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I am thirsty too. We need to give this to Mr. Producer so we can look it up. It's an

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outstanding bourbon. It is very very very good. Man we're uh it's spring break this

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week? Mid-March. Yeah we just got off of spring break. Yeah it's done last week with spring

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break. Actually our boys have spring break this week. Julius Caesar. Say that again.

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A&M and Texas Tech have their spring break this week. I don't know why the state colleges

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don't align with the high schools. That would make parents' dilemmas much easier. They probably

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don't want to intermix the partying. Yeah I don't care when they have it. Well I mean

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but if you're gonna have a family vacation and you have a kid that's going to college

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and won this in high school, you're screwed. Yeah. That is a good question. You don't invite

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the college kid. Well you say. Yan-Yang. Suck it. Yeah you're on your own. Well then maybe

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they want that. That's what we did. Maybe the college kid wants that. We weren't there

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in the beginning. Like when they were freshmen and sophomores. But when they became juniors

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and seniors they were like we don't want to go with you anyway. We're doing spring break

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with all my friends. We're going to Tijuana. Yeah we're all going to spend $600. In Spanish

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Fly. And destroy a house somewhere. They have the aptitude, they have the financing to rent

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a house and secure all the things that frankly I couldn't do. All the booze. I mean just

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you know I mean I didn't have that type of credit line or you know I couldn't I mean

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nothing. It's insane what they do nowadays. I mean it's like we did none of that. We didn't

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rent houses and like you're saying we didn't rent houses and buy $600 without alcohol.

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Rent house? Oh man. What the hell? Daddy Warbucks over there. I don't know. I don't know what

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happened. I'll tell you what. I'm happy for him. I didn't give Steven any money. He either

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worked for it or he gambled it because they bet on sports. God they're all doing that

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now. And it's getting out of control. It is getting out of control. I agree. Preston just

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told me. He says thank God I hit something stupid and won 800 bucks. Because he would

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count big? Well he just needed the money. Because they bet every single day that there's

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a sport event on they do it. They're betting on soccer, hockey, everything. And then they

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run parlays. Yeah yeah. Parlays? Parlays where you know you get a spread on ten different

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games and you hit that parlay and cover the spread. You multiply your winnings by 10,

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100, 250. Yeah it's a smaller dollar bet but it's a crazy long shot. Yeah. And you know

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what this is no different than people have battled gambling addiction for decades. For

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over a hundred years. Right. You're horse racing and you name it gambling. I bet. Guys this

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is no different. This is no different. Well it's so easy these days. Oh yeah good point.

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Yeah I mean this isn't just a hundred years. This is thousands of years. Thousands of years.

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It's a human nature. Yeah to throw away money gambling. People peddling in the streets.

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And they get in the hole and get your legs busted. Yeah no shit. They have bookies. They

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get Jimmy DeFischel the A. How was that? How do they handle that? They have bookies. And

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then they get their legs broken if they don't pay up? I guess. I mean my kids legs aren't

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broken yet. Well I guess if he gets. Well I'm sure he pays. But I mean I guess there's

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some people out there. Yeah I don't know. Who do you call? I mean. They have a bookie

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down there. Well I meant no no no. I meant let's say the bookie. They don't pay the bookie.

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But I thought they could. I thought it was legal. No no. Online they can do. It's not

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a bookie. It is. It's a. It's an app. They have someone they also bet with. They also

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have someone they bet with. You know Preston was telling me this morning the app and how.

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Yeah I thought. I thought they passed legislation that said online gambling or online sports

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betting was legal. Correct. So they don't have a bookie per se. Not somebody they were

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like you know hey man place a bet for me blah blah blah because they can't. I mean the

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other day Steven was following the Toledo basketball game. I was like Toledo. I wonder

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if they watch Toledo. Oh it's a great spread. I'm going to make some money on it. See that's.

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Let's say you were to buy a car and you don't pay your car payment. I wonder if they can

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go after you. Let's say you gamble. You make a bet like a repo man. Yeah. Well I mean not

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not a repo man. But what if they can. Those. Go get your credit. So can you imagine gambling

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and then have it go against your credit. You know what it is because you have to put money

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into it. I was going to say how that works. So you have an online account. I would imagine

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they don't let you gamble more than what you have. What if you do a long shot. I'm going

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to put I'm going to I'm going to still bet for the two thousand twenty five Super Bowl.

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I'm going to say the Dallas Cowboys win. And that's about a long shot. And I in the you

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know the winnings are going to be three million dollars. I'm not going to have three million

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dollars to cover that. See there's no you don't have to pay three billion dollars. Oh that's

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right. It's just I'm going to gamble fifteen dollars. So here's the thing. So I have a

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brokerage account. Remember I was trading options for a while. The stock market is gambling.

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It's gambling as well. And they don't let me make they don't let me make a trade that

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I can't cover with my account. So I think with the absence of a fund it right away.

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The apps are safe. But but the old days where you'd go into your bookie and say hey spot

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me ten grand. I want to bet on the horse. Right. Double bottom. Come on. You lose. Now

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you owe them ten grand. Yeah. I don't think we want our money. I tell you what. You come

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over here. You make me feel good. I'll let ten thousand of it go. Wow. Is that what you

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dealt with when you were addicted to gambling. Well I mean when some of these these ladies

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would gamble you know they were. No no no. I don't know. I don't know where he's going.

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That was a nightmare. Anyway that yeah that's not good for our boys. They all do it. I know

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they all they all. I think it's a sign of the times. The whole group. Yeah. I hope they

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get out of it. But you know what. It teaches them something. You know I mean if they get

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lucky that's great. But come on it's gambling and people that gamble are going to lose.

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But here's the question. If the boys bet. Let's say they get an allowance of I don't

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know. I'm just gonna say 100 bucks for the month. They're like I'm going to bet and they

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lose it. I'm not going to give another 100 bucks to bail them out. Yeah. See I'm having

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to give my son 800 a week because he keeps losing it with gambling. No I'd be like no

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you lost it. You're gonna have to find another way to eat. Seriously. You have to eat ramen.

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That's crazy. Next 30 days. I don't even want to know how much of the money I give him goes

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to gambling. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. You know he's got enough. You

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know here's what frustrates me. He is super stressed out about school. Right. I mean because

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he's not my student. Right. He's my middle one is it doesn't come to him easy. Right.

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So he has to work really hard. And then on top of that he's gambling and you know and

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the force are doing the frat thing where they're drinking like crazy. And right. I mean this

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is a recipe for disaster too much like too much. Yeah. I mean there's going to come a

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time where you know if they don't get out of the habit they're going to make a bet.

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They I've got a thousand dollars to my bank account and I need two thousand to pay my

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rent. Let me go bet it. Right. Now I just lost another grand. Right. Hopefully they'll

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do what I do which is they have money that they can gamble with and then they lose 90

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percent of it or 85 percent of it or or all of it. That's what I do. That's my general

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investment strategy. Yeah. I don't like to gamble because I don't want to lose my money.

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That's what the stock market is man. Yeah. And by the way you were talking about D WAC.

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It may be a good time to buy. I know. Yeah. I thought about it. I thought about getting

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more today. Man I'm thinking if I had the money I totally would because it went all

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the way up to 90 hundred ten. Well but that was that was the IPO wasn't it. No. Well it

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says 110. So when you follow the chart is the highest one is 110. Well when you first

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go public that's when there was massive wild swings and it gets crazy high and all that

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stuff. That was like three weeks ago. Oh OK. So that's I was asking. Oh no that was not

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the video. Oh OK. Well that's that's great. What I heard though was that because I read

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one of the articles when I saw that it dipped way down I read one of the articles and they

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said that they're having some severe technical issues and they can't figure it out. Yeah.

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Yeah stalling. I'm sure a lot of it is is sabotage. Mr. Producer. Do we have do you

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have a question about the board. Input. Switch the input. Yes we don't have Mr. Producer

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who can't help us out on the chart of the you act. Oh yeah. Oh this is the boob. Oh

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there it is. The boob bone. Yeah. So so that's what I was reading is is then the Devin Nunes

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said that they expect to be back up and running by the end of March beginning of April. So

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when it does it's going to go nowhere but up. And they said well correct. And they said

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if they're not up and running by mid April this is the expert they said it's going to

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tank. And then it's going to go up. You know if they ever if they ever launch. My point

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is when they finally do launch and they will. That is such an odd statement. If it's not

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going to go up by April it's going to tank. What happens in April that. Well because Devin

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Nunes the CEO said they'll be up and running by the end of March. Meaning they're losing

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confidence in their ability to like launch this thing. But the point is they're going

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to launch it. But they've got the money. They've got the money backing to do it. And Nunes

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is no he's no. He's not he doesn't mess around. The deadline. If you follow his career in

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Congress which I was a weird jump from Congress. He just quit. I don't blame a lot of these

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guys for quitting. But anyway. Well look this is he quit on for a reason because in my opinion

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I think this is a solid solid deal. Solid deal. Well I think he was sick of politics

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which I think they all are. And yeah this is a solid a solid opportunity. But regardless

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it's something he believes in. I think what do they start the primaries for the midterms

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right now. A year. Well the primaries. They already did the primaries. But I mean what

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am I trying to say. The. Well they're going to start. God damn it's two years is coming

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in once we get two years we're going to start swapping out congressmen. So yeah that's

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this November November. Yeah that's why I'm so God they need to get the shit going. You

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need six months at least. Oh you mean meaning you want to use the platform to to it. That's

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what the goal was was to help the people help the so conservatives. Yeah. OK. So maybe that

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was Dan Nunes's deal. Maybe he was like all right well six months. You need six solid

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months before the November votes. You know because it's. I tell you when they when they

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launch it's going to be buggy and people are going to bitch and moan and they're going

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to have to tweak and tweak and tweak. It's going to take six months to get it or a year

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to get it right. And I agree. You know what I mean. I think as long as it's up before

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the third year of Biden is in to give a nice solid year of of advertising and promotions

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for the final year to to get whomever Republicans are going to go into office. Well but and

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also consider this right. Everybody's kind of sick of Twitter and they're sick of you

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too. And they're sick of beta. Dude the fact that they're sick of the censoring. I there

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are like I'm going to pretend like I don't like Trump. All right. So I mean they had

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a he did a podcast was a NERC Brothers or NERC something like that. Never heard of a

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never heard of it. I did hear about this. This guy producer people that we could get

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him on the interview. So we can of course. They basically they had five and a half million

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views something crazy like that on YouTube within 24 hours because because of Trump.

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Yeah Trump was in there they're interviewing him and and you know the fact is is that Trump

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says things that it may be true. It may not be true but you can't you know but there's

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no proof to support it. Right. So you know when he makes statements like you know the

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election was stolen you know if he would just change the way he says things like hey you

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know I believe the data that I've received from based on the data that I received I believe

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that the election was stolen. They would treat it the same way. Just repackage it. No I don't

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treat him the same way because that's what that's what Joe Biden said. No Joe Rogan said

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on his podcast. He says what he had to do was reframe how he was saying things. Meaning

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don't state it as fact. Yeah don't state it as fact. Because based on the First Amendment

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you're allowed to have an opinion. You just hear because misinformation is saying hey

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man you're making statements you know but if he's a hey you know if you're posing the

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question then that's a whole different thing. Yeah was that you was the election stolen

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or not? You know that kind of thing. Yo. Well you know it's in Joe Rogan brought up some

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interesting things because he's like you know we need to ask these questions. He was just

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like he was talking about the COVID and he was he was saying you know back when COVID

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first started you know if you said this on on a social media platform if you said this

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you're done. But now it's real. You know if you said this then it was you're done. But

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now it's real. It's just like come on you can't you can't sit there and slam things

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for people having a conversation. You know when misinformation is just outright saying

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you know you're wrong and and this is what it is. Think about all the doctors not even

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podcasters right. I mean podcasters and pundits and you know all these people I mean are they

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qualified to talk about a lot of this stuff? No. But there were doctors that were like

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you know speaking out against the vaccines and they got censored. Yeah. And now they

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and they were proven 100% right. 13,000 doctors signed that that manifest or that document

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that the dude that was on the Joe Rogan show Dr. Marshall. Robert. Bitt Marshall? Wagner.

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One of those dudes on there. Robert. Wagner? I don't know. I didn't read those notes. No

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it's not Wagner. It's it's something something like that. He was the one of the guys that

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was in the MRSA. Yeah yeah he was he was one of the founders of the mRNA vaccine. The authority

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on COVID basically and they they just basically said he was full of shit. But what I'm getting

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at is that when they did on the pot when they when they were complaining to Spotify Spotify

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had a group or not Spotify a group of 270 doctors quote unquote wrote a petition to

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Spotify telling them hey man you need to you need to take this out because we're 270 doctors.

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Rogan yeah against Rogan yeah but then they dug into the list well dug into the list and

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it's like this some of these are like veterinarians and and some of them are aren't even doctors

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some of them were PhDs but not a met not medical of education was Joe was Joe Biden Joe Biden

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was on the list I'm sure. But look but and that's and that's really but in comparison

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with with Robert Dr. Robert whatever his name is I feel like a bot I can't think of his

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name is it Wagner. No I don't think it's Wagner. That's just name that comes up that's Natalie

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Woods I was gonna say Natalie Woods husband Robert Wagner is that Robert Wagner did he

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kill her. I think he was Robert Wagner. No he did not kill her. I had that conversation

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recently she did not commit suicide nor was she killed. It was Malone Dr. Malone. She

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was drunk and fell off the boat. Well that's the theory. No. So is Dr. Robert. We need

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to get back to that. But hold on hold on hold on. So the oh really like was it what was

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the show he was on. Something to start to heart heart to heart. Robert Wagner was talking

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about. Oh Stephanie Powers was hot back in the day. So the doctors that went up Spotify

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270 Dr. Malone. There he is. 12 to 13 thousand signatures of doctors real doctors. So you

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have 270 and then you have 13000. That's what Twitter is. It's the Twitter mob which is

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a small faction of people that scream so loud. Loud and obnoxious. That people panic and go

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everyone must think like this. You can't handle this even though if you don't do what they

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want you're pissing off 200 people but you're not pissing off 30 million people over here.

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Right. Take Moses Malone off the off the air. Yeah Moses. Or Roberto. Or is it Carl. Oh

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it's Robert. What is his name. Robert Malone. Robert Malone. Malone. Yeah. Carl. So I find

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it fascinating that covid has pretty much disappeared. Yeah. From discussion. It is.

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It pisses me off. Poof. It pisses me off. Because it was an obsession like an absolute

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overwhelming obsession. And I tell you what with two years the fact that it's completely

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vanished overnight I had to go somewhere yesterday for my job and I walk in there and the first

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thing they were like please put a mask on. I was like for what. Huh. Did you ask for

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what. No it's for my job. So you know you don't say you're just kind of all right. They

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didn't say what to put it on. Did you strap it on the back of your ass. I didn't say anything

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like a cup. I didn't comment about it. Yeah. You know it's like an asshole. It's for your

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job. You know and you're representing your company. You know you don't do that. But it

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was just odd because I what I wanted to say was why. Yeah. You haven't gotten a memo.

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Yeah. Just a code stone. Hey we beat this virus. Come on. Now she was slated over here.

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She would have slapped me. Well whatever. But the point is that we start bringing it

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up and there's still people out there that are adamant about it. You know you have to

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wear it if you go to the doctor's office or the hospital. I'll tell you that. We I didn't

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have to wear it at my doctor's office. Actually we don't. That's funny. We don't. They say

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when you walk in did it the V. That's required. Mass required but I didn't wear it. They didn't

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do a thing. They didn't say anything. But the and all the people working behind the

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desk not one of them had a mask on. But the surgical center I was just at. I had to. I

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took my dad to the V.A. a couple of weeks ago. Everyone has masks on. Right. That's

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the government. That's a government a government deal. But still I mean just everyone has masks

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on. But I still see it is absolutely fascinating. I mean you cannot you cannot like verbalize

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how shocking the disappearance of how it is. It is it's mind boggling. It's absolutely

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mind boggling. What I said to people I should do the entire planet. So I should go get gone.

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Gone. Poof. I need to go get a rope. What six foot. It says that three. What. How do

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you find the circumference. Is it pi r squared. To pi r to pi r. So I need to get two. I

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need to get a rope that's that. I need to get a six foot rope like red. So when I go

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to like a weight. What am I tall like like when I went to the V.A. they have these little

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waiting areas and there's little chairs and they're kind of like in the middle of nowhere.

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I think it's a red rope and put it all around me and then take off my mask and say don't

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go with my bubble. Well when this whole thing started everybody six minutes stay out of

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my little very when this whole thing started there were places I think it was a restaurant

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that had an outdoor deck and what they had is they had these like inner tube things that

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you could put over your show. That my guy provided the six foot but it was also like

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a table so you could eat your food or stand there. Yeah. And it was looks like they were

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wearing an inner tube. It was ridiculous. Some of them they were. It was like a huge

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circle bar top. It was like wearing a where this day you put suspenders on. We laugh now

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but I mean they had a band in their own little tents on stage. Each the orchestra. Oh yeah.

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Every single kid playing an instrument was inside of a little tent. We are going to look

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back in time and we're going to look at the high school kids that were traumatized by

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putting a fucking mask on a planet clarinet through it. You know I don't think it will

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be the high school. It's going to be the first second third fourth graders. The floutest

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that had a mask with the hole cut out through their mouth. It's like. It's absolutely ridiculous.

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Like what the fuck. Like you're defeating the purpose of the rest of this. Like a million

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percent. It's like so stupid. Didn't Pfizer all their studies get leaked. Yeah. I haven't

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read it. Have you read anything. I did not but I heard the summary was there were it

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failed the trials. Enough people got hurt hurt injured vaccine injuries that it failed

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the trial. And my brother was telling me and that's the one that got approved by the FDA.

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Right. Well all three of them got approved by the FDA and all through. Why do you think

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they're trying to hide the documentation. Remember they said it would be five hundred

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years for them to get around to releasing all this documentation. Right. Because they're

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trying to hide it from the public. They've been trying to work on M.R.N.A. vaccines forever

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and they couldn't get it past the animal trials is what my brother was telling me. So right.

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And he's like biochemist. He's a he is a former molecular biologist. But but more importantly

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he's always been totally anti vaccine like like any vaccine. You know what I mean. Like

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he's an anti vaxxer anti vaxxer. There are there are factions like that where you'll

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see. And if before this whole covid bullshit happened you heard about the anti vax families.

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stuff. That's right. You'd have outbreaks of mumps and measles at these schools because

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their kids weren't. And there is there's big outrage about it. Well and Hollywood is a

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big anti vaxxer. Well what about like historically people that are like big anti vaxxers which

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is hugely wealthy like Microsoft and Bill Gates and Amazon. They don't vaccine their

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kids. Right. The dudes that own Walmart. They don't vaccine their kids. Right. So A.E. pie

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is not vaccinated. A.E. pie. Is that the son's name. I think you're mispronouncing it but

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yes close. Yeah I think it's. I don't know. It's like the symbol that is Prince. Yeah.

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Well yeah. Formerly known. So I find it fascinating that it is like a sorority of return to court.

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You know it's like hey I'm at the HEPA HEPA fighting house. You know I was so baffled by

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that. Hey did you get tickets to. Oh yeah we saw him. He was awesome. But he was still

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called. What was stupid is how do you. Is everyone still called a prince. No I should

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say that's so dumb. That was the beauty of what he did. No there's no beauty in what

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he did. No it was because the only way you can describe him is the artist formerly known

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as Prince. So he still got to use his name and it's still fucked with the contract. Remember

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he changed his name to that logo so that he didn't have to pay those guys all the money.

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Oh I didn't hear anything. It was all contract. That was all contractual because he was kind

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of like fuck you. I've been making my own music forever. You know he got roped in early

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17 18 years old. He was he's a musician. He's a major songwriter. Major songwriter. I cannot

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believe all the shit he wrote. He's dead. He's dead. He overdo it. Like Tom Petty. Is

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it fentanyl. Yeah actually I think it was. Was it fentanyl. Yeah he died in the plane

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and they couldn't revive him right. Was he not on a plane. I don't think he was on an

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airplane. I don't know how did Prince die. You're thinking of Juice WRLD. I don't know

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who that is. Long long time ago. I don't believe that's real. That's really his stage name.

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Juice WRLD. He's a rapper. What. Bill Joel. John. John McClane. McClane. Right. Don McClane.

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Don McClane. Isn't that the the cop. The music. John McClane. No that was Die Hard. Yeah.

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John McClane. Yeah. Wow. Check me out. Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levy.

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I don't like that song. I don't either. Well it's eight minutes and 32 seconds. I was going

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to say eight minutes is what does me in on that song. It's highly repetitive. Well anyways

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the song talks about all of those the days. Prince. No not Prince. But there was a big

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you know. Fentanyl. Bunch of guys that died. Buddy Holly. So Prince death. Randy Rhoades.

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The singer died of a fentanyl painkiller overdose. You are mixing two major pop stories right

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there. Prince dying from an overdose is not the same thing as Buddy Holly dying in a plane

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wreck. But you know Jeff died in the aircraft and then I was like Buddy Holly died in the

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aircraft. I started singing the song from Don McClane. So did Randy Rhoades. Well actually

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with Buddy Holly was he on the same plane as Randy Rhoades. There was like a group of

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people on the same plane. No it was the Big Bopper. It was Buddy Holly and there was one

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other person. Richie Valens. Richie Valens. Richie or Richie. Richie. Wasn't he the La

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Bamba guy. So the Prince death singer died of fentanyl painkiller overdose. How do we

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not in a recording studio. We should have an LP. We just start a boy band. We got to

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start a boy band. Called Backbeat. Yeah. The middle age boy band. We would look like those

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hippo ballerinas in Walt Disney. Wow. Okay. Way off track. Leonard Skinner also died in

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airplane crash. Hey who was the golfer that the plane was still flying. Oh man can you

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imagine that. They were going to shoot that thing down if it got close to like. Well they

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all died because of oxydeficiation. Yes. You got that. You alright. I think you're experiencing

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that right now. I think our smoke wagons getting to me. That was super scary. That went on

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for hours. They were like they couldn't contact the plane. They didn't know who was in it

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and then they figured out it was. How did that happen by the way. They lost. They lost

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oxygen. They lost pressure. They lost. They suffocated. Depressurized. Depressurized.

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Yes. Yeah and they couldn't breathe because they were five miles. And so it was on autopilot

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and eventually it ran out of fuel. Did it fall in the ocean. No no no. Fell into like

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a grain field like a wheat. A wheat field. Did they follow it all the way down. They

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did. Apparently they were basically on each side of it and if it was going to go into

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a major metropolitan area they were going to shoot the damn thing down because they

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knew they were already dead. So the genius about what Prince did really was the fact

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that. Well that's it. So he was kind of like he had a contract and it was just like how

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you get 3 percent. We get 97 percent. Where they would get like all these these fantastic

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singers fantastic performers and they would reel them in and they would end up taking

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like 80 percent. I had no idea. Yes. That he did that to basically try to outsmart the

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contractual a-holes in wherever. Because on America Top 40 Casey Kasem the artist formerly

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known as Prince with his next song on his black album on the black album there were

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it was black. There were no letters. There was nothing. Was that the Batman. It was a

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black. No this is way before that. So it was a black album with a black label and a black

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jacket and that's it. It did say anything on it. Why. Okay there it is. Why did Prince

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change his name to a symbol. That was Purple Rain. Now that was way before that was before

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that. Purple Rain was first. Little Nicky. Darling Nicky. Or Darling Nicky. There's a

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symbol it looked like a man and a woman signaled symbol together right. Scroll down. Yeah.

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That's the artist formerly known as Prince. But it's genius because he gets to represent

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himself as a symbol but yet he still can use his name Prince because that's artist formerly

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known as Prince. It's a huge middle finger to the. It said the name change was actually

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a shrewd attempt to anger that which Prince most hated his record record label. There

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you go. Bunch of greedy sons of bitches Warner Brothers music division with the name change

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but he hinted as many times at the fact that he returned to using the name Prince in 2000.

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Well if you remember after he had been released from his contract. Well I remember if you

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remember he shaved the word slave into his beard. I don't know it was in reference to

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being a slave to record labels. You know I think I think I'm wrong. I'm sorry to interrupt.

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I think I'm wrong. I'm looking up here in 1989. I think the Batman soundtrack is this

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Batman soundtrack in the 1989 with Prince. That may have been. I don't recall any of

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the songs on that album. I don't either. Oh yeah. There's a whole the whole song. Not

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on the black album Batman album. I don't think they had Batman song. Yes they had. He had

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a version of it. Producer please pull up the Prince version of Batman. I've got to hear

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this. Yeah it's got some of the old Batman sound. I really enjoy like he sampled a bunch

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of stuff. Prince played with the traveling Woolburys. So I say no. Who was Roy Orbison.

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Both of us. That was a resounding no. Roy Orbison. Roy Orbison. Well because they played a they

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they played a remake by the Paul McCartney Bob Dylan. And he was jamming on the guitar.

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He had a guitar solo that was just off the hook. He was an amazing artist. You know he

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wrote manic Monday for the Bengals. I didn't know that. Why are we listening to this. This

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is the horror version. Something horrible is happening here. I don't know. We're watching

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a little bit. I don't know what's going on here. The original. There it is. Prince Party

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Man extended version. Yeah it's it's kind of a beating of a song if you ask me. Yeah.

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Yeah I don't remember it. Oh there's that girl that. This is totally some 80s show.

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This is big time 80s. So we've got a cliche 80s. Everyone's wearing 80s outfits and everyone's

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got a half white face. Excuse me. And Paul bent over. That was not me. And then you have

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some penguin dudes in purple. All hail to the new king. I've never seen this. I have. Party

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man. Party man. Yeah I'm about to. What the hell is this? I mean it's kind of like a Jim

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Carey Riddler kind of approach. He's super super short isn't he? Oh yeah. Interesting.

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So Prince comes in and starts dancing and flames shoot up. Oh my god. Points at the

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band. They kick it in. Starts dancing by himself with his little short legs and all. Got the

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crazy. Oh he did get the. He did get the. He did get the crack. He did that one thing

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when he jumps in the air and then does the splits where all of us are like we're going

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to rip our balls on the table. Oh this is not Batman. This is Party Man. Yeah that's

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the same thing. This is not the Batman one. You know what though. That's all right. No

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put the Batman one on. I want to hear that now. I think I've had too much Prince already.

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Well not. Well real Prince isn't anything like that. The Bat Dance that's what it's called.

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The Bat Dance. I believe. Wow. This is also six minutes and 50 seconds. Yeah.

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Let's see if we can get to eight seconds and then shut it off. What is the bourbon

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particular. It's a smoke wagon. Uncut. Uncut. Unfiltered. It's very tasty.

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Yeah this is it. This is the beating of a song. Yeah it is. So this is Prince with the Batman.

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The dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. Welcome to first half. Yeah of Batman.

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By Prince. What is happening. Okay. Yeah. I can't shut this off fast enough. I can't do this. Yeah.

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Yeah it was a terrible song. Wow. Not a highlight. All right so did we did talk about our first

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Monday experience last week right. We did. I think we should cover the bourbon real quick.

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We should. Smoke wagon. Oh thank you for finding that man. I was looking all over for that. Where

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did you find that Mr. Producer. Breaking bourbon. Breaking bourbon. I'm going to get in with a

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little wink. I look at them quite a bit. All right so they got the broken. They have the bourbon.

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Just a little bit. I want to know if it says. Three different categories. The nose, the palate,

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and the finish. All right. So first of all Paul did you want to tell you. Well no no I didn't. I

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mean to kind of take a look. Destroy MGP. Are we sure this is the right thing here. Yeah it's MGP.

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They don't destroy their shit. Scroll up a little bit. Scroll up a little bit. They don't distill their stuff.

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There you go. Look at that. There it is. That's the bottom. So first of all this very bottle is.

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It's a dark amber. The bottle. The bottle by itself is dark amber. Very sexy. Embossed and has some

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floral. Go up a little bit Mr. Producer so we can see the bottom. It's got a floral. Is that floral.

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Yeah it's probably it's from Nevada so it's probably like cacti kind of yucca stucco little

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flowers that popping up out of there. Yeah. Yeah boss. It's got a fantastic label. Yucca

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flowers sticking out of. And it looks like it's got a seal up there with is that two pistols.

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It looks like two pistols. Yeah it is. Anyway they're in Vegas so when we go to Vegas we should

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try to hit the smoke wagon. The agency distillers. So this is smoke wagon. It's uncut. It's unfiltered.

375
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It's straight bourbon Las Vegas whiskey and when you when you pour this in the glass we first we

376
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first you know popped. I was kind of honestly I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna tell them. We popped the cork

377
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off and it didn't make the noise. It made no. It was like a loose. I wanted I wanted the noise like

378
00:34:53,920 --> 00:35:00,320
I was pulling a thumb out of a butt. Just a you know. Hold on when you pull a thumb out of a butt

379
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:07,360
does it make that noise. No it does not. In fact I'm going to retract. I did not say any of that.

380
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Take a vacuum in there right. So you do it. They didn't have the cork didn't have a cork sound. It

381
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was very anticlimactic like we were discussing but anyways we pulled the pop off of this thing. I

382
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I made two very large generous borings offerings and you guys were going to fill up. I'll take

383
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well because of the proof. Yeah. So what. I don't see none of you go down the proof. I'm working on

384
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it is one that you want to know ours. Ours is ours. It's like 118 118. It's it's fucking high.

385
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There's a bottle behind Jeff. Turn around and grab that bottle for a second. There you go. It's it's

386
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almost 120. It's 59.19 so it's 119.38 proof. Damn. These guys just about broke the bottle.

387
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,120
My God you slammed it down. What's wrong with you. You have like post-traumatic syndrome.

388
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,640
What is that syndrome when you don't feel your hands or you don't feel your arms or something.

389
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,720
Well what are you supposed to do. Yeah you lay it down. Well I mean just kind of gently.

390
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:11,440
It's a bottle. Have we all right. Have we have we given our listeners a background on

391
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on Jeff's problem with the bourbon. The mash is 60 percent corn. It's it. Look this one is extremely

392
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high in rye and surprisingly we like it. Wow. We don't like it like this but it's a 30 36 rye 36

393
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percent rye in four malted barley. Usually I like ours weedy but I'm telling you those ryes

394
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growing on me and this one 36. I think we start trying more ryes. Well I mean it doesn't have to

395
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be rye whiskeys. Sure. It can be high rye. Like rare rare breed makes a rye. Fine smoked wagon.

396
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:56,640
This batch what batch is this. It's 101. Well it's batch 101. Well he knew this. Batch number 101

397
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bottled October 21st 2021. So that's when it's bottled not how long it's been aged. We're not

398
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sure how long it's been aged. Why don't we know. I don't. They have all this fantastic information

399
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,160
on it but that. Does it say here what they think it may be. Sometimes you'll read it that says we

400
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:17,040
think it's aged this. It wouldn't surprise me if it's three years. Well here listen to it. It was

401
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:24,480
founded in 2012. They started releasing bourbon in 2017. So it's four to five years old I bet.

402
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:30,720
Okay. Is my. Yeah. And then what does it say releasing 21 batches of smoke wagon uncut unfiltered

403
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in 2020 alone. Well it's it's got a great. I give it a. I would I would compare it to Noah's

404
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:48,720
mill except. Noah's mill. Okay. As far not as far as the taste goes but as far as the quality goes.

405
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:54,560
I like what's on the stamp. Why don't you read that to us Jeff. It's in Latin. It says there's small

406
00:37:54,560 --> 00:38:00,160
batch. I can't read that. There's small batch and uncut filter releases both come with a stamped

407
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wax seal of two cross guns and the phrase Bibbamos Moriendum. Yes. TST denoting drink for we must die

408
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,440
or according to the company drink and enjoy today because we won't be around forever.

409
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:22,000
I like the drink or we will die. But yeah drink or die. I think they're trying to be politically

410
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:28,080
correct and not being so probably. So it knows it says the bourbon introduces itself with a rich

411
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and spirited caramel greeting and I definitely got that. I got that too. Yeah it was it was a sweet

412
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:39,040
nose. I mean for what we all of us came away with is despite the fact that it was very high proof

413
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:48,240
it did not did not taste it. No not at all. No no. No. I had some I had a little hug in the chest.

414
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:53,440
When you when you first. Yeah you're right. So when you first open these bottles up that are higher

415
00:38:53,440 --> 00:39:00,160
really. I wouldn't mind having some more. You get that that that pounding of iberpropyl alcohol

416
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,160
you know that's kind of like Jesus man you can sanitize stuff with that.

417
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:11,920
What are you trying to tuck yourself out of more. I don't know. We were just to. Well how about you

418
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:16,880
get something that's not three thousand proof. A million proof. Yeah. Well I can wait till intermission.

419
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:23,040
Can you? I mean you have a beer. Oh okay you do. I have a beer it's okay. I mean it's just really

420
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,320
good. We're talking about it and it tasted great. I thought I'd have some more. Pour a little.

421
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:32,320
But that's okay. I'll pour a little. All right just give me a little. I don't trust you. How much is left in the bottle?

422
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:38,640
It's gone. It's gone. No we did not drink. That's good. Jesus. Oh Sean's like I need more now.

423
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:46,960
Oh it's it's. No I I feel like that's a lot before we even came up here. So we drank half the bottle.

424
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:52,960
I would put this as an A. Yeah this is definitely an A. I like it. Yeah and I'll tell you you guys

425
00:39:52,960 --> 00:40:02,240
uh you put one single uh cube in yours. I put two and it's in my great opinion. I like mine even

426
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:09,280
more than you like yours. You can't say that. That's it's just my opinion. You're right that's not

427
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:14,560
misinformation. It's my opinion. I'm gonna cancel you. Take you off YouTube for that. Son of a bitch.

428
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:21,360
Yeah sure. So anyway the the palette. A whirlwind of sweet fruity and dark flavors hit all at once

429
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:28,080
creating a confusing yet impactful sip. Sweet caramel combined with raspberry. It's caramel.

430
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:35,680
Caramel. Did it say confusing? Uh yeah confusing. A confusing yet impactful sip. Yeah so there's a

431
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:43,680
leather. Hold on and dark flavors hit all at once creating a confusing yet impact. What the hell?

432
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:48,640
I don't know. Are you wooed? Sometimes it just drives me nuts about how how clever they try to be in

433
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:53,040
these descriptions. It's not confusing. It's yeah we try to figure out what's in the fucking bourbon.

434
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,400
Why don't you just fucking tell us. So the last so the last sentence kind of hits that again.

435
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:02,240
Combined with the wonderful buttery mouthfeel which it does uh this assembly creates an enjoyable and

436
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:09,600
memorable sip albeit a somewhat chaotic one. Chaotic. Chaotic taste. You're gonna break your watch.

437
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:17,840
All right well it was good. It was good and the price point on this one even though MSRP says 60

438
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:23,920
I believe it was close to 75. I'm thinking you pocketed some of the money. No you saw the receipt.

439
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:29,920
I'm thinking you fudged that little doctor a little photoshop on there. Yeah I'm gonna grab an extra five.

440
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,600
My what do you call it what was that liquid the stuff you sniffed in high school?

441
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:40,480
Liquid. Fart smell. No the white stuff. Liquid whiteout. Whiteout. Liquid paper right? Liquid

442
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:45,360
paper or whiteout. Yeah both they were both right. Yeah it's the stuff kids don't know about. People sniffed

443
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:52,080
that shit. Oh we used to smell it. Of course just like markers. I mean we didn't get high on it.

444
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:56,400
Well what's what do you what do you what are you saying? That's what some kids did. Okay so some

445
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,880
people were getting high off of sniffing it some weren't. What the hell you realize you have to

446
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,880
open up a five gallon bucket of whiteout to get high on it? Okay well that's a lot. What do they call

447
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,200
that? Buy a five gallon bucket of it. What do they call that when they is it snuffing where they spray

448
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,400
it in a bag and put the bag? Yeah no that's a real thing. Is that what you used to do?

449
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:20,640
No I never used to do that. No like oil-based spray paint spray in a bottle and then put it on their face

450
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,440
and then walk around town with like blue nose and mouth and they're like hey look there's a panda.

451
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,360
Yeah no there'd be kids that would be like you know sniffing sniffing the whiteout and the teachers

452
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:34,080
have to like collect it up or like. You joke but this is a real thing. Like it's a real thing. I'm talking about

453
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:38,400
the other I mean whether these people were smoking like in El Paso when I lived there you go downtown

454
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Paso there's like some some hood rats down there where you know they they come out of the

455
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:48,720
the bowels down with mouths and they're going what the fuck's going on over there and I mean

456
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:56,240
when I'm referring to their face because they're sniffing they would spray paint into a bag

457
00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:00,240
okay and then they put the bag up to their face so they'd inhale it and they would inhale the fumes.

458
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Make your mouth do what? Well paint. There was paint so you got a can of spray paint and it could be any color.

459
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,760
It could be you know but their mouths were normal just had covered with paint. They should have got

460
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:16,880
clear coat but it was just clear coat. Then it was some shellac then it looked like my ex-girlfriend's face.

461
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:25,360
It's all shiny and flaky. A bunch of spermicide. Oh come on. God. What? Why do you have to say that?

462
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:33,360
What? Shellac is not spermicide is it? No it's not. Shooting out of his ween spermicide? Wow.

463
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I don't know. Well okay. All right so we're done with the bourbon.

464
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:44,480
Anyway I highly recommend the smoke wagon and I'm going to be out in Nevada in about a month.

465
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:50,000
I do like the shellac word. Nice. So I mean it's not going to be as easy for me because I'm flying

466
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,080
but I'll see what I can't find. You can use that as a verb too. Hey do they have distilleries down there?

467
00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:00,880
I looked. Where were you going? Yeah I was going to say Nevada is very large. You're flying into where?

468
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:05,520
I'm flying to the Reno and I'm going about an hour and a half south of that. So where? God.

469
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,000
Because this is in Vegas. What is this happening? This is in Vegas. Yeah smoke wagons in Vegas. Yeah but when

470
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:18,400
are you doing this? April 21st. God dang. 21st 22nd. I'm gonna have to crash. Well we were talking

471
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,880
about doing a Vegas weekend. Why were we doing? Was there was some sort of convention? I don't know.

472
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,880
There was a convention. There was a whiskey convention. That's right. For 300 bucks we

473
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:32,800
got out there and enjoyed like 300. Oh is it over? Yeah it was last year. Well I mean they have one this year.

474
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,080
Well we need to find out one of those and get on it because they had a limited

475
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:46,400
ticket account for the VIP which you get a private dinner like 10 course dinner and a bunch of

476
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:51,760
whiskies and all the sommeliers or whatever the hell they whiskey. Sommelians. Sommelians.

477
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:59,200
So yeah it's interesting. It is. I mean are we sommeliers now? I mean we have our own podcast.

478
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:06,720
I mean we're renowned around the world. We're getting there. I mean we have at least three

479
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:12,160
listeners. One two three. Well but one on each continent. I mean we did have someone in India

480
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:18,720
listening to us. We did not. Yes. Maybe I announced it on my on my on my India call. You probably did.

481
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:23,600
I probably did. And the lead QA guy was like what is this?

482
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,760
All right well they also they've got something else coming up here. It's too bad we don't

483
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:35,600
produce our podcast quick enough for to share with our listeners but they've got the the is

484
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,280
it the Blue Bonnet Beer Festival? We're doing it this weekend. That's coming up this weekend. Are

485
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,280
you in Arkansas or Tier 1ing or something like that? I have nothing this weekend. Right you're

486
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,520
going. But it is a Saturday. It's kind of an awful limited time. Friday and Saturday and

487
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,920
Friday. Well she's gonna invite. And Monday and. Well Sean and I are gonna go to the Blue Bonnet.

488
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,680
We're gonna go. What the hell? When were you gonna talk to me about this? Well we weren't.

489
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:06,720
Oh really? What the hell? All right so look. I'm the foil. Before we before we brought you into the

490
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:16,880
circle we uh Jeff. Oh wow. Before dudes like us became you know dudes like us it was just dudes

491
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:23,440
like us. It's Jeff and I. We were like the dudes. Really? Yeah then we found a do-dead. No. Anyway

492
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:29,360
so the Blue Bonnet Beer Festival Jeff and I both uh participated in it. It's basically it was at

493
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:34,560
the Civic Center in downtown. It was in Irving right? It was in Irving and it's by the Dallas

494
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:40,400
Fort Worth airport in the in the Civic Center. So basically. Is it this year? No. Uh we got it. I

495
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,400
gotta figure it out. I try googling right now and it's it's taking me to Ennis. I don't know why

496
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:51,200
Ennis Texas. It's not Ennis. I like Ennis. It's at the Sheraton Hotel. Live at Buckeyes. Somewhere in

497
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:55,760
Dallas Texas is the Blue Bonnet Beer Festival. So anyway we're gonna be going. We're hopefully

498
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:00,160
gonna be going this weekend. So we're gonna cordially invite you if you'd like to participate

499
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:07,440
with that. It's beer. What's the beer festival? I was gonna say what happens there? Okay. But basically it's 35 bucks to get in. You get like a little glass and you walk around to

500
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:12,000
this booth and all you do is sample the beers. You know and you don't have to get shit faced. You just

501
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,280
sample the beers. But you do. And you feel like shit. Well I did anyway. Dude we were drinking.

502
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,240
Dude we had. We tried all of them. We had a different frame of mind back then.

503
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,840
We did. We had a different frame of mind. We were kind of like. I'm going to get fucked up. Yeah.

504
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:36,000
We're 24 years old. That frame of mind has converted from what we were doing like like bourbon

505
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:42,240
right now. Now the deal with bourbon is like how how high can we get the bourbon and it tastes good.

506
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:46,000
And that's kind of where we're at. We find that little happy pocket. Well that's where we were

507
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:51,200
with the beer. It's because the regular four and a half percent alcohol beer just isn't going to

508
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:56,720
quite cut it. But it was so we were like all right let's do a ten and a half quadruple ale. 12 percent.

509
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:03,200
11. Then we start getting into the sours. And you're drinking it at the same rate as you would

510
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:08,880
a normal. Well you have little cups right. The dark the imperial stouts and then this shit starts

511
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:13,840
getting thick higher and higher and alcohol. Gross. That sounds gross to me. And next thing you know

512
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:20,000
Jeff and I are 300 pounds. Yes. That's how it happened. It was craft beer. I swear I put on

513
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,320
that's what it was. I put on 15 20 pounds when I had my craft beer phase. Just from one festival.

514
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:30,640
And I still went on. Yes. No but what we noticed you know who the professionals were because they

515
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:36,160
were pretzel necklaces. Yes we are getting those. Pretzel. Yes so they basically go to the stores

516
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:44,080
and they get like a rose gold string and they run it through a bunch of pretzels. So you just get

517
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:52,880
like a bunch. You get like a pretzels. It helps them snack. Oh yeah. Plus because after 10 beers

518
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,960
you're like man I need something to eat. And these people just like casually eating a pretzel. You're

519
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,760
just like man I would love to have that pretzel necklace. Oh yeah. It just sounds so bad. Because

520
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:11,840
you're drunk. That's when I would encourage that little three foot suspenders little thing that you

521
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:16,560
put on and it keeps you three feet from people. You know. You could have like beer nuts. You have a

522
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,240
little chest in front of you. A little table. That way you can set some assortments up. I would want

523
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:25,280
some mustards to dip my thing. Maybe a couple cheeses. So your concessions. Some stone ground

524
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:29,680
mustard. Mobile concessions guy. No I don't want to sell anything. I'm just saying I want to be able

525
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,760
to eat it. Have some appetizers. Have some sliced salami sitting out there. Some oysters.

526
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:40,160
He's got a whole set up. Your own little buffet. Some mobile buffet right in front of you.

527
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,840
If I want to go over there and drink some German beer I got some broccian salami and some cheese

528
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:49,200
is ready to roll with some German Dijon mustard. Wow yeah that's a lot. That's a lot going on there.

529
00:49:49,200 --> 00:50:00,720
Well are women invited to this? No. No. That took no time at all. He didn't even think about it. He was like no.

530
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:13,600
Are women no? I'm sorry. I guess I'm drunk. Yeah. Yeah your two cube two cube glasses.

531
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,000
It's funny. Yeah of course if Shelly wants to go but you know she's not going to like it. She's

532
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,080
going to be unhappy and sniping the whole time. Oh my god. She is not like that. Dude she was like

533
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:29,280
the entire time we were at the the Monday thing we went to. Only with you. Does she like the dark

534
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:34,480
beers the IPAs and all that shit? Because they're all craft beer. That's true but she was still like that

535
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,760
even without me. So anyway if she would if she'll enjoy the beer the reason I said no is because I

536
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:44,240
don't think she would enjoy the types of beer. What if we. Dude there's going to be a bunch of

537
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:49,040
fat fucking dudes there. Yeah. She's not going to have a good time there. There's tons of families

538
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:54,400
and couples and. Let go of the beer festivals. Yes they go to Oktoberfest all the time. This is not like that.

539
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:59,440
This is not like that. Oh this is different than Oktoberfest. This is like hardcore beer. Yeah.

540
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:05,840
No dude this is like you show up in a building and they have a hundred booths. Imagine going to a

541
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,480
restaurant booth restaurant the the the taste of Addison or something like that and they've got all

542
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:14,960
these different restaurants that sponsor different booths and they offer their food. This is the same

543
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:19,440
thing but with beer and beer only. There's no amusement park rides. There's no music. There's

544
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:24,000
no karaoke in the corner. Interesting. They're just in a hotel conference room. Yeah these these people that

545
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,840
are they're beer enthusiasts that want to go out there and sample the beer. Hey guess what I've got

546
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:32,720
this new black robe red velvet beer I'm going to sample for the rest of the world. Why don't they have that for bourbon?

547
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:37,680
Why can't we find one of these things for bourbon? They do but we missed it last year. It cost two hundred seventy five dollars three

548
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:43,760
hundred twenty five dollars to get in. Fuck it let's do the bourbon trail one weekend. In Kentucky? That was in Las Vegas. Yeah

549
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:50,000
that was in Las Vegas. That was in Vegas yeah. Did you find it? How long does it take to drive to Kentucky from here?

550
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:58,640
To get to Memphis Tennessee is eight hours. Okay. To get to Louisville it's 15 hours to get to Cincinnati so

551
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:03,520
you're probably 12 13 hours to get to Louisville. Piece of cake. Oh look at that the producer found it

552
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:12,720
36 annual blue bonnet brew off. Anal. What? That's what you just said. I said annual. You said

553
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:19,040
anal. I would not say Galey I would not say. You full on said anal. You said I've done anal 36 times.

554
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,760
Yes. That's the blue bonnet brew off. And it always makes this noise.

555
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:33,600
Boop. The fuck outta here. March 18th and 19th at the DFW Sheraton Hotel. Tell you what

556
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:40,640
tell you what I've had some extremely delicious beers there. There were and but look if

557
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:47,920
Shelly wants to come graciously accept her. If it's a dudes like us event it's a dudes like us event.

558
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,640
It is an absolute this is a okay what do they call that okay what do they call that a dick fest

559
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:59,440
pecker fest a sausage party sausage party there you go wow yeah it's not okay with that I just

560
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:04,480
thought it was like taste of Addison no it's okay if it's not like taste of Addison then okay no

561
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:09,120
it's the one we only went once and you go in there and they have these little booze do you remember

562
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:14,800
the Merlin remember the uh velvet velvet Merlin oh I don't think I'm gonna actually it was the

563
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:19,120
velvet Merkin was that what was working yeah because the velvet Merlin gets released the

564
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:24,960
velvet Merkin is a special little murkier you know what a murkin is don't you is that one of

565
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:32,560
those little freaking little soft little fish little cray shell it's a pubic wig what anyway

566
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:40,320
hold on a pubic wig a wig made out of made up pubic hair a murkin a murkin is shut the hell

567
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:46,960
up hold on mr producer yes you have to look it up for I thought a murkin was one of those uh

568
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:55,760
m-e-r-k-i-n I think oh I'm looking at m-u-r-k-o-o-o got a murlock m-e-r-k-i-n a wig made out of

569
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:01,760
pubic hair is what is on the table at the moment you spelled it wrong okay well we have to why

570
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:07,440
don't you look up wig of pubic hair oh hold on that's gonna be like m-e-r-murkin is that that's

571
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:18,560
gonna be like what is that called the sick there see oh no oh no no I went again no no no

572
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:25,920
okay well get off of images oh Jesus get off of images immediately and go to all go to all

573
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:32,240
all right here we go murkins is uh let's see here it's a pubic wig what is that worn by sex workers

574
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:41,120
after shaving their version shaving their mom's pubis and are now this is as decorated erotic

575
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:47,920
what oh god never mind I can't emphasize how vulgar this is okay but we need to go back to the

576
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:55,360
store here why why would you know that why why do I know any of this shit possibly know what a murkin

577
00:54:55,360 --> 00:55:01,280
is Sean I need you to back me on how do I know what supine is what the hell is how do I know what

578
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:07,680
what the peniculum is and the archituthis and you just read you read oh the books you read talk

579
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:14,960
about murkins and he emerged from the room with his murkin and I said it was down oh my that's a

580
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:19,360
murkin quite a murkin is very impressive so what like what books do you read when they talk about

581
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:23,280
I've been over and his murkin fell out so like when they were like it was the size of our

582
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:30,720
archituthis like today if they make a movie about the 70s and there's a nude scene that dude it

583
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:36,640
check is gonna have a huge bush it's a murkin no no no but they're they're literally talking about

584
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:42,000
a wig so yes and you adhere it to your your junk so what are you saying this these are for women

585
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:48,080
that shave their stuff on a regular cycle I guess and they go hit a nudist colony and they like I

586
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:53,920
feel kind of uncomfortable it's sort of like a guy that wants to put on a falsie correct I don't want

587
00:55:53,920 --> 00:56:01,520
them to see my my yeah I want my Philadelphia steak sandwich to be a little covered up so they

588
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:09,600
put a little little murkin on there made of pubic hair why can't they just freaking wear a thong

589
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:16,560
well here's the thing people that donate their hair for wigs all the time I mean if you could

590
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:22,160
donate pubic hair for murkins I guess that's a thing I don't know how you grow those today

591
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:27,280
how do they harvest those well your pubes grow like I get that so I mean are these people that

592
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:33,040
are like in comas or is that just can't manicure themselves or is this how do they it's like a farm

593
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:40,480
coma patients oh my god can you that is a good way for families to make money that's the giveback

594
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:44,320
that they have for being in a coma hey well you know what we're gonna harvest your pubes every

595
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:50,240
six months well you know they talk about college like shearing a sheep you know but there are I

596
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:55,120
wonder if her back counts back here get some big old dude well actually if they're in a coma they'd

597
00:56:55,120 --> 00:57:01,280
probably be skinny I don't know anyway so college kids make extra money by donating blood donating

598
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:09,760
plasma donating sperm there you go and they can now donate murkins Preston could sell his he could

599
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:15,680
probably grow a murkin in four hours Preston's like a fucking Chewbacca I was gonna say yeti

600
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:23,040
he's like uh you know the santa claus he's the except in pubic hair right lord yeah it was

601
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:28,640
disturbing this got dark besides all this stuff you know the number one reason why you're dying

602
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:33,360
right now we talked about murk hey do you know the number one reason ukrainians are dying right now

603
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:39,440
oh really this is the left turn you're gonna do look I heard this and it blew my fucking mind

604
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:44,560
what do you think the number one reason ukrainians are dying right now what do you think starvation

605
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:54,880
huh starvation what do you think jeff stds wow who hurt you that is a dark dark joke even for this

606
00:57:54,880 --> 00:58:00,800
podcast uh starvation is starvation is pretty close but you know look people are probably water

607
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:07,920
they're dying of thirst and they're dying of the sickness that comes along with drinking

608
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:15,280
uh unclean water that dysentery a dysentery and all there's a whole laundry level that's unbelievable

609
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:20,320
well you think about it they're crazy their whole infrastructure is shot yeah it is shot and you

610
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:27,040
think about it like for decades yeah like like like if putin really wants uh ukraine he's gonna

611
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,880
go in there it's gonna be demolished right and he gets to rebuild the whole damn thing he doesn't

612
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:39,440
care and he's gonna be dead but here's the thing um you know when you when you think of putin putin

613
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:46,000
is he's a communist but he's on the liberal side no no he's a dictator he's a dictator he's a

614
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,080
dictator the person at the top of the communist chain he doesn't even care about communism as long

615
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:56,480
as they're in charge well the thing is is he well he okay so his advisors one of them his name is uh

616
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:03,840
uh god damn it alexander gawgwender plus i think it was alexander google or something like that

617
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:12,720
anyways he's a traditionalist he's a traditionalist communist and uh it it's just ugly what the fuck

618
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,240
he's 73 years old who yeah putin yeah so here we go no he he turned 70 this year i think

619
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:23,680
where the hell 73 come from then your mouth i don't know no i mean that's what i don't know

620
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:29,600
well look on look on the truthful fact-checked wikipedia yeah to be sure i thought he was 69

621
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:38,480
about to be 70 again i could be wrong he said he's five three same as uh jeff sessions 69 yeah 69

622
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:43,680
all right he's not even 70 yet what the hell is why well no wonder he's doing this invasion so

623
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:49,760
sick of this fake fucking media shit because when i read stuff to prep for things and you read stuff

624
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:56,080
frustrating you read stuff to prep for podcast once in a blue moon you know i was out there today

625
00:59:56,080 --> 01:00:02,400
and on instagram to post looking at our our account or whatever you want to call it and

626
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:09,920
one of the things that if you go to find there'll be all kinds of random stuff and there was a there

627
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:18,160
was a an account from ukraine and the picture was of a dead russian soldier in the street

628
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,240
okay and there were multiple pictures and they said you know we we own our own we're not talking

629
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:27,280
about whiskey because i think because we we show a lot of whiskey and this ukrainian account would

630
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,800
kind of do what we're doing right show a whiskey this is what we're drinking and stuff like that

631
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:35,600
gotcha they said we're not drinking whiskey right now but this is what we're dealing with right and

632
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:40,320
they show their their homes and their buildings are destroyed and the very first picture was the

633
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:46,320
picture of a dead russian soldier face down and you could tell he was dead right he had some shit

634
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:53,840
going on and in the in the write-up they said uh yeah the then the russian soldier was dead in

635
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:59,680
the street for three days the dogs finally came and got him drug him to the woods and ate him

636
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,760
yeah they're not even burying the dead is what i've yeah so that's what they said they said they're

637
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:09,920
not even burying their dead they're leaving them and the dogs eat them right so there's so this guy

638
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,680
he may have a family he does have a family and and he's probably 22 years old scared well it's

639
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:20,480
probably 18 yeah he's 17 yeah he's 16 he might be and no one's gonna know what happened to him

640
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:26,320
right now he got eaten by dogs right right i mean that's fucked up man that's what's totally

641
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,960
fucked up about this whole thing is that they are young russian soldiers that are ill-equipped

642
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:36,960
ill-trained and didn't weren't even told that they were going to be killing their countrymen

643
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:42,560
right who are cousins friends neighbors yeah their own family right i mean unbelievable this

644
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:49,760
is unbelievable you know um nancy pelosi made some comments about um putin's residences

645
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:58,000
saying that they were uh she used some weird word but basically he lives in the chateau

646
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:05,040
i don't remember what she said but whatever it was it was like it like a compound just he has

647
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:12,320
several residences that are elegant compounds right i mean can you imagine the guy's been in power

648
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:18,480
with camp david forever and you know anybody that that uh man he needs to be taken out

649
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,960
oh yeah but the thing is he's so paranoid right now i don't think you can get close to him

650
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:29,520
i disagree i i think if there's a will there's a way and if he got fucking bullets i can travel

651
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:35,760
over a mile you can take his ass out is he going outside dude i mean i don't know i mean i don't

652
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:41,840
know you don't see him unless it's i would imagine a picture right now right now there are very very

653
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:47,840
rich people in russia that are very upset with him oh yeah uh so it wouldn't surprise me if he

654
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:54,640
is on the highest state of personal security alert that should tell him something he doesn't care he

655
01:02:54,640 --> 01:03:00,240
doesn't well he doesn't he doesn't because he'll he'll kill euthanize kill the whole whole tribes

656
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:04,000
well you've heard what what he is threatening and he they said that they're going to do

657
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:09,520
as they take over these towns they're going to set up these kangaroo courts they're going to try

658
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:14,480
the residents and hang them in the streets that's what that's what pundits in russia want them to do

659
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:21,840
as well correct public hangings so uh really on a side note with your 2022 jumping from the residents

660
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:29,200
that live there um the united states has admitted that i think i brought this up in a past podcast

661
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:38,880
that there were some bio labs yeah and uh but i said three it turns out there's 30 oh yeah 30 bio

662
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:45,200
labs right that's insane really yeah that's crazy three zero that's crazy and you know all the shit

663
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:50,000
that's going on there no one knows really but you know what's going on in there there's so much

664
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:55,200
shadiness going on by the american elites in russia in ukraine well i think i feel much shady i think

665
01:03:55,200 --> 01:04:02,080
i think what we forget in all this is ukraine was an extremely corrupt country yes and we're

666
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:07,600
kind of forgetting forgetting that aspect of this because i should say the government is the people

667
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:11,920
that live there are like us they're like anybody else they're just like the government is an

668
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:20,080
extremely corrupt organization and you've got the children of major politicians going in there and

669
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:27,120
and working with the children of other major politicians inside their countries like hunter

670
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:38,000
biden well and perry uh and uh pelosi perry uh rick perry the governor not rick perry i'm sorry

671
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:46,240
misspoke uh does governor uh kevin perry uh damn it wagner oh john carry john carry thank you the

672
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:54,400
climate oh the cycle he is john carry idiot he doesn't get it yeah his quote about uh i'm really

673
01:04:54,400 --> 01:05:01,040
worried about the impact of this war on the climate no i'm like um i'm telling you these people

674
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:06,640
gives a shit about what you're saying right now well on top of that it's just i mean i don't want

675
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:11,760
to be the i'm not the authority obviously who is the authority i mean i guess that guy that on uh

676
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:17,760
on the cnn show uh the guy that created the weather channel you know he's the theory on it

677
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:24,720
but when you've got when you've got the people when you go to antarctica and you core down um

678
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:29,360
two three hundred feet and you're pulling these these columns of ice out and they're analyzing

679
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:35,840
the ice they analyze where they're there's that word again they're anally well they look and they

680
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:41,040
say there's no shit and they're like you know they could they can tell what's going on they could

681
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:47,120
they can they can they know how um we should okay just like rings of a tree it is and so they're

682
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,600
like no what what you're saying is not true and the are you talking about just general global

683
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:55,680
warming and yeah the global warming and the climate change that they're they're trying to

684
01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:01,040
say that's going on it's just simply not i know you know and we we can debate this forever but

685
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:06,000
yeah we've been going through the ice ages and the warming and cooling warming and cooling the big

686
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:14,240
concern that that if any if you're going to throw a a uh a far uh stretched uh story out that that

687
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:20,320
could happen in the near future um i would say it would be the equinox i mean because we're i don't

688
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:28,400
know how old the the planet is as far as uh that's the process when you are taking us uh um the earth

689
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:34,400
is rotating right and it goes like 13 000 years 14 000 years i don't know and then all of a sudden

690
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:41,680
it stops and then starts spinning the other way and that's the equinox so and that's they they

691
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:46,560
got a little bubble in there they really call it the uh where it's off center just a little bit

692
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:53,440
and um anyways i believe that's what they can ask what are you going to do yeah that's our clock

693
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:59,680
so we've got a timer oh that's nice it's not a timer i'm not sure i'm not sure that the earth

694
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:04,400
i don't i'm not sure there's proof that the earth stops spinning that makes no sense what

695
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:10,400
what stops it goes the other way no that i would he said yeah i don't think there's evidence of that

696
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:14,080
i think what there's evidence of is the magnetic field reversing oh that's that's what it was

697
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:19,040
sorry so it's spinning it just stops we off keep flying we get flung off that's what happened to

698
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:25,600
the dinosaurs they got ejected yeah it's like a slink that was that was like a trebuchet yeah

699
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:33,280
there is proof of that uh and and a really good proof of that is when um magma comes up from the

700
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:41,680
ocean floor magma magma when magma comes up from the ocean floor it has iron iron in it and iron is

701
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:47,920
magnetized right right so it automatically in a liquid when it's in liquid form like shoot at you

702
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:52,880
if you had a magnet no i don't know so would magma come shooting at you yes magma so the

703
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:59,280
wobbling of the magma bullets magma bullets no but but basically the iron the iron atoms orient

704
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:04,720
with the magnetic pole right and then when that was like a geologist right yeah and then when the

705
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:08,880
magma cools because it's in the ocean floor right it doesn't take long it comes up in the water and

706
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:16,640
it freezes it basically it pins those iron atoms in in place so some are going this way and the

707
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:20,800
really old stuff's going the other way exactly right so what is that's how they can prove if the

708
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:27,440
polar over time so if the polarity changes are you insinuating that toilets in the northern

709
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:34,400
northern hemisphere versus the southern are going to start rotating the opposite way they don't no

710
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:39,440
no no no that's the spin nothing rotates north becomes south south becomes north and is almost

711
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:44,800
instantaneous well yeah but what about the toilets that has to do with the tilt of the earth no that's

712
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:50,480
the wobble no no no no magnetic north magnetic south well yeah but you're still going to be in

713
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:54,720
the north weather-wise you'd still be the north all right well this is good stuff so you're saying

714
01:08:54,720 --> 01:09:01,680
the equinox has nothing to do with the earth and its rotation as everything to do with the polarity

715
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:07,440
of the north and south well i've actually never heard it called equinox but but i know that

716
01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:15,360
throughout history the the polar the magnetic field going around the earth reverses interesting

717
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:23,760
and so does and when that happens you you have catastrophic continental divides i don't know

718
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:29,120
i don't i'm not sure they know exactly what happens i think they think that for one for one deal the

719
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:35,200
the magnetic fields provide protection to the earth and in the brief period that it does switch

720
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:42,400
north goes to south south goes to north and when it reverses um there the earth could be exposed

721
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:48,560
i think is what i like yeah like radiation radiation yeah like solar radiation i'm not for sure on that

722
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:52,640
but i think that was one of them but they're not really sure how long the process takes and they

723
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:58,400
don't know what the impact would be but they know what's happened in the past so but no nothing

724
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:04,000
happens i'm sure i'm sure if it starts to happen they'd blame the white man they would or trump

725
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:10,320
or trump no it's not in the sorry mother it's definitely trump you know what this i mean no

726
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:14,560
this has been going on way before that we talk about dan quail had or who was the other guy the

727
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:25,680
the other uh vice president um he's fat now uh gail no uh god damn it gail vice president he

728
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:33,520
almost won with bush almost won with bush what the fuck no no no no it's quail the guy that's

729
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:40,240
misspelled tomatoes or potatoes now you have now you have kamala compare kamala to the tomato

730
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:46,240
thing oh my god tomato my god dan quail was bush no i'm not talking about dan quail i'm talking

731
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:54,880
about cheney was the other bush not cheney the other one but uh who was the guy okay you're

732
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:59,840
talking about bush was reagan's vice president senior or bush i'm talking about the the the

733
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:08,320
climate change czar that's a new that's al gore yes thank you oh he's a republican

734
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:13,040
oh i'm sorry a democrat doesn't matter you said you ran with bush no but wasn't he a vice president

735
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:17,680
he was for clinton that's my point you should have vice president with bush it's okay well i

736
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:22,560
misspoke all right all right i do that a lot al gore did the un i am hammered what was it the

737
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:28,320
un something true inconvenient truth which was loaded with bullshit which was shown to our kids

738
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:33,600
at school i know with no counterpoint total bullshit and i bitched about it did you oh did

739
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:39,360
you go you sent an email to the no i went to the school when they were in fifth grade good for you

740
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:44,080
i told you about that yeah we were escorted out did they say you were terrorist did they lock the

741
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:48,320
school down should they the teacher agreed with me they stick things in your ass the teacher agreed

742
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:55,920
is that is that what they do to parents that are unruly i'm just stick things in their ass

743
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:01,360
no they did not do that to me interesting i'm very upset that they you guys watch this movie

744
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:05,920
sir you need excuse me bend over do you want lube no lube sir come with us we're going to a back

745
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:12,160
room we'll talk about it and then they hold you down oh you'll come you'll come oh what the hell

746
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:19,920
maybe we should take a break or that's a good thing though right feels good oh you got a happy

747
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:24,000
ending yeah i came here to complain about a movie and i got a happy end yeah but but seriously

748
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,360
hey honey let's go up and do it again this is the stuff is there anything else we can complain

749
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:33,680
about people need to really take charge on and i think this has been an argument for decades is

750
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:38,880
the the misdirection they talk about misinformation all the time currently you know how about the

751
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:44,240
misinformation they're feeding our kids you know i mean if you if you were to come back in time and

752
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:49,360
start and say hey look man you're teaching our kids a b and c and then 10 years later said hey man look

753
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:56,000
you were wrong so hold on you're saying if you climbed into delorean and you went 88 miles an

754
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,280
hour and went back in time the first thing you would do is go to the school board meeting

755
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:09,280
well you play guitar at your prom what i'd bang your mom date your mom wow i wouldn't date her

756
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:15,840
i'd just bang her your own mom or somebody else no you're i'd be like hey who's your dad in the

757
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:21,280
movie his mom's coming on to him she was hot though yeah she was kind of what was her name

758
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:27,280
the actress gosh she was so smoking hot yeah i don't think it matters that whole that whole thing

759
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:32,320
i mean the concept of what was going on was interesting and it's fun oh but then it got

760
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:39,200
kind of crazy when you when you start thinking about how uh who is the punk uh leah leah thompson

761
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:44,320
is that her name leah thompson that's her gosh she was beautiful so the the punk uh the guy that was

762
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:48,240
the the big bully yeah you know and he turns out to be like the president of the earth or

763
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:53,360
gif biff you know and he's like hey i was he's like a fucking piece of shit why don't you make

764
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:59,360
like a tree and get out of here yeah well no that was wrong but i'm talking like on uh back to the

765
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:03,680
future 15 you know there's only three of them whatever maybe there's the third one it was

766
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:10,160
ridiculous oh they they totally overdid it like the same oh it was stupid when they went back to

767
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:15,840
the wild west and it was like what are you chicken like every single movie had the are you chicken and

768
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:22,880
then i mean just the whole thing was what was that i remember the whole chicken thing remember

769
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:29,440
he if if anybody called him chicken do biff no the kid the the main star paul impersonated

770
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:38,720
helicopter real quick a helicopter yeah dude helicopter noise sure dudes like us so how much

771
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:43,680
time we got left the clock's right there we got like 10 minutes why why why am i doing it oh it

772
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:48,400
was fun it's very entertaining oh okay i think it's pretty realistic sounding that sounds pretty

773
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:53,360
good no it's not it's not oh what if i make it go from left to right well it's kind of hard to do

774
01:14:55,280 --> 01:15:00,960
that's not a left it's one microphone damn it so i need two microphones you know we need like four

775
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:08,640
you know binaural binaural microphone all right here we go anyway yeah so anyways we were talking

776
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:13,600
about the blue bonnet beard thing so that's this weekend and we're gonna go and i'm really looking

777
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:18,560
forward to it and plus will wants to go will would like to go to drinks on friday night if you guys

778
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:26,880
are up to it will will is okay oh my god back feed so i lived in germany yeah this is how long

779
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:33,120
this relationship is oh i lived in germany and there was a guy and they met that i went to so he

780
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:39,360
was shooting assault rifle it was in manheim germany and he was a sagittarius summer love

781
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:45,840
everywhere he was my neighbor shut the fuck up that's how it's just as a neighbor so he was uh he

782
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:51,520
he was we just hung out with friends i knew him my sister knew his friends my sister knew his brother

783
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:57,120
i guess i don't know and then when i moved to alpaso his dad went to the same sergeant majors

784
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:01,920
academy i believe he did i don't know about your neighbors he followed you he's like dad that's my

785
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:07,440
love so anyways i've known him for a long time and it was just we just kind of connected one time

786
01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:12,880
hey i'm gonna i'm in i've been uh i'm in dallas where are you at i was like wow why'd your voice

787
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:19,280
get lower i i choked on my own saliva on the delis what you got going on well i was i was

788
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:24,000
pretending to portray somebody i wasn't yo yo yo man you should hang out i got very high voice

789
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:31,600
okay yeah anyway when you get excited anyway so he's gonna be in town talk about your your friend

790
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:40,800
let's not relive that moment oh my god so anyways uh he's gonna be in town so we're gonna go with uh

791
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:47,200
with will uh halobowicz i'll say his last name because how the fuck are you gonna hear that name

792
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:52,400
i mean have you ever heard that name in your life no see now everybody knows who he is

793
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:59,360
halobowicz yeah say twice no anywho we're gonna go out this weekend his brother uh

794
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:03,840
and maybe his dad i don't know but there's gonna be two or three people out there so

795
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:08,880
he's gonna come in town friday this friday and he'd like to go have a beer and uh if we can't make

796
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:13,280
it fine that is what it is uh but on saturday night we're definitely gonna go down there it's

797
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:19,280
cost 35 bucks to get in and uh they give you a little cup they give you a glass yeah and then

798
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:26,480
you get shit based on a little glass yes because you have 30 of them challenge you hi try this

799
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:31,280
cactus this cactus beer it's like it's like four percent it's real low and it's real healthy for

800
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:35,760
you and then you drink like a thousand of them and they're like all right it's like the power hour

801
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:40,400
do a shot of beer every minute you're like oh it's not that much that's too much you get

802
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:46,720
fucked up yeah but here's the deal we need to pay the 35 bucks take the um the the the glass

803
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:51,440
they give you and they're just smuggling a huge bourbon and just walk around with a bourbon tumbler

804
01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:57,280
and be like yeah i would i told us like i'm going to taste beer i would much rather do that

805
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:02,800
walk around with a giant glass of bourbon and coke and then i would pay 35 bucks to walk around

806
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:08,560
with a bourbon i don't care money's not an issue so so let's not not to be a nag here but we have

807
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:16,400
work to do like we have a cabinet to build and um yeah but there are certain things i'm just saying

808
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:21,920
when do we we gotta make time for that i think that we have two weeks yeah hey you know what if

809
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:28,560
we don't make it then fine no our goal is to make this well then we're gonna make it well then we

810
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:34,000
have to do shit this weekend well we've scheduled a blue bonnet beer thing that's not all day well

811
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,880
they're right it's not all day so we could probably work some during the afternoon and in fact we're

812
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:44,080
gonna be in irving at the time we go to my in-laws house take showers do a little butt smacking

813
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:51,440
and then go over to the uh i'm out that's a hard no i wouldn't all right well i'm not gonna smack

814
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:56,960
your butts i'm gonna smack your own butts shower why are we showering i don't know it's weird let's

815
01:18:56,960 --> 01:19:01,760
go over to your in-laws and shower well yeah dude like if we're gonna be working in a wood shop have

816
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:07,120
you worked okay this is sheer ignorance oh i thought that i thought we were showering after

817
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:12,800
drinking beer no we're gonna go to the wood shop and we're spraying on everybody with freaking saw

818
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:18,880
dust from head to toe you just get the blower yeah don't you have a suction yeah a suction whatever

819
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:23,920
if we don't shower that's fine you're gonna go in there smelling like maple it'd be like yeah that's

820
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:28,320
all right seriously we need a plan all right look that sounds like a good plan because we'll all

821
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:36,800
do this at halftime sounds like all day on a saturday anyway no but that sounds we will already be in

822
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:42,880
irving right so we just gotta drive out there and i don't know if i could be gone all day that's

823
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:49,600
what i'm saying with my wife that's what i'm saying all right so what are you saying are you saying

824
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:55,040
that you would okay that's fine so you want to go out to the uh make the cabinet thing but then

825
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:59,520
you'll just go home and then hang out with with shelly which is fine no and jeff and i'll go to

826
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:03,920
the beer thing i'm just gonna go drink the beer no what i'm saying is i don't know if i could be

827
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:10,880
gone all day yeah you're covering wife yes that's my concern we'll talk about this now i can go

828
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:14,880
out to the beer festival but i don't know if i could be gone from like eight to midnight kind

829
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:19,360
of a thing all right well then maybe i'll go down and build a shelf by myself oh my god and then you

830
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:25,440
two join me for the beer thing well then we have two cars out there uh i'll have i'll take a new one

831
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:31,200
why don't you come home and gas shower eight dollars a gallon right now yeah no shit yeah i'm

832
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:36,640
playing the hell biden yeah he did that what the hell he did all of that he did that and they're

833
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:44,240
sitting there joe balsack is freaking trying to say like oh no it's peter peter like you know that

834
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:51,840
little they really really think they really think the american public is that stupid they do camel

835
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:58,240
and how stupid is the american public are they really that's the united states so bad with her

836
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:06,640
fucking little news interview next to the polish president oh that was it was such a train wreck i

837
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,800
mean it was her giggling oh you want to take that one she didn't know how to answer it there's

838
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:15,840
millions of people dying on the border you want to take that one what would she say about the

839
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:21,200
friends the friends friends in need or a friend in a friend's in need or a friend indeed

840
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:27,040
and then she threw it because she didn't know how to answer the question she didn't know how to answer

841
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:33,760
it she didn't know how to answer it i mean but the point is she she can't even like compose herself

842
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:38,960
on the view what is a very that very what is the bitch i are the huge sunny something it's all of

843
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:44,320
them well they're all of them but there's specifically the sunny costa's sunny hostin well

844
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:49,840
she's kind of like she's saying it's like racism and chauvinistic and massage because most of the

845
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:55,040
people in ukraine are white no that's why people care we we joy reed we have a problem with her

846
01:21:55,040 --> 01:22:01,280
because she's a fucking idiot she sucks at her job anyone that said you know you know what

847
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:07,760
i'm gonna let that go i know you're getting yourself all worked up for nothing yeah damn

848
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:15,760
is that on one pour oh well you saw what i added he rimmed it out he did rim it out i did not rim

849
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:24,400
it out i had a little bit more anally that's a real job anyway i start the music we're rolling

850
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:30,240
out of the first half dudes like us we're going to be uh talking about different plaques in our cnc

851
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:36,480
machine because we have an upcoming event in downtown uh mckinney uh at the filtered place

852
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:42,400
where we're going to be uh showboating some of our projects that are coming we got correct yeah and

853
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:48,160
these are going to be available for our dudes like us uh fans out there in fact you get a discount

854
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:55,280
it's uh you get like five cents off you if you have happened to hear of a heard of this podcast

855
01:22:55,280 --> 01:23:02,320
we'll give you one free yes right we'll give you code right it's called a save a nickel

856
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:09,600
and there we have it no no no but seriously we we're going to try to uh make some of our uh

857
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:15,040
etchings and uh plaques and we've been talking about this for a long time and it's it's time it's

858
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:20,080
time to do something real now it's coming to a head look we're it's it's coming around it's

859
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:25,920
gelling it's starting to gel it's gelling it's gelling yeah you know we need the foil

860
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:32,800
we need the foil the foil and we need more than just the foil to make this happen so there has

861
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:37,520
to be some continuity and i think we're starting to gel with the continuity i think so too by the

862
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:44,720
way i have no snacks what we'll find some just saying so well your idea of a snack it may be

863
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:50,720
different from jeff polonized i have some broccoli um i'll tell you we'll make a judgment call we'll

864
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:56,640
go downstairs why don't you stay up here for like five minutes and then we'll have a set up for you

865
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:02,480
but i'm out of the popcorns the babki ones all right now we should have bought some all right dudes

866
01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:15,360
that guy's late