Alright, I think we're all back. I think we're all healthy now, are we?
Back and healthy is sounding great. That was about 75% last week. I'm feeling much,
much better now. I still don't think all my taste is back yet though.
No. Not all the way. Everything is very mild.
What about your bourbon taste? Is that back?
I taste it, but it's not real strong.
Well maybe that's just, it's a good bourbon.
Very unflavorful.
This bourbon that we're tasting this week is pretty tasteful. I mean last week we had
the, that black bottle, what was the Murdoch or what was it called?
Pinscher?
Murdoch.
Punch.
Oh, Punchers Lucker.
Yeah, Punchers, yeah.
Punchers Chance.
That was...
It was very mild, wasn't it?
Well, it was strong. It just wasn't extraordinary.
See, I don't remember. I couldn't taste it.
It wasn't extraordinary.
I can't remember.
Nothing really jumped out and said, hey, how's it going? Like this week's, we've got...
It's very dark.
I don't know where the hell we got this from. What is it called?
I don't know.
Who bought this?
Paul did.
I did. And it is called...
We cannot give him credit though. It tastes like shit.
Kuehling Station, yeah, be careful guys. Did I pick out a good one?
This one's a good one.
You might want to rethink.
I'm not complaining.
I'm not a good judge yet.
Kuehling Station, very small batch, 100 proof. It's a blend of straight whiskies. It says
it's irrefutably fine. I guess we can't argue with that, can we?
It's irrefutable.
Irrefutably fine.
So what's it say on the back as far as the mix, the blend?
All right. So let's see here. Man, this is an eye damager here, an eye test. It's a blend
of straight...
It's small and like a cursive.
Yeah, it is straight bourbon whiskey, 52% corn, 44% rye, 4% malted barley, and then a
straight wheat whiskey, which is 80... that 83 wheat, 12 corn. Yikes, I'm getting a headache
now. I think it's two. It's two. It's a wheat whiskey and a bourbon whiskey. 44% rye. Wow.
Yeah. Well, that's just one of the...
Well, that's just one of the whiskies.
Well, there's only two.
There's two in there.
It's a blend of two.
It's a blend of two, so...
Of a rye and a wheat?
Correct. Yep.
Well, a bourbon and a wheat. It's not technically a rye because 52% corn, but still it's a high
rye.
But that's still a bourbon.
It's a high rye.
Still a bourbon.
But the second one, I believe, is not...
It's a wheat. It's a wheat whiskey. It's 83 or two... 83, I think, wheat.
Very high wheat.
Yeah.
But it's good.
Wheat.
So, I took something that's probably very peppery, high rye, a peppery bourbon and tried
to smooth it.
And mellowed it out.
Yeah, mellowed it out with a wheat whiskey, which you guys always say tastes like bread.
So...
I taste none of that.
No.
Well, yeah, that's the whole point of a blend, right?
Well, I don't taste any bread in this, but yes, there are some whiskies out there that
taste like bread. I don't know if they're necessarily wheat whiskies.
Yeah. And you know what? And I've yet to kind of put my finger on exactly what that taste
is, but Jeff recognizes it, I recognize it as a turnoff, and you recognize it as, hey,
Mikey.
Yeah, it was a...
I like it.
Life cereal.
The one we talked about tasted like life cereal, and it was wonderful.
Yeah.
Wow.
Anyway.
You can have it.
Anyway, this is a good one. I like this one tonight.
Yeah. It's nice. It's tasty.
Yeah. It's a Memphis, Tennessee. I don't know if they distill it. I think they procure some
whiskies and then they blend. That's what they do.
I tell you what, it's even better on a cube. I think we're finding that pretty consistently,
though.
Well, technically...
That they're better on a cube than they are...
I think we need to change our language here. I mean, it's technically a sphere.
Sphere.
Yes.
What are we going to call them? Balls of ice?
Ball.
Hey, you want to...
You want to give me a ball.
Yeah.
I mean, it's better.
Did you say that when you had a bar though?
I want a cube.
Yeah, do you have a cube? And then that's good. But then, do you have a sphere?
Hey, Pottson, can I get a ball?
Yeah.
Yeah, I would like a bourbon.
I've got a pair of balls with you, Ray.
I would like a bourbon with a sphere.
Oh, that's odd.
Yeah, that is weird.
Anyway, so this bourbon, which I still don't know the name of it...
Huling.
Huling Station.
Huling. H-U-L-I-N-G. Huling Station. And what is the story behind Huling Station?
It says it's a family deal. So I guess we could look up Huling Family Bourbon.
Maybe eventually.
Yeah, maybe someday. You know, when we have somebody that can run the board, we would
find out what Huling is. But, you know, that's okay. It's not really necessary. Anyway.
Speaking of running the board, I tell you what, who had a good run was the Cincinnati
Bengals.
They had a good run.
They did.
I thought they would have rung the bell so loud to where they would have scored, you
know, they were ahead the majority of the game.
Yeah.
And at the last minute and a half to lose. And by the way, the last play that the Cincinnati
Bengals have, they were off sides.
Oh, I didn't know.
Oh, the Rams were?
The Rams were.
Except the one where Aaron Donald was like way over the ball.
Well, yeah, his head was lined up in the neutral zone. That's off sides.
Yeah, you can't really. I guess you could go back and look for all those things.
Right, right. You can't. I mean, it's supposed to be the Super Bowl. I mean, you need to
be even the umpires and referees. This is the Super Bowl. You bring your most observant
referees, senior referees, guys that are calling it, guys that are quick. They know the rules.
You know, they say losers only bitch about the rest. So I'm not really going to. But
there's been a lot of chatter and, you know, the professional media guys complaining about
the officiating of that game.
So that game.
Yeah. And then they tie it into the whole year that there was a lot of bad stuff all
year. But this game was bad. It was very inconsistent where, you know, that where Higgins grabbed
the guys that didn't get called. A lot of shit didn't get called all game. I think that
there three there should be a veto, so to speak. I don't know if veto is the correct
word, but I think that the folks that are up in the in the stands, the guys looking
at the video feeds and if they see something like that, that the refs don't. I'm thinking,
hey, man, look, box upstairs says that this is a flag. It's obviously it was. It was a
total face mask and they should have called it. And I don't disagree with that. I think
you're right. I think I think the important thing is making sure the right call is made.
It's not about it's not about well, on the field, it was this and on the 30s where they're
kind of like, yeah, we don't know. We could have happened to get that happen. We don't
know. Well, I think what they're afraid of is the game turn it into a six hour game.
Right. If you start having the ability to review every every play. Yeah. But that one.
Well, I know. But how do you say, OK, we need to review this one? Right. Well, they have
a certain amount of time to do it. They have it to the ball snap. They have 25 seconds.
Well, no, that's how that's not a hurry up offense. Boom. You have 10 seconds. That's
you know what? That's the way it goes. Yeah. You know, they've got time and they did have
time. They fucking showed that play two or three times before the ball snapped. Yeah,
I agree. But you know, but you know, also at the so what's the rule at the end of the
game? Nobody can throw a challenge flag under the two minutes under two minutes. Right.
And then it's automatically reviewed upstairs. In those situations, there's been plenty
of times when somebody tries that they run up to the line because they know it was, you
know, controversial and they try to run a play and the official comes running in blowing
whistles like crazy. So there is time. Yeah. Right. I think there is time to look at things
all game long. I want to hit pause and jump back in time just a few moments and jump back
to the the healing station. Our producer pulled up some stuff. So I want to mention that when
when I was first sampling these bourbons, I kind of migrated over to the wheat bourbons.
They just seemed a little smoother, less caustic. Yeah, they were just easier to to take to
taste. OK, and that's what the healing station has done. They've kind of taken a blend of
the best of the both and put them together. They took an extremely high wheat and they
said they took well, they took a sweet softness of our healing station straight wheat whiskey
and blend it with the blood of the bold warmth and complexity of blood of a healing station
straight bourbon to create something unique. And our healing station blend is warm, inviting
and brings other together. Kumbaya. The perfect harmony between the spicy whiskeys characteristic
of the pre prohibition age and the sweeter drams favored by many modern whiskeys. It's
interesting that they they put up the characteristic of the pre prohibition times. It's kind of
like I see. Is that like a step away from the the bathtub bourbons that they had out
there? It was like super caustic back then. Yeah, it's just just like gut rot. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know. I mean, well, I mean, but if they also say it's the spiciness, right. So
that would imply then that the trend pre prohibition was high rye bourbons, right. Because that's
what their their match bill is a high rye bourbon. But they also had the wheat. So they
they had the wheat whiskeys and the bourbons. Right. But they're referring to the spicy
was pre prohibition. The correct was post idea. So healing station is harsh back in
the day. I was just like, I cured cancer drinking out. No, that was a medicine. Yeah. Hey, doc.
It's crazy. This is the first time we've had the healing station. And so it's interesting
how they they they tune into the hundred proof where, you know, I guess there's a tool that
measures how much alcohol is in there. Oh, yeah, you can find 50 50 man right down the
line between these two bourbons. Yeah, that's how you taste like bourbon and whiskey. Like
home brewers. They'll have a little measures. Caliper. You have to caliper to breathalyzer
to the thickness. Yes. And late. That's what they do. They'll stand around with tasting
and they'll like, yeah, that's a point zero. If I drink one of these, I should be a point
to breath. Well, anyway, so I thumbs up. Scroll down, Mr. Producer, just for a second. I want
to see what the with the tasting notes taste the whiskey life. All right. So it says slight
wisp of warm baking spices on the nose, complimented, complimented by a hint of smoky oak, a creamy
warmed honey sweetness with short bursts of wow, this getting a little creamy. I know
very sensual. I can't. The finish is lingering. Oh, I love that with short bursts of pleasing
aggressive another appearance by smoke up to close it out. It sounds like a lovemaking
session. Creamy warmed honey. What's going on with this? It's a little too vivid. Warmed
honey with short bursts with a finish with a happy, happy finish. Geez. OK, really? I
didn't need the sound effects. But whatever you're doing over there. All right. Anyway,
we can move on from the bourbon. I actually think the more I drink it, the better it gets.
Yeah, I think it's fantastic. It's great with the little block of ice in there. Yeah. Yeah.
This fear. OK. All right. So we're going to dump back of it because I was going to take
us completely off the subject. Go for it. I I had to take off today and I had to take
my my me poppy to the VA. We get a procedure or whatever. And when I got back, I'm trying
to look for this. When I got back, my mom received a package. Her her mother's sister
had passed away and she received a package of a bunch of photos, nudes. Really? Wow.
Guys, gather around. Why would Sean be talking about it? Gather around. I got some family
news. They're all black and white. Yeah, black and white. Old nudes from my great, great
grandmother. Bush. Very disturbing. All right. So really? So first of all, I got to share
with you. I've never met my mom's. I've never met my grandfather. So that'll be OK. Yeah.
Not like you know him. I know. Now, so she knew to do. He he died in a motorcycle accident
when she was like six. I fell. So what? But what is what is kind of cool is that he was
in the Navy. He was a CB in the Navy and we received like his honorable discharge papers
and some news clippings and some photos, some really nice photos of him doing things in
the Navy. Right. I mean, it's on the ship or like on the ship. Well, he was a CB. So
mostly it was CB. CB is a they're the first ones there. So they show up and they need
to they need to go set up an island, jump on an island or a piece of the land. The CBs
will show up with bulldozers and they'll build an infrastructure. And then hey, look, man,
this is that was a Navy function. I thought that was like a Marine function. They're there
before the Marines. Really? Yeah, because they have the all the infrastructure on their
ships. Right. Yeah. So these guys are, you know, steel welders and, you know, these guys
fascinating. I would I did not know that. So we get we get this with all the kinds of
cool stuff, all this stuff and one of there's a memorandum in in a little package of papers
that he received when he got off the boat. And this one in particular, I'm going to read
because it was this was back in the 40s. OK, so he he was served the Navy. I guess he was
in for six years and he got out in forty five. Does it have emojis on it? No, they didn't
have that. So this was a this is a typed the yellow finger. So all right. So this was a
note or a memorandum to the sailors or, you know, the soldiers, I should say. It says
after carefully after carefully reviewing the available scientific data on the efficiency
of various means of chemical and mechanical prophylaxis of a committee of experts appointed
by the American Social Hygiene Association and the United States Public Health Service
makes the following recommendations. OK, number one, prophylactic safest method. A use a condom
of standard type, lambskin enter type, not ribbed or flavored or glow in the dark. They
can see you, they can see you thoroughly wash the genitals and the adjacent parts with soap
and water as soon as possible. The sooner the better. But within one hour at most after
removal of the condom, adjacent parts adjacent parts like the bunghole, perhaps the knee.
I don't know. It's Jason would be the rectal. It's the strip. It's the taint in the adjacent
parts, the taint. So they want to disrupt the pad. The taint exists back then that word.
Why did it say taint? Yeah. All right. So that is number one, the safest method, the
condom. All right. And then make sure you clean yourself well after the condom. Now,
this is hardcore latex back then is what it was. I don't know. So people would like swell
up. This could have been a this could have been a ziplock bag as far as I know. Taint
a taint hive. So number one, the safest method, a condom. Number two, in the absence of a
condom. This is disturbing. Oh, God. In the absence of a condom after you, you know, have
done your thing, do will be you thoroughly wash with soap and hot water as already described
to urination, inject six inject inject, inject where six ccs of two percent strong silver
protonate solution or other efficient non irritating germicidal solution into the urethra
in your dick hole and hold for five minutes and shake. I added the shake part. It doesn't
say shake. So you have to hold it. Put your thumb over the cap as this thing is just like
burning your dick hole, your P line and then see rub 33 percent ointment of mild, mercurous
chloride, a calomel oatmeal ointment into the genital and adjacent parts. So it's not
like a needle. It's not like you're sticking a needle in your dick hole. How do you inject
it? Well, it's got to be some sort of like a turkey baster. Yeah, but a thin plastic,
a thin plastic, you know, needle, one of your buddy sailors probably spits it into the your
dick hole. Come on. Like a blow dart? No, no, no one does that. I don't know. I think
Jeff's you know, when when your kids get the their medicine, they give you that little
syringe that squeeze thing. Yeah. Well, I mean, not the bladder that you have to like
jam it in your dick hole. Yes. And like jam it in there. You massage it so it gets all
the way up the length of it. Well, it says it says fully, fully deployed into the urethra
and hold for five minutes. Accordion it. I don't know. Back and forth. Maybe there's
a that's where they take the pipe cleaner. They're like, OK, how many men do you think
did this? Oh, man. Zero. I don't know. I don't know. Back in the day, that's what they do.
Right. Who are they having sex with? That's so dangerous. Well, I don't know. Each other?
I mean, you know, I don't know. They're not talking about the girls, are they? Well, you
know what? There's an interesting postcard. So there's a postcard. I'll pop up on here.
OK, so on on OK, so you see this postcard? It is a it's a woman back in the 40s and she's
dressed very well, very I don't want to say scantily, but got some cleavage work. Yeah,
it's provocative. Yeah, it's it's provocative. Especially for the zoom in there. It's got
a low V line neck and you can definitely see the cleavage. Oh, yeah. And the she's looking
into the mirror and she's like, how do you think a rough sailor would look on me? Oh,
wow. Oh, wow. This is the 40s. How do you think a rough sailor will look on me? Wow.
This is the postcard. Yeah, that's so when they were deployed, they were over there in
either like northern Africa or the Philippine area or like the European thing. So I wonder
what this was really geared for. I'm going to Pacific. I'm going Pacific. The Pacific
arena. Right. So we're talking Korea. Well, the Philippines, Chinese, Philippines. Wow.
Hwadal Canal. Well, he did for my grandfather did four tours back to back. Where do you
know one of them was in Africa? And like you said, in and I'd have to do research. You
know, what's interesting is that they have on the other side, I took photos of the the
postcard and let's see here. I took that they have diagrams, figure A and figure B for the
insertion of the silver into your they did not. They had sailors demonstrating it. So
you think they'd have like some kind of oh, and mind you, this is the do it. This is the
my Paps Blue Ribbon dude. So remember, I told you that in the past podcast that I may be
the main lineage and all the rights to the Paps Blue Ribbon Brewery. I think you deflect
that. I'm pretty sure you don't have the rights. You know what? You don't know. You don't know
until you stir that pot. And so his name was Leroy. I believe it's publicly owned now.
So really, I think you really have a say in it. Yeah, too late. Make a tour out of it.
Free to get a free tour. Actually, you'll get a 50% discount in a lifetime supply of
Paps Blue Ribbon cups. Who owns Paps Blue Ribbon though? We know. Yeah. No, I don't know.
Big conglomerates. I don't know. Let me look. So on the postcard, it does have his, oh,
his battalion, whatever, battalion number 17, CB Company number six. So I will do some
fact checking on that because I just found this out like a couple hours ago. So for me,
it's kind of cool because no one knew my grandfather. I mean, he's dead. It's super cool. There's
been multiple times that I've seen pictures from either Vietnam because of my father-in-law.
I've seen pictures of just different family photos, not in my family, but different photos
of like World War II type of stuff. First-hand pictures. It's amazing. It's amazing. Well,
my dad was sitting at the table and I was sharing with him, you know, Alan's, some of
the experiences he had shared. And my dad has never talked about his Vietnam stuff.
And today was like one of the few times he's ever mentioned something about it. He says,
oh yeah, when we were on the island, there was an airstrip and I never knew he was on
the island with an airstrip. Okay. So I was like, yeah, we made the airstrip. And after
the airstrip was made, you had the aviation guys on one side of the strip that took care
of the planes and the pilots and all that stuff was on one side. And then we were on
the other side as a signal battalion that maintained the infrastructure and the defense
of the island or wherever they were at. And I was just, that's, you know, that kind of
shit is amazing. And I'm like, how come we haven't heard about this stuff?
Yeah. My dad doesn't really talk about his military career either. I wonder if it's just
a, you don't talk about it. You know, my brother-in-law was deployed, I think three times over into
Afghanistan. He doesn't really talk about that either. Right. Well, sometimes they just
don't give a shit. They don't. I think maybe when you get to a certain age, you may go,
all right, now I need to share. But it's, it's easy. It's not an easy thing. It's not
to talk about or to live through again. It isn't. And I will tell you, we'll never understand.
Yeah, we've even had my father-in-law on the podcast. And I will tell you, it took some
serious, I don't want to say coaxing, because that's not what I was trying to do. But we
were just drinking one night and talking about different things. And he started talking.
And I mean, he kept going. And for our listeners out there, Paul's father-in-law had three
Purple Hearts. Yeah. What else do you have besides Purple Hearts? No, I think that was
it. Three Purple Hearts. I mean, but that's a lot. Oh, yeah, it is. And he had a very
intense tour or multiple tours in Vietnam. And, oh, yeah. And he would say, he was saying
to me, this isn't something I've thought about or talked about since I left there. Right.
Right. So I mean, it is not easy for these guys to talk about it, especially like the
harrowing stuff. Right. You know what I mean? The stuff where they didn't think they were
going to come home after that night. Yeah. You know, so. Yeah, my dad, he's told me,
I think, one, maybe two stories, because he was on the Enterprise. Right. And some of
the stuff they go and that's an extremely dangerous place to be. Right. Deck in the
USS Enterprise. Yeah. The one once that's when they had props on some of the planes.
They still do, I guess. But, you know, he's like, yeah, there were accidents all the time,
you know, all the time. People dying, people getting just mangled. And he said there was
one time some there was a plane, big propeller going and the guy tried to Indiana Jones them,
kind of sneak by. So it was going like this and it caught him in the chin. Oh, my God.
He said there is meat everywhere. Why would you? Why would you do that? Oh, you know,
that's about all I've ever gotten out of them. I don't ask him much. Yeah. You don't want
to bring it up unless, you know, you know, maybe as a kid, maybe talked about a little
bit with him, but he doesn't share much. It's fine. And, you know, if he doesn't want to,
it's fine. But yeah, I think it's hard for the folks who go through that to talk about
it. I'll never know. Right. I've never learned anything like that. I learned my dad did a
tour in Honduras, of all places. And I don't even know what the fuck he was doing down
there. And he had a pet monkey. Sandinistas. What the hell's that? That the type of monkey
Reagan? The Reagan? Our own country scandal. Yeah. Was that Honduras or Ecuador? He was
in Honduras. Guatemala. Oh, it's Nicaragua. There's Noriega. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Easy on the hard arm, bro. Nicaragua. Oh, Noriega. You know, going back to the thing
about hard are about the pictures. No, I thought you told one story. So I was at a company
where there was a woman there that on a side as a side business, she did events. She planned
events. Okay. So people whenever they had like a 50th birthday, or they had a, you know,
something something, and they wanted to do a big event where they did like pictures and
slideshows. Yeah, slideshows. They would bring it to her and they would ask her, Hey, can
you organize this for me? And I don't know if they paid her or not. But but one time
I was walking around by her desk. And I was like, Well, what are all these pictures? And
she's like, Oh, yeah, I have, you know, blah, blah, blah. Some other woman at the place
wanted me to put together a celebration of her great grandfather or grandfather. And
he was a photographer in World War Two. And these are his pictures. Right. And I'm like,
Oh, wow, amazing. I'm looking at the pictures. They are his pictures. He's a photographer
at the event of I think it was the Malta Accords, where Truman, Stalin and Churchill were sitting
in a bench. They're like the most one of some of the most famous pictures of World War Two.
Right. And they were every angle that you could think of, of these, of these, and they
were his pictures, his, I was looking, I was holding first hand pictures that he took.
Just naked. I did it. I took the month of the month of conference. Yeah, the Malta conference.
Is that what it was? Yeah. As was Roosevelt, incredible Winston Churchill. I was standing
there going, Does anybody else understand the significance of these pictures here? Because
most people do. They're like, Oh, neat World War Two pictures. Okay. How'd you print that
off your phone? Right. I was like, Oh my God, I was freaking out. Anyway, it was cool. I
enjoy I enjoy history so much like, oh yeah, man, even like when I was on one of my work
excursions in Alabama, I got to the Bay of Alabama mobile. I don't know what the Bay
is called. Maybe it's the Bay of Alabama. But there's that big frickin USS Alabama.
Oh yeah, you talked about that. Yeah. You said you loved it. I went through that night.
Have you been to the one down at Corpus Christi? Or Galveston, wherever it's at? They have
a battleship down there as well. I really need to do that. I would enjoy that as well.
You've been on that? I have not been on it, but we drove past it. But you know, with it's
the same thing. You could take the tours. But I would, I have to be very specific of
who I go with because I don't want to be rushed and I will spend five hours on that boat.
Well, it's kind of like the Pacific War Museum in Fredericksburg. I mean, it would take you
three days to go through everything if you take your time. Right? We've talked about
that before. So anyway, good stuff. Good stuff. Yeah. Well, the part we were going to talk
about, we were on the Cincinnati Bengals winning at the last second. We're talking
about the referees making some bad calls or actually not necessarily making bad calls,
not seeing certain things. I think what it was is the the consistency through the game.
They were not calling a lot of stuff until the last minute and a half. Yeah. Then there
were bang, bang, bang. Yeah. That was right there at the end. It was just come on. I mean,
unfortunately, when I watched them, I thought they were legitimate calls. But the question
is, were those calls being made earlier in the game? That's the point. That's the point.
Yeah. Right. Was it a hold? Yes, it was a hold. But it happened. When Cincinnati gets
down all the way down there and they're like, all right, look, we just got to hold them.
We just got to hold them. They did like 15 plays in a row. Exactly. It's like the Rams
held them. What the hell, man? Held them for so and then Koopa Cup. Can't stop Koopa Cup.
I think I saw they did. I saw them for so many plays. I think I saw on one of those
big it may have been the touchdown play or one of the other big passes. The Rams had
a huge false start. The entire line false started. And then the center snapped it. They didn't
call that they didn't call that they called the penalty on the Bengals. Oh, yeah. I don't
know. Yeah. They showed it. There's footage of it. It's frustrating. And it's all high
inside. But it's frustrating. I thought it was a fun Super Bowl. It was. I thought it
was good. Like we all brought different food to the to the table and we all like. Yeah.
Well, you brought your Cincinnati whatever that's called. That was really good. Did you
like it? It was very unique. It is. He didn't say yes. No, I did. I didn't. You didn't say
yes. He said it was very unique. No, no, no. I did enjoy it. It was actually really, really
good. Oh, wow. I took it home and I froze it. So no, it was it was actually really good.
And I was fun. Every every brought. We had a ton of food and we were all like, did you
like it? Well, you know, I never even asked her to be most people do. Some people don't.
It's a strange flavor. It's the clove. It's it's clove. It's cinnamon, the chocolate.
It's the consistency of the meat, too. I mean, a lot of times when you get like a hamburger
meat in your chili, it'll come in like chunks. No chunks. And yeah, there are no chunks.
Very fine. How'd you get it so fine? I get a toothpick and you pick it. Oh, I see. You
scrape them apart. Like what you do is you put the raw meat in all your stuff and then
you boil it and the boiling breaks it apart. Ah, OK. You boil the meat. You boil the meat.
I see. I was going to say, man, for it to be that fine, there had to be some process.
And then it didn't you take the meat and you just put it through the sifter or what? I
don't sift anything. No, he said just boiling it makes the meat fall apart into granules.
Oh, so you don't. Was the water evaporate eventually? Yeah, that's why it cooks like
an hour and a half. So it so it thickens up some. Do you put the spices in there at that
time while it's boiling? I put everything in there. Tomato paste, water, all the spices
in the meat. And then I sit there and I break it apart. Then I bring it with your toothpick.
You know, my toothpick. No, it's a fork. And I break it down as much as I can with a fork
and then bring it to a boil. And that breaks it the rest apart. Yeah. Well, it was it was
very interesting. And I act like I said, I enjoyed it. Anyway, I thought I thought it
was a fun experience. You know, you typically we all get we all gather around waiting for
the funny commercials. We didn't do much of that. I don't know if it was because they
weren't funny or what, because we just didn't pay much attention. We didn't. Although the
one I remember that I thought was just absolutely stupid was the Google commercial where they
said black people have not been photographed for years because cameras don't pick up dark
skinned people. Yes. And there's like and that's why we have the new Pixel six camera.
Look how great these are with all this lighting and everything. That is so insulting. It is.
And I'm like, I have pictures that look just like this because it's backlit. And I'm in
it. Right. I'm not black. Right. And I look just like this, whatever picture you're showing.
Right. It has nothing to do with that. It's how well you like the it's just so insulting.
The picture. I'll say it implies it implies that black people look bad. There are a lot
of folks out there that, you know, there's two different ways that some of the quote
unquote conservatives based on some of my Facebook friends out there, I kind of looked
at some of their posts and like some of my conservative friends out there didn't like
the halftime show. Hmm. I wonder exactly why that was. And I'm like, dude. And I wrote
down I said the hypocrisy and then ended it. And then I added another one right below it.
But I enjoyed the hell out of it. It was a very entertaining halftime show. You know,
but it was it is it's the hypocrisy. And this is like, you know, and the thing is, I don't
give a shit. But it just everything about the Super Bowl was about this perfectly blended,
like every commercial, most of the commercials. It's just like after a while, you're forced
to look. All right. Well, there's a Mexican, there's an Asian, there's a white person.
It's like this diversity thing. And you go like, check, check this off, check this script.
Boom. It's like, I mean, it's just not real. It's just not real. And then you go to the
halftime show and you're like, huh, all right. Well, that where's the diversity in that?
It was zero diversity. And the thing is, is I don't care. I don't care. That's the thing
we don't care. We don't want to care. You know, but it's just like, you know, I mean,
unfortunately, the Twitter mob is the ones who care and are the loudest. And that's who
the press picks up. Someone's going to tweet something that says so and so was racist or
whatever. And one person, one person on Twitter. Oh, Twitter reacts. That's like my friend.
I mean, why did he have to post that? Oh, my conservative friends. You know what? The
only reason I responded was because he had the audacity to put that on Facebook into
social media to imply that your conservative friends are racist. I mean, come on. Yeah,
I had a guy that worked with call say, how do you feel about being a Republican? And
when your party is a racist party? That's what he just he just point blank sits down
in my cube. Really? It says that to me. And I was like, well, they're not. And I'm not.
And which which company was this? Oh, yeah, no, I mean, it's back when I was at PNM. So
I've been like, well, you realize the Democrats are the roots of slavery and Jim Crow and
all that, right? Oh, there was the big switch. No, there wasn't. Yeah, they're the ones that
were I think in 50 years, they'll say the big switch that the Republicans were for all
the covid bullshit. And those Democrats, the Democrats were the ones that have the longest
filibuster in all time history, trying to hold back the equality, the laws of equality.
What is it called? Yeah, the civil rights. I mean, that's ridiculous. And they're talking
about the filibusters, you know, right, dude, you guys are I mean, how many times they use
the filibuster when Donald Trump was in office? And I think it was like three hundred times.
It was more than three hundred times. Oh, you know, so it's just I'm sick of it. It's
just like there's everyone's sick of it. Everyone is absolutely sick of it. You know, and it's
just like we don't know what's right. We don't know what's wrong. We're trying to fact check
shit. But how the hell are you going to fact check something that is on an unfact checkable
Internet service? Right. Because you've got Google censored. Yeah, you got Google that
there. They're they're skewing the search results. They're filtering the search results.
Yeah, it's just like, you know, and then you got these people that just like, you know,
Donald Trump was talking. I don't go back in time here and talking about the Durham
report kind of bleeding into this. But, you know, it's just the you know, Donald's kind
of look, you know, we found 60 minutes interview in my building. They found in the Trump building
where he had one of his offices and they had the phone distribution and they tapped the
lines on the phones. They found the tapped the tap. They found the tap. Right. Because
they've got the lines that hook up to it and it goes somewhere else. Right. So you can
hear it. So they found the tap. And that's why Donald was kind of to their spine on me.
We found it. We've got proof. I mean, it's right. And it's just like, well, we can't
verify it. Leslie Stoll. Leslie Stoll. Yeah. It's just like, well, you just don't want
to talk badly about Biden. But in her defense, you know, why? Why is it that we couldn't
verify it back then? They didn't want to. They hated Trump. Yeah. But I want to listen
to Trump. Oh, they called him a liar and everything he said. But that's just it. You know, it's
like, why couldn't you have said, here's the proof and handed it to her? I mean, mainstream
media was blatantly calling everything he said a lie, even though he was a sitting president
of the United States. They were like, well, the Trump's up there lying again today. I
mean, as if they were just breathing. Right. They called him a liar every every single
day. And so that was just another line, despite the fact that it was Russian. This Russian
collusion thing was drummed up by Clinton's campaign. Hillary. Yeah. Yeah. Lawyers for
the campaign. Right. Correct. Well, and now the Durham report is starting to starting
to leak that stuff. Right. It's it's bad. There's a lot of stuff that's worse. It's
worse than the frickin Watergate. It's literally worse than what you think. Anything will come
of it. I don't know. I mean, Durham's got the power to make something come of it. Well,
I mean, that's just it. Everyone says, you know, some shit's going to hit the fan. This
is going to happen. We always hear that, you know, and nothing ever happened. Tell me where's
the meat? Show me. I mean, yeah, it's coming out. It never happens. But if you look at
some of the some of the the flex, CNN, they came up with a rebuttal saying, oh, yeah,
well, the Durham report is just a twisted Republican skew of the facts. Oh, they discredit.
Yeah. You know, in ABC, MSNBC, CBS, none of them. Zero minutes on it. Didn't even cover
it. I went to CNN's website and MSNBC's website. It was yesterday. Nowhere to be seen. Zero.
It is bigger than Watergate. Yeah. Nowhere are there websites. I mean, it's just you
go to Fox. It's amazing. It's like the top story. Oh, it was four stories in a row. Yeah.
And I'm all related to the Durham report. And the thing is, is that again, I don't give
a shit. I don't I mean, just I mean, that kind of shit I do. I mean, I care about that.
That's what that's full corruption. It's absolute corruption. But it goes. This is like Obama.
I mean, so they're insinuating that both Biden, the vice president at the time, and Obama
knew what was going on. Of course, they did. Call me. Call me is, you know, the big is
the one when Valerie Jarrett was in there. Was that her? Yeah. Was in there. Yep. In
the in the right before Obama left, I think it was a lot one of the last meetings. And
they wanted to make sure that nothing sideways was going to happen with Trump. Right. So
they're like there was some act or something like that or some rule that they could enforce
and do shit like this. Right. But I think like they said, not enough to implicate anyone.
But they knew what to do. Kind of those things. Right. Right. Well, so you're talking about
like when they hacked the server and put those files on there to show that there was some
sort of collusion, but they're not sure where we found these files on the server. Then Hillary
tweeted like the day before the election. Oh, it looks like Trump campaign has Russian
communication back and forth on their servers or something to that effect. Unbelievable.
The day before the election, she tweets this and it was a total hoax. Yeah. Because she
or her and the mainstream media and the mainstream media went ape shit crazy. And she's still
lost crazy on that story. They went nuts. Like it was on it was nonstop coverage about
Russian collusion. Russia, Russia, Russia. It kills me. But that like standard Americans
can't. They don't know. They don't know. Well, you know what? We don't know. We don't know.
No, I mean, they literally don't know that care that that there's more to it. News is
being withheld from them. So I mean, answer why the secretary of state, Hillary Clinton,
how she negotiated providing Putin 20 percent of our uranium. Yeah, I remember something
about that. But yeah, vaguely. Right. Right. But it's there. OK. Why? No, everyone glosses
over that whole thing. Right. Why? Why did the United States have to give Putin 20 percent
of our uranium? They gloss over all the Clinton stuff. All of it. All of it. It's just, you
know, they there's a divine plan and it's a huge chess game. And, you know, I think
that Hillary was supposed to make office and she had all these things said. Oh, she couldn't
believe it. Like it was already it was already staged. It was already rigged. It was already
done. They were ready to go. And you know, by the way, it was able. Well, the whole the
whole thing about the energy in Ukraine and feeding the the fuel into Europe, you know,
that was huge. That was collusion, in my opinion, that was collusion between the Hillary elites.
Right. You know, and Putin directly. They're the ones in cahoots. Right. Because why else
would you why would you give him 20 percent of our uranium? Yeah, I don't know. You know,
and that's just it. So if they are if they have a relationship where they feel comfortable,
not negotiate. I mean, I'm sure there was a negotiation that we never saw. Right. You
know, we're not privileged to find out what was a lot going on. We don't know. Yeah. Well,
it's just you got to think about it. All right. Well, you know, if there if we're we're negotiating
that and the first thing and then she didn't make the she didn't make the presidency. And
the first thing that Biden does is knocks down our oil production by shutting down the
pipeline and and approved and approves the pipeline up North Stream and lets that pipeline
go to circumvent Ukraine. It was like the first day specifically. It's it's mind boggling
specifically and not just that. See, guys, this is all an agenda. This is not coincidence.
This is not incompetence. This is an agenda. I mean, this is a playbook. Do this, do this,
do this, do this. The question is, what's the end game? Like, what what are they aiming
for here? You know, and I'm I'm also kind of I'm going to play major conspiracy on this.
People probably think I'm a fool. But here we go. Aliens are well, I believe in aliens
to. But I absolutely think that alien. I think that Bitcoin is is a farce. It's a fake currency.
Well, it is. It's a farce, meaning that somebody owns it. That I mean, look, they're saying
that I don't even know the homeboys name, you know, whoever actually came up with it.
But whoever came up with it, it's a pseudonym. So it's just some Asian dude in a cave somewhere.
No, you know, but that's what they make it sound like. His name is Hojimon Kana Saki,
you know, and I don't remember who the because our producers not here, but whoever came up
with Bitcoin. Was that old guy you're talking about, that old billionaire? Well, you're
talking about Kenya crotchety old man. Yeah. Well, he had mentioned about Putin and he's
the one that is in charge of it. But if even if it isn't Putin, it's an entity out there
that's part or tied into the elites and they're going to pull the plug on it. I mean, it's
become there you go. So Tasha Nakamoto, I was close. Very, very close. But that is not
a real person. It is a pseudonym of whoever came up with it. And no one knows. That's
just it. So how can you buy into something that you have no idea what the fuck it is?
I mean, it's a system that works. It's a system that has been working, but it's baseless.
I don't know. There's nothing that supports it. Like we have Fort Knox in the gold to
support the US dollar. Nothing is out there to support Bitcoin. That's why you have such
huge fluctuations. Right? Yeah, it's not built. It's not based on anything. Yeah. So I was
just doing it's been a while since I've been on the crypto currency. They're still down
or way down with Bitcoin or just all of it. Bitcoin was up in the 60,000 range. And now
it's I think in the 40,000 range. I mean, that's a that's a big drop. Big drop. So
I don't know. Well, I have no way down. I have no faith in it. So I won't ever agree.
Is there some countries that are talking about changing their national currency to to to
Bitcoin to Bitcoin? I think that's a huge mistake. It's crazy. How could you run anything
on that? Because one day you have this much money. The next day you have half of that.
You know what? That's the way their currency is, too. True. So I think that's I think that's
I think that's why they're talking about it, because there's they experience currency is
useless. Correct. Their currency is is so influenced by hyperinflation and volatile, so volatile
that Bitcoin has more more stability. So maybe that's what I know. It is a it's a it's a
Central American country. I don't know if it's Nicaragua or or what do you say? Nicaragua,
that's a hard Nicaragua. Guatemala. Anyway. All right. So, yeah, we got some some some
I don't see. Well, it's just having a topic going on. I mean, yeah, we're in some heavy
topics. We need some. Well, hold on. We're going to continue with a few more heavy topics.
We talk about the mayor of New York. We could talk about, you know, the people with covid
that are on their deathbed in stage five cancer because they they don't want to take the the
covid test. Therefore, they're not valid to get to the the kidney transplant. Oh, no kidding.
Yeah, they're denying, you know, organ transplants to people who are not vaccinated. I mean,
is that a specific hospital? I think it's a carrier. Come out there. It's a carrier.
Was it a health care company? It's a carrier health care company. So it's it's like, hey,
these are the rules. You know, if you if you want a kidney, you're going to have to get
the jab. So what they're doing, what they're doing is extending what it's like if you need
a lung transplant. Right. They will not give you one if you still smoke. Correct. Right.
And that's exactly what they're doing to unvaccinated. We're not going to give you a perfectly good
organ if you're unvaccinated. Look, it's outrageous. What about is drastically different? It's
buzz dramatically about this. What is it? The people like that are part of the the executive
part of Pfizer, Moderna and, you know, dropping their stock, selling them, sell, sell, sell.
I mean, have you heard the story? No. Why would you do that? Good Lord. I mean, those
isn't going to go nowhere but up. Well, maybe you know, that's that's what I'm saying is
that they're one of the major owners of the company sold like, you know, forty billion
dollars because people are catching on. The boosters don't work. The vaccines don't work.
They recalled the the booster program for the five and under program. They yanked it.
Right. Yeah. So they're knowing that things are peaking. Yeah. So Big Pharma has run run
the gamut and they made billions and billions and billions of dollars. Those guys probably
just cash it out. He's like, it's a peak. It may go a little higher, but I'm getting out
now. Yeah. I have 40 billion instead of 45 billion. Smart because people are wisen up.
They don't they don't want to be locked down anymore. They're looking at the stats. They're
realizing that it doesn't matter if the majority of the country is vaccinated. I heard a stat
everybody's still getting covid. So, you know, I heard a stat today. It was I don't I can't
remember what talk show it was. They said that because the question was asked, do you
think the worst of the pandemic has come or do you think it's about to come? I think 42
percent said the worst has already happened. Right. And 36 percent said the worst is still
yet to come. OK, well, that's just it. We don't know. But that's still a huge chunk
of the population who is locked down. Why do you think that is? Because people are watching
CNN and listening to see the CDC. Yeah, the CDC. They are paying attention to the FDA
and the CDC, and they've been lying to us since day one. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I
should be phrase that they've been incompetent. Yeah, I don't think it's they they're not
lying necessarily. They're in the World Health Organization did. They are incompetent and
they are trying to, you know, try to figure out how to deal with this. And they are failing
miserably at doing it effectively. I also saw. Yeah, I agree. I also saw a video today
because Nevada just lifted the mask mandate recently. There's a video out there of a protest
of people yelling, bring back the mask mandate. Oh, bring back the mask and their march and
demonstrate with signs. And there are probably, I don't know, 50 people or so. Yeah, because
they are convinced that mass work and that mask save lives. Bring back the mask mandate.
Yeah, no, you can wear your mask if you want. Yeah, but to them, it's irresponsible for
anybody not to be wearing a mask because you're putting people at risk, especially the unvaccinated.
My God, if you're unvaccinated and you're not wearing a mask and you're out in public,
you are. I look at it this way. You're evil. I think I've said this before that I am organically
vaccinated now. Yeah, you are. Sounds so sexual. Or orgasmically. We know that is the orgasmic
word. What did you say? Organically. So what's the difference? That sounds very similar.
Orgasmally? What? Spherical? So let me tell you what I read today. And I know we're on
this vaccine thing, but so they were interviewing. This is on Revolver. Have you guys ever gotten
on with the Revolver website? I drank their beer. I have one downstairs. OK, so this is
a guy. This investigative journalist was interviewing an embalmer. An embalmer. Oh, oh, yeah. So
this is a guy. This is a guy that is taking out organs to prepare them for funeral homes.
Yes. Yeah. Funeral homes and reservation. And he knows he looks at so many bodies that
he embalms that he looks at. I don't know how he knows that they've clotted the blood.
He said the blood is not normal. Like of all these people that he's embalming, 50% of them
have blood clots. And he says it's he did not see it until vaccines started. Was it
the blood or the blood vessel inflammation? He just said blood clotting. And he's an embalmer.
And so this investigative journalist went through it went to other embalmers. So he
interviewed three different embalmers and said, are you noticing anything differently
in the bodies that you're processing for? You know, that all three of them said the
same thing. This is not normal. That's interesting. Something's going on. Guys, this is not the
only I mean, these things are coming from everywhere. Like there are doctors that are
speaking up and getting censored. There are kids that are dying. They said this is another
article I read. There were two high school basketball players, right, 15 and 17, that
collapsed and died in a game. Two on the same day. Same team? No, not the same team, but
two on the same day. That does happen. No, it doesn't. It does. It happened here in Plano.
No, but they were going through the stats of what it would take for two basketball players
of teenage, you know, dying on the same day. And they were and they said, well, I tell
you what, Brandon had to astronomical odds. Brandon did it EEG or EK or whatever. EKG?
In eighth grade because of the heart problem, because of athletes dropping dead on the field,
because you have an unknown heart defect. Yes. And so that's a real thing. It is. It
couldn't happen. Yes. And to equate that to the vaccine, I think is a little irresponsible
because it's a real thing and it happens and it happened to a big football player down
in Plano. Yeah, so it does happen. But they're saying two in the same day. Well, who was
saying statistically speaking, it would have happened in the same way. It was a it was
a guy that analyzed statistics. So did they both have the vaccine? So who do you believe?
Do you believe that guy or the fact that that's what that's the problem I'm having is who
do you believe? You seem to believe everything you read on these things. I don't. That support
your opinion. Oh, right. No. So here's the thing. Every every single article. Paul, hold
on every single article that supports my narrative is fucking believe. That's what I mean. That's
what I'm saying. Well, let me say that again. If it supports my narrative, it's truth. Right.
That's what I'm getting at. Well, so are there any questions? That's why CNN is. Are there
any questions? I mean, I have the final say. So you are the new CNN. Yeah. Paul Losey.
Paul Losey. OK, we're ending this podcast right now. Turn off the microphones. He and
I are having a talk. That was actually kind of clever. You like that? You're a dick. So
I don't I don't know if I totally I understand what you're saying. But my point is there
are signs that are coming. There are lots and lots of signs that we have a serious problem.
I know. But are they signs or is it now that this vaccine out there's such a conspiracy
about it, we're finding signs that may not necessarily be there? I don't think so. But
you you you are. I mean, you in defense of what you're right to challenge, even though
I disagree with them. That's true. I mean, if you look hard enough, you're going to find
it right. You know, it's kind of like the mass weapons of destruction in Iraq. You know,
we they said they were there. We look forever. We never found them. No, because they weren't
there. Yeah, right. We found Saddam Hussein sitting in a fucking hole in Mars bars. Yeah,
he was to shit all over his face. Did he have shit on his face? I don't know. I think somebody
said his butt was raw. I thought somebody shed on him. No, they what? They didn't mean
to. They just leaned over the hole and shit in the hole. And he happened to be in it.
Oh, come on. You think he had wet wipes in the hole? I would have wet wipes in the hole.
Wouldn't you want your bung? He didn't have time. He didn't know. I don't think you had
a hole in the probably aloe and medicated running around going, my God, they're after
me. And he didn't have time to grab his wipes and jump in the hole. He had. That's all he
grabbed was wipes. No food. Hold on. Give me my wipes. Let's let's back up into that
that point. So they find that they find Saddam Hussein randomly just searching through these
just they're looking and they're like everyone. I don't think it was. Was it random? It was
random. These guys just come up on a hole that's got no no no and they rip it off.
And no, they shut. That's exactly how it happened. No, somebody ratted him out. How did they
find the Saddam Hussein? Somebody ratted him out. They got to know that somebody that looks
just like Saddam Hussein just jumped down their little hole. Well, so he was in the
hole. But I don't think so. Let's go back to that that era for a moment and go through
the process of what happened afterwards. So they catch his ass crazy and they beat the
fuck out of it. No, they know the US soldiers didn't. They didn't. They turned him over.
They turned him over to the Iraqis. They did more than that. So they hung him. Well, I
was getting there. You just stole the thunder. Son of a bitch. But it was how on the planet.
It was how they done that. How they did the whole thing. They put him. They put him in
a cell and they didn't. They didn't tell him when things were going to happen. They didn't
give him a trial. They get a right of a jury of his peers. You know, they were just like,
you know, they don't do that in the morning. These guys are all out there drinking. You
know what? You know, I don't know what we're going to do with this. He's he's he's in there
right now. You know, they're doing shots. You know, they're fucked up. And they're kind
of like, you know what? Let's go to a motherfucker right now. And so all of a sudden there's
like a dozen people that go into the storm into the jail and they get him and they tie
his ass up and they hang him fucking two, three o'clock in the morning. You know why
they did that? Because they're angry. No, that and they're probably sitting around going,
you know what? If we don't do this now, he's probably going to get off. Yeah. Or someone's
going to break him out. Yeah. If we if we let him go through the courts, the courts
of Iraq, he's probably some bullshit is going to happen. So we better kill him now. So this
thing, Red Dawn, was launched after gaining actionable intelligence identifying two likely
locations of Saddam's whereabouts. They were wandering around going and Wolverine. Hey,
Bob, look down this hole. There's a guy down there. Well, but still they were like, hey,
we got confirmation or we got some sort of lead that they're there in these areas. So
they believe that. But that's just it. They didn't know. They found him in a hole. Yeah.
One assaulter kicked a piece of fluorine to one side, exposing the spider hole. He prepared
to throw a grenade in it and almost suddenly, Hussein appeared. Oh, no. Hey, wait one moment
before you throw it down. The Delta Emperor struck him with the stock. So he just went.
Oh, he had a Glock. So he hit him with the butt of his his rifle to disarm him of his
Glock. Well, of course, he surrendered. Real resistance. He was knocked out. Loser. Along
with the Glock and AK 47 ass wipes and seven hundred fifty thousand dollars. OK. Well,
that's definitive. So he did have that and flushable butt wipes. Does it matter the flush?
Well, you don't want to mess up those Iraqi and sewer lines. He was in a spider hole.
I don't think it mattered. What the hell? No, he does. He takes the wipes and he he
was probably he was probably up to his nice little pods and he disposes them in the sanitary
little thing. So compare that to Gaddafi in Libya. Remember how that went down? How did
the Gaddafi die? So they string his ass up in the streets. So he got chased out of the
palace and he was in a storm drain, hiding in a storm drain. And the people, the local
people dragged him out and killed him. They just find him in a storm. That is a very good
hiding spot. He was running away. I mean, the clown and I think I think he's in the
storm drain. Let's check down there. There's some ice down in there. Look, it's not Saddam
Hussein. No, he's dead. Oh, that must be Gaddafi. Gaddafi was way before Saddam Hussein. No,
I don't think so. Oh, much later. Really? Yeah. What the hell's going on with me? Yeah.
You don't know your history. That was Arab Spring. Super sad. Right. It was Arab Spring.
No, he's being serious. That's where multiple Muslim theocracies fell. Yeah. In Africa.
Northern Africa. Yeah, that's where Libya is. Tripoli. Tunisia. Morocco. Yeah. What
the hell was that? That was from Star Wars. No, it was like a wolf spider. It's the sound
he makes right before you step on it. It was from Star Wars. Okay, why am I not looking
at what happened to Gaddafi? I don't understand. Wow. What is our producer doing? Do we need
to do that? I think it's fun. I think the Internet's down. Did you pay your Internet
bill? Yeah. Libya Gaddafi. I worked today. No problem. Yeah, that's weird. Unless there's
something wrong with that computer. Well, regardless. So we were about to you were about
to lead into the Boba Fett. And weren't you? I was. I was going to say, speaking of Star
Wars, have we are we all cut up on the Boba Fett's? Really? I don't even have Disney Plus.
You don't need it. Well, I don't even have a fire stick. You don't. I thought you said
you brought a brand new one. It got taken away from me. Just log into mine. My son took
it away. Hey, hey, you can buy it. I'm logging to my account. How do I do that? I give you
the password and you like I don't need a fire stick. Yes. Well, you need a Disney app. Well,
you have a smart TV, right? Yes. You have a smart TV. Download the Disney app. I'm listening.
Are you saying you use my Disney number? Oh, wait, only one hundred and forty four people
can stream at the same time. No, I can have up to six people at the same time. So I'd
be one of them. So that's what I'm saying. I mean, it's it's as long as you pick a, you
know, an optus and Preston. Well, you know what? Whatever. We chat about that. But there's
Boba Fett out there. I'll tell you, they Boba Fett has. I haven't seen the Mandalorian.
Well, that's too bad. Well, you need to watch the Mandalorian and you need to go back and
watch the Clone Wars. I know Clone Wars is about six years. Isn't that the animated one
with the girl with the gigantic striped horns? Yes. But it's very well done. So that feeds
into Mandalorian, which, you know, it's painful to watch, too. Yes. The Clone Wars are the
cartoon. There's a lot of the characters are in there. It's. But hold on. I want to make
I want to make sure I'm watching things in the correct order. It's either Star Wars movies.
I've seen them all. But do I need to watch one again before I go to Clone Wars? OK, I
go to. Well, if you watch the first and the way, you know, so you have four, five and
six, right? I came out in the 70s and 80s. What is those are the best? Then you have
one, two, three, which are horrible. And then you have the Clone Wars in between in between
three and four. What is the special forces one? They that was second one. What is it?
Episode two. I can't hear you. Special forces. You guys speak in the mic. Bad batch. It's
a bad batch. I guess because that's after the Clone Wars in the in the bad because if
you watch Bad Batch, which is another Disney Star Wars thing, they introduce the cartoon,
they don't necessarily introduce, but they have what they introduced there. One of the
body bounty hunters. And that's in Boba Fett. No, that's in. He's in Clone Wars. Oh, he's
also in Clone Wars, but he's in Bad Batch, too. Well, he's mainly in Clone Wars. But
I'm just saying because Disney because they just they came out with Bad Batch within the
last year or two. Bad Batch. Bad Batch. Watch Clone Wars first. OK, so I need to watch the
I need to watch Clone Wars, then Bad Batch. Well, and then the Mandalorian, the Mandalorian,
then Boba Boba Boba Boba. Did I'm going to slap the fucking hearing aids out your ears?
Bobo what that? Oh, he's he's Boba Fett. He's triggering me. Yeah. I mean, yeah, granted.
That's exciting. They are they're animated, the cartoons. But if you're in Star Wars,
they're very well done. I am. But I can't get my wife to watch this. Would she watch
this? All full of love stories. Yeah. Just sell it. Look, they're chick flicks. Just
say, hey, there's love story. They're cheesy. They're childish. OK, they're cheesy and childish.
I'll tell them they're Hallmark. Hallmark. It's kind of like the movie. It's kind of
like the movie Solo. All right. Solo is not a fantastic movie. All right. It's got what's
your name in it. But if you're in this dark area, I like if you are a Star Wars fan, you
enjoy the storyline. And that's what's important is learning about the storyline because they
they teach you how Chewbacca and Han Solo that teach about how Han Solo came up with
how they have his Han Solo's name. Hold on. Who and who? Rips. And they and how he got
the Millennium Falcon. And you know, it's just it ties a lot of loose ends up. And it's
just it's just interesting. And I enjoy the hell out of it. Bad Batch. The Star Wars is
a cartoon. I was high rating to wow. Seven point nine. Yeah. Clone Wars was just as high
as well done. It looks just like this. So yeah, it's a storyline. And I'm telling you,
look, it's not it's difficult. The Clone Wars. How many seasons do they have with the Clone
Wars? Six or seven. Yeah, it goes on a while. And that's back when. So for those Star Wars
folk out there, when Anakin was in trials to become a master Jedi, you know, when he
broke away from Obi Wan Kenobi and he well, I guess he was a Jedi and became a Jedi and
he was training Ashoka the is that her name? Ashoka. There's a girl with the big horns.
So yeah, so Anakin was training her. So you actually learn, you know, she learned a lot
too. She's a badass. Yeah, she is. I don't like her voice. The one thing I know that
annoyed me about the show was her voice. Well, who is it that does the voice? Just some actress.
But it's very, very. Yes, it's Lindsay Lohan. Is it Britney Spears? Yes. It's Demi Moore.
Demi Moore. Shut up. Betty White, actually. She died. Oh, the show ended a few years ago.
It's fine. Yes. Thank God she lives on through a soca tonneau. She likes that saber. God.
No, I recommend it. You know, watch the watch the watch the first three movies again and
then get into this. Yes, I just don't have to. You know, it's frustrating. Watch the
first three, four, five, six, one, two, three, the Mandalorian black saber. It's so frustrating.
They don't give a whole lot of backstory on that, do they? Well, they do. They do. They
explain it. They explain exactly where it came from. And but what they don't what they
don't explain is actually they do during the bomb. Don't don't spoil it. The so whoever
wields the sword shit has to had has to they have to be one with the sword is what I'm
getting at. So the Mandalorian who's got it struggles with the sword. That's Arthur. That's
my frustration is that when he's got the sword, you will find during the the the show that
it's difficult for him to pick it up and do certain things because she's like you're fighting
the sword. You need to be one with the sword. And so it's just frustrating because you can
see it and he's picking it up and it's kind of like, oh, well, he's five hundred pounds.
Why is that frustrating? Because you want it to be very fluid. You want him to be like
a Jedi and start cutting. Yeah, but he struggles. OK, well, he struggles because he's not one
with the sword. Just like King Arthur, he can't pull the thing out of the rock unless
he's the guy. Well, yeah, it could be people are sticking things in the rock. Yeah, I knew
it. Yeah, speaking of the rock, he was getting kind of razz for his little wrestling thing.
Well, the rock was like all supporting Joe Rogan. Oh, Joe Rogan, we support you. And
you know, you're you're you're fighting in Spotify and you're right to be able to to
do the First Amendment speech. But when the the N word came out and they had a little
collage of the Joe Rogan N word, which is ridiculous, dropped him like a hot rock. Oh,
man, he came out and he was like talking shit about it. You know, it's shut the fuck up.
First of all, who gives a fuck about you? OK, absolutely true. And when have we ever
had a Super Bowl where a celebrity like does these antics before the game to get the crowd
fired up? What the hell was that? I don't know. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what we don't
need a celebrity to get me pumped up about the Super Bowl. I was at the Dallas Cowboy
to do a playoff game and he played for Miami. Did you guys see it? Did you guys watch the
Dallas Cowboy playoff game? Yes, we were looking for you when they got by the 49ers. Yeah.
Did you? You watched it? Yeah. So right before the game, did you see Michael Irving Irvin?
No, they're not sure that. All right. So did you get the stadium pumped up? Yeah. In the
stadium, he did at least he is a he's a Dallas Cowboy. Yes. Yes. Yes. And he's a former NFL
great. Oh, he's Hall of Fame Hall of Fame. Yeah, that's different. Is he the Hall of
Fame? Yeah, he's in the Hall of Fame. That's a hundred percent Smith and Troy. Are you
sure? Are you sure? Well, I don't know. Didn't he have a drug issue where that kept him out
of it? I think he is in, but I'm not 100 percent. He should be. Is Emmett. He was pretty good.
Yeah, he was. I'm OK with the Hall of Fame 2007. Yeah, I'm OK. Did you say that you
were somewhere in his like his dick was hanging out all over the place? Yeah, it was his bedroom.
No, it was his Paul. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was in my bedroom with his dick hanging out. Yeah.
No, no, no, I know. I know. I know. I heard that story. So I was I knew a guy who was
my CIO and he was at some posh. He's a member of some posh, live lifetime fitness kind of
bullshit. And he would tell stories about Michael Irving. We get done working out and he'd be
sprawled out on the couch. Helicoptering. You didn't have to have this anaconda, you know,
rubbing the floor. He was not ashamed to show his manhood at all. You know, the and even
even my my my my CIO was like kind of making fun of him. He was like, did you get turned
on? I get it. I couldn't mean I didn't get turned on. No, you're CIO. I didn't ask him
that. Oh, yeah. That would have been an awkward question. You know, it's awkward period. I
mean, any guys hanging out with guys with your ding ding hanging out? Come on. Yeah,
too much. And especially like posing like Burt Reynolds and Playgirl, you know, where
you just. Oh, yeah. Oh, you just slipper self conscious. Spread eagle with his arms up on
the couch. It's inappropriate. Feet behind the head. Yeah. I mean, dude, when you get
a sauna, I don't think you put yourself put a towel around you because, you know, when
people get the sauna, they sit on the bare wooden planks and they always leave these
stupid shit stains. Did you say feet behind the ears? Is that what you said? He's not
in deep strike pose. Yeah. What? I don't know what your deep strike. I don't know what the
hold on behind the ears. Let's let's let's move from the feet strike to what would you
call it? What is called deep strike or deep impact or something? I don't know. It's got
a name. All right. I've never heard that. You know, what's very interesting is that Michael
Irving got in the Hall of Fame in two thousand seven. Do you know Emmett Smith did make the
Hall of Fame until 2010? He played longer. That's because he really didn't have that
great a career, to be honest. Yeah. Emmett Smith. Yeah. He's too short. I think he also
played longer and fumbled a lot. Take it back. He's bald. And Dion Sanders later made it
in 2011. Yeah, you can't. That's you're not eligible till five years after you quit or
retire. Right. So I think Irvin retired first, obviously, because Emmett went played for
Arizona for a year. That's true. Yeah, that didn't go well. Michael Irvin, actually, he
he retired in 2000. So he didn't get into 2007. 2007. Yeah. So I think it's five years
you're eligible. So did he not get in on the first ballot? Well, he I'm sorry. I don't
know. So you said every five years, I think it's I think you're to become eligible after
five years. But they have Hall of Fame every year. Correct. Well, I don't become eligible
after five years after you retire. So I thought it was interesting. I saw you saying that
Emmett Smith just didn't he retired after Michael Irving. What, three years later, right?
Yeah, Emmett Smith got beat the hell up that man. He was I bet his body just eggs. Well,
he was at the Super Bowl. He looked pretty. Who's he with? He was like, I don't know if
it was even what the language was that he was with a younger person. And I don't know
if it was his daughter or, you know, I didn't want to disrespect him saying he's with a
younger woman. But he was either with a dollar daughter or a younger woman. And he had a
little cocktail on his hands. So he was up in the elite area. Yeah. Yeah. And then I
think it's funny that I've seen some videos of of all the celebrities who were there with
no masks, no mask, none of them. And then all the kids the next day had to go to school
with masks. Oh, yeah. And you know what? They were people. Here's the here's what's refreshing.
I don't agree with them. But the the mask psychos, the liberal leftist mass psychos,
they're even he'd been on. You know what I mean? Like for the celebrities? Yeah. For
the celebrities, meaning they don't create an exception for the celebrities. They even
like dog on them and go, what the hell are you doing? Right. And then they have, you
know, the right people who are the right meaning right wing, the right side, whatever they
call it, the hypocrisy of the hypocrisy of it. Yeah. And Lebron, Lebron, John, John,
Lebron, Lebron, Lebron, John, John, John. Yeah, he also didn't have a mask on or who
who are the other people? All of them. Damon, Ben Affleck, J. Lo, I see Justin Bieber.
They showed them all right. Right. Again, I don't even give a fuck. And I don't want
to shame them. I don't care. I just I just want to hate it. I just want I care. I care
if they come out and shut the fuck up. At the same time, they're like everyone needs
to wear masks. But but do they have we ever heard any of those the mayor of L.A. has he's
been busted twice. Oh, yeah. I'm OK. During the AFC or the NFC championship game. Remember
the pictures with Magic Johnson and they came out here to get shitty goes. Well, I held
my breath. What an idiot. I didn't inhale. Yeah, I didn't inhale. I didn't swallow my
breath. I went down, but I didn't swallow. I was wearing a prophylaxis. But there's there.
But there's footage of him again. I and Super Bowl of no mask. And he comes out and is enforcing
the mandate. I have a problem. I have a major problem with our problem with that. Yeah,
like me, if I was if I was seen without masks, I don't want anyone to have to wear a mask
unless you want to. Right. And you know, and that's a good point. We shouldn't be judging
celebrities that really I mean, if they thought it was stupid to wear a mask, they didn't
want to wear a mask and they were told they didn't have to wear a mask. Kudos to them.
But the next day they came out and says, yeah, I support the mandate. 100 percent different.
Yep. That's a problem. So I thought I thought the Super Bowl was in L.A. It was. It was.
So why are you wearing their masks? The Rams had a home game. So when the was the home
team, though, how come they were wearing masks? I didn't see masks. They made an exception,
I'm sure, because they figured out that people attending football games cannot possibly spread
covid. Yeah. Oh, maybe they followed the science, but you can in schools. Oh, yeah. No, it's
it's catastrophic. It's it's kind of like you take them off. It's kind of like diplomatic
immunity. You're at the table. There's like a disinvisible barrier that goes through.
All right. So basically, it's an embassy. And it's separate from the the rules of California.
Oh, like immunity. Yeah. Basically, because because there was talk. What is a Game of
Thrones? Yes, because there was talk that was not the weapon. That was lethal. No, it
was horrible. Diplomatic. Because there was talk about a month ago that their music is
California, L.A. didn't change their rules. They were thinking about moving the Super
Bowl to AT&T Stadium here in Dallas. If they didn't change all about mask, about mass and
the amount of people that can attend. And there is more hypocrisy. Yeah. So I mean,
it's about saving lives. Really. It's about making money. Oh, shut the hell up. OK. So
that was about a month out. And they're like, we need to make a decision. L.A., are you
going to change for the Super Bowl or are we going to move it? Yeah, they change. They
change. I'm going to go into the last topic, which I think is riveting. Bob Saget. Remember
how he passed away? No, he's on my death list. I know. Hold on. There's really weird
circumstances about his death. He fell, didn't he? Yeah. So multiple corners have been evaluating
his his corner report. And it was catastrophic head trauma. It's not something you just fall
down and bump your head and go to bed because, oh, wow, I feel so bad. They're saying is
the equivalent of a car wreck or a bat to the head. No. But if he's what in the hell
are they trying to hide here? If he slipped in the bathroom and he fell and hit his head
on the toilet or the edge of the toilet or sink, that would do it. Yeah. But then you
wake up, you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no wake up and say, fuck. It's
a crawl to the phone. Nine one one. Well, not if you're knocked out. So he was crawling
to the phone. Maybe he didn't. Maybe he laid. They found him on the bed. Yeah. The supine
position. What? Oh, so what he did is he fell down supine supine. Well, it's similar to
the command supine. Is that like? No, I was thinking that missionary by yourself. It's
lame there. Supine supine supine position. Is that a sex position? No. By yourself? Supine
position. Why do you? Why do you like that? Why do you? Why can't you just say like flat?
Again, why do you know? Why do you know shit like this? I don't see. It is specifically
with your feet up, the head up. That's how I sleep at night. Yeah. So you're in the supine
position. So you're in the doctor's office going, oh, you know what? I was sleeping in
the supine position, doctor. I need you to get in the go on and perhaps no one's ever
said that word in my office before. Why would you know that word? Why don't you know it?
I don't know. Mr. Jeff, before you get into the prone position, please remove your panties.
Hold on. Is this an SAT vocabulary? No, I don't get it. I don't get you. See the prone
and the supine. That's what happens when you're a product of your books you read. Well, that's
what I'm going to say to my wife, honey, get in the prone position. You're mine tonight.
For the next two minutes. You're mine. I'm prone. So if anybody's wondering prone is
laying face down with your head to the side, I guess with the head. Otherwise, you're like
prone is with your head in the pillow and supine supine is with your you're laying on
your back on time and you're staring at the ceiling wondering, is she going to make a
move? So what is it called when you're in the supine position and your legs are up in
the air? Is that what you call the the death? The death stroke? That's called deep strike.
Deep strike. So yeah, that's deep deep strike is when you're in supine position with your
your heels behind your ears. When you're on your back with your your feet behind your
ears, it's deep strike. Oh, God. But I see where that's going, though. Yes. Yes. I've
done a deep strike many times. That's how you can get deeper. That's how they found
Bob Sagan on the bed. Supine in the supine position. Well, maybe somebody hit him with
a bat and then they put him on the bed. Could be. I mean, I don't know. What the hell? But
I only went halfway in. What? What? Just Bob Saget. Whoa, easy. So no, because he was a
deep strike. So what are you talking about? So he got hit in the head. There's killed
Bob Saget saying his head was like in bad, bad shape. So I mean, he had bleeding across
both sides of his brain. The significance of his injuries has complicated the picture
of his death. I'm telling you, we say he was murdered. I think he was murdered. Oh, well,
do you think the Olsen twins went after him? He sexually harassed them as children? I don't
know. I mean, strange, strange, double teamed him. And I'm just saying, I'm just saying
something weird about the whole thing. But he could have fallen, slipped, hit his head
and then crawled onto the bed into supine position and then died.
Yes, he could have. I guess it's possible. I mean, I don't know. It's just very odd.
So give it six months. It'll take a long time for him to figure all this out. You have seen
all kinds. I just watched a TikTok of a woman. Do you know how Taylor, you have long hair.
You know, Austin, you have longer hair. If you want to take your hair and throw it back,
some people will bring their head down really forward fast and then throw their head back.
It's like a whiplash. I saw a TikTok of this lady and she hit her head on a bathroom granite
countertop and. Did it knock her out? No, but you heard they have a little audio overlay.
And when she comes down, you hear the and you hear these monks in the background.
It's not good. It's not. But my point. My point is, is that maybe he was like people,
people do things and, you know, the shit happens. He's in a hotel. I mean, he could have. He
could have got out of a hot bath, hot shower, blocked out or fell down and fucked his face
up and then woke up and then climbed on the couch. It was like the guy in Thailand. He
was a fixating himself and auto auto asphyxia. Yeah, he was trying to try to capitalize on
that ejaculation. He was pleasuring himself. He something went wrong and he strangled himself.
That is not the first time that's happened. Yeah. Michael Hutchins, an excess lead singer.
Wow. You know what? You said that I still didn't register that he didn't commit suicide.
Now they're saying he did the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. He was he was trying to he's trying
to walk to the 80s and reach that that level. Wow. Yeah. Pass. Not worth it. I'm going to
pass to it's not worth it. You a hard pass as well, Jeff? I'm a hard pass. OK, so none
of us are going to die from erotic asphyxiation. No, I'm glad. However, however. OK, sorry,
I said it wrong. I'm going to be in the supine position if these guys alone, whatever the
hell it is. Yes. Yes. That's the whole point. Nobody was there to save them. Well, that's
what was so I'm thinking, well, you know, maybe I would try to if someone were there
with me. I thought they were choking you. I'm not. I'm not into choking. It's the same
thing, isn't it? The hell you look like you were choking a baby Yoda. What the fuck is
going on? Choking and like Joe Pesci in your lap. What's going on? Put your neck in a noose.
I just want to think how awkward that conversation would be. Hey, guys, I'm going to do that
erotic asphyxiation thing tonight. Do you guys mind hanging out with me while I do that
in case I something goes wrong? Can you watch me make sure nothing happens? Yeah. Yeah.
I'll pass. I'm going to pass. Yeah. Don't ask me, Sean, because I'm going to find that
awkward. What about you, Jeff? Pass. OK, so you can't rely on us. Well, still, I mean,
I don't really want to do it. But I mean, if you're thinking about orgasms and if you're
going to be the minor, yeah, I'm not a pretty good too. Well, I mean, but yeah, but what
if you found out it's kind of like I will never find out unless it's by accident. If
you're eating a steak and it's with salt pepper and then the day you find out that they came
up with a one sauce, you kind of like. What the fuck have I been doing my entire life?
I don't care for what he won. What would you do? So missing the point. Yes, I'm just saying,
my goodness. It's like, you know, it's about chasing the ultimate orgasm. I'm with him on
this one. And you got these windows and you got the hand crank and you're like, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, trying to whine the fucking crank to get the window up and down. All of
a sudden they've got electric windows, which is still great. It's fantastic. But then all
of a sudden they have the auto. So you're saying addition to your say, well, you just
push it. Your death orgasm is like auto windows. No, I'm just saying, well, I have another
analogy. Remember, no, until you tried it. Remember when they used to buy bread that
was not sliced? Yeah, but then you can make it your own thing. Now you can buy sliced
bread. Point taken. So there you go. That's the same analogy to chasing the ultimate or
it's a weak analogy, though. Well, no, they say this is like greatest things in sliced
bread. Well, I know, but sometimes you want a thicker piece. Well, I slice your own. They
say nothing is great. I'm trying to convince the wife. I'm just like, look, you know, anal's
better. It's just it's supposed to be a better orgasm. She's not. She's not buying into it,
though. You should offer to see if it's more important for you. Yeah. Well, you want me
to wear the butt plug? Yeah. Just say in the soup. In the soup, I'm deep. So I'll go buy
a butt plug and say, honey, I'll try it first. I'm not getting the one like you have. You
have this huge one that takes these deep sized batteries. I want like a small one. Good for
you. I want to rotate like this. It's like naked gun. Remember, he starts it. Remember,
it's like what is it like? It's like rotating. Yeah. It's like he pulls the cord. God. And
the thing was and it's ripped. Oh, that was hilarious. All right, dudes like us. Thanks
for enduring this. I'm Sean. Yeah, it was painful. I'm Paul and I'm Jeff. We're going
to refresh.