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Cause one of them was like, I'm farting.

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And I'm not really farting.

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You were.

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What? That was not a real fart.

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Anytime you paused, it's safe to assume that you're farting.

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That you're leaning? You're the old man lean?

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Sometimes, my chief

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Why be so conscious about your farts?

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Why is that an old man lean?

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Because my dad used to do it. I never had to do it until I got old.

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Is that because

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your, your, the weight of your body

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is holding your anus closed?

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It could be.

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You know what's interesting? When you don't lean

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and you fart,

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you can, you can

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sense the bubble. No. The bubble

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What? Sense the bubble?

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The bubble. The bubble is in your clothes

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and it's in there for a while because

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there's no lean. And then it works

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its way up the back.

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And it eventually gets out the back of the pants.

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And you feel it work up your butt crack? Yes.

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Yes. Exactly right.

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A little.

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And that's why older people are like, I don't want that sensation.

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I'm going to go ahead and lean.

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See the difference?

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You don't want the fart bubble sensation.

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The fart bubble sensation. Right.

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It tickles too. Yeah.

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Sometimes when your butthole kind of vibrates really fast,

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makes a high pitched one.

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Right.

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And so we're opening the second half

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with fart bubbles.

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Oh, you did. No, I didn't call it that.

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You were talking about fart bubbles.

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I have no idea what this is, but just hit play.

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No, don't. Please don't. It's so stupid.

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We're drinking Wolcott.

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Bottled and Bond.

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Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.

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100 proof. How do we know it's 100 proof?

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Because it's bottled and bond.

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Bottled and bond, baby.

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Alright, so I don't think we know

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about this bourbon.

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Comes in a clear bottle.

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It's got a cork.

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So, yeah, look that up while we're talking about it.

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It looks like it's a number two char.

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Number two, three char.

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Two or three. I think it's three.

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I wonder how aged it is.

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Usually if it's not real dark, it hasn't been aged.

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How old is that over there, Mr. Producer?

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I'm going to go with four years.

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I think in two.

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No, you can't age anything two years

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and be respectable.

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Well, they had that Austin's two year bourbon.

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Yes, still Austin.

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Oh, you weren't there.

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Someone had to bowl.

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Oh.

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Yeah, I'll be bowling.

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You visit a distillery?

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I have my own bowling bowl.

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Down at Austin. Are you serious?

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Who says that?

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I've got my own bowling ball.

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I do. And I'm awesome.

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Do you see the footage where the guys

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are polishing their balls, their bowling balls,

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but it looks like they're polishing their sacks?

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I think you're supposed to do that.

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I do that every time.

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I don't really know why I do that.

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You hold it right in front of your crotch?

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I think you don't put it above your head.

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It's kind of heavy.

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You're supposed to hold it straight out, straight arms.

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No, that would hurt my shoulders.

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That's what I do.

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I take it out of my bag in my little sling

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and I walk over to the place where you put your balls

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and you go...

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What color are your balls?

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It's a very cool psychedelic black and red.

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So black and white, red swirl.

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So I would say black and red swirl.

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And you know what I did?

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I've always been a straight bowler

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and I got super frustrated on Saturday.

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And so I was like...

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Did you call your ball an offensive word?

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I didn't turn on my ball.

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Did you say ball?

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My ball and I are a team.

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You marooned?

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No, I didn't.

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I said the ball and I are a team.

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Let's try something different.

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Yes, he showed me a video of people slinging their balls.

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So you just add the...

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Yes, thank you.

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That's what you do, right?

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Yes, I don't do it for an extended period of time

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like they're doing.

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But do you have that cloth sack that does that?

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It comes with the ball, yes.

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Seriously, that bag?

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Do you stand like that?

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Yes, I do.

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So that's what you look like.

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You and Alan.

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I look cool, I don't look like that.

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Can I finish my story?

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So I got frustrated, straight bowling

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and I switched to spinning

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for the first time.

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You know how the bowlers do the...

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and it's on the edge.

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And at the last minute it goes to the middle

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and I killed it.

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I had a turkey

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at one point

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during the game, three strikes.

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Did you have the early...

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No, I didn't buy a brace.

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But I got 168, which is not bad for me.

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168 is not bad for anybody.

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I know that's pretty good.

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That was the first time I ever spun the ball before.

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The highest I've gotten is probably around the 130s.

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I'm not very good.

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I got up to about 200.

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Lead teams need people like you

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when you bowl 130, there's a handicap.

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Right?

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I'm not saying I've consistently

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130.

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But here's the thing. When you bowl 150,

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it's like it

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destroys the other team.

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Now, if you suck and get 90,

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everybody hates on you.

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But if you have a really low

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average and then you have some games

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where you kill it,

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they want you on the team.

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I'm not. Dylan is, my son.

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My parents were in a league

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for years and years and years.

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I've done 200 multiple times.

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I'm very impressed.

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I never should do that.

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I wasn't in shape, but you need to be in shape.

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Oh, I was so sore the next day.

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I'm not saying you need to throw down barbells.

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The muscles that you use

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to twist it,

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you have to be able to do that.

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Just bowling in general.

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Straight bowling or spinning it or whatever,

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I bowled Friday and Saturday.

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On Sunday, I was hurting.

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I was like an old man

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getting off the couch, you know?

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Yeah, I remember that.

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Oh my God.

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Anyway, it was exciting.

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I want to bowl again because I have my own ball

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and I can spin it.

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I like the ball. I'm just not very good at it.

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Did you name it?

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Black Knight. Merle.

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I did. Shit, I forgot the name of it.

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Shelly made fun of me. Leeroy.

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No, it's a girl. Leonette.

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No. Leeroyette.

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Can we stop guessing?

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I don't know. Linda.

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No. Rosita.

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Carmelita.

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This is the worst podcast ever.

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What did you guys do?

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For an hour and a half, we guessed Paul's bowling ball.

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Hello, my ball is

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black and red and my name is

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Juanita and I hit the ball.

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I'm going to have to ask my wife. She rolled her eyes

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when I told her what the name is.

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She was like, oh my God.

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Just like that.

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Was it racist? I bet you called it Derek Henry.

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It was something hot. No, it was a girl.

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I didn't call it Derek Henry.

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How many girls do you know are called Derek Henry?

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Diane Henry.

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That would have been good.

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I bet you called it Ryan Tannehill.

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Rianna. Rianna Tannehill.

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Would you stop?

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Did you call it AOC?

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Did you see the footage of her dancing?

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She is the best.

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Which one? Dancing on the rooftop?

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Please show that. AOC dancing. I need to see the video of this.

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Isn't that an older video?

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No.

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She just this weekend was at a campaign rally

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where again, didn't have masks on.

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But they're on the stage.

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I guess it's safe.

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I don't give a shit. I think she's hot.

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I don't at all. Oh, come on.

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No, not at all. She's hot.

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No, she's really not. She's got a nice set of jugs.

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No, you're an idiot.

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She's a... One, two, fourth one in.

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Show that one.

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Is that the newest one?

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Yeah, they're on stage dancing.

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Is she doing the shoulder shimmy?

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Where those 34 C's are just flocking and just flocking.

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Oh, they're just all over the place.

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I don't know what you're saying or doing, but

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what's happening?

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Well, they're like,

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well, you can't see this AOC video.

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So we're watching AOC.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Stop.

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What is this?

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This is like the dance

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from Dirty Dancing.

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She's trying to salsa or something.

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That's what she was in Texas.

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That's what she was in Texas.

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She was trying to salsa dance, I believe.

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Was that... That wasn't her.

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In the pink it was.

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I didn't even see her.

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The girl behind the girl.

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Yeah. Oh, great.

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You know what? Go one more over to the right.

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No, nobody wants to see that.

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I don't care.

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Ocasio-Cortez dance.

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Oh, what happened?

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Yeah, it went away, thank God.

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You know what? I don't care. I think she's a dingbat,

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but you know what? I think...

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She's so stupid.

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I think she's pretty.

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She's not stupid.

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Her voice and attitude ruined it.

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You're saying she's stupid. It has nothing to do with the way she looks.

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I know. Well, I'm not attracted to

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stupid women.

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Would you kick her out of bed? Yes.

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Because she would do that in the morning

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over where it says live. Yeah, she'd wake up

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and she would go,

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how can you sleep when the world is on fire?

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When climate change is killing us all.

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I would know because she'd wake up with a bag on her face.

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You drive a big truck that guzzles gas.

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I can't be with you.

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I would take my private jet home.

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That's what you would deal with in the morning.

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She would be crying because I'd glue her eyes shut.

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Do you have avocado toast?

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Yeah, after having a deep strike moment with her

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the night before. You wake up in the morning

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and she's like, I just don't feel like

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you value my feelings.

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A deep strike?

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You should have said it during the deep strike.

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What?

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Deep what?

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Is that what you called it? Deep strike?

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Yeah.

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You know what? Act like Saget

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and assume the supine position.

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I'll be right there. Supine.

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Or prone. No, supine.

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It's now called the Saget.

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The Saget?

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Yeah, it's where Hulk picks you up

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and slams you on the ground.

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Hulk smash.

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And then throws you on the bed so that you're in the supine position.

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Hulk smash. That's insensitive.

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It is. How did

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Saget

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crack his head like that

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and then they found him on the bed.

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Maybe he was doing backflips on the bed

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and then smacked his head on the headboard

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and then fell on the floor.

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Wouldn't they find

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I'm not saying his head exploded and they would find

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brain matter all over the room, but

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wouldn't they find

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exactly where he hit his head?

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Isn't that important?

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I would think. But they also said that there was no

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foul play.

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Nothing missing. Nothing that looked like anything.

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No violence or anything.

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Maybe he was drunk

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and he slipped and hit his head

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and then he managed to get himself up onto the bed

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in supine position.

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He could have done it somewhere else and made it

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back to the apartment.

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I guess so.

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It's just bizarre.

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It is bizarre.

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Let the experts.

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They found a condom in his butt.

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Really?

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Trampling all over a dead man's leg.

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Dude, he was using the bed

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like a trampoline.

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And they were like, dude,

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fuck that supine prone.

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No.

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No.

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Anyway. Gosh, that's so weird.

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What other positions are there? So the supine pro, there's

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missionary, there's the, what do you call it?

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Deep strike. Deep strike.

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It sounds like some sort of

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work. I called it deep strike.

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It's actually deep impact.

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Deep impact.

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From the movie, like the movie.

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I don't believe you.

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I'm being serious. Operation launch

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deep strike with the penetrator.

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And then there's Armageddon, which is

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impromptu.

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That's what BNF is like.

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So look, you guys are going to totally disagree

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with me, but. Yeah. We usually do.

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We do.

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I'm sorry, but AOC.

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She's not unattractive. I get it.

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I get it. But dude, she opens her mouth

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and she's such a freaking buffoon.

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If she were a Republican and she actually

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talked with sense.

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Okay, do you think Candace Owens is pretty?

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Yes.

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And now do you think she's pretty because she's articulate

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and smart and bright and

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has conservative values? I've always told you that

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even though I think AOC says

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stupid shit, she's articulate.

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She's vocabulary.

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She's just an idiot. So here's the thing.

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So that would imply that everybody

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on the left or anybody that's a

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Democrat, I would say I can't

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look past it. I think they're ugly.

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Tulsi Gabbard, I think, is a pretty woman.

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Oh, she's beautiful. So

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where does that stand?

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You're the one that's got the issue. I don't have an issue.

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Tulsi Gabbard's a very pretty woman. I don't find

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AOC attractive at all. I just

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think that you're

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brain damaged. You're going with personal taste

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and you're going with the

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dark side of it.

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I think they're both similar. They have both of the dark hair

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kind of exotic looking.

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I like the AOC. I like the Latino look.

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Latino man.

394
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Okay. I think we were good until

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you kind of added something there.

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What was that little...

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If we could go back and listen to what Slowpoke Rodriguez

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over here did.

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It was like...

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Okay. Let's move on.

401
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I don't know how we got on AOC. We should never get on AOC.

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That's a good point.

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I don't know.

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I mean, I think that democracy

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will be dead in ten years.

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She's an idiot. Did she say that ten years ago?

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She said it like yesterday.

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You know how many stupid people have said the Earth is going to end?

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The world is going to end?

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How many times does that happen now?

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Who's a teenager? Shame on you

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or whatever that...

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The idiot that tried to start his own...

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No, the girl.

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Rita Thunberg.

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It'll be dead in 12 years or whatever. That's a sheer ignorance. Well, here's the thing. There's always Mars

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I don't skin why they get all upset

418
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Just live on the water. Yeah, there's always mine. I think they found like evidence of either water or the potential for water

419
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They did find water. It's of water

420
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There you go and the left and the mainstream media just buried it. Yeah, and they got total recall. I'm kidding

421
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Well, they are burying a lot of stuff yeah, they're burying a lot of Lord man. Yeah, it's crazy

422
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You know, it's so it's 2022 and we are it's

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Early voting is kicked off. We're halfway through February already. Yeah Valentine's just passed it did

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Anything I did I did absolutely you know, you went out to turn Saturday dinner Saturday

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Yeah, of course, this is a role was Sunday and then then Valentine's was yesterday. I was we ordered Chinese

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It was a strange Monday. Yeah, my wife and I decided we we hate I

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Don't want to sound like a cliche, but we hate the commercialism of of Valentine's Day to where there's an obligation to do this and that

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We don't do anything on Valentine's Day

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Do you know I I don't know if this is true or not

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But someone was talking about Paul's gay if you really knew who st. Valentine was he's a killer

431
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It doesn't really match the holiday. He was a serial cannibal. He was beheaded for one thing

432
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Oh good Lord. Yeah, hold on. Is this it's relevant. Is this German to St. Valentine's? There's a real st. Valentine's and

433
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Yeah, but is this germane to Valentine's Day? Well, that's who it's named after right? I don't know. I mean, it's the same name

434
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Yeah, it was so st. Valentine's

435
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The origin of st. Valentine's Day that would be a wonderful thing to know

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And I also heard you go honey. Here's some hearts. I'm gonna cut your head off. Yeah, and there was there was

437
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I can't remember what radio shows us speaking ahead get down here. There was an old old prone

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poet or writer

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Honey how was your day at work prone

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Assume the position supine prone supine fine supine deep impact

441
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I'm a Christian martyrs. It's a made-up holiday. So Valentine's honored February 14th

442
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Valentine of Rome and Valentine of attorney two different Valentine

443
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That was a both martyred and was martyred in 269. Wow talk about

444
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A long time ago. Yeah, geez

445
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You don't even know if these hold on go up I'm getting chalcers

446
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Chalcers poetry interesting celebration of st. Valentine is not known to have had any romantic

447
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Convitations until chalcers poetry about Valentine's Day in the 14th century

448
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There's a post 700 after the lubricant is believed to have ceased

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So this is chowdered some jackass Jeffrey chowder you

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Millennials of the world

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In the 1400 so it's 1200 years after the guy died and we're still dealing with having to buy flowers and chocolates because of this guy

452
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Overpriced at that big time amazing how much roses

453
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Of course it is just amazing. I always buy the wilted ones the day after yeah, really?

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My wife and I'm like, hey, I got these on sale. I'll tell you what. Thanks to Joe Biden

455
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The the stores were sold out of chocolate candies like a Kroger

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There was no supply

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Supply line has been hindered. They're sitting on cargo ships off of San Francisco

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Clark bars

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What

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Well, I mean not what not with the

461
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Not with Valentine's toffee bars. Yeah, like our cars or those suck

462
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Bar take coffee. No toffee see that would mean more because you'd have to create your own assortment

463
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Top people are fantastic. No, they're not so I disagree who hurts you. I'm not on board with any toffee chocolate

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I love toffee. I make my own toffee. Do you yes, okay? Well, then I'm gonna reserve and I enjoy just until I taste your

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Until I taste your custom homemade look at personal there. There is a looks just like that

466
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I'm into that that's not toffee that is taught is taught. Yeah, that's a different kind of coffee

467
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That's not come what kind of toffee you're talking about different kind of toffee

468
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Clark bar is not a toffee exactly talk about that. I like chocolate with real peanut butter crunch. That's a Clark bar

469
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Yeah, I like that's not that's a Clark bar. It's not toffee exactly

470
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I don't know why you guys brought that up and you mentioned about

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Toffee bars. No

472
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Yes, you were talking about Clark bars are not toffee then the Mars bar

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So I do like Mars bars here

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And then they came out the dark Mars bar

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Score is a toffee bar. I'll tell you what really hurt the Mars bar was the fact that you know

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So the opposite of this soon as they found Mars bars in his little hole

477
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They did not find Mars bars in his yes, they did. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

478
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It's a it's a fact Mars bars as a fact so now I'm saying they found Mars bars in his little

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His little hole spider hole spider hole

480
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That cannot be true. I thought it was not be true. I thought it was just a packet of butt wipes

481
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You know that he need member he didn't get them down in time. Oh, that's right

482
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You know this we talked about this before but my favorite candy bar of all time

483
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That does not exist that you get each of each of you have to come up with the candy bar

484
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That does not exist anymore. So try survival foods that I'm lived on was the Mars bar

485
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I was in the middle of saying something so gosh. I don't know

486
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marathon bar

487
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Does a hundred thousand bar still yes, of course

488
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100 grand you mean I like to Charles

489
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commercials where they'd stretch it out. Yeah, it's amazing. I was a candy bar that doesn't exist anymore. That was your favorite

490
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I'm a huge candy eater. Yeah, you know, it's kind of tough

491
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But you know there are how about how about some candies that we have tried that we liked

492
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I mean kid I was it was it called sugar daddy, which is the big caramel on a stick. Yeah, they stretch out

493
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You know, yeah, but you have to chew it up for a while. You gotta be careful because you'll fucking pull a tooth out

494
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Yeah, yes

495
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In the sugar daddies a bit of honey still around

496
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Yes, they do about the ABBA's ABBA. I don't know what it is

497
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It's a coconut put in put in this continued candy bars

498
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That's what we need discontinued candy bars now. Well, let's think

499
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Is the which McCall they are so many it's all

500
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Like there are some marathon boom. I'm horny. What Jeff?

501
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Go to the bathroom. Yeah, why do you keep sharing this stuff with us? That's not something you have to just always offer up

502
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Just spread. I'm horny. Hey guys, I'm horny. Is that a real bar?

503
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It says I'm horny on it doesn't it? It does it says it's the top ten, too

504
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Yeah, I don't believe it. So Mars bars has been discontinued then do you know what I do I do enjoy

505
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Was you could buy the the bubblegum that it was like a bubblegum chew was came and shredded kind of like you choose

506
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They still sell that like your tobacco. Yeah. Yeah, you big chew bubblegum or

507
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That was great though you guys you pull it out and come a grape and strawberry and regular flavor

508
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Yeah, right there. The big leech shoe that's still around. Yeah store. It's gotta be yeah, it's overrated but I

509
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like the grape

510
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Grape is good. I didn't like either one of them

511
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You buy a whole bucket of a big bucket. Yeah

512
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Did you guys ever do snuff?

513
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Now well, I've tried it

514
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It was very unsuccessful up your nose or the other shit you put your shouldn't you put in your lips? No

515
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Copenhagen. Yeah, I've tried Copenhagen

516
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I tried times. I tried to school very unsuccessful tried to school bandit

517
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:01,220
No, and I felt like shit had to lay down

518
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,900
I never tried it and I had some friends that did it for a long time

519
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:09,060
And then they tried to get off of it and then they did the mint those little mint packets

520
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:12,900
Yeah, the skulls were like a little bit of a mess. I mean, I think it was a little bit of a mess

521
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:15,940
He did take a paper of candy and then made that scene

522
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:41,060
Okay, and yeah. I like that and he spent that cash money to put in a lot of his restricted movie

523
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:45,620
They still need to have something in their lip. They still need to be sucking from it, right?

524
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:52,860
You use like a Werther's well, but there are packets non tobacco non nicotine packets that are like mint

525
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:58,380
That you can put in your lip and that helps you like Nicorette gum, you know, like it helps you. There's a hard argument

526
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,700
really

527
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,700
Does it helps you it helps you beat the habit?

528
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:07,020
It helps you beat the habit. I don't know. I don't I never got addicted

529
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:11,280
Thankfully, I've never had to deal with I'll tell you I have very addictive unfortunately

530
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,840
I've got a friend and I'm not gonna mention his name, but he's got a history of

531
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:21,020
Of doing a fuck the tobacco in the mouth, whatever put your lip

532
00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:29,040
Like the big the red the leaves you yeah, well, I mean not the big whatever fucking Copenhagen, you know, and he could cancer

533
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,940
Right. Yeah, his ears his ear. I mean, it's

534
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:37,900
Like still he's fighting cancer right now. He's fighting it. He paid a lot of money to have some correction done and you know

535
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:42,340
He's self-employed and you know, they had to remove like his lower lip and all sorts of shit like that

536
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:45,820
No has nothing to do with his mouth. It went up to his ear

537
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:52,420
What the hell? Yeah, you just you know, because your saliva glands go up and it's into it

538
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:58,820
They you know, he's got an open wound on the side of his fucking head like big right? Yeah, it's what?

539
00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:06,340
It's what it's you know, look man if that isn't cancer is an evil evil thing

540
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:08,340
well, yeah, but there that

541
00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:15,140
Is a that's a public service announcement of why never to do something like that for little kids show pictures of

542
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:20,920
throat cancer lip cancer Lord and you know your cancer it's a constant

543
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:26,900
In this thing has been going on for for a decade, you know fighting it

544
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,560
He's been fighting it and I feel bad. I feel bad for him, too

545
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:35,540
I don't know quality of life it is and you know, he's such a he's a good and he's really a good person and

546
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:39,140
that's the you know bad things happen to good people and

547
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:44,940
It's all about our choices, man. I mean we can't be doing and he still does it. He's still he's like fuck it

548
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:50,120
Oh, come on. No, he may be at the point. It's like already fucking got it. Yeah. Yeah, but that's

549
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:54,540
Alright, so back to sit down the same the the try survival food

550
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:57,900
Saddam lived on was was the Mars bar. So the this week or then

551
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:04,120
Reached out to a Mars bar available at finer candy counter movie theater supermarkets

552
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:11,340
But in scenes and sloppy rat infested hideouts for deep posed Iraqi dictators according to news reports

553
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:18,220
In the weeks before his capture Sudham Hussein's diet consisted primarily of hot dogs

554
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:22,300
room temperature lunch meat soda and candy bars

555
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:23,780
Okay soda

556
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:29,460
When US troops entered his everywhere when US troops entered his to candy and lunch meat

557
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:32,260
They found dirty dishes in the sink smelly clothes on the floor

558
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:39,720
Unopened books and two Mars bars on the shelf above the sink. So here's the thing. This is the irony he goes from

559
00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:46,320
Supreme luxury everything gold. He's got he's got like 20 palaces all over the place

560
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:54,880
Seven up really harems. So there's the so yeah. Oh, yeah. They found three quarters of a million of seven hundred fifty thousand dollars in a box

561
00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:01,760
This you know, so there's seven or fifty thousand dollars in the box down there and he he had like salami

562
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,560
Seven up Frank's and candy bars basically when they went down there. He had salami salami

563
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:13,160
He's living it up. He smells like a barnyard animal was just a lobby with like the big hunks of pepper in there

564
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:19,000
Big summer sausage, especially room temperature. Those are the best. Oh, yeah, he did really well

565
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,480
The oils in it, the fats. Can you imagine? You know, it's funny

566
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,720
You guys don't come down here. He probably came out of that hole going thank you

567
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:32,440
You know just thank you. Thank you cuz you know kind of like Kaddafi. Kaddafi didn't get greeted by American soldiers

568
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,600
He was greeted by a mob that killed him, right?

569
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:40,680
But Saddam Hussein was greeted by US soldiers and they have an integrity and you know, you know

570
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:45,240
Make sure you're okay type of thing. Well when he got handed over to the Iraqis

571
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,920
They freaking hung him like you were saying it to it 2 a.m

572
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,600
But I don't mean Americans have like a code of conduct, right?

573
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:59,000
So a lot of people are like, oh, thank God, you know Americans are are arresting me

574
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,600
But at the same time they know they're not gonna be shot on sight, right?

575
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:08,360
Yeah, is that a good thing or a bad thing? You know what? It's in the time of war

576
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:14,360
It's in the time of war. I think it could go either way because you know the the biggest

577
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:19,000
Like some of the the cliche movies we watch we're like do not fire unless you're fired upon

578
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:25,080
Do I permission to fire do not fire until you've been fired upon, you know, it's just like dude. Come on

579
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:31,160
Let me take out this motherfucker. All right, we he we just watched him kill three children, right?

580
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:38,840
But I can't take him out right. Come on. Well, that's that goes back to the rules of engagement in Iraq, right?

581
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,840
So remember Obama was like

582
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,920
Multiple times over and over and over again

583
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,840
They were not given the authority unless they have a gun in their hand or you know

584
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:52,040
What they would do is shoot up a bunch of American soldiers and then they would throw the gun down and put their hands up

585
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,880
And then suddenly they were not allowed to do anything right, right and then

586
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,320
Trump changed the rules of engagement. He said

587
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:05,560
Generals on the ground you you set the rules of engagement you win this war, right? And

588
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:12,200
Al Qaeda got their freaking asses kicked from that moment forward and Obama struggled with him for a decade

589
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:17,080
Right with them for a decade for eight years. Yeah, Isis went away went away

590
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,960
Instantaneously when we changed the rules of engagement

591
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:25,560
Well, because our enemy knows if I'm standing there with a woman in front of me, they're not going to shoot me. Yep

592
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:31,480
Well, I mean you shouldn't shoot the woman anyway, but no, but you shoot around them and say you're dead, right?

593
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,520
Yeah, no, I mean, I don't care if you dropped your gun and and here's but here's the thing

594
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,080
eliminating

595
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,720
Al Qaeda in six months

596
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,360
Saved how many lives? Oh, yeah

597
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,680
How many hundreds of thousands of lives as opposed to pussy Obama?

598
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,360
who

599
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,800
You know

600
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Rules of engagement it has to go through 10 chains of command on whether or not you can make the call

601
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:03,160
On doing a predator strike and by the time by the okay, they're gone. They're gone right like I'm sorry

602
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160
That's why I wouldn't when when Trump

603
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:12,280
Shot that motherfucker and two of his colleagues in the limousine leaving the airport amazing Sula Mani

604
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,760
Oh, dude, just ballsy

605
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,320
Ballsy mofo. I think Iran is still looking for blood on that one. Oh, yeah

606
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:25,720
They're still wanting payback in there and I think it's hilarious. They did a comparison of obama and trump and

607
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,880
uh

608
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,680
The way trump talks and the way obama wouldn't like wouldn't sit on

609
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,480
Uh, what is it called? Uh, what is this homeboy's name?

610
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,840
The one that the seals went steals it seal team six went in a shot

611
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,720
Oh obama osama bin laden. Yeah, and you know, he's like, oh, you know

612
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:47,720
So team six went in and you know, he's speaking eloquently and everything and and trump's like yeah

613
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,720
We hunted him down like a dog

614
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,360
We shot him

615
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,760
Right and he cried like a dog

616
00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:01,080
I mean, but you know what? I think most of the people just relate to that. We're like, yeah, fuck. Yeah

617
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,640
I'm sorry war is war. He's a terrorist. Yes. He's a terrorist that kills women and children

618
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:12,840
Indiscriminately killed well, I said this was incredibly violent. We did really terribly terrible things

619
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:19,880
It was filming and and they're taking sex slaves and they're brutalizing people. I mean no mercy. No mercy

620
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,040
And that's what trump did. He's like, that's what he did and he eliminated them boom

621
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,840
Like in six months. Yeah, it was great greatness. Yeah. Well, and that's the thing. I don't understand

622
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,480
If I were a democrat, you know

623
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,920
Regardless how you feel about trump, how can you not appreciate what he's doing?

624
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:44,280
You know the results and the yeah, it was us the chamber ham accords and you can't admit any good

625
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,160
It got to the point where you cannot admit any good the man did. Yeah

626
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,160
Even though a lot of it was good. So he managed to engineer

627
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,680
the first air like you said the uh, the

628
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:03,320
Abraham accords the abraham accords. So this was the muslim countries recognizing israel

629
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,160
Yeah, that is that's never happened. I mean you know, it's not

630
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:12,520
That is that's never happened. I mean that that they said just that in itself

631
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:18,200
He should have gotten the nobel peace prize. Not nominated. Not it wasn't even nominated. Not even actually that's not true

632
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,200
He was nominated. He was nominated multiple times about the same swedish guy

633
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,640
Some swedish parliament member, but it didn't go anywhere didn't go anywhere

634
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,040
Yeah, but obama got it simply by the color of his skin. Oh, he got it before he went in the office

635
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,920
He got it by being president black

636
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:38,460
elect president elect and he won the nobel peace prize. Yeah, what a joke

637
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:44,860
Yeah, once that once that happened he was even uh kind of uh, like it made him uncomfortable

638
00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:52,300
But he didn't turn down did he no, I think at that point the nobel peace prize became complete joke a stupid joke

639
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:58,140
Oh didn't gretta thornburg win it. Yes, she did. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Thank you. She's like 16

640
00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:03,420
Right who's being spoon-fed everything she says from her father. That's the first time I've tasted the bourbon

641
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:07,420
Yeah, it's good. It's peppery. It is spicy comes in very hot

642
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:10,780
It does it leaves uh peppery. Um

643
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:15,900
Uh, there's a little sweetness on the a little caramel sweet up front

644
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:22,220
Definitely some pepper down the back. Oh, wow. Yeah down up. Yeah, what down the down?

645
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:25,020
What do you say not supine just

646
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:27,020
supine

647
00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:34,460
So, uh people are prone to talk about um certain things

648
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:39,260
Is that a pun is it is that an alliteration? So they were face down

649
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:43,820
So people are supine to talk about you can opine but can you supine? No, no

650
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,740
You went too far

651
00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:53,340
You tried to be clever. It didn't work. Damn it. Yeah, it's okay. Well speaking. Okay, um, have you guys heard how bad the uh,

652
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,500
Uh, have you heard about a drought?

653
00:32:56,780 --> 00:33:01,660
California's going through California who how bad is the western drought?

654
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:05,900
California's always in a fucking drought. It says it's the worst in 12 centuries

655
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:09,340
I'll be quiet. I don't know about that. Yeah

656
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:14,300
You know that's some some liberal author trying to make climate change worse than it is

657
00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:20,620
But go ahead read it for me. Oh, it's always in a drought the mega drought in the american southwest has become so severe

658
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:28,140
That it's now the driest two decades in the region in at least 12,000 or 1200 years scientist said monday

659
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:32,780
How do they know this does that include arizona because my dad lives in tucson and said they have well

660
00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:36,860
It's the region. They've had so much rain that um, they he can't believe it

661
00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:43,020
So the drought which began in 2000 has had uh reduced water supplies

662
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,580
Devastated farmers and ranchers helpful helped fuel fire wildfires across the region

663
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:53,980
Uh previously been considered the worst in 500 years according to these research. So what is here? We go we have we have the

664
00:33:54,300 --> 00:34:00,080
Uh, the drought map is up. Thank you. Mr. Producer. All right, so that looks like arizona

665
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:05,100
Is yellow, right? Yeah abnormally dry abnormally dry

666
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:10,700
Is not what year is what year is this released february 10th? Okay, so this is very recent

667
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:16,060
Yeah, and this this is actually the the article i'm reading is from february 14 yesterday

668
00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:19,740
All right. So what is four days newer here's exceptional drought?

669
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:23,920
All right. Look at exceptional drought d4. So that's in the middle of nevada

670
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:32,380
Where death valley is right. All right, so I see oregon. Yeah, I see oregon under exceptional drought

671
00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:41,980
I see utah a middle, uh, not quite central like south. No, that's montana. That's montana. No, no, no utah southeast

672
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:48,540
East utah has got a section of exceptional drought and then yes way up there. What is that montana?

673
00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:52,380
Is that wyoming montana? Oh, that's just north of

674
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:56,060
So that is a wyoming

675
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:58,700
No, that's montana up there

676
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,380
at the top

677
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:04,540
Yeah, so idaho is just to the west of that drought

678
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:10,460
And then that is so what do you say montana is is a is a square state

679
00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:12,620
Are we saying this is why can't I see the lines?

680
00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:17,980
It's hard to see well one side kind of goes like this because idaho is really skinny to top remember. There you go. Yeah

681
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:23,260
All right. Where is montana montana is all that red essentially. Yeah. Well

682
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:27,340
I mean, I wonder what the temperature is is it dry because it's all frozen up there

683
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:33,340
I don't remember montana having a little like legs sticking out to the left does because idaho that's called a it's called a nipple

684
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:40,380
It's called a peninsula. It's got a nickel. I had no idea montana had a nipple. I thought it was a square state

685
00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:43,520
I must be totally wrong. It's called the montana archipelago

686
00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,620
Is it really I thought it has to be surrounded by water?

687
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:52,460
So you're absolutely right it has a nipple. All right, so if you see that's that's joe biden's face

688
00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:58,220
Yeah, I was just gonna say that if you if you look at montana you see joe biden looks like he's about to sniff somebody's hair

689
00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:01,500
Okay, all right. So okay, so to explain to our listeners

690
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:04,880
Montana has a nipple that hangs down

691
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:10,880
Into idaho that is joe biden's nose. It's sniffing idaho

692
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,520
I love that

693
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,920
So wyoming is the state that is completely square. He's sniffing boys

694
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,440
Okay, so severe droughts in montana oregon

695
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:27,120
Nevada not utah, nevada is what I was thinking correct nevada. I'm sorry go back to the drought

696
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Map if you wouldn't mind

697
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,320
All right, so we got montana we have oregon we have

698
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,960
Nevada and then where else so what is that that is uh

699
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:47,040
Then then the panhandle of texas and the panhandle of oklahoma. So that is oklahoma. Yeah. No it isn't

700
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:53,120
Arizona no well part of it's in arizona. No, that's new mexico. That's what I meant new mexico

701
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,920
So part of it's in the very top corner of new mexico and then you get the panhandle of oklahoma

702
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:04,240
All right. Well the point is there's there they're saying it's the driest. I think that's false. It is false

703
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,120
You think this is trying to scare people normal. Yes

704
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,760
This is normal

705
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,000
Cole said the the study also confirms the role of temperatures more than the

706
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,440
precipitation in driving exceptional droughts

707
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,840
Precipitation amounts can go up and down over time and can vary regionally

708
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:29,200
It can really it can vary. Oh wow, you know, i'm not even gonna this is retarded. Yeah, well you brought it up

709
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:36,240
Well, remember, I you were an alarmist remember these people have have a narrative they have an agenda

710
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:42,600
So you cannot trust and I hate to say it, but now nowadays you cannot trust scientific quote

711
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,440
Scientific people are gonna read people will read that without doing what we just did ago. Oh, look at this

712
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,840
All they're the worst. Oh my god. Yeah, the world's coming to an end. AOC is right

713
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,560
Yeah, Arizona's gonna like just be a desert. Well, it was something else that was stupid

714
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,680
But she's so hot when she says it. Oh, come on. No

715
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:09,080
He's you say she has big jugs. She does really? Yeah, and you know this. Oh, I've seen them

716
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,640
Are you know if you hold on did you subscribe to her only fans?

717
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,200
my fans

718
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,480
No, but if you look at that video when she's on that rooftop dancing

719
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:25,960
She was in high school. She was a she was a minor. She's like 34c back then. I mean those are nice little she was a minor

720
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:31,160
She was 14. Oh, come on for you to I mean if there's a silver lining on this cloud

721
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,600
You've got okay. Well, that's a deal breaker there wake up with that thing

722
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,680
I'm telling you she's not she grows. I hate her and then you've got

723
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,440
You know, Jen Balsacky, you know, she's a

724
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:54,200
She's got a front line on her. She's not unattractive. See that picture. Well, yeah, right there. No, we're gonna be

725
00:38:54,840 --> 00:39:01,080
Yellow background. No, we're gonna be sexist. See that's not you need to be doing that. There you go. Look that yeah

726
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,760
They're click. I they're sizable. Does it can you get bigger picture?

727
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:10,120
Really? Yeah zoom in. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Dude. Those are d's

728
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:16,920
Yeah, they might be but we're not she would be mortified to hear this. We have we are not fully subjectified

729
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:22,600
We're not we're not pigs. We're not pigs. I know but we're commenting on her breast size

730
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,380
We don't need is that okay? No, it isn't why it is objectifying

731
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,800
We're making her an object of sexual desire. I'm not designing her desiring her right now

732
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,520
You just want to date her. I do not want to date her. Yeah

733
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,720
That's why she yeah, that's why she she she thinks Republicans hate her because they want to date her

734
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:44,120
They want to do it, but they can't I don't hate her. Do you want I dislike her train of thought?

735
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,720
I dislike the way

736
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,160
See that look over there over the bottom left. That's why she's like, yeah. Thank you

737
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,840
Try again next time

738
00:39:54,840 --> 00:40:00,440
I don't want to talk about the squad or any member of the squad. Can we move on? Let's talk about people who died

739
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:06,760
Oh, you want to talk about death? Yeah. Oh god. Well, we got sagging. We talked about let's do something a little more

740
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:11,320
Uplifting sag it died in the prone position. Yeah, bobs. Oh the supine position

741
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,720
Another one is a big one is johnny fever

742
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,900
Johnny fever howard hessman. I have no idea who that wkrp

743
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,800
In cincinnati johnny's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch that show

744
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:32,520
But I but I saw the picture of him and I knew who he was. Yeah. So johnny fever croaked. Yeah, that's too bad

745
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,520
I don't know what but um

746
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,920
Ivan reitman. Yeah, he uh, he was the director

747
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:50,140
Of some significant movie after those busters ghostbusters. Nice. Okay. He was also in ghostbusters. He was the nerd ghostbuster

748
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,880
Really? Yes

749
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,320
and

750
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,400
That was the one that the secretary was dating

751
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,760
Oh, no, I am 100% wrong on that. Yeah. No that I was gonna say he's not that old

752
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,200
That was another guy I was thinking of no, he's the one he also directed animal house

753
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:11,480
I was one hundred incorrect on that. So i've been right how old was he?

754
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:17,800
Six was it a was it a prime? Was it a premature death? No, I think he was old

755
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:23,420
Oh was it you know, that's what we want. You know when we go through these deaths we we want them to be dignified

756
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:25,420
You know natural

757
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:32,860
We lived a good life. We don't want it to be like pop sagat cancer or some sort of catastrophic head injury

758
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:38,220
That people can't understand right? You know what I mean? Right? I don't know. I don't know why

759
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:45,420
So how old was Ivan reitman? Ivan reitman? 46. So he was you know, eight seventy six

760
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:53,740
76 so 76 that that that begs the question. What is an age where it's too young?

761
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,980
60s

762
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,980
So anything 70 plus is

763
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:00,060
I think seven. Yeah

764
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,580
I disagree

765
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:07,100
Is that my father-in-law is 72 and if he were to pass today, I would be like too young

766
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:15,180
Well, I think it's individual right for one thing because you see a lot of people die in their late 60s early 70s

767
00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:18,780
And just like well, he's 72 and I'm thinking wow, my dad is 78

768
00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:22,860
Yeah, so I don't disagree but I still think it's too young. That's my point

769
00:42:23,420 --> 00:42:28,700
Like meaning meaning if we find out somebody dies and we're like, how old were they? Although they were 68. Oh, man

770
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,580
That's too young. I also think we're closer to that

771
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,860
And it's more

772
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:40,460
Realistic to us we're like shit i'm 12 years from what starts to I get it

773
00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:44,460
12 years from that but I think in my opinion 80 plus

774
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:50,060
I think anything in the 70s to me is still too young and that sucks because my dad

775
00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:55,020
Is uh, he's turning 80 this year. Yeah, well, yeah my both my parents are in their 80s

776
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:59,020
Yeah, my dad's turning 80 and my mom's 75 and it's it's hard to fathom

777
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,300
That you know sitting I mean because they don't

778
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:05,180
I don't know mom doesn't look 75 and my dad

779
00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,820
My dad's turning a corner pretty quick

780
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,300
I think he's he's starting to

781
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:12,460
exhibit

782
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,460
uh, you know mental

783
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,020
breakdown he's starting to

784
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:23,580
You know physical happens to the best of us man. It does you know, it's just um, doesn't matter how good you take care of yourself

785
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:27,340
It's you know taking them to the genetic takeover today and you know, I believe that

786
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:32,060
And you know and I actually enjoy taking him to the doctor because it's it's a one-on-one time

787
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:35,420
Yeah, and he's lucid, you know, we have conversations and you know

788
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:40,140
He always asks about the kids and you know, I give them a spew on everybody, you know

789
00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:44,860
All the facts and just in the quick would he be interested in doing this?

790
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:50,620
Uh, i've talked to him about he he didn't say no. Um, it would be one of those things where I would need to pick him up

791
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:54,540
And and bring it back. Oh, that'd be fantastic. Yeah, make it happen

792
00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:59,580
Uh, yeah make it happen. So I will tell you I would tell you guys this so my mom

793
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:06,300
My mom is non-verbal now, right? She does laugh. She knows what's going on. She can hear the conversation

794
00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:08,380
She laughs on cue to funny things

795
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:12,940
Uh, she's non-verbal though. She so she can't communicate at all really

796
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:15,900
Um when she's really frustrated she'll wail

797
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:23,180
Right, she'll make a lot of noise and carry on but and so I I think to myself, you know, when did that happen?

798
00:44:23,180 --> 00:44:27,900
What when was my last conversation my last real conversation with my mom, right?

799
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,460
and I think to myself man if I had

800
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:35,260
What what I would give to have one more real conversation with her, right?

801
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:40,940
Yeah, I know when my last one was with my mom. Yeah, so your mom passed. Yeah, she was 63

802
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,940
That's way too young very young. That's nine years from me

803
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:51,900
Right, right from you know, eight years or 10 years for you, but she was lucid to the end. Yeah. Yeah, she had uh,

804
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,900
Cancer she had cancer and it moved to her brain

805
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:58,300
But I remember my last conversation with her was basically us saying goodbye to each other because we knew it was gonna be the last

806
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:02,060
Time I was gonna see her. Wow, it's hardest thing i've ever done. Oh for sure. It was terrible

807
00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:03,900
see

808
00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:09,740
And and and I don't even have I I don't remember my last conversation with my mom because she's still here

809
00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:12,380
and you know what I mean and but

810
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:15,500
But I don't I don't so I have dreams

811
00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:19,020
I have dreams. I know talking about dreams is gay

812
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:24,220
But I have dreams where I talk to my mom and she's lucid and in my dream I go. Oh my god

813
00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:27,100
Like you've gotten better like you're

814
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:32,060
That's fantastic. Like I don't know what happened but you and then I wake up the next morning. I'm like

815
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:41,580
Rough, yep. Yeah rough. It is rough. Anyway, so I would encourage anybody listening if you have lucid parents

816
00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:48,380
Take every every opportunity you can to just have I agree with that simple

817
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:52,940
Simple conversations simple just call them ask them how their day is going

818
00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:58,540
You know and every time you have a conversation with them and you know what by that that extends to everything your kids

819
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:05,260
Every conversation you have with them be intentional. Remember what it is. It may be the last one you have. Yeah

820
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:08,780
Frickin no

821
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:15,180
You never know no, you know and that's really hard to do that. It's hard to be that like in the moment and intentional and focused

822
00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:20,940
But it's because life is busy life is so life is busy and you almost feel responsible

823
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:27,580
You can still keep going responsible if you don't keep moving. That's right. And it's just like and you know what it's like a

824
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:34,780
Oh, what is it? It's like I'm hindering or I'm I'm putting somebody out if I take the time right do this

825
00:46:34,780 --> 00:46:38,940
I don't have time for this right now. I get it, you know, and I think that it takes being

826
00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:43,100
at this age where you hit your midlife crisis or

827
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:48,300
You know after your midlife crisis when you start accepting your mortality and you're kind of well

828
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:54,460
This is gonna fucking end and I need to start sowing some oats and I need to start figuring shit out now because

829
00:46:54,780 --> 00:47:00,380
It's called perspective. Some people get it early because they had a moment. They had a life moment

830
00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:05,660
They get they were in a horrible car wreck and somebody somebody passed away. And so now they have perspective, right?

831
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:09,260
But if you haven't experienced that and you haven't experienced death and everything is

832
00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:11,820
Pretty bitch, you know hunky dory in your life

833
00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:17,340
And then and then like you said you get swept up in in the river of life and going going going the rat race

834
00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:24,060
And yeah, you don't have perspective. Well, I know my perspective on life changed when my mother got cancer at the age of 50

835
00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:27,340
And that changed my and she broke her. That's way too young and

836
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:31,100
It impacted her and she fought cancer for 13 years before I got her

837
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,860
And it it changed the way that I look at life

838
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:42,540
Good and I try to instill that on my boys that there's always someone else in worse shape than you are if you're having a bad day

839
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:48,780
My mom was always having a worse day than I absolutely always and I try to keep that perspective of that

840
00:47:48,780 --> 00:47:54,140
It's hard though. Even even knowing that it was hard for you. I'd still get pissed off and I'd still be but then

841
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:56,700
I get over it really quick because I think

842
00:47:57,180 --> 00:48:03,420
This is this is nothing compared to what my mom's going through or someone else is even worse than my mom way

843
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:08,140
And there are people in the world experiencing way worse and my problems

844
00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:12,780
Yes, I'm pissed off at work or my son just pissed me off because he did something bad at school

845
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:17,660
Yeah, I need to deal with that. But you know in the grand scheme of thing. We're gonna get through this right and

846
00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:20,940
I'm not saying that I don't get mad or upset or stuff like that

847
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:25,580
But I try to let it go very very fast. Yeah, I don't let bog be down. Yeah, we're good for you

848
00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:31,900
I mean, that's I think that's the right the right perspective to have and it is really hard. Yeah, but

849
00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:34,460
You know what?

850
00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:38,700
But but but you know what? The other thing is though. Those moments in our life are important, too

851
00:48:39,420 --> 00:48:45,100
Meaning even when you get upset at your kids and you you have a moment with them that you need to have a teaching moment

852
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:48,620
No, those things are important. Well, they are I still had those. Yeah, they're still

853
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:53,740
Important, but uh the perspective is everything it's perspective and not holding on to things

854
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:59,340
Yeah, I don't let it bog me down agreed and and I get over things. I know when my wife and I get an argument

855
00:48:59,340 --> 00:49:01,020
I let it go quick

856
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:05,820
Yeah, you know and I'm just like it's not worth it, you know, and uh, she she holds on to it for a while

857
00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:11,340
And I understand that I let her do her thing and we'll eventually come back around but uh, you know

858
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:15,820
What's 50? Well, how old was so that was 94 when she turned 50, right?

859
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:18,860
So ever since then since I was I was 25 at the time

860
00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:21,500
No, yeah, 25 at the time when she got cancer

861
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:26,860
That's what my my perspective on life kind of changed right when that happened and obviously when she passed away it

862
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:29,740
impacted even more but

863
00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:31,740
I think it's important to

864
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:36,140
You know, and I always tell my boys when that when they leave, you know, they need to

865
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:40,220
Be smart and they need to be good and just you know, have fun

866
00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:43,500
But yeah, don't don't let shit bog you down and when they have problems

867
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:47,900
That's what I talked to about it's like when you hear stories of people who um, you know

868
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:51,500
They're in a fight, right a couple's in a fight and you know

869
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:55,100
They have harsh words with each other and as the husband's walking out the door

870
00:49:55,100 --> 00:50:01,580
The wife says you know what you just you're never like you're you're so disappointing to me or something like that, right?

871
00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:04,700
And then he leaves and he gets in a car wreck and dies, right?

872
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:10,700
And then the wife goes my last words to my husband were you're such a disappointment to me, right?

873
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:16,940
And they and it scars them for life and they can never forgive themselves for right for that

874
00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:21,660
Yeah, right. You you do you hear stories like that? Yeah, and uh, well good

875
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:28,940
It should scar them pieces of shit talking to their anybody like that. Well, I mean come on that's that's that's what that's what a couple's do

876
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:35,100
That's what families do they fight and they say things they don't mean and and then and then something horrible happens

877
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:37,660
And they yeah, they regret it for their whole life

878
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:43,500
So I mean you do I mean it's so hard to do but you have to treat every moment you have with everybody

879
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:49,820
You know as the last moment you could possibly see them, right and it's it's impossible though. It really is it is it is

880
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:56,220
And like I said, but if you live your life that way, how awesome would that be? How how nice would you be to everyone?

881
00:50:56,780 --> 00:51:01,340
It's just not realistic though. It isn't realistic. You know, I agree and it's unfortunate because

882
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,940
You know, we're I'm kind of it's kind of a good thing

883
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:08,620
You know, we're I'm kind of it's kind of a quasi realistic

884
00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:14,140
I mean everyone has good intentions, but the reality of it is is the fucking life is life. We have emotions

885
00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:18,220
We have anxieties. We have depression. We we we go day to day

886
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:23,020
We see we see like actors like meatloaf dying. We got louis anderson dying. You got damn

887
00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:25,900
You gave away my next guy. Well, who?

888
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:34,940
Uh louis anderson louis anderson died spoiler. I just I he was the guy that made the fries in coming to america

889
00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:38,860
I don't know. I just he was a stand-up. It was where I kind of knew him from he he was he was the guy

890
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:45,820
He was the guy in celebrity dowels and celebrity high diving. No in mcdowell's he was making the fries in coming to america

891
00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:48,540
Was he not diving? What the hell is that? You remember that?

892
00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:54,060
No, yeah, there are celebrities that would that would do like high diving

893
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:56,940
Uh, and he was one of them. He did like cannonballs

894
00:51:57,260 --> 00:52:02,240
So louis anderson the emmy award-winning comedian died in at a las vegas hospital

895
00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:09,500
How old was he now battle with diffuse large b-cell lymphoma? That's cancer. Yeah, it is cancer

896
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:11,900
It's a version of a non-hodgkin lymphoma

897
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:14,460
He was 68

898
00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:17,340
53. Yeah, 68. That's too young. I'm telling you

899
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:22,860
I'm, sorry anything above anything younger than 80. I think it's too young

900
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:25,740
Well, that's that's why we need to people I mean

901
00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:27,420
um

902
00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:34,140
I'm glad like taylor in the in the podcast room, you know, he's uh, besides he's gonna get fucking cancer in the lungs

903
00:52:34,620 --> 00:52:38,540
But with the cigar smoking but you know, he doesn't he doesn't doesn't drink

904
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:42,060
um, you know, I think I think

905
00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:48,860
I guess what i'm getting at is people need to make healthy choices on what what they're how they're consuming their life they do and

906
00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:54,060
And you know i think i applaud taylor because he doesn't drink anymore. I think at all at the same time

907
00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:58,060
I don't think you need to live your life that you're gonna live forever. You also need to enjoy your life

908
00:52:58,060 --> 00:53:00,620
That's a good point. Yeah, some people eat

909
00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:06,540
Thinking that they're going to prolong their life and then they have dying young and they're not having enjoyed

910
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:09,740
I want a good steak every now and then yeah, I want a piece of pizza

911
00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:14,940
I don't live on that but I want every now if I go to a breakfast and they ask me which meat I want

912
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:17,100
I'm like, yes all of them. Yeah

913
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:22,940
Of all of them double of all of them. I didn't say double and the poor lady behind the counter is like what?

914
00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:26,380
Did this why would you want that? Yeah all the meats?

915
00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:30,460
Just give it to me woman, sir. Do you realize we have ox?

916
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,080
ostrich mule

917
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:37,900
Yeah, does that include the bite but if you don't eat like that all the time if you eat sensibly most of the time

918
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:39,980
You're just like I want a pizza tonight. All right, do it

919
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:45,500
But there's a lot of people who will not do that and they're eating leaves and nuts and shit like that

920
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:49,900
I'm just like I want to enjoy myself. I think that's a it's a good goal to to eat like that

921
00:53:50,540 --> 00:53:54,300
During you know as routine as possible everything in moderation, right?

922
00:53:54,860 --> 00:54:00,620
I can see myself on my deathbed going. I should have eaten more double what a burger. Yeah, fuck it

923
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:05,020
More because it wouldn't matter more double what a burgers because it wouldn't have mattered. It wouldn't have matter

924
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:09,900
I wish I was as fucking big as a house. I would have lived maybe six months earlier and I would

925
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:15,100
Know it's the road less traveled. I mean you just don't freaking know but you know you hear about these

926
00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:20,380
You also hear about these people that are like 100 years old. We live on I eat bacon and eggs every single day

927
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:26,780
Okay, let's I smoke two packs of cigarettes eat a pound of bacon and I'm out here and I'm in the middle of boston

928
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:33,660
I'm in the middle of an ice thing. I'm fishing. I'm eating all my stuff here. I'm 105. I'm shoveling my my my sidewalk

929
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:39,740
Right. Yeah, and I like so who but who and then they quit smoking but here's the next week they die and then they die

930
00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:43,580
Who wants to live to 100 anyway? I do real let's be real

931
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:46,060
Do you really as long as I as long as I can?

932
00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:50,700
Shit in the toilet and I could feed myself and take care of myself. That's fine

933
00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:52,540
But as soon as I get to the point quality of life

934
00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:56,780
But as soon as I get to the point where I can't walk can't get around. I'm gonna shit myself every time

935
00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:58,940
They've got all these cool

936
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:02,540
Different things to like for example like in the showers

937
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:06,700
Yes, they uh, they have this this bristle. Okay

938
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,340
It is uh

939
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:15,900
It's a rectal what is it what it is? Yes, it does spin so it's imagine. Let me think

940
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:20,140
so imagine like a a very large pine cone probably

941
00:55:21,180 --> 00:55:25,820
Pine cone pine cone so it's conical. So no, hold on. Let me rephrase this

942
00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:30,060
So imagine so it's about it's about eight inches in diameter on a coal. Okay

943
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:33,820
Okay, kind of so it's it's eight inches in diameter and it's got bristles

944
00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:37,660
And it's not kind of something like you would look at so that would clean a glass out

945
00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:42,860
All right, and it's it's connected to the shower wall. Yes, all right, and it goes up and down

946
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:49,100
It goes up and down so it it extends out like two foot so it's a big deal and you can lean on it

947
00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:54,940
So when you go bend over what if you want you do you you spread your legs and it comes up and it cleans your

948
00:55:54,940 --> 00:56:00,200
Undercarriage and then you you step out and you you have it come up more and it cleans up under your arms

949
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:04,360
You want to do your undercarriage last right you want to do your undercarriage first and then wiped out all yeah

950
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,680
Otherwise you put shit all over your body. Yeah

951
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,160
noted

952
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:13,080
That's what you do last. Okay. Well, that's a very good first. Thank you

953
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,200
Thank you for sharing that

954
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,200
My point is is that

955
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,400
See my wife something that is uh last

956
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,160
Oh, that is something they put out. Oh my god

957
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:32,200
Producer see if you can find some sort of shower shower cone motor shower motorized shower brushes shower conical brush

958
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:37,120
Look, this is what they're this is a they put this like you and your fucking SAT words

959
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:44,440
The conical shower brush or conical. I know what conical is but nobody says some of the cow the no one says stuff like that

960
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:49,000
It's very irritating. It's a word. Why I'm gonna shower brush. No, there's no such thing

961
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:55,080
So they were they talk about conical they're talking about like degrees. It's like how many conical degrees does no one

962
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,480
Conical no one in my whole life is used word

963
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,800
Cone like yeah, I know that would know what it is. So this

964
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,960
Right now we're pulling up all these different types of bristles

965
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:10,640
But this one is like a a metal rod that I think you're making this up

966
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,840
I do not see it on the screen. I don't see any of what you're talking about

967
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:19,040
I see vacuums and I don't see the word conical either. There's a oh, there you go

968
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:24,240
It looks like that but it's like two foot long and whoa that's attached to a drill

969
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,960
Type-ed shower. Did you put a shower?

970
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,560
Yeah on motorized shower brush

971
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:36,660
Butt-cleaner attached to a drill type it goes up and down entirely different thing right there. Oh, it's a D Walt by the way

972
00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:38,660
Oh D Walt. Yes

973
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,280
nice

974
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,440
Yeah, I think you're making this up Sean. I think so too. Hmm

975
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:49,240
Alright, so we're looking at various power cleaning shower implements

976
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:55,280
Yeah power shower cleaning tool. I would think that would ruin it because if you're in the shower with your D Walt, you're gonna get it

977
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,720
wet

978
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:03,000
Well, I don't know so the whole point of bringing that up it is about the quality of did you dream about this?

979
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,160
I can imagine. Yeah, this is a thing. This is a that lets you live to a hundred years old

980
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:13,640
No, what we're talking about the quality of life and if you're able to do certain things to try to help you take care

981
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:18,840
Of your body, you know by you know, there's certain things you're not able to bend in certain positions to clean yourself

982
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:22,640
Oh, you know it for you. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah long story short

983
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,080
Yeah, so it goes up and down and you can use it

984
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,440
So as it's going up and down you you've got control over it

985
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:34,280
It does the back and then you're ready to run and whatever like a loofah lifting up. Yeah

986
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:40,480
Test it is and you know, that's I mean you're letting it get into other parts. So it's like flapping

987
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,720
Yeah, so you're lifting up your testicles and letting it into a certain area

988
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:47,240
Well, you know what your arms good when you're like your armpits

989
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:51,600
Well, the thing is when you're 90 that shit's so loose down there could like wrap around it

990
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:56,240
Oh god, you're looking car you just can't get caught on. Oh my god. It starts spinning

991
00:58:56,240 --> 00:59:00,400
You'd be like fucking doing flips in the bathtub with your balls wrapped around that that sounds horrible

992
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,960
I wonder if anybody's ever died

993
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,560
I wonder if anybody died doing that well the emails goes. Yeah, he had his balls caught in the conical

994
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,880
well, I

995
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,400
didn't actually

996
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,440
do the the cleaning of the undercarriage, but

997
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:21,280
They definitely had well anyway, so there's that and what are the things being older? I mean the bed

998
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:27,120
Everything sucks. Everything sucks. You know, they got chairs now that you could basically they help you stand up

999
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,320
My mom had one of those. Okay. Well first off my parents have

1000
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,360
It's not a it's not a live-in caretaker

1001
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,840
But it's a caretaker that is at my parents house for 13 hours a day

1002
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:43,280
like not a lot of people can afford that my dad worked for Amoco for 27 years and

1003
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:49,680
He had a fantastic retirement. He doesn't want to spend a penny of it because he thinks it should all go to his kids

1004
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:53,840
I'm like dad. That's why you that's why you save that money, right?

1005
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:59,280
Like you need to use it and you need to be comfortable. He doesn't want to go to assisting living

1006
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,800
He doesn't want to go into nursing a nursing home and I'm like then you're in a golden opportunity

1007
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,280
You you can afford to pay somebody

1008
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,560
13 hours a day

1009
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,560
To just sit there and wait for

1010
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:15,240
To her to be fed for her to be showered for her to be put into bed for her to

1011
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,560
Do mental games and do painting and we have the most amazing

1012
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:25,560
Caregiver for my parents, right and he's blessed. He's a hundred percent blessed

1013
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:31,400
To be able to afford that most people most people on the planet can't ninety nine point nine nine nine nine

1014
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,720
Can't can't afford that but my point is

1015
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,600
It's all about

1016
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:45,480
It's all about quality of life and and who who was there to help you most of the time is family like

1017
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:52,160
Your aging father or your aging parents can live with you or you live so close that you're over there every day

1018
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:58,680
I'm helping them cook. All right clean. So let's say you don't have right things if you don't have so your wife has passed away

1019
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,720
let's say your kids have

1020
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:05,720
Disowned you don't like you. No, I'm not saying that but you know, it's true

1021
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:12,840
Every day when you get to a certain age the kids just don't come around was no they don't they would rather you in a

1022
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,080
Nursing home because you're a pain in the ass. I would not do that

1023
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,280
Well, I would not do that. I wouldn't either but what would you do if you were your dad and

1024
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:26,120
You've been and you're kind of alone and would you just like if you if you know you're gonna die

1025
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:31,040
Let's say you've got stage four cancer and you're about to buy it and you got two months to live

1026
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:37,760
Would you just like go on a walkabout? I have no I don't know. What's a walkabout? That's where you just you go somewhere

1027
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,280
Die

1028
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:46,080
Walk out into the desert. I didn't say desert. He said desert but I mean it says you go somewhere and you just die

1029
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,520
Do you walk then?

1030
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:52,960
Well walk abouts in Australia. Okay. No, I'm not talking about euthanasia and you are

1031
01:01:53,320 --> 01:02:00,480
Walkabouts originally or were something that people in Australia do to go die when the but I'm talking about not Australia

1032
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:07,080
I'm talking about just you know, go just walk just leave just leave you just don't say walk about you get the fucking car drive

1033
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,080
It's got a silver alert. Just go

1034
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:14,880
First of all, nobody does that like even even in that would you want to even in that state?

1035
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,860
Neither one of you would do that because what a horrible way to die

1036
01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:22,080
What are you gonna you're gonna just drive and then and then you're gonna park somewhere and then you're gonna starve to death

1037
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:26,320
You know, there was a you have any idea how horrible that is. What is the you wouldn't do that?

1038
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,720
There's a movie that was on Netflix and

1039
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,760
Raymond Lamanna, was that his name?

1040
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:39,020
Everybody loves Ray Ray Romano Ray Romano and so Ray Romano was on a show on Netflix and he

1041
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,600
Was very good friends with another guy

1042
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:48,160
they weren't gay but they lived together or they lived across the the hall from each other room and one of them had cancer and

1043
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:53,560
The other one was kind of like hey, you need to help me die and the doctors

1044
01:02:55,100 --> 01:03:02,860
Gave him a concoction of chemicals to to take where he would could be able to euthanize himself

1045
01:03:02,860 --> 01:03:08,100
That's Kevorkian. Yeah, how do you how do you guys we'll get back to the Ray Romano thing?

1046
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:09,920
But how do you guys feel about that?

1047
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,840
Do you do you feel like people should die on their own terms with dignity?

1048
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:19,880
Yeah, I do. I think I think of that person. I think there's certain criteria that you'd be bad that I

1049
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,880
Know I'm dying in a month. I'm in extreme pain. Let me just take the pills

1050
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:32,920
Yeah, some sort of terminal scenario. I think you're need you can't be 22 and depressed about life. Yeah, my girlfriend broke up

1051
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:37,720
I think there needs to be hard for criteria that says, you know

1052
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:42,080
The doctor comes back and says you have a month two months to live or something like that. Okay

1053
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,240
Yeah, you have a doctor. You have a doctor that says I

1054
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,600
Allow this

1055
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:52,920
Doesn't allow it but he said this person is certified to be able to be correct

1056
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:59,720
So if they decide then legally if if this person wants and you could do it where I'm just going to

1057
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,480
Take some sleeping pills and fall asleep

1058
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:07,480
Well, there's a number of states that have legalized euthanasia. So it's hard

1059
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:13,720
That's hard to talk about. Yeah, so go back to your this specific movie. First of all the to buy the

1060
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,520
concoction of chemicals

1061
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,880
I don't remember how much it was but it was extremely expensive

1062
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,800
Big fucking pharma. And it was funny. You can't even you can't even die

1063
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,720
Bunch of fucking Oxycontin. I'm right. Well, I mean but false this

1064
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:34,840
Yeah, I promise you you'll feel great and this was supposedly super humane and

1065
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,440
And you know, but the funny thing is that he bought it with a credit card

1066
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,120
Yeah, you don't have to pay that back

1067
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,720
Hell yeah, but anyway, so

1068
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:50,200
The he takes the drink and he dies within a few minutes. I

1069
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,320
Mean, that's a hard because you don't know until you're in that situation, right?

1070
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:00,760
I mean, it's one thing to talk about it now to go. Yeah, you know, I think that's okay, but you know if

1071
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,960
Your wife was like that would you help?

1072
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:08,120
Well, I mean again, it's about the quality of life at that point

1073
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:12,680
If your kids came to you and says if she's in pain, I've got six months to live dad

1074
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:16,440
But if she's in pain, can you help me do this? I don't know. That's hard

1075
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,800
So let me share. Let me share a story with you guys a really tough story. I hadn't thought about it in a long time

1076
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,800
I had a guy that would reported to me

1077
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:28,680
Okay, and his wife had some sort of ailment where she went downhill

1078
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,920
Where she went downhill quick?

1079
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:37,640
right very and he had to work from home and he had to take care of her and all this kind of stuff and

1080
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,440
And she wanted to die

1081
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,960
Right. She wanted to die. She didn't want to live and he was devastated

1082
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:48,200
There was a love of his life and he was like no we're gonna go to doctor and they went

1083
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,920
To Mayo Clinic and they went to all these places to try to find somebody that could help them, right?

1084
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,640
and finally, you know, he was like

1085
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,640
You know, she was at home full-time

1086
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,280
Doing her thing

1087
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:03,160
Incapacitated couldn't work. He went to work

1088
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:07,640
Came home and she was dead and she had

1089
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,360
Set up an apparatus

1090
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,360
Where she had killed herself

1091
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,400
and

1092
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,400
and

1093
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:21,880
The doctor the police came and they he was a prime suspect

1094
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:29,720
He was a prime suspect because right because they had to prove that he had no hand in her planning

1095
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,800
Of her own suicide

1096
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:36,440
Right and he was devastated. I mean this guy worked for me. He was completely devastated

1097
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:43,080
They confiscated his laptop his work laptop to see if he searched euthanasia or whatever to see if he did any searches

1098
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:49,000
Right and she completely they they finally figured out that it was completely on her laptop

1099
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,840
She did all the searches for how to do it herself, right?

1100
01:06:53,560 --> 01:07:00,360
um, and she did she she she figured out how to put was the method, uh, she put a bag over her head and

1101
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:05,000
And I forget all the details of it, but it had to do with suffocation, right?

1102
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,120
I think until we're in that situation. You can't effectively answer that

1103
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,760
I don't think you can

1104
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,760
What how awful how awful?

1105
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:18,760
He comes at suffocating would be I don't think that'd be a very fun way to go. Well, she she didn't care

1106
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,600
She just wanted to go

1107
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:25,960
I mean she was in pain and struggling and had a horrible terminal like not even a terminal

1108
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:30,760
I don't know if it was a terminal disease, but it was disfiguring. I don't remember exactly what it was

1109
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:37,400
But it was awful. It was awful and she was like I don't want to live anymore. I can't do this

1110
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,120
And so he came home and found her that way

1111
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:47,000
And then and then he became the prime suspect in her death. Did he get fired? No, absolutely not

1112
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000
No, we didn't fire him

1113
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:49,640
Hell no

1114
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:50,120
as a matter of fact

1115
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:55,880
We gave him all the time he needed to to talk to lawyers and and let them look at the laptop and we got him another

1116
01:07:55,880 --> 01:08:02,120
Laptop so that he could work and he was felt awful that he had to miss all this time and I was like brother, please

1117
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,760
I mean it was it was awful

1118
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,040
I mean, he yeah, that's what I mean. I don't think we can effectively answer that

1119
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:13,480
I mean you could say this one thing today, but until you're in that situation until you're the one in that pain

1120
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:17,240
Yeah, or you're the one who has that family member in pain. Yeah, how do you answer that?

1121
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,840
Yeah, because you don't know until you're you're you're thrust into it

1122
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,440
Yeah, you don't you really don't and a lot of times you think you know what you're gonna do

1123
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:31,320
And you don't want to be a burden to your family. That's the biggest thing. In fact, um, I had a gentleman that that worked

1124
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:36,760
Side-by-side with me for over a decade. Yeah, and he hung himself

1125
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:41,400
And uh, he had a he had a sickness. Um,

1126
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,440
I forget what disease it was. He would think I would know

1127
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,240
diarrhea

1128
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:54,200
So probably a little more severe than that could have been no it was a blood condition with um, leukemia leukemia

1129
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,880
Um, i'm trying to think of the star of the star

1130
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:00,680
Uh, she in the tommy

1131
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:04,120
The from the motley crew who's the tommy?

1132
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,400
Tommy lee. Yeah, he had this disease along with his blonde

1133
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:11,400
girlfriend hamela anderson. Yeah of the porno. Yeah, what it

1134
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:16,920
You know, um, is a blood disease. Yeah, it was a blood disease and if he goes untreated it can be

1135
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,560
What a long story short, you know he um

1136
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:24,040
He ended up hanging himself, you know, because he didn't want anybody taking care of him

1137
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,360
He was like, I don't want to be a nuisance to my family

1138
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:31,320
I don't want to impose on anybody and you know, you know and I was pissed at him because I was like, you know

1139
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:36,600
We were working with each other every day and it's like you could see

1140
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,600
It's like you could see it in his eyes

1141
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:43,720
You know, he'd smile down here. But from up here up there was like no animation

1142
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:50,360
And you know the I remember the last couple weeks he was alive. We did things that we normally wouldn't do

1143
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,080
like um

1144
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,160
I I took him to

1145
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:56,920
the

1146
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,320
By lovefield airport. There's an airport museum

1147
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:04,120
And we had we'd gone there and it's like he was like man. I would have never done this

1148
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,120
You know, I was like, yeah, we're gonna do it this week

1149
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:10,360
You know and it's like you know why because we we need to cheer up and I made it seem like we

1150
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:15,480
You know says because he was going through some tough times and man fuck that sucked

1151
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:16,600
Oh, yeah

1152
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:21,240
It sucks to have to work with somebody like that for day in and day out day in and day out

1153
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,640
And to find out they freaking they would

1154
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:30,440
Yeah, and the thing is is that this was all premeditated because he had a bunch of envelopes in his car

1155
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:35,080
right written out to people and he went to his storage unit and

1156
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:42,840
And and hung himself, I think I think there are definitely we definitely have to make a distinction between

1157
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,880
People that know the reaching end of life

1158
01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:51,880
Right and people who are battling depression. That's the problem people who are battling depression and

1159
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:56,040
And they're not terminal, right? They're technically healthy

1160
01:10:56,040 --> 01:11:00,680
Those are the people that like they you can't give up. I mean you you got to go get seek help

1161
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:04,680
You got to get support. I mean, I mean you're just going through a rough period

1162
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:07,640
I know you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, but man you got you got to get help

1163
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,480
Call the suicide hotline. I think this is part of the do what you got to do

1164
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:16,280
We need some sort of music to to like, you know, like some harp music

1165
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,000
Just something to kind of like change the spirit. We're kind of like

1166
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Right, so we have

1167
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
We have one more death

1168
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:28,040
That may lead into one more death and let's talk about gilligan's island because I want to talk about

1169
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:34,120
Uh, the hottest actress on gilligan's island. That's marianne professor. Well, that was easy

1170
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:39,560
Anyway, I was the professor. We'll see if you guys know who this is ian mcdonald

1171
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,600
I don't know who that is

1172
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,160
Ian mcdonald ian mcdonald you know who that is. No

1173
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,800
You saw him in concert

1174
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,960
Oh, yeah

1175
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,920
He is uh the founder one of the founders a foreigner

1176
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:57,480
Oh shit, really? Yes. I think he was a piano guy

1177
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:03,800
Do are you sure we saw him? Are you sure? I don't know you guys saw a foreigner. You guys saw a foreigner

1178
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:08,520
I've seen foreigner twice now. Yeah, I don't remember an old dude with like white hair like that

1179
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:13,320
Look at him over here on the on the top left. He's nice and young with uh, well, but I didn't see him back in 1967

1180
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:19,480
Is that flute saxophone? He was actually a saxophone. He played saxophone. I saw something he played saxophone on

1181
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:23,000
Oh god, I can't name the remember. He was also in king crimson

1182
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,640
anyway, he started uh

1183
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:30,920
A foreigner, I can't I don't know who the other that's brilliant. So how old was he?

1184
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:36,040
I don't know. All right, we gotta look at let's see how old I always want to feel better about their age

1185
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,040
All right, here we go. 46. So he was 74. No, that's too young

1186
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,080
I'm not happy with that

1187
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,080
unfortunately, it's that's

1188
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:50,860
That how about norm mcdonald? He didn't he is playing a flute. He is a flautist a flautist

1189
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:56,520
So funny about norm mcdonald is uh, you know lots of people including myself

1190
01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:01,080
I mean his he's funny, but he's got a kind of an annoying funny

1191
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:06,200
Which is voice I think kind of nasally kind of well, it's not so much that it's

1192
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:12,040
A way. Yeah. Yeah, it's more like uh last year. It's like dude get to the fucking point when he would like tell a story

1193
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,680
He's kind of like, you know, and he's got this goofy smile

1194
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:20,120
He's like so, you know, uh, I was uh working at the uh bar the other day and this guy comes in and he's

1195
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:24,360
Just talking to this he goes through the jokes. It's just you know, he's the one that did burt reynolds

1196
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:29,000
Yes, yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah, he's funny, but some of his

1197
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:31,560
What are you dying of? Uh

1198
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,280
rochcockism

1199
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:41,240
Really? No, I don't I don't remember nor mcdonald nor mcdonald. How did nor mcdonald die? He didn't have the conical loofah to clean the

1200
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,360
rochcock off

1201
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,920
Is that what it was? Yeah, so it was like taintitis

1202
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:51,580
It could be taintitis. He died of taintitis taintinitis taintinitis

1203
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:58,920
No, it's it's uh norm norm mcdonald. Well, I also think it's interesting that

1204
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:06,440
That these bands that we grew up with that cancer that foreigner man 61 cancer people are dying

1205
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:12,360
Right hate it people people that we grew up with listening to they're all dying watching. They're starting to die

1206
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:14,440
You know, I know I thought you know

1207
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:19,800
The tom petty the drummer for the rolling stones. I wasn't rolling stones fans, but dude he was like 111

1208
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:25,080
Yeah, he was yeah. He was old anyway, but you know, there's folks just I know dying

1209
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:29,000
They're dropping eddie van halen. Yeah eddie van halen. You know, he had the cancer

1210
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:34,360
Throat cancer from from he says from the metal picks. Yeah, because he because he kept him in his mouth

1211
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,960
Kept him in his mouth. You guys told me that I didn't know that. Yeah, so that's what he said

1212
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:44,680
Yeah, and he said the cancer started literally on the side of his mouth underneath his tongue where he kept the metal picks

1213
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:50,280
And he was like, I know I had no doubt in my mind is from the metal picks. I was like wow

1214
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,120
Like wasn't from the cigarette that he would smoke that's I mean seriously

1215
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:58,600
What are the odds? Oh, I know. Yeah, I know right where he keeps the pick. I don't know

1216
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:04,760
but but it's it's it's unfortunate that uh, we're getting to the age that that's happening, right and uh,

1217
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:13,080
I'm sorry. I looked at uh, I was looking at the comedian. Norm mcdonald dies at 61 from bbc and i'm like what

1218
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:21,480
Yeah, there you go. That's bbc news bbc news. Yeah, but I was looking at bbc is cancer though died from big black

1219
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:23,480
Uh, that's bbd

1220
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:27,400
Oh, but I was thinking big black cock. No, yeah

1221
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:33,240
No, it's bbd. I mean if you're because we got to scan over the stuff by the way. He made a resurgence lately

1222
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,960
Where did I see?

1223
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,200
You know, so once again somebody sent oh it

1224
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Why do you see it?

1225
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:45,320
COVID test. Yeah, you I didn't even see it. You sent that you completely missed that

1226
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:48,280
Yeah, I didn't zoom in and I even tried to be like, you know

1227
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:53,080
Is that one line or two lines is so that you would zoom in? Yeah, I didn't sure enough. There was bbd

1228
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,600
There he was right there on the cover. I zoomed in I saw it

1229
01:15:56,600 --> 01:16:00,920
But yeah, i'm glad I didn't forward that to my boss and be like, hey look, I got covid. This is my test

1230
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:03,720
uh

1231
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:07,560
He's like what i'm taking off for the next four days

1232
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:15,080
I still the best to this day. I mean they got so clever with that bbd thing, but the best one i've ever seen was

1233
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:19,000
Uh, oh my god. We have a major storm front coming the cloud and he

1234
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:24,440
And he's he starts like coming like yeah, he starts like coming across one of the best ones

1235
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:27,720
The radar one of the best ones I saw was the remote

1236
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,680
uh nfl draft

1237
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:36,200
When they had all the fans a little in the zoo little avatar icons. Yeah, he was in one of the videos

1238
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:40,040
He was one of the camp. I liked it when he was sitting on george floyd. Oh

1239
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,720
Oh a day after that happened. That was true

1240
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:49,240
That happened that was too hard too too. Yeah, too raw. Yeah, I don't think so

1241
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:56,040
Yeah, I know you don't but you're insensitive like that. You know what? The dude was a thug. I know he was he was a criminal

1242
01:16:56,440 --> 01:17:00,200
He was all kinds of it looked horrible things. It still looked awful

1243
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,720
Yeah, did he want mcdonald play the commercials as colonel sanders?

1244
01:17:04,440 --> 01:17:08,200
Yes, didn't he do that for a spell? Yeah, he did. Yes, he did

1245
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:13,560
All right, so this is a left turn. All right. We only have a couple minutes left. I want to yeah

1246
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,440
I'm out of dead people. Yeah, we're done with the dead people. Um

1247
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,760
Yeah, we're gonna try to pick some funnier people. Yeah, let's pick

1248
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:26,040
The hottest actresses give what they have the hottest actresses in their time

1249
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:29,160
In their time rockell welch

1250
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,160
Okay

1251
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,160
Sophia lauren bowderrick

1252
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,520
Bo derrick i'm gonna go with natalie wood

1253
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,520
elliwood farrah faucet

1254
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:45,400
I'm gonna go with uh, who's gidget that's sally fields sally fields. I'm gonna go with sally fields kate jackson sherell ad

1255
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,200
Let's go name all the charlie's angels. No shit

1256
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,960
Yeah, but you didn't do

1257
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,000
You didn't do the the my favorite

1258
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,920
Jackson

1259
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:57,960
Angela

1260
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,960
No, what uh who kelly?

1261
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,680
uh kelly uh kate jackson

1262
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,800
And oh my favorite jackson

1263
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:10,120
My favorite jacklin smith jackson smith. Yeah, she was beautiful. Yeah hot

1264
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:13,000
Yeah, crazy hot linda carter

1265
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:19,080
Wonder woman the original. Oh, dude. She was she was incredible. She never really did that for me

1266
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,800
Look up linda carter. She'd make my catalog. Really?

1267
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:27,240
I I would okay time out. I wouldn't kick her out of my bed as a single young man, but

1268
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,080
Well, you know you would kick her out, but you kick it out of c

1269
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,760
Please yes, I would look at that

1270
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:39,160
Oh, yeah, beautiful linda carter is actually a really good singer now

1271
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,440
How about maria? How about maria osmond?

1272
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:47,480
Yeah, she was very pretty too pretty although she did have wide crotch. Look at that wonder woman shot down there

1273
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:52,520
She had very wide like square crotch. Yeah. Well, i'm gonna say one that's controversial. Are you ready for this one?

1274
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,320
Hillary clinton no

1275
01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:02,840
No, who's uh, and i'm meryl streep no nancy palsy no the one that was

1276
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:05,640
on the freaking anti-aircraft gun and

1277
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:12,680
Jane fonda elon fonda ellen ready dude jane fonda in oh, I don't know what movie it was barber rosa

1278
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,280
Yes

1279
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,720
Wow

1280
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:20,360
Yeah, jane fonda was hot wow like crazy hot. Yeah, barber rosa

1281
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:24,040
Look up jane fonda barber rosa. Yes, I mean

1282
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:29,240
And then you said uh, you said gilligan's. I'm a rella. That's what it is barber rella. Yeah

1283
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,320
you

1284
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,320
you

1285
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,320
Yeah

1286
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,560
Well, she's doing the deep strike pose there

1287
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,680
That's not the deep strike. Oh my goodness

1288
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:46,280
That's the that's crazy. Right? Oh god, how do we forget blonde bombshell?

1289
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:48,600
What?

1290
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:49,540
blonde

1291
01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:50,680
bombshell

1292
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:52,680
I've never heard of that

1293
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:56,120
You don't know who a blonde bombshell is uh, susan summers. No

1294
01:19:56,120 --> 01:20:01,240
Uh skirt got got blown up marilyn munro marilyn munro

1295
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,440
I'll tell you wow. I'll tell you. Oh god. What's her name?

1296
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,720
Uh, who was at the breakfast at tiffany's audrey hepburn?

1297
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:13,800
I'm sure she was beautiful. There were so many beautiful women back then. Yeah. Oh look at look at that

1298
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:19,240
Yeah, look up. I'll get marilyn munro. She was she was at all. She was curvy. Oh my goodness

1299
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:22,040
She wasn't skinny about how about goldie haunt?

1300
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,680
Yeah, yeah, no

1301
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,680
I would say she's hot

1302
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,560
Young look up audrey hepburn

1303
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:37,640
Audrey hepburn she was back in the what 60s? Oh, yeah big time in the 60s. Oh, yeah. Oh for sure

1304
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:39,640
Wow

1305
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:41,640
very pretty

1306
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:49,320
I think what about uh, what's her name elizabeth, uh, taylor taylor liss taylor. Yeah, she didn't really do it for me

1307
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:52,040
Back when she was younger. No bring up the young stuff

1308
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:57,960
Yeah, when she was younger in her 20s 30s. She was she was pretty bring up elizabeth taylor. Yeah, there's

1309
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,080
You can't deny the beauty. Oh, yeah

1310
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:03,720
Yeah, when she was older, she was she

1311
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,200
did not appeal but

1312
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:09,640
Back in the day. Well, you know 50s wasn't it? Oh, yeah

1313
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:13,160
Yeah, it's crazy how most these women um

1314
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:20,760
Gorgeous, you know you got to think about it. What about these these women that were beautiful back then and they had to get all

1315
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,760
How how many uh?

1316
01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:29,080
Weinsteins did they have back then all of them? I'm sure every single one of them had to deal with the Weinstein

1317
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:35,400
Well, every single one of us because back then it was okay to smack your secretary on the ass. Yeah

1318
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,680
Yeah, sure. It was I mean, where did it stop?

1319
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,240
It didn't

1320
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:45,960
I'll tell you one that you do jane you want to be in the next movie. Won't you come over here?

1321
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:51,640
Yeah, they all had that new york new jersey. Bring up natalie wood. I just want to see I want to see lord

1322
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:52,600
What do you oh now?

1323
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:58,040
I'm trying to get worked up honestly honestly if I were to pick the hottest actress from that era

1324
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,080
I would pick natalie wood

1325
01:22:02,340 --> 01:22:04,340
Stunningly gorgeous

1326
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:06,680
She doesn't float

1327
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:08,120
No, she doesn't

1328
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:13,400
You know one of the one of the ladies that I always thought that was really that I thought was really really pretty pretty was

1329
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,400
grace kelly I

1330
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:19,160
Need to see a picture. Yeah, I don't know I thought she was uh

1331
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:21,960
Grace kelly right there

1332
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:29,480
She died um I always thought she was very very pretty was there a black lady called grace kelly no

1333
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:35,480
She she became a a princess. Are you sure cuz she married the

1334
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:42,360
What's the big gambling thing over there in the mediterranean? It's a very small

1335
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,360
country

1336
01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:46,360
Halle Berry

1337
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:49,960
Beyonce, oh helly berry is beautiful. Halle Berry is stunning

1338
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:58,200
Yeah, you know Beyonce doesn't do it for me. Yeah, well in unfortunately a lot of it is emotionally driven because I don't like her attitude

1339
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:00,600
Yeah, but in the movie um

1340
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,280
Like what little finger or gold finger or the stupid?

1341
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,120
Beyonce was in that movie. Yeah, and she was there's um

1342
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:15,900
Um monaco grace kelly married the prince of monaco. Yes, what other african-american actresses can we think of?

1343
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:20,340
There's a who's the the the late though. There's jones. There's a not work for me

1344
01:23:20,340 --> 01:23:22,620
No, he's singer who got beat up by her boyfriend

1345
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:28,620
Chris something lorita franklin. No, no, not ike whitney. Tina. I'm talking about a younger one

1346
01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:33,260
Um, just turner. No this older older. I mean she's newer

1347
01:23:33,260 --> 01:23:41,180
Uh, is it chris someone chris the beat up brown? Yeah, chris brown be the whitney houston rihanna rihanna. Oh, yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah

1348
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,100
Rihanna's beautiful

1349
01:23:43,100 --> 01:23:50,780
Halle Berry is beautiful. Halle Berry's got to be close to the top. Do you know whose daughter is stunningly gorgeous is jamie fox?

1350
01:23:51,820 --> 01:23:58,300
All right, this is creepy. No, not creepy. Look up jamie. Oh, yeah, rihanna. She's she's 11 jamie fox's daughter. She's 11

1351
01:23:58,940 --> 01:24:00,140
No

1352
01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:02,140
She's actually 14

1353
01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:06,140
Oh geez, no look look her up because she I think she's

1354
01:24:08,140 --> 01:24:10,140
Yeah, gorgeous, how old is she

1355
01:24:11,820 --> 01:24:13,820
She's stunning

1356
01:24:13,980 --> 01:24:19,260
All right, this dude, uh dude. Wait, hold on. No, we're not. No, we're not doing that yet brought to you by 94

1357
01:24:19,340 --> 01:24:23,580
How old is that old folks living? She's 28. You want a good place to put your parents for dying?

1358
01:24:23,660 --> 01:24:26,780
Put them in old folks homes dot.com. Yeah, this was an uplifting

1359
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,940
episode

1360
01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:32,860
You know what? We we took some real stuff though, but I think it was it was realistic

1361
01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:36,620
It was realistic and we talked about some some cool things as well

1362
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:40,140
Youth we talked about uh, we talked about conical

1363
01:24:41,180 --> 01:24:43,500
cleaning agents taint luffas

1364
01:24:44,460 --> 01:24:46,460
You're taint what?

1365
01:24:47,020 --> 01:24:49,020
You can't accept that aoc is

1366
01:24:49,820 --> 01:24:53,740
Fine, she's attractive, but I still would kick her out of my bed

1367
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:59,820
I as soon as she says I I think I don't think you're climbing she didn't say anything

1368
01:25:00,460 --> 01:25:05,260
What if she said yes master? She would criticize and critique everything if I say prone

1369
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:09,420
Oh supine. No, i'm supine. Yeah, I'll just say prone

1370
01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:12,300
So that way I don't have to look at her

1371
01:25:12,460 --> 01:25:19,260
Oh, well, that's what the bag's for dudes like us soon to be.com you guys. I'm shawn. I'm paul and i'm jeff

1372
01:25:20,220 --> 01:25:22,220
Uh, good night. Good night

1373
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:27,440
Is it the last one of february or do we have one more? Oh, no. Oh, no, it might be i'm off the next few weeks

1374
01:25:52,220 --> 01:25:54,860
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