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Jesus, what was that? It's like a vampire.

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I know this is a vampire episode.

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Very nice.

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Do do do do do.

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Did I tell you I heard this song on the radio as another like.

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I did too.

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It was the it was.

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I don't know what the hell it was, but I was like, oh, it's commercial.

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It was the music.

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The dudes like us.

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Because it's free.

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It is. It is free.

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And we're hurting.

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We don't have any sponsors yet.

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Rock this town rocking inside out.

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What do you mean? We have no sponsors.

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Well, that we know we do.

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We're sponsoring the shit out of this.

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Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ.

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I'm going broke.

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We don't count.

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We're waiting for somebody, anybody to like.

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Do we have a go fund me?

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How does that work? I am waiting to start.

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Well, we don't use them anymore because they're because if we do a go fund me,

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they're going to send it to freeze our accounts because we supported the convoy.

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They'll send it to BLM.

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Maybe we ought to preface that mess that has been sixty million dollars.

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Well, we have the DLU in the in the YLU, the DLU and YLU.

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Do you know what?

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Dudes like us and whites like us.

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That's W, not Y.

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What I say? YLU.

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Well, why? Like us? Why? Why?

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All right.

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This is the second half of dudes like us and we are

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Charlie, Charlie messed up right now.

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I'm not messed up and I'm getting there.

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Well, I'll tell you what, Jeff.

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I think Sean will be here.

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I will be. God bless.

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I was I was waxed in the first half.

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Yeah, you were sabotaged.

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No, I did not pour that much sabotage.

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You were sabotaged. I did not pour that much.

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No, I put a cube in it.

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I put a cube in it.

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Do I saw the look on your face and I heard the glugs.

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It did come out. OK.

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I gave more to Paul.

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I gave more to me than I gave more to you.

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I felt like I was on the seashore

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counting the waves coming in.

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You know how they count like one, two, three, four, five, six.

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So you can step out there and do something real quick.

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No, six. That was how many glugs that went into my glass.

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I was like one, two, three, four, five.

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What the hell, man?

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Paul and I had drank ours. You had not finished yours.

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So basically you have the same amount of us.

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All I know is that you picked up your glass and it spilled.

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And I was like, why? It had water tension.

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Are you tilting it? No, he wasn't.

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It had the fluid tension bubble over the top.

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It was swelling.

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All right. Well, welcome to the second half.

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It is the second half. It's March.

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It's dudes like us.

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And unfortunately, it's still in March.

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It is March 15th. Still in mid-March.

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Yes, we are. All right.

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So we've got Rocktown, Arkansas, straight barely bourbon whiskey.

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And so I went to Fayetteville.

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I went to Fayetteville. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Braggart.

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No, I say Fayetteville because it's Fayetteville, Arkansas.

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I drove five and a half hours to get there because we drove in snow.

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And there was no snow.

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Yes, there was. It was snowing.

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It was snowing. Oh, hold on.

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And we got to the very high. Is this the Texas snow?

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So no, I mean, it's more than we get.

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More than we get. Now, it's in East, you know, Oklahoma.

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Well, a centimeter is more than we get.

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And southern Arkansas.

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And it was no big deal.

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Like, I will agree with you. It's no big deal until we got.

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I don't know if you guys have been to Fayetteville,

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but there was massively high bridges. Never been there.

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Were you in your new tundra? Overpasses, massive.

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Like, they're like 300, 400 feet in the air.

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Wow. Over these.

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But they're not. You don't go up.

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You just go like they created a bridge.

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It's almost like a bridge between two little hilltops.

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Right. So anyway, anyway.

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So there were there was a wreck on the other side

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and there was a wreck on our side.

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And I guess you stuck up there.

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Yeah. So we were just stuck. Wow.

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Did you freeze to the bridge?

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And it caused it. Insane.

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Can you imagine how much weight can that bridge actually handle?

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Being frozen.

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You know, with the water.

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I mean, imagine the water being frozen on there.

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The water adds like a tremendous amount of weight.

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It does. Actually, there was.

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But there was no.

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Paul's not getting any skinnier.

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But there was no. Yeah. Well, that's part of it.

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But there was most of it. Accumulation.

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The craft beer. There was no accumulation.

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It was just that the bridge were iced.

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I mean, that's what I mean. That's why.

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That is communication.

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So there was really not that much snow. Anyway.

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But there's ice, right?

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So it delayed me 30 minutes. But anyway.

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So here we go. We get there.

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We get to the hotel.

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Shelly's like, Shelly's like, hey, do you do you?

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This was doing what?

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This was your I this.

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Hold on. You guys are going to know that you guys are going to give my wife

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major props.

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We're we're pulling into the hotel, most pulling into the hotel.

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And to get to the hotel, you got to drive through like a parking lot.

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And there was a liquor store.

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And I was like, oh, look, a liquor store.

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And she drives past it and she goes and she stops in the parking lot and goes,

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do you want to go see if there's a unicorn?

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I'm not kidding, guys.

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I got to hand it to her. That's incredible.

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And so I thought she was going to let me out.

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She pulls around, goes to the front of the liquor store,

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parks right next to the door and hands him three hundred dollars in cash.

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I was like, give him a quick blow job.

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It says, go in there, find your unicorn.

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I go, who are you?

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I walk into the.

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I believe he had someone else to.

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And it's a tiny liquor store.

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You know how we've decided that like the unicorns are most likely going to be big,

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big stores with big selection.

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Wrong. I walk into this place, it's tiny.

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I open the front door and they're like, hey, how you doing?

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I bet some women like that.

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Except it was Indian. And then.

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Hello. How are you?

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How are you doing? Would you like a slushie?

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Are you going to spend money? Otherwise, please leave.

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No, is there a discount?

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Anyway, I look at the I look at the the shelf.

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Hammering McKenna, tenure.

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Boom. Did you grab it right away?

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Well, I just I panicked.

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I was like, um, like slam into it and break.

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I lost my breath.

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Yeah. But you see the price on it, though?

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It was cheap.

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No, it was 20 bucks more than what we paid for.

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Actually, 30 bucks. Hammering McKenna.

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We paid 40 bucks for ours.

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It was 60. It was 69.

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Ninety nine were you paid for it?

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Oh, wow. But it's a unicorn.

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Yeah. So I grabbed it.

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Still, I think it's I grab it.

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I'm starting to walk around. I bought it.

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Yeah, I'm walking around and I'm seeing stuff that we've never seen like before.

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We're getting all kinds of pictures. Like smoke wagon.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, I was like in the hog heaven.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, I was like in hog heaven and those and the people, they were like,

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what's going on? Did they say something to you?

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Well, I mean, two different people walked up to me and I think it was a family.

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Two different people walked up and they were like,

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can we help you find something?

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And I was like, no, just taking pictures.

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You know, I'm like just checking it out. Just creeping out.

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Well, hey, by the way, can your daughter smile a little bit?

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She's a little slowed down.

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Wow. What?

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Take pictures. You know, anyway, I even worse.

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You can't just stand.

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I go around the other aisle and I find wild turkey, rare breed, two bottles.

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Grabbed them, grabbed them, grabbed them.

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And then I was like, I can't hold them all.

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And then I walked up to the front and I like set them down.

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And he was like, I like this guy.

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He's thinking he's weird, but he's taking pictures.

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But it looks like he's going to buy a bunch of shit.

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But he's thinking, as this guy knows, is bourbon.

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Well, then he became my best buddy.

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Then he walks. That's exactly right.

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And then first thing he says is I have other bourbons behind the behind,

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you know, where we we look at the points.

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Right. He pulls out his loin cloth and this little coin purse.

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So he's got some stuff on another door.

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And then he walks over and he says, and this one.

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And I'm looking at the smoke wagon, the one we just had. Right.

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Brilliant. Brilliant bourbon.

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He's looking at that and going, you know what?

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I found that online for like almost double what we're selling it for.

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And I was like, and I was like, oh, a unicorn. Right.

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And then I tried to get online, but I got screwed anyway.

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So I'm grabbing shit anyway.

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Three hundred and sixty five dollars worth of bourbon.

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Is that is that what the bill was?

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I don't know. But I paid two twenty five of it.

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Holy cow. Anyway, it was good shit.

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Yeah. I mean, the good stuff.

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You got two rare breeds, the Henry Kenetan, the smoke wagon,

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which was delicious.

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This one is. Yeah.

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Smoked this one. This one is. Hold on. Hold on.

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We had the one smoke wagon.

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We had we didn't have the other smoke.

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No, we have to. Oh, we have two smoke wagons.

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We haven't tried the second one yet, which is probably it's

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the hundred proof or the 90 something proof.

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I'd say I'm not a huge fan of what we've got.

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Right. So we got.

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So I also saw a local Arkansas bourbon. Right. Right.

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And it was it's everything local.

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But this is different.

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This is different. It says it's unmalted barley and malted barley.

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There's no rye. What is the difference?

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Oh, OK. I see that.

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So sixty one percent corn, 30 percent unmalted barley,

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nine percent malted barley.

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So what is the process of so no no rye?

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So is that like raw onions versus sauteed?

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I don't know. Or is it like malted milk balls?

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So here's the thing. They're very whoppers.

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They are very proud as opposed to unmalted like unwhopper.

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Hershey's syrup, unwhopper barley, unwhopper, unwhopper.

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So they're very proud of their unwhopper. Unwhopper.

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They're very proud of their locally produced bourbon.

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And it was not cheap. I mean, it was thirty thirty eight dollars.

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So I was like, OK, I mean, usually.

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OK, yeah. Nineteen ninety nine, nine ninety nine.

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We stay away from that.

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But it was almost 40. So I was like, OK, well, and it's local, meaning.

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So you know what I mean? If it's ever going to be cheap, it's going to be locally.

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Scroll up just a hair, Mr. Producer.

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And so the tasting notes on here, which now makes sense,

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which stand out as the licorice all sorts on there.

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What does that mean? Well, you know, licorice is all sorts.

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I just assume it's a variety of capitalized.

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So I'm wondering what the brand licorice all sorts is a brand,

252
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especially the chocolate one, it says, especially the chocolate one.

253
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OK, maybe it's like a little bag.

254
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Maybe the German licorice you buy.

255
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So first off, whoever reviewed this freaking loves it.

256
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Ninety five point five out of 100.

257
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Well, I mean, they love it.

258
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I've got a lot of German licorice that you like.

259
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I've got a love. I love it.

260
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And you hate this bourbon.

261
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That I didn't say that to you.

262
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It's just a meh bourbon.

263
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Is it meh? It's a different taste to it.

264
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But now that this has been put in my face, the licorice all sorts,

265
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I could definitely taste that on the bourbon, if you wouldn't mind, Mr. Producer.

266
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Six pound bag for six ninety five.

267
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I mean, right. I'm in. I love it.

268
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I would bind you up, man.

269
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Your shit would just be like a block.

270
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It was stack.

271
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It start coming out of your mouth.

272
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God.

273
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Well, you said God, yeah, that was too far.

274
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Coming out your mouth.

275
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You took it too far, Paul. Yeah, I did.

276
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Yes. I'm sorry.

277
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I was just talking about constipation.

278
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You're talking about just I just said it was stack up violence.

279
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Is there going to be room for five people at the table?

280
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So I'm going to have to sit over here.

281
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I have to sit there next to you.

282
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So we're going to be able to handle it next week.

283
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We're going to have two guest speakers.

284
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We haven't done that.

285
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Well, let's finish our discussion here at Rock Rock.

286
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We got 80 D working going here. Rocktown.

287
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Yeah. Ninety five point five out of one hundred.

288
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It says just might have had a Kentucky bourbon.

289
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I would not have told the difference.

290
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That's Jim Murray's twenty twenty Bible.

291
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Yeah. So many strains of cocoa.

292
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It's hard to keep track between them since Manuka and Brie year

293
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honey air as well as maple syrup and red licorice.

294
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The Vegas hint of hickory fills the mid ground.

295
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Oh, good Lord. Good Lord.

296
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What's this other thing?

297
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You know, it has I mean, it's not horrible.

298
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It's it just has that.

299
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I don't taste chocolate.

300
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You don't taste chocolate.

301
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That's what he's that's what he's picking up on here.

302
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A lot of chocolate.

303
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They should have called themselves chalk town

304
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after the stunner.

305
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One of the if it is chocolate, it's very dark.

306
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Yeah, it's more of a actually I do taste dark chocolate.

307
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It's more like a what they call it.

308
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Well, I do taste something kind of tastes bananas.

309
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I do not.

310
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Or an is at all.

311
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Bananas are sweet.

312
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There's nothing sweet about this.

313
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Yeah, there is. To me, there is.

314
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God damn, I eat a shit load during that fucking half time.

315
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You did. You made a chicaron as burrito.

316
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,220
I did cheat. Yeah, Ronas and I had us on.

317
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She's she's rectangle.

318
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You it's like you emerge from the jungle

319
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after like six months

320
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and you started tearing apart the kitchen.

321
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I've never seen you ravish like that.

322
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I didn't eat dinner. It was literally ridiculous.

323
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I thought I was going to be. I had dinner.

324
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I told you we had enough.

325
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I wasn't hungry.

326
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All right. Until intermission.

327
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Until you open up that bag of chicha.

328
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Ronas and I was like, I like this is gone.

329
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I say I think I'm officially out of any kind of snack in my house.

330
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We cleaned out every expired bag you had.

331
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Even even even the Christmas crackers that I pulled out.

332
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I went March 15th and there was no Santa Claus.

333
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They were good little sandwich bags filled with you make it

334
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your own ranch oyster crackers.

335
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The oysters that was that a former podcaster with us.

336
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Was that Andrea?

337
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Did she make those? Yeah, no.

338
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Oh, she may have. I don't know.

339
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She made the checks.

340
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These came from my wife, the teacher, so she gets all kinds of shit.

341
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,080
Oh, yeah. That's one of those.

342
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,780
So one of her students, one of those perks of having a teacher wife.

343
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Yeah. So she gets she gets bags of this stuff. Nice.

344
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But they're still good.

345
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I think I think Sean Nail is like they're just coated in oil.

346
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All right. Yeah, of some sort.

347
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Yeah, they're nice.

348
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,660
Yeah. You soak it in oil. It will never go bad.

349
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Oh, yeah. You know, you can you can use these

350
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all coated crackers, Doritos chips, Doritos as fire starters.

351
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If you're in a pinch, you go camping.

352
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Really? Dude, seriously, man.

353
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Let's say really, you can take a paper.

354
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They just take instead of taking these little fire start things.

355
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,740
You take a bag of Doritos corn chips and like that.

356
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,580
And you basically light it in the Boy Scouts.

357
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,640
What was online?

358
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,580
No, we did not learn that.

359
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,820
The boy's is freaking hilarious.

360
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:14,020
But it's true. It works. It's absolutely true.

361
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,920
And they burn it. It's not a quick burn.

362
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,820
I mean, that's what you want.

363
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One chip, maybe a minute.

364
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,020
You want a long burn?

365
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:23,120
Yeah, maybe longer. Yeah.

366
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,020
One chip. That's crazy. Yeah.

367
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:29,860
So if you and if you got enough stuff going on there to get to get it going.

368
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,360
And plus, it smells so if you go so it's got a nice corn smell.

369
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,860
So if you go so if you go on the show, naked and afraid,

370
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,500
bring a bag of Doritos, they don't offer that.

371
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,200
Don't you bring one tool?

372
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,980
Or is that survivor going to be on the list?

373
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,120
Oh, so they don't corn chips aren't on the list

374
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,620
because they know it's too easy.

375
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,120
They're just like, you'll beat everybody.

376
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,760
You can eat them and stay warm.

377
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:55,920
So I'm not going to eat these.

378
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I'm not like the fire.

379
00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,420
You know, it's the most disturbing.

380
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,100
Well, besides seeing them naked,

381
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,060
other than the most disturbing thing is that when they spend the night

382
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:06,240
and they're being attacked all fucking night by these bugs and they're beaten.

383
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,200
And it's frustrating.

384
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,900
It's like, dude, look, you're on a TV show.

385
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:14,740
Yeah. Rub something on your go fucking bathing that thing of mud over there.

386
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,980
Oh, yeah. I mean, you rub something on.

387
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:18,820
What are you doing?

388
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,880
That's what the hippos and the wildebeest.

389
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,460
That's what that's what the the tribal people do.

390
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,280
The water buffalo.

391
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:28,060
That's why they all cover with that stuff, you know, to get the mosquitoes off.

392
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:31,220
I thought that was like L'Oreal SPF 50.

393
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,420
Well, I think that's SPF 1000.

394
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:38,760
Remember when Arnie Arnie was trying to avoid the invisible alien in Predator

395
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,960
and he covered himself in mud as well.

396
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,400
Those are those to hide his.

397
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,200
When you said I was pretty, that was predator.

398
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,200
That was predator. Well, and also the bugs.

399
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,040
No, it was just just to hide himself from the alien.

400
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,280
Because you see his eyes.

401
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,880
Yeah. When they opened up, it was like, how do I can see you?

402
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:02,220
Oh, it's just like Rambo and Rambo to he also did.

403
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,200
I'm right here. Kill me.

404
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200
I'm going to kill you.

405
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,940
Remember that he gets trapped underneath.

406
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,800
Oh, well, stop. Here's my mate.

407
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,700
Hold on. He's in the little tunnel that he made.

408
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,600
And on one side, he has a trap.

409
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,680
My he has a trap.

410
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,940
But on the other side, the alien figured it out.

411
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,140
Yeah. And then the alien goes to the other side.

412
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,440
He's like, what are you doing?

413
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,640
I'm right here. Kill me.

414
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,520
Get to the chopper.

415
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,980
No, he didn't. He didn't say the other.

416
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,560
No, that's a different movie.

417
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,360
All right. So well, it's the same movie, but that was earlier.

418
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,320
Get to the chopper.

419
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,900
The chopper. Fucking Arnold.

420
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:39,660
He had the how many are around. OK, so he did.

421
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,340
Let's let's go over Arnold movies.

422
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,340
He started with pumping iron.

423
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,840
But we're talking about his lifestyle.

424
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,240
Really? I'm talking about his movies.

425
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,040
Start with.

426
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,380
He started with his first movies, pumping iron.

427
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,840
Yes. It was about him working out. OK.

428
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,180
Those are homemade documentaries.

429
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,220
Yeah, because he was Mr.

430
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,880
Universe. But whatever made.

431
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,560
Now, his first movie was with Conan.

432
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,880
What was going on? I'm going with Conan.

433
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,360
Yeah. So the theaters.

434
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,020
Yeah, I did, too. It was fabulous.

435
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,260
You was fucking tastic. Loved it.

436
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,200
We saw I watched it every time.

437
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,100
Wasn't there a little blonde in that movie?

438
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,060
She was red.

439
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,400
No, it was a blonde. All blood was a blonde.

440
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,100
Wow. Maybe she's redhead down below.

441
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,540
Sandra. Don't say Sandra Locke.

442
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,700
No, it's not. Sandra.

443
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,580
Her name was Sandra something.

444
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:25,580
Was it Conan the Barbarian?

445
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,580
Who was smoking?

446
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:27,740
Yeah, Conan the Barbarian.

447
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,380
Conan the Barbarian.

448
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,620
Wasn't Sandra Bullock.

449
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,680
There were multiple Conan movies, I thought.

450
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,180
There were three, two or three.

451
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,920
So we may be thinking of a later movie with the blonde.

452
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,360
No, the first one had a blonde.

453
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,300
Her name was Sandra something. OK.

454
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,600
All right. Well, we need to hurry up.

455
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,360
That was like way in nineteen eighty two.

456
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,220
She was very live.

457
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,840
Conan the Barbarian or the destroyer.

458
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,240
Conan the Barbarian was the first one.

459
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,600
Conan the Destroyer was the second one with

460
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,900
Will Chamberlain and Grace.

461
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,440
OK, Grace, that was the one with the hot blonde.

462
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,880
And she had a hot blonde, too.

463
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,880
And she was Olivia Diabo.

464
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,280
How do you God?

465
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,320
What? You remember the actress's name?

466
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,480
Yes. How do you do that?

467
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,220
Sandra. Sandra.

468
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,080
Sandra somebody.

469
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,260
I think you study this shit just to make us look stupid.

470
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:13,520
Sandra Sandal Bergman. There you go.

471
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,120
OK, well, that's not who I was thinking of.

472
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,520
And it had James Earl Jones had Darth Vader in it.

473
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,520
Nice.

474
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,760
Who turned into a snake.

475
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,960
She's looking. We have the meat.

476
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,260
No, that's Ving Rhames.

477
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:27,860
No, it isn't as James Earl Jones.

478
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,140
No, it is not. That's Ving Rhames.

479
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,700
What? That's a lie.

480
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,940
No, I'll bet you ten dollars.

481
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:34,980
You're giving misinformation out on the Dudes Like Us podcast.

482
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,140
You son of a bitch.

483
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,540
Ving Rhames. We're going to be canceled.

484
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,740
It is. Look at that.

485
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,140
James Earl Jones. What's wrong with you?

486
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,540
No, it is not James Earl Jones.

487
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,880
Ving Rhames. On the Arby's commercials.

488
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,280
Yes. One hundred percent.

489
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,080
Look it up. One hundred percent.

490
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,480
Look it up. Arby's commercials.

491
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,980
The guy from Mission Impossible.

492
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,980
No, yes, it's James Earl Jones.

493
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,980
We have the meat. No.

494
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:56,000
OK. No, he doesn't laugh like that.

495
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Arby's commercial.

496
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Is that a seven up commercial?

497
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I think you're wrong on this one.

498
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
No, it's Kelly Cuoco.

499
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
That is not.

500
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
No way. We're both wrong.

501
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

502
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Who is that a picture of?

503
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I'm going to punch you in the mouth.

504
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
No.

505
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Son of a bitch.

506
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,020
Like ever. It's never been James Earl Jones.

507
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,020
No, never.

508
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,020
Ever.

509
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,020
That can't be right.

510
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,020
Well, even I didn't know that.

511
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,020
I mean, I can't be right all this time.

512
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:27,020
I thought for sure it was James Earl Jones.

513
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,020
Doesn't it sound like him?

514
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,020
Yes, it does.

515
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,020
No, it sounds like Ving Rhames.

516
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,020
Now you're being condescending.

517
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,020
Oh, how could you ever think it was him?

518
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:37,040
Were you stupid? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

519
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,040
I sure wish I didn't wear hearing aids.

520
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,040
Right. Were you deaf?

521
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,040
Oh, sorry. That was offensive.

522
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,040
I don't believe that came out.

523
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,040
Yeah, it did.

524
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,040
Oh, he's a Juilliard alumnus.

525
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,040
So that's what I knew.

526
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,040
He was in...

527
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,040
Initiative Possible.

528
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,040
Ving Rhames?

529
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,060
Well, he got to start as young Gabriel in the 84 cinematic

530
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,060
adaption of James Baldwin.

531
00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:02,060
Go tell it on the mountain.

532
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:04,060
What? He was not in Armageddon.

533
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,060
He was a different dude.

534
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:07,060
That was... He's dead, by the way.

535
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,060
Why do you have to say stuff like that?

536
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,060
Which guy?

537
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,060
Bear. His name was Bear.

538
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,060
I don't know what his... He was also in the Green Mile.

539
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,060
Yes.

540
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,080
Clark Duncan. He died?

541
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,080
Yeah, Green Mile was kind of weird with...

542
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,080
What? He died?

543
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,080
Tom Hanks.

544
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,080
He died a few years ago.

545
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,080
He pulled cancer out of his testicular area.

546
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,080
I don't know.

547
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,080
Oh, I don't...

548
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,080
I know he passed away.

549
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,080
I don't like that. I like that guy.

550
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,080
Michael Clark Duncan. That was his name.

551
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,080
Jesus Christ, you're like a fucking almanac of weirdness.

552
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,100
I mean, just weird, you know?

553
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,100
I mean, we like you, but you're weird.

554
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,100
All right, then, Cliff Clavin, let's take it on to the next one.

555
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,100
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

556
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,100
So I win, so you owe me $10.

557
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,100
Hey, producer, $4 on here.

558
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,100
I never bet money.

559
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,100
Damn it!

560
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,100
So I only owe you $40 for the rib rate.

561
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,100
More than that. There was a tax.

562
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,100
And an alcohol tax.

563
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,100
Hey, don't rock the table so much.

564
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,120
Oh, there was an alcohol tax. Did you hear that, Sean?

565
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,120
Don't rock the table so much. You're rocking the team.

566
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,120
I know. I'm knocking over shit.

567
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,120
I'm getting excited, because I was right.

568
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,120
Oh, imagine that.

569
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,120
That's never happened before on podcast.

570
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,120
Yeah, I know.

571
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,120
All right, so we did a few things before the podcast today.

572
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,120
We cleaned the podcast room.

573
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,120
Well, Sean did.

574
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,120
Well, I came up here.

575
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,120
And Austin.

576
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,120
Austin came up here.

577
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,120
I didn't clean anything.

578
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,140
I vacuumed.

579
00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,140
Yes, you did.

580
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,140
It was very loud. We heard it.

581
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,140
He wasn't doing anything.

582
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,140
He was in the corner masturbating.

583
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,140
Because I'm above that shit.

584
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,140
No, you took the garbage out.

585
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,140
You took the garbage out.

586
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,140
That's a woman's job.

587
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,140
Not really.

588
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,140
It's a woman's job to clean the room.

589
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:33,140
He backed it up and took it 10 feet.

590
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,140
You left it out there?

591
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,140
Yes, I had to take it downstairs.

592
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,140
Yes.

593
00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:38,140
Did you take it downstairs?

594
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,140
Yes, I did.

595
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:42,160
See, you had that fucking little voice cracking and stuff.

596
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,160
That's a woman's job.

597
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,160
We never finished our discussion on rock, whatever this stuff is.

598
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160
Rock barrel.

599
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,160
No, rock town.

600
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,160
What's rock town?

601
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,160
Rock town.

602
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160
You know what?

603
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160
It's not bad.

604
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,160
It's a local proven.

605
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,160
It's not bad.

606
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,160
It's middle of the road.

607
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,160
I'll tell you what.

608
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160
It's a mixer.

609
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,160
I wouldn't buy it again.

610
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,160
It's not a mixer.

611
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,180
No, I said that downstairs.

612
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:06,180
I said there's a weird flavor in this that I don't think would be good.

613
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,180
Wow, you're saying it's worse than a mixer.

614
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:09,180
Yeah, it's called licorice.

615
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:12,180
You're literally saying it's worse than a mixer by saying it's not good enough to be

616
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:13,180
a mixer.

617
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:14,180
No.

618
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,180
Yes, you are.

619
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,180
Okay, possibly.

620
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,180
But I could drink it like this.

621
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,180
I don't know.

622
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,180
Bring a Coke and we'll try it with a Coke.

623
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,180
No, no, no.

624
00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:23,180
We don't do Cokes anymore.

625
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:24,180
It's not that bad.

626
00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:25,180
We do Colas.

627
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:26,180
Bring a Cola.

628
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,180
Good Cola.

629
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,180
That's right.

630
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,180
It's been a long time.

631
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,180
Well, hold on.

632
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:31,180
Have we gone over that?

633
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:33,180
Because they fired the general counsel.

634
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:34,180
I don't care.

635
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,180
It's too late.

636
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,180
It's too late forever.

637
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,180
I don't care anymore.

638
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,180
You know, I'm just like, fuck it.

639
00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:40,180
You know, now it's just I just want to do Colas.

640
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:42,180
But you bought me a Sprite t-shirt.

641
00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:45,180
Look, Sprite, that's Coca-Cola.

642
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,180
You know what?

643
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,180
No, it wasn't.

644
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:50,180
What it was, was half price.

645
00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:51,180
All right.

646
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:55,180
They still made money because Walmart still bought that.

647
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,180
No, that was that was Coles.

648
00:22:57,180 --> 00:23:01,180
The other day the other day I was going through my t-shirts that I wanted to wear and I saw

649
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,180
this Sprite one.

650
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,180
I was like, I would shine by that.

651
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:08,180
It's supposed to be boycotting half price Coca-Cola.

652
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,180
And now I've got a person losing money is cold.

653
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:17,180
I felt if I were to buy that from Coles at half price, I would be doing a disservice.

654
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,180
Somehow you're screwing them.

655
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,180
Yeah, you're screwing cold.

656
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,180
OK, they're getting more than zero.

657
00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:22,180
I bought it.

658
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:23,180
That's what I mean.

659
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,180
You're screwing cold.

660
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,180
I didn't screw calls because I bought it.

661
00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:26,180
Yeah.

662
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:27,180
But Coca-Cola getting more than zero.

663
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,180
Yeah.

664
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:31,180
Coca-Cola has already paid for it six months prior to that.

665
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:32,180
You know what?

666
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,180
I don't care.

667
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:34,180
It was half price.

668
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,180
It was Christmas.

669
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,180
What am I supposed to do with it?

670
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:40,180
What I get supposed to wear it and go, I love Coke and I'm trying to be less white.

671
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:41,180
Yes, there you go.

672
00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,180
That's the big thing.

673
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:46,180
I'm woke and I can't stand the Georgia voting law.

674
00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:48,180
Are they still fighting that?

675
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:49,180
No, they're not.

676
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:50,180
They backed off.

677
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:53,180
They fired the dude that they fired the general.

678
00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,180
They did fire.

679
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,180
Stacey Aperman isn't going after it still.

680
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,180
But it doesn't matter.

681
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:02,180
The point is, is the audacity of the the look.

682
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:03,180
Look, they were on board.

683
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,180
There wasn't one dude fucking playing this fiddle.

684
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:06,180
All right.

685
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:08,180
It just doesn't happen like that.

686
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,180
Not one person at Coca-Cola.

687
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:11,180
Yeah.

688
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:14,180
There's not one person that's audacity.

689
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:17,180
The anal test is that's what you're saying a lot.

690
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,180
You said anal.

691
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,180
I did not say anal.

692
00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:20,180
We said something close.

693
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:21,180
I did.

694
00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:24,180
That's the audacity.

695
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,180
You're thinking anal because you're drunk.

696
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,180
But it's odd.

697
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,180
And we are not in that type of club.

698
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,180
Not anal.

699
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:35,180
We're talking about anal.

700
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,180
What?

701
00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,180
Why is there like glitter all over on your side of the table?

702
00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:40,180
Just my eyeliner.

703
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:41,180
God.

704
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,180
It's shedding.

705
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,180
Your eyeliner shedding.

706
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,180
Yeah.

707
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,180
When I drink bourbon, I sweat.

708
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,180
Am I glitter?

709
00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,180
All right.

710
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:49,180
My glitter.

711
00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:51,180
So Arnold Schwarzenegger.

712
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,180
One of his first movies was Conan the barbarian.

713
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,180
It was in nineteen eighty two.

714
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:57,180
And I remember that movie well.

715
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,180
But I don't remember.

716
00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:07,280
The young Conan destroyer. Okay go to IMDb put in Arnold Schwarzenegger and let's see the filmography of him because I guarantee there are

717
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:13,260
Freaking amazing movies. Yeah, then you got commando. Can you guys see that? Oh, yeah, he killed someone with a

718
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,780
table saw blade. Okay, he

719
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:22,360
He killed a like a million people when they were all shooting at him like at the same time

720
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:25,020
And they missed him over and over and over again

721
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:31,880
That was Hercules in New York commando has a you got Conan the barber and then you have Conan al bar

722
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:37,520
Barbaro you're not looking at the same thing. We I haven't seen any of these down, but this is this is sequentially

723
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,740
So so go up so scroll up Conan

724
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:49,140
Here our girl school. That's a music video. I remember that band. Well, hold on. But what about Conan the

725
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,420
Barbaro

726
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:58,580
Conan are you like yeah, what el bar barrow? What are you doing? What's happening? Are you are you on like the Spanish site?

727
00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:00,580
Yeah, do you need another drink sis?

728
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,980
Anyway, you got so many versions of Conan the barbarian

729
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:10,400
I realize they have Conan the barbarian which is 1982 Conan the destroyer 84

730
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:18,420
Shockingly the Terminator like what put him on the map really truly put him on the map. It was which the same year 84

731
00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,100
That's a fantastic movie

732
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:26,340
1984 the Terminator I have to say it's one of my favorites red Sanja was good one, too. He married that lady

733
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:31,760
Well, red Sanja was the weirdo woman yeah the

734
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:35,300
She she was a she's a big blonde

735
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:38,260
No, Bridget Nielsen

736
00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:41,660
Was Brigitte Nielsen

737
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:45,840
But there was a black woman. No that was in Conan the Destroyer

738
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,460
She was weird. Grace Jones

739
00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:54,300
She was also in James Bond view to kill. Thank you. I knew there was something else she did

740
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:59,220
She was oh, she was a punk rocker. She was a weirdo. She's a punk rocker

741
00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:03,500
But she was part of the new though 80s look for sure she was a punk rocker

742
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:07,460
She would wear and she even went topless for a few

743
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:16,180
She wasn't topless, but you could see nipples well well there you can see my nipples

744
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:23,660
I'd better not to but we don't have to but she had she had a wonderful thing about but yours look like moon

745
00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:30,700
Pies hers were more like fucking like little erasers, but he has big areolas my areolas are just no

746
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:35,820
They're normal about quarter size. Are we seriously talking about your moon pies did this just happen?

747
00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:41,560
Might or not move are we taking a turn that I think is going to lose the one listener we have

748
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:47,080
We're talking about Jeff's moon pies nipple size. Thank you Jeff. Thank you Sean

749
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,840
Thank you both. No my nippers normal size

750
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:58,960
Begging us to judge hey look they they guys get moon pies dude. I love those pink coconut

751
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:06,260
Chocolate cake covered moon pies doesn't fantastic. Why do you think women? Why do you say pink? Well because they're well they make them in

752
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,360
No, they don't know you said no you said

753
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:14,600
You started out saying pink as if they were real moon pies, and then you switch to a dessert chocolate

754
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,600
I like pink and chocolate. Yeah, we caught that idiot

755
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Good anyway all right raw deal

756
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:28,600
1986 I saw it. I don't think I remember anything about yeah, did you guys talk about kindergarten cop?

757
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:33,120
And I don't know about we haven't gotten there. Oh you're going up running man 87 so

758
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,720
Saw that one ready

759
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:41,360
Cc predator you know who was in the running man? Richard Dawson yeah the guy from family family

760
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,680
See you family few guy that was like well lost every one by the way. He was good in that movie

761
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,960
He was well. He put the same damn character. He was a good

762
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,200
Whatever just

763
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:59,920
Why are you singing the family few? That's trying to do the theme, but I did not come out the 18

764
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:05,760
Didn't I was coming out with the that was the rocky. Oh, that's a rock. Oh, you're singing rocky

765
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,240
I was alright, so we have running man, and then we have predator in my opinion

766
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,720
Want one of his greatest movies?

767
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,920
Red heat I saw it. I wasn't thought don't remember man's

768
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:24,080
Woefully under impressed I like twins. I like it like it all total recall not bad

769
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:29,720
1990 what about tell some quick I'd never saw that he was the ex-con whatever yeah

770
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,460
King guard cop is cute. It was great. It is not a to the bar. It's not a tumor

771
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:42,600
To win at the greatest sequels of a movie ever yeah missing cup noodle you passed by that one

772
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,960
Well, why would we yeah, but it's a short heard of that. It's a short what do you mean short?

773
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:52,800
What is that? It's a short short film or something stupid all right? Yeah, terminator to judgment day was you're right

774
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,920
Sometimes I don't think it's better than the first, but it's equally as good

775
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,560
So I think it's better was a

776
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,080
Was that what the aluminum dude that came yes?

777
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,640
That was cool the molten terminator. I keep going up. They have another short

778
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,280
So is that the guns and roses?

779
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,680
Nothing Dave Dave

780
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:19,000
Lincoln he was a voice you will hold on he did Christmas in Connecticut

781
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,720
What is Dave band and chair in front of media truck?

782
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:28,680
Okay, last action hero was a massive bomb. Yeah, I saw that it sucked. I never saw a Paredes Island

783
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,400
true lies

784
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,600
1994 I

785
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,640
Was I was waiting for part two hold on true lies was with the woman

786
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,680
the with the boobies

787
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:47,600
That would be Jamie Lee Curtis Jamie Lee Curtis that was a great movie great movie

788
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:53,320
Great movie plus it was a Roseanne Barr's husband Arnold. Yeah, he was funny

789
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,160
He played he was a driver

790
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,120
Schwarzenegger no

791
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,040
Chris Arnold Roseanne Barr's husband

792
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,500
remember he stood behind the pole and he was like

793
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,280
like

794
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,800
Like boom boom boom boom boom boom and he like touched his whole body to make sure there was nothing going on

795
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,640
Oh god, that was so funny. He was good at it

796
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:23,080
He is a bleeding liberal Tom Arnold Tom Tom Arnold see I said Arnold he thanks for this. He's a nutjob today

797
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:28,640
He's a nut job, but yeah, I think true true lies is one of my favorite movies, too

798
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,440
And she was hot in that movie she was hot

799
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:38,180
but it gave me Curtis the whole the the chemistry between the team is pretty funny because you know, they've got

800
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,560
Tom Arnold I can't stand as an actor, but he did a really good job in that movie

801
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:50,120
He was he was the perfect he had the perfect comedy. Yeah, he was a foil. He was not

802
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,760
All right, 1996 eraser. I loved it. Oh great Williams

803
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:03,040
Right she was well she did the lesbian I was thinking mrs. USA

804
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,480
Yeah, then she did playboy and then they did a lesbian

805
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,720
Did they is that what happened? I stripped it from her but it wasn't playboy

806
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:16,640
It's playboy. No, she got caught doing a lesbian video, but it wasn't a playboy. I thought it was a playboy spread

807
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,040
Oh, man, I don't I don't know

808
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,200
She got hooked up they

809
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:32,100
But I know that now has replaced strontium and now something you have to say in a podcast

810
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,280
She also had her song back then

811
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:39,480
She had a what's her name something I will always love you know something to last

812
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,520
Well, who's the woman level last we literally just went over this in the 90s

813
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,080
We didn't talk about Vanessa. Yeah, we did

814
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,880
No, we talked about the 80s save the best for last

815
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:58,760
We did talk about well, yeah that she does she went save the best for last

816
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:05,880
So best for last who okay hold out mr.. Producer Vanessa Williams. What are those songs? Is she saying you went and saved the best for last?

817
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:12,440
Not this more you but might that's it. No, it was the one song she had no there's more come on Vanessa Williams

818
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,440
I think it's you called eraser

819
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,000
Save the best for last there it is says you are no no

820
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,960
You are okay, I don't know what just happened

821
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,080
Do we have a microphone colors of the wind there you go no

822
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,240
No, nobody knows the right stuff. These are like movie titles up save the best for last was her biggest hit

823
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:47,760
There it is I think it's the right stuff was no theme song to the movie no

824
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,240
Can we go back? I liked Arnold Schwarzenegger movies better

825
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,360
Yeah, we're gonna go back to that, but I wanted I thought she had more of a

826
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,320
The best for last it was it was a good song

827
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:03,000
Did you ever watch the the little lesbian little deal she had no internet did not exist back there

828
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,440
I did how'd you see it because I had was it live well I had the

829
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,280
the beta version of point hub

830
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:19,040
Right I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I didn't lose porn hub at no I really did see the oh

831
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,560
Well, how did you see it it had to be on videotape? I saw it or DVD

832
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,000
Yeah, it was like a little lesbian deal going on and they weren't scissoring

833
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,960
What do lesbians do?

834
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,160
Another thing they can do a couple other things

835
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,520
You know there I think was playboy what was the movie

836
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,920
Eraser no no she was doing the lesbian

837
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:48,960
Eraser no it wasn't a movie. It wasn't a movie. They were caught doing this it was like it got leaked

838
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,000
Like a home video like a Kim Kardashian time yes

839
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:59,920
Yes, what's wrong with you? Do you not remember? No? I thought it was playboy. No it was not playboy

840
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,360
Look up Vanessa Williams. Yeah, look up. I'm already have a look Vanessa Williams scandal

841
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:12,360
That's all you need to look up Vanessa William take off songs leave the s put scandal I

842
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:19,480
Get spelled wrong well, it's okay. Well. Well you had it right why there we go why she gave up her crown

843
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,480
And now I'll let you read it

844
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,360
There we go might have been the lowest point in her life. Sorry go ahead

845
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800
84

846
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,520
Because she was a pit house

847
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:37,720
All right, so she was a playboy 1984 but the the scandal that led Vanessa Williams to resign her post as Miss America

848
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,840
Also set her up for one of the greatest comebacks in entertainment history

849
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:48,200
Yes on this today the day of July 23rd and 84 then 21 year old Williams

850
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:53,760
Handed over her crown making both the first black miss America and her first to give up the title after

851
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,200
Penthouse announced that it would publish raunchy photos

852
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:03,160
She had posed for two years earlier, but listen to this while working as a photographer's assistant

853
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:09,100
The the photographer had assured her at the time that she told people that the photos were merely as a silhouette

854
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:15,680
It's in which she'd be unidentifiable and that they would never never leave the studio she got screwed

855
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,080
I don't see let's I did not know that

856
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:24,520
Lesbian film no I didn't say film I said photos video. There's no lesbian

857
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,760
Mention scroll down. There's more no there's not yes

858
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,440
But they did leave the studio partly because she was I

859
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:40,800
Unidentifiable she was she was identical photos of Miss America in a compromising position

860
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,360
There we go another nude woman some of them involving another nude woman

861
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:53,040
Time reported the photographer was paid more than the penthouse had ever paid for a photo spread spread

862
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,280
Yeah

863
00:36:54,280 --> 00:37:00,120
Before the pageants organizers were aghast at the images which appeared in the penthouse some September and 84

864
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,120
Issue with headline miss America. Oh god

865
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:11,080
She's nude the the magazine's publisher had little communication or I'm sorry compunction about printing them over to Williams objections played by me

866
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,240
Dude, seriously they they use the word compunction try to

867
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,440
Make this whole thing

868
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:23,840
It was it's bullshit. It is bull. You took someone's career and you flushed out a toilet for personal gain

869
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,240
These guys are assholes. Yeah, but look how it look how it it concludes

870
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:31,320
Well, so it says I mean she got this she but she's got to star in

871
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:38,000
Eraser what is that other movie with the dog and the the language Lambert's with?

872
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,840
Labra the Lambert's did she like was David Bowie. Yeah, did she sing a song in that?

873
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:48,360
She yeah, well she's an amazing singer. No, I think she's a song in Lambert

874
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,640
Yeah, but look at the conclusion was she in the bodyguard. It says contributing

875
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:59,360
Contributing to the height of the scandal was only because she scissored with the unidentifiable other women

876
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,360
Yeah

877
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,480
You have to emphasize the former rational scissoring that that really did around

878
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,840
The single victim in all of this was the young woman herself

879
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,000
Who's right to make the decision was taken away from her violent?

880
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:20,400
Scissoring is violent. Well, it can be have you seen some of these fucking people going at it? No, I have not

881
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:27,480
Thank you for asking. It's I will not it's like to fuck no magnets trying to find polarity. Yeah, it's a

882
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:32,000
Stop and they keep repelling. They keep replying boom boom boom repelling

883
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Stop it. And then the mercantil

884
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,800
There no we're not we're not

885
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,080
We're not we're not working. I think we're not

886
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,080
Going back to Arnold Schwarzenegger right now. We got

887
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,860
That magnetized vagina, no, they're not magnetized

888
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,440
Anyway

889
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,600
You what I do the sound, okay

890
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:04,240
What is that? Yes, they magnetized a snow trail you just left on the table

891
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:09,120
I jingle all the way better Robin and a day's end of days was a good movie

892
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:16,000
That was a that was a devil one. I love I'm back a Batman and when he played mr. Freeze was kind of cool

893
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,480
No, it was terrible stupid. It's terrible. Yeah, it was bad. Terrible. Totally terrible Joel Schumacher

894
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,320
The sixth day was not bad either. It was very similar to end of days. I thought I saw it

895
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:32,040
Is that the one where he wears weird class? I don't know. I almost couldn't even remember it

896
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:37,320
I can't it's easy cop that has to fight the devil or something like that. Yeah, something like that. Oh

897
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,700
There you go. Yeah, wear glasses. See I told you

898
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:47,520
Yeah, he has to fight the demons or alright, let's keep going. Just keep going collateral damage. Not bad. I don't

899
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,280
Those a terrible one

900
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,520
Those are terrible on the run down little county was I credit it

901
00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:00,400
I don't even remember that one around the world in 80 days saw it might mean the boys watch that

902
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,680
It was entertaining never even heard of he was a

903
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,480
king

904
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,000
And

905
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:13,920
Somewhere. Oh look, he's on there Bud Light Ian up for whatever. That's like Bud Light with real men of genius

906
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,960
The kid this one goes out to you. Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger

907
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:25,780
I tell you what for stupid action movies the expendables were entertaining expendables and expendable 2 and expendable 3

908
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:28,760
Yeah, they were entertaining all three of them. I don't think I've seen all three

909
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,880
I've never heard of my scene. Maybe the first one and I have to tell you what

910
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,760
escape plan

911
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:39,400
entertaining what is this that one that's with him and

912
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,360
Sylvester Stallone there in a a

913
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,760
Prison that you cannot escape. Yes

914
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,600
And there was a movie you skipped

915
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:56,600
That was actually good. I stand a very good movie. That's always on the border border. Yes. Yeah, that's all that

916
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,320
Yes, that was a good movie

917
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,960
I keep moving. All right, let's see sabotage never heard of it. I'll be back

918
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:07,720
Extendable three. Yep. We already know that so eight look as far as like Arnold Schwarzenegger trends

919
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:13,960
Didn't they like say like like in all of his movies. Does he have that like thing where he's like, I'll be back

920
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:19,240
I mean doesn't he say that in like most or all of his movies? No, I wouldn't I wouldn't say that

921
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:24,400
He said that in the very first Terminator. Oh, but he says it in a lot of his movies. Hasta la vista, baby

922
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,120
That's the second one that would be the

923
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,120
What the hell was that

924
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,640
Better than that. You need a core. I'm a lot better than that. Actually that was excellent

925
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:45,080
Annie yes, I did on something. No, he needs a Clorox disinfectant wipe to clean off the front of this microphone

926
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,480
I think Paul awesome. Well, I have a I have a screen. Yeah, he's got a simple

927
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:55,520
Screen, which can there's so much cut down on more of a Petri dish. Yeah, it's to help me with my lip

928
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:04,440
My lip actually it's to keep the microphone cleaned. Yeah that too. So Maggie I never saw that's a zombie movie where

929
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,720
Really where his daughter slowly turns into a zombie?

930
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,920
Yes, dude a whole bunch of skip skip skip. I well did I'm losing this

931
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:18,640
I mean he did a shitload of movies and they all suck. Yeah, what's aftermath killing Gunther?

932
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,120
Yeah, there's a bunch of bad never even heard of that one. Keep well

933
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,320
Well, he did become the governor for a while

934
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:30,640
True. Yeah, so he did iron mask the Terminator dark fate never heard her hunting grounds

935
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360
superhero kindergarten, which was a TV series

936
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,680
The fuck out of here and then the BMW Zeus and Hera the legend of Conan

937
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:43,560
Now he's got five different things that are pre-production or announced very nice

938
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,800
legend of Conan

939
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,800
What?

940
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,320
He did a legend of Conan well that's coming up that's not that's new

941
00:42:55,040 --> 00:43:00,420
But he's is it a 70s now. I know he doesn't which means is he's a camp. Well, maybe he'll die

942
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,800
he's a cameo, yeah, they may kill him off, but he's got to be a

943
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,720
Like a mentor or something yeah, it might be a cameo

944
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,200
By any good run I mean looks did I make it

945
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:18,840
I tell you what for as far as our I mean look Arnold Schwarzenegger has had the a

946
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,880
fantastic life he

947
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,240
He had an episode where I don't know what country he was in

948
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:34,160
Somewhere and there was some person that was in a gymnasium and somebody wanted money and they were thinking they were gonna get a

949
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,600
lawsuit out of him

950
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:42,620
And they ran across the gymnasium and tried to dropkick him. Yeah, and they end up bouncing off of him

951
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,960
I remember this because he's like he's stout

952
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,960
And you say I don't remember that reaction

953
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:58,600
May I watch the video and none of that happened? Well, there's no audio in the video, but that's definitely what it sounds

954
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:05,240
How would he make funny how would he make money by drop kicking Arnold? I don't think somebody wanted me money

955
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:09,040
I think somebody just didn't like him. No because he's rich

956
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:14,680
No, you know, I want to say they wanted to like prove that they were badass. No, no had nothing to do that

957
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,480
He wanted to make money. He wanted to be popular. He wanted he was a hey, I'm the guy that did that

958
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,080
That's what I mean. I don't think that's I mean

959
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:24,200
There are some people that like, you know Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal

960
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:30,760
there are people that like want to fight them because in their minds they're the epitome of if I show that I'm

961
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,880
Like I can kick their ass that I'm like I'm bad, but I beat Chuck Norris

962
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,880
He's kind of amazing

963
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:43,960
Because he was standing there and this guy's like runs all across and I was kind of watching him like what the fuck and then

964
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,960
he jumps up and drop kicks him and

965
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:51,280
It's like nothing happens and he bounced up and fell down and I think his security people

966
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:56,040
They were all kind of like what's going on? Did did did he just do that in?

967
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:03,240
What should intervene and then they killed him? No, they took him outside and had something to do with some sort of he was advertising for a

968
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:05,240
limousine

969
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,680
owned

970
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,840
the guy owned a limousine company and

971
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,320
What the guy that they pick up and throw him in the back?

972
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,800
So he wasn't like a homeless dude. No the guy that that drop kicked him

973
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:22,900
He's just my own day limousine company and he was trying to get free advertisement for well poor advertising very it worked

974
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:29,040
Did his company go under? Oh, yeah, but would you go? I want to go with a dropkick Arnold. No, I would not

975
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,920
Hey, what? Oh, you're the idiot who did that? No, I'll go with the next

976
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,840
But you're talking about Africa. Yeah, let's have a was he in Africa

977
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:40,360
I want me where else could it be? What should the hell was in the United States to be Lithuania? No

978
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,120
Estonia no Latvia trans Nistria

979
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,960
Did you know that's a country now trans Nistria

980
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,680
but trans Nistria

981
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:56,600
That like the island is a trans Vista is not a trans Nistria. You said this tree

982
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:03,400
I said trans Nistria. I just say you there was a V. Well, I bet trans is this where all the transvestites go

983
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,160
There you go

984
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,160
Transnistria it's all in the middle of all that shit that's going on right now

985
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,960
Yeah, it's right on the hub. Are they in NATO?

986
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,000
No, no, man. Can you imagine the the stress? This is gonna put on NATO

987
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:22,180
I mean, oh it already is NATO's getting getting ramped up. I mean what were three's coming guys. I hate to say it

988
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,520
No, yeah, but I don't think I don't think as far as a

989
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:32,680
Traditional war no Russia can't do it. They can't they're not but you know they can do they they can

990
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,480
They've got 20% of the world's uranium

991
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:41,440
No, they have nuclear but well, that's but I think what will happen first is is

992
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:49,200
Hacks they're gonna fucking hack our energy grid and bring it down. Let's just say says I'm gonna burn down urkot

993
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:54,800
I'm pissed off at everybody. I got kicked out of Ukraine and you know what I'm going out. Fuck everyone

994
00:46:54,800 --> 00:47:01,880
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I guess what here is 50 here's here's 10,000 missiles coming everywhere

995
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,800
I actually think his military is gonna say fuck you. We're not doing what you say

996
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:14,660
No, I actually believe that when when he if he were to say full launch against the United States, they're gonna go

997
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,440
Yeah, no

998
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,560
Sorry, dude. Sorry short little insecure motherfucker. No

999
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:28,560
Oh sorry, we did not to get the message. We were at the branch. You broke up. What are you saying?

1000
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,480
I told in our Tokyo. They got the older. I was taking a shit

1001
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,420
That would Jeff that Jeff's response. So hold on

1002
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:40,420
So here, you know, I hate to draw parallels between what's happening now and what's happening

1003
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,320
What happened in war games to World War two? No, but I think games

1004
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:49,840
I think about what happened here. So so Germany was claiming the Rhineland

1005
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:55,240
Remember that we in the last podcast I couldn't think of it Rhineland before they invaded Poland

1006
00:47:55,240 --> 00:48:00,560
There was Crimea there was a bingo. There was a disputed territory between

1007
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:06,120
to the west of Germany called Rhineland that nobody had ever claimed but it was always disputed and

1008
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:11,180
Germany moved troops into it. That's exactly what Russia did to Crimea. Okay

1009
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:18,240
Then as soon as as soon as they invaded Poland then which is now hold on hold on

1010
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:23,040
Let me finish Russia invades Ukraine. What did Japan do Japan's like?

1011
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:28,360
Here we go. This is our opportunity now that the world chaos has begun and the war has begun

1012
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:34,700
We have imperialistic ideas too. And Japan was like we want to take out take over Southeast Asia

1013
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:41,200
They want to take over China and the Philippines and Thailand and Indonesia and I mean so boom

1014
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:47,520
Japan jumps into the mix and starts doing shit and now what's China thinking about doing with with Taiwan?

1015
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:52,160
Well, that's always been like that. I don't think China's gonna jump into this. I think they will I don't think they will

1016
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,000
There's no better time than now for them. I don't think they will because

1017
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,520
the US

1018
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,080
their whole

1019
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,080
Economy is based on the US

1020
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:08,200
And the whole economy is based on the US and and yeah, so is ours and the base on China

1021
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,840
And the global economy Biden on China's side. I mean, he's yes

1022
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,560
He's in bed with them. I'm hearing what you're saying because the global economy has turned on Russia

1023
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:22,520
Oh big time. Yeah, like financially. I think China sees that I think they see that I think you're making a great point

1024
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:30,160
They may not they may not do this Taiwan thing simply not because of the military might or the or the scared of United States

1025
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,720
They're scared about the fear of like what happened to be written down their economy

1026
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:38,580
What's COVID hit they got their economy got fucking blasted because we weren't buying shit

1027
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:43,460
Deliberately so explain that pardon. They're the ones that released it deliberately

1028
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:48,700
It's the absence of the economics

1029
00:49:49,180 --> 00:49:55,900
They got to feel that firsthand catch it. They they got to feel the the absence of that economics because of COVID

1030
00:49:56,620 --> 00:50:02,660
Regardless regardless of the cause of the the lapse of economics. Yeah, they still feel it. So they're like, oh my god

1031
00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:07,140
Can you imagine if they do attack Taiwan and the rest of the planet?

1032
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:12,020
It'll be far worse than the COVID I you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna backtrack because I

1033
00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:18,900
Didn't think through that. I think I think China is learning. I think they're learning from what's happening to Russia

1034
00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:24,500
economically not militarily or not, you know, not politically right

1035
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:30,460
You know freaking companies are pulling dude. You've got you you think what this is killing themselves

1036
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:37,380
Dynasties killing themselves people over I'm talking in China, you know, I'm talking like a you know

1037
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:40,260
Super large families with big names dynasty

1038
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:47,460
Well, I'm saying look you've got these large companies

1039
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:50,820
You know how they have the the cliche all your company fucked up

1040
00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:56,860
You're gonna have to die and your whole family's gonna die. Well, that's a shame. It's an honor thing. Yes, that's going on in Japan, too

1041
00:50:56,860 --> 00:50:59,900
What that's going on in China? Of course it is

1042
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:05,940
Oh, I've not even through this time. I mean, that's where they're just exporting these guys slap them in on blue

1043
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:12,900
Uniforms and shipping them off to the mines. I think what the Uyghurs well, that's weird. I've heard them to Uyghurs. I think I

1044
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:19,260
Think one thing that's gonna happen is what this this whole thing is going to to result

1045
00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:24,260
It's gonna take time is these companies are gonna start moving back or out of the way

1046
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:30,500
Companies are gonna start moving back or out of China. Maybe not back to the u.s. They need to they're gonna move out of China

1047
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:35,220
Yep to Mexico to South America Vietnam Thailand

1048
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:38,860
It was so easy to do it in Syria

1049
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:43,220
Syria big textile business

1050
00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:47,020
Mexico yeah, a lot of it's gonna move to my

1051
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:53,180
Board with how do you navigate that but the thing is if you cartels are out of control more than ever before

1052
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:57,540
Mexico if you build up Mexico, they will stop coming. I

1053
00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:03,860
Can make a living here in Mexico now, right? Well, you need the whole Central America all of it

1054
00:52:03,860 --> 00:52:10,420
It's not just Mexico. Actually, I would say of all the people that are coming across the border is it's a minority of Mexico

1055
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:14,100
Well, right. It's more a central America door Guatemala, Nicaragua

1056
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:22,180
You know, it's not like a what's that again go to come back a and Chile and Chile Costa Rica Chile Chile is way

1057
00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:28,040
I think I think way so the one thing that I am I'm extremely concerned about that's

1058
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,500
Far away Santiago

1059
00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:36,480
That's Chile, Chile Chile. What is the long country on the side Chile?

1060
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:42,100
That's not fucking south. It's fucking west. That's child. Well, it's west and way south

1061
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:44,700
It goes all the way down to the bottom and north

1062
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:47,340
So what is the tip called?

1063
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:53,980
It's just just tip just a tip. It's called fun because you have Cape Horn on Africa. What is it on?

1064
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:58,040
South America, I don't know. There's a cape down there, too

1065
00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:05,300
But it's Cape Cod, but it's Argentina. It's Argentina. It's can't yes Chile. Oh, that's where the Falcon Islands are

1066
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:09,100
Which one is he talking about? It's Falcon Island. I can islands

1067
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:12,380
Remember that shit also a South Georgia in the sandwich islands

1068
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:16,980
How do you explain to the bit the British population over losing?

1069
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:23,340
British troops fighting for the Falkland Islands. Let him have it. What's the point of having that?

1070
00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:25,340
Is they was their minerals or something?

1071
00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:30,540
Right. Why would they want is a well actually during the time?

1072
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:37,420
I'm just spitballing here during the time we had a mad rush to have some sort of their

1073
00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:41,220
Needs to be some sort of segue to get to Antarctica. What that during the time?

1074
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:49,260
Well, then you work with Argentina or child. Well, I mean would that be the perfect place the battle so so Buenos Aires put troops on

1075
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:53,260
Argentina

1076
00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:55,260
What year is this?

1077
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:59,260
Hold on. I was in the 40s late 80s late 80s with Margaret Thatcher. Yeah

1078
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:04,620
So Argentina puts troops on the Falkland Islands, which I did not realize were that far south

1079
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:08,780
I mean dude, they are just way south like barely almost on the tip

1080
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:13,980
I said we go to tip of South America. I want to go to the sandwich islands me, too

1081
00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:17,420
I've always wanted to do that. Just the name so you can do

1082
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:20,540
It's a you can get a discount if you do a group

1083
00:54:20,540 --> 00:54:25,100
Well, you will give it you have like a Drake passage like a Jersey Mike get the social

1084
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:29,580
You have 1800 people you get then hit the South Georgia and South sandwich islands

1085
00:54:29,580 --> 00:54:33,260
So check this out. So check look at the Falkland Islands. It's a great place

1086
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:39,340
Look at the Falkland Islands. Look at the fucking islands. They're all the way down there, right? So check this out. So

1087
00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:41,900
Argentina puts troops on it

1088
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:44,700
Britain goes no. Hell no. Those are our islands

1089
00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:51,180
What the fuck Britain? Look how far away Britain is from the Falkland Islands. And so they

1090
00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:58,940
They have a war they have a war. Oh, yeah, and the the HMS something their flagship

1091
00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:00,700
flagship

1092
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:02,220
British

1093
00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:07,180
HMS Thatcher the MS Thatcher gets hit with a exocet

1094
00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:13,580
French-made missile that Argentina bought from French and they fucking sink it their flagship

1095
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,820
flagship

1096
00:55:15,820 --> 00:55:17,740
naval vessel

1097
00:55:17,740 --> 00:55:20,380
And then I mean it was over the Falkland Islands

1098
00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:23,340
Yeah, so I mean why would they want very wise?

1099
00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:28,780
Why would they want the fuck what's on there that they want? How I don't think it is or is it just the point seriously?

1100
00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:35,020
How do you convince the British people? I think it's a thousand. It's a it's 500 miles off or 400 miles off

1101
00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:37,820
off the

1102
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:44,780
Fucking penguins on it. Well, there's a gauge right there. So it's it's about kilometers. Well, there's miles on top

1103
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:50,460
Whatever it's about four or five hundred miles from where son of a bitch from the coast

1104
00:55:50,540 --> 00:55:54,140
I'm just saying the Falkland Islands are in the middle of kind of nowhere. I mean

1105
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:56,860
That's what I mean was there oil

1106
00:55:56,860 --> 00:56:02,700
Less than 500 miles. It's about I wouldn't say there's oils. I'm telling you in my in my great opinion

1107
00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:05,180
I think it's a segue

1108
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:10,780
To get somewhere else. I'm not saying it's necessarily in arctic. I was thinking in arctica, but I think it's a segue to get there

1109
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:16,060
It's what a fantastic base. Look how huge that thing is. This is big as fucking maryland. The fuck. Islands are huge

1110
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,940
But what do you need for down there?

1111
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:25,340
What's strategic a base strategic advantage just put your base in argentina to say hey i'll pay you

1112
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,580
a billion dollars to build a base here

1113
00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:34,620
Right or just take it and we'll feed and call it the fucking islands and then have an island and have a have a war

1114
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:42,220
It's crazy. I don't know. It was it was kind of crazy if I mean to to go to war it's only 300 miles shawm

1115
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:46,700
Come on. I said 350. What is it? Oh you guys are contestants you

1116
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:52,460
Well, I said, well, I don't know about 300 miles east of south america's south

1117
00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:56,380
Patagonia well, I got my kilometers. It's 480 kilometers. It's

1118
00:56:57,020 --> 00:57:02,140
752 miles from the northern tip of the antarctic peninsula

1119
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:04,380
how far

1120
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:09,260
752 miles that's a long way, but you know what prior to today's podcast?

1121
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:14,860
I did not know that the the the falcon islands were that far down me, too

1122
00:57:14,860 --> 00:57:17,660
I didn't know that either. I thought they were further north

1123
00:57:17,660 --> 00:57:24,060
I did too and and the thought of britain fighting for it and having people die for it. It doesn't be on me

1124
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:30,460
It says almost all falclanders have voted in favor and you can tell this is written by the british

1125
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:38,460
How they spelled favor favor war of the that's why I you can't trust wikipedia much. No, you can't now if an argentinian wrote this

1126
00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:42,780
So so i'm sure it'd be something completely different. So I would love to know why they fought

1127
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:45,260
Mr. Producer look up the falcon war

1128
00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:49,260
Falkland which falcon word are you talking about? Yeah, which fucking what you're talking about?

1129
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:52,700
No, not fac land

1130
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:57,340
Whatever just just just go just go. Yeah l l there you go

1131
00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:01,900
Falkland war I want to know why they fought. There it is falcon's war

1132
00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:05,260
It's a 10-week war. Who's he gonna? It was it 10 weeks

1133
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:12,220
Yeah, 10 week undeclared war between argentina united kingdom in 82 two british dependent territories in south atlantic to falcon

1134
00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:15,660
two british dependent territories in south atlantic to falcon lands and it's

1135
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,740
Territorial dependence you're slurring a lot. Maybe I am

1136
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:24,860
Maybe jeff should do this. He's not slurring. Oh the second of april my birthday

1137
00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:30,320
It says the conflict was a major episode in the protracted dispute over the territory's sovereignty

1138
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:35,740
Argentina asserted and maintains that the islands are a very large cup of urban territory

1139
00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:43,100
And the argentine government thus characterized its military action as a reclamation of its own territory. Is that russia?

1140
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:46,300
Yes

1141
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:49,180
Boom is argentine russia from the 82

1142
00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:52,140
Well, they well, you know claiming their island

1143
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:57,900
But that brings to merit right next to their country. It's like freaking on the southern

1144
00:58:57,980 --> 00:59:02,220
Well, you create the whole world ukraine used to be part of russia. Ah, I'm scared

1145
00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:04,140
right

1146
00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,140
right

1147
00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:10,700
And rhineland used to be part of germany, is that right?

1148
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:16,700
Well, right. There's a thing that where the ryan river comes from. There's a thing except that these islands were colonized by the british

1149
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:23,100
Some 3000 miles north. Yeah, there's a difference but big difference. It's the same reasoning argentina

1150
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:27,020
Argentina felt that the falcons were part of them. Okay. All right

1151
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:32,140
So how many people's argument is ukraine is part of russia. I want to know how many people died over this retarded

1152
00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:34,140
I have no there we go

1153
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,020
255 british military personnel and three

1154
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,740
falcon island nerds died

1155
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,600
649 argentine argentinian

1156
00:59:43,420 --> 00:59:49,900
A military personnel died and then look up the the ship that was sunk by the exo set missile keeps going down hms hermes

1157
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:55,340
Where you see that over here on the right there? Yeah, it was their flagship

1158
00:59:55,340 --> 01:00:02,540
Okay, keep going or or hms broadsword. I don't know the way you're saying it's weird though broadsword

1159
01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:04,620
Okay, that's too far. Where you going?

1160
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:08,300
I just I just get glazed eye blah blah blah

1161
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,740
All right. So anyways, uh

1162
01:00:12,140 --> 01:00:19,020
Nobody cares anymore. Nobody cares. Do they teach falkland war in school these days? Okay, I am wondering come out

1163
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,000
diplomatic relations between the united kingdom and argentina

1164
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:29,040
argentina were restored in 1989 following a meeting in madrid at which the two government issued a joint statement

1165
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,000
No change in either country's position regarding the sovereignty of law in the falkland idyllis

1166
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,880
How would you feel as the mother and father of the?

1167
01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:40,220
689 argentinian or

1168
01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:47,040
255 basically you died for nothing for fucking nothing. That is the definition of nothing. Yeah

1169
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:51,760
So they fought over some fucking islands. How about the three islanders some islands?

1170
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,000
that are like

1171
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:59,920
Inhabited by penguins. So there was like the falkland islanders had their little flag. They're holding it. Hey guys

1172
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,760
No, people live there, right?

1173
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:05,280
People live there. How many people live in the falkland islands? 70 million

1174
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,520
Wow. Oh just saying shit. That's a bunch

1175
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,520
I didn't realize that's the most populated island on the planet

1176
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:17,920
That's more than java java java indonesia. Oh

1177
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:21,360
So that again indonesia indonesia

1178
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:27,280
You know the irony of this whole thing is I lived in buenos aides and I lived in jakarta indonesia

1179
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:32,160
Which means I have a bearing on this stuff. I'm world traveled. I understand these

1180
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:36,960
Geopolitical issues that you guys don't and you don't respect me for that

1181
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,800
I don't believe I feel like as soon as i've had one bourbon. You're like, oh my god

1182
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,840
He has no idea what he's talking about. I just dispute that

1183
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,320
Do you yes?

1184
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,320
which part

1185
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:52,320
That i've lived in indonesia that you thought robert waggoner didn't kill down they would

1186
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:58,640
He didn't kill her. She fell off the boat. All right, so the population of the falkland islands is uh, 2840

1187
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,120
Asshole, I was close

1188
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:06,640
Natalie wood was so beautiful. Did you hear me? Yes. What what'd you say population? What do you think the population is?

1189
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,400
211

1190
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,400
2840

1191
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,400
Uh as of 2012

1192
01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:17,120
2840 people oh my god

1193
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,360
So almost

1194
01:02:21,660 --> 01:02:25,600
600 700 900 people died defending that island

1195
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,480
And and today it's 3.53

1196
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,360
A thousand people so i'm like

1197
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,680
Fuck, how does that happen?

1198
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,320
That's what I mean. What what what is on there is there is an oil. I don't I don't know

1199
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:45,840
I don't know is it rare earth elements? I would love to go what is on the the faulds margaret thatcher that that made the call

1200
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:50,080
To go to to war they call her the steel lady is what they call her iron iron lady

1201
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,640
iron bitch aluminum

1202
01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:54,780
aluminium aluminium

1203
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,120
Galcia

1204
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:05,120
Took the i'm in shock. I'm in shock that that many people died over the senseless sense. So 900 so almost

1205
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:12,640
It was not senseless for the uk. They felt there there was a need to have

1206
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,600
Flux a little bit going those are ours. Well, let's let's look at this and then and then look at how it ended

1207
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,120
Let's step outside the box that happened in the 80s, right? It's

1208
01:03:21,820 --> 01:03:29,040
2022 whatever um, that's like 30 40 years from now and there's 40 years ago

1209
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,320
Still only there's under 5 000 people there

1210
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:40,000
I think it's probably a harsh environment. I would think absolutely. It's freezing cold cold as shit just rocks. Is it? Yes

1211
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:45,040
That close to antarctica 700 miles from antarctica. Why is it you? Yes

1212
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:50,720
Why would you fight and die for that? I don't get it show pictures of falcon islands

1213
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,160
I can't get over it. What should be like a rainforest, but you know

1214
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:00,400
And it's got like endless amounts of gold it's beautiful gold and platinum and silver

1215
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:06,480
And they get the the I mean from what i'm saying. It's it's beautiful. You would not want to live there

1216
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,560
That's like in spring when it's nice for like a week. I would kill everybody to live there

1217
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:16,160
I would I would eat penguin every day. I would eat penguin too. By the way if you suvade

1218
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,760
Suvita

1219
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,760
Penguin have you tried it?

1220
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:23,840
Oh that reminds me. I need to pick up a roll of your I got him downstairs. Yeah

1221
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:25,360
What?

1222
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,840
a roll of uh vacuum bags

1223
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:33,120
I I got a i've got like a two. I got like a 30 now that looks nice, but then right behind it

1224
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,120
It looks like the moon

1225
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:36,800
What?

1226
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,800
I would love to live there. No, you wouldn't no you shut up. I would absolutely don't say that

1227
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,880
I'd wear a tee. Okay the mood there this right here. I wish I could last for like a week or a month

1228
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:53,840
We'll visit you and then you how do you know in we'll visit you and then you're wearing what wooden shoes and fucking uh clogs

1229
01:04:53,840 --> 01:05:00,960
That's netherlands you idiot. I know exactly where that's at clogs. I'm just saying what do you like wearing sheepskin and

1230
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,360
We're warm shit

1231
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,000
Warm shit from costco. What is the name of that freaking?

1232
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:09,280
animal walrus uh

1233
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:14,960
What outfits you know with walrus skin? I mean come on woolly mammoth. I would love to live there

1234
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:19,200
No, you wouldn't I would absolutely love that first of all. I love the cold by yourself one

1235
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,320
No, there's a difference between the cold and that

1236
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,800
Yeah, what you're not seeing you're seeing the summer months

1237
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,760
Ah

1238
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:32,000
No, I mean I would love I would enjoy at least going to visit visit one thing living there

1239
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,560
No, okay. What try prosper for eight months?

1240
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:42,400
Well, then see if you like that go to canada for eight months and then figure it out go to toronto

1241
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,000
Yeah, toronto. I mean I've been up

1242
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,120
I'm trying to think if I've been up that far up to toronto

1243
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:55,520
But I mean I've I've been up to boston. I've been up to let you into canada michigan. I mean I hung out there adult

1244
01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:02,000
Well, but still no I lived I lived up north as a kid. It was fabulous. Yeah, it's great. Well that was in the summer

1245
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
No, yeah, shoveling your driveway

1246
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:09,600
Wintertime sucks. I lived in colorado and I shoveled drivers. I made 50 cents a driveway or 10

1247
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:14,880
Oh, you didn't yes, it did 50 cents a driveway. Yeah, that's just you're full of shit

1248
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,440
That's like when movies were a nickel

1249
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,440
That's exactly how much I got paid

1250
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,320
Okay, shut the hell up. You're totally lying

1251
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:28,000
That is absolutely true. What in it would shovel a driveway for 50 cents this guy?

1252
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:33,200
Oh, there you have it. I did mine. I did with neighbors and the neighbors behind me

1253
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,000
Yeah, it was at least five to ten bucks was the market rate

1254
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:41,360
Well, jesus, I wasn't walking around with my lawnmower trying to cut people's yards. I was just doing driveways

1255
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,440
That's even worse

1256
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,920
Backbreaking. Yeah, no, no wasn't

1257
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,680
Yes, it is. You're a horrible business. You don't remember what winter is like then

1258
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:54,880
Man, I well you got to catch the snow at the right time. You can't wait

1259
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:58,640
You got to get out there before it starts to melt

1260
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,920
Because once it before it lands once it starts melting

1261
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,920
It's gonna blow up

1262
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,920
No

1263
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,920
Do not land

1264
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,920
Blow it under the neighbors yard

1265
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,920
Once it starts to melt and gets all icy

1266
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,920
Then it becomes really difficult to try to shovel off

1267
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,920
But if you can catch it

1268
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,920
If you can catch it when it's nice and fresh

1269
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:19,920
It's fantastic. It's easy

1270
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,920
How often does that happen? Not very

1271
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,920
You're not out there blowing it off before it lands

1272
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,920
Well, I wasn't a blower. I had to shovel

1273
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,920
Oh, you're smacking the snow around

1274
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,920
What the hell are you talking about?

1275
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,920
No, I went out there with the shovel and I shoveled a fucking driveway

1276
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,920
And made 50 cents

1277
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,920
I did the shit out of that

1278
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,920
It sucked even at 10 and 12 years old

1279
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,920
So it sucked

1280
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,920
It sucked

1281
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,920
I'm gonna call bullshit

1282
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,920
I'm gonna call bullshit on this

1283
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,920
50 cents an hour?

1284
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,920
No, no, no. 50 cents a driveway

1285
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,920
Who would do that?

1286
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,920
That's a hubba bubba gum

1287
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,920
I mean look

1288
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,920
At the time when I was finished they probably said

1289
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,920
Hey look this guy is obviously 10 years old

1290
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,920
I'm gonna give him 50 cents

1291
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,920
He did scrape off 12 inches of snow

1292
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,920
And so what if you left an inch on the bottom?

1293
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,920
So you didn't finish

1294
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,920
I still call bullshit

1295
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,920
No, it's not bullshit

1296
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,920
50 cents, no way

1297
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,920
Dude, this was in like 1985

1298
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,920
I tell you what, I'd never

1299
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,920
Went to my neighbor and said I will shovel your driveway

1300
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,920
I did my own and it sucked

1301
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,920
And I was like yeah I'm done with this

1302
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,920
I cut lawns and stuff like that

1303
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,920
I think it started from my neighbor

1304
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,920
My neighbor had a deaf son

1305
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,920
And she made me hang up

1306
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,920
Does that mean they can't shovel?

1307
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,920
No, deaf people can't do

1308
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,920
I was one of these

1309
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaking from experience

1310
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,920
They're not in the list

1311
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,920
Shut the fuck up

1312
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,920
He pulled that with Shelly

1313
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,920
I can't shovel I'm deaf

1314
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,920
And I remember that

1315
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,920
She's out there doing it

1316
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,920
She made me hang out with him

1317
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,920
And she kind of hooked us up

1318
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,920
And she did some

1319
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,920
I don't know and I'm starting to think about it now

1320
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,920
Me and Mrs. Jones

1321
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,920
No, that's not where it started

1322
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,920
No, that's not where it started

1323
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,920
Can you do my driveway again?

1324
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,920
No

1325
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:11,920
Yes

1326
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:13,920
Now the truth comes out

1327
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,920
50 cents

1328
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,920
50 cents my ass

1329
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,920
Don't

1330
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,920
It's my party

1331
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,920
No

1332
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,920
No, seriously

1333
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,920
At that time 50 cents to do

1334
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,920
Dude, it'd take you like 10 minutes

1335
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,920
to do

1336
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,920
Those are small driveways

1337
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,920
It was a standard

1338
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,920
20 inch wide

1339
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,920
25 foot run

1340
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,920
Remember he was doing it when it was sunny

1341
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,920
Yes

1342
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,920
You were shoveling before the snow came down

1343
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,920
Colorado Springs

1344
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,920
Colorado Springs

1345
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,920
What are you guys beating me up over this?

1346
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,920
I want my 50 cents but it's not snowing

1347
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,920
But I got it before it snowed

1348
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,920
But it will

1349
01:09:57,920 --> 01:09:59,920
And now it's not going to land

1350
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,920
You guys are drunk

1351
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,920
I shoveled it before it landed

1352
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,920
And I'm from New Jersey

1353
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:07,920
I think Paul has a problem with the 50 cents

1354
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:09,920
If you would have said like 5 bucks

1355
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,920
I have a major problem with 50 cents

1356
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,920
If you said like 5 bucks, even back then 50 cents was light

1357
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,920
That's ridiculous

1358
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,920
That's like a movie clown

1359
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,920
If you were in the 40s

1360
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,920
50 cents would have been good

1361
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,920
I call bullshit

1362
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920
I think you're just mathematically challenged

1363
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,920
I'm out of hearing aid batteries

1364
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,920
That exposes why you understand

1365
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,920
Let me go pull some out of my hearing aid battery jar

1366
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,920
You have a hearing aid battery jar?

1367
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,920
Yes, that's there

1368
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,920
No, I don't. You used to have a pack over here

1369
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,920
Do you use them all? Yeah, I use them all

1370
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,920
You need to bring some more over

1371
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,920
Or did Sean clean them?

1372
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,920
Well, I'm sorry that I like a clean place around here every now and then

1373
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,920
I feel like I'm going to catch some sort of

1374
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,920
Time out

1375
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,920
Get staff

1376
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,920
I'm thinking this is like the 31st biochemical lab

1377
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,920
It was kind of gnarly

1378
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,920
I think the table had a film on it

1379
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,920
You had like black shit all over it

1380
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,920
It was like, that's from the chair

1381
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,920
It was like, dude, that's from your side

1382
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,920
It's the chair

1383
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,920
It's the fake leather that was

1384
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,920
Flaking off

1385
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:11,920
It's better than the 8 pounds of

1386
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,920
Popcorn particles over on

1387
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,920
There

1388
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,920
You do need to answer for that

1389
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,920
You know what? I'll take it

1390
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,920
Because I don't care

1391
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,920
So what were we

1392
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,920
How do we get on the

1393
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,920
Falkland Islands? Like what led us to

1394
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:29,920
That? Arnold Schwarzenegger

1395
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,920
We're Chile

1396
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,920
And then we talked about

1397
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,920
Let's back up

1398
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,920
What did we talk about?

1399
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,920
All the shit

1400
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,920
Moving from China, where's it going to go?

1401
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,920
Honduras, El Salvador

1402
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,920
Central America, South America

1403
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,920
And then we got into Chile

1404
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,920
Why can't it go to South America?

1405
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,920
I mean, South America to me

1406
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:53,920
Seems like it's a hotbed

1407
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,920
Of opportunity

1408
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,920
I think it will

1409
01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,920
I really think it is

1410
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,920
You got Colombia

1411
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,920
My company, my previous company

1412
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,920
Has call centers in Colombia

1413
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,920
In Ecuador

1414
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,920
I mean, I think they

1415
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,920
Want to go to Ecuador

1416
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:13,920
I mean, there's

1417
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,920
Just for the record, I would really

1418
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,920
Enjoy an extended stay at the

1419
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:19,920
Falkland Islands

1420
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,920
Because I enjoy

1421
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,920
Rocks

1422
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,920
And I enjoy the gold

1423
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:27,920
There's other places with rocks

1424
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,920
Why can't I have the Falkland Islands?

1425
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,920
Because it's like a three day journey

1426
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,920
Mr. Producer, get on Travelocity

1427
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,920
Right now

1428
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,920
Can you even fly to Falkland Islands?

1429
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,920
I don't even know if you can

1430
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,920
That's the reason why it's less than 4000 population

1431
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,920
We're going to pay for Sean's trip to the Falkland Islands

1432
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,920
It's going to be like $10,000

1433
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,920
For it

1434
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,920
Going to Falkland Islands

1435
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:51,920
I don't think you can fly to Falkland

1436
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,920
You're putting it in Falkland Islands

1437
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,920
Yes, where are you going?

1438
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,920
Not Flaakland

1439
01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,920
You already...Falkland

1440
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,920
There it is

1441
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,920
I'll be damned, it's in the list

1442
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:05,920
Hold on

1443
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,920
Give him...I had a flight in a car

1444
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,920
No, that's not flight, those are hotels

1445
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,920
He's going to go in a couple months

1446
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,920
You have to go back to flights, you're in hotels

1447
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:15,920
Don't do hotels

1448
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,920
He's going to sleep on the beach

1449
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,920
Go back

1450
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,920
On the frozen beach

1451
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,920
And you need to go in January

1452
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,920
You do

1453
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,920
Alright, so we're doing flights

1454
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,920
We're doing Falkland Islands

1455
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,920
Frisco, Frisco

1456
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,920
Frisco 10

1457
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,920
Just put DFW, that one right there

1458
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,920
All airports

1459
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,920
You think Southwest goes to Falkland Islands?

1460
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:41,920
Oh yeah, absolutely

1461
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,920
You can't even fly there

1462
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,920
Well you gotta take a balloon, a hot air balloon

1463
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,920
I bet you have to fly into Buenos Aires

1464
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,920
And then take a boat

1465
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:51,920
Go to Buenos Aires

1466
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,920
Hold on, it's not letting you do it?

1467
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,920
No

1468
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,920
You cannot fly into Falkland Islands

1469
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,920
There's 2000 people that live there

1470
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:01,920
Alright, so what's the nearest city to Falkland Islands?

1471
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,920
Buenos Aires

1472
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,920
Buenos Aires? No, I don't think so

1473
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:07,920
There's a closer island

1474
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,920
Closer place

1475
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:11,920
No, I don't think there is

1476
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,920
Hold on, screw this

1477
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,920
Look up, how do I

1478
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:17,920
How do I get to Falkland Islands?

1479
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,920
How to visit the Falkland Islands

1480
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,920
Expeditions.com

1481
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,920
Expeditions.com

1482
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,920
Oh, look at this

1483
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,920
Carcass Island

1484
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,920
No, carcass

1485
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,920
Well, that's not how you spell carcass

1486
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,920
It's carcass

1487
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,920
In Spanish it's carcass

1488
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,920
But this is in English

1489
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,920
Carcass

1490
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,920
I don't think that's Spanish

1491
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,920
Who's this old guy?

1492
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,920
Talked about Carcass Island

1493
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:49,920
How do we get there?

1494
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,920
Look at this guy

1495
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,920
I don't care who that is

1496
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,920
He's a naturalist

1497
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,920
How do we get to the Falkland Islands?

1498
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,920
You have to go by the National Geographic Explorer

1499
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,920
You cannot get to the Falkland Islands

1500
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,920
I don't think you can just visit

1501
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,920
Oh, go back

1502
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,920
Vacation rentals

1503
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,920
Falkland

1504
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,920
You mean there's VRBO?

1505
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,920
Well, this is interesting

1506
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:15,920
I mean, I know as much as you guys

1507
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,920
Are trying to drag me over the coast

1508
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,920
To reach the Falkland Islands

1509
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,920
Although due to the ongoing

1510
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:23,920
Oh, pandemic

1511
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,920
You have to be vaccinated No, it's over

1512
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,920
Russia invaded, it's done

1513
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,920
And it's in British pounds

1514
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,920
That's 26 pounds

1515
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,920
In cash

1516
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,920
FKP, Great Britain pounds

1517
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,920
Euro or US dollars

1518
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,920
COVID-19

1519
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,920
It says the travel restricted destination

1520
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,920
Is closed to entry

1521
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,920
Be quiet, hold on

1522
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,920
Santiago, Chile

1523
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,920
There is a

1524
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,920
Every Saturday

1525
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:55,920
From Santiago, Chile

1526
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:57,920
Returning the same day

1527
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,920
A stop is made each way at the southern Chilean city

1528
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:01,920
Punta Arenas

1529
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:03,920
Where customs formalities

1530
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,920
Travel to the Falkland Islands

1531
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:07,920
Is currently restricted

1532
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,920
Hold on, we got this

1533
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,920
Due to COVID-19

1534
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,920
So you fly on a military plane

1535
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,920
All flights arrive at Mount Pleasant Airport

1536
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:17,920
On East Falkland

1537
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,920
So you have to fly on a military

1538
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,920
A British military plane Sean, you're not getting there

1539
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,920
There are other places

1540
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,920
To go see besides Falkland

1541
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,920
If I want to go to the Falkland Islands

1542
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,920
I'm going to go to the Falkland Islands

1543
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,920
No, you're not going there

1544
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,920
Well, I probably would never go there

1545
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,920
But I would love to go there

1546
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,920
I will make a $5,000 bet

1547
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,920
I don't want to bet, I'm just saying

1548
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,920
Am I going to go there? Probably

1549
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:43,920
100% not, do I want to go there?

1550
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,920
Yes

1551
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,920
Undeniably, I'd love to go there

1552
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,920
I'd love to spend a couple weeks out there

1553
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,920
And freeze my ass off

1554
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:53,920
And join the

1555
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,920
Culture of the

1556
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:57,920
$3,000, whatever the fuck they do out there

1557
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,920
And there are no bars

1558
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,920
I'll bring my own bourbon

1559
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,920
Try the Falkian-Burbian

1560
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,920
Falkian?

1561
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,920
Falkian-Burbian

1562
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,920
The Falkanians are

1563
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,920
Well known for their rums

1564
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,920
Are they?

1565
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,920
No, they're not, that's the Caribbean

1566
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,920
Falkanians?

1567
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:19,920
What are they called? Falkans?

1568
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,920
Falkanites?

1569
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,920
Falkanarians?

1570
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,920
This is totally jump the shark

1571
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,920
I blame Sean

1572
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,920
Because he wants to go

1573
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,920
I'd rather go to Machu Picchu

1574
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,920
Than that place

1575
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,920
The problem with

1576
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,920
I'd love to go

1577
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,920
But the problem going now

1578
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:41,920
Is that it's so commercialized

1579
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,920
They get you on a set track

1580
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,920
They don't

1581
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:47,920
You went 40 years ago

1582
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:49,920
You're the authority on the tourism

1583
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,920
At Machu Picchu

1584
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,920
Yeah, I am

1585
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:55,920
It's just like Mount Everest

1586
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,920
Mount Everest is highly commercialized now

1587
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,920
You go up and you pass like dead people

1588
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,920
And if you look on your left

1589
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,920
You see Mr. Pat Morris

1590
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,920
Is a pastor

1591
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,920
Because we can all go there

1592
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:09,920
Well, we could if we were

1593
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,920
Spent the money in one of the six months

1594
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,920
Of our life to be out there

1595
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,920
And to die

1596
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,920
I have no desire to do that, I'm sorry

1597
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:19,920
It does not appeal to me

1598
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:21,920
It does appeal for me to go down to the Falkland Islands

1599
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,920
To Mount Everest

1600
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,920
I would love

1601
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,920
To see the

1602
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,920
What the hell? You're not going to go to the Falkland Islands

1603
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:31,920
Go to the Galapagos

1604
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:33,920
There's a difference between going and wanting to go

1605
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,920
Go to the Galapagos instead

1606
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,920
Go to the Galapagos

1607
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:39,920
See where Darwin did his work

1608
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:41,920
Darwin? Where? Galapagos

1609
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,920
At least that's tropical

1610
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,920
I'm not into hot

1611
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,920
Go to Miami

1612
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,920
Now pass

1613
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:51,920
Go to Vancouver

1614
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:53,920
You'd like it up there

1615
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,920
Actually I probably would

1616
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:57,920
You know where I'd like to go?

1617
01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,920
I'd like to go to the Scandinavian countries

1618
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,920
Like Sweden

1619
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,920
Somewhere out there

1620
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,920
In the Vikings territory

1621
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,920
Some of these skyrim

1622
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,920
Skyrim backdrops

1623
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,920
Finland? Sure

1624
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,920
Sweden? Denmark?

1625
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,920
You're always being in Denmark

1626
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,920
Those are not the three

1627
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,920
Scandinavian countries

1628
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,920
There's three of them

1629
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,920
So Denmark is not Scandinavian?

1630
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:25,920
No, it's Sweden, Norway and Finland

1631
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:27,920
Where it's Danish?

1632
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:29,920
Oslo

1633
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,920
That's on the other side of the North Sea

1634
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,920
What about Holland?

1635
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:35,920
That is Netherlands

1636
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,920
Don't forget Oslo

1637
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,920
Where are the Netherlands part of the Danes?

1638
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:41,920
No

1639
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:43,920
The Danes? No

1640
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,920
They're Netherlanders

1641
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,920
They're Dutch

1642
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,920
Where's the Dutch? That's Netherlands

1643
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:51,920
It's so Klugey over there

1644
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,920
It's not Klugey

1645
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,920
There's a bunch of different names for the same thing

1646
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,920
No, that's what I mean

1647
01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,920
Why? Just call it Norway, Sweden

1648
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,920
He's right

1649
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:03,920
You're doing right, I'm right

1650
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,920
Jeff's right

1651
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,920
Wait a second

1652
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,920
There's four countries in Scandinavia

1653
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,920
Denmark is included

1654
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,920
Yes, it is

1655
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:15,920
It's true

1656
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,920
It's Norway, Sweden and Finland

1657
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,920
and Denmark

1658
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,920
I've been there, Copenhagen

1659
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,920
Did you go to the Red Light District?

1660
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,920
No

1661
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,920
But I saw the Little Mermaid in the little

1662
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,920
What do you call it?

1663
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,920
In the little harbor

1664
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,920
That was in Vancouver

1665
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:35,920
That was in Gunter

1666
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:37,920
Gunter

1667
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,920
So what's the capital of Norway?

1668
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,920
Oslo

1669
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,920
What's the capital?

1670
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,920
What's the capital of Sweden?

1671
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,920
Oslo

1672
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,920
Stockholm, what's the capital of Finland?

1673
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,920
Stockholm

1674
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,920
Go to Helsinki

1675
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,920
Copenhagen

1676
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,920
That's a chew, isn't it?

1677
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,920
There's no tobacco

1678
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,920
It's true

1679
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:03,920
The capital of Denmark is Copenhagen

1680
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,920
So now that you admit it

1681
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:07,920
because you just said it

1682
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,920
There are four

1683
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,920
countries in Scandinavia

1684
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:13,920
I would like to go over there as well

1685
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,920
I did not know that

1686
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:17,920
So I'm going to concede

1687
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,920
I didn't know what I'm talking about

1688
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,920
because I am only an expert in Argentina

1689
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,920
and the Falkland Islands

1690
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:25,920
I'm not an expert in Scandinavia

1691
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,920
Apparently

1692
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,920
But that is the North Sea, right?

1693
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,920
Well, it's the North Sea

1694
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:33,920
and the Baltic Sea

1695
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,920
No, not the Baltic Sea

1696
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:37,920
Well, the Baltic Sea is on the

1697
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,920
east coast of the Denmark

1698
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:41,920
and the North Sea

1699
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:43,920
is actually only

1700
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,920
on the United Kingdom and Norway

1701
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:47,920
Is it now?

1702
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,920
I'm looking at a map

1703
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,920
I would love to go over there to see it

1704
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:53,920
No, you wouldn't, you'll never go there

1705
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,920
So you want to go to the Falkland Islands

1706
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:57,920
and you want to go where? To the North Sea?

1707
01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:59,920
Where do you want to go?

1708
01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,920
North Sea?

1709
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:03,920
I want to go to the

1710
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:05,920
to Holland

1711
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,920
That is like in Europe

1712
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,920
We didn't talk anything about Holland

1713
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:11,920
So Scandinavia is not part of Europe?

1714
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:13,920
Hold on, Holland

1715
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,920
is part of Europe

1716
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,920
Holland has nothing to do with Scandinavia

1717
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,920
Is Scandinavia part of Europe? No

1718
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,920
I don't think so

1719
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:23,920
It's it's own continent? No, not really

1720
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,920
Scandinavia is part of Europe

1721
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,920
Yes

1722
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,920
Yeah, but the way you're phrasing it

1723
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,920
is weird

1724
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:33,920
That condescending

1725
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,920
look there about you

1726
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,920
Yeah, he's phrasing it weird

1727
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:39,920
I mean aren't they all

1728
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:41,920
part of the North

1729
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,920
the Northern Hemisphere?

1730
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,920
Aren't they all part of the planet Earth?

1731
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,920
I find it interesting, just like Great Britain

1732
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:49,920
and the UK and England and all that

1733
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:51,920
stuff, you have this Scandinavia

1734
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:53,920
but you also have Holland, you have the Dutch

1735
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:55,920
you have Danish, you have

1736
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:57,920
this, this, this, and this

1737
01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,920
Dutch and Netherlands and Holland is the same thing

1738
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,920
Then why not just call it Scandinavia?

1739
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:03,920
Because they don't like that

1740
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:05,920
Why call it the Dutch?

1741
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,920
Well, because the Dutch is further south

1742
01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:09,920
No

1743
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,920
What? What?

1744
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,920
Is there a part of the United States

1745
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,920
that we have a different name for?

1746
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:17,920
Yes

1747
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,920
What? What do we call Texas? Texans

1748
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:21,920
There's a state, right?

1749
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,920
You made my point

1750
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,920
No, Dutch is not a state

1751
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:27,920
It's a region, right?

1752
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,920
I don't know why Holland and Netherlands and Dutch

1753
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,920
It is, it's all the same thing

1754
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,920
It's a region, so why?

1755
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:35,920
Why?

1756
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,920
Well, there's Amsterdam, Netherlands

1757
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,920
Belgium, Luxembourg

1758
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,920
is all that little area

1759
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,920
So that's Holland, right?

1760
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,920
Well

1761
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,920
Holland is an area

1762
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:49,920
Jeff, I'm glad we have time to talk about this

1763
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:51,920
In 1362

1764
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:53,920
Hold on, guys, settle in

1765
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,920
because I have a lot of history to share with you guys

1766
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:57,920
In 1362, King

1767
01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,920
I'd like to make

1768
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:01,920
Very, very painful subject to talk about

1769
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:03,920
Hold on, no, no, no, I've got time

1770
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:05,920
Hold on, hold on, I'm just about to explain

1771
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:07,920
You're interrupting me

1772
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:09,920
Sean, you're interrupting me

1773
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:11,920
When you're 8 years old, 12 years old

1774
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,920
Holland invaded

1775
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,920
back in Luxembourg

1776
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,920
Yes, she's come by me

1777
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,920
She's come by me

1778
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:21,920
What's that?

1779
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,920
What's that sound?

1780
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:25,920
What's that sound?

1781
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,920
You said it terribly

1782
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,920
But we

1783
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:31,920
I have a bucket of bourbon

1784
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:33,920
in front of me

1785
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,920
You've not had any of it?

1786
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:37,920
This is, I'm dumping it, man

1787
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:39,920
No, you're not

1788
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,920
You really haven't touched it

1789
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,920
Dude, there's a bucket of bourbon

1790
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,920
in front of me

1791
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,920
That had some weight when you hit it on the table

1792
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:51,920
Yeah, well

1793
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,920
Why was it like

1794
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:55,920
Yeah, you threw it, it spilled

1795
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:57,920
Anyway, this is Dudes Like Us

1796
01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,920
I'm Jeff

1797
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,920
I'm Paul

1798
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:03,920
Very crazy, crazy second half

1799
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:05,920
Alright, we're out

1800
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,920
Sean's got a bucket of bourbon to drink

1801
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,920
We're out

1802
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:29,920
Goodnight