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It's in Sean's beard.

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You know, I don't have a bottle opener.

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I got you, bro.

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Get one downstairs. I got you, bro.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the December 14th edition of Dudes Like Us.

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14th edition?

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I need a reboot on that.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the December 14th edition.

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You gotta bring it up from the bowels of your...

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Welcome!

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Yeah, there you go.

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Just like that.

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Dudes Like Us.

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Keep going.

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Yes, we're back.

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I'm Paul.

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I'm Sean.

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I'm Sean.

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So we have a guest tonight.

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Welcome back.

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Welcome back to the show.

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Howdy. Third time.

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You guys wouldn't know that because we haven't published any of the ones that Chuck has been on yet.

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Because it's on this long list of shit to do.

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Yes.

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We're behind.

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I'm in Shadow Band.

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But Jeff is doing a fantastic job getting us caught up.

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Getting us caught up.

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What happened?

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I think Lady was doing something to him.

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Oh no, she's laying down there.

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Dry humping.

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So are you drinking the all shmiggy beer?

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Yeah, well my son has procured several cases of a random beer through a Christmas party that he was hired to do.

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They made him put a Santa's hat on.

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And nothing else.

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Whatever, man.

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He's an adult.

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What happens in these private parties stays in those private parties.

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Except for those STDs.

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Lifestyles of the rich and famous.

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Sexually transmitted.

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Disgusting stuff.

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There's going to be some TikToks out there with Preston.

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Anyways, I've got a refrigerator full of bachelor's beer.

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Bre beer.

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And I'm trying to get rid of it.

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And then seltzers.

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There's too much, man.

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I went in there to put regular food in and I was like, God.

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Really packed.

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I'm like, oh, I've got all this beer on the other side.

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I'm like, God.

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I can't put my food in here.

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I like beer. Don't get me wrong.

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I really do.

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But I'm over beer.

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You feel like a hoarder?

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No, I just don't drink beer as much anymore.

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Throughout the week, I don't sit there and have a beer.

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But why didn't he bring you home like 47 bottles of half-drink bourbon?

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It's not for me.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Well, he brought home a couple bottles of Crown Royal.

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Oh, very nice.

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Black. Black Crown Royal.

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I don't think I've ever tried it.

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We need to add that to our repertoire.

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The Canadian whiskeys.

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It's oaky.

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It's got the extra char-age.

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You guys know what I'm talking about?

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I didn't have the conversation with you guys?

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It wasn't me.

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You're tier ones.

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and they didn't want that to get out.

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Which is a huge no-no in the whisky industry, right?

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gambling, squirting...

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Into the bottle of the Crown.

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It says squirting money laundering laws.

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It had something to do with that, put into question

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the quality of their whisky.

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But I could be totally wrong about that.

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No, hold on. I'm diving in this right now.

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for the coloring, not the flavoring, right?

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Crown apple, Crown salted caramel,

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That's your favorite now.

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The Jack Apple mule.

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I tell you what, it's really good. Ginger beer and

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Ten things you have to know about

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About Crown Royal.

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So what did you find out about the whistleblower there, Sean?

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I think they buried it.

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Seagrams Vio.

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I'm staring on the screen.

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It's a big reason not to drink Crown Royal.

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Hillary Clinton's a fan of it.

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That's enough for me.

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Well, you know what? What is Crown?

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It's a Canadian whisky. It's a blend.

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It's a blend, so it's not a rye.

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It's not a wheat.

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All Canadian whisky's blend?

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I think that's something we're probably going to

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Is there a master class on Canadian whisky now?

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We're qualified to drink it all.

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Hillary's not qualified either.

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I'm not a huge fan of Crown.

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the Crown and we would probably

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I don't know if it's top shelf.

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They're meant to be mixed with some.

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I wouldn't call them subpar.

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a Crown with a cube please.

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It's not going to happen.

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The four grain I'm kind of interested in.

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I think it's going to be similar to that.

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We had a four grain. Penelope.

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It was fantastic.

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That was good.

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But that was much higher proof.

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They commented on our Instagram

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by the way. Did they really?

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What did they say? They said

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Paul is a foil.

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That's right.

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I am the foil.

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You're more like the toilet paper.

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Well thanks. Really, what was the comment?

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I can't remember. I mean it was just like

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cheers or something like that. Or enjoy

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or something like that. Or up yours.

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Screw you. You guys suck.

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You guys aren't qualified to be on the air.

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Yeah.

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The oak and eating

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I believe is made here in Grapevine.

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Is it really? What? It's a local?

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Wow. It's a local. I did not know that.

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What a cool mix.

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Just think about it. You take a regular

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you take a grape bourbon

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a good to great bourbon

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and you just fill fucking spires

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in there. They don't distill their stuff.

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I think they want to work up to distilling

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but what they do is they source their bourbon

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and then they

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Which has been aged in a barrel.

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It's already been aged in a barrel. They just throw a spire

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in it to kind of add a little

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additional flavor.

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I mean that was what? That was 40 bucks? 39 bucks for that?

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Yeah.

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It was distilled.

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That was a lot more than that. Oh, it's MGP distilled

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in Indiana. I think they were both 39 bucks

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right around there.

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I believe so. I remember paying 16.

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And then they age them differently

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once they get them. Right?

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So they treat them differently.

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Right. This one has the toasted

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whereas the one downstairs

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I think the spire is just black

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Yeah, it's a different spire.

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It adds a little extra.

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Remember when we got those little tiny barrels

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and we did our own aging

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for six weeks? Yeah, we did it.

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I tell you what, it definitely added

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some color and taste to the one I did.

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Who would have painted the ass?

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I did. I used

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Ancient Age.

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And that stuff's gut rot.

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Yeah, yours went from bad to worse.

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It's like, alright, it's Russian roulette,

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let's see what the worst frickin' bourbon on the planet is

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and it'd be Ancient Age.

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You know what? Ancient Age

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is the Buffalo distiller.

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Buffalo Trace distiller.

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And it marginally

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made it better. And I did

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Hamley McKenna and it made it significantly

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better. I mean, color

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and smoothness of taste.

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I was really surprised. It really did.

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It made them all, but at the end of the day

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it's kind of like, is it worth it?

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And I think we compared it

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to making our own beer.

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You know, it's like we go through all this

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hassle of

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turning it and routine it.

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I mean, if you enjoy doing it,

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great.

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I didn't enjoy doing it.

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The fruits of my labor

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weren't great because

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Speaking of fruit,

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you added fruit to yours, didn't you?

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Yeah, we did.

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We did cover that.

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You added some cherries there. I did.

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I stuffed some cherries down in mine and then I was

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very disappointed after waiting

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three weeks.

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So in my rage,

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I shoved like another

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20 in there.

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I just did nothing. No, it became

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cherry bourbon sludge.

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It was disgusting. You could have strained it.

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I had that at Sonic the other day.

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It went bad. With some nerds.

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With nerds.

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Have you guys had that Sonic

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with nerds? I think it's very tasty.

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It's not.

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Dude, I'll do a blizzard any day

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over something stupid like that.

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Nerds on your... I'm not a big candy,

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hard candy fan. Well, it's not

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hard. When it comes in the slushy,

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it softens up. It's got a little crunch

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like cereal. Oh, hold on.

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So it's not like a sundae? It's a

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slushy with candy in it.

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Okay. All right. That's a little different,

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I guess. I've never had one. You know what's

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gross? You ever had those drinks... It's one of Austin's favorites, so you better be nice.

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You ever had those drinks where they put in

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the balls of stuff and they float around in

401
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there and then they burst? It's called sperm. Yeah, they

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burst in your mouth. It's boba tea. It's disgusting.

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Oh, hold on. There's like

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a lot of German candies that

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come in there. Like they put some sort of

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rums and they inject

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them in these chocolate filled...

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Yeah, but I think there's regular ones where they have

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like little cherry balls and strawberry

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balls and lemon balls. I think the boba tea is Asian, isn't it?

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It's gross. The boba tea is.

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There's those little tapioca

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pellets in there. That's gross. God.

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I'm going to have like cherry flavor

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bursting out. I went to one of those

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Asian markets with my daughter Madeline

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and we bought some boba tea and

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we're drinking it down. They have those

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oversized straws and I stuck

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it in there and it's like you suck it up. It's like

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all those little boba pellets

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go in your mouth and I do this one

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little...

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like stuck to the back of my throat.

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I can totally

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see that. I can totally see that. That's a

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total choking hazard. I was about to die

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and all of a sudden I get it out and it like

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shoots out of my mouth and it sticks to the side

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of this box in the middle of my mouth.

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Gross.

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So gross.

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Someone found that and went

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God, what is that?

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Sorry. What color was it? Because they

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have all kinds of colors. It was blueberry colored.

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That's gross.

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Did it taste good at least?

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I enjoy the

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regular boba

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tea flavor.

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I've never had.

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They have morphed

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into these flavors and they

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have a variety.

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It's like some tart flavors.

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It doesn't really matter what flavor it is.

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It's got that tart. It doesn't matter. They can call it

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watermelon peach. It's got very little influence.

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It's just got this basic

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core taste of sweet and sour

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and they add like a hint of something.

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I don't know how they encapsulate

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in those little gel things.

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Needle syringe.

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Someone filling every ball up.

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In the back room.

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We need more balls!

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Any more licorice balls?

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Your story reminds

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me of when I was in elementary school

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and we were

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going to a national forest

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and for some reason my cousin

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that I didn't really know very well but he's much older

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and he's got a

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Mustang that's blue

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inside and out.

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He's so proud of his Mustang.

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Blue carpet.

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They call it the blueberry. Oh, blue everything.

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We're going up in the mountains.

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It's windy, windy, windy. I'm getting sick.

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I'm getting car sick. And yes, I threw up in his back seat.

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And guess what I had

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eaten that morning? Spaghetti.

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Booberries. Oh, nice. I absolutely

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shit you not. So I blended it.

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What are the odds of I'm in a blue

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car and I eat a blue cereal and I throw up,

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blue throw up in his car? Was it the

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Booberries?

483
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Booberries? Booberries.

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There was like Frankenstrawberry.

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Frankenberry, Chocula.

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Chocula. Chocula.

487
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Those things are so bad for you. But they're so good.

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I know. They come out still every year.

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For some reason that made me think of my Booberry throwing up

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and can you imagine how horrified he was?

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He was a teenager and he's like,

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I'll drive him up to the park and

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he'll go

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and he'll go and eat.

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Who hasn't thrown up in a car?

496
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I have not.

497
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You know I have.

498
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Well, I mean, that's kind of a loaded question.

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I mean, I've gotten intoxicated.

500
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It wasn't, I didn't throw up

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because of the car.

502
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In the car.

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You know. Yeah, I have not.

504
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You couldn't help it. It just happened.

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No, I've never had. That was the only time.

506
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That just happened there. Yeah, I was a kid.

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But that was the only time. I've been very thankful.

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I've been able to dodge all those bullets.

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I've had a friend hang out the window

510
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and puke down the side of my car because

511
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I was going down the street. That's awesome.

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And you know how the wind just kind of blew it right back

513
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onto the car.

514
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It's all over the back window

515
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and it's all on the side of the face.

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I had him clean it.

517
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Whatever. Because it dries

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into like puke cement.

519
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I told him, you need to go out and clean my car now.

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It's a polymer.

521
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It is. It's extremely

522
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They should sell that at Home Depot.

523
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It's like Gorilla Glue.

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Yeah, puke cement. Puke cement.

525
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It was. It was nasty. Yeah.

526
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Been there, done that. Puke.

527
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That's the worst. That's forever. Been there, done that.

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Bonfire 1990.

529
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I don't know. Two. Puke cement.

530
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Yes, puke cement out the side of my friend's car.

531
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Oh.

532
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If you don't get it quick, it's

533
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you have to get it quick.

534
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I bet. I've got to be very

535
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I'm very thankful. I have a very limited

536
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amount of times that I've actually

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thrown up due to being drunk.

538
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I don't know. It's because I'm a loser.

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And my body can handle it.

540
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Maybe it's because I'm Irish.

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Or maybe I just don't

542
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drink that much. I just get drunk.

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That's not it. Definitely not that one.

544
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Scratch that one off the list. That one's not it.

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Yeah, I remember. I was with a group of people

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and we were in an Uber and it was like a lot of us.

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So it was like a van or something.

548
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And somebody was not feeling well.

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And the driver like

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whipped his head around.

551
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No, no, no.

552
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And he's like fired off

553
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
the freeway. We're like, oh, who's shit?

554
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
And then he like

555
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
pulls off on the on the feeder

556
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
road, but not off like on a side

557
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
road on the feeder.

558
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
And we're like, we don't feel safe.

559
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
And he's like, he's not puking

560
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
in my car. He's not puking in my car. And then

561
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
he had an accident. Yeah, he did.

562
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
And then yeah, he got out

563
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
He got out and was like not

564
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
puking. But and it wasn't it wasn't alcohol.

565
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
It was heat stroke

566
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
or heat exhaustion. Oh, he didn't have

567
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
AC on. He fainted. He went.

568
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
You know that lava cantina? Yeah. It was during

569
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
the summer. Oh, do we know this guy?

570
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
And he passed out. Yeah, I think I know this guy. And he passed out there.

571
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Too much lava. And we need to get

572
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
him home. We actually think it was

573
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
dehydration because it

574
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
was hot and we were dancing. And

575
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
you know, that's the only thing that they were

576
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Remember him? Now you remember that story? I remember.

577
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
That dude freaking out. And we were getting mad at the driver. We were like

578
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
you're not stopping here because we're not safe here.

579
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Right. I

580
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
actually, you know, he's been through this

581
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
before. Yeah, he's been through this before.

582
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
I'm sure they all have. I remember. I

583
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
did throw up. It was one time

584
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
it was a long it was when

585
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
I was like, I want to say pre-Junior

586
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
high.

587
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
You know how you go on one of those class trips?

588
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
It's one of those things where your

589
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
class goes away for a weekend.

590
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
And they go to a nature camp. Right.

591
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
And we went to a nature camp

592
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
and we

593
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
camp Kern. Camp Kern. I don't even

594
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
remember the camp that we went to. But

595
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
it was it was cool. I mean, all I can remember

596
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
is we went

597
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
fishing a lot. We did a, you know,

598
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
kickball, blah, blah, blah.

599
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Oh, yeah. Don't drink out

600
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
of the faucets.

601
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Mixed with fecal matter. Well,

602
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
it's not Mexico. It's non-podable

603
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
water. Don't drink out of the faucets because I guess

604
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
they have a natural spring or something.

605
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
It just wasn't treated. So it

606
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
wasn't sewage. It's just not

607
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
potable. So, you know,

608
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
we had

609
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
we had it gone out.

610
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
We were playing kickball and I go back inside to take

611
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
a pee and I was dying of thirst. And there was no

612
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
one around. I was so thirsty.

613
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
So I quenched myself

614
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
in the bathroom sink.

615
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Drinking up and then we're about to leave

616
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
and we get in the bus and all

617
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
I had for breakfast that morning was some

618
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
peach cobbler or something like that. Did it taste

619
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
nasty? Water? No, it

620
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
tasted like water.

621
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
So I get in the bus and I regurgitate

622
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
everyone

623
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
was mortified. I regurgitated

624
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
my peach, the peach cobbler I had.

625
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
All over the bus?

626
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Yeah, I was

627
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
in the very front but I was near the

628
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
front and I went up to the teacher while we were driving

629
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
and I was like, I'm getting guys to puke.

630
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
And he was like, oh, get right here.

631
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
And I was like, and all of a sudden

632
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
kibbles and bits. Peach bottle.

633
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
So he ended up pulling over and

634
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
he was like, oh, my gosh, they're going to

635
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
put me in the bus.

636
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
So we went to a

637
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
grocery store. He bought

638
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
cat litter. Kitty litter.

639
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Kitty litter. Oh, yeah, it

640
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
soaks it up. Kitty litter all over the whole thing.

641
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
It kind of cured it, but yeah,

642
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
that was the experience.

643
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
What was the smell?

644
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Oh, it was pungent. I'm sure.

645
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
You get all the smell. Yeah, it's a stomach acid.

646
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Have you

647
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
anybody thrown up on a

648
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,880
like he has a story. Hold on, where it gets on people and stuff? Like, yeah. Yeah.

649
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:07,920
Can you imagine? No, I haven't. Can you imagine being in one of the cars and the people up in front of you?

650
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:13,600
There's pictures out there. Up on you? I haven't, but my college roommate did.

651
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,440
Okay. Mr. Producer, look for that picture online. No. There's pictures. Like, you know how they

652
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:26,880
snap the pictures? A type of roller coaster throwing up. Yeah. Oh, wow. There was one of my partners.

653
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:35,600
We went to Six Flags and actually it was Fantasia Land and this was in Germany and he was behind me.

654
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:43,280
So I was unaffected. Just, you know, so I hear this. It's all, it was like in this hair, he had long hair.

655
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:50,000
But puked. Oh, come on. That's disgusting. Can you imagine getting hit in the face?

656
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:55,360
Like you're just on a car back on the, on the, on the, you know, the roller coaster train.

657
00:22:55,360 --> 00:23:00,640
And that was a memory Fantasia Land Germany. I got to look that up. Wow. There it is. Oh no.

658
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:09,040
There we go. Oh, there's, we're looking at a variety of pictures. No, no, no. Throwing up.

659
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:18,480
And it's just, okay. Things not to search for. The peach, the peach clued me in on this memory

660
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:23,920
that I had memory hold. But so, look at this guy. Is that a guy throwing up on another guy?

661
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:33,600
Oh my God. Is that a girl? That's his date. Oh my God. It's got a nice swirl to it, like a hurricane.

662
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:38,240
Look at him drip. Looks like he's just wrenching. Look at his arm. He's just like, oh, he's like in

663
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:45,280
mid wrench. Oh, okay. He's all hunched over. Okay. Finish your story. My story? Get rid of those pictures.

664
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,200
All right. So we don't think about this anymore. Well, our producer wanted us. He was like, I don't

665
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:54,160
think that's a good idea. I didn't say new or anything like that. All right. Sorry. I did a

666
00:23:54,160 --> 00:24:04,560
summer semester at A&M and showed up, got assigned a roommate, you know, in Cocker Hall, right?

667
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:13,520
I don't know exactly where that is. So my friend, my friend Ron came up with me and we were going to

668
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,920
go drop off my stuff and then go to Astroworld the next day because it's not that far. Right.

669
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,640
And he looks at the picture because my roommates already moved in and he goes, I recognize that

670
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:30,880
girl. Oh, wait, you're rooming with Peaches. That was his nickname. Okay. And I don't know why they

671
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:36,400
called him Peaches, but we called him Peaches. But we knew him from high school. He was probably

672
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:41,680
really a girl. No. Yeah, that's not a flattering nickname. No, it's not a flattering nickname.

673
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:50,000
At all. No, but anyway, so he showed up. We said, hey, let's go across the street to the chicken

674
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,440
and we start drinking beers and whatever. Then we're going to get up in the morning, go to

675
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:59,040
Astroworld, have fun, come back. Oh, God. And we invite him because we know him. Right. And

676
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:07,200
he goes, yeah, okay. So he goes with us, drinks like a beer. Okay. And he's not that big of a guy.

677
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:14,960
Right. And so his tolerance level is zero. One beer. He has a beer. And he didn't feel good

678
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,200
coming home. And in the morning, we're like, do you want to go because we're going to ride

679
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,880
roller coasters and stuff like that. He's like, no, no, no, I got it. I got it. And so we went

680
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:30,640
to McDonald's, you know, right there on college. And we, he threw up in the restroom there.

681
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:37,120
And we're like, one beer. Well, this is the next morning. The next morning. Yeah. I don't know.

682
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:41,520
This guy doesn't drink. Okay. It was like the beer that you were turning down at the start of

683
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,720
podcast. It was a botulism beer. Maybe it was a botulism beer. Maybe. Yeah, maybe that's what it

684
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,960
was. But I'm certain that beer is not good. But we're like, you sure you want to go? No, I'll be

685
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:56,640
fine by the time we get there. So we drive him down there. He's in the back seat curled up in a ball

686
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:04,960
on the floor. And he gets in, we get in, we ride one roller coaster, the loop and starship. Remember

687
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:11,360
that one? Yes. It goes back and forth until it loops. Right. Yes. And yeah, he threw up. He hurled.

688
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:15,600
Yes. On the ride. On the ride. And we're like, okay, you're. Did it land on anybody? You're

689
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:23,200
done riding. It was more of a self own. On himself. And it rolled, because it was orange juice and

690
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,520
pancakes. Oh, hey. From McDonald's, right? We have got to get off this time.

691
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:36,720
But yeah, so we told him you're done riding for today. You can, you know, just ride the teacups

692
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:42,800
or something. I don't know. You gotta be terrible too, spinning around. Go pull up a spot of grass

693
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:48,640
and take a. Yeah, take a nap or something. Yeah. But wait, wait, because it was my buddy's last

694
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,320
weekend before he had back surgery and he was never going to be able to ride because he's six

695
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:58,640
foot eight and he had a metal rod inserted in his back. And he's never going to get inside the

696
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:03,360
harness of a roller coaster ever again. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't blame him. Yeah. So anyway.

697
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:11,440
Wow. Where are we? Peaches? Well, hold on. So I want to, I want to break away from this and go back

698
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:21,760
to the our drink. And part of this drink of the Okan Eden toasted a little bit toasted.

699
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:28,560
There you go. The bourbon and spire. So it's not a proof, but really makes this thing.

700
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,400
Let me just get down to the book. Jeff got a new fridge.

701
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:39,280
I say what? Yes. Fridge. So we don't. We have really. We really have a cube or spire in our

702
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:44,240
drinks, but we are today and it's paying off. Yeah. I mean, because typically we don't have we

703
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,640
don't ice our bourbon down when we do our tastings. We just taste it and drink. It tastes fantastic.

704
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:56,800
And Jeff got a new refrigerator and it produces these spheres, these ice spheres. Yeah. And you

705
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,560
got a what? Like an eight thousand dollar refrigerator. Wait, would you call it a.

706
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:07,920
It's twenty three thousand. Oh, twenty. Call it a cube. Well, well, yeah. Ice chunk. It's a

707
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,960
round ball. The Death Star, you know. Right. Yeah. Have you ever seen the video of Pelosi

708
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,160
where she's showing off her kitchen and her really expensive refrigerator? Yeah.

709
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,560
Or Sub-Zero. It's not a Sub-Zero. It's the exact same one that Pelosi has.

710
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:27,440
It's a refrigerator. Negative. Yeah. Only he has three. Right. No kidding. Oh my God.

711
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:32,400
I should have said that. She did have two, didn't she? I don't know. She had side by side.

712
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,560
Yeah. When they when they did that thing of where she did her tour, they were like,

713
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,600
so out of touch. So disconnected. They're anyway.

714
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,840
So bandwidth on their planet. But super cool. Your refrigerator makes spires.

715
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:49,280
Yeah. So our sphere looks any craft ice here. You're drinking a bourbon. Look, I mean,

716
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:54,400
some bourbons are, you know, they they they some people don't have a couple.

717
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,800
I'm trying to say they just taste better with a with a cube. Absolutely. And,

718
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:04,560
you know, it's like if you take a and that's what they do anyways. They water it down. So if you have

719
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:11,440
a cast strength and you would say your bourbon hundred and twenty proof or 120 proof. And

720
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,800
typically what they do to get it down to 90 proof is they water it down. They do. So anyways,

721
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:22,400
right now, this with the cube on there, that's a cold. It's mellow. Yeah. And plus the temperature

722
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,800
wise, if you were to take this bourbon and pop it in the freezer overnight and then serve it,

723
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:31,360
it's got a different texture. It does. And it goes down a little bit smoother. I mean,

724
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:38,080
there's all kinds of crazy stuff that we could do with this without, I mean, without the ice.

725
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:45,760
I'm just amazed that we have drank I would say more than half a bottle and there's only four of

726
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:50,160
us. Yeah. I guess Julie had us. She had a little bit. She had the most actually.

727
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:57,680
No, no. Well, you basically gave us a three ounce pour each. Well, that's because Paul was whining.

728
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:04,480
Was this all we're going to get? Hold on. We put the sphere in the glass and then you poured like

729
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:09,280
a half a shot in there. I was like, um, it needs to cover like the majority of the sphere.

730
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:15,120
That's the way it's supposed to hold on. I think Jeff's watch is talking. My watch decided we got

731
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:22,080
to mute our conversation. Yeah. Anyway, so, uh, I, I think I just felt like it needed to cover.

732
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,480
Did you finish your drink? Most of the sphere. Oh, no, I have not. Oh, no, I have not. You know

733
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,720
what? I want to get back to something you said. I mean, people drink their bourbon. There's so many

734
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:37,120
different ways. People have it with water in lemon. People have it with just a cube. People

735
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:42,480
have it straight. People have it. There's a bourbon soda. A million different sodas. There's a

736
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:48,960
old fashioned. There's a press. There's a bourbon old fashioned. I'm a manhattan. I am glad that we

737
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:54,480
don't, that we don't judge that. You know what I mean? Because I think, I mean, because there are,

738
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,960
I'm sure there are some people, depending on how good the bourbon is, if it's a really nice bourbon,

739
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,920
it's not a mixer. Right? We've talked about that. How difficult it is to make the drink. If it's

740
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:09,120
like a difficult one, I'll go on a limb and say that some of the manhattans and the old fashions

741
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,240
are kind of a pain in the ass to make because there are, there are ingredients that that you

742
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:19,360
got, you have to actually put in the correct amount of measurements in there to make it taste

743
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,760
good. It's not bad. I mean, simple syrup and bitters, right? I mean, it's actually, it's not bad,

744
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:28,240
but your point is it's more than, more than pouring the bourbon and dropping in a cube.

745
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:33,200
Well, yeah, I mean, I'm just, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a pure. I don't know if I've ever

746
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:38,800
done the manhattan. I want to say it's almost the same thing. I think they did an old fashioned.

747
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:43,680
Yeah. There's a slight difference between the two. I'm not sure what it is. Sugar, I think is

748
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,600
maybe the difference. Why don't you look up the difference between a manhattan and an old fashioned.

749
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:53,760
Well, I know the old fashioned, you'll have the cherry in it and typically like an orange slice

750
00:31:54,320 --> 00:32:02,480
or a simple sir. Right. Yeah. I don't know if the manhattan has the fruit fruit, fruit, but they both

751
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:10,000
have a fashion is made with whiskey, bourbon, rye, a bitters and sugar. A manhattan is traditionally

752
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:17,040
made with rye whiskey and substitutes a sweet vermouth for the sugar. Manhattan is made with,

753
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:22,160
okay, they're the differences. I've got some sweet vermouth down there. Manhattan is made with sweet

754
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:27,440
vermouth, whereas old fashioned is made with sugar. Okay. You just covered that. Manhattan's a dry

755
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:33,520
cocktail with savory notes, whereas old fashioned is a sweet cocktail. Okay. Manhattan is served in

756
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:45,680
a coop straight up. Coupe. Coupe by a simoleon. Simoleon. Whereas, whereas old fashioned is served

757
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:51,760
in a rocks glass. See, there's so much, you know, actually, actually, actually, when you get back to

758
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:57,440
the like, that was probably older times, right? Like 40s, 50s, 60s, where you were sophisticated.

759
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:03,200
Yeah, the rocks. The glass had to be right. The ingredients had to be perfect. There was

760
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:09,600
a sophistication to it, an arrogance to it. Right. A bar cart. You had the crystal. Right. I think

761
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:16,480
we've moved outside of the rich and famous. We have probably moved past the sophistication of

762
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:21,360
how you're supposed to be drinking drinks. Right. So that's supposed to shoot it. Well, we like to

763
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:26,080
shoot it or butt chug it. I don't remember butt chugging. What the hell? You don't think the rich

764
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,200
famous did that? Alfred, please pass another cube. The rich and famous. You think they butt chug.

765
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:38,720
Well, who knows? Wow. If you're on Jackass, you do. Yeah. Oh, that's so gross. They're rich and famous.

766
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:43,840
Yeah, they have a. Well, Jeff introduced us to what do you call it? A bong, right? They have a butt bong.

767
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:50,480
Butt luge. So gross. No, that's because I had to. I didn't see it, but you did. You saw it. You were

768
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:56,800
a product of it. Just tell us the truth. A product of it. Yes. No, that happened that night. God. That's when the

769
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:02,400
booze started flowing. I left at like three o'clock. Yeah, whatever. Then the party started. Just own up to it, man.

770
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:08,160
You've got a permanent scar of graminet on your back, the back trail. Yeah, it stained your butt

771
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:15,680
crack. It's like a tail. Yeah. A whale tail. No, no, I didn't. He has a permanent stain on his skin.

772
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:22,080
That's so gross. Wadsworth, bend over. I want to do another butt luge. That's nasty.

773
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,800
Oh, fantastic. Yeah. All right. So that's the bourbon we're drinking. It's not bad. It's even

774
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:33,280
better on a cube. And I wonder now if that's something we should do more of. I think so. We

775
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,720
have the ability to do it now. Yeah, it's very exciting. I got to admit it made me want to

776
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,960
buy another refrigerator. Yeah, Sean popped a boner down there when he realized. I did. You know,

777
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:51,920
they have like ice trays that make this as well. There's a difference when you open up the bottom

778
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:57,200
tray and there are a bunch of little balls in there that are ice. They're big balls. Yeah.

779
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,760
You just, all you do is pick one up and pop it in your drink. That's the one I want. Yeah. The ones

780
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:08,320
I have at my house are these plastic rubbery things and you got to fill it up. You got to stick

781
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:14,400
it in there and sometimes they seep out the side and leak all over your. I'm with you. It's just,

782
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,880
come on. I mean, look, it's a no brainer. But here's the thing. I'm holding out until I can

783
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:24,560
buy one that has like eight different shapes. I want a triangle. You want the decahedron. I

784
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:32,320
want a dodecahedron. Dodecahedron. Octagon. Ice cube. I want a snowflake. Yes, a gigantic snowflake.

785
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,880
Each one is unique. Three dimensional. You want the Death Star. Yeah. Well, the Death Star.

786
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,520
That'd be perfect. Well, they come out kind of like a Death Star. Yeah, these kind of look like.

787
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:46,960
We could do the Monopoly. Monopoly, what do you call them? The icons of Monopoly. You can do a

788
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:54,880
boot. A boot. A boot. Ice cube. An iron. A thimble. We went to this last week. A race car. A little dog.

789
00:35:54,880 --> 00:36:01,440
A little dog. A wheelbarrow. A hat. Did you say a top hat? Is that a top hat? Yeah. There you go.

790
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:10,880
You could have the Monopoly refrigerator. Hotel. So I noticed I was shopping at Walmart and they,

791
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:18,320
actually, I don't know where I was at, but they had different Monopoly games for Frisco, Texas.

792
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,920
Yes, they do. We have it. Oh yeah. Yeah, they're very customized. I thought that was cool. It is.

793
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:29,440
I've got it downstairs. Do you really? Wow. Is it like updated for the 200 and. Frisco. 20,000 people.

794
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:36,960
2021 version. Yeah. Yeah, Friscoopoly right there. I got that downstairs. Wow. Or does it still have,

795
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,120
you know, stuff that's long gone? Well, it's just like Monopoly, but the. Does it have the. But the.

796
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:47,200
Tower with the raccoon on there. Still off of Preston. Frisco Coons. Yeah, it said Coons and they made

797
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:52,240
them change it. Yeah, that's crazy. Because the one got offended. And they made the first school,

798
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:56,800
right, was the Frisco Coons, the very first high school, and they made them change that. The fighting

799
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:03,120
Coons. Yeah, the fighting Coons. Yeah, I get it, but at the same time, it's an animal. I know it's an

800
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:10,080
animal. Ammonimal. It's an animal. I get it. I get it. It's a raccoon. I mean, I get it, but that they

801
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:18,560
call black folk Coons. Oh boy. But it. Come on, man. That's not what they mean. This is not a

802
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:24,720
derogatory term. It was a raccoon. Right. Man, we're catering to too much of that. So, you know, I

803
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:30,320
actually did a. That happened a long time ago. I did a. 20 years ago. Construction job. Right. And

804
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:42,960
the client was Dr. Owen Coons. And I had an English teacher named Mrs. Coon. No, he was actually,

805
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:50,160
he worked for NASA and he was a flight surgeon for the Apollo program. And he was, he's quite the

806
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:58,880
character. And Dwight Owen Coons was his whole name. And his initials is an acronym for Doc.

807
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:06,160
All right. So he was a flight surgeon for the Apollo programs, the earlier ones. Nice. And,

808
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:16,080
you know, back there is a large photo in his house of the Earth that was taken by the astronauts

809
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:28,080
out from space. And they autographed it. And it said to Nig, N-I-G, because that was his nickname.

810
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:36,080
Oh my gosh. See, back in the 50s, 60s, 70s, it was OK. It was acceptable. Wow. That was, but it's kind

811
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:44,480
of like, I saw that. And his wife, because at that point, his Dwight, Dr. Coons had passed away,

812
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:49,760
but his wife was, you know, and then she actually said the word. Right. And I was kind of like,

813
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:56,880
yeah, I already knew that. But it's just something. I mean, look, this was a big photograph. It was

814
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,680
it was like the size of a poster. And it was a real autograph. And they all autographed it.

815
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:07,840
Like Buzz Aldrin. Yeah. But that's exactly Edwin. Edwin. Like Buzz Aldrin.

816
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,720
You know, but it was just kind of cool. And it's just like, you're not going to find that picture

817
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:18,080
at the Smithsonian. You know, the movie, the right stuff or anything like that. They should

818
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,240
put something like that at the Smithsonian because it is absolutely a sign of the times.

819
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:28,400
Yeah. You know, it really is. It's a it's a mark and it's a mark. And it just it was amazing to neg.

820
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:33,440
And then, you know, it was a different time. It was it was a different time. And I could go

821
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:40,880
into more stories about it. But the reason why I bring that up is maybe it was a good idea to get

822
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:47,680
rid of as much as I want to fight wokeism, which I do. Maybe this one will give to him about the

823
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:53,440
raccoons and the coons. Well, yeah, because it's offensive to them. Well, I mean, well,

824
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,440
it's just like the Washington Redskins. Yeah. How far do you go? Let's just avoid it if we can.

825
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,360
It's a slippery slope. Avoid it if we can. I'll get rid of the coons. It's a slippery slope.

826
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,240
I'll get rid of the coons because people call black people coons as a derogatory term. They call

827
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:14,160
Indians redskins. Well, no, we called them redskins as a derogatory term back in the 17th century.

828
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:20,080
So it's far enough back that. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't matter. Nobody gives a look. The redskins

829
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:27,840
were damn proud to have the NFL team. I know. Yeah, the logo itself was designed by Native American

830
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:32,640
Indians and they were exceptionally proud of it. And here's the thing. We got rid of Indians, too.

831
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:39,040
Right. Right. They're the Cleveland Guardians or some guardians. Garbage like that. The

832
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:45,360
Swann O'Lakes is now the swan of lakes butters missing the Indian. You guys, y'all were talking

833
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:52,160
about the Olympics and bringing up Squaw Valley. You can't say Squaw anymore. It's just valley.

834
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:56,800
Yeah, it's just valley now. Again, I don't understand how that's offensive. It's no different

835
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:03,120
than taking Mrs. Butterworth off the syrup. Or the Land O'Lakes Indian. How were they offensive?

836
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,960
We were paying tribute to those people. So now there's no black or Native people.

837
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:17,840
Only white people. Mrs. Butterworth. Her whole family, she was like one of the first millionaires.

838
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:23,360
And they got rich. And they were exceptionally proud of her legacy. You know what? Why didn't

839
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:30,240
we see a story of where Aunt Jemima's family was very offended that they removed them? Were they?

840
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,440
We don't know. They're not going to show because it doesn't fit the narrative. It sucks because

841
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:40,720
this gets into the politics part and it just kind of pulls my frickin' skrn. I know. Is it grind your

842
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:49,040
gears? Oh, it grinds my gears. So here's the joke is Land O'Lakes, it's truly American now because

843
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:57,120
it got rid of the Andeans and kept the land. That's offensive. I see what you did there. I see what

844
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:03,440
I did there too. What they did. Folks, look, I mean, take a pause. And we want to say, excuse me,

845
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:12,560
the mystery has been solved. We've been for the last three, four podcasts, Paul has been missing

846
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:19,280
his koozie. Yes. Oh, yeah. He's been out of sorts. It has just recently populated. We have no idea

847
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:24,240
where it came from. It was here. Jeff is saying, oh, well, you found it last time. He did. He found it

848
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:28,240
last time. I don't believe it. I think you're full of shit. No, no, I did. He did. Oh, you did? I

849
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,360
just don't remember. Dammit, I wanted to blame Jeff. I just didn't remember. Son of a bitch.

850
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:36,240
You gave you gave me so much of that. Whatever we were drinking, the bourbon we were drinking

851
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:42,640
last time, you gave me so much with that rumble you found in the backyard next to a ham sandwich.

852
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,200
Yeah, I stumbled out into my normal spot and there it was and your phone.

853
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:55,120
And you write my wallet, my keys. I found all sorts of shit in that hole. Oh, boy. Wow. Well,

854
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,600
glad I'm thankful that you found your koozie. Yes, all is right in the world. He fucking took

855
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,840
mine. Yeah, he was upset the last couple of weeks. I think they're trying to push me up. Chuck,

856
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:08,480
what do you think? They're trying to phase me out. I think Sean was ready to start with the koozie.

857
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,240
Buy him one because you were so much. I looked online. They didn't sell them online. Well,

858
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:16,480
I mean, they didn't sell them on Amazon. I wasn't going to set up an account with the bearded butchers.

859
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:22,160
Wow, because that's a lot to do. So if it really would have made me happy, you still wouldn't have

860
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,240
done it. Go out there and set up an account and buy me a koozie. How do you know? Because you already

861
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:31,680
said you didn't do it. Well, that doesn't mean I wouldn't have done it. You didn't. It's irrelevant.

862
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,560
In this theoretical scenario, you failed me. It's a moot point right now.

863
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:43,600
All right. So we're winding down the year, gentlemen. We're winding down fucking fantasy

864
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:51,040
football. And I got tons of fuck off. No, no, no. Wound down. You're done. You're out. Oh, yeah.

865
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,920
No, I'm still playing because I'm in the playoffs. But you two gentlemen didn't seem to get there.

866
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:03,760
No, they didn't make it. And there's 12 teams. I picked some elite players, elite players. And

867
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:09,600
look, look, it's tough. I'm telling you, we and like you said, we have 12 players in our league.

868
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:16,480
And it gets diluted really fast. When you have that many players or that many teams on your fantasy

869
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:21,600
football, in your fancy football league, the talent is thin. Yeah, the talent is thin. And

870
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:28,480
the waiver wire is razor thin. It's tough, too. Well, here's the quarterback. You're done. But

871
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,160
here's the great thing about having 12 teams, like the vast majority of make the playoffs,

872
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:37,440
at least eight out of the 12 make the playoffs. So that's what's nice about having 12. But

873
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:44,960
you're not in and you're not in here. I think Paul got very lucky to get in. You did not deserve.

874
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:50,000
You should have lost at least another five games. I had the fourth highest points. No. Yes, I did.

875
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,400
No. I think here's the other thing is you're playing. You're playing with fire going into the

876
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,040
playoffs now. Don't I know. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. I'm going to get bounced from the first round.

877
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:05,280
OK, no, no. Trust me. I'm not making them feel bad about your considering money. Just making

878
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:10,480
the playoffs. I gave up on my team when my quarterback got minus three points and my running

879
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:15,680
back got zero points. The same game. And I think I topped out at 27 points this week. I'm surprised.

880
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:20,880
That was your that was you have for the total score. So yeah, twenty three. Terrible. That has to be

881
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:27,920
a little money for that Lamar Jackson got hurt. James Robinson got pulled to get zero points.

882
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:33,520
And he played against the Titans. Wow. Titans. It was terrible. It was there. I had zeros.

883
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,720
I was just like, what are you guys doing? What are you going to do? Did you have a conference

884
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:41,200
call with your team? I should have. I think during the game, if your quarterback gets hurt,

885
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:47,760
you should be able to sub in. That is the weakest, weakest waving the white flag I've ever seen.

886
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:54,240
But this one is actually a real one. No, it is. I think I think the fact that they wait to make

887
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:59,680
their game time decisions to call the covid is bullshit. That upset me. I had somebody that

888
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,840
didn't play. Yeah. And I was like, I mean, they just like, oh, yeah, he's got covid. And they don't

889
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,760
tell you to the fucking day of. Right. Because I guess they give them a covid test that morning

890
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,760
and that they passed and they're good. Yeah. And not all of us can sit around. They publish it.

891
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,960
And by that time, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh. Yeah. Yeah. That's what Barry does.

892
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,840
Well, it's eleven fifty and he still didn't make the playoffs. I know. Poor Barry.

893
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,640
He's like, he tried everything. In fact, he's in fact, he had to make a little comment. I had

894
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:30,960
most points against me again. Look at me. I'm still great, but I lost. Chuck, do you play

895
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:38,080
fantasy at all? Yeah. At work, of course. Right. And I'm the commish. OK, thanks. I'm the commish

896
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:44,640
and I came in like 10th. So there's no collusion there. Yeah. I think fantasy football. No

897
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:49,840
provable collusion. Fantasy football is a lot of luck. Oh, tons of luck. A lot of luck. I had I had

898
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:55,120
like four quarterbacks go down week after week in the middle of the game. Right. You know, Ben

899
00:46:55,120 --> 00:47:01,200
Roth for gone, you know, Lamar Jack. Yeah, there there. There are definitely strategic decisions you

900
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:07,680
make during the season that set you up for for the possibility of having a win, a breakout win.

901
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,840
Right. Yeah. But like when it like somebody goes down, it's so hard. You got to be right on it

902
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,720
to like get the backup. Right. I mean, you got to be right on it. Right. And then, you know,

903
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:23,600
and we don't have wide open waiver wires. We have wires. We have very, very strict. You get one.

904
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,720
You get one pick up. Yeah. And if you're in the top, the top group, you have to get picked later.

905
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:33,040
If you're in the bottom group, you get to pick first on Wednesday. One pick Wednesday. The thing

906
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:39,520
is, the waiver wire is smart about there's no one out there. I know. Well, like I said, unless you

907
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:45,840
score backups, I think there's no one out there. You get lucky. You get a guy that gets put on IR

908
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,440
that you get. You should get an additional pickup.

909
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:55,600
It's just my opinion. I agree with that. After immediately after the draft, if you drafted him

910
00:47:55,600 --> 00:48:00,320
and you had no idea that he had a broken leg during the preseason. No, I just think after the

911
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:07,280
draft. But anyway, we can talk about that at the next gathering, the gathering of the elders.

912
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,680
I think we need to look at the covenants of the league covenants. Well, Barry has them.

913
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:16,880
Do a 83 percent vote alters it whenever it's convenient. He'll make alterations to make sure

914
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:24,320
he doesn't come in second to last next year. Well, you don't want to slip into the last place.

915
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,120
Good Lord. And you know what? You guys booked is so horrible.

916
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,840
Fuck you. I'm really disappointed. I thought you guys understood the game of football.

917
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:38,800
Oh, OK. What about my players was bad teams. Lamar Jackson. Really? Dude, I got to you got to be.

918
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:45,200
I got to be plus. You did. That's true. OK. I mean, come on. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't.

919
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:50,800
Every week, my projected points were 100 points or higher. And I come in at freaking 40 points,

920
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:55,120
60 points. And I think I got 27 points. You got to see. So you were going to lose no matter what.

921
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,400
Yeah, we knew you saw. So, you know, it's from the get go. It's bullshit.

922
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,400
All right. I was going to go over significant events as we wrap up the year.

923
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:10,880
One of them is Sean and Jeff not making the playoff. What day? Check. Check, babe. Yeah,

924
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,640
we already covered that. OK, never mind. We'll go over the other events later.

925
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,000
All right. Yeah, because I went out there today to go, OK, who am I playing next?

926
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:24,000
I was like, oh, you have no games. You didn't even have a consolation bracket.

927
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,600
You didn't even know you had played it. I even called Paul and I was like, Paul,

928
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,000
you did. We need to have a conversation. We need to think about the better good.

929
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:44,080
And I was just like, if I lose and if I lose and dream, what's your name? Dream Crusher.

930
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:50,640
Dream Crusher loses and Barry wins. He's going to make the eighth seat, which will make allow

931
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:56,240
him to be into playoffs. Right. We can't have that. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know what

932
00:49:56,240 --> 00:50:02,000
he was implying. Like I was going to be able to do throw the game somehow. I was implying that you

933
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:07,200
could have played a subpar player. Right. Is what I was saying, because it doesn't matter if you

934
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:12,880
would have lost. Anyway, I crushed him like a bug. You did crush me. You had a six point lead. I

935
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:18,800
destroyed him. The only thing to make my point. So he was just to make my point. I wanted to get

936
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:24,320
into the playoffs is what it was. No, no, no. We wanted Barry to lose. Barry still lost. So it

937
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:37,440
worked out. You're so evil. Yeah. So harsh. Such schadenfreude. I'm a dick. You know, it is a fun

938
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:43,360
hobby, though. Fantasy football during sighting during the during the excited. We never did our

939
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:51,760
mid mid season excursion. Yeah. To Boomer Janix. Yeah, I think I think it is a really good way to

940
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:57,280
stay in touch with guys that you don't normally stay in touch with. And it's it's a fun thing to,

941
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:02,080
you know, to get excited about Sunday football, especially with red zone now or no. Yeah. Red zone

942
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:07,680
never watched it. What is that? It's awesome. Yeah. Direct TV. Oh, yeah. Well, it's actually

943
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,200
it's on YouTube TV. Red zone is on a lot of stations. You're going to drop YouTube TV.

944
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:18,720
Yes, we're talking about doing it. With the dude with the satellite dishes for ears. Yes. Yeah. He

945
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:23,120
does have big ears, doesn't he? I can't believe you guys have never seen Red Zone. So basically,

946
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:28,560
it bounces around from game to game to game. And if any team gets into the red zone, they hop to

947
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,960
that game and then they'll split it to two. There you go. Split it to two, split it to four, split

948
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:39,600
it to eight. If there's eight games in the red zone and it you catch every single big play,

949
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:45,040
every single touchdown, every single field goal, every scoring play and no commercial and no

950
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:50,480
commercial. No shitting. No commercial commercials. How much is that? So you literally watch it for

951
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:56,240
seven hours straight with no commercials. Yeah. It's actually brilliant for fantasy football.

952
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:01,120
It's absolutely brilliant. Yeah, it's necessary. Yeah. If you're single. No, you don't have to be

953
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:06,800
single. Like Brian, Brian sits there and watches seven hours straight every Sunday. Look, you're

954
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,720
going to watch football. Your wife's not going to watch it anyway. So why not watch constant

955
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:16,640
football as opposed to football for 30 seconds, two minute commercial. Yeah. The football for four

956
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:21,680
plays. I'm two and a half minute commercial, but it's bullshit for fantasy football and football

957
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:30,400
lovers. It's a game changer, man. It's awesome. So it's good stuff. Speaking of hobbies, I'm just

958
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:37,440
going to ask you guys being dudes like us, you might, you know, so I think at our age, a lot of

959
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,920
us are common kind of coming into the age where we're empty nesters, right? Jeff, you're already

960
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,320
there. I'm there. You're already an empty nester. That's, that's unbelievable to me. I've got one

961
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:51,040
left who's a 16 year old and I'll be, but I'll tell you what, he's gone so often that we feel

962
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:56,560
like empty nesters, right? Same here. Same here. Same as you. You can walk the house nude.

963
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,920
Well, we did anyway, even when the kids were home, I mean, because we're kind of like Dutch,

964
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:08,000
like European. We feel that way. Right. You give good deep body hugs. Oh, group hugs, group hugs.

965
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:14,160
Yeah. All together. Keep the love in the family. Totally appropriate. Like not in a weird way. No

966
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:19,600
sack touches. Yeah. We don't touch sacks. I feel like I'm on Lolita Island. What is wrong with you?

967
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,680
You're the one who brought it up. Yeah. You don't touch sacks. You don't do long hugs. I mean,

968
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,920
it's like you've thought about this stuff. Oh, I did not. Anyway, Sean, what about you? So you,

969
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,720
so Mr. Producer is your, your youngest. I just got blasted to Epstein Island. I don't know.

970
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:40,400
Anyway, so my point is we're all reaching that empty nester thing. Well, I, uh, it did the

971
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:47,200
opposite. You're going backwards. My, my, yeah, I, you added, I gained a person. Anytime an older one

972
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:51,680
leaves, a younger one leaves, the older one comes back. I've got four children. I've got girl, girl,

973
00:53:51,680 --> 00:54:00,960
boy, boy. And, um, I had, uh, at one point both girls had moved out and, uh, Preston was in college,

974
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:08,880
in college. So he was out and I was like, Oh my God, this is happening. This is real. Now you get

975
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:15,840
into the end. Now they're all back. So literally all four of them. Welcome back. Welcome back.

976
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:20,560
Brought her roommate with her. Oh, now we got friends living with them. Yeah. So now it's very,

977
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:25,280
I don't know if I should talk about it, so I won't, but, um, it's, it's, uh, whatever. We've

978
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:33,200
got a full house and you know, my son was, uh, Preston bought a golden retriever, which is,

979
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:38,080
is a great dog. He needs to be trained, but it's hyper, hyper, hyper. It's a, it's a puppy. It's

980
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:44,960
not even a year old. And, uh, I got, I got a story to tell you about a dog, but let me, let me chime

981
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,800
and get this really quick to, to, to summarize what's going on my house. So I've got, I've got

982
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:53,680
two adult, two mom and dad, right? Then we got four kids. We got a roommate. We have a cat

983
00:54:54,240 --> 00:55:01,040
that stays upstairs. You love the cat. Uh, I like the cat, but I hate cat. I wish the cat were gone.

984
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:08,720
Um, so, uh, the rule is no dogs upstairs because that's the cat's domain, but my daughter,

985
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:13,440
the oldest has her dog. It's a corgi and she brought it with her. She's like, I have to have

986
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:19,600
it up there. It pisses me off, but it's up there, you know, but I don't let it free range up there.

987
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:25,440
It's just got to go straight in her room, straight downstairs. So how does your daughter sound again?

988
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:30,880
What does she say? And we have a ginger, which is a multi poo. So we have a golden retriever,

989
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:36,640
which we didn't ask for. I think ginger is what? 800 years old. Corgi. Ginger. It's a petrified

990
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:41,520
poor ginger. She looks like a crack whore. I mean, she's, she's extremely old. She's got this, this

991
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:47,920
eye that's looks like glaucoma. It looks like she's got nut eye from a, from a whore. She looks like

992
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:57,360
Kathy Griffin. She got mad at her. Her hair's all matted and nasty and yeah. Well, and then, um,

993
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:05,040
you know, she reminds me of the grouchy old lady on golden girls. Yeah. You know what I'm talking

994
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:09,840
about? The one that's like, she's about six pounds, but you can hear her bark down the street. It's so

995
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:17,440
high pitched. My dog's very loud, but so is ginger. So I keep going. Well, we got a full house. I mean,

996
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:24,320
not only do we have, um, four children and we have three dogs, a cat, and it's just,

997
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:34,400
it's just an ensemble of loss. It's a zoo. It's doctor fucking do little. It's just so anyways,

998
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:41,440
I, um, yesterday morning, Terry goes to work and she calls me immediately after she leaves the house.

999
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:50,080
She says, Hey, um, there's this black collie and it was, uh, it was running around. So I grabbed it.

1000
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:56,480
Oh, no. I put it in the car. I told it to sit. It sat. I told it to come here. It came here. It,

1001
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:02,320
we're just going to put it in the car. So she puts it in the car and she, I get up. I'm like, oh,

1002
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:08,560
fuck. I bring the dog in dogs, cute dogs. I'm going crazy now. And so I put them in the backyard.

1003
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:14,720
Fine. Um, I call it animal control. The dog is chipped. Uh, we find out who the owner is.

1004
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:18,640
They're like three doors up, four doors up, not big deal. It's usually what the case is.

1005
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:23,760
Right. This dog is pretty smart. Um, so it's a collie. It's a black collie. It's very cute.

1006
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:28,480
And, um, while it was in the backyard, it, uh, it learned how to open up the back door. He knows

1007
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:37,920
how to open up doors. Oh wow. Okay. So that was yesterday. Today, this morning, um, the dog is at

1008
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:43,280
my front door. Opening the door. No, at seven 30 in the morning. You had already, you already

1009
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:47,040
gave it back to the neighbors. Yeah. Cause we called the animal control. Did you give it the

1010
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:53,360
code to your front door? So at seven 30, the dogs are fucking going ape shit. I don't know what the

1011
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:58,560
hell's going on. So, you know, I still have, I still have the lady's phone number in my phone.

1012
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:02,640
So I'm calling her at seven 30 in the morning. So your dog's, uh, and I opened the door. She's

1013
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:10,160
walking up anyways. And she's like, I saw it. And I go to do, uh, my inspection. I come back around

1014
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:15,440
three, three 30. I, I sit, uh, eat a sandwich. I sit on the couch and kind of decompress for a minute.

1015
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:21,600
I lay down and next thing you know, there's a dog licking my face. You gave it the code. The

1016
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:31,280
fucking dog came through the front door. No, open the front door and shut it. Bullshit. No, the dog

1017
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,520
fucking shut the door and they came up to you and licked your face. It was in my face and I was like,

1018
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:42,800
what in the hell is that dog loves you? Yeah. No, what it's saying is save me. It's like abused at

1019
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:47,840
their house or something. What the hell? It desperately wants out. It was a trip. So I call

1020
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:52,560
her back. I call her. I was just like, your dog is here. She's like, you must have some sort of

1021
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:58,480
dog nip at your house. And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. But it was a, it was a weird

1022
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:04,240
experience that the dog opened up my fucking door, helped let himself in. That's unbelievable.

1023
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:09,520
That's the kind of dog you can train to make a drink for you or bring your beer or bring you.

1024
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:14,080
Yeah. Well, I was good. No, I was going past that. This dog can make a Manhattan.

1025
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:19,600
It was sweet for me. I had to open up the door. I had a lock. I had to lock the back door, put the

1026
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:25,280
dog door slot in there. You're moving furniture in front of the, you're sliding the piano over to the

1027
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:31,040
front door. Well, I mean, I deadbolt it now, but it's just funny because the dog walked in the

1028
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:37,440
front door and shut it. That is insane. I got up and looked, I was, because I heard someone at the

1029
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:44,320
door and I was kind of, well, I thought maybe it was a delivery guy dropping an Amazon gift for

1030
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:52,320
Christmas because we got nonstop deliveries. Your Amazon guy licks your face? Yeah. See, that's why he was confused.

1031
00:59:52,320 --> 01:00:02,400
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Mr. Producer's laughing at that one. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's a little awkward.

1032
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:10,080
Anyway. Sean's no coward. Must be true. Yeah. He didn't, he didn't refute it. He didn't deny it. Yeah, he didn't.

1033
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:16,080
No, he did not. He did not lick my face. It was kind of a trip though. He just teabags you.

1034
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:25,040
What the hell, man? Yeah. Did you guys touch sacks? My God, Bull. That's what you said earlier.

1035
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:32,720
Earlier or not at Pops. Do you walk around in the nude? Just the tip. Yeah, just put just the tip, Mr. Amazon, man.

1036
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:39,120
God. God, really. That was kind of cool though. It was kind of, because the dog is cute. The dog is cute.

1037
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:44,160
And if we were going to have a dog, it'd be kind of like that. It was just, it was just unexpected.

1038
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:50,240
And at a certain point, I'm kind of like, fuck it. I mean, I've got, it is such a zoo at the house.

1039
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:56,880
We have Bronco. You're going to have him for the next decade. Yeah, he's not going anywhere. Not going anywhere.

1040
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:02,960
Well, at the beginning of the year, he is going to be leaving us for about five or six weeks. For training.

1041
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:10,800
He's going to go upstate to a farm. I don't give a fuck where he goes, but when he comes back, he's, when I, when I say stop, he's going to stop.

1042
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:17,040
Oh, you're, so you are training him. I have to. Yeah, he's, he's, he's, he's a handful. He's a beautiful dog.

1043
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:22,240
He's smart. He's got a lot of stuff going for him. Beautiful dog, lots of energy, but needs to be trained.

1044
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:29,920
Yeah. As he jumps up on people and I don't need, well, he doesn't need to be doing that. Right. No, I got you.

1045
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:34,160
Man, I'm telling you, I'm really enjoying this bourbon. Yeah, it's good. I already finished mine off.

1046
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:41,760
I know that. Very nice. I think the cube did add another layer or something. Yeah, made it very enjoyable.

1047
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:47,680
A lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of richness came out in the bourbon with the open it up.

1048
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:53,040
It sure did with the sphere, with your fancy sphere from your fancy refrigerator.

1049
01:01:53,040 --> 01:02:01,680
You know, coronavirus is, is pretty much the staple in 2021. Yeah. And in the fact that it's a farce.

1050
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:08,160
We're Omicron in it. You know what's weird? Omicron in it. That I thought was unique and

1051
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:15,760
and hands off to your son is one of, well, Paul's son Dawson went to the doctor because he was,

1052
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:21,040
I guess he was sick and he refused to take the coronavirus test. And it was like, just give me

1053
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:27,920
a regular flu test. And the flu test came back positive. And so now he can go around saying,

1054
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:34,080
I have the flu. And I, I, I, when the doctor chimed in and said, you know what, I haven't given the flu

1055
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:40,800
test in a year and a half. Right. And I would bet, which was, how was it the Wuhan flu? I bet you

1056
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:46,400
500 bucks. If he had taken the COVID test, it would have been positive. Well, well, I'm sorry.

1057
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:51,520
I don't believe the COVID test. Well, those tests are, are, are not accurate at all. In fact, they,

1058
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:56,720
they tell, I mean, it's out there. They are not accurate. They're not accurate. Elon Musk, Elon Musk

1059
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:02,560
took four in the same day just to prove that point. And they were all different. Well, there's either

1060
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:08,240
positive or. Yeah, they were all different. So positive, then positive, then negative, then positive, then negative.

1061
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:13,280
So two were the same. I mean, two were. Yeah. So they weren't all different. Well, I mean, you know what I'm saying.

1062
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,960
There was no consistency to what the test was telling me. Yeah, they're two correct. I know what you mean. Did you see what the

1063
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:22,640
name of his children are? Yeah, I think I remember. Kind of a weird deal. He had a divorce from that mom,

1064
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:29,920
right? Well, is it because of the name of the children? Was he ever married? I don't know, but his children's names. He named his children after the Rorschach tests.

1065
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:35,360
They're AIE or A or something. They look like tool albums or something.

1066
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:45,840
Why do you want to do that to your kids? Give them weird names to where they can't.

1067
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:54,880
They just have to be weird. Oh, yeah. X, A, E, N, A, I. I don't know how you say that. What the hell?

1068
01:03:54,880 --> 01:04:02,880
I don't know. Well, I mean, look, dude, Prince has a name. I mean, it's that symbol. Well, here's the thing. They're never going to be normal anyway.

1069
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:11,200
They're never going to be normal. And he's got fucking money. He's got fucking money. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if their names were Tim and Ralph and Charles.

1070
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:20,080
I mean, or Frank. And who knows? It doesn't matter. They may have normal names. No, he had a kid that died of SIDS. Yeah, he may call them like Bruce and Tom.

1071
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:27,920
Well, he may have normal. Scroll up a little. Oh, really? A kid died of SIDS? You can't read. He flips. Yeah, he goes so fast. He makes you throw up.

1072
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:35,840
Yeah, yeah. Scroll up a little. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. He's got five sons? Right there. There we go. Six children. He's got six kids. No kidding.

1073
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:45,840
His first child, Nevada Alexander Moss, was born in 2002, two years after he married Canadian author Justin Wilson in 2000. Sadly, he died in just 10 weeks.

1074
01:04:45,840 --> 01:05:00,080
Justin or Justine? Yeah, I think it was Justine. Sudden infant death, which is horrible. You don't really know what that is. It could have been him waking up in the middle of the night and choking the kid. Who knows?

1075
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:10,560
I doubt it. Well, sudden infant death, isn't that usually when they asphyxiate for some unknown reason? Yeah, they're on their side or their back or something. Is it back to sleep?

1076
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:20,080
I think it's when they're on their stomach. They're on their stomach and their neck is turned or something like that. Even that has changed, like where they're recommending this and recommending that. They don't know.

1077
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:29,760
They don't know. The bottom line is they really don't know. And they still don't know. They don't know jack shit about anything. Nothing. I wouldn't say anything. They don't know a lot about a lot.

1078
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:43,680
About climate change. Oh, they know a lot about climate change. Oh my God. The fucking tornado that just ripped through the ass of Arkansas and went up into frickin Kentucky. Tennessee and Kentucky.

1079
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:58,080
Oh, it was in Tennessee and Kentucky. And they're sitting there. Who was that? There was a director that ripped the governors and says, well, you fucking deserved it because you know, you Republicans are, you know, you said that?

1080
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:13,280
You said that. Yeah, there were a number of people that blamed Republicans. The bodies are still warm, for God's sakes. I know. He's taking advantage of going, see, this is climate change. He deleted it since then.

1081
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:30,480
That is such bullshit. It's a bullshit premise in the first place. Climate change is a joke. Tornadic disasters have been down since like the beginning of the century. And I'm not talking 2000. I'm talking 1900. And the death rate has been down.

1082
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:46,640
And the weather has nothing to do with the climate. And this bullshit about a 100 year storm that just happens to happen is, and they just take it and they throw the politics at it and it just grinds my gears.

1083
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:59,920
Yeah, it drives me nuts. This was the first F5 tornado in eight years. Yeah. Yeah. And same with hurricanes. There hasn't been a cat above a cat three hit landfall since Katrina until the

1084
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:15,200
recent one, Ida or something like that last year. I know. And it's like, oh yeah, they're going to be more prevalent and blah blah blah and blaming fires, blaming tornadoes, blaming hurricanes on climate change is bullshit.

1085
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:27,520
Well, I blame the fires on California. They don't manage their forest. They're horrible forest management. Yes. I mean, come on, spend your money. It's, oh my God. We could go on and on on this one. It really is. It's just sad.

1086
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:42,560
It makes you know, you know what, though? There are plenty, plenty of scientists that get get total censored and just shut down. Yeah, they get that are on. Oh, they get fact checked by the opinion checkers at Facebook. Right. Right. The opinion checkers.

1087
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:52,240
That came out. I'm sorry. Popping my mic. They just admitted it. But in the court of law, they just admitted their fact checkers are opinion checkers. I know. It doesn't fucking matter. I know.

1088
01:07:52,240 --> 01:08:09,520
I just came out. I haven't read that. Yeah, it just came out because John Stossel sued him for for fact checking him. Right. And they said, you know, you have no right to fact check me because I'm talking about climate change and I'm talking about, you know, papers I've read and things like that.

1089
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:29,520
And and fake Facebook came out and says, well, we can have independent fact checkers because they're not really checking facts. They're checking opinions. They're basically supporting opinions and they're independent. So it doesn't really matter. And if you don't face Facebook, if you don't know by now, you're never going to know. You're never going to know.

1090
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:47,440
Facebook's a total farce, man. Well, that's that. It's the it's the whole the whole world with with the climate change. You know, it's like the the Democrats, they they can't even they can't even get cargo off fucking boats. You know, that's because all the regulations, right?

1091
01:08:47,440 --> 01:09:02,080
Yes. Regulations regulating the truckers say you can't come into our state without a vaccine or this or that. And there's a comedy of errors and there's regulations about the trucks themselves, right? Like emissions or whatever.

1092
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:14,640
So emissions. So check this out. You got to run every time. So or whatever. Every single time you pass legislation, the the beast of capitalism morphs and they make adjustments. Here's what's happening.

1093
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:32,160
So now there's a rise of companies that have invested in these trucks that are can meet the California regulations. So the trucks go. Listen to this, guys. The trucks go and they pick up. They go to the harbor. They pick up the things and then trucks meet them at the California border at Nevada.

1094
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:44,880
They meet them at the California border and transfer them to normal trucks and then those trucks go back and pick up to the rest of America trucks, the rest of America trucks. So there's California trucks and the rest of America trucks.

1095
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:54,480
And now that and and and that's how they're now they're working out the supply chain with with that in mind. Company there's companies rising with just these trucks.

1096
01:09:54,480 --> 01:10:08,080
But you don't cause cancer at a certain point, they just would spend the money on getting conveyor or to or go to a different push it out. Go to a different port. Go to Jacksonville. Go to Texas. Go to Texas. Go to my head or something like that.

1097
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:20,080
Well, we had we were talking to somebody who's just like five weeks ago. Yeah, they're not as big that the the docs in Texas are just as bad. I haven't heard that.

1098
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:29,280
Corpus Christi apparently is positioned to be a major, major mover with rail and everything. Yeah, but they're not backed up, are they?

1099
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:37,280
Well, I mean, I think a big part of it is they're just not going to. Well, the thing is what you have to do is you have to go down to the Panama Canal.

1100
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:50,680
The backup takes five days to get it around the Panama Canal. And if you think about it, the majority of the ship is coming there for 30 days. You might as well go five days to Texas or Florida or whoever.

1101
01:10:50,680 --> 01:11:00,380
Right. I just don't think there. I don't think they're changing their supply. The supply path is because most of the stuff's coming from Asia that they spend to get there.

1102
01:11:00,380 --> 01:11:07,180
I don't know. I don't have a solution in it, but it's it's just frustrating. It's just frustrating.

1103
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:13,080
And I want to throw stones in. I want to throw that the the Democratic.

1104
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:19,080
Administration, we're just not versed enough in it. Not with not with what this is not with this.

1105
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:26,880
I also heard that the Houston docks, you have to go up a channel to get to them. Yeah. And it's it's not as easy.

1106
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:32,580
No, you have to dredge it constantly. Yeah, it's not as easy in Houston as you think it would be.

1107
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:36,180
You have to like go way up in a channel to get to the docks.

1108
01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:41,380
Yep. Well, my father in law knows all about that. The thing.

1109
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:47,680
Oh, yeah, because he was worked for a company.

1110
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:51,080
Well, no, it was a fuel, a marine fuel there.

1111
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:57,280
So they used to the all the tugs and all that bullshit they have to go through to get the docks.

1112
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:02,780
Yep. I do. Yeah.

1113
01:12:02,780 --> 01:12:06,680
Yeah, well, you know, it's just there's a lot of frustration.

1114
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:11,880
It is complicated, though. I think there's more to it than like you said, we're not well versed in it.

1115
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:15,480
I think it was a perfect storm of everything. It was it was covid, right?

1116
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:18,880
Because supply was production was damaged by covid.

1117
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,880
Yeah, well, the supply backed up. You got politics.

1118
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:28,680
You got regulation. And when they shut down the pipeline, it kind of stunted now.

1119
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,680
How are we going to get fuel from point A to point B?

1120
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:34,080
So now we are occurring this fuel by trucks.

1121
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:37,180
Yeah, I mean, it's not just the pipeline. He shut down drilling.

1122
01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:39,280
He shut down exploration. Right.

1123
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,880
Pipe was shut down. And why are you shut down?

1124
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:45,480
He tried to shut down the federal lands. No, he shut down the construction.

1125
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:48,880
Keystone was not open. Keystone never got opened.

1126
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:52,680
But they were talking about shutting down another working operation.

1127
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,680
Something like that. I don't think they did.

1128
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:59,680
I don't think the Department of Energy came out and she was kind of like, you know, golfing.

1129
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,680
You know, I wish I had a magic wand and I could wave it and make gas.

1130
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,880
So yeah, you have a magic wand.

1131
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,280
It's whatever they did in the previous administration.

1132
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,480
Yeah, that do that. What about stop stifling growth?

1133
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:15,180
Stop stifling things. Stop being a dick.

1134
01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:17,580
Yeah, don't be a dick.

1135
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:19,080
It's hard. Don't be a dick.

1136
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:25,180
It's hard not to throw stones at these guys when we are in the midst of all these issues.

1137
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:28,880
And you have people like Pelosi that are just...

1138
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,780
We're not even a year into the Biden administration.

1139
01:13:31,780 --> 01:13:36,380
She walked into her political career with three million dollars in her bank.

1140
01:13:36,380 --> 01:13:38,780
She has over two hundred million dollars in her bank.

1141
01:13:38,780 --> 01:13:40,180
Oh, Pelosi? Yeah.

1142
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:42,980
And keep in mind, she's married to...

1143
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:45,880
Related... No, fuck that. She's directly related.

1144
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:53,180
Her money is directly related to all the stocks that she has inside information on.

1145
01:13:53,180 --> 01:13:53,680
Yep.

1146
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:59,980
And to the point where you have these leagues of people that follow her trends.

1147
01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:01,080
Her trades. Yeah.

1148
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,180
So they mimic her trade.

1149
01:14:03,180 --> 01:14:06,080
Yeah, and they're successful.

1150
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:10,280
Look, there aren't many members of Congress or the Senate that aren't filthy rich

1151
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,980
because of their insider knowledge.

1152
01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:12,680
Oh, yeah.

1153
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:13,380
I mean...

1154
01:14:13,380 --> 01:14:14,080
If you weren't rich...

1155
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:15,280
On either side of the aisle.

1156
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:20,880
But Pelosi is key suspect number one.

1157
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:21,780
When you have an opportunity.

1158
01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:22,780
She's suspect number one.

1159
01:14:22,780 --> 01:14:25,480
If you weren't rich going into Congress, you were rich when you left.

1160
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:26,880
You were, yes.

1161
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,680
Well, I've got a friend who's in District 15.

1162
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:33,180
He might be booted in South Texas, McCowen.

1163
01:14:33,180 --> 01:14:38,280
And you saw the controversy about him.

1164
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:39,480
Well, what was the controversy?

1165
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:43,980
He had $100,000 in a Chinese bank account.

1166
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,580
Well, was it $100,000?

1167
01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:46,280
$100,000.

1168
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:47,280
I thought it was an undisclosed amount.

1169
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:48,680
Nope, $100,000.

1170
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:53,680
So basically the Chinese were trying to curry some sort of favor, put money in his account.

1171
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:55,480
They did, and it was earning interest.

1172
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:56,880
It wasn't so much the money.

1173
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,980
It wasn't the money that was put in the account.

1174
01:14:58,980 --> 01:15:06,580
What was the problem was the amount of interest that he was gaining with that money in that account.

1175
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:11,280
I think where the money came from is shady, especially when it's a Chinese bank account.

1176
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:15,280
That's probably true too, but I don't want to focus on that.

1177
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:20,280
I want to talk about what is actually going on in Texas where dudes like us live.

1178
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:23,880
And that is where the folks on the South border are fucking waking up.

1179
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:34,280
And I think the Mexicans, the Mexican-Americans that are down there are realizing that 200,000-plus people a fucking month coming up.

1180
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,880
Yeah, they've essentially been sold out and they're done.

1181
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:40,280
They're fucking tired of all this Democratic bullshit.

1182
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,080
Well, they changed you.

1183
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:44,080
What, McCallan had the first Republican mayor since when?

1184
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,480
1909.

1185
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:46,680
That's insane.

1186
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:55,280
And they have a Monica Dela Cruz who is now the shoe-in to take over the 15th district, or where she'll be.

1187
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,080
Is she GOP?

1188
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,080
She's Democrat.

1189
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:00,180
She's Republican.

1190
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,080
She's Republican.

1191
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:06,280
So the current one has been shifted over to the 34th district from what I understood, right?

1192
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:11,280
So the border has always been staunchly, staunchly Democrat.

1193
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:15,680
But what's interesting about that is it doesn't mean liberal.

1194
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,080
They're not liberals.

1195
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:21,480
They are, in my opinion, they would be probably considered moderate Democrats.

1196
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,080
Look, the reason-

1197
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,080
Blue dog Democrats.

1198
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:23,680
Yes.

1199
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,280
Classical Democrats.

1200
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,280
That's what I would think.

1201
01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:32,680
They get all these benefits and bonuses for being in where they're at down there.

1202
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:33,280
Right.

1203
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,280
You know, it's just these programs, they got set up.

1204
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,080
Yeah, they're bought.

1205
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,680
But I agree with you.

1206
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:48,080
I think once the open borders thing happened and they saw how detrimental it was to their local communities and how they followed the rules, they followed the rules.

1207
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,280
And now people don't have to.

1208
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:51,280
And that bothers people.

1209
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:55,280
Can you pull up the districts and kind of zoom in?

1210
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:56,680
That's what he's got going on right here.

1211
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:57,280
Zoom in on them.

1212
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,280
So this is the redistricting?

1213
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,880
On the valley.

1214
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,880
Yeah, they just redistricted.

1215
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,280
They just redrew the lines.

1216
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,280
And of course, the Democrats are like, oh, this is gerrymandering.

1217
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,280
No, they got sued.

1218
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:20,480
The Attorney General, I know, in name only, right, sued Texas because of the redistricting map.

1219
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,280
Right.

1220
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,480
This kind of stuff happens all the time.

1221
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,680
Every state does this.

1222
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,680
Yeah.

1223
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:33,480
Texas was first in line to get sued by old, what's his name?

1224
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,080
The Attorney General.

1225
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,280
Merrick Garland.

1226
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:35,880
Yes.

1227
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:39,080
The thank God he's not on the Supreme Court.

1228
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,680
The federal government has sued them.

1229
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,480
Where's District 34?

1230
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,080
Oh, there it is.

1231
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:47,480
So it is right next door to 15.

1232
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:53,880
So currently, Gonzalez is in 15 and Avella is in 34.

1233
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,280
So he's been redistricted into...

1234
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,280
To 34.

1235
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,080
...absorbed into the 34.

1236
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,680
So that's interesting.

1237
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,080
So the fact that...

1238
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,680
I mean, but you have to look at the gerrymandering that does go on.

1239
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:06,280
Oh, yeah.

1240
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:11,480
I mean, but it's because Texas legislature did it this way.

1241
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,080
I mean, we elected them.

1242
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:15,280
They drew the map.

1243
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:16,280
You look at this one...

1244
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:18,880
These maps are created by Democrats.

1245
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:19,880
No, no.

1246
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,880
These are done by Republicans.

1247
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:27,880
These were done, but the originals from the early 1900s,

1248
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:29,280
this is all original shit.

1249
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:34,480
We are just now able to reinsert our authority right now.

1250
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:34,880
I think...

1251
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,880
No, they redistrict every several years.

1252
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:39,080
Yeah, look at this shit been going on for a while.

1253
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:43,280
Look at District 35 that goes up and down 35 in San Antonio to Austin.

1254
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,280
Oh, that is crazy because it's...

1255
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:45,080
That's crazy.

1256
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:52,680
It's three miles wide and it's a corridor of people that live along the highway.

1257
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,680
And that's it.

1258
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:56,680
It's certainly one of all the popular areas.

1259
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,080
Where is...

1260
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:00,480
So these are state...

1261
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,680
So this is Chip Roy.

1262
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:03,480
Where is...

1263
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:04,280
These are counties, right?

1264
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:05,280
Where is the one-eyed guy?

1265
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:06,480
He's in Houston, isn't he?

1266
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,680
Yeah, okay.

1267
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:08,680
One-eyed guy.

1268
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:09,280
Who is that?

1269
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:10,080
One-eyed guy.

1270
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:10,680
No, no, no.

1271
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:11,880
The one-eyed willy?

1272
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,480
The Navy Seal, the ex-Navy Seal.

1273
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:14,280
Oh, Crenshaw.

1274
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:14,680
Crenshaw.

1275
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:15,280
Yeah, Dan Crenshaw.

1276
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:18,080
He's in Houston, right?

1277
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:21,280
I think he's in 18 or somewhere in North of this state.

1278
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:25,280
They always say that his has been so gerrymandering.

1279
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,680
Because his kind of wraps around the city, I think.

1280
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:31,680
To where it covers just the Republican areas?

1281
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,280
Yeah, like that.

1282
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:36,280
It's a suburb type of a district.

1283
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:37,280
18 over there.

1284
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:38,080
Yeah.

1285
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,880
I don't know if he's going to get that granular.

1286
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,880
Yeah, I see it.

1287
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,280
Yeah.

1288
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,880
They do that around cities.

1289
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,480
They grab this piece and then move out to that piece.

1290
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:52,680
And there's no question.

1291
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:54,080
How are we going to get a grip on that?

1292
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:55,480
There's no question that it's political.

1293
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:56,680
I don't know that you can.

1294
01:19:56,680 --> 01:20:00,480
I mean, they're drawn by the state legislature, which is their...

1295
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:02,280
They go to California, they're doing the same thing.

1296
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,280
They're doing the same thing.

1297
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:04,080
Maryland is doing the same thing.

1298
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,880
They all do the same thing.

1299
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:08,680
I know, but it comes to a point where you're kind of like,

1300
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:12,280
all right, look, I mean, that is stupid.

1301
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,480
That is stupid.

1302
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:15,880
Well, that's the way it works.

1303
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,880
Is there a legend down below?

1304
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:24,480
I think the idea behind it is you get a similar amount of people

1305
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:26,680
in a district.

1306
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:29,080
So this district has a quarter million, this district has a

1307
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:30,280
quarter million.

1308
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,080
How do you chop it up?

1309
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,680
And so that's up to the state legislature.

1310
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:34,280
You're like Thornberry.

1311
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:35,680
Look at this huge area up there.

1312
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:36,480
How are they chopping it up?

1313
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:37,280
What dictates it?

1314
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:38,880
It's population.

1315
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:40,080
Like a similar amount.

1316
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,080
You represent...

1317
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:46,080
If Texas has, I don't know, 25 million people and you have a

1318
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:48,080
hundred districts, every...

1319
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,080
So you're like, in order to get an equal, you have to do this.

1320
01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,080
That's why they want the census to come in and start.

1321
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:55,480
That's why they want all these illegal aliens to come in.

1322
01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:58,680
And that's why they want them all to be citizenized.

1323
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,480
Or be able to vote.

1324
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,280
Well, they want them to become citizens and they want them to

1325
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:06,880
buy their homes so that we can populate the area and have them

1326
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:07,680
all Democrats in there.

1327
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:11,080
And they'll be able to vote and whatever.

1328
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,480
I think this redistricting happens with every census,

1329
01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:14,280
right, every 10 years?

1330
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:15,480
Every 10 years.

1331
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:16,280
I think so.

1332
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:16,880
Is that it?

1333
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:17,880
Yeah.

1334
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,880
Huh.

1335
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,080
Yeah, because it's happening in every state.

1336
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,480
We just had this census in 2020 and this is the result.

1337
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,680
I thought it happened every year.

1338
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:25,480
No, it's every 10 years.

1339
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,480
That didn't seem like a good time for that.

1340
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:28,080
Ain't nobody got time for that.

1341
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,680
Well, the population's booming.

1342
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:31,480
That's my point.

1343
01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:32,480
Exponentially.

1344
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:34,880
We picked up two seats.

1345
01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:35,480
I love that.

1346
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:36,880
California lost, didn't they?

1347
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:37,880
Lost.

1348
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:38,480
Lost.

1349
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:39,880
Texas picked up two.

1350
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:40,480
Florida.

1351
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:41,080
California lost.

1352
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:41,880
I think New York lost.

1353
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:42,280
Are you kidding me?

1354
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,680
That many people love California.

1355
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:44,280
Yes.

1356
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:44,680
Yes.

1357
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:48,280
Hey, dude, that's just the start.

1358
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:50,480
I think they're leading in droves,

1359
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,280
which is a good and bad thing.

1360
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:54,080
Well, because where are they going?

1361
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:54,680
Moving here.

1362
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,080
They're taking that shit with them.

1363
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:56,880
Moving to Colorado.

1364
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,080
They're moving to Utah.

1365
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,280
Well, they're moving here.

1366
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:01,280
And that's a...

1367
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:02,480
A lot of them are moving here.

1368
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:03,080
You know what?

1369
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:03,880
I don't...

1370
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,680
Man, look, we...

1371
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:06,080
I know.

1372
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:07,080
I don't want to hate them.

1373
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:10,280
There are so many things that are happening right now that

1374
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:12,680
are coming to light.

1375
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:15,680
We only have a few minutes left before the end of the first

1376
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:22,280
half, but we've got like some exposing going on.

1377
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:26,880
We've got the queer Cuomo brothers.

1378
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,280
I'm not saying they're gay, but I'm saying...

1379
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:30,480
They're Cuomo-sexual.

1380
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:33,280
Well, I mean, he's fired from CNN.

1381
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:34,480
Oh, yeah.

1382
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:36,080
And his producer...

1383
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,480
Oh, yeah, his senior producer.

1384
01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:38,680
Oh, yeah, the CNN producer.

1385
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:39,480
You hear about this?

1386
01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:40,680
No, no, no, no, no.

1387
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:43,880
His senior producer was...

1388
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:44,880
CNN senior producer.

1389
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:45,880
Yeah, it was...

1390
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,280
It got busted for a child assault.

1391
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:49,880
Yeah, grooming...

1392
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:53,280
No, no, no, grooming underage girls and their moms.

1393
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:54,280
A mom and a child.

1394
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:54,480
Yes.

1395
01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:55,680
No, I heard about it.

1396
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,280
It's not just one, it's multiples.

1397
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:57,880
Yeah.

1398
01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:58,280
Wow.

1399
01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,280
And then you have Don Lamont.

1400
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,080
Don Griffin.

1401
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:00,880
Don Lamont.

1402
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,680
Who is in the middle of a sexual scandal.

1403
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,080
These people are evil, man.

1404
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,280
So my point by bringing this up is...

1405
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:10,480
Well, not just that, but this by itself is one thing.

1406
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:17,680
But with Cuomo, Chris Cuomo, he wants the rest of his money

1407
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,880
with his contract.

1408
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:19,280
So...

1409
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:21,280
Unless he breached his contract.

1410
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,880
Well, right now, he feels that he...

1411
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:27,080
I don't think there's an ethical...

1412
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,280
I don't know.

1413
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,480
Based on what I heard, there's no ethical clause in the

1414
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:31,080
defendant's contract.

1415
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,680
If there is an ethical clause, then he has grounds.

1416
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,080
So he's saying that he deserves his money.

1417
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:40,280
So I'm thinking there might be some major leaks going on.

1418
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,680
I mean, I would if I were Cuomo.

1419
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:44,680
I mean, Cuomo is a thug.

1420
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,280
Yeah, look at the head of Chris Cuomo.

1421
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:47,080
He's a douchebag.

1422
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:51,480
Chris Cuomo, CNN producer charged with luring girls

1423
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:52,680
for sexual training.

1424
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:53,480
Yes, for the cult.

1425
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:54,480
I mean, sexual training.

1426
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:56,480
That's right on CNN's own website.

1427
01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:59,480
Guys, this is Epstein type of stuff.

1428
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:02,280
You have enough money and power, you can do anything you want.

1429
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:05,280
Man, I see all kinds of...

1430
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:07,880
Man, what is the Maxine?

1431
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,080
Delaine Maxwell.

1432
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:14,280
Her photos are starting to populate with all these...

1433
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,280
She's a monster.

1434
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,280
Fantastic.

1435
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,880
All these famous people, they're starting to populate

1436
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:20,680
everywhere.

1437
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,680
And then she's at baseball games.

1438
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:25,680
Homeboy Judge Earl, what's his name?

1439
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:26,680
John Roberts.

1440
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:27,680
John Roberts.

1441
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:28,680
John Roberts.

1442
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,680
I mean, why aren't they talking about this?

1443
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:31,680
I told you the rumor.

1444
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:33,680
They're burying everything but her.

1445
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:37,680
They are going to bury her and also...

1446
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,680
I haven't seen anything about her at trial.

1447
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:43,680
And in the same sentence, suppress anything that's related

1448
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:44,880
to anybody else, okay?

1449
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,880
Even Fox News isn't going to produce it.

1450
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:49,880
They want to get rid of her just like they got rid of Epstein,

1451
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:50,880
one way or the other.

1452
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:55,480
But anybody that's linked to them, that name's not coming out.

1453
01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:57,080
They've already suppressed all that.

1454
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:58,080
They've already...

1455
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,080
What do you call it when you black mark something?

1456
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,080
Redact.

1457
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:04,080
Yes, they redacted it all.

1458
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:05,880
They redacted it all.

1459
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:06,880
I know.

1460
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:07,880
They're going to try.

1461
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:11,880
Well, is it a decision that says we can't let this out

1462
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,880
because it will cause too much trouble?

1463
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,880
Well, absolutely, because it's going to undermine...

1464
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:19,880
There are so many people on both sides of the aisle.

1465
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:20,880
That's what I mean.

1466
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:22,880
Dude, guys, this is a ring of evil.

1467
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,880
This is a total ring of evil.

1468
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,880
And you wonder why QAnon has caught on.

1469
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,880
People of power on both sides.

1470
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:30,880
Power and control and ring of evil.

1471
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,880
And this is hell on earth,

1472
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,880
is what these people are tied in with.

1473
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:38,880
Well, I mean, to them, it's not, though.

1474
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,880
To them, it's not hell.

1475
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,880
To them, it's their reality.

1476
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:43,880
It's evil.

1477
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:46,880
To us, in our interpretation, it's evil.

1478
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,880
To them...

1479
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:48,880
In their life, it's normal.

1480
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,880
It's just power and influence.

1481
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:52,880
Yeah, thank you.

1482
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:53,880
That's exactly what it is.

1483
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:55,880
It's what they get out of life.

1484
01:25:55,880 --> 01:26:00,880
I mean, they show a picture of Woody Allen

1485
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:02,880
at a baseball game with a young Asian girl,

1486
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:04,880
like, really fucking young.

1487
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:06,880
Not his daughter?

1488
01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:07,880
Wife?

1489
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:08,880
Adoptive?

1490
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:09,880
His daughter wife?

1491
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:10,880
Daughter wife.

1492
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:12,880
Daddy ended up marrying.

1493
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:13,880
Just look at Ilhan Omar.

1494
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:14,880
He adopted a girl.

1495
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:18,880
He adopted a girl and ended up marrying her.

1496
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:19,880
Soon Yi.

1497
01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:20,880
Soon Yi.

1498
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,880
I guess I should say raping her and then marrying her.

1499
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:24,880
Yes.

1500
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:26,880
I was never a fan of Woody Allen.

1501
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:27,880
Ever.

1502
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:28,880
I liked him in one movie.

1503
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,880
No.

1504
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:30,880
I don't know. They're right there.

1505
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:32,880
I mean, that's...

1506
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:33,880
Could be his daughter.

1507
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:34,880
Yeesh.

1508
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:35,880
He was amazing in Terminator.

1509
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:36,880
Could be his daughter or granddaughter.

1510
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:37,880
Terminator?

1511
01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:38,880
Terminator.

1512
01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:39,880
Oh, wasn't Woody Allen was not in Terminator?

1513
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:40,880
I don't believe so.

1514
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:41,880
I don't think so either.

1515
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:43,880
I think you're thinking of Predator.

1516
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:44,880
Oh.

1517
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:45,880
That's good.

1518
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:46,880
Clever.

1519
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:50,880
See, that's where I should have gone with it.

1520
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:51,880
That was better than mine.

1521
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:52,880
That was good.

1522
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:53,880
Whoever happened to that show?

1523
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:54,880
Predator?

1524
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:55,880
The movies?

1525
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:56,880
To Catch a Predator.

1526
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:57,880
Oh, that NBC...

1527
01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:00,880
The Clintons shut it down.

1528
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,880
Because they were next?

1529
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:05,880
Because they were next.

1530
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,880
Yeah, I was never a big fan of Woody Allen.

1531
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:11,880
I've seen one or two of his movies and I was very unimpressed.

1532
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:15,880
For some reason, he's seen as this huge artistic director.

1533
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,880
I don't get it.

1534
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:18,880
I don't get it either.

1535
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:19,880
Wow.

1536
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:22,880
There's a lot of crazy stuff, a lot of sexual stuff.

1537
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:26,880
The prince, you know, him getting off.

1538
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:27,880
Prince Edward, right?

1539
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:28,880
Yeah, Prince Edward.

1540
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:29,880
The Fresh Prince?

1541
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:32,880
Not the French Prince of Bel-Air, but you know, there's just...

1542
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:37,880
I mean, it is amazing on how much they're not covering.

1543
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:39,880
Yeah, I don't understand why they're not.

1544
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:44,880
Who was the director, kind of like this guy, kind of like Woody Allen, who had to escape...

1545
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:45,880
Roman Polanski.

1546
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:46,880
Yes.

1547
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:47,880
Did I talk about that?

1548
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:48,880
Did I miss that?

1549
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:49,880
No.

1550
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:50,880
There we go.

1551
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:53,880
He raped somebody and he's been in, not in hiding, but in the movies.

1552
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:57,880
He's been kind of exiled.

1553
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:00,880
He's been exiled in Europe.

1554
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:01,880
Oh yeah.

1555
01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:03,880
Yes, they want to extradite him, but they can't.

1556
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,880
And he was a prominent director.

1557
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:09,880
No, they all applaud him at the Oscars or whatever.

1558
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:10,880
They did.

1559
01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:14,880
Meryl Streep got up there and said, he is a great man.

1560
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:15,880
Now he raped someone.

1561
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:20,880
I guess that's like, you know, they're applauding Michael Jackson for staring into the abyss

1562
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:21,880
of these little boys' buttholes.

1563
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:23,880
I mean, how do you...

1564
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,880
That was very poetic.

1565
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:29,880
That's what happened though.

1566
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:30,880
It's exactly what happened.

1567
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:31,880
I know.

1568
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:32,880
And it's just like, it's wrong.

1569
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,880
And people are applauding this stuff.

1570
01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:35,880
And it's just, it's wrong.

1571
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:38,880
Well, it's just like, you know, you say the politicians live in their world.

1572
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:39,880
I think Hollywood's even worse.

1573
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:44,880
I think Hollywood lives in this world of depravity that you hear about...

1574
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:45,880
The Weinsteins world.

1575
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:50,880
The Weinstein, not just that, but who's the Cory who was like, he was abused as a kid.

1576
01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:51,880
Oh yeah?

1577
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:52,880
And his best friend killed himself.

1578
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:56,880
I think there's a whole group of men who do that.

1579
01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:59,880
We scratched the surface on some very sensitive issues.

1580
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:01,880
Yeah, we went dark.

1581
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:03,880
But this is what's going on.

1582
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,880
And you know what?

1583
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,880
The media's hiding this.

1584
01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:08,880
They are.

1585
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:09,880
They don't want us to know about it.

1586
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:10,880
And we want to know why.

1587
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:12,880
And dudes like us are concerned because you know why?

1588
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:14,880
We need to start our own media company.

1589
01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:15,880
We're doing like you.

1590
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,880
We love you.

1591
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:17,880
Hey, first half's done.

1592
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:20,880
First half, we'll catch you on the other side.