I'm so hungry.
We should get that chant going.
Or we could say a new chant.
Or how about Foxtrot Juliet Bravo?
It doesn't have to. Does that flow off the tongue?
No, Foxtrot Juliet Bravo.
I think let's go, Brandon.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo. Let's go, Brandon.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo.
Let's get a whole stadium singing that.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo.
So Jeff got very adventurous.
And went to a... What store did you go to?
It was online. I don't know which one it was.
Oh, you shopped online?
It was online.
On Black Monday?
No. Cyber Monday?
No.
US?
Yeah, that's where I bought those.
We don't sell shit on Black...
I mean...
Whoa.
I was going to say Black Friday.
We don't...
Check your white privilege at the door.
What?
Check your white privilege at the door.
Fridays are black now?
Oh my God.
Jesus.
Racist.
What an asshole.
What an ice hole.
So you went online and bought these Foxtrot
Juliet Bravo t-shirt.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo.
Foxtrot Juliet...
See, it doesn't roll.
No, you're supposed to go Lexpo Brandon.
Oh, sorry. Let me start over.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo.
Fuck Joe Biden.
Oh, you're supposed to go Lexpo Brandon.
Oh, Jesus.
Do it again. One more time.
What is wrong with you?
I shouldn't help it.
I wanted to go straight to fuck Joe Biden.
Yeah, we all feel that way.
Why do you want to do that?
I mean, you're not his daughter writing diaries.
What the hell's going on?
I don't know.
Oh my God. Did you hear about the diary where she was like...
What are you talking about?
OK.
So...
His daughter's diary?
His daughter's diary got stolen.
They thought the Project Veritas guy stole it.
Project Veritas did have it.
And they raided...
They did have it.
...Juliannys...
James O'Keefe.
They gave it away.
They actually turned it into the authorities.
And they still came in.
But my point is some of the verbiage in there
talks about Joe Biden taking showers with his daughters.
When they're like 15?
And well...
Or like very young.
How old was she?
I don't know.
18.
Well, because...
Because when you're really, really small...
You do that.
...it felt uncomfortable.
No.
The diary said it was consensual.
Oh.
So she was 18.
Oh, she was 18.
Doesn't matter.
It's wrong.
I'm kidding.
Where did you hear this?
I haven't heard any of this.
Hi, dad.
Well, then why did you say that?
I'm just joking.
Oh.
Well, not consensual.
Of course it wasn't consensual.
Well, that's my point you jack-bag.
No daughter would allow their father to take a shower with them.
She was like 15 years old and they always took a shower together.
The pages contain a line that says...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I felt I dropped that sub.
Do you mind picking that up?
Go back.
Was I molested?
I think so.
Mentioned shower with my dad.
What?
Wow.
The page is published by the National File.
Contained this line.
Was I molested?
I think so.
I can't remember specifics.
But I do remember trauma.
So what does that mean?
Trauma.
Does that mean her...
Being touched in places that you shouldn't be touched.
She has mental trauma.
Oh, well I thought maybe she put a few o-rings on her butt.
What are you guys talking about?
We're talking about the President of the United States.
You know, hyper-sexualized.
Can I emphasize allegedly, allegedly molesting his daughter?
This is his fucking daughter.
These are his daughter's words.
Daughter's diary?
Man.
I mean, how many smoking guns need
to come out of his asshole to put these sick motherfuckers away?
Oh my goodness.
I mean, he and his Hunter Biden boy with all the mayor
giving him $3.5 million and the 1% or 10% of the billion
dollars programs they got going on with the China.
I mean, people...
I don't understand why we're not more angry about this.
I agree, but let's get back to the diary.
So here's...
Oh, you just want the sex thing.
You sick...
No, no, no.
All right, so if this is truly from his daughter's diary,
here we go.
Hyper-sexualized at a young age, the page reads.
What does this do to?
Was I molested?
I think so.
I can't remember specifics, but I do remember trauma.
I remember not liking the last name's house.
I remember somewhat being sexualized with another female.
I remember having sex with friends at a young age,
showers with my dad, probably not appropriate,
being turned on when I wasn't supposed to be.
What?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my gosh.
OK, OK.
Well, I don't know.
I think that's sketchy.
I have to go with this is super sketchy.
If one of Trump's daughters were to produce something like this,
well, they'd jump to his shit when he says that she was
beautiful, right?
Or sexy.
He called one of his daughters beautiful or sexy
or something like that?
Hell, he jumped to shit when he called Roseanne Barr a pig.
Well.
They would jump all over it if Trump,
if this had any light of day.
It doesn't matter.
Well, they made the whole Russia hoax.
We already know this.
They all made the Russia hoax.
So if this was, this could be Biden's hoax.
It may not be true.
But the press would run with it.
This is the wave.
It's up, it's down, it's up, it's down.
It's coming back our direction.
That boomerang is coming around.
You think so?
And I think so.
And hear it.
From a what?
From a media perspective?
From a media perspective.
Just hear me out.
Hear me out.
So here's my thought.
I think that what Trump has started up with his DWAC is,
if you don't know what DWAC is, is
Trump is coming up with his own social media platforms that
allow people to say things without being discredited
by or shut down.
Censored.
Yeah, censored by the left, the evil left.
I'm not saying all left is evil, but I'm
saying the evil left is censoring the people
to shut them down.
Correct.
I mean, they shut down Trump.
I mean, oh my god.
The stuff that they're shutting down is ridiculous.
People should be able to say these things.
Right.
And I mean, look, the new guy taking over for Jack Dorsey.
He's even worse, from what I understand.
Oh my god.
He was simply saying, hey, look.
He was saying, we want to push our narrative,
is basically what he said.
It's all about the power of suggestion.
It's all about what we want you to believe.
That's exactly what he said.
That's unbelievable.
That's exactly what he said.
It is unbelievable.
It's exactly what we already know about Facebook.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So look.
Meta.
I'm telling you.
Get the fuck out of here.
Look, Meta had 100.
I saw someone suing fucking Meta for $150 billion.
OK, well, 200.
Muslim or something.
No.
Muslim.
Well, OK, maybe there's something totally different.
But 200 news organizations have gotten together
to sue Facebook and somebody else over Monopoly.
The game?
Yeah, the game, because they love the game.
They wanted to be the shoe, but they were the terrier instead.
Yes, the candlestick.
Oh, the candlestick.
Well, the wheelbarrow.
Well, there's a car.
Well, there is a car.
And a dog.
You idiots.
No, a Monopoly, a business Monopoly.
They're filing a lawsuit against Facebook and some other over 200
Well, which ones are on there?
Newspapers.
Big ones?
Tiny little ones.
Well, you got the hat, the car, the iron.
Move the thimble.
The thimble.
What the fuck?
What about that little dog?
Why is there an iron?
How stupid is that?
Well, this is back from the 20s.
Yeah, there's a ship and a dog and a boot and a hat
and a wheelbarrow and a thimble and an iron and a race car.
Those are the original tokens of Monopoly.
You always wanted to be the race car.
Everyone wanted to be the race car.
I wanted to be the thimble.
Jeff, that does not make you special.
It does.
But wanting to be the race car.
I wanted to be the thimble.
It was like a shield.
I kind of like the thimble.
Oh, Mitch.
It's like a penis tip.
I thought the thimble was kind of cool.
Whose penis head looks like that thimble?
It's a peen head.
It's perforated.
Well, that's why if it's penis head, that looks like a dog.
Well, Paul smoothed his down.
Good god, man.
I smoothed it down?
Who hurt you?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Anyway, so back to the D-Wack and the whole Trump
thing in the back of the boat.
See, look, here's the thing.
The whole platform is going to be.
Can we not call it D-Wack?
That's what it is.
That's his platform.
I don't think they call it D-Wack.
I'm calling it D-Wackable.
Yeah.
Donald Wack is what it stands for.
The Donald Wack.
That's even worse.
Look, Devin Nunes.
Yes?
He's going to quit.
He's going to quit and go work for Trump.
Not specifically Trump.
He's going to be one of the CEOs of D-Wack.
Not one, the.
Yeah, there's the.
The CEO, chief executive officer of D-Wack.
I am telling you.
Donald Wack.
If you haven't purchased stock in D-Wack.
I want you.
You need to.
Yeah, I think I want to.
And you need to do it now.
Did it jump?
Right now, it's at.
It's $51.
It's off-hours trading.
It's $51.
I bought it at $90.
Did it jump?
No.
It was up to $175.
Sorry.
And it went back.
It went down to, I think the lowest went down to like $35.40.
And it's starting to climb again.
And I'm telling you, when newness jumps over,
that stock's going to go.
And if I had more money, I would buy more stock.
D-Wack platform is going to be the alternate, deplorable
platform to be on.
You know, you've got to.
Because look, Twitter has jumped the shark.
Yeah, they basically come out and admitted
what they're trying to do.
They're coming right out saying, hey, man,
this is all about the power of suggestion.
This is what we're going to.
We're going to tell you what to believe.
It's not the power of suggestion.
It is the power of suggestion.
No, it is point blank.
Yeah.
They're not even suggesting.
They are point blank.
We have a narrative we want to push, and that's our agenda.
But that's what it is.
It's the power of suggestion.
It's the nonstop mind slam.
And I'm telling you, it's a.
Well, what needs to happen is news channels
need to stop talking about Twitter.
Yeah.
And you've got the creepy Cuomo brothers.
But they can't, because that is a major source of relaying.
Not if it's skewed.
Well, hold on.
Important people.
This is a frustrating thing.
And I have said this before.
Now they're writing news articles
about people sending tweets.
People who are, oh, wow, what, you need another beer already?
No.
I'm not, I don't.
It was his dick.
What?
What made that noise?
With a stick?
What the hell is going on?
I wanted to switch.
You say stick?
I wanted to switch koozies.
And the beer made a very loud sound.
The beer keon.
You heard it, right?
Sounded like a.
I was in the middle of saying something amazingly profound.
About Twitter and big people.
Yeah, I actually get frustrated.
Big people?
And I get frustrated.
The whole story is around just quotes.
Yeah, quotes.
Like LeBron James.
And Madonna.
I mean, so many.
Barbra Streisand.
And I read.
Tom Hanks.
I read mainly conservative news.
Salma Hayek.
But some of the news I read is.
AOC.
They literally talk about how the reaction to something AOC
said.
And then it's tweet, and then another tweet,
and then another tweet.
That's it.
That's all it is.
Now we're fucking writing news articles
about what people are tweeting.
That's what I mean.
You need to stop doing that.
Well, but they can't because that is direct.
Well, they can.
But that is direct feedback from influential people.
No, a lot of this is from non-influential people.
It's certain quotes that fit what they want the story to be.
Sometimes they even quote people that you don't even
know who they are.
And you'll see.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Some idiot in the middle of nowhere writes.
Well, if you notice.
Why even post that?
It used to be where you could see.
Because it fits the narrative.
It says, this has been like three times.
And it's been retweeted once.
And they started getting a lot of shit.
And you don't see that part anymore.
So they're hiding that.
So they're fighting these things.
They're cherry picking one comment.
So that's literally like going to the comments section
of any article we go to.
And there's like thousands and thousands of comments.
And cherry picking one that you agree with.
That's what they're doing.
Because it fits what they're trying to say.
You know how dangerous that is?
That's what they're doing.
That's so dangerous.
Going against Twitter right now.
It's called Getter.
Is that right?
Who?
Getter, G-E-T-T-R?
I haven't heard of that.
I've never heard of it.
Getter.
Isn't that the, it's the right wing.
Is that what it is?
Marketplace of ideas.
I thought it was Parler.
No, Parler is.
Parler is one of them.
Getter is another one, apparently.
Well, I mean.
I hate online shit.
It doesn't have, it's G-T-T.
Hold on.
There it is.
G-E-T-T-R.
Yeah, Getter.
Get Trump, I guess, is what it is.
No, it is not.
Well, Get and then T-R Trump.
The latest pro-Trump.
Well, we'll get up.
We'll get up.
The latest pro-Trump social network.
It's already a mess.
But that was on July 6.
A mess.
It's already a mess.
Well, I mean, look.
The reason why it's a mess is because, you know.
Liberals go out there and act like they're militia people.
They nitpick the hell out of it.
They find a reason to sue them.
Or they act like they're right wing militia psychos.
And they make it seem like, oh, there we
have another insurrection.
Right.
I told them a long time.
I said this in the podcast a year ago.
We, being the Republican side, we need to procure our own
farms, our server farms.
And look, if we want to not be shut down, what does the guy
that's there, the pillow guy, Mike?
Mike Lindell.
Mike Lindell?
I like him.
Yeah, I mean, if he's a likable guy, he says some things.
And whatever.
He has a perspective.
And they're not letting him talk.
Is he full of shit?
I don't know.
Yeah, they're totally shutting him down.
I mean, they have another one from Infowars.
Alex Jones?
Alex Jones.
He made some really massive declaration the last couple
days ago.
I think he's a psycho.
He's extremely smart, though.
OK, hold on.
What'd he say?
Well, he was.
He was slamming Trump, wasn't he?
Well, he was saying that this vaccine is not
what it is supposed to be.
Oh, OK, I believe that.
It's basically what it is.
And he was saying that President Trump needs to stand up
and say what it actually is, because it wasn't ready to go.
And Trump knew it, and he let it go anyways,
because you know what?
It kind of worked.
And they were kind of like, fuck it.
Yeah, because everybody was terrified to be a nation
or a leader, to be a leader that didn't do enough to stop this,
and it ends up killing everybody.
Well, that's what cost him his job at the end.
Right.
Oh, is this COVID?
Yeah.
I mean, nobody knew how bad this was,
and then we started to figure it out.
And then by then, it was too late, and we're making all these.
Are you talking about the insurrection?
No, I'm talking about COVID and the vaccine, the decision
to do an experimental vaccine.
Back in 2009, I mean, that wasn't that long ago.
Is he still alive?
No, he's not.
Henry Kissinger, in a speech to the World Health Organization,
the Council on Eugenics, this was on February 25, 2009.
That's the most scary thing, the eugenics.
What exactly is eugenics?
Let's get some background before you move on.
What's eugenics?
That is the engineering, social engineering.
Well, it's the genetic engineering of people, right?
Yeah, the genetic engineering of people.
That's what Hitler wanted to do, right?
Right, let's make sure that everybody has the perfect.
Yeah, the study and practice of attempting
to prove the human gene pool by encouraging
reproduction of people considered
to be desirable traits.
That's what Hitler wanted to do.
Preventing the reproduction of people.
They would reproduce you.
The Aryan race.
Like, the Jezebel.
No, I would have been the first one weeded out.
Yeah.
So what you're saying, I would have been eugenic died.
He wanted the six foot two blonde haired strapping you
in the box, right?
The Aryan race.
And why is that you, Sean?
Who's bold?
So what Henry Kissinger said.
Yeah, you don't fit the bill.
Once the herd accepts mandatory forcible vaccination.
It's game over.
The herd, H-E-R-D, the herd.
Once the herd accepts mandatory forcible vaccination, fax,
they will accept anything, forcible blood or organ
donation for the greater good.
We can genetically modify children.
We could sterilize them for the greater good.
Oh, shit.
Control sheep mines.
When did he say this?
What year?
This was in 2009.
Oh, fuck.
So he said, vaccine makers stand to make billions.
And many of you, trillions now.
And many of you in this room, he was
speaking to the council at the World Health Organization.
Many of you in this room today are investors.
It's a big win-win.
We thin out the herd, and the herd
pays for us for providing extermination services.
Now let's go have lunch.
Now what's for lunch, he says.
So I mean, that is something else for him to say that.
Because it is absolutely what's going on right now.
It's exactly what's going on.
They're forcing it down our throats right now.
I mean, right up into the mayor.
Oh, my god.
Being a lame duck, that is.
That is crazy.
I keep forgetting his name.
What the hell's his name?
de Blasio.
He's a lame duck mayor, and he has
He just did it today or yesterday.
He did a full.
How does he have the fucking authority to do that?
I don't think he, well, I think he knows he doesn't.
All these courts are saying, F you to Biden.
They have to say, F you to him.
Well, the theory is, this is what I saw,
I think it was up to five, is he wants to run for governor.
And he wants to get farther left than the lady that's already in
who took over from Cuomo.
Oh, that's a good idea.
So he so he forced us in here right at the end
to kind of prove his progressiveness or liberalism,
or whatever the hell you want to call it.
Good for him.
And they're like, yeah, the courts
going to shoot this down because the court's
already shooting down Biden.
But he made the effort, right?
I think he understands.
I literally can't stand this.
Yeah.
Yeah, so de Blasio is on his way out.
It's a weird thing, lame duck.
Yeah, what is the background of lame duck?
Our mystery producer asked that very articulate question.
I think you should use.
Lame duck, where did lame duck come from?
Well, it's one that is weak or that falls behind.
Here we go.
Lame duck origin and definition.
Here we go.
He was a mallard.
Mallard.
That was a mallard.
Thank you.
No, but essentially, the spirit of it,
it's one that is weak or falls behind, inability or achievement.
We already know that.
The question is, where did it come from?
Chiefly British.
Yeah, chiefly British in Aileen Company.
OK, according to the Oxford Dictionary,
keep going, the earliest known reference to the.
Oh, go back.
The earliest known reference to the phrase
is a letter written for a British nobleman,
Horace Walpole.
Horace.
I have a wild horse.
You have a wild pole.
Yeah, it's Horace.
I want to name my next child Horace.
Me too.
What a name.
Horace.
Walpole, come over here.
1761.
Horace Walpole.
He said, do you know what a bull and a bear and a lame duck are?
He asked.
He was alluding to the London Stock Exchange, where
lame ducks described an ill-fated investor who
defaulted on their loans.
10 years later, they mentioned the phrase.
Some guy mentioned the phrase in a playwright,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Bankrupts of waddle are lame ducks.
OK, all right.
So basically, it was just a derogatory term, really,
in the stock exchange, British stock exchange.
That writer's last name is quite.
Where were you at?
George W. Bungay.
Bungay?
Bungay.
Where are you going?
That's exciting.
Where is that?
Oh, writer George W. Bungay.
Bungay.
Right there, right in the middle of the page.
Anyway, go ahead.
Anyway, no, no.
So yeah, so it was somehow in Wall Street.
So it was totally a Wall Street and stock exchange in Britain
term to refer to like shitty investors.
Shitty investor.
Well, how did that transfer over to a lame duck president?
I don't know.
We have to keep going down.
Bungay.
Well.
Hold on.
There's Bungay and Bungway.
You see Bungway wrote in 1869?
Well, it's Bungay.
No.
There was a Bungway.
No, that's.
Right there.
Bungway.
Well, I think.
What the hell?
One of the two is misspelled.
Because totally is.
Bungay is down here again.
It is.
I know, but it's funny.
Bungay.
Bungway.
Yeah.
Anyway.
OK, I think we've exhausted this.
Maybe it's Bungay.
I don't think we know where it came from.
But other than.
Bungay.
It was a shitty.
It's British.
British.
You know what?
And it is used today to label a politician who's on his way out.
It was coined in the 18th century as a London stock exchange
to refer to a stock book.
That's what we just read.
I know.
But I'm just.
Why are you recapping?
Because you're talking about horus warpool bull bears.
Bungay.
And ducks and Bungay.
That's after we talked about the British thing.
Well, it's just.
How does it relate to the president?
That's what we need to figure out.
Well, they're in a sense.
They're just saying that he's a lame duck
fizzling out because he has no power.
Yeah, he's weak.
I saw cool.
It's Calvin Coolidge.
So scroll down a little bit.
Unless he wants to organize insurrection.
Yeah, in the early 1920s,
Laine made one final flying leap to the highest office in the land.
In 1926, editorial titled Making a Lame Duck of Coolidge
speculated about how the upcoming Senate elections could
affect the last two years of Republican Calvin Coolidge's
presidential term.
So basically, that's where it started.
There it is.
And if voters managed to flip the Senate
to a Democratic majority or at least closer to it,
they could possibly render him ineffective.
In that case, the phrase lame duck wasn't used in reference
to the time between getting elected or reelected
and taking office.
But it soon became linked to that period specifically.
All right.
There we go.
So it all came back from a 1926 editorial
from Michigan Grand Rapids Press titled Making a Lame Duck of Coolidge.
Well, there we go.
There you go.
Way to go, Michigan.
I think Sean's lost interest.
He wants to talk about this bourbon that he bought.
Oh, no, I don't.
This delicious bourbon.
That'll put you to us.
So Sean, why don't you review it for us?
I will review it because I've got a handful of kiss my ass
on my whip out right now.
So what was the name of that vampire thing?
Brothers Bond.
So Mr. Paul showed up.
He had purchased some Brothers in Bond.
And I was kind of like, ah, that's cool.
It's from a movie.
And so we went to Total Wine.
And I was like, look at that.
What is it called?
Walking Dead.
I was like, well, let's build a collection of whiskey bourbons.
Of monsters.
I mean, they're going to have the Flintstones eventually.
They're going to have what?
OK, first off, mine was like $50.
And yours was like $11.
What, your vampire?
Yeah, my vampire one was not a shitty bourbon.
That was not.
You highlighted $20.
It was fucking, it was not $20.
Yeah, $20.
Really?
Look at you.
You're like, you know what, guys?
I'm going to buy the Spirits of the Apocalypse.
Oh, my god.
What a jackass.
You drank yours.
I'm still drinking it.
So what is your tasty notes on this?
My god.
So well, the producer, Diageo, is
one of the largest spirit producers in the world.
Headquarters in London.
It doesn't smell bad, actually.
Their annual sales top United Kingdom's $12 billion lires.
What is that, pounds?
That US $15 billion.
Lira.
Well, Lira is Italian.
I'm Italian.
Lira.
If you drink adult beverages just about anywhere in the world,
you've had their products with span
nearly every style and geography.
Diageo has had several successful releases, co-branded,
big television events.
Most recently, they had two releases of Johnny Walker
Scotch, HBO's Game of Thrones, which I have.
I currently have that in my show.
Can we move on?
Game of Thrones?
Yeah, I've got that Scotch up there, the Johnny Walker.
It doesn't belong to me.
It belongs to my daughter's friend.
But it's still up in there.
And I tasted it.
It tastes like Johnny Walker.
OK, why are we talking about Johnny Walker right now?
Why don't you take it back, Steve?
So most recently, they had two releases of Johnny Walker
Scotch that, based on the Game of Thrones series,
at this year's big Comic Con event in San Diego,
Diageo announced the coming of a new brand,
the Spirit of Apocalypse, in conjunction
with the SkyBot Entertainment.
Several fan-fueled products are planned,
but the first is the Walking Dead.
Straight Kentucky bourbon.
This distillery is not mentioned,
but Diageo owns a bullet bourbon, so that it's our bet.
But this zombie spirit shuffles at a higher proof of 47,
which is 94 proof, and is indeed a real deal.
Straight bourbon, worth a drum.
Bullet does not distill their shit.
It's bouillette.
Bouillette.
B-E-L-L.
Bouillette.
Well, it depends on where you're at.
If you're on that side of the table,
it won't leave you dead on your feet.
So I don't know.
It doesn't have any type of, there's some caramel,
lots of caramel.
There's a little spicy.
It's got some okatafi and a hint of mint.
Where the hell you get that from?
It's got some maple.
Let's try biscuit.
He's looking at a picture.
Oh.
That's the flavor spiral.
So how long was I out?
Where'd you go?
Just, I dozed off there.
Sorry.
It's just kind of meh.
I mean, is it backbeat bad?
Yes.
Or is it Giant 95 bad?
It's worse than backbeat.
I think Giant 95.
It's the only one that's worse than backbeat.
It is not worse than backbeat.
Actually, you know what?
The nose right now, I'm smelling it.
It's not bad.
I drank the whole thing.
I slammed it.
I finished mine as well.
It wasn't that bad.
It was actually pretty good.
It's lower than the mid.
Oh, that's not good.
Let's put it this way.
Both Jeff and I never finished backbeat.
We ended up dumping it.
That was bad.
What I just dumped was not good.
You dumped it in your mouth.
Yeah, it was not good.
It was bad.
Anyway.
Mine didn't taste horrible.
It's not our worst.
I think backbeat, I think Giant 95 is the bread bourbon.
Yeah.
That was bad.
So just to recap, what's it called?
Spirits of the what?
Apocalypse.
The Spirits of the Apocalypse.
Don't buy it.
Not worth it.
That's what I'm going with.
The 1999?
I don't know.
I don't think it matters.
If you're a fan of Walking Dead.
I think it's a mixture.
You want to have, no, whatever.
Maybe pull it out on Halloween every year.
There you go.
Let's do a shot.
I think it's just something you have.
All right.
So next Halloween, we'll do a shot of that and Blood Brothers,
or whatever the hell it's called.
No, we're not doing that.
Because by then, if the three of us do a shot, seriously,
each one of our shots is half a bottle.
Kind of.
I mean, if we do a round, it's half a bottle.
So two were done.
Well, then we finish it.
There we go.
We're done with it.
Challenge accepted.
OK, I'm in.
We don't buy it again.
All right.
So The Spirits of the Apocalypse, The Walking Dead.
So I think it's kind of a shelf thing
to where your friends were.
I told you I didn't want to pour it.
You were like, let's do it.
It's going to be the best bourbon ever.
You were fighting tooth and nail because you
knew it was going to suck.
I was like, this was strictly for shelf life.
Yeah, he's like, if I buy apple cider,
I get this bourbon for free?
OK.
You got it.
I'm in.
It was for guests.
So here, I brought this one out instead.
Yeah, I know.
He bought the small batch.
94 proof of Elijah Craig.
We haven't sampled that in a long time.
That's one of the originals.
That's one of the very first bottles I got.
It was a 1789.
And well, 1789 Elijah Craig.
The small batch 1789.
Well, supposedly Elijah Craig is one of the first ones,
or if not the first, to create the bourbon.
He's the originator of bourbon.
I thought it was Mr. Edmund Williams.
Just to create a comparison, my Walking Dead one
had a screw cap.
And the Elijah Craig has a nice core.
That was the first thing I pointed out
when we were like, oh, let's try this bourbon.
Nice.
Yeah.
And it's a nice hardy cork, too.
It's got a nice wood cap to it.
The bourbon you bought didn't make that noise.
Oh, not at all.
And let's repeat that.
You want to repeat that?
OK, let's put the cork back on.
OK, here we go.
This is very exciting.
Everybody listen carefully.
Did you just trump?
What?
The hell?
There we go.
Oh, that was nice.
We sound highly.
I just pulled my thumb out of her ass.
I'm in.
Pour me a little bit of that.
We sound highly alcoholic.
We're excited about the cork sound.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not so strong a pour there, homes.
Oh, god.
We need napkins.
Shit.
I didn't pour anything on the ground.
Damn, that's pretty equal pour you got there.
Very nice.
Yeah, that's perfect.
You got screwed.
Right.
Get pretty near that glass.
Oh, look at you being like.
That smells good.
OK, so do we want to dive into a topic,
or do you have any other political conversations
to have?
I've got some stuff to talk about.
OK.
All right, so what are we going to fire about?
I mean, from the shooting from the hip,
we got Devin Nunes who's going over to.
I heard something about Pelosi.
I'm not sure what it was.
I didn't get a chance to look at it.
Did you guys hear something about Pelosi saying
she's quitting and she made the announcement?
No, hell no.
I don't know what that was.
All right, so let's move on from that.
AOC made some stupid comments about.
Oh, yeah, she said the smash and grab was not really happening.
Yeah, must be nice to be in that bubble.
And everybody attacked her, Republicans and Democrats.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Look, I'm going to play the devil's advocate on this.
No.
I think it's good that we have some diversity in the Congress
to represent all of the United States.
And there are some people in the United States that are.
Idiots?
Are just fucking idiots.
And you need to represent everybody.
And I'm not saying that she represents them.
I'm just saying.
She does, 100%.
No, no, I'm sorry.
If you voted for AOC after.
You should have your vote card revoked.
She already got voted in.
And then that was on a wave of.
She's young and she's.
She got voted in again.
But then it happened again after her fucking idiocracy
and her ignorance and her just general retardedness.
They voted her in again.
So let me just say, if you voted for AOC,
if you're listening from New York City
and you voted for AOC, you're a fucking idiot.
Yes, I agree with that.
And there is actually that's fact.
So there's another.
I actually think that's fact.
There are other congressmen that are blowing up the stage.
Look, these congressmen, I mean, it doesn't.
I don't want to say it doesn't take a lot to be a congressman.
But you have to be voted in.
But I'm just saying, being a congressman,
there's a lot of them.
So if you want to be a congressman
and you're really headstrong about it,
you could probably be one.
How many are there?
235.
Wrong.
Hold on.
435.
What?
430.
435.
35.
No, no.
It's 435.
435 with 100 senators.
435.
Correct.
Yeah, with no, it's two senators per state.
So it's 100 senators.
I know, I said 100.
Well, I mean, I'll fight you.
Consider it.
Well, I know you will.
I say we fight.
So there's a congressman named Lauren Boebert.
Boebert.
She's in there with Ilhan Omar having a fight with them.
Well, they're going down, man.
No, I was right.
It's 535 with 100.
Hold on.
Maybe I was wrong.
Yeah, you are wrong, you fucking jack wagon.
Oh, 535 voting members in total.
Look at me.
You were wrong.
You were wrong, Mr. Politics.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm also an expert in plumbing.
You're auger.
Yeah.
He's got an auger with a 10 gallon bucket.
OK.
Yeah, whatever.
So there are 535 total voting members, 105.
The Lauren Boebert had made a comment.
From Colorado.
She said something about Ilhan Omar.
Corridor terrorist?
She didn't say that.
But she was like, well, she didn't
have a backpack with her when she
was getting on the elevator.
So we're good, is what she said.
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
Comparing her to a bomba.
And she's just like, well, she married her brother,
wink, wink.
Oh, total.
Totally shady.
There are all kinds of shenanigans going on
with Ilhan Omar.
And why is the media not talking about this shit?
Why do you think?
She is a cutie.
That's why we need D-Wac.
We need to whackable topics to talk about on the D-Wac
platform.
Lauren Boebert.
Oh, I thought you were talking about Omar.
How old is she?
How old is the Boebert?
So do you know her background?
So she has a restaurant in Colorado.
And it was a full, if you want to bring guns to my restaurant,
it's a full open carry in my restaurant.
So you can carry like a cannon.
It's actually illegal to carry a weapon when
you're consuming alcohol.
But she was hardcore like all.
Second Amendment.
Second Amendment and conservative values
and Republican.
And she freaking ran.
And she won in Colorado, which is huge.
54% to 45%.
54% she won over Scott Tilton.
Yeah, that's not inconsequential.
Yeah, she did great.
And it was a and she's awesome.
I like she's a fireball.
I mean, she's a fireball.
And she's cute.
She's such a she's such a pretty good speeches on the floor.
She's tiny.
She's almost as big as what's the guy who's really
the really short guy.
Five foot six sessions.
Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff or Pete.
Is it piece that it was just like they were talking about?
What were they talking about?
And they were like, her height is the same height
as a piece sessions.
Those Wikipedia Wikipedia.
We asked for the we asked for the height of a female.
And it didn't answer us straight out.
It just says this female is at the same height as sessions.
It was the the Austrian sex filet Philip.
Philanthropist therapist, sex therapist, Ruth.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
Yes, look up Dr. Ruth.
Whatever like four feet.
Well, then you're going to see the height of session.
Vestheimer Westheimer like, honestly, I think it was
or Yugoslavia.
How tall is Dr.
Doesn't say the same.
You say how tall is Dr.
Ruth Westheimer?
No, I mean, it was it was right there.
It was a blonde lady that we we checked it a few times
and we pulled up and we didn't even check the height,
but we noticed it.
It's like, oh, she's as tall as Pete sessions.
Yes.
Was it the blonde?
Oh, my God.
Dr.
Ruth is hugging Barack Obama.
Yeah, what a shocker.
Yeah, she's like four feet tall or seven lady.
You guys talked about her.
I didn't know who she was.
It was a blonde lady.
Was it she the UN secretary or something like that?
You knew who she was.
You knew she was.
She was a she was an anchor.
Yeah, a news anchor.
She went she went to became a something ambassador or something
to the UN or it doesn't matter.
She's blonde.
Well, there was how tall is Bobair?
Oh, it doesn't say.
You got to go to Wikipedia.
So when you Google her, AOC and Pelosi come up height.
There it is.
Well, that's because she's been contesting all the she's
been fucking with them.
And so the news thing and they don't like that.
Well, I mean, it it it is five, five foot three.
It says the same height as Pete Sessions.
Was he five, three?
I thought he was five or no.
I don't know.
Does it matter?
It does.
Well, it does not matter.
And I was talking about there are only two there.
The UN and we say it every single time.
We have to fucking do a search for her and find her.
She's the blonde.
She's cute.
She's we'll figure it out later.
We got to move on.
Yeah, Heather Newhart.
Is it really?
Yeah, it's got to be Heather Newhart.
No, that doesn't look like her.
Oh, it's the one right below, though.
Yeah, that's her.
Heather Newhart.
Yeah, that's her.
All right, click on her.
You were right.
Wow, when are you ever right?
You're an asshole.
Five, five.
That's not bad.
They took it off.
But you know, it's not OK.
Look, dudes of us listeners out there.
So what they did is that we went to Google or Wikipedia.
It wasn't Wikipedia.
It was Google.
And we asked, what is the height of this person?
And they said the same as Pete Sessions.
It was kind of a kick in the nuts to Pete because he was
short.
And I'm like, why was that even necessary?
A total kick in the nuts.
I think they took it off.
Anyway, it was very, very funny.
She's five, five.
So Bo Bear is five, three.
Well, whatever.
As long as they're fucking working and they're kicking
ass, and she is.
And you know what?
She's calling a spade a spade.
And she's going to keep popping that trumpet.
I know she is.
And she needs to because Minnesota needs to kick that
bitch out.
Elon Omar, fuck her.
How is that possible that she's still there?
I don't understand it.
There's a huge Somali contingent up there.
And they're just like, oh, she's from Somalia.
So I'm going to vote for her, too.
It's fucked up.
So I'm trying to figure out, with all the voting shit going
on, where she's going in there paying people to put the votes
in the little, what do they call it, the ballots?
Ballot harvesting.
The ballot harvesting.
They were sending people out.
Look, she is so shady.
Incredibly shady.
There she is.
And she's so anti-Semitic.
I mean, unbelievable.
She hates Jews.
She hates them.
Hates Jews.
And she is not shy about it.
And she is in our.
And they just let her go with it?
They just let her go?
And she's making $175,000 a year.
Well, she's also.
And we're paying that.
We're paying that.
She's on the board or in the international security.
What is the board that she's on?
Oh, that's great.
Really?
She's on some important board.
She's on some huge important board.
Like classified board?
Yeah, that she should not be on.
Oh, god.
Well, she won 64% of the vote.
Of course she did.
In Minnesota.
Oh, by the way, they voted to defund their police.
I don't know if you knew that.
Yeah, they're really smart people out there.
Really smart people.
Anyway, can we move on?
I don't like politics.
Let's talk about power tools.
Well, you do.
You do like politics.
You check it like 80 times a day.
I know, but I still hate it.
You know why?
And my wife gets so mad at me.
We talked about this before.
She's like, why do you read all that stuff?
You can't do anything about it.
I'm like, you're right.
Yes, you can.
No, I can't.
I can't vote for who vote who they have in Minnesota.
In Minnesota, I can't.
You can't hear it, and then you can shut them down.
Become president.
I can't become president.
The more knowledgeable you are, the more you are way
to sway other people, or at least educate them,
to at least understand.
Because I'll tell you what, I'd say half the people,
if not more, are ignorant.
What do you mean half?
Like, try 90%.
Oh, well, I mean, 90% is not Democrats.
That's why.
That's why this shit happens.
People don't give a shit about politics.
They want their kids to go to school.
They want to go to their jobs.
They're desperate to get that promotion,
or they just want to make enough money to when they come home.
But I think what's happening is that is getting screwed up.
The inflation's screwing with them.
It is.
The schools, education.
You saw what happened in Virginia.
I don't disagree.
That is starting to catch up, and people
are starting to take notice.
I agree.
And you're waking up these people.
Silent majority.
And you're waking these people up.
And you're making them mad.
Well, I mean, we're starting to get irritated
because gas prices are up.
Yeah.
Everything's up.
Everything's going up.
Inflation is out of control.
I'm about to drive $100 to fill up my truck tomorrow.
Seriously.
I mean, that is insane.
That is insane.
And look, I mean, it's OK to drop money
on getting things done.
But the transition rate is the influx is the ratio is way up.
You want to hear something crazy?
It's crazy.
It's going up way too fast.
So you know how I went on my elk trip, right?
And so what we do is everybody who
goes to the grocery store in Montrose,
we all kind of chip in all the receipts, right?
Everybody that contributed to what we eat,
what we drink, blah, blah, blah.
And then also my friend who took his RV and his truck,
we drove together.
He kept all his gas receipts, right?
Right.
Hold on.
No, no.
Let me finish.
He kept all those gas receipts.
And then now he's telling me what I owe him
and what I owe the camp, right?
He spent $760 round trip on diesel.
I owe $380 in diesel there and back.
You could buy elk cheaper than that.
And my wife was like, what?
And I'm like, oh, yeah.
Well, honey, but you know.
So you spent an additional $300?
$400 on gas.
$380.
That's where Jerry spent?
No, he spent $760 on diesel.
My half is $380.
All right, well.
Holy fuck.
I mean, of course, I already paid him.
But I mean, I was like, what?
Yeah.
And then I owe another $400 and something in food.
No, and I owe another $400 and something in food.
But that was like for 10 days.
10 days.
I get it.
But then I spent another $500 on the elk tag.
Yeah, it starts to add up.
Yeah, OK, look.
So you're into this for over a grand.
I spent over $1,500.
In fact, you are on an economical vacation.
$1,500 for a 10-day excursion?
Come on.
Really?
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
Is it?
Well, that's just him.
Just me.
That's just him.
Well, dude, I mean, look, if I were to go out on business,
I'm going to spend $150 on a hotel, $150 on a car,
X amount on food.
I mean, come on.
I mean, it's within an acceptable range
for you to move forward.
But here's my point.
I went last year, and I went the year before.
And it was a fraction of that.
Right.
So inflation is real.
It's real.
You think you're paying 50% more?
Oh, shit, man.
I need to go back and look.
But I can promise you, he wasn't even worth near that much.
It was probably less than 50% of that.
Right.
Less than 50%.
That was juicy.
Are you slurping?
Yeah.
All right.
Now you guys got me all fucking riled up.
I didn't want to be riled up.
So do you remember when AOC went to the MetaGala?
AOC.
Do you remember when AOC went to the MetaGala?
And she wore that Tax the Rich dress?
Yeah, she wore the chick-flat.
The chick-flat dress.
We're talking about Lauren Bobert.
Yes.
She wore the opposite.
It was awesome.
A red dress with white letters that said, let's go Brandon.
It said, let's go Brandon?
It said, let's go Brandon.
Where was she going?
What event?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Well, gun-toting Lauren Bobert wore a Let's Go Brandon
dress in a swipe at AOC's MetaGala gown to celebrate
the Republican Party's election wins.
There it is.
The outspoken lawmaker was pictured in the outfit
on Thursday after meeting with Donald Trump at a Mar-a-Lago.
Sharing the picture on Twitter, Lauren wrote,
it's not a phrase, it's a movement.
In September, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
attracted criticism for her choice of Tax the Rich dress
as she attended an event where tables cost up
to $300,000.
Can you imagine going to dinner?
It's ridiculous.
$300,000.
I mean, it used to be $10,000 a plate.
Now $300,000.
You know what?
She's so ballsy.
So ballsy.
Well, you want to be the one to write Brandon across her butt?
It's like right on her butt.
Hold on.
They didn't write that.
It's not a freaking dress.
It's not a fatty marker.
It's white paint.
No.
No, it isn't.
No, let me live my dream.
It's like a whiteout.
Oh, you want to be the guy that writes
who's writing on her butt?
Actually, hold on.
Look at that.
Looks like tape to be, actually.
Scroll back down.
Whatever it is.
I think you want to be the guy that does that.
I want to see Donald Trump's thumb and the butt
at the same time.
All right, there we go.
Stop it, you sick perv.
So bad.
Anyway, you know what?
He is orange, though, isn't he?
Very.
He does.
He does fake tan.
Can I tell you, so can I tell you,
so when last year during the election when Jerry and I
were driving up to our elk, our last elk hunt, there were,
and keep in mind, we got off of 25, right?
25 is the main highway that goes by Pueblo, Colorado Springs,
and then goes on to Denver.
We went off of 25 to go way west, right, over to Montrose.
And bow bear signs everywhere.
Before the election.
Good.
And people are wising up, man.
Obviously she won, but I'm just like,
that was by the affinity.
I just kept pointing out to Jerry while he was driving.
I was like, another one, bow bear Trump, bow bear Trump,
bow bear Trump.
I think.
Everywhere bow bear Trump.
I think it was awesome.
I don't want to say they're waking up,
because they're not like these people that
are all knowledgeable about things and that are coming.
I think they're people like, understained, they're like,
what?
They've got to be made mad.
2 plus 2 equals 3?
That's a thing.
No, no, no, no.
2 plus 2 equals 4.
I think a big part of it is the National School Board thing.
I think that's huge.
That's not helping.
That was a huge thing.
And you've had.
Look at that mouth.
Yeah, you start messing with parents and their kids'
education.
They start to care.
Well, that goes across political lines,
as well as racial lines.
It does.
And it's not a white thing.
It's not a black thing.
It's not a nation thing.
When you're trying to cultivate the next generation, which
is exactly what they're doing, it's the long game.
And I don't know who's in charge of it.
And I've said this forever, and I've thought this forever,
that they're playing the long game,
trying to cultivate our kids to its generations.
Well, we're seeing that.
I think this is one of the first generations that you see now,
these kids that are in college who are a bunch of fricking
wussbag snowflakes who can't handle reality.
I think we're seeing that now, because when
I was going to school with our own kids,
it was not like this at all.
With our own kids, right now.
Yeah.
Well, luckily, I think.
Not mine.
Oh, shit.
Whatever, dude.
Yeah.
No, I'm kidding, sort of.
Really?
You have a bunch of libs?
Not at all.
Mine are not snowflakes at all.
They're not snowflakes.
But they are the cliche fucking millennials.
Actually, our kids are not millennials.
They're not millennials.
But my point by saying that is that they feel.
After millennial.
They feel.
What is that?
They feel like they deserve something.
Well, millennials want shit handed to them.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
That's not the way it is.
I graduate college.
I need the VP position, because I deserve it.
How about before that?
How about I graduated high school?
And I deserve $25 an hour coming out of the hopper.
Yeah, that's what they expected.
That's not the case.
I'm very proud of my oldest.
I don't know what he's a throwback to, but he's not Z.
He's not millennial.
He's an ass kicker.
And you know what?
So he makes me think this whole generation thing,
the generality.
Not all of them are like that.
And we all know that.
We're not stupid.
It's not 100% right.
And yes, but we do see trends.
But I think there's a lot less to it than.
I think Twitter.
Yeah, it's bullshit.
There is no fucking X, and there is no Z.
None of that shit is real.
Well, I tell you what, our generation
thinks differently than today's generation.
I can tell you that right now.
That is true.
Because I get on my boys hard because of the shit
that I went through that they don't have to.
And they bitch about it.
And I'm like, you have to collect firewood to do it.
Yeah.
I didn't have AC when I was growing up.
But they're bitching.
And you had to fuel the furnace for the family.
Otherwise, they died.
I had to get my Christmas coal to heat the house.
That's amazing.
And I did walk both ways uphill in snow.
What the fuck is school?
Should we do a group hug?
No, is that awkward?
I mean, there's so much.
They make fun of interaction.
So much he's doing for us.
Full bone.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Wow.
We were watching Lauren Bovert a little bit too hard.
Well, you were talking about her mouth.
Did you make your own soap?
Hey, man, that seems to be popular.
That's a new thing people are doing now.
Making their own soap?
Yeah.
With the, I've never made candles.
I never made soap either, but no.
Yeah, there's a guy in my neighborhood.
He dropped off some soap.
But it was, I'm going to use the word delicious.
You ate it?
Was it maple syrup?
It was very masculine.
It was a musk.
He dropped off three different types of soap.
Was it like redwoods?
Redwood elk musk.
It was sprazmin.
Oh, spruce.
That's my favorite.
And there was a different type.
You're anus.
Beaver anus.
No, there was no vanilla.
Actually, there was vanilla.
Oh, I better use castor.
I'm not sure if he used vanilla.
I don't know.
He made it.
You put that on your body?
No, no, I didn't make any of it.
Kidding me.
Well, you just said you used it.
No, no, no.
You said it was delicious.
Wait a second.
It was delicious.
And you never used it.
He's all lies.
What, you ate the soap?
No, I smelled it.
Why didn't you use it?
Well, because it was.
You know what?
You're backpedaling here.
No, no, no.
I'm not backpedaling.
It was packaged very nicely.
And we were going to use it as a sample to sell up
at our filtered coffee shop in downtown McKinney.
So you ate it?
I keistered it.
So now your farts smell vanilla-y.
Oh, like a potpourri.
And like Redwood.
Yeah, like a Christmas potpourri.
So anyways, they have a lot of funny commercials.
There's the three step process in making.
So they have the Bigfoot.
I want to say Bigfoot soap.
Bigfoot soap.
I've seen that guy where, yeah, he's talking about the soap.
Yeah, there they are.
See, that looks painful.
You use that rough spot like on your head.
It's a squash bundle.
Squatch is the name of it.
They've got Pontar, Deep Sea Oats Milk, Grapefruit.
The commercials are funny.
Would you want to use pine tar?
Pine tar?
I mean, yeah.
Come on.
Well, I mean, that's just the name of it.
No, it sounds nasty.
So hold on.
How many dudes like us make their own soap?
I don't think it's a matter of.
How many dudes like us make their own, what was the other one
I said?
How many dudes like us buy soap?
Candles.
How many dudes like us buy soap?
I buy soap.
Well, I buy Irish Spring.
Or zest.
Whistle.
I don't know why you're doing that.
That was Irish Spring commercial.
No, it wasn't.
Irish Spring.
OK.
Geez.
That was really awkward.
That was one of the most awkward things you've ever done.
The Irish Spring one now is some black dude on a horse now,
right?
What's the one where they use the knife?
Is that what it is?
It's like a really, really good looking black guy.
It's just like, charismatically.
No, that would be Old Spice, you dumbass.
Is that Old Spice?
Oh, fuck, man.
I don't know.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Well, I am not.
They just recalled a bunch of Old Spice aerosol deodorant
because there was benzene in it and caused cancer.
Benzene only caused cancer in California.
What the hell is benzene?
Benzene is a chemical.
Well, I figured that.
Thank you.
It's like strontium.
Smell like a man.
Old Spice.
There it is.
Strontium, ladies and gentlemen.
Strontium.
So there was a recall of some secret aerosol
in the Old Spice aerosol.
Oh, these are only in aerosols.
Correct.
And then, so you'd spray them on your armpits, which I use.
Not the Old Spice.
Not the Old Spice, but I use, I don't even know what spray.
You still use spray deodorant?
I moved from the solids to the spray.
Yeah.
Why?
I like it better.
You were like, just fighting off cancer.
Man, so I, you know what?
It's benzene free.
You know what?
That's a great thing.
All right, so in the very beginning,
I think I did spray Right Guard.
I did too.
The big orange can.
Yeah.
Aerid XXX.
100%.
I don't use, I use soap.
So hold on.
We're talking about when we were teenagers,
what was your deodorant?
So I used Right Guard spray.
And then I moved, oh, before that?
I don't know if it was before or after, but I did the Rolon.
I don't use Rolon.
I don't use spray.
I have always used a solid.
A solid.
Now, do you use the white antiperspirant?
Or do you use the deodorant gel perspirant?
Hold on.
So I have gone through phases where I've accidentally
purchased gels.
And sometimes when you buy a five pack,
you're like, I'm fucked.
I like the gels over the solid.
Gels are fine.
Well, I don't even mean, OK, well,
what about antiperspirant, the white flaky stuff?
I usually buy the anti-
I never had a problem with the white flaky.
Yeah, I don't either.
Do you do that?
No.
I mean, use the spray, you don't have that problem.
You know what I'm talking about.
Hold on.
You know what I'm talking about.
You got the white stuff that's antiperspirant.
It's not deodorant.
Mine usually are deodorant and antiperspirant.
Well, that's what I get.
Yeah, they all have an antiperspirant thing.
But there's one that the ones that are white, right?
Well, they're all white.
No, no, no, mine are colored.
No, they're not pink.
No, they're not.
They're a manly deep, sighted blue.
The rainbow?
You have the rainbow.
Rainbow.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, look, it's a solid blue.
I have never seen any color.
Yours is a very, like, an Afghanistanian pink rock salt.
That's the color rock salt pink.
Is that what you're going to call yours?
I use Old Spice Swagger.
That's white.
It is not white.
It is white.
That's the antiperspirant.
No, it's white.
Are you retarded?
I'm the one that buys it and I use it.
I've bought it for my sons.
What does that make you retarded for?
And I've used it, it's white.
What?
Where's this anger coming from?
Because I feel like he's, like, not mentally all there.
Did you steal my water bottle?
No, because I am right and you are incorrect.
How did they get over there?
You know, this is ridiculous.
I can't believe I'm even looking this up.
See, it's white.
OK, there are two versions of it.
No, it's white.
One is a deodorant and one's an antiperspirant.
One's white.
OK.
Wow.
I can't help you.
I really can't help you.
So the antiperspirant is what?
Hey, Paul, look.
A deep blue, a very manly deep blue.
Paul, watch this.
Do you have a beer?
Son of a bitch.
He took my.
He took my bearded coaster.
I don't understand.
Whose was it?
I have mine.
Unbelievable.
Paul, where's yours?
He took it.
I didn't say yours.
Yours are right here.
You have two of them right there.
You ass white.
What?
This is what?
I just.
There was a bearded butcher.
Cousy.
I don't need one right now.
Thank you.
I try to order them online right now through Amazon.
And they don't sell them on Amazon.
You have to go to their website and buy them.
Well, you could buy bearded butcher like seasoning
on Amazon.
Can you?
Yeah.
I was trying to.
Look, I gave you the.
It stuck to my head.
I know.
There's a fucker.
Paul Reese's cooler.
Yeah, I'm being childish and throwing ice at my.
Because he uses.
My podcast partner.
Because Paul.
You know why?
Because he took my.
Because Paul uses white and a post.
Banded your bearded bearded butcher.
Cousy.
You banded it.
And I simply grabbed it because I think you walked home
and you lost it.
Yes.
OK.
Sorry.
I first said it.
I apologize.
I burped.
OK, get over it.
Yeah, we'll get over it.
OK, can we can we get back to a meaningful conversation now?
About my god.
Why are we talking about deodorants?
No power tools.
How much you're oscillating?
Clear.
That's a good lead in.
So here's the.
All right, look, we're talking about what do you need?
Look, man up.
Buy some fucking tools for your house.
Shut the fuck up.
There we go.
And what are they?
I need to fix some stuff.
What do you got?
So hold on.
I don't want to ask what you got.
You need to have all these things.
That's what I'm talking about.
OK.
And we have a new one.
So back in the day, before they got innovative, right?
The automatics were ace, a, a, god damn it.
A what?
Drill.
That's a jigsaw.
Jigsaw.
Thank you.
Jigsaw.
A jigsaw, a circular saw, a drill, right?
Those are no brainers.
Well, they all had cords back in the day.
And they're all corded.
Yeah, well, all of a quarter.
Then you have a saw.
OK, by the way, there are tons of dudes like us
that are still corded.
Yeah, whatever.
They are.
They are tons of them.
Let me share with you.
I'm a huge advocate of having battery powered tools.
Yes.
I have all the Milwaukee stuff, all top notch.
And I'll tell you what, I had an experience
this past week that really irritates the f- really
chaps my gears.
Wow, look at you showing non-serious fanat-y.
I'm really upset about this.
I have a skillsaw from-
What happened?
It takes a super large battery from Milwaukee.
It's a skillsaw.
And I was trying to cut through a 2 by 6.
It wouldn't do it?
It was intermittent.
The power, it was like, I pushed the trigger.
And it was like, it would stop.
And it was like, I didn't understand what was going on.
I thought maybe it was resistance.
I thought maybe the battery wasn't charged high enough.
But I had the extra large, for my chop saw,
I had the extra large battery.
I've got two extra large batteries.
Do you have weak fingers?
So-
Was it too much power?
Weak fingers.
I mean, you can't- you couldn't pull the trigger
strong enough?
No.
Oh, so it was the device itself.
It was the saw.
So I have it at time.
I was so mad with it.
I just kind of put it down.
His finger cramped.
I looked at it a little bit earlier today.
His finger cramped.
It was a finger cramp.
Yeah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Honey, honey.
No, but it's like, if you pulled the trigger all the way,
it would stop.
It would lock up.
And it was extremely frustrating.
So I had to put like 25% of the power down.
And I wasn't certain what the-
Just change the battery.
Did.
I did change the battery.
Still did it?
It still did it.
So it's not the battery.
It's the device.
So I started looking-
So the trigger kind of-
I don't think it's-
Maybe the trigger.
I don't think it's the trigger, though.
I was checking that I did find some carbon
on the battery contacts.
Ooh, that'll do it.
So I need to find out what's going on with that.
But it's a little alarming, because I've invested
a tremendous amount of money with Milwaukee Tools,
which, by the way, we don't get paid to say Milwaukee Tools
on the air.
No, we don't.
Not yet, anyway.
Actually, we don't get paid for anything.
Not yet, anyway.
Oh, we get paid.
We get paid.
We get paid in popcorn and booze that we buy ourselves.
Yeah, no, I'm the one that buys the popcorn and booze.
What?
Well, we all do.
At least I buy the popcorn.
Well, you did this today, but-
Well, we all do.
Yeah.
I've never seen Sean buy popcorn.
I bought a bag.
I bought a bag, right?
Yeah, Sean's done it.
Yeah, I've done it.
I'm just kidding.
God, you guys got quiet and angry.
Very quickly.
Well, you're the one that's angry,
wanting to walk home.
I'm not angry.
Talking about your rainbow deodorant.
See?
So we're talking about a skill saw.
What is a skill saw, Sean?
I don't know.
Well, what is a skill saw?
You mean a circular saw?
So no, you said skill saw.
You didn't say circular saw.
I said sawzall.
OK, well, that's different as well.
OK, so you have a-
Zallzall and a skill saw.
You have a, OK, so a circular saw-
No, because we're talking about critical-
It's a six to eight inch blade, a circular blade,
that fits on a spinning-
Like a handheld.
A handheld, and you kind of rotate over.
OK, I don't have one.
Instead of you-
I don't have a corded one.
You would typically use this-
No, I don't have a corded one, and I don't have a-
What did you use when you were cutting the wood
all of my fingers off when we had the fire pit?
Plywood.
You would use it for-
That's a circular saw.
Cutting some sort of 2x4, 2x6.
And you slice across the front of it.
Now, a jigsaw is a little bit different.
Jigsaw is a, like a two to four inch blade-ish
with different, a variety of coarseness of teeth
that are on there that range so that you can either
cut plywood, you can either cut concrete boards-
Cut anything, metal.
Yeah, but look-
You have to have the right blade.
But what I'm trying to say is that the more-
Arms.
The finer the teeth, the tighter the solid of the material.
So if you have metal, you want very small teeth.
If you want wood, you want larger teeth.
Now, if you have plywood, you want medium teeth.
If you had solid stock wood, sort of like a solid pine,
like a 2x4 or oak, you want like coarse teeth.
You want MDF.
Okay, all right, so back up just a little bit.
Okay.
All right, so you're talking about jigsaws.
Jigsaws.
Jigsaws and the blades for jigsaws.
Well, just blades in general.
Blades versus wood.
Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Any blade, it doesn't matter if it's a circular saw
or a jigsaw or-
It could be a table saw, a chop saw.
What do you guys call the flat blade
that goes back and forth laterally?
It's an oscillating saw.
And to me, that one saw for any homeowner
is one of the most versatile-
It is, I've used it many times.
Which you can have to do anything.
So yeah, it replaces the jigsaw, it replaces-
It can. I'm sorry.
It replaces, hold on, it replaces the hacksaw.
It replaces the-
Well, look-
The good old fashioned hand-
But you need to understand that the oscillating saw
is not designed to cut-
Big wood.
It's not designed to cut long lengths of anything.
So if the wood is a half inch thick, three quarters inch
thick, this is your tool.
What about PVC pipe?
Well, PVC pipe could be fine, depending on how deep it is.
Well, we used it when we did it up here.
We did because I'm a master and I know how to use it.
But for most people-
Master plumber.
Master cutter.
For most people, honestly, seriously, look,
I would not use an oscillating saw on a two and a half
inch pipe, two inch pipe, unless you have the correct blade
on there, because a lot of these blades aren't two and a
half inches.
They're probably inch three quarters, two inches.
So my point by saying that is that you may be stuck with a,
with a sawzall, a reciprocating saw.
Do you know the difference?
So you got oscillating, oscillating is kind of a-
Back and forth.
It's back and forth and it's up and down.
It's lateral.
It's back and forth to left and right.
It's a circular motion.
So it's a circular motion because it's kind of like an
oblong circle in there that constantly rotates,
that makes the oscillating do its thing.
That's exactly what it is.
It's not back and forth, like left to right?
No, it's, it's, it's, it's, well,
If it goes up, I think it's back and forth.
It may be back and forth, but it's, it's kind of an
oscillating, it's very minute.
So it's the way it moves back and forth.
Okay.
So it's-
And then, and then you reference a reciprocating saw.
So the reciprocating saw-
That is straight forward and straight back.
And you use that for cutting.
You can, like, let's say-
Anything, really.
Well, I mean, you can cut lumber.
That thing's bad ass.
Well, it's for a lot of demolition.
Yeah.
It's a demolition tool in nature
because you're using it to cut-
Yeah, in other words, it's not fine.
It's not fine precision cuts.
It's like, tear shit out.
Well, yeah, because when you're, when you're ripping down,
let's take, for example, like above a doorway,
you have a header and you've got,
you don't want to go straight down the middle of a header.
You want to go a right above it,
right above the sides where the header stops,
where it sits on the trimmer.
And you want to cut right through those, those,
because what's unique about the reciprocating saw
is that it goes through metal, wood.
It goes through, it goes through shit.
Oh yeah.
Depending on the blade, sure.
It cuts and you can get 10 inch blades.
I mean, you can go through some shit with those blades.
Yeah, so I have some really, yeah,
I have probably a 10 inch blade
that I use for cutting off limbs, right?
A tree.
Yeah, very coarse limbs, yeah.
And, I'll be damned, man, that thing's a beast.
I use it for cutting out roots,
like even under the ground.
Well, you gotta be careful with that.
You get a blade extremely quick.
Yeah, because it'll jam the blade and you kick,
get kicked back.
I mean, I mean, it's a beast, but it's awesome.
All right, so.
But they make an oscillating,
they make a reciprocating blade that goes through brick.
They make blades to do just about anything.
Yes.
I'm telling you, technology has really increased
the versatility in what all these tools do.
Yes.
But the spirit of this conversation is,
what do we need in the house?
Right.
Critical.
And the oscillating cutting tool
is by far the most important one.
Well, I don't even have that one.
It saved my ass when I was installing these vanities.
It saved my ass big time.
You can cut through drywall.
If you need to cut a,
the drive fire's drywall,
if you draw a square on the wall,
you use that oscillating tool, it's easy to manage.
Right, right.
You know, you don't feel like it's gonna cut
your freaking body apart.
Right.
It goes right through and you're done.
Yeah, okay.
And it's easy to manage.
It's easy to manage through everything.
I definitely need one of those.
You know, set aside from all the other stuff,
like all the different types of screwdrivers
and ratchets and Allen wrenches and all that stuff,
which is so much.
Let me ask a question.
I mean, obviously everybody understands the difference
between corded and rechargeable, okay?
And I think everybody is, you know,
if you don't understand how liberating it is
to not have a corded device.
Oh yeah.
I can't, you know what?
I've had corded my whole life
and I'm lugging around the extension cord
is getting caught here, getting caught there.
It's all tangled up.
All that kind of shit.
And then you go too far and it pulls out.
I mean, all that kind of shit, right?
And then now you got the rechargeable, right?
Huge.
Now, but here's what I'm gonna ask.
Sorry.
So we talked about a reciprocating saw.
We talked about the oscillating saw.
We talked about the circular saw.
So it's important to buy all this stuff
from the same family.
Correct.
Because they use the same batteries.
If you're gonna go cordless.
You have to be careful with that
because even with Milwaukee,
they have different levels of families
that use different batteries.
Yeah, you've got. Really.
Okay. So you think you've got the battery for it
and then you gotta go to two sides of that.
So Milwaukee has come up with two different types
of tools.
And I'm sure that all, DeWalt and,
I can't think of the other one.
Makita.
Yeah.
Oh, a whole bunch.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Robi.
There's a bunch out there.
And look, those folks out there shopping for tools.
Look, a Robi tools are very inexpensive,
but if you are the person that's gonna use them
couple times a year,
that's your ticket.
Oh yeah, that's good.
It's the biggest bang for your buck.
Now I buy a little bit more resilient tools,
but it'd be like Milwaukee,
but that's only because I use it
or I used to use it a lot.
Right.
Excuse me.
I may get to a point where I may not start investing
in that kind of stuff,
but most of the tools that are coming out nowadays
is just like everything else.
It's like stereos.
It's just like, God bless.
Anything you buy is gonna sound good.
I mean, TVs, for example.
I mean, you go to the store,
and it's like, are you gonna buy this brand?
You gonna do this?
Now it's like, fuck man,
that TV's 500 bucks and it's 100 inch.
Right.
I'm buying that one.
And you know what?
It freaking looks great.
Yeah, but are you saying that tools,
so here's the problem with TVs and all that other shit,
they're disposable.
Yeah, well, so are tools.
So are tools.
Really, really?
We've gotten to the point where the tools all of our.
Let me share with you an example of tools.
A Harbor Freight is one of them.
A Harbor Freight, you can go and you can buy a tool
for a fraction of the cost.
And let me tell you, that tool is what we call
in the industry of construction is a job tool.
So when you start a job and you need a specific tool
to do a specific job at that job, you buy that tool.
And at the end of the job,
you expect that thing to be dead.
Okay? Really?
Yes, really.
Because that's the.
That sucks.
Well, I mean, but for the price that you're paying,
you got all these parts in there that wear out.
But let me share because Chicago Tools, for example,
is a name brand.
Right. Okay?
I wouldn't recommend people buy Chicago Tools.
However, for jobs, I would recommend you buy Chicago Tools
because if you need it, if you put in there,
hey man, I'm gonna need this, this, this.
I put those types of tools in there.
I could put that in my budget and I could buy it.
Yeah, but dudes like us, we want to buy a tool
that's gonna last our entire lives.
That is for us.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's not for.
Okay.
I totally understand what you're saying.
So, and look.
So let's say.
You can go both ways because I can go on jobs
and I bring my own tools and I use my own stuff.
All I'm saying is, for example,
I'll give you one little example from Chicago Tools.
It has to do with the oscillating tool.
I used this oscillating tool for probably four years.
I bought the damn thing where the Fiend Tool, for example,
that we pulled up earlier, that oscillating tool,
was like three to $500.
It was ridiculous to buy that tool.
They had the market corner on it
and they had a patent on it.
So you couldn't reproduce it.
The patent expired.
And once that patent expired, boom,
everything went down about 100 bucks-ish.
And Chicago came out with tools, like 30 bucks.
What are you gonna buy?
You're gonna go buy that Chicago tool.
So you go buy the Chicago tool.
I bought it.
Actually, my dad bought it for me.
It was a gift.
I was like, thanks, Pop.
I took it on a job and I used it.
It was loud as fuck.
Right, it's loud.
It's...
Even the Milwaukee one is loud.
But this one's way louder.
If you think the Milwaukee's loud,
this is way louder.
It's way louder.
It's got a muffler and smoke coming out.
And it was corded, so it was like...
Whatever.
Is it gasoline powered?
Yeah, it's diesel.
It's diesel.
Yeah.
It's blue death.
Semi-truck.
Blue death.
Jet fuel.
Nice.
So this thing is...
So my point by saying this is that
the tool will work
if you are only gonna use the tool as a homeowner.
Right, we're talking twice a year.
You know, a couple times a year.
That's not a big deal.
You can have that tool for a very long time.
Well, I have a chop saw downstairs
that's from Harbor Freight.
Yeah.
And I've had it for, what, three years now?
Yeah, okay.
And it's still doing fine.
And...
And you'll probably have it for a very long time.
And you know, when it dies, I'll get something better.
There you go.
Right?
If need be, you may not.
Yeah, I was learning how to use tools
and Sean's like, get this,
cause you're spending the fraction.
And when that dies, you're gonna know how to...
There you go.
You're gonna know how to use the tool now
and you're gonna know what you want.
And it's gonna do appreciation for it.
It's gonna get it done.
So when you first buy a tool...
And it works just fine.
And you learn how to use it and your...
And then you...
Let's just say, for example, your chop saw.
And you...
Chop saws are unique because you have...
You have the size of the blade,
which inhibits or allows you to cut certain lengths
or widths of boards, of two by fours,
two by six, two by eights,
or sometimes, you know, 16 inch boards.
Sometimes, if you have a long piece of wood,
you're gonna want these arms that stretch out of the stands.
Right.
And so...
You scavelife the board.
Correct.
And also, are you gonna be able to cut a solid 45?
Are you gonna be able to cut a solid 22 and a half?
Right.
Because you got these 45s that are actually 22 and a halfs.
Then you are gonna be put on crown mold.
So now you got these compound cuts
where you're having to turn the blade at a 45
and cut it at a 90 from left to right.
So it's 45 on the Y axis,
and it's a 90 on the X axis.
Yep.
So you got this compound cutting going on.
And it has to be very, very clean cuts.
So what I'm saying is the difference
between some of these better chop saws
versus the ones you buy at Harbor Freight
is that sometimes when you do these compound cuts,
they're not so good.
Right, they're not very precise.
But they can be good.
If you take the time and learn how to use the machine,
you take your squares, you take your speed squares,
they have all the degrees on there,
you line up your blades,
and there is a way to use those things successfully.
But people are fucking lazy.
I know, I got you.
That's really the bottom.
They're lazy.
They might be lazy or they might be new to the tool.
Well, okay.
No, they're lazy.
Look, they're lazy and they want it to be,
look, I want it to cut 45 degrees.
And boom.
All right, look, look, look,
you want to cut to 45 degrees?
Great.
Every single time,
you're gonna have to do some calibration to these tools.
One may be 45, one may be 46,
and you're gonna be like, oh, there's a gap.
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
When you're doing crown molding, that matters.
Well, you're doing base mold, trim mold,
anything where you're trying to match up in a corner,
that matters.
You got 46 when you're off,
you know, a percent, 10% or something like that.
Dude, look, that shows up in your workmanship.
It totally does.
And then it takes a painter,
which is, look, I'm telling you.
Yeah, you gotta caulk it and paint it.
You gotta put putty in there,
you gotta sand it, you gotta paint it.
There's a lot of stuff that covers each other's ass
when you're in a construction job
trying to build out a house.
Right.
So you have a crappy carpenter that goes in there,
crappy framer.
I mean, there's, you know, you got crappy framers
that put two by fours in a wall
that aren't exactly 16 inches on center.
And then you're trying to fucking hang a picture
or hang a shelf, and you're trying to measure,
and you're like, what the fuck did this guy do?
This one's 17, this one's 15, this one's 12.
Oh, the distance between the studs.
I'm gonna kill somebody.
Right.
I'm gonna kill somebody,
because you're trying to anticipate.
Look, in standardized artwork,
standardized shelving is based on
what you're anticipating, what's behind the walls.
Otherwise you gotta do anchor, anchor bullshit.
And you don't wanna do anchors.
No, you don't.
No.
Extra holes in your wall, right?
Big holes in the wall.
Yeah, exactly.
Now they do have some pretty cool anchors
that go into the wall.
Oh, they got a ton of anchors.
Yeah, there's some that grab really well,
but again, there's nothing better
than grabbing a nice big piece of wood.
Of course.
That's the most stable thing to do.
All right, so you described power hand tools,
and we haven't really gotten into non-hand tools, right?
It's a non-hand tool.
Well, meaning a chop saw.
Foot tool.
Chop saw, router.
Are these like piano pedals?
Right, so I wanna talk about that in a later podcast.
Like planers and jointers and all that stuff.
Are you kidding me?
Is it time already?
It is, it is.
But there's a lot of tools we haven't talked about.
We haven't talked about planers, right?
Like hand tools.
Planers, sanders.
Have you got orbitals?
Oh, there's a ton.
We've got electric, we've got pneumatic tools,
we've got compressor driven tools.
Oh yeah, nail guns, brand tools.
I'm glad you mentioned the pneumatic tools
because those tools, like a drill,
makes a different sound.
Da da da da da da.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, those are hammer drills.
Yes, hammer drills.
I wanna talk about that at a later podcast someday.
All right, well this is very exciting.
I'm very excited and I'm a little buzzed.
I mean, we drank through that walking dead stuff,
jumped on some Elijah Craig,
and we started off our night with.
With Pearl Harbor.
That old forester.
Oh, that too.
I wanna say happy Pearl Harbor day.
It's not happy.
But you know what?
It's a celebration of moving forward with life.
Okay, so we paid.
Didn't we bomb the shit out of them?
Is that when we dropped the A-bomb?
Those Nagasaki and Hiroshima, yes.
Yeah.
They're after.
They attacked Pearl Harbor and then we.
Oh, we got.
No, we did the Doolittle raid first.
And even the Doolittle raid got revenge, yeah.
But you know what?
This is where we pay our respects
to those brave men and women.
There's not many left if there are any.
Yeah.
Pearl Harbor survivors, I don't know if there are.
And even the ones that passed on during that raid.
Yeah.
And this is where we pay our respect to them.
I'm gonna give the opposite.
I'm gonna say, hey, here's to those Japanese guys
that thought they were doing the right thing.
Oh, they were, they absolutely were doing,
they were fighting for their country.
I'm sorry that you were influenced.
I'm sorry that you were putting that position.
Yeah, well, that's a great point.
They wanted to destroy America.
They were told, they were told, they were told what to do.
They're doing what they're,
it's sort of like the vaccine.
They're being told, being told, slamming it.
All right, Dudes Like Us, my name is Sean.
See you guys next week.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
All right, see you guys.
Good night.