1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,720 So we've influenced our Mr. Producer to start making 80s playlists. 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,200 Yeah, because we made our last episode was so inspirational. 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,200 Yes. 4 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:24,320 From an 80s knowledge and 80s music. 5 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,320 Knowledge. 6 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:30,000 Well, not only knowledge and history and understanding of 80s music, but... 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,360 Geopolitical history in there. 8 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,760 Apparently we can kill it when we sing it. 9 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,440 Yeah, we did harmonize pretty good. 10 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,440 Oh, it was amazing. 11 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,880 Top notch harmonies. 12 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,080 I'm arguing that we end the podcasting and we go on tour. 13 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,080 What do you say? 14 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,680 We could fill in for the Eagles, probably. 15 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,680 We could be the backbeat boys. 16 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,880 Yes, that bourbon sucked. 17 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:50,880 Whatever. 18 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,800 Let's go back and try it again. 19 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,800 We finished it. 20 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:54,800 We did? 21 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,480 We finished it. 22 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:02,680 Welcome to the second March edition of Dudes Like Us. 23 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:03,680 I'm Paul. 24 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,680 I'm Jeff. 25 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:05,680 And I'm Sean. 26 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,680 And I'm disturbed. 27 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,680 You are disturbed. 28 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:12,160 Well, yeah, set aside from the normal disturbed. 29 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,160 Oh, okay. 30 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:18,120 I had an experience before I came here and I started sitting here thinking... 31 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,120 Rectally? 32 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,120 Experience? 33 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,120 Is that what you're saying? 34 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,120 No. 35 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,120 Oh, all right. 36 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,120 Wow. 37 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,120 That's really... 38 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,120 It's shooting for the moon, aren't you? 39 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,120 Yeah. 40 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,120 Well, let's not waste time. 41 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,120 Let's get rectal out there early. 42 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,120 I'm just trying to think. 43 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,120 I think this is what they call projecting. 44 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,000 Is that what you asked earlier? 45 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,400 What could make Sean pause? 46 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,920 I think you have something to share. 47 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,920 Experience. 48 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:37,920 Rectally, maybe. 49 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:38,920 So we went to... 50 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:39,920 What was it? 51 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,920 The first Monday? 52 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:41,920 First Monday, yes. 53 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,920 We went to first Monday and... 54 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,920 Canton. 55 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:45,920 We went to Canton. 56 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,920 And Texas. 57 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:51,120 Before we jump into that, we had a corndog there that was... 58 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,120 It was terrible. 59 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,120 It was terrible. 60 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,120 It was overwhelming. 61 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,920 And we don't even want to jump into that. 62 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:56,920 We'll get to that. 63 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,040 We'll get to that. 64 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:02,200 But I had a corndog, two of them, prior to coming here today. 65 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,200 And... 66 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,200 What? 67 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,200 Listen, hear me out. 68 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,200 Here's the disturbing part. 69 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,200 Where from? 70 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,200 Here we go. 71 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,200 So I'm sitting in my office. 72 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,200 Okay. 73 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Okay. 74 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,200 My daughter comes in and says, hey, we're going to go get some food. 75 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,640 Do you want me to pick you up something? 76 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,520 And they're going to the Asian Mart. 77 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,520 All right? 78 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,520 Ah. 79 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,520 The Asian Mart. 80 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,520 So they're going to go have some sushi, whatever. 81 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,240 And so I was like, all right, transferred some money over to her account. 82 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,240 Say, pick me up something. 83 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,600 I don't care what it is. 84 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,600 So she does. 85 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,600 And they bring him a corndog from the Asian... 86 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,600 An Asian corndog? 87 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,520 Hey, look. 88 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,520 These were the real deal. 89 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,600 Oh, Fletcher's not the real deal? 90 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,600 So these things... 91 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:43,280 But first of all, the girth of these dogs were impressive. 92 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,280 It was chode-ish. 93 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,280 No, no. 94 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,320 These things were long. 95 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,320 They had some... 96 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,320 Long and... 97 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,320 Long and girthy. 98 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,920 That was what I was going to say. 99 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:52,920 With a girthy. 100 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,160 Eight inches in length. 101 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,160 So they had... 102 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,040 It was a nice big piece of meat. 103 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,040 Yeah, that's impressive. 104 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,160 Was it a hot dog or a sausage? 105 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,160 It was a hot dog. 106 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,560 It was a large ballpark frank, man. 107 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,560 It was a nice big boy. 108 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,560 Nice. 109 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 Oh, it was a quarter pounder. 110 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,640 It was covered with cornmeal, but it was kind of like... 111 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,320 It was rough. 112 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,320 Like a... 113 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,320 Ribbed. 114 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,320 Hand paper. 115 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,320 Not ribbed rough. 116 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,320 Ribbed. 117 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,320 It was just... 118 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,320 It was ribbed for your pleasure, Sean. 119 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:23,520 It wasn't like the smooth cornmeal you dip it in the liquid and... 120 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:27,600 It was kind of like a cornflakes kind of rough on there. 121 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,600 They... 122 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,840 Look, and they sprinkled sugar on it. 123 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,440 Oh, that's always a good idea. 124 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:38,360 Man, I am telling you, these are the best God-blessing corn dogs I have ever had, ever. 125 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,440 So you are sharing a corn dog comeback story. 126 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,720 No. 127 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,720 Because the ones we had in Canton... 128 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,240 This is taking a very, very hard turn right now when I'm about to share with you. 129 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,240 Oh. 130 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,240 Okay? 131 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,960 I just looked at the bag, where they bought it from, okay? 132 00:03:54,960 --> 00:04:03,000 And it was a dog, D-O-G, and Seoul spelled like Tokyo. 133 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Like Seoul, Tokyo. 134 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Okay. 135 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 All right? 136 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Seoul, Tokyo? 137 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Korea. 138 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 S-E-O-U-L-E. 139 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 That's Seoul, Korea. 140 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Seoul, Korea. 141 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 What did I say? 142 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Tokyo is the city of Japan. 143 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Tokyo. 144 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:21,760 Korea, and so I'm thinking Seoul and then dogs. 145 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,000 Yeah, they eat dogs. 146 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Don't they eat dogs? 147 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,280 So this is dog's soul. 148 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,280 So this is... 149 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,280 Why... 150 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,280 And there's a picture of a dog. 151 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,280 No, no. 152 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,280 Okay? 153 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,280 Yes, yes. 154 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,280 No, there wasn't. 155 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,280 Yes. 156 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,280 So Seoul dogs... 157 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,280 Let me see if I can pick this up. 158 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,280 So you... 159 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,280 There we are. 160 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,280 There we are. 161 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,280 It's Frank's soul is the name of it. 162 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,280 And they have one here. 163 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,280 Oh, no. 164 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,680 And Korean style corn dogs. 165 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,680 So you ate like a beagle? 166 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,000 I'm not really sure, but I'm just sitting here thinking about it. 167 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 It was a labrador. 168 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I was thinking dog's soul. 169 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 A chihuahua. 170 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,320 I just ate fucking dogs. 171 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,440 I don't believe it was dogs. 172 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,120 You ate a chihuahua. 173 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,120 It was very tasty. 174 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,120 Well, then who cares? 175 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,120 Oh, God. 176 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,120 Yeah, that was it. 177 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,560 Look at the picture over there. 178 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,560 So Vietnam. 179 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,600 I know Vietnamese eat... 180 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,840 I know Vietnamese eat dogs. 181 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,480 I didn't think South Korea did. 182 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,920 I didn't think there was a really boundary thing. 183 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,920 Of course there is. 184 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:16,920 Is there like a dog eating? 185 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,600 Just a region more... 186 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,600 Do you think you ate a dog, a corn dog? 187 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,880 No, I don't think I really did. 188 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,960 But you said there was a picture of a dog on it. 189 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,360 There was a picture of a dog on it. 190 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,360 I don't have it. 191 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,360 Well, you have Chef Boyardee. 192 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,560 There's a picture of a white guy on it. 193 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,560 Are we eating white guys? 194 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,560 Well, I'm not eating it anymore. 195 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,560 Or Uncle Ben's? 196 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,560 How about... 197 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,560 That picture got taken away. 198 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,120 Oh, that picture got taken away too. 199 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,480 Oh, how about the Twin Lakes butter? 200 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,480 Oh, yeah. 201 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,480 Oh, that got taken away. 202 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,480 Oh, really? 203 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:46,160 Wow, left turn on this conversation. 204 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,160 The left just fuck up everything. 205 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,440 And now they're serving me dog. 206 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,880 So now that you're eating the most amazing corn dog, dogs... 207 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,960 I've got concerns that it's infused with... 208 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,960 I think it is. 209 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:57,960 ...with dog. 210 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:58,960 I mean, it sounds like it. 211 00:05:58,960 --> 00:05:59,960 I mean, that was... 212 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:00,960 It came from the wet market. 213 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,960 Or wet... 214 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,960 What do you call it? 215 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:03,960 Wet market? 216 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:04,960 Wet market. 217 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,560 No, that's when they have the bush meat and shit hanging up. 218 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,120 No, that's what he... 219 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,120 Have you not been there? 220 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,400 They have like ducks hanging up and shit. 221 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,160 They're cooked at wet markets. 222 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,160 They do. 223 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,160 Raw. 224 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,160 Bush meat. 225 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,160 That sounds so... 226 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,160 Yeah, what is that? 227 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,160 Bush meat. 228 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,160 Bush meat. 229 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,400 That's what they catch on the way in through the forest. 230 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,400 Right? 231 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:27,760 So, wombat and monkeys and bats and shit like that. 232 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:28,760 Right? 233 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,760 And they just hang it up. 234 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,760 They don't cook it. 235 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,760 It's in the wet market. 236 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,080 Yeah, it's in the wet market and it's... 237 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,320 Right next to the Wuhan Virology lab. 238 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,320 Yes. 239 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,320 Although it didn't come from the wet market. 240 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,320 It did come from the lab. 241 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:42,360 The producer, he didn't pull up any of the dogs that I'm talking about. 242 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,360 But look on my screen here. 243 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,040 Look at these corn dogs. 244 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,120 Well, the one that we had was... 245 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,120 Those are amazing. 246 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,120 ...was $7. 247 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,120 Yeah. 248 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,120 Okay. 249 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,560 So, are we going to talk about that right now? 250 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,560 No. 251 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,560 Yeah, we need to. 252 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,560 No, I'm just comparing. 253 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,640 What was the price for that and it's delicious compared to that muckaturd we had out there? 254 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,640 I don't know. 255 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,640 I'd suspect maybe four bucks. 256 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,640 Yeah, see, that's what I mean. 257 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,640 Yeah. 258 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,640 We got screwed on that deal. 259 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,640 Anyway, we'll get to... 260 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,640 We were so excited about it too. 261 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,640 We were driving out to Canton and we were like, oh, we're going to eat the corn dogs. 262 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,440 Oh, man, it's like my number one go-to. 263 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,440 I know. 264 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,440 It's just like... 265 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,440 All right, do we want to talk about... 266 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,440 Should we just talk about it? 267 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,440 Yes. 268 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,840 Well, let's start from the beginning, not just the corn dog. 269 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,320 Well, let's start with our bourbon. 270 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,320 Yes. 271 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,320 All right, well, what is the bourbon? 272 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 Stellis. 273 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,320 Stellum. 274 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,320 Stellum. 275 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,320 Stellum. 276 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,320 S-T-E-L-L-U-M. 277 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,320 Stellum. 278 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:33,040 In a very, I got to admit, very bland bottle. 279 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,040 It's a wine bottle. 280 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,000 It's actually the most bland bottle I've ever seen. 281 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,160 No, Noah's Mill is a wine bottle too. 282 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,920 I know, but they have a nicer label than this one. 283 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:41,920 This one's very bland. 284 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,920 It is. 285 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,920 It's very generic. 286 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,440 It's just solid blue with the word Stellum on it. 287 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,440 Yeah, lame. 288 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,440 But that's okay. 289 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,440 It's what's in the bottle that counts. 290 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,440 Correct. 291 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,440 So what have we got in there, Jeff? 292 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,440 Hold on. 293 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,440 You don't like the bottle? 294 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,440 No, the bottle's awful. 295 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,440 What? 296 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,440 That's so weird. 297 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,440 I like the bottle. 298 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:01,880 No, bourbon bottles are supposed to be kind of manly and kind of like old style, and they're 299 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,880 supposed to be... 300 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:03,880 You know what I mean? 301 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,920 They're supposed to be square. 302 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,920 I don't know. 303 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:07,920 I don't know how to describe it. 304 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,320 It's supposed to have like, you know, kind of old English script on it, and it's supposed 305 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,080 to kind of be manly looking. 306 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,080 This is all like... 307 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,080 The hell is that? 308 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,080 I don't know. 309 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,080 Wine and crappy. 310 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,080 I think your dog just popped. 311 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,080 Yeah, your dog's choking on stuff over here. 312 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,080 It sounds like she popped. 313 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,080 She's sneezing. 314 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,080 Oh, that is a sneeze. 315 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,080 Oh, she's sneezing. 316 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,080 That's a sneeze. 317 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,080 That's interesting. 318 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,080 She's got some allergies. 319 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,080 Yeah. 320 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,080 Okay. 321 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,080 Blue with chomp on the floor. 322 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,080 Oh, there goes the nose. 323 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,080 She's tucking it in between the cushions. 324 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,080 Review of Stellum Bourbon. 325 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,720 It's a blend of straight bourbons. 326 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:39,720 You're right. 327 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,720 Yeah, there we go. 328 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,720 Most likely... 329 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:47,640 Oh, yeah, it looks like it's possibly some MGPs from Tennessee and some Kentucky bourbons. 330 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,640 It says undisclosed. 331 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:53,400 Can you imagine a blend of gay bourbons? 332 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:58,360 That's kind of odd that you would bring that up. 333 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,120 Well, I mean, it's a blend of straight bourbons. 334 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,920 What if they're a blend of gay bourbons? 335 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:03,920 Happy bourbons. 336 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:04,920 Oh. 337 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,920 Maybe. 338 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,920 But this is good. 339 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:07,920 I like it. 340 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:13,560 So, Jeff, every single time you see that something comes from Indiana, you automatically go to... 341 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:14,560 MGP. 342 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,560 MGP. 343 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,560 Yeah, because it's like the staple out there. 344 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:17,560 I get that. 345 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,560 I get that. 346 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,560 I'm not saying that you're wrong. 347 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,560 So that's very interesting. 348 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,560 And we've talked about this before. 349 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:31,920 So there are distilleries in Indiana that are like the springboard for many other bottlers. 350 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:36,680 Well, they're a big distillery, big grain producer, right? 351 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:41,640 And people buy their distillate, and then they take it and they age it, or they buy 352 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,640 a bourbon and they blend it. 353 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,120 And do they add anything to it? 354 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,120 Well, they make... 355 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,120 I'm not that versed. 356 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:51,760 I don't know if it's at a bourbon level, and then they take it and then blend it, or if 357 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,760 it's just a clear distillate and then they age it. 358 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,760 I think there's phases of it. 359 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,760 Interesting. 360 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,760 I think you're right. 361 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,640 I think you could buy the clear distillate, right? 362 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,280 And then you add your own wood. 363 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:07,360 Or you buy like an alligator char base, and then you take it from there. 364 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,960 But let's say they do it for two years. 365 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,920 I think there's phases that you could buy. 366 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,440 See, and I wonder if as... 367 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:21,520 Because we talked about when you're a brand new distillery, it obviously takes a while 368 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,520 for the bourbon to get going. 369 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,800 So they typically open with vodka. 370 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,800 A lot of them do, yeah. 371 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,880 They open with vodka, and if they don't have... 372 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,560 When they're aging a bourbon and they're not ready yet, maybe they buy this stuff just 373 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,680 to get their brand name out there. 374 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,680 Sure. 375 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:37,680 MGP. 376 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,680 Yeah. 377 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,680 And then, yeah. 378 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,680 And so maybe they go from there. 379 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,680 Anyway. 380 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,680 And then later on they switch. 381 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,680 I mean, it could change the whole profile of your bourbon. 382 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,800 Well, yeah, because they have to wait four... 383 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,800 At least four... 384 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,800 You know what I mean? 385 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,800 At least three years. 386 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,800 No, there's two. 387 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,800 I think nine bandage, two years. 388 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,800 Yeah, they got three in two years. 389 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:57,440 But honestly, good stuff is, in our opinion, in my opinion, eight plus, right? 390 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,440 Eight plus. 391 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,440 Yeah, but they're still good stuff out there. 392 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,440 Yeah, it depends. 393 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,440 Anyway, so you keep going. 394 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,440 Sorry. 395 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:09,280 So yeah, I mean, I'm not saying this is, but when you see Indiana, I think that's one of 396 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,480 the signs that says it's an MGP. 397 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,480 Is it 100%? 398 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,480 Probably not. 399 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,480 But do they do 90% of the shit out of Indiana? 400 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,320 You feel confident in saying it's MGP? 401 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,320 Probably. 402 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,320 It's high likelihood. 403 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:26,000 Any bourbon on the planet is going to buy their base from somewhere. 404 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 No. 405 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 No, no. 406 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,440 They're like wild turkey. 407 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,600 They grow their grains and they distill their own shit. 408 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:38,920 I would say most of the people that have been around for a long time. 409 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:45,600 So I think if the distillery, the distiller has been around a long time, they absolutely 410 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,600 do everything themselves. 411 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,600 Not necessarily. 412 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,280 I'd like to try to get a flow chart. 413 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:54,480 There's some well-known brands out there that are, they source from other folks, right? 414 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,480 Right. 415 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,520 And that provides a lot of, they call it juice, right? 416 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,160 The bourbon nerds. 417 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,680 Jeff knows a lot about where they come from. 418 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,680 And to me, I'm bewildered. 419 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,960 I'm like, I don't pay attention to that shit. 420 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,240 I'd like to see a big flow chart of that. 421 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:16,680 Jack comes from here, maker marks, just kind of a lineup of where all the influences come 422 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,680 from. 423 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,760 Well, so I know for a fact that Jack Daniels does everything in-house. 424 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,760 Everything. 425 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Start to finish. 426 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:30,560 And I would argue that probably most of the well-established brands probably are in-house. 427 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,560 Not necessarily. 428 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,560 Like Bullet? 429 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,560 I know. 430 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,560 I know. 431 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,560 There's a number of them. 432 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,560 Bullet is MGP, I believe. 433 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:41,200 I don't know if it's MGP, but that may be sourced from Heaven's Hell or Four Roses. 434 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,400 So the fact that it comes from MGP doesn't mean it's the same thing for everybody. 435 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,400 No. 436 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,400 They make something for somebody else. 437 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 Correct. 438 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,880 They have different mashbills, right? 439 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,880 Different grains. 440 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,320 So they have different grains, different mashbills, and they mix them all up and say, and then 441 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,400 people probably go up there in samples, I want that one. 442 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,720 I want this distillate because I think it'll turn into something good. 443 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,600 I want this one or this one, right? 444 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:07,320 So in other words, they're just outsourcing the original distillate. 445 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,320 Correct. 446 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320 Okay. 447 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,320 And finishing it in their own barrels or whatever. 448 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,320 Correct. 449 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,320 Okay. 450 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 All right. 451 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320 That makes sense. 452 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,320 Just like Oak and Eden, right? 453 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,320 They don't distill anything. 454 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,320 They buy the bourbon. 455 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,320 I don't know where from. 456 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:22,760 We'd have to look at the back of the bottle and then put their staves in it, right? 457 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,760 Their spirals. 458 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,760 Right. 459 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,760 I think Oak and Eden is from Indiana. 460 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,760 No, they're in grapevine. 461 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,760 Oh, the bourbon? 462 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,760 Like the original. 463 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 Right. 464 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760 Yeah, we can look. 465 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,760 We've got a bottle out there. 466 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:41,080 Also, they make bourbon in Japan, somewhere around the Oregon. 467 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,840 And it's the same thing. 468 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:48,240 They buy the multi-grain stuff and they infuse it with some of their trees over there. 469 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,240 Yeah. 470 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,800 So they have to buy it from here. 471 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,800 Right. 472 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,800 Then they can take it over there. 473 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,800 And do something to it. 474 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,800 And do something to it. 475 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,640 And then they can come back and say it's a Japanese whiskey. 476 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,640 Got you. 477 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,640 So it's a dog. 478 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,640 Right. 479 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,640 All right. 480 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,640 All right. 481 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,640 Well, let's get back to Mr. Producer. 482 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,920 If you could put back the, yeah, stelum. 483 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,920 All right. 484 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,920 So let's walk through this nose palette. 485 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,920 Finish. 486 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:09,920 Uniqueness. 487 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:10,920 Here we go. 488 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,320 We don't have to read the whole thing, but what do we got here? 489 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,000 The nose is traditional sense of vanilla. 490 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,920 It's got a bunch of spices, man. 491 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,920 I mean. 492 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,080 First off, it's hot. 493 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,080 They jam packed it. 494 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:24,160 Well, it says cinnamon and baking spices land on the tongue, complemented by savory clove. 495 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,200 Yeah, I could definitely hit that. 496 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,200 Oh, yeah. 497 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,200 And I taste like you. 498 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,960 I think you said it earlier. 499 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:34,360 I don't know if it was on the podcast, but I taste some tobacco on the back end. 500 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,360 Right. 501 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,280 So rye spice rushes forth. 502 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,720 I've also heard that called as tea. 503 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,720 Tea flavor. 504 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,720 Yeah. 505 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,360 When you do that, that's the rye that you're picking up. 506 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,360 Tea flavor. 507 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,360 OK. 508 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,400 I saw that or read that somewhere and we pick it up as tobacco. 509 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,400 Right. 510 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,440 Maybe it's a tea that we're we're sensing. 511 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,440 Right. 512 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,440 But that's the rye. 513 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,440 What I understand. 514 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,800 Man, I could totally taste the sweet spicy mix that's at the finish. 515 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,720 I think it's even says dry tobacco. 516 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,720 So there you go. 517 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,120 Yeah, I like it. 518 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,120 I like it a lot. 519 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:12,480 OK, so I think it tastes a lot better with a cube in there. 520 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,520 Just dumb it down a little bit. 521 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,920 And maybe that makes us I don't know. 522 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:22,400 It says despite the proof, despite the proof, it's quite easy to roll around in your mouth, 523 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,520 meaning it is one hundred and fourteen proof. 524 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,520 Is that right? 525 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,520 Yeah. 526 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,520 OK, so it's it's one fourteen point eight. 527 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,520 I think. 528 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,280 Yeah, it packs a punch from a proof perspective. 529 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,640 So it's good. 530 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,640 It's actually not bad at all. 531 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,640 It's a classic. 532 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,120 Yeah, that's a sweet and spicy. 533 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,840 You could definitely get that despite the bottle. 534 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,840 Yeah. 535 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,560 Yeah, the bottles. 536 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:45,760 But you know, we have bought bottles or we have bought based on the bottle. 537 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,960 Julie picked up that thirteen colonies. 538 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,960 Yeah. 539 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:49,960 Based off the bottle. 540 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,960 We like that. 541 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,960 You get lucky sometimes. 542 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:58,280 You know, as many bourbons are out there, thousands of them, it almost you want to put 543 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,360 you want to set yourself apart. 544 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,960 I think this one is a bottle. 545 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,480 Well, I think this one does because it's so generic. 546 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,240 It's kind of like in a bad way. 547 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,960 I think they're going to start making some of these bourbons. 548 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:17,440 Remember in the 60s, 70s, you would you go somewhere and you'd buy Brut by Fabergé and 549 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:22,880 it's in the form of a car or a bicycle or I mean, how they made out of anything. 550 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:27,360 You just you know, a grenade, a book, you know, anything they make these clones out 551 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,360 of. 552 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,360 You ever seen that? 553 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,360 No, no. 554 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,360 See these. 555 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,360 So the bottles are shaped in all these different things that you just said. 556 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,360 That's kind of cool. 557 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,360 That's kind of cool. 558 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,360 Yeah. 559 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,680 And it's just weird because you kind of. 560 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,360 Well, that's kind of a cool looking thing. 561 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,360 What? 562 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,360 Like a cologne? 563 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,360 Really? 564 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,520 Like either Stephen or Brandon has a cologne and it's in the shape of a flask wrapped in 565 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,520 leather. 566 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,520 Nice. 567 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,960 So it looks like a like an alcohol flask, but it's. 568 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,880 Can you imagine like open that up? 569 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880 You don't want to take a ship. 570 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880 That's your home warning. 571 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880 No shit. 572 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,240 Well, hopefully you'd spell it before you got any in. 573 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,280 But yeah, it would be bad. 574 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,280 Anyway. 575 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,280 Yeah. 576 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,520 So I do think I think I think it's important to set yourself apart with a unique bottle. 577 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,200 But anyway, it's not unique, but not the case. 578 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,360 But what's inside is good. 579 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,360 It is good. 580 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,360 And it's clear. 581 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,360 Yeah. 582 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,360 Like Noah's Mill. 583 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:16,000 At least there's this kind of a greenish tint to it, which I don't know if the colors have 584 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 an impact. 585 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,480 I mean, I guess it shouldn't because like Jack Daniels, Crown, all those are clear bottles. 586 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,720 But all the bottles I see from here, they're all clear. 587 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,880 Well, they should be. 588 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,000 You're wanting to show the hue of your of your bourbon. 589 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,920 Oh, I think that's important. 590 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,920 Correct. 591 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,920 Most of them are. 592 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920 Most of them are clear. 593 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,920 Yeah. 594 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:39,960 But if you've got if you've got a brown a brown glass bottle, I mean, you're hiding something 595 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,960 like I don't understand. 596 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,440 You bought the one that was solid black. 597 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,760 You can't even see the bourbon. 598 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,760 That's true. 599 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,760 We did. 600 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,320 Punchers chance of stuff floating in there. 601 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,320 I can't even see it. 602 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,320 Yeah, it's not bad. 603 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,320 It wasn't bad. 604 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,320 It wasn't bad. 605 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,640 But you know, but why do that? 606 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,640 Right. 607 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,640 Yeah, exactly. 608 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,880 Well, again, I think they're taking they're taking the uniqueness to a whole new level 609 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,040 in terms of the bottle. 610 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:04,720 But I think that it's going to start they're going to start doing more and more of that. 611 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,880 Yeah, as they try to last year, they kind of see that in the variety. 612 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,880 You kind of see that tequila. 613 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,280 You see a bunch of skulls out there, right? 614 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,280 Yeah. 615 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280 You see like tequila and skulls. 616 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,280 Yeah, they're trying to be all like, that's good. 617 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,080 Well, no, that's skulls and they have the dead. 618 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,080 That's big data. 619 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,080 Mexico. 620 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,080 Yeah. 621 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,080 Oh, that's true. 622 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,080 So there you go. 623 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,840 So I would like to get back to the Canton story. 624 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,520 I think I'll just about the corn dogs because I got the screen. 625 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,920 Well, that's where I'm headed. 626 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:36,400 I had no idea that they made corn dogs like the ones I'm saying anyway. 627 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,440 So we went to we dudes like us. 628 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:44,200 We've got we've got we've got a lot of legs to this journey for with dudes like us because 629 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,120 we are trying to represent dudes like us doing dudes like us. 630 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 631 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 632 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,120 I'm not doing anybody. 633 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,120 Yeah. 634 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,120 All right. 635 00:18:55,120 --> 00:19:01,800 So we are dudes like us is we're making crafts. 636 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:07,920 We've got a CNC machine with a router and we've got an etching machine with the CNC 637 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,840 machine from one affinity. 638 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,840 What? 639 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,840 Correct. 640 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,360 So we're making these projects and we're going to get it lined up to sell in downtown McKinney 641 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:20,240 at filtered coming up for the next event, which is like within a month. 642 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,200 And so we need to build a case. 643 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,360 I know we better get going. 644 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,360 Yeah. 645 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,360 We've got things to do. 646 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:32,640 So we to to kind of encapsulate different types of projects. 647 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:40,560 We went to where they sell crafts, which is one of the biggest crafts places that sell. 648 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,560 It is enormous. 649 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,560 It's enormous. 650 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,560 I don't know if it's the biggest of the country. 651 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,560 It's definitely the biggest in Texas. 652 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,560 Yeah. 653 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,560 So this is Kenton, Texas. 654 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,560 We saw the whole thing. 655 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,880 No, I think we missed some buildings. 656 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,880 Yeah. 657 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,120 So this is in Kenton, Texas. 658 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:58,120 And when he says crafts and stuff, I mean, so imagine just rows and rows and rows of 659 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:01,720 booths that sell everything you can possibly imagine. 660 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,720 Clothing. 661 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,720 Yeah. 662 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,160 They don't sell dildos or things like that. 663 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,160 We didn't see any. 664 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,200 Maybe those were back room stuff. 665 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,200 Could be. 666 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,200 I don't see any. 667 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,200 Could be an adult barn. 668 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,080 Oh, I didn't see that adult barn. 669 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080 I miss that. 670 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,880 Well, sometimes you walk up to the doors. 671 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:22,200 It's kind of like going to that bookstore. 672 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200 Rare books. 673 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,200 Yeah. 674 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,200 Oh, and you got to go there. 675 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,480 Say the little say a little code word. 676 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,480 Yeah. 677 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,480 Facebook. 678 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,480 I have no idea. 679 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,480 I was going to say something. 680 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,480 I'm not something. 681 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,480 Anyways, now we didn't see any of that stuff, but they do. 682 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,480 They've got everything. 683 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,480 They do. 684 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,480 T-shirts. 685 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,480 They've got desks. 686 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:44,600 They've got, you know, I didn't see bicycles there, but you know, furniture, furniture, 687 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,240 tables, food booths, cylinder, pickles and salsas. 688 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,240 Yeah, chandeliers. 689 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,240 Yep. 690 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,240 Tabasco or hot sauces. 691 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:58,160 Yeah, they got spices and sauces and but what we were looking for was woodworking stuff. 692 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160 We're trying to get ideas. 693 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,160 We were looking for crafts. 694 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,160 Right. 695 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,200 We're trying to get ideas for what other people are doing with woodworking products. 696 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200 And what works. 697 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,200 Right. 698 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,200 What sells. 699 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:12,840 If they made it onto the shelves there, then somebody took the time to do the research 700 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,160 on what would make it on the on the best list. 701 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,800 Or their own trial and error. 702 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,800 Right. 703 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800 Correct. 704 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800 So we went around taking a bunch of pictures. 705 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,800 I took a bunch. 706 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,800 I didn't take. 707 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,800 Yeah, I didn't take very many. 708 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800 I took a bunch. 709 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,120 I think you were taking most of them. 710 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,880 I was like, no reason to get duplicates of these things. 711 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,880 Yeah. 712 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:36,640 So we took a bunch in just to get some some tags and even went to stop by Bucky's. 713 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,640 We did stop by. 714 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,640 We did stop by Bucky's. 715 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,640 Picked up. 716 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,640 That place is a madhouse, man. 717 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,640 All was. 718 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,600 We had a clock on a Saturday and it was packed. 719 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,600 Packed. 720 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,600 Packed. 721 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,600 It was crazy. 722 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,600 Yeah, I don't get it. 723 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600 But it's a really cool. 724 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600 It's in the middle of nowhere. 725 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,240 I know, but it's a really cool store. 726 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,200 They have lots of like, you know, non food stuff. 727 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,200 Right. 728 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200 I tripped out with the first time I went to Bucky's. 729 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200 It's the Walmart of gas stations. 730 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200 And before I even went inside. 731 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,200 But nicer. 732 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200 Nicer than Walmart. 733 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:07,840 I was tripping out on the amount of the quantity of pumps they have out there. 734 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,840 Oh, yeah. 735 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,840 It's ridiculous. 736 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,320 Who the hell do these people think they are? 737 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,960 Yeah, but they're all they're all being used. 738 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,960 They are. 739 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,120 And I just like I was like, God bless. 740 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,480 I would say there's probably 30. 741 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,200 Would you say there's 30 rows of two pumps of four pumps? 742 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,200 Oh, man. 743 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200 How many rows are there? 744 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200 Maybe 18, 20. 745 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,680 Some are bigger than others. 746 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,720 They've probably got 100 pumps out there. 747 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,720 Yeah. 748 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,720 Easily. 749 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,720 I don't know what denominations. 750 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,720 It's insane. 751 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,720 There's there's this. 752 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,360 And plus they have a truck side. 753 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,360 And no, they don't. 754 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,160 There are no semis allowed. 755 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,040 But they've got an extension. 756 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,280 They've got an extension because they're starting buckets. 757 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:49,600 Start to come up with their own car wash area and they come up with a hotel area. 758 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,600 The one up here by us. 759 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,600 No semis allowed. 760 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,600 Well, maybe. 761 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600 I mean, I'm sure. 762 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,600 But there's somewhere. 763 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,800 They have a sign that says no semis allowed. 764 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,680 There was somewhere I saw that there were some semi trucks. 765 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,680 Maybe they're just around the corner. 766 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680 Those are the loves. 767 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680 Loves. 768 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,800 I think I just saw it, Mr. Producer. 769 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,440 I think it said 120. 770 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,440 Scroll up a little bit. 771 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,640 I think it said 120 gas pumps. 772 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,840 Keep going right there. 773 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:22,000 It says 53, 120 gas pumps opening second Alabama location. 774 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Yeah. 775 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 100 and you said 100. 776 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000 What did you say? 777 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 I said 100. 778 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Yeah. 779 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Impressive. 780 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 120 gas pumps. 781 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 God, lady, that's nuts. 782 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 And they're all being used. 783 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 I know. 784 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 It's crowded. 785 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 It's crowded. 786 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 It's a great store, though. 787 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Yeah. 788 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I mean, they sell a lot of stuff. 789 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,840 A lot of knickknacks, a lot of local, you know, a lot of Texas stuff for us. 790 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,240 They sell a lot of stuff that we want to sell. 791 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240 I mean, they do. 792 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240 They really do. 793 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,120 And actually, I saw more. 794 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,440 I saw more stuff in Buc-E's than I did at Canton in terms of what we want to sell, to 795 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,440 be honest. 796 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,440 Well, yeah, sure. 797 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,440 Anyway, but keep going. 798 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,440 What were you going to say? 799 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,560 Well, I mean, we were catching phrases. 800 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:02,080 We were taking pictures of what the plaques say. 801 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,400 You know, they've got all kinds of cute things. 802 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,400 I don't know. 803 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,280 You know what, let me just open my phone up and create some searching music. 804 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,760 They have a lot of a lot of Texas. 805 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,120 When I say Texas, a lot of, you know, like kind of like southern stuff. 806 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,120 Correct. 807 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,120 You know what I mean? 808 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:22,480 Like, y'all come back here, you know, that kind of y'all. 809 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,480 Y'all. 810 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,880 So just, you know, country draw stuff. 811 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:31,720 Yeah, we were just a few places that had barrels, wine barrels and bourbon barrels. 812 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,840 We didn't find a source for that. 813 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,880 Well, yeah, we got barrel lids. 814 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,880 Yeah. 815 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,880 And there was there was a lot of cool stuff. 816 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,840 I took a shitload of laundry room. 817 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,640 You got to know when to hold them. 818 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,200 You got to know when to fold them. 819 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,440 No one to walk away. 820 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,440 No one to run. 821 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,440 All right. 822 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,040 So that's a laundry room thing. 823 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,040 Yeah. 824 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,040 You got no one hold them. 825 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,040 No one to fold them. 826 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,880 And that is Kenny Rogers. 827 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,880 That's Kenny Rogers. 828 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,400 Kenny Rogers, who died not too long ago. 829 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,400 A couple years ago. 830 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,400 Yeah, I think so. 831 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,400 Yeah, he died. 832 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,400 He had lots. 833 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,400 Yeah, he had lots of surgery. 834 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,280 He doesn't look the same at the end as he did when probably where we knew him best from 835 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,520 six pack or whatever the BBC was. 836 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,520 Nice healthy beard. 837 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,080 Yeah, I mean, the manly man. 838 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,160 He looks he looked very to the world. 839 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,160 Frail. 840 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,120 You are a frail, but plastic surgery. 841 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,760 Oh, I hate that. 842 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,760 Why did I wish they wouldn't do that? 843 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,240 Pull up Kenny Rogers. 844 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,200 People just need to be comfortable in their own skin. 845 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,200 Stop getting work done. 846 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,400 It almost doesn't even look. 847 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,400 But you know what? 848 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,400 It makes them feel better. 849 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,400 That's a good point. 850 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,400 And it could have been, you know, what is the alternative? 851 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400 See, there. 852 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,400 Oh, good Lord. 853 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,400 Look at that. 854 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,400 Part of that is age, right? 855 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,400 No, that's work. 856 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,400 Like that one right there in the. 857 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,400 Yeah, look at that. 858 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,400 That doesn't even look like him. 859 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,400 No, it doesn't. 860 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,400 I'm sorry. 861 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,400 Like that. 862 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,400 That's Kenny Rogers. 863 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,400 I know with the big old beard. 864 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400 With the smoky eyes. 865 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,400 Looks like Michael McDonald. 866 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,400 He kind of got a little Kenny Loggins thing going on. 867 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,400 So he's got a little bit of a beard. 868 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,400 He's got a little bit of a beard. 869 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400 He's got a little bit of a beard. 870 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,400 He's got a little bit of a beard. 871 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:10,400 So what was amazing with Kenny Rogers for me is he was kind of fat and he went and got 872 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400 that liposuction. 873 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,400 Kenny Rogers get? 874 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,400 Yeah. 875 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,640 Well, yeah, if a country singer is getting liposuction, there you go. 876 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,640 Then he's obviously really worried about her. 877 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,640 Very vain. 878 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,640 Vain. 879 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,640 Yeah, that might be the right word. 880 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,640 But you know what? 881 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,640 You said you said a valid thing. 882 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:31,120 I always was very judgmental of people who get work done. 883 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,640 And then then I thought to myself, you know what? 884 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:40,320 If that's your hang up, let's imagine somebody is like afraid to like face the world or they 885 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,280 walk down the street with their head down and their eyes don't look, you know what I 886 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,280 mean? 887 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,480 Because they're always self-conscious about something. 888 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,120 They think their teeth are nasty. 889 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,920 That's an image problem. 890 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920 Right. 891 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:57,720 And if they go and get that fixed, who am I who am I to say that that's stupid or vanity? 892 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,160 Well, I mean, there's a degree to it, though. 893 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:06,560 But if it if it removes something that holds them back from being a happy person, then 894 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,560 fuck it, man. 895 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,560 Life is too short. 896 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,560 Go get that taken care of. 897 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,560 Go fix your teeth. 898 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,560 Go get hair plugs. 899 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,560 Go get hair plugs. 900 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,560 Go get this. 901 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:18,320 Doing something like that because your teeth are crooked or your nose is broke or something 902 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,320 like that is one thing. 903 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,320 It's one thing. 904 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,320 You can work down where it completely changes the way you look or it's an obsession because 905 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:27,000 there's people out there that are boobies. 906 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,480 Boobies, fake boobs. 907 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,400 I don't like augmentation. 908 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400 I don't like them personally. 909 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,400 Yeah, I like natural. 910 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,320 They just don't move very they don't. 911 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,320 They're hard looking. 912 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,320 Yeah, you can bounce a quarter off of them. 913 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,280 Yeah, they look natural to me. 914 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 How do you know that? 915 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280 I watched a YouTube video. 916 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,840 Oh, there's they have that on YouTube porn tube. 917 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,840 Red tube. 918 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,840 Red tube. 919 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,640 You guys called it red tube. 920 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,800 Oh, you guys. 921 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,120 I have never even heard. 922 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,440 You're the one who sent us the links. 923 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,800 Oh, shut your mouth. 924 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,800 I had never heard of red tube before until you guys said red tube. 925 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,960 And you never had never heard. 926 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,760 That was that was Jeff. 927 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,760 Me. 928 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,280 I mean, I've heard porn. 929 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,960 I've heard a porn hub. 930 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,320 You guys like what's a porn hub? 931 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,760 I was like, really? 932 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760 And you're like, RedTube. 933 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,760 I'm like, I was RedTube. 934 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,360 And you guys like, really? 935 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,760 So fake boobies out. 936 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,800 So I here's my thought on fake boobs. 937 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,120 There are some professional women out there. 938 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,960 When I say professional, I'm just saying young executives. 939 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,360 I think that if you get a breast augmentation and you're too young, too young would be like 940 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,360 in your 20s. 941 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,360 Oh, there are there are girls. 942 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,960 There's girls that are 17, 18. 943 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,960 Yeah, that's way too young. 944 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,960 Oh, absolutely. 945 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,560 I agree with that point. 946 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,920 And from a physical point, your body hasn't finished morphing into what it's going to 947 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,920 be. 948 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:54,680 And there's just and what it does is it creates a false sense of security. 949 00:28:54,680 --> 00:29:01,320 You know, things God makes you in a certain way to give you challenges so that you can 950 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,880 burst through those thresholds successful. 951 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,520 You can grow and be a confident, happy person. 952 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,640 You take a shortcut like that. 953 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,160 You know, it just it kind of cheapens you. 954 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160 Yeah. 955 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,480 I mean, it's I don't I mean, granted, you know, if I'm looking at some boobies, you're 956 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,240 going to appreciate a big set of boobies. 957 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,120 But at the same time, I don't look at it. 958 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,200 I look at it differently. 959 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,440 I look like those were those weren't earned. 960 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,200 Well, I think I think some of it has to do with self-confidence. 961 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,200 Right. 962 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,200 I know a lot of women who really don't have breasts. 963 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,200 Right. 964 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,200 Right. 965 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,200 Because they're flat or they didn't ever really grow. 966 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,200 But they they're self-conscious. 967 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,200 It's kind of what you said earlier. 968 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,200 Right. 969 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,200 Yeah. 970 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,960 And if you get that, you're like, I want to go to a C cup or something like that or D 971 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,960 cup or something like that. 972 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,800 But when you start getting to these where they're frickin volleyball. 973 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,800 Oh, yeah. 974 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,800 That's OK. 975 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,800 Ridiculous. 976 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,920 OK, but that's that's not you know, that's outside the norm. 977 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920 Right. 978 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,800 So let's talk about somebody that goes from a what is it smaller than an aid. 979 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,280 They have a triple a double a. 980 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:07,280 Say somebody that wants to go from an A to a C. OK, that way they feel like they look 981 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,280 good in the. 982 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,280 That's fine. 983 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,280 As long as it looks semi natural. 984 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,120 So who are we to judge that it gives them confidence and they look good in the clothes 985 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,240 that they're wearing and and I'm OK with that. 986 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,240 I'm fine with that. 987 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,080 But like I said, once you get beyond that. 988 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,080 Right. 989 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,680 It's like that doesn't do anything for me at all. 990 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,680 Yeah. 991 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:29,760 But you know, I can somewhat relate when I went when I have my penile reduction. 992 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,760 I just the tip. 993 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,720 No, I needed the whole thing. 994 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,400 Oh, yeah, because I mean, it was unmanageable. 995 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,840 But I just felt like, you know, I. 996 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,840 I can't keep. 997 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,840 No, no, no, no. 998 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,840 I think that joke's run its course. 999 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,840 Yeah, that's all course last night. 1000 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,840 That's all I had. 1001 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,840 OK, anyway, let's get back to Canton. 1002 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,840 That was a cool trip. 1003 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,840 We saw a lot of cool things. 1004 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,840 We ate that corn dog that mine went sideways. 1005 00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,840 You guys remember that? 1006 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,840 So OK. 1007 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,840 So first of all, I don't remember the name of the place, but the dogs were seven dollars 1008 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,840 to start. 1009 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,680 It was just like one of those county fair just a food cart. 1010 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,840 But they make it right in front of you, which is kind of cool. 1011 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,840 Yeah. 1012 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:17,240 They dip it in the batter and they, you know, it was words of advice that I'm going to share 1013 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,440 with folks out there. 1014 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:23,840 And you're at and you want to get because look, a good corn dog is, you know, you can 1015 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:32,240 go to the mall and there's this ruby, a salubrious, a briar, a salubrious, a salubrious, where 1016 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,520 they take the corn dogs, a regular hot dog, and they dip it in the cornmeal. 1017 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,840 And then it's just a regular corn dog. 1018 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,480 OK, normal hot dog. 1019 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:47,320 But when you go to the fair or these special events, you get the bigger extended dog. 1020 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,640 Oh, you're talking about the foot long. 1021 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,640 Yeah, the foot long. 1022 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,640 Right. 1023 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,760 So when you get that one, you're thinking that, you know, I'm getting the the in primo 1024 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,760 the premium. 1025 00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:00,040 I'm getting the large premium dog and then they're covering it. 1026 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,520 No, they didn't. 1027 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,000 So meat sucked. 1028 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,920 It was a regular size hot dog. 1029 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,920 Well, elongated. 1030 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,400 So so time out. 1031 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,220 So here's what the problem was. 1032 00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:10,480 The hot dog was crunchy. 1033 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,920 It was too firm. 1034 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,520 It wasn't cold, but it was kind of it was firm. 1035 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,640 Yeah, it was. 1036 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,640 It was firm. 1037 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,640 I don't even know how to. 1038 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,800 Yeah, it's just it's like you had to snap it. 1039 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,800 Yeah. 1040 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800 So here's here's where they screwed up. 1041 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,160 They just didn't boil or cook the hot dogs long enough. 1042 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,000 Like it had the hot dogs been done right. 1043 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,440 And then you put it in the batter. 1044 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,480 We would have been like, oh, my God, these were amazing. 1045 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,520 You think they just screwed up on the dog. 1046 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,520 Should they precooked them? 1047 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,000 Like have them in boiling water? 1048 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Of course. 1049 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 And then cook them into it? 1050 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Yeah. 1051 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 I don't know. 1052 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I don't know what the proper. 1053 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Absolutely. 1054 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,480 They have to because because when they dip it into the batter and they put that on, that's 1055 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,480 like instantaneous. 1056 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,360 We call a friend in who gained who has who's the authority on the corn dogs? 1057 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,360 Oh, I don't know. 1058 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,360 I don't know. 1059 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,560 Taylor, I'm have to go through my contact. 1060 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,560 Producers one and producers two. 1061 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,040 Oh, no, they're busy. 1062 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,040 They're bored. 1063 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,880 If I were to have a corn dog, the one prior to the ones I discussed earlier from the 1064 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,880 dog ones, I would the sole dogs. 1065 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,920 What I was trying to say, I would like a huge bratwurst dipped in cornmeal. 1066 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,920 Yeah. 1067 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,920 Why haven't they done that? 1068 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,960 Why don't they take a sausage dog or a bratwurst and put it in? 1069 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,960 Yeah. 1070 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,360 It was like, I wonder if I could do that myself. 1071 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,360 I have those little fryers. 1072 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,880 Yeah, you could do it yourself. 1073 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,880 Just make some cornmeal. 1074 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,880 What the hell? 1075 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,880 Why have you ever done that? 1076 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880 I don't know. 1077 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,880 All right. 1078 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,400 We're going to do the we're doing that this summer. 1079 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,200 We're doing the charcuterie meal. 1080 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,200 We'll do corn dog meal. 1081 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,200 We'll have different absolutely different wieners types. 1082 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,120 Yeah, we're going to do bratwurst. 1083 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,480 We're going to do sausages. 1084 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,480 What's the other one we were going to do? 1085 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,480 Or was that it? 1086 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,480 Well, that was it. 1087 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,640 That I said seafood, but policy to eat seafood. 1088 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,640 I eat catfish. 1089 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,640 That's river food. 1090 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,640 Let's do a fish fry. 1091 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,640 Yeah, fish fries. 1092 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,640 That's what it was. 1093 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,640 I want to do a fish fry. 1094 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,640 I'm good with that. 1095 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,640 And we can do shrimp. 1096 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,640 It's a cod. 1097 00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,640 Cod. 1098 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,640 What is that? 1099 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:05,560 I don't know why you made your face like that. 1100 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,680 What is the little little dinos or the what are the little freaking crawfish? 1101 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,200 Yeah, I'm out on crawfish sucking the brain out and sitting. 1102 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,200 You don't have to do that. 1103 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,200 Peeling off all the little pieces. 1104 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,200 And then you're like, oh, I got a peanut. 1105 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,200 That's good. 1106 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,200 I mean, what's the point? 1107 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,200 It's a lot of work. 1108 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,200 Honestly, I know it's the event. 1109 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,200 You sit out back. 1110 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,200 You're just feeling visiting, drinking, eating food. 1111 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:28,200 You're not sitting there going, I'm going to eat 10 pounds in a minute. 1112 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,200 OK. 1113 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,720 I'm trying not to be, you know, I have the five year old issue, right? 1114 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:37,200 Where I mean, I'm with the texture or the color. 1115 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,560 OK, so what does crawfish taste like? 1116 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,280 Don't say chicken. 1117 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,200 Have you ever had shrimp or lobster? 1118 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,920 It tastes like I've had shrimp and lobster. 1119 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,600 Then it's somewhere in there. 1120 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,960 Like so it's good. 1121 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,960 Yeah. 1122 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,640 So it's just like a small lobsters, essentially. 1123 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,320 So it is kind of like so the texture is about nasty looking, though. 1124 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,320 Well, you just rip it off and there's I know, but they're like they're like they're like 1125 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,320 to get from it. 1126 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,320 They're like ocean ants. 1127 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,800 I mean, you have we've had lobster. 1128 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,800 It's the same thing. 1129 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,960 So small animal and you pull off the tail and that's all you get. 1130 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:09,960 You get like this little tiny. 1131 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,960 I know. 1132 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,960 What's the point? 1133 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,960 It's a lot of work. 1134 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,760 Again, it's the it's the experience, right? 1135 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,760 A lot of crawfish boils. 1136 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,760 They're so gross looking. 1137 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,760 Yeah, but you know what? 1138 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,760 They do taste great. 1139 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,760 They're fabulous. 1140 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,640 It's I tell you what, I've never tried them. 1141 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,400 So I need to stop being a pansy. 1142 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,200 That's what it takes. 1143 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,000 Because they have the flavor of the actual crawdad. 1144 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,840 Is that what it's crawfish crawfish crawfish? 1145 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,200 What's the difference between a crawdad and a crawfish? 1146 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,200 Spelling. 1147 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,200 Same thing. 1148 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,200 Oh, nice. 1149 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,200 OK, keep going. 1150 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,200 It's also a crayfish. 1151 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,200 Well, crayfish is a little small bugs. 1152 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,200 Bugs. 1153 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,200 See what he's saying? 1154 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,200 Bug. 1155 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,600 But let's go to all shucks and we'll get a couple pounds. 1156 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,600 OK. 1157 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:59,560 But there's a thing is, is when you when you make it within the backyard thing, you got 1158 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,960 a huge vat and you got a boiling water and you've got you season the shit out of it. 1159 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,960 Yeah, you see it with a they're all screaming. 1160 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:12,480 You got slap your mama seasoning and you dump it in there and there's lots of it because 1161 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,040 it's heavenly seasoned. 1162 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,040 Oh, it's tremendous. 1163 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,320 I guess that's what they taste like. 1164 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,680 It's the seasoning for the most part. 1165 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,480 You feel the seasoning with on the shell. 1166 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,480 You fill the core. 1167 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,800 You open the meat. 1168 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,520 You've got new water is that you drop in there. 1169 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,680 Oh, and you've got the sausages, the kielbasa. 1170 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,480 You slice that up into like two, three inch chunks and you put shit loads in there. 1171 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:40,520 I'm talking a huge vat of crawfish and not the crawfish yet. 1172 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:45,880 Oh, crawfish is in a cooler, still alive, cleaned and they're still alive. 1173 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,880 Yes. 1174 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,000 Yeah, you don't want to boil them alive. 1175 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000 You know what? 1176 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Yes. 1177 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Yeah. 1178 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,600 And so you basically you have you put it all together. 1179 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,600 All right. 1180 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,040 And then once it's all what's the you put it in there for a certain amount of time for 1181 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,920 the potatoes to cook because the corn cooks relatively fast and the sausages are pretty 1182 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:11,200 much precooked, but they're all infused in this flavor, the seasoning. 1183 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,320 And then you dump the crawfish in there and then you hear. 1184 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:20,280 So they do scream and cry and like, tell my mommy, I love they don't have vocal cord, 1185 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,080 it's probably like gas escaping. 1186 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,080 They're there. 1187 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,760 Yeah, but they're still like, you know, crying out. 1188 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,040 You don't think so? 1189 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,040 They're like this rocks. 1190 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,840 I'm about to get eaten. 1191 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,840 They're like, what's up, dude? 1192 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,840 Are you ready? 1193 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,840 I'm ready. 1194 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,840 Yeah. 1195 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,800 So, you know, it's the, you know, it's the carapace that's squealing. 1196 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,800 Yeah. 1197 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,800 Carapace. 1198 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,800 Yes. 1199 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,800 Oh, boy. 1200 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,800 Yeah. 1201 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,800 Sean, help me with this. 1202 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,800 Sean is. 1203 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,800 All right. 1204 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,800 Well, we have a carapace. 1205 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,800 That's the shell. 1206 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,800 Hmm. 1207 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,800 Carapace. 1208 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,800 Not piss, carapace. 1209 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,800 Oh, carapace. 1210 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,800 Carapace. 1211 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:58,160 The dorsal section of the exoskeleton or shell in a number of animal groups. 1212 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160 You know what? 1213 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,160 I'm not going to ask. 1214 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,160 Including arthropods and crustaceans. 1215 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,160 I'm just not even going to ask. 1216 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,160 Well, there's vertebrates. 1217 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,160 Yeah. 1218 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,160 So just turtles and toys. 1219 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,160 Carapace. 1220 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,120 Oh, that's a shrimp over there. 1221 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:15,040 So when you go into a seafood restaurant and you're saying, yeah, can you give me a tool 1222 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,480 to help with this carapace? 1223 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,520 You could. 1224 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,520 And they would be like. 1225 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,520 Correct. 1226 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,520 They'd be like what? 1227 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,520 Did you say tool? 1228 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,520 A tool. 1229 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,520 Tool. 1230 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,520 Do you have a carapace? 1231 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,520 What's the base? 1232 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,520 Do you have a carapace tool? 1233 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,800 Well, they're going to be like, well, what type? 1234 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,880 Because we can, we're cut turtles open. 1235 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,880 We're cutting lobsters. 1236 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,880 You know. 1237 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,880 Which crustaceans. 1238 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:38,280 But you need a carapace tool to break open the shell. 1239 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,280 You don't ask for that? 1240 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,280 All right. 1241 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,280 We will next time. 1242 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,280 Actually, with the crawfish. 1243 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,840 And you know what I guarantee they would say? 1244 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,840 They'd say, I'm sorry. 1245 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,840 I'm sorry, what? 1246 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,840 What? 1247 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840 You need a, did you say cara? 1248 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,840 What did you say? 1249 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:50,840 Carapace. 1250 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,840 Caracaduce. 1251 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,840 And you're like, oh my God, you work here. 1252 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:54,840 Carapace. 1253 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,840 Do you not know what carapace is? 1254 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,200 I'm not going to go to a seafood restaurant with you, Jeff. 1255 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,200 Son of a bitch. 1256 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,200 I'm just not. 1257 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200 I mean, just too, there's too much going on. 1258 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,200 God, it's terrible. 1259 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,200 Yeah, it is terrible. 1260 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,200 Well, so it is good. 1261 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,880 Once you dump it on the table, you cover the table up with the newspapers and you take 1262 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,240 the whole pot and you, you don't want to dump the juices on there. 1263 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:17,560 But you know, kind of take a big ladle and you put it on the table. 1264 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,560 And if any of them are still crawling, they're all dead. 1265 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,440 You'll put that one back in. 1266 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,440 They're all dead. 1267 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440 No, they do. 1268 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,440 They do. 1269 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,040 Some do escape when they're, when you're putting them in there. 1270 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,040 It's kind of funny. 1271 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,040 It's like they grab with their claws. 1272 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,040 Yeah. 1273 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,040 Oh, they hang on. 1274 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,040 Oh, please. 1275 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,040 I have three kids. 1276 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,040 You like suck it. 1277 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,040 Your kids are in there already. 1278 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,040 Oh, God. 1279 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040 That is heartless. 1280 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:47,040 That's one thing they sell at Bucky's is they are these large vats where you cook the stuff. 1281 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,040 Yeah, there it is. 1282 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,040 Look how delicious that is. 1283 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,160 You got sausages, new potatoes. 1284 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:56,320 So everything in there, you got to break open and fish out the little tiny piece of meat. 1285 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,320 Yes. 1286 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,320 In the back. 1287 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,640 You can suck the guts out the brain too. 1288 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,000 No, I'm good. 1289 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,040 But that's, that's where a lot of the flavor gets housed because the insides are kind of 1290 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,840 an orange creamy center. 1291 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,840 Paul, here's the deal. 1292 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,840 Paul, listen, listen. 1293 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,840 That's called the mud. 1294 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,840 You're not helping. 1295 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,840 The more you eat. 1296 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,840 No, you're not selling it. 1297 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:21,160 The more you eat them, the easier it is that the whole experience happens. 1298 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,360 I mean, because when you first, your first time you do it, you just like, there's so 1299 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,360 much you're throwing away. 1300 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,760 What do you so much you're throwing away. 1301 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,480 And then after a while you're, you get used to the taste and then you get used to the 1302 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:36,240 texture and then, and then all of a sudden you're sucking the other stuff. 1303 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,560 You are a five year old. 1304 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:42,360 I think I would need to be on like a survivor show, like Bear Grylls. 1305 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,920 What you need to do is just do it. 1306 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920 Just do it. 1307 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:45,920 To where I'm starving to death. 1308 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,920 Just say this is lobster. 1309 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,920 It's really small. 1310 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,920 Yeah, you're eating like 20 of them. 1311 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,720 And by the time you're finished with that 20th one, you're going to be inexperienced. 1312 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:55,480 I mean, because you're not, you don't go out being like, I'm going to suck the hell off 1313 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,480 that fricking thing. 1314 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,880 No, it's something that happens over time. 1315 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,520 I think if I can eat spam, I can eat crawfish. 1316 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,520 Yeah. 1317 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,520 Well, how about those canned oysters? 1318 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,520 I mean, if you can. 1319 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,640 I can't, I can't do oysters. 1320 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,640 You never did those, did you? 1321 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,640 No. 1322 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,640 There was a shot of that. 1323 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,640 I ran away. 1324 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,640 I had one. 1325 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,640 Oh, they were disgusting. 1326 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,640 Well, there you go. 1327 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,640 See? 1328 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,640 Then why would I want one? 1329 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,640 Oh my God, this tastes horrible. 1330 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,640 You got to try this. 1331 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,640 No, we tell you if it tastes bad. 1332 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,640 Don't try the canned oysters. 1333 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,640 I ate two. 1334 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,640 Oh. 1335 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,640 Yeah. 1336 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,640 Why would you do that? 1337 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,640 Yeah, I learned one was enough for me. 1338 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,640 Hey, you know what? 1339 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,640 I wanted to give it a try. 1340 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,640 After the first one, you were like, oh God, that's the worst thing I've ever tried. 1341 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,640 Maybe it was a bad one. 1342 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,640 Give me another one. 1343 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,640 Give me another one. 1344 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,640 Yep. 1345 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,640 It's still bad. 1346 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,640 Yeah, it's terrible. 1347 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,880 I'll send you guys a picture of that not too long ago. 1348 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,240 They're just terrible looking. 1349 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,240 Terrible. 1350 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,240 Terrible. 1351 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:42,560 This is a big booger is what it looked like. 1352 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,560 That was a fun mistake. 1353 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,560 Oh God. 1354 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,560 Yeah. 1355 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,560 But it was a mistake. 1356 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,840 But I say we planned another one. 1357 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,680 So we had canned meat night. 1358 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,640 We had to do the charcuterie, which isn't quite as exciting or as adventurous. 1359 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,640 No, it wasn't like summer sausages, fruits, and pork meats. 1360 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,400 Yeah, but that's not a dinner. 1361 00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,400 That's an appetizer. 1362 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,400 No, that's a dinner. 1363 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,880 You get cheeses, you get olives, you get some little... 1364 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,840 Oh yeah, with broaching and sliced French rolls. 1365 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,840 That's a meal? 1366 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,840 Sure. 1367 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,120 You get chocolate pieces and some fig jam and some crackers. 1368 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,120 I'm listening. 1369 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,480 And it's not a cheap dinner. 1370 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,400 I'll give it a bet. 1371 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,400 Did you say chocolate? 1372 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,400 Did you say cake? 1373 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400 Yeah, I meant fig. 1374 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,400 Yeah, that's not a charcuterie board. 1375 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,400 No, it isn't. 1376 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,400 That's spam. 1377 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,400 I love spam. 1378 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,400 I love the canned meats. 1379 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,400 I got to buy some of that. 1380 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,400 Have you tried the bacon flavored spam? 1381 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,400 No. 1382 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,400 I just saw it up there. 1383 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,400 I've never had it, but I just saw it up there. 1384 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,400 I'm buying that the next time I go to Kruger. 1385 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,400 Yeah, right there. 1386 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,400 Bacon. 1387 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:38,400 All right, so is there anything else on the...? 1388 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:45,120 Yeah, we had talked a little more about the first Monday. 1389 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:51,160 So we went out there and there's, for one thing, it's very pro-Trump, which we were 1390 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,160 all for. 1391 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,160 Well, I mean, come on. 1392 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,160 You're in Texas, right? 1393 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160 Right, right. 1394 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:59,320 Well, what's funny, I think it's funny, is you had these booze that were selling nothing 1395 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,640 but pro-Trump, very patriotic shirts. 1396 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,640 F Joe Biden. 1397 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:08,160 Second Amendment supporting anti-media, the whole nine yards. 1398 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,160 De-fund the media. 1399 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,760 Lots of t-shirts, right? 1400 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,560 And there was zero Joe Biden booze. 1401 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,560 Yeah, zero. 1402 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:15,560 There weren't any. 1403 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:22,320 And to think how close the last Senate race was with Cruz, dumbass, Beto. 1404 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,320 Beto, Beto. 1405 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,760 There's a Beto sign down the street. 1406 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,760 Are you kidding? 1407 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,760 I got out and threw up on it. 1408 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:29,760 Good for you. 1409 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,480 No, not really, but I was just like, really? 1410 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,480 We didn't learn from last time. 1411 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,480 And now he's running for governor. 1412 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,480 That's what I mean. 1413 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,480 That's the governor. 1414 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,480 Beto for governor. 1415 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,520 It looks just like his other ones, right? 1416 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,040 Beto, Beto Cuck. 1417 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,040 He's trying. 1418 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,520 He'll settle for anything. 1419 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,920 I mean, he's just trying to get any office. 1420 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,360 I think he's an attention whore. 1421 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,880 Yeah, he's desperate for attention. 1422 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:55,760 All right, so Beto is Spanish for Rob. 1423 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,760 He's Irish. 1424 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,760 His name is Rob. 1425 00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,760 He's Irish. 1426 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:00,760 Is that right? 1427 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,760 Can you look that up? 1428 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,760 It's Robert. 1429 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,520 I think his name is Robert or Rob, and Beto is Spanish for Rob. 1430 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,440 It's like Robert O'Shaughnessy or something like that. 1431 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,560 There's nothing Hispanic about him. 1432 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,560 Not at all. 1433 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,560 There's nothing. 1434 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,000 I think the fact that he was out in El Paso, he considers himself part of the group. 1435 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,400 He's full of shit. 1436 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,360 So Beto, what's Beto's real name? 1437 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,400 No, no, no. 1438 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,400 What's Beto's real name? 1439 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,440 All right, so let's see here. 1440 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:34,040 It's a nickname for given names, Alberto, Albertino, Bertone, Roberto. 1441 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,040 There we go, Roberto. 1442 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,160 So his name is Robert or it's Rob. 1443 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,400 No, it's Robert. 1444 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,040 Like I said, he's Irish Catholic. 1445 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,040 Right. 1446 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:51,920 So there's nothing Hispanic or Latin American or anything, but he's catering to the... 1447 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:52,920 That's not even his last name. 1448 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,400 Oh no, he's catering to the Hispanic vote by calling himself Beto. 1449 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:04,880 The buzz is that he would hire his maids and his name's Robert, right? 1450 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:14,320 So the maids would call him Beto because that's Roberto, but it gets even shorter after that. 1451 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,320 It's Beto. 1452 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,320 Yeah, that's a nickname. 1453 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,320 From Roberto. 1454 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,320 A Spanish nickname for Roberto. 1455 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:25,400 It's pronounced, because when I lived in El Paso, lots of people were... 1456 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,760 They called lots of people Beto. 1457 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:31,520 Hey Beto, but it wasn't Beeto or Beto. 1458 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,520 Or Betacuck? 1459 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,520 It's Beto. 1460 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,520 No, they say Beto. 1461 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,520 He's a beta. 1462 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,520 It's kind of a weird where you stick the tongue on the top of the mouth. 1463 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,520 Is the B a V? 1464 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,520 No. 1465 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,520 No? 1466 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,520 Is the B a V? 1467 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,520 It's kind of like a flat B. 1468 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,520 Like I'm going to veto you? 1469 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,520 Instead of a B, it's Beto. 1470 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,520 I don't know. 1471 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:50,520 Anyway, keep going. 1472 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,040 I don't want to say it, so I'm not going to learn it. 1473 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,040 That's just what... 1474 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,040 We'll go for you. 1475 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,040 Fight back. 1476 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,560 One of the producers texted me a little factoid, so I was just like... 1477 00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:03,120 He said that the name came from the maids that were servicing their house in the mansion. 1478 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,120 There's a... 1479 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,120 Oh, he's in a mansion? 1480 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,120 Mr. Beto. 1481 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:07,120 Mr. Beto. 1482 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,360 What does he do for a job to afford a mansion? 1483 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,800 His wife is wealthy, and he doesn't do with it. 1484 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,800 He doesn't do fit. 1485 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,800 Beto doesn't do fit. 1486 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,800 Hold on, was he the mayor? 1487 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,800 What mayor? 1488 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,800 He's the mayor? 1489 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,800 Oh, that's right. 1490 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,800 Robert O'Rourke. 1491 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,800 That's his name, Robert O'Rourke. 1492 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,800 He's been in public... 1493 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:23,800 That's so stupid. 1494 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,800 He's been in public office. 1495 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,680 I mean, people can't see through this crap. 1496 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,000 Roberto O'Rourke. 1497 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,640 Was he the mayor of El Paso? 1498 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,640 I don't know. 1499 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,640 I believe so. 1500 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,400 He's either the mayor or the congressman for El Paso. 1501 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,960 Seriously, what... 1502 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:38,960 16th... 1503 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,960 Yeah, congressional district. 1504 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,760 Oh, so he wasn't even the mayor. 1505 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,760 No. 1506 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,320 Honestly, I would give him more credit if he was the mayor. 1507 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,960 Well, because he'd have more to do. 1508 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,960 Correct. 1509 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,080 When you're the mayor or a governor, you are the head honcho. 1510 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,520 You're the guy in charge. 1511 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,800 You're the woman in charge. 1512 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:59,280 That's why when they totally dogged on Sarah Palin, I was like, time out. 1513 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:04,440 She was the governor of Alaska, meaning the president of the state of Alaska. 1514 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,400 She was the number one leader of Alaska. 1515 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,400 Don't give me the shit that she'd not qualified for anything. 1516 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,840 Beto is just a fucking congressional representative. 1517 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,840 He's like AOC. 1518 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,840 He's nothing. 1519 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:22,000 He's honestly nothing other than making sure that congressional money makes their way to 1520 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,120 his constituents in El Paso. 1521 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,520 He doesn't answer to anybody. 1522 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,020 He doesn't lead anybody. 1523 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:30,480 He doesn't deal with crisis planning. 1524 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,380 He doesn't deal with flooding in their city. 1525 00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:35,560 He doesn't deal with anything. 1526 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:41,440 He's just a guy that's been sent to Congress to make sure that money comes back for the 1527 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,440 constituents. 1528 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,440 Well, do we have Mayor Pete? 1529 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,440 Was he qualified? 1530 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,440 Not at, well, more than Beto. 1531 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,440 I was just giving your argument to you. 1532 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,440 The booty egg. 1533 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,440 The booty egg or booty a. 1534 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,440 Booty. 1535 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,440 Booty, Mr. Booty. 1536 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,440 Booty. 1537 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,440 Booty Judge. 1538 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,440 Booty Jeej. 1539 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,440 Who's now sitting there telling us to buy cars. 1540 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,440 Hold on. 1541 00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,440 He was the mayor of what? 1542 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,440 We can save money on gas. 1543 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,440 I know. 1544 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:02,440 I know. 1545 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,440 Five dollars a gallon of gas. 1546 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,680 We can save money by buying an electric car. 1547 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,680 He's a fucking moron. 1548 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,560 Anyway, well, he was a mayor of whom? 1549 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,560 Buddy egg. 1550 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,560 South. 1551 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,560 That wasn't South Bend, was it? 1552 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,320 No, that's it was a very small town. 1553 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,520 Mr. Producer, Pete Booty Egg or Booty. 1554 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,520 Booty. 1555 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:20,520 Booty Judge. 1556 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,520 Booty Judge. 1557 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,520 Spell that. 1558 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,520 B-E-T. 1559 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,520 No, B-U-T-T. 1560 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,520 G-U-G-E. 1561 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,520 Pete. 1562 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,520 Pete Booty. 1563 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,720 Yeah, I want to know what he was the mayor of. 1564 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:35,320 And I will give that a little respect because he was the mayor, meaning the head guy. 1565 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,680 There he is. 1566 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,240 Of course, honestly, you guys know this. 1567 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,640 The city manager runs the city, right? 1568 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,640 You guys know that, right? 1569 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:42,640 It's not the mayor. 1570 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,640 Correct. 1571 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,640 It's the city manager that runs cities. 1572 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,640 Correct. 1573 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:50,880 Anyway, he was the mayor of what? 1574 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:56,360 And if you're going to tell me it's a 40,000, a person of 30,000 people. 1575 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,360 South Bend. 1576 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,960 It was a very small. 1577 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,120 OK, how many people live in South Bend? 1578 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,120 Two. 1579 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,800 I thought so many kids were there. 1580 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,040 It was Pete and his wife. 1581 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,040 Yes. 1582 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,040 Oh, no, it's another wife. 1583 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,720 I want to know how many people live in. 1584 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,200 He's married to a guy. 1585 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,200 In. 1586 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,200 Oh, that's right. 1587 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,200 So he had maternity leave, yet neither him nor his husband gave birth. 1588 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,000 He had three months. 1589 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,120 Mayor of South Bend. 1590 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,720 How many people live in South Bend? 1591 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,240 It's a very small town. 1592 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,240 Indiana. 1593 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:33,720 Thirty second mayor of South Bend, Indiana, for eight years, which earned him the nickname 1594 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,320 of Mayor Pete. 1595 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,320 Wow. 1596 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:42,800 He kind of reminds me what an amazing reminds me of the he was the presidential Dukakis 1597 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,400 is he the one in the tank with the stupid helmet? 1598 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,560 He looked just absolutely ridiculous. 1599 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,560 He ran against. 1600 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,920 Was it Reagan or Bush? 1601 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,920 The first Bush. 1602 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,600 Anyway, that's who he reminds me of. 1603 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:04,240 So he goes from the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, to running for president. 1604 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:05,960 That's like the that's like the mayor. 1605 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,860 It's like the mayor of Guenther. 1606 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:12,400 Can you look up how many people live in South Bend, Indiana? 1607 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,680 It's like some small Texas. 1608 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,840 I bet you I bet you it's no more than seventy five thousand people. 1609 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:17,840 I don't know. 1610 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,800 And he's going to go from there to run for president of the United States. 1611 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,560 And now he's a transportation secretary. 1612 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,320 They had to give us something. 1613 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,560 No, they didn't. 1614 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,320 No, they didn't have to give him anything. 1615 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,520 But that's the way the good old boys system works. 1616 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,520 Right. 1617 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,520 All right. 1618 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,520 Here we go. 1619 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,200 Please, please surprise me and tell me it's like six hundred thousand people. 1620 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,680 No, it's small. 1621 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,840 Oh, my God. 1622 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,120 A hundred thousand people. 1623 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,760 The city we live in is three times that size. 1624 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:50,760 Oh, the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, with a population of a hundred thousand people, 1625 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:55,640 he thinks he's qualified to be president of the United States of America. 1626 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,640 Are you kidding me? 1627 00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,080 They can't you know why he shot to prominence because he's gay. 1628 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,080 That's it. 1629 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:07,480 Well, the reason that transportation job is for they wanted him to bow out of the race. 1630 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,600 And they were like, all right, look, if you bow out, you know, we'll get you hooked up. 1631 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,600 Amazing. 1632 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,240 And he knows nothing about transportation as obvious as these freaking interviews that 1633 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,240 he's given. 1634 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:20,560 He knows and the stuff or comments that he's making. 1635 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,560 Incredible. 1636 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,440 So there's a new mayor. 1637 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,440 That's the new mayor. 1638 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,440 Mayor Pete. 1639 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,880 Mayor Pete is the chief executive of the city of South Bend. 1640 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:28,880 Wow. 1641 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,680 I wonder how much he's getting paid. 1642 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:32,840 Well, we would do that. 1643 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,840 They don't make shit. 1644 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,840 Yeah. 1645 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,800 How much politicians get paid locally. 1646 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,560 And it's surprisingly very small. 1647 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,160 I can't believe it. 1648 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:43,800 A hundred thousand people. 1649 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:49,120 This guy has no credibility whatsoever to be in a high profile, very important role 1650 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,120 in any anywhere. 1651 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,120 Anywhere. 1652 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,120 Yeah, I don't know. 1653 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,120 That's incredible. 1654 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,120 Sorry. 1655 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,840 I'm letting my hate spill over here right now. 1656 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,840 OK, what were we talking about before we were talking about the first Monday still? 1657 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:02,840 Because I got on. 1658 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,560 I was like, there were several booths of very patriotic pro Trump. 1659 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,560 Yes, I like that. 1660 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,240 And there was zero Biden Democrat booths. 1661 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,240 Zero. 1662 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,240 Zero. 1663 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,240 There weren't any. 1664 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,240 Let's imagine there was one. 1665 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,920 Let's say there was a pro Biden stall. 1666 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,040 How do you think that would go? 1667 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,040 I would have said something. 1668 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,040 It would have gotten egged. 1669 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,960 No, I don't think it would have been egged, but it probably would have gotten heckled. 1670 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:27,960 Big time. 1671 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:28,960 It would have gotten heckled. 1672 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,960 If I were there, I'd be uncomfortable. 1673 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,960 By a lot of people. 1674 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:31,960 Yeah. 1675 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,960 Sorry, go ahead. 1676 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,800 And there were people walking around with guns, which I thought was fantastic. 1677 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,800 Oh, yeah. 1678 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,800 Well, it's just on the big old holster, right? 1679 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,800 Yeah. 1680 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:40,800 Sidearm. 1681 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:41,800 I think it's great. 1682 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:42,800 Yeah, it was pretty cool. 1683 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:48,760 I think the, you know, I think stuff like that to me kind of keeps things tame. 1684 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:53,760 You know, if you see a bunch of people walking around with guns and, you know, it's not part 1685 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:54,760 of a committee. 1686 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,240 You know, they're just like random people. 1687 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,760 Hey, I've got my gun. 1688 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,280 You know, it just keeps everybody in check. 1689 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,280 It does. 1690 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,000 You know, I mean, it's just like, all right, well, I guess this is the wrong place to be 1691 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 holding up people. 1692 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Yeah. 1693 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Yeah. 1694 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Right. 1695 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,120 No, I mean, you freaking steal someone's purse, you're probably going to get capped. 1696 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,120 You know what? 1697 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,120 Let me share a quick story. 1698 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,000 Let me share a quick story on that. 1699 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,080 So my brother and I were driving back from Tucson. 1700 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,080 You shot someone? 1701 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,080 We drove to Texas. 1702 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,080 Okay. 1703 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,080 Back there. 1704 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,080 And we decided to drive all day. 1705 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,880 We drove for 11 hours on the first day. 1706 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:24,880 Right. 1707 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:30,000 So we drive all the way from Arizona through New Mexico into Texas and we stopped in Junction, 1708 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,560 Texas, and we're arriving at midnight. 1709 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,560 Okay. 1710 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,440 So we pull up this up to this hotel. 1711 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:42,000 I pull into into the little, you know, lobby lobby area and I look inside and there is 1712 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,320 a young woman, young woman walking to the door. 1713 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,680 No, she's not nude. 1714 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,720 She was walking to the door. 1715 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:49,720 She unlocks the door. 1716 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:50,720 What was she wearing? 1717 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:51,720 Well, hold on. 1718 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:52,720 She means everything. 1719 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:57,120 She unlocks the door and she walks back and sits down behind the desk. 1720 00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,000 So I'm like, okay, did she just lock it when she saw that I drove up? 1721 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,240 No, she unlocked it. 1722 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,480 She saw I drove up. 1723 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,480 I walk in. 1724 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,200 She's got a pistol on her hip. 1725 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,200 Sure. 1726 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,200 Right. 1727 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,200 And I'm like, just back to what you were saying. 1728 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,840 I was like, that was the sexiest thing I've ever seen. 1729 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,840 Here's this 20. 1730 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:15,600 I bet she was 26, 27. 1731 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,600 She wasn't nude. 1732 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,600 She had the holster on. 1733 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:22,560 Yeah, she was completely naked except for a gun on her hip. 1734 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,000 What is wrong with you guys? 1735 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000 So this was at a hotel? 1736 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,920 Yeah, this is a hotel that my brother and I stayed at. 1737 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,160 And so the lady that worked the front was packing. 1738 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,160 Nice. 1739 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,560 She carried like a desert eagle. 1740 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,560 It was super cool. 1741 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,200 I'm sure it's legal, but I'm sure I didn't think that was policy. 1742 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:39,480 Well, if it's if her family owned it, I think the owners, I think they know it. 1743 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,480 I think they own it. 1744 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,480 And she was super sweet. 1745 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,960 And I was like, oh, you got the late shift. 1746 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,880 She goes, I got every shift, which tells me she works there. 1747 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,880 Right. 1748 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,880 She probably lived there. 1749 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:53,520 Well, and her kids, she had a kid sitting in the chair next to her. 1750 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,600 And then another kid came out the back and she was like, go back to bed. 1751 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,600 She was 20. 1752 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,600 I can't sleep. 1753 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,320 I think she was I think she's in her mid 20s. 1754 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,320 Is that midnight? 1755 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,320 Oh, yeah. 1756 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,800 Kind of racket they're running over there. 1757 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,040 Well, the kids were like all blurry eyed. 1758 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,600 And I mean, she lives there. 1759 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,000 She lives there in the front room. 1760 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Right. 1761 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,360 I mean, it was I know. 1762 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,360 What kind of gun was it? 1763 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,360 Big Desert Eagle. 1764 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:20,120 It was a 44 Magnum. 1765 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:24,080 I'm just saying it was when you walked in, she was like, I let me just say, I thought 1766 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,080 it was cool. 1767 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,080 I think it was prudent. 1768 00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,080 Right. 1769 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,080 Sure. 1770 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,400 You never know what kind of riff raff pulled up to the so junction is there is like nothing 1771 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,880 around on nothing, nothing around. 1772 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,840 And is it close to the border? 1773 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:36,840 Relatively. 1774 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:41,080 I mean, probably with the mommy within three or four hours of the there's a pin on the 1775 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,080 map. 1776 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,080 Remember, there's nothing there. 1777 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,080 So it's in between San Angelo. 1778 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,080 There it is right there. 1779 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,080 San Antonio. 1780 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,080 Yeah. 1781 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,480 I mean, you may get some Texas. 1782 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:53,280 You may get some that small, you know, where there isn't a lot of traffic. 1783 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,800 You may get a lot of illegals coming through that way. 1784 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800 Oh, I bet. 1785 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,360 You know, I bet. 1786 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,360 Was it by Mauricio's Quick Stop or the Big Hungry Cafe? 1787 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:07,680 Actually, I think it was down the road a little bit further, actually, to the to the east. 1788 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,680 It was called Oyo. 1789 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,160 Oyo. 1790 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,320 Oyo. 1791 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,400 Oyo Hotels. 1792 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,400 You can look that up. 1793 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,520 South Yano Floral. 1794 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,440 I don't know. 1795 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,440 I just know we were tired. 1796 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,440 We had driven 11 hours that day, which is not really a lot. 1797 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,440 But it's not. 1798 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,440 No, it's not. 1799 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,160 And then we see it is, you know, I drove 18 hours in two days. 1800 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,640 So I mean, that's not 11 hours in a day is a lot. 1801 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,640 It's a lot. 1802 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:38,680 I mean, I drove from I mean, we have all drawn long distances, but like from from here to 1803 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,720 Alabama, you know, that was tiring. 1804 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:43,760 By the time I was in Alabama, I was like, I'm done. 1805 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,760 I don't want to drive anymore. 1806 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,080 And I'll tell you what, when you stop at the rest stop after driving that many hours and 1807 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:55,480 then like you're you know, you're standing at the urinal and these white lines are flashing 1808 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,040 by your eyes. 1809 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,040 I'm telling you, that's it. 1810 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,040 It messes you up. 1811 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,760 You're still seeing that problem. 1812 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,920 And you're still in. 1813 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,200 I rent a car that's got the the. 1814 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:11,240 So you watch TV when you drive by itself, the little readers that could tell you that 1815 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:13,280 if you're in the lane, you have the VR goggles on. 1816 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,640 If you start to veer off a little bit, it gives a little nudge. 1817 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,640 Hey, hey, hey, buddy. 1818 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,640 That is so irresponsible. 1819 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:24,720 And in addition to that, I've got the sensor that spaces you from the car in front of you. 1820 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:30,440 So if I set the car in front of you real quick, that is so irresponsible. 1821 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,440 Irresponsible. 1822 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:32,440 It's the end. 1823 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,040 And you're sitting there watching the walking dead. 1824 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,800 I wouldn't do anything because the brakes get slammed on automatically. 1825 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,720 You're kidding me. 1826 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,320 It's the fact that you're so irresponsible. 1827 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,440 But you literally don't even pay attention to the road. 1828 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,440 I pay attention. 1829 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,440 No, you don't. 1830 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:51,720 I'm looking at the road, but you're saying time I can look over at the TV or the tablet 1831 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,200 and TV while you drive. 1832 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,200 But you know what else? 1833 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,200 That's highly illegal. 1834 00:57:55,200 --> 00:58:00,040 You are going down the street and you're and you're looking at the lake next to you or 1835 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,040 the mountains in the background. 1836 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:04,480 I pay attention to the road and only the road. 1837 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,480 Me too. 1838 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,480 Me too. 1839 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,200 Man, look at you. 1840 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,960 You're one of those Tesla people who's sleeping in the front seat. 1841 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,760 We're having sex. 1842 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,760 Time out. 1843 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:15,760 With who? 1844 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,760 Yeah, yeah. 1845 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:17,760 Is that an option? 1846 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:18,760 My wife won't go with me. 1847 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:19,760 Sex mode. 1848 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:20,760 Is there something that protrudes out of the front dash? 1849 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:21,760 Oh, is that one of those sit and spins? 1850 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:22,760 I don't think it's a singular. 1851 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:23,760 It's kind of difficult to spin in a Tesla. 1852 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:24,760 I don't know. 1853 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:34,640 Maybe one of those chairs that just like a little suction device. 1854 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,640 You're like, maybe I do need to buy a Tesla now. 1855 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,640 No, put it on his cruise control. 1856 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,000 I have a problem with the Tesla. 1857 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000 I'd buy that. 1858 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,440 And you see what you see what the Elon Musk said. 1859 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,160 He's like, it's time to pump more gas. 1860 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,160 Hard time. 1861 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,160 Hard. 1862 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,160 What do you say? 1863 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,160 Something. 1864 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,160 Something times require. 1865 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:56,760 Rough times require extreme time to require extreme measure. 1866 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,760 Something like that. 1867 00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,880 He said, even if it hurts my company. 1868 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,240 Yeah, pump more oil. 1869 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,640 I love it. 1870 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,640 He's very rational. 1871 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,640 He's pragmatic. 1872 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,640 He's logical. 1873 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,640 Pragmatic. 1874 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,640 That's the perfect word for it. 1875 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,640 Yeah. 1876 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,000 And he's doing a lot of good. 1877 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,520 Him putting his satellites over Ukraine was just a crazy. 1878 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:20,120 I don't know if he's applicable to get the Nobel Peace Prize for something like that. 1879 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:25,800 They won't let him have it at this point because he's spoken out against the establishment 1880 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,800 too much. 1881 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:32,240 But it is it is something that would deem him worthy of it. 1882 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,240 Of course. 1883 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,840 Trump was deserved as well. 1884 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:35,840 He didn't get it. 1885 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:42,040 Oh, well, I think even more so than massively deserved, massively deserved for doing the 1886 00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,040 Lincoln Abraham Accords. 1887 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,040 Abraham Accords. 1888 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,040 Abraham Accords. 1889 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,040 Yeah. 1890 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,360 So something else happened. 1891 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:55,920 Elon Musk, he deployed those satellites for his SpaceX, no SpaceX, his Starlink. 1892 00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:01,760 Then something else happened to where he was telling the people what they need to do. 1893 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:02,760 You know what I'm talking about? 1894 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,320 So all those people that have Starlink now have no Internet. 1895 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,760 So if you would have gotten Starlink up in Colorado, those satellites are gone. 1896 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,840 No, no, no. 1897 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:10,840 He launched more. 1898 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,240 Oh, he launched two new ones or whatever. 1899 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,240 I believe so. 1900 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,460 Just for the Ukraine issue. 1901 01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:16,460 I believe so. 1902 01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:18,460 It's a little more than an issue, but. 1903 01:00:18,460 --> 01:00:20,080 But then I don't know. 1904 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,920 I don't know anything about this. 1905 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:28,580 But also, but also something else happened in like in in motion that he said, we're going 1906 01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:29,580 to do this. 1907 01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:32,000 And this is and he told the people, this is how you're going to get Internet. 1908 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,120 You need to do this and this. 1909 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:38,160 I mean, he's you know, my point is he's like actively monitoring and his company is actively 1910 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:41,680 making sure where they have Internet. 1911 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,680 He's from Zimbabwe. 1912 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:43,680 Elon Musk. 1913 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,680 South Africa. 1914 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,680 I don't know. 1915 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:46,680 Was he born here? 1916 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:53,200 I know he has kind of an accent, but I think I think he is Canadian potentially. 1917 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,240 I don't know. 1918 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,280 That's why he's weird, though. 1919 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,760 He's really weird. 1920 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,880 He's eccentric is what he is. 1921 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:06,640 Well, he married that one girl and then and then named their kids something weird. 1922 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,640 Where is he born? 1923 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,960 I'm going to go with Canada for some reason. 1924 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,120 He was raised in South Africa. 1925 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:17,000 I said Zimbabwe and then we're close. 1926 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,120 Canadian mother in South Africa. 1927 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,760 So you were close on both University of Victoria. 1928 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,880 Yeah, that's South Africa. 1929 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:22,880 I'm really good. 1930 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:28,600 Yeah, he named his kids like one is like something weird. 1931 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:37,460 Well, there's like X, A, E, A, I dash X, I, I don't even know what the hell that is. 1932 01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:40,020 I appreciate this guy, though, man. 1933 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:45,760 He seems to be despite the fact that he's a billionaire, he seems to be, like you said, 1934 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,960 pragmatic and he seems to be well grounded. 1935 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,480 I mean, he got on the Joe Rogan show. 1936 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,840 Yeah, he's grounded. 1937 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,680 Prior to him smoking a doobie in front of the planet. 1938 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,160 Yeah, that was weird. 1939 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,840 Was mind opening. 1940 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:04,320 The fact that he could do that and he's not getting any shit from anybody. 1941 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,240 Where was the where is the studio? 1942 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,960 Well, the studio was in California. 1943 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:08,960 So it was. 1944 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,960 Yeah, it was legal. 1945 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,960 There's nothing wrong with it. 1946 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,040 But you know, it's just like it doesn't do it here in Texas. 1947 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,360 Does his company drug test him? 1948 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,360 I don't know. 1949 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,360 Well, this is his company. 1950 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:22,920 Oh, so his company, his HR team does not drug test him since he's the owner of it now. 1951 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,920 OK, you can do what you want. 1952 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,920 Cool. 1953 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,920 That's cool. 1954 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,920 How nice is that? 1955 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,240 Mr. You're going to know Mr. Rogan. 1956 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,960 Mr. Musk, it's time for your random drug test. 1957 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:40,840 Although, this Tesla is publicly traded, so he is not the owner anymore. 1958 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,720 So well, but they don't care about drug test. 1959 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,520 Yeah, I'm sure if Elon wants to move a joint, he can do it 100 percent. 1960 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,040 Although they did fire. 1961 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,240 They fired Steve Jobs for what? 1962 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,240 Smoking a doobie? 1963 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,560 No, for being an asshole, I think. 1964 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,800 I like it. 1965 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,800 Who fired Steve Jobs? 1966 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,800 Apple did. 1967 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,800 The board of directors. 1968 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,960 Yeah, the board of directors fired Steve Jobs. 1969 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:05,280 Yeah, a lot of people think that the CEO of a public company controls everything. 1970 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,640 They don't know what the board of directors do. 1971 01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,880 Yeah, the CEO reports to the board of directors. 1972 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,880 Yes, they do. 1973 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,200 And they can dismiss that person. 1974 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:16,600 Yeah, but Elon Musk could just simply open up a new company and guarantee it. 1975 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,560 He'll do whatever it is he's going to get. 1976 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:23,440 I mean, he's he's he's just he's a rock star. 1977 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,440 Hold on. 1978 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,840 Who who was the guy that got kicked out of his own company? 1979 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:27,840 Oh, the pizza guy. 1980 01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:28,840 Oh, Papa John. 1981 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,840 Papa John, Papa John, Papa Lopolis or whatever his name was. 1982 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,520 Well, because he said something racist, right? 1983 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,440 That was an ugly situation. 1984 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:39,560 He he was the head dude and made a called all the shots. 1985 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,560 Well, it was his business. 1986 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,560 He started his business. 1987 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,560 And then something happened. 1988 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,560 He said something racist. 1989 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:48,560 And then the board of directors booted him and he was like, well, you can't boot me. 1990 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,560 And he got ugly. 1991 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,560 And he they did. 1992 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,560 They did. 1993 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,560 Yeah. 1994 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:56,960 So now they what I heard, they changed the name because it was Papa John, post yes. 1995 01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:01,120 Now, it's just Papa John, I think the name weird. 1996 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,120 Oh, OK. 1997 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,120 The apostrophe means possessive. 1998 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,120 Correct. 1999 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,440 I think he doesn't own it anymore. 2000 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,440 You got you guys. 2001 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,880 I took the apostrophe. 2002 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,880 You guys remember that, right? 2003 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,800 It was an ugly deal. 2004 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:18,520 Ex Papa John CEO says it took him two years to get rid of the N word in my vocabulary. 2005 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,680 May go. 2006 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:29,360 So he so I wonder if someone like Puff Daddy or who's Beyonce's husband? 2007 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,360 Drey? 2008 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,560 No, he's he's a billionaire. 2009 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:36,400 What the hell's his name? 2010 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,360 Beyonce's husband. 2011 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,920 He's the guy that went to the White House. 2012 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,520 Yeah, they visited Trump. 2013 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,520 Yeah. 2014 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,160 You think the N word is in his vocabulary? 2015 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:48,520 Oh, God, no. 2016 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,520 He's a rapper. 2017 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:50,880 The church don't use the N word. 2018 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,320 If Papa John would have said Jay Z Jay Z. 2019 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:55,800 He's a billionaire. 2020 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,960 I mean, he's he's he's smart, smart, and he's businessman and everything. 2021 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:00,960 But he's in that culture. 2022 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,480 I don't know if he does or not. 2023 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:04,480 He doesn't his music. 2024 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:05,480 Right. 2025 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,080 Well, then that means he uses the M word. 2026 01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,080 So he should get fired. 2027 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,080 Right. 2028 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:10,080 We should fire him. 2029 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,000 Who's the board of directors of Jay Z? 2030 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000 He's black. 2031 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000 He's allowed to do it. 2032 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000 That's what I mean. 2033 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,120 So Papa John would have used cracker or honky instead. 2034 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,760 It would have been OK. 2035 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,880 Jeff, we don't say the H word. 2036 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:22,880 What the hell you talking about? 2037 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:23,880 Honky. 2038 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:24,880 You can't say honky. 2039 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,000 Is that the same as the N word? 2040 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000 No. 2041 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,320 Well, apparently it's cracker the same as the N word. 2042 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,960 I don't know. 2043 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:32,960 I'm confused. 2044 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:33,960 I don't give a shit. 2045 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:34,960 I'm really confused. 2046 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:35,960 What are we allowed to say anymore? 2047 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,920 If I were drunk, I'd probably say a few things. 2048 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:41,120 But you know, I don't give a shit. 2049 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,680 I mean, just the N word is stupid. 2050 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:44,680 And you know what? 2051 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:48,640 It's something for the black people to hold us down. 2052 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:49,640 You can't say that. 2053 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:50,640 And just the power. 2054 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:51,960 Look, it's a horrible thing. 2055 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,240 I think you're right. 2056 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,440 I think it's just a control thing. 2057 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,440 You know, and every time someone says... 2058 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,520 We're the only ones that allowed to say that. 2059 01:05:58,520 --> 01:05:59,520 What? 2060 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,520 No, no. 2061 01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:01,520 Oh, we're the only ones? 2062 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:02,520 Yeah, fuck that. 2063 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,520 Fuck you. 2064 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:04,520 And you know how I know that's true? 2065 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:08,400 It's because you guys, we talked about this before, that rapper that was singing his song 2066 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,400 on stage and he brought his fans up. 2067 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,120 He brought a white girl up on the stage. 2068 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:18,760 There were a couple other fans and they were each taking their own, they all got a turn 2069 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,400 to sing part of his lyrics. 2070 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,920 And then the white girl got up and she was like probably 13, 14. 2071 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,640 And she was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, N word, blah, 2072 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:28,640 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 2073 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,000 And he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 2074 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,760 And he stopped the press, stopped the concert. 2075 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:36,760 He said, and said, you can't say that. 2076 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,480 It's his lyrics. 2077 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,480 Yeah. 2078 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,520 And she was his fan. 2079 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,520 Full bullshit scenario. 2080 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,080 Do you think he planned that? 2081 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,560 I don't care if he did or not, but back to your point, Sean, I think it's a power trip. 2082 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,560 It is. 2083 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,840 It's a huge power trip and that shit will not fly with me. 2084 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,800 And I'll say it, I won't say it on microphone. 2085 01:06:55,800 --> 01:07:00,400 I don't like to use it in my regular day to day conversations. 2086 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:06,600 But if someone comes to me and says, I can't say that because I'm going to say it, and 2087 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,840 I'll say it repeatedly to their face. 2088 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:14,800 And not like a knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, you know, not because I'm being racist, 2089 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,160 because I'm not going to be held down. 2090 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:17,160 I'm not going to be oppressed. 2091 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,160 Right. 2092 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,160 Hmm. 2093 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:23,640 Look at you starting to laugh. 2094 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:28,080 You know, on this long trip from Tucson with my brother, I explained the difference between 2095 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:32,360 the N word and the what everybody calls N-I-G-G-A. 2096 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,360 Non hard R. 2097 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:38,120 Non hard R. I explained all that to him and he was blown away. 2098 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,520 He had no idea. 2099 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:44,400 He lives in a very sheltered world where his kids are incredibly sheltered. 2100 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,120 They don't have access to anything. 2101 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:51,640 And I was explaining to him, no, among my boys and their and their friend kind of, to 2102 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:54,080 be honest, outhouse almost almost. 2103 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:55,360 Do they make their own clothes? 2104 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,520 No, but they have chickens and they have their own eggs. 2105 01:07:58,520 --> 01:07:59,520 They make their own butter. 2106 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,980 I don't think they make the butter. 2107 01:08:01,980 --> 01:08:03,880 They go to the store and buy organic everything. 2108 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,480 Oh, I don't believe in organic. 2109 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,840 He hardcore believes in organic. 2110 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,760 Do they harvest their own syrup from the trees? 2111 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,760 It's funny you say that. 2112 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,440 He's probably going to just start doing that. 2113 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,440 Yeah. 2114 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,440 Anyway, so here's my point. 2115 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:17,440 I would like bees. 2116 01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:19,400 I explained to the bees honey. 2117 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,680 I would like to have bees when I retire. 2118 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:22,680 You want to be a beekeeper? 2119 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:23,680 Yeah. 2120 01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,040 What's the correct terminology for that? 2121 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,120 I would just have honey. 2122 01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,120 I love honey. 2123 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,120 I think it's just beekeeper. 2124 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,160 No, there's there's an official term for it. 2125 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,160 What? 2126 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:33,160 Like a beekeeper? 2127 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,160 Yeah. 2128 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,200 What's the what's the official name for? 2129 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,640 Yeah, they're an apiary, apiarist. 2130 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:39,640 What? 2131 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:40,640 Yeah. 2132 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:41,640 You didn't know that? 2133 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,640 I knew it. 2134 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,640 I couldn't think of it. 2135 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:44,640 No, no, no. 2136 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:45,640 I was going to teach you a new word. 2137 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:46,640 Time out. 2138 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:47,640 Sean. 2139 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:48,640 I'm writing it down. 2140 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,640 Sean, hey, Jeff, give us a minute. 2141 01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,640 Sean and I are going to talk. 2142 01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:51,640 He didn't know apiary. 2143 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:52,640 Here's five bucks. 2144 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:53,640 I owe you. 2145 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:54,640 No, he didn't know apiary. 2146 01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:55,920 He didn't know the person. 2147 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,760 I knew it because it's on Skyrim. 2148 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,200 The scientific name of a person that is a beekeeper. 2149 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,200 I knew carapace. 2150 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,200 An apiary. 2151 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,200 Yeah. 2152 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,200 Huh. 2153 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,200 And supine. 2154 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:07,640 Okay, now you're starting to throw up stuff you didn't know. 2155 01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:08,640 You didn't know apiary. 2156 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,640 But here's the thing about these beekeepers. 2157 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,640 I didn't know apiary. 2158 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:11,640 No, you didn't. 2159 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:17,800 Is that, you know, are you one of these, are you having these feelings like you want to 2160 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,280 go and rescue bees like you have these little videos? 2161 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,280 No, I just want the honey. 2162 01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:22,280 Rescue bees? 2163 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,280 I just want the honey. 2164 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:27,560 Well, there's people, you know, they call all the time like, hey, look, I've got a shitload 2165 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:31,520 of bees coming out of my attic or out of my wall or whatever. 2166 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:36,400 And then you get these people that specialize in bee removal and they'll go over there. 2167 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:42,480 They'll remove strategically different areas to gain access to the bees. 2168 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:50,160 They'll find the queen and they'll have like a little birdhouse chest in the back of their 2169 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,160 car, truck, wagon. 2170 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,160 Apiary. 2171 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:59,800 And they load these little beehive honeycomb looking things inside the little birdhouse 2172 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:05,920 and they'll take the queen and they will transplant the queen bee. 2173 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:06,920 It's not your story. 2174 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:07,920 It's Sean's story. 2175 01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,920 Into the apiary. 2176 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:09,920 There you go. 2177 01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:10,920 Very good. 2178 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:11,920 Transplant it into the apiary. 2179 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:17,640 And then once the queen gets over there, they start to fly all towards the queen bee. 2180 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:19,160 Yeah, they listen to the queen. 2181 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,920 I've watched this. 2182 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,600 There's a couple of them on the TikTok that are kind of fun to watch. 2183 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,600 Oh, God. 2184 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,760 I've seen ones where they don't wear anything and they just like take their arms and move 2185 01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:29,760 them. 2186 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:30,760 They have a lot of protective gear on it. 2187 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:34,720 So why don't they get stung and they just don't feel it anymore? 2188 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,480 Is that the way it works? 2189 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:42,440 The person that I've watched, it's a female, and she was like, these bees are extremely 2190 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:45,920 docile and you could tell by the way they're acting. 2191 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:46,920 And well, they're docile. 2192 01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:48,240 I don't know if friendly is the same thing. 2193 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,240 They're just, they're calm. 2194 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,240 Friendly. 2195 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:51,240 You get a beer. 2196 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:54,240 Hey, buddy, let's go play some tennis. 2197 01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,240 Hey, guys. 2198 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,240 Hey, what's going on? 2199 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,240 You guys follow me. 2200 01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:02,960 And then you have the other side of it where you get like hornets and stuff like that. 2201 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,000 No, they're not friendly. 2202 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,000 They're very angry. 2203 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000 Wasps. 2204 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,000 Maybe I should be an apricot. 2205 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,760 I found a bee on the decking of my pool. 2206 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,760 Did you step on it? 2207 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:15,760 No, I didn't. 2208 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:20,520 I actually called the apricot hotline and I was like, yeah, I have a bee that has a 2209 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,240 broken wing. 2210 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:28,360 And they said, okay, well, put it in a, I put it in a little pill box. 2211 01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:29,360 And I mailed it to him. 2212 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,680 And I took it to the apiary. 2213 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,680 Aparist. 2214 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,680 And they mended his wing. 2215 01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,440 Did you know that, have you ever been stung by a bee? 2216 01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:38,440 I rescued that bee. 2217 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:43,400 Have you ever been stung by a bee, like stepped on them? 2218 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,640 I have not been stung by a bee. 2219 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,720 I've been stung by a shit tongue when I was younger. 2220 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,800 Anyway, did you know why? 2221 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:51,120 Because I walked around barefoot a lot. 2222 01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:52,120 And you stepped on bees? 2223 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,120 I stepped on them, yeah. 2224 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:54,560 They crawled around on the ground? 2225 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:55,560 I would use these large. 2226 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,560 On the clovers. 2227 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,840 Yeah, we had a bunch of clovers where I grew up. 2228 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:03,520 I would use these large leaves from the maple trees. 2229 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,880 So these large leaves, they were green, they came down. 2230 01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:09,400 And not like fall leaves. 2231 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,000 They were still green and they didn't fall down. 2232 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,480 I think you had a picker or something like that. 2233 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:17,180 I would use them to grab the bumblebees off the flowers because you have the flowers that 2234 01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:19,720 grow up in the grass fields. 2235 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,080 And the bumblebees would do the hopping. 2236 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:24,000 You grab a big leaf and you grab the bee. 2237 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:31,200 And that was before I figured out that the bees can sting through the leaf. 2238 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,580 And I didn't know that. 2239 01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:33,580 And I had caught like 10. 2240 01:12:33,580 --> 01:12:34,580 I was just going to town. 2241 01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:35,580 Oh, you were a pro. 2242 01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:36,580 You were an apiary. 2243 01:12:36,580 --> 01:12:37,580 That was an aparist. 2244 01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,580 An aparist. 2245 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:39,580 A rapist. 2246 01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:47,480 Did you know that bees, when they sting you, bees die? 2247 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,680 Yeah, it's basically because. 2248 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:50,680 Did you know that? 2249 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:51,680 Really? 2250 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,120 So how many bees did you kill? 2251 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,360 I probably got stung a dozen times growing up. 2252 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,760 Did you kill a dozen bees? 2253 01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:57,880 Why do they die, Jeff? 2254 01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:03,160 Well, because their stinger, this barb that sticks in you, when you pull it out, it pulls 2255 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,520 their guts out. 2256 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,400 Yeah, but what else? 2257 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:09,600 The reason why they die is because the. 2258 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,600 Hold on. 2259 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:16,680 I may be full of shit, but I think the pump that pumps the venom that goes through the 2260 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:20,840 horn is also their heart, but I was thinking, do fucking bees have hearts? 2261 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:21,840 Yeah, they have hearts. 2262 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:22,840 Do they? 2263 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:23,840 I don't know. 2264 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:24,840 They're very. 2265 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,640 So they have ganglia. 2266 01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:32,080 So the bees, from what I understood, because like you said, when that bees stings you, 2267 01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,960 it pulls out their literally their heart. 2268 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:35,960 And that's why they die. 2269 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:36,960 And it pumps. 2270 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:37,960 Yeah, it's that pump. 2271 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:38,960 You can see it. 2272 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,960 God, you're making it sound so violent. 2273 01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,520 It doesn't feel good either, just by the way. 2274 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,940 Oh, it's painful. 2275 01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:49,720 So if you had very carefully removed their barb and not killed the bee. 2276 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:54,520 No, but the bee pulls it out themselves because they're stuck to your. 2277 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,080 Well, what about committing suicide? 2278 01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:57,080 Correct. 2279 01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:00,200 So when they sting you, they commit suicide and they stick and then they walk away from 2280 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:01,200 it. 2281 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,200 And it just pulls. 2282 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:03,800 They're like, I'm willing to die to hurt you. 2283 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:04,800 Correct. 2284 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,160 Well, that doesn't sound friendly at all. 2285 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,160 Yeah. 2286 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:11,360 So but there are others like wasps like wasps could just sting you. 2287 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,360 They keep stinging you. 2288 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,360 And then they fly away. 2289 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,360 And they fly away and they're fine. 2290 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:16,360 Yeah, they don't care. 2291 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,360 Those hurt. 2292 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,360 They're assholes. 2293 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,360 Ten times worse than bees. 2294 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:22,160 You know what's so fun about that whole thing is where you can buy that spray that sprays 2295 01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,160 like 25 feet. 2296 01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,160 Oh, yes. 2297 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,160 I recommend keeping those in the car. 2298 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,160 Dude, it's so intense. 2299 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:32,120 You like, yeah, you and they and they go gung gung gung gung gung gung gung gung. 2300 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,120 They drop. 2301 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,120 That's pretty satisfying. 2302 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,440 They drop and are dead. 2303 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:40,160 I'm like, dude, this is part of every survival kit you need. 2304 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:41,640 Did you see the footage? 2305 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:46,560 It's not the bees, but did you see the footage where there was a flock of like a thousand 2306 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:50,800 birds flying and then they all of them dropped out of the sky? 2307 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,240 They got attacked by hornets. 2308 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,240 Now, it's wind shear. 2309 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,240 A bunch of them died. 2310 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,240 Did you see it? 2311 01:14:55,240 --> 01:15:00,240 No, I saw the what do they die of? 2312 01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,840 I thought they was like a gas cloud or something like that. 2313 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,320 So they don't know really. 2314 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,760 But you see this and it's amazing. 2315 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:13,640 It's this huge blob of black birds and it just drops out of the sky and they slam into 2316 01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:14,640 the earth. 2317 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,200 No, it's all at once. 2318 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,200 Bam. 2319 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:18,200 Boom. 2320 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,200 Hit the ground. 2321 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,200 Yeah, it was. 2322 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,200 It was. 2323 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:24,200 So so I did read something where they can get kind of like whales. 2324 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:25,880 You know how whales beach themselves? 2325 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:27,680 So hold on. 2326 01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:29,760 No, no, I read about this. 2327 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,760 Hold on. 2328 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,240 Now it's coming back to me now. 2329 01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,240 When a flock of birds are being Mexico's here. 2330 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:36,240 Hold on. 2331 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,400 Hold on. 2332 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,600 When a what's happening? 2333 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,600 Nope. 2334 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,600 This is the one I read. 2335 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,600 Yeah. 2336 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:43,600 Here's what happens. 2337 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:44,600 Here's what happens. 2338 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:45,600 That's a boom. 2339 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:46,600 Yeah, here's here's what happens. 2340 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:47,600 And all those dead ones. 2341 01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:55,960 I mean, there's probably what when a flock of birds are being pursued by a predator, 2342 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:58,600 they move in formation, right? 2343 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:04,960 And sometimes they get driven, driven to the ground in a group and they knock each other 2344 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:05,960 out. 2345 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:06,960 No, they hit the ground and die. 2346 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:07,960 That's crazy. 2347 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,120 Look at that. 2348 01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:11,160 They were being pursued by a predator. 2349 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:13,360 How many birds you think they were there? 2350 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,360 Yeah. 2351 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,360 Five thousand. 2352 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,360 Boom. 2353 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:19,160 So yeah, that's what that's exactly what I read about this. 2354 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,600 They were being pursued by a predator bird and the birds panicked. 2355 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,600 I don't know. 2356 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:27,680 And literally drove them into the ground and a bunch of them died. 2357 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,680 Yeah, probably from impact. 2358 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:30,680 Yeah, from impact. 2359 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:31,680 Yeah, just like hitting the window. 2360 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,480 You could see, I don't know, 100 laying on the ground. 2361 01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:35,480 And that's crazy. 2362 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:42,520 Well, so they're showing a video repeatedly of birds. 2363 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,720 That's hard core, man. 2364 01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,040 Just literally falling. 2365 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,440 I mean, no, no, no, they're not falling. 2366 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:50,560 They're flying into the ground in that scenario. 2367 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,560 That's different. 2368 01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:52,560 Like a huge mass. 2369 01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,440 Yeah, that is different. 2370 01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:55,440 Thousands of them. 2371 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:56,440 Yeah. 2372 01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,920 And one big, I mean, it's not a, I mean, there they are right there. 2373 01:16:58,920 --> 01:16:59,920 There they are. 2374 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,800 A bunch of dead birds that committed suicide. 2375 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:02,800 Yeah. 2376 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,160 Anyway, it was interesting. 2377 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:09,840 I mean, you see the video just like, what in the hell is going on? 2378 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,320 That's the first I've heard of that. 2379 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,800 So they had a predator out from. 2380 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:18,360 I thought one of the theories was they flew through a cloud of toxic gas. 2381 01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:20,040 That's one of the theories. 2382 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,040 That's not a theory. 2383 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,440 But like an eagle was after them? 2384 01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:25,160 Speaking of toxic gas. 2385 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:27,200 Those corn dogs coming back? 2386 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:31,760 No, somebody got a package in the mail today. 2387 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,480 Oh, why would you do? 2388 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:35,480 Why would you buy that? 2389 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:39,080 I don't even buy what you bought. 2390 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,840 We were talking last podcast, we were talking about the stupid. 2391 01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:46,680 Well, Sean was talking about the stupid stuff he does in the 80s. 2392 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:52,680 And and he he had little vials of potent gas that he would think bombs. 2393 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:56,640 Yeah, they were stink bombs, little shards of glass. 2394 01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:01,600 And he would crush it and then be like, OK, have a good day, Miss John Nuss. 2395 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,240 What the hell is that? 2396 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:04,240 I don't know. 2397 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:09,840 He called it teacher and then he walked out of the room and and then then the smell would 2398 01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:10,840 start over there. 2399 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,960 Oh, this is like a blue waffle. 2400 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:14,960 I don't know. 2401 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:21,960 You know, I had my in high school, I had a can of it actually sat on their fart spray. 2402 01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:24,040 There's a little aerosol. 2403 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,040 What is it? 2404 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,280 Ammonia, sulfate? 2405 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:27,280 I don't know. 2406 01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:28,280 It's stuck. 2407 01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,280 It wouldn't necessarily. 2408 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,080 So it needs to be in there somewhere. 2409 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,080 So for something. 2410 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:36,760 I mean, it didn't necessarily smell like farts. 2411 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:37,760 There it is. 2412 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,640 Mine didn't look like that. 2413 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:40,640 Art spray. 2414 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:41,640 There it is. 2415 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,080 Joke Shop art spray. 2416 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,640 I got it from Spencer's. 2417 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:49,160 Oh, I mean, all it is is I mean, think about it. 2418 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,200 Whenever there's a gas leak, what does that smell like? 2419 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:55,080 They deliberately put sulfur in the gas so that you can smell it. 2420 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:56,080 Yeah. 2421 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,080 Oh, yeah. 2422 01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:58,080 Because gas. 2423 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,880 So I bought right about 36 of them. 2424 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,880 That's great. 2425 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:03,280 So what what? 2426 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,080 Walk us through your plan here of three. 2427 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,080 Walk us through your plan. 2428 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:10,040 I don't really have one. 2429 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,600 So why the hell do you buy those? 2430 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:15,140 Because you know, it reminded me because I first of all, I haven't seen them since I 2431 01:19:15,140 --> 01:19:18,320 lived in Germany, which was an awful long time ago. 2432 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:23,100 So when you were a juvenile punk delinquent, same thing. 2433 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:27,200 And you reminisced and now you want to go be that guy again. 2434 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:30,000 Well, I just nod your head. 2435 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,160 I just wanted to get them. 2436 01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:34,640 Actually, I wanted to give a few to my brother because we grew up with that stuff. 2437 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,640 I thought it was kind of cool and do up with them. 2438 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,160 I can take it to work. 2439 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,760 I know you're going to walk into a coffee shop. 2440 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,760 I don't have a plan. 2441 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:43,760 And you guys are going to giggle outside the front door. 2442 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,760 Well, I'm giggling. 2443 01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:47,760 Yeah, right. 2444 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:51,320 Sounds like a great idea. 2445 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,720 I didn't think about that. 2446 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,840 No, no, no, maybe. 2447 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,040 I don't know. 2448 01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,240 You are totally going to do that. 2449 01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:03,080 I was just thinking I just got them because I thought it was to me, it was brought back 2450 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:06,520 some memories of being in Germany. 2451 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:07,840 My brother would get a kick out of it. 2452 01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:13,480 I'm going to give him a few of the boxes and the boxes, 36 of them. 2453 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:16,400 Well, I tell you what the fart spray that I had, like I said, it was an aerosol. 2454 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:20,580 It was a really small can and it was an aerosol. 2455 01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:26,320 And I remember I had it in at lunchtime and during high school and it was just a big cafeteria. 2456 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:30,560 And I did it under the table and it becomes a cloud. 2457 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,400 It doesn't disperse. 2458 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:39,200 It moves through the thing because I had some friends on the other side and it hit them 2459 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,960 and they came over and they knew I had it. 2460 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,640 They were like, did you spray your fart spray? 2461 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,640 On the other side of the cafeteria? 2462 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,360 They were on the other side of the cafeteria. 2463 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:49,360 That's money well spent right there. 2464 01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:50,360 Yeah, it was good stuff. 2465 01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:52,720 And I did it one other time. 2466 01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:54,480 I did it in one of the... 2467 01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:57,280 Jeff does it and he's a fucking hero. 2468 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:58,280 I was 16. 2469 01:20:58,280 --> 01:20:59,280 No, no, no. 2470 01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:01,240 I didn't say he was a hero. 2471 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:02,240 I just said it was impressive. 2472 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:03,240 I was 16. 2473 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,240 Money well spent. 2474 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:09,440 If you want to make a fart smell and it goes to the other side of the cafeteria, then 2475 01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:10,440 you got your money's worth. 2476 01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:11,440 That's all I'm saying. 2477 01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:12,440 And then it came back. 2478 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:13,440 So it was like a cloud that moved. 2479 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:15,200 He's still a juvenile delinquent. 2480 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,200 I was 16. 2481 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:17,200 I wasn't 52. 2482 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:21,040 I had done it in the middle of a basketball court outside and it cleared it. 2483 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:22,040 Excellent point, Jeff. 2484 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,200 So anyway, I did it once in class. 2485 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,200 You're still 16. 2486 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,200 No. 2487 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,200 Yeah, exactly. 2488 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,200 Mentally we all are. 2489 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,240 16 is a stretch. 2490 01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:33,200 I would say you're about seven or eight. 2491 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,880 Maybe 10 tops. 2492 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:35,880 I think we all are. 2493 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,880 Admit it. 2494 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:37,880 I know I am. 2495 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:38,880 I'm not. 2496 01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:39,880 I can't wait to break one. 2497 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:40,880 I don't even know where I'm going to do it. 2498 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:41,880 It's going to be funny as shit. 2499 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:42,880 Don't do it at my house. 2500 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:43,880 Ah, shit. 2501 01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:44,880 Why'd I say that? 2502 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:45,880 Mother effer. 2503 01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:51,680 Anyway, I remember I did it once in class. 2504 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:52,680 I'll test it. 2505 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,280 I'll see how long it takes to dissipate. 2506 01:21:54,280 --> 01:22:00,800 I did it in class and it was, I think I was a senior or junior in high school. 2507 01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,280 Each of us had our own table. 2508 01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:04,840 It was a science class. 2509 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:08,440 We had the big black slate tables. 2510 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:11,480 That's where you work on toads. 2511 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:12,480 So we each had our own table. 2512 01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:14,800 I was at the back of the room. 2513 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:15,800 The windows were open. 2514 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,920 Was it like an aerosol or just pump? 2515 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:18,920 It was an aerosol. 2516 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,920 It was like, shh, then I could spray. 2517 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:23,880 Like a little hairspray thing. 2518 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,360 It was like hairspray. 2519 01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:27,880 I got the center ones, the ones with little glass files. 2520 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:28,880 No, mine was an aerosol. 2521 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:29,880 You guys are a mess. 2522 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:30,880 Anyway, keep going. 2523 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:35,760 I was at the back of the room and I did under the table. 2524 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:36,760 Just shh. 2525 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:43,800 There was a girl in front of me and I stuck it back into my sock or wherever I had it 2526 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:47,280 because it wasn't a real big can. 2527 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:50,760 Five seconds later, she stands up because the windows were open. 2528 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:53,360 We didn't have air conditioning in this school. 2529 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:57,920 So it was in the springtime, I think, and the windows were open. 2530 01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,760 I did this. 2531 01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:03,280 She gets up and she didn't know where it was coming from. 2532 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:07,120 She was just like, there's something horrible smelling in your room. 2533 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,760 The guy's name was Mr. Swalins. 2534 01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:10,760 He was a science teacher. 2535 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:14,760 How do you keep a straight face? 2536 01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,280 They're going, oh, my God. 2537 01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:21,480 So anyway, it started making its way around the room and everyone else was getting it. 2538 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:26,080 Everyone else started throwing a fit and it hit the teacher and he's like, what's going 2539 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,080 on? 2540 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:31,520 Him and another science teacher were always playing pranks on each other. 2541 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:32,520 You had an out. 2542 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:33,520 I did. 2543 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,520 He thought it was the other teacher. 2544 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:36,520 He's like, damn that Mr. Schaefer. 2545 01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:42,920 He had us all scouring that room because he was one of the teachers he taught botanists 2546 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,480 who had a lot of hanging plants. 2547 01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:46,880 He's like, look at all of the plants. 2548 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:49,640 We're climbing on the tables looking at all the plants and everything. 2549 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:50,640 You had a total out. 2550 01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:54,840 And here I am just laughing my ass off. 2551 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:59,400 He blamed the other science teacher for this, but it stopped down the entire class for the 2552 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,240 rest of the time we were searching for the stench. 2553 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:03,240 Wow, that's a long time. 2554 01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:04,240 So was it like 15 minutes? 2555 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,960 No, it was an hour class. 2556 01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:10,160 So I probably did it halfway through. 2557 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:13,640 He was just up there lecturing and I was just like. 2558 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,240 So nobody had to be careful at it? 2559 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,240 No. 2560 01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:17,240 It was like a warfare. 2561 01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,240 It didn't smell like a fart. 2562 01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:19,240 It just stunk. 2563 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,240 It didn't smell like a fart. 2564 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:21,240 Like an egg? 2565 01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:22,240 No, it wasn't necessarily that. 2566 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:23,240 It was just bad. 2567 01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:26,280 It was just a bad smell. 2568 01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,880 That was the total, what do you call it? 2569 01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:29,880 Not crime free. 2570 01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:33,240 You know, when you commit something and like you totally. 2571 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,600 I think my friend dared me or something like that. 2572 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:41,320 Or I was trying to because he was in the class with me and my friend, my friend Sushi, and 2573 01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:42,320 he knew I had it. 2574 01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:43,320 Sushi. 2575 01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:44,320 And he was looking at me like. 2576 01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:45,320 Hold on. 2577 01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:46,320 He's an asshole. 2578 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:47,320 What do you mean sushi? 2579 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,320 Right? 2580 01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:49,320 Yeah. 2581 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:50,320 Is your friend Asian? 2582 01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:51,320 He's half Japanese. 2583 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,320 So he's Asian. 2584 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:53,320 And you're still friends with this guy. 2585 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:54,320 I am, yeah. 2586 01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:55,320 Sushi. 2587 01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:56,320 That is awesome. 2588 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:57,320 Yeah, I just texted with him today. 2589 01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,320 So how old were you when you did the stink bomb? 2590 01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,320 I was in high school. 2591 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:00,320 So 16, 17. 2592 01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:01,320 And you're still buds. 2593 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:02,320 I love that. 2594 01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:03,320 I knew him since. 2595 01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:04,320 I love that. 2596 01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,800 Oh, they send racist stuff back and forth all the time. 2597 01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:06,800 Absolutely. 2598 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:07,800 Well, we do. 2599 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,800 I met him when I was. 2600 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:11,720 He knew by him ire. 2601 01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:12,720 First grade. 2602 01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:13,720 Yeah, for sure. 2603 01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:14,720 How old were you in first grade? 2604 01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:15,720 I was six. 2605 01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:16,720 That's when I met him. 2606 01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:17,720 Damn, that's hardcore. 2607 01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:21,720 I think he's a little bit of a 2608 01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:18,720 Yeah. 2609 01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:19,720 I had no I have no friends from. 2610 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:20,720 I believe that. 2611 01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:21,720 Six. 2612 01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:22,720 I wasn't done. 2613 01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:23,720 I'm sorry, what? 2614 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:24,720 No, I wasn't done. 2615 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:25,720 I do have friends. 2616 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:26,720 Oh. 2617 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:27,720 Just not from first grade. 2618 01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:28,720 Dudes are Gus. 2619 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:29,720 All right. 2620 01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:30,720 Last time he came down here was from my 40th. 2621 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:31,720 So that was 12 years ago. 2622 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:32,720 That's awesome. 2623 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:33,720 He did come down. 2624 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:34,720 Yeah, he did. 2625 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:35,720 You should invite him again. 2626 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:36,720 I think this time it'll be better. 2627 01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:37,720 I think he has problems flying. 2628 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:38,720 Yeah. 2629 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:48,720 I drive the Greyhound bus. 2630 01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:50,720 Could you get him a special ticket? 2631 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,720 I don't work there anymore. 2632 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:54,720 You've got a little pull there. 2633 01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:56,720 I can say that now. 2634 01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:00,720 I know, that's why I sent you the text that says he's a non-working MFer. 2635 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,720 I'm in between jobs at the moment. 2636 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,720 That's right. It feels good right now, right? 2637 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:09,720 It does feel good. We're doing projects at home, relaxing with the wife, and waking up whenever we want to, 2638 01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,720 but we're getting after it, I'm telling you. 2639 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,720 Every morning we're like, okay, we'll get this done and get that done, and it's kind of fun. 2640 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,720 It feels good. 2641 01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:19,720 Yeah, it's been a fun week so far, and it's only Tuesday. 2642 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:21,720 Back to the grind on Monday, though. 2643 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:23,720 Well, I'm starting a new job. I'm excited. I really am. 2644 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:25,720 Billable hours. 2645 01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:29,720 I tell you what, I'm a little worried though, because I've been working on this project where we're framing out the windows 2646 01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:35,720 and doing all this woodworking, and I bought a miter saw, and I bought a, what do you call it? 2647 01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:37,720 Not a nail gun, a... 2648 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:39,720 A nail gun? A stapler? 2649 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:41,720 Brad gun? 2650 01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:43,720 Brad. A Brad gun. 2651 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:46,720 Yeah, Brad. Why is it called Brad gun? 2652 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,720 He invented it. 2653 01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:48,720 Well, it's Bradley. 2654 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,720 Oh, Brad did? Brad invented the gun? 2655 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:51,720 It's a Bradley gun. 2656 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,720 Anyway, I brought the Brad gun. 2657 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:53,720 Bradley's a name brand. 2658 01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:55,720 Oh, I love it. I love it. Oh my God, it makes the project so much easier. 2659 01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:56,720 Is it battery powered? 2660 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:57,720 It is. 2661 01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:04,720 Well, that's why I got it. I got the Craftsman drill, so I bought the Brad gun that had used the same battery. 2662 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:10,720 Anyway, so we're doing this project, and I'm not the greatest woodworker, right? 2663 01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:14,720 So I'm an engineer, but I'm not a woodworker. There's differences there. 2664 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:15,720 You're a computer engineer. That's different. 2665 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:22,720 That is different. It is different. But at the same time, you know, I'm like calculating and measuring and, you know, doing all this kind of stuff. 2666 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:32,720 Well, then I get to the window that has angles, like where you have to cut the ends of the boards at certain angles where they meet up. 2667 01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:33,720 Compound miters. 2668 01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:37,720 Oh my God. Oh my God, kick my ass. 2669 01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:38,720 Did you figure it out? 2670 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:44,720 Well, yeah, I did. But I felt like I'm like I literally walked in from the garage and my wife was like painting. 2671 01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:56,720 I was like, I am college educated, right? I mean, seriously, I was like, I mean, what the fuck? Why can I not? I had to build models of I took little boards. 2672 01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:58,720 So I have a 15 degree angle here. 2673 01:27:58,720 --> 01:27:59,720 The opposite of that. 2674 01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:00,720 What? 2675 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:09,720 Yes, 100 percent. And I created little models of short little scrap wood to see how they lined up and shit. I felt like the biggest idiot. 2676 01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:15,720 I was like, I can't get this to work. Anyway, I got it to work today. But it was painful. Very painful. 2677 01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:22,720 I give so much credit to people that like just look, you know, I mean, they just walk up and they go, yeah, yeah, OK, yeah, yeah. 2678 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:28,720 And they go out to the shop and they're like, and they walk up and they go, they put it on the board. 2679 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,720 You know, I'm just like, that's not me. 2680 01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,720 That's to do for a living, though. They're experts. 2681 01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:34,720 That's true. That is true. 2682 01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,720 You did it every day. You could probably do that. 2683 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:38,720 I'm just saying I give them super credit, tons of credit. 2684 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:40,720 Well, there's a lot of technique to it. 2685 01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:41,720 Well, there is. 2686 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,720 Do you use any caulk? 2687 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,720 Oh, tons of caulk. Well, caulk is your friend. 2688 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:45,720 Tons of caulk. 2689 01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:46,720 Oh, white caulk. 2690 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:47,720 Is that what you said? 2691 01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:48,720 Caulk is your friend. 2692 01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:49,720 Yeah. 2693 01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:50,720 Tons of it. 2694 01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:51,720 Caulk. 2695 01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:52,720 Caulk. 2696 01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:53,720 Caulk. 2697 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:55,720 Caulk is your friend. 2698 01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:56,720 Yeah, make sure you say that L. 2699 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:59,720 Because I don't feel like caulk is not my friend. 2700 01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:00,720 You guys already paint it? 2701 01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:01,720 Caulk is my friend. 2702 01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:04,720 You guys already paint it? 2703 01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:05,720 Yes. 2704 01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:06,720 Well, good deal. 2705 01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:07,720 So it's nice and... 2706 01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:08,720 Is it white? 2707 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:09,720 It's white. 2708 01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:10,720 Oh. 2709 01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:12,720 White comes out everywhere from that tube. 2710 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:13,720 Interesting. 2711 01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:14,720 From the caulk. 2712 01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:15,720 From the caulk tube. 2713 01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:16,720 The caulk. 2714 01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:17,720 Caulk tube. 2715 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,720 You could come up with a different name than that. 2716 01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:20,720 You sick bastards. 2717 01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:22,720 Why would they come up with that name? 2718 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:23,720 Yeah, no shit. Why would they make it... 2719 01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:24,720 That's sealant. 2720 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:25,720 Well, it's C-A-U-L-B-E. 2721 01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:26,720 Well, I know, but how do you say it? 2722 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:27,720 Unless you like caulk. 2723 01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:28,720 Caulk. 2724 01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:29,720 Caulk. 2725 01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:30,720 Caulk. 2726 01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:31,720 Caulk. 2727 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,720 Caulk. 2728 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:33,720 How do you say shawl? 2729 01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:34,720 Shawl. 2730 01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:35,720 Shawl. 2731 01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:36,720 Caulk. 2732 01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:37,720 Caulk. 2733 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:38,720 Caulk. 2734 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:39,720 Caulk. 2735 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,720 So when I say to my wife, go ahead and caulk that. 2736 01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:43,720 She's like, hmm. 2737 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:47,720 And she's like, oh honey, you and I are going to the bedroom right now. 2738 01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:48,720 Oh. 2739 01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:49,720 No, no, honey, I said caulk. 2740 01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:50,720 Honey, stop, stop, get off me. 2741 01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:51,720 Bring me... 2742 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:52,720 Damn it. 2743 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:53,720 Ouch. 2744 01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:54,720 Ouch, you're hurting me. 2745 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:55,720 That's aggressive. 2746 01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:56,720 Give me that pillow. 2747 01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:57,720 You bent it. 2748 01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:58,720 You... 2749 01:29:58,720 --> 01:29:59,720 What? 2750 01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:00,720 You bent it? 2751 01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:01,720 Is that what you said? 2752 01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:02,720 What, the pillow? 2753 01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:03,720 What is he saying? 2754 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:04,720 Pillow? 2755 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:05,720 Thank God the music's playing because this... 2756 01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:06,720 You talking about the poor dog? 2757 01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,720 Could be. 2758 01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:08,720 I went in sideways. 2759 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:09,720 You a cock? 2760 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:12,720 Yeah, that's probably why your stomach was upset. 2761 01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:13,720 Okay. 2762 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,720 Dudes, I guess, first half, we are in Montmartre. 2763 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:17,720 We went wheels off. 2764 01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:18,720 That was awful. 2765 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,720 Awful. 2766 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:20,720 And I'm... 2767 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:21,720 Can I... 2768 01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:22,720 What? 2769 01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:26,720 I'm going to give this to our viewers, our viewer, our listener. 2770 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:28,720 Yeah, we went wheels off. 2771 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:29,720 All right, sorry, go ahead. 2772 01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:30,720 You are? 2773 01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:31,720 Taylor's going to sleep over there. 2774 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:32,720 What's your name? 2775 01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:33,720 I'm... 2776 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:34,720 I don't know. 2777 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,720 I was trying to think what kind of... 2778 01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:37,720 I'm Dynamo. 2779 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:38,720 You're what? 2780 01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:39,720 Dynamo. 2781 01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:40,720 Oh, I'm Jeff. 2782 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:41,720 Both of them. 2783 01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:42,720 Yeah. 2784 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:43,720 Jackass. 2785 01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:44,720 All right, we'll see you. 2786 01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:59,720 All right, we'll see you.