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You notice the lava lamp is already moving.

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See what that's called?

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That's called show prep.

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That's what it was.

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I turned that on about three hours ago.

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Yeah, we don't need to sit down and talk about topics and do research.

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We just need to have the lava lamp hot and molten.

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Yeah, it's got some good balls rolling around in there.

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Yeah, it's good.

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Welcome back, our loyal listeners.

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We're jumping right into it.

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It is, guess what?

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The first podcast of March.

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That's right.

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It was election day yesterday, at least here in Texas.

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I'm so pathetic.

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You know what happened yesterday?

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I did all my research.

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You voted, right?

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You could tell us you voted.

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Did you vote for the wrong person?

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No, I didn't vote.

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Oh, geez.

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I know.

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I did all my research.

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I went to Red Wave, a website.

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There was a website that one of my friends gave me that says they vet conservative candidates.

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They said if they stand for the following things, blah, blah, blah, blah, then we put

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them on the list.

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Dudes like us.

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I went out there.

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Dudes like us.

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I just thought I'd say that.

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Drink bourbon.

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Okay, great.

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Dudes like us.

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And I went through all the candidates, and it has multiple candidates for certain categories.

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Yes, governor, attorney general.

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Right.

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It listed all of them, but it said there were three candidates that qualified as being conservative

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enough to be on this website's list.

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So there were three choices for governor out of the seven or however many there were.

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Anyway, I went through all this effort to go to each person's website and read up on

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them and all this kind of stuff, and I was getting all excited to vote.

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Then I had to go pick up Shelly from school, and all of us were starving to death.

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And then-

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Was it like four o'clock?

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No, it's like six, six ten.

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It was like six ten.

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And then we drove by some fire station, and the line was curled around the parking lot,

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and we're like, and I'm sure not all of them were that way, but we had our food, a Chipotle,

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sitting in the car, smelling up the car, and we're like, let's just-

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Civic duty or nourishment.

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I know, right?

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I suck.

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So we went home and ate, and that was it.

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I didn't vote.

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And you know what's funny?

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And then I hear that Abbott won by a landslide.

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So my vote for governor wouldn't have mattered anyway.

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Yeah, he had over 711,000 votes.

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The next closest was like 110,000.

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Yeah, it was a complete landslide.

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Which, I like Alan West.

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That's actually who I was going to vote for, was Alan West.

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Alan West.

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You know what?

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You know what?

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I think-

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Isn't that the Batman police commissioner?

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No, he's badass, man.

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No.

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If you look at Alan West's bio-

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That's Jerry West.

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He played, not Jerry West, Adam West.

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Adam West.

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Anyway, what frustrates me is the media.

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I don't know if they're out for Abbott or what, but all the news was there's going to

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be a runoff between Alan West and Abbott because the polls are so close.

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They don't know shit.

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There was a landslide.

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The polls don't tell you, Jack.

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Shit.

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I thought everybody learned that.

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Well, I know.

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But the media keeps doing it.

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Well, because that's their only way-

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That's the power of suggestion.

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Well, that too.

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That's what I mean.

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Are they trying to get Abbott out of there because they don't like him?

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That's part of it, but also to have relevance before the election, right?

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Everybody's watching the news to see what's going on.

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I mean, they're trying to stay relevant.

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Polls are useless.

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I know, but the media is trying to stay relevant, and so they're throwing out polls to make

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people watch and, oh, they're saying that they're neck and neck.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Beto?

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Beto.

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Beto, Betacuck, and Abbott.

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He won 91% of the vote on the Democrat side.

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Golly.

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Wow.

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Look at... How do you say that name?

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Inoc- I don't know how to say that.

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Yeah, me neither.

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Inocential.

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Inocential.

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Lieutenant Governor.

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Okay, Dan Patrick, keep going.

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Lieutenant Governor, Texas.

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Oh, wow.

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What a split.

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That's pretty even.

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All right.

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Then we got Attorney General Ken Paxton, even.

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So didn't he... There was some-

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Well, he got busted for something.

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Yeah, some controversy there.

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Yeah.

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So there is a runoff between Ken Paxton and George P. Bush.

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Because he didn't get 50%, right?

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That's correct.

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Uh-oh.

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And then you had about-

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What happened?

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Then you had about 20 judges.

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All right, hold on.

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Let's keep... Okay, keep going down.

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Agriculture Commissioner.

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Okay, nobody cares about that stuff.

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Well, whatever.

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Whatever that is, what a real commissioner is important.

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How did Slocum do?

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There is, Tom Slocum Jr.

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I didn't vote for him.

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Why is the agricultural commissioner not important?

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Well, they're all important.

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That's Democrat.

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I was arguing that those, that they're not.

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Actually, nobody knows what they do.

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I mean, what does an agricultural commissioner do, right?

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They commission.

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Oh, they commission agriculture.

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Well, they determine agriculture in the state of Texas.

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And they allocate permits and land.

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I'm sure they have.

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They can make decisions that affect-

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I'm sure they regulate shit.

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I'm sure they make decisions that affect a lot of people.

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Yeah, it seems to me-

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More than you probably realize.

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I bet they're the ones that allocate the ability for homeless folks to camp out on public land.

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Your sidewalk.

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So what does it say there?

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I don't know.

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Hold on.

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Where was that other little small factoid caption of the-

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Yeah, that's way too much.

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Right there.

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So in the state governments of the United States, all- there we go.

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The official is in charge of the state's agriculture department.

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The commissioners are organized at the national level by the National Association of State

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Departments of Agriculture.

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Their agriculture commissioner was elected to 12 states.

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It doesn't say shit.

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Down at the bottom.

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Very painful.

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It says the powers and duties of the office vary by state.

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In about 40 states, the department regulates the animal industry.

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And in roughly half the states, agriculture departments regulate food safety and meat

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inspection.

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Okay, so it's significant then.

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That's important.

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Correct.

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Yeah, they're in charge of our meat.

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Meat.

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Meat.

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And they want to get rid of cows.

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Well, they don't.

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Not in Texas.

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They fart too much.

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If only we could harness that power.

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There's a design out there.

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We just need to capitalize it.

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Okay.

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And then there were six to seven or eight propositions that...

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Prepositions?

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They were all kind of silly.

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They were all like, ridiculously...

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Well, there were two that were key.

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The election integrity was key.

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And there's going to be no CRT taught in schools.

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I like that.

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Are the two.

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So we have...

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I thought they were no brains.

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So my buddy down in South Texas won.

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In a runoff.

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Mr...

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No, he did not win.

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No, he won.

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He won.

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It was not a runoff.

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He had 63%, I think.

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Something like that.

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62%.

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Hold on.

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Go down.

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Vicente...

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I think it's 37.

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District 15 or 16.

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Isn't it...

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That's him right there, right?

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Henry?

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No, it's Vicente.

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Vicente Gonzalez.

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Oh, shit.

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All this time I've been sending you the wrong guy.

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No, you've sent the right guy.

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No, I didn't.

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I've always been sending you Queller or whatever his name is.

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No.

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You've sent some stuff in the past.

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Oh, have I?

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I've sent him a message.

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I've sent him a message.

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He was in District 15 or 16.

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He probably wasn't up for election this round.

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Yeah, he probably didn't even...

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Well, they posted it on Facebook.

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He didn't run.

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Oh, you know what?

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It's every two years or every four years.

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Well, it's every two years for Congress.

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Congress.

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But they rotate.

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They alternate every year.

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Every year.

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Okay, yeah.

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So he won last year.

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All right.

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Well, that's...

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Yeah, so the propositions you were, there were some strange ones where it's basically

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where you're...

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Oh, propositions.

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Propositions.

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I kept thinking you were saying prepositions.

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I was like...

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Propositions.

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You're like, what the heck?

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I have a few nouns.

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Again, there were two that were really important.

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Actually, I think three.

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There's one that's interesting where they want to do away with property tax within 10

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years.

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Yeah, I wasn't sure if that would be a good thing or not.

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Well, what do property taxes pay for?

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That's what I mean.

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That money has to come from somewhere because that's a huge sum of money.

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It is.

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But what do property taxes pay for?

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Part of it goes to your school, like your city.

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School tax is a separate tax.

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But it's based off of your property value.

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Okay.

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Well, I know.

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So there's a Texas property tax, I guess, right?

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Whatever that is, whatever percentage.

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And your county has a property tax.

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So then your school district has a tax.

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So do the property tax pay for the administration of the city?

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I don't know.

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They pay for police department, fire department?

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We should probably know this.

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What does the property taxes pay for?

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Well, this one is, I'm assuming it's a very broad thing, but it says safety.

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It does say school.

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School, safety, spaces.

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Sanitation.

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County spaces, streets, sanitation, services.

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I mean, you know, it covers a lot of stuff, right?

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Public parks.

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Public parks don't maintain themselves.

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So they're suggesting that after 10 years of your house being paid off?

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No, they won't do away with them within 10 years.

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Oh, well, that's kind of silly.

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Why would they do that?

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Well, and on top of that, we don't have a state income tax.

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So where's their funding going to come from?

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I guess all sales tax.

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I don't know what the plan is, but...

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Something happened?

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I heard something fall.

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Austin was watching...

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He dropped his phone.

301
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He dropped a tuning fork.

302
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Was he watching porno?

303
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Why do you have a tuning fork over there?

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Oh, no, it's a needle nose pliers.

305
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Anyway, what I'm thinking is the government, I don't know what their plan is, if they say,

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all right, the state of Texas spends $10 billion a year.

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There's $2 billion, that's complete waste.

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That if we do away with that over 10 years, we could do away with property taxes.

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So I would not want to say, yes, I'm OK with that without knowing that there's a plan for

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that.

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That's too broad a question.

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Well, it's a knee jerk where you're just like, yeah, I don't want to pay any more taxes.

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But if there's not a plan to reduce your spending, they're going to have to make that money up

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somewhere else.

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Right.

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So it says our lower taxes, better taxes plan will eliminate property taxes for every tax

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in by 2033 or sooner, while also making structural changes to our system that prevent year to

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year spikes in tax bills.

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At the same time, we'll rein in irresponsible local government spending.

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Yeah, there you go.

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So they do have a plan.

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They want to control the spending.

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OK.

324
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I'm good with that.

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But any kind of any time you can get your property taxes down is huge because property

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taxes are killing everybody because they keep jacking up the value of your property every

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single year, which is ridiculous.

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And if you think about it, because they get money based on the value of the homes, they

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what's the their incentive is to artificially inflate the value of the homes.

330
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That's right.

331
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And so it becomes they can't do that because you can argue it.

332
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So if they decide your house is now a million dollars, prove it.

333
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Yeah, but this house just sold for four hundred thousand.

334
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What makes you think mine is exactly like that is worth a million.

335
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Yeah, I think you can get away with kind of trimming off a little bit.

336
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But I mean, you can't.

337
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I mean, it's a it's a freight train.

338
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If they want to raise the home prices across the entire city, they're going to do it.

339
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The concept of sales of the property sales don't match it.

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They could tell you whatever.

341
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There's two different styles.

342
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So you have the Republican style and you have the Democrat style.

343
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Republican style, obviously, are you going to have less they're going to propose less

344
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property taxes because they want less government.

345
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Now the Democrats, they're going to want more government programs.

346
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So it's going to require more taxes, then taxes, then taxes.

347
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And a lot of those a lot of those services come from the property taxes.

348
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Like I said, safety up there.

349
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Well, what about food?

350
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What is that called food?

351
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I like to call food.

352
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You know, the the pregnant bitches that are get these little wick and stuff like that.

353
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You know, and then you have these kids that, you know, you get the little coupons and what

354
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is that food stamps, food stamps.

355
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Thank you.

356
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I feel like this is the help me out here.

357
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Ten thousand dollar pyramid show wick and pregnant bitches.

358
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But walk me through what the connection is.

359
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What is it?

360
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You never go to Kroger's and you'll see a little tab that says wick.

361
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You know, have a family planning, you know, stuff like that.

362
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Basically, I think they get I don't know exactly how it works, but I think they get money.

363
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Right.

364
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And this food is you're able to buy it with your wick funds.

365
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Yeah, there's a lot of good day.

366
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You're talking about mothers out there.

367
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We'll get to the form of the Texas version.

368
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Texas version.

369
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Texas or not.

370
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Wick is specifically for its women's infant program or something.

371
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It's where women can go get the formula and stuff designed for the kids.

372
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So when you go there and you're involved in wick, you whip out your ID or you got some

373
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sort of ID code or they type it in and it knocks off an account.

374
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Why would they have an ID?

375
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Well, I think it's a credit card.

376
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You can vote without an ID.

377
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That's racist to think that a pregnant woman could have an ID.

378
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,100
Yeah, very racist.

379
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What about pregnant women that don't have IDs?

380
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How are they going to get food?

381
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Because they're white.

382
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Oh, right.

383
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Speaking of, you know, it is now Women's Month.

384
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Oh, it is.

385
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Women's Month.

386
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Oh, thank God.

387
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Regardless of color?

388
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That month is over.

389
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It's just Women's Month.

390
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Just general Women's Month.

391
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Yes, Women's Appreciation Month.

392
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So they're going to talk about like Amelia Earhart.

393
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And Hillary.

394
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No, not Hillary.

395
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And Kamala.

396
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Not Hillary.

397
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We're going to talk about great...

398
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680
Is it Women's History Month or just Women's Month?

399
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,680
Women's History Month or Women's Appreciation or History Month or whatever it's called.

400
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Started yesterday.

401
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,680
Oh, which is it?

402
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:58,680
Women's History Month.

403
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,680
Right there.

404
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Okay.

405
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,680
All right.

406
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,680
So then they are going to talk...

407
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,680
Now it says Women's Appreciation Month.

408
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,680
Oh, thank God.

409
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:11,680
Which one is it?

410
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,680
Anyway.

411
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:13,680
Happy Women's Month.

412
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,680
So I have to appreciate Hillary?

413
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Is that what you're saying?

414
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,680
Yeah, you have to appreciate her.

415
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,680
And Kamala.

416
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,680
And Tlaib.

417
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Yes.

418
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,280
And Cory Bush.

419
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,280
And Kandensi Brown Jackson.

420
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,160
Yes, that's the new...

421
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,560
So they have a date now for...

422
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:38,680
So who you just mentioned is Biden's choice for the Supreme Court.

423
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:44,200
And they insisted, they demanded that he nominate a black woman and he did.

424
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:50,440
And she is going to be in front of the Senate for her confirmation hearing.

425
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,440
And I think another month.

426
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,840
I forget when they set the date for it.

427
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,840
I wonder how that's going to go.

428
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,960
So there's already some stuff coming out about she...

429
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,800
Dang, I wish I could remember.

430
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,560
Maybe some controversial things.

431
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:13,520
I hope that it turns out that she's not a piece of shit and didn't steal $60 million

432
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from the Black Lives Matter programs or something like that.

433
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:21,160
I don't care if she's white, black, purple, whatever the fuck.

434
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:29,480
It's just the audacity to pick somebody for a job based on being female in color.

435
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,600
I know, it's that racist really.

436
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,280
Is the definition of racism.

437
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It is.

438
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,280
I mean, come on.

439
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:41,760
So if the next president is Republican and can replace her, and they're like, I'm going

440
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,760
to hire a white man.

441
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It has to be a white man.

442
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760
Right.

443
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:51,520
No, it has to be a white transgender.

444
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,960
Can you imagine?

445
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It only goes one way.

446
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,800
That's what pisses me off.

447
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I know.

448
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,840
Well, maybe we can make some changes.

449
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,840
I don't care.

450
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,280
I'm going to stomp and be me.

451
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:14,000
And it's probably going to prevent me from moving forward in a lot of different opportunities.

452
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,240
Career limiting?

453
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,920
When you email your HR team and say, can I opt out of these emails?

454
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,920
Can I opt out of the Black Lives Matter emails?

455
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He really did that, ladies and gentlemen?

456
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,280
I just felt it was inappropriate.

457
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That's a distraction from work.

458
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,760
It's spam.

459
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Spam emails.

460
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,760
I don't need it.

461
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,760
I don't need it.

462
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,960
We're starting to get WEN emails, you know, the Women's Month.

463
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And that's a distraction, too.

464
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That's how I know because I got an email.

465
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There's upcoming events.

466
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,280
I don't need to know that.

467
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,280
You know what I need to know?

468
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:50,080
Why don't you send me stuff pertaining to my work?

469
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,240
What would make me a better, more qualified for my work?

470
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:59,360
How can I be better at what I do so that I can step up to the next level?

471
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,960
Appreciating diversity and inclusion?

472
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,960
I don't think that's it.

473
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,960
I already do appreciate diversity.

474
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,960
I know.

475
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,960
I'm kidding.

476
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,760
And I'm, you know, 90% of the people out there, I'd say 98% of the people out there do appreciate

477
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,760
diversity.

478
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,760
Of course.

479
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,960
You know, you've got a few jackasses out there that grew up sideways.

480
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:19,440
Yeah, but you don't have to, you know, go out of your way to say there is diversity.

481
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,440
You just have it.

482
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,440
And you appreciate it.

483
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,920
And you work with your teammates regardless of where they came from or who they are or

484
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,920
what they look like.

485
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And you kick ass as a team.

486
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:30,360
And check out the women's, they got the producer put a picture up on there.

487
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:35,560
Now this woman is based in the 40s back when, you know, steel was in demand.

488
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,500
And they were going out to war.

489
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:42,840
Women must go to the factories and, you know, she's dressed in a blue collared outfit and

490
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headband on.

491
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,480
And she's about ready.

492
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,480
She's making a muscle.

493
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,480
Let's take it on.

494
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,480
Women's.

495
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,480
That's Rosie the Riveter, who that was.

496
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,480
Rosie the Riveter.

497
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,200
Is that USO or is that just kind of, oh, it is Rosie the Riveter.

498
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I got you a rivet.

499
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,400
Yeah, they were huge, man.

500
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,000
In World War II, they were absolutely enormous.

501
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Taking over.

502
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,800
Well, they built the planes and the ships and all that stuff.

503
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,800
Absolutely.

504
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,440
That's when the LGBTQ community started coming out.

505
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,440
I don't think so.

506
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440
That wasn't the birth of it.

507
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,560
Well, I mean, there were women that weren't sure if they should be women or men.

508
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,320
And then they got into the factories and they're like, I am a man.

509
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,080
Well, there were some women that were probably like had the pneumatic guns and they were

510
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,800
tightening these these nuts on these bolts.

511
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,800
And they're like, oh, look.

512
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,800
Look at Josie.

513
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,360
She's really getting at it.

514
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,360
So look at those muscles.

515
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,360
Can I touch that?

516
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,360
Yeah.

517
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,360
My clitoris is really, really swollen right now.

518
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,360
Your hands are very soft.

519
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360
Whoa.

520
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,360
What?

521
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,360
Whoa.

522
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,360
What did you say?

523
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360
Nothing.

524
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360
Jesus Christ.

525
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,360
What is wrong with you?

526
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,640
Well, I was just I want to make that your new ringtone.

527
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,040
I think that they were feeling like a man.

528
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,120
So things were things were hanging out.

529
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,280
A poster we all love so much was not popular at all during World War II.

530
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,680
As a matter of fact, it was hardly seen.

531
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:57,320
The poster rose to fame years after the war was over, more specifically in the early 80s.

532
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,320
Forty years later.

533
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,320
Yeah.

534
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,320
That's what actually happened.

535
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,320
That's called marketing right there.

536
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,320
Yeah, it is.

537
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,320
Yeah.

538
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,320
This is what.

539
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,360
Yeah, I guess because what it did, it took away from the women.

540
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,600
It made them strong.

541
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:14,040
And how dare the white man make a woman strong?

542
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,040
Keep that bitch down.

543
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,840
Get in the back and cook my lunch or dinner or whatever it is that you do.

544
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,840
I don't think I clean the house.

545
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,400
I don't think any of that happened.

546
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,400
I'm sure.

547
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,520
Look, dude, you look at all the sitcoms back then.

548
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,360
Leave it to Beaver and you got the mother.

549
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,800
George Cleaver say that to what's her name?

550
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800
Ruth or whatever.

551
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800
I think he did.

552
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,800
Bitch, give me my lunch, bitch.

553
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,800
I don't think any of that happened.

554
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,800
Archie Bunker did.

555
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,800
Jesus, Edith, where's my dinner?

556
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,800
Oh, Archie.

557
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800
Right.

558
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:49,000
So today is Ash Wednesday.

559
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,040
And did you see the clip of Biden?

560
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,040
He had it all over his face.

561
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,040
No, no.

562
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,040
So so he had he had blackface.

563
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,040
Oh, come on.

564
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,040
Really?

565
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,040
Too far.

566
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:05,800
Anyway, so he yeah, he had the ashes on his forehead and he was walking and he he and

567
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,400
his wife were walking, you know, into the White House or whatever.

568
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,380
And he stopped and took questions.

569
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:15,560
And somebody goes, so you're you know, you're Catholic, obviously.

570
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,560
Right.

571
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,000
So how can you be a Catholic and support abortion again?

572
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Did he turn around and leave?

573
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
No, he started getting pissed.

574
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:28,520
And so we started engaging the reporter and Jill walked up and with a plastered, you know,

575
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:33,320
you know, smile on her face, you know, hey, walked up and grabbed his arm and kind of

576
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,960
nudged and pulled him away from the reporters and kind of ended the discussion.

577
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,440
He has take you under the bleachers.

578
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,680
I mean, what's your head?

579
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,680
What's your argument?

580
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:45,280
If you were devout Catholic and can not be for abortion, you can't.

581
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
How does he?

582
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,560
I don't understand how he navigates that.

583
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,560
Yeah.

584
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:53,000
And he had just come from the bishop, gave him communion and, you know, put the cross

585
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
on his forehead.

586
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,200
I mean, what did he say?

587
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,400
Would you like, listen here, man, you got back and fight.

588
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400
Come on.

589
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,400
I don't know.

590
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,400
He went.

591
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,400
Yeah.

592
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,400
He started to get fired up.

593
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400
Come on.

594
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400
I think he's got a temper.

595
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400
Oh, big time.

596
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:11,120
You think if you question him or he is a huge temper, huge, huge.

597
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:15,080
She was leading him away and he was like, oh, tell me that son of a bitch.

598
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:20,640
And he was doing his, you know, so his old man walk, old man walk.

599
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:26,200
There's a there's a you to see him walking into the chamber.

600
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,520
This man walked.

601
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,440
Did he have a walker with like tennis balls on the front?

602
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,800
I got so mad.

603
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,200
I had to turn it off when he was just lying.

604
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,200
And then and then he said something about we have to secure the southern border.

605
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,360
Yeah, yeah, I missed it.

606
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,360
I was driving all over.

607
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:46,040
No, that was one of the things he said, you know, it's important that we secure the border.

608
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,160
OK, then do it.

609
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,040
I mean, the audacity.

610
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:55,960
The sheer a year and a half, about a year later.

611
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,440
What a hypocrite from hell.

612
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,440
I mean, unbelievable.

613
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,600
Anyway, any of you guys watched the State of the Union last night?

614
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,600
That's what he said.

615
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,600
Yeah.

616
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,480
I watched about 10 to 15 minutes and I'm over there grumbling.

617
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,480
I was watching it by myself.

618
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,800
My wife was working on her computer like in the kitchen.

619
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800
This was funny.

620
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,800
I was like twice.

621
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,520
I was talking to the TV the whole time.

622
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,520
Oh, really, really?

623
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,760
You know, getting all bent out of shape.

624
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:20,080
So I watched it and then they would stand up and clap and they go, oh, my God.

625
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,080
Yeah.

626
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,440
And then watching Pelosi back there, I just become an evil.

627
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,480
There are some she did, too.

628
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,200
It's totally like there is no Paul.

629
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,200
Only you.

630
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,080
Well, I saw whatever every single time I saw Pelosi.

631
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:36,640
Well, I saw the one where he Biden was talking about inhaling the the burn pits.

632
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,640
Oh, yeah, yeah.

633
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,920
And she gets up and starts rubbing her knuckles.

634
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,840
She stands up and starts rubbing her knuckles.

635
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,840
No, there was some.

636
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:44,840
She did it.

637
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,840
Yes.

638
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,840
Yes.

639
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,840
She did the head thing.

640
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,200
Not that much, but she was rubbing her hands together like she was having some sort of.

641
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,680
Yeah, they commented on that.

642
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,400
Like some weird conniption, you know, and it was it was very odd.

643
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,240
Well, she still was smiling.

644
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,960
It was not a good thing that he was saying.

645
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,000
Biden was talking about some of the soldiers that like they had a woman in there and her

646
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,400
husband had died because he was manning the fields in there where they were burning shit,

647
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,960
you know, and he got lung cancer or something.

648
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,680
And he was and they're going to take care of them.

649
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:18,480
And they were navigating hit through his speech and they were like they were they were bouncing

650
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:24,200
from topic to topic in so that he could say all these things.

651
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:28,240
So he was talking about the field where the soldiers have cancer.

652
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,000
We're going to take care of those those those people that got cancer.

653
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,440
Then it showed a picture of his son that died.

654
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,120
I know very well about losing a loved one from cancer.

655
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,200
And it showed a picture of his son on there.

656
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,480
And you know, it's kind of like you're kind of thinking, right, was the son in the military?

657
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,000
No, you know, he just had a brain brain.

658
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,600
You know, he was he wasn't in the military, but it's just it's all that power suggested

659
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,480
in what they did with the pictures and the way they wrote the speech.

660
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,640
So they had pictures during the State of the Union.

661
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,760
They well, for some reason, I saw it on the TV.

662
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,920
So I don't know if that was so the media was ready to go with a picture of his son.

663
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:09,360
I don't think they've ever done so right at that time when he was talking about

664
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,360
about that, he was talking about the cancer.

665
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,880
You have Lauren Bogart in the back ground.

666
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,880
Yeah. And she was talking about she heckled him.

667
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,320
Oh, she did. She heckled him right at that point because, you know, I love

668
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,800
13 and, you know, and, you know, where you have the soldiers covered

669
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,840
with the coffin with the flag, she goes, yeah, 13 of them.

670
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,400
And then it was like, oh, yeah, people apparently booed.

671
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,640
I turned it off at that point because I was getting so pissed off.

672
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,440
No, but, you know, good for her for doing it.

673
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,560
Oh, absolutely.

674
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,560
These people need to stand up more to him because especially in his face,

675
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,480
in front of front of God and everybody.

676
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,880
I mean, you know, Pelosi was a jackass.

677
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,800
She looked like a fucking clown up there, you know, in that whole little thing

678
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,600
that she was done. I wish we could pull up a video of her doing that.

679
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,640
It was so weird. It was almost like gleeful.

680
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,600
It was. It's like a child like, I can't wait to hear

681
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,680
what he says, but she wasn't rubbing her hands.

682
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,800
It's like her. It was her.

683
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,960
It was her. Her fist that she was rubbing.

684
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,560
It was kind of like a fly on a piece of shit, kind of rubbing it together

685
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,760
and feeding, you know, it's just like, yeah.

686
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,680
Well, maybe she's an alien. Yeah.

687
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:21,920
And again, I didn't watch it, but apparently that she had dentures.

688
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,920
And I guess she was just she does.

689
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:25,960
She did the same thing.

690
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,880
Having all kinds of problems with her dentures.

691
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,880
Lyman everywhere trying to keep them in her mouth.

692
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,000
She's 81 years old now. Well, she's 82.

693
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,080
Eighty one years old.

694
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,880
Did that make her exempt? Why is she there? All right.

695
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,760
Why is she there? She's retired.

696
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,800
Why is anybody over the age of 75 in Congress?

697
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,320
Live the rest of your days in peace.

698
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,480
It says here, relax.

699
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,400
It says get out of Congress.

700
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,200
If you're a crowd or Steven Crowder reacts to Nancy Pelosi

701
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,640
saying Nancy looked like a squirrel on drugs.

702
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,560
And that's kind of a a good analogy.

703
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,280
See if our producer can find that.

704
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,000
You know, the Crowder Crowder Pelosi.

705
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,920
Oh, I see what Nancy Pelosi is a squirrel on drugs.

706
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,840
What a weirdo.

707
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,120
Yeah. Well, you know, it was just there to go.

708
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,200
There we go. The second one.

709
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,040
In fact, there was she was standing up and sitting down, standing up.

710
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,520
It's a hell of a word.

711
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,280
And for what? Well, my point is, is that when she was one of the times

712
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,880
she stood up, she fell forward.

713
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,320
And that was kind of look is that look at her teeth.

714
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,760
I think her teeth come out of her mouth or something.

715
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,960
Oh, painful.

716
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,400
Oh, Crowder was like really dogging her.

717
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
So I watched it twice.

718
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,320
I watched it.

719
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,720
The regular news feed from the White House news feed.

720
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:48,200
And then I watched the Steven Crowder, where he basically

721
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,680
he watches it at the same time.

722
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,840
And it's kind of like that science

723
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,680
mystery science, science theater.

724
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,760
And they're just commenting and they're fact checking as it goes along.

725
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,680
That's fake. And every time he has a gaffe, they drink, you know,

726
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,760
so they're all in the bag.

727
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,680
Oh, maybe ship.

728
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,760
Oh, man. They were kept drinking. It was hilarious.

729
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,280
So Steve Crowder, you know, they're almost as funny as we are.

730
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,440
They are. I'm not really.

731
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,840
Oh, and then there was then there was a section where he said

732
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,120
Iranian instead of Ukrainian. Yeah.

733
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:25,240
And then they Kamala is in the background going to Ukraine.

734
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,120
Oh, really? She's mouthing it.

735
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,320
Yeah, she's mouthing it while he's anyway.

736
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,680
Yeah, it was painful. I quit watching it.

737
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,600
I didn't watch any of it.

738
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,480
He mumbled a lot because he's reading a lot and a lot.

739
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,000
Well, it was only an hour long.

740
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,440
Did you have captions on?

741
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,600
Well, they've got the screens up there for him.

742
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,920
How long is it?

743
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,720
No, did you have captions so you can follow?

744
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,560
Yes. Yeah, it was all over the place.

745
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,320
Bunch of M's and B's.

746
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,880
Did we talk about this where there was a translator

747
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,040
who like threw up his hands because he didn't know what the hell

748
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,120
Biden was saying or trying to say and couldn't?

749
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,320
Who is that dude? Dennis McNaul?

750
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,240
McNaul who?

751
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,360
Oh, what is that? I missed that.

752
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,240
Thank goodness. I keep watching her stand up and rub her fist together.

753
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:09,960
That's just so odd.

754
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,120
Is she had a little dance like she was about to, you know, she was getting confused

755
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,040
between I don't know if I'm going to have a vodka or am I going to have an ice cream

756
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,200
or am I going to have some more denture cream?

757
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaking of vodka, she her eyes look kind of bloodshot.

758
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,120
She looks like she kind of pounded a couple before she went into the chamber.

759
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,920
I would. Yeah.

760
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,040
Shit. You'd be scumbling around.

761
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,040
Oh, God, I don't want to watch that anymore.

762
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,840
It's like, oh, do me.

763
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,560
She just juiced herself.

764
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,480
Oh, stop.

765
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,640
I mean, that's what she looks like.

766
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,640
Yeah, it looks awful.

767
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,360
That's Dennis McDough, the veteran affairs secretary.

768
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,720
Dunno. Yeah.

769
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,000
All right. Anyway, so.

770
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,160
Oh, damn.

771
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,080
You just have a brain fart.

772
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:49,800
Yep. It's gone.

773
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,040
I had a Biden and a Biden.

774
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,880
Wow. Yeah.

775
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,360
So who else do we have besides

776
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,480
can tangy Brown Jackson that they're nominating?

777
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,600
No one. That's it.

778
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,480
Well, and that's typical.

779
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,880
Well, he had a list of three that he was over.

780
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,960
I've got no he picked.

781
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,720
He nominated Katanji.

782
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,600
Out of the out of the four.

783
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,920
Yes. So we had a list of three or four.

784
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,000
That's what Trump even had that he has a list.

785
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,840
And he goes, OK, we're putting up so and so.

786
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,760
And then he goes to the briar.

787
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,920
And then he goes to stop.

788
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,640
Stop clutching your chest. Oh, God.

789
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,280
I wasn't sure what that was all about.

790
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:30,120
I thought maybe either he's a he's a just a huge cocksucker

791
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,600
or he had some sort of heart condition.

792
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,000
He was grabbing his chest.

793
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,440
Stop it. He totally is a flame.

794
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,760
Or do you see the whole thing?

795
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,120
I thought it looked a little feminine.

796
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,240
I mean, you'd even have to you.

797
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,360
You didn't even have to hear it to to to see the list

798
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,720
just coming out of his mouth.

799
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,080
Wait, hold on. What's wrong with the list?

800
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,200
Well, there's nothing wrong with it.

801
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,840
It's just distracting from the reality.

802
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,760
I have a vote. I have a I have the lift.

803
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,880
No, but his is here because you have your windscreen.

804
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,520
I have a semblance, a semblance screen.

805
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,760
But anyway, I don't care if he sucks dick or not.

806
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,760
I don't. It's none of my business.

807
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,760
Wow. What? Wow.

808
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,000
Do we know this?

809
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,960
I mean, we're throwing out lots of accusations.

810
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,680
Yeah, we are. Well, is he gay?

811
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,200
I don't know. Of course not.

812
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,680
What do you mean, of course not?

813
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,480
You can't be gay and be on the Supreme Court.

814
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,640
What kind of bullshit is that?

815
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,640
You said it for me.

816
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,040
They have black people already on the Supreme Court,

817
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,160
so I don't know what your problem is with that.

818
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,640
You're saying black people are gay?

819
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,640
I hope they're happy.

820
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,320
Clarence Thomas is awesome, actually,

821
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,560
and they gave him so much shit when the Democrat Party.

822
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,440
Anita Hill, Anita.

823
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,160
Oh, yeah.

824
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,360
They kissed him of rape. Absolutely.

825
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,560
No, putting his pubes in her food.

826
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,760
Are you kidding?

827
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,600
Isn't that what it was?

828
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,400
What are you talking about?

829
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,720
I hope you're kidding.

830
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,520
There's some pubic hair involved somewhere.

831
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,840
There's something that he was comparing.

832
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,080
It wasn't pubic hair. It was my hair on my head.

833
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,360
You know, like, what the hell, man?

834
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,400
People are fucked up.

835
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,600
I mean, we live in a fucked up world.

836
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,840
We totally do.

837
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,880
And that was like, but that was back in the 80s.

838
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,160
Yeah, that was first Bush, wasn't it?

839
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,080
Bush, good Lord, in the pubes.

840
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,000
George Bush, Jr.

841
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,160
I can't do this.

842
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,720
Let's talk about sharks eating people.

843
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,880
Well, how about we talk about our bourbon first?

844
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,720
Oh, let's do that.

845
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,720
We had talked about the bourbon.

846
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,560
Sean, what did you do?

847
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,400
You picked it up.

848
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,240
So we went to...

849
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,080
We went local.

850
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,080
We're, I think, Liquor King.

851
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,920
Liquor King.

852
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,040
Yeah, we went to Liquor King, and I guess,

853
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,080
if you don't know, we go to Liquor King.

854
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,920
Well, we go to Total Wine and Liquor King, but...

855
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,720
It's a two stop thing now.

856
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,280
It is, it is.

857
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,080
And it's, you know, they're remodeling Total Wine right now,

858
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,200
so we're kind of like, well, you pieces of shit,

859
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,520
you're skimping on a few things.

860
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:44,520
But Liquor King has the thing that Liquor King offers

861
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,800
that the others don't, at least that we've known,

862
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,840
is that you build up a credit system,

863
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,840
and for every dollar, you get a point.

864
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,680
Yeah, I guess.

865
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,520
A loyalty program.

866
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,200
A loyalty program.

867
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,320
And the loyalty program, you accumulate them,

868
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,400
and they've got the unicorn liquors

869
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,600
that are on the back shelf behind the register.

870
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,440
You know what it's like?

871
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,280
It's like going to main event,

872
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,240
and you have enough points.

873
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,080
Enough tickets.

874
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,280
Oh, you can get tickets.

875
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,400
Yeah, you can get the big, the big cool toys.

876
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,600
Oh yeah, that's exactly what it's like.

877
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,880
I was always able to beat the system every time.

878
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,400
I don't know how to do it this way.

879
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,240
How do you do that?

880
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,720
Oh, we'll talk about that later.

881
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,640
Well, we're beating the system

882
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,040
by all three of us buying on your card.

883
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,760
Yes. Yeah, we are.

884
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,280
We're tripling up our points.

885
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,120
Actually, Mr. Producer, do you recall which,

886
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,680
I don't know if it was a Peter Piper pizza,

887
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,360
or if, we went to some sort of place

888
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,040
where you got tickets coming out of these little machines,

889
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,520
and we, the machine was broke.

890
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,360
I don't know what's wrong with it.

891
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,200
And it kept going.

892
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,840
You would grab a ticket.

893
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,680
And more come out.

894
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,600
And it just kept coming out.

895
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,440
That's perfect.

896
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,240
And so we walked like 15 feet over,

897
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,440
you know the little machine that receives the tickets?

898
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,280
Yeah.

899
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,440
And so it's chomping it.

900
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,560
And so we've got this conveyor.

901
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,760
That thing is super cool, by the way.

902
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,080
We've got this conveyor, and it's all,

903
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,240
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.

904
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,240
So it's coming out of the machine,

905
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,080
right into the machine.

906
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,240
It's coming right out of the machine,

907
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,240
and we're just, we just keep going.

908
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,600
You're keeping it from getting snagged.

909
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,440
Oh man, I know I was a bad father that day,

910
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,160
and I taught my kids wrong.

911
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:13,880
Whatever.

912
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,240
Well, what'd you get out of it?

913
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,040
I don't remember.

914
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,160
It was a bunch of bullshit.

915
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,080
But I do remember, I got a picture,

916
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,800
I got a picture of Madeline and Emily,

917
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,560
and they have like these tickets.

918
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,400
Like just.

919
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,520
Yeah, ridiculous.

920
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,240
Because after the machine ran out of tickets,

921
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,880
the guy went over there and put more in.

922
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,040
And then it kept doing it again.

923
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,360
And then we went over there, and you,

924
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,360
well you'd have to go in there,

925
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,280
and you'd have to play the game,

926
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,680
and let it get a ticket to come out.

927
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,280
Once the ticket came out, you just grab it,

928
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,560
and it just kept going.

929
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,320
And so, rinse, repeat.

930
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,440
We grabbed the ticket out.

931
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,640
Mr. Producer, do you remember that?

932
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,920
So you now have part ownership in that pizza place?

933
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,000
That's why they went out of business.

934
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,840
Yeah, that's how many points you had.

935
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,120
We almost had enough points to get the Xbox.

936
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,280
I remember we would play Skee-Ball

937
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,080
at some same kind of deal.

938
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,280
And normally when, whatever we would hit,

939
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,800
it would spit out two.

940
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,880
But on this other one, it didn't matter what you hit.

941
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,400
It spit out like eight or 10.

942
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,240
Right.

943
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:09,720
So it was like, you know, calibrated wrong.

944
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,080
Yeah, you gotta find the machines that are jacked up.

945
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:12,920
Yeah, Gaddy Town.

946
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,740
There you go.

947
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:14,580
Gaddy Town.

948
00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,420
There you go.

949
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,840
Anyway, and then yeah, you just keep staying on that machine,

950
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,640
and you just keep racking up points, right?

951
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,480
Yeah.

952
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,240
Well, usually you get stupid little Chinese stuff.

953
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,080
Oh, man.

954
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,320
It's just little tchotchke things

955
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,720
that end up on the floor for you to step on.

956
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,520
Stupid little plastic spiders.

957
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,360
But it was exciting.

958
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,800
I enjoyed it.

959
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,640
Ah, it's fun.

960
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,200
You know, plus they get like the little,

961
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,320
you know one of my favorite candies.

962
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,080
I mean, I hate to eat it because it's way too sweet,

963
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,280
but as a kid, it was just like, you know,

964
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,080
the little dipping stick stuff where you have a-

965
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,960
It's just like pure sugar that you lick.

966
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:45,800
It's a pack.

967
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,000
Well, you get a little dipping stick that's made out of candy.

968
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,840
Gross.

969
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,920
And you got like a little pack as a Kool-Aid.

970
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,580
And you deep throat it, and you like stick it in there

971
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,600
and eat it.

972
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,440
Yeah.

973
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,280
Is that what you do?

974
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,120
Yeah, what do you do?

975
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:57,960
What do you do, Sean?

976
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,600
Nah, you just, you dip it in the powdered sugar flavor.

977
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,440
Or you have to get the stick first.

978
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,640
You have to get the strawberry, blueberry, and cherry.

979
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,960
You take the blue stick and you put it in your mouth.

980
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,800
In your mouth.

981
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,200
It's like a lollipop.

982
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,080
Yeah, I'm not talking like a Kielboski sausage or something.

983
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,120
What the hell, man?

984
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,960
Interesting.

985
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960
What kind of dip sticks are you using over there?

986
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,800
Okay.

987
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,620
I enjoyed it.

988
00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:19,460
I liked it.

989
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:21,360
That was one of my favorite candies, you know,

990
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:26,080
at that type of store or gaming place.

991
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,400
The platform, Main Event, Getty Town.

992
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,240
Oh yeah, they're all that way.

993
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,560
You know, there's a-

994
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,040
What's the, what's the-

995
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,880
The army man?

996
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,700
What's the really big one?

997
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,560
Chuck E. Cheese.

998
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,400
Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese.

999
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,240
Chuck E. Cheese.

1000
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,240
They're all out of business.

1001
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,160
Well, they sold beer.

1002
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,640
I think the ones around here are all out of business.

1003
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,600
At least the ones we've been to.

1004
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,440
That's because they're-

1005
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,640
That was so bizarre.

1006
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,400
When I took my little kids in there and I was like,

1007
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,640
and then there was a beer tap, I was like, okay.

1008
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,240
Yeah, but it was natural light.

1009
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,360
Oh, whatever, I don't care.

1010
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,560
But that place is so sticky and gross.

1011
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:56,400
Yeah.

1012
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,000
All the kids just-

1013
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,840
Oh, that's awful.

1014
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Touching everything.

1015
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,500
Oh, I would have a blast.

1016
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,560
I would climb up in the tubes.

1017
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,680
I'd jump in the little-

1018
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,520
Oh, those things are-

1019
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,680
Why is that not surprising?

1020
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,320
Well, those tubes are just like fungus.

1021
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,160
Oh, yeah.

1022
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,640
Houses.

1023
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,480
Anyway.

1024
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,280
And then you jump in and you find a little air

1025
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,320
and you're like, dude, some little kid,

1026
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,160
you shit your pants.

1027
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,000
Like shit.

1028
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,920
Yeah, somebody shit their pants.

1029
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,160
I'm up in the tube.

1030
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,160
I'm suspended in the air in front of everybody up there.

1031
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,120
First off, it's not designed for adults.

1032
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,160
I'm having conversations with the kids,

1033
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,160
these little three, four, five year olds,

1034
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,440
and I'm like, come on, you little shit.

1035
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,000
Go change your freaking diaper.

1036
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,920
Go to your mom and dad now.

1037
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,560
Because that shit falls out and it smears.

1038
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,240
Go and get your mom now or I'm calling the police.

1039
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,160
You know, I was just-

1040
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,720
They're like, some creepy white man

1041
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,400
wants to touch me up in the tube.

1042
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,760
I hope that didn't say that.

1043
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,600
Is that why you-

1044
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,420
Yeah.

1045
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,560
You gave him a little nudge.

1046
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,400
I could, but that's why I got kicked out.

1047
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,480
You touched me up there.

1048
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,720
Yeah, but dude, have you ever been up there

1049
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,560
in the catacomb?

1050
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,400
No.

1051
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,240
Why would I do that?

1052
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,080
That's not designed for adults.

1053
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:55,920
I never will.

1054
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,000
It was a lot of fun.

1055
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,760
I'm sure it was.

1056
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,360
Anyway, so Liquor King is basically

1057
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,960
that same thing for men.

1058
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,280
Yes.

1059
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,800
Where we get our points and we get our unicorns

1060
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,800
that we pick off the wall, but we've never done it yet

1061
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,120
because we haven't gotten enough points yet.

1062
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,920
No, we're under a thousand.

1063
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,880
We need 2,500-

1064
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,700
Minimum.

1065
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,640
To get the top, well, that's the maximum, really.

1066
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,320
Well, yes, there's one up there that was 4,000 points.

1067
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,160
Oh, I didn't see that.

1068
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,000
That was the-

1069
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:25,820
Jesus.

1070
00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:28,080
That was the old Forrester birthday.

1071
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,960
That's $4,000, man.

1072
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:30,800
That just gives you the right-

1073
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,200
Oh, you did the point per dollar?

1074
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,040
Something like that.

1075
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:33,860
I think so.

1076
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:34,920
Oh, shit.

1077
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,880
I don't want to know when we reach 4,000.

1078
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:37,700
I don't-

1079
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,500
Dude, we're at like 600 right now.

1080
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,920
And we still have to buy it.

1081
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,760
Yeah, that just gives you the right to buy it.

1082
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,960
Yeah, you don't get it for free.

1083
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,560
And you still have to purchase it, yeah.

1084
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,040
And it might be 200 bucks.

1085
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,160
Well, some of those are 200 bucks.

1086
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,120
Some of them, but the ones we're looking at

1087
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:53,960
with the Wellers-

1088
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,400
They seem reasonable.

1089
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,360
God, oh my.

1090
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,000
But for those, I mean, those aren't marked up.

1091
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,800
I mean, that's just retail.

1092
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,880
Because a lot of those things, if you find them after market,

1093
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,320
those ones that are 100 bucks are going to be 500 bucks.

1094
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,760
Those unicorns that you can't find anywhere,

1095
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,320
yeah, just stupid expensive.

1096
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,120
You know, if we were to pool our alcohol money,

1097
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,240
we could probably buy an investment home.

1098
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,840
We could probably buy a small island.

1099
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,680
We could probably buy a-

1100
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,520
Epstein's.

1101
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,360
Epstein's Island.

1102
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,240
We could buy a rental home, a rental condo

1103
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,040
on Miami Beach. Anyway, well, talk about

1104
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:24,880
the bourbon real quick.

1105
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,400
Yes, so it's Rebecca Creek Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

1106
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,560
It's 10 years old, and that is the number one reason

1107
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,560
why I picked it up.

1108
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,000
It's because it's 10 years old.

1109
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,000
It's most, most bourbons you get that are aged that long,

1110
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,960
they just have a really solid, smooth taste to it.

1111
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,800
Oh, I see.

1112
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,640
Nice and rich.

1113
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,040
I was hoping it'd be a little stronger.

1114
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,000
I mean, it's a little low for us, you know, 90.

1115
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,320
I don't want to sound like a snob, but you know.

1116
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,640
Still tasty, still very good.

1117
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,480
It is just as tasty as those 100, 110 plus.

1118
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,680
I disagree with that.

1119
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,520
I don't.

1120
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,960
I think it does have a good taste to it, but I would-

1121
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,560
It could've been at 110.

1122
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,920
What could it have been?

1123
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,480
What would that taste like at 110?

1124
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,040
I think it'd be more potent, obviously.

1125
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:15,040
Yeah, anyway, it's, this is distilled and bottled

1126
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,680
down in San Antonio.

1127
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,000
San Antonio. I know, I like that.

1128
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,560
I like that it's a local Texas bourbon.

1129
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,600
So it's the same aroma as a, like a trail mix,

1130
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,400
as what they're insinuating, you know.

1131
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,240
What is it?

1132
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,720
It's the aromas that you would get from a trail mix.

1133
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,320
Like peanuts, you know, caramel dips, salted pretzels,

1134
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,760
toffee, coffee, peanuts, chocolate.

1135
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,400
Everything you'd find in a trail mix is in that.

1136
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,200
Chocolate frappe?

1137
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,640
Yeah, it says caramel dip, salted pretzels,

1138
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,320
toffee coated peanuts, chocolate frappe, frappe,

1139
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,160
toffee chips, and toasted coconut.

1140
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,360
That is literally a trail mix.

1141
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,360
So anyways, this 10 year Rebecca Creek,

1142
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,360
I give it a six.

1143
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,320
I would go higher.

1144
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,200
I'd give it a seven and a half.

1145
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,720
Yeah, I think I'd give it a seven.

1146
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,520
Well, the only reason I don't go higher

1147
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,880
is because of the proof.

1148
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,680
Yeah, but it's not about the proof.

1149
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,720
I mean, what's the point of the proof?

1150
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,440
In my opinion.

1151
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,600
To get a buzz, to get drunk?

1152
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,120
No, in my opinion, I think the higher proof

1153
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,800
whiskeys, Ford slash bourbons offer a,

1154
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,280
offer more depth in the taste.

1155
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,320
A richer flavor.

1156
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,160
Yeah.

1157
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,040
Not to say this one's bad, but.

1158
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,000
But what if you had no idea what the proof of this is?

1159
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,200
What would you honestly say the proof is?

1160
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,600
You could still go, because.

1161
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,440
I would do.

1162
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,400
Star Wars.

1163
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,480
Because it's got a bite, it's got a tiny bit of a burn,

1164
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,320
and it's super rich.

1165
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,160
Why put two big cubes in mine?

1166
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,360
I would definitely put it over 100 proof.

1167
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,200
Not knowing.

1168
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,040
I'd say 87.

1169
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:47,880
If I had,

1170
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,320
tops 91.3.

1171
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,080
All right, so put it back on Rebecca's screen.

1172
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,080
Where is the Rebecca?

1173
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,320
Is there a creek or something?

1174
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,160
Yeah, you said it was a.

1175
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,000
Rebecca Creek distillery.

1176
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,160
It was a limestone aquifer.

1177
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,800
Yeah, that pulls the water from the hill country.

1178
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,840
Are you able to scroll down?

1179
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,920
Edwards, no, it says on the back.

1180
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,760
I can just read it.

1181
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,760
So a bourbon whiskey.

1182
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,040
Edwards aquifer, yeah.

1183
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,320
Edwards aquifer.

1184
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,160
Which is in the hill country.

1185
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,000
In the hill country, yeah, the limestone filtered water.

1186
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,920
Somewhere around San Antonio.

1187
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,400
The charred oak barrel gives bourbon a distinctive,

1188
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,880
so they're just giving some random general,

1189
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,880
but look at the, the Glen Cairn Canadian whiskey glasses.

1190
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,560
Wow, so does that say Canadian?

1191
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,120
Yeah, it did, it said Canadian whiskey.

1192
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,440
Interesting.

1193
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,440
The Canadian whiskey glass.

1194
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,400
So what is the difference between, so.

1195
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,240
It's got a, doesn't have the stem on it.

1196
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,600
Well, I'm curious if the Glen Cairn

1197
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,200
is a Canadian type glass.

1198
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,040
Because.

1199
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,240
Glen Cairn is what, Irish?

1200
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,080
I don't know.

1201
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,920
British?

1202
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,360
It's called ish.

1203
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,640
Well, it's called ish.

1204
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,480
Glen Cairn.

1205
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,720
Well, I don't think it's Canadian.

1206
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,280
I think it's just the style, maybe, maybe.

1207
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,480
Now we're talking about the glass?

1208
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,640
Yeah, the glass.

1209
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,480
Really?

1210
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,960
So I wonder, so there are some distilleries here

1211
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,200
that we can visit because Garrison Brothers

1212
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,520
is not very far from San Antonio.

1213
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,360
No, it isn't.

1214
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,080
You're gonna have to talk in your microphone.

1215
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:17,920
And so.

1216
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,880
We could totally do a, you know how the bourbon,

1217
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,000
you know, the bourbon tour.

1218
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,840
So you're saying.

1219
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,280
We could totally do a Texas bourbon tour.

1220
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,600
We could, because there's places,

1221
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:29,400
there's Balcones in Waco, there's Nine Bandit in Austin,

1222
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,960
there's Rebecca Creek in San Antonio,

1223
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,520
there's Garrison Brothers in High, is that where it's at?

1224
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,960
Which is like an hour northwest.

1225
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,720
You're right, we could totally do,

1226
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,720
and then grab some wood and come back.

1227
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,960
We have to do one a day.

1228
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,360
Don't get crazy.

1229
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,680
One a day, you wanna do this in five days?

1230
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,880
Yeah, it'd be like a week.

1231
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,120
Well, hold on, do you wanna do this in a day?

1232
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,960
Two tops.

1233
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,200
Probably two days.

1234
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,040
And then on the way back,

1235
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,040
we grab a whole thing of wood from the mill.

1236
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:56,880
Here's what I think.

1237
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,920
And come back.

1238
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,520
I think that, you wouldn't wanna crunch that much,

1239
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,640
because you're gonna wanna sample it.

1240
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,240
You wanna have to enjoy it.

1241
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,640
I'd wanna, I'd probably do two.

1242
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,840
Well, the tours only take half hour, 45 minutes.

1243
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,080
We could totally do like.

1244
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,240
It's not an all day affair.

1245
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,080
No, it isn't.

1246
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:15,880
Well.

1247
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,720
Oh.

1248
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,560
I was thinking it could be.

1249
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,400
But I like where we're going with this.

1250
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,240
Yeah.

1251
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,080
It's one of those things we're gonna talk about,

1252
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:21,920
but never do.

1253
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,760
Dudes like us.

1254
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,600
We're not gonna do it.

1255
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,440
We've opened up a new chapter,

1256
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,440
for our fans out there, all two.

1257
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,280
Thanks, Mom and Dad.

1258
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,000
Our fans out there, we've acquired.

1259
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,560
I have that downstairs, a Chanid Rock vodka.

1260
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,400
It's actually very good.

1261
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:42,400
A CNC machine that we put a router and end,

1262
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,760
or an etcher on there.

1263
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,680
So we're starting to do some crafts.

1264
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:51,680
And Mr. Paul over here, found a source for picking up

1265
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,320
some wood, the offcuts.

1266
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,160
They're not offcuts.

1267
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,000
They're scuts and offcuts.

1268
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,040
You know, when you get the lumber,

1269
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,120
and it's coming in the tree form,

1270
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,640
well, they slice off the bark,

1271
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:08,080
and they move it 90 degrees, or shift it over 90 degrees,

1272
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:08,920
and they cut it again.

1273
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,480
And the offcuts of that is what we're picking up.

1274
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,320
So we've got these.

1275
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,400
Look at the bark on one side.

1276
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,240
Yeah, it's very flat.

1277
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,080
It's very flat.

1278
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,840
It's got the bark on one side.

1279
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:17,680
Yeah, it's very flat on one side,

1280
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,520
and it's got the bark on the other.

1281
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,280
It's flat and beautiful on one side,

1282
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,200
and it's got a rustic, cool, natural bark on the other.

1283
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,040
Right.

1284
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,880
And it's super cheap.

1285
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,000
We're gonna come up with,

1286
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,200
so I think we need to tie that in, just like you said.

1287
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:34,760
We need to go get a trailer full of the wood,

1288
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,800
and we need to do it soon.

1289
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,200
I mean, and then where are we gonna store it?

1290
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,800
I think over at Paul's, he's got the thing.

1291
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,360
We just need to get a tarp or two,

1292
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,760
depending on how big the pile is.

1293
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,120
Here's my fear of that,

1294
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,760
is that it's going to create an ecosystem

1295
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,400
over at Paul's house.

1296
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,240
Pardon?

1297
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,080
Underneath the tarp.

1298
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,440
It just, it doesn't matter.

1299
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,760
Even if there's not a tarp, it'd be in the pile.

1300
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,280
What about if it's, of course, yeah,

1301
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,400
because it's just in a pile down in,

1302
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,320
wherever this is at, right?

1303
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,320
Yeah.

1304
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,920
So it'd be kinda, I don't know.

1305
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,000
I mean, I'm trying to figure out where we can process this.

1306
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,040
I was thinking maybe we could get a storage unit.

1307
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,080
Is there something we can build

1308
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,120
that would be better for wood storage?

1309
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,360
You could build like a...

1310
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,200
A shed?

1311
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,600
No, seriously, like a shed that,

1312
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,200
and keep it off the ground.

1313
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,600
You know, vacuum packing the...

1314
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,000
Vacuum packing?

1315
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:25,840
Yeah, let's do that.

1316
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,680
With your food saver?

1317
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,080
A gigantic food saver.

1318
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,640
That's ridiculous, but it'd be fun.

1319
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,080
It would be fun for you.

1320
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,600
There's gonna be wildlife and insects

1321
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,440
and all kinds of shit, so we're gonna,

1322
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,440
you have to be careful, right?

1323
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,520
Because the brown ray clues

1324
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,800
and all that shit's gonna be in there.

1325
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,440
No, I'm just saying, if we wanted to build a shed

1326
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,240
on that side of my house,

1327
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:48,240
and then we store the wood elevated on shelves.

1328
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:49,160
Like a lean-to?

1329
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,280
Like a lean-to.

1330
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,120
I'm not a fan of that.

1331
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:51,960
With palm fronds.

1332
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,240
And this is me, sheds period in Texas,

1333
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,520
give me the willies.

1334
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,760
You know, it's just a...

1335
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:03,760
It's an ecosystem for rats, mice.

1336
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,920
How is that any different than throwing a tarp on the wood

1337
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,000
just laying on the ground?

1338
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,960
Agreed.

1339
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,200
So what's the solution?

1340
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,520
I don't know, I'm trying to come up with it.

1341
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,360
I'm thinking...

1342
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,960
Even in a storage shed, you're still gonna get the...

1343
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,880
Even in a storage shed, you'd have the same thing,

1344
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,120
but at least...

1345
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:17,960
Less of it.

1346
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,960
Possibly, I think you'd have more rats

1347
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,240
because you're inside.

1348
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,800
I think outside you'd have more bugs and shit.

1349
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,200
No, there's no rats getting in my shed.

1350
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,840
No way, not the way I'm gonna build it.

1351
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,200
It's hermetically sealed?

1352
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,040
Absolutely.

1353
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,880
Like the biodome?

1354
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,720
Well, hold on.

1355
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,560
Yeah, like the biodome.

1356
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,240
That's exactly what I was thinking, a biodome.

1357
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,080
I thought if we...

1358
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,560
I wanna build a bio lean-to.

1359
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,160
Were to get the machinery down

1360
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,960
and we dig a hole in the backyard

1361
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,440
and we were to do the underground.

1362
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,920
We're doing a prepper cellar.

1363
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:48,760
Hey man, tornado shelter.

1364
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,720
Just to store wood.

1365
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:50,560
We wanna...

1366
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,400
This dude.

1367
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,240
Oh.

1368
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,600
I can see it now, my wife's like,

1369
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,640
you wanna spend 80,000 on what?

1370
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,480
We're gonna place to keep the wood.

1371
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,000
Well, it needs to be cool, it needs to be dry.

1372
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,040
It's coming out of our dudes like...

1373
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,200
And if Russia attacks us, we can also be safe down there.

1374
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,240
Yes.

1375
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,200
Yeah, and plus I was thinking we can have

1376
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,800
like a gun range down there.

1377
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,640
Bullying alley.

1378
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,760
It's like a hundred yards.

1379
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,480
No, not a bowling alley.

1380
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,960
Yeah, like a 40 foot skee ball.

1381
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,240
No, maybe a shuffle board.

1382
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:18,080
Laser tag.

1383
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,680
Ah, we can put a laser tag down in my bomb shelter.

1384
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,200
Have you played laser tag lately?

1385
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,440
It's so stupid.

1386
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,080
No, laser tag is fantastic.

1387
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:26,920
We just go...

1388
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:27,760
Have you played it?

1389
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,600
Yeah, you just sit there, exactly.

1390
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,520
You just sit there and you blast the person

1391
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,280
standing next to you over and over and over again.

1392
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,120
It's like, what's the fun of that?

1393
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,640
Have you played it lately?

1394
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,480
Oh.

1395
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,680
Oh, has it changed?

1396
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,240
They changed the rules.

1397
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,760
So now the laser burns?

1398
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,600
No.

1399
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,440
You really killed a person.

1400
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,800
The difference is, is that we would die.

1401
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,640
Yes.

1402
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,320
Because we would run 10 feet and be done.

1403
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,160
Sniped.

1404
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:53,980
Okay, I don't do that.

1405
00:47:53,980 --> 00:47:54,820
I hide.

1406
00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:55,660
Are we quick scope?

1407
00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:56,720
First off, I find it to be...

1408
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:57,560
I'm telling you.

1409
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,240
I get scared and go fetal and just hide in the corner.

1410
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,160
I play with Austin when we go down there sometimes

1411
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,080
and I'm freaking, I'm out of breath.

1412
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,000
It's like, I have to stop.

1413
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,840
I don't give a fuck.

1414
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,440
And that's why you hide, is because you can't breathe.

1415
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:17,560
So you get out of shape and can't breathe at laser tag.

1416
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,840
Oh dude, yeah.

1417
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,680
Really?

1418
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,440
Okay, again, when was the last time you played laser tag?

1419
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,200
Back when I was skinny.

1420
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,320
Okay.

1421
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,160
Jeff?

1422
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,600
What about six years ago?

1423
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,760
Back when he was skinny?

1424
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,960
When the boys were doing it.

1425
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,800
Doing what?

1426
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,080
Well, six years ago, Steve.

1427
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:37,920
Probably.

1428
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,760
Doing it.

1429
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,960
Once my boys started doing it,

1430
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,300
I said, I'm gonna go play laser tag.

1431
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,320
I can't handle this.

1432
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,320
I'm getting out of the house.

1433
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,160
It's too noisy.

1434
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,920
Laser tag's actually kind of fun.

1435
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,400
You know, you gotta keep moving though.

1436
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,480
You gotta keep moving.

1437
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,320
And there's all my survive.

1438
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,520
Just shucking jive.

1439
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,520
If you're gonna start giving us laser tag tips,

1440
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,360
I'm gonna. Oh dude, look.

1441
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,320
I'm signing off.

1442
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,660
The best thing to do is juke.

1443
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:01,720
You are, he's giving us laser tag tips.

1444
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:02,560
This is sincere.

1445
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,600
First off, dudes like us don't play laser tag.

1446
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,360
Dudes like us can play laser tag if you know how.

1447
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,360
You gotta go in there with duct tape.

1448
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,520
Oh, shut up.

1449
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,360
To cover up the sensors.

1450
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,520
You're cheating.

1451
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,240
You're such a freaking cheater.

1452
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,160
Now you're getting it.

1453
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,160
And all those kids get pissed off.

1454
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,000
What the hell, what's the point?

1455
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,200
How could you have zero?

1456
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,040
Are you serious?

1457
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:20,960
Please tell me you're kidding.

1458
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,560
I've never done it, but I've always wanted to.

1459
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,880
Oh my God, be quiet.

1460
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,520
But can you imagine coming up with a little sensor

1461
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,080
and the little kids be like, yeah.

1462
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,240
You know what?

1463
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,880
I have a story for that.

1464
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,720
Oh boy, oh yeah.

1465
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,240
One time me. You share.

1466
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,080
One time I'm in a big camp.

1467
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,880
Me and dad, me and my dad were playing laser tag.

1468
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,760
And it's just me and him because it's 10 at night

1469
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,760
and no one's playing laser tag at main event at 10 at night.

1470
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,120
Is that what it puts you down?

1471
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,320
Well, yeah, it's same day.

1472
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,160
Same day.

1473
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,160
It was just the two of you playing laser tag?

1474
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,160
Same day that he watched me while,

1475
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,320
shot me while I was limping away

1476
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,360
because I tripped on a ramp.

1477
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,280
In the back.

1478
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,560
So he's running, he trips.

1479
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,200
I go over there and shoot him.

1480
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,040
And that's all he's doing.

1481
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,020
He's laughing at me, shooting me.

1482
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:06,520
But I run away, I come back and I,

1483
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,640
he looked funny, but I didn't question it.

1484
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,100
He had put his vest under his shirt.

1485
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,440
This is what I'm talking about.

1486
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,460
You're a cheater.

1487
00:50:17,580 --> 00:50:19,480
You can't do that kind of stuff.

1488
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,940
You know, I didn't, used to be like this,

1489
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:23,200
but Jeff inspired me.

1490
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,040
Me?

1491
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:24,860
Really?

1492
00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:25,700
He did.

1493
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,540
Yeah, the gingerbread house?

1494
00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:27,380
Yes, totally.

1495
00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:29,560
No, I learned from the master right here

1496
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,240
because the laser tag was well before the gingerbread house.

1497
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,080
The gingerbread cheater.

1498
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:33,920
No, no, no.

1499
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:34,760
He got with me before that.

1500
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,520
I'm the only one that's never been accused of cheating.

1501
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,200
During Christmas time, everyone had blindfolds on.

1502
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,040
I had one on.

1503
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:41,880
Huh?

1504
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,700
I had one on.

1505
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:43,540
Yeah, it was.

1506
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:44,380
Oh, you sure did until you didn't.

1507
00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,840
It was not a neck kerchief.

1508
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,440
It was to cover your eyes.

1509
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,720
I think Sean's deflecting from his shirt

1510
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:50,920
covering up the laser tag.

1511
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,880
No, he brings up a good point.

1512
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,200
You cheated during the Christmas gingerbread competition.

1513
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,600
I admit it, he's not admitting it.

1514
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,020
God, who does that?

1515
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:57,860
I did.

1516
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:00,720
Why?

1517
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,200
Because I didn't want to deal with it.

1518
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,200
You just wanted to deal with it.

1519
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,720
And you know what the funny part was?

1520
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,240
Like we all had train wrecks.

1521
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,560
Do you know what the funny part was?

1522
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,400
Mine had gone through.

1523
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,640
He needed scissors, he reached over there

1524
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,880
and picked them up.

1525
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,480
He didn't like feel for the scissors on the table.

1526
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,800
He went straight to the scissors

1527
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,520
and picked up the scissors.

1528
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,360
Yeah.

1529
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,180
It was funny as hell.

1530
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,320
But we all took our blindfolds off

1531
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,000
and we're inspecting our creation.

1532
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,840
Mine was immaculate.

1533
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,880
Mine was like a category five hurricane, right?

1534
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,720
And another one was like completely just.

1535
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,480
And then we all turned and looked at yours

1536
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,040
and we're like, oh my.

1537
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,880
It was funny.

1538
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,520
Yeah, we were all like, oh my God, that's amazing.

1539
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,920
It was just like, he had enough time.

1540
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,200
And you're like, exactly, you were like,

1541
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,040
yeah, you know what, I'm good with this kind of stuff.

1542
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:40,960
The gumballs on top.

1543
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:41,800
I know.

1544
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,880
He had time to do everything.

1545
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,120
You were so full of shit.

1546
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,820
I had a backyard pool and.

1547
00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:48,120
A little ladder.

1548
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:49,960
The slide.

1549
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,640
Santa was going down the chimney.

1550
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,920
God, anyway.

1551
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:53,760
Cheater.

1552
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,320
You think, so here's the other thing about Liquor King

1553
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,040
coming all full circle here.

1554
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,560
The things that we saw the last time we were there,

1555
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,920
we're like, oh, we gotta have that.

1556
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,120
It may not be there.

1557
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:04,960
No, it.

1558
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:05,780
So we have no idea.

1559
00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:07,240
By the time we have the points that we have,

1560
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,640
we're gonna be looking at the board, so to speak.

1561
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,600
We may have to wait.

1562
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,960
And then, and they're just like, you know,

1563
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,640
there's nothing we really want up there.

1564
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,460
Yeah, we may have to wait.

1565
00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:14,760
Because it's not just bourbons.

1566
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:15,600
They have all sorts of stuff up there.

1567
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,320
Most of it, 90% of it's bourbon.

1568
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,160
Is it really?

1569
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,000
Yeah.

1570
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:19,840
Oh, I thought there was some.

1571
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,680
There's scotch as an Irish whiskey.

1572
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,800
Yeah, I thought there was some rare scotch.

1573
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,640
Something like that.

1574
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,480
Could be, but most of it's bourbon.

1575
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,160
Like all the wellers.

1576
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,240
You get the Blanton's in there, I wouldn't get the Blanton's.

1577
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,080
It's gonna be a very difficult purchase.

1578
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:33,920
Is that overrated?

1579
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:34,740
I think it kinda is.

1580
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:35,580
I've never had it, but from what you said,

1581
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:38,560
and just what other people have told me, it's just like.

1582
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,840
It wasn't bad, but I mean, dude, we've gone through,

1583
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,520
we tried 140 bourbons, and there were many that were better.

1584
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,640
Many.

1585
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,480
Right.

1586
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,680
It's not worth spending 300 bucks on a bottle of.

1587
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,400
Well, it's normally 50, 60 bucks.

1588
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,240
Hey, you know what?

1589
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,840
I think I'm gonna quit my job.

1590
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,600
And I'm going to be hired on as a bartender somewhere

1591
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,080
in a really nice place.

1592
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,920
Well, you can.

1593
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,760
Snag a bottle.

1594
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,600
Well, you can tout your.

1595
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:01,960
No, that way you guys can come sit at the bar

1596
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,640
and we can sample everything.

1597
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,920
But you can tout your resume.

1598
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:07,760
Cruz.

1599
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:08,600
Jean Cruz.

1600
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,600
Jean Cruz.

1601
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,360
That was, oh yeah.

1602
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,360
Oh, you can totally, I mean, they'll probably know you.

1603
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,800
Are you Jean Cruz?

1604
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,200
Oh, well, they're from the 80s, they knew me.

1605
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,160
Oh, they'll know you.

1606
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,040
I'd be like cocktails, baby.

1607
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,440
You need to get a job with like rare books.

1608
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,280
Flipping the bottles and stuff.

1609
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,160
The Ruba, Jamaica.

1610
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,240
Oh, that's the wrong one.

1611
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,080
Yeah.

1612
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:26,920
That's not it?

1613
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,480
No, that was Rain Man.

1614
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:30,520
What was?

1615
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,360
That was.

1616
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,180
What are you talking about?

1617
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,120
What was your question?

1618
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,440
No, no, Rain Man, that song.

1619
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,600
Ruba, Jamaica.

1620
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,440
Oh, no, no, no.

1621
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,280
That's the Beach Boys.

1622
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,120
That was Cocktail.

1623
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,960
No, that was.

1624
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,160
It was the Beach Boys.

1625
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,360
Who was the girl in Cocktail?

1626
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Was that Elizabeth Shue?

1627
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,040
Elizabeth Shue, yes.

1628
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,040
I've never seen Cocktail and I love Elizabeth Shue.

1629
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:46,880
I need to go back and watch it.

1630
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,600
She's the girlfriend in.

1631
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,440
Elizabeth Shue.

1632
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,360
The Saint. Back to the Future.

1633
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,320
Back to the Future.

1634
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,480
Yeah, she replaced the original girl.

1635
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,320
And the Chronicid.

1636
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,480
Well, she had a Chronicid too, yeah.

1637
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,320
Correct, yeah.

1638
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,160
Okay, what are you doing with your fingers?

1639
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:57,980
Interesting.

1640
00:53:57,980 --> 00:53:58,820
I was doing the crane kick.

1641
00:53:58,820 --> 00:53:59,640
Yeah, what the hell?

1642
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,480
The fingers.

1643
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,600
I thought we had a heart attack

1644
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,040
and a little cerebral palsy.

1645
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,720
Did you hear that the karate people rescinded,

1646
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:12,360
they no longer recognize Putin's karate belt?

1647
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,640
Well, he's like seventh degree belt of some.

1648
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,400
And they removed that honor from him.

1649
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,240
What?

1650
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,080
With the Ukraine thing.

1651
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:21,900
Dude.

1652
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:22,740
All in Ukraine.

1653
00:54:22,740 --> 00:54:24,940
It's very interesting, like how the world's responding

1654
00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:27,440
to this, like shutting down airspace.

1655
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,720
It's so difficult.

1656
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:30,600
People are dumping out Russian vodka.

1657
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,200
People are, countries are saying

1658
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,120
Russian planes can't land there.

1659
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:34,960
I mean, they're really.

1660
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:35,880
That's an act of war.

1661
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:40,880
The sports world is like totally tearing up the Russian.

1662
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,560
FIFA kicked them out of the World Cup.

1663
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,440
Kicked them out of the World Cup

1664
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,400
and all the tournaments and everything.

1665
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,240
You know, I love it.

1666
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:48,960
I love to see the unity behind the outrage.

1667
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,440
I'm a little nervous because here's the thing.

1668
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,280
He's gonna get back into a corner.

1669
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,680
He's fucking 70 something years old.

1670
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,040
He made a statement the other day saying,

1671
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,880
hey, you know what, I just don't wanna live in a world

1672
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:01,920
without a Russia.

1673
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,800
Who says that?

1674
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,160
Yeah, he's kind of psycho.

1675
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,000
That's my point.

1676
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,820
That's what they're worried about.

1677
00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:09,280
And it's not gonna send a nuke and be like,

1678
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,800
here's the lesson, I'm gonna send a nuke.

1679
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,480
No, he's sending them all.

1680
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,360
Yeah, they're saying he's kind of getting back

1681
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,360
into a corner and they're not sure what he's gonna do.

1682
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,160
I think it'll be cyber.

1683
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,380
So if I'm sitting here at work

1684
00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:25,280
and also my power goes out.

1685
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,120
You're gonna be like.

1686
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,360
I'll be like, damn it.

1687
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,200
It happened.

1688
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,560
Putin attacked.

1689
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,400
I don't know.

1690
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,960
And the thing is, you know, and again,

1691
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,800
I'm basing this off of a book I read

1692
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,560
that what happens if the US's power goes out for 30 days?

1693
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,400
We all die.

1694
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,480
What do you think would happen?

1695
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,160
I bet millions of people would die.

1696
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:45,400
They would die.

1697
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,200
Well, the food supply.

1698
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,040
Would stop.

1699
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,320
Some people would starve, yes.

1700
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,320
Yeah, and we'd have water issues

1701
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,120
because the water wouldn't be clean

1702
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,880
because we have processing plants that do that.

1703
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,720
Yeah.

1704
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,600
God, what a great question.

1705
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,960
You know, they always talk about preppers

1706
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,880
and having to try food to make that last 20 years,

1707
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,800
all that kind of shit.

1708
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,800
I'm not ready.

1709
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,280
I could probably last a week.

1710
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,120
That's what I said.

1711
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,320
It was a book I read.

1712
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,720
It was like that exact scenario.

1713
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,320
They took out the entire power grid in the US.

1714
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,740
And millions of people died within the first 30 days.

1715
00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:22,160
My brother was talking about this.

1716
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,000
I don't think it is fiction.

1717
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,160
He was saying, his response was, I'm gonna live.

1718
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,000
Who?

1719
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,820
My brother.

1720
00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:29,680
He says, I'll live right through it.

1721
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:30,980
I don't have a problem with it.

1722
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,640
It says, because guess what?

1723
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,760
When I run out of food, I'm taking yours.

1724
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,760
Not me, but his neighbors.

1725
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,560
See, and that's why people need to have guns in their house.

1726
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,400
That's true.

1727
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,160
Because when it gets zombie crazy,

1728
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,780
people are desperate, and they're coming for your food,

1729
00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:48,040
and you're trying to eat your children.

1730
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:48,880
Fight or flight.

1731
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,020
Yeah.

1732
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:52,760
You gotta knock the zombies down.

1733
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,880
Yeah.

1734
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,880
So how does one, I guess you gotta boil your water.

1735
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,960
You gotta boil your water, but on what?

1736
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:02,160
You have to get a fire, on a wood.

1737
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,280
You know how to start a fire without matches?

1738
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,440
You just whack off and take the friction.

1739
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,280
Oh, the friction.

1740
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,560
Oh, the friction from your, oh, really?

1741
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:12,800
So your penis gets really hot,

1742
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,280
and you just touch it to the wood?

1743
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,400
Yeah, that's a whole visual.

1744
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,600
Wouldn't that take a long time?

1745
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,080
Oh, I've got really fast forms.

1746
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,560
I mean, if it's that hot, just stick it to water.

1747
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,560
Oh, you just get friction that fast.

1748
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:24,400
Oh, yeah.

1749
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,560
Oh, your form.

1750
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,920
No, my forearms are.

1751
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:27,760
Forearms.

1752
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,600
Yeah, they're like Popeye.

1753
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:29,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1754
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,560
Popeye arm.

1755
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,880
I got you.

1756
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,720
That's your thing.

1757
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,440
I don't know, I mean, you have to,

1758
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,360
that is an interesting notion.

1759
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:42,320
30 days without power, most of the kids would go insane

1760
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,040
because they don't have any outlet.

1761
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:45,880
They would.

1762
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:46,700
Video games.

1763
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:47,540
I think they would.

1764
00:57:47,540 --> 00:57:48,380
Gaming systems.

1765
00:57:48,380 --> 00:57:49,220
Gaming systems, pretty quick.

1766
00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:50,060
Yeah, they would.

1767
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:52,120
They wouldn't know what to fucking do.

1768
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,960
Oh, no, they wouldn't, but I think.

1769
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:54,800
They'd go play kickball.

1770
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,640
No, they would not.

1771
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,840
But they play hopscotch.

1772
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,520
But your job would go away, right?

1773
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,640
There's no more job.

1774
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,440
I wonder if they would require you to pay your.

1775
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,280
Your premiums.

1776
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,120
Your bank.

1777
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,000
Your bank notes.

1778
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,840
Your bank note.

1779
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,020
How would you pay it?

1780
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,480
You're late on your health insurance.

1781
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,400
No one's gonna be able to pull money out.

1782
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,320
Oh.

1783
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,980
ATMs don't work, banks can't do whatever.

1784
00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:19,440
They're all computerized.

1785
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,280
So how are you gonna go in there and go,

1786
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,600
yeah, I wanna pull out all my money in this account.

1787
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,360
I'm gonna cash in my 401K.

1788
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,160
This is a very uplifting conversation.

1789
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,160
Well, it's a reality check.

1790
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,560
But you know what, it kinda is.

1791
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,720
Well, it's 30 days.

1792
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,360
You think a month. 30 days of no power.

1793
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,580
If it went out March 1st, by April 1st,

1794
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:36,600
how many people would be dead?

1795
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,120
Okay, so hold on.

1796
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,920
So pumps don't work.

1797
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,160
Phones wouldn't work.

1798
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,460
No, nothing would work.

1799
00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:43,300
Phones and pumps.

1800
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,440
Well, you're viewable.

1801
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,280
So in other words, you run.

1802
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,100
Until you run out of gas.

1803
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,000
So you run out of gas.

1804
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,080
You can't get fuel.

1805
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:53,080
Well, Jeff will have his cycling program set up.

1806
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,880
They'll have a workout facility.

1807
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,720
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1808
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,240
Where all the people are cycling and generating power.

1809
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,080
Yes, correct.

1810
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,120
And then we also have masks on the assholes of cows.

1811
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,960
Yes. Correct.

1812
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,820
So all those solar people are just like, suck it.

1813
00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:07,660
Suck it.

1814
00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:09,240
Like you were gonna live at your house.

1815
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,080
Right.

1816
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,900
Because you're solar.

1817
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,760
Yeah, but it won't run without power.

1818
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,000
That's funny how that works.

1819
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:16,960
It won't.

1820
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,640
There's inverters that run on power.

1821
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,240
Yeah, but could you jerry-rig it

1822
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,720
to where it could run on itself?

1823
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,800
That your solar panels could run.

1824
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,640
You would have to have big batteries.

1825
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,880
I'm sure some MIT person could come to my house and do that.

1826
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:30,720
I don't know how to do that.

1827
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,540
You're an engineer.

1828
00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:33,200
I could hardwire for you.

1829
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,560
I'll hardwire for you.

1830
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,280
You have to regulate the power somehow.

1831
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:42,280
Take the electronics part of it out of the collision.

1832
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,720
There's inverters that take the power from the solar panels

1833
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,400
and convert it into usable power.

1834
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,520
Yeah, you just can't hotwire it.

1835
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,000
Yeah, you can't just stick it straight in.

1836
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Bees up on my roof.

1837
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,840
You see Shaka flying off.

1838
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,080
That's a hot one.

1839
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,460
I'm a real boy.

1840
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,040
We'd figure it out.

1841
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:08,880
We'd figure it out.

1842
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,000
No, really, because you just gotta bypass it.

1843
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,280
Charge up the batteries.

1844
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:16,400
And as long as your output is what, 12 volt, 24 volt?

1845
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,240
How many batteries do you have?

1846
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,240
Dude, let's not even speculate on how you can hotwire

1847
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,160
my solar panels, because I don't think that's a good option.

1848
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,440
But I guess we could get on YouTube,

1849
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,520
but we have no power in this scenario.

1850
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,920
That's why you gotta figure it all out now.

1851
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,440
So I have to come up with a plan to hotwire

1852
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,200
my solar panels before the power gets nuked.

1853
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,040
Correct.

1854
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,800
So doesn't an EMP do that?

1855
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,640
An electromagnetic pulse?

1856
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,840
EMP does, but they'll just hack and shut down the grid.

1857
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,440
You don't have to have an EMP anymore.

1858
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,560
Well, an EMP doesn't last forever, though.

1859
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,720
Oh, an EMP fuses everything together.

1860
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,600
It makes it ruined.

1861
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,040
It has the potential to.

1862
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:51,880
Fries your...

1863
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,000
Oh, you have a way to stop it.

1864
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,200
No, I'm just saying, it doesn't always.

1865
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,320
Sometimes it just, how do you even know

1866
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,800
how those damn things work?

1867
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,840
I think they melt, it melts electronics.

1868
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,440
I don't know how.

1869
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,280
The electronics?

1870
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,640
Is that a neutron bomb?

1871
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,480
No.

1872
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:08,660
Well, it doesn't do anything to the human body,

1873
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:10,000
but it does stuff to the...

1874
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,160
Look that up, Mr. Producer.

1875
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,440
EMP, how does that...

1876
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,180
Speaking of bombs and stuff.

1877
01:01:14,180 --> 01:01:19,180
Now, Putin is, he is delivering bombs or...

1878
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:20,920
Shoot bombs.

1879
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:21,760
Federal legal.

1880
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,600
Yes.

1881
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,420
Vacuum.

1882
01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:25,280
That suck the oxygen out of the...

1883
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,120
Vacuum bombs.

1884
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:30,240
Apparently it makes your insides explode or just compress.

1885
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,240
They breathe, the people breathe whatever's going on

1886
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,560
and it makes their lungs kind of explode, yes.

1887
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,640
Yeah.

1888
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,680
What the hell?

1889
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,800
That's wrong.

1890
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:39,640
They shouldn't be using that.

1891
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,600
That's, actually it is illegal.

1892
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,440
Yeah.

1893
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,260
Okay, here we go.

1894
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:45,000
It's illegal against the Geneva Convention?

1895
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,960
Yes, it does.

1896
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,980
How does an EMP work?

1897
01:01:46,980 --> 01:01:48,360
When detonated, an EMP weapon

1898
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,000
produces a pulse of energy that creates a powerful magnetic,

1899
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,760
electromagnetic field capable of short circuiting

1900
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,840
wide range of electronic equipment,

1901
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,180
particularly computer satellites, radios, radar receivers,

1902
01:01:58,180 --> 01:02:00,220
and even civilian traffic lights.

1903
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:01,060
See, what would we do?

1904
01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:03,720
Would we go to an automatic four way stop

1905
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,640
where everybody has to stop and stuff like that?

1906
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,600
Like a stop sign?

1907
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,480
Yeah, see we die right there.

1908
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,900
Does an EMP permanently destroy electronics?

1909
01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:15,120
An energetic EMP can temporarily upset

1910
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,580
or permanently damage electronic equipment

1911
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:20,500
by generating high voltage and high current surges.

1912
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:23,120
Demi-conductor components are particularly at risk.

1913
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,400
The effects of damage can range from imperceptible

1914
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,480
to the eye, to devices literally blowing apart.

1915
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,440
So there's a wide range of effects.

1916
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,800
So knowing my luck, everything in my house will be destroyed.

1917
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:37,640
Totally destroyed.

1918
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,480
So it's called thermal barric weapons.

1919
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,220
Including my new ninja foodie.

1920
01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:41,760
That's the vacuum, that's the vacuum.

1921
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,400
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

1922
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,120
Well he just, he blew one up not too,

1923
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:47,960
I was reading the article,

1924
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,440
because I was like, what the hell is a vacuum bomb?

1925
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,320
I've never heard of it.

1926
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:51,480
It's a thermal barric.

1927
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:56,480
And he blew one up not too long ago as a test, I think.

1928
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,000
And it was the father of all bombs.

1929
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,640
Because you know, you have the MOAB, mother of all bombs.

1930
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,360
That, the daisy cutter, right?

1931
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:05,200
Yes.

1932
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,560
And I guess the father of all bombs,

1933
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,280
this thermal barric, is even bigger than that.

1934
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:13,360
He said it was the equivalent power of a nuclear bomb.

1935
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,440
A small nuclear bomb.

1936
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:15,400
Right.

1937
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,280
Good for him.

1938
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,120
So you're talking about the thermal barric bomb.

1939
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,040
The thermal barric, yeah, Putin blew one up.

1940
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,800
So he's gonna drop one of those somewhere in Ukraine?

1941
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:27,400
So basically what this is, the first stage charge

1942
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,240
distributes in aerosol.

1943
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,060
That's the same thing.

1944
01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:33,520
It's made up of very fine material

1945
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:37,240
from a carbon-based fuel to tiny metal particles.

1946
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,480
So the first stage charge distributes in aerosol,

1947
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,760
made up of very fine materials from a carbon-based fuel

1948
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,940
to tiny metal particles.

1949
01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:48,940
The second charge ignites that cloud,

1950
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,840
creating a fireball, a huge shockwave,

1951
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:55,520
and the vacuum will suck all the surrounding oxygen out.

1952
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,640
That blast wave can last for significantly longer

1953
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,840
than a conventional explosive

1954
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:02,280
and is capable of vaporizing human bodies.

1955
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,640
Just like, gone.

1956
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,480
That's great.

1957
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:05,560
Yeah, what I saw is that,

1958
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:09,200
is the initial vapor enters buildings.

1959
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,760
So it goes inside the buildings,

1960
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,080
and then it ignites,

1961
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,920
and then everything inside the building is gone.

1962
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,900
So you think I'm safe inside the building,

1963
01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:18,080
or safer maybe.

1964
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:18,920
Right.

1965
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:19,740
And all of a sudden.

1966
01:04:19,740 --> 01:04:22,000
But wherever this gas can go is at risk.

1967
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,880
Yeah, and then all of a sudden everything sucks out,

1968
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,640
and your lungs get pulled through your mouth,

1969
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,480
and the whole nine yards.

1970
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:31,560
So do you think anything can happen in this Ukrainian war

1971
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:33,940
that gets America pulled in?

1972
01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:34,780
No.

1973
01:04:34,780 --> 01:04:35,620
What can happen?

1974
01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:38,700
Well, if they start unearthing evidence

1975
01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:42,120
of Biden's wrongdoings.

1976
01:04:43,660 --> 01:04:44,500
Under Biden.

1977
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,620
Well, Hunter and Joe.

1978
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:47,340
He may throw people in there now,

1979
01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:48,460
so we can't let that out.

1980
01:04:48,460 --> 01:04:49,460
I mean, well, right now,

1981
01:04:49,460 --> 01:04:54,060
based on what I just shared with you from AON News said

1982
01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:57,020
that now they have just named Joe Biden

1983
01:04:58,740 --> 01:05:01,940
potential criminal charges.

1984
01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,060
They got charges against Joe Biden

1985
01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:06,140
because of the quid pro quo,

1986
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,780
but they didn't say it because of that.

1987
01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:12,780
He basically forced Ukraine to fire the investigator

1988
01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:20,740
that was charged to investigate Hunter Biden's happenings

1989
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:26,860
with the Ukrainian Energy Committee, whatever.

1990
01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:29,100
He said he would not release like,

1991
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:30,740
three billion dollars in aid.

1992
01:05:30,740 --> 01:05:32,020
That was a billion dollars.

1993
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:32,860
A billion?

1994
01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:33,680
Yeah, a billion dollars.

1995
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,220
He would not release a billion dollars in aid

1996
01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:37,340
until they fired the prosecutor who was going after his son.

1997
01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:38,780
Well, you don't have the authority to do that.

1998
01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:40,500
Well, yes, I do.

1999
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:43,260
And then do you hear the video of him bragging about it?

2000
01:05:43,260 --> 01:05:44,100
Yeah.

2001
01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:46,020
Oh yeah, it was like a news conference, yeah.

2002
01:05:46,020 --> 01:05:47,500
No, no, I don't think it was a news conference.

2003
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:50,380
It was a leaked footage of him in some,

2004
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,180
given a closed door.

2005
01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:53,540
Yeah, he was like, well, I said,

2006
01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:57,180
I'm gonna be on the time map for six hours.

2007
01:05:57,180 --> 01:05:58,660
And he was like, son of a bitch, that was-

2008
01:05:58,660 --> 01:05:59,940
Did they say I couldn't fire him?

2009
01:05:59,940 --> 01:06:00,780
What did I do?

2010
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:01,620
I fired him.

2011
01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:03,100
I mean, it's just ridiculous.

2012
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:03,940
I got it done.

2013
01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:05,340
Yeah, he's a narcissist.

2014
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:06,180
He needs to go.

2015
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:09,460
Trump is a narcissist too.

2016
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:10,300
Yeah, of course.

2017
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,660
But man-

2018
01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:14,460
I think most folks who go for president are.

2019
01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:16,300
I'm not saying all, but they have the ego.

2020
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:19,660
You gotta be a little bit, but I just, I don't see it.

2021
01:06:19,660 --> 01:06:20,900
I don't understand.

2022
01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:25,900
I mean, the fact that we are, what did he say?

2023
01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:29,460
He said during the speech yesterday

2024
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:32,940
that he's gonna pull out the 60 million barrels

2025
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:36,140
to help out the world.

2026
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:37,180
That does nothing.

2027
01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,500
It does nothing.

2028
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:41,620
That's three days of fuel for the United States.

2029
01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:42,460
That's nothing.

2030
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:43,300
We do 20 million barrels a day.

2031
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,540
It does absolutely nothing.

2032
01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:45,380
Yeah. Three million.

2033
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:48,060
So it's like, you know, if you really wanna do something,

2034
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:51,340
why don't you re-enroll the Keystone pipeline

2035
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,580
and put those, cause they were like saying,

2036
01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:55,900
the Department of Energy woman, she was kinda like,

2037
01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:59,260
oh yeah, we're gonna build this new thing in,

2038
01:06:59,260 --> 01:07:00,860
is it Ohio?

2039
01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:02,180
The Intel plant?

2040
01:07:02,180 --> 01:07:03,500
The Intel plant.

2041
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:06,540
And we're gonna put in 10,000 people, 15,000,

2042
01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:08,580
employ 15,000 people.

2043
01:07:08,580 --> 01:07:11,380
You knocked out 50,000 people

2044
01:07:11,380 --> 01:07:14,700
by taking the Keystone pipeline out of line, offline.

2045
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,500
Yeah, their argument now is,

2046
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,500
well, it's gonna take two years

2047
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,900
before that Keystone comes online.

2048
01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:19,780
No, it'll be.

2049
01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:21,060
Oh no, it's.

2050
01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:22,380
But that's what they're saying, the Democrats.

2051
01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:23,900
It's completely dismantled now.

2052
01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:25,780
I mean, we're not dismantled, but I mean,

2053
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:29,220
to get it started up again would take another month.

2054
01:07:29,220 --> 01:07:30,060
A two month.

2055
01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,300
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

2056
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:34,500
Well, this could be ANWR, remember ANWR?

2057
01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:36,420
Vaguely, is that a dam?

2058
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:39,180
That's the Alaska where they were gonna drill up

2059
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,020
in Alaska.

2060
01:07:40,020 --> 01:07:40,860
Oh, okay.

2061
01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:42,940
Right, just huge deposit of oil.

2062
01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:43,780
Oh, right.

2063
01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:46,540
And the libs and the environmentalists knocked it down

2064
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:47,700
a decade ago or more.

2065
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:48,540
Right.

2066
01:07:48,540 --> 01:07:50,220
And I saw on the news,

2067
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:52,740
it was probably the five yesterdays or whatever,

2068
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:54,300
they're like, if ANWR were to pass,

2069
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:55,380
that would have been online

2070
01:07:55,380 --> 01:08:00,180
and we would have had 100% pure American oil.

2071
01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:01,020
Right.

2072
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:02,860
Fueling us right now.

2073
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:05,740
So ANWR, is that the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge?

2074
01:08:05,740 --> 01:08:06,980
Yeah, yes.

2075
01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:08,500
So they're gonna drill on it.

2076
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,460
It got shot down.

2077
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:11,060
So let's talk about, I mean,

2078
01:08:11,060 --> 01:08:14,780
I get the whole idealistic green energy,

2079
01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,220
like, you know, all that kind of shit,

2080
01:08:16,220 --> 01:08:18,340
green, clean energy, whatever,

2081
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:19,980
but Keystone Pipeline,

2082
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:23,540
what would have been the motivation for Biden

2083
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:25,340
to shut that down?

2084
01:08:25,340 --> 01:08:28,220
Really, what's the agenda behind this?

2085
01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:30,340
This is a huge chess game.

2086
01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:35,340
So in my opinion, shutting that pipeline down

2087
01:08:36,340 --> 01:08:38,740
and then two months later,

2088
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:45,220
allowing Putin to do his pipeline

2089
01:08:45,220 --> 01:08:49,140
and circumvent Ukraine out of the mix

2090
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:51,660
so that he can run his oil and fuel

2091
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:55,220
to Germany and Europe and supply them

2092
01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:56,580
and circumvent Ukraine.

2093
01:08:56,580 --> 01:09:00,700
So are you saying that he deliberately,

2094
01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:03,500
he deliberately made America dependent?

2095
01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:06,020
There is something going on.

2096
01:09:06,020 --> 01:09:07,940
I'm telling you, there's a lot of unknowns here.

2097
01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:10,060
I'm gonna agree with you because it doesn't make sense.

2098
01:09:10,060 --> 01:09:11,740
There's a chess game.

2099
01:09:11,740 --> 01:09:13,420
Like I mentioned the last podcast,

2100
01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:14,660
you've got the Clintons

2101
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,100
and I don't necessarily wanna say the Clintons,

2102
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:22,100
but you guys, somebody authorized 20% of our plutonium

2103
01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:25,740
to go to Russia for some reason.

2104
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:26,580
I don't know.

2105
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:27,420
It makes no sense.

2106
01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:28,380
And I'm like, okay, well, look,

2107
01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:29,620
if you don't wanna throw stones at Hillary,

2108
01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:30,460
you don't wanna blame her.

2109
01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:31,660
I don't give a fuck who you blame,

2110
01:09:31,660 --> 01:09:33,940
but the fact of the matter is the United States

2111
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:36,180
gave 20% of our uranium, not plutonium,

2112
01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:38,900
uranium to Russia.

2113
01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:41,580
Whatever, it's there now, they have it.

2114
01:09:41,580 --> 01:09:46,180
So you've got that and then months later,

2115
01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:49,180
Biden shuts down or a couple years later,

2116
01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:50,700
it's all a chess game.

2117
01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:51,700
What is the end game?

2118
01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:52,860
What are they trying to do?

2119
01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:54,500
Let's just brainstorm this for a second.

2120
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:59,180
So by shutting down the pipeline,

2121
01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:00,820
Keystone pipeline,

2122
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:03,860
maybe he's deliberately preventing United States

2123
01:10:03,860 --> 01:10:06,940
from being able to be energy independent

2124
01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:10,620
and being energy dependent

2125
01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:13,220
on countries that he's made deals with.

2126
01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:14,940
Right?

2127
01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:17,140
That's kinda where this is heading.

2128
01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:18,260
I think that's happening now,

2129
01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:22,540
but this goes back years and years and years and years.

2130
01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:26,380
Now Biden's been in government for fricking 45 years.

2131
01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:30,740
I mean, so really, is it a green ideology

2132
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:35,380
or is there a long game where they promise Russia

2133
01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:38,940
closed door deals, the Biden family will be rich

2134
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:40,780
for billionaires for generations?

2135
01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:42,380
I think that plays into it.

2136
01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:45,740
But I think the end goal of the Democrats, the liberals,

2137
01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:49,060
is I want gas prices to get so high

2138
01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:50,940
that people start adopting

2139
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:53,380
and will be more accepting of the green fuel.

2140
01:10:53,380 --> 01:10:55,900
And shutting down the Keystone pipeline

2141
01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:56,740
is part of that.

2142
01:10:56,740 --> 01:10:57,580
What green fuel?

2143
01:10:57,580 --> 01:10:58,420
What green fuel?

2144
01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:01,420
Solar, wind, whatever it is.

2145
01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:03,820
Anything but fossil fuels.

2146
01:11:03,820 --> 01:11:06,500
So, don't make it so expensive.

2147
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:07,980
That they have to do it.

2148
01:11:07,980 --> 01:11:10,060
All right, batteries, I'm gonna have to get the battery

2149
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:13,020
because I can't afford gas anymore.

2150
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:14,260
You might be right.

2151
01:11:14,260 --> 01:11:15,820
I think you're right because otherwise

2152
01:11:15,820 --> 01:11:18,700
it would be so sinister

2153
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:22,540
and so unbelievably selling your country out

2154
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:25,140
just for your selfish.

2155
01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:26,420
But that's exactly what they're doing

2156
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:28,340
because I don't agree with the green stuff

2157
01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:30,420
because everybody really knows,

2158
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:31,980
the only people that don't know

2159
01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:34,620
are the people that are drinking the Kool-Aid.

2160
01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:38,660
Everyone knows that it takes more fossil fuels

2161
01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:41,300
to charge the electrical cars.

2162
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:43,020
Period. Of course.

2163
01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:47,300
So the notion that we're gonna have these.

2164
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:48,540
People don't think of that.

2165
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:49,780
Well, that's my point.

2166
01:11:49,780 --> 01:11:50,900
They don't think about it.

2167
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:53,540
We're talking about what is the big picture here.

2168
01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:55,340
That is the facade.

2169
01:11:55,340 --> 01:11:56,580
That's the farce.

2170
01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:57,660
That's what they're trying to say

2171
01:11:57,660 --> 01:11:58,500
the direction we're going

2172
01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:00,100
and that's the reason why we're doing.

2173
01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:03,580
But that can't be because we know that's wrong.

2174
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,420
That's a lie.

2175
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:05,420
Well, but here's the thing.

2176
01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:06,820
It depends.

2177
01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:09,740
So having electric cars, the majority of electric cars

2178
01:12:09,740 --> 01:12:13,380
on the road definitely cuts down on emissions.

2179
01:12:13,380 --> 01:12:14,220
I know what you're gonna say

2180
01:12:14,220 --> 01:12:18,060
but those emissions are gonna come from the power plants.

2181
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:21,140
But the reality is, I was asking my sister.

2182
01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:22,740
Are you saying the power plants are cleaner?

2183
01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:23,580
No.

2184
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:25,740
So my sister has a Tesla.

2185
01:12:25,740 --> 01:12:26,980
And so I was asking her, I was like,

2186
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,420
well, look at me, I've got a Tesla.

2187
01:12:29,420 --> 01:12:31,460
So I was like, and she doesn't drive it.

2188
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:34,180
She drives a Nissan, I mean, the Toyota Pathfinder.

2189
01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:36,340
Well, let's all be honest.

2190
01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:38,460
We all would own a Tesla because they're cool.

2191
01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:39,980
Nah, I mean, you know what?

2192
01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:41,180
Locally, yeah, totally.

2193
01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:42,780
They're not bad, they're not bad.

2194
01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:47,780
Anyway, so I asked her, how long does it take to charge?

2195
01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:52,300
And was there a major increase in your electricity bill?

2196
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:53,820
Like, did you notice?

2197
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:55,380
I mean, that's really what it boils down to.

2198
01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:57,260
It is the number of kilowatts

2199
01:12:57,260 --> 01:13:00,540
that your house is now being charged for.

2200
01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:01,780
And she said, no, we never know

2201
01:13:01,780 --> 01:13:04,740
it's gonna increase in our electricity bill.

2202
01:13:04,740 --> 01:13:08,500
So if that's true, then this argument of,

2203
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:11,380
you know, well, power plants are running.

2204
01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:12,420
Is that what she said?

2205
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:14,620
Yeah, she said her electricity bill did not go up

2206
01:13:14,620 --> 01:13:16,180
now that she's charging her Tesla.

2207
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:17,300
I think we're...

2208
01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:19,260
So I don't think it's as dramatic

2209
01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:20,660
as we're making it sound like, where...

2210
01:13:20,660 --> 01:13:23,180
I think there are some people who think,

2211
01:13:23,180 --> 01:13:25,820
I'm gonna drive this because it's 100% green.

2212
01:13:25,820 --> 01:13:27,100
I disagree.

2213
01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:28,420
I'm driving, there are people out there that drive...

2214
01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:29,260
No, I'm not with that.

2215
01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:31,060
That I drive this because it's 100% green

2216
01:13:31,060 --> 01:13:32,620
because they can't see beyond,

2217
01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:34,180
but what's actually powering my car?

2218
01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:35,020
Okay, but it may not...

2219
01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:35,860
They can't see that.

2220
01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:38,180
I get it, but it may not be 100% green,

2221
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:39,020
but it's definitely...

2222
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:39,860
In California...

2223
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:41,340
If you're not using more electricity

2224
01:13:41,340 --> 01:13:44,940
than you normally do or not much, right,

2225
01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:48,500
then the fact that your car does not emit shit

2226
01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:49,740
is better for the environment.

2227
01:13:49,740 --> 01:13:50,580
That's what you're arguing.

2228
01:13:50,580 --> 01:13:53,460
In California, they are prohibiting you

2229
01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:56,860
from recharging your electrical cars

2230
01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:58,100
because of the rolling blackouts.

2231
01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,060
They're like, all right, from this time to this time,

2232
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:01,860
you're not allowed to charge your cars.

2233
01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:04,780
What? That goes for any electricity usage.

2234
01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:05,620
I mean, brownouts.

2235
01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:07,460
Brownouts up there.

2236
01:14:07,460 --> 01:14:09,700
It's our current infrastructure.

2237
01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:14,100
If we went full electric, it couldn't support it.

2238
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:15,740
Do you know the for-effect?

2239
01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:17,580
Yes, I studied it.

2240
01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:18,860
You are, I knew it.

2241
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:19,700
I knew it.

2242
01:14:19,700 --> 01:14:20,540
I pulled the encyclopedia.

2243
01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:21,380
You were withholding this information.

2244
01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:24,700
I had an encyclopedia Britannica, and I looked at it.

2245
01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,860
There are so many other variables involved.

2246
01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:28,860
Did you actually read that somewhere?

2247
01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:32,060
Where are you going to dispose all those batteries?

2248
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:33,060
Well, that's the thing.

2249
01:14:33,060 --> 01:14:34,380
To replace a battery?

2250
01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:36,140
Do you know how much it costs to replace a battery

2251
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:36,980
in one of those cars?

2252
01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:38,300
It's like seven to 10 grand.

2253
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,860
Yeah, over 10 grand.

2254
01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:45,620
Well, I mean, that is on the consumer to pay for it.

2255
01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:49,380
I mean, that makes the cost of ownership for a Tesla

2256
01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:52,380
more than what they would maybe expect.

2257
01:14:52,380 --> 01:14:54,580
But that's not an environment thing.

2258
01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:57,140
Well, it is, because where does that battery go?

2259
01:14:57,140 --> 01:15:00,300
OK, but are you suggesting that the battery leaks

2260
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:01,860
into the environment?

2261
01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:05,580
OK, well then, hopefully there's responsible disposal

2262
01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:07,580
of the battery.

2263
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:08,060
Right?

2264
01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:08,580
You would hope.

2265
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:09,780
But you see where I'm going with this.

2266
01:15:09,780 --> 01:15:11,980
I mean, where is that going to be?

2267
01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:15,220
Because based on what I was reading,

2268
01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:17,020
is that these batteries are huge.

2269
01:15:17,020 --> 01:15:19,340
They're about the size of this fucking table.

2270
01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:22,140
And that's bigger than the Tesla car, though.

2271
01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:22,940
No.

2272
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:23,540
I'm kidding.

2273
01:15:23,540 --> 01:15:24,060
Go ahead.

2274
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:26,060
No, it's the entire bottom of the car.

2275
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:28,580
Yeah, these are interesting.

2276
01:15:28,580 --> 01:15:30,860
Well, it's not one little 9 volt.

2277
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:34,540
It's disturbing, because there are,

2278
01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:38,660
you know, the fact of the matter is we don't trust our government.

2279
01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:41,020
Regardless who it is, we don't trust our government.

2280
01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:42,420
We don't trust them at all.

2281
01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:44,260
And we think that they're pieces of shit.

2282
01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:45,380
And we think they're conniving.

2283
01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:48,140
And they think they're, it's a huge chess game.

2284
01:15:48,140 --> 01:15:50,220
And I think we're dumb.

2285
01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:51,180
They do think we're dumb.

2286
01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:54,820
Well, you mentioned something on the triple over here, Paul.

2287
01:15:54,820 --> 01:15:55,620
They don't care if we're smart or dumb.

2288
01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:56,220
They don't care.

2289
01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:58,660
You were talking about what's going on in Ukraine

2290
01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:01,300
could be eye opening, because there's, you know,

2291
01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:03,180
Putin may be frustrated.

2292
01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:05,260
And he may, there's a lot of Ukrainians

2293
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,660
that are upset with Joe Biden.

2294
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:09,540
And you know, what's in Ukraine that they

2295
01:16:09,540 --> 01:16:12,620
don't want to disturb, even to the point

2296
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:14,940
where George Soros was like, well, I

2297
01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:18,140
don't think Russia needs to be getting into Ukraine.

2298
01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:19,260
He was even critical.

2299
01:16:19,260 --> 01:16:21,140
He was even critical of the Russian invasion.

2300
01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:22,300
Is there something there?

2301
01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:23,940
You know, because I've heard, I've

2302
01:16:23,940 --> 01:16:28,900
heard there's black sites there where they've got bio labs.

2303
01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:30,660
They've got a naval base there.

2304
01:16:30,660 --> 01:16:31,660
Bio labs.

2305
01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:34,420
Bio labs, where they create bio weapons.

2306
01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:35,140
Oh, like Wuhan?

2307
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:37,500
Like the Ukrainians or the US?

2308
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:40,460
US, the United States of America.

2309
01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:41,940
You say Uranians?

2310
01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:43,220
I said Ukrainians.

2311
01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:44,420
I didn't hear you.

2312
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:45,900
I didn't hear a K there.

2313
01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:46,420
The Ukraine.

2314
01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:47,100
I didn't hear it.

2315
01:16:47,100 --> 01:16:47,860
Now that I think about it.

2316
01:16:47,860 --> 01:16:49,020
I heard Uranian.

2317
01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:55,340
The Ukraine, craniums, cockhead, those Uraniums.

2318
01:16:55,340 --> 01:16:57,180
The Uraniums.

2319
01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:57,980
Damn.

2320
01:16:57,980 --> 01:16:59,700
Between you and Paul, you fucking

2321
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,220
polished off that Rebecca Creek bottle, didn't you, man?

2322
01:17:02,220 --> 01:17:03,060
I've been fighting off.

2323
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:04,700
Well, we kill half a bottle every show.

2324
01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:06,540
I've been fighting off doing a refill here.

2325
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:07,740
So anyway.

2326
01:17:07,740 --> 01:17:08,260
I'm not.

2327
01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:09,100
I've got a full drink.

2328
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:13,220
I am not, because I've got my man inspection tomorrow.

2329
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:13,740
Oh.

2330
01:17:13,740 --> 01:17:14,700
What?

2331
01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:16,180
My anal probe, so.

2332
01:17:16,180 --> 01:17:16,980
Jeez, really?

2333
01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:18,580
Yes.

2334
01:17:18,580 --> 01:17:20,100
Oh, no, not a colonoscopy.

2335
01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,900
Not a colonoscopy, but the whole yearly physical.

2336
01:17:22,900 --> 01:17:23,740
Oh, that's right.

2337
01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:25,860
You're going to have the woman play with your balls and stick

2338
01:17:25,860 --> 01:17:26,540
her fingers in your head.

2339
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:26,860
Is it a woman, really?

2340
01:17:26,860 --> 01:17:27,420
It is a woman.

2341
01:17:27,420 --> 01:17:28,700
She doesn't play with my balls.

2342
01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:29,860
Small little tiny hands.

2343
01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:32,260
She will caress the prostate.

2344
01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:33,860
So here's what's interesting.

2345
01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:36,540
I thought they jostled the balls and they feel like there's

2346
01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:37,260
something going on.

2347
01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:38,820
I did some research on this, because we've

2348
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:41,700
had multiple podcasts talking about the size of the finger

2349
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,260
and how far it goes up there.

2350
01:17:43,260 --> 01:17:44,260
So I did some research.

2351
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:46,180
The average female finger is shorter

2352
01:17:46,180 --> 01:17:48,500
than the male's finger, which means

2353
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:50,940
she has to use most of her fist.

2354
01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:52,420
Yeah.

2355
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:55,060
The prostate is not a foot up your duodenum.

2356
01:17:55,060 --> 01:17:56,220
I think there's something.

2357
01:17:56,220 --> 01:17:57,420
Does she use two fingers?

2358
01:17:57,420 --> 01:17:59,340
I think there's something else going on here.

2359
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:00,740
So the finger goes in a little bit,

2360
01:18:00,740 --> 01:18:02,140
and then the fist goes in in your arm.

2361
01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:03,380
Or does she start with the thumb?

2362
01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:06,220
I don't believe the prostate is like a full foot into your arm.

2363
01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:08,460
I think it goes all the way up to her elbow.

2364
01:18:08,460 --> 01:18:09,780
It's like right inside.

2365
01:18:09,780 --> 01:18:10,580
It's kind of like.

2366
01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:12,740
And you can feel her rub the curvature of it.

2367
01:18:12,740 --> 01:18:14,500
I think she tickles the inside of your taint.

2368
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,460
It's like pulling a baby horse out of a horse's womb.

2369
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,020
I don't know.

2370
01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:20,340
She's got to get that big arm sleeve.

2371
01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:22,220
Give me this little pencil.

2372
01:18:22,220 --> 01:18:24,420
Give me this little pencil.

2373
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:25,460
That arm condom.

2374
01:18:25,460 --> 01:18:26,700
That's the big thing.

2375
01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:27,820
Oh, you like the cows?

2376
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:29,940
She's like.

2377
01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:30,620
Yeah.

2378
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:31,460
She put that on.

2379
01:18:31,460 --> 01:18:31,980
I'd be like.

2380
01:18:31,980 --> 01:18:32,980
Bandover.

2381
01:18:32,980 --> 01:18:34,660
Yeah.

2382
01:18:34,660 --> 01:18:36,180
She puts a rubber band on it.

2383
01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:36,660
Bandover.

2384
01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:37,160
Bandover.

2385
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:37,660
Bandover.

2386
01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:38,160
Bandover.

2387
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:38,660
Bandover.

2388
01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:39,160
Bandover.

2389
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,660
Bandover.

2390
01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:45,340
We spend a lot of time on doctors

2391
01:18:45,340 --> 01:18:47,140
thinking sticking fingers up our records.

2392
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:48,820
Have you yet to do it?

2393
01:18:48,820 --> 01:18:49,660
Go with me tomorrow.

2394
01:18:49,660 --> 01:18:50,620
That's ridiculous.

2395
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:52,260
We can have a couple's prostate exam.

2396
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,060
I've had it done.

2397
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:55,060
But in fact.

2398
01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:56,060
I've yet to have the.

2399
01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:57,220
I think we've covered that too.

2400
01:18:57,220 --> 01:18:57,580
What is it?

2401
01:18:57,580 --> 01:18:58,060
The prostate.

2402
01:18:58,060 --> 01:18:58,660
Not the prostate.

2403
01:18:58,660 --> 01:18:59,420
What is the.

2404
01:18:59,420 --> 01:19:00,460
You get a discount.

2405
01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:01,540
A group discount.

2406
01:19:01,540 --> 01:19:03,460
What is the one where you got to go in there

2407
01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:05,740
and you do the stick the thing in your butt.

2408
01:19:05,740 --> 01:19:06,500
Colonoscopy.

2409
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,020
Yeah.

2410
01:19:07,020 --> 01:19:08,540
I haven't got a colonoscopy yet.

2411
01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:10,340
You're supposed to do that when you turn 50.

2412
01:19:10,340 --> 01:19:12,020
And we already got mad at you about that.

2413
01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:15,740
Well, I mean, it's in the work, working to get done.

2414
01:19:15,740 --> 01:19:16,540
What's that mean?

2415
01:19:16,540 --> 01:19:17,260
Well, I have.

2416
01:19:17,260 --> 01:19:18,860
This is not a five year plan.

2417
01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:20,660
Well, I mean, you call the doctor and you say,

2418
01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:23,380
I would like a colonoscopy the very next day.

2419
01:19:23,380 --> 01:19:23,860
Did you?

2420
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:24,380
Yeah.

2421
01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:26,500
And I scheduled it the very next day.

2422
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,300
And they were like, great.

2423
01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:29,740
So we'll see you in April.

2424
01:19:29,740 --> 01:19:31,100
I said, OK, that's good.

2425
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,300
That's OK.

2426
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:32,820
All right.

2427
01:19:32,820 --> 01:19:33,500
I'm encouraged.

2428
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,380
And it's not.

2429
01:19:34,380 --> 01:19:35,060
It's not bad.

2430
01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:35,860
No, no, no, no.

2431
01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:37,300
I didn't schedule the colonoscopy.

2432
01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:38,220
I school.

2433
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:38,820
Physical.

2434
01:19:38,820 --> 01:19:40,660
I scheduled a full physical.

2435
01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:41,380
Gotcha.

2436
01:19:41,380 --> 01:19:42,300
Yeah.

2437
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:43,980
Then from there, what you'll do is

2438
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:46,900
you'll get the referral to the colonoscopy.

2439
01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:51,060
That's where they'll have all the fun.

2440
01:19:51,060 --> 01:19:52,860
The actual procedure is not that bad.

2441
01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:55,660
It's the day before that is so bad.

2442
01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:56,900
It's no big deal.

2443
01:19:56,900 --> 01:19:58,340
No big deal.

2444
01:19:58,340 --> 01:19:59,140
It really is.

2445
01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:02,820
Dude, I'm going to die of ass cancer.

2446
01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:04,900
Just because you're terrified of somebody

2447
01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:05,940
sticking their finger.

2448
01:20:05,940 --> 01:20:07,220
That's how Farrah Fawcett died.

2449
01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:09,940
Well, I mean, my grandfather died of ass cancer.

2450
01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:11,700
OK, but that's different than.

2451
01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,700
But she was good looking.

2452
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:15,140
Right.

2453
01:20:15,140 --> 01:20:17,460
I don't really compute on this one.

2454
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:18,060
Yes.

2455
01:20:18,060 --> 01:20:20,500
Well, she died of ass cancer for.

2456
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:22,340
Was it because she had.

2457
01:20:22,340 --> 01:20:23,860
Her prostate was enlarged.

2458
01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:25,780
Well, she had anal cancer.

2459
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:27,580
Yeah, but she died of.

2460
01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:28,900
How do you get anal cancer?

2461
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:31,260
I don't know how you get to smoke.

2462
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:33,380
That's like colon cancer.

2463
01:20:33,380 --> 01:20:35,060
But it's like on your anus, I guess.

2464
01:20:35,060 --> 01:20:35,860
I don't know.

2465
01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:36,580
Hold on.

2466
01:20:36,580 --> 01:20:37,820
There's not anus cancer.

2467
01:20:37,820 --> 01:20:39,820
There's anal cancer.

2468
01:20:39,820 --> 01:20:40,940
That's like chapped lips.

2469
01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:42,740
What the hell, man?

2470
01:20:42,740 --> 01:20:43,260
Really?

2471
01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:44,580
I mean, is that really a thing?

2472
01:20:44,580 --> 01:20:46,740
How did Farrah Fawcett die?

2473
01:20:46,740 --> 01:20:48,180
She didn't have anus cancer.

2474
01:20:48,180 --> 01:20:49,620
She had colon cancer.

2475
01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:51,700
It says anal cancer.

2476
01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:55,740
Well, that's probably from the butt lube she was using.

2477
01:20:55,740 --> 01:20:57,060
Had some carcinogens in it.

2478
01:20:57,060 --> 01:20:59,780
Yeah, a little carcinogenic little butt lube.

2479
01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:00,300
Yeah.

2480
01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:01,860
From the sit and spin she would use.

2481
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:03,860
Farrah Fawcett, F-A-R-R-A.

2482
01:21:03,860 --> 01:21:04,820
Great.

2483
01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:06,260
H.

2484
01:21:06,260 --> 01:21:08,940
Wow, we're just trampling all over that beautiful woman's

2485
01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:10,100
grave.

2486
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:12,700
Well, you know what?

2487
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:13,340
Look at that.

2488
01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:14,540
Liver.

2489
01:21:14,540 --> 01:21:16,780
Of anal cancer.

2490
01:21:16,780 --> 01:21:17,900
Anal cancer.

2491
01:21:17,900 --> 01:21:19,740
So hold on.

2492
01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:21,980
I want a little elaboration on that.

2493
01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:23,740
So what is anal cancer?

2494
01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:24,780
Is it anal?

2495
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:27,260
Does that mean it's like two inches in?

2496
01:21:27,260 --> 01:21:28,940
That sounds awful.

2497
01:21:28,940 --> 01:21:32,540
It says it was caused by HPV.

2498
01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:33,220
What is HPV?

2499
01:21:33,220 --> 01:21:33,900
Oh, no.

2500
01:21:33,900 --> 01:21:35,780
Human papillona virus.

2501
01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:38,700
That's where they were trying to force a teen girl.

2502
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:39,660
The papillona virus.

2503
01:21:39,660 --> 01:21:40,860
Hold on.

2504
01:21:40,860 --> 01:21:43,300
Sean, that was the one where they were trying to force teen

2505
01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:45,020
girls to get the vaccine.

2506
01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:45,500
Yeah.

2507
01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:46,980
HPV vaccine.

2508
01:21:46,980 --> 01:21:47,740
I guess it causes.

2509
01:21:47,740 --> 01:21:48,940
They're trying to mandate it.

2510
01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:52,220
It causes anal and cervical cancer.

2511
01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:54,660
Shit.

2512
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,780
That's no way for a beautiful woman to die.

2513
01:21:56,780 --> 01:21:58,300
Women have it a little bit harder

2514
01:21:58,300 --> 01:22:00,460
than we do when it comes to certain things.

2515
01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:01,500
Regions.

2516
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,900
Yeah.

2517
01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:04,820
I wouldn't want to deal with the whole mess

2518
01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:05,820
they got going down there.

2519
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:09,140
You know, cervix cancer is, yeah, geez.

2520
01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:09,620
Yeah.

2521
01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:11,420
Well, we have testicular cancer.

2522
01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:12,820
I'll just cut those fuckers off.

2523
01:22:12,820 --> 01:22:15,820
They're in my wife's purse anyways.

2524
01:22:15,820 --> 01:22:17,780
She wears them around the neck as earrings.

2525
01:22:17,780 --> 01:22:18,300
You know what?

2526
01:22:18,300 --> 01:22:21,580
I asked my brother that when I did my long,

2527
01:22:21,580 --> 01:22:23,380
we should talk about my trek to Tucson.

2528
01:22:23,380 --> 01:22:25,820
But I asked about, do they cut off the balls

2529
01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:27,940
when they do testicular cancer?

2530
01:22:27,940 --> 01:22:28,500
I don't think so.

2531
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,220
I have no idea.

2532
01:22:29,220 --> 01:22:29,980
I don't know either.

2533
01:22:29,980 --> 01:22:30,460
They do.

2534
01:22:30,460 --> 01:22:32,180
They put some falsies in there.

2535
01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,460
We should cover that in the next podcast.

2536
01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:33,700
All right.

2537
01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:34,420
We can do that.

2538
01:22:34,420 --> 01:22:35,060
Noted.

2539
01:22:35,060 --> 01:22:35,940
All right, dudes, I guess.

2540
01:22:35,940 --> 01:22:36,460
I'm Sean.

2541
01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:37,100
I'm Paul.

2542
01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:38,820
And I'm Jeff.

2543
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,820
We failed to introduce this.

2544
01:22:40,820 --> 01:22:41,580
We just did.

2545
01:22:41,580 --> 01:22:42,460
We just did.

2546
01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:43,220
A little late.

2547
01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:45,460
Bye bye.

2548
01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:46,340
Rebecca Craig.

2549
01:22:46,340 --> 01:23:13,060
Back I guess I should call home.