that was an incredible catch
it was the bottle cap it was
I know that was like old man reflex
give me credit for the behind the back
it had nothing to do with it it was such a terrible throw here we go
lunch for it I did actually I pulled the vertebrae
the fact that I did it behind you you lanced me
chunk of skin
it's always sunny
are we on are we good? we good to go?
I think the producer needs to like challenge himself
with a little microphone etiquette over there
so what happened was
I have my two mice right here one controls
what you guys see on the TV right in front of you and one controls
your audio
well first of all we can't hear you
I can hear him
yeah what are you deaf?
are you hearing aids working? anyways I grabbed the wrong mouse
and I clicked and I accidentally stopped recording
what an asshole
anyways yeah
so it was a fun filled break
we took a half time that
we were challenged yes
we learned that where is that bottle? it's awful we crashed it
high west, Austin's got it
it's high west American Prairie Bourbon but it's a
limited release it's awful it's not that one we really like that one
alright so here's the thing in all fairness because
highway we want to like throw stones at high west because you know high west is a
reputable whiskey but what they had
done which they probably should have
just really I want to say just put out on the label
but they did they put right on the label
but it's on the side it is on the side it's
but it's still considered a label I think it's hidden from view
it's on the side and it's sideways yeah it's landscape it's vertical
yes and I think it's false advertising well the thing is look here's the thing
it's laid out there it's
it says for those folks that don't like scotch versus bourbon
you're not gonna like it because scotch is with the
the peat smoked peat okay when it says
bourbon or whiskey you're not expecting burnt peat
yeah I mean it's still a bourbon and it says bourbon but my god it says
American Prairie bourbon but this and it's burnt but this particular bottle
was produced specifically for Liquor King like her king and it was fucking
awful dude what are you saying what the cocaine like no that's not what you said
who's which king are you talking like her king that's what he said I know what
exactly is a king why would a woman have a king
oh god is that a transgender scenario high west whiskey American Prairie
bourbon this one was it was that we finished it downstairs we really liked
the regular not enjoy it American Prairie we did not well I think I think
what we've discovered is we don't like the smoky bourbons that wasn't even
smoky the reality for the sake of the podcast is that we all three slammed our
I didn't our halftime bourbon you know what I did and I dumped it that's a
legal I'm throwing a yellow flag yeah exactly we've had over we probably have
a hundred and forty five bourbons now and I've never said meh can't do this
you're drunk and dump it no really yeah really yeah really and I took it and
dumped it I'm sorry it was awful it wasn't awful awful it was just something
you didn't want to continue if that was the only problem we had you would have
finished it maybe but the fact that we have 120 others yours like I'm gonna go
you want the very cool thing about the the halftime intermission that we had
downstairs sampling this smoked Pete bourbon from high west hey look man
there's some people that like scotch and this is the way for them to yes some
people really like that smoky shit bring it on over hey man they should go
listen to dudes like them chicks like them there is no woman that would come
close to this no yeah I don't think my wife oh my god they would spit it out I
guarantee it well don't they typically no well me
spitter swallow is that the difference between love and not is it is love
really part of it I don't know do you feel like that factors into the equation
they want to get pregnant or swallow nourishment they want to get pregnant
it is nourishment Lord what's wrong with you guys it started when I was five four
full good or bad coming out of the batch is when it started anyway we didn't much
care for it but we did care for the intermission music lineup we had oh yeah
it was good yes what did you play it was you wait well he doesn't even fucking
know I come out bare naked ladies okay well yeah I played the bare naked eight
spent ten years two weeks did you look at me it's been ten years where it's
actually one week no it's a two weeks or one week it's six months it's been six
months it's a look at me good Lord relationship actually the title of song
probably most relationships looked at me god damn seriously the title of the song
is one week so yes I'll see you next year it's been one year since you looked
at me it's terrible I would say that's probably not that atypical you know
what they always talk about hold on I would love to know how many couples how
often they are intimate right you know and they say it's rare for once a week
is is pretty good and it goes on from there you know I'm saying oh hold on so
let's back up you're saying that in your opinion no yes in the based on whatever
the fuck you've heard I mean we do twice a day hold on I'm not talking about oh
sorry did I divulge Schumacher information well I don't know I don't
know did you I mean were you talking about your Slurpee Finn no 14 times a
week 14 times a week what twice a day is that helps the prostate the more you
ejaculate that's the only reason why I do it I said honey the doctor said I need
a spooch twice a day I need to frost the past I feel that's insensitive I
create the pearl necklace twice a week twice a day there you go I need to come
on you I don't believe I said that that's what you said I said spooch really
that's better I didn't say on you oh okay there's the difference yeah wow yes
you're much more graphic yeah really and visual you guys are boring
disgusting I would never say that to my wife I believe you just did
give me a well okay so I gave her a necklace for her birthday what kind a
real one no it was a diamond necklace I said I could add pearls to it for free
yeah and here's so I'm out of town maybe I'm out of town and I get the call from
my whatever I'm out of town I get the call from my wife Sean just bought
diamonds for Tara again again yeah really I'm like so you but
diamond no not diamond diamond earrings and then a necklace you know it's
interesting anything you want in life yeah you just like you go yeah just just
just go through life just doing shit just live in life and then all of a
sudden you look at your your your credit card bill and you're like what the fuck
just happened oh I just bought my wife a diamond necklace right yeah yeah yeah
and you know what you did you look you make us look like shit in the process
thank you well here's what I've learned that the wife the only gift that I have
ever given her besides my four wonderful kids has in my incredible large penis I
knew that is I knew that was coming really really that's your gift that is
gift no no hold on hold on but let me some slack here like my under I'm just
I'm just saying she has like a beer never came to me and said that she
enjoyed look the diamonds at work I have never bought her diamonds before I
never thought of a diamond buying her diamonds for well because they're
freaking expensive they are size the women were there yes and they're
stupid yeah their blood diamonds it's a rock people died for that what do you
mean yeah hell's wrong blood diamond blood diamonds you're watching a movie
Leonardo DiCaprio fuck out of here and you're all the time do you know you're
died building cars do you know where the diamonds that you gave to your wife
people die fracking natural gas do they people don't not the slaves because I
bought a canister of natural gas for my wife that's not the natural gas that
doesn't and and she's the natural gas from like she said where this natural
gas come from what's the the off gas of my sperm did somebody die for you
collecting this natural gas for me honey no no this is clean Canadian natural
gas your cranium I said Canadian gear cranium my cranium you do come on the
fuck out of you really get fuck out of here fuck out of here
I'm happy that your wife is happy that you're not giving her anything for her
though she's not happy asshole I gave my wife I got a call saying Sean but
diamonds for his wife again I'm gonna continue to do it and here I am in
Tucson taking care of my but her a tennis bracelet next but I will tell you
I didn't ring I know diamond stud I did not get anal stud actually you know what
here's the thing I didn't get what you would think that you guys were like
alright look I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a blowjob out of this I'll just say that
didn't happen that's what you were expecting from a diamond necklace who
farted Sean that was not me that was not not me
called it dude you called early you sick piece of shit yeah you called it early
that smells like a young person for Lord I think take a break ladies and gentlemen
I think that's Austin because that smells young it's not old man right
seriously you did that no that was not me this is another reason why we don't
have I did not do that it is horrible by the way guys another reason why we don't
have video did you drink acid what the fuck seriously did you Sean that was
not me do I tell you cuz I'm proud of my shit there is one other thing in the
room dog it could be the towel that's not dog smell that's not dog smell it
was not me that does not smell like old man fart it wasn't me either good Lord
still there tell your dog to go get the fuck out of here I don't know if that
didn't suck at her see that's fine that's not that's what I like about my
dogs I know Kane is some people really hate about me is I could tell my dogs to
go get the fuck out of here and they get the fuck out of here they get the fuck
out of here why do they hate you for that well because I'm not as nice I guess
to the animals as they kick him while you're saying that I don't do anything
physical to him no no it's rude on him well yeah of course they like that though
there we go do they do that's admission admission of what of what you just did
to this podcast with a cat that is not a mr. this but yeah I didn't do that if
anybody did it was this little son of a bitch cross you called it early gold
shirt-wearing cocksucker across ain't Jeff called it early it was not me I
always own mine that I think it's the young man behind us here no is mr.
producer do you have something to say all right we're moving on we're moving
on those terrible so anyways we're talking about 80s and 90s rock bands oh
yeah no no no no no we're talking about the music we grew up listening well
during the intermission that we were sampling the the horrible high-west
driven smoked barrel bourbon is which I would not recommend I would not if you
were a if you're a proponent for bourbon beer I would I would not suggest drinks
if you like scotch and smoked Pete then yes absolutely because there's a lot of
people out there that really have something for smoked Pete weirdo yeah
there are I mean burnt tires yeah people like it well people interpret it as
burnt tires people Scott well that was Scott's out there is burnt tires well
the Scotch expert that we ran into at total wine it was like don't take this
would it tastes like burnt tires takes this one yeah and you know what thank
you yes no shit and we like the one that we got the Aberfeldy 12 12 year old
so what was the the the band that you were talking about it's been two weeks
one year since you looked at me it's bombed off into something weird shit
anyways there's all kinds of bands out there 90s I mean we're talking about the
alternative rock is basically the genre that we grew up with regardless so
because we did stone-tubble pilots no to me that was college I do stairs Madonna
okay okay okay okay okay really what do you mean really I mean you just know
I'm saying just push a Madonna into I mean I listened to Madonna in 80s songs
yeah during when when I was his ute in the 80s he was growing up you so our
producer has put up here here we go you know a selection from CDs one two and
three and this would be the 80s there we go yet Mr. Mr. broken wings that's what
I'm talking about these broken wings I could sing them all well I can't but do
you have to flip it way too well you know I that's actually one of my
favorite songs what about new kids at the block hanging tough I'm gonna pass
on that no no you said you could sing every song my wife saw them in concert
is that the song yes it is no well my wife was a well she was all of a concert
so whenever they come on she she dances to it oh my god she vibrates another
reason why we don't have video yes yes she's Christ what the hell what was I
don't know yeah I thought we were gonna have to I was gonna like what's what is
number 10 you're gonna give him out to mouth no but I was good I was like gonna
pull the machine out and like zap is just the IED no wait that's it all right
I'm looking for the shot the song expert the defibrillator what is number 10 no
what's number 10 well the Cheryl with Alexander O'Neill Saturday love Cheryl
criticize is what it says what the fuck are you talking about Alexander O'Neill
criticized not Cheryl how's it go yeah sing that one hold on where are you
number 10 down there you said the word criticize Alexander O'Neill criticized
yeah oh I was looking at 10 to the right how'd that go
Alexander that's on like Alexander O'Neill coincidentally to the right of
that on number 10 oh yeah I see Cheryl now sounds kind of like what are you
talking about with Alexander O'Neill no Alexander O'Neill hell is Alexander
O'Neill he was popular never heard of him I don't give a fuck do you know what
to look him up okay no we have to play now we have to play Alexander O'Neill
song oh Jesus yeah we do criticize go to YouTube and play Alexander O'Neill here
we go what do we have we want to hear no not if you were here tonight I want to
hear criticize is that was the yeah let's start with that one well that was
the one that was a hit in the 80s have we heard this one is 97 yeah I don't
think so here we go we're gonna find out that's terrible
what kind of course this this reminds me of a lot of my DJ gigs I used to
perform it
this is definitely not so trying this
train you never heard actually this is not so trying
let's do that base
you guys heard this song before how was this on a 80s best hits how the hell is
it on our podcast
no shut it down okay but here's the thing this is not not a real song but
let's stop let's let's think about what he's saying song on a CD he's he's
saying things that most stars want to say what criticize don't fucking
criticize me for living my life I didn't even listen to the words I was
listening to all the way you're talking about that we're talking about why we've
never heard of him well let's talk of a DC yeah but that's what the seed that's
not a best of anything we've none of us have ever heard of no no we have not
heard of him what we have heard of this song to stay voices carry yes what's
what about number 19 number 19 Odyssey going back to my roots okay oh my god
okay you're you're looking up weird shit as Alex Bailey part of weird shit no I
don't want to hear that one either because it probably sucks no we need to
hear it why because because he picked some weird ass best of this is the best
of the 80s this is not the drudgery I want us to go yeah we're totally losing
it here how about Cindy Lauper Cindy Lauper are she naked do you want her to
be well in her 30s you want no I don't think you want to take it with 30s even
in her 30s 30s no here we go all right this is Odyssey getting going back to my
roots high quality boy no no no no what does that even mean so here they are
trying to recreate Motown I mean this is like I think you're trying to recreate
like chick they did no no before that they're trying they're trying to
recreate 70 stuff this is not seven is this the 80s 80s well it could be the
80s okay yeah no I'm gonna I'm gonna call bullshit on some of these songs
here I kill that well you know what that thank you for killing that and by the way
mr. producer we need to take some sort of vote before we move on to the next
one yeah yeah how about how about that in their top 1980 1980 that's too early to
the 70s go to 84 it's still the 1980s I know but go to 84 that's where the real
80s happened 84 yes 84 is when it all happens I guarantee it if you go back to
that list for playlist yes keep going look there it is play that I guarantee
there anything on there that you will not say say say we've got to do with it
this is a winner 84 is a winner there are several on here I don't know you're
looking for I dated my first Asian woman with the song hello from Lana Richie
you dated or you did did no I never did her she played with my junk in the movie
theater but she never she never did her name is Diane too so I was like did you
get my you did my junk in the movie theater did you like poke the hole in
the popcorn and like she was eating popcorn and then dude I stop it right
now buttery and oily honestly stop it I'll share you know since you brought it
up I will share you guys look we all have it this was like a junior high pre
high school yeah high school I just touched it and went oh it was she stuck
her hand down there was I did not do it it did not it was instant well it wasn't
instance there was a little massage in the instant pot the hell man yeah what
are we doing anyway so hello by Rana Richie yeah so
thank you Diane for those memories how about 13 to stop it right good making me
sick what's that Ray Parker jr. he plays busters and he also did I'm in love with
the other woman that's not fucking Ray Parker it is yeah it is pretty sure yeah
I'm in love I thought that was the other woman George Benson no I was thought
that the I'm in love James Brown I thought the other woman actually I think
you're right and you know what now that you mentioned it I don't give a fuck
okay now we have to listen to it no I pray the other one right there in the
middle it looks like you're using an ad blocker oh god thank you thank you thank
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Russia oh my god you know what this shit's gonna be real no I'm look look
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power for 30 days going there we would we would melt down we would fucking melt
down I want to talk about the Pointer sisters well the Pointer sisters what
about them it jump for my love jump jump so how does that work how does
number 19 go sleep how does talking in your sleep go don't really talk in your
sleep no really yeah talking oh my god is that the big romantic oh that's a
great one is a date put in talking to my sleep we do this one I'm drawing a
blank on that one no no oh it's extremely popular oh yeah you get it
immediately talking in my sleep bump bum bum bump
I hear the people that yeah there you go I hear that the secrets that you're
talking in your sleep oh okay you're right oh god yes there you go oh yeah I just couldn't place it
I've never seen the video oh man it's very erotic oh that's sassy oh look at that
she's taking off her top look at that we have a topless woman from the back and in the
front fully dress we need to get all our hair like that are those men or women I
don't know they look like you tips we are doing our hair like that though we're
gonna permit hot beat that's crazy oh yeah great song yeah it is this was a
very popular song even even after the song had you know going off the charts
and everything in my DJ career working at many bars I would have a lot of
music trivia and I would use that song as one of the song as one of the songs
for a trivia hey what is it who sings a song Warner Sisters the Romantics I win
owner of a lonely heart so I mean it's going down we got dancing in the in the
dark which nobody likes girls want to have fun the reflex I like that so you
guys know every single song on the list or not I go down what is that one what
about the Laura Branigan one hold on go down that one go down okay the Romantics
talking absolutely no self-control do you know self-control Laura Branigan
absolutely right I was just making sure I play it but she died young though you
know that she died of what yeah I was some sort of cancer I don't say anal
anal cancer I beat you to it fuck that was fair or
fossa fucking why do you know Laura Brennan didn't do that well see I guess
it goes deeper she's self-control this was a weird song actually this is where
they synthesizer working there yeah I don't recall this song at this point
I've never seen this video though what she doing there just hiking that leg up
she's gonna fight it she's gonna be even it well this is what stop it
there's no beaming you know this song oh now I do oh there you go
there's a little Debbie Moore look on her face didn't you know oh she'd bite
her lip blue eyeshadow that's the little button hanging out yeah unfortunately
she lived very long is this the lead singer from scandal almost that's
Patty Smith's pretty spiced Smith you know I know is good to different there's
a Patty Smith and the Patty Smith on Patty smite is the one scandal kiss
scandal because it's good to know it's like three scandal songs go warrior okay
worry yet we're yet is the same as warriors oh I know one day it goes in
America look up scandal there's some great songs what about kids in America
that's Kim wild was it it yeah was it we are kids in America Kim whoa she had a
great that the scandal had a Jimmy neutron okay okay put up put up scandal
scandal scandal these are like 80s stuff I know it's great
that was great was good nowadays it's all fucking rap and shit what do you mean
you got somebody is rap I do you know I enjoyed a hundred cent all right that
had the big marijuana leaf 1995 queen scandal the band is scandal I don't know
what you're doing over there mr. producer there you go the very first
fucking one there we go goodbye to you oh yeah yeah
it's like a bad minutes are stung right they're doing the and she was so cute
look at her she's a cutie man think she was banging the guitarist all of them
Irish and then we go with oh wow that was it needed to be abrupt yeah not so
abrupt like wind it very angry what I say he's angry an angry did you guys
sure what do you think about the girl that was in bow wow wow wow wow wow wow
I want candy you know you pull that one up death row rather fucking bow wow wow
is it bow wow wow you be yo you be a bow wow in the motherfucking house so hold
on I don't have any issues with 80s and 90s rap but have you listened to the rap
nowadays that first one right no it's awful it's absolutely awful I want
candy okay that's not even rap I'm that I didn't say it was rap he did what
cuz Sean Sean mentioned yams I mentioned the amps it makes like like
potato these are all high school punks I like this song back in the 80s a lot
yeah I mean not me oh god they're buried up to their necks
okay so if you're gonna go this kind of music how about the cheerleaders yeah
why this down gradually Jesus okay how about the cheerleader the cheerleader
what what Mickey Mickey oh thank you is a fun fist bump Tony Basil Tony Basil
yes Tony no she was Tony Basil Tony Basil well that was a massive 80s
actually one hit wonder so you're busy but Tony but is that a girl's name Tony
of course Tony Basil there is Tony Tony Tony over on the right does it again
oh yeah that one there there you go there it is and she holds the Guinness
Book of World Records as the most cocks put in one mouth shut up really and by
the way by the way she was not young at this point that's what I'm saying she
was older she's got a shit ton of makeup on fucking high school cheerleading
program they got going on to the back I mean they got a couple heifers back
there and she wasn't really a champion really look at the front line they got
guys like it's no one does that truck look at her well they wanted to make her
look small maybe that's what it was she was not young here she's not Oh Mickey
she wasn't a singer she was a choreographer I'll tell you what they
those girls are well synchronized in it she killed it with this song by the way
it will be making her money forever if she's not already her kids grandkids
you can wipe this down okay anyway so so that was nice little crotch shot wasn't
it right there stop it now you guys are a mess give me a break don't throw stones
at me I am your don't like house all right so there we go then we got 80s I
think mid 80s were the best 83 84 85 86 well pull the 80s very difficult to
point out a certain era because there's for me because I was in middle school in
high school and those were the best musical days of my life they really were
you were the most impressionable yes of course because you were like what about
1987 that's when I graduated high school let's do 87 that'll work look at it
what do we got in 87 straight up no no no hold on it's right there yeah top it's
right there right there all right heaven is a place oh my god that's when bill
medley oh my god they came out back then yes should have known better these are
good is this love okay shake your love Debbie Gibson I love Debbie here high
school I know I'll admit it now and I'll tell you really Billy I don't money
money has my probably my least favorite Billy out of probably all of our least
favorite but I guarantee it's made the most money on the whole fucking chart
Tiffany I think we're alone now I think we're alone now it was 87 did we did we
talk about her latest version of trying to sing that at a concert before and it
was so bad that the animal deaf leopard built brilliant disguise Bruce
Frankenstein need you tonight in excess I won't forget you poison shit coming out
with dude well that fits in today's world does it does about power of love
Laura Brennan again really there she is again she is against me three years
later still kicking it and you look you look at number 19 the hazy shade of
winter bangles however but do you know what movie soundtracks I came on less
than zero yes that's fucking what was the original what the less than zero no
original of hazy shade of winter oh she were made in and step in Simon and
Garfunkel but dude I have no idea where you look like you know that you didn't
know this Simon Garfunkel saying hey hazy shade of the side of winter would
you say any who said again that play hazy shade of winter Simon and Garfunkel
oh no that's happening to be so painful now we're doing 70s we're dripping into
70s here well ripping is that 70s or 60s I meant to say dipping well you mean
there it is you didn't know that that they wrote this first yes I fucking knew
it no you didn't of course I knew you absolutely know you didn't know I do it
completely I just didn't want to hear it
look how innocent he is banging little look how young they are
you might be right what year is that that was in 70s that was 60s it had to be
bangin little children is a hazy shade of winter it says over here look around
66 nice 66 I wasn't even born yet all right so I want you to stop no go back
go back go back stop no no go back go back to where the album
where's that album at the 45 we got okay so look that that seemed a little 45
little sticker brought back memories I saw that little little sticker right
there I have spent hours and hours yes in hours yes days producing yes pirated
copies of karaoke music oh wow so I would print these labels up that would
look just like that and I even bought the little this the little thing that
you'd put the the sticker in on the little sticker circle press and so you
put like the CD and then you would put the little sticker then you push down on
it and it would perfectly put it in the center and that's what that little 45
looks at the hazy shade of winter anyways memories you know there are
international laws against musical pirating well I shouldn't say pirating I
should say more of backing up my you know what that's a good question you
know a lot of you know you always say that you refer to backing up we're a
lot of back up the music I'll be legally bought I purchased a legal copy of it
did you really if you buy a copy of it really most of it if you buy a copy if
you buy it you're allowed to copy it for yourself yeah but you just can't really
buy I would never resell it what the hell would I have to resell it is
ridiculous what are you drinking again what the fuck's going on over there
another bottle where did you get where did you keys through that bottle from
this is blade and bow this asshole you please him bow I got tired of the
smoked Pete I dumped it and so I have a then you had a gallon of the dickle I
have a no I have a replacement which is your replacement was late did he drink
it in the dickle yes and you're drinking your blade and bow the blade
bows good okay anyway look how full this glass is talking about 19 good Lord Jeff
poured that well he kept going more more I have to do I have to go to Greenville
Independent School District and look at between my partner and I we gotta look
at nine different schools tomorrow tomorrow morning and you can't do it all
in one morning well it's gonna take the whole day I was gonna say you complained
about seeing four four distilleries in one day but you're gonna see nine
well this is different in the morning but what's funny about drinking is that
I was talking to the guy I was going with what a great boy there's one
drinking there's one high school all right and the rest are elementary and
junior high and we were talking about places where we're gonna meet and I was
like dude yes I'm fucking going to the high school because of the chicks
really really I didn't say that but yes you know everyone oh you know every girl
in that high school is less than 18 yeah look there was just a joke boy did that
go bad well not really because he was he was submissive he was like yeah
whatever I don't care but we know you better so yeah I was like oh go what is
that movie I can see it now so the Frisco News Report creepy utility guy
was nude chasing nude chasing underage women down the hallway really yeah
there's a lot of like the Porky's thing where you drill a hole in the shower
wall oh right now you guys watch that take a peek God have you guys watch that
movie no yes he sticks his dick to the hole like a glory hole I know what it
looks like I can recognize it and she was like that's what it looks like she
was yanking it to man this is porky's work he's yeah that poor dude was like
he was on the other side he was like all smashed up she was like pulling his
junk oh it was sticking through the hole and so she was grabbing it she was a big
gym teacher oh my god she was German okay back to 1986 all right well that was
like an 80s that's what porky's came out yeah number 17 alive and kicking in 1986
simple minds I was my favorite was kind of good yeah one of my favorite songs
of all time number 16 there'll be sad songs to make you cry but Billy Ocean
dude you're saying it's okay and coming in 16 every sad song to make you cry
Billy this isn't a WWF thing mommy help me out what do you mean I said songs to
make you cry that didn't sound gay boy have you seen what Billy looks like
number 18 never by heart no that close of heart that's of course how it goes
not not at all how it goes it's exactly how it goes well this was like right in
the Peter Satara time remember he had all those hits those sappy ballots and
everything where where where where show me number 14 14 that was like that's
like running to right right kid part two
they glory I mean Jesus have a hard my oh this one is that one that's the
patio the blue bell and Michael McDonald or for how about how about
secret lovers Atlantic snow shut the front door look at fucking party all the
time by any Murphy how the hell did he make the list party all the time party
all the time party all the time how did he make it that mother fucker can't
hold a note did he sing the in the butt as well yes in the butt body in the butt
oh rock on rock on yeah but time out look at number eight survivor well
survivor is pretty good well that's what the new singer though oh is that's not
the real man of genius guy this one goes out to you you piece of shit bourbon
drinking cocksucker every time with that shit all right all right broken wings
mr. mr. I move on to another year these are all great say you say me I miss you
climax actually say you say me is all these songs are like it's crazy and you
know I say you know everybody else on the outside laughs but really I just see
1980 the first year of 1985 oh good year take here we go sleeping bag we say you
say me is on that one as well built the city starship who's doing who's Aretha
Franklin these are all good these are all good what is number six number six is
the election day Arcadia I don't know if I know that one yeah you do yeah Arcadia
is you know actually hold on hold on our grander and reboot no well no no no yes
it was no this was like in the middle of Drain Arcadia was a producer hold on
election day by Arcadia now we're gonna need to listen to I know that they're
Duran Duran influence in here and of course there are two fucking eighties no
no more than that these some of sperm no what the Duran Duran broke up in
Arcadia was formed by somebody in Duran Duran I can promise you well here we go
we're gonna listen to it he was I guarantee is something to do with Duran
Duran very good graphics back there there you go Arcadia
Arcadia Arcadia now you're thinking of something else no this is Duran Duran
there it is those guys are Duran Duran
two of them split off oh that is I've been absolutely you're right thank you
you guys didn't know that no Duran Duran that's the keyboard is yes
Duran Duran split off Nick Rose created Arcadia really and then they died well
Arcadia did only made one out of my things
well here's a very unique voice very unique and that's the sound of Duran
Duran yeah do me a favor look up Arcadia let's find out what exactly happened why
did Duran Duran break up and form Arcadia I know that song I recognize of
course you just never knew the name of it yeah that's probably what it was I
probably thought it was Duran Duran right every time I heard it there you go
yeah there you go so the no not that one Arcadia and then put Duran Duran and
there you go perfect there you go so I'm on a Nick Rhodes so new way British
group formed in 85 by Simon Le Bon Nick Rhodes and Roger Taylor of Duran Duran
as a side project during a break in the band schedule the project was only active
during 1985 and 86 for just one album so read the Rose which was certified
platinum in the US oh no way you know this makes sense if you imagine that's
crazy let's say us example because our podcast is so oh yeah awesome I mean
we're millions we're booked people are like just pounding pounding us and one
of us took a break the other two was like hey look and the other one my balls
needs to be replaced I'm gonna be like it's swollen well I'm gonna be in the
hospital for like four months I'm not gonna be able to do the podcast you
guys have to go out without me with cervical cancer cervical I believe he
said testicle I said to stickler that's what I meant close
volvin volvin cancer in you you know that happens a lot that happens a lot
with bands you have one of the the band members for whatever reason and
honestly look there's a lot of bands out there all the bands out there have
conflict I can't believe I knew that and you guys in all the groups of people
that hang out even fucking even us we have conflict Thailand that's why I'm
amazing you guys didn't know that Arcadia was a Duran Duran oh no that
gives me amazing street let's give it to him about was a climax so it was
climax I miss you is that like climax blues band or is it a climax no we need
to know more about climax get that get that spelling because it's it's a
different kind of climax it's two X's there's well there's also a K and you
don't want to put nude don't put nude climax so comics yeah that would go bad
in a hurry all right so what what what climax what did they have what kind of
there we go are I'll do there is it is it I miss you email band and they had a
number of hits though I'm it was I miss you they are circulating in 2022 they're
still performing oh good lord all right what are their hits man-sized love the
seven-inch version I miss you definitely well that's really no that's a said
that's the 45 sexy the 12-inch version that doesn't help us is this really what
is this no that's not there that's their greatest hit well I miss you and well I
miss you was was on the list play I miss you there you go now the seven-inch and
12-inch oh my god I've heard this good song great song actually I lost my
baby oh my god at the movie theater popcorn box oh I stuck my totally great
junk in the popcorn bag and stop it did that oh I buttered it you puck you
poke holes about now you're so full of shit what a great song great yes we love
this song we all try to do Tommy boy right when they're in the car I want
to change it if you don't like it if you like it and then they're crying right
actually I didn't know what the damn song was until the chorus is so good all
right you can you probably should shut it down yeah otherwise we'll keep
singing all right anyway go back to 1980 what was that you're that five five I
want to get whatever what else we got oh it's doing you how about I don't want to
do that okay perfect way well number 13 scready
politi is good that is really good shut your mouth you know scready
police girdy purdy sounds like greedy but are you kidding now dude I would tell
you of course I've never heard of that you've heard about you or DJ
that isn't great then it's been a minute sounds kind of what a great song oh yeah
oh yeah still sucks but ready politi good song good video too
are we doing it what are we Irish what are we son if you ever scready politi if
I ever caught you being filmed doing something like this
he's sexy too no no I'm not gay yes I'm not gay
who's a shorthand he's right in there I don't know what that was it looks
Egyptian great song that was a great song that wasn't all right here we go
that's what friends are for lay your hands on me Thompson twin yeah well
Thompson twins layer hands on me is not very good tonight she comes is actually
pretty good song so you be glad to the sea the city is probably you belong to
the night hot song on this this whole album I would say that's number one is
it really in my opinion walk of life dire straits to me broken wings
sleeping bag okay it's it's in the top lot of good we built this city we built
this city that was from is that from a city on run some starship roll yeah well
Starship sang the song but the the movie mannequin was with Kim control no yeah
we built the city was from no it wasn't are you sure I'm positive producer pull
up a soundtrack from that mannequin that was a different song from that same band
it was I think now that I'm thinking about it yep however I still don't
challenge this no don't Sean cannot accept defeat that they were on a
motorcycle and they were singing all right what were they singing so that
band mannequin soundtrack mannequin soundtrack it was a motorcycle what a
great song that was you we a great band great you are you mannequin soundtrack
1987 what do you get cute back then oh she well what I mean that she's sex in
the city no that's gonna stop us now yeah there you go oh yeah poor dog
that's God she just got her head yeah she did she bumped her head nothing's
gonna stop us now that's it all right is that it that's it
it's down a little bit more Shawn was wrong Shawn was wrong he's not to know
at all how embarrassing play nothing's gonna stop us now by Jeff I saw that
no I don't want to hear that I want to know I do I do just want I want to run
actually this list here is what we need to look at there we go
physical Olivia Newton John I saw Joan Jett too that was a sexy video
what Kim car and they call me blondie Queen call last order Irene Cara oh my
god so much good stuff back then why do our kids not have any idea actually
they do no they don't mind don't mind do well my no my no my no like journey
sticks Van Halen they don't know 80s pop and that's you know and maybe that's my
fault well my place on Stephen I'm sure it's your fault surprises me every now
and then I didn't play like yes Stephen every now and then surprises me like he
pulled out he got into the mid 80s Van Halen I scroll down a little bit more
because of me but I was playing it my boys love that wow look at this guy Kenny
Rogers the J Gals band Lionel Richie right there Michael Jackson Steve Miller
how about Steve Miller holy shit stop everything Barbara Streisand woman in
love hold on hold on hold on John Lennon no no there he is that's right before
he was still alive well he got shot the head oh no was he still alive in 19 what
what years he died in 82 or 83 didn't he what year are we talking about here dude
this is the 80s dog her ears bothering her and she's scratching upside down
Diana Ross so the woman in love Barbara Streisand so I want you guys to look at
that album so when I was stuck in overseas living in Germany my we
masturbated to that didn't you I did not she's showing some leg how did she spell
her name Streisand Barbara well it's a bar she does bar there's no there's no
a bar bra there's not no a bra not Barbara Barbara like normal Barbara
Barbara it's Barbara all right so pull up that I guess I've never seen that
before yes I knew that you know that she's about her name that way yes
Barbara oh woman in love so I was oh you you want to play
Barbara we need some crazy ass off the off the the chart so she Barbara Streisand
did an album was a very with the black woman who is that black woman damn she
was I thought the black woman was on this album
that's loud there you go she was beautiful back in the day man
she is not now she's not now she's really old enough well that's not just
the agents just well she does it's just the the attitude she has I think she's
been living in such false reality she's kind of skewed I want you to what is the
song is what's with Barry Manilow or Barry Gibb very good I'm sorry guilty
is it guilty well he wrote that album for her yeah well guilty is the one that
I was about to like do Barbara Streisand guilty album so every single time
Barbara Streisand comes up the two of you perk up dude look no no no no no no
honestly I can't stand her political beliefs and it stresses me out who of
you per cup in a weird I think I think you do she has a great voice and I
respect that do you yeah I do something's weird about this Barbara
Streisand obsession that the two of you guys play it well here's the thing
where this is I'm going with Juggie I appreciate the honesty well you're like
I like her voice I like her voice I was really did look my I lived a sheltered
life the only thing that I had to escape was to listen to these albums and my
parents gave me like urban cowboy they had worked on you know urban cowboy is
another song of the 80s an album that came out you got fantastic songs that I
was looking for love and all the wrong place Johnny Lee yeah doesn't fucking
what they have to do with Barbara Streisand well I'm just saying when I
lived in Germany that's what I had I had Barbara Streisand the guilty album okay
are we playing something or we wonder what the fuck he's doing yeah I don't
know what he's doing well well display guilty I liked Barbara Streisand in meet
the fuckers I thought she was funny this is a good song I'm sorry but this is the
one I'm sorry but dude it is it's a good song this was Barbara Streisand
Barry Gibb wrote this the Bee Gees did that Barry Gibb a very good
the Bee Gees wrote this dude look I mean as crazy as it is there's a lot of
people out there they'll be like yeah you know you guys are fucking gay for
this I think you're other big one out here what are the words what are the
words this song nobody can understand this gibberish you don't understand that
look at the cover on it's all gibberish look at that you think Barry tagged that
go to go to 435 what that mean for 35 that's their next or 423 that was the
next big one I think which one oh yeah there you go well what was the one that
you all Barbara Streisand I mean you got your guys you guys have this weird
obsession with Barbara Streisand I don't get it
oh you know what go to 2147 2147 is actually it's probably one of my favorites here we go
what is happening okay first off we didn't play three songs from anybody
shut the fuck up listen and here we are it's all night Barbara Streisand X drive
again son it's tabbing it tonight on dudes like us this is Halloween right
here man this was this is where your neighbors complained yes this is what
you're playing what are you kidding not this one but it was you're joking and
green I would complain to evergreen I should have fucking complained I can't
believe I can't believe I am hearing I thought it was what kind of fool that's
what this is stop the madness that's what that's all right no no no well you
could like what is happenin ten seconds or something like that and you wonder
why I get shit-faced podcast I gotta keep drinking did like drown this shit
out you like the Titans all right this is yes I do just let it play there you go
we can't do anything you said we like Barbara Streisand you like the Titans we
can't explain either one okay we got to move on stop it stop it immediately shut
it down I don't even care if it's a gentle no no I don't care it's a gentle
stop let's do it abrupt stop thank you Mr. Producer
moving on to nineteen nineteen eighty nine or eighty eight or eighty two or eighty
three I tell you what the Bonnie Tyler she had some good hits she has a nice
what did you say Madonna no Bonnie time captain and to Neil oh do that to me one
more time I was not in the captain's in fact they have their show going on I
watched the show I like the different years like 87 82 83 go back this is too
confusing for you yeah yeah yes that's too broad that's a whole decade of music
I don't want to hear rock with you was good what's the top of the 80s no go back
to the years don't you want me baby human league go back to 1987 we already
looked at 87 yeah 88 then hey that's okay 88 or 89 or something like keep
this going dude what is going on over there yeah well I'm just saying I don't
like what you guys are doing you're playing Barbara Streisand I'm panicking
he's got Streisand anxiety you're fucking blade and bow how do you like that
Burberry it's really good it is it's super good what is the proof on that
it's a hundred thousand thousand it's a 91 proof so dire straits money for
nothing it's still good what year were we at this is 85 we already did oh aha oh
my god we are the world no I want in USA USA for Africa terrible song dude I
thought it was fantastic okay look honestly it was a horrible song it is
but you know what I thought was awesome about it is because it was like a it was
like a stars and who's whose list right there but the video was cool the song
sucked yeah of course but I could like sing the entire song and I could
impersonate every single every single singer on there oh yeah I could like
you know I could do a cocker who is that that's Joe Cocker it wasn't the whole
song now live is a John F Kennedy stadium 85 13 here it is now is this
Queen no it's not the clean version what's that mean no Queen oh I think
you think we are the fucking world we are the fucking you want to play the
next one with Lana Richie play that one we like to bang the bitches on the
floor yeah no that's stupid that's fucking good is he gonna sing the banana
boat song play play the real song don't play the live version yeah this is the
real no yeah you need the Michael Jackson in the studio song yeah play the real
version studio go back get out of here abrupt ending studio video I have to pee
really oh my god that's ridiculous what you having to pee oh here we go here we
go
look at him Michael Jack that's an extended version
we are the world anymore the other boys oh but that's still kind of warm up that
is kind of cool I gotta watch that later you want to hear that do they not have
the normal song well they do yeah it was down one who farted again that was your
fucking dog that's my voice son of a bitch that's my breath
yeah it comes a time and I know Richie Lionel Richie you sound just like him
huh well no I tried to oh there's Stevie Wonder how do you harmonize dude your
dog is bad yeah she ate something oh Kenny Loggins and Paul Simon yeah Kenny
Rogers Rogers Loggins we can't go out day by day James Ingram although she
determined there there she is ready
Billy Joel
me and it's so weird so let's start give it he looked at little kids buttholes
well Diana Ross yeah beautiful girl very beautiful
the mouth I bet Michael Jackson was by himself yeah Michael Jackson like sang
the whole time apparently oh yeah Rory those never a fan of hers
yeah Willie Nelson with short hair no less
it's badass Al Jarreau you know what you think about this guy this was amazing
why have we see hold on there's can't log in there is here we see Paris
coming up a very easy really
Wow Darryl Darryl Darryl Darryl notes your home you see how Michael Jackson's
there the whole time no he's the guy that yeah they keep going back to him
Huey Lewis yeah but Michael Jackson's the one that did the whole thing
this song has a credible energy Kim Karn Kim Karns there you go
no way how freaking kick ass is this are you kidding I see well I really know to
make a brighter they don't have a mask they don't have a mascot now
that's so amazing that was amazing it's crazy to see now because this what
happened in the mid 80s this this album cannot so we're looking at all the the
different artists and they're all young young attractive it with a lot of
charisma so it's it's a big wall with superstars man yeah and then you had the
guy lead a thing Quincy Jones Quincy Jones that guy's town oh there are the
other Jacksons several Jacksons out there oh there's your favorite bet
Miller we're not he sucks I'm sorry
you and me they so iconic he sucks yeah yeah
I'm a little Sheila he doesn't know what she's doing and you know the sad thing
about this whole thing so live aid 1985 produced a shitload of food that sat on
Doc's hold on is it Dan Akward it sat on Doc's and rotted you know why well
because the warlords in Africa did not want the food to get to the people
because they wanted to starve them so all that food rotted rotted yeah right it on
the dock that it big news they probably show them ship carrots and cabbage it
was a absolute failure Oh Ray Charles yeah
Stevie Wonder again but hold on who the other guy it wasn't that was
the other thing he's about to come or something
so was that Joe Cocker it was Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen that's
interesting your whole world is rocked right now yeah actually it is yeah all
your life you've been saying Joe Cocker you cock you cock I didn't think they
would repeat him
we are the TV wonder
oh my god you imagine all the blow job he's got a madding listen to him be so
dramatic
really that's another jack as germane Janet Jackson there she is no those
Latoya no oh really yeah you could tell that was really Dan Akward why is he up
there he like not musician in there Jeffrey Osborne Dan Akward has anything
has a lens incredible career if you follow everything he's done yeah there's
some people in there that did not get a did not get a that's Jeff Ingram
pre-megam the guy that was like supplying on the dope who's that James
Ingram James Ingram great Charles again love that guy
why is he wearing sunglasses inside because you can't see what does it
matter nobody wants to see his eyes all freaky yeah that's another reason why we
don't do the video see the white so it's just did right now describing Ray Charles
eyes that's why we don't do video right we're gonna play this whole damn song
aren't we yes you know it was you know what you know what other song I like to
listen to which is gonna make you guys like crazy and we're not gonna listen
to it Christmas song now that is that is one of them band the whole song but
there's a there's a song by the Skyrim soundtrack and it is a similar setting
Skyrim what it's like we are the world so what they have is they have a
collection of singers and their male singers that have very brawny
low Turkish kind of like throat like e well I mean we're talking about this
this this what was that you're right yeah we take a break those throat we need
to break no I just there was something that was a very good a roll I was
ejecting a very guttural concerning noise well here's what's going on singing
is there any way you can go back and play that again well I mean there won't be a
problem because it got picked up on both mics very guttural exceptionally
guttural I was thinking Neanderthal yeah for me let's move on what holy man we're
in 1986 now I tell you what the big one for me was rock me on my desk
chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy
that song was huge where I grew up which one do you rock me on my day no no
you're doing something different no I was doing something different but rock
me and I'm a daisy rock me on my days was was also in the same category it was
very popular what was that song with you youth what was that what was that jump
jump chingy dingy jump jump chingy dingy jump jump chingy dingy jump jump chingy
what was that I don't know I'm gonna go pee oh shit we got to figure that out
that was an 80s song what's that was I know what that is that's sly fox
sly Fox Jesus put in sly Fox you're gonna fuck him right now whoa no what
did you just say I did not say that I said that I said I'm gonna go pee right
now that's not at all what you just said I said I'm gonna kick him in the balls
and you said you'd fuck him no I did not do okay this is not that kind of podcast
right there guarantee let's go all the way he's right sly Fox are you kidding me
the hell that is insane how would you know that that was big Jeff that is crazy
yeah what we couldn't hear yeah what's happening you're not playing it I don't
understand why you're not playing it because it's because there was some
sort of let's go all the way jump jump that's exactly what it is man
jing-a-ning-a jing-a-ning-a jing-a-ning-a you you have an amazing track
record I had to type the sage as Sean goes to leave to pee yeah I hope you
you have an amazing track record I gotta tell you
jing-a-ning-a steel trap the brain great song that is I like it it's very dated
but it's still catchy it's very oh my god so it's a white guy and a black guy
I never knew that I never knew that never knew that working what let's go
all the way look at them doing the same thing let's go all the way they probably
had this one song that's it sly Fox one song sly Fox crazy you know what that
reminded me of a little bit there is right there with me like with Millie
Vanilla away that reminded me of Millie Vanilla just a little bit well they
came out they came out first yeah they did yeah they did all right so this is
86 so I was a sophomore in high school I was a junior walk like an Egyptian the
Bengals West End girls pet shop boys who had some longevity the pet shop boys
long javits and good stuff absolutely more than we would a Venus banana banana
Rama Wow good shit man good shit on this list right here who Samantha Fox
Samantha Fox what song was that touch me where you're at touch me oh we got a
you guys remember Samantha Fox we got it we got it we got it we posed nude she
didn't she did Samantha Fox oh yeah she was a former porn star yeah well yeah
former porn star so was Tracy Lourdes well she and Nina Hartley stop it none
of those people played pop music yeah it's still she had pop music in Christy
Canyon former form for god I came to talk here we go
here we go she's pretty just a good pelvic thrusting well they're basically
she she bought her start start of you know with what the money she had and
Kim Kardashian didn't well it doesn't matter I'm not so hold on let's let's
touch on this how many people are stars now because they made a sex tape well
we Paris Hilton star is she a star Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian maybe maybe
maybe maybe maybe sex on purpose to be big correct I've never seen the Kim
Kardashian sex it's just neither of I it's just a beach doesn't mean she made
it actually though she has sex with no I saw it well it's nothing special so
what's the hold on how many other people that are famous today are famous because
they got their start with a sex video I can think of two go well you just said
them well Paris Hilton Paris Hilton started it yeah but Paris Hilton she was
the I never saw that daughter I've seen it all she saw her whole video she's a
daughter district was it good yeah she's a daughter of a trillionaire so why
would she need a sex video to be popular she didn't need one she had a boyfriend
so that one leaked that was a boyfriend that one legitimately leaked yeah she
deliberately made it at the behest of her mother really her mother said make
this video it'll make you famous it did her mother Bruce Jenner's wife I'm sorry
Caitlyn Jenner it's Bruce Jenner oh well yeah but it was Bruce Jenner back then
it was Bruce Jenner he had a wife convinced her daughter to have a sex
tape so she would be famous train wreck what a train wreck she just gave a B she
did did some here's the whole thing is it's disgusting it looks disgusting
she's pimpin had her daughter I mean but you know what it's been going on for a
very long time because I mean we've talked about some of the stars in the
past where we had mentions were I forget who the actress was but there was an
actress that went up to somewhere and and the mom and the kids were in the
car waiting and she was up there Navi would not know what there you go
no Natalie Woods mother and sister were sit in the car waiting for three hours
while the producer that was quoting her or or banging her fucking her yeah he
was fucking her she was 13 no 15 and then when she came down the the she was
kind of like uncomfortable and I think crying and the mom was like did you
seal the deal and this is a first hand first hand from the sister who wrote a
book sister in the car it's crazy you wonder how often that happens Harvey
Weinstein in 1950s like no it wasn't Harvey Weinstein but it the producers
Hollywood has been like that shit is torn on over it's just that's been going
on forever if you want to make it you got to fuck the people well Hollywood is
coming out just like several years ago if you remember the kind of come out
that the producer or director is a Bryan Singer he did the Superman and the X-Men
movies he would hold these like gay parties and have the young boy actors
there there we go and he got caught he's not making movies anymore but he got
busted right he was one of the biggest directors at the time and it's it's
they're all doing it it's this whole environment this whole world they live
in that I don't live really live in reality I live in Hollywood so I could
basically do whatever the fuck well I have money and power and I can do what I
want at Jeffrey Epstein money and power I'm gonna provide money and power and
why I want to be in my movie so what was that Chuck Schumer what was that Chuck
Chuck Schumer thing you guys sent me I don't know he said that's real dude
that's real was that a shucks probably not Chuck Schumer probably probably not
but what what do you tell me that was uncomfortable I mean it could have been
an innocent picture you sent was uncomfortable yeah Schumer and a Haitian
little girl yeah it could have been a quick peck yeah it's uncomfortable and
the fact that it says that it's on FCE I don't necessarily believe that I don't
believe it either but it's uncomfortable and it's not like he was I don't I don't
believe it the bottom line people with money and power get away with shit anyway
what a fun night we did a lot of great 80s stuff they took me back it really
did that was the stuff that I grew up listening to when I was like you know
coming into my own I was driving for the first time I was playing my own music in
my own car cassettes cassettes no radio radio 100% radio yeah and that was that
was formative years for me yeah yeah and for the most part I think the music
today is very generic and bland oh let's say it all of it all of it but a lot of
it is just very produced it's used and abused I try not to get too harsh on my
boys thank you you reduce the music thank you I try not I try not to get to
we're extending this is an extended version I try not to get too hard on my
boys but the shit they listen to socks man that rap stuff yes rap because we
we used to take the same thing with our parents did we oh but come on I think
it's a little bit different this shit sucks the stuff our boys listen to sucks
all right hey guys look good night dudes like us it is it's it's March 2nd so
we're pounding through the months here we're we are but I am out next week
where you going spring break I don't know where to I'm taking a road trip
we're actually going and I don't know where but we are taking a road trip to
Canton yes we are Saturday Saturday we'll talk about that hey listen I'll
call in like the other callers you guys gonna work the lines we have that thing
yeah we have the capability to do it but I don't know if you're not that important
maybe Jeff and I'll just do it we'll do it we'll do it I am important I'm in the
foil our new podcast is Arcadia dudes like guys I'm Sean we're out of here
good night Paul and I'm Jeff