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Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

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Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

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We're past that.

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Are you trying to do a turkey?

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We're past that.

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What?

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I'm a little bitter.

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Oh, what about, about Thanksgiving?

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I'll tell you what, I had,

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set aside from one thing, I had the best Thanksgiving,

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the most pleasant Thanksgiving I've had in decades.

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Well, that's fantastic.

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Do you want to know what that one thing was?

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Bourbon.

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So.

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You pleasured yourself?

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Whoa, whoa, that's a great Thanksgiving.

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When you have a, when you've got the.

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Tradition.

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That internal, when you size somebody up

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and you're kind of like, how much of a man is this person?

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Ooh.

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And you're like, wow, I mean, can he,

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if shit were to hit the fan, you're like,

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can I really trust this guy to get shit done?

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Ah.

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Well, one of us failed.

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We've been desperately seeking Susan

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on getting Alan up here for the podcast.

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Oh yeah.

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And last week, we had the perfect opportunity.

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Really?

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And somebody didn't.

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Really?

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Someone didn't bring their A game.

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Whatever, he didn't want to do podcast.

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Sometimes people don't want to get shots.

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You just say, hey, we're going to get ice cream.

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Oh, and then.

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Oh, and then stick a needle in his neck

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and you drag him up here?

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No, just say, hey, we're going to get some ice cream.

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And it's up here.

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My father-in-law did not want to join podcast.

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He was visiting and it's important

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that I spend time with him.

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So we didn't do podcast.

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Not good.

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Right before Thanksgiving.

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But we are rolling into the new week

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right after Thanksgiving.

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It was a wonderful break.

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It was.

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I had the whole week.

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Wonderful break.

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But let's back up.

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What about the late notice?

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Somebody had worked all day

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and was looking forward for this moment.

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That's why you have a therapist.

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Well, Jack Daniels is busy during the holidays.

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So my therapist isn't always just readily available.

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So you had to go see Penelope.

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Yeah, we did.

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Which happens to be our privileged drink of the evening.

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It is.

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I hear gong in the background.

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Boom.

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Introducing post-Thanksgiving.

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What the fuck is this?

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It's bourbon.

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It's a rye bourbon.

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No. No.

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Well, it's primarily a rye bourbon.

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It's a blend.

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It's a blend of three different bourbons?

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Four.

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Four.

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It says up here, right?

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The process.

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So Penelope bourbon is, it's a blended.

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It's a rye bourbon.

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Bourbon.

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No, it has wheat and malted barley.

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It has all.

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And corn.

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And corn and rye.

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So they take a 91% rye bourbon.

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They take a corn bourbon.

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No, the bourbon is not 91% rye.

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No.

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Well, this one is.

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No.

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It's not.

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No, what they're saying is they take 91% rye bourbon.

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Yes.

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So of the mixture, 91% of that is rye bourbon.

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Yes.

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And then 5% is corn.

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I forget which one.

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Then 4% is rye or vice versa.

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Right.

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Or wheat, I'm sorry.

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Correct.

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Correct.

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Oh, I'm actually wrong.

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It's actually three bourbons, not four.

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It's three bourbon mash bills comprised of four grains.

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Oh, and malted barley is the base.

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And malted barley, right.

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All right, so a little background.

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All right, so the reason why I was very excited

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to pick this bourbon.

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Interesting, the bottle says four to,

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the bottle says three to five,

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but the website says four to six.

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And Paul dropped a cool G on this.

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Cool G.

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How much was this?

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It's expensive.

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I thought it was like over 50.

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Yeah, it was in the 65.

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Yeah, it was more than we normally spend on a bourbon.

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But here's the thing.

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So Jeff and I went to this very cool.

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I'm drunk.

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Cool bar.

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Actually, it's a restaurant.

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It's kind of a speakeasy kind of a thing.

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Yeah, it's a speakeasy.

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It has a hidden bar inside the restaurant.

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I think we may have talked about this before,

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but what is the name of that place?

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Rare Books.

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Rare Books.

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Rare Books, and that's the Frisco, Texas.

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You have to know the code to get in.

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But when we walked in,

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the door was already open.

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What is the code?

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Is it a gesture?

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It changes every week, I think, right?

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It does.

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And you have to pick up,

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then they have a, you know,

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the old British telephone booth, the red ones?

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You go in there and pick up the phone and you say.

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And you give them the code and they open the door for you.

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On the monopoeia and they let you in.

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Now, but when we walked in,

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the door was already open

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because somebody had just walked in.

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So we just walked in after them.

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It's like a bookshelf.

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Did you guys know the code?

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Well, we did know the code,

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but they didn't ask us because we already kind of walked in.

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The experience was kind of ruined for us

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because the door was already open.

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Yeah.

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No, they did not Frisco.

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But I'll tell you what.

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Was it a dial tone or was it like a push button?

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We never had to.

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We never walked into the booth.

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But you saw the booth.

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We did saw the booth.

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We didn't pick up the phone.

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We did not pick up the phone.

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No, you didn't look at the phone?

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So you went in for the experience

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and didn't observe what the phone was

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to get into the booth?

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I saw what they said.

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It's the British telephone booth.

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See, this is hand in hand, a half-assedness.

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Yeah, we half-assed them.

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We could have waited for the door to close again.

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You were more interested in getting into the bar

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and doing a selfie to send to me

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that you're there without me.

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I was actually.

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Then the fucking,

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pay attention to what the fuck is going on.

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Someone was in New Jersey enjoying their life.

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Yeah, that's very true.

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In his new home, New Jersey.

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So we got in there.

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I was in New Jersey?

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Yeah, that's when you were in New Jersey.

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Yes, that was when you were in New Jersey saying,

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oh, this is way beautiful, more beautiful than Texas.

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This is better than anywhere I've ever been.

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I love New Jersey.

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I love all the liberals.

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Why is he still part of this podcast, by the way?

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I love New Jersey.

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After a statement like that.

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It's beautiful.

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Anyway, so we went into Rare Books Bar

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and they have a lot of bourbons.

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They probably had over 100.

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Yeah, and they.

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They may have equaled our collection.

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I don't know, yeah, our collection.

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And they ranged from probably what?

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I think the low end.

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11, 10 or 11 bucks a shot.

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No, it was more than that.

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Was it 15?

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I think the cheapest one I saw was about 15 bucks a shot.

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15 up to.

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Over 100 bucks a shot.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So this was one that was on the.

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I'll tell you what.

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Lower end.

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I would say this was a $20 shot, maybe, Penelope.

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When our roster gets up to 200, 300,

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people will pay to come to this podcast to bask in its glory.

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Are you so sure about that?

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No.

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But think about it.

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Just to look at it.

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I know, right?

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Just because of the stupid.

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I mean, you guys are going to the glory hole.

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What is it called?

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It's not the glory hole.

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It's not the glory hole.

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No, yeah, it's not a sexual joint.

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It's not the truck stop down the.

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I didn't realize.

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Oh, OK.

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My memory is.

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So where were you guys at?

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Rare books.

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Rare books.

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Yes, we need to go.

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But it's a once in a while because you're not

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getting out of there for cheap.

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It was expensive.

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Yeah.

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But I tell you what, the shots are not just a shot.

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I mean, it's a strong pour.

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Well, some of them you get two ounces.

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That's where I got glory hole.

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But anyways, go on.

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Some of you get an ounce.

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Depending on the rarity of it, I think some of you

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get an ounce, some of you get two ounces.

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Right.

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I think the ones we got, we got lucky,

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we got two ounce pours.

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And so I was very impressed with Penelope.

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So let's talk about it.

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If you order like a Martini, it's like if you order a shot,

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it's different from ordering like a Martini or Manhattan.

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Some of those they have, they're more.

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I don't know how much.

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I was going to say three ounces.

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So if you order a Martini, it's going to be three.

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But I think it's a little bit more because it's.

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Like if you order a straight shot.

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Yeah.

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That's what you guys think.

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Sometimes you get more.

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Is there a specific type of bourbon?

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That would be nice.

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I'm sure they had the drinks and everything.

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I mean, it was a full bar.

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And they had foods and stuff like that.

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They did.

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It was good.

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Wow.

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I did that shot during the intro.

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OK, let me tell you why you're struggling.

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This is 119 proof.

279
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This is probably the second most potent bourbon

280
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we've ever tried.

281
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There's one that's 130, right?

282
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We have one that's 140.

283
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We did a Jack Daniels one that was.

284
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Well, the rumble out there is 139 and a half.

285
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Good Lord.

286
00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:19,700
That's the highest.

287
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And Noah's Mill is 120, isn't it?

288
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126?

289
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116 actually.

290
00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:26,820
Yeah, that's nothing.

291
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I'm telling you, this is up there, man.

292
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119 proof.

293
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And it's got a very exciting taste.

294
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I mean, honestly.

295
00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,660
And it should burn like hell.

296
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But it doesn't.

297
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It did.

298
00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:37,820
No, it didn't when you did the whole glass.

299
00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:39,740
Yeah, yeah, OK.

300
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Remember when I was like screaming for a piece of bread

301
00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:42,500
or something?

302
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,900
Yeah, I was like, I need bread.

303
00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,420
Eee.

304
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Now that it's not poor.

305
00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,700
I like it here is my inner monologue

306
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screaming at me like Scotty from Star Trek.

307
00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:54,700
You can't hold it.

308
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What you doing again?

309
00:08:56,140 --> 00:09:00,300
OK, so the char on the barrel on the stave, it's a number four.

310
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And on the head, it's a number two.

311
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It's 46 years aged.

312
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All right.

313
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So it's a four grain blended whiskey

314
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of three different bourbon mash bills comprised of four grains.

315
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All right.

316
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And we think this is an MGP product.

317
00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,900
Well, it was distilled in Illinois.

318
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I don't recall.

319
00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:26,540
I'm sorry.

320
00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,420
Typically, when you see distilled Indiana,

321
00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:29,140
that's where MGP is.

322
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Standard one.

323
00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:30,420
Yeah.

324
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I don't know about the city.

325
00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,300
I'm sure there's others there, but the big one's MGP.

326
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I don't recall what specific city it was in.

327
00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:36,540
It is good.

328
00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:37,620
Yeah, it's not bad.

329
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:40,220
I mean, it's actually a fact.

330
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I should never have said that.

331
00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,780
I think it's great.

332
00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:44,060
Yeah, it's really good.

333
00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,660
I don't think it's not bad.

334
00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:46,580
It's good enough for it.

335
00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:49,780
Well, Penelope is, there's a few different versions.

336
00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:51,180
It's a Pean Lope.

337
00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:52,660
A Pean Lope.

338
00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:56,900
This is the private selection barrel strength.

339
00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,940
So that's the one we tried at Rare Books and the one that we,

340
00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:02,260
well, Paul liked was his.

341
00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:03,260
Wow, so they have a.

342
00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:03,780
No, no, no.

343
00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:06,940
We tried four grain at Rare Books.

344
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,900
No, you tried this one, the black label.

345
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,820
Hold on, four grained?

346
00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,020
What do you speak of?

347
00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,820
No, it's this private select barrel strength.

348
00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:15,540
It's the black one.

349
00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,700
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

350
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,580
I'm sorry, yes.

351
00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,340
I thought there was one called four grain,

352
00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:21,260
but underneath that it says four grain.

353
00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:21,820
Yeah.

354
00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:24,060
It's the private select barrel strength,

355
00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:26,260
limited availability.

356
00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:28,380
Well, we managed to scoop up a bottle.

357
00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:28,860
Yes.

358
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,500
We did, and it's good.

359
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,020
Yeah.

360
00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:31,380
OK.

361
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:31,980
I enjoy it.

362
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,780
You know the best part about this moment

363
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:38,140
is that I've had more than you.

364
00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:39,300
And I have more to drink.

365
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,660
Right now that's a good moment.

366
00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:41,220
Yeah.

367
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:44,820
But in about an hour may not be a good thing.

368
00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:46,660
That's true, because I'm going to sip on this.

369
00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,180
Yeah.

370
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,300
Damn, yeah, another strong pour, too.

371
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:49,900
All right.

372
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,780
I'm going to give you some.

373
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,580
So this is, welcome to.

374
00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:55,740
Oh, I thought he was going to resist.

375
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,100
He was like, yeah, I'll take some.

376
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,140
I'll take it.

377
00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:00,820
I'm good with that.

378
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:04,340
All right, so this is the last podcast of November.

379
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,260
Believe it or not, we are rolling into December

380
00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,940
and the Christmas.

381
00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:10,420
Is tomorrow December 1?

382
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,660
Tomorrow's December 1.

383
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,140
I don't know.

384
00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:12,820
I guess it is.

385
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,580
I think it is.

386
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:14,780
Time flies, man.

387
00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,180
It is just crazy.

388
00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:17,380
Thanksgiving.

389
00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:19,460
Yeah, this year's coming to an end, guys.

390
00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,060
So.

391
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,740
Steven went back to school today.

392
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:22,660
He's already gone?

393
00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:23,380
He went today.

394
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:23,900
Why?

395
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,860
Dawson went on to class.

396
00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:27,380
Oh, yeah, you guys.

397
00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:31,820
My kid's the one that like.

398
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,380
Dawson went back on Sunday.

399
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,780
He killed his schedule.

400
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,660
Well, he changed majors.

401
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:44,060
And unfortunately, the classes he was enrolled in didn't.

402
00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,380
No, it just didn't work out.

403
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:49,700
So it was a complete waste of money, unfortunately.

404
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,340
But it's a great experience for him.

405
00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,660
And I'm glad he was able to experience it,

406
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,060
even though I want to choke him.

407
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,180
Right.

408
00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,780
I hear you.

409
00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:58,620
I hear you.

410
00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,340
Yeah, he'll be back next week.

411
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:03,820
But he's going down there to finish up.

412
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,020
Right.

413
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,380
So do you guys want to roll right into our kind

414
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:08,860
of our dedicated segment?

415
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:09,660
Or do you want to?

416
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:11,340
Do we have intro music for our dedicated segment?

417
00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,980
No, we need to come up with one.

418
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,500
Oh, my god.

419
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,460
I just island boy.

420
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:17,260
How about that one?

421
00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,180
No, that is super gay.

422
00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:20,700
Stupid.

423
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,420
Yeah.

424
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,420
That's more of a visual thing.

425
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,340
Yeah, he showed it to me on the way over here.

426
00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:27,820
And I could have lived without it.

427
00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:32,260
The post memes were far more funny than the original.

428
00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:34,060
These idiots are probably rich kids.

429
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,660
The midgets that sing it.

430
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,100
I mean, the midgets were hilarious

431
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,660
because they're sitting on a kitchen countertop,

432
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,940
put their feet in the sink.

433
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,660
And they're like, they're in the hot tub.

434
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,700
And it's island boy.

435
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,500
OK, so is this the last week?

436
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,620
Last couple of days?

437
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,660
I have no idea.

438
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,340
This island boy thing.

439
00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:52,220
Well, it's a trend.

440
00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,460
So it'll pass, and it'll pass strong,

441
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,580
because they went to a venue last week.

442
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,380
And they got on the main stage, and they

443
00:12:58,380 --> 00:12:59,460
had two wireless mics.

444
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:03,140
And they were all dressed up and had all the cliche things.

445
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:09,060
And the island boy trying to make it.

446
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,780
Oh, they were booing them off the stage,

447
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,940
because they're fucking horrible.

448
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,580
They need to be booed off the stage.

449
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:15,220
Yeah, they're terrible.

450
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:16,420
Get the fuck out of here.

451
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,340
You are a poor representation of life.

452
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,340
I think what they misunderstood was,

453
00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:23,820
people were making fun of them.

454
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,220
Yes, it's a mockery.

455
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,540
When they were sharing the video.

456
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,140
But that's all right.

457
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,780
Hopefully, they'll be able to absorb it,

458
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,900
and they'll take the money.

459
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,900
And they've made better with their teeth.

460
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,100
I mean, the first thing they did was, they got money,

461
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,500
or they fixed their fucking teeth.

462
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,860
Well, no, they had grills.

463
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,460
Yeah, they had all this shit on there.

464
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,340
Now they're like white veneers.

465
00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,460
Yeah, I don't know what the hell that's going on there.

466
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,620
Where are they from?

467
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:48,100
Big honeycomb apple chompers.

468
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:48,860
Where are they from?

469
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,180
They're from Cuba.

470
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:50,780
Are you serious?

471
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:51,780
Well, that's where they're from.

472
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:55,740
Just an island boy, just trying to make it.

473
00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,340
I don't think they are from Cuba.

474
00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,860
Maybe their parents, maybe.

475
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:01,420
Well, somewhere in the lineage, they're there.

476
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,140
At some point.

477
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,940
Or maybe they heard their father come home.

478
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,420
Their father came home singing.

479
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,700
Just an island boy.

480
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,300
The first Asian.

481
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,860
Now she's the first Asian female.

482
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:11,380
Oh.

483
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:11,940
What?

484
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:12,460
Really?

485
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,980
That's what they're discussing now.

486
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:14,460
OK.

487
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:15,380
Who's the first Asian?

488
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,780
Kamala.

489
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:17,700
She's Asian.

490
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:18,860
She's part Indian.

491
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,980
Yeah, she's Indian.

492
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,620
I thought she was Hispanic.

493
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:24,820
So she's an Asian and Indian.

494
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,500
Oh, Jamaican.

495
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,180
There you go.

496
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:26,860
Yeah.

497
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:32,500
So she's an island girl who made vice president.

498
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,380
What they were doing is they were saying,

499
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:38,820
she's the first Asian minority woman to be president,

500
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,980
because she was president for 85 minutes while Biden got his

501
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:42,820
full mascapade.

502
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:45,140
Vomit, vomit, vomit.

503
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:45,860
OK.

504
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,340
You know, that whole thing.

505
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,420
Whatever.

506
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,780
Yeah.

507
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,940
She will not be president.

508
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,260
I will tell you that right now.

509
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,380
I wonder if she's a squirter.

510
00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:56,860
Like that lady on stage?

511
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,500
What was that all about?

512
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,420
First off, she was peeing on the guys.

513
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,380
On the guy's face.

514
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,220
All right, so back up.

515
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,100
It's Sophia.

516
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,340
It's Brass Against.

517
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,500
It's a freaking geyser.

518
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:10,620
Brass Against is they take contemporary songs

519
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,300
and they influence it with brass.

520
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,180
And so they take these heavy metal songs

521
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,740
and they just put some trumpet influence.

522
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,060
Yes, exactly.

523
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,140
And she was actually on some sort of star search.

524
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,940
Not star search, but something similar.

525
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:28,940
And I think she exited out ranked number eight

526
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,100
on that particular series.

527
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,580
No, that was a one and done.

528
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,540
That was a one and done.

529
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:35,340
She's never done something like that before.

530
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:38,540
In fact, the band was mortified.

531
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,060
I bet.

532
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,260
I bet she had done that.

533
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:40,980
Dude, listen.

534
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,180
OK, first off, why was somebody laying on the stage?

535
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,820
Our listeners out there, let me fill you in what's going on.

536
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,620
So for some reason, this thing came out

537
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:51,420
or this guy was like, hey, I want you to pee

538
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,340
on my face in the middle.

539
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:57,420
So this was like they knew this was going to happen

540
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,140
because they had posted on Twitter.

541
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,180
This guy did, some fat biker guy.

542
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:05,780
And he was up at the front row like he said he was going to be.

543
00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,260
And he was like, hey, remember me?

544
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:10,180
I said it on Twitter.

545
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:11,180
She acknowledged it.

546
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,420
And she knew what was going to happen.

547
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,300
And she called, all right, get them up on stage.

548
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,980
She dragged a whole bottle of water to prepare for it.

549
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,380
Oh my god, dude.

550
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:21,260
Well, you're basing that on how much she peed on him.

551
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,380
You had R. Kelly.

552
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:25,900
Do you remember the gallon, the shit

553
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,220
that he went through when he took his penis out

554
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,780
and slapped some bitch in the mouth with his urine?

555
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:32,060
Who?

556
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:32,700
R. Kelly?

557
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,260
R. Kelly.

558
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,060
Do you remember that?

559
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,460
Well, isn't that the guy that he got convicted of?

560
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,420
Exactly.

561
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:38,500
That's my point.

562
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,700
What the fuck?

563
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,220
Yeah.

564
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:40,980
He did this on stage?

565
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,420
Yeah, well, he did that on stage.

566
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,860
But there was a little bit more than that.

567
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,140
And I think maybe the girl was underage.

568
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,100
That had a lot to do with it.

569
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:46,700
But still.

570
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,200
You think?

571
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:51,140
It's about public decency and inappropriate.

572
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:56,260
I mean, if you get caught urinating in public,

573
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,300
that's a big deal.

574
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:57,800
Yeah, it is.

575
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,660
On someone's face.

576
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,500
It could be behind a dumpster.

577
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,020
Right.

578
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,420
Behind a fucking bar.

579
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,940
Did she get in trouble for it?

580
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,420
Well, that's my point.

581
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,620
Look, that's my fucking point.

582
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:11,580
I'm sick of these fucking people taking advantage

583
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,060
of the system because they're women.

584
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,900
You know, it's just like all these women say,

585
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:16,940
women's rights.

586
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:19,820
Man, you have more rights than guys do.

587
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:20,340
You know?

588
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,860
Meaning she can piss on some guy's face

589
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:22,740
and get away with it?

590
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,540
Absolutely.

591
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,980
You know, there was a story.

592
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:29,060
We may have discussed this within the last year

593
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:32,940
where some woman pleaded out to a group of folks saying,

594
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,180
hey, he's beating me up.

595
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,100
He's beating me up.

596
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,620
And they killed him.

597
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,740
Yeah.

598
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,820
They fucking went tribal and killed him.

599
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,280
I didn't mean to get this out of him.

600
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,860
It just, it bothers me.

601
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:45,540
First of all, she did it because it was kind of cool, actually,

602
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:45,940
to see it.

603
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,100
I mean, she was up there.

604
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:47,600
No.

605
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,260
It's gross.

606
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:48,780
No.

607
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,780
The biker guy gets up on stage.

608
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,980
He's got the vest on.

609
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:52,620
He's steamy.

610
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:53,380
He's old.

611
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,300
He's fat.

612
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,100
And he's got a cup.

613
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,380
And he lays down on the ground, puts a cup on his forehead.

614
00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,940
And she's dancing.

615
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,740
And they got the brass in the background.

616
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,620
And the Bob's looking at Brian.

617
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,940
He's like, hey, what's going on there?

618
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,340
And Davey's looking over at Brian.

619
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,460
Brian's like, what the fuck?

620
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,860
And then Bob and Davey and Brian,

621
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:12,440
all looking at each other like, she's going to do it.

622
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,100
And she fucking hikes up her skirt.

623
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,180
She pulls her pants down.

624
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,220
She pulls her pants down.

625
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:17,940
She gets ready.

626
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,020
She pulls her stuff out.

627
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,620
And she blasts this good.

628
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:25,340
And first it starts out as kind of a stream.

629
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:27,740
And all of a sudden, it was like a tri-stream.

630
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,020
And then shit just got violent.

631
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:34,180
He was thoroughly dissecting this process, which he did.

632
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,780
I think he watched it more than once.

633
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,140
It was one stream and a tri-stream.

634
00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:40,500
There was a point where her urine went supernova.

635
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:45,020
I mean, it was like a gyration.

636
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,900
That supernova was when the dude stood up.

637
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,620
And he was like, woo!

638
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:52,140
And he fucking shook his face.

639
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,820
And then he went, pfft.

640
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,260
And when he did that, there was a.

641
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,740
It was gross.

642
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:02,580
I mean, if that was COVID, the entire auditorium got it.

643
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,620
It was gross.

644
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,500
Urine.

645
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,780
Then he wiped his face and flung his hands into the ground.

646
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,700
Yeah.

647
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,300
I saw that.

648
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,420
That was disgusting.

649
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,220
I mean, come on.

650
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:11,220
Yeah, I really didn't need to see that.

651
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,460
When you sent that to us, I was like, OK, what's going to happen?

652
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,580
Oh.

653
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,260
And it was like in 4K.

654
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,020
I only watched it.

655
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,100
Did you like zoom in on it?

656
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:18,900
I didn't zoom in.

657
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,220
And I didn't watch it more than once.

658
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:20,700
Yeah, I saw it once.

659
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:20,980
Hold on.

660
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:21,580
You both said that.

661
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,300
Is that something you could do with 4K?

662
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,300
Ha ha ha.

663
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:24,820
I don't know.

664
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,500
I'm assuming.

665
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,420
He streamed it up to his TV so it'd make it bigger.

666
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,740
Oh, yeah.

667
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,020
On your 80-inch?

668
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:30,580
I did.

669
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,340
Ha ha ha ha ha.

670
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,900
Well, actually, that's where I first saw it.

671
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:34,940
Anyway.

672
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,660
And then you're like, I got to send this.

673
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,020
So gross.

674
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,180
Yeah, it kind of was gross.

675
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,300
I wonder if YouTube's blocked it yet.

676
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,100
Probably not.

677
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:42,700
I don't know.

678
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:47,900
I mean, I feel bad for the rest of the band because, is it

679
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,300
Nassau?

680
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:49,940
NASCAR.

681
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,140
NASCAR.

682
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,500
They banned them.

683
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,180
They were like, well, you can't come back.

684
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,620
Sorry.

685
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,580
How do you know that?

686
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,380
You read their story about it?

687
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,500
Well, I googled it.

688
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,860
I read a news article.

689
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:04,100
That's where she said, yeah, she drank a whole big bottle

690
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,740
of water to prepare for this.

691
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,100
Yeah, so this was premeditated.

692
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,420
They knew they were going to do it.

693
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:09,660
The dude was down there.

694
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:10,980
He had made some sort of comment.

695
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:11,660
I think the band did.

696
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:14,460
She did, and the big fat guy did.

697
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,220
Yeah, that's my point.

698
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,460
How bizarre.

699
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:19,140
Well, you know what?

700
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:21,380
It got them a lot of publicity.

701
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,940
Yeah, but.

702
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:23,860
You know what?

703
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,300
It got them a lot of publicity.

704
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,500
It's just some crazy shit.

705
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,860
And some people like to be pissed on.

706
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,500
Evidently, that dude.

707
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,060
They call that a golden shower.

708
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,140
Yeah.

709
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:33,300
That was more than a shower.

710
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,180
That was a freaking sand blast.

711
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:36,940
Golden flood.

712
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,860
It was like a pressure.

713
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,740
That's disgusting.

714
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:40,500
All right, let's move on.

715
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,940
That's disgusting.

716
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,420
Yeah, you like that.

717
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,580
No, warm.

718
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,580
No, I would not.

719
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,860
Oh, I didn't think about that.

720
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,380
It was all super warm.

721
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:49,900
Gross.

722
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:50,860
That's nasty.

723
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:51,820
Oh, man.

724
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:52,420
Nasty.

725
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:54,100
Probably creeping in every pore.

726
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,180
It's in his eyes.

727
00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:57,260
All right.

728
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,180
People go like, do we?

729
00:20:59,180 --> 00:20:59,940
You.

730
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:03,100
Yeah, that's pineapple and asparagus.

731
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,100
All right.

732
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:04,700
All right.

733
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,580
So one of the one of the one of the things

734
00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:13,980
that we wanted to talk about salt deficient was was meat.

735
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:14,740
Right.

736
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,700
Yeah, speaking of meat, did you get a side view of that

737
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,060
when she was peeing?

738
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,540
No, I didn't examine the damn thing.

739
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:22,340
We got it.

740
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:25,580
Anyway, so you know what?

741
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:29,780
So the topic of meat came up because I don't think,

742
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:32,900
you know, I'm not sure dudes like us.

743
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,460
Right.

744
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,700
I know I definitely like a dude like me.

745
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,620
Doesn't know exactly where everything comes from.

746
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:43,740
Well, this is a penis and this is the buttocks.

747
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,780
Well, I do.

748
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:46,460
I don't.

749
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:48,100
Yeah, no, I do not.

750
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:48,500
Right.

751
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,580
So I mean, we talk about all these different types

752
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:51,380
of steaks, right?

753
00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:54,860
Rib eye steak, porterhouse steak, sirloin steak.

754
00:21:54,860 --> 00:22:01,700
I mean, usually the producer has put up a photo of a cow.

755
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,020
It's a large one and it's portioned out.

756
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:08,820
It's got the neck, breast chuck, lower chuck, short plate

757
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:11,460
flank, shank, round rump, sirloin, tenderloin,

758
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,540
short loin.

759
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,100
And all these circles around it that

760
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,980
detail all the different types of meat

761
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:21,380
that you could pull from different areas of the cow.

762
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:24,380
And I'm with Paul.

763
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:27,420
I'm starting to cook in the last couple years.

764
00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:29,460
I'm not fantastic at it, but I'm starting

765
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,580
to work some of this stuff out.

766
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:34,860
And I didn't even realize where exactly this meat came from.

767
00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,740
See, what you'll do is you'll learn,

768
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:41,140
and you'll learn which ones have good marbling, which ones

769
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,580
don't, and stuff like that.

770
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,100
Right.

771
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:51,380
So for instance, I tried to smoke a bottom round roast.

772
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:54,020
And there's hardly any fat in that at all.

773
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,900
It's just muscle.

774
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:59,620
And you have to crock pot that thing,

775
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:03,300
because when I smoked it, it was extremely dry.

776
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,740
And you have to crock pot it and let it just cook for hours.

777
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:07,860
With water in there.

778
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,300
With juice and some sort of steam.

779
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:13,020
If you were to anticipate a dry, what is it called?

780
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,300
This is a rump roast.

781
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:18,020
If you were to anticipate to cook a rump roast,

782
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,860
and you knew it was going to be dry,

783
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:24,740
would you be able to proactively put some oils in it,

784
00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:26,340
like avocado oil?

785
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:29,300
I think what you do, because the way the muscles are in those

786
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:31,180
is they're very long.

787
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:33,060
So you get long strips of meat.

788
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:35,340
It's really good for shredded barbecue.

789
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:37,820
So you can have it all mixed already with the barbecue sauce.

790
00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,620
Because even if you cook it in the water,

791
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,140
the meat is still going to be dry.

792
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:41,820
Right.

793
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,340
Unless you serve it with something.

794
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,020
Unless you mix it with a barbecue sauce or something

795
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:48,620
like that, or a gravy or something like that.

796
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:51,380
So it'd be good for barbecue sandwiches

797
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:54,700
if you're going out to a picnic or something like that.

798
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,780
You have a big vat of it, and you just, here's your barbecue

799
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:56,940
sandwich.

800
00:23:56,940 --> 00:24:00,820
So before we dive into what different cuts are good for,

801
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:04,140
so Jeff, why don't you walk us through front to back,

802
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:06,620
or top to bottom, however you want to do it.

803
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:10,140
Let's walk through our audience what exactly

804
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:12,140
the different parts of the animal are,

805
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,620
and what cuts come from them.

806
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,980
Well, we'll start at the top, and we'll go around.

807
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,220
We'll go clockwise.

808
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:17,900
Oh, I forgot.

809
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:21,420
We have Jeff here, and Paul, and Sean.

810
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:21,940
Oh, yeah.

811
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:22,780
Yeah, we do.

812
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:23,420
I'm Paul.

813
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,220
We're dudes like us.

814
00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:25,020
And I'm Sean.

815
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,020
And I'm Jeff, of course.

816
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,020
Jeff.

817
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,940
And Jeff is our meatologist.

818
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,180
He is our meatologist.

819
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,340
No, I don't know.

820
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:33,660
I'm still learning.

821
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,220
So we'll start at the top, the chuck, like chuck roast

822
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,020
and stuff like that.

823
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:37,940
It's basically the.

824
00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:38,940
Chuck's been on our show.

825
00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:43,380
The, what do you want to call it, like the shoulder?

826
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:43,940
The top?

827
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:44,940
Yeah, I would call it the.

828
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:46,060
Right behind the head, right?

829
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,860
I would say the shoulder at the top.

830
00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:48,360
The hump.

831
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,060
Yeah, the hump at the top.

832
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:52,300
All the way down, like almost.

833
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,260
To the leg.

834
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,180
To the top of the leg.

835
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,140
Oh, yeah, no.

836
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,540
Through the leg, yeah.

837
00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,780
So that's where a lot of your roasts come from, the chuck

838
00:24:58,780 --> 00:24:59,280
roast.

839
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,380
And it's nice and marbled.

840
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,780
So if you smoke one of the.

841
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:04,100
Actually, if you smoke a chuck roast,

842
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,980
they turn out really, really good.

843
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,660
You're talking about the top chuck.

844
00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:08,020
I've done that.

845
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:10,820
Top chuck ends at the shoulder, at the bottom of the shoulder.

846
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,420
So the bottom chuck.

847
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,020
Anyway.

848
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,900
So there's a lot of things in the circle for chuck

849
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:20,740
that I've never even heard of, like mock tender roast.

850
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:21,340
Yeah, that's.

851
00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:23,980
Flank in style ribs.

852
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:24,500
Yeah.

853
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,460
I've never heard of those.

854
00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:27,260
Yeah, I've never heard of arm pot roast.

855
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:28,540
I've heard of mock tender roast.

856
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,500
I've never understood what the hell that is.

857
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,700
That's where the short ribs are, because you're

858
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,900
starting to get into the ribs, right?

859
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,100
So that's probably the back of the chuck.

860
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,020
So you have the short ribs.

861
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,380
OK.

862
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:38,540
And I've also heard of the blade steaks, right?

863
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:39,540
I've also heard of those.

864
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:44,940
But mostly, you get roasts out of that area, that section.

865
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:45,540
Right.

866
00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:46,140
You know, different.

867
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:48,100
Big roasts that you would throw into a crock pot.

868
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,580
Right.

869
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,740
You get bone in and all that good stuff, right?

870
00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:53,220
Like the arm pot roast.

871
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,860
That's getting close to the front leg.

872
00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:56,380
All right.

873
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:58,540
So let's move to the breast, which

874
00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:01,260
is obviously on the bottom part of the animal

875
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,340
in front of the legs.

876
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:02,660
Right.

877
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,340
So that's where your brisket comes from.

878
00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,540
There you go.

879
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:11,340
That's why it's so nasty, because it's heavily used.

880
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:13,540
That's why the brisket is such a nasty kind of meat.

881
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,820
And it takes forever to cook.

882
00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:16,580
OK.

883
00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:17,740
So that's why it's like that.

884
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:20,580
So it's two muscles, actually, that make up the brisket.

885
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:21,100
All right.

886
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,060
So just to reiterate that, the brisket's

887
00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:24,260
like what we all love.

888
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,700
We all love beef brisket, right?

889
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:28,620
That comes from the bottom of the animal, from the breast,

890
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,700
in front of the legs.

891
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,940
Yeah, right in front of the legs.

892
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:31,500
All right.

893
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,860
So it gets lots of use as it walks around and stands.

894
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,020
All right, so they call it brisket whole, brisket flat half,

895
00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:38,620
brisket point half.

896
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,100
And then you get the shank, which is.

897
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,740
And the shank cross cut.

898
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,740
Which is the leg, right?

899
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,140
Part of the front leg.

900
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:45,640
OK.

901
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,900
So it's probably the top of the leg where there's meat on it.

902
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,900
And that's usually a bone, a big femur, or whatever that is,

903
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:51,980
that goes through it, right?

904
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:52,700
OK.

905
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,180
So it'd make a good roast.

906
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:54,680
OK.

907
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,540
You get the bone marrow in there and all that good stuff.

908
00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:58,180
OK.

909
00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,140
All right, now moving.

910
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,980
We're staying on the bottom of the animal,

911
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:02,420
moving towards behind the legs now.

912
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,300
What do we have there?

913
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:04,300
They call it a short leg.

914
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:06,140
So it's like where the ribs are at, the lower ribs?

915
00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:06,620
No.

916
00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:07,620
Between the two legs?

917
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:08,120
No.

918
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:08,660
Or the forelegs?

919
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,740
No.

920
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:12,340
That's where your skirt steak and your flank steaks

921
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:12,860
come from.

922
00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:14,740
OK, that's where your fajitas come from.

923
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,300
Right.

924
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,140
Right behind on the bottom.

925
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:16,740
So what's down there?

926
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:18,100
Oh, that's just basically exposed belly.

927
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:18,980
Yeah.

928
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:21,660
And what you do, if you watch someone butcher a cow,

929
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:25,980
the skirt steak is actually inside and they cut it out.

930
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,900
It's actually a muscle that's in the inside.

931
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,620
I think it's the diaphragm muscle, maybe.

932
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:31,100
OK.

933
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,140
Possibly, if I remember correctly.

934
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:36,420
Then you get the flank steak, which is right on the sides.

935
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:37,060
Right?

936
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:39,220
Yeah, and that has no flank steak usually

937
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,420
doesn't have much fat either, right?

938
00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:43,700
Yeah, but if you cook that right, if you grill it,

939
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,300
that's really good stuff.

940
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:45,820
OK.

941
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:46,740
That's really good stuff.

942
00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:48,540
It has a really nice, and if you overcook it,

943
00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:49,660
it gets really tough.

944
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:54,060
So you have to be careful, and I usually sear it real good,

945
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:58,740
season the hell out of it, sear it, and get it up to about 130,

946
00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:00,020
and then pull it off.

947
00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:00,500
Right.

948
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,020
Right.

949
00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:02,540
Because it's usually very thin cuts.

950
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:02,820
It's thin.

951
00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:03,660
Doesn't take very long.

952
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:04,180
Right.

953
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:07,420
And then you slice it, and we usually, like you said,

954
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:10,300
make fajitas or tacos or put it on salad.

955
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,220
Put it on rice, put it on noodles, whatever.

956
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:12,620
Yeah, you can put it on anything.

957
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,180
So we usually slice it, and sometimes we

958
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:15,740
just have that and a side.

959
00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:16,260
Right.

960
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:18,260
So those are two huge cuts, right?

961
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,420
So brisket and fajitas.

962
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:21,060
Right.

963
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:23,140
And that's in front of the legs and behind the legs

964
00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:25,380
for the skirt steak, which is fajitas.

965
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:28,100
So there's two types of brisket.

966
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,980
Before we go too far to the back, because this is,

967
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:33,380
you know, you got the flat and the point.

968
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,180
So the point.

969
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:34,980
A brisket, yeah.

970
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:35,660
A brisket.

971
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:36,180
So.

972
00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:39,540
The point is the thick part, where all the fat is.

973
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,340
There's two muscles that make up the brisket.

974
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:43,020
What are these two separate cuts that you

975
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:44,020
would go to the store and buy?

976
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:44,340
No.

977
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,940
When you buy a whole brisket, it

978
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:49,100
includes the flat and the point.

979
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:52,380
OK, because they listed them on the sheet

980
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,620
that I've got as two different.

981
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:55,860
Well, they do up here as well.

982
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:56,340
OK.

983
00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:58,300
So you can easily, if you buy a whole one,

984
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,100
you can easily separate them, because there's

985
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,380
a big layer of connective tissue,

986
00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:04,460
and you could cut those apart easily.

987
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,860
I mean, if you go to a butcher, you

988
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:08,540
can ask for a flat half or point half.

989
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:11,460
But typically, it's a balanced.

990
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:12,380
One fat, one's not.

991
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,660
Typically, it's one big long.

992
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:15,060
It's one big brisket, right?

993
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:15,380
Yeah.

994
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,660
But you could buy the.

995
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:20,580
You know, 10 to 14 pound or 10 to 16 pound brisket.

996
00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:21,500
Right.

997
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,060
You could also find at Kroger or Tom Tom,

998
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:26,140
wherever you buy, just the flat.

999
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:28,940
Some people don't want the big nasty.

1000
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:29,980
They want it lean.

1001
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:31,700
They want the lean end.

1002
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:34,260
And sometimes when you make like pastrami,

1003
00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:37,500
it's made up of brisket.

1004
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,580
Really?

1005
00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:40,100
See, that's a whole different thing

1006
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,940
we haven't talked about, which is lunch meat.

1007
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:42,420
And corn.

1008
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:43,860
And where lunch meat comes from.

1009
00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:48,460
Corn beef is usually the flat of the brisket.

1010
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:50,060
OK.

1011
00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:50,580
OK.

1012
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,300
Sorry.

1013
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,300
So OK.

1014
00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:54,780
Well, I'm not going to get us off track.

1015
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:55,340
All right.

1016
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:56,500
So we're still at the bottom.

1017
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,060
We're moving towards the back.

1018
00:29:58,060 --> 00:29:59,620
So it goes from short plate, which

1019
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:03,140
is what we just talked about, skirt steak and flank steak,

1020
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,500
to flank.

1021
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,180
The whole area that's called the flank.

1022
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,900
That whole area is where you get the flank steaks.

1023
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:08,620
OK.

1024
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:09,620
Whatever reason they do, they're just

1025
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:10,580
pointing to the short plate.

1026
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:11,660
Yeah, they kind of are.

1027
00:30:11,660 --> 00:30:14,420
So then you have the back shank, right?

1028
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:18,260
So you can cut that and have a nice shank roast, right?

1029
00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:20,660
With the bone in it and stuff like that.

1030
00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:21,180
OK.

1031
00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:21,700
All right.

1032
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,740
But we've kind of exhausted that area.

1033
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:25,140
So now it really runs.

1034
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,100
Now we got round.

1035
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:28,700
Then you get out to, which is basically the rump.

1036
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:32,060
If our people, OK, yeah, the rump, the butt.

1037
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:33,340
Yeah, the butt of the cow.

1038
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:35,700
The bottom of the butt, though, because there's a section

1039
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,060
on top we'll get to in a section.

1040
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:37,780
Second.

1041
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:40,740
But yeah, it's basically the butt of the cow,

1042
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,460
the hindquarters, I guess where you'd find a ham on a pig,

1043
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:44,140
almost, right?

1044
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:44,620
Right.

1045
00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:46,780
But the ham usually includes the shank as well.

1046
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:47,940
Everything's called round.

1047
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:51,540
Round steak, bottom round roast, bottom round steak.

1048
00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,100
And it's very lean.

1049
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:56,300
So if you get a round steak, just know

1050
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,940
it's going to be very lean.

1051
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,740
And you have to cook it correctly.

1052
00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:02,460
Otherwise, it's going to be really dry.

1053
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:02,980
OK.

1054
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:03,420
All right.

1055
00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:04,860
Now I'm seeing something else there.

1056
00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:06,460
So I always hear about California.

1057
00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:08,980
They're real big on tri-tip.

1058
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,500
Tri-tip, tri-tip, tri-tip.

1059
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,140
I see trip-tip.

1060
00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:13,140
Those are the sirloin.

1061
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:13,940
Tri-tip.

1062
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,100
I see tip steak.

1063
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,540
Well, tip steak, again, that's tip roast.

1064
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,500
Is that the same thing as tri-tip?

1065
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,060
No.

1066
00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:20,540
OK.

1067
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:21,980
Tri-tip's coming from a different area.

1068
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:22,580
OK.

1069
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,580
So it's just another part of the round, right?

1070
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:27,820
You can cut all kinds of different roasts out of it.

1071
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:28,300
Hold on.

1072
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:31,660
So there's tri-tip steak, and then there's strip steak.

1073
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,060
Which one are you saying?

1074
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:33,820
Tri-tip.

1075
00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:35,620
I know that's huge in California,

1076
00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:38,420
and I don't know what's special or different about it.

1077
00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:42,260
Tri-tip is usually almost like a triangle shape.

1078
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:42,780
OK.

1079
00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:44,060
It's got three tips.

1080
00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:44,580
OK.

1081
00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:46,220
And cut from where?

1082
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:46,940
It's up here.

1083
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:47,180
We'll see.

1084
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:47,460
OK.

1085
00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:48,660
Well, let's get to that.

1086
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:49,260
So scroll up.

1087
00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:50,700
So that's where a lot of your other roasts.

1088
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,220
So you've got the chuck on the one end,

1089
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:53,940
but it has a lot of marbling in it.

1090
00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:55,100
Then you have the round.

1091
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:55,980
Chucking right behind the neck.

1092
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:58,580
Then you have the round, which is a lot of.

1093
00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,220
There it is.

1094
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:00,660
Tri-tip steak.

1095
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:01,180
OK.

1096
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:01,700
Sorry.

1097
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:02,220
Keep going.

1098
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:05,020
So the round is another place where a lot of roasts

1099
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:06,940
come from, but it's very lean.

1100
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:08,540
OK.

1101
00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:09,180
OK.

1102
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:10,820
And you have the rump, right?

1103
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:12,740
I don't see much about the rump on this diagram.

1104
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:14,900
Well, I think it's part of the whole thing, right?

1105
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,300
OK.

1106
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,140
Round and rump.

1107
00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:19,860
Basically, the back end of the animal, top and bottom,

1108
00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:22,340
kind of produces the same sort of rump roast.

1109
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,740
It's very lean.

1110
00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:24,300
OK.

1111
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,580
Very lean.

1112
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,700
OK.

1113
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,620
So then you move over to the sirloin, which

1114
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:33,100
is right in front of the rump.

1115
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,420
So it's the top of the animal towards the back,

1116
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,700
but not all the way at the back.

1117
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:39,340
It's kind of like the hips, I guess, the back hips.

1118
00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:39,840
Yep.

1119
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,340
Back hips.

1120
00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:41,180
Sirloin.

1121
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,540
That's where your sirloins come from.

1122
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:43,900
And when you get a sirloin steak,

1123
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,140
you can go out back and get a sirloin.

1124
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:46,820
Oh, yeah.

1125
00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:47,740
That's what that is.

1126
00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:48,340
The sirloins.

1127
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:49,860
But it's usually the cheaper steak.

1128
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:50,360
It is.

1129
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:50,860
It's cheaper.

1130
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:52,620
Where the bull's.

1131
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:53,140
Bull?

1132
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:57,180
The bull's hoofs will land on the back of a cow

1133
00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:58,940
when it's mounting it.

1134
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,060
Oh.

1135
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:00,540
Oh, OK.

1136
00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:02,860
Well, that's a good observation.

1137
00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:03,380
Nice.

1138
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:06,340
But it's typically more lean as well.

1139
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,020
That's why.

1140
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:07,940
That's where the tri-tip comes from.

1141
00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:08,820
It should be tenderized.

1142
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,980
And that is where tri-tip.

1143
00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:12,780
I see tri-tip steak, tri-tip roast.

1144
00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:15,020
Oh, and that's where the tenderloin has came from.

1145
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,740
It's from.

1146
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:17,700
And the tri-tip.

1147
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:19,380
It's very tender underneath there.

1148
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:19,900
That's a good piece of meat.

1149
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:20,820
There's a shape of it.

1150
00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:22,860
It's a good piece of meat to tri-tip.

1151
00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:23,580
Yeah.

1152
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:24,540
I'd recommend it.

1153
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:26,300
OK, well, there we got top sirloin.

1154
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:29,860
We got sirloin steak round bone and sirloin steak flat bone.

1155
00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:33,260
OK, that comes from the sirloin at the top,

1156
00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:34,940
right in front of the rump.

1157
00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:35,440
All right.

1158
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,780
So then we move underneath the sirloin.

1159
00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:38,900
Which is the tenderloin.

1160
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:39,980
The tenderloin.

1161
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:40,780
Good lord.

1162
00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:43,900
Which is right by the ribs, right?

1163
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,860
So underneath the ribs.

1164
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:48,220
Yeah, there's a nice big long section

1165
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:49,820
of really, really good meat.

1166
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:53,220
That's where your fillets come from.

1167
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:53,720
OK.

1168
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,940
In the loins.

1169
00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,500
All right, there's a short loin that's

1170
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,140
right in front of the sirloin.

1171
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:00,580
And then there's a tenderloin underneath both.

1172
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,300
Well, that's where the fillet comes from.

1173
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,180
Your tenderloin is your filet mignon.

1174
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:05,380
OK, that's what I remember.

1175
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:09,060
It's like a long, it's almost like a cylinder.

1176
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:11,860
And then you cut it into steaks.

1177
00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,100
And that's what filet mignon is.

1178
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:16,460
So have you ever purchased a whole tenderloin?

1179
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:17,380
I have not purchased one.

1180
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:22,260
But Cameron, my brother-in-law, came over one holiday

1181
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,620
and frickin' brought a huge tenderloin.

1182
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,460
Yeah, I've done it a couple times.

1183
00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:27,700
Well, what did I buy from Canada?

1184
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:28,860
You bought one, too.

1185
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,860
No, you didn't buy that.

1186
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:33,940
But you bought a rib roast.

1187
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:36,180
Or a prime rib.

1188
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:40,220
It was a big, long prime rib roast.

1189
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:41,820
But I've purchased a couple of the.

1190
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:43,740
So it's a roast?

1191
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:45,420
You could slice it in steaks.

1192
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:46,100
Well, that's why.

1193
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:49,180
So it's a bunch of prime rib steaks.

1194
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:51,700
Not prime rib, but like rib eye, I think.

1195
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:52,220
Rib eye.

1196
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,060
So they're a bunch of rib eye steaks.

1197
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:55,940
Is that between the loin and the rib?

1198
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:59,100
We haven't gotten to there yet.

1199
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,100
I'm very excited about that.

1200
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:00,980
I was waiting to thaw.

1201
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:02,820
I know you were.

1202
00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:08,300
So I purchased a couple of fillet, the whole fillet.

1203
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,380
And I highly recommend.

1204
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:12,500
Because sometimes they go on sale like a Kroger,

1205
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,980
and you get a really great deal.

1206
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:18,980
I've got a shit ton of fillet in my freezer downstairs.

1207
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,820
But you want to get one that's already peeled.

1208
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:22,980
Peeled.

1209
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:25,460
Because there's a, what I learned.

1210
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:26,100
Membrane.

1211
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:35,580
There's a membrane that is very hard to cut through.

1212
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:38,540
And it'll affect the quality of the meat.

1213
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:41,020
If you bite into it, it's going to be chewy.

1214
00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,580
If you don't remove the membrane.

1215
00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:44,020
So you need to remove the membrane.

1216
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,140
There's strips through it.

1217
00:35:45,140 --> 00:35:46,420
So you need to remove all that.

1218
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,460
So you're going to lose some meat

1219
00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:49,580
in the process of doing it.

1220
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,700
Yeah, but the idea is that it yields something very nice.

1221
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,340
Yeah, it does.

1222
00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:57,780
So it was probably a 10 pound, 10 or 12 pound tenderloin.

1223
00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:01,740
And I probably had to cut off one to two pounds of this stuff,

1224
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,420
just trimming it.

1225
00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:04,220
So what you could argue.

1226
00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:05,380
But that's the expectation.

1227
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:10,620
But they also sell the, I've seen them, the pre-peeled

1228
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,860
or pre whatever they want to, whether the butcher does it.

1229
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,100
They're obviously more money because they've

1230
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,380
done extra work to it.

1231
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:16,820
So all you have to do with those,

1232
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:18,980
then you slice them into your steaks.

1233
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,140
However thick you want.

1234
00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:20,980
That's what I did.

1235
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:22,620
I peeled it, and I did all that stuff.

1236
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:26,180
Then I sliced like 12 fillets out of it.

1237
00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,420
Then I've seasoned them and frozen.

1238
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,940
OK, so to recap where we are, the loin area

1239
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,260
made up of three areas.

1240
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:36,380
The short loin, the sirloin, and the tenderloin.

1241
00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:38,420
And it's all the top at the rear,

1242
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:40,060
but not all the way at the back.

1243
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:40,580
OK.

1244
00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,100
Well, this is where you get.

1245
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,340
So now we're working from the top of the animal,

1246
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:44,540
and we're going to the front.

1247
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:44,900
Right.

1248
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:45,220
So go ahead.

1249
00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:46,900
So this is where you get a lot of your steaks

1250
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,260
that you're familiar with, right?

1251
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:51,340
Like the New York strip, the T-bone, the porterhouse,

1252
00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:54,100
the filet mignon, those type of steaks.

1253
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:54,420
Yep.

1254
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,980
The Kansas City and all that stuff.

1255
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,420
So the top loin.

1256
00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:58,420
It's all loins.

1257
00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:01,980
Yeah, it looks like the New York strip,

1258
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,420
because the T-bone and the porterhouse

1259
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:09,180
is basically a filet in a New York strip all in one piece.

1260
00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:09,940
Right.

1261
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:10,860
Yeah, yeah, right.

1262
00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:11,380
Gotcha.

1263
00:37:11,380 --> 00:37:13,780
So the T-bone is a smaller version of the porterhouse.

1264
00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:16,140
So the porterhouse is just bigger

1265
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:17,540
is what the difference is, right?

1266
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:20,140
So it's cut at a different part of the body.

1267
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:21,620
Including more of the meat.

1268
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:23,060
It includes a bigger filet.

1269
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:23,860
A bigger cut, yeah.

1270
00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:25,860
In a bigger New York strip, right?

1271
00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:29,060
So it's just cut, I think, either farther up the ribs,

1272
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:29,980
I think.

1273
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:30,700
So anyway.

1274
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,300
OK, all right.

1275
00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:31,500
Sorry.

1276
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,860
So moving forward on the top, now we have rib.

1277
00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:35,980
A lot going on in the rib.

1278
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:36,700
And now you got the ribs.

1279
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:38,940
Of course, you got the, one of the things I want to try

1280
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,500
is beef ribs.

1281
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,860
I haven't cooked beef ribs yet.

1282
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,340
Really?

1283
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:42,860
I haven't smoked any.

1284
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,020
I used to eat them.

1285
00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:45,780
I've never had the beef ribs.

1286
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:46,220
Really?

1287
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:47,180
I'm surprised.

1288
00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:47,700
Yeah.

1289
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,100
Now, do they have a short, you know,

1290
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,340
they always talk about short stack, long rack, or whatever.

1291
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:52,700
Well, they have different cuts, right?

1292
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,260
So they have short ribs.

1293
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:59,220
Well, they have what they call brontosaurus bones,

1294
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,700
because they're big.

1295
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,140
And there's a ton of meat on them.

1296
00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:04,260
Basically, when you eat them, it looks like a brisket.

1297
00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:07,020
In 1990, El Paso, Texas.

1298
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:09,060
The Cincinnati Reds won the last World Series.

1299
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:12,020
They had a restaurant called City Limits.

1300
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:16,060
And on Tuesday nights, Tuesday or Mondays, I don't remember,

1301
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,980
they'd have a dollar rib night.

1302
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:18,820
Dollar rib night.

1303
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:21,340
A dollar for one rib?

1304
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:21,860
Pardon me.

1305
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,380
Yes, including the beef ribs.

1306
00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:24,060
Oh, the beef ribs.

1307
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:25,020
That's a good deal.

1308
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:26,500
And were they big, though?

1309
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,780
They were big.

1310
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:28,340
They were big.

1311
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:33,340
You could only fit like four on a plate, because they were long.

1312
00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:35,660
And they were, bam.

1313
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:37,060
It was a great moment.

1314
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:39,780
Dollar rib night at City Limits.

1315
00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,540
Dollar rib night.

1316
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:41,060
Yeah.

1317
00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:43,260
I'd like to get the big brontosaurus,

1318
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:47,900
because it's basically a bone with a huge chunk of meat on it.

1319
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,740
I think I've never seen that served in a restaurant,

1320
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:51,860
the brontosaurus rib.

1321
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:54,500
You'll see it at barbecue joints.

1322
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,020
Really?

1323
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,380
You'll see it at a nice restaurant.

1324
00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,500
So what you normally see is just a full rack.

1325
00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,860
Well, they're desirable.

1326
00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:03,100
What you see in a restaurant is a full rack and half rack.

1327
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:03,940
And what they're talking about is just-

1328
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:05,060
Those are pork ribs.

1329
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:06,220
Oh, it's always pork ribs?

1330
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:07,860
Yeah, those are pork ribs.

1331
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:10,340
Well, so they don't have a full rack and a half rack of beef ribs?

1332
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:13,380
No, you usually buy them one at a time, because they're so big.

1333
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:14,460
OK, good to know.

1334
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:18,380
So pull up a picture of a smoked beef rib, Mr. Producer,

1335
00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:19,820
so you can kind of see what it looks.

1336
00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:23,300
It's not like your pork ribs, where it's just a little bit meat.

1337
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:27,020
They're double, triple the size of the rib of a pork.

1338
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:28,340
Yeah, it's huge.

1339
00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:31,660
And lots of meat on it.

1340
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:32,900
Say, look at that.

1341
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:33,660
Oh, yeah.

1342
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:34,260
Well, OK.

1343
00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:35,820
That one right there.

1344
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:37,340
It's not that they're very long.

1345
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,060
They're just really tall.

1346
00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:39,980
Like, they're thick.

1347
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:40,980
Well, they're long, too.

1348
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:41,340
Longer.

1349
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:43,260
I mean, they're probably six inches, probably.

1350
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:45,340
Just think about it.

1351
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:48,580
They're that much larger than a pig.

1352
00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:52,460
So exponentially, they're going to be larger, and girth,

1353
00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:53,940
and length, and.

1354
00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:55,180
God, that looks good.

1355
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,260
Yeah, so I want to do that.

1356
00:39:57,260 --> 00:40:00,460
And there's different cuts, because when

1357
00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:02,420
you start leaving all the meat on the ribs,

1358
00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:06,020
you can't turn them into ribeye steaks, right?

1359
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:07,620
So as a butcher, you have to choose.

1360
00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:11,780
Well, did we already pass the tomahawk?

1361
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,660
Tomahawk is a ribeye.

1362
00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:14,940
Tomahawk?

1363
00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:16,220
Yeah.

1364
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:19,140
The tomahawk is a ribeye with a big ass rib on it,

1365
00:40:19,140 --> 00:40:19,740
is what it is.

1366
00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:20,940
Oh, OK.

1367
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,220
Again, it's kind of like what we were talking about earlier

1368
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:24,860
with the porterhouse steak.

1369
00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:26,300
Is that where I'm at?

1370
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,060
Just longer, deeper, whatever.

1371
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:34,020
Yeah, it's a big ribeye with just a big rib on it,

1372
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:35,180
is all it is.

1373
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:36,260
So right, there you go.

1374
00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:40,580
It's the steak with the bone still on the edge,

1375
00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:42,540
and it's a rib that goes all the way out.

1376
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:45,580
So the tomahawk, I think, is a waste of money.

1377
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:49,540
It looks impressive, but you're paying for the bone.

1378
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:50,780
And you're not going to eat it.

1379
00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:51,980
So by the time you cut the meat off,

1380
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:54,140
you're basically just eating a ribeye.

1381
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,460
Yeah, what a waste.

1382
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:56,900
So they look impressive.

1383
00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,940
I want to cook one, because they're usually nice.

1384
00:40:58,940 --> 00:40:59,740
Because Costco has them.

1385
00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:01,580
Because you can hold one, like a chicken bone.

1386
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:02,500
Yeah, like a savage.

1387
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,300
Like a lollipop.

1388
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,100
Like a savage.

1389
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:05,100
Like a dude.

1390
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:06,180
Like a dude like me.

1391
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:07,220
Yeah, yeah.

1392
00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:07,740
So yeah, definitely.

1393
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:08,820
All right, go back to the animal.

1394
00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:11,860
Definitely want to buy some of those and cook them.

1395
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,540
All right, so going back to the animal.

1396
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,500
All right, so we got back ribs.

1397
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:16,620
We got ribeye steak.

1398
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:17,660
We got ribeye roast.

1399
00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:19,420
It's got some vanilla in there.

1400
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:19,900
I know.

1401
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:20,740
I'm tasting vanilla as well.

1402
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,220
Oh, yeah.

1403
00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:23,740
The longer it's out, it's kind of like some of these flavors

1404
00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:24,900
are starting to seep out.

1405
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,100
So I took a pull and poured it out.

1406
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,860
I'm telling you, it's a wonderful bourbon, man.

1407
00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:29,360
It is.

1408
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:29,860
It's tasty.

1409
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:35,900
I freaking loved it when we were at Rare Books.

1410
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:36,380
Rare Books.

1411
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:38,740
All right, so rib steak and rib roast.

1412
00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:42,340
So Sean, what you got was that big ass rib roast.

1413
00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:45,100
You could probably get like seven or eight rib eyes out

1414
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:45,940
of that, depending on how thick you cut them.

1415
00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:46,420
No shit.

1416
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:47,660
Well, yeah, you just cut them.

1417
00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:48,780
Cut them.

1418
00:41:48,780 --> 00:41:50,340
Dude, they're huge.

1419
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:51,460
If I were.

1420
00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:52,580
You still have it?

1421
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:54,740
Yeah, we just bought it.

1422
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:55,620
Whoa.

1423
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,980
Well, you have to go with us next time we go down to Kennedy.

1424
00:41:57,980 --> 00:41:59,580
OK, well, I've never been invited.

1425
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:00,100
Well, you were.

1426
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,300
You were in Colorado.

1427
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,060
But you were like gallifanting around.

1428
00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:04,300
I was hunting elk.

1429
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:06,800
Fuck.

1430
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,860
What do you want me to do?

1431
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:10,380
I'm trying to feed my family.

1432
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,300
Skip it.

1433
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:12,580
With 40 pounds of elk.

1434
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:19,300
The rib eye roast that I got is probably almost 20 inches long.

1435
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:20,260
Yeah, that's fantastic.

1436
00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:21,300
It is super long.

1437
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:23,700
But it's like thick, very round.

1438
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:24,940
Like it's like that.

1439
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:28,260
I was going to say, it's got to be really thick.

1440
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:30,060
It was, I think, back.

1441
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:32,820
It was just under $10 a pound.

1442
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:37,580
And it was probably a $110 piece of meat.

1443
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,100
Wow.

1444
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,780
And that was like discounted.

1445
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:41,060
Yeah.

1446
00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:43,420
Oh, that's how much you spent?

1447
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:44,180
But the key is.

1448
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:44,660
A lot more than that.

1449
00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:46,620
But I mean, that's how much I spent on that one

1450
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:47,620
particular piece of meat.

1451
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:50,260
But the key is that was freshly butchered.

1452
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:50,940
No, it's sotera.

1453
00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,620
From local cows.

1454
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,060
So it's fresh.

1455
00:42:54,060 --> 00:42:54,900
It's extremely fresh.

1456
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,740
Well, now that I have this floor freezer,

1457
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:59,700
I'm tempted to find out how much.

1458
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,980
You know, you talk about getting half a cow.

1459
00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:02,900
Yeah.

1460
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:03,900
We got a quarter cow.

1461
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,020
Well, I mean, yeah.

1462
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:06,820
The thing about buying that.

1463
00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:09,820
I would love to go in with like you two.

1464
00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:10,900
You have to eat it, though.

1465
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:14,660
I mean, look, from me on the outside looking at your family,

1466
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,020
your family is very finicky.

1467
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,020
Finicky?

1468
00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:21,780
We eat nothing but beef, like way too much beef, all the time.

1469
00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:23,220
Well, I'm just saying.

1470
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:25,420
And usually hamburger, like red meat.

1471
00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:27,860
We eat way too much red meat.

1472
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,940
Well, this is a good one.

1473
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,100
So we're a perfect candidate.

1474
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:33,980
Oh, this is a really good one.

1475
00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:34,740
What?

1476
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,900
Well, it just breaks it down a little bit more.

1477
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:40,980
It breaks it down to what people are familiar with on a plate.

1478
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:44,900
Meaning here, go down to the far right.

1479
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,180
That's exactly what I'm looking at.

1480
00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:47,900
Go down to the far right.

1481
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,380
OK, so here's other.

1482
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:50,660
What's other?

1483
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:54,500
I got kebabs, strips, cubed steak, stew meat,

1484
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:58,380
shank cross cut, ground beef, and ground beef patties.

1485
00:43:58,380 --> 00:43:59,940
Where does that come from?

1486
00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:01,140
Show me where other is.

1487
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:03,940
Well, ground beef is all the off cut of everything.

1488
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:06,780
So when you get all these little tiny little cuts that

1489
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,060
fall on the table.

1490
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:11,020
So when they get done cutting up the sirloin and the loin

1491
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,860
and the this and the that, there's

1492
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:14,100
a ton of meat left over.

1493
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:16,700
And they grind that shit up, and they make ground beef.

1494
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:17,980
They try to categorize.

1495
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,380
So ground beef from everywhere.

1496
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:20,820
Yes.

1497
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,620
OK, good to know.

1498
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:23,620
Yeah.

1499
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:24,660
And sometimes you'll see.

1500
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:26,620
That's where your blog now may come from, too, right?

1501
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:31,100
Sometimes you'll see ground chuck.

1502
00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:35,140
So it's from the chuck region, but typical hamburgers.

1503
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,900
Meaning it's not the leftover.

1504
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,740
You know how they always say about hot dogs

1505
00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:40,300
are the lips and assholes of pigs.

1506
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:40,820
Right.

1507
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:41,300
Right.

1508
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,260
So when you get ground chuck, it's not the lips

1509
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:44,700
and assholes of a cow.

1510
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:45,340
It is.

1511
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,540
It's from the chuck region.

1512
00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:49,860
It literally is a roast that is ground up.

1513
00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:53,140
Then you also see ground sirloin every now and then.

1514
00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:54,540
Like usually in the restaurant, you

1515
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:55,780
use like a ground sirloin burger.

1516
00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:56,340
Oh, yeah.

1517
00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:56,660
Right.

1518
00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:57,780
So you'll see that as well.

1519
00:44:57,780 --> 00:44:59,180
It's just where they get it.

1520
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:01,220
Meaning it's, again, not lips and assholes.

1521
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:01,860
Typical.

1522
00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:04,220
Well, hamburgers are not lips and assholes.

1523
00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:07,220
It's all the leftover stuff when they cut all these steaks out.

1524
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:08,540
There's still a lot of meat in there.

1525
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:09,700
And it doesn't mean it's bad.

1526
00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:12,420
And they trim the shit out of it and make hamburger out of it.

1527
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,780
Yeah, and it doesn't mean it's nasty meat

1528
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,660
or if it's whatever.

1529
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:17,380
No.

1530
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:18,260
No.

1531
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:18,940
OK.

1532
00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:23,220
So other stew meat, cubed steak, strips, kebabs,

1533
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:23,860
and ground beef.

1534
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:25,460
That's the other.

1535
00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:28,860
Well, I highly recommend to watch The Bearded Butchers

1536
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:29,580
for an hour.

1537
00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:32,020
And they completely cut up a cow.

1538
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,780
And they show you exactly what they say.

1539
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:34,780
They do.

1540
00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:36,620
And they go through everything.

1541
00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:38,020
And they've got cool tools, too.

1542
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,260
That's extremely sharp.

1543
00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:40,700
It's all about the tools, man.

1544
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:41,740
It's extremely sharp.

1545
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:42,620
And he wears chain mail.

1546
00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:43,620
So that's one thing.

1547
00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:44,460
He does.

1548
00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:46,340
Well, that's cool, too.

1549
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:48,260
But that's one thing I learned when we were out

1550
00:45:48,260 --> 00:45:51,020
in the field, field dressing the elk.

1551
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:53,020
It was all about the tools.

1552
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,660
Like one guy was trying to do something.

1553
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:57,180
And Jerry stepped in and was like, listen, hey.

1554
00:45:57,180 --> 00:45:59,020
I'm not trying to take over what you're doing.

1555
00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:00,100
But I've got this tool.

1556
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:00,940
And they're like, OK.

1557
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,020
Well, yeah.

1558
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:02,500
Cool.

1559
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,020
And he was like, zip.

1560
00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:05,500
You know what I mean?

1561
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:09,380
When we were right, I mean, it's all about the tools, guys.

1562
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:10,340
We already know that.

1563
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:12,060
Well, you guys are going out to Colorado.

1564
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:16,340
And you were talking about the RV and having a blast

1565
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:19,180
and the generator bogging down.

1566
00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:23,980
And I had an experience this past week,

1567
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,660
after Thanksgiving, this past weekend,

1568
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:29,860
where my brother-in-law invited me.

1569
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:32,340
Well, it wasn't like an invite.

1570
00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:34,340
He was saying, hey, I need to go pick up my RV

1571
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:35,940
and bring it to the lake, because we're

1572
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:39,460
going to spend Friday, Saturday, Sunday-ish out there.

1573
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:39,980
Did you spoon?

1574
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:40,060
Right.

1575
00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:41,180
And it's brand new.

1576
00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:41,660
So hold on.

1577
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:42,020
A little context.

1578
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:42,620
It's brand new.

1579
00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:43,540
He just bought it.

1580
00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:43,860
He just bought it.

1581
00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:45,020
He wants to take it out to the lake

1582
00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:46,060
to make sure it's all set up.

1583
00:46:46,060 --> 00:46:46,900
He had a smaller one.

1584
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:48,020
He had a smaller one.

1585
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:53,500
And he just gave it to, well, it was

1586
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:54,860
absorbed into his business.

1587
00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:56,580
And somebody else is using it somewhere.

1588
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,100
Whatever.

1589
00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:00,060
So he took that, and he bought a new one.

1590
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,500
And this one is, I don't know exactly how long it is.

1591
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,340
He may have told me.

1592
00:47:03,340 --> 00:47:03,980
I forgot.

1593
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:06,340
I think 27, 30 foot, something like that.

1594
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,500
It's a big boy.

1595
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:09,260
I think it's bigger.

1596
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:10,820
It's 30 plus.

1597
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,740
Of all the research I've done, it's 30 plus.

1598
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:13,660
But anyway, keep going.

1599
00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:15,220
Well, it was nice.

1600
00:47:15,220 --> 00:47:16,260
We went to.

1601
00:47:16,260 --> 00:47:17,740
It looked really nice.

1602
00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:18,620
He's got a big truck.

1603
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:21,060
We rolled in with his big truck.

1604
00:47:21,060 --> 00:47:25,740
And the technology makes it so much easier.

1605
00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:28,940
When you're backing up with this truck, and you got cameras.

1606
00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:30,260
This was a fifth wheel.

1607
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:32,180
And there's a camera on the fifth wheel

1608
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:34,620
so that when you're backing up, you see exactly.

1609
00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:36,660
A camera in the bed of the truck?

1610
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,540
It's in the fifth wheel.

1611
00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:40,500
So that when you're looking, there's a dot.

1612
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,020
And it's got a little line.

1613
00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:44,260
And it's like, you're backing up, and you got to do all.

1614
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:45,300
It's like a game at that point.

1615
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,900
That's a really expensive truck.

1616
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,620
So he just basically, you back it up.

1617
00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:50,660
And then once you get to that point, they're like, dee dee,

1618
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:51,220
done.

1619
00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:53,740
And it goes, now connecting fifth wheel.

1620
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:54,860
Well, we went in the back.

1621
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:58,180
And then he opened up a compartment on the trailer.

1622
00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:02,020
And the trailer lowered electronically

1623
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,580
onto the fifth wheel.

1624
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:07,220
And then the hubs that were holding the tracks that

1625
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:09,820
were holding up, it went straight up into the belly of it.

1626
00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:11,820
And automatically?

1627
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:12,780
Yeah, pushed a bunch.

1628
00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:13,300
It went up.

1629
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:15,980
We locked it into place to make sure it would stay there.

1630
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:18,180
The wheel, what are those things?

1631
00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:20,580
The jacks, the wheel things that keep it from moving.

1632
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:21,740
What do they call those?

1633
00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:23,620
The stabilizers?

1634
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:25,220
You're talking about on the bottom of the RV?

1635
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:26,380
The wheel wedge.

1636
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:28,460
Yeah, the wedge, that's not what they're called.

1637
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:29,300
It's a wheel wedge.

1638
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,580
No, the stabilizers.

1639
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,100
You're talking about the things that you lower down

1640
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:35,700
to the ground.

1641
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,580
That's just fucking, that's a wheel wedge.

1642
00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:43,940
I don't think you made that face.

1643
00:48:43,940 --> 00:48:45,460
The Elvis face.

1644
00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:48,020
Well, anyways, there's a different name for it.

1645
00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:48,940
But it doesn't matter.

1646
00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:51,420
It's a chuck, I think is what it's called.

1647
00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:53,500
So anyways, you remove those things.

1648
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:57,660
And we drove off, and then we get to the place.

1649
00:48:57,660 --> 00:49:00,860
And it's nighttime now.

1650
00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:02,620
And we back it up.

1651
00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:04,740
You hook utilities up to it.

1652
00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:06,140
It's so easy to do.

1653
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:10,100
You go to these places, these parks, state parks,

1654
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:11,860
and it's plug-in.

1655
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:14,060
Did you have to empty the gray water?

1656
00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,980
We never got to that point, because we're arriving.

1657
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:17,900
Gray water usually happens after you visit.

1658
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:20,940
So you didn't duke all over at his bathroom?

1659
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:23,580
Well, I did urinate, but we could talk about that

1660
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:24,580
in just a moment.

1661
00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:25,660
I'm getting there.

1662
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:31,380
So the first thing is impressive.

1663
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,820
This thing is impressive.

1664
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:38,660
I'm telling you, for guys, for anybody, it's impressive.

1665
00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:40,220
It had a three-seater couch.

1666
00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:45,700
It had a side-by-side theater-style seating

1667
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,940
with a center console that was perpendicular to it,

1668
00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:50,940
facing the big screen TV.

1669
00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:53,900
When I say big, this was a 50-inch TV.

1670
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:57,300
It had a ceiling fan in the center.

1671
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,660
This is what most people don't have.

1672
00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:02,140
If they get an RV, they don't have all this bullshit on it.

1673
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:06,020
Three stations that widened.

1674
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:07,140
They're called slides.

1675
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:07,780
Slides.

1676
00:50:07,780 --> 00:50:09,580
They're three slide areas.

1677
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:10,260
Thank you.

1678
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:11,180
Yeah, that's right.

1679
00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:15,700
So basically, it was the living room forward slash kitchen.

1680
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,940
Both those areas kind of pushed out

1681
00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:20,900
a mother about three-foot either side.

1682
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:22,260
Huge, huge, huge.

1683
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:25,620
And then the master bedroom up the bedroom up top.

1684
00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:27,060
I've never seen the slides go out.

1685
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:28,780
So you just push a button, and it's like, do you?

1686
00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:29,460
It's automatic.

1687
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:36,180
It's like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

1688
00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:37,660
Now, that's not pneumatic.

1689
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,140
OK.

1690
00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:40,020
It's like air brakes.

1691
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:41,180
It's totally electronic.

1692
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:43,420
Shhh.

1693
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:44,380
That's cool, though.

1694
00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,180
It is very cool.

1695
00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:49,100
And it had a fireplace that was electrical.

1696
00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:49,980
Oh, my god.

1697
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:52,340
So is he going to let us take us to Choctaw?

1698
00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:53,700
Hey, let me use it.

1699
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:54,300
Anywhere.

1700
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:55,300
Who cares where we go?

1701
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:56,420
We can go to Loverboy.

1702
00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:56,980
We can go to Prosper.

1703
00:50:56,980 --> 00:50:58,460
You got to be able to pull it, though.

1704
00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:00,780
Yeah, we don't have a vehicle that will pull that thing.

1705
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:02,740
He's got a truck.

1706
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:03,980
Hey, can I borrow your truck?

1707
00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:04,980
Well, we can buy the RV.

1708
00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:05,620
It's a fifth wheel.

1709
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:08,100
Of course we have to borrow his truck.

1710
00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:09,460
We can buy them.

1711
00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:11,020
Oh.

1712
00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:14,620
We can't just take the truck and the RV without him?

1713
00:51:14,620 --> 00:51:15,120
Really?

1714
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:15,620
Of course.

1715
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:16,700
Not something that expensive.

1716
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:18,020
Of course we're going to invite him.

1717
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,140
What kind of comment is that?

1718
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:20,020
Well, I mean, I snore.

1719
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:21,140
We want him there.

1720
00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:22,700
We have no idea how to work the thing.

1721
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:25,380
I mean, I'm trying to think of the sleep accommodations.

1722
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:26,500
Because you know, the-

1723
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,140
We'd all be outside, Sean would be inside.

1724
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:31,740
You sleep with him on the queen.

1725
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:33,300
And Jeff's on his bed.

1726
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,180
I'll bring my air mattress.

1727
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:35,700
Yeah.

1728
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:36,180
Good.

1729
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:36,700
There we go.

1730
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:37,980
Let's close the door.

1731
00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:40,020
It has a big floor.

1732
00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:40,860
Two queens.

1733
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:43,900
It's got two queen beds in there.

1734
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,700
Well, one's for you and him.

1735
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,300
No, one's his bedroom.

1736
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:49,660
He's got his bedroom, and then there's the rest of us.

1737
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,580
Well, you need to put the queen-

1738
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:51,660
You're saying there's three beds?

1739
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:52,780
I like your idea.

1740
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:53,740
No, no, no.

1741
00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:54,980
Back the fuck up.

1742
00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:55,660
Wow.

1743
00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:56,620
He's got two queens.

1744
00:51:56,620 --> 00:51:58,940
So the couch pulls out to a queen.

1745
00:51:58,940 --> 00:51:59,420
Yes.

1746
00:51:59,420 --> 00:51:59,980
All right.

1747
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:01,740
There's a bedroom that has a queen.

1748
00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:02,180
Yes.

1749
00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:03,460
That's where he's going to go.

1750
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:05,460
The other queen, two of us will go.

1751
00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:10,060
And Jeff has already nominated himself to sleep on the floor.

1752
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,620
I'm not sleeping with you on the queen.

1753
00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:12,740
We can take the ears out.

1754
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:13,260
Why not?

1755
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:14,100
I can't hear him.

1756
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,740
The hell?

1757
00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:17,340
Are you going to have a CPAP machine?

1758
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:18,740
I'm going to wear a chastity belt.

1759
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:20,340
I can tell you that.

1760
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:21,180
Oh, really?

1761
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:22,020
I'm not waking up with that.

1762
00:52:22,020 --> 00:52:23,380
He's going to have the key.

1763
00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:24,380
Your safety dome?

1764
00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:26,820
Paul's trying to pick it in the middle of the night.

1765
00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:27,740
Whatever.

1766
00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:30,020
I'm not going unless you get a CPAP machine.

1767
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:30,740
My god.

1768
00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:31,740
There's no way.

1769
00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:33,860
You just took your earring beads out.

1770
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:34,500
What the hell?

1771
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,620
I still heard it.

1772
00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:36,700
You did not.

1773
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,300
Actually, when I put my hearing aids in, it was horrific.

1774
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:41,980
When I had my hearing aids out, it was just fine.

1775
00:52:41,980 --> 00:52:42,500
Yeah.

1776
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:42,980
But it did.

1777
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:45,580
I put my hearing aids on because my father-in-law called me.

1778
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,180
And I was like, I'm sorry.

1779
00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:48,660
Hold on one second.

1780
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,180
What is that noise?

1781
00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:52,140
I'm down there on the floor with the pillow over my head.

1782
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:52,660
My god.

1783
00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:54,020
It was awful.

1784
00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:55,180
You need a CPAP machine.

1785
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:57,420
I can promise you.

1786
00:52:57,420 --> 00:53:01,980
You're the poster boy of needing one.

1787
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:02,900
I sleep with one.

1788
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:04,300
It's great.

1789
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:05,820
Yeah, you fought it for the first couple nights, though,

1790
00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:06,340
didn't you?

1791
00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:06,620
I did.

1792
00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:07,020
Yeah.

1793
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:08,100
I thought I was being.

1794
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:10,620
So if you roll over onto your face, what happens?

1795
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:14,100
I thought it was like, you know how in aliens when the thing

1796
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,460
smacks onto their face?

1797
00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,260
It like shoves a tube down their throat?

1798
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:18,780
Yeah, a tube down their throat.

1799
00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:21,380
I thought I was being attacked in alien.

1800
00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:22,700
But it's awesome.

1801
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,220
No, I'd say.

1802
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,900
It's actually phallic because it lays an egg in them.

1803
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:27,980
OK, well, the CPAP machine doesn't do that.

1804
00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:29,660
But the alien does, yeah.

1805
00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:31,700
If you think about it, it was impregnated.

1806
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:34,980
Yeah, that's where the alien, they impregnate the guy.

1807
00:53:34,980 --> 00:53:35,940
But through the mouth?

1808
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:38,180
Yeah, it attaches to his mouth.

1809
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,220
And then it shoves him.

1810
00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:40,820
But the alien comes through the stomach.

1811
00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:42,940
Bop, bop, bop, bop.

1812
00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:45,220
I mean, I just thought it seeped in there somehow.

1813
00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:47,140
I never realized it entered through the mouth.

1814
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:51,740
No, it stuck a seed down into the stomach.

1815
00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:53,020
Interesting.

1816
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:53,540
Yeah.

1817
00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:55,260
Yeah, well, that's not what a CPAP machine does.

1818
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:56,820
But it helps you sleep better.

1819
00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:57,460
It really does.

1820
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:58,860
All right, we digress.

1821
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:01,020
Anyway, so very nice RV.

1822
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,700
We definitely need to check that out.

1823
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:04,740
I definitely need a CPAP machine because.

1824
00:54:04,740 --> 00:54:05,860
And you definitely need one.

1825
00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:07,700
It requires you to go to the doctor.

1826
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:09,020
You do.

1827
00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:09,820
Well, hold on.

1828
00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:10,460
No, I don't.

1829
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:12,540
I just fucking go buy one.

1830
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:13,260
Good question.

1831
00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:14,100
Can you?

1832
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:14,700
I don't know.

1833
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:15,060
Why not?

1834
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:15,980
I'm sure they're very expensive.

1835
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:17,300
I can do whatever the hell I want.

1836
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:18,980
The ResMed, I have ResMed.

1837
00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:20,100
It's not cheap.

1838
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,180
And I'm sure it's.

1839
00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:22,420
And you have insurance.

1840
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:24,620
Yeah, but what does that mean when you say it's not cheap?

1841
00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:25,780
What is that?

1842
00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:28,660
Like $500, $1,000, $2,000?

1843
00:54:28,660 --> 00:54:33,660
I think it was $50 a month for a year, maybe.

1844
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:34,220
Hold on.

1845
00:54:34,220 --> 00:54:35,940
You got to pay a monthly fee for this?

1846
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,380
Why can't you just pay for it?

1847
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:40,420
Well, I mean, I think they structure it so that it's not

1848
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:43,100
so difficult for people.

1849
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,340
They structure it so they can rip off people.

1850
00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:46,340
Well, I'm sure that too.

1851
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:47,060
They wouldn't make money.

1852
00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:47,580
Of course.

1853
00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:48,460
It's all about making money.

1854
00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:51,060
Everybody's in it to win it.

1855
00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:54,180
So you're on a monthly list.

1856
00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,860
This is called ResMed.

1857
00:54:55,860 --> 00:55:01,100
R-E-S-M-E-D. It's a very impressive machine.

1858
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:05,940
Get rid of all that and put in R-E-S-M-E-D.

1859
00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:07,180
All right, there we go.

1860
00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:07,740
That's it.

1861
00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,260
That's it.

1862
00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:10,860
Now, I don't know if you could just go out and buy it,

1863
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,740
but it's very impressive.

1864
00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:14,220
You hook your phone up to it?

1865
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:14,900
You can hook.

1866
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:16,060
Why would you hook up your phone?

1867
00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:16,180
I don't know.

1868
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:17,740
I just saw a picture with an app.

1869
00:55:17,740 --> 00:55:19,580
OK, well, no, it has an app.

1870
00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:21,340
Yeah, it has an app.

1871
00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:22,540
And I don't even know how.

1872
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:24,900
The ResMed is not connected to my internet.

1873
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,580
They're about $1,000.

1874
00:55:26,580 --> 00:55:27,140
There you go.

1875
00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:29,700
There's one for $4,400.

1876
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:30,780
What?

1877
00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:32,060
All right, he's just showing it.

1878
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,780
Well, that's a hell of a deal right there.

1879
00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:35,380
$1,700.

1880
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:36,740
That's a 10S, though.

1881
00:55:36,740 --> 00:55:37,500
Jeez.

1882
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:38,300
Who's going to get the 10S?

1883
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:39,300
That's mine right there.

1884
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:43,700
Mine's $1,000, which you're looking at right there.

1885
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,580
Anyway, so it's really impressive, man.

1886
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:47,940
I mean, I tell you what, it helps you sleep.

1887
00:55:47,940 --> 00:55:51,420
And I'll be damned if this thing knows.

1888
00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:53,500
It's pretty smart technology, because I

1889
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:56,460
will put this thing on, and I don't push any buttons

1890
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:56,940
or anything.

1891
00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:59,660
I just start breathing, and the machine turns on.

1892
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,420
So it knows.

1893
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,700
It's measuring airflow.

1894
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:03,220
Right.

1895
00:56:03,220 --> 00:56:05,660
Which you have to clean it quite a bit.

1896
00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:07,780
Does it get all bacteria and funkily?

1897
00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:10,260
No, I mean, I have cleaned it multiple times, where I just

1898
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:12,740
run it under super hot water and maybe run

1899
00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:14,340
some soapy water through it.

1900
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:17,260
But I mean, I've never looked at it and gone, oh, god,

1901
00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:18,020
this is nasty.

1902
00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:18,860
I need to clean it.

1903
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:21,060
Well, yeah, but after a year of using it, maybe.

1904
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,060
Yeah, you would think so.

1905
00:56:22,060 --> 00:56:25,220
Because I know they have, you can get sick if you don't clean

1906
00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:25,900
it.

1907
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:27,540
There's people that do get sick because you start

1908
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:28,260
inhaling all that.

1909
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:28,740
Maybe.

1910
00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:29,260
Maybe.

1911
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:29,740
Maybe.

1912
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:33,500
You were starting, you put it on, so you start breathing.

1913
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,180
So does this thing pressurize?

1914
00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:38,500
So what it does is it forces air through the tube.

1915
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:42,300
And the whole point is having something over your nose,

1916
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:46,220
whether it's like tubes that go up into your nostrils, which

1917
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:47,260
I was not a big fan of.

1918
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:49,100
I said, no, thank you.

1919
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:52,540
And I did the full, they have a full nose mask, and then they

1920
00:56:52,540 --> 00:56:54,420
have a full face mask.

1921
00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:58,540
But the idea is a tube is forcing air through your nose

1922
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,900
and forcing you to breathe through your nose.

1923
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,740
When it forces air into your nose, it makes you go,

1924
00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:06,340
it makes you breathe.

1925
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:10,060
Sleep apnea is when you stop breathing.

1926
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:11,100
When you do.

1927
00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:12,140
Yeah, you stop breathing.

1928
00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:12,980
Like for minutes.

1929
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:13,500
Yes.

1930
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,260
When you stop breathing, your body like.

1931
00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:16,860
I do?

1932
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:17,220
Yes.

1933
00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:18,340
Yes.

1934
00:57:18,340 --> 00:57:18,980
Bad.

1935
00:57:18,980 --> 00:57:20,020
Bad.

1936
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:20,820
Very bad.

1937
00:57:20,820 --> 00:57:22,300
And then when you come out of that,

1938
00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:24,580
like you've stopped breathing for 10, 15 seconds,

1939
00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:28,540
your body goes, like you're gasping.

1940
00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:30,420
And it comes through your nose and your mouth.

1941
00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:31,340
You sound awful.

1942
00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:33,700
I mean, not you, just people in general.

1943
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,260
And it's awful.

1944
00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:39,220
And then the bottom line is it's affecting your sleep.

1945
00:57:39,220 --> 00:57:40,260
It's affecting your sleep.

1946
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:43,060
You may not know it, but you wake up exhausted,

1947
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,540
not well rested.

1948
00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:47,260
And so the idea of this is forcing air through your nose

1949
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:50,740
is forcing you to breathe continuously.

1950
00:57:50,740 --> 00:57:54,420
Nice, smooth, deep breaths where you're getting plenty of oxygen.

1951
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:56,700
And the idea is you're getting great sleep.

1952
00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,820
And I'll be damned if it works.

1953
00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:02,300
So the ResMed that you have, is it like a air curve?

1954
00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:06,300
It's the one that he's currently got his cursor on right there.

1955
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:07,220
The black one?

1956
00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:07,700
Yep.

1957
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:09,500
So you have the nose one right there?

1958
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,660
So it's ResMed AirSense 10.

1959
00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:14,940
I've got the one all the way on the left at the top.

1960
00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:15,940
Yeah, the lady.

1961
00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:17,420
The lady.

1962
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:18,540
That's exactly what I have.

1963
00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:20,060
Is it as sexy as it looks?

1964
00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:21,420
Well, and that's what was funny.

1965
00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:22,700
So I was wearing that.

1966
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,860
I told you in Tokyo, the red leader.

1967
00:58:24,860 --> 00:58:29,260
I was wearing that, and Shelly had her mouthpiece in.

1968
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:32,500
And we both turned over and looked at each other.

1969
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:38,180
And we were like, we've never been more turned on.

1970
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:41,740
Like it was the most sexually charged moment we've ever had.

1971
00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:43,220
So you just ripped it off?

1972
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,140
Literally.

1973
00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:48,140
We were literally staring at each other, and we're like, busted.

1974
00:58:48,140 --> 00:58:51,140
When you say busted out laughing, we howled with laughter.

1975
00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:52,540
We're like, this is real.

1976
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:54,140
This is where we are.

1977
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:58,100
I'm wearing some sort of freaking psycho face apparatus.

1978
00:58:58,100 --> 00:59:01,900
And she's like, with her.

1979
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:04,060
She's drooling.

1980
00:59:04,060 --> 00:59:07,380
Oh yeah, when she takes it out, she's like.

1981
00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:09,740
And she puts it in her little case on the nightstand.

1982
00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:11,620
And I'm like, yeah, it's a mouthpiece.

1983
00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:13,260
It keeps her from grinding her teeth.

1984
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:15,660
And so she pulls it out and is like.

1985
00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:18,620
She sticks it in her little case.

1986
00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:21,180
I mean, I'm telling you, this is real.

1987
00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:22,940
This is old people stuff, right?

1988
00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:23,860
And here I am going.

1989
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:24,700
Shoo.

1990
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:26,340
Shoo.

1991
00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:27,220
Hey, honey.

1992
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:28,540
So what happens if you get a cold

1993
00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:29,660
and you can't breathe through your nose?

1994
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:30,660
You just go without it?

1995
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:32,580
So that hasn't happened yet.

1996
00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:34,780
So I'll have to get back to you on that.

1997
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:37,060
But there's going to come a time where your nose just gets

1998
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:38,540
jammed, swollen.

1999
00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:40,460
I would imagine you can't wear it.

2000
00:59:40,460 --> 00:59:41,820
Yeah, I would imagine you can't wear it.

2001
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:42,540
Or maybe.

2002
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:42,900
I don't know.

2003
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:43,380
Maybe.

2004
00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:43,740
Maybe.

2005
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:43,980
Yeah.

2006
00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:45,780
With that forced air, I think maybe it helps.

2007
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:47,060
It helps clear everything out.

2008
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:47,620
I don't know.

2009
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:49,140
Yeah, it might.

2010
00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:52,180
Anyway, Sean, I could not recommend it more.

2011
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:53,820
You absolutely need it.

2012
00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:56,300
Well, first of all, people die from sleep apnea.

2013
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:57,900
Yeah, just go to the doctor.

2014
00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:59,820
They literally die in their sleep.

2015
00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:00,340
Yeah.

2016
01:00:00,340 --> 01:00:02,260
I mean, I'm not exactly sure how that works.

2017
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:04,620
So you stop breathing, and then your body just

2018
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:05,740
doesn't revive you?

2019
01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:07,100
It just doesn't kick back.

2020
01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:08,100
Yes.

2021
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:09,180
One of these times, you just don't.

2022
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:10,700
So you literally die of like a heart attack.

2023
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:11,900
Or you suffocate.

2024
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,220
Suffocate.

2025
01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:14,100
That's incredible.

2026
01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:14,620
Yeah.

2027
01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:16,820
It's incredible that the human body can even do that.

2028
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:18,780
You just don't start breathing again.

2029
01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:19,900
You stop, and you're done.

2030
01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:21,580
It's a very real thing.

2031
01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:25,020
Well, there's been more than once

2032
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:31,620
where I've woken up, and I'll be like, Jesus, what

2033
01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:32,660
the fuck's going on?

2034
01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:37,820
There's one time I was in California with you,

2035
01:00:37,820 --> 01:00:38,620
wherever we went.

2036
01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:40,100
And it was Tahoe.

2037
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:40,660
Tahoe.

2038
01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:45,140
And I was in the bedroom, and I had a heartburn.

2039
01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:48,620
And I had acid reflux that came up

2040
01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:50,380
in the middle of the night.

2041
01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:51,980
So imagine not breathing.

2042
01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:52,740
Right.

2043
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:54,180
Acid reflux comes in.

2044
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:55,580
Yeah, double whammy right there.

2045
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:58,180
I had to stand up.

2046
01:00:58,180 --> 01:01:02,060
Talk about being asleep, and now I'm in fight mode.

2047
01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:02,540
Right.

2048
01:01:02,540 --> 01:01:03,260
I mean, I had to.

2049
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,380
You were just choking.

2050
01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:05,740
I jumped up out of bed.

2051
01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:06,700
But you can't breathe.

2052
01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:12,540
I fucking spit bile out of my mouth and started breathing.

2053
01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:13,340
Gasping for air.

2054
01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:14,700
That was crazy.

2055
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,660
That's why I bring all those extra pills,

2056
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:18,980
and I shove them up so I can sleep inclined.

2057
01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:20,540
Inclined, yeah.

2058
01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:23,140
No, the doctor says the biggest thing for me to do

2059
01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:25,420
is just lose some fricking weight.

2060
01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:28,460
Well, you know, until then, you need

2061
01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:30,180
to protect yourself with the CPAP machine.

2062
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:30,860
It's a battle.

2063
01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:31,900
Well, I will tell you.

2064
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:36,660
So I didn't take my CPAP machine to Colorado.

2065
01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:39,820
I was up for a full over a week.

2066
01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:44,140
And first several nights, yeah, I was waking up going,

2067
01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:45,260
oh, stop.

2068
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:46,220
You know what I mean?

2069
01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:48,100
My sleep apnea just started kicking back in.

2070
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:48,820
Right.

2071
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:51,580
And it scared me.

2072
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:52,980
I was like, what the hell's going on?

2073
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:53,980
Kind of like what you were describing.

2074
01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:55,420
It's like gasping for air.

2075
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,700
And I was like, I don't have my CPAP machine.

2076
01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:58,500
That's why.

2077
01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,020
Interesting.

2078
01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:02,300
So I'm wondering, like with most things

2079
01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:04,780
that you do to your body for a crutch,

2080
01:02:04,780 --> 01:02:06,900
your body becomes dependent on it.

2081
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:07,620
And I wonder.

2082
01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:09,380
Could you ever stop using it?

2083
01:02:09,380 --> 01:02:09,940
Yeah.

2084
01:02:09,940 --> 01:02:12,620
No, I don't think it made it worse.

2085
01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:14,940
I think it made my body aware of it.

2086
01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:17,940
Like before the CPAP machine, I think I would just.

2087
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:19,620
Well, what's causing your CPAP?

2088
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:21,700
Do you have something that you could have surgery

2089
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:24,340
and be done with it?

2090
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:25,700
I don't know.

2091
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:29,860
Because Brandon had sleep apnea when he was a kid.

2092
01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:33,980
But his adenoids were normally the size of a pea.

2093
01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:35,540
His were the size of a walnut.

2094
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:36,940
So they were literally blocking air.

2095
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,300
So he would, yes.

2096
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,300
And he would snore really loud.

2097
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:41,620
And he would have sleep apnea.

2098
01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:42,900
So we had him removed.

2099
01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:43,620
And he's been fine.

2100
01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:46,180
Well, I've had mine removed since I was a little kid.

2101
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:47,020
Your adenoids?

2102
01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:47,900
My adenoids.

2103
01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:48,380
Right.

2104
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:48,940
My tonsils.

2105
01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,300
There could be something else in there.

2106
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:50,620
No.

2107
01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:51,100
Tonsils.

2108
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:51,660
No.

2109
01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:52,540
Oh, those are different.

2110
01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:56,460
Adenoids are in your nose, like on the back of your nose.

2111
01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:56,960
Oh.

2112
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,460
Cool.

2113
01:02:57,460 --> 01:02:58,700
So you can have that removed?

2114
01:02:58,700 --> 01:02:59,140
Oh, yeah.

2115
01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:00,940
Maybe I should get all that shit removed.

2116
01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:01,660
Yeah.

2117
01:03:01,660 --> 01:03:02,700
Go in there and look at it.

2118
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:05,820
You may have these monster ones like Brandon did.

2119
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:06,940
And he cut them out.

2120
01:03:06,940 --> 01:03:08,660
And he's been fine ever since.

2121
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,020
I went to the ear, nose, throat doctor.

2122
01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:14,100
And the first thing I did is open my mouth.

2123
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,300
And they didn't say anything about your adenoids?

2124
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:19,420
Well, he just opened my mouth and was like,

2125
01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:22,060
I bet you snore really loud.

2126
01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:22,560
OK.

2127
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,980
What was that based on?

2128
01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:25,020
He, I don't know.

2129
01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:25,660
He said.

2130
01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:27,180
He didn't tell you why he felt that?

2131
01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:27,680
No.

2132
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:31,740
I went there for, I don't forget why I went there.

2133
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:33,460
Sword throat or something.

2134
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:35,820
And no, that's just what he said.

2135
01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:37,460
I bet you really snore a lot.

2136
01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:38,860
I said, yes, I do.

2137
01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:40,460
And he never really commented.

2138
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,500
We never, because I wasn't there for that.

2139
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,900
Yeah.

2140
01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:44,820
That's disappointing.

2141
01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:46,460
He should have said something about it.

2142
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:46,980
Yeah.

2143
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:49,580
That was a decade ago.

2144
01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:50,080
Yeah.

2145
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,380
There's surgeries you could have.

2146
01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:54,180
Well, I would get the CPAP machine before I did surgery.

2147
01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:56,020
That's what I would personally do.

2148
01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:57,500
But it just depends, right?

2149
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,380
It depends on.

2150
01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:59,860
I would have an expert look at you.

2151
01:03:59,860 --> 01:04:01,020
There are some people that have had this surgery.

2152
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:02,060
Yeah, fixed the problem.

2153
01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:04,260
And the problem still comes back.

2154
01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:07,300
So it's just like, well, there's a surgery

2155
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,380
where they remove the layers of the skin

2156
01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:11,020
back there that reverberate.

2157
01:04:11,020 --> 01:04:12,420
That causes snoring.

2158
01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:14,300
Soft palate, I think they're going, right?

2159
01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:15,940
They cut that stuff away.

2160
01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:18,940
And first of all, it's a painful experience.

2161
01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:21,380
And it comes back.

2162
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:23,380
So it's only a temporary fix.

2163
01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:25,180
I mean, it may take people years.

2164
01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:26,220
It may take people months.

2165
01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:28,860
I'm always in favor of trying other things before surgery.

2166
01:04:28,860 --> 01:04:34,220
So I mean, I do know that people who snore, yeah,

2167
01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:37,580
there are elective surgeries for that.

2168
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:40,380
But like I said, personally, I would try the CPAP machine

2169
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:42,780
before I tried surgery.

2170
01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:44,420
And if that doesn't do the trick,

2171
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,860
then there's more things you can do, right?

2172
01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:48,660
Well, it's one of these things where you're like,

2173
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:51,220
am I going to be on the CPAP the rest of my life?

2174
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,700
I'm expecting that.

2175
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:57,420
Or can I have a surgery and not be uncomfortable for a week,

2176
01:04:57,420 --> 01:04:58,420
two weeks?

2177
01:04:58,420 --> 01:04:59,180
That's a good point.

2178
01:04:59,180 --> 01:04:59,660
That's a good point.

2179
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:02,260
No, I'm fully expecting to be on the CPAP machine

2180
01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:03,060
the rest of my life.

2181
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,740
So you have no desire to have going there and go,

2182
01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:07,420
oh, we could pull this out and you'll be good?

2183
01:05:07,420 --> 01:05:08,140
Not really.

2184
01:05:08,140 --> 01:05:10,020
I mean, now that I've gotten used to it,

2185
01:05:10,020 --> 01:05:12,860
it's kind of, I mean, other than being incredibly

2186
01:05:12,860 --> 01:05:17,020
sexy for my wife, and she's hard to fight her off

2187
01:05:17,020 --> 01:05:17,820
when I'm wearing it.

2188
01:05:17,820 --> 01:05:20,100
You let her wear it?

2189
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,140
I haven't thought of that.

2190
01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:23,900
Whoa, that takes it to a whole new level.

2191
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:26,500
Honey, wear my CPAP machine tonight.

2192
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,820
And that's it.

2193
01:05:27,820 --> 01:05:32,340
No, you're too rough with me when you do that.

2194
01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:33,940
Wait, hold on.

2195
01:05:33,940 --> 01:05:35,340
I played this out too far, didn't I?

2196
01:05:35,340 --> 01:05:35,820
Yes, you did.

2197
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:38,380
Is that because she asphyxiates?

2198
01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:40,180
You're choking me.

2199
01:05:40,180 --> 01:05:41,380
Right.

2200
01:05:41,380 --> 01:05:44,300
If you ever saw a fetish out there that does that.

2201
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,540
A CPAP fetish.

2202
01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:48,380
There's a stupid fetish out there.

2203
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:49,700
I wouldn't doubt it.

2204
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,300
Every fetish you can think of, and we

2205
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:53,140
don't have to talk about fetishes tonight.

2206
01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:53,940
All right, so.

2207
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:55,380
Oh.

2208
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:56,460
Why?

2209
01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:57,260
Well, I'm just saying, we don't have to.

2210
01:05:57,260 --> 01:06:00,300
Are you alarmed that we may discuss a certain topic,

2211
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:01,780
that you?

2212
01:06:01,780 --> 01:06:03,140
Do I have a fetish?

2213
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:04,580
You tell me.

2214
01:06:04,580 --> 01:06:06,420
I heard you did.

2215
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:07,620
Do I have a fetish?

2216
01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:11,180
Well, it turns out that you might.

2217
01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:13,620
I think we all have certain preferences.

2218
01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:15,420
I don't know if we would call them fetishes.

2219
01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:16,420
Well.

2220
01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:18,860
Like, there are people that like love to suck toes.

2221
01:06:18,860 --> 01:06:21,300
I'm like, no, thank you.

2222
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:24,340
You know, I'm sorry I scratched the surface on this.

2223
01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:25,140
You started it.

2224
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,140
You did.

2225
01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:27,700
What's your fetish, Sean?

2226
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:29,460
Oh, I don't have one.

2227
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:29,940
Oh.

2228
01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:30,460
Farts.

2229
01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:32,140
I'm thankful just to have.

2230
01:06:32,140 --> 01:06:33,580
I like to fart in my partner's mouth.

2231
01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:37,020
I'm thankful just to have sex.

2232
01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:37,500
What?

2233
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:38,340
That's terrible.

2234
01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:39,100
What'd you say?

2235
01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:42,620
I'm thankful just to have sex.

2236
01:06:42,620 --> 01:06:44,580
That's your fetish, to have sex.

2237
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:48,380
Well, you know, fetishes are within inanimate objects.

2238
01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:49,180
Not necessarily.

2239
01:06:49,180 --> 01:06:50,900
No, no, no.

2240
01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:52,740
There's like a broad range of fetish.

2241
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:54,260
Like I just said, sucking toes.

2242
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:55,100
Like S&M.

2243
01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:55,940
That's a fetish.

2244
01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:56,460
S&M.

2245
01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:57,500
100%.

2246
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,540
Feet, that's a fetish.

2247
01:06:58,540 --> 01:07:00,220
There are people who like to lick navels.

2248
01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:02,860
There are people who like to, I mean, there's a million.

2249
01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:05,140
Any fetish you can think of exists,

2250
01:07:05,140 --> 01:07:06,300
like you were saying earlier.

2251
01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,460
Golden shower, that's a fetish.

2252
01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:08,060
Oh, yeah.

2253
01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:09,020
Whoa.

2254
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:10,980
Yep, pooping and shitting in your partner's mouth.

2255
01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:11,580
That's a fetish.

2256
01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:12,260
Two girls, one cup.

2257
01:07:12,260 --> 01:07:12,860
Fetish.

2258
01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:14,020
I don't think that's a thing.

2259
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:14,700
It is a thing.

2260
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,900
No, I don't think they have a partner that actually,

2261
01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:20,260
who's going to have a partner after you shit in their mouth?

2262
01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:21,500
They're going to be like, yeah.

2263
01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:23,180
One that wants you to shit in their mouth.

2264
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:24,380
No, that's disgusting.

2265
01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:25,980
I'm telling you, that's a real thing.

2266
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:26,500
It is.

2267
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,380
What is it called when someone poops on glass on your faces

2268
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:30,500
under the glass?

2269
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,020
What?

2270
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:32,900
I don't know.

2271
01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:35,340
So you're staring at it and it like falls down on you.

2272
01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:37,460
No, there are people, well, they don't have glass.

2273
01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:38,340
I thought that's what it was.

2274
01:07:38,340 --> 01:07:38,980
I didn't think.

2275
01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:40,220
You know what?

2276
01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:43,260
Enough of this two girls, one cup thing.

2277
01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:44,740
Again, you brought it up.

2278
01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:45,260
What?

2279
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:45,780
You did.

2280
01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:47,060
You were talking about fetishes.

2281
01:07:47,060 --> 01:07:49,180
No, you're like, Paul, what's your fetish?

2282
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:49,860
Yeah, you did.

2283
01:07:49,860 --> 01:07:51,980
But I didn't bring up this.

2284
01:07:51,980 --> 01:07:53,380
Yeah, you did.

2285
01:07:53,380 --> 01:07:54,980
Very awkward.

2286
01:07:54,980 --> 01:07:58,900
This may be the worst podcast ever.

2287
01:07:58,900 --> 01:07:59,780
OK, so listen.

2288
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:02,220
So the natural.

2289
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,140
Go ahead.

2290
01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:05,620
I wanted to keep beating that drum.

2291
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:08,540
No, we're not going to beat the fetish drum.

2292
01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:10,500
Maybe that'll be a topic for a future podcast.

2293
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,900
We'll have to do our research.

2294
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:14,620
Oh, what are you looking at?

2295
01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:15,780
Explain that to your wife.

2296
01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:16,900
Honey, I'm doing research.

2297
01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:19,860
I'm really getting turned on looking at this lava lamp.

2298
01:08:19,860 --> 01:08:20,980
Honey, I'm doing research.

2299
01:08:20,980 --> 01:08:22,940
Looks like a sitting spin.

2300
01:08:22,940 --> 01:08:23,980
I'm not looking at porn.

2301
01:08:23,980 --> 01:08:25,460
I'm looking at, I'm doing research.

2302
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:28,980
I'm not watching her smash a hamster.

2303
01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:29,500
What?

2304
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:30,020
What?

2305
01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:30,980
That's another thing.

2306
01:08:30,980 --> 01:08:31,940
Smash a hamster?

2307
01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:33,180
Yeah, some piece.

2308
01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:35,780
Because that way it goes in your butt and then they smash it.

2309
01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:36,300
No.

2310
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:37,300
Like a real hamster?

2311
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:39,300
Yeah, where women will wear the high heels

2312
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:43,540
and then stomp on gerbils and hamsters and stuff.

2313
01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:44,580
How is that sexual?

2314
01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:46,020
I don't know.

2315
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:47,220
That's just evil.

2316
01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:48,220
I know.

2317
01:08:48,220 --> 01:08:50,580
I mean, if there's squirrels on my board.

2318
01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:52,900
Which, by the way, squirrels are back in my attic.

2319
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:53,540
Are they?

2320
01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:53,820
Hold on.

2321
01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:54,740
Hold on.

2322
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:56,060
Yes, they are.

2323
01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,260
And I plan to smash them.

2324
01:08:57,260 --> 01:08:58,380
Where have you seen that?

2325
01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:00,260
Huh?

2326
01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:01,260
Have you seen that before?

2327
01:09:01,260 --> 01:09:01,900
Yeah, why?

2328
01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:02,700
Why would you?

2329
01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:03,820
I've seen it in the magazines.

2330
01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:06,420
Why would you know this fetish?

2331
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:07,860
Because I've seen it in the magazines

2332
01:09:07,860 --> 01:09:09,780
that my roommate would get.

2333
01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:10,380
Which is?

2334
01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:11,460
Your wife.

2335
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,340
Your wife is your roommate.

2336
01:09:12,340 --> 01:09:13,580
No, this is before I was married.

2337
01:09:13,580 --> 01:09:14,980
Weird fetish.

2338
01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:16,620
In the back of all those books, you

2339
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,900
had all the ads and stuff, crazy stuff, right?

2340
01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:19,540
So you could see these.

2341
01:09:19,540 --> 01:09:21,060
Did you not vet your roommates before they

2342
01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:22,660
fucking moved in?

2343
01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:24,580
Well, it's normal porn mags.

2344
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:26,780
Well, you didn't have internet back then.

2345
01:09:26,780 --> 01:09:30,340
So at the back of porn mags, they have weird fetish stuff.

2346
01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:31,500
Well, they have different ads.

2347
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:35,700
And by this video, and if you like smashing hamsters,

2348
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:37,460
and there's some lady.

2349
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,780
That's sick.

2350
01:09:39,780 --> 01:09:40,860
That's really sick.

2351
01:09:40,860 --> 01:09:44,460
I think the PETA would probably be upset about that.

2352
01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:48,020
Do you think that Richard Gere thing was real?

2353
01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:49,140
I don't know.

2354
01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:51,220
The whole gerbil thing?

2355
01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:52,740
There was also the whole Rod Stewart

2356
01:09:52,740 --> 01:09:54,940
had a gallon of spooge in his stomach, too.

2357
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:55,780
That went around.

2358
01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:56,300
Hold on.

2359
01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:57,580
That's total bullshit.

2360
01:09:57,580 --> 01:09:58,660
Spooge in his stomach.

2361
01:09:58,660 --> 01:09:59,300
What is that?

2362
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:06,740
Because he swallowed so much sperm that he had to go.

2363
01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:08,180
I think that's.

2364
01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:09,460
Rod Stewart's gay?

2365
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:11,500
No, that was the rumor back when I was growing up.

2366
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:12,940
These are all stupid rumors.

2367
01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:13,900
The Richard Gere thing.

2368
01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:15,380
Richard Gere gerbil thing.

2369
01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:16,700
That was a rumor.

2370
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:17,460
Well, hold on.

2371
01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:18,460
How does it start, though?

2372
01:10:18,460 --> 01:10:20,340
Mr. Producer, see if that's real.

2373
01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:21,860
Richard Gere in gerbil.

2374
01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:22,660
I don't know.

2375
01:10:22,660 --> 01:10:23,460
I don't know how it started.

2376
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:24,500
Because I heard it when I was growing up.

2377
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:25,340
These are all stupid ass rumors.

2378
01:10:25,340 --> 01:10:26,340
I guarantee they're not real.

2379
01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:26,860
I don't know.

2380
01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:29,500
That one seemed like it had some validity to it.

2381
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,340
Why?

2382
01:10:31,340 --> 01:10:31,940
I don't know.

2383
01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:33,740
Based on what?

2384
01:10:33,740 --> 01:10:36,100
Because how popular it was.

2385
01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:37,700
It was a really popular rumor.

2386
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:41,260
I think everybody, everybody's heard about the Richard Gere

2387
01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:42,980
gerbil.

2388
01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:45,140
Are you not going to look it up for us, Mr. Producer?

2389
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:47,700
Oh, he's doing it very reluctantly.

2390
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:49,220
I don't blame him.

2391
01:10:49,220 --> 01:10:53,420
Because what if we see really scary pictures after this?

2392
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:57,060
Well, the definitive history, see,

2393
01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:59,140
they've got a highly questionable cultural history

2394
01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:01,260
of Richard Gere's ass gerbil.

2395
01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:04,340
So they saw a picture of this tube.

2396
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:05,820
And the mouse.

2397
01:11:05,820 --> 01:11:06,940
There's a gerbil coming out of it.

2398
01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:08,660
Yeah, there is a gerbil coming out of it.

2399
01:11:08,660 --> 01:11:10,660
And there was just Gere's face in the background.

2400
01:11:10,660 --> 01:11:12,100
Well, the rumor has endured for decades,

2401
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:16,340
becoming as deeply embedded in pop culture as that alleged

2402
01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:17,700
gerbil itself.

2403
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:20,140
Who would have thought Gere himself would come out

2404
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:21,420
of it looking so enlightened?

2405
01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:23,540
Of course, this.

2406
01:11:23,540 --> 01:11:24,980
Did he come out and comment on it?

2407
01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:25,540
Well.

2408
01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:26,660
That would be hilarious.

2409
01:11:26,660 --> 01:11:27,780
I don't know.

2410
01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:29,380
That's what you were about to say.

2411
01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:30,540
Well, the story's like this.

2412
01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:34,180
Richard Gere once got a gerbil stuck up his ass.

2413
01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:35,100
All right?

2414
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,180
So that's the story.

2415
01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:38,460
Richard Gere once got a gerbil stuck up his ass

2416
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:40,420
and then had to go to the ER to get it removed.

2417
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:41,300
Maybe he was sleeping.

2418
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:42,060
And that's it.

2419
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:43,340
That's the end of the story.

2420
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:46,220
Yet the single sentence narrative

2421
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:48,660
has somehow endured the test of time for decades,

2422
01:11:48,660 --> 01:11:50,100
like some ancient folklore.

2423
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:51,100
So there's no evidence.

2424
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:54,220
Just somebody reported it.

2425
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,380
What would be the evidence?

2426
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:58,420
There would be like a hospital, like a what do you call it?

2427
01:11:58,420 --> 01:11:59,020
A sheet.

2428
01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:00,900
The sheet that they put on the end of the bed.

2429
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:01,860
An X-ray?

2430
01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:03,620
Oh, even better.

2431
01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:06,820
Well, first you establish whether gerbiling is

2432
01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:08,620
apparently called gerbiling.

2433
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:09,140
Gerbiling?

2434
01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:10,140
I don't know.

2435
01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:10,900
All right.

2436
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:12,380
So I will tell you this.

2437
01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:16,420
Something that is undeniable, like factually based,

2438
01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:18,780
the stuff that emergency rooms see.

2439
01:12:18,780 --> 01:12:19,860
Gerbiling.

2440
01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:22,340
You know what the emergency rooms have

2441
01:12:22,340 --> 01:12:24,700
to extract things all the time.

2442
01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:25,220
Oh, yeah.

2443
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:26,300
Crazy stuff, too.

2444
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,140
Right.

2445
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:30,580
They have to extract things from the anus and rectum.

2446
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:32,220
Rubik's cubes.

2447
01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:33,580
Rubik's cube?

2448
01:12:33,580 --> 01:12:35,340
How can you get a cube?

2449
01:12:35,340 --> 01:12:36,820
How would that feel good?

2450
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:37,900
I don't know.

2451
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:39,220
Tell me how that would feel good.

2452
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,180
That's a square.

2453
01:12:40,180 --> 01:12:42,660
It's a cube with corners.

2454
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:45,380
I mean, at least do something round.

2455
01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:46,660
Why do a square?

2456
01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:48,420
My god.

2457
01:12:48,420 --> 01:12:49,980
It makes no sense at all.

2458
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:52,660
Well, there's like, oh my god.

2459
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,740
Honey, you want to stick a Rubik's cube up my ass?

2460
01:12:54,740 --> 01:12:56,860
What did you pull up?

2461
01:12:56,860 --> 01:12:57,500
OK, we're not.

2462
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,740
OK, we need to move on.

2463
01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:00,540
Well, why did we get even blocked?

2464
01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:02,020
Now we got.

2465
01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:05,300
We won't even show it at the plot.

2466
01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:07,660
You need to put in your birthday to see that website.

2467
01:13:07,660 --> 01:13:08,820
Yeah, no kidding.

2468
01:13:08,820 --> 01:13:10,380
All right.

2469
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:13,540
So in St. Petersburg, Russia, the surgeon

2470
01:13:13,540 --> 01:13:18,700
extracts a massive, massive dildo out of a.

2471
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:20,260
That thing is.

2472
01:13:20,260 --> 01:13:21,060
Looks like a baby.

2473
01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:21,820
Yeah.

2474
01:13:21,820 --> 01:13:24,860
It's like six inches in diameter.

2475
01:13:24,860 --> 01:13:25,340
Yeah.

2476
01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:26,140
More than that.

2477
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:28,820
Well, I mean, that's like the rumors of women

2478
01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:31,620
that want to get it on with horses and mules

2479
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:32,620
and stuff like that.

2480
01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:34,380
That's what we're talking about, right?

2481
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:34,900
All right.

2482
01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:35,460
What?

2483
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:36,260
What?

2484
01:13:36,260 --> 01:13:39,220
Anyway, so we had a great topic earlier tonight

2485
01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:42,060
where we were talking about the cuts of beef.

2486
01:13:42,060 --> 01:13:43,380
Well, this one's sore.

2487
01:13:43,380 --> 01:13:43,860
Hold on.

2488
01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:44,180
Hold on.

2489
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:49,580
No, I'm not letting you go there.

2490
01:13:49,580 --> 01:13:55,060
I think the next natural thing to go to is how to cook it.

2491
01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:58,540
All these cuts that we've been talking about, how to cut them.

2492
01:13:58,540 --> 01:14:00,220
I mean, how to cook them.

2493
01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:01,300
And I know that could go.

2494
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:02,300
You talk about spices?

2495
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:02,940
No, well.

2496
01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,500
Well, you could spice it up if you want.

2497
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:10,740
Not so much spices, but just like different types of grills.

2498
01:14:10,740 --> 01:14:11,780
Right?

2499
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:13,860
And we can save this for the next segment.

2500
01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:15,220
Yeah, let's do that, because we'll

2501
01:14:15,220 --> 01:14:16,060
have to go into it, because there's

2502
01:14:16,060 --> 01:14:17,260
all kinds of grills out there.

2503
01:14:17,260 --> 01:14:18,860
Well, we've got 15 minutes.

2504
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:20,780
I mean, we can branch out.

2505
01:14:20,780 --> 01:14:21,820
Let's tease it, right?

2506
01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:24,620
So your standard grill is charcoal.

2507
01:14:24,620 --> 01:14:25,700
I like the charcoal grill.

2508
01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:26,620
Back in the day, right?

2509
01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:28,540
Yeah, OK, but it takes forever.

2510
01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:31,980
It takes forever, but it gives it a fantastic flavor.

2511
01:14:31,980 --> 01:14:33,260
Now, you can't really control.

2512
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,060
It's hard to control.

2513
01:14:35,060 --> 01:14:37,900
Yes, you have to pay attention to it.

2514
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:38,180
Right.

2515
01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:39,860
You've got height you've got to deal with.

2516
01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:42,380
And usually, with the really cheapy, they're all you really

2517
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,060
cheapy grills.

2518
01:14:43,060 --> 01:14:43,540
Well, I've got the green egg.

2519
01:14:43,540 --> 01:14:45,900
You don't have a lot of options with how high you can make it,

2520
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,180
how low you can make it, right?

2521
01:14:47,180 --> 01:14:49,660
If you want to sear it, you've got to get it really close to the.

2522
01:14:49,660 --> 01:14:52,260
Well, real men don't have a charcoal grill anymore.

2523
01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:53,140
That's not true.

2524
01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:54,140
I have a charcoal grill.

2525
01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:56,100
That's absolutely not true.

2526
01:14:56,100 --> 01:15:00,940
The purists who really want that charcoal, perfectly flavored

2527
01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:01,460
steak.

2528
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:01,980
Hold on.

2529
01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:02,580
I think stuff tastes better.

2530
01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:03,500
Let me clarify this.

2531
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:04,380
Let me clarify this.

2532
01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:05,260
Absolutely.

2533
01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:07,620
Even I have a charcoal grill, but that's not my point.

2534
01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:12,180
My point is that if you just want to cook something,

2535
01:15:12,180 --> 01:15:15,700
you just put it in charcoal with the flavor, of course.

2536
01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:18,020
Otherwise, you want to try to control the temperature.

2537
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:19,060
Of course.

2538
01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:20,660
So you're saying with the charcoal grill

2539
01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:23,260
to control that temperature, you need to go up and down.

2540
01:15:23,260 --> 01:15:25,260
You have very limited options on how

2541
01:15:25,260 --> 01:15:26,700
to control that temperature, right?

2542
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,580
Because you have no control of the airflow that's

2543
01:15:28,580 --> 01:15:29,820
coming into the thing.

2544
01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:31,300
Well, you do if you have one of those domes

2545
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:33,500
and you control the air, just like your egg, right?

2546
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:34,540
So you can control it that way.

2547
01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:37,180
Remember, forever and ever and ever, that's all people had.

2548
01:15:37,180 --> 01:15:37,860
Oh, yeah.

2549
01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:42,580
Before propane tanks, that's all they had.

2550
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:43,620
That's all I had growing up.

2551
01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:45,580
And people grilled for decades on that.

2552
01:15:45,580 --> 01:15:46,860
So it does the job.

2553
01:15:46,860 --> 01:15:47,360
Oh, yeah.

2554
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:48,300
And it tastes great.

2555
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,780
And it provides great flavor.

2556
01:15:49,780 --> 01:15:51,620
I think it tastes better than a gas grill.

2557
01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:53,540
Now, the problem is, on a gas grill,

2558
01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:55,060
it tastes better on a charcoal.

2559
01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:56,020
Absolutely.

2560
01:15:56,020 --> 01:15:57,460
I would agree with that.

2561
01:15:57,460 --> 01:16:00,180
Yeah, well, I mean, it's also what type of briquettes

2562
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:00,780
you use, too.

2563
01:16:00,780 --> 01:16:03,900
If you use the real charcoal, or sometimes if you get that,

2564
01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:05,860
you can get some real bad charcoal out there.

2565
01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:06,980
You can get some cheap briquettes out there.

2566
01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:09,100
That, and it takes 45 minutes to an hour

2567
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:11,300
to get those briquettes.

2568
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,260
Yeah, but get the charcoal briquette perfect.

2569
01:16:13,260 --> 01:16:14,700
Well, it can.

2570
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,820
But it's part of planning.

2571
01:16:16,820 --> 01:16:17,700
So some of those.

2572
01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:18,860
How long do you say it takes?

2573
01:16:18,860 --> 01:16:20,660
Some of the better tasting charcoals

2574
01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:22,060
does take a little bit longer.

2575
01:16:22,060 --> 01:16:24,380
It does.

2576
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:27,540
At my charcoal grill, I don't use the lump coal that he uses.

2577
01:16:27,540 --> 01:16:28,820
That would take a very long time.

2578
01:16:28,820 --> 01:16:29,900
Lump coal.

2579
01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:33,660
Well, I use the real charcoal, the wood briquette charcoal

2580
01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:34,180
that you buy.

2581
01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:38,620
What I use is it's that broken into pieces

2582
01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:40,020
and then formed into a lump.

2583
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:41,180
And then compressed.

2584
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,340
So it doesn't take as long.

2585
01:16:42,340 --> 01:16:43,420
They break apart faster.

2586
01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:45,340
And then it heats faster.

2587
01:16:45,340 --> 01:16:46,460
So it's those big pieces.

2588
01:16:46,460 --> 01:16:48,300
OK, well, I rarely buy briquettes

2589
01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:52,020
other than your standard charcoal briquettes.

2590
01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:53,020
Well, I'll tell you what.

2591
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:57,020
I found a process on how to start a charcoal grill.

2592
01:16:57,020 --> 01:17:00,740
That works for me because my son got me a green egg.

2593
01:17:00,740 --> 01:17:03,300
So to start it, I think the original thing I bought

2594
01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,540
was this heating element that you plug into the wall,

2595
01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:08,580
which is a glorified fucking hair dryer, which I spent almost

2596
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,300
100 bucks, if not more.

2597
01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:15,140
And I'm extremely disappointed with the green egg purchase.

2598
01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:16,460
No, it broke.

2599
01:17:16,460 --> 01:17:17,820
The green egg?

2600
01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:20,420
The heating element.

2601
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:22,100
It's this wand you put in there.

2602
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:23,100
And you got to hold the button.

2603
01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:25,260
It'd be different if you could like fucking walk away.

2604
01:17:25,260 --> 01:17:26,820
No, I'm going to sit there and hold it.

2605
01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:27,740
Oh, it's ridiculous.

2606
01:17:27,740 --> 01:17:29,300
So anyways.

2607
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:35,700
And then I went and I bought these little pieces of clumps,

2608
01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:36,580
Firestar stuff.

2609
01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:37,900
You light it, you set it in there,

2610
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:39,820
and you walk away and those work great.

2611
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:41,660
But hold on, you're not talking about the green egg.

2612
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:42,860
You're talking about charcoal grills.

2613
01:17:42,860 --> 01:17:45,300
I'm talking about charcoal.

2614
01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:46,820
Yeah, that's what I use in my green egg

2615
01:17:46,820 --> 01:17:48,620
to try to get the fire started, regardless

2616
01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:49,780
what type of grill it is.

2617
01:17:49,780 --> 01:17:50,060
I got you.

2618
01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:51,340
It's how to get the fire started.

2619
01:17:51,340 --> 01:17:52,100
OK.

2620
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,500
But what I've done lately, and so I went to the Firestar

2621
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:57,020
where you buy them online, buy them at the store, whatever.

2622
01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:59,100
You light them up and put them in the middle of charcoal.

2623
01:17:59,100 --> 01:17:59,860
Then you walk away.

2624
01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:03,100
And about 10, 15 minutes, you got some shit going on.

2625
01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:07,300
Well, what I do is I saw this on a YouTube.

2626
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:09,900
I was, I don't know, spamming it while I'm working.

2627
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:13,380
And I've got, I just let it play in the background.

2628
01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:15,820
And I was watching these guys camp.

2629
01:18:15,820 --> 01:18:17,460
And they went out.

2630
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,460
They set up a tent.

2631
01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:19,540
They set up this furnace.

2632
01:18:19,540 --> 01:18:21,620
And they had some logs and all that.

2633
01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:24,500
He took out a little bag of Doritos,

2634
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:28,460
a little lunch portioning bag of Doritos.

2635
01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:29,780
You know, the mini bags.

2636
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:31,740
You get a little box.

2637
01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:32,620
And he opens it up.

2638
01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:34,780
He puts a Dorito chip.

2639
01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:35,780
One chip.

2640
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:38,260
And starts the fucking fire with a Dorito chip.

2641
01:18:38,260 --> 01:18:41,100
That's how much oil is on that Dorito chip.

2642
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:42,100
Oh, great.

2643
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:43,020
It works.

2644
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:44,500
So that's what I've been doing.

2645
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,460
I go to a pantry.

2646
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:47,660
One Dorito chip.

2647
01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:49,500
Well, no, I mean, I do more than that.

2648
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:50,740
It could be a corn chip, too.

2649
01:18:50,740 --> 01:18:52,020
It doesn't have to be a Dorito.

2650
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,540
But what I do is I go in my pantry.

2651
01:18:53,540 --> 01:18:54,540
And you light that on fire.

2652
01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:57,780
And I find whatever bag of chips that is.

2653
01:18:57,780 --> 01:18:58,740
No way.

2654
01:18:58,740 --> 01:19:01,500
The remnants in there.

2655
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:02,300
And I go in there.

2656
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:03,180
I dump it in there.

2657
01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:06,740
Like, if it's a bunch of crumbs, dude, you will be shocked.

2658
01:19:06,740 --> 01:19:09,180
If it's a bunch of crumbs, and you put it on top of there.

2659
01:19:09,180 --> 01:19:11,580
Goes up like a roaming candle.

2660
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:12,220
Lights up.

2661
01:19:12,220 --> 01:19:13,580
And then it fucking burns.

2662
01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:14,900
And you walk away from it.

2663
01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:17,060
No wonder it has a lot of calories in it.

2664
01:19:17,060 --> 01:19:19,020
It's saturated with oil is what it is.

2665
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:22,980
You know, I was making fun of your olive oil this weekend.

2666
01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:24,300
But I wasn't really.

2667
01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:24,940
You were.

2668
01:19:24,940 --> 01:19:25,500
I have.

2669
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:26,220
It's devastating.

2670
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:29,780
Sincere concerns about the types of oils that we cook with.

2671
01:19:29,780 --> 01:19:30,660
Yeah, sure.

2672
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:34,380
And a lot of the refined oils that they say,

2673
01:19:34,380 --> 01:19:35,700
this is olive oil.

2674
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:36,940
Well, it's not.

2675
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:39,620
Some of it's like, all right, well, some of the fine prints,

2676
01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:41,540
like, well, we're 80% olive oil.

2677
01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:44,060
And 20% of this is just refined oil.

2678
01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:46,380
And some of the oil that they use in the refined oil

2679
01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:49,500
is the same shit you put in your fucking car.

2680
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:50,420
It's not good for you.

2681
01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:51,500
It's not meant for humans.

2682
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,980
It's fucking the United States of America.

2683
01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:55,540
They feed us shit.

2684
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:58,340
So you're saying olive oil has motor oil in it?

2685
01:19:58,340 --> 01:20:00,380
I'm saying some of it does, yes.

2686
01:20:00,380 --> 01:20:01,060
Yeah, so he.

2687
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:01,660
Refined oil.

2688
01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:04,180
So I did look at the ingredients after he said that.

2689
01:20:04,180 --> 01:20:05,260
I looked at the ingredients.

2690
01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:08,740
And it only had olive oil and refined olive oil.

2691
01:20:08,740 --> 01:20:10,220
Yeah, you had to pay attention to that.

2692
01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:11,140
But that's the difference.

2693
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,260
I mean, there was nothing else crazy in there.

2694
01:20:13,260 --> 01:20:13,760
But.

2695
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,860
Hold on.

2696
01:20:14,860 --> 01:20:15,340
But.

2697
01:20:15,340 --> 01:20:16,340
Hold on.

2698
01:20:16,340 --> 01:20:16,860
OK.

2699
01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:18,380
Do you know what refined oil is?

2700
01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:20,660
Refined olive oil.

2701
01:20:20,660 --> 01:20:22,580
Refined oil, olive oil?

2702
01:20:22,580 --> 01:20:24,460
Olive oil, yes.

2703
01:20:24,460 --> 01:20:29,820
So I mean, so this refined olive oil doesn't mean that it's

2704
01:20:29,820 --> 01:20:30,780
refined olive oil.

2705
01:20:30,780 --> 01:20:32,220
It's saying it's refined oil.

2706
01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:34,820
That means it takes oils.

2707
01:20:34,820 --> 01:20:38,100
I'm telling you, I speak the truth.

2708
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:38,740
I tell you what.

2709
01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:40,100
I am going to be.

2710
01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:40,620
I tell you what.

2711
01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:44,900
After you said that, I'm going to.

2712
01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:48,980
So a lot of the, some of the oils that we eat every day,

2713
01:20:48,980 --> 01:20:54,140
chips, tortilla chips, the stuff's not good for you.

2714
01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:55,180
It just sits in your gut.

2715
01:20:55,180 --> 01:20:56,780
Of course, none of that stuff's good for us.

2716
01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:57,280
I know.

2717
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:57,780
We know that.

2718
01:20:57,780 --> 01:21:01,180
This is something that we use every day.

2719
01:21:01,180 --> 01:21:01,660
I know.

2720
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:06,820
And it's the, it's just layers and layers of shit

2721
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:09,940
like this that make us look like bowling pins.

2722
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:12,340
I know I'm making an excuse for myself.

2723
01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:14,260
But I don't eat super horrible.

2724
01:21:14,260 --> 01:21:14,780
You know?

2725
01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:17,300
It's just, I eat what's around.

2726
01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:19,140
I eat what's at the grocery store.

2727
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:21,460
And this is the stuff they sell us.

2728
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:22,020
Right.

2729
01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:27,620
You know, they've got the FDA approves products to sell

2730
01:21:27,620 --> 01:21:31,020
that they absolutely deny to sell in Europe.

2731
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,980
They're like, you don't sell that shit.

2732
01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:34,100
That'll kill you.

2733
01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:36,980
But yet the FDA says it's OK for us Americans.

2734
01:21:36,980 --> 01:21:37,480
Yeah.

2735
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:38,540
I don't agree with that.

2736
01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:39,820
There's a whole faction of people

2737
01:21:39,820 --> 01:21:41,820
who are against the GMOs, right?

2738
01:21:41,820 --> 01:21:43,100
Oh, yeah.

2739
01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:46,660
Genetically modified organism.

2740
01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:49,500
So they've genetically altered food.

2741
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,100
Is it organics?

2742
01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:53,860
Genetically modified organics.

2743
01:21:53,860 --> 01:21:54,780
Organics?

2744
01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:56,020
I don't know what the O is.

2745
01:21:56,020 --> 01:22:00,180
Yeah, so it's been genetically modified to be bigger,

2746
01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:02,700
more flavorful, grow faster.

2747
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:06,260
More importantly, insect resistant.

2748
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:07,940
Correct.

2749
01:22:07,940 --> 01:22:11,180
Organisms, genetically modified organisms.

2750
01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:12,020
That's even worse.

2751
01:22:12,020 --> 01:22:13,620
That's gross.

2752
01:22:13,620 --> 01:22:16,060
Genetic material has been altered using

2753
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:18,180
genetic engineering techniques.

2754
01:22:18,180 --> 01:22:20,620
Exact definition of a genetically modified organism

2755
01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:22,100
what constitutes genetic engineering

2756
01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:25,140
varies with the most common organism altered

2757
01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:27,580
in a way that does not occur naturally

2758
01:22:27,580 --> 01:22:31,900
by mating or natural recombination.

2759
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:36,420
So based on this, we can come up with another reason

2760
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:43,220
why gender roles does not occur naturally by mating.

2761
01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:45,460
It says there is.

2762
01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:46,460
Right.

2763
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:48,620
So in theory, what they're doing, right?

2764
01:22:48,620 --> 01:22:54,500
If there is a strain of wheat that is naturally

2765
01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:58,700
immune to insects, then you have a strain of wheat

2766
01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:00,940
that is really heat resistant.

2767
01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:02,980
Then you have a strain of wheat that's this,

2768
01:23:02,980 --> 01:23:04,620
that's drought resistant.

2769
01:23:04,620 --> 01:23:06,020
Then you splice all that together.

2770
01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:10,180
And then you're taking all these characteristics

2771
01:23:10,180 --> 01:23:12,460
of all these different wheats, and you're putting them

2772
01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:14,580
together and genetically modifying it.

2773
01:23:14,580 --> 01:23:16,700
And then now you have the perfect wheat.

2774
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:18,420
It takes very little water.

2775
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:20,900
It doesn't wilt under intense heat.

2776
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:23,620
And it's naturally immune to insects.

2777
01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:26,620
And you don't have to spray it with insecticide.

2778
01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:29,860
So it doesn't sound like a bad thing.

2779
01:23:29,860 --> 01:23:31,780
But the problem is, and then you would

2780
01:23:31,780 --> 01:23:34,580
have scientists that are on both sides of the aisle on this one,

2781
01:23:34,580 --> 01:23:37,580
the problem is when it's genetically modified like that,

2782
01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:40,140
your body doesn't necessarily know what to do with it.

2783
01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:43,780
But the problem with scientists being on both sides of the aisle

2784
01:23:43,780 --> 01:23:48,380
is that half those scientists on the other side of the aisle

2785
01:23:48,380 --> 01:23:49,660
are being paid.

2786
01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:50,780
Yeah, yeah, you don't know who to trust.

2787
01:23:50,780 --> 01:23:53,380
It's kind of like climate change.

2788
01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:55,820
It's like all the people that think

2789
01:23:55,820 --> 01:23:59,100
that we're in a ruled a hurt because of climate change,

2790
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:01,060
they're all being fucking paid by the government.

2791
01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:02,900
They're being paid to say that, yes.

2792
01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:04,820
Well, they're not being paid.

2793
01:24:04,820 --> 01:24:08,140
They are being paid to say it, but they're

2794
01:24:08,140 --> 01:24:10,100
not going to be funded.

2795
01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:10,900
If they don't.

2796
01:24:10,900 --> 01:24:11,620
If they don't.

2797
01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:12,500
No, I understand that.

2798
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:15,980
We're going to fund you to do further, it's a rocket man.

2799
01:24:15,980 --> 01:24:17,220
To support our theory.

2800
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:19,260
So if they come out and say, yeah, I

2801
01:24:19,260 --> 01:24:23,180
know you just paid me $800,000 to prove that climate change is

2802
01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:26,300
happening, but based on the research I'm doing, it's not.

2803
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:28,220
In this crazy how politics.

2804
01:24:28,220 --> 01:24:33,180
We're not going to renew your grant.

2805
01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:35,300
It's crazy how politics will seep

2806
01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:40,100
into every single orifice of everything that we talk about.

2807
01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:41,500
It's just indirectly.

2808
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:42,020
Yeah.

2809
01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:43,020
Except hot dogs.

2810
01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:46,500
You know what I found was hilarious?

2811
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:52,260
The show that I recently just been reintroduced to

2812
01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:58,340
was the Family Ties with Michael J. Fox.

2813
01:24:58,340 --> 01:24:59,380
Not Michael Keaton.

2814
01:24:59,380 --> 01:25:00,900
Yeah, Michael J. Fox.

2815
01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:02,020
You're so wrong.

2816
01:25:02,020 --> 01:25:02,660
It is.

2817
01:25:02,660 --> 01:25:06,900
That show was hilarious.

2818
01:25:06,900 --> 01:25:10,380
I mean, it was cheesy as shit.

2819
01:25:10,380 --> 01:25:13,100
Now, it wasn't the whole Family Liberal, but Michael J. Fox

2820
01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:13,580
wasn't.

2821
01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:16,220
Yes, because I was listening to some of the stuff

2822
01:25:16,220 --> 01:25:19,100
that the dad was saying, and they were talking about

2823
01:25:19,100 --> 01:25:19,900
celebrating.

2824
01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:21,820
It was like, we haven't celebrated that much.

2825
01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:23,260
Nixon got thrown out.

2826
01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:26,340
And it was just like, it was just

2827
01:25:26,340 --> 01:25:29,820
the banter going on between Michael J. Fox and his family.

2828
01:25:29,820 --> 01:25:31,420
But can we do that now?

2829
01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:32,580
It's.

2830
01:25:32,580 --> 01:25:36,940
Can we have a show like that now where there's funny banter

2831
01:25:36,940 --> 01:25:41,140
in a family that is like multi-plugin' Roseanne,

2832
01:25:41,140 --> 01:25:42,900
but then they killed her off.

2833
01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:43,780
They killed her.

2834
01:25:43,780 --> 01:25:45,380
Well, I sent you that SNL clip.

2835
01:25:45,380 --> 01:25:46,340
Was it Roseanne?

2836
01:25:46,340 --> 01:25:48,340
Yes, based on one comment.

2837
01:25:48,340 --> 01:25:49,460
About the gorilla comment?

2838
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:52,620
Oh, well, she looked like a goddamn.

2839
01:25:52,620 --> 01:25:54,860
The comment was Valerie Jarrett.

2840
01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:55,540
Looks like.

2841
01:25:55,540 --> 01:25:56,460
Was it Valerie Jarrett?

2842
01:25:56,460 --> 01:25:59,020
She looked like the actor that played the woman on.

2843
01:25:59,020 --> 01:26:00,380
They showed Valerie Jarrett.

2844
01:26:00,380 --> 01:26:00,900
She does.

2845
01:26:00,900 --> 01:26:01,460
I don't give a fuck what they said.

2846
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:04,620
They showed Valerie Jarrett, and they showed Plant of the Apes.

2847
01:26:04,620 --> 01:26:05,580
She looks the same.

2848
01:26:05,580 --> 01:26:06,460
And that is what sunk.

2849
01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:08,020
It was the same bull haircut.

2850
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:08,500
Roseanne.

2851
01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:09,620
Roseanne, yeah.

2852
01:26:09,620 --> 01:26:11,140
It totally sunk her.

2853
01:26:11,140 --> 01:26:12,940
They took away her show.

2854
01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:14,620
It's her show.

2855
01:26:14,620 --> 01:26:15,700
And they continue the show.

2856
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:17,380
Is it doing well without her?

2857
01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:18,700
I have not watched one of those.

2858
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:19,620
I haven't watched.

2859
01:26:19,620 --> 01:26:22,420
Ever since they left it, I haven't watched it.

2860
01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:23,980
That show, I haven't watched it either.

2861
01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:27,380
In fact, I can't believe it's still on.

2862
01:26:27,380 --> 01:26:27,900
It still is?

2863
01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:30,740
It's probably still on because they are trying

2864
01:26:30,740 --> 01:26:31,860
to make a point, probably.

2865
01:26:31,860 --> 01:26:33,980
Yeah, this is so awful.

2866
01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:35,140
It's so awful.

2867
01:26:35,140 --> 01:26:38,980
I mean, and I know they're calling it a racist thing.

2868
01:26:38,980 --> 01:26:39,780
But it wasn't.

2869
01:26:39,780 --> 01:26:40,740
It was a.

2870
01:26:40,740 --> 01:26:42,060
I guess it is racist, though.

2871
01:26:42,060 --> 01:26:43,220
It's got to be racist, right?

2872
01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:44,700
It's got to be a racist.

2873
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,780
Is it racist?

2874
01:26:46,780 --> 01:26:48,820
OK, OK, OK.

2875
01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:50,180
Look at something in this room.

2876
01:26:50,180 --> 01:26:53,620
If I were to compare something A to B,

2877
01:26:53,620 --> 01:26:55,180
I don't give a fuck what it is.

2878
01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:58,540
Look at those two side by side pictures.

2879
01:26:58,540 --> 01:26:59,740
She has the bull haircut.

2880
01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:04,500
If I had a life-size bowling pin that was a black bowling pin

2881
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:08,620
with a tan top, and I said, you look like that bowling pin.

2882
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:09,380
Well, you know what?

2883
01:27:09,380 --> 01:27:10,980
With the red neck on it, right?

2884
01:27:10,980 --> 01:27:14,140
With a red neck and a tan top.

2885
01:27:14,140 --> 01:27:15,220
Would that be racist?

2886
01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:15,740
No.

2887
01:27:15,740 --> 01:27:17,060
No.

2888
01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:19,260
You're making an observation, kind of like.

2889
01:27:19,260 --> 01:27:20,500
You're making fun of him.

2890
01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:21,180
Right.

2891
01:27:21,180 --> 01:27:22,260
Is it making fun of me?

2892
01:27:22,260 --> 01:27:23,060
It's not racist.

2893
01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:24,420
It sure is.

2894
01:27:24,420 --> 01:27:26,380
Look, look over here, for example.

2895
01:27:26,380 --> 01:27:29,260
You're walking up there as like, I'm going to compare.

2896
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:29,780
I don't know.

2897
01:27:29,780 --> 01:27:30,940
That's rude.

2898
01:27:30,940 --> 01:27:32,660
I was going to say something about your hearing aids,

2899
01:27:32,660 --> 01:27:33,620
but it's just not working.

2900
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:34,940
Yeah, that's racist.

2901
01:27:34,940 --> 01:27:36,060
No, but it doesn't matter.

2902
01:27:36,060 --> 01:27:37,180
Oh, that's completely racist.

2903
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:39,580
All I'm doing is I'm making like a.

2904
01:27:39,580 --> 01:27:41,100
You're poking fun.

2905
01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:42,980
You're making fun of somebody.

2906
01:27:42,980 --> 01:27:44,060
You know, but are you.

2907
01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:49,820
So what if you were black and I compare to you to Cloud City's

2908
01:27:49,820 --> 01:27:50,740
security guards?

2909
01:27:50,740 --> 01:27:55,020
We know how the hearing aids that they wear,

2910
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:55,940
but they're oversized.

2911
01:27:55,940 --> 01:27:56,660
Oh, on Star Wars.

2912
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:57,180
On Star Wars.

2913
01:27:57,180 --> 01:27:57,900
On Clock Rock.

2914
01:27:57,900 --> 01:27:58,860
Remember those things?

2915
01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:00,660
Look at you throwing out a Cloud City.

2916
01:28:00,660 --> 01:28:01,900
Empire Strikes Back.

2917
01:28:01,900 --> 01:28:03,540
Well, that's where Lando was.

2918
01:28:03,540 --> 01:28:03,820
Yeah.

2919
01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:05,420
Well, I'm not making fun of your race.

2920
01:28:05,420 --> 01:28:06,500
I'm making fun of you.

2921
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,660
Right.

2922
01:28:07,660 --> 01:28:09,620
Right.

2923
01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:11,180
I'm not making fun of your race.

2924
01:28:11,180 --> 01:28:12,140
I'm making fun of you.

2925
01:28:12,140 --> 01:28:14,420
That should be a meme.

2926
01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:16,660
I wish someone would just spell it out for everybody.

2927
01:28:16,660 --> 01:28:19,260
But the thing is, Valerie Jarrett is black.

2928
01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:20,140
She is.

2929
01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:22,140
And they compared her.

2930
01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:23,180
She doesn't look black, though.

2931
01:28:23,180 --> 01:28:25,660
And Roseanne compared her to an ape.

2932
01:28:25,660 --> 01:28:27,140
Look, she doesn't look black.

2933
01:28:27,140 --> 01:28:27,660
She looks.

2934
01:28:27,660 --> 01:28:30,460
I know, but Roseanne compared her to an ape.

2935
01:28:30,460 --> 01:28:30,940
But look.

2936
01:28:30,940 --> 01:28:32,060
You can't get away with that.

2937
01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:35,660
She could be half Indian, half Jamaican, or quarter Jamaican.

2938
01:28:35,660 --> 01:28:38,540
What is Kamala, Kamal Tal Harris?

2939
01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:39,700
Indian and Jamaican.

2940
01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:40,540
Yeah.

2941
01:28:40,540 --> 01:28:41,060
Hold on.

2942
01:28:41,060 --> 01:28:42,100
I thought she was Chinese.

2943
01:28:42,100 --> 01:28:42,460
No.

2944
01:28:42,460 --> 01:28:42,860
Indian.

2945
01:28:42,860 --> 01:28:43,740
Asian.

2946
01:28:43,740 --> 01:28:44,540
But you see my point.

2947
01:28:44,540 --> 01:28:45,100
But India is Asia.

2948
01:28:45,100 --> 01:28:45,780
You see my point.

2949
01:28:45,780 --> 01:28:47,780
She can't get away with that.

2950
01:28:47,780 --> 01:28:49,020
She can't get away with that.

2951
01:28:49,020 --> 01:28:50,380
Well, you're saying that was bad.

2952
01:28:50,380 --> 01:28:51,020
We'll see.

2953
01:28:51,020 --> 01:28:52,620
Roseanne made a huge mistake.

2954
01:28:52,620 --> 01:28:55,260
But now, should she have her whole show be taken from her?

2955
01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:55,860
I don't think so.

2956
01:28:55,860 --> 01:28:56,340
No.

2957
01:28:56,340 --> 01:28:57,140
I think it's stupid.

2958
01:28:57,140 --> 01:28:57,620
No.

2959
01:28:57,620 --> 01:28:58,180
It's retarded.

2960
01:28:58,180 --> 01:29:01,220
Someone compared her to Austin Powers.

2961
01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:01,780
Right?

2962
01:29:01,780 --> 01:29:02,940
I mean, is that racist?

2963
01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:03,740
It is racist.

2964
01:29:03,740 --> 01:29:06,020
Comparing a white man to Valerie Jarrett?

2965
01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:07,060
That's a racist.

2966
01:29:07,060 --> 01:29:08,060
With British teeth?

2967
01:29:08,060 --> 01:29:08,980
With British teeth?

2968
01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:12,260
I would kill them.

2969
01:29:12,260 --> 01:29:13,580
I don't know, guys.

2970
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:17,220
We live in a crazy world where you can lose your TV

2971
01:29:17,220 --> 01:29:19,500
show over one was even.

2972
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,620
Would she say it, or did she tweet it?

2973
01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:22,420
She tweeted it.

2974
01:29:22,420 --> 01:29:23,140
I don't know.

2975
01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:26,380
You can lose your entire TV show and career.

2976
01:29:26,380 --> 01:29:27,500
Overnight.

2977
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:28,380
Overnight.

2978
01:29:28,380 --> 01:29:30,580
It was the career girl.

2979
01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:33,420
The Mandalorian.

2980
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,180
She lost her career.

2981
01:29:35,180 --> 01:29:37,740
In fact, there was something that came out this past week

2982
01:29:37,740 --> 01:29:38,260
where.

2983
01:29:38,260 --> 01:29:39,220
Who did?

2984
01:29:39,220 --> 01:29:40,020
Gina Carano.

2985
01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:40,900
Gina Carano.

2986
01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:41,860
Oh, yeah.

2987
01:29:41,860 --> 01:29:42,740
Is she coming back?

2988
01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:43,420
She will.

2989
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:46,420
They were going to bring her back for the demand

2990
01:29:46,420 --> 01:29:47,980
was for her to come back.

2991
01:29:47,980 --> 01:29:50,780
And the direction from the director

2992
01:29:50,780 --> 01:29:54,700
was that they were going to re-embark on something.

2993
01:29:54,700 --> 01:29:59,540
And then after further, they decided to squash it.

2994
01:29:59,540 --> 01:30:01,420
They're not going to bring it back.

2995
01:30:01,420 --> 01:30:02,340
She's fucked.

2996
01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:03,820
And it wasn't even her tweet.

2997
01:30:03,820 --> 01:30:06,220
She retweeted it.

2998
01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:08,220
And all she was saying was comparing

2999
01:30:08,220 --> 01:30:12,460
the actions of politicians to what was happening

3000
01:30:12,460 --> 01:30:20,860
in pre-Nazi Germany or Nazi Germany, which is not that crazy.

3001
01:30:20,860 --> 01:30:22,220
Honestly, it's not that crazy.

3002
01:30:22,220 --> 01:30:23,300
You know what else is not crazy?

3003
01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:24,740
A lot of the actions that have happened

3004
01:30:24,740 --> 01:30:26,020
in this country in the last two years.

3005
01:30:26,020 --> 01:30:27,220
Anybody that goes out.

3006
01:30:27,220 --> 01:30:28,420
A lot of comparisons.

3007
01:30:28,420 --> 01:30:32,340
And buys a bottle of this Penelope.

3008
01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:33,380
This Pien-lope.

3009
01:30:33,380 --> 01:30:34,340
Pien-lope.

3010
01:30:34,340 --> 01:30:35,060
Pien-i.

3011
01:30:35,060 --> 01:30:36,020
Pen-ay.

3012
01:30:36,020 --> 01:30:37,060
Pen-ay-lope.

3013
01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:37,780
Pen-ay-lope.

3014
01:30:37,780 --> 01:30:38,460
Pen-ay-lope.

3015
01:30:38,460 --> 01:30:40,300
It's Pen-ay-lope.

3016
01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:41,100
I enjoyed it.

3017
01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:41,860
It's really good.

3018
01:30:41,860 --> 01:30:43,060
We're going to have more of that.

3019
01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:45,100
Usually, I feel this way on the second half.

3020
01:30:45,100 --> 01:30:46,860
I feel this way on the first half.

3021
01:30:46,860 --> 01:30:47,860
I plan on having.

3022
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:48,660
You're shooting it.

3023
01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:52,060
I plan on having more during the break.

3024
01:30:52,060 --> 01:30:53,140
We have a different one.

3025
01:30:53,140 --> 01:30:54,740
You know what I would like to open?

3026
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:57,060
We started out the this.

3027
01:30:57,060 --> 01:31:00,300
We started out talking about grills, and grilling,

3028
01:31:00,300 --> 01:31:01,980
and smoking.

3029
01:31:01,980 --> 01:31:02,580
Smoking meat.

3030
01:31:02,580 --> 01:31:03,500
You want to talk about that?

3031
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:04,540
I want to open with that.

3032
01:31:04,540 --> 01:31:06,980
Because we talked about charcoal.

3033
01:31:06,980 --> 01:31:08,900
And I know that he finds it boring because it's not

3034
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:10,300
a sexual fetish.

3035
01:31:10,300 --> 01:31:14,660
But when smoking meat turns me on.

3036
01:31:14,660 --> 01:31:15,300
It does me.

3037
01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:16,140
I love smoking meat.

3038
01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:17,140
And I'm Paul.

3039
01:31:17,140 --> 01:31:17,660
I'm Jeff.

3040
01:31:17,660 --> 01:31:18,140
I'm Sean.

3041
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:18,900
And I'm concerned.

3042
01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:21,740
Does Jerry know that you like smoking his meat?

3043
01:31:21,740 --> 01:31:22,900
He didn't smoke his meat.

3044
01:31:22,900 --> 01:31:23,400
No.

3045
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:23,740
No.

3046
01:31:23,740 --> 01:31:24,260
All right.

3047
01:31:24,260 --> 01:31:27,180
We'll catch you guys on the flip side.