So it's the the market Jack Paul show.
We're not talking about anything.
Can we now?
As were Brooks Distillers collection.
Alright so it's dudes like us
it's the second half we have stepped up the game a little bit. I forgot
what type of bourbon we have. It's the one you bought. Yeah the one I got.
It is really good. It's the Ezra Brooks Distillers
collection I believe. Is that correct? Yeah spending a
lot of time on bourbon for the last show. Yeah Ezra Brooks
Distillers collection. It's a new one again.
And yeah it's good. My wife thought it was
a little hot but you know as we drink it
Paul drank it he's like that's smooth that's not spicy. That's what was funny. Your wife
was like oh my gosh you're coughing and stuff and I was like oh this must have got
some heat behind it right? And then I took a big sip and I was like
oh no there's no burn there's nothing going on there and I'm like I have a
problem. So let's uh we've numbed our
I'm going to sidestep this real quick and because just break this
up a little bit because we've been talking about bourbon a lot for the first show so I'm kind of like
let's go we'll come back to the bourbon. Okay.
I want to share with folks
because there's a lot of people that you know you hear all kinds of
stories about different places around the world and
you know and you think about I don't know where you grew up at if you grew up in a small
neighborhood big neighborhood and like we're from the Dallas Fort Worth region so
we're used to what's going on here and you think about other areas that you think about New
Orleans and how that's like you think about you know Michigan
and California and then dramatically different yeah and then you got New York
City and that kind of area and I'm just thinking you know I have
to share my experience just a little just a little niche
of what I got because when I first thought about New York City and
going out there you know just think about it you
getting on a plane traveling to New York City
how are you going to handle that? I mean as far as like being
dudes like us whether you're vaccinated or not if you're not vaccinated you're
in New York City you're not going to be able to get in anywhere you can't get into the museums
so I went out there for work for two weeks
about and I want to say first of all I enjoyed
the whole experience down there. Yeah. I did spend a lot of time
in New York City I was mostly on the New Jersey
side of the river on the Hudson and they
don't have any mandates for vaccines or masks like that so you can go into where you want but
I did spend two days out in New York City and just
because I've never been there and I'll tell you it was cool
but I want to share with you some of the weird stuff going on
okay all right we'll start with
they have an interesting network of
transportation. Yes. The subways, the buses
yeah like a ton of people there don't own cars right? Oh yeah absolutely.
They maybe have bikes but most of them are 100% bus and subway.
So look these guys I got to hand it to them. Those folks
that have to do that they choose to travel like that I think it's great
and you walk a lot and I think that is
great for just health wise. Yeah yeah yeah. So you just walk it.
So you walk a couple blocks because you get to get where you're at but you can basically go anywhere
in a freaking subway and get really close to where you want to go and then you have to
walk one or two blocks and you're there boom. Right. So and then you
buy these little passes to the subway and they've got
because you've got five major bureaus
of New York. They're neighborhoods. And you know Brooklyn, Queens,
Manhattan, Bronx and one more.
Is Harlem one? I don't know. Or is that a subset of another place?
I don't know. The five bureaus
of New York. I don't know. So anyways first of all the traveling was
a breeze. Once you get in there and you kind of get the nuts and bolts they've got like
basically in a subway for example they've got two types of subways.
They've got a subway that will stop a lot
and they have subways that won't stop. They're like express
ones. Yeah you got your express ones that just keep going right on through and then you have ones that stop almost at
every stop. Right. So knowing that and they all show up at different times
and you know you can get around basically anywhere you want pretty quick. Pretty efficiently.
And I didn't have any problems.
There were homeless people there. They
some people were like Newark, New Jersey where I was at. They're like oh
my god. Coming from Dallas. They're like dude man this
is going to be a horrible experience man. People get shot there all the time. Dude
man people are nicer there than they are here
in Texas. That was my experience there.
I didn't really. I enjoyed myself and I hate to slam Texas.
I think you have to clarify where in Texas.
Right. If you're in downtown Dallas you're not going to have a lot of friendly
people. If you're in downtown of a lot of the cities around here.
But in downtown Dallas compared to New York City. Well downtown Dallas is pretty much dead.
There's nothing going on down there for the most part. Right. There's like one little section
down there on McKinney that may have something going on. But downtown Dallas is not like
it's not jumping and jiving. New York City is crazy. Yeah but let me
clarify since we're on the friendly thing. New Jersey
are you saying that the people in New York City were friendly? They're
just like. Because when I was there crowded like people walking
all over the place. I'm used to looking at people making eye contact. Yeah that's another thing.
Nobody makes eye contact. I want to get with that too. Nobody makes eye contact.
When you are in a subway they're
extremely docile. It's kind of like don't make waves.
Yeah they're like zombies. You get on the subway. Exactly.
They're like zombies. You get on the subway. You look down. You don't make eye contact
with anybody. Yeah you don't want to make eye contact. So if you're real
outgoing and you're like. You don't want to do that. People get in the
habit of this is my personal space. This is what I'm doing. And people start
acting crazy into your top left of your eye. Over
there in the top right. You can just ignore them. And you stay in your little
bubble and you get off. And this is like. And I understand why
they're that way but I wouldn't call that friendly. Correct.
From that perspective it's not. But it was kind of weird because I wanted to
share that. Because I got on the subways. Because there's a lot. There are some
volatile circumstances that pop up. Yes. You get some drunk guy
that's drunk. Or high. I also think that goes to
where someone is getting attacked and people don't do anything.
No they video it. Yeah they'll video it. But they won't step in to help.
That's right. Right. Someone gets punched in the face and they're down.
You hear about that happening up there. You do.
Where no one does anything to help. Like the lady that pushed the other lady
into the side of a moving subway car. And all the people just
were sitting down and just looking at her. And she kind of walked off and they
just kind of looking at her. They didn't jump up and help the woman that had
gotten knocked. I think that's kind of a difference between what you'd find there and what you'd find here.
At least I'd hope. I hope so too. Well I was on a subway.
And it has in a.
Was it clean? The way I could define a
subway is that I didn't feel uncomfortable sitting down.
You didn't slide or stick. But I didn't enjoy grabbing the handles.
I did it. But every now and then
you hit a rough spot and you're like. Kind of crunchy.
What was that? You're saying there weren't subway attendants running up and down
wiping everything clean. All the poles and everything. Sanitizing.
I would compare it to almost a public bathroom. So
explain that one. They require vaccines everywhere they go but they don't sanitize
the subway. Interesting.
Seems kind of contradictory. It's extremely.
And they make you wear masks everywhere. And if you want to get into
any of the restaurants you have to show. You have to wear masks outside?
In New York City? No.
There were a lot of people that didn't wear masks outside. When you're outside walking up and down the street we didn't
wear masks. Rebels. If you're in the subway. If you walk down those steps
and you're in the subway area you put a mask on. You have
to. It's kind of like the airport. You do it for your own protection.
It's an unwritten rule. And it has nothing to do with COVID. Does it smell?
Like urine? Yeah. It did smell like urine.
But it wasn't well cleaned. But it was cool
because they had. When you have these
designers talk about decorating place
and they're like we're going to put some subway tile here.
Well that's what they're talking about. I saw what subway tile they were referring to.
And it was really cool. I wouldn't put it in my house. What is it?
They just. It's kind of like for a particular
stop. There's like a big tile
photo. What's it called? Like a tile picture.
A mural? A mural. Collage. And it's got the names
on it. Like well this is something station. And you know it's kind of like that tile
has probably been up there 50 years. And it's old school stuff.
Probably longer than that. 50 years was only 1970s.
Yeah. Crazy. God.
Why do you do stuff like that? But there was cool stuff. So you got zombies
in the subway. And you got. Now we're talking about now performers.
You got performers. Trying to make money. Yeah.
Guys down in the subway. Because you got all these shows
where you got these cops running around chasing robbers on these shows.
And they've always got some sort of performance guy out there.
Or group of performers. With drumsticks banging on a
bucket upside down. But that was kind of cool.
Alright. So. Those are New York
by the way. This wasn't. That's what it sounds like. No, no that was New York.
So the. But it was kind of cool. It was cool to experience that.
It really was. And so I'm kind of cherry picking.
Because I didn't have a lot of bad experiences except the fact that I couldn't get into some of the places.
But there wasn't a. But. All you did was walk down the street. But you beat the system.
Well of course. And how'd you do that?
Talk us through how you beat the system. It was genius. He's white.
It's just a power of suggestion. They didn't let those black people.
They're like we need to see proof of vaccine. But I'm white.
Oh come on in. I'm sorry. I don't think that's how that went down.
Says here I'm Caucasian. I can get right on in.
I have the white privilege card. Let me show you that card.
Wow. Isn't that the way it works? Basically.
Yes Jeff. That's exactly how it works. On a couple venues I had a friend of mine that was out there.
And he had ordered a drink for me.
And. Was it a Manhattan? No it was a beer.
I don't even recall what the drink was.
But I would get the drink. Was it a Bronx? Now at that time that I had the drink.
Now I'm kind of like all right well I'm in the system.
Because I have a drink. All right well he's cleared because he's got a drink.
Certainly he wouldn't have received a drink in a venue.
So he kind of came out and gave it to you?
No no no. He texted you and said hey your drink is in here.
They're seating outside. So they've got a little seating area outside.
So he was sat down and he was like oh I've got my friend over here and we're going to have dinner.
We'll both have a couple beers. And so I get there. I grab the beer. I stand.
I take the beer. I stand up and I walk inside with my beer.
And so they're like. They just come look at you because you have a beer already.
So what you're hearing is you can just grab a beer from home and just walk into a place.
No dude. Hold on. I like the way you think.
In the outside seating area they didn't check for vaccination?
Well they checked him. Don't you have to walk past somebody to go sit with him to get the beer?
So he grabbed over the rail. The wait staff. No no.
You can walk. There's this walk. So they have the sidewalk.
So you're sitting on the street essentially. Oh OK. So you have the walkway
and then you got to walk over the sidewalk to get to the seating area.
Because what they do is they rent the car lots where you can park.
And they have a nice seating area. So they've got a little.
It's a big corral. And so you can probably put 10, 15, 16 tables in a little
three car slot. OK. You know there's a lot.
So what he would do is he would sit there and he would order. He ordered me the beer.
And what I would do is I'd go to the table and I'd grab my beer and I'd take it inside to the bar.
Right. So it was.
I'd just walk straight to my beer. Grab it. And we walked straight inside with our beer.
And that was it. There was no. Then you got a table.
Yeah. Because the guy at the door checks you. And he was like oh he's got a beer.
I must have checked him already. Yeah. And then we went to this one place where
we didn't have a. It didn't work out quite like that. And I was
like well I had my vaccine card. I lost it here.
Last night. And we have no idea where it's at.
That's what you said to the guy. That's what I told him. And he was like oh my God.
And he was kind of like just go in there. Right. He's like I don't want to fight you.
I'm fighting people all day. I don't get paid enough to deal with this.
Right. Right. But there's some guys that do man. They take this shit serious.
Like there were a couple really nice places I want to go in.
Like our staples in downtown New York City that you want to go to.
And absolutely. It was some big dude. He was like it was
like the real kind of like outside of an Irish bar. You know.
I want to. Yeah. Like a green light that he flashed in your eyes and said you're not
vaccinated. Did you have to like knock on a door. A little door slide open with his eyes
come out. You had to hold your vaccine card. Yeah. What's the vaccinated code word?
Fuck Joe Biden. You're in. Let's go Brandon.
Let's go Brandon. That was so funny.
That Kirk. Let's go Brandon.
Oh look they're calling you. I tell you what that's how these people are getting on the air now.
That's what they're saying instead of the cuss word. They're just saying let's go Brandon.
That seems like that's the way to go now. Instead of saying fuck Joe Biden they're going to be like
let's go. That's what it's going to be. That's what it is now. That's what it is now.
And they're mocking. They're doing two things. They're saying you know F. Joe
Biden without saying it and they're mocking that stupid ass reporter that said
I think they're saying let's go Brandon. Yeah. Yeah. Unbelievable.
That's what I saw. I was watching college football the show on ESPN.
I like watching the college football pregame. You know the hold up to signs.
Yes. And there were a bunch that said let's go Brandon back there.
It's great. There's like there's no cuss words on it so I can't. Yeah.
They can't take it away from you. I think they have people in the crowd that will go
pull some of the more objectionable ones now because you'll see someone holding something up. You're like oh that's a good
one. The next thing you know it's gone. Yeah. So you get wrestled to the ground. It's like someone goes
over goes. Somebody starts. It's like right behind. You strike behind Kirk Herbstreet's head
for like 30 seconds. It's the Democrat Party.
And it's gone. It's Antifa aligned with the Democrat Party going around
pulling down signs. Right. Anyway they had some weird stuff.
I took a walk in down the street.
There I took a picture and I texted to you guys a little chalk writing on there.
They were like some sort of demonstration was going to
happen. And it says that some guy goes out there writes on the sidewalk and then people
walk by there. They go I guess we're going to come out here at this time. And that's how they communicate.
You know instead of doing Twitter or some social media like that.
It's like hey at two o'clock I need you to go down to the park and read the memo.
That's written on the sidewalk. But they use Twitter. What do you mean? They don't use Twitter.
Well I mean if you don't use Twitter do you want to find out
where it's at. It's written right there. These people would be lost without Twitter. They wouldn't know
what to do. It's a Twitter mob. Yeah they'd be like oh my god I haven't gotten a tweet today.
So I did a couple things.
I wanted to share at least two experiences. I don't think they're taking a shit.
One of the experiences was going to Central Park. So when you're
in a big city and plus the 9-1-1 memorial
was a pretty cool thing to see.
9-11.
Let's call it the cops.
It was moving.
It was moving. It wasn't so much
me. It was the people that were there
and saw it. Was that Somber? Very. It was.
Look there were people that were there, some of them,
that you knew a relative of theirs died and they were there
for that reason. So they have engravings that go
in this that are on the plaques all the way around
the whole thing. And these people were showing up and they would take
a flower and it's snippet so that it sticks
into the diameter of the letter of their name.
So it's just luck that
the standard size rose, when you snip it, the stem can fit in that
metal letter.
So that was cool. So when you walk by there there's these little roses that are stuck everywhere.
They came there to show
respect to the folks that passed away.
It was very moving to go there. And from the 9-11
we went to the
Central Park from there. Is it that close?
Battery Park. You know what? I don't remember.
I looked on the map. It's probably five or six blocks north.
It's not that far. I've never been there so I don't know.
The only reason why I know is because we were going to go to New York City, if you remember.
I was going to fly into Jersey and we were going to see the Titans and Jets. Remember that? Yeah, I wish
I had been there. And then yes, I was looking at different
Airbnb spots in the city. You could have stayed at
my hotel. All three of you.
On your anniversary. This was before you knew you were going out there.
I know. Anyway, so when I was looking at the map of where the Airbnb
places was, I was like, oh wow, there's Central Park and there's
Manhattan. So yeah, I was able to kind of spot how
it's all laid out there. So we walked through
Central Park. It's really remarkable because
it's a big nature place right in the middle of all this.
Do you kind of get a total escape from the city?
It is. Yeah, you can lay down in the grass and you can look at the sky.
You should have sent a picture of that.
Of you laying on the grass and looking into the sky.
They have these incredibly large
crystallized rocks that are coming out of the ground.
Just huge, huge rocks. Like geodes?
It's just large rocks and they're crystallized and they've got some quartz and stuff
in the rocks. And you know, they come out of the ground like diamonds.
Is it all natural? They put it there? No, it's natural.
Do they grow it? Yeah, they're crystal
rock trees. It's not rock candy. I thought it was crystal
rock trees. So basically all those pictures you see there.
Oh, it's a big rock. Yeah, they've got some pretty tall ones out there.
So I managed to find a rock
that... So they're all truly natural. Look at that. When you climb up there and
when you look down you see all kinds of reflections like broken glass everywhere.
And when you get closer there are crystals in the rock.
That's pretty cool. I've never heard of that.
Of rocks? In Central Park.
The rocks were formed kind of like a lounge chair.
Where it's got your groove for your butt and your back and it's kind of curved like that.
And your feet get up so you're almost in the fetal position. It was extremely
comfortable. Did you sleep?
I closed my eyes. I did not fall asleep. But I closed my eyes, put my backpack around my head
and put my feet up. And it was quite comfortable.
Nice. And... Isn't that where
you've got mail? That little bridge? Did you find that?
Yes. I walked right through it. I have a picture of it. Did you hold hands?
With yourself? With your friend? No, I did not. In fact
right there is the same park that Elf, Will Ferrell was like throwing
snowballs at the
guys that were... Well in the movie Elf. Will Ferrell was throwing snowballs
and having a snowball fight. So I saw that. And they have like the old
cliché bridge where people walk through and you walk to
the other side and the person... It never fails. When you get to the other side you're going to die.
In all the movies. It's kind of like when
it's a creepy... Oh through the tunnel? Yeah, through the tunnel.
As soon as you get on the other side you die. So there's a pile of dead bodies?
No, but it was kind of cool to walk through it. Just to see it all.
It was an experience. I really... I'm telling you there's
people that are kind of like... I'm never going to get on New York. It's crazy. But I'll tell you
to get a room... If you were to go up there for a weekend
leave like a Friday... Fuck it. Friday morning,
Friday afternoon and get two nights up there.
Friday night and Saturday night. And you were able to spend...
I mean it would be worth it. I mean for the trip and for the hotel
to go in and just see the sights. I would totally do it.
Without going in anywhere? Well I mean
it was a little frustrating that you couldn't see some of the museums. But even not
seeing the museums. I got to see the Central Park and you're able to...
So you're saying don't stay in New York City? Correct. Oh, totally
don't stay there. No, no don't stay there. You want to stay...
You go to New Jersey. Dude they have so many things in New Jersey. Right on
the other side. I mean when you say New Jersey it's like... Dude because when you're in Texas
and you talk about another state. I mean well that's quite the endeavor to go hit
another state. Up there everything is close. Dude up there it's like... That's what I like
living in Ohio. You could be in another state three states away in
five hours. Well but even there it was like 15 minutes
up in New Jersey. And what's crazy is how it's so
dramatically different from like the rules. Like the vaccine rules
between New Jersey and New York City. I don't need a mask or anything. Can you imagine being somebody
who regularly, like who lives in New Jersey and regularly commutes to
New York City to work. And then they got to deal with the differences
in rules. I had so many different things I had to look at
where people are... Because all my job was all on the
New Jersey side. So I would meet with these folks and they were like, I was like where do you work?
I work in Manhattan. I'm like oh cool. So they were like
how do you get there? And they were like you know I get on a bus
right outside my front door and it drops me off right
where the subway is at. I get on the subway it takes me two blocks
from the front door of my job. And bam!
The whole process takes 20 minutes. That's crazy. Yeah. And I wonder
how they feel about it. And we're fighting with an hour long traffic commute here.
And if you drive that distance it will take you an hour.
Hour and a half. Yeah that's crazy. I wonder if
they roll their eyes at the rules in New York City because they don't live
that way at home. Everyone rolls their eyes at the... There are some freaks
out there. I mean there was someone that sent me a... I don't know if I was just
going through TikTok or what the deal is with it. But
there was kind of like the way it is in Florida and the way it is
in California. And they're like these people kind of run into...
They walk into a grocery store. They don't have masks on. And you've got all these
people that are like freaking out. Yeah freaking out. Oh my god! They get
a bunch of groceries. They pay for it. They're like how much are the apples? They're like two bucks. Here's
four bucks. Keep the change. They wouldn't take... They left the money on the counter
and they were trying to take the apples out. And they were like no they take the apples away from
them. You know you can't have anything. They took the apples and they tossed
them. Like as if they had been contaminated. Yeah well like you can't have
them. No you're not buying the apples. I don't give a fuck. That was a real... That was a real
experience. Oh it was absolutely real. I sent that. Did you? Yeah.
It was embarrassing. You have it. Oh I didn't watch it. There was a difference between Trader Joes
in California and one in Florida. Drastic difference.
There was a group of people who were like we're just going in there with no masks on.
So they went in and everyone started freaking out.
So they were in their shopping and they were like we're not going to sell that to you.
We're not going to sell that to you. So they'd go up a bag of apples. They said here's
four dollars. And they're like I'm not taking that. You can't take those apples. It's like well I've paid for them.
No you can't take those. So they were like forcibly taking the apples away from them
and trying to give them their money back.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
Now Trader Joes is a private company. They can do what they want.
It shows the massive retarded ignorance of
people. Right. But it was the whole store.
It was the whole store doing it. It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable how people can be so brainwashed
and driven by fear. We are such sheep.
And they're giving up their freedoms and they're too stupid to know better.
They're literally too stupid to know better. That's why I think if I went
out to California now we don't wear masks here. I do when I go.
You do when you go to the doctor. That's about it. That's the only place I wear one. When I go to the
doctor. But besides that there are no masks.
There is nothing about COVID has affected me
outside of wearing a mask at a doctor's office. Quite awesome.
It has not affected me. I don't do anything different. I mean
other than people working from home
to where we can't get together like we did before because they're spread
out more. I got to tell you. Does that make sense? Putting a mask on
I've never. You guys have been out with a mask. Have you ever
experienced the lack of oxygen? I haven't. I haven't either.
I don't keep it on long enough. I haven't either until
I got on an airplane. Oh that would suck.
Well it did.
I'll tell you. I had to really
mentally calm myself. You were getting
my claustrophobic? I couldn't breathe.
I felt like I wasn't getting enough oxygen. You know if you have a respiratory
disease you don't have to wear a mask. Yeah but how do you
prove that? Doctors don't? Yeah you just say I have a respiratory disease.
Show me proof. Are you issued a card when you
have a respiratory disease? I don't know. I mean what are the rules? What do these airlines require
for you to say? Oh you have to. Exactly. So what if
everyone up says I have a respiratory disease? Well you have to say it differently.
I have a respiratory disease.
I have a respiratory disease. Oh god.
No that's throat cancer. Yeah that was fucked up.
That was well done by the way. My point is that
it sucked. I always for some reason I always get a window seat.
I like sitting at the window. You know I don't like sitting at the
aisle. I know it's more room and more comfortable
but even though you're in the window and you can't stand up
and you're crunched in there in economy plus
even though you shouldn't be. So it's like being in the womb.
Yeah you're really in the fetal position. But I get that window
and I'm able to turn my face to the window and I can take my mask off.
What if they see you take your mask off? They'd yell at you.
Oh you would be in a full blown brawl on the plane. Yeah but they don't
no one sees me. Nobody sees me. Cause you're a, I've got my
What you've got your whole face to the wall? Well I have a. That's a little odd. But you, I told you
I packed my blankie. So I had. So you put a blanket over
your head and take the mask off. Yeah. Well I guess if you have a blanket
over your head nobody can see your face. What difference does it make? You're snuggie.
What do you call those
ones that have no arms? I think they're called snuggies. Oh they're called snuggies?
Aww. Well it's just my point is
that even for me and I've never had this problem until I
wore the masks. And it was
scary. I'm telling you. That you felt
the breathing issue. Yeah it was kind of like I just honestly felt like I seriously wasn't getting
enough oxygen. Oh wow. And I don't know. And so anyway. That's a long flight.
I had. It was still. I mean I don't know if it was psychological
or if it was real. Well that's how claustrophobic people get.
Oh my god I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Yeah and you
probably were like I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Well I just. All I would do is keep talking to myself
just chill. Maybe you're claustrophobic. And I took off. I would take off.
As soon as I took off my mask and I would turn my head to the window I would take off my mask
and I would breathe. You know I can. I have. Because I have the air blowing on my face.
And I would breathe into that and I put my mask back on.
And it was just I take deep breaths and I don't know. Maybe I am a little claustrophobic.
I don't know. Yeah maybe. Is that part of it? I don't know.
I know people you know they panic.
I just put my hand down my pants and I feel better. Really?
Jesus.
Can you imagine?
I feel like Al Bundy.
Sitting there with his hand around his balls.
Well you know. Put your hands down your pants makes anyone feel better. I don't care.
Well they have those pervs on the plane you know.
Just because you put your hands down your pants doesn't mean you're a perv.
It doesn't? No. Dude I'm sitting on the couch.
No on a plane. On a plane. Oh.
Uh huh. You still think it's okay. You're trying to fight us here.
So if you're sitting there in the window seat and you're like cramming your hands down your pants.
That's not pervy.
And you're like wow I have such an itch for ten minutes.
Well if you just got your hands down your pants and you're just cupping your balls.
What are you doing? I'm just giving myself a hug.
Yeah but I don't care on a plane when you're sitting that close and you're touching the person next to you in your hands room.
When your hands down your pants and there's like physical contact with the person next to you.
That's a deal breaker. Okay. No no even better.
When the flight attendant comes along with the tray of drinks.
And you pull it out. Yeah you're like.
I have a five dollar bill here.
Gross. A few pubes come out with it.
Oh come on. God you and the pubes.
You and the pubes. That's the first time I've ever said that word.
Yeah really ever. Ever. On any podcast.
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Well you I've already told you this one. Thomas Jefferson.
We weren't we weren't recording at the time.
So this one is kind of weird because it makes you think about our presidents back in like it was Harry Truman.
Harry President Truman started his day with a substantial breakfast with eggs bacon toast milk bourbon bourbon.
And then he followed it with a phone call. Drop it.
Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot.
So should we do fat man or little boy. Do both.
Well true. Was it the one that was like you know the secret is to you know carry a big steak.
Talk a lot of shit and carry a big steak. That was Roosevelt. Oh Teddy. Teddy Roosevelt. Was that World War I.
That was Teddy Roosevelt before World War I wasn't he.
I thought well he's 1930 or or I'm sorry FDR.
FDR was with World War II and then he died.
Well what was Truman Truman took over. When was Truman president.
It was after Roosevelt. Yeah after FDR died.
So he was president for four terms. That's what they put term limits.
He was the 33rd president. Truman.
So President Truman. But I mean can you imagine because he would wake up at five in the morning.
He would the first thing he would do is he would go for a brisk walk.
And when he got back from his walk you know part of his daily regiment was to do a shot of wild turkey.
One one one or the 80 proof. I don't know. It was rare breed.
I don't think they had red breed in that time but 126 proof.
That's crazy. One 16. Isn't it funny that people from a totally different time are drinking the same bourbon.
This is the president of the United States. This was like you know what I mean.
Isn't that cool. We got wild turkey out there.
This is back when they thought like smoking was acceptable where they're smoking in the White House.
Yeah it's OK. You can have it. Kids can smoke. Everyone can smoke.
Mr. Perdue if you would look up Teddy Roosevelt for me.
I would like to know when he was president. What time.
Was it the teens. I'd say the 13th. I thought it was the 30s.
19. That's his date of death was. No that's when he died is 1919. When was he president. 1901 to.
Holy cow I was way off. So turn of the century. So you're right. It was before World War One.
Yeah. Dang. He started the what was his group that he did the.
God. Oh the rough something rough riders rough yes rough riders. Yeah that's the baseball team that we have.
Yeah you're right. What did they do. What did the rough riders do. What was their significance.
They're playing baseball. Oh hey which one of the presidents are dressed up like one woman was Hoover.
You really know that was the FBI. We had a cross dress. That was the FBI director.
A cross dress president FBI director. Correct. That was Hoover. What a name to do that too.
Right. No kidding. All right. So Woodrow Wilson was World War One.
I'm remembering now Woodrow Wilson because the League of Nations member. Right.
So he was World War One and we got involved in World War One when the Lusitania was Lusitania.
Yeah I did a book report on that. It was done in the Cuba area wasn't it. Down in the Caribbean or was that.
No no I think it was. It was up in the Atlantic somewhere. Yeah it was over. It was over closer to Europe.
Well there was a. The Lusitania. Well hold on but William Taft was in between Roosevelt and Wilson.
Wilson. Yes but Woodrow Wilson I'm fairly certain was. There we go from 1913 to 21. He was the president during World War One.
I guess we need to know what the time period of World War One was. Who was the leader of the progressive movement.
I don't even know what that means. Is that liberals. That's AOC today right. AOC. Progressive movement. Yeah maybe.
It may have meant something different back then. Well there we go. It is 14 to 18. So it was 100 percent Woodrow Wilson.
Wow. 1914 to 1918. Yeah but he knocked that shit down. Well we got involved but towards the end and again the sinking of the Lusitania led to that.
There was outrage that a cruise ship would get you know get torpedoed by the U-boats and there was some shadiness having to do with it because it apparently like exploded like an unusual explosion and that made people think that they were ferrying supplies armament.
Right. To the to the front line type of thing and that's why it it it it expedited its sinking. You know it's interesting. Anyway I'm looking at a little history of the presidents.
Yeah. And they've got this one listed as far as Congresses go. So they've got the you know the years of service and then the next category is how many Congresses have passed through.
Okay. So I just thought that was interesting. So Woodrow Wilson as you were saying he went through 63, 64, 65 and 66 Congresses. Congress. Yeah. Yeah because it's every two years right. Yep every two years. Right.
Interesting. Yes. No I just thought that was kind of cool because they categorized it like that.
I think it's interesting thinking all right what were the people thinking back then were they as lunatic as they were now. I'm sure they were. I'm sure they were fucking fruitcakes out there. Yeah.
And I would agree. This is is that we didn't have social media or the media period to to be able to put it out there in a right away. I mean there's so many things that happen all the time that go unchecked.
I mean there were people there was some kid some black kid in Texas that blew his way through school and you didn't hear shit about that.
He did what in the school. He killed a couple people in the classroom this happened a couple of this past week or the week before.
He's out already on bail. Yeah. Oh we talk about that a little bit. Yeah he posted a seventy five thousand dollar bail and then his family was like you got it all wrong about him.
Like he's not the monster that you're making him out to be. And then the video came out and then the family of the victim.
Nobody was killed. I think they were surgery people died right. No no no no no they were killed. No I don't think anybody was. Hold on.
I don't think it was killed. I hope not. They were. Maybe one. It's awful. It's a man's field. I'm not I'm not downplaying any death.
So don't don't pin that on me. This is high. It was in Mansfield. Yeah because I was having lunch with a co-worker who's from Mansfield that very day.
And her kids were briefly locked down in the other school in Mansfield. And so she was very concerned about that incident for hurt after student opens fire.
So yeah I don't think anyone he passed. Thank God. Well you just scrolled through that really fast. Yeah you did. That was too fast.
18 year old student accused in a shooting in Texas high school was released from jail after posting bond. He opened fire in a classroom Arlington.
I think it was more Mansfield but whatever. Two people shot two suffered unspecified injuries three counts of aggravated assault the deadly weapon.
And then he quickly went on the run and then he was quickly apprehended. All right. Well I thought someone done. I'm glad no one did. I'm glad too.
I'm glad too. But apparently the video of the incident came out and then the family of the victim was horrified by the video.
And I could not get a clear answer on why it was horrifying other than of course seeing their kids seeing their kids shot.
But apparently but they said something about they've never they said they've never seen their kid act that way.
Meaning because that kid was claiming the shooter was claiming being bullied. Right. And then the victim's family was like they've never seen their kid act that way.
Then the video comes out showing that he was getting bullied. I don't know. I couldn't get a clear answer from the article that I was reading.
But it almost made me wonder if the victim's family was admitting that their son who got shot was the bully.
Now that's what I wouldn't do the kid that brings a gun to school. Oh no it doesn't come on. Yeah no it doesn't matter. Yeah.
You don't solve that by shooting. No you don't. You don't. But they you know the family was the Simp Simp Simp Simpkins family was protesting that their son was being painted as a monster.
Let me think. Yeah he shot some people. Yeah. Yeah. Took a school took a gun to school and shot some people.
So I guarantee you had there been a white person it been all over the news. I thought it was locally. No no it was it was national.
I don't watch local news. It was national news. I promise you that it wasn't. I mean if it were a white person I'm just saying it would have been worse.
You think so. If you know fuck yeah. If it were a white kid that blew the shut up block neighborhood.
Yeah I don't know. I don't know. So you know earlier you were talking about New York City. So I've been there one time and when I went it was after 9 11 and they were starting the construction of the I guess it's called Freedom Tower.
The replacement skyscraper. Yeah. And so it was very much under construction. Actually the tower was under construction at all.
They had dug out they had removed all the debris which God knows how long that took right from the towers falling. What do they do with all that.
I don't know. That's a great question. Where do they put that. I don't know. I know some of some very small part of it's in museums across the country but that's a lot of metal.
Oh God. It's all the metal to China. Yep. Oh good Lord. You'd be surprised. China buys all of our garbage.
I know they do the recycling like there's a guy in my neighborhood. His brother owns a dump.
Something we've jumped. A landfill. A landfill. And plus they've got like a it's like a pawn shop. But you bring cars there you bring anything to die. Landfill the whole thing.
Right. There is the Chinese buy like two or three containers worth of stuff every day.
Wow. Every day. I wonder how the precious metals what they do is like if they got a section with his old computers and so they melt all that shit down and they salvage all the precious metals out of there.
And you know you may you may have an entire container filled with this precious metal with the web star with computers and you melt them down. You'll get a lot of stuff out of them.
Yeah. I mean I wonder if China is able to do that because they just use their manual workforce. Well that plus they don't they don't care about the environment.
So they just throw them into a big old smelter and go to town. And then they don't care about the health of their workers either. Whereas here they would just regulate the shit out of you and say well you can't do that.
And make it not proper. And you got to pay your people thirty five bucks an hour. Correct. It's an unfair. And you got to pay the government 60 percent of your bourbon.
Yeah. There you go. Anyway going back to New York City. So when I went they had the entire pits dug out. So they were there was a giant square dirt. You know what I mean. They had cleared everything and they dug it way down and they were working on the foundations of the new tower.
Right. And then they had like everything was not scaffolded but they had like very construction like barriers around it and then people could come and they could look over the over the barrier and they could look down into the pit.
And that's what I did. And it was like you were describing earlier about it very somber. It was amazingly somber because it wasn't that long after 9-11 actually happened that I was there and seeing the pit dug out and people were there.
And they dug it out and people you know like you said makeshift memorials and stuff all around the barricade or whatever. Pretty pretty impactful. Yeah. Have you guys been up to the Oklahoma City. No. No I haven't. I haven't seen that one either.
That one's pretty impressive as well. That was what was his name Tim Timothy McVeigh. McVeigh. And he put a bunch of fertilizer in a rented truck. And there's some blasting caps. And you know what's amazing about that whole program.
The entire entire side in front of that building. What's amazing about that is how they found him and how they found who it was. Well they found a piece of the truck. They found the axle had a serial serial number on it. Incredible.
Isn't that amazing. Amazing. Amazing. They found him quick before we jump on a couple days I think. Tim Timothy McVeigh. I was going to mention one thing about what I learned being in New York. Talking to one of these property managers I had to go talk to.
They said one of the tallest buildings there. Not the tallest but one of the tallest buildings there is leaning. Oh gosh. Like by a lot. And they're trying to figure out how to. There's a huge lawsuit. There's like six inch variance. And they're trying to figure out how to like prop it back in. And it's moving more and more. And this is dude. This is a big deal. That's a problem.
If that falls that's take it out more than just that building that's going to take everything out in its way. Oh yeah. I mean it's kind of like when nine when the towers fell it damaged a lot of people don't know this it damaged a ton of buildings around it.
To where they had to bring them down. Like multiple buildings had around the Twin Towers had to be imploded. Well that whole area is a park now. I mean right. All around it too. I mean god you know just to think about what was going on at that time.
And well I mean those recently had the 20th anniversary and we watched a lot of documentaries and shows about it. And I saw like footage I've never seen before. Anyway sorry keep going Sean. But I mean it was well I mean it's just awful. Yeah it's awful.
But I mean we're looking at some pictures now with Timothy McVeigh and the Oklahoma City bombing and they've got an aerial view of the front of that building. And we're looking at a an eight story building and probably you know probably 300 foot wide a football field wide you know.
The whole face of the building is gone. It took the front third of the building off easily. And a half of the section. And the biggest party foul about this was that it took out the nursery. The daycare. Yeah that was that was some sad shit you know.
And you know I have to hope I have to hope that. And I know why he did it. He was anti-government. He was mad about something and he targeted the ATF. I don't know who was in the building. There was some federal building now. Yes.
And I have to think that if had he known there was a nursery he would not have done that because you know you know how you can get psychological and you can separate yourself like you against the system.
And those aren't people. That's the government. That's like a obscure entity. I think that's what he got himself into. I don't know the psyche behind why he did what he did. But I just hope that if he if he knew there was a nursery or or daycare he wouldn't have done that.
But when I saw those pictures you know what what reminded me of those pictures is when that Florida condo collapsed. Yeah. Yeah. It looked a lot like this. It looked a lot like that. Yeah. Because the shit hanging down from the levels. Yep. Like the stories. Yep.
And Stephen sent me a story a lot like that. Stephen sent me a story that said there is a lot of infrastructure that is ready to just erode. They maybe they've done a bunch of studies down there since then to see. Oh I already know the coast of Florida. Yeah.
I'm sure across. I'm sure it's just not Florida but yet that whole strip there you think and what I'm saying is I wonder how many other buildings down there are at risk of doing that.
I think they're saying quite a few. I don't know. It could be Florida. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the emergency thing emergency thing was right. It was like oh my god do we have this other buildings that are in danger of this right. Right.
I don't know. I don't know.
If that building was affected I guarantee it. There are so many out there that in that same place they're all built at the same time same contractor probably that was awful though. That was awful. How many people 120 people.
Yeah. Hundred and something. I didn't know that. End up dying. Yeah. I mean you're just sitting there vacationing. Some people live there and you're sleeping.
Next thing you know it's. Yeah. Imagine you're getting pancake. Imagine Airbnb. You're there. You're there in that moment. Like how unlucky. That's what happened to a lot of the folks. I know. Vacation.
I mean speaking of unlucky. Did you hear about the plane crash that happened in Florida and it killed a UPS driver who was making a delivery.
Unbelievable. No it was a small plane that crashed into a neighborhood. Just hit a UPS guy and hit and killed a UPS driver and burned some people in their homes.
Yeah. This is a recent thing. This is just like two days ago. It's terrible. I always wonder I was like I wonder why that doesn't happen more often with these says knows and these little private small finance. Yeah.
That we don't have more accidents like that. Yeah I know. Crazy. There's a house down the street that car went through the wall.
Oh wow. They're right off of a roller and I don't know how it happened but they car ran into the house and it went.
Could all the way into the house kill somebody. No. Oh thank God. No. Yeah. Imagine being in your bed laying in your bed and a car comes through the window and kills you. Yeah. That's happened.
Yeah. It's that house. I guarantee you go by it all the time. So hold on. So I'm looking here says plane carrying two crashes and the Lusia County field. No this one crashed in a neighborhood.
Yeah. Just look at the plane crash UPS driver. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. That to me to make he got killed but to death I believe he's dead. Oh that's right. He did.
Like they did it fast. They didn't give him much. They weren't like maybe he didn't appeal. I don't know. Yeah here it is.
This is the how unlucky. I mean I just can't imagine you literally making a delivery. Verge of retirement. Oh of course. Been there for 30 years on the verge of retirement.
One of two people killed in the tragic crash. See if that kind of video they got there. Mr. Producer.
The audra staffer letter out to its employees letting them know that one of their longtime driver Steve Krueger was the UPS driver that was killed in that plane crash. According to that letter he had worked for UPS for 30 years.
And I spoke to a neighbor who said that he was just months away from retirement. Now take a look. We have some more video from the scene that we can show you now. His longtime neighbor Jim Luke Meyer says that Steve loved to ski and had bought a home in Mammoth where he planned to spend a lot of time after retiring.
But sadly those plans were cut short yesterday. Truck is demolished. Witnesses the wing of that twin engine Cessna clipped his UPS truck and then went up in flames destroying everything around it.
Steve lived in Ocean Beach and had several tenants. Luke Meyer says he took great care of them and the property even going so far as to vacuum the rooftops.
I was always joking. Unreal. Vacuum the rooftops. I mean seriously how unlucky. How unlucky. I mean he was making a delivery. It wasn't like he lived there. Right.
That's amazing. I mean that reminds me of like was it 1987 when the Delta crashed at the Dallas airport and it was a wind shear wasn't it. Yes and it it plummeted early before it hit the runway and took out people driving along on 114.
It killed people on 114 and then the plane crashed and killed everybody. Right. And apparently that is the rule that forced corporations to separate like there was on that plane there was a whole group of people from the same company and they all died.
And it created a huge mess for that company. Right. And so then after that companies started saying you know two VPs can't be on the same plane. They've got it. You know what I mean. They have to separate and all.
Do you remember that. I mean were you. I wasn't down there. So I wasn't either. So Sean were you in Dallas when that Delta plane crashed at DFW in 87. I believe it was 87.
Where would you have been. You would have been. I was in New Jersey in New Jersey. OK. So none of us were there. But there are people I know that were like oh yeah it was a big deal.
And it was you know it's frustrating. I was perusing through the list over here because we were on the president's. Yeah. And a little thing popped up said the 10 worst presidents.
I'm sure. And yeah. Is he number one. You know he's number two. That's fucking ridiculous. I mean he's number one. James Buchanan.
That's just so ridiculous. I mean Jimmy Carter is not even on the list. So ridiculous. It should go Carter Biden right now. Soon to be Biden Carter and then probably Buchanan.
What was Buchanan. What are they basing that on. He actually fulfilled he was a jerk. Yeah he fulfilled his campaign promises but he was a jerk.
When if you consider the Heritage Foundation do you know who that is. It's a it's a conservative organization that that tries to hold candidates hold them accountable for what they promised.
They said he did more for the conservative cause in terms of like the things that he said he would do and the things that he did.
They were they were static with his performance. So I mean really the number two worst president ever put that list out.
What's the name of the US news. Shut the F up. Yeah. So here's where they are as far as the top 10. I'm going from a star from 10 Zachary Taylor.
Hubert Hoover John Tyler and Millard Filmer Warren G. Harding. These this is like the deep cut presidents you know you heard these William Henry Harrison Franklin Pierce Andrew Johnson Donald Trump and James Buchanan.
Whatever. I mean Carter's not even on the list. That's anyone from the 1800s below. I bet they're all Republican and then Trump. Yeah they're probably all Republicans.
So I mean no there's a great switch. Remember. Yeah that's right. Yeah there was a great switch according to the Dems.
I mean it's just little things like that. I mean they're putting out there the people are reading their lives. This is this is reality. This becomes facts are facts. This is what they this is rewriting history.
You know because that that article will be out there that Donald Trump was the second worst president ever. It's so far from the truth. It's so far from the truth. This is why I want him to win again.
Yeah no I'm with you but it's going to further tear this country apart. I don't think so. I think Joe Biden's doing the same thing. No he's doing worse than Trump did. Yeah. So you're saying literally doing worse than you're saying in terms of dividing the country.
Yeah you don't want Trump because of that. But Joe Biden's doing it just as equal or more right. By actions not by his tweets stupid tweet comments. Yeah. Well he can't tweet no more.
He doesn't know how to type. You can see does Joe Biden have a Donald Trump. People were like oh yeah. We want Trump without the tweets. Well he can't tweet. They canceled his account. Yeah. Well yeah I guess so. So that's my point.
Does Joe Biden tweet. So Biden can't toot. That's what I'm saying. You can't see the smart. He probably doesn't know what Twitter is. He probably like.
You don't need an AR 14. Did you see. Did you see the footage of your favorite vice president doing the space. I don't see the footage. Camel toe Harris with paid hired actors child actors.
And they're all Canadian. She's a fucking she's a train wreck. A complete train wreck. Well she was explaining to the kids saying my mom was a scientist and I remember she works so hard that she used to take us to her work.
Because you know her dad was a piece of shit I guess. You know what I think. And I'm not exaggerating here and maybe we'll still see it. I think the plan all along.
Nobody wanted Biden but they knew they couldn't win an election against Trump. If Biden didn't win and didn't didn't run. OK. So hear me out on this.
And Nancy Pelosi was talking about the 25th Amendment before before Trump was out of office. OK. And the 25th Amendment was you know looking at the legality of it to see how you could apply it and to make the president was not mentally mentally capable.
Right. And people at the time were saying they weren't sure that it was Trump like it didn't add up. Right. And then sure enough what they do they they they bring Biden out. He wins the election quote quote.
And I think all along they were going to remove him but the 25th Amendment because they really wanted Kamala Harris. Well she's just as much a traitor. And since then and since then Harris has completely derailed their plans because she's a train wreck.
She is. She's totally inept at what she does. And I think that's what fell apart. I think their plan to remove Biden with the 25th Amendment fell apart because Harris like she doesn't have the aptitude.
She is. She's like a fool like a total clown. She's she's fake. Come if you watch this video. Now so insincere. Really.
She bangs. No I haven't. I can't I can't stomach it. Let's watch it. All right. Go ahead. It's so insincere and fake and over the top. And they did. And they said there were no child actors used in this video and then they're like my other all child actors.
Yeah they just lie lie lie lie lie. Oh she would take us to the lab with her like on the weekends and after school because she had to work long hours. And I just love the idea of exploring the unknown.
And then there's other things that we just haven't figured out or discovered yet. There's nothing wrong with their message. It's just that we still have to learn. She's full of shit. I love that. I love that. And so I'm very excited about the Space Council. We're going to learn so much as we increasingly I think are curious and interested in the potential for the discoveries and the work we can do in space.
So that's one of the things I'm most excited about. But the other you guys are going to notice the demographics of the children.
Okay. See we have an African American boy.
I don't see any white boys.
I see Asian to blacks and Asian a white woman. I don't see any white boys.
Well there's a white girl. Yeah. White girl. I think she might have been transgender. So what I what I think when I see this now kidding. I'm kidding. I have no idea what I think when I see this now is I wonder how many takes they had to do to get this.
Yeah yeah because it was all because it because they kind of present this as a an impromptu little gathering on a porch.
Scroll. Can you can you scroll back and I wonder they showed the kids all standing there. So yeah it literally does not have a white boy.
There is a black girl a black boy a Hispanic boy a white girl and a I guess an Asian girl. Right. No white boy.
Interesting. OK. You know that was on purpose. 100 percent on purpose. 100 percent on purpose. So that is rest racism.
Whatever. Did you see how they were dog in both Biden and Harris were dogging Columbus.
What they say on Columbus Day. What were they talking about. He was a he was horrible for the new world.
You wouldn't be here without Columbus. Right. I know. But they were dogging him big time.
Indigenous tribe you know whatever. It's Columbus Day. Right. I know. I know. But they were they were they were totally dogging him.
Yeah. It'll always be Columbus Day. Yeah. It will be for me anyway. At some point I bet they take that.
They'll weed it out. Us old farts will die. Yeah. And then indigenous day will take over.
Indigenous day. Yeah. Because he was evil. He was totally evil apparently. Columbus Christopher Columbus apparently.
Anyway yeah I'm getting all mired in negativity. I don't want negativity. Let's talk about something funny like Harris.
She's funny right. Well she is. I mean she laughs a lot because she doesn't know the answer to something.
She laughs. I know. Yeah she's a piece of work you know and and the thing is they're like how much money did we pay Canada to do that.
How much tax money did we pay Canada. So you said they were all Canadian children. Canadian. Are you sure.
Positive. This was I was on watching the news and they're like yeah the the the production company is a Canadian company and all those kids are Canadian actors.
That is the name of the production company is called shipping or sinking ship. Is it really.
Well that that totally totally defines her. Right. Her her vice presidency. Right.
So yeah so it's so they're like yeah I wonder how many of our tax dollars made it into Canada. Lovely.
To pay for this video. Yeah that's great. She's such a fool man. She can't do anything right because she has no idea what she's doing.
Not there's not one shred of authenticity. Well this comes from them hiring a publicist specifically for Kamala Harris trying to improve her image because it's gone through the tank.
Right. Yeah. And this is probably their first adventure and it failed miserably miserably. What do you think. I'm not happy with her at all.
I mean just the whole thing where they were like passing the ball to her. We're going to let her take care of the wall and she totally sucked on that.
She went down south. She's never gone. They went down south. When do you further. Yes she did. She would tell you.
Has she been to the border. She went to the border after Donald Trump said I'm going to the border. She was like oh hell I got to go now.
But she went to a place that was not bad. So she went to like El Paso. She didn't go to the bad spot.
El Paso is bad. I think she went to California. Is that where she went. She didn't go to the. She did not go to a bad spot.
But I want to tell you right now El Paso is a bad spot. I know but where she went was there was nothing going on. She greeted with a bunch of signs and people that protested.
No everywhere she goes and Biden you see that footage wherever he goes there's like a whole group of people that just protested.
Let's go Brandon all the way down the street. Oh Brandon. Yeah that's funny by itself. Hey look I got a little trivia for you.
All right. Of all the states is a bourbon related all of our 50 51 states Kentucky. How many would Tennessee which is the for regarding power consumption which is the least.
To people that use the least amount of electricity energy. I'm going to go with. Damn. OK fine I'll change my North Dakota Montana and North Dakota.
There are two guesses possibly Maine or Vermont though because that's fairly rural up there too.
So I'll start with the top 10. OK. And those didn't make it.
The neither one of those are in the top 10 either. Are you going to start at number 10. Yeah. OK. Hold on.
And count maybe Wyoming. Yeah I'm changing my Idaho Iowa Utah Mississippi. OK.
Canada. This is fucked up. Indiana Iowa Kentucky West Virginia Missouri Oregon Washington.
Alabama. Anything we've said so far in the top 10 intended it goes Florida.
Yes. Hold on start over what's number 10 Florida Florida Massachusetts use the least power Wisconsin.
Virginia Nebraska Idaho New Hampshire Utah Minnesota Washington.
I said Washington. Those are all my guesses. So Florida I could be yes on that.
Yeah that seems hard to believe. How much power does Disney World use. So some states trying to help their answers.
So it's a world.
But is there an asterisk saying excluding Disney World.
No I don't see an asterisk at all.
Yeah it goes further down but it's just kind of on the back up here. The most least energy efficient states.
Least energy efficient states. Well now we're going the opposite. Yeah that's the other way.
So if Florida is in there we're going to.
Florida. No. Well you says Utah New York and Massachusetts are the most energy efficient states.
Utah New York and Massachusetts are among the most energy efficient states.
Well New York outside of New York City there's really nothing going on.
OK. This is hokey. All right. So these are the most energy efficient states.
So I misspoke earlier. So those were the best states in some sort of poll according to health care according to education according to power consumption.
And Washington was number one. That's what I was talking about power consumption.
But the stats that were below the little thing that said this is the power. It was kind of skewed.
So so this is the these are the most energy efficient states in you had the least efficient.
So you get Utah as the number one most efficient most energy efficient states.
OK. Well it starts from Connecticut which is weird. I would not think Connecticut would be one. But.
I don't know. They have a bunch of solar panels. They do. It's very small.
Well it is small. There you go. That's the other thing. California is number nine. Oh yeah.
As the most energy efficient state. It's because they give brown outs. Yeah they don't have any energy at all.
Wisconsin. We have this much energy and when it's gone it's gone. Yeah when they lose power they're like this is fantastic.
We're not using any energy but we're being efficient. Yeah we're efficient.
I got it. We made people's top list. I'm so cold and my cause is cancer only in our country.
Our state. Oh my food is thawing. So they got Wisconsin then Vermont then Colorado.
Colorado is number six. Rhode Island. Small. Small. Yeah.
Rhode Island. It has to have more than 100 people. I got to tell you about my trip down to I've been enlightened.
My with my trip to New Jersey New York as far as geography goes. Yeah you got liberal.
It's straight up. He didn't deny it. Dare you. He's not denying it.
No no no no no I describe describe the text you sent to us after arriving in.
I said I'm moving here because it's beautiful. You said New York is my new favorite place.
I said New Jersey. You said I believe I've been wrong about my politics all along. That's not what I said.
That's what I heard. That's not what I said. Go Joe. I heard go Joe. No I did not. Let's go Joe Biden.
I said let's go Brandon. That's what I've been saying. Yeah. Anyway. But my point is.
Yeah. How have you been enlightened and like us. Have you. OK.
Do you even know what Rhode Island looks like. Yes I've been there. Yeah.
It's like a square. It's more of a rectangle.
The rhombus. So it is a boidean. It is like Florida.
It's got it's a peninsula that sticks out. Yes.
And there is a it is. It's beautiful up there. Absolutely beautiful.
It's it's it's like I've been there. It's like a turd sticking off of the United States.
Close up there. It's absurd. It's like a turd sticking off because you've got this big peninsula coming out.
And then the closer you get to the inland it's like it's squeezing it off.
So it's like a fincher at the top. Like yeah.
It's got this little it's like a like a so your butthole doesn't suck a bowel movement ender.
Yeah. Turd cutter. So so your butthole does he go.
Why why would your butthole go because it's that tapered.
Oh it needs to go so it's slowly very nice sponge.
Anyways Rhode Island is beautiful. I was in the sky.
Are we really talking about the sounds that a bowel movement. I was you this guy.
No no no no. You were on our way to let me there.
You were from Dallas and the plane kept having to do circles because of the weather events that were happening in Newark.
So we kept circling back and so I was looking on my map. Was it a true circle.
No it was more of a rhombus or elliptical.
Well you were a rhombus. You were a trapezoidal. Yeah.
But they were anyway. Continue. Well we were we were spiraling.
So basically that's not good. Well I mean you know.
All the way down there. It was crazy.
So I mean we're going to for a landing. My trip there back and forth on the plane was a nightmare.
I mean I don't have a whole lot of I mean as well as your car rental.
I think the car rental is another and your hotel.
Well the car the hotel was fine after the first night.
But did you book the wrong hotel. No you went to the wrong. I went to the wrong hotel.
Yeah that was human error. That was human error.
I rented the wrong hotel.
I mean I booked the wrong hotel. I thought I was going to the right hotel.
You went to the wrong one. I went to the wrong one.
But it turned out it was the better one. I mean the other one was nicer.
But it was not nicer. He's talking himself into it.
No no I was better but the other one was nicer.
He's like I've just been inconvenienced by six hours but everything happens for a reason.
Look how nice this hotel is.
There was nothing around. And they're so friendly.
There were no there were no stores. There was nothing.
It was like in the middle of nowhere because it was right.
It was like you had a hotel here and then you had the like the giant the Met's Life Stadium.
Right. So it was just like there was no there were no convenience stores or no restaurants.
There was like nothing there. So even as upset as I was when I walked in there looking for my hotel room and I was kind of like oh.
I'm at home here because I went back to my car and I looked at my piece of paper and I was like oh this is the fucking right address.
You son of a bitch. It was a little embarrassing.
And we're like no we have no record of a Sean here.
Yeah they said that. And you're like oh but I know I booked it.
So anyways are you sure it's not the other hotel. Let me see your hotel paperwork.
Like that's over in Rhode Island.
And time flies when you're drunk.
We didn't get to share the story of CBS closing five more stores and got in San Francisco because of the shoplifting.
No we did not. No we're going to have to cover that next time.
Actually I think we covered it.
Happy Tuesday. I had a good time. Thank you guys. Oh it's Wednesday. That's right.
We have someone had priorities I guess.
Yeah my wife's 50th yesterday. Doesn't count. It doesn't.
We went to Outback. It was yummy steak. I like Outback. I know me too.
Nothing wrong with Outback. Thanks for hanging with us. This is Dudes Like Us. I'm Paul. I'm Sean. I'm Jeff.
And that's a wrap. Peace out. Bitches.