No.
Cause one of them was like, I'm farting.
And I'm not really farting.
You were.
What? That was not a real fart.
Anytime you paused, it's safe to assume that you're farting.
That you're leaning? You're the old man lean?
Sometimes, my chief
Why be so conscious about your farts?
Why is that an old man lean?
Because my dad used to do it. I never had to do it until I got old.
Is that because
your, your, the weight of your body
is holding your anus closed?
It could be.
You know what's interesting? When you don't lean
and you fart,
you can, you can
sense the bubble. No. The bubble
What? Sense the bubble?
The bubble. The bubble is in your clothes
and it's in there for a while because
there's no lean. And then it works
its way up the back.
And it eventually gets out the back of the pants.
And you feel it work up your butt crack? Yes.
Yes. Exactly right.
A little.
And that's why older people are like, I don't want that sensation.
I'm going to go ahead and lean.
See the difference?
You don't want the fart bubble sensation.
The fart bubble sensation. Right.
It tickles too. Yeah.
Sometimes when your butthole kind of vibrates really fast,
makes a high pitched one.
Right.
And so we're opening the second half
with fart bubbles.
Oh, you did. No, I didn't call it that.
You were talking about fart bubbles.
I have no idea what this is, but just hit play.
No, don't. Please don't. It's so stupid.
We're drinking Wolcott.
Bottled and Bond.
Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.
100 proof. How do we know it's 100 proof?
Because it's bottled and bond.
Bottled and bond, baby.
Alright, so I don't think we know
about this bourbon.
Comes in a clear bottle.
It's got a cork.
So, yeah, look that up while we're talking about it.
It looks like it's a number two char.
Number two, three char.
Two or three. I think it's three.
I wonder how aged it is.
Usually if it's not real dark, it hasn't been aged.
How old is that over there, Mr. Producer?
I'm going to go with four years.
I think in two.
No, you can't age anything two years
and be respectable.
Well, they had that Austin's two year bourbon.
Yes, still Austin.
Oh, you weren't there.
Someone had to bowl.
Oh.
Yeah, I'll be bowling.
You visit a distillery?
I have my own bowling bowl.
Down at Austin. Are you serious?
Who says that?
I've got my own bowling ball.
I do. And I'm awesome.
Do you see the footage where the guys
are polishing their balls, their bowling balls,
but it looks like they're polishing their sacks?
I think you're supposed to do that.
I do that every time.
I don't really know why I do that.
You hold it right in front of your crotch?
I think you don't put it above your head.
It's kind of heavy.
You're supposed to hold it straight out, straight arms.
No, that would hurt my shoulders.
That's what I do.
I take it out of my bag in my little sling
and I walk over to the place where you put your balls
and you go...
What color are your balls?
It's a very cool psychedelic black and red.
So black and white, red swirl.
So I would say black and red swirl.
And you know what I did?
I've always been a straight bowler
and I got super frustrated on Saturday.
And so I was like...
Did you call your ball an offensive word?
I didn't turn on my ball.
Did you say ball?
My ball and I are a team.
You marooned?
No, I didn't.
I said the ball and I are a team.
Let's try something different.
Yes, he showed me a video of people slinging their balls.
So you just add the...
Yes, thank you.
That's what you do, right?
Yes, I don't do it for an extended period of time
like they're doing.
But do you have that cloth sack that does that?
It comes with the ball, yes.
Seriously, that bag?
Do you stand like that?
Yes, I do.
So that's what you look like.
You and Alan.
I look cool, I don't look like that.
Can I finish my story?
So I got frustrated, straight bowling
and I switched to spinning
for the first time.
You know how the bowlers do the...
and it's on the edge.
And at the last minute it goes to the middle
and I killed it.
I had a turkey
at one point
during the game, three strikes.
Did you have the early...
No, I didn't buy a brace.
But I got 168, which is not bad for me.
168 is not bad for anybody.
I know that's pretty good.
That was the first time I ever spun the ball before.
The highest I've gotten is probably around the 130s.
I'm not very good.
I got up to about 200.
Lead teams need people like you
because
when you bowl 130, there's a handicap.
Right?
I'm not saying I've consistently
130.
But here's the thing. When you bowl 150,
it's like it
destroys the other team.
Now, if you suck and get 90,
everybody hates on you.
But if you have a really low
average and then you have some games
where you kill it,
they want you on the team.
I'm not. Dylan is, my son.
My parents were in a league
for years and years and years.
I've done 200 multiple times.
I'm very impressed.
I never should do that.
I wasn't in shape, but you need to be in shape.
Oh, I was so sore the next day.
I'm not saying you need to throw down barbells.
The muscles that you use
to twist it,
you have to be able to do that.
Just bowling in general.
Straight bowling or spinning it or whatever,
I bowled Friday and Saturday.
On Sunday, I was hurting.
I was like an old man
getting off the couch, you know?
Yeah, I remember that.
Oh my God.
Anyway, it was exciting.
I want to bowl again because I have my own ball
and I can spin it.
I like the ball. I'm just not very good at it.
Did you name it?
Black Knight. Merle.
I did. Shit, I forgot the name of it.
Shelly made fun of me. Leeroy.
No, it's a girl. Leonette.
No. Leeroyette.
Can we stop guessing?
I don't know. Linda.
No. Rosita.
Carmelita.
This is the worst podcast ever.
What did you guys do?
For an hour and a half, we guessed Paul's bowling ball.
Hello, my ball is
black and red and my name is
Juanita and I hit the ball.
I'm going to have to ask my wife. She rolled her eyes
when I told her what the name is.
She was like, oh my God.
Just like that.
Was it racist? I bet you called it Derek Henry.
It was something hot. No, it was a girl.
I didn't call it Derek Henry.
How many girls do you know are called Derek Henry?
Diane Henry.
That would have been good.
I bet you called it Ryan Tannehill.
Rianna. Rianna Tannehill.
Would you stop?
Did you call it AOC?
Did you see the footage of her dancing?
She is the best.
Which one? Dancing on the rooftop?
Please show that. AOC dancing. I need to see the video of this.
Isn't that an older video?
No.
She just this weekend was at a campaign rally
where again, didn't have masks on.
But they're on the stage.
I guess it's safe.
I don't give a shit. I think she's hot.
I don't at all. Oh, come on.
No, not at all. She's hot.
No, she's really not. She's got a nice set of jugs.
No, you're an idiot.
She's a... One, two, fourth one in.
Show that one.
Is that the newest one?
Yeah, they're on stage dancing.
Is she doing the shoulder shimmy?
Where those 34 C's are just flocking and just flocking.
Oh, they're just all over the place.
I don't know what you're saying or doing, but
what's happening?
Well, they're like,
well, you can't see this AOC video.
So we're watching AOC.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Stop.
What is this?
This is like the dance
from Dirty Dancing.
She's trying to salsa or something.
That's what she was in Texas.
She was trying to salsa dance, I believe.
Was that... That wasn't her.
In the pink it was.
I didn't even see her.
The girl behind the girl.
Yeah. Oh, great.
You know what? Go one more over to the right.
No, nobody wants to see that.
I don't care.
Ocasio-Cortez dance.
Oh, what happened?
Yeah, it went away, thank God.
You know what? I don't care. I think she's a dingbat,
but you know what? I think...
She's so stupid.
I think she's pretty.
She's not stupid.
Her voice and attitude ruined it.
You're saying she's stupid. It has nothing to do with the way she looks.
I know. Well, I'm not attracted to
stupid women.
Would you kick her out of bed? Yes.
Because she would do that in the morning
over where it says live. Yeah, she'd wake up
and she would go,
how can you sleep when the world is on fire?
When climate change is killing us all.
I would know because she'd wake up with a bag on her face.
You drive a big truck that guzzles gas.
I can't be with you.
I would take my private jet home.
That's what you would deal with in the morning.
She would be crying because I'd glue her eyes shut.
Do you have avocado toast?
Yeah, after having a deep strike moment with her
the night before. You wake up in the morning
and she's like, I just don't feel like
you value my feelings.
A deep strike?
You should have said it during the deep strike.
What?
Deep what?
Is that what you called it? Deep strike?
Yeah.
You know what? Act like Saget
and assume the supine position.
I'll be right there. Supine.
Or prone. No, supine.
It's now called the Saget.
The Saget?
Yeah, it's where Hulk picks you up
and slams you on the ground.
Hulk smash.
And then throws you on the bed so that you're in the supine position.
Hulk smash. That's insensitive.
It is. How did
Saget
crack his head like that
and then they found him on the bed.
Maybe he was doing backflips on the bed
and then smacked his head on the headboard
and then fell on the floor.
Wouldn't they find
I'm not saying his head exploded and they would find
brain matter all over the room, but
wouldn't they find
exactly where he hit his head?
Isn't that important?
I would think. But they also said that there was no
foul play.
Nothing missing. Nothing that looked like anything.
No violence or anything.
Maybe he was drunk
and he slipped and hit his head
and then he managed to get himself up onto the bed
in supine position.
He could have done it somewhere else and made it
back to the apartment.
I guess so.
It's just bizarre.
It is bizarre.
Let the experts.
They found a condom in his butt.
Really?
Trampling all over a dead man's leg.
Dude, he was using the bed
like a trampoline.
And they were like, dude,
fuck that supine prone.
No.
Anyway. Gosh, that's so weird.
What other positions are there? So the supine pro, there's
missionary, there's the, what do you call it?
Deep strike. Deep strike.
It sounds like some sort of
work. I called it deep strike.
It's actually deep impact.
Deep impact.
From the movie, like the movie.
I don't believe you.
I'm being serious. Operation launch
deep strike with the penetrator.
And then there's Armageddon, which is
impromptu.
That's what BNF is like.
So look, you guys are going to totally disagree
with me, but. Yeah. We usually do.
We do.
I'm sorry, but AOC.
She's not unattractive. I get it.
I get it. But dude, she opens her mouth
and she's such a freaking buffoon.
If she were a Republican and she actually
talked with sense.
Okay, do you think Candace Owens is pretty?
Yes.
And now do you think she's pretty because she's articulate
and smart and bright and
has conservative values? I've always told you that
even though I think AOC says
stupid shit, she's articulate.
She's vocabulary.
She's just an idiot. So here's the thing.
So that would imply that everybody
on the left or anybody that's a
Democrat, I would say I can't
look past it. I think they're ugly.
Tulsi Gabbard, I think, is a pretty woman.
Oh, she's beautiful. So
where does that stand?
You're the one that's got the issue. I don't have an issue.
Tulsi Gabbard's a very pretty woman. I don't find
AOC attractive at all. I just
think that you're
brain damaged. You're going with personal taste
and you're going with the
dark side of it.
I think they're both similar. They have both of the dark hair
kind of exotic looking.
I like the AOC. I like the Latino look.
Latino man.
Okay. I think we were good until
you kind of added something there.
What was that little...
If we could go back and listen to what Slowpoke Rodriguez
over here did.
It was like...
Okay. Let's move on.
I don't know how we got on AOC. We should never get on AOC.
That's a good point.
I don't know.
I mean, I think that democracy
will be dead in ten years.
She's an idiot. Did she say that ten years ago?
She said it like yesterday.
You know how many stupid people have said the Earth is going to end?
The world is going to end?
How many times does that happen now?
Who's a teenager? Shame on you
or whatever that...
The idiot that tried to start his own...
No, the girl.
Rita Thunberg.
It'll be dead in 12 years or whatever. That's a sheer ignorance. Well, here's the thing. There's always Mars
I don't skin why they get all upset
Just live on the water. Yeah, there's always mine. I think they found like evidence of either water or the potential for water
They did find water. It's of water
There you go and the left and the mainstream media just buried it. Yeah, and they got total recall. I'm kidding
Well, they are burying a lot of stuff yeah, they're burying a lot of Lord man. Yeah, it's crazy
You know, it's so it's 2022 and we are it's
Early voting is kicked off. We're halfway through February already. Yeah Valentine's just passed it did
Anything I did I did absolutely you know, you went out to turn Saturday dinner Saturday
Yeah, of course, this is a role was Sunday and then then Valentine's was yesterday. I was we ordered Chinese
It was a strange Monday. Yeah, my wife and I decided we we hate I
Don't want to sound like a cliche, but we hate the commercialism of of Valentine's Day to where there's an obligation to do this and that
We don't do anything on Valentine's Day
Do you know I I don't know if this is true or not
But someone was talking about Paul's gay if you really knew who st. Valentine was he's a killer
It doesn't really match the holiday. He was a serial cannibal. He was beheaded for one thing
Oh good Lord. Yeah, hold on. Is this it's relevant. Is this German to St. Valentine's? There's a real st. Valentine's and
Yeah, but is this germane to Valentine's Day? Well, that's who it's named after right? I don't know. I mean, it's the same name
Yeah, it was so st. Valentine's
The origin of st. Valentine's Day that would be a wonderful thing to know
And I also heard you go honey. Here's some hearts. I'm gonna cut your head off. Yeah, and there was there was
I can't remember what radio shows us speaking ahead get down here. There was an old old prone
poet or writer
Honey how was your day at work prone
Assume the position supine prone supine fine supine deep impact
I'm a Christian martyrs. It's a made-up holiday. So Valentine's honored February 14th
Valentine of Rome and Valentine of attorney two different Valentine
That was a both martyred and was martyred in 269. Wow talk about
A long time ago. Yeah, geez
You don't even know if these hold on go up I'm getting chalcers
Chalcers poetry interesting celebration of st. Valentine is not known to have had any romantic
Convitations until chalcers poetry about Valentine's Day in the 14th century
There's a post 700 after the lubricant is believed to have ceased
So this is chowdered some jackass Jeffrey chowder you
Millennials of the world
In the 1400 so it's 1200 years after the guy died and we're still dealing with having to buy flowers and chocolates because of this guy
Overpriced at that big time amazing how much roses
Of course it is just amazing. I always buy the wilted ones the day after yeah, really?
My wife and I'm like, hey, I got these on sale. I'll tell you what. Thanks to Joe Biden
The the stores were sold out of chocolate candies like a Kroger
There was no supply
Supply line has been hindered. They're sitting on cargo ships off of San Francisco
Clark bars
What
Well, I mean not what not with the
Not with Valentine's toffee bars. Yeah, like our cars or those suck
Bar take coffee. No toffee see that would mean more because you'd have to create your own assortment
Top people are fantastic. No, they're not so I disagree who hurts you. I'm not on board with any toffee chocolate
I love toffee. I make my own toffee. Do you yes, okay? Well, then I'm gonna reserve and I enjoy just until I taste your
Until I taste your custom homemade look at personal there. There is a looks just like that
I'm into that that's not toffee that is taught is taught. Yeah, that's a different kind of coffee
That's not come what kind of toffee you're talking about different kind of toffee
Clark bar is not a toffee exactly talk about that. I like chocolate with real peanut butter crunch. That's a Clark bar
Yeah, I like that's not that's a Clark bar. It's not toffee exactly
I don't know why you guys brought that up and you mentioned about
Toffee bars. No
Yes, you were talking about Clark bars are not toffee then the Mars bar
So I do like Mars bars here
And then they came out the dark Mars bar
Score is a toffee bar. I'll tell you what really hurt the Mars bar was the fact that you know
So the opposite of this soon as they found Mars bars in his little hole
They did not find Mars bars in his yes, they did. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
It's a it's a fact Mars bars as a fact so now I'm saying they found Mars bars in his little
His little hole spider hole spider hole
That cannot be true. I thought it was not be true. I thought it was just a packet of butt wipes
You know that he need member he didn't get them down in time. Oh, that's right
You know this we talked about this before but my favorite candy bar of all time
That does not exist that you get each of each of you have to come up with the candy bar
That does not exist anymore. So try survival foods that I'm lived on was the Mars bar
I was in the middle of saying something so gosh. I don't know
marathon bar
Does a hundred thousand bar still yes, of course
100 grand you mean I like to Charles
commercials where they'd stretch it out. Yeah, it's amazing. I was a candy bar that doesn't exist anymore. That was your favorite
I'm a huge candy eater. Yeah, you know, it's kind of tough
But you know there are how about how about some candies that we have tried that we liked
I mean kid I was it was it called sugar daddy, which is the big caramel on a stick. Yeah, they stretch out
You know, yeah, but you have to chew it up for a while. You gotta be careful because you'll fucking pull a tooth out
Yeah, yes
In the sugar daddies a bit of honey still around
Yes, they do about the ABBA's ABBA. I don't know what it is
It's a coconut put in put in this continued candy bars
That's what we need discontinued candy bars now. Well, let's think
Is the which McCall they are so many it's all
Like there are some marathon boom. I'm horny. What Jeff?
Go to the bathroom. Yeah, why do you keep sharing this stuff with us? That's not something you have to just always offer up
Just spread. I'm horny. Hey guys, I'm horny. Is that a real bar?
It says I'm horny on it doesn't it? It does it says it's the top ten, too
Yeah, I don't believe it. So Mars bars has been discontinued then do you know what I do I do enjoy
Was you could buy the the bubblegum that it was like a bubblegum chew was came and shredded kind of like you choose
They still sell that like your tobacco. Yeah. Yeah, you big chew bubblegum or
That was great though you guys you pull it out and come a grape and strawberry and regular flavor
Yeah, right there. The big leech shoe that's still around. Yeah store. It's gotta be yeah, it's overrated but I
like the grape
Grape is good. I didn't like either one of them
You buy a whole bucket of a big bucket. Yeah
Did you guys ever do snuff?
Now well, I've tried it
It was very unsuccessful up your nose or the other shit you put your shouldn't you put in your lips? No
Copenhagen. Yeah, I've tried Copenhagen
I tried times. I tried to school very unsuccessful tried to school bandit
No, and I felt like shit had to lay down
I never tried it and I had some friends that did it for a long time
And then they tried to get off of it and then they did the mint those little mint packets
Yeah, the skulls were like a little bit of a mess. I mean, I think it was a little bit of a mess
He did take a paper of candy and then made that scene
Okay, and yeah. I like that and he spent that cash money to put in a lot of his restricted movie
They still need to have something in their lip. They still need to be sucking from it, right?
You use like a Werther's well, but there are packets non tobacco non nicotine packets that are like mint
That you can put in your lip and that helps you like Nicorette gum, you know, like it helps you. There's a hard argument
really
Does it helps you it helps you beat the habit?
It helps you beat the habit. I don't know. I don't I never got addicted
Thankfully, I've never had to deal with I'll tell you I have very addictive unfortunately
I've got a friend and I'm not gonna mention his name, but he's got a history of
Of doing a fuck the tobacco in the mouth, whatever put your lip
Like the big the red the leaves you yeah, well, I mean not the big whatever fucking Copenhagen, you know, and he could cancer
Right. Yeah, his ears his ear. I mean, it's
Like still he's fighting cancer right now. He's fighting it. He paid a lot of money to have some correction done and you know
He's self-employed and you know, they had to remove like his lower lip and all sorts of shit like that
No has nothing to do with his mouth. It went up to his ear
What the hell? Yeah, you just you know, because your saliva glands go up and it's into it
They you know, he's got an open wound on the side of his fucking head like big right? Yeah, it's what?
It's what it's you know, look man if that isn't cancer is an evil evil thing
well, yeah, but there that
Is a that's a public service announcement of why never to do something like that for little kids show pictures of
throat cancer lip cancer Lord and you know your cancer it's a constant
In this thing has been going on for for a decade, you know fighting it
He's been fighting it and I feel bad. I feel bad for him, too
I don't know quality of life it is and you know, he's such a he's a good and he's really a good person and
that's the you know bad things happen to good people and
It's all about our choices, man. I mean we can't be doing and he still does it. He's still he's like fuck it
Oh, come on. No, he may be at the point. It's like already fucking got it. Yeah. Yeah, but that's
Alright, so back to sit down the same the the try survival food
Saddam lived on was was the Mars bar. So the this week or then
Reached out to a Mars bar available at finer candy counter movie theater supermarkets
But in scenes and sloppy rat infested hideouts for deep posed Iraqi dictators according to news reports
In the weeks before his capture Sudham Hussein's diet consisted primarily of hot dogs
room temperature lunch meat soda and candy bars
Okay soda
When US troops entered his everywhere when US troops entered his to candy and lunch meat
They found dirty dishes in the sink smelly clothes on the floor
Unopened books and two Mars bars on the shelf above the sink. So here's the thing. This is the irony he goes from
Supreme luxury everything gold. He's got he's got like 20 palaces all over the place
Seven up really harems. So there's the so yeah. Oh, yeah. They found three quarters of a million of seven hundred fifty thousand dollars in a box
This you know, so there's seven or fifty thousand dollars in the box down there and he he had like salami
Seven up Frank's and candy bars basically when they went down there. He had salami salami
He's living it up. He smells like a barnyard animal was just a lobby with like the big hunks of pepper in there
Big summer sausage, especially room temperature. Those are the best. Oh, yeah, he did really well
The oils in it, the fats. Can you imagine? You know, it's funny
You guys don't come down here. He probably came out of that hole going thank you
You know just thank you. Thank you cuz you know kind of like Kaddafi. Kaddafi didn't get greeted by American soldiers
He was greeted by a mob that killed him, right?
But Saddam Hussein was greeted by US soldiers and they have an integrity and you know, you know
Make sure you're okay type of thing. Well when he got handed over to the Iraqis
They freaking hung him like you were saying it to it 2 a.m
But I don't mean Americans have like a code of conduct, right?
So a lot of people are like, oh, thank God, you know Americans are are arresting me
But at the same time they know they're not gonna be shot on sight, right?
Yeah, is that a good thing or a bad thing? You know what? It's in the time of war
It's in the time of war. I think it could go either way because you know the the biggest
Like some of the the cliche movies we watch we're like do not fire unless you're fired upon
Do I permission to fire do not fire until you've been fired upon, you know, it's just like dude. Come on
Let me take out this motherfucker. All right, we he we just watched him kill three children, right?
But I can't take him out right. Come on. Well, that's that goes back to the rules of engagement in Iraq, right?
So remember Obama was like
Multiple times over and over and over again
They were not given the authority unless they have a gun in their hand or you know
What they would do is shoot up a bunch of American soldiers and then they would throw the gun down and put their hands up
And then suddenly they were not allowed to do anything right, right and then
Trump changed the rules of engagement. He said
Generals on the ground you you set the rules of engagement you win this war, right? And
Al Qaeda got their freaking asses kicked from that moment forward and Obama struggled with him for a decade
Right with them for a decade for eight years. Yeah, Isis went away went away
Instantaneously when we changed the rules of engagement
Well, because our enemy knows if I'm standing there with a woman in front of me, they're not going to shoot me. Yep
Well, I mean you shouldn't shoot the woman anyway, but no, but you shoot around them and say you're dead, right?
Yeah, no, I mean, I don't care if you dropped your gun and and here's but here's the thing
eliminating
Al Qaeda in six months
Saved how many lives? Oh, yeah
How many hundreds of thousands of lives as opposed to pussy Obama?
who
You know
Rules of engagement it has to go through 10 chains of command on whether or not you can make the call
On doing a predator strike and by the time by the okay, they're gone. They're gone right like I'm sorry
That's why I wouldn't when when Trump
Shot that motherfucker and two of his colleagues in the limousine leaving the airport amazing Sula Mani
Oh, dude, just ballsy
Ballsy mofo. I think Iran is still looking for blood on that one. Oh, yeah
They're still wanting payback in there and I think it's hilarious. They did a comparison of obama and trump and
uh
The way trump talks and the way obama wouldn't like wouldn't sit on
Uh, what is it called? Uh, what is this homeboy's name?
The one that the seals went steals it seal team six went in a shot
Oh obama osama bin laden. Yeah, and you know, he's like, oh, you know
So team six went in and you know, he's speaking eloquently and everything and and trump's like yeah
We hunted him down like a dog
We shot him
Right and he cried like a dog
I mean, but you know what? I think most of the people just relate to that. We're like, yeah, fuck. Yeah
I'm sorry war is war. He's a terrorist. Yes. He's a terrorist that kills women and children
Indiscriminately killed well, I said this was incredibly violent. We did really terribly terrible things
It was filming and and they're taking sex slaves and they're brutalizing people. I mean no mercy. No mercy
And that's what trump did. He's like, that's what he did and he eliminated them boom
Like in six months. Yeah, it was great greatness. Yeah. Well, and that's the thing. I don't understand
If I were a democrat, you know
Regardless how you feel about trump, how can you not appreciate what he's doing?
You know the results and the yeah, it was us the chamber ham accords and you can't admit any good
It got to the point where you cannot admit any good the man did. Yeah
Even though a lot of it was good. So he managed to engineer
the first air like you said the uh, the
Abraham accords the abraham accords. So this was the muslim countries recognizing israel
Yeah, that is that's never happened. I mean you know, it's not
That is that's never happened. I mean that that they said just that in itself
He should have gotten the nobel peace prize. Not nominated. Not it wasn't even nominated. Not even actually that's not true
He was nominated. He was nominated multiple times about the same swedish guy
Some swedish parliament member, but it didn't go anywhere didn't go anywhere
Yeah, but obama got it simply by the color of his skin. Oh, he got it before he went in the office
He got it by being president black
elect president elect and he won the nobel peace prize. Yeah, what a joke
Yeah, once that once that happened he was even uh kind of uh, like it made him uncomfortable
But he didn't turn down did he no, I think at that point the nobel peace prize became complete joke a stupid joke
Oh didn't gretta thornburg win it. Yes, she did. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Thank you. She's like 16
Right who's being spoon-fed everything she says from her father. That's the first time I've tasted the bourbon
Yeah, it's good. It's peppery. It is spicy comes in very hot
It does it leaves uh peppery. Um
Uh, there's a little sweetness on the a little caramel sweet up front
Definitely some pepper down the back. Oh, wow. Yeah down up. Yeah, what down the down?
What do you say not supine just
supine
So, uh people are prone to talk about um certain things
Is that a pun is it is that an alliteration? So they were face down
So people are supine to talk about you can opine but can you supine? No, no
You went too far
You tried to be clever. It didn't work. Damn it. Yeah, it's okay. Well speaking. Okay, um, have you guys heard how bad the uh,
Uh, have you heard about a drought?
California's going through California who how bad is the western drought?
California's always in a fucking drought. It says it's the worst in 12 centuries
I'll be quiet. I don't know about that. Yeah
You know that's some some liberal author trying to make climate change worse than it is
But go ahead read it for me. Oh, it's always in a drought the mega drought in the american southwest has become so severe
That it's now the driest two decades in the region in at least 12,000 or 1200 years scientist said monday
How do they know this does that include arizona because my dad lives in tucson and said they have well
It's the region. They've had so much rain that um, they he can't believe it
So the drought which began in 2000 has had uh reduced water supplies
Devastated farmers and ranchers helpful helped fuel fire wildfires across the region
Uh previously been considered the worst in 500 years according to these research. So what is here? We go we have we have the
Uh, the drought map is up. Thank you. Mr. Producer. All right, so that looks like arizona
Is yellow, right? Yeah abnormally dry abnormally dry
Is not what year is what year is this released february 10th? Okay, so this is very recent
Yeah, and this this is actually the the article i'm reading is from february 14 yesterday
All right. So what is four days newer here's exceptional drought?
All right. Look at exceptional drought d4. So that's in the middle of nevada
Where death valley is right. All right, so I see oregon. Yeah, I see oregon under exceptional drought
I see utah a middle, uh, not quite central like south. No, that's montana. That's montana. No, no, no utah southeast
East utah has got a section of exceptional drought and then yes way up there. What is that montana?
Is that wyoming montana? Oh, that's just north of
So that is a wyoming
No, that's montana up there
at the top
Yeah, so idaho is just to the west of that drought
And then that is so what do you say montana is is a is a square state
Are we saying this is why can't I see the lines?
It's hard to see well one side kind of goes like this because idaho is really skinny to top remember. There you go. Yeah
All right. Where is montana montana is all that red essentially. Yeah. Well
I mean, I wonder what the temperature is is it dry because it's all frozen up there
I don't remember montana having a little like legs sticking out to the left does because idaho that's called a it's called a nipple
It's called a peninsula. It's got a nickel. I had no idea montana had a nipple. I thought it was a square state
I must be totally wrong. It's called the montana archipelago
Is it really I thought it has to be surrounded by water?
So you're absolutely right it has a nipple. All right, so if you see that's that's joe biden's face
Yeah, I was just gonna say that if you if you look at montana you see joe biden looks like he's about to sniff somebody's hair
Okay, all right. So okay, so to explain to our listeners
Montana has a nipple that hangs down
Into idaho that is joe biden's nose. It's sniffing idaho
I love that
So wyoming is the state that is completely square. He's sniffing boys
Okay, so severe droughts in montana oregon
Nevada not utah, nevada is what I was thinking correct nevada. I'm sorry go back to the drought
Map if you wouldn't mind
All right, so we got montana we have oregon we have
Nevada and then where else so what is that that is uh
Then then the panhandle of texas and the panhandle of oklahoma. So that is oklahoma. Yeah. No it isn't
Arizona no well part of it's in arizona. No, that's new mexico. That's what I meant new mexico
So part of it's in the very top corner of new mexico and then you get the panhandle of oklahoma
All right. Well the point is there's there they're saying it's the driest. I think that's false. It is false
You think this is trying to scare people normal. Yes
This is normal
Cole said the the study also confirms the role of temperatures more than the
precipitation in driving exceptional droughts
Precipitation amounts can go up and down over time and can vary regionally
It can really it can vary. Oh wow, you know, i'm not even gonna this is retarded. Yeah, well you brought it up
Well, remember, I you were an alarmist remember these people have have a narrative they have an agenda
So you cannot trust and I hate to say it, but now nowadays you cannot trust scientific quote
Scientific people are gonna read people will read that without doing what we just did ago. Oh, look at this
All they're the worst. Oh my god. Yeah, the world's coming to an end. AOC is right
Yeah, Arizona's gonna like just be a desert. Well, it was something else that was stupid
But she's so hot when she says it. Oh, come on. No
He's you say she has big jugs. She does really? Yeah, and you know this. Oh, I've seen them
Are you know if you hold on did you subscribe to her only fans?
my fans
No, but if you look at that video when she's on that rooftop dancing
She was in high school. She was a she was a minor. She's like 34c back then. I mean those are nice little she was a minor
She was 14. Oh, come on for you to I mean if there's a silver lining on this cloud
You've got okay. Well, that's a deal breaker there wake up with that thing
I'm telling you she's not she grows. I hate her and then you've got
You know, Jen Balsacky, you know, she's a
She's got a front line on her. She's not unattractive. See that picture. Well, yeah, right there. No, we're gonna be
Yellow background. No, we're gonna be sexist. See that's not you need to be doing that. There you go. Look that yeah
They're click. I they're sizable. Does it can you get bigger picture?
Really? Yeah zoom in. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Dude. Those are d's
Yeah, they might be but we're not she would be mortified to hear this. We have we are not fully subjectified
We're not we're not pigs. We're not pigs. I know but we're commenting on her breast size
We don't need is that okay? No, it isn't why it is objectifying
We're making her an object of sexual desire. I'm not designing her desiring her right now
You just want to date her. I do not want to date her. Yeah
That's why she yeah, that's why she she she thinks Republicans hate her because they want to date her
They want to do it, but they can't I don't hate her. Do you want I dislike her train of thought?
I dislike the way
See that look over there over the bottom left. That's why she's like, yeah. Thank you
Try again next time
I don't want to talk about the squad or any member of the squad. Can we move on? Let's talk about people who died
Oh, you want to talk about death? Yeah. Oh god. Well, we got sagging. We talked about let's do something a little more
Uplifting sag it died in the prone position. Yeah, bobs. Oh the supine position
Another one is a big one is johnny fever
Johnny fever howard hessman. I have no idea who that wkrp
In cincinnati johnny's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch that show
But I but I saw the picture of him and I knew who he was. Yeah. So johnny fever croaked. Yeah, that's too bad
I don't know what but um
Ivan reitman. Yeah, he uh, he was the director
Of some significant movie after those busters ghostbusters. Nice. Okay. He was also in ghostbusters. He was the nerd ghostbuster
Really? Yes
and
That was the one that the secretary was dating
Oh, no, I am 100% wrong on that. Yeah. No that I was gonna say he's not that old
That was another guy I was thinking of no, he's the one he also directed animal house
I was one hundred incorrect on that. So i've been right how old was he?
Six was it a was it a prime? Was it a premature death? No, I think he was old
Oh was it you know, that's what we want. You know when we go through these deaths we we want them to be dignified
You know natural
We lived a good life. We don't want it to be like pop sagat cancer or some sort of catastrophic head injury
That people can't understand right? You know what I mean? Right? I don't know. I don't know why
So how old was Ivan reitman? Ivan reitman? 46. So he was you know, eight seventy six
76 so 76 that that that begs the question. What is an age where it's too young?
60s
So anything 70 plus is
I think seven. Yeah
I disagree
Is that my father-in-law is 72 and if he were to pass today, I would be like too young
Well, I think it's individual right for one thing because you see a lot of people die in their late 60s early 70s
And just like well, he's 72 and I'm thinking wow, my dad is 78
Yeah, so I don't disagree but I still think it's too young. That's my point
Like meaning meaning if we find out somebody dies and we're like, how old were they? Although they were 68. Oh, man
That's too young. I also think we're closer to that
And it's more
Realistic to us we're like shit i'm 12 years from what starts to I get it
12 years from that but I think in my opinion 80 plus
I think anything in the 70s to me is still too young and that sucks because my dad
Is uh, he's turning 80 this year. Yeah, well, yeah my both my parents are in their 80s
Yeah, my dad's turning 80 and my mom's 75 and it's it's hard to fathom
That you know sitting I mean because they don't
I don't know mom doesn't look 75 and my dad
My dad's turning a corner pretty quick
I think he's he's starting to
exhibit
uh, you know mental
breakdown he's starting to
You know physical happens to the best of us man. It does you know, it's just um, doesn't matter how good you take care of yourself
It's you know taking them to the genetic takeover today and you know, I believe that
And you know and I actually enjoy taking him to the doctor because it's it's a one-on-one time
Yeah, and he's lucid, you know, we have conversations and you know
He always asks about the kids and you know, I give them a spew on everybody, you know
All the facts and just in the quick would he be interested in doing this?
Uh, i've talked to him about he he didn't say no. Um, it would be one of those things where I would need to pick him up
And and bring it back. Oh, that'd be fantastic. Yeah, make it happen
Uh, yeah make it happen. So I will tell you I would tell you guys this so my mom
My mom is non-verbal now, right? She does laugh. She knows what's going on. She can hear the conversation
She laughs on cue to funny things
Uh, she's non-verbal though. She so she can't communicate at all really
Um when she's really frustrated she'll wail
Right, she'll make a lot of noise and carry on but and so I I think to myself, you know, when did that happen?
What when was my last conversation my last real conversation with my mom, right?
and I think to myself man if I had
What what I would give to have one more real conversation with her, right?
Yeah, I know when my last one was with my mom. Yeah, so your mom passed. Yeah, she was 63
That's way too young very young. That's nine years from me
Right, right from you know, eight years or 10 years for you, but she was lucid to the end. Yeah. Yeah, she had uh,
Cancer she had cancer and it moved to her brain
But I remember my last conversation with her was basically us saying goodbye to each other because we knew it was gonna be the last
Time I was gonna see her. Wow, it's hardest thing i've ever done. Oh for sure. It was terrible
see
And and and I don't even have I I don't remember my last conversation with my mom because she's still here
and you know what I mean and but
But I don't I don't so I have dreams
I have dreams. I know talking about dreams is gay
But I have dreams where I talk to my mom and she's lucid and in my dream I go. Oh my god
Like you've gotten better like you're
That's fantastic. Like I don't know what happened but you and then I wake up the next morning. I'm like
Rough, yep. Yeah rough. It is rough. Anyway, so I would encourage anybody listening if you have lucid parents
Take every every opportunity you can to just have I agree with that simple
Simple conversations simple just call them ask them how their day is going
You know and every time you have a conversation with them and you know what by that that extends to everything your kids
Every conversation you have with them be intentional. Remember what it is. It may be the last one you have. Yeah
Frickin no
You never know no, you know and that's really hard to do that. It's hard to be that like in the moment and intentional and focused
But it's because life is busy life is so life is busy and you almost feel responsible
You can still keep going responsible if you don't keep moving. That's right. And it's just like and you know what it's like a
Oh, what is it? It's like I'm hindering or I'm I'm putting somebody out if I take the time right do this
I don't have time for this right now. I get it, you know, and I think that it takes being
at this age where you hit your midlife crisis or
You know after your midlife crisis when you start accepting your mortality and you're kind of well
This is gonna fucking end and I need to start sowing some oats and I need to start figuring shit out now because
It's called perspective. Some people get it early because they had a moment. They had a life moment
They get they were in a horrible car wreck and somebody somebody passed away. And so now they have perspective, right?
But if you haven't experienced that and you haven't experienced death and everything is
Pretty bitch, you know hunky dory in your life
And then and then like you said you get swept up in in the river of life and going going going the rat race
And yeah, you don't have perspective. Well, I know my perspective on life changed when my mother got cancer at the age of 50
And that changed my and she broke her. That's way too young and
It impacted her and she fought cancer for 13 years before I got her
And it it changed the way that I look at life
Good and I try to instill that on my boys that there's always someone else in worse shape than you are if you're having a bad day
My mom was always having a worse day than I absolutely always and I try to keep that perspective of that
It's hard though. Even even knowing that it was hard for you. I'd still get pissed off and I'd still be but then
I get over it really quick because I think
This is this is nothing compared to what my mom's going through or someone else is even worse than my mom way
And there are people in the world experiencing way worse and my problems
Yes, I'm pissed off at work or my son just pissed me off because he did something bad at school
Yeah, I need to deal with that. But you know in the grand scheme of thing. We're gonna get through this right and
I'm not saying that I don't get mad or upset or stuff like that
But I try to let it go very very fast. Yeah, I don't let bog be down. Yeah, we're good for you
I mean, that's I think that's the right the right perspective to have and it is really hard. Yeah, but
You know what?
But but but you know what? The other thing is though. Those moments in our life are important, too
Meaning even when you get upset at your kids and you you have a moment with them that you need to have a teaching moment
No, those things are important. Well, they are I still had those. Yeah, they're still
Important, but uh the perspective is everything it's perspective and not holding on to things
Yeah, I don't let it bog me down agreed and and I get over things. I know when my wife and I get an argument
I let it go quick
Yeah, you know and I'm just like it's not worth it, you know, and uh, she she holds on to it for a while
And I understand that I let her do her thing and we'll eventually come back around but uh, you know
What's 50? Well, how old was so that was 94 when she turned 50, right?
So ever since then since I was I was 25 at the time
No, yeah, 25 at the time when she got cancer
That's what my my perspective on life kind of changed right when that happened and obviously when she passed away it
impacted even more but
I think it's important to
You know, and I always tell my boys when that when they leave, you know, they need to
Be smart and they need to be good and just you know, have fun
But yeah, don't don't let shit bog you down and when they have problems
That's what I talked to about it's like when you hear stories of people who um, you know
They're in a fight, right a couple's in a fight and you know
They have harsh words with each other and as the husband's walking out the door
The wife says you know what you just you're never like you're you're so disappointing to me or something like that, right?
And then he leaves and he gets in a car wreck and dies, right?
And then the wife goes my last words to my husband were you're such a disappointment to me, right?
And they and it scars them for life and they can never forgive themselves for right for that
Yeah, right. You you do you hear stories like that? Yeah, and uh, well good
It should scar them pieces of shit talking to their anybody like that. Well, I mean come on that's that's that's what that's what a couple's do
That's what families do they fight and they say things they don't mean and and then and then something horrible happens
And they yeah, they regret it for their whole life
So I mean you do I mean it's so hard to do but you have to treat every moment you have with everybody
You know as the last moment you could possibly see them, right and it's it's impossible though. It really is it is it is
And like I said, but if you live your life that way, how awesome would that be? How how nice would you be to everyone?
It's just not realistic though. It isn't realistic. You know, I agree and it's unfortunate because
You know, we're I'm kind of it's kind of a good thing
You know, we're I'm kind of it's kind of a quasi realistic
I mean everyone has good intentions, but the reality of it is is the fucking life is life. We have emotions
We have anxieties. We have depression. We we we go day to day
We see we see like actors like meatloaf dying. We got louis anderson dying. You got damn
You gave away my next guy. Well, who?
Uh louis anderson louis anderson died spoiler. I just I he was the guy that made the fries in coming to america
I don't know. I just he was a stand-up. It was where I kind of knew him from he he was he was the guy
He was the guy in celebrity dowels and celebrity high diving. No in mcdowell's he was making the fries in coming to america
Was he not diving? What the hell is that? You remember that?
No, yeah, there are celebrities that would that would do like high diving
Uh, and he was one of them. He did like cannonballs
So louis anderson the emmy award-winning comedian died in at a las vegas hospital
How old was he now battle with diffuse large b-cell lymphoma? That's cancer. Yeah, it is cancer
It's a version of a non-hodgkin lymphoma
He was 68
53. Yeah, 68. That's too young. I'm telling you
I'm, sorry anything above anything younger than 80. I think it's too young
Well, that's that's why we need to people I mean
um
I'm glad like taylor in the in the podcast room, you know, he's uh, besides he's gonna get fucking cancer in the lungs
But with the cigar smoking but you know, he doesn't he doesn't doesn't drink
um, you know, I think I think
I guess what i'm getting at is people need to make healthy choices on what what they're how they're consuming their life they do and
And you know i think i applaud taylor because he doesn't drink anymore. I think at all at the same time
I don't think you need to live your life that you're gonna live forever. You also need to enjoy your life
That's a good point. Yeah, some people eat
Thinking that they're going to prolong their life and then they have dying young and they're not having enjoyed
I want a good steak every now and then yeah, I want a piece of pizza
I don't live on that but I want every now if I go to a breakfast and they ask me which meat I want
I'm like, yes all of them. Yeah
Of all of them double of all of them. I didn't say double and the poor lady behind the counter is like what?
Did this why would you want that? Yeah all the meats?
Just give it to me woman, sir. Do you realize we have ox?
ostrich mule
Yeah, does that include the bite but if you don't eat like that all the time if you eat sensibly most of the time
You're just like I want a pizza tonight. All right, do it
But there's a lot of people who will not do that and they're eating leaves and nuts and shit like that
I'm just like I want to enjoy myself. I think that's a it's a good goal to to eat like that
During you know as routine as possible everything in moderation, right?
I can see myself on my deathbed going. I should have eaten more double what a burger. Yeah, fuck it
More because it wouldn't matter more double what a burgers because it wouldn't have mattered. It wouldn't have matter
I wish I was as fucking big as a house. I would have lived maybe six months earlier and I would
Know it's the road less traveled. I mean you just don't freaking know but you know you hear about these
You also hear about these people that are like 100 years old. We live on I eat bacon and eggs every single day
Okay, let's I smoke two packs of cigarettes eat a pound of bacon and I'm out here and I'm in the middle of boston
I'm in the middle of an ice thing. I'm fishing. I'm eating all my stuff here. I'm 105. I'm shoveling my my my sidewalk
Right. Yeah, and I like so who but who and then they quit smoking but here's the next week they die and then they die
Who wants to live to 100 anyway? I do real let's be real
Do you really as long as I as long as I can?
Shit in the toilet and I could feed myself and take care of myself. That's fine
But as soon as I get to the point quality of life
But as soon as I get to the point where I can't walk can't get around. I'm gonna shit myself every time
They've got all these cool
Different things to like for example like in the showers
Yes, they uh, they have this this bristle. Okay
It is uh
It's a rectal what is it what it is? Yes, it does spin so it's imagine. Let me think
so imagine like a a very large pine cone probably
Pine cone pine cone so it's conical. So no, hold on. Let me rephrase this
So imagine so it's about it's about eight inches in diameter on a coal. Okay
Okay, kind of so it's it's eight inches in diameter and it's got bristles
And it's not kind of something like you would look at so that would clean a glass out
All right, and it's it's connected to the shower wall. Yes, all right, and it goes up and down
It goes up and down so it it extends out like two foot so it's a big deal and you can lean on it
So when you go bend over what if you want you do you you spread your legs and it comes up and it cleans your
Undercarriage and then you you step out and you you have it come up more and it cleans up under your arms
You want to do your undercarriage last right you want to do your undercarriage first and then wiped out all yeah
Otherwise you put shit all over your body. Yeah
noted
That's what you do last. Okay. Well, that's a very good first. Thank you
Thank you for sharing that
My point is is that
See my wife something that is uh last
Oh, that is something they put out. Oh my god
Producer see if you can find some sort of shower shower cone motor shower motorized shower brushes shower conical brush
Look, this is what they're this is a they put this like you and your fucking SAT words
The conical shower brush or conical. I know what conical is but nobody says some of the cow the no one says stuff like that
It's very irritating. It's a word. Why I'm gonna shower brush. No, there's no such thing
So they were they talk about conical they're talking about like degrees. It's like how many conical degrees does no one
Conical no one in my whole life is used word
Cone like yeah, I know that would know what it is. So this
Right now we're pulling up all these different types of bristles
But this one is like a a metal rod that I think you're making this up
I do not see it on the screen. I don't see any of what you're talking about
I see vacuums and I don't see the word conical either. There's a oh, there you go
It looks like that but it's like two foot long and whoa that's attached to a drill
Type-ed shower. Did you put a shower?
Yeah on motorized shower brush
Butt-cleaner attached to a drill type it goes up and down entirely different thing right there. Oh, it's a D Walt by the way
Oh D Walt. Yes
nice
Yeah, I think you're making this up Sean. I think so too. Hmm
Alright, so we're looking at various power cleaning shower implements
Yeah power shower cleaning tool. I would think that would ruin it because if you're in the shower with your D Walt, you're gonna get it
wet
Well, I don't know so the whole point of bringing that up it is about the quality of did you dream about this?
I can imagine. Yeah, this is a thing. This is a that lets you live to a hundred years old
No, what we're talking about the quality of life and if you're able to do certain things to try to help you take care
Of your body, you know by you know, there's certain things you're not able to bend in certain positions to clean yourself
Oh, you know it for you. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah long story short
Yeah, so it goes up and down and you can use it
So as it's going up and down you you've got control over it
It does the back and then you're ready to run and whatever like a loofah lifting up. Yeah
Test it is and you know, that's I mean you're letting it get into other parts. So it's like flapping
Yeah, so you're lifting up your testicles and letting it into a certain area
Well, you know what your arms good when you're like your armpits
Well, the thing is when you're 90 that shit's so loose down there could like wrap around it
Oh god, you're looking car you just can't get caught on. Oh my god. It starts spinning
You'd be like fucking doing flips in the bathtub with your balls wrapped around that that sounds horrible
I wonder if anybody's ever died
I wonder if anybody died doing that well the emails goes. Yeah, he had his balls caught in the conical
well, I
didn't actually
do the the cleaning of the undercarriage, but
They definitely had well anyway, so there's that and what are the things being older? I mean the bed
Everything sucks. Everything sucks. You know, they got chairs now that you could basically they help you stand up
My mom had one of those. Okay. Well first off my parents have
It's not a it's not a live-in caretaker
But it's a caretaker that is at my parents house for 13 hours a day
like not a lot of people can afford that my dad worked for Amoco for 27 years and
He had a fantastic retirement. He doesn't want to spend a penny of it because he thinks it should all go to his kids
I'm like dad. That's why you that's why you save that money, right?
Like you need to use it and you need to be comfortable. He doesn't want to go to assisting living
He doesn't want to go into nursing a nursing home and I'm like then you're in a golden opportunity
You you can afford to pay somebody
13 hours a day
To just sit there and wait for
To her to be fed for her to be showered for her to be put into bed for her to
Do mental games and do painting and we have the most amazing
Caregiver for my parents, right and he's blessed. He's a hundred percent blessed
To be able to afford that most people most people on the planet can't ninety nine point nine nine nine nine
Can't can't afford that but my point is
It's all about
It's all about quality of life and and who who was there to help you most of the time is family like
Your aging father or your aging parents can live with you or you live so close that you're over there every day
I'm helping them cook. All right clean. So let's say you don't have right things if you don't have so your wife has passed away
let's say your kids have
Disowned you don't like you. No, I'm not saying that but you know, it's true
Every day when you get to a certain age the kids just don't come around was no they don't they would rather you in a
Nursing home because you're a pain in the ass. I would not do that
Well, I would not do that. I wouldn't either but what would you do if you were your dad and
You've been and you're kind of alone and would you just like if you if you know you're gonna die
Let's say you've got stage four cancer and you're about to buy it and you got two months to live
Would you just like go on a walkabout? I have no I don't know. What's a walkabout? That's where you just you go somewhere
Die
Walk out into the desert. I didn't say desert. He said desert but I mean it says you go somewhere and you just die
Do you walk then?
Well walk abouts in Australia. Okay. No, I'm not talking about euthanasia and you are
Walkabouts originally or were something that people in Australia do to go die when the but I'm talking about not Australia
I'm talking about just you know, go just walk just leave just leave you just don't say walk about you get the fucking car drive
It's got a silver alert. Just go
First of all, nobody does that like even even in that would you want to even in that state?
Neither one of you would do that because what a horrible way to die
What are you gonna you're gonna just drive and then and then you're gonna park somewhere and then you're gonna starve to death
You know, there was a you have any idea how horrible that is. What is the you wouldn't do that?
There's a movie that was on Netflix and
Raymond Lamanna, was that his name?
Everybody loves Ray Ray Romano Ray Romano and so Ray Romano was on a show on Netflix and he
Was very good friends with another guy
they weren't gay but they lived together or they lived across the the hall from each other room and one of them had cancer and
The other one was kind of like hey, you need to help me die and the doctors
Gave him a concoction of chemicals to to take where he would could be able to euthanize himself
That's Kevorkian. Yeah, how do you how do you guys we'll get back to the Ray Romano thing?
But how do you guys feel about that?
Do you do you feel like people should die on their own terms with dignity?
Yeah, I do. I think I think of that person. I think there's certain criteria that you'd be bad that I
Know I'm dying in a month. I'm in extreme pain. Let me just take the pills
Yeah, some sort of terminal scenario. I think you're need you can't be 22 and depressed about life. Yeah, my girlfriend broke up
I think there needs to be hard for criteria that says, you know
The doctor comes back and says you have a month two months to live or something like that. Okay
Yeah, you have a doctor. You have a doctor that says I
Allow this
Doesn't allow it but he said this person is certified to be able to be correct
So if they decide then legally if if this person wants and you could do it where I'm just going to
Take some sleeping pills and fall asleep
Well, there's a number of states that have legalized euthanasia. So it's hard
That's hard to talk about. Yeah, so go back to your this specific movie. First of all the to buy the
concoction of chemicals
I don't remember how much it was but it was extremely expensive
Big fucking pharma. And it was funny. You can't even you can't even die
Bunch of fucking Oxycontin. I'm right. Well, I mean but false this
Yeah, I promise you you'll feel great and this was supposedly super humane and
And you know, but the funny thing is that he bought it with a credit card
Yeah, you don't have to pay that back
Hell yeah, but anyway, so
The he takes the drink and he dies within a few minutes. I
Mean, that's a hard because you don't know until you're in that situation, right?
I mean, it's one thing to talk about it now to go. Yeah, you know, I think that's okay, but you know if
Your wife was like that would you help?
Well, I mean again, it's about the quality of life at that point
If your kids came to you and says if she's in pain, I've got six months to live dad
But if she's in pain, can you help me do this? I don't know. That's hard
So let me share. Let me share a story with you guys a really tough story. I hadn't thought about it in a long time
I had a guy that would reported to me
Okay, and his wife had some sort of ailment where she went downhill
Where she went downhill quick?
right very and he had to work from home and he had to take care of her and all this kind of stuff and
And she wanted to die
Right. She wanted to die. She didn't want to live and he was devastated
There was a love of his life and he was like no we're gonna go to doctor and they went
To Mayo Clinic and they went to all these places to try to find somebody that could help them, right?
and finally, you know, he was like
You know, she was at home full-time
Doing her thing
Incapacitated couldn't work. He went to work
Came home and she was dead and she had
Set up an apparatus
Where she had killed herself
and
The doctor the police came and they he was a prime suspect
He was a prime suspect because right because they had to prove that he had no hand in her planning
Of her own suicide
Right and he was devastated. I mean this guy worked for me. He was completely devastated
They confiscated his laptop his work laptop to see if he searched euthanasia or whatever to see if he did any searches
Right and she completely they they finally figured out that it was completely on her laptop
She did all the searches for how to do it herself, right?
um, and she did she she she figured out how to put was the method, uh, she put a bag over her head and
And I forget all the details of it, but it had to do with suffocation, right?
I think until we're in that situation. You can't effectively answer that
I don't think you can
What how awful how awful?
He comes at suffocating would be I don't think that'd be a very fun way to go. Well, she she didn't care
She just wanted to go
I mean she was in pain and struggling and had a horrible terminal like not even a terminal
I don't know if it was a terminal disease, but it was disfiguring. I don't remember exactly what it was
But it was awful. It was awful and she was like I don't want to live anymore. I can't do this
And so he came home and found her that way
And then and then he became the prime suspect in her death. Did he get fired? No, absolutely not
No, we didn't fire him
Hell no
as a matter of fact
We gave him all the time he needed to to talk to lawyers and and let them look at the laptop and we got him another
Laptop so that he could work and he was felt awful that he had to miss all this time and I was like brother, please
I mean it was it was awful
I mean, he yeah, that's what I mean. I don't think we can effectively answer that
I mean you could say this one thing today, but until you're in that situation until you're the one in that pain
Yeah, or you're the one who has that family member in pain. Yeah, how do you answer that?
Yeah, because you don't know until you're you're you're thrust into it
Yeah, you don't you really don't and a lot of times you think you know what you're gonna do
And you don't want to be a burden to your family. That's the biggest thing. In fact, um, I had a gentleman that that worked
Side-by-side with me for over a decade. Yeah, and he hung himself
And uh, he had a he had a sickness. Um,
I forget what disease it was. He would think I would know
diarrhea
So probably a little more severe than that could have been no it was a blood condition with um, leukemia leukemia
Um, i'm trying to think of the star of the star
Uh, she in the tommy
The from the motley crew who's the tommy?
Tommy lee. Yeah, he had this disease along with his blonde
girlfriend hamela anderson. Yeah of the porno. Yeah, what it
You know, um, is a blood disease. Yeah, it was a blood disease and if he goes untreated it can be
What a long story short, you know he um
He ended up hanging himself, you know, because he didn't want anybody taking care of him
He was like, I don't want to be a nuisance to my family
I don't want to impose on anybody and you know, you know and I was pissed at him because I was like, you know
We were working with each other every day and it's like you could see
It's like you could see it in his eyes
You know, he'd smile down here. But from up here up there was like no animation
And you know the I remember the last couple weeks he was alive. We did things that we normally wouldn't do
like um
I I took him to
the
By lovefield airport. There's an airport museum
And we had we'd gone there and it's like he was like man. I would have never done this
You know, I was like, yeah, we're gonna do it this week
You know and it's like you know why because we we need to cheer up and I made it seem like we
You know says because he was going through some tough times and man fuck that sucked
Oh, yeah
It sucks to have to work with somebody like that for day in and day out day in and day out
And to find out they freaking they would
Yeah, and the thing is is that this was all premeditated because he had a bunch of envelopes in his car
right written out to people and he went to his storage unit and
And and hung himself, I think I think there are definitely we definitely have to make a distinction between
People that know the reaching end of life
Right and people who are battling depression. That's the problem people who are battling depression and
And they're not terminal, right? They're technically healthy
Those are the people that like they you can't give up. I mean you you got to go get seek help
You got to get support. I mean, I mean you're just going through a rough period
I know you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, but man you got you got to get help
Call the suicide hotline. I think this is part of the do what you got to do
We need some sort of music to to like, you know, like some harp music
Just something to kind of like change the spirit. We're kind of like
Right, so we have
We have one more death
That may lead into one more death and let's talk about gilligan's island because I want to talk about
Uh, the hottest actress on gilligan's island. That's marianne professor. Well, that was easy
Anyway, I was the professor. We'll see if you guys know who this is ian mcdonald
I don't know who that is
Ian mcdonald ian mcdonald you know who that is. No
You saw him in concert
Oh, yeah
He is uh the founder one of the founders a foreigner
Oh shit, really? Yes. I think he was a piano guy
Do are you sure we saw him? Are you sure? I don't know you guys saw a foreigner. You guys saw a foreigner
I've seen foreigner twice now. Yeah, I don't remember an old dude with like white hair like that
Look at him over here on the on the top left. He's nice and young with uh, well, but I didn't see him back in 1967
Is that flute saxophone? He was actually a saxophone. He played saxophone. I saw something he played saxophone on
Oh god, I can't name the remember. He was also in king crimson
anyway, he started uh
A foreigner, I can't I don't know who the other that's brilliant. So how old was he?
I don't know. All right, we gotta look at let's see how old I always want to feel better about their age
All right, here we go. 46. So he was 74. No, that's too young
I'm not happy with that
unfortunately, it's that's
That how about norm mcdonald? He didn't he is playing a flute. He is a flautist a flautist
So funny about norm mcdonald is uh, you know lots of people including myself
I mean his he's funny, but he's got a kind of an annoying funny
Which is voice I think kind of nasally kind of well, it's not so much that it's
A way. Yeah. Yeah, it's more like uh last year. It's like dude get to the fucking point when he would like tell a story
He's kind of like, you know, and he's got this goofy smile
He's like so, you know, uh, I was uh working at the uh bar the other day and this guy comes in and he's
Just talking to this he goes through the jokes. It's just you know, he's the one that did burt reynolds
Yes, yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah, he's funny, but some of his
What are you dying of? Uh
rochcockism
Really? No, I don't I don't remember nor mcdonald nor mcdonald. How did nor mcdonald die? He didn't have the conical loofah to clean the
rochcock off
Is that what it was? Yeah, so it was like taintitis
It could be taintitis. He died of taintitis taintinitis taintinitis
No, it's it's uh norm norm mcdonald. Well, I also think it's interesting that
That these bands that we grew up with that cancer that foreigner man 61 cancer people are dying
Right hate it people people that we grew up with listening to they're all dying watching. They're starting to die
You know, I know I thought you know
The tom petty the drummer for the rolling stones. I wasn't rolling stones fans, but dude he was like 111
Yeah, he was yeah. He was old anyway, but you know, there's folks just I know dying
They're dropping eddie van halen. Yeah eddie van halen. You know, he had the cancer
Throat cancer from from he says from the metal picks. Yeah, because he because he kept him in his mouth
Kept him in his mouth. You guys told me that I didn't know that. Yeah, so that's what he said
Yeah, and he said the cancer started literally on the side of his mouth underneath his tongue where he kept the metal picks
And he was like, I know I had no doubt in my mind is from the metal picks. I was like wow
Like wasn't from the cigarette that he would smoke that's I mean seriously
What are the odds? Oh, I know. Yeah, I know right where he keeps the pick. I don't know
but but it's it's it's unfortunate that uh, we're getting to the age that that's happening, right and uh,
I'm sorry. I looked at uh, I was looking at the comedian. Norm mcdonald dies at 61 from bbc and i'm like what
Yeah, there you go. That's bbc news bbc news. Yeah, but I was looking at bbc is cancer though died from big black
Uh, that's bbd
Oh, but I was thinking big black cock. No, yeah
No, it's bbd. I mean if you're because we got to scan over the stuff by the way. He made a resurgence lately
Where did I see?
You know, so once again somebody sent oh it
Why do you see it?
COVID test. Yeah, you I didn't even see it. You sent that you completely missed that
Yeah, I didn't zoom in and I even tried to be like, you know
Is that one line or two lines is so that you would zoom in? Yeah, I didn't sure enough. There was bbd
There he was right there on the cover. I zoomed in I saw it
But yeah, i'm glad I didn't forward that to my boss and be like, hey look, I got covid. This is my test
uh
He's like what i'm taking off for the next four days
I still the best to this day. I mean they got so clever with that bbd thing, but the best one i've ever seen was
Uh, oh my god. We have a major storm front coming the cloud and he
And he's he starts like coming like yeah, he starts like coming across one of the best ones
The radar one of the best ones I saw was the remote
uh nfl draft
When they had all the fans a little in the zoo little avatar icons. Yeah, he was in one of the videos
He was one of the camp. I liked it when he was sitting on george floyd. Oh
Oh a day after that happened. That was true
That happened that was too hard too too. Yeah, too raw. Yeah, I don't think so
Yeah, I know you don't but you're insensitive like that. You know what? The dude was a thug. I know he was he was a criminal
He was all kinds of it looked horrible things. It still looked awful
Yeah, did he want mcdonald play the commercials as colonel sanders?
Yes, didn't he do that for a spell? Yeah, he did. Yes, he did
All right, so this is a left turn. All right. We only have a couple minutes left. I want to yeah
I'm out of dead people. Yeah, we're done with the dead people. Um
Yeah, we're gonna try to pick some funnier people. Yeah, let's pick
The hottest actresses give what they have the hottest actresses in their time
In their time rockell welch
Okay
Sophia lauren bowderrick
Bo derrick i'm gonna go with natalie wood
elliwood farrah faucet
I'm gonna go with uh, who's gidget that's sally fields sally fields. I'm gonna go with sally fields kate jackson sherell ad
Let's go name all the charlie's angels. No shit
Yeah, but you didn't do
You didn't do the the my favorite
Jackson
Angela
No, what uh who kelly?
uh kelly uh kate jackson
And oh my favorite jackson
My favorite jacklin smith jackson smith. Yeah, she was beautiful. Yeah hot
Yeah, crazy hot linda carter
Wonder woman the original. Oh, dude. She was she was incredible. She never really did that for me
Look up linda carter. She'd make my catalog. Really?
I I would okay time out. I wouldn't kick her out of my bed as a single young man, but
Well, you know you would kick her out, but you kick it out of c
Please yes, I would look at that
Oh, yeah, beautiful linda carter is actually a really good singer now
How about maria? How about maria osmond?
Yeah, she was very pretty too pretty although she did have wide crotch. Look at that wonder woman shot down there
She had very wide like square crotch. Yeah. Well, i'm gonna say one that's controversial. Are you ready for this one?
Hillary clinton no
No, who's uh, and i'm meryl streep no nancy palsy no the one that was
on the freaking anti-aircraft gun and
Jane fonda elon fonda ellen ready dude jane fonda in oh, I don't know what movie it was barber rosa
Yes
Wow
Yeah, jane fonda was hot wow like crazy hot. Yeah, barber rosa
Look up jane fonda barber rosa. Yes, I mean
And then you said uh, you said gilligan's. I'm a rella. That's what it is barber rella. Yeah
you
Yeah
Well, she's doing the deep strike pose there
That's not the deep strike. Oh my goodness
That's the that's crazy. Right? Oh god, how do we forget blonde bombshell?
What?
blonde
bombshell
I've never heard of that
You don't know who a blonde bombshell is uh, susan summers. No
Uh skirt got got blown up marilyn munro marilyn munro
I'll tell you wow. I'll tell you. Oh god. What's her name?
Uh, who was at the breakfast at tiffany's audrey hepburn?
I'm sure she was beautiful. There were so many beautiful women back then. Yeah. Oh look at look at that
Yeah, look up. I'll get marilyn munro. She was she was at all. She was curvy. Oh my goodness
She wasn't skinny about how about goldie haunt?
Yeah, yeah, no
I would say she's hot
Young look up audrey hepburn
Audrey hepburn she was back in the what 60s? Oh, yeah big time in the 60s. Oh, yeah. Oh for sure
Wow
very pretty
I think what about uh, what's her name elizabeth, uh, taylor taylor liss taylor. Yeah, she didn't really do it for me
Back when she was younger. No bring up the young stuff
Yeah, when she was younger in her 20s 30s. She was she was pretty bring up elizabeth taylor. Yeah, there's
You can't deny the beauty. Oh, yeah
Yeah, when she was older, she was she
did not appeal but
Back in the day. Well, you know 50s wasn't it? Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's crazy how most these women um
Gorgeous, you know you got to think about it. What about these these women that were beautiful back then and they had to get all
How how many uh?
Weinsteins did they have back then all of them? I'm sure every single one of them had to deal with the Weinstein
Well, every single one of us because back then it was okay to smack your secretary on the ass. Yeah
Yeah, sure. It was I mean, where did it stop?
It didn't
I'll tell you one that you do jane you want to be in the next movie. Won't you come over here?
Yeah, they all had that new york new jersey. Bring up natalie wood. I just want to see I want to see lord
What do you oh now?
I'm trying to get worked up honestly honestly if I were to pick the hottest actress from that era
I would pick natalie wood
Stunningly gorgeous
She doesn't float
No, she doesn't
You know one of the one of the ladies that I always thought that was really that I thought was really really pretty pretty was
grace kelly I
Need to see a picture. Yeah, I don't know I thought she was uh
Grace kelly right there
She died um I always thought she was very very pretty was there a black lady called grace kelly no
She she became a a princess. Are you sure cuz she married the
What's the big gambling thing over there in the mediterranean? It's a very small
country
Halle Berry
Beyonce, oh helly berry is beautiful. Halle Berry is stunning
Yeah, you know Beyonce doesn't do it for me. Yeah, well in unfortunately a lot of it is emotionally driven because I don't like her attitude
Yeah, but in the movie um
Like what little finger or gold finger or the stupid?
Beyonce was in that movie. Yeah, and she was there's um
Um monaco grace kelly married the prince of monaco. Yes, what other african-american actresses can we think of?
There's a who's the the the late though. There's jones. There's a not work for me
No, he's singer who got beat up by her boyfriend
Chris something lorita franklin. No, no, not ike whitney. Tina. I'm talking about a younger one
Um, just turner. No this older older. I mean she's newer
Uh, is it chris someone chris the beat up brown? Yeah, chris brown be the whitney houston rihanna rihanna. Oh, yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah
Rihanna's beautiful
Halle Berry is beautiful. Halle Berry's got to be close to the top. Do you know whose daughter is stunningly gorgeous is jamie fox?
All right, this is creepy. No, not creepy. Look up jamie. Oh, yeah, rihanna. She's she's 11 jamie fox's daughter. She's 11
No
She's actually 14
Oh geez, no look look her up because she I think she's
Yeah, gorgeous, how old is she
She's stunning
All right, this dude, uh dude. Wait, hold on. No, we're not. No, we're not doing that yet brought to you by 94
How old is that old folks living? She's 28. You want a good place to put your parents for dying?
Put them in old folks homes dot.com. Yeah, this was an uplifting
episode
You know what? We we took some real stuff though, but I think it was it was realistic
It was realistic and we talked about some some cool things as well
Youth we talked about uh, we talked about conical
cleaning agents taint luffas
You're taint what?
You can't accept that aoc is
Fine, she's attractive, but I still would kick her out of my bed
I as soon as she says I I think I don't think you're climbing she didn't say anything
What if she said yes master? She would criticize and critique everything if I say prone
Oh supine. No, i'm supine. Yeah, I'll just say prone
So that way I don't have to look at her
Oh, well, that's what the bag's for dudes like us soon to be.com you guys. I'm shawn. I'm paul and i'm jeff
Uh, good night. Good night
Is it the last one of february or do we have one more? Oh, no. Oh, no, it might be i'm off the next few weeks
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