Did you need batteries for that?
Would you bring some?
No.
Because I did find some AAAs if you need some.
Or AAs.
For his wireless keyboard?
Yes, for his wireless keyboard.
You're introducing challenges to your technology when you go wireless.
Why don't you just get a wired one and plug it into your laptop?
I don't have problems with my wireless stuff.
I was a little frustrated because last week my other keyboard didn't work.
This one is working fine.
It's my login. I forgot my God bless and login.
Because you know how you save it?
No.
Login to what?
To my Gmail.
Oh, your Gmail?
Oh, oh.
Welcome back to the third week of January Edition.
2022?
We skipped last week.
We did skip last week.
We skipped last week.
Was it illness or just conflicts?
Sean had flu-rona.
I don't want to admit to having corona or Omicron or any of that bullshit.
It's not a badge of shame.
It is not a badge of shame. Everybody got it.
I think I have it right now.
I had a bug.
That's great.
I'm smelling the toilet right now.
It knocked me out for a little bit.
I'm not really sure what it was all about.
I bet it was the Omicron.
I bet you it was.
The whole world is getting it.
And the vaccine does nothing to stop it.
No.
Like I said, I think I have it right now.
I started probably about dinner time.
Here's the good thing.
I've already gotten it, so I'm immune.
Sean's already gotten it.
He's immune.
Austin's a dead man.
I think Austin had it too.
Oh, Austin already got it too.
OK, our producer got it, so he's immune.
Yeah, he got it this past weekend.
So now we just have to focus on propping you up.
Yeah.
You feed a lot of bourbon in water.
Oh, what?
Bourbon.
I have some bourbon.
I don't know how much I'm going to drink tonight.
I may stay away from the beers tonight.
Oh, that's fattening.
Just enjoy the bourbon.
You know, you don't have to announce that.
What?
It's kind of a Debbie Downs.
I'm going to have like a six pack tonight.
You know what?
I'm not going to engage or have fun tonight.
I'm not going to drink anything.
I'm not going to say anything.
I'm going to drink less than a gallon this time.
This is going to be the best podcast ever.
Wow.
Thanks, Sean.
Well, I'll tell you, what really grinds my gears is trying to figure out that freaking
unicorn of a password for anything that you want to log into.
It doesn't matter, because you know, on the computers, it resets, and all of a sudden
it's like, hey, guess what, guys?
It's time for you to learn your new password.
Oh my god, I don't remember.
Why are you making me do this?
Do you buy gay laptops that talk to you like that?
Yeah, all the time.
Really?
They're special.
Is it a discount?
Well, that's a Mac.
That's a Windows.
So what's the Cortana?
Is the vocal assistant, voice assistant on those things?
And it goes, hey, guys.
And he changed it to Cortland.
We changed the password.
He changed it to Cortland.
That is nice.
I'd be in your Cortana.
Yeah, but that's offensive.
Really?
That's not.
All right.
Anyway, so a lot's happened in the last two weeks.
Yeah, Biden had the death week.
He is in a downward spiral from hell.
He is.
And I don't know if he's going to recover.
I mean, his poll numbers are horrendous.
The mainstream media is saying mean things about him.
Finally.
I mean, it took a year.
It's shocking.
They're saying mean things about him.
Yeah, they are.
They're finally coming back, just like the virus.
They're finally admitting some of the data was incorrect.
That cloth masks don't work.
The blue things that everyone wears don't work.
They don't work.
And the vaccine doesn't work.
The whole world got Omnikron, even though the whole world's vaccinated.
Yeah, because the vaccine doesn't work with Omnikron.
Now the Pfizer and all of them are looking for an Omnikron vaccine.
Right.
Right?
So I think by the time that's done, everyone's going to have it.
Again, I think you've all had it.
I think I have it.
You've got this campaign that's being generated.
It's not a right or left thing.
You've got this anti-vax campaign that's being now pushed.
It started with Joe Rogan podcast where you had that one doctor, I think we discussed him.
That started well before that.
Yeah, Morgan.
But more.
Robert Morgan.
Well, it started getting more and more popular, you know, because they were like talking
about, you know, these doctors are against the Spotify Joe Rogan show now because they're
preaching misinformation.
And they were like 270 doctors have approved.
You know, of those 270 doctors, you know, most of them weren't even doctors.
Yeah, they were.
Or, you know, true sportsmen of.
They weren't medical doctors.
No.
And if they were medical doctors.
By the way, somebody who works on wrist surgeries, just because they're an M.D.
And they work on wrist surgeries does not make them an immunologist.
Doesn't make them a virologist.
It doesn't make them any any sort of possible authority or have any credibility whatsoever
on the on the frickin coronavirus.
Right.
So shut the frickin hole.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, he's outside on the doorsteps of what is the name of the building that Lincoln is
Memorial building Memorial Memorial.
Yeah.
What is the is that the whole building called?
Yeah.
Yes.
So he's out there out in front of the Lincoln Memorial.
And, you know, they've got they've got thousands and thousands of people out there.
By the reflecting pool.
Yeah.
And I mean, it was all lined up all the way around the reflecting pool.
Yeah.
They were all reflecting thinking, God, we and I go on here.
He is a ding dong.
Well, he said it.
Well, he said they're saying, you know, we don't have 200 250 doctors saying that we're
spreading misinformation.
We have 17000 doctors, you know, he's holding this huge bushel of papers, you know, this
huge dream.
And he's flying it back and forth.
Fight back.
You know, this is crazy.
Right.
They these guys took an oath.
Right.
To to to treat their patients as best they know how.
And they should not stand for the government standing in their way between them and their
patients.
Right.
It's about time that they stand up and make that happen.
Well, you heard what Biden did with the federal government did to Florida.
Yeah.
Shut down those.
There's others to to turn it of the monoclonal or whatever they're called.
Right.
The anyway, there's two monocrobial antibody treatment or something like that.
Yeah.
There's two of them that they said, yeah, you're not getting anymore because you're
too successful.
That's what I read into it.
Well, they claimed that it was because they they there wasn't any evidence or data to
support that they were effective.
And then the doctors asked to see the data and there is no data.
Right.
What are you guys talking about?
Which in Florida, the FDA shut down these alternate treatments for coronavirus, which
was the monoclonal antibodies, something rather and something else.
And they said there's no evidence that it works.
So we're going to shut it down because, you know, you're giving, I guess, false hope to
patients or something.
And so the doctors who were like are 100 percent in on this treatment and saying that it works
are asking them for the data that proves that it doesn't work.
And they're like, oh, yeah, well, yeah, you know, there's no data.
No, they're just shutting it down because it's it's not the vaccine.
Yes.
It's not the vaccine.
And DeSantis went nuts, went nuts.
Did they still shut it down, though?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they shut it down because, you know, the all powerful FDA, you know how that is.
Yeah.
What they need to do is well, even if a private company makes them, the FDA is still not going
to approve it and say, yes, you can.
Even though the vaccine is experimental.
Yeah.
Right.
So if the FDA shuts it down, does that mean that you can't do it at all?
No.
Or can you say this is experimental?
You tell the patient, hey, this is experimental, it's not FDA approved.
Do you want it?
I mean, you know what?
That's a great that's a great point, because, you know, there's a ton of supplements that
you buy off the shelf that say, right, these statements are not supported by the FDA.
Right.
Why can't you do this treatment is not supported by the FDA?
That's what I mean.
I mean, why can't they still administer this?
I hear you.
Or do they cut off the supply chain somehow?
Probably.
Says you're not going to probably hunt down and kill the people that administer the treatment.
Could be.
I'm telling you, it's crazy.
All right.
Anyway, you know what?
I'm going to dive right into the bourbon that we're drinking tonight and get that out of
the way, because it's a good one.
Yeah, Paul's very proud.
I am very proud of this one, because we have looked at it multiple times.
But you know what?
We just couldn't spring for it because it was costly or pricey.
And you know what?
I this is where I show my devotion and dedication to podcast.
So my boss, my God, hold on.
There's a big just figured out my password.
There's a big story here.
OK.
The big story.
I go to to Focot de Chow with my team for holiday lunch.
Did you eat meat?
I ate nothing but meat, tons of meat.
I made myself sick because that's what you're supposed to do at Focot de Chow.
Yeah.
Did you get the meat sweats?
Yes.
No, meat sweats.
Yeah.
You eat so much meat that you're shut the hell up.
You don't get meat sweats.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you didn't eat enough then.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
You eat so much that your body just sweats.
It looks like I can't handle this.
Eat too much of anything or meat?
Just meat.
I don't believe that at all.
Maybe asparagus.
Little smell.
Yeah, it'll smell.
Anyway, so we're exchanging gifts and I had no idea we were going to exchange gifts, so
I didn't bring any gifts.
Stellar, right?
Yeah.
But there's me, right?
What a giver.
Anyway, I'm making up for it by giving here.
He, my boss, gives me this very nice TX Barrel-Proof bourbon and what did I do?
He didn't open it, but straight to podcast.
Does he know that we taste and sample bourbons?
I didn't tell him that I took it to podcast with me.
He knows that we do this.
Does he know what we do?
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
I told him I do a podcast.
Oh, so he knows.
He probably assumed that I took it to podcast.
So he's listening right now.
Probably not.
Live.
Yeah, no, we don't have any listeners.
Yeah.
It's unfortunate.
So yeah, I agree.
This one's tasty because we got the regular TX bourbon and we were slightly disappointed
in it because we all really like the TX Whiskey.
That's a dessert.
We've talked about that before.
That's like a great dessert.
And it's not like the TX...
Well, this one came across it.
It didn't have the maple and the pecans, but it sure did.
My first-hand clinician was, it's very sweet.
I'm with you.
Sweet, cinnamon right off the top.
Absolutely.
And then all of a sudden you felt the heat, but it wasn't a lingering heat like it wanted
to, you know, how you drink some bourbon and you're like, oh my God, it's strong.
No.
There's no burn on this to me.
It just kind of rolls off right into the peppery end.
This is 118 proof.
Yeah, it's pretty stout.
This is like as stout as it gets, guys.
I mean, I know we've had a couple that are probably 119 up into the 120s, 130, but...
Well, we had the Blue Note two weeks ago and that one went down pretty smooth too.
Yeah.
I'm just saying it's rare that it has this, it packs this punch and has this smoothness.
Anyway, so, and this is Texas, right?
Yeah.
Do we know where they're located?
No, we do not.
Where is the TX bourbon distillery, Mr. Producer?
As in, is it a like day trip we could do?
I would love to do a day trip to that distillery.
That would be a lot of fun.
But you know, we just don't know where it is.
That's the challenge.
Somewhere in Texas though.
Visit, visit, Whiskey Ranch.
Which means it's probably within...
It's Bent, B-E-N-D-T Distilling Company.
In Louisville?
It's in Louisville, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God, that's 25 minutes away.
That's not very exciting.
That's very exciting.
225 South Charles Street.
Whiskey Ranch is located 10 minutes southeast of downtown Fort Worth and is situated on
112 acres of historic golf course.
Southwest of Fort Worth.
Did it say southwest?
Okay, so that's 60 miles away.
It says southeast.
Southeast.
So is that where the...
50 miles.
So that's Whiskey Ranch.
Yeah, that's where you book your events.
So book a tour.
Where are these distilleries?
So well, it says here, the stylish distillery featuring handcrafted whiskeys, guided tours,
handcrafted cocktail, bar and live music is B-E-N-D-T Distilling Company.
Okay.
Yeah, it's the Glen Garden Country Club.
The former ground.
So it is.
That's down there in southeast.
Is that down there by Midloseon?
Holy crap, so they've got two different locations for this?
I bet the grapevine is just a tasting room.
Probably.
Or a store.
You mean Louisville?
Or Louisville, yeah.
So the actual tour says we are not currently booking whisky tours.
Oh, because of COVID, so dangerous.
Bastards.
Yeah, I guess so.
So we need to keep an eye on that.
Very nice.
All right, we got to go there.
Because I tell you what, it's good.
I'm impressed.
I wonder how long it's been aged.
I wish they would say that.
I don't know.
That should be important.
It does.
It says it on the bottle.
Does it really?
Yeah, it's like 4.4 years.
Mr. Producer, how long on the bottle does it say that this has been aged?
Four?
Four years.
Does it say 4.4 or just say four?
No, there is no.4.
They don't do that kind of stuff.
No, I thought it had a.4.
No, they round down.
So what's.4 of a year?
That'd be April.
No, July?
Oh, fuck that.
.4 is...
.5 would be half, right?
So that'd be June and June-July.
Good Lord.
Anyway, we're not mathematicians, right?
We're podcasters.
We're algebraists.
OK, I want to share a story, a DMV story.
Oh, I'm done with those.
Unless I have to redo my license.
What do I have to do?
Everyone does.
So check this.
I'll try to make this a quick story.
I think I may do it and bring a smuggler's delight.
So my son turned 16 a year ago.
So he's 17 now.
Right.
Well, close.
It may.
So he's like, OK, well, no, actually, he had no interest.
And I don't know if you guys experienced this, but he had no interest in getting a license,
no interest in getting a permit.
I was like, what the hell?
I'm driving you every single day to the skate park.
You're getting a license because I'm not dealing with this every day.
Yeah, Brandon.
Yeah, well, your son does stuff far away.
I know my oldest.
He was probably almost 17 when he got his license.
I don't understand that at all.
I think maybe we've covered this before, but our generation, dude, I was chomping at the
I was 15 with the learner's permit.
Right.
Me too.
And then right at 16, you take the courses, you get your thing and your test and you're
done.
Oh, hell yeah.
I was like, and then when I started driving by myself, I was like jacking my music.
I had the windows down and I was like I was like the tears were flowing out of my well,
no, no tears because I was a young strong man.
But I was I was super happy.
You drive like an Opel or something weird like that.
That I drove.
Yeah.
A 1976 Mercury Cougar.
I could have killed everyone.
That's a tank.
Exactly.
Yeah.
No, that's right.
Hell yeah.
Someone who drove.
Anyways, we were talking about it one time.
So check this small car.
So we force Brody, my son, my youngest son, we force him to go to the GMB.
We set up an appointment, which by the way, with COVID, it was like, you know, look at
that thing.
Yeah.
COVID was like, you got to set your appointment like way out, way out in the future.
Right.
And they give you a checklist and you're like, don't screw this up.
Right.
You got one chance.
We screwed it up once.
Oh, you got one appointment.
You got one chance.
You got a checklist.
You better have that shit down.
Yep.
And so my like my wife and I are like, okay, okay.
Like we're game planning.
Like it's like, like a war games.
Right.
What is they require so much paperwork?
It's crazy.
I was like, okay, what do you have?
Blood sample.
Do you have that?
You have to be right.
And a check check and Shelley had the checklist and she had them checked off and she goes,
all right, here you go.
You got to do this because she's a teacher.
She doesn't have a lot of flexibility during the day.
I did.
So here we go.
We're going to Plano.
We go.
Oh, there it is.
That's my car.
The 1976 Cougar.
It was yellow.
No, it was black until somebody threw eggs at it.
And then they wherever the eggs hit, they were red.
It ate the paint off.
Oh yeah.
The eggs will and it was red underneath where the eggs hit.
So it had like pimples or something.
Anyway, so I go to Plano.
I go to Plano and we're like, all ready to go.
I got everything all lined up and she's like, um, V O E verification of education.
Right.
Because of my son's homeschooled.
Right.
He's homeschooled.
And so I'm looking at the piece of paper is like totally says Brody Boba and she's like,
okay, there's a couple of problems with this V O E.
First off, it doesn't say that he's in good standing and that the letter.
Oh, that's what it was.
It doesn't say he's in good standing and it has to say something, something, something
else.
Right.
And I'm like, what?
And she's like, I'll tell you what, though, you know, instead of you having to rebook
your appointment, like 23 years in the future, right.
You know, just come here at eight o'clock, blah, blah, blah.
And so in and so so I reach out to the company.
I was like, I need you to resend the letter.
I need you to put this stuff in it.
Right.
And so they do that, but they don't change the date.
Right.
And so we get there and she's like, oh, this is expired.
It has to be within the last 30 days.
The letter from the school that he's enrolled in.
Right.
And I'm like, matter.
Exactly.
I'm like, this is a fucking 16 year old trying to get a Lerner's permit.
I mean, we're not trying to vote.
Right.
Oh, wait.
No voting.
You would not need anything.
Right.
No ID.
Just walk in.
Just walk in multiple times.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, it's crazy.
Right.
So then here we go again.
I have to schedule another appointment because I got to get a new letter and I got to time
the letter to be at the appointment so that it's not 30 days expired.
Right.
And then I look at the Plano thing and it's like, they're six months out.
Right.
So I picked Sherman.
Yep.
Sherman.
And I've got the letter.
I go, I go to Sherman.
I'm ready to go.
We walk in.
He's like, all right, so what's going on?
I said, I've already paid for it.
He's like gotten his picture taken.
Like we're good to go.
I just need to give you this letter.
And he's like, oh, this is highly unusual.
And I'm like, oh shit.
I knew something was going to happen.
He's like, but I'm going to take you to the highly unusual person.
And I'm like, okay, I can handle that.
Super friendly, like Plano was rude.
Like what are you here for?
What's this letter for?
What do you want?
Right.
I mean, totally rude.
Why make it hard?
I don't get it.
Don't get it.
Don't get me started on that.
These are government employees.
I pay their damn salaries, right?
Don't you guys?
You work for me.
You should have said that.
You work for me.
You work for me, man.
Anyway, so get to super friendly, super friendly in Sherman.
No, it's not.
Super friendly.
No, it doesn't.
He says, I'm sorry, the application is expired because it's been 60 days.
The application.
So I have to start the whole thing over.
And then he goes, oh, well, hold on.
And he goes back again.
He goes and he comes back and goes, oh, good news.
It's 90 days and you're within the 90 days.
And I'm like, this is, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, what the?
Anyway, finally we get in line and they give us a number that is like, they call the number
and we're the next number.
And there's like a shitload of people in there.
Right.
And I'm like, oh, shit.
They like threw us to the top.
The unusual line.
So they put us to the top.
Right.
You were the top of the unusual.
Right.
And then I told I told Brody, like we're separated by the they have the chair six feet apart
because, you know, social distancing.
Right.
You know, just in case, you know, there's a covid outbreak at DMV.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I'm telling you, I thought the rule of thumb is that if you could smell the
fart of the person next to you, then whatever mask you're wearing isn't working.
Yeah.
That's pretty much.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Well, the N95 doesn't stop parts either.
Well, then, you know, it doesn't stop the covid.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Thanks for sharing that show.
Deep thoughts.
Very, very deep thoughts.
So I whisper to him, we're next.
He's like, what?
How is that possible?
I go, I don't know.
I bought in the ticket.
We're next.
They call us and the guy they they say now serving and this guy starts to starts to,
you know, move around next to him.
And and I didn't even notice it because I was so excited.
They called my number and we race up there and he goes, he goes, Dad, that guy was so
pissed off.
I was like, what are you talking about?
He goes, he goes, what the what the what the what the like when we got up and went way
in front like like, I don't know, 30 minutes in front of him.
Right.
Anyway, was it white privilege?
Oh, total.
That's what I was thinking.
Right.
Could be a white privilege.
I was like, son, you're white.
I'm white.
This is what we get.
The other guy was white.
This is how it works.
Do you have a hole punch when you showed up and is I'd like to cash in my white privilege
card.
Yeah.
She was like, oh, hi, you're white.
You come on up subway sandwich.
Here you go.
As you ran through the dooms to get the frickin learner's permit.
Right.
Yeah.
They give it all.
Trust me.
They made me work for this one.
Anyway.
So yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, done.
We're there for six minutes.
Out the door.
Boom.
Yeah, I have done.
It was nuts.
I wonder I have to renew my license this year.
Do I have to get if you do it early, you can do it online.
If you wait, if you procrastinate, screwed, you got to go in.
Now, if you if you you get a certain point where you can't renew it online, I can have
to go in and they have to do it.
I'm saying you procrastinate.
No.
Oh, you're only allowed to do it online once.
Then you have to go in.
Yeah.
But also, if I renewed it online last time, so now I have to go in.
And also, if you're a sexual predator or a felon, that also causes a delay.
Oh, that could be.
So I don't know if that applied to you.
No, I went online and renewed last time.
Oh, OK.
So it wasn't every six years.
It wasn't the other scenario.
So it's 12 years.
Every 12 years you have to go.
It was another sexual thing.
It wasn't predator.
OK.
Victim.
Sexual victims.
Yes.
So do I have to make an appointment?
Do I just go in?
Yeah, you got to make an appointment, of course.
Just to renew my license.
You have COVID, for God's sake.
You have Omnikron.
You can just walk in there.
I won't have it then.
Oh, good point.
Yeah.
So is it every other time?
So it's every other.
Correct.
License.
So if you renewed your license online this time, you have to go in next time.
But you still have to do an appointment.
OK.
That's what I need to know.
Just jump on it.
Because it's been 12 years since I've had to do it.
And it was different back then.
So yeah.
Yeah, they had VHS players back then.
Yeah.
And you're going to have to redo the driving test, which I'm a little worried about.
Yeah.
With you.
Could be.
No, in your bag.
Every time we go to Total Wine, I cringe.
I'll do it.
Backs into the spot.
He drives a fucking tank.
And he's like knocking.
I mean, literally a tank.
And it's the windows on the other cars like, oh, don't worry about that.
It's only the tent.
Got the big ass bumpers.
Yeah.
It's not going to hurt my car.
I got chrome.
OK.
Anyway, I just wanted to share my DMV story.
So I do think I have to take the eye test, but I don't think I have to do anything else.
OK.
My eyes are much worse now.
Boom, boom, boom.
In and out.
I had two experiences at the DMV and they were in and out.
Very simple.
That's because you're an illegal alien.
Well, I took both my sons and it was scheduled.
It was in and out.
Real simple.
Nice.
Good for you.
Apparently you don't go to school.
He's bragging.
If you're home school, they scrutinize you.
Well, you know, you didn't fit in the box.
This is highly unusual.
Oh my God.
I would have lost my shit.
No, he was super friendly.
I was like and I was like, I just kind of, you know, like a snail.
I crawled into my my shell because I was like, this is going to be a two hour ordeal.
Well, that's the reason why they have to come back and do another appointment.
And then and then he followed up with, but I'm going to take you to the unusual person.
And I was like, whoa, for the line with his government people, they don't have a quota
that says you need to get through 50 people today.
No, they can sit there for eight, eight hours.
They would be happy to see one person and sending them away at the end of the day.
Yeah.
So they don't.
If it was me, they should say, all right, each person needs to get 50 people out today.
Nice.
And they get a bonus.
Well, they get an Amazon gift card.
No, they get it.
They get their paycheck.
No.
Whoa.
That's it.
I was at forty nine three weeks in a row.
You get to get paid.
I didn't get paid, honey.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
This this Iranian dude had a weird situation.
I tried to get him through the system.
Very highly unusual.
I missed the cutoff.
Well, sucks.
Yeah.
No, just like every other job.
I mean, you have you have goals, you have metrics, you have shit that you say I'm doing
a good job.
DMV does not do a good job.
No, they don't.
But Sherman does a better job than Plano, I would tell you right now.
Yeah.
Well, I think I have to go to the McKinney, I think, to get my license.
I think I don't think you're not challenged with the covid and stuff.
It seemed to have worked very well when I was there before covid started and I took
my first time.
It was easy.
Yeah.
I mean, and then covid changed everything.
Well, I mean, it changed it somewhat from your experience.
But you know, when I would took Preston down there, I mean, we were there maybe 30 minutes,
you know, because we were scheduled.
We are the only white people there.
There were no there were at least four.
I'm kidding.
You know, that's one thing that's nice about the DMV.
They don't they they don't discriminate.
They hate everyone.
Yeah, they hate everyone.
Yeah.
So they're all miserable.
They'll run white people through the same wringer as anyone else.
I didn't get that.
And you know what?
And that's refreshing.
They weren't miserable.
Everyone should feel the pain.
They were nice.
We had like I had a I don't remember.
I had some issues with we forgot got something and they were just like, I don't worry about
it.
I'm fine.
Really?
Yeah, I forget what it was.
But they were just like, you know, you know, do well, do you know what it is?
And I was like, yeah, I forgot exactly what it was meant.
No problem.
It was just I did not have that experience at all.
No, no, that's too.
That's too bad.
So I'm gonna take a day off to get my license renewed.
If you take all day.
Yeah.
Well, what if it's scheduled?
Well, I'll tell you what, if it doesn't take all day, then you can you know, you can add
it.
You can you can.
How about that?
Or you can run more stuff through the CNC machine.
Yeah, it makes more coasters.
Yeah, make more coasters.
You know, you can be productive.
Come and take it flags.
There you go.
Perfect.
Yeah.
So I'll tell you what, we'll help you out with planning your day.
Perfect.
Sounds good.
All right.
So it sounds like you're you're coming down with something right now, Jeff.
Right.
Yeah.
He's fading as you as the minutes go by, I'm feeling worse and worse.
So I'm not.
That sucks.
Great.
I got a where you were last week.
I was like, I'm not sure.
I got a where you were last week.
I had a we're fine.
I think I had an opportunity to go to.
So I just got over the the bug.
We started this program off and I think I got mine at the Cowboy Game.
I think I don't know.
The time works out well because I started feeling like poop Tuesday night.
So would you say it was an emotional thing?
No.
After the Cowboy Celebrating the win, right?
Dude, I'm not like you turn into a fucking vagina.
We go.
Bring it on.
OK, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, and you're like, oh, wait, hold on.
Let me prepare the audience.
So we're going to amp up this podcast very quickly.
So the tension is going to go through the roof.
We're going to have some very sharp words.
Be ready.
Go, Sean.
What do you got?
Well, well, first of all, your titan suck.
OK.
All right.
So let's start right there.
He's like, oh, but look at me, my titans.
But first, you know what?
OK.
Even a blind chicken could get us the fucking colonel every now and then.
Both number one seeds lost.
Yes, they did.
I couldn't believe the Packers lost to the 49ers.
They look like shit.
That was unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, they look like shit.
I couldn't believe it.
Titans, that one's from like December.
But the Bengals disrupted the Titans.
Disrupted.
Wow.
Took them.
And then they had three ridiculous interceptions by Ryan Tannehill.
You guys opened up the game with an interception.
I know.
I think that was made up with nine sacks.
Oh, my God.
I was so angry.
Yeah.
And then I have a nine year old troll friend to have.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Why not say troll?
Sean, the nine year old troll, is texting me.
Whoa.
Yeah, texting me all day long.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, wow.
Oh, Bengals this.
Bengals that.
He suddenly became the world's greatest Bengal fan.
Can't stand the Titans.
And I don't really understand.
I don't understand.
The Titans are not a team that you can't stand.
They have no history.
The Cowboys are a team that you can't stand because it's quote America's team.
I can't stand you and your Titans.
I am not a obnoxious Titans fan.
Oh, my God.
Yes, you are.
Oh, I talked to you.
You had flags.
You had pasties.
You painted your walls.
The day of.
She was dancing around with these Tennessee Titan tassels.
The day of.
Time out.
The day of is when we were getting excited for the game.
Have I ever talked shit about the Titans?
Never write it down.
Have I?
I have not.
That's false.
What are you talking about?
That is completely false.
I talk about shit.
I am not.
I am not an obnoxious Titans fan.
No, I am not.
I think you are.
I don't talk shit about the Titans.
I don't talk shit about the opponents.
I don't.
Did you say did you hear me?
We say, oh, the Bengals suck.
They have no business being here or whatever.
I said one thing to you.
I said at least you are not talking shit when they are up by 20.
There are people that are like, oh, yeah, I think we are going to get crushed.
Then suddenly they are winning.
There we go.
Then suddenly they get emboldened.
They are like, oh, yeah, I knew we had you guys the whole time.
Let's be honest.
You can't do that.
That is not trash talking.
He had no faith in the Bengals.
I didn't.
Zero.
I had 40 years of what the Bengals are.
I get that.
I respect that.
I don't respect that.
We don't have video.
I don't care.
I don't care who the the Titans were playing.
I know I'm going against the Titans.
I don't get that.
It's because I don't get it.
I'm so sick of you and your fucking tight.
I don't even talk about the Titans.
You know, I literally don't talk about the Titans.
Jeff Fisher.
You always bring them up.
Yeah.
OK, well, I guess what?
Yeah, I have a show.
I have a shrine to Jeff.
This is your guy.
My label.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, Julia Jones.
Yeah.
I'm a fan of the multiple Titans coaches.
So Mark, that.
Yeah.
God.
Really?
Come on, guys.
I don't talk shit about the Titans.
I'm a low key fan.
I really am.
No, I'm a low key fan.
No, you're not.
I went to the Dallas Cowboy Football.
Yeah.
It's a scrap experience.
Well, dude, well, do you really want me to?
I do.
Right.
Well, because it was actually first of all, ladies and gentlemen, you know what really
grinds my fucking gears?
When the Titans get back.
I mean, oh, God, I don't take it.
Master or any stub hub or any kind of person or entity that that resells the tickets.
I think they need to be pulled out in the parking lot shot with a forty forty dollar
service charge scalping all that shit needs to go away.
Ticketmaster is the biggest scam on the planet.
I am.
There's a lot of bands that are against Ticketmaster.
They didn't want to go through Ticketmaster.
We ended up forty dollars spending forty dollar service charge convenience fee.
We ended up spending over seven hundred dollars a ticket.
And again, you spent three hundred.
Yeah.
The dude next to me spent a fraction of that.
And yeah, you went through the wrong.
It just it's just it's just frustrating because you have you have people out there that want
to go to the football game.
And I don't care.
Look, what if it's a regular season game?
All right.
Fine.
Whatever.
Any football game?
I mean, I remember back in hell.
You know what?
The last last playoff game I went to was that Miami Dolphins game.
Was it nineteen nineteen ninety three?
Nineteen ninety three.
That was Thanksgiving game.
Yeah.
Where is the Thanksgiving game?
The Ice Bowl is what it was called.
So the outlet, Leon let and you know that he was like showboating.
And who was the dude that came down and chased him down with a big helmet?
He had the double helmet at the Bills.
The Dolphins, the Dolphins, the Dolphins.
Yeah.
Oh, something in another game where somebody chased him down and knocked it out right at
the last.
No, no, let kick the ball this time.
Right.
So I can't remember.
Yeah, but you're talking about 30 years ago.
He was show.
But somebody was showboating across the end zone.
Leon let did it.
They certainly knocked the ball out of his hand and changed the whole game.
Yeah, that happens every now and then.
I know it does.
So it does.
My point was I remember as far as like the football experience and, you know, the playoff
games.
I'm just telling you, you know, when you when you're growing up and you're going to one
of your first football games, that was like one of my first football games that I went
to.
It was fucking cold outside.
I remember I was wearing these black cowboy boots, ostrich skin.
Totally not totally the wrong thing to be wearing out in the snow.
You were like 11 years old and you can afford ostrich boots?
No, dude, this is like I was in my 20s.
I was like when we first moved up here, 20 and I was a disc jockey.
Whatever.
We scored tickets and the tailgating was cool because this is I mean, I've never I didn't
grow up in a in a where we went to football games in an affluent.
Now you were in El Paso.
Yeah, we just you know, we didn't have an NFL team in El Paso.
No, they do not.
They have the El Paso minors.
You tap minors.
Oh, OK.
The college college.
They don't have a minor.
I never I never had to be based on experience like tailgating and stuff.
And it's like a community that I've never seen before.
You go out to the parking lot.
They've got people that set up charcoal grills.
There's coolers.
I mean, it's fantastic.
It's fantastic.
I remember we were out there and my buddy had his truck and he didn't have a charcoal
grill at all.
But what he did is he popped open his his truck and we were wrapping up bratwurst.
We put it on top of the engine block.
So we wrap up the wrap up our brothers.
They were already cooked and you were pre cooked.
Warming them up.
Yeah, they're pre cooked bratwurst.
OK, and so engine wieners.
I like it.
Yes.
So I tell you what I mean on that.
I mean, they've just popped it up.
They're aluminum and we have probably 10, 15 guys out there and there was a bunch out
there that is all in all of it.
How do you see the engine?
It had a bunch of aluminum foil, little packets of one down.
It's not going anywhere.
We're throwing the football out there.
We're drinking beer.
It's a lot of fun.
Oh, I mean, we're just having a blast.
And we went to the game and there was no you know, there were there were no body checks
for guns.
You know, we go to the scanners and you go in the game, you have a good time.
There were no Corona.
Right.
Distance.
Actually, there wasn't any distancing.
But it was.
Let me ask one question before you go on.
Now, so back then, was it like if you saw a team of fans from the opposing team, were
you like, oh, man, good luck, good luck.
But you know, you're going down.
I mean, you're fun.
There it was fun.
I experienced it wasn't like violent and hating like hatred.
Well, you know, people get tribal regardless what decade it is.
I guess, you know, but I find it's more proficient.
I find it's more now than it used to be way more.
You know, I just think people are.
There's a bad shit back in the 80s and 90s, too, though.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
I remember.
I remember, again, Cincinnati Bengals, they're up playing in Cleveland and they started throwing
batteries.
Oh, great.
Out onto the field and hitting the players and the umps.
Oh, that's great.
So referees or reps.
Sorry.
Well, there's an umpire.
Yeah.
Anyway, there is a big thing that there is a game down in Cincinnati the next year and
Sam Weisch, the coach and the Cincinnati crowd start throwing snowballs or something like
that.
And he gets on with batteries in the snowballs.
No, that was Cleveland was doing.
I don't know if Cincinnati was doing.
I got I think he was.
I think they were throwing snowballs.
OK, OK.
So he gets a microphone.
They stopped the game.
Stop it.
And he said, we are not this is we are not Cleveland.
And it blew up big time.
Says we're not Cleveland.
And that made the fans like be like got their shit in check.
Yeah, it did.
Got him in order.
But it caused a stink because he was saying Cleveland fans are a bunch of idiots, which
they were.
They're throwing fucking batteries.
Absolutely.
You know, come on.
There's no justification for that.
Right.
You're I mean, and I would equate that to Philly's fans, the Philly Eagles.
They suck.
I mean, those fans are awful.
They're ruthless.
I mean, you got to get your shit together, man.
I mean, it's a sport.
It's you know what?
OK, so I've had many, many tailgating experiences, a lot of them in Houston, right, with the
Texans and the Titans.
And keep in mind, here we go.
Keep in mind, they are they are their division rivals.
Right.
And then I've had many in Nashville.
Right.
You know, I've had a lot of a lot of and then three times in Kansas City.
Yeah.
And I would tell you, I'm going to say with the exception of one, with the exception of
one, it was always a oh, man, good luck.
But you know, you're going down, you know, like, you know, hey, come on over here, have
a beer with us and then we'll all go in.
I mean, it was it was cool.
No, it was there was none of that.
It takes a special kind of person to one time.
There was a group.
And that's that's what's interesting.
Dushas.
There's 60,000 people in the stadium and there's God knows how many are tailgating, right?
Like 11,000 of them.
And they're all cool.
And they're all inviting you into their tent, you know, and all that kind of stuff, even
though I'm wearing a freaking tightness jersey.
Right.
And Kansas City is awesome.
But one time there was a group of four Chiefs fans and they were young.
You know what I mean?
They were in the 20s and they were being complete dicks.
You know what I mean?
But that one experience makes you go, you know, unfairly, I might add, makes you go
chiefs fans fucking suck.
Right.
But they don't.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's it's very tightens.
Follow me here.
You follow me here.
Right.
I mean, don't listen to Sean.
Well, what we're saying here is that fans for the most part are cool to each other.
And then a couple of guys typically there's a few bad guys that ruin it for everyone.
It's it's bad.
And they ruin it for everyone.
And people get drunk.
People get drunk.
They get obnoxious.
People get upset.
We saw this year in the stands.
I don't know if it was college or pros where there was like fights.
Fights every game.
I don't know if I think was preseason.
And these guys were getting just thrown.
College?
Not college.
No, it was pro.
All pro.
Yeah.
And it got interesting that it doesn't happen in college games.
At least we don't hear about it.
Yeah, I really don't hear about it.
I don't either.
But pro games.
It's different.
Yeah, it's different.
Lots of fights this year.
Yeah.
Sorry, go ahead.
So anyway, what was is there is footage and it's you know, this guy was I can't remember
who the fan was.
I want to say Rams.
And he started talking smack and you know, he started throwing haymakers and it's like
everyone around them was of the other team and they just jumped his ass was pummeling
him.
Right.
You know, and he was fighting back and everything else was like, what this it's a game.
Yeah, what's happening?
Preseason for one thing.
You know, OK, so that is assault, by the way.
So they got arrested.
Yeah.
So why are they not being arrested and charged with assault?
Well, there's no bail charge.
So they just get released.
Well, yeah, but that but that shows up on your record.
Like that.
I mean, should be assault.
It be it be the same as a felony anymore.
Is it now just like, I don't know, misdemeanor.
It's a misdemeanor.
But I tell you what, you know, like if this new job, this new job on the start, they're
doing a background check.
If I had a misdemeanor deal because I was in a in a in a frickin stadium brawl, they
would ask me about it.
Right.
It's not good.
No, it's not.
So well, I didn't.
Anyway, so I actually I didn't see any fights that, you know, during that year and before
and after that year, you know, it's crazy when you're single and young and you have
disposable income.
You're able to do certain things like that.
And I did.
I went to a lot of football games and I went to a lot of that's what they're
still somewhat affordable.
Yeah.
That's the another thing, too.
And that's what really chaps my ass about the whole thing.
And the scalping is just like, come on, man.
It really takes the essence of taking a family outing out of the mix.
You can't do it.
You can't afford it.
I mean, even now, let's just say let's let's let's take away the scalping.
If you were to go to Jerry World and buy some Dallas Cowboy tickets, you know, I mean, I
have six people in my family, just hypothetically, but even let's just say if you go for a four
pack, you go to four pack and bring four, you know, right to those two kids, whatever
a four pack.
Oh, my God.
I mean, tickets themselves are at least 60 to 100 bucks a pop and more than that.
And you're at the top of the stadium.
Right.
Yeah.
Like those are the shittiest seats ever.
Drinks, a soda pop, like eight bucks, eight bucks, eight bucks a piece, eight bucks a
piece.
So I mean, and then, you know, a hot dog, probably another eight, twelve bucks.
I mean, it's just it's it's ridiculous.
Totally.
You can't get out of there for under a grand.
Well, there's a parking.
Well, one thing is not it's not a grand, but it's I mean, we're talking six, seven hundred
bucks for sure.
Well, let me tell you, you can buy a cowboy ticket for 60 bucks.
I bet you over 100 bucks to take it there.
Unless you're standing room only because they don't agree.
So standing room only is 40 something bucks.
No, it's unbelievable.
I just you know, the tickets that they're selling at that.
Well, first of all, look, the new stadium is pretty awesome.
It's nice.
It's amazing.
It's really awesome.
Except they don't close it.
And then the and then the players have sun in their eyes.
Right.
Did you hear Jerry's excuse on that?
That was ridiculous.
He says he wanted the the old Ranger Stadium to be viewed through the glass to enhance
the experience.
Did they shut it in the second half?
No.
They didn't move on.
So it's like a time.
So when you say this, when the sun moved, what do you mean?
Yeah, the sun doesn't move.
Yeah, we move.
The sun moves around us.
It's not a hard concept.
To us, it appears to sudden moves.
Right.
No, but we're the center of the solar system.
You said, Sean, that we're the center of the sun.
I thought you and your titans were the center of the solar system.
Well, we are.
That's Nashville.
And they put it next to a creek.
That's such crap.
You're making it sound like I'm a trash talker about the Titans.
I am not total.
You're bragging about it.
You're bragging about the creek they built a stadium next to and everything.
You have a great river, which, by the way, is not a creek.
Yeah.
Crick.
Why?
Why am I defending the creek?
Where's the stadium?
I don't understand.
It's dedicated to the title.
I don't understand the history.
The Houston Oilers.
I would say I don't understand the hate.
I don't understand it.
I don't do it.
I'm a humble Titans fan.
I don't talk shit.
So you're full of shit.
You are in the wrong.
I'm going to I'm backing down.
That's my final offer.
Didn't know who was the quarterback that they finally answer.
All right.
Who's the quarterback?
They had that got killed by his wife or girlfriend.
Stephen, they're warm.
He was good.
He was really good.
He was good.
Isn't that crazy that he got killed by his girlfriend because his Steve McNair set her
up in an apartment and then they are speculating that he finally told her, I'm not going to
leave my wife.
She shot him.
Now.
And she they have four kids like four.
Yeah.
Four girlfriend does.
No, no, no, no, no.
Four kids with his wife.
Oh, right.
He finally told the girlfriend, I'm not I'm not leaving you.
And so she shot him shot herself.
Yeah, it's unfortunate.
If I can't have you, nobody's going to.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Right.
Well, if we jump subjects on that, I did go to the game.
I went to the Dallas Cowboy game.
You did.
And we sat we're talking about almost every seat in that place is almost every single
seat in that place is awesome.
And except the ones above the big screen where you only have to watch the screen.
But you know what?
And then when that's still awesome.
And when they punt, they hit the screen.
He did, didn't he?
Well, that was fucking unbelievable.
He hit it.
No penalty during the game.
This past game?
Yeah, the 49ers punter hit the hit during the regular game.
Hit the screen.
No, not the regular the playoff game.
The playoff game.
No, that's what I meant.
I don't recall him doing that.
He hit the screen and they had to repunt.
They reset.
They reset the clock.
There's no penalty or anything.
Nothing.
Well, I mean, what's the big deal?
That's a big deal.
Oh, it is.
There shouldn't be anything that's in the way.
And that's what Jeff Fisher was complaining about.
So I don't know if you guys remember, but one of the very first games in that stadium
was the Titans preseason game.
Here we go.
Titans and and Cowboys and then the amazing, unbelievable Titans.
I mean, they were so beautiful and shimmering and they came into that stadium and, you know,
in all their glory.
And anyway, so was that Vince Young era?
So I don't know.
Jeff Fisher was complaining about the the he hated the fact that the board was right
there.
And so he instructed the punter to hit it, to hit it in the preseason game.
And he did.
He hit it.
And then the announcers were like totally onto it.
They were like, oh, yeah, like Jeff Fisher straight up in the air.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they were like, OK, yeah.
Well, that was that was Jeff Fisher's point about it.
They did raise it in son of a bitch.
The guy still hit it in a playoff game.
And it was a real scenario.
Yeah.
Unbelievable, unacceptable.
I don't think it's a big deal.
It is.
I think you guys are much of complainers.
No problem.
No, they either need to raise it more or shrink it.
Get rid of it altogether.
Well, it should make it a 55 inch.
The screen is incredible.
CRT tubes, a bunch of tubes.
Sony 40 inch.
Yes, like like thirteen hundred of them.
Yeah, that's all around the stadium.
CRT like eight feet.
You know what?
And here's the thing.
Those are cheap right now.
CRT tubes.
You can get a 36 inch Mitsubishi for nothing for free for free.
Jerry Jones should be on to this.
Yeah.
Well, that thirteen hundred of them.
It costs those things are so heavy.
They're about as heavy as a Volkswagen.
Those will kill you.
I carried it upstairs and downstairs my house and it was no, no, no.
I carried it upstairs and when we moved it down, I put it on a snow sled and I slid it
down the stairs.
Did you walk in front of it?
Yes.
Walking it down.
Hundred percent.
Yeah, those things sucked.
I'm so glad they're done with you.
I know how much I spent for that.
Thirty six inch.
Probably like three grand or some student.
Thirty four hundred dollars.
Those were ridiculous.
And it was like the first big purchase my wife and I made.
We had just gotten married and you didn't want to get rid of it.
Oh, yeah, I absolutely didn't want to get rid of it.
I was like, oh my God, we spent thirty four hundred dollars on this thing.
We're having to keep it forever.
Right.
And so like an idiot, I took it upstairs.
Not knowing that someday I was going to have to take it downstairs.
You just throw it out the window.
I know.
Shit, I thought about it.
So but it was amazing.
So we're up there.
We're up between the third and the fourth.
So if you're if you're basically looking at the different seatings, they've got the first
section down, the closest and they got one, two, three, four, basically.
Yes.
Well, we're in between the third and fourth level.
And you know, again, three and a half.
Yeah, it was it was kind of separate.
We were only like six rows deep in that little section.
And it was very elitist.
It was nice.
I it was what it was.
It was very elitist.
Was it a suite?
No.
And there were were there dancers in your buffet?
There was some dude in front of us that he had the the the San Francisco 49ers jersey
on and the Kaepernick Kaepernick.
Kaepernick.
No.
You were kidding.
Oh, we're all drilling them the whole time.
But I couldn't.
What do you get to talk shit, man?
The San Francisco they were slaughtering us and I'm just like, fuck, temper.
It sucks.
They just slaughter you.
You lost his last second.
Well, now they're up with twenty to six.
It was the Cowboys did not perform.
You came back and you should have won it.
The cat.
But I'll tell you what, I look at me being supportive.
I just want that note for the record.
I want that note for the record.
You should have won it.
And I was rooting.
You guys are was rooting for the Cowboys.
You're selfishly taking away from this experience.
I'm trying to share.
I know.
All right.
Because I'm hurt because I'm emotional.
Well, you know, because you were an asshole.
So this this game, I wanted to try to save money.
You know, as far as, you know, dropping five thousand dollars on drinks and stuff.
So I went to Total Wine like we normally do in here.
And I bought some what they call smugglers delights, which are these little plastic flasks.
Little bladders.
Yeah, they're essentially bladders and they they hold about eight ounces a piece in each
of the bladders.
And there's one big one.
We didn't use the big one.
I felt it was unnecessary.
But frankly, I'm glad I didn't because because you were blown up with what you had.
I guess.
Yeah, because I went.
I bought a pop and did you run mixing?
Man, I just sat there and you know what that sounds like?
It sounds like a Choctaw peach whiskey.
No, it was not.
It was a it was a straight bourbon.
Oh, and what you end up getting where I was sitting at.
It was a very old Barton.
No, it was early times.
The Hunter proof.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that'll get you blown up.
Yeah.
So where I was sitting, where I was sitting at, there was a cinder block wall behind me.
OK, so no one could see what I was doing.
I could totally stand up, fix my drink.
Nice.
And I just kind of took some big sips out of it, filled up about half full or empty
about half the water, anything else after that.
I got hammered.
I know.
I got blown the hell up.
That's what I'm saying.
Why would you do that?
That's a proof.
Are you sure it wasn't Evan Williams white label?
No, it's not a proof to know.
Evan Williams makes a can we have that on the table is.
Yeah, it really cheapens this whole experience.
I mean, you might as well put a tightness jersey and is I have like Evan Williams PTSD.
Should I take it downstairs and use it as the mixer?
Yes.
The mixer.
OK, anyway, so so describe what you know when you were leaving.
No.
OK, that's great.
They got nude and streaked.
No.
So you ran out on the field.
No, no, I thought you did, though.
No, no, I didn't.
Now, look, hey, look, the game ended.
Yeah, yeah, no, you didn't.
We ended up exiting the wrong side of the stadium and it took us an hour and a half to
to walk around the entire fucking building.
And our producer actually, he drove us out there.
Right.
OK, he basically drove out there.
Yeah.
He hung out for hours, five hours.
Six.
What did he pay you per hour for waiting for their drunk asses to come out of the stadium?
I paid her hour.
Three dollars an hour.
Three bucks.
I don't know if it's going to work.
I hope it's 15.
17 an hour.
I like it.
That's more than minimum wage.
That's reputable.
That is reputable.
Very nice.
And what did you do the whole time?
You snoozed.
You you you did you do Pokemon Go?
You drive around doing Pokemon Go around the stadium?
You have a fucking microphone.
What the hell?
I did nothing.
And you sat and you were on your phone the whole time for five hours outside the stadium.
OK, that's not entirely true.
How does that work?
OK, so so I rollerblade and my dad tried to coax me into like enjoying the thing and saying,
hey, there's like there's a skate park or there's like a nature path park nearby.
Yeah, nearby.
You just go there and you know, that'll probably keep you busy for like half the time.
And I was like, OK, I might check that out.
And of course, I was going to check that I had nothing better to do.
I had to wait six hours.
So you donned your rollerblades and you did it.
So I went to the park and the park, it was smaller than this house.
I don't think he went to the right side of the place.
And half the sidewalk wasn't even telling a story.
And half the sidewalk wasn't even like concrete.
Half the sidewalk was gravel.
So you had to off road it.
So he led you right to where he thought you wanted to be.
That's what the Green River Killer was.
Green River Killer.
You went to the wrong side of the park.
What other side of the.
It was a giant.
It was a giant triangle.
So as you were skating along, did you smell bodies in the roughage?
There was barely any roughage.
I think I think what he's referring to is was when well, he was a young age.
So I don't know about 80 years ago.
There probably wasn't houses there.
They were called the Fed.
There are houses over there now.
So what's going on?
It's a neighborhood.
It was in the middle of a neighborhood.
Yeah.
So it's like a neighborhood park now.
Yeah.
And they were all these Indian people were like, why are you here?
He's just like going right in a circle.
Yeah.
Why are you here?
Please go away.
Very much white neighborhood.
I think I saw one black family though.
Oh yeah.
Were they rollerblading?
No, I was in fact the only one rollerblading there because half the
sidewalk is concrete.
Nobody does that.
So you went like 100 yards, stopped, turned around and went back?
No, I support it.
If that's true and there are a bunch of houses there because there were soccer fields out
there.
I mean, there was a...
You sent me to the wrong park then.
You did.
It's River Legacy Park.
You didn't send me to that part.
No.
You sent me an address and it took me to some neighborhood park.
So what you're saying is there is a good park out there.
Yeah.
It's River Legacy Park.
And you decided to text me the wrong address.
It's a state park.
Well, he was shit faced.
He texted me beforehand.
Well, I know.
He was preparing himself.
He had been pre, pre, pre tailgating.
It was the day before.
All right.
So to summarize this whole thing up.
He'd been really pre, pre, pre tailgating.
It was a fantastic...
It was a great experience.
I'm glad I got to do it.
I was really unhappy with the amount of money that I had to spend.
And given that it was a playoff game, whatever.
I just got to move on.
Oh, you got to do it.
I've had multiple times where like, oh my God, I don't think our team's going to make
it this far.
We have to go.
I've done that multiple times.
I think that the NFL needs to wisen up.
And I mean, dude, this is their stadium.
They need to wisen up and make those tickets affordable for the regular folk to go.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
They don't care because they sell them all.
So they still make their money.
But here's the problem.
Just like NBA, these tickets are sold by corporations.
And a lot of times you'll see them to go unused.
These are five, six, $700 tickets on the aftermarket and no one's sitting there.
And you know why?
Because some big ass corporation like, you know, Etsy or I can't even think of a company.
Yeah.
Why?
Why would I like Coca-Cola or whatever?
Coca-Cola.
Thank you.
Coca-Cola has has all these tickets and they're like, do any employees want to use it this
weekend?
No, no.
OK, we're just going to go to waste.
We do, too.
That's exactly what happens.
That's exactly what happens in basketball and hockey.
I mean, corporate ownership of seats has ruined sports for the average family.
I think the Cowboys, I think Jerry kind of made a misstep with the development and the
pricing of Jerry World.
Because the people that can afford to go because you have the seat license.
Right.
PSL.
PSLs.
They've outpriced the normal football fan.
And you know who they're targeting is corporate, corporate sponsorship.
And you got people flying in that may be from Philadelphia.
Hey, let's go to the Cowboy game.
All right.
I'm not going to cheer for the Cowboys.
I'm going to sit on my ass.
I'm there to get food and drinks.
You know, I'm a corporate person being wooed.
Right.
And you have you do have a few thousand folks who did buy like Sean.
Right.
But most are corporate or extremely wealthy folks who don't give a shit.
Totally.
You are going to go crazy.
Yeah.
It is a great stadium.
And they had some cool.
I mean, it was a good experience.
I mean, outside of the money, it was it was great.
Yeah, no, I hear you.
I hear you.
Tough game.
Tough game, though.
I felt bad for the Cowboys.
I really did.
Yeah, they did it to themselves.
And you know what's interesting?
That is not the way and like if the NFL was like sizing that game up, that is the last
thing they wanted to happen.
They want the Cowboys because they're the biggest draw.
I don't I'm not necessarily suggesting they want the Cowboys to win, but they don't want
it to end like that where the Cowboys are running down and they're trying to like spike
it and the referee can't get to the ball.
No one no one wants that.
That's what the Cowboys.
It was depressing.
I don't disagree, but I'm just saying they know what about the rest of the games?
I mean, what about the overtime?
The like this talk about that.
All of them.
Every fucking game was so tight.
It was.
I think each team is I mean, there's parity.
There is parity.
The good teams.
And the Chiefs.
I wanted the Chiefs to lose.
I did, too.
I wanted the Chiefs to I wanted the Buffalo Bills to win.
I did.
You know why?
Because Allen was playing so incredibly amazing.
I've never seen anything like it before.
And then they end up losing 13 seconds.
But it was amazing what they went through.
I know it was kind of like, oh, my God, Chiefs have this.
Oh, my God.
The Bills just scored.
Oh, my God.
The Chiefs.
Oh, my God.
The Bills just went up again.
Yeah, it was like amazing.
It was the most amazing finish to a game.
I think I've ever seen.
We had a text going back and forth between the dudes like us.
And I was ignoring that because I hadn't seen the game.
Well, that's right.
Well, you said I was recording it.
So I was just like, all right, I'm not going to say I can't you watch the game live.
I was spending time with my wife.
Oh, and she didn't want to watch the game.
And there's that.
So I record the game, spend time with her and I watch it the next morning or later that
night, depending on how late it is.
I don't I'm giving you shit.
I don't either.
But you met what?
What did you say?
Go to.
Can you go back?
Go back.
I need to I need to hear it.
No, he said Titans suck.
His Bengals won.
Yeah, my Bengals was Bengals haven't won a playoff game since what?
1988, 89 win.
Where they gifted.
They were not gifted.
Nine sacks is not gifted.
Yeah, they had nine sacks, nine sacks, three turnovers by Tannehill in the close, even
in the closing minutes, kind of handing it right to the Bengals.
So you're saying your quarterback wasn't good at my quarterback sucked fucking ass is what
I'm saying.
Then you go.
Yeah.
No, he's fucking sucked ass.
And it's time to get a new quarterback.
I'm done.
I'm Ryan Tannehill.
He's an A&M Aggie.
I know he is.
And I love him for what he's done up until this point.
But I know for a fact now that he will never get the Titans to the next level.
He signed a big quarterback.
He fucking chokes in big games.
It's not going to happen now.
Didn't he sign a big old contract?
I don't know.
I don't even know.
Derrick Henry was quite depressing as well, not to put very, you know, he was a horse,
though.
Two things happen.
No, two things happened in that game.
Tannehill choked.
OK, we already accept that.
Yep.
Choked and coaching.
Yeah.
Foreman, Devontae Foreman was a freaking beast in that game.
He was.
And and he was a beast in in the previous four games.
He's the one that got us to the number one seed.
It wasn't Derek Henry.
He was hurt.
Derek Henry wasn't getting it done.
He was not getting it done.
He was going down quick.
He was going down.
Every time he got the ball.
Yeah, they just met.
They tag teams.
Yeah, but he was going down easy.
But if they talked to him, if they touched him, he went down.
Foreman, not so much.
I don't know about that.
So I do know.
So I so when as a as a coach, when you're seeing the game flow and you've seen what's
working, what's not working, you don't you don't keep going with Derek Henry.
Well, it's King Henry.
Yeah, we got a role over.
That's poor coaching.
So we have poor coaching and Ryan Tannehill choking.
Yeah, I think that's what happened.
I think I think the whole King Henry mystique kind of got burnt.
Agreed in that game because agreed.
And maybe, you know, he was coming off a two month layoff.
And I was thinking he's not going to be what he was.
No, he won't because he's coming off an injury.
And that's what I mean by coaching.
It's not working.
And Foreman's fucking running 50 yards, 10 yards, 14 yards.
I mean, every time he touches the ball, the guy was fucking killing it.
Can you feel it?
I mean, it's I'm angry.
I'm angry.
It's a radiating.
I'm angry because that was a coaching decision.
You think Mike Vrabel he's angry at me because I recognize that I'm going to share it with
you, you were a 10 year old troll the whole game.
I didn't I did get upset during the game, but then I realized he's just a child.
I have the game recorded downstairs.
We could watch it.
We can.
And then I control you.
I don't.
Let's move on because I am getting a little pressure getting a little up.
And oh, you you stupid.
What a stupid son of a bitch.
I know what happened.
Now he's got a nose is running.
So I do have to say, though, this is a crazy playoff.
What I was so I was so hoping that.
All right.
So the Cowboys went down.
The Packers went down.
The Titans went down.
I was so hoping the Chiefs.
I'd like you like the Chiefs.
Tampa Bay went down.
And then I was hoping the Chiefs would go down.
They should have gone down.
Yeah, that'd be perfect because then you'd have like the seconds.
Are you kidding me?
This weird as a FCNFC playoff with all these teams that haven't been there ever before.
I would have been totally on board that.
Right.
That's why I wanted the bills.
That was in the bills and the Bengals.
Yeah, I would have been.
I want the Bengals.
But if Bengals for whatever reason couldn't do it, I want the bills.
Right.
And then you got the 49ers and the Rams to California teams.
I know.
How do we feel about that?
I don't I don't like the 49ers.
I don't like either one of them because they beat the Bengals and the two Super Bowls they
were in was against the 49ers.
Yeah.
So they suck.
I can't believe the Bucs got beat.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe that the Packers and the Bucs got beat.
I just amazing.
Yeah.
Anyway, good stuff, though.
So this weekend is going to be exciting.
And you know what?
I need to get over it.
I need to root for the Bengals.
I need to.
But I don't think I can.
Joe Burrows good.
They got a good team.
I don't know if they're ready yet, though.
I have a hundred percent respect for the Bengals.
The Chase and Mixon and Burrow.
I mean, you guys got the got the weapons and it's a young team and it's exciting.
Right.
As long as they can protect the quarterback.
I mean, that's my only concern.
They can't.
It is.
You know, he's got to be and they still won.
What the fuck?
They got to protect them for longer than what they're doing.
Because is it because Tennessee was that good or is it because their defensive line was good?
You know, so I mean, are they are they compared 49ers?
I mean, who since they're going to play 49ers, right?
No, they play the Chiefs.
They play the Chiefs and then the 49ers.
The Rams.
OK.
Did you see what the if I were to guess that no disrespect, I'm going to say Chiefs and
Rams.
Probably.
Did you see what the Rams owner did with the tickets for this upcoming weekend?
He said only people who live in these zip codes can buy tickets to the Rams game because
there is hope in this world because are you kidding the 49 fans of when they play the
regular LA in L.A. Yeah.
So the one the 40 when the 49ers went to L.A. during the season, it was mostly 49er fans.
Oh, yeah.
It was right there because L.A. and San Francisco.
Boom.
Right.
Stafford had to go to a silent count because he couldn't hear.
So he's like, I don't want all the 49er fans here.
So we're only allowed to these zip codes, which is L.A. proper.
I think that is the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Denver did it several years ago and it worked.
How are they able to control that?
It's their tickets.
Yeah.
So I mean, how are they able to control that when you log on to Ticketmaster?
The driver's license or something.
I don't know.
It's based on the credit card or credit card.
You put your zip code in.
Yeah.
You got to put your zip code in on the credit card.
Nice.
It's tied to the credit card.
So sure.
And then the other thing, which was Sean McVeigh is telling.
Love it.
Telling everyone.
Love it.
Telling all the fans and don't sell your tickets to 49er fans.
100 percent agree.
There's enough L.A. people who want to go sell to L.A. folks.
Don't sell to San Francisco folks.
Fuck 49ers.
Yeah.
Fuck San Francisco.
Titans.
Poop town.
I'm sorry.
What?
You lost me again.
You keep breaking up.
You had such high hopes with with Jules Jones.
Oh, God.
No, I did not.
No.
I did not.
So I don't like they're going to see that.
Derek Henry is going to get 100 yards.
He's not going to do so good, but he's going to stretch his legs.
And then come the next game.
Derek Henry is going to do even better.
And then he was just thinking it was all going to come together for the Super Bowl.
You're not even paying attention.
That was the first game he has played in like four weeks.
Oh, yeah.
There was no first game.
You guys lost the first game of the playoffs.
Watch football.
I don't even think you understand football like fantasy football.
You don't understand.
I know that because you didn't make the playoffs.
But who won?
Yeah.
First to list who's on top.
I got third.
Did you win?
I got third.
I got money.
I got my money back.
Third is the second loser.
So any questions?
I got my money back.
How many times have you won the league?
Twice.
Once.
Twice.
All right.
So you've won the league as many times as I have.
So what?
I can guarantee that I have a higher rating than you do and that I have had more money
returned to me than you have.
Oh, look at the penis.
I wouldn't.
Yeah.
But none of that matters.
None of that matters.
I'm slapping the table right now.
With your pinky.
Yeah, with my big hand.
Get out of here.
With your little tiny pinky.
I admit I'm not very good at fantasy football.
The first time I played was two years ago.
What are you talking about?
Fantasy football is all the crap you bro.
It's all luck.
Yes.
I learned that these last two years.
I mean, you have to know how to drive.
And the thing about maybe even worse this year is the COVID.
Because of COVID, it completely fucked us.
Because the drafting.
I'm going to get ugly on this next season.
If we don't change the rules about COVID, I don't think I want to play because it's
bullshit.
You know what I'm saying?
If we can't replace people.
Well, I also think that the NFL needs to do away with that.
No, I'm talking about our league.
Well, if somebody is on COVID bullshit, we should be able to swap them immediately.
Do you think the COVID is still going to be here?
Yes.
Oh, God, it's going to be here forever.
I don't think.
They'll do it for the flu.
I think it's fucked up that the NFL.
They just say they're sick.
They're going to wait 10 minutes before the game to make an announcement that someone's
not going to play because of COVID.
Bullshit.
It makes fancy football irrelevant.
It totally does.
It makes it irrelevant.
Because when it comes down to the details, like you're looking at the matchups and you're
looking at who's going to start and who's going to sit.
The stats and how well they did and who they lined up against.
And then it's like, COVID.
Three players out.
Oh, well, can I pick up somebody?
No, you're only allowed one pick up a week.
And I already did that.
I was supposed to.
I had someone on IR.
Right.
And I was supposed to project somebody being out on COVID.
So that's what really pissed me off one year.
He was kind of like, what do I do when two, three players go out injured reserve?
And he's like, well, Sean, that's when you have to really dig deep in your roster.
Well, that I agree with because it was IR.
That's different.
COVID is different.
I think part of the problem.
But the injured reserve is the same thing.
How can you control someone getting knocked out for the season?
And let alone three of them in one week?
I think we hit.
That's the way it works, Sean.
I think there's too many people in the league.
COVID, I'm with you.
IR, that's just poor planning on your part.
No, I think there's too many people in the league and too many rounds because every single
player is taken.
We have a lot of players.
We have 12 players.
Listen to you.
You're bitching about the same thing.
You're like, yeah, there's no one out there.
Well, and I like that.
You know what?
Because I will tell you, when we went to a 12-team league in the beginning, there were
people out there.
Not anymore.
Oh, I know.
But we've gotten better as a league.
There were people that were like, oh, I'm going to pick this home run.
I'm not going to.
They didn't know what they were doing.
Because I joined.
That's when everyone stepped up their game.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Are you 100% sure that's going to happen?
I think that guy is a Bangle fan, and I know he's just going to rock it.
Bangle fan.
All right.
So that was an important part.
He's not a Titans fan.
That's what pushed over the edge.
Yes.
The Tytrans.
Right.
Got you there.
No, seriously, though.
I love that when I go out to, in that league, the 12-team league, when I go out to the Wave
a Wire and I see nothing, I'm actually, this is going to sound totally corny.
I'm proud.
Because we're in a league.
It drives me nuts.
No, I'm proud.
It drives me nuts.
I'm proud because we have our shit together.
Everybody that's in that league knows they're paying attention.
They're taking this seriously.
They know that when like Mixon went down, they know who the backup is.
When Derek Henry went down, they know who the backup is.
And somebody sucked them up immediately.
Well, sure.
That's great.
That's the way a league should be.
But you have to have to have to be out there to be sucked up.
There's been many times I go out there and I'm just like, there's no one.
Now it's like they were already sucked up.
Yeah, now the backup's already gone.
I know.
That's even better.
It's even better.
No.
You know what, guys, honestly, strategically, you've got to be on your game.
No.
You've got to do your research.
You've got to know.
What if we did this?
You've got to know the people that you're picking up.
If we're going to strategize a way to make things better, what if we knocked the 20-man
roster down to 18?
That's a horrible idea.
That would leave 24 players on the.
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
Why?
I'm not sure yet.
Show your proof.
Yeah, there you go.
Though I have no proof to show.
Show your facts.
But I'm still in my bones.
I feel that's a bad idea.
So what was that that they said, you know, the monoclonals?
Show your proof that they don't work.
Oh my God.
That's the way you are.
Hey, did we talk about that already?
Well, first off, I'm not the FDA or the CDC.
So I don't have to talk about that.
Yeah, Paul and I did.
Yeah, but did we talk about that when you were trying to get your password?
Yeah, I think you were trying to recover your password or something.
You were gone for about 18 minutes.
Yeah, we missed you a lot.
Well, I'm back.
Yeah.
So so how you feeling?
I got a little bit of some sort of tuberculosis cough for some reason.
I was doing fine.
I saw the crown after the post.
I think of a doctor.
Yeah.
And honestly, I had it for three weeks.
Yeah.
No.
So I have that to look forward to through February.
Yes, you do.
Awesome.
Yeah.
It also makes your penis get tiny.
Right.
Well, I didn't know.
Maybe I didn't have it.
So you sent us you sent us a picture.
I don't think so.
Yeah, no, it does a covid test slash pregnancy test.
Okay.
Was that something you took?
You you idiots.
Did you zoom in on it?
He never zoomed in on it.
I was just like, what is this?
You're a dog when you zoom in on it.
Yes.
Black guy.
It was BBD.
Oh, I didn't zoom in on it.
You idiot.
I even tried to frame it like, hey, guys, like, is that a clear line or not?
I didn't see that.
Yeah.
Zoom in again.
No.
Okay.
What we're talking about here is I got from another friend a covid test and they were
like, dude, I can't believe it.
I'm I'm I'm positive.
It is a picture.
Are you sure it's positive?
Right.
And if you zoom in, there's the dude.
Big BD.
Yeah, like so it's it's the it's the little indicator with the two lines.
But somehow when you zoom in, they've got the silhouette of the BBD.
And I still I can't believe you didn't bite on it after everything we were talked about.
No, I didn't do it.
That's ridiculous.
Anyway, did you do it now?
I'm looking for it.
Yeah.
And we sent a lot of shit.
Yeah.
Well, that was him trolling me.
No, I'm the titan.
There it is.
He was the nine year old troll.
Whatever.
Oh, you were the biggest troll.
I see it now.
Is that right?
Yeah.
That was what the funny part of it was.
And I tried to frame it.
Actually, the guy that sent it to me did not do a good job of like making people zoom in.
But I tried to word it so that is that one line or two lines?
Yeah, it obviously wasn't good enough.
Well, like your time because you zoomed in, but he didn't.
Well, he's like a dick magnet.
He knows.
Oh, there's a big wood there.
Oh, damn.
Explain that.
So why does he think you're a dick magnet?
I'm not trying to be.
I'm just saying I think there's something there.
When he's when he's involved in his wishful thinking, when when BBD is there, he always
spots it just like the George Floyd when he sent out the day after.
So just because I'm perceptive too early.
Is that it?
What'd you say?
I didn't even know that was who sent the one out with George Floyd with BBD's dick across
his neck.
OK, that was right after the day after that was right after it happened.
Even I was like, it's funny, but no, that was harsh.
I think it was excellent.
Did you see that back?
Barry was like, oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
So he's he's borderline.
Gay?
No.
Oh, borderline.
He's in between liberal and conservative because his parents are blue.
What they call them?
Blue dog.
Democrats.
Hardcore.
And so he has that influence.
And so he's he's right there on the edge.
So he would enjoy this discussion if he can.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he would love it.
He's smart, though, right?
You know what?
Oh, he'd be able to cover.
Oh, my God.
He'd be able to talk his stuff.
You know, you talk about he's the ultimate Cowboys fan.
Ultimate and no one can compare to him.
You know why?
Because I can say, you know what?
In nineteen seventy seven, Barry, what happened?
I think Dustin Hoffman could.
No, no.
In nineteen seventy seven, what happened in the wildcard game?
And he go, oh, there was four minutes.
You ever fact check thirty three?
No, I can promise you it's amazing.
He knows exactly what happened.
Be like Robert Stalbeck.
His child had had the flu that day, so he couldn't make it.
A hundred percent, which people like that who just have a crazy memory.
He knows exactly.
You have one of those idatic memories where he just remembers everything.
Unbelievable.
I knew a guy like that.
His name is his name is Jay Williams and Jay Williams.
He played for the Sacramento Kings.
He did not play for.
Well, he Jay there may be a Jay Williams, but this Jay Williams.
I worked at a bar as a disc jockey and I would run all kinds of programs.
No, this was here in Dallas.
And Jay Williams was a guy that would be there all the time.
And he really was autistic.
He had some shit going on.
Ray man.
And I tell you, he would come up with the most crazy factoids up.
I mean, because I would have like, all right, guys, let's see if you can't stump Jay, you
know?
And so they come up and they start asking him questions and they couldn't do it.
They couldn't do it.
Because he's autistic.
It's like Barry.
So you think Barry's autistic?
He might be.
There's there's a spectrum.
I will tell you the guy he's not he's not.
But holy shit, just because he has a good memory doesn't mean he's.
Oh, my God.
It's insane.
Well, Mary Lou Hennor, the redhead from Taxi.
I can't even remember what happened.
Well, she's on Titans last year.
She has the idea where she remembers everything.
Every conversation, every book read and she could read it back to you in Taxi.
We say, yeah, the redhead that was in Taxi.
Marilyn Mary Lou Hennor, Mary Lou Hennor.
They say that about Ted Cruz.
He's got the memory.
Yeah, she reads up once and he remembers.
Here we go.
So he can't visually, but audio.
He's an audio not audio file.
Anything he hears, he will retain forever is what they say.
They say, oh, she's cute.
I know who that is.
Yeah.
I mean, she's a lot older now, but she's always been cute.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
Look over one more to the right.
Yeah, go to the new one.
One with the cleavage.
There you go.
There we go.
The cleavage.
She looks like a little Texas star, doesn't she?
A little whorehouse in Texas.
Really?
Yeah, you have to go say the word whore.
Show respect.
Oh, yeah.
What's wrong with you guys?
The other one pointing out the cleavage.
Yeah, show the nude one.
Of the 70 year old.
There's the nude one with the big bush.
What?
I don't see that one.
Where's the bush at?
Sorry.
Head for the hills.
Head for the mountains.
Alright, okay.
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that.
Got them?
to you. Right. Probably has audio books going nonstop.
That's what I mean. There we go.
You just have the shit running.
So Nancy Pelosi is going to run again.
That's what she had made a statement.
Yes. That's a tragedy.
Yep. Tonight. Is it a tragedy?
It's not a tragedy. She's going to get her ass thumped.
No, she's going to win.
Oh, no, she is going to win. Yeah. No, I'm sorry.
She's going to win because those people in San Francisco
are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet.
They keep voting her in. Yeah.
And Schiff. Stupidest people on the planet.
And Kamala. They voted for her, too.
100 percent. So she's going to get voted in,
but she's going to be the gigantic minority.
So then what? Are they going to make her the minority speaker?
She already said she will not be the minority speaker.
Well, she's already gone back on her retirement
because she was floating out there for a little bit.
There we go. Wow. So so so here we go.
So she gets voted in.
They get trounced in later this year.
And and so she's not in the minority.
I mean, she's not in the majority.
Well, they're going to have to understand that she's not part of the solution.
She doesn't run for majority.
I mean, she's just going to be a regular old regular old whatever.
Or she could go to her ego, could handle it.
I don't think she I don't think she could unless she's doing the stock thing.
Well, I think like, you know, did she just buy a house in Florida?
Yeah. Stock. I mean, she's doing inside inside of training left and right.
And she's going to make another just bought a huge mansion.
You could make another 40 million in the next term that she gets.
Just based on based on insider trading and corruption.
Right. Why not? Right.
Well, she's 82. She's not going to live much longer.
Dude, I freaking retire and enjoy the millions.
Your life to enjoy the fruits of your theft.
How wonderful would it be that she doesn't finish her term?
Well, when I die.
No, not like that.
Just like she's not.
She's not going to have a stroke and not be with you, not be here.
Well, what I think is going to happen is what I mean is, is it the is it the house
represents is it every two years? Yes. Yeah.
So I think she's going to come in and she's going to go scorched earth.
And she is going to be just.
Good for burning every bridge because she's like, I'm done.
If there's going to be 84, she's so fucking seen out.
She doesn't even know what she's saying. Is she?
She should be 82 in March.
She speaks very well.
I mean, no, no, she does not.
I have seen.
Have you seen? I don't think she does.
A press conference with her.
She yes. No.
And I've seen a recent press conference with Nancy Pelosi.
And I can promise you it's not.
She has a very articulate vocabulary and she's able to express herself easily.
Maybe at times, but so does Biden at times.
I think I think there are some times.
That's what Alzheimer's does.
I think there are some times where the camera catches her and she can't talk.
And look, I'm no fan of fucking Nancy Pelosi.
So I'm like, I'm no fan of the.
He's going to move to San Francisco and vote for it.
I mean, Pelosi is like the Titans.
I mean, it's just like, oh, there you go.
I think she's going to get in
and she's going to go scorched earth and just cause so much.
Can we focus on the nine year old troll that's in the podcast right now?
No, if you ignore them, they go away.
Do what? You have to ignore them.
Oh, you can't do that.
You can't. Because he's a nine year old, too.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm at least 11.
All right. So we're going to attempt to pull something up here.
Yeah. Bring up.
Hold on. Is it recent?
Is it recent? This is tonight's right.
Good. No, that's from December 15th, 2021.
Let's roll with it.
I want to hear her. She articulate.
Here we go. As well.
But the deaths are.
Yes, she's doing great.
So very, very sad.
It's so hard to comprehend eight hundred thousand people.
That's a lot. And the number continues to go to her.
But we can't hold on to be optimistic about the effectiveness of the vaccines.
The awareness that some people are not.
Well, they need to be optimistic.
Yeah, they need to be vaccinated.
Do they? And then we also had the moment of silence for those who affected by the storms.
I was very moved by.
Look, see, you can talk.
She's fucking 84 years old.
She's not articulate.
Oh, come on. Keep going. Keep going.
No, I don't want to hear it either.
And look, you're wrong.
She is full of shit and she disgusts me, but she could fucking have a conversation.
Is my point. Yes, she can.
Now, Joe Biden is the definition.
You dumb son of a. Oh, hold on. He didn't say that.
What do you say?
Yeah, he was the son of a bitch.
Oh, what a he said.
What a asset. What an asset.
Inflation. Stupid son of a bitch.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Or president of the United States.
Yeah. And then, you know, he says, I will not tolerate anybody putting anybody down.
I will fire them on the spot.
This is like one in two weeks. Yeah.
And he was like he was like the the what do you say?
The the the whatever of the of the journalists, the Volvo.
The Volvo. Ariella.
Ariella. OK.
No, the being mean, I can't think of the word being mean to the journalist.
That ends now. Vitriolic.
That ends now. And then now look at him.
He's like the son of a bitch.
What the fuck kind of question is that?
Joe Biden is angry.
He's he's out of he's out of touch.
It's just like, oh, my God, did you know?
Fucking you're going on.
He's angry because they had no clue what's going on.
He has full fledged elderly abuse going on.
Well, he gets that look on his face like full fledge.
How dare he ask me this question? Yeah.
I have the answer to it. Yeah.
He's like he's like, what the fuck?
He doesn't feel like answering him.
That's what it is. He's above answering it.
Yes. And he doesn't know how to answer it.
He doesn't know how to answer it.
And that's what makes him frustrated.
I I'm I fucking year one.
We're on year one.
Year one. Year one.
That cannot be overstated.
And we have three more years of being scared to death
that we're going to go to war.
You know, they were hounding Trump the whole time.
Always going to get us in the war.
He's going to end the pot. The whole planet.
He's the only one who did not start it.
He's got his finger on the button.
We literally we're literally all going to die.
Joe Biden is the one that introduced a global nuclear war.
Yeah. He's the one that said that.
I know if Putin gets into Ukraine.
All right. Well, look, dudes like us are very frustrated.
Yeah, we have some angst tonight.
Yeah. Well, once you get over the titans, you'll be you'll be over.
I don't think I can, though.
I feel good about the trolls.
I feel good about the bangles.
Do you? Yeah, I feel good about it, too.
I think they're going to I don't want to root against them,
but I think the chiefs are going to crush them.
All right. Look, dudes like guys, I'm Sean Jeff.
Oh, shit.
Now you fucked up, son of a I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff and I'm Sean.
And we still suck.
And we're just like us and we love each other.
Thanks, Dewey.
Now I can't hear you.
My head says.
And.