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Someone doesn't have their headphones on yet.

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Hey Sean, you want to join us?

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Alright.

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Okay.

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Hi, welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Paul.

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I'm Jeff.

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And this is Hot Rockin' Shaggin' Sean.

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Welcome to the show.

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Sean Cruz.

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Hi, I'm not a Bill Passerby.

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I'm Sean Cruz.

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Okay, so yeah, I think maybe some of the alcohol is kicking in.

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No.

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No, we're just being obnoxious.

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Oh, you are anyway.

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Alright, so we're going back to the well in the second half here.

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We're going to the Clyde Maze.

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Oh yeah.

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What well are you referring to?

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Well, back to the 90 plus bourbon vault.

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Because when I think of well, you've got tiers of booze and the well is the bottom line.

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No, no, okay.

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I should have said the vault.

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This is one of the upper tier that we really, really enjoyed.

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Yeah.

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So, I mean, not often do we go back to the vault and pull out one that we've had, but

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I don't think we have enough new ones right now.

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This is a five year.

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What was wrong with what we were just looking at?

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This is a five year.

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He's just pulling up different stuff.

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So you know, I'll tell you what, fuck this conversation.

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What about that Hanna, the McKenna 10 year?

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I know.

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We're super excited.

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By the way, we drank two thirds of that.

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You did.

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Who did?

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What?

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We drank two thirds of that.

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Shut the fuck up.

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You did the piece of shit over here.

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We drank two thirds of that bottle.

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It's like I come over here and I have like, I take home my complimentary loaf of bread

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and I leave with half.

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I'm struggling to remember that we that we went into one of the bottles.

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Yeah.

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Sean, Sean crack it open on the ride to we just have.

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Are you kidding me?

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You don't remember that?

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And you wonder why your wife has issues with you thinking that we I was super excited because

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we had such a ding dong.

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We went to the car together to fill up our cups.

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You're telling me you don't remember that.

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Hold on.

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Friday is a blur.

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Why is it a blur?

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This is birthday.

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It was my drink that much.

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You had to get up.

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Did you go to visit Terrell after you left the room to Nashville?

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Well that's what I was thinking.

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Why would you?

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I mean, you drink just as much as I did.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Oh, do we go to the rail yard?

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Yes, we did.

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Oh my God.

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We went to the rail yard.

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Correct.

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Oh, and then we went back to the car and and we were trying bad on the brakes.

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Correct.

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OK, hold on.

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It's coming back to me.

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So anyway, we found a unicorn.

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We did.

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We found three bottles of it.

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Three bottles.

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But cannot.

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Here's what's sad.

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Yes.

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Let me let me set the stage here.

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So we we go to our listeners know this.

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We go into Total Wine almost every week.

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OK, and we know a couple of guys that work there now.

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They recognize us when we're walking.

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We're regulars or VIP.

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Yeah, we're VIP.

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I prefer VIPs.

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I think it's other people say losers, maybe.

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Anyway, so we walk in and it's the same two.

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We have to kind of work that session.

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I guess they're the bourbon guys.

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Yes.

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OK, so we walk in there and I'm like, hey, what's going on, man?

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Here we are.

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And his face like a cheech, his face lights up and he goes, follow me.

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And I'm like, oh, shit, this is good.

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He's never done this before.

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Oh, Miyagi.

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Yeah, I was like, oh, my God.

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He was turned around.

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And when you guys I was like, oh, my God, I don't know where he's taking us.

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This is going to be awesome.

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He walks over to the Henry McKenna.

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He goes, look at that, look at this.

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And it was the unicorn, three bottles of the unicorn.

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And it was the 10 year Henry McKenna that you can't find that he at least here.

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You cannot find it anywhere.

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Well, this is the this is the one we read about.

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Right.

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We read about you have to go buy another bottle because it won the where it's gone.

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We had the last three.

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I should you not.

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Those were the last three.

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And he asked what he said.

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We're not getting any more.

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He said, I have no idea.

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We're going to get more of this and it's been months since he's seen it.

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That's why we're talking.

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That's why it was a big deal.

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And so anyway, so that that won like some San Francisco award that we read about a bourbon

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of the year, I think.

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Yeah, we read about it.

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And then from that moment on, poof, couldn't find it, couldn't find it anywhere.

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Anyway, so we picked up three unicorns and that was I'll tell you what, we'll finish

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it off for the Halloween party.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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We'll be here.

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But guess what?

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I have my own unicorn bottle.

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Yeah, I can do what I want with it.

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But mine has already been opened.

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Maybe I'll take it with me to Colorado.

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I'll have that.

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No, no.

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Yeah, I think I will.

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No.

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I'll tell you what.

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Why don't you take Jeff's?

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I put mine in the safe.

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I'm in.

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I put mine in my safe.

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Mine's under locking.

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I'm going to say.

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You get your guns and your ammo and your bottle of Henry McKenna tenure.

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So yeah, so we that's kind of the first time we found one of those.

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Oh, yeah.

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Unicorns, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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And it took us being VIPs.

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Yeah.

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And a few years of us doing this.

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Actually, how long?

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Two years?

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That was so funny.

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He he didn't even say hi.

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I know.

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Like I said, hey, man, how's it going?

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He looked at me and his eyes got big.

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And that's when he was like, follow me.

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It was hilarious.

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It was hilarious.

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I knew something was different that day.

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Anyway, so OK, yeah.

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And you're right.

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We against it was really good stuff.

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It was really good.

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I get against what have been my advice.

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I was like, man, we got to hold this for like special occasions.

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But there's Sean.

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Dude, fuck you.

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It was your birthday.

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You son of a bitch.

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I love that.

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No, I'm I didn't see any of you guys breaking yours open for your birthday.

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I mean, what kind because you broke your I spent I spent a C note.

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A C note before that that I care.

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Oh, yes.

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I'm just saying.

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And then I open up a bottle of bourbon.

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I know you did.

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You did it right.

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You did it right on that night.

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Yeah.

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What what did you I'm waiting for your gift.

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I bought it the real yard.

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You you bought it the real yard.

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Yeah.

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I don't know that anybody which by the way, I never closed my tab and they don't keep your

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car.

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Shit.

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No, no, no.

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What does that mean?

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That's not true.

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That's not true.

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If you if you I know this, I know this.

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So if you if when you open your tab and you don't close it, whatever's on your tab, they

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add 20 percent and close it for you.

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I'm good with that.

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I'm 100 percent good with that because I definitely did not close my tab, but they don't hold

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the card anymore.

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They use.

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Yeah, that's really great.

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Yeah, they scan it.

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Yeah, that's much better.

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Whatever.

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I wonder how many people like me, you know, a lot, you know, don't they don't walk the

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tab, but they just forget.

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Well, you know, shit happens.

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Yeah.

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Anyway.

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So yeah, that sounds good.

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So and it was really good.

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It was really good.

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God, I mean, the McKenna and when we winded up, we get we're drinking out of fucking styrofoam

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cups, too.

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Yes.

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We didn't do it justice.

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Well, you know what?

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That's stupid.

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Look, honestly, we went to Jake's Burger Place to set up the bar.

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Not impressed with the service that we got.

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No, not at all.

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No, I don't care.

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She was cute.

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Fuck her.

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She well, here's the thing.

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Service.

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She was the only one working the I don't care.

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I don't care.

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I don't fucking care.

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I know.

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You know, it's just like on a Friday night staff at seven o'clock.

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Staff.

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Yeah.

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Take care of business during happy hour.

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I agree.

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On a Friday night.

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Where was the manager at?

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Well, and I'll tell you what, if she if she was overwhelmed, at least she could have been

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like, hey, guys, I'm trying.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just me tonight.

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Somebody called in sick.

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You know, I'm working.

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I'm doing the best I can.

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And we would have been like, oh, no, don't worry about it.

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How do I do today?

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My name is Alexa.

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I was like, bitch, please.

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You don't think her name is Alexa?

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I don't know what her name was.

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I think it was Mercedes.

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Raquel.

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No, what's the other?

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Siri.

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Her name is Siri.

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Yeah.

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Either Siri or Alexa.

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Hold on.

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We're being visited.

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Our producer is bringing us something to eat.

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Thin mints.

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Not just something to eat.

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Our producer just brought us over.

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Seven year old.

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What's this?

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What's the match bill on this?

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They taste fresh.

275
00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,320
Well, they would.

276
00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:35,000
Well, these things are what they store in tornado shelters.

277
00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,920
They last for a hundred years.

278
00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:37,920
I believe it.

279
00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,440
Probably don't have the preservatives in there.

280
00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,440
It's basically mint flavored Crisco.

281
00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:46,400
It's what fucking cockroaches live on.

282
00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,240
Now try your Clyde Mays after eating a thin mint.

283
00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,240
Oh, well, there you go.

284
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,120
I thought you were such a dessert.

285
00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,640
Anyway, the Clyde Mays, we never really talked about it.

286
00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,440
It is the special reserve.

287
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,440
It's not good.

288
00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,440
Oh, it's not?

289
00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,520
I didn't think it was good after the.

290
00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,760
It's a special reserve.

291
00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,840
It's the Clyde Mays with the red label.

292
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:15,440
The special reserve whiskey, 110 proof.

293
00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,440
And I like it.

294
00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,680
It's significantly hotter than the last bourbon.

295
00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,000
Well, it's 10 degrees hotter.

296
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000
Yeah.

297
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,040
Well, just even the mouth is.

298
00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,080
Well, back in the throat too.

299
00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,080
Yeah.

300
00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:34,680
So my CIO, I was chatting with him when we went to the Fredericksburg the same weekend

301
00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:35,680
along with my boss.

302
00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,680
It was by chance.

303
00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:40,480
They were going to a wedding and we were celebrating our 25th and we all met there and we're like,

304
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,760
oh, well, let's go to the Gears and Brothers together.

305
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,120
So I spent some time with him.

306
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,680
We were talking about the podcast, talking about bourbon.

307
00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,680
He loves bourbon.

308
00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,520
This is his go to is Clyde Mays.

309
00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,160
This particular one or just.

310
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,160
You know what?

311
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,240
And that's what I asked him because I said, you know what, there's there's a big docket

312
00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,720
or a big, you know, a big range of Clyde Mays.

313
00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,520
They have like at least four, don't they?

314
00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,040
I have like eight, 10.

315
00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,040
Really?

316
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,040
Really?

317
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,160
Well, we have three and they have a rye.

318
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,160
We have this red label.

319
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:11,040
We have the regular Clyde Mays and then which is an Alabama whiskey, I think.

320
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,800
And then we have the black label as well.

321
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,800
I got you.

322
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,800
OK.

323
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,800
The shut the shuttle motor home.

324
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:22,480
I don't think you guys are saying it right.

325
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,480
The shuttle.

326
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,560
I hope that one there.

327
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,760
The reserve cast right straight right.

328
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,760
Damn, you're not lying.

329
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,760
There's a whole bunch.

330
00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:30,760
So there's the right.

331
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,960
We have that one.

332
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,760
We have that one and that one.

333
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:34,760
Yeah, you do not have.

334
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760
We do not have the alabama style.

335
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,760
We do not have.

336
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,200
I want to get the Alabama style.

337
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,400
Isn't that in the fancy like?

338
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:45,000
But I'm ding ding ding ding ding ding.

339
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,400
Alabama.

340
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,080
By the way, that's not Alabama.

341
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,880
What's the Alabama style right there?

342
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:50,880
We've talked about this before.

343
00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:51,880
Bitch.

344
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,880
No, no, no, no.

345
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,240
What you're saying is the song you're singing deliverance.

346
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,560
Was that was that Kentucky or Tennessee or come on?

347
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,560
Tell me what's wrong with this board?

348
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,560
Deliverance.

349
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,560
Yeah, deliverance.

350
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,560
Yeah, they were.

351
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:09,640
Yeah, they were weekend warriors going where they were hunting in Nevada.

352
00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:14,280
No, no, they were rafting right down the river.

353
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:19,320
New Mexico negative on the Appalachian Arizona, Georgia, Utah, Georgia.

354
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,320
Yeah, it was Georgia.

355
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,800
On the Appalachians, which is that's the bottom.

356
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,800
I need to go watch that again.

357
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,800
I watched it once.

358
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,480
I think I was in middle school when I watched it.

359
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,960
Well, I mean, it was quite disturbing.

360
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,960
Very disturbing.

361
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,960
Anyway, Alabama style.

362
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,960
All right.

363
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,960
We have not had that one.

364
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:36,960
Well, we're going to look for that one.

365
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,960
Oh, that's there.

366
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:38,960
What does that mean?

367
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,960
Alabama style.

368
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,960
Yeah, I've seen it.

369
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,960
I've never seen it.

370
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,960
It's in the whiskey aisle.

371
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:43,960
It's not the bourbon aisle.

372
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:44,960
And what does that mean?

373
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:45,960
Alabama style.

374
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,960
And that's got a trademark on it.

375
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:47,960
Well, click it.

376
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,040
Click on the they do the whiskey there.

377
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,960
That's where I don't know what makes it the coating of the mouth.

378
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,840
This is flavor case and actual whole mouth experience.

379
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,840
Burst of caramel.

380
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:02,480
That doesn't make it Alabama style.

381
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,480
Warm apple cider.

382
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:08,600
I don't know what makes it out there, but I think this this strikes me as it's only

383
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,600
eighty five proof, which strikes.

384
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,400
It's ninety four percent approval rate.

385
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,440
Yeah, it strikes me as more like a dessert.

386
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,160
You know how we love TX whiskey.

387
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,160
Yeah.

388
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,160
And we all like, oh my God.

389
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,160
This is like a dessert.

390
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,160
Granted, it was only eighty proof, right?

391
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,640
This is only eighty five proof.

392
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:29,160
Well, this Friday when we go to Total Wine, we'll inquire.

393
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,160
We'll get it.

394
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,200
Well, I'm going to be in Colorado.

395
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,400
Maybe we'll get another unicorn hunting elk.

396
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,320
Actually, I'm hunting unicorn because elk aren't real.

397
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,320
They're not real creatures.

398
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,320
Yes.

399
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,040
You have as much luck finding tenure McKenna as you are a elk.

400
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,080
Yeah, but from one.

401
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:49,400
You had mentioned that there are well, first of all, is the group still the same that's

402
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,400
going up there?

403
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,400
It is.

404
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,400
And how many people are that?

405
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,200
It'll be six of us total.

406
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,200
Six total.

407
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,720
So and has anybody gotten anything over the last couple of years?

408
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,400
Not when I've been there in the last.

409
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,040
So this is the third year I'm going.

410
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,020
So I've been there twice.

411
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:11,800
But one of them, I think, did maybe ten years ago.

412
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,020
So they've been doing this for a while.

413
00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,120
And it's not often.

414
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:19,640
It's not often that they that they that we're lucky as a group.

415
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,800
Sounds like you guys need to change your strategy.

416
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,800
I think we need to change our location.

417
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,040
Yes, could be.

418
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,240
I think that's what is anybody doing like research on?

419
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,760
Yeah, I mean, apparently they are.

420
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:37,720
I mean, and I will tell you that the elk are there because we where we're hiking, there's

421
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,560
tracks and and droppings everywhere.

422
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,560
Boop.

423
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,560
Boop.

424
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,680
They just know where to.

425
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,200
They're not stupid.

426
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,940
Like like you.

427
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,400
I mean, like camping.

428
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,400
All these camps are around.

429
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,400
I have a solution.

430
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,400
Yes, go.

431
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,840
Here we go.

432
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,600
So the elk are smart.

433
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,600
They are smart.

434
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,040
So you're not going to hunt them at night.

435
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,160
And they're really good smellers.

436
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,520
So what you got to do is then they're all around you because at night you wake up, you

437
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,840
go take a pee, walk 10 feet.

438
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,440
You're like, fuck, there's elk shit in tracks right here.

439
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,440
Just get a silencer.

440
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,120
Well, one of them stuck their head in our RV.

441
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,120
Wow.

442
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,160
So they at night, they know that he was the one that took the third lick on the tootsie

443
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,160
roll pop.

444
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,160
Yep.

445
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,160
Do you smell the gas?

446
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,040
He went back to the crown and goes, these are the idiots that smell like gas.

447
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,040
Yeah.

448
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,040
Just like far side.

449
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,040
Yeah.

450
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,040
Yeah.

451
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,920
They're like, hey, Bob, come take us out.

452
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:33,640
So here is Dustin gasoline and he wants to have a solution from New York.

453
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,640
Drug them.

454
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,640
Can you believe this shit?

455
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,640
Got the fuck out of here.

456
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,640
Drug them.

457
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640
That's hilarious.

458
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,440
So hang some treats on the tree.

459
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,360
Oh, wait a second.

460
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,000
And then when the morning comes, they're kind of staggering around.

461
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,800
Oh, they're going to walk around like a bunch of drunken teenagers to start popping them

462
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,800
off.

463
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,840
But it's not nighttime.

464
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,840
That's what I'm saying.

465
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:53,920
Bingo.

466
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,300
That seems like it's in the true spirit of hunters.

467
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,840
So if you shoot one at nighttime, what happens to you?

468
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:03,400
Your group has fucking killed an elk in a decade.

469
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,400
I get it.

470
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,360
And you want to be with some man?

471
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:11,520
Well, I will tell you that there are some people that probably bend the rules because

472
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,520
they don't care.

473
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,520
They're tired of not killing one.

474
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,520
I mean, what's the sense?

475
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,960
You put a fuse, they don't do that.

476
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:22,760
Well, I would just say, hey, we hang a few THC lollipops from the tree and see what's,

477
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,280
you know, have them look it up.

478
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,280
Great.

479
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,200
I mean, you're going to be in Colorado anyways.

480
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200
Right.

481
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,200
It's legal.

482
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,200
Yeah.

483
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200
It's a legal form of hunting.

484
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,200
Exactly right.

485
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,200
And just think about it.

486
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:42,320
If they just the THC and you shoot them, you could probably experience the same THC.

487
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,440
We have to eat.

488
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,120
Oh, it'll still be in their deep.

489
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,640
It'll be in there and you'll be like, eat the heart, like cut it out.

490
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,600
Oh, and they get high as shit.

491
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,600
Like Temple of Doom.

492
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,080
Oh, and I've got elk blood all over my face and neck.

493
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,760
I'm going to pass on standing on the carcass.

494
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:05,000
I was trying to think what it was.

495
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,120
I was like, what the fuck was that word?

496
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,640
You know what we're talking about, of course.

497
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,640
Yeah.

498
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,840
Well, the Indiana Jones, the skulls.

499
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,720
I'm going to pull it out of his carcass with it still beating.

500
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:23,840
Yeah, that's where they put them in the little chamber, the little chamber coffin thing.

501
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,640
And they were lowering them down into the lava.

502
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,640
Sure they ripped the heart out.

503
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,640
Yeah.

504
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,600
Oh, Dr. Jones, you got to you need to go to the other little kid.

505
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,600
Short round.

506
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,600
Hold on.

507
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,600
Were you the little kid?

508
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,600
Yeah, that was a little short.

509
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,600
That was good.

510
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,600
Sure.

511
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,000
For me to recognize it was the little kid.

512
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Dr. Jones.

513
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Now you lost.

514
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Oh, I hate.

515
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
There he is.

516
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:53,920
Yeah, he reminds me that's going to be me.

517
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,040
There's a picture of Indiana Jones.

518
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,320
He looks fucking ripped right there.

519
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,400
Look at him.

520
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,400
He was ripped.

521
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:03,480
Do you think they superimpose that on Arnold Schwarzenegger's body?

522
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,400
Man, I'll tell you what, that's the reason why he got Allie McBeal.

523
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:11,040
He was younger than us there is what it is.

524
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,040
What's your name?

525
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040
Allie McBeal.

526
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,640
Yeah, I know what's her name though.

527
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,640
The real name.

528
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640
Allie.

529
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,640
Allie McBeal.

530
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,640
It's Sundance Moon.

531
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,640
I have no idea.

532
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,640
Her real name.

533
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:25,640
I thought Allie McBeal was her real name.

534
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,400
Definitely not Allie Sheehy.

535
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,040
Allie McBeal is the stupid show.

536
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,040
Oh, well.

537
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,040
Calista Flockhart.

538
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,040
Calista Flockhart.

539
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,040
Damn.

540
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,040
Look at that pooped out of my ass.

541
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,040
That is amazing.

542
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,040
How you just pull that shit out of your ass.

543
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,280
You know why he knows that?

544
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,280
I don't know.

545
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,240
Because she's rated on the largest breasts of actresses.

546
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,360
She's got tiny breasts.

547
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,360
Oh, well.

548
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,360
Yeah, she's like flat.

549
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,040
So you meant smallest breasts.

550
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,040
Well, breasts.

551
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,440
I mean he appreciates all of them I guess.

552
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,440
Yeah, it's fantastic.

553
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,440
Good for you.

554
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,440
Because a lot of women are self-conscious about that.

555
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,440
Anyway.

556
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,440
So yes, my elk trip.

557
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,440
Yes.

558
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,440
Dr. Jones.

559
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,440
I'm going to miss everything on Friday.

560
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,440
I'm going to miss the Halloween party.

561
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,200
I'm going to miss podcasts next week.

562
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200
I'm going to miss.

563
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,200
Look, look, look, look.

564
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,240
First of all, look, I'm happy that you're having these experiences.

565
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:14,880
But seriously, seriously, you're spreading yourself.

566
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,200
I'm happy you're having these experiences.

567
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,200
I don't want to be like the Debbie Downer here.

568
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,640
But it's a long time.

569
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,840
I'm not talking about the podcast.

570
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,760
It's just like, you know, what the hell, man?

571
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,760
Are you going to miss me?

572
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,760
No, no, no, no.

573
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,760
We have starting to feel a little emotional vibe here.

574
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760
We have resp...

575
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,440
No, no, you're strumming that wrong guitar.

576
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,040
He's going to want a spoon tonight.

577
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,040
He?

578
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,320
I mean on my birthday on Friday, he went all out.

579
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,040
He broke into his unicorn.

580
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,680
He bought me lunch and drinks.

581
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,680
I think he's going to miss me.

582
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,120
He was humping your leg.

583
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,120
Oh, OK.

584
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120
You lost me there.

585
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,120
You don't remember that, do you?

586
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,120
I was with you until humping my leg.

587
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,520
Well, you don't remember doing the bourbon.

588
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,120
So I just figured I'd throw that in there.

589
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,120
God, that's awful.

590
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,520
How did I not remember that?

591
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:02,160
It's probably because it was doubled up with Nashville and we drank a freaking whole half

592
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,360
gallon of Henry McKenna.

593
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,360
The bad stuff?

594
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360
What?

595
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,360
Whole half gallon.

596
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,360
When was this?

597
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,360
It was past the weekend.

598
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,600
The next day.

599
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,880
Friday was my birthday.

600
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,720
We did all the stuff we were talking about.

601
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,680
And then the next morning we flew to Nashville to go watch the Titans and Chiefs, which is

602
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,400
why my voice sounds like shit.

603
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,960
So did you see any interesting bourbons while you were out there?

604
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,040
You know, here's the frustrating part.

605
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,480
So you had a birthday.

606
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,080
Your birthday was Friday.

607
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,720
And then so we went out and did our thing.

608
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,840
And we dipped into the bottle of the tenure McKenna.

609
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,840
We did.

610
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,840
You're welcome.

611
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:45,640
And the very next day, 7.30, you probably got up at 5.30 in the morning and got ready,

612
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:49,600
headed to the airport and maybe five.

613
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,600
I don't know.

614
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,480
I don't remember how early it was, but it was pretty early.

615
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,760
Did you just go straight to the airport from the rail yard?

616
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,760
I did not.

617
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,760
I did.

618
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,760
I did sleep.

619
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,000
Yeah, I went to bed, which I thought was a good idea.

620
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:05,000
So you head out there and you get there and you drive from the airport straight to the

621
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
hotel?

622
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,240
No, we get picked up by our Kansas City friends.

623
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,960
They're their Chiefs fans.

624
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960
And this is what we do.

625
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,440
If the Titans and Chiefs play each other, no matter where it is, either Arrowhead or

626
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,440
Nashville.

627
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,440
They're in London next year.

628
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,440
We.

629
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440
Great.

630
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,440
I promise you we'll go.

631
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,440
You need a vaccine shot.

632
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,280
This guy is willing to spend.

633
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:30,280
He's going to Vegas to watch the Chiefs and the Raiders.

634
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,080
And they're like $700 a ticket.

635
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,000
I'm like, dude, I can't do that.

636
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
I can't do this.

637
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,600
And he was like, well, yeah, I don't want to pay that either.

638
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,960
And they're telling me to wait because, you know, the closer it gets to game time, they

639
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,040
don't want to like eat them.

640
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,040
So the price starts plummeting.

641
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,400
And I was like, well, shit, man, that's a risk.

642
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,000
Because then you may not get one.

643
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,640
Well, you go to Vegas and have fun.

644
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,880
And then you have fun anyway and watch it at home.

645
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,880
Watch it in your Airbnb.

646
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,880
I get it.

647
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,300
But anyway, so yeah, he's he's pulling up the money.

648
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,040
But I'm not I'm not there.

649
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,960
But anyway, so if they play each other, we we have a pact that we're going to go watch

650
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,440
the game together wherever it is.

651
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,700
So this time it was in Nashville.

652
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:09,960
And despite being at home for the Titans, the freaking Chiefs were favored by almost

653
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960
five points.

654
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,960
Why?

655
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,600
They're not that good because the Chiefs are apparently they were the Super Bowl two years

656
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,600
ago.

657
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,600
I know.

658
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,600
Well, and then.

659
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,600
I remember those two years.

660
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,600
Well, I know.

661
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,280
But they got beat in the AFC Championship game and they look terrible.

662
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,400
Who would they get beat by?

663
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,040
Pats or I'm sorry, the Bucks.

664
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,520
No, no, no.

665
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,520
Bucks are on the NFC.

666
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,880
Who they get beaten by to get to the Titans.

667
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,040
No, no, no.

668
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,120
Who was in the Super Bowl last year?

669
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,120
The Buccaneers and Baltimore.

670
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,440
Shit, I don't remember.

671
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:46,280
Anyway, remember, whoever whoever got to the Super Bowl beat the Chiefs.

672
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,280
Miami.

673
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,480
It was not Miami.

674
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,480
I think it was the Bengals.

675
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,480
Could be.

676
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,480
Could be this year.

677
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,480
Could be.

678
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,480
I know they're looking good.

679
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,080
Titans and Bengals could be looking good.

680
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,440
I don't know who it was last year.

681
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,720
Anyway, so New Orleans.

682
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,840
Anyway, but the point is, no, that's NFC.

683
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,840
What's wrong with you?

684
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,840
God, we.

685
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
Chicago.

686
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,840
NFC.

687
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,160
Are we going to go through all 36?

688
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,040
So Buccaneers Buccaneers is NFC.

689
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,040
Oh, my God.

690
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,400
Do I need to Google this?

691
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,040
Yes, it's pathetic that we don't know this.

692
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,840
Our listeners are screaming it, but we don't have a phone line.

693
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,240
Right now, the phones are lighting up.

694
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,440
Was it the Rams?

695
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440
That is NFC.

696
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:27,920
OK, maybe we need to go over the FC versus the NFC.

697
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,000
I know the Bengals conference and I know the Cowboys conference.

698
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
So outside of that.

699
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
So hold on.

700
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,440
I don't pay attention to the rest of Cincinnati is AFC.

701
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,440
Well, it's the Buccaneers and Chiefs.

702
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,480
Yeah, it was Super Bowl in 2021.

703
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,720
That's what I said.

704
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,000
They beat the shit out of them.

705
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,840
OK, but they made it to the Super Bowl.

706
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,440
I thought you said they look like I thought you said they didn't get to the Super Bowl.

707
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,720
No, you said they didn't.

708
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,440
Yeah, you said you said you made it sound like you made it sound like they didn't make

709
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,760
it sound like it.

710
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,120
They made it to the Super Bowl.

711
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,400
I don't care if they lost 31 to nine.

712
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,480
They got made it to the Super Bowl and the year before that they won.

713
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,840
Yeah, but they suck.

714
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,880
OK, well, this year they're struggling.

715
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880
Good.

716
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,480
OK, it will check this.

717
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,040
The Titans freaking crush them.

718
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,160
Start to finish.

719
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,000
It was twenty seven to nothing in the first half.

720
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,760
Second half, Chiefs get the ball drive down, struggle in the red zone, kick a field goal

721
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,200
and it ended at twenty seven to three.

722
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,640
No one scored for the rest of the game and the Titans were holding the ball and not all

723
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,960
that interest in scoring.

724
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,800
It was a boring second half.

725
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,960
No, I mean, not really, because our defense.

726
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,160
I mean, they were getting the crowd.

727
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:38,640
The crowd was going crazy because the closer it got to the end of the game, the closer

728
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,400
it was going to stick as a as a thumping.

729
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,400
Right.

730
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:47,800
Instead of them coming back and then maybe we, you know, didn't my homes get hurt?

731
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,240
Well, I think they pulled him at the very end.

732
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,240
There was.

733
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,240
Yes, there was a brutal sack, brutal.

734
00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,920
He limped off, he lumped off and had the game been closed, he would have come back in.

735
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,280
But let's not forget that they just spent a half a billion dollars on him for ten years.

736
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,680
Well, I wonder, I want to risk it in a game that's lost.

737
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:14,600
I wonder if his attitude has changed when you make a payday and you're like, is it guaranteed

738
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,600
money guaranteed?

739
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,120
Well, now he needs to be a machine and start producing.

740
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,120
Well, I know.

741
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:25,480
But is it that he's not producing or is it that the his I think the offensive line is

742
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,800
the offensive line sucks.

743
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:33,000
I will tell you that the fans I was with my friends, they were voicing frustration about

744
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
my homes.

745
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,560
So he needs to he needs to figure it out right now.

746
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:43,120
The three and four not a good place to be, but it can the season is season is absolutely

747
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,120
salvageable.

748
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:48,840
So they can end up at was it 13 and four this year, because 17 games.

749
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,840
Yeah, that's so weird.

750
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,840
That's so weird.

751
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,680
It's going to be really weird this year.

752
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,680
Yeah.

753
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:58,520
Anyway, so it was a fun weekend and we party that on Airbnb, Airbnb, Airbnb, any Nashville

754
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,520
wings, hot wings, Nashville chicken.

755
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,600
You know what's funny?

756
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:10,720
So we we got to the house and they had a little game room with this little shortened shuffleboard

757
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,960
table and a ping pong table.

758
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,680
And half the group was playing shuffleboard.

759
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,800
And one of the one of the other two, me and the other guy were playing ping pong.

760
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,800
And we were listening to music.

761
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,960
Oh, we were listening to music and playing, you know, and drinking.

762
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,400
And we like we didn't need to.

763
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,400
Did you play cool change?

764
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,440
We didn't even go.

765
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,360
I kept I kept saying, play cool change, play cool change.

766
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,360
And they're like, why?

767
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,360
Why?

768
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,200
Somebody shut him up.

769
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Cool change.

770
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200
What the hell is that?

771
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,200
It's an Aussie band.

772
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:48,280
Anyway, I we didn't really do that much in Nashville at all because they were they had

773
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,480
been there the day before.

774
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,600
And Broadway, like the main strip, can be a total beatdown.

775
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,600
Just crowded.

776
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,600
Oh, so crowded.

777
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,280
Remember it got blown up last Christmas.

778
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,240
That was like physically.

779
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,560
That was not Nashville.

780
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,560
Yes, it was.

781
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,560
It was downtown Nashville.

782
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,200
Are you absolutely certain?

783
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,200
Blown up from what?

784
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,200
That really freaky.

785
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,200
That was a car bomb.

786
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,200
Yeah.

787
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,840
That really freaky with a voice said, you know, don't get away.

788
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,840
Good morning.

789
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,840
Morning.

790
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,840
And that was Nashville.

791
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,840
Really?

792
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,840
Yeah.

793
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,840
Destroyed a couple of buildings.

794
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840
It was a big deal.

795
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,840
I mean, it was Christmas time.

796
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,840
It was winter time.

797
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,840
It was it was it was after it was January 10th.

798
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,840
OK, I know it was winter time.

799
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,840
Yeah, you're right.

800
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,720
I totally I. And you know what?

801
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,720
I didn't.

802
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,480
Nashville bombing a timeline.

803
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:37,560
I didn't even I didn't even think about that while I was down there.

804
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:43,040
So a bomb shattered the piece of Christmas morning to Nashville two weeks ago.

805
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,360
Did anyone die in that?

806
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,360
Just the guy.

807
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,360
Did he?

808
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,360
Was he in the truck?

809
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,360
I think he was.

810
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,360
I don't know.

811
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,360
I don't know either.

812
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,360
I don't even know what his motivation was.

813
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,760
Was he just old, cute, pissed off at the world?

814
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,960
Yeah, I think he was.

815
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,040
Wow, they have some graphic pictures.

816
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,560
God, insane.

817
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,560
What a huge bomb.

818
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,720
Yeah, he was bad.

819
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,600
And police officers saved people's lives.

820
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,600
Like there was enough time.

821
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,000
Well, I think that's what he was in that that that camper.

822
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Yeah.

823
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
How bizarre.

824
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Anyway, it was a fun weekend.

825
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
It was a really fun weekend.

826
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:27,400
Debbie Downer and then you should have gone to the Tennessee volunteer game while you're

827
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,400
there.

828
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,400
I heard that's a good time.

829
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,400
That's a good scene.

830
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,280
I don't know if they're home, but I heard the the home games for the Tennessee volunteers

831
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,560
is a lot of fun.

832
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,840
Yeah, I bet you that would be fun.

833
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,520
That's one of the largest stadiums.

834
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,320
I am struggling to remember what we even did Saturday night.

835
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,320
I know.

836
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,160
I know obviously the game was on Sunday and we went out to eat for the night.

837
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,600
You go to the Grand Ole Opry.

838
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,880
You know, that's a bullet point on alcoholism.

839
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,520
Yeah, it kind of is.

840
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,880
You see Mini Pearl?

841
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,880
No.

842
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,880
How about he all?

843
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,360
Where are we tonight?

844
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,960
We all did you go anywhere?

845
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,640
You know, we did.

846
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,440
We piled into a search world over a lift.

847
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,440
You need another.

848
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,120
And we want your I think we just want your restaurant.

849
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,120
Do you need barbecue?

850
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,120
No.

851
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,120
What?

852
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,120
You like a chili?

853
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,600
Yeah, we just went to a restaurant and then after the restaurant, we went back to the

854
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,520
house and partied and played shuffleboard.

855
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,320
They should have gotten some barbecue.

856
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,240
So they had shuffleboard and ping pong?

857
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,240
Yeah.

858
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,240
Or do you have to convert the table?

859
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,240
No, no, no.

860
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,240
It was a digital.

861
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,240
It was a short.

862
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:37,560
I didn't look all that close, but I mean, it was a short shuffleboard on the on the

863
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,320
with the sand or salt or whatever.

864
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

865
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,680
And then there was a ping pong.

866
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,840
I mean, and the ping pong table is funny.

867
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,760
The ping pong table was up against the wall.

868
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,960
So we slam into it.

869
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,960
So we tied.

870
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,440
No, we kind of turned it into Wally ping pong.

871
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,800
Oh, so you played it off the wall.

872
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,360
Yes, we did, and we were laughing our asses off because we were all drinking, drinking,

873
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,360
drinking.

874
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,880
But it was a lot of fun.

875
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,320
I think we almost knocked off a whole half gallon in two days.

876
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,320
It's unbelievable.

877
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,320
Yeah, it is.

878
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,560
Well, it'd be awesome if they can come up here.

879
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,360
Oh, that's a private thing.

880
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,360
You guys want to hang out with them.

881
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,360
You wouldn't invite them.

882
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,600
Oh, if they came up here and they probably would come up for a Chiefs game.

883
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,600
They've done it before.

884
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,800
You share with them about the podcast, right?

885
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,800
I did.

886
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,800
Yeah.

887
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,840
And I said, man, you would have a blast coming to the podcast.

888
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,120
My friend, Alex, he'd be fun.

889
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,560
You guys would get kicked out of him.

890
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,560
He's funny.

891
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,560
He's a really funny dude.

892
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,560
Invite him.

893
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,560
Yeah.

894
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,680
I mean, if they have a reason to come up here for the Chiefs playing the Cowboys or if they

895
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,440
just want to come to visit, let's just say there could be another reason.

896
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,440
Absolutely.

897
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,640
I'm saying if they if they want to come and visit, that'd be fun.

898
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,600
That'd be a lot of fun.

899
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,560
So anyway, that was my experience.

900
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,480
So that was Nashville.

901
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,360
So then I am going to be on my account for the entire next next week and then that weekend

902
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,900
and I'll return on that Monday, November 9th, 8th, 8th.

903
00:29:56,900 --> 00:30:02,440
So you're going to miss just one Tuesday to Tuesday to two.

904
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,440
Well, no, no, no.

905
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,440
No, that's a good point.

906
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,440
Just one.

907
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,900
I'll be back on the ninth.

908
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,920
Unless we go down to College Station.

909
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,920
Why would you do that?

910
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,920
Do you remember that?

911
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,600
You have no kids down there now.

912
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,080
Whole story of our friends.

913
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,080
Oh, yeah.

914
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,560
And it's not the trial.

915
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,640
The trial starting that week.

916
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,640
Gotcha.

917
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,640
So we may go down there.

918
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,680
I may work from there.

919
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,520
And then my wife may go to the trial to support her friend.

920
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,520
All right.

921
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,520
That's acceptable.

922
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,520
Yeah.

923
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,760
So I don't know what the plan is yet.

924
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,760
So we will see.

925
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,520
Why would there?

926
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,840
Why is this being drug out?

927
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,320
Oh, that's how long it takes to do this kind of stuff.

928
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,320
I drive me crazy.

929
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,680
So folks that don't understand what's going on, there's what?

930
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,440
Two years ago, College Station.

931
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:57,320
This was a underaged individual driving down the road on drugs and drunk and hit a friend

932
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:05,480
of ours daughter who was going to pedestrian pedestrian just killed just living life walking

933
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,520
down the street where she should be around the sidewalk.

934
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,760
And he was aimless with his vehicle and just struck her and she's dead instantly.

935
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,400
She actually was not dead instantly.

936
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,400
It would have been honestly.

937
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,400
I just let that go.

938
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,840
It would have been better.

939
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,840
She was on.

940
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,920
She was, you know, brain, right?

941
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,920
Her brain dead.

942
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,920
Right.

943
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,920
And for a whole week.

944
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,800
And we were down there because I wasn't working at the time.

945
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,800
Right.

946
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,800
Right.

947
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,800
And my wife would stay at her mom.

948
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,720
So we were like, well, let's go down there and support him.

949
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,720
Right.

950
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,720
So yeah.

951
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,440
So and I hate that the top they're trying to move on.

952
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,440
Right.

953
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,440
And they can't because there's no closure to this thing because the trial hasn't even

954
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,440
started.

955
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Yeah.

956
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440
Like a year and a half ago.

957
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,440
How old was this guy?

958
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,440
Eighteen, nineteen?

959
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,440
I believe he was eighteen.

960
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,440
Might have been seventeen.

961
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,440
Yeah, I think he was seventeen.

962
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,560
And the thing is, is that, you know, the hard part about that is because he's he's technically

963
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,360
a minor and you're kind of like, well, when do you draw the line?

964
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360
You know, it's just like.

965
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,000
Well, the thing is, is he flee the scene?

966
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
He did.

967
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,640
And didn't a good Samaritan follow him?

968
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,640
He did.

969
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,200
And then he got out to check his car and that's when the cops got up to him.

970
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,200
Yes.

971
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:21,760
And when, when they were coming up on him, he threw an illegal gun out of the car.

972
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,760
And ran.

973
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,760
I mean, total.

974
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,160
So what makes it illegal?

975
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,560
He had an unregistered illegal gun, I guess.

976
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,560
I don't know.

977
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,120
Can't just have a gun.

978
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:39,520
You have to like buy a gun and do a background check.

979
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,680
So he was not allowed to have this gun, apparently.

980
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,080
Anyway, so, you know, the kids bad news.

981
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,480
I'm sure he's got a broken home.

982
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,920
I'm sure he's got shitty parents.

983
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,920
But you know what?

984
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Whatever doesn't excuse it.

985
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,920
It doesn't excuse it.

986
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:52,920
And you got to be accountable.

987
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,520
And this goes to show you, it doesn't matter where you're at.

988
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,520
It doesn't matter.

989
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,000
You know, she didn't need to be necessarily in school.

990
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,280
It could have been anything.

991
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,680
It could have been your your mom walking down the street from anybody.

992
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,160
It could have been anything.

993
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,840
And somebody just being under the influence and boom, done.

994
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,680
Yeah, it could have been a young couple pushing a stroller across the street.

995
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,040
And that happens all the time.

996
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,040
Yeah.

997
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,040
I mean, there are families.

998
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,200
I remember like three or four years ago in Plano Fort slash Richardson, there was a

999
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,120
family in a minivan.

1000
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,600
Total, all six or seven of them.

1001
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,440
Boom, one shot, done.

1002
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,440
Yeah.

1003
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,140
Just completely done.

1004
00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:31,640
It does happen every day.

1005
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,600
You know, and it's it's sad.

1006
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,600
It's a bit hard.

1007
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,600
Agreed.

1008
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,600
Agreed.

1009
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,600
Agreed.

1010
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,960
Anyway, so yeah, a lot coming up this these next couple of weeks.

1011
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,960
And then what?

1012
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,800
Well, then we'll be into November and then be right around the corner.

1013
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,800
We got Thanksgiving.

1014
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,800
Yeah.

1015
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:52,080
One of the things at least Sean and I will be working on is our new CNC machine.

1016
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,840
We got dudes like us.

1017
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,200
It's basically the Jeff and Sean show with the dudes.

1018
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,200
Yeah.

1019
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,600
Well, no, no, it's the Jeff, Sean and Paul show.

1020
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,600
All right.

1021
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:07,320
I think you guys just maybe absent minded like a slip or something.

1022
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,880
Yeah, actually, we're given Paul an incredibly hard time because he's very upset.

1023
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:13,880
Nowhere around.

1024
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,880
Yeah.

1025
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,760
Well, I've ever I remember doing a lot of pain.

1026
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,760
You don't remember.

1027
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,760
It was like an hour.

1028
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,840
No, I got half.

1029
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,800
I hate painting and I painted a lot last Tuesday.

1030
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,120
So after he was done with his toenails, he ended up coming out and painting a little

1031
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,680
bit on the the dome.

1032
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,680
Whatever.

1033
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,680
So we're excited about it.

1034
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,680
We've got the number.

1035
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,360
If you guys don't know what you got dudes like us has invested in a CNC machine so that

1036
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,000
we can make some dudes like us products.

1037
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,280
We can make some stuff for you.

1038
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,920
We're going to do some engraving.

1039
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,960
We're going to do, you know, some plaques stuff.

1040
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,640
Some bulls, some bulls, whatever.

1041
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,040
We'll see what happens.

1042
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,780
We have no idea what we're going to be doing.

1043
00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:58,760
It seemed like a great venture at the time.

1044
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,640
And I'm not sure if it is, but I don't know.

1045
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,640
Shawn's backing out now.

1046
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,640
Hey, he's backing out.

1047
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,480
You want us to buy you out or something?

1048
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,000
No, I'm just is that an option?

1049
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,480
No.

1050
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480
Wow.

1051
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,360
Your excitement waved pretty fast from opening the box.

1052
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,920
I didn't know that was an option.

1053
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,560
Opening the box to like, you know, hey, let's finish the dome and get this thing going.

1054
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560
Wow.

1055
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,560
Yeah.

1056
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,560
That's very unenthusiastic.

1057
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,880
Get this going before you get back.

1058
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,240
That's that's ballsy.

1059
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,760
I like it.

1060
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,760
I like it.

1061
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,760
We are going to do it.

1062
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,520
You got to get that damn dome.

1063
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,520
We'll see.

1064
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,360
Well, it is for the most part done.

1065
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,360
It is.

1066
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,120
Yeah, pretty much.

1067
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,120
Pretty much.

1068
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,320
You know, we're we're we're we've got a few details.

1069
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:47,480
We've got to work out as far as you know, you know, you got a lot of dust that things

1070
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,480
going to produce.

1071
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,400
We're going to try to manage that and the and you know what?

1072
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,360
I'm sure there's going to be a learning process, right?

1073
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,320
We're going to we're going to hook this thing up and hopefully some of our audience is going

1074
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,080
to suck all this stuff right out of there.

1075
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,080
It's going to drill right through.

1076
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,680
And some of the listeners have already reached out to us and they they said they were going

1077
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,160
to help provide support.

1078
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,160
There were a few.

1079
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,560
What are you talking about?

1080
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,160
I said there were some listeners out there that said they were going to provide support.

1081
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,360
I was like, all right, well, who's that?

1082
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,360
With the CNC machine?

1083
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,360
Yeah.

1084
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,360
They were like, for sure.

1085
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,120
We've heard you show.

1086
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,000
We've guys have talked to this before.

1087
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,680
Can I call bullshit on this one?

1088
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,680
Oh, it's happened.

1089
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Of course it's happened.

1090
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,680
We have three listeners.

1091
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,680
We're the three listeners.

1092
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,800
No, there's there's hundreds of listeners that listen to us.

1093
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,800
Oh, that's great.

1094
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,080
So it's going to be like an Amish barn building.

1095
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,080
It could be.

1096
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,760
We're going to make the call.

1097
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,200
It is all you listeners.

1098
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,200
We need you.

1099
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,200
We need your support.

1100
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,200
Well, come out and help us build this dome.

1101
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,520
Well, we're going to be like, well, you know, is this going to catch on fire?

1102
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,400
At what temperature is this going to boil?

1103
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,680
You know, stuff like that.

1104
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,680
Oh, you mean there CNC experts?

1105
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,680
Well, yeah, someone may be.

1106
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,680
Yeah.

1107
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,280
We tell you what that route got hot.

1108
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,840
Actually, and you know what's cool?

1109
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:00,840
No, no, back up.

1110
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,840
Do you hear him?

1111
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,480
We how hot the router guy.

1112
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,480
We used the right hot.

1113
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,480
Yes.

1114
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,960
Yes, we used it when we were routering that.

1115
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,480
It looks like some singe marks on the way.

1116
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,600
I think the blade was fairly dull on that.

1117
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,400
Yeah, they had to work pretty hard.

1118
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,000
The blade was dull, but the router was still hot.

1119
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
It ran hot.

1120
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah.

1121
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,800
So I don't think it's that's when you run it for four hours, it's going to get hot.

1122
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,120
But I think we were taking way too much off each run, especially that first one.

1123
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,800
We took off like half an inch.

1124
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,240
No, I took off a 360.

1125
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,240
How did you do that?

1126
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,240
Because you did it manually.

1127
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,240
Of course, we made it.

1128
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,240
Had you got guardrails.

1129
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,240
OK.

1130
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,320
I was going to say you kind of had to set up something to guide it.

1131
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,320
Correct.

1132
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320
Correct.

1133
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,320
And that worked out pretty well.

1134
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,320
For the most part.

1135
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,480
Yeah, it caught on fire and blew up.

1136
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,760
Well, it was smoking pretty good.

1137
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,760
Yeah.

1138
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,760
The wood was.

1139
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,760
That's why I think that.

1140
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,480
Even when you're drilling into wood, it smokes.

1141
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,480
Oh, yeah.

1142
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,880
But I think we were taking too much off and I think the bit is dull.

1143
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,880
And that's an old bit.

1144
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,880
Well, I guess.

1145
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,880
And then you went and bought a new one.

1146
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,320
I think it was a shitty bit.

1147
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,520
I mean, I bought a whole bag for like a nickel when I was at an estate sale.

1148
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,960
Oh, that was an estate sale.

1149
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,960
Yeah, that's right.

1150
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:20,520
So we went to we we went later that day or the next day, we went to Home Deep Arlo's

1151
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,320
and we picked up a new bit.

1152
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,560
Yeah, we bought a new bit and it's three quarter inch in diameter.

1153
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:31,480
So basically what we're doing is we're taking a three quarter inch piece of plywood and

1154
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:38,800
we're we're grooving out, removing about a quarter inch of material so that we can lay

1155
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:46,440
plexiglass into the plywood to be the door of a window, your building window, your building

1156
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,080
see through front doors.

1157
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,080
Yeah, basically.

1158
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,600
And you know, it's going to work.

1159
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,600
Yeah, I think it will work.

1160
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,960
It's going to look great, too.

1161
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,280
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, man.

1162
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,120
I'm more looking forward to spending the time to learn the software so we can get the designs

1163
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,400
in there and start playing around with different things that were and then we'll watch the

1164
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,400
machine do its thing.

1165
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,740
We're going to be jazzed, totally jazzed about it.

1166
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:11,760
And then I'm even more excited about like learning what we're going to do to finish

1167
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:16,560
some like once it's all carved out and cut, it's now going to blow torching it.

1168
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:21,240
We're going to be painting this thing has six inch variance up and down.

1169
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:26,400
It's got thirty two inch work area as far as upright, left, right, up, down, left, right.

1170
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,920
Plus it's got six inches up and down.

1171
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,200
Man, look, that's a lot.

1172
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,340
Six inches up and down.

1173
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:33,340
That's a lot.

1174
00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:39,880
And in addition to that, you know, you can make you basically you can slap.

1175
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:44,840
You can take the router extension off of that and you can put a laser etcher on there.

1176
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,320
I don't know.

1177
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,320
Oh, yeah.

1178
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,440
No, I mean, this has lots of expansion capabilities.

1179
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,960
The laser etcher is proprietary for what it does.

1180
00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:00,960
But if there's like engraving and stuff or some, you know, that laser etch on glass.

1181
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:01,960
Yes.

1182
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,200
So we could like etch our Glen Cairns.

1183
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,200
Yes.

1184
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,080
I like where you're going with this, Jeff.

1185
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,080
We could etch our Yetis.

1186
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,520
Oh, wow.

1187
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,560
You know, I haven't been able to find my beer or my my.

1188
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,120
I've been there in front of you.

1189
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,680
Yeah, I just helped him out.

1190
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,080
No, not for those of you who can't see the video because we have no video.

1191
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,920
I moved his beer can about three inches closer to.

1192
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,920
I lost my beer.

1193
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,320
I lost my beer koozie, you know, by a double insulated one that I've had forever.

1194
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,660
I don't know where it's at.

1195
00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:37,660
Did you take it somewhere?

1196
00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:41,920
I mean, the one that I lost and we found like for myself.

1197
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,640
No, the beer koozie.

1198
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,640
I have not my cup.

1199
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,720
You guys went and bought two beer koozie and didn't get.

1200
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,720
I had one.

1201
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:49,720
I remember that.

1202
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,440
I bought one for me.

1203
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,520
You know, but Jeff said the same thing.

1204
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,720
He's like, oh, Sean went bought two cups and he didn't get one.

1205
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,120
You don't see him being a little bitch.

1206
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,120
He's been a bitch.

1207
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,120
You.

1208
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,120
You're being a bitch.

1209
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,320
But because he didn't buy you an extra.

1210
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,160
I had a cup and I gave it to you, but you don't hear saying Jeff going, oh, look at

1211
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,160
you.

1212
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,960
Sean and Paul have their own little cup.

1213
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:13,960
I don't have one.

1214
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,640
OK, Mr. Producer, we're going over the videos tonight.

1215
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,680
We're going over all the tapes.

1216
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,440
I think he said at least one thing.

1217
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:26,840
So this is going to take about 18 hours of of of research here, but you're going to find

1218
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:31,000
it because I'm sure he said at least one comment about it.

1219
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
What?

1220
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,840
Well, come on, we have a next cup.

1221
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,840
You said that me.

1222
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,840
I don't think you have.

1223
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,840
No, I don't care.

1224
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,840
Why not?

1225
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:43,440
Those are nice because we're going to get a laser etcher and we're going to do it properly.

1226
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,440
Yeah.

1227
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,960
Oh, so we have improper cups.

1228
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:46,960
Correct.

1229
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:47,960
Fuck.

1230
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,520
He's just disparaging our drinking cups.

1231
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,520
Yeah, well, they could be yetis.

1232
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,520
Yes.

1233
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,280
And we got those are yetis.

1234
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:59,840
And we could put designs on them like like us.

1235
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,440
So hey, look, we were talking about we need a logo.

1236
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,800
We were talking about, yes, we do.

1237
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
Like Halloween night.

1238
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:12,640
And we were talking about we were supposed to be diving into a little bit about Halloween,

1239
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,400
what we liked about it.

1240
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,320
And I started thinking, as I well, what about Halloween candies?

1241
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:22,200
What were like some of your we would go out, we would collect the candy and some people

1242
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,440
would drop like big old Snickers in there.

1243
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,320
Those were always the best.

1244
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,080
What were what were some of the cliche?

1245
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,800
I mean, the candy corns were horrible.

1246
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,800
I never liked them.

1247
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,800
But I mean, the dumb dumbs.

1248
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,800
So what are dumb dumbs?

1249
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,400
Well, let me tell you, the little flavored lollipops that are like really small.

1250
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,360
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1251
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,360
Those are great.

1252
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,360
So let me tell you what we did.

1253
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,360
So I'm the youngest of four.

1254
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,320
And when all four of us were still trick or treating, right, we would all come home at

1255
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:53,040
the end of trick or treating night and we sat in a in a square and everybody dumped

1256
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,120
out all their candy like right in front of them.

1257
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,920
And then the trading wars began.

1258
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,920
Oh, yeah.

1259
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920
Oh, the negotiations.

1260
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:04,080
And I'm sure every family in America does this right to bit of honey.

1261
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,080
Absolutely.

1262
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,080
Hundred thousand dollars.

1263
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,720
I spotted the hundred grand bar and I was like, don't oversell it.

1264
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,720
Don't oversell it.

1265
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,040
Like, I mean, there's so you can probably get an even trade for that.

1266
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,200
You don't need to give up two butterfingers for that.

1267
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,200
Right.

1268
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,200
Right.

1269
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:22,320
There's the box of raisins, there's the little little sweet tart rockets they had that are

1270
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,320
caps.

1271
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,320
What is that?

1272
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,320
What are the what's the little to smarties?

1273
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,320
Smarties, smarties.

1274
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,320
That's just the plastic.

1275
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,320
I mean, the clear wrapper.

1276
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,320
Yeah, smarties.

1277
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,320
Yeah, I like those.

1278
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,320
I'll eat those today.

1279
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,320
They're like little little sweet tarts kind of, but they're not sweet tarts.

1280
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,320
You're better.

1281
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,320
They're even better.

1282
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,320
Yeah.

1283
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,320
But I remember the dumb dumbs.

1284
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,320
I remember I remember I'd always get pissed off because you get the little orange.

1285
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:51,480
They're wrapped in orange wax paper and orange and black, orange and black and tan and their

1286
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,480
peanut butter.

1287
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,480
You don't like peanut butter.

1288
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,480
I love those.

1289
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,480
I like them now.

1290
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,000
As a kid, I was just like, God, I don't want that.

1291
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,000
It's like it's almost like peanut butter taffy with a piece of peanut butter inside of it.

1292
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,840
You know what the weirdest candy is for me?

1293
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,920
I can't seem to wrap my head about it.

1294
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,200
And in fact, I think about it and I was like, the manufacturer of this candy is going to

1295
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,720
be the laziest motherfucker on the planet.

1296
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,680
You know, imagine taking like a receipt roll.

1297
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,680
OK, paper.

1298
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,680
OK.

1299
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:22,440
And you got the little blotter that shoots out the little candy dots onto the red.

1300
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,560
And you buy these strips of candy like the little dots on fucking paper.

1301
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,880
There's sugar dots and you like hand somebody this.

1302
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,880
That's brilliant.

1303
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,440
That talk about low cost.

1304
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,440
Oh my God.

1305
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Talk about the laziest.

1306
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:37,040
Well, I think another lazy one are the pixie sticks.

1307
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,680
A tube filled of sugar.

1308
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,680
Yeah.

1309
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,680
Yeah.

1310
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,680
Flavored sugar.

1311
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,720
Look at the nickel candy buttons right there.

1312
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,720
Yeah.

1313
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,720
I mean, I have.

1314
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,720
I mean, I guess I have seen those.

1315
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,320
God, that's been a long time.

1316
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,320
Yeah.

1317
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,320
And you would eat them.

1318
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,320
You like pass them to your.

1319
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,760
I mean, those are good for at least two minutes.

1320
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,760
That's so shitty.

1321
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,760
Yeah.

1322
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,760
Gumdrops.

1323
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,760
Gumdrops.

1324
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,800
I was never a fan of the candy ever.

1325
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800
I went straight for the chocolate.

1326
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,880
Yeah, I was my chocolate guy.

1327
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:13,240
I did all the chocolate bars and that I mean, there were some exceptions.

1328
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,240
Like I love to throw pops.

1329
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,240
I like to touch the pops.

1330
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:20,320
The one I didn't like were the now and later's or now or later's, whatever you call them.

1331
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,320
That toffee or something.

1332
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,880
What about the honey tastes like the bit of honey is good.

1333
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:24,880
The honey not bad.

1334
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,960
The now or now and later's was like a hunk of plastic with a little bit of flavoring

1335
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,960
on them.

1336
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,960
They're not like Starburst.

1337
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,960
Good show.

1338
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,960
No, it's not like Starburst.

1339
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,960
Now or later's.

1340
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:38,560
They they look like they're basically like Starbucks, but they were more rigid.

1341
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,320
They're hard and they didn't taste very good.

1342
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,320
I think they're or later's.

1343
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,320
They were more tart.

1344
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,320
Oh, there you go.

1345
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,840
No, I don't think I've ever had these.

1346
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,840
I have.

1347
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,840
I've had a hundred thousand.

1348
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,840
Now and later's.

1349
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840
Yeah.

1350
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,200
Yeah, because you eat it now and later.

1351
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,560
See, it looks like a hunk of plastic.

1352
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,880
Because it sticks to the roof of your mouth.

1353
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,360
No, because it's hard.

1354
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,360
Yeah.

1355
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,360
It's not chewable.

1356
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,080
They're like, no.

1357
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,120
It's semi-chewable.

1358
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,200
You would pull out your fillings trying to chew those.

1359
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,200
Yes.

1360
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,040
See, when it comes to that kind of stuff, my go to is Jolly Ranchers.

1361
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,680
Jolly Ranchers are different.

1362
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,720
Those are softer than Jolly Ranchers.

1363
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:12,720
Right, right, right, right.

1364
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,720
I got you.

1365
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,720
No, I don't.

1366
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,960
Well, they're like they're like what?

1367
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:17,960
Starburst.

1368
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,960
Thank you.

1369
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,960
Did you say that like ten times already?

1370
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,960
But Starburst are chewable.

1371
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,960
Those really are.

1372
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:26,560
I mean, if you chewed this, you could you could get to it.

1373
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,560
What are the big round ones?

1374
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,560
Jaws.

1375
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,800
It's like the difference between like, yeah, it's like the difference between like Skittles

1376
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,400
and a jawbreaker, you know?

1377
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,400
Yeah.

1378
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,400
Yeah.

1379
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,840
So so those are the Tootsie Rolls.

1380
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,840
I like Tootsie Rolls.

1381
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:44,120
But when you get like fifty of them, a million of them, it's like, God, I don't want any

1382
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,120
more.

1383
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,120
No, I get it.

1384
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,120
Those were always the last ones.

1385
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,120
They're the Latin licorice.

1386
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,120
I'm not a huge licorice fan.

1387
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,120
How about those?

1388
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,120
I don't mind.

1389
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,120
I don't mind the red strawberry licorice.

1390
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,120
That stuff, the bomb.

1391
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,120
Twizzlers?

1392
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,120
Twizzlers.

1393
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,120
I don't like that.

1394
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,120
You don't like Twizzlers?

1395
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,120
I like them all.

1396
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,120
I like the licorice.

1397
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,120
I like the red Twizzlers, the cherry.

1398
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,080
Well, the cherry Twizzlers or the licorice.

1399
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,080
I love them both.

1400
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,080
Well, are Twizzlers not licorice?

1401
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,400
I don't think so.

1402
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,360
Well, licorice is a difference between.

1403
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1404
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,680
It's not just black licorice.

1405
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,320
Black licorice is licorice.

1406
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,320
Are you sure?

1407
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,920
There's licorice in the name.

1408
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:16,920
Yeah.

1409
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,240
Well, licorice licorice is it's an extract.

1410
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,440
L I C O.

1411
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,080
Licorice is an extract from ice.

1412
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,080
There you go.

1413
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,080
Like a glopper.

1414
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,080
Oh, rice.

1415
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,080
Lick or ice.

1416
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080
Let's see.

1417
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,080
Look at that.

1418
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,080
Boom.

1419
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,960
They have all sorts of colors of licorice.

1420
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:35,960
The licorice is a.

1421
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:36,960
Yes, it is.

1422
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:37,960
It comes from a plant.

1423
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,640
They use it for medical purposes.

1424
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,840
You're not being authority on what you can and cannot call licorice.

1425
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,120
No, it's lick or ice.

1426
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,120
No.

1427
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:50,560
I'm sorry, Sean.

1428
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:55,040
He's being so rude and trying to prove his case about lick or ice.

1429
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,200
What would you like to say?

1430
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,200
I just remember eating a boatload of it as a kid.

1431
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,200
Living in Germany, there was an abundance of licorice or at least it was readily available.

1432
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,400
Oh, yeah, you were talking about when you would crawl up into your.

1433
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,760
Public cause constipation too.

1434
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,760
You would crawl up in the movie theater.

1435
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,760
Oh, no.

1436
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,760
I mean.

1437
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,760
You had some sort of.

1438
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,760
That was in New Jersey.

1439
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:12,760
Shit.

1440
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,760
Big Twizzler.

1441
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,760
What?

1442
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,760
Sorry, what was that?

1443
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:20,440
I'm not sure I want that repeated, but I'm intrigued.

1444
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,280
Sorry, you brought back a memory from your childhood.

1445
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,280
Yeah.

1446
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,280
You guys stopped talking at the wrong time.

1447
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,560
So hold on.

1448
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,680
Is that your strategy in podcasts?

1449
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,680
No, not at all.

1450
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:38,440
So you think of all these crazy shit to say and you say it while we're both talking so

1451
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,840
that no one ever knows slowly, but that's a bunch of shit.

1452
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,080
That's a bunch of shit unraveling secrets.

1453
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,080
Yeah.

1454
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,200
See, that's see when I can hear because I can't.

1455
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,640
Every once in a while I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1456
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,640
Why did you say?

1457
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,120
And then, yeah, but then you deny it.

1458
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,120
I didn't say anything.

1459
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,160
It just happened to be the perfect timing this last.

1460
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,160
Anyway, you're a large.

1461
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,160
I'm not a fan.

1462
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,160
I can eat.

1463
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:07,080
I can eat some black licorice jelly beans.

1464
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,360
I used to not be able to stay.

1465
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,360
I love the black jelly beans.

1466
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,360
I can eat them.

1467
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,360
Gross.

1468
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,360
They're so gross.

1469
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,360
I can eat them now.

1470
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,360
I couldn't as a kid.

1471
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,360
Yeah, I can't.

1472
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,360
I can't do the black licorice.

1473
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,360
I like the black licorice.

1474
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,360
I like the twirlers too.

1475
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,360
I do not.

1476
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,360
I bet those are interesting.

1477
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,360
I bet they're strong too.

1478
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,360
You know what's funny?

1479
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,360
You were talking about the big.

1480
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,360
Wait a minute.

1481
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,720
FDA issues warning about black licorice.

1482
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,720
There you go.

1483
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,720
Get it right your teeth.

1484
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,720
No, why?

1485
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,320
Why is the FDA warning about that?

1486
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,320
It causes constipation.

1487
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,280
No, it tastes like shit.

1488
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,040
They're warning you because it tastes awful.

1489
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,040
It causes licorice shit.

1490
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,160
Anyway, remember earlier you were talking about.

1491
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,080
They say it's major dose limiting toxicities are.

1492
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,080
What is it?

1493
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,080
It's an herb.

1494
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:52,760
Coterus steroids in nature because of the in a bitury effect that it's chief active

1495
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:58,720
ingredients is glycythrin in oxaroids, a bunch of fucking unpronounceable things.

1496
00:49:58,720 --> 00:49:59,720
Glycythrin.

1497
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:02,760
It's like it evolves around.

1498
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,760
But we get, God damn it, getting weight in hypertension basically.

1499
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,760
Okay.

1500
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,840
I don't think anybody cares about the bad medical effects of licorice.

1501
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,840
Let's move on.

1502
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,840
You know why?

1503
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,600
Because I want to talk about the big Snickers bars that you referenced earlier.

1504
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,600
It could ease symptoms of indigestion, heartburn, ulcers.

1505
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,480
Like the big funds, the fund size ones.

1506
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,480
The regular or the super large.

1507
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,480
Exactly.

1508
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,480
So check this out.

1509
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,480
But now they have like.

1510
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,480
Monster size.

1511
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,440
So first moved in the neighborhood.

1512
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,920
We had a bunch of people that had just immigrated here.

1513
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,360
And they didn't know anything about Halloween.

1514
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,480
And so when my kids are getting king size Snickers bars, I'm like, okay, you guys are

1515
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,480
going to be.

1516
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:48,120
You're going to run out of shit quick because I guarantee you did not buy a crate full of

1517
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,400
king size Snickers bars.

1518
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,520
But I was like, son, you scored.

1519
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:57,440
Yeah, but they're also passing out weird stuff like Indian pastries.

1520
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:02,360
Yeah, I mean, I was like, OK, guys, you got to start Googling this shit.

1521
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,960
You can't you can't be handing out weird stuff.

1522
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,960
The world is going to come to your house.

1523
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,320
The weirdest thing I got is there used to be a house every year.

1524
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,520
I don't know if they make this stuff anymore.

1525
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:21,240
It was a chemical tube with some and it came with a straw and you put a blob on it on the

1526
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:24,440
end of the store and you make bubbles out of it.

1527
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,240
Oh, God, that stuff was so toxic smelling.

1528
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,240
Remember that stuff?

1529
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,240
Yes.

1530
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:33,800
One house would go there every year and we'd get a package of that.

1531
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,800
But you couldn't eat it.

1532
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,120
No, you don't eat it on this.

1533
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,120
Smelled awful.

1534
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,120
So you yeah.

1535
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,280
So you try to make them as big as possible.

1536
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,640
They have like swirl colors in or something like that.

1537
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,560
And it's this who knows what it was made.

1538
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,640
And you know what's funny?

1539
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:51,280
Even as a little five or six year old, I was like, there's something very wrong about this.

1540
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,280
It made me very uncomfortable.

1541
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,280
Well, they're called balloonies.

1542
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,280
I believe.

1543
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,280
Right.

1544
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,440
So it was a bubble, bubble balloons with the straw.

1545
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,440
I don't know.

1546
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,440
But it made me very uncomfortable.

1547
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:00,440
I'm not going to lie.

1548
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,960
It smelled like the memory I have.

1549
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,680
Bloonies is not good.

1550
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,680
It's not good at all.

1551
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,720
You're not going to be able to find this.

1552
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:11,560
This is a very weird put children's.

1553
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:16,520
No, it's it's it's B apostrophe L O N I E E S.

1554
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,520
Bloonies.

1555
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,520
I remember it.

1556
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,520
Oh, that's so gross.

1557
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,080
Bloonies plastic balloons.

1558
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,520
There it is.

1559
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:24,520
Boom.

1560
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,520
And then you put it on.

1561
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,520
Yep.

1562
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,520
That's it right there.

1563
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:28,520
Little tubes.

1564
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,520
Yeah.

1565
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,080
That's exactly you get a little tube and a straw, but they were single packs.

1566
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,080
Well, yeah, they were.

1567
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:39,120
Well, you know, so you basically take that little thing and you dip the toxic shit in

1568
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,640
there and you make a big bubble.

1569
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,920
Yeah.

1570
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,920
Very toxic.

1571
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:44,920
Yeah.

1572
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,360
And look at the child.

1573
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,760
It's like he's he's what is he drinking?

1574
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:50,760
That's probably formaldehyde.

1575
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:51,760
Yeah.

1576
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,080
I mean, who knows what that stuff is?

1577
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,560
Maybe it's different today.

1578
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,320
Back then, it was even sell them.

1579
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,640
I bet you this has been banned.

1580
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,640
I was on Amazon.

1581
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,960
It looks like is it really?

1582
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,640
Yeah, you can buy it at Wal-Mart.

1583
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,640
No, no way.

1584
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:06,640
There you go.

1585
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,640
Amazon.

1586
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,640
Oh, they're expensive.

1587
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:09,640
They're still around.

1588
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,640
Oh, six seventy nine for four pack.

1589
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,840
Oh, consider what the fuck they're made out of hazard.

1590
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,840
OK, caution.

1591
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:17,840
Flavable mixture.

1592
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,080
Do not use near a does it really say that?

1593
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,080
There we go.

1594
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,080
There you go.

1595
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,600
The kids are fucking making a big old balloon out of this this little straw.

1596
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,400
They're blowing its near a candle.

1597
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,680
Next thing you know, there's the boom.

1598
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,680
And the thing is, you can smell the toxicity.

1599
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,680
It is overwhelming.

1600
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,680
Look at this.

1601
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:39,000
It contains acetone.

1602
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,040
Not more than 25 percent by weight of acetone.

1603
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,600
How did it pass the West?

1604
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,360
What's the Children's Product Board?

1605
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,360
Good Lord.

1606
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,840
CPSC or see what you know what I'm talking about?

1607
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,840
What's what?

1608
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:52,840
FBI?

1609
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,920
No, what's the board that they evaluate children's toys and they tell you?

1610
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,280
Oh, yeah, I don't know.

1611
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,680
Yeah, and they and they those are the ones that come out with the warnings.

1612
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,120
Don't do the eBalloonies or whatever you said they were USDA.

1613
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,120
No, I can't remember.

1614
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,120
CPSC.

1615
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,120
CPSC.

1616
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,120
The children's products.

1617
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,120
There you go.

1618
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,120
The toy safety business guys.

1619
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,120
Smaller CPA.

1620
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,120
You go.

1621
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,120
CPSC.

1622
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,120
I don't know how that's how those are still around.

1623
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,120
That's what I'm saying.

1624
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,120
Kid acetone.

1625
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:24,120
To make bubbles out of.

1626
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,120
Well back then, who the hell know that's the head.

1627
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,560
They still lawn yards.

1628
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,560
You know, OK, back then.

1629
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,120
Well, they still have a right there.

1630
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:37,320
Yeah, lawn darts went away.

1631
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,320
After the four catch.

1632
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:43,640
After the four hundred thousands kid had had a lawn dart sticking out of some part of their

1633
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,840
body, they went ahead and said, let's let's shut this down.

1634
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,840
Yeah, we had.

1635
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,840
We had lawn.

1636
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,840
We had them too.

1637
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:50,840
We were stupid.

1638
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,520
We'd like we'd throw them so high up in the air that every scattered and then you'd run.

1639
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,240
You're like, if this hits someone, you're dead.

1640
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:00,600
Yeah, not because they're about a four inch spike.

1641
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,440
That projectile came down with some force to.

1642
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,480
And my dad would sharpen them.

1643
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,520
It's stupid.

1644
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,520
Really?

1645
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,320
See, now they have long, long stick in the ground.

1646
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,480
Now they have lawn darts with just little half domes on them.

1647
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,200
That's that's a bunch of peas for that.

1648
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,880
Well, I mean, they want to stay in business.

1649
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,880
Imagine being overnight.

1650
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,880
We overnight.

1651
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,880
They did.

1652
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,520
The warning comes out or the like you're done.

1653
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,000
CPSC says, yeah, you can't do this anymore.

1654
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Boom.

1655
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Your business is gone.

1656
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Yeah, but come on, man.

1657
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
I know it was a horrible idea.

1658
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,120
I mean, so what is this in the middle here?

1659
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,960
It would be like playing cornhole, but lighting the bags on fire.

1660
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,960
Yeah.

1661
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,960
What does this say?

1662
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,960
The grenades.

1663
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,360
Yeah, they explode on impact.

1664
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:52,360
It says warning how retarded pointed metal lawn darts may cause serious or fatal injury

1665
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,840
producer because it has.

1666
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,840
All right.

1667
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,840
There you go.

1668
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:00,720
Parents are urged to or to discard or destroy them immediately.

1669
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:01,720
Yeah.

1670
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,720
There you go.

1671
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,720
Yeah.

1672
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,640
I mean, I mean, we kind of laugh about it, but you know, that shit was real.

1673
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,640
It was.

1674
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:11,640
Well, but here's the thing.

1675
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,440
You didn't get lawn darts in your trick or treat bag, though.

1676
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,280
No, you got those e-balloony things.

1677
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,880
You get the balloonies and just inhaled acetone.

1678
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,600
What were you doing?

1679
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,600
What else?

1680
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:27,480
What else was totally inappropriate for how about those razors that I've never heard of

1681
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,200
anybody getting apples in the razor blade?

1682
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,200
I used to get apples.

1683
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,200
I put the razors.

1684
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,200
No, I'd throw them out.

1685
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,400
But have you ever heard of anybody getting any razors in anything ever?

1686
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,000
No, no, I haven't either.

1687
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
And what was another one?

1688
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
There was another one.

1689
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Just poison.

1690
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,080
You've heard people get poisoned?

1691
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,080
No, no, no, no.

1692
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,160
What I'm saying is that was like the razor blades, right?

1693
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,720
Yeah, there was another bullshit.

1694
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:57,040
Your chance of getting poisoned or cut with a razor is as much as getting covered.

1695
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,320
Which is pretty easy, actually.

1696
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,760
You probably should pick another.

1697
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,760
You can get COVID.

1698
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,400
Everybody gets COVID.

1699
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,460
Everybody gets COVID super easily.

1700
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,460
Pick another example.

1701
00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:07,460
I don't know.

1702
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:09,520
Jeff and I haven't got it.

1703
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,520
You probably have.

1704
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,160
Well, you know what?

1705
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:18,080
I didn't feel affected because remember, the vast majority have no symptoms.

1706
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,160
So another weird one is there's another house that would always...

1707
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,800
We got to talk a little bit about politics.

1708
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,800
We will.

1709
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,800
No.

1710
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,640
Well, we'll get to it here in a second.

1711
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,600
Joe Biden had a horrible day today, but we'll talk about that in a second.

1712
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,600
Today?

1713
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:32,600
Like today?

1714
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,600
Today?

1715
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,600
Gaff central.

1716
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,600
So we'll talk about...

1717
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,600
Every day is Gaff central for that fool.

1718
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,600
We caught him today.

1719
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,600
He's such a fool.

1720
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,600
All right.

1721
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,600
Well, we can talk about politics.

1722
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,600
I'm good.

1723
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:42,600
No, we'll want to talk about...

1724
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:43,600
Because what other...

1725
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,720
You know, people used to hang out like little rolls of nickels.

1726
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,280
You know, they're kind of like lifesavers.

1727
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,760
You know, you get those little five stack of...

1728
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,760
People would roll a little five stack of...

1729
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,760
They hang out with money?

1730
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,760
Oh, yeah.

1731
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:54,760
Yeah, I'd get that.

1732
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,760
I'd get pennies and nickels.

1733
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:00,000
I also would get the one I remember is a pad of paper and a pencil.

1734
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
They said...

1735
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000
Yeah.

1736
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Yeah.

1737
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000
I don't know about that one.

1738
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Like, go learn something.

1739
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,280
After two years of getting the pad of paper, we skipped that house.

1740
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,760
It's probably what...

1741
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:10,760
I would love getting a pad of paper.

1742
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,240
It's probably what the strategy was.

1743
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,240
Yeah.

1744
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,240
No.

1745
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,240
But they would hang out a pad of paper and a pencil.

1746
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:21,280
They probably want to entice their neighbors to, you know, brush up on their writing skills.

1747
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,000
Looking back, it was a good idea.

1748
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,480
But as a kid, you're just like, really?

1749
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,480
Yeah.

1750
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,480
Really?

1751
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:28,480
I'm looking for candy.

1752
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:29,480
Yeah, I want my teeth to rot out.

1753
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,480
I don't want to learn something.

1754
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,480
How about that?

1755
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,480
Who passes out candy apples?

1756
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,480
Candy, like, homemade?

1757
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,480
Well, that used to be kind of a thing.

1758
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:39,800
We don't pass out candy stuff because it gets thrown out because of the razor blade thing.

1759
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,400
The cliche of the bobbing for apples.

1760
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,640
You don't give apples out.

1761
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,720
Did it ever really happen?

1762
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,120
It must have at some point.

1763
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,480
Someone had happened somewhere.

1764
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,760
I really want to know that.

1765
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,960
Mr. Producer, look that up.

1766
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,960
Did anybody ever really...

1767
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:54,960
I know my parents.

1768
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,960
I wonder if anybody got an apple.

1769
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,960
They'd look at it and then they'd throw it away.

1770
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,280
What's the point of even looking at it?

1771
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,280
What could have happened?

1772
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,280
Yeah, just throw it away.

1773
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,880
Well, you get one and you remember what house it comes from.

1774
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:06,880
Where did you get this?

1775
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,880
Oh, okay.

1776
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,880
This one's from Mr. Johnson.

1777
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,160
And then the FBI swarms that house.

1778
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,160
Yeah.

1779
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,160
Look at that.

1780
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,480
There's little tiny little razors in there.

1781
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,480
Oh, it's so retarded.

1782
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,480
Pens.

1783
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,480
I think I noticed that.

1784
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:25,880
We're looking at a picture of apples that have...

1785
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,960
No, people are sneaking those on the plane so they can take over the plane with like

1786
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,080
a little kick cap bar with a needle sticking in it.

1787
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:36,040
Yeah, there's razor blades like barely hanging onto the apple.

1788
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,880
They're like, wait, son, don't take a bite of that.

1789
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,080
Yeah, there's like four of them sticking out of it.

1790
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,080
Why?

1791
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,680
Why are all these sharp things on it, mommy?

1792
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,680
What's all these fuzzies?

1793
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,680
Yeah, you'd get an apple...

1794
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,680
That's so stupid.

1795
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,680
You'd get an apple every now and then, but it always got tossed.

1796
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,400
At least in my house it did.

1797
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,960
What about pears?

1798
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:56,200
Have you ever heard of razor blades being in pears?

1799
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,960
Who gets pears from Halloween night?

1800
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:58,960
We got bags of grapes.

1801
00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,960
Grapes.

1802
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:00,960
Be quiet.

1803
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,120
We used to get like...

1804
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,000
You've never gotten a bag of grapes for Halloween.

1805
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,960
They have little popcorn balls.

1806
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,000
Oh, we used to get those.

1807
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Popcorn balls.

1808
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,960
What does that mean, popcorn balls?

1809
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,960
They take popcorn and they put corn syrup around it.

1810
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,960
They make it be ball-on.

1811
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,480
Yeah, like rice crispy squares.

1812
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,160
Except they're popcorn balls.

1813
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,160
Whatever they use.

1814
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,160
That's so gross.

1815
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,080
Why can't people just stick to the little chocolate bars?

1816
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,680
That's what people want anyway.

1817
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:26,680
Yeah, well...

1818
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,560
Anyway, you know what, Seth?

1819
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:30,560
Joe Biden?

1820
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,560
Yes.

1821
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,680
I think we get two trick-or-treaters a year now.

1822
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,280
We don't get very many on this street anymore.

1823
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,760
No one comes to our house.

1824
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,040
Now, granted, we have a big no to...

1825
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,680
I don't even care.

1826
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,800
To me, we set up the speaker.

1827
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,960
I usually set up the subwoofer.

1828
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,920
I want the whole neighborhood fucked up.

1829
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,440
I would love to hang out at your house.

1830
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,320
It'd be a lot of fun, but I'm going to be in Colorado shooting Elk.

1831
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,320
Come down real quick.

1832
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:56,320
Well, Jeff and I will be there.

1833
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,320
My dad will be there.

1834
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,320
Oh, is he coming over?

1835
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,320
Really?

1836
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,320
Now you're inviting your family members.

1837
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,320
I love you, Dad.

1838
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,320
I love you, brother.

1839
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,320
Yeah.

1840
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,320
In fact, you know what?

1841
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,320
I'm going to ask my brother to show up.

1842
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,920
Maybe Dylan and Dawson and Brody will be there.

1843
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:08,920
No, they're not invited.

1844
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,920
I'm going to tell them to stay away from Jon's house.

1845
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:11,920
We're going to invite Shelly.

1846
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:12,920
No.

1847
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:13,920
No, you're not.

1848
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:14,920
My family's not allowed there.

1849
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:15,920
If I can't be there, it's a jamboree.

1850
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:16,920
We're all going to be there.

1851
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,920
We'll be like, who's a bitch?

1852
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:18,920
Yeah.

1853
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:26,920
And then seven days later, when I get coverage on my phone, I'm going to find all these pictures

1854
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:31,200
of this fantastic Halloween party and my kids and my wife are all there.

1855
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,200
They're all Snapchatting.

1856
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,200
Yeah.

1857
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,200
Yeah.

1858
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,200
Thanks, guys.

1859
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,200
And meanwhile, I'm shivering in five degree weather going, there are no fucking elk.

1860
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,200
There are no fucking elk.

1861
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,200
This is your choice.

1862
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,200
You'll be shivering.

1863
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,400
You'll be cold as fuck because they're going to be like, oh my God.

1864
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,200
This is the day after you rip your shoulder out.

1865
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,200
The pressure's coming in.

1866
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,200
It's like freezing now.

1867
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,200
God, you guys suck.

1868
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,200
Did you hear what he just said?

1869
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,400
The day after you rip your shoulder out.

1870
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,400
Oh, Jesus.

1871
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,400
Yeah.

1872
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,400
I'm like hanging from a tree.

1873
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,400
Oh my God.

1874
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,880
My shoulders just all blew it.

1875
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,320
Well, that's because Jerry's got the new electric.

1876
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,280
Why would you say something so evil?

1877
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,280
Electric cart.

1878
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,440
It's going to be driving it around and you're going to be humping it.

1879
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,040
You're going to be carrying the elk on your back.

1880
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,400
Well, Jerry's got this electric vehicle now.

1881
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,880
Jerry said he has my back.

1882
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,880
He's not going to waste the battery.

1883
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,120
He's like, yeah, but if I put that 1500 pound thing on there, I'm going to have to recharge

1884
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,120
it.

1885
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,120
I wonder how long.

1886
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,120
Paul, go.

1887
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,120
Walk faster.

1888
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,520
Actually, that's pretty pretty cool.

1889
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,040
I mean, I don't know.

1890
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,000
Batteries are supposed to work better in the winter.

1891
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:36,240
So I'm wondering, are you saying this electric bike he has is a beast is supposed to be awesome?

1892
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,040
And but he told this is the funny part.

1893
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,560
So he's smart.

1894
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:43,520
He knows that the reason why we're not finding any elk is because we need to go farther out

1895
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:47,960
down farther trails like, you know, where they're away from the damn camps.

1896
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:48,960
Right.

1897
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:49,960
All the noise are.

1898
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:50,960
Are you going to ride, bitch?

1899
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:51,960
No.

1900
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,960
Side saddle.

1901
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:53,960
Yeah.

1902
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,960
The goggles go faster.

1903
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:55,960
Jerry, go faster.

1904
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:56,960
No.

1905
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,960
Anyway, he's bringing his his old mountain bike, so he's going to be on the electric

1906
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:00,960
bike.

1907
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:01,960
I'm going to be on his old mountain bike.

1908
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,960
Jerry, slow down.

1909
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:03,960
Slow down.

1910
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:04,960
Get a frickin rope so he could pull you.

1911
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:05,960
You're going to be in snow.

1912
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:06,960
That is brilliant.

1913
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:07,960
I didn't think of the tow cable.

1914
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,960
Yeah, get a tow cable so he could pull you up.

1915
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:10,960
Nice.

1916
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:11,960
I can even like like a ticket.

1917
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,960
Do you also use that?

1918
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:17,800
He's got a

1919
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:23,400
mountain bike, a battery powered mountain bike.

1920
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,400
No, no, no, no.

1921
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,400
Not about to be powered.

1922
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,400
He's bringing a mountain bike so that the two of us can go on trails.

1923
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,400
It's Paul, but Paul is on the electric one.

1924
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,400
So that's what I'm saying.

1925
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:35,400
He's bringing an electric mountain bike.

1926
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,400
No, he has no e-bike.

1927
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,400
All right.

1928
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,400
What's the e-bike in a.

1929
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,400
And he has a normal mountain bike that you have to pedal.

1930
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,400
OK, but what's an e mountain bike?

1931
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:48,400
Or an e-bike.

1932
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,400
An e-bike you like don't even have to pedal.

1933
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,400
Well, that's what I'm saying.

1934
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:56,400
So I was thinking it was more like a vehicle, like a like some sort of golf cart.

1935
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,400
Yeah.

1936
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,400
And he's got like a little.

1937
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,400
Which one is it?

1938
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,400
Is it a golf cart or is it a bike?

1939
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:01,400
No, no, it's a bike.

1940
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,400
I mean, look, it's got big tires.

1941
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,400
So you said I thought you said it has some sort of a trailer.

1942
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,400
Well, yeah, he's got he he built.

1943
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,400
I'm assuming it came to.

1944
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,400
It's a hoopty ass little sled it's going to pull.

1945
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,400
It's going to pull the carcass of a.

1946
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,400
He's got a two wheeled little cart on the back of this thing.

1947
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,400
Two wheeled ear ear ear ear.

1948
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,400
No.

1949
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:25,400
So so what he he wanted to try it out to see if it was so funny.

1950
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:26,400
We get there right.

1951
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,400
And the roads are all totally like snow covered and everything.

1952
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:34,400
And he pulled out his e-bike and he's got the little cart on the back of it with the two wheels.

1953
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,400
And he's like trying to figure out if it would sustain having an elk in there.

1954
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,400
Right.

1955
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:44,400
So he somehow convinces what is the elk on 600 pounds?

1956
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:48,400
I think the cow the cow can be six to seven hundred pounds.

1957
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:52,400
The bull can be like twelve to fourteen hundred pounds.

1958
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:53,400
Good God. Correct.

1959
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,400
So you don't anyway.

1960
01:04:55,400 --> 01:05:00,400
So he convinces the guys to get the cart and he takes it as fast as he can.

1961
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:04,400
And the guy's like, get me the fuck out of this cart right now.

1962
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:08,400
It made him it made him super uncomfortable about how fast he was going.

1963
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:12,400
And Jerry's like, well, well, that's great because I don't need to go that fast.

1964
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,400
I just need to carry a lot of weight. Right.

1965
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,400
So I don't know how this is going to turn out.

1966
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,400
This could be very, very funny.

1967
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,400
I could come back.

1968
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:25,400
I could come back if we managed to bag one and we try to put it in the cart and we're like miles away from camp

1969
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:28,400
because we went down these crazy ass trails.

1970
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:32,400
I could have a very funny story or we could I could not come back.

1971
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,400
You know, I could be like carrying 600 pounds.

1972
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,400
Yeah.

1973
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,400
Carrying 1200 pounds is a lot.

1974
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,400
I don't know what's going on.

1975
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:49,400
Our producer is very bored and came up with this very elaborate, very elaborate, some sort of what the Doc's Google drawing mosaic.

1976
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:52,400
Of course, with the plane.

1977
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,400
I don't know.

1978
01:05:55,400 --> 01:06:00,400
Well, the plane that's going to crash somewhere in Colorado, they're going to need to eat.

1979
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,400
So I'm sure there's going to be some sort of cannibalism.

1980
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,400
Holy fuck. We too low.

1981
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:14,400
Oh, so you're going to listen to the podcast all the way up there if we post any shit.

1982
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,400
Well, we posted a bunch since your last trip.

1983
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,400
Has he listed all of them?

1984
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:20,400
I think. Well, I don't know.

1985
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:21,400
We'll see. I don't know.

1986
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,400
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we will.

1987
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,400
I guarantee we're going to listen to a bunch of them.

1988
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,400
Well, you're you're leaving in two days.

1989
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,400
We could get them all posted.

1990
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,400
Do it.

1991
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,400
We would listen to the whole.

1992
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,400
I mean, shit, it's a 14 hour drive.

1993
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,400
How are we going to get them all posted?

1994
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,400
Not edit them.

1995
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:41,400
You know, we could do that, but we just didn't do it.

1996
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,400
I don't give a shit.

1997
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,400
I mean, whatever.

1998
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,400
I think pretty much the only things we do now are burp.

1999
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,400
We might have an inappropriate comment here and there, but.

2000
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:58,400
Well, so for the for the podcasters that, you know, if you are listening out there,

2001
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:02,400
you know, we really are becoming better with what we're saying.

2002
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,400
I thought you were going to say we're good people.

2003
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,400
We say stupid things.

2004
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,400
We don't mean them.

2005
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,400
We're good people.

2006
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,400
We're becoming better.

2007
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,400
Well, I'm becoming better even what I'm saying.

2008
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:17,400
You know, I'm trying to like hold back on some of the because I have to hold back.

2009
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,400
Oh, we don't post.

2010
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:19,400
Well, we all do.

2011
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,400
Yeah, I know.

2012
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:25,400
Well, I seem to have to hold back further than you guys do because I have one of those things

2013
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:31,400
where I've been told where I should be rolling my tongue in my mouth a few times before I actually exercise it.

2014
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,400
So it's just to say it.

2015
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,400
What's on my mind?

2016
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,400
Boom comes out.

2017
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,400
Right.

2018
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,400
Like two in the stink.

2019
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,400
Like what?

2020
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,400
I'm sorry.

2021
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,400
What?

2022
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,400
Well, two in the stink was fine.

2023
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,400
That worked out great.

2024
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,400
It did?

2025
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,400
Yeah, I was just thinking what your what your pastor would have said to you as a child.

2026
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,400
That please.

2027
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:47,400
Two in the stink.

2028
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,400
Yes.

2029
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:52,400
Have you ever heard of the pink or is it two in the pink one the stink?

2030
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:55,400
Well, have you ever seen the show Dirty Jobs?

2031
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,400
Yes, I have.

2032
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,400
Yeah.

2033
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:02,400
It's like people who deal with like sheep dung or pig.

2034
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,400
People are dirty jobs.

2035
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,400
What is he said?

2036
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,400
One in the pig or whatever you said and two in the stink that they have.

2037
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,400
Pig.

2038
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,400
Yeah, that is retarded.

2039
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:14,400
I think everyone listening to you right now is thinking of your region.

2040
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,400
He's an old man.

2041
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,400
Jesus Christ.

2042
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,400
I thought it's I thought it's like a Dirty Jobs.

2043
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,400
Are we ready for I need another drink.

2044
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,400
As you hold a full one.

2045
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,400
Well, it's not full.

2046
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,400
I looked at Jeff's and his was gone.

2047
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,400
Mine's gone.

2048
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,400
You know what you're doing?

2049
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,400
You're projecting into the future where you're going to drop that whole thing down your throat

2050
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,400
and say, I need another drink.

2051
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,400
You like where this is going and you're listening.

2052
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,400
Can I be drinking it right now?

2053
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,400
You can.

2054
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,400
I'll down mine.

2055
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,400
You.

2056
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,400
I enjoyed mine.

2057
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,400
That's what I was saying.

2058
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,400
I didn't have to shoot it.

2059
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,400
His was gone.

2060
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,400
Why did you shoot yours?

2061
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,400
That's ridiculous.

2062
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,400
I didn't shoot it.

2063
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,400
I just drink it.

2064
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:53,400
I didn't.

2065
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:54,400
I didn't shoot mine.

2066
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,400
I just was almost gone.

2067
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:56,400
Yeah, but you didn't just drink it.

2068
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,400
You shot it.

2069
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,400
Oh, whatever.

2070
01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,400
This is coming from you.

2071
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:00,400
You just shot yours.

2072
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:01,400
No, I drank it.

2073
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:02,400
Oh, my God.

2074
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,400
It's exactly what you just did.

2075
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:07,400
I'm doing another round of old, very Barton.

2076
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,400
I'm going to call the CPSC on your drinking.

2077
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,400
Old, very Barton.

2078
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:13,400
Very old Barton.

2079
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:14,400
Yeah, that's not quite.

2080
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,400
That's a high dollar one.

2081
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,400
Fourteen bucks.

2082
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,400
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm very impressed by that.

2083
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,400
OK, so we were talking about some other things that were coming up.

2084
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:22,400
Right.

2085
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,400
And I know I've dominated the conversation because I'm El Conti and all this kind of cool stuff.

2086
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,400
And gay.

2087
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,400
No, I just have a very exciting life.

2088
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:31,400
Well, one thing I want to want to do.

2089
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,400
You do.

2090
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:37,400
Well, one of the things I want to talk about is you're going to be up there in the mountains.

2091
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:41,400
I am in the wilderness in the world with a bunch of guys and a bunch of guys.

2092
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:42,400
What are you going to do for fun?

2093
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:46,400
I mean, what if someone like wakes up in the middle of the night and starts putting makeup on you?

2094
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:50,400
Wants to start braiding your hair.

2095
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:56,400
OK, well, first of all, there's only two people in the RV and in cheese and one of them.

2096
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,400
Oh, Paul's running low on fuel time to refuel.

2097
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,400
So it's only two of us in the RV.

2098
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,400
And if it only takes two.

2099
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:08,400
So that would be Jerry and Jerry's quite a bit bigger than I am.

2100
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,400
Oh, well, so I'm basically going to get down.

2101
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:14,400
I'm basically going to let him put makeup on me because she's going to overpower me.

2102
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,400
That's really a scary thought.

2103
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,400
Yeah, I don't think he's going to do that, though.

2104
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,400
So I think I'm safe.

2105
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,400
So anyway, what I'm getting at is you're going to be out there in the wilderness.

2106
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,400
Yes.

2107
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:30,400
And what if a large bear comes across?

2108
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,400
I'm glad you asked, Jeff.

2109
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,400
And some of the gun enthusiasts out there are going to be like, oh, my God, that's pathetic.

2110
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,400
But I'm going to have my Glock on my on my hip like I did last year.

2111
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:48,400
And and I'm going to empty the clip into his neck or his chest because his apparently it'll bounce off.

2112
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:55,400
That's correct. I am have been educated that the bear skull is like 18 inches thick.

2113
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,400
So where are you going to stick it?

2114
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,400
And their brain is the size of a pea.

2115
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,400
Just with meat. Right.

2116
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,400
So he shove it in their nose.

2117
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:09,400
I'm going to know. Seriously, I'm going to shoot at the eyes maybe and the neck and the and the and the chest.

2118
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,400
If I get a chance to.

2119
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:17,400
But sometimes you're just hanging out and you look over and holy shit like you didn't even have a chance.

2120
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:18,400
Holy fuck. Yeah.

2121
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,400
It was a holy fool.

2122
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:25,400
Well, there's the guy who just got attacked out in by is it by Yellowstone?

2123
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,400
He was just ride his bike.

2124
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,400
And there is a big old was that riding his bike.

2125
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,400
He was riding a clock.

2126
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:37,400
He was riding his bike on a trail and came out of nowhere.

2127
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:44,400
And he said he came upon a bear about 10 to 15 feet from him when he saw it.

2128
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,400
He hopped off of his bike.

2129
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,400
Why not turn the bike around and haul ass out of there?

2130
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,400
I don't know. Maybe he didn't have time.

2131
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,400
Maybe it was charging at him.

2132
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:57,400
So he hopped off his bike, laid down on his back.

2133
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:02,400
The bear came out to him, bit his leg, and he kicked him in the face, I guess.

2134
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,400
So that sounds stupid.

2135
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,400
I'm guessing he got off the bike was panicking. The bike fell over.

2136
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:11,400
He's stumbling backwards is charging and we fell down onto his back.

2137
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,400
I don't know the story I read so that he'd laid down.

2138
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,400
I don't know if he laid down.

2139
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:18,400
You don't mean it makes you sound like you like the bear coming.

2140
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,400
I'm going to lay down on my back.

2141
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:27,400
No, I think I think he does stumbling backwards and he became put himself in a defensive posture on his back.

2142
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:33,400
And when the beast came up and chomped his leg, one of his legs, I'm sure he had a reserve one leg should be.

2143
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:36,400
Should be dead. Yeah. Well, he said the bear.

2144
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:41,400
No, 999 times out of out of a thousand. They are dead.

2145
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:46,400
Yeah, he said it was about a 500 pound bear and that guy had a gun on him.

2146
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:50,400
Why? And he didn't like a rifle.

2147
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,400
That was a pistol pistol and he couldn't draw the pistol.

2148
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,400
He said he said he didn't want to shoot the bear.

2149
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:58,400
OK, he's a fucking moron. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm inclined to say that.

2150
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:01,400
And I cannot believe he's alive to even say that I didn't want to shoot the fact.

2151
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,400
I wish he were dead now.

2152
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:06,400
Then he said he said he was shooting to the ground.

2153
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:11,400
He walked down. I mean, you can shoot one in the air or something in the air in the ground.

2154
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,400
And if they don't respond to either of those, then you blast the motherfucker's meantime.

2155
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,400
All you get to do is just shoot at the camera.

2156
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,400
Yeah, the guy got lucky. So at the camera.

2157
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,400
That's all you got to do.

2158
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,400
Oh, it's kind of like blindly shoot at the camera.

2159
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:30,400
You're going to kill a director. I mean, the bear. Oh, you're going to like Baldwin on it too soon.

2160
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,400
You pulled a Baldwin, a Baldwin Baldwin.

2161
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:36,400
Well, honestly, I feel bad for Alec.

2162
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,400
If honestly, he's a douchebag. He's a douche.

2163
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,400
I get that. I don't like the way he is.

2164
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:50,400
But towards Trump and frankly, I feel horrible that he has to bear that for the rest of his life.

2165
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:53,400
But at the same time, it only.

2166
01:13:53,400 --> 01:14:03,400
It only solidifies the fact that there are so many people on the planet that own guns that have never killed anybody that are responsible.

2167
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:05,400
I get it. I get it.

2168
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:09,400
Accidents happen and this should be one of those moments where he should appreciate it.

2169
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,400
Be like, you know what? Maybe I was wrong.

2170
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:19,400
Well, I have read some of the, you know, right leaning news article news organizations and their

2171
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:25,400
their exploiting the gun control thing and all that kind of stuff.

2172
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,400
And they're and I'm like, come on, he's a he's a paid actor.

2173
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,400
This is negligence. It's not gun.

2174
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,400
And it's not his negligence.

2175
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,400
He's had a gun control would not have stopped this.

2176
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,400
And it's not his negligence either.

2177
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:38,400
There are multiple prop handlers.

2178
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,400
Well, that's what I'm waiting for.

2179
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:43,400
They handed him the gun and said it was this is a cold cold gun.

2180
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:44,400
But now, no, no.

2181
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:49,400
Part of this is his because he's the producer and he's responsible for hiring the people.

2182
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:54,400
OK, he may have been trying to save money maybe and hired this armorer.

2183
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,400
OK, he was not experienced.

2184
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,400
If that comes out, then there is some accountability there.

2185
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:07,400
I will tell you, I mean, I will tell you there was a there was an analogy produced on the five from our one of our favorites, Emily Campano.

2186
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:18,400
And what she said was that that there was a movie put out where one of the directors got hit by a train.

2187
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:22,400
That was whatever they were driving by their film.

2188
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,400
The director got train control is something we've never talked about on this show.

2189
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:33,400
My point is, is that locomotive, the director went to some people got put on probation.

2190
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:39,400
One person went to jail for two years or a while for that person losing their life.

2191
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:42,400
Yeah, that's a big deal because that's mismanagement.

2192
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,400
Of course. All right.

2193
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:49,400
There was the one the director got hit by a train lead person.

2194
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:55,400
The H.N.I.C. He was the lead person because ultimately he's the ship.

2195
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:57,400
He's the captain of the ship.

2196
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:59,400
So someone's got to fall.

2197
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:03,400
Somebody died. Somebody got massively hurt.

2198
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:11,400
OK. And they're from what I understood based on how's love at this talking to Jeff this week from what I've heard on some Tic Tocs.

2199
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:27,400
But but some of what I've heard was that there were some areas of concern during this process because they had they said there's been some issues with them checking the guns and making sure there was been what do they call that?

2200
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,400
Some standards that have been broken.

2201
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,400
They protocol protocol.

2202
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,400
And they jumped on this.

2203
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:34,400
You didn't do that.

2204
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,400
And like, is there a fuck up?

2205
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,400
But so how did the person die?

2206
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,400
Was there a bullet in the gun or not?

2207
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,400
OK, I've heard they're still looking into it to be sure.

2208
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:48,400
But at this point, the last I heard is a live bullet was in the gun.

2209
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,400
But it was it.

2210
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,400
So it's not a prop gun.

2211
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:52,400
No, no, it's a real gun.

2212
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,400
It's a real gun.

2213
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,400
That's my point.

2214
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:58,400
And then they're keep calling it a prop got a prop got a lot of people.

2215
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:05,400
I thought you said pop gun prop gun simply means a gun, a real gun they use on set that's loaded with blanks.

2216
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,400
That's called a prop gun.

2217
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:17,400
Well, that's not what I understood a prop gun to be a prop gun is a gun that doesn't have the ability to fire live.

2218
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,400
I am all now.

2219
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:26,400
That's what I mean. There's what is a prop gun, but it's simply one that's used as it fires blanks.

2220
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:29,400
It's a real gun.

2221
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:30,400
Yeah, it was a real gun.

2222
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:35,400
They said during the Westerns, they use real revolvers or prop firearm can mean several different things.

2223
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:41,400
The term can refer to fake guns, but also real weapons that are being used as props.

2224
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,400
That's that's and this was a real gun.

2225
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:48,400
And typically in Hollywood action movies, they are real guns and they use.

2226
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,400
Here's what's interesting. I didn't know this part.

2227
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:58,400
So depending on how the no wonder Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro walked around feeling so good about themselves.

2228
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,400
They were holding real good.

2229
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,400
A fucking gun right.

2230
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:07,400
Right. And when they shoot blanks like there is 38 special and when they shoot blanks, they are shooting.

2231
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:08,400
There's gunpowder in them.

2232
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:14,400
Right. And paper and paper and like there's other so shrapnel that will shoot out when there's stuff that shoots out.

2233
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:22,400
And in certain shots, they want they want to show the gun and they show like that has more effect to the movie.

2234
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:26,400
Right. So they have different types of blanks, ones that show kind of nothing.

2235
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:31,400
Some that have more explosive material that come out and then some have even more.

2236
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,400
Right. So they they have multiple things.

2237
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,400
I didn't know that like different blanks.

2238
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:38,400
Yeah, I could see that or cinematography effects.

2239
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,400
Right.

2240
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:44,400
But and apparently they use live ammo.

2241
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:51,400
I mean, they made it sound like there are situations in movies that they use live ammo.

2242
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,400
But I'm like, I'm surely not.

2243
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:57,400
But that same article, you know, made it.

2244
01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:02,400
I mean, because otherwise, why would they say it's a cold gun versus a hot gun?

2245
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:09,400
Well, evidently the bullet the bullet went right through the cinema director or the whomever this one can.

2246
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:10,400
The person in.

2247
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:15,400
No, the director and no, the camera person died and it went through her and hit the director.

2248
01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:18,400
Yeah, hit the director after that.

2249
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,400
Went through them.

2250
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,400
Yeah, went through her, went right through her.

2251
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,400
Yeah, that happens a lot.

2252
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:25,400
Does it?

2253
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:26,400
Yeah, it depends on it.

2254
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,400
There's another type of round.

2255
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:29,400
Right.

2256
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:30,400
I mean, that's the whole point.

2257
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,400
It's hollow point.

2258
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:35,400
If it's hollow point, it stops in the body and it's very destructive inside the body.

2259
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,400
If it's just a slug, it's crazy.

2260
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:48,400
Bob Wooden had made the he just put a bunch of he put a meme out there, something about, you know, I wonder how it feels to kill someone.

2261
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,400
Shoot an unarmed person.

2262
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:53,400
And that was in response to a police shooting.

2263
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:55,400
Correct.

2264
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,400
Again, it's unfair.

2265
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,400
In my opinion, he's a paid actor.

2266
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,400
He's he's.

2267
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,400
Yeah, yeah, I know.

2268
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:05,400
I don't I don't believe in in vilifying him for this.

2269
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,400
I don't.

2270
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:10,400
I think he's I think he's going to be pretty much done, though, because he's a producer.

2271
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,400
He has some sort of responsibility.

2272
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:12,400
Well, he's got the liability.

2273
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,400
Right.

2274
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:19,400
So the insurance and all the payouts that there's going to be lawsuits.

2275
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,400
He's responsible for.

2276
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,400
So the producer is also responsible for that because he's the one funding this whole thing.

2277
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:25,400
Well, he won't go to jail, but his insurance.

2278
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:26,400
And he shouldn't.

2279
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,400
He should not.

2280
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:28,400
Trust me.

2281
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:29,400
I'm not a fan of the guy.

2282
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:30,400
But there will be.

2283
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,400
There will be people that will go to jail for this.

2284
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:32,400
He's a grade A prick.

2285
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:33,400
There will be people that go to jail for this.

2286
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,400
But it's not fair.

2287
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,400
It's not fair to put a pin him on.

2288
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,400
Well, it should be the guys that were responsible for.

2289
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,400
They're called the armorer.

2290
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:38,400
There are several.

2291
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:39,400
The armorer.

2292
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:40,400
They're called the armorer, the onset armorers.

2293
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:41,400
And by the way, there's multiple of them and they're supposed to be it's almost like you

2294
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:42,400
say this is a cold gun.

2295
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,400
You hand it to me.

2296
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:44,400
I check.

2297
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,400
Affirmative.

2298
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,400
Cold gun.

2299
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:47,400
Hand it to the next guy.

2300
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:48,400
OK.

2301
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:49,400
Well, the director is supposed to check it as well.

2302
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:50,400
Right.

2303
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:51,400
I mean, it's ridiculous.

2304
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:52,400
I mean, it's ridiculous.

2305
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,400
I mean, it's ridiculous.

2306
01:20:53,400 --> 01:21:00,400
I mean, it's ridiculous.

2307
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,400
The assistant director is.

2308
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:06,400
They're supposed to follow protocol where this kind of thing can never happen.

2309
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:07,400
And it did.

2310
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:13,400
Well, I also heard that the union people that were working the film walked out.

2311
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,400
Because of unsafe conditions.

2312
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:16,400
Unsafe and overworked.

2313
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:21,400
And so they had a bunch of non-union folks working it.

2314
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,400
Interesting.

2315
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,400
They're effed.

2316
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:26,400
That's the case.

2317
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,400
There's going to be lawsuits for sure.

2318
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,400
And you know what?

2319
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,400
I'm OK with that.

2320
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,400
It was a highly mismanaged.

2321
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,400
Yeah, I'm OK with that because it's never OK.

2322
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,400
It's never OK for somebody to die.

2323
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:37,400
No.

2324
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:39,400
I mean, hell, you remember Vic Morrow.

2325
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:41,400
Get his head cut off.

2326
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:42,400
Yeah.

2327
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,400
And two children died on set on the Twilight Zone movie.

2328
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:48,400
The helicopter crashed on scene, killed him, killed two kids.

2329
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,400
And guess who the director was?

2330
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,400
John Landis.

2331
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,400
He did the thriller.

2332
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:54,400
John Landis.

2333
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:57,400
Like one of the biggest director names in...

2334
01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:58,400
At the time it was.

2335
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,400
Well, that didn't end his career.

2336
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:01,400
That did not end his career.

2337
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,400
Well, who do you throw stones at when something like this happens?

2338
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,400
Apparently he was not accountable.

2339
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:11,400
Well, if you sign a contract with somebody and you're kind of like, all right, well, you need to take full responsibility in case this happens.

2340
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,400
That's the reason why you didn't go to jail.

2341
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:13,400
I don't know.

2342
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,400
But talk about horrific.

2343
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,400
That's got to go.

2344
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:20,400
In my opinion, that goes down as probably the worst.

2345
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,400
Then you have Brandon Lee.

2346
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,400
Yeah.

2347
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,400
That was 93.

2348
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,400
And that was also a blank.

2349
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,400
That was not a live round.

2350
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:34,400
It was a blank that ended up becoming a projectile when it should not have been.

2351
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,400
I don't know.

2352
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,400
And killed somebody.

2353
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:44,400
So anyway, it's interesting because when these things happen, they immediately jump on the history of mishaps on set.

2354
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:45,400
Right.

2355
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:46,400
And that doesn't happen very often.

2356
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,400
It does not happen.

2357
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,400
And if you consider how many movies are filmed and how many times guns are used.

2358
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:51,400
Right.

2359
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,400
You know what I mean?

2360
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,400
So it's not again.

2361
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:55,400
I don't think it's fair.

2362
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,400
I'm not again.

2363
01:22:56,400 --> 01:23:00,400
I'm not a fan of the guy, but I'm not OK with him being blamed for this.

2364
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,400
Yeah, I think he's pretty much.

2365
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:04,400
I'll be surprised if he comes back.

2366
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:05,400
Really?

2367
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:06,400
Just mentally.

2368
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:12,400
And I think he's going to be lawsuits galore.

2369
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,400
Yeah, this is kind of a dick thing to say, but I'd be OK with that.

2370
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:17,400
I think he's I think he's a piece of shit.

2371
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:19,400
Are you talking about Alec Baldwin?

2372
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,400
Yeah.

2373
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:21,400
Well, I'm good.

2374
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:28,400
I'm good with my point is I'm good with him not being in the news, saying all this spewing, all this liberal shit and dogging all these people.

2375
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:32,400
You know, go away and go away with a hunt for red October.

2376
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:33,400
He was good.

2377
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:37,400
That was a great movie.

2378
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:40,400
You know, and he had a few brothers that try to make it into the business.

2379
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:46,400
But he when he got into the center at live and started doing the Trump thing, that's what I'm saying.

2380
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:55,400
I mean, look, there's a difference between trying to be funny, rile someone up and be hey, let's let's put our pet on some of the but then there's that.

2381
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,400
I mean, he was he's you know, the difference is hate.

2382
01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,400
Yeah.

2383
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:05,400
If you're a comedian and you're just trying to make people laugh and you're making fun of anybody, it doesn't matter who you make fun of.

2384
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:09,400
If it's just trying to make people laugh and be light hearted about it, I'm OK with that.

2385
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,400
But SNL became hateful.

2386
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,400
It did.

2387
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:16,400
And that's why Tina Fey, her little act about what's her name?

2388
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:17,400
Oh, God, Sarah Palin.

2389
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:18,400
Sarah Palin.

2390
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:19,400
It was not just to be funny.

2391
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:26,400
It was hateful because she followed it up in the news by saying shitty things about her.

2392
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:27,400
You know what I mean?

2393
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,400
Yeah. So I'm not on board with the hate.

2394
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:32,400
They can fuck themselves when they're being hateful.

2395
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,400
That's not humor. That's not that's not being a comedian.

2396
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:38,400
Well, it's been years since I've tried to watch it every now and then.

2397
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,400
I can't because it's not funny. It's not funny.

2398
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,400
They suck. Not funny anymore.

2399
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,400
Yeah. And I'll tell you what, they call themselves comedians and they're really not good.

2400
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:48,400
There's some new cast newscasters.

2401
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:49,400
There's a I don't know what their names.

2402
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:51,400
There's a white guy and a black guy.

2403
01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:55,400
And I really like it because they write each other's content.

2404
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,400
Yep. I've seen that.

2405
01:24:56,400 --> 01:25:01,400
And they like to say the racist shit back and forth.

2406
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,400
I have seen that. That is funny.

2407
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:09,400
OK, so that explains it because I I've always wondered why they start laughing before they say it.

2408
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:11,400
Yeah. Well, they're right.

2409
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:15,400
That makes sense because there is not theirs and they start to read it and they're like, oh, yeah.

2410
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:18,400
Oh, no, I've got to save this.

2411
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:19,400
OK, that makes sense.

2412
01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:21,400
And I've only I only saw it once.

2413
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,400
That's what it is. They do it every time.

2414
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:23,400
They're writing each other.

2415
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:25,400
Well, I mean, as far as I know, they are.

2416
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:28,400
And they they do some truly tasteless stuff, man.

2417
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:31,400
Well, the whole point is to make them as embarrassed as possible.

2418
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:34,400
It's kind of like, who are the four guys that do that?

2419
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:37,400
The impractical jokers?

2420
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,400
Yes, yes. That's what that it reminds me.

2421
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:40,400
Who the hell is that?

2422
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,400
It's a stupid show.

2423
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:42,400
You've never seen it?

2424
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,400
Brandon watches that.

2425
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:45,400
Four guys, impractical jokers.

2426
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,400
You've never even heard of it, Sean?

2427
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:48,400
No.

2428
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:49,400
It's actually a good premise.

2429
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:58,400
So they'll go into different scenarios and there'll be three guys in a back room with with microphones.

2430
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:02,400
The guy the guy will have an earpiece and they'll say, you need to say this.

2431
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:06,400
So for them to say that case for them to it's like a challenge.

2432
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:16,400
They have to like he said, they have to go out and make three guys are watching on videos with it with and they're instructing him what to do.

2433
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,400
OK, are you listening, Sean?

2434
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:19,400
Yeah, they're instructing him what to do.

2435
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:24,400
And then they they go out there because I mean, you're looking you're looking at stuff.

2436
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:25,400
I want to make sure you got it.

2437
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:29,400
And and so.

2438
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:34,400
They make them do really uncomfortable things, really uncomfortable.

2439
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:35,400
Well, I'd be on board with that.

2440
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,400
And then I'd be that perfect guy in that room.

2441
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,400
And so he's got the thing in his ear, right?

2442
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,400
And so it's the same kind of thing.

2443
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:43,400
He'll go.

2444
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:51,400
Like when they tell him what he has to do and they're lapping their asses off, he's like he looks at the camera and he's like, yeah, and it's funny.

2445
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,400
Those things can be pretty funny.

2446
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:58,400
But it can get pretty it can be pretty I think the guys are obnoxious.

2447
01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,400
It bugs me.

2448
01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:02,400
I think some of the scenario is pretty funny, but I've never seen it.

2449
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,400
The guy I'm really surprised.

2450
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:05,400
I'm really surprised by that.

2451
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,400
It's right up your alley.

2452
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:07,400
I think you'd really like it.

2453
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:09,400
Yeah, Brian, I watched the shit out of those.

2454
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,400
Yeah, that's so much.

2455
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:13,400
I actually think you like it.

2456
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:22,400
But to me, you know, anytime you're like I just imagine myself like in a coffee shop somewhere and seeing somebody act like a jackass.

2457
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:26,400
And I'm like, I don't have the emotional energy to deal with your with you.

2458
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:31,400
And if this is a this is a practical joke, is it worth it?

2459
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:32,400
Right.

2460
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,400
Is it worth it?

2461
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,400
Because I may die of a heart attack or you may die because I may choke you out.

2462
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:47,400
So OK, so the good thing is and back me up on this, Jeff, I don't think they necessarily they don't they they they don't they don't gear towards embarrassing people.

2463
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:50,400
They do it to embarrass themselves.

2464
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:51,400
Right.

2465
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:54,400
They don't they don't make somebody feel like a total fool.

2466
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,400
And I like that.

2467
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:59,400
I like that because I wouldn't be on board with innocent people being made fools of.

2468
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:04,400
They literally make it to where people look at him going, you know, whatever.

2469
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,400
So anyway, we've watched a couple of them.

2470
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,400
Dawson and I think they're funny.

2471
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:10,400
Now, so well, that's freaking cool.

2472
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,400
So I'm a little bit disappointed.

2473
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:15,400
You're not going to be around for a couple of weeks, but that's cool.

2474
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,400
Well, we'll pick this back up.

2475
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:20,400
We've got another we've got you're going to be gone for 12 days.

2476
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:22,400
12 days.

2477
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:28,400
And so the opportunity for you to be back for this coming this second Tuesday is is fair to good.

2478
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,400
We'll see what happens.

2479
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,400
You guys should get a guest.

2480
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:33,400
I would love to listen to it while I'm gone.

2481
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:34,400
Did you say guest?

2482
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:35,400
I guess.

2483
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,400
Well, you know what we need to get?

2484
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:40,400
Maybe we can just get some weird guests off the fly.

2485
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,400
We can come back.

2486
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:43,400
They don't do that.

2487
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,400
They don't have to be weird.

2488
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,400
Maybe we'll pull the ladies.

2489
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,400
You saying Andrew's weird.

2490
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:48,400
What?

2491
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,400
You said maybe she gets them weird.

2492
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:51,400
Yes.

2493
01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:52,400
You just call Andrew weird.

2494
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:53,400
You said weird.

2495
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:54,400
I didn't say weird.

2496
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,400
I didn't say I love me.

2497
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,400
She makes amazing bread.

2498
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,400
Well, she does make good bread.

2499
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:00,400
This is dudes like us.

2500
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:01,400
This has been a fantastic night.

2501
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,400
Appreciate it.

2502
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:04,400
We jammed up on some major bourbon tonight.

2503
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:05,400
Very old Barton.

2504
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:06,400
It's a win.

2505
01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:09,400
Fart and Barton, which is extremely.

2506
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:11,400
We call that a unicorn.

2507
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:12,400
This one.

2508
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:13,400
Yeah.

2509
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,400
Well, I'm going to call this one shockingly well.

2510
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,400
I mean, it's great bourbon at fifteen dollars.

2511
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,400
It's not the unicorn.

2512
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:21,400
I would have paid forty for that.

2513
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:22,400
That's good.

2514
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,400
I was surprised how good it was.

2515
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:26,400
Well, I'm going to miss you guys.

2516
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,400
Wish me luck on shooting a unicorn.

2517
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,400
I hope you kill something.

2518
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,400
I hope you murder something.

2519
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:34,400
I tell you what, if I do, I'm bringing some back for you guys.

2520
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:38,400
So I can't wait to eat your meat.

2521
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,400
What?

2522
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,400
Bring an elk brisket.

2523
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,400
Anybody else hear that?

2524
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:43,400
Smoking.

2525
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:44,400
My earphones working.

2526
01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:47,400
Oh, my God.

2527
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,400
Can we shut this down?

2528
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,400
This dude's like, I'm Sean signing off.

2529
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,400
Good night.

2530
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:52,400
I'm Paul.

2531
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:53,400
And I'm Jeff.

2532
01:29:53,400 --> 01:30:15,400
Good night.

