You notice the lava lamp is already moving.
See what that's called?
That's called show prep.
That's what it was.
I turned that on about three hours ago.
Yeah, we don't need to sit down and talk about topics and do research.
We just need to have the lava lamp hot and molten.
Yeah, it's got some good balls rolling around in there.
Yeah, it's good.
Welcome back, our loyal listeners.
We're jumping right into it.
It is, guess what?
The first podcast of March.
That's right.
It was election day yesterday, at least here in Texas.
I'm so pathetic.
You know what happened yesterday?
I did all my research.
You voted, right?
You could tell us you voted.
Did you vote for the wrong person?
No, I didn't vote.
Oh, geez.
I know.
I did all my research.
I went to Red Wave, a website.
There was a website that one of my friends gave me that says they vet conservative candidates.
They said if they stand for the following things, blah, blah, blah, blah, then we put
them on the list.
Dudes like us.
I went out there.
Dudes like us.
I just thought I'd say that.
Drink bourbon.
Okay, great.
Dudes like us.
And I went through all the candidates, and it has multiple candidates for certain categories.
Yes, governor, attorney general.
Right.
It listed all of them, but it said there were three candidates that qualified as being conservative
enough to be on this website's list.
So there were three choices for governor out of the seven or however many there were.
Anyway, I went through all this effort to go to each person's website and read up on
them and all this kind of stuff, and I was getting all excited to vote.
Then I had to go pick up Shelly from school, and all of us were starving to death.
And then-
Was it like four o'clock?
No, it's like six, six ten.
It was like six ten.
And then we drove by some fire station, and the line was curled around the parking lot,
and we're like, and I'm sure not all of them were that way, but we had our food, a Chipotle,
sitting in the car, smelling up the car, and we're like, let's just-
Civic duty or nourishment.
I know, right?
I suck.
So we went home and ate, and that was it.
I didn't vote.
And you know what's funny?
And then I hear that Abbott won by a landslide.
So my vote for governor wouldn't have mattered anyway.
Yeah, he had over 711,000 votes.
The next closest was like 110,000.
Yeah, it was a complete landslide.
Which, I like Alan West.
That's actually who I was going to vote for, was Alan West.
Alan West.
You know what?
I think-
Isn't that the Batman police commissioner?
No, he's badass, man.
No.
If you look at Alan West's bio-
That's Jerry West.
He played, not Jerry West, Adam West.
Adam West.
Anyway, what frustrates me is the media.
I don't know if they're out for Abbott or what, but all the news was there's going to
be a runoff between Alan West and Abbott because the polls are so close.
They don't know shit.
There was a landslide.
The polls don't tell you, Jack.
Shit.
I thought everybody learned that.
Well, I know.
But the media keeps doing it.
Well, because that's their only way-
That's the power of suggestion.
Well, that too.
That's what I mean.
Are they trying to get Abbott out of there because they don't like him?
That's part of it, but also to have relevance before the election, right?
Everybody's watching the news to see what's going on.
I mean, they're trying to stay relevant.
Polls are useless.
I know, but the media is trying to stay relevant, and so they're throwing out polls to make
people watch and, oh, they're saying that they're neck and neck.
Do you know what I mean?
Beto?
Beto.
Beto, Betacuck, and Abbott.
He won 91% of the vote on the Democrat side.
Golly.
Wow.
Look at... How do you say that name?
Inoc- I don't know how to say that.
Yeah, me neither.
Inocential.
Lieutenant Governor.
Okay, Dan Patrick, keep going.
Lieutenant Governor, Texas.
Oh, wow.
What a split.
That's pretty even.
All right.
Then we got Attorney General Ken Paxton, even.
So didn't he... There was some-
Well, he got busted for something.
Yeah, some controversy there.
Yeah.
So there is a runoff between Ken Paxton and George P. Bush.
Because he didn't get 50%, right?
That's correct.
Uh-oh.
And then you had about-
What happened?
Then you had about 20 judges.
All right, hold on.
Let's keep... Okay, keep going down.
Agriculture Commissioner.
Okay, nobody cares about that stuff.
Well, whatever.
Whatever that is, what a real commissioner is important.
How did Slocum do?
There is, Tom Slocum Jr.
14.
I didn't vote for him.
Why is the agricultural commissioner not important?
Well, they're all important.
That's Democrat.
I was arguing that those, that they're not.
Actually, nobody knows what they do.
I mean, what does an agricultural commissioner do, right?
They commission.
Oh, they commission agriculture.
Well, they determine agriculture in the state of Texas.
And they allocate permits and land.
I'm sure they have.
They can make decisions that affect-
I'm sure they regulate shit.
I'm sure they make decisions that affect a lot of people.
Yeah, it seems to me-
More than you probably realize.
I bet they're the ones that allocate the ability for homeless folks to camp out on public land.
Your sidewalk.
So what does it say there?
I don't know.
Hold on.
Where was that other little small factoid caption of the-
Yeah, that's way too much.
Right there.
So in the state governments of the United States, all- there we go.
The official is in charge of the state's agriculture department.
The commissioners are organized at the national level by the National Association of State
Departments of Agriculture.
Their agriculture commissioner was elected to 12 states.
It doesn't say shit.
Down at the bottom.
Very painful.
It says the powers and duties of the office vary by state.
In about 40 states, the department regulates the animal industry.
And in roughly half the states, agriculture departments regulate food safety and meat
inspection.
Okay, so it's significant then.
That's important.
Correct.
Yeah, they're in charge of our meat.
Meat.
And they want to get rid of cows.
Well, they don't.
Not in Texas.
They fart too much.
If only we could harness that power.
There's a design out there.
We just need to capitalize it.
Okay.
And then there were six to seven or eight propositions that...
Prepositions?
They were all kind of silly.
They were all like, ridiculously...
Well, there were two that were key.
The election integrity was key.
And there's going to be no CRT taught in schools.
I like that.
Are the two.
So we have...
I thought they were no brains.
So my buddy down in South Texas won.
In a runoff.
Mr...
No, he did not win.
No, he won.
He won.
It was not a runoff.
He had 63%, I think.
Something like that.
62%.
Hold on.
Go down.
Vicente...
I think it's 37.
District 15 or 16.
Isn't it...
That's him right there, right?
Henry?
No, it's Vicente.
Vicente Gonzalez.
Oh, shit.
All this time I've been sending you the wrong guy.
No, you've sent the right guy.
No, I didn't.
I've always been sending you Queller or whatever his name is.
No.
You've sent some stuff in the past.
Oh, have I?
I've sent him a message.
He was in District 15 or 16.
He probably wasn't up for election this round.
Yeah, he probably didn't even...
Well, they posted it on Facebook.
He didn't run.
Oh, you know what?
It's every two years or every four years.
Well, it's every two years for Congress.
Congress.
But they rotate.
They alternate every year.
Every year.
Okay, yeah.
So he won last year.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Well, that's...
Yeah, so the propositions you were, there were some strange ones where it's basically
where you're...
Oh, propositions.
Propositions.
I kept thinking you were saying prepositions.
I was like...
Propositions.
You're like, what the heck?
I have a few nouns.
Again, there were two that were really important.
Actually, I think three.
There's one that's interesting where they want to do away with property tax within 10
years.
Yeah, I wasn't sure if that would be a good thing or not.
Well, what do property taxes pay for?
That's what I mean.
That money has to come from somewhere because that's a huge sum of money.
It is.
But what do property taxes pay for?
Part of it goes to your school, like your city.
School tax is a separate tax.
But it's based off of your property value.
Okay.
Well, I know.
So there's a Texas property tax, I guess, right?
Whatever that is, whatever percentage.
And your county has a property tax.
So then your school district has a tax.
So do the property tax pay for the administration of the city?
I don't know.
They pay for police department, fire department?
We should probably know this.
What does the property taxes pay for?
Well, this one is, I'm assuming it's a very broad thing, but it says safety.
It does say school.
School, safety, spaces.
Sanitation.
County spaces, streets, sanitation, services.
I mean, you know, it covers a lot of stuff, right?
Public parks.
Public parks don't maintain themselves.
So they're suggesting that after 10 years of your house being paid off?
No, they won't do away with them within 10 years.
Oh, well, that's kind of silly.
Why would they do that?
Well, and on top of that, we don't have a state income tax.
So where's their funding going to come from?
I guess all sales tax.
I don't know what the plan is, but...
Something happened?
I heard something fall.
Austin was watching...
He dropped his phone.
He dropped a tuning fork.
Was he watching porno?
Why do you have a tuning fork over there?
Oh, no, it's a needle nose pliers.
Anyway, what I'm thinking is the government, I don't know what their plan is, if they say,
all right, the state of Texas spends $10 billion a year.
There's $2 billion, that's complete waste.
That if we do away with that over 10 years, we could do away with property taxes.
So I would not want to say, yes, I'm OK with that without knowing that there's a plan for
that.
That's too broad a question.
Well, it's a knee jerk where you're just like, yeah, I don't want to pay any more taxes.
But if there's not a plan to reduce your spending, they're going to have to make that money up
somewhere else.
Right.
So it says our lower taxes, better taxes plan will eliminate property taxes for every tax
in by 2033 or sooner, while also making structural changes to our system that prevent year to
year spikes in tax bills.
At the same time, we'll rein in irresponsible local government spending.
Yeah, there you go.
So they do have a plan.
They want to control the spending.
OK.
I'm good with that.
But any kind of any time you can get your property taxes down is huge because property
taxes are killing everybody because they keep jacking up the value of your property every
single year, which is ridiculous.
And if you think about it, because they get money based on the value of the homes, they
what's the their incentive is to artificially inflate the value of the homes.
That's right.
And so it becomes they can't do that because you can argue it.
So if they decide your house is now a million dollars, prove it.
Yeah, but this house just sold for four hundred thousand.
What makes you think mine is exactly like that is worth a million.
Yeah, I think you can get away with kind of trimming off a little bit.
But I mean, you can't.
I mean, it's a it's a freight train.
If they want to raise the home prices across the entire city, they're going to do it.
The concept of sales of the property sales don't match it.
They could tell you whatever.
There's two different styles.
So you have the Republican style and you have the Democrat style.
Republican style, obviously, are you going to have less they're going to propose less
property taxes because they want less government.
Now the Democrats, they're going to want more government programs.
So it's going to require more taxes, then taxes, then taxes.
And a lot of those a lot of those services come from the property taxes.
Like I said, safety up there.
Well, what about food?
What is that called food?
I like to call food.
You know, the the pregnant bitches that are get these little wick and stuff like that.
You know, and then you have these kids that, you know, you get the little coupons and what
is that food stamps, food stamps.
Thank you.
I feel like this is the help me out here.
Ten thousand dollar pyramid show wick and pregnant bitches.
But walk me through what the connection is.
What is it?
You never go to Kroger's and you'll see a little tab that says wick.
You know, have a family planning, you know, stuff like that.
Basically, I think they get I don't know exactly how it works, but I think they get money.
Right.
And this food is you're able to buy it with your wick funds.
Yeah, there's a lot of good day.
You're talking about mothers out there.
We'll get to the form of the Texas version.
Texas version.
Texas or not.
Wick is specifically for its women's infant program or something.
It's where women can go get the formula and stuff designed for the kids.
So when you go there and you're involved in wick, you whip out your ID or you got some
sort of ID code or they type it in and it knocks off an account.
Why would they have an ID?
Well, I think it's a credit card.
You can vote without an ID.
That's racist to think that a pregnant woman could have an ID.
Yeah, very racist.
What about pregnant women that don't have IDs?
How are they going to get food?
Because they're white.
Oh, right.
Speaking of, you know, it is now Women's Month.
Oh, it is.
Women's Month.
Oh, thank God.
Regardless of color?
That month is over.
It's just Women's Month.
Just general Women's Month.
Yes, Women's Appreciation Month.
So they're going to talk about like Amelia Earhart.
And Hillary.
No, not Hillary.
And Kamala.
Not Hillary.
We're going to talk about great...
Is it Women's History Month or just Women's Month?
Women's History Month or Women's Appreciation or History Month or whatever it's called.
Started yesterday.
Oh, which is it?
Women's History Month.
Right there.
Okay.
All right.
So then they are going to talk...
Now it says Women's Appreciation Month.
Oh, thank God.
Which one is it?
Anyway.
Happy Women's Month.
So I have to appreciate Hillary?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, you have to appreciate her.
And Kamala.
And Tlaib.
Yes.
And Cory Bush.
And Kandensi Brown Jackson.
Yes, that's the new...
So they have a date now for...
So who you just mentioned is Biden's choice for the Supreme Court.
And they insisted, they demanded that he nominate a black woman and he did.
And she is going to be in front of the Senate for her confirmation hearing.
And I think another month.
I forget when they set the date for it.
I wonder how that's going to go.
So there's already some stuff coming out about she...
Dang, I wish I could remember.
Maybe some controversial things.
I hope that it turns out that she's not a piece of shit and didn't steal $60 million
from the Black Lives Matter programs or something like that.
I don't care if she's white, black, purple, whatever the fuck.
It's just the audacity to pick somebody for a job based on being female in color.
I know, it's that racist really.
Is the definition of racism.
It is.
I mean, come on.
So if the next president is Republican and can replace her, and they're like, I'm going
to hire a white man.
It has to be a white man.
Right.
No, it has to be a white transgender.
Can you imagine?
It only goes one way.
That's what pisses me off.
I know.
Well, maybe we can make some changes.
I don't care.
I'm going to stomp and be me.
And it's probably going to prevent me from moving forward in a lot of different opportunities.
Career limiting?
When you email your HR team and say, can I opt out of these emails?
Can I opt out of the Black Lives Matter emails?
He really did that, ladies and gentlemen?
I just felt it was inappropriate.
That's a distraction from work.
It's spam.
Spam emails.
I don't need it.
We're starting to get WEN emails, you know, the Women's Month.
And that's a distraction, too.
That's how I know because I got an email.
There's upcoming events.
I don't need to know that.
You know what I need to know?
Why don't you send me stuff pertaining to my work?
What would make me a better, more qualified for my work?
How can I be better at what I do so that I can step up to the next level?
Appreciating diversity and inclusion?
I don't think that's it.
I already do appreciate diversity.
I know.
I'm kidding.
And I'm, you know, 90% of the people out there, I'd say 98% of the people out there do appreciate
diversity.
Of course.
You know, you've got a few jackasses out there that grew up sideways.
Yeah, but you don't have to, you know, go out of your way to say there is diversity.
You just have it.
And you appreciate it.
And you work with your teammates regardless of where they came from or who they are or
what they look like.
And you kick ass as a team.
And check out the women's, they got the producer put a picture up on there.
Now this woman is based in the 40s back when, you know, steel was in demand.
And they were going out to war.
Women must go to the factories and, you know, she's dressed in a blue collared outfit and
headband on.
And she's about ready.
She's making a muscle.
Let's take it on.
Women's.
That's Rosie the Riveter, who that was.
Rosie the Riveter.
Is that USO or is that just kind of, oh, it is Rosie the Riveter.
I got you a rivet.
Yeah, they were huge, man.
In World War II, they were absolutely enormous.
Taking over.
Well, they built the planes and the ships and all that stuff.
Absolutely.
That's when the LGBTQ community started coming out.
I don't think so.
That wasn't the birth of it.
Well, I mean, there were women that weren't sure if they should be women or men.
And then they got into the factories and they're like, I am a man.
Well, there were some women that were probably like had the pneumatic guns and they were
tightening these these nuts on these bolts.
And they're like, oh, look.
Look at Josie.
She's really getting at it.
So look at those muscles.
Can I touch that?
Yeah.
My clitoris is really, really swollen right now.
Your hands are very soft.
Whoa.
What?
Whoa.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Jesus Christ.
What is wrong with you?
Well, I was just I want to make that your new ringtone.
I think that they were feeling like a man.
So things were things were hanging out.
A poster we all love so much was not popular at all during World War II.
As a matter of fact, it was hardly seen.
The poster rose to fame years after the war was over, more specifically in the early 80s.
Forty years later.
Yeah.
That's what actually happened.
That's called marketing right there.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
This is what.
Yeah, I guess because what it did, it took away from the women.
It made them strong.
And how dare the white man make a woman strong?
Keep that bitch down.
Get in the back and cook my lunch or dinner or whatever it is that you do.
I don't think I clean the house.
I don't think any of that happened.
I'm sure.
Look, dude, you look at all the sitcoms back then.
Leave it to Beaver and you got the mother.
George Cleaver say that to what's her name?
Ruth or whatever.
I think he did.
Bitch, give me my lunch, bitch.
I don't think any of that happened.
Archie Bunker did.
Jesus, Edith, where's my dinner?
Oh, Archie.
Right.
So today is Ash Wednesday.
And did you see the clip of Biden?
He had it all over his face.
No, no.
So so he had he had blackface.
Oh, come on.
Really?
Too far.
Anyway, so he yeah, he had the ashes on his forehead and he was walking and he he and
his wife were walking, you know, into the White House or whatever.
And he stopped and took questions.
And somebody goes, so you're you know, you're Catholic, obviously.
Right.
So how can you be a Catholic and support abortion again?
Did he turn around and leave?
No, he started getting pissed.
And so we started engaging the reporter and Jill walked up and with a plastered, you know,
you know, smile on her face, you know, hey, walked up and grabbed his arm and kind of
nudged and pulled him away from the reporters and kind of ended the discussion.
He has take you under the bleachers.
I mean, what's your head?
What's your argument?
If you were devout Catholic and can not be for abortion, you can't.
How does he?
I don't understand how he navigates that.
Yeah.
And he had just come from the bishop, gave him communion and, you know, put the cross
on his forehead.
I mean, what did he say?
Would you like, listen here, man, you got back and fight.
Come on.
I don't know.
He went.
Yeah.
He started to get fired up.
Come on.
I think he's got a temper.
Oh, big time.
You think if you question him or he is a huge temper, huge, huge.
She was leading him away and he was like, oh, tell me that son of a bitch.
And he was doing his, you know, so his old man walk, old man walk.
There's a there's a you to see him walking into the chamber.
This man walked.
Did he have a walker with like tennis balls on the front?
I got so mad.
I had to turn it off when he was just lying.
And then and then he said something about we have to secure the southern border.
Yeah, yeah, I missed it.
I was driving all over.
No, that was one of the things he said, you know, it's important that we secure the border.
OK, then do it.
I mean, the audacity.
The sheer a year and a half, about a year later.
What a hypocrite from hell.
I mean, unbelievable.
Anyway, any of you guys watched the State of the Union last night?
That's what he said.
Yeah.
I watched about 10 to 15 minutes and I'm over there grumbling.
I was watching it by myself.
My wife was working on her computer like in the kitchen.
This was funny.
I was like twice.
I was talking to the TV the whole time.
Oh, really, really?
You know, getting all bent out of shape.
So I watched it and then they would stand up and clap and they go, oh, my God.
Yeah.
And then watching Pelosi back there, I just become an evil.
There are some she did, too.
It's totally like there is no Paul.
Only you.
Well, I saw whatever every single time I saw Pelosi.
Well, I saw the one where he Biden was talking about inhaling the the burn pits.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And she gets up and starts rubbing her knuckles.
She stands up and starts rubbing her knuckles.
No, there was some.
She did it.
Yes.
She did the head thing.
Not that much, but she was rubbing her hands together like she was having some sort of.
Yeah, they commented on that.
Like some weird conniption, you know, and it was it was very odd.
Well, she still was smiling.
It was not a good thing that he was saying.
Biden was talking about some of the soldiers that like they had a woman in there and her
husband had died because he was manning the fields in there where they were burning shit,
you know, and he got lung cancer or something.
And he was and they're going to take care of them.
And they were navigating hit through his speech and they were like they were they were bouncing
from topic to topic in so that he could say all these things.
So he was talking about the field where the soldiers have cancer.
We're going to take care of those those those people that got cancer.
Then it showed a picture of his son that died.
I know very well about losing a loved one from cancer.
And it showed a picture of his son on there.
And you know, it's kind of like you're kind of thinking, right, was the son in the military?
No, you know, he just had a brain brain.
You know, he was he wasn't in the military, but it's just it's all that power suggested
in what they did with the pictures and the way they wrote the speech.
So they had pictures during the State of the Union.
They well, for some reason, I saw it on the TV.
So I don't know if that was so the media was ready to go with a picture of his son.
I don't think they've ever done so right at that time when he was talking about
about that, he was talking about the cancer.
You have Lauren Bogart in the back ground.
Yeah. And she was talking about she heckled him.
Oh, she did. She heckled him right at that point because, you know, I love
13 and, you know, and, you know, where you have the soldiers covered
with the coffin with the flag, she goes, yeah, 13 of them.
And then it was like, oh, yeah, people apparently booed.
I turned it off at that point because I was getting so pissed off.
No, but, you know, good for her for doing it.
Oh, absolutely.
These people need to stand up more to him because especially in his face,
in front of front of God and everybody.
I mean, you know, Pelosi was a jackass.
She looked like a fucking clown up there, you know, in that whole little thing
that she was done. I wish we could pull up a video of her doing that.
It was so weird. It was almost like gleeful.
It was. It's like a child like, I can't wait to hear
what he says, but she wasn't rubbing her hands.
It's like her. It was her.
It was her. Her fist that she was rubbing.
It was kind of like a fly on a piece of shit, kind of rubbing it together
and feeding, you know, it's just like, yeah.
Well, maybe she's an alien. Yeah.
And again, I didn't watch it, but apparently that she had dentures.
And I guess she was just she does.
She did the same thing.
Having all kinds of problems with her dentures.
Lyman everywhere trying to keep them in her mouth.
She's 81 years old now. Well, she's 82.
Eighty one years old.
Did that make her exempt? Why is she there? All right.
Why is she there? She's retired.
Why is anybody over the age of 75 in Congress?
Live the rest of your days in peace.
It says here, relax.
It says get out of Congress.
If you're a crowd or Steven Crowder reacts to Nancy Pelosi
saying Nancy looked like a squirrel on drugs.
And that's kind of a a good analogy.
See if our producer can find that.
You know, the Crowder Crowder Pelosi.
Oh, I see what Nancy Pelosi is a squirrel on drugs.
What a weirdo.
Yeah. Well, you know, it was just there to go.
There we go. The second one.
In fact, there was she was standing up and sitting down, standing up.
It's a hell of a word.
And for what? Well, my point is, is that when she was one of the times
she stood up, she fell forward.
And that was kind of look is that look at her teeth.
I think her teeth come out of her mouth or something.
Oh, painful.
Oh, Crowder was like really dogging her.
So I watched it twice.
I watched it.
The regular news feed from the White House news feed.
And then I watched the Steven Crowder, where he basically
he watches it at the same time.
And it's kind of like that science
mystery science, science theater.
And they're just commenting and they're fact checking as it goes along.
That's fake. And every time he has a gaffe, they drink, you know,
so they're all in the bag.
Oh, maybe ship.
Oh, man. They were kept drinking. It was hilarious.
So Steve Crowder, you know, they're almost as funny as we are.
They are. I'm not really.
Oh, and then there was then there was a section where he said
Iranian instead of Ukrainian. Yeah.
And then they Kamala is in the background going to Ukraine.
Oh, really? She's mouthing it.
Yeah, she's mouthing it while he's anyway.
Yeah, it was painful. I quit watching it.
I didn't watch any of it.
He mumbled a lot because he's reading a lot and a lot.
Well, it was only an hour long.
Did you have captions on?
Well, they've got the screens up there for him.
How long is it?
No, did you have captions so you can follow?
Yes. Yeah, it was all over the place.
Bunch of M's and B's.
Did we talk about this where there was a translator
who like threw up his hands because he didn't know what the hell
Biden was saying or trying to say and couldn't?
Who is that dude? Dennis McNaul?
McNaul who?
Oh, what is that? I missed that.
Thank goodness. I keep watching her stand up and rub her fist together.
That's just so odd.
Is she had a little dance like she was about to, you know, she was getting confused
between I don't know if I'm going to have a vodka or am I going to have an ice cream
or am I going to have some more denture cream?
Speaking of vodka, she her eyes look kind of bloodshot.
She looks like she kind of pounded a couple before she went into the chamber.
I would. Yeah.
Shit. You'd be scumbling around.
Oh, God, I don't want to watch that anymore.
It's like, oh, do me.
She just juiced herself.
Oh, stop.
I mean, that's what she looks like.
Yeah, it looks awful.
That's Dennis McDough, the veteran affairs secretary.
Dunno. Yeah.
All right. Anyway, so.
Oh, damn.
You just have a brain fart.
Yep. It's gone.
I had a Biden and a Biden.
Wow. Yeah.
So who else do we have besides
can tangy Brown Jackson that they're nominating?
No one. That's it.
Well, and that's typical.
Well, he had a list of three that he was over.
I've got no he picked.
He nominated Katanji.
Out of the out of the four.
Yes. So we had a list of three or four.
That's what Trump even had that he has a list.
And he goes, OK, we're putting up so and so.
And then he goes to the briar.
And then he goes to stop.
Stop clutching your chest. Oh, God.
I wasn't sure what that was all about.
I thought maybe either he's a he's a just a huge cocksucker
or he had some sort of heart condition.
He was grabbing his chest.
Stop it. He totally is a flame.
Or do you see the whole thing?
I thought it looked a little feminine.
I mean, you'd even have to you.
You didn't even have to hear it to to to see the list
just coming out of his mouth.
Wait, hold on. What's wrong with the list?
Well, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's just distracting from the reality.
I have a vote. I have a I have the lift.
No, but his is here because you have your windscreen.
I have a semblance, a semblance screen.
But anyway, I don't care if he sucks dick or not.
I don't. It's none of my business.
Wow. What? Wow.
Do we know this?
I mean, we're throwing out lots of accusations.
Yeah, we are. Well, is he gay?
I don't know. Of course not.
What do you mean, of course not?
You can't be gay and be on the Supreme Court.
What kind of bullshit is that?
You said it for me.
They have black people already on the Supreme Court,
so I don't know what your problem is with that.
You're saying black people are gay?
I hope they're happy.
Clarence Thomas is awesome, actually,
and they gave him so much shit when the Democrat Party.
Anita Hill, Anita.
Oh, yeah.
They kissed him of rape. Absolutely.
No, putting his pubes in her food.
Are you kidding?
Isn't that what it was?
What are you talking about?
I hope you're kidding.
There's some pubic hair involved somewhere.
There's something that he was comparing.
It wasn't pubic hair. It was my hair on my head.
You know, like, what the hell, man?
People are fucked up.
I mean, we live in a fucked up world.
We totally do.
And that was like, but that was back in the 80s.
Yeah, that was first Bush, wasn't it?
Bush, good Lord, in the pubes.
George Bush, Jr.
I can't do this.
Let's talk about sharks eating people.
Well, how about we talk about our bourbon first?
Oh, let's do that.
We had talked about the bourbon.
Sean, what did you do?
You picked it up.
So we went to...
We went local.
We're, I think, Liquor King.
Liquor King.
Yeah, we went to Liquor King, and I guess,
if you don't know, we go to Liquor King.
Well, we go to Total Wine and Liquor King, but...
It's a two stop thing now.
It is, it is.
And it's, you know, they're remodeling Total Wine right now,
so we're kind of like, well, you pieces of shit,
you're skimping on a few things.
But Liquor King has the thing that Liquor King offers
that the others don't, at least that we've known,
is that you build up a credit system,
and for every dollar, you get a point.
Yeah, I guess.
A loyalty program.
And the loyalty program, you accumulate them,
and they've got the unicorn liquors
that are on the back shelf behind the register.
You know what it's like?
It's like going to main event,
and you have enough points.
Enough tickets.
Oh, you can get tickets.
Yeah, you can get the big, the big cool toys.
Oh yeah, that's exactly what it's like.
I was always able to beat the system every time.
I don't know how to do it this way.
How do you do that?
Oh, we'll talk about that later.
Well, we're beating the system
by all three of us buying on your card.
Yes. Yeah, we are.
We're tripling up our points.
Actually, Mr. Producer, do you recall which,
I don't know if it was a Peter Piper pizza,
or if, we went to some sort of place
where you got tickets coming out of these little machines,
and we, the machine was broke.
I don't know what's wrong with it.
And it kept going.
You would grab a ticket.
And more come out.
And it just kept coming out.
That's perfect.
And so we walked like 15 feet over,
you know the little machine that receives the tickets?
Yeah.
And so it's chomping it.
And so we've got this conveyor.
That thing is super cool, by the way.
We've got this conveyor, and it's all,
chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.
So it's coming out of the machine,
right into the machine.
It's coming right out of the machine,
and we're just, we just keep going.
You're keeping it from getting snagged.
Oh man, I know I was a bad father that day,
and I taught my kids wrong.
Whatever.
Well, what'd you get out of it?
I don't remember.
It was a bunch of bullshit.
But I do remember, I got a picture,
I got a picture of Madeline and Emily,
and they have like these tickets.
Like just.
Yeah, ridiculous.
Because after the machine ran out of tickets,
the guy went over there and put more in.
And then it kept doing it again.
And then we went over there, and you,
well you'd have to go in there,
and you'd have to play the game,
and let it get a ticket to come out.
Once the ticket came out, you just grab it,
and it just kept going.
And so, rinse, repeat.
We grabbed the ticket out.
Mr. Producer, do you remember that?
So you now have part ownership in that pizza place?
That's why they went out of business.
Yeah, that's how many points you had.
We almost had enough points to get the Xbox.
I remember we would play Skee-Ball
at some same kind of deal.
And normally when, whatever we would hit,
it would spit out two.
But on this other one, it didn't matter what you hit.
It spit out like eight or 10.
Right.
So it was like, you know, calibrated wrong.
Yeah, you gotta find the machines that are jacked up.
Yeah, Gaddy Town.
There you go.
Gaddy Town.
There you go.
Anyway, and then yeah, you just keep staying on that machine,
and you just keep racking up points, right?
Yeah.
Well, usually you get stupid little Chinese stuff.
Oh, man.
It's just little tchotchke things
that end up on the floor for you to step on.
Stupid little plastic spiders.
But it was exciting.
I enjoyed it.
Ah, it's fun.
You know, plus they get like the little,
you know one of my favorite candies.
I mean, I hate to eat it because it's way too sweet,
but as a kid, it was just like, you know,
the little dipping stick stuff where you have a-
It's just like pure sugar that you lick.
It's a pack.
Well, you get a little dipping stick that's made out of candy.
Gross.
And you got like a little pack as a Kool-Aid.
And you deep throat it, and you like stick it in there
and eat it.
Yeah.
Is that what you do?
Yeah, what do you do?
What do you do, Sean?
Nah, you just, you dip it in the powdered sugar flavor.
Or you have to get the stick first.
You have to get the strawberry, blueberry, and cherry.
You take the blue stick and you put it in your mouth.
In your mouth.
It's like a lollipop.
Yeah, I'm not talking like a Kielboski sausage or something.
What the hell, man?
Interesting.
What kind of dip sticks are you using over there?
Okay.
I enjoyed it.
I liked it.
That was one of my favorite candies, you know,
at that type of store or gaming place.
The platform, Main Event, Getty Town.
Oh yeah, they're all that way.
You know, there's a-
What's the, what's the-
The army man?
What's the really big one?
Chuck E. Cheese.
Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese.
They're all out of business.
Well, they sold beer.
I think the ones around here are all out of business.
At least the ones we've been to.
That's because they're-
That was so bizarre.
When I took my little kids in there and I was like,
and then there was a beer tap, I was like, okay.
Yeah, but it was natural light.
Oh, whatever, I don't care.
But that place is so sticky and gross.
Yeah.
All the kids just-
Oh, that's awful.
Touching everything.
Oh, I would have a blast.
I would climb up in the tubes.
I'd jump in the little-
Oh, those things are-
Why is that not surprising?
Well, those tubes are just like fungus.
Oh, yeah.
Houses.
Anyway.
And then you jump in and you find a little air
and you're like, dude, some little kid,
you shit your pants.
Like shit.
Yeah, somebody shit their pants.
I'm up in the tube.
I'm suspended in the air in front of everybody up there.
First off, it's not designed for adults.
I'm having conversations with the kids,
these little three, four, five year olds,
and I'm like, come on, you little shit.
Go change your freaking diaper.
Go to your mom and dad now.
Because that shit falls out and it smears.
Go and get your mom now or I'm calling the police.
You know, I was just-
They're like, some creepy white man
wants to touch me up in the tube.
I hope that didn't say that.
Is that why you-
Yeah.
You gave him a little nudge.
I could, but that's why I got kicked out.
You touched me up there.
Yeah, but dude, have you ever been up there
in the catacomb?
No.
Why would I do that?
That's not designed for adults.
I never will.
It was a lot of fun.
I'm sure it was.
Anyway, so Liquor King is basically
that same thing for men.
Yes.
Where we get our points and we get our unicorns
that we pick off the wall, but we've never done it yet
because we haven't gotten enough points yet.
No, we're under a thousand.
We need 2,500-
Minimum.
To get the top, well, that's the maximum, really.
Well, yes, there's one up there that was 4,000 points.
Oh, I didn't see that.
That was the-
Jesus.
That was the old Forrester birthday.
That's $4,000, man.
That just gives you the right-
Oh, you did the point per dollar?
Something like that.
I think so.
Oh, shit.
I don't want to know when we reach 4,000.
I don't-
Dude, we're at like 600 right now.
And we still have to buy it.
Yeah, that just gives you the right to buy it.
Yeah, you don't get it for free.
And you still have to purchase it, yeah.
And it might be 200 bucks.
Well, some of those are 200 bucks.
Some of them, but the ones we're looking at
with the Wellers-
They seem reasonable.
God, oh my.
But for those, I mean, those aren't marked up.
I mean, that's just retail.
Because a lot of those things, if you find them after market,
those ones that are 100 bucks are going to be 500 bucks.
Those unicorns that you can't find anywhere,
yeah, just stupid expensive.
You know, if we were to pool our alcohol money,
we could probably buy an investment home.
We could probably buy a small island.
We could probably buy a-
Epstein's.
Epstein's Island.
We could buy a rental home, a rental condo
on Miami Beach. Anyway, well, talk about
the bourbon real quick.
Yes, so it's Rebecca Creek Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
It's 10 years old, and that is the number one reason
why I picked it up.
It's because it's 10 years old.
It's most, most bourbons you get that are aged that long,
they just have a really solid, smooth taste to it.
Oh, I see.
Nice and rich.
I was hoping it'd be a little stronger.
I mean, it's a little low for us, you know, 90.
I don't want to sound like a snob, but you know.
Still tasty, still very good.
It is just as tasty as those 100, 110 plus.
I disagree with that.
I don't.
I think it does have a good taste to it, but I would-
It could've been at 110.
What could it have been?
What would that taste like at 110?
I think it'd be more potent, obviously.
Yeah, anyway, it's, this is distilled and bottled
down in San Antonio.
San Antonio. I know, I like that.
I like that it's a local Texas bourbon.
So it's the same aroma as a, like a trail mix,
as what they're insinuating, you know.
What is it?
It's the aromas that you would get from a trail mix.
Like peanuts, you know, caramel dips, salted pretzels,
toffee, coffee, peanuts, chocolate.
Everything you'd find in a trail mix is in that.
Chocolate frappe?
Yeah, it says caramel dip, salted pretzels,
toffee coated peanuts, chocolate frappe, frappe,
toffee chips, and toasted coconut.
That is literally a trail mix.
So anyways, this 10 year Rebecca Creek,
I give it a six.
I would go higher.
I'd give it a seven and a half.
Yeah, I think I'd give it a seven.
Well, the only reason I don't go higher
is because of the proof.
Yeah, but it's not about the proof.
I mean, what's the point of the proof?
In my opinion.
To get a buzz, to get drunk?
No, in my opinion, I think the higher proof
whiskeys, Ford slash bourbons offer a,
offer more depth in the taste.
A richer flavor.
Yeah.
Not to say this one's bad, but.
But what if you had no idea what the proof of this is?
What would you honestly say the proof is?
You could still go, because.
I would do.
Star Wars.
Because it's got a bite, it's got a tiny bit of a burn,
and it's super rich.
Why put two big cubes in mine?
I would definitely put it over 100 proof.
Not knowing.
I'd say 87.
If I had,
tops 91.3.
All right, so put it back on Rebecca's screen.
Where is the Rebecca?
Is there a creek or something?
Yeah, you said it was a.
Rebecca Creek distillery.
It was a limestone aquifer.
Yeah, that pulls the water from the hill country.
Are you able to scroll down?
Edwards, no, it says on the back.
I can just read it.
So a bourbon whiskey.
Edwards aquifer, yeah.
Edwards aquifer.
Which is in the hill country.
In the hill country, yeah, the limestone filtered water.
Somewhere around San Antonio.
The charred oak barrel gives bourbon a distinctive,
so they're just giving some random general,
but look at the, the Glen Cairn Canadian whiskey glasses.
Wow, so does that say Canadian?
Yeah, it did, it said Canadian whiskey.
Interesting.
The Canadian whiskey glass.
So what is the difference between, so.
It's got a, doesn't have the stem on it.
Well, I'm curious if the Glen Cairn
is a Canadian type glass.
Because.
Glen Cairn is what, Irish?
I don't know.
British?
It's called ish.
Well, it's called ish.
Glen Cairn.
Well, I don't think it's Canadian.
I think it's just the style, maybe, maybe.
Now we're talking about the glass?
Yeah, the glass.
Really?
So I wonder, so there are some distilleries here
that we can visit because Garrison Brothers
is not very far from San Antonio.
No, it isn't.
You're gonna have to talk in your microphone.
And so.
We could totally do a, you know how the bourbon,
you know, the bourbon tour.
So you're saying.
We could totally do a Texas bourbon tour.
We could, because there's places,
there's Balcones in Waco, there's Nine Bandit in Austin,
there's Rebecca Creek in San Antonio,
there's Garrison Brothers in High, is that where it's at?
Which is like an hour northwest.
You're right, we could totally do,
and then grab some wood and come back.
We have to do one a day.
Don't get crazy.
One a day, you wanna do this in five days?
Yeah, it'd be like a week.
Well, hold on, do you wanna do this in a day?
Two tops.
Probably two days.
And then on the way back,
we grab a whole thing of wood from the mill.
Here's what I think.
And come back.
I think that, you wouldn't wanna crunch that much,
because you're gonna wanna sample it.
You wanna have to enjoy it.
I'd wanna, I'd probably do two.
Well, the tours only take half hour, 45 minutes.
We could totally do like.
It's not an all day affair.
No, it isn't.
Well.
Oh.
I was thinking it could be.
But I like where we're going with this.
Yeah.
It's one of those things we're gonna talk about,
but never do.
Dudes like us.
We're not gonna do it.
We've opened up a new chapter,
for our fans out there, all two.
Thanks, Mom and Dad.
Our fans out there, we've acquired.
I have that downstairs, a Chanid Rock vodka.
It's actually very good.
A CNC machine that we put a router and end,
or an etcher on there.
So we're starting to do some crafts.
And Mr. Paul over here, found a source for picking up
some wood, the offcuts.
They're not offcuts.
They're scuts and offcuts.
You know, when you get the lumber,
and it's coming in the tree form,
well, they slice off the bark,
and they move it 90 degrees, or shift it over 90 degrees,
and they cut it again.
And the offcuts of that is what we're picking up.
So we've got these.
Look at the bark on one side.
Yeah, it's very flat.
It's very flat.
It's got the bark on one side.
Yeah, it's very flat on one side,
and it's got the bark on the other.
It's flat and beautiful on one side,
and it's got a rustic, cool, natural bark on the other.
Right.
And it's super cheap.
We're gonna come up with,
so I think we need to tie that in, just like you said.
We need to go get a trailer full of the wood,
and we need to do it soon.
I mean, and then where are we gonna store it?
I think over at Paul's, he's got the thing.
We just need to get a tarp or two,
depending on how big the pile is.
Here's my fear of that,
is that it's going to create an ecosystem
over at Paul's house.
Pardon?
Underneath the tarp.
It just, it doesn't matter.
Even if there's not a tarp, it'd be in the pile.
What about if it's, of course, yeah,
because it's just in a pile down in,
wherever this is at, right?
Yeah.
So it'd be kinda, I don't know.
I mean, I'm trying to figure out where we can process this.
I was thinking maybe we could get a storage unit.
Is there something we can build
that would be better for wood storage?
You could build like a...
A shed?
No, seriously, like a shed that,
and keep it off the ground.
You know, vacuum packing the...
Vacuum packing?
Yeah, let's do that.
With your food saver?
A gigantic food saver.
That's ridiculous, but it'd be fun.
It would be fun for you.
There's gonna be wildlife and insects
and all kinds of shit, so we're gonna,
you have to be careful, right?
Because the brown ray clues
and all that shit's gonna be in there.
No, I'm just saying, if we wanted to build a shed
on that side of my house,
and then we store the wood elevated on shelves.
Like a lean-to?
Like a lean-to.
I'm not a fan of that.
With palm fronds.
And this is me, sheds period in Texas,
give me the willies.
You know, it's just a...
It's an ecosystem for rats, mice.
How is that any different than throwing a tarp on the wood
just laying on the ground?
Agreed.
So what's the solution?
I don't know, I'm trying to come up with it.
I'm thinking...
Even in a storage shed, you're still gonna get the...
Even in a storage shed, you'd have the same thing,
but at least...
Less of it.
Possibly, I think you'd have more rats
because you're inside.
I think outside you'd have more bugs and shit.
No, there's no rats getting in my shed.
No way, not the way I'm gonna build it.
It's hermetically sealed?
Absolutely.
Like the biodome?
Well, hold on.
Yeah, like the biodome.
That's exactly what I was thinking, a biodome.
I thought if we...
I wanna build a bio lean-to.
Were to get the machinery down
and we dig a hole in the backyard
and we were to do the underground.
We're doing a prepper cellar.
Hey man, tornado shelter.
Just to store wood.
We wanna...
This dude.
Oh.
I can see it now, my wife's like,
you wanna spend 80,000 on what?
We're gonna place to keep the wood.
Well, it needs to be cool, it needs to be dry.
It's coming out of our dudes like...
And if Russia attacks us, we can also be safe down there.
Yes.
Yeah, and plus I was thinking we can have
like a gun range down there.
Bullying alley.
It's like a hundred yards.
No, not a bowling alley.
Yeah, like a 40 foot skee ball.
No, maybe a shuffle board.
Laser tag.
Ah, we can put a laser tag down in my bomb shelter.
Have you played laser tag lately?
It's so stupid.
No, laser tag is fantastic.
We just go...
Have you played it?
Yeah, you just sit there, exactly.
You just sit there and you blast the person
standing next to you over and over and over again.
It's like, what's the fun of that?
Have you played it lately?
Oh.
Oh, has it changed?
They changed the rules.
So now the laser burns?
No.
You really killed a person.
The difference is, is that we would die.
Yes.
Because we would run 10 feet and be done.
Sniped.
Okay, I don't do that.
I hide.
Are we quick scope?
First off, I find it to be...
I'm telling you.
I get scared and go fetal and just hide in the corner.
I play with Austin when we go down there sometimes
and I'm freaking, I'm out of breath.
It's like, I have to stop.
I don't give a fuck.
And that's why you hide, is because you can't breathe.
So you get out of shape and can't breathe at laser tag.
Oh dude, yeah.
Really?
Okay, again, when was the last time you played laser tag?
Back when I was skinny.
Okay.
Jeff?
What about six years ago?
Back when he was skinny?
When the boys were doing it.
Doing what?
Well, six years ago, Steve.
Probably.
Doing it.
Once my boys started doing it,
I said, I'm gonna go play laser tag.
I can't handle this.
I'm getting out of the house.
It's too noisy.
Laser tag's actually kind of fun.
You know, you gotta keep moving though.
You gotta keep moving.
And there's all my survive.
Just shucking jive.
If you're gonna start giving us laser tag tips,
I'm gonna. Oh dude, look.
I'm signing off.
The best thing to do is juke.
You are, he's giving us laser tag tips.
This is sincere.
First off, dudes like us don't play laser tag.
Dudes like us can play laser tag if you know how.
You gotta go in there with duct tape.
Oh, shut up.
To cover up the sensors.
You're cheating.
You're such a freaking cheater.
Now you're getting it.
And all those kids get pissed off.
What the hell, what's the point?
How could you have zero?
Are you serious?
Please tell me you're kidding.
I've never done it, but I've always wanted to.
Oh my God, be quiet.
But can you imagine coming up with a little sensor
and the little kids be like, yeah.
You know what?
I have a story for that.
Oh boy, oh yeah.
One time me. You share.
One time I'm in a big camp.
Me and dad, me and my dad were playing laser tag.
And it's just me and him because it's 10 at night
and no one's playing laser tag at main event at 10 at night.
Is that what it puts you down?
Well, yeah, it's same day.
Same day.
It was just the two of you playing laser tag?
Same day that he watched me while,
shot me while I was limping away
because I tripped on a ramp.
In the back.
So he's running, he trips.
I go over there and shoot him.
And that's all he's doing.
He's laughing at me, shooting me.
But I run away, I come back and I,
he looked funny, but I didn't question it.
He had put his vest under his shirt.
This is what I'm talking about.
You're a cheater.
You can't do that kind of stuff.
You know, I didn't, used to be like this,
but Jeff inspired me.
Me?
Really?
He did.
Yeah, the gingerbread house?
Yes, totally.
No, I learned from the master right here
because the laser tag was well before the gingerbread house.
The gingerbread cheater.
No, no, no.
He got with me before that.
I'm the only one that's never been accused of cheating.
During Christmas time, everyone had blindfolds on.
I had one on.
Huh?
I had one on.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, you sure did until you didn't.
It was not a neck kerchief.
It was to cover your eyes.
I think Sean's deflecting from his shirt
covering up the laser tag.
No, he brings up a good point.
You cheated during the Christmas gingerbread competition.
I admit it, he's not admitting it.
God, who does that?
I did.
Why?
Because I didn't want to deal with it.
You just wanted to deal with it.
And you know what the funny part was?
Like we all had train wrecks.
Do you know what the funny part was?
Mine had gone through.
He needed scissors, he reached over there
and picked them up.
He didn't like feel for the scissors on the table.
He went straight to the scissors
and picked up the scissors.
Yeah.
It was funny as hell.
But we all took our blindfolds off
and we're inspecting our creation.
Mine was immaculate.
Mine was like a category five hurricane, right?
And another one was like completely just.
And then we all turned and looked at yours
and we're like, oh my.
It was funny.
Yeah, we were all like, oh my God, that's amazing.
It was just like, he had enough time.
And you're like, exactly, you were like,
yeah, you know what, I'm good with this kind of stuff.
The gumballs on top.
I know.
He had time to do everything.
You were so full of shit.
I had a backyard pool and.
A little ladder.
The slide.
Santa was going down the chimney.
God, anyway.
Cheater.
You think, so here's the other thing about Liquor King
coming all full circle here.
The things that we saw the last time we were there,
we're like, oh, we gotta have that.
It may not be there.
No, it.
So we have no idea.
By the time we have the points that we have,
we're gonna be looking at the board, so to speak.
We may have to wait.
And then, and they're just like, you know,
there's nothing we really want up there.
Yeah, we may have to wait.
Because it's not just bourbons.
They have all sorts of stuff up there.
Most of it, 90% of it's bourbon.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought there was some.
There's scotch as an Irish whiskey.
Yeah, I thought there was some rare scotch.
Something like that.
Could be, but most of it's bourbon.
Like all the wellers.
You get the Blanton's in there, I wouldn't get the Blanton's.
It's gonna be a very difficult purchase.
Is that overrated?
I think it kinda is.
I've never had it, but from what you said,
and just what other people have told me, it's just like.
It wasn't bad, but I mean, dude, we've gone through,
we tried 140 bourbons, and there were many that were better.
Many.
Right.
It's not worth spending 300 bucks on a bottle of.
Well, it's normally 50, 60 bucks.
Hey, you know what?
I think I'm gonna quit my job.
And I'm going to be hired on as a bartender somewhere
in a really nice place.
Well, you can.
Snag a bottle.
Well, you can tout your.
No, that way you guys can come sit at the bar
and we can sample everything.
But you can tout your resume.
Cruz.
Jean Cruz.
That was, oh yeah.
Oh, you can totally, I mean, they'll probably know you.
Are you Jean Cruz?
Oh, well, they're from the 80s, they knew me.
Oh, they'll know you.
I'd be like cocktails, baby.
You need to get a job with like rare books.
Flipping the bottles and stuff.
The Ruba, Jamaica.
Oh, that's the wrong one.
Yeah.
That's not it?
No, that was Rain Man.
What was?
That was.
What are you talking about?
What was your question?
No, no, Rain Man, that song.
Ruba, Jamaica.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's the Beach Boys.
That was Cocktail.
No, that was.
It was the Beach Boys.
Who was the girl in Cocktail?
Was that Elizabeth Shue?
Elizabeth Shue, yes.
I've never seen Cocktail and I love Elizabeth Shue.
I need to go back and watch it.
She's the girlfriend in.
Elizabeth Shue.
The Saint. Back to the Future.
Back to the Future.
Yeah, she replaced the original girl.
And the Chronicid.
Well, she had a Chronicid too, yeah.
Correct, yeah.
Okay, what are you doing with your fingers?
Interesting.
I was doing the crane kick.
Yeah, what the hell?
The fingers.
I thought we had a heart attack
and a little cerebral palsy.
Did you hear that the karate people rescinded,
they no longer recognize Putin's karate belt?
Well, he's like seventh degree belt of some.
And they removed that honor from him.
What?
With the Ukraine thing.
Dude.
All in Ukraine.
It's very interesting, like how the world's responding
to this, like shutting down airspace.
It's so difficult.
People are dumping out Russian vodka.
People are, countries are saying
Russian planes can't land there.
I mean, they're really.
That's an act of war.
The sports world is like totally tearing up the Russian.
FIFA kicked them out of the World Cup.
Kicked them out of the World Cup
and all the tournaments and everything.
You know, I love it.
I love to see the unity behind the outrage.
I'm a little nervous because here's the thing.
He's gonna get back into a corner.
He's fucking 70 something years old.
He made a statement the other day saying,
hey, you know what, I just don't wanna live in a world
without a Russia.
Who says that?
Yeah, he's kind of psycho.
That's my point.
That's what they're worried about.
And it's not gonna send a nuke and be like,
here's the lesson, I'm gonna send a nuke.
No, he's sending them all.
Yeah, they're saying he's kind of getting back
into a corner and they're not sure what he's gonna do.
I think it'll be cyber.
So if I'm sitting here at work
and also my power goes out.
You're gonna be like.
I'll be like, damn it.
It happened.
Putin attacked.
I don't know.
And the thing is, you know, and again,
I'm basing this off of a book I read
that what happens if the US's power goes out for 30 days?
We all die.
What do you think would happen?
I bet millions of people would die.
They would die.
Well, the food supply.
Would stop.
Some people would starve, yes.
Yeah, and we'd have water issues
because the water wouldn't be clean
because we have processing plants that do that.
Yeah.
God, what a great question.
You know, they always talk about preppers
and having to try food to make that last 20 years,
all that kind of shit.
I'm not ready.
I could probably last a week.
That's what I said.
It was a book I read.
It was like that exact scenario.
They took out the entire power grid in the US.
And millions of people died within the first 30 days.
My brother was talking about this.
I don't think it is fiction.
He was saying, his response was, I'm gonna live.
Who?
My brother.
He says, I'll live right through it.
I don't have a problem with it.
It says, because guess what?
When I run out of food, I'm taking yours.
Not me, but his neighbors.
See, and that's why people need to have guns in their house.
That's true.
Because when it gets zombie crazy,
people are desperate, and they're coming for your food,
and you're trying to eat your children.
Fight or flight.
Yeah.
You gotta knock the zombies down.
Yeah.
So how does one, I guess you gotta boil your water.
You gotta boil your water, but on what?
You have to get a fire, on a wood.
You know how to start a fire without matches?
You just whack off and take the friction.
Oh, the friction.
Oh, the friction from your, oh, really?
So your penis gets really hot,
and you just touch it to the wood?
Yeah, that's a whole visual.
Wouldn't that take a long time?
Oh, I've got really fast forms.
I mean, if it's that hot, just stick it to water.
Oh, you just get friction that fast.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, your form.
No, my forearms are.
Forearms.
Yeah, they're like Popeye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Popeye arm.
I got you.
That's your thing.
I don't know, I mean, you have to,
that is an interesting notion.
30 days without power, most of the kids would go insane
because they don't have any outlet.
They would.
Video games.
I think they would.
Gaming systems.
Gaming systems, pretty quick.
Yeah, they would.
They wouldn't know what to fucking do.
Oh, no, they wouldn't, but I think.
They'd go play kickball.
No, they would not.
But they play hopscotch.
But your job would go away, right?
There's no more job.
I wonder if they would require you to pay your.
Your premiums.
Your bank.
Your bank notes.
Your bank note.
How would you pay it?
You're late on your health insurance.
No one's gonna be able to pull money out.
Oh.
ATMs don't work, banks can't do whatever.
They're all computerized.
So how are you gonna go in there and go,
yeah, I wanna pull out all my money in this account.
I'm gonna cash in my 401K.
This is a very uplifting conversation.
Well, it's a reality check.
But you know what, it kinda is.
Well, it's 30 days.
You think a month. 30 days of no power.
If it went out March 1st, by April 1st,
how many people would be dead?
Okay, so hold on.
So pumps don't work.
Phones wouldn't work.
No, nothing would work.
Phones and pumps.
Well, you're viewable.
So in other words, you run.
Until you run out of gas.
So you run out of gas.
You can't get fuel.
Well, Jeff will have his cycling program set up.
They'll have a workout facility.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where all the people are cycling and generating power.
Yes, correct.
And then we also have masks on the assholes of cows.
Yes. Correct.
So all those solar people are just like, suck it.
Suck it.
Like you were gonna live at your house.
Right.
Because you're solar.
Yeah, but it won't run without power.
That's funny how that works.
It won't.
There's inverters that run on power.
Yeah, but could you jerry-rig it
to where it could run on itself?
That your solar panels could run.
You would have to have big batteries.
I'm sure some MIT person could come to my house and do that.
I don't know how to do that.
You're an engineer.
I could hardwire for you.
I'll hardwire for you.
You have to regulate the power somehow.
Take the electronics part of it out of the collision.
There's inverters that take the power from the solar panels
and convert it into usable power.
Yeah, you just can't hotwire it.
Yeah, you can't just stick it straight in.
Bees up on my roof.
You see Shaka flying off.
That's a hot one.
I'm a real boy.
We'd figure it out.
No, really, because you just gotta bypass it.
Charge up the batteries.
And as long as your output is what, 12 volt, 24 volt?
How many batteries do you have?
Dude, let's not even speculate on how you can hotwire
my solar panels, because I don't think that's a good option.
But I guess we could get on YouTube,
but we have no power in this scenario.
That's why you gotta figure it all out now.
So I have to come up with a plan to hotwire
my solar panels before the power gets nuked.
Correct.
So doesn't an EMP do that?
An electromagnetic pulse?
EMP does, but they'll just hack and shut down the grid.
You don't have to have an EMP anymore.
Well, an EMP doesn't last forever, though.
Oh, an EMP fuses everything together.
It makes it ruined.
It has the potential to.
Fries your...
Oh, you have a way to stop it.
No, I'm just saying, it doesn't always.
Sometimes it just, how do you even know
how those damn things work?
I think they melt, it melts electronics.
I don't know how.
The electronics?
Is that a neutron bomb?
No.
Well, it doesn't do anything to the human body,
but it does stuff to the...
Look that up, Mr. Producer.
EMP, how does that...
Speaking of bombs and stuff.
Now, Putin is, he is delivering bombs or...
Shoot bombs.
Federal legal.
Yes.
Vacuum.
That suck the oxygen out of the...
Vacuum bombs.
Apparently it makes your insides explode or just compress.
They breathe, the people breathe whatever's going on
and it makes their lungs kind of explode, yes.
Yeah.
What the hell?
That's wrong.
They shouldn't be using that.
That's, actually it is illegal.
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
It's illegal against the Geneva Convention?
Yes, it does.
How does an EMP work?
When detonated, an EMP weapon
produces a pulse of energy that creates a powerful magnetic,
electromagnetic field capable of short circuiting
wide range of electronic equipment,
particularly computer satellites, radios, radar receivers,
and even civilian traffic lights.
See, what would we do?
Would we go to an automatic four way stop
where everybody has to stop and stuff like that?
Like a stop sign?
Yeah, see we die right there.
Does an EMP permanently destroy electronics?
An energetic EMP can temporarily upset
or permanently damage electronic equipment
by generating high voltage and high current surges.
Demi-conductor components are particularly at risk.
The effects of damage can range from imperceptible
to the eye, to devices literally blowing apart.
So there's a wide range of effects.
So knowing my luck, everything in my house will be destroyed.
Totally destroyed.
So it's called thermal barric weapons.
Including my new ninja foodie.
That's the vacuum, that's the vacuum.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Well he just, he blew one up not too,
I was reading the article,
because I was like, what the hell is a vacuum bomb?
I've never heard of it.
It's a thermal barric.
And he blew one up not too long ago as a test, I think.
And it was the father of all bombs.
Because you know, you have the MOAB, mother of all bombs.
That, the daisy cutter, right?
Yes.
And I guess the father of all bombs,
this thermal barric, is even bigger than that.
He said it was the equivalent power of a nuclear bomb.
A small nuclear bomb.
Right.
Good for him.
So you're talking about the thermal barric bomb.
The thermal barric, yeah, Putin blew one up.
So he's gonna drop one of those somewhere in Ukraine?
So basically what this is, the first stage charge
distributes in aerosol.
That's the same thing.
It's made up of very fine material
from a carbon-based fuel to tiny metal particles.
So the first stage charge distributes in aerosol,
made up of very fine materials from a carbon-based fuel
to tiny metal particles.
The second charge ignites that cloud,
creating a fireball, a huge shockwave,
and the vacuum will suck all the surrounding oxygen out.
That blast wave can last for significantly longer
than a conventional explosive
and is capable of vaporizing human bodies.
Just like, gone.
That's great.
Yeah, what I saw is that,
is the initial vapor enters buildings.
So it goes inside the buildings,
and then it ignites,
and then everything inside the building is gone.
So you think I'm safe inside the building,
or safer maybe.
Right.
And all of a sudden.
But wherever this gas can go is at risk.
Yeah, and then all of a sudden everything sucks out,
and your lungs get pulled through your mouth,
and the whole nine yards.
So do you think anything can happen in this Ukrainian war
that gets America pulled in?
No.
What can happen?
Well, if they start unearthing evidence
of Biden's wrongdoings.
Under Biden.
Well, Hunter and Joe.
He may throw people in there now,
so we can't let that out.
I mean, well, right now,
based on what I just shared with you from AON News said
that now they have just named Joe Biden
potential criminal charges.
They got charges against Joe Biden
because of the quid pro quo,
but they didn't say it because of that.
He basically forced Ukraine to fire the investigator
that was charged to investigate Hunter Biden's happenings
with the Ukrainian Energy Committee, whatever.
He said he would not release like,
three billion dollars in aid.
That was a billion dollars.
A billion?
Yeah, a billion dollars.
He would not release a billion dollars in aid
until they fired the prosecutor who was going after his son.
Well, you don't have the authority to do that.
Well, yes, I do.
And then do you hear the video of him bragging about it?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, it was like a news conference, yeah.
No, no, I don't think it was a news conference.
It was a leaked footage of him in some,
given a closed door.
Yeah, he was like, well, I said,
I'm gonna be on the time map for six hours.
And he was like, son of a bitch, that was-
Did they say I couldn't fire him?
What did I do?
I fired him.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
I got it done.
Yeah, he's a narcissist.
He needs to go.
Trump is a narcissist too.
Yeah, of course.
But man-
I think most folks who go for president are.
I'm not saying all, but they have the ego.
You gotta be a little bit, but I just, I don't see it.
I don't understand.
I mean, the fact that we are, what did he say?
He said during the speech yesterday
that he's gonna pull out the 60 million barrels
to help out the world.
That does nothing.
It does nothing.
That's three days of fuel for the United States.
That's nothing.
We do 20 million barrels a day.
It does absolutely nothing.
Yeah. Three million.
So it's like, you know, if you really wanna do something,
why don't you re-enroll the Keystone pipeline
and put those, cause they were like saying,
the Department of Energy woman, she was kinda like,
oh yeah, we're gonna build this new thing in,
is it Ohio?
The Intel plant?
The Intel plant.
And we're gonna put in 10,000 people, 15,000,
employ 15,000 people.
You knocked out 50,000 people
by taking the Keystone pipeline out of line, offline.
Yeah, their argument now is,
well, it's gonna take two years
before that Keystone comes online.
No, it'll be.
Oh no, it's.
But that's what they're saying, the Democrats.
It's completely dismantled now.
I mean, we're not dismantled, but I mean,
to get it started up again would take another month.
A two month.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Well, this could be ANWR, remember ANWR?
Vaguely, is that a dam?
That's the Alaska where they were gonna drill up
in Alaska.
Oh, okay.
Right, just huge deposit of oil.
Oh, right.
And the libs and the environmentalists knocked it down
a decade ago or more.
Right.
And I saw on the news,
it was probably the five yesterdays or whatever,
they're like, if ANWR were to pass,
that would have been online
and we would have had 100% pure American oil.
Right.
Fueling us right now.
So ANWR, is that the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge?
Yeah, yes.
So they're gonna drill on it.
It got shot down.
So let's talk about, I mean,
I get the whole idealistic green energy,
like, you know, all that kind of shit,
green, clean energy, whatever,
but Keystone Pipeline,
what would have been the motivation for Biden
to shut that down?
Really, what's the agenda behind this?
This is a huge chess game.
So in my opinion, shutting that pipeline down
and then two months later,
allowing Putin to do his pipeline
and circumvent Ukraine out of the mix
so that he can run his oil and fuel
to Germany and Europe and supply them
and circumvent Ukraine.
So are you saying that he deliberately,
he deliberately made America dependent?
There is something going on.
I'm telling you, there's a lot of unknowns here.
I'm gonna agree with you because it doesn't make sense.
There's a chess game.
Like I mentioned the last podcast,
you've got the Clintons
and I don't necessarily wanna say the Clintons,
but you guys, somebody authorized 20% of our plutonium
to go to Russia for some reason.
I don't know.
It makes no sense.
And I'm like, okay, well, look,
if you don't wanna throw stones at Hillary,
you don't wanna blame her.
I don't give a fuck who you blame,
but the fact of the matter is the United States
gave 20% of our uranium, not plutonium,
uranium to Russia.
Whatever, it's there now, they have it.
So you've got that and then months later,
Biden shuts down or a couple years later,
it's all a chess game.
What is the end game?
What are they trying to do?
Let's just brainstorm this for a second.
So by shutting down the pipeline,
Keystone pipeline,
maybe he's deliberately preventing United States
from being able to be energy independent
and being energy dependent
on countries that he's made deals with.
Right?
That's kinda where this is heading.
I think that's happening now,
but this goes back years and years and years and years.
Now Biden's been in government for fricking 45 years.
I mean, so really, is it a green ideology
or is there a long game where they promise Russia
closed door deals, the Biden family will be rich
for billionaires for generations?
I think that plays into it.
But I think the end goal of the Democrats, the liberals,
is I want gas prices to get so high
that people start adopting
and will be more accepting of the green fuel.
And shutting down the Keystone pipeline
is part of that.
What green fuel?
Solar, wind, whatever it is.
Anything but fossil fuels.
So, don't make it so expensive.
That they have to do it.
All right, batteries, I'm gonna have to get the battery
because I can't afford gas anymore.
You might be right.
I think you're right because otherwise
it would be so sinister
and so unbelievably selling your country out
just for your selfish.
But that's exactly what they're doing
because I don't agree with the green stuff
because everybody really knows,
the only people that don't know
are the people that are drinking the Kool-Aid.
Everyone knows that it takes more fossil fuels
to charge the electrical cars.
Period. Of course.
So the notion that we're gonna have these.
People don't think of that.
Well, that's my point.
They don't think about it.
We're talking about what is the big picture here.
That is the facade.
That's the farce.
That's what they're trying to say
the direction we're going
and that's the reason why we're doing.
But that can't be because we know that's wrong.
That's a lie.
Well, but here's the thing.
It depends.
So having electric cars, the majority of electric cars
on the road definitely cuts down on emissions.
I know what you're gonna say
but those emissions are gonna come from the power plants.
But the reality is, I was asking my sister.
Are you saying the power plants are cleaner?
No.
So my sister has a Tesla.
And so I was asking her, I was like,
well, look at me, I've got a Tesla.
So I was like, and she doesn't drive it.
She drives a Nissan, I mean, the Toyota Pathfinder.
Well, let's all be honest.
We all would own a Tesla because they're cool.
Nah, I mean, you know what?
Locally, yeah, totally.
They're not bad, they're not bad.
Anyway, so I asked her, how long does it take to charge?
And was there a major increase in your electricity bill?
Like, did you notice?
I mean, that's really what it boils down to.
It is the number of kilowatts
that your house is now being charged for.
And she said, no, we never know
it's gonna increase in our electricity bill.
So if that's true, then this argument of,
you know, well, power plants are running.
Is that what she said?
Yeah, she said her electricity bill did not go up
now that she's charging her Tesla.
I think we're...
So I don't think it's as dramatic
as we're making it sound like, where...
I think there are some people who think,
I'm gonna drive this because it's 100% green.
I disagree.
I'm driving, there are people out there that drive...
No, I'm not with that.
That I drive this because it's 100% green
because they can't see beyond,
but what's actually powering my car?
Okay, but it may not...
They can't see that.
I get it, but it may not be 100% green,
but it's definitely...
In California...
If you're not using more electricity
than you normally do or not much, right,
then the fact that your car does not emit shit
is better for the environment.
That's what you're arguing.
In California, they are prohibiting you
from recharging your electrical cars
because of the rolling blackouts.
They're like, all right, from this time to this time,
you're not allowed to charge your cars.
What? That goes for any electricity usage.
I mean, brownouts.
Brownouts up there.
It's our current infrastructure.
If we went full electric, it couldn't support it.
Do you know the for-effect?
Yes, I studied it.
You are, I knew it.
I knew it.
I pulled the encyclopedia.
You were withholding this information.
I had an encyclopedia Britannica, and I looked at it.
There are so many other variables involved.
Did you actually read that somewhere?
Where are you going to dispose all those batteries?
Well, that's the thing.
To replace a battery?
Do you know how much it costs to replace a battery
in one of those cars?
It's like seven to 10 grand.
Yeah, over 10 grand.
Well, I mean, that is on the consumer to pay for it.
I mean, that makes the cost of ownership for a Tesla
more than what they would maybe expect.
But that's not an environment thing.
Well, it is, because where does that battery go?
OK, but are you suggesting that the battery leaks
into the environment?
OK, well then, hopefully there's responsible disposal
of the battery.
Right?
You would hope.
But you see where I'm going with this.
I mean, where is that going to be?
Because based on what I was reading,
is that these batteries are huge.
They're about the size of this fucking table.
And that's bigger than the Tesla car, though.
No.
I'm kidding.
Go ahead.
No, it's the entire bottom of the car.
Yeah, these are interesting.
Well, it's not one little 9 volt.
It's disturbing, because there are,
you know, the fact of the matter is we don't trust our government.
Regardless who it is, we don't trust our government.
We don't trust them at all.
And we think that they're pieces of shit.
And we think they're conniving.
And they think they're, it's a huge chess game.
And I think we're dumb.
They do think we're dumb.
Well, you mentioned something on the triple over here, Paul.
They don't care if we're smart or dumb.
They don't care.
You were talking about what's going on in Ukraine
could be eye opening, because there's, you know,
Putin may be frustrated.
And he may, there's a lot of Ukrainians
that are upset with Joe Biden.
And you know, what's in Ukraine that they
don't want to disturb, even to the point
where George Soros was like, well, I
don't think Russia needs to be getting into Ukraine.
He was even critical.
He was even critical of the Russian invasion.
Is there something there?
You know, because I've heard, I've
heard there's black sites there where they've got bio labs.
They've got a naval base there.
Bio labs.
Bio labs, where they create bio weapons.
Oh, like Wuhan?
Like the Ukrainians or the US?
US, the United States of America.
You say Uranians?
I said Ukrainians.
I didn't hear you.
I didn't hear a K there.
The Ukraine.
I didn't hear it.
Now that I think about it.
I heard Uranian.
The Ukraine, craniums, cockhead, those Uraniums.
The Uraniums.
Damn.
Between you and Paul, you fucking
polished off that Rebecca Creek bottle, didn't you, man?
I've been fighting off.
Well, we kill half a bottle every show.
I've been fighting off doing a refill here.
So anyway.
I'm not.
I've got a full drink.
I am not, because I've got my man inspection tomorrow.
Oh.
What?
My anal probe, so.
Jeez, really?
Yes.
Oh, no, not a colonoscopy.
Not a colonoscopy, but the whole yearly physical.
Oh, that's right.
You're going to have the woman play with your balls and stick
her fingers in your head.
Is it a woman, really?
It is a woman.
She doesn't play with my balls.
Small little tiny hands.
She will caress the prostate.
So here's what's interesting.
I thought they jostled the balls and they feel like there's
something going on.
I did some research on this, because we've
had multiple podcasts talking about the size of the finger
and how far it goes up there.
So I did some research.
The average female finger is shorter
than the male's finger, which means
she has to use most of her fist.
Yeah.
The prostate is not a foot up your duodenum.
I think there's something.
Does she use two fingers?
I think there's something else going on here.
So the finger goes in a little bit,
and then the fist goes in in your arm.
Or does she start with the thumb?
I don't believe the prostate is like a full foot into your arm.
I think it goes all the way up to her elbow.
It's like right inside.
It's kind of like.
And you can feel her rub the curvature of it.
I think she tickles the inside of your taint.
It's like pulling a baby horse out of a horse's womb.
I don't know.
She's got to get that big arm sleeve.
Give me this little pencil.
That arm condom.
That's the big thing.
Oh, you like the cows?
She's like.
Yeah.
She put that on.
I'd be like.
Bandover.
Yeah.
She puts a rubber band on it.
Bandover.
We spend a lot of time on doctors
thinking sticking fingers up our records.
Have you yet to do it?
Go with me tomorrow.
That's ridiculous.
We can have a couple's prostate exam.
I've had it done.
But in fact.
I've yet to have the.
I think we've covered that too.
What is it?
The prostate.
Not the prostate.
What is the.
You get a discount.
A group discount.
What is the one where you got to go in there
and you do the stick the thing in your butt.
Colonoscopy.
Yeah.
I haven't got a colonoscopy yet.
You're supposed to do that when you turn 50.
And we already got mad at you about that.
Well, I mean, it's in the work, working to get done.
What's that mean?
Well, I have.
This is not a five year plan.
Well, I mean, you call the doctor and you say,
I would like a colonoscopy the very next day.
Did you?
Yeah.
And I scheduled it the very next day.
And they were like, great.
So we'll see you in April.
I said, OK, that's good.
That's OK.
All right.
I'm encouraged.
And it's not.
It's not bad.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't schedule the colonoscopy.
I school.
Physical.
I scheduled a full physical.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Then from there, what you'll do is
you'll get the referral to the colonoscopy.
That's where they'll have all the fun.
The actual procedure is not that bad.
It's the day before that is so bad.
It's no big deal.
No big deal.
It really is.
Dude, I'm going to die of ass cancer.
Just because you're terrified of somebody
sticking their finger.
That's how Farrah Fawcett died.
Well, I mean, my grandfather died of ass cancer.
OK, but that's different than.
But she was good looking.
Right.
I don't really compute on this one.
Yes.
Well, she died of ass cancer for.
Was it because she had.
Her prostate was enlarged.
Well, she had anal cancer.
Yeah, but she died of.
How do you get anal cancer?
I don't know how you get to smoke.
That's like colon cancer.
But it's like on your anus, I guess.
I don't know.
Hold on.
There's not anus cancer.
There's anal cancer.
That's like chapped lips.
What the hell, man?
Really?
I mean, is that really a thing?
How did Farrah Fawcett die?
She didn't have anus cancer.
She had colon cancer.
It says anal cancer.
Well, that's probably from the butt lube she was using.
Had some carcinogens in it.
Yeah, a little carcinogenic little butt lube.
Yeah.
From the sit and spin she would use.
Farrah Fawcett, F-A-R-R-A.
Great.
H.
Wow, we're just trampling all over that beautiful woman's
grave.
Well, you know what?
Look at that.
Liver.
Of anal cancer.
Anal cancer.
So hold on.
I want a little elaboration on that.
So what is anal cancer?
Is it anal?
Does that mean it's like two inches in?
That sounds awful.
It says it was caused by HPV.
What is HPV?
Oh, no.
Human papillona virus.
That's where they were trying to force a teen girl.
The papillona virus.
Hold on.
Sean, that was the one where they were trying to force teen
girls to get the vaccine.
Yeah.
HPV vaccine.
I guess it causes.
They're trying to mandate it.
It causes anal and cervical cancer.
Shit.
That's no way for a beautiful woman to die.
Women have it a little bit harder
than we do when it comes to certain things.
Regions.
Yeah.
I wouldn't want to deal with the whole mess
they got going down there.
You know, cervix cancer is, yeah, geez.
Yeah.
Well, we have testicular cancer.
I'll just cut those fuckers off.
They're in my wife's purse anyways.
She wears them around the neck as earrings.
You know what?
I asked my brother that when I did my long,
we should talk about my trek to Tucson.
But I asked about, do they cut off the balls
when they do testicular cancer?
I don't think so.
I have no idea.
I don't know either.
They do.
They put some falsies in there.
We should cover that in the next podcast.
All right.
We can do that.
Noted.
All right, dudes, I guess.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
We failed to introduce this.
We just did.
A little late.
Bye bye.
Rebecca Craig.
Back I guess I should call home.