1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,240 The final edition of our March podcast. 2 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:17,240 It's March Madness. 3 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:19,240 Have you guys watched any of the basketball? 4 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,640 I watched quite a few games. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,280 I got into St. Peter's. 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,280 I've watched zero. 7 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,280 That's too bad. 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,280 There are some good games. 9 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,280 I wasn't into it. 10 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,240 No, I'm not into the college basketball anymore. 11 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:34,520 I think the climate has changed. 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,280 The kids are there for one year, two years. 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,800 You can't follow a team. 14 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:46,560 When I was in college, maybe high school, this is the last one that I really remember 15 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:52,640 watching was when Georgetown with Patrick Ewing was winning it year after year after 16 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,640 year. 17 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,640 He was going. 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:01:00,720 You could follow these kids through their college career. 19 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,000 They're one and done a lot of times. 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,080 I don't want to diminish why you don't like it, but I will say that my wife and I were 21 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,320 watching it and we were getting to learn them after the first game. 22 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,000 Are you guys talking about March Madness? 23 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,960 When we watched them for the second game, we kind of knew who they were. 24 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:17,960 What is it? 25 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:18,960 College basketball? 26 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,960 Made us into it. 27 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,360 You know what I mean? 28 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,280 To the novice here, I don't reject shit about college basketball. 29 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,280 There's a ball? 30 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,280 I know about basketball, but college basketball I don't. 31 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,880 People are talking about the Big 12, the Big 8, Big 4. 32 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:33,880 I get nothing. 33 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,040 I don't know any of that shit. 34 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,040 They all have their conferences. 35 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,760 You just described a whole bunch of conferences. 36 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,160 Then there's two major tournaments. 37 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,560 When everybody is said and done with their regular season, there's two major tournaments. 38 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,680 There's the NCAA tournament. 39 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,280 That's the big one, the March Madness. 40 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,120 Then the teams that don't get invited to the March Madness, the big one, go to the NIT 41 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,120 tournament. 42 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,640 Which by the way is 32 teams as well. 43 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,480 32 teams, not 64. 44 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,240 Do you have to qualify to get to the NCAA? 45 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,240 Yes. 46 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:12,080 You either have to be invited or win your conference, right? 47 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,920 Or you can win your conference to get in. 48 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:17,480 There are some teams that would not make it, not get invited, but they won their conference. 49 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,480 It doesn't happen very often, but they win their conference championship and then they 50 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,640 automatically get a berth to the show. 51 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:28,240 There's always controversy because there are teams that people are like, how did they not 52 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,240 get invited? 53 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:34,040 Texas A&M, there was a lot of chatter about A&M not getting invited to the tournament 54 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,040 this year. 55 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,840 Did they win their conference? 56 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,640 They went to the championship and lost in the championship. 57 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,980 They lost to Arkansas? 58 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,440 They lost to Tennessee. 59 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:47,240 It would seem like you would want the top four to go. 60 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,080 Or is it just not enough? 61 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,920 That was just of that conference. 62 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,120 But it's still the SEC conference. 63 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,520 It wasn't a slouch conference. 64 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:59,120 Anyway, there was a lot of chatter about it being basically total garbage. 65 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:03,480 But if Duke lost their championship, they would be in. 66 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,480 That's right. 67 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,120 Or North Carolina, the blue ones of college basketball. 68 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,480 Like I said, you don't have to win your championship. 69 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,400 You just have to be a heavy hitter. 70 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,400 So it's all about money. 71 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,400 Unless your record is crap. 72 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,360 I think that's most of it. 73 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,440 But you have to be ranked, which means you have a good record. 74 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:22,200 There was some team, I don't want to pretend I'm authority on this at all, but you guys 75 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:27,280 had mentioned there was some team that wasn't even supposed to make it, beat a big time 76 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,280 league. 77 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,280 You mentioned on Saturday. 78 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,600 OK, so St. Peter's, a small school, I don't even know where it is. 79 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,600 Do you know? 80 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,600 I have no idea. 81 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:41,000 Anyway, so they were the first 15th seed to ever make it to the Elite Eight. 82 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Or was it Sweet 16? 83 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Elite Eight. 84 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,560 Elite Eight, yeah, because who beat them? 85 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,560 North Carolina. 86 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,560 North Carolina beat them. 87 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,680 They're in the Final Four. 88 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,120 But they beat a couple good teams to get there. 89 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,120 They won two games. 90 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,320 They won two games deep in the... 91 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:00,200 So they're like 32 teams on either side? 92 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,200 64 total. 93 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,200 So you have 31 each side. 94 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,200 32 and 32. 95 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,160 And how fast does that 32 go? 96 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,920 Like the first round, they play 32 games in a day? 97 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,160 That's why they call it March Madness. 98 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,160 They rip through it, man. 99 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,160 They start on Thursday. 100 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,160 It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, right? 101 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,960 And that's to get through two rounds. 102 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,760 So there's like 15 games a day. 103 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,760 Oh, it's nuts. 104 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,760 Oh yeah, it's crazy. 105 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,760 15 games a day. 106 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,680 So everyone's just kind of like just checking them off the list. 107 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,320 And that's where the March Madness numbers come in where you pick the brackets and you're 108 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,000 trying to figure out where it gets on. 109 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,800 Put in five bucks and see if you can... 110 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:36,200 I would say there's probably, from the standpoint of like, I don't know if it's betting, but 111 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:40,960 you know, filling out brackets and like seeing if you've got the right bracket, that is the 112 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,220 biggest... 113 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:44,400 That tournament is the biggest of that type of thing. 114 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,840 I think the reason I never didn't pay attention this year is this was the first year I didn't 115 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:48,840 do a bracket. 116 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,840 Right. 117 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:50,840 I didn't do it. 118 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:51,840 So I was just like... 119 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,840 So you were kind of... 120 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:56,360 And my teams that I root for, Cincinnati and Xavier, and Ohio University, were not in it. 121 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,360 Right. 122 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,760 So they got out and I wasn't interested. 123 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,480 And maybe that's why I didn't do a bracket. 124 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,920 I don't even know, was Ohio State in it? 125 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,160 Did they lose pretty early? 126 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,160 I don't know. 127 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,160 I don't know. 128 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,160 They're up and down. 129 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,400 Yeah, it wasn't like we were all over it, but I will tell you, we watched a couple games 130 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,960 and I mean, when my wife... 131 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:13,960 They're always exciting. 132 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:14,960 Yeah. 133 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,160 When my wife's screaming at the TV for a college basketball game, I'm like, okay, it's... 134 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,160 Was that the women's college basketball? 135 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,160 No, it was not. 136 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,160 It was actually... 137 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,160 What was that final score? 138 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,160 Like 80 to two? 139 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,160 Oh my God. 140 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,160 That was so bad. 141 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,160 So bad. 142 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,160 So is it over? 143 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,160 Oh, no, no, no, no. 144 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,160 It's final four. 145 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,160 Final four now. 146 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,160 Final four now. 147 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,160 Right? 148 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,160 Yeah. 149 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,160 So it's what? 150 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,160 Duke, North Carolina... 151 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,160 Villanova. 152 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,160 Villanova. 153 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,160 To Kansas. 154 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,160 Is it Kansas? 155 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,160 Yeah. 156 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,160 Kansas is the other one. 157 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,160 It's probably there. 158 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,160 Oh yeah. 159 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,160 Powerhouse. 160 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,160 Yeah. 161 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,160 Powerhouse programs. 162 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,520 Just like football, you got Alabama, Ohio State, you know, those guys, Michigan, the 163 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:56,760 big guys that are always there, Clemson, here lately. 164 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:57,760 Basketball's the same way. 165 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:58,760 Mm-hmm. 166 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,760 Sure. 167 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:05,880 And you'll have ones every now and then like, UConn will pop up and make a run for it and... 168 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,760 What the hell's the private school that does well, Gonzaga? 169 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:10,760 Oh yeah. 170 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:15,920 I mean, there's a number of teams that can make a run in any given year. 171 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,000 But yeah, it is exciting. 172 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,400 So yeah, so final four is, I guess, this weekend, right? 173 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,400 Yeah, I believe so. 174 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,400 See, I haven't watched... 175 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,400 That's interesting. 176 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,600 So I wouldn't mind watching the final four. 177 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,200 Yeah, well, it's coming up. 178 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,000 And tonight, the NIT final four has started. 179 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,400 I know that A&M is playing tonight. 180 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,400 Oh, that's interesting. 181 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,400 Oh, they're in the final? 182 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,400 They're in the final four. 183 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,400 Nice. 184 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,400 Yeah. 185 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,400 So NIT is basically like the... 186 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,400 People that didn't make it. 187 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,320 People that didn't make it or what do they call that? 188 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,320 They've got different leagues of baseball. 189 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,320 Minor leagues. 190 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,320 Right. 191 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,320 So the NIT is kind of like the minor leagues? 192 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,240 Yeah, apparently the nickname for NIT, and I don't even know what it really stands for, 193 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,480 but they say it, not in tournament. 194 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,320 They're dogging the teams that didn't make the real tournament. 195 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,520 Well, it's not a very attractive acronym, in my opinion. 196 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,320 Yeah, I don't know what it is. 197 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,320 Is it national... 198 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,320 Is it short for nitwit? 199 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,320 I mean, I don't even know what it stands for. 200 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,320 Not in tournament. 201 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,040 I mean, there's all kinds of negatives that you can pull out of that right away. 202 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,040 I would have like... 203 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,040 Well, not in... 204 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,040 Oh, he's here. 205 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,600 So the final four, what you guys were just talking about. 206 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,600 Yeah. 207 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,400 I like Duke is normally like... 208 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,520 Well, hold on a second. 209 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,520 We got a guest. 210 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,520 Yes, we do. 211 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,520 We got a guest. 212 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,520 We forgot to tell him. 213 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,520 He showed up a little late, and now he's... 214 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,520 He's sparring a bourbon. 215 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,520 What is that bourbon? 216 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,520 No, that's right. 217 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:25,520 We didn't even talk about the bourbon yet. 218 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,200 He jumped right into March Madness. 219 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,200 Yeah, we sure did. 220 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,560 All right, so this is a repeat guest, Rob. 221 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,560 Thanks for joining us again. 222 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,160 Well, you're very welcome. 223 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,160 Thanks for having me. 224 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,160 Yeah, all right. 225 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,600 So he liked it so much the last time that he agreed to come back. 226 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,440 I don't think we've had that before, have we? 227 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,400 No, and he's not a ship face this time. 228 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,400 Oh, whatever. 229 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,400 Not yet. 230 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,400 Not yet, anyway. 231 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,360 Wait till we get to the powerful bourbons. 232 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:52,160 Well, we had to discuss the contract first and everything, or no? 233 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,280 Yeah, maybe. 234 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,280 More liability. 235 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,280 Yeah. 236 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,280 All right, so you've got the bottle down there, Rob. 237 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,360 Why don't you tell us what we're drinking real quick? 238 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:04,280 We are drinking Wilderness Creek, Kentucky straight bourbon. 239 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,000 All right. 240 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,480 100 proof. 241 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,480 Bottled in bond. 242 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,480 Bottled in bond. 243 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,560 Yes, bottled in bond. 244 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,560 Very nice. 245 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:18,280 So the details are up on the screen here, and it's the mash bill, which we were kind 246 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,360 of surprised at because we hadn't had one of these in a while. 247 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,360 It's a weeder. 248 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,920 64% corn, 24% wheat, and 12% malted barley. 249 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:26,920 So no rye. 250 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:27,920 No rye. 251 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,000 So have we seen a mash bill that's had wheat and rye? 252 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Is that a thing? 253 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 The four grain, right? 254 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Oh, a four grain. 255 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Yeah, well. 256 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,960 So it means to be a four grain, or is it two different types of corn, two different types 257 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:38,960 of wheat? 258 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,920 I think you're saying within the same mash bill, a four grain is like four separate bourbons 259 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,040 with four different mash bills, right? 260 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,040 No. 261 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,040 That's not four grain? 262 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,720 It's made out of four grains. 263 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:48,720 All four. 264 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,720 So just a balance of it. 265 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:50,720 Four distinct grains. 266 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,720 That's what I would think. 267 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,200 Corn, wheat, rye, and barley. 268 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,200 Right. 269 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,200 Nice. 270 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,200 Okay. 271 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,840 I'm not sure I ever put two and two together on that. 272 00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,840 I didn't either. 273 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,840 To make it four. 274 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,840 I was thinking mash bill four. 275 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,160 I was thinking the whole time that it wasn't four grains. 276 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,960 I thought it was four like strains of mash bill. 277 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:07,960 Like a blend. 278 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:08,960 Yeah. 279 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,040 Well, I mean, I'll tell you, when I first tasted this, the first thing I was like, this 280 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,760 is really smooth. 281 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,720 It's really easy to drink. 282 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,720 It doesn't kick your ass. 283 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,720 Even though it's a hunter proof, it doesn't bite you. 284 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,880 No, there's no bite at all. 285 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:30,360 I'm finding that the more we're becoming alcoholics, the easier it is to taste the rye and enjoy 286 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,360 it. 287 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,360 Right. 288 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,360 And we're actually enjoying some of the rye. 289 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,840 So we haven't done a wheat in so long. 290 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:44,000 To go back to the wheat, which was our original, the smoothest is crazy because it is so easy 291 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 to drink. 292 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Yeah. 293 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Like that life cereal one. 294 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 No. 295 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 No. 296 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 That was so yummy. 297 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 I thought it was good. 298 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 You guys all complain. 299 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,440 We'll get that out and see if you like it. 300 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,320 Yeah, the Texas giant, you can have it. 301 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,320 That's what it was, right? 302 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,320 Giant 95. 303 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,320 Giant 95. 304 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,320 We got giant 95. 305 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,320 Very harsh. 306 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,320 You guys, not the burger. 307 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,600 We'll have to try it again, but it was like eating a hunk of yeast. 308 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,600 Yeah. 309 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,600 Mikey wouldn't have liked it. 310 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,600 I don't think he really not. 311 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,600 Paul does not. 312 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,600 Paulito liked it. 313 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,600 Paulito liked it. 314 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,600 That's all right. 315 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,600 Baul. 316 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,600 All right. 317 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,600 So this has been aged five plus years. 318 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,600 That's impressive, right? 319 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,600 Yeah. 320 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,600 Yeah, actually it is. 321 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,600 How much is this? 322 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,600 It's a nice price point. 323 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,600 What is the price point? 324 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,600 It was 50 bucks. 325 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,600 Oh. 326 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,600 Yeah. 327 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,600 So I would say two thumbs up. 328 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,280 Maybe we should start doing like out of five stars. 329 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,360 Like how many stars would we give it? 330 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,360 I'd give it three and a half. 331 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,360 I'd give it a four. 332 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,360 I like it. 333 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,360 It's smooth. 334 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,840 It's got sweetness at the front. 335 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:40,920 It's got enough of the spice going down at the back. 336 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:41,920 Got a four here. 337 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:42,920 What do you think, Rob? 338 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,920 What did you put it at? 339 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,920 I think 3.8. 340 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:45,920 Oh, yeah. 341 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,920 I'm about three and a half. 342 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:47,920 Pretty detailed. 343 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:48,920 Yeah, that's where I'm at. 344 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:49,920 All right. 345 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,920 So it's not bad. 346 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,920 I'd say it's a winner. 347 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,920 So we all liked it. 348 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,920 It's about a B. Very nice. 349 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920 All right. 350 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,080 So getting back to the tournament we were talking about, that's the exciting thing happening 351 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,080 in sports right now, Rob. 352 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,520 I don't know if you have been following the tournament at all. 353 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,520 Tournament? 354 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,000 The women's NCAA tournament? 355 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,040 No, the women's swimming. 356 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,040 Is it Mia Thomas? 357 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,040 What's her name? 358 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,040 It's Leah. 359 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,040 We'll get to that later. 360 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,240 Don't even start with that really. 361 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,000 I was thinking Javelin, but yeah, you're right. 362 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 It might be swimming. 363 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Anyway, she got a boob job. 364 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Who? 365 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Leah did? 366 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Yeah. 367 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 I don't know. 368 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I don't know. 369 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 He got a boob job? 370 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 No, it's a she. 371 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,640 I thought she had one at the last meet. 372 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,920 No, a boob job. 373 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,040 Seems to me it looked a little... 374 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,040 In between meets? 375 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,040 Just one. 376 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,880 Now, what are you talking about now? 377 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,880 Okay. 378 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,880 Wow. 379 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,880 Anyway, yeah, back to basketball. 380 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:49,040 I was going to say, have you been watching the tournament at all or no? 381 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,040 Yes. 382 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,040 Who are you following right now? 383 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:55,000 Do you have a horse in the race or no? 384 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,840 No, out of the final four, I do not. 385 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:03,200 I tend to dislike the ACC, so Duke and North Carolina, right? 386 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,160 They're playing each other, so that's good. 387 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,840 One of them will be eliminated, but I want the other one to lose. 388 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,640 I don't really like Kansas either. 389 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,040 Yeah, I don't have... 390 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,680 So you're all for Villanova then? 391 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,680 Villanova, I love... 392 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,880 I'm a big East guy, an old big East guy. 393 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,880 Where is Villanova? 394 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,880 Villanova, Yukon. 395 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,880 Where is Villanova? 396 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,880 Do you know? 397 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,880 Philadelphia. 398 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,880 Philadelphia. 399 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,880 Okay. 400 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:24,880 That's one of those... 401 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,880 That's one of those... 402 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,880 That's brotherly love. 403 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,880 I don't know where they're at, right? 404 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,880 I don't know where any of them are. 405 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,880 Villanova. 406 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,880 Temple. 407 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,320 It's very rare for me to know exactly where the teams are, and then when I find out... 408 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,320 St. Joseph. 409 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,320 I didn't know they were there. 410 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,320 Like Notre Dame. 411 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,320 I have no idea what Notre Dame is, right? 412 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,320 Notre Dame. 413 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,280 I think St. Joseph is in Philadelphia too, if I remember correctly. 414 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,280 Yeah. 415 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,280 I don't know. 416 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,560 Yeah, what's the one in New Orleans, the Green Wave? 417 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,560 Tulane? 418 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,560 Tulane. 419 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,560 Yeah, that's another one. 420 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,560 I don't know where it's at now. 421 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,560 Tulane is in New Orleans? 422 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,560 Yes. 423 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,560 I had no idea. 424 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,560 That's the thing. 425 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,560 I have no idea where any of these colleges are. 426 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,560 That's kind of cool though. 427 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,040 I have a friend of mine that went to grad school at Tulane. 428 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,040 He enjoyed it. 429 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,040 Nice. 430 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,040 What about Rice? 431 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,040 Houston. 432 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,120 I know Rice is in South Houston. 433 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,120 What about it? 434 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,120 Where is that? 435 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,120 South Houston. 436 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,120 South Houston? 437 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,120 I think so. 438 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,240 I don't know. 439 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,720 Is it not? 440 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,200 It's in Houston, I would say that. 441 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,200 I don't know anymore. 442 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,200 It's on the southern part of Houston, I think. 443 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,200 I don't know. 444 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,200 It's definitely in Texas. 445 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,480 We're getting away from the basketball tournament with that, talking about Rice. 446 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,160 I think it's run its course. 447 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,600 We kind of established that it's kind of the exciting thing that's going on right now. 448 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:38,360 We were also talking about how NCAA versus the NIT and sharing with... 449 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,360 Yeah. 450 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,880 The NIT is basically the secondary or the minor leagues. 451 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,680 The runner-up, not in tournament. 452 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,720 What does NIT actually stand for? 453 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,720 National Invitational Tournament. 454 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,720 Look at you, man. 455 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,720 Look at that. 456 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,660 You can throw it out all sorts of sports trivia over here. 457 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:54,840 Look up St. Bonamantra. 458 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,840 That's my alma mater. 459 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,840 They were in the NIT and they were doing pretty well. 460 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,800 I don't know what they did this past weekend, though. 461 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,840 Well, I know the Aggies are playing tonight. 462 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,840 They're in the Final Four. 463 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,840 Are they? 464 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,840 Yeah. 465 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840 And they're playing tonight. 466 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,840 You might play right now. 467 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,840 Okay. 468 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,560 St. Bonaventure might have played them. 469 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,600 I know Bonaventure won the first couple of games, but I'm not sure what happened after 470 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,600 that. 471 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:20,440 They have to go back and hit news. 472 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:24,680 Small university, upstate New York, south of Buffalo. 473 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,320 Oh, they're playing Xavier? 474 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,480 Yeah, they're playing Xavier and they're down by 10 points. 475 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:38,560 Xavier Musketeers head back to Madison Square Garden for NIT Semifinals versus St. Bonaventure. 476 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,480 Both of them were or are in the Atlantic 10, Xavier and St. Bonaventure. 477 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,480 Xavier's another one. 478 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,600 Do you know where Xavier's at? 479 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 I do not. 480 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 I told you I don't know where any of them are. 481 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600 Cincinnati. 482 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,600 It's like two miles from Cincinnati, from University of Cincinnati. 483 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,600 Do you ever go there? 484 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,080 Yeah, I've been to some games there. 485 00:14:55,080 --> 00:15:00,800 They have the Crosstown shootout between the Cincinnati Bearcats and the Xavier Musketeers 486 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,320 or whatever they're called. 487 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,120 Those are always big because they're two miles apart. 488 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,120 Yeah, big rivalries. 489 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,400 Yeah, the basketball's a huge rivalry and it's always fun. 490 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,400 Oh, I'm sure. 491 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,400 All right, so. 492 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,400 I wouldn't mind going on a college game. 493 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,720 A&M's playing Washington State, Rob. 494 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:20,200 Washington State and that is later today after the Bonaventure game. 495 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,200 Okay. 496 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,400 So where is Washington State? 497 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:29,440 Washington State, I believe, is in Tacoma, Virginia, Fairfax. 498 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,920 Good big. 499 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,920 Okay. 500 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,920 So is George Washington. 501 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,720 So are the tickets, when you want to go buy, are these tickets comparable to like NFL tickets? 502 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,720 Yes, especially the Final Four. 503 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,720 In the NCAA or the NIT? 504 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,720 Oh, either. 505 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,720 Yes, well, NIT. 506 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:47,800 NIT, no, but I don't know, actually, but the main tournament? 507 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,800 Oh my God, they are ridiculous. 508 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,800 It's expensive. 509 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,240 They had one of the few rounds they had here. 510 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,240 Fort Worth this year. 511 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,240 Oh, it was here this year. 512 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,240 Okay. 513 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,240 They had some games here. 514 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:01,080 Yeah, they looked it up and it was like, we should all go. 515 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,080 And I was like, 400 bucks a ticket. 516 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,880 Well, there was a couple of pretty big upsets in Fort Worth. 517 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,440 You know, those 12 versus five seeds or something. 518 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,840 I think there was at least one, if not two of those. 519 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,840 Yeah. 520 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,840 Or something similar. 521 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,440 Yeah, it would have been fun to watch. 522 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,160 Yeah, it would be. 523 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,160 Yeah. 524 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:27,840 But it's not unusual to have at least the first round in somewhere around DFW anyway. 525 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:32,480 You know, actually, after I paid so much for those Dallas Cowboy tickets, 400 bucks is 526 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,480 nothing. 527 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,480 Like for the memory, you mean? 528 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,480 Well, I mean. 529 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,480 The good memory you have of the post game. 530 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,480 Or the lighter wallet. 531 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,480 I enjoyed it. 532 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,480 I have a great memory of it. 533 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,480 You know. 534 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,480 With the bail. 535 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,480 To a certain point. 536 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,480 When you got bailed out that time. 537 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,960 I dwarfed how much you spent for the ticket, didn't I? 538 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 What do you mean? 539 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960 What? 540 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,960 A jail? 541 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:50,960 Or what do you mean? 542 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,960 Yeah. 543 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960 The post game festivities. 544 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:53,960 Oh, Lord. 545 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,440 I don't want to talk about that so much. 546 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,400 But you know, before the experience before I like to, I don't know how much I forgot 547 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,400 how much I paid for the tickets, honestly. 548 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,320 It was 800 bucks a ticket. 549 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320 Was 800? 550 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,320 No, it was not. 551 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,320 Are you kidding? 552 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,600 It was something ridiculous like that. 553 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,400 In fact, I think it was more. 554 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,560 Oh, I don't know. 555 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,560 I think it was more. 556 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,560 You told me it was your wife know that. 557 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,560 It's OK. 558 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,920 She doesn't listen to the podcast. 559 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,720 No, she she does know I spent a lot of money. 560 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,840 I forgot actually how much it was. 561 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,840 Maybe it was 800. 562 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:23,840 No, no. 563 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,840 Austin was your driver. 564 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:25,840 Who'd you take? 565 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,840 Oh, you took. 566 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:27,840 OK. 567 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,840 No, Austin drove our producer drove us down there. 568 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,840 Save. 569 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,840 We saved money from driving down there. 570 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,840 There you go. 571 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:39,120 And then we took a bottle of bourbon and we I had already pre filled these plastic, you 572 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,320 know, those ladders, these bladders that are designed for booze. 573 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,760 Take a plastic flask. 574 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,760 Yeah. 575 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,760 So essentially. 576 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,880 And you put it right in your front pocket. 577 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,480 It's so I'm not it's like 10 ounces of bourbon in each one. 578 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,480 So I filled up. 579 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,960 I don't know how many people were there. 580 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,960 80 of them. 581 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,160 There's four people with us. 582 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,080 So we had four, you know, four there. 583 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,080 Everyone got one. 584 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080 We did it. 585 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,960 We did a big ass double shot before we went into the game. 586 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,320 I mean, it's fantastic. 587 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,320 We got to the seat. 588 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,840 I ordered a big large coke, dumped the whole thing in there. 589 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,840 Nice. 590 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,840 That's not true. 591 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,840 Dumped half in. 592 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,040 And then I started drinking more and then I dumped the rest of it in there. 593 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:18,200 And by the time I finished that, I like the third quarter, I was snookered. 594 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200 Yeah, I bet. 595 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,200 And you're like, you're like, are we winning? 596 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,200 Yeah. 597 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,200 No idea. 598 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:29,040 I think because we had a lunch before we we went to the game on purpose, you know, so 599 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,040 we had a big lunch. 600 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,040 So I didn't start to really get munchies or anything like that to like, you know, well, 601 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,880 it to like the halftime third quarter. 602 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,200 And then I finally went and got out ventured out there. 603 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,600 He stood up and he was like, holy shit. 604 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600 Yeah. 605 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,600 Stumbled around the concourse. 606 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:50,160 And then we went into like the main area and I bought like four beers and three shots of 607 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,520 tequila and was like, that'll be one hundred and ten dollars. 608 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,480 I was like, oh, my God. 609 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,480 Sure. 610 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,640 I mean, I don't remember exactly how much it was. 611 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,680 You just go, I'll take a very reasonable. 612 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,320 That's a very realistic number. 613 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,360 It was it was an outrageous number for what I purchased. 614 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,520 And I was like, fuck it. 615 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,520 Yeah. 616 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,480 I was in a sporting event with my father in law, he he insists on, you know, getting double 617 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,480 everything. 618 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,440 It's thirty four bucks a pop. 619 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,560 Well, every drink, every double drink, which is not which is not big. 620 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,880 I mean, we're talking just, you know, they're not big. 621 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:25,880 Right. 622 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,880 Thirty four dollars a pop. 623 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,880 And it's hard. 624 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,000 Well, it's only it's only double of one ingredient. 625 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Right. 626 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Yeah. 627 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Right. 628 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Not not both. 629 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,960 I mean, it's two shots of Bacardi and a splash of Diet Coke. 630 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,520 And I guess that's it. 631 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,520 Thirty four bucks. 632 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,520 Yeah. 633 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,520 It's hard to stomach. 634 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,160 Like whenever you're buying a drink and you know that you can buy almost two bottles of 635 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,560 that in the store for the one drink you just had, it's like when we were bar hopping in 636 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,640 Vegas, I I it was hard for me to stomach every single drink. 637 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,200 And I'm talking little drinks. 638 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,040 They were yeah, they were 20 bucks a piece. 639 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,440 I will move forward for the rest of my life. 640 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:03,720 I will make taking bladders into these little things. 641 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,720 I don't care, man. 642 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,960 I mean, look, these things are small. 643 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,320 They fit in your front pocket. 644 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,520 It's not like you're carrying something huge. 645 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:15,640 And well, we brought the big one into the bar the first time we tried to do this. 646 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,640 We brought in. 647 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,400 It's so they called it. 648 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,400 What was it called? 649 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,400 Smuggler's Delight. 650 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,560 Yeah, it was called the Smuggler's Delight, the little packet. 651 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,040 And it was it was like a body suit. 652 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,240 It was it was a large bladder. 653 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:31,440 It was like the things they shove up your ass kind of bladder, you know, to clean you 654 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,440 out. 655 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,960 It probably fit about. 656 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,960 I don't want to lie. 657 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,080 It was at least a bottle of wine, probably a full bottle of booze, if not almost a whole 658 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,080 bottle of booze. 659 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,080 And they're like peach. 660 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,740 So it was filled up and I brought it was wintertime outside. 661 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,220 So I brought it in my jacket. 662 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,220 No problem. 663 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,100 Stuck it in there, sat on the chair. 664 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,440 Where are you sneaking it into? 665 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,500 This was up at the bar up the street. 666 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,360 It was not Coach Joe's, the Rebel. 667 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,920 And it was I mean, so we ordered these drinks, right? 668 00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,920 Just these drinks. 669 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,160 That's not even expensive drinks there. 670 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,000 No, but it was wrong with you guys. 671 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 It was a challenge. 672 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000 It was an experiment. 673 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 They did. 674 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Did anybody try to frisk your bladder? 675 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 They did. 676 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,800 So when you buy the bladder, it comes like in a four pack or a five pack and you get 677 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,520 one big bladder and then three or four smaller ones. 678 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,000 Well, the we only filled up the smaller ones at first. 679 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,520 So when you pop the top on the small ones, there's some resistance. 680 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,000 You have to like press it in order for it to shoot out. 681 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 All right. 682 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,360 So that sounds fun. 683 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,760 Well, like milking the cow. 684 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,440 It's kind of a controllable. 685 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,440 It's it's it's safer, in other words. 686 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,720 So it's not going to shoot out. 687 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,720 There's no there's no leakage. 688 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,360 This is you don't need to or something like that. 689 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,360 Yeah, there's no leakage. 690 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:49,000 But the large one didn't have that safety feature. 691 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:56,320 So so I had the large one and it was aimed down and then it was I had my glass and you 692 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,040 know, I imagine there's a full bar. 693 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,040 We're right in the middle of it. 694 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,040 Down. 695 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,040 Try to be sly. 696 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,040 I popped it upside down. 697 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,200 You're in like this wasn't the rail yard. 698 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,200 You're like, no, this is not a bar. 699 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,200 This is Joe or something. 700 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,080 Well, I pop the top off. 701 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,440 It doesn't have the safety feature where you have to apply pressure for it to shoot out. 702 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,440 You're doing this in the corner. 703 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:22,440 So as soon as I sprained the waitress, I've got top off. 704 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,440 No, I'm not. 705 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,440 Dude, it was like I was coordinating. 706 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,560 It was like it was like your index finger worth of. 707 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,480 Well, it was like the size of a pencil. 708 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,560 Like shot out like 10 feet. 709 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,720 And then you're like you jam your thumb over it and you start squirting out the size because 710 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,760 you have to. 711 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,200 It's got this bladder. 712 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,880 It's all flopping in your hand. 713 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,440 It's a little thing like a like a sports drink kind of tap. 714 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,160 You got to kind of close it. 715 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,380 So I'm jumbling with it. 716 00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:49,380 It's all over. 717 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:52,160 It's a screw and the whole floor smells like bourbon. 718 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:56,640 So people are walking by and they're like, what the? 719 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,720 It's better than some other smell. 720 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,360 They thought you probably did at first. 721 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,800 Anyways, that was a bad experience. 722 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,560 You live and learn. 723 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,920 It's unnecessary to carry in a gallon of in a bladder. 724 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,280 It's just this is so what do you use that? 725 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,400 What do you use that big bladder for now? 726 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,560 If we try to pull or something. 727 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,120 I think you took it to the movies and left it there. 728 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,840 I have one more in my I just buy it. 729 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,520 He left it by mistake. 730 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,520 Yeah. 731 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,520 Oh, wow. 732 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,520 You must have drank the whole bladder. 733 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,520 Well, you were with me. 734 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,320 Was that Midway? 735 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,800 Was that Evan Williams? 736 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,760 Oh, my God. 737 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,760 You remember? 738 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,160 OK, no, I don't. 739 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,560 But I didn't hear the part where you left your bladder there. 740 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,520 Well, the more it more ways I won. 741 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,520 Yeah, seriously. 742 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,640 The only focus of that night was what happened. 743 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,020 Bad things happened to me. 744 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,840 Not you or anybody else. 745 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,480 Nothing bad happened to me except getting thrown out of the bar because of you. 746 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,480 I'm hearing impaired. 747 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,480 That's the first time I was loud. 748 00:23:54,480 --> 00:24:00,240 I didn't know how I would have been approached were they like, sir, if your friend doesn't 749 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,760 calm down, you guys are going to have to leave. 750 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,760 Paul's all hyped up. 751 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,040 I was like, he's out of his frickin mind. 752 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,560 I'm talking about we were talking about politics and I'm hearing impaired. 753 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,920 I don't know how loud I am. 754 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920 And you had a bladder. 755 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,920 Well, it's not a complaint. 756 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:14,920 No, no, that was Sean. 757 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,920 I wouldn't face. 758 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,920 Yeah, we were. 759 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:17,920 We were. 760 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,920 Yeah, we were. 761 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920 Dude, I was. 762 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,240 But I can remember the bar. 763 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,240 I love my phone. 764 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,720 I have to work. 765 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:29,200 Well, to protect the innocent, I don't think you should reveal that. 766 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,200 Thank you. 767 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,200 Thank you. 768 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,120 If there was any innocence on advice anyway, but on advice of counsel, I declined the decline 769 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,120 to answer. 770 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,120 All right. 771 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:42,640 And so the producer pulled up a variety of these these plastic vessels. 772 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,640 Looks like. 773 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,640 Yeah. 774 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,200 Well, it has a pop top like that. 775 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,200 Yeah. 776 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,200 Yeah. 777 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200 It just unscrews. 778 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,640 You have to massage it first or something. 779 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,160 If you're going camping, it works pretty well. 780 00:24:55,160 --> 00:25:00,760 I mean, if you're if you're trying to sneak a poor side of a bar, it's kind of cumbersome, 781 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,760 you know. 782 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,920 So like the waitress were walking by and she saw you doing that. 783 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,920 Yes. 784 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,480 So you think she would just have ignored it or would she have walked by and said, sir, 785 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,480 you need to. 786 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,600 I would have told her manager and then the manager would have walked over and said, you 787 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,600 need to leave. 788 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,600 Probably. 789 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,600 Probably. 790 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,600 That what you think would have happened. 791 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,600 I would have left. 792 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600 I don't care. 793 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,320 But we made it even worse. 794 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:26,840 So Jeff and I have these two drinks loaded with bourbon and the ice is melted. 795 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,080 So now, now it's miserable. 796 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,080 I even put ice in it. 797 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:35,240 And then we had like a Coke and it was kind of like it was kind of a Coke bourbon and 798 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,360 it was way too strong. 799 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,640 It wasn't even enjoyable. 800 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,640 Oh, no. 801 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,840 And the whole area just smelled of bourbon. 802 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,560 The band that opened up was like a 90s band. 803 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,320 They played all kinds of stuff like Stone Temple Pilots. 804 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:54,960 And then at a certain time, the band stayed, but they had a few players exchange like the 805 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,320 singers left and then all and then a bunch of people left. 806 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,400 And then Jeff and I just sit in there. 807 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:06,400 Next thing you know, it the tribute to the heart band just showed up. 808 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,760 You've got Joan Jett and heart and there's we know some people left. 809 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:15,240 Well, the only people left were like these couples and so you're Jeff and I. 810 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,520 And then there's like little husband and wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriend, girlfriend 811 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,120 and then Jeff and I sit in there. 812 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,120 You're completely ship based. 813 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:27,040 And someone's like freaking the heart songs, you know, the love songs. 814 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,640 And you were yell singing together. 815 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,640 Yeah. 816 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:35,880 It was a comfortable evening. 817 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,000 This one was at, this one was at. 818 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,400 I can't see that going on there. 819 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,400 The rebel. 820 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,400 What was it? 821 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,400 It was before whatever. 822 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,400 Oh, the rebel. 823 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,400 The Grovers. 824 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,440 Yeah, Grovers, which used to be Coach Joe's, right? 825 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,440 Originally. 826 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,760 I like Coach Joe's a lot. 827 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,000 Although rebel, it's been the rebel the longest of anything. 828 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 It still is. 829 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,120 It's still the rebel. 830 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,880 It's interesting dynamic over there. 831 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,320 It's a beautiful location. 832 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,320 I mean, it's a great location. 833 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:07,280 I mean, I was saying that the actual establishment, like it's nice and roomy and they've got like 834 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280 a bar. 835 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,400 Yeah, they have a backside bar. 836 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,200 And then you got the issue of the fiscal laws. 837 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,560 Do we have a 50-50 rule? 838 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,400 I don't know what the problem is with that place. 839 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,400 I don't know. 840 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,400 It doesn't seem to do well. 841 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,480 No, well, that's because I think they have to, there's a balance. 842 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,200 I don't know if it's 50-50, 60-40. 843 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,200 Right, food, food. 844 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,200 Food, it does. 845 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,560 Yeah, because it's not very conducive for, I mean, I wouldn't, hey, where you guys going 846 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,560 to go eat? 847 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,000 I want to go eat at that place. 848 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 It's a bar. 849 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 I mean, it stinks like a bar. 850 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:40,240 Coach Joe's was probably the most restaurant. 851 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,520 That's mostly what it was restaurant. 852 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,040 Lots of teams went there after playing like baseball games. 853 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:52,520 Well, but they had, you show up and they've got like menus and it's not, I mean, they 854 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,320 had burgers, they had a chef. 855 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,320 Yeah, no. 856 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,000 And now it's, they got some cook in the back that's like dropping wings, you know? 857 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,360 Yeah, no, it's a bar. 858 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,280 It truly is a bar now, not a family restaurant type of deal. 859 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,560 But they've always had entertainment there. 860 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,560 Oh yeah. 861 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560 Yeah. 862 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560 Not bad. 863 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,480 One of the mill cover bands that you would expect there, really. 864 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,480 Some are pretty good. 865 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,480 Journey. 866 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:19,000 Yeah, they had some Journey covered cover band was there years ago. 867 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,440 My company used to be out there doing karaoke. 868 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,440 Really? 869 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,800 DJing and karaoke out there. 870 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,600 Yeah, why don't you still do that there? 871 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,200 Maybe you should suggest it. 872 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,200 I don't know. 873 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200 I'm done. 874 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,200 Are you done with that whole thing? 875 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,200 No. 876 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:36,000 Well, I mean, I don't know, as a business, I'll subcontract some stuff, but it's just 877 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 not worth my time. 878 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Right. 879 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000 It takes a lot of coordination. 880 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,400 It's like for one show a week per month. 881 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,760 Basically, it's like $125 a month. 882 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,040 And for what I'm like, it just isn't worth it. 883 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,040 I mean, that's one bourbon. 884 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,040 One bladder. 885 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:56,120 If you have a bunch of shows going on, then it's worth it because it's kind of a hobby 886 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,120 because you don't have to do anything. 887 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,120 You just subcontract everything. 888 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,320 Yeah, if you build up like eight teams all over the metro. 889 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,640 Now that's kind of fun a little bit, but no, I don't care. 890 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,560 But my point is, I even ran sound up there when they had the big bands play. 891 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,800 Yeah, because they had the X 32, the big soundboard, the soundboard I know how to use. 892 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,800 Yeah. 893 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:20,840 And so there was a band that went up there night shift with Anthony Nagid, the keyboard. 894 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,440 And I think I invited Jeff up there. 895 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,040 Yeah, I could come up for some reason. 896 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,040 I get something going on. 897 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,040 Oh, you didn't. 898 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,040 Who was that that was up there? 899 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,960 That wasn't me because you called and I was like, I can't make it. 900 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:30,960 I was disappointed. 901 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,960 Yeah. 902 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,160 And it wasn't Paul that he can remember. 903 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,120 Well, no, I don't get invited to stuff like that. 904 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,640 Well, it's a tier one event. 905 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,640 Yeah. 906 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,800 I think I explained the tiers to you. 907 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,200 Yeah, I kind of remember that T E T E A R S. 908 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,880 Well, that too. 909 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,400 It could be hurtful for people that are lower tiers. 910 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,760 It's a minimum of what a boat and a cabin to get tier one. 911 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,280 Was it an airplane or jet? 912 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:59,960 Yeah, the cool thing about running sound up at that bar was for this particular time was 913 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:08,840 because when I loaded in my gear, I loaded in a cooler, a cooler bench. 914 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,880 No, it's like a six pack of beer. 915 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,480 It's like some Belgium fat tire beer or something like that. 916 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,960 But it was iced and everything. 917 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,000 And every time I wanted it because they sell that was like one of the few bottles that 918 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,320 they had up there was. 919 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:24,600 So, you know, if they see me with a fat tire, they're like, well, you ordered a fire. 920 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,720 You brought a case and someone was with me up at the soundboard. 921 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,720 I don't know who it was. 922 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,720 I thought it was you. 923 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,160 It wasn't me because I can't sit at the soundboard alone. 924 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,560 I have to have companionship. 925 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,560 I'm very codependent when it comes on stuff like that. 926 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,560 You get lonely. 927 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,520 Well, it's not just that, but it's the experience of sitting up there with a live band playing 928 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,520 that's fantastic. 929 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,360 This is like when you walk up the little stairs and you're in the little elevated box. 930 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,360 Yes. 931 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,360 They don't have that anymore. 932 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,440 No, they well, it's now an office up in the front. 933 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,920 But at the time, but still it's elevated and it overlooks the front stage. 934 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,680 Well, yeah, it used to be up there. 935 00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,800 And then they dropped it down below. 936 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,200 But I've been at both of them. 937 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,200 Yeah. 938 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,200 Oh my God. 939 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,200 Of course. 940 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,480 I want I mean, who wouldn't want VIP seats? 941 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,480 Yeah, it's kind of cool. 942 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,600 You know, when you got your own beer, you're up there by yourself. 943 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,680 You're like, you got control of everything. 944 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,680 Got light controls. 945 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,680 They're nude. 946 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,680 You just are. 947 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,680 I'm not watching Twilight. 948 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,680 What the hell? 949 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,680 You were nude in the box. 950 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680 No, no, no, no. 951 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,680 There was no Twilight stuff going on. 952 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,680 Oh, yeah. 953 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,680 That's just a Jeff thing. 954 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,680 Jeff binge watched Twilight this past week. 955 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,680 I did. 956 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,680 Hey, I love my wife. 957 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,680 And apparently it was all nude. 958 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:29,680 What does that got to do with it? 959 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:36,240 And we acted out scenes. 960 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,320 They larped in Twilight outfits. 961 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,320 Great. 962 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,760 No, we didn't do any of that. 963 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,600 So have you seen the Twilight trilogy, Rob? 964 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,280 Is it actually five movies? 965 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,280 Oh, quintillogy. 966 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,280 No, it's not a word. 967 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,280 I don't know. 968 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,280 I just made it up. 969 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,280 That works. 970 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:56,560 It's the one where the vampire is and she's not a vampire. 971 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,920 Yeah, I've seen bits and pieces of who knows what. 972 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,360 Lots of teen angst. 973 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,360 Teen angst. 974 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,360 I thought you said eggs. 975 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,360 Teen eggs. 976 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,240 I was like, you get to see some of that too. 977 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,720 There's at least one egg that gets fertilized. 978 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,720 That's true. 979 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720 Jesus. 980 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,720 You know what, man? 981 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,720 Is there something else we can talk about? 982 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,720 Yeah, seriously, what are we talking about? 983 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,720 We brought up Twilight. 984 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,000 We went bladder and downhill from there. 985 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Yeah. 986 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 All right, so let's talk about what's in our... 987 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000 How do we even get on the bladder? 988 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,360 I don't know, but... 989 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,360 What is on our topic list? 990 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,360 Oh my God. 991 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,360 It's spring. 992 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,360 I'm done with NCAA. 993 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,360 I mean, look, I can only handle so much. 994 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,240 So they got the, what's it called? 995 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,200 The four pack up next, the final four. 996 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,200 Final four. 997 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,200 Is coming up this weekend. 998 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,200 And we're all rooting for Villanova. 999 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,200 I guess. 1000 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,200 I will. 1001 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,200 I will. 1002 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,200 I'm just looking forward to some good games. 1003 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,920 I mean, they have been some good games lately, so I don't know. 1004 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,440 I'm looking forward to it. 1005 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,960 I don't have that NCAA March Madness fever. 1006 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,800 I very, very seldom do. 1007 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,840 In fact, I think I've only had it a couple of times in my life. 1008 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,840 I used to have it. 1009 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,240 I don't have it like I used to. 1010 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,240 And I get that way with college football. 1011 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,240 College football. 1012 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,240 Yeah, I love the college football. 1013 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,240 Yeah. 1014 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,240 Not a big basketball fan. 1015 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,240 I'm more into college football than... 1016 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,240 But you wane on it some. 1017 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,240 You go back and forth as far as how involved you are. 1018 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,240 No, I lost interest of it. 1019 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,240 We were talking about this earlier. 1020 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,240 I lost interest. 1021 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,240 Just get burnt out. 1022 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,000 Because the kids these days don't stay in school, right? 1023 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,600 So a lot of these kids are one and done. 1024 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,960 You can't follow these teams anymore. 1025 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,600 And when I was late teens, early 20s, maybe whatever that year that was... 1026 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,600 10 years ago. 1027 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,720 Yeah, 10 years ago. 1028 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,960 When Georgetown was winning with Patrick Ewing and all those folks, right? 1029 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,960 So... 1030 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,960 That was more than 10 years ago. 1031 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,960 Yeah, that was 30 years ago. 1032 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,960 80, 20 or more. 1033 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:34,960 84, 85. 1034 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,800 I won a pool that year when Georgetown won. 1035 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,000 But you know, you could follow teams, you know, for... 1036 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,720 You seem to be the authority of some of these college games. 1037 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,720 Not a swimming pool, but a... 1038 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,720 No, no, no, no, no. 1039 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,720 Yeah, he knows his NCAA history here. 1040 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,720 Yeah, so you know, then you had the Twin Towers with Samson at Houston, right? 1041 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,720 Oh, yeah. 1042 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,720 I thought Twin Towers was like something... 1043 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,720 Olajuwon. 1044 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,440 ...Hakim Olajuwon and Ralph Samson, right? 1045 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,720 No, that would be the Rockets. 1046 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,880 Houston Rockets back-to-back championship. 1047 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,880 Was it Twin Towers, though? 1048 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,880 We were talking about Twin Towers. 1049 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,480 I thought it was like Larry Bird, somebody else. 1050 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,480 No, it wasn't the college. 1051 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,360 No, it wasn't the Celtics. 1052 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,960 That would have been Hakim Olajuwon and Rob Samson. 1053 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,960 Is that the Twin Towers? 1054 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,960 It is. 1055 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960 In basketball. 1056 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,960 Interesting. 1057 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,960 Ralph Samson. 1058 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,960 He went to Houston, did he? 1059 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960 Absolutely. 1060 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,960 Except the fact they fell, but I mean, that's... 1061 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,960 Absolutely. 1062 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,960 I thought he went to like Virginia or something like that. 1063 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,960 No, this is a pro. 1064 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,960 Twin Towers and Houston Rockets. 1065 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,960 I thought you were talking about... 1066 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,960 I think they played each other, though, during the college, didn't they? 1067 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,960 Oh, they might have. 1068 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,960 Ralph Samson was what, 7'4"? 1069 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,960 Yeah, he was tall. 1070 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,960 Yeah. 1071 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,800 But yeah, that's what I was watching it, and I lost a little contact when I first moved 1072 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,480 down here to Dallas in the early 90s. 1073 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,160 And then things changed in college basketball, where the kids are... 1074 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,160 They have the right to... 1075 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,160 All they have to do is play one year in college, and they go to the pros now. 1076 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,160 I apologize, Jeff. 1077 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,160 I want to interrupt you. 1078 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:56,160 I'm going to lower my rating on this bourbon. 1079 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,160 Why, because it's empty? 1080 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,160 No, it's more than full. 1081 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,160 I'm going to lower it to three. 1082 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,760 And here's the deal. 1083 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,760 I think it's lost some of its luster. 1084 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,760 Is it watered down, though? 1085 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,760 No, I mean, we only put one cube in there. 1086 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,760 And it was about 45 minutes old, right? 1087 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,280 Well, the cube could make a difference. 1088 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,280 Well, mine's empty. 1089 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,680 Well, the cube would make a difference, and plus I think it's just... 1090 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,680 Gyrated a little bit there. 1091 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,680 Yeah. 1092 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,680 What was up with that? 1093 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,680 That's kind of weird. 1094 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,680 Mine was fine. 1095 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,680 It's empty, so I don't know. 1096 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,680 Did your palate change? 1097 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,680 I don't know. 1098 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,960 I don't think that's what it is. 1099 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,000 I just took a poll right now, and it just didn't hit me right. 1100 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Maybe you had like a hunk of pepper in your tooth that just broke free and impacted it. 1101 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 That could be it. 1102 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 I think there's a high probability of that. 1103 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 You should have brushed or sweep. 1104 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000 All sorts of shit stuck in his teeth, I'm sure. 1105 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Yeah, and what did he eat today? 1106 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Several things could have dislodged. 1107 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000 And considering, yeah, you would know all about this, Rob. 1108 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000 All right. 1109 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Anyway, moving on. 1110 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000 It is spring. 1111 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000 It's officially spring. 1112 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Yeah, March 20th. 1113 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Is it? 1114 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 March 20th. 1115 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000 The reason I only know the start of spring is because that's my sister's birthday. 1116 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 That's the first day of spring, March 20th. 1117 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,000 I thought spring was like, it changed every year. 1118 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Well, not today. 1119 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 I'm just saying. 1120 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 It's usually the 20th or 21st, somewhere around there. 1121 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 I don't know what scientists determine that. 1122 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000 I was going to say it's wrong, but it's not. 1123 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Technically, it was spring last podcast. 1124 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 But anyway, we're talking about it. 1125 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 It's spring. 1126 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 It's fun. 1127 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 It's warming up. 1128 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Definitely warming up. 1129 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Definitely warming up. 1130 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000 We're having a few little... 1131 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Of course, the time change helped, right? 1132 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 It's lighter later. 1133 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Yep, that's nice. 1134 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Yeah. 1135 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000 And we're getting no spring storms. 1136 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 As a matter of fact, we're supposed to get one tonight. 1137 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 It was quite windy coming in here. 1138 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Oh, yeah. 1139 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Man, I'll tell you what. 1140 00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:00,000 For my job, I had to climb on a two-story roof today. 1141 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Oh, wow. 1142 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000 That's always healthy. 1143 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Smart. 1144 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Were you wearing parachute pants? 1145 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Well, thank God I wasn't. 1146 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 I'd been parasailing down the fucking street. 1147 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000 It was windier than all, man. 1148 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000 It was an easy roof. 1149 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 I mean, I don't like to climb roofs. 1150 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000 It's probably about 10% of what I do. 1151 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,000 But it was probably one of those days I probably should have said no. 1152 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Yeah, probably. 1153 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Because that wind when I got up there, I never get nervous on roofs. 1154 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I mean, what was it, 30 mile an hour gusts? 1155 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 It was enough to where it moved my fat ass. 1156 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Oh. 1157 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000 It was 110. 1158 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Was it F5? 1159 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Yeah, F4. 1160 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Full hurricane strength. 1161 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 It felt like the whole roof was moving. 1162 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 It was very seismic. 1163 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Did the roof come off with you? 1164 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 The shit started just moving. 1165 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Whatever. 1166 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Low mills. 1167 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 No, but it was really strong. 1168 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000 It was very uncomfortable. 1169 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 They come in gusts, so you never expected this. 1170 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 No. 1171 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Slams into you. 1172 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000 And in one second, I'm doing great. 1173 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 I'm like, hey, how's it going? 1174 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Yeah, which you take your guard off, right? 1175 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 If it's a constant thing, you kind of lean into it, right? 1176 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Yeah, you're kind of wandering around the roof, looking, looking, looking. 1177 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 All of a sudden, boom. 1178 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Well, to make things even more troublesome, the roofer that shows up, 1179 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:22,000 which is what they call the ladder assist, he sets his ladder up, 1180 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000 and it's one of these really lightweight aluminum ladders, extension ladders. 1181 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 It's second store, not a big deal. 1182 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:38,000 He's got it in this little nook, but the extension ladder was at its max. 1183 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Were you already on the roof? 1184 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I was already on the roof. 1185 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 So you had your own ladder. 1186 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Well, no. 1187 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I knew he was bringing a ladder. 1188 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Never. 1189 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Because I always make sure that... 1190 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 The goal is for me not to bring a ladder. 1191 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000 Because a single store, I've got this telescopic ladder. 1192 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Do you have a jet pack to get up there? 1193 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Which one needs to get up there? 1194 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 A ladder pack? 1195 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000 If the roofer's unavailable, then I will hire someone that could get me up there safely. 1196 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Sometimes it's a lift, depending if it's an apartment complex or a five-story building or something like that. 1197 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 It just depends. 1198 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000 That's smart. 1199 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000 This one, it was just the wind was so strong, it almost blew his ladder off. 1200 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000 My point is it almost blew his aluminum ladder, almost blew it down. 1201 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Because we're standing up there, we're both looking, me and the roofer, 1202 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,000 and the ladder was like, shrink, and it just hit the side because it was like in this little nook. 1203 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 And it twisted. 1204 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 And I was just like, I'm going to have to call 911 to get off this fucking roof. 1205 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Or you have to call your friend like I did. 1206 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Which was you. 1207 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Do you not remember this? 1208 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 It was not even a month ago. 1209 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Six weeks ago, maybe? 1210 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 What he's describing exactly happened. 1211 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 You should have just jumped in your pool. 1212 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 I was standing on my roof. 1213 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 I'm repairing a hole for my squirrel. 1214 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000 You could have jumped in your pool. 1215 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Did you man up and jump in your pool? 1216 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 You were trying to shoot a squirrel? 1217 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000 No, I was patching a hole where the squirrels were getting in. 1218 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000 And I'm at the front of the house, and I got on from the back side of the house. 1219 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 That's the only way you can get on. 1220 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 How were you patching it? 1221 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Well, I can tackle it. 1222 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Was this peanut butter? 1223 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Anyway, so I hear this very, very loud clatter. 1224 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 And I was like, God, what's the neighbor doing? 1225 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 What the hell is that all about? 1226 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Those new neighbors next door? 1227 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Yeah, I didn't know what was going on, but I was like, man, that was a loud clatter. 1228 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Then I go back, and I don't see the top of my ladder sticking over the gutters. 1229 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 And I'm like, oh, my God, that was my ladder. 1230 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000 I look over the edge. 1231 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Yep, sure enough, my ladder was laying on the ground. 1232 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 And I'm like, um, hmm. 1233 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000 And no one was home? 1234 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Well, no, they were. 1235 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000 To make it worse, the ladder separated or something like that. 1236 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Right. 1237 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000 So I called my wife, and my middle son's there. 1238 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 And I'm trying to guess. 1239 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000 The ladder came separated when they were trying to pick it back up. 1240 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Oh, is that what it was? 1241 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Yes. 1242 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000 And they didn't know how to put the ladder back together. 1243 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 And I was like, and it's kind of tricky. 1244 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000 I don't know if anybody's got a ladder. 1245 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000 If you've never messed with it. 1246 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 It separates. 1247 00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Well, it's an extension ladder, but if it comes out of the rungs, like it'll separate. 1248 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 And it's tricky to get it back in there. 1249 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 I got really frustrated trying to get it back in there one time. 1250 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Anyway, so I had to call my lifeline. 1251 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000 And of course, hey, what's going on, Sean? 1252 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 What are you doing? 1253 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 I'm just playing video games. 1254 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Yeah. 1255 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 What are you doing? 1256 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000 I'm on my roof. 1257 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 And my ladder blew down. 1258 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 And he's like, oh. 1259 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000 It's like the walk of shame. 1260 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Oh, yeah, totally. 1261 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000 And I was like, and then of course, it took you a sweet time to get over. 1262 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 What? 1263 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 I was there like in a second. 1264 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 He had to finish the game. 1265 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Right. 1266 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000 Right. 1267 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Anyway, and I'm just sitting on the roof waiting for Sean to come over. 1268 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Was it really delayed? 1269 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000 No. 1270 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 I thought I was over there pretty quick. 1271 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 It wasn't that bad. 1272 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 I think you did finish the game, though. 1273 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000 I did. 1274 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 I had a kill streak going. 1275 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000 It was like the final four weekends. 1276 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 I was in the math. 1277 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Yeah, right. 1278 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 You don't think you could have leapt into the pool? 1279 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Oh, hell no. 1280 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 No? 1281 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000 No. 1282 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000 It's not that far from your roof, is it? 1283 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 You got a running start. 1284 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 That's a four foot pool. 1285 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Four foot deep? 1286 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 What do you do like? 1287 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 You'd have to like slam, like belly flop it. 1288 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000 There are clowns that jump off these high rises into a bucket. 1289 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 It's a 20 foot roof for sure. 1290 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Got to be 20 feet. 1291 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Yeah, you'd have to belly flop it. 1292 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000 You think so, Sean? 1293 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 20 feet, you think? 1294 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Or is he exaggerating? 1295 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 It's two stories. 1296 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 It's around 20 feet, 22 feet. 1297 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 But you can climb down to the first story from there, right? 1298 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 There is no first story. 1299 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 It's all two stories. 1300 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Yeah. 1301 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 So. 1302 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Yeah, I wasn't anybody at the church that you could shout to or something to please help. 1303 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000 There's some crazy guy on a roof yelling at us. 1304 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Is there any alternative other than calling Sean? 1305 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 So did you take video? 1306 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000 No, I sat up there for 90 minutes before I called you. 1307 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Oh my God. 1308 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 There was no way I was going to call you, but that was my only option. 1309 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,000 And meanwhile, your wife is just sitting down outside and watching you. 1310 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000 She's watching Twilight. 1311 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000 And your son. 1312 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000 I enjoy watching Twilight. 1313 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000 I had chalk with me and I wrote on the sun panel, please help. 1314 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 SOS. 1315 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000 SOS. 1316 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000 So I'm in a flight path. 1317 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000 That would be a good excuse for work the next morning maybe. 1318 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 I'm stuck on my roof. 1319 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000 For some reason I don't recall you climbing down. 1320 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Did I leave or something? 1321 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 I climbed down. 1322 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 I mean, it's not like you put up the ladder and scampered away. 1323 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 You know, I climbed down. 1324 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Did I use my ladder or did I fix your ladder? 1325 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Yeah, you just put the ladder back up. 1326 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 OK. 1327 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Yeah. 1328 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 Because I had brought over. 1329 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 I've got. 1330 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Oh, yeah, you had somebody with you. 1331 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Who was that guy that was with you? 1332 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Like one of your daughter's boyfriends. 1333 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1334 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Leighton. 1335 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Or friend. 1336 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Friend, I should say. 1337 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Maybe. 1338 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Oh, that's how lazy I am. 1339 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Yeah, you had him do stuff. 1340 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Yeah, I'm just like. 1341 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 You get the ladder put in the trash. 1342 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Yeah, he was instructing him to do stuff. 1343 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Yeah, it was fantastic. 1344 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Put that together. 1345 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Yeah. 1346 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 What are you doing? 1347 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 My friend's on the roof. 1348 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Come on, man. 1349 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,000 I still don't have a beer. 1350 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000 I didn't have a beer up there either. 1351 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000 I'm surprised you didn't take any pictures of like, Paul peering over. 1352 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Oh, my God, that would be great. 1353 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 That would have been a dudes like us moment. 1354 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Oh, by the way, this is a Dudes Like Us show today, right? 1355 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 It is. 1356 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Hi, my name is Sean. 1357 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000 I'm Paul. 1358 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000 And I'm Jeff. 1359 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000 And we've got a special guest tonight. 1360 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 His name is Rob. 1361 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 There we go. 1362 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 We're a little late into the show. 1363 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Or Scott. 1364 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 If you haven't figured out that it's Dudes Like Us. 1365 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 What the fuck's going on with Scott? 1366 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 I hope he hears this. 1367 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000 He keeps having a work excuse. 1368 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 It's two weeks in a row, Scott. 1369 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 That's his life, his work excuses. 1370 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Yeah, we need him here. 1371 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000 He would have fun with this. 1372 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,000 It appears that he works hard, but it could be just appearances. 1373 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 It might be. 1374 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000 We have a chair. 1375 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000 We're all ready to go. 1376 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 We're all ready, man. 1377 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000 He would be a hoot, too. 1378 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,000 He would probably dominate the conversation. 1379 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000 He definitely would jump in. 1380 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000 There's no question about that. 1381 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 So what does he do for a living? 1382 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Cement? 1383 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Yes. 1384 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Is he doing concrete still? 1385 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Yeah, concrete. 1386 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000 So I know he changed jobs. 1387 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000 He's not doing the overnight cement. 1388 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 What a job that would be, right? 1389 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Would you guys want that? 1390 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000 You know how when crews are working 24-7, like overnight, and you're driving by? 1391 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,000 I mean, I'm usually never up that late anyway, but they got the lights going on. 1392 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000 And that's when dangerous stuff happens, right? 1393 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 That's when you get your shit done. 1394 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Oh, yeah, drunk people driving through it. 1395 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Yeah, some great stories. 1396 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000 I'll tell you. 1397 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 I don't think I would want that job. 1398 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Work or otherwise. 1399 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 That depends. 1400 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000 I mean, if it's your nine to five, I wouldn't want that. 1401 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000 But if it's contract, I would imagine you make... 1402 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 I mean, that's kind of hazard pay, in my opinion. 1403 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 I think you would get paid pretty well. 1404 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Yeah, that night work is hazard. 1405 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Yeah, seriously. 1406 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Anyway, I would... 1407 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Shout out to Scott. 1408 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000 We'll get him here sometime. 1409 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Yeah, no, that'd be fun. 1410 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,000 He'd be very entertaining. 1411 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000 The ratings will go up. 1412 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:48,000 He probably will insult some political figures and everything, but that's OK. 1413 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000 That's good. 1414 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000 We can get to that later, so we'll do that ourselves. 1415 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 I'm sure there's plenty of that to go around right now. 1416 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 There's lots of them. 1417 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 We got so much to talk about. 1418 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000 We got the Will Smith thing. 1419 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:01,000 We've got Joe Biden and his nonstop gaffes. 1420 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000 One after another. 1421 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Oh my... 1422 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 And you hear what Putin said today? 1423 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000 In retort to him? 1424 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000 To Biden? 1425 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Yeah. 1426 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000 OK. 1427 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000 It's just... 1428 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000 I mean, look, he's kind of... 1429 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000 We'll be watching him very closely to hear it. 1430 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000 He's going to walk us into a goddamn world war. 1431 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000 I know. 1432 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000 He needs to go, but Kamala cannot be the replacement. 1433 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Can you imagine? 1434 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000 I can't say. 1435 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,000 I mean, Tucker Carlson is talking 25th Amendment to get Biden out. 1436 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000 I'm like, are you sure you want that? 1437 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000 I mean, Harris? 1438 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Can you imagine Harris on the global stage as president? 1439 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Hold on. 1440 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Let's process this. 1441 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Let's process this. 1442 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,000 There was conversation about bringing Trump into what? 1443 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Speaker of the House. 1444 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000 That's right. 1445 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000 So, hypothetically... 1446 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,000 You'd have to impeach Kamala. 1447 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Well... 1448 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000 You would. 1449 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000 You'd have to impeach her. 1450 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 How would you get her out? 1451 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Incompetence. 1452 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Well, we're talking... 1453 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000 It's not that easy. 1454 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000 It has to be a diminished... 1455 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Can you do an M-8? 1456 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 The 25th Amendment back to back? 1457 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Where are we skipping Trump? 1458 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Let's get back to that. 1459 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Yeah, where is Trump coming into play? 1460 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 How is he getting to Speaker of the House? 1461 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000 He was nominated. 1462 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000 I mean, because Kamala is the Senate. 1463 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000 He was nominated for the Speaker of the House. 1464 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000 No, they said they were going to. 1465 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000 He was. 1466 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000 I heard he was nominated. 1467 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Hold on. 1468 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000 You have to be in Congress. 1469 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000 You have to be a member of Congress. 1470 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000 No, you don't. 1471 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000 You do not have to be a member of Congress to be nominated for Speaker of the House. 1472 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000 That cannot be true. 1473 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000 I don't believe that's correct. 1474 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Producer? 1475 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000 I wouldn't... 1476 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000 That can not be true. 1477 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000 The founding fathers... 1478 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,000 You do not have to be part of Congress to be Speaker of the House. 1479 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000 They don't get a vote. 1480 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Today's politics ignores a lot of the founding fathers stuff. 1481 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 So I wouldn't doubt it. 1482 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 All right, well, we're going to find out here. 1483 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000 Do you have to be part of... 1484 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000 You've got to be. 1485 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000 I mean, that's how it works. 1486 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,000 You know, I was thinking the same thing, but they were saying you don't have to be part 1487 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 of Congress to be Speaker of the House. 1488 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 You have to be nominated. 1489 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000 The Speaker of the House is the... 1490 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000 You're nominated. 1491 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000 That's it. 1492 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000 So Speaker of the House is the majority... 1493 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Well, it says no there, whoever that is. 1494 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 American conservative... 1495 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Okay, well, look at you. 1496 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 All right, so it says no. 1497 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Scroll down. 1498 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Donald Trump does not have to run for Congress to become Speaker of the House. 1499 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Okay. 1500 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:10,720 When Donald Trump did a radio interview, okay, conservative hosts floated the idea that Trump 1501 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,400 could run for Congress in Florida. 1502 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,000 That's so interesting, blah, blah, blah. 1503 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Republicans have the majority. 1504 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,680 It says there's no constitutional requirement for him to be an active elected official. 1505 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,000 He simply needs to be elected by a majority of current members of the House of Representatives 1506 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000 and the second in line of succession to the presidency. 1507 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Right. 1508 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Well, so he could be that like after the 2022 elections. 1509 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Well, that's what happens. 1510 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Correct. 1511 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 That's what they're talking about. 1512 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Yeah. 1513 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 It does not require the Speaker to be an incumbent member of the House of Representatives. 1514 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000 That's crazy. 1515 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000 That seems awful easy, but has that ever happened before, I wonder? 1516 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000 No. 1517 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000 But look, we're in uncharted territory right now. 1518 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000 We have no idea what the hell's going on. 1519 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,000 And frankly, I think the United States is turning on Joe Biden. 1520 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:05,000 72% of them really are nervous about his next step and his gaffes and what they're going 1521 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000 to cause. 1522 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000 72. 1523 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000 You saw that he said all these things. 1524 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 There's like three or four of them he said right in a row. 1525 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,000 And then I saw, is it Peter Ducey from Fox? 1526 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Yeah. 1527 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000 And he's like, you said this and this and this and this. 1528 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 And he's like, I never said those. 1529 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000 Yeah. 1530 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000 He's trying to do the whole that didn't happen. 1531 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Yeah. 1532 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000 He's like, I'd say that was me. 1533 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000 And then the news is like, well, here's where he said it. 1534 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Heard you talking shit to Putin. 1535 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Wasn't me. 1536 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Heard you talking shit to Putin. 1537 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000 Wasn't me. 1538 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000 It wasn't me. 1539 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000 He's a nut, man. 1540 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000 He's just not all there. 1541 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000 And then the whole talking points thing happened again today. 1542 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 Oh, his little flash card. 1543 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000 He's sitting there holding his flash card and almost showing it to the press. 1544 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000 So they zoom in on it. 1545 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Or why don't you just take a look at this? 1546 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 And it's got the questions and it's got the answers. 1547 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 And like really? 1548 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 I mean, or he's a little confused. 1549 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 If he doesn't have it, then he's lost. 1550 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000 That's right. 1551 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000 That's the whole point. 1552 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,000 And meanwhile, we're at the crux of war. 1553 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 I'm sorry. 1554 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,000 I was going to go back to the whole thing of bringing Trump into, I mean. 1555 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 I don't think it will happen. 1556 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Well, of course. 1557 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000 No, it won't. 1558 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 But you know what? 1559 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000 It's fun to think about. 1560 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000 Wouldn't that be funny? 1561 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 It'd be funny, but I don't think it will happen. 1562 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Oh, my God. 1563 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Imagine to replace Pelosi with Trump and have him get Biden out of there by 1564 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000 impeaching him for corruption and have him go to jail. 1565 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Well, we'd have to win the Senate. 1566 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Well, we're going to win the Senate. 1567 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000 That's why Trump was impeached, because we had the Senate. 1568 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000 Otherwise, Trump would have been. 1569 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000 That's why he wasn't convicted, put it that way. 1570 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 That's why he wasn't removed from office. 1571 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000 That's why he wasn't ripped off, because we had the Senate. 1572 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 He was impeached, but he wasn't removed. 1573 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000 That's ridiculous. 1574 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 Well, we have to win twice. 1575 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Wasn't he impeached twice? 1576 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000 Well, yes, but the second was complete. 1577 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 Well, the first was totally both bullshit. 1578 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Bullshit. 1579 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 So he was impeached twice. 1580 00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:00,000 And then they had to steal the election to keep him from being president. 1581 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000 How do you think he would react if he if he was president now? 1582 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000 What would what would he be doing in response to this? 1583 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,000 I don't think Putin would have done what he did in the first place. 1584 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:16,000 I think I think he I think I think Putin was Biden his time for Trump to get out of there to see what happened. 1585 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000 And then he started because he's been building his troops for a year and a half. 1586 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,000 Right. So by then, he started building his troops on the edge of Ukraine. 1587 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,000 But there's there's been some other stuff going on, too. 1588 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 I mean, Ukraine's not innocent in this whole program. 1589 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Well, no, Ukraine's not the lily flower that they were thinks they are. 1590 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Jabbin the beast. 1591 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Yeah, well, they're highly corrupt. 1592 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Yeah, the whole thing. 1593 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:42,000 I mean, the place is what it doesn't have any sovereign borders. 1594 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 You know, it does. 1595 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000 No, it does. It definitely has that. 1596 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 It's a sovereign country with borders. 1597 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000 I think it was. It is its own country. 1598 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Absolutely. I thought it was still just part of Russia. 1599 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000 No, no, that's what Russia wants it back in Russia. 1600 00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:05,000 But no, when Russia broke apart in the 90s, Ukraine was part of it just like Soviet Union, Soviet Union, just like Chechnya and Georgia and all those 1601 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000 and Belarus, Belarus. 1602 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 That was all Russia. Now there are their own countries. 1603 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:16,000 Well, as far as the Russians are concerned, it's not a sovereign country. 1604 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:26,000 It's kind of like it's kind of like the analogy you created about California trying to emancipate from the United States and then all of a sudden trying to to side with Russia. 1605 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000 And we're like, no, we're taking California back. 1606 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000 So that's how that's how Putin wants this. 1607 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000 The old Soviet Union. Right. 1608 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Put that together. That's what he wants. 1609 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 But those countries don't necessarily want that. 1610 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 And Ukraine absolutely doesn't want that. 1611 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:48,000 I think Ukraine is too corrupt for them to even have an opinion because any opinion that the Ukraine has isn't for the better of the people. 1612 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:54,000 It's for those conglomerates that are the deep, deep pockets there. 1613 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Well, I don't know. I don't know if that's true. 1614 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000 I mean, there are people that are dying to fight for their freedom. 1615 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000 It's sad because you're right. Well, it's fighting for their freedom. 1616 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000 That's people themselves. But there's people who will always do that. 1617 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000 It just sucks. The American Revolution. 1618 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,000 And we don't know what to believe. Right. They've got all you know, they've got. 1619 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000 But I know where you're going with that. There's bullshit going on. 1620 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000 Definitely some shadiness going on. 1621 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,000 Unfortunately, I think right now, even even if Putin decides, all right, I'm done. 1622 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,000 I'm pulling back. What kind of shape is Ukraine going to be? 1623 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000 Oh, it's a mess. I mean, the whole country is a disaster. 1624 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:34,000 Ukraine is a a source of natural minerals. 1625 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,000 It's a source of of valuable minerals. Of course. 1626 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:42,000 You know, so who cares is what Putin's thinking. Fuck it. 1627 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,000 Let's not let's euthanize these guys. 1628 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000 And we're just going to we're just going to take the the great stuff from the resources. 1629 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,000 And that's what China's doing. I mean, you think that we left Afghanistan. 1630 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:59,000 You think Biden pulled out of Afghanistan just because he's trying to save us money. 1631 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000 No, he's sucking homeboys dick in China. 1632 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,000 And he pulled out because China is all in Afghanistan pulling out natural resources 1633 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000 and all the precious metals and all the important shit that they need. 1634 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000 That's the reason why I know we were speculating that that was going to happen when we left. 1635 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,000 So is that is that confirmed? That's absolutely. 1636 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000 I have not read one. Hold on. Hold on. 1637 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Well, why would I want to do that? 1638 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:27,000 I know is China in there doing it right now? I have not heard China was in Afghanistan 1639 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,000 before we even pulled out. I have not read. 1640 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Why did we even allow them in there, so to speak? 1641 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,000 Because they were on their way out. 1642 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Who was on their way out? China could do. 1643 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 I mean, we're not we're not at war with China. 1644 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000 China can go into Afghanistan to do stuff as long as well. 1645 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Well, we can we can make some stands here and there, right? 1646 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Sure. Yeah. Cooperation. 1647 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,000 They can have little factions of little Chinese 1648 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,000 because that's essentially what has happened is that they've they just with it to a mine. 1649 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,000 They took over it. And I mean, they're going to do the same thing. 1650 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:12,000 I'm kind of wondering if Putin is what does it say there? 1651 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000 I'm not reading that whole thing. Yeah, that was a lot to read. 1652 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000 China in the Middle East is a whole different thing. 1653 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000 We got Russia and China. Yeah. 1654 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000 China definitely has aspirations to get into that mix. 1655 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:30,000 I'm not sure it's a. Well, what was their response to to Biden 1656 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000 when he kind of warned them not to go in there? 1657 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:38,000 So now they're you know, get involved with the Russian. Ukraine. 1658 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,000 They they kind of reiterated their solidarity with Russia. 1659 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,000 They didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't face the threat head on. 1660 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,000 They just said we stand with Russia, we're solid partners. 1661 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,000 So, you know, it is what it is. 1662 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000 That's kind of that's been China's stance up. 1663 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:01,000 But now they also were kind of critical of the fact that Russia invaded Ukraine. 1664 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000 They wish they hadn't. They did say that officially in the beginning, at least. 1665 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,000 At least they waited till after the Olympics, I guess. 1666 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Well, so the word is they asked Putin to wait until after the Olympics. 1667 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000 Correct. They like asked them to. 1668 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000 And what was that all about? I just felt horrible. Sorry. 1669 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:23,000 Anyway, so, yeah, there's there's there's a lot of one of the things that 1670 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000 that we're going to start experiencing over here are tremendously increased food costs 1671 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:34,000 because Ukraine is in the top five or six in wheat producers. 1672 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Now, I heard that most of their wheat goes to Africa. 1673 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:44,000 Well, the United States takes an 18 percent of our wheat consumption comes from Ukraine. 1674 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,000 That's a big deal. That's a huge 18 percent. 1675 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,000 That's a huge deal. So bread to go everything with wheat. Right. 1676 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,000 So stock up on pastas and breads and corn chips. 1677 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Oh, that's corn. Corn. So anything. 1678 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:05,000 So anything gluten free is going to be OK. Right. Right. 1679 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Yeah, but that's a big deal. 1680 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,000 And you know, I don't even know what to say anymore. 1681 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:17,000 It's so frustrating because, you know, we were winning with Trump and and now we're not. 1682 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,000 And what a perfect storm of everything. 1683 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:26,000 We have overspending in government, like crazy overspending. Right. More than normal. 1684 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,000 They want to spend more, not just overspending, but irresponsibly overspending. 1685 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Irresponsibly. We're going to give you an extra hundred dollars a month because we're sorry. 1686 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,000 Gas prices are so expensive. There you go. Here's a hundred bucks. 1687 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000 Did they get passed? Did they get passed? I don't know. 1688 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000 I hope it doesn't. I don't need a hundred bucks. 1689 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000 So yeah. So you got to matter. You don't have to take it. You still get tax for it. 1690 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,000 So you got the overspending. You got the inflation already. 1691 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Inflation was already running away. I don't know how that works. 1692 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,000 I don't even know if taxes covers it really. I don't know. 1693 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000 I mean, it's disincentivizing the workforce. 1694 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:11,000 They're charging. They're charging sixty one or sixty one cents out of the dollar for every fucking gallon. 1695 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Is that right? The government? Oh, that can't be that government taxes. 1696 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000 Well, they've always been pretty high. Is it every gallon or is it for every every dollar? 1697 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000 I think it's like fifty eight, sixty one percent of every dollar. 1698 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,000 The federal taxes? I don't know if it's the city or the federal. 1699 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 There's all kinds of taxes on fuel. But there's so much. 1700 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000 I think it's like sixty one percent of fuel goes to taxes. 1701 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Look up the federal gas tax. 1702 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:39,000 Or just gas tax. I would imagine that there's a federal gas tax and then each state has the option of adding to it. 1703 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,000 But there's so much. Because a lot of that gas tax goes to rebuilding roads and things like that. 1704 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 That's what they don't do. 1705 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,000 All right. So here is gas taxes and what you need to know. 1706 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Excise taxes that you pay when you fill up your car with gas. 1707 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Federal government and states both impose gas taxes. 1708 00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Much of the revenue raised goes towards like highway and infrastructure projects. 1709 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 That's what they like to say. 1710 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,000 The average state gas tax is nearly sixty cents a gallon. 1711 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,000 It says here by the Texas Motor Fuels or the Comptroller of Texas. 1712 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Texans pay thirty eight point four cents in taxes for every gallon of gas. 1713 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000 So federal and state? 1714 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 That's just federal. 1715 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000 And then forty four point four cents for diesel per gallon. 1716 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,000 That's a lot. That's a lot. 1717 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000 So is it the opposite? Are they paying forty percent or sixty percent? 1718 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:34,000 So federal taxes include excise taxes of eighteen point three cents. 1719 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 So that's just federal though. 1720 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,000 And twenty four point three cents on diesel. So federal is eighteen point three. 1721 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000 And then states add to that. 1722 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:47,000 Now imagine so that you get you get the federal expenses, which is then you have the state. 1723 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000 That's why your gas prices are so high. 1724 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:56,000 Then you then you have the the folks that are working the oil, the ones that are producing it, 1725 00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:02,000 the ones that are working their ass off in the field sucking out of the ground and converting it. 1726 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 I mean, that's a lot of money. 1727 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,000 And the government takes that much. 1728 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Shame on them. 1729 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:22,000 I think something that folks don't think about when you when you hear people say we need to get off oil is what is everything made out of? 1730 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 It's made out of petroleum. 1731 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Yeah. What is made out of? What runs the country? 1732 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,000 It's not just gas in your cars. 1733 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,000 It's almost everything that we have is made out of petroleum. 1734 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:43,000 It would seem to me that instead of trying to to change, I mean, it's fantastic that we have these Teslas. 1735 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,000 We have these little golf carts that you can plug into the wall and they run. 1736 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Great. You know what? If I could afford one, I would probably buy one too, because they're convenient and they're kind of cool. 1737 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,000 There are they're they're technology really bad ass. 1738 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,000 But the reality of it is, is that we run on fossil fuels. 1739 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,000 So if like massively, massively run on that's it. 1740 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000 We we run off fossil fuels. 1741 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000 I mean, well, whatever my point. 1742 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000 I can't drive across the country in a golf cart. 1743 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000 No, that's true. 1744 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000 So the point is, it's just like any kind of resource. 1745 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:19,000 Like, let's let's talk about lights, lighting and like in this room right now, you know, you got incandescent lighting. 1746 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Well, how can we do make it cost effective for lighting? 1747 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 You know, they started coming up with L.A.D. Well, guess what? 1748 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,000 It still takes electricity. Right. 1749 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:33,000 It's a fraction of the electricity and all, but it's got that weird five thousand Kelvin aluminum. 1750 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000 Well, they've they figure that out. 1751 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:39,000 They dumbed down the drivers on there and figured out how to make warm lining from L.A.D. 1752 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,000 So it's the same thing we got to do with with the fossil fuels. 1753 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:51,000 You know, they've got to come up with these different types of engines that are or maybe even some mechanics of the engines that just make it more efficient. 1754 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,000 That's it. 1755 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Well, for instance, I was looking at the I was watching a video of Paul's truck that he almost got almost got. 1756 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:06,000 Yeah. And the every time you turn it on, you have to like, you know, well, well, the different levels, sacrifice or something. 1757 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:13,000 Well, the different levels of the truck use the exact same engine, but it has different fuel efficiency. 1758 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000 It has different horsepower. It has different torque. It's the exact same engine. 1759 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:21,000 Right. So they're tweaking it, but they're tweaking it in separate different ways to get better fuel efficiency, better torque and horsepower. 1760 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,000 And why wouldn't you do that automatically to be the most efficient engine you can possibly make? 1761 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000 I know. That's right. Top to bottom. So that you consume more. 1762 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000 It's the same thing they want to charge more. 1763 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,000 It's the same thing they're doing with electricity when they're talking about these phasing with motors. 1764 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000 You know, we talked about that a week or two ago. Right. 1765 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:43,000 You know, phasing the motors is ridiculous while you have a transformer outside that runs at a different frequency than the motors inside. 1766 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,000 It's like, well, who's programming that transformer outside? 1767 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Can't we just change it so that my motors don't have to consume twice as much power to get the same output? 1768 01:02:53,000 --> 01:03:01,000 So in summary, what everybody's saying here, right, is that we could run lots and lots of things more efficiently. 1769 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000 But we probably don't because it makes somebody money. 1770 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:08,000 It's the stocks. It's the stock. It makes somebody money. 1771 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,000 It's the Department of Energy. 1772 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:16,000 But even if we made it as efficient as we possibly could, we still cannot get off of fossil fuels yet. 1773 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:22,000 It's the Department of Energy is corrupt. It's probably it's just as corrupt as the taxes. 1774 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000 What is the tax? What? What is the tax? 1775 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000 IRS. 1776 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:30,000 Yeah, the IRS. The Department of Energy is more corrupt. 1777 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Corrupt. I mean, think about it. Why are they making transformers that don't sink to anything? 1778 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000 I don't. 1779 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,000 In fact, they say, let's line up with all the different stuff we have. 1780 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000 Line up, put everything up. 1781 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 Transformers that blow up on the polls. 1782 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,000 Yes. Let's line up everything we have in the house. 1783 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Let's line up everything we have in the businesses and let's figure out how what's the transformer we could put up on the pole. 1784 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:03,000 That's going to produce the most fucked up energy that we can give to everybody. And that's what they do. 1785 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,000 So can we put up a transformer in between that in our house? 1786 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:11,000 It's. Yes. Yes, you can. And that's what they're doing. 1787 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:17,000 These companies are starting to do that now. In fact, it's amazing the output. 1788 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:23,000 It's like we got it's kind of like dirty water coming in and you're consuming dirty water. 1789 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:29,000 It's I don't know what they call it by solution of transformers. 1790 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,000 They it's filter. I'm not I don't know is the shorter. 1791 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:39,000 But I know it has something to do with the frequency of how certain things work. 1792 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000 And it's it's just like, you know, if you. 1793 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:47,000 So is this a new technology, not necessarily new, but a new industry that is coming out to be able to do that? 1794 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:52,000 Yes, because there were these old there were these homeboys that were just smart. 1795 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:57,000 They they paid attention to chemistry and they never went to high school and they skipped school. 1796 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:04,000 But yet they're in their their fucking farm and they just I just bought this because I was matched up and it works. 1797 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,000 And there's I forget the they got these YouTube things. 1798 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 So this is fucking from like the early 90s. 1799 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:19,000 And they're like, I just bought this and it changed the input output ratio from like one to two to like one to ten. 1800 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,000 And it was amazing how much more efficient these early 90s. 1801 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000 Why has it not gone anywhere? 1802 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 That's why I'm saying it's the Department of Energy. 1803 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:37,000 I think that they're in bed with people, meaning they're OK with people like being inefficiently using or absolutely using electricity. 1804 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,000 So the electricity is just like everything else. 1805 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,000 They make money off of people sucking up electricity. 1806 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:51,000 Electric companies are have the lobbyists in Washington who say you need to shut down ABC because they're starting to do these transformers or whatever. 1807 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:58,000 This shit has been going on since the early nineteen hundreds because, you know, and I'm playing a little conspiracy theorist here. 1808 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:07,000 But when you have Tesla, when you have someone like Tesla that comes to that says, hey, we're going no. 1809 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:21,000 They say when you when you can when you can have free power because the earth harnesses electricity and Tesla has some sort of mechanism that could pull electricity out of the ground 1810 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:26,000 and this huge network that you would have free electricity all over the planet. 1811 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:31,000 But all of a sudden, Tesla dies of some mysterious illness. 1812 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000 I think it was gangrene. 1813 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:39,000 And then he's got he's got all his notebooks in his plans that are in the safe in his hotel. 1814 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,000 It was a black plague. 1815 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Some dudes that came in and they open up the safe and they take all the shit and see fly and they go. 1816 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:52,000 And then I was up to do to do it's more like Star Wars. 1817 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000 Oh, OK. Star Wars. 1818 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:58,000 So they go to the aliens trying to suppress the technology of Earth. 1819 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:03,000 They're prepping us for an I don't know what it is, but it's not right. 1820 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000 OK, well, you know what? 1821 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,000 I think I think we need conspiracy theorist 101. 1822 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:14,000 Yeah, I think I I don't I don't think I don't think there is any doubt. 1823 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000 I don't think there's any doubt. 1824 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:21,000 Well, I wish I had a nickel that there is incentive to not be efficient with with with fuel. 1825 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000 Right. 1826 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,000 No question about it. 1827 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:30,000 But again, going back to going back to is there something that OK, you know, we need to get off of fossil fuels, but it needs to be a baby step scenario. 1828 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000 Right. You go to liquid L. 1829 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000 What is it? Liquid natural gas again? 1830 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:40,000 Is it do we need to get off of it or do you go to hydrogen dumb it down to where it's the matter? 1831 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,000 It's the matter of consumption. 1832 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,000 We need to dumb down the consumption of our fossil fuels. 1833 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:58,000 And we're condemning ourselves because you have people in administrative positions that aren't allowing these engines to be developed that consume less. 1834 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:04,000 Right. It's like all of a sudden, it's like, hey, you got some some dude on the left corner that's that's producing this engine. 1835 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:10,000 And the the guys that are are the oil sellers are like, well, fuck that. 1836 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000 Yes, we talked about last week. 1837 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:22,000 We're not going to make it ready. It comes out. We remember when I was in high school reading an article in Popular Science about a ceramic engine that made they got one hundred miles per gallon in high school. 1838 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 What was that? One hundred eighteen years ago. 1839 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,000 At least so you know what I mean? 1840 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:32,000 And so that just quietly went away during the Yellowstone 1883. 1841 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000 Right. 1842 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,000 Before, you know, they were still using wagon wheels for Tim McGraw. 1843 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:44,000 Anyway, I had a buggy with business. I used to make these little whips for buggies. 1844 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,000 What? 1845 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,000 You know, back in those days, back in those days, back when you were in high school. 1846 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:53,000 Yeah. The final boss is what you're saying. 1847 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:58,000 You know, and I, you know, I have not I have not seen any of those shows. 1848 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,000 I haven't seen Yellowstone. I haven't seen 1883. 1849 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,000 Very good. 1850 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000 I have to say, I don't even know where I find Yellowstone. 1851 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:07,000 I was told it was Paramount, but it's not Paramount. 1852 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,000 It's Paramount Plus. 1853 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000 Yeah. 1854 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000 I have not watched any of that either. 1855 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:15,000 So we're blissfully ignorant, we could say, or are we better off for it anyway? 1856 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,000 I'm not. I'm not. 1857 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:23,000 Here's the thing. I'm not blissfully ignorant because I've been hearing for a year or longer that it's the most amazing show ever. 1858 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:27,000 Do you still have your YouTube show? YouTube thing? 1859 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,000 My YouTube TV? I had to go back to it, yes. 1860 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000 So if you have YouTube. 1861 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,000 Spectrum sucked. 1862 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:38,000 If you have your your paid YouTube thing, you can get Yellowstone there. 1863 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,000 On YouTube TV? 1864 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,000 Yeah, YouTube TV. 1865 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000 So it's an add-on to YouTube TV. 1866 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000 It's not an add-on. It comes with it. 1867 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,000 I don't think so. 1868 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,000 It does. 1869 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000 Like illegally? 1870 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,000 No. 1871 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,000 It comes with what? 1872 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,000 YouTube TV. 1873 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:56,000 He's saying if you subscribe to YouTube TV, you get Yellowstone. 1874 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000 Are there different packages on YouTube TV? 1875 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000 I think so. 1876 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,000 You just have the top of the line? 1877 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000 No, he can get it. 1878 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000 He pays a thousand dollars a month so he gets everything. 1879 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:09,000 No, no. Because I have watched Yellowstone on YouTube TV. 1880 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,000 I know, but there may be different packages is what I'm saying. 1881 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,000 It was his package. I don't have YouTube TV. 1882 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000 You watched my package? 1883 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,000 Why was that? That was during the day sometime when you were at work. 1884 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:24,000 Right? I'm over at his house for five minutes. I put on YouTube TV just because he doesn't have anything. 1885 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,000 And now he's got it forever. From you. From me. 1886 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:32,000 We have Parliament too so it doesn't matter. But my point is that... 1887 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,000 Parliament? 1888 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,000 What was that? It was called Paramount. We have Paramount. 1889 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,000 Paramount. 1890 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,000 What the fuck? 1891 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:43,000 You're talking about England now or something. 1892 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,000 Yeah, he's talking about C-SPAN. 1893 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,000 My point is that you have it. 1894 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,000 Because I've watched on YouTube TV. 1895 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,000 When we take our break, I would like you to enlighten me. I need to find that. 1896 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000 Do that on another room, please. 1897 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:59,000 You have a magnifying glass. You select that button. You type in Yellowstone. 1898 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000 And it should populate up there on the screen. 1899 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,000 We absolutely did that. 1900 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,000 It didn't work. 1901 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,000 It's not there. 1902 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,000 It could be blocked. 1903 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000 1883 was there. 1904 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000 It's not your fault, Paul. It's an aptitude. 1905 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000 Now what's 1883 about? 1906 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,000 So that is a pretty cool... 1907 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000 Aren't you an IT major? 1908 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,000 It is a kind of a... 1909 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,000 So Yellowstone is modern day. Ranch up in Montana, right? 1910 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,000 So 1883 is... 1911 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,000 Earlier. 1912 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,000 Their family back in 1883 when they were on the way to Montana. 1913 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,000 How they got there. 1914 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,000 To establish the ranch. 1915 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000 So it's an offshoot of it? 1916 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000 It's a prequel, right? So it's a great, great... 1917 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,000 It's like Dallas and it had the different shows coming on. 1918 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:39,000 It's like all those western movies all wrapped up in one. 1919 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,000 They've got fucking tornadoes. 1920 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000 They've got bandits. 1921 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000 They've got Indians, banditos. 1922 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000 They've got the last Mohican. 1923 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000 What are you talking about? In 1883? 1924 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,000 Tatankas. 1925 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,000 Yes. 1926 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000 Tatankas. 1927 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,000 Wow. 1928 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,000 Tatankas. 1929 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Tatankas. 1930 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,000 Yeah. 1931 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,000 Buffalo. 1932 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,000 No, it was good. 1933 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,000 The last episode is tough to watch. 1934 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,000 I have to tell you. 1935 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,000 Oh, really? 1936 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000 Are you crying? 1937 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000 Very emotional? 1938 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,000 Yes, extremely. 1939 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000 Did you strip your clothes off? 1940 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,000 Yes, we were. 1941 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,000 Is this before or after you watched Twilight? 1942 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000 We acted out all the scenes. 1943 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,000 In 1883? 1944 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,000 To both of them? 1945 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,000 Yes. 1946 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,000 So this is the thing. 1947 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000 So you and your wife act out whatever you watch. 1948 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,000 Correct. 1949 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000 Yeah, the DC... 1950 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000 The Marvel movies are interesting. 1951 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,000 They have a new version of Yellowstone water. 1952 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,000 Yellowstone water. 1953 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,000 And you jump off the table and put your hand in the ground. 1954 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000 I'm Thanos. 1955 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,000 He's the cowboy, Julie's the Indian. 1956 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000 Stop it. 1957 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,000 Right. 1958 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,000 Or else I'll say stop again. 1959 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000 What's the safe word? 1960 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000 Hula hoop. 1961 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,000 Hula hoop. 1962 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000 I don't know. 1963 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,000 Wombat. 1964 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,000 Okay. 1965 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,000 Anyway, I'm glad we're off of the fuel thing because that's a crappy subject. 1966 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000 You know what? 1967 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,000 I'll tell you what. 1968 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,000 I'm starting to get a headache. 1969 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,000 What's the best price you've ever had on your expedition? 1970 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,000 $100. 1971 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,000 Your expedition? 1972 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,000 Well, think about it. 1973 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,000 The Tundra would be a little bit better. 1974 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,000 When you get that tank that you're about to purchase. 1975 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000 Yeah, it would be a little bit better. 1976 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,000 How big is your tank in your expedition? 1977 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,000 I don't think you heard, Rob. 1978 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,000 I bailed on the Tundra. 1979 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000 Yeah, I know. 1980 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000 Yeah, but can you imagine if you had got the... 1981 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,000 Well, there wasn't any bailout to Toyota. 1982 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,000 How much more was the tank? 1983 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,000 No. 1984 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000 Okay. 1985 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,000 Actually, it seems to be pretty much the same. 1986 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,000 I have a 35-gallon tank in mine. 1987 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,000 You're talking about the Tundra? 1988 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000 And what do you have? 1989 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,000 The Tundra is 32. 1990 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,000 Good Lord. 1991 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000 32 gallons. 1992 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,000 Mine's 35. 1993 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,000 The expedition is 26, and it was almost $100, you feel. 1994 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000 No. 1995 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,000 Wow. 1996 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,000 Did you use premium gas? 1997 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000 No, it was $94. 1998 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000 $96. 1999 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:35,000 I had a quarter tank, a little less than a quarter tank, and I put 92 bucks in today. 2000 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,000 But I have Kruger money, right? 2001 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,000 The fuel points. 2002 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,000 So I had 40 cents off. 2003 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,000 Oh, that's good. 2004 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,000 So it docked it down to $3.29. 2005 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000 Yeah, that's really good. 2006 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000 That's great. 2007 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,000 How often do you get... 2008 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,000 Is that every time? 2009 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,000 No, no, no. 2010 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,000 You got to build up the fuel points. 2011 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000 I have 40 cents. 2012 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,000 Oh, is this like buying a unicorn bourbon? 2013 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,000 No, no. 2014 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,000 You save up points? 2015 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,000 I've got another 50 cents for next time I fill up. 2016 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000 I fill up points a month now, so I'm fine with it. 2017 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000 Well, you don't have to drive it. 2018 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,000 As much money as you spend at Kruger, you get points, right? 2019 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000 Oh, yeah, okay. 2020 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000 Do you also have a Kruger credit card? 2021 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,000 No. 2022 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,000 Oh, okay. 2023 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000 Because it sounds like you're getting faster points than I am. 2024 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,000 I don't know how you're getting points so fast. 2025 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000 I don't know. 2026 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,000 Well, it's a point per dollar, right? 2027 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,000 And it takes $100. 2028 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,000 Probably eats a lot of Kruger food. 2029 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,000 Every time you spend $100 at Kruger. 2030 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000 He eats a lot of Kruger food, even though they're empty nesters. 2031 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,000 Yes. 2032 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,000 I think you guys are gluttonous. 2033 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,000 Well, if you spend $100 a week, you get 10 cents off every week. 2034 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,000 They buy... 2035 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,000 I fill up once a week. 2036 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,000 They buy nothing but the best. 2037 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,000 I fill up once a month, so that's 40 cents. 2038 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000 Yeah, they don't buy that shit to a fish. 2039 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 So you strive for that white albacore. 2040 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,000 It's a white albacore. 2041 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,000 No, it's got to be albacore. 2042 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000 It's got to be white albacore from off of New Zealand. 2043 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,000 Humanely caught. 2044 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000 Yeah, no net fishing. 2045 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,000 Humanely what? 2046 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,000 How do they catch it when there's no net? 2047 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:44,000 Hand, catch it by hand. 2048 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,000 They swim with it. 2049 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000 That's the very expensive... 2050 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,000 It says that on the can. 2051 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:54,000 Every fish is hand caught for your safety and pleasure. 2052 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,000 That would be very expensive tuna. 2053 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000 The fish was not stressed. 2054 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000 Oh, it swam up willingly. 2055 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,000 It's like a dolphin. 2056 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000 They just ride the tuna. 2057 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,000 It's like you treated us so well. 2058 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,000 I've been chosen by the group. 2059 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000 And I'm here. 2060 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000 Harvest me. 2061 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,000 Free range salmon. 2062 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,000 Feed me free range salmon and deserving people. 2063 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:21,000 Those tunas can get huge. 2064 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000 The halibuts are freaking huge too. 2065 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000 Somebody from Nose. 2066 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000 Yeah, those can get huge. 2067 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,000 Oh yeah, those can get huge. 2068 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000 I worked at that. 2069 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,000 They're flat. 2070 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:33,000 The Humperdinks in Las Calinas was like a fine dining seafood restaurant. 2071 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,000 I worked at that place for a little while, waiting tables. 2072 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,000 And they had these... 2073 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,000 You walk into the place, first of all, Humperdinks is like a... 2074 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000 It's like a Benningans on steroids. 2075 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,000 It's a big place. 2076 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,000 They're out of business now, aren't they? 2077 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,000 They left. 2078 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,000 Yeah, they're all gone. 2079 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,000 Bighorn Brewery purchased... 2080 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,000 They were a subsidiary of Bighorn Brewery. 2081 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:55,000 And Bighorn Brewery just basically pulled out of Texas. 2082 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000 Why? 2083 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,000 I don't know. 2084 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000 It's weird. 2085 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,000 Why would they do that? 2086 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,000 I mean, I remember being in a pretty popular place. 2087 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,000 The business model was failing. 2088 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,000 I don't think they were in on the gas tax. 2089 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000 Apparently not. 2090 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,000 They had a bunch of things going on. 2091 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:12,000 But back at the time, it was cool because they had the halibut fish there. 2092 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,000 And I remember the chef, we would... 2093 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000 It was big-ass fucking fish. 2094 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,000 They had a display, and the fish was probably like three, four foot long. 2095 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,000 I mean, that's without the head. 2096 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:28,000 I remember they would leave it in the display all day at lunchtime and at dinner. 2097 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,000 And at night, they'd bring it in, and they would freaking slice it up in all those little slices. 2098 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,000 And it would be the next day's special. 2099 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,000 Very cool. 2100 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:40,000 They would do that in front of everybody or just for employees' pleasure? 2101 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,000 Well, no, they did it after close, I guess. 2102 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:48,000 The display was out front for people to see the fresh fish. 2103 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,000 It was always a day-old fish by the time I got here. 2104 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,000 At least. 2105 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,000 So it was like, put some chowder on it. 2106 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,000 It was not still alive. 2107 01:16:55,000 --> 01:17:03,000 But they had an interesting concept because they would make the staff there talk about how the fish was caught. 2108 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:09,000 This was like Alaskan from the sailor or the shipmate, Bruce Gore. 2109 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:13,000 Bruce Gore was the guy, it was a group of... 2110 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000 Al Gore's family or something? 2111 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,000 That's very interesting. 2112 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,000 Could have been Al Gore's family. 2113 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:23,000 But Bruce Gore from Alaska would catch all these Copper River salmon. 2114 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:28,000 And Copper River salmon were a very particular type of salmon because... 2115 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,000 God. 2116 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,000 Copper was like... 2117 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,000 I think a little phlegm came up on that. 2118 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,000 What is that thing that hangs down in the back? 2119 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,000 The epiglottis? 2120 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,000 That's your vulva. 2121 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,000 The vulva? 2122 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:42,000 It's dripping off your microphone. 2123 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,000 No, I've got allergies and it's swollen back there. 2124 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,000 So it's like a huge penis hanging on the back of my throat. 2125 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000 Paul can help you with that in a separate room later. 2126 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,000 No. 2127 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,000 At break. 2128 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000 Paul's good at that, too. 2129 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000 He's very proud. 2130 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,000 He's extremely proud. 2131 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,000 Well, he helped you on the roof. 2132 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,000 You owe him. 2133 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,000 So you're big time. 2134 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,000 I'm pulling in my favor to fix my vulva. 2135 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,000 God. 2136 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,000 Not vulvo. 2137 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,000 Vulva. 2138 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,000 Oh, whatever. 2139 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:14,000 So the Copper River salmon, they would catch them at the... 2140 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,000 The Copper River. 2141 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,000 They would feed. 2142 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:22,000 Okay, so the whole thing is that the salmon have to get from where the fuck they're born 2143 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000 up to wherever they're going to breed. 2144 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,000 Via the Copper River. 2145 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,000 Yeah. 2146 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,000 Into the Copper fucking River. 2147 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,000 And then they die. 2148 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,000 It's a miserable life. 2149 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,000 Yeah, well, it is until... 2150 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:34,000 Well, if they make it to the end, it's kind of like the... 2151 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,000 That's the end game. 2152 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,000 Died by orgy. 2153 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,000 We think about it. 2154 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000 Ever since they were little, they swim all the way up to the... 2155 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000 It's like the Underground Railroad. 2156 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,000 You got to make it to the very end to be happy. 2157 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:45,240 They swim all the way to the top of this river, and then they lay their eggs, and then they 2158 01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:46,240 die. 2159 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,240 That's it. 2160 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:48,240 Yeah. 2161 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,240 I mean, or... 2162 01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:51,520 Or they jump into a bear's mouth. 2163 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,520 But for the rest of it... 2164 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,840 Or we work our entire lives and then die. 2165 01:18:54,840 --> 01:19:01,080 Well, what the Copper River Salmon is famous for is that the color of the Copper River 2166 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,000 is like pure copper. 2167 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,980 So when you've got that flavor... 2168 01:19:04,980 --> 01:19:08,640 It's supposed to be the most flavorful salmon out there. 2169 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,320 Very mineralized. 2170 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:11,320 Very mineralized. 2171 01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:18,120 To the point where they've made it an art to take the color of that Copper River salmon 2172 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,800 and basically they add that color to all salmon. 2173 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,040 Kind of like fish grown... or what do they call it? 2174 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:28,600 No, naturally grown salmon are naturally pink because of what they eat. 2175 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,160 Yeah, but the Copper River salmon... 2176 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,960 Well, you're talking about flamingos, I think. 2177 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:34,080 Yeah, flamingos do the same thing. 2178 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:36,120 Copper River salmon is a different color. 2179 01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:38,920 They do color salmon, though. 2180 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:42,000 Farm raised salmon, they color the meat. 2181 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,560 But naturally... 2182 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,520 Like the so-called Atlantic salmon, you think? 2183 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:49,000 Yeah, those are naturally pink because of what they eat. 2184 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,080 The krill, the shrimps, or whatever. 2185 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:52,800 The naturally pink things. 2186 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,160 Right, and there's different salmon, you're right. 2187 01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:58,160 There's different colors of salmon. 2188 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,440 But you think of salmon, it's pink or red or something like that. 2189 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:04,920 So the farm stuff is artificially dyed. 2190 01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:06,920 That's nasty. 2191 01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:10,360 D-Y-E-D you're talking about. 2192 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:15,920 Yeah, because farm salmon is gray and it's nasty looking. 2193 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,040 How do they harvest it? 2194 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:23,120 Do they grab onto it as well, like you would a tuna, maybe? 2195 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,120 Swim next to it, catch it. 2196 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,240 Yeah, it's not as humanely caught. 2197 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:29,560 OK, well, let's get off of that. 2198 01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:30,920 We don't need to. 2199 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,720 I think it was fun. 2200 01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:35,600 We were on something a while ago. 2201 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,800 I don't remember what now. 2202 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,600 It's a typical dudes like us moment where we're just jumping 2203 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,240 and hopping ship from one step to the other. 2204 01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,240 Not making much sense. 2205 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:49,440 Madness to Ukraine, to the gas prices, to efficiency. 2206 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:51,200 To bladders, to gray salmon. 2207 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:52,280 And to wheat bourbon. 2208 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,720 I'll tell you what saloons. 2209 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:54,720 And shum's vulva. 2210 01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:55,720 Yeah, what the hell? 2211 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:56,200 Vulva. 2212 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:59,400 Yeah. 2213 01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:00,320 Good Lord. 2214 01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,960 I cued our producer to speed up the exit plan. 2215 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,560 Yeah, it's time for our intermission. 2216 01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:07,280 I don't know why the music's not playing. 2217 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,520 It's kind of strange. 2218 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,320 Oh, because we have two minutes, he says. 2219 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,200 Two minutes, OK. 2220 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,920 Well, what can we talk about with two minutes? 2221 01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:13,440 Two minutes. 2222 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:16,360 Something a little bit more sensical, maybe. 2223 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,360 But my what? 2224 01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:17,600 What? 2225 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:18,040 Penis. 2226 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:18,560 No. 2227 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,120 No, we're not talking about my penis. 2228 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:20,800 I'll open it up. 2229 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,920 Well, you went to the doctor, right? 2230 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:23,920 Oh, you had a doctor visit? 2231 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:24,280 Yes. 2232 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:25,000 Checked your penis? 2233 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,320 I did not have a doctor visit. 2234 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:27,480 What's wrong with you people? 2235 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:28,640 You had a penis doctor visit? 2236 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,360 This is a HIPAA violation. 2237 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,040 We're not talking about my health. 2238 01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:34,560 This isn't your woke fucking work that you work at now. 2239 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,360 Yeah, I go by he, him, by the way. 2240 01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:37,080 Oh, Jesus. 2241 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:38,400 Did you have to clarify that? 2242 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:39,240 I tell you what. 2243 01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:43,240 Every time I see an email, I see emails and profiles. 2244 01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:44,680 And they all have their pronouns. 2245 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:45,560 I will not do that. 2246 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:46,320 I will not either. 2247 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:47,160 Hi, my name is Dustin. 2248 01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:50,440 And I identify as it. 2249 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:53,360 Now, does that come before their name or after the name? 2250 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:54,320 Where is that in there? 2251 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:54,840 It's at the bottom. 2252 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:55,800 It's in their signature. 2253 01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:56,720 It's at the bottom? 2254 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:58,120 Yeah, in the signature. 2255 01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:00,360 So if you're just up at the header, so to speak, 2256 01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,440 you wouldn't notice that necessarily. 2257 01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:04,760 Yeah, I started to notice some shit like that, too. 2258 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:09,840 Something came from a major insurance company. 2259 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:16,080 And their title had like the rainbow flag. 2260 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:20,760 And I'm like, why the fuck do I need to know that? 2261 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,120 So I was on. 2262 01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:24,320 What is the heterosexual flag color? 2263 01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,960 Can you make your name out of that? 2264 01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:27,360 Well, that's the default, Jeff. 2265 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,040 I'm going to do a cock a ball. 2266 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:32,280 So I was on a WebEx webinar, I guess. 2267 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:37,360 And then the person came on and said, hi, I'm Angela Hensing, 2268 01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:38,400 or whatever her name is. 2269 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:43,160 And I go by she, her, and I was like, uh. 2270 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:46,160 And every single presenter did that. 2271 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,960 And I was like, just a year ago, two years ago? 2272 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,320 I guess if you don't say anything, 2273 01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:53,000 it should be what you would think, right? 2274 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,240 So that's what I'm afraid of. 2275 01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:56,800 If you don't do that, they're going to go, oh, 2276 01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,280 so you're against. 2277 01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:58,800 You're against. 2278 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,400 So you're against the transgender. 2279 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,440 I would not do it. 2280 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:04,160 I refuse to do it. 2281 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:04,760 I'm not going to do it either. 2282 01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:05,960 I'm just not going to do it ever. 2283 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,040 All right, guys, we're going to take a break. 2284 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,640 And we're going to have some snacks. 2285 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:10,720 And have another bourbon. 2286 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:11,480 I want more bourbon. 2287 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,480 The lava lamp has not warmed up yet. 2288 01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:14,000 So. 2289 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,320 Well, yeah. 2290 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,440 Yeah, it's getting there. 2291 01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,400 You know, throttle that thing. 2292 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,120 We got some fantastic bourbon downstairs. 2293 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,400 Do we have some snacks or something? 2294 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:21,880 We do. 2295 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:22,880 We have two fucking. 2296 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,640 We're going to get jacked up. 2297 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:25,600 All right, we'll be back. 2298 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:26,760 Doos, I guess. 2299 01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:27,280 Bye. 2300 01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:42,160 music