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No it's like have you ever gone to the mall with your kids? Yes. I try not to but I have.

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Like not now but I mean like when they're really young like four five six. Yes. And

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you got to keep track of them and make sure that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Very stressful. Very

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stressful. It is. And they go hiding in the clothes and you lose them? Yes. I've been

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there done that. Our producer is famous for getting lost. We lost Brody all the time.

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All the time. I could turn around for a second and Austin would be gone. Gone? And I have

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no idea. To the point where I didn't give a fuck. At first I was kind of like I don't

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want to embarrass myself but he became lost so much that I was like I got to pick my battles.

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So as soon as I saw that he was lost I just yelled out right there I look like a fool

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and I was like well you know what I got to. Did you use the middle name when you called

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out his name? No. That's how my mom I knew I was in trouble. She used the middle name.

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You want to hear the greatest call out? No hold on I was going somewhere. So you know

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that feeling when you lose a child. Just where did COVID go? Where did it go? That's your

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child off of the. I mean that was like I mean where the fuck did COVID go? I mean we were

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talking about it. We have to wear masks. We got to get vaccinated. We got to get a vaccine

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and get the endless message. The convoy up in Canada. Look if a nuclear bomb sets off

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make sure you prepare by getting your vaccines. They literally said that. No that was during

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a hurricane. When the hurricane hit make sure you prepare for the hurricane by getting your

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vaccines. Yeah. Where is it at? Where is Dr. Fauci at? He's gone. It's like the media gods

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have used the your crane as the Monica Lewinsky missile. So I think they've been searching

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for a way to get out of it and this was their ticket. Well no no it's more than that. So

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polling polling showed that people are tired of COVID. The mid terms are coming up. Right.

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Oh yeah. And so the Democrats were reading the polling data and they were like mask bad.

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lockdowns bad. Vaccine talk mandates bad. I mean they're reading the tea leaves of the

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election. It's not about science. It's not about it's not about what's right for the

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country. It's not about battling COVID. It's about polls. It is gone. And as soon as we're

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not talking about it anywhere. And as soon as the polls said all those things were bad

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they were looking for a way. They vanished. No no not just that. It just didn't vanish

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then because the polls have been bad for a while. They just didn't have a way to get

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it off of the front page. And then from their perspective thank God Putin invaded Ukraine.

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Correct. Correct. You know it just. It did it. It was bullshit. And you know what if

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Trump were in office Putin would not be invading Ukraine. I agree. But Putin to me I'm sorry

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Trump to me was like he's kind of like that like that that teacher you have in school

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that's you just you don't want to fuck with because you have no idea how they're going

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to react. Right. So you just you kind of like just watch your P's and Q's and get through

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the class and and then with the next teacher because that guy is he's a pushover. He's

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a pushover. But this teacher Trump don't mess with him. You have no idea what the fuck he's

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going to do. And you know what the thing about it is that he would probably hold on there's

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a child abduction alert going on child abduction in Burnett Texas unknown vehicle victim is

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11 year old old Burnett white female Helen Pierce. Thank you. Who was last seen wearing

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a white shirt to one state and blue jean shorts. Hold on. This is in this is in Helen Pierce.

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Where the hell is this Burnett Texas. It's 40 fucking degrees outside and she's wearing

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a white shirt blue jean shorts. Yeah. The sad thing is she's probably in a vehicle being

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driven somewhere. You know what I don't want to think about this sad thing because there

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are all kinds of scenarios where the police roll up on some car and pull a little girl

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out and she's screaming for I want my daddy as they're arresting the driver. You know

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I'm just some of that stuff. I mean this kind of turned dark but it's the truth. There are

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some sick motherfuckers out there and those same sick motherfuckers have been pushing covid

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down our goddamn throats and now all of a sudden it's gone and nobody's talking about

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it. I don't know if you're saying the Democrats people are child abductors. I'm just saying

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you know that I put them in the same class because they're they're evil. Yeah. Well the

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covid has basically disappeared from news any kind of press conference or evil. It has

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not been the priority at all. Those people that are pushing the buttons of the media

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might as well be that guy that abducted that girl because they're pushing their false narrative.

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They're pushing their misinformation and they're coming up with the rules. What is correct

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information? What is misinformation? So says who? Right. Who comes up with that? I am still

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seeing some stuff because I know DeSantis just the Florida Health Department went against

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the CDC regulation that said children and under this age in Florida do not get the vaccine.

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Right. That goes contrary to what the CD has said. Oh yes. CDC. CDC and so they're going

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contrary they're the first state who said yeah we're not going to follow that. Well

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unfortunately CDC has put themselves in a position where they are no longer the authority

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or they have lost all credibility. They've wiggled themselves out of being the authority

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on that type of stuff. When I was growing up until recently you think of the CDC as

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the institution to protect you from Ebola and all that shit right? They're the ones

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that have the divine plan. They're the ones who have the antibodies, the antidotes. They're

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our last line of defense. Correct. They're our gods. They're our last line. They're the

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ones that have all the answers to everything. 100%. And now it's like they're a joke. I

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have no idea what the hell is going on. They're a politicized joke. They are. It's kind of

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like when you think that the United States military is the elite it's the best of the

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best. It's still team six etc etc etc. And they go in there and they're going to go shoot

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Saddam Hussein. No no is that Saddam Hussein? Yeah. What is the other motherfucker? Tal

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Du. Osama Bin Laden. Osama Bin Laden. They go in there with the helicopters and then

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one crashed. And one crashed. And that's what I'm getting at is that they train, they work

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hard and it's a self realization that you know what we aren't that good. We aren't that

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impeccable. We make mistakes. We're not perfect. But I'm just saying there are times where

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unfortunately the only perfection I see is coming out in the fucking tabloids and Super

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in like that were rock solid faith foundational trust and faith and nothing's better than

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our military. Nothing's better than our Delta. The rock in your life. The church that you

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go to that your whole faith has been driven and then you find out you get molested by

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the priest. This is the way it is. This is the way I feel right now. You find out they're

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not all that. They're not all that correct. I feel betrayed. I feel that they talk a bunch

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of shit and produce little turds. But hold on. But how do you think the and so the Russian

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people aren't hearing the truth about anything that's going on in Ukraine. They could be

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list does know. They're not. They're not. Putin put out a war. We're on. That is secret way.

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If you are we. Putin said if you if you start spreading bullshit news real information if

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you spread real news they'll shut it down. Putin said that. No no no. What he's saying

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if you spread none that's not what he said at all. Well he's what he said is that if

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you spread misinformation about what's going on you're going to jail for 12 years except

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that the misinformation is the real news. Well whatever. But CNN pulled out right. CNN

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said we're not broadcasting anything about this now. Yeah. Because that was there in

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the US. Be because what do they what do they care. Well I mean if they're broadcast I don't

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know. I don't know how that works. Hold on. Hold on. So Putin is telling Russian media

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you paint a rosy picture of what's going on in Ukraine. You explain the narrative about

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why we're invading Ukraine. Ukraine. I mean there he's setting up an entire apparatus

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of misinformation so that the Russian people so that the Russian people don't don't protest

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don't revolt don't revolt because keep in mind the people that he's invading are the

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brothers and cousins and their family. They're family with the Russian people. Yeah. And

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there's a ton of Russian people that aren't buying the narrative. There's been eight thousand

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people arrested for protesting the Ukrainian war in Russia which never happens. You you

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know that if you protest you're going to be disappeared. It's still a dictatorship. It's

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still a totalitarian regime. It's brutal. Like they don't do that. You know I don't

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think I think people here in the states these days forget what Russia really has a little

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bit. They think that Russia in the world is just like the United States. No. Right. And

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it's not not including just like that. Brittany Greiner was over there in Moscow in Russia

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thinking oh I could just get away with having hashish and all this shit. No you're in Russia.

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How was she doing. Oh yeah. Well she's playing in the in the Moscow League the Russian League

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making money had a freaking dab pen on her hashish. Well there's a difference. So Jeff

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and I were talking about this earlier. I mean there's a difference between you know having

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a T.H.C. loaded that old base dappin and having a hashish. She'd be in prison here too. I hate

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to say it. I have zero sympathy for her. Yeah me either. I mean there's a difference to

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me. I mean I feel kind of like a you know chauvinist for saying this but it's like you

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know I don't I don't feel bad for people that smoke pot versus people that are like smoking

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black tar heroin or hashish. That stuff is on a different level. Different level. So

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I didn't grow up. I spent five years in Jakarta Indonesia. We knew. We knew. Even as fourth

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grade through eighth grade for me. I mean that's pre adulthood. Even I knew you don't

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f with drugs. You get caught with drugs in that country. And so in Singapore just north

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and like when we got our orthodontics work done or or or if you went to needed emergency

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surgery or something you flew to Singapore right which was a 30 a 30 minute airplane

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ride. Singapore is awesome right. If you get caught with drugs there. You die. You die.

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You die. There was a there were two British girls that were that got caught peddling drugs

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and they were hung. They were hung like and just peddling weed or whatever. Yeah. No I

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mean I don't have any know what the drug was but they were hung two girls two British girls

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were killed. They were hung like. Yeah it's different. They don't have American laws.

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It's different. It's different. And people forget that. They don't have any concept of

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it. That's what I mean. They don't understand that. I'm not in the U.S. Just like when those

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I think they're the NBA players now the balls they were they were over there the last day

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with the ball I think to play for L.A. one of them does. Oh yeah. They were in China

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and one of them stole a pair of shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Trump had to fucking get their ass out

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of there. Like quick. Yeah. Because he was about to go into Chinese prison. Yes. For

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years. He should have. Yeah. He fucking should have. It's not like over here you steal a

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pair of shoes all of a sudden. I heard about the three brothers. The balls. It's not balls.

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His last name is ball balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Lorenzo

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ball. There you go. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. I don't know which one it was but

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it was one of them. He still was in shoes. Yes. Still a pair. He was playing for the

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UCLA at the time. Yeah. He's like take the brother out of the hood but you can't take

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the hood. Well no he's taking another like I'm a big star. I don't care where I'm at.

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I want to steal these shoes because it's no big deal. What's no big deal in the U.S. It

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is in China. What. Well. They have no concept of that. I mean imagine being in Russia and

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shoplifting like how stupid do you need to be. No man it's stupid. Beyond stupid. You

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have to recognize where you're at. That's seriously that's seriously intellectually.

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And to be caught. On the border of being like a moron. Well it's just like if you're a woman

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and you go over into some of these Middle East countries you have to wear the headpiece.

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Yeah. You have to. Right. And you can't drink. Yeah. Yeah. I mean you choose not to. You're

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walking around with no headdress. Yeah. And you're in your in your wearing jeans and a

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midriff. Oh you're wearing a midriff with your boobs all in tights and a tight around.

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How do you how do you think that's going to go. They're going to fuck it for your ass

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in jail. Absolutely. I don't know if it's in jail. Yeah they will. Oh hell yeah they

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will. They have an opportunity. And something I don't even know them could like beat him

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up. I can promise you they're going to throw in jail and something horrible will happen

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to them in jail. Yeah. You just respect that you respect the country you're in man. Yeah

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it's not the US. You don't live in the US. Amen. You're not visiting. Well you live in

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the US. You're not there. You're somewhere else with different rules. And you know what

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that is. That is that is a an ignorance about the blissful freedom of blissful element of

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freedom. I can do this every day in the US. I can say what I want. I can say what I want.

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I can do what I want. I can go where I want. Most of the world is not like that. That's

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the argument where you're like all these people are complaining about the US. OK. You go over

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to Iraq and live. Yeah. Let's see how that goes. Yeah. Like the two gay guys that were

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thrown that were hung in Iran. Yeah. Right. Stop it. Where's the outrage. Where's the

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outrage. Where is the outrage. Where does it fit their narrative. Where is the L.A.J.

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BQA QTCIT P4S. Yeah seriously where is the squad. Where's the squad on that deal. Why

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were they not like outraged at two gay people were because that goes against the Islamic

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religion. Then you know what. Shut the fuck up. You have no credibility AOC and the rest

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of the squad. You're frauds because you're not really standing up for the narrative.

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But they'll go anywhere. But they'll go after the hardcore Christian who's against gays.

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Right. But they won't go against shut down the Christian Baker shop. Christian Baker.

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Right. Right. Go over to Iraq and try to get a gay cake. Stop it. Right. Right. I hear

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you. I mean it's hypocritical. It's so hypocritical. And it's a blind eye. If you believe that

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you should believe it regardless of where you're at. Now you may not affect change over

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there. You can affect change here possibly but you cannot affect change. Here's the thing.

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I don't I don't believe they really believe that. I just think it's. I don't know. I don't

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think they believe it. I think they're full of shit. I think they are as well. So so so

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anyway it is what it is. So speaking of covid it's disappeared. It disappeared. Yeah. We

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magically we magically beat it. Right. But I did see an article today. No we didn't beat

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it. It's still out there. Oh it is. We're just not. What do you mean. We just don't

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care. It's turned into the yearly flu at this point. Yeah. But the mask mandates are being

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dropped. Are they. The vaccine mandate is apparently being dropped. So in Virginia where

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all these schools are having such a problem with these students not wearing a mask. Are

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they finally like all right you can come in with. No it's not. It's not completely. Or

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they just stopped. They just stopped covering it. Oh there's there's holdouts. There's liberal

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extreme holdouts that are like no we're still wearing masks. We're still wearing masks.

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We're even making up stupid. Oh yeah. Songs about it. You know. I saw it. Now's the time

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we wear some masks. We should wear them to keep us safe. Whatever fucking stupid. Oh

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my god. They were outside of a of a it was a public display and it was some some like

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Mary had the little lamb sound. It was like 15 people up there singing with songs like

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Mass are great. So why would they not shoot them with paintballs. Go on. Oh dude I would

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have tossed a few stink bombs on them and paintballs. Well then you'd be a racist. No

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you'd you'd. What color are the paintballs. What's the matter. How about we got those

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hot pink ones. Yeah. Yeah that's that's. That's their pussy. Yes. Yes. That's good. I like it.

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That's racist neutral. That's sexist. Is it. Is it. Well it's women's month right. Well it's

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pink. Oh it's pink paintballs. So we were just like what is what is men's month. What is when

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is men's month. Well there's women's appreciation month. What is men's. Yeah. When's men appreciation

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month. Mr. Producer you're looking it up for us right now. It is interesting. And it is oh.

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Men's health month. No no no no no no no. We're talking about appreciation appreciation

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month. Oh it's Bugongaray. What. Bugongaray. The 13th month. Bugongaray. Bugongaray. Is that. Did

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you learn that in Thailand. No it's the 13th month. It's right there. No it doesn't exist.

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That's right it doesn't. It does not like the 13th soldier. Do you know what the 13th what was it the

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13th soldier was. Was a soldier. Oh so the first story that comes up is urban dictionary.

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That tells you where the word is. Really. Yeah. Oh hold on. Men's International Men's Day. This

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could be real. Oh my god. This could be real. Oh my god. We're going to celebrate this. Is a global

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holiday. Oh yes. Oh 57 countries. November. Oh it's just a day. Yeah it's one day. Oh it's one day.

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I want them a whole month though. International Civil Awareness Day. It's Mende. I want to I

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want to. No no no. I want to hold on. I want a whole month. A global holiday celebrated anally

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in November to recognize and celebrate the cultural political and socioeconomic achievement of men.

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The objectives of celebrating an international men's day are set out in all six pillars of

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international men's day. It's an occasion to celebrate boys men's achievements and contributions

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in particular for their contribution. You say boys. That's what it says. The broader and ultimate

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aim of the event is to promote basic humanitarian values as well as the awareness towards men's

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issues which are. Which are. Africa, America, Asia, Europe, and what's Oceania. So we have an

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anal men's day. What is Oceania? What are the six pillars? Scroll down. What this says region is

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Oceania. Oceania. To promote. Okay. Where is that? That is southeast, south pacific. All right so look.

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South pac. Why did it say that? Instead of Oceania. South pac. You talk about the region. I'm sorry.

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I didn't know it was south pac. I've never heard of Oceania. Isn't that like a show? Greece. Oceania is

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mediterranean sea. Polynesia. So the south pacific. South pacific. So the six pillars of men's

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appreciation day is number one to promote positive male role models not just movie stars and sportsmen

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but not just. Not just. Not just. But include them. Yeah definitely. Oh include them because not just.

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I mean movie stars and sportsmen are awesome. Oh yeah. But it's more than them. It's the working

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class men who are living decent honest lives. Yeah like like the actual fathers. Yeah the people that

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are there. I mean the fathers. The fathers of the children. Yes. Yeah not sport not just movie stars

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and sportsmen. You know what. So stupid. I don't have a problem. Shut the fuck up. I don't have a problem with some of these.

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You know to celebrate men's positive contributions to society community family marriage child care

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and to the environment. I have no problem with that. There we go. Family family. You read family and

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marriage and child care. Right. To focus on men's health and well-being social emotional physical

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and spiritual. Fine. Yeah I'm good with that. To highlight discrimination against men in areas of

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social service social attitudes and expectations and law. I like it. I like it. This one to improve

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gender relations and promote men's issues. What does that mean? I don't know. That means that

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gender issues are the people that are confused if they have a penis. No it doesn't. I don't know. So

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number five. To improve gender relations meaning improve relationships between men and women.

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Why don't they just say that. To improve gender relations. Why don't they just say to improve

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relationships between men and women. And promote men's issues. Yes. That's weird. I like it. I still

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I'm still on board. And then to create a safer better world where people can be safe and grow

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to reach. It has nothing to do with men. Number six. Oh that's stupid. You know what the the biggest

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thing for the men's appreciation. I agree with some of those. I do too. And you guys know I'm

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a stickler for this. I watch TikTok and I see the biggest appreciation for men's that I can see

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based on some TikTok video. TikTok based on TikTok. Look this is this is real though. Yeah.

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Based on China. The song is I'm coming home coming home. And I don't know the whole all the words.

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But the premise is I'm coming. It's it's a military soldier father or mom. And they've been gone for an

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extended period. And these videos capture the moment where the the kids first see their their

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parent that they haven't seen in months or a year. And it really hits home how important that parent

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is in that child's life. Of course. When they they they realize it and they're overcome with emotion. They're like

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it's my daddy. They run towards the mom and dad. And it's just oh my god the the meltdown the breakdown.

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It's you know that's what it's all about. It's inspiring. That's what that but that's what it's

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all about. And that's why it's so important to have parents in the house. Agreed. You know a mom and a

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dad. Now you can have two moms and you can have two dads. I'm not saying that. But I'm what I am saying

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is that in a lot of houses and in a normal house it's it's good to have both. Yeah you're talking

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about a nuclear family. Yeah. Well BLM wants to destroy the nuclear. Yes they do. So they remove

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that from the website. But that is exactly what they want. Well BLM is starting to become a

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here's why pushed out the door is becoming predominant that black black families lack a

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father. Well I saw a stat and I don't know the exact stat but ever since the what's the act in

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1963 the Civil Rights Act ever since that was passed that the I think it was this one. I could

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be completely wrong on this but there was a certain thing that got passed that the longest

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filibuster in Democrat history could be. It could be Chuck Schumer. No but that's true. It was the

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longest filibuster. Yeah I believe it. And the percentage of black families is like 70 percent

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without a dad. Yeah it's crazy. It's tremendously high. Tremendous. I was shocked. Me too. And that

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tells you a lot. A lot. And that's culture. It's culture. It's what that is. It breeds culture.

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They call it pride. Why? I want to have 10 kids. They call it pride. That's not pride. No it's not

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pride. That's the opposite of pride. Well it's pride for them. That's what I mean. It's culture.

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That's the culture for them to be proud. It's the same reason why we can't use the n-word. I have 10

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kids with six different women. That's pride to them. Well it's the status. And you know what

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it's until that breaks and it's awesome. That's true. But you know what until it breaks what's

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going to help them break that is for us to stop helping us promote them. You know why are they

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giving money for single black mothers to have more children. Correct. You know that's bullshit.

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You know they should max out of two kids. Well wow. Well I'm serious. Welcome to China. No I'm

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serious. No as far as welfare is concerned. Okay I hear you. Right. So what is the average size of

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the family? It's a parent and two and a half kids. Two and a half. Right. With a white picket fence.

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So you get paid welfare for two and a half kids. If you have 10 you still get paid for two and a

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half kids. That's right. So there's no incentive to keep having more. Right. I hear what you're

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saying. I do. I do. I don't disagree. Right. Well because you know at some point it becomes

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a it becomes a means to curb behavior. Correct. Right. Which is like be responsible. Right. It's

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just like the folks that are on welfare don't have to take drug tests. Right. Yeah that always

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bothers me. You know if you're gonna if you're gonna be to me it's like. Well people are

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accountable man. It's exactly. To me it's like you know it's almost like I'm trying to get a job

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and I can't get a job for whatever reason or I'm held back for whatever reason but I'm still a good

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person. I'm taking care of myself. I'm not doing drugs. You're trying. I am. I've got a list of

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people who I called and you know and those are the conditions in which you should be given

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compensation. Absolutely. Look right. He's doing X Y Z. He or she is doing X Y Z and this is why

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we're going to pay them. Or they. You can't sit there on your ass and just expect a check to come

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in. Amen. What have you done to earn that? Well I'm a single. But people do that. Well they do.

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You know why they do? Because it's handed to them unconditionally. I mean there's always people that

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you know the people that are in charge of the wilderness. Right. You know or the zoos. You go

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out to a state park or something. Please don't feed the animals. Please don't feed the animals.

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Because they will become dependent on you feeding them and they will. And they won't hunt for

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themselves. Yeah that's right. In the zoo. I misspoke. I meant to say out in the state parks.

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Like Yellowstone or Yosemite or something. Yeah they put little raccoons in there and they're like

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what the fuck. Oh my god. And the bears are like oh we're hunting naturally. They have a little tin cup.

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Hey look they put a little tray out for us. Let's hunt it.

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That's crazy. That's like the Jurassic Park. I knew what you meant. I knew the gold on the hook.

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I knew what you meant. Anyway no no the point is yes the point is you can't you can't

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give give without some sort of accountability. There's zero accountability. There is zero

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accountability. Now if you if you like if I lost my job and I apply for unemployment there's

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accountability there. You have to report in. At least you used to. I don't know if you have to.

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Yeah no you used to. You have to have so many interviews or contacts or something. You have to be

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making an effort to find a job. Correct. And you have. You know with COVID. With COVID. Did that go away?

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That went away. Has it come back? No I mean that was the whole point. It was people were making

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more money by by sitting at home and collecting a check. Right. Than working. Well there there

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have been a lot of. And they finally stopped that. There have been a lot of conditions. Rational minds.

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That COVID created that that are still going on today. Which may carry on for years and years

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and years. What guys? I'm sorry what do you mean? Well like working from home. I work from home.

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I work from home. Exactly. I worked from home two and a half years before COVID hit. Yeah but there's

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there's but the most of the people okay but I'm just saying there's a there's a lot of people

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that that work from home now that didn't work from home. Well I'll tell you I'll tell you what.

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I think a lot of companies were managed by people who did not believe in work from home. When you

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get to a certain level. Bingo. You have a lot of people who've been in the business a long time

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and they're like you need to be in the office. And then this happened and it kind of opened eyes. They're

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like our job. No no. Our work still gets done. They didn't have a choice. They didn't have a choice.

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But the work still gets done and sometimes it got done better. And then they were like whoa like wow we're still

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getting the job done for the for the archaic leadership that you're referring to. Correct.

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They realized wow we're still getting jobs done and they're home. How is that possible? Okay okay.

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Can we downsize this office instead of 10 floors? Can I do away with three floors? But you know what's

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crazy? That's not what happened. These guys are like when is COVID gonna end? I want these people

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back in the office. It's ridiculous. Some of them are yeah. It's literally ridiculous. Some of them

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are yeah because there's folks that the company I used to work for that they're they're chomping

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at the bit to open the office again. But there's a lot of people who complain that I don't want to

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go in the office because I may catch COVID. Right. So and they have to listen to them.

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And they get. Because they listen to the misinformation. Well it doesn't matter.

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Because it becomes a liability. I went into work and I got sick. I'm gonna sue your ass.

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Oh is that what it is? Yeah because I was working from home. I was fine. And then you made me come

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into the office because people aren't going into the office yet in the mass that they were. Yeah

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they are to some degree. Not in my industry. But my wife and I talked about that. Not in my industry.

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I have not heard one case of somebody suing because they were forced to come into the office and got

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COVID. I've been waiting for that. I've been waiting. It's hard to prove. And I've. Well it is.

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It's impossible to prove. Well it is hard to prove but people are very eager to sue. Right.

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I wonder if they have to sign. I've been waiting for that lawsuit. I wonder if it's we're open

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up the office. Sign this. I don't know. Sign this to say you will not sue me because you're coming

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back into the office. Right. I mean work is very. Is that a thing? If you want to work. I haven't

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heard that either. If you want to work. But that doesn't mean it's not happening. Some companies are like

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if you want to work for us and you want to come in the office you have to take the vaccine. If you

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want to come work for us and work in the office you have to sign this. There are conditions. So

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for us we have an office and we have the option to go to work. Or I'm sorry to go to the office to work.

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Do you have an option to work? What they say is that if you are going to go to the office and work

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which you can. You have to do X Y Z. You have to make sure you wear a mask. You have to work sure.

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You have to. I don't know exactly what they are. Who wants to hell do that? Well those are the

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conditions. You also have to anal bleach. So that's what it is. They send out the memorandum. You have to bleach your anus? Yes.

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Well it's an anal bleach. It's a cleanse. Yeah so that's a big part of going into the office.

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Cleaning your anus. They say that that is a big COVID spreader. Yeah but it's a cream. So it's

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kind of like a butt louge. You just port down your back. Time out. Listen just hear me out.

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And you can reuse it? Hear me out here. If you have COVID. If you have COVID and you and you emit

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methane. All right. All right. Does that carry COVID? So it kills everyone. There are conditions. If you're going to go back to the office there are conditions in which you have to go. So if you get COVID through those conditions then you know what?

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Shit happens. What are you going to do? Well I know but people are very litigious. And it kind of makes me wonder because let's take for example

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the company I work for. Which I'm not going to name but the company I work for. They pay x amount of dollars

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for our office. How many offices in the United States aren't being utilized? Well that's what I mean. These

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companies are maybe going I have this large of an office now. Dude we had. I can go to this large of an

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office and cut my rent by 80 percent. I'm amazed that the commercial real estate hasn't

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hasn't gone through the floor but it has not. Our first office that you guys went to

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was like 15 000 square foot. Yeah. It was huge. Huge. And I had my own office. It was

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I fucking loved it. Oh you had your own office. Yeah look at him. Oh I had my own office. My office was two million square feet. I didn't have a cube

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but I had my own office with marble floors from italy. It was carpet. Stop it. You know JC Penney has two million square feet.

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Yeah so my point is is that when COVID hit they went they went down to like from from 15 000.

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Wow. I want to say like to 1800 1500. What? They dude. No that's like this up here. Yes that's what

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they dropped it down to like. That's what the Unabomber lived in. I think seven offices

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seven or eight offices. Those like and all the rest are cubicles. They have a kitchenette

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and a line of cubicles and about seven offices and one conference room. I mean that's a big office still

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but compared to what we had. Tiny. Oh dude I was it was you guys been up there. So you walked in there

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and you were like yeah. Yeah where's my office? I am. Oh I took my office. I took one. You have an office?

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And you never go. I took it like I still don't know. No you did not. I tell you what if I was down there I would have

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co-opted your office. Come out you claimed an office. I don't have the authority to claim an office.

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But you did. However I put my name on the door. I'd be taking that shit down. Did you put your Star

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Wars shit in your office? If I came down there every day and I saw and I saw Sean. No I didn't but. He

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hasn't been down here for three months. Absolutely. I'm taking it. I'd have been like oh shit I would have

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burned his shit. Yeah I'd be like gone. Whatever's on the door like little the name slot and and there's

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stuff in there. There's no name on this. I would have taken it out into the parking lot and burned it. There's no name on this.

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When I got here. Nobody goes to the office. That's what I mean but yeah that's. Nobody. But still. Nobody.

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The only time anybody ever goes to the office is if they need some supplies. That's what I mean.

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Why have the office? Save money. Save money. Well I'm not disagreeing with you. Go online and say go

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order your office supplies from Office Depot or Staples. We have an account with them. I will tell you

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there will come a time. Look at you pushing your products. I will tell you. Look at you pushing your products.

368
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There will come a time where we're going to need an office. Do you? No I don't. Because we're going to have to start having people

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come in. In my opinion. In my great opinion. Yes. I think that a lot of. Great opinion? It's my fantastic opinion.

370
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I'm so seasoned. Seasoned. A seasoned opinion. He's a seasoned citizen. We are losing.

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We are losing the emotion. We are losing the camaraderie. We are losing that connection that people have when they go to the office.

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We're losing it. I don't disagree. It gets down to the point where it's all rinse and repeat and being counting and

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we're taking out of what's real. Yeah. Why are we doing this? I agree 100%. And that sucks from that perspective.

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I do enjoy working from home. I do. I do. I mean I love going and walking 10 feet to take a dump. It's fantastic. I know.

375
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You know. I know we've talked about the glorification of securing your dump in a big business building.

376
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We haven't talked about this. We haven't? This is a topic we need to discuss. All right. Well see. Oh bathroom etiquette.

377
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Not just that but Sean's. He sets up a movie theater essentially. Well look. Yeah he brings a fern into the stall.

378
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And a foot rest. A fern and a foot rest. I want to feel comfortable going to the bathroom. Who does that?

379
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So if I were to. And a beverage cart. When I worked at the office. You have your own beverage cart?

380
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In fact people that work in buildings period that have to. Ice machine. I wouldn't even take a dump on my floor.

381
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Like let's say I'm on the ice machine. Yeah. If I'm on the ninth floor. You're going to fern in an ice machine.

382
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Sometimes I'll jump up to the 15th or sometimes I'll jump down to the. Whatever. Stop it. I'll find a shitter that's comparable to me.

383
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And I'll bring my. Meaning not occupied? Meaning not occupied. But some of the stalls. I'm going on the 16th.

384
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Fuck somebody's in there. I'm going to go down to 15. Damn somebody's in there. I'm going to go down to 14.

385
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You can hang a satchel because when I go to the bathroom I bring a satchel. In the satchel I have my earbuds.

386
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I've got my wet wipes and I've got some. Fern. I've got some cornstarch. I've got a whole regiment of.

387
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Do you have a snack? I don't have any. No actually I do. What? Like a. They're not for going to the bathroom.

388
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Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Like a protein bar? Like fruit snacks? Yeah. Like exactly. Like dried fruit.

389
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I know what he does when he goes to the movies. It's like a buffet. Yeah. I imagine him setting up a buffet.

390
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In the bathroom. Like a little TV stand. Yeah. Like one of those little projectors and he has a screen on the door.

391
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Nice on the back of the stall door. You know what gives me the biggest rush is I actually wait for.

392
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I'm sitting on the stoop. I'm dropping a dump and doing whatever. It's been two and a half hours.

393
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I've got. It's a finished movie. A bunch of Titanic. I'm playing some video. God forbid somebody came in.

394
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I put my earbuds in. Handicap. And I put the sensor on there so that I can hear what's going on around me.

395
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In addition to what's going on. This is ridiculous. So I hear somebody walk in and I purposely wait for them to come in to pop the top of my sprite can.

396
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So that you know they know that I'm in there. Some people like. Yeah. No. They grunt. They go.

397
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They cough. Now I open my. I'm in here. And then you hear the jingle jingle of the ice and then the.

398
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No shut up. All right. That doesn't happen. But my point is that everyone is tasked. Does it make sonic ice though.

399
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Everyone is tasked to find the perfect area to take a dump in their building. No. No. Seriously.

400
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Paul. Are you telling me that's not true. Paul when was the first time you shit at work when you're like 48.

401
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Maybe. Well no. So I will. I will. Oh well hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm not. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

402
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You go to your car and cocoon it. I'm not. I'm not. So there was a long time I could not shit at work.

403
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I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't do it. Did you try. I would. No. No. I didn't. I didn't sit on a toilet going.

404
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Can I do this today. Can I do this today. You know. No. No. I just. You don't put like a target. Stop it right now.

405
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:38,920
I'm trying to. I didn't hover. I mean are you women. Are you not wanting to touch the toilet seat.

406
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What's going on. Right now. Hover. Hover really. Do you have to bring like shoe boxes. He's standing on it.

407
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:49,000
No. So listen. He's BM bashful. No. I just you know I just I had an issue with it. I don't know.

408
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Was it because your sphincter would not. And then one day I said no. This is time. I'm a man. I'm an. I'm 49.

409
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I'm 40. Screw it. 46. I'm going to shit in the shitter. Like real men. Real like a real man.

410
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Did you have some sort of pirate music playing in the background. No. No. I had no fern. I had no sonic ice maker.

411
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You have an eye patch. I had. I had no eye patch. I had no butt wipe. No. I had none of the stuff that you.

412
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What about a sword. That you. That's amazing. Well you said that. No. No. Hold on. That's amazing.

413
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He said that. I did have a sword. I carry my sword everywhere in the office building.

414
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I believe that. But that's for safety. Look it is a real thing for people trying to feel comfortable.

415
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I couldn't shit in the office. Which is exactly what you're trying to do. That's the goal is to feel comfortable

416
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to take a dump. And that's what this whole thing was about was it's about what do you do to feel

417
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comfortable. And for me and I was exaggerating a little bit but honestly. Not really. Not really.

418
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Honestly not really. I mean I don't bring the sprite. There's like eleven things he brings into his.

419
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It's all set up. It takes like 45 minutes to set up. I bring the butt wipes. And then he goes.

420
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Oh my god. Sean's going in the bathroom. I bring my earbuds. I bring my tablet. Dude I'm there.

421
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I'm there. That's ridiculous. I'm committed for like 20-30 minutes. That's way more than I do now.

422
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,880
Well you know what. That's not you. I'm talking about me. Yeah. This is what I do. And your special

423
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needs. You know what. I am envious of the guys who just don't care. They go in there and they're just

424
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like. And the blowing shit. The blowing shunts everywhere. And you're just like. And they're like.

425
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And you're trying to time it with them and blast your ass at the same time. Right. And there's

426
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people urinating and they're like. That was fucking awesome. Yeah I just did another one motherfucker.

427
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I respect that. They're people that are just like. I don't care. They're like men's men.

428
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And they drive a big truck I guarantee you. And I'm like laughing. I did that 10 minutes ago.

429
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My ass hasn't recovered yet. That's why I can't get up. I'm on episode three.

430
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Then you have the fuck. Yeah. So I'm kind of envious. Because I'm not there. I'm not there.

431
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I mean I could take a crap in there. But I'm not at the point where

432
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you just don't give a shit. You're just like. I hear you. You're just blasting it. You don't care.

433
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No. When people walk in I go. I do the obligatory. I'm in the bathroom here. I'm in the stall here.

434
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I don't do that. I stick my feet underneath and wave it. Oh my God. What? That's weird.

435
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Oh my God. That would be weird. Has someone ever touched your foot? That's totally weird.

436
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Because you have to scoot up on the front of the seat. Oh somebody reaches down and

437
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:51,160
touches your foot. Gramps it and caresses it. And goes. Glory hole. What the fuck man.

438
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,320
That's what Paul's dreaming of. What? I thought you were going to slide some toilet paper or

439
00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:00,760
something. What? Yeah. So anyway there was. I used to work with a guy. Isn't that like at airports?

440
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Is there some sort of code where you're sitting next to the next person and you do something?

441
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:09,080
Are we supposed to move on to another topic? No. I've got one last thing and we'll move on.

442
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We can talk about the different accoutrements that are in the restroom to take an image of.

443
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I think they should hire someone that stands there and services the place. Oh good Lord.

444
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Would you like them in? Services you? That's big in Mexico City. Would you like me to stroke

445
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your manhood? The bathroom attendant? Go on. I didn't say anything. Go ahead Jeff. The bathroom

446
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attendant. Hold on. What did you just say? I didn't say anything. What bathrooms have you been in?

447
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Oh did this happen as you as a child? Dude that wasn't attendant. Were they stroking? That's why

448
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you can't shit in public. Did they molest you as a child? Going to the bathroom and then now you

449
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:52,600
have a phobia? They said manhood. I said manhood. Oh so they stroked your manhood.

450
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God anyway I used to work with the fella. He was drinking before the podcast.

451
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And have you worked with people like this or known people like this

452
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who you're in there you know just urinating at the urinal and someone's in there taking a dump

453
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in the stall. They come out and they immediately leave. They don't wash hands or anything.

454
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But they're like Sean they're watching a movie. No they're in there shitting. How do you know

455
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they're shitting? Because it stinks. Oh yeah but I've got my web wipes. I just. No. Oh my God.

456
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:39,640
Not the same. Are you kidding? Purell. I mean you've got your germinator. What is the sanitizer?

457
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,800
Went in there with nothing. Came out with nothing. Oh yeah. Well how do you know it's not stuffed in

458
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his pocket? I mean because I'd be going there with a satchel. I'd have a table set up. He's got a wagon.

459
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I've got a mini bar. You always wash your hands after you use the restroom. He pulls a wagon into

460
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the stall and leaves with a wagon out of the stall. I mean he can't even close a door. Oh yeah. No he's

461
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got the firmer. I can ride it and it makes the noise when I leave. He has like room dividers to

462
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extend the stall so it's bigger. He leaves the door open and sets up an apparatus. Very nice.

463
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:24,120
I like that. It's like a pop-up tent inside of his own. Correct. That's awesome. That always grossed

464
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me out when he came out. It's my foyer. And he would kind of hold his head down and just quickly

465
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leave. And not wash. And I'd be up there washing my hands and you're going to say hey. Boom no.

466
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:41,000
And then like five minutes later he walks to your cube and says here are my reports. I've got some

467
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,960
sandwiches. Would you like some of these? I've got some chocolate chip cookies. What'd you hear?

468
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:51,320
When I first started working there we had you know potluck where everyone would bring cookies

469
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or brownies or stuff like that and no one ate his stuff. And I did. And someone's like did you eat

470
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did you get gangrene? Did you eat his cookie or brownie or whatever it was? I was like yeah.

471
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,800
He's like he doesn't wash his hands after shitting. And then they put that's what they said.

472
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:14,360
No. Yes. I was like no one eats those because he doesn't wash his hands after he uses the restroom.

473
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Like shit. And anytime. Oh no. So no one eats his stuff and I did that one time and I never did

474
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:26,040
after that because I witnessed it. Did you get lip cancer? I got yeah it was a little you know. Did

475
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,600
you taste it? Did you get anal cancer? A little little gangrene on the lip. Did you get that A.S.

476
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:36,600
what is it called that? MSRA. Oh rectal something. Did you get the rectal dysfunction? Oh yeah well

477
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:41,320
that's function. All right I guess we should get back to COVID. We should. Because there's a new

478
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symptom or a side effect. I can't remember what it was. RAC. RAS. That's what I said. So it's RAS

479
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which is rectal no I'm sorry restless anal syndrome. I think I had that. Restless

480
00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:01,480
anal syndrome. Is that where your your your sphincter will spasm? I don't know. Uncontrollably.

481
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:09,960
Let's find out. So finally the article I read was from put in rectal anal. Yeah please do. I'm sorry

482
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I'm sorry restless anal syndrome. Please type this in. Restless. Restless anal syndrome because we all

483
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:22,600
want to know about this. It's fucking painful. Because I think it affects all of us. Go to that one right

484
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:29,640
there. That's the one I read. All right here we go. This was this was back in 20 right? The latest COVID

485
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:38,280
symptom about butts but it's no joke. Go ahead here we go. What do we got? Right a newly published

486
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:44,040
medical report by doctors in Japan has revealed a mysterious condition associated with disease

487
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called restless anal syndrome. Here we go. Its name is likened to the more commonly discussed

488
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:55,320
restless leg syndrome. It describes exactly one 77 year old patient's functions. Hold on stop stop

489
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:05,160
stop stop. It describes exactly one 77 year old patient. 77. What the fuck? Okay first off. I know. Okay yeah to be honest a

490
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:10,200
77 year old is gonna have restless everything. I know. Restless everything. Restless penis,

491
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:16,920
restless throat, restless eyeball, restless anus, restless rectum, restless everything. So but despite

492
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his eating in Tokyo I mean fuck my ass would be on fire all the time. But despite having fully

493
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:26,520
recovered from the virus he returned to report uncomfortable new symptoms. Here we go. He told

494
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:31,640
physicians that he began suffering deep anal discomfort. Well that was because COVID knocked

495
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:37,640
him out and his doctor. In the area between his anus and genitals. Hold on what? That's the taint isn't it?

496
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:44,200
Well maybe. Taint. Maybe wherever he was being treated was kind of a different place. I don't know.

497
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:51,480
Prompting him with the essential urge to move his bowels. What's that mean? Which gave him no relief.

498
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:57,640
The urge you know how you feel like oh god take a dump. You can't you can't you can't move your

499
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:04,440
bowels. Well but you know you can feel the pressure. Okay like a dog scooches on the carpet. That's to

500
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:10,120
that's because you're anal gland. Okay so that's not anything about what we're talking about. The

501
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:15,480
essential urge to move your bowels. Yeah that's kind of like you know. That's what you have to shit. So time out.

502
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:21,560
What does a human man do to essentially move their bowels? Well we don't do anything. You

503
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:27,000
jump up and down you do you you uh jumpy jacks? I don't do anything. Okay so what the fuck does

504
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:32,920
that mean? No no no what he's saying is that. He's prompting him to the essential urge to move his bowels.

505
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:41,240
Paul. Paul. Yes. When you have to take a dump. Yes. Walk us through the process of how you learn

506
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that you'd have to go take a dump. Oh I'm glad you asked. All right so let's say I just had a protein

507
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:52,920
bar. Okay I'm in the kitchen. Is this the six ounce? Well no hold on yeah. No I just had a protein bar.

508
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,560
And it's one of those. Is this the six ounce bar or is this the ten ounce bar? Because that makes a big

509
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:03,080
difference. Yes I'm glad you asked. So it's the big one from Costco that has like 200 and something

510
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:09,400
calories. It's a really thick heavy bar. 55 grams of protein. Oh where it just like rots your gut.

511
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:15,320
Yeah at least 20. So I eat it I eat it in the kitchen. It takes a week to process. And then I'm like

512
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:22,040
oh my. Within five minutes I'm like oh my. That's how that feeling right there. Yeah so there it is.

513
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:30,600
So immediately I start doing cartwheels. Whoa. That's what I well that's what I do to to when I have

514
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:38,040
an essential urge to move my bowels I do cartwheels in my house. So that's what? And then

515
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:45,640
then I do have you ever done leapfrog? So hold on. So if he's doing cartwheels. I crowd down. He's doing

516
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:51,400
cartwheels. That's called centrifugal force. It's forcing the to get that mass. Correct. Closer to

517
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:57,480
the opening. And then I crouch down and I do leapfrog with myself. That's crouching tiger. So I'm

518
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:05,400
crouching down. Ridiculous. And then I jump jump jump. And it's pushing. It's I think it's pushing

519
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:10,520
because it's an essential urge to move. Then you have bad bowels if you have to do all that. What the hell's going on over there?

520
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,600
What are you pushing now? This is just an essential urge to move my bowels. Are you sitting on your dog's bone?

521
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:20,680
Just like the stirrer. It's a story. Are you sitting on your dog's purple bone? Maybe. I think I think what he's

522
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,880
saying here is there is a constant need that he has to shit even though he doesn't have to shit.

523
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:32,440
It's not just a constant need. He's suffering. Why don't we keep reading the article? He's suffering deep anal discomfort.

524
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:41,400
Deep deep deep anal. It's the essential urge to move his bowels. We have a picture of somebody sticking their fingers up their

525
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:49,080
asshole through their jeans. Through their jeans. Oh my god. That's deep. That's like two hours. You know what? That makes me feel

526
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:57,880
better because I do that a lot. This is a small little picture of the. COVID. What the fuck? The Omicron. Why are we looking at a picture of that?

527
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:09,080
I don't know. He's like two knuckles deep. Oh my god. Hold on. That's Steven's arm. Did he pose for that? This is a man in jeans with his hand

528
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:16,920
up his asshole through the jeans. That's terrible. Why? I understand. Why? If you're having. What is the percentage of people that are

529
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:23,080
getting this? Because as far as we know there's only one. Anyway, as the days passed, the patient observed that physical activity

530
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:29,960
seemed to relieve his stress. Physical activity. Like fricking. Like leapfrog. Can you get dismissed?

531
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:37,880
Dismiss. Hello. Producer. Producer. Dismiss. Thank you. Seemed to relieve his stressed anus. Stressed anus. While lying low

532
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:45,640
only increased his discomfort. Which also spiked during the evening. What does. While lying low.

533
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:51,640
What does that mean? That's like a leapfrog. No, lying low means close to the ground.

534
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:59,160
A colonoscopy showed the man had internal hemorrhoids, but that did not explain the spasms.

535
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,520
Well, I mean, that would definitely explain the deep anal pain. Let's also keep in mind he's 77.

536
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:11,320
Yeah, he's got a compilation. This is the stupidest story ever. He's probably got about a. Can we move on here?

537
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:17,880
This is retarded. This is the New York Post. So take that for what it is. No. The New York Post is a good.

538
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:25,400
He's reckoned his awkward condition must be neurological. Noting that his symptoms had manifested similar to RLS.

539
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:31,880
Restless leg syndrome. Which has been detected in at least two other COVID ideas. You know what? He has. These people are

540
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:39,560
fucking reaching to slap a label on COVID for everything. Correct. You know, it's kind of like, oh my god, I get an erection

541
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:44,600
looking at hamsters. That's COVID related. And I had COVID at the time. I do too.

542
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:53,800
So that's why you have 10 hamsters in the house, I guess. We have a whole farm of them. Well, you got to because

543
00:54:53,800 --> 00:55:00,520
you have a gaggle of hamsters. Well, he's going to gaggle with a herd of hamster, gaggle of geese,

544
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:09,000
gaggle of goose. Can we talk about something meaningful in the last? We have 15 minutes. You're the one who wanted to talk about.

545
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:19,880
Restless anal syndrome. I thought it was very helpful to discuss the work relationship with, you know, where you go to the bathroom.

546
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:27,720
Well, I'll tell you what, one thing we didn't touch on there. One thing that we didn't touch on there is the quality of the toilet paper at most businesses is basically like notebook paper.

547
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:39,640
Retro. What is that all about? It basically moves it from one asshole part to the next. It doesn't clean anything. There's no transfer. It just shreds. It just smears it. Next thing you know, you got shit under your fingernails.

548
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:49,000
Yeah, these are dingle-berry machines. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. First of all, don't ever say that again. That's disgusting. No, he's right. He's absolutely right. Well, he's not right for me because I bring my own.

549
00:55:49,000 --> 00:56:01,720
OK, well, still don't. Wow. Yeah, I double and triple up and then it's still dingle-berry. I mean, like it just shreds shreds. It's terrible. It's terrible. The toilet paper is sick.

550
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:12,120
What? I'm sorry. I've never had one rip where my fingers rake across my ass. You guys make fun of my satchel, but you know what? I don't have these problems because of that.

551
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:23,240
No, those are the butt wipes. It's not have to do with your satchel. Do you ever do you ever ask you why? And you're not sure if it did penetrate? What? I've never.

552
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:35,880
Hold on. So you wrap up, you get ready and you wipe and you're not something bad happening. And then do you check? No, I've never had to smell your fingers and check to see if it penetrated.

553
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:47,080
And OK, so we never never. OK, what about you, Paul? No, I read it. I read on the New York Post that a lot of people smell their fingers after they wipe to make sure.

554
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:56,840
Well, since you did shit in public till you're 50, I was 46. This just happened recently. So you're just now starting to explore. So that probably explains it.

555
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:04,360
You're getting shit on your fingers and you're trying. I'm not trying to get shit on my fingers. Oh, you're right. But a lot of times it disintegrates while I'm wiping.

556
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:11,120
Oh, Jesus. What's like these ladies with big fingernails? What's that called? Still poopy.

557
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:19,760
How do these ladies with the big fingers wipe their ass without getting something? How do you know? How do you know that they're like they're not meticulous?

558
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:27,840
How do you know they're not? Well, like they take a cute tip and wipe the shit out underneath their fingers. They may have a but they take one finger.

559
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:34,840
Oh, God. I mean, they're very carefully on the roster. They're very carefully scraping toilet paper.

560
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:40,080
I think they think about think about the logistics of how that would work.

561
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:52,600
What if what if they wrap it? They don't think about it eight times because if you use the use, if you use the pads of your fingers, your fingernails are trailing behind it.

562
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:57,080
I don't know. Sound effects do no justice.

563
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:03,080
Reason number three hundred, why we don't have video. Yes. Three hundred two. Yes. Yeah, there's a whole bunch.

564
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,680
So, yeah. So the toilet paper. I don't know who makes that shit.

565
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:12,200
Mr. Producer, can you put up the go with Kirkland brand toilet paper? It's amazing. It never shreds.

566
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:17,880
If you haven't found the bourbon, I'm not kidding. It never shreds. I've used Kirkland's. It's great.

567
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:23,480
Oh, all right. Our halftime bourbon guys brought to you by Davias County at the end of podcast Davis County.

568
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:32,400
Excuse me. Double barreled finished. This is a wheat and a very good, by the way, we in a way, what is mixed?

569
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:39,280
It's a mix of a white and a more if the bottles over there. Oh, my God.

570
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:43,280
What good for you. You know what? You're off. Thank you. Thank you, Sean.

571
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:47,280
But you drive me home. I'll drive you home. Well, well, well, well, well, easy.

572
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,400
The dogs get a little carried away. You know what she is.

573
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:54,280
She's like a asshole watchdog. No. Yeah, exactly.

574
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,200
I like a prison. She's like a prison.

575
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,280
Was she a former prison dog? She's a German shepherd.

576
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:05,080
I don't think they live that long. So she would be 80 years old.

577
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,840
And we don't we were guessing she's nine to 10 ish.

578
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,960
I'm good. I still have quite a bit left. And your wife.

579
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:18,080
Yes. Having surgery tomorrow. Surgery tomorrow. Bright and early.

580
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:21,200
I have nothing tomorrow. I have Wednesday.

581
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,520
So we're going to what are we going to do? We're going to work on the game room.

582
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,720
I thought you were going to go to Greenville.

583
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:31,440
I am. Oh, yeah. I promise. I am.

584
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,320
Oh, I've been busy, man. I've been telling you, I've been working on

585
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:38,840
hanging the light and doing the the how did the windows look good?

586
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,400
Oh, it looks great. It looks great.

587
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:46,000
I got really frustrated, though, because first off, we had to figure out.

588
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,840
OK, so it's in the middle of the kitchen.

589
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:52,360
The nook. Right. Well, that's not where the table is going to be.

590
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:55,600
And my wife wanted the light to hang over the middle of the table.

591
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,560
To have a hook, an extra hook. Right.

592
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,360
And I'm like, where's the table going to be?

593
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,640
Well, I haven't decided.

594
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,640
I'm like, well, you decide that I hang it 100 percent.

595
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,760
I'm like, that kind of matters. Right.

596
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,200
She's like, what if we turn it this way?

597
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,680
What if we turn it that way? What if we did?

598
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,000
I'm like, I don't care.

599
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,160
Just tell me so I can hang the light.

600
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,560
I was like, you do this. Right.

601
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,800
I'm going to go crap. Right.

602
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,880
Wherever the table is, I'll do anything.

603
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,440
I'll go make shots for myself. I'll do anything.

604
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,720
Just tell me where the fucking tables.

605
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,240
I'm sure you that's what you were doing.

606
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,960
Oh, you're doing shots. Really? Dude, I would.

607
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,360
Yeah, maybe. Kings. Anyway.

608
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,760
So anyway, finally, she said, I want the table here.

609
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,320
Was the the freaking hundred twenty eight proof Jack Daniels?

610
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,640
Well, here's the thing, though. Here's the thing.

611
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,840
So I'm standing on the table and I got to figure out where the joists are.

612
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,520
Right. So I don't know.

613
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,440
They're usually right next to the circle.

614
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,040
No, the box. Never. Always.

615
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,360
Well, in a lateral line.

616
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:49,360
Yes, of course.

617
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,760
But the table's not anywhere close to that. Right.

618
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,520
So I have to like like.

619
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,080
But there's already a box up there.

620
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,560
You know, you put it there and then you just put a hook over and hang it.

621
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,280
That's what I did.

622
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,560
But the point is, I'm like trying to figure out where the joists are

623
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,640
so that it's in the middle of the table.

624
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,000
Deciding you don't want to stick it to a place.

625
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,600
So he has like 10 hooks.

626
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,680
Yeah, but the chains all over his ceiling.

627
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,440
Also, I'm glad you said there's actually 13 hooks.

628
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,160
All right. Here's what's.

629
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:16,800
And I bought 42 inches.

630
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,200
Here's what's painful for me is that first goes into your living room.

631
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,440
Not want to call me because I would have gone over there and did it

632
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,000
and it made it look awesome.

633
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,440
What? I said you did not want to call me

634
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,600
because I would have gone over there and made it perfect.

635
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:31,840
But it showed you how to do it.

636
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,400
You're in Greenville.

637
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,800
And you're saying I didn't know how to make it perfect.

638
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,840
And I didn't know how to do it.

639
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:39,880
You seem to have worked very well, but you said it was frustrating.

640
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,880
It was I was frustrated because I wanted to hang the light

641
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,440
and make it with his wife.

642
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,640
But my wife was like, OK, let's move the table here.

643
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:48,520
You move the table there.

644
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,800
And I want the and I want the light in the middle of the table.

645
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,560
I'm like, well, tell me where the table is going to be

646
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:58,400
so I can move the light right and put it in the middle of the table.

647
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,840
Right. That was my frustration.

648
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,880
Yeah. So yeah, I know what to do.

649
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,440
Shit. I'm a man.

650
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,760
And men know how to do.

651
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,840
I'm a dude like us and do I'm a dude like us.

652
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:16,760
And I know how to like you can hang wire something and, you know,

653
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,840
use my miter saw.

654
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:24,880
And use my little Brad nailer.

655
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,200
Well, I'm so glad I bought that thing.

656
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,600
What a lifesaver.

657
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:35,040
You know, I'm saying you're putting the boards up and you're like, bam, bam, bam, bam.

658
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,720
Actually, those little battery power things, they work.

659
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,320
They work. Oh, my God.

660
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,160
I was I was amazed how fun it was.

661
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,080
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

662
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:48,280
Instead of taking a hammer nail or screw, I used the shit out of that thing.

663
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,760
It's amazing. It was so much fun.

664
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,000
So you have like a thousand screw nails.

665
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,240
I counted fifteen hundred per board.

666
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,080
Your board is now like solid metal.

667
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,280
There's there.

668
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,200
There's you put so many it cut it every centimeter.

669
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,320
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

670
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,480
So you got the you got the frickin light up.

671
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,160
And you got the table, right?

672
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,160
Tables in. Oh, you had to buy new bulbs.

673
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,360
So what are you waiting for?

674
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,000
If you have the table, what are you waiting for?

675
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,160
Bulbs are in. I'm sorry.

676
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,560
If you've had if you received the table already, what are you waiting for?

677
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,080
Well, what? The placement.

678
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,680
You were trying to the placement of what the placement of the table?

679
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,080
Because it was this way.

680
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,400
If the tables there, I was this way.

681
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,840
It was going this way because my wife was deciding

682
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,760
she like went this way and then she went that way and then she moved

683
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,600
the table this way and then she moved the table that way.

684
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,960
I was like, honey, was it ever diagonal?

685
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,680
Yeah. Now it's diagonal.

686
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,760
Well, it is now it's now diagonal.

687
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,000
They still have fair and the light is.

688
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,960
I'm telling you.

689
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,040
So what she goes, she goes, yeah, like that.

690
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,560
I had limited options to where the rafters were going in the ceiling.

691
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,360
So so if she moved it that way, it was not going to be centered

692
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,360
because it was going to be off to the left or the right

693
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,520
because I have two rafters, right?

694
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,920
To where to put the hook.

695
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,360
And then she was like, I'm going to move this way.

696
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:06,960
I'm going to move it that way.

697
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,760
I'm like, just move it to where you want it.

698
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,760
And I'm going to get it as close to the middle as possible.

699
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,840
I have limited option.

700
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,760
No, you don't. Right. Yeah, I do.

701
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:17,640
Does it weigh a lot?

702
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,520
Because you know me and I can show.

703
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,440
Well, here's the thing.

704
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,560
This is a six hundred and seventy five pound light.

705
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,840
Six seventy two. Right.

706
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:28,320
And you lifted it by yourself.

707
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:29,360
I'm the one that lifted it.

708
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,600
I lifted it by myself.

709
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,880
And I carried it to the car with your.

710
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,600
No, you didn't. I did.

711
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,440
You asshole. It was very painful.

712
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,920
Actually, I carried it.

713
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,400
You carried the box.

714
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:40,560
Thirteen pounds.

715
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,480
Which I carried the bag.

716
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:43,640
Did you see what I was carrying?

717
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,840
Oh, my. By the time I got to the car, I was going to have a heart trip.

718
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,640
Are you carrying?

719
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,160
You carried the two signs at the box.

720
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,080
I carried the bag with the chandelier.

721
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,480
You are the biggest pansy ever.

722
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,240
Oh, dude, it was it was horrifying.

723
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:58,480
I had like a I have like a one pound box.

724
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,240
And it was like nothing.

725
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,280
And I was like, oh, I can carry that.

726
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:01,880
No problem at all.

727
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:06,240
And then I had like the two signs here and I was like, look, I got this.

728
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:10,040
You guys are like, no, no, no, you got you get the last little pieces over there.

729
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,520
Jeff and I'll take to this car.

730
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,880
I got this. I got this.

731
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:14,640
We park a mile away.

732
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,560
By the time I got to the car, I I thought I was going to die.

733
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,520
I carried it the whole time.

734
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:20,920
Negative. Not all.

735
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,800
Yes, I did.

736
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,440
No, but like all of one time out.

737
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,560
You're talking about the barrel top.

738
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,880
Oh, the barrel top.

739
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,040
I had the barrel. That thing was heavy.

740
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:32,440
I had the barrel top, the picture and the box.

741
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:36,880
And so I it wasn't it was it was it was swiveling.

742
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,200
Like the picture would fall out and I just most of the time.

743
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,440
I almost dropped one of your pictures several times.

744
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,040
The Jeff and I got pissed by the time we got down, they were like, man, fuck this.

745
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,120
We took turns pissing on it.

746
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:50,560
So I don't know.

747
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,600
That explains this yellow stain.

748
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,760
Well, we you know, we wanted to give it that yellow stone kind of look.

749
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,120
Yellow stone.

750
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,280
It's like it's been in the field for a while.

751
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,880
That's the whole idea, right? I like it anyway.

752
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,880
It was Davis County, Davis County, Bourbon.

753
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,360
Um, it's not here.

754
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,360
I got the bottle in front of me. Here we go.

755
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,800
All right. It's very lightweight.

756
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:18,440
It's a Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey finish in Missouri.

757
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,040
White oak barrels.

758
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,600
The the octave like to say octave.

759
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:26,320
The proof is ninety six ninety six proof.

760
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,320
I think this is made by Lux Row.

761
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,520
So it's not a weak.

762
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,200
OK, it's weird about your bike.

763
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:33,800
All right.

764
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,960
Not that we're but you sound you so he castered it.

765
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,280
So most of the bourbons that are are what do you call it?

766
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:46,320
Most of the bourbons that are mixers are 80 proof.

767
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,640
Right. Because lots of sound.

768
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,720
Can you stop doing that?

769
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:56,840
Well, OK, just note yourselves, we need to firm up the bottom of that

770
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,080
because it's not because I sound stupid.

771
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,200
No, because you're not talking into the mic.

772
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:05,440
But anyways, go on. So much bourbon.

773
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,960
That sounds better. So Davis County, how are you doing?

774
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:14,200
I think it's this Davis County is it looked it's flavorful.

775
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:20,080
It's not it's it's not fantastic from my standards, but it's flavorful.

776
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:23,040
I think it's I think it's a medium middle of the road for us.

777
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,400
OK, it's a double barrel finish.

778
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:29,520
All right. Just what I can't read the rest of it.

779
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:33,000
It's a char number two because it's not it's got it's got a nice clean look on.

780
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,600
In fact, the picture actually is a lot darker than what it should be.

781
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,600
Consider it's a char to is it really chart to where you see that?

782
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,520
Well, it's on the second line, which is white oak barrels.

783
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,840
And this is another thing where there are different types of oak.

784
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,760
People trip out on it like this white oak.

785
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,440
There's this this red oak and the black oak.

786
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,200
I'm not really sure about that.

787
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,080
All white oak. It's all white oak.

788
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,880
Absolutely all white oak.

789
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:03,440
I've never seen anybody say anything about it in a red oak.

790
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:07,360
I think bourbon has to be a new it has to be white oak.

791
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,320
Where do you get white oak from? Missouri.

792
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,240
So Missouri is the white oak.

793
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,840
Oh, I don't know. No, no, no, not just Missouri.

794
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,560
It's also in Prosper, Texas.

795
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,280
Well, I don't know. Do they have white oak?

796
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,640
Because like in Texas, red oak is prominent in Texas.

797
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:25,560
So I've I've actually haven't seen a whole lot of white oak here in Texas.

798
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,040
It's just kind of where I'm getting that.

799
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,400
I don't know. I don't know.

800
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,640
I really don't. Here we go. Here we go.

801
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,760
There we go. Middle. There you go.

802
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:37,480
Native range. It's basically throughout most of the eastern eastern United States.

803
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:44,720
Yeah. Basically from found in Southwest Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio.

804
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:48,960
I just scrolled down to Mississippi River Valley. There you go.

805
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,640
It's it's the whole eastern. Holy shit.

806
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,040
Basically, basically from the Mississippi.

807
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,680
It's exactly right.

808
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,560
That's what I was about to say.

809
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:01,120
The Mississippi East is basically except for southern Florida.

810
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,760
Scroll down for me.

811
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,880
Well, you know, producers, scroll down for me.

812
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:07,040
I wonder if they have palm tree barrels.

813
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:10,000
Too far, too far. OK, so not in Florida.

814
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:11,840
Well, there we go.

815
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:18,480
So is from the Mississippi East, really from all the way north, Michigan, Maine,

816
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:22,680
all the way down to the New York to the top of Florida.

817
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,000
Yes. So not along the coast.

818
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,000
That is interesting.

819
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,560
So down along the coast, because you got the I guess is the tropical.

820
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:33,680
OK, hold on. Gulf of Mexico Coast, the Gulf of Mexico Coast.

821
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:36,720
But the but Atlantic, I bet it's temperate, right?

822
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,760
The temperature because it gets warm.

823
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:43,320
It could be just the the. Yep.

824
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:44,680
Soil. All right.

825
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,960
So what we're seeing is in the southern part of Louisiana,

826
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:51,120
along the coast, not happening along.

827
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,040
Oh, yeah, all of them.

828
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,360
Mississippi, Georgia, not happening.

829
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:59,000
Well, it goes a little bit a little farther west of the Mississippi.

830
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,600
Basically, I would be the shit out of this.

831
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:01,960
It dips into East.

832
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:07,160
It's basically the eastern side of the United States, excluding Florida.

833
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,400
Well, actually, it goes, I mean, quite a bit, right?

834
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,880
There's Arkansas, a lot of white oak in Arkansas and Missouri.

835
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,440
And what is that right above Missouri?

836
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,480
Iowa is that Iowa?

837
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:23,320
Well, a whole bunch of Iowa, a whole bunch of Wisconsin.

838
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,600
All of Michigan.

839
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,920
And a little bit of Minnesota,

840
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:32,120
the southern, southeastern part of Minnesota.

841
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,240
All right. So why is basically the

842
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:40,200
the the side of the United States, essentially?

843
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,200
Let's talk about the counties that it's covered.

844
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:47,320
Yeah. What county is not covered in in western Alabama?

845
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,760
I've never had a podcast where I was hoping the music.

846
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,480
Shawna's so done with this.

847
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,600
Let's get to the counties. Right.

848
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,800
What an asshole. Nice hole.

849
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,080
So this is just a I give it a five.

850
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:03,000
Really? Yeah, I agree.

851
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,720
And why? Actually, I will say very flavorful.

852
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,800
But tell me why.

853
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:10,840
Well, the number one reason why is the is it's not hot enough for me.

854
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:12,320
That's number one.

855
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:15,040
Number two is actually it's flavorful.

856
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,760
So that's basically I'll tell you what.

857
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,360
I'll give it a six. It tastes hot to me.

858
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:22,520
There is another one.

859
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,360
There were three of them there.

860
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:26,960
And you got you got the which one did you get?

861
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,640
Limited edition.

862
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,520
This is the double barrel. Did I buy that?

863
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,360
Yes, you got this one.

864
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:34,360
This is the double barrel.

865
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,440
I got this. I got the Stellum.

866
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:38,000
You got this one. What you get, Paul?

867
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,640
I got the hundred ninety nine dollar.

868
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,760
It's called. Did you look at?

869
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,080
Did you look at any bourbons while oust in Tucson?

870
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,480
I don't remember.

871
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,560
Perfect opportunity to look at see what was out there.

872
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,720
On advice of counsel, I declined to answer.

873
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,640
If there's any E.H.

874
01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:01,240
Taylor's out there on advice of counsel,

875
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,240
I declined to answer.

876
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:05,680
You always look at. Did I not buy anything?

877
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,600
I know I did. I went with you.

878
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,840
You and I went. We bought I bought a bourbon.

879
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,600
No, that was last week.

880
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:12,520
No, no.

881
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:15,080
Sean and I went this last week to get this.

882
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,120
Absolutely not.

883
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,760
Because you were in Tucson driving back.

884
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:22,600
No, you and I went by ourselves and I bought a bourbon.

885
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,560
Where's that bourbon? Where'd you where to go?

886
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:25,800
Where to go? What did you get?

887
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,160
It was in your truck.

888
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,640
I don't think I had a I was coming back from Greenville.

889
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,480
On Friday. Yeah.

890
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,200
Yeah. All right.

891
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,520
Paul, you bought that then.

892
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:37,640
Yeah, I'm right. I did.

893
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,320
Paul, you bought this piece of shit.

894
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,000
So you bought that, Paul, not Sean.

895
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:41,520
Yes, I did.

896
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,000
Because I just bought that stelum.

897
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,840
I thought it was you shot.

898
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,160
So was you. So where's your angry?

899
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:50,080
I got angry. So you so Sean made me angry and I burped.

900
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:51,320
You were way up in Greenville.

901
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,120
Did you check any bourbon?

902
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,200
Yeah. Now suddenly there's no apology.

903
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,440
They don't have. Sorry, Paul.

904
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,480
They don't have. I was wrong.

905
01:12:58,480 --> 01:12:59,440
Thank you. They don't have.

906
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:02,080
Thank you. Thank you, Jeff.

907
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,400
They didn't have what?

908
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,920
They don't have liquor stores in Greenville.

909
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:06,840
No liquor stores.

910
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,720
I didn't see liquor stores in Greenville.

911
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,960
The poor people of Greenville.

912
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,880
All right. Maybe they had some, but they weren't around

913
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,600
the Greenville Independent School District in which I was working.

914
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,120
Like in the school.

915
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,600
Well, yeah, it's like, you know, I was in the school.

916
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,760
I was on property, so they didn't have.

917
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:25,040
And so you were asking the fifth graders, hey,

918
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,680
hey, you buy your booze.

919
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,480
Hey, where you get your bourbon?

920
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,360
You boibin.

921
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:32,800
Hey, you're in seventh grade.

922
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,000
What? Where you get your bourbon?

923
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,760
So I'm going out to Tahoe next month.

924
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,920
I plan on hitting several.

925
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,280
You're going to fucking Tahoe.

926
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,520
I'm so what? What do you mean?

927
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,400
Visit my dad. It's his 80th birthday.

928
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:49,160
How long are we going to be out there?

929
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:52,160
Can I come with you for three days, four days? When?

930
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:57,080
In the middle of April, sometime about a month and a half, month and a week.

931
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,400
So I'm going to check the liquor stores out there.

932
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:01,400
I like that.

933
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,760
This is an aimless, very aimless.

934
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,920
My God, it's like a very night.

935
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:13,120
I still don't think we talked enough about anything.

936
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:17,440
The choice of where are you going to take a stoop for your office building?

937
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,360
Yeah, we covered that.

938
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:21,840
Yeah, but, you know,

939
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,120
I'm Paul, I'm Sean, and I'm Jeff.

940
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:25,720
And we're drunk.

941
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,480
And this is the end of this podcast.

942
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:29,640
Yes, it is.

943
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:32,040
We really hope you come back again.

944
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,360
Fuck it. If you don't, we are.

945
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,920
It's March 8th.

946
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,320
Tons of shit going on.

947
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:39,200
We got lots of bourbon coming up.

948
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,920
We got lots of events coming up.

949
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:43,440
And dudes like us are going to be sponsoring it.

950
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:46,160
We're going to be talking about that on our next podcast.

951
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,360
So stay tuned and we'll talk to you soon.

952
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,760
Later, bitches.