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because it was excessive.

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Have you watched Ted Lasso? No.

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Okay, then I won't say. Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.

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What I was going to say is the

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Game of Thrones shame nun.

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She is the big blonde broad in

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Ted Lasso. She looks quite different in Ted Lasso.

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You know, we need to talk about new shows. My wife and I have been watching

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some new shows that hold on that we haven't.

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Before you dive into the new shows you come up with.

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This bitch Ted Lasso show and who's the big bitch?

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Is it Hannah Waddington? Yes.

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Are you talking about Breanne?

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She plays Rebecca on Ted Lasso.

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Yeah, she's she's tall.

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I think she looks tall.

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You're not talking about Breanne or whatever name.

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She's a big bitch, man. Breanne.

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She's the Breanna Tart.

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Like the she's like mammoth huge.

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Yeah, no, not Brianna Tart from Game of Thrones.

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She was the one who not that was saying shame.

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She was the one that was like like Jeff said, in the nun's outfit and the

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the blonde chick, the sursey had to walk naked.

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She had a sister.

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She had shit food.

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And people were like throwing feces on her.

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And so last night's chicken dumpling soup or the nun.

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The nun dudes are taking turns whacking off on her. Wow.

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They were. Yeah, they were.

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Who was the guys in the?

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And they weren't. Yeah, they were pleasure in themselves.

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And they were not flying feces.

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Some guys get junk out.

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No, we did not.

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You need to go back and rewatch it.

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No, I watched I read the books. So do I.

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And trust me, those were very nice.

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Hannah Waddingham.

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I she's the she's that big woman she played in.

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And why are we going here?

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I don't know, because you said shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

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That was her.

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Anyway, she is a big woman and she's a beautiful big woman.

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But she's also a singer.

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I literally have no idea who you're talking about.

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Well, she's on the screen here.

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Yeah, well, that's a little tiny screen that that, you know,

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because we don't have all the Hannah Waddingham.

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Yeah, that's cool.

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Well, anyway, so she played on she played on several different things.

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Let me humor you.

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Ted Lasso was one of there.

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She is. You're saying she was the nun in Game of Thrones.

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Yeah, she's well, she's very judicious.

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Yeah, she is. And she's interesting.

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She's born in 74, so that makes her worthy.

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That makes your wife, I think, right?

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Now, she's the same.

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Well, let me see. My wife was born in 74 as well.

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So she is. Oh, she's 511.

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Forty six, forty seven.

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Yeah, she's a year younger than my wife.

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She's not that she's not that tall.

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I mean, she's just as tall as I am, but she's a little bit shorter.

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She's not that tall. She's as tall as I am, but a little shorter.

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Same height as P Sessions.

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That was so weird.

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And we say that a lot, but it was such a weird.

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I haven't seen that again.

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I'm not talking about somebody's height.

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I bring it up because it was the strangest thing I've ever seen.

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What we're talking about is that we were we were looking at

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some random actress.

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It doesn't matter who it was.

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We were looking at the height of an actress.

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Random person in Wikipedia or it was

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it was Google.

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No, it was Google.

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And it it's shared how tall they were in a little factoid

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note on the side.

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Same size as Peter Sessions.

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And it was a woman we were looking up.

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Yeah. And I'm like, why would you share that?

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I don't get it.

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I want to find that podcast because we we lacked our asses off.

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It was just so random.

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I've never seen a random ever.

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It was great. It was great.

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It was really funny. OK.

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Anyway, there was something I was well, what's new TV shows?

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Well, TV shows. What are we drinking?

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Oh, yeah. Oh, you're drinking a beer.

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Had a new Chattanooga whiskey.

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No, dude, I got the first beer.

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I got the beer from our first half.

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That's gross. It's still cold.

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It's not. It is not cold.

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It's in my bearded butcher blend.

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See, did you see that they're going to be on Tucker Carlson?

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Are they? Yeah.

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The butchers, the bearded butchers are going to be on Tucker Carlson.

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Because you're going to be doing you met them because I met them

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when they were still just dudes.

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Did you hug them? Yes.

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Were they like half hug man hug or kind of full on

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a bear hug? Yeah. Thrust.

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Full on bear hug thrust. Wow.

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OK, I didn't anticipate they were they were in the back.

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They were in your back.

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I didn't get to meet them.

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They were in the back because there was a big one was in the back.

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Yes. So there was a big window testing you in their strength.

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They're they're butcher area, right?

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Yeah. They were working back there.

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So it's called the cuttileum.

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Not the Whack-a-Torum.

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No, where they cut the cuttileum.

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All right. Sounds very sexual.

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No, it's the place where they cut.

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You guys don't know that.

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What are you stupid?

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I don't believe that. I believe it's called the cut floor.

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Shame. We need that little sound bite.

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No, we don't. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

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Shame. And then a fart.

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We really don't at all.

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That's cool. Look at those guys.

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Look at those beards. That's what you're trying to do, Sean.

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You're trying to make your beard worthy of their beards.

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You know, I was.

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You got to get rid of that thing.

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I'm I'm going to get rid of it.

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I'm just I'm letting it grow.

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You said that a month ago. You did.

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You know what? I don't give a fuck.

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That's where I'm at right now.

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If you lose your car keys, I would check in there.

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Yeah, like Peter Griffin.

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Don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck.

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Don't give a fuck. The family guy.

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Family guy. He grew a beard and they're like birds

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living in it like a nest.

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I've never watched Family Guy, but it sounds funny.

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Oh, it is. I haven't watched it a long time.

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I've never seen it. Oh, my God.

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I know. Dude, you've got we got to watch something from Peter.

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Didn't you show me a clip of Family Guy

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where they're all killing each other in like the cafeteria or something?

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Yes. Yeah, that was that was that was over the top.

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Yeah, it was. But that's what the show is about.

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They talk about all kinds of crazy shit.

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So maybe we ought to type in like something like.

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No, I'll tell you what.

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I haven't laughed as hard when I watched this clip.

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I watched it with Julie downstairs and I laughed so hard.

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It may you may not do it to you guys, but it's so search.

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Family Guy, it the CAC.

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Epic, CAC, epic, CAC.

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How do you spell that?

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I had the cat.

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I know I P it the CAC that right there.

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What is that?

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Oh, that's right. It's a medicine that you take when medicine.

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It makes you want to.

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They I just I do. I just drink something.

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All right. Watch. It's a contest.

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Well, it's it's a contest.

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It's not. But anyway, I watched this.

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I was watching it live on TV and Julia was sitting there with me.

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Guys, I got eight crates of epic.

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CAC from Mort, all on my tab.

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Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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OK, here we go.

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How's everybody doing?

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Good. Good so far.

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All right. All right.

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Nothing yet. Cool. Cool.

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You know, I don't know if you guys had any of that pie already, but that is

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that is some tasty stuff that's from the bake sale that Lois would.

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Yeah. Oh, one down.

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I know somebody who won't be having any.

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I'm starting to feel funny.

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Well, I feel fine. I guess I'm going to.

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Oh, boy. That means I win.

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I get. Oh, God.

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Why did anybody tell you?

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Oh, my God. My insides are on.

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No, please. No more. No more.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm scared.

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This is embarrassing.

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Get the phone. Call 911.

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Lois, Lois, Lois, get in here.

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OK. OK.

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I think it's all gone.

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I think. I don't want to.

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I don't want to.

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Peter, Peter, I need to know how to destroy.

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Oh, man.

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So this is family guy in a nutshell.

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Who wants chowder?

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I don't know. It hit me the right way.

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And I laughed so hard, the kind where you can't breathe and no sounds coming out.

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Oh, my gosh. About 10 years ago.

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I thought it was funny.

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There are so many feeling I has like plus family guy has a lot of crying.

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I'm crying a lot. They tie in like you've never seen.

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So I do get to get to you.

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Don't know who that is. No, no.

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Quagmire. Yeah, we don't have to do Quagmire, but there are so many crazy

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scenarios with Peter Griffin.

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He's this. But the thing I like about family guy is he makes one of everyone.

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Yeah. See, that's that's good.

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You know, he does.

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Well, yeah, the producers put some money to do that for a reason.

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Housekeeping.

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No, yeah, we get we get sucked into watching clips of family guy

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for the rest of the podcast.

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So no, let's not let's not do that.

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It sounds like we're doing that.

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Go away. I come in anyway.

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Yeah. Oh, my God.

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I said no. OK, I clean.

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No, get out of here.

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So this is this is basically it goes all over the place.

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It's not like Homer Simpson.

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It's it's just I mean, he does sex changes.

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He loses all this weight and so they make fun of bellices.

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So make a new body.

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They make fun of everything.

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I mean, it's just that's what I again, it's been a long time.

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It's been on for a very long time.

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It actually got it was on Fox and it got canceled.

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Really? Yeah. And it was off for a couple of years.

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Well, but it got canceled for a reason.

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It got canceled over some political shit, I think.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Oh, I don't know. They compare Valerie Jarrett to the plant of the ape.

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No, no, but they they but they they it's similar to the

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oh, my gosh, what is the cartoon they have with a little

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Kevin Kenny that dies South Park.

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It's similar to that a little bit.

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They cancel it because of that.

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Then all of a sudden they came out with

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when the Cartoon Network picked up

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and they did the Star Wars

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Family Guy. Oh, yeah.

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And that was hilarious.

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Star Wars Family Guy.

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They got a Star Wars Family Guy where they're all Star Wars characters.

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And so that was that was Family Guy creators comeback.

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What because they are canceled.

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Well, I don't know if that was the that was the catalyst that that

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that was super popular and then they just revived it.

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Oh, my God. Yes.

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It I'm telling you, man, it's I recommend it.

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I mean, there's hundreds of episodes you could watch and you don't

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know if you could watch them in any way.

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They're absolutely all stupid. Yeah, they are.

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Well, I love it. But but but that's kind of like SpongeBob.

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Again, I know. I mean, it's doing as Darth Vader.

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And he kind of reminds me of

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what is it? Is it a Woody Allen version?

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What is the May the Force be with you?

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It's a smell.

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Brooks, Mel Brooks.

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And it was baseball's baseball.

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So you go in the force.

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Be with you. That was a great show.

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What's your name?

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Or Swartz? More was it that Rick Moranis says I see your

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arm once is as big as mine.

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Swartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, the Schwartz.

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Schwartz. Yeah.

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That's that Mel Brooks.

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I don't know if he may be dead.

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Baseball was a funny show.

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Yeah, I liked it.

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Yeah. Well, it was back in the C3PO was.

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God damn it.

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It's why we have to do research first.

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I know. Right.

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What's that? Yeah, but we're all over the place.

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He died and she was a

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Joan Rivers, Joan Rivers, Joan Rivers.

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Whatever. It was just funny.

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It was it was a lot of baseball.

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And the other dude that died is who played Chewbacca.

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The big fat dude, John Candy, John Candy, John Candy.

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Oh, yeah, he died.

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Yeah, that was sad.

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Oh, yeah, there he is.

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He's fat.

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You know, the guy that plays Hans Solo is the guy, the president.

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So I've looked up on in stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Correct.

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What did you say?

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The guy that plays and solo

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no lone star.

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I know, but that's not a character.

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His name is what?

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Hansel. OK, what's his first name?

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Han Solo. OK, thank you.

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Oh, good Lord. Really?

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Dude, sir. Really?

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Oh, look, my friend, whose name is Paul.

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Oh, am I saying it wrong?

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That's Paul in Spanish.

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This is on Spanish.

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OK, I'm sorry.

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He's Danish.

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Horn, so there you go.

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Roar, Horn Solo.

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Right. Well, the guy that played on solo is also the president

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in Independence Day.

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But Harrison Ford?

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No, the guy in that movie.

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Spaceball Bill Pullman, Neil Pullman.

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Yeah, Rick Moranis was dark.

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Bill Bill Pullman is the president of Independence Day.

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Oh, he gives a great speech, too, right?

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I don't remember.

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He's actually been in a lot of stuff.

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I've been surprised.

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I thought he was kind of like a B rate actor.

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He is. But no, I mean, he's

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I think he's stuck around, man.

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I think he's creeping into, to, you know, lower echelon of a

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like a Tom Cruise.

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No, Tom Cruise is a plus plus.

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Did you hear what he he's filming a movie in South Africa right now?

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What about what about Al Brooks?

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No, Tom Cruise is and he flies his own helicopter.

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I guess he's a helicopter pilot.

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Oh, and so he where he that's how he's going to die.

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He has like some estate that he's doing in sprawling estate.

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Yeah, some some air B.M.B.

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Yeah, some air B.M.B. that he's doing.

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But but he when he's done filming, he flies his helicopter over

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and he lands and all the people are like very like

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they're just humble, modest people.

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And they're like, oh, Tom Cruise is here. No.

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He just yes, yes.

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They are part of the filming, but it's real.

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All their little plays, the paper cups are flying everywhere.

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They got a picnic set up with paper tablecloths and everything's

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going up and spinning and the whole Sunday brunch is over

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because he flies 10 feet off the ground because he's that awesome.

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No, they're like they're they're so stoked that he's there.

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And he's super gracious and super friendly.

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And he lands his helicopter and he waves and he smiles

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and says hi to all the people.

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And they're like, oh, my God, we have the ultra celebrity

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in our little town.

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I got a hand is Tom, but he flies his own helicopter.

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And John Travolta has his own.

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Fuck that. I couldn't stand

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Tom Cruise Tom Cruise for a while.

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I mean, after his little episode episodes.

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But you know what? He he he's he's the real deal.

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He's working on me.

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And he does his own fucking stunts.

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So what? I think that's bad ass.

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He broke his foot.

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Here's the thing.

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Do you if you were rich? No, no, no.

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Yes, that's my point.

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If you are worth what he's worth

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and you were pompous and this and that,

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you wouldn't do your own stunts.

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He may be a pimp.

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Asshole. No, we really don't know.

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Well, I don't know.

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Yeah, but if you can do this, I said, who cares?

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I texted him and he's he's a friendly guy.

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He's in your favorites.

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He's in my Tom babes.

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His faves babes. Really?

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You didn't have to put his last use, but Tom, Tom.

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Is he even going out with anybody right now?

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I call him T-Man. T-Man. T-Boss.

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I heard he was gay.

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He's not gay. He's bi.

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Oh, so he likes. Well, whatever.

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To be a tranny.

387
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I don't think he's a tranny.

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Yeah, I think that ship sailed.

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But he he definitely is bi.

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He's not bi. Why do you say that?

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You're the one that said that.

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I was kidding. Oh.

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What do you think he's bi? He's not bi.

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Well, that's what that's what the feedback says.

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You know, no, that's what his ex-wife said.

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That's a lie.

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Well, she she said she had a strap on it.

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You know what that's called?

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That's called misinformation.

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Is it what he's doing right now is called misinformation.

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I thought that was gas.

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And we could get canceled because that's what Joe Rogan.

403
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Joe Rogan said misinformation.

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Really? Really?

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I don't know. That's what his ex-wife said.

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What's her name? I don't know.

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Mimi Rogers.

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We talked about her when my father-in-law

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was on the podcast.

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Mimi Rogers? No.

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Katie Holmes.

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Katie Holmes.

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So all the.

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Katie Holmes.

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You know Tom Cruise has a lot of money

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when he can force Google to produce.

417
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Well, he was married to the Redheads.

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Literature or narrative.

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Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman?

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Tom Cruise was?

421
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They were married as well, yes.

422
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Damn, he married everybody, didn't he?

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All of them. She's pretty.

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Nicole Kidman? Yeah.

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What was the movie Eyes Wide Shut?

426
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Never saw it.

427
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He was. I've never seen it either.

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It was sexy.

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Was she nude?

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I don't think so.

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Very sexy though.

432
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But it was that kind of movie where,

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what do you call it, masquerade ball or whatever?

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They all had masks and everybody was naked

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and there was like a whole room full of people

436
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having sex all over the place.

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Did you just pick someone to have sex with?

438
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I don't remember why.

439
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I don't remember the premise of the movie.

440
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I just remember that scene where all these people

441
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were having sex with masks on, which is retarded

442
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because there's the masks aren't,

443
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you know exactly who it is.

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Oh, so you could see through it?

445
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Yeah, I mean, that's what, that's the way it is.

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I mean like it.

447
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Well, you just lift it up a little bit.

448
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No, you can tell.

449
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No, this isn't a Christmas cabin.

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Like they're making gingerbread house.

451
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You can tell who the people are

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with these little masks that they wear.

453
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And you're cheating.

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You know what I'm talking about?

455
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I mean, when they have a masquerade ball,

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they wear these little, these.

457
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Oh, so it had eye holes?

458
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Right.

459
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I mean, like that.

460
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Tell me you don't know who that is.

461
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Of course you know who that is.

462
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That's Tom Cruise.

463
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That's screwing you in this sex masquerade party.

464
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Well, I don't know.

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I mean, some of them are, got all these.

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The black one right there.

467
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You don't know who that is.

468
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Hold on, isn't that the premise of those things?

469
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You don't want to know who you're having sex with?

470
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Well.

471
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That's what makes it kind of intriguing.

472
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Well then you were.

473
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I don't know, I've never been to one.

474
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I've never been to one either.

475
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Why are you even.

476
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Let's have one.

477
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Because that's eyes wide shut.

478
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That's what they were doing.

479
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I don't want to have one.

480
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You just scared me.

481
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What'd you say?

482
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I said let's have one.

483
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Let's all.

484
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I need an adult.

485
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With a very small audience, it's like,

486
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okay, that could either be.

487
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You and like one other person, your wife.

488
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Who is it?

489
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If it's not my wife, it's gotta be the other woman, right?

490
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That's awful.

491
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I'm like, Shelley, let's do this.

492
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It's you and me.

493
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We don't know who it is.

494
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What a horrible idea.

495
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Well, yeah, I think the premise back then

496
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with the masquerade is.

497
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Were they trying to hide their identities?

498
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Because it's not working with those masks.

499
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I don't know.

500
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And then they were trying to find the one.

501
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I think that kind of died out in like the 1700s, didn't it?

502
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Well, yeah, because everybody got syphilis.

503
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And chlamydia.

504
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There was an outbreak of syphilis.

505
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And the majority of those people died, didn't they?

506
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And blue waffle?

507
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Blue waffle, that was a.

508
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Walk me through blue waffle.

509
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I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with.

510
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Is that a sexual thing?

511
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What the hell is blue waffle?

512
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,420
I don't know if we want to know about this.

513
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I don't know either.

514
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Jeff is laughing already.

515
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,080
So, all right, bring us up a picture of Blue Waffle.

516
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Is it some sort of vaginal warts?

517
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I don't know what it is.

518
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Vaginal warts or vaginal rash?

519
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It is a, well, obviously our Mr. Producer

520
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,440
knows what it is.

521
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,400
Oh, because he doesn't want to see Blue Waffle.

522
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,480
Okay, we're going with a no.

523
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,620
We're going with a no on the Blue Waffle.

524
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:14,300
I say that balls of Blue Waffle do it.

525
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,360
No, no, Mr. Producer is shutting us down on this one.

526
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,200
This is the first.

527
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,680
You have a computer. By the way, this is the first.

528
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,960
We've been censored by our own producer.

529
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,800
Right.

530
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,000
I'ma type it in.

531
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,760
Wow, this is the first.

532
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,720
Blue W-A-F-F.

533
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,880
Blue Waffle.

534
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,280
Blue Waffle food?

535
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,520
No, why are we doing this?

536
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,840
It's not food. It's obviously something awful.

537
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,860
What was the point?

538
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,880
Hold on, we were on Tom Cruise.

539
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,160
Is this like an image?

540
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,280
I see a Blue Waffle.

541
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,120
Oh, you must have censored it.

542
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,820
It's literally a blueberry waffle.

543
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,800
So, is this referring to,

544
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,320
is this synonymous for something?

545
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,600
Well, you probably have the, what do you call it?

546
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,440
The filter.

547
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,280
You have Safe Search on.

548
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,480
Safe Search, thank you.

549
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,880
Damn, how do I get rid of that?

550
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,200
You came up with that quick.

551
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,480
I know.

552
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,280
Because you typically turn it off?

553
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,280
No, I always check to make sure when the boys are on that,

554
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,200
I make sure it was Safe Search.

555
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,280
Isn't that frustrating?

556
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,520
Even when it's on, do you remember when we were like,

557
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,340
I mean, they would be like eight years old,

558
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,700
or like six years old and be working on a project,

559
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,000
and they needed some sort of image,

560
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,420
and you like put in a, you know,

561
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:20,480
I think the project we were on was smelly vagina,

562
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,400
or something like that.

563
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,240
Put STD.

564
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,280
And we put that into the soo-

565
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,240
You didn't hear me.

566
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,840
Yeah, you did, stinky vagina.

567
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,560
I heard you fine.

568
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,720
And I couldn't believe what the pictures that came up.

569
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,560
I mean, it was such an innocent school project.

570
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,200
I don't see anything about Blue Waffle.

571
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,040
Okay, stop with the Blue Waffle thing, move on.

572
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,600
But you guys were like the ones wanting to find it.

573
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,760
No, I didn't want to see anything about Blue Waffle.

574
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,480
Oh, here, hold on, hold on.

575
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,320
Whoa.

576
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,320
You nasty, nasty people.

577
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,200
Okay, so there's the word prom.

578
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,520
Who's controlling the computer?

579
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,680
Shut them down.

580
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,280
That's not me, that's our producer.

581
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,800
Okay, well, I don't know what it is, but-

582
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,880
That was swollen.

583
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,340
You know what, I'm done.

584
00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,180
Yeah.

585
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,840
I'm about to hurl.

586
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,960
Your son is much more robust at his search than you are.

587
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,800
Wow.

588
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,640
Are you proud of that?

589
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,460
Yeah, no kidding.

590
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,300
You came up with-

591
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,140
With Waxwell Waffles.

592
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:13,980
With Waxwell Waffles.

593
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:14,800
He came up with Waxwell Waffles.

594
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,320
Yeah, we were thinking IHOP menu items,

595
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,560
and he came up with some sort of swollen-

596
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,520
I don't know what it was.

597
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,440
That's a God-blessing disaster.

598
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,760
It was, but you know what, we tried to stop you, you idiot.

599
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,600
They even warned us.

600
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,740
I didn't pull anything up.

601
00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:31,680
He warned us.

602
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:36,120
So, back to the camping as a kid.

603
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,200
We never started.

604
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,920
Yeah, we never went to camping as a kid.

605
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,120
We talked about Tom Cruise flying his own helicopter.

606
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,480
Fuck Tom Cruise.

607
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,320
So, look how-

608
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,000
Have you watched Oblivion yet?

609
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,960
Oh my God, it's so good.

610
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,800
I watched it again.

611
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,640
I don't know.

612
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,280
When I was sick, I sat and watched it.

613
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,120
Are you kidding me?

614
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:51,940
You watched it again?

615
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:52,780
I haven't even seen it.

616
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:53,620
What is Oblivion?

617
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,420
I've seen it at least two or three times.

618
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:56,260
It's amazing.

619
00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:57,080
Is it that good?

620
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,100
It's an A-plus movie.

621
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,520
God bless it.

622
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,000
I don't give A-pluses very often.

623
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,840
I mean, he plays the same character a lot in his movies.

624
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,760
Yeah, but it's so good.

625
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,400
But it's an interesting movie, interesting concept.

626
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,240
Agreed.

627
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,280
And Edge of Tomorrow, A-plus movie.

628
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,360
They're making a part two.

629
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,200
Are they really?

630
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,020
Yeah.

631
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:16,860
She's badass.

632
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:17,800
What's the girl's name in that?

633
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,280
Emma, something.

634
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,120
Thurman?

635
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:21,940
No.

636
00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:23,960
No, who is that?

637
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,840
I don't know who it is.

638
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,680
She's awesome.

639
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,840
She's super cool.

640
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,840
Edge of Tomorrow, the girl.

641
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,440
Yeah, they're making a part two of that, a sequel.

642
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,280
A sequel?

643
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,100
Yes.

644
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:34,940
Very nice.

645
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:35,780
Emily Blunt.

646
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,600
Emily Blunt.

647
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,440
What else is she in?

648
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,560
Because she's a badass, man.

649
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,040
That was a good movie.

650
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:42,880
Oh, that was Bill Paxton.

651
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,280
That was where it kept repeating itself

652
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,240
because the alien had some sort of-

653
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,080
Amazing.

654
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,920
Had to reset.

655
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,200
Yeah, had a little, and that's how they were winning.

656
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,040
Right.

657
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,260
They kept resetting because they learned all the shit.

658
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,400
Right.

659
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,240
So good.

660
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,080
She was in Jungle Cruise and Mary Poppins.

661
00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,920
Mary Poppins, okay.

662
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,760
Jungle Cruise.

663
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,580
Oh, Quiet Place.

664
00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:02,600
Have you seen The Quiet Place?

665
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,120
No, I don't think so.

666
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,040
Click on that real quick.

667
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:05,880
The first one-

668
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,700
With Evelyn Abel.

669
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,540
Quiet Place, yeah.

670
00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:09,080
The first one is better than the second one.

671
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:09,920
Oh, there's two of them.

672
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:10,760
Yeah.

673
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,960
Well, shit, I definitely know I haven't seen that.

674
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,680
The first one's better than the second one.

675
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,520
It's basically there's-

676
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,440
Is it a horror?

677
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,800
There's aliens and you can't make any sounds.

678
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,160
Oh.

679
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,520
Otherwise, because they'll find you

680
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,520
and then rip you apart.

681
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,760
Oh, and this guy, John Krasinski.

682
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,600
Yeah, he was-

683
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,640
The dude from The Office.

684
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,480
Yeah.

685
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,300
Yeah.

686
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:33,080
Okay, I need to remember that.

687
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,240
The Quiet Place.

688
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,560
And they made two of them.

689
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,400
Yeah.

690
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,220
Wow.

691
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:39,740
That is crazy.

692
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:41,440
Imagine yourself, I mean, just put yourself

693
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,960
in this position where you're somewhere

694
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,800
and you need to be quiet and your family has to be quiet.

695
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,860
I mean, the babies are gone, so you know.

696
00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:49,700
Right.

697
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:50,680
They're gonna be like-

698
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,040
No, she has a baby.

699
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:52,880
Wow.

700
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,160
Oh, you can't keep a baby quiet.

701
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,000
Give me a break.

702
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,480
That's the second one, that's the challenge.

703
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,960
Oh yeah, and the baby dies.

704
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:01,960
It has to.

705
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,800
I'm not saying anything, I'm not gonna ruin it.

706
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,920
Of course the baby.

707
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,000
I mean, the baby doesn't die because all of a sudden

708
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,880
the magical shit happens, you know?

709
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,720
Right, I got you.

710
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,720
You got your kids of dope or something.

711
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,360
But you know, there's no food.

712
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,400
There's nothing, so the kid's hungry all the time.

713
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,240
And they keep making it annoying.

714
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,080
You might as well let the kid die.

715
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:18,900
Right.

716
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,240
It sounds like a horrible movie.

717
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,720
Yeah, it does, but I mean,

718
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,160
but you're telling me you've seen both?

719
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,000
I've seen both of them.

720
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,960
The first one's better than the second,

721
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,440
but the second one's still decent.

722
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,520
Where, did you see them, like, in a movie theater?

723
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,360
Uh, no.

724
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,960
I mean, where'd you see them?

725
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,120
I have my ways.

726
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,800
Oh yeah, you and your illegal stuff.

727
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:41,120
I tell you what, we're talking about going back in time.

728
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:45,560
I've, we've been talking about watching Breaking Bad,

729
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,080
and I have finally started watching Breaking Bad.

730
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,660
I am on the last season, halfway through it.

731
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:53,640
I've got probably the four or five episodes left.

732
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,640
When did you start it?

733
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,480
Like Friday?

734
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,800
Yeah.

735
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,240
Did you hear what the main actor did recently?

736
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,680
What, the father of?

737
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,920
What, Cranston?

738
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,480
Yeah, the main guy.

739
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,640
He realized the error of his ways

740
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,480
and how whiteness has infected him, and.

741
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,320
What?

742
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,360
Oh yeah.

743
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:21,360
He had a major, he had a major white, whiteness.

744
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,440
White guilt?

745
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,120
White guilt moment.

746
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,000
That's unfortunate.

747
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,560
I don't think that's white guilt.

748
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,200
I think that's. I don't know what it is, but.

749
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,200
Being wealthy guilt.

750
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,440
See, now you can't watch it.

751
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,840
No, I've already.

752
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,920
You didn't watch Tom Cruise stuff, for stupid stuff,

753
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,920
so now you can't watch this.

754
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,760
No, I'm gonna watch it.

755
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,600
You can't finish it.

756
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,720
I'm gonna finish it because I'm invested in this.

757
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,600
And you know, I've seen everything up to.

758
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,840
No, it was a good program.

759
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,560
I've seen right, well, where's his brother-in-law,

760
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,260
Hank Schrader, Dean Norris, was,

761
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,820
just found out that, you know,

762
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,280
he was taking a dump on his toilet.

763
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,280
He picks up the book, the little book

764
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,480
that was on the back of the toilet,

765
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,240
and it's got some handwritten note

766
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,920
from one of the cooks, his assistant, you know,

767
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,800
and he had his little initials in their GB,

768
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,720
because that was just part of the story.

769
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,960
So they just connected the two,

770
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,960
and all of a sudden he was kind of like,

771
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,880
oh my God, you're him.

772
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:23,880
And he just became super angry, punched him in the face,

773
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,480
you know, put a tracker on the car, and it just, you know.

774
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,320
And you're talking about Breaking Bad.

775
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,160
What he couldn't prove.

776
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:28,980
Breaking Bad.

777
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,920
Well, I mean, at the time of the show,

778
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,080
I mean, he was kind of like, well, you know,

779
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,380
look, I've got cancer.

780
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,400
You know, by the time I'm,

781
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,840
by the time this goes to court, I'll be dead.

782
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,740
I don't give a fuck.

783
00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,080
Yeah, that was his whole point.

784
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,160
He was a chemistry teacher.

785
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,840
And then it was like a false positive or something, right?

786
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,960
Where it went into remission or something.

787
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,800
Oh, I didn't.

788
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,800
So, okay, so we watched.

789
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,640
Spoiler alert.

790
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,440
We watched the first episode, Shelly and I,

791
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,280
and I guess in the very first episode,

792
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,080
he has to cut up a body, and he puts it in a tub.

793
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:01,920
And it falls through.

794
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,760
And the tub falls through the ceiling.

795
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,600
That's a great scene.

796
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,840
Yeah, well, that was it.

797
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,360
That was the worst part of the whole show.

798
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,200
And we never watched it again.

799
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,840
No, no, you need to pick it up,

800
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,020
because that really, you don't see much of that.

801
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:14,440
Although you do see some guy get his face blown off.

802
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,960
I'm just saying that was the end of that show for us.

803
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,040
Because of you?

804
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:18,880
That was the worst part about it.

805
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,700
No, because of my wife.

806
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,120
She said, I'm not watching it.

807
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,880
Tell her to pick up episode two.

808
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,420
That was the, that was the worst part

809
00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,680
about the whole thing was that,

810
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,760
because they were sifting through the meat and shit.

811
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,280
There was like, they pulled out a mandible,

812
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,120
and it was just like.

813
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,600
Yeah, you don't really get into that again.

814
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,480
Okay, well, maybe I need to.

815
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,560
Just like Game of Thrones.

816
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,120
My wife shut that down the first time

817
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:40,960
I tried to watch it with her

818
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,220
because the brother and sister were screwing.

819
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,320
She's like, yeah, I'm out, I'm done.

820
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,160
What's wrong with that?

821
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,060
That's bad ass.

822
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,540
Well, so she was done for about,

823
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:54,380
it took her about four years for me

824
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:55,880
to talk her back into it.

825
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,680
And we skipped that first episode.

826
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,200
I was like, all right, you've seen the first one.

827
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,200
You know what happens.

828
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,920
We're gonna start on two.

829
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,560
And you don't really see, I mean, it happens again,

830
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,120
but it's later in and she's already invested

831
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,120
at that point, right?

832
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,160
Right, there you go.

833
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,000
They have to be invested.

834
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,560
Dudes like us that have watched Breaking Bad,

835
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,120
I mean, it's funny for me, you have the,

836
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,720
I'm gonna say the two main characters,

837
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,960
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul.

838
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,560
It's basically Walter White, WW, and Jesse Pinkman.

839
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,000
So Walter, those two,

840
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,340
in almost every single one of their scenes,

841
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:32,160
they're always, there's always arguing.

842
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,440
They're constantly bickering at each other.

843
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,880
The whole God bless the movie is just non-frickin' stop.

844
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,720
That's great.

845
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,640
And it really, I mean, I'm telling you,

846
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,160
I've only got like four or five episodes left

847
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,200
and I can't wait to watch it.

848
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,600
So it was only on for five years?

849
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,040
This went off the air almost 10 years ago

850
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,160
and you're just now watching it.

851
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,240
Well, I haven't seen any, yeah, I haven't seen any of it.

852
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,640
I've always wanted to watch it.

853
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,360
I recommend it, it's good.

854
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,040
Well, obviously he dies at the end,

855
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,480
but I was reading a little bit about it

856
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,080
and it just sounds like there's a lot of stuff going on.

857
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,640
Did you just say he dies at the end?

858
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,360
Well, he's got cancer.

859
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,960
I thought he said it went into remission

860
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,120
and it was a false positive.

861
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,440
Well, now there's no point in watching it.

862
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,280
Well, I mean, I haven't seen it.

863
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,840
Well, that was the dilemma, right?

864
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,440
So he had the cancer and that's why he went through it all

865
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,260
and then it comes back that he doesn't

866
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:23,000
either really has cancer or it goes away.

867
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,840
For all of our listeners that were wanting,

868
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,560
planning on watching it,

869
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,440
there's no point because in the very final episode

870
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,960
he dies of cancer.

871
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,160
There's nothing really sexual about it either.

872
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,400
There's no sex in it, is there?

873
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,240
Would you say sexual?

874
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,520
I did, I said, because usually with some of these shows

875
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,960
there's some sort of sex kind of lure.

876
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,880
Oh yeah, they keep you going with boobies and stuff.

877
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,120
Oh yeah, I gotta throw a boobie here and every now and then.

878
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,000
None of that is in there.

879
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,120
Actually, that's not true.

880
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,840
They have one show and it was the one my wife watched.

881
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,640
Okay, yeah, which episode was that?

882
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,200
And they're in a strip club.

883
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,560
And you get all these women with pasties on.

884
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,400
Let me write this down.

885
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,560
And it's just like, all right, well.

886
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,560
Did it do anything for your wife?

887
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,840
No, but it was just so happy.

888
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,680
Well, I mean she just.

889
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,720
Or she's just like, really?

890
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,560
You're watching this?

891
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,400
She just got that, yeah, look at you.

892
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,000
You were just watching, you were just like, wow.

893
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,760
You know what, that brings up an interesting question.

894
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,400
You know how there are some wives or some girlfriends

895
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,400
that go with their significant other two strip clubs?

896
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,120
I could see my wife doing that.

897
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:23,960
Really?

898
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,920
I could not do that, but.

899
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,920
Well, my wife and I went to a booby club.

900
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,760
Really?

901
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,600
And because she was shopping for booby sizes.

902
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,720
And we were, she, not me, because I don't care.

903
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,400
I think, I mean, I don't.

904
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,320
You're happy with your booby size?

905
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,640
I'm happy not dropping 5, 10 grand.

906
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,160
Mine are a little big right now.

907
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,720
You guys are both.

908
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,560
Well.

909
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,400
But my point is that.

910
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,480
What are you guys kicking, 36s?

911
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,720
We went to the.

912
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,720
In fact, we brought another friend.

913
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,200
And I don't even know who the hell she was.

914
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,040
Ah.

915
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,520
But.

916
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,720
I thought that was funny.

917
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,200
Yeah, it was.

918
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,880
In fact, you know what's kind of funny?

919
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,640
I'll talk about this little booby moment here.

920
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,920
My wife is, was an actress.

921
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,000
And one of the gigs that she got,

922
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,000
she was in a commercial for a local booby joint.

923
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:18,880
And.

924
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,240
They had commercials?

925
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,320
This one was a very nice booby joint.

926
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,640
And so, you know, she was in the commercial

927
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,160
as in one of those little extra background things.

928
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,320
And I was there, because I drove her there,

929
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,120
and I went to go pick her up.

930
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,280
And you know, you never know how time is gonna happen.

931
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,320
I ended up having to stay there.

932
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,520
I was there forever, forever.

933
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,880
And I was dressed nice.

934
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,320
Had to suit on for some stupid reason.

935
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,160
I forget what job I had.

936
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,160
You didn't go in while they were filming?

937
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,000
I was there.

938
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,820
Did you get the free.

939
00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:47,660
I was inside.

940
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:48,760
Oh, okay, you were inside.

941
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,440
Did you get the steak buffet?

942
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,520
They.

943
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,240
Funny you mention that.

944
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,400
So they were like, hey, well, you know what?

945
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,800
We need some extra people.

946
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,840
So I was there.

947
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,600
I was sitting with Tara at a table, cutting a steak.

948
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,520
I was starving too as a badass flaming young in front of me.

949
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,360
And.

950
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,180
In the commercial.

951
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:08,020
In the commercial.

952
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:11,000
So basically the camera's behind me, all right?

953
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,720
And it's on the booby, it's on the martini glasses.

954
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,200
And this lady's carrying the.

955
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,840
That should be on YouTube, shouldn't it?

956
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,080
It should be.

957
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,360
And we should find it.

958
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,600
And then the camera zooms in on me.

959
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,440
And then.

960
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,260
Oh, does it?

961
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:27,240
On my plate.

962
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,180
And it goes past Tara.

963
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:32,720
And I'm in a topless bar advertisement.

964
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,200
And you have more screen time than she does?

965
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,040
I think I do.

966
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:36,880
I do.

967
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,040
And she's like, it's fucking bullshit.

968
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,840
Well, you know what's even more funny is I was actually.

969
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,840
Did you get the day rate?

970
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,680
I was a.

971
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,520
I was a.

972
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,920
I didn't get paid anything.

973
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,000
I was a disc jockey at the time.

974
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,840
And so.

975
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,720
I was at Humperninks in Los Clinas.

976
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,000
And this is back in the early 90s when the Cowboys were busy.

977
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,040
We're within.

978
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,040
Good, somewhat decent.

979
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,000
30 years ago.

980
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,840
Yeah.

981
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,920
That was a long time ago.

982
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,000
It'll be 30 years.

983
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,840
Yeah, I know.

984
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:06,680
It's crazy.

985
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,600
The last time they won a Super Bowl, if you had a child,

986
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,600
how old would they be right now?

987
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,440
29.

988
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,280
That's fantastic.

989
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,320
Actually, they won a 96, right?

990
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

991
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,320
So anyways, imagine I'm at a.

992
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,160
Before I was married.

993
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,320
I'm at my job and we got football games going on.

994
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,480
And all of a sudden for like one of the football games,

995
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,480
the commercial is that local bar.

996
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,360
And there I am.

997
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,840
OK.

998
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,920
And it was a jaw dropping moment.

999
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,400
Not the booby bar.

1000
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,560
No.

1001
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,520
They're not going to show that commercial.

1002
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,020
Yeah.

1003
00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:41,240
You're saying Humperninks.

1004
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,000
Humperninks was where I worked.

1005
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,320
And I was up in the booth and we had like sporting events

1006
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,040
going on.

1007
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,720
Because it was like Sunday Night Football.

1008
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:51,360
I don't know what it was.

1009
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,720
And they showed a commercial.

1010
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,840
You're the, are you cutting the steak commercial?

1011
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,600
Yes.

1012
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,000
And just coincidentally, I think it was Sunday Night Football.

1013
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,460
I think it's exactly what it was.

1014
00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:01,240
Because I was there.

1015
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,120
I was hosting.

1016
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,400
And I think after the show, I was

1017
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,840
going to do karaoke or something like that.

1018
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,040
And during the Sunday Night Football game,

1019
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,560
I think I had like football squares out there.

1020
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,040
So I had a big dry erase board.

1021
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,240
And I'd pass out, I'd give out prizes

1022
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,160
for the first, second, third, fourth, whatever.

1023
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,040
Sure.

1024
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,160
And the commercial came on.

1025
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,440
And here I am.

1026
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,200
I'm on the screen.

1027
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,560
It was a show.

1028
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,880
No way.

1029
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,920
It was a moment.

1030
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,120
I'll cherish that forever.

1031
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,440
Oh, you were a celebrity.

1032
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,480
I was a celebrity for life.

1033
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,280
They had a booby bar.

1034
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,840
Did they get your autograph?

1035
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,200
No.

1036
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,040
No, no autographs that night.

1037
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,000
You didn't sign like any boobs?

1038
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,720
No, it was, you know what?

1039
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,040
I just relished the moment.

1040
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,880
It was fun.

1041
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,480
And it was kind of cool.

1042
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,520
The whole thing was cool.

1043
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,720
Going to the actual recording of the commercial was cool.

1044
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:54,240
They had these two goons that were a typical porn looking

1045
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,280
guys that were the main guys there.

1046
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,720
It was like the cliche thing.

1047
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,960
And I was like, man, this is just fucking stupid.

1048
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,920
But this was a Saturday morning.

1049
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,080
And I had to take her, tear her up there.

1050
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,480
And so it was an all day investment.

1051
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,520
And so I was just bored out of my fucking mind.

1052
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,440
What a beat down.

1053
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:15,920
But I watched how the whole process of a Saturday was.

1054
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,080
Saturday shoot.

1055
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,920
Well, not just that, but they still had to conduct business.

1056
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,560
So they had stuff going on there.

1057
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,920
So I got it was like one of the first moments

1058
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,960
that I was able to go to a booby bar

1059
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,360
and not get in trouble for it.

1060
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,640
So this was like a Saturday.

1061
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,920
So you're just sitting there just.

1062
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,640
Dude, it was 8 in the morning, 10 in the morning, 11.

1063
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,360
And then people started coming in off the streets.

1064
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,480
And then you have these girls.

1065
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,120
Of course, they were in the next room.

1066
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,200
And I get to go over there, hey, declare the floor.

1067
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,480
And so I'd go in the next room.

1068
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,960
They're like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,

1069
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,720
what's going on in here?

1070
00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:50,680
What's going on in here?

1071
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,240
And they have like a buffet.

1072
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,440
And this was a nice one.

1073
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,160
I'm trying to think which one it was.

1074
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,440
It was off of Northwest Highway.

1075
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,400
The Gentleman's Club?

1076
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,440
Probably Men's Club.

1077
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,400
The Lodge.

1078
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,560
It was the Lodge.

1079
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,080
Oh, the Lodge?

1080
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:01,640
That's exactly what it was.

1081
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,440
It was the Lodge.

1082
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:07,320
Oh, that was the Primo place, wasn't it?

1083
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,080
Well, sounds like you know.

1084
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:09,960
I have no idea.

1085
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,600
Is that still in existence?

1086
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,200
I don't know.

1087
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,840
It should be.

1088
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,040
All those places on Northwest Highway still are.

1089
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,200
It had an incredible sound system.

1090
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:19,680
Oh, yeah.

1091
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,680
The subwoofer.

1092
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,160
I've never seen a subwoofer like this in my life.

1093
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:32,360
This subwoofer was about 12 foot long and about 14 inches

1094
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,440
in diameter.

1095
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,360
Damn.

1096
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,280
This was a tube?

1097
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,120
It was a huge tube.

1098
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:41,080
And this thing could take off your clothes.

1099
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,080
Oh.

1100
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,280
I mean, what the hell just happened?

1101
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,000
So the ladies got on the stage and then it blew the clothes off?

1102
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,040
Is that how that works?

1103
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,440
No, it was just an incredible sound bug.

1104
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,280
That's not it.

1105
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,840
So I had an interesting booby bar experience.

1106
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,160
So if you remember, my brother-in-law

1107
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:05,120
was the head chef at Men's Club.

1108
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:05,680
The head chef.

1109
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,920
Oh, yeah.

1110
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,760
And so one day, it was during the week, and my wife was like,

1111
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,760
really?

1112
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,240
But I was like, no, I want to go down there when it's not crazy

1113
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,600
and when he has time to show me what's

1114
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,400
going on in the booby bar, right?

1115
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,640
I mean, not in the booby bar, but in his kitchen, right?

1116
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,440
So you guys are focused on the lodge pictures?

1117
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,640
No, but we are.

1118
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,520
You are listening?

1119
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,000
Yes.

1120
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,240
The producer's pulling up.

1121
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:31,880
You are listening.

1122
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,960
I heard the word kitchen.

1123
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,920
OK, right.

1124
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,560
So my brother-in-law was the head chef at Men's Club.

1125
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,000
I wanted to see the operation.

1126
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,280
I wanted to see what it's like.

1127
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,320
Producer, keep looking for your mom.

1128
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,280
I said, what it's like?

1129
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:41,880
Oh, god.

1130
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,840
What?

1131
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,720
Really?

1132
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,360
That was just wrong.

1133
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,640
I said, I wanted to see what it's like for a chef

1134
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,440
to have to run a kitchen, right?

1135
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,320
Actually, it would have been better

1136
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,600
if it was in a restaurant, but it happened to be in a booby bar.

1137
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,280
And so I came out.

1138
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,880
Well, Men's Club was a nicer one, wasn't it?

1139
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,800
A very nice one.

1140
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,640
And so I went there.

1141
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,720
It was like a Tuesday.

1142
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,080
And I was like, tell you what, I'm

1143
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,360
going to hang out with you for a couple of hours.

1144
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,400
I want to see what you do.

1145
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,000
And my wife was like, oh, really?

1146
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,600
Yeah, no.

1147
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,520
But here's the thing.

1148
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,520
I was in the kitchen absolutely most of the time.

1149
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,320
And he was describing the equipment

1150
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,400
and how the equipment is.

1151
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,440
And the girls were coming in and picking up their food

1152
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,880
and be like, hi.

1153
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,840
Well, no, no.

1154
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,200
The waitresses were.

1155
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,760
Yeah, and they were wearing something similar

1156
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,160
that they would wear at a casino.

1157
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,080
No, at a casino.

1158
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,040
You know how they wear?

1159
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,000
They wear like little one piece.

1160
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,680
Yeah, one piece.

1161
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,480
Like sequined swimsuit or something.

1162
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,840
Casino outfits.

1163
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,080
Yeah, they're not two piece or topless or anything.

1164
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:42,560
They're wearing.

1165
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,080
Anyway, so I'm in the kitchen.

1166
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:44,960
And he's walking.

1167
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,320
And so they hired my brother-in-law

1168
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,040
to turn things around from the kitchen perspective,

1169
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,720
from a menu perspective.

1170
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,680
And so he was supposed to go in there and evaluate

1171
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,200
the equipment.

1172
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,680
And so he was walking me through what he had to do.

1173
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,680
And he was like, this has to go and that has to go.

1174
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,880
And I have to pull that out.

1175
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,480
And these guys have to learn the menu.

1176
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,520
And he's working on a new menu.

1177
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,000
And he's like, look at my new menu.

1178
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,880
And he's trying to teach them how to do the new menu.

1179
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,520
I mean, it was fascinating.

1180
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,120
And then he takes me into his office.

1181
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,800
It's like Chef Ramsay coming in for Hell's Kitchen.

1182
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,880
Absolutely.

1183
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,320
And then he's walking me through how

1184
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,360
the menu relates to the clientele that they have.

1185
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:27,160
Because they're expecting a buffet with high end stuff.

1186
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:27,680
Right.

1187
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,040
Right.

1188
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:28,680
And all this kind of stuff.

1189
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,480
And this is men's club.

1190
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,480
So it's apparently high end stuff.

1191
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,560
Like tiger prawns.

1192
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,200
So here's what's really interesting.

1193
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,800
So it was sad.

1194
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,040
It was actually really sad.

1195
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,040
So when I was pulling in, there were maybe

1196
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,320
six cars in the parking lot.

1197
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:43,040
But every single one of them was like 80,000 plus.

1198
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,000
Right.

1199
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,040
Some of them were 150 plus.

1200
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,200
Like these are nice, nice cars.

1201
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:49,880
So here we are.

1202
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,640
I go in there.

1203
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,240
And there's those dudes.

1204
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,560
And you can't really see them because there's high back chairs.

1205
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,200
And girls were with them.

1206
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,200
And so here you go.

1207
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:04,600
You have millionaire plus old dudes, older dudes,

1208
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,120
that are lonely.

1209
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,760
And they hang out at men's club during the day.

1210
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,000
Well, they get good attention.

1211
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Not saying sexually.

1212
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,840
They get one on one.

1213
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,920
But they'll get conversations and dances.

1214
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,840
They get one on one.

1215
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,800
But how does that equate to the sales of the food?

1216
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,680
Well, OK.

1217
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,160
So he was.

1218
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,400
Do they expect high end food?

1219
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,880
Well, here's the thing.

1220
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:26,240
They walk in and they say, I want to talk to.

1221
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,440
I'm not going to say his name.

1222
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,560
I'm going to talk to the chef.

1223
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,640
And they're like, oh, you know, chef, Albert's here.

1224
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,080
And he's like, oh, cool.

1225
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,520
Because this guy's a major dollar high roller dude, right?

1226
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,000
Even though the place is empty, right?

1227
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,400
So this is like a sports club environment

1228
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,320
where you got to know your members.

1229
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:44,840
Absolutely.

1230
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,720
And know exactly what they have.

1231
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,280
And here's another thing that some people don't understand

1232
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,400
about food and beverage.

1233
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,760
And you're dealing with a high caliber members only club,

1234
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:59,240
so to speak, is that sometimes the services that you provide

1235
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,400
aren't there to make money.

1236
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,520
They're there as an amenity.

1237
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,880
And it's hard to differentiate between an amenity

1238
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:08,720
and a service.

1239
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:08,960
Right.

1240
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,880
In other words, you're losing money on that deal.

1241
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,960
But that brings other clients.

1242
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,360
Yeah, it's a quality of service.

1243
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,600
And so he goes out there and he's like, hey, Albert,

1244
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,080
how you doing?

1245
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,280
He's like, he's great.

1246
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,120
He goes, what are you in the mood for?

1247
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,040
And he goes, man, I'm thinking seafood today.

1248
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,600
And so he just scratch.

1249
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,800
He's like, make me something.

1250
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,760
No menu, no buffet, no nothing.

1251
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,160
He's like, scratch kitchen, make me something.

1252
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,600
And that's what my brother-in-law did.

1253
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,520
He was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

1254
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,480
And he'd come out there and he goes, this is fantastic.

1255
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,480
I mean, it was crazy.

1256
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,240
And these guys, like I said, big tippers, big.

1257
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,840
I mean, he probably made money on whatever

1258
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,120
he was doing for them, right?

1259
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,000
Oh, I'm sure.

1260
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,500
I'm sure.

1261
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,760
But overall.

1262
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,680
I used to work at a guitar center.

1263
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,080
And selling the.

1264
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,120
They don't have boobies there.

1265
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:53,640
No.

1266
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,480
But the clientele and the reps for.

1267
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,920
Not unless you took your shirt off and put some tassels on.

1268
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,360
Were you chockless?

1269
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,160
No, I was not.

1270
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,000
He was crotchless.

1271
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:08,080
But I was responsible for selling all the studio gear

1272
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,520
and the live studio gear.

1273
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,680
Not the guitars or instruments or thing like that,

1274
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,240
but the speakers, the boards, the digital shit.

1275
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,920
And the reps would come in.

1276
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:22,040
And just that industry, it's guys with long hair

1277
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,840
and musicians.

1278
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,720
Hey, let's go out to dinner.

1279
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:26,640
Very pompous.

1280
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,800
Yeah, and we went to the Gentleman's Club.

1281
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,800
And there's two floors to it, I think.

1282
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,120
And we went up to the VIP lounge.

1283
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,760
And he was whining and dying of this.

1284
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,220
Sell my shit.

1285
00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:44,400
And we were talking to the waitress.

1286
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,840
And she was just a beautiful woman.

1287
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,360
She's a little bit older, not much.

1288
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,440
But she's like, yeah, my daughter is 14 or something

1289
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:52,960
like that.

1290
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,600
And I make well over six figures here as a waitress.

1291
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,080
Why was she sharing that information?

1292
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,040
Because we were just talking.

1293
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,640
I think he asked.

1294
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,760
Because they're real people, and they just talk.

1295
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,840
Yeah.

1296
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,440
Yes, they do.

1297
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,080
She sat down and talked to us for a while,

1298
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,360
because it wasn't real busy.

1299
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,080
And she's like, yeah, I do great.

1300
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,520
She goes, I don't have to strip.

1301
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,920
I don't have to do this, do this.

1302
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:13,520
I wear this.

1303
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,120
It's like a one piece, like you said.

1304
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,800
That's what I'm saying.

1305
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,360
She goes, I make well over six figures.

1306
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,920
It's like a red outfit with black lace around the edges.

1307
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,840
Yeah.

1308
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,760
And they're wearing like, you know.

1309
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,720
And I was amazed.

1310
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,360
And she was a waitress.

1311
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,920
You've got some of these restaurants like The Mansion,

1312
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,760
or some of these super, I mean, take the booby club aspect out

1313
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,520
of it.

1314
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,680
You've got some very high caliber restaurants

1315
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,880
where these bartenders, for example.

1316
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,640
Make a fortune.

1317
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,320
Oh my gosh.

1318
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,880
These bartenders make $100 grand,

1319
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,440
and they're not doing anything more than you would.

1320
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,360
They should be.

1321
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,120
They should be.

1322
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,160
They should know these people by name,

1323
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,560
and they should be super friendly.

1324
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,280
Because I'm going to tell you how

1325
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,080
disappointed I've been at different bars where

1326
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,600
they're just assholes.

1327
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,280
I'm like, you're a dick.

1328
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,400
I mean, why would I ever tip you?

1329
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,920
I'm going to, but I'm not going to get another drink.

1330
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,720
You know what I mean?

1331
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:07,680
All you have to do is be a very attentive,

1332
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,200
know your audience, know the names of your people.

1333
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,080
Anyway, keep going.

1334
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,960
Well, that's just essentially what I'm saying.

1335
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,080
Because there are jobs out there that are diamonds

1336
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,520
in the rough for food and beverage.

1337
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,720
Just any kind of job, it's just like, what the hell?

1338
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,200
As long as you're naked.

1339
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,760
It's just luck to get in.

1340
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,240
And in some of those positions, you

1341
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:35,040
have to buy, like the maitre d's at these high end.

1342
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,120
I remember you saying something about that.

1343
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,120
I didn't understand that.

1344
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,400
You pay them to get the job.

1345
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,400
I read an article.

1346
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,720
Well, OK, so the maitre d is there.

1347
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,720
He's making $300,000, $400,000 a year as a maitre d

1348
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:48,400
at this five star Michelin.

1349
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,680
And when he's like, yeah, I'm retiring.

1350
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:54,120
He shows up and you got like Jacques Cabourgé that goes,

1351
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,080
would you like me to take you in the bed,

1352
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,160
your suitcase is up to your room,

1353
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:04,000
and would you like me to set up your champagne as a la ronda?

1354
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,720
So he's Slovakian?

1355
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,520
He's the blue guy.

1356
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,760
He's a Somalian.

1357
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,760
Oh, the blue guy.

1358
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,600
The blue guy, OK.

1359
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,840
So and then when they retire, how often this happens,

1360
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,160
I don't know, but at the certain locations, they'll sell it.

1361
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,960
Say, who wants my job?

1362
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,400
I'll sell it to you $400,000.

1363
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,760
You're going to make $300,000.

1364
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:26,560
Oh, I see.

1365
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,160
I see.

1366
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:27,680
Kind of a thing.

1367
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,360
How can you sell your job to somebody else?

1368
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,600
I'm leaving my current company.

1369
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,600
That was the article I read.

1370
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,280
Whether it's true or how often it happens.

1371
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,200
Can I sell my job to somebody?

1372
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,040
I mean, if there's a market for it.

1373
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,800
If they're just clamoring to get in there,

1374
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,880
I want that position.

1375
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,440
Yeah, but I can't sell them the job.

1376
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,040
I don't know.

1377
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,280
I can't go to HR and go, listen, I'm thinking about leaving.

1378
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,840
I'm going to sell my job to this other guy.

1379
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,440
I don't know.

1380
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:47,880
I don't know.

1381
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,960
It was an article I read.

1382
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,480
How does that work?

1383
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,280
Maybe it only works in the restaurant industry

1384
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,120
at a certain level, right?

1385
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:54,760
Yeah.

1386
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,680
Yeah.

1387
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,920
I think you go to these restaurants like Del Frisco's

1388
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,280
or Perry's.

1389
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,920
I bet those waiters or waitresses, I bet they do well.

1390
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,080
What a perfect example.

1391
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,240
I was thinking to myself, the last time I went there,

1392
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,760
and I do not, absolutely do not go there very often,

1393
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,640
but I was thinking to myself, no disrespect,

1394
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,400
but he wasn't a better waiter than any other waiter

1395
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,280
that I've been to, had, in any other restaurant.

1396
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,480
I mean, he didn't blow my socks off with amazing charisma

1397
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,360
and service, and he was amazing, right?

1398
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,360
He wasn't.

1399
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,600
But I know he's making way more money.

1400
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,360
Oh, sure he is.

1401
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,640
Way more money.

1402
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,560
And how do these guys get that job and the other guys don't?

1403
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,440
Well, because they know the difference between a Manhattan

1404
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,440
and an old-fashioned.

1405
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,040
No, I'm not talking about bartenders.

1406
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,520
I'm talking about waiters.

1407
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,640
Well, same thing.

1408
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,720
That they know the menu.

1409
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,160
Well, same thing.

1410
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,000
And they can describe.

1411
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,120
Oh, it's rice with covered, that's a suta sauce.

1412
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,000
That's a rice pilaf and some vegetables.

1413
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,200
And what is it?

1414
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,120
I've never had a waiter have an accent kind of like that.

1415
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:02,440
Well, most of them are like, you have the rice with the,

1416
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,880
no exchanges, no changes.

1417
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,960
Yeah, you can't have that.

1418
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,440
What if you had a waiter that was like, yeah, the Flamin'

1419
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,280
Young, you know, you know, I get to fill it.

1420
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,760
Mignan, I get some sliced carrots over here with some

1421
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,040
goat's milk that we sauteed this morning.

1422
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,840
There's some sort of probably blue because he's a sounds

1423
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,400
Italian.

1424
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,600
He was like, I'll take it.

1425
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:23,840
Some sort of sauce on it.

1426
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,720
I don't know what to make.

1427
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:25,280
Plan on there.

1428
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,120
I got some like as a freshly whacked juice.

1429
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,480
We just slapped it on there right now.

1430
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,440
Hey, they tell me it's really spicy, man.

1431
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,160
I don't know what to tell you.

1432
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:37,960
So, you know, overall, food and beverage is horrible.

1433
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,840
But you can find a diamond in the rough where you can.

1434
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,280
There are some people like one.

1435
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:42,760
One.

1436
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,120
Make some brand.

1437
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,120
He works for a Mexican restaurant out in the lobby.

1438
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,200
You can make money.

1439
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,120
And it's a higher end Mexican restaurant,

1440
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,600
but it's nothing like Del Frisco's.

1441
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:56,280
You know, it's you know, they make regular jobs.

1442
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,840
They piss people off that have like regular jobs that work nine

1443
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,360
to five.

1444
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,960
Yeah, I go in there and I work four or five hours

1445
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,680
and I clean house.

1446
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,360
I fucking make $200, $300 a shift.

1447
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,240
How does somebody that works at like a normal Mexican

1448
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,640
restaurant get in there?

1449
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,760
You have to know somebody, right?

1450
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,560
No.

1451
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,600
Yeah, you absolutely do.

1452
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,680
You got to know somebody.

1453
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:15,200
No way.

1454
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,000
Mexican restaurant?

1455
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,560
No.

1456
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,080
No.

1457
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,880
At a high end, but you're making bank

1458
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,960
like you were describing.

1459
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,560
Well, those maybe.

1460
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,400
But like.

1461
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,520
Maybe like the mansion or something like that.

1462
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,040
But you got like Perry Steakhouse.

1463
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,120
You've got like Del Frisco's and stuff like that.

1464
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:28,640
How do you get into those places?

1465
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,960
You got to fucking apply.

1466
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,840
You got to have.

1467
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,000
I think today you have a better chance

1468
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,240
to get to those places because of the great resignation that's

1469
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,600
going on or happened.

1470
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,000
Right.

1471
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,200
People don't want to work.

1472
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,480
Because they get paid not to work.

1473
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,560
You have a better chance of getting in there now

1474
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,600
than you did in the past.

1475
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,360
Dude.

1476
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:44,680
Jump out.

1477
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,600
Because sometimes when you get to those places, people stay.

1478
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,600
Those people are making bank.

1479
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,840
At those high end places.

1480
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,480
Yes.

1481
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,000
Because Brandon will say, yeah, man, I worked yesterday

1482
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,600
and I pulled in 300 bucks.

1483
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,280
One day.

1484
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:58,920
Right.

1485
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,120
Now he'll also say, yeah, I only did 60 bucks today.

1486
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,520
So it may even itself out.

1487
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,920
But he has some spectacular days some days.

1488
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,760
Because you got to work five, six days a week.

1489
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,240
And you think about Thursday, Friday, Saturdays.

1490
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,000
Well, he works Friday, Saturday, and Sundays.

1491
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:14,720
Yeah.

1492
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,240
Well, actually, those are pretty good days.

1493
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,160
That's awesome, man.

1494
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,040
So he has really good ones.

1495
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,040
And he's been doing well.

1496
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,280
He's getting better at it.

1497
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,320
But he's in college.

1498
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,480
So it's not a career for him.

1499
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,760
But he does well.

1500
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:31,440
He does enough to be able to go out on dates, buy shit.

1501
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,320
I worked for this.

1502
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,040
Help pay the bills.

1503
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,040
Yeah, buy crack.

1504
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:42,240
I worked for this one restaurant where they had a Sunday buffet.

1505
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,560
And it was a nice place.

1506
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,160
It was nice.

1507
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,640
Was it Luby's?

1508
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,720
I won't say what place it is.

1509
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,720
It was Golden Corral.

1510
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,120
Yeah, I won't say what place it is.

1511
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,400
But they had a high caliber one.

1512
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:58,360
So the buffet was like $40 a head.

1513
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,680
It was something like that, $20, $35.

1514
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,760
That's expensive.

1515
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,880
Yeah, it was expensive.

1516
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,880
It was expensive.

1517
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,440
And they had a coupon in the newspaper.

1518
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,440
And it was like.

1519
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,880
That would be me.

1520
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,200
I'm the schmuck that shows up with the coupon.

1521
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,200
$15.99.

1522
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,200
Wait a second.

1523
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,600
Sir, that expired yesterday.

1524
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,520
No, it didn't.

1525
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,320
Buy one, get one free.

1526
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,120
OK?

1527
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:21,920
Really?

1528
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:22,680
It should be $15.

1529
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,600
It was $30 a head.

1530
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,440
Oh, yeah.

1531
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:30,560
So what we would do as waitstaff is we'd buy all of them,

1532
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,120
all the fucking newspapers.

1533
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,120
And we'd cut out.

1534
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,240
So nobody could get them?

1535
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,480
No, we'd cut the coupons out.

1536
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:42,000
So anybody that freaking paid with cash.

1537
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Oh.

1538
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,960
Oh, so you'd double your tip.

1539
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,640
Yeah.

1540
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,720
That's cheating.

1541
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,440
I see.

1542
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,680
I followed by the rules.

1543
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,120
That's fraud.

1544
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:52,640
Hold on.

1545
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,840
So you submitted a coupon that the patron didn't even

1546
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,480
know you submitted.

1547
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,040
Correct.

1548
00:51:59,040 --> 00:51:59,840
And you pocketed the coupon.

1549
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,640
You could have done that with the credit card, too.

1550
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,120
No, how you can do that?

1551
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,320
Well, because you get paid on.

1552
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,880
That's on your paycheck.

1553
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,720
Because all those tips that are on the credit card,

1554
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,080
they get paid on your paycheck.

1555
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,120
You got to go back to the table.

1556
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,960
So if the mill costs x amount of dollars,

1557
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,120
you got to go back to the table.

1558
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,200
And it's got to say x amount of dollars.

1559
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,720
No, you can't do it like that.

1560
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,960
I mean, there's no.

1561
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,640
So you don't give them a receipt after you ring it up

1562
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,240
with a free meal?

1563
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,480
No, if there's.

1564
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,080
Mr. Fraudster over here, he's like, listen,

1565
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,920
if you work on it, you know how to work the system.

1566
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,560
You could have done the credit card, too.

1567
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:36,400
I was taking the simple road where it's all.

1568
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,080
You're stupid.

1569
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,800
You didn't do credit cards, too.

1570
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,800
It's all on cash.

1571
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,520
You could have doubled your money.

1572
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,040
I never mess with credit cards, because that's

1573
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,560
like you're asking yourself to get in trouble.

1574
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,200
The cash one.

1575
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,360
There's an electronic record.

1576
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,680
Basically, look, if you put the ticket on the table

1577
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,440
and they pay with cash, and let's just say,

1578
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,480
hypothetically, it's 50 bucks.

1579
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,800
It's 40 bucks.

1580
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,000
And they leave cash in there.

1581
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,680
They say, hey, just keep the change.

1582
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,080
All right, well, guess what?

1583
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,160
If you throw an extra coupon in there,

1584
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,320
now you just made an extra 30, 40 bucks.

1585
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,720
You tripled your tip.

1586
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,040
But think about it.

1587
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,960
19, 20, 21 years old.

1588
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:18,840
And you just spent like a dollar to open up the machine.

1589
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,400
And you took all of the newspapers in there.

1590
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,440
You know, that's exciting.

1591
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,920
The early careers of criminals.

1592
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,400
So the Dallas Morning News was losing money.

1593
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,240
Young criminals just starting out,

1594
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,840
like figuring out the system.

1595
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,920
You know, it's so exciting.

1596
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,400
It's like your first love.

1597
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,960
You know when you're dating and you're 16

1598
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,160
and you have that special feeling?

1599
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,680
You know what's fucked up is that first theft?

1600
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,000
It's just like the young criminals figuring it out.

1601
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,680
I actually opened up the newspaper dispenser

1602
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,040
and put the newspapers back.

1603
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:47,640
You fell back.

1604
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,360
You took the coupon out and put them back?

1605
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,800
I would take the page out.

1606
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,840
So that the magazine people could see it.

1607
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,400
So you'd kind of like drop it open

1608
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,360
and you'd work all the papers and you put it back?

1609
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,200
I would.

1610
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,080
It was a process.

1611
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,560
That was totally jacked up about newspaper.

1612
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,880
I don't know if they still have newspaper dispensers like that.

1613
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,080
But you put in your quarter and you open up the thing.

1614
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:07,800
You can take all of them.

1615
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,720
You can take all of them.

1616
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:09,640
Yeah.

1617
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,040
I mean, that was just so stupid.

1618
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,360
Well, they're thinking most people wouldn't.

1619
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,480
Most people don't.

1620
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,720
Yeah, but you did.

1621
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,520
Well, he wants 10 newspapers.

1622
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,120
So you took all of them and you cut out the coupons.

1623
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:20,800
I did.

1624
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,760
But you put them back.

1625
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,400
Yeah, someone says, hey, Murl, go get that coupon

1626
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,200
out of the paper.

1627
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,160
You can go in there and it's already cut out.

1628
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,200
I'm like, what's up?

1629
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,560
No, I took the whole page out.

1630
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,400
I took the whole page.

1631
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,560
But it was only like the newspaper

1632
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,600
dispenser at the restaurant?

1633
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,160
Oh, no, no.

1634
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,240
No, this is up the street.

1635
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,160
Oh, you went somewhere else.

1636
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,680
Yeah, this is like right around the corner.

1637
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:41,560
See, that's what I'm talking about.

1638
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,680
The young criminals, man.

1639
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,800
It's so exciting when they first start out.

1640
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,520
They're smart and they go down the street.

1641
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,040
You know what I'm saying?

1642
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,120
Yeah, so Jeff, let us know.

1643
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:48,920
What does it look like?

1644
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:49,480
No, no, no, Sean.

1645
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,240
I didn't do anything like that.

1646
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,640
It's more Sean, really.

1647
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,040
Walk us through other young criminal exciting things

1648
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,040
that you did when you first started your criminal career.

1649
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:03,760
Well, how about Gratuiti?

1650
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:04,640
Great.

1651
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,120
OK, so.

1652
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:06,880
I was kidding.

1653
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:07,480
He's not.

1654
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,360
No, let's talk about this because this happens.

1655
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,440
This is a dudes like us thing because it happens.

1656
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,280
It happens to us.

1657
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,760
It happens with us.

1658
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,560
So there are some folks, not necessarily me.

1659
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,840
I have done it a few times.

1660
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,200
But there are some times where you have,

1661
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,560
let's say someone shows up at a nice restaurant

1662
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,960
and you have eight people in your party.

1663
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,560
And they're kind of like, on the bottom of the little ticket,

1664
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,000
it says, hey, look, any parties of six or more,

1665
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,600
Gratuiti is automatically added.

1666
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:42,800
So when they get their ticket, we'll ring it up.

1667
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:47,840
And then it will ask the way I'm having a hard time.

1668
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,600
So this is still the waiter.

1669
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,200
Yeah, so the server, the waiter, the server gets the ticket.

1670
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:58,480
They run the credit card with the tip included and everything.

1671
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,520
But when they receive the credit card voucher to print,

1672
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,200
it doesn't say that it's included.

1673
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,880
It doesn't say that it's included.

1674
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,400
So they add more to it.

1675
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,640
They do.

1676
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,880
And so it's basically.

1677
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,040
And you don't tell them, hey, tip's already there.

1678
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,760
No, no, no, no.

1679
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,120
That was something I always did.

1680
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,080
I highlighted on their ticket.

1681
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,600
But they didn't see it.

1682
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,100
Dude.

1683
00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:22,360
Because you didn't tell them.

1684
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,240
I took the extra effort and highlighted it.

1685
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,920
Did you use blue highlighter?

1686
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,520
I used yellow.

1687
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,120
No, it was invisible highlighter.

1688
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,280
It was clear.

1689
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,320
It was a clear highlighter.

1690
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:33,640
It was a very thin pencil.

1691
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,080
No, it was just a clear highlighter.

1692
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,720
Thin pencil.

1693
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:37,240
Isn't it?

1694
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:37,760
Right.

1695
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,720
It was number three lead.

1696
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:40,440
Clear.

1697
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,000
No, it was flat out clear highlighter.

1698
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,560
This is his finger.

1699
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:44,600
Oh, I highlighted it.

1700
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,800
Yeah, if they had a blue light, they would have seen it.

1701
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,320
Yeah.

1702
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,160
It was my sperm.

1703
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,160
What?

1704
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,480
What?

1705
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,440
There's no sperm on the ticket, Jeff.

1706
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,160
It's just a.

1707
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,320
You talked about black light.

1708
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,600
Well, black light doesn't have to always mean just sperm.

1709
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,000
Because you sign your name.

1710
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:58,920
It can also be blood.

1711
00:56:58,920 --> 00:56:59,800
It's sperm.

1712
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:00,800
Wow.

1713
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,300
Wow.

1714
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,200
That's what you told me.

1715
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,520
What just happened?

1716
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,360
I don't know, Paul.

1717
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,320
I said blue light, and it triggered Jeff.

1718
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,920
He immediately went to sperm.

1719
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:09,440
All right.

1720
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,720
So some positive things happening here.

1721
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:17,960
Amazon has pulled the Black Lives Matter option

1722
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,880
off of their list of donations.

1723
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,800
Charitable.

1724
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,320
Well, because Black Lives Matter screwed the shit out

1725
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,480
of all those corporations.

1726
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:26,980
That's why.

1727
00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:29,920
They totally delegitimize themselves.

1728
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,000
$60 million.

1729
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,280
Black Lives Matter on Amazon?

1730
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,480
And they don't know where it's at.

1731
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,000
And they don't know where it's at.

1732
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,800
Even California said they're going to.

1733
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,440
What is California going to do to Black Lives Matter?

1734
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,000
They're going to.

1735
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:41,800
Nothing.

1736
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,080
No, no.

1737
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:43,760
The opposite.

1738
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,080
They're investigating, aren't they?

1739
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:45,580
Yeah.

1740
00:57:45,580 --> 00:57:45,880
They're upset.

1741
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,480
Well, they want to know where their taxable $60 million is.

1742
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:49,960
No, but they took action.

1743
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:50,480
Probably.

1744
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,120
California took some sort of action, kind of like Amazon

1745
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:53,880
did.

1746
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,680
They said something.

1747
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,920
I don't remember what it was.

1748
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,920
But Black Lives Matter is in trouble.

1749
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,320
They're in trouble.

1750
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,480
As an organization.

1751
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,320
As an organization.

1752
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,160
I think companies are no longer going to like.

1753
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:07,840
It was bullshit.

1754
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,600
It was bullshit from the beginning.

1755
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,320
It was total bullshit from the beginning.

1756
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,680
They bought into it, though.

1757
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,240
Yeah, they did.

1758
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,520
They hooked line and sinker.

1759
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,720
I don't have any sympathy.

1760
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,720
I don't either.

1761
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,120
No sympathy.

1762
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,960
If anyone had any business savvy,

1763
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,160
they would have dove in head first and made him that.

1764
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,400
I need to show.

1765
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,160
I need to virtue signal.

1766
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:28,960
I need to give money.

1767
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,480
100% virtue signaling.

1768
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,280
Boom.

1769
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,000
Amen.

1770
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,200
That's all it was.

1771
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,080
Virtue signaling.

1772
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,320
And they didn't investigate to see if this was legitimate.

1773
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,560
How is my money going to be used or anything?

1774
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:40,800
And then on top of that.

1775
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,960
So they could say they gave.

1776
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,440
Yep.

1777
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,800
And on the heels of that, did you

1778
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:48,480
hear about the guy who is a Black Lives Matter activist?

1779
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:54,200
He had a gun and went to a rally.

1780
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,840
And he shot the gun and tried to kill.

1781
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:58,840
A Jewish congressman.

1782
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,520
He tried to kill a Jewish candidate for office.

1783
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,640
Missed him.

1784
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,840
It grazed his clothes.

1785
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,480
It literally went through his clothes, but it didn't hit him.

1786
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,400
And they, of course, arrested him and all this kind of stuff.

1787
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,480
Black Lives Matter posted his bail.

1788
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,480
There are celebrities that posted his bail.

1789
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,840
What the hell, man?

1790
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,760
He literally tried to assassinate

1791
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,720
a candidate for office.

1792
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,840
And he's a big MSNBC.

1793
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,800
They interviewed him.

1794
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,400
Joy Reid was big on him.

1795
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,560
There's a bunch of.

1796
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,160
And they literally bailed him out of jail.

1797
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,680
I saw four celebrities that donated money to his bail.

1798
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,520
Look at that big cheesy ass smile he has.

1799
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:44,240
This photo was taken with President Obama.

1800
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,120
Wow.

1801
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,200
Amazing.

1802
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,760
Amazing.

1803
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,920
They bailed him out.

1804
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,400
President Obama, one of the finest speakers,

1805
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,160
one of the most corrupt presidents,

1806
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,880
but man, he could talk.

1807
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:56,920
Yeah, but that was why.

1808
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,720
Look at the picture they find of the guy he shot.

1809
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,000
Making an ugly face.

1810
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,040
Shot at.

1811
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,520
Whereas the other guy smiling.

1812
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,280
Brown was accused of opening fire.

1813
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,480
That's no different than Trevion Martin.

1814
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,400
Remember that?

1815
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:17,680
They showed a little kid when the Trevion Martin thing

1816
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:18,240
was happening.

1817
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,200
They showed him when he was a kid.

1818
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,920
Oh, he was a little like 10-year-old.

1819
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,600
He looked so innocent and stuff.

1820
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:27,120
And then they showed him now, and he was like a full on thug,

1821
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,240
looking all mean, and Instagram showing a gun.

1822
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,960
When he was what, 16 or 17 at the time?

1823
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:32,760
Yeah, I don't know.

1824
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,360
I don't know.

1825
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,720
But that's total optics.

1826
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,040
Well, I'll tell you what, the guy that shot him.

1827
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,000
Total bullshit optics.

1828
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,560
You know, the guy that shot him ended up

1829
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,280
being a fricking moron.

1830
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:40,960
Oh, Zimmerman?

1831
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:41,600
Zimmerman.

1832
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,080
Oh, George Zimmerman went on.

1833
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,400
He got acquitted.

1834
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,160
Well, he did.

1835
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,440
And then he went on to have a domestic violence

1836
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,680
issue with somebody.

1837
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,280
I don't know, he ended up being a girlfriend.

1838
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,280
Yeah, the guy's a mess.

1839
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:54,800
His wife left him.

1840
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,800
Yeah, the guy's a mess.

1841
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,240
No question about it.

1842
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,120
Well, I would be too.

1843
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,240
I mean, can you imagine?

1844
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,360
Yeah, it was, yeah.

1845
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,640
You can't go anywhere without somebody knowing who you worked.

1846
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,000
Yeah.

1847
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,600
He's a white Hispanic.

1848
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,080
Right.

1849
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1850
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,920
Is there such a thing?

1851
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,720
Well, there is the news.

1852
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,320
Because they kept saying he's white, he's white.

1853
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,120
A white man did this, a white man did this.

1854
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,480
And they found out that he's Hispanic.

1855
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,120
He's a white Hispanic.

1856
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,800
I didn't know that.

1857
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,240
Interesting.

1858
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,360
So where do these white Hispanic folks come from?

1859
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:29,320
They delegitimize the ethnic issue from the get-go.

1860
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,320
Correct.

1861
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,880
God, they're such a bullshit.

1862
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,200
Because they kept saying, well, this is a white guy

1863
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,320
shooting a black guy.

1864
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,000
Then it came out, well, no, he's actually Hispanic.

1865
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,120
Well, he's a white Hispanic.

1866
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,280
He's a white Hispanic.

1867
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,320
Nice, nice.

1868
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:42,040
Right.

1869
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,480
Excellent.

1870
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,560
Love it.

1871
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,720
Love it, love it, love it.

1872
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:50,120
Paul, man, we took a major, major left turn on that one.

1873
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,880
Did we ever get to camping?

1874
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,080
We did not get to camping.

1875
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:53,680
Yeah.

1876
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,360
Did we ever talk about the bourbon we were drinking?

1877
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,640
What time does this podcast end?

1878
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,880
It ends at 10.30.

1879
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,320
Oh, OK.

1880
01:01:59,320 --> 01:01:59,880
We're good.

1881
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,360
Well, Paul was wanting to be a pea and leave at 10.

1882
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,640
But has that changed?

1883
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,360
A Poseidon.

1884
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,280
A vagina.

1885
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,200
Perseus?

1886
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,080
He wants to be a V.

1887
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,240
Perseus, like a demigod?

1888
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:14,920
What do you mean?

1889
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:15,840
When you say pea.

1890
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,040
Poon tang.

1891
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,080
Is that a beer?

1892
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,600
Yes, it is.

1893
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:21,320
Sour.

1894
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,960
I'm not a Poon Tang sour beer.

1895
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,560
Did we ever talk about our bourbon?

1896
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,280
No, we did not.

1897
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,120
We did not.

1898
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,280
It's Chet Nuta whiskey.

1899
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,520
No, it is not.

1900
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,560
It's Redwood.

1901
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,560
It's Redwood Empire.

1902
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,920
You know what?

1903
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,640
This is one of a series.

1904
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,440
There's actually three different ones.

1905
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,800
And this is more.

1906
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,360
And this is not the first we've had.

1907
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,360
So what is this one?

1908
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,800
Sean, hit us.

1909
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,040
Well, this is the Lost Monarch.

1910
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,400
It's named after the world's largest coastal Redwood

1911
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,200
Lost Monarch.

1912
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,000
Whiskey has a name to live up to, an award-winning bourbon

1913
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,680
rye blend with an exceptional balance of sweetness and spice.

1914
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,600
Perfect choice for those who just can't decide

1915
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:57,880
between rye or bourbon.

1916
01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,920
We call it the best of both worlds.

1917
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:03,920
I feel like we need subtitles for when you talk.

1918
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,840
I think he kind of sounded like the announcer

1919
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,880
of the prices, right, as he's like lifting the prices.

1920
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:14,680
So like, if we had a video feed, we would need closed caption.

1921
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:19,320
It's a dark amber color with a slightly orange cast.

1922
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,560
Isn't that much better?

1923
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:25,240
The nose, complex, with clove, cinnamon, vanilla, orange,

1924
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,600
citrus zest.

1925
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,280
What the hell?

1926
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,600
Butterscotch notes and an intriguing hint of.

1927
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,120
What the hell?

1928
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:32,920
Murphywood.

1929
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,040
That was sandalwood.

1930
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,320
What does sandalwood taste like?

1931
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,440
I don't know what sandalwood.

1932
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,120
Murphywood.

1933
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:37,880
Or smell like.

1934
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,080
I know what sandalwood smells like.

1935
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,080
Probably coarse leather.

1936
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,040
Coarse?

1937
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,040
Or horse?

1938
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:44,960
Coarse.

1939
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,800
Coarse leather.

1940
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:46,360
Holy shit.

1941
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,120
60% rye?

1942
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:48,760
Is that right?

1943
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,440
No.

1944
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,800
60% rye?

1945
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,880
That's what it just said.

1946
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:52,720
No, it's blended.

1947
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,360
It's blended.

1948
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,520
Look right there.

1949
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,640
Holy shit.

1950
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:56,600
It's blend.

1951
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,960
60% rye whiskey.

1952
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,000
Shut the front door.

1953
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,840
40% bourbon whiskey.

1954
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,440
He's right.

1955
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,880
No, it's a blend.

1956
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,280
It is a blend, but the first blend is 60% rye.

1957
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,920
Yeah, but it's a blend of 60% rye and 40% bourbon.

1958
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:13,760
But if you look at it, it's actually a 95% rye.

1959
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,720
Of the rye.

1960
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,680
It's 90% rye, 5% marley.

1961
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:21,320
So you have two whiskies, 60% of it is a rye whiskey,

1962
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:22,880
40% is a bourbon whiskey.

1963
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:23,560
Right.

1964
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,720
He's just saying it's more rye than bourbon.

1965
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,760
No, he said it was 60% rye.

1966
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:28,760
Well, that's what it says.

1967
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:29,800
That's what it says.

1968
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,040
No.

1969
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:32,640
It is not 60% rye.

1970
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:33,440
It says what it says.

1971
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,520
If you did all of the math.

1972
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,080
60% of the rye.

1973
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,160
So what's 60% of 95?

1974
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:39,880
And then that's what you do.

1975
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,240
Easy there.

1976
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,400
Mathly.

1977
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,200
No.

1978
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:43,840
Come on, Paul.

1979
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:44,640
You're the engineer.

1980
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,080
I am the engineer.

1981
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,520
You know, Jeff, I'm glad you brought that up.

1982
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,120
So let me walk you guys through this.

1983
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,160
It's actually an algorithm.

1984
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,360
This is a four-year-old bourbon.

1985
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,040
No.

1986
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,440
A blend of four to 12-year-old bourbon.

1987
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,320
OK, he is.

1988
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,840
And a three to five-year-old rye whiskey.

1989
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,360
Did you have your testosterone shot today?

1990
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,160
Absolutely.

1991
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,200
He's throwing down tonight.

1992
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:02,600
I am.

1993
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,600
Come on, you've got to be right.

1994
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,520
You've got to be right about these things.

1995
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:05,000
You've got to be right, Sean.

1996
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:05,400
What the fuck?

1997
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,080
60% rye right there in the front thing.

1998
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:07,880
I've got to be right?

1999
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,280
It's not 60% rye.

2000
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,800
It says 60% rye.

2001
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,880
Whiskey.

2002
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,840
Does it say 60% rye?

2003
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,520
We are the world.

2004
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,640
No, it says 6% rye whiskey.

2005
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:17,600
It says rye.

2006
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,520
So you have a whiskey here.

2007
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,600
This is a rye whiskey.

2008
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:22,600
That's bottle and bottle.

2009
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,280
60%, 40% of bourbon.

2010
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,680
Does it mean it's a 60% rye?

2011
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,760
Yeah, but that rye whiskey is 60%.

2012
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,480
No, it's 95%.

2013
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:34,960
No, it's 90% rye and 5% malt barley.

2014
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,680
How do you say wind beneath your wings?

2015
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,640
But the bourbon also has 21% rye.

2016
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,680
That was like, we are the world.

2017
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,960
Yeah, I was trying to think of it.

2018
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:46,400
I think of Bette Miller's The Wind Beneath My Wings.

2019
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:47,960
We don't listen to Bette Miller anymore.

2020
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,200
Well, I'm trying to do something that's harmonizing.

2021
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,040
I do like the rose.

2022
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,240
So the bourbon is all right, long story short.

2023
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,560
Redwood Empire Whiskey puts out some good stuff.

2024
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,760
But this stuff, it kind of reminds me.

2025
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,200
I like blends.

2026
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:04,720
I do too.

2027
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,240
Well, I mean, if they're good blends.

2028
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,000
I do like blends.

2029
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,640
The four ones, where they pick all four corners

2030
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,920
and they come in, this one is only two.

2031
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:15,000
And it's.

2032
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,880
Well, we like the four grain.

2033
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:17,960
That's a lot of blend.

2034
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:18,600
We do, that's good.

2035
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,720
That's when they make a bourbon out of four grains.

2036
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,800
It has the wheat and the rye.

2037
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,120
And it's not blended together?

2038
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,080
No, it's not blended, but it uses four grains.

2039
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,680
Like the Penelope, that's a four grain.

2040
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,960
Do they take the several four grain ones,

2041
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,280
or do they blend all the four grains together?

2042
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,720
Well, they make the.

2043
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,320
Bring that up.

2044
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,440
I'm actually curious.

2045
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,160
Bring up Penelope four grain, because I

2046
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,720
thought it was a blend.

2047
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,400
No.

2048
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:42,200
It's not.

2049
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,600
You're saying it literally is distilled from a mash.

2050
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,200
Well, they don't blend together.

2051
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,480
I mean, originally.

2052
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,120
OK, and I'm good with that.

2053
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:50,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2054
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,480
Put up four grain, Penelope four grain.

2055
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,200
There it is, four grain bourbon.

2056
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,840
All right, so I thought it was a blend.

2057
01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,120
It's not?

2058
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,080
No.

2059
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,560
Ask or tell.

2060
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,040
No, that's not what he said.

2061
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,600
A blend of three.

2062
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,600
Uh oh.

2063
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,600
Penelope four grains, straight bourbon.

2064
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,880
What?

2065
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:11,600
Uh oh.

2066
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,680
Go back.

2067
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:14,960
It said a blend.

2068
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:15,600
It said.

2069
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,720
That's not the one we have.

2070
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:17,720
Yes, it is.

2071
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,280
That is not the one we have.

2072
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,560
OK, but.

2073
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:22,640
It doesn't matter.

2074
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,960
It's because it's great.

2075
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:24,960
It read.

2076
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,680
It says Penelope four grains, straight bourbon.

2077
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,080
Blend of three bourbon mash pills.

2078
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,680
Yeah, it is.

2079
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,440
I could be wrong.

2080
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:33,240
I'll admit it.

2081
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:34,480
But that's not the one we have.

2082
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,480
We're just giving you shit.

2083
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:37,160
All right, let's go to another one.

2084
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:37,640
Find the.

2085
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:38,480
That's not the one.

2086
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:39,560
That's got to be it, though.

2087
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,800
It's a black label.

2088
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,080
Oh, why is it going to be black?

2089
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,280
That's the barrels.

2090
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,200
Because it's Black History Month.

2091
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:48,480
Oh, is it still February?

2092
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:49,360
Yeah, dang it.

2093
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,520
Why did you have to lead me there?

2094
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:51,480
I mean, could it be?

2095
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,480
We got the bottle out there.

2096
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,480
We could just go grab it.

2097
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,000
All right, so here's the thing.

2098
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,320
Tara's birthday is coming up.

2099
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:56,800
There it is.

2100
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,280
No, no, no.

2101
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:57,760
And we've got.

2102
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:58,080
I see it.

2103
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:58,680
I see it.

2104
01:07:58,680 --> 01:07:59,600
Options to go camping.

2105
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,120
That's it.

2106
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:00,640
That's it right there.

2107
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,760
The camping thing has brought up so many different.

2108
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,160
That is not it.

2109
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,040
You know, just.

2110
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:05,680
Damn it.

2111
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,320
We're trying to figure out where to go.

2112
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,800
And we're trying to figure out why.

2113
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,280
Well, what makes camping fun?

2114
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,200
And we're trying to say, all right.

2115
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,560
You're going to go camping for her birthday?

2116
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,400
OK, first of all, it's not camping.

2117
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,080
They're RVing.

2118
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,040
They're going to RV it.

2119
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:15,880
But I'm just saying.

2120
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,800
That's not camping.

2121
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:17,720
For them, it's not.

2122
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,280
That's called glamping.

2123
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,040
They're going to be in the RV.

2124
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:25,040
But I was going to go perhaps over the weekend.

2125
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,080
But I didn't want to stay in the RV.

2126
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,960
I want to marry up and get a log tan or something.

2127
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:30,720
Oh, why?

2128
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,600
Why do you have to be like that?

2129
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,720
Because I want them to enjoy the RV.

2130
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,520
They don't go.

2131
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,560
When was the last time you took your testosterone shot?

2132
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:38,120
Well, no.

2133
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,800
I'm just saying that I would like to stay in the tent.

2134
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:41,440
What's the big deal?

2135
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:41,800
Why?

2136
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:42,400
Why not?

2137
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,200
Why can't I stay in the tent?

2138
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,520
I guess you can.

2139
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:50,680
I mean, the sleeping bags are rated for under 20 degrees,

2140
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:51,360
the ones I have.

2141
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,480
We're not saying you're going to freeze to death.

2142
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:55,080
We're just saying it's not as comfortable.

2143
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,240
I would go in the RV.

2144
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,760
It's not as comfortable as being in the RV.

2145
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:02,400
And drink and eat and have fun and hang out with them.

2146
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,720
And then go out to your tent?

2147
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,720
Yeah.

2148
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,560
Because the girls are going to stay in the RV.

2149
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,400
We'll stay in the tent.

2150
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:09,320
OK, well, that's different.

2151
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:10,400
Or you can have a four-way.

2152
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,280
Just saying.

2153
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:13,920
Oh, wow.

2154
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,400
What, a five-way, a six-way?

2155
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,720
Is there any limit?

2156
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,360
Well, if you talk about Sistadena Chile,

2157
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:21,800
it goes to five-way.

2158
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:22,360
OK.

2159
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:24,760
So that's the max.

2160
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,760
Five-way's the max.

2161
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:30,640
Do you absorb that, Sean?

2162
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,080
Five-way is the max.

2163
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,400
I don't know, man.

2164
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,080
Jeff fucking.

2165
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,240
That was the biggest curveball I've ever heard

2166
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:37,880
from Jeff.

2167
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,160
Yeah, and that's a swing and a miss for me.

2168
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:41,720
I can't hit that.

2169
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,120
I can't hit that.

2170
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,120
All right, you won.

2171
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:50,360
Seriously, when's the last time you had your testosterone thing?

2172
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,520
Oh, really?

2173
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,120
Why?

2174
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,600
Because I got to ask the question.

2175
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,120
Why?

2176
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:57,160
When's the last time you've done yours?

2177
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,360
What's today?

2178
01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,080
I don't know.

2179
01:09:59,080 --> 01:09:59,680
Today's Tuesday.

2180
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:00,600
Today's Tuesday.

2181
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,080
22nd?

2182
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:02,720
I don't know.

2183
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,920
We've already had this conversation.

2184
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,880
I do mine every 3 and 1 half days.

2185
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,360
And I self-inject.

2186
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,560
I know.

2187
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,560
I'm asking you.

2188
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:11,800
I do it once a week.

2189
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,200
So once a week.

2190
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,640
So is it like Mondays?

2191
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:15,360
Sundays.

2192
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,480
Sundays.

2193
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:20,640
And compared to what you're doing, is it the same stuff?

2194
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,560
It's the same stuff.

2195
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,120
Just different dosages at different intervals.

2196
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:33,240
Because there was some stickier stuff and less sticky stuff.

2197
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:33,920
Yes.

2198
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:34,440
Yeah.

2199
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:35,120
Like semen?

2200
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:35,640
No.

2201
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:36,440
No.

2202
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,880
Does it make it stickier?

2203
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:39,880
I don't know.

2204
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:40,960
Jeff, how's your semen?

2205
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,480
Is it sticky?

2206
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:44,040
Mine's very viscous.

2207
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,480
No.

2208
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:48,480
There are some testosterone shots that you get that are very

2209
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:51,400
viscousy that last for like 30 minutes.

2210
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,360
I'm going to use a lifeline.

2211
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:55,240
I'm going to use a lifeline.

2212
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:55,920
Call Shelly.

2213
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:56,360
Hey.

2214
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:56,960
Hey, honey.

2215
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:57,760
What's going on?

2216
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:01,800
Listen, Sean wants to know if my sperm is sticky.

2217
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,760
Is it stickier?

2218
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,280
Is it stickier than before?

2219
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,520
Does it taste like pineapples?

2220
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,480
I remember when I didn't do the shots.

2221
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,240
Is it viscous?

2222
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:10,280
Viscuous.

2223
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:11,160
She just hung up.

2224
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:14,400
Did it glue your hairs on your eyebrows shut?

2225
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:15,400
Really?

2226
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:15,880
What?

2227
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,400
Wow.

2228
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:18,240
Wow, too much.

2229
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,320
Too far.

2230
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,120
Too much, too far.

2231
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:24,920
So based on one of our past podcasts,

2232
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:31,480
you had brought up there are different types of the-

2233
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,200
We actually just say SS.

2234
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:37,920
Testosterone, where you take like an injection of some very

2235
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,000
thick shit that will eventually erode away in 30 days.

2236
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,240
Or you could take some stuff that's kind of instant that

2237
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:48,040
will erodes less in less time.

2238
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,480
Does that make sense?

2239
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:50,160
There are-

2240
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,360
Long term, short term.

2241
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,200
Well, there's pellets that you inject underneath your skin.

2242
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,200
Those are pellets.

2243
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:56,920
Are they pellets?

2244
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,280
I thought there was some sort of a syrupy kind of thing.

2245
01:11:59,280 --> 01:11:59,920
No, no, no.

2246
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:00,560
They're pellets.

2247
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:03,880
They're pellets that you can inject in your butt cheek.

2248
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,400
They release over like six weeks.

2249
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,040
Correct.

2250
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:06,920
Even longer than that.

2251
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,640
Months, three months.

2252
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:13,520
Well, my point by bringing that up is that their dissolve rate

2253
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,600
is sort of-

2254
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,160
Somewhat controllable, yes.

2255
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,800
Is it controllable?

2256
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:19,960
Not really.

2257
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:20,640
That's my point.

2258
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,800
Yeah, some people dissolve it a lot faster than others.

2259
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,040
And I don't really understand that.

2260
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,280
And I'm not on board with that.

2261
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:26,880
But that's what I'm bringing up.

2262
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:31,040
And that's why I was asking, is yours in that neighborhood,

2263
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,680
or is yours like Paul's?

2264
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:33,360
Like Paul's.

2265
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,040
OK, that's kind of the-

2266
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,960
I'm on board with self-inject because you can control everything.

2267
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,880
And are you injecting yourself?

2268
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,840
Yeah.

2269
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,880
Interesting.

2270
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,160
Julie does it.

2271
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:44,800
Yeah.

2272
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,160
And where do you inject it?

2273
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:47,160
In the eyelid.

2274
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,280
Left shaft.

2275
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,600
Right underneath the eye.

2276
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,600
You have a right shaft?

2277
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,880
You have multiple shafts?

2278
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:56,760
Wow, you're like a cow out of her.

2279
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:57,720
In the ass.

2280
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:01,600
My urologist didn't walk me through multiple shafts.

2281
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,360
Did he frown upon the shaft injection?

2282
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,080
I think I have a unishaft.

2283
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,400
I wasn't aware that there was something other than that.

2284
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,960
Get the fuck out of here.

2285
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,360
And my left shaft.

2286
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,000
Yeah.

2287
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:14,480
Honey, which-

2288
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,200
Don't do it to the right.

2289
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,000
We have to alternate.

2290
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,160
Honey, which one do you want to use tonight?

2291
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,560
How does that work?

2292
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:21,280
OK.

2293
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:21,880
Thank you, Jeff.

2294
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,040
Is that the buttocks?

2295
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,160
It's intramuscular, so that's going to your muscle.

2296
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:26,120
Yes.

2297
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,080
Either you could do it in your thigh, I guess.

2298
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,280
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

2299
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,320
Butt cheek, all the way.

2300
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,320
Yeah, the butt cheek, in the muscle, in your glute.

2301
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,160
Yeah.

2302
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:35,080
What's wrong with the thigh?

2303
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:35,840
Gluteus maximus.

2304
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:37,280
Because these needles are this long.

2305
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,800
They have really long needles.

2306
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,520
Are they really?

2307
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,160
Yes.

2308
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,960
I mean, they're an inch long.

2309
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,240
No, they're more than an inch.

2310
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:44,560
This thing's an inch and a half.

2311
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:47,200
Mine's six inches.

2312
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:50,880
It pokes out the front of my femur.

2313
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:51,960
It goes all the way through.

2314
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,600
Dude, is it really an inch and a half long?

2315
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:53,960
It's very uncomfortable.

2316
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:55,440
Yes, it's an inch and a half.

2317
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:56,840
That's not that long.

2318
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,520
I don't think mine.

2319
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,360
I'll go get you one of mine.

2320
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,800
I literally don't think mine are that long.

2321
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,160
I'll go get you one of mine.

2322
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,240
And you look at it, you go like, because the first time

2323
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,320
I picked those up, I was like, holy shit.

2324
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:08,600
Yeah, I think you do the ones that are meant for elephants.

2325
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,440
You probably need to do the ones that I do,

2326
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,120
which is for humans.

2327
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,640
Yeah, you get a veterinarian one.

2328
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:17,680
No, these are like, these are like, because on there.

2329
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:18,360
Where do you go?

2330
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,560
Do you go to a vet to get your shots?

2331
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,320
They're elephant.

2332
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,920
This is like big darts.

2333
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:28,120
She shoots me from across the room like a harpoon.

2334
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,160
Then it pumps in.

2335
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:33,720
Mr. Jeff, are you ready?

2336
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,600
Yeah, I wouldn't.

2337
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:36,840
I'll show you one.

2338
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:37,920
Mine are not that long.

2339
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,400
They're really not that long.

2340
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:42,120
But maybe let's compare needles.

2341
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:42,920
Oh, god.

2342
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:43,600
All right.

2343
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,640
We won't share needles.

2344
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,320
We'll just compare needles.

2345
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:50,280
I was curious about that because we never talked about that.

2346
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,960
We never talked about it.

2347
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:55,000
We had talked about the testosterone

2348
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,800
in one of our previous podcasts.

2349
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,800
But we didn't.

2350
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,240
I can tell you, I wasn't.

2351
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:00,840
You weren't taking it.

2352
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,320
I can tell you, I have more energy.

2353
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:02,800
Do you?

2354
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:03,960
A lot more.

2355
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,640
I'm out there in the garage working.

2356
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,360
Yeah, you are.

2357
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,040
Instead of sitting on my ass like I was.

2358
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:08,600
Right.

2359
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,400
So I have more energy.

2360
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:10,280
I want to go to the gym.

2361
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:10,800
I want to do this.

2362
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:11,560
I want to do that.

2363
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:15,160
I haven't lost the weight yet because as soon as I took it,

2364
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,560
then I got the fucking COVID.

2365
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,360
And I was out for a few weeks.

2366
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,920
And now I'm getting back into it.

2367
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,360
So now I want to go back and I want to start losing the weight.

2368
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:25,680
You definitely have energy.

2369
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:26,960
And you fight with Sean more.

2370
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:28,120
I like that.

2371
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:29,080
Do you really?

2372
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:29,880
Does he really?

2373
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:30,400
Yeah.

2374
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,120
You guys argue more.

2375
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:31,640
I like that.

2376
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:32,200
That's good.

2377
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,800
I think more people need to argue with Sean.

2378
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,040
Instead of you?

2379
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:38,280
Instead of me.

2380
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,000
Yeah, I don't want to be the only testosterone needle

2381
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,080
junkie that fights for Sean.

2382
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:43,800
I'm kidding.

2383
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:44,600
God, look at you.

2384
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:45,240
You all in the bathroom.

2385
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:45,880
I'm just like, all right.

2386
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:46,800
No, I can see your face.

2387
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,120
You're all, oh, really?

2388
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:49,960
What just happened?

2389
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:50,640
Yeah.

2390
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:51,840
Did you really?

2391
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:52,880
What?

2392
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,080
Whatever.

2393
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,200
Anyway, we're just giving you shit.

2394
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,280
Anyway, what's your point?

2395
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:58,360
Where do you want to go with that?

2396
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,080
Would you like to get on the program?

2397
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,160
Well, you know, I'm not against it.

2398
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,040
I'm not against it.

2399
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,320
That's why I was asking.

2400
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,440
We haven't talked about the size of the needle.

2401
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,360
I'll show you one when I get down there.

2402
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:09,280
I don't care about it.

2403
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:10,440
I mean, I'm a man.

2404
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,560
I'll take it right of my, wherever it needs to go.

2405
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:13,760
Take your right shaft.

2406
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:14,600
Up the peepee hole?

2407
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,440
Dude, I will shove it.

2408
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:18,960
I will, it won't go anywhere near my peepee hole.

2409
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,080
Oh, no peepee hole shaft?

2410
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:20,560
No.

2411
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,600
OK, that's fine.

2412
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,160
But I'll put up my scrotum if I need to.

2413
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:25,360
No, you don't need to.

2414
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:26,560
Shut the front door.

2415
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,400
You're not going to stick a needle in your scrotum.

2416
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:29,360
You would be an idiot.

2417
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:32,800
I am constantly touching my scrotum.

2418
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:33,560
Oh.

2419
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,120
Constantly.

2420
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:34,620
Why?

2421
01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:38,000
My scrotum is like, there's like no feeling in there.

2422
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,400
Yeah, this got very, very personal.

2423
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,800
I can like poke things in there.

2424
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,120
Nothing happens.

2425
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:44,160
So you've done this.

2426
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,200
It's like a tortoise shell.

2427
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,000
So you've taken a knife and done this.

2428
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,280
I've never done a knife.

2429
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:50,320
Like a toothpick?

2430
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,680
I haven't done anything.

2431
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,040
Have you jabbed anything into your scrotum sack?

2432
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,040
No, I mean, just think a couple of times a day.

2433
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:57,400
You reach down there.

2434
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,560
OK, I'll give you one of my needles,

2435
01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,840
and you poke a hole in your scrotum.

2436
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:00,520
What are you talking about?

2437
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,320
I am not going to pierce my scrotum.

2438
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:06,040
Well, you said that's what you would do.

2439
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,640
Have we all been vasectomied?

2440
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,680
What the fuck are we drinking?

2441
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,160
No, no, let's talk about vasectomies.

2442
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:14,720
No, no, let's back up a second, because we're all 50 plus.

2443
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,320
What is the proof on this bourbon?

2444
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,240
I don't know.

2445
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:20,840
They say 95, I call bullshit.

2446
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,720
So if we're going to talk about 50s health and all that kind

2447
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,880
of stuff, are we all vasectomied?

2448
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:26,380
I am.

2449
01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:27,400
I am as well.

2450
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,200
I am not.

2451
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,240
You are not vasectomied.

2452
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:32,000
Oh, I am shooting wigglies.

2453
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:32,600
Really?

2454
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,100
Oh, yeah.

2455
01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:34,080
Interesting.

2456
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,840
All right, so I don't know.

2457
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:38,600
I tell you the reason why I got mine

2458
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:41,400
is I did not want my wife to get a hysterectomy,

2459
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,960
because my mother got a hysterectomy

2460
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,280
and had to go on hormones, and that

2461
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:46,960
led to her breast cancer.

2462
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,460
OK.

2463
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:50,720
So I told my wife, I was like, I don't want you to do that.

2464
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,040
I will get the vasectomy instead.

2465
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,200
Right, right, right.

2466
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:57,040
It's much easier for the man to become scarril

2467
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:57,560
It is.

2468
01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:58,960
Than the woman to become scarril.

2469
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,440
It's so invasive.

2470
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:06,760
Well, the last child that we had, unbeknownst to me,

2471
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:12,120
which is really fucked up, my mother-in-law

2472
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:16,480
made the choice to take that away from my wife.

2473
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:19,320
How did she have that power?

2474
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:22,120
Why wouldn't your wife didn't discuss it with you?

2475
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,240
What do you mean?

2476
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,760
She just made an appointment and did it and didn't even tell you?

2477
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:28,560
OK, so we had our last child.

2478
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:29,880
At the same time.

2479
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:30,480
Oh, OK.

2480
01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:32,800
That's usually when they do it, either way.

2481
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:33,800
Well, at the same time.

2482
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:34,680
But you didn't know.

2483
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:36,920
Yeah, the conversation was never had with me.

2484
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,520
That's not cool.

2485
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:40,920
Yeah.

2486
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,600
Wow.

2487
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,040
I don't know what to say to that.

2488
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:45,360
Yeah.

2489
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:48,720
Well, my question is, how did your mother-in-law have that power?

2490
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,200
Because she was in the room with her.

2491
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:50,960
I don't know.

2492
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:57,960
In fact, my wife even is like, she wanted another child.

2493
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,880
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

2494
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:02,880
She did it against the will of even your wife?

2495
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:03,520
You know what?

2496
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,280
I need to fact check that.

2497
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,360
And this is kind of a very sore subject.

2498
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,240
Yeah, I wouldn't fact check it.

2499
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,880
I would let it go.

2500
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,520
That was a long time ago, and it's too late now.

2501
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,520
It is way too late.

2502
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,120
I wouldn't even go there.

2503
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,400
It kind of steeps into.

2504
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,280
Something's weird about that whole situation.

2505
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:27,360
Yeah, well, it happened, and I wasn't aware of it.

2506
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,520
When I found out that she couldn't have any more kids,

2507
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,680
I was like, really?

2508
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,360
When did that happen?

2509
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,760
Why was I involved in that?

2510
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,400
Yeah, that's crazy.

2511
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:38,760
Yeah, that's a discussion that you should have.

2512
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:39,680
That's the question.

2513
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,440
That's a conversation I should have had prior.

2514
01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:44,520
Yeah, Julia had the hard discussion,

2515
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:47,480
because she wanted one, because she was having lots of hormone

2516
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:48,680
girl stuff issues.

2517
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:49,360
Right.

2518
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,080
And she wanted one.

2519
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:52,920
I was like, no.

2520
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,640
I was like, I don't want you to do that because of this,

2521
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,680
because of my experience.

2522
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,960
Whether that's right or wrong, I don't know.

2523
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:58,600
Right.

2524
01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,600
And I was like, I'll just go.

2525
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:00,880
It's easier for me to recover.

2526
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,560
They went in there and did their thing.

2527
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:05,000
You had a very long style.

2528
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,920
It wasn't that.

2529
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,560
It was the internal hormones.

2530
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,200
You get burnt in the frickin' Hulk.

2531
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:11,920
Yeah.

2532
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,320
It was like Andre the Giant.

2533
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:13,720
He was.

2534
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,920
He came out at 6'4".

2535
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,240
Oh, wow.

2536
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:23,920
Wow, that would look like a very awkward pregnancy.

2537
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,160
I mean, she'd be swollen in a lot of weird areas.

2538
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:29,000
Yeah, just like a human body shape, stomach.

2539
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,160
Yeah, like a leg sticking out of her neck and stuff.

2540
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,800
And he's flexing, like all the boys do these days.

2541
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:34,880
No, that would be Preston.

2542
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:37,000
Yeah, they all do it.

2543
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:40,640
They just look at themselves.

2544
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:44,200
Those boys, I'm excited for when they get back together.

2545
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:48,080
I know Brandon's been in Lubbock for a long while.

2546
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,960
And the boys have been in college stationed.

2547
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,760
And it's like.

2548
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,920
Yeah, when they reconvene during the summertime.

2549
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:54,880
It's off the hook.

2550
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:55,520
It's hilarious.

2551
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,320
It's kind of like the first time.

2552
01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,200
The boys were like seniors in high school.

2553
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:03,880
And Brandon had gone to Nacogdocious.

2554
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:06,800
And he was playing football into the college there.

2555
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,600
And we brought the boys up there to visit.

2556
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,440
Preston and Stephen.

2557
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:14,000
And it's like we get to the hotel room.

2558
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,520
And all they see each other.

2559
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,200
And all of a sudden, it's just.

2560
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:17,880
Wrestle.

2561
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:19,480
They're WrestleMania.

2562
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:20,440
It's like.

2563
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,680
It's like Gremlins.

2564
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:22,600
They're fagging out.

2565
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:23,720
They're like hanging out.

2566
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:25,240
They're like hanging from the ceiling.

2567
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:27,720
Oh, yeah.

2568
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:28,720
And we're just watching.

2569
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,520
And Jeff and I were like, fuck that.

2570
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:31,760
I don't get in there.

2571
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,240
Yeah, that's the way it was every time.

2572
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,400
Because Preston would go on vacations with us.

2573
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,600
Like several vacations.

2574
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,040
And every time we get to the hotel room,

2575
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:40,800
it was a wrestle match.

2576
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,400
It was always Stephen and Preston against Brandon.

2577
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,480
Why?

2578
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:45,280
I don't know.

2579
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:45,840
It's so weird.

2580
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,240
I don't know.

2581
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,760
It was just so violent.

2582
01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:53,800
I just love the fact that when summertime comes,

2583
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:56,440
instantaneously, they all get together.

2584
01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:56,960
All of them.

2585
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,680
They converge from everywhere.

2586
01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,800
And they all get together.

2587
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,960
And then, I mean, they don't always go to my house.

2588
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,960
But I mean, they go to a house.

2589
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,320
And then eventually, they end up in my house.

2590
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,760
They rotate.

2591
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,920
And then when they do the halfway house,

2592
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:13,640
when they do, it's like, it's just awesome.

2593
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,600
Like Shelly and I would be watching TV.

2594
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:19,680
And then, boom, the door slams open.

2595
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:22,480
It's like hugs and craziness.

2596
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:23,840
And they all talk.

2597
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,840
And there's a million side conversations going on.

2598
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,120
And then they all go upstairs.

2599
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,240
And they all do that thing.

2600
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,040
Yeah, oh yeah.

2601
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:35,040
They all play pool and have their drinks.

2602
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:35,800
I did not say that.

2603
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,840
You know what I mean?

2604
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,440
It's just cool.

2605
01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:39,360
I love it.

2606
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,400
I love it when they all come home.

2607
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:43,160
And they're like, they're all my sons.

2608
01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:43,880
You know?

2609
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:44,840
It's good stuff.

2610
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:45,480
Yeah.

2611
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:46,240
It is crazy.

2612
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:48,000
You guys had sons.

2613
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,920
And I've got two daughters.

2614
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,080
Yeah, no, I didn't experience that at all.

2615
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,800
Yeah, I didn't get to experience the period.

2616
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:54,640
I want to suggest it.

2617
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:55,640
Wow.

2618
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:56,800
The period.

2619
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,280
Dude.

2620
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:58,520
Well, yeah.

2621
01:22:58,520 --> 01:22:59,280
Yeah.

2622
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,080
It's a real thing.

2623
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:00,680
Nailed it.

2624
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,360
Yeah.

2625
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:02,960
It sucks.

2626
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,120
It's unpredictable.

2627
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:06,160
Dude, it sucks now.

2628
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:07,320
No, I bet.

2629
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:07,920
What do you mean?

2630
01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:08,760
It never ends.

2631
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:09,800
I mean, it's like.

2632
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,560
Well, it does once they get to their 50s.

2633
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,560
OK.

2634
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,560
All right, my two daughters are both above 50,

2635
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:17,440
which makes me 85.

2636
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:18,760
What are you now?

2637
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,960
That's what you have to look forward to when they're done

2638
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:21,920
doing that?

2639
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:24,200
Oh, if they're living with me, I guess.

2640
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,720
Hopefully, they're not at that point.

2641
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:26,520
No, do not say that.

2642
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,480
Do not say that.

2643
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:29,200
You know what?

2644
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,040
And here's the thing.

2645
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:31,560
I don't even care if they are.

2646
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,640
My kids could stay with me as long as they want.

2647
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,840
The only thing I want my kids to do

2648
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,440
is be productive.

2649
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:40,120
Is be productive.

2650
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:43,000
Be productive and do something respectable.

2651
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:43,920
I hear you.

2652
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,200
And that's really, I don't care.

2653
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,120
I mean, I've got like, the houses,

2654
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:49,880
there's always something to do with the house.

2655
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:54,120
And it's frustrating, frankly, because all my kids

2656
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:56,880
are graduated.

2657
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:02,920
So I mean, they don't pay rent.

2658
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:05,760
That house should be immaculate.

2659
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:06,320
Yeah.

2660
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:09,120
And I'm going to leave it at that.

2661
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:10,560
I plan on charging rent.

2662
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:11,360
Yeah, you should.

2663
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:13,000
You honestly should.

2664
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:13,840
I told my boys this.

2665
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,080
If you graduate college, you can come live with me.

2666
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,480
I will charge you a very small rent.

2667
01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:18,980
Yeah.

2668
01:24:18,980 --> 01:24:21,640
To get you ready to pay rent out there.

2669
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:25,400
I'll be 10% of what you're going to charge for an apartment.

2670
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:26,200
Right.

2671
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,920
I want you to get ready.

2672
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:30,280
And I want you to contribute to the household.

2673
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:31,040
Right.

2674
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:32,200
You graduated from college.

2675
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:32,700
I get it.

2676
01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:33,200
I get it.

2677
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:34,320
And I told them.

2678
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:37,400
I was like, you can live with me for a year or two years.

2679
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:38,120
I live with my mom.

2680
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:38,920
I paid rent.

2681
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:39,400
Yeah.

2682
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:41,200
I pay $250 a month.

2683
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,560
Yeah, so far, I've been very fortunate.

2684
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:48,760
My oldest is incredibly money savvy.

2685
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:50,560
Not money savvy.

2686
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:51,440
He gets it.

2687
01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:51,960
He gets it.

2688
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:52,800
Right.

2689
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:56,760
I actually didn't even need to charge him rent.

2690
01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:59,160
I didn't need to do anything like that.

2691
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,000
And now he's moved out.

2692
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,280
He's got his own apartment.

2693
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:09,560
And we're talking about having him pay for his own insurance,

2694
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:13,480
for car insurance, or paying me for his portion of it,

2695
01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:17,280
including phone, including everything that we share.

2696
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,960
And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2697
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:23,320
Dad, he has an account within my family of accounts.

2698
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:25,320
So I can see, just like when they were younger,

2699
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:27,960
I can see all of their accounts and how much money they have.

2700
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,720
And he's like, dad, just transfer the money from my account

2701
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:31,800
to your account.

2702
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:32,680
Yeah, my boys have been.

2703
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,720
For whatever you want to pay me for.

2704
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,600
I mean, he's making good money.

2705
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:40,920
And my boys have been paying their car insurance since 716.

2706
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:44,200
See, yeah, he has not been doing anything,

2707
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,960
but he's 100% on board with it.

2708
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,800
You know what I mean?

2709
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,200
It'd be different to be like, what?

2710
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,400
I mean, I don't get it.

2711
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:54,720
But he's like, transfer whatever you need.

2712
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:58,080
And if you need me to get my own deal, let me know.

2713
01:25:58,080 --> 01:25:59,240
You know what I mean?

2714
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,200
He's awesome that way.

2715
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:00,700
Yeah.

2716
01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:02,120
Brandon, I was very proud of him.

2717
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:04,720
He's like, dad, I want to get off your phone plan.

2718
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:05,520
Yeah, good thing.

2719
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,320
He's like, I want to get my own phone plan

2720
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,560
and start taking on my own bills.

2721
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:15,600
And I want to do them slowly so when I graduate and get a job,

2722
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:19,000
I'm not hit with phone bill, insurance bill, this bill,

2723
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:19,960
this bill, this bill.

2724
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:21,360
Because I want to get my phone bill

2725
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,440
and learn how to live with that.

2726
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:27,200
Then I'll start taking over this other bill.

2727
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:28,840
And I don't expect him to through college.

2728
01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:29,680
He wanted to do this.

2729
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:30,640
I didn't expect that.

2730
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:31,140
Right.

2731
01:26:31,140 --> 01:26:34,800
And I was like, if that's what you want to do, that's fine.

2732
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:41,320
But I tell both my kids, like Steven,

2733
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:44,080
he originally wanted to go to school and be a fireman.

2734
01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:46,040
I was like, in two years, you need

2735
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:50,040
to live with me for at least a year.

2736
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:50,840
To get your fee?

2737
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:51,520
Save your salary.

2738
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,040
Absolutely.

2739
01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:55,040
Pay me minimum, save your salary,

2740
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:57,160
and go buy a fricking house somewhere.

2741
01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:58,120
Yep.

2742
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,960
You're going to have $40,000 in the bank.

2743
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:01,560
I tried.

2744
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:04,760
I tried to get my oldest to stay longer than he did.

2745
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:05,440
But he wouldn't.

2746
01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:09,920
Do you guys realize April 8th is next to my birthday?

2747
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:15,120
Did you realize it's also the weekend of my 25th anniversary?

2748
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:16,240
God damn it.

2749
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:17,360
Are you going to fuck this up?

2750
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,000
Don't fuck this up.

2751
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,600
We're talking about Loverboy, right?

2752
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:21,120
Yeah.

2753
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:23,840
You know, one on the floor, where they sit the whole time

2754
01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:25,480
and get spit on.

2755
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,160
My anniversary is the 12th.

2756
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,200
Well, that's later.

2757
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,880
Well, it's a Tuesday, I think.

2758
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,480
OK, you're good.

2759
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,080
Well, it has to be the weekend, right?

2760
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:36,680
Well, is this a Friday or Saturday, Loverboy?

2761
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,480
What's the 8th?

2762
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:38,360
It's a Friday.

2763
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:39,240
OK, you're good.

2764
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,000
Saturday, you're good.

2765
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:41,520
No, Sunday.

2766
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:46,120
So Shelly said, you know it's our 25th anniversary, Paul.

2767
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:47,480
I'd be like, what?

2768
01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:48,520
It's Loverboy.

2769
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:49,680
It's Loverboy.

2770
01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:50,680
No, so Loverboy is in.

2771
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:52,400
Don't you dare back out.

2772
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:53,600
I already talked to Julie about it.

2773
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:54,120
I'm backing out.

2774
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:55,200
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

2775
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:56,240
You are not.

2776
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:56,760
Hold on.

2777
01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:58,200
I'm going to fucking strangle him.

2778
01:27:58,200 --> 01:27:59,200
When is your?

2779
01:27:59,200 --> 01:27:59,720
The 12th.

2780
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:00,240
The 12th.

2781
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,240
So it's on a Tuesday.

2782
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,920
So you could celebrate 16th.

2783
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,120
We're going to do the 16th.

2784
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:07,480
We're going to see my dad the following weekend.

2785
01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,120
For his 80th.

2786
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:11,920
And then I told, because I was planning before I real up,

2787
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,160
because the reason I texted you is Loverboy stole the 8th.

2788
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:16,560
That's like spring break, though.

2789
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:17,800
No, March.

2790
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:18,280
What?

2791
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:18,960
March 7th.

2792
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:19,800
What is wrong with you?

2793
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,640
The 6th is spring break.

2794
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:22,320
Really?

2795
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:22,800
Yes.

2796
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,000
Yes, it's the week after next.

2797
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,800
Good Lord.

2798
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:30,240
Spring break isn't very springy anymore.

2799
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:31,440
It's always March, bro.

2800
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:32,240
It's always March.

2801
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,120
Yeah, I know.

2802
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:35,800
But Planet, are you on?

2803
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,080
You have four kids in school.

2804
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:37,560
You do.

2805
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:38,600
You should know this.

2806
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:40,280
More than us, you should know this.

2807
01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:40,840
Dingo.

2808
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:43,840
Take turns kissing my butt.

2809
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,400
OK, hold on.

2810
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,280
I knew that, actually.

2811
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:45,800
Hold on.

2812
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:48,200
Your birthday is April 2nd, right?

2813
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:49,720
First week of April, yeah.

2814
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:51,480
So we got a couple things to celebrate

2815
01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:52,880
during that Loverboy concert.

2816
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:53,680
Yeah.

2817
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,760
That's going to be fun.

2818
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:55,280
Yeah.

2819
01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:57,120
So I want to plan a trip for Julie and I,

2820
01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:58,720
probably the first week in May.

2821
01:28:58,720 --> 01:28:59,640
Where are you guys going?

2822
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,600
To go, I'm thinking maybe.

2823
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,320
Prosper?

2824
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:03,880
Or Salina?

2825
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,320
Downtown Dallas, Corsia, Dart.

2826
01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:06,400
Duterte?

2827
01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:08,280
Are you going to go to Aubrey?

2828
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:10,400
No, I'm thinking Beavers Bend, maybe get a cabin.

2829
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:11,440
Ooh, you know what you.

2830
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:17,200
Beavers Bend?

2831
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,000
John's 12.

2832
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,560
I'm back.

2833
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:21,640
I'm sorry, what?

2834
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,480
So I'm thinking about getting a cabin somewhere,

2835
01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:24,760
because Julie's going to have surgery.

2836
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:25,760
Beavers Bend?

2837
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:26,640
In Oklahoma.

2838
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:28,600
In Oklahoma.

2839
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:30,880
And they're going to bend the beaver.

2840
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:34,040
Is it like a lesbian retreat?

2841
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:36,000
No, it's an area in Oklahoma.

2842
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,440
It's an area in Oklahoma.

2843
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:39,600
Remind me to hook you up with a friend

2844
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:45,120
that I have that rents Kevin.

2845
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:47,880
He owns a cabin out there, and he rents it.

2846
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,640
He might be able to get you a deal.

2847
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,000
Is it nice?

2848
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,120
No, it's super shitty.

2849
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:53,840
It's actually a former meth house.

2850
01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:56,240
Actually, it's a current meth house.

2851
01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:57,560
It's a meth house in Oklahoma.

2852
01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:58,080
All right.

2853
01:29:58,080 --> 01:29:59,000
Do you throw meth in?

2854
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,000
Oh, you get a great discount.

2855
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,920
It's a blue ice.

2856
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:02,280
You just have to stay in the room

2857
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,520
that they're not making the meth in, that's all.

2858
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:05,680
All right.

2859
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:07,160
That sounds like a great deal.

2860
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:09,680
It sounds like we've said a lot this podcast

2861
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:10,880
that we probably shouldn't have.

2862
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:12,280
Yes.

2863
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:15,440
We might have to go back and edit some of this.

2864
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:16,080
Yeah.

2865
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:16,880
I'm thinking all of it.

2866
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:18,960
I'll tell you what, I'm a little toasty.

2867
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:20,400
I didn't.

2868
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:23,200
Yeah, you turned into 12-year-old Sean over there,

2869
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:24,720
Beavers Bend.

2870
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,080
You really did.

2871
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:26,640
It was fun.

2872
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:28,600
Talking about sticky semen.

2873
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,680
You were talking about sticky semen.

2874
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:33,760
That was 100% you.

2875
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:34,400
Yeah.

2876
01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:36,320
What just happened?

2877
01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:37,680
Yeah, that just happened.

2878
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:38,600
He was talking about semen.

2879
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:42,560
No, SS, sticky semen.

2880
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,600
Does that cause sticky?

2881
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,520
Does it make it stickier?

2882
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:49,720
All right, well, you know what?

2883
01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:50,760
It's dudes like us.

2884
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:52,960
We got what's coming up.

2885
01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:54,520
What's next?

2886
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:55,120
What's today?

2887
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:55,920
22nd?

2888
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:58,880
We've got March coming up.

2889
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,120
So I'm good with next week.

2890
01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:01,240
It doesn't have to be Tuesday.

2891
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:01,960
It'll be Wednesday.

2892
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:02,680
I can do Wednesday.

2893
01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:03,520
It'll have to be Wednesday.

2894
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:04,440
It'll be Wednesday.

2895
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:06,040
And we have an ice storm coming tomorrow.

2896
01:31:06,040 --> 01:31:07,800
We didn't even talk about that.

2897
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:08,440
That's right.

2898
01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:09,160
I'm digging it.

2899
01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:12,480
And I'm driving to Call Station and driving to Tucson, bro.

2900
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:14,280
We didn't cover that either.

2901
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:15,880
I will let you know how that goes.

2902
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:16,960
All right, bitch.

2903
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:18,480
Crazy.

2904
01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:19,880
All right, this is Dudes Like Us.

2905
01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:20,440
I'm Jeff.

2906
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,200
I'm Paul.

2907
01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:22,600
I'm Sean.

2908
01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:24,000
Adios, mofo.

2909
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,400
Keep your semen sticky.

2910
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:27,720
God, that is just gross.

2911
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:28,200
What?

2912
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:29,080
No, what did I say?

2913
01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:29,720
What did I say?

2914
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:30,680
No, you're gross.

2915
01:31:30,680 --> 01:31:31,200
OK.

2916
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:54,080
Bye, guys.