1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 So did you just, to paraphrase, lava lamp? 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Where's that whiskey? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 You didn't bring the bottle up? 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Oh, Austin's got it. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,000 We handed it to Austin, the producer, so he can, he needs to pull it up on the TV. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,000 So we were talking about the lava lamp right now. 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 I'm not saying anything. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 No, you said it looked like the Laszlo Moczolo bottle. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 It is working now. 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Look at that. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 That's the first ball I've seen it release. 12 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,000 That's the former first lady of the United States of America. 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Why would I say that? 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Dude, you know what? 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I don't know. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Right. 17 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 You didn't say it, I don't think. 18 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Michelle Obama can kiss my ass. 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Literally. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Well, here's my problem. 21 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:52,000 They had abused Milani Trump so bad. 22 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Brutally, and she was like graceful and compassionate. 23 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Elegant. 24 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 She was everything. 25 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 She was the package, and they did nothing but belittle her. 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 And if there's anything- 27 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Oh, Ivana? 28 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 No, Milani. 29 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 I thought you said Rwanda. 30 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 No, Milani and Trump. 31 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 As in the country of Rwanda. 32 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Rwanda, yes. 33 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 No, it's Black Panther. 34 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 But that actually is a really good point you make there, Sean, because we talk about liberals, conservatives, 35 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:27,000 and we've talked about how liberals can be ugly and hypocritical and ideologues, right? 36 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Jackasses. 37 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:34,000 But when it comes to the way they treated Milani, there's no reason for that. 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 She was nonpolitical. 39 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:41,000 She was nonpolitical, no threat at all, and they were just sheer hate and ugly. 40 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 So much. 41 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,000 And that shows you the total lens of the liberal mindset. 42 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 It doesn't matter- 43 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Even on the late night talk shows where they're mocking her- 44 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Her accent. 45 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Her accent. 46 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,000 It's like, motherfucker, she speaks six languages, including English. 47 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Fucker. 48 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 This is insane. 49 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:08,000 And they're just like, she's talking to some kindergarten students, and the child picks 50 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,000 up the apple and carries it over to the porch. 51 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Hold on, was it Milani and Trump, or was it Rwanda's fortune- 52 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 The point is, they're just mocking her. 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 It's just so uncool. 54 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 It is very uncool. 55 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 It made me so mad. 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000 You step into the room, and then you get in the shower, and we will insert the gas. 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:34,000 And then it gets even worse than that, because the tradition- there's a whole segment of 58 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 the media industry- 59 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 That's the way they're like, they're satisfying it. 60 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:45,000 They get into commenting on the style of the First Lady, and the clothes, and the- 61 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 It's crazy. 62 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 And how they decorate the White House. 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 How they decorate during Christmas. 64 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Dudes like us, it's March 29th. 65 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 This is the second half of Dudes Like Us. 66 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 I'm Sean. 67 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I'm Paul. 68 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I'm Jeff. 69 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Rob. 70 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 And we have special guest, Mr. C.D. Robb. 71 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 He already jumped into it. 72 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 He fucking did. 73 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 He was ready to roll. 74 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 You're a regular. 75 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 You're a regular now. 76 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Guest speaker, Rob. 77 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 There you go. 78 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 You were ball-swinging, ready to roll, man. 79 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I remember when she redid the Rose Garden, and they were just all up in arms. 80 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 God. 81 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 There's no reason for it. 82 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:21,000 And then we have Michelle Obama taking away all the food from the kids in the school. 83 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 In the school. 84 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 No more pizza for you. 85 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 No more ketchup? 86 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 No soup for you. 87 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 She's Japanese. 88 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 What did she do? 89 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 What did she do? 90 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:34,000 She took all the other things that were considered unhealthy. 91 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,000 No, she tried to make school lunches healthy, which basically just ruined them. 92 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 That's a noble idea. 93 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 But it is noble, but it's not realistic. 94 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 It didn't work. 95 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 I don't want to be like a liberal where I'm blinded by hate. 96 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 That's a liberal. 97 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 It didn't work. 98 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 It didn't work. 99 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,800 Now the kids can't come to school and eat the 8,000 calorie cinnamon bun roll that they 100 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,800 used to be able to get. 101 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,120 Which they kind of need. 102 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,720 I freaking love that cinnamon roll. 103 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:55,720 These kids are growing. 104 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,720 They need fucking calories. 105 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:03,000 There was a whole industry of these kids taking pictures of their lunches, and they were bad 106 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 looking. 107 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 The more healthy lunches? 108 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 I don't know if they were. 109 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 It's a compilation of corn and a lot of other things. 110 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Corn and a little thing of chili. 111 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 It's cubed carrots, corn, and lime and beans mixed. 112 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:23,000 You know, Rob, this is a perfect example of you know how when they have legislation that 113 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 they mean well. 114 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Right? 115 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Supposedly. 116 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,000 They mean well, and then when it's implemented, it goes bad. 117 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 It has unintended consequences. 118 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:38,000 They dump the main people that can provide very solid meals. 119 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Look up Michelle Obama lunches. 120 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 That's kind of a scary look there. 121 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Those look good. 122 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Michelle Obama school lunches. 123 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I would say my school lunch experience was good. 124 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Mine was great. 125 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I kind of liked the pizza subs and the peanut butter cookies, whatever those were. 126 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I loved school lunches. 127 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Look at that. 128 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 It's a wiener, apple, and one tomato. 129 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 That can't be. 130 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 That one does not look as appetizing. 131 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Okay, no, they ate the bread or something. 132 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 What is that next to the wiener? 133 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 That's ketchup. 134 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Those balls. 135 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Terrible. 136 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 That's wet ball. 137 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Ketchup is a vegetable. 138 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Bread, steak, and tomato. 139 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 It's just for real. 140 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 This guy is holding a tortilla with cheese. 141 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:23,000 This isn't the Hungry Man TV dinner that you used to get. 142 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:29,000 This is like some sort of cheap version of the calendars or the Stouffer's. 143 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 It's nasty. 144 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 There she is. 145 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Well, I guess we've probably been away from the school lunch program for quite a while. 146 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Yeah, we have. 147 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Maybe we cannot confidently comment on it. 148 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Hold on. 149 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Sean, you just said something about TV dinners. 150 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 TV dinners are different. 151 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Did you guys grow up eating TV dinners? 152 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Yes, I did. 153 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Was it like a regular thing or was it like a treat? 154 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 It was like a treat. 155 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 A treat. 156 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Absolutely a treat. 157 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I'm glad you said that because that's what it was for us. 158 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 I guess just because mom wasn't cooking. 159 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Exactly. 160 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Mom didn't want to cook. 161 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 That's what it was. 162 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 She didn't want to cook. 163 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:15,000 But as an alternative, they gave mom Alzheimer's because of the aluminum phosphate. 164 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 The aluminum phosphate. 165 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 The off gassing of these TV dinners. 166 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 But I tell you, when mom said she wasn't cooking this TV dinner night, we went apeshit. 167 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 It was awesome. 168 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 I didn't think it was awesome. 169 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 There we were in the frozen food section. 170 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Actually, I like the mashed potatoes. 171 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 There's like a thousand TV dinner choices. 172 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 It was Salisbury steak for me. 173 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 They had the little dessert thing. 174 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 It was way too small. 175 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 It's funny you say that. 176 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 It's like a cherry. 177 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 But it's like lava. 178 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 So here's the thing. 179 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I'm the youngest of four. 180 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:53,000 And I remember my oldest two, my oldest siblings would get the hearty man or hearty hungry 181 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 man. 182 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Hungry man. 183 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 And I was like, mom, I want the hungry man. 184 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Oh, you can't eat all that. 185 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 You can't eat all that. 186 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 And I was like, I'm ready, dad. 187 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I'm ready, mom, for the hungry man. 188 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 And I finally I got the hungry man. 189 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 It was like a thing. 190 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Like when was that? 191 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 When you were 16? 192 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Well, I was actually 19. 193 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Although, Rob, don't be a dick about it. 194 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 You're a guest speaker, damn it. 195 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I remember getting the fried chicken once because it looked like a lot of food. 196 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:29,000 The chicken had like an ounce of meat on it. 197 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 It was all bone and skin. 198 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 It was like the chicken nugget before it came out. 199 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Did we ever complain? 200 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 It was awesome. 201 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Tyson had first dibs on the chicken probably. 202 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 That was probably the birth of Tyson. 203 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:48,000 And I also remember the TV dinners was a special when we had that. 204 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:53,000 But also, we were, my mom loved fried chicken. 205 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 And we couldn't afford to go out and buy fried chicken. 206 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 So she'd buy the box of banquet frozen fried chicken. 207 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Did you ever have that? 208 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 In a can. 209 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 No, it wasn't in a can. 210 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 It was in a box. 211 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 It was like a little spam can. 212 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 You must have gotten less than that even. 213 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 The leftovers of the box. 214 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Yeah, so it was a box of eight pieces. 215 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 They were really small. 216 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 He just shared that along with a liter of Coke. 217 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Was that in the store, like the frozen section? 218 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Yeah, you can still buy it today. 219 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 You can still buy it today banquet fried chicken. 220 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I remember the same one probably from way back then. 221 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:37,000 One of the treats that Jeff got as a kid growing up is that his dad would come home with a liter of pop. 222 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Regardless whether it was a cola, Sprite, or 7-Up. 223 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Very nice. 224 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 It was Pepsi free. 225 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 It was a two liter. 226 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 That's what I was going to say. 227 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 That's a little bit better. 228 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 So liter didn't come out until way later. 229 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 It was always two liter. 230 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 It was two liter, right. 231 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 And then they came out with the one liter. 232 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 But did he come home with the off-brand? 233 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 They needed a better denomination to mix the bourbon. 234 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 No, it was Pepsi free. 235 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 They didn't make it anymore. 236 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 It had the lemon flavor to it. 237 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 You talked about this. 238 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 So that was your favorite and you brought it every time? 239 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Like 7-Up? 240 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 He got it a lot. 241 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 No, it was Pepsi. 242 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 It had lemon flavor to it. 243 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 It was diet, I think. 244 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 So it's called Pepsi free. 245 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Remember the black guy in the commercial? 246 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Oh yeah. 247 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 That was from 7-Up or Sprite. 248 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Oh, just roll with it. 249 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I have a Sprite. 250 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 That's fantastic. 251 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I also grew up on powdered milk. 252 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Shut the fuck up. 253 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Wow. 254 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 There it is. 255 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 That's unusual. 256 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 There it is. 257 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 That could explain a lot of things. 258 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Powdered milk. 259 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 You grew up on powdered milk. 260 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Powdered milk. 261 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Do you mention that before? 262 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 What a horrible lifestyle. 263 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I didn't know. 264 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 It was all right. 265 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I didn't know it better. 266 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 We had these things. 267 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 We'd make our milk. 268 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 We'd put it in the fridge. 269 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 I'm sorry, what was that? 270 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 You would shake it up and the whole hand gesture. 271 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 No, no, no. 272 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 That's exactly why we don't have video in this time. 273 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Jeff said you mix it up, you get your milk. 274 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 That's where you get all the wrist action from, I guess. 275 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 The dry milk. 276 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 That's how the work goes. 277 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 We always get cold milk by a box of it for, I don't know how much it was. 278 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 That's still around today, the dry milk. 279 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 It is, the dry milk is still around. 280 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 We even looked up how they make powdered milk. 281 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,000 And they literally, it's milk like that. 282 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Milk solids, fats. 283 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000 And they evaporate the water and they powderize it and they put it into a box. 284 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 All you're doing is adding the water back to it. 285 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Yeah, but it's not cow milk. 286 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 It's rat. 287 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 No, it is not. 288 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Snake. 289 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 It's rat milk. 290 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Snake milk. 291 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Snake milk. 292 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 They got all these little suction cups. 293 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 I'm not sure I'd want to milk the snake. 294 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Yank the teat on his mouth. 295 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Milk the snake. 296 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Little tiny teats. 297 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 It's like, what does that show? 298 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Is it Meet the Fockers? 299 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Meet the Fockers. 300 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 He talks about how he's milking the cat. 301 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Yeah, you're right. 302 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 That movie was so uncomfortable. 303 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 The kitten, I think, actually. 304 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 The first time I watched. 305 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:56,000 That's actually one of the last moments I could really appreciate Robin De Niro. 306 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 I agree with you. 307 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Before he stepped over into the dangerous zone. 308 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 The liberal abyss. 309 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 He's been fairly quiet. 310 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Well, that's because he's got nobody paying attention to him. 311 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I guess so. 312 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Yeah. 313 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:17,000 But, man, when he would go on CNN, I mean, why would an actor be brought on to CNN for 314 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 a political commentary panel? 315 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Because they live in a different world. 316 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Bullshit. 317 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 They're in a different classification. 318 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:34,000 And you mentioned it before in a prior podcast where these actors, actresses, they think 319 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 they're actually part of that. 320 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Did you already drink yours? 321 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Did you just? 322 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 You know, I gave him a soft pour. 323 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Well, hold on. 324 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:49,000 I gave him a soft pour because his glass was not emptied after the first podcast. 325 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 It wasn't empty. 326 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 So it's kind of like an infinity bottle. 327 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,000 So normally what we do when we're doing the intermission to clear our palates and to make 328 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,000 sure there's no blending of bourbons, we dump out some salty popcorn. 329 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Extremely salty. 330 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 We also finish and clean out the glass. 331 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 I think my heart's going to explode. 332 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Right. 333 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 That way there's no ice in there. 334 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 No, there's ice in here. 335 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Yeah. 336 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 OK. 337 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 You want to grab a couple cubes? 338 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I have some already. 339 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Is that enough? 340 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 You have the bourbon, right? 341 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Oh, the ice is enough, yeah, but I can't drink ice necessarily. 342 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Jeff, you want to turn around and grab that? 343 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 And I don't mind talking about it. 344 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Rob's kind of a novice here with the dudes like us. 345 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 He's not sure how this works. 346 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 That's a hardy. 347 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Yeah, right. 348 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Not to whiskey, but to dudes like us somewhat. 349 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,000 So this is the Riverset straight rye whiskey. 350 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 All right. 351 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 OK. 352 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 This is the second half podcast. 353 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000 And Rob was jangling his glass because he's very upset that it's empty. 354 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Yeah, kind of like the cartoon art show. 355 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Well, we'd already had some, and it's empty now. 356 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Correct. 357 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Oh, so look at you going for that. 358 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 So I was looking for some more. 359 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 He's going for his third pour. 360 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Which we have here. 361 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Because it's a fairly weak bourbon. 362 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 It's a fairly weak bourbon. 363 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Negative. 364 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 No. 365 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 It's 117 proof, fairly weak. 366 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 No. 367 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Right. 368 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Fairly weak. 369 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah. 370 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 I mean. 371 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 It's bottle number 30, it says. 372 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 It's evidence of this whole podcast. 373 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I think we're all talking at the same time. 374 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 All right. 375 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 We need to slow down. 376 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 We're all kind of schnooker. 377 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Yes. 378 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 We're getting toky. 379 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 All right. 380 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 We need to slow the podcast down. 381 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 We're not going to talk over each other. 382 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Shut up. 383 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 And it's already happening. 384 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Sean just jammed eight pounds of ice into his. 385 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Yeah, what's the point of that? 386 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Yeah, how are you going to drink that? 387 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 It's like up your nose. 388 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 It's going to drip everywhere. 389 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Yeah. 390 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Well, we want to give. 391 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 God. 392 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 We want to give props to this river said, right? 393 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I think all of us like that. 394 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I just. 395 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Okay, yes. 396 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Let's talk about this. 397 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Did you see that? 398 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I did. 399 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 I just I just Chris rocked that. 400 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Yeah. 401 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Now you will. 402 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 You will. 403 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 You build it. 404 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Bill Smith. 405 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Anyway, go ahead. 406 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 What's this? 407 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 This is it says crafted in Memphis. 408 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Okay. 409 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Thank God for Memphis. 410 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Where's it distilled? 411 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,000 And five years aged. 412 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:05,000 117.6 percent proof and bottle number 30. 413 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,000 So when I said straight want rye whiskey. 414 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 So it's not it's not the multiple grain like the last. 415 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 We need like some sort of bourbon. 416 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 We need to come up with some bourbon background music. 417 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Well, whenever we're doing the bourbon needs to be like some standardized music in the background. 418 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000 That would be that would be a little bit too much for the producer, I think. 419 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Right. 420 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 No, he can handle it. 421 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 He's already asleep. 422 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 He's doing his way. 423 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 He's multitasking the fuck back there. 424 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 He's he's doing homework. 425 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 He's watching movies. 426 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 What kind of music? 427 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,000 But anyway, that's it's a very good very good whiskey. 428 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 I think a little Yellowstone track was playing in the background. 429 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 So this is distilled in Tennessee. 430 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So I wonder if this is Dickel because Dickel is a big supplier. 431 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 You think it's part of Dickel? 432 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Yeah, Dickel is a big supplier of bourbon. 433 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 They don't distill their stuff. 434 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 So I wonder if this is Dickel. 435 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 I love I love the Dickel family of bourbons. 436 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 I think they're all great. 437 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 It says B.R. Distilling Company. 438 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Eight year, fifteen year, fifteen year. 439 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 All good. 440 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000 B.R. does not there's no D in that I don't think except for except for distilling company. 441 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:14,000 But we can maybe look that up online and see. 442 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,000 But it is it is quite good whether it's from Dickel or not. 443 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Jeff, how many? 444 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 The oldest licensed distillery in Memphis. 445 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 How many? 446 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 B.R. Distilling. 447 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 B.R. Distilling Company. 448 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Oh, yeah. 449 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 OK. 450 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Older than Dickel. 451 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Memphis. 452 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 No, no, it's just in Memphis. 453 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Oh, in Memphis. 454 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 They make they make the blue note. 455 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 That's who it is. 456 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Blue note. 457 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Yeah, we tried the blue note. 458 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 That's good stuff. 459 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 So the blue note and actually it's the same company that does blue note. 460 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 So there you go. 461 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 So it's a good company. 462 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Apparently. 463 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 It is. 464 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Yeah, blue note is good. 465 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 We like it so far. 466 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 OK. 467 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Yeah, we do. 468 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 I was going to ask you, Jeff, because you have a you have a greater much better memory than 469 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I do. 470 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:55,000 So you have a family of bourbons where there are a number of them right within the same 471 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 family. 472 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:01,600 Dickel's got the Dickel's got the eight year, the 13 year, the 15 year. 473 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,360 And then they have, you know, the ones that I always joke about. 474 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,360 Oh, that's 12 year. 475 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,360 Dickel 12. 476 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,360 Recipe 12 or something. 477 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,360 Recipe 12. 478 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,360 And I always say it's 12 year. 479 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,360 Right. 480 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,560 So they have they have like five or six bourbons in their in their family and they're all great. 481 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,560 Right. 482 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,360 Yeah, so what's another one that has such a broad? 483 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,560 Well, Wild Turkey does. 484 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,360 OK, they got rare breed. 485 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:27,120 They got one on one has a boatload of different about goodness. 486 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,600 So Wild Turkey, you've got Wild Turkey 101, Wild Turkey 80. 487 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600 You got the rare breed. 488 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,160 You got the Kentucky Spirit. 489 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,360 Then you have Russell's. 490 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,360 What about Kentucky Deluxe? 491 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:41,680 I don't think that's part of how about how about Kentucky, gentlemen? 492 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,600 Then you have the Russell's on top of that. 493 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,960 Then you have the one that we have out here. 494 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 Long Dick. 495 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960 Correct. 496 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,880 I think it is called Long Dick. 497 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,120 Long Dick Dong. 498 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,960 The one that Matthew McConaughey from that movie Long Dick Long Branch. 499 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,960 It's called Long Branch. 500 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,560 It's also a wild turkey. 501 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,280 And now I think another movie from the 80s. 502 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,280 Long Dick Dong. 503 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,280 Long Dick Dong. 504 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,280 Is that his name? 505 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280 Dong Dong. 506 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 Dick Dong. 507 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,280 No, he goes sleep. 508 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,280 He's like big crash. 509 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,280 What? 510 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,280 Oh, big crash. 511 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,280 Is this like 16 Candles? 512 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,280 Yes. 513 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,280 The Dunga need food. 514 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,280 No more Yankee me wanking. 515 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,280 He falls out of the tree. 516 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,280 Yeah. 517 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,280 He's an exchange student. 518 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,280 Yeah, he's from the invasion. 519 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,280 Was it his girlfriend like riding an exercise bike? 520 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,280 Oh, yeah. 521 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,280 She's huge. 522 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,280 Like Helga. 523 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,280 Helga. 524 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,280 You guys watched 16 Candles, right? 525 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,280 Donga needs food. 526 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,280 Yes. 527 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280 His name was Donga. 528 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,280 Yeah, and he's like he's as drunk as a skunk. 529 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,280 And he was like. 530 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,280 Like the grandpa was saying. 531 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,280 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 532 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,280 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 533 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,280 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 534 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 535 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:42,480 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 536 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,300 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 537 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,640 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 538 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,100 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 539 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:56,080 He was like, I'm going to go to I'm going to go to the bathroom. 540 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:00,240 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 541 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:04,200 He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 542 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,200 Meow. 543 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200 Meow. 544 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,420 are supporters and such. You haven't not. Yeah. 545 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,480 What are some some unicorns? 546 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,480 The 17 year would definitely be one. 547 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,620 What are some other ones that are I'm going to use the words 548 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:22,180 that's an oxymoron that are common are common unicorns. 549 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,860 So what is a common unicorn? Right. 550 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,220 Well, Blanton's is probably at everyone's top of mind. Right. 551 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,700 But you know, we don't have one of those. 552 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,600 I like to have one. But Paul, you've had it. 553 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,560 You said it was just kind of we have better. 554 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,980 Well, I mean, it. You know, it's so hyped, right? 555 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,180 It's so high that when you drink it, you're like, you're supposed to cry. 556 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,620 Right. Or shit yourself or something. 557 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,780 I don't know what you're saying. 558 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:47,880 Yeah. Good Lord. I have a bourbon just as good as this. 559 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,320 Hold on. And my cat, I guess yourself. 560 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,580 I was you know, you're supposed to have an emotional reaction, but I'm like, 561 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,560 but maybe get we would like poop. 562 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,760 Like most sexual experiences. 563 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,800 Yeah. You're supposed to. Well, I'm not going to say it. OK. 564 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,500 I would I would have said it before. 565 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,940 But no, you're not supposed to have a sexual experience when you drink it. 566 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,240 You haven't had enough yet. OK. 567 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,200 Well, you're supposed to shit yourself, according to Paul. 568 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,480 Well, I'm just saying there's some reaction anyway. 569 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,540 But it was it was good. 570 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:16,080 Don't be wrong. I don't want to be a hater. 571 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,740 But well, here locally, another one. 572 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,340 I'm sorry. We've had over 140 bourbons now. 573 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:25,980 And I can promise you there have been several that have been as good. 574 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,220 Many that have been better. Right. 575 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,660 That's what I've heard. That's what I heard. 576 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,260 That, you know, blinds everybody once. 577 00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:34,720 But it's it's it's overrated. 578 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,560 There's better things for half the price. 579 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,340 So it's overrated. 580 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:41,840 I think another one is Paul had the opportunity to buy three bottles. 581 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,800 Colonel Taylor, right? Oh, OK. 582 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,700 Son of a bitch. 583 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,240 That's the story we'll never know. 584 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,380 Taylor Sanders. 585 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,240 Colonel is it? 586 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,620 I can't remember. There's something. 587 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,560 You lost a lot of points that we could not Colonel Sanders. 588 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,620 But I was in a rush scenario. 589 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,200 I mean, a tiny little I'm in Montrose, Colorado. 590 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,920 Here come the excuses. 591 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,960 Instead of accepting responsibility, I have the floor. 592 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:13,500 And I I'm in this little. 593 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,940 Excuse me, ma'am. 594 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,240 I'm in this little tiny alcohol store. 595 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,800 I'm texting you guys like crazy. 596 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,540 I'm like, is this good? Is this good? Is that good? 597 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,400 No one's answering me. 598 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,220 So, you know, I go ahead and make my purchase and leave. 599 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,420 Come to find out. 600 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:30,480 Yeah, she was telling me I got three bottles of this. 601 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,160 It's only 40 bucks a piece. 602 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,780 And then I find out it's like a major unicorn. 603 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,860 It is especially around. It may not be in so spots. 604 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,420 I think it's hard to get everywhere. 605 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,320 It's really hard to get 40 bucks. 606 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,320 It's really hard to get. 607 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,120 You should have bought all three, man. 608 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,160 Henry McKenna, 10 years, 40 bucks. 609 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,860 Well, you got you got three of them, you said, right? 610 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,660 And I got one of those now. 611 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,300 You spent 100 bucks on that thing. 612 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,880 No, I didn't. I sold it for 10,000. 613 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,980 Ten thousand. I bought it. 614 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,440 The one that you did. 615 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,340 The one on the left. 616 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,140 The one on the left there is obviously we'll never have that. 617 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,220 Pappy's heavy van Winkle. 618 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:07,180 I'm not spending fifteen hundred four thousand dollars on a ball of bourbon. 619 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:10,760 So hold on. There's multiple levels of van Winkle 620 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,560 because I was in the checkout line with total wine. 621 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,920 A guy was buying Pappy van Winkle. 622 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,400 So there's no way he was spending fifteen hundred bucks. 623 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,560 He could have been. No. 624 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,000 Why? I disagree. 625 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,160 Now they have a they have Pappy that's like eight year. Exactly. 626 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,440 That's the they have it. 627 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,000 It's still a typical version. 628 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,340 They may be 800 bucks. No, they have very economical Pappy van Winkle. 629 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,040 No, they don't. No, they don't. 630 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:37,180 When I say economical, I'm saying less one hundred and thirty or less. 631 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:39,180 No, I disagree with that. You disagree. 632 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:42,320 OK, we have to do some research on that. I disagree with that. OK. 633 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,660 Because I well, there was a ride. 634 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,620 There was a van Winkle. 635 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:49,060 I've never seen Pappy's at Total Wine ever. 636 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,400 No, but I was at Specs in Cold Station and I took a picture of it 637 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,660 and I showed it to you. That was not Pappy's. 638 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,040 So they have Pappy Van Winkle's family reserve. 639 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,500 Twenty three year old. That's a hundred bucks. Oh, yeah. 640 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,800 OK. Twenty three year old. 641 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,340 No, yes. No. Yeah, that is the no. 642 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,880 It says Pappy Van Winkle's family reserve. 643 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,280 Twenty three years. 644 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,380 Twenty dollars on sale. 645 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,160 That's got to be a. Whoa. 646 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:13,980 That's not real. 647 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:15,560 Twenty dollars. It's not real. 648 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,860 Yeah, that's not real. That's a joke. 649 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,220 That's not real. 650 00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:21,920 Yeah, unless it's coming from Ukraine or something. 651 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:27,340 No. Also, I also what I have also what I heard is when you see that 652 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:31,040 one for fourteen hundred bucks, that's the twelve year. 653 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,880 They're dumping their stuff. 654 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,640 Yeah, right. 655 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,620 No, those are not real. 656 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,480 That's a buffalo. 657 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,980 Trace is one of those that has a shitload of of whiskies. 658 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,020 Oh, like a family of a well, Pappy Van Winkle's Buffalo Trace, right? 659 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,080 You know, all this stuff or vice versa. 660 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,000 You know, he must read. 661 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,500 You know, there was a I do I do read there was a there was an article 662 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,040 about all the related 663 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:02,780 bourbon deaths, just deaths in general when it comes to drinking and driving. 664 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:06,980 You know, can you imagine, you know, just I started thinking about 665 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:09,580 what when I was going through the article, I was thinking like, 666 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,440 but, you know, death and 667 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:16,820 in all the horrible ways to die. 668 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:20,760 And I was thinking. 669 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,620 So I don't know. 670 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:26,120 I mean, I was just thinking cremated in the grave and I just kind of. 671 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,860 That to me is a more interesting cremation or 672 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,840 you know, buried hole or buried in parts. 673 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:33,940 Well, you mentioned that. 674 00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:35,840 Well, the thing is, you're already dead, right? 675 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,080 It's not to die. 676 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,380 You're not cremated to death, are you? 677 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,640 Unless you're in World War Two. 678 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,140 Well, hold on, let me ask you guys. 679 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:46,280 You know how these guys, you know how these people have these stories 680 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,280 where they want to be cremated and they want their ashes spread over 681 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:51,660 some over the mountain? 682 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:55,660 I want you to do my ashes with some chili and put it in the next thing of 683 00:23:56,120 --> 00:24:00,160 some chili beans and that way I can hurt my boyfriend one last time. 684 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,060 Wow. Those things. 685 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,260 You know that one? No, no, no. 686 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,860 Mix it with some cayenne pepper. 687 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,940 My ashes in the chili. 688 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:11,200 That way I could hurt my boyfriend's but one more time or whatever. 689 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,500 Well, the flavoring might not be bad. 690 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,940 That could be possible. 691 00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:17,820 But would you guys ever consider that, though? 692 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:21,680 Having your ashes being cremated scattered across something 693 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:24,180 that was scattered across Frisco? 694 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:27,760 Or would you or would you be buried over total wine? 695 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,820 Over total wine? 696 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:32,060 Well, that brings you out the front. 697 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:34,100 You're on the front. You just like spread it everywhere. 698 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,360 What are you doing? This is my friend. He died. 699 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:41,500 Back to the Bourbon Isle. 700 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,940 So gross. 701 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,240 But you throw it up in their big. 702 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,680 Yes, it's a real thing. 703 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,820 So when you when you when you pass, I mean, you've got to make that decision. 704 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,280 I think that's also what legal. 705 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,780 Well, you have to make it before you pass, hopefully. 706 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,920 Hold on. What's illegal? 707 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,220 Spreading your ass. Yeah, that's a biohazard. 708 00:24:58,220 --> 00:24:59,520 It's a biohazard. 709 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,000 Like anywhere? 710 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,660 I believe so. Like over a lake or over a mountain. 711 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:05,600 I don't think you're supposed to do it now. 712 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,400 Well, you don't notify it. 713 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,600 Yeah, you don't tell anybody about it. 714 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,900 Can I get a registration to spread? 715 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,940 Yeah, I want to get a permit to spread my dad's ashes. 716 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:16,340 I don't know if there is such a thing. 717 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,640 That's not going to happen. 718 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,540 So you just guess I've never thought about it. 719 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:21,020 You just do it. Well, that's what I'm saying. 720 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,120 You know, how do you want to do it? 721 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,420 Do you want to be cremated or do you want to go into a coffin to be buried? 722 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,060 No cremated. 100 percent. Yeah. 723 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,520 I don't need anyone to spend money on the ground. 724 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,860 You can have one of those ninja things do that. 725 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,160 Yeah. Oh, processor. 726 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,660 What shows are you watching? 727 00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:42,540 Soil it green. 728 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:46,040 Get you down to a few cups. Soil it green. 729 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,780 Yes. Yeah. Wow. 730 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:50,340 How about a vacuum pack? Charlton Heston. 731 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,880 Wow. Well, you know, we kind of got into this, the cryogenics, right? 732 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,660 And you said you wanted to be next to Ted Williams, his head or something like that. 733 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,480 That never came out of my mouth. 734 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,360 We were talking and somebody wanted to be. 735 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,460 Yeah, but his head was in your arms. 736 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,960 Next to his bat, maybe? 737 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,500 Yeah. Well, Ted Williams, his head is frozen. 738 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,460 You know that, right? I've heard that. 739 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:13,900 Yeah. I don't know where it is, but it's at some cryogenics lab in Fort Knox. 740 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,140 It's in my freezer. Along with Michael Jackson, right? 741 00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:19,480 Michael Jackson. Is he cryogenic as well? Preserved, I think. 742 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,280 Yeah, I doubt it. 743 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,180 That's what he said. Who knows? 744 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:27,920 He had so much money, he probably had all these safeguards set up 745 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,920 unless his body was. 746 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,120 Is he really dead? Like Elvis? Is he really dead? 747 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,820 You talking about Michael Jackson? Yeah. Right. 748 00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:35,020 No, he's dead. He's dead. 749 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:38,460 You know how in Egypt, when the pharaoh died, when the pharaoh died, 750 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,200 everybody had to be buried with him. 751 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,060 Like they killed all the servants. 752 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,140 They killed all the people that were in his circle. 753 00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:47,460 That's a very good with him because they needed the pharaoh 754 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,900 needed all those people in the afterlife. 755 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,040 So do you think Michael Jackson needed all the kids? 756 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,840 Well, not the kids, but the chimpanzees. 757 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,180 Is a bunch of small children. 758 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:58,040 Well, no, not I was saying kids. 759 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,480 No, but you did. You did. 760 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,340 Do you Freudian said something? 761 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:05,960 Neverland, Never, Neverland, Neverland, all the Neverland people there. 762 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,200 Maybe. Yeah, I want to be cremated. 763 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,740 I don't think this is when you brought that. 764 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,700 We're going to bury Michael Jackson. 765 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,240 Let's put a bunch of kids in there and make it feel comfortable. 766 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,300 In the afterlife. 767 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:21,540 Geez. Yeah. 768 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,740 There's no temple. 769 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,840 A bunch of assholes he can stare down into. 770 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,880 You need to watch that show. You watch that movie show. 771 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,980 This got really dark and I did. Yeah. 772 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:30,680 So cremated for me. 773 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,320 We better change the subject. 774 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,920 Yeah. To a speaker of the speaker of the house, maybe. 775 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,360 Yeah. Well, we'll quote Webster and put them in Michael Jackson's tomb. 776 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,000 What else did you have on your topic list? 777 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,700 Because there was one other one that was very I might have taken your topic list. 778 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,860 Is it what you wrote? Is this what you wrote out? 779 00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:50,040 Oh, no. No. Did you do your typical significant? 780 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,280 So I better keep this to myself here. This list. 781 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,440 Oh, don't look at that list. Yeah. 782 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,940 Oh, yeah. You do that one. 783 00:27:56,940 --> 00:28:00,620 Well, the only one that is recent is William Hurt. 784 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,920 Oh, yeah. That was a big one of the Elephant Man fame. 785 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,700 Who's who's? No, that's that's a different hurt. 786 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,700 William Hurt was in he was in some of his body heat. 787 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,960 Highly sexualized movie. 788 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,000 Oh, yeah. You would recognize him in a hurry if the producer had his face up there. 789 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:19,600 William Hurt actress. I'm trying to use an altered states, I believe. 790 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,340 He was in movies, right? 791 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:24,320 So, OK. Oh, William, what about him? 792 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,580 He just died. Yeah. Massive did. 793 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:28,720 I didn't hear. Well, no. Yeah, he did. 794 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:30,080 That's too bad. 795 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,420 He may have been. Did he play a dumb and dumber? 796 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,520 Oh, he may have been in a Marvel movie. 797 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,920 No, I don't know. 798 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,600 That looks like another guy. 799 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,460 Yeah. Was he in a Marvel movie? Oh, look at that. 800 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:45,100 Please get rid of that. 801 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,440 Sing two or sing three or sing four or something. I don't know. 802 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:53,140 See, well, he was a network or broadcast or whatever. 803 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,580 He's a Beowulf. Well, I could read that. 804 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:59,480 Hold on. Well, he's he's a very popular actor. 805 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,080 You guys should know who he is, right? 806 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,320 William Heard. He looks like somebody else, though. 807 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,220 But oh, I've heard of him. OK. 808 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,520 Anyway, so he passed. 809 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,260 That's all I got as far as dead people. 810 00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:13,160 Really? That's it. 811 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:13,960 That's a pretty light. 812 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,360 He got cremated or anything or what? 813 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,100 They chopped him up. 814 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:20,960 Well, how about all those people dying from in Ukraine 815 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:25,480 from some starvation or dying of thirst and dying from javelins 816 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,880 being blasted in their face? 817 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,040 What do you guys what do you guys think of the whole? 818 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:34,400 People going back to Ukraine to fight. 819 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,580 At a certain point, you think I think that's good. 820 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,780 It's amazing. I find that amazing. 821 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:44,480 I just go back and look at America when you got nothing else to lose. 822 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:48,180 Then I'll tell you what, man, if someone invaded our city 823 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:56,220 and I was to successfully get my kids out, my my my get my kids out, my wife. 824 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:58,760 I'd go back and I'd defend it. 825 00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,960 I'd defend my house. 826 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:03,000 I would sell your high level weapons. 827 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:06,740 They have high level weapons from the US. Big time. 828 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,880 Well, you like random. 829 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,880 But look, here's the thing. 830 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,740 It doesn't matter. 831 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,840 I mean, you got to fight for your country. 832 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,880 No, it doesn't. OK. 833 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,820 That's true. And it's it's admirable. 834 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:25,160 But it won't matter because Putin had I mean, he's sending in his his C team, 835 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:26,600 his B team. 836 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,760 He hasn't even send in his A team yet. 837 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,200 You don't think so? 838 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,860 What I've heard, what I've heard is seventy five. 839 00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:35,400 Now, why would he send in the lesser ones to look? 840 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:40,380 Well, because he was thinking he's got a bunch of he's got a bunch of super old 841 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,980 tanks, super old equipment that he's bringing in there from the fucking 70s, 842 00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:47,220 80s, 90s. Send them in there to get stuck in the mud. 843 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,620 And he's like, he's like, man, just look, look, we've got all the shit. 844 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,420 Let's just send that in there first. 845 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:55,260 And then we'll wait and see what's going on. 846 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:59,000 He's got all kinds of different types of bombs that he could do. 847 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,680 But this is not a smart war. 848 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,380 I mean, look, if he were to do it differently, 849 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:07,480 there's different ways to be able to conquer a city. 850 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,880 You know, it's retarded. 851 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,780 Frankly, it's it's all it's retarded. 852 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:17,020 It has been very eye opening from the from the like American military brass. 853 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:18,160 From a right there. 854 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,160 I'll chime in. They're all chiming in on strategically. 855 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,300 Oh, they say, oh, yeah, they're they're looking at the capability. 856 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,500 They're not doing well. 857 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,900 How effective they've been their strategy. 858 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:30,060 And they're like making comments left and right. 859 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:34,000 Like, well, these guys were way overestimated. 860 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,240 And that's my point is that overestimated in their ability. 861 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,120 Which guys? The Russians, the Russian American commentators. 862 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,020 If the Russians are supposed to be the top notch out there. 863 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,320 That's what they're putting out there. 864 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,680 If they're supposed to be a top notch army and they're not and they're not. 865 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:52,020 That's that that reminds me of what we got going on right here at home. 866 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:55,380 I hope not, you know, but I think it's the reality because we're. 867 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,260 Yeah, we're we're but here's the thing. 868 00:31:57,260 --> 00:32:00,360 We've got we've got military getting woke that are breaking the law. 869 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,700 We got we got people that are doing all kinds of things wrong 870 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:04,660 that are never held accountable. 871 00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:08,260 And it's it's it's it's a microcosm of that. 872 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,800 Do you mean in the military or in just FBI? 873 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:16,400 I'm talking about like, well, specifically, I'm referring to like our political program. 874 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,140 You know, you've got these guys. 875 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,240 The case, though, it is always the case. 876 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:25,080 But it's it's it's kind of like like right now, Donald Trump's got some sort of lawsuit 877 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,320 out against Hillary for defamation and of character. 878 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,460 I mean, how long is that going to sit in court before it gets thrown out? 879 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,900 It's it's the court. 880 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:36,700 It's not going to work. 881 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:40,200 Basically, what I'm getting at is that they got a plan and it's not going to work. 882 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:41,700 The Russians have a plan. 883 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:43,240 They're sending in the shit and it's not going to work. 884 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,840 Not going to work. It's not going to work. 885 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,140 And they're getting their asses handed to them. 886 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,280 It's embarrassing. 887 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:55,460 And I thought of all people of all countries, Russia would have just rolled over it. 888 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:59,820 They would have systematically knocked them down like dominoes. 889 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:02,060 They thought it would be over in 48 hours. 890 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:04,500 What they call that they call it the domino theory. 891 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,900 What do you think is their goal? 892 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,900 I guess that's a good question. 893 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,940 Well, the goal are they going to take over? 894 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:13,900 Yes. You mean they're trying to bring Ukraine back into the fold. 895 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,680 Remember, Putin is wanting to rebuild the Soviet Union. 896 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,720 Land wise, they can do it, but people wise, I don't know. 897 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,680 That's the problem. 898 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,420 At this point, the generations of Ukrainians are going to fight them. 899 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:25,320 Are we going to let them get away with it? 900 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,880 That's right. They've experienced freedom. 901 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,780 We talked about this in Afghanistan. 902 00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:31,460 So look, 20 years, we've been there 20 years. 903 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:34,420 And then suddenly we leave. 904 00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:39,060 And all the people that were babies 20 years ago are now 20 year old adults. 905 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,960 And they're being expected to live under Taliban rule 906 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,420 when they have had they've tasted their entire life. 907 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,360 Their entire life is they've tasted freedom. Right. 908 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,300 Well, we'll see what happens with that. 909 00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,500 Well, well, I don't know. 910 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,060 But the thing about the time is the same way is what my point is. 911 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,040 It's even longer. 912 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,300 Yeah, since the 80s, right. 913 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,300 Or early 90s, early 90s. 914 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:07,840 Yeah. So so Ukraine is like any European country. 915 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,640 It's modern. Right. Right. 916 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,640 The kids dress like our kids. 917 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,520 Largest nuclear power plant. 918 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,660 Well, they also have Chernobyl. Right. 919 00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:19,320 Yeah. That's where that's a fame. 920 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,660 And they also have 30 United States funded biolabs. 921 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,320 But Chernobyl happened when it was still in Russia. 922 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,660 Maybe no longer. Yes, of course. 923 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,400 Well, I'm just look, this this thing pulls up. 924 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,660 It just stinks. It stinks. 925 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:35,640 Yeah, you know, because they were a well functioning country. 926 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:40,140 They were well funded country from the CIA, from the United States. 927 00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:43,580 West. I mean, we basically we funded that place. 928 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:47,580 We allowed that place to make all the money that they're making. 929 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:51,260 They were a major hub for energy distribution. 930 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,920 You know, when it comes to the pipeline, you know, of getting fuel 931 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,460 from Russia and getting it distributed all through Europe. 932 00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:00,420 Ukraine were making shitloads of money. 933 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:04,260 That's why. But that's why Joe Biden sent his son in there. 934 00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:07,000 There was an opportunity for him to make money. 935 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,000 And energy company, Burisma, you're right. 936 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,640 Yeah. And you know, they negotiated and they were planned. 937 00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,780 Man, this thing is calculated. 938 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,040 It's a chess game and they're playing the long game. 939 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,080 And we we are part of it. 940 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,020 And we have no idea what the hell they're doing. 941 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,220 Well, think about it, guys. 942 00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:26,980 The Soviet Union was together for I don't know how long. Right. 943 00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:29,020 It breaks up six years. 944 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:31,060 I think it was six and a half. 945 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:33,060 But the Soviet Union breaks apart. Right. 946 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:35,960 Just imagine this. The Soviet Union breaks apart. 947 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,940 All of these countries are brand new countries. 948 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,260 They're trying to figure out what they're going to do 949 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:43,260 from a diplomatic, you know, government structure and all this kind of stuff. 950 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:48,200 Ukraine is sitting on a gold mine of resources and all this kind of stuff. 951 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,200 Right. Right. 952 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,580 So you can imagine they are in a position to be exploited by everyone. 953 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,280 And externally and internally. 954 00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:59,760 But it's mostly been the United States. Yes. 955 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,280 So then all these countries converge on the scene. 956 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:10,180 They start to try to exploit these natural resources, natural gas, oil, precious metals. 957 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,180 You know what I mean? 958 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:13,380 And then what Hillary Clinton do? 959 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:16,560 Hillary Clinton say, well, Putin, don't go to war yet. 960 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:18,220 Putin, don't go to war yet. Right. 961 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,800 Well, what are you going to do for me? 962 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,200 I want to take Ukraine back. 963 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,000 Putin, don't go to war yet. 964 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,440 How about if I give you 20 percent of our uranium? 965 00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:32,580 Just to not tell you what, I will wait to the next presidency. 966 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:34,580 And and I will wait. 967 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:37,280 Oh, it's Trump. OK, I'll wait for the next one. 968 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,680 I'll wait. You sound like the guy from Star Wars. 969 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,880 Still, I'm not sure what you sound like. 970 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:46,060 I'm trying to. Well, my point is, is this crooked? 971 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:48,160 Yes. The guy that flies. 972 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,900 Yes. Who owns Anakin. 973 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,660 That's right. Loads. 974 00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:55,260 That's exactly what you showed us like the very first star. 975 00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:57,260 Anakin. Yes. 976 00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:59,260 Yeah, that's it. 977 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,060 That's what it was. 978 00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:01,540 Well, you were morphing into that. 979 00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:04,480 Yeah, he started out being it was getting more and more. 980 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,040 I was like, you look kind of excited about that. 981 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,740 He flies around. 982 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:10,680 And Anakin, too. 983 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,620 Oh, it does. It does. 984 00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:13,960 A hundred percent. That's creepy. 985 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,180 I think you're absolutely right. 986 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:17,920 But that's my point is that how are we going to look? 987 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,920 I honestly I think that the United States 988 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,220 were were so deep in Ukraine. Oh, yeah. 989 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,140 And they're shitting bricks to. 990 00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:31,440 And I think I think one of the reasons why Putin wants to go in there, 991 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:33,740 he wants to cut the head off of the CIA. 992 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,780 He wants he wants to go in there and expose what's going on. 993 00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:42,280 And that's why part of me is kind of like, take it. 994 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,560 Well, take Ukraine, take it. 995 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,520 All right. So hold on. 996 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,060 Get inside the mind, legitimize, extinguish, reasoning, 997 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:56,940 extinguish the the United States involvement in Ukraine. 998 00:37:56,940 --> 00:38:00,620 Well, and more and more United States, NATO as well. Right. 999 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,380 All right. So get get in the mind of Putin. Right. 1000 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:06,260 Putin's upset that the Soviet Union got broken apart. 1001 00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:08,260 He wants to put it back together. 1002 00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:12,360 Ukraine is right there on the Western on the Western border of Russia. 1003 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:14,360 It's a border between him and NATO. 1004 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:20,380 Correct. And and the Western nations and the Western world is all through Ukraine. 1005 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,240 They're all in there, man. 1006 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,200 In their mix, and they're talking about NATO. 1007 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,940 They're talking about them joining NATO. 1008 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,180 Oh, I mean, CIA is all over there. 1009 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,820 They're like, this is the hotbed of like, you know, 1010 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,380 still cold war still going on, guys. 1011 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:36,180 There's it's still going on with this stuff going on. 1012 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:38,720 And you can get away with literally murder. 1013 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,660 You can get away with anything. Absolutely. 1014 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:44,660 And so and so Putin's like, this is my chance to like 1015 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,000 eliminate this threat. 1016 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,640 Ukraine is a threat to him. 1017 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,340 Right. Because they're being exploited. 1018 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,000 Well, West, but one of the. 1019 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,300 And so he's thinking Putin was like, why are we extorting water 1020 00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,680 from the Russians? 1021 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,380 So many things. 1022 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:05,220 Well, what I don't understand is in Putin's mind, NATO is not going to invade Russia. 1023 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,980 Who cares if NATO brushes up against next to Russia? 1024 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:10,760 It's not going to go any farther than that. 1025 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,460 Yeah. But just, you know, when freedom starts to grab hold. 1026 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:17,160 Well, right. Western ideals start to grab hold. 1027 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,300 Ukraine starts to build up confidence. 1028 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:22,300 And I mean, they're right there on the Western border of Russia. 1029 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:26,260 Contractually, NATO is supposed to be one for all and all for one 1030 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,500 when it comes to protecting all the organizations within NATO. 1031 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:37,880 So the fact that we had a buffer in between Russia and Poland, 1032 00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:41,940 Ukraine was there now. 1033 00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:45,120 If Russia takes over Ukraine, there is no buffer. Right. 1034 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,180 Now it says Russia, it's we're balls against balls 1035 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,320 right up next to each other. 1036 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,560 Our junk, not the butt, our junk in the face of their junk. 1037 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,320 Oh, yeah. 1038 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,760 A little junk. I like that analogy. 1039 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,700 Yeah. Speaking of little junk. 1040 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:02,000 Speaking of Lover Boys coming up. 1041 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,640 Oh, that makes you think of junk. 1042 00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:08,280 Good God. Hey, how many tickets do we have left? 1043 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,880 None now. Oh, who who picks who scooped them up? 1044 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,040 Rob Rob's coming. Oh, fan. 1045 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,120 What? Oh, he's joining us. 1046 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,720 Yeah. OK. Wow. 1047 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,760 He's done. It's not that kind of podcast. 1048 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,260 Yeah. I'm a good deal. 1049 00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:23,040 Glad. Yeah. 1050 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,900 So we're looking forward to it. 1051 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:28,880 There's a free room, apparently, at no free talk. 1052 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,180 Or it's we're driving up there and driving. 1053 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:35,540 I don't know. Have we decided that conclusively in the same evening? 1054 00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:39,180 Yes. In the evening, I may be driving a separate car. 1055 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:41,960 That's probably a good choice. 1056 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,760 So I'm going to I'm going to take a left turn. 1057 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,360 So tonight, when I was up in the attic 1058 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,800 looking for that device that you needed, right, you found one of your old dildos. 1059 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,000 You're up in the attic. 1060 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,500 I was up in the attic looking for this. 1061 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:54,060 I opened up the box that I found it in. 1062 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,680 Had some cassettes in it. The Destroyer. Yikes. 1063 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,440 And the cassettes were 1980s. 1064 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,440 So so I grew up overseas. Right. 1065 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,820 So when I lived in Indonesia, we did not have any radio, no TV, no nothing. 1066 00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:08,480 We went back to the state. 1067 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,260 We went back to the United States. 1068 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:14,060 And then I would record on my cassettes the radio like. 1069 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:19,180 And so I would take it back with me and listen to American radio on cassette tapes. OK. 1070 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:20,680 You guys with me so far? 1071 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,180 On your on your little vacation back to the US. 1072 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,320 Oh, yeah. The whole summer we were back in the United States. OK. 1073 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,920 And then you went back and then we were back to Indonesia. 1074 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,160 And you brought those with you brought the tapes with us. Wow. OK. 1075 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,160 So check this. I found the tape. 1076 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,260 I found my tape deck. You're going to love this, Sean. 1077 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:41,260 I tonight I did this right before I came to broadcast podcast. 1078 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:44,060 I took my tape deck that I have sitting in my media room. 1079 00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:45,460 I hooked it up to my media. 1080 00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:47,800 I think it has not been touched in 30 years. 1081 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,600 So when you played it, it was like, no, I'll be working for. 1082 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,400 No, check this. 1083 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,640 So check this. I popped the tape in and it started playing. 1084 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,280 I couldn't believe it. 1085 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,480 I couldn't believe that the tape deck was even working. 1086 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,520 And I couldn't believe that that that tape was playing. 1087 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,480 And it was crystal clear. 1088 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,820 And it was the DJ and talking about, you know, blah, blah, blah. 1089 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:12,920 It's here in Denver, Denver, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1090 00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:16,720 And what I had any five one twenty one Denver and K.P.R.E. 1091 00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:18,500 Denver, blah, blah, blah. 1092 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:23,500 And then the first song that was it was Hot Girls in Love, Love a Boy. 1093 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:26,860 1984. That's when you said that text. 1094 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,040 And that I did. No, no, no, no. 1095 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,040 No, I sent that earlier. 1096 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,180 But anyway, but Hot Girls in Love was the first thing I heard. 1097 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:35,780 And then the commercials came on. It was Datsun. 1098 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,420 OK, there was a Datsun commercial. 1099 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:40,580 OK, gone. There's no no Datsun. 1100 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:41,620 Mazda's now I believe. 1101 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:44,880 And they were touting Nissan. Check this. This is hilarious. 1984. 1102 00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:47,720 They were touting only for a limited time. 1103 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:51,360 Eight point eight percent for not financing eight point eight. 1104 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,240 On a house or a car? No, for the Datsun truck. 1105 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,860 Hmm. Crazy. 1106 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:58,340 I guess. I guess. 1107 00:42:58,340 --> 00:43:00,800 I guess post Carter hadn't come down yet. 1108 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,580 Huh? At that point, they pointed it had come down. 1109 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:04,640 It wasn't the 10. 1110 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,140 Well, it probably came down some for me. 1111 00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:09,280 Oh, from for me, from Carter. 1112 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:12,220 For me, it was a time capsule, total time capsule. 1113 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,820 That's that's pretty cool. 1114 00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:17,660 And I just listened for like maybe four minutes and I heard a Kodachrome commercial. 1115 00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:20,960 Kodachrome. Oh, I don't know what that is. 1116 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,300 You mean like Paul Simon? Paul Simon song. 1117 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,160 Oh, that's a great song. I love that. 1118 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,960 It's a great song. Kodachrome. 1119 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,500 That's it's a type of 35 millimeter film. Right. 1120 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:36,840 And it was a it was a you guys know the Kodachrome Kodachrome. 1121 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:40,020 It brings the nice bright colors. 1122 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,120 It didn't be day this summer. 1123 00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:45,060 Duh, duh, duh, duh. 1124 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:48,920 No, no, no. Sunny days. Oh, yeah. 1125 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,360 Yes. Look at you and I just killing it. 1126 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,800 Yeah, I have heard that, but I never really. 1127 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,300 Mama, don't take my Kodachrome. 1128 00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:59,660 Of course, I was in the 70s that it recorded that. 1129 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:02,040 But Kodachrome way. 1130 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,000 Great song. Anyway, good story. 1131 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,440 Good story, Paul. Thanks. 1132 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,700 Yeah. 1133 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:12,680 This is a Kodachrome commercial. 1134 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,620 So sharp and so vivid. 1135 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,780 I'll pick this up. 1136 00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:18,460 Detail is it's clearly see the vulva from here. 1137 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,280 Yes, through her clothing and clothes. 1138 00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:26,060 The sharpest color slide, sharpest colors of 1139 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:29,360 as you can see, especially skin, the sharper you want your memories. 1140 00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:32,960 Look at those little lady bug on the flower. 1141 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,360 Very nice. 1142 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,100 We're bringing areolas to life. 1143 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:41,040 When's the last time you bought a roll of film? 1144 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:43,140 Oh, my. Never. 1145 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:44,780 Should we even you never bought a roll of. 1146 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:45,940 Yeah, of course. 1147 00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:48,280 We actually have some that have not been developed. 1148 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,040 We have no idea what's on. 1149 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,320 How about sending sending them to these 1150 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,380 like development places? 1151 00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:57,180 I can't remember where they used to develop. 1152 00:44:57,180 --> 00:44:57,920 Don't know. 1153 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,120 You would you would send them there for a cheap price and they would. 1154 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:03,560 Oh, yeah. And back the photos and all that. 1155 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,120 So there'd be like a million copies all over the planet. 1156 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:07,160 Yeah, probably. 1157 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,660 You get a little dick pic and then be like, oh, really? 1158 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:11,840 Really? Like coming from you? 1159 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,400 Well, yeah. Well, you said dick pics. 1160 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,800 Well, back to send them back to the back of the day. 1161 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,440 You have your camera. 1162 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,680 You're shooting it. 1163 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,280 You have to have it every day. 1164 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,380 That's all I do. 1165 00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:23,940 And then the teenager would be developing the film. 1166 00:45:23,940 --> 00:45:26,720 And you know, he made an extra copy when he came across those. 1167 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,280 Oh, right. Because they would. 1168 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,120 Yeah, right. 1169 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:30,960 We go to the. Yeah. 1170 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,660 Oh, I need to make an extra copy of these. 1171 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,020 Records, right? 1172 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:37,300 Never. You never really knew what was on the roll. 1173 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:40,100 You know, I mean, you might know some of it, but not all of it. 1174 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:41,560 So so I curious. 1175 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,560 Like I said, I have 35 millimeter film that I have not developed. 1176 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,000 Can I send it somewhere? Yes. 1177 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,900 Sure. Yeah. There'll be places I could do it. 1178 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,800 Walgreens. You could have a digitized if you wanted to. 1179 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:52,300 No way. 1180 00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:54,800 What? Just they got a place. 1181 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,140 Walgreens. There's a place in France 1182 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,320 or Russia. 1183 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,220 You have to give it to them. 1184 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:04,820 It's in Chernobyl. 1185 00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:06,320 Now you go to Walgreens. 1186 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,820 They still do that. 1187 00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:09,520 I mean, I guess so. No way. 1188 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,220 I don't think they do. 1189 00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:11,560 Well, they can always do it. 1190 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,760 They don't. Well, this got to be just mail it off. 1191 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,200 So producer, how do you get 35 millimeter processed? 1192 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,360 To film the film? 1193 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,860 I wonder if Walgreens still does it. 1194 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,140 I don't know. 1195 00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:23,100 But I swear to you, I have I have it. 1196 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,080 I'm like you should drop it off in a week later. 1197 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,580 You'd pick it up. That'd be crazy. 1198 00:46:27,580 --> 00:46:29,540 Then it started to have like one hour development. 1199 00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:31,140 Yeah, then it started getting more competitive, right? 1200 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,040 Then it was, you know, pick it up in two days. 1201 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,180 Now it was one hour. 1202 00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:37,960 CVS Photos makes processing film simple no matter what type of film 1203 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,120 requires developing. 1204 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,960 You can bring it to your local CVS photo location for processing. 1205 00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:46,420 Services includes processing with 35 millimeter disposable and another shit. 1206 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:47,600 Bullshit. There you go. 1207 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,400 And 110. 1208 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,460 Now processing, they call it 110. 1209 00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:53,440 They call it they'll digitize it. 1210 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,000 Yeah, 110, whatever. 110. 1211 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,140 Yeah, you sound so ignorant. 1212 00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:04,580 And you're a podcaster for God's sake. 1213 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:08,580 I took photography in high school and I used to develop my own pictures. 1214 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,580 Oh, in your dark room. 1215 00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:13,920 Mr. Warren, the dark room with the juices and everything. 1216 00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:15,520 Oh, so what are you doing? 1217 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,820 What are you doing in your dark room with all these boyer pictures? 1218 00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,920 These up skirt pictures? Yes. 1219 00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:24,060 There's a huge camera. 1220 00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:25,060 I was like, hold on. 1221 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:26,760 Hold on. 1222 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,000 Let me it Jeff's one of these guys that like developed like the 1223 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,960 the best glue so you can put the mirrors on the shoes. 1224 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,400 Did you do something like the big 35 millimeter on there? 1225 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:42,140 Yes. You use some of the big foot photos sounding to or that wasn't you. 1226 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,080 That wasn't me. No. 1227 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,340 But there's there's an art to it. 1228 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:46,940 I mean, it's not as easy because you have to get the time. 1229 00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:49,040 I'll take it under skirt pictures. 1230 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,660 And it's not as easy as you think it is, especially when you have the big 1231 00:47:52,660 --> 00:47:54,860 camera on your foot trying to get under there. 1232 00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,980 Yeah. It's a real ball. 1233 00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:58,020 You better. You better stop this soon. 1234 00:47:58,020 --> 00:47:59,720 Oh, I tried it. The moderator. 1235 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,860 Oh, I tried it. You tried it. 1236 00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:03,100 The skirt once you missed right away. 1237 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,060 Boom. Oh, God. 1238 00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:07,000 Smack. Oh, yeah. 1239 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,160 You might that might be. 1240 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,140 Let's talk about this. 1241 00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:14,700 All right. So first of all, producer to prep us up, 1242 00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:17,080 but pull up the Will Smiths back out. 1243 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,140 Yeah. You haven't seen it, Rob. You need to see it. 1244 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:21,640 So here's I'm not sure I need to see Chris. 1245 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,120 Rod is hosting. What is the show? 1246 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,880 The Oscars. It's the Oscars. 1247 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,880 So Chris Rock is hosting the Oscars. 1248 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,820 Live drama played out on stage at the Oscars last night. 1249 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:36,320 Yeah, it started when comedian Chris Rock made a joke and they're 1250 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,500 showering, aren't they? Take a look. Yeah. 1251 00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:40,600 Jada, I love you. 1252 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,800 G.I. Jane, too. Can't wait to see it. All right. 1253 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,240 She wrote her eyes. 1254 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,640 She didn't like that at all. 1255 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,480 But Will's laughing. Nice one. OK. 1256 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,740 I'm out here. Oh, Richard. 1257 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:03,680 Oh, Joe, the camera cut to Pinkett Smith, who rolled her eye. 1258 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,420 She was seated near Smith, who at first he laughed, then jumped up 1259 00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:08,820 and headed towards Rock. 1260 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,500 He was after what looked like an open handed slap. 1261 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,060 Chris was like, Will Smith, just make the shit out of me. 1262 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,300 And she looks satisfied. 1263 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,760 His wife's name out of his expletive mouth. 1264 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,240 Pinkett Smith has been open about her struggles with alopecia. 1265 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,400 That's an autoimmune disorder that leads to hair loss. 1266 00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:27,240 She and Will Smith came to the Oscars with their children. 1267 00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:31,680 Later in the show, Smith did return to the stage to accept the Oscar for Best Actor 1268 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,780 and Quasi-Apologize at that point. 1269 00:49:33,780 --> 00:49:36,320 He apologized to the Academy for his actions. 1270 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,860 No, not on the Oscar. 1271 00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:43,820 He apologized to the place, but he didn't apologize. 1272 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,060 He didn't apologize to Chris Rock. 1273 00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:52,640 No, Faye does. 1274 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,000 You know, he was wrong. 1275 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,840 He was out of line. 1276 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,180 He was a professional. 1277 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:00,940 He was he was a thug. 1278 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,740 You talk about Chris Rock? 1279 00:50:02,740 --> 00:50:04,680 No, Chris Rock was doing his job. 1280 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,720 He's just a comedian and Will Smith's just a comedian. 1281 00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:12,560 At these at the it almost looked like it was stage, though, because Chris 1282 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,860 Chris looks like it was not his face out. 1283 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,320 Well, what's crazy about it is Will Smith was laughing. 1284 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,560 He knew it was coming, I think. 1285 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,960 No, we did not. 1286 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:22,660 I don't think so. 1287 00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:25,440 And then Will Smith was Will Smith was laughing at the joke. 1288 00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:26,600 Will Smith is right. 1289 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,700 And he was doing his normal. 1290 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,280 Will Smith is troubled. 1291 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,500 He's got he's got a relationship with his wife. 1292 00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:34,640 Well, it's an open marriage. 1293 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,520 It will. Yeah. 1294 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,040 But it wasn't always that way. 1295 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,980 And I think it is now. 1296 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:41,580 Well, it is now, but it wasn't always that way. 1297 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:45,460 And it came to a point because it was pushed to that point. 1298 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:46,660 It like had to be that way. 1299 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:48,760 It had nothing to do with Will. 1300 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,260 It had everything to do with her being a whore. 1301 00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:54,500 Whoa. And I'll keep that on record. 1302 00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:59,160 She is. I mean, she may be a woman and she may be deprived. 1303 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,240 But you know what? 1304 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:03,400 The bottom line is that if you're with the person, you're with the person. 1305 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,160 You're not going to be slobbering. 1306 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,900 I mean, come on. Right. 1307 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:08,060 No, I understand that. 1308 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:11,260 And the fact that she she 1309 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,500 she came out and shared that she was cheating 1310 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,540 on Will Smith in front of the whole planet before Will Smith knew. 1311 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:21,780 Yeah, it's not good. 1312 00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:22,980 Was fucked up. 1313 00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:24,940 Who is she cheating with? You said Tupac. 1314 00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:28,120 That was I think Tupac is one that she went out with. 1315 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,960 Is she one of the other ones I heard is that she was she banged 1316 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,360 like one of her son's friends. 1317 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:39,020 You know, and it's just like, you know, that's like a red 1318 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:40,700 tube video ready to roll. 1319 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:44,460 I mean, it's to the point where on on TikTok 1320 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,940 they are there's well, just on social media period. 1321 00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:52,400 There are so many memes negative against her. 1322 00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:57,680 You know, not in really kind of highlighting that that characteristic. 1323 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,080 This this whole program is dysfunctional. 1324 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,880 And I hate throwing stones at folks like this. 1325 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,920 But, you know, Will Smith, he's he's extremely wealthy. 1326 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,120 He's been blessed with opportunity. 1327 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,700 But the bottom line is, dude, man. 1328 00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:14,760 You got to walk the walk and you got to talk the talk. 1329 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,040 And you can't do that. 1330 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,060 You can't you can't go up there and strike somebody. 1331 00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:21,640 You can't get physical. 1332 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,140 You're he messed up big time. 1333 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:26,440 You're a mentor to children. 1334 00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:29,940 You're it says that he releases apology. 1335 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,300 Would he did? 1336 00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,580 Oh, I get in trouble. 1337 00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:35,940 Oh, he knew on Instagram, screwed up on Instagram. 1338 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,020 On Instagram the next day, he had posted something 1339 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:41,220 that apologized to Chris Rock specifically. 1340 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:46,480 But prior to that, he only apologized to the Golden Globes, whatever. 1341 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,720 What is the Academy Awards? 1342 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,260 He only apologized to the facility. 1343 00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:56,260 He apologized for the facility and all to the folks that funded him 1344 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:58,340 for his role or whatever award he won. 1345 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:00,540 He didn't he didn't apologize for his actions. 1346 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,940 And his actions were the biggest problem. 1347 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,300 You went out there. Who the fuck are you? 1348 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,640 He's telling a joke. Right. 1349 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:11,080 You know, do you see Donald Trump going out there and bitch slapping people? 1350 00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:13,020 What do you see Joe Joe Biden? 1351 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:16,180 What did you see where they're equating Will Smith to Trump? 1352 00:53:16,180 --> 00:53:17,720 Howard Stern did that. 1353 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:22,520 Howard Stern. Howard Stern's a he's a freaking psychopath. 1354 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,400 He really is. That's what happens when you get 50 million dollars 1355 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,380 to get in a contract with Sirius. 1356 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:31,320 He is insanely rich. He's dumbass fool. 1357 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,720 He really is. Well, when I was listening to his comments. 1358 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,060 Go ahead. What do you say? 1359 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:38,560 No, I don't know what he said, but it wasn't just him. 1360 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:41,260 It was some MSNBC host as well. 1361 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:44,100 Equating Will Smith to Donald Trump. 1362 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:46,160 Yeah, it's because of Donald Trump this happened. 1363 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,600 Yeah, because because anything goes now or some bullshit like that. 1364 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,760 So I was you know what? 1365 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,880 I used to listen to Howard Stern and I thought he was funny. 1366 00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:00,340 And he was. Well, that's back when they they had the back of the 80s. 1367 00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:03,280 The EU, the E channel, when they had the bongos, you know, 1368 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,280 and they they have the hot porno chicks that would show up there 1369 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,280 and show you how far they could shove a sausage down their throat. 1370 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,320 Yeah. And he was funny and he was witty and he and he kind of 1371 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,660 he kind of make fun and make fun of everybody. 1372 00:54:14,660 --> 00:54:16,520 But he made sense. 1373 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,960 But he made sense. 1374 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,000 Now he doesn't even make sense. 1375 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,760 Yeah, he's a he's a wower. 1376 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,300 He's one of those guys chasing after sensationalism. 1377 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:28,440 Well, he came out his comments about people who refuse to get vaccinated 1378 00:54:28,980 --> 00:54:33,880 and his comments about this whole Will Smith event with equating it to Trump. 1379 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,980 He's just a fool. 1380 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:38,280 He is a very rich fool. Yeah. 1381 00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:42,080 Sorry. That brings in some pathetic totally unrelated. 1382 00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:44,360 Yeah. And they have it. 1383 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,700 Wow, that made us all kind of angry anyway. 1384 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,500 But it's you know enough about that. 1385 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,460 Yeah, no kidding. 1386 00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:50,860 Well, but here's the thing. 1387 00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:55,560 There are still people that that embraced Will Smith 1388 00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,140 during the event and and then deleted their their votes. 1389 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,980 Did they? Yes. 1390 00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:04,340 One of them was at Presley part of the squad. 1391 00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:06,540 Ayala Presley or whatever her name is. 1392 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,040 Yeah, she deleted her post because it started going sideways. 1393 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,580 She thought, oh, I'm going to be on this side. 1394 00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:12,980 Oh, let's go in sideways. 1395 00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:16,120 Delete it. How cowardly is the daughter of Elvis Presley? 1396 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:17,780 No, no, no. OK. 1397 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:20,020 But still, how cowardly is it? 1398 00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:21,820 I mean, I don't think it's cowardly. 1399 00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:23,620 If you're if you're going to be ballsy enough 1400 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:26,800 to put something out there, stand up to the backlash. 1401 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,100 Well, don't immediately delete it. 1402 00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:30,900 Maybe it's the realization. 1403 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:33,340 Rock and you do the same thing to him. 1404 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:36,180 All right. Chris, he stood there and he waited. 1405 00:55:36,180 --> 00:55:40,680 Chris Rock needs a Sue Will Smith for for a ton of money. 1406 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:42,720 A ton of money. Yes. 1407 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,820 Chris Rock deserves kudos. 1408 00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:47,120 Oh, he shows so much restraint. 1409 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,420 Kudos to the moon for for taking the high road 1410 00:55:50,620 --> 00:55:54,320 and for not retaliating and not making it into something. 1411 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,000 It's not it. 1412 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,200 What he made it out to was Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me 1413 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:03,200 and moved on and started talking about the next topic. 1414 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,040 And he could have been so much worse. 1415 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,100 It could have been a brother fold a full fall. 1416 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:10,780 You know, imagine if they started scrapping on the stage. 1417 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,780 He swung back and then security people come running out and they separate them. 1418 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:19,440 Can you imagine it's ridiculous that easily could have happened 1419 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,580 if Chris Rock had not had been. 1420 00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:24,620 But it would have been a bad place. 1421 00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:25,480 He's in a bad place. 1422 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,360 That's what I was trying to elaborate a little bit, 1423 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:32,120 talking about his ex-wife and the open marriage and how it got there. 1424 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,060 Will Smith is in a bad place. 1425 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:37,160 He's got to be. He's he's got to be like. 1426 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:42,300 Did you hear about Chris Rock, what they found on his face? 1427 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,500 Found on his face? 1428 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:47,440 He went to the doctor and do what they found on his face. 1429 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,740 Afterward, you're going to be a bad joke. 1430 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,400 Well, Fresh Prince. 1431 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,940 Ah, I knew it. 1432 00:56:53,940 --> 00:56:57,740 What I say, I said it was going to be a bad, bad joke. 1433 00:56:57,740 --> 00:56:59,280 That's a dad joke. 1434 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,280 Oh, come on, Fresh Prince. 1435 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,280 Bad. 1436 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,080 I watched that show religiously, man. 1437 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,080 It was good. 1438 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,080 Just stop. 1439 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,080 We should turn off your fire. 1440 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,080 How do you get his kids? 1441 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,080 It's funny. 1442 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,100 I never watched that show. 1443 00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:13,100 It's funny. I never watched it. 1444 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,700 I watched it. I watched it. 1445 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:17,000 They're actually coming out with a new series. 1446 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,200 So bad. Where did you hear that? 1447 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,240 I don't know. So it was on one of the million. 1448 00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,240 I didn't come up with it myself. I heard it. 1449 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:27,100 Yeah. Anyway, I think I was sleeping. 1450 00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:30,080 Anyway, that was crazy. You know the funny thing? 1451 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:34,680 When have we ever cared about the Oscars or cared about the Academy? 1452 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,880 That's not. I thought this whole thing was rigged. 1453 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,020 That's what it came down to. 1454 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:42,960 This is getting this Oscars has been talked about more than anyone. 1455 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,000 Any other Oscars. 1456 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,360 They probably needed it because of this. 1457 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,060 Yeah, but we're still not going to watch it. 1458 00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:49,940 No, hell no. 1459 00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:54,400 In fact, the only reason I would watch another Oscars, 1460 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,240 Golden Globes, whatever the fuck they are, 1461 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,800 if Chris Rock is Ricky Gervais. 1462 00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:02,180 I love his candid. He was awesome. 1463 00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:07,240 I love the way he talked to people and I love the way 1464 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,940 he calls out their bullshit. 1465 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:13,020 Hanks. Tom Hanks looked when he was talking shit. 1466 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:16,160 Tom Hanks was like, I can't believe he's doing this. 1467 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,620 My wife providence was to supersede all this shit. 1468 00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:21,960 You know, he was so awesome. 1469 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,320 He was like he was. 1470 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,460 What do you say about like coming up and spear your political shit? 1471 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:28,800 Just off. Yeah. 1472 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,300 Just say thank you. Yeah. 1473 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:31,900 You have as much. 1474 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:36,740 You have as much education as that bitch from. 1475 00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:39,300 So Greta Thunberg has more education than you. 1476 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,380 There you go. 1477 00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:44,280 Umberg, Greta Thunberg, the she was what? 1478 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,040 Fifteen at a time or something like that. 1479 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:51,080 She's 15 when she got the Pulitzer Prize for trying to spread wisdom on. 1480 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,320 He threw down so hard. It was awesome. 1481 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,120 Oh, he said his excuse was like, I don't care. 1482 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,760 I'm not coming back. 1483 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,940 If you haven't watched the whole thing, if you haven't watched his whole monologue, 1484 00:59:01,940 --> 00:59:03,560 you need to go back and watch it. That's good. 1485 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,200 He tears the show for the Golden Globes. 1486 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,240 He did it two years. Really, really good. 1487 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,000 You know, two years. 1488 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,440 Who used to was Austin's. 1489 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,940 He's a Ricky Gervais. 1490 00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:15,080 If you're not hosted that for years, that was the Oscar. 1491 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,520 Billy Crudell, Rick Billy Crystal did the Oscars. 1492 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,480 Oh, did he? Yeah. 1493 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,980 Which is what this was. 1494 00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:22,120 No, this was the Oscars. 1495 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,820 Ricky Gervais does did the Golden Globes. 1496 00:59:25,220 --> 00:59:27,920 They were I don't think they'll invite him. No way. 1497 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,600 Well, they are surprised he hadn't been killed. 1498 00:59:31,020 --> 00:59:34,200 Well, the thing is, is that he got so much attention over this. 1499 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,840 I mean, and this is not in the light of 1500 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,440 of Will Smith, the word super negative. 1501 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:44,720 It's where he calls people out for being who they are and what they are. 1502 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,820 This is like the real shit. 1503 00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:49,020 See if you can play a little clip of this. 1504 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:53,000 Hello and welcome to the seventy seventh annual Golden Globe Awards. 1505 00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:56,460 Live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles. 1506 00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,460 I'm Ricky Gervais. Thank you. 1507 01:00:00,740 --> 01:00:04,040 You'll you'll be pleased to know this is the last time 1508 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,680 I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. 1509 01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:11,480 I'm joking. I never did. 1510 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,980 NBC clearly don't care either. 1511 01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:19,820 Fifth time. So I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars 1512 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:22,060 because of some offensive tweets. Hello. 1513 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:28,220 Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and 1514 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,540 they've no idea what Twitter is. 1515 01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:34,060 So I got off of this gig by fax. 1516 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,600 So let's go out with a bang. 1517 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,780 Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we? 1518 01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:42,440 Remember, they're just jokes. 1519 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,620 We're all going to die soon. And there's no sequel. So. 1520 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,820 Yeah. Remember that. 1521 01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:51,580 Yeah, remember, you all look lovely. 1522 01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:53,560 All dolled up. You came here in your limos. 1523 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:58,200 I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman. 1524 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,700 So, no, shush. 1525 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,460 It's a it's a daughter. 1526 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,440 I feel sorry for. OK. 1527 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,580 That must be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to her. 1528 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,880 And her dad was in Wild Hogs. 1529 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,740 So lots of big celebrities here tonight. 1530 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:18,220 I mean, legends, icons. Yeah. 1531 01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:22,460 This is so good. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. 1532 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:25,380 Whatever. 1533 01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:29,900 Shuck it. Baby Yoda. 1534 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,360 Baby Yoda. That's Joe Pesci. 1535 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,800 Sorry. I love you, man. 1536 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,860 Don't have me whacked. 1537 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:39,400 But tonight isn't just about the people in front of camera. 1538 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:43,840 In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world. 1539 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,840 People from every background. 1540 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,880 But they all have one thing in common. 1541 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,240 They're all terrified of Ronan Farrow. 1542 01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,980 He's coming for you. He's coming for you. 1543 01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:58,160 Look, talking of all you perverts, they're also uncomfortable. 1544 01:01:58,180 --> 01:01:59,620 Yes. Yeah. 1545 01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:02,000 Talking about it was a big year for paedophile movies. 1546 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,040 Surviving R. Kelly, leaving Neverland. 1547 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,200 Oh, my God. 1548 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,900 Shut up. Shut up. 1549 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,100 I don't care. I don't care. 1550 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:13,400 He doesn't like it at all. Right. 1551 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,440 Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories. 1552 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:20,880 Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about that. 1553 01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,520 The Hollywood Foreign Press are all very, very racist. So. 1554 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,920 Fifth time. So 1555 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,120 we were going to do an memoriam this year. 1556 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,920 But when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough. 1557 01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:37,800 It just no. 1558 01:02:39,060 --> 01:02:40,900 It was mostly white people. 1559 01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:43,400 And I thought, no, not on my watch. 1560 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:46,500 People are afraid to laugh because they know the cameras. 1561 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,700 Let's let's see what happens. 1562 01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:50,540 No one cares about movies anymore. 1563 01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:53,400 No one goes to the cinema. No one really watches network TV. 1564 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,500 Everyone's watching Netflix. 1565 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:59,080 This show should just be me coming out going, well done, Netflix. 1566 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,040 You win everything. Good night. But no, no. 1567 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,620 We've got to drag it out for three hours. 1568 01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:08,180 You can binge watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show. 1569 01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:11,920 That that's a show about a man who wants to kill himself 1570 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,820 because his wife dies of cancer. 1571 01:03:13,820 --> 01:03:16,000 And it's still more fun than this. OK. 1572 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,700 Shelly has watched it. It's still spoiler alert. 1573 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:22,200 Season two is on the way. So in the end, he obviously did kill himself. 1574 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,440 I'm seeing this good. Just like Jeffrey Epstein. 1575 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,840 Oh, I know he's your friend, but I don't care. 1576 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,840 Yeah. Wow. 1577 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,680 You had to make your own way in your own plane, didn't you? 1578 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:40,680 Right. But seriously, most films are awful, lazy remakes, sequels. 1579 01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:44,660 I've heard a rumor that there might be a sequel to Sophie's June. 1580 01:03:44,660 --> 01:03:47,420 There might be a sequel to Sophie's Choice. 1581 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:50,400 I mean, that would just be Meryl Streep going, 1582 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,400 well, it's got to be this one then. 1583 01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:01,200 Yeah. All the best actors have jumped to Netflix and HBO, you know, 1584 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:05,380 and the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy adventure nonsense. 1585 01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:08,940 They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes. 1586 01:04:08,940 --> 01:04:11,680 Their job isn't acting anymore. Do we want to play this whole thing? 1587 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:16,960 I really don't. Have we got an award for most ripped junkie? 1588 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,720 No. No point. I haven't seen the whole thing. 1589 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,760 Martin Scorsese, the greatest living director, 1590 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,460 made the news for his controversial comments about the Marvel franchise. 1591 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:31,400 He said they're not real cinema and they remind him of theme parks. 1592 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,540 I agree. Although I don't know what he's doing hanging around theme parks. 1593 01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:38,640 He's got a beard. He's got a beard. That's what it looks like. 1594 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:44,020 He's tiny. Right. 1595 01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:47,520 The Irishman was amazing. It was amazing. 1596 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,520 No. Yeah, I was watching. 1597 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,060 I was disappointed. The episode was extra long. 1598 01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:54,620 It was bullshit. I thought it was horribly disappointing. 1599 01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:55,660 Long. But I hate him. 1600 01:04:55,660 --> 01:04:57,960 But amazing. Yeah. Well, I agree with you. 1601 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,840 It wasn't the only epic movie. Once upon a time in Hollywood, 1602 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,940 nearly three hours long, Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere. 1603 01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:12,240 And by the end, his date was too old for him. 1604 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,680 That was good. Even Prince Andrew's like, come on, Leo, mate. 1605 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:21,120 You know, you're nearly 50, son. 1606 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,420 So, I mean, that's right. 1607 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:27,560 Will Smith wouldn't have a slap in there, right? 1608 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,200 He just said pussy. Yes, he did. 1609 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:34,800 He was also in the movie Cats, but no one saw that. 1610 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,400 And the reviews are shocking. I saw one that said, 1611 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,680 this is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs. 1612 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:46,840 Right? But Dame Judi Dench defended the film, 1613 01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,320 saying it was the role she was born to play because she, 1614 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:54,480 I can't do this next joke. 1615 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,280 Because she loves nothing better than plonking herself 1616 01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,600 down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her. 1617 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:08,800 Yikes. Oh, man. Wow. Wow. 1618 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:15,040 Fervent. Fervent. She's old school. 1619 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,720 It's the last time. Who cares? 1620 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:24,580 Oh. Apple roared into the TV game with a morning show. 1621 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,880 A superb drama. Yeah. 1622 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,820 I told you it was amazing. 1623 01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:30,080 This will be the last one. 1624 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,080 For goodness sake. 1625 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,360 A drama about the importance of dignity 1626 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:35,100 and doing the right thing made by a company 1627 01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:36,860 that runs sweatshops in China. 1628 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:39,800 So you say you're woke, but the companies you work for, 1629 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,000 I mean, unbelievable. 1630 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,140 Apple, Amazon, Disney. 1631 01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:45,580 If ISIS started a streaming service, 1632 01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:47,200 you'd call your agent, wouldn't you? 1633 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,600 So if you do win an award tonight, 1634 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,640 don't use it as a platform to make a political speech, right? 1635 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,720 You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. 1636 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,580 You know nothing about the real world. 1637 01:06:58,580 --> 01:07:01,660 Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. 1638 01:07:01,660 --> 01:07:06,160 So if you win, right, come up, accept your little award, 1639 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,760 thank your agent and your God. 1640 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:13,200 And fuck off. It's pretty sad. 1641 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,600 Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. 1642 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:15,660 Yeah. Awesome. 1643 01:07:15,660 --> 01:07:17,400 It's already three hours long. 1644 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,600 Look at Tom Hanks. I love it, man. 1645 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,400 Just look at Tom Hanks' face right there. 1646 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:25,880 The first award. 1647 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,940 The first award is for best actor 1648 01:07:27,940 --> 01:07:31,320 in a television series musical comedy. 1649 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,980 To present the award of a couple of actors off the telly. 1650 01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,680 What can I say? The deal with Ricky Gervais, 1651 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,760 I would love to see him on some more stuff, man. 1652 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:43,860 I want him to start praising more of Chris Rock stuff. 1653 01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:47,960 You know, being the I mean, we're I mean, 1654 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,100 that's exactly what Chris Rock was trying to do. 1655 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:52,800 He was trying to be offensive, trying to be funny and offensive, 1656 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,740 trying to be funny. 1657 01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:57,940 I mean, look, I mean, it's sad. 1658 01:07:57,940 --> 01:08:02,180 It's on. It sucks that Will Smith got upset about it. 1659 01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:04,720 It is devastated. He really is. 1660 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:08,220 It sucks that Jada. What's your freaking name? 1661 01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:10,260 Jada. Excuse me. 1662 01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:13,620 It sucks that Jada was offended by it 1663 01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:16,460 because he prefaced the whole joke with, 1664 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:19,500 you know, you're beautiful. I love you. 1665 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:23,600 And look, he meant no ill will. 1666 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,300 No, he's a comedian. He meant no ill will. 1667 01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:27,840 And he prefaced the whole thing. 1668 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,540 And Will Smith freaking laughed over the whole thing. 1669 01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:32,880 But this is the world we live in. 1670 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:36,480 He got up off his seat and walked up onto the stage. 1671 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,620 Yeah. Well, because he thought he could. 1672 01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:41,980 Because he felt he could. Yeah. Because of Trump. 1673 01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:45,500 Right. Whatever. Has Trump done that? No. 1674 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,100 When is Trump smacks him? 1675 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:49,100 Now, if Trump would have gotten, he was what, 6'4"? 1676 01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:51,000 Well, WWF. Get up there and smacked him. 1677 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:55,300 In the WWF, he's been in the ring with a few wrestlers. 1678 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:59,400 That was a long time ago, right? 1679 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,380 Have you ever seen some of those videos? 1680 01:09:01,380 --> 01:09:04,180 No. Of him beating up some of the wrestlers? 1681 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,880 Oh, I think I have. It's bad. 1682 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:09,240 It's actually kind of funny. Look at where it's stuck. 1683 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:11,320 Tom Hanks. That look. 1684 01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,220 Yeah, but that's crystal clear. 1685 01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:15,560 And that's like that's white privilege. 1686 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,800 Be quiet. It's not white privilege. 1687 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,920 It's celebrity privilege. 1688 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,460 OK, look. Will Smith just walked up on stage and hit. 1689 01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:28,140 Here's the misconception about white privilege. 1690 01:09:28,140 --> 01:09:30,700 It has nothing to do with about being a honky. 1691 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:34,700 It has nothing. It has everything to do about status. 1692 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:37,740 Yeah, status and privilege and celebrity. 1693 01:09:37,740 --> 01:09:39,220 And that's what Tom Hanks says. 1694 01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:41,940 He has status, and that's why he's able to do that 1695 01:09:41,940 --> 01:09:45,080 and be able to be respected. 1696 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:48,080 That's why Will Smith was able to get up out of his seat 1697 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,220 and walk up on stage because. 1698 01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:54,960 I'm the authority on life and I respected my wife. 1699 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,800 Yeah, I'm going to put you down. 1700 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,300 You know, I'm doing what's right. 1701 01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:01,060 You know, it's wrong, and he should have been scooped up 1702 01:10:01,060 --> 01:10:03,360 by the police. He should have been arrested. 1703 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,640 And it should be a due process. And his ass needs to be in jail. 1704 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,340 He's a mentor for kids. 1705 01:10:08,340 --> 01:10:11,380 Well, they're looking at charges. The L.A. PD. 1706 01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:12,640 No, they are not. They're not. 1707 01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,520 I read the article. They're looking at it. 1708 01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,520 They're they are looking at it. And you're right. 1709 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,120 Will they do anything? No, no, no, no. 1710 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,460 They're not going to do shit because no one's going to press charges. 1711 01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:24,760 The bottom line is that he is responsible for breaking the law. 1712 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,120 Well, they said they don't need Chris Rock to press charges. 1713 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,060 They don't. It's the people. 1714 01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:31,560 It's the couple versus Will Smith. And you know what? 1715 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,500 It there's multiple cases where like abused wives, right? 1716 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,140 That's why they use it. Yeah. 1717 01:10:37,140 --> 01:10:39,840 Yeah. That are wives are like, no, no, no, I don't press any charges. 1718 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,800 And but she's all beat up. 1719 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,700 And so they're like, we don't care if you're going to press it or not. 1720 01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:44,880 We're going to arrest him. Yeah. 1721 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:48,340 We have enough video. Well, we just 20. 1722 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,780 I'm sorry. 1723 01:10:49,780 --> 01:10:53,920 How a billion people have seen this video of you slapping. 1724 01:10:54,060 --> 01:10:55,380 I mean, there's no way around it. 1725 01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:56,720 He should be in jail. 1726 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,060 I'm wondering if he should pay through his ass. 1727 01:10:59,060 --> 01:11:01,720 I'm wondering if this is going to impact his career at all. 1728 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,560 No, probably not. 1729 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,900 He'll probably get his dick bronzed. Wow. 1730 01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:10,200 You know, there was a groupie back in the 70s who did that plaster cast 1731 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,100 at the Dicks of Rockstar. 1732 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:14,300 He's got a podcast on this. 1733 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,440 Oh, we did. We did. 1734 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:20,200 All right. All right. All right. Hold on. So. OK. 1735 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,040 I'm trying to get the visual on my head. So no, don't. 1736 01:11:23,620 --> 01:11:26,880 Because now that you mentioned it, I recall the video. 1737 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,980 We talked about it in detail and we pulled up video. 1738 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,520 So that was your friend. 1739 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,260 That was it was some it was some lame. 1740 01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:37,800 It was some lame whore that would like date all 1741 01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:43,840 the rock stars and they she would she would take their junk 1742 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,240 and put it in and they would cast a mold from it. 1743 01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:49,140 And they let her or yes. 1744 01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:51,620 Yeah, they let her do it. They're proud of the junk. 1745 01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,220 I think Rod Stewart. Wow. 1746 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,680 Big names, big names did it. 1747 01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,280 So she has big names, small. 1748 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:03,500 Big ones. Well, there were there were there were picks up there of the of the cast. 1749 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:05,160 So you could see what. 1750 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:09,160 Should we should we go back to our sponsor of Rivers potential? 1751 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:13,300 Sponsor. Well, after what we covered tonight, 1752 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:17,440 I probably not. I'll tell you what, I've reached a threshold in. 1753 01:12:18,340 --> 01:12:21,080 This is a this is a big deal for me. 1754 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:24,380 So what I'm about to share is more than roofs and everything. OK. 1755 01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:27,180 This is huge. All right. I am. 1756 01:12:28,780 --> 01:12:31,120 Yes. Gay. No. 1757 01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:34,920 Trans. No, I I am. 1758 01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:35,900 Those are two big ones. 1759 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:40,260 A woman. I'm going to I'm going to get a lesbian swimmer. 1760 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:43,160 I'm going to get bladders enjoyed in an apple. 1761 01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:46,540 What? Oh, OK. There you go. 1762 01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:48,140 You're getting an Apple phone. 1763 01:12:48,140 --> 01:12:50,580 I think I'm going to get an Apple phone. Why? 1764 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:54,240 What happened? Better deal. 1765 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,520 No, it has nothing to do. 1766 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,880 Actually, now they are cheaper than frickin Andrew. 1767 01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:04,020 It has everything to do with just access to compliance. 1768 01:13:05,460 --> 01:13:07,660 Just HIPAA compliance and all that. 1769 01:13:07,660 --> 01:13:12,560 It just well, the one thing is Apple works better with things 1770 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:17,440 because they build stuff to work for Apple because Apple has one platform, 1771 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:21,540 whereas Android has been like open source. 1772 01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:23,700 It's open source. So there's one standard. 1773 01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:27,680 So everyone, all these manufacturers can build support for Apple 1774 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,580 much easier than they can for Android. 1775 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,320 Well, hold on. I want to hear your rationale. 1776 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,120 Yeah, that might not be his rationale. 1777 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,280 Like what did you like about Android? 1778 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:39,620 Well, look, it's not so much Android. 1779 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:42,120 It has everything to do with what Jeff just said. 1780 01:13:42,820 --> 01:13:47,020 It's just that, you know, a lot of the life is easier with an apple. 1781 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,660 It is when you have the technology at the house. 1782 01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:57,600 And that's, you know, I'm trying to, you know, I always share. 1783 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,540 You know, it's all about the quality of life. 1784 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:05,680 And if you have like some home automation stuff that you want to to work, 1785 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,240 it's just it's just easier with Apple. 1786 01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:10,340 Got your bottom line. 1787 01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:14,080 Now, there was a time where I did. 1788 01:14:14,180 --> 01:14:17,660 I am doing Android now, but there's a time where I thought I felt Android 1789 01:14:17,660 --> 01:14:23,160 was better simply because I had a bunch of hacking programs on my Android 1790 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:29,460 because I did a lot of home theater, home automation install as my job. 1791 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:35,180 So I had different programs that would go into different networks 1792 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:40,880 and infiltrate and locate or diagnose all the IP addresses 1793 01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:43,380 and just do a bunch of stuff. 1794 01:14:43,380 --> 01:14:45,580 And you cannot do that with an apple. 1795 01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:46,720 No, no, it's locked down. 1796 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:50,620 So I had I had a bunch of stuff like that on my Android, which you can do. 1797 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:52,820 It's easy. You just download it and done. Right. 1798 01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:55,020 But I don't need that stuff anymore. 1799 01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:59,800 So it's just as much as I've been in bed with Android. 1800 01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:02,260 And this is my first apple. 1801 01:15:02,260 --> 01:15:03,400 The phone is a phone. 1802 01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,000 It does the exact same thing. It just does it easier. 1803 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,700 And a little different. 1804 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,300 It is definitely different. 1805 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:12,000 I mean, once you get used to one, you get frustrated 1806 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,680 when you try to do it on the other. 1807 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:16,880 The app outside of the ones you're just talking about, the unique ones. 1808 01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:19,180 The app on there, there's an app on the apple. 1809 01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:22,420 Yes, it may look a little different, but it's the same app. Yes. 1810 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:25,580 That's just it for like, for example, the machinery, 1811 01:15:25,580 --> 01:15:28,620 the the the digital machine behind you, that soundboard 1812 01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:31,600 is an incredible piece of of work. 1813 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,940 Android. It has a completely different software package 1814 01:15:36,260 --> 01:15:39,900 than Apple does. Apple says X 32 Beringer. 1815 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:42,440 It's got all the little fun things on there. 1816 01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:44,600 You can it's easier to grab and control. 1817 01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:48,420 Android looks like a DOS replication of it. Right. 1818 01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:51,120 You know, it's just like, why am I being gypped? 1819 01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:53,980 Right. You know, and you get. 1820 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:58,320 But then you have programs like Sonos, for example. Right. 1821 01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,160 Where Sonos. Sonos. 1822 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:04,700 Soros Soros Soros. 1823 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:08,100 S O N O S is pronounced Sonos. 1824 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:10,200 So no, it's not pronounced Sonos. 1825 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,800 So what is what is that where it's the same front and back? 1826 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,500 What is that called? It's in a PQB. 1827 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:18,400 I don't believe that's correct. A parallelogram. 1828 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,740 Rhombus. What is that? 1829 01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:23,820 Where the word is the same front and back. Palladium. 1830 01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:26,680 It's not Rhombus. 1831 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:27,820 It's a parallelogram. 1832 01:16:27,820 --> 01:16:30,580 But it's a paladin. Paladin. 1833 01:16:30,580 --> 01:16:32,060 Paladrome. Paladrome. 1834 01:16:32,060 --> 01:16:33,720 There you go. I said Paladin. 1835 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:35,200 No, you said palladium. 1836 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,000 Paladrome. Paladin. 1837 01:16:38,100 --> 01:16:38,860 OK, hold on. 1838 01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:41,540 The old guy Paladin that died a number of years ago. 1839 01:16:41,540 --> 01:16:43,040 Is that Sonos? 1840 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:43,800 I have not heard of that. 1841 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,440 Sonos wants you to use the Android. 1842 01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:49,800 Sonos is an Android friendly 1843 01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:52,140 network because Sonos has like. 1844 01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:55,240 Not necessarily, because there's more functionality on the Apple 1845 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,620 than there is on the from the perspective that 1846 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:03,520 Sonos works with Android as a repeater 1847 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,720 with Wi-Fi and Apple does not. 1848 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,960 But Apple also has other functions that Android does not. 1849 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,300 So there's some pros and cons. 1850 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:15,860 Right. I would feel. 1851 01:17:15,860 --> 01:17:18,340 So is that right? The Paladrome. 1852 01:17:18,340 --> 01:17:21,500 Yep. Really, that's what you want to say. 1853 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:23,680 Backward or forward. That's what it all comes down to. 1854 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,740 Sonos is a Paladrome. 1855 01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:27,140 Yeah, Mr. Producer. 1856 01:17:27,140 --> 01:17:29,020 Soros is not. 1857 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:31,480 Soros is a Paladrome. 1858 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,420 Right. Very nice. 1859 01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:36,460 Yeah, but Apple, I made the I made the shift a couple of years ago, 1860 01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:39,300 two and a half years ago from Android to Apple. 1861 01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:42,220 And, you know, when I go back to Android, sure, if I. 1862 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:46,060 Got the good deal and whatever, but I like the Apple. 1863 01:17:46,060 --> 01:17:46,700 There's no problem. 1864 01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:50,860 When you get used to one, it's very painful to work on the other. 1865 01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:53,300 My wife has an LG or something, whatever. 1866 01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:56,740 Android. And I hate being on her phone. I hate it. 1867 01:17:56,740 --> 01:17:58,580 Well, I don't. Yeah, I don't mind the Android. 1868 01:17:58,580 --> 01:17:59,680 It drives me nuts. 1869 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:03,120 When it's really a convenience thing, like like you were saying, I mean, it's 1870 01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:05,380 I know what you're used to it. 1871 01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:06,980 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 1872 01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:09,720 And now you get to a whole new level. You're automating stuff. 1873 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:15,260 You're like trying to make your bed vibrate and your your waterbed heat. 1874 01:18:15,260 --> 01:18:17,600 Well, whatever these low voltage triggers, whatever it is. 1875 01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:19,460 Yeah, whatever he does. 1876 01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:21,140 They still make water beds. Yeah. 1877 01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:23,500 Well, they of course. Yeah. 1878 01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:25,240 Water beds are still a thing. 1879 01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,800 My dad had a water. 1880 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,980 Your dad. So somebody. 1881 01:18:28,980 --> 01:18:29,540 I'll tell you what. 1882 01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:32,780 The big thing about water beds is that they were like, oh, the slugs 1883 01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:34,880 on water beds are fantastic. 1884 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,280 No, they're not. Yeah. 1885 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:37,920 I get the waves going the wrong way. 1886 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,020 No, no. The waves are always in the wrong way. 1887 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:44,120 I would think the section of water bed would be horrible. 1888 01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:45,320 Oh, it's horrible. 1889 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,420 I mean, there's nothing. 1890 01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:47,620 I mean, this is the thing. 1891 01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:50,460 Imagine you're on one side of the bed and it's like when you 1892 01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:53,340 when you thrust, you're creating a wave. Right. 1893 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:57,200 All right. So when it comes back, you're like the wave has to go back. 1894 01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:01,200 So by the time and 20 seconds later, you go fly by the time 1895 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,480 it goes back and forth back for you, like thrusting every like two and a half 1896 01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:06,480 seconds to like thrust. 1897 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,520 Well, you have to trust. 1898 01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,220 No, but then then you can get multiple ways. 1899 01:19:11,260 --> 01:19:14,560 Get the extra. You would have to have a hold on. 1900 01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:17,660 I think Rob's got some water bed experience that he's trying to share. 1901 01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:20,120 Go on. I guess you do also. 1902 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:21,200 Oh, I definitely do. 1903 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:24,600 It's all in the timing of the waves. Oh, OK. 1904 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:25,900 You can take advantage of that. 1905 01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:28,440 You need multiple waves. Oh. 1906 01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:30,640 And for the women, it comes in multiple ways. 1907 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,540 You just have to time it correct. Right. That's for most. 1908 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,540 Well, I mean, it's well, look, the thing is, is that 1909 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:39,320 hold on time out. 1910 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,680 Has anybody here had a waterbed? I have. 1911 01:19:42,020 --> 01:19:43,380 Yeah. OK. Obviously you have. 1912 01:19:43,380 --> 01:19:44,820 You had a waterbed. Yeah. 1913 01:19:44,820 --> 01:19:47,920 OK. I was going to say he's talking from experience. Waterbed. 1914 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:50,120 No, no, no. Big no for me. 1915 01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,120 Long time. You've never had a waterbed. 1916 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,060 Never had a waterbed. No way. 1917 01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:57,220 And I've had sex on waterbeds countless times. Oh, and. 1918 01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:00,120 Oh, countless times. 1919 01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:04,900 If I was your book with my partner, have you had sex on the waterbed? 1920 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,300 Yeah. And would you say it's not worth it? 1921 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,500 I don't know if I'd say countless. 1922 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,940 No, I doesn't matter. 1923 01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:12,380 I kind of enjoyed it. He was successful. 1924 01:20:12,380 --> 01:20:13,380 You were not. Yeah. 1925 01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:15,140 Hopefully my partner did. 1926 01:20:15,140 --> 01:20:17,520 I didn't enjoy the. 1927 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,920 Hold on. He was successful. 1928 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,120 You were not. 1929 01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:22,520 Well, that's. Hold on. 1930 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,880 I want to focus on that. 1931 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,760 The next episode, maybe. 1932 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:31,260 Maybe I'm thinking maybe we could focus an entire episode on that. 1933 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,300 His thrust count is a little off. 1934 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:37,200 I just think, you know, I think at the end of every podcast, we should say, 1935 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:39,660 what was the highlight of the night? 1936 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:41,000 To me, that was it. 1937 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,100 But his thrust. Right. 1938 01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:42,800 Right at the end. 1939 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,280 He was successful and you were not. 1940 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,080 I mean, it's as simple as that. 1941 01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:48,540 I was successful. You're riding the waves. 1942 01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:50,240 You have to be on the crest of the wave. 1943 01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:51,940 He's a natural bed surfer. 1944 01:20:51,940 --> 01:20:54,780 Well, maybe he was a scuba diver. 1945 01:20:54,940 --> 01:20:57,120 I was a guy that had to forge my way. 1946 01:20:57,420 --> 01:21:00,080 Ah, well, anyway, I wouldn't know. 1947 01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:01,260 I don't have a waterbed. 1948 01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:03,060 I'm not one of those privileged, rich people. 1949 01:21:03,060 --> 01:21:05,860 Oh, it's it's March. 1950 01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:07,660 It's it's spring. 1951 01:21:07,660 --> 01:21:11,360 And the next time we talk to you guys, it's going to be 1952 01:21:11,740 --> 01:21:13,840 the next time we talk, it's going to be April. 1953 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,880 It'll be exactly tax time. 1954 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,940 Not insane. April. 1955 01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:19,420 Hopefully we get some rain. 1956 01:21:19,420 --> 01:21:20,820 It'll be the week of Loverboy. 1957 01:21:20,820 --> 01:21:22,180 We haven't talked about Loverboy. 1958 01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:23,820 So we'll have to. 1959 01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:25,060 April 8th is it? 1960 01:21:25,060 --> 01:21:27,160 I'll be working Friday. 1961 01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:30,300 So the next podcast we're going to be is going to preclude. 1962 01:21:30,820 --> 01:21:32,560 Yes, Loverboy. Right. 1963 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,560 All right. And I guess this role, let's get out. 1964 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:37,000 I'm Sean. I'm Paul. I'm Jeff. Rob. 1965 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,100 See you. See you guys. 1966 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:55,120 Adios.