to get a good shot.
Really? Yes. Really? That was a
really moment. Paul walks in
the bar. No. With **** on his
ass. Oh, so it's a joke and
he's got ass. Paul walks into a
bar. He's wearing an ass with
the two foot dong hanging out
of his butt and he's got a
bottle of Henry McKinnon in one
hand and two rare breeds in the
other and that made up for it.
He's like, I'm gonna get you
back. Thank you. Come again.
No, I don't see that. He says,
he says, I love you. I bet he
did. Hey, he was very happy.
Where the hell was this? I
wonder, I wonder how many
people walk in and spend $360
or whatever it was. I think
you'd be surprised. Really?
Well, there was a black dude
behind me and he was like,
what's up, man? I was like,
hey, what's going on? And he
was like, whoa. Wow, dude. I
was like, this is how we hang
down in Dallas. I'm a little
concerned because of that 300
and what? You spent two
hundred and sixty, I believe.
No, 225. 225. So, I'm a little
alarmed. You spent 225. Yeah,
I spent. You know, I'm not
complaining about it though.
I'm happy with my purchases.
Well, I mean, you made it very
clear what you wanted. Yeah. I
was very thankful. Uh did I I
was very thankful. You had three
bottles. You had the the very
very good smoke wagon which was
seventy a rare breed and the
Henry McKenna Unicorn Tenure
and uh that one is going to be
locked away and I I opened that
door and it was a little tiny
place anyway. It's just but I
was like scanning. I was
scanning to the right looking
for bourbon bourbon bourbon.
It was right in front of me and
then I looked down and it was
like Henry McKenna Tenure. I
hadn't even walked past the
counter. Did you go put your
bottle in there and you were
like, yeah, do you take your
scrotum out? Stretch it all
over the top of the bottle like
gum. I didn't really want to
talk about it but my junk is
all over that bottle. You you
like scrotum the bottle that
you have at home. Yeah. I mean,
I smeared my junk all over it.
Jesus. I mean, it leaked
everywhere. Did you did you sit
and spin to it? I mean, it's a
unicorn. Who isn't going to
drip a little? Oh god. This is
a good one. I asked you, do you
want it? No. What do you mean?
I wanted the bottle. I didn't
want you to christen it. Oh, I
didn't send you a video. Oh my
god. So, Sean did a like full
glass of port. Yeah. So, he's
going to be obnoxious. I mean,
well, I should clarify. It's
about a third more obnoxious
than he normally is in a
podcast. Well, and that's okay.
That's good port too, man. I
don't think I don't think I've
had a lot of wine. I'm not
very much into sweet wines but
I I did enjoy that. We'll have
to I mean, if you want something
before you leave, you can try
it but but you know, here's
what I think. I think when
you've been drinking period and
anything after that becomes
good and I'm not saying that
you can't taste it. You know
what I mean? It's not like it's
all becomes generic. It's like
yeah, booze, generic booze. I
think that once once you start
drinking, you feel good and
you got a little buzz going.
So, I think that's one is it
meets it. It totally meets the
spot. Whore. I forgot my QC
downstairs. Oh, you say whore?
Well, he was Yes.
Anyway, can you grab me one of
the QC's behind us in the QC?
Are you not taking? I'm offering
you my beer. You're not having
a beer? I'm not having a beer.
I don't have a beer. I got a
nine-banded QC here. I only
brought four beers. You know
what I mean? I'm not going to
get that. I'm not going to get
that. I'm not going to get that
for each of you. No, no, no,
there's a nine-banded refers to
the armadillo. Yes, the nine
bands on the armadillo. I I
never knew that I didn't know
that either. I'm just now
learning this. I didn't know
that until we started doing I
still I until I started doing
some research on the Texas
flags and the Texas icons and
it was pulling up some
armadillos and they started
talking about nine-banded
armadillos and I was like nine
bands on the armadillo. I'm
going to get tricky little
tricksters. So, there are nine
individual bands of armor.
Technically, it's between eight
and ten. Okay, but but but but
the point is there are like
they're like scales. They're
like hinges. Well, turn the
glass around. Turn the your
koozie around. Alright, so
you're saying. Well, no, no,
to to pull. Yeah, I'm I'm the
the ignorant one here. So,
dudes like us is looking at
overlapping overlapping layers
of armor. It's like plate armor
and it kind of correct. It kind
of expands and contracts over
overlapping plates. Correct.
Take pleated armor. It but it's
bands and there's nine of them
eight to twelve. It's made out
of okay. I like that. It's kind
of like your your penis sheath.
You know, you're what? Well, I
have 127 bands then. Oh, I
didn't realize they were making
them in micro sizes. No, no,
no. It's full macro. Your penis
band. We coined it first right
here. Macro penis bands. Oh,
wow. Alright, band name right
there. Yeah. Those are the the
same rubber bands you you you
put on your retainers to hold
in your mouth. Ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to the
stage. Macro penis band.
Break into some journey. Oh,
yeah. Really? Yes. They go
straight to cover band journey.
Yeah. I don't know. That would
be anti climactic. I don't know
that would be anti climactic.
Micro penis bands and they break
it. Macro penis bands and they
bust into. I'm saying that.
Don't stop believing. Don't
stop feeling. I don't stop
expanding. Yeah. I just broke
all the condoms. What? Just just
stop while you're behind. Yeah,
you know, and I'm bad at that.
I do. You had a whole bunch of
port. I am one of those guys
that I've been in a lot of
shows. I've been in a lot of
spot rappers. You know, these
these guys are truly gifted
because they can they it's kind
of like chess. You have to. You
have to be able to think a few
steps in advance and I can but
it takes a special mind to
really go out ten steps ahead
and and to get the whole thing.
So, you ever see that really
cool guy walking off and he
says a bunch of stupid stuff
and all the guys around him are
like totally overreacting to
whatever he he wraps and they're
all going like it was like the
ultimate slam. You guys don't
know what I'm talking about.
He's like a really nerdy guy
with glasses. Yeah. It's really
funny. I'm sure we can find it
but you know, I missed it. So,
for a producer, why don't you
Google really nerdy guy, nerdy
rapper, nerdy rapper guy, and
then you can find it on the
test. YouTube. It's really
funny. It's really odd and and
they totally overdo it. Like
whatever he says, they make it
they make it sound like the
the coolest thing they've ever
heard. So, do you remember the
well, while he's looking that
up, remember the conversation
we had during the first
podcast tonight earlier
tonight about the UL on the
electrical devices? You're
going back to that. Well, I am
specifically because you did
mention that the UL is on
everything. Look, dude, it's on
the **** lava lamp. Well, but
but hold on. Look up what that
is. It's a it it means
something. I mean, universal
electricity. Yeah, it's it's a
certification you have to have.
It's not a you know what I mean?
I think it's a it's a you know,
a not a benchmark but uh I
don't know what you call it. It
just means it's been approved.
It's been approved. I don't know
I yeah. Yes. And that's where
they go like, oh, yes, that's
it. It's on tons of memes. Yes,
it's the top one. Yeah, it's so
stupid but it's funny as hell.
It happens. It happens, bro.
It happens. Anyway, alright,
alright, check me out. Check me
out. They kill it off for me.
That's innocent. I'm about to
end this man's whole career.
What career? But I'm not a
rapper. What career? Look, we
got a lot of people.
Bada bop boom pow.
And they're all totally totally
over the top and they go back
and forth and the other guy's
really good. That's the joke.
The other guy's like, I've seen
them and they're like, oh,
that's well, I've seen the meme
where they show the reaction and
they're like, after Biden says
something stupid or something
like that, they show that like
oh, that's what they do. Yes.
That's stupid. Well, it's
really funny though. No, it's
really old too. Anyway, it's
not current. It's kind of
running this course. Twenty-nineteen.
I'm thinking that's the the
rewrite of it. Probably. It's
really old. Also like Leroy
Jenkins came out last year. Oh,
that's really a shame that our
podcast didn't have the audio
on Leroy Jenkins. Yeah, we did.
We need to talk about Leroy
Jenkins. Oh, we didn't. That
never got. Oh, no, we didn't
back then, did we? Yeah. Well,
we didn't have the audio on
Leroy Jenkins. Well, you know,
Leroy Jenkins was the video game
from like World of Warcraft where
you got these what I laughed so
hard. It's fantastic. So, it's
you know, I was am I mean, I'm
not I don't do it currently but
I would love to get back into
it. World of Warcraft. It's it's
very time consuming and I did
it every night for I'm telling
you for for years playing it
every night. I mean, I would
love to play it every night.
I mean, I would love to play
instead of that one every night
for years and years. Well, I
mean, I do the Xbox. So, it's a
console. So, it's not as it's
not as tricky as doing a PC
game like this because consoles
can't really handle. Well,
actually, maybe it can. I don't
know but they don't have World
Warcraft on the consoles. This
one has to be PC simply because
I don't know. There's a lot of
communicating typing and stuff
and I got you. You're wearing
a mask. You're wearing a mask
because they're going in for a
a in a dungeon to kill a boss
and and this one is a I think
it's a twenty-four man raid and
they so it's basically it's a
lot of guys. And this is the
highest level of a certain
stage. You you as a team as a
team, you gotta go beat this
guy. Otherwise, you can't
advance. Well, I mean, it's it's
just like I don't know what
stage of the dungeon it is but
it's it's a lot of guys and and
all of them are very tricky
because you gotta work together.
Yeah, it's total teamwork
because if if if I'm telling
you, if you have because you
have you have tanks which are
the guys that absorb a lot of
the damage and they have to
pull aggro. So, their job is
basically to pull attention
from whoever is attacking.
They're like, hey, shoot at me.
Shoot at me. And so, you have
healers that are constantly
applying damage to your your
your guys out there that are a
damage and so you have you have
hunters that will do damage.
You have mages that will do
spells and they're they're
they're constantly applying
damage to all these and they
have these peripheral monsters
that will jump out. They're
they're kind of easier to kill
but nonetheless, they get in
the way. They get in the way.
You gotta go through them and
they apply like curses and
diseases and so you have to as
you go through them, you have
to be able. So, it's there's
there's a lot of macros that
you gotta build in there and
it's it's it's a lot of fun.
It's well, but the point is,
the team has to be structured
in such a way that you have
every single representative of
each role. Yes, because
everybody's got a role to play.
It's very tightly coordinated.
These guys are playing, right?
Nightly. Yeah. Okay. These guys
are playing because look,
here's the the goal for playing
this game. They're playing this
game for the first time tonight
for a couple of weeks because
they gotta get past this level.
It's not just to get past it
but there is when you finish
this dungeon, there is a raffle
of trophies that they give out
not trophies but prizes, right?
Okay, so you to make your
character stronger to make your
weapon and you never know
what's going to happen. So, one
day, one at one fight, a tank
may get a really powerful.
There may be a weapon that a
very powerful weapon, a healer
or a hunter, whatever. So, it
goes all over the place and so,
you have to play every single
night to be able to or to to
play repeatedly so that you
give everyone in your group a
fair opportunity to get a a
weapon of that category. So,
anyways, I I found it extremely
well during this though,
they're they're so fun. They're
all hanging out the group of
twelve or how many of these
characters there are. Oh, it's
that's a hell of a lot of
everything. Fuck, it's been
some of Velco, Velentro. It's a
way to communicate talk on the
headset, a Velencro. Oh **** I
forgot what even it's called.
Do you remember producer? Well,
it didn't matter. So, they have
the the game but you have to
run this program parallel to
it to talk to each other in a
big group because you have to
orchestrate. You have a the
leader and he's basically,
alright. You know, we, we need
We need our hunters to pull back. All right, so back and they get super intense with it. So play are we playing it?
Let's laugh all over again. Yeah. Well, what it is is they start going through all the stats. Let's hear it. Let's hear it
Like so last time we didn't hear them talking right? Well, we heard it, but no one else did. Oh, okay
All right. Well, let's let's play it again. Just just we're doing a retro. Is it a retro? What do you call that?
We'll do the flashback
Okay, guys, these eggs are getting us a lot of trouble in the past
So
Set the stage. There's a bunch of people standing around. They all look ridiculous, by the way
There are little icons and they're in a castle
And there's the main guys in the middle kind of turning around kind of facing them looking at their yeah
They're literally having a a meeting where they're standing in a circle
What we'll do I'll run in first gather up all the eggs we're gonna blast them all down with a we
I will use in tuning shout to kind of scatter them so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them the tuning shout
My shouts done. I'll need Anthony to come in and drop his shout to
Scatter not to fight too many. Yeah, but this is serious
I know if they don't do this so you can hear it in his voice listen to his voice ages. They can a
We can of course get him down fast because we're bringing all these guys. I mean he's area effect take him down quick
I think it's pretty good. What do you can give me a number crunch real quick number crunch? Yeah
Give me a sec. I'm number crunch
32.33 repeating of course percentage repeating of course. It's a lot better than we usually do
So we were just nuts I'm going in
I can't be oh my god. I don't think you can cast with that shit. Oh my god. Oh my god
They're all talking at once so at this point the the leader would be like that's a wife to stop everyone to stop moving
I didn't hear that part. We do have a soul stone up don't we oh?
They got decimated. They're all dead. Yeah, not one of them is still alive
You were just stupid as hell
It makes you wonder how much time they spent like preparing for this well, I mean cuz here's the thing
That's hilarious. I mean okay, so in this scenario right now
They just all wiped and they call it a wipe then we'll at least we did and when you wipe you just basically
Because it says on the screen there when you're dead you click it
You know you want to respond so you respond and you respond at a main point
And then you all just go back to the same waiting area you regroup once you get regrouped
Yeah, but it's like it's really it's about five minutes to get back to the same point. They were you know
It's funny. I bet she never none of them could ever have imagined
How viral I know so well how many views have been on this can you tell this one was 20 million 20?
million views but but look the the tactic that
Leroy Jenkins the tactic that he used was well
Idiocracy face value it's absurd
however
people do
They do extraordinarily well
When when you're when they're ball to the wall when you're balls to the wall and you have a good coordinator it is like alright
This is happening. So you go in there and you got the main guy
He's talking and then once you start delegating and the everyone there is just listening and their fucking fingers are just everywhere
It's like fucking data from the enterprise
Three three repeat and you're just you know you do it all of course of course of course repeat point three three repeating
So if you have a good leader, and you know they kind of coordinates
Was very strong oh
My god Leroy was a tard because if you if you watch if you watch Leroy when he goes in there
He he darts to the right and pulls aggro from the whole right side
And then runs to the left side right and pull make it even worse everything from the left side
And then they so everything congregates in the middle
And that's when that one dude where the cameras focus on runs up the ramp and then
He did whatever it took for them to get annihilated as quickly as possible everybody
In the whole cab you know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking the dude is probably like 16 years old
Oh, probably probably he probably got into his father's liquor cabinet
And he probably did a couple shots of vodka. He didn't sound 16
And he got tired
So sick of the leader like you know what I mean you get
Alright, but you know who the guy's always wants to take charge back everything back in this era
When I was playing World of Warcraft non-stop, so this is the era where I was doing
In my life, I was doing like tons of construction, okay, so like during the day
It was like very very hardy hard hard work
I mean during the day and so I was drinking like at the end of the day you were worn out
Yeah, I was drinking like a six pack of hearty beer every night it were I was like 12%
Just well I
Yeah, just IPA very really hearty beer okay in in addition to that after the beer would run out
I would I would and then I went through a phase where I was buying like the
Frenzy a box as a wine and I would fill up. I remember the paints of wine. Holy shit. You were drinking a lot
Oh, well, I could I mean this dude
I was like I was working a lot and you know I mean I weighed 200 pounds and I was I mean
I would solid muscle, but but you were you were fit I
I was I was fit you were fit. I mean you could carry like dude. I could I could do anything I could run
I could fucking go up the mountain. I do I mean really
You were fit prior to I don't know what it was
Back at that time. I was just I was very sloshy when I was playing the game. It was so much fun
I enjoyed it World of Warcraft
I would almost think you'd have to be kind of sloshy to enjoy the game. I mean I don't know
I'm not a gamer. I kind of I miss
I've done gaming like in the past like but like this stuff like
Like the blame stuff like Nintendo addicting from the perspective playstation you show you got it when you log on to this game
there
It's it's a there's a community. So you've got a yeah, you got to do that's a big part of this
You got to do dailies. You got to do things daily. They become your friends. Well, I mean not yeah that so yes
They are yeah, they're your friends and they're all from all over the world
I mean there was a there was a guy his name is Tommy. I've Austin may even remember
I may have mentioned him Tommy is a icon for
Tommy's was his name, but he was iconic because all his characters began with Tommy
So Tommy this Tommy that clever. Yeah
That way everyone knew who it was right and plus he was from Australia and everybody
Was Tommy. Yeah, and he called me doc. That's not close. You know, he ended up dying of cancer
Was a very fun Tommy. No, he had what well he had a dyno cancer. Oh shit
That was it was really weird too because it was just kind of like fuck him because we would we were literally
In his in his late early 30s late 20s
Oh, that's in a indiano
He has a wife and two kids and you know, they're from Australia and they they live in the heart of it
And you know there and as you can hear the kids in the background and it was ah, give me a second
I gotta go take out of this, you know
A cancer what kind of I think he had lung cancer
Yeah, he was a he was a trucker in um, so he would log on a weird hours and you know
But it was just i'm telling you there was a there's a community of folk out there that play these games
Yeah, and you get you bond with them. Oh, yeah
They're your brethren is that the word brethren. I look yes, I look at it like this
Because some people would make fun of me. I'm like, you know what? There's some losers out there that
Uh, and I hate saying losers like that. There are some folks out there that go to bars
Every single night to hang out with some friends and they drink or not even not even friends like with other local drunks
They're out local alcohol. They're spending shit loads of money out there doing whatever i'm at home
Right. All right
I'm i'm getting a little shitty
And i'm playing my game and you're saving money. I've got my headset
I'm talking to people all over the planet playing a game that I enjoy. Yeah, I get it
You know, I don't really see a whole lot wrong with it and my wife, you know, she wasn't bad. She didn't care
Now, maybe she did maybe she would want me next. I don't know maybe but you know, why don't you?
Nah, I got it. But with her
Yeah, probably you're never there once every other month, but you're just never there
Once every other month, you know what? Yeah, so my brother is addicted to sea of thieves
Have you heard of that one? Yes sea of thieves my god, that is old very old and he's totally into it
And he got his even now
Right now like I guarantee right now. He's playing it guarantee it and he he got his
Uh his son one two three three sons
Into it as well
Two of them live at home. One of them lives in new orleans
And that's their way game we have used to have that's the way that they all stay in touch
And they and they together
We could talk about it. Right. It's like a phone call, but you're playing exactly
They're talking and they're and he's trying to he told me well, come on do it with us. We had that game
And I could never play it. It's not that old is it?
Yeah, yeah, we had the game and I tried to play it in 2014
Like what does that mean? You couldn't play it you like you weren't skilled enough. Uh, no, I didn't well
Maybe I didn't know how to play it and it didn't have um
It didn't have I didn't I didn't go through the regular log on where the death tutorials
I usually just jump in and try to learn how to play if you don't get like enamored right away you move on
Well, yeah, that's basically yeah. No, I figured it would be I thought it was like a child's game
It kind of it kind of is it kind of is I mean he showed it to me when I was out in Tucson
He logged on and he's playing with his sons
But you know, but that's the whole point
I mean back to your point where like you're forming a bond with people and so he's able to play with your kids
Yeah, he's able to play with his kid that's in new orleans and then he's got you know
Kid two kids that live at home. There were different points
Different places in the house and they're all playing together and they all get on at the same time
I think that's fantastic
It is cool and and it's that's what he was describing to me that they they can work together
To solve problems you should do fortnight with brody
Yeah
I totally should
On Tuesday nights, he would kill you it would be that I should do it on Tuesday nights
Well, I told you that's what happened when I played call of duty with them
Every second I was my screen was turning red and they were going. Oh my god, dad
And they were running back to save me
Yeah, but you can i'm running and running in the corner and I don't know where they are, but you get better. I'm my dad
I'm my dad when I was playing video games with my dad. We had two on two basketball dad. You saw yeah
I was like, where are you dad? It's two on two. You got to do a pick and roll
I like, you know, like we're playing two on two basketball
And I went yes, and I went to the other side of the court and there he was in the far corner
Running in place trying to get away
Trying to get away. I was like dad. What are you doing? I don't know what i'm doing
I don't know where I am, but you're you're that was me when I was at the call of duty with my stand of the video game
That's the concession stand. No, this is my dad. My dad. Yeah, that's what i'm saying. Yeah, it was bad
I was like dad. This is hopeless. You can't I mean, I don't know if my dad has ever played a video game
Can't you look at the controller and just see that this is left? This is right. This is up. This is down
He couldn't get it. I had to give up
He couldn't work the cnc machine then
No, yeah, maybe in the corner, but here's the thing neither can show him
He doesn't know home
He doesn't know I know home. I know zeroing. He doesn't know any of that. I've given him the shit
I know because he's actually I know a lot more because he's ever he's never actually done it
well, anyway, let's move on i'm one of these guys that I refuse to
Learn it until we're gonna decide to to i'm not gonna learn 15 different programs. We haven't had 15 programs
We've only had 14 i'm just saying but once we get a program solid i'm gonna start learning. All right, let's move on
Hey, we haven't brought up your butt. We haven't talked about dead people in a long time
You know, we haven't talked about we haven't talked about the fucking democrats
Losers, what about him? We talked about the democrats every pod. Yeah, but you know what they're
wanting to hand out more money
In california to illegal immigrants. No, this is the gas price. Hold on. What are you talking about?
It's a real thing. They just passed a bill
to provide
uh assistance
To illegal immigrants. Well, you saw what new york illegal aliens in california. Well, new york did that
I didn't identify as an alien where they go. Well in new york, you could get
$15,000 from the government of new york
There's three billion dollars. They blew through that and the illegal immigrants are throwing a protest saying
More yeah more that's not enough three billion is not we're not allowed to be here, but we want more of your money, correct
More of american that's where the dude locks in the m60 at the fuck in the top of the hotel in las vegas
It starts plowing down on that fucking manhattan bridge. Well, that's my thing. I was like I was like why do they get
$15,000
If I lived in new york, I'd be pissed actually
$15,000 in new york would not last you very long
Outside of new york city. Yeah, have you price those hot dogs if you're if you're paying for an apartment or something?
Oh, what are they doing with this money? Right? Well, I know they're buying food. They're getting an apartment. They're getting bare necessities
$15,000 wouldn't last three months
No wouldn't well not with a family
No wouldn't if you lived in some little shit town, no shit town, but i'm talking about manhattan all new york city penhouse look
Tower the but these guys that they're coming up from the south illegal. I mean, where are they living?
Is it assisted living? I mean, what are they?
Usually they're living with friends in some dilapidated apartment complex. Yeah, you know
It's like five families in one apartment. Yeah, it's fucked up. And you know what frankly, and how is that a good thing?
Or next to you. It's not you it's you can't have a multi-loan. We're creating a humanitarian crisis not only on the border
But wherever they end up
Yep, because they can't get fucking jobs or they have to but it's it's like shady
You know what I mean? Yeah. Well you hear about these companies. I mean, it's a perpetual. Yeah, it's a perpetual
humanitarian crisis
From the beginning of the line to the end of the line. Well, it's only gonna get worse
it's only gonna get worse because uh, did you hear that there's
Approximately a hundred and seventy thousand people
170,000 people just waiting
for the covid restrictions to get lifted and for the uh immigration laws to i can't believe that that many people got
like rejected at the border, I mean
Why would they reject anybody like like the bite administration wants as many people as possible to go across the border?
What's the border patrol though that did that right? So they're doing their job. They're doing their job. I love that and
You saw what happened to the horse riders, right? They're accused of whipping. Yeah them. So they
Told them no more horses and they got suspended. They they gave that
No crazy, they recounted all that they they came back after they started looking at all the feeds and reality sunk in they were like
We're sorry, you know, and they realized that horses are I didn't hear any sorry. I heard no sorry at all
Uh, there was no sorry. However, they did bring back the horses because they are very quietly
So easy so much more easy to traverse through of course the terrain than than any vehicle
Yeah, the biden administration is so freaking cowardly and shady man
Yeah
And and then they do this
They they they you know, they went out on a you know went out there
And totally dog them
For for whipping just like slavery whipping them, you know all this stuff
What what month and then and then they apologize without telling me march. So we're 12 plus
Three so we're 15 of 48 months in correct
Jesus we're a third in but that even less than a third in halfway yet
I thought he was gonna die before he ends his term. I don't know if he is from honor but fuck man of old age
Of old age just just being just no i'm being serious. I don't want him to die
But she is because harris is even worse
She is you know, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. I continue to give her the benefit of the doubt
No, why she's an idiot? She's the most absolute qualified highest ranking official. She's ever had in the history of this country
boner
she is
Period pocketful of boners, you know, I cannot believe in a pocketful of boners
I cannot believe the the conversation he has is she had with the the the press corps with the polish
You want to take this one we have like a million people starving to death on the border
You want to take this one? I can't answer it is a friend indeed. She sucks balls. She's horrible. She's so unqualified
Well, I mean part of me feels bad for her because she was thrown in this position but
I don't she wanted it. She wanted to be president. She wanted it. Oh, she ran for president
She ran for president and just tanked. You're damn right. She got two percent. No, she got one
And you remember have you did you see the footage when they they pulled up her bus?
And she just got all giddy. She's like oh my bus with her name and her picture on the side
How many campaigns do you know?
That would when biden was decided to be the nominee he picked the one percenter
He picks the one percenter. Well, he did the same thing with the supreme court justice. No, it's because of
Gender and race absolutely has nothing to do with qualifications thing with supreme court justice
You know, we have to have a black woman the way to do he picked a black woman
But he voted against a black woman. Yeah, he sure did
You know
This which uh, man i'm telling you my there's oregon
Washington it wasn't washington schools. Yeah the schools
You made a statement earlier about the
white folk
Having to be punished, uh at a different level than any other race. Yes for the same
Same crime same thing or whatever. Are you talking about? Hold on in the school in the school. So if you get
We're talking about discipline if there's an infraction
And whatever it is, let's say it's yes, you know
I'm just gonna smoke a pot in the bathroom. I'll just paint it up. Why did you do that a lot?
No, I never did that actually
You've never smoked pot in a high school bathroom
Never didn't we all I did not paul. Nice. Whoa and thailand. I was the
Master of smoking no more than that. I was the midwest
Distributor more than that doing lines
Yeah
So talk about breaking bad for five a and four a schools. I in the in the southwest and midwest
I was the the largest supplier
Of bathroom a bathroom pot bathroom weed. Yeah, but then I changed my ways. Yeah, did you roll it with tampon paper?
Uh, no we used
something else
Because I don't know what compares with tampon paper
But apparently you do there's tampon paper
Well, what does that mean? It's the wrapper in which a tampon comes in you can wrap a doobie in a tampon paper
I thought it was like a plastic applicator. No, no, no, no, no missile that looks like oh, I don't know
I I don't know maybe you can he's got two
Three women in his house. Yes, he knows, you know
You have tampon. We have none of that in my house
Oh my god. Well, hold on. All right
So here's the thing the buzz is is that some of the the homeless folk out there that uh, they don't have doobies
Or rolling papers will use
available
um stuff some of the available stuff it happens to be the the
Wrappings of the tampons. I think I'd go to like a school and go through the dumpster finally notebook paper
Well, it it turns out that the tampon paper seems a little less harsh on the lungs
Than what the hell is that?
All I have is notebook paper a one pound paper. It's like a college rule. It's like a bazooka
It's like a bazooka
Doobie and yeah, you can't use the college kill all of white paper. It's way too much bleacher inhaling god
That would be awful. There'd be some glue and weird shit in there. Have you been around a paper mill? Oh it stinks
It stinks bad. That would be awful for a doobie. Yeah, not that I would know anyway, please lord finish your washington school story
Yeah, what happened? It's my fault. Okay, you said washington what the washington school? Oh, we're talking about punishment for whites versus blacks
Oh, there you go. So
Did you want to explain it? Well, you go ahead so what it is is this washington school?
I don't know if it's a school district or an individual school
uh just passed a new
law or whatever that
The discipline will look at race level first
Right. So instead of infraction their look is just a white person black person hispanic or whatever
So if it's a white person, they will get punished more harshly than any other race, right?
So let's just uh do a hypothetical get caught cheating. So the kids are in the cafeteria
Is reciprocal? I mean does that mean we get rewarded when we do get rewarded less? Oh
Right. So let's say there's an infraction in the high school cafeteria
Uh, somebody is telling somebody to sit down
Uh, the white person stands up and slaps the teacher that's on duty
The black person slaps the teacher that's on duty the hispanic person
Slaps the teacher that's on duty
They each get different
Correct punishment
For slapping the teacher that's on based on the color of their skin based on the color of their skin. I would go absolutely
Ape shit as a parent in that school. Oh my god. I'd be oh my god
And in the and here's the thing and I would say the asians need to be punished even worse these these cocksucking democrats
These pieces shit mother fuckers. Well, listen, no, no, no, no, i'm not done. I'm not done cut his mic
Here's what they're doing cut his mic. My god is out of control
They went as far as
Anticipating that these parents were going to be complaining
So that we could classify them as terrorists domestic terrorists. Yeah, is that still a thing?
Uh that that that they shot it down. Well, they shut it down softened quite a bit. However, they got so much kickback
Oh, of course the problem with that is that that was the plan
Again, well, I know look they are they are weaving into the the the fabric of our
uh society
They're starting to fucking poke us from every single direction. How idiotic is that?
I mean do they seriously think all right? Listen the government can get away with all sorts of shit, right?
We've i've talked about this a million times. What do people want to focus on right their job?
Putting food on their table life life taking care of their kids educating their kids just getting through life
Just getting through life life is complicated enough, right?
They just want to go to church and they just want to be good people and they want to do their thing and you know
Do their part
And you know what when the government does their shit how many people say?
Or it doesn't it doesn't make any difference who I vote for for president. It's not going to affect me
Look at what just does it ever does it ever right? But that's what people think and right and they're just like, you know what?
government do your thing even like
Like federal government do your thing and state government do your thing even city government do your thing, right?
It doesn't affect me doesn't affect me. I'm just focusing on my kids and then suddenly
boom
You're telling a parent
That they can't complain when their kids looking at porn that's school that's school board the lowest level
Right lowest level lowest level
now we're watering it down to where what the
What's happening to the kids and what the kids are learning and what the curriculum is and and parents start to figure that out because they got on
Fucking zoom calls during during during covid and they were like what?
The great the great mystery right the great secret right the great secret of what their kids are being taught
And they were like uh-uh
Finally, right
Finally the family has no choice the mom the dad they have no choice but to get involved and say
Hell no, you're not teaching my kid that and then the democrats have that extra layer of defense
Is that hey, man, if you complain you're you're yeah, or you're racist
You're getting your ass dragged out out of the school board meeting, right? Well, it backfired big time
It backfired big time against the democrats. That's why there's gonna be a red wave like we have never seen
I hope when I hope this fall this fall hopefully november it hopefully I think dude
I just have a bad feeling that something's gonna happen. No, it isn't that's going to
derail that it can't
At this point it can't
Also, I heard on the five. I don't know if the status correct. This is what judge jean
Said that yeah this whole hunter biden laptop thing. Yep. That just came out as true
that if
They said 50 percent of the democrats that people voted for biden
Would have rethought their vote if they knew this was true
dude
Okay, 50 percent how any how anybody could have voted for biden? Okay. Well, we already know they voted for biden
Because they hated trump
They were fed lies
They were fed lies about trump by the mainstream media
And so they said it doesn't matter. We we hate trump. We it they could write they literally could have put anybody
Fucking cardboard box up there a cardboard box
Against trump was it a basement? Well and yeah, he did. Yeah, I mean come on
It was a and and he got the most votes ever ever
more than obama
Hmm
Just absorb that for a second fraud maybe
stolen maybe
Uh, I don't know
Could be you can't because if you are it's misinformation. No, we're gonna get canceled. We're gonna get this what he act
No, so what what you're saying is that in your opinion?
You think that this could be fraud? Oh ballot ballot harvesting through the ass male in ballots. I mean, come on
It was I mean in all the swing states, but just the swing states. I know very curious, right?
I mean, come on. It was obvious
It was obvious to all of us. We went to bed that night
He was leading
Everywhere we woke up the next morning
He was trailing everywhere in all six swing states. Yep. Yep. I mean it was a bullshit deal
So a hundred percent elon omar's
Area husband brother she was uh, I mean she herself was
Padding the uh the folks that were harvesting the ballots. Yeah, correct. I mean
Why why doesn't that stuff come out?
I mean, that's because the press yeah, the press is is solely in the pocket of the democrats
And I think I think the evidence is we may have touched on it
Is this newest?
uh supreme court justice and how they are representing her in the press versus
a very qualified amy coney barrett who is another female
How they represented her versus?
I don't even know what this ken jay brown is that her name?
This new uh supreme court justice nominee. It was jackson jackson jackson. Yeah jackson for sure
and uh, it's just pure
180 degree difference on how they're covering this
No, no, we're in total agreement. It's it's it's not only
inconsistent it's
Despicably hypocritical
But but we know that but we know that but we know that but that's the whole point
We know that everybody knows that everyone knows that you say you think that the person sitting in some little flat in new york city is going
You know what they covered amy coney barrett a lot different than this
Okay, they don't even know who barrett is that's what I mean. They don't know who jackson is they don't pay attention
The fact that we're even talking about it. We are in the
I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna say
We're we may be less than 10 in the no. I mean we are 10 in the no
In the no
I would say 90 plus percent of the country
Couldn't couldn't tell you who barrett is
Couldn't tell you a cavanaugh is couldn't tell you who jackson is well you see it 90. I'm gonna go out on him 90
Plus percent of the country has no fucking clue what what's what's I think you may be right because you see these interviews
Jesse waters does it you saw jay lennard do it man on the street right and he would ask these no clue basic questions
No clue that I know probably we know and they're just like I don't know who the first guy is
Like I don't know who the first president of the united states was so what's that?
What's that age group because well those are usually college kids it is so so we did you well
I watched fox news when I was in college. I did I watched fox news actually in my in my house
It was cnn, but that's what cnn was actually but the but the point is you were at least news organization
You were at least tuned into something of news you cared about news you cared about world events right uh national events
Did you did you of course and that's what I mean it's okay to say no
I don't know
I watched norm that's the norm the norm for me was really headline news in the morning with robin mead
Hell yeah god bless. I have no idea what she said, but I stared at her boobs the whole time
I didn't watch who were the two guys that did the go for the black guy and the white guy
There were two of them
Um so racist
It was equal right?
Well, did they have equal air time?
Yeah, they were sitting next to each other
Okay, i'm gonna go with wolf blitzer. No it wasn't well. He was on the wolf blitzer
What are you talking about the gulf war of course it was bernard shaw
There you go bernard shaw's and who was the white guy that sat next to him? I thought it was
No, it was not wolf blitzer. Oh, don't get frustrated with me. I don't know another white guy bernard shaw and it was another
He's recently I don't know recently, but he's died recently. I don't know damn rather
He's an idiot. No, um
Tom brocco, Tom
Damn, I went you beat me to it
Um, was it tom brocco? No, it was not tom brocco. No, because he's not cnn
No, it was bernard shaw during the gulf the first gulf war. You know some other dude
I can't think of it. Oh, so white guys are dudes now
Uh, peter greg gamut. No
I'll know when you say it
But anyway, that's when that's what I started getting the news john holloman. Yes, john holloman never heard of john holloman
cnn correspondent sort of
Technically the three of them there was a there's bernard shaw. It was john holloman and there was peter arnett show us something
Mr producer
John peter holloman anchored coverage from their hotel room in downtown baghdad
Which was the target of us and allied missiles missiles missiles never before had americans in the world witnessed
The other guy who's the african-american dude bernard shaw bernard shaw. Yeah, that's him
So so not to make a hard left here
How about the fox news people that died in ukraine?
Yeah, that's a camera guy man the camera guy. That's their guys
Yeah, like not just obscure like and did you hear that the guy who was with them the reporter the on-air talent?
Was injured. Yeah, I don't know how bad they got him out
Correspondence was like he was secreted out
Yeah, they hired some uh company. Yeah to go over and get him austin
Yeah, and they went over there and like stuck in there and got him. Yeah, it's crazy. They don't fuck around. They got money
That's like ross perot ross perot trying to get his employees out of fucking iran
That failed it did fail, but my point is when you've got money you try to do shit like that. Well true true
You know i'm saying it did fail because they got him out
You know i'm saying it did fail because the uh sand the sand fucked up the helicopters
That's when the carter set them all in right did is wasn't that the one carter didn't send anybody in ross perot went in
I thought to get his own people. I thought uh, didn't carter try to save the iran
Carter's a fucking moron. He did nothing. Well, I thought that he was the one who was gonna take credit for it though, wasn't he?
No, i ran uh hostages. So so carter gave ross perot the the green light
Is that what you're saying? And then he was gonna take credit for it if it worked
Yeah
What's happening?
Why why'd you shine that my eyes because you were wrong. Yeah, what was that? There's a little flashlight
Oh, I saw a light there. I was like, oh my god. He was coming after me from harbor free
You know what he was doing? Hey, uh, mr producer. I I typed in cnn iraq war reporter
Alpha podcasting that was I was
CNN iraq war reporter you were alpha podcasting me by by doing a a crazy bright light in my eyes
Um, but we we were glued to the tv every night. Oh my god every night
And it was darth vader going this is cnn now was that
The first gulf war the second that was the very first one in 1990. Okay, so that's when
Salah mussein invaded kuwait, correct
and then
Fucking george bush senior
Destroyed them. Well, yes a 10 warthogs
Went down the street
And decimated there which is what would happen right now in ukraine if they had a 10 warthogs
They they're the convoy just sitting on the street on the on the kink to the gate go anywhere. What's it called tank busters?
Well, I mean javelins are taking care of that so they're they're doing what they are wood chipper program where they're you know
They're just chipping out chipping
Down at all the the different tanks out there, you know
They're getting desperate man. Um, the russian army there is getting desperate. Yeah, I don't think so
Yeah, no, yeah, they are they're running out of food. They're running out of ammunition
They may be running out of food. They may be running out of ammunition. They may be running out of everything
But here's the thing he has more of an arsenal ready to go at of course. I am
Scared what the fuck he's gonna do. Oh, it's gonna get worse
So, you know as he gets desperate and becomes humiliated on the global stage, which he is. Yes
I think he's gonna find a way out
No
No, I think he's gonna make it worse. No, I think he's gonna try to say
I'll keep what I have he's gonna pull he or she. I hope so back out
He's gonna pull a hiroshima. He even won't drop nukes
No nukes will be over for him
Yeah, it will a lot of people as well. It will be the end of him. It will end them
End them in who and russia. Well at that point he may be like, you know what i'm 70
Fuck it. I'm fucking scary
I've got a bunker
I got a bunker and I can live comfortably for public for the for the rest of my life in my kid's life
Didn't we talk about that last week where like if his generals if he said, you know flip the switch
Flip the switch
You know they would put the put the keys in there turn the keys turn the keys flip the switch like the red button
The generals are gonna be like
fuck you
Fuck you. Oh man. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, they will
That old russia there's some hardcore mindset over there. Yeah, but there's also a you're killing our own countrymen
In ukraine those guys are brainwashed
Just like the democrats. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so god. I hope so
Let's just say let's just say I hope that somebody
At that point in time is gonna pull pull a revolver and arrest him, you know what what i'm i'm really concerned about is chernobyl
Yeah, they're saying that the monitors are not working
The radiation monitors are not working and the electricity was off. I don't know if it's still off
That will kill
Eastern europe eastern europe. Yeah
Well, depending on where it blows
Well, no if if it overheats, it's gonna it's gonna melt through
And get into the water table. Yes, right. That's what the threat was
Yeah way back in the 80s all back to the beginning, right?
So if they can't control the heat and the and the meltdown
It'll melt through why is she still melting down?
I mean because it has a half life of a billion years or whatever it is, right? It's still in there cooking
it's not like you add like
fucking vinegar to
Cornstarch or whatever that is
essential oils, thank you
Can't you spray like
peppermint
Well, no, like like what if you dropped it from a helicopter? Well, the helicopter would crash
That's what happened in the movie. There's so much radiation. It just they fried it flew over. Have you seen it?
Well, please hold on time out. Have you seen the chenobyl? First of all, I haven't seen the movie that you guys both have
Well, no, it's not a movie. It's a mini series. No, whatever
But I have shon you what what no it's so good. I've seen parts of it and
I don't really I don't it's incredible. Okay, listen story
But what I have and there's tons of new is the aftermath
and i've
I've watched the the engineering the love scenes are amazing
Them trying to because this is they've done it twice. Okay, where they they cover up
Um to try to keep this thing contained. I know and then they they build another one
and the the resources it's not working the resources to be able to do this is
Incredible and the russians fucking attacked it
Yeah, and destroyed the electricity that's keeping it cool. I mean how
How retarded that would affect russia as well. Yes, it would the whole region. I mean what's done
How ignorant are these soldiers? What control?
What generals or colonels or whatever are in control here? I mean, why would you do that?
I don't know. That's fucking retarded like like
Retarded like like on the scale of one to a million. There's a million retarded that
And this may have been in the movie too that that I mean they just they they went down there
uh, even
After the after the first enclosure was built
Yeah, and they're going in to try to to do the second enclosure and they're investigating trying to figure out
All right, what we have to build it. This is gonna be really heavy. So we have to
Uh evaluate the integrity of the substrate to what we're gonna put on there. So they send these guys down there and
You know, they all perish
All of them. Okay. Well, okay
So if you're talking about the original movie this is well before they even built the structure
No, this is this is when they tunneled under they they there was gonna be a meltdown
That was an effort to try to control the original
Okay issue. Yeah, you gotta watch it. Yeah, all those guys were sacrificed completely sacrificed
They dug underneath and saved
You gotta give them their heroes. Yeah, they fucking tunneled underneath the core platform
and
And and filled it with concrete. I think they did fill the concrete
I don't know how they stopped it. They they somehow either turned on coolants
They made sure it was not going going into the water table. Correct what he described earlier
They saved eastern europe. I'm telling you it's it would have been
Beyond our imagination in terms of catastrophic loss of life and it still may happen. It still may happen
They fucking attacked it. I don't know
I don't get it
No one lives there anymore. Why would they attack it? Just go around it
There was just a team of people that made sure it didn't kill everybody
And they took fucking took them hostage right they took them hostage
And now the monitors that are in place are not working
How could you how could you take that energy and harvest it?
Like in the cnc machine
No
I'm just trying to
I think we're better. I could know i'm just thinking massive stink bombs. How could you harness that over all of your radiation?
And convert it to uh an applicable energy somehow. No, you you can't do anything with radioactive material
That you know of
I'm gonna test it who's gonna go in there and go let me have a scoop of that try it. Well, I mean
Scoop, I'm gonna put that in my shake. There's there's all kinds of a little bit of chocolate protein
You never know. I mean you're right. No, there may be a use for it. But right now you never know toxic. It's so toxic
Here's the tragedy
The greatest form of renewable energy on this planet nuclear is nuclear
But fucking retards like the russians built a fucking reactor
That has the capability of of falling apart and melting down when it's mismanaged
That can't happen
Well, I shouldn't say that we have three mile island
Hey, but it is fukushima
Well, which is even worse than chernobyl. That was huge. You're gonna put that on the coast where a fucking
Volcano and earthquakes happen where a fucking tsunami can take out your you know what? That's a good point. That's right
That's right. Sure the hell and those guys had a a horrendous time. Oh, they're dead those gates
They're still they're still gonna die
The people that committed themselves
To solving the problem at what is it? Fukushima?
Yeah, they're dead they all have cancer and they paid
Buku money to their families
Because they were still on site trying to solve the problem same deal as chernobyl those guys that
Like ran out if you watch the show, it's incredible
You have 45 seconds get out there and pick up as much as you can and and what was it throw it over?
Pick up the stuff and throw it over and you gotta be back in. I don't remember
Oh god, I remember the first you stayed out there for more than 45 seconds. You're dead
Well, they died anyway
What the or the fire with the first responders first responders did but the second wave third wave
Third wave they started collecting the radioactive material and started throwing it off the building
But they had to I don't remember. Oh, it was awful
awful
Absolutely. So when they threw it off the building, where would it go?
down into the pit
They were trying to get the radio material
Oh, it blew it into a million pieces and the first responders were like what is this stuff and they would pick it up
It was hot and they had gloves and they were like, oh, this is what is this?
Oh, no, they showed them like later in the hospital. Yeah, they were like like within 24 hours
Those guys were dead within 24 hours. Yeah, it was nasty like they melting melting
and then then it became like
Weeks and months and years for the rest of them
right
All melting
Well, well, no the first ones did because they were they were they had so much they were exposed to the most radioactive
It just broke their whole cell. It was the core. It was literally they were holding pieces of the core going. What is this?
Oh my god, it's completely cellular breakdown. Yeah, that's what it is 100. Yep
100 percent you follow one when they were walking into i'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I was gonna say they you follow one of the firemen
Um, yes when he gets the call on the truck boom and you see him holding stuff all the way through the hospital to where he dies
Yeah, he and what he looks like at the end correct. He's literally walking into the hospital and his skin is already
melting sloughing off and and and the hospital staff are like
We don't we don't know what this is like. We don't know how to treat this. We have nothing to treat this
He just deteriorated we have no idea what any of this is and then all these people started coming in
and then waves of them and they were like
We don't know what this is
is it um
contagious
No spread. Well, they are radioactive
Oh, yeah, because they themselves because the wife couldn't get close to him
I think she finally said screw it got next to him right at the very end. She died
Yeah, she got next to him right at the very end right before he died, but they were they were radioactive. That's right
Yeah, and they didn't know that so all the hospital staff died
It's awful. You need to why it's
It's awful. You need to watch that right, right? It's like oh smell it. Oh my god smell this
This tastes like complete shit. You got to try this
I'm telling you but but shan i'm telling you you you must but but i've heard it's amazing
I've heard enough you've got to watch it and you have to watch the michael jackson documentary as well. I don't need to
To do they show the parable. Do they show the tip?
I don't need to hear the testimony of young boys staring to the abyss of michael jackson's bunghole
He did that to the little boys bunghole
He was going to them. He he would stare into it. I
I just think he was a kid
That never grew up and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it hanging out with other kids having sex with other kids
But he was i'm just saying in his mind
In his mind doesn't justify not mine not yours not yours in his mind
He was a kid that never had a childhood. So he identified as a kid. Yes
Just like leah thompson identifies as a woman
Dude, you know, whoa, I like where you're going with this. So what does a kid an adult that identifies as a child?
What's that called? It's called a mental disorder. I agree, but there's probably a thing for that stupid age dysphoria
There's got to be a term for that. I don't know trans hold on transgender
transgender is
Trans trans trans gender that would mean he thought he was a woman
No, he he's a man but thought he was a child as a woman who's transitioning into a kid
So it's not a trans not trans anything
This is what is how you talking about michael jackson still?
Yes, so I thought you did a nice little segue talking about the and taking all the not little by the way
He's he's he's
He's
Lea thompson compared to the ladies. He's a big dude. Mr. Thompson
He's a big dude that's stomping the shit out of all the women in the pool. Well, he did lose
How big is he? Is he a big how tall is he?
He was swimming with the guys before he switched
But no he won first place well he won first place in the 500 meter he's a national champion national champion
He was ranked in the 400s as a man
Bullshit and I love that desantis do you hear what desantis did?
Yeah, he declared the second place won the winner. Is she from florida? Everybody is yes. That's why all right
So the the woman that won the actual woman that won in the woman's
Championship that's how we desantis uh, yeah
Congratulations now and now in there and there's feminist organizations that are now saying
Second place is first place correct
Laminists. Yes, of course feminists are believe 100% in in advancing women's rights
And now fucking men are competing in women's rights
And now fucking men are competing in women's sports. Are you kidding me?
Where are the feminists there should be more well, they're called something there are some but there need to be more
Yeah, where are the pussy? Where are they?
Well the the feminist what's funny is I was watching I think it was tucker who was interviewing a feminist who was
hardcore feminist and
Oh, yeah, the other liberals threw her under the bus because she was like it's not right that men are competing
That's what i'm talking about and they she's hardcore. They're not transgender. They're feminists, right?
Women's rights and she's like i'm standing up for the woman, but the lgb community
Completely attacked her. Of course they did and eating one of their own and fuck them
Yeah, I don't get it feminists need to stand up for women's sports women's rights
Where's Gloria Steinem?
Yes, where is she at in all this? Is she still alive?
Oh, she was like the start of the whole movement. Well, it says right there that the time is only five foot seven inches
Well, then the other ladies are like four feet tiny. All right. Well, maybe
Oh my god, that's crazy
in the pictures
She looks he looks like a monstrosity. Look at that. I'm on the shortest one
now
This that can't be right now. There's no way he's five seven first place platform is higher than a second place
Oh, thank you. Yeah, but look at the width of them
Look at the width of the girth or maybe look how high his penis is compared to her, right?
The other two penises are like inverted or something. No, she
That's a moose knuckle. Well, he still has his ween
Oh
Oh, that's another thing I heard
the penn state
Swimmers in the locker room said his manhood is fully functional
Is it boner rising?
Well, he's in the shower. They did not elaborate
But they said his manhood is there and fully functional
Which means so he changes I guess I guess he's walking around with a fucking hard on
around his penn state
Teammate, I don't think that's true. That's what they said. He just fully functional is what they said. What does that mean?
Hold on. He's walking around with a fully functional
Why would they check elating? Why would they?
That's functional when nobody said he said well, no, they said is urinating hard on that's what I mean
Is he urinating fully functional is a hard on come on guys. Oh, well, you know what?
I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt but
No
If his critical penn state's teammates
Critical being critical of him
Say he's fully functional. It's a hard on in the locker room. He's gonna kill himself
Probably you know what the suicide rate for transgender. Yes, very has like 40 percent. Yes
Here we're busting his balls. Nope. They have no place in in the world. Here's the thing
We're busting his balls right now. We don't know him. No, the only problem I have
We don't problem I have is what he's doing here with the swimming, but that's just it just he's being he's bow out
Yeah, that's what I mean. Just just fucking bow out. Hold on. Hold on pump the brakes
Let's give the let's give the okay the boy the benefit of doubt. All right, let's do this. Let's just say
There are folk
Okay, pull the strings
say hey
Uh, we want you to xyz
You know, we realize where you're at. We we want to support you
And they kind of forced this issue. Maybe it's not necessarily him
Maybe there's the he's there's a team behind him the by they have an agenda
administration
Jen balsa, whatever jen balsakie
camel toe hair there's
Something i'm just saying give him like keep going because he's not the smartest guy on the planet. We can look at him
I mean nobody would look if look if you know, why would you subject yourself to that?
Why I don't think he really wants to do that. I think he does but at the same I think right now
He's enjoying the attention
I think that's but this thing is going to sizzle out and he he wants to be a um a pioneer
Right now transgender movement this program is
Backfiring on him it is and they're hating on him
It's going to get ugly because it's starting to get ugly. The feminists are going after him desantis is going after him
I'm sorry. They should and and look
They should have never put this boy in
In this position, they should have never done it. I agree with because it's 20 years old 21 years old
Yeah, but he's gonna he hold on he made the decision to transition
From a male to a female and he made the decision at any time
And when he did made that decision he decided to keep swimming for penn state
and and keep
And swim as a woman. He should have kept as a man
Look or just quit
Just quit
I'm sorry. I'm sorry there. There's a point in there where you decide that you're on the men's team quit
There's there's a point there there when you're on the men's team. He sucked as a man somebody
Somebody had to have the conversation with them. That's what I had I struggle with he sucked as a man
Well, i'm sure he did he wasn't getting no. No, my point is really
Really?
No, he identified well identifies as a woman
And so maybe he did anyway, so he was not getting the scores that he needed to
Like he wasn't doing well
Yeah, but part of part of swimming and then and then
It's the spirit of the game you go you you you swim for a college. Yeah, but he's not meeting that spirit
No, are you sure? Yes. No, he's coming in fourth place
He also won he won the national championship national champion women's i'm talking about in the men's
Oh, oh he was getting his ass. That's what I mean as swimming as a woman as a man
He was totally mediocre. He well 400 is not mediocre
It sucks. He was mediocre in the united states at penn state. No, no, no not in the united states at penn state
He was placing. Oh, yeah, that's not at 400 at penn state. He was nationally at college. He was ranked 400 something
That's not bad
That's awful. Yeah, it is. Come on. How many colleges out there three?
Uh, come on
Okay, granted. He's an amazing swimmer. No, no, we don't have to go that far. He's an amazing swimmer
He and she is amazing swimmer, but he's no olympian. He's no champion
Okay, and we can we can go that he's no champion
I think what the argument is is the 440th ranked male is first
Yes in the women's yes
That should have never happened. No
It should never never happen and the folks that got in touch with him to try to promote that program are wrong
Well, we don't know that you're making up you're going out on a big limb here. Hold on. I think you are
I am going on the limb, but you know what like george soros called him and said no you need to do this
Uh, no, I mean he could be he could be narcissistic. Yeah, I doubt that
I don't think he has the I don't think he has the know-how to do it
I don't know. I don't know but like you said you don't know him
I don't I mean he's older than you were when you when you trekked out on your on your own, right? So you you
Were able to do it. He could make his own decisions. He's an adult. He's 20 21 years old. He's a big time an adult
He can make his own decisions now. Did someone speak in his ear to help him? Yes, make the decision
Maybe this is the most scrutinized athlete on the planet right now. Well kappa nike
No, no, he's not an athlete. He is the most scrutinized athlete on the planet right now
I'm not saying cap kappa neck is he is scrutinized. Yes right now
This the entire world's guys eyes on this guy
Yeah, he's gonna end up whacking himself and so why so why so why why somebody's intervene?
They they need to have somebody
Somebody just step in and say you need to stop ncaa
Yeah, he's stepping to do this and they have already told they've all they're not no they're they're 100 100
On transgender involved they caved they caved 100
They need to be shot and I tell you what the only way I think this is going to end is if the women bang
scissor
No, I mean, I'm just thinking like bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
No, the energy gunshot bang. No what I'm saying is is if the women
Don't even compete with them
Yeah, now have a transgender category where he's up there on the blocks and everyone else is just standing there
And he's by himself
A transgender category. No, I think no that's not gonna happen. Do it. That's not gonna happen. It's like paralympics
That's not gonna happen until a transgender a cat a transgender agree with that, but that's not gonna happen until
the
fellow women
Swimmers protest they are they're starting to they're starting to but what would happen would he won?
Well, the
Well, they all gathered with the girls and he dropped by himself
They all gathered around the girl that one second right and they walked right past him. Do you know what my solution would be?
Here's my solution
My solution is to have the men's and the women's yeah and the transgenders
I'll go against each other all perform at the same time. That's retarded. No, I don't think it is it is why?
They had that the Olympics
What you see that race?
Hold on Olympics. Hold on. Hold on. Are you talking about like the women swam with the men?
No, it was a track. That's what I'm talking about. It was a track race
They had men's and the women's
Combined team did it really? Yes
And the men destroyed the women that's what it was. It was all strategy saying I want the men to run against this person
They got such a lead. That's not what i'm saying and then the woman what i'm saying is that you have you have swimming
Okay, i'm not dogging women you you know, look here. Here's how you take the attention away from it
All right. Listen, I have the solution
The solution is you have a swimming meet women will never
Win listen, hold on. Let it finish. It's not that's it's not a matter of winning a race one race. It's a matter of
having your race
qualify so you have
Swimmers one through eight you have eight lanes. Okay, they could be men or women. It doesn't fucking matter
It doesn't matter who wins that race
All it is is you go that way and you swim a hundred yards 100 meters
Whatever it is and they track your time
All right, you could be women a guy but the thing is
He identifies as a woman so he would always win the women's
He well, you know, they'd have to they'd have he's a transgender. There is no class for that right now
Well, there is not but and there needs to be if there is that would make a little more sense
But right now there's only men and women but and he's a woman
But he would always win the women to be able to to if you cluster them all together
I think I mean as far as fun wise. Yeah, you you want the men to be all in one?
uh
One meet and go for it. But I think if you cluster them all together it kind of takes away from
uh
That will never happen because it would become so blazingly apparent. Yes how much faster the men are than the women
And the women won't want that here's here's a tragedy of the whole spirit of of the whole thing isn't
Isn't to race against each each other it is you want to come in first
I want to race against all those to race against yourself and be the best you can be no, no, no
The goal is to win
Well, you could still win
But no, I can come in last place you can I know that's like get the trophy for second place
I won. I got my best
I still lost here's the sad part of this whole thing
Men compete against men women compete against women
I mean and women are
Strong and vibrant and beautiful and surely are amazing athletes. They could kick my ass. Yeah, absolutely
There there are tons of wnba women that if I were to play them one on one, they would kick my ass
Right, well, maybe one or two. No, they all know i'm really good. I'm really good all of them, but
I'm really good, but let's move on go against
the
Preschoolers here's a
Okay
anyway, but they're they're
They're they're athletes to be celebrated
Right, they're athletes they're athletes to be celebrated this takes away from men when we let men
Who've identified as women compete against?
Women are you not entertained? Oh, you're not entertained
No, we're not so think about it. What if lebron james goes i'm a woman i'm going to the wnba
He'd score 300 points every game
Right, yeah, probably you don't see that happening no
At the professional level you don't pay that much. Well, no, they don't but
He would destroy whoever was out there
I mean, here's the thing
As much as I dislike him, you know we talk about and i've gotten into debates with my son and my son's like
Oh my god, you know if my high school team played against the wnba team
We would destroy them and then I hear stories about the 15 year old
15 year old
Soccer team played the u.s. Women's soccer team that happened here and crushed them and crushed them
But that's not the point. We're not trying to we're not trying to
Here's what i'm trying to say. We're not trying to say in a better. Hold on. He's trying
I know we're not trying to say that the men are better than women. Yeah, we are
No, we're not trying to we know that are like we we just we know that
There are some females out there that are anomalies. Hold on
We're not trying to say that women are inferior to men and women are men are better than men
It's different women your men are better than women. We we know that there's a separation
Man or man women or women and and we cherish
Both of them, right? It's just not penises and vaginas, right? We but but I were but here's the thing
When I watch women in in the olympics your your turn down. I don't look I don't look at them and go
Oh, they did a three minutes slower. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I don't I don't look at them and go
Oh, yeah, they're nothing compared to men
Women are to be cherished. I don't think anyone as women and men are to be cherished as men
I don't think anyone does that what the problem is is when all of a sudden you have a man competing with the women. Yes
Right. Yes, that's what that's what i'm trying to say. I look look here. Let me let me throw another analogy in there
It's just so you have you have folks. It's evil. Let's say let's say I have one leg
Like my dog
Well, whatever three of the so you have three legs let's say three of the four that
She had one leg. It's like pogo
Let's go a bit a little bit further let's say I have I lost both my legs i'm a male
I've lost both my legs and I have those um
those cool runners
Uh, Austin that was it. I need you to look this up. That was it. That was controversy. I need you to look this up
So there there are some runners that have African guys. Shut the fuck up
There's some some runners that have to stop saying that to me if you'd shut the fuck up
I wouldn't have to say you stop saying that to me. I was just generally saying it because jeff was talking to really
So why you want to take it personal? It's actually very disrespectful. Okay, then please shut the fuck up. Okay. Now you're doing it again
All right, look on the screen see this right there those things are by design are to
Make the runners run faster catapult you for like totally it's it's a fucking
It's like a trampoline. So exactly. So wait a minute. So when they have one leg and one the other
wouldn't they run weirdly if the other one gave such a
advantage
Yeah, right when they be like, uh, does it really give that much of an advantage?
Just one
Scroll down that guy right there and when he jumps up there, he's like shooting fireballs down
So if one gives such an advantage, well if you watch closely the good leg never touches the ground
So I think I think I think that uh
Boing boing boing boing boing. I think if it gave such an advantage would be such dicks you would see yes you are
No, you are this would cause a totally fight you
This would cause a problem. Oh, it's empty
Yeah, that pretorius guy we're gonna totally fight tonight the guy that was in the olympics for south africa pretorius
He he ran and he was fast. He could beat the shit out of me and uh, he was fast
I think he I don't think he came in the last the bottom line. He didn't win what I was getting he was in jail
My my point is that he shot his girlfriend when you uh,
They're starting to accept this these types of prosthetics. I don't agree with it
I I disagree with it too, but but it's a different category
Is my point what's paralympics? It's a different category. So I want transgender
Fantastic for them that they they've got this going on but they need to
To it's apples and oranges. Yeah, so you it's a it's a different application
Of of the sport and it's sort of like if you have women
It's and you include a guy that's that wants to identify as a woman
It's a different application of the sport. It's apples and oranges. It's penises and vaginas
You can't if you're trying to figure out who's the best of one
He's not the best of one because he's not one
He's not the best of one
I hear music
She always making a good point. That's my point. I think it's a great point and then that's I think you're dead on
So, I mean these prosthetics really really nail it down to the ground and frankly, I would really love to see some
Some some folks out there without any legs
Like running on their nubs. No, uh run with these prosthetic
Pieces that is uh, the hell because what have you seen these fucking things running on their nubs?
Hey, what do you call these fucking stumps?
These things are whole ass when these motherfuckers run. I mean they're taking like seven foot strides eight foot strides
They are like bionic man
But also like the guy in the olympics they made them so he couldn't do that
Right off the rails
Uh march 22nd, this is the uh dudes like us podcast authority in prosthetics
My god, I had a load of my bourbon with water and paul's all fucking just disgruntled. What do you mean?
You're angry. No, i'm not. Well, you said shut the fuck up. I don't like that. Oh, well get over it
I love you no matter what I know
And then but there it is. I guess i'm sean i'm pablo and paul
Uh, i'm all hefei. Is this spanish show?
Oh, what's coming up? What's coming up? What's coming up?
What there's something i'll say go to my oh sinko de maio
That's fucking may you asshole. There's something coming up. What the fuck is
Easter it's
treat yourself
Treat yourself is coming up. That's austin and i's day. So it's our birthday is coming up april 1st and 2nd treat yourself
Treat yourself. Hmm. What do you treat yourself like a snake? Oh, you guys don't watch parks and recreation? No
Yeah, I couldn't afford that. Yeah, that's too bad. Well watch parks and recreation. It's on
Netflix or something like that april 1st and april 2nd treat yourself birthdays. Yeah
Bullshit you're you're so mr. Producer's april 1st. Yeah
And april 2nd are you yeah, so and that's been that way forever. Well, he's my son
So yeah, so what we normally do is not like a recent thing
We we take a day off and I usually pull them out of school and we have a treat yourself day
And we skip school. I skip work and we go and play hooky. We watch movies. We play whatever we want
That is awesome. We it's treat yourself
Treat yourself. All right guys. Thank you. We're out. Good night. Good night
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