So they barely did it.
Barely did what?
No, actually they didn't barely do it.
They actually did really well.
The Cowboys beat the crap.
I mean it was a...
Well they should have.
They had to beat down.
Yeah, Philadelphia had a bunch of scrubs in, didn't they?
Well...
The quarterback wasn't in.
So the first...
Well, without going over the whole game...
Anyway, the season's over.
I think they're 13 and 5.
Right?
13 and 4?
17 game season.
So they're...
I don't know.
Did they win 13 games?
Either 12 and 5 or...
Yeah, I think it was 13.
13 and 4?
13 and 4.
What a fantastic weekend of football though, man.
It was great.
The most exciting game was the...
Where the...
God bless it.
Where Pittsburgh was on the fence of whether they were going to make the playoffs or not.
Yeah.
The Raiders and Chargers.
Here's the thing.
Preston, my son, bet that the Raiders and Chargers would tie.
What would he have won?
20 bucks.
No, it was like 500 bucks.
I think he bet a nickel.
I don't even know what it was.
But he was just like, yeah, I just felt they would tie.
They should have.
Oh my God.
They should have.
And I was sitting there thinking, well, okay, so first of all, folks, dudes like this, it's
podcast Tuesday.
It's dudes like us.
My name's Sean.
I am.
I'm Hall.
I'm Joe.
Yeah, well...
Yeah, we need to have a consistent order, don't we?
No.
Just wing it.
Just frickin' wing it.
Yeah.
This is not scripted.
Yeah, I'd be like, I'm Sean and it's a musical.
No.
No, it's not.
I do a musical Tuesday.
Oh, that's...
Yeah.
Oh.
All right.
Well, anyway, so it was the Raiders and the Chargers and it was a tie game.
Now, if the Raiders win, they go to the playoffs.
If the Chargers win, they go to the playoffs.
If it's a tie, they both go to the playoffs.
That's the rule.
But if it's a tie, they both go to the playoffs and Pittsburgh is out.
And they were already celebrating all day long.
At Pittsburgh?
Yeah.
The fans were because they made it into the playoffs because one of the odds that a game
ends in a tie.
Right.
Oh my God.
Did it get close?
I didn't watch it.
It was an overtime.
Oh.
It was an overtime.
They went down the field to kick a field goal and then the Raiders got the ball back.
It was like seconds left.
And they were just like, dude, just down it.
Just down it.
Just fucking down it.
It gets even worse than that.
So yeah, the Chargers really didn't.
And the Kickers barely made each kick too.
I mean, they barely skimped in there.
Yeah.
The Raiders didn't necessarily have incentive to drive down and win it.
But they got to keep playing, right?
It's the spirit of the game.
And the Chargers were just like, dude, just down it.
Just fucking down it.
And the Raiders were just like, dude, just down it.
Just keep playing, right?
It's the spirit of the game.
So it's third in like third and long.
They're out of field goal range.
OK, the Raiders are.
And all the Chargers had to do was stop them one more time and have them punt because they're
out of field goal range.
And then they would have ended in a tie.
But the Chargers coach calls a timeout and stops the clock.
Oh, no.
Is he getting wrecked over the coals?
Yeah, that was the stupidest thing ever.
Oh, you have no idea.
You have no idea how how they're shredding him.
Why did he do it?
What is what is reasonable?
Here's the problem, right?
No team is is designed to not win like no player, no coach, no team like he was.
He was in perfect package is what he wanted.
No, so it's still to preserve time to make points.
Well, I actually think it was because he's I mean, they were exhausted.
I mean, they this game was exhausting, right?
And so they needed to make one stop.
And so I think he was wanting to give his team a break.
I think he called timeout so his defense could rest and get mustard for making that last
stop.
So he gave Raiders time to rest as well.
Well, he did.
And he stopped the clock and they didn't stop them.
The Raiders got the first down on a long run and they kicked a field goal to win it.
His bad call.
Oh, bad call.
I think I think they should have done it.
Then both of them could have gotten in.
Yeah.
They should have done it.
Absolutely.
Squealers.
And what's funny, what's really funny.
Oh my God, there's some Pittsburgh fans.
Yes, they showed this Pittsburgh fan.
It was great.
It was like one of the crowd and he was just like, what the fuck?
And you could tell what are the chances you could.
He was turned to his the guy next to him and he was like, you could tell he was saying
that bullshit.
They're not even trying to get a first down.
I mean, you know what I mean?
He was complaining like he was saying, I know he was.
I know he was.
They should have done it.
They should have.
So here's the reason why I think the Raiders didn't because all they had to do is knee
it.
Right.
And then the game would have been over and they both would have played off.
It didn't win.
Here's the thing that had they needed, it would have been that's too conspiratorial,
right?
That that's too obvious.
But if they don't get the first down and they punt it, then even even the Chargers
would not have kneeled it either.
They would have just kind of run it up the middle, you know, try to make it look like
they're doing something, which is what the readers were doing.
Right.
And all in all, the Chargers failed.
They failed to stop the run.
They stopped that.
And that's ultimately where it boils down to.
Absolutely true.
And the spirit of the game is to win.
This isn't like soccer where you sit there and you kill the clock or, you know, this
is this is the spirit of the game is to play.
Not only that, the Raiders, you know, this is John Madden and Madden's team.
And they were this game was dedicated to him.
Yeah.
And they were just like, no, man, we're going out with a win.
And that was that was what was going on.
That's what happened.
I just don't like the Steelers.
Nobody does.
I don't like that.
So Dawson and I were down in Houston watching the game and we were just going nuts because
I mean, if that was it was one of the greatest games I've ever seen, not necessarily just
because of the way it ended.
That was like icing on the cake.
If you had if you saw Herbert, he completed on the final drive to get down to tied at
32.
He had like five or six fourth and longs.
Yeah, I'm that drive on that drive, Jeff.
It was the most you can tell about the Chargers game charges quarterback to drive down and
tie it at 32.
They were they weren't like fourth and one fourth and two.
He was fourth and nine very far left.
One was fourth and twenty one.
And he got it.
He got it.
Oh, he's brilliant, man.
That's the one silver lining.
And I mean, the Chargers fans already love their quarterback.
They love they already love Herbert, right?
He's the real deal.
Right.
Yeah, he seems to be pretty good.
Oh, he's the real deal.
And now they're devastated.
I had a friend that I was texting that night and he just like Mr. Producer, not over.
It's the far right there.
The right.
So I have one.
Oh, you're looking for the game stats of that of the game?
Yeah, he had him up, but he's it's.
Yeah.
Go back one.
Oh, gosh.
What are we doing here?
Never mind.
Oh, hold on.
You had it right there.
Stop.
Go to the far right.
It says Chargers and Raiders.
Go down.
That's it.
That game.
That game right there.
What do you want to see?
You want to see like the stats of that game?
Well, you were talking about it.
So he was looking to bring up any kind of recaps of the game.
But I would if if you see it on TV, like you see it on like NFL Network or something replay
or something, you know, go back and watch the game on telling you guys it was probably
one of the greatest games I've ever seen.
But I'll tell you, but going back to the Dallas Cowboy game, that was interesting from the
perspective that that was the first five touchdown game that Dak Prescott ever thrown.
Fifty one to what?
Fifty one to twenty four.
I do for you for twenty seven.
Oh, yeah.
He's first.
Dick.
So it was twenty seven.
And actually, you know, twenty seven is actually pretty good.
I mean, to score twenty seven.
I mean, that's a lot of points on the defense.
So, you know, I mean, great.
They scored fifty something.
But still, you love twenty seven.
I was still concerned about the Cowboys.
But the point I'm bringing up is that Dak, he threw five touchdowns to four different
people.
That's good.
I mean, that's a lot.
And then I mean, that's a lot.
What's his name?
Will Cox number number one.
Solomon Wilcox.
Well, my fucking brain fart.
Whatever.
Number one for the Dallas Cowboys.
He scored two touchdowns.
He's the guy that's he, you know, had our first string wide receiver been in there.
He would not have even played.
Right.
You know, but he's in there now.
He's he's made some great plays.
I cannot believe I brain farted his name.
So who ended up being the number one seed for the NFC?
Was that the Cowboys?
No, it was Green Bay.
That's amazing.
You guys won 13 games and you're not the number one seed.
I'm pretty sure while Green Bay lost to Detroit.
Oh, Cedric Wilson.
So look at this.
The standings for the NFC, Mr. Producer.
NFL standings.
And I know Green Bay was it to to be 13 and four and be on as a wildcard.
The well, crazy Tampa Bay, Arizona, Green Bay.
They understand that is right.
Right.
Scroll up for me real quick.
That's AFC.
Oh, who's at the top there?
I don't think I know who that team is.
Tennessee Titans.
And they have less games than the Cowboys did.
They're 12 and five.
How was it?
13 and four.
Oh, God.
The NFC is.
Look at that.
OK.
So you guys are tied with.
Oh, we are.
They have the tiebreaker.
We are 12, five.
I mean, I miss.
Oh, you're 13 to four.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm looking at the wrong line here.
OK.
So Green Bay and Tampa Bay are tied at 13 and four.
How the hell did the Green Bay get up there?
They were good.
They outside of that first game of the season, they look good.
They look really good.
I'm surprised the Cardinals dropped as far as they did, but they are 11 and six.
Well, they could have been 14 and three.
They lost their last game to the.
To the you said the Detroit 49ers.
Rogers played the last game.
Green Bay Green Bay lost to Detroit.
They would have been.
Are they still busting Aaron Rodgers balls over the immunizations?
Big time.
I haven't seen anything.
I mean, he's playing.
He's got the big middle finger up their ass right now.
I mean, he's people are like dogging on him.
They're not doing anything.
No, no, no, no, they're not.
I mean, so the NFL is backing off saying you don't have to be immunized anymore.
I mean, there's a number of players that have no, they don't have a rule.
You have to be, but you have to be tested if you don't because Beasley.
Yeah, please.
He doesn't want to be.
All right.
Well, I haven't heard that part of it, so I just heard that they're giving him grief
because he didn't say anything.
No, no, no.
What happened was he said he was immunized.
Right.
And that's a lie to everybody else because he was referring to how I have natural immunity.
He didn't take the vaccine and people thought he was being deliberately misleading to imply
that he had been vaccinated.
And they just hate him for that, which I'm like, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm not a fan of his anyway, but you know, let's pause for a second.
You know, we we kicked off this podcast downstairs.
First of all, Paul went out of town to go visit his father-in-law with his son, Dawson,
and they went to go watch the Kansas City Chiefs play.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Tennessee Titans.
And Houston Texans.
You were sitting at the bar watching the Chiefs play.
So anyway, so while they're down there, Jeff and I took an opportunity to, you know, venture
the landscape of the liquor alleys.
The booze store.
We pulled up a few gems, a couple of unicorns.
And this one, the first one we're sampled tonight is it's called Blue Note.
Now this Blue Note, I don't know anything about it except that it had a funny, nice,
cute little bottle.
I'm joking.
It's out of Memphis.
Yeah.
So it's a it is a minimum of three years.
Kentucky straight bourbon, 70 percent corn, 21 percent rye, 9 percent malted barley.
This guy is 120.
Scroll down a little bit.
All right.
So it's a hundred and I can't see it.
22 proof.
It's a hundred twenty two.
It's so it's so hot.
I had to throw two big ice cubes.
It's beefy.
Yeah, it's got some meat to it, definitely.
But it tastes good.
It's got a nice pepper, you know, pepper and.
I could definitely taste the pepper on it, especially the back of the throat.
As Paul said, it was coating his throat.
Yes.
The back of his throat.
So I had I had to have mash bill.
That's nice.
I had Blue Note in Nashville.
Oh, is this the one you had to abandon?
But it wasn't it wasn't this one.
I'm like, it wasn't the hundred and twenty two proof.
Which one was it?
So I guess they have, you know, they have an 80 proof and.
Well, this is the uncut version.
There you go.
So it must be.
Yeah, no, I didn't see that one.
I got a bunch of them.
Look at that.
Where does this come from?
Blue Note 17.
Is that a 17 year?
Holy shit.
No, no.
Is that.
So yes.
17 years.
My ass.
Oh, we got to find that.
Wow.
Look at that.
That's a beautiful thing.
Looks like a like a Pabst blue ribbon bottle.
I like the nice advertising.
It's nice.
So this Blue Note age to 17.
Oh, my gosh.
That's insane.
Aged a minimum of 17 years.
Oh, so it could be.
How much that thing runs for?
One hundred and eight proof.
Sixty three dollars.
I bet it's expensive.
Over one hundred bucks.
How much was the one we're we have right now?
I don't remember.
I don't want to.
Forty bucks, fifty bucks.
It was somewhere in there.
It was definitely not over 50.
It was.
That's a good find.
Yeah, I like it.
It's got a nice taste to it.
Yeah, I don't really have a whole lot of negative except that it's so strong.
Right.
But you got to to enjoy it.
You got a couple of cubes in there.
Yeah.
Talk.
There you go.
I pulled out the fucking no a 12 year.
Yeah.
Yes, not Creek.
Yeah, we'll have that one at halftime.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that, too.
And I wanted to start with the heavier one so that we we get a get rolling.
Yeah.
Get this thing going.
We've got a lot of talk about, man.
There's a lot of crazy shit going on and there's a lot of fun stuff coming up.
Very excited.
Yeah.
So this is the what?
The second podcast of the year.
Is it really?
Correct.
It was January and something happened in between the first one and the second one, that massive
coup attempt insurrection.
What?
Oh, you talk about last year.
Last year.
Oh, they had the celebration.
Yeah.
The anniversary of it.
It calls me a coy.
Oh, the January six insurrection, which really should be called the Fed surrection.
You know, it's just a riot.
It wasn't an insurrection.
You know, man, and here's the thing.
I don't even.
Yeah, they were trying to overthrow the government.
It was a violent protest.
But the thing is, and even you on the podcast, Paul, you know, it's a dark day in history.
No, it was a bad deal.
Man.
No, it was a bad deal, but not from the point that was a bunch of Trump supporting deplorables
going in there and raising cane.
That wasn't what was going on.
It definitely sure wasn't the spirit of it.
They had a bunch of people in there that were set it up, coaxing people to act up.
It was engineered.
And I have no question.
I have no doubt in my mind after watching what I go back and you see some of the videos
of the different groups that are going through there.
So they're doing their little January six inquisition or whatever they're calling it.
Right.
Because the Dems are leading everything.
Right.
And do you think committee?
Yeah, the committee.
So do you think come the midterms, if the Republicans get in, they're going to do another
study except take a different path and say, who really did this?
You know, they've been talking a big game.
I mean, the Republicans have been saying that when they, you know, when they take back the
House and take back the Senate, they're going to they're already saying what they're going
to do.
They're going to kick these people off this committee.
They're going to launch an investigation into this.
Here's my fear.
They're going to launch an investigation.
You heard Ted Cruz already say it and Tucker Carlson called him out on it.
And then Ted Cruz walked his story back.
Ted Cruz had said, well, yeah, you know, we January six, we were, you know, we talked
about some terrorists.
He got torn up for that.
And you know, and I'm thinking to myself, what did you just say?
Yeah.
He said it was a poor choice of words.
No, no.
And exactly what Tucker Tucker was called about is like, no, no, no, no.
You don't say things like everything you say is calculated.
You just don't walk up to the Supreme Court and or to the Congress and say terrorist.
Is that what Tucker said?
That's exactly what he said.
He's like, you use your words perfectly.
You use your words.
That's that's part of what you are.
And then what did he say?
He just walked back.
He just he just walked back, says, you know what?
I was poor choice of words.
Yeah, I just, you know, I regret what I said.
And he started restating things the way it should have been.
Right.
But he didn't do that in the in the in the hall of Congress.
Here's the thing.
Even if you don't know if they were plants, even if you don't know if they were drunk,
even if you if you don't know anything about you, you can't call them terrorists.
Hold on.
Did you if you watch the videos of the guys that are smashing windows, right?
Right.
They're smashing windows and they're and they're knocking down barricades and they're spraying
the cops with stuff.
The vast majority of people didn't do that, of course.
But the ones that did, I would call them a terrorist.
I would call them a terrorist.
So even if they're, you know, the antifas, right?
Right.
I don't care who they are.
Right.
They're doing that stuff.
So did you see the did you see the Capitol Police guy who testified in front of Congress?
And, you know, there's this video of him and, you know, getting pulled up out of the crowd.
He's now a CNN contributor.
Whatever.
Oh, my God.
The guy with the beard.
I'm so sick of people either leaving.
Yeah.
See, either CNN or MSNBC.
So he's the one who got up and started crying in front of Congress.
They had those three three cops up there and he was up there crying and saying how bad
it was and how bad the Republicans are and all that not bullshit.
What Trump supporters.
What a complete shocker.
And then he goes to CNN.
Correct.
Right.
How about the officer who shot the lady?
I don't think we'll ever figure that out.
Well, the officer was actually.
Yeah, it was Lieutenant Michael Bird.
You know, you know, he says, I've saved I saved countless lives.
What?
By killing Ashley Babbitt.
She was unarmed.
Yeah.
Well, in an exclusive interview with NBC News, Lieutenant Michael Bird said he opened fire
only as a last resort.
Oh, really?
After the rioters failed to comply with his.
Through a door.
Use your taser, bro.
Unbelievable.
And why is he getting torn up?
He's in the chaotic minutes before he shot and killed Ashley Babbitt during the Capitol
riot on July or January 6th.
Lieutenant Michael Bird focused his attention on the glass doors leading into the lobby
of the House of Representatives.
About 60 to 80 House members and staffers will hold up inside.
And it was Bird's job to protect them as rioters rampaged through the Capitol.
Bird and a few other officers of U.S. police set up a wall of furniture outside the doors.
Once we barricaded the doors, we were essentially trapped where we were.
Bird said in an exclusive interview with NBC News, Lester Holt, who I can't stand, speaking
publicly for the first time since the riot, there was no way to retreat, no other way
to get out.
If they get through the door, then they're in the House chamber and upon the members
of Congress had a bird who gave NBC permission to use his name after his authorities declined
to release it.
Yeah.
After they guaranteed that he wouldn't be charged with anything.
That's when he became.
He went public.
It's Bird's connection to what was going on outside in inside building was his police
radio for several minutes.
It crackled with a cascade of alarming messages.
There were shots of officers down, screams for his colleagues under attack by rioters
with chemical agents.
A report an officer's fingertips were blown off.
It was literally broadcast over the air.
OK, so he panicked.
But what I mean, if you would have sprayed her in the face with frickin pepper spray,
she probably would have jumped back.
No.
Or taste her ass.
The bottom line is he got caught up in the moment.
Yeah.
Thought it was worse than it was.
It could be.
And panic.
Now, you have to think, you know, what would you have done in that situation?
You had this craziness going on and you're the last thing before you get to the government.
I think he thought he was doing his job.
Yeah.
So imagine you're imagine a wall in front of you and it's all glass.
OK, imagine a wall.
You've got large panes of glass on the left and the right.
Right.
And two big glass doors and a glass transom above the door.
Right.
All right.
You could see through the door because it's glass.
Of course.
You can see there are chairs, 50 chairs stacked up in front of the door to barricade.
Right.
But yet they were forcing themselves through the door.
That woman was.
Now, I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Why was she doing that?
I mean, I don't have a logical answer, so you like does it warrant getting shot to death?
I had no, you know, for a fact, she was trying to get through the door.
Well, they have video.
There's video of it.
She was trying to climb through this video of it.
They're trying to get through there.
She got through the door and that's why the hell was she thinking?
I don't know.
That's the question.
You know what?
What makes you think she was literally trying to climb through the door when she got shot?
Correct.
Yeah.
You know, and if I'm going to be consistent with what I've said about other controversial
shootings, what what she did contributed to her death.
Yeah.
Just like other ones, right?
We talked about guys that grab a knife and brandish it towards an officer and the officer
shoots them.
Somebody trying to drive away when they're being apprehended.
Somebody shoots them.
I mean, you know, all these other scenarios where if they hadn't have made a decision
they made in that moment in front of an armed officer, they would be alive.
If she's crawling through.
So hold on, there's a video.
There's a video here.
I thought she was in the stairwell.
So Lieutenant Byrd said, no, see right there?
That's her with the jacket and there's the gun.
OK, she wasn't trying to get through the door.
She was standing next to the door.
That's different.
You guys made it sound like the window had been busted out and she was literally like
halfway through the door.
Well, there's another video where it kind of showed that she was just kind of trying
to do it.
But I don't care.
The point is, look, if someone's trying to get in, I hear you know, I would be liable
if the same thing happened in your house and you shot somebody.
I'm not going to criticize this officer.
I am.
I'm absolutely going to criticize him.
There are so many different ways you can handle this.
I don't disagree.
But in the moment, like you said, if he's caught up, I mean, think about it.
This has never happened before.
So the house has been invaded, right?
In this direction.
And was it invaded?
Well, hold on.
And they're hearing he's hearing the radio.
And if he's being honest.
Well, you know, a lot of that was just buzzwords.
But the thing is, is that this is a failure on management.
You know, it was the mayor who I forget who the lady is and Nancy Pelosi.
When Donald Trump put the executive order out, I don't know if it's an executive order,
put the order out to say, look, we're going to allocate 20,000 National Guard troops to
be deployed.
In the event something bad happens, because any time you have a gathering like that, there's
a chance that something bad is going to happen.
And they both shot it down.
They have the control over it all.
Well, if Trump says we're going to do it, we're not going to do it.
Especially the way things are right now.
It's very tense right now.
But they have layers.
OK, you guys know how the layers work in Congress for security.
They have layers of security.
So in addition, OK, so let's say he didn't call it the National Guard.
They still have layers.
They have the internal police force there, their own internal police force.
Then they have the riot Capitol Police where they they're on this gear.
OK, you guys seen on the news where there's there's a line of these guys dressed in full
combat gear walking off.
There's like a hundred of them.
The Dancy say they called him out.
Right.
When they're going into the building, they're walking off.
They're passing.
The riders are passing the police officers and they're in full combat gear.
Yeah, it would have been one thing if the Capitol Police had declined the National Guard
offer simply because they had, you know, we've got plenty of officers.
You have riders out there pleading with the police.
Why are you letting them through?
Shut this gate.
Why did you why did you call them up there?
I saw you call up the whole thing stinks, man.
It's just like things.
I don't you know, and it's just man, I think people need to be held accountable that if
they went in there, if these deplorables did what some negative things, they need to be
held accountable.
I think it's more than just a simple riot that got out of control.
I think there was some organization.
Absolutely.
That was definitely clear.
There are people there are people that have gone in and very meticulously pieced together
pictures and videos and and they point out certain individuals like Ray Epps.
Right.
They point out certain individuals and they show how those individuals were talking to
other individuals and they traced those other individuals.
I mean, they I mean, you know how Internet sleuths are.
I mean, there is so much video and so much stuff.
They were they were tracking people with phones.
They broke this thing down into so much detail.
If you were there, you were thrown in jail.
And that's just begs the question.
No, no, no.
But my point is, yes, the police did that.
Yeah, they broke down.
Like right.
I'm telling you, Internet sleuths like looked at all that stuff and they and they identified
the team, right.
The leader and the teams even prior to the event, like the night before, they even found
video of the night before of these guys.
Right.
I mean, preparing and preparing.
Yeah, there's like a truck.
You got a bunch of guys dressed up like they work at Target, right.
With the khaki pants and whatever the shirt and the same color hat.
They were all dressed the same.
And they've got they've got these shields that they had that the American red, right
and blue on there and the flags.
And it's just like there was a truck and they were like, hey, Bob, how you doing?
Hey, Jim, how's it going?
And they're all talking to each other.
And there was like 30, 40 of them.
I mean, this was and then this was organized.
And there was a deal where they one of the leaders, right.
Ray Epps is one of the leaders and they have him talking to another guy.
Right.
And then that guy ends up going on top of the scaffold.
He climbs up the scaffold with the mega.
Yeah.
And he's got a white and blue and white megaphone.
Right.
And then there's another guy who is also seen with that guy.
And then Ray Epps, he's got the exact same megaphone.
Oh, really?
So it's like they I mean, you know, they bought equipment, right?
They're like, OK, here are the megaphone.
Here you go.
You mentioned about Ray Epps came out and said something where, you know, the troops
going to come out.
They they they they traced this guy down.
He was on the FBI's most wanted list initially.
Who?
Ray Epps?
Yes.
Get this.
He was on there initially.
And people are like.
We know exactly who that is.
Like they're asking the public for help.
The public was like looking at the videos and they're like, that's Ray Epps.
And they and I don't know if it was reporters.
Yeah.
Like a reporter called Ray Epps and said, you know, hey, you know, you're you know,
you know, you're this and this and this.
And and he was still on the still still on the, you know, the most wanted list, despite
the fact that it was everyone knows where he's at.
Really easy to find him.
Right.
Mr. Producer, can you pull up some right up?
Yeah.
Meanwhile, they were arresting grandmothers in Alaska and they're still in prison who
had been there and they're still in prison.
And this guy.
All right.
So check this.
So he they talked to him on the phone and he's like, I can't comment.
I can't comment.
And then he says, I can't comment, but the truth needs to come out.
That's what he says.
You know, Ray Epps, you know, when you see him, he's he's intimidating.
Large guy.
I know he's a former military, former military.
And they're showing pictures of people scaling up the side of the Congress and which is really
kind of absurd, you know, but see the clothes that they're wearing right there with the
hat and the pants.
Yep.
Those guys, they're they're all part of the same group.
Right.
Nobody dresses like that in real life.
Yeah, so so here's another thing about Ray Epps.
They he the another thing he said was they weren't supposed to go in that way.
They were in the wrong way.
That's what he said.
They weren't supposed to go in that way.
And I think what he means is breaking windows and doing stuff that, you know, they were
supposed to just I think they were trying to stage the most mild form of riot possible.
And then it got out of hand.
Like there were some some true, you know, psycho fans like psycho Trump supporters that
got wrapped up in it.
It's like mom mentality.
Oh, yeah.
You know, once it gets going, it just feeds on itself.
You whip up the crowd because that guy was up there going move forward in the megaphone.
But you you you really did have some Antifa blowouts that were that were present there
and they they made it well known.
I mean, they were.
Oh, my God.
I mean, it's just it's crazy.
It's so frustrating.
It's just frustrating because the the United States of America.
Yeah.
You know, people aren't supposed to be getting away with shit.
We're supposed to have our thumb on the pulse of life and and and what's right.
Yeah.
You know, and I know people, dog Trump, who gives a fuck?
He's an adolescent.
Who cares?
We liked the direction he was taking this country.
Yeah.
All right.
It's definitely better than what's going on now.
So let me throw just the last thing I'll say about Ray Epps.
So then one day he disappears from the top, the top.
Oh, yeah.
He's not on it now.
Now they just took him off.
And so and they just didn't say anything about like they were reporting every single time
they found somebody on the top like, please help us identify this person, this person,
this one.
They would say, you know, thank you.
Because of your help, we were managed to, you know, like the most Americans most wanted.
Right.
And then suddenly he disappeared from the list and they said nothing.
And they were like, you know, Internet, you know, Internet sleuths are crazy.
They go back to the way back machine.
I don't know.
OK, it's a website that can it doesn't matter if you delete your tweet.
Time machine pull, hot tub, time machine hot tub.
No, it doesn't matter if you delete your tweet.
It doesn't matter if you change your website.
It doesn't matter what you change.
Everything is captured.
Yeah, it doesn't go away.
I know.
But it's captured in this thing called Wayback Machine.
And so they can go back and go yesterday at four o'clock.
That way.
We have was on there.
Right.
And now we've done so you can't hide it from us.
Like a hundred percent.
That's exactly how they use it.
And then like there'll be an actress who will send some crazy ass text or tweet.
And then they'll should be like, oh, I shouldn't have sent that.
And she'll delete it too late.
Wayback Machine caught it.
And so they go.
Yeah.
And then they send that to the news and the news goes all over with it.
And yeah, you know, it's called the way back.
Is that it?
Wayback Machine Internet Archive.
There you go.
Internet Archive.
I don't know, man.
I never heard of it.
So the House panel dismisses unsupported claims about FBI involvement in January 6th Capitol
riot.
What does it say about Ray Epps?
The conspiracy centers around Ray Epps reportedly in Arizona, man, who said he traveled to Washington
D.C. for former President Donald Trump to rally outside, which began shortly after a mob.
So they they're just full of poo poo.
Meanwhile, people are still in prison.
A year later.
Yeah, later.
I don't get that.
How charges.
How people can be using lasers to blind federal officers, taking a fire, you know, crackers
and and rockets and Portland, Portland and, you know, just yeah, just abusing the whole
region and, you know, breaking into small businesses and just causing billions of dollars
in damage.
Mayhem mayhem mayhem.
Just chaos.
But yet these guys, one of them is like a grandma.
Oh, yeah.
She just happened to go there to support Trump, I think.
And she got, you know, you know, like when you we've seen the video at some point, they
opened up the doors and the officers were kind of like inviting them in.
And so people.
Yeah.
Like regular people like grandmas and stuff were walking in and they were staying, staying
between the stanchions and looking at the paintings and they were in total awe.
And then there there's an exchange between a Capitol Police officer inside the building
and and and he's chatting.
He's chatting with the people that are standing there.
And he goes and they're like, wow, this is amazing.
He goes, it is, isn't it?
And he goes, but you know, this is a sacred area.
You guys mind not not not being in here.
And they're like, oh, OK, OK.
Does that sound like a fucking insurrection to you?
No, it it.
The whole thing was weird.
The dude with the fucking pelt and the blue and white face.
Oh, they look at that guy.
Yeah.
And he's just a harmless idiot.
Well, he was in which, by the way, it is an insurrection.
That's what they're calling it.
And guess how many people have been charged with insurrection?
Probably zero, zero.
Zero.
Yeah.
What about the guy that threw the book at?
So that guy that threw the book at allegedly not charges of insurrection or try to say
that they they they allegedly threw the book at.
He allegedly was part of many groups for many riots.
Was he a professional protestor?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's just a no, they know.
No, no, no, no.
He's a Trump rallyer.
He's never been convicted of anything violent.
But they found pictures of him at some of the I thought they found pictures of him with
the like in an antifa events and stuff.
No, no, no, no, no.
That guy's he's a psycho Trump Trump supporter, but he's been at a bunch of rallies.
He's like a like a groupie almost.
Right.
Interesting.
But he's not violent.
He would just he just got wrapped up in the moment like the rest of all.
Oh, he's a complete moron.
Oh, so while they were walking in there and that guy was explaining, hey, look, this is
this is a really important place, sacred.
There was a guy that was laying on the ground in front of the booth where they speak.
So whenever you see video of the dude with the horn and the guy talking to him and the
camera scans to the to the right, this guy laying there, he's not dead, but he was shot
or something and he had something going on where he was shot in the arm or something
where he was he was alive in the chamber inside right there.
I wish I vaguely I saw vaguely saw the story on it.
I don't remember exactly where it could have been.
Tick tock.
I'm not saying it was false, but they were interviewing them later on as is.
Yeah, I was just laying there because I was I was in so much pain.
I couldn't freaking move.
I had a cramp.
Yeah.
I had to get down to rest.
I had a charley horse.
So too much than ran.
So I hate to play this card, but but so that was a black officer that shot a white woman,
right?
That was Ashley Babbitt.
Correct.
And had that been opposite, right?
Had that been a man shot by a white officer?
Would that have been an issue?
Probably not.
Trump Trump Trump's all of that.
I know because they're still deplorable.
Yes.
But I mean, had that been a black man that was shot, it still would would not have mattered.
Correct.
Because he was a Trump supporter.
Correct.
OK, I'm 100 percent.
That's what I think.
Interesting.
Because it's not true that black lives matter.
It's black lives matter that certain lives like help help your narrative.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's certain black lives, certain black lives.
Not all the all the kids conservative Trump supporting black.
All the murderers that are happening in Chicago.
Those lives don't matter.
Right.
I'm saying those Chicago needs to get their shit together.
You know, I'll tell you one thing that Trump did that I was a huge fan of is that he had
he had thrown five hundred or fifty.
I don't know.
There were federal officers that he I think it's 50.
He put 50 federal officers into Chicago really to to help with the gang violence and the
guns and just kind of needed.
He just peppered them in there.
Pardon.
They needed up there.
Bad.
Desperately.
But they they took them out, you know, but that's what he did because, you know, the
mayor freaked out and the governor freaked out after Trump was in office.
Get your stormtroopers out of here.
Yeah, whatever.
That's what they said in I'm sure.
I'm sure the people appreciated it.
Outside of the thugs.
I'm sure the people that just live their lives, they probably welcomed that.
They were like, thank God for Trump.
Is exactly what they probably said.
Vote for Lightfoot.
Right.
Gordon Lightfoot.
God, isn't her term up soon?
I don't know.
It seems to be going on for a long time.
They have 100 year terms.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, New York, they got a new mayor in New York.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy about this Chicago situation?
So the mayor was it Lori, Lori Lightfoot?
Yeah.
So you see how she's squabbling with the teachers union, teachers union.
Right.
And it's interesting because, like up until this point, everything she's ever stood for
is wacko.
Right.
Completely wacko.
And then suddenly, the teachers, they go on striker or say they're not going to go to
school online only, because they're on it's unsafe for them.
And then she steps up.
It's interesting how she has is stepping up for a cause that is traditionally conservative.
And it kind of it kind of shows it paints her in a different light.
Does that make sense?
That's what I'm saying.
Right.
Well, then you got to really think, all right, well, is she real or she just trying to get
reelected?
I think she's furious.
I think that teacher union is shooting themselves in the foot.
Oh, she is furious with the teachers union.
Yeah.
Well, it's just she's not allowing them to log in to get paid.
That's right.
They accused her of that.
Yeah.
So they can't log in to get paid.
They have to physically log in in order to get paid.
You know, this is a city coming apart at the seams.
I mean, it's that's why you see a bunch of folks leaving Chicago and Illinois.
Illinois is a bad state.
Bad, bad state to live in financially.
I don't know about just like life, but just barely.
It's like it's all the Democrat cities are having exodus going on.
Well, it is California, Chicago, Barack Obama, New York.
You hear about you haul.
He asked you haul.
They went on a trunks.
Yes.
What?
I mean, so they're always looking for indicators on who's coming and who's going.
Right.
And so they I guess they were asking you haul like how are things going?
And they're like, leaving in droves out of California, out of California, leaving in
droves.
Wow.
Yeah.
So they're having to they're having the curry trucks back to back to California.
Yeah.
Wherever they're going, they're going to leave them there.
Right.
They're not going back.
Yeah.
You say, I'm going to return my truck now.
It's a one way.
You don't do that.
You don't drive from like California to Texas and then take it back.
You drive back and then fly back.
Just to get your to get the better deal.
Correct.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It is crazy, but they're all coming to Texas.
Did you see Facebook?
Corporate is building their largest corporate office in Texas.
I know.
Austin.
Down in Austin.
Yes.
It's still Texas.
It is, but it almost isn't like I think liberals like I think that's the only place where liberals
probably feel safe.
Yeah.
And it's not going to say safe.
I'm going to say safest because Dallas is liberal.
Houston is liberal.
San Antonio is liberal.
Austin is all mega liberal, a mega ultra uber liberal.
But I think if you're if you believe, believe that Texas is evil and you've heard all the
rumors about Austin, you go to Austin.
I'm going to be by my like kind.
I'm going to be with my brethren.
100 percent.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
I am.
It's unfortunate because it's pretty, pretty close.
I'm not a huge fan of this.
This is this lifestyle that they're they're bringing on on this with this whole 10 city
program and the lack of control.
I don't understand how come they can't connect the dots that says my state turned to shit
because of A, B, C and D. Let me move over here.
Oh, well, that's that's I want a someone else wants B.
Next thing you know, you got A, B, C and D here with that bullshit.
Then you're ruining another state.
So I don't understand how they can't connect the dots.
I do.
So how do you how do you handle that as a as a community?
Let's just say you have a park.
Texas way open season.
Yeah, dude, I mean, you're not going to get an argument for me.
I mean, I'll I'll whatever.
No, I wouldn't.
I would you'd install your little minigun urinator on your car and shoot like, yeah.
Well, I would.
Well, so yeah, that is like the water cannon, the water cannon.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Like the little spritzing machines people have like outside their house.
That's probably has some merit out of the Austin.
Oh, you know, all we need to do is wait six months for a crazier world.
And suddenly Sean's ideas start to sound plausible.
Mad Max philosophy.
Put some blades on the wheels.
Mad Max.
Welcome to Mad Sean's world.
Well, I think it's a good idea.
I think everyone should carry a Hornet killer raid can in your car.
What would that do to somebody's face?
Probably blind.
You know, it doesn't matter.
But because I think it would be somebody's look, I'm not telling you guys to use it.
I'm just saying, look, in a life or death circumstance and it's you and a bunch of.
Just by bears.
That are that shit that fires like 30 feet.
What if you have this hornet spray?
What if you have a spray bottle of blue note and just that would turn to right into their
eyes.
They would be open in their mouth.
No, they wouldn't.
They're all pansies.
They're like dudes.
Yet another reason we don't have a camera like us.
They're going to be like my eyes.
He makes me feel like that's Pervin.
You fool.
Oh, it tastes really good.
You can lick your face.
That's the problem.
We spray it.
We're like we go.
We go lick them.
They start spraying your mouth.
They start freebasing it.
That's not red poison.
That's blue note shit.
No.
So the hornet spray, I mean, get some of that spray in your car.
You know, I mean, I'm telling you, it's it's.
The foaming kind.
It's like stick to their face.
Well, whatever the shit that squirts like 25 feet.
These are acid attacks.
You can't do that.
You know what?
If it's between you and living.
And you know, and some folks don't believe in in having a sidearm.
And frankly, look, here's the thing.
If you if you have a sidearm, I would feel comfortable shooting a bunch of people.
I mean, look, honestly, I wouldn't feel comfortable shooting a bunch of people.
Yeah, I mean, either.
I mean, so if you have an alternative, I'll spray it with napalm.
Well, I mean, look, that's and I don't know.
Jelly, jellied gas.
It's like 80 people on fire.
Yeah.
Burn, burn.
I can't show the white phosphorus.
Those are the other podcasts we're talking about.
I wanted to take my windshield wiper spritzer and I wanted to put like some what is the
pepper spray?
I wanted to put pepper spray in my windshield wiper spray and then just redirect the spray
of the windshield wipers, how it sprays out and just kind of like strategically place them
in the front or the side of the cars.
So they can't really see it coming out, but they like feel it.
Well, yeah.
And they're like, where are you coming from?
I don't get it.
That's a big spray, but it's like, but what if your what if your windshield gets murky
and you need to?
Well, maybe you just buy an additional windshield wiper system and you know, or you have one
of those really like an additional system.
Yeah.
You can't be a normal water on your.
Yeah.
You don't touch your windshield wipers.
You just use because I would imagine Mase gets sticky and smeary.
Please don't make that hand gesture.
I think it gets a stroke.
He's the reason why we don't have video.
That's exactly what I mean.
Between you filleting the microphone and you stroking.
Oh, good grief.
And you having cerebral palsy over there.
What that?
Yeah.
All of us are reasons why we don't have a camera.
Multiple podcasts where I was asking you if you were having a stroke based on what you
were doing with your face.
So whatever.
I was thinking what an arch of tooth has looked like.
Oh, well, that's the reason why your face looked like that.
So anyways, the spritzing thing.
So what else would you need in a car to protect yourself?
I mean, because look, some of these antifa folk, they are showing up with, you know,
they've got a little riot gear.
Is there a way to as a key chain?
It's got a glass breaker.
It's got a whistle.
Yep.
And you know, they've got stuff that they're ready when they come up on your car.
They're not going to be they're going to be banging.
They're going to not ship.
I'm trying to say they're going to use that glass breaker.
They're going to pop your glass.
It's going to break.
They have no defense.
They're going to throw an egg in the Middle Ages.
They dumped boiling oil.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's called your foot on the gas.
Lauren it.
Yeah.
Well, what if you can't go anywhere?
What if it taxes?
I think you're allowed to do that now.
Right.
Well, hold on.
What if there's a car in front of you in the car behind you?
Oh, dude.
Push them out of the way.
Yeah.
That's why Jeff drives a fucking tank.
Nice.
I have I have a jetto.
Go over you.
How would you have?
I'm talking about me in that situation.
You have an ex.
I've got a car for me.
I'm like, yeah, bust your way out.
They got a very beefy expedition.
You go.
I go nowhere with a towing package.
Yeah.
Oh, the expedition.
Yes.
Oh, I'll destroy everyone.
That thing's like a like a what do you call those?
They put a gap cattle guard in the front.
It's a monster truck monster truck.
Yeah, I got a monster.
I wouldn't you know, it's just these are some really rough times now.
And look, they're not going to get better.
We're becoming more and more divided at the left and the right.
It's getting it's getting ugly.
And I blame Congress.
I blame social media.
Who are we going?
What are we going to do to correct this?
How are we going to course correct the division in this country?
And everyone's talking about it.
I think it's going to be generational.
It's not going to happen anytime soon.
I think it's going to come to a point where we were like, yeah, fuck it.
Actually, I think the only thing I think you're right is some it's a distant future.
And it's something back in the 60s.
But it's also something that unites the country.
Right.
There has to be an event that that unites the country.
And I hate to say this, but usually it's war.
Correct.
Or something really, really bad.
Right.
It's like it's like something happens against America where everybody doesn't matter who
you are.
Oh, like Greece, like the covid vaccine.
9-11.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Everybody agrees about the covid vaccine.
No, no, no, what I'm saying is that maybe it's going to come out that this covid vaccine
is all a farce and it's just spiked protein.
How are you going to convince one hundred and twenty million people that all when they
die, oh, when they die in five years?
Wow, that's more.
But that is the that is the the catalyst behind a drive like that.
Yeah.
Is that oh, my God, this shit happened.
Well, if this happens, then the US pretty much stops.
Well, we're half of the population dies.
God, imagine that.
If probably more.
Well, they're saying also the CDC came out earlier this week and they said that of all
the I don't remember, they said the deaths.
I don't know the number.
I'm going to say a million, even though that's not the number.
I think the number is like 800,000, something like that.
They said 75 percent of that.
Those people were already sick of something else.
Right.
It wasn't covid.
They didn't die of covid.
So that means we said that.
Yeah, we know we said that, but we knew it is starting to finally come out and they're
starting starting to admit it begrudgingly, though.
Yeah.
And it's not getting posted anywhere.
People aren't seeing it on the networks because they're kind of like, yeah.
The reason why CDC is coming out there saying this is because they want both Biden or Joe
Biden's numbers to go down.
Right.
And they're like, oh, well, we need the real numbers to come out now.
Now that Trump's not in office.
Guys, I've told you this.
Like, let's imagine it goes bad.
Right.
And the vaccine doesn't work, which we're starting to realize.
People are starting to realize they're like, you told us to go get vaccinated and Omicron
and I got it three times blew this shit out of the water.
And now it's spreading faster in vaccinated communities than it is in unvaccinated communities.
Right.
So I mean, I don't think people I think the smart not the smart people, the the people
that have pulled the wools from their eyes, they see it.
But the people who keep watching CNN and keep watching MSNBC and just sit there going, what
do we need to what do I need to learn?
Well, there's people out there who who are way over the top where they where they wrap
themselves in plastic in order to see their grandkids.
Right.
What?
Oh, yeah.
I don't think I've ever seen a video of a bunch of Asian kids and they were all wearing
these little moon outfits.
They had a little backpack on them and they were literally in like hazmat suits.
They were in like these little blow up hazmat suits.
They were like they were like 100 kids and they're all like, oh, do it.
They're all talking.
That's the generation that's going to be screwed.
I know.
It's not going to bother us or our kids.
It's going to be the three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
My wife said that that they're finding that these kids are two years behind.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to screw with the kids.
You know, you know, I'm glad our kids are not.
You know what?
Really, really, really grinds my gears.
Listen, Kamala Harris.
What really fucking irritates the shit out of me.
Adam Schiff, you have you have a value of something, right?
What?
Like a dollar value.
A dollar.
It's worth a dollar.
Let's start with a dollar.
Yeah.
So if I have a dollar and all of a sudden that dollar becomes unique and now someone
if I I bought tickets.
To the the playoff game for this coming weekend.
Yeah, I think you have reflux because of this.
Listen, what happens is here's what's so disturbing.
OK.
And I blame Ticketmaster.
You went and bought a ticket.
I blame Ticketmaster.
I blame that the program is flawed.
OK, you because look, when I understand tickets cost a lot.
OK, you're going to a stadium.
You're going to a premium game.
You got to pay a premium price.
OK, I get it.
But I think it should be illegal for folks to go in there and buy all the tickets, scalpers,
buy all the tickets and then resell them.
So I go to Ticketmaster and I buy the tickets.
OK, let's say I buy the tickets are on sale at 12 midnight.
All right.
At 12 midnight point.
Oh one.
Yeah.
You know, boom, they're all bought.
Well, yeah, you don't have one of those automated.
So the point my making is that I think it should be illegal.
It should be.
I think they try to stop that.
Well, they're they're failing.
So whatever they're doing is fucked up.
Well, you know what?
They're not trying to stop it.
No, they're not.
Because here's the deal.
It's not that hard to stop that.
When you when you go to Ticketmaster and you want to buy a ticket, they says, hey, look,
this ticket was already purchased, but they're reselling it.
They don't want the ticket.
They're going to resell it.
But they're going to sell it at this price.
And now you're stuck with that price.
So you go out and you're shopping and you're like, oh, my God, what the fuck is up with
that?
That's fucked up.
Yeah, it is.
Well, people do it to make money.
They do it to make money.
You know what?
That is not the business to be doing that.
I mean, it's it's fucked up.
And you know what?
Shame on Ticketmaster for doing that.
And you know, shame on them.
Yeah, I think that if you purchase the price at let's say if it's worth a dollar and you
say, hey, I bought that a dollar.
Guess what?
You can't sit at that seat.
I think the original purchaser has to has to has to sit in that seat.
That's it.
That would solve the problem.
Can't resell it is what you can.
Yeah, you can't resell it.
So you get sick or get caught out of town.
You can refund it or you can get refunded.
I have a solution.
You can resell it at same price.
Same price.
Yeah.
Ticket value or you cannot ticket.
You can't sell more than the ticket price, at least on the website.
Yeah.
Now, if somebody wants to go out to other places and and and you know, yeah, that that
opens up the third market that was fucked up.
So, you know, I love StubHub and all those we got talking about.
We went to dinner.
It was one of my my daughter's birthday.
And we went to dinner and we started talking about the game and stuff.
Oh, would that be kind of cool to go?
And then all of a sudden, boom, I got a hard on and and now I'm going to the game.
And you were drunk.
And so now you have eighty seven hundred dollars in tickets.
Well, I'm going to the game.
I'm taking the plan was for me to buy like I think the producer has said he thinks he
he fell asleep.
So the the the plan was to buy like four or five tickets.
You know, that was the plan was to buy four or five tickets.
Pretty sure.
See if you can look up what scalp to tickets cost to go to the playoff games to to.
But the plan was to buy more because I wanted you know, my dad was going to go.
I was going to get a bunch of people.
Austin was going to go.
Right.
And then they were so expensive.
I had to do a credit check.
You see, man sample, we need your social security number.
Yeah.
Why?
I'm just trying to buy tickets to a football game.
So it was how much were they?
So for two tickets was like fourteen thirty something.
You know, what about after tax and all the stupid fees?
Take a master has.
Yeah, they have a lot of extra fees in the processing fee.
I haven't found out the eight hundred after the fee.
I haven't.
I don't know the total price on it, but it turns out that it's going to be we bought
a total of four.
So it's basically my my brother in law and his son and me and my and my oldest son are
going to go president.
I sold some for one hundred seventy seven bucks.
What did you get for that?
Yeah.
I mean, look at those tickets there.
Oh, no, those are people that actually work.
Really?
You know, when you walk up and down the aisles with the beer.
That's how you pay eight hundred bucks to get into the stadium and then you have to
work.
Yeah.
Go up to the very top row.
How about you?
Those?
Is this a world?
Yes.
You know, fuck Jerry world.
So we are we are on do you see the four hundreds right there?
That's not bad.
Oh, no, it's the small one.
So they have the nosebleeds.
Yeah.
And then you have that little section there.
We're in the little section.
OK.
How much is a standing room only?
I don't know.
On the ends right there.
Click on that.
Those are miserable, though.
I mean, you got to get there.
It's crazy early to stand at the front of the rail.
Standing room only one hundred seventy seven dollars.
Yeah.
And then you're six people deep.
Screw that.
It's retarded.
I'll be at my home being able to shit in my own toilet drinking my own beer.
Especially when you're high enough, when you're high enough at this stadium, you can't even
see the field because you're the you look at the TV.
Yeah.
The gigantic TV TV is impressive.
Oh, it's very impressive.
I mean, wow.
I've been there.
I watched a preseason Titans game.
I was there for the game where Jeff Fischer had a major issue with the TV, the big TV
and all that.
Well, he thought it was a distraction or something.
Yeah.
He just thought it was obnoxious and a distraction.
Who's Jeff Fischer?
He was a coach of the Titans.
And so he told him.
Fucked him.
Well, hold on.
So he told the Titans punter to hit it.
And he did.
I was there.
The Titans punter kicked the punt and it hit the scoreboard.
Yeah.
Because he was trying to make a point.
You mean the TV?
No, you want it was a scoreboard and TV.
Right.
It's the whole thing that hangs over the.
Yeah, it's the whole thing.
They end up based on that.
And another punter, they ended up painstakingly extremely high price.
They end up raising.
Well, and that was that was Jeff Fischer was trying to make the point that is too low.
It's too obnoxious.
It's too obstructive.
And so, yeah, he told the punter to hit it.
He did.
So they raised it.
They raised it.
They did raise it.
Yeah.
And it cost a lot of money, man.
I don't know how much it costs, but it cost a lot of money.
I'm pretty sure Jerry can afford it.
Well, it's amazing.
I mean, Jerry probably convinced the well, no, no shit.
Yeah, he raised another bond, more bonds to TV raising.
That's amazing how he's able to manipulate the Arlington tip for them to drum up the
money to pay for that.
Yeah, it was like a billion dollars.
Is that it?
Well, I mean, and that's not what Arlington came up with, but the stadium was a billion
dollars.
So they have which is like a third of what they're going for now.
But they've got like the Las Vegas one.
Make it stop.
How much was Vegas?
It's like two or three billion dollars.
No, no, no, no, it can't be.
And the one in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
But they have also out there the new Texas Stadium.
Is that one?
The Texas Rangers Stadium.
Texas Rangers baseball.
Yeah, the base.
I didn't I didn't find anything wrong with the old one.
I thought it was beautiful.
It was hot as fuck.
Oh, it's a dome.
Well, the new one.
Yeah, the new one.
But the old one, the old one was actually a really kickass design.
You know, it was all it was old design, old school looking.
And it was the architectural was beautiful.
Right.
Absolutely stunning.
But it was so hot.
I mean, the sun was just on you.
It was just they were like, what are you doing?
You were more interested on selling your design than you were on the function of what this
thing was going to be doing.
Did you forget you're in Texas?
You idiot.
Yeah.
You could have aimed at the other direction, too.
You know, you idiot.
So you bought tickets already, even though you don't know who you're playing.
I'm playing the San Francisco 49ers.
Dallas Cowboys.
Oh, that's right.
You're not the number one seed.
So my sister and I want to go to the Titans game, but we don't know who they play.
Because we're the number one seed.
We have a bye.
Here we go.
So we're the team that is so good that I don't even know who the Bengals are playing.
Who are the Bengals playing?
Since 90 Bengals playoff.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, they're playing the Raiders.
Oh, they are?
Yeah.
So that's the least.
That can't be right.
I'm pretty sure.
The bottom seed should play the top seed, which is the Chiefs.
Chiefs are playing the Raiders.
Pretty sure.
No, no, no.
Go to NFL playoffs.
The Chiefs.
It's right there.
January 15th, the Raiders.
So who are the Chiefs playing?
All the, I'm sorry.
The Chiefs are playing the Steelers.
The Steelers, the Squealers.
Because they're the shittiest team and they shouldn't be there.
No, they shouldn't.
They shouldn't be there.
I'm sorry.
They shouldn't.
They suck and they're going to get crushed.
Well, you say that, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
They're going to get crushed.
Well, you say that until they win.
No, they're not.
They're not beating the Chiefs.
Really?
And you know what?
I'm going to beat this kind of a snarky comment.
So this is, what's his name?
Last year.
Ben Rothstein.
Good riddance.
Yeah.
I never, ever liked him.
I think his stigma is going to follow him forever.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
He's a rapist.
Yeah, he's a rapist.
Well, hold on.
He's a rapist.
We don't know what he was doing.
Oh, I know for a fact what he was going.
He was a rapist.
Do you think he was getting a BJ?
He came to Christ later and that's great.
That's great.
Was he?
Because he had security guards out in the hallway.
He posted people in the hallway.
I think it was a, I think it was like a, what do you call it?
When all the girls get together and they all go out.
It was a bachelorette party.
And one of them got separated from the group.
And he had her back in a bathroom down the hallway and the rest of the group was concerned
and they tried to come down there and check on her and his posse blocked him.
And he raped her.
Did they go to court over that?
No, nothing.
No charges, nothing.
Nothing happened.
Nothing.
No consequences.
That's what I have an issue with.
Yeah, but still, I mean, I don't want to look, I don't like the guy and I agree with you
a thousand percent.
However, how do you know?
Because that's what she said and that's what her friend said.
And I believe it.
Well, first of all, her friends were back there, so they didn't see it.
Yeah, but they couldn't go back there.
Girls are conniving.
Why would that be?
Girls are conniving.
And they couldn't go back there.
Well, dude, look, they didn't want to be cock-blocked.
So he didn't want to be cock-blocked.
So he kind of like, you know, he's like, keep him out of it.
Look, my point is, is that-
Are you defending Bill Cosby too?
Why would I?
No.
Harvey Weinstein?
Oh, yeah.
Well, how do you feel about Harvey?
Epstein?
How do you feel about, yeah, how do you feel about Jeffrey Epstein?
Oh.
I heard Epstein like to bite the girls' lips.
Like to little girls?
Well, whatever girl he was banging at the time.
Well, that's what they were saying.
That was like the signature thing.
That's what they were saying?
Yeah.
That's what most of the ladies would say.
Just like they were saying that he wouldn't let the girls go down the hall to save their
girlfriend from being raped by Ben Roth.
Well, I mean, they weren't saying that Epstein raped them.
He was saying that when he was, you know, coming that he would like bite the lip at
the time.
Wow.
When he was doing it.
What?
Such graphic.
That was very graphic.
He was actually, he could have been more graphic.
So I'm actually going to just, I'm going to take that win.
Look.
I'm going to take that win.
Look, look, look.
I don't want to rehash this thing.
Maybe if the producer could pull up something about the Ben Roth story.
No.
In the rape.
Because he's moved on.
Everybody else has apparently moved on.
The NFL certainly never did.
A lot of people have.
What about that girl?
I will never.
Did she receive anything?
Oh, I'm sure she got some payoff because she wasn't getting anything else.
Well, do you think that's what it was all about?
They weren't pursuing criminal charges.
Well if they're not pursuing criminal charges, don't you, do you really think they'd let
them off?
You think this is some sort of white privilege thing?
It's just like Ray Lewis.
Yes.
Are you an idiot?
He's a prominent.
So is that Ray Lewis, the one that knocked his bitch out in the elevator?
No, that was Ray Rice.
Yeah.
Only because they have video.
Guys, if there's no video proof, these people get off.
Yeah, they do.
I mean, Ben Rothesberger, are you kidding me?
Uh, yeah.
We have an issue with this.
Ben Watson has 20, over 20 women accusing him of sexual assault charges?
No.
Kicked off the team?
No.
Traded?
Traded.
He's still making millions.
Millions.
Now, is there video proof?
No.
But there is of the guy who speeded guy the Raiders.
All the people that have action taken against them, irrefutable evidence.
Right.
Video proof.
Like J. Gruden, John Gruden.
His emails.
Emails.
Who was the chief's running back?
They ended up going to the Browns.
Kareem Holt.
Marcus.
He had video proof.
It's like Marcus Allen.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, it's Ray Rice.
Ray Rice.
That was a bad one.
Bad one.
That was bad.
He knocked her out.
Punched her in the face, knocked her out.
Well, she should have stopped.
She should have dragged her.
She kept fucking nagging him.
I know.
She would have been, eee, eee, eee, bitch, shut up, bap.
Yeah.
I thought the same thing.
You don't hit them.
Really?
Well, you know what?
Quit being a retard.
No.
You don't hit them.
And she's stuck behind him.
100%.
She knew she was wrong.
Oh, when they were charging him, she was like, I'm not pressing charges.
And the police were like, well, we are.
And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not.
Well, the police can without her.
I deserved it.
Huh?
She was saying I deserved it.
I guess the police can without her, right?
They did.
Because there's video proof, right?
Video proof.
Irrefutable proof.
Right.
Otherwise, these people get off scot-free.
It's just like Aaron Hernandez, the tight end for the Patriots.
He's gay, isn't he?
Yeah, I guess what it turned out to be.
Oh, they made a movie out of this, didn't they?
It was a documentary.
Yeah.
A documentary.
Yeah.
So, Dawson was watching that.
We were in the car.
I think we were driving to Colorado.
And he takes out his ear pods.
And I knew he had been listening to that.
And he goes, Dad.
I go, what, what?
Dad.
He goes, Aaron Hernandez is the biggest moron ever.
Like, he made it so easy to get caught.
Right.
He was just an idiot.
And he had Dawson.
No, he thought that he's gotten away with it forever.
He thought he was going to continue to get ready.
Dawson couldn't believe how stupid he was.
Get away with what?
Murder.
So, did he shoot somebody, like, in a club?
I don't know where he did.
There was a few of them that he got in trouble for.
But he got arrested for shooting his, I don't know if it was his brother-in-law.
I don't know.
Or something like that.
Oh, that's what it was.
His brother-in-law, he...
Found out he was gay.
Right.
So, the American player Aaron Hernandez received a life sentence for murdering his friend,
Odin Loyd, in 2013.
After he committed suicide in his jail cell in 2017, he was revealed to have been suffering
from a degenerative brain disease, CTE.
What is CTE?
Yeah, but there's so much more than that.
Because, first of all, his friend, I mean, Odin Loyd...
Cranial traumatic injury.
I have no idea what that means.
Okay, if they're giving him a pass for being a murderer because he has CTE from football,
give me information.
Chronic traumatic...
Well, I mean, it is Duck Duck Go, and they kind of shoot straight, so...
Okay.
You know, but...
They're just not censoring information.
It doesn't mean it's true.
What?
Duck Duck Go.
Well, he had a relationship with his brother-in-law.
And his brother-in-law was the one that he murdered, right?
Oh, they were gay lovers?
No, they were not.
I think his brother, from what the documentary said, I think his brother-in-law found out.
That he's a gay lover person?
I thought they were bumping ding-dongs.
No.
Ding-dongs?
Well, whatever.
They were doing stuff together.
Yeah, well, Aaron had a boyfriend.
They were sleeving?
Outside of his wife.
They were what?
Sleeving.
Explain.
In sleeving?
What is that?
Explain.
What do you mean, explain?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
I don't understand.
Yeah, Paul, why don't you enlighten the listeners here.
Based on the pictures that Jeff sent me...
Oh, no!
I'm not involved in this.
Okay, I'm not going to explain it because I'm still undergoing treatment for the picture
you sent me.
Yeah, so Paul...
I believe that was Sean.
No, no.
Jeff had sent a picture that there were two penises that were uncircumcised.
One of the penises was inside the other circumcision sleeve.
So it's like one circumcision went and rolled over the other penis.
So they were both in the sleeve.
It was kind of like a big snake eating another snake.
Kind of.
Like a big anaconda eating a water moccasin.
Like an earthworm.
It was disgusting.
Well, Paul was talking about the one where you wanted to use for our album cover.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, God.
That was the two penises scissoring.
No, that...
Look, that was horrible.
That was where these guys had taken their penis and they slid it.
Can you imagine the head slit symmetrically down the middle?
Imagine two eels.
And then it opened up and looked like a Pac-Man.
Yeah, imagine two eels with their mouths open.
I'm not going to imagine that.
And they're French kissing.
That was bad.
That's when we were trying to come up with a main cover of our band.
That was his idea, an album cover?
No.
What?
I believe so.
You wanted that to be...
Oh, well, that's band names.
Was it like...
Band names.
Was it called throat vomit?
What was it?
Dick vomit?
I don't know.
Cock scissor.
God, what do we call that?
Cock vomit?
Cock vomit.
I don't know.
We've had so many bad band names over the years.
I don't think I was there for that.
Oh, you were there.
What are you talking about?
You weren't there.
You were an active participant.
You were like the one pushing the whole thing.
Yeah, you really were.
No.
You were like, hey, guys, let's come up with the most inappropriate band names.
Did you were like Ross Perot with your charts and your fucking little screens and you're
like, we went this direction that we go there.
After four hours, you're in the top 10.
But I think it just shows.
No shit.
Wouldn't be prudent.
All right.
Moving on.
Anyway, we're talking about Aaron Hernandez, whatever.
Have you watched the documentary?
No, but you did.
It's interesting.
I heard it.
You did.
What did happen?
Was it like, you were like, you know, you're going to be the top 10?
I heard it.
You did.
What did happen?
Was he banging his brother-in-law?
No, no, that never came up there.
It was a childhood friend.
God.
When they were growing up, they became lovers and all the way through college and in the
pros and so he was banging them the whole time.
Is that Florida?
Apparently.
Interesting.
He was a closet, a closet, a closet guy.
That's a big closet.
Those are big dudes.
He was a big dude.
Yeah, he's a big tight end.
You know what?
Not very tight is what you're saying, right?
So that makes, that reminds me, that reminds me.
No, no, no, no, I'm going to pass.
All right.
So, what?
What just happened?
I don't know.
That was Sean's butthole.
No, it was not.
It was a recreation from Paul.
You know what?
I am going to tell this story because I think it spans time.
So, my mom went to UCLA.
Okay.
No, UC Berkeley.
Is that the same thing?
No.
It doesn't have to do with the sleeve or anything.
Check this out.
Your mom.
So, my mom went to that college.
She was a photographer.
No, she was a zoologist of all things and she actually worked in the lab with Carl Sagan
and he was a total smelly asshole.
Sticky, huh?
And my mom was head of the lab and Carl Sagan didn't, he was a total chauvinist and wouldn't
listen to anything my mom said and he was a total a-hole to her.
She kicked him out.
That's a little side, a little side note.
Well, I mean, it's academia.
Nobody gets kicked out of anything.
Yeah, but Carl Sagan, isn't the one that was like-
Get out of my lab, you smelly-
It's like Google and billions, billions, billions of stars.
Oh, yeah.
And my mom's like, what an asshole.
And how many zeros does it take?
What an asshole.
Is it Google?
Google is actually a quantitative number, isn't it?
Oh, like it's like an actual number that represents-
Yeah, Carl Sagan came up with the word Google.
It was Google was like a-
No, it didn't.
Hold on.
This is what I thought I understood is that I thought Carl Sagan said that there was a
number-
Look at you.
It's a Google.
They spell it differently.
They do.
The number 10 raised to the power of 100-
And it's literally Google.
It's Google.
Right now, it's Google.
Look at you.
I'm impressed, Sean.
Google.
It's not Google, but it's Google.
Oh, do that again.
Google.
Geez.
You know what?
I got a Google-
I thought it was Google.
I know of a Google reasons for why blah, blah, blah.
The 10 raised, and that was Carl Sagan.
Well, I don't know if Carl Sagan came up with it, but he did mention it.
A cardinal number.
What's a cardinal number?
You know, I've heard that before.
Cardinal number represented as one followed by 100 zeros.
A cardinal number is one-
That's an exponent.
That's kind of strange.
A number such as 311 or 412.
Used in counting to indicate quantity but not order.
Okay.
Kind of like myriad.
Okay, we got sidetracked with the Carl Sagan thing.
Okay, so this is odd.
So the examples of cardinal numbers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14-
Suddenly now Sean is interested in math.
You got us on Carl Sagan and the smelly bubble.
Okay.
All right, we'll back up, back up, back up.
So anyway, so he was-
So my mom's at UC Berkeley.
He was a stinky person.
Your mom's at UCLA.
She loves stinky-
No, UC Berkeley.
Is that the same thing?
Oh, UC Berkeley?
So she was at the liberals' school.
Yes.
Oh, god.
She was at UC Berkeley.
She was there to get a master's in zoology.
What the hell?
Right?
Anyway, anyway-
Study zoos.
No, that would be micro-biology.
Zoology has a zoo in it.
Be quiet.
It's the little like-
Like little-
Flagellums?
They're microscopic shit.
Parameciums?
Is that what zoology is?
Hydras?
I don't know.
Anyway, so my mom's at UC Berkeley.
She's a student at UC Berkeley.
I don't know.
Anyway, so my mom was not- I don't want to say a partier, but she-
Paul's dick?
Amoeba?
Wow.
She used- There we go.
See?
They've got pictures of zoology stuff.
No, that's microorganism.
What are you doing?
Why are you looking up zoology?
Hold on.
This is probiotics.
What are you looking up?
What is our producer doing?
But what is zoology?
Is this studying animals in zoos?
What does he do over there?
No, it has nothing to do with zoos.
What's in the word?
And here you are looking up phytoplankton.
I'm asking you to look up zoology.
Z-O-O-L-O.
There you go.
What's zoology?
All right.
The study of zoos.
A branch of biology that studies the animal kingdom, including the structure, embryology,
evolution, classification, habits.
So this is all zoos.
So it's all animals.
It's not just little microscopic-
So what do you think zoos come from?
Oh, be quiet.
Well, I'm sure it does.
Zoology.
I'm sure it does, but it's not a person who-
Studies zoos?
Well, it's the collection of animals.
What are you doing here?
I'm here to study the zoo.
I'm here to- I'm a master at the study of zoos.
And by the way, this popcorn stand shouldn't be here.
Right?
And the gift store is about 20 feet too far to the left.
Your ticket prices are 10% too high.
Yes.
I study zoos.
I enjoy going to the zoo.
Okay.
God Almighty.
You know, I enjoy going down the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the-
The zoo.
And, you know, there are zoos here a couple of decades or something.
Basically, zoos, zoos are these artifacts that are collected, dys nordic, thematic, the
uvula, the Chry Hannim, and all the other artifacts,uguese and
No
UC Berkeley she went out to a party and she was like like she was single right happy, you know college kid
You're like beautiful. My mom was beautiful and she's at this party and like all these hot hot big guys
Right and fat or like football players football player guys and they were football players attractive
Would you say hot you mean like they were sweating they were no they were attractive and my mom was like whoa
Look at these guys and somebody tells her. Yeah, this is a gay party. Oh
Really and she's like in her literally her words were what a waste
So my point is so Carl Sagan was hanging out with a gay party Carl Sagan was not at that party
Nor nor would he been invited
Anyway, he smelled he smelled and he was a geek. He's a nerdy geek, right?
These were hot football players and my mom was like whoa
I want to like, you know date these 12 was a gay party. Why was she there?
Well, she that doesn't mean they were gay, right?
Well, who knows right there could have been one or two, but does that mean all she was okay?
I'm just saying that was my mom's takeaway. She found out that these hunky manly man. So the football team were gay
We're not all of them. But the
What you want ones there were gay and she was like my god UC Berkeley
Well, they didn't say spend their time showering together. Oh look at this
John good. So oh they start out playing football straight. They're always hitting each other. That's a nice place back on the bottom
After all those showers, they eventually just give I know Brandon said that a couple coaches out there
There's lots of stories Penn State. It gets yeah. Yeah, that's the best
He's still in prison. He died yet
What was his name? I'm glad I don't remember it to pedophile
Yeah, but he was seemed obviously he seemed old at the time and that was what 15 years ago. Yeah
No, Joe sandusky, but he is really really good friend. He knew he knew
Gerald Arthur say and asking he still alive Jerry sand
Now he's still alive and the head coach the he knew
and he
Know around no, no basketball
Not Rick Petino
Who's the coach that had to had to retire in shame?
Yeah, he was small. He had letting him letting him letting him get away his assistant
Sutherland was the assistant Jerry Sandusky was Sandusky. Yeah was the assistant to the head coach who was a
freaking legend a god
Yeah, he just he let it have a paternal. Yeah, turn. Oh, it's a Joe Paterno. Oh Paterno
Yeah, I mean his whole image got ruined. Of course his entire image
Because you don't hear about him at all any turn the other way. Yeah. Well, I mean who does that?
I don't know. You're my good friend. I know you have this sickness. I'm just gonna let it happen
Yeah, and so he would like keep these camps would come camps would come to and they would
Well, he would set up these
Move on that's just a six
Yeah, so it is your mom was hanging out with a bunch of these six sick guys and
She went back to go work with Carl Sagan, which is kind of cool
Actually, it's too bad that find out he was a jerk. Oh, she can't couldn't stand him. Yeah, maybe stunk couldn't stand
I wonder how often he took a shower. I mean, did you just spend his time? Was he like what these work freaks?
Well, those those work on college people. They're just like they're bohemian. I'm not gonna shower
That's gonna be greasy and stinky, right?
Well, there's that's interesting. So there are a lot of those
I do a lot of those people in college where they're just smelled. Yeah
Well smell may work I mean stink smell no, it's just
Nasty you smell bad. Reek. Yeah
You know that they haven't showered in like a week. Oh god. I could never do that. Yeah. Well, that's not true, but I
Mean I've never gone that long without it, but I've gone three days
Yes. Oh, yeah. I think everybody's gone three days before I can't stand it cuz my hair my scalp starts to hurt
That's exactly what always leads me to like break. Really? Yeah, it bothers my hair my
For the scalp not the hair but the scalp does I think that I think the hair follicles dry out as a hydration
Yeah, I think the hair follicles dry up and I don't know but it hurts. That's exactly right. I
I was actually gonna say the same thing. That's kind of crazy. Yeah
Yeah, so that's that's what keeps me from lady is barking. So it tells me that are we close now?
I don't have plenty of time. She's just freaking out over nothing
She's just a lady is our herder and she does not like to produce her leaving. She likes to protect him. She's gonna get a
Yeah
some sort of euthanization
No, she just needs some CBD. Yeah, she does. I need to buy some dude. I'm gonna go buy her
I'm gonna go buy the stuff that you're oh, yeah. What does that stuff? You're
Hydros Shelley's brother gift. Give her I drove brother showed up with some peanut butter. That was like
This guy brought the real deal that wasn't CVD stuff this stuff was THC stuff
that's what you need to give you had peanut butter gave to the dog to relax the dog for the four-hour trip and
then he gets there and the dogs like stumbling out of the car and
And it's and we're all under the arbor hanging out, you know in the in the beautiful weather and the dog just kind of looks
at us
Yeah
Crazy eyes and then the dog just kind of I've got
Stayed there the rest of the night and I was like what the hell's going on. He's like, yeah, she's kind of high
She's got some munchies he's like I guess I get a little bit to go and Sean's like give me a spoonful. Yeah
I have a PBJ. I
Did you did no, I do well, that's how you knew it was potent stuff now
Okay ancient Chinese no no Kellogg
Cal gone
Ancient Chinese secret, huh? Yes. I don't see those commercials anymore. Well, it's cuz that's plus like 30 years ago
Did you finish your drink? Oh my god hours ago. There's a whole bottle right there
Well, it's a size down I sit mine down it'll be nice and watered down by now
Some good flavors man, you know what? I'm out of everything. I'm out of my
Yes
No, no
Even though we I put two big orbs of ice in there
the
122 proof yes prevailed
So when you looked at me and you're waiting for me to say something my system is still in shock
It was rebooting
122 proof fought through two cubes. Yeah, just still impact you. Yeah, that was kind of we got to do more that then
It tastes really good though. I'm telling you we've hit we've had some fans. I've really enjoyed the last
Several months of bourbon. We've really hit some good ones
I'm really thankful that we're starting to step out of the total wine and go hit some of the other places other places cuz
You know, right they have some different stuff
Just different we got I think we found like this French lick distillery
Like the French yes, the four grain. Oh, yeah Penelope. Yes for grain is outstanding
The French lick stuff. I think I think we've liked all their stuff
I
Gotta tell you guys a crazy story. So I was down in Houston with my father-in-law
At total one, okay, and we're checking out. Oh, so you went there without us there
We did he well, he was bitching that he didn't go but he went without us
What quite the same experience?
But okay, and we're checking out a total wine. Hey was it difficult for Dawson to drink at the football game? No, I know
Actually, well, he actually didn't he didn't drink he wasn't feeling up for it, but he could have absolutely
Okay, not an issue at all. You think it'd be hard or difficult to smuggle in a smuggler's delight
into a football game
Have to have your sling and do your thing. They don't bother you. No, I check bags
Oh, no, they don't check a sling. Well, you can't take purses in it has to be a clear purr
No, I'm talking about a sling. Use your all your arm. Yeah when you're like
No, it has to be clear no, no, no, no, you cannot women cannot just like at the star
Ladies could I bring purses you have to bring a clear bag. I would do the sling with the bladder
I'm not gonna do this and I would put some peach whiskey in there now peach bourbon
Yes, I think what I'm gonna do is I can't be bourbon whiskey was Jim Beam
Why peach bourbon Jim Beam makes peach? Yes. It was Jim Beam wasn't it?
Yes, yeah, baby can't be Jim Beam. Yeah, how disappointing I'm telling you. All right. Sorry. Yeah. Well, you know what I
Tried I didn't see you smuggling anything
Well, because that was your plan. No, wait a second. I'm the one that smuggled in with Mike with my slide
But I gave you asshole. I gave it to you to smuggle in there. It is right there. Oh, it was awful
Yeah, that's for the life of me. I still can't understand why you chose that of all choices
They would 30 bucks for that. Is that seriously? Okay. Can I go back to my story? No, hold on
No, we're gonna we're gonna dress us right now. Okay. Are we this?
Jeff and I went there to go buy booze. Okay. Okay, Jeff didn't say hey
I think this is a bad purchase
You son of a bitch
I'm not blaming you. I think he's trying to go own it fair to say that he's trying to go
I don't believe I was there. I don't think I was there
Okay, first off, I've never been to
That I can I can probably vouch for that all right, all right finish your story
Yes, I'm a total wine. So they asked Alan. Do you have a membership number and I said Alan you don't have one
He's like no, I don't have one
He doesn't have a he didn't care about any of that stuff and I'm like, but you buy like
Bacardi all the time you should do that and I said I find put it on mine, right and
And he goes why would you even do it? Anyway, I said well you can get five bucks
and he goes well, why would you even do it anyway, I said well you can get five dollars off every once in a while and
And he goes well I go and and I said to her and I go I'm probably due for one and she goes well
When was the last time you had one? I was like, I I don't know and and and she goes well
You should have gotten one by now. Let me let me look it up and she goes
You have spent $1,300 in the last three months
And I went do not tell my wife that
And Alan turned and looked at me and I said, it's the podcast
I
Swear to you. I was like
$1,300 what and she goes oh shoot. You definitely should have gotten one by now
And I said well, I am waiting for you guys to tell me that I have one. She goes. Oh, no, no, no
That's not the way it works. You have to go to your email
No, no, no, you see your app. Oh, I don't have an app. I don't have an app. I need to get the app
You need to start over because it resets this year. Okay, so get the app
Okay
Okay, so she said it should have gone to your email and it didn't go to my email go to Shelly's
It's probably in spam. So I went into Shelly's email and sure enough. It said you're not you're gonna love this
It says congratulations
You're gonna love this
It says congratulations you've won the five dollar gift certificate expired the day before
Of all of all times right, but check out cool. She is she walks over to the manager explains that I've spent
$1,300 in the last three months and she's like, oh, yeah
So she walks over and goes beep gives me a five dollar discount. That was kind of cool
That's a good feeling while your father-in-law senior Allen who was a guest a couple weeks ago. Yeah
Yeah, so I have edited that where I'm ready to I'm ready to post. Is he ready to come back? Oh
He loved it. He loved it because I want to take some of the stories that Alan because Alan was in Vietnam
But people don't know about Alan which when you bring this up is
That one not two
Three. Well, yeah, but there's he comfortable three purple hearts. Is he comfortable with that?
Well, I find out when you find out if he feels comfortable about it
I mean, he's certainly not gonna talk about he's not gonna talk about it
Talk about he may talk about some of the lighter experiences
Like they're like there are some funny stories he'll tell about the camp or something like that
But then there's some guys there's the darkest of dark stories that you can imagine and be yeah
I mean he brought up and he did he doesn't talk about his military experience outside of drinking with
Locals. Yeah, and he saw the worst of it. I don't know about your father
But my father-in-law saw the the worst of it. So he was it wasn't like he was a uh, uh in the you know
Navy and on a boat shelling the coastline. He was no my dad was in the navy
What are you saying? Oh, was he selling the coastline? No, he actually got out right before Vietnam. Oh
Yeah, so my father-in-law was in the marines and he was in advance
Uh, he was a grunt was what he was. No, he was in the marines, but he was called grunts
Uh jarheads. Well, those were army not marines. Is it the army grunts?
Is it the jarheads or the marines? Jarheads are the marines. Yeah. Yeah, so he was in advance
um, uh, what do you reckon? Uh, uh, not reckons reconnoitering. No, what do you call it when you're
Reconnoissance. Reconnoissance. Thank you. He was a forward reconnaissance team very small team and
100 percent expendable meaning their job was to radio back to like where the enemy troop movements
Are right and to protect the larger groups of people and they got caught in multiple scenarios where they had to
Lay low and hope they didn't get caught. So they're like scouts
100 and they were out in the field in the jungle for a month at a time, right?
Just hoping they don't die. Yeah, no, and that's when he was like he lost a tremendous amount of weight
All right guys, uh with this great great, uh, i'm enjoying 2022. Yeah, great year so far
It's been a good start. We got to talk about some other stuff too coming up here. But hey, man
This dude's like us. We're talking about dudes like us. We're talking about dudes
Like us that do things like dudes like us. Yeah, but dudes like us. Yes, sir. I'm sean. I'm paul
i'm jeff