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Because I did find some AAAs if you need some.

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You're introducing challenges to your technology when you go wireless.

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Why don't you just get a wired one and plug it into your laptop?

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I don't have problems with my wireless stuff.

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I was a little frustrated because last week my other keyboard didn't work.

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This one is working fine.

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It's my login. I forgot my God bless and login.

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Because you know how you save it?

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Login to what?

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To my Gmail.

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Oh, your Gmail?

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Oh, oh.

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Welcome back to the third week of January Edition.

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2022?

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We skipped last week.

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We did skip last week.

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We skipped last week.

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Was it illness or just conflicts?

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Sean had flu-rona.

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I don't want to admit to having corona or Omicron or any of that bullshit.

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It's not a badge of shame.

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It is not a badge of shame. Everybody got it.

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I think I have it right now.

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I had a bug.

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I'm smelling the toilet right now.

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It knocked me out for a little bit.

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I'm not really sure what it was all about.

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The whole world is getting it.

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And the vaccine does nothing to stop it.

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Like I said, I think I have it right now.

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I started probably about dinner time.

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Here's the good thing.

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I've already gotten it, so I'm immune.

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Sean's already gotten it.

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He's immune.

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Austin's a dead man.

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I think Austin had it too.

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Oh, Austin already got it too.

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OK, our producer got it, so he's immune.

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So now we just have to focus on propping you up.

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You feed a lot of bourbon in water.

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Oh, what?

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Bourbon.

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I have some bourbon.

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I don't know how much I'm going to drink tonight.

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I may stay away from the beers tonight.

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Oh, that's fattening.

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Just enjoy the bourbon.

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You know, you don't have to announce that.

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It's kind of a Debbie Downs.

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I'm going to have like a six pack tonight.

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I'm not going to engage or have fun tonight.

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I'm not going to drink anything.

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I'm going to drink less than a gallon this time.

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This is going to be the best podcast ever.

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Thanks, Sean.

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Well, I'll tell you, what really grinds my gears is trying to figure out that freaking

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unicorn of a password for anything that you want to log into.

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it's like, hey, guess what, guys?

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It's time for you to learn your new password.

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Oh my god, I don't remember.

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Do you buy gay laptops that talk to you like that?

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They're special.

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And he changed it to Cortland.

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We changed the password.

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I'd be in your Cortana.

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They're finally coming back, just like the virus.

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The whole world got Omnikron, even though the whole world's vaccinated.

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Now the Pfizer and all of them are looking for an Omnikron vaccine.

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on the on the frickin coronavirus.

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So shut the frickin hole.

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They were all reflecting thinking, God, we and I go on here.

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He is a ding dong.

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They these guys took an oath.

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It's about time that they stand up and make that happen.

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Shut down those.

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The anyway, there's two monocrobial antibody treatment or something like that.

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That's a great that's a great point, because, you know, there's a ton of supplements that

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Why can't you do this treatment is not supported by the FDA?

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I mean, why can't they still administer this?

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Says you're not going to probably hunt down and kill the people that administer the treatment.

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I'm telling you, it's crazy.

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Anyway, you know what?

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I'm going to dive right into the bourbon that we're drinking tonight and get that out of

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the way, because it's a good one.

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I am very proud of this one, because we have looked at it multiple times.

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But you know what?

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We just couldn't spring for it because it was costly or pricey.

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And you know what?

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I this is where I show my devotion and dedication to podcast.

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So my boss, my God, hold on.

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There's a big just figured out my password.

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There's a big story here.

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The big story.

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I go to to Focot de Chow with my team for holiday lunch.

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Did you eat meat?

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I ate nothing but meat, tons of meat.

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I made myself sick because that's what you're supposed to do at Focot de Chow.

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Did you get the meat sweats?

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No, meat sweats.

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You eat so much meat that you're shut the hell up.

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You don't get meat sweats.

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Well, you didn't eat enough then.

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That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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You eat so much that your body just sweats.

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It looks like I can't handle this.

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Eat too much of anything or meat?

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Just meat.

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I don't believe that at all.

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Maybe asparagus.

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Little smell.

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Yeah, it'll smell.

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Anyway, so we're exchanging gifts and I had no idea we were going to exchange gifts, so

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I didn't bring any gifts.

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Stellar, right?

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Yeah.

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But there's me, right?

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What a giver.

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Anyway, I'm making up for it by giving here.

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He, my boss, gives me this very nice TX Barrel-Proof bourbon and what did I do?

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He didn't open it, but straight to podcast.

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Does he know that we taste and sample bourbons?

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I didn't tell him that I took it to podcast with me.

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He knows that we do this.

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Does he know what we do?

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Oh, yeah.

290
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No, no, no.

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I told him I do a podcast.

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Oh, so he knows.

293
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He probably assumed that I took it to podcast.

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So he's listening right now.

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Probably not.

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Live.

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Yeah, no, we don't have any listeners.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's unfortunate.

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So yeah, I agree.

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This one's tasty because we got the regular TX bourbon and we were slightly disappointed

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in it because we all really like the TX Whiskey.

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That's a dessert.

305
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We've talked about that before.

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That's like a great dessert.

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And it's not like the TX...

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Well, this one came across it.

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It didn't have the maple and the pecans, but it sure did.

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My first-hand clinician was, it's very sweet.

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I'm with you.

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Sweet, cinnamon right off the top.

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Absolutely.

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And then all of a sudden you felt the heat, but it wasn't a lingering heat like it wanted

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to, you know, how you drink some bourbon and you're like, oh my God, it's strong.

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No.

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There's no burn on this to me.

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It just kind of rolls off right into the peppery end.

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This is 118 proof.

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Yeah, it's pretty stout.

321
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This is like as stout as it gets, guys.

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I mean, I know we've had a couple that are probably 119 up into the 120s, 130, but...

323
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Well, we had the Blue Note two weeks ago and that one went down pretty smooth too.

324
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Yeah.

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I'm just saying it's rare that it has this, it packs this punch and has this smoothness.

326
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Anyway, so, and this is Texas, right?

327
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Yeah.

328
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Do we know where they're located?

329
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No, we do not.

330
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No, we do not.

331
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Where is the TX bourbon distillery, Mr. Producer?

332
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As in, is it a like day trip we could do?

333
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I would love to do a day trip to that distillery.

334
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That would be a lot of fun.

335
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But you know, we just don't know where it is.

336
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That's the challenge.

337
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Somewhere in Texas though.

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Visit, visit, Whiskey Ranch.

339
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Which means it's probably within...

340
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It's Bent, B-E-N-D-T Distilling Company.

341
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In Louisville?

342
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It's in Louisville, yeah.

343
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Are you kidding me?

344
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Oh my God, that's 25 minutes away.

345
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That's not very exciting.

346
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That's very exciting.

347
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225 South Charles Street.

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Whiskey Ranch is located 10 minutes southeast of downtown Fort Worth and is situated on

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112 acres of historic golf course.

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Southwest of Fort Worth.

351
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Did it say southwest?

352
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Okay, so that's 60 miles away.

353
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It says southeast.

354
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Southeast.

355
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So is that where the...

356
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50 miles.

357
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So that's Whiskey Ranch.

358
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Yeah, that's where you book your events.

359
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So book a tour.

360
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Where are these distilleries?

361
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So well, it says here, the stylish distillery featuring handcrafted whiskeys, guided tours,

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handcrafted cocktail, bar and live music is B-E-N-D-T Distilling Company.

363
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Okay.

364
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Yeah, it's the Glen Garden Country Club.

365
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The former ground.

366
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So it is.

367
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That's down there in southeast.

368
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Is that down there by Midloseon?

369
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Holy crap, so they've got two different locations for this?

370
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I bet the grapevine is just a tasting room.

371
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Probably.

372
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Or a store.

373
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You mean Louisville?

374
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Or Louisville, yeah.

375
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So the actual tour says we are not currently booking whisky tours.

376
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Oh, because of COVID, so dangerous.

377
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Bastards.

378
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Yeah, I guess so.

379
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So we need to keep an eye on that.

380
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Very nice.

381
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All right, we got to go there.

382
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Because I tell you what, it's good.

383
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I'm impressed.

384
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I wonder how long it's been aged.

385
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I wish they would say that.

386
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I don't know.

387
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That should be important.

388
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It does.

389
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It says it on the bottle.

390
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Does it really?

391
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Yeah, it's like 4.4 years.

392
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Mr. Producer, how long on the bottle does it say that this has been aged?

393
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Four?

394
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Four years.

395
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Does it say 4.4 or just say four?

396
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No, there is no.4.

397
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They don't do that kind of stuff.

398
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No, I thought it had a.4.

399
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No, they round down.

400
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So what's.4 of a year?

401
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That'd be April.

402
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No, July?

403
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Oh, fuck that.

404
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.4 is...

405
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000
.5 would be half, right?

406
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So that'd be June and June-July.

407
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Good Lord.

408
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Anyway, we're not mathematicians, right?

409
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We're podcasters.

410
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We're algebraists.

411
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OK, I want to share a story, a DMV story.

412
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Oh, I'm done with those.

413
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Unless I have to redo my license.

414
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What do I have to do?

415
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Everyone does.

416
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So check this.

417
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I'll try to make this a quick story.

418
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I think I may do it and bring a smuggler's delight.

419
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000
So my son turned 16 a year ago.

420
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So he's 17 now.

421
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Right.

422
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Well, close.

423
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000
It may.

424
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So he's like, OK, well, no, actually, he had no interest.

425
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,000
And I don't know if you guys experienced this, but he had no interest in getting a license,

426
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no interest in getting a permit.

427
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
I was like, what the hell?

428
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
I'm driving you every single day to the skate park.

429
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You're getting a license because I'm not dealing with this every day.

430
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Yeah, Brandon.

431
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Yeah, well, your son does stuff far away.

432
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I know my oldest.

433
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He was probably almost 17 when he got his license.

434
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I don't understand that at all.

435
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I think maybe we've covered this before, but our generation, dude, I was chomping at the

436
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I was 15 with the learner's permit.

437
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Right.

438
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Right.

439
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Me too.

440
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And then right at 16, you take the courses, you get your thing and your test and you're

441
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done.

442
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Oh, hell yeah.

443
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I was like, and then when I started driving by myself, I was like jacking my music.

444
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I had the windows down and I was like I was like the tears were flowing out of my well,

445
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no, no tears because I was a young strong man.

446
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But I was I was super happy.

447
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You drive like an Opel or something weird like that.

448
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That I drove.

449
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Yeah.

450
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
A 1976 Mercury Cougar.

451
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
I could have killed everyone.

452
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That's a tank.

453
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Exactly.

454
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Yeah.

455
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No, that's right.

456
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Hell yeah.

457
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Someone who drove.

458
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Anyways, we were talking about it one time.

459
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So check this small car.

460
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So we force Brody, my son, my youngest son, we force him to go to the GMB.

461
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We set up an appointment, which by the way, with COVID, it was like, you know, look at

462
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that thing.

463
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Yeah.

464
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COVID was like, you got to set your appointment like way out, way out in the future.

465
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Right.

466
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And they give you a checklist and you're like, don't screw this up.

467
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Right.

468
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You got one chance.

469
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We screwed it up once.

470
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Oh, you got one appointment.

471
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
You got one chance.

472
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You got a checklist.

473
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
You better have that shit down.

474
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Yep.

475
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And so my like my wife and I are like, okay, okay.

476
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Like we're game planning.

477
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Like it's like, like a war games.

478
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Right.

479
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
What is they require so much paperwork?

480
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It's crazy.

481
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I was like, okay, what do you have?

482
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Blood sample.

483
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Do you have that?

484
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You have to be right.

485
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And a check check and Shelley had the checklist and she had them checked off and she goes,

486
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all right, here you go.

487
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You got to do this because she's a teacher.

488
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She doesn't have a lot of flexibility during the day.

489
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I did.

490
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So here we go.

491
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We're going to Plano.

492
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We go.

493
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Oh, there it is.

494
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
That's my car.

495
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
The 1976 Cougar.

496
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
It was yellow.

497
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000
No, it was black until somebody threw eggs at it.

498
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And then they wherever the eggs hit, they were red.

499
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
It ate the paint off.

500
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Oh yeah.

501
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
The eggs will and it was red underneath where the eggs hit.

502
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So it had like pimples or something.

503
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Anyway, so I go to Plano.

504
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I go to Plano and we're like, all ready to go.

505
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I got everything all lined up and she's like, um, V O E verification of education.

506
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Right.

507
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Because of my son's homeschooled.

508
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Right.

509
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
He's homeschooled.

510
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And so I'm looking at the piece of paper is like totally says Brody Boba and she's like,

511
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okay, there's a couple of problems with this V O E.

512
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First off, it doesn't say that he's in good standing and that the letter.

513
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Oh, that's what it was.

514
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It doesn't say he's in good standing and it has to say something, something, something

515
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
else.

516
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Right.

517
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And I'm like, what?

518
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
And she's like, I'll tell you what, though, you know, instead of you having to rebook

519
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,000
your appointment, like 23 years in the future, right.

520
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000
You know, just come here at eight o'clock, blah, blah, blah.

521
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,000
And so in and so so I reach out to the company.

522
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I was like, I need you to resend the letter.

523
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I need you to put this stuff in it.

524
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Right.

525
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And so they do that, but they don't change the date.

526
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Right.

527
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000
And so we get there and she's like, oh, this is expired.

528
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
It has to be within the last 30 days.

529
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
The letter from the school that he's enrolled in.

530
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Right.

531
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
And I'm like, matter.

532
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Exactly.

533
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I'm like, this is a fucking 16 year old trying to get a Lerner's permit.

534
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
I mean, we're not trying to vote.

535
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Right.

536
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Oh, wait.

537
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
No voting.

538
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
You would not need anything.

539
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Right.

540
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
No ID.

541
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Just walk in.

542
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Just walk in multiple times.

543
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Yeah.

544
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Yeah.

545
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
And I'm just like, it's crazy.

546
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Right.

547
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
So then here we go again.

548
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000
I have to schedule another appointment because I got to get a new letter and I got to time

549
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:59,000
the letter to be at the appointment so that it's not 30 days expired.

550
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Right.

551
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,500
And then I look at the Plano thing and it's like, they're six months out.

552
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,500
Right.

553
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,500
So I picked Sherman.

554
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,500
Yep.

555
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,920
Sherman.

556
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,000
And I've got the letter.

557
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,760
I go, I go to Sherman.

558
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,760
I'm ready to go.

559
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,760
We walk in.

560
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,760
He's like, all right, so what's going on?

561
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,000
I said, I've already paid for it.

562
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,640
He's like gotten his picture taken.

563
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640
Like we're good to go.

564
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,440
I just need to give you this letter.

565
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,200
And he's like, oh, this is highly unusual.

566
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,240
And I'm like, oh shit.

567
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,520
I knew something was going to happen.

568
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,200
He's like, but I'm going to take you to the highly unusual person.

569
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,480
And I'm like, okay, I can handle that.

570
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,960
Super friendly, like Plano was rude.

571
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,160
Like what are you here for?

572
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,160
What's this letter for?

573
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,160
What do you want?

574
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160
Right.

575
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,160
I mean, totally rude.

576
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,160
Why make it hard?

577
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,160
I don't get it.

578
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,160
Don't get it.

579
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,160
Don't get me started on that.

580
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,160
These are government employees.

581
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,160
I pay their damn salaries, right?

582
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,160
Don't you guys?

583
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160
You work for me.

584
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,160
You should have said that.

585
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,160
You work for me.

586
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160
You work for me, man.

587
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,120
Anyway, so get to super friendly, super friendly in Sherman.

588
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,120
No, it's not.

589
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,120
Super friendly.

590
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120
No, it doesn't.

591
00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:03,280
He says, I'm sorry, the application is expired because it's been 60 days.

592
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,280
The application.

593
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,080
So I have to start the whole thing over.

594
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,880
And then he goes, oh, well, hold on.

595
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,880
And he goes back again.

596
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,040
He goes and he comes back and goes, oh, good news.

597
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,040
It's 90 days and you're within the 90 days.

598
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,240
And I'm like, this is, you know what I'm saying?

599
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,280
I mean, what the?

600
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:23,480
Anyway, finally we get in line and they give us a number that is like, they call the number

601
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,240
and we're the next number.

602
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,200
And there's like a shitload of people in there.

603
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
Right.

604
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200
And I'm like, oh, shit.

605
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,200
They like threw us to the top.

606
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,200
The unusual line.

607
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200
So they put us to the top.

608
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,200
Right.

609
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,200
You were the top of the unusual.

610
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,200
Right.

611
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,720
And then I told I told Brody, like we're separated by the they have the chair six feet apart

612
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,280
because, you know, social distancing.

613
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,280
Right.

614
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,800
You know, just in case, you know, there's a covid outbreak at DMV.

615
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,800
Yeah.

616
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,720
Anyway, so I'm telling you, I thought the rule of thumb is that if you could smell the

617
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,840
fart of the person next to you, then whatever mask you're wearing isn't working.

618
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,840
Yeah.

619
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,840
That's pretty much.

620
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,840
Is that true?

621
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,840
Yeah.

622
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840
Well, the N95 doesn't stop parts either.

623
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,840
Well, then, you know, it doesn't stop the covid.

624
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840
Yeah.

625
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,840
Yeah.

626
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,840
Thanks.

627
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,840
Thanks for sharing that show.

628
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,840
Deep thoughts.

629
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,840
Very, very deep thoughts.

630
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:08,840
So I whisper to him, we're next.

631
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,840
He's like, what?

632
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,840
How is that possible?

633
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840
I go, I don't know.

634
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,840
I bought in the ticket.

635
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,840
We're next.

636
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:21,080
They call us and the guy they they say now serving and this guy starts to starts to,

637
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,720
you know, move around next to him.

638
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,040
And and I didn't even notice it because I was so excited.

639
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,400
They called my number and we race up there and he goes, he goes, Dad, that guy was so

640
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,400
pissed off.

641
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400
I was like, what are you talking about?

642
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:37,240
He goes, he goes, what the what the what the what the like when we got up and went way

643
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,840
in front like like, I don't know, 30 minutes in front of him.

644
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,840
Right.

645
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,840
Anyway, was it white privilege?

646
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,840
Oh, total.

647
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,840
That's what I was thinking.

648
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,840
Right.

649
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,840
Could be a white privilege.

650
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,840
I was like, son, you're white.

651
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,840
I'm white.

652
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,840
This is what we get.

653
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,840
The other guy was white.

654
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,840
This is how it works.

655
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,560
Do you have a hole punch when you showed up and is I'd like to cash in my white privilege

656
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,560
card.

657
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,560
Yeah.

658
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,560
She was like, oh, hi, you're white.

659
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,960
You come on up subway sandwich.

660
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,960
Here you go.

661
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,440
As you ran through the dooms to get the frickin learner's permit.

662
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,440
Right.

663
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,440
Yeah.

664
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,440
They give it all.

665
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,440
Trust me.

666
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,440
They made me work for this one.

667
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,440
Anyway.

668
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,440
So yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, done.

669
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,440
We're there for six minutes.

670
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,440
Out the door.

671
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,440
Boom.

672
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,440
Yeah, I have done.

673
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,440
It was nuts.

674
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,320
I wonder I have to renew my license this year.

675
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,600
Do I have to get if you do it early, you can do it online.

676
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,360
If you wait, if you procrastinate, screwed, you got to go in.

677
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,480
Now, if you if you you get a certain point where you can't renew it online, I can have

678
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,960
to go in and they have to do it.

679
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,960
I'm saying you procrastinate.

680
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,960
No.

681
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,120
Oh, you're only allowed to do it online once.

682
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,120
Then you have to go in.

683
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,120
Yeah.

684
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,200
But also, if I renewed it online last time, so now I have to go in.

685
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:45,200
And also, if you're a sexual predator or a felon, that also causes a delay.

686
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,200
Oh, that could be.

687
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,640
So I don't know if that applied to you.

688
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,320
No, I went online and renewed last time.

689
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,320
Oh, OK.

690
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,240
So it wasn't every six years.

691
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,360
It wasn't the other scenario.

692
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,360
So it's 12 years.

693
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,360
Every 12 years you have to go.

694
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,640
It was another sexual thing.

695
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,640
It wasn't predator.

696
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,640
OK.

697
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,640
Victim.

698
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,640
Sexual victims.

699
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,640
Yes.

700
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,640
So do I have to make an appointment?

701
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,640
Do I just go in?

702
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,640
Yeah, you got to make an appointment, of course.

703
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,640
Just to renew my license.

704
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,640
You have COVID, for God's sake.

705
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,640
You have Omnikron.

706
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,640
You can just walk in there.

707
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,640
I won't have it then.

708
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,640
Oh, good point.

709
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,640
Yeah.

710
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,560
So is it every other time?

711
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,040
So it's every other.

712
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,040
Correct.

713
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,040
License.

714
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,600
So if you renewed your license online this time, you have to go in next time.

715
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,400
But you still have to do an appointment.

716
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,400
OK.

717
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,400
That's what I need to know.

718
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,400
Just jump on it.

719
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,640
Because it's been 12 years since I've had to do it.

720
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,880
And it was different back then.

721
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,880
So yeah.

722
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,080
Yeah, they had VHS players back then.

723
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,080
Yeah.

724
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,440
And you're going to have to redo the driving test, which I'm a little worried about.

725
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,440
Yeah.

726
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,440
With you.

727
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,440
Could be.

728
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,440
No, in your bag.

729
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,440
Every time we go to Total Wine, I cringe.

730
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,440
I'll do it.

731
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,440
Backs into the spot.

732
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,120
He drives a fucking tank.

733
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,120
And he's like knocking.

734
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,120
I mean, literally a tank.

735
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:54,000
And it's the windows on the other cars like, oh, don't worry about that.

736
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
It's only the tent.

737
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Got the big ass bumpers.

738
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Yeah.

739
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
It's not going to hurt my car.

740
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
I got chrome.

741
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
OK.

742
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,920
Anyway, I just wanted to share my DMV story.

743
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,280
So I do think I have to take the eye test, but I don't think I have to do anything else.

744
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280
OK.

745
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,280
My eyes are much worse now.

746
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280
Boom, boom, boom.

747
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,280
In and out.

748
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,440
I had two experiences at the DMV and they were in and out.

749
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,440
Very simple.

750
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,320
That's because you're an illegal alien.

751
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,880
Well, I took both my sons and it was scheduled.

752
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,720
It was in and out.

753
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,720
Real simple.

754
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,720
Nice.

755
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,720
Good for you.

756
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,200
Apparently you don't go to school.

757
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,200
He's bragging.

758
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,240
If you're home school, they scrutinize you.

759
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:39,040
Well, you know, you didn't fit in the box.

760
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,200
This is highly unusual.

761
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,760
Oh my God.

762
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,360
I would have lost my shit.

763
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,880
No, he was super friendly.

764
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,760
I was like and I was like, I just kind of, you know, like a snail.

765
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,480
I crawled into my my shell because I was like, this is going to be a two hour ordeal.

766
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:59,280
Well, that's the reason why they have to come back and do another appointment.

767
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,640
And then and then he followed up with, but I'm going to take you to the unusual person.

768
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:08,600
And I was like, whoa, for the line with his government people, they don't have a quota

769
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,200
that says you need to get through 50 people today.

770
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,960
No, they can sit there for eight, eight hours.

771
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,960
They would be happy to see one person and sending them away at the end of the day.

772
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,960
Yeah.

773
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,960
So they don't.

774
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,560
If it was me, they should say, all right, each person needs to get 50 people out today.

775
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,560
Nice.

776
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,560
And they get a bonus.

777
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,760
Well, they get an Amazon gift card.

778
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,760
No, they get it.

779
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,760
They get their paycheck.

780
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,760
No.

781
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,760
Whoa.

782
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,760
That's it.

783
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,760
I was at forty nine three weeks in a row.

784
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,760
You get to get paid.

785
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,760
I didn't get paid, honey.

786
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,760
I'm sorry.

787
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,760
Yeah.

788
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,680
This this Iranian dude had a weird situation.

789
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,320
I tried to get him through the system.

790
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,120
Very highly unusual.

791
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,120
I missed the cutoff.

792
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,120
Well, sucks.

793
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120
Yeah.

794
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,400
No, just like every other job.

795
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,760
I mean, you have you have goals, you have metrics, you have shit that you say I'm doing

796
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,760
a good job.

797
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,760
DMV does not do a good job.

798
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,760
No, they don't.

799
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,040
But Sherman does a better job than Plano, I would tell you right now.

800
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,040
Yeah.

801
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,520
Well, I think I have to go to the McKinney, I think, to get my license.

802
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:11,200
I think I don't think you're not challenged with the covid and stuff.

803
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,800
It seemed to have worked very well when I was there before covid started and I took

804
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800
my first time.

805
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,800
It was easy.

806
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:18,800
Yeah.

807
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,360
I mean, and then covid changed everything.

808
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,280
Well, I mean, it changed it somewhat from your experience.

809
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:31,080
But you know, when I would took Preston down there, I mean, we were there maybe 30 minutes,

810
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,520
you know, because we were scheduled.

811
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,560
We are the only white people there.

812
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,560
There were no there were at least four.

813
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,560
I'm kidding.

814
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,720
You know, that's one thing that's nice about the DMV.

815
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,060
They don't they they don't discriminate.

816
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,060
They hate everyone.

817
00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:48,060
Yeah, they hate everyone.

818
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:49,060
Yeah.

819
00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:50,280
So they're all miserable.

820
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,480
They'll run white people through the same wringer as anyone else.

821
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,480
I didn't get that.

822
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,480
And you know what?

823
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,480
And that's refreshing.

824
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,480
They weren't miserable.

825
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,920
Everyone should feel the pain.

826
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,440
They were nice.

827
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,200
We had like I had a I don't remember.

828
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:09,000
I had some issues with we forgot got something and they were just like, I don't worry about

829
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
it.

830
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
I'm fine.

831
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Really?

832
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Yeah, I forget what it was.

833
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,280
But they were just like, you know, you know, do well, do you know what it is?

834
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,920
And I was like, yeah, I forgot exactly what it was meant.

835
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920
No problem.

836
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,440
It was just I did not have that experience at all.

837
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,640
No, no, that's too.

838
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,640
That's too bad.

839
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,040
So I'm gonna take a day off to get my license renewed.

840
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,160
If you take all day.

841
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,160
Yeah.

842
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,760
Well, what if it's scheduled?

843
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,120
Well, I'll tell you what, if it doesn't take all day, then you can you know, you can add

844
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,120
it.

845
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,120
You can you can.

846
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,120
How about that?

847
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,520
Or you can run more stuff through the CNC machine.

848
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,840
Yeah, it makes more coasters.

849
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,200
Yeah, make more coasters.

850
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,640
You know, you can be productive.

851
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,640
Come and take it flags.

852
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,640
There you go.

853
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,640
Perfect.

854
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,640
Yeah.

855
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,640
Yeah.

856
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,280
So I'll tell you what, we'll help you out with planning your day.

857
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,280
Perfect.

858
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,280
Sounds good.

859
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280
All right.

860
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,440
So it sounds like you're you're coming down with something right now, Jeff.

861
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,440
Right.

862
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,440
Yeah.

863
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,080
He's fading as you as the minutes go by, I'm feeling worse and worse.

864
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,080
So I'm not.

865
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,080
That sucks.

866
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,080
Great.

867
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,080
I got a where you were last week.

868
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,080
I was like, I'm not sure.

869
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,880
I got a where you were last week.

870
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,200
I had a we're fine.

871
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,760
I think I had an opportunity to go to.

872
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,720
So I just got over the the bug.

873
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:21,000
We started this program off and I think I got mine at the Cowboy Game.

874
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,400
I think I don't know.

875
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,720
The time works out well because I started feeling like poop Tuesday night.

876
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,400
So would you say it was an emotional thing?

877
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,400
No.

878
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,680
After the Cowboy Celebrating the win, right?

879
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,240
Dude, I'm not like you turn into a fucking vagina.

880
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,240
We go.

881
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,240
Bring it on.

882
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:43,280
OK, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, and you're like, oh, wait, hold on.

883
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,600
Let me prepare the audience.

884
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,560
So we're going to amp up this podcast very quickly.

885
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,160
So the tension is going to go through the roof.

886
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,360
We're going to have some very sharp words.

887
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,360
Be ready.

888
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,360
Go, Sean.

889
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360
What do you got?

890
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,440
Well, well, first of all, your titan suck.

891
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,440
OK.

892
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,440
All right.

893
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,440
So let's start right there.

894
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,920
He's like, oh, but look at me, my titans.

895
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,480
But first, you know what?

896
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,480
OK.

897
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,800
Even a blind chicken could get us the fucking colonel every now and then.

898
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,120
Both number one seeds lost.

899
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Yes, they did.

900
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,000
I couldn't believe the Packers lost to the 49ers.

901
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
They look like shit.

902
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
That was unbelievable.

903
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Unbelievable.

904
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Yeah, they look like shit.

905
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
I couldn't believe it.

906
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,600
Titans, that one's from like December.

907
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:28,040
But the Bengals disrupted the Titans.

908
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,040
Disrupted.

909
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,040
Wow.

910
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,040
Took them.

911
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,960
And then they had three ridiculous interceptions by Ryan Tannehill.

912
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,320
You guys opened up the game with an interception.

913
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320
I know.

914
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,160
I think that was made up with nine sacks.

915
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,160
Oh, my God.

916
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160
I was so angry.

917
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,160
Yeah.

918
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:46,760
And then I have a nine year old troll friend to have.

919
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,800
Oh, I'm sorry.

920
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,800
Why not say troll?

921
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,840
Sean, the nine year old troll, is texting me.

922
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,840
Whoa.

923
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,280
Yeah, texting me all day long.

924
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,040
Oh, that's not good.

925
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,040
Oh, wow.

926
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,360
Oh, Bengals this.

927
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,360
Bengals that.

928
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,160
He suddenly became the world's greatest Bengal fan.

929
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,160
Can't stand the Titans.

930
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,160
And I don't really understand.

931
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,160
I don't understand.

932
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,640
The Titans are not a team that you can't stand.

933
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,120
They have no history.

934
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,240
The Cowboys are a team that you can't stand because it's quote America's team.

935
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,280
I can't stand you and your Titans.

936
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,320
I am not a obnoxious Titans fan.

937
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320
Oh, my God.

938
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,320
Yes, you are.

939
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,320
Oh, I talked to you.

940
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,320
You had flags.

941
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,320
You had pasties.

942
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,320
You painted your walls.

943
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,320
The day of.

944
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,960
She was dancing around with these Tennessee Titan tassels.

945
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,960
The day of.

946
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,960
Time out.

947
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,640
The day of is when we were getting excited for the game.

948
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,080
Have I ever talked shit about the Titans?

949
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,080
Never write it down.

950
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,080
Have I?

951
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,080
I have not.

952
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,080
That's false.

953
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,080
What are you talking about?

954
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,080
That is completely false.

955
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,080
I talk about shit.

956
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,080
I am not.

957
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,680
I am not an obnoxious Titans fan.

958
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,480
No, I am not.

959
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,480
I think you are.

960
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,560
I don't talk shit about the Titans.

961
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,880
I don't talk shit about the opponents.

962
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,880
I don't.

963
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880
Did you say did you hear me?

964
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,680
We say, oh, the Bengals suck.

965
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,640
They have no business being here or whatever.

966
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,760
I said one thing to you.

967
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,720
I said at least you are not talking shit when they are up by 20.

968
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,240
There are people that are like, oh, yeah, I think we are going to get crushed.

969
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,960
Then suddenly they are winning.

970
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,960
There we go.

971
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,960
Then suddenly they get emboldened.

972
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,840
They are like, oh, yeah, I knew we had you guys the whole time.

973
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840
Let's be honest.

974
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,840
You can't do that.

975
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,080
That is not trash talking.

976
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,760
He had no faith in the Bengals.

977
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,760
I didn't.

978
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,760
Zero.

979
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,520
I had 40 years of what the Bengals are.

980
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,680
I get that.

981
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,800
I respect that.

982
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,320
I don't respect that.

983
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,320
We don't have video.

984
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,320
I don't care.

985
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,600
I don't care who the the Titans were playing.

986
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,440
I know I'm going against the Titans.

987
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,440
I don't get that.

988
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,680
It's because I don't get it.

989
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,400
I'm so sick of you and your fucking tight.

990
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,720
I don't even talk about the Titans.

991
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,840
You know, I literally don't talk about the Titans.

992
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,840
Jeff Fisher.

993
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,840
You always bring them up.

994
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,840
Yeah.

995
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,840
OK, well, I guess what?

996
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,840
Yeah, I have a show.

997
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,280
I have a shrine to Jeff.

998
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,240
This is your guy.

999
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,240
My label.

1000
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,240
Yeah.

1001
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,240
Oh, yeah, Julia Jones.

1002
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,240
Yeah.

1003
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,360
I'm a fan of the multiple Titans coaches.

1004
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,120
So Mark, that.

1005
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,120
Yeah.

1006
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,120
God.

1007
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120
Really?

1008
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,120
Come on, guys.

1009
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,120
I don't talk shit about the Titans.

1010
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,120
I'm a low key fan.

1011
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,120
I really am.

1012
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,600
No, I'm a low key fan.

1013
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,600
No, you're not.

1014
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,600
I went to the Dallas Cowboy Football.

1015
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,600
Yeah.

1016
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,600
It's a scrap experience.

1017
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,560
Well, dude, well, do you really want me to?

1018
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,560
I do.

1019
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560
Right.

1020
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:23,640
Well, because it was actually first of all, ladies and gentlemen, you know what really

1021
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,400
grinds my fucking gears?

1022
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,400
When the Titans get back.

1023
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,800
I mean, oh, God, I don't take it.

1024
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:37,640
Master or any stub hub or any kind of person or entity that that resells the tickets.

1025
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:43,000
I think they need to be pulled out in the parking lot shot with a forty forty dollar

1026
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,680
service charge scalping all that shit needs to go away.

1027
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,120
Ticketmaster is the biggest scam on the planet.

1028
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120
I am.

1029
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,520
There's a lot of bands that are against Ticketmaster.

1030
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,960
They didn't want to go through Ticketmaster.

1031
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:59,920
We ended up forty dollars spending forty dollar service charge convenience fee.

1032
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,320
We ended up spending over seven hundred dollars a ticket.

1033
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,000
And again, you spent three hundred.

1034
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Yeah.

1035
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,200
The dude next to me spent a fraction of that.

1036
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,280
And yeah, you went through the wrong.

1037
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:16,880
It just it's just it's just frustrating because you have you have people out there that want

1038
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,320
to go to the football game.

1039
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,320
And I don't care.

1040
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,480
Look, what if it's a regular season game?

1041
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,480
All right.

1042
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,480
Fine.

1043
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,480
Whatever.

1044
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,480
Any football game?

1045
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,640
I mean, I remember back in hell.

1046
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,640
You know what?

1047
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,080
The last last playoff game I went to was that Miami Dolphins game.

1048
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,360
Was it nineteen nineteen ninety three?

1049
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,360
Nineteen ninety three.

1050
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,920
That was Thanksgiving game.

1051
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,920
Yeah.

1052
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:40,920
Where is the Thanksgiving game?

1053
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,280
The Ice Bowl is what it was called.

1054
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:48,440
So the outlet, Leon let and you know that he was like showboating.

1055
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,040
And who was the dude that came down and chased him down with a big helmet?

1056
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,840
He had the double helmet at the Bills.

1057
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,880
The Dolphins, the Dolphins, the Dolphins.

1058
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,880
Yeah.

1059
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,360
Oh, something in another game where somebody chased him down and knocked it out right at

1060
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,360
the last.

1061
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,760
No, no, let kick the ball this time.

1062
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,760
Right.

1063
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,760
So I can't remember.

1064
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,080
Yeah, but you're talking about 30 years ago.

1065
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,080
He was show.

1066
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,680
But somebody was showboating across the end zone.

1067
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,680
Leon let did it.

1068
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,960
They certainly knocked the ball out of his hand and changed the whole game.

1069
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,720
Yeah, that happens every now and then.

1070
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,520
I know it does.

1071
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,520
So it does.

1072
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:27,200
My point was I remember as far as like the football experience and, you know, the playoff

1073
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,200
games.

1074
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,680
I'm just telling you, you know, when you when you're growing up and you're going to one

1075
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,080
of your first football games, that was like one of my first football games that I went

1076
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,080
to.

1077
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,080
It was fucking cold outside.

1078
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,840
I remember I was wearing these black cowboy boots, ostrich skin.

1079
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,760
Totally not totally the wrong thing to be wearing out in the snow.

1080
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,520
You were like 11 years old and you can afford ostrich boots?

1081
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,800
No, dude, this is like I was in my 20s.

1082
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,480
I was like when we first moved up here, 20 and I was a disc jockey.

1083
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,480
Whatever.

1084
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:59,960
We scored tickets and the tailgating was cool because this is I mean, I've never I didn't

1085
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:04,640
grow up in a in a where we went to football games in an affluent.

1086
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,920
Now you were in El Paso.

1087
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,240
Yeah, we just you know, we didn't have an NFL team in El Paso.

1088
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,240
No, they do not.

1089
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,240
They have the El Paso minors.

1090
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,240
You tap minors.

1091
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,240
Oh, OK.

1092
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,240
The college college.

1093
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,240
They don't have a minor.

1094
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:23,360
I never I never had to be based on experience like tailgating and stuff.

1095
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,360
And it's like a community that I've never seen before.

1096
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,360
You go out to the parking lot.

1097
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,840
They've got people that set up charcoal grills.

1098
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,080
There's coolers.

1099
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,080
I mean, it's fantastic.

1100
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,080
It's fantastic.

1101
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:40,400
I remember we were out there and my buddy had his truck and he didn't have a charcoal

1102
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,400
grill at all.

1103
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:47,880
But what he did is he popped open his his truck and we were wrapping up bratwurst.

1104
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,800
We put it on top of the engine block.

1105
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,440
So we wrap up the wrap up our brothers.

1106
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,960
They were already cooked and you were pre cooked.

1107
00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,960
Warming them up.

1108
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:00,960
Yeah, they're pre cooked bratwurst.

1109
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,520
OK, and so engine wieners.

1110
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,520
I like it.

1111
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,520
Yes.

1112
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,760
So I tell you what I mean on that.

1113
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,520
I mean, they've just popped it up.

1114
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,520
They're aluminum and we have probably 10, 15 guys out there and there was a bunch out

1115
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,320
there that is all in all of it.

1116
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,640
How do you see the engine?

1117
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:21,800
It had a bunch of aluminum foil, little packets of one down.

1118
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,800
It's not going anywhere.

1119
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,120
We're throwing the football out there.

1120
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,040
We're drinking beer.

1121
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,040
It's a lot of fun.

1122
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,960
Oh, I mean, we're just having a blast.

1123
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:35,600
And we went to the game and there was no you know, there were there were no body checks

1124
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,600
for guns.

1125
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,280
You know, we go to the scanners and you go in the game, you have a good time.

1126
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,280
There were no Corona.

1127
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,280
Right.

1128
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,280
Right.

1129
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,280
Distance.

1130
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,280
Actually, there wasn't any distancing.

1131
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,280
But it was.

1132
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,920
Let me ask one question before you go on.

1133
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:55,320
Now, so back then, was it like if you saw a team of fans from the opposing team, were

1134
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,720
you like, oh, man, good luck, good luck.

1135
00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,720
But you know, you're going down.

1136
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:00,720
I mean, you're fun.

1137
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,720
There it was fun.

1138
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,520
I experienced it wasn't like violent and hating like hatred.

1139
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,320
Well, you know, people get tribal regardless what decade it is.

1140
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,680
I guess, you know, but I find it's more proficient.

1141
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,760
I find it's more now than it used to be way more.

1142
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,560
You know, I just think people are.

1143
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,520
There's a bad shit back in the 80s and 90s, too, though.

1144
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,520
Really?

1145
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,520
Oh, yeah.

1146
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,520
I remember.

1147
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,240
I remember, again, Cincinnati Bengals, they're up playing in Cleveland and they started throwing

1148
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,240
batteries.

1149
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,240
Oh, great.

1150
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,760
Out onto the field and hitting the players and the umps.

1151
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,080
Oh, that's great.

1152
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,800
So referees or reps.

1153
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,800
Sorry.

1154
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,800
Well, there's an umpire.

1155
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,800
Yeah.

1156
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,800
Yeah.

1157
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,560
Anyway, there is a big thing that there is a game down in Cincinnati the next year and

1158
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:50,840
Sam Weisch, the coach and the Cincinnati crowd start throwing snowballs or something like

1159
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,840
that.

1160
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,280
And he gets on with batteries in the snowballs.

1161
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,880
No, that was Cleveland was doing.

1162
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,240
I don't know if Cincinnati was doing.

1163
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,240
I got I think he was.

1164
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,240
I think they were throwing snowballs.

1165
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,240
OK, OK.

1166
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,240
So he gets a microphone.

1167
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,240
They stopped the game.

1168
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,240
Stop it.

1169
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:05,280
And he said, we are not this is we are not Cleveland.

1170
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,280
And it blew up big time.

1171
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,040
Says we're not Cleveland.

1172
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,280
And that made the fans like be like got their shit in check.

1173
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,280
Yeah, it did.

1174
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,280
Got him in order.

1175
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,160
But it caused a stink because he was saying Cleveland fans are a bunch of idiots, which

1176
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,160
they were.

1177
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,160
They're throwing fucking batteries.

1178
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,160
Absolutely.

1179
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,160
You know, come on.

1180
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,160
There's no justification for that.

1181
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,160
Right.

1182
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,320
You're I mean, and I would equate that to Philly's fans, the Philly Eagles.

1183
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,320
They suck.

1184
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,800
I mean, those fans are awful.

1185
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,800
They're ruthless.

1186
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,520
I mean, you got to get your shit together, man.

1187
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,800
I mean, it's a sport.

1188
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,800
It's you know what?

1189
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,720
OK, so I've had many, many tailgating experiences, a lot of them in Houston, right, with the

1190
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,840
Texans and the Titans.

1191
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,200
And keep in mind, here we go.

1192
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:50,360
Keep in mind, they are they are their division rivals.

1193
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,360
Right.

1194
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,240
And then I've had many in Nashville.

1195
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,240
Right.

1196
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:59,760
You know, I've had a lot of a lot of and then three times in Kansas City.

1197
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,880
Yeah.

1198
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,520
And I would tell you, I'm going to say with the exception of one, with the exception of

1199
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:10,400
one, it was always a oh, man, good luck.

1200
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,880
But you know, you're going down, you know, like, you know, hey, come on over here, have

1201
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,680
a beer with us and then we'll all go in.

1202
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,920
I mean, it was it was cool.

1203
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,080
No, it was there was none of that.

1204
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,040
It takes a special kind of person to one time.

1205
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,040
There was a group.

1206
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,640
And that's that's what's interesting.

1207
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,640
Dushas.

1208
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:32,120
There's 60,000 people in the stadium and there's God knows how many are tailgating, right?

1209
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,820
Like 11,000 of them.

1210
00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:34,820
And they're all cool.

1211
00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:38,400
And they're all inviting you into their tent, you know, and all that kind of stuff, even

1212
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,160
though I'm wearing a freaking tightness jersey.

1213
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,160
Right.

1214
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,160
And Kansas City is awesome.

1215
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:47,220
But one time there was a group of four Chiefs fans and they were young.

1216
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,220
You know what I mean?

1217
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,960
They were in the 20s and they were being complete dicks.

1218
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,080
You know what I mean?

1219
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:58,600
But that one experience makes you go, you know, unfairly, I might add, makes you go

1220
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,080
chiefs fans fucking suck.

1221
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,080
Right.

1222
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,080
But they don't.

1223
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,080
You know what I mean?

1224
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,080
I mean, it's it's very tightens.

1225
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,080
Follow me here.

1226
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,080
You follow me here.

1227
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,080
Right.

1228
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,440
I mean, don't listen to Sean.

1229
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:17,280
Well, what we're saying here is that fans for the most part are cool to each other.

1230
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,840
And then a couple of guys typically there's a few bad guys that ruin it for everyone.

1231
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,840
It's it's bad.

1232
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,840
And they ruin it for everyone.

1233
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,560
And people get drunk.

1234
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,560
People get drunk.

1235
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,560
They get obnoxious.

1236
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,560
People get upset.

1237
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,560
We saw this year in the stands.

1238
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,400
I don't know if it was college or pros where there was like fights.

1239
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,400
Fights every game.

1240
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,280
I don't know if I think was preseason.

1241
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,560
And these guys were getting just thrown.

1242
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,560
College?

1243
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,560
Not college.

1244
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,560
No, it was pro.

1245
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,560
All pro.

1246
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,560
Yeah.

1247
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,140
And it got interesting that it doesn't happen in college games.

1248
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,400
At least we don't hear about it.

1249
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,880
Yeah, I really don't hear about it.

1250
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,960
I don't either.

1251
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,960
But pro games.

1252
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,960
It's different.

1253
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,960
Yeah, it's different.

1254
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,960
Lots of fights this year.

1255
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,960
Yeah.

1256
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,960
Sorry, go ahead.

1257
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,680
So anyway, what was is there is footage and it's you know, this guy was I can't remember

1258
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,680
who the fan was.

1259
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,120
I want to say Rams.

1260
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:07,000
And he started talking smack and you know, he started throwing haymakers and it's like

1261
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,440
everyone around them was of the other team and they just jumped his ass was pummeling

1262
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,440
him.

1263
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440
Right.

1264
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,160
You know, and he was fighting back and everything else was like, what this it's a game.

1265
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,160
Yeah, what's happening?

1266
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,160
Preseason for one thing.

1267
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,000
You know, OK, so that is assault, by the way.

1268
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,200
So they got arrested.

1269
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,200
Yeah.

1270
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,600
So why are they not being arrested and charged with assault?

1271
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,240
Well, there's no bail charge.

1272
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,240
So they just get released.

1273
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,880
Well, yeah, but that but that shows up on your record.

1274
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,880
Like that.

1275
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,880
I mean, should be assault.

1276
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,480
It be it be the same as a felony anymore.

1277
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,640
Is it now just like, I don't know, misdemeanor.

1278
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,440
It's a misdemeanor.

1279
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,440
But I tell you what, you know, like if this new job, this new job on the start, they're

1280
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,720
doing a background check.

1281
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:54,240
If I had a misdemeanor deal because I was in a in a in a frickin stadium brawl, they

1282
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,240
would ask me about it.

1283
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,240
Right.

1284
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,240
It's not good.

1285
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,240
No, it's not.

1286
00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,240
So well, I didn't.

1287
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:06,200
Anyway, so I actually I didn't see any fights that, you know, during that year and before

1288
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,320
and after that year, you know, it's crazy when you're single and young and you have

1289
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,360
disposable income.

1290
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,520
You're able to do certain things like that.

1291
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,520
And I did.

1292
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,200
I went to a lot of football games and I went to a lot of that's what they're

1293
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,200
still somewhat affordable.

1294
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,200
Yeah.

1295
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,200
That's the another thing, too.

1296
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,640
And that's what really chaps my ass about the whole thing.

1297
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,160
And the scalping is just like, come on, man.

1298
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:32,560
It really takes the essence of taking a family outing out of the mix.

1299
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,560
You can't do it.

1300
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,560
You can't afford it.

1301
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,160
I mean, even now, let's just say let's let's let's take away the scalping.

1302
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:44,840
If you were to go to Jerry World and buy some Dallas Cowboy tickets, you know, I mean, I

1303
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,600
have six people in my family, just hypothetically, but even let's just say if you go for a four

1304
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,800
pack, you go to four pack and bring four, you know, right to those two kids, whatever

1305
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800
a four pack.

1306
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,800
Oh, my God.

1307
00:42:54,800 --> 00:43:01,120
I mean, tickets themselves are at least 60 to 100 bucks a pop and more than that.

1308
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,440
And you're at the top of the stadium.

1309
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,440
Right.

1310
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,440
Yeah.

1311
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,440
Like those are the shittiest seats ever.

1312
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:11,240
Drinks, a soda pop, like eight bucks, eight bucks, eight bucks a piece, eight bucks a

1313
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,240
piece.

1314
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:15,880
So I mean, and then, you know, a hot dog, probably another eight, twelve bucks.

1315
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,840
I mean, it's just it's it's ridiculous.

1316
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,120
Totally.

1317
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,480
You can't get out of there for under a grand.

1318
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,800
Well, there's a parking.

1319
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:30,840
Well, one thing is not it's not a grand, but it's I mean, we're talking six, seven hundred

1320
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,840
bucks for sure.

1321
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,280
Well, let me tell you, you can buy a cowboy ticket for 60 bucks.

1322
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,160
I bet you over 100 bucks to take it there.

1323
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,320
Unless you're standing room only because they don't agree.

1324
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,280
So standing room only is 40 something bucks.

1325
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,000
No, it's unbelievable.

1326
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,440
I just you know, the tickets that they're selling at that.

1327
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,880
Well, first of all, look, the new stadium is pretty awesome.

1328
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,880
It's nice.

1329
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,880
It's amazing.

1330
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,880
It's really awesome.

1331
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,880
Except they don't close it.

1332
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,400
And then the and then the players have sun in their eyes.

1333
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,400
Right.

1334
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,400
Did you hear Jerry's excuse on that?

1335
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,400
That was ridiculous.

1336
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:06,560
He says he wanted the the old Ranger Stadium to be viewed through the glass to enhance

1337
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,560
the experience.

1338
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,840
Did they shut it in the second half?

1339
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,840
No.

1340
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,800
They didn't move on.

1341
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
So it's like a time.

1342
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,640
So when you say this, when the sun moved, what do you mean?

1343
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,120
Yeah, the sun doesn't move.

1344
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,120
Yeah, we move.

1345
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,680
The sun moves around us.

1346
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,720
It's not a hard concept.

1347
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,560
To us, it appears to sudden moves.

1348
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,560
Right.

1349
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,360
No, but we're the center of the solar system.

1350
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,040
You said, Sean, that we're the center of the sun.

1351
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,360
I thought you and your titans were the center of the solar system.

1352
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,360
Well, we are.

1353
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,360
That's Nashville.

1354
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,600
And they put it next to a creek.

1355
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,840
That's such crap.

1356
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,720
You're making it sound like I'm a trash talker about the Titans.

1357
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,600
I am not total.

1358
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,080
You're bragging about it.

1359
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,680
You're bragging about the creek they built a stadium next to and everything.

1360
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,320
You have a great river, which, by the way, is not a creek.

1361
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,320
Yeah.

1362
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,320
Crick.

1363
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,320
Why?

1364
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,320
Why?

1365
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,320
Why am I defending the creek?

1366
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,320
Where's the stadium?

1367
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,320
I don't understand.

1368
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,320
It's dedicated to the title.

1369
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,120
I don't understand the history.

1370
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,120
I don't understand the history.

1371
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,120
The Houston Oilers.

1372
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,480
I would say I don't understand the hate.

1373
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,640
I don't understand it.

1374
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,640
I don't do it.

1375
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,640
I'm a humble Titans fan.

1376
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,920
I don't talk shit.

1377
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,600
So you're full of shit.

1378
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:12,600
You are in the wrong.

1379
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,880
I'm going to I'm backing down.

1380
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,360
That's my final offer.

1381
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,600
Didn't know who was the quarterback that they finally answer.

1382
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,600
All right.

1383
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,600
Who's the quarterback?

1384
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,040
They had that got killed by his wife or girlfriend.

1385
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,040
Stephen, they're warm.

1386
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,200
He was good.

1387
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,200
He was really good.

1388
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,200
He was good.

1389
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,840
Isn't that crazy that he got killed by his girlfriend because his Steve McNair set her

1390
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:39,640
up in an apartment and then they are speculating that he finally told her, I'm not going to

1391
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,760
leave my wife.

1392
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,760
She shot him.

1393
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,760
Now.

1394
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,480
And she they have four kids like four.

1395
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,480
Yeah.

1396
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,480
Four girlfriend does.

1397
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,480
No, no, no, no, no.

1398
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,480
Four kids with his wife.

1399
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,480
Oh, right.

1400
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,120
He finally told the girlfriend, I'm not I'm not leaving you.

1401
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,240
And so she shot him shot herself.

1402
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,240
Yeah, it's unfortunate.

1403
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,320
If I can't have you, nobody's going to.

1404
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,960
Yeah, that is crazy.

1405
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:01,960
Right.

1406
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,720
Well, if we jump subjects on that, I did go to the game.

1407
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,520
I went to the Dallas Cowboy game.

1408
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,520
You did.

1409
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:15,680
And we sat we're talking about almost every seat in that place is almost every single

1410
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,680
seat in that place is awesome.

1411
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:22,160
And except the ones above the big screen where you only have to watch the screen.

1412
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,400
But you know what?

1413
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,780
And then when that's still awesome.

1414
00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:26,440
And when they punt, they hit the screen.

1415
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,440
He did, didn't he?

1416
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,160
Well, that was fucking unbelievable.

1417
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,160
He hit it.

1418
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,160
He hit it.

1419
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,160
No penalty during the game.

1420
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,160
This past game?

1421
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,800
Yeah, the 49ers punter hit the hit during the regular game.

1422
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:36,800
Hit the screen.

1423
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,600
No, not the regular the playoff game.

1424
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,600
The playoff game.

1425
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,600
No, that's what I meant.

1426
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,760
I don't recall him doing that.

1427
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,200
He hit the screen and they had to repunt.

1428
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,200
They reset.

1429
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,200
They reset the clock.

1430
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,200
There's no penalty or anything.

1431
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,200
Nothing.

1432
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,800
Well, I mean, what's the big deal?

1433
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:51,800
That's a big deal.

1434
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,800
Oh, it is.

1435
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,800
There shouldn't be anything that's in the way.

1436
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,240
And that's what Jeff Fisher was complaining about.

1437
00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:02,040
So I don't know if you guys remember, but one of the very first games in that stadium

1438
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,240
was the Titans preseason game.

1439
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,240
Here we go.

1440
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:09,200
Titans and and Cowboys and then the amazing, unbelievable Titans.

1441
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:15,440
I mean, they were so beautiful and shimmering and they came into that stadium and, you know,

1442
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,440
in all their glory.

1443
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,880
And anyway, so was that Vince Young era?

1444
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,320
So I don't know.

1445
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:27,440
Jeff Fisher was complaining about the the he hated the fact that the board was right

1446
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440
there.

1447
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,880
And so he instructed the punter to hit it, to hit it in the preseason game.

1448
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,880
And he did.

1449
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,880
He hit it.

1450
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,480
And then the announcers were like totally onto it.

1451
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,840
They were like, oh, yeah, like Jeff Fisher straight up in the air.

1452
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1453
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,320
And they were like, OK, yeah.

1454
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,920
Well, that was that was Jeff Fisher's point about it.

1455
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,040
They did raise it in son of a bitch.

1456
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,000
The guy still hit it in a playoff game.

1457
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,600
And it was a real scenario.

1458
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,600
Yeah.

1459
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Unbelievable, unacceptable.

1460
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,480
I don't think it's a big deal.

1461
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,480
It is.

1462
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,800
I think you guys are much of complainers.

1463
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,800
No problem.

1464
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,680
No, they either need to raise it more or shrink it.

1465
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:04,680
Get rid of it altogether.

1466
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,240
Well, it should make it a 55 inch.

1467
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,840
The screen is incredible.

1468
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,440
CRT tubes, a bunch of tubes.

1469
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,720
Sony 40 inch.

1470
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,080
Yes, like like thirteen hundred of them.

1471
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,560
Yeah, that's all around the stadium.

1472
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,360
CRT like eight feet.

1473
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,360
You know what?

1474
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,360
And here's the thing.

1475
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,360
Those are cheap right now.

1476
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,360
CRT tubes.

1477
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:31,680
You can get a 36 inch Mitsubishi for nothing for free for free.

1478
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,760
Jerry Jones should be on to this.

1479
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,760
Yeah.

1480
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,160
Well, that thirteen hundred of them.

1481
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,200
It costs those things are so heavy.

1482
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,040
They're about as heavy as a Volkswagen.

1483
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,440
Those will kill you.

1484
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:48,720
I carried it upstairs and downstairs my house and it was no, no, no.

1485
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:57,440
I carried it upstairs and when we moved it down, I put it on a snow sled and I slid it

1486
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,440
down the stairs.

1487
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,920
Did you walk in front of it?

1488
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:00,920
Yes.

1489
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:01,920
Walking it down.

1490
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:02,920
Hundred percent.

1491
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,920
Yeah, those things sucked.

1492
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,200
I'm so glad they're done with you.

1493
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,800
I know how much I spent for that.

1494
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,800
Thirty six inch.

1495
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,800
Probably like three grand or some student.

1496
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,800
Thirty four hundred dollars.

1497
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,800
Those were ridiculous.

1498
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,360
And it was like the first big purchase my wife and I made.

1499
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,680
We had just gotten married and you didn't want to get rid of it.

1500
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,240
Oh, yeah, I absolutely didn't want to get rid of it.

1501
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:23,320
I was like, oh my God, we spent thirty four hundred dollars on this thing.

1502
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,320
We're having to keep it forever.

1503
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,320
Right.

1504
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,640
And so like an idiot, I took it upstairs.

1505
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,640
Not knowing that someday I was going to have to take it downstairs.

1506
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,640
You just throw it out the window.

1507
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,640
I know.

1508
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,840
Shit, I thought about it.

1509
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,340
So but it was amazing.

1510
00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:38,600
So we're up there.

1511
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,000
We're up between the third and the fourth.

1512
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,960
So if you're if you're basically looking at the different seatings, they've got the first

1513
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,160
section down, the closest and they got one, two, three, four, basically.

1514
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,160
Yes.

1515
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,040
Well, we're in between the third and fourth level.

1516
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,120
And you know, again, three and a half.

1517
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,040
Yeah, it was it was kind of separate.

1518
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,280
We were only like six rows deep in that little section.

1519
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,600
And it was very elitist.

1520
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,600
It was nice.

1521
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,600
I it was what it was.

1522
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,600
It was very elitist.

1523
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,600
Was it a suite?

1524
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,600
No.

1525
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,980
And there were were there dancers in your buffet?

1526
00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:16,840
There was some dude in front of us that he had the the the San Francisco 49ers jersey

1527
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:21,340
on and the Kaepernick Kaepernick.

1528
00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:22,340
Kaepernick.

1529
00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:23,340
No.

1530
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,340
No.

1531
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:25,340
You were kidding.

1532
00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:28,020
Oh, we're all drilling them the whole time.

1533
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:29,020
But I couldn't.

1534
00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:30,020
What do you get to talk shit, man?

1535
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:33,740
The San Francisco they were slaughtering us and I'm just like, fuck, temper.

1536
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:34,740
It sucks.

1537
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:35,740
They just slaughter you.

1538
00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:36,860
You lost his last second.

1539
00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:39,500
Well, now they're up with twenty to six.

1540
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,020
It was the Cowboys did not perform.

1541
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,860
You came back and you should have won it.

1542
00:50:43,860 --> 00:50:44,860
The cat.

1543
00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:48,940
But I'll tell you what, I look at me being supportive.

1544
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,940
I just want that note for the record.

1545
00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:52,260
I want that note for the record.

1546
00:50:52,260 --> 00:50:53,260
You should have won it.

1547
00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:54,260
And I was rooting.

1548
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,260
You guys are was rooting for the Cowboys.

1549
00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:59,300
You're selfishly taking away from this experience.

1550
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,300
I'm trying to share.

1551
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:01,300
I know.

1552
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,300
All right.

1553
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,300
Because I'm hurt because I'm emotional.

1554
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:04,660
Well, you know, because you were an asshole.

1555
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:08,140
So this this game, I wanted to try to save money.

1556
00:51:08,140 --> 00:51:12,020
You know, as far as, you know, dropping five thousand dollars on drinks and stuff.

1557
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:16,180
So I went to Total Wine like we normally do in here.

1558
00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:21,060
And I bought some what they call smugglers delights, which are these little plastic flasks.

1559
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:22,060
Little bladders.

1560
00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:27,540
Yeah, they're essentially bladders and they they hold about eight ounces a piece in each

1561
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:28,540
of the bladders.

1562
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:30,420
And there's one big one.

1563
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,460
We didn't use the big one.

1564
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:34,760
I felt it was unnecessary.

1565
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:39,420
But frankly, I'm glad I didn't because because you were blown up with what you had.

1566
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:40,420
I guess.

1567
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:44,940
Yeah, because I went.

1568
00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:49,140
I bought a pop and did you run mixing?

1569
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,620
Man, I just sat there and you know what that sounds like?

1570
00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:54,260
It sounds like a Choctaw peach whiskey.

1571
00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:56,060
No, it was not.

1572
00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:58,220
It was a it was a straight bourbon.

1573
00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:01,940
Oh, and what you end up getting where I was sitting at.

1574
00:52:01,940 --> 00:52:05,220
It was a very old Barton.

1575
00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:07,900
No, it was early times.

1576
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:08,900
The Hunter proof.

1577
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:09,900
Oh, yeah.

1578
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:11,540
Oh, that'll get you blown up.

1579
00:52:11,540 --> 00:52:12,540
Yeah.

1580
00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:17,780
So where I was sitting, where I was sitting at, there was a cinder block wall behind me.

1581
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:20,740
OK, so no one could see what I was doing.

1582
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:23,940
I could totally stand up, fix my drink.

1583
00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:24,940
Nice.

1584
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:30,420
And I just kind of took some big sips out of it, filled up about half full or empty

1585
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:33,860
about half the water, anything else after that.

1586
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:34,860
I got hammered.

1587
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:35,860
I know.

1588
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,580
I got blown the hell up.

1589
00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:39,020
That's what I'm saying.

1590
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,020
Why would you do that?

1591
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:41,020
That's a proof.

1592
00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:42,700
Are you sure it wasn't Evan Williams white label?

1593
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:45,580
No, it's not a proof to know.

1594
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:49,020
Evan Williams makes a can we have that on the table is.

1595
00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,940
Yeah, it really cheapens this whole experience.

1596
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:56,580
I mean, you might as well put a tightness jersey and is I have like Evan Williams PTSD.

1597
00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:58,540
Should I take it downstairs and use it as the mixer?

1598
00:52:58,540 --> 00:52:59,540
Yes.

1599
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,540
The mixer.

1600
00:53:00,540 --> 00:53:05,980
OK, anyway, so so describe what you know when you were leaving.

1601
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:06,980
No.

1602
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,580
OK, that's great.

1603
00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:10,900
They got nude and streaked.

1604
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:11,900
No.

1605
00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:13,380
So you ran out on the field.

1606
00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:17,140
No, no, I thought you did, though.

1607
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:19,140
No, no, I didn't.

1608
00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:22,500
Now, look, hey, look, the game ended.

1609
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:25,500
Yeah, yeah, no, you didn't.

1610
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:31,940
We ended up exiting the wrong side of the stadium and it took us an hour and a half to

1611
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:35,140
to walk around the entire fucking building.

1612
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:39,300
And our producer actually, he drove us out there.

1613
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,300
Right.

1614
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,340
OK, he basically drove out there.

1615
00:53:42,340 --> 00:53:43,340
Yeah.

1616
00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:46,180
He hung out for hours, five hours.

1617
00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:47,660
Six.

1618
00:53:47,660 --> 00:53:52,300
What did he pay you per hour for waiting for their drunk asses to come out of the stadium?

1619
00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:58,220
I paid her hour.

1620
00:53:58,220 --> 00:53:59,220
Three dollars an hour.

1621
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,220
Three bucks.

1622
00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:01,740
I don't know if it's going to work.

1623
00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:03,740
I hope it's 15.

1624
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,060
17 an hour.

1625
00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:07,260
I like it.

1626
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,660
That's more than minimum wage.

1627
00:54:08,660 --> 00:54:10,060
That's reputable.

1628
00:54:10,060 --> 00:54:11,060
That is reputable.

1629
00:54:11,060 --> 00:54:12,060
Very nice.

1630
00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:14,060
And what did you do the whole time?

1631
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:15,060
You snoozed.

1632
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:18,780
You you you did you do Pokemon Go?

1633
00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:21,460
You drive around doing Pokemon Go around the stadium?

1634
00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:23,260
You have a fucking microphone.

1635
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,260
What the hell?

1636
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,260
I did nothing.

1637
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:30,860
And you sat and you were on your phone the whole time for five hours outside the stadium.

1638
00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:32,380
OK, that's not entirely true.

1639
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:33,380
How does that work?

1640
00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:40,380
OK, so so I rollerblade and my dad tried to coax me into like enjoying the thing and saying,

1641
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:44,940
hey, there's like there's a skate park or there's like a nature path park nearby.

1642
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:45,940
Yeah, nearby.

1643
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:50,380
You just go there and you know, that'll probably keep you busy for like half the time.

1644
00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:52,420
And I was like, OK, I might check that out.

1645
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:55,260
And of course, I was going to check that I had nothing better to do.

1646
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:57,020
I had to wait six hours.

1647
00:54:57,020 --> 00:55:00,000
So you donned your rollerblades and you did it.

1648
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:05,460
So I went to the park and the park, it was smaller than this house.

1649
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:08,900
I don't think he went to the right side of the place.

1650
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:11,900
And half the sidewalk wasn't even telling a story.

1651
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:14,540
And half the sidewalk wasn't even like concrete.

1652
00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:15,540
Half the sidewalk was gravel.

1653
00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:17,260
So you had to off road it.

1654
00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:20,620
So he led you right to where he thought you wanted to be.

1655
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:21,620
That's what the Green River Killer was.

1656
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:22,620
Green River Killer.

1657
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:27,060
You went to the wrong side of the park.

1658
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:28,440
What other side of the.

1659
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,540
It was a giant.

1660
00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:31,040
It was a giant triangle.

1661
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:35,260
So as you were skating along, did you smell bodies in the roughage?

1662
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:36,980
There was barely any roughage.

1663
00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:42,380
I think I think what he's referring to is was when well, he was a young age.

1664
00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,700
So I don't know about 80 years ago.

1665
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,060
There probably wasn't houses there.

1666
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:48,020
They were called the Fed.

1667
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,220
There are houses over there now.

1668
00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:50,220
So what's going on?

1669
00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:51,220
It's a neighborhood.

1670
00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:52,220
It was in the middle of a neighborhood.

1671
00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:53,220
Yeah.

1672
00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:56,220
So it's like a neighborhood park now.

1673
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:57,380
Yeah.

1674
00:55:57,380 --> 00:55:59,940
And they were all these Indian people were like, why are you here?

1675
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,060
He's just like going right in a circle.

1676
00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:03,060
Yeah.

1677
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,060
Why are you here?

1678
00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:06,020
Please go away.

1679
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:07,300
Very much white neighborhood.

1680
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:09,260
I think I saw one black family though.

1681
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:10,260
Oh yeah.

1682
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:11,260
Were they rollerblading?

1683
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:15,820
No, I was in fact the only one rollerblading there because half the

1684
00:56:15,820 --> 00:56:16,820
sidewalk is concrete.

1685
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:17,820
Nobody does that.

1686
00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:21,820
So you went like 100 yards, stopped, turned around and went back?

1687
00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:24,540
No, I support it.

1688
00:56:24,540 --> 00:56:28,620
If that's true and there are a bunch of houses there because there were soccer fields out

1689
00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:29,620
there.

1690
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:30,620
I mean, there was a...

1691
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,020
You sent me to the wrong park then.

1692
00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:33,060
You did.

1693
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,060
It's River Legacy Park.

1694
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,260
You didn't send me to that part.

1695
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:37,260
No.

1696
00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:42,860
You sent me an address and it took me to some neighborhood park.

1697
00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:45,380
So what you're saying is there is a good park out there.

1698
00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:46,380
Yeah.

1699
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:47,380
It's River Legacy Park.

1700
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:49,540
And you decided to text me the wrong address.

1701
00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:50,540
It's a state park.

1702
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:52,380
Well, he was shit faced.

1703
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:53,380
He texted me beforehand.

1704
00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:54,380
Well, I know.

1705
00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:55,380
He was preparing himself.

1706
00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:57,540
He had been pre, pre, pre tailgating.

1707
00:56:57,540 --> 00:56:58,540
It was the day before.

1708
00:56:58,540 --> 00:56:59,540
All right.

1709
00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:00,540
So to summarize this whole thing up.

1710
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:06,020
He'd been really pre, pre, pre tailgating.

1711
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:07,020
It was a fantastic...

1712
00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:08,020
It was a great experience.

1713
00:57:08,020 --> 00:57:09,140
I'm glad I got to do it.

1714
00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:14,460
I was really unhappy with the amount of money that I had to spend.

1715
00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:17,260
And given that it was a playoff game, whatever.

1716
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:18,260
I just got to move on.

1717
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:19,260
Oh, you got to do it.

1718
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:24,140
I've had multiple times where like, oh my God, I don't think our team's going to make

1719
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:25,140
it this far.

1720
00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:26,140
We have to go.

1721
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:28,660
I've done that multiple times.

1722
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:33,220
I think that the NFL needs to wisen up.

1723
00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:36,960
And I mean, dude, this is their stadium.

1724
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:41,260
They need to wisen up and make those tickets affordable for the regular folk to go.

1725
00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:42,860
It's absolutely ridiculous.

1726
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,620
They don't care because they sell them all.

1727
00:57:44,620 --> 00:57:45,620
So they still make their money.

1728
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:47,220
But here's the problem.

1729
00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:52,220
Just like NBA, these tickets are sold by corporations.

1730
00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:58,620
And a lot of times you'll see them to go unused.

1731
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:05,060
These are five, six, $700 tickets on the aftermarket and no one's sitting there.

1732
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:06,060
And you know why?

1733
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:13,460
Because some big ass corporation like, you know, Etsy or I can't even think of a company.

1734
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,460
Yeah.

1735
00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:15,460
Why?

1736
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,060
Why would I like Coca-Cola or whatever?

1737
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:18,060
Coca-Cola.

1738
00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:19,060
Thank you.

1739
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:24,900
Coca-Cola has has all these tickets and they're like, do any employees want to use it this

1740
00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:25,900
weekend?

1741
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:26,900
No, no.

1742
00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:27,900
OK, we're just going to go to waste.

1743
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:28,900
We do, too.

1744
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:30,820
That's exactly what happens.

1745
00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:33,580
That's exactly what happens in basketball and hockey.

1746
00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:41,660
I mean, corporate ownership of seats has ruined sports for the average family.

1747
00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:46,020
I think the Cowboys, I think Jerry kind of made a misstep with the development and the

1748
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:48,460
pricing of Jerry World.

1749
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:53,220
Because the people that can afford to go because you have the seat license.

1750
00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:54,220
Right.

1751
00:58:54,220 --> 00:58:55,220
PSL.

1752
00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:56,220
PSLs.

1753
00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:59,980
They've outpriced the normal football fan.

1754
00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:04,300
And you know who they're targeting is corporate, corporate sponsorship.

1755
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:07,140
And you got people flying in that may be from Philadelphia.

1756
00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:08,860
Hey, let's go to the Cowboy game.

1757
00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:09,860
All right.

1758
00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:10,860
I'm not going to cheer for the Cowboys.

1759
00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:11,860
I'm going to sit on my ass.

1760
00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:14,380
I'm there to get food and drinks.

1761
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:17,900
You know, I'm a corporate person being wooed.

1762
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:18,900
Right.

1763
00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:22,780
And you have you do have a few thousand folks who did buy like Sean.

1764
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:23,780
Right.

1765
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:28,820
But most are corporate or extremely wealthy folks who don't give a shit.

1766
00:59:28,820 --> 00:59:29,820
Totally.

1767
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:30,820
You are going to go crazy.

1768
00:59:30,820 --> 00:59:31,820
Yeah.

1769
00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:34,020
It is a great stadium.

1770
00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:37,140
And they had some cool.

1771
00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:39,140
I mean, it was a good experience.

1772
00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:41,780
I mean, outside of the money, it was it was great.

1773
00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:43,620
Yeah, no, I hear you.

1774
00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:44,620
I hear you.

1775
00:59:44,620 --> 00:59:45,620
Tough game.

1776
00:59:45,620 --> 00:59:46,620
Tough game, though.

1777
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:47,620
I felt bad for the Cowboys.

1778
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:48,620
I really did.

1779
00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:49,620
Yeah, they did it to themselves.

1780
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:50,620
And you know what's interesting?

1781
00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:56,020
That is not the way and like if the NFL was like sizing that game up, that is the last

1782
00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:57,700
thing they wanted to happen.

1783
00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:59,740
They want the Cowboys because they're the biggest draw.

1784
00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:04,180
I don't I'm not necessarily suggesting they want the Cowboys to win, but they don't want

1785
01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:08,780
it to end like that where the Cowboys are running down and they're trying to like spike

1786
01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:11,100
it and the referee can't get to the ball.

1787
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,940
No one no one wants that.

1788
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:13,940
That's what the Cowboys.

1789
01:00:13,940 --> 01:00:14,940
It was depressing.

1790
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:19,860
I don't disagree, but I'm just saying they know what about the rest of the games?

1791
01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:21,740
I mean, what about the overtime?

1792
01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:23,860
The like this talk about that.

1793
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:24,860
All of them.

1794
01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:27,780
Every fucking game was so tight.

1795
01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:28,780
It was.

1796
01:00:28,780 --> 01:00:31,220
I think each team is I mean, there's parity.

1797
01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:32,220
There is parity.

1798
01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:33,220
The good teams.

1799
01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:34,220
And the Chiefs.

1800
01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:35,540
I wanted the Chiefs to lose.

1801
01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:36,540
I did, too.

1802
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:38,980
I wanted the Chiefs to I wanted the Buffalo Bills to win.

1803
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:39,980
I did.

1804
01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:40,980
You know why?

1805
01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:44,460
Because Allen was playing so incredibly amazing.

1806
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:47,500
I've never seen anything like it before.

1807
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:50,460
And then they end up losing 13 seconds.

1808
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:53,060
But it was amazing what they went through.

1809
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:56,420
I know it was kind of like, oh, my God, Chiefs have this.

1810
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,420
Oh, my God.

1811
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:58,420
The Bills just scored.

1812
01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,420
Oh, my God.

1813
01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:00,420
The Chiefs.

1814
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:01,420
Oh, my God.

1815
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:02,420
The Bills just went up again.

1816
01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:04,140
Yeah, it was like amazing.

1817
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:06,020
It was the most amazing finish to a game.

1818
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,420
I think I've ever seen.

1819
01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:13,900
We had a text going back and forth between the dudes like us.

1820
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:16,060
And I was ignoring that because I hadn't seen the game.

1821
01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:17,060
Well, that's right.

1822
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:18,060
Well, you said I was recording it.

1823
01:01:18,060 --> 01:01:21,660
So I was just like, all right, I'm not going to say I can't you watch the game live.

1824
01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:23,620
I was spending time with my wife.

1825
01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:27,020
Oh, and she didn't want to watch the game.

1826
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:28,020
And there's that.

1827
01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:32,300
So I record the game, spend time with her and I watch it the next morning or later that

1828
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:35,860
night, depending on how late it is.

1829
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:39,300
I don't I'm giving you shit.

1830
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:40,300
I don't either.

1831
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:44,420
But you met what?

1832
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:45,420
What did you say?

1833
01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:46,420
Go to.

1834
01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:49,420
Can you go back?

1835
01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:50,420
Go back.

1836
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:51,820
I need to I need to hear it.

1837
01:01:51,820 --> 01:01:53,540
No, he said Titans suck.

1838
01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:54,540
His Bengals won.

1839
01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:58,180
Yeah, my Bengals was Bengals haven't won a playoff game since what?

1840
01:01:58,180 --> 01:01:59,940
1988, 89 win.

1841
01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:01,660
Where they gifted.

1842
01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:03,380
They were not gifted.

1843
01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:05,220
Nine sacks is not gifted.

1844
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:12,620
Yeah, they had nine sacks, nine sacks, three turnovers by Tannehill in the close, even

1845
01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:16,500
in the closing minutes, kind of handing it right to the Bengals.

1846
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:20,100
So you're saying your quarterback wasn't good at my quarterback sucked fucking ass is what

1847
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:21,100
I'm saying.

1848
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:22,100
Then you go.

1849
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,100
Yeah.

1850
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:24,820
No, he's fucking sucked ass.

1851
01:02:24,820 --> 01:02:27,140
And it's time to get a new quarterback.

1852
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:28,140
I'm done.

1853
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,140
I'm Ryan Tannehill.

1854
01:02:29,140 --> 01:02:30,140
He's an A&M Aggie.

1855
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:31,140
I know he is.

1856
01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:32,900
And I love him for what he's done up until this point.

1857
01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:37,980
But I know for a fact now that he will never get the Titans to the next level.

1858
01:02:37,980 --> 01:02:39,740
He signed a big quarterback.

1859
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:42,100
He fucking chokes in big games.

1860
01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:44,060
It's not going to happen now.

1861
01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:45,380
Didn't he sign a big old contract?

1862
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:46,540
I don't know.

1863
01:02:46,540 --> 01:02:47,980
I don't even know.

1864
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:52,380
Derrick Henry was quite depressing as well, not to put very, you know, he was a horse,

1865
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:53,380
though.

1866
01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:54,380
Two things happen.

1867
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:57,420
No, two things happened in that game.

1868
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,420
Tannehill choked.

1869
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:01,140
OK, we already accept that.

1870
01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:02,140
Yep.

1871
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:04,180
Choked and coaching.

1872
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:05,180
Yeah.

1873
01:03:05,180 --> 01:03:10,140
Foreman, Devontae Foreman was a freaking beast in that game.

1874
01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:11,140
He was.

1875
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:16,020
And and he was a beast in in the previous four games.

1876
01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:18,180
He's the one that got us to the number one seed.

1877
01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:19,180
It wasn't Derek Henry.

1878
01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:20,180
He was hurt.

1879
01:03:20,180 --> 01:03:22,140
Derek Henry wasn't getting it done.

1880
01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:23,420
He was not getting it done.

1881
01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:24,900
He was going down quick.

1882
01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:25,900
He was going down.

1883
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:27,220
Every time he got the ball.

1884
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:29,180
Yeah, they just met.

1885
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,180
They tag teams.

1886
01:03:30,180 --> 01:03:31,940
Yeah, but he was going down easy.

1887
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:36,580
But if they talked to him, if they touched him, he went down.

1888
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:37,580
Foreman, not so much.

1889
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:38,780
I don't know about that.

1890
01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:40,100
So I do know.

1891
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:46,220
So I so when as a as a coach, when you're seeing the game flow and you've seen what's

1892
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:50,540
working, what's not working, you don't you don't keep going with Derek Henry.

1893
01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:52,500
Well, it's King Henry.

1894
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,620
Yeah, we got a role over.

1895
01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:55,620
That's poor coaching.

1896
01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:58,900
So we have poor coaching and Ryan Tannehill choking.

1897
01:03:58,900 --> 01:03:59,900
Yeah, I think that's what happened.

1898
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:03,300
I think I think the whole King Henry mystique kind of got burnt.

1899
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:05,980
Agreed in that game because agreed.

1900
01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:08,860
And maybe, you know, he was coming off a two month layoff.

1901
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:11,140
And I was thinking he's not going to be what he was.

1902
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:13,460
No, he won't because he's coming off an injury.

1903
01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:15,220
And that's what I mean by coaching.

1904
01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:16,540
It's not working.

1905
01:04:16,540 --> 01:04:20,340
And Foreman's fucking running 50 yards, 10 yards, 14 yards.

1906
01:04:20,340 --> 01:04:23,620
I mean, every time he touches the ball, the guy was fucking killing it.

1907
01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:24,620
Can you feel it?

1908
01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:26,340
I mean, it's I'm angry.

1909
01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:27,340
I'm angry.

1910
01:04:27,340 --> 01:04:28,340
I'm angry.

1911
01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:29,340
It's a radiating.

1912
01:04:29,340 --> 01:04:31,500
I'm angry because that was a coaching decision.

1913
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,660
You think Mike Vrabel he's angry at me because I recognize that I'm going to share it with

1914
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:38,900
you, you were a 10 year old troll the whole game.

1915
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:43,540
I didn't I did get upset during the game, but then I realized he's just a child.

1916
01:04:43,540 --> 01:04:44,940
I have the game recorded downstairs.

1917
01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:45,940
We could watch it.

1918
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:46,940
We can.

1919
01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:47,940
And then I control you.

1920
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:50,940
I don't.

1921
01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:55,020
Let's move on because I am getting a little pressure getting a little up.

1922
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:57,180
And oh, you you stupid.

1923
01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:58,560
What a stupid son of a bitch.

1924
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:01,100
I know what happened.

1925
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:03,080
Now he's got a nose is running.

1926
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:06,820
So I do have to say, though, this is a crazy playoff.

1927
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:10,260
What I was so I was so hoping that.

1928
01:05:10,260 --> 01:05:11,260
All right.

1929
01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:12,420
So the Cowboys went down.

1930
01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:13,420
The Packers went down.

1931
01:05:13,420 --> 01:05:14,940
The Titans went down.

1932
01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:16,700
I was so hoping the Chiefs.

1933
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,180
I'd like you like the Chiefs.

1934
01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:19,300
Tampa Bay went down.

1935
01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:20,580
Tampa Bay went down.

1936
01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:22,300
And then I was hoping the Chiefs would go down.

1937
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,300
They should have gone down.

1938
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:26,380
Yeah, that'd be perfect because then you'd have like the seconds.

1939
01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:27,640
Are you kidding me?

1940
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:34,660
This weird as a FCNFC playoff with all these teams that haven't been there ever before.

1941
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:36,460
I would have been totally on board that.

1942
01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:37,460
Right.

1943
01:05:37,460 --> 01:05:38,460
That's why I wanted the bills.

1944
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:40,020
That was in the bills and the Bengals.

1945
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,060
Yeah, I would have been.

1946
01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:42,660
I want the Bengals.

1947
01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:45,860
But if Bengals for whatever reason couldn't do it, I want the bills.

1948
01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:46,860
Right.

1949
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:52,780
And then you got the 49ers and the Rams to California teams.

1950
01:05:52,780 --> 01:05:53,780
I know.

1951
01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:54,780
How do we feel about that?

1952
01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:56,980
I don't I don't like the 49ers.

1953
01:05:56,980 --> 01:06:00,740
I don't like either one of them because they beat the Bengals and the two Super Bowls they

1954
01:06:00,740 --> 01:06:02,740
were in was against the 49ers.

1955
01:06:02,740 --> 01:06:03,740
Yeah.

1956
01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:05,180
So they suck.

1957
01:06:05,180 --> 01:06:06,580
I can't believe the Bucs got beat.

1958
01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:07,580
I can't believe it.

1959
01:06:07,580 --> 01:06:09,940
I can't believe that the Packers and the Bucs got beat.

1960
01:06:09,940 --> 01:06:11,380
I just amazing.

1961
01:06:11,380 --> 01:06:12,380
Yeah.

1962
01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:13,840
Anyway, good stuff, though.

1963
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,260
So this weekend is going to be exciting.

1964
01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:17,260
And you know what?

1965
01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:18,940
I need to get over it.

1966
01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:20,980
I need to root for the Bengals.

1967
01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:21,980
I need to.

1968
01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:23,820
But I don't think I can.

1969
01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:24,820
Joe Burrows good.

1970
01:06:24,820 --> 01:06:25,820
They got a good team.

1971
01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:26,820
I don't know if they're ready yet, though.

1972
01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:30,260
I have a hundred percent respect for the Bengals.

1973
01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:34,180
The Chase and Mixon and Burrow.

1974
01:06:34,180 --> 01:06:39,060
I mean, you guys got the got the weapons and it's a young team and it's exciting.

1975
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:40,060
Right.

1976
01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:41,660
As long as they can protect the quarterback.

1977
01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:43,140
I mean, that's my only concern.

1978
01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:44,140
They can't.

1979
01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:45,140
It is.

1980
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,140
You know, he's got to be and they still won.

1981
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,280
What the fuck?

1982
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:51,600
They got to protect them for longer than what they're doing.

1983
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:56,740
Because is it because Tennessee was that good or is it because their defensive line was good?

1984
01:06:56,740 --> 01:07:01,460
You know, so I mean, are they are they compared 49ers?

1985
01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:04,260
I mean, who since they're going to play 49ers, right?

1986
01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:05,500
No, they play the Chiefs.

1987
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:08,100
They play the Chiefs and then the 49ers.

1988
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:09,100
The Rams.

1989
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:10,100
OK.

1990
01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:14,940
Did you see what the if I were to guess that no disrespect, I'm going to say Chiefs and

1991
01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:15,940
Rams.

1992
01:07:15,940 --> 01:07:16,940
Probably.

1993
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:23,460
Did you see what the Rams owner did with the tickets for this upcoming weekend?

1994
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:29,500
He said only people who live in these zip codes can buy tickets to the Rams game because

1995
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:33,700
there is hope in this world because are you kidding the 49 fans of when they play the

1996
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:36,140
regular LA in L.A. Yeah.

1997
01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:41,860
So the one the 40 when the 49ers went to L.A. during the season, it was mostly 49er fans.

1998
01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:42,860
Oh, yeah.

1999
01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:44,620
It was right there because L.A. and San Francisco.

2000
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:45,620
Boom.

2001
01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:46,620
Right.

2002
01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:49,180
Stafford had to go to a silent count because he couldn't hear.

2003
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:51,500
So he's like, I don't want all the 49er fans here.

2004
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:55,540
So we're only allowed to these zip codes, which is L.A. proper.

2005
01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:58,780
I think that is the coolest thing I've ever heard.

2006
01:07:58,780 --> 01:08:01,380
Denver did it several years ago and it worked.

2007
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:03,020
How are they able to control that?

2008
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:04,020
It's their tickets.

2009
01:08:04,020 --> 01:08:05,020
Yeah.

2010
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:09,220
So I mean, how are they able to control that when you log on to Ticketmaster?

2011
01:08:09,220 --> 01:08:10,860
The driver's license or something.

2012
01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:11,860
I don't know.

2013
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:13,420
It's based on the credit card or credit card.

2014
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:14,420
You put your zip code in.

2015
01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:15,420
Yeah.

2016
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:16,420
You got to put your zip code in on the credit card.

2017
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:17,420
Nice.

2018
01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:18,420
It's tied to the credit card.

2019
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:19,420
So sure.

2020
01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:21,660
And then the other thing, which was Sean McVeigh is telling.

2021
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:22,660
Love it.

2022
01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:23,660
Telling everyone.

2023
01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:24,660
Love it.

2024
01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:26,060
Telling all the fans and don't sell your tickets to 49er fans.

2025
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,060
100 percent agree.

2026
01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:30,460
There's enough L.A. people who want to go sell to L.A. folks.

2027
01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:32,660
Don't sell to San Francisco folks.

2028
01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:33,660
Fuck 49ers.

2029
01:08:33,660 --> 01:08:34,660
Yeah.

2030
01:08:34,660 --> 01:08:35,660
Fuck San Francisco.

2031
01:08:35,660 --> 01:08:36,660
Titans.

2032
01:08:36,660 --> 01:08:37,660
Poop town.

2033
01:08:37,660 --> 01:08:38,660
I'm sorry.

2034
01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:39,660
What?

2035
01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:40,660
You lost me again.

2036
01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:42,900
You keep breaking up.

2037
01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:45,180
You had such high hopes with with Jules Jones.

2038
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:46,180
Oh, God.

2039
01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:47,180
No, I did not.

2040
01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:48,180
No.

2041
01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:49,180
I did not.

2042
01:08:49,180 --> 01:08:52,100
So I don't like they're going to see that.

2043
01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:53,940
Derek Henry is going to get 100 yards.

2044
01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:57,540
He's not going to do so good, but he's going to stretch his legs.

2045
01:08:57,540 --> 01:08:59,460
And then come the next game.

2046
01:08:59,460 --> 01:09:01,540
Derek Henry is going to do even better.

2047
01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:06,540
And then he was just thinking it was all going to come together for the Super Bowl.

2048
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:09,420
You're not even paying attention.

2049
01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:12,260
That was the first game he has played in like four weeks.

2050
01:09:12,260 --> 01:09:13,260
Oh, yeah.

2051
01:09:13,260 --> 01:09:14,260
There was no first game.

2052
01:09:14,260 --> 01:09:18,300
You guys lost the first game of the playoffs.

2053
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,300
Watch football.

2054
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:23,060
I don't even think you understand football like fantasy football.

2055
01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:24,060
You don't understand.

2056
01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:26,700
I know that because you didn't make the playoffs.

2057
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:27,700
But who won?

2058
01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:28,700
Yeah.

2059
01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:29,900
First to list who's on top.

2060
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:30,900
I got third.

2061
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:31,900
Did you win?

2062
01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:32,900
I got third.

2063
01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:33,900
I got money.

2064
01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:34,900
I got my money back.

2065
01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:35,900
Third is the second loser.

2066
01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:36,900
So any questions?

2067
01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:37,900
I got my money back.

2068
01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:40,900
How many times have you won the league?

2069
01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:41,900
Twice.

2070
01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:42,900
Once.

2071
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:44,900
Once.

2072
01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:45,900
Twice.

2073
01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:47,060
All right.

2074
01:09:47,060 --> 01:09:50,380
So you've won the league as many times as I have.

2075
01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:51,380
So what?

2076
01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:57,340
I can guarantee that I have a higher rating than you do and that I have had more money

2077
01:09:57,340 --> 01:09:58,900
returned to me than you have.

2078
01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:01,540
Oh, look at the penis.

2079
01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:02,540
I wouldn't.

2080
01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:03,540
Yeah.

2081
01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:04,540
But none of that matters.

2082
01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:07,260
None of that matters.

2083
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,620
I'm slapping the table right now.

2084
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:10,620
With your pinky.

2085
01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:12,620
Yeah, with my big hand.

2086
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:13,620
Get out of here.

2087
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:15,620
With your little tiny pinky.

2088
01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:19,420
I admit I'm not very good at fantasy football.

2089
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:21,420
The first time I played was two years ago.

2090
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:22,420
What are you talking about?

2091
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:24,660
Fantasy football is all the crap you bro.

2092
01:10:24,660 --> 01:10:25,660
It's all luck.

2093
01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:26,660
Yes.

2094
01:10:26,660 --> 01:10:27,660
I learned that these last two years.

2095
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,660
I mean, you have to know how to drive.

2096
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:35,020
And the thing about maybe even worse this year is the COVID.

2097
01:10:35,020 --> 01:10:37,420
Because of COVID, it completely fucked us.

2098
01:10:37,420 --> 01:10:38,420
Because the drafting.

2099
01:10:38,420 --> 01:10:41,020
I'm going to get ugly on this next season.

2100
01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:45,220
If we don't change the rules about COVID, I don't think I want to play because it's

2101
01:10:45,220 --> 01:10:46,220
bullshit.

2102
01:10:46,220 --> 01:10:47,460
You know what I'm saying?

2103
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,340
If we can't replace people.

2104
01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:54,780
Well, I also think that the NFL needs to do away with that.

2105
01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:56,020
No, I'm talking about our league.

2106
01:10:56,020 --> 01:11:02,060
Well, if somebody is on COVID bullshit, we should be able to swap them immediately.

2107
01:11:02,060 --> 01:11:03,860
Do you think the COVID is still going to be here?

2108
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:04,860
Yes.

2109
01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:05,860
Oh, God, it's going to be here forever.

2110
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,860
I don't think.

2111
01:11:06,860 --> 01:11:07,860
They'll do it for the flu.

2112
01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:09,300
I think it's fucked up that the NFL.

2113
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:10,300
They just say they're sick.

2114
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,620
They're going to wait 10 minutes before the game to make an announcement that someone's

2115
01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:14,900
not going to play because of COVID.

2116
01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:15,900
Bullshit.

2117
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:18,180
It makes fancy football irrelevant.

2118
01:11:18,180 --> 01:11:19,180
It totally does.

2119
01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:21,780
It makes it irrelevant.

2120
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:25,300
Because when it comes down to the details, like you're looking at the matchups and you're

2121
01:11:25,300 --> 01:11:27,220
looking at who's going to start and who's going to sit.

2122
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:30,220
The stats and how well they did and who they lined up against.

2123
01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:32,420
And then it's like, COVID.

2124
01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:33,420
Three players out.

2125
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,860
Oh, well, can I pick up somebody?

2126
01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:38,220
No, you're only allowed one pick up a week.

2127
01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:39,220
And I already did that.

2128
01:11:39,220 --> 01:11:40,220
I was supposed to.

2129
01:11:40,220 --> 01:11:41,220
I had someone on IR.

2130
01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:42,220
Right.

2131
01:11:42,220 --> 01:11:46,740
And I was supposed to project somebody being out on COVID.

2132
01:11:46,740 --> 01:11:49,900
So that's what really pissed me off one year.

2133
01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:58,740
He was kind of like, what do I do when two, three players go out injured reserve?

2134
01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:02,860
And he's like, well, Sean, that's when you have to really dig deep in your roster.

2135
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:08,020
Well, that I agree with because it was IR.

2136
01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:09,020
That's different.

2137
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,020
COVID is different.

2138
01:12:10,020 --> 01:12:11,020
I think part of the problem.

2139
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:12,740
But the injured reserve is the same thing.

2140
01:12:12,740 --> 01:12:16,300
How can you control someone getting knocked out for the season?

2141
01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:20,420
And let alone three of them in one week?

2142
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:21,420
I think we hit.

2143
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:22,420
That's the way it works, Sean.

2144
01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:23,700
I think there's too many people in the league.

2145
01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:25,180
COVID, I'm with you.

2146
01:12:25,180 --> 01:12:27,620
IR, that's just poor planning on your part.

2147
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:33,620
No, I think there's too many people in the league and too many rounds because every single

2148
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:35,940
player is taken.

2149
01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:36,940
We have a lot of players.

2150
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:37,940
We have 12 players.

2151
01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:38,940
Listen to you.

2152
01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:39,940
You're bitching about the same thing.

2153
01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:41,660
You're like, yeah, there's no one out there.

2154
01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:43,220
Well, and I like that.

2155
01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:44,300
You know what?

2156
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:49,220
Because I will tell you, when we went to a 12-team league in the beginning, there were

2157
01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:50,220
people out there.

2158
01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:51,220
Not anymore.

2159
01:12:51,220 --> 01:12:52,220
Oh, I know.

2160
01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:55,280
But we've gotten better as a league.

2161
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:58,060
There were people that were like, oh, I'm going to pick this home run.

2162
01:12:58,060 --> 01:12:59,780
I'm not going to.

2163
01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:01,380
They didn't know what they were doing.

2164
01:13:01,380 --> 01:13:02,380
Because I joined.

2165
01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:04,500
That's when everyone stepped up their game.

2166
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,500
Are you sure?

2167
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,500
Yeah.

2168
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,500
Are you 100% sure that's going to happen?

2169
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:10,740
I think that guy is a Bangle fan, and I know he's just going to rock it.

2170
01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:11,740
Bangle fan.

2171
01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:12,740
All right.

2172
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:13,740
So that was an important part.

2173
01:13:13,740 --> 01:13:14,740
He's not a Titans fan.

2174
01:13:14,740 --> 01:13:15,740
That's what pushed over the edge.

2175
01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:16,740
Yes.

2176
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:17,740
The Tytrans.

2177
01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:18,740
Right.

2178
01:13:18,740 --> 01:13:19,740
Right.

2179
01:13:19,740 --> 01:13:20,740
Got you there.

2180
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:21,740
Got you there.

2181
01:13:21,740 --> 01:13:22,940
No, seriously, though.

2182
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:29,220
I love that when I go out to, in that league, the 12-team league, when I go out to the Wave

2183
01:13:29,220 --> 01:13:34,460
a Wire and I see nothing, I'm actually, this is going to sound totally corny.

2184
01:13:34,460 --> 01:13:35,660
I'm proud.

2185
01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:36,660
Because we're in a league.

2186
01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:37,660
It drives me nuts.

2187
01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:38,660
No, I'm proud.

2188
01:13:38,660 --> 01:13:39,660
It drives me nuts.

2189
01:13:39,660 --> 01:13:43,700
I'm proud because we have our shit together.

2190
01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:47,100
Everybody that's in that league knows they're paying attention.

2191
01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:48,240
They're taking this seriously.

2192
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:52,300
They know that when like Mixon went down, they know who the backup is.

2193
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:54,460
When Derek Henry went down, they know who the backup is.

2194
01:13:54,460 --> 01:13:56,500
And somebody sucked them up immediately.

2195
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,000
Well, sure.

2196
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,420
That's great.

2197
01:13:59,420 --> 01:14:01,360
That's the way a league should be.

2198
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:03,660
But you have to have to have to be out there to be sucked up.

2199
01:14:03,660 --> 01:14:07,020
There's been many times I go out there and I'm just like, there's no one.

2200
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:08,740
Now it's like they were already sucked up.

2201
01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:10,700
Yeah, now the backup's already gone.

2202
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,700
I know.

2203
01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:12,700
That's even better.

2204
01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:13,700
It's even better.

2205
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:14,700
No.

2206
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:19,020
You know what, guys, honestly, strategically, you've got to be on your game.

2207
01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:20,020
No.

2208
01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:21,020
You've got to do your research.

2209
01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:22,020
You've got to know.

2210
01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:23,020
What if we did this?

2211
01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:24,020
You've got to know the people that you're picking up.

2212
01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:28,460
If we're going to strategize a way to make things better, what if we knocked the 20-man

2213
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:30,780
roster down to 18?

2214
01:14:30,780 --> 01:14:33,740
That's a horrible idea.

2215
01:14:33,740 --> 01:14:35,860
That would leave 24 players on the.

2216
01:14:35,860 --> 01:14:39,660
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.

2217
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:40,660
Why?

2218
01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:41,660
I'm not sure yet.

2219
01:14:41,660 --> 01:14:42,660
Show your proof.

2220
01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:43,660
Yeah, there you go.

2221
01:14:43,660 --> 01:14:45,140
Though I have no proof to show.

2222
01:14:45,140 --> 01:14:46,140
Show your facts.

2223
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,140
But I'm still in my bones.

2224
01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:48,140
I feel that's a bad idea.

2225
01:14:48,140 --> 01:14:53,420
So what was that that they said, you know, the monoclonals?

2226
01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:54,420
Show your proof that they don't work.

2227
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:55,420
Oh my God.

2228
01:14:55,420 --> 01:14:56,420
That's the way you are.

2229
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:57,420
Hey, did we talk about that already?

2230
01:14:57,420 --> 01:14:59,380
Well, first off, I'm not the FDA or the CDC.

2231
01:14:59,380 --> 01:15:01,140
So I don't have to talk about that.

2232
01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:02,140
Yeah, Paul and I did.

2233
01:15:02,140 --> 01:15:05,460
Yeah, but did we talk about that when you were trying to get your password?

2234
01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:08,140
Yeah, I think you were trying to recover your password or something.

2235
01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:10,860
You were gone for about 18 minutes.

2236
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:13,220
Yeah, we missed you a lot.

2237
01:15:13,220 --> 01:15:14,220
Well, I'm back.

2238
01:15:14,220 --> 01:15:15,220
Yeah.

2239
01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:16,220
So so how you feeling?

2240
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:21,060
I got a little bit of some sort of tuberculosis cough for some reason.

2241
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:22,060
I was doing fine.

2242
01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:24,300
I saw the crown after the post.

2243
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:26,260
I think of a doctor.

2244
01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:27,260
Yeah.

2245
01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:30,580
And honestly, I had it for three weeks.

2246
01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:31,580
Yeah.

2247
01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:32,580
No.

2248
01:15:32,580 --> 01:15:34,060
So I have that to look forward to through February.

2249
01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:35,060
Yes, you do.

2250
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:36,060
Awesome.

2251
01:15:36,060 --> 01:15:37,060
Yeah.

2252
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:38,060
It also makes your penis get tiny.

2253
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:39,060
Right.

2254
01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:40,060
Well, I didn't know.

2255
01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:41,060
Maybe I didn't have it.

2256
01:15:41,060 --> 01:15:42,700
So you sent us you sent us a picture.

2257
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:43,700
I don't think so.

2258
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:47,900
Yeah, no, it does a covid test slash pregnancy test.

2259
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:48,900
Okay.

2260
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:49,900
Was that something you took?

2261
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:50,900
You you idiots.

2262
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:54,220
Did you zoom in on it?

2263
01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:55,220
He never zoomed in on it.

2264
01:15:55,220 --> 01:15:56,220
I was just like, what is this?

2265
01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:58,420
You're a dog when you zoom in on it.

2266
01:15:58,420 --> 01:15:59,420
Yes.

2267
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:00,420
Black guy.

2268
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:01,420
It was BBD.

2269
01:16:01,420 --> 01:16:02,860
Oh, I didn't zoom in on it.

2270
01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:03,860
You idiot.

2271
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:08,420
I even tried to frame it like, hey, guys, like, is that a clear line or not?

2272
01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:09,420
I didn't see that.

2273
01:16:09,420 --> 01:16:10,420
Yeah.

2274
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:11,420
Zoom in again.

2275
01:16:11,420 --> 01:16:12,420
No.

2276
01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:13,420
Okay.

2277
01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:16,180
What we're talking about here is I got from another friend a covid test and they were

2278
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,980
like, dude, I can't believe it.

2279
01:16:17,980 --> 01:16:18,980
I'm I'm I'm positive.

2280
01:16:18,980 --> 01:16:19,980
It is a picture.

2281
01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:20,980
Are you sure it's positive?

2282
01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:21,980
Right.

2283
01:16:21,980 --> 01:16:24,180
And if you zoom in, there's the dude.

2284
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,180
Big BD.

2285
01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:30,260
Yeah, like so it's it's the it's the little indicator with the two lines.

2286
01:16:30,260 --> 01:16:36,300
But somehow when you zoom in, they've got the silhouette of the BBD.

2287
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:41,100
And I still I can't believe you didn't bite on it after everything we were talked about.

2288
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:42,660
No, I didn't do it.

2289
01:16:42,660 --> 01:16:43,660
That's ridiculous.

2290
01:16:43,660 --> 01:16:44,660
Anyway, did you do it now?

2291
01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:45,660
I'm looking for it.

2292
01:16:45,660 --> 01:16:46,660
Yeah.

2293
01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:47,660
And we sent a lot of shit.

2294
01:16:47,660 --> 01:16:48,660
Yeah.

2295
01:16:48,660 --> 01:16:49,660
Yeah.

2296
01:16:49,660 --> 01:16:50,660
Well, that was him trolling me.

2297
01:16:50,660 --> 01:16:51,660
No, I'm the titan.

2298
01:16:51,660 --> 01:16:52,660
There it is.

2299
01:16:52,660 --> 01:16:54,140
He was the nine year old troll.

2300
01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:55,140
Whatever.

2301
01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:56,580
Oh, you were the biggest troll.

2302
01:16:56,580 --> 01:16:57,580
I see it now.

2303
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,580
Is that right?

2304
01:16:58,580 --> 01:16:59,580
Yeah.

2305
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:01,700
That was what the funny part of it was.

2306
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:02,900
And I tried to frame it.

2307
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:08,900
Actually, the guy that sent it to me did not do a good job of like making people zoom in.

2308
01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:12,660
But I tried to word it so that is that one line or two lines?

2309
01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:14,860
Yeah, it obviously wasn't good enough.

2310
01:17:14,860 --> 01:17:17,700
Well, like your time because you zoomed in, but he didn't.

2311
01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:19,460
Well, he's like a dick magnet.

2312
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,460
He knows.

2313
01:17:20,460 --> 01:17:22,940
Oh, there's a big wood there.

2314
01:17:22,940 --> 01:17:23,940
Oh, damn.

2315
01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,900
Explain that.

2316
01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:27,620
So why does he think you're a dick magnet?

2317
01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:31,740
I'm not trying to be.

2318
01:17:31,740 --> 01:17:35,300
I'm just saying I think there's something there.

2319
01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:41,060
When he's when he's involved in his wishful thinking, when when BBD is there, he always

2320
01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:44,780
spots it just like the George Floyd when he sent out the day after.

2321
01:17:44,780 --> 01:17:47,340
So just because I'm perceptive too early.

2322
01:17:47,340 --> 01:17:48,340
Is that it?

2323
01:17:48,340 --> 01:17:49,340
What'd you say?

2324
01:17:49,340 --> 01:17:55,900
I didn't even know that was who sent the one out with George Floyd with BBD's dick across

2325
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:56,900
his neck.

2326
01:17:56,900 --> 01:18:04,180
OK, that was right after the day after that was right after it happened.

2327
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:09,740
Even I was like, it's funny, but no, that was harsh.

2328
01:18:09,740 --> 01:18:12,100
I think it was excellent.

2329
01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:13,500
Did you see that back?

2330
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,900
Barry was like, oh, yeah.

2331
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:16,900
Oh, no.

2332
01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:18,900
So he's he's borderline.

2333
01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:19,900
Gay?

2334
01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:20,900
No.

2335
01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:21,900
Oh, borderline.

2336
01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:26,220
He's in between liberal and conservative because his parents are blue.

2337
01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:27,220
What they call them?

2338
01:18:27,220 --> 01:18:28,220
Blue dog.

2339
01:18:28,220 --> 01:18:29,220
Blue dog.

2340
01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:30,220
Democrats.

2341
01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:31,220
Hardcore.

2342
01:18:31,220 --> 01:18:32,820
And so he has that influence.

2343
01:18:32,820 --> 01:18:36,060
And so he's he's right there on the edge.

2344
01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:38,140
So he would enjoy this discussion if he can.

2345
01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:39,140
Oh, yeah.

2346
01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:40,140
Oh, he would love it.

2347
01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:41,140
He's smart, though, right?

2348
01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:42,140
You know what?

2349
01:18:42,140 --> 01:18:43,140
Oh, he'd be able to cover.

2350
01:18:43,140 --> 01:18:44,140
Oh, my God.

2351
01:18:44,140 --> 01:18:45,140
He'd be able to talk his stuff.

2352
01:18:45,140 --> 01:18:47,460
You know, you talk about he's the ultimate Cowboys fan.

2353
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:49,220
Ultimate and no one can compare to him.

2354
01:18:49,220 --> 01:18:50,220
You know why?

2355
01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:51,980
Because I can say, you know what?

2356
01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:53,980
In nineteen seventy seven, Barry, what happened?

2357
01:18:53,980 --> 01:18:55,980
I think Dustin Hoffman could.

2358
01:18:55,980 --> 01:18:57,380
No, no.

2359
01:18:57,380 --> 01:19:00,380
In nineteen seventy seven, what happened in the wildcard game?

2360
01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:03,740
And he go, oh, there was four minutes.

2361
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,220
You ever fact check thirty three?

2362
01:19:05,220 --> 01:19:08,180
No, I can promise you it's amazing.

2363
01:19:08,180 --> 01:19:10,660
He knows exactly what happened.

2364
01:19:10,660 --> 01:19:12,460
Be like Robert Stalbeck.

2365
01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:16,020
His child had had the flu that day, so he couldn't make it.

2366
01:19:16,020 --> 01:19:18,940
A hundred percent, which people like that who just have a crazy memory.

2367
01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:19,940
He knows exactly.

2368
01:19:19,940 --> 01:19:22,500
You have one of those idatic memories where he just remembers everything.

2369
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:23,500
Unbelievable.

2370
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:24,500
I knew a guy like that.

2371
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:28,060
His name is his name is Jay Williams and Jay Williams.

2372
01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:30,580
He played for the Sacramento Kings.

2373
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:31,580
He did not play for.

2374
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:35,300
Well, he Jay there may be a Jay Williams, but this Jay Williams.

2375
01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:38,620
I worked at a bar as a disc jockey and I would run all kinds of programs.

2376
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:40,780
No, this was here in Dallas.

2377
01:19:40,780 --> 01:19:43,220
And Jay Williams was a guy that would be there all the time.

2378
01:19:43,220 --> 01:19:44,840
And he really was autistic.

2379
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,140
He had some shit going on.

2380
01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:47,140
Ray man.

2381
01:19:47,140 --> 01:19:51,700
And I tell you, he would come up with the most crazy factoids up.

2382
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:56,500
I mean, because I would have like, all right, guys, let's see if you can't stump Jay, you

2383
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:57,500
know?

2384
01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,700
And so they come up and they start asking him questions and they couldn't do it.

2385
01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:00,700
They couldn't do it.

2386
01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:01,700
Because he's autistic.

2387
01:20:01,700 --> 01:20:02,700
It's like Barry.

2388
01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:03,700
So you think Barry's autistic?

2389
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:04,700
He might be.

2390
01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:05,980
There's there's a spectrum.

2391
01:20:05,980 --> 01:20:09,100
I will tell you the guy he's not he's not.

2392
01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:12,300
But holy shit, just because he has a good memory doesn't mean he's.

2393
01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:13,300
Oh, my God.

2394
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:14,300
It's insane.

2395
01:20:14,300 --> 01:20:16,700
Well, Mary Lou Hennor, the redhead from Taxi.

2396
01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:18,900
I can't even remember what happened.

2397
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:20,500
Well, she's on Titans last year.

2398
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:24,460
She has the idea where she remembers everything.

2399
01:20:24,460 --> 01:20:28,660
Every conversation, every book read and she could read it back to you in Taxi.

2400
01:20:28,660 --> 01:20:32,500
We say, yeah, the redhead that was in Taxi.

2401
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:35,700
Marilyn Mary Lou Hennor, Mary Lou Hennor.

2402
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:39,660
They say that about Ted Cruz.

2403
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:40,660
He's got the memory.

2404
01:20:40,660 --> 01:20:43,300
Yeah, she reads up once and he remembers.

2405
01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:44,300
Here we go.

2406
01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:47,300
So he can't visually, but audio.

2407
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:50,900
He's an audio not audio file.

2408
01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:55,260
Anything he hears, he will retain forever is what they say.

2409
01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:58,020
They say, oh, she's cute.

2410
01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,020
I know who that is.

2411
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:00,020
Yeah.

2412
01:21:00,020 --> 01:21:03,620
I mean, she's a lot older now, but she's always been cute.

2413
01:21:03,620 --> 01:21:04,620
Oh, yeah.

2414
01:21:04,620 --> 01:21:05,620
Look at that.

2415
01:21:05,620 --> 01:21:07,820
Look over one more to the right.

2416
01:21:07,820 --> 01:21:09,100
Yeah, go to the new one.

2417
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:10,100
One with the cleavage.

2418
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:11,100
There you go.

2419
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:12,100
There we go.

2420
01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,620
The cleavage.

2421
01:21:13,620 --> 01:21:16,540
She looks like a little Texas star, doesn't she?

2422
01:21:16,540 --> 01:21:18,020
A little whorehouse in Texas.

2423
01:21:18,020 --> 01:21:19,020
Really?

2424
01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:20,020
Yeah, you have to go say the word whore.

2425
01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:21,020
Show respect.

2426
01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:22,020
Oh, yeah.

2427
01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:23,020
What's wrong with you guys?

2428
01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:25,020
The other one pointing out the cleavage.

2429
01:21:25,020 --> 01:21:26,020
Yeah, show the nude one.

2430
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,020
Of the 70 year old.

2431
01:21:27,020 --> 01:21:29,020
There's the nude one with the big bush.

2432
01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:30,020
What?

2433
01:21:30,020 --> 01:21:31,020
What?

2434
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,020
What?

2435
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:33,020
I don't see that one.

2436
01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:34,020
Where's the bush at?

2437
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:35,020
Sorry.

2438
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:36,020
Head for the hills.

2439
01:21:36,020 --> 01:21:37,020
Head for the mountains.

2440
01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:38,020
Head for the mountains.

2441
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,020
Head for the mountains.

2442
01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,020
Head for the mountains.

2443
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,020
Head for the mountains.

2444
01:21:41,020 --> 01:21:42,020
Head for the mountains.

2445
01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:43,020
Head for the mountains.

2446
01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:44,020
Head for the mountains.

2447
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:45,020
Alright, okay.

2448
01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:46,020
Nice.

2449
01:21:46,020 --> 01:21:47,020
skincare, hair.

2450
01:21:47,020 --> 01:21:48,020
up.

2451
01:21:47,280 --> 01:22:09,020
delivers program and we've got some people who want help or in fact, bring in money with

2452
01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:49,020
Thank you, this really him.

2453
01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:50,020
Next, who's up next?

2454
01:21:50,020 --> 01:21:51,020
Next we have Nasir's dog.

2455
01:21:51,020 --> 01:21:52,020
Next we have Nasir's dog.

2456
01:21:52,020 --> 01:21:53,020
Up next, who's up next?

2457
01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:55,020
Who's it deck with the club tonight?

2458
01:21:55,020 --> 01:21:56,020
Se…

2459
01:21:56,020 --> 01:21:58,020
Uh, uh, I think I saw this one once, last time, yeah?

2460
01:21:58,020 --> 01:21:59,020
Oh, okay, um…

2461
01:21:59,020 --> 01:22:00,020
Awesome.

2462
01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:01,020
Thank you.

2463
01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:02,020
Awesome.

2464
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,020
Alright.

2465
01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:04,020
Amazing.

2466
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:05,020
Awesome.

2467
01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:06,020
Guys, don't you grab a copy of this thing here at the H lusto.

2468
01:22:09,020 --> 01:22:10,020
that.

2469
01:22:10,020 --> 01:22:11,020
Got them?

2470
01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:13,900
to you. Right. Probably has audio books going nonstop.

2471
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:14,940
That's what I mean. There we go.

2472
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:16,820
You just have the shit running.

2473
01:22:16,820 --> 01:22:18,700
So Nancy Pelosi is going to run again.

2474
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:19,980
That's what she had made a statement.

2475
01:22:19,980 --> 01:22:21,140
Yes. That's a tragedy.

2476
01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:23,100
Yep. Tonight. Is it a tragedy?

2477
01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:25,780
It's not a tragedy. She's going to get her ass thumped.

2478
01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:26,900
No, she's going to win.

2479
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:29,580
Oh, no, she is going to win. Yeah. No, I'm sorry.

2480
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:33,020
She's going to win because those people in San Francisco

2481
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:36,860
are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet.

2482
01:22:36,860 --> 01:22:38,300
They keep voting her in. Yeah.

2483
01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:40,700
And Schiff. Stupidest people on the planet.

2484
01:22:40,700 --> 01:22:42,580
And Kamala. They voted for her, too.

2485
01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:46,060
100 percent. So she's going to get voted in,

2486
01:22:46,060 --> 01:22:50,940
but she's going to be the gigantic minority.

2487
01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:55,820
So then what? Are they going to make her the minority speaker?

2488
01:22:55,820 --> 01:22:58,020
She already said she will not be the minority speaker.

2489
01:22:58,020 --> 01:23:00,060
Well, she's already gone back on her retirement

2490
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:01,660
because she was floating out there for a little bit.

2491
01:23:01,660 --> 01:23:04,180
There we go. Wow. So so so here we go.

2492
01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:05,940
So she gets voted in.

2493
01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:09,340
They get trounced in later this year.

2494
01:23:09,340 --> 01:23:13,820
And and so she's not in the minority.

2495
01:23:13,820 --> 01:23:15,060
I mean, she's not in the majority.

2496
01:23:15,060 --> 01:23:17,900
Well, they're going to have to understand that she's not part of the solution.

2497
01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:19,940
She doesn't run for majority.

2498
01:23:19,940 --> 01:23:24,180
I mean, she's just going to be a regular old regular old whatever.

2499
01:23:24,180 --> 01:23:26,780
Or she could go to her ego, could handle it.

2500
01:23:26,780 --> 01:23:31,700
I don't think she I don't think she could unless she's doing the stock thing.

2501
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:35,580
Well, I think like, you know, did she just buy a house in Florida?

2502
01:23:35,580 --> 01:23:39,100
Yeah. Stock. I mean, she's doing inside inside of training left and right.

2503
01:23:39,100 --> 01:23:41,620
And she's going to make another just bought a huge mansion.

2504
01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:45,540
You could make another 40 million in the next term that she gets.

2505
01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:50,780
Just based on based on insider trading and corruption.

2506
01:23:51,380 --> 01:23:52,580
Right. Why not? Right.

2507
01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:54,940
Well, she's 82. She's not going to live much longer.

2508
01:23:54,940 --> 01:23:57,820
Dude, I freaking retire and enjoy the millions.

2509
01:23:57,820 --> 01:23:59,860
Your life to enjoy the fruits of your theft.

2510
01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:02,620
How wonderful would it be that she doesn't finish her term?

2511
01:24:03,380 --> 01:24:04,940
Well, when I die.

2512
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:07,060
No, not like that.

2513
01:24:07,060 --> 01:24:08,220
Just like she's not.

2514
01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:11,140
She's not going to have a stroke and not be with you, not be here.

2515
01:24:11,140 --> 01:24:15,380
Well, what I think is going to happen is what I mean is, is it the is it the house

2516
01:24:15,380 --> 01:24:18,180
represents is it every two years? Yes. Yeah.

2517
01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:21,380
So I think she's going to come in and she's going to go scorched earth.

2518
01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:24,980
And she is going to be just.

2519
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:28,820
Good for burning every bridge because she's like, I'm done.

2520
01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:31,540
If there's going to be 84, she's so fucking seen out.

2521
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:33,420
She doesn't even know what she's saying. Is she?

2522
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:34,780
She should be 82 in March.

2523
01:24:34,780 --> 01:24:36,260
She speaks very well.

2524
01:24:36,260 --> 01:24:39,020
I mean, no, no, she does not.

2525
01:24:39,020 --> 01:24:40,300
I have seen.

2526
01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:41,820
Have you seen? I don't think she does.

2527
01:24:41,820 --> 01:24:43,060
A press conference with her.

2528
01:24:43,060 --> 01:24:45,020
She yes. No.

2529
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:48,540
And I've seen a recent press conference with Nancy Pelosi.

2530
01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:50,100
And I can promise you it's not.

2531
01:24:50,100 --> 01:24:54,580
She has a very articulate vocabulary and she's able to express herself easily.

2532
01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:56,420
Maybe at times, but so does Biden at times.

2533
01:24:56,420 --> 01:24:58,100
I think I think there are some times.

2534
01:24:58,100 --> 01:24:59,500
That's what Alzheimer's does.

2535
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:03,380
I think there are some times where the camera catches her and she can't talk.

2536
01:25:03,380 --> 01:25:05,420
And look, I'm no fan of fucking Nancy Pelosi.

2537
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:07,620
So I'm like, I'm no fan of the.

2538
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:09,980
He's going to move to San Francisco and vote for it.

2539
01:25:10,380 --> 01:25:11,980
I mean, Pelosi is like the Titans.

2540
01:25:11,980 --> 01:25:14,100
I mean, it's just like, oh, there you go.

2541
01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:15,740
I think she's going to get in

2542
01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:18,740
and she's going to go scorched earth and just cause so much.

2543
01:25:18,740 --> 01:25:22,660
Can we focus on the nine year old troll that's in the podcast right now?

2544
01:25:22,780 --> 01:25:24,940
No, if you ignore them, they go away.

2545
01:25:24,940 --> 01:25:26,940
Do what? You have to ignore them.

2546
01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:28,860
Oh, you can't do that.

2547
01:25:28,860 --> 01:25:31,300
You can't. Because he's a nine year old, too.

2548
01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:33,380
No, no, I'm not.

2549
01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:35,660
I'm at least 11.

2550
01:25:35,660 --> 01:25:38,900
All right. So we're going to attempt to pull something up here.

2551
01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:40,780
Yeah. Bring up.

2552
01:25:40,780 --> 01:25:42,500
Hold on. Is it recent?

2553
01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:45,460
Is it recent? This is tonight's right.

2554
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:48,660
Good. No, that's from December 15th, 2021.

2555
01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:49,820
Let's roll with it.

2556
01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:51,540
I want to hear her. She articulate.

2557
01:25:51,540 --> 01:25:53,940
Here we go. As well.

2558
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,940
But the deaths are.

2559
01:25:55,940 --> 01:25:57,220
Yes, she's doing great.

2560
01:25:57,220 --> 01:25:58,340
So very, very sad.

2561
01:25:58,340 --> 01:26:02,580
It's so hard to comprehend eight hundred thousand people.

2562
01:26:02,580 --> 01:26:05,900
That's a lot. And the number continues to go to her.

2563
01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:12,100
But we can't hold on to be optimistic about the effectiveness of the vaccines.

2564
01:26:12,540 --> 01:26:14,540
The awareness that some people are not.

2565
01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:17,020
Well, they need to be optimistic.

2566
01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:19,500
Yeah, they need to be vaccinated.

2567
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:25,660
Do they? And then we also had the moment of silence for those who affected by the storms.

2568
01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:29,020
I was very moved by.

2569
01:26:29,940 --> 01:26:31,420
Look, see, you can talk.

2570
01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:32,860
She's fucking 84 years old.

2571
01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:34,140
She's not articulate.

2572
01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:35,980
Oh, come on. Keep going. Keep going.

2573
01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:38,220
No, I don't want to hear it either.

2574
01:26:38,220 --> 01:26:40,420
And look, you're wrong.

2575
01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:43,940
She is full of shit and she disgusts me, but she could fucking have a conversation.

2576
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:45,500
Is my point. Yes, she can.

2577
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:46,980
Now, Joe Biden is the definition.

2578
01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:49,500
You dumb son of a. Oh, hold on. He didn't say that.

2579
01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:50,980
What do you say?

2580
01:26:51,260 --> 01:26:52,780
Yeah, he was the son of a bitch.

2581
01:26:52,780 --> 01:26:54,860
Oh, what a he said.

2582
01:26:54,860 --> 01:26:57,820
What a asset. What an asset.

2583
01:26:57,820 --> 01:26:59,740
Inflation. Stupid son of a bitch.

2584
01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:01,660
Stupid son of a bitch.

2585
01:27:01,660 --> 01:27:04,060
Or president of the United States.

2586
01:27:04,060 --> 01:27:08,260
Yeah. And then, you know, he says, I will not tolerate anybody putting anybody down.

2587
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:10,340
I will fire them on the spot.

2588
01:27:10,340 --> 01:27:12,020
This is like one in two weeks. Yeah.

2589
01:27:12,020 --> 01:27:15,540
And he was like he was like the the what do you say?

2590
01:27:15,740 --> 01:27:22,060
The the the whatever of the of the journalists, the Volvo.

2591
01:27:23,180 --> 01:27:24,700
The Volvo. Ariella.

2592
01:27:24,700 --> 01:27:25,900
Ariella. OK.

2593
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:31,140
No, the being mean, I can't think of the word being mean to the journalist.

2594
01:27:31,140 --> 01:27:33,300
That ends now. Vitriolic.

2595
01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:35,220
That ends now. And then now look at him.

2596
01:27:35,220 --> 01:27:36,900
He's like the son of a bitch.

2597
01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:38,300
What the fuck kind of question is that?

2598
01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:40,460
Joe Biden is angry.

2599
01:27:40,460 --> 01:27:43,780
He's he's out of he's out of touch.

2600
01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,540
It's just like, oh, my God, did you know?

2601
01:27:45,540 --> 01:27:47,180
Fucking you're going on.

2602
01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:49,700
He's angry because they had no clue what's going on.

2603
01:27:49,700 --> 01:27:53,740
He has full fledged elderly abuse going on.

2604
01:27:53,740 --> 01:27:56,300
Well, he gets that look on his face like full fledge.

2605
01:27:56,580 --> 01:27:58,060
How dare he ask me this question? Yeah.

2606
01:27:58,060 --> 01:27:58,980
I have the answer to it. Yeah.

2607
01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:00,820
He's like he's like, what the fuck?

2608
01:28:00,820 --> 01:28:03,140
He doesn't feel like answering him.

2609
01:28:03,140 --> 01:28:05,300
That's what it is. He's above answering it.

2610
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:07,700
Yes. And he doesn't know how to answer it.

2611
01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:09,300
He doesn't know how to answer it.

2612
01:28:09,300 --> 01:28:11,940
And that's what makes him frustrated.

2613
01:28:11,940 --> 01:28:16,140
I I'm I fucking year one.

2614
01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:17,900
We're on year one.

2615
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:20,220
Year one. Year one.

2616
01:28:20,220 --> 01:28:23,660
That cannot be overstated.

2617
01:28:23,660 --> 01:28:27,340
And we have three more years of being scared to death

2618
01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:28,860
that we're going to go to war.

2619
01:28:28,860 --> 01:28:32,260
You know, they were hounding Trump the whole time.

2620
01:28:32,580 --> 01:28:33,900
Always going to get us in the war.

2621
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:35,860
He's going to end the pot. The whole planet.

2622
01:28:35,860 --> 01:28:37,180
He's the only one who did not start it.

2623
01:28:37,180 --> 01:28:38,620
He's got his finger on the button.

2624
01:28:38,620 --> 01:28:40,380
We literally we're literally all going to die.

2625
01:28:42,380 --> 01:28:47,140
Joe Biden is the one that introduced a global nuclear war.

2626
01:28:47,140 --> 01:28:49,140
Yeah. He's the one that said that.

2627
01:28:49,140 --> 01:28:52,020
I know if Putin gets into Ukraine.

2628
01:28:52,820 --> 01:28:55,940
All right. Well, look, dudes like us are very frustrated.

2629
01:28:56,740 --> 01:28:59,060
Yeah, we have some angst tonight.

2630
01:28:59,060 --> 01:29:01,860
Yeah. Well, once you get over the titans, you'll be you'll be over.

2631
01:29:01,860 --> 01:29:03,180
I don't think I can, though.

2632
01:29:03,180 --> 01:29:05,260
I feel good about the trolls.

2633
01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:06,740
I feel good about the bangles.

2634
01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:08,660
Do you? Yeah, I feel good about it, too.

2635
01:29:08,660 --> 01:29:10,540
I think they're going to I don't want to root against them,

2636
01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:12,940
but I think the chiefs are going to crush them.

2637
01:29:13,340 --> 01:29:15,740
All right. Look, dudes like guys, I'm Sean Jeff.

2638
01:29:15,980 --> 01:29:17,060
Oh, shit.

2639
01:29:17,060 --> 01:29:19,220
Now you fucked up, son of a I'm Paul.

2640
01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:21,020
I'm Jeff and I'm Sean.

2641
01:29:21,020 --> 01:29:22,740
And we still suck.

2642
01:29:22,740 --> 01:29:24,860
And we're just like us and we love each other.

2643
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,740
Thanks, Dewey.

2644
01:29:27,860 --> 01:29:29,540
Now I can't hear you.

2645
01:29:29,540 --> 01:29:30,940
My head says.

2646
01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:55,540
And.