I am thirsty too. We need to give this to Mr. Producer so we can look it up. It's an
outstanding bourbon. It is very very very good. Man we're uh it's spring break this
week? Mid-March. Yeah we just got off of spring break. Yeah it's done last week with spring
break. Actually our boys have spring break this week. Julius Caesar. Say that again.
A&M and Texas Tech have their spring break this week. I don't know why the state colleges
don't align with the high schools. That would make parents' dilemmas much easier. They probably
don't want to intermix the partying. Yeah I don't care when they have it. Well I mean
but if you're gonna have a family vacation and you have a kid that's going to college
and won this in high school, you're screwed. Yeah. That is a good question. You don't invite
the college kid. Well you say. Yan-Yang. Suck it. Yeah you're on your own. Well then maybe
they want that. That's what we did. Maybe the college kid wants that. We weren't there
in the beginning. Like when they were freshmen and sophomores. But when they became juniors
and seniors they were like we don't want to go with you anyway. We're doing spring break
with all my friends. We're going to Tijuana. Yeah we're all going to spend $600. In Spanish
Fly. And destroy a house somewhere. They have the aptitude, they have the financing to rent
a house and secure all the things that frankly I couldn't do. All the booze. I mean just
you know I mean I didn't have that type of credit line or you know I couldn't I mean
nothing. It's insane what they do nowadays. I mean it's like we did none of that. We didn't
rent houses and like you're saying we didn't rent houses and buy $600 without alcohol.
Rent house? Oh man. What the hell? Daddy Warbucks over there. I don't know. I don't know what
happened. I'll tell you what. I'm happy for him. I didn't give Steven any money. He either
worked for it or he gambled it because they bet on sports. God they're all doing that
now. And it's getting out of control. It is getting out of control. I agree. Preston just
told me. He says thank God I hit something stupid and won 800 bucks. Because he would
count big? Well he just needed the money. Because they bet every single day that there's
a sport event on they do it. They're betting on soccer, hockey, everything. And then they
run parlays. Yeah yeah. Parlays? Parlays where you know you get a spread on ten different
games and you hit that parlay and cover the spread. You multiply your winnings by 10,
100, 250. Yeah it's a smaller dollar bet but it's a crazy long shot. Yeah. And you know
what this is no different than people have battled gambling addiction for decades. For
over a hundred years. Right. You're horse racing and you name it gambling. I bet. Guys this
is no different. This is no different. Well it's so easy these days. Oh yeah good point.
Yeah I mean this isn't just a hundred years. This is thousands of years. Thousands of years.
It's a human nature. Yeah to throw away money gambling. People peddling in the streets.
And they get in the hole and get your legs busted. Yeah no shit. They have bookies. They
get Jimmy DeFischel the A. How was that? How do they handle that? They have bookies. And
then they get their legs broken if they don't pay up? I guess. I mean my kids legs aren't
broken yet. Well I guess if he gets. Well I'm sure he pays. But I mean I guess there's
some people out there. Yeah I don't know. Who do you call? I mean. They have a bookie
down there. Well I meant no no no. I meant let's say the bookie. They don't pay the bookie.
But I thought they could. I thought it was legal. No no. Online they can do. It's not
a bookie. It is. It's a. It's an app. They have someone they also bet with. They also
have someone they bet with. You know Preston was telling me this morning the app and how.
Yeah I thought. I thought they passed legislation that said online gambling or online sports
betting was legal. Correct. So they don't have a bookie per se. Not somebody they were
like you know hey man place a bet for me blah blah blah because they can't. I mean the
other day Steven was following the Toledo basketball game. I was like Toledo. I wonder
if they watch Toledo. Oh it's a great spread. I'm going to make some money on it. See that's.
Let's say you were to buy a car and you don't pay your car payment. I wonder if they can
go after you. Let's say you gamble. You make a bet like a repo man. Yeah. Well I mean not
not a repo man. But what if they can. Those. Go get your credit. So can you imagine gambling
and then have it go against your credit. You know what it is because you have to put money
into it. I was going to say how that works. So you have an online account. I would imagine
they don't let you gamble more than what you have. What if you do a long shot. I'm going
to put I'm going to I'm going to still bet for the two thousand twenty five Super Bowl.
I'm going to say the Dallas Cowboys win. And that's about a long shot. And I in the you
know the winnings are going to be three million dollars. I'm not going to have three million
dollars to cover that. See there's no you don't have to pay three billion dollars. Oh that's
right. It's just I'm going to gamble fifteen dollars. So here's the thing. So I have a
brokerage account. Remember I was trading options for a while. The stock market is gambling.
It's gambling as well. And they don't let me make they don't let me make a trade that
I can't cover with my account. So I think with the absence of a fund it right away.
The apps are safe. But but the old days where you'd go into your bookie and say hey spot
me ten grand. I want to bet on the horse. Right. Double bottom. Come on. You lose. Now
you owe them ten grand. Yeah. I don't think we want our money. I tell you what. You come
over here. You make me feel good. I'll let ten thousand of it go. Wow. Is that what you
dealt with when you were addicted to gambling. Well I mean when some of these these ladies
would gamble you know they were. No no no. I don't know. I don't know where he's going.
That was a nightmare. Anyway that yeah that's not good for our boys. They all do it. I know
they all they all. I think it's a sign of the times. The whole group. Yeah. I hope they
get out of it. But you know what. It teaches them something. You know I mean if they get
lucky that's great. But come on it's gambling and people that gamble are going to lose.
But here's the question. If the boys bet. Let's say they get an allowance of I don't
know. I'm just gonna say 100 bucks for the month. They're like I'm going to bet and they
lose it. I'm not going to give another 100 bucks to bail them out. Yeah. See I'm having
to give my son 800 a week because he keeps losing it with gambling. No I'd be like no
you lost it. You're gonna have to find another way to eat. Seriously. You have to eat ramen.
That's crazy. Next 30 days. I don't even want to know how much of the money I give him goes
to gambling. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. You know he's got enough. You
know here's what frustrates me. He is super stressed out about school. Right. I mean because
he's not my student. Right. He's my middle one is it doesn't come to him easy. Right.
So he has to work really hard. And then on top of that he's gambling and you know and
the force are doing the frat thing where they're drinking like crazy. And right. I mean this
is a recipe for disaster too much like too much. Yeah. I mean there's going to come a
time where you know if they don't get out of the habit they're going to make a bet.
They I've got a thousand dollars to my bank account and I need two thousand to pay my
rent. Let me go bet it. Right. Now I just lost another grand. Right. Hopefully they'll
do what I do which is they have money that they can gamble with and then they lose 90
percent of it or 85 percent of it or or all of it. That's what I do. That's my general
investment strategy. Yeah. I don't like to gamble because I don't want to lose my money.
That's what the stock market is man. Yeah. And by the way you were talking about D WAC.
It may be a good time to buy. I know. Yeah. I thought about it. I thought about getting
more today. Man I'm thinking if I had the money I totally would because it went all
the way up to 90 hundred ten. Well but that was that was the IPO wasn't it. No. Well it
says 110. So when you follow the chart is the highest one is 110. Well when you first
go public that's when there was massive wild swings and it gets crazy high and all that
stuff. That was like three weeks ago. Oh OK. So that's I was asking. Oh no that was not
the video. Oh OK. Well that's that's great. What I heard though was that because I read
one of the articles when I saw that it dipped way down I read one of the articles and they
said that they're having some severe technical issues and they can't figure it out. Yeah.
Yeah stalling. I'm sure a lot of it is is sabotage. Mr. Producer. Do we have do you
have a question about the board. Input. Switch the input. Yes we don't have Mr. Producer
who can't help us out on the chart of the you act. Oh yeah. Oh this is the boob. Oh
there it is. The boob bone. Yeah. So so that's what I was reading is is then the Devin Nunes
said that they expect to be back up and running by the end of March beginning of April. So
when it does it's going to go nowhere but up. And they said well correct. And they said
if they're not up and running by mid April this is the expert they said it's going to
tank. And then it's going to go up. You know if they ever if they ever launch. My point
is when they finally do launch and they will. That is such an odd statement. If it's not
going to go up by April it's going to tank. What happens in April that. Well because Devin
Nunes the CEO said they'll be up and running by the end of March. Meaning they're losing
confidence in their ability to like launch this thing. But the point is they're going
to launch it. But they've got the money. They've got the money backing to do it. And Nunes
is no he's no. He's not he doesn't mess around. The deadline. If you follow his career in
Congress which I was a weird jump from Congress. He just quit. I don't blame a lot of these
guys for quitting. But anyway. Well look this is he quit on for a reason because in my opinion
I think this is a solid solid deal. Solid deal. Well I think he was sick of politics
which I think they all are. And yeah this is a solid a solid opportunity. But regardless
it's something he believes in. I think what do they start the primaries for the midterms
right now. A year. Well the primaries. They already did the primaries. But I mean what
am I trying to say. The. Well they're going to start. God damn it's two years is coming
in once we get two years we're going to start swapping out congressmen. So yeah that's
this November November. Yeah that's why I'm so God they need to get the shit going. You
need six months at least. Oh you mean meaning you want to use the platform to to it. That's
what the goal was was to help the people help the so conservatives. Yeah. OK. So maybe that
was Dan Nunes's deal. Maybe he was like all right well six months. You need six solid
months before the November votes. You know because it's. I tell you when they when they
launch it's going to be buggy and people are going to bitch and moan and they're going
to have to tweak and tweak and tweak. It's going to take six months to get it or a year
to get it right. And I agree. You know what I mean. I think as long as it's up before
the third year of Biden is in to give a nice solid year of of advertising and promotions
for the final year to to get whomever Republicans are going to go into office. Well but and
also consider this right. Everybody's kind of sick of Twitter and they're sick of you
too. And they're sick of beta. Dude the fact that they're sick of the censoring. I there
are like I'm going to pretend like I don't like Trump. All right. So I mean they had
a he did a podcast was a NERC Brothers or NERC something like that. Never heard of a
never heard of it. I did hear about this. This guy producer people that we could get
him on the interview. So we can of course. They basically they had five and a half million
views something crazy like that on YouTube within 24 hours because because of Trump.
Yeah Trump was in there they're interviewing him and and you know the fact is is that Trump
says things that it may be true. It may not be true but you can't you know but there's
no proof to support it. Right. So you know when he makes statements like you know the
election was stolen you know if he would just change the way he says things like hey you
know I believe the data that I've received from based on the data that I received I believe
that the election was stolen. They would treat it the same way. Just repackage it. No I don't
treat him the same way because that's what that's what Joe Biden said. No Joe Rogan said
on his podcast. He says what he had to do was reframe how he was saying things. Meaning
don't state it as fact. Yeah don't state it as fact. Because based on the First Amendment
you're allowed to have an opinion. You just hear because misinformation is saying hey
man you're making statements you know but if he's a hey you know if you're posing the
question then that's a whole different thing. Yeah was that you was the election stolen
or not? You know that kind of thing. Yo. Well you know it's in Joe Rogan brought up some
interesting things because he's like you know we need to ask these questions. He was just
like he was talking about the COVID and he was he was saying you know back when COVID
first started you know if you said this on on a social media platform if you said this
you're done. But now it's real. You know if you said this then it was you're done. But
now it's real. It's just like come on you can't you can't sit there and slam things
for people having a conversation. You know when misinformation is just outright saying
you know you're wrong and and this is what it is. Think about all the doctors not even
podcasters right. I mean podcasters and pundits and you know all these people I mean are they
qualified to talk about a lot of this stuff? No. But there were doctors that were like
you know speaking out against the vaccines and they got censored. Yeah. And now they
and they were proven 100% right. 13,000 doctors signed that that manifest or that document
that the dude that was on the Joe Rogan show Dr. Marshall. Robert. Bitt Marshall? Wagner.
One of those dudes on there. Robert. Wagner? I don't know. I didn't read those notes. No
it's not Wagner. It's it's something something like that. He was the one of the guys that
was in the MRSA. Yeah yeah he was he was one of the founders of the mRNA vaccine. The authority
on COVID basically and they they just basically said he was full of shit. But what I'm getting
at is that when they did on the pot when they when they were complaining to Spotify Spotify
had a group or not Spotify a group of 270 doctors quote unquote wrote a petition to
Spotify telling them hey man you need to you need to take this out because we're 270 doctors.
Rogan yeah against Rogan yeah but then they dug into the list well dug into the list and
it's like this some of these are like veterinarians and and some of them are aren't even doctors
some of them were PhDs but not a met not medical of education was Joe was Joe Biden Joe Biden
was on the list I'm sure. But look but and that's and that's really but in comparison
with with Robert Dr. Robert whatever his name is I feel like a bot I can't think of his
name is it Wagner. No I don't think it's Wagner. That's just name that comes up that's Natalie
Woods I was gonna say Natalie Woods husband Robert Wagner is that Robert Wagner did he
kill her. I think he was Robert Wagner. No he did not kill her. I had that conversation
recently she did not commit suicide nor was she killed. It was Malone Dr. Malone. She
was drunk and fell off the boat. Well that's the theory. No. So is Dr. Robert. We need
to get back to that. But hold on hold on hold on. So the oh really like was it what was
the show he was on. Something to start to heart heart to heart. Robert Wagner was talking
about. Oh Stephanie Powers was hot back in the day. So the doctors that went up Spotify
270 Dr. Malone. There he is. 12 to 13 thousand signatures of doctors real doctors. So you
have 270 and then you have 13000. That's what Twitter is. It's the Twitter mob which is
a small faction of people that scream so loud. Loud and obnoxious. That people panic and go
everyone must think like this. You can't handle this even though if you don't do what they
want you're pissing off 200 people but you're not pissing off 30 million people over here.
Right. Take Moses Malone off the off the air. Yeah Moses. Or Roberto. Or is it Carl. Oh
it's Robert. What is his name. Robert Malone. Robert Malone. Malone. Yeah. Carl. So I find
it fascinating that covid has pretty much disappeared. Yeah. From discussion. It is.
It pisses me off. Poof. It pisses me off. Because it was an obsession like an absolute
overwhelming obsession. And I tell you what with two years the fact that it's completely
vanished overnight I had to go somewhere yesterday for my job and I walk in there and the first
thing they were like please put a mask on. I was like for what. Huh. Did you ask for
what. No it's for my job. So you know you don't say you're just kind of all right. They
didn't say what to put it on. Did you strap it on the back of your ass. I didn't say anything
like a cup. I didn't comment about it. Yeah. You know it's like an asshole. It's for your
job. You know and you're representing your company. You know you don't do that. But it
was just odd because I what I wanted to say was why. Yeah. You haven't gotten a memo.
Yeah. Just a code stone. Hey we beat this virus. Come on. Now she was slated over here.
She would have slapped me. Well whatever. But the point is that we start bringing it
up and there's still people out there that are adamant about it. You know you have to
wear it if you go to the doctor's office or the hospital. I'll tell you that. We I didn't
have to wear it at my doctor's office. Actually we don't. That's funny. We don't. They say
when you walk in did it the V. That's required. Mass required but I didn't wear it. They didn't
do a thing. They didn't say anything. But the and all the people working behind the
desk not one of them had a mask on. But the surgical center I was just at. I had to. I
took my dad to the V.A. a couple of weeks ago. Everyone has masks on. Right. That's
the government. That's a government a government deal. But still I mean just everyone has masks
on. But I still see it is absolutely fascinating. I mean you cannot you cannot like verbalize
how shocking the disappearance of how it is. It is it's mind boggling. It's absolutely
mind boggling. What I said to people I should do the entire planet. So I should go get gone.
Gone. Poof. I need to go get a rope. What six foot. It says that three. What. How do
you find the circumference. Is it pi r squared. To pi r to pi r. So I need to get two. I
need to get a rope that's that. I need to get a six foot rope like red. So when I go
to like a weight. What am I tall like like when I went to the V.A. they have these little
waiting areas and there's little chairs and they're kind of like in the middle of nowhere.
I think it's a red rope and put it all around me and then take off my mask and say don't
go with my bubble. Well when this whole thing started everybody six minutes stay out of
my little very when this whole thing started there were places I think it was a restaurant
that had an outdoor deck and what they had is they had these like inner tube things that
you could put over your show. That my guy provided the six foot but it was also like
a table so you could eat your food or stand there. Yeah. And it was looks like they were
wearing an inner tube. It was ridiculous. Some of them they were. It was like a huge
circle bar top. It was like wearing a where this day you put suspenders on. We laugh now
but I mean they had a band in their own little tents on stage. Each the orchestra. Oh yeah.
Every single kid playing an instrument was inside of a little tent. We are going to look
back in time and we're going to look at the high school kids that were traumatized by
putting a fucking mask on a planet clarinet through it. You know I don't think it will
be the high school. It's going to be the first second third fourth graders. The floutest
that had a mask with the hole cut out through their mouth. It's like. It's absolutely ridiculous.
Like what the fuck. Like you're defeating the purpose of the rest of this. Like a million
percent. It's like so stupid. Didn't Pfizer all their studies get leaked. Yeah. I haven't
read it. Have you read anything. I did not but I heard the summary was there were it
failed the trials. Enough people got hurt hurt injured vaccine injuries that it failed
the trial. And my brother was telling me and that's the one that got approved by the FDA.
Right. Well all three of them got approved by the FDA and all through. Why do you think
they're trying to hide the documentation. Remember they said it would be five hundred
years for them to get around to releasing all this documentation. Right. Because they're
trying to hide it from the public. They've been trying to work on M.R.N.A. vaccines forever
and they couldn't get it past the animal trials is what my brother was telling me. So right.
And he's like biochemist. He's a he is a former molecular biologist. But but more importantly
he's always been totally anti vaccine like like any vaccine. You know what I mean. Like
he's an anti vaxxer anti vaxxer. There are there are factions like that where you'll
see. And if before this whole covid bullshit happened you heard about the anti vax families.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Where you'd have you know they wouldn't give them the MMR or any of that
stuff. That's right. You'd have outbreaks of mumps and measles at these schools because
their kids weren't. And there is there's big outrage about it. Well and Hollywood is a
big anti vaxxer. Well what about like historically people that are like big anti vaxxers which
is hugely wealthy like Microsoft and Bill Gates and Amazon. They don't vaccine their
kids. Right. The dudes that own Walmart. They don't vaccine their kids. Right. So A.E. pie
is not vaccinated. A.E. pie. Is that the son's name. I think you're mispronouncing it but
yes close. Yeah I think it's. I don't know. It's like the symbol that is Prince. Yeah.
Well yeah. Formerly known. So I find it fascinating that it is like a sorority of return to court.
You know it's like hey I'm at the HEPA HEPA fighting house. You know I was so baffled by
that. Hey did you get tickets to. Oh yeah we saw him. He was awesome. But he was still
called. What was stupid is how do you. Is everyone still called a prince. No I should
say that's so dumb. That was the beauty of what he did. No there's no beauty in what
he did. No it was because the only way you can describe him is the artist formerly known
as Prince. So he still got to use his name and it's still fucked with the contract. Remember
he changed his name to that logo so that he didn't have to pay those guys all the money.
Oh I didn't hear anything. It was all contract. That was all contractual because he was kind
of like fuck you. I've been making my own music forever. You know he got roped in early
17 18 years old. He was he's a musician. He's a major songwriter. Major songwriter. I cannot
believe all the shit he wrote. He's dead. He's dead. He overdo it. Like Tom Petty. Is
it fentanyl. Yeah actually I think it was. Was it fentanyl. Yeah he died in the plane
and they couldn't revive him right. Was he not on a plane. I don't think he was on an
airplane. I don't know how did Prince die. You're thinking of Juice WRLD. I don't know
who that is. Long long time ago. I don't believe that's real. That's really his stage name.
Juice WRLD. He's a rapper. What. Bill Joel. John. John McClane. McClane. Right. Don McClane.
Don McClane. Isn't that the the cop. The music. John McClane. No that was Die Hard. Yeah.
John McClane. Yeah. Wow. Check me out. Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levy.
I don't like that song. I don't either. Well it's eight minutes and 32 seconds. I was going
to say eight minutes is what does me in on that song. It's highly repetitive. Well anyways
the song talks about all of those the days. Prince. No not Prince. But there was a big
you know. Fentanyl. Bunch of guys that died. Buddy Holly. So Prince death. Randy Rhoades.
The singer died of a fentanyl painkiller overdose. You are mixing two major pop stories right
there. Prince dying from an overdose is not the same thing as Buddy Holly dying in a plane
wreck. But you know Jeff died in the aircraft and then I was like Buddy Holly died in the
aircraft. I started singing the song from Don McClane. So did Randy Rhoades. Well actually
with Buddy Holly was he on the same plane as Randy Rhoades. There was like a group of
people on the same plane. No it was the Big Bopper. It was Buddy Holly and there was one
other person. Richie Valens. Richie Valens. Richie or Richie. Richie. Wasn't he the La
Bamba guy. So the Prince death singer died of fentanyl painkiller overdose. How do we
not in a recording studio. We should have an LP. We just start a boy band. We got to
start a boy band. Called Backbeat. Yeah. The middle age boy band. We would look like those
hippo ballerinas in Walt Disney. Wow. Okay. Way off track. Leonard Skinner also died in
airplane crash. Hey who was the golfer that the plane was still flying. Oh man can you
imagine that. They were going to shoot that thing down if it got close to like. Well they
all died because of oxydeficiation. Yes. You got that. You alright. I think you're experiencing
that right now. I think our smoke wagons getting to me. That was super scary. That went on
for hours. They were like they couldn't contact the plane. They didn't know who was in it
and then they figured out it was. How did that happen by the way. They lost. They lost
oxygen. They lost pressure. They lost. They suffocated. Depressurized. Depressurized.
Yes. Yeah and they couldn't breathe because they were five miles. And so it was on autopilot
and eventually it ran out of fuel. Did it fall in the ocean. No no no. Fell into like
a grain field like a wheat. A wheat field. Did they follow it all the way down. They
did. Apparently they were basically on each side of it and if it was going to go into
a major metropolitan area they were going to shoot the damn thing down because they
knew they were already dead. So the genius about what Prince did really was the fact
that. Well that's it. So he was kind of like he had a contract and it was just like how
you get 3 percent. We get 97 percent. Where they would get like all these these fantastic
singers fantastic performers and they would reel them in and they would end up taking
like 80 percent. I had no idea. Yes. That he did that to basically try to outsmart the
contractual a-holes in wherever. Because on America Top 40 Casey Kasem the artist formerly
known as Prince with his next song on his black album on the black album there were
it was black. There were no letters. There was nothing. Was that the Batman. It was a
black. No this is way before that. So it was a black album with a black label and a black
jacket and that's it. It did say anything on it. Why. Okay there it is. Why did Prince
change his name to a symbol. That was Purple Rain. Now that was way before that was before
that. Purple Rain was first. Little Nicky. Darling Nicky. Or Darling Nicky. There's a
symbol it looked like a man and a woman signaled symbol together right. Scroll down. Yeah.
That's the artist formerly known as Prince. But it's genius because he gets to represent
himself as a symbol but yet he still can use his name Prince because that's artist formerly
known as Prince. It's a huge middle finger to the. It said the name change was actually
a shrewd attempt to anger that which Prince most hated his record record label. There
you go. Bunch of greedy sons of bitches Warner Brothers music division with the name change
but he hinted as many times at the fact that he returned to using the name Prince in 2000.
Well if you remember after he had been released from his contract. Well I remember if you
remember he shaved the word slave into his beard. I don't know it was in reference to
being a slave to record labels. You know I think I think I'm wrong. I'm sorry to interrupt.
I think I'm wrong. I'm looking up here in 1989. I think the Batman soundtrack is this
Batman soundtrack in the 1989 with Prince. That may have been. I don't recall any of
the songs on that album. I don't either. Oh yeah. There's a whole the whole song. Not
on the black album Batman album. I don't think they had Batman song. Yes they had. He had
a version of it. Producer please pull up the Prince version of Batman. I've got to hear
this. Yeah it's got some of the old Batman sound. I really enjoy like he sampled a bunch
of stuff. Prince played with the traveling Woolburys. So I say no. Who was Roy Orbison.
Both of us. That was a resounding no. Roy Orbison. Roy Orbison. Well because they played a they
they played a remake by the Paul McCartney Bob Dylan. And he was jamming on the guitar.
He had a guitar solo that was just off the hook. He was an amazing artist. You know he
wrote manic Monday for the Bengals. I didn't know that. Why are we listening to this. This
is the horror version. Something horrible is happening here. I don't know. We're watching
a little bit. I don't know what's going on here. The original. There it is. Prince Party
Man extended version. Yeah it's it's kind of a beating of a song if you ask me. Yeah.
Yeah I don't remember it. Oh there's that girl that. This is totally some 80s show.
This is big time 80s. So we've got a cliche 80s. Everyone's wearing 80s outfits and everyone's
got a half white face. Excuse me. And Paul bent over. That was not me. And then you have
some penguin dudes in purple. All hail to the new king. I've never seen this. I have. Party
man. Party man. Yeah I'm about to. What the hell is this? I mean it's kind of like a Jim
Carey Riddler kind of approach. He's super super short isn't he? Oh yeah. Interesting.
So Prince comes in and starts dancing and flames shoot up. Oh my god. Points at the
band. They kick it in. Starts dancing by himself with his little short legs and all. Got the
crazy. Oh he did get the. He did get the. He did get the crack. He did that one thing
when he jumps in the air and then does the splits where all of us are like we're going
to rip our balls on the table. Oh this is not Batman. This is Party Man. Yeah that's
the same thing. This is not the Batman one. You know what though. That's all right. No
put the Batman one on. I want to hear that now. I think I've had too much Prince already.
Well not. Well real Prince isn't anything like that. The Bat Dance that's what it's called.
The Bat Dance. I believe. Wow. This is also six minutes and 50 seconds. Yeah.
Let's see if we can get to eight seconds and then shut it off. What is the bourbon
particular. It's a smoke wagon. Uncut. Uncut. Unfiltered. It's very tasty.
Yeah this is it. This is the beating of a song. Yeah it is. So this is Prince with the Batman.
The dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. Welcome to first half. Yeah of Batman.
By Prince. What is happening. Okay. Yeah. I can't shut this off fast enough. I can't do this. Yeah.
Yeah it was a terrible song. Wow. Not a highlight. All right so did we did talk about our first
Monday experience last week right. We did. I think we should cover the bourbon real quick.
We should. Smoke wagon. Oh thank you for finding that man. I was looking all over for that. Where
did you find that Mr. Producer. Breaking bourbon. Breaking bourbon. I'm going to get in with a
little wink. I look at them quite a bit. All right so they got the broken. They have the bourbon.
Just a little bit. I want to know if it says. Three different categories. The nose, the palate,
and the finish. All right. So first of all Paul did you want to tell you. Well no no I didn't. I
mean to kind of take a look. Destroy MGP. Are we sure this is the right thing here. Yeah it's MGP.
They don't destroy their shit. Scroll up a little bit. Scroll up a little bit. They don't distill their stuff.
There you go. Look at that. There it is. That's the bottom. So first of all this very bottle is.
It's a dark amber. The bottle. The bottle by itself is dark amber. Very sexy. Embossed and has some
floral. Go up a little bit Mr. Producer so we can see the bottom. It's got a floral. Is that floral.
Yeah it's probably it's from Nevada so it's probably like cacti kind of yucca stucco little
flowers that popping up out of there. Yeah. Yeah boss. It's got a fantastic label. Yucca
flowers sticking out of. And it looks like it's got a seal up there with is that two pistols.
It looks like two pistols. Yeah it is. Anyway they're in Vegas so when we go to Vegas we should
try to hit the smoke wagon. The agency distillers. So this is smoke wagon. It's uncut. It's unfiltered.
It's straight bourbon Las Vegas whiskey and when you when you pour this in the glass we first we
first you know popped. I was kind of honestly I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna tell them. We popped the cork
off and it didn't make the noise. It made no. It was like a loose. I wanted I wanted the noise like
I was pulling a thumb out of a butt. Just a you know. Hold on when you pull a thumb out of a butt
does it make that noise. No it does not. In fact I'm going to retract. I did not say any of that.
Take a vacuum in there right. So you do it. They didn't have the cork didn't have a cork sound. It
was very anticlimactic like we were discussing but anyways we pulled the pop off of this thing. I
I made two very large generous borings offerings and you guys were going to fill up. I'll take
well because of the proof. Yeah. So what. I don't see none of you go down the proof. I'm working on
it is one that you want to know ours. Ours is ours. It's like 118 118. It's it's fucking high.
There's a bottle behind Jeff. Turn around and grab that bottle for a second. There you go. It's it's
almost 120. It's 59.19 so it's 119.38 proof. Damn. These guys just about broke the bottle.
My God you slammed it down. What's wrong with you. You have like post-traumatic syndrome.
What is that syndrome when you don't feel your hands or you don't feel your arms or something.
Well what are you supposed to do. Yeah you lay it down. Well I mean just kind of gently.
It's a bottle. Have we all right. Have we have we given our listeners a background on
on Jeff's problem with the bourbon. The mash is 60 percent corn. It's it. Look this one is extremely
high in rye and surprisingly we like it. Wow. We don't like it like this but it's a 30 36 rye 36
percent rye in four malted barley. Usually I like ours weedy but I'm telling you those ryes
growing on me and this one 36. I think we start trying more ryes. Well I mean it doesn't have to
be rye whiskeys. Sure. It can be high rye. Like rare rare breed makes a rye. Fine smoked wagon.
This batch what batch is this. It's 101. Well it's batch 101. Well he knew this. Batch number 101
bottled October 21st 2021. So that's when it's bottled not how long it's been aged. We're not
sure how long it's been aged. Why don't we know. I don't. They have all this fantastic information
on it but that. Does it say here what they think it may be. Sometimes you'll read it that says we
think it's aged this. It wouldn't surprise me if it's three years. Well here listen to it. It was
founded in 2012. They started releasing bourbon in 2017. So it's four to five years old I bet.
Okay. Is my. Yeah. And then what does it say releasing 21 batches of smoke wagon uncut unfiltered
in 2020 alone. Well it's it's got a great. I give it a. I would I would compare it to Noah's
mill except. Noah's mill. Okay. As far not as far as the taste goes but as far as the quality goes.
I like what's on the stamp. Why don't you read that to us Jeff. It's in Latin. It says there's small
batch. I can't read that. There's small batch and uncut filter releases both come with a stamped
wax seal of two cross guns and the phrase Bibbamos Moriendum. Yes. TST denoting drink for we must die
or according to the company drink and enjoy today because we won't be around forever.
I like the drink or we will die. But yeah drink or die. I think they're trying to be politically
correct and not being so probably. So it knows it says the bourbon introduces itself with a rich
and spirited caramel greeting and I definitely got that. I got that too. Yeah it was it was a sweet
nose. I mean for what we all of us came away with is despite the fact that it was very high proof
it did not did not taste it. No not at all. No no. No. I had some I had a little hug in the chest.
When you when you first. Yeah you're right. So when you first open these bottles up that are higher
really. I wouldn't mind having some more. You get that that that pounding of iberpropyl alcohol
you know that's kind of like Jesus man you can sanitize stuff with that.
What are you trying to tuck yourself out of more. I don't know. We were just to. Well how about you
get something that's not three thousand proof. A million proof. Yeah. Well I can wait till intermission.
Can you? I mean you have a beer. Oh okay you do. I have a beer it's okay. I mean it's just really
good. We're talking about it and it tasted great. I thought I'd have some more. Pour a little.
But that's okay. I'll pour a little. All right just give me a little. I don't trust you. How much is left in the bottle?
It's gone. It's gone. No we did not drink. That's good. Jesus. Oh Sean's like I need more now.
Oh it's it's. No I I feel like that's a lot before we even came up here. So we drank half the bottle.
I would put this as an A. Yeah this is definitely an A. I like it. Yeah and I'll tell you you guys
uh you put one single uh cube in yours. I put two and it's in my great opinion. I like mine even
more than you like yours. You can't say that. That's it's just my opinion. You're right that's not
misinformation. It's my opinion. I'm gonna cancel you. Take you off YouTube for that. Son of a bitch.
Yeah sure. So anyway the the palette. A whirlwind of sweet fruity and dark flavors hit all at once
creating a confusing yet impactful sip. Sweet caramel combined with raspberry. It's caramel.
Caramel. Did it say confusing? Uh yeah confusing. A confusing yet impactful sip. Yeah so there's a
leather. Hold on and dark flavors hit all at once creating a confusing yet impact. What the hell?
I don't know. Are you wooed? Sometimes it just drives me nuts about how how clever they try to be in
these descriptions. It's not confusing. It's yeah we try to figure out what's in the fucking bourbon.
Why don't you just fucking tell us. So the last so the last sentence kind of hits that again.
Combined with the wonderful buttery mouthfeel which it does uh this assembly creates an enjoyable and
memorable sip albeit a somewhat chaotic one. Chaotic. Chaotic taste. You're gonna break your watch.
All right well it was good. It was good and the price point on this one even though MSRP says 60
I believe it was close to 75. I'm thinking you pocketed some of the money. No you saw the receipt.
I'm thinking you fudged that little doctor a little photoshop on there. Yeah I'm gonna grab an extra five.
My what do you call it what was that liquid the stuff you sniffed in high school?
Liquid. Fart smell. No the white stuff. Liquid whiteout. Whiteout. Liquid paper right? Liquid
paper or whiteout. Yeah both they were both right. Yeah it's the stuff kids don't know about. People sniffed
that shit. Oh we used to smell it. Of course just like markers. I mean we didn't get high on it.
Well what's what do you what do you what are you saying? That's what some kids did. Okay so some
people were getting high off of sniffing it some weren't. What the hell you realize you have to
open up a five gallon bucket of whiteout to get high on it? Okay well that's a lot. What do they call
that? Buy a five gallon bucket of it. What do they call that when they is it snuffing where they spray
it in a bag and put the bag? Yeah no that's a real thing. Is that what you used to do?
No I never used to do that. No like oil-based spray paint spray in a bottle and then put it on their face
and then walk around town with like blue nose and mouth and they're like hey look there's a panda.
Yeah no there'd be kids that would be like you know sniffing sniffing the whiteout and the teachers
have to like collect it up or like. You joke but this is a real thing. Like it's a real thing. I'm talking about
the other I mean whether these people were smoking like in El Paso when I lived there you go downtown
Paso there's like some some hood rats down there where you know they they come out of the
the bowels down with mouths and they're going what the fuck's going on over there and I mean
when I'm referring to their face because they're sniffing they would spray paint into a bag
okay and then they put the bag up to their face so they'd inhale it and they would inhale the fumes.
Make your mouth do what? Well paint. There was paint so you got a can of spray paint and it could be any color.
It could be you know but their mouths were normal just had covered with paint. They should have got
clear coat but it was just clear coat. Then it was some shellac then it looked like my ex-girlfriend's face.
It's all shiny and flaky. A bunch of spermicide. Oh come on. God. What? Why do you have to say that?
What? Shellac is not spermicide is it? No it's not. Shooting out of his ween spermicide? Wow.
I don't know. Well okay. All right so we're done with the bourbon.
Anyway I highly recommend the smoke wagon and I'm going to be out in Nevada in about a month.
I do like the shellac word. Nice. So I mean it's not going to be as easy for me because I'm flying
but I'll see what I can't find. You can use that as a verb too. Hey do they have distilleries down there?
I looked. Where were you going? Yeah I was going to say Nevada is very large. You're flying into where?
I'm flying to the Reno and I'm going about an hour and a half south of that. So where? God.
Because this is in Vegas. What is this happening? This is in Vegas. Yeah smoke wagons in Vegas. Yeah but when
are you doing this? April 21st. God dang. 21st 22nd. I'm gonna have to crash. Well we were talking
about doing a Vegas weekend. Why were we doing? Was there was some sort of convention? I don't know.
There was a convention. There was a whiskey convention. That's right. For 300 bucks we
got out there and enjoyed like 300. Oh is it over? Yeah it was last year. Well I mean they have one this year.
Well we need to find out one of those and get on it because they had a limited
ticket account for the VIP which you get a private dinner like 10 course dinner and a bunch of
whiskies and all the sommeliers or whatever the hell they whiskey. Sommelians. Sommelians.
So yeah it's interesting. It is. I mean are we sommeliers now? I mean we have our own podcast.
I mean we're renowned around the world. We're getting there. I mean we have at least three
listeners. One two three. Well but one on each continent. I mean we did have someone in India
listening to us. We did not. Yes. Maybe I announced it on my on my on my India call. You probably did.
I probably did. And the lead QA guy was like what is this?
All right well they also they've got something else coming up here. It's too bad we don't
produce our podcast quick enough for to share with our listeners but they've got the the is
it the Blue Bonnet Beer Festival? We're doing it this weekend. That's coming up this weekend. Are
you in Arkansas or Tier 1ing or something like that? I have nothing this weekend. Right you're
going. But it is a Saturday. It's kind of an awful limited time. Friday and Saturday and
Friday. Well she's gonna invite. And Monday and. Well Sean and I are gonna go to the Blue Bonnet.
We're gonna go. What the hell? When were you gonna talk to me about this? Well we weren't.
Oh really? What the hell? All right so look. I'm the foil. Before we before we brought you into the
circle we uh Jeff. Oh wow. Before dudes like us became you know dudes like us it was just dudes
like us. It's Jeff and I. We were like the dudes. Really? Yeah then we found a do-dead. No. Anyway
so the Blue Bonnet Beer Festival Jeff and I both uh participated in it. It's basically it was at
the Civic Center in downtown. It was in Irving right? It was in Irving and it's by the Dallas
Fort Worth airport in the in the Civic Center. So basically. Is it this year? No. Uh we got it. I
gotta figure it out. I try googling right now and it's it's taking me to Ennis. I don't know why
Ennis Texas. It's not Ennis. I like Ennis. It's at the Sheraton Hotel. Live at Buckeyes. Somewhere in
Dallas Texas is the Blue Bonnet Beer Festival. So anyway we're gonna be going. We're hopefully
gonna be going this weekend. So we're gonna cordially invite you if you'd like to participate
with that. It's beer. What's the beer festival? I was gonna say what happens there? Okay. But basically it's 35 bucks to get in. You get like a little glass and you walk around to
this booth and all you do is sample the beers. You know and you don't have to get shit faced. You just
sample the beers. But you do. And you feel like shit. Well I did anyway. Dude we were drinking.
Dude we had. We tried all of them. We had a different frame of mind back then.
We did. We had a different frame of mind. We were kind of like. I'm going to get fucked up. Yeah.
We're 24 years old. That frame of mind has converted from what we were doing like like bourbon
right now. Now the deal with bourbon is like how how high can we get the bourbon and it tastes good.
And that's kind of where we're at. We find that little happy pocket. Well that's where we were
with the beer. It's because the regular four and a half percent alcohol beer just isn't going to
quite cut it. But it was so we were like all right let's do a ten and a half quadruple ale. 12 percent.
11. Then we start getting into the sours. And you're drinking it at the same rate as you would
a normal. Well you have little cups right. The dark the imperial stouts and then this shit starts
getting thick higher and higher and alcohol. Gross. That sounds gross to me. And next thing you know
Jeff and I are 300 pounds. Yes. That's how it happened. It was craft beer. I swear I put on
that's what it was. I put on 15 20 pounds when I had my craft beer phase. Just from one festival.
And I still went on. Yes. No but what we noticed you know who the professionals were because they
were pretzel necklaces. Yes we are getting those. Pretzel. Yes so they basically go to the stores
and they get like a rose gold string and they run it through a bunch of pretzels. So you just get
like a bunch. You get like a pretzels. It helps them snack. Oh yeah. Plus because after 10 beers
you're like man I need something to eat. And these people just like casually eating a pretzel. You're
just like man I would love to have that pretzel necklace. Oh yeah. It just sounds so bad. Because
you're drunk. That's when I would encourage that little three foot suspenders little thing that you
put on and it keeps you three feet from people. You know. You could have like beer nuts. You have a
little chest in front of you. A little table. That way you can set some assortments up. I would want
some mustards to dip my thing. Maybe a couple cheeses. So your concessions. Some stone ground
mustard. Mobile concessions guy. No I don't want to sell anything. I'm just saying I want to be able
to eat it. Have some appetizers. Have some sliced salami sitting out there. Some oysters.
He's got a whole set up. Your own little buffet. Some mobile buffet right in front of you.
If I want to go over there and drink some German beer I got some broccian salami and some cheese
is ready to roll with some German Dijon mustard. Wow yeah that's a lot. That's a lot going on there.
Well are women invited to this? No. No. That took no time at all. He didn't even think about it. He was like no.
Are women no? I'm sorry. I guess I'm drunk. Yeah. Yeah your two cube two cube glasses.
It's funny. Yeah of course if Shelly wants to go but you know she's not going to like it. She's
going to be unhappy and sniping the whole time. Oh my god. She is not like that. Dude she was like
the entire time we were at the the Monday thing we went to. Only with you. Does she like the dark
beers the IPAs and all that shit? Because they're all craft beer. That's true but she was still like that
even without me. So anyway if she would if she'll enjoy the beer the reason I said no is because I
don't think she would enjoy the types of beer. What if we. Dude there's going to be a bunch of
fat fucking dudes there. Yeah. She's not going to have a good time there. There's tons of families
and couples and. Let go of the beer festivals. Yes they go to Oktoberfest all the time. This is not like that.
This is not like that. Oh this is different than Oktoberfest. This is like hardcore beer. Yeah.
No dude this is like you show up in a building and they have a hundred booths. Imagine going to a
restaurant booth restaurant the the the taste of Addison or something like that and they've got all
these different restaurants that sponsor different booths and they offer their food. This is the same
thing but with beer and beer only. There's no amusement park rides. There's no music. There's
no karaoke in the corner. Interesting. They're just in a hotel conference room. Yeah these these people that
are they're beer enthusiasts that want to go out there and sample the beer. Hey guess what I've got
this new black robe red velvet beer I'm going to sample for the rest of the world. Why don't they have that for bourbon?
Why can't we find one of these things for bourbon? They do but we missed it last year. It cost two hundred seventy five dollars three
hundred twenty five dollars to get in. Fuck it let's do the bourbon trail one weekend. In Kentucky? That was in Las Vegas. Yeah
that was in Las Vegas. That was in Vegas yeah. Did you find it? How long does it take to drive to Kentucky from here?
To get to Memphis Tennessee is eight hours. Okay. To get to Louisville it's 15 hours to get to Cincinnati so
you're probably 12 13 hours to get to Louisville. Piece of cake. Oh look at that the producer found it
36 annual blue bonnet brew off. Anal. What? That's what you just said. I said annual. You said
anal. I would not say Galey I would not say. You full on said anal. You said I've done anal 36 times.
Yes. That's the blue bonnet brew off. And it always makes this noise.
Boop. The fuck outta here. March 18th and 19th at the DFW Sheraton Hotel. Tell you what
tell you what I've had some extremely delicious beers there. There were and but look if
Shelly wants to come graciously accept her. If it's a dudes like us event it's a dudes like us event.
It is an absolute this is a okay what do they call that okay what do they call that a dick fest
pecker fest a sausage party sausage party there you go wow yeah it's not okay with that I just
thought it was like taste of Addison no it's okay if it's not like taste of Addison then okay no
it's the one we only went once and you go in there and they have these little booze do you remember
the Merlin remember the uh velvet velvet Merlin oh I don't think I'm gonna actually it was the
velvet Merkin was that what was working yeah because the velvet Merlin gets released the
velvet Merkin is a special little murkier you know what a murkin is don't you is that one of
those little freaking little soft little fish little cray shell it's a pubic wig what anyway
hold on a pubic wig a wig made out of made up pubic hair a murkin a murkin is shut the hell
up hold on mr producer yes you have to look it up for I thought a murkin was one of those uh
m-e-r-k-i-n I think oh I'm looking at m-u-r-k-o-o-o got a murlock m-e-r-k-i-n a wig made out of
pubic hair is what is on the table at the moment you spelled it wrong okay well we have to why
don't you look up wig of pubic hair oh hold on that's gonna be like m-e-r-murkin is that that's
gonna be like what is that called the sick there see oh no oh no no I went again no no no
okay well get off of images oh Jesus get off of images immediately and go to all go to all
all right here we go murkins is uh let's see here it's a pubic wig what is that worn by sex workers
after shaving their version shaving their mom's pubis and are now this is as decorated erotic
what oh god never mind I can't emphasize how vulgar this is okay but we need to go back to the
store here why why would you know that why why do I know any of this shit possibly know what a murkin
is Sean I need you to back me on how do I know what supine is what the hell is how do I know what
what the peniculum is and the archituthis and you just read you read oh the books you read talk
about murkins and he emerged from the room with his murkin and I said it was down oh my that's a
murkin quite a murkin is very impressive so what like what books do you read when they talk about
I've been over and his murkin fell out so like when they were like it was the size of our
archituthis like today if they make a movie about the 70s and there's a nude scene that dude it
check is gonna have a huge bush it's a murkin no no no but they're they're literally talking about
a wig so yes and you adhere it to your your junk so what are you saying this these are for women
that shave their stuff on a regular cycle I guess and they go hit a nudist colony and they like I
feel kind of uncomfortable it's sort of like a guy that wants to put on a falsie correct I don't want
them to see my my yeah I want my Philadelphia steak sandwich to be a little covered up so they
put a little little murkin on there made of pubic hair why can't they just freaking wear a thong
well here's the thing people that donate their hair for wigs all the time I mean if you could
donate pubic hair for murkins I guess that's a thing I don't know how you grow those today
how do they harvest those well your pubes grow like I get that so I mean are these people that
are like in comas or is that just can't manicure themselves or is this how do they it's like a farm
coma patients oh my god can you that is a good way for families to make money that's the giveback
that they have for being in a coma hey well you know what we're gonna harvest your pubes every
six months well you know they talk about college like shearing a sheep you know but there are I
wonder if her back counts back here get some big old dude well actually if they're in a coma they'd
probably be skinny I don't know anyway so college kids make extra money by donating blood donating
plasma donating sperm there you go and they can now donate murkins Preston could sell his he could
probably grow a murkin in four hours Preston's like a fucking Chewbacca I was gonna say yeti
he's like uh you know the santa claus he's the except in pubic hair right lord yeah it was
disturbing this got dark besides all this stuff you know the number one reason why you're dying
right now we talked about murk hey do you know the number one reason ukrainians are dying right now
oh really this is the left turn you're gonna do look I heard this and it blew my fucking mind
what do you think the number one reason ukrainians are dying right now what do you think starvation
huh starvation what do you think jeff stds wow who hurt you that is a dark dark joke even for this
podcast uh starvation is starvation is pretty close but you know look people are probably water
they're dying of thirst and they're dying of the sickness that comes along with drinking
uh unclean water that dysentery a dysentery and all there's a whole laundry level that's unbelievable
well you think about it they're crazy their whole infrastructure is shot yeah it is shot and you
think about it like for decades yeah like like like if putin really wants uh ukraine he's gonna
go in there it's gonna be demolished right and he gets to rebuild the whole damn thing he doesn't
care and he's gonna be dead but here's the thing um you know when you when you think of putin putin
is he's a communist but he's on the liberal side no no he's a dictator he's a dictator he's a
dictator the person at the top of the communist chain he doesn't even care about communism as long
as they're in charge well the thing is is he well he okay so his advisors one of them his name is uh
uh god damn it alexander gawgwender plus i think it was alexander google or something like that
anyways he's a traditionalist he's a traditionalist communist and uh it it's just ugly what the fuck
he's 73 years old who yeah putin yeah so here we go no he he turned 70 this year i think
where the hell 73 come from then your mouth i don't know no i mean that's what i don't know
well look on look on the truthful fact-checked wikipedia yeah to be sure i thought he was 69
about to be 70 again i could be wrong he said he's five three same as uh jeff sessions 69 yeah 69
all right he's not even 70 yet what the hell is why well no wonder he's doing this invasion so
sick of this fake fucking media shit because when i read stuff to prep for things and you read stuff
frustrating you read stuff to prep for podcast once in a blue moon you know i was out there today
and on instagram to post looking at our our account or whatever you want to call it and
one of the things that if you go to find there'll be all kinds of random stuff and there was a there
was a an account from ukraine and the picture was of a dead russian soldier in the street
okay and there were multiple pictures and they said you know we we own our own we're not talking
about whiskey because i think because we we show a lot of whiskey and this ukrainian account would
kind of do what we're doing right show a whiskey this is what we're drinking and stuff like that
gotcha they said we're not drinking whiskey right now but this is what we're dealing with right and
they show their their homes and their buildings are destroyed and the very first picture was the
picture of a dead russian soldier face down and you could tell he was dead right he had some shit
going on and in the in the write-up they said uh yeah the then the russian soldier was dead in
the street for three days the dogs finally came and got him drug him to the woods and ate him
yeah they're not even burying the dead is what i've yeah so that's what they said they said they're
not even burying their dead they're leaving them and the dogs eat them right so there's so this guy
he may have a family he does have a family and and he's probably 22 years old scared well it's
probably 18 yeah he's 17 yeah he's 16 he might be and no one's gonna know what happened to him
right now he got eaten by dogs right right i mean that's fucked up man that's what's totally
fucked up about this whole thing is that they are young russian soldiers that are ill-equipped
ill-trained and didn't weren't even told that they were going to be killing their countrymen
right who are cousins friends neighbors yeah their own family right i mean unbelievable this
is unbelievable you know um nancy pelosi made some comments about um putin's residences
saying that they were uh she used some weird word but basically he lives in the chateau
i don't remember what she said but whatever it was it was like it like a compound just he has
several residences that are elegant compounds right i mean can you imagine the guy's been in power
with camp david forever and you know anybody that that uh man he needs to be taken out
oh yeah but the thing is he's so paranoid right now i don't think you can get close to him
i disagree i i think if there's a will there's a way and if he got fucking bullets i can travel
over a mile you can take his ass out is he going outside dude i mean i don't know i mean i don't
know you don't see him unless it's i would imagine a picture right now right now there are very very
rich people in russia that are very upset with him oh yeah uh so it wouldn't surprise me if he
is on the highest state of personal security alert that should tell him something he doesn't care he
doesn't well he doesn't he doesn't because he'll he'll kill euthanize kill the whole whole tribes
well you've heard what what he is threatening and he they said that they're going to do
as they take over these towns they're going to set up these kangaroo courts they're going to try
the residents and hang them in the streets that's what that's what pundits in russia want them to do
as well correct public hangings so uh really on a side note with your 2022 jumping from the residents
that live there um the united states has admitted that i think i brought this up in a past podcast
that there were some bio labs yeah and uh but i said three it turns out there's 30 oh yeah 30 bio
labs right that's insane really yeah that's crazy three zero that's crazy and you know all the shit
that's going on there no one knows really but you know what's going on in there there's so much
shadiness going on by the american elites in russia in ukraine well i think i feel much shady i think
i think what we forget in all this is ukraine was an extremely corrupt country yes and we're
kind of forgetting forgetting that aspect of this because i should say the government is the people
that live there are like us they're like anybody else they're just like the government is an
extremely corrupt organization and you've got the children of major politicians going in there and
and working with the children of other major politicians inside their countries like hunter
biden well and perry uh and uh pelosi perry uh rick perry the governor not rick perry i'm sorry
misspoke uh does governor uh kevin perry uh damn it wagner oh john carry john carry thank you the
climate oh the cycle he is john carry idiot he doesn't get it yeah his quote about uh i'm really
worried about the impact of this war on the climate no i'm like um i'm telling you these people
gives a shit about what you're saying right now well on top of that it's just i mean i don't want
to be the i'm not the authority obviously who is the authority i mean i guess that guy that on uh
on the cnn show uh the guy that created the weather channel you know he's the theory on it
but when you've got when you've got the people when you go to antarctica and you core down um
two three hundred feet and you're pulling these these columns of ice out and they're analyzing
the ice they analyze where they're there's that word again they're anally well they look and they
say there's no shit and they're like you know they could they can tell what's going on they could
they can they can they know how um we should okay just like rings of a tree it is and so they're
like no what what you're saying is not true and the are you talking about just general global
warming and yeah the global warming and the climate change that they're they're trying to
say that's going on it's just simply not i know you know and we we can debate this forever but
yeah we've been going through the ice ages and the warming and cooling warming and cooling the big
concern that that if any if you're going to throw a a uh a far uh stretched uh story out that that
could happen in the near future um i would say it would be the equinox i mean because we're i don't
know how old the the planet is as far as uh that's the process when you are taking us uh um the earth
is rotating right and it goes like 13 000 years 14 000 years i don't know and then all of a sudden
it stops and then starts spinning the other way and that's the equinox so and that's they they
got a little bubble in there they really call it the uh where it's off center just a little bit
and um anyways i believe that's what they can ask what are you going to do yeah that's our clock
so we've got a timer oh that's nice it's not a timer i'm not sure i'm not sure that the earth
i don't i'm not sure there's proof that the earth stops spinning that makes no sense what
what stops it goes the other way no that i would he said yeah i don't think there's evidence of that
i think what there's evidence of is the magnetic field reversing oh that's that's what it was
sorry so it's spinning it just stops we off keep flying we get flung off that's what happened to
the dinosaurs they got ejected yeah it's like a slink that was that was like a trebuchet yeah
there is proof of that uh and and a really good proof of that is when um magma comes up from the
ocean floor magma magma when magma comes up from the ocean floor it has iron iron in it and iron is
magnetized right right so it automatically in a liquid when it's in liquid form like shoot at you
if you had a magnet no i don't know so would magma come shooting at you yes magma so the
wobbling of the magma bullets magma bullets no but but basically the iron the iron atoms orient
with the magnetic pole right and then when that was like a geologist right yeah and then when the
magma cools because it's in the ocean floor right it doesn't take long it comes up in the water and
it freezes it basically it pins those iron atoms in in place so some are going this way and the
really old stuff's going the other way exactly right so what is that's how they can prove if the
polar over time so if the polarity changes are you insinuating that toilets in the northern
northern hemisphere versus the southern are going to start rotating the opposite way they don't no
no no no that's the spin nothing rotates north becomes south south becomes north and is almost
instantaneous well yeah but what about the toilets that has to do with the tilt of the earth no that's
the wobble no no no no magnetic north magnetic south well yeah but you're still going to be in
the north weather-wise you'd still be the north all right well this is good stuff so you're saying
the equinox has nothing to do with the earth and its rotation as everything to do with the polarity
of the north and south well i've actually never heard it called equinox but but i know that
throughout history the the polar the magnetic field going around the earth reverses interesting
and so does and when that happens you you have catastrophic continental divides i don't know
i don't i'm not sure they know exactly what happens i think they think that for one for one deal the
the magnetic fields provide protection to the earth and in the brief period that it does switch
north goes to south south goes to north and when it reverses um there the earth could be exposed
i think is what i like yeah like radiation radiation yeah like solar radiation i'm not for sure on that
but i think that was one of them but they're not really sure how long the process takes and they
don't know what the impact would be but they know what's happened in the past so but no nothing
happens i'm sure i'm sure if it starts to happen they'd blame the white man they would or trump
or trump no it's not in the sorry mother it's definitely trump you know what this i mean no
this has been going on way before that we talk about dan quail had or who was the other guy the
the other uh vice president um he's fat now uh gail no uh god damn it gail vice president he
almost won with bush almost won with bush what the fuck no no no no it's quail the guy that's
misspelled tomatoes or potatoes now you have now you have kamala compare kamala to the tomato
thing oh my god tomato my god dan quail was bush no i'm not talking about dan quail i'm talking
about cheney was the other bush not cheney the other one but uh who was the guy okay you're
talking about bush was reagan's vice president senior or bush i'm talking about the the the
climate change czar that's a new that's al gore yes thank you oh he's a republican
oh i'm sorry a democrat doesn't matter you said you ran with bush no but wasn't he a vice president
he was for clinton that's my point you should have vice president with bush it's okay well i
misspoke all right all right i do that a lot al gore did the un i am hammered what was it the
un something true inconvenient truth which was loaded with bullshit which was shown to our kids
at school i know with no counterpoint total bullshit and i bitched about it did you oh did
you go you sent an email to the no i went to the school when they were in fifth grade good for you
i told you about that yeah we were escorted out did they say you were terrorist did they lock the
school down should they the teacher agreed with me they stick things in your ass the teacher agreed
is that is that what they do to parents that are unruly i'm just stick things in their ass
no they did not do that to me interesting i'm very upset that they you guys watch this movie
sir you need excuse me bend over do you want lube no lube sir come with us we're going to a back
room we'll talk about it and then they hold you down oh you'll come you'll come oh what the hell
maybe we should take a break or that's a good thing though right feels good oh you got a happy
ending yeah i came here to complain about a movie and i got a happy end yeah but but seriously
hey honey let's go up and do it again this is the stuff is there anything else we can complain
about people need to really take charge on and i think this has been an argument for decades is
the the misdirection they talk about misinformation all the time currently you know how about the
misinformation they're feeding our kids you know i mean if you if you were to come back in time and
start and say hey look man you're teaching our kids a b and c and then 10 years later said hey man look
you were wrong so hold on you're saying if you climbed into delorean and you went 88 miles an
hour and went back in time the first thing you would do is go to the school board meeting
well you play guitar at your prom what i'd bang your mom date your mom wow i wouldn't date her
i'd just bang her your own mom or somebody else no you're i'd be like hey who's your dad in the
movie his mom's coming on to him she was hot though yeah she was kind of what was her name
the actress gosh she was so smoking hot yeah i don't think it matters that whole that whole thing
i mean the concept of what was going on was interesting and it's fun oh but then it got
kind of crazy when you when you start thinking about how uh who is the punk uh leah leah thompson
is that her name leah thompson that's her gosh she was beautiful so the the punk uh the guy that was
the the big bully yeah you know and he turns out to be like the president of the earth or
gif biff you know and he's like hey i was he's like a fucking piece of shit why don't you make
like a tree and get out of here yeah well no that was wrong but i'm talking like on uh back to the
future 15 you know there's only three of them whatever maybe there's the third one it was
ridiculous oh they they totally overdid it like the same oh it was stupid when they went back to
the wild west and it was like what are you chicken like every single movie had the are you chicken and
then i mean just the whole thing was what was that i remember the whole chicken thing remember
he if if anybody called him chicken do biff no the kid the the main star paul impersonated
helicopter real quick a helicopter yeah dude helicopter noise sure dudes like us so how much
time we got left the clock's right there we got like 10 minutes why why why am i doing it oh it
was fun it's very entertaining oh okay i think it's pretty realistic sounding that sounds pretty
good no it's not it's not oh what if i make it go from left to right well it's kind of hard to do
that's not a left it's one microphone damn it so i need two microphones you know we need like four
you know binaural binaural microphone all right here we go anyway yeah so anyways we were talking
about the blue bonnet beard thing so that's this weekend and we're gonna go and i'm really looking
forward to it and plus will wants to go will would like to go to drinks on friday night if you guys
are up to it will will is okay oh my god back feed so i lived in germany yeah this is how long
this relationship is oh i lived in germany and there was a guy and they met that i went to so he
was shooting assault rifle it was in manheim germany and he was a sagittarius summer love
everywhere he was my neighbor shut the fuck up that's how it's just as a neighbor so he was uh he
he was we just hung out with friends i knew him my sister knew his friends my sister knew his brother
i guess i don't know and then when i moved to alpaso his dad went to the same sergeant majors
academy i believe he did i don't know about your neighbors he followed you he's like dad that's my
love so anyways i've known him for a long time and it was just we just kind of connected one time
hey i'm gonna i'm in i've been uh i'm in dallas where are you at i was like wow why'd your voice
get lower i i choked on my own saliva on the delis what you got going on well i was i was
pretending to portray somebody i wasn't yo yo yo man you should hang out i got very high voice
okay yeah anyway when you get excited anyway so he's gonna be in town talk about your your friend
let's not relive that moment oh my god so anyways uh he's gonna be in town so we're gonna go with uh
with will uh halobowicz i'll say his last name because how the fuck are you gonna hear that name
i mean have you ever heard that name in your life no see now everybody knows who he is
halobowicz yeah say twice no anywho we're gonna go out this weekend his brother uh
and maybe his dad i don't know but there's gonna be two or three people out there so
he's gonna come in town friday this friday and he'd like to go have a beer and uh if we can't make
it fine that is what it is uh but on saturday night we're definitely gonna go down there it's
cost 35 bucks to get in and uh they give you a little cup they give you a glass yeah and then
you get shit based on a little glass yes because you have 30 of them challenge you hi try this
cactus this cactus beer it's like it's like four percent it's real low and it's real healthy for
you and then you drink like a thousand of them and they're like all right it's like the power hour
do a shot of beer every minute you're like oh it's not that much that's too much you get
fucked up yeah but here's the deal we need to pay the 35 bucks take the um the the the glass
they give you and they're just smuggling a huge bourbon and just walk around with a bourbon tumbler
and be like yeah i would i told us like i'm going to taste beer i would much rather do that
walk around with a giant glass of bourbon and coke and then i would pay 35 bucks to walk around
with a bourbon i don't care money's not an issue so so let's not not to be a nag here but we have
work to do like we have a cabinet to build and um yeah but there are certain things i'm just saying
when do we we gotta make time for that i think that we have two weeks yeah hey you know what if
we don't make it then fine no our goal is to make this well then we're gonna make it well then we
have to do shit this weekend well we've scheduled a blue bonnet beer thing that's not all day well
they're right it's not all day so we could probably work some during the afternoon and in fact we're
gonna be in irving at the time we go to my in-laws house take showers do a little butt smacking
and then go over to the uh i'm out that's a hard no i wouldn't all right well i'm not gonna smack
your butts i'm gonna smack your own butts shower why are we showering i don't know it's weird let's
go over to your in-laws and shower well yeah dude like if we're gonna be working in a wood shop have
you worked okay this is sheer ignorance oh i thought that i thought we were showering after
drinking beer no we're gonna go to the wood shop and we're spraying on everybody with freaking saw
dust from head to toe you just get the blower yeah don't you have a suction yeah a suction whatever
if we don't shower that's fine you're gonna go in there smelling like maple it'd be like yeah that's
all right seriously we need a plan all right look that sounds like a good plan because we'll all
do this at halftime sounds like all day on a saturday anyway no but that sounds we will already be in
irving right so we just gotta drive out there and i don't know if i could be gone all day that's
what i'm saying with my wife that's what i'm saying all right so what are you saying are you saying
that you would okay that's fine so you want to go out to the uh make the cabinet thing but then
you'll just go home and then hang out with with shelly which is fine no and jeff and i'll go to
the beer thing i'm just gonna go drink the beer no what i'm saying is i don't know if i could be
gone all day yeah you're covering wife yes that's my concern we'll talk about this now i can go
out to the beer festival but i don't know if i could be gone from like eight to midnight kind
of a thing all right well then maybe i'll go down and build a shelf by myself oh my god and then you
two join me for the beer thing well then we have two cars out there uh i'll have i'll take a new one
why don't you come home and gas shower eight dollars a gallon right now yeah no shit yeah i'm
playing the hell biden yeah he did that what the hell he did all of that he did that and they're
sitting there joe balsack is freaking trying to say like oh no it's peter peter like you know that
little they really really think they really think the american public is that stupid they do camel
and how stupid is the american public are they really that's the united states so bad with her
fucking little news interview next to the polish president oh that was it was such a train wreck i
mean it was her giggling oh you want to take that one she didn't know how to answer it there's
millions of people dying on the border you want to take that one what would she say about the
friends the friends friends in need or a friend in a friend's in need or a friend indeed
and then she threw it because she didn't know how to answer the question she didn't know how to answer
it she didn't know how to answer it i mean but the point is she she can't even like compose herself
on the view what is a very that very what is the bitch i are the huge sunny something it's all of
them well they're all of them but there's specifically the sunny costa's sunny hostin well
she's kind of like she's saying it's like racism and chauvinistic and massage because most of the
people in ukraine are white no that's why people care we we joy reed we have a problem with her
because she's a fucking idiot she sucks at her job anyone that said you know you know what
i'm gonna let that go i know you're getting yourself all worked up for nothing yeah damn
is that on one pour oh well you saw what i added he rimmed it out he did rim it out i did not rim
it out i had a little bit more anally that's a real job anyway i start the music we're rolling
out of the first half dudes like us we're going to be uh talking about different plaques in our cnc
machine because we have an upcoming event in downtown uh mckinney uh at the filtered place
where we're going to be uh showboating some of our projects that are coming we got correct yeah and
these are going to be available for our dudes like us uh fans out there in fact you get a discount
it's uh you get like five cents off you if you have happened to hear of a heard of this podcast
we'll give you one free yes right we'll give you code right it's called a save a nickel
and there we have it no no no but seriously we we're going to try to uh make some of our uh
etchings and uh plaques and we've been talking about this for a long time and it's it's time it's
time to do something real now it's coming to a head look we're it's it's coming around it's
gelling it's starting to gel it's gelling it's gelling yeah you know we need the foil
we need the foil the foil and we need more than just the foil to make this happen so there has
to be some continuity and i think we're starting to gel with the continuity i think so too by the
way i have no snacks what we'll find some just saying so well your idea of a snack it may be
different from jeff polonized i have some broccoli um i'll tell you we'll make a judgment call we'll
go downstairs why don't you stay up here for like five minutes and then we'll have a set up for you
but i'm out of the popcorns the babki ones all right now we should have bought some all right dudes
that guy's late