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I used to get Coors Light all the time. I didn't know that. That was before the whole

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craft beer phase I went through. And I put on 20 pounds. That's when it started. You

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and Sean went on this freaking calorie calorie. Welcome to the Christmas edition

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of dudes like us. No this is the taint edition. This is the taint edition. Oh. Get it right.

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The taint. The taint edition. So we just had some extremely delicious

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checks mixed down there. We did. We had a variety. That's one of the other fun things

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about Christmas man. The people who bake cookies and make all sorts of shit and they make the

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trail mix and the chocolate. Dude man that stuff starts coming out of the woodwork and it's good

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shit. Yeah very fattening. That's why everyone just gains so much weight during the Christmas

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time. And Thanksgiving it's like compounded back to back. Because there's no self-control

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man. Every time we buy sweet rolls from Costco. I don't really have that problem. I think when I

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was in my 20s and 30s I would just get a huge helping of food. I don't do that anymore.

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Now it's. Helping of what? Food. Food in general. Yeah so now even this year. I can't get off as easy.

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Yeah. Yeah. Now I just kind of. I filled my plate up with some meat. You know. That's still a portion control problem.

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Well I mean but it wasn't full plate. It was just like. It was just very tall. No. The whole plate

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was just very tall. It was very controlled. And I wasn't trying to control it. I just you know.

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I wasn't hungry. When I was done with the plate I was done. There's also times where you're like

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damn it I'm full but I still want to eat all of this food. Well that's the problem with a lot of

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the. I'm going to say Christmas parties but I don't go to Christmas parties.

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But our Christmas family event is that there are a lot of finger foods. And the finger foods are

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very delicious. Similar to what you were talking about the the Chex mixes. Right. And you know very

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super high in calories and carbs. Nice canapes. I mean but some of the vegetables that are sliced up.

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Some pepperonis and cheeses and cucumbers and avocados and it never ends. It never ends. It's

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a freaking buffet. I'm finding that as my stomach. November to December. As my stomach gets bigger.

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You know. You have more room. I'm finding that what would have made me stuffed before. I'm not

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stuffed. And then I eat this gigantic plate of food and then I go into the family room to like

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you know be uncomfortable and I'm not uncomfortable and I'm like I'm still kind of hungry. There's more

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food out there. I know. And then I get back off. That's the way your wife feels about your penis.

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And this is because my stomach has gotten bigger. What did you just say. What what did he say. Yeah

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I think he just slammed your dick. My periculum is starting to. No no no no. Overshadow.

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Oh my god. I'm not even drunk man. You are. That's just been a hundred and seven proof

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files. A little over a hundred and ten. A hundred and fifteen proof files. Exactly. Welcome to the second edition of Christmas taint episode.

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I'm Paul. I am Jeff. And I am Sean. And we have again the the VIP guest star

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Mr. Alan Kane. Mr. Alan. Oh that's all right. If he wants to do his last name he can do it.

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Alan Kane again. Whoa. He's doubling down baby. Doubling down. He's like I can't wait till I get to the

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board where he's like I don't give a shit. I'm very excited. I'm getting there. So you know what when I

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you know when we invited you and I give Sean credit he he pressured like he really wanted you here.

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I was thinking you know what you're going to be there for the first one because you're you go to bed relatively early.

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And I was like okay you're going to do the first edition or the first podcast but you're probably going to leave for the second one.

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So we probably need to drive two cars and you're like I'm in. I'm in all night and look at you. Here you are.

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Here you are. It's low key man. Up close and personal as I say right. There you go. Up close and personal. Very nice.

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I'm glad. This is working out. This is working out. And you know what. I'm glad you're still here.

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It's amazing for those folks that have never I say well you know ninety nine point nine percent of everybody on the planet has not done a podcast.

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But I'm telling you if you have a setup like ours it's it's very chill. I mean you have headsets you have microphones. It's quaint.

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We're basically friends and we all have a conversation. It's just we're sitting around a table just like we would in eat time.

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It's kind of like drinking. That's where it kind of started because we were sitting at a bar.

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I think Paul's like we need to have GoPros on us and record our conversation. Yeah because we're just we're all over the place.

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We're absolutely stupid and the shit we say is hilarious. You know how many times we have gone we were like on a road trip right to College Station or we were at a bar here or a bar there and we we how many times have I brought up if we were only recording right now.

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Yeah because that's what we do. We just sit here and bullshit we act like a bunch of fucking nine year olds. So now it's official. It's a it's a it's cool. It's typically a Tuesday night and we were not live yet.

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We hope to get that way soon. I think we're just technology wise. We're not there yet. Well well I think we have we don't have the correct accounts when we get our eight we could do that listener.

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We could do some stuff to do. Did you say eighth when we get our eighth listener. I think that's when things will break. Hey we've had rain for a thousand.

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Yeah we're at eleven hundred right now. Just on Spotify. Around eleven hundred and that's just on Spotify. What. Yeah. So I heard that number earlier and I was like there's no way that could be possible. Just on Spotify we've had eleven.

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They call them starts right. Right. So eleven hundred starts. Really. Yes. Wow we're so clever. Click to play. Well I mean there are some folk that I run into at my wife's office and they're kind of you're Sean.

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Open up open up edge. No they don't. They go I want to meet Paul. No they do not. They absolutely do not say that. They were just like whatever you do. Mr. Producer open up edge. What a dick.

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Why do you do the browser. That's wrong. You gotta come down. It's a white thing. It is a white thing. Am I whiter than you are. I think you're very Anglo. No I have a bookmarked.

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What are we looking at. Oh you're on a different computer. Yeah you're not gonna be able to pull that up. The bottom line is that it's we got like we have a lot of folks that are listening to this. We just don't know who the hell they are. Yeah.

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Yeah. And we want to hear from you. Call in. We have lines open right now. You know we have to get that way sometime. You know but right now we want to come up with some some fun topics to chat about and apply it towards the dudes like us filter and what pops out the other side.

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You know we look Paul Jeff and I are even out. We have our own different personalities. I am an asshole. He's an ice hole. I'm Sean and I'm that's what I am. What you hear you get. I bring something to the table that these other guys are afraid to bring.

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Really. Yeah. Because I don't care. Is that a challenge. No it's not a challenge. It's just like you guys have screw pulls you guys have. We got morals. There's things that you guys like I'm not going to cross that line. I'm just going to stay quiet.

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Let's Sean just roll through this and that's what happens. And I do. That's why a lot of podcasts you don't hear Sean. We've got that. You have a few flip. But where is it talking about. He just thinks he's being broadcasted right. I told this 45 minute story on wood.

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And what time. Where did that go. Yeah. That was a big hit. No we know it's all gone. So I don't have some listeners that were very interested in learning about the paintball excursion that we had. And I was kind of like oh yeah. I talked all about it and then we get to it.

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And they were like there's talked 45 minutes about wood about people about paintball and an air compressor. Right. Whatever. That doesn't matter. There were a lot of components to the cardboard boxes. Something had to be done. There were there were a lot of components.

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So I get it a lot and I understand there's a lot of stuff that I eat a lot and drink a lot and sometimes the stuff I eat is a little caffeine in there and it gets my brain moving in different directions and can't shut the fuck up.

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Eric. Yeah. And that's just kind of what that is. A wind up little toy. It's going to clap itself down to silence. So do you want to you want to discuss our second half bourbon.

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All right. So we went back to the well. No we don't. We don't want to discuss this. Why. You know why we always discuss it. Yes we do. You know what. That's our listen right now. Happy twenty twenty two to me. We're not twenty two yet. Yeah. Well you know what. Here's the thing. We're still in the taint of it.

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So I want to pick up some of the conversations because I was very excited to hear your pre-adjaculated gifted your what you're pre-adjaculating. We need to cover. Yeah you're blowing your water. We'll talk about the 10 year bullet. Just a minute. I haven't even tasted it.

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All right. Well you have a cube. Hold on. Yes. I hear him out. What conversation did you want to. Well you know said Alan our guest today Alan Paul's father in law. Yes sir. Unfortunately I'm sorry. But you know he gifted. Why you always look at him and say sorry. Well he's looking at him and because I am so I'm sorry. There's a reason for that. Really. I don't get it. Help me out here. We all get it. Usually the other way around. He's got to go through the therapy. But this is you know. So anyways Alan had given

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his daughter his only daughter and her husband not Paul just you know Paul's a consolation. He just happens to be the husband. She was like he just said plus one on the invite. That's what it was for 20 years. That's what it was. So tell me. So you're going to to to Mexico. Where exactly. To the can coonage. You go to Riviera a mile. There you go. Riviera a mile. What is that. The river of May. South the south the

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can coon course to to loom. It's OK. That's super. It's down there. Is that where that's at. Well to loom is the Aztec Aztec. The Mayans. I don't know. Sounds very exciting. Anyway so it's a really nice resort like ridiculous. And yeah if you didn't catch the end of the previous in the honeymoon suite.

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Oh yeah. We're getting a hot tub right in the middle. It probably has a little heart shaped in the middle. It totally does. I've been to can coon with you. And there was a hot tub right in the middle of the room. Got a little vibrating log ride gore and the water.

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And the water is water. Not water champagne that gets pumps out of there. Oh yes. Can they switch it to burger sticky. I don't care. That's how it gets his bubbles. I have drowning. I'm going to drown in a spa full of that's a different picture. Back it up.

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Back it up one. I don't recall that we're looking at the dudes like us on Spotify. So you said you got them the honeymoon suite. I'm actually going along to. Oh yeah. I'm taking my girlfriend and we're the four of us are going. Oh God. Well is there a reserve room to buy in.

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Give me a finish to even get the words out of my mouth. You already said no. You when you said is there no.

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It was a very very generous very generous offer very nice Christmas gift and we're excited. So now here's the thing. So now it's started the clock for us to look OK swimsuit. What are you saying in a swimsuit. Yeah man you know what.

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Hey it's all about motivation right. So my social and I were talking and we were like OK we got to get ready for July. Right. July right. We've either from July 2nd through the 9th. Right. So we were like we have seven months to get our shit together. No six six months to get our shit together.

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And so yeah we're going to we're going to make we're making a push. So this gift has like a couple got multi layers to it like we've been needing to get off our asses and eat right and exercise and all that kind of shit. And it's all about motivation right. You got something.

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There's always something in the future you need to as incentive right. Death is it said of death is usually a good one but most people don't resonate with. I don't do this I'm going to die. Right. But everything is based around now. Think about it. Your house trashed.

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You're going to have a party on Friday clean everything the bathroom crazy and clean everything. You know the nicest to me. It's exactly the same thing. You know the nicest my house has ever looked. I usually pay people to do that. Well check this. Can I get someone to work for me.

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To work for me. Nice is my house has ever looked in my entire life is when we decide to put it up for sale. Yeah you put it up for sale. We did. I don't I don't remember how long ago it was. I was I was actually I was going to quit my. No I was going to. I was going to work from Houston. Yeah you're going to work for that. And we put the house up for sale. We did. And and we had the house ready for show.

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All the stuff that you never do. Right. Every room looked spotless. Every room was like the counters are uncluttered. Yes. Everything looked amazing. Closets are all live. Why are you moving. This is a fabulous home. Right. Well no it fell through when my when my boss said I'm not sure you can work from Houston. So you may have to. You may not have a job if you do that. So it fell through. So that's why this is before the time of remote workers. Yeah.

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So anyway when they're still but back to your point Alan it's like we don't we don't do shit unless we absolutely have to. And you know I mean I mean it's stupid but it's true. So I don't know. Anyway so I think that's a good motivation. Everybody needs motivation or some sort of goal. Are you going to swim in the cave rivers. I have no idea. We haven't really sized. I've done that. That's fun. That's cool. Really. Yeah. OK.

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Is that is that a sign for sex. Is that another. Well that's part of the whole trip. Yes. Cave rivers is a sex thing. Could be. No. Maybe they have. I want to swim in your cave. They have. Well at least this was this was outside of this was a few miles in from Cancun. We went to Cancun. You're going further south right. Then Cancun. So this was a Cancun and inside they had these rivers that part of it was in caves and stuff and it's kind of creepy a little bit.

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Because you're you're snorkeling is what you're doing. And then you're this cave goes way deep down in there. No that's kind of scary. And you're like you can't see the back of your site. What's back down in there. There's nothing. Is it like a theme park. No it was a nature. Nature. Some dudes. I'm not being facetious. No it was not a theme park. Not what we did anyway. Like literally nature. Yeah it was beautiful. Yeah it was nice. Crystal clear water crystal clear. And you could see hundreds of feet in front of you.

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That's why you could see way back into these caves. I would just went way back in there. And yes I was kind of dangerous though. No. Well cave diving can be. I mean it can be. I mean well it's part of most of it was when I say cave it was there was there was air tree. Yeah it was just we were walking on path. No there were trees on one side that went like that. But the cave was kind of carved in underneath one side. So you weren't like wasn't rock all the way around all the way through. There are sections like that.

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Right. But most of it was outside when there's a lot of was carved into the rock underneath. That's cool. So the river was kind of outside. But where was this Mexico. And by by Cancun. OK. So you obviously have been to Mexico. Have you been to Mexico. Yeah. I've been to Mexico a lot. Like like the resorts of Mexico or right across El Paso. No I've been to the resorts of Mexico too. Yeah. OK. OK. OK. Basically this El Padre is I don't know if that necessarily counts.

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But now I'll be the border just on the other side of the border. That's north. So you got further than Tijuana when you were on the other side. Yeah right. I did. I've been to Mexico. So you had a very formative years in El Paso Alan. So if you didn't know that he in El Paso and then you had a lot of like you go across the border while you were there. I did. I traveled. We did. That's when you still could probably. You could safely safely. And Julie used to do that. I knew I.

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So when I went to high school there and one of the boys I hung out with his dad was like the chief of police of Juarez. So he and I used to hang out all the time. And that's a good friend to have. It was.

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Now we go we go to Juarez and we we do anything we want. The police chief the police chief. Shoot the most corrupt person in town.

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I'm a 일�zdeo miles miles up. Did you buySpanish Fly? Oh, he's connected to everything. Yeah, it's all Bill Cosby. This is Bill Cosby man! He just here for the day.

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for the day. Oh god, that's so sick. It is sick. I'm telling you, that dude, and I was

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listening to one of our podcasts and I didn't quite catch it, but did he seriously get an

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opportunity to go do stand-up? Bill Cosby? Oh, you said he got a new TV show. What I

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heard is that he was working to put a new show together for him. That must have been

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BET, because I can't think of anybody else within their right frame of mind that would

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put something on the table like that. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't think it would be one

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of the main ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC. I can't see it. So on my Elk trip, oh man, this is all

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new stuff now. On my Elk trip, we were having this conversation about Bill Cosby, and 60,

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60 plus women came forward, and there was one of the dudes in the podcast, in the Elk

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group, is like a big Bill Cosby fan, and he was fighting me hard on, you know, no way,

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these were all allegations, you know, famous people, you know, women always come forward.

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I'm like, 60, bro? Come on. Are you kidding me? What did he say about that? He went to

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the mat, man. He was defending him to the end. But did he have any... No. Did he have

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any argument? No. Was just like, no, no, you're wrong, you're wrong. He just got out of jail,

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right? He did. Well, he didn't get out. He got released. He got out of jail. I couldn't

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believe it. But it was like through a technicality or something, and he's going to get put back.

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I mean, they're working on that right now. They're talking about retrying him, right?

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Yeah, they are. And the thing about it, like you said, there's... But, and I say this again,

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and I know because the facts are... The facts are the facts, you know? If you have 60 women

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that come... I mean, what is the chances of them all lying? Very little. You know, but

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it's just that it just... It's kind of like Michael Jackson's music. You know, it's kind

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of like, gosh darn, I really enjoy singing to Billie Jean. You know, I really enjoy...

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Right. You don't want to... Beat it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to envision him as a

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pedophile. And it stinks because he really has done so much for the urban communities

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and he... Who, Bill Cosby? Yeah, he has. I mean, PBS and, you know, I mean, I don't know

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to what extent, but you know, he had all these programs where he tried teaching kids. He

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had a wholesome comedy time. All of his shows were like that. Yeah. It's just like, you

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know, he gave life lessons and it's just like, you know, it's the demon behind all that stuff

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that came out. And it's hard for me to fathom that he would do it. I accepted that he would

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do it, but I mean, it's like, do you take away? It taints everything, right? Yeah. Do you

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take away from what he did? It's not okay. He's a monster. What is he like? 80 something

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now? Yes, he's a monster. He's 87 years old now, isn't he? Yeah, he's old. He may not

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make it to the next round. He's 84 or something. Yeah, you're right. He may not make it, but...

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Let's talk about, I mean, maybe... I'll tell you what I remember about Bill Cosby, guys.

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He's the one that brought Sammy Davis Jr. back out of rehabilitation. I don't know if you

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guys even knew anything about that. No. It happened to be in Las Vegas when they announced

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all this and Bill Cosby had a show and he brought Sammy Davis Jr. on the stage with

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him. So I got to see him both together, right? And Sammy Davis Jr. was thanking him for giving

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him another try doing the horse because he was on drugs real bad. I guess it was drugs.

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I'm assuming that. He was helping him get clean or whatever. Yeah, riding back on...

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The community would leave Sammy Davis Jr. an icon and the Rat Pack even. Oh, yeah. You

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know, how would you leave him out to dry like that? People make their own choices, man.

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Yeah. Some people you can't help. When they're in a dark downward spiral, there's not much

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you can do. Well, no. It's like somebody commits suicide. Right. Can you ever imagine what

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it feels like where you get to be that low, that frame of mind? Yeah. I mean, those people

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need, they need help. And if they don't have... What were his addictions? If they don't, were

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they like heroin, coke? I don't know what it was. But I'm not even sure. I don't know

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if it was drugs or alcohol. I always thought Sammy Davis Jr. was a little bit light in

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the loafers. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe that was probably... I mean, I don't care. That

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could have been it. But I mean, it was one of those things where you never saw him with

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a woman. Right. And it says... It was the sign of the times. If you were gay... Did

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he have some skits where he dressed up like a woman? Yeah. Sammy Davis Jr. dressed up

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like a woman. I don't know. I don't remember that. I don't know. It could have been someone

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else. I don't know. But I'll tell you what, he could dance and sing. He's just pulling

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it up right now. He could dance and sing. Oh, he'd count it, man. And he was funny,

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man. And he had that one eye that just went off to the corner. Was that a glass eye? There

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he is. He was like, hey, baby. And he was the token black guy in the rap pack. Yeah,

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the Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin. And who else? Tony Bennett. And what was the other

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ones name? I always forget his name. Frank Sinatra. Did we say that already? Frank Sinatra,

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Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. And then the other one, he was the one that was related

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to John F. Kennedy. Peter Lawford, Joey Bishop, Shirley MacLean. Oh, yeah. I said Peter Lawford

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was the brother-in-law of JFK. Peter Lawford. So it is Peter Lawford. Okay. Isn't Shirley

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MacLean the brother of Princess Leia? Yeah. Is it? Well, Debbie Reynolds. Oh, Debbie Reynolds.

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You're right. It's Debbie Reynolds. Just the rap pack themselves, I mean, if you think

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about it, they got some new stuff out on Prime Video. I think Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz.

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I just saw that. I haven't seen it yet. I'm looking forward to seeing it. But that era

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of comedy that was on, you know, they only had two, three, four broadcasting channels

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back then. You know, can you imagine having a 20% share in the market? I mean, that is

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unheard of. I mean, CNN, Fox News, any of these guys, any of these stations would love,

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NBC, ABC, all the major ones would love to have that type of share. 20% share, 33, 34.

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Back then when you have ABC, like remember when, for example, like Three's Company, you

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know, when you have 48, 55% of all the people watching TV, watching your show, how valuable

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that is, that's crazy. So now it's so diluted. But even back going further, you have, what

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is that? I'm going to punch you and you go straight to the honeymooners, you know, and

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that's Fred Flintstone. That's the Flintstones. Yeah, that's the before that it was the Fred

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Flintstones. That was the cartoon version of it. I thought that was so freaking fantastic.

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You know, they came out with the cartoon version of it. That was the prime time. Flintstones

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was prime time back in the day. Yeah, Ozzy and Harriet was during that period of time

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too. Yeah. And the Rick Nelson's parents. Eddie Fisher is Eddie Fisher. Eddie Fisher's

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dad. Eddie Fisher. There's just a litany of different shows that spawned off of each other

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and all these different weird concepts from the Munsters to, what was the other one that

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was? The Addams Family. The Addams Family. I mean, it was just, I mean, it's just the

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entertainment back then, the value of it was so much, it was cleaner. It was fun. They

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lived in separate beds. Dick Van Dyke, Bewitched, you know. And I think a captive audience was

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a big part of that, right? Well, the fact that they only had so many different stations

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helped. So nowadays it's so diluted across so many platforms. Well, what it is, is you

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have these great shows on let's say Hulu. Man, have you seen the show? No, it's on Hulu.

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I don't have Hulu. It's streaming now. And you don't care because you have a shit ton

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on Netflix and Prime and Paramount and Blam and Blam and Blam, Disney, blah, blah, blah.

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You don't need a lot of the old shows on there. Like All in the Family. Remember All in the

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Family, what a breakthrough that was. Oh my God, with Archie Bunker and the racist shit

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that he would talk about? Good God, he could not talk about that. That man was prejudiced.

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George, man, I just watched a little skit on some, I think, hell, it may have been TikTok,

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I don't even know, where he had Archie Bunker and he had George Jefferson and Archie Bunker,

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they're at a wedding, right? And Archie Bunker meets the bride and groom. And then he was

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like, oh, well, it's two black folk. And it turns out that the mother and father of the

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bride, the father was white. And Archie Bunker is kind of like, you know what he's saying?

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It's your daughter over there. You know how he talks. And then, you know, and then George

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Jefferson walks up and, you know, he's got his shoulders up broad and walk back up and

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it's like, hey, does George, does he know that you're the dad? He says, no, I've never

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met him before. And so Archie Bunker was tickled. He's kind of like walking over to George Jefferson.

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He was like, so have you met the father of the bride yet? Have you met your father? You

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know, you're soon to be, you know, daughter's whatever. And he did. So he was like, but

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he introduced him and he was like, you white, what the hell is this? It was just funny because

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you can't do that shit now. You can't do it. And it's just it's kind of sad because it's

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lost because it's funny. It's fucking funny. Think about good times the same way. They

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made fun of all that kind of stuff. And they have something that John Amos, they had to

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start lessons and good times too. Like when the dad met a drug dealer in the neighborhood

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and he was coming in and selling stuff to the kids and he went in there and he came

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into his house and he was like, you sold that to my kid? He said, yes. And his dad like

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pushed him and got physical and get out of my house. Yeah. And that was on TV. It was

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like, wow, that shit was real. And it's like, you know, black person standing up for that.

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That's exactly what needed to happen. Right. And that's to follow up a little bit about

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Bill Cosby. He did the same thing. Life lessons. Yeah. Excluding the whole thing. You know,

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helping kids get out of like gang bad circumstances. Yeah. I just think that's got the whole fat

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Albert thing, right? It was the good gang, the good crowd, the good kids. Some people

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can't they can't. That was how that was Bill Cosby. Yeah. That Albert. Yeah. All the voices.

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That's the whole point. People can't people who grew up watching him and idolizing him

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and and and not worshiping. Especially especially can't get over the fact that he's a monster.

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Like the way he did things. He put him to sleep. Oh, yeah. He would drug him. Yeah.

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Drug him and rape them while they were asleep. Well, I don't know. The whole you know, I

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don't know. And there were women that escaped it. Like there are women that didn't even

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report it that crawled their way out the door. Yeah. Just to get away. They started to feel

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woozy. They hit him. They said something's not right. They recognized it right before

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it took effect. And then they started to run out there and he would tackle him and try

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to drag him back in. And she kicked him in the face. And I mean, crazy shit like I was

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one of those guys that really like the Bill Cosby. I mean, a lot. Yeah. Yeah. So I only

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got a little bit of that that I heard that I would not read about anything else. Yes.

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You didn't want to hear it. Not going to block it out because who wouldn't? Yeah. Who would

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you know? That's a good point. Who would know? It's kind of like I got that way with Michael

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Jackson when you started. You know, people tell me all the stories on HBO and I totally

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watched if I want to, but I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it because

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I'm like, you don't want to paint what you know. And then I got Jeff here, a dude like

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us, and they're freaking tell me, arguably one of the best entertainers in our time.

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Yes, absolutely. Yeah, it really is. And in an analogy like to current right now is, you

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know, a lot of times we're hearing about because of social media, we're hearing about the political

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affiliations of people that we love as actors or entertainers. Yeah. And they're obnoxious.

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Yeah. Like if you like, like example, that Miller, like was it for the boys? You know,

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that movie that Miller's a mess. I mean, I watched her movies. It was produced by all

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women. It was called the women something. Right. Yeah. But my point is like, she seemed

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like a strong, you know, positive woman. And I thought she was a cool actress. She's posting

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shit on social media. That makes me want to like freaking choker. Yeah. Well, she's bleeding,

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ridiculous liberal. You'll have it. And so now we grade entertainer. She's an elite.

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And so here we are. I find myself like not wanting to watch Robert De Niro, not wanting

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to see a movie with Bette Midler. I mean, it's redefining what we grew up with or what

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we were connecting with because we know more about them. And I hate it. What do you say?

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I hate it. Well, the newest one is I don't want to be that way. Unfortunately, Peter

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Dinklage has come out and said some shit lately about was that the medieval Tyrion? Yeah.

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Yeah. He's come out and said some things about white, white people, white people. Game of

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Thrones. Yeah. He said the people that were complaining about how the series ended, he

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said it's a bunch of he he said it's a bunch of, oh, they wanted the white people to win

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the pretty white people to fly away. And here's the thing. I think he was just he just fucking

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around, just making jokes. But I don't know who knows the news makes it so well, they

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spin it into this hate. I think all these things have always taken place, maybe not

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in the extreme that they are right. But because your point social media, social media and

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everybody is right there in your face. They have recorder right there in their phone.

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You can't even move without someone. You can't do anything without somebody. I know picture

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of it. I know. And so it all gets exposed. Yep. But it's not unlike the shit that kids

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did back in the 50s, 60s and 70s. Look at Tom Cruise. I mean, Tom Cruise, again, another

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one, arguably one of the best actors of our time. Yeah. The movies he puts out. Oh, he's

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great. But think about this. But his personal life sucks. Yeah. You're talking about like

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the science thing when he believes in all those kinds of things. Yeah. His marriages

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with Kidman would happen with all that. Who was who was the other person he married? Who

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was the chick from Dawson's Creek? Yeah. What was her name? That was a weird deal. I should

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know that that she's way younger than he is. Yeah. I never watch a show. So I don't. Katie

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Holmes. Katie Holmes. I never watch a show, but she was Batman. But I do. I had her poster

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on my bathroom wall. Katie Holmes. I'll tell you what. She's good looking. She's a Batman

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originally too. She's a bad looking woman. Absolutely. There was a reason why Tom Cruise

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went after that. Yeah. Well, she's a good looking woman. And what she left him to write,

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she was a lot younger and she was talking about how she had Tom Cruise pictures on her

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wall as a teenager. And she just idolized him and blah, blah, blah. And he was like,

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it's creepy. You know, just don't get go too far with that. Now. Yeah, they had a kid.

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They say it's not everything, you know. No, no, no. It's not that. It's not that. It's

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him. I don't know. It's kind of hard to explain. To give him credit, after his outburst on

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Oprah, he's. You guys were really bothered by that. He's. I wasn't bothered by that.

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It's some of the comments he's made. But. It's just not. It's not just Oprah. You know,

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he did it with some bald dude on NBC. What are you drinking? It's an angry orchard apple.

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Hold on. What? Mango. You go with a cider? What the hell did I. Oh, you're drinking it

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now. Is that a shelter? Yeah, it's a well, it was. Yeah. Oh, my God. It is a peach mango.

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Wow. Isn't that an SNL skit? Mango. Yeah. Yes. Peach. It's a peach mango angry orchard

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hard cider. You know, it's going to complement my. Why did you do that? I just thought I'd

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pick up a different mix of beverages that were in my refrigerator. Unfortunately, I

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have a large selection of all these different types of seltzers and ciders and I need to

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liquidate them. I mean, I don't enjoy them, but at the same time. So you're the liquidator.

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Well, unfortunately, yes, we have some late breaking news from your wife, Julie. Harry

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Reid has passed away. Harry really? Harry Reid. Which Harry? Who's Harry Reid? Senator.

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He was a bastard. He was a bastard. Yeah. You guys are like any political people, do

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you? Not Harry Reid. Him and Nancy Pelosi were like this. He was in Chuck Schumer, but

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Harry Reid was a senator. There was a dick that was totally cool with screwing over the

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American people. Yeah. A former senator, majority leader in a Democratic kingmaker. He dies

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at 82. Wow, that's that's crazy. It's out of Nevada. Harry Reid, who rose from the abject

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poverty in rural Nevada to become one of the most influential state and national leaders,

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died at home on Tuesday night. Tonight, after a four year battle with pancreatic cancer,

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he was 82. It's a tough one. And he had credit for coming out of nothing, but his he was

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a shit. He was. And you know what? You know, his equivalent is Schumer. Yeah, Chuck Schumer

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today. Somebody else just carries the torch when somebody like leaves Congress. No politics,

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no politics. Well, I remember when he quit or right before he quit, something happened.

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Either he got in a wreck or he fell or he got in a fight because he had some bad injuries

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on his face. He had an eye patch. Yeah, he got hurt really bad. And then he he was done

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with politics like shortly after that. Yeah, he was. He retired. Yeah, he was done. I was

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very happy when he retired. Yeah. Well, most people would like working to be extremely

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happy when Nancy Pelosi euthanizes her freaking position. She's like a hundred years old.

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I don't give a fuck how old she is. You know what? She is the devil. She is the devil.

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She is absolutely the devil. And she's doing the antithesis of what this country needs.

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And yeah, in in everyone is blind to it, except for nobody. Nobody's blind to it. It's all

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good. We know what she's doing. You got an agenda. She doesn't know. I wouldn't have

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been the president had it not been for your encouragement and support. It wouldn't have

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gone most of what I've got done without your skill and determination. Former President

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Barack Obama. Oh, fantastic. Said that for Harry Reid. Harry Reid. Yeah, that's great.

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President Joe Biden called a dear friend and a giant of our history. Oh, I'm sorry. That

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was the Cyclops. What was his name? Cyclops. The what? Who's the guy that passed away that

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Joe Biden went to his funeral? William Byrd. Yeah, he went to William Byrd. You're talking

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about the Grandmaster Dragon of the KKK? Yeah, he was a Cyclops. Yeah, you're right. He was

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some weird. No, he was a Cyclops. He really was. They really do have some weird terminologies.

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Yeah. Anyway, speaking of. Yes. Turning one hundred. No. Did you see who's turning one

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hundred? I know it's not William Shatner. No. Betty White.

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Really? Yes. She's awesome. That girl was terrific. Yeah, she still is. Yeah. She's

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still going. She's so funny. And she does all kinds of these. What is a hundred years

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old? She does these. They're not standups. What do they call when you bash somebody?

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January 17th. Yeah, the roasting. I love it when she gets on these roasts. Good, too.

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She looks great. January 17th. She'll be 100. My friend, Sushi, my Japanese friend, sent

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me a sent me a meme. Sent me a meme. I never know that one. I just I just sent it to you

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guys. It says my friend Taco. There's a picture that says Betty White realizing that this

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is the last year she could play with Legos because on the age it says four to ninety

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nine. The box. That was her joke. That was that Miller's. I mean, yeah, that middle.

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Betty White's joke. No, it was a meme. Oh, that is hilarious. Oh, that's good. You remember

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her in the proposal? She could no longer. Yes, she was great. I thought she was incredible.

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Yeah, I like the movie proposal with Ryan Reynolds Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. Sandra

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Bullock. Just watch. Yeah, I did. Hey, look, I like I like certain chick flicks and, you

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know, Ryan Reynolds actually has a couple of good chick flicks. I love chick flicks.

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I love the green lantern. We all do. You know, Ronald, he was he was it was funny because,

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you know, he's he's the cliche. It has a bunch of turns because who's going to know Ryan

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Reynolds is wealthy, you know? And so it's just like and plus, you know, I like Sandra

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Bullock. I think she's extremely attractive. She has a new movie. She plays an amazing

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bitch in that. Yeah, she's she's a right. She's a major bitch. And she's totally hanging

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over. I think career over his head. Betty brought her out when she was out in the middle

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of the forest. And she's doing that dance. Yeah. My balls. It's a sweat down down my

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balls. That's an 80s like an 80s song. Yeah, it's called low or, you know, it's just funny

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because Ryan Reynolds characters comes walking around like, oh, yeah, sweat down my balls.

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Balls is what you came up with. It's it's it's a great movie. You know, great movie. It's,

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you know, from a guy, the cliche thing, you're not supposed to like that kind of stuff.

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I like whatever. I like that stuff, man. Great movie. Sean likes beaches as well. I do not

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like beaches. I do not like Magnolia. Steel Magnolia. Talking about the one with Bette

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Midler. Yeah, Midler. Yeah. I've never seen that. Bette Midler. It's about cancer. Her

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name is cancer. I've never seen speeches. Still, Magnolia's with Sally Fields. Yeah,

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I've still Stanley McPhils. And who was the other tall, beautiful bitch in the Olympia?

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Do caucus? No, no, no, no. Pretty woman. Oh, a fry. Green tomato. No, pretty woman. Yeah.

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What is that girl's name? Julia Roberts. Yeah, Julia Roberts. I like Julia Roberts. She's

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awesome. She started. Yeah. And there was another movie. Pretty woman. Pretty woman.

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No, there was one. She was like she was a lawyer's assistant assistant and she was Aaron

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Brockovich. Yes. She did a great job at Aaron Brockovich. I liked it. The very end when

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he gave her her check, why gave you the money that you should have deserved? And she was

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like, you should you better give me a you can't pay me whatever. And she looks at the

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check. It's like a million bucks. Something like that. When you're talking about the Pelican

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brief, Pelican brief as well. Yes. That's the one where she's a lawyer's assistant.

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That's a John Grisham. Professor's assistant. Yes. I read that book. Denzel Washington.

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Denzel Washington. I like Denzel. Denzel's got such a unique. He's good. Our VIP guest

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is a movie buff. I will tell you. Yeah, he can he can pull shit out of anywhere. Denzel

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Washington. Good. Denzel Washington has a new movie coming out. Denzel, the trials of

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Macbeth. Really? William Shakespeare? Correct. Interesting. He's also from the air. Cohen

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Brothers made it. So he also want to come out with a faith based movie. I want to say

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Washington. Well, have you seen some of the interviews where he's hoping he's hoping

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it's going to be a big hit because he's going out on a limb with the faith based thing.

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Well, hold on. I want to I want to jump back to the William Shakespeare thing. Is this

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a parody of a William Shakespeare or is this back in the time of William Shakespeare? It's

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Macbeth. It is. But is it a modern day? He speaks old English. He speaks old English

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apparently. And Washington does Denzel Washington. I would I would I would want to see that.

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It's a four three aspect ratio. I watch him in black and white. He's a stud man. Total

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stud. Do we you know what? He's I don't want to say he's a Republican, but he's not a

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Democrat. He has some really good thoughts. So there was a story about him where the police

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had some guy pulled over and it was, you know, the same typical white policeman. Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Hold on. I'm sorry. I forgot I got peach mango. That's on you, bro. You got to

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taste like a sneaker. Yeah, you got to finish it. So he was Denzel was driving by a situation

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where white cops had a black guy pulled out of his car and they were on the sidewalk and

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it was getting tense and testy. That dude pulls over and mitigates. Oh, yeah. I heard

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about that. Yes. He mitigates the situation. He was like, well, what's going on? How can

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I help officers? And they were like, oh, my God, that's Denzel Washington. And the black

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guy was like, whoa, that's Denzel Washington. I mean, and they all they all kind of calmed

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down and Denzel was like, yo, guys, come on, we can work this out type of thing. And they

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all took pictures and dude, I mean, talk about putting where your money, the money, the money

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that's using your notoriety for something good. Good. And I just hope and pray that

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Denzel Washington isn't one of these these I think I think for real. Well, there's interviews

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and snippets where he calls people out and he says some really good things. Well, that's

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good. Mr. Producer, can you look up Denzel Washington faith based movie kind of like

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Mel Gibson? He's going out on a major limb. If what I heard. Well, Mel Gibson did it.

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Oh, with the passion, passion of the crash of the Christ. Yes. He spent his personal

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money on that, right? Yeah, he did quite well. I never saw that movie. Yeah. So he's neither.

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What is what's up with that? I don't know. You know what? I wasn't a. But God first,

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I mean, I don't know. I don't know what the movie is coming out. I wish I knew. Here we

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go. Here we go. There it is right there. It's called Please God. Denzel Washington hopes

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his faith based film will please God this Christmas. So is it already out? I haven't

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heard anything about it. So this film. OK, it plays. It pays tribute to his Christian

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beliefs. He directed it. It's called a journal, a journal for Jordan tells the story of First

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Sergeant Charles Monroe King and his family. He died in a Charles died in Iraq 2006, leaving

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behind his partner, Dana Kennedy and their infant son, Jordan. OK, well, I mean, it seems

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like a. Anyway, I just that's all I knew. That sounds like a very emotional. Yeah, yeah.

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That's very emotional. Yeah. And so anyway, I mean, look, look at him. This is a one of

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the biggest a listeners we can probably think of. Right. You got you got Tom Cruise and

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Kevin Costner. He raised it in Washington. He raised with those. Oh, these guys. He's

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respected. He's at the top. He's respected by everybody. Religion and Christianity is

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not is taboo in Hollywood, but it does well. It does. But it's taboo in Hollywood. And

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look at him coming out and being like. I'm doing my thing. I'm doing my thing with this

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movie. He directed it. I love it. Scroll down just a little bit. Have you seen Training

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Day? I have not. Well, it's a good movie. By who? Training Day. Alan, you've seen Training

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Day Denzel. Training Day. That's good. I saw training. I was talking about an old movie

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there. It's been 10 years. Who was that? He had 20 years ago. It's good. I recommend it.

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2001. Damn, you're right. He's a kid right there. That's who he was training right there.

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That's his name. I was trying to remember. Come down. Go back up. Right there. Oh, that's

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Ethan Hawke. That's who he was trained. That's who is that Ethan Hawke? Yeah. Is that back

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mountain guy? No, no, no, no, no, no. That guy's dead. He's the other guy. Heath Ledger.

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Oh, no, no, no. Jake, Billy, I like Jake Hoyt is up with promotion and is a training days

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about a cop detective, a highly decorated narcotics officer for a one day evaluation.

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I have not seen that. I recommend it. So is this where like an officer is crooked and

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shoots? Not necessarily. He's crooked, but he pushes the boundaries quite a bit. Is that

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is what you just saw right there? Is that the kid that's going to is playing the role

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with that new Denzel Washington movie? No, no. Even hot. No, no, no, no, no. That's Denzel.

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Oh, yeah. No, that's that's the movie right there. A Journal for Jordan. That's the guy

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that did Creed, the son of Creed. That's the guy that just did be Jordan. Yeah, he's yeah,

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he did Creed. Read one and two. Oh, the box, the boxing, the boxes. Yeah, with the stavest

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stavestas to live without remorse. OK, which is pretty good. He did. I heard they heard

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they were good. He's he's a good actor. And that's the thing. You got to give Stavesta

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Stallone some from props for keeping keeping the Rocky series relevant. Do you know that

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he is the only actor or producer, whatever you want to call it? Yeah. That's had a number

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one hit in six consecutive decades. So that's just alone. Well, that's the number one movie.

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Well, Rocky one. What the hell, man? That is incredible. That is incredible. That's

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six years. I'm pretty sure six years, six decades is what I think I remember. So I remember

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there was a low right where he kind of fell off the radar and then he came out with Copland

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and that was like majorly. You know, the New Jersey cops claimed, you know, whatever.

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Well, you had the head Rocky and then you had Rambo Predator. Then you had those Arnold.

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Damn it. Then you had the Expendables in the 2000s. The Expenders that helped. There were

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three of them. Yeah, there were the Expendables that you had. There was a few others. The

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Demolition Man. You had Cliffhanger in the 90s and shit like that. Demolition Man. We're

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talking about a number one movie. Yeah. Number one in six consecutive Rambo's. Judge Dredd,

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the Rambo's, Rocky, Dredd, the Expendables. He was in a Cobra Cobra. That was pretty

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extensive. That's when he married that real tall Russian bitch. Whatever her name was.

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He was also the shark in Suicide Squad. So really? Yeah. So that's number one for a while,

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right? Yeah, I don't know. Rambo. The original Rambo was amazing. I liked them all. Second

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one was good. Third one when he's in Afghanistan fighting the Russians was ridiculous. I just

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remember there was a scene he had like, I don't know, it was like a pistol and he jumps

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out and there's this huge Russian helicopter gunship coming at him and he's like, he kills

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it of course. Oh, he blows it. He's running straight at it and they're like shooting everything

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at him and he kills it. Yeah. He may have been like. There's been lots of jokes about

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all, you know, he lost his son too here a few years ago. Really? Yeah. And his son is

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one that played in one of the Rambo, not the one of the Rambo. Yeah, one of the Rambo movies

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was that was his son, the dark-haired kid. Yeah, there were the movies right there. How'd

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he die? You know? I don't know. I remember that. I don't think I ever heard. Mr. Stallone,

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he's going to go down. Oh, he's really good. I need to go back and watch that again. He's,

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I tell you, he's good. I'll tell you what made a lot of those movies was not the acting

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so much as it was the music. I mean, I don't know who did the music for him, but it was

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incredible. Yeah. But there it is right there. That's the Stallone son died of heart disease.

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How young he was? Thirty six, man. That's young for heart disease. 2012. That's well

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back. That was 10 years ago. Do you remember him when he was in the one Rocky where he

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came back? No. When he was running the restaurant. This is after his wife. Yeah. Rocky has a

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restaurant. I'm not sure I watched any of those and the boxer. I stopped at four. They

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had one of those simulation things. Yeah. You know, where they're where they're fighting

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and it showed Rocky actually beating the current heavyweight champion of the world. And so

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they called him out on it. So listen, go fly. So he started training again. So he went through

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the training and his son had a big job because he was his father was a former champion in

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the world, whatever. He couldn't stand it. Okay. Because it was all about his father.

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Never about him. You know, one of those things. Anyway, that's his real son in that. Oh, how

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heartbreaking. No, no son should ever pass away before. No, you should never bury a child

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to net it. Yeah, there you go. Bingo. You should. Yep. You nailed it. You know what?

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The gardens of the galaxy. I was still trying to figure out, but you know what? I was thinking,

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well, maybe he's wearing a lot of makeup. No, uh, gardens of the galaxy. Do you remember

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Chris Pratt's dad? The not was real dad, but the guy with the blue face that had the little

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Russell, it's a not Kurt Russell, Kurt Russell. He's the guy from the one planet. Kurt Russell

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is a real dad. Yeah, he's real. I'm talking about Chris Pratt. The blue guy was just alone.

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So there was the character called a Stakar. Oh, guard. And he was, uh, there was part

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of like a police force. And, um, so the blue guy, the blue face, he was, um, what do they

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call it? When you do something bad and you get dishonorably discharged, he got dishonorably

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discharged from this police force. Okay. So that's, uh, Sylvester Stallone was his boss

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in. He was like the sergeant of the police force, so to speak, and the gardens of the

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galaxy. I never, I don't even remember seeing that movie. Oh, that's good. That actually

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is pretty good. Chris Pratt, Chris Pratt, somebody that I think is, I thought he was

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a comedy guy. Yeah. Well, Chris, like a Will Ferrell or something. Yeah. He played in a

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recreation. Not obnoxious. I hate Will Ferrell. I don't like Will Ferrell. Really? He's got

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some funny shit. I will not watch anything he's in. Why? Oh, you're being a little, you're

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being a little black and white on this. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What is the song? Is

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it more cowbell? No, no. The other one, Amy or, uh, afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

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Uh, producer afternoon delight. Will Ferrell. You'll appreciate pull it up. You'll appreciate

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afternoon delight. So anyways, this is a man. What is it? The star? This is what is the,

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the, the newscast show the anchorman. So anchorman will ferrell. I mean, yeah, he's funny and

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he can be quite obnoxious and there are certain parts where you have some really funny skits

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where these guys are actually spot on and it's, it's, it's, it's so funny because let's

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watch this one. Let's see if he pops it up. You really want to know what love is? Yeah.

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Yes. Tell us more than anything in the world, Ron. Well, it's really quite simple. It's

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kind of like gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight.

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My motto has always been when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a

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cold dark night when everything's a little clear in the light of day. And we know the

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night is always going to be there anyway. Thinking of you's working up my appetite.

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Looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbing sticks and stones together make the

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sparks ignite. And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight.

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Afternoon delight. You guys have it. I know Ron. That sounds kind of crazy. That's pretty

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good. You have mental problems, man. Yeah. You're brain damaged. Yeah, it really does.

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They're brain damaged. Afternoon delight. Some of the, some of this comedy is, it's

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out. I enjoy some of it. I enjoy all of it, actually. I enjoy Will Ferrell. There are

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some like, what is it, Land of the Lost? But you haven't seen Elf? No. Oh, I'll tell you,

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there's something about Will Ferrell. I don't know what it is. Just one of those things.

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Now, what's the other one? Carrie, Jim Carrey? I just like some of his stuff. Yeah. Well,

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Jim Carrey is a, he kind of jumped the shark for me. I liked all his stuff and I watched

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all his stuff. Pet Detective and Ace Ventura. Yeah, Ace Ventura was fantastic. You need

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to watch Elf. Well, I mean, if you don't like a character, it's kind of tough. Elf is on

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my Christmas list. I watched Elf. I watched Christmas. Christmas story? The Christmas

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story where you shoot your eye out. Oh yeah. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I mean,

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I purchased them on whatever the primer, so I have it. I can watch it on anything. Well,

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don't forget about Die Hard. That is not a Christmas movie. There's a whole debate going

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on. Huge debate. Is it a Christmas movie? It's not a Christmas movie. It's absolutely a Christmas

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movie. It's not a Christmas movie. It happens during Christmas. Yes, there are people who

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get together and watch it every Christmas. Well, I mean, that's their Christmas and that's

499
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special for them. That's because it happens during Christmas. That's right. Generally

500
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,960
speaking, it's not a Christmas movie. It's a Christmas movie. Because they don't talk

501
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:41,200
about Christmas stuff in the Christmas. Well, I guess they don't really do. No, I mean,

502
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:46,440
Elf is. This is a huge debate. I'm not even sure you see a Christmas tree. Yeah, there's

503
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,360
a Christmas tree. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Because they're at a Christmas party at the

504
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,280
tapenoki. Yes, they are. Oh, that's right. At Naomi Tower. Tapenoki Plaza or whatever

505
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:59,360
that is. Naomi Tower, Plaza, whatever it was. Nakatomi. So my boss. Nakatomi. My boss told

506
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:04,840
a story where he was interviewing a candidate for a for a position. And one of the final

507
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:09,760
questions he asked was, I only have one more question. Die hard. And the guy looked at

508
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:16,560
everybody was like, is it a Christmas movie or not? So it defines apparently it's a defining.

509
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:24,280
It's a defining characteristic of it. It's an opinion. One or the other. Of course. Of

510
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:28,520
course. Anyway, to me, if you don't have Santa Claus, then it's not a Christmas movie. OK.

511
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:33,760
All right. It has to have Santa Claus. It's got to have the spirit of some sort of Christmas

512
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:39,600
influence. And Die Hard to me doesn't it doesn't. And I get it. There's Christmas shit going

513
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:44,080
on in there. And there's snow. Come on. It snows at the very end. It's not a Christmas

514
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:50,400
movie. Stop with the shenanigans. It's not a Christmas movie. If it's a Christmas experience

515
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:54,720
that you enjoy. Are you for it or against? I'm for it being a Christmas movie. Me too.

516
00:56:54,720 --> 00:57:00,360
Two to two. We have a stalemate. You know, it's funny. It doesn't know. Again, we watch

517
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:05,640
Harry Potter. We watched Harry Potter. Yeah. And there's a Christmas party. I'm thinking,

518
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:11,360
oh, so is this a Christmas movie? It is. It's not instantaneously Christmas party. It's

519
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:16,640
not even Christmas. They're exchanging presents. There's a tree. There's a party. There's nothing

520
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:22,200
that said anything about Christ. They called it Christmas. Did they? Yes. They say Xmas.

521
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:27,040
They're like Merry Christmas. Yes. All right. Don't take Christ out of Christmas. Well,

522
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,560
they're like Merry Christmas. I was doing shorthand on a text and you guys freaking

523
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,480
beat me up on that. I blew you up on that one. OK, you better jump the subject on this

524
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:40,080
one. We're getting under religion. You get away stuck on one there. Yeah. See, it says

525
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:45,000
right there Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It is. Just because it says it on there. Just

526
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:50,400
because some hardcore liberal. I thought you guys didn't listen to what you see on the

527
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:57,440
news. I got a crowd. I don't. I believe anything I read on the Internet. He does. He does. I

528
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,840
never even read the Internet. I know you don't. I tell you. I or a newspaper or listen to

529
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:06,080
a news story. I know whenever you visit, I tell you about some major event that happened

530
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:10,680
and you're like, I don't know anything about it. Yeah. An asteroid hit the earth and half

531
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:15,680
the people died. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't think about that. But it's a Christmas. You know

532
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:21,040
what I told Paul as related to that, I said, if we get invaded, make sure you call me on

533
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:26,480
my cell phone and let me know what's happening so I know how to prepare for it. True. So

534
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:32,800
bad. But you know what? I've got to over anything. I don't worry about it. That's what I mean.

535
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:37,320
You check the news how many times a day. He doesn't worry about that. A bunch. A bunch.

536
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:42,560
It's true. You know, and I respect that. I tell you what, you live a much less stressful

537
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,680
life when you don't know. I've been there to be a hundred foot because I don't listen

538
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:49,320
to the news. A newspaper or whatever. You know what? That was one thing I was thinking

539
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:53,360
of. You know, when I was thinking of topics for the podcast tonight and I wanted to get

540
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,800
into, you know, what it's like growing up in the fifties and sixties and I was thinking

541
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:03,440
to myself, I grew up in the sixties. No, you didn't. I was born. I was born. Whatever that

542
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:13,240
doesn't count. So I grew up? No. Nothing grew at all. So, I'm not trying to make it, I'm

543
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:18,040
not trying to paint it like it was the stone ages, but nowadays we live in a world when

544
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:22,440
something happens anywhere on the globe, we know it within minutes. We know it within

545
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:27,600
minutes. I mean, we just found out Harry Reid died. Yeah, but when you grew up, would it

546
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:32,440
take, I mean, it definitely would take like the best case scenario, getting the paper

547
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:39,560
the next morning. Sometimes it might be a week later. Or the 10 o'clock news. Yeah. Like

548
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:46,160
the next day. Walter Cronkite. I mean, shit. I mean, the world just wasn't as connected.

549
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:50,720
Put this in perspective as far as, like fantasy football, for example. I mean, there was a

550
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,960
time when we were playing fantasy football. We didn't find out until the next day. To

551
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:00,760
find out the stats, we had to wait until the Monday morning paper came out. Oh yeah, there

552
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,280
were people that manually tracked that. And you had to, you had to look at the Monday

553
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,200
morning paper because it wasn't a website. There weren't anything that you go search

554
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:12,280
like that. There was no worldwide web. And so that's what we would do. We'd pull up the

555
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:16,880
Monday morning paper and we'd pull up the stats and that's how we figured out how many

556
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,360
passes. And do you remember? They would have them all listed. It was crazy the amount of

557
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:26,240
information that they had on the NFL. Yeah. You know, not just that, but the basketball,

558
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:32,920
the assists, the three pointers, and just the amount of information they had. The NHL,

559
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:37,000
you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the internet. The slap shots, the, the assists.

560
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,520
No question. The internet completely changed the world in a profound way. I mean, well,

561
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:47,240
okay, first off, the industrial revolution, right? We've, we've, that was. Is this with

562
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:52,240
the Bessemer process? Do what? Is this with the steel, the Bessemer process, the industrial

563
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:57,560
revolution? I mean, it was. The newly effect. It was the discovery of fossil fuels changed

564
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:02,960
the world, right? Burning coal. And we want to get off fossil fuels now. No, I know. But,

565
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:07,240
but that, it changed the world. I mean, it made. They want to get off fossil fuels so

566
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:12,080
that we can use fossil fuels to charge up their batteries. Correct. So that, that was

567
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:16,640
the game changer at the turn of the century. But I would say the web had the most profound

568
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:22,040
effect on, on connecting the world like never before. I'm going to ask a real, oh, that's

569
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,200
a stupid question. It's a question. There are no stupid questions. Sean's with us. No

570
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,400
matter what you want to find out, you can Google it and they'll come up with some kind

571
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:33,840
of an answer, right? Absolutely. Correct. So how does that information get there? Algorithms.

572
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:39,760
Well, hold on. So newspapers, it's websites. How did the qu- Well, it's all websites. Well,

573
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:44,520
he's not saying how the search results get there. I mean, information gets there. You

574
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:48,040
can bring up anything and it gives you a damn answer on it. Yeah, but let's, let me, let

575
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:55,320
me say something here. For example, if you were to type in, like last year, this was

576
01:01:55,320 --> 01:02:04,520
probably, you can type in any number. You can say 225. Okay. And you type it in there.

577
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:11,400
He's about to do that. And it would say, uh, there was 225 deaths today from COVID. You

578
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:20,520
type in 116. There's 116 deaths today in this city. And so to answer your question, um,

579
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:27,840
it's all bullshit. So how do they get that answer? It's, it's a lot of it's predetermined.

580
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:32,200
A lot of it's like is exactly what Jeff said. It's logarithms, depending on what you're

581
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:37,440
looking for. So if you ask for a recipe on something, it comes up. Yeah. So somebody

582
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:41,720
from some book that had that had to put it in there, some website, some website. So if

583
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,800
it's not on the website, they're not going to be able to pull it. So it has to be a website

584
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:49,320
somewhere that it knows. And there's ways you can make your website show up on Google

585
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:55,440
and you can pay money to do that. So when there's a search, it pulls my website back

586
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:59,680
first because I have these, these keywords. So you, you have these words that you could

587
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:04,560
put, you could embed in your website. So when there's searches, it pulls back. All right.

588
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:10,120
So, so, but I think, I think you're, we're going another layer deeper here. So if you

589
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:15,760
were to ask about woodworking, right, there are, there are professional companies that

590
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:21,200
do woodworking and there are millions of people in the world that have a passion for woodworking

591
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:26,480
and all these people have websites and they, they personally, the companies or the private

592
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:33,640
individuals upload information about woodworking. They take all that data and that information

593
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:42,040
is there. It's out there. Now these Googles and duck duck, go and search engines, mine

594
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:47,440
that information that people put up in the internet, each one of them. And it displays

595
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:51,800
something that's relevant to what you're looking for. And that could be anything, any hobby,

596
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:56,640
any interest, any history website. I mean, you want to talk, if you want to talk about

597
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:01,320
like bombers and world war two, there are people that that's their hobby, their passion

598
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:07,120
to research bombers in world war two and put that shit on a, on a website for people to,

599
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:13,600
to know. And then, and then the search engine, there are, there are servers out there. And

600
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:19,880
when I say servers, there are, there are, you know what a hard drive is. So there are

601
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:26,280
hard drives out there. There are server rooms filled with hard drives that are the size

602
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:33,280
of a football field. Yeah. Endless information, thousands of servers. And their only function

603
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:40,520
isn't to really store data. It's, it's to temporarily store data. So anything out there

604
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:44,640
on the internet is all, I mean, it's, if you say it's, it's, it's on the internet, it's

605
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:49,360
there forever. And it kind of is, but they have all the shared data. Yeah. But when you

606
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:55,040
say the cloud, is it, it's still on data? Yes. It's, it's still, when you say the cloud,

607
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:59,760
it's on a server. It just goes onto a server. The server isn't floating on space. Why ask

608
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:05,320
that now? It's, it's in, it's in a warehouse somewhere with a thousand computers and there

609
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:11,880
are thousands of warehouses that they all share the same data. So they may have a file

610
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:16,920
over here in this warehouse and you, you click a link and you'll be over in this warehouse.

611
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:22,920
So it's just, you know, they try to consolidate things to make things faster. And some of

612
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:32,400
these servers are owned by different companies. So they kind of manipulate or cater to specifics

613
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:39,160
of what you're asking. So to try to sell something to you, right? You're in that field. I think

614
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:44,800
one thing kind of, kind of changed the subject a little bit because Alan said the word cloud.

615
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:50,220
I think, you know, the cloud, everyone's moving to the cloud cloud, cloud cloud cloud cloud.

616
01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:57,760
And I don't necessarily like that because there are so many ways to lose your data or

617
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:02,740
to get hacked, to get lost when it's sitting out there on a server somewhere. Yeah. Instead

618
01:06:02,740 --> 01:06:06,000
of on your hard drive down there, it gets still get hacked on your hard drive. But there

619
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:12,080
are so many things that are happening now because of the cloud that are causing a lot

620
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:17,160
of issues. Yeah. So somebody could shut you down really quick. Country down. Oh, it's

621
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,760
shut my company all the time. That's exactly how it happened. So to to to I was thinking

622
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:26,080
of a satellite or those things. No, no, no. I was thinking about a big warehouse. I had

623
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:31,600
satellites that are rotating around the world breaking it down to the simplest form ever.

624
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:37,080
Cloud is somebody else's computer. Correct. That's it. Like if you like if you saved your

625
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:43,120
you had access to my computer, this computer, and you save drives files to it. And it basically

626
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:48,480
it's an extension of your computer. Look at the look at the TV. Yeah. It's somebody else's

627
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:54,240
computer. Those are servers. It's just there's there's tremendous server farms. I'm talking

628
01:06:54,240 --> 01:07:00,440
about out of school, back out of the military, the whole shot, right? Yeah. And they we've

629
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:07,720
got our first computers in and build up the whole room. Well, the cards you put in there

630
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:16,200
now that five by five with the hole. No, this one is like this. It had to be it had to be

631
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:22,320
at least 24 inches by 24 inches, a big floppy drive. And you picked it up and you shoved

632
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:28,440
it in the computer. My dad brought one home. Yeah. Yeah. White disk about this big. Four

633
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:34,080
megabytes. So we had one. We had one computer. I had five words. It took up the size of this

634
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:39,400
room. Yeah. One. Yeah. Transistor tubes and shit. So anyway, that's where I came from.

635
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:45,120
I mean, there was no pagers, no telephones in your car, the low mobile, not even in your

636
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:51,240
car at that time. Right. Yeah. And you have still had a lot of phone booths. Oh, yeah.

637
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:58,520
Technology was unbelievable. The evolution of technology is is unbelievable. I saw a

638
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:03,560
pay phone the other day. Did you use it? Does it work? I didn't check it, but I was just

639
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:07,160
like, I was like walking there. I was like, God damn, it was a pay phone. Yeah, they're

640
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:11,040
so out there. There's not very many of them. Is that real? You know, in the Lakeview Bar,

641
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:15,800
the original the phone booths we had is a wooden pay phone is like what you see in the

642
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:22,960
original like Superman movie where he goes in, right? It's a wooden pay phone or telephone

643
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:28,440
in there. Yeah, pay phones got the nickels, dimes and quarter. Right. And it doesn't work,

644
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:32,120
though. But it's still sitting there like it did. Like it was when I went there when

645
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:38,080
I was, you know, if you were to buy one, five years old, they are awesome. Off the charts

646
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:43,840
expensive. That's it. All phone. Very nostalgic. I just think they have them over in London

647
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:47,920
and stuff. They still have those. Well, they were going to shut them down and the people

648
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:53,640
rebelled because I think it's iconic because that's just about to use that word. Iconic

649
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:57,360
iconic England. And they said, OK, they're going to leave them. They're going to leave

650
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:02,480
them. And not that anybody uses them. But it's you know, it's it looks good. It's like

651
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:08,400
the double decker red bus. It's a classic. What about it? I think that's iconic Britain,

652
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:17,360
London, Cuba. Yeah, 1960s Chevy's and 5756 Chevy's in 1952. Whatever. You know, it's

653
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,840
so crazy. My kids have like, you know, all of our kids have no frame of reference, right?

654
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:26,040
I was coming home from work one day and I needed gas. All right. So I pulled into a

655
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:33,680
gas station and I started pumping the gas. I started pumping the gas and then I panicked

656
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:38,640
and I let go of the handle and I stopped pumping because I realized I don't have my wallet.

657
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:44,280
I forgot that I had left it at home, but I already pumped. I pumped like two dollars

658
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:49,720
or a dollar and I was like, shit, I have no money. And I picked up the handle and I and

659
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:54,640
I put it back and I was like. What am I going to drive off? What am I going to do? No, I

660
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:59,360
wasn't sure what to do. So I went to the pay phone because I was going to ask Shelly to

661
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:06,440
bring me my wallet from home. So I'm on the pay phone and I use a calling card. Right?

662
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:09,480
And I use it. Do they still have those? And I type in the number for the calling card.

663
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:13,680
And as I'm doing that, I'm getting, I'm getting a calling card out. The lady walks out from

664
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:17,840
the, from the thing. She goes, you need to pay. You need to pay. And I was like, I don't

665
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:22,800
have my wallet. I, I don't have my wallet. I didn't mean to start pumping. It literally

666
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,080
was like under two dollars. And this guy was walking by me and he goes, how much, hey,

667
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,520
how much, what are you in for? I go, dude, I think it's like a dollar fifty. You go,

668
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:37,840
hey man, I got you. Right. But the whole thing was I was no cell phone, no, you know what

669
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:43,520
I mean? What a different world. And that was just what? Ten years ago. What was that? Why

670
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:50,720
privilege? Right. Crazy. I'd rather be without cell phones to be honest. I changed the world

671
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:55,960
to another thing. I said, I could do without it. It's a ruin, a ruination of our society

672
01:10:55,960 --> 01:11:02,680
was a damn cell phone. Yeah, I could do without it. Basically has turned us into cyborgs.

673
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:10,360
Yeah, it has. It's I mean, it has as much for as much positivity as it's brought just

674
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:15,440
as much negativity. Double. If I could agree with that, I could have double. I have just

675
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:20,400
the old fashioned flip phone so I could call when I was in work. That's one thing. Yeah.

676
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:25,280
But to have all this other shit, I don't need that. Let me like tick tock. I don't have

677
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:33,640
that anymore. So what? I don't. So you you sent a link because my friend sent that to

678
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:37,760
me. Sushi sent that to me. But how did you know what the link was? I forward because

679
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:43,400
it says tick tock on there and I could watch it. Oh, so when you when you finish watching

680
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:49,040
it, what happens after that says log in if you want to see anything more? I don't can't

681
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:52,360
see anything where I can watch that fact check that after the show. All right. I'll show

682
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:55,920
you right now. No, we're going to have to wait. Oh, hey, guys, come on now. Then I can

683
01:11:55,920 --> 01:12:01,840
forward it. Listen, we're in the middle of Christmas taint. Let's not speaking of cell

684
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:07,180
phones. I saw a video today. I don't know if it's true or not, because you can never

685
01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:11,400
tell on these fucking YouTube videos. Oh, it's all fake. Is Tesla coming out with a

686
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:20,520
cell phone? Yes. Why? Because they can because they can because the cell phone. What happened?

687
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:24,480
What hasn't been figured out to where they think they can break into it? Because he's

688
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:32,400
smarter than us. That's the pie. So here's the thing. Elon Musk has not only he's going

689
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:38,920
to be doing his own. It was a pie pie pie. He's doing his own operating system. He's

690
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:49,280
going to try to push his own money using his Tesla money. Dogecoin. Dogecoin. Bullshit.

691
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:57,680
No, that's the thing. And he's going to make it susceptible to work with certain products.

692
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:03,920
So like the Tesla cars. Right. And I told my son to sell my Dogecoin today. What did

693
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:08,200
I tell you? Everything I every decision I make do the opposite. Well, I'll tell you

694
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:16,320
one thing that's starting to do right now. I just received an advertisement for a Donald

695
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:21,840
J. Trump platform. Yeah. Did you get one of those? No, I heard about that. Heard about

696
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:27,760
what? That he is. Yeah, he's coming out with that platform. Well, he is coming out with

697
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:36,520
one is what I'm hearing. But the fact that I'm receiving unsolicited random text messages

698
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:41,440
from somebody I don't even know. Some dude in India. Whatever some Bangladesh elephant

699
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:45,000
rider. They're getting you to click on the link. Oh, that's so racist. Not everybody

700
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,480
from Bangladesh rides elephants. They're spamming you. You know what? That must be my daughter

701
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:58,440
in law. We're going to skip over that part. She's from Bangladesh. She is. My daughter

702
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:01,720
in law is from Bangladesh. Sean was searching for something to say that wasn't quite. He's

703
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:06,000
like, what do I say to that? That's not too bad. He's not kidding. His daughter in law

704
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:11,280
is from Bangladesh. Is she really? Yes. Well, you know what? It's a big thing to be riding

705
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:17,200
elephants down there. Yeah, it is. In India, like in fact, in India. That's Bangladesh,

706
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:22,420
not India. Well, it's in the region. Well, yeah, it's on the planet Earth. All right.

707
01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:29,960
So my point is, is that they do ride elephants. And like in India, they fucking elephants

708
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:35,440
that show up at weddings. Instead of a limo? Instead of a limo. It's like an elephant.

709
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:41,400
It's time for you to come on. Let's go. Is it cheaper? Could be. I don't know. It depends

710
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:45,800
on how much you have to pay the pooper scooper. They don't take any fuel. Boy, have you seen

711
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:50,240
that video? You have to follow it with a truck that takes fuel to pick up the poop. Have

712
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:54,840
you seen the big poops too, man? Have you seen the video where that grain fed where

713
01:14:54,840 --> 01:15:04,560
the elephant is like compacted? Oh, I reach in there and it just blasts. This is TikTok.

714
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:09,760
I sent that. It wasn't on TikTok. No, I said to you, yeah. Did you see it? And it just

715
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:13,200
blasts. Why would I see that? You need to see it. Anyway, this guy with this elephant

716
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:21,840
was constipated. This guy like poked the hornet's nest and it had released. And then all of

717
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:29,720
a sudden it was Niagara fall. It was like a morning after being hungover dump. It was

718
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:36,000
all over. Just spraying violently everywhere. How is that any different than your experience

719
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:43,720
in the bathroom? Well, I'm not typically hungover. What? Really? No, I don't drink that much.

720
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:49,760
Oh, I'm hung. I'm not doing anything today. I'm hung. I don't wake up to one. Oh my God.

721
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:55,880
And then what he usually says is, I have so much work today. What that's code word for

722
01:15:55,880 --> 01:16:03,320
I drank too fucking much and I've been throwing up all morning. I don't recall a time where

723
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:10,080
I drank that much in such a long time. Christmas Eve. Yeah, I didn't drink that much on Christmas.

724
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:16,840
Yeah, I did. And what's your New Year's resolution? I don't want to bullshit anybody anymore.

725
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:24,480
You know, my New Year's resolution is to is to try to trim some of the fat off of this

726
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:31,640
body somehow. I'm not saying I need to. I need to incorporate some new lifestyles into

727
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:39,280
my daily routine to to trim some of the fat because that I'm fat. My blood pressure is

728
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:44,560
high. Yeah. And you know what? I'm having horrible dreams that I'm going to die. That's

729
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:49,840
not cool. You need to get a CPAP. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of things that I need and it's

730
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:55,320
just that's just the whole thing. You know, well, New Year's resolution, you know, resolution

731
01:16:55,320 --> 01:17:00,360
CPAP. Here's the thing. None of us are at optimal health. I would say, Alan, you're

732
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:05,840
probably the healthiest one of the four of us. No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm being

733
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:13,120
serious in terms of diet and in terms of exercise and in terms of like, you know, overall. What

734
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:19,800
the hell? Guys, we got to get our shit together. We do. Yeah, I got 13 pages. I just had to

735
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:24,360
go to the cardiologist and stuff. Yeah, check out those old cell phone now that I was a year

736
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:28,960
ago. Good for you. I mean, number wise, it's just numbers, not a whole lot of different.

737
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:32,680
But I mean, all right, so not to get crazy dark on that. I'm old. How often do you go

738
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:38,840
to the doctor? Like a physical? That's a sore subject. Okay, so look, I used to go like

739
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:43,680
every six months. That's what you're supposed to go. Yeah, I went every six months. I haven't

740
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:49,480
really gone regularly in the last three years. And so when's the last time you had your blood

741
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:55,080
pressure checked, your cholesterol checked, your three years? Okay, that's not doing every

742
01:17:55,080 --> 01:18:00,000
I do it every year. That's unacceptable. You need to you need to go. Yeah. Well, are you

743
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:07,640
are you 50? Yeah, here's the thing. I am running out of my medicine. I have to go back to the

744
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:12,920
doctor. And when I go back to the doctor, he always tell you you're overweight. Don't

745
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:19,040
worry about that. He's going to do everything. Good. I'm actually, he's going to do everything.

746
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:24,720
And I know he's gonna do everything because I and I anticipated this and I know I mean,

747
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:30,040
I had so many I had three refills on my medicine. And I know that when that medicine is done

748
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:34,680
and I go back to the doctor, he's going to give me the finger wave. He's going to check

749
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:40,480
the prostate. He's going to schedule the colonoscopy. You got to go get one of those. I can promise

750
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:45,960
you. Yeah, he's got he's going to do everything. And that's okay. I've accepted it. It's I

751
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:50,560
know. I'm not afraid to go to the doctor. I mean, in a prior podcast, I had discussed

752
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:55,000
what had happened. And, you know, I'm going to do the super, super cliff notes. But long

753
01:18:55,000 --> 01:19:01,720
story short, I didn't want I didn't want people shoving the fingers in my ass. You know, that's

754
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:07,920
not a finger. Well, my doctor has huge hands. So I was like, I have a solution for you.

755
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:12,120
I'm not so worried about the finger up the ass thing. I was a large finger. I know. But

756
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:16,200
I'm worried about heart sausage more than anything. I'm worried about heart health. Isn't

757
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:23,080
your father have heart issues? Um, well, he's still alive. So, you know, yeah, he's got

758
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:27,680
heart issues. And you have not had your I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm

759
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:32,960
not going to get beat up over this whole thing. It was it was very immature for me to to not

760
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:36,080
see the doctor. Look, the only reason I haven't gone to the doctor in three years because

761
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:40,720
the last time that I went, I swear to God, he buried a fucking ring in my asshole. And,

762
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:44,520
you know, searching for that prostate. Well, that has I haven't been back since I had nothing

763
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:48,080
to do with the heart. I'm more worried about the heart. But a colonoscopy would do that.

764
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,560
And they don't have to worry. You put they put a small thing up your rear. Not to tell

765
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:56,440
you what the colonoscopy. That's not as bad as I thought. Not a big deal. It used to be

766
01:19:56,440 --> 01:20:02,400
the night before is way worse than yes. And the thing is preparation. Yes. The worst part

767
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:07,200
was is the timing. Right. If I would have started earlier, I could have got the bed

768
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:11,560
at a normal time. Right. But the fact is, I was up until fucking one two o'clock in

769
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:16,680
the morning. Still drinking, drinking, you know, drinking. Well, part of now that I was

770
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:23,200
fucking. Now you only have a pound of stakes. When I started, you had a whole gallon. You

771
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:28,840
were butt losing. They don't have a lot of lives. I know. Yeah, my doctor. Yes. I'll

772
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:33,260
tell you what. That was the word. It would take me. You have to drink eight ounces every

773
01:20:33,260 --> 01:20:37,440
30 minutes. Yeah, they don't do it. It would take the whole 30 minutes for me to drink

774
01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:43,320
that eight ounces. It tasted so bad. So he did. He did pills. There's pills. No drinking

775
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:46,720
thing. I did the drinking thing, too. And I did it like a year ago. This is for the

776
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:53,680
colonoscopy. Yes. Yeah. They got to clear everything out of your clear. I'm all right.

777
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:57,960
Look, I'm going to get it done. I'm going to get it done. It's going to happen in January.

778
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:01,560
I'm going to get a full bill, clean bill of health. And we're going to get down to the

779
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:05,640
bottom of a lot of stuff that's going on. You know, I had my first massage today. Did

780
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:10,560
I guys tell you that? Yeah, you did. I had my first hour and a half. And you had a happy

781
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:18,160
ending. Well, I was anal massage. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, an anal massage. Why

782
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:22,880
is that what you said? That's the same thing as a colonoscopy, bro. I know. What kind of

783
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:26,320
package do you? What did they put up there? You said an hour and a half. They massage

784
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:31,800
everything. What did they put up there? Everything. Well, that was like the doctor's note. This

785
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:38,960
masseuse did not do anything in the anal region except pass it. You know, no, they kind of

786
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:44,440
rubbed kind of like right over it. You were laying face down and she goes, I'm ready to

787
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:49,280
put in your butthole. That's not what she said. And you're like, I'm sorry, what? And she

788
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:57,360
looks like, oh, what's happening? No, that's not what happened at all. That what happened?

789
01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:02,120
No, I don't care about. I don't care about the colonoscopy as much. I do care about the

790
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:06,120
heart. Now, the colonoscopy is big. I get that shit taken care of. Hold on. Hold on.

791
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:13,000
I do want to share about the whole massage thing. That was the best thing I've had in

792
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:19,280
years. Was it the time of session? I don't know. Hot stone hurt. Well, it was hot. They

793
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:24,720
had a very hot bed. I laid on the bed. It was hot. Were you? Well, here's what you're

794
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:31,560
laying on top of another man. No, I was never. And I was not nude either. And I kind of regret

795
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:36,440
that I wish I would have taken off everything because I was I was uncertain what was going

796
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:39,440
to happen when I walk in there because it's my first one. So I walk and she was like,

797
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:43,800
well, some people prefer to put on their underwear. And I was like, all right, well, I'm not wearing

798
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:48,280
underwear. So you jeans? I'm wearing like these shorts that have the built in little underwear

799
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:53,560
thing. So I was like, that's all I got. So that's what I'm wearing. So when she's doing

800
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:57,480
the massage, she was kind of laughing a little bit because I'm wearing these big shorts.

801
01:22:57,480 --> 01:23:01,480
It's like it's kind of harder to massage your whole leg when you're, you know, when you

802
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:08,480
get so we have shorts go down to your knees. Well, kind of. But the but the thing, the

803
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:13,160
reality of it is, is that when I went in there, you know, you get under a blanket. Right.

804
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:17,880
Correct. I've never done that before. So I didn't know what to expect. So now the next

805
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:23,480
one, I'll get under the blanket and I'll be nude. Right. And you pitch a tent. Well, I

806
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:27,880
hope not. Well, they start rubbing and you can't help it. No, I didn't pitch tent this

807
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:34,960
time. That's not true. That's the last thing that happens to you if they do it right. Well,

808
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:41,600
I was extremely relaxed and you got yourself a Christmas massage. Was it a nice aromatherapy?

809
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:47,440
It was a wonderful experience. And it was a I don't even know the name of it was down

810
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:55,320
by the downtown McKinney, Patrika. Good night, Irene. Yeah, we'll be shut down. This is where

811
01:23:55,320 --> 01:24:01,920
the big hook comes on the stage and Sean is yanked off. Well, dudes like us, it's the

812
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:08,000
10th of Christmas and we'll see you guys in 2022. And I'm very thankful that we got our

813
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:17,760
guest up in. I've enjoyed it. I invited me. I'm glad. I am Paul. Sean. I am Jeff. And

814
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:23,280
dudes like us and our VIP. Alan. Yes, sir. And let's not forget our fantastic Mr. Producer

815
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:32,520
back there. Senior Austin. Get on the mic, homie. A round of applause. I'll see you on

816
01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:56,920
the stage in 2022. Good night, guys.