Yeah, we survived the tornadoes of 2022 so far.
Our first spring storm.
Yeah, it is the first.
Every year it's a, it's kind of a crap shoot on how many you're going to get.
And it goes all the way through May.
Holy crap, I didn't get a beer yet.
I haven't either.
I got beer as well.
I am parched.
I am too, man.
I didn't drink a whole lot of water today.
Well, there you are, sir.
Why, thank you.
Well, beer is mostly water.
Yingling light lager with 92 calories.
99.
I like to lie.
I'm sorry, the extra seven just, it's beyond.
Yeah, it makes a big difference.
Dudes like us, it's a happy, happy end of March coming up.
Yeah, we're getting there.
Where, what is it?
Is it, I thought.
22nd.
Comes in like a lion out like a lamb.
I thought that was April, May.
Lion in the lamb.
You guys never heard of that?
The weather?
No, I've heard of the Ides of March.
No, they talk about the weather.
The weather comes.
I've heard of spring storms.
Yeah, that too.
It's St. Patty's Day.
St. Patty's Day was wonderful.
Yeah, I didn't do much.
I didn't wear, I didn't wear green.
I mean, I was at a bar.
I was at a bar.
I was at a bar and drank green beer.
I was at a bar.
I was at a bar and drank green beer.
I have never.
Oh that's disgusting.
Ever celebrated St. Patrick's Day.
Shame on you, you take it back.
Never.
Back when I was a young professional, we used to party hard.
Never did.
We did.
I did.
We did a happy hour that basically closed the place down and it was vicious.
Yeah, where I grew up, I mean, they have green beer.
Is it TV on the right, HDMI?
But you know, we had.
in college we had the green beer, but we never,
I never partook.
I think maybe because they were out.
It was Coors Light.
I mean, I'm not a fan of Coors Light,
but it was green beer, so I was like,
okay, I'll drink green beer.
I've had copious parties for Saint Patty's Day.
I worked at the Four Seasons in Las Calinas,
and the Four Seasons had a lot of internships
from other Four Seasons around the planet.
And one of the ones we used to get a lot,
hotel and hospitality majors.
Non-stop were the guys from Ireland.
The guys from Ireland would come in,
and oh my God, there was a gaggle of like 12,
and they sounded like 100.
And they would go into the bar,
and they would be, they weren't yodeling,
but they might as well have been.
I'm not sure what that was.
But it was hilarious, because they were coming in,
they were dressed, they had the green shit all over them,
and they were like,
Oleh, oleh, oleh, oleh.
And they thought, they were just,
oh my gosh, it was, they turned the whole place upside down.
Oh, hello, hoo hoo hoo.
Football?
Well, they'd come in and watch the soccer.
And I remember one of these guys,
he'd get up there and sing some karaoke at the bar,
and he would sing U2, and I know they're Australian,
but I guess they're really popular.
It's not U2, it's U2.
Sorry, the stress was.
Yeah, the inflection's on the two, not the U.
U2.
Right?
Doesn't sound weird to say U2.
There's no inflection on either one.
It's the U2 concert.
Doesn't sound right.
Is that called Demi versus Demi?
Yeah, a little bit.
Or Demi.
Yeah.
A little bit, it's like Saint.
There is no inflection on any of it, it's just U2.
Right, U2.
So starting to. U2.
Well, the inflection is on the two.
Starting next year.
A two.
It's like TV.
I am going to make an effort.
You don't say TV, you say TV.
Get set up with a bunch of Saint Paddy's days.
There, bitch.
Treats, drinks, and festivities.
Because I wanted to do it this year.
So they have bangers and mash.
What?
I'm sorry, is that the last girlfriend you went out with?
No.
No bangers.
Oh, they're two different girlfriends?
The sausages.
Well, I was just saying, mash is what she did to my dick.
Wow.
No, we had some Irish.
A little early in the podcast for that.
Irish bangers, right?
Yeah, well, my point is, next year,
I want to have a little get together.
Was it a bunch of redheads with freckles?
We can make that happen.
Freckles?
Good Lord.
Are there any redheads that don't have freckles?
And the leprechaun beard.
I think all redheads have freckles, don't they?
No.
Well, just like every Texan.
I think they do.
I don't know, do they?
I bet you they do.
Is that a prerequisite?
It's like a skin pigmentation thing.
God's coming in, he'd be like,
let's see here, freckles, oh, forgot the freckles.
That was a close one.
You go to the bench and then you come out with.
Yeah, the gingers are usually really pale.
Check out Jen Balsak, she's got freckles all over.
She's got freckles.
Yeah.
I think it's pretty common for redheads to have freckles.
What if she is natural red?
No, we're not going there.
What about her young pictures?
What?
Are there any?
What her hair may have been like.
What, her Playboy pictures?
She was a Playboy.
What, her curtains?
Yeah, the.
What did you call that thing that you.
The curtain that you.
Smatch the carpet?
Menken?
Merkin.
Oh, yeah.
You think she wears a merkin?
She has a red merkin, a bright red merkin.
Well, we watched a cartoon, not a cartoon,
but a commercial that had a pink one.
Yeah, it was a.
What?
Not only was it pink, but it was called natural pink.
Yeah, natural pink.
Commercial.
This was the other night where you probably don't remember.
Oh, that's right.
Probably not.
Yep.
That seems to happen a lot.
I'm trying to do better.
Paul shows up on a Saturday night.
Wait, hold on.
And he's like, no, no, no, there's no hold on to me.
I remember all of that.
I remember how it started.
You remember showing up.
I remember the middle, and I remember how it ended, Sean.
But you don't remember the natural pink merkin.
With the stink bomb.
Do you remember everyone feeling your cancer spot?
Yes.
Well, you don't.
Was it on my penis?
No.
Okay, then I don't.
People were feeling your cancer spot.
You have a cancer spot?
Well, you know, I went to the.
Well, that's what you guys were.
I went to the dermatologist.
I did an emergency, like, can you see me today?
And they were like, yeah, we got an opening.
And they checked it out, and he said, nope, it's genetic.
You can blame your parents.
It's not cancer.
I was like.
I didn't think it was.
The roughness.
Yeah, that was odd to me.
And it came out of nowhere.
I mean, it's on my shoulder, right?
My shoulder blade.
Well, how did you see it?
Or did Shelly like, argh?
No, no, I don't know what you guys are into.
But I, no, I would just, you know,
you reach back behind your back,
and you scratch your shoulders and your neck.
And I felt something.
And I was like.
You know how apes groom?
They step behind their partner,
and they kind of peel through their hair.
And eat things.
She's like picking things out of my hair,
and picking things out of my skin.
They store the mites in their lips.
Peeling off dead skin.
Kind of munching.
You didn't get burned that day.
Munching back there.
Yeah.
But they said it was.
Scraping the shit off his belly.
At first my wife said it was a skin tab.
But skin tabs are.
No, skin tabs are usually the same color.
Well, and they're also like soft and.
And.
Rubbery.
Rubbery, they move around.
Right.
This was kind of hard and flaky.
And itching.
Itching like crazy.
It was itching.
That's what made me nervous.
It was itching.
Which means it's like,
like has a life of its own.
It's like moving around.
So it's going to grow.
Like what?
You ever see the ones that the bowls
that have like teeth and hair?
Well, it said the connection between.
You ever see that?
Hair and frills.
Yes.
What, like an alien starts growing out of your shoulder?
No, it's a birth defect where it's like a.
They call it.
What's the bad parasitic twin is what they call it.
Or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what you're talking about.
It's like there's teeth and hair and stuff,
but it looks like a huge mole.
Well, then you got those guys that like grow,
like bark.
Yeah, the tree man.
Tree man.
They grow bark on their skin.
And it's like freaking crazy.
And there was like some dude in India and they like.
His whole arms.
They're like, they're like cutting shit off of his body,
but he's like a, yeah, he's like.
They're big, I don't know if they're warts,
but they're big calluses.
What are they?
And it looks like bark.
It does.
It looks completely like bark.
It looks like calcium overgrowth, you know,
but it's darkened and it's just.
I don't think it's calcium.
All right, well, let's take a look and see what.
Okay, there we go.
It's like a big callus or.
Oh, that's from the Game of Thrones.
Except it's real.
Click on one of those pictures.
They have to cut all that shit off the poor guy.
Yeah, I actually.
Human tree disease.
It's a real thing.
I saw some show about that and it was quite the surgery
to go in there and.
Oh, I bet.
And just take all that off.
But man, the quality of life that they have afterwards.
I remember what you're talking about in Game of Thrones.
He's got the scales.
That's right.
The lizard guys, they touch you, you get, oh.
And he started to get that.
And then the other dude saved him.
You get lizard.
What he's burning.
Oh, God.
I remember that scene where you started to burn him
or something.
Remember, they were back at the big monastery
where the guy who's like the apprentice his whole life
becomes the real deal up in the main monastery.
Yeah, the big fat guy.
The big fat guy.
Tarly.
Yeah.
Sam Tarly.
Sam.
I think it is Sam.
Anyway, he comes and he treats him
and he's not allowed to treat him.
And he treats him like totally gets himself
in trouble by doing it.
But he does it.
He freaking saves his life.
Yeah, he reads the, there was literature in the.
The scripts.
And there was the tomes.
First of all.
The scrolls.
They have.
The tomes of the old world.
They have like all these.
I mean, it's kind of like somewhere on this planet
they have evidently like old literature
from the years and years.
I mean, they have thousands of years of shit.
I mean, do they have it?
That Vatican, where is that stuff stored?
The catacombs.
Of the Vatican.
Do you ever see Da Vinci Code?
Yeah.
It's all real.
Well, I mean, some of it.
You have to take a stanchion post and smack it
and break the tile.
And then you have to peel back the tiles
and you'll find everything you need to know.
No, but in the Vatican they have that.
There's catacombs.
Vacuumed room.
Vacuum tight room where they store some of the books.
And you got to go in there and it.
You know, Tom, remember that room they went in
to look at that one book?
Yeah, I mean, there has to be.
I mean, there's thousands of years of Catholic history.
And they got the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Well, there's older stuff than that even, right?
Right.
Like the Rosetta Stone.
Yeah.
Well, Rosetta Stone basically.
Having nothing to do with Catholicism.
Well, no, we're not talking about religion.
It's strictly about that.
But the Rosetta Stone was the way
they were able to translate into Egyptian.
Talk about a breakthrough, right?
So all these archaeologists are looking at these hieroglyphics
having no freaking clue what's going on.
They find just by chance this Rosetta Stone that
is a freaking translation device.
Translation block of stone.
And they start figuring out the shit.
Can you imagine how freaking ape shit they must have been going?
Well, after all that time.
I'm kind of curious.
Do what now?
I'm kind of curious what are the languages.
There was a time where I used to know all that.
Phoenician?
Well, on the Rosetta Stone, it was Greek, Egyptian hieroglyphics.
Yeah, what were the languages?
There are three, if I remember correctly.
English.
Probably English.
One was Australian.
Spanish.
There was Australian.
Oh, it was German.
Western Australian.
Cyrillic?
We don't know what that word means.
No, it wasn't Cyrillic.
We've already been over Cyrillic.
And then a font?
Was it Pashto?
Yeah, what three languages were found?
There we go.
We're on the Rosetta Stone.
I knew there were three.
Greek.
I'm going to go with Greek, hieroglyphics,
and Western Australia.
Egyptian hieroglyphics and Egyptian.
Demonic?
OK, so two forms of Egyptian language.
Demonic and hieroglyphics.
Oh, well, that's probably why they said they had Greek.
Come on, that's Demotic.
What's wrong with you?
Demotic.
Not demonic.
I didn't say demonic.
Yeah, you did.
It's Demotic.
Anyway.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't either.
I've never heard of that word.
Me neither.
You haven't heard of it, Jeff?
Until the late 17th century AD in the form of Coptic.
So the 14 lines of hieroglyphic script.
There was a cartouche.
Yeah, it wasn't even a complete stone.
It was broken.
It was like a circle, isn't it?
It was like a tablet that was broken in half or something.
So it says there's 25 languages in the Rosetta Stone.
No.
Are you talking about the software?
What does this how many?
No.
Really?
No.
How many languages are there in the Rosetta Stone?
25 languages.
No way.
What the hell is going on here?
What is this?
No, it said parallel.
OK, read it right there.
While tearing down a wall, they unearth a large black granite
stone with parallel inscriptions in two languages,
Greek and Egyptian, and three scripts, Greek, Egyptian,
Demotic, and Egyptian, hieroglyphic.
We're reading the same thing.
So what's the difference between languages and scripts?
I don't know.
And why is it saying how many languages are there
in the Rosetta Stone?
It says 25 languages.
What the hell does that mean?
What site is this?
Colors New York?
Oh, it's crappy.
It's liberal.
It's crap.
Yeah.
It's a liberal site.
Is it blue checked?
Is that a thing?
Blue checked?
No, on the stupid Twitter.
That means it's verified.
It's blue checked.
It's a verified account.
Stupid.
It is stupid.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, it should be easy to find.
Now that the Rosetta Stone is software as well.
Austin comes home today, and he shares with one of his friends.
He says, oh, yeah, his dad said that the gas prices are going up
because, or not because of Putin.
It's because of, I forget.
What did he say, Austin?
Biden.
Gas prices are coming up because?
Because he said the middle.
The reason why he said the gas prices were up
is because the Middle Eastern, where we get most of our oil from,
said wanted to show that we rely on them.
So they rose to gas prices.
Which means they withheld supply.
Yeah.
That's how they raise prices.
They withheld supply.
Yeah, they slowed down the production.
Supply and demand.
That's why you become energy dependent,
so you don't have to rely on that.
But I mean, that's just it.
We were independent.
You met independent.
But yeah, we were independent.
Correct.
We were Austin's, so he's wrong.
Comes up.
Well, I don't know if he's wrong.
But the point is that it's actually a multitude of things.
It's a complicated relationship.
But the bottom line is the reason why the gas prices are
high is because they shut down the United States flow.
That's the period.
What happened?
Biden says we're shutting everything off.
That's what I mean.
We're dependent on outside sources, though.
We were the number one producer.
We're no longer anymore.
And so the fact that anyone, and that's what's frustrating,
is that you have kids being taught by their ignorant parents
that the reason why gas prices are so high
is because of Saudi Arabia.
I mean, come on.
Well, I mean, that is the case at the moment
because there is limited supply.
That's why it keeps going up, though.
But that's because.
I know.
I understand.
He shut everything down.
And what's interesting is what they do is they say,
well, we have the same amount of leases that we offered before.
And 9,000 leases are unused.
But what they don't tell you is that they
heaped on so many regulations and so much red tape
and all this kind of stuff deliberately meant to keep it
from ever being explored.
I think I heard that there's like nine or 10 things
that you have to have happen.
Lease is just one of them.
And you have to have these things.
And they make it almost impossible
to get some of these things.
So they could say, yeah, there's 9,000 leases.
Yeah, but I can't get there because I
can't pass this step.
I can't pass this step.
Oh, it's so shady.
It's absolutely designed to where
the development of these leases is never to see the light of day.
And then on top of that, now think about these companies
that invested all this time into the Keystone pipeline.
Companies and banks and investors and 50,000 jobs
and all these people doing this thing.
And yet we have one election.
And then boom, it goes away.
Because one old man with the frail swipe of a pen
when he goes, what am I signing?
Remember that?
He said, what am I signing?
And I'm not sure if it was the Keystone one.
So how do you know a climate that's
Just sign it.
Yeah, he did.
He said, just sign it.
That's the climate for investors.
So what are you going to do?
What are you going to do as a bank
when you're going to try to underwrite a loan for some
investment or discovery or this or that?
Oh, you're going to try to do oil exploration?
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
We're not sure you're ever going to finish this project,
because they'll probably shut it down.
Yeah.
What I don't understand.
Totally by design.
I don't know if it was a meme or a story where they're like,
Canada, we buy our shit from overseas and Venezuela
and all that shit.
But Canada's got a shit ton of oil.
Ton.
Why don't we just buy it from them?
Well, that's what the Keystone pipeline was.
I know, but I know.
Exactly.
It literally came from the shales, blah, blah, blah.
I know.
Use the frickin' trucks.
Stop buying it from Middle East.
Buy it from Canada so we're not tied in to the Middle East
or Venezuela or Russia.
Canada is more liberal than the United States is.
So I'm sure they're putting regulations on the trucks.
And they just, you know what I mean?
They're creating this regulatory bureaucracy in Canada
and the US to stifle it on purpose.
I don't understand.
I don't understand that mindset at all.
Yeah, but you know the ideology.
They're trying to force us off of fossil fuels.
Yes.
It is an extreme, and it is an incessant ideology.
They are trying to get us off of fossil fuels.
So they're going to create an artificial market
with government pressure, with bullshit regulations,
with hokey, you know what I mean?
They're going to mess with market forces where supply
and demand don't add up.
And it's all around getting to green energy before we're ready.
We're not ready.
Look, here's the thing.
What is the goal?
But in their minds, we'll never be ready.
Is to preserve the planet.
You can't run an airplane on a battery.
I know, but in their minds, we'll never be ready.
So they don't care about taking extreme measures.
But on this planet, we still have the rest of the planet.
So even if we abide by the rules, you have China.
China and Russia.
And India and Mexico.
From their perspective, you have to start somewhere.
And they want to start with what they can control,
which is the EU and United States, the Western world.
And you're absolutely right.
It gives Russia, China, it gives all these other countries
a completely unfair competitive economic advantage.
And they've got these huge yards in France
where they have these small vehicles, all battery operated.
I think there was the post office,
or they're like city vehicles that they had purchased.
There were thousands of them sitting in this big field,
just dying.
Why?
They can't charge them?
Well, it costs more than the car for a new battery.
Oh, so the battery.
So they use them.
Now the batteries are dead.
So they're just like, yeah, just sit there.
Just in the field, sitting out there.
That's what happens when you subsidize something that
doesn't yield, can't hold its own in a market.
Look at the solar panels at first.
Remember all these solar panel companies
were popping up onto Obama because they
were heavily subsidized?
And then solar panel makers, production.
And they were getting, what was the company?
You guys remember it?
Yeah, I mean.
That was a big scandal.
It was.
It was huge.
I can't remember the name of it.
And so Obama was pumping money into these guys,
propping them up when it was not cost effective to bring it
to market.
It was too expensive to bring it to market.
There wasn't a market for it in terms of installation
and maintenance and support.
For which region?
I mean, you're talking about for?
For solar panels.
And that company went belly up after taking
a half a billion dollars from the government?
Yeah, they could.
You're right.
They took half a billion and they went belly up.
Belly up?
And where do you think that money really went?
Do you think they really spent $500 million?
No.
I'm sure.
It padded a bunch of shit in California.
450 of it was probably administrative.
Yeah, the rest of it funded dark money
for Democratic.
Whatever happened to that speed rail
that they were supposed to build, the fast train or whatever
it was called?
I know.
That went belly up too because it was
costing billions of dollars.
And it was already had cost over a billion dollars
and it was going to cost another several billion.
And so they, again, canceled it.
And where do you think all that money went?
What about what?
To shady politicians.
What's going to happen with the shit that's already built?
Do they even start on the thing?
I don't know.
Well, I'm sure.
Well, then you had Elon Musk wanted to do the hyper tube.
You hear about that?
So he wanted, and he opened it up to anyone to submit designs.
Says, I want to build a hyper tube from wherever it was,
Los Angeles to San Francisco.
Basically, you get in a, it's like the future, right?
You get in there and you just zip going 600 miles an hour.
Yeah, you like get into it.
You climb into one of those little bank tubes
that go up into the sky.
And they come back with your credit card or your driver's
license and your money.
And I don't know where that was.
That was several years ago.
I don't think it went anywhere.
But he was supposed to try to build that.
The man, I mean, just think of the catastrophe
going that fast and obstruction because that's going to happen.
Did you see the footage of that Chinese plane?
No, I didn't.
But I heard it went straight.
It went straight down.
There's video of it, of this plane going straight down
530 miles an hour.
Yeah, and experts are saying it's so astronomically unusual
for a plane to go straight down.
Go straight down.
It had 132 people on board.
Think it was suicidal?
They're saying something, yeah, something like that.
Yeah, it's questionable.
I didn't see the video, but dude, straight down?
Straight down.
That's awful.
No, it came out.
I saw it.
Yeah, the Chinese, yeah, Chinese Eastern Air or something
like that.
And unfortunately, it was a Boeing 737, 800 series.
That's what everyone uses.
I know, but it's just another hit for Boeing.
That's another one of these things where you have the pilot.
Look at that.
You see that?
Yeah, that is highly unusual.
Straight down.
Wow.
That's almost deliberate.
You almost have to think that's deliberate.
Well, I mean, if you think about it, who's on that plane
and they go to the pilot, they're kind of like, hey, man,
look, you're going to take that plane
and you're going to nosedive it or we're
going to whack your whole family.
Any other country, I would be like, that's impossible.
China, I believe it.
132 passengers.
I bet there is zero left.
God, that's crazy.
That's crazy, but that could be so real.
Literally, the Chinese government
could have radioed the pilot and said,
there was somebody on that plane we want dead.
Crash it.
Right.
Or your family's dead.
And he's like, the fastest way is
they hit the ground going 530 miles an hour.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Crazy.
Could you imagine those people that were on board?
Going straight down.
They said it took like 10 seconds or something.
No, no, it took like a minute, like a minute over a minute.
It was like 25,000 feet?
They were at 30,000 feet.
And it took them a minute to get to the ground.
And that's a long time when you know you're going to die.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Going straight down.
Yeah, well, I mean, everyone's fallen
to the front of the bus.
I mean, they probably didn't have time to put seat belts on.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's awful, man.
If that one was, they would have.
In two minutes, it says two minutes.
Two minutes?
God, that's such a long time.
If we sat here and said nothing for two minutes,
our listeners would be like, what the hell's going on?
Oh, they'd be praising.
They probably.
Two minutes of not burping.
Anyway, how do we?
We've done better with that.
Well, Jeff and I have.
Fuck you.
I was going to say we've done better with the language, too.
But yeah, you just blew that.
You know, Jeff burps just as much as I do.
He just gets away.
Wait a second.
He gets away with it.
I keep it silent.
No, he does not.
He's a silent burper.
He waits till everyone's like, he, he, he.
What was that?
Oh, Sean.
Yeah, I would have said Sean.
He didn't say anything.
With a sheepish look on his face.
How did we get on the airplane crash?
We too low?
No.
They went way low.
Oh, God.
Way too low.
I don't remember how we got on that.
Something about crashing.
Obviously something about crashing.
Yeah, I don't remember.
Well, anyway, so back to we were talking about Democrats.
And I pulled Austin's friend and we
were talking about that conversation.
But where were we at?
We were at the languages, the Rosetta Stone.
And then we started talking about smokewagon.
Yeah, well, we didn't talk about smokewagon.
Oh, that's right.
I guess that's what you were getting at.
That kind of was.
Did we do dudes like us?
We haven't done dudes like us.
Well, guys, hey, look, if you're listening,
we're dudes like us.
And you're Paul.
I am Pablo.
And you're Pablo.
He's hefe.
And you're Paul.
Hold on.
What is Sean in Spanish?
No.
Sean Cruz.
Come see Sean Cruz at Texas nightclub.
Sean Cruz y Pablo y Jefe.
How disappointing, right?
Sean Cruz.
Pablo y Jefe.
Did they?
Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Hey, chief.
All right, smokewagon.
Let's talk about it.
So this is the small batch.
So last podcast, we had the very high octane.
Unfiltered, uncut.
And we had a producer last podcast as well.
Was he pulling up the small batch?
Yeah, I don't know what he was doing.
Yeah, he was pulling it up last time.
This time it's smokewagon.
Small batch.
He doesn't have the bottle.
Is it downstairs still?
I think it is.
Well, we're just going to have to fly.
Well, it's bottle and bond.
Yeah, just look.
Actually, it isn't.
It's not bottle and bond, but it is 100%.
100 proof.
Just look up smokewagon.
Doesn't make 100 proof.
What does?
Excuse me.
Well, well, well.
Well, it was a little gas.
We were doing so good.
Fuck.
Well, hold on.
So what qualifies as being bottle and bond?
We went through this several times.
There's criteria.
So disappointing.
I thought that was they dumbed it down to 100 proof.
I feel like you don't retain anything when we give you
knowledge.
Well, it has to be relevant.
All right, so we have the small batch.
That's it right there.
100 proof, non-chill filtered.
The flagship bottle for the, well, first of all,
the flagship bottle is impressive.
It's got some embossment of some floral design
and some wheat fields.
Yeah, it's a very ornate bottle.
And what's interesting, it's supposed to be amber.
And they ran out of amber bottles.
And apparently, there is only certain periods of the year
where they make amber bottles.
And because demand was so high and they sold out
of the amber bottle so quickly, they had to go with a clear
bottle, but it was still the same design.
Yeah, with the plants on there.
Then they have the twin revolvers stamped on the stamp.
Yeah, that's nice.
Little wax seal.
I like that.
We need to incorporate that into the dudes like us.
Some guns?
You want some violence?
I want some violence in our logo.
Our logo.
Insurrections.
Nice.
January 6.
Actually, I think.
January 1 of the Cowboys, they called him the,
God bless him.
Something about the Cowboys, January 6,
had his court appearance today.
And they found him guilty one of two counts.
Oh, and he was going to ride his horse to the trial,
and he opted not to.
Really?
I'm being dead serious.
He was going to ride his horse to the trial.
From where?
I don't know.
Like Wyoming?
Like Montana, Idaho.
Utah.
Do Utah people talk like that?
I don't know.
Utah.
Never mind.
Is it a Utahnian, Utahite?
It's a Ute.
Utah?
A Ute.
What's a Ute?
Is that what they are?
Well, you know what?
They might be.
So we're Texans, Alaskans.
Because there was an Indian tribe called the Utes.
Utonian?
They may have called.
They maybe have lived in Utah.
Someone who lives in Utah, what do you call them?
A Uterian?
I don't know.
Utahian.
Utahian?
It could be Ute.
Well, he is from New Mexico, anyway.
So the Cowboys for Trump leaders is
given a mixed verdict for the January 6 capital riot trial.
A New Mexico elected official and founder
of the Cowboys for Trump guilty on one account
and not guilty on the other.
What count?
Just being there?
You were there.
He was charged for two counts entering a restricted area.
So basically, even though they let people in.
Well, the fact that he was, they got him
a camera climbing a few walls.
Was he one that was in the Senate floor?
No, he didn't go inside the building.
So he was in an unauthorized area,
but he did not enter the building.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
So it was like a fenced off area he got behind the fence.
Basically, yeah.
And being, what's the sentence?
Has he been sentenced yet?
38 years.
I bet you he hasn't been sentenced yet.
And I bet you it's going to be time.
I bet you he spends a year.
They've already been in jail for over a year.
It'd be time served.
Yeah, how many times?
How much time has it been?
They are desperately trying to make this an example.
It was a year.
January 6 was a year.
But they've got so many different things going on.
So it was a year and two months.
Do you know they pulled some video
of them passing baseball bats outside of the window
from the staff of the Capitol?
I'm telling you, it gets shadier and shadier.
There's video of staff members inside the building passing
baseball bats out to dudes dressed up in Trump gear.
Who was passing them out?
You couldn't see them.
It was Pelosi's senior aide.
Yeah.
Boba Fett.
The senior aide isn't a senior, like an elderly person.
If we had video, you would have seen Jeff
doing a geriatric handoff of a bat.
Here you go.
Here's a bat, sonny.
Here's your bat, sonny boy.
I don't know why.
I first used this in 41.
Pelosi, of course, is a senior citizen.
She's not making sense.
Like Biden.
I know, but she has seemed to have gone downhill dramatically.
What is she, 92?
What the hell is she?
I get so frustrated.
She's in her 80s, I believe.
It's so frustrating.
It is very frustrating.
It's just like the guy who just died from Alaska.
He was the longest serving senator,
and he won in the early 70s.
Nice.
And he got re-elected like 25 times.
In Alaska.
Yeah, and I saw a report that Palin said she would be thrilled
to take his spot.
She just turned 83.
83 years old.
Oh, she turns 83 in a couple of days.
That's great.
19, what, she's the word of my dad.
Holy cow.
Unbelievable.
That's unbelievable.
Get out of there.
Anyway, OK.
No reason to get all.
So she's been serving since 87.
And you know what's amazing?
30 years.
She and her husband are multi, multi,
dozens and dozens of millionaires.
Many, many millions.
She doesn't make that much money, does she?
$100,000, $100,000?
Oh, well, yeah.
But of course not.
But she has insider stock trading
that she's made $30 million, and her husband's
filthy, filthy rich.
Which means they could be, well, maybe that's
what they're doing.
They're really retired anyway.
They're retired anyway, just making more money
and getting insider deals and traveling every weekend.
I was going to say, what does she do?
Maybe her attitude is she's already retired.
What do I need to quit?
Now the government flies me for free?
For free, everywhere.
And I can go anywhere for free.
And I can stockpile all that money.
Unless Trump stops it.
That's what pissed her off.
Oh, man, did it ever.
He said you cannot fly Air Force One back.
Because she had the gravy train working,
and he just yanked it.
Sorry, you guys aren't going to work.
You're going to shut the, that's when they shut down
the government.
They were like, we're not cutting checks
for the government.
Government shut down.
All righty then, that includes my planes.
Unbelievable.
The corruption is unbelievable.
But they waited till they were on the tarmac.
I know.
On the tarmac.
He waited till the last minute to tell them.
I thought that was great.
Had to pull back up.
We are being told to go back to the airport.
So great.
You think she just went ballistic.
Oh, of course.
But Ted Cruz had the similar experience in Montana.
How about that?
So he was trying to get back for the hearing, the Judge Jackson
hearing.
And apparently, he checked in too late.
And so they said, I'm sorry, you checked in too late.
You can't get on the plane.
That's fine.
He tried to follow the rules, too.
I agree.
And so he got into a verbal spat with the one and two,
two of the ladies working the desk.
And then finally, a cop had to intervene.
And I don't know if there's video,
but you can't really tell what's being said.
He's wearing a mask.
But somebody alleged that he said, do you know who I am?
Which is a typical thing for very, very famous people
to say.
That's bullshit.
But I don't know if he said that or not.
A law enforcement officer was called in
to step in Sunday afternoon.
Senator Ted Cruz got into a heated argument
at the airline attendees at an airport in Montana Sunday.
There's a video that shows the senator engaged
in conversation with two representatives of the United
Airlines desk after reportedly missed the check-in window
for his flight.
Law enforcement officer was sent to help
to handle the situation, according to Scott Humphrey,
a deputy director of Bozeman Yellowstone International
Airport.
One of our public safety officers was in the ticket lobby
and was asked to assist with the frustrated passenger
as the ticket counter, which was not unusual.
Humphrey told the Daily Mail, the passenger
had missed his check-in window for the flight
and rebooking options were limited out of the Bozeman
due to spring break.
Of course.
Humphrey added that Cruz was booked on another flight
and left the airport later that evening.
And that's really not saying anything else.
And I distinctly remember the officer that got involved
said that he did not know who Ted Cruz was until after the
incident had already been resolved.
That right there tells you that he didn't pull some bullshit
card of, do you have any idea who I think I am?
I don't think he said that.
I am a senator.
I'm Ted Cruz, for God's sake.
I demand exceptional treatment.
Anyway, so that tells you right there, the officer didn't even
know who he was until after the incident was over.
But the rumors are going to spread
and people are going to believe it.
Well, and then you got Jimmy Kimmel making fun of him.
He's an idiot.
Oh, that's just so, ugh, ugh, ugh.
Well, it's just like the treatment
that they're giving the new Supreme Court nominee
compared to Amy Cooney Barrett.
Oh, yeah, soft love treatment.
The press is just like, oh, this is great.
She's a trailblazer.
This and that, she is so smart.
She's not.
And everything.
And then Amy Cooney Barrett was a conservative hack.
Yeah, they brutalized her.
Yeah.
Brutalized her.
I mean, it just goes to show that there's really
no objectivity whatsoever.
Zero.
It is.
Whoever the enemy is in front of you, you destroy them.
They told Judge Kavanaugh he was a rapist.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Serial rapist.
I mean, what the fuck?
Right.
Yeah.
And got away with it.
Eyewitness there that said, you raped me, held me down.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Fucking Sally Jessie Raphael.
What was that bitch's name?
Wow, with the red glasses.
No, I mean, she looked like her a little bit.
Oh, she's disgusting.
I mean, they.
Last time it was Ford, right?
Yeah.
And they basically paid her to get this guy canned.
They almost got away with it.
Yeah.
It's disgusting.
And I know I saw the tip.
I like beer.
I saw the Ted Cruz opening where basically he says,
we're not going to do this.
Our Democrat friends do this.
They destroy people.
They hold on to information until the last minute.
And they do this and they do this.
We're not going to do that.
We're not going to judge your outside of the court character
or this or this.
We're going to judge this based off of your decisions
and your law.
Good for him.
Decisions.
And he kept slamming the Democrats.
Excellent.
Because they were despicable.
They were absolutely shameful.
Yeah.
It was a really good talk.
And it was like an opening statement.
They're just pieces of shit.
Yeah, they really are.
And we're not going to ask you how many men you sleep with
when you're 19 years old and stuff like that.
He said that?
Something to that effect.
How many women?
Did she answer that?
It wasn't a question.
He was making a statement.
Did she go 47?
She just broke in.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not going to ask you.
I'm not going to ask you if you were the slut in college.
I was.
I'm not going to ask you if you went into the Walmart stores
and poked holes on their condoms.
What?
Wow.
What were you pulled this shit from?
They have a climate change header.
Climate change header.
Where are you looking?
So this is Yahoo News.
They have news, US politics, world, COVID-19, climate
change.
Climate change.
It has its own section.
Its own category.
But there's no such thing as climate change.
Oh, it's called seasons.
Whatever happened to the little Norwegian girl that is?
Greta Thunberg?
Yeah.
She kind of dropped off the face of the earth, didn't she?
Well, she had to fly an airplane back after.
Did she win the Nobel Peace Prize?
Yes.
Remember that when she was going to go to a conference?
Yeah.
She took a boat there.
She took a boat.
And while on the boat going there,
they canceled the conference because of COVID.
And so she was stranded there when the boat arrived.
And she had to take an airplane.
Why didn't she take the boat back?
Well, I don't know.
Maybe she felt like she needed to get back for it.
She's probably like, that sucked.
That was like coming over with the pilgrims.
I don't know.
What kind of boat was it?
There were rats everywhere.
I mean, would you think she was on a freaking boat?
It's probably a sailboat because you can't use motors.
No, I haven't been on a boat.
Look that up.
What kind of boat was Greta Thunberg on when she went to
Santiago, Chile?
It was a Viking rowers.
Oh, really?
And she's in the back going, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Come on, I got to get there.
Boom, boom, boom.
How dare you slow down?
Yeah.
Who farted?
Oh, that was me.
Methane.
Well, the new one is that the Arctic poles are thawing
and releasing methane from the sea floor.
So that's what they're saying now.
It's getting so warm up there that it's
thawing the sea floor and it's releasing methane, which is
worse than carbon dioxide.
So we have to make sure we stop that.
Interesting.
So are we going to send?
Well, you know how to control that.
We've got to do what the Japanese customers do when
people die or their birthdays where they send all those
little paper bags up with flames.
So when the methane gas up in the upper stratosphere, we've
just got to ignite it.
Why don't we capture it like we do the cow farts?
I don't know.
Just put a mask on the sea floor.
Put like a world mask.
There we go.
So you got climate activist Gwena Thunberg, 16.
She arrives in New York.
Ooh, a racing sailboat.
Well, good for her.
You know what?
She's trying to.
You know what?
How many people do we know that talk the talk and never
walk the walk?
Like John Kerry.
He's the climate change czar.
And he flies all over the world in his own private dread.
Yeah, I mean, you got to, as much as we think she's totally
full of shit and unqualified to be the world's voice for
climate change, you got to give her credit for trying to walk
the walk.
You know what I mean?
Even if, I mean, even if here's my point, even if she's
misguided in what she believes in her ideology, she's at
least being true to it.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And she's not being a hypocrite per se.
It's a zero carbon yacht.
So I respect that.
I respect that.
I disagree with the re-ideology.
And I think it's flawed.
But that's what she believes and keep going with it.
I give her some credit for that.
You know what?
I think part of this whole get rid of fossil fuels, do people
understand what everything's made out of?
No.
Not even close.
Everything's made out of fossil fuels.
Everything runs on fossil fuels.
Fossil fuels made this world what it is right now.
Like our clothes.
Everything.
Polyester.
It opened up everything.
It brought so many people out of poverty.
It brought energy to every part of the world.
I don't think they think beyond.
It did so much.
You know what's interesting?
It did such an immense thing for the advancement of the
human race that if you stop it now, they go right back to
where they were.
We are suppressing ourselves, though, when
it comes to energy.
So you've got, and I'm going to bring up an example of the
people that know how power works.
Let's say, for example, the Transformers.
And you are working a factory.
And you know what phasing is?
So when you've got these Transformers outside, the
phasing is set at x.
And all the machinery in the, it's like, you know how
everything you buy at the store that has an electrical,
has a little emblem on there, EU, or you look at any
electrical device, it has to go through something that says
it's a clone.
Like a certification.
Yeah.
And I forget exactly what it says.
I should.
Should know.
But you look at any device that has it on there.
I think it says EU, or there's something.
UIL?
Maybe.
Something like that.
Something like that, right?
Yeah.
It's some certification that they've been, you know.
Now don't you talk about it.
These large motors that they use in a lot of these
production factories.
It's like they purposely, they purposely make these
Transformers so that they don't sync with the motors
purposely.
So they have like, let's say for example, the
Transformer outside is set at the frequency of x.
Well the motors run at y.
So the amount of energy it takes to, I'm going to make
this up, the amount of energy to produce 100.
All right?
It takes up, I don't know, it runs at 20 amps.
Just making that up.
If the frequencies were to match outside, if they put
the correct Transformer, all they got to do is put the
correct Transformer out there.
And they choose not to.
They elect to put some stupid ass Transformer.
Who elects?
The electric companies?
The electric companies out there.
Like Encore?
Even higher up.
You're saying they are deliberately making the
factories run at an inefficient power usage.
Yes, everything.
They're purposely making, because they consume.
Do the warehouses know this?
Everybody knows this?
Well they should, because they're starting to come up
with these devices so that you have the Transformer
outside, it goes to the breaker boxes.
You run a line from the breaker box to the motor, but
before it gets to the motor, it runs into another
Transformer.
Which sinks it.
So this was on a YouTube show that I was watching.
In fact, it's years old.
But the technology is out there.
But there's just not enough people that are savvy enough
to get it.
And they're sure they're not going to tell you.
But my point is that to get to that 100 output that I was
referring to, the amount of amps it took was 20.
But when they synced the frequencies, it took six amps.
So that is over 50%.
And my point by bringing that all up is that they want us to
consume energy.
That's a conspiracy out there.
Yes, with the greenies and that ideology, there is a
mentality that the oil and gas are evil.
And they're doing stuff on purpose.
And that goes with, I guess, the electricity.
Well, that's kind of the mantra that you're hearing now
is they're making profits.
They're money-grubbing energy companies.
You know, and I don't doubt that some of that does happen.
I mean, look at the YouTube video that you sent us not
long ago where the guy claimed that he ran a car for 100
miles on four ounces of water.
Yeah.
I think that shit exists.
And I remember hearing 30 years ago about some ceramic
engine, built completely out of ceramics, that could go 100
miles to the gallon.
And they were super excited about it.
And I was reading the article in a magazine when I was
popular.
You're like, oh, it's coming.
It's coming.
Popular mechanics is what the magazine was.
And poof.
It killed it.
I mean, have you heard of a ceramic engine that was 100
miles per gallon on fossil fuels?
So I do think there are things that could happen that are
being squashed.
And I believe that conspiracy theory stuff, part of that
agenda is true.
I do.
And they had some guy that had some sort of bell, something
that made a ring tone.
And it was able to boil water instantly.
Yeah, that's what I was referring to.
And they even had a video of it.
And they were like, well, how did he do it?
And he saw his hand.
There was nothing in his hand.
He had the bell.
And it would make a ding.
And he'd stick it in the water.
He didn't hit it.
And nothing happened.
He hit it and it would stick in the water, instantly start
to boil.
Got hot instantly.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
It's crazy.
And he said he figured it out by just fucking around with
the frequencies in the house.
He was like, well, the subway used to go by and used to make
everything in the house vibrate.
The TV would be on.
And the speaker would create things to vibrate.
So he became more and more interesting of the different
vibrations and the frequencies that stuff are.
And he started.
That's another reason why I'm thinking about.
I'm all about the conspiracies.
I got this.
They talk about the.
And I'm kind of ignorant because I don't
remember what it was.
What about Area 51?
No.
Is it the 429 hertz or the 4?
Well, why don't you replicate it?
Yeah.
Well, they have.
They know what the frequency is.
We'll do an experiment right here in the podcast room.
And if we burn a hole in the podcast table, we'll know.
It's real.
We'll know it's real.
If there's videos out there, how come no one's tried it?
Because it's not a hard thing to do, I would think.
It's not hard.
And there are engineering students in universities all
over the world that can easily recreate shit like this.
Make a bell at that frequency.
100%.
Well, it's not about the bell at that frequency.
My point by saying that was that they're setting the scale.
Like they say, like the note C, for example.
We're going to start C at 432 hertz.
And I'm making that up because it's actually
on the soundboard.
Because you have options.
You want to set it at this hertz,
or you want to set it at that hertz.
And I forget exactly which one it is.
But it's like they had to make a collective decision.
And I'm wondering why.
Why even have that option?
Why isn't it just one way?
And I'm wondering if it has something to do with that.
Because even they're talking about these quack, quote,
unquote, doctors, like in Germany,
that were using frequencies to kill cells, cancer cells.
They were isolating it because everything
has a very distinctive frequency.
And they were basically, people would walk in,
and they'd zap their body with a certain frequency
and kill that cancer.
And they'd walk out.
I mean, I know ultimately that someone's probably not
going to be making money because cancer is huge bucks.
That's what it boils down to in every industry.
The cancer business is huge.
We know for a fact that pharmaceuticals squash
any non-pharma solution to anything.
I work with a guy who about four or five years ago got cancer.
And he left for about six months.
And he came back.
And he was almost bitter because he does remission
and everything.
He called it the cancer business.
He's like, it costs so much money.
And they're out to make money.
They're not out to save lives or advance.
They're about advancing new types of cancer drugs
to make money, not to beat cancer.
You know what I mean?
I mean, yes and no.
Yes and no, because they have to have some level of success.
Otherwise, they have no credibility,
and nobody would even do it.
That's why that show, Breaking Bad, was so funny.
Well, not really funny, but Breaking Bad,
he didn't care because he had cancer.
He was like, everything costs so much money.
You know what?
Fuck the world.
I'm going to make money.
It's going to be illegal.
I'm going to make money.
Yeah, he was a chemistry teacher.
I've never watched it.
Yeah, he was a chemistry teacher, high school teacher.
You know, I said that for a long time.
I never watched Breaking Bad.
And I was kind of like, I just didn't have the emotional energy
to do it.
It's good.
But I did it.
I heard it's amazing.
It's good.
I watched it last month.
And I'm telling you, I binge-watched it.
And I think I did all the seasons within a week or two.
It was like, I mean, during work all day,
I'm just like, type it.
You're like, type, I'm doing it during work all day?
Well, I mean, I'd sit there, put on Netflix, and at night,
I just nonstop.
So when we're like, hey, let's do this,
it's really important that we work.
Hey, sorry, guys, I got to work.
No.
Was that because you were binge-watching?
I mean, it's possible.
It was possible.
But I don't think that was.
I think you were tied up with tier ones
that particular week.
Oh, this is a diversion tactic.
He's deflecting.
No, I think you were in Colorado.
More deflection.
I don't think that's, you were moose hunting.
I was here.
Moose hunting in the last month?
First off, I haven't been moose hunting at all.
Are you allowed to moose hunt?
Yeah, there's a moose season.
Yeah, that'd be a huge haul.
Yeah, can you imagine?
You could do that in cowboy bars.
Grab some of those moose knuckles.
That's a dude.
Yeah, that's different, isn't it?
Moose knuckles are the dude bulges.
No, no, no, no.
The camel toe is the chick.
The moose knuckles, when you're nuts and everything,
kind of get.
No, that's.
Speaking of moose knuckles, Michelle Obama's latest video
that you guys sent to me.
Dick yanking around.
What was that all about?
What?
Who sent that?
What?
It was like a dance video.
And when they zoom in on it, there's testicular movement.
There's literally balls swaying inside the fabric.
When was that?
That was a few days ago, I think.
My friend sent that to me.
Yeah, I don't want to dwell on that.
But I mean, there's been too much of that.
At some point, you have to go, what?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You kind of have to wonder.
I watched that on your own time, sir,
since you were binge watching Breaking Bad.
Yeah, they're.
Seriously.
Yeah, they're swaying inside the fabric.
There's no question about it.
She's got a roll of quarters in there.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's something going on in there.
I don't know what's going on.
I mean, and now that it's funny, I'm
sure people could be doctoring stuff all over the place.
Right?
You know what I mean?
Doctoring images, doctoring video,
and just to make it more funny and have people,
idiots like us, talk about it.
But anyway, yeah.
I don't know.
See, now Sean's a believer.
Now they slow it down, and they zoom in on it.
They zoom in on it, yeah.
And highlight it and everything.
Yeah, it's disturbing.
Yeah, there's a lot going on in there.
I mean, it's bouncing.
I mean, there's something about the size of a roll of quarters,
and it is literally.
It's moving, it's swaying.
It's like she should have worn a jock.
Yeah.
There's a nice little slow-mo here.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on in there.
OK, anyway.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's super bad.
And usually with video editing, you
see some sort of distortion that you can kind of see.
Like it's been doctored or whatever.
I don't see any of that.
Wow, I mean, come on.
Nowadays, they can make deep fakes of anything.
They can.
So I don't trust anything I watch.
I don't know.
Yeah, anyway.
We know we never did talk about Smoke Wagon.
It tastes good.
It's a little sweet.
It's not as strong as I'd like.
Well, there it is.
The nose.
The nose opens sweet with cherries, red.
I think you said you had a rubbing alcohol.
Ethanol.
Yeah, I had a complaint.
When I first opened it up, it was to me.
Like this shit sucks balls.
No, that's not what I said.
I said I smell ethanol.
And that is typically like a cheaper bourbon.
Like we, you know what I mean, aged like two years or less.
It just needs to open for a while.
How much was this?
$40, $50?
For this bottle?
How much?
This was $50.
I don't know if he got it.
OK, I think it was $150.
I was like, what?
What?
No, no, no, your version was $70.
My version was $50.
How the hell did I do that?
The $70 bottle was better.
Well, I bought two bottles.
You bought one.
Well, I bought three.
You did buy three.
Yeah, you were crazy that day.
I was in the little store in Fayetteville taking pictures.
And you were like, I want one of those.
I want two of those.
I want four of those.
I've been bringing everything.
I want everything.
I'll send you the money.
Yeah, and then you're like, how much do I get to sell you?
I'll just sell you this much.
I didn't get a chance to tell you how much it was.
And you're like, I'm selling you everything I have.
You were like on a mission.
But what a score.
What a haul we got.
Yeah, well, I got 10-year McKenna.
Very good.
I was very excited about that.
You hit that, right?
It's already gone again.
No, that was no.
We're not opening that one up.
You guys can suck it.
Did you hide it?
No, I put it somewhere.
All right, good.
You know, whenever I come home and the boys have had friends
over or something.
And you check it.
I know I go into the pantry and I'm like, look at it.
And I look closer and I was like, OK, it's still the same.
I would hide it.
I know.
You said it was in your safe.
Mine's in the safe.
Even though no one else lives here but me.
How big is your safe?
It's a gun safe.
It's about this tall.
Yeah, I'm going to strap some C4 to mine
and put trip wires all around it.
So if anybody.
It blows their hand.
It blows the bottle up too.
Well, shit, I didn't think about that.
Well, that's where you'll be splattered with wonderful bourbon.
You got to use the.
What is that?
What is that little device that you set up?
And it's directional.
People walk up to it.
Yeah, Claymore.
Yeah, you put a claim or a Claymore.
Yeah, that way it bursts outwards.
Oh, look at this wonderful bottle.
Bang.
Let me reach around the claymore to get it.
I'm not going to blow somebody's face off.
If they want that bourbon, they can have it.
Well, no.
Really?
Go on.
Well, no, what I'm saying is.
I want it.
Never mind.
I'm putting a C4 Claymore on it.
So plus we got a we got rare breed.
We got two.
So there were only two bottles of rare breed.
We've been trying to replenish that for a while.
I know.
And there was only one bottle of the Henry McKenna.
So I got all three of those.
And then I got two smoke wagons.
Then I grabbed the Arkansas bourbon
we tried last week.
Rockhouse.
I bet the store owner was pleasantly surprised.
What?
I bet the store owner was pleasantly surprised.
Well, I told you when I walked in there,
they were eyeing me up and down because I was walking around
and taking pictures.
Well, that's because you just came out
of the sex store next door.
Well, that's true.
And I had a.
And you smelled.
Well, I had a dildo in my right hand
and I was holding the bottle of Henry McKenna.
Was it the Mr. T with the Kung Fu grip?
No, it was still in.
And he.
In where?
In where, Jeff?
Just saying.
Still in your hand.
Oh, OK.
Wow.
What am I walking around with?
Asselt chaps.
What the hell?
This thing's taken out.
Yeah.
What's wrong with him?
He had a dildo up his ass.
They weren't Chinese.
Pictures of my bourbon.
In any way.
So they checked on me twice while I
was taking pictures and stuff.
And then they were kind of looking at each other.
And I knew I was actually making them uncomfortable.
And then finally, I started like I grabbed the two
rare breeds and I grabbed the 10 year McKenna
and I put them on the counter.
And they were like, oh, yeah.
Boom, boom, chk, chk, chk.
Like money, money coming.
Yeah.
And then I added another three bottles.
I mean, you saw the picture.
It was crazy.
It was $360 or something nuts.
Did Shelly go in with you?
Did you come out with a big box?
You know what?
I told you it was Shelly's idea to stop there.
You said that.
She goes, why don't you go in there
and see if there's any unicorns?
And I was like, oh, I love you.
God.
I know, right?
Why can't everybody have a wife like mine?
Well, let's not get too.
Oh, that's too much.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it was pretty cool.
I came out with a box.
She's like, look for a unicorn.
I come out with a thing.
Oh, you're joking.
Yeah.
Honey, help me.
I can't hold it.
Is that all your?
I bet she scolded you at first.
No, she didn't at all.
She's like, what the hell?
I'm trying to remember what she said.
Walk out with a 12 pack of bourbon bottles
and not catch shit.
There were six bottles of bourbon in that box.
Yes, it was crazy.
Yeah, she didn't give me shit.
I said, Sean went nuts.
Zell me everything he owns.
So anyway, it was fun.
Anyway, anything else to add about this small smoke wagon?
It's not bad.
The price point's pretty nice.
Yeah, it's not bad.
I like the other one better.
It was hard to find.
I mean, I bought it in Fayetteville.
We can't find it here.
I don't think you've ever seen.
I've never seen this one.
It's out of Las Vegas, right?
It's tasty.
Yes, out of Vegas.
It's got a lot of good taste to it.
Now, is it distilled in Vegas?
Is it bottled in Vegas?
Does it come from Indiana, like the MG?
Like an MGP?
MGP.
I don't know.
That's something that's.
Go to the top.
It'll tell you at the top.
Yeah, I don't know about that part.
But I don't know.
I don't know where it's distilled.
It says Vegas, so I don't.
Breaking bourbon.
See if Smoke Wagon's on that.
They kind of tell you that.
Well, they try to tell you the mash bill
and where it comes from.
So there it is right there.
Yeah, it's great bourbon view.
It may not be the exact one.
That one right there is a small batch.
Yeah, that's it.
MGP.
It is MGP.
OK.
All right, so it's bottled.
It's bottled and aged in Vegas, maybe?
Correct.
I wonder if, wow, 36% rye.
I think we noted that last week.
It was high rye.
Uncut, unfiltered, with a stamped wax seal
of the cross guns and the phrase.
So I want to drink for we must die.
I want to go back to the frequency stuff,
because I just unearthed something.
So I got two short paragraphs to read,
and they're actually really short.
So the great four, it's the 440 Hertz conspiracy.
And so I googled in there, why did the frequency change?
And it said the music.
440 is a C, right?
Yeah, exactly.
So they said the song's tuned to 440.
It worked, because what it's supposed to do
is it does something.
It stimulates the heart chakra, some sort of a.
Do you know what the chakra is?
I think you've told us about this before.
It's old school.
Chakra is a form of, they use it for massaging.
It's a form of yoga, meditation.
But what if you don't believe in chakras?
Well, it doesn't matter if you believe in it or not.
If it exists, then it exists.
So these people.
That's right.
Chakra con.
All right, listen, shut the fuck up.
But it's weird, because they were like, why did it change?
So that is the whole thing.
Nobody could come up with a straight answer
on why it changed.
They just decided to change it.
Who is they?
And what changed?
The frequency change of what?
Music industry reached an informal standard
of 40 Hertz in 1926.
And some.
40 or 440.
440.
And some began using it as an instrument manufacturing.
In 1936, the American Standards Association
recommended that the A above middle C be tuned to 440.
Well, I'm sure there was some.
I think it's just a, this sounds better.
Yeah, musical reason for it.
Maybe it would have been, it was easier to record.
It was easier to.
Sure.
Maybe is a perspective.
The other.
Let's think of the other way.
What do you have?
Well, the other way is simple, because those frequencies
stimulate.
It's kind of like, if you look at it from a periodic table.
Well, I'm sure they explain why they changed it.
They didn't do a lot of explanation.
I tried reading into it.
But from the other side of it, let's
look at it from the strange, weird side of it.
You have, on the periodic table, you
have different chemical, different elements
that react well with strontium.
You have different chemicals that work with each other.
Just.
Thallium.
They just have a tendency to stick.
Like sodium chloride with salt.
Those things, water.
These are super solid elements, compound elements.
And I'm just saying, the frequencies
are the same thing.
There are certain triggers of.
Anyways, I guess the overall thing
is that there's just a bunch of unknowns.
I think it was a, this doesn't sound correct.
And someone was like, wow, this sounds even better.
I don't know if there's any conspiracy around that.
Well, there has to be.
If you're reading conspiracy theory stuff about it.
That's what some of it is.
I just think we need more information
to understand what the conspiracy is.
Well, that's just it, man.
I think that if it is a true conspiracy,
similar to some of the energy that we were talking
about, the hydrolysis for cars.
Well, what are they trying to hide, though?
Usually with a conspiracy, it's something
they're trying to hide.
Well, I mean, that's just my point.
So I mean, I'm not saying aliens are real.
I'm just saying, this is all stuff
that somebody's trying to prevent the average person
from seeing.
And Google, which we're on, which most of the planet
looks at, is, oops, my phone just turned on,
is, you know, it's their system, basically.
So if you can't find it on Google.
That's why you go to Duck Duck Go.
Well, whatever.
But my point is that information is not readily available,
because they don't want you to know.
I mean, can you find information on the cars?
You know, there's like the band?
No, the hydrolysis for the energy.
Rick O'Kasek?
Yeah, on Amazon Music.
And his wife.
Paulina.
Smoking hot, man.
Well, he's dead.
She's not.
Is she Ukrainian or Romanian or something like that?
Paulina?
She was a super black.
She's definitely Eastern Europe.
Yeah, she's Eastern Bloc.
I always thought the Department of Energy was just crooked.
You know?
Well, I mean, think about it.
Did Rick Perry run the Department of Energy?
He was the.
During the Trump years for a bit?
What is the train one?
That's transportation.
That's bootagig.
No, no, no.
Totally qualified for that position, by the way.
He is.
Completely qualified for it.
Within Texas, there's another.
There's a railroad commission.
Yeah, there we go.
Rick Perry was the railroad commissioner.
No, he was the governor of Texas.
Before that, he was the railroad commissioner.
That sounds so archaic.
Like when you go to the elections,
it's like the railroad, like tycoon or something.
It's like he wears a big mustache and a top hat.
What does the railroad commissioner do?
Well, they probably do.
Ironically, it probably is a very, very powerful position.
Well, we asked about the agriculture.
We asked what that one did as well.
There was another.
They had another one.
Horticulturist or whatever we looked at.
Horticulturist.
Secretary.
He was land.
It was, yeah, it was something.
Land something.
I forget what it was.
Anyway, so.
So railroad commission.
Prevent discrimination in railroad charges
and establish reasonable tariffs.
That should be not unlike ERCOT, which
they failed us miserably, but.
Oh, they regulate the oil and gas industry.
Oh, wow.
Pipeline transporters, natural gas utilities,
the liquid pipeline industry, coal and uranium,
surface mining, basically.
Uranium surface mining operations.
Wow.
And LP gas.
OK, that is probably the most powerful economic position
in the state.
That's why it's important.
They should rename it.
Yeah, like important energy dude.
Yeah.
Or do that.
Do that, yeah.
That's crazy.
You know, I have no doubt in my mind,
you're going back to the conspiracy thing.
I have no doubt in my mind.
I mean, look how many times Google has sucked up
a startup company that has revolutionary kind of stuff
and shut it down.
Just kind of kills it.
Grab it, shut it down.
Microsoft, grab it, shut it down.
Right?
There's no different than the energy industry
or the pharmaceutical industry.
And it's hard for these companies.
Sometimes you have to, if you have the, not the morals,
but no, I don't want you to buy me because you're
going to kill my company.
But they're throwing $200 billion at you.
Oh, yeah.
You're just like, holy shit.
And you drive to science, I'm just saying,
you will not start another company
to do this type of technology again, right?
And so the technology goes away.
Yeah.
It just goes away.
And they buy the patent, and they kill it.
So you know, that's hard to turn down.
Very normal.
That's generational wealth, right?
When you get something like that.
Oh, to turn it down, you mean?
Yeah, to turn it down.
Just like, wow, do I do that just to get my technology out
there?
Right.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a little frustrating.
Some do that.
So if you invented the gas, the water engine,
and GM comes up to you and says, I'll give you $500 billion
for that technology.
Or it will kill you and your family.
Well, I'm taking the money.
That's what I mean.
Then it dies.
And that technology goes away.
And I believe that shit happens all the time.
We know it happens.
We know that, like I said, Google and Microsoft
and Oracle, anything that looks like they're going to come up
and compete with them.
Now, if it's a complementary product, they'll take it
and they'll merge it into their portfolio.
But if it's something that is like a threat,
well, they murder it.
Like Waze GPS, Google bought Waze GPS
because they wanted that technology.
And they incorporated it into Google Maps.
But Waze Maps is still out there.
So they didn't kill that.
Right.
That's rare.
Doesn't Google have a huge floating city
out in the middle of the California coast?
Yeah, you're referring to those totally secretive data centers
that popped up off the coast.
I've never heard of this.
No?
I remember it during the election.
So are they there?
Is that because they're in international waters
and they could do whatever they want?
No, I don't think it was a, I don't know.
I don't know if they were truly offshore or like.
Yeah, I don't know.
I do remember there being, and everything always, you know,
spawns a conspiracy.
Right?
There we go.
Google's worst kept secret floating data centers
off the US coast.
That's not international.
Looks like a barge.
Right.
Yeah, I didn't think it was like, you know,
like international waters or anything like that.
It's probably cheaper to do that than to build something.
But yeah, they sit on barges.
They sprout electronic gizmos, tower several stories high,
and fast becoming Google's worst kept secret.
The internet giant appears to be constructing floating data
centers off the coast.
And who knows what Google's doing?
I want your dog to die.
Why?
Wow.
It's extreme.
I know.
You have very annoying dogs at your house.
I want them to die, too.
You have three of them.
Yeah, you got Napoleon, that little short legged.
Any of them.
I didn't ask for any of them.
Short legged attitude dog.
No, I don't want them to die.
I don't want any of the dogs to die.
I just, dogs are annoying.
I love dogs, too.
That's what sucks.
Yeah, they just suck.
It sucks because all my dogs are annoying.
But you love them.
I do.
But it's, I mean, Ginger's kind of like the only one
I really like, because she.
She's so old she doesn't give a shit about anything.
She's just, she looks like a crack whore.
I mean, she's just.
She does.
She looks like that big nut eye.
It's all glazed over.
What is she?
She like, like 14?
She's 12, 13 years old, multi poo.
And then you have Braco, which my son acquired.
And he was like, I'm going to get this dog while I'm
in college.
And I'm going to have a roommate.
That story happens over and over.
But the wife fucking approved it, and not only approved it,
I said no.
So not only did she.
And less than a year later, the dog's at your house.
Yes.
And so it's that.
I'm telling you, this is the cycle after cycle after cycle
of people doing this.
It has added several layers of frustrations,
because it's the fact that the dog is there and is so needy.
The dog is great.
I love the dog.
But the dog is so needy.
But it's not like pooping and peeing in the house, is it?
No.
OK, well, that's great.
From that perspective, it's great.
So I can't complain at all.
Does he hang out with you at the office?
Yeah.
Nonstop.
You know, it's just the responsibility
to maintain that dog.
That dog sheds.
The golden retriever sheds so much.
She does, too.
Layers.
I just vacuumed today.
Layers of hair every fucking where.
Yeah.
It's a losing battle.
And I'm sick of it.
I don't just.
You only have known it about 10, 12 years of it.
I didn't sign up for it.
Well, that's what it boils down to.
And I didn't sign up for a cat.
And I love our cat, too.
I think the cat's the sweetest cat in the world.
But the cat's got some issues.
And I didn't sign up for that.
And it's just like, I'm a prisoner.
Yeah.
And I was wheezing like a banshee when I left your house.
What's that?
When I left your house last time,
I was wheezing like a banshee.
I totally forgot you have a cat.
No, that was the booze.
Yeah.
No, I don't wheeze for booze.
And the stink bomb that Sean laid.
Oh, come on.
That might have caused some wheezing.
Let's get this out.
All right.
What an idiot.
Let's get this out right now.
All right.
You buy them online.
Right.
They're a gag gift.
It's called a stink bomb.
When you're 9 or 10, maybe.
So you know what?
It was funny.
I laughed.
It's a stink bomb.
You crush it.
It smells.
It lasts a minute or two, and it's gone.
This one maybe lasted four because it
was enclosed in the house.
It was horrendous.
It was an ender.
It was a party ender.
Well, we were leaving anyway.
Everyone was leaving anyways.
That's why I did it.
I had just said, let's all make another round of drinks.
That's what you said.
Shot, put on the music, turn up the music, and all of a sudden,
everyone was like, what the smell?
Uncomfortable after eating a large hamburger.
And you guys had spent the afternoon out at the food truck
place.
In the sun all day long.
In the sun.
And I don't know if she was drinking alcohol out there,
but I know you were.
No, I wasn't.
Everybody knew you were.
No, I drank water the whole time.
Did you bring a smuggler's delight?
No.
I bought bourbon there.
I'll tell you what.
Jeff and I went out there, and we bought some beers.
This was at the rail yard, not the truck yard.
The same thing.
No, very different.
Have you not been in the truck yard behind Nebraska Furniture
Mart?
I never have.
It's a big community.
No, it's not that place you went to.
So what's the difference between truck yard and rail?
Truck yard is much, much bigger.
Same type of concept?
It's the same overall concept.
It's behind Nebraska Furniture Mart?
Nebraska Furniture Mart.
What is it packed?
It was packed.
Really?
Yes.
Unbelievable.
I was like, wow.
They have live music?
They did have a live singer.
I don't know where he was.
I think he was somewhere inside.
There was a big inside building.
So whenever they have live performances,
they have speakers that push it all throughout the venue.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Well, Jeff and I went out to something similar, I guess.
It was the rail yard.
Yeah, that's cool too.
I like the rail yard.
We bought a round of beers and we basically brought in a,
fuck, I think that time I brought a bottle in.
I just brought a bottle.
I didn't even do it.
That's right.
You filled up a kombucha bottle.
That's what it was.
A bourbon?
No, a bourbon.
And we ended up just pouring, had a kombucha bottle
sat around the table.
Dunk.
It looked like kombucha.
What are they going to say?
They're going to walk up and go, I'm sorry, is that alcohol?
Did you bring your own alcohol?
They're not going to do that.
No, I'm pouring kombucha in my soda.
There's the truck yard right there.
He's got it up on the Google Maps.
Interesting.
I never knew that existed.
I thought it was the same thing.
It's a cool place.
I know the boys have been there.
Packed.
Is that where typically Terrell and you go?
No.
Put the satellite up.
I've never been to a truck yard for Terrell, no.
He usually goes to Rebel.
No, no, you went to one of them with Terrell.
Oh, rail yard.
So it was the rail yard.
It doesn't look that big, unless they've
commandeered across the street.
Well, I mean, why it seems so big
is that that entire area that you
see to the west and the south is stuffed full of cars,
everywhere.
All right.
So he's circling around.
So zoom into the.
It's a cool place though, man.
So hold on.
So multiple buildings, food trucks all along the sides.
It's a neat area.
So where is the actual food truck area?
Right there.
He's got the food trucks right there.
Is there a sitting area?
The far seat, all in the middle.
That's where you're in the sun.
So what's the building?
The building is a bar, a multi-layer bar.
And you can go inside and sit.
Are there like, is it doors you open up and shut?
No, I mean, they're all open.
It's all wide open.
OK, so it's not climatized.
No.
No, I don't think so.
So in August, it's a really nice place to be.
Just a nut sack.
I.
Do they have corn star turntables?
Yeah, they have little spray bottles.
This is powder, your scrote.
Nice, dry spray.
No, it's cool.
I mean, I don't think we've been there
in the heat of the summer.
It probably would be pretty brutal.
But I mean, gosh, it was kind of brutal when we were there
the other day.
And that was in the 70s.
Yeah, I mean, the sun was beating down.
But it was fun.
Well, it looks like they have trees.
So maybe in a couple years, the trees are bigger.
Oh, yeah, there are some tables.
If you get there early and kind of lock down your table
type of thing, yeah, you can get some tables
under some nice shade.
Kind of like at the cruise ship, you
lay your blanket on the towel at 4 AM.
I think I'm going to buy one of those huge disposable umbrellas.
Just carry it around?
Yeah, disposable umbrellas.
Well, it'll be disposable because I'll just leave it there.
OK, make your own little.
Jam it around.
Yeah, like you go to the beach and bring one
of those little umbrellas for sunshade.
Just kind of set it up right there.
Just right in the ground.
Nice.
Just hammer it out.
I don't see why that wouldn't work.
Huh.
Anyway, you guys should check it out.
It's a cool place to go to.
We'll go this Saturday.
Yeah.
Well, we're going to be working on our stuff.
That's true.
Yeah.
So well, we've got our cabinet that we're
going to be building for up at Filter
to display our dudes like us stuff.
We've got a sarkutry boards.
We've got some plaques with the come and take it away.
And other stuff.
Different little stuff.
Kitchen saying stuff.
So this week we're going to bust our ass on those shit.
Got to get it done.
Well, while he's working on the stuff,
we need to start cutting that shit and carving it.
Yep.
I'm here with that.
We have to.
Yeah, I started thinking about it more and more.
Yours is a one person job for the most part.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, most.
I mean, to get set up and to move some stuff,
I'll probably ask for some help.
Move shit around, but we need to design the shit.
Some of it's designed, some of it's not yet.
We have to finish that.
Yeah, we do.
Anyway.
Yeah, I'm excited about it because it'll be a long, full
day, but we got to go get.
We need to go buy a gallon of that polyurethane,
the acrylic version, and get ready to do it.
Because that's, I got the, we were talking about the filler.
I do have the filler.
You do have it?
I got a big old tube of it.
Good.
So we're ready to rock and roll with that.
And we're, I'd like to see if we can't get that plaque made
for the person that passed away.
We can have a little dude.
Did you design it yet?
Huh?
Your wife gave that to you to design and everything.
Dude, seriously?
Yes.
Are you serious?
It's not happening.
OK.
I mean, it should go without.
Wow.
Well, maybe we can help out.
Yeah, again, I have to re-up the light burn.
I haven't done that yet.
We know we have to anyway, right?
Yeah.
No, I mean, we've got some exciting stuff coming up
with our wood carving and our laser etching.
I mean, I think we talked about a little bit in the last podcast.
But we're getting ready to do some real stuff.
One of the things I know.
And we're excited about it.
One of the things I know we're all hoping
is that we're going to sell our shit cells.
What if none of it does?
That's all right, too.
I know every scenario when we're going to breakfast
and talking about it, I'm like, what do we do?
What do we do if it sells out in the first 10 minutes?
What are we going to do after that?
Oh, well, it's not going to sell in 10 minutes.
It might not even sell out at all.
But you know what we'll end up doing is we'll start.
Well, it needs exposure.
Right.
And I think.
It's not selling right now because no one sees it.
No, we have nothing.
And we're not doing anything yet.
We will, though.
So we'll see.
Well, you know what, we do more research
and we do get more ideas.
We try different things.
This is just one little tiny application of it.
And it's just a snippet.
And we just stop listening to Sean
and we start using our own intuition.
And then we start selling stuff like hotcakes.
Well, he even said that.
He goes, I'm too critical.
Yeah, you are critical.
I am.
He's removing himself from the creative process
because everything is not good enough.
Well, I think that's wrong as well because he
needs to have some good ideas as well.
Because we all have different perspectives and ideas.
Yeah, Sean.
Right.
Well, OK.
And I will.
Well, I'm not sure.
But honestly, it's just like sometimes you guys bring up
stuff and I think it all sucks.
But then when you actually put it out there,
I'm like, oh, that looks pretty good.
So you know, instead of.
No, Sean.
I think I should agree.
I don't want to be Debbie Downer.
So I'll just shut the fuck up.
You should remove yourself from the creative process.
From now on, we just won't even ask you.
It might be quality control afterwards.
Post-production.
Well, you're going to be the finisher, you said.
Yeah.
We have reached the intermission, gentlemen.
Smoke bag, it was good.
It was good.
And we're going to try another bourbon,
but we're going to go back to the well.
Yep.
We're pulling out one we've already tried before.
I don't think we've decided.
Yeah, we have to decide on one.
All right, we'll find out here shortly.
Well, we can always change our mind.
We walk right past a brand new bookshelf full of stuff.
We've got to make sure we make a run.
This is March 22.
It is.
Hi, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
Y'all healthy?
And I'm Pablo.
See ya on scene.
That's fucking Sean Croon.
Corchon.
Yeah.