1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,940 it is awesome this music is soothing to me it kind of 2 00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:16,360 there's no scratching we haven't done that yet 3 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:21,320 wickity wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick wick 4 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,220 wick wick wick wick wick no no no he's got that shit down 5 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:25,220 no. 6 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:27,220 No, we've always done that. 7 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:28,220 No. 8 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:30,220 He's got wikitty wikky wikky wik. 9 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:31,220 Wikitty wick. 10 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:33,220 Yip yip yip yip yip. 11 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:35,220 Dude, that's like... 12 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:37,220 We are killing it. 13 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,220 Welcome to the second half. 14 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:41,220 Of the... 15 00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:43,220 Of the January 11th. 16 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:47,220 I really had to think about it. 17 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,220 I know, I was like, whoa dude. 18 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,220 As the... 19 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:53,220 As the... 20 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,220 Alright, so we were talking about the... 21 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,220 The playoff games. 22 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,220 We were talking about... 23 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,220 Great NFL weekend. Fantastic. 24 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:03,220 So, what we were... 25 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:05,220 What I am trying... 26 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:07,220 What I did is, my daughter's birthday. 27 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:09,220 Went out to dinner. Went to Papadose. 28 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:11,220 Which one? 29 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:13,220 Did you get some crab? 30 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:15,220 25. Your oldest... 31 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:17,220 Or some langostinos? 32 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:19,220 Let's reflect on that. 33 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:21,220 Yeah, no really. 34 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:23,220 Your child is a quarter of a century old. 35 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:25,220 Yeah, thank you. 36 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:27,220 What an old fuck you are. 37 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,220 Yeah. 38 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,220 Damn. 39 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:33,220 Alright, so you splurged. 40 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,220 Yours is a far behind. 41 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,220 We went out to go eat, and I invited my in-laws. 42 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:39,220 And I invited my parents. 43 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:41,220 And my dad showed up. 44 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:43,220 My mom got... 45 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:45,220 She was hurt a foot or something. 46 00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:47,220 She couldn't show up. My brother... 47 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:49,220 Whatever. So my dad was there. 48 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:51,220 My sister in Rosemary was there. 49 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,220 And then my brother-in-law and my wife's sister. 50 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:55,220 Desiree and Wes. 51 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,220 And we were all sitting at one table. 52 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,220 Which was great. 53 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,220 Worked out great. 54 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:03,220 Because we... 55 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:05,220 The Papadose couldn't accommodate super large parties. 56 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:07,220 For some stupid reason. 57 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:09,220 You know, you think with the amount of money and how busy they are. 58 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:11,220 They would really work on that shit. 59 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:13,220 But they are. 60 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,220 They are always busy. 61 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:17,220 I tell you what, Papadose is slammed. 62 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,220 Every day. It's crazy. 63 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,220 And good for them. 64 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:23,220 It's like a novelty. 65 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:25,220 I think it's more of a novelty than it is... 66 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:27,220 Is it a novelty or is it just that good? 67 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:29,220 No, it's not a novelty. 68 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:31,220 It's a seafood restaurant. There's not a ton of food. 69 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,220 But is it that good? 70 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,220 It's good. 71 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:37,220 That's what I mean by novelty. 72 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:39,220 It's better than Red Lobster. 73 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,220 Everybody thinks. If you're going to go to a nice seafood restaurant, you've got to go to Papadose. 74 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:43,220 It is like Red Lobster. Red Lobster has their novelties too. 75 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:45,220 They've got the traditional... 76 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,220 It's better than Red Lobster. 77 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:49,220 Oh my God. What is the beer? 78 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:51,220 Boston Lager. 79 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:53,220 Sam Adams. 80 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:55,220 Sam Adams, thank you. 81 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,220 They've got the Samuel Adams. 82 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,220 They usually have a traditional seasonal stuff. 83 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,220 My point is that 84 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,220 Papadose is the same way. 85 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,220 They've got like a Voodoo, some bullshit like that. 86 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:07,220 Well, it's Cajun-y, right? 87 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,220 Is it supposed to be a Cajun-y seafood? 88 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:11,220 Kind of a flair to it. 89 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:13,220 It's expensive. 90 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:15,220 I'll tell you what. 91 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:17,220 Honestly, when I was sitting down there and I was looking at 92 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,220 the drinks, the specialty drinks 93 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:21,220 that everybody was looking at that I was 94 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:23,220 thinking I'm going to have to pay for. 95 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,220 I'm looking down the list and I'm thinking, oh, look at that. 96 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,220 $15, $18, $19, $20, $25, $22. 97 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:29,220 $22 for one fucking specialty drink. 98 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:31,220 Yeah. 99 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:33,220 Minimum of three each. 100 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,220 Do the math on that one. 101 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,220 I'm thinking, fuck. 102 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:39,220 Now you're almost your entire family 103 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,220 is of age to drink. 104 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,220 Yeah. 105 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,220 Multiply. 106 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,220 I mean, part of me doesn't care at all. 107 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,220 The other part of me is kind of like, I don't care. 108 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,220 Actually, all of me doesn't care at all. 109 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:53,220 The only thing I'm worried about is how much can my credit card 110 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:55,220 fill? 111 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,220 What's my limit? 112 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,220 As long as my shit's covered. 113 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,220 You paid the whole bill for everyone? 114 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,220 No, no, no, no. It was divided up. 115 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:05,220 Just your family? 116 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:07,220 It was divided up. 117 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:09,220 Actually, the, me and Wes basically split the bill. 118 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:11,220 Okay, well, cool. 119 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:13,220 Actually, that's not true, but for the sake of this conversation, 120 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,220 we'll just say it. 121 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:17,220 I basically took my family cut in half, 122 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,220 and he took his family cut in half. 123 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:21,220 Whatever. I don't care. 124 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,220 But the point is, we went out 125 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,220 and 126 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,220 we were talking about the 127 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:29,220 we were having a good time. 128 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:31,220 It's Malin's birthday, and my dad was there. 129 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:33,220 And I was like, and we just got on the conversation 130 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:35,220 with the Cowboys, and I was like, fuck, man. 131 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:37,220 I want your tickets to go to the playoff games. 132 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:39,220 I've never gone to a playoff game. 133 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:41,220 I've been to plenty of Cowboy games. 134 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:43,220 I mean, not in the new stadium, 135 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,220 but for like the old Dallas, 136 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:47,220 Texas and Irving, Texas. 137 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,220 I've been to... 138 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:51,220 Texas Stadium is what they called it? 139 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:55,220 I've been to 20 games there. 140 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:57,220 I would feel comfortable saying 20. 141 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,220 They imploded that 142 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,220 and built what on it? 143 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:03,220 Nothing. A parking lot. 144 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,220 It's empty right now. 145 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:07,220 They should have kept it for a high school stadium. 146 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,220 Unless there was construction problems with it. 147 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:11,220 I don't know. I don't think there was. 148 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:13,220 They should have kept it for a fricking high school stadium. 149 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:15,220 There were no reasons why they needed to take that apart. 150 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:17,220 None. 151 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,220 Because it was completely functional. 152 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,220 It could have been an Irving school stadium. 153 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:23,220 Maybe there were a lot of rare metals 154 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:25,220 in it. 155 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:27,220 Maybe they... 156 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:29,220 When was this built? 1970? 157 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,220 Maybe they harvest the asbestos. 158 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,220 And turned it into... 159 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:35,220 I would feel comfortable saying that. 160 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:37,220 I would say as far as the building materials go, 161 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:39,220 there may be some asbestos stuff going on in there. 162 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:41,220 As far as the duct work, 163 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,220 as far as maybe some of the tile work. 164 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:45,220 Some capra. 165 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,220 But there is a tremendous amount of concrete there. 166 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:49,220 I was there when they were deconstructing it. 167 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:51,220 When I say deconstructing, 168 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,220 I'm talking about like ripping the fucking seats out. 169 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,220 No. They imploded it. 170 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,220 They ripped the seats out first and sold the seats. 171 00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:59,220 They ripped out every single one. 172 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:01,220 They ripped out every single one. 173 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:03,220 They ripped out every single one. 174 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:05,220 Sold them. Very nice. 175 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:07,220 Do you want a piece of Cowboys history? 176 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:09,220 Do you want when they won one Super Bowl? 177 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:11,220 I was there. 178 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,220 I happened to be in one of the 179 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,220 Crown Royal Suites. 180 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,220 If you have Jerry Jones... 181 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:19,220 What an asshole. 182 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:21,220 If you were in Jerry Jones' suite, 183 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:23,220 I was the one 184 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:25,220 counterclockwise... 185 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:27,220 I've never been in Jerry Jones' suite. 186 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,220 If you can imagine where Jerry Jones' suite is, 187 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:31,220 I was the one counterclockwise won. 188 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:33,220 So were you escorted out that night? 189 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,220 For the sake... 190 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,220 Did you bring a Smuggler's Delight? 191 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:39,220 For the sake of this podcast, I'm not going to mention who the name of it is. 192 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:41,220 But I was there in a professional capacity. 193 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,220 Who's the fool squirting peach whiskey in his mouth next to me? 194 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:45,220 The owner of that unit 195 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:47,220 was... 196 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:49,220 We were already doing work for this person. 197 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:51,220 Yes. 198 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,220 And we were... 199 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:55,220 There's a designer actually. 200 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:57,220 When you go to these stadiums and you purchase a suite, 201 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:59,220 you can basically dress it out any way you want. 202 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:01,220 Sure. 203 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,220 You can put anything you want on it. 204 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:05,220 And you get hot dogs for free. 205 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:07,220 You want a stripper pole in there? 206 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,220 Bam! Stripper pole. Bam! 207 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,220 You can do anything you want in your suite. 208 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,220 You get a stripper pole? 209 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,220 You don't get a stripper pole. 210 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:17,220 If you choose to purchase a stripper pole 211 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:19,220 and install it in there, you can do that. 212 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:21,220 Because it's your suite. 213 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:23,220 Will they supply the stripper? 214 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,220 Hold on. Was there a stripper pole in your suite? 215 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:27,220 There was not a stripper pole in my suite. 216 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:29,220 I don't think that they will supply a... 217 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:31,220 I don't think that's part of the food and beverage venue. 218 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,220 Then why would you bring up a stripper pole? 219 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,220 Jeff brought up the stripper pole. 220 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,220 You did. 221 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:39,220 I did. I threw the kink in the fence. 222 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:41,220 Do they have a stripper pole? 223 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:43,220 Anywho. 224 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,220 So here we are. 225 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:47,220 Uninstalling. 226 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:49,220 The owner of the unit, 227 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,220 she owns this really nice house. 228 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,220 And she has a guest house 229 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,220 behind her house. 230 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:57,220 She was like, hey look, 231 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,220 I spent a tremendous amount of money on the 232 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,220 cabinets that we installed 233 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:03,220 in the Texas Stadium Suite. 234 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:05,220 They've been there for ten years. 235 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:07,220 I spent a fortune on the wood 236 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,220 that goes in there. It's a very rare wood. 237 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,220 It's teak. 238 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,220 It's a hickory. 239 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:15,220 No, it's teak. It's Egyptian teak. 240 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,220 It is not. It is a hickory. 241 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,220 It's purple hardwood. 242 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:21,220 It's Easter Island hardwood teak. 243 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,220 And I went up there and I took a team of guys 244 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,220 and we uninstalled the 245 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:27,220 cabinets and we 246 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,220 brought them back to... 247 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:31,220 We could have used that for the CNC. 248 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,220 If you have any idea how much 249 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,220 we could have paid for that. 250 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,220 We would have saved a tremendous 251 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:39,220 amount of money. 252 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:41,220 So while I'm up there and I've got 253 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,220 the guys 254 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:45,220 uninstalling stuff and I'm putting them on 255 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,220 carts and stuff, I'm looking 256 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,220 at the amount of labor 257 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:51,220 that they have out in the stadium. 258 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:53,220 The... 259 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:55,220 This... 260 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,220 Bolting these... 261 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,220 These chairs. The auditorium chairs. 262 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:01,220 That thousands of people have farted on. 263 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:03,220 Does it matter? 264 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,220 Dude, seriously. 265 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,220 Butt smears. We got tampon leakage. 266 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:09,220 I bet there's just... Wow. 267 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,220 Yeah, that's a little... Jesus. 268 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,220 What happened? 269 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,220 Anyways, I'm looking... A little bit of bleedage. 270 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:17,220 I'm looking over the edge 271 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,220 because they have removed the windows 272 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,220 of our 273 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:23,220 suite at the time. 274 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:25,220 And I'm looking over the edge 275 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:27,220 and I'm like, I see stacks of 276 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,220 chairs. Okay? And they're in bundles 277 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,220 of four. 278 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,220 Perfect. Perfect for your 279 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,220 living room. 280 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,220 I can carry those. 281 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:39,220 I mean, I'm not... 282 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,220 You just walk it out? 283 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:43,220 That was when you were in good shape. 284 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:45,220 I was in a lot better shape. 285 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:47,220 I jumped over that side. I could have grabbed them. 286 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,220 And I was on the fence. I almost 287 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:51,220 did it. And right before I was about 288 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,220 to leap over the wall, 289 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,220 which would have been totally 290 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,220 doable. Because the people were gone forever. 291 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:59,220 Right. They were... 292 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,220 And they laid them out. 293 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:03,220 And you were listening to the... 294 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:05,220 Well, they were gone forever. So I was 295 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,220 literally... Because I was like, alright guys, you got the 296 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:09,220 cart ready? They got the cart ready. 297 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,220 You got the moving blankets ready? 298 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:13,220 Because we're moving out cabinets. Oh, you're gonna 299 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,220 cover the chairs with the... 300 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:17,220 Don't... 301 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:19,220 Don't... 302 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,220 Don't... 303 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,220 Don't... 304 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:25,220 Don't... 305 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,220 Don't... 306 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,220 Shonkroos! 307 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,220 So it was... It didn't happen. 308 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,220 That is awful. You know why? It didn't happen because 309 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,220 Shonkroos sucks. No, why? 310 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,220 He didn't pull the trigger. Yeah, you're like 311 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,220 Oh my God, there's somebody coming out of the bathroom. 312 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,220 It was like one, two, three, jump. 313 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,220 And then it was like one, two, 314 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,220 Hey guys, we're coming through here. 315 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,220 Oh, it's Jibra. I was like, oh, 316 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:49,220 it's completely deflated. And then it was all of a sudden 317 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,220 there was like fifteen guys in front of me. 318 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:53,220 And then we were like... 319 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,220 We started working. And some FBI 320 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,220 agents as well. 321 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:59,220 They were swarming the place. Dude, I could 322 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,220 have. I could have, but you know 323 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,220 what? I have Cuth. 324 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:05,220 I know you did because 325 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,220 you were gonna do it. There are small amounts 326 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,220 of Cuth. 327 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,220 But I didn't notice. I did 328 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,220 organize it. Do you ever notice that Cuth means different 329 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:15,220 things in different 330 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,220 stories? Yes. 331 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,220 Do you ever notice that, Jeff? I know. 332 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,220 I've heard Cuth probably about eight times 333 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,220 since I've met Shonk. 334 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,220 No, Cuth means 335 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,220 I have certain morals. 336 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,220 It has a different application depending 337 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,220 on the story. 338 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:33,220 Are you with me on this one? 339 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,220 Yeah. 340 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:37,220 We're gonna have to go back and listen to 341 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,220 what Cuth, the application... 342 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,220 So how much did those seats go 343 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,220 for? Oh, dude, seriously. I 344 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,220 don't know. Long story short, 345 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,220 I don't know. I did a couple years ago 346 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,220 but I don't remember because it's not even a 347 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,220 thing anymore. But they were like 348 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,220 it was... Two for a dollar? 349 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:55,220 It was expensive. I mean 350 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:57,220 people were like selling those and they were doing like 351 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,220 auctions. 352 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,220 Lotteries and things for them. And it was 353 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,220 kind of fun. But I mean I could 354 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,220 have grabbed a couple. It would have been so easy 355 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,220 to do. Were they single chairs or rows of four? 356 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,220 They were rows of four because they were all connected. 357 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:11,220 Right. And they were metal. 358 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,220 They were old school metal. Yeah, they were 359 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,220 flipped down seats and everything. 360 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,220 So why didn't you wait until they 361 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,220 left? 362 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,220 Well, um, 363 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,220 no, I just... You didn't 364 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,220 have Cuth. No, I 365 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,220 didn't have patience. Oh. 366 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:29,220 It didn't really mean that much to me. 367 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,220 It was just one 368 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,220 of those things like... The 369 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,220 next thing was there. Except that when you went through 370 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,220 like an hour of planning 371 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,220 to grab them. 372 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,220 I didn't plan it for an hour. This was like 373 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,220 automatic. 374 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,220 You put the moving blanket. 375 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,220 You have it blanketed. No, we already had 376 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,220 the carts. Put the cart right here. 377 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:51,220 We already had the carts. We already had the moving blankets. 378 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:53,220 He had a diagram. We had everything. 379 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,220 I know, right? Oh, dude. We had everything. 380 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:57,220 It was ready to go. You were 381 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,220 drawing in chalk on the floor? 382 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,220 Man, I had 383 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,220 Team One. That leaves evidence. 384 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,220 Roger, Roger. Let's synchronize our watches. 385 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,220 He was gold leader. I was 386 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,220 tethering from the ceiling 387 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,220 of the stadium. I was tethering down. 388 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,220 And I was like going to 389 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,220 grab the four seats and 390 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,220 back up before the lasers engaged. 391 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,220 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was 392 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:21,220 exciting. That's very exciting. 393 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,220 I'll tell you what is exciting is being in the 394 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,220 stadium in a 395 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,220 format or in a scenario 396 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,220 where it's not a game. 397 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,220 It's a game. 398 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:33,220 It's a game. And it's a game. 399 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,220 It's a game. 400 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:37,220 And it looks weird. It is odd 401 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:39,220 because there's a lot of 402 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,220 extracurricular things going on. 403 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,220 Oh, dude. It was just it was very 404 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,220 because I'm used to being on construction sites 405 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,220 where you've got things being dismantled 406 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,220 and whatever 407 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,220 moved away and then rebuilt. 408 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:53,220 And so it was just weird. 409 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,220 Everything was being pulled away 410 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,220 and you got exposed concrete 411 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,220 and you got exposed concrete. 412 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,220 And it was just like you've got 413 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,220 and like you mentioned all the copper. 414 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,220 Oh, yeah. They harvested the copper. 415 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,220 Oh, yeah. And it's 416 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:09,220 it's crazy on the stuff 417 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,220 that they abandoned there, though. 418 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,220 Right. You know, because I was going to 419 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,220 what about the jumbotrons that were out there? 420 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,220 What to do with those? 421 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,220 Those implode those things 422 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,220 with the jumbotrons were those 423 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,220 those are the big TVs. 424 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:25,220 Yeah, the big TVs. 425 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,220 I recall them being there. 426 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,220 I am sure they they detached them. 427 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,220 Lady is 428 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,220 difficult. 429 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,220 She hears things. 430 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,220 She's getting old. 431 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,220 And whenever she hears things 432 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,220 that she takes it to the 433 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:43,220 limit. You know what? 434 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,220 I've given up trying to edit her from 435 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,220 the podcast because it's next to 436 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,220 impossible. She's part of the podcast. 437 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,220 So any listeners that hate 438 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,220 animals, you know, just 439 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,220 don't listen to them. 440 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,220 They're not going to listen to 441 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,220 them. They're going to be 442 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,220 like, oh, I'm going to be a 443 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,220 big fan of the show. 444 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,220 Anyway, so the Texas Stadium, 445 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,220 you know, the Texas Stadium was huge 446 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,220 in our history. 447 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,220 I mean, really, are you the Dallas Cowboys? 448 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,220 You know, there's a lot of stuff that happened there. 449 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:15,220 Cheerleaders, my wife, for example. 450 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:17,220 I mean, my wife performed there 451 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,220 as a cowboy, Dallas cheerleader. 452 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,220 There you go. I need to clarify 453 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,220 some bands that I saw there. 454 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,220 I saw George Strait there. That's why I saw 455 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,220 George Strait there. You were there too? 456 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,220 Would be amazing. Kenny Chesney. 457 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,220 Bale, excuse me. 458 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,220 It was George 459 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,220 Strait, Kenny Chesney. 460 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,220 Dixie Chicks. 461 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,220 Banana Rama? No. 462 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,220 Jody Messina. Culture Club. 463 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,220 Yes. Oh, you saw Boy 464 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,220 George? Yes. 465 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,220 You think Boy George and George Strait 466 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,220 we get together? No. 467 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,220 I thought that's the culture club. 468 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,220 I thought George Strait opened for Culture Club. 469 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,220 No. Really? Shut the fuck up. 470 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,220 Really? Come on. 471 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,220 All right. So who did George Strait open up for? 472 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,220 Let me think about this. I don't think George Strait opened for anyone. 473 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,220 No, he did. There were some bands that started. 474 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,220 It was like Sammy, Ken Shaw. 475 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,220 Time out. A long time ago, he 476 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,220 hasn't been the greatest legend 477 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,220 in country music forever. 478 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,220 Always. First song. 479 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,220 He just came out with guitarists. 480 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,220 He's 18 years old. He's like, dude, 481 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,220 he's a good one. He's been around 482 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,220 for a long time. He's got a lot of songs. No, you're right. 483 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,220 There was a time. Of course. 484 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,220 I could sing almost every song from 485 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:27,220 George Strait. Me too. It's crazy. 486 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,220 I can't sing it, but I know 487 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,220 the words to it. No, I can't do that. 488 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,220 I know the words to every song, but I can't sing them. 489 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:35,220 Oh, I believe that. I've heard you sing. 490 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,220 Thank you. You're welcome. I appreciate that. 491 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,220 What about Gerth Brooks? Gerth Brooks? 492 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:41,220 Gerth Brooks. What are you saying? 493 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,220 He's fat like me. 494 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,220 Oh, referring to his belly. 495 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,220 Oh, okay. 496 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,220 You know what I don't like about 497 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:51,220 Gerth Brooks? And this is 498 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,220 so shallow. 499 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,220 You don't like him? 500 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,220 No, hold on. I admit 501 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,220 he's cheesy. I am extremely shallow 502 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,220 by saying this. He's an entertainer. Come on. 503 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,220 He's an entertainer, but you know what? Keep your politics 504 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:05,220 to yourself. 505 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,220 He's liberal? Keep your politics 506 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:09,220 to yourself. I haven't heard anything come out of him. 507 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,220 Dude. He's a... 508 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:13,220 You know what? Maybe, and you won't, 509 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,220 but I'm moving forward because 510 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,220 first of all, hold on. Gerth Brooks 511 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,220 is amazing. 512 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,220 Amazing. Amazing. 513 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,220 People loved his concerts, 514 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,220 and then he just disappeared. 515 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,220 Well, he retired. 516 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,220 Well, no. He came out with Chris Gaines. Remember that? 517 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,220 Is that a disease? 518 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,220 That was his... probably could have been. 519 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,220 Chris Gaines was his alter ego. 520 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,220 He tried to have a pop 521 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,220 career. What? 522 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,220 As Chris Gaines. You don't remember 523 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,220 that? No. Came out with a CD, and he had 524 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,220 this stupid hair. 525 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,220 No, no, no. 526 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,220 Yes. Go to the images. 527 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,220 What? 528 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,220 You don't remember this. 529 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,220 Not at all. There he is. 530 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:57,220 He came out 531 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,220 as this, and he tried to create... 532 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,220 I don't know if he was joking. I think it was a serious 533 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,220 thing. He tried to create another career as 534 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,220 a... No, no, no. 535 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,220 Yes. There was a CD 536 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,220 and everything, and once this came and it fell flat, 537 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,220 he disappeared. In 1999, 538 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,220 Garth Brooks released an album as Chris Gaines. 539 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,220 I had 540 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,220 no idea. 541 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,220 Yes. 542 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,220 Garth Brooks was so awesome 543 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,220 with his 544 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,220 country albums. He disappeared. 545 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,220 He was. I mean, because Garth Brooks was out 546 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,220 back in the time where Dixie Chicks 547 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,220 were really hot. Yeah, they were. 548 00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,220 And they were. 549 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,220 This was 90s, 90s country. If they would have simply 550 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,220 shut their mouth. 551 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,220 Shut the fuck up. Oh, the Dixie Chicks? 552 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,220 Yeah, if they would have shut the fuck up and played 553 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,220 their music, then they would be 554 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,220 billionaires by now. Maybe not, 555 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,220 but you know what I mean. 556 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,220 So they were in London. 557 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,220 They were 558 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,220 in London in a concert. 559 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,220 They were in a concert. 560 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,220 I don't know if it was London, but they were in 561 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,220 England, and they were 562 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,220 on stage, and that's when 563 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,220 the lead singer, 564 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,220 the lead singer of Dixie Chicks said 565 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:09,220 Natalie Maines, I think. Yep. 566 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:11,220 She's the one that said, George 567 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,220 Bush, he's not my president. 568 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,220 We're ashamed or something. We're ashamed. 569 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,220 We're ashamed that he's from Texas. 570 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:19,220 Right. Right. And then 571 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,220 shitstorm. Well, look, 572 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,220 total shitstorm. On certain 573 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,220 levels, most 574 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,220 Americans would agree that 575 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:29,220 George Bush, you know, 576 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,220 he did create 577 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,220 George W. Not George 578 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,220 W. Senior. Yeah, 579 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,220 George W. Well, here's the thing. 580 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,220 And I'm going to disagree with what you were about to 581 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,220 finish your sentence. No, you're not, because 582 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,220 you're not. Because what I'm going to talk about, 583 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,220 first of all, is this is the part that kind of gets 584 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,220 skipped over, alright? Because 585 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,220 what George W. Bush did is 586 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,220 he created the Patriot Act. 587 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,220 Yes. Okay. So what the 588 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,220 Patriot Act did 589 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,220 is... A lot of spying. Well, 590 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,220 that created a lot of 591 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,220 wiggle room. 592 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,220 That's what they were referring to. 593 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,220 It'd be one thing if they were ultra right and they 594 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,220 were complaining about George W. 595 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,220 making... 596 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:11,220 But you're missing the 597 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,220 spirit of what I'm talking about here. Keep going. 598 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,220 So maybe that's not. But in my 599 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,220 mind, the defamation 600 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,220 of his character is 601 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,220 the wiggle room that he allowed 602 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,220 with the Patriot Act. Okay. 603 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,220 That's period. That's it. That's all I'm going to say. 604 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,220 Yeah, but that's not what the Dixie Chicks were 605 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,220 complaining about. Well, they're complaining because he's a fucking 606 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,220 Republican. That's right. And his 607 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,220 mission completed... That was a big faux pas 608 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,220 that he had where 609 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:37,220 he's like mission completed 610 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,220 when it really wasn't, right? 611 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,220 The Gulf War. 612 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,220 So that was Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney was 613 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:45,220 Vice President to... Bush. 614 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,220 So that was the whole thing about 615 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,220 that's a big deal. 616 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:51,220 What's that? But 617 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,220 Dick Cheney being the Vice President 618 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,220 to Bush and just the whole Patriot 619 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,220 Act thing and there was a lot of 620 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,220 ugliness and conniving between 621 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,220 the Democrats and the Republicans 622 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,220 during that time. That was an ugly time. 623 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,220 Well, I mean, that was when they were 624 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,220 weapons of mass 625 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,220 destruction. Yes. Saddam Hussein. 626 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,220 Oh, bullshit. And it was apparently all 627 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,220 bullshit. Well, was it? But they were 628 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,220 convinced. I mean, in his 629 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,220 heart, he was convinced that he was 630 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:19,220 developing weapons of 631 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,220 mass destruction. Right. Okay. 632 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,220 And he's sitting in a fucking pit 633 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:25,220 eating Mars bars. And there was 634 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,220 no evidence of it. 635 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,220 And not 636 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,220 at that time. Now, previously 637 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,220 he had gassed his own people. 638 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,220 He had gassed Iraqis. 639 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,220 So he had a history. 640 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:39,220 Yes, he had a history of using 641 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,220 weapons of mass destruction. 642 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,220 But there 643 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,220 was no evidence of it. 644 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,220 That is what the Dixie Chicks 645 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,220 were. That's 646 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,220 why they hate him. Well, they're 647 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,220 ignorant. Oh, yeah. 648 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,220 If they would have just shut the fuck up, their 649 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,220 career would have been great. Garth Brooks, on the 650 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:59,220 other hand, he just disappeared. 651 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:01,220 I thought 652 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,220 he retired early. No, no, no. He didn't 653 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:05,220 retire. Well, hold on. I mean, what is the definition 654 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,220 of retire? I mean, he took a pause. 655 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,220 Yeah, he was going through divorce. 656 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,220 He was going through divorce because he was 657 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,220 cheating on his wife. Right. And at 658 00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,220 that time, he was. Yeah. He got 659 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:17,220 he was a huge 660 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,220 pause. And that's what people were kind of like. 661 00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:21,220 I need more Garth Brooks. 662 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,220 I need more Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks 663 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,220 would not allow 664 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,220 Amazon or any of these 665 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,220 streaming companies to play his music. 666 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:31,220 His music 667 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,220 literally 668 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,220 fell off the face of the Earth. 669 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,220 What a weirdo. 670 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,220 Dude, he didn't need it. He was 671 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,220 already loaded. 672 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,220 He didn't need any of it. He was like, fuck 673 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,220 all you guys. What a weirdo. 674 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,220 But you know what? I think it's great. I think he 675 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,220 tried to redefine himself. 676 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:51,220 And I think that that's where Chris Gaines 677 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:53,220 came from. Well, maybe. 678 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,220 Yeah. But I think maybe 679 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,220 he got that that thing about, 680 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:59,220 you know, when guys are trying to get younger, 681 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,220 because that's exactly what he looks like. He looked like 682 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,220 he was fucking trying to reincarnate himself. 683 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,220 He is get the soul patch working. 684 00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:07,220 Yeah. 685 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,220 Bad luck. I tried that. It doesn't work. 686 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,220 You should get the hair. Well, see if you can pull up some of 687 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:13,220 the music, Mr. Producer, from Chris Gaines 688 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,220 and see if we can find some audio clip 689 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:17,220 of that. I don't think I've ever heard it. 690 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:19,220 Yeah, neither have I. But the 691 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:21,220 books himself. Could we go to Amazon 692 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,220 and find Chris Gaines? 693 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:25,220 I don't know. Possibly. 694 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,220 You know, while he's looking that up. 695 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,220 Yeah, there it is. 696 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,220 50 bucks for the audio. Oh, greatest hits of 697 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,220 Chris Gaines. There's more than one album. 698 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:35,220 I don't know. 699 00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:37,220 Yeah, you need to 700 00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,220 pull up one of those motherfuckers. Are you kidding me? 701 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,220 We have 702 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,220 got to listen to one of these. 703 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:45,220 Lost in you. 704 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:47,220 This is 705 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,220 so this has an 706 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,220 acoustical still sort of 707 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,220 like Garth Brooks. Look at him. Yeah. 708 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:57,220 But he looks 709 00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:59,220 that much like a trans 710 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,220 emo. 711 00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,220 Are you kidding me? 712 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,220 How would 713 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:07,220 anybody buy this? 714 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,220 Wow. 715 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:11,220 You are my 716 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:13,220 godson. 717 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,220 No, this is not Garth 718 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,220 Brooks. Yes, it is. 719 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,220 This can't be. 720 00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:21,220 You can't 721 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:23,220 see his eyes, his face. 722 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:25,220 I state corrected. This is why he fell 723 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,220 off the face of the earth. 724 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,220 That's when it happened. This is awful. 725 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,220 When he did this, this is 726 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,220 when he disappeared. 727 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,220 This is... It really is him? 728 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,220 Yes. 729 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:43,220 I don't understand. 730 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,220 There's a huge miscalculation 731 00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:47,220 on his part. Well, look, hold on. 732 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,220 He's got a great voice. He's got 733 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,220 kind of a Richard Marks kind of thing going on. 734 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,220 I heard Garth Brooks in there right there. 735 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,220 Yeah, but there's a huge miscalculation. 736 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:57,220 Total. He was the biggest thing 737 00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:59,220 in country and he's thinking, I can 738 00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,220 take over the pop world as well, the Richard 739 00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:03,220 Marks world. This is not even pop. This is 740 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,220 some sort of weird goth. 741 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,220 I don't know. Well, his images. 742 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:09,220 He's wearing all black and he's got 743 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,220 some weird... I think it's more soul than anything. 744 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,220 That's not soul. 745 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,220 He's got weird hair covering his face 746 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:17,220 and... A soul patch. 747 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:21,220 Okay, I need this to end. 748 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,220 This is awful. 749 00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:25,220 I can't believe he gets up there 750 00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:27,220 that high. Yes, this is soul. 751 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,220 This is awful. Okay, he needs 752 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,220 to stop. Producer, see if you can find something else. 753 00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:33,220 Does he have like a number one hit 754 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:35,220 as Chris Gaines? 755 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:37,220 Really? A number one hit? 756 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,220 Well, I mean, if we're going to do it, 757 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:41,220 I mean, we might as well dive into this thing, 758 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:43,220 because this is uncharted territory for me. 759 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:45,220 I've never heard of Chris Gaines. 760 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,220 I had no idea before 761 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:49,220 before right now. Until... 762 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,220 This is crazy. 763 00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,220 Well, actually, you know what? Go scroll up and hit 764 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,220 that secret identity thing. 765 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,220 I am shocked. 766 00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,220 Chris Gaines was a sex addict, 767 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:01,220 secrets revealed. Click that fucking thing. 768 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:05,220 Oh, shut the hell up. 769 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:07,220 Secret history of... 770 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:09,220 2019 marks 20 years 771 00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:11,220 since Garth Brooks became Chris Gaines, 772 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:13,220 a moody, tragic, and extremely successful 773 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,220 Australian pop star whose musical 774 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,220 accomplishments were only popped by 775 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:19,220 the Central Concourse. Shut the front door. 776 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,220 You're right. You're right. You're right. 777 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:23,220 That's not annoying. Amazing time to be alive. 778 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:25,220 I promise you'll come away from this episode 779 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,220 of the Secret History of Country Music 780 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,220 with a new appreciation for what Brooks was trying to do. 781 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,220 Go ahead and share your thoughts on his alter ego 782 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:33,220 in the comment section below, but be nice. 783 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:35,220 Garth took a chance on something new, which is 784 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,220 why we love him in the first place, right? 785 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:37,260 Cliff Hill's version for the Kish 786 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:39,220 No. That's terrible. No. Terrible. 787 00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:41,220 Brooks is the biggest country star on the planet, 788 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,220 but decides to introduce his pop rock side 789 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:45,220 to his fans through a character named Chris Gaines 790 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:47,220 that looked kinda like a sad French mime. 791 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:49,220 That looks like Billy Squire. 792 00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:51,220 That looks like Billy Squire. 793 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:53,220 One of the greatest hits album of songs from six previous albums. 794 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,220 Hold on, that's not a bad answer. He made six albums? 795 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:57,220 As Chris Gaines? 796 00:26:57,220 --> 00:26:59,220 I don't think so. 797 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,220 That's what I just heard. 798 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,220 Honestly guys, I'm just as confused as you are. 799 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,220 VH1 did a behind the music episode on Chris Gaines 800 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:07,220 with real people like journalists and Billy Joel 801 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:09,220 and fake people like officer Barry Sanders 802 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,220 who was first on the scene when Gaines 803 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:13,220 drove his car off a cliff on February 16, 1992 804 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:15,220 leaving him with broken arms, 805 00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:17,220 a broken pelvis and disfigurements 806 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,220 so severe he refused to do press for his Apostle album. 807 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,220 As you know, Apostle was his fourth or fifth album 808 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:23,220 I don't know what it was, 809 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,220 but it was his fourth or fifth album 810 00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:27,220 I don't know, I kind of lost count of six 811 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,220 on Capitol Records. 812 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,220 Six albums of this guy? 813 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,220 Six albums of this guy? 814 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:35,220 He played it out. 815 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,220 He played it out. 816 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,220 Maybe. 817 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,220 I'm in shock. 818 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:43,220 Maybe the success of Garth Brooks 819 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:45,220 went to his head. 820 00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:47,220 Just blew him up. 821 00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,220 Guys, nobody knows this. 822 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:51,220 I did. 823 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:53,220 You did? 824 00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:55,220 I'm the one who told you about Chris Gaines. 825 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,220 I'm telling you. 826 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,220 Nobody knows this. 827 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,220 Nobody knows this. 828 00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:03,220 Did you? 829 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,220 This is shocking. 830 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,220 It's one thing for him to do like a bullshit 831 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,220 one album deal. 832 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,220 Six albums? 833 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:13,220 Do you know how long it takes to make six albums? 834 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:15,220 Turn it down a little bit. 835 00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,220 We want to make sure that we hear about the sex addict part. 836 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:19,220 Gaines' album came with an elaborate 837 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:21,220 backstory of how they were inspired by events 838 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:23,220 or people in his traumatic 839 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,220 32 years of life. 840 00:28:25,220 --> 00:28:27,220 I need a break so I'm just going to list all the tragedies 841 00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,220 that Bethel Gaines over the previous decade. 842 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,220 Take a look. There is so much to discuss 843 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,220 including the very real execution of the 844 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,220 experiment. 845 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,220 I mean that's Garth Brooks. 846 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,220 He's creating stories. 847 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,220 He had a seer 848 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,220 sex addiction. 849 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,220 That was it. 850 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,220 All fake. 851 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,220 All fake. 852 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:51,220 Levitz was also a teenage pilot 853 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:53,220 and he crashed his plane in December 1990 854 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,220 which ended crush. 855 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:57,220 Gaines says crush was dead. 856 00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:59,220 Chris Gaines was dead. 857 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:01,220 Let's wrap part one with his sex addiction. 858 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:03,220 That's actually believe it or not pretty 859 00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:05,220 central to the story. Gaines had women 860 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,220 throwing themselves at him and he was catching 861 00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:09,220 two, three, four women at a time. 862 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:11,220 Not a problem for Ms. Lethario but it all 863 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:13,220 caught up with him as he was dating Maria Costa. 864 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,220 Who is a real actress 865 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,220 playing herself in this fictional 866 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,220 sequence. 867 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,220 So he's basically a knob goblin. 868 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,220 I don't know. I think his ego 869 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,220 got to him and says I can do whatever I want. 870 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:27,220 Gene Gaines was a father who was not able 871 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,220 to show his love in any tangible way. 872 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,220 The egomaniac. 873 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:33,220 Of all the things we've ever 874 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:35,220 talked about and ever 875 00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:37,220 shared on this podcast, this is 876 00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:39,220 I'm not kidding the most 877 00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:41,220 single shocking 878 00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:43,220 thing I have ever heard. 879 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:45,220 I've never heard of Chris Gaines. I never knew 880 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,220 the direction that Garth Brooks 881 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:49,220 took. Now. Or the 882 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,220 extent of it. 883 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:53,220 Incredibly the extent of it. 884 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,220 The extent of it. I mean like 885 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:57,220 six albums. Backstories. 886 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,220 Everything. I can't. 887 00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:01,220 And he's Australian. So he had to go 888 00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:03,220 on interviews with an Australian accent. 889 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:05,220 So this is all a fake. 890 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,220 See that's unwell. 891 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:09,220 I think that's why he went away. 892 00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:11,220 That's mental illness. Cause he disappeared 893 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,220 right after that. 894 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:15,220 Maybe it was like a milli-vanilli kind of thing 895 00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:17,220 where it was like you know I just want to change. 896 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:19,220 I want to do. But you know what? 897 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:21,220 Sometimes people need to reinvent themselves. 898 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,220 I guess. And you know as from an artistic 899 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:25,220 point of view maybe that's what he needed. 900 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,220 That was a bit extreme. 901 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:29,220 Majorly extreme. But if you can 902 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,220 afford it. Well. Well yeah but 903 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,220 you come out with new music. 904 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:35,220 You don't create the backstory in a different 905 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,220 character. Well. He was like hey 906 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:39,220 Garth Brooks does. That may not have been him. 907 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:41,220 That could have been his manager. That could 908 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:43,220 have been a number of things. 909 00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:45,220 Garth Brooks does Frank Sinatra or something like that. 910 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,220 The one song we did hear was not horrible. 911 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,220 It was horrible. 912 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:51,220 It was horrible. It was not horrible. 913 00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:53,220 Horrible. I didn't think so. 914 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:55,220 I thought the 915 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,220 actual production of the music was good. 916 00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:59,220 And I thought his voice was good. 917 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,220 I think he was attracted to the 918 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:03,220 Metro. Sexual. 919 00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:05,220 He was very Metro looking. Well 920 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:07,220 I don't even know if it's Metro. It's more like 921 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:09,220 pre-trained. 922 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,220 He looked emo. He looked pre-trained to me. 923 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,220 To somebody for what he did 924 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:15,220 in that song. He was very emo. I mean I'm not saying 925 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:17,220 I'm going to go out and buy that album. I know. 926 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:19,220 I'm just saying it's not horrible. 50 bucks for the audio cassette 927 00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:21,220 on Amazon. Well dude I'll tell you 928 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,220 what now that he's known as Garth Brooks. 929 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:25,220 The audio cassette. 930 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:27,220 4875 for the audio cassette. 931 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,220 For the audio cassette? Is that 932 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,220 what cassettes are going for now? It's been 933 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:33,220 repatched once. 934 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:35,220 Or the cassette actually cut. 935 00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:37,220 I still have all my audio 936 00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:39,220 cassettes. I didn't throw any of them away. 937 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,220 Well are they in the attic? No. 938 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:43,220 They're not in the attic. 939 00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:45,220 They're in a climate controlled 940 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,220 media room closet. 941 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:49,220 But I also have my 942 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,220 climate controlled media closet. Well because you were saying 943 00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:53,220 in the attic. 944 00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:55,220 Because you're all ruined you idiot. 945 00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,220 You are an idiot. I'm not an idiot. 946 00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:59,220 Anyway so I still have my double 947 00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:01,220 double cassette tape. 948 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,220 You know. A really fancy one. 949 00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,220 Right? Oh there's a fancy one. 950 00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:07,220 I think we need to have a cassette party. 951 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:09,220 That's exactly where I was going. 952 00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:11,220 Mix tapes. 953 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,220 Do you have any cassettes? 954 00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:15,220 Oh I don't have any. I've purged them all. 955 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:17,220 I've got rid of all mine. 956 00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:19,220 So how are we going to have a party? Just my cassettes? 957 00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:21,220 But to tell you what you're going to have to 958 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,220 have the function 959 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:25,220 that when you push 960 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,220 fast forward on the cassette player 961 00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:29,220 it has to automatically stop 962 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:31,220 at the end of the song. It does. 963 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:33,220 Does it? Yes. Alright that is the only 964 00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:35,220 way we're going to be able to do this. 965 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,220 It always pissed me off when that section 966 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:39,220 wasn't long enough for it to be identified 967 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:41,220 and it blew past it. 968 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,220 I have a tape deck that 969 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,220 is killer and I saved it in 970 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:47,220 all my cassette tapes. Yeah but how often are you 971 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:49,220 like you know. 972 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,220 Is it Task Cam? 973 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:53,220 What the fuck. What is it called? You're fixing it? 974 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,220 You're keeping up to maintenance of this 975 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:57,220 cassette player? I haven't touched either of them 976 00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:59,220 in 30 years. So you think it works? 977 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:01,220 You need a Q-tip and some alcohol swabs and you need 978 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:03,220 to make sure those heads are clean. 979 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,220 Well then let's do this on a Friday night, Saturday night 980 00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:07,220 and make it happen. All that shit's got 981 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:09,220 gummy. Yeah very gummy. 982 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,220 Especially after age. Why are you guys 983 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,220 shitting on my little. The rubber heads 984 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,220 that this thing goes across. 985 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,220 So let's 986 00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:19,220 take a look at these cassettes. Let's do this. 987 00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:21,220 Let's look at it. What do you have? 988 00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:23,220 From memory what do you got? 989 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,220 Like cassettes? Yeah like 990 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:27,220 Animotion. 991 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:29,220 Animotion? 992 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:31,220 Johnny hates jams. Richard 993 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,220 Marx. That's ridiculous. 994 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,220 Straight cat strut. Stop it. Kenny G. 995 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:37,220 I got Human League. 996 00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:41,220 I've got Banana Rama. 997 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,220 Bizarre love triangle. Exposed. 998 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:45,220 I've got Madonna True Blue. 999 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:47,220 Madonna True Blue. 1000 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,220 So for real, 1001 00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,220 all mine, we've talked about this before. 1002 00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:53,220 I lived in Indonesia. 38 Special. All mine 1003 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,220 are pirated. So they're 1004 00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:57,220 poor quality. They're stolen 1005 00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:59,220 music. I wonder if that 1006 00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:01,220 just 1007 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:03,220 because you bought them 40 years ago 1008 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,220 and they're pirated, does that 1009 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:07,220 mean you still can't go to jail now 1010 00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:09,220 or can you go to jail now? Is there like 1011 00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:11,220 what do they call that? 1012 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:13,220 The time frame? 1013 00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:19,220 Whatever of something has passed. 1014 00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:21,220 Yes. Yeah the 1015 00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:23,220 oh I'm at it's gonna 1016 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:25,220 I know my listeners 1017 00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:27,220 are oh wow. Your listeners? 1018 00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:29,220 Did you guys hear that? My listeners. 1019 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:31,220 Yes. The foil thinks it's all 1020 00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:33,220 him. Yeah. This is where 1021 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:35,220 I crossed into gray area. No. 1022 00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:37,220 Our listeners are going that 1023 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:39,220 is the 1024 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,220 you know is a crime thing. 1025 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:43,220 Statute of limitations. 1026 00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:45,220 Statute of limitations. 1027 00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:47,220 Statute. 1028 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,220 Statute. 1029 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:51,220 Not a statue. Not like what the 1030 00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,220 black lives matter. I think for you to make a special case 1031 00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:55,220 where it would be like no dude 1032 00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:57,220 we're not only taking you we're taking your whole 1033 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,220 family down because you have 1034 00:34:59,220 --> 00:35:01,220 30 years of. You've not 1035 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:03,220 only have 30 years you probably have 50 cassette tapes 1036 00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:05,220 so how much of that 1037 00:35:05,220 --> 00:35:07,220 damage did you cause? 10 years of tape. 1038 00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:09,220 You have to stretch that out. You got 50 cassette tapes 1039 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:11,220 and we're going to do 5 years at 5 years 1040 00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:13,220 so 50 you know we're going to spread that out 1041 00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:15,220 through all your family. Your whole family is going to jail. 1042 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:17,220 250 years. Well here's the thing 1043 00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:19,220 I have all 6 cassettes of Chris 1044 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:21,220 Gaines. No they weren't available 1045 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,220 at the time. Oh. Oh good. 1046 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:25,220 Good. Okay. 1047 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:27,220 I wasn't sure. I cannot believe. 1048 00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:29,220 No no no it's Chris DeBurg. 1049 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:31,220 Chris DeBurg I'm sorry not Chris Gaines. 1050 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:35,220 Don't pay the ferryman. 1051 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,220 Don't even think twice. 1052 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,220 Alright. Hold on what did you say? 1053 00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:43,220 Do you have that cassette? No. 1054 00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,220 So what cassettes do you have? I don't know 1055 00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:47,220 I have to go back and look. Ronnie James Dio? 1056 00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:49,220 No. In excess. 1057 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:51,220 Okay we're not playing this guest game. 1058 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:53,220 This is where you have to control. 1059 00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:55,220 So you have these cassettes that you don't know what any one of the bands. 1060 00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,220 Well I know a lot of them. 1061 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:59,220 You son of a bitch. 1062 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,220 The Beaches soundtrack. 1063 00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:03,220 Did you say Bette Midler? 1064 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,220 Okay we talked about how that name is not 1065 00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:07,220 spoken on this podcast. Well you know what? 1066 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:09,220 It's not my fault. Not spoken. 1067 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,220 You've got her. What is this song? 1068 00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:13,220 The Rose. Barber of Streisand. 1069 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:15,220 I love that song. 1070 00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:17,220 Not the Rose. 1071 00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:19,220 What's the one? 1072 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:21,220 If there was a world or 1073 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,220 What would God say? 1074 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:25,220 It was a 1075 00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:27,220 What would he say? Wings right? 1076 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,220 No no no no. The one. 1077 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,220 What would Jesus say? 1078 00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:33,220 No that's Jule with the 1079 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,220 fucked up teeth. What? 1080 00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:37,220 She can sing good though. Yeah that was harsh. 1081 00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,220 That was harsh. She could totally sing. 1082 00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,220 Loved her. 1083 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:43,220 She could open a fucking can too. 1084 00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:45,220 Jule went back and fixed her teeth. I thought that was awesome. 1085 00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:47,220 Did she? Yes she did. 1086 00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,220 So Bette Midler had this 1087 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,220 What would 1088 00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:53,220 the world like almost like 1089 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:55,220 We Are the World song. I have no idea 1090 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,220 what that is. Ah come on. 1091 00:36:57,220 --> 00:36:59,220 Where are you Mr. Producer? 1092 00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:01,220 Bette Midler. Top hits. 1093 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,220 The Rose. I can't believe we're 1094 00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:05,220 doing this. Bette Midler 1095 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:07,220 top hits. Yeah. 1096 00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:09,220 We hate her. I know two songs. 1097 00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:11,220 Way beneath my wings. Yeah. 1098 00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:13,220 That's a big one. From a distance. 1099 00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:15,220 From a distance. That's it. 1100 00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:17,220 Oh yes. From a 1101 00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:19,220 distance. I love that song. 1102 00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:21,220 I love that song. 1103 00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:23,220 Was it a big karaoke song? 1104 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,220 Oh my god you're so nailed it. 1105 00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:27,220 It was amazing Sean. 1106 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:29,220 Okay. Anyway. 1107 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:31,220 Alright. Immediately get her off the screen. 1108 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,220 I can't stand her. You know what I like her in? 1109 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:35,220 She's fantastic in a movie called 1110 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,220 Hocus Pocus. No. 1111 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:39,220 No. In the Halloween 1112 00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:41,220 movie. I thought she was great for the boys 1113 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:43,220 until she was a psycho like Robert De Niro. 1114 00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:45,220 Oh she is a psycho. 1115 00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:47,220 That she is a psycho. Like Robert De Niro. 1116 00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:49,220 And I hate it. Look look look come on. 1117 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,220 Here's the deal. Michael Jackson 1118 00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:53,220 stared into the 1119 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,220 abyss of many boys' little butt holes. 1120 00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:57,220 And we're still playing Billie Jean. 1121 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:59,220 That's a good point. I don't change it. 1122 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:01,220 Speaking of Michael Jackson 1123 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:03,220 did you see the comparison? 1124 00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:07,220 So was that real? 1125 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:09,220 That Donald Trump Jr. 1126 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,220 posted that 1127 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,220 Tucker Carlson interviewed Michael 1128 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:15,220 Jackson. But was it real? 1129 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,220 That Carlson made that joke. 1130 00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:19,220 I guess. I don't know. But the very 1131 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:21,220 end of this little TikTok 1132 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:23,220 that was put out by Donald Trump Jr. 1133 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,220 was that he was 1134 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,220 that Tucker interviewed 1135 00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:29,220 Michael Jackson. No he didn't interview him. 1136 00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:31,220 He was saying. He was citing. 1137 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,220 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. 1138 00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:35,220 And then Nancy Pelosi 1139 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:37,220 was speaking out. Oh my god. 1140 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:39,220 And just the foul shit she was 1141 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:41,220 talking about about the insurrection of January 1142 00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,220 6. And she was kind of like 1143 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,220 oh yeah this is just another way for 1144 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:47,220 the Republicans to carry on 1145 00:38:47,220 --> 00:38:49,220 the whatever of the 1146 00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:51,220 insurrection of January 6. 1147 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:53,220 Shut the fuck up. I totally agree. 1148 00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:55,220 And that's probably why Carlson was 1149 00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:57,220 motivated to do what he did. But what 1150 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:59,220 he did was ladies and gentlemen 1151 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:01,220 basically it was like you're not going to believe this. 1152 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:03,220 Michael Jackson has 1153 00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:05,220 passed. He's dead. But 1154 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,220 I'm not a theologian. 1155 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,220 I'm not a theologian 1156 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:11,220 but I don't know 1157 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:13,220 we have an interview with Michael 1158 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,220 Jackson and it is him. 1159 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,220 He was on Meet the Press. It is him 1160 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:19,220 in the flesh. I mean 1161 00:39:19,220 --> 00:39:21,220 he went on and on about it. 1162 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,220 You have to make your determination for yourself. 1163 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:25,220 Why is that not racist? Hold on. And then they cut 1164 00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:27,220 to Roseanne Barr. They cut to Michael 1165 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,220 Jackson and it's Nancy Pelosi. 1166 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:31,220 She looked terrible. 1167 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:33,220 Yeah but it's the exact opposite 1168 00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:35,220 of what Roseanne Barr did. Why 1169 00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:37,220 would not that be held 1170 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:39,220 racist? Right. 1171 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:41,220 But she looked like Skellige. Because she was like 1172 00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:43,220 a plant of the apes. 1173 00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:45,220 What is that? What is that bitch's name? 1174 00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:47,220 Valerie Jarrett. Valerie 1175 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:49,220 Jarrett. She lost 1176 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,220 her entire life. 1177 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,220 Well not life but career. 1178 00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:55,220 Her entire professional career. And the thing is 1179 00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:57,220 making a joke about Valerie Jarrett. 1180 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,220 Is that Valerie Jarrett 1181 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,220 looks like the bitch from Plant of the 1182 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:03,220 Apes. And it wasn't a racist 1183 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,220 comparison. It was a 1184 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:07,220 feature comparison. A feature 1185 00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:09,220 comparison. Dude, next to 1186 00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:11,220 Valerie Jarrett put 1187 00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:13,220 it was 1188 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,220 what is it? What is it? God damn it. 1189 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,220 Planet of the Apes. Planet of the Apes. Yeah. 1190 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:19,220 Scroll up, producer. 1191 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:21,220 And next to the box put 1192 00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:23,220 Plant of the Apes. Yeah but this was like 1193 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:25,220 apparently. Look at that. 1194 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:27,220 Dude, look at this. There's a picture of her. 1195 00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:29,220 They look the fuck the same. The same hairstyle. 1196 00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,220 I know. 1197 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,220 Well obviously the nose. I mean the nose 1198 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:35,220 from Plant of the Apes looks more like a 1199 00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:37,220 shocker. And you know what? 1200 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:39,220 When you talk about 1201 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,220 what comedians have done 1202 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:43,220 over the years. Oh this is nothing. 1203 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:45,220 This is nothing. This is 1204 00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:47,220 nothing. You got the bitch holding up Donald 1205 00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:49,220 Trump's head. But they went, oh yeah. 1206 00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:51,220 Kathy Griffin. 1207 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,220 Kathy Griffin, yeah. But she 1208 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,220 lost her entire professional career. 1209 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,220 And she was the headliner 1210 00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,220 of a reboot 1211 00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:01,220 of Roseanne Reboot. Yeah. 1212 00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:03,220 And lost her show. 1213 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:05,220 It's still on. It's still on without her. 1214 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:07,220 And they went on without her. Is it still on? They killed 1215 00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:09,220 her. And that's bullshit. 1216 00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:11,220 It's bullshit. I'm sorry. 1217 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:13,220 She was just being inappropriately 1218 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:15,220 so there you go. Hey 1219 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:17,220 hey hey. No no. Hold on. 1220 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,220 Hold on. Hold on. We've been 1221 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:21,220 we're knee deep in this frickin' second 1222 00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:23,220 half of the podcast. We are. Have we talked 1223 00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:25,220 about the 12 year Knob Creek? 1224 00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:27,220 I think we're all drunk. Or getting 1225 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:29,220 there pretty close. Because of the 12 1226 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,220 year Knob Creek. I think it's the blue note 1227 00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:33,220 126. 1228 00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:35,220 How do we decide? 1229 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:37,220 Is it the first bourbon or the second 1230 00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:39,220 bourbon? I'm pretty sure it was the bourbon that could 1231 00:41:39,220 --> 00:41:41,220 remove paint off a car. I think it's 1232 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:43,220 all of it. That contributes. 1233 00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:45,220 It's a stripper. A paint stripper. 1234 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:47,220 Now this Knob Creek is very special. 1235 00:41:47,220 --> 00:41:49,220 It's very good. Because it's been 1236 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:51,220 sitting in a barrel for 12 years. 1237 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:53,220 And 1238 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:55,220 for some folks they don't get 1239 00:41:55,220 --> 00:41:57,220 they don't understand the difference between the 1240 00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:59,220 tastes. I was 40 when this 1241 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:01,220 got barreled. We were 1242 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:03,220 a lot younger. There you go. 1243 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,220 But the thing is the longer it's been in the barrel 1244 00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:07,220 obviously the longer the oakier the taste 1245 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:09,220 is. But you get a lot of 1246 00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:11,220 you get a lot of stuff going on. You got the 1247 00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:13,220 what is it called? The Devil's Cut 1248 00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:15,220 and the Angel's 1249 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:17,220 Andy. Angel's Share. 1250 00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:19,220 Angel's Share, Devil's Cut. 1251 00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:21,220 So when it's in the barrel 1252 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:23,220 shit starts to shrink. And 1253 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,220 it's condensed and concentrated. 1254 00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:27,220 It becomes more concentrated and the 1255 00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:29,220 proof goes through the fucking roof. 1256 00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:31,220 So when these guys 1257 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:33,220 I don't think not necessarily 1258 00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:35,220 the flavor does. I don't know if the proof does. 1259 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,220 Well the longer it sits in there the higher 1260 00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:39,220 the proof though. I don't think so. 1261 00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:41,220 Oh the proof stays constant 1262 00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:43,220 and they water it down when it comes out. Correct. 1263 00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:45,220 So in order to make the bottles 1264 00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:47,220 each one of these is 100 proof. You can't 1265 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,220 get that exact out of a barrel. I guess you could 1266 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:51,220 get lucky. Alright so that's what they do. 1267 00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:53,220 They take whatever's in 1268 00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:55,220 the barrel and then they dumb it 1269 00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:57,220 down to what is 100 proof. Correct. 1270 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:59,220 Alright well that's interesting. So 1271 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:01,220 I take it like the true 1272 00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:03,220 blue they just came out of the bottle 1273 00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:05,220 balls out. No if it's barrel proof 1274 00:43:05,220 --> 00:43:07,220 if it says barrel proof that means it came out 1275 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:09,220 of the barrel like that. Balls out. 1276 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:11,220 Balls out. I like that. Meaning 1277 00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:13,220 no dilution. Correct. 1278 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:15,220 No nothing. They took the barrel and 1279 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:17,220 they called it cast straight into barrels. 1280 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,220 Cast around to barrel proof. Same difference 1281 00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:21,220 I believe. That's interesting. 1282 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,220 I love that. I'm not sure. I mean 1283 00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:25,220 we're getting to the point where we respect 1284 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:27,220 bourbons enough to where we don't want the 1285 00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:29,220 bourbon to go from a barrel 1286 00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:31,220 into a dilution process. 1287 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:33,220 No. Well most bourbons 1288 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:35,220 are like that. Unless you see 1289 00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:37,220 barrel strength or cast strength right? 1290 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:39,220 Yeah. Well I enjoy 1291 00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:41,220 diluting it myself. Like when 1292 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:43,220 we first tapped into this true blue 1293 00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:45,220 you guys were like 1294 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:47,220 you're going to put a high scoop in that already? 1295 00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:49,220 I'm like yeah. Because 1296 00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:51,220 I already know. I'm going to take one sip 1297 00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:53,220 out of that and it's going to burn 1298 00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:55,220 my sphincter. I mean I'm not 1299 00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:57,220 going to have a life for like three minutes. Yeah it's going to 1300 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,220 put you down. Yeah I might as well just go into 1301 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,220 Jeff's 1302 00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:03,220 new refrigerator 1303 00:44:03,220 --> 00:44:05,220 that he got from Nebraska 1304 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,220 Furniture. No shit. 1305 00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:09,220 What a big spender. Fantastic 1306 00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:11,220 discount on it. And it 1307 00:44:11,220 --> 00:44:13,220 makes little round 1308 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:15,220 whiskey balls. 1309 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,220 Big round balls. 1310 00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:19,220 That depending on the 1311 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:21,220 process you get an 1312 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:23,220 any or an outie. And I 1313 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:25,220 love the outies because they're like little nipples. 1314 00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,220 Sure you do. He was tongue 1315 00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:29,220 in it. He was tongue in it. 1316 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:31,220 I was. You were tongue in it. I didn't 1317 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:33,220 tongue the any though. You what? 1318 00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:35,220 Strange enough. I didn't tongue the 1319 00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:37,220 any. There's no any's. They're all outies. 1320 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:39,220 No there's any's and outies. 1321 00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:41,220 I see you. Yeah. So the ball 1322 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:43,220 is. I'm going after an any next time. 1323 00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:45,220 It smells like I'm intrigued. Oh I'm going 1324 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:47,220 into that shit. Wow. 1325 00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:49,220 You seem really involved in this. 1326 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,220 No I meant what do you, what do you mean? 1327 00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:53,220 I'm just watching your 1328 00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:55,220 body language and I'm 1329 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,220 sitting here not moving. I close my legs a little bit. 1330 00:44:57,220 --> 00:44:59,220 He's pelvic 1331 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:01,220 thrusting into the table. A little 1332 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:03,220 aggressive huh? Sorry. 1333 00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,220 It's all back off. What's that smell? 1334 00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:07,220 So anyway this is the smell. 1335 00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:09,220 It's the smell. 1336 00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:11,220 Are you wearing clones? 1337 00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:13,220 God. Wow. 1338 00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:15,220 What are you doing? Okay. 1339 00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:17,220 Anyway. So we took a little break. 1340 00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:19,220 You guys at home didn't realize this but 1341 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:21,220 we ran a room 1342 00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:23,220 on our fucking hard drive 1343 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,220 in the middle of recording. 1344 00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:27,220 We did. Yes. We ran into a technical 1345 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,220 issue with our cloud services. 1346 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:31,220 There is no cloud. 1347 00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:33,220 With our Amazon. Google cloud. 1348 00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:35,220 What is the tip top? There is no cloud aspect of this. 1349 00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:37,220 Oh sorry. 1350 00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:39,220 Emotional damage. 1351 00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:41,220 I don't really understand cloud. 1352 00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:43,220 Maybe cloud caused this. 1353 00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:45,220 You know what? No. I'd rather have 1354 00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:47,220 tertiary than cloud. 1355 00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:49,220 Tertiary? 1356 00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:51,220 The hell is that? Ground. 1357 00:45:51,220 --> 00:45:53,220 The shit works. It's those little 1358 00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:55,220 plants that you put in the 1359 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,220 corner that have balls. 1360 00:45:57,220 --> 00:45:59,220 Oh it's like 1361 00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:01,220 terrariums like a soft 1362 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:03,220 I'd rather have a hard drive on my 1363 00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:05,220 desk than the cloud. 1364 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,220 Well that's what we have. No we don't. 1365 00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:09,220 We have a hard drive sitting over there. 1366 00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:11,220 I know. It's tertiary 1367 00:46:11,220 --> 00:46:13,220 area. We don't have the cloud. 1368 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:15,220 That's what I said. I don't want the cloud. 1369 00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:17,220 Actually the RSS is 1370 00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:19,220 the cloud. You gotta fight 1371 00:46:19,220 --> 00:46:21,220 big tech. The RSS is the cloud. 1372 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:23,220 That's it. That would be our cloud. So how do we get 1373 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,220 our stuff on Parler and 1374 00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:27,220 Getter so that 1375 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:29,220 we're not shut down by big tech. 1376 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,220 You post it. 1377 00:46:31,220 --> 00:46:33,220 Someone needs to create an account. 1378 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:35,220 Someone needs to create a dudes like us account. 1379 00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:37,220 And then you post. 1380 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:39,220 Catch our new podcast. 1381 00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:41,220 We'll get our new podcasts? 1382 00:46:41,220 --> 00:46:43,220 No. You're like a bongo player 1383 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,220 when we 1384 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:47,220 When I get excited? 1385 00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:49,220 No when we do the podcast you're like a bongo player. 1386 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,220 You're like 1387 00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:53,220 Well he's a drummer. 1388 00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:55,220 You can stop doing that anytime. 1389 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,220 I'm just saying you're like a bongo 1390 00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:59,220 player. We see it. We make fun of them. 1391 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:01,220 The last two 1392 00:47:01,220 --> 00:47:03,220 you called me out on. I'm going to try 1393 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:05,220 not to do it. I know you're just a very 1394 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:07,220 demonstrated person. 1395 00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:09,220 Do your no vertebrae 1396 00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:11,220 neck thing. Which by the way 1397 00:47:11,220 --> 00:47:13,220 I tried that to do it the other time. 1398 00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:15,220 You pull a muscle? 1399 00:47:15,220 --> 00:47:17,220 Jeff's got this ability to 1400 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:19,220 move his neck. What the fuck is that? 1401 00:47:19,220 --> 00:47:21,220 Is that like an Indian? Egyptian? 1402 00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:23,220 He's like a fucking human earthworm. 1403 00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:25,220 He's got no vertebrae. His shit just moves 1404 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:27,220 left to right in his neck. 1405 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,220 Ever since he demonstrated this 1406 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:31,220 very unique ability. 1407 00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:33,220 So I'm watching TV. 1408 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,220 Which you know we spend hours in the bathroom doing. 1409 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:37,220 Not in the bathroom. 1410 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:39,220 I'm about to share the story. 1411 00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:41,220 He's got like four roommates. There are three 1412 00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:43,220 girls and he's in the bathroom 1413 00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:45,220 like practicing his neck thing. But I'm not 1414 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:47,220 going to blow you Jeff until you can do the neck thing. 1415 00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:49,220 And then he's like oh I'm in the bathroom for hours. 1416 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:51,220 You're talking about Jeff's college 1417 00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:53,220 experience. 1418 00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:55,220 That's where the vertebrae thing came from. 1419 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:57,220 Yes. Okay. 1420 00:47:57,220 --> 00:47:59,220 I feel better because I didn't have that experience. 1421 00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:01,220 But I will tell you the other night. 1422 00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:03,220 Last night. When did you meet Shelly? 1423 00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:05,220 In at the 1424 00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:07,220 movie theater. 1425 00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:09,220 That was before college? Oh it was during college. 1426 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,220 On a Christmas 1427 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:13,220 break. Oh my god. 1428 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:15,220 So you never really got to 1429 00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,220 get your puppy wet 1430 00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:19,220 in multiple showers did you? 1431 00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:21,220 Wow. 1432 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:23,220 Wow. I mean look. 1433 00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:25,220 That's called saunas. 1434 00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:27,220 They also call those bath houses. 1435 00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:29,220 Russian bath houses. 1436 00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:31,220 Bath houses come lots of different 1437 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:33,220 Hold on. Walk us through 1438 00:48:33,220 --> 00:48:35,220 your bath house experience. 1439 00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:37,220 In El Paso. 1440 00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:39,220 You know what? Maybe we shouldn't. 1441 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:41,220 Can I finish my story? We don't have enough time for that. 1442 00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:43,220 So the other night. Last night. 1443 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:45,220 I'm in front of the TV. 1444 00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:47,220 My wife and I were relaxing watching TV. 1445 00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:49,220 Would you like me to share your story? 1446 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:51,220 I don't know why but I 1447 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,220 started doing the next thing. 1448 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:55,220 And I was like Shelly. Shelly. 1449 00:48:55,220 --> 00:48:57,220 I'm doing it. 1450 00:48:57,220 --> 00:48:59,220 She looked over and she was like no. 1451 00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:01,220 I was like. 1452 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:03,220 I think what she meant was 1453 00:49:03,220 --> 00:49:05,220 like no it does nothing for you. 1454 00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:07,220 No. 1455 00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,220 What she meant was it's not up 1456 00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:11,220 to the snuff. Not up 1457 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,220 to the Jeff. It's 1458 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,220 not up to the Jeff is what she meant. 1459 00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:17,220 Oh Jeff. It's insane. 1460 00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:19,220 Quite the little cheater. Do we talk about this 1461 00:49:19,220 --> 00:49:21,220 on the podcast with Jeff on New Year's Eve? 1462 00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:23,220 Was it New Year's Eve or Christmas Eve? 1463 00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:25,220 I don't know what day it was. We went over to your house 1464 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:27,220 and my wife brought a bunch of 1465 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,220 gingerbread 1466 00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:31,220 houses to build. 1467 00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:33,220 It came in a box. 1468 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,220 Everyone got their own box. 1469 00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,220 My job was to videotape it. 1470 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,220 Inside the box were these very 1471 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:41,220 I mean they weren't miniature but they 1472 00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:43,220 were just smaller. They were small. 1473 00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:45,220 They were smaller little boxes and they had like gingerbread 1474 00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:47,220 and little frosting and little things on there. 1475 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:49,220 Well anyways 1476 00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:51,220 we were blindfolded. 1477 00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:53,220 We were all 1478 00:49:53,220 --> 00:49:55,220 blindfolded. 1479 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:57,220 We were all blindfolded. The intention was 1480 00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:59,220 to blindfold everybody. Yes it was. 1481 00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:01,220 After everyone was blindfolded 1482 00:50:01,220 --> 00:50:03,220 Mr. Cheaty Pants 1483 00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:05,220 over here decided that he was 1484 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:07,220 going to not be 1485 00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:09,220 blindfolded so he was kind of like he would lift 1486 00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:11,220 his up a little bit and I'm videotaping it 1487 00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:13,220 and I'm not videotaping him. I'm videotaping 1488 00:50:13,220 --> 00:50:15,220 everybody but I'm staring at him the whole time. 1489 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,220 I'm just like 1490 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:19,220 this dude is a total cheat. 1491 00:50:19,220 --> 00:50:21,220 I didn't want to 1492 00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:23,220 I didn't want anybody 1493 00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:25,220 to know that. You want to spill the beans right away. 1494 00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:27,220 No because I knew that afterwards 1495 00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:29,220 he wanted to display the final 1496 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:31,220 result was going to be very clear. 1497 00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:33,220 Because with the final result ultimately what happened 1498 00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:35,220 is that nobody could build a freaking 1499 00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:37,220 gingerbread house. Mine was. Yours was built because 1500 00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:39,220 he cheated. Totally cheated. 1501 00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:41,220 So after everything was said and done 1502 00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:43,220 I was videotaping the whole thing so we're kind of like 1503 00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:45,220 how the hell did this happen? 1504 00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:47,220 And then during the video everyone learned 1505 00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:49,220 that Jeff didn't even have his fucking 1506 00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:51,220 mask on. Well I did. It was just 1507 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:53,220 I was angling it down. No you didn't. 1508 00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:55,220 You absolutely didn't. 1509 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:57,220 And at one point 1510 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,220 it was down on your shoulders. Meanwhile I'm getting 1511 00:50:59,220 --> 00:51:01,220 a complex. It was either 1512 00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:03,220 on your forehead or on your shoulders. Well Paul's 1513 00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:05,220 was like a mess like an avalanche 1514 00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:07,220 hit it. Thank you. So meanwhile 1515 00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:09,220 I'm having a complex because 1516 00:51:09,220 --> 00:51:11,220 I'm having like a special needs moment. 1517 00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:13,220 I'm 1518 00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,220 my shit's going everywhere and 1519 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:17,220 I eventually gave up on the walls 1520 00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:19,220 on the roof and went straight for the 1521 00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:21,220 fucking what was it the dots? 1522 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:23,220 There's some dots. It's a bag of dots. 1523 00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:25,220 And I'm like you know what? You were just building 1524 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:27,220 all your shit in a big pile. So mine 1525 00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,220 was post hurricane. 1526 00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:31,220 So when you pulled your thing 1527 00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:33,220 off you looked at mine you were like how the hell 1528 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:35,220 did he do that? I was like 1529 00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:37,220 bullshit. 1530 00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:39,220 And I'm looking at it 1531 00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:41,220 and I'm like I know it's bullshit. 1532 00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:43,220 It's alright. 1533 00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:45,220 I knew it because I was going to play the video on 1534 00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:47,220 the TV and we watched it and it was 1535 00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:49,220 freaking hilarious. It goes back to 1536 00:51:49,220 --> 00:51:51,220 video evidence. It was great. 1537 00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:53,220 It is. We talked about that video evidence. 1538 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,220 We talked about this on the last podcast. 1539 00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:57,220 Video evidence. And you 1540 00:51:57,220 --> 00:51:59,220 my friend were caught. 1541 00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:01,220 It was fun. It was fun. Yeah. 1542 00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:03,220 It was fun. It was fun. Caught cheating. 1543 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,220 It was fun as hell. 1544 00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:07,220 And yours was by the way perfect. 1545 00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:09,220 Everyone was like how the hell did you do that? 1546 00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:11,220 You even had sprinkles on top of your house. 1547 00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:13,220 Everyone would have been like 1548 00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:15,220 no that's impossible. 1549 00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:17,220 I was going to say you had like 1550 00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:19,220 you had like a cellar. 1551 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:21,220 And Tara was like 1552 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:23,220 emphatically impressed. She was kind of like 1553 00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:25,220 how did he do that? 1554 00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:27,220 How did he do that? 1555 00:52:27,220 --> 00:52:29,220 It hit my mind. I'm thinking. 1556 00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:31,220 So this is what threw me off. Where did you get the 1557 00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:33,220 solar panels? 1558 00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,220 Your roof. 1559 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,220 Yeah your roof you're paying way too much money for. 1560 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:39,220 I was like what the? 1561 00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:41,220 Really? 1562 00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:43,220 Dude how much you pay a month on those? 1563 00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:47,220 I don't want to disclose that information. 1564 00:52:47,220 --> 00:52:49,220 Too private. Is it more than my electrical bill? 1565 00:52:49,220 --> 00:52:51,220 It's aggregate. 1566 00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,220 I pay the same amount every month all year long. 1567 00:52:55,220 --> 00:52:57,220 $250. 1568 00:52:57,220 --> 00:52:59,220 Plus? 1569 00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:01,220 Plus whatever I 1570 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,220 Well it's mostly 1571 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:05,220 whatever I use that I don't produce. 1572 00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:07,220 Correct. 1573 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:09,220 Look whatever. 1574 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,220 And I can promise you my previous summer bills 1575 00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:13,220 have been 1576 00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:15,220 five, six, up to $700. 1577 00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:17,220 Mine have too. 1578 00:53:17,220 --> 00:53:19,220 Mine have never been that big. 1579 00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:21,220 But mine are always $250. 1580 00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:23,220 After I enrolled into 1581 00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,220 what we discussed before in a prior podcast 1582 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,220 I enrolled into a broker. 1583 00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,220 I think it's your new AC unit. 1584 00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:31,220 It's a lot about my AC unit. 1585 00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:33,220 It's tremendous. 1586 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:35,220 Energy ogre. 1587 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:37,220 Well I wasn't going to mention them but yeah. 1588 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:39,220 I think it's more your AC unit 1589 00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:41,220 than energy ogre. 1590 00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:43,220 So it's good now? 1591 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,220 Like your 1592 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:47,220 We talked about this in one 1593 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:49,220 I think it was in August 1594 00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:51,220 during our podcast and I had 1595 00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:53,220 what are you looking for? 1596 00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:55,220 I think I pulled up our bill 1597 00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:57,220 and it was $271 1598 00:53:57,220 --> 00:53:59,220 in August and I told you 1599 00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:01,220 I keep the shit cold. 1600 00:54:01,220 --> 00:54:03,220 Like $70, $68 1601 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:05,220 all the time. 1602 00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:07,220 Yeah so I may be forced out of my 1603 00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:09,220 home at some point. I don't know what to tell you. 1604 00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:11,220 Well look and I'm not throwing stones at you. 1605 00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:13,220 I'm trying to be earth first. 1606 00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:15,220 That's not my intention. No you're not. 1607 00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:17,220 Look here's another thing. It's got to do with it. 1608 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:19,220 Based on Elon Musk. 1609 00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:21,220 There was an element of that. Based on Elon Musk. 1610 00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:23,220 Elon Musk says that 1611 00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:25,220 if and I'm not saying because he says it's true 1612 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,220 but he says hey look man 1613 00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:29,220 if we were to take 1614 00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:31,220 100 square miles 1615 00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:33,220 in the northern United States 1616 00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:35,220 where the sun is up a lot 1617 00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:37,220 that it would be able to produce 1618 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:39,220 enough electricity during the day 1619 00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:41,220 solar 1620 00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:43,220 electricity during the day to 1621 00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:45,220 feed the entire United States 1622 00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:47,220 for free. 1623 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:49,220 If it weren't on 1624 00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,220 every home. 1625 00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:53,220 No it would be a big 1626 00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:55,220 hundred square miles of solid solar 1627 00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:57,220 panels. Oh okay. Yeah. 1628 00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:59,220 Solid solar panels that would 1629 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:01,220 feed into the grid. Oh good lord. 1630 00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:03,220 That's enormous. It's tremendous. 1631 00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:05,220 But what's 1632 00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:07,220 worth it? I mean think about it. 1633 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:09,220 Think about fossil. It's in the middle of Kansas anyway. 1634 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:11,220 I think it brings 1635 00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,220 up a very valid point because if you're talking about 1636 00:55:13,220 --> 00:55:15,220 the trillion dollar stimulus 1637 00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:17,220 not stimulus but the energy bill 1638 00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:19,220 that they're trying to push on us where 1639 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,220 look this would be the 1640 00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:23,220 bill. Honestly 1641 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,220 car out a hundred square miles. 1642 00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:27,220 I like to see the math behind that. 1643 00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:29,220 Okay time out. 1644 00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:31,220 Does that account for any growth? What is Elon 1645 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:33,220 Musk worth? 1646 00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:35,220 Two hundred and eighty billion dollars. 1647 00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:37,220 Don't even finish that sentence. 1648 00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:39,220 Can he buy a hundred square 1649 00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:41,220 miles of land? 1650 00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:43,220 Probably. 1651 00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:45,220 Can he build a solar 1652 00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:47,220 farm on it? 1653 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,220 Probably. Are you discrediting him? 1654 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,220 No. I'm telling him put your fucking 1655 00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:53,220 money where your mouth is. 1656 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:55,220 If you're going to spew that shit. 1657 00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:57,220 No no no no no. If you're going to spew 1658 00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:59,220 that shit that this could solve all the world's problems 1659 00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:01,220 then fucking make it happen 1660 00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:03,220 with your money. All he's saying is that 1661 00:56:03,220 --> 00:56:05,220 That's bullshit. He and Betos 1662 00:56:05,220 --> 00:56:07,220 have an infinite 1663 00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:09,220 amount of money. Well it's kind of like Garth 1664 00:56:09,220 --> 00:56:11,220 Brooks. Him wanting to be Chris Gaines 1665 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:13,220 and doing whatever the fuck 1666 00:56:13,220 --> 00:56:15,220 he wants. Look they're at a point now 1667 00:56:15,220 --> 00:56:17,220 where they want, they're not 1668 00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:19,220 in it for global shit. 1669 00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:21,220 Part of it is, but most 1670 00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:23,220 of it is for 1671 00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:25,220 what is it called? 1672 00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:27,220 For self. 1673 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:29,220 It's for them. You know what? 1674 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:31,220 They went up in the... One person 1675 00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,220 being worth, and I'm not a socialist 1676 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:35,220 I get it. I'm not a socialist. 1677 00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:37,220 I swear to god I'm not. 1678 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:39,220 One person being worth 1679 00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:41,220 three hundred 1680 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:43,220 and sixty billion 1681 00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:45,220 dollars. 1682 00:56:45,220 --> 00:56:47,220 Fuck yourself. 1683 00:56:47,220 --> 00:56:49,220 If you're not 1684 00:56:49,220 --> 00:56:51,220 a major 1685 00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:53,220 philanthropist 1686 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:55,220 and changing lives, and I'm 1687 00:56:55,220 --> 00:56:57,220 not talking about government bullshit 1688 00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:59,220 Like Bill Gates. Bill Gates 1689 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:01,220 has a major philanthropist 1690 00:57:01,220 --> 00:57:03,220 organization. Yeah 1691 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:05,220 it's called The Vaccine. Well 1692 00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:07,220 I mean, I don't know. Isn't he big 1693 00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:09,220 on the, let's reduce 1694 00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:11,220 the population and you should 1695 00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:13,220 eat meat, you should eat fake meat. That's 1696 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:15,220 the thing. I don't want to get into that. 1697 00:57:15,220 --> 00:57:17,220 What I'm saying is, if I had 1698 00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:19,220 a billion dollars. I think that money 1699 00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:21,220 distorts you. I think 1700 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:23,220 it does. Because these people 1701 00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:25,220 could make a difference 1702 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:27,220 in millions of 1703 00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:29,220 people's lives if they did it. 1704 00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:31,220 And I get it. You don't want to start 1705 00:57:31,220 --> 00:57:33,220 walking around going, here's ten thousand 1706 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:35,220 dollars, here's ten thousand dollars. 1707 00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:37,220 That doesn't help them. That doesn't help them. 1708 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,220 It helps in the short term. 1709 00:57:39,220 --> 00:57:41,220 But here's the thing. There's so 1710 00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:43,220 much private opportunity. 1711 00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:45,220 I mean, look at what Trump did. 1712 00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:47,220 Just an example. I know this is government. 1713 00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:49,220 But there were tenants 1714 00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:51,220 in New York City 1715 00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,220 that couldn't get something. Like something 1716 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,220 happened. There was some. Could get their mail? 1717 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:57,220 There was some problem that they 1718 00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:59,220 couldn't solve. And 1719 00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:01,220 Trump said, we 1720 00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:03,220 can solve that. As president. 1721 00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:05,220 And he went in there and he said, 1722 00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:07,220 what is your issue? 1723 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:09,220 And they said, we can't get this, we can't get 1724 00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:11,220 that. And there's regulations that cause this 1725 00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:13,220 problem. This bullshit roadblocks. 1726 00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:15,220 And he said, I'm going to solve 1727 00:58:15,220 --> 00:58:17,220 that. And he did. He 1728 00:58:17,220 --> 00:58:19,220 boom, boom, boom, boom. Cleared all the 1729 00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:21,220 roadblocks. And here you had 1730 00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:23,220 people that you would typically think would 1731 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:25,220 hate Republicans, hate 1732 00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:27,220 Trump, going, 1733 00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:29,220 this is the only man that has 1734 00:58:29,220 --> 00:58:31,220 stepped in here and solved 1735 00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:33,220 our problem. Who did they vote for last 1736 00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:35,220 time, you think? They voted, they voted 1737 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,220 Biden. They voted Obama. 1738 00:58:37,220 --> 00:58:39,220 Right? I mean, that's the thing. 1739 00:58:39,220 --> 00:58:41,220 They're not. But who did they vote for? Did they 1740 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:43,220 vote for Biden this time around? Or you think they voted 1741 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,220 for Trump? Oh, I guarantee they voted for Trump. 1742 00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:47,220 Because they, at least the 1743 00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:49,220 people they were interviewing, they were like, 1744 00:58:49,220 --> 00:58:51,220 this is the only person that has been real 1745 00:58:51,220 --> 00:58:53,220 about solving a problem. Right. And my 1746 00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:55,220 point is, right, that's 1747 00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:57,220 a government example, but on a private 1748 00:58:57,220 --> 00:58:59,220 example, a billionaire 1749 00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:01,220 can solve an amazing 1750 00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:03,220 amount of problems 1751 00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:05,220 with, with, with money. 1752 00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:07,220 So, like, a hundred 1753 00:59:07,220 --> 00:59:09,220 square miles of solar panels. 1754 00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:11,220 So if you're saying, hey, look, if you're going to say it. 1755 00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:13,220 I'm not sure that's a good example, because the 1756 00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:15,220 infrastructure required to make that happen. 1757 00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:17,220 Oh, it's tremendous. It's tremendous. 1758 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,220 You have to run, you have to run 1759 00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:21,220 cables and transformers across 1760 00:59:21,220 --> 00:59:23,220 the country. But, I, I, I, I, that's 1761 00:59:23,220 --> 00:59:25,220 not even. No, they already have that. They already have that. 1762 00:59:25,220 --> 00:59:27,220 So, I mean, they're... We need to tie into it. 1763 00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:29,220 Well, they got, they do that right now 1764 00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:31,220 currently with windmills. Yeah, but they have 1765 00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:33,220 all of your power come from one area. 1766 00:59:33,220 --> 00:59:35,220 So which comes up with more money? Let me bomb 1767 00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:37,220 that area. US is down. 1768 00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:39,220 Okay, well, sure. Okay. 1769 00:59:39,220 --> 00:59:41,220 Well, I mean, now, now you're talking some other stuff. 1770 00:59:41,220 --> 00:59:43,220 Well, it's not a good idea to have all your power 1771 00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:45,220 in one area. Well, I mean, they, they, they 1772 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:47,220 can do 25 square miles and they just kind of 1773 00:59:47,220 --> 00:59:49,220 displace it around the United States. Let me reframe 1774 00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:51,220 this. Alright, let's say inner city Houston. 1775 00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:53,220 Okay. Inner city Houston. 1776 00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:55,220 There are a bunch of poor 1777 00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:57,220 people living in really shitty 1778 00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:59,220 apartments, right, that have 1779 00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:01,220 all sorts of problems, right? 1780 01:00:01,220 --> 01:00:03,220 They don't have consistent internet. 1781 01:00:03,220 --> 01:00:05,220 They don't have internet. 1782 01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:07,220 They don't have consistent electricity. 1783 01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:09,220 They have sewer problems. 1784 01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:11,220 They have this. They have that, right? 1785 01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:13,220 That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about. 1786 01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:15,220 A billionaire can walk 1787 01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,220 into that situation. That's what this 1788 01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:19,220 Build Back Better plan is supposed to do. 1789 01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:21,220 Well, fuck the government. They... 1790 01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:23,220 Where you and me pay for it. And guess what? 1791 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:25,220 80% of it goes right into the pockets 1792 01:00:25,220 --> 01:00:27,220 of the politicians. Right. 1793 01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:29,220 An Elon Musk can walk into a situation 1794 01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:31,220 in a downtown Houston scenario. 1795 01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:33,220 And pull a Trump. 1796 01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:35,220 And pull a Trump. And not even buy... 1797 01:00:35,220 --> 01:00:37,220 He doesn't have to buy the building and own 1798 01:00:37,220 --> 01:00:39,220 it and manage it. Because he doesn't want 1799 01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:41,220 to. He just has to go, what do you need? 1800 01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:43,220 And they go, we don't have 1801 01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:45,220 water. We have plumbing 1802 01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:47,220 problems. It's kind of like in Chicago. 1803 01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:49,220 They've got lead in the water pipes. 1804 01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:51,220 Right. So he says, I'm going to give you... 1805 01:00:51,220 --> 01:00:53,220 I'm going to line up the 1806 01:00:53,220 --> 01:00:55,220 contractors, right? Electrical 1807 01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:57,220 contractors, plumbing contractors, 1808 01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:59,220 whatever contractors. Spend 1809 01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:01,220 five million bucks and you're fixed. 1810 01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:03,220 I'm going to spend five million dollars. I'm going to make sure you guys have the 1811 01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:05,220 basic necessities 1812 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,220 to be comfortable. 1813 01:01:07,220 --> 01:01:09,220 Okay, you do that for one building. 1814 01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:11,220 Then you multiply that across 1815 01:01:11,220 --> 01:01:13,220 the United States. Could you do that 1816 01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:15,220 for all those buildings? 1817 01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:17,220 He made a scam. Could they? 1818 01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:19,220 $360 billion? 1819 01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:21,220 Well, I know. But how many buildings 1820 01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:23,220 are like that? How many people are out there that need 1821 01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:25,220 to help like that? 1822 01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:27,220 And that's not giving $10,000 1823 01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:29,220 to every person that lives there. 1824 01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:31,220 That's fixing the building they live in. 1825 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:33,220 This may fall on squeaky wheel 1826 01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:35,220 syndrome kind of deal. I hate it. Look, speak 1827 01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:37,220 up. If you need help, speak up. 1828 01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:39,220 People that are... We need 1829 01:01:39,220 --> 01:01:41,220 help, but we're okay. No, these people are not going to speak up. 1830 01:01:41,220 --> 01:01:43,220 They have been neglected 1831 01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:45,220 for decades. 1832 01:01:45,220 --> 01:01:47,220 They're living in squalor 1833 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,220 because there is nobody 1834 01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:51,220 coming for help, brother. There's nobody 1835 01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:53,220 coming for help. I've seen the... 1836 01:01:53,220 --> 01:01:55,220 We've been around the planet. 1837 01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:57,220 We've seen some places that 1838 01:01:57,220 --> 01:01:59,220 people are just proud. They're proud 1839 01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:01,220 and they're ignorant. 1840 01:02:01,220 --> 01:02:03,220 And I'm not saying 1841 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,220 that in a bad way. I think they just know 1842 01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,220 no one's coming to help. Well, they've 1843 01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:09,220 accepted that. Well, it's their reality. 1844 01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:11,220 That's their reality. That's their reality. 1845 01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:13,220 And it doesn't have to be reality. 1846 01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:15,220 No, that's the ignorant part about it, is that they don't 1847 01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:17,220 understand that, you know, if 1848 01:02:17,220 --> 01:02:19,220 you want to be able to solve 1849 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,220 these problems, you got to stand up, you 1850 01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,220 got to make a stand, and you got to 1851 01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:25,220 propose it, and... People are lazy. 1852 01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:27,220 Quite honestly, they're usually 1853 01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:29,220 supported by Democrat politics 1854 01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:31,220 or politicians 1855 01:02:31,220 --> 01:02:33,220 that are corrupt, that are lining 1856 01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:35,220 their pockets, and their unions, and this 1857 01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,220 and that, and all the bullshit, right? All the bullshit 1858 01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:39,220 that keeps these people down. But 1859 01:02:39,220 --> 01:02:41,220 I'm telling you, 1860 01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:43,220 not entrepreneurs, but billionaires, 1861 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:45,220 philanthropists, 1862 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,220 that want to put their money where their fucking mouth is, 1863 01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:49,220 that's where you do it. 1864 01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:51,220 Really, the only one I see doing that 1865 01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:53,220 is Bill Gates. Granted, I don't agree with 1866 01:02:53,220 --> 01:02:55,220 some of his things. 1867 01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:57,220 He's put his money where his mouth is. 1868 01:02:57,220 --> 01:02:59,220 The only thing that scares me about Bill Gates 1869 01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:01,220 is some of the propaganda that's popped up 1870 01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:03,220 with him and the words he's 1871 01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:05,220 mentioned about the vaccine 1872 01:03:05,220 --> 01:03:07,220 and what a good business to be in about 1873 01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:09,220 the vaccine. Oh yeah, that 1874 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:11,220 and he also said, 1875 01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:13,220 again, I go back to the 1876 01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:15,220 we shouldn't be eating meat. Well, I mean, 1877 01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:17,220 you should not be eating real meat. You need to 1878 01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:19,220 eat fake meat. Here's where 1879 01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:21,220 the problem becomes. What does that matter? 1880 01:03:21,220 --> 01:03:23,220 The climate. 1881 01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:25,220 Well, that's bullshit, anyway. Yes. 1882 01:03:25,220 --> 01:03:27,220 Cal Farts. Here's where the problem becomes. 1883 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:29,220 Well, hold on, hold on. I don't need a billionaire. 1884 01:03:29,220 --> 01:03:31,220 That's bothersome for me because you have 1885 01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:33,220 somebody like Bill Gates that's ignorant enough 1886 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:35,220 to know that the fucking, 1887 01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:37,220 that the weather on the planet and 1888 01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:39,220 what is it called? Climate change? 1889 01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:41,220 How do you have someone of that stature 1890 01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:43,220 that is so ignorant that the climate change 1891 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,220 is as farce? 1892 01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:47,220 Well, how do you know? 1893 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:49,220 I don't believe it is. 1894 01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:51,220 It's not a farce. It is a farce. 1895 01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:53,220 And it's affected by, they believe 1896 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,220 it's affected by a number of 1897 01:03:55,220 --> 01:03:57,220 different elements, right? One of them being 1898 01:03:57,220 --> 01:03:59,220 cattle emissions. Cal Fart. 1899 01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:01,220 Really? Yeah, absolutely. They do. 1900 01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:03,220 And we've talked about that. You know what? There's gotta 1901 01:04:03,220 --> 01:04:05,220 be science to it because we have, 1902 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:07,220 this is not the first time we've talked about this. 1903 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:09,220 We've talked about strapping 1904 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,220 some sort of mask. 1905 01:04:11,220 --> 01:04:13,220 Some sort of anal mask. 1906 01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:15,220 Stop, stop, stop, stop. We don't need to get into that 1907 01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:17,220 again because Jeff's gonna come up with some crazy 1908 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:19,220 umbrella, fucking stadium 1909 01:04:19,220 --> 01:04:21,220 size. Because he went on Shark Tank 1910 01:04:21,220 --> 01:04:23,220 with the bovine anal 1911 01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:25,220 ass mask. 1912 01:04:25,220 --> 01:04:27,220 I think it's plausible. I think it solves the world's problem 1913 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:29,220 with the energy. But my point is 1914 01:04:29,220 --> 01:04:31,220 there is some science to it. There is. 1915 01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:33,220 Right? Yeah. 1916 01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:35,220 They say cal farts are 1917 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:37,220 one of the bigger contributors 1918 01:04:37,220 --> 01:04:39,220 to global warming. And so 1919 01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:41,220 here we go. Because we eat meat. And so 1920 01:04:41,220 --> 01:04:43,220 here's the problem. So we have to grow fat. Well, I don't want 1921 01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:45,220 to do that. 1922 01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:47,220 So I don't want to eat chicken. 1923 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:49,220 I don't want to eat chicken. 1924 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:51,220 I don't want to eat chicken. 1925 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:53,220 I don't want to eat chicken. 1926 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:55,220 You know what? We're not supposed to eat that. 1927 01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:57,220 I don't want to. 1928 01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:59,220 We're not supposed to. 1929 01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:01,220 It's a big deal. 1930 01:05:01,220 --> 01:05:03,220 We're not supposed to. 1931 01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:05,220 Who knows, though? 1932 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:07,220 That's the whole problem. 1933 01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:09,220 Who the fuck can you know? 1934 01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:11,220 Who do you read? 1935 01:05:11,220 --> 01:05:16,320 don't need that. See what I'm not against fossil fuel elimination. What do I? I'm 1936 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:23,380 sorry go on. What we need is somebody who's not not in the in like a hundred 1937 01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:26,700 years in the future thinking but somebody who can solve some problems 1938 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:32,500 for people real world people now in the in the framework in the framework that 1939 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:39,860 we have now. That's what we need. That's why you have AOC and the what is the 1940 01:05:39,860 --> 01:05:44,820 climate was the thing she's us? Green. The green deal. Green deal. So AOC and the 1941 01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:48,620 Green Deal you know they're all talking about they're projecting from 20-30 1942 01:05:48,620 --> 01:05:53,060 years out. Yes. They need to handle that but speaking of AOC yeah did you she's 1943 01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:58,380 she has COVID. She has COVID. I thought that that she's frolicking around with 1944 01:05:58,380 --> 01:06:05,980 the the Floridians and COVID. I thought that Democrats don't get COVID. Oh well. 1945 01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:10,740 Am I am I in my way off here? Pocahontas got it. She called her the 1946 01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:15,300 breakthrough even though because she has she's quadrupled vaccine. So hold on did 1947 01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:20,380 she get it in Florida? Well I mean no one well who knows no one knows where she 1948 01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:30,540 got off the toilet seat. Here we go. Mask wearing shaming mask mask shaming. Wow. I 1949 01:06:30,540 --> 01:06:38,540 know I had a little like a moment. No AOC is a shamer. She's a shamer right and 1950 01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:44,940 then she jettisons all that bullshit and goes through Florida. Yeah and parties 1951 01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:49,060 and parties. And you know what who the fuck cares because I don't care. Yeah she 1952 01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:53,460 catches COVID and she could come on go see this is why you don't do that. Oh she 1953 01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:58,100 can do it to herself. I think we should allow AOC I think we should allow 1954 01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:01,260 anybody that wants to go out. It's called fucking freedom. Just fucking let her do 1955 01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:04,220 what she wants who gives a fuck. If you're gonna learn from it. Well it's a 1956 01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:08,700 hypocrisy. Let them have it. It is hypocrisy but you know what I don't care. Let them let 1957 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:12,500 them let them be free. Let them be free. Let them learn. If you're gonna talk to 1958 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:16,660 talk. It's just like me going Sean you don't need to be eating any more 1959 01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:20,860 meat while I'm over here eating a hamburger. You son of a bitch. Oh yeah. We 1960 01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:24,060 should be eating meat while I'm being over here eating a Whataburger. Did you eat 1961 01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:28,060 Whataburger today? No. I didn't get a Whataburger. I had chicken and vegetables. 1962 01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:34,700 Rather some starslotskis. Who's fucking phone is that? That's yours. Oh shit. That's my dad. 1963 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:39,540 Son of a bitch. I give you guys shit about your phones and turning them off and my phones 1964 01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:45,020 making this weird fucking noise. And you're like who's fucking phone is that? It's my dad. He's glaring at me and Paul. 1965 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:50,540 So I'm looking at it's 1041 at night. My dad does not call that light so now I'm 1966 01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:56,660 alarmed. Yeah. Yeah well it turns out my dad. You couldn't log into YouTube TV? No 1967 01:07:56,660 --> 01:08:04,780 now he's actually pretty functional. My dad. Did you realize my dad's 79 years old. Do you know my dad's 79? 1968 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:12,220 I lost my password for dial up. He turned 80 this year. My dad. That's fantastic. So does my dad. That is crazy. That's awesome. 1969 01:08:12,220 --> 01:08:18,820 It is awesome but it's still hard to fathom that he's that fucking old. I know. You know he doesn't look it. That's the 1970 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:24,180 thing. My parents are way older than you. I did bring up the fact that I was gonna be going to the 1971 01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:30,980 playoff game earlier. I don't know if it's in this podcast or the one earlier. It was this one. It was like two minutes ago. 1972 01:08:30,980 --> 01:08:38,660 I was trying. So I told my dad's hey dad I'm going to the game it's costing this much. 1973 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:46,620 Evidently I must have put him on a guilt trip or something. Because now. He wants to go. No he's not gonna go. 1974 01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:53,620 But he wants to help fund it. So I'm not gonna complain. Whoa he's paying for his son and grandson to go to the 1975 01:08:53,620 --> 01:09:01,620 Cowboys game. Whatever man. Nice. I'm not saying he's doing that. I'm just saying. Here's the thing. More booze and food. 1976 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:10,180 Here's the thing. His son, his grandson and his son's good friend. I don't understand. He's funding all of it. I understand. 1977 01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:18,660 Me. Well me or Jeff. No. Wes. I want to watch it my own. That's not a friend. I want to watch it my own. No Wes is going. 1978 01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:24,740 I already told you we have a four pack. It's Wes and his son and me and my son. OK. We're about done for the evening. 1979 01:09:24,740 --> 01:09:31,780 Yes we are. Dude what? We need to get to the deaths real quick. Yes we do. OK. So we got. Oh my God. We have deaths. 1980 01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:41,260 Did we talk about John Madden? No. Last. No we never talked about him. We didn't. John Madden. Yeah. And the Broncos head coach. 1981 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:50,940 Dan Reeves. Dan Reeves died. He did. When that happened. The day before. Oh really. I didn't hear that. Dan Reeves died. Wow. 1982 01:09:50,940 --> 01:10:02,100 And. Full house dude. Bob Saget. Bob Saget. Don't say it. John. Bob Saget. Saget. So anyway I've got a couple more. 1983 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:12,420 OK go. This one was a little older older and I didn't catch it. So Michael Nesmith. Oh the monkeys. The monkeys guy. Yeah. 1984 01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:21,460 He died in December. Yeah he died. I think he put the drums for the monkeys right. I don't know. Or was that Peter Tork. 1985 01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:30,780 Don't know who played the drums. I don't know. Yeah. That's going to require some research. Yeah. The other one that I missed was Dean Stockwell. 1986 01:10:30,780 --> 01:10:40,780 Eric Stalwell. Dean Stockwell. He was in Quantum Leap. Which one? He was Sam or Al or whatever the guy is. Oh the guy that was a robot. 1987 01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:49,980 I need you to look that up. You'll know him. No I need to see his face. Dean Stockwell. That's him right there. Oh look at you. 1988 01:10:49,980 --> 01:11:00,740 Look at you being all like what the hell. Look at those eyebrows man. Oh yes. He was awesome. Yeah. He always had a hat on. 1989 01:11:00,740 --> 01:11:10,540 Yeah he passed away back in December. I don't know if you guys will know this one. Anne Rice. She wrote the. Oh the vampire stars. The interview with the vampire books. 1990 01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:20,900 She died. She died. She died. You know I don't read a lot. We just seem to be getting hit by a bunch of. I don't read a lot but like. I do. I really enjoyed Anne Rice. 1991 01:11:20,900 --> 01:11:27,420 She's like one of the few people I've read. Yeah I read her. I read her books although they made movies out of it. Not nearly as good but. 1992 01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:36,780 I thought there was another one like today or yesterday. Well there was one a couple days ago that was pretty big was Sidney Poitier. Yeah that's huge. 1993 01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:49,140 My wife is a huge fan. Say it again. Sidney Poitier. See when he says that. Do you realize the gyration of the muscles that kind of like flourish. First off it's not Poitier. 1994 01:11:49,140 --> 01:12:01,500 It's Poitier. Damn she's. Poitier. Hold on. Made of honor. Sidney Portia. Oh OK. That's what I was going to say. The producer typed in Sidney Portia. 1995 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:12,980 Wow that was. That's too bad. That market ended. I thought there was some very. You're missing some I think. Oh dude there are like so many different. 1996 01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:24,420 But so there this has been a crazy last two weeks of death. Well OK so that top one right there. I mean is there anyone specific you're looking for. 1997 01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:30,900 All right let me I'm going to look. Well you missed. Well Bob Saget is Bob Shearer an Australian golfer. 1998 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:43,820 That up a heart attack that was on the set top with their night. There you go. There he is that's Sidney Poitier. No Poitier. It's plot. No it is not plot. 1999 01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:54,340 Oh good Lord. You're a mess. That hit my hit my wife pretty hard because she was a big fan of his movies. Right. To Sir with Love and he was in a couple others. 2000 01:12:54,340 --> 01:13:00,100 Look who's coming to dinner and stuff like that. He actually I think he was the first black guy to win a Oscar. 2001 01:13:00,100 --> 01:13:09,980 You know what's crazy. I just got on a web on a website. I got on a website a prominent deaths like within every week and there's like it goes on for. 2002 01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:20,700 Yeah. There are so many people that like like I mean I don't know who any any of these people are but but it's like wow there's a lot of people that die every week. 2003 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:32,540 Every day that are born every day. Every day. Right. I mean don't be an idiot. Come on. This is how many people are born every day. Paul seven but Johnny phone three. 2004 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:41,020 Seriously there are that many people that die every day seven. It's an incredible amount of people. It has no significance. 2005 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:46,100 You know they all do. I hypothetically I would be a butterfly in the wind. 2006 01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:54,020 What is that. Was it called the whole butterfly in the wind kind of syndrome or butterfly effect. Thank you. That's no that's a time travel thing. 2007 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:59,740 No it's not. No it's a butterfly. What's here. It's going to affect the wind over there. 2008 01:13:59,740 --> 01:14:10,620 I still think it's a time. No it was a horror movie. No. What it means is that the butterfly effect means that whatever I do will eventually affect everything else. 2009 01:14:10,620 --> 01:14:21,260 I mean that be in a negative response like the butterfly effect. Traditionally some of the the fucking means that they put out there. 2010 01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:25,060 There's like all these tragedies that happen. The butterfly does any kind of flies off. 2011 01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:31,060 No. What it's saying is that you know you you fire this corner it's going to make movement over there somewhere. 2012 01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:35,940 I was going to walk off and it's going to impact this. It's like the tsunami right. The earthquake. Oh yeah. 2013 01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:47,580 Shit man. It's like stepping on an ant that has been reincarnated and that's going to affect a tsunami. Tsunamis are unforgiving. 2014 01:14:47,580 --> 01:14:56,340 Oh yeah. They don't stop for anything. Tsunamis are. I mean I mean there's been I've seen some videos of just Thailand was real bad. 2015 01:14:56,340 --> 01:15:02,980 How. So how long has it been since that one that killed. Well the India the India one is the worst. 2016 01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:09,220 Thailand was killed a hundred was the Indian Thailand one hundred thousand people. It was a lot. 2017 01:15:09,220 --> 01:15:15,540 Yeah it was bad. Hold on. No there was more than that in the Indian one. That's what I'm talking about. 2018 01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:20,860 Yeah there was there was more than that. Yeah my there was a million people. It was two hundred and something thousand. 2019 01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:31,140 Unbelievable. Yes. I mean it was so shocking. Deadliest two hundred thirty thousand lives in the Thailand. 2020 01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:40,260 Oh my God. I had a friend over there at the time and they and they you've seen videos of it where the water goes out. 2021 01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:50,820 It's not a huge wave. No the water is just unrelenting. That's exactly right. The water goes out and everybody was walking out there going what's going on daddy. 2022 01:15:50,820 --> 01:15:58,620 Like what's going on. I brought my son kissed. Comes. Oh it's not. And it's exactly right. It's not a gigantic wave like tall. 2023 01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:08,340 Oh no it just comes. It's a surge a low surge boom boom like any hits and hits and hits and it grows. 2024 01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:16,740 So it's like it's like two foot above the water line and it's three foot and it's four foot. It's five foot. It's six foot. 2025 01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:25,020 It's happening and also that that bridge gets blown away. It never ends. And it's over a wall and it just it just keeps going and it's like knocks out. 2026 01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:31,660 It's like you're on top. It's like you're on the fifth floor of a building. You think I'm safe. Now it's the third floor. Now it's the fourth floor. 2027 01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:40,420 And what am I going to do. Crazy is a bunch of people would survive to. Oh yeah. And the horrific stories. 2028 01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:47,940 As I told you about that movie they made. Oh yeah. The called The Great Escape. No no escape escape. 2029 01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:55,780 Debbie Does Dallas. Yes. Debbie Does Dallas. Yes. Not the Tsunami. No. Debbie Does Thailand. Oh wow. 2030 01:16:55,780 --> 01:17:04,060 It's an angry bitch. But it was well done. It was a family and they were on a resort there and they have the footage and it all comes in and they all get separated. 2031 01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:11,740 Yes. And it's great. It's good. That's really good. So there was I mean they had one where there was a star. 2032 01:17:11,740 --> 01:17:19,100 God damn a star. A model and she's like stuck in a tree or something. And yeah. Photographer died and there's all kinds of stories. 2033 01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:27,100 I mean it's unbelievable. It's crazy. Well that shit comes in. I mean you just see videos and that's all I can say is think about it. 2034 01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:31,260 Two hundred thirty thousand people. That's basically Frisco. I don't need to. 2035 01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:39,580 And thirty thousand people. That's tremendous. Unbelievable. I mean you can't fathom how how many. What that smell like. 2036 01:17:39,580 --> 01:17:46,620 Oh so I remember. Well I mean I don't know. I mean I remember how the hurricanes themselves smell. 2037 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:50,540 And let's just say how quickly can you pick up two hundred thirty thousand dead bodies. 2038 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:55,580 There is. Well I mean obviously they're spread out. When they had the summer lost as well. 2039 01:17:55,580 --> 01:18:01,500 In New York they had like a tremendous amount of covid deaths which is really crazy. 2040 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:10,300 Tremendous amount of covid deaths. They were like like burning. I remember those those incinerators. They weren't incinerators. 2041 01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:15,420 There were like these fucking open bonfires. They were just just dropping them in there. 2042 01:18:15,420 --> 01:18:19,580 Yeah. They know where to put them. And I think I'm just thinking to myself I mean were they really. 2043 01:18:19,580 --> 01:18:25,100 They really die of covid. So well we're really ending on a very positive. 2044 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:31,820 Like a funny note you know like a funny note. Quarter million people. Oh hell we're drunk. I guess it's part two. 2045 01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:38,060 What is this January fucking the January 11th. Yeah. Yeah. Hey look guys. And next week's going to be better. 2046 01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:43,660 This week's going to be fantastic. I'm going to be fantastic. It could be. 2047 01:18:43,660 --> 01:18:47,900 Dude I'm going to a playoff game against the San Francisco 49ers. I am fucking pumped up. 2048 01:18:47,900 --> 01:18:54,140 Here's this weird the Titans aren't playing this weekend. And I don't know why. Because they suck. 2049 01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:58,780 Yeah. Well is it really. They need a rest. Oh I'm sorry. They're the number one. They're like. 2050 01:18:58,780 --> 01:19:09,180 They're like the Titans. They need a break. Oh that's right. I guess it's going to be back when they do play. 2051 01:19:09,180 --> 01:19:15,500 Derrick Henry. Is he. Yep. Is he going to be full speed though. He's been cleared for. 2052 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:19,580 Cleared and full speed are two different things. Cleared for practice last week. 2053 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:26,380 Two weeks of practice. Full speed. Destroy everyone. I got the bangles. I got number seven. 2054 01:19:26,380 --> 01:19:32,620 I hope the bangles. I will crush you like a bomb. Negative. All right you guys are a bunch of bonfires. 2055 01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:40,300 I'm out. These dudes are like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And we're your flamers. 2056 01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:45,260 And we're drunk. You're a bunch of flamers. That you are. No you are. Negative. 2057 01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:50,460 I think it was the first one that did it. Blue note. Blue note. It was good. All of my 12 year. 2058 01:19:50,460 --> 01:20:18,460 Addictive lava lamp. Hello.