So did you just, to paraphrase, lava lamp?
Where's that whiskey?
You didn't bring the bottle up?
Oh, Austin's got it.
We handed it to Austin, the producer, so he can, he needs to pull it up on the TV.
So we were talking about the lava lamp right now.
I'm not saying anything.
No, you said it looked like the Laszlo Moczolo bottle.
It is working now.
Look at that.
That's the first ball I've seen it release.
That's the former first lady of the United States of America.
Why would I say that?
Dude, you know what?
I don't know.
Right.
You didn't say it, I don't think.
Michelle Obama can kiss my ass.
Literally.
Well, here's my problem.
They had abused Milani Trump so bad.
Brutally, and she was like graceful and compassionate.
Elegant.
She was everything.
She was the package, and they did nothing but belittle her.
And if there's anything-
Oh, Ivana?
No, Milani.
I thought you said Rwanda.
No, Milani and Trump.
As in the country of Rwanda.
Rwanda, yes.
No, it's Black Panther.
But that actually is a really good point you make there, Sean, because we talk about liberals, conservatives,
and we've talked about how liberals can be ugly and hypocritical and ideologues, right?
Jackasses.
But when it comes to the way they treated Milani, there's no reason for that.
She was nonpolitical.
She was nonpolitical, no threat at all, and they were just sheer hate and ugly.
So much.
And that shows you the total lens of the liberal mindset.
It doesn't matter-
Even on the late night talk shows where they're mocking her-
Her accent.
It's like, motherfucker, she speaks six languages, including English.
Fucker.
This is insane.
And they're just like, she's talking to some kindergarten students, and the child picks
up the apple and carries it over to the porch.
Hold on, was it Milani and Trump, or was it Rwanda's fortune-
The point is, they're just mocking her.
It's just so uncool.
It is very uncool.
It made me so mad.
You step into the room, and then you get in the shower, and we will insert the gas.
And then it gets even worse than that, because the tradition- there's a whole segment of
the media industry-
That's the way they're like, they're satisfying it.
They get into commenting on the style of the First Lady, and the clothes, and the-
It's crazy.
And how they decorate the White House.
How they decorate during Christmas.
Dudes like us, it's March 29th.
This is the second half of Dudes Like Us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
Rob.
And we have special guest, Mr. C.D. Robb.
He already jumped into it.
He fucking did.
He was ready to roll.
You're a regular.
You're a regular now.
Guest speaker, Rob.
There you go.
You were ball-swinging, ready to roll, man.
I remember when she redid the Rose Garden, and they were just all up in arms.
God.
There's no reason for it.
And then we have Michelle Obama taking away all the food from the kids in the school.
In the school.
No more pizza for you.
No more ketchup?
No soup for you.
She's Japanese.
What did she do?
She took all the other things that were considered unhealthy.
No, she tried to make school lunches healthy, which basically just ruined them.
That's a noble idea.
But it is noble, but it's not realistic.
It didn't work.
I don't want to be like a liberal where I'm blinded by hate.
That's a liberal.
It didn't work.
Now the kids can't come to school and eat the 8,000 calorie cinnamon bun roll that they
used to be able to get.
Which they kind of need.
I freaking love that cinnamon roll.
These kids are growing.
They need fucking calories.
There was a whole industry of these kids taking pictures of their lunches, and they were bad
looking.
The more healthy lunches?
I don't know if they were.
It's a compilation of corn and a lot of other things.
Corn and a little thing of chili.
It's cubed carrots, corn, and lime and beans mixed.
You know, Rob, this is a perfect example of you know how when they have legislation that
they mean well.
Right?
Supposedly.
They mean well, and then when it's implemented, it goes bad.
It has unintended consequences.
They dump the main people that can provide very solid meals.
Look up Michelle Obama lunches.
That's kind of a scary look there.
Those look good.
Michelle Obama school lunches.
I would say my school lunch experience was good.
Mine was great.
I kind of liked the pizza subs and the peanut butter cookies, whatever those were.
I loved school lunches.
Look at that.
It's a wiener, apple, and one tomato.
That can't be.
That one does not look as appetizing.
Okay, no, they ate the bread or something.
What is that next to the wiener?
That's ketchup.
Those balls.
Terrible.
That's wet ball.
Ketchup is a vegetable.
Bread, steak, and tomato.
It's just for real.
This guy is holding a tortilla with cheese.
This isn't the Hungry Man TV dinner that you used to get.
This is like some sort of cheap version of the calendars or the Stouffer's.
It's nasty.
There she is.
Well, I guess we've probably been away from the school lunch program for quite a while.
Yeah, we have.
Maybe we cannot confidently comment on it.
Hold on.
Sean, you just said something about TV dinners.
TV dinners are different.
Did you guys grow up eating TV dinners?
Yes, I did.
Was it like a regular thing or was it like a treat?
It was like a treat.
A treat.
Absolutely a treat.
I'm glad you said that because that's what it was for us.
I guess just because mom wasn't cooking.
Exactly.
Mom didn't want to cook.
That's what it was.
She didn't want to cook.
But as an alternative, they gave mom Alzheimer's because of the aluminum phosphate.
The aluminum phosphate.
The off gassing of these TV dinners.
But I tell you, when mom said she wasn't cooking this TV dinner night, we went apeshit.
It was awesome.
I didn't think it was awesome.
There we were in the frozen food section.
Actually, I like the mashed potatoes.
There's like a thousand TV dinner choices.
It was Salisbury steak for me.
They had the little dessert thing.
It was way too small.
It's funny you say that.
It's like a cherry.
But it's like lava.
So here's the thing.
I'm the youngest of four.
And I remember my oldest two, my oldest siblings would get the hearty man or hearty hungry
man.
Hungry man.
And I was like, mom, I want the hungry man.
Oh, you can't eat all that.
You can't eat all that.
And I was like, I'm ready, dad.
I'm ready, mom, for the hungry man.
And I finally I got the hungry man.
It was like a thing.
Like when was that?
When you were 16?
Well, I was actually 19.
Although, Rob, don't be a dick about it.
You're a guest speaker, damn it.
I remember getting the fried chicken once because it looked like a lot of food.
The chicken had like an ounce of meat on it.
It was all bone and skin.
It was like the chicken nugget before it came out.
Did we ever complain?
It was awesome.
Tyson had first dibs on the chicken probably.
That was probably the birth of Tyson.
And I also remember the TV dinners was a special when we had that.
But also, we were, my mom loved fried chicken.
And we couldn't afford to go out and buy fried chicken.
So she'd buy the box of banquet frozen fried chicken.
Did you ever have that?
In a can.
No, it wasn't in a can.
It was in a box.
It was like a little spam can.
You must have gotten less than that even.
The leftovers of the box.
Yeah, so it was a box of eight pieces.
They were really small.
He just shared that along with a liter of Coke.
Was that in the store, like the frozen section?
Yeah, you can still buy it today.
You can still buy it today banquet fried chicken.
I remember the same one probably from way back then.
One of the treats that Jeff got as a kid growing up is that his dad would come home with a liter of pop.
Regardless whether it was a cola, Sprite, or 7-Up.
Very nice.
It was Pepsi free.
It was a two liter.
That's what I was going to say.
That's a little bit better.
So liter didn't come out until way later.
It was always two liter.
It was two liter, right.
And then they came out with the one liter.
But did he come home with the off-brand?
They needed a better denomination to mix the bourbon.
No, it was Pepsi free.
They didn't make it anymore.
It had the lemon flavor to it.
You talked about this.
So that was your favorite and you brought it every time?
Like 7-Up?
He got it a lot.
No, it was Pepsi.
It had lemon flavor to it.
It was diet, I think.
So it's called Pepsi free.
Remember the black guy in the commercial?
Oh yeah.
That was from 7-Up or Sprite.
Oh, just roll with it.
I have a Sprite.
That's fantastic.
I also grew up on powdered milk.
Shut the fuck up.
Wow.
There it is.
That's unusual.
There it is.
That could explain a lot of things.
Powdered milk.
You grew up on powdered milk.
Powdered milk.
Do you mention that before?
What a horrible lifestyle.
I didn't know.
It was all right.
I didn't know it better.
We had these things.
We'd make our milk.
We'd put it in the fridge.
I'm sorry, what was that?
You would shake it up and the whole hand gesture.
No, no, no.
That's exactly why we don't have video in this time.
Jeff said you mix it up, you get your milk.
That's where you get all the wrist action from, I guess.
The dry milk.
That's how the work goes.
We always get cold milk by a box of it for, I don't know how much it was.
That's still around today, the dry milk.
It is, the dry milk is still around.
We even looked up how they make powdered milk.
And they literally, it's milk like that.
Milk solids, fats.
And they evaporate the water and they powderize it and they put it into a box.
All you're doing is adding the water back to it.
Yeah, but it's not cow milk.
It's rat.
No, it is not.
Snake.
It's rat milk.
Snake milk.
They got all these little suction cups.
I'm not sure I'd want to milk the snake.
Yank the teat on his mouth.
Milk the snake.
Little tiny teats.
It's like, what does that show?
Is it Meet the Fockers?
Meet the Fockers.
He talks about how he's milking the cat.
Yeah, you're right.
That movie was so uncomfortable.
The kitten, I think, actually.
The first time I watched.
That's actually one of the last moments I could really appreciate Robin De Niro.
I agree with you.
Before he stepped over into the dangerous zone.
The liberal abyss.
He's been fairly quiet.
Well, that's because he's got nobody paying attention to him.
I guess so.
Yeah.
But, man, when he would go on CNN, I mean, why would an actor be brought on to CNN for
a political commentary panel?
Because they live in a different world.
Bullshit.
They're in a different classification.
And you mentioned it before in a prior podcast where these actors, actresses, they think
they're actually part of that.
Did you already drink yours?
Did you just?
You know, I gave him a soft pour.
Well, hold on.
I gave him a soft pour because his glass was not emptied after the first podcast.
It wasn't empty.
So it's kind of like an infinity bottle.
So normally what we do when we're doing the intermission to clear our palates and to make
sure there's no blending of bourbons, we dump out some salty popcorn.
Extremely salty.
We also finish and clean out the glass.
I think my heart's going to explode.
Right.
That way there's no ice in there.
No, there's ice in here.
Yeah.
OK.
You want to grab a couple cubes?
I have some already.
Is that enough?
You have the bourbon, right?
Oh, the ice is enough, yeah, but I can't drink ice necessarily.
Jeff, you want to turn around and grab that?
And I don't mind talking about it.
Rob's kind of a novice here with the dudes like us.
He's not sure how this works.
That's a hardy.
Yeah, right.
Not to whiskey, but to dudes like us somewhat.
So this is the Riverset straight rye whiskey.
All right.
OK.
This is the second half podcast.
And Rob was jangling his glass because he's very upset that it's empty.
Yeah, kind of like the cartoon art show.
Well, we'd already had some, and it's empty now.
Correct.
Oh, so look at you going for that.
So I was looking for some more.
He's going for his third pour.
Which we have here.
Because it's a fairly weak bourbon.
It's a fairly weak bourbon.
Negative.
No.
It's 117 proof, fairly weak.
No.
Right.
Fairly weak.
Yeah.
I mean.
It's bottle number 30, it says.
It's evidence of this whole podcast.
I think we're all talking at the same time.
All right.
We need to slow down.
We're all kind of schnooker.
Yes.
We're getting toky.
All right.
We need to slow the podcast down.
We're not going to talk over each other.
Shut up.
And it's already happening.
Sean just jammed eight pounds of ice into his.
Yeah, what's the point of that?
Yeah, how are you going to drink that?
It's like up your nose.
It's going to drip everywhere.
Yeah.
Well, we want to give.
God.
We want to give props to this river said, right?
I think all of us like that.
I just.
Okay, yes.
Let's talk about this.
Did you see that?
I did.
I just I just Chris rocked that.
Yeah.
Now you will.
You will.
You build it.
Bill Smith.
Anyway, go ahead.
What's this?
This is it says crafted in Memphis.
Okay.
Thank God for Memphis.
Where's it distilled?
And five years aged.
117.6 percent proof and bottle number 30.
So when I said straight want rye whiskey.
So it's not it's not the multiple grain like the last.
We need like some sort of bourbon.
We need to come up with some bourbon background music.
Well, whenever we're doing the bourbon needs to be like some standardized music in the background.
That would be that would be a little bit too much for the producer, I think.
Right.
No, he can handle it.
He's already asleep.
He's doing his way.
He's multitasking the fuck back there.
He's he's doing homework.
He's watching movies.
What kind of music?
But anyway, that's it's a very good very good whiskey.
I think a little Yellowstone track was playing in the background.
So this is distilled in Tennessee.
So I wonder if this is Dickel because Dickel is a big supplier.
You think it's part of Dickel?
Yeah, Dickel is a big supplier of bourbon.
They don't distill their stuff.
So I wonder if this is Dickel.
I love I love the Dickel family of bourbons.
I think they're all great.
It says B.R. Distilling Company.
Eight year, fifteen year, fifteen year.
All good.
B.R. does not there's no D in that I don't think except for except for distilling company.
But we can maybe look that up online and see.
But it is it is quite good whether it's from Dickel or not.
Jeff, how many?
The oldest licensed distillery in Memphis.
How many?
B.R. Distilling.
B.R. Distilling Company.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Older than Dickel.
Memphis.
No, no, it's just in Memphis.
Oh, in Memphis.
They make they make the blue note.
That's who it is.
Blue note.
Yeah, we tried the blue note.
That's good stuff.
So the blue note and actually it's the same company that does blue note.
So there you go.
So it's a good company.
Apparently.
It is.
Yeah, blue note is good.
We like it so far.
OK.
Yeah, we do.
I was going to ask you, Jeff, because you have a you have a greater much better memory than
I do.
So you have a family of bourbons where there are a number of them right within the same
family.
Dickel's got the Dickel's got the eight year, the 13 year, the 15 year.
And then they have, you know, the ones that I always joke about.
Oh, that's 12 year.
Dickel 12.
Recipe 12 or something.
Recipe 12.
And I always say it's 12 year.
Right.
So they have they have like five or six bourbons in their in their family and they're all great.
Right.
Yeah, so what's another one that has such a broad?
Well, Wild Turkey does.
OK, they got rare breed.
They got one on one has a boatload of different about goodness.
So Wild Turkey, you've got Wild Turkey 101, Wild Turkey 80.
You got the rare breed.
You got the Kentucky Spirit.
Then you have Russell's.
What about Kentucky Deluxe?
I don't think that's part of how about how about Kentucky, gentlemen?
Then you have the Russell's on top of that.
Then you have the one that we have out here.
Long Dick.
Correct.
I think it is called Long Dick.
Long Dick Dong.
The one that Matthew McConaughey from that movie Long Dick Long Branch.
It's called Long Branch.
It's also a wild turkey.
And now I think another movie from the 80s.
Long Dick Dong.
Is that his name?
Dong Dong.
Dick Dong.
No, he goes sleep.
He's like big crash.
What?
Oh, big crash.
Is this like 16 Candles?
Yes.
The Dunga need food.
No more Yankee me wanking.
He falls out of the tree.
Yeah.
He's an exchange student.
Yeah, he's from the invasion.
Was it his girlfriend like riding an exercise bike?
Oh, yeah.
She's huge.
Like Helga.
Helga.
You guys watched 16 Candles, right?
Donga needs food.
Yes.
His name was Donga.
Yeah, and he's like he's as drunk as a skunk.
And he was like.
Like the grandpa was saying.
He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
He was like, I'm going to go to I'm going to go to the bathroom.
He was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Meow.
are supporters and such. You haven't not. Yeah.
What are some some unicorns?
The 17 year would definitely be one.
What are some other ones that are I'm going to use the words
that's an oxymoron that are common are common unicorns.
So what is a common unicorn? Right.
Well, Blanton's is probably at everyone's top of mind. Right.
But you know, we don't have one of those.
I like to have one. But Paul, you've had it.
You said it was just kind of we have better.
Well, I mean, it. You know, it's so hyped, right?
It's so high that when you drink it, you're like, you're supposed to cry.
Right. Or shit yourself or something.
I don't know what you're saying.
Yeah. Good Lord. I have a bourbon just as good as this.
Hold on. And my cat, I guess yourself.
I was you know, you're supposed to have an emotional reaction, but I'm like,
but maybe get we would like poop.
Like most sexual experiences.
Yeah. You're supposed to. Well, I'm not going to say it. OK.
I would I would have said it before.
But no, you're not supposed to have a sexual experience when you drink it.
You haven't had enough yet. OK.
Well, you're supposed to shit yourself, according to Paul.
Well, I'm just saying there's some reaction anyway.
But it was it was good.
Don't be wrong. I don't want to be a hater.
But well, here locally, another one.
I'm sorry. We've had over 140 bourbons now.
And I can promise you there have been several that have been as good.
Many that have been better. Right.
That's what I've heard. That's what I heard.
That, you know, blinds everybody once.
But it's it's it's overrated.
There's better things for half the price.
So it's overrated.
I think another one is Paul had the opportunity to buy three bottles.
Colonel Taylor, right? Oh, OK.
Son of a bitch.
That's the story we'll never know.
Taylor Sanders.
Colonel is it?
I can't remember. There's something.
You lost a lot of points that we could not Colonel Sanders.
But I was in a rush scenario.
I mean, a tiny little I'm in Montrose, Colorado.
Here come the excuses.
Instead of accepting responsibility, I have the floor.
And I I'm in this little.
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm in this little tiny alcohol store.
I'm texting you guys like crazy.
I'm like, is this good? Is this good? Is that good?
No one's answering me.
So, you know, I go ahead and make my purchase and leave.
Come to find out.
Yeah, she was telling me I got three bottles of this.
It's only 40 bucks a piece.
And then I find out it's like a major unicorn.
It is especially around. It may not be in so spots.
I think it's hard to get everywhere.
It's really hard to get 40 bucks.
It's really hard to get.
You should have bought all three, man.
Henry McKenna, 10 years, 40 bucks.
Well, you got you got three of them, you said, right?
And I got one of those now.
You spent 100 bucks on that thing.
No, I didn't. I sold it for 10,000.
Ten thousand. I bought it.
The one that you did.
The one on the left.
The one on the left there is obviously we'll never have that.
Pappy's heavy van Winkle.
I'm not spending fifteen hundred four thousand dollars on a ball of bourbon.
So hold on. There's multiple levels of van Winkle
because I was in the checkout line with total wine.
A guy was buying Pappy van Winkle.
So there's no way he was spending fifteen hundred bucks.
He could have been. No.
Why? I disagree.
Now they have a they have Pappy that's like eight year. Exactly.
That's the they have it.
It's still a typical version.
They may be 800 bucks. No, they have very economical Pappy van Winkle.
No, they don't. No, they don't.
When I say economical, I'm saying less one hundred and thirty or less.
No, I disagree with that. You disagree.
OK, we have to do some research on that. I disagree with that. OK.
Because I well, there was a ride.
There was a van Winkle.
I've never seen Pappy's at Total Wine ever.
No, but I was at Specs in Cold Station and I took a picture of it
and I showed it to you. That was not Pappy's.
So they have Pappy Van Winkle's family reserve.
Twenty three year old. That's a hundred bucks. Oh, yeah.
OK. Twenty three year old.
No, yes. No. Yeah, that is the no.
It says Pappy Van Winkle's family reserve.
Twenty three years.
Twenty dollars on sale.
That's got to be a. Whoa.
That's not real.
Twenty dollars. It's not real.
Yeah, that's not real. That's a joke.
That's not real.
Yeah, unless it's coming from Ukraine or something.
No. Also, I also what I have also what I heard is when you see that
one for fourteen hundred bucks, that's the twelve year.
They're dumping their stuff.
Yeah, right.
No, those are not real.
That's a buffalo.
Trace is one of those that has a shitload of of whiskies.
Oh, like a family of a well, Pappy Van Winkle's Buffalo Trace, right?
You know, all this stuff or vice versa.
You know, he must read.
You know, there was a I do I do read there was a there was an article
about all the related
bourbon deaths, just deaths in general when it comes to drinking and driving.
You know, can you imagine, you know, just I started thinking about
what when I was going through the article, I was thinking like,
but, you know, death and
in all the horrible ways to die.
And I was thinking.
So I don't know.
I mean, I was just thinking cremated in the grave and I just kind of.
That to me is a more interesting cremation or
you know, buried hole or buried in parts.
Well, you mentioned that.
Well, the thing is, you're already dead, right?
It's not to die.
You're not cremated to death, are you?
Unless you're in World War Two.
Well, hold on, let me ask you guys.
You know how these guys, you know how these people have these stories
where they want to be cremated and they want their ashes spread over
some over the mountain?
I want you to do my ashes with some chili and put it in the next thing of
some chili beans and that way I can hurt my boyfriend one last time.
Wow. Those things.
You know that one? No, no, no.
Mix it with some cayenne pepper.
My ashes in the chili.
That way I could hurt my boyfriend's but one more time or whatever.
Well, the flavoring might not be bad.
That could be possible.
But would you guys ever consider that, though?
Having your ashes being cremated scattered across something
that was scattered across Frisco?
Or would you or would you be buried over total wine?
Over total wine?
Well, that brings you out the front.
You're on the front. You just like spread it everywhere.
What are you doing? This is my friend. He died.
Back to the Bourbon Isle.
So gross.
But you throw it up in their big.
Yes, it's a real thing.
So when you when you when you pass, I mean, you've got to make that decision.
I think that's also what legal.
Well, you have to make it before you pass, hopefully.
Hold on. What's illegal?
Spreading your ass. Yeah, that's a biohazard.
It's a biohazard.
Like anywhere?
I believe so. Like over a lake or over a mountain.
I don't think you're supposed to do it now.
Well, you don't notify it.
Yeah, you don't tell anybody about it.
Can I get a registration to spread?
Yeah, I want to get a permit to spread my dad's ashes.
I don't know if there is such a thing.
That's not going to happen.
So you just guess I've never thought about it.
You just do it. Well, that's what I'm saying.
You know, how do you want to do it?
Do you want to be cremated or do you want to go into a coffin to be buried?
No cremated. 100 percent. Yeah.
I don't need anyone to spend money on the ground.
You can have one of those ninja things do that.
Yeah. Oh, processor.
What shows are you watching?
Soil it green.
Get you down to a few cups. Soil it green.
Yes. Yeah. Wow.
How about a vacuum pack? Charlton Heston.
Wow. Well, you know, we kind of got into this, the cryogenics, right?
And you said you wanted to be next to Ted Williams, his head or something like that.
That never came out of my mouth.
We were talking and somebody wanted to be.
Yeah, but his head was in your arms.
Next to his bat, maybe?
Yeah. Well, Ted Williams, his head is frozen.
You know that, right? I've heard that.
Yeah. I don't know where it is, but it's at some cryogenics lab in Fort Knox.
It's in my freezer. Along with Michael Jackson, right?
Michael Jackson. Is he cryogenic as well? Preserved, I think.
Yeah, I doubt it.
That's what he said. Who knows?
He had so much money, he probably had all these safeguards set up
unless his body was.
Is he really dead? Like Elvis? Is he really dead?
You talking about Michael Jackson? Yeah. Right.
No, he's dead. He's dead.
You know how in Egypt, when the pharaoh died, when the pharaoh died,
everybody had to be buried with him.
Like they killed all the servants.
They killed all the people that were in his circle.
That's a very good with him because they needed the pharaoh
needed all those people in the afterlife.
So do you think Michael Jackson needed all the kids?
Well, not the kids, but the chimpanzees.
Is a bunch of small children.
Well, no, not I was saying kids.
No, but you did. You did.
Do you Freudian said something?
Neverland, Never, Neverland, Neverland, all the Neverland people there.
Maybe. Yeah, I want to be cremated.
I don't think this is when you brought that.
We're going to bury Michael Jackson.
Let's put a bunch of kids in there and make it feel comfortable.
In the afterlife.
Geez. Yeah.
There's no temple.
A bunch of assholes he can stare down into.
You need to watch that show. You watch that movie show.
This got really dark and I did. Yeah.
So cremated for me.
We better change the subject.
Yeah. To a speaker of the speaker of the house, maybe.
Yeah. Well, we'll quote Webster and put them in Michael Jackson's tomb.
What else did you have on your topic list?
Because there was one other one that was very I might have taken your topic list.
Is it what you wrote? Is this what you wrote out?
Oh, no. No. Did you do your typical significant?
So I better keep this to myself here. This list.
Oh, don't look at that list. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. You do that one.
Well, the only one that is recent is William Hurt.
Oh, yeah. That was a big one of the Elephant Man fame.
Who's who's? No, that's that's a different hurt.
William Hurt was in he was in some of his body heat.
Highly sexualized movie.
Oh, yeah. You would recognize him in a hurry if the producer had his face up there.
William Hurt actress. I'm trying to use an altered states, I believe.
He was in movies, right?
So, OK. Oh, William, what about him?
He just died. Yeah. Massive did.
I didn't hear. Well, no. Yeah, he did.
That's too bad.
He may have been. Did he play a dumb and dumber?
Oh, he may have been in a Marvel movie.
No, I don't know.
That looks like another guy.
Yeah. Was he in a Marvel movie? Oh, look at that.
Please get rid of that.
Sing two or sing three or sing four or something. I don't know.
See, well, he was a network or broadcast or whatever.
He's a Beowulf. Well, I could read that.
Hold on. Well, he's he's a very popular actor.
You guys should know who he is, right?
William Heard. He looks like somebody else, though.
But oh, I've heard of him. OK.
Anyway, so he passed.
That's all I got as far as dead people.
Really? That's it.
That's a pretty light.
He got cremated or anything or what?
They chopped him up.
Well, how about all those people dying from in Ukraine
from some starvation or dying of thirst and dying from javelins
being blasted in their face?
What do you guys what do you guys think of the whole?
People going back to Ukraine to fight.
At a certain point, you think I think that's good.
It's amazing. I find that amazing.
I just go back and look at America when you got nothing else to lose.
Then I'll tell you what, man, if someone invaded our city
and I was to successfully get my kids out, my my my get my kids out, my wife.
I'd go back and I'd defend it.
I'd defend my house.
I would sell your high level weapons.
They have high level weapons from the US. Big time.
Well, you like random.
But look, here's the thing.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, you got to fight for your country.
No, it doesn't. OK.
That's true. And it's it's admirable.
But it won't matter because Putin had I mean, he's sending in his his C team,
his B team.
He hasn't even send in his A team yet.
You don't think so?
What I've heard, what I've heard is seventy five.
Now, why would he send in the lesser ones to look?
Well, because he was thinking he's got a bunch of he's got a bunch of super old
tanks, super old equipment that he's bringing in there from the fucking 70s,
80s, 90s. Send them in there to get stuck in the mud.
And he's like, he's like, man, just look, look, we've got all the shit.
Let's just send that in there first.
And then we'll wait and see what's going on.
He's got all kinds of different types of bombs that he could do.
But this is not a smart war.
I mean, look, if he were to do it differently,
there's different ways to be able to conquer a city.
You know, it's retarded.
Frankly, it's it's all it's retarded.
It has been very eye opening from the from the like American military brass.
From a right there.
I'll chime in. They're all chiming in on strategically.
Oh, they say, oh, yeah, they're they're looking at the capability.
They're not doing well.
How effective they've been their strategy.
And they're like making comments left and right.
Like, well, these guys were way overestimated.
And that's my point is that overestimated in their ability.
Which guys? The Russians, the Russian American commentators.
If the Russians are supposed to be the top notch out there.
That's what they're putting out there.
If they're supposed to be a top notch army and they're not and they're not.
That's that that reminds me of what we got going on right here at home.
I hope not, you know, but I think it's the reality because we're.
Yeah, we're we're but here's the thing.
We've got we've got military getting woke that are breaking the law.
We got we got people that are doing all kinds of things wrong
that are never held accountable.
And it's it's it's it's a microcosm of that.
Do you mean in the military or in just FBI?
I'm talking about like, well, specifically, I'm referring to like our political program.
You know, you've got these guys.
The case, though, it is always the case.
But it's it's it's kind of like like right now, Donald Trump's got some sort of lawsuit
out against Hillary for defamation and of character.
I mean, how long is that going to sit in court before it gets thrown out?
It's it's the court.
It's not going to work.
Basically, what I'm getting at is that they got a plan and it's not going to work.
The Russians have a plan.
They're sending in the shit and it's not going to work.
Not going to work. It's not going to work.
And they're getting their asses handed to them.
It's embarrassing.
And I thought of all people of all countries, Russia would have just rolled over it.
They would have systematically knocked them down like dominoes.
They thought it would be over in 48 hours.
What they call that they call it the domino theory.
What do you think is their goal?
I guess that's a good question.
Well, the goal are they going to take over?
Yes. You mean they're trying to bring Ukraine back into the fold.
Remember, Putin is wanting to rebuild the Soviet Union.
Land wise, they can do it, but people wise, I don't know.
That's the problem.
At this point, the generations of Ukrainians are going to fight them.
Are we going to let them get away with it?
That's right. They've experienced freedom.
We talked about this in Afghanistan.
So look, 20 years, we've been there 20 years.
And then suddenly we leave.
And all the people that were babies 20 years ago are now 20 year old adults.
And they're being expected to live under Taliban rule
when they have had they've tasted their entire life.
Their entire life is they've tasted freedom. Right.
Well, we'll see what happens with that.
Well, well, I don't know.
But the thing about the time is the same way is what my point is.
It's even longer.
Yeah, since the 80s, right.
Or early 90s, early 90s.
Yeah. So so Ukraine is like any European country.
It's modern. Right. Right.
The kids dress like our kids.
Largest nuclear power plant.
Well, they also have Chernobyl. Right.
Yeah. That's where that's a fame.
And they also have 30 United States funded biolabs.
But Chernobyl happened when it was still in Russia.
Maybe no longer. Yes, of course.
Well, I'm just look, this this thing pulls up.
It just stinks. It stinks.
Yeah, you know, because they were a well functioning country.
They were well funded country from the CIA, from the United States.
West. I mean, we basically we funded that place.
We allowed that place to make all the money that they're making.
They were a major hub for energy distribution.
You know, when it comes to the pipeline, you know, of getting fuel
from Russia and getting it distributed all through Europe.
Ukraine were making shitloads of money.
That's why. But that's why Joe Biden sent his son in there.
There was an opportunity for him to make money.
And energy company, Burisma, you're right.
Yeah. And you know, they negotiated and they were planned.
Man, this thing is calculated.
It's a chess game and they're playing the long game.
And we we are part of it.
And we have no idea what the hell they're doing.
Well, think about it, guys.
The Soviet Union was together for I don't know how long. Right.
It breaks up six years.
I think it was six and a half.
But the Soviet Union breaks apart. Right.
Just imagine this. The Soviet Union breaks apart.
All of these countries are brand new countries.
They're trying to figure out what they're going to do
from a diplomatic, you know, government structure and all this kind of stuff.
Ukraine is sitting on a gold mine of resources and all this kind of stuff.
Right. Right.
So you can imagine they are in a position to be exploited by everyone.
And externally and internally.
But it's mostly been the United States. Yes.
So then all these countries converge on the scene.
They start to try to exploit these natural resources, natural gas, oil, precious metals.
You know what I mean?
And then what Hillary Clinton do?
Hillary Clinton say, well, Putin, don't go to war yet.
Putin, don't go to war yet. Right.
Well, what are you going to do for me?
I want to take Ukraine back.
Putin, don't go to war yet.
How about if I give you 20 percent of our uranium?
Just to not tell you what, I will wait to the next presidency.
And and I will wait.
Oh, it's Trump. OK, I'll wait for the next one.
I'll wait. You sound like the guy from Star Wars.
Still, I'm not sure what you sound like.
I'm trying to. Well, my point is, is this crooked?
Yes. The guy that flies.
Yes. Who owns Anakin.
That's right. Loads.
That's exactly what you showed us like the very first star.
Anakin. Yes.
Yeah, that's it.
That's what it was.
Well, you were morphing into that.
Yeah, he started out being it was getting more and more.
I was like, you look kind of excited about that.
He flies around.
And Anakin, too.
Oh, it does. It does.
A hundred percent. That's creepy.
I think you're absolutely right.
But that's my point is that how are we going to look?
I honestly I think that the United States
were were so deep in Ukraine. Oh, yeah.
And they're shitting bricks to.
And I think I think one of the reasons why Putin wants to go in there,
he wants to cut the head off of the CIA.
He wants he wants to go in there and expose what's going on.
And that's why part of me is kind of like, take it.
Well, take Ukraine, take it.
All right. So hold on.
Get inside the mind, legitimize, extinguish, reasoning,
extinguish the the United States involvement in Ukraine.
Well, and more and more United States, NATO as well. Right.
All right. So get get in the mind of Putin. Right.
Putin's upset that the Soviet Union got broken apart.
He wants to put it back together.
Ukraine is right there on the Western on the Western border of Russia.
It's a border between him and NATO.
Correct. And and the Western nations and the Western world is all through Ukraine.
They're all in there, man.
In their mix, and they're talking about NATO.
They're talking about them joining NATO.
Oh, I mean, CIA is all over there.
They're like, this is the hotbed of like, you know,
still cold war still going on, guys.
There's it's still going on with this stuff going on.
And you can get away with literally murder.
You can get away with anything. Absolutely.
And so and so Putin's like, this is my chance to like
eliminate this threat.
Ukraine is a threat to him.
Right. Because they're being exploited.
Well, West, but one of the.
And so he's thinking Putin was like, why are we extorting water
from the Russians?
So many things.
Well, what I don't understand is in Putin's mind, NATO is not going to invade Russia.
Who cares if NATO brushes up against next to Russia?
It's not going to go any farther than that.
Yeah. But just, you know, when freedom starts to grab hold.
Well, right. Western ideals start to grab hold.
Ukraine starts to build up confidence.
And I mean, they're right there on the Western border of Russia.
Contractually, NATO is supposed to be one for all and all for one
when it comes to protecting all the organizations within NATO.
So the fact that we had a buffer in between Russia and Poland,
Ukraine was there now.
If Russia takes over Ukraine, there is no buffer. Right.
Now it says Russia, it's we're balls against balls
right up next to each other.
Our junk, not the butt, our junk in the face of their junk.
Oh, yeah.
A little junk. I like that analogy.
Yeah. Speaking of little junk.
Speaking of Lover Boys coming up.
Oh, that makes you think of junk.
Good God. Hey, how many tickets do we have left?
None now. Oh, who who picks who scooped them up?
Rob Rob's coming. Oh, fan.
What? Oh, he's joining us.
Yeah. OK. Wow.
He's done. It's not that kind of podcast.
Yeah. I'm a good deal.
Glad. Yeah.
So we're looking forward to it.
There's a free room, apparently, at no free talk.
Or it's we're driving up there and driving.
I don't know. Have we decided that conclusively in the same evening?
Yes. In the evening, I may be driving a separate car.
That's probably a good choice.
So I'm going to I'm going to take a left turn.
So tonight, when I was up in the attic
looking for that device that you needed, right, you found one of your old dildos.
You're up in the attic.
I was up in the attic looking for this.
I opened up the box that I found it in.
Had some cassettes in it. The Destroyer. Yikes.
And the cassettes were 1980s.
So so I grew up overseas. Right.
So when I lived in Indonesia, we did not have any radio, no TV, no nothing.
We went back to the state.
We went back to the United States.
And then I would record on my cassettes the radio like.
And so I would take it back with me and listen to American radio on cassette tapes. OK.
You guys with me so far?
On your on your little vacation back to the US.
Oh, yeah. The whole summer we were back in the United States. OK.
And then you went back and then we were back to Indonesia.
And you brought those with you brought the tapes with us. Wow. OK.
So check this. I found the tape.
I found my tape deck. You're going to love this, Sean.
I tonight I did this right before I came to broadcast podcast.
I took my tape deck that I have sitting in my media room.
I hooked it up to my media.
I think it has not been touched in 30 years.
So when you played it, it was like, no, I'll be working for.
No, check this.
So check this. I popped the tape in and it started playing.
I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't believe that the tape deck was even working.
And I couldn't believe that that that tape was playing.
And it was crystal clear.
And it was the DJ and talking about, you know, blah, blah, blah.
It's here in Denver, Denver, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And what I had any five one twenty one Denver and K.P.R.E.
Denver, blah, blah, blah.
And then the first song that was it was Hot Girls in Love, Love a Boy.
1984. That's when you said that text.
And that I did. No, no, no, no.
No, I sent that earlier.
But anyway, but Hot Girls in Love was the first thing I heard.
And then the commercials came on. It was Datsun.
OK, there was a Datsun commercial.
OK, gone. There's no no Datsun.
Mazda's now I believe.
And they were touting Nissan. Check this. This is hilarious. 1984.
They were touting only for a limited time.
Eight point eight percent for not financing eight point eight.
On a house or a car? No, for the Datsun truck.
Hmm. Crazy.
I guess. I guess.
I guess post Carter hadn't come down yet.
Huh? At that point, they pointed it had come down.
It wasn't the 10.
Well, it probably came down some for me.
Oh, from for me, from Carter.
For me, it was a time capsule, total time capsule.
That's that's pretty cool.
And I just listened for like maybe four minutes and I heard a Kodachrome commercial.
Kodachrome. Oh, I don't know what that is.
You mean like Paul Simon? Paul Simon song.
Oh, that's a great song. I love that.
It's a great song. Kodachrome.
That's it's a type of 35 millimeter film. Right.
And it was a it was a you guys know the Kodachrome Kodachrome.
It brings the nice bright colors.
It didn't be day this summer.
Duh, duh, duh, duh.
No, no, no. Sunny days. Oh, yeah.
Yes. Look at you and I just killing it.
Yeah, I have heard that, but I never really.
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome.
Of course, I was in the 70s that it recorded that.
But Kodachrome way.
Great song. Anyway, good story.
Good story, Paul. Thanks.
Yeah.
This is a Kodachrome commercial.
So sharp and so vivid.
I'll pick this up.
Detail is it's clearly see the vulva from here.
Yes, through her clothing and clothes.
The sharpest color slide, sharpest colors of
as you can see, especially skin, the sharper you want your memories.
Look at those little lady bug on the flower.
Very nice.
We're bringing areolas to life.
When's the last time you bought a roll of film?
Oh, my. Never.
Should we even you never bought a roll of.
Yeah, of course.
We actually have some that have not been developed.
We have no idea what's on.
How about sending sending them to these
like development places?
I can't remember where they used to develop.
Don't know.
You would you would send them there for a cheap price and they would.
Oh, yeah. And back the photos and all that.
So there'd be like a million copies all over the planet.
Yeah, probably.
You get a little dick pic and then be like, oh, really?
Really? Like coming from you?
Well, yeah. Well, you said dick pics.
Well, back to send them back to the back of the day.
You have your camera.
You're shooting it.
You have to have it every day.
That's all I do.
And then the teenager would be developing the film.
And you know, he made an extra copy when he came across those.
Oh, right. Because they would.
Yeah, right.
We go to the. Yeah.
Oh, I need to make an extra copy of these.
Records, right?
Never. You never really knew what was on the roll.
You know, I mean, you might know some of it, but not all of it.
So so I curious.
Like I said, I have 35 millimeter film that I have not developed.
Can I send it somewhere? Yes.
Sure. Yeah. There'll be places I could do it.
Walgreens. You could have a digitized if you wanted to.
No way.
What? Just they got a place.
Walgreens. There's a place in France
or Russia.
You have to give it to them.
It's in Chernobyl.
Now you go to Walgreens.
They still do that.
I mean, I guess so. No way.
I don't think they do.
Well, they can always do it.
They don't. Well, this got to be just mail it off.
So producer, how do you get 35 millimeter processed?
To film the film?
I wonder if Walgreens still does it.
I don't know.
But I swear to you, I have I have it.
I'm like you should drop it off in a week later.
You'd pick it up. That'd be crazy.
Then it started to have like one hour development.
Yeah, then it started getting more competitive, right?
Then it was, you know, pick it up in two days.
Now it was one hour.
CVS Photos makes processing film simple no matter what type of film
requires developing.
You can bring it to your local CVS photo location for processing.
Services includes processing with 35 millimeter disposable and another shit.
Bullshit. There you go.
And 110.
Now processing, they call it 110.
They call it they'll digitize it.
Yeah, 110, whatever. 110.
Yeah, you sound so ignorant.
And you're a podcaster for God's sake.
I took photography in high school and I used to develop my own pictures.
Oh, in your dark room.
Mr. Warren, the dark room with the juices and everything.
Oh, so what are you doing?
What are you doing in your dark room with all these boyer pictures?
These up skirt pictures? Yes.
There's a huge camera.
I was like, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me it Jeff's one of these guys that like developed like the
the best glue so you can put the mirrors on the shoes.
Did you do something like the big 35 millimeter on there?
Yes. You use some of the big foot photos sounding to or that wasn't you.
That wasn't me. No.
But there's there's an art to it.
I mean, it's not as easy because you have to get the time.
I'll take it under skirt pictures.
And it's not as easy as you think it is, especially when you have the big
camera on your foot trying to get under there.
Yeah. It's a real ball.
You better. You better stop this soon.
Oh, I tried it. The moderator.
Oh, I tried it. You tried it.
The skirt once you missed right away.
Boom. Oh, God.
Smack. Oh, yeah.
You might that might be.
Let's talk about this.
All right. So first of all, producer to prep us up,
but pull up the Will Smiths back out.
Yeah. You haven't seen it, Rob. You need to see it.
So here's I'm not sure I need to see Chris.
Rod is hosting. What is the show?
The Oscars. It's the Oscars.
So Chris Rock is hosting the Oscars.
Live drama played out on stage at the Oscars last night.
Yeah, it started when comedian Chris Rock made a joke and they're
showering, aren't they? Take a look. Yeah.
Jada, I love you.
G.I. Jane, too. Can't wait to see it. All right.
She wrote her eyes.
She didn't like that at all.
But Will's laughing. Nice one. OK.
I'm out here. Oh, Richard.
Oh, Joe, the camera cut to Pinkett Smith, who rolled her eye.
She was seated near Smith, who at first he laughed, then jumped up
and headed towards Rock.
He was after what looked like an open handed slap.
Chris was like, Will Smith, just make the shit out of me.
And she looks satisfied.
His wife's name out of his expletive mouth.
Pinkett Smith has been open about her struggles with alopecia.
That's an autoimmune disorder that leads to hair loss.
She and Will Smith came to the Oscars with their children.
Later in the show, Smith did return to the stage to accept the Oscar for Best Actor
and Quasi-Apologize at that point.
He apologized to the Academy for his actions.
No, not on the Oscar.
He apologized to the place, but he didn't apologize.
He didn't apologize to Chris Rock.
No, Faye does.
You know, he was wrong.
He was out of line.
He was a professional.
He was he was a thug.
You talk about Chris Rock?
No, Chris Rock was doing his job.
He's just a comedian and Will Smith's just a comedian.
At these at the it almost looked like it was stage, though, because Chris
Chris looks like it was not his face out.
Well, what's crazy about it is Will Smith was laughing.
He knew it was coming, I think.
No, we did not.
I don't think so.
And then Will Smith was Will Smith was laughing at the joke.
Will Smith is right.
And he was doing his normal.
Will Smith is troubled.
He's got he's got a relationship with his wife.
Well, it's an open marriage.
It will. Yeah.
But it wasn't always that way.
And I think it is now.
Well, it is now, but it wasn't always that way.
And it came to a point because it was pushed to that point.
It like had to be that way.
It had nothing to do with Will.
It had everything to do with her being a whore.
Whoa. And I'll keep that on record.
She is. I mean, she may be a woman and she may be deprived.
But you know what?
The bottom line is that if you're with the person, you're with the person.
You're not going to be slobbering.
I mean, come on. Right.
No, I understand that.
And the fact that she she
she came out and shared that she was cheating
on Will Smith in front of the whole planet before Will Smith knew.
Yeah, it's not good.
Was fucked up.
Who is she cheating with? You said Tupac.
That was I think Tupac is one that she went out with.
Is she one of the other ones I heard is that she was she banged
like one of her son's friends.
You know, and it's just like, you know, that's like a red
tube video ready to roll.
I mean, it's to the point where on on TikTok
they are there's well, just on social media period.
There are so many memes negative against her.
You know, not in really kind of highlighting that that characteristic.
This this whole program is dysfunctional.
And I hate throwing stones at folks like this.
But, you know, Will Smith, he's he's extremely wealthy.
He's been blessed with opportunity.
But the bottom line is, dude, man.
You got to walk the walk and you got to talk the talk.
And you can't do that.
You can't you can't go up there and strike somebody.
You can't get physical.
You're he messed up big time.
You're a mentor to children.
You're it says that he releases apology.
Would he did?
Oh, I get in trouble.
Oh, he knew on Instagram, screwed up on Instagram.
On Instagram the next day, he had posted something
that apologized to Chris Rock specifically.
But prior to that, he only apologized to the Golden Globes, whatever.
What is the Academy Awards?
He only apologized to the facility.
He apologized for the facility and all to the folks that funded him
for his role or whatever award he won.
He didn't he didn't apologize for his actions.
And his actions were the biggest problem.
You went out there. Who the fuck are you?
He's telling a joke. Right.
You know, do you see Donald Trump going out there and bitch slapping people?
What do you see Joe Joe Biden?
What did you see where they're equating Will Smith to Trump?
Howard Stern did that.
Howard Stern. Howard Stern's a he's a freaking psychopath.
He really is. That's what happens when you get 50 million dollars
to get in a contract with Sirius.
He is insanely rich. He's dumbass fool.
He really is. Well, when I was listening to his comments.
Go ahead. What do you say?
No, I don't know what he said, but it wasn't just him.
It was some MSNBC host as well.
Equating Will Smith to Donald Trump.
Yeah, it's because of Donald Trump this happened.
Yeah, because because anything goes now or some bullshit like that.
So I was you know what?
I used to listen to Howard Stern and I thought he was funny.
And he was. Well, that's back when they they had the back of the 80s.
The EU, the E channel, when they had the bongos, you know,
and they they have the hot porno chicks that would show up there
and show you how far they could shove a sausage down their throat.
Yeah. And he was funny and he was witty and he and he kind of
he kind of make fun and make fun of everybody.
But he made sense.
Now he doesn't even make sense.
Yeah, he's a he's a wower.
He's one of those guys chasing after sensationalism.
Well, he came out his comments about people who refuse to get vaccinated
and his comments about this whole Will Smith event with equating it to Trump.
He's just a fool.
He is a very rich fool. Yeah.
Sorry. That brings in some pathetic totally unrelated.
Yeah. And they have it.
Wow, that made us all kind of angry anyway.
But it's you know enough about that.
Yeah, no kidding.
Well, but here's the thing.
There are still people that that embraced Will Smith
during the event and and then deleted their their votes.
Did they? Yes.
One of them was at Presley part of the squad.
Ayala Presley or whatever her name is.
Yeah, she deleted her post because it started going sideways.
She thought, oh, I'm going to be on this side.
Oh, let's go in sideways.
Delete it. How cowardly is the daughter of Elvis Presley?
No, no, no. OK.
But still, how cowardly is it?
I mean, I don't think it's cowardly.
If you're if you're going to be ballsy enough
to put something out there, stand up to the backlash.
Well, don't immediately delete it.
Maybe it's the realization.
Rock and you do the same thing to him.
All right. Chris, he stood there and he waited.
Chris Rock needs a Sue Will Smith for for a ton of money.
A ton of money. Yes.
Chris Rock deserves kudos.
Oh, he shows so much restraint.
Kudos to the moon for for taking the high road
and for not retaliating and not making it into something.
It's not it.
What he made it out to was Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me
and moved on and started talking about the next topic.
And he could have been so much worse.
It could have been a brother fold a full fall.
You know, imagine if they started scrapping on the stage.
He swung back and then security people come running out and they separate them.
Can you imagine it's ridiculous that easily could have happened
if Chris Rock had not had been.
But it would have been a bad place.
He's in a bad place.
That's what I was trying to elaborate a little bit,
talking about his ex-wife and the open marriage and how it got there.
Will Smith is in a bad place.
He's got to be. He's he's got to be like.
Did you hear about Chris Rock, what they found on his face?
Found on his face?
He went to the doctor and do what they found on his face.
Afterward, you're going to be a bad joke.
Well, Fresh Prince.
Ah, I knew it.
What I say, I said it was going to be a bad, bad joke.
That's a dad joke.
Oh, come on, Fresh Prince.
Bad.
I watched that show religiously, man.
It was good.
Just stop.
We should turn off your fire.
How do you get his kids?
It's funny.
I never watched that show.
It's funny. I never watched it.
I watched it. I watched it.
They're actually coming out with a new series.
So bad. Where did you hear that?
I don't know. So it was on one of the million.
I didn't come up with it myself. I heard it.
Yeah. Anyway, I think I was sleeping.
Anyway, that was crazy. You know the funny thing?
When have we ever cared about the Oscars or cared about the Academy?
That's not. I thought this whole thing was rigged.
That's what it came down to.
This is getting this Oscars has been talked about more than anyone.
Any other Oscars.
They probably needed it because of this.
Yeah, but we're still not going to watch it.
No, hell no.
In fact, the only reason I would watch another Oscars,
Golden Globes, whatever the fuck they are,
if Chris Rock is Ricky Gervais.
I love his candid. He was awesome.
I love the way he talked to people and I love the way
he calls out their bullshit.
Hanks. Tom Hanks looked when he was talking shit.
Tom Hanks was like, I can't believe he's doing this.
My wife providence was to supersede all this shit.
You know, he was so awesome.
He was like he was.
What do you say about like coming up and spear your political shit?
Just off. Yeah.
Just say thank you. Yeah.
You have as much.
You have as much education as that bitch from.
So Greta Thunberg has more education than you.
There you go.
Umberg, Greta Thunberg, the she was what?
Fifteen at a time or something like that.
She's 15 when she got the Pulitzer Prize for trying to spread wisdom on.
He threw down so hard. It was awesome.
Oh, he said his excuse was like, I don't care.
I'm not coming back.
If you haven't watched the whole thing, if you haven't watched his whole monologue,
you need to go back and watch it. That's good.
He tears the show for the Golden Globes.
He did it two years. Really, really good.
You know, two years.
Who used to was Austin's.
He's a Ricky Gervais.
If you're not hosted that for years, that was the Oscar.
Billy Crudell, Rick Billy Crystal did the Oscars.
Oh, did he? Yeah.
Which is what this was.
No, this was the Oscars.
Ricky Gervais does did the Golden Globes.
They were I don't think they'll invite him. No way.
Well, they are surprised he hadn't been killed.
Well, the thing is, is that he got so much attention over this.
I mean, and this is not in the light of
of Will Smith, the word super negative.
It's where he calls people out for being who they are and what they are.
This is like the real shit.
See if you can play a little clip of this.
Hello and welcome to the seventy seventh annual Golden Globe Awards.
Live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles.
I'm Ricky Gervais. Thank you.
You'll you'll be pleased to know this is the last time
I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore.
I'm joking. I never did.
NBC clearly don't care either.
Fifth time. So I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars
because of some offensive tweets. Hello.
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and
they've no idea what Twitter is.
So I got off of this gig by fax.
So let's go out with a bang.
Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we?
Remember, they're just jokes.
We're all going to die soon. And there's no sequel. So.
Yeah. Remember that.
Yeah, remember, you all look lovely.
All dolled up. You came here in your limos.
I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.
So, no, shush.
It's a it's a daughter.
I feel sorry for. OK.
That must be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to her.
And her dad was in Wild Hogs.
So lots of big celebrities here tonight.
I mean, legends, icons. Yeah.
This is so good. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro.
Whatever.
Shuck it. Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda. That's Joe Pesci.
Sorry. I love you, man.
Don't have me whacked.
But tonight isn't just about the people in front of camera.
In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world.
People from every background.
But they all have one thing in common.
They're all terrified of Ronan Farrow.
He's coming for you. He's coming for you.
Look, talking of all you perverts, they're also uncomfortable.
Yes. Yeah.
Talking about it was a big year for paedophile movies.
Surviving R. Kelly, leaving Neverland.
Oh, my God.
Shut up. Shut up.
I don't care. I don't care.
He doesn't like it at all. Right.
Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories.
Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about that.
The Hollywood Foreign Press are all very, very racist. So.
Fifth time. So
we were going to do an memoriam this year.
But when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough.
It just no.
It was mostly white people.
And I thought, no, not on my watch.
People are afraid to laugh because they know the cameras.
Let's let's see what happens.
No one cares about movies anymore.
No one goes to the cinema. No one really watches network TV.
Everyone's watching Netflix.
This show should just be me coming out going, well done, Netflix.
You win everything. Good night. But no, no.
We've got to drag it out for three hours.
You can binge watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show.
That that's a show about a man who wants to kill himself
because his wife dies of cancer.
And it's still more fun than this. OK.
Shelly has watched it. It's still spoiler alert.
Season two is on the way. So in the end, he obviously did kill himself.
I'm seeing this good. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.
Oh, I know he's your friend, but I don't care.
Yeah. Wow.
You had to make your own way in your own plane, didn't you?
Right. But seriously, most films are awful, lazy remakes, sequels.
I've heard a rumor that there might be a sequel to Sophie's June.
There might be a sequel to Sophie's Choice.
I mean, that would just be Meryl Streep going,
well, it's got to be this one then.
Yeah. All the best actors have jumped to Netflix and HBO, you know,
and the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy adventure nonsense.
They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes.
Their job isn't acting anymore. Do we want to play this whole thing?
I really don't. Have we got an award for most ripped junkie?
No. No point. I haven't seen the whole thing.
Martin Scorsese, the greatest living director,
made the news for his controversial comments about the Marvel franchise.
He said they're not real cinema and they remind him of theme parks.
I agree. Although I don't know what he's doing hanging around theme parks.
He's got a beard. He's got a beard. That's what it looks like.
He's tiny. Right.
The Irishman was amazing. It was amazing.
No. Yeah, I was watching.
I was disappointed. The episode was extra long.
It was bullshit. I thought it was horribly disappointing.
Long. But I hate him.
But amazing. Yeah. Well, I agree with you.
It wasn't the only epic movie. Once upon a time in Hollywood,
nearly three hours long, Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere.
And by the end, his date was too old for him.
That was good. Even Prince Andrew's like, come on, Leo, mate.
You know, you're nearly 50, son.
So, I mean, that's right.
Will Smith wouldn't have a slap in there, right?
He just said pussy. Yes, he did.
He was also in the movie Cats, but no one saw that.
And the reviews are shocking. I saw one that said,
this is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.
Right? But Dame Judi Dench defended the film,
saying it was the role she was born to play because she,
I can't do this next joke.
Because she loves nothing better than plonking herself
down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her.
Yikes. Oh, man. Wow. Wow.
Fervent. Fervent. She's old school.
It's the last time. Who cares?
Oh. Apple roared into the TV game with a morning show.
A superb drama. Yeah.
I told you it was amazing.
This will be the last one.
For goodness sake.
A drama about the importance of dignity
and doing the right thing made by a company
that runs sweatshops in China.
So you say you're woke, but the companies you work for,
I mean, unbelievable.
Apple, Amazon, Disney.
If ISIS started a streaming service,
you'd call your agent, wouldn't you?
So if you do win an award tonight,
don't use it as a platform to make a political speech, right?
You're in no position to lecture the public about anything.
You know nothing about the real world.
Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
So if you win, right, come up, accept your little award,
thank your agent and your God.
And fuck off. It's pretty sad.
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
Yeah. Awesome.
It's already three hours long.
Look at Tom Hanks. I love it, man.
Just look at Tom Hanks' face right there.
The first award.
The first award is for best actor
in a television series musical comedy.
To present the award of a couple of actors off the telly.
What can I say? The deal with Ricky Gervais,
I would love to see him on some more stuff, man.
I want him to start praising more of Chris Rock stuff.
You know, being the I mean, we're I mean,
that's exactly what Chris Rock was trying to do.
He was trying to be offensive, trying to be funny and offensive,
trying to be funny.
I mean, look, I mean, it's sad.
It's on. It sucks that Will Smith got upset about it.
It is devastated. He really is.
It sucks that Jada. What's your freaking name?
Jada. Excuse me.
It sucks that Jada was offended by it
because he prefaced the whole joke with,
you know, you're beautiful. I love you.
And look, he meant no ill will.
No, he's a comedian. He meant no ill will.
And he prefaced the whole thing.
And Will Smith freaking laughed over the whole thing.
But this is the world we live in.
He got up off his seat and walked up onto the stage.
Yeah. Well, because he thought he could.
Because he felt he could. Yeah. Because of Trump.
Right. Whatever. Has Trump done that? No.
When is Trump smacks him?
Now, if Trump would have gotten, he was what, 6'4"?
Well, WWF. Get up there and smacked him.
In the WWF, he's been in the ring with a few wrestlers.
That was a long time ago, right?
Have you ever seen some of those videos?
No. Of him beating up some of the wrestlers?
Oh, I think I have. It's bad.
It's actually kind of funny. Look at where it's stuck.
Tom Hanks. That look.
Yeah, but that's crystal clear.
And that's like that's white privilege.
Be quiet. It's not white privilege.
It's celebrity privilege.
OK, look. Will Smith just walked up on stage and hit.
Here's the misconception about white privilege.
It has nothing to do with about being a honky.
It has nothing. It has everything to do about status.
Yeah, status and privilege and celebrity.
And that's what Tom Hanks says.
He has status, and that's why he's able to do that
and be able to be respected.
That's why Will Smith was able to get up out of his seat
and walk up on stage because.
I'm the authority on life and I respected my wife.
Yeah, I'm going to put you down.
You know, I'm doing what's right.
You know, it's wrong, and he should have been scooped up
by the police. He should have been arrested.
And it should be a due process. And his ass needs to be in jail.
He's a mentor for kids.
Well, they're looking at charges. The L.A. PD.
No, they are not. They're not.
I read the article. They're looking at it.
They're they are looking at it. And you're right.
Will they do anything? No, no, no, no.
They're not going to do shit because no one's going to press charges.
The bottom line is that he is responsible for breaking the law.
Well, they said they don't need Chris Rock to press charges.
They don't. It's the people.
It's the couple versus Will Smith. And you know what?
It there's multiple cases where like abused wives, right?
That's why they use it. Yeah.
Yeah. That are wives are like, no, no, no, I don't press any charges.
And but she's all beat up.
And so they're like, we don't care if you're going to press it or not.
We're going to arrest him. Yeah.
We have enough video. Well, we just 20.
I'm sorry.
How a billion people have seen this video of you slapping.
I mean, there's no way around it.
He should be in jail.
I'm wondering if he should pay through his ass.
I'm wondering if this is going to impact his career at all.
No, probably not.
He'll probably get his dick bronzed. Wow.
You know, there was a groupie back in the 70s who did that plaster cast
at the Dicks of Rockstar.
He's got a podcast on this.
Oh, we did. We did.
All right. All right. All right. Hold on. So. OK.
I'm trying to get the visual on my head. So no, don't.
Because now that you mentioned it, I recall the video.
We talked about it in detail and we pulled up video.
So that was your friend.
That was it was some it was some lame.
It was some lame whore that would like date all
the rock stars and they she would she would take their junk
and put it in and they would cast a mold from it.
And they let her or yes.
Yeah, they let her do it. They're proud of the junk.
I think Rod Stewart. Wow.
Big names, big names did it.
So she has big names, small.
Big ones. Well, there were there were there were picks up there of the of the cast.
So you could see what.
Should we should we go back to our sponsor of Rivers potential?
Sponsor. Well, after what we covered tonight,
I probably not. I'll tell you what, I've reached a threshold in.
This is a this is a big deal for me.
So what I'm about to share is more than roofs and everything. OK.
This is huge. All right. I am.
Yes. Gay. No.
Trans. No, I I am.
Those are two big ones.
A woman. I'm going to I'm going to get a lesbian swimmer.
I'm going to get bladders enjoyed in an apple.
What? Oh, OK. There you go.
You're getting an Apple phone.
I think I'm going to get an Apple phone. Why?
What happened? Better deal.
No, it has nothing to do.
Actually, now they are cheaper than frickin Andrew.
It has everything to do with just access to compliance.
Just HIPAA compliance and all that.
It just well, the one thing is Apple works better with things
because they build stuff to work for Apple because Apple has one platform,
whereas Android has been like open source.
It's open source. So there's one standard.
So everyone, all these manufacturers can build support for Apple
much easier than they can for Android.
Well, hold on. I want to hear your rationale.
Yeah, that might not be his rationale.
Like what did you like about Android?
Well, look, it's not so much Android.
It has everything to do with what Jeff just said.
It's just that, you know, a lot of the life is easier with an apple.
It is when you have the technology at the house.
And that's, you know, I'm trying to, you know, I always share.
You know, it's all about the quality of life.
And if you have like some home automation stuff that you want to to work,
it's just it's just easier with Apple.
Got your bottom line.
Now, there was a time where I did.
I am doing Android now, but there's a time where I thought I felt Android
was better simply because I had a bunch of hacking programs on my Android
because I did a lot of home theater, home automation install as my job.
So I had different programs that would go into different networks
and infiltrate and locate or diagnose all the IP addresses
and just do a bunch of stuff.
And you cannot do that with an apple.
No, no, it's locked down.
So I had I had a bunch of stuff like that on my Android, which you can do.
It's easy. You just download it and done. Right.
But I don't need that stuff anymore.
So it's just as much as I've been in bed with Android.
And this is my first apple.
The phone is a phone.
It does the exact same thing. It just does it easier.
And a little different.
It is definitely different.
I mean, once you get used to one, you get frustrated
when you try to do it on the other.
The app outside of the ones you're just talking about, the unique ones.
The app on there, there's an app on the apple.
Yes, it may look a little different, but it's the same app. Yes.
That's just it for like, for example, the machinery,
the the the digital machine behind you, that soundboard
is an incredible piece of of work.
Android. It has a completely different software package
than Apple does. Apple says X 32 Beringer.
It's got all the little fun things on there.
You can it's easier to grab and control.
Android looks like a DOS replication of it. Right.
You know, it's just like, why am I being gypped?
Right. You know, and you get.
But then you have programs like Sonos, for example. Right.
Where Sonos. Sonos.
Soros Soros Soros.
S O N O S is pronounced Sonos.
So no, it's not pronounced Sonos.
So what is what is that where it's the same front and back?
What is that called? It's in a PQB.
I don't believe that's correct. A parallelogram.
Rhombus. What is that?
Where the word is the same front and back. Palladium.
It's not Rhombus.
It's a parallelogram.
But it's a paladin. Paladin.
Paladrome. Paladrome.
There you go. I said Paladin.
No, you said palladium.
Paladrome. Paladin.
OK, hold on.
The old guy Paladin that died a number of years ago.
Is that Sonos?
I have not heard of that.
Sonos wants you to use the Android.
Sonos is an Android friendly
network because Sonos has like.
Not necessarily, because there's more functionality on the Apple
than there is on the from the perspective that
Sonos works with Android as a repeater
with Wi-Fi and Apple does not.
But Apple also has other functions that Android does not.
So there's some pros and cons.
Right. I would feel.
So is that right? The Paladrome.
Yep. Really, that's what you want to say.
Backward or forward. That's what it all comes down to.
Sonos is a Paladrome.
Yeah, Mr. Producer.
Soros is not.
Soros is a Paladrome.
Right. Very nice.
Yeah, but Apple, I made the I made the shift a couple of years ago,
two and a half years ago from Android to Apple.
And, you know, when I go back to Android, sure, if I.
Got the good deal and whatever, but I like the Apple.
There's no problem.
When you get used to one, it's very painful to work on the other.
My wife has an LG or something, whatever.
Android. And I hate being on her phone. I hate it.
Well, I don't. Yeah, I don't mind the Android.
It drives me nuts.
When it's really a convenience thing, like like you were saying, I mean, it's
I know what you're used to it.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
And now you get to a whole new level. You're automating stuff.
You're like trying to make your bed vibrate and your your waterbed heat.
Well, whatever these low voltage triggers, whatever it is.
Yeah, whatever he does.
They still make water beds. Yeah.
Well, they of course. Yeah.
Water beds are still a thing.
My dad had a water.
Your dad. So somebody.
I'll tell you what.
The big thing about water beds is that they were like, oh, the slugs
on water beds are fantastic.
No, they're not. Yeah.
I get the waves going the wrong way.
No, no. The waves are always in the wrong way.
I would think the section of water bed would be horrible.
Oh, it's horrible.
I mean, there's nothing.
I mean, this is the thing.
Imagine you're on one side of the bed and it's like when you
when you thrust, you're creating a wave. Right.
All right. So when it comes back, you're like the wave has to go back.
So by the time and 20 seconds later, you go fly by the time
it goes back and forth back for you, like thrusting every like two and a half
seconds to like thrust.
Well, you have to trust.
No, but then then you can get multiple ways.
Get the extra. You would have to have a hold on.
I think Rob's got some water bed experience that he's trying to share.
Go on. I guess you do also.
Oh, I definitely do.
It's all in the timing of the waves. Oh, OK.
You can take advantage of that.
You need multiple waves. Oh.
And for the women, it comes in multiple ways.
You just have to time it correct. Right. That's for most.
Well, I mean, it's well, look, the thing is, is that
hold on time out.
Has anybody here had a waterbed? I have.
Yeah. OK. Obviously you have.
You had a waterbed. Yeah.
OK. I was going to say he's talking from experience. Waterbed.
No, no, no. Big no for me.
Long time. You've never had a waterbed.
Never had a waterbed. No way.
And I've had sex on waterbeds countless times. Oh, and.
Oh, countless times.
If I was your book with my partner, have you had sex on the waterbed?
Yeah. And would you say it's not worth it?
I don't know if I'd say countless.
No, I doesn't matter.
I kind of enjoyed it. He was successful.
You were not. Yeah.
Hopefully my partner did.
I didn't enjoy the.
Hold on. He was successful.
You were not.
Well, that's. Hold on.
I want to focus on that.
The next episode, maybe.
Maybe I'm thinking maybe we could focus an entire episode on that.
His thrust count is a little off.
I just think, you know, I think at the end of every podcast, we should say,
what was the highlight of the night?
To me, that was it.
But his thrust. Right.
Right at the end.
He was successful and you were not.
I mean, it's as simple as that.
I was successful. You're riding the waves.
You have to be on the crest of the wave.
He's a natural bed surfer.
Well, maybe he was a scuba diver.
I was a guy that had to forge my way.
Ah, well, anyway, I wouldn't know.
I don't have a waterbed.
I'm not one of those privileged, rich people.
Oh, it's it's March.
It's it's spring.
And the next time we talk to you guys, it's going to be
the next time we talk, it's going to be April.
It'll be exactly tax time.
Not insane. April.
Hopefully we get some rain.
It'll be the week of Loverboy.
We haven't talked about Loverboy.
So we'll have to.
April 8th is it?
I'll be working Friday.
So the next podcast we're going to be is going to preclude.
Yes, Loverboy. Right.
All right. And I guess this role, let's get out.
I'm Sean. I'm Paul. I'm Jeff. Rob.
See you. See you guys.
Adios.