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So we're not gonna see well that's not like a toilet

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Could have been toilet flushing

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All right, we're gonna jump right into it because

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Well because we're excited we're ready to roll

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And because we can

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Well, so I don't know what the name of it is. What is the name of the bourbon we're drinking?

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Very old Barton 100 proof. That's 100 proof

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And it's exceptionally expensive. I cannot believe we sprung from that

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Yeah, actually I was pretty surprised when you told me the cost of it because well

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I mean I haven't really I haven't taken a full swig of it yet

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I've taken two small tastes and if for 100 proof right off the bat, it doesn't seem

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Really hot on the tongue. No, it's not it doesn't burn

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And I'm almost thinking you're lying. No, it tastes like it's like 80 90 proof. Well, the bottle says hunter proof

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So they're lying could be

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And it was a whopping uh, 15. Yeah that part blows me away

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Oh, look at that

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75% corn 15% ride 10% malted barley

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15% rye and it doesn't taste like dough

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No, we got to figure out what that dough taste is

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Yeah, we need to figure out is it a certain type of corn or rye that they're using or barley? It could be a certain type

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I don't know. I thought I thought it was a weeded beer that you got. I mean we did bourbon

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No, it's not complaining about the doughy taste. Sometimes it is

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Well, sometimes they have that doughy taste in it. So maybe it is it maybe it's a

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Variation of the corn, but but this stuff barton this would taste. All right. I mean it does I like it a lot it it tastes

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For 15 bucks. Is this available here in texas? Yeah, that's where I got it

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Yeah, well, you know what? I'm this may be my party pleaser. I may just pick up a keg of this

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Case yeah, well, you know, we're having our annual

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halloween party at the uh

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the house and

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You know once again, it's a

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I don't know if they make the tankards in them. They had the they do do they yeah

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Well, they of the of the 100 or the 86 proof. Oh, yeah. Good point. I'm not sure well you could buy two

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750s for freaking 30 bucks. Yeah, I just I want a pony keg

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Just a full case

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55 gallon barrel put a tap on it. There you go

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Not 55, but you know, maybe a

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I don't know

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They make half kegs. I'm sure they do. Uh, well garrison brothers. You said they use small barrels, didn't you?

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Yeah, they do. Yeah, so this this um

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Very old barton and I did some research and it's allocated in some areas where it's it's hard to find and people hunt for it

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Really? Yes

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Hunt for this type the spooze for this specific one. Yes

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So it's a it's a it's warming

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Slightly sweet but muddled with unclear flavors with the palette. Um, I wonder why they would sell it so

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Inexpensively well because it says with unclear flavors. That means we had no idea

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What that taste is it could be butthole

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That's really sweet that might be butthole

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It does taste like you were going with that

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Exactly. Oh, okay. Yeah, or it was oh, I know exactly what that is. I can't tell you

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All right

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So it says the several drops of water amp up the nose tickle briefly before adding a tinge of sweetness in the form of

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plain simple syrup

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Um water optional, yeah water optional, of course it is

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It's very easy to drink it is and uh, you know, it doesn't have a lot of depth and stuff like that

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But it's good. I like it. No, it doesn't you're right now that you mentioned it

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It doesn't pop like a lot of the you know, I guess that's what the sacrifice is when it's 115

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Points on that bad boy and it comes in really hot but you get a bouquet of uh of of nose

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Flowers, you know all different types of cherries

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And stuff that pop this one it's not popping very much. What kind of sign language we got going on there?

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I was just trying to tell him to scroll up or scroll down and I I don't know which one it is

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Anyway, uh, let's see overall. It says a decent all-around bourbon on the dry side, but good balance

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Additional abb over its siblings has brought

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Additional robustness and concentrated flavor and a much well-needed extra sweetness

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Even if it's no longer the six-year. Oh man. Um, you're not supposed to inhale it. That's what that was all about

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It says a hunter proof on there and you're absolutely certain. Mr. Producer. That says a hunter proof just in case jeff is blind

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That's what we have very old barton hunter proof

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Pretty hard to miss out. Yeah. Yeah, but down below it says uh the for all the background start with very old barton 86 proof

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For all those he was

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Start with the old start this one is a little confusing. There are actually two very old straight bourbons that are hunter proof one says bottle

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In bond and the other one doesn't so it's pretty much

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For what I read is they they they took the bottle in bond label off of it

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I guess it doesn't meet the criteria anymore. I think it has to have an age statement

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To be a bottle in bond and it doesn't have an age statement anymore. It was a very old barton 86 proof

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statement to be a bottle in bond and it doesn't have an age statement anymore. It was six years. I believe

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I think it says there it was six years

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Anyway, I like it. No, it said six. I know we've seen it at total wine and you pick it up sometimes

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And you look at it. You're like

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And plus the wrapper kind of makes it feel uh, like you're buying a candy bar the way the print did

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I don't know. This is me. It seems it seemed kind of um

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I mean, especially didn't seem like a bourbon we'd buy well and and and the price

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I mean we looked at the price and we're like, okay well because what do we we

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I mean, we know that there are some very expensive ones versus some

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That you know that does not mean quality. But when you have a price that low

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It it i'm sure it scares off some customers could be

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You know unless the people who know right like i'd get this again

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I'd put up on the screen to be uh bottled in bond whiskey must be the product of a single distiller at a in a single season

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Aged for a minimum of four years

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in a federally bonded warehouse

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And bottled at 50% apv. So you know what that means when they say it needs to be in a federally bonded warehouse

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It amazes me how much money goes back to the state and how much control they have over that

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I heard they they don't they pay like oh like 50%

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taxes on that booze

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Crazy, yeah, we did say that

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But I don't know 50. I won't even say it was like 58% was

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Of the of the all the sales go to the state

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well some states

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Really control the allocation. That's kind of bullshit like bad allocation. You mean distribution the distribution?

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Yeah saying you get this you get this you get this that's that's that's controlled by the state

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whereas in texas

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If you can get it you get it, right?

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If your buyers are good enough and your distributor is good enough you can get the stuff. Yeah. Yeah, there's there's a lot of uh

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Distributors are kind of

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Uh got their hands tied up too. It's kind of like

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uh cours and like, you know, if you're a local distillery

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Local if you make your own beer, it's very difficult to be picked up by one of those guys

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You know, it's it's like, you know, for example, uh

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They have uh, what's that?

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In um mckinney. That's right. Coney. Yeah, frank. Coney. I knew it

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It's frank. Coney like for them. They weren't able to get on on the ticket to get distributed from um, penny keith

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I mean they they can now but you know, but but there was a time where they couldn't

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And it's like what the hell why not?

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Why can't we why can't we order that sell it at our beer bar? Right, you know, and it turns out that

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We ended up being able to sell it simply because since they made it in mckinney and our business was in mckinney

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We were able to sell a mckinney beer and they couldn't say shit about it and we could deal business directly with them

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Also, benny keith would have if if let's say you that your store was in plano

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No, then you cannot so benny keith would have said we're gonna stop delivering till you know

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Yeah, they just shut you out and benny keith does more than just booze. I mean they they serve plates silverware

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Uh flour all the stuff you need for restaurants to be successful, you know, right?

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It's kind of bullshit. And so yeah, I see what you're saying about when they allocate and authorize and they

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You know they could stunt some business

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Did more than a chance making they can make a business go out totally go out of business. Well, didn't um,

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I don't know if someone here said it or one of the people at

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total wine about yingling the reason that it took

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The time that it did was because of the distributors. Yeah, they were bent, you know, probably

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Bounding together to keep them out to keep them out right and then giving kickbacks to the distributors. Yeah

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Yeah, like I said, it's like you know hyzer push and coors right all those folks

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They know they don't hold a candle to us or the hey man. Well put it this way

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When's the last time you bought miller? I'm not granted. We have some Miller here, but we've been buying the yingling

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Regular lager in the light now. Yep. That's my go-to now, you know

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You know, we're not well, you can't get your miller. I'm sure if that was still around you'd be buying that that's your point

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um, but you know, it's

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I used to get the miller light and

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It's been ever since this launched and when was that august september?

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I haven't bought never purchased any it's been all yingling. Yeah

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Crazy. I like it grew up with it. So

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Can you what did you do with that?

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What did you do with that uh, the the very old barton link you still have it up

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Okay, because it was describing some sort of warehouse collapse

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I was curious to see what it was talking about there. Yes. Well then they talked about

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The warehouse collapse in june

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9,000 bourbon barrels. Oh my god

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A nightmare warehouse collapses. Look at that treasure. So that's going to when was this

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Talk about a money shot. Oh, that's 2018. So

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That's about four years, right?

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Yeah, maybe that's why it's getting hard to find

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Because they had 9 000 barrels tank

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It says that 9 000 barrels were damaged and spilled into a creek which killed over 800 fish

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No, they just got drunk

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Is that their fault for drinking that much they were pickled they had a choice

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Yeah, no shit 9 000. So they I wonder if it was all I don't

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They also they also make the 1792 that we like right?

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So it may not have all been this it could have been a mixture of uh, oh look at that

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Oh through that aerial picture right there

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And you know, you should do that claim

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That'd be an easy one

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Oh my god, I say can I have this barrel?

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Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that would have definitely happened. I'm gonna rent a truck

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Also old brands also, this is sasarac brand

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I don't know. It said 9 000 barrels perished. So

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By the size of what we saw that fell. It's probably probably holds about 25 000

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Barrels in there you think it looks like half of it fell. Yeah

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Oh, I imagine that the the fire crews that showed up to help contain the spill and stuff we're

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Yeah, getting their thermoses out filling up that are just like heartbroken, right? I mean look at that

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Well, did it catch fire? No, but they were called in to

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Help with the recovery effort. Well, I bet you could smell that for miles. Yes. I bet everyone's like

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Okay, canadian mist or something like that. It's I can't remember which one it was

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And every time sometimes when you drive by when they were distilling it and brewing it and everything. Yeah. Oh, it smelled good

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It smelled really good. I don't know if they were bottling it or what but it was certain times when you drive by on the highway

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and uh, yeah, you could smell it it was uh, yeah, it was uh

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It smelled really really good. I can't remember which which uh distillery it was but um

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It was good smelled good and right next to it down the street. There was a

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Okay, so you drive by that you'd smell the vanilla. Oh, yeah and stuff like that

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Yeah, and then in the town I lived in we had a glue factory and that smelled amazing

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It always reminded me of a what they make like horses. Yes grind up horses. Yes

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but every now and then you'd see like a something hanging out of it and

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They slaughtered them for this. Well, no, I don't know. I don't know where they raised and slaughtered

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I don't know. I bet you they were they I don't know where but I mean the meat was

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Already pulled off and everything because you don't make the glue out of the meat, right?

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But uh when they were cooking it had a an aroma to it

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And it kind of at the time I was always like it reminds me of macaroni and cheese

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Smell at least that's what it reminded me of people always disagree with me, but it just it smelled. Yeah bet

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And I hear paper mills are awful. They smell awful. I went to I went to

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Mead I think it was mead paper had a paper factory there and it stunk

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So bad, I don't know how anyone could live there. It was so bad. I guess you get used to it

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Yeah, you get used to it. But it was yeah, I guess so. Oh, it's so bad

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I mean we're able to have a podcast here. Well, that's your ass. No

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Well, we'll never get no have you ever smelled a paper? That's not what I heard

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I heard it was your ass. Have you ever smelled a paper factory? No. Oh, it's so bad

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Yeah, and it stinks. I heard and I was like, could you imagine working in there? Oh

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If it's this bad

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10 miles away from it

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As shown a rips ass

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Did you really know?

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What what do you think it smells like inside, you know, yeah, no kidding tart cheese

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What's called pungent cheese pungent cheese. That was the melted horse. Yeah

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So the only other example I can think of is people who work at

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tire plants

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Or even not even tire plants like discount tire. Well, how about well, I can't get the smell

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What is that? I can't get the smell the rubber. Well, I worked again during college

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I had a job every every summer every Christmas. I had a job and one summer my summer job has always changed and one summer

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I worked for a temp agency and then my jobs changed, you know, sometimes I was I worked a job for a week

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And it was just simple labor stuff, right? Right go and I'd cut the lawn at a warehouse or something like that

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They they offered me a position at Cooper tire

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And it was up by us and it was going to be like a six-week thing would have gotten me through the rest of the summer

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right, so for six weeks and

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They had over five million tires in there. Wow

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I got through

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the first day and I was like

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I can't handle this I was sick right and so I went up and told the guy I was like, I can't handle the smell

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I was like, it's making me sick. I was like I'll finish the week out

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But I can't because that's what he asked. He goes. Can you at least finish the weekend?

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I was like, I'll finish the week out. I worked from I think six to three six a.m. To three p.m

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And my sole job was to work with this lady

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She worked the forklift these forklifts were just flying around and they had pallets

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Just probably so you so my job was basically restack every damn tire in the in the in the warehouse

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Okay, because they were consolidating

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So they wanted to put more in there so they had these tires

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They'd have four stacks probably six seven or eight tires high depending on the size

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Okay, so my job was this lady would pull all these pallets down and they're probably

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Six pallets high right tremendously high

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She was like, oh my god

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She pulled them down line them up. My job was to

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Pull all of the tires apart and then throw another stack in the middle. So there were five

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Right stacks of tires on this one pallet, right instead of four, right?

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So she pulled down the the five right so or whatever it was and four at a time and then I'd

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Carry tires every night throw in the middle and restack them

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So I was gonna do that for six weeks that explains your shoulder problems could be man

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You could have a lot of problems. I mean there there's a lot of toxic fumes come out of tires. It was terrible

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It was terrible. I don't know how how you could work there mercury sickness. Yeah

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But I mean, there's a whole there's a whole laundry list. Yeah, so the lady I worked with had a permanent

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Like industrial tens unit on her back

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What one of those electroshock things because she was injured a a um,

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Forklift ran into her. Oh

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Shattered her hip and she's back doing her thing, but she's in constant pain

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So she has this constant thing shocking her her side

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And that first day I was there

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when I when I was going out with her she's like

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She's like if you're if you were ever just walking around and you hear wood cracking

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Run because they have avalanches there

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Where the pallets collapse because there's so much weight on them

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So the pallets an entire walls horrible thing to say of a horrible thing to say and it happened when I was there

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a freaking avalanche an entire wall thousands of tires

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Came tumbling down in the one week you worked there. It happened. Yes, you could have been killed. Oh, yeah

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I wasn't wow, there are different sections. So I wasn't that section but they called everyone over there

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So so then everybody had to work to clean it all up. Yeah, we were like guess who stacked this one the new guy. Yeah

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Damn jackass

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We hadn't worked that section yet

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And sure it was a mess. I mean you've seen those videos where they actually hit on those big tall and they all come crashing down

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That's what it was like. It was it was a mountain of tires. Yeah, those videos usually have some culprit

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Jeff

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Jeff that wasn't me

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It wasn't me because that's what she said. She goes if you if you hear wood cracking you hear it

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So they had these these huge shelf units made out of wood. No, they're just pallets

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So it's wood palettes and then they would how does that how that seems like a violation of something? I don't know

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They were just regular wood pallet. Maybe they were reinforced. I don't know

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But they were just wood pallets. They look like, you know, you'd buy at the store or get at the store

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and like I said

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Wow, however much those tires weigh right what each tire weighs what 40 pounds or still 30 pounds? Yeah, that's what they're stacked on

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Just like that and uh, but my job was to see how those are reinforced now

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Yeah, osha standards. Yeah, they were not back then

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This was 30 years ago. Yeah, look up look up. Uh, damn tire avalanche

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I bet you you'd find something

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You probably would so it sounds like it was fairly common there. It sounds like a fairly common

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and uh

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um

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It but it was a mess. I i'd get home and I and I stunk

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My i'd get home I was living with my dad. He's like god you stink. Yeah, and I would go straight to bed

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Oh, yeah, you got like a headache. I had a headache and I was stacking tires for

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You know freaking nine hours. Oh, man. I imagine you were just toxic

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Yeah, felt like shit i'd shower and I'd just go to bed at like four o'clock in the afternoon. Wow, man

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You should love it's got the epa according to the epa. It's got benzene high levels of benzene mercury

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styrene butadone

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I don't know what that is, but it sounds like a it sounds bad. Yeah

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polysolic aromatic hydrocarbons

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Arsenic, okay, that sounds back to you amongst several other chemicals heavy metals and carcinogens have been found in the tires and

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The shit that you would hail. Yeah to this day. I have a problem

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Like when we're at cosco in the tire center, I have a hard time going in there because of the smell

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You were there for one week one week. Well, it's because god gives you

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Tolerances right and he rations them out

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I guess just cashed all of his tire tolerances. I guess

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One can't stand that and survived an avalanche. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I remember

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The lady that I was working with had to go see her doctor. So I had like three hours

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They just they just told me to go sweep the floor or something like that

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So I'll sweep the floor and there's mazes, right?

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So they had these little hallways of tires just stacked to the ceiling 50 feet up

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And I found a spat and I was just sitting back there and I found a spot and I just sat down also damn tires

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near the end of the week, I was like screw it, you know, so I sat down and

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Got a quick nap, but I was sitting back there going if this falls

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They'll never find me

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They'll never find you. Yeah, they're like didn't we have somebody start the other day cuz I was like there was a wall and then like

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Probably 30 feet of tire behind me

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Just stacks of them and stinking. Oh and it smelled so bad and you couldn't escape it, right?

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Because you're in this huge warehouse full of over 5 million tires

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So I do not recommend that that position to anyone. So there you go. So you're where well

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They probably have all kinds of masks on they made today. They did back then

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Yeah, there was nothing. I mean everyone was just flying around

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Well that goes to show in any environment in like the old day like coal miners never right never had anything and people working

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Just you're not what do you call them?

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The gas plants, what do you call those?

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Gas plant natural gas plant

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William where they do the not distilling but they do the refinery refineries and stuff like that. Oh awful

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Yeah, I guarantee they weren't wearing adequate protection or any of that kind of stuff

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Yeah, I imagine I mentioned a lot of those people that worked there for years

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I bet they have some serious health problems. Sure. Just just cancer or breathing issues

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Yeah, whatever, you know, I was there for a week and I like I said every day I was done

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I felt like crap. Yeah, just nauseous just sick and I was just like I'm glad I

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Looked back. I was like it was an experience, you know, I tell my kids about it. They're just like whatever dad whatever, you know

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You mean you're you're temporary the fact that they would put you like anywhere type of thing or just just a tire place, right?

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Yeah

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Then they'd laugh at me. I was like whatever you do that. How hard is that? I don't know. Let's see you do it. I

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Had I mean lazy assholes. I worked at a movie theater, which was like the best

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Right smell like popcorn

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No, no, I didn't smell like anything. I mean I I didn't pick up any smells from the theater

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But it got sure sure and I got to I mean it was it was always he had that

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Teenager funk, you know, he probably didn't shower it sits all over

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Polyester he's more polyester. Nothing breathe back been before where they have butt wipes

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Yeah, nothing. It's like a bioderm dome down there. So it turns out I had a massive blind spot

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I think I had no idea. That's what I know until right now. That's what I know the girls talk to you like

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Yeah, that's where I met my wife. There's a they called you the biodome God

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wrong with you guys

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It was the best job ever. I got to watch free movies all the time her olfactory nerves were were down

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Anyway, I did get sick of it one day one get drunk and then he played a game of hide the meat stick, you know

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One Christmas I because I would work there. I'm ignoring all the height hide the meat stick

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So one year in high school and then every you know Christmas and summer with his friend during college

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Right, correct. And then what I got really tired of working there for some reason when I was getting older

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It's like maybe the high school kids or something. Anyway, so I decided to work somewhere else

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Just one Christmas and I worked at Toys R Us and they put me it was wintertime and they put me in this

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like

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makeshift lean to

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Built on the side of the building where people would come up and hand you tickets and you had to give them the video games

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Right, right and all the customers were I mean they were horrible

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I was freezing my ass off because we had no heaters in there. My tech mobile. Yes, they were

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Incredibly rude because first off I had to look for them. I didn't know where they were right? So here I am going. Okay, okay

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and then I as soon as I finished that shift I

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Drove over to the movie theater where I knew everybody and they and the manager and I said can I have my job back?

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Cuz I'm not going back to Toys R Us

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One day one and done really couldn't do it because and it was mainly because of the rude customers

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I couldn't I couldn't believe it. I worked every Christmas. I think I started my

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Senior year in high school over Christmas break

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I worked at there used to be a toy store called KB toys KB toys

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Yeah, KB toys was inside the mall. There's inside the Tri County Mall in Cincinnati. Yep

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I remember that one and

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I

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Got and again

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I worked there every Christmas because I got to do the manager and every Christmas I'd come back

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I did it for five years, right?

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Five years and I and I experienced that same thing. So I did everything

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I'd get there because I was one of the older ones. I was in college at the time, right?

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So I could get there early

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During the week and stuff like that to help unload the trucks and stuff like that

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And one of my jobs was to unload the truck find the video games, right open them and

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Stick them behind the counter

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right because

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People knew when the trucks showed up

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And they would line up outside before the gates would open

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And then it was just a free-for-all, right? So I'd be behind and I'd work to registers. I did everything

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I did the stock the inventory the registers, uh, hold on yards

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and uh

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The when you're behind the register and these people are fighting essentially, right?

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I want tech mobile was the big one. I remember. I mean, it's like a we call that black friday

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Yeah, well that was that was like well, yeah black friday was big which right?

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It wasn't as big back then as it is now, but it was no but I just mean the tension of people jockeying for position

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And just being ridiculous. Yeah, it was and it was like that a lot

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The closer you got and the closer you got you'd get people coming up like to do for christmas. Yeah, you got this

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No, I don't right. You should have checked three months ago

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Right, so

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Yeah, it's I experienced that

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The crazed parent looking for the video game. That's when nintendo first came out super nes

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those old ones, right so

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We had it we sold because if you didn't have the tech mobile, they'd be like, well, I gotta get something

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Like what do you recommend? Well spider-man i'm going to kb. They didn't have like the mainstream toys. It seemed like they had

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Well, they did when I was there. Yeah, garbage pail kids. They had everything

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It just seemed like a

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They had a different strain of toys like if you went to toys or us it seemed like they had different variety of maybe there was just

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More. Well, yeah toys or us is a lot bigger than yeah, maybe that's all

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Yeah, kb was just a little little shop in the mall

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And you know, they had all the name brand stuff star wars he man

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Barbies, why did toys rs go out of business? They they expanded way too much

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There's actually a video out there

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the rise and fall of of

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Toys or us. Yeah, and it shows you how many stores and it goes

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Because it's back down because it's not it's not like there's any competitors

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Amazon, you know, other than amazon in walmart and some of the bigger ones. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so, but they had a great

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Advertisement and i don't want to grow up by my toys

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Jeffrey the giraffe and their and their selection was

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Oh, yeah, incredible. Yeah, yeah, we'd go in there when the boys were small

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Yeah, just kind of

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He knows all the words Jeff

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It was a karaoke hit. I don't want to grow up because maybe if I know it was not a karaoke

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He mixed it

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Kids more games more toys. Oh boy. I want to be a toys or us kid. Yeah. Wow

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That was the whole thing man. Yeah, it was the whole thing

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Thank you, Sean Jeffrey the giraffe

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Of course, I spelled Jeffrey incorrectly well, it depends on what part of the country you're from

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No, that's the gay gay. That's a geoffrey

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Well, they had to put a g in there for giraffe I know but still it's jaw free the jar

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That's a german way of spelling it

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I'm sorry. You said it's a german way of spelling. I just

436
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,980
He was just because you're from germany is he

437
00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:59,900
My family I have lots of i'm fourth generation germany. You're germanic. You're germanic

438
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,620
As far as I know. Yeah, you're part of the horde

439
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:05,500
Yeah

440
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,180
the huns

441
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:08,380
No

442
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:10,380
Not the huns

443
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,500
Just the horde. Oh my gosh. So

444
00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:17,740
There is halloween coming up. Yes. Did you guys get to carve pumpkins?

445
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:20,780
No, no, my kids are gone

446
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:26,300
Well, we carve pumpkins. I like carving pumpkins, which means you don't have to have kids to do it, right?

447
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:30,540
But no, we didn't do it this year. We've got pumpkins. We tear one bought like

448
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,220
Eight or nine pumpkins one for everybody and

449
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:39,020
Or it is this weekend. That's right. So we carved them about we carved them last week

450
00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:43,900
We the kids really did good. I'm telling you. I know the kids are older. They're 19

451
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:47,420
and and 18 19 20 and up

452
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:53,580
But they it was cool to have all those pumpkins on the you know on our steps coming up to the house

453
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:56,940
Yeah, I think there was like seven or eight different pumpkins. Are they still there?

454
00:31:57,660 --> 00:32:03,260
No, excuse me. They all rot. They all got rotten. I mean they got rock quick because yeah, it's crazy because like the

455
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,220
It was like 50 60 degrees all the time

456
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:10,860
And well, I mean for a stretch and then uh, hell it got wild

457
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:14,220
I mean for a stretch and then uh, hell it got warm

458
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:18,700
Yeah, I got up at the upper eighties. My wife put them in these plastic bags and uh

459
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:21,580
Put them in the front of the yard and I was like, why did you do that?

460
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:25,580
Well, you should just freaking threw them on the bushes and just let them gel

461
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:31,820
Uh, fertilize. I mean those things were brought quick. That's gross. You get lots of bugs

462
00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,460
Yeah, but a flying gnats and

463
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:39,660
Flies and it would stink. It disappears. Good smell. No, it goes quick

464
00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:44,460
I used to work at it's worse when you put them in a plastic bag and let them sit in the front for a week

465
00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:49,980
Because that's what I had a curry to the back of the backyard and it started to like the air pocket started getting

466
00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:55,580
Balloon, but it's just nasty because you know, there was a there was a about a quart of liquid

467
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:01,340
Undefined liquid in the second orange and black and green liquid. Mr. Producer. I I requested

468
00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:04,780
Him before he takes off for a second half of his day

469
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,620
He has to go to bed till like four in the morning five in the morning, but he um,

470
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:12,140
I said hey before after the podcast when you come home, please

471
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:17,020
take the bags and move them to the back and

472
00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:21,900
Just to give you heads up. Mr. Producer. I moved two of the three bags for you

473
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,060
Ah

474
00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:26,540
So now you only have to move one. Are they heavy?

475
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:34,540
Um, they're just awkward because you don't want to they're too heavy for the bags in which they are in

476
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:37,020
So when you pick them up

477
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:41,660
You might want to great gingerly pick it up and don't

478
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:46,140
Don't just yeah, if you hear wood cracking don't stress it

479
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:53,520
Yes, don't stress the plastic because it'll break on you for sure. Yeah, some folks are really good at carpet pumpkins

480
00:33:54,860 --> 00:34:01,020
Yeah, we weren't ever that unbelievably creative. There's a lot of crazy pictures of man

481
00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:05,900
Well now they have these kits. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, just give me a big old butcher knife

482
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:11,740
You know the old old-fashioned jack-o-lantern. I was in construction. I always used my drywall saw

483
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,380
It's a keyhole saw basically. Yeah

484
00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:22,860
It works extremely well, I mean you can cut anything out circles and you just you know, wham and it's done instantly. Yeah

485
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:28,780
And oh man, it's like the perfect thing that they started like you said those little kits and you got the saws

486
00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:31,180
Yeah, they work but

487
00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:35,900
You know, they don't have a lot of integrity as far as trying to go up and down a little itty bitty ones

488
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:40,780
And you get freaking forearm burn you sit there and pound away on their fucking uh pumpkin with that little saw

489
00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:43,580
Yeah

490
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,580
Oh my god, it's the worst

491
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,020
Yeah

492
00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:51,100
Yeah, we never we never got that creative. No, it's kind of like sex. Fuck that

493
00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:53,820
I just go on for a few thrusts and get the shit cut, you know

494
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,540
Hmm. What?

495
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,700
Hmm a few thrusts

496
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:03,820
Is really one two three. Thank you. Yeah, so few is

497
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:07,260
Does it get to the center of a two-terra point?

498
00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:12,060
One two three

499
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,220
Wow

500
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:20,860
That's really great. That's a good commercial you see it pop up every now and then on tv today

501
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:26,380
It does. Yeah, you see it. Where the hell did that come from? Yeah, it's like the old old school with the owl

502
00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,380
I remember

503
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,620
Yeah, yeah speaking of halloween

504
00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:33,660
The

505
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:38,540
I know growing up I did the you know, the stupid little mask with the rubber band thing

506
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:44,620
We did that when I was smaller like a roy rogers or lone ranger cow. No, like snoopy or something like that

507
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:48,780
Oh, yeah, like a mask. Yeah, like the plastic mask with a little hole for your eyes

508
00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:52,780
Yeah, and I don't know. Do they still have those today? I don't they do

509
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,500
Do kids still wear them? They still wear them

510
00:35:55,500 --> 00:36:00,140
They well, I mean they sell them in the store. I mean, but it wasn't like it used to be

511
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:03,500
I mean now it's like I need the best thing. I need to look like a

512
00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:06,220
Dildo or something in order to go out

513
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:12,300
A dildo. Yeah things have you have to like things have changed tremendously. It's more realistic

514
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:17,180
The masks are out of this this rubber and it's got to look real before like when we were growing up

515
00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:17,980
It's just like hey, man

516
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:24,860
Yeah, just pick a fricking spider-man mask and a cheesy ass little leotard comes with a package. It's pre-packaged

517
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:30,700
It's like what size are you and boom? Yeah. Yeah. Now now it's these full things. What are you gonna be?

518
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:34,780
What are you gonna be? I mean, I don't know Snoopy. I think I was Snoopy one year

519
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:40,220
Nowadays are also expensive too. It's like it's hard. It's hard for parents with little kids to like

520
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:44,380
You know before you scrub a little bit that was that an AIDS spore?

521
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:48,060
Well, it's a coronavirus. It's still the same thing. It's a virus

522
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:54,380
So I remember when I got to probably middle school near the end probably fifth sixth seventh eighth grade

523
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,460
I don't think I did anything past eighth grade

524
00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:59,820
Um, I was always a bum

525
00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:02,860
A bum just a bum

526
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:05,980
So I would get some of my dad's old clothing

527
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,660
right

528
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,500
So hold on. Hold on. Are you saying this was

529
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,260
When you used to dress up you used to be a bum, correct?

530
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:17,500
But after that you didn't do that. I didn't go trick-or-treating anymore probably after the eighth grade, right?

531
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:21,100
Yeah, that just became natural. Yeah, I was just a bum anyway, right?

532
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:25,900
So I probably stopped about when I was how old are you in eighth grade 12, right 13?

533
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:31,420
No, I think that's right. So that's when I stopped and but every year I'd get I'd get that'd be the bum

534
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:36,060
And I'd get one of my dad's hats because you know back in the 70s

535
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:39,500
He still had hats when people used to wear hats, right?

536
00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:42,380
old pants

537
00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:45,260
that he wasn't gonna wear anymore that you'd rip holes in and

538
00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:48,940
And then my mom would get a piece of charcoal

539
00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:50,940
And make my face all dirty

540
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:51,940
That was my costume.

541
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:52,940
That was it.

542
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:53,940
That was cheap.

543
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:54,940
For like four years in a row.

544
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,940
Yeah, we didn't spend any money on it.

545
00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:58,940
Right.

546
00:37:58,940 --> 00:37:59,940
That's perfect.

547
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:07,620
Still, the best I've ever seen is the Jack Daniels and the Marble Boy.

548
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:08,620
You have to see it.

549
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,620
You'll find it.

550
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,620
Marble.

551
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:11,620
Marlboro.

552
00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:17,420
Look up costume, Jack Daniels, Marlboro.

553
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,420
Marlboro.

554
00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:19,420
Marlboro.

555
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:23,300
Yeah, there's some really creative costumes out there.

556
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,300
People really do.

557
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:31,420
I saw one where this guy built, looked like a zombie that was attacking him.

558
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:33,260
And he was, it was part of his body.

559
00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:34,260
It is.

560
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,260
Oh, the baby.

561
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:40,020
It's the greatest costume of all time that I've ever seen.

562
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,020
That's funny.

563
00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:45,060
Yeah, he's a little pack of cigarettes and he's a bottle of Jack Daniels.

564
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,060
Look at the Trojan.

565
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,060
It's so great.

566
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:48,060
Look at the condom pack.

567
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:51,060
Oh, I don't look good.

568
00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,060
Oh, come on.

569
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,060
Oh, come on.

570
00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:54,060
That's awful.

571
00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:57,060
It says lubricated and ribbed.

572
00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,060
That's awful.

573
00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:02,060
Look at the muscle girl.

574
00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:06,060
Yeah, there's some really good, a lot of creative people out there, I tell you.

575
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:07,060
Yeah.

576
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,060
Kid, he's got a little pot plant.

577
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:16,500
I'd say one of the coolest things I like, the, is where they step inside this costume

578
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:21,020
and it looks like there's someone carrying them.

579
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,020
You know?

580
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,020
Yes.

581
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,020
You know?

582
00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:25,020
And I think the, I don't know where it originated.

583
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:28,740
I remember seeing it on the Benny Hill show, you know, where they would have, it would

584
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:31,580
look like this old guy's carrying them, but there's not, you know?

585
00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:32,580
Yeah.

586
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:33,580
Freaking hilarious.

587
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:34,580
Yeah, like something like that.

588
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:35,580
They got an alien.

589
00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:39,100
So it looks like the alien picking you up and running away with you.

590
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,100
Yes.

591
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:43,100
Yeah, that's funny.

592
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:46,100
Yeah, that's funny.

593
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:51,100
Yeah, well I know, yeah, so that, and like I said, I probably stopped doing that 12,

594
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,100
13 year old year.

595
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,100
I don't remember when we stopped.

596
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,100
I just don't remember.

597
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:59,900
I mean, our kids, they did it till, I think they did it their senior year.

598
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:03,860
Then you, well then you stop wearing costumes and you just walk around with a pillowcase.

599
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:04,860
Yeah.

600
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,860
And then you score as much candy as you can.

601
00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:11,580
Yeah, yeah, I think both my boys stopped around eighth grade as well.

602
00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:12,580
Right.

603
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:17,100
And there was a period where the kids became a certain age where we just had a tremendous

604
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,820
amount of candy all the time.

605
00:40:18,820 --> 00:40:19,820
Yes.

606
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:23,220
You know, and we basically procured it all during Halloween.

607
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:24,220
Right.

608
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:25,220
Because I would remember I'd carry around.

609
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:26,220
It would last all year.

610
00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:27,220
Yeah, I'd carry it.

611
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:29,700
I'd have a wagon with me because it only takes a couple times.

612
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,380
We have four kids.

613
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:36,100
I mean, you do that one year and you're kind of like, yeah, I'm not carrying all this shit

614
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,100
again.

615
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,100
Right.

616
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,100
Because you got, you know, you got to carry them.

617
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,500
One's crying, two's crying, bags of candy, Tara's gone.

618
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,620
I'm like, no, I got a wagon.

619
00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:49,900
I got a wagon, solved all those problems and there was room for a cooler.

620
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,700
Yeah, that's the best part.

621
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:52,700
Yeah.

622
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,700
And we haven't done that in years.

623
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,700
Trick or treat.

624
00:40:55,700 --> 00:41:01,460
Well, we're doing it Sunday and you'll be hunting elk and Jeff and I will be will be

625
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:06,060
in the front yard, tossing down some booze and listening to some music.

626
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,340
I got a Halloween list.

627
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,340
I've been curating.

628
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,340
Yeah.

629
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:10,340
Throughout.

630
00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:11,340
You guys.

631
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:17,660
It was the one from last year, but I was taking a shit several times this week on my Amazon

632
00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:21,260
music account and I was just adding songs that was all.

633
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,300
Yeah, that's good.

634
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:23,300
That's good.

635
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:28,180
I've got the one that Asian squid game thing from Netflix.

636
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,580
I'm about halfway through that.

637
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:33,780
I'm just on the front of losing interest in it where, you know, she's like, don't wait,

638
00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:34,780
don't wait, don't wait.

639
00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:35,780
And then she stops talking.

640
00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:37,780
And then if you move to the gun, shoot you.

641
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:38,780
Oh, yeah.

642
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:39,780
I haven't seen it.

643
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:41,500
Don't spoil it for me.

644
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,340
It's basically red like green light.

645
00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,460
You know, that's just just one little part of it.

646
00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:46,460
It's red like green light.

647
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,460
And if you move, you fucking get shot.

648
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,460
Oh, OK.

649
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:50,460
Well, I guess I don't need to watch it now.

650
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,460
Yeah.

651
00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:57,740
I was pretty much taking me a while to get through it because I struggle with the episode.

652
00:41:57,740 --> 00:41:58,740
It's just like.

653
00:41:58,740 --> 00:41:59,740
You know, it's interesting.

654
00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:04,860
The games are interesting, but everything in between is just like, yeah, it's painful.

655
00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:05,860
Yeah.

656
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:06,860
There's too much.

657
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:08,060
I mean, everybody's talking about it.

658
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:09,060
That's for sure.

659
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,140
Well, they're talking about how stupid it is.

660
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:12,140
Oh, are they?

661
00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:13,140
Oh, OK.

662
00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:15,020
What's the shock and value of the game part of it?

663
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,180
But there's there's no substance whatsoever.

664
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,180
None.

665
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:19,180
OK.

666
00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:21,180
Well, there you have it.

667
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,180
Yeah.

668
00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:30,580
So I know I know and where I grew up in Cincinnati the night before Halloween, we called it Damaged

669
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:31,580
Night.

670
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:34,060
That is so good.

671
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,060
Yeah.

672
00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:43,380
So that's where a bunch of juvenile delinquents went out and juvenile delinquencies.

673
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:47,500
These guys that were the long the long in game for them was there to be criminals.

674
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,180
So that's where they started out there.

675
00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:50,180
Yes.

676
00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:51,180
Or they made that decision that night.

677
00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:52,660
Do they really go around vandalizing?

678
00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:53,660
No.

679
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:54,660
Well, we didn't.

680
00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,660
Right.

681
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:56,660
I mean, we part.

682
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,660
Oh, it's called Damaged Night.

683
00:42:57,660 --> 00:42:59,340
But we didn't damage anything.

684
00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:00,340
We didn't break anything.

685
00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:01,340
We didn't break windows.

686
00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:03,980
They just they added things like toilet paper, perhaps.

687
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:05,460
Maybe eggs.

688
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:06,460
So we yeah.

689
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,460
We well, we didn't egg a lot.

690
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,460
I'm sorry.

691
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,900
But I'm sorry.

692
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:10,900
Did you egg?

693
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:12,340
Yes or no?

694
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,340
No.

695
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,340
But you said we didn't egg a lot.

696
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:15,340
A lot.

697
00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:19,220
So well, that was oh, so it's conditional.

698
00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:20,220
It's conditional.

699
00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:21,220
I see.

700
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:22,580
We didn't again.

701
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:24,580
We didn't really egg anybody.

702
00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:25,580
Hold on.

703
00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:29,740
I'm saying we didn't really fake egg them.

704
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:32,060
We may have done it once or twice.

705
00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:34,860
We may have thrown egg in their general direction.

706
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:35,860
Right.

707
00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:37,380
We didn't really egg them.

708
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:42,380
That wasn't that wasn't our our claim to fame was egging.

709
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:45,140
You're not talking to your parents back when you were 10 years old.

710
00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:46,140
Hashtag.

711
00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:47,900
Well, I don't really I didn't really egg them a lot.

712
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:48,900
Oh, no, I didn't.

713
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:52,300
Yeah, just just to just the tip.

714
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:53,580
What the hell?

715
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:54,580
Did you egg them or no?

716
00:43:54,580 --> 00:44:00,940
So the big thing is was at least for us was what we had some called tick tacking.

717
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:04,340
And tick tacking, tick tacking.

718
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:06,220
That sounds odd.

719
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:09,060
So what it is is it's deer corn.

720
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:11,300
You know, the hard corn feed.

721
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:16,380
Well, we go we had a local feed store in there and we go down there.

722
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:20,660
I remember one year we bought, I think, a 25 pound bag of this stuff, me and a couple

723
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:21,660
buddies.

724
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,900
And again, we're probably 11.

725
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:27,060
So we had to have the parents, one of our parents drive us down there.

726
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,740
And they're like, what do you want to do this for?

727
00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:31,220
We come out with a big old bag of corn and like, really?

728
00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:33,700
They knew what was going on.

729
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:36,860
And no, no, no, the parents did.

730
00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:38,220
So the parents were in on it.

731
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:39,220
Not really.

732
00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:40,220
They condoned it.

733
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,220
They're not.

734
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,220
I guess they did.

735
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:43,900
How the hell would I would have never known if you were.

736
00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:46,660
Hey, let's go get to the store to get some feed.

737
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:47,660
All right.

738
00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:48,660
You're an idiot.

739
00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:49,660
Why would I hold on?

740
00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:52,640
What you exactly not do it a lot.

741
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,640
Use it for.

742
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,640
No, we did a lot.

743
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,340
Oh, on damage night was the only night we did it.

744
00:44:57,340 --> 00:44:58,340
Right.

745
00:44:58,340 --> 00:44:59,340
So what do you use it for?

746
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,340
What do you do?

747
00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:01,820
We plant corn in their yard.

748
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:03,340
Are you poor corn everywhere?

749
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:04,380
No, you don't.

750
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:06,980
So what you do is.

751
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:09,860
So what you do is it's really hard and big corn.

752
00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:13,700
OK, you carry around, you know, the brown paper bags, lunch bags.

753
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:18,300
So you fill your thing up and you carry it and you grab handfuls at night and you throw

754
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,140
it against their doors and their windows.

755
00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:23,180
And it makes a fricking racket.

756
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:25,540
And it's loud as shit.

757
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:28,580
And you run because they come out and yell at you.

758
00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:30,620
It's basically we got tic tac.

759
00:45:30,620 --> 00:45:32,500
And it's it's fricking loud.

760
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:33,500
You're sitting there.

761
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,060
All of a sudden, this corn is racking up against you.

762
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,060
So it's not really damage.

763
00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:37,780
It's just an annoyance is what it is.

764
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:38,780
Right.

765
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,180
Cracked all these windows that know nothing broke.

766
00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:41,180
Well, you don't know that.

767
00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:42,180
I don't know.

768
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:43,180
This corn would not.

769
00:45:43,180 --> 00:45:44,180
You were running away.

770
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:45,780
And no, the corn did not break any window.

771
00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:48,220
Well, you said it was hard as shit.

772
00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:49,220
It is.

773
00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:50,220
But it's corn.

774
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:51,580
Well, someone picked up one of those corn to chewed on it.

775
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:53,860
It's like throwing sand against the window.

776
00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:54,860
It's not going to do it.

777
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:55,860
It's going to break the window.

778
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,860
And those are like called pebbles.

779
00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:57,860
Those are rocks.

780
00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:58,860
Yes.

781
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:00,460
Now they're a little tiny rocks.

782
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:01,460
They will not break.

783
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:02,460
No break windows.

784
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,460
No sand.

785
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:06,620
Well, so anyway, under one year, this was the last.

786
00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:09,060
I've never seen a corn the size of a sand granule.

787
00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:10,060
No, they're big.

788
00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,060
They're big corn.

789
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,060
Big corn.

790
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,060
That's what I'm saying.

791
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:14,060
It's not a sand.

792
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:15,820
No, but it's not going to break a window either.

793
00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:17,500
If you shot it out of a potato gun, it would.

794
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,380
Well, we didn't have to take against the corn gun.

795
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,380
We had a handful of them.

796
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:24,660
Well, you could shoot sand granules out of a fly killing gun.

797
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,260
So kill a fly.

798
00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:28,660
OK, I heard I heard it doesn't really kill the flies.

799
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:29,660
What is this?

800
00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:30,660
Stun them?

801
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:34,720
Yeah, well, it just so if you start them and go to like pump another five shots into them,

802
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,720
I wouldn't kill them.

803
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,720
Wow.

804
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,720
I heard it kills.

805
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,420
Violent double tap.

806
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:41,860
I heard they don't really work.

807
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:43,460
That's what I heard.

808
00:46:43,460 --> 00:46:44,460
Interesting.

809
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:46,740
Anyway, this was the last year.

810
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:47,900
This is the last year we did this.

811
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:50,700
I was probably 11.

812
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:54,140
Maybe 11, 12.

813
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,860
And that when the police caught up with you?

814
00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:58,700
No, no.

815
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:02,620
But there is a new is on a hell's night.

816
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:03,620
There's a new neighbor.

817
00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:04,620
What time was it?

818
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:06,620
Damage damage, damage night.

819
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:08,620
What do they call it?

820
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:09,620
The list.

821
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:10,620
The hundred game.

822
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,620
Oh, purge.

823
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:15,380
No, you're on a national list.

824
00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:16,380
Watch list.

825
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:19,020
So we just hit the houses in our neighborhood, which is stupid.

826
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:21,260
America's most wanted, you know, so we just hit.

827
00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:24,060
We are in a cul de sac and we teenagers gone wild.

828
00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:27,260
We'd hit all the houses and we hit this one.

829
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:30,180
There were there were a new couple that moved into the neighborhoods were like, oh, we got

830
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,180
to get them right now.

831
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,660
So how young were they?

832
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:36,580
Those are probably in their 20s, late, late 20s.

833
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:38,140
Don't rush us.

834
00:47:38,140 --> 00:47:40,340
And they can't wait to have kids because kids are just great.

835
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,820
What are the big house?

836
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:43,900
No, it's a little house.

837
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:44,900
Was there a pool?

838
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:45,900
No.

839
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,580
So she didn't walk around renovating.

840
00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:48,820
I had never seen her before.

841
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:51,060
I've only seen him walking into the house.

842
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:52,540
Oh, so you've been watching him.

843
00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:53,540
Correct.

844
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:54,540
I love it.

845
00:47:54,540 --> 00:47:55,540
Are you wanting to live?

846
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,180
Are you choosing to just watch him?

847
00:47:57,180 --> 00:47:58,340
Why would you not?

848
00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,980
Are you living one of your perv stories through his story?

849
00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:02,940
Are you projecting your pervenance?

850
00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:04,940
I heard that's what you like to do.

851
00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:06,620
No, I don't think so.

852
00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:08,620
I think you're projecting.

853
00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:09,740
So anyway, I don't know.

854
00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:10,740
I'm sensing it.

855
00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:11,740
Yeah.

856
00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:12,740
So anyway, so hold on.

857
00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:13,740
What did you do when you were 10?

858
00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:14,740
Actually, you know what?

859
00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:15,740
Let's save that for later.

860
00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:16,740
I have no idea.

861
00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:20,660
I was, you know, when I was 10, I wasn't allowed out like that.

862
00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:21,660
I know.

863
00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:22,660
We'd be out.

864
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,660
You know, we have to.

865
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,660
I wonder why.

866
00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:25,660
Yeah.

867
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:26,660
Mom, did you see that?

868
00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:27,660
Because my kid, my parents were responsible.

869
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:28,660
Did you see that hot young mom move in over there?

870
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:29,660
Do they have a pool, mom?

871
00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:31,660
Can I go watch him?

872
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:32,660
That was you.

873
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,660
Whoa.

874
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:34,660
Can I have a drone?

875
00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:35,660
And then your mom was like, you can't leave the house.

876
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:40,020
She's like, here, here's the money for the drone.

877
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,020
So anyway.

878
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:42,020
Drone.

879
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:45,740
So me and my friend at the time, I think his name was Dave, and.

880
00:48:45,740 --> 00:48:46,740
And you were 10.

881
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:47,740
10.

882
00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:48,740
Probably 10 or 11.

883
00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:49,740
Yeah, harassing, harassing adults.

884
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:50,740
You know what's crazy?

885
00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:53,100
I'm going to hit pause real quick.

886
00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:54,100
Ten years old.

887
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,100
Yes.

888
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,100
All right.

889
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,100
I'm just now hearing shit that our kids did at 10.

890
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:01,860
I know they hit all they hit all of it from us in our neighborhood.

891
00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:07,780
This is the scariest thing that I've heard them do in our neighborhood.

892
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:10,980
They have a in a lot of neighbors that they had storm drains.

893
00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:11,980
Yes.

894
00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:14,180
Our kids were in those storm drains at the age of 10.

895
00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:15,180
Yeah, so was I.

896
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:16,180
Not one of these.

897
00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:20,100
I know, but I was in probably smaller storm drains.

898
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:21,100
They're exciting.

899
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:23,580
They're mysterious and deadly.

900
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:26,420
I know, but they're it's not like modern.

901
00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:30,780
I would have done the same thing, but it's it's different when when I think of it as

902
00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:35,900
a dad, I'm like, what the fuck were my kids doing in a storm drain?

903
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:41,900
And then when I heard that it's like they could they've got my inflatable raft or blue

904
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:43,180
boat, two man boat.

905
00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:45,420
And they they went they went far.

906
00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:48,460
They went all the way to the other side of Rollator.

907
00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:49,460
That's awesome.

908
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:50,460
Yeah.

909
00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:53,620
And you know what I would have been thinking is, where are these kids?

910
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:57,060
Dad, that's what I would have asked.

911
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:58,540
Where did they get that raft?

912
00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:00,020
Don't these kids have a dad?

913
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:02,020
Is this dad drunk somewhere?

914
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:04,020
What's this dad doing?

915
00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:05,340
They didn't go to school.

916
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:06,340
What was it like?

917
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,340
Actually, where were they?

918
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,700
It was a weekend.

919
00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:10,020
Producer, this is you.

920
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:11,020
It was a weekend.

921
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,020
Hello?

922
00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,020
Oh, don't you?

923
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:14,020
It wasn't him.

924
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:15,020
It was his older brother.

925
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:16,020
No, it was Steven and Preston.

926
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,020
Yes.

927
00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:20,020
No bullshit.

928
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:21,020
Yes, it was.

929
00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:22,020
Austin was there too.

930
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:23,020
I heard the story.

931
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,620
No, you need to turn that microphone on.

932
00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:26,620
No.

933
00:50:26,620 --> 00:50:28,980
OK, I can tell you I wasn't cool enough to go with them.

934
00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:29,980
Yeah, but you went down.

935
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:30,980
He didn't make the cut.

936
00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:31,980
You went down.

937
00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:32,980
No, I didn't.

938
00:50:32,980 --> 00:50:33,980
You've never been in there.

939
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:34,980
No, never.

940
00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:35,980
No.

941
00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:36,980
Not with Emily?

942
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:38,980
No, I was too scared.

943
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:40,420
Has Emily gone?

944
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:42,420
I know it's under there.

945
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:43,420
Trolls.

946
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:47,660
I don't know, evil things like rats or something.

947
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,660
I don't know.

948
00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:50,820
It's other 10 year olds with big bags of corn.

949
00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:52,020
I was the youngest there.

950
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:54,460
You think I would survive?

951
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:55,460
You guys have fun.

952
00:50:55,460 --> 00:51:01,100
I'll wait at the entrance looking at ducks next to the pond.

953
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,780
Oh, that's where they entered.

954
00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:04,780
Yes.

955
00:51:04,780 --> 00:51:11,060
I was one of the people that called into the city screaming at them to put bars on that

956
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:12,060
thing.

957
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:13,660
They have bars on it now, don't they?

958
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:19,060
They damn do because I was just like, I just heard that my kids went down there and I threw

959
00:51:19,060 --> 00:51:20,620
a freaking fit.

960
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,620
And they're like, where were you when your kids were watching?

961
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:28,460
I'm motherfucking working.

962
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:30,420
So anyway, yeah, our kids have done some stupid stuff.

963
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:31,420
So anyway, we did this.

964
00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:32,420
We threw it against.

965
00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:36,460
So we ran across the street and where I grew up, the driveways are in the front and the

966
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:40,220
driveways went down because it was two stories and the garage was underground.

967
00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:41,960
So the driveway went down.

968
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,860
So we booked it across the street and we're looking over the thing.

969
00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:49,860
All of a sudden, this guy, the door burst open.

970
00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:55,220
He comes speeding out of the house, be lying right for us, yelling at us.

971
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,220
Oh, no.

972
00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:57,620
So we're 10, 11 years old.

973
00:51:57,620 --> 00:52:00,220
We're like, holy shit.

974
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:05,300
So we take off running down the middle of the street and he's yelling at us all the

975
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:06,860
way down.

976
00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:10,020
And no, continue, continue.

977
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:13,460
We're doing an emergency, yeah, Burton, Burbin handoff.

978
00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:17,900
And we started getting close to my house and my friend, we were running down the street

979
00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:18,900
together.

980
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:20,900
My friend peels off, runs down my.

981
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:24,260
But it peels off.

982
00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:29,900
They're running away from the irate, the young, irate, young guy, young husband who was extremely

983
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:33,220
fit that I found out later.

984
00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,340
And Tony, he's creeping on him.

985
00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:36,820
And Olympic sprinter.

986
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:37,820
So so we are running down.

987
00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:39,340
He was a high school sprinter.

988
00:52:39,340 --> 00:52:42,740
So he was running down the street chasing us.

989
00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:48,660
My friend peeled off, went down my thing and then slid underneath the bush in my backyard.

990
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,060
I run past my house.

991
00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:51,740
The guy picked me to follow.

992
00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:52,740
Yeah.

993
00:52:52,740 --> 00:52:54,980
And I was like, holy shit, what am I going to do?

994
00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:55,980
The fat kid.

995
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:56,980
Yeah.

996
00:52:56,980 --> 00:52:57,980
So let's chase the pudgy kid.

997
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:58,980
So I'm running.

998
00:52:58,980 --> 00:52:59,980
I'm just like, where am I?

999
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:00,980
Where am I going to go?

1000
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:01,980
So I make a left.

1001
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:06,140
I go around my house because I was like, there's a tree in my side yard that dips way down.

1002
00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:07,820
Maybe he'll run into it.

1003
00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:08,820
I know it's there.

1004
00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:09,820
I'll just duck under it.

1005
00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:12,860
Maybe he'll run into it and then I'll just get away.

1006
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:13,860
He didn't hit it.

1007
00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:16,500
So he ducked under it, but I think it slowed him down a little bit.

1008
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,500
Oh, my God.

1009
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,500
Cause I kept running.

1010
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:24,740
And in my all the houses that are on that street, we had a bunch of big woods right

1011
00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:25,740
behind us.

1012
00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:26,740
We didn't have any houses.

1013
00:53:26,740 --> 00:53:29,780
It was a bunch of woods, trees, creeks, the whole nine yard.

1014
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:30,780
Yeah.

1015
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:35,380
And so I go through the backyards with no fences, no alleys or anything.

1016
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,380
This is nighttime.

1017
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:37,380
This is nighttime.

1018
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,020
It's probably like nine o'clock at night.

1019
00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:40,020
Oh, my God.

1020
00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:43,660
And you can imagine flight mode when you get the extra.

1021
00:53:43,660 --> 00:53:44,660
Oh, the adrenaline.

1022
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:45,660
I ran the guy.

1023
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:46,660
I ran the guy.

1024
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:47,660
And anyway, I'm running.

1025
00:53:47,660 --> 00:53:52,540
I ran across three backyards.

1026
00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:56,620
I ran in front of my friend because he was underneath a bush.

1027
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:59,660
He did a slide underneath the bush and just stayed there.

1028
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:02,020
I knew he was there.

1029
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:05,500
Because when I finally came out, he came out and we were like, holy shit.

1030
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:09,220
So anyway, I go screaming across this yard.

1031
00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:12,340
And then I'm just like, where am I going to go?

1032
00:54:12,340 --> 00:54:13,340
Right.

1033
00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:17,100
So I just take a 90 degree turn and I dive into the woods.

1034
00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:20,260
And hide just to hide.

1035
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,220
I dove head first into the woods.

1036
00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:23,220
I like this.

1037
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:27,620
And as soon as you hit the hit the back of the yard, there was a drop off.

1038
00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:31,700
So it dropped off probably 10 feet, gotten paled by.

1039
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:33,020
And you like dove off the edge.

1040
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,380
I dove off of it.

1041
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:36,180
Head first.

1042
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:40,500
And I didn't get very far because I got tangled up into some trees.

1043
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:41,500
And I was laying there.

1044
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:44,900
You looked like the family guy character that falls down the stairs.

1045
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:45,900
I was all in black.

1046
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:46,900
Armed backwards.

1047
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:47,900
Right.

1048
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:48,900
And I was all in black.

1049
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:49,900
And I was laying there.

1050
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,900
You dressed like Steven Seagal.

1051
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:51,900
I was lying.

1052
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:52,900
Yes, I was.

1053
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:54,860
I was laying on my back and I still had the bag in my hand.

1054
00:54:54,860 --> 00:54:56,860
And I was laying there.

1055
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:57,860
And the guy stopped.

1056
00:54:57,860 --> 00:55:00,300
He didn't follow me in the woods.

1057
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,900
And he was probably six feet away from me.

1058
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,460
A few feet up.

1059
00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:08,580
And he was leaning on a tree and he was yelling, if I ever catch you, you fucking son of a

1060
00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,860
bitch, I'm going to break your neck off.

1061
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:11,860
The whole nine yards.

1062
00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:12,860
Could you see you?

1063
00:55:12,860 --> 00:55:14,380
No, he didn't know where I was at.

1064
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,380
OK.

1065
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:16,860
I was right below him, about six feet away.

1066
00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:19,300
And you were trying to hold your breath.

1067
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:20,300
I was.

1068
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:23,180
I was like, oh, my God.

1069
00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:24,900
And he yelled for about five minutes.

1070
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,940
I mean, just screaming into the woods.

1071
00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:28,500
And I was like, he's going to look down.

1072
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,020
He's going to see me.

1073
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:31,020
And what am I going to do?

1074
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:32,020
And then what?

1075
00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:33,020
I don't know.

1076
00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:34,780
I would have been like, where do you let him talk to you?

1077
00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:36,180
I don't know what he would have done.

1078
00:55:36,180 --> 00:55:39,580
So he eventually gave up and went back at butt sex with you.

1079
00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:42,140
And I'll teach you.

1080
00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:46,140
So I laid there probably for 20 minutes.

1081
00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:48,260
Maybe he's just hiding up there waiting for me to come out.

1082
00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:49,260
Right.

1083
00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:51,420
So I laid there for about 20 minutes at least.

1084
00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:56,460
And in that meantime, the neighbor that was kind of way back, I start seeing flashlights.

1085
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:57,460
Yeah.

1086
00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:58,700
What the hell's going on out there?

1087
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,300
So there was flashlights going to the woods.

1088
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:05,580
I was like, now the neighbors are out searching the woods going, what's this racket going

1089
00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:06,580
on?

1090
00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:07,580
Right.

1091
00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:08,580
So finally, I get up enough nerve.

1092
00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:10,460
And I was like, all right, I got to get out of here.

1093
00:56:10,460 --> 00:56:11,460
So I go up.

1094
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:14,140
And I go into the woods a little bit more and come out in a different area.

1095
00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,140
Right.

1096
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:17,940
And at that time, my friend saw me.

1097
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:18,940
And he comes out.

1098
00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:21,380
He's like, of course, we were just all freaking out.

1099
00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:23,380
So this was a nice time when he saw you.

1100
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:24,380
Yeah.

1101
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:25,380
He knew who I was.

1102
00:56:25,380 --> 00:56:26,380
So what time is this?

1103
00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,020
Probably about 8, 30, or 9 o'clock.

1104
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:29,020
Oh, this is early.

1105
00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:30,020
Yeah.

1106
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,020
But it's dark out.

1107
00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:32,020
Yeah.

1108
00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:33,020
This time, it's dark out.

1109
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:34,020
Crazy.

1110
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:37,820
And so he's like, he gets like, I was under that bush.

1111
00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:39,020
And I saw both of you run by.

1112
00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:40,020
He goes, it was so fast.

1113
00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:43,340
I don't think I've ever.

1114
00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:44,740
And I ran this guy.

1115
00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:47,540
Again, he probably would have caught me if I would have kept going straight.

1116
00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,540
Right.

1117
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:53,420
But, you know, I was 10 or 11 years old out running this guy and he had a brand new baby.

1118
00:56:53,420 --> 00:56:56,460
Several months later, we run into him.

1119
00:56:56,460 --> 00:56:57,460
We were out in the street playing.

1120
00:56:57,460 --> 00:56:58,460
And he finally comes out.

1121
00:56:58,460 --> 00:56:59,460
We start talking.

1122
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,940
He didn't know who I was or what we were.

1123
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:01,940
Right.

1124
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:03,460
He didn't know you were the evil kid that broke up the baby.

1125
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:04,460
He broke his window.

1126
00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:05,460
And we were talking to him.

1127
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,460
He was a really, really cool guy.

1128
00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:08,060
He was like his late 20s.

1129
00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:13,300
And we finally admitted, hey, remember back in October, I think it was the following summer.

1130
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:14,300
Yeah.

1131
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,300
And he's like, was that you?

1132
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:18,300
And we were like, yeah.

1133
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:20,620
And he was like, I was ready to break your neck.

1134
00:57:20,620 --> 00:57:23,740
We had a brand new baby and they had just fallen asleep.

1135
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,740
Oh.

1136
00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:28,140
And then you did that and woke him up.

1137
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:29,140
So that's why he was so pissed.

1138
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:30,140
Oh, yeah.

1139
00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:36,220
So he was probably about to probably, you know, his kid just went to bed.

1140
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,220
Yeah.

1141
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,220
I mean, he's kind of like, all right.

1142
00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:39,220
Keep in mind, he's sleeping.

1143
00:57:39,220 --> 00:57:40,220
All right, baby.

1144
00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:41,220
Yes.

1145
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:42,220
It's my time.

1146
00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:43,220
Oh, yeah.

1147
00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:44,220
Well, it could have been that.

1148
00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:45,220
And it could have been just sleep deprived, man.

1149
00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:46,220
You remember how bad that was.

1150
00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:47,220
Oh, I know.

1151
00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:48,220
Oh, I know.

1152
00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:51,180
Man, you go three weeks without sleeping and you don't make anybody crazy.

1153
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:52,180
Right.

1154
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:57,140
And he even commented, he goes, I was surprised because he was like, yeah, I ran sprints in

1155
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,140
high school.

1156
00:57:58,140 --> 00:57:59,740
I was the fastest guy in school.

1157
00:57:59,740 --> 00:58:02,140
And he goes, he goes, I probably would have caught you.

1158
00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:05,420
But you know, and I told her, oh, yeah, she were like, you know, it's like E.T.

1159
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:07,420
You guys were like jumping over shit.

1160
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:08,420
Ten years old.

1161
00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:09,420
I would have caught your ass.

1162
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:10,780
The adrenaline, not the fast.

1163
00:58:10,780 --> 00:58:16,220
Well, not when you're sipping between homes and I was trying to zigging and zagging and

1164
00:58:16,220 --> 00:58:23,420
jelly, but it was like I said, I don't have first.

1165
00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:28,060
I was surprised I didn't get impaled in some because I ended up on my back somehow.

1166
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:29,060
It's insane.

1167
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:31,980
No idea how hurt you could have gotten.

1168
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:33,220
They get hurt at all.

1169
00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:34,220
They get a scratch.

1170
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:35,220
Oh, that's amazing.

1171
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,220
Yeah.

1172
00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,220
That's cool.

1173
00:58:37,220 --> 00:58:40,460
Anyway, that was that was the last time we did it, actually.

1174
00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:41,460
So smart.

1175
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:43,500
We were like, all right, those clothes were done.

1176
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,500
Kind of a thing.

1177
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,500
There we go.

1178
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,500
Good.

1179
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:51,300
Well, good for that guy for stopping you guys from many more years of criminal mischief.

1180
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,300
Right.

1181
00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:57,620
So how long was it from when you did that until you had a conversation where he knew

1182
00:58:57,620 --> 00:59:01,740
it was it was several months because it was warmer out one because we were out the street

1183
00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:03,140
playing football or something like that.

1184
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:06,140
He came out and started talking with us and stuff like that.

1185
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:13,260
And, you know, once we talked to him for a while, we kind of admitted what what happened.

1186
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:16,700
And he was he wasn't pissed off anymore, obviously.

1187
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:19,900
But of course, you know, but, you know, we let you know of.

1188
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:20,900
Well, yeah, yeah.

1189
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:21,900
Well, yeah.

1190
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:22,900
I mean, he was new.

1191
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:23,900
We never actually saw him again.

1192
00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:28,460
He probably, you know, he probably worked for a temp service that would delegate jobs.

1193
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:33,980
And he was like, yeah, I'm going to track Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

1194
00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,300
I remember this guy eight years later.

1195
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,300
Nine years later.

1196
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,300
Yeah.

1197
00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:39,300
Remember me?

1198
00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:40,660
Put you in the middle.

1199
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:43,700
You don't remember me, but I remember you, you little prick.

1200
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:44,900
You son of a bitch.

1201
00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:46,340
My kids still never went to sleep.

1202
00:59:46,340 --> 00:59:47,340
He's terrorized.

1203
00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:48,340
Yeah.

1204
00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:50,140
And now you're working in a tire factory.

1205
00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:54,820
And now I can't eat corn.

1206
00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:58,540
So yeah, so that was again, that's that's what we did.

1207
00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:04,060
We tick tacked and what we you know, soaping windows.

1208
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,060
Was another thing.

1209
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,060
A tick tack windows.

1210
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:08,060
It was a what is that called?

1211
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:09,060
What is it?

1212
01:00:09,060 --> 01:00:10,060
Damage night.

1213
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:15,220
Tick tack and soapy windows.

1214
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,300
You got to tell me what the hell is a soapy window?

1215
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:21,260
So you squirt five gallon Home Depot bucket.

1216
01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:22,420
No, that's where you get a bar soap.

1217
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:25,420
You just kind of scribble on the windows of the cars.

1218
01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:27,700
Oh, come on.

1219
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:32,020
That's not as bad as egging, because egging is a ruins your paint.

1220
01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:33,020
It ruins your paint.

1221
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,020
Yeah.

1222
01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:35,140
It 100 percent ruins your paint.

1223
01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:36,140
Yeah.

1224
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:38,060
So again, did we do that once or twice?

1225
01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:39,060
Probably.

1226
01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:40,060
But it wasn't a main.

1227
01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:41,860
We didn't do it very tick tacking was it?

1228
01:00:41,860 --> 01:00:45,140
Well, soapy windows sounds kind of odd.

1229
01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:47,740
I mean, I've soapy windows.

1230
01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:48,740
That's soapy.

1231
01:00:48,740 --> 01:00:52,740
It's so being so we just have a bar of and you just write on the windows.

1232
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:53,740
Irish spring spring.

1233
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:59,500
You just yeah, you can write boobs or something like that on there.

1234
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:03,060
But you know, it's usually just quickly lines and you just move on.

1235
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:05,500
It's more of a pain in the ass.

1236
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,740
I don't think I've ever done that.

1237
01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:11,500
Now I've taken shit and put on one does what I talk about.

1238
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,900
But human human with an egg.

1239
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:14,900
What?

1240
01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:18,020
What would I get human feces from out of your your asshole?

1241
01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:20,460
You think I'm going to be trolling through the toilet to get that?

1242
01:01:20,460 --> 01:01:21,460
No, no.

1243
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:24,380
You squat in front of their house and you pick it up with your hand and swing it on

1244
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:25,380
the windows.

1245
01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:26,380
Shit at their house.

1246
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:27,380
It was his one time.

1247
01:01:27,380 --> 01:01:28,980
That's what fucking monkeys where I had.

1248
01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:38,140
He was giving me grief garbage garbage bag and I was piping hot large German Shepherd poop.

1249
01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:39,700
And everybody knows how large those things are.

1250
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:40,700
They're like monuments.

1251
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,700
I've got several in my backyard.

1252
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:50,020
You know, Mr. Mr. Rodenstein, Mr. Rodenstein, you're a you're you're a jerk for not giving

1253
01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,420
us our ball back.

1254
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:59,140
And for that, I was the guy that wiped that German Shepherd's poop on your windshield.

1255
01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:00,140
I'm the guy.

1256
01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:01,140
Wow.

1257
01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:02,140
You own it.

1258
01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:03,140
You owned up to it.

1259
01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:04,140
That was 1983.

1260
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:05,140
You think he's still alive?

1261
01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:06,140
Did he shoot you?

1262
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,140
No, no, it was in the middle of the night.

1263
01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:10,140
It's a salt gun.

1264
01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:11,140
I see.

1265
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:13,140
Oh, that was you want to talk.

1266
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:16,180
You're running through farmland, getting shot at by farmers.

1267
01:02:16,180 --> 01:02:17,180
Come on, man.

1268
01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:18,180
That wasn't my fault.

1269
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:19,180
Really?

1270
01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:20,180
Yeah.

1271
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:21,180
All right.

1272
01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:27,060
So, you know, I remember I never did any of that extension of that living in Germany.

1273
01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:32,860
Germany has got to be some of the funnest Halloweening I've ever done because there

1274
01:02:32,860 --> 01:02:35,100
were so many.

1275
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,700
Can you imagine an apartment complex?

1276
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:39,020
That's that word Dracula is over there.

1277
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:40,020
Very close to that anyway.

1278
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:41,020
Transylvania.

1279
01:02:41,020 --> 01:02:42,020
Yes, it is.

1280
01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:44,100
He was in the subdivision next to yours.

1281
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:46,300
Well, we're in Texas.

1282
01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:50,580
It would be about the same as being in like Florida.

1283
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,700
So imagine how Halloween is here.

1284
01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:53,700
So we're in a community.

1285
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,180
You're in a community.

1286
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:59,180
You basically walk down a few select streets, right?

1287
01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:01,220
But you know how an apartment complex is.

1288
01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:04,820
Well, you got the whole community, right?

1289
01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:12,100
Even living in a very uniform apartment complexes in neighborhoods are very organic.

1290
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:17,500
No, I'm just saying perhaps what I'm with are very just like like right now, they're

1291
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:23,180
very organic, very organic, the way the layout of the apartment complexes.

1292
01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:25,780
Military housing is very uniform.

1293
01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:31,140
They've got, you know, one house building after another building, no creativity.

1294
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:34,020
Like the projects is kind of a good example of it.

1295
01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:39,780
So you have these repeat houses and you've got you've got a bunch of them.

1296
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:43,880
So you in each building is like five stories tall.

1297
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,900
So in three stairwells.

1298
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:48,300
So there's like what is that?

1299
01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:49,300
I don't know.

1300
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:50,500
Do the math on that whole bunch.

1301
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:51,500
A bunch.

1302
01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,060
So, you know, you got either side left right.

1303
01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:54,820
So that's that's 1020.

1304
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:57,980
You got 30 families in a building and there's hundreds of buildings.

1305
01:03:57,980 --> 01:04:01,620
OK, maybe hundreds, but a bunch of buildings.

1306
01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:02,620
OK.

1307
01:04:02,620 --> 01:04:05,940
So you get a bunch because you have all 10 of those families contributing to each stairwells

1308
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:11,400
candy fund and you go by and you would you would literally go hit like three or four

1309
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,540
buildings and you would clean up.

1310
01:04:13,540 --> 01:04:14,540
You would you wouldn't.

1311
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,860
There's not it was probably the most exciting.

1312
01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:20,660
Yeah, but it was like a bunch of licorice and Swedish fish, though, probably.

1313
01:04:20,660 --> 01:04:21,660
Right.

1314
01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:22,660
Yeah, man.

1315
01:04:22,660 --> 01:04:23,660
Some of the no.

1316
01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:24,660
Yes, there was that.

1317
01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:29,020
But they also had like it was all the magic, the German chocolates they have.

1318
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:34,300
I mean, there were so many crazy stuff that the German offered.

1319
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:39,540
And it was it's got to be some of my best Halloween experiences as far as the quality.

1320
01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:42,900
Don't you look for some of that food, some of those candies down at Cubies?

1321
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:44,140
Oh, I love it.

1322
01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:46,260
I have some in my drawer right now.

1323
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:47,260
Cubies.

1324
01:04:47,260 --> 01:04:52,760
Cubies is a it used to be a restaurant and shop.

1325
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,980
But after Covid, I think they shut down the restaurant, which is unfortunate.

1326
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:59,180
And in fact, we need to go hit a German.

1327
01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:02,020
I know we do it Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.

1328
01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:03,020
What's that?

1329
01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:05,900
It Cubies on the way to Kennedy's.

1330
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:07,660
Well, dipshit won't be here.

1331
01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:08,660
So Kennedy's.

1332
01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:11,580
Oh, you're talking about Kennedy's.

1333
01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:13,580
He doesn't know the sausage.

1334
01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:19,620
Oh, as soon as I leave town, that's when you guys start this like six months ago.

1335
01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,620
Oh, OK.

1336
01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:21,620
Six months ago.

1337
01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:22,620
I see how that works.

1338
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:23,620
That's cool.

1339
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:31,700
So continue with your Halloween thing in Germany was was was extremely exciting.

1340
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:36,060
I'm telling you, because there were so many families and there were so many kids out.

1341
01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:37,060
Right.

1342
01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:39,740
I mean, it wasn't lucky.

1343
01:05:39,740 --> 01:05:41,740
I wasn't that old.

1344
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:44,580
I wasn't old enough to appreciate stuff like that.

1345
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:47,700
So you're like six.

1346
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:48,700
When you say lucky.

1347
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,700
Yeah, we're referring to.

1348
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,700
Yeah.

1349
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:52,700
What?

1350
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:53,700
Candy.

1351
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,140
OK, so candy.

1352
01:05:55,140 --> 01:05:59,460
You know, what's crazy is that back then it was cool to get the candy cigarettes.

1353
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:00,460
And you know what the cigarettes are?

1354
01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:01,460
Oh, yeah, we got them.

1355
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:02,460
Yeah.

1356
01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:04,020
That was a bubble gum with a little powder.

1357
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:05,500
I like the chocolate ones.

1358
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:08,780
Those were just like sugar cigarettes.

1359
01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:12,700
They're just like hard sugar that you would eat.

1360
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:13,700
What the hell?

1361
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:16,300
I mean, give your kids candy cigarettes.

1362
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:17,900
They call candy sticks now.

1363
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:18,900
Well, you.

1364
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:19,900
Yeah, for sure.

1365
01:06:19,900 --> 01:06:20,900
Yeah.

1366
01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:21,900
Yeah.

1367
01:06:21,900 --> 01:06:24,300
I mean, I had the chocolate cigarettes and they were so good.

1368
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:29,940
I never had the chocolate ones, but they looked they have one end that was brown for the filter.

1369
01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:30,940
Mm hmm.

1370
01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:32,940
Oh, we we felt so cool.

1371
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:37,220
Oh, we felt so cool.

1372
01:06:37,220 --> 01:06:41,820
Smoking and then you rubbed off the filter and they were like, that tastes really good.

1373
01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:43,820
And you know, shoving the whole thing around.

1374
01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:45,820
I didn't last long.

1375
01:06:45,820 --> 01:06:46,820
Yeah.

1376
01:06:46,820 --> 01:06:49,100
They basically like joints now.

1377
01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:50,100
Nice.

1378
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:53,100
Yeah, King's King's cigarettes.

1379
01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:54,100
I don't remember the brand.

1380
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:55,100
That must have been it.

1381
01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:56,100
I don't know.

1382
01:06:56,100 --> 01:07:00,180
I tell you, I mean, I wonder how what smoking is.

1383
01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:05,180
I mean, what is the ratio of how many people in 10 smoke?

1384
01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:06,180
Is it one?

1385
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:07,180
How many?

1386
01:07:07,180 --> 01:07:08,180
What is the ratio of smokers nowadays?

1387
01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:12,860
Well, I mean, now I think vaping is, you know, encroaching on that.

1388
01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:14,860
Let's not do that.

1389
01:07:14,860 --> 01:07:15,860
Let's just do the.

1390
01:07:15,860 --> 01:07:17,740
I know that vaping is still an epidemic.

1391
01:07:17,740 --> 01:07:21,180
I don't know if it's quite as bad, but it's still bad for you.

1392
01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:22,580
Well, it's horrible for you.

1393
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,460
And it's an epidemic among the teenage teenagers.

1394
01:07:25,460 --> 01:07:30,020
So this is 14 of every 100 adults in 2019.

1395
01:07:30,020 --> 01:07:32,020
So 14 percent.

1396
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:33,340
Yeah.

1397
01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:34,340
Smoke cigarettes.

1398
01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:35,340
Yeah.

1399
01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:43,340
So but but current current current smoking has declined from 20.9 percent.

1400
01:07:43,340 --> 01:07:48,260
Probably 21 of every adult in 2005 to 14 percent in 2019.

1401
01:07:48,260 --> 01:07:49,260
Yeah.

1402
01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:50,260
So it is on the decline.

1403
01:07:50,260 --> 01:07:51,260
Yeah.

1404
01:07:51,260 --> 01:07:54,220
But that doesn't seem like a very big drop in 20.

1405
01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:55,220
What is it?

1406
01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:56,220
Fifteen years?

1407
01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:58,220
Well, it went from.

1408
01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:00,540
It went from 20 point.

1409
01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:01,540
It went from 20 percent.

1410
01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:03,100
It's just six points.

1411
01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:04,420
Six points.

1412
01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:06,420
I would think it'd be more than that.

1413
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:09,420
I was it back in the like the 50s or the 60s.

1414
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:10,420
It was 97 percent.

1415
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,460
I think everyone smoked back.

1416
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:13,460
I think it was a mandate.

1417
01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:14,460
It was cool.

1418
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:15,460
It was mandate.

1419
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:16,460
It's kind of like a vaccine mandate.

1420
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:17,820
It was a cigarette mandate.

1421
01:08:17,820 --> 01:08:18,820
Joe Biden was in the Senate.

1422
01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:19,820
But it wasn't.

1423
01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:20,820
Yes, he was back in the Senate.

1424
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:21,820
It wasn't cancer.

1425
01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:22,820
He is the one that made the cigarette mandate.

1426
01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:23,820
Yeah.

1427
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:24,820
He was old enough.

1428
01:08:24,820 --> 01:08:25,820
It wasn't cancerous back then.

1429
01:08:25,820 --> 01:08:27,620
The general surgeon said it was OK.

1430
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:28,620
Yeah.

1431
01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:31,180
No, they said in fact, pregnant mothers are welcome to smoke.

1432
01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:33,620
They said it was required.

1433
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:39,060
The only place with a mask on the only place it was remotely bad, even like people were

1434
01:08:39,060 --> 01:08:42,260
like, I don't know, was California.

1435
01:08:42,260 --> 01:08:44,020
Now everything is a cancer in California.

1436
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,020
Everything is.

1437
01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:46,020
Yeah.

1438
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:47,020
Needles.

1439
01:08:47,020 --> 01:08:54,020
Well, my mom smoked my whole life until she fell and got cancer, broke her hip.

1440
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:56,420
But then I had her cigarettes on her and she could get up and get up.

1441
01:08:56,420 --> 01:08:58,060
So she kind of cold turkey did.

1442
01:08:58,060 --> 01:08:59,660
But she smoked her entire life.

1443
01:08:59,660 --> 01:09:00,660
God damn.

1444
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:01,660
So I grew up with it.

1445
01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:02,660
That's some serious shit.

1446
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:03,660
That really sucks.

1447
01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:04,660
Is that what it was?

1448
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:05,660
You were in the car.

1449
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:06,660
Is that what it took?

1450
01:09:06,660 --> 01:09:07,660
That's what I did to her.

1451
01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:08,660
Yeah.

1452
01:09:08,660 --> 01:09:09,660
And that worked.

1453
01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:10,660
Yeah.

1454
01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:11,660
As far as I know.

1455
01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:12,660
What about your dad?

1456
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:16,140
He was like, he would come home, be like, oh, and she'd be like, they didn't live together

1457
01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:17,140
at the time.

1458
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:21,980
That freaking Jeff, he took my cigarettes and I count by phone and I can't get up and

1459
01:09:21,980 --> 01:09:22,980
that son of a bitch.

1460
01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:25,260
I don't think he would always ask trace.

1461
01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:28,820
So is your mom from New York?

1462
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:29,820
She was.

1463
01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:30,820
OK.

1464
01:09:30,820 --> 01:09:31,820
She was a hillbilly from northern Kentucky.

1465
01:09:31,820 --> 01:09:32,820
But I think so.

1466
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:38,940
Were you the kid that was in the backseat with the windows up smoke just blowing out

1467
01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:39,940
of the car?

1468
01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:40,940
Yeah.

1469
01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:41,940
Oh my God.

1470
01:09:41,940 --> 01:09:42,940
Yeah.

1471
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:43,940
From cigarettes to tires.

1472
01:09:43,940 --> 01:09:46,460
My wife was that kid too.

1473
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:47,460
Yeah.

1474
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:48,460
I can't stand the smell of smoke now.

1475
01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:49,460
All smoking with her.

1476
01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:50,460
And here's this little girl in the backseat.

1477
01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:51,460
I mean, can you imagine that?

1478
01:09:51,460 --> 01:09:52,460
But you didn't know any better back then.

1479
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:53,460
Well, no.

1480
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:54,460
I didn't.

1481
01:09:54,460 --> 01:09:55,460
I grew up with it.

1482
01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:56,460
Come on.

1483
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:57,460
How can you not know better?

1484
01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,140
Well, maybe, maybe not.

1485
01:09:59,140 --> 01:10:02,140
But you know what the thing is, is that there was a campaign for you to do it.

1486
01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:03,140
I know it.

1487
01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:04,140
Yeah.

1488
01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:09,340
And you know, frankly, it's a little bit different nowadays, I want to say, because they started

1489
01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:12,340
adding nicotine, this was a spray.

1490
01:10:12,340 --> 01:10:16,660
You know, you ever seen the tobacco come across the conveyor belt and they were actually spraying

1491
01:10:16,660 --> 01:10:18,100
nicotine on top of these?

1492
01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:19,100
Oh, yeah.

1493
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:20,100
That was the thing.

1494
01:10:20,100 --> 01:10:21,380
To make it more addictive.

1495
01:10:21,380 --> 01:10:22,380
To make it more addictive.

1496
01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:23,380
Absolutely.

1497
01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:24,380
To make it more addictive.

1498
01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:29,980
And I don't know when that started, but I mean, yeah, there was spraying nicotine on

1499
01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:30,980
tobacco.

1500
01:10:30,980 --> 01:10:36,660
Well, the thing is, if smoking cigarettes totally go away, that's a huge loss of revenue

1501
01:10:36,660 --> 01:10:37,660
for the government.

1502
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:38,660
Yeah.

1503
01:10:38,660 --> 01:10:39,660
It's a huge tax.

1504
01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:40,660
But you know what?

1505
01:10:40,660 --> 01:10:41,660
Well, just like a vaccine.

1506
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:43,460
It's a huge tax.

1507
01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:44,460
Maybe that's why they need to compensate.

1508
01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:45,460
It's a poor man.

1509
01:10:45,460 --> 01:10:47,060
They say it's a poor man's tax.

1510
01:10:47,060 --> 01:10:50,260
So the folks who don't pay any taxes, they they're big smokers.

1511
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:51,260
Right.

1512
01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:52,260
Right.

1513
01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:53,740
So they say that's that's how they're getting some of the taxes.

1514
01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:54,740
Producer, he needed a word that differently.

1515
01:10:54,740 --> 01:10:56,740
Oh, I see what you're saying.

1516
01:10:56,740 --> 01:10:58,100
Yes, I get that.

1517
01:10:58,100 --> 01:11:00,300
So and I think a lot of the.

1518
01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:02,380
That's the way they get their money from the poor people.

1519
01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:03,380
Well, look, the smoking is.

1520
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:05,860
Well, I don't know if it's intended, but that's what's happening.

1521
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:07,660
It's a bad thing all the way around.

1522
01:11:07,660 --> 01:11:13,180
And I think the tobacco tobacco plants, you know, it takes a lot of

1523
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,660
a lot of real estate to grow those tobacco plants.

1524
01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:16,660
Right.

1525
01:11:16,660 --> 01:11:18,460
You know, it's just it's ridiculous.

1526
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:22,100
They need to do something other than tobacco, something more conducive to.

1527
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:24,500
I mean, tobacco is easy because it's a fucking weed.

1528
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,500
Right.

1529
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,220
You know, it just grows.

1530
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:31,180
And frankly, there's just I've never.

1531
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:33,540
I've never had an appreciation for cigarettes.

1532
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,020
There are some people out there that have.

1533
01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:36,020
Oh, I know.

1534
01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:37,020
It's like the way I've tried to figure out.

1535
01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:38,020
I can't.

1536
01:11:38,020 --> 01:11:40,980
I'm so I did a one and done just to.

1537
01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:44,220
Yeah, I tried it just to cross that off my list.

1538
01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:47,020
And I knew I was not going to be a taste like shit.

1539
01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:48,020
Tastes like shit.

1540
01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,020
Made me feel like crap.

1541
01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:50,020
And I had a cigar.

1542
01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:51,020
I had a cigar.

1543
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:52,900
And I couldn't even I couldn't even finish it.

1544
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:54,220
It was like so nasty to me.

1545
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,500
Then you wake up the next morning.

1546
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:58,460
Oh, God, I had like rot mouth.

1547
01:11:58,460 --> 01:11:59,460
Yeah.

1548
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:00,460
Yeah.

1549
01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:01,460
Yeah.

1550
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,460
Oh, gross.

1551
01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:03,460
CTS.

1552
01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:06,240
Now, vaping, I have not tried nor will I.

1553
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,820
But that is a out of control situation.

1554
01:12:08,820 --> 01:12:09,820
Yeah.

1555
01:12:09,820 --> 01:12:12,220
Then you also have the hookah lounges.

1556
01:12:12,220 --> 01:12:13,220
Ah, hookah.

1557
01:12:13,220 --> 01:12:16,060
Anything like that where you get side stream smoke.

1558
01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:18,720
I mean, clubbing, being in bars.

1559
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:20,940
I mean, it's just it's called second hand.

1560
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:22,540
Would you call it side stream?

1561
01:12:22,540 --> 01:12:23,540
Yeah, side stream.

1562
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:24,540
Yeah.

1563
01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:25,540
Second hand smoke.

1564
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:26,540
So what exactly?

1565
01:12:26,540 --> 01:12:30,240
What is the difference between hookah and vape?

1566
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,240
Is there a difference?

1567
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,240
Hookah is real smoke.

1568
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:33,700
It's real smoke.

1569
01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:34,700
I believe, isn't it?

1570
01:12:34,700 --> 01:12:35,700
I don't.

1571
01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:36,700
It doesn't sound right.

1572
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,700
Isn't it?

1573
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,180
Isn't it like a it's like a big community?

1574
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,900
I don't see a bong.

1575
01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:41,900
It's a hookah.

1576
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,580
But they don't they don't have something in there that's been lit on fire.

1577
01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:45,580
I believe so.

1578
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:46,580
I've never been.

1579
01:12:46,580 --> 01:12:48,820
So this is these are all assumptions.

1580
01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:49,820
All right.

1581
01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:50,820
Well, here we go.

1582
01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:51,820
What's that hash?

1583
01:12:51,820 --> 01:12:52,820
Well, vape is tobacco.

1584
01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:53,820
Here we go.

1585
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:54,820
Here we go.

1586
01:12:54,820 --> 01:12:57,820
We're smoking hookah involves heating tobacco.

1587
01:12:57,820 --> 01:12:58,820
Yeah.

1588
01:12:58,820 --> 01:12:59,820
Heating.

1589
01:12:59,820 --> 01:13:00,820
OK, well, it's hate.

1590
01:13:00,820 --> 01:13:03,820
There's a dose that's lived that's vaporized.

1591
01:13:03,820 --> 01:13:08,980
It's vaporized and held the vape and inhaling it through a hookah pipe.

1592
01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:15,060
Vaping includes using a vaping device to heat e liquid or vape juice on a heating coil and

1593
01:13:15,060 --> 01:13:16,980
inhaling the vapor that is produced.

1594
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:20,380
So it's a specific tobacco that they're using.

1595
01:13:20,380 --> 01:13:21,380
So hold on.

1596
01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:22,380
That didn't answer the question.

1597
01:13:22,380 --> 01:13:24,780
So it's not smoke like hookah is not smoke.

1598
01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,420
Then no, no hookah is smoke.

1599
01:13:26,420 --> 01:13:27,420
OK, smoke.

1600
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:31,380
Yeah, you're burning something and you're smoking the off of that.

1601
01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:32,380
You're burning.

1602
01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:33,380
You're inhaling the smoke.

1603
01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:41,620
The vaping is taking an electrical charge and heating something up until it produces

1604
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:42,620
a vapor.

1605
01:13:42,620 --> 01:13:47,980
And then you're inhaling that vapor from the electrical charge burning the liquid.

1606
01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:48,980
Does that make sense?

1607
01:13:48,980 --> 01:13:49,980
Yes.

1608
01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:50,980
Yes, it does.

1609
01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:51,980
Yes, it does.

1610
01:13:51,980 --> 01:13:52,980
So here it says it's a water pipe.

1611
01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:53,980
Oh, you had it.

1612
01:13:53,980 --> 01:13:54,980
What is it called?

1613
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:55,980
I call it side stream smoke.

1614
01:13:55,980 --> 01:13:56,980
What did you call it?

1615
01:13:56,980 --> 01:13:57,980
Secondhand smoke.

1616
01:13:57,980 --> 01:14:00,820
I mean, I've heard that, but I don't ever call it secondhand smoke.

1617
01:14:00,820 --> 01:14:03,580
I always call it side stream.

1618
01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:08,660
So, secondhand smoke is what they said is more damaging than the actual smoking the

1619
01:14:08,660 --> 01:14:10,660
cigarette because it's unfiltered smoke.

1620
01:14:10,660 --> 01:14:11,660
Yeah.

1621
01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:15,060
Well, I mean, I'm just saying side stream smoke is the same thing as secondhand smoke.

1622
01:14:15,060 --> 01:14:16,060
OK.

1623
01:14:16,060 --> 01:14:17,060
All right.

1624
01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:20,620
So hookah come in many shapes, sizes, styles, but the basic parts and functionality is the

1625
01:14:20,620 --> 01:14:21,620
same across all of them.

1626
01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:25,900
When smoking a hookah, the smoke itself is generated at the top of your hookah in a hookah

1627
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:29,940
bowl, passes down through the hookah stem in two parts.

1628
01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:30,940
Really?

1629
01:14:30,940 --> 01:14:31,940
Do we need to break this down?

1630
01:14:31,940 --> 01:14:32,940
I'm just trying to...

1631
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:34,660
You're lighting shit and you're fucking inhaling it.

1632
01:14:34,660 --> 01:14:35,660
So it's literally smoke.

1633
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:36,660
It's not vapor.

1634
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:37,660
No, there's no vapor involved.

1635
01:14:37,660 --> 01:14:39,420
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

1636
01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:40,940
So it's awful for you.

1637
01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:44,460
You might as well take a campfire and just like inhale it.

1638
01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:49,700
It says it's a wet tobacco soaked in glycerin, molasses or honey and flavoring.

1639
01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:51,140
That's disgusting.

1640
01:14:51,140 --> 01:14:53,380
So they soak it in some kind of flavoring juices.

1641
01:14:53,380 --> 01:14:55,340
Yeah, we've got one right down the street.

1642
01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,340
A hookah bar.

1643
01:14:56,340 --> 01:14:57,340
And it's packed.

1644
01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:58,340
Yeah, it is.

1645
01:14:58,340 --> 01:15:01,700
It's a massive hit among the Indian community.

1646
01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:02,860
Sure it is.

1647
01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:05,820
It seems like it'd be a cesspool of communicable diseases.

1648
01:15:05,820 --> 01:15:06,820
I don't know.

1649
01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:10,340
Don't the hookah lounges, don't they have like the big hookah in the middle and you

1650
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:12,940
sit around and you all kind of smoke it together, right?

1651
01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:15,980
Yeah, there's like six different things coming off of it.

1652
01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:16,980
Like tentacles.

1653
01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:17,980
Tentacles.

1654
01:15:17,980 --> 01:15:22,380
And then everybody like, you know, sucks on the smoke together.

1655
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:25,420
And then is it like a big orgy after that or is it just, they just hang it out?

1656
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:26,420
I don't know if it makes them high.

1657
01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:27,900
I don't think it does that, does it?

1658
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:28,980
So it's not a sex shop.

1659
01:15:28,980 --> 01:15:30,460
Tobacco makes people high.

1660
01:15:30,460 --> 01:15:32,300
Well, when you first do it.

1661
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,300
Oh, right.

1662
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:34,300
I mean, it does.

1663
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:35,300
I mean, nicotine affects you.

1664
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:37,940
I don't think it's, it's not like a pot high.

1665
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:38,940
Right.

1666
01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:39,940
Not as, I mean.

1667
01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:40,940
They get giggly.

1668
01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:41,940
My mom was never high.

1669
01:15:41,940 --> 01:15:42,940
No.

1670
01:15:42,940 --> 01:15:43,940
Yeah, they got buzzy.

1671
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:44,940
They got buzzy.

1672
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:46,540
You can get a buzz from nicotine, right?

1673
01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:49,380
You can get a buzz from smoking.

1674
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,380
I think a buzz is what they have.

1675
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:53,140
You can definitely get a buzz from cigars.

1676
01:15:53,140 --> 01:15:56,180
It's definitely a different buzz from smoking THC, correct?

1677
01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:57,180
Of course.

1678
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:58,180
You still get buzzed.

1679
01:15:58,180 --> 01:15:59,180
You get lightheaded.

1680
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:00,180
And you're not high.

1681
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,180
You're budged.

1682
01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:03,180
And you get jones for the cigarettes too.

1683
01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:04,180
What?

1684
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,180
You start jonesing for a cigarette too.

1685
01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:07,420
You, if you don't have one.

1686
01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:08,420
You get the.

1687
01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:09,420
You get, you start craving it.

1688
01:16:09,420 --> 01:16:12,420
I'm glad I don't have to deal with that shit.

1689
01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:17,260
Yeah, I'll tell you what, when I was, when we were talking about growing, being 15 and

1690
01:16:17,260 --> 01:16:22,020
at that time, I remember going to junior high and I, I would, went through a phase where

1691
01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:26,500
I was smoking cigarettes, had the Levi's jacket on, had the marble cigarettes in the front.

1692
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,780
Did you have the cigarette rolled up in your arm sleeve?

1693
01:16:28,780 --> 01:16:29,780
That was in the fifties.

1694
01:16:29,780 --> 01:16:34,540
I did the Levi's jacket where it was in the front pocket, like a normal person.

1695
01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:35,540
Would you pack their cigarettes?

1696
01:16:35,540 --> 01:16:36,540
Oh yeah.

1697
01:16:36,540 --> 01:16:38,540
I never understood what the fuck that was all about either.

1698
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,540
But I used to do it.

1699
01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:42,540
And everybody was like, Oh my God.

1700
01:16:42,540 --> 01:16:43,820
Oh, his technique is so good.

1701
01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:47,100
All the girls was like, Oh, Sean, he smokes a cigarette.

1702
01:16:47,100 --> 01:16:48,100
He's so dreamy.

1703
01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:51,100
Oh, he's doing a cigarette thing again.

1704
01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:52,100
Marlboro.

1705
01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:55,100
So yeah, I had some Marlboro.

1706
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,220
So yeah, I had some Marlboro cigarettes.

1707
01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:59,220
Did you do Marlboro Reds or Camels?

1708
01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:00,220
It was Marlboro.

1709
01:17:00,220 --> 01:17:01,220
Or Menstal.

1710
01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:06,540
You know, I did do Camel non-filters for a small while, a small period of time.

1711
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:15,860
And later on, like in my, my like early twenties, but when I was like 15, junior high, it was,

1712
01:17:15,860 --> 01:17:22,820
I remember, I remember skipping school and going right at the corner and smoking a cigarette.

1713
01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:26,540
I wouldn't skip the whole class, I would be late for my class because I'd run down smoking

1714
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:27,900
a cigarette with a couple of friends.

1715
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:32,900
And I remember there was, there's always a police officer forward slash social worker

1716
01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:35,940
that was on every school, you know?

1717
01:17:35,940 --> 01:17:42,380
And I remember he, well, that's because you have a white, it was Mexican.

1718
01:17:42,380 --> 01:17:44,140
So they had one of ours.

1719
01:17:44,140 --> 01:17:45,700
What are you saying?

1720
01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:48,300
Exactly what I said.

1721
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,300
That's white privilege.

1722
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:50,960
You can get away with shit there.

1723
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:56,260
So they, I remember coming back onto the school property and he shows up and he was like,

1724
01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:58,740
hey, what are you guys doing?

1725
01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:00,380
And I was like, he's also Mexican.

1726
01:18:00,380 --> 01:18:01,940
Oh, this was an old man.

1727
01:18:01,940 --> 01:18:03,860
This was a Paso.

1728
01:18:03,860 --> 01:18:09,420
So we show up and he's just like, what are you guys doing?

1729
01:18:09,420 --> 01:18:12,220
And I was just like, oh, we're just taking a walk and we're just running a little late.

1730
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:16,780
We're trying to get to the store back and he grabs my hand and smells it.

1731
01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:20,420
Oh, did he go?

1732
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:22,860
So he's got like a young boy thing going on.

1733
01:18:22,860 --> 01:18:28,180
I was trying to think of the, you take your pants right in front of him.

1734
01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:29,180
This like smells like urine.

1735
01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:31,780
He's like, oh, that's good.

1736
01:18:31,780 --> 01:18:32,780
Come here little boy.

1737
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:33,780
You're nasty.

1738
01:18:33,780 --> 01:18:35,420
You did two of the stink this time, did you?

1739
01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:39,100
Why he takes it too far.

1740
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:42,900
You talking about you talking about tick tacking.

1741
01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:43,900
What the hell are you talking about?

1742
01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:45,420
I know I'm talking about corn.

1743
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:47,940
So he's corn against a fucking window.

1744
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:49,220
It smells the cigarette.

1745
01:18:49,220 --> 01:18:50,500
And what are you doing?

1746
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,500
The stink.

1747
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:52,500
What did you say?

1748
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,500
Cigarettes.

1749
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:54,500
It was like, I can smell the cigarettes.

1750
01:18:54,500 --> 01:19:00,740
You know, right now I can, I can expel you from this or we can work on a deal.

1751
01:19:00,740 --> 01:19:02,740
Give me the ticket too far.

1752
01:19:02,740 --> 01:19:03,740
No, really?

1753
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:07,140
You can put you talking about you're going to take it a deal.

1754
01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:08,140
Yeah.

1755
01:19:08,140 --> 01:19:13,100
He's like, oh man, are you ready over there?

1756
01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:14,100
I guess not.

1757
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:15,780
Anyway, so what was that?

1758
01:19:15,780 --> 01:19:18,780
I don't know.

1759
01:19:18,780 --> 01:19:20,020
Are you marking?

1760
01:19:20,020 --> 01:19:21,020
I don't know.

1761
01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:22,020
Never mind.

1762
01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:23,300
I think he's Mark.

1763
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,820
No, I'm not marking anything.

1764
01:19:24,820 --> 01:19:25,820
He's brain.

1765
01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:26,820
Oh, mark his territory.

1766
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,820
Anyway, go ahead.

1767
01:19:27,820 --> 01:19:34,180
So anyways, I was just like a cop caught you and sniffed your fingers.

1768
01:19:34,180 --> 01:19:35,180
No, he was a school cop.

1769
01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:36,180
He did.

1770
01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:37,180
He smacked my finger.

1771
01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:38,180
Well, I don't know.

1772
01:19:38,180 --> 01:19:39,340
There's no point after that, but it was just, it was just odd.

1773
01:19:39,340 --> 01:19:40,340
It was because he grabbed my hand.

1774
01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:41,340
He smelled my fingers.

1775
01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:44,220
I'm talking about the smelling of cigarettes and stuff.

1776
01:19:44,220 --> 01:19:45,860
And I remember that was kind of the thing.

1777
01:19:45,860 --> 01:19:46,860
And who would think of that?

1778
01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:48,260
Who would think of that?

1779
01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:52,140
You know, when your kid comes home and you're like, have you been smoking?

1780
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:57,380
I kind of smell, but if they kind of dress up or they wash it off, change clothes, whatever.

1781
01:19:57,380 --> 01:19:59,740
But it's really, it stinks on the hands.

1782
01:19:59,740 --> 01:20:01,300
Well, I mean, it goes into your skin.

1783
01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:02,300
You can't get rid of it.

1784
01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:03,300
Yeah.

1785
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:04,300
Yeah.

1786
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,300
Cigarette smokes.

1787
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:08,020
Again, I grew up with it, so I didn't notice it, but I noticed it today when someone's

1788
01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:09,020
smoking it.

1789
01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:12,140
I don't know if I'm extra sensitive to it or obvious.

1790
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:14,220
It's it's something I have a hard time.

1791
01:20:14,220 --> 01:20:17,500
I tell you what, I can smell marijuana a mile away.

1792
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,140
No, that's a skunk.

1793
01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:21,140
Oh, oh, it's a skunk.

1794
01:20:21,140 --> 01:20:22,140
Yes.

1795
01:20:22,140 --> 01:20:23,140
Really?

1796
01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:24,140
Oh, I can.

1797
01:20:24,140 --> 01:20:25,140
That's interesting.

1798
01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:30,380
Yeah, that is a really long distance.

1799
01:20:30,380 --> 01:20:34,420
OK, four feet.

1800
01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:37,540
I can smell it very strongly within four feet.

1801
01:20:37,540 --> 01:20:38,540
Straight out of the park.

1802
01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:43,620
I mean, that is I mean, that's a Marvel hero.

1803
01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:46,260
I'm not sure, but Paul could tell you where he's at.

1804
01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:47,860
Hold on a second, Paul.

1805
01:20:47,860 --> 01:20:48,860
Right.

1806
01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:50,740
They were not a drug.

1807
01:20:50,740 --> 01:20:51,740
That was true.

1808
01:20:51,740 --> 01:20:52,740
They would not need drug dogs.

1809
01:20:52,740 --> 01:20:56,620
They just had me over there three miles.

1810
01:20:56,620 --> 01:21:01,860
So I remember we we went to some basketball tournament and we were in a hotel, a really

1811
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:02,860
shady hotel.

1812
01:21:02,860 --> 01:21:05,060
But I do know my history of hotel.

1813
01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:07,460
Yeah, we are picking hotels.

1814
01:21:07,460 --> 01:21:08,900
Do we have hotel lineup?

1815
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:09,940
No, we do not.

1816
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,380
I told you guys I'm not doing it.

1817
01:21:11,380 --> 01:21:12,860
So you guys have to pick one.

1818
01:21:12,860 --> 01:21:13,940
What do you mean?

1819
01:21:13,940 --> 01:21:15,940
Just because you say you're not going to do it, you're not going to do it.

1820
01:21:15,940 --> 01:21:17,900
That's exactly what I know.

1821
01:21:17,900 --> 01:21:20,500
I'm not going to be responsible for chalk lines in your room.

1822
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,500
All right.

1823
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:22,500
Well, here's the thing.

1824
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:23,500
Why not?

1825
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,500
You already are.

1826
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,500
So OK, you're still going to get back up.

1827
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:28,500
First off, where he sells what he bailed?

1828
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,620
I thought you said he sells.

1829
01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:33,540
Now I've got two tickets that I'm stuck with.

1830
01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:34,980
That's another thing I'm never doing again.

1831
01:21:34,980 --> 01:21:37,180
Buying all the tickets ahead of time by myself.

1832
01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:38,180
Stop, stop, stop.

1833
01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:39,620
Let's do this.

1834
01:21:39,620 --> 01:21:41,020
How many tickets do we currently have?

1835
01:21:41,020 --> 01:21:42,100
We have eight.

1836
01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:43,100
How many people are going?

1837
01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:48,300
I haven't even gotten a confirmation, but I think I think six.

1838
01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:49,860
OK, well, you know what?

1839
01:21:49,860 --> 01:21:51,260
There's at least three going.

1840
01:21:51,260 --> 01:21:52,260
We'll compensate you.

1841
01:21:52,260 --> 01:21:53,260
We'll make it right.

1842
01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:54,260
You already paid.

1843
01:21:54,260 --> 01:21:55,260
Well, that's not my point.

1844
01:21:55,260 --> 01:21:56,260
My point is, is that we'll compensate you.

1845
01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:57,260
Did I pay for two or one?

1846
01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:58,260
Just one.

1847
01:21:58,260 --> 01:21:59,260
Well, who else could go?

1848
01:21:59,260 --> 01:22:00,260
See, Barry, Jerry.

1849
01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:01,260
What about any of your kids?

1850
01:22:01,260 --> 01:22:02,260
Kerry.

1851
01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:03,260
Dylan.

1852
01:22:03,260 --> 01:22:04,260
Would he be interested?

1853
01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:05,260
Why don't you call Linda?

1854
01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:06,260
I don't know.

1855
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:07,260
I don't know.

1856
01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:08,260
I don't know.

1857
01:22:08,260 --> 01:22:09,260
I don't know.

1858
01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:10,260
I don't know.

1859
01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:11,260
I don't know.

1860
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:12,260
I don't know.

1861
01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:13,260
Call Linda.

1862
01:22:13,260 --> 01:22:14,260
Call Linda.

1863
01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:15,260
Have her fly out for this concert.

1864
01:22:15,260 --> 01:22:16,260
She probably would love to.

1865
01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:17,260
Why not?

1866
01:22:17,260 --> 01:22:18,260
Yeah.

1867
01:22:18,260 --> 01:22:21,260
Aren't we supposed to be coming up to our halftime thing anyways?

1868
01:22:21,260 --> 01:22:22,260
No, we should be.

1869
01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:23,260
Oh, yeah.

1870
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:25,460
Oh, and I was thinking, actually, I was thinking of inviting Joe.

1871
01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:27,180
There you go.

1872
01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:28,180
Joe would go.

1873
01:22:28,180 --> 01:22:29,180
Yeah, do that.

1874
01:22:29,180 --> 01:22:32,380
OK, so anyways, when is this thing?

1875
01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:33,380
It's November 11th.

1876
01:22:33,380 --> 01:22:34,380
November 12th, Friday.

1877
01:22:34,380 --> 01:22:35,380
It's a Friday.

1878
01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,380
It is Friday.

1879
01:22:36,380 --> 01:22:37,380
OK.

1880
01:22:37,380 --> 01:22:38,380
So.

1881
01:22:38,380 --> 01:22:42,660
I don't think we're going to get a hotel inside the casino.

1882
01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:44,660
No, those are extremely expensive.

1883
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:45,660
But we get one in Durant.

1884
01:22:45,660 --> 01:22:47,420
Did Andrea say she has some contacts?

1885
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:48,420
No.

1886
01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:49,420
She does not.

1887
01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:50,420
No.

1888
01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:51,420
And I check with my contacts.

1889
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:52,420
Where did she say she did?

1890
01:22:52,420 --> 01:22:53,420
She did, but it got nowhere.

1891
01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:54,420
Oh, OK.

1892
01:22:54,420 --> 01:22:57,740
And yours got nowhere.

1893
01:22:57,740 --> 01:23:00,180
They do not discount.

1894
01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:02,940
Choctaw is very stingy.

1895
01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:03,940
They do not discount.

1896
01:23:03,940 --> 01:23:04,940
All right.

1897
01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:09,020
So we're going to stay, guys, and we need to secure four rooms.

1898
01:23:09,020 --> 01:23:10,020
That's typically what would happen.

1899
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:12,020
But I know some people don't want to stay.

1900
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:15,340
They're just going to go home that night, which I think is a horrible idea.

1901
01:23:15,340 --> 01:23:16,860
Well, whatever.

1902
01:23:16,860 --> 01:23:20,060
So why don't we take care of us?

1903
01:23:20,060 --> 01:23:24,020
So we're going to go to Choctaw and we're going to go see a concert.

1904
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:25,020
And who are we going to go see?

1905
01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:26,020
Sticks.

1906
01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:27,020
We're going to go see Sticks.

1907
01:23:27,020 --> 01:23:28,020
Who else is going?

1908
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:29,020
Collective Soul.

1909
01:23:29,020 --> 01:23:30,020
There you go.

1910
01:23:30,020 --> 01:23:31,020
Are you sure?

1911
01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:32,020
I was on the Sticks website.

1912
01:23:32,020 --> 01:23:36,460
It said Sticks with Collective Soul.

1913
01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:41,060
Because yeah, but that's still ambiguous.

1914
01:23:41,060 --> 01:23:42,340
Is it Collective Soul 6?

1915
01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:43,740
That still doesn't sound right.

1916
01:23:43,740 --> 01:23:47,540
But what's strange is we saw Thorner in Choctaw and there was no opening show.

1917
01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:49,660
They played for two and a half hours, three hours.

1918
01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:52,340
That doesn't mean Sticks has to do that.

1919
01:23:52,340 --> 01:23:54,660
Well, that's crap.

1920
01:23:54,660 --> 01:23:56,580
I'm already voicing my displeasure.

1921
01:23:56,580 --> 01:23:57,580
You don't want to see Collective Soul?

1922
01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:00,900
I don't even know who they are, really.

1923
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:03,420
They have like two or three songs.

1924
01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:05,060
So they're going to say play two or three songs.

1925
01:24:05,060 --> 01:24:06,620
They're kind of a Stone Temple Pilots kind of thing.

1926
01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:07,620
Extended version.

1927
01:24:07,620 --> 01:24:08,620
No, they're not.

1928
01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:09,620
Yeah.

1929
01:24:09,620 --> 01:24:13,300
It's that same time period, but.

1930
01:24:13,300 --> 01:24:14,980
Isn't it Stone Temple Jam?

1931
01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:16,740
It's alternative rock.

1932
01:24:16,740 --> 01:24:17,740
That's Pearl Pilots.

1933
01:24:17,740 --> 01:24:18,740
Right.

1934
01:24:18,740 --> 01:24:22,660
They all sounded the same back then.

1935
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:25,180
Just one big spooch stain.

1936
01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:26,180
Right.

1937
01:24:26,180 --> 01:24:28,380
All right.

1938
01:24:28,380 --> 01:24:32,020
Bad Stream Smoke, Secondhand Smoke, you guys have we'll be back in just a few moments.

1939
01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:37,140
We're going to we're going to prepare the next sample of bourbon Halloween weekend coming

1940
01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:38,140
up.

1941
01:24:38,140 --> 01:24:39,660
Football fantasy style.

1942
01:24:39,660 --> 01:24:41,460
We'll talk about that second half.

1943
01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:42,460
Yeah.

1944
01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:43,460
Or but hair.

1945
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:44,460
And I got a big time elk hunt coming up.

1946
01:24:44,460 --> 01:24:45,460
How about that?

1947
01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:46,460
Suck on it.

1948
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:57,660
This