1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,240 All right. 2 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,240 Temperature is fantastic. 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:17,280 I know it's a little stormy out there, but I'm digging the October feel. 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,960 The October vibe, I think it's going to be pretty, it's going to be pretty good. 5 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,960 I don't think it's going to be hot. 6 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,920 I think it's supposed to be 100 degrees next week. 7 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:24,920 Is it really? 8 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:25,920 I don't know. 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,920 You dick. 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:27,920 108. 11 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:33,360 But it's typical for Dallas and Texas, Northern Texas, where you could have two, three weeks 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,040 of great weather and then it's it's fricking hot. 13 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,040 Right. 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,400 For a few days. 15 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,400 Dudes like us. 16 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,400 Welcome. 17 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,400 It's October 13. 18 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,400 I'm Sean. 19 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,400 I'm Jeff. 20 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,400 I'm Paul. 21 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,400 And we're dudes like us. 22 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,480 And we're enjoying a very tasty bourbon tonight. 23 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:54,040 Yes, we are. 24 00:00:54,040 --> 00:01:04,360 And it is the it's the Woodford Reserve double oak, double oak, which we found out is truly 25 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,440 double oak, meaning put in one barrel. 26 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,440 Sean just shot his. 27 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,440 Oh, wow. 28 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,120 Put it down like syrup. 29 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,320 Put in one barrel and then and finished in a second. 30 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,400 Yeah, it definitely brings out. 31 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,400 I mean, there's on the nose. 32 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,760 It's it's some caramel. 33 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:27,400 One finish in barrels has been toasted twice as long, but charred much more lightly than 34 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,480 the other cast for an additional nine months. 35 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,480 Interesting. 36 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:35,520 OK, so it doesn't say how long it was aged to begin with, but we can assume three to 37 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,520 five years. 38 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,800 I thought you said it was forty five years. 39 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,440 Yeah, I think I might have overshot that. 40 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:47,040 Yeah, yeah, we said forty five in the first barrel and thirty five in the second barrel. 41 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,760 Yeah, so it's our parents age. 42 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,320 Yeah, it's amazing. 43 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,400 No, anyway. 44 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,400 So yeah, it's smooth. 45 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,400 Yeah, it's good. 46 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,240 It's only ninety two proof. 47 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,080 Maybe something like that proof. 48 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,880 Yeah, but it's it's good. 49 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:00,880 I highly recommend it. 50 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:01,880 It's tasty. 51 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,880 It is agreed. 52 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,760 What are your takes on the show? 53 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,240 You know, at first. 54 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,760 It's just like all the rest of them, you know, it kind of it was kind of hot, burnt. 55 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:18,000 But after having it up here for about 10 minutes, 15 minutes, I mean, I pulled it back. 56 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 It's really smooth. 57 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Yeah, I enjoyed it. 58 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,600 You know, I pulled up a note here. 59 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:28,760 It says Woodford Reserve doubling production in the twenty fifth year. 60 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:33,400 So this came out October 10th, 2021. 61 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:38,160 One of the things the Kentucky is known for is making the best bourbon in the world. 62 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:42,920 Woodford Reserve wants more of the world to enjoy its product as it celebrates its twenty 63 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,520 fifth anniversary. 64 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:48,560 Master distiller Chris Moore says the milestone has led him to reflect on how far Woodward 65 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,200 Reserve has come in the past quarter century. 66 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,840 So I thought that was pretty cool. 67 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,840 Twenty fifth year. 68 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:55,840 That is cool. 69 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,360 And now we're drinking it. 70 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,840 It came out October 10th. 71 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,680 Well, the story did. 72 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,840 Yeah, the story came out October 10th. 73 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:08,600 OK, I was like, man, we just have just nabbed it, but we were there before the 10th. 74 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,600 All right. 75 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,600 So all right. 76 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,600 Sounds good. 77 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:19,440 So how is your write up on the mash bill or the with the nose finish any of that? 78 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,600 Scroll down a little bit there, Mr. Producer, doesn't say. 79 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,600 Well, 51 percent corn is all it says. 80 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,440 Yeah, that's all it says. 81 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,440 That's bourbon. 82 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,960 Yeah, I love how they do it. 83 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,480 They don't want to give you they don't want to tell you what the recipe is. 84 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,360 So they say, well, you know, it's at least 51 percent corn because that's what it has 85 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,040 to be to be a bourbon. 86 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,200 That's funny. 87 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,080 So it can't be a bourbon. 88 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:50,360 So I think it's I think that it's right is low. 89 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,160 If any, I think that's I think it's a wheat bourbon. 90 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,160 It tastes like a wheat bourbon to me. 91 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,320 I know because it's smooth. 92 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,080 I don't think it's a wheat bourbon. 93 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,280 It tastes very smooth. 94 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,360 Let's go to the Woodford Reserve website and see. 95 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,520 Oh, you got to put in your blood sample and. 96 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:12,960 So it can't be a bourbon because it's been aged in more than one barrel. 97 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:17,880 I don't think that matters because you have flavored bourbons as well. 98 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,880 Oh, marzipan. 99 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,880 The nose has marzipan. 100 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,720 You're going to have to go back over the bourbon rules again. 101 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,720 We should know this by now. 102 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:33,080 No, aging in two barrels does not make it not a bourbon, does it? 103 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,120 I thought it didn't say the word bourbon on the bottle anywhere. 104 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,240 No, and that's why it does. 105 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:43,040 It says Kentucky straight bourbon right there. 106 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,040 Oh, never mind. I was just kidding. 107 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,480 Because they have finished bourbons as well, like the important barrels. 108 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,960 Right. All right. 109 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,440 You know, marzipan, I didn't know what that was. 110 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,000 I had to I had to look that up. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,080 I still don't know what that is. 112 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,680 Marzipan, it's a it's a confection consisting 113 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:06,680 of sugar, honey and almond meal. It's almond paste type of. 114 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,040 Isn't that what they make cake icing out of? 115 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,080 Like when you see these cakes that are. 116 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:18,040 Like cake boss, that big sheet of stuff icing, I think that's marzipan. 117 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:23,240 OK, I believe it is, but I'm not the baker. 118 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,360 Well, they have it. 119 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,360 All right, so. 120 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,200 One of the things that 121 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,880 everyone seems distracted with their phones. 122 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,160 You know, I heard it beep and I was like, where the fuck is it? 123 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,920 I couldn't find it. It landed on the ground. 124 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,520 I am tired of not remembering what the bourbon rules are. 125 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,440 So I was going to look them up. 126 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,200 You know, it would be nice if we just put a big chart up on the wall, 127 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,280 something with a big font and, you know, I'm sure they make a poster. 128 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:54,840 Well, they make that was it that Scotch poster we saw? 129 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,320 No, maybe we can make it on our own. 130 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,400 You had it up. We just got our CNC machine, folks. 131 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,120 Oh, yeah, we could. Oh, yeah, we could do a little home. 132 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,160 Do we can have like, you know, like, what are we going to talk about the bourbon 133 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,240 and just have a bullet list and I like that. 134 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,720 And we just add to the boat list every time there's something else 135 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,560 we want to make sure that we include in our conversations because we are kind of random. 136 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,000 Well, there it is. Once you click on that thing and we'll go 137 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,240 walk through it, because I'm tired of not knowing. 138 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,080 So 10 fun facts about bourbon, 139 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,360 uh, by the Chilled magazine. 140 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,520 And I'm not seeing 10 facts. 141 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,120 I can't really see it. 142 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,080 Not really fun. 143 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,840 What is all that garbage down at the bottom that's popping up? 144 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,320 It's a crappy website. 145 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,760 It is Pinterest, that's why. 146 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,400 Oh, well, there you go. 147 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,920 Because you're trying to they're trying to sell you that. 148 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,720 OK, well, you don't sell anything on Pinterest. 149 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:50,360 There it is. All right. 150 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:54,400 Produced in the United States and territories. 151 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,600 And the District of Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia. 152 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,680 All right. Made from a grain mixture that has at least 51 percent corn. 153 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,360 That's the only one we always keep saying. 154 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,800 Aged in new charred oak containers. 155 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,160 It doesn't say one or more. 156 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,640 It just says new distilled to no more than one hundred and sixty proof. 157 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,160 Thank God. 158 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,480 I think our most stout is one hundred and thirty. 159 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,040 Yeah, I was going to say that you don't need to go higher than that. 160 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:23,160 Entered into the container for aging at no more than one hundred and twenty five proof. 161 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,360 OK, that's probably why we don't remember these things. 162 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,120 These are really boring facts. 163 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,760 I want to read something a little different. 164 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:34,000 Now there's more. I've got bourbon fun facts. 165 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:38,400 OK, so the number one bourbon fun fact or start with it. 166 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:42,560 It's the real reason May 4th is an important date. 167 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,800 Sorry, Star Wars fans, but May the 4th 168 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,520 was special long before Obi Wan and Yoda wished us well in the force. 169 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,640 In fact, 13 years before the first Star Wars movie came out in theaters on May 4th, 170 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:58,840 1964, bourbon became America's only official native spirit. 171 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:05,560 Ah, so that's 1964, 1964. 172 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,680 Yeah, that math skill. 173 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,880 I'm a math lead. Well, I said it too. 174 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,680 So I did the math. 175 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,200 Truly came out and really your Star Wars came out. 176 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,280 Shockingly amazing. Yes. 177 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,200 OK, let's let's move on to the next one. 178 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,120 In fact, you want me to do another one? 179 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,200 Yeah, just go another one. 180 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,280 All right. Well, so this next one, I think Paul may have seen it 181 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,080 because he's interested in getting into the next one because he's going to be like, 182 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,680 Oh, look at me. I went on that. 183 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,920 I don't doubt it. 184 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,120 No, I'm not talking about downtown Dallas. 185 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,720 You know what? Never mind. 186 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,280 So the number two one, there is a bourbon trail you can explore. 187 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:43,840 If you're heading to Kentucky anytime soon, you'd be remiss to skip 188 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,360 a trip down to the Bourbon Trail within thirty seven distilleries, 189 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,400 bourbon themed restaurants and historic hotels. 190 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,240 It's an adventurous every bourbon fanatic needs to experience. 191 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,120 Or the bourbon trail. Have you been there? 192 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,200 I want to do it now. I thought you had. 193 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,360 No, I've just been to the wild turkey discovery. 194 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,360 I told you when you went to that, you go to Williamsburg or something like that. 195 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,960 No, no, no, just that one in Kentucky. 196 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,400 That was the only one I've been to. 197 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:10,080 So even casual consumers will love going to the Bourbon Trail. 198 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,520 You'll get to explore Kentucky history and the roots of the bourbon 199 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:20,320 industry, which are undeniably intertwined by bus, bike or bourbon boat. 200 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,680 You can experience the birth of America's first spirit hand. 201 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:27,520 You know what I think we should do, especially with reaching such a wide 202 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:31,920 audience, I say we start a GoFundMe to have the three of us sent on the bourbon trail. 203 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,800 That's what you call a pity party. 204 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,880 So what it's going to be, it's going to be each of us donating to it and paying for it anyway. 205 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,920 Look, it's up to ten thousand dollars. 206 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,280 Yeah, you know, I just see the cash and all the 10,000 dollars. 207 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,640 Are you kidding? Yeah. 208 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,920 From Jeff, Sean and I. 209 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,240 That's fucked. 210 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,480 Yeah, a little large. 211 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,880 They have to be anonymous. 212 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,880 I wonder if we can get on a because that's the Ohio River that side. 213 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,200 I wonder if we can get on a boat in Mississippi. 214 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:01,920 You mentioned that. 215 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,440 Did you mention that during a podcast? 216 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,360 You can. I was researching it just tonight. 217 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,720 Did we talk about that on a podcast? 218 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:07,920 Take a paddle boat up there. 219 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:08,160 Yeah. 220 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:12,320 About the taking a river trip as opposed to a cruise. 221 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:12,960 Yes. 222 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,480 Well, it's a paddle boat cruise. 223 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,360 It's a paddle boat cruise. 224 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,640 Did we talk about this on the podcast or was that just in general? 225 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:25,200 I don't know, but my father in law is wanting to take Shelly and I on an all expenses paid 226 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,800 nine day paddle boat cruise up the Mississippi. 227 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,480 That or the Ohio. 228 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,560 You know, I think what goes up to Ohio than the Ohio. 229 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,320 We did not talk about that in the podcast. 230 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,400 I think I was in the room with Alan. 231 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,560 When he brought that up. 232 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,640 Yeah, it seems really cool. 233 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,320 I mean, especially if you can do. 234 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,200 Can you hop out of that and do the Bourbons rail? 235 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:45,920 No, not really. 236 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:52,240 Well, a lot of the well, a lot of there's distilleries in their downtown Louisiana or 237 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:56,400 Louisville, Louisville, and you can hit a couple of the river. 238 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,360 And that's right on the river. 239 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,160 All those numbers up there that are bunched. 240 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,520 That's the Ohio River right now. 241 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:05,760 OK, so yeah, it's just a matter of those. 242 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,560 It's just a matter. 243 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:10,800 If you're going gone for nine days, I imagine you could find one that goes up the Ohio River. 244 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,720 Yeah, no, there could you go to Mississippi and then take the cool thing. 245 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,360 Yeah, that would be kind of cool. 246 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,320 It's slow paced. 247 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,720 Maybe the wife would be able to do that. 248 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,360 I don't know. 249 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,480 It kind of cool. 250 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:26,880 Yeah, because I remember definitely enjoy growing up going down to the Ohio River and 251 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,520 see those huge paddle boats. 252 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,400 Yeah, I mean, they're like old school, which you see. 253 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,000 Yeah, they are exactly old school. 254 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,200 Yeah, big and white. 255 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,720 I think there was one called the Dixie Queen. 256 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,400 Well, how many people fit on that? 257 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:38,720 Six. 258 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,840 They extended it. 259 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,120 They converted a closet. 260 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,760 It's now eight. 261 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,400 No, I have no idea. 262 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,480 No, I mean, the regular river boats. 263 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,400 I mean, are there like 50 people or is it like? 264 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,520 I'd be like 130. 265 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,480 It's already close. 266 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,040 I really don't know. 267 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:53,600 I've never looked. 268 00:11:53,600 --> 00:12:01,440 I know when I was a senior in high school, our little senior trip was a party barge on the river. 269 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:08,720 It was an old paddle boat that had the top deck was just a big party room kind of a thing. 270 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,640 We didn't booze or anything, but it was, you know, they had food and pop and. 271 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,840 That's more like a fairy. 272 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:20,880 Well, yeah, what's not as big as the big ones with the sweets and stuff in it. 273 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,080 But it was still fun because we went up and down the Ohio River for a few miles. 274 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,040 Sure, sure, a blast. 275 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,240 And it was good. 276 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:26,880 You're outside. 277 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,480 Yeah, well, it sounds like it'd be fun. 278 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:34,480 Put in paddle boat cruise or riverboat cruise to paddle boats. 279 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,320 You're just putting crews on the end of that. 280 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,760 And let's see if we get a hit. 281 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,120 All right, let's see. 282 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,040 Yeah, 100 to 250 guests. 283 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,320 Yeah, yeah. 284 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,120 Yeah, I mean, I don't know what they look like inside. 285 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,160 I'm sure they're nice, but sure. 286 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,200 They're really nice. 287 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,560 Like I said, it's supposed to be awesome. 288 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:55,520 And you're supposed to be kind of like, you know, other that one, that one, the second one there. 289 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,200 Yeah, that's awesome. 290 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,400 That's what they typically look like. 291 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,200 Shouldn't even be that. 292 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,440 And actually, I think that one right there is from Cincinnati. 293 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,240 Shoot. 294 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,520 That's the US River Cruise get your Americana via its waterways. 295 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,400 That looks over in Europe somewhere, that one there. 296 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,360 Because you're going to go up to the Blue Danube. 297 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:19,840 And so that's kind of cool because I see like a dining area. 298 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,400 Oh, yeah. 299 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,040 You know, I'm sure there might be some other areas. 300 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,160 You go and make food, man. 301 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:25,280 I don't know. 302 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,480 Just like a normal cruise, right? 303 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,160 A normal ocean cruise. 304 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:34,640 Yeah, I don't want to be that guy, but it looks like it may get a little boring on that to be further. 305 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,360 Nine, nine days, unless unless they. 306 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,200 Well, I'm sure there's excursions. 307 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:44,560 They're like, OK, we're going to go up a full day to I don't know where you go to up to Mississippi. 308 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,520 We're going to go up to. 309 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,160 Yeah, they stop. 310 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,960 Of course, we stop in Memphis. 311 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,440 Exactly. 312 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,160 For a day. 313 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:58,480 So you basically eat breakfast there, take off, do your day stuff, come back, have dinner, 314 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:02,800 chill out of the boat, drink, go to bed, wake up and another, you know, whatever. 315 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,280 Yeah. 316 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,080 Eight hours away. 317 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:09,200 Walk around on the deck and soak in the awesome, you know, countryside. 318 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,720 I wonder if you do some fishing off the side. 319 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,640 You fish right off the back. 320 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,760 I don't think I'd eat any fish that's come out of the. 321 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,480 I wouldn't either. 322 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,440 No, I wouldn't either. 323 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,680 Because there's some big fish in there, big sturgeon. 324 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,560 Yeah, huge fish in the Ohio. 325 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,200 I know the Ohio. 326 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,560 I'm sure there are in the Mississippi, too. 327 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,000 So plus you have the bull shark. 328 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,040 Bull shark. 329 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,040 They're everywhere that goes up the Mississippi. 330 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:31,600 Are you kidding? 331 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,040 No, not at all. 332 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,240 Oh, wow. 333 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,720 I've never heard of a shark attack in the Mississippi River. 334 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,920 They go up the rivers because they can do salt and freshwater. 335 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,680 We've had that discussion. 336 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,120 Yeah, the bull shark can go up the river. 337 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,600 The sturgeon can keep pretty big, too. 338 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,800 Those things attack people. 339 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,400 Yes, sturgeon. 340 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,680 I mean, look at those teeth. 341 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,320 I don't know. 342 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,840 I've never heard of one, but they get they get really, really big. 343 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,880 Several hundred pounds. 344 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,320 How has there not been a bull shark attack on the Mississippi River? 345 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,120 Has there been? 346 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:01,680 I don't know. 347 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,480 I've never heard of one. 348 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,280 I don't know. 349 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,680 I wonder if that happens. 350 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,680 Those are sturgeons. 351 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,800 That looks weird. 352 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,920 Is that a sturgeon? 353 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,120 I don't know if that thing is what the looks like the sucker mouth, but. 354 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,280 That big one there, that's a sturgeon. 355 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,320 Oh, my God. 356 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,280 That one next to it. 357 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,880 Look how big that thing is. 358 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,520 Yeah. 359 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,680 So it says bull sharks are often considered to be the most dangerous sharks to humans 360 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,440 because of their aggressive tendencies. 361 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,160 And they're found off the shores in the Gulf of Mexico and Florida, 362 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,080 where a lot of people like to swim in the ocean. 363 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,280 Yeah, no, I hear you. 364 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:35,840 So. 365 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,080 Yeah, that would suck. 366 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,920 Getting attacked by a shark would suck. 367 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,680 Getting attacked by a shark would suck. 368 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,320 Yes, it would. 369 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:45,780 Yeah. 370 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:47,220 I'm just. 371 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,640 Are you looking for bull shark attacks in the river? 372 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:57,280 Yeah, I clicked on it and it went to like a national, 373 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,320 not national require, but the other national magazines. 374 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,400 Well, I mean, but we saw that one video of that person that was parasailing 375 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,040 and they started to come out of the water and the bull shark attacked them. 376 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,320 That was on the Ohio River. 377 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,500 Could have been. 378 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,760 That was actually me when I was 15. 379 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,040 Really? And you were parasailing? 380 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,240 Parasailing on the Ohio River. 381 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,160 There's no way we took our boat. 382 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:22,880 It wasn't my boat. 383 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,120 It was my two friends bought a boat. 384 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,200 It was a piece of turd, 20 foot bay liner. 385 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,600 And me and a buddy went down there one day, it was during the week, 386 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,320 and took the boat down there. 387 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,480 And well, that river, for one thing, is dangerous because you're going 388 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,280 and you'll see like entire tree floating down the river. 389 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:42,400 Oh, right. 390 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:43,840 Down the river. 391 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,840 And if you're not paying attention, you're going to run into that damn thing. 392 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:51,840 And they have these huge barges, massive barges that take coal and shit up 393 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,720 and down the river. 394 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,040 Right. 395 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,880 And the wakes on those things are tremendous. 396 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,040 And my asshole friend was like, well, I'm going to go jump those. 397 00:16:59,040 --> 00:16:59,840 Oh, no. 398 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:04,720 So we're like getting air in the middle of the Ohio River 399 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,560 and you can slam it down. 400 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,360 That's not a good idea. 401 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,520 No, you have no seatbelt on or anything. 402 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:09,760 Right. 403 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,520 So but when you're 19. 404 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,200 What's a split your boat in half? 405 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,040 Well, it started to sink. 406 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,240 That's why we had to go in. 407 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,440 He was taking on water. 408 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,160 Oh, my God. 409 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:18,960 What an idiot. 410 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,280 Yeah. 411 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,200 So those are I don't know if you have you been on the Mississippi or the Ohio? 412 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,240 Those are huge. 413 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,680 I've driven over the rivers. 414 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,880 I've driven over them, but not. 415 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,040 Yeah. 416 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:27,680 And they're massive. 417 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:27,840 Yeah. 418 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,040 How wide are they? 419 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:29,760 I mean, they're big. 420 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,200 It's not miles. 421 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,320 10 or 15 feet, right? 422 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,680 At least. 423 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,000 I can broad jump it. 424 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,680 It's ridiculous how big they are. 425 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,360 It's it's it's bigger than you think. 426 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,400 You know, when you're especially if you're not used to seeing something that. 427 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:42,800 Correct. 428 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:43,520 Yeah. 429 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,440 I mean, you're on a family road trip, right? 430 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,440 And you're like, hey, everybody, the Mississippi. 431 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,120 And it's like, whoa. 432 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,000 Yeah, it's big. 433 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,120 Yeah, it's massive. 434 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:51,920 Yeah, it's big. 435 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,520 I mean, even if you think about, you know, a mile, half a mile, 436 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,400 you know, that's that that's a long way. 437 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:58,880 Oh, yeah. 438 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,840 You drive and that's. 439 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,560 That's what 30 seconds for if you're going 60 miles per hour. 440 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,360 Yeah. 441 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,040 Well, they're big enough to have two barges, one going one way, one going the other. 442 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:09,440 Yeah. 443 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:09,760 Right. 444 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,800 With other shit going on on the sides. 445 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,440 Right. 446 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,240 Like you guys. 447 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:14,480 Yeah. 448 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:14,960 Jumping. 449 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,280 Yeah. 450 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,800 Following this barge. 451 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,520 Yeah. 452 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,800 Just enough room for that. 453 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,520 Yeah. 454 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,880 We probably look like idiots. 455 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,640 Total, total idiots. 456 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,960 And, you know, the captain of the barge is probably like. 457 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,200 Oh, well, fuckers, what can I do? 458 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,600 It's like I'm going to suck another one up into the engine. 459 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:30,960 That's what happens. 460 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,160 Do you get sucked underneath? 461 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:32,480 Yeah. 462 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,440 Of the boat of the barge and you come shooting out the bottom. 463 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,800 The producer popped up a screen. 464 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,440 They got this. 465 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,680 It's like a tugboat pushing a big flat. 466 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,400 Yeah. 467 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,040 Is that what it is? 468 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:43,440 Yeah. 469 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,240 She liked that. 470 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,440 Look how big that is. 471 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,440 Yeah. 472 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,520 Anyway, pretty impressive. 473 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,760 And I think a riverboat down down that thing would be amazing. 474 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,160 The countryside and all the stuff on the outside. 475 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,840 Once you get outside the cities, because the cities are usually kind of gnarly and nasty. 476 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:04,560 But once you get out there, just like the Ohio, a lot of the Ohio is like this as well, where 477 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:10,240 you're there, just trees and shit, you know, and then you come across these little river towns and 478 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:10,880 stuff like that. 479 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,840 You see the river folk. 480 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:18,240 Well, I tell you what, the Mississippi is big enough to where it became a 481 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,320 massive boundary of the United States. 482 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,040 By getting across the Mississippi. 483 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:25,440 Oh, yeah. 484 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,960 It's part of the Louisiana Purchase. 485 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,200 Yeah. 486 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,040 I mean, getting across the Mississippi was like, you know, to get to the West. 487 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,000 Like, how are we going to do it? 488 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,320 Yeah. 489 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:32,800 Past them. 490 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,600 Yeah, exactly. 491 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:38,080 I mean, they had to, I mean, even like those rafts with the guys on the poles and they would, 492 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,360 you know, go back and forth. 493 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,440 Imagine how long that would take to get like, you know. 494 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,240 Would they do a rope and like pull yourself? 495 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:47,760 I don't know. 496 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,200 Or have horses pull you? 497 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:49,920 That's what I'm saying. 498 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:54,000 I mean, it's big enough to where it's a massive geological barrier. 499 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,800 What is just like the Sierra Nevada mountains? 500 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,160 That's where a lot of people died getting to California. 501 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:04,240 It's crazy how much the volume of water and the direction it's going. 502 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:04,560 Right. 503 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:04,880 Yeah. 504 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,160 Most of the rivers go the other way. 505 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,480 Mississippi goes south. 506 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,760 Well, down to the. 507 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,480 Go from Mexico. 508 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,120 Mexico. 509 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:11,680 What do you mean? 510 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,440 Well, like, why would they go the other way? 511 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,240 What do you mean? 512 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,760 Well, I mean, there's one river in the United States that goes the opposite direction than 513 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,120 almost all the other rivers. 514 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,400 That's the Nile, isn't it? 515 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,080 No, that's in Africa. 516 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:23,280 Yes. 517 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,280 I'm talking about in the United States. 518 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,320 What river is that? 519 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,040 I don't know. 520 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,720 Well, the Ohio goes east and west. 521 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,480 It's the Brazos. 522 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,320 It could be the Brazos. 523 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,920 It goes north to prosper. 524 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:38,640 So the Mississippi goes north to south because it empties into the Gulf. 525 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,140 That's right. 526 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,320 The Ohio goes east and west. 527 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,640 Click on that black and white one. 528 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,280 It shows all the different river systems, the major river systems. 529 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,280 You got the Arkansas, the Missouri, the Illinois, the Ohio. 530 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,840 All drain our tributaries, right, in their own ways into the Mississippi, 531 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,160 which is why the Mississippi is so freaking huge. 532 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,640 Well, at least down at the bottom. 533 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,320 Who knows what it looks like way up there at the top. 534 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,480 Yeah, once all the rivers dump into... 535 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,520 Maybe that's what it was. 536 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,720 Maybe the Nile is the only one going north and the rest of them are going south. 537 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,760 Prevailing winds. 538 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,440 It's a prevailing winds thing. 539 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:17,920 You can sail up the Nile because there's prevailing winds, which is atypical. 540 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,560 Something like that. 541 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,720 So you're saying the wind is blowing the current? 542 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,520 No, the wind is blowing the opposite direction, which is why they're able to sail 543 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,560 the opposite direction from where the river is running. 544 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,560 Oh, regarding the Nile? 545 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,600 The Nile, yeah. 546 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,080 So the current isn't actually running in that direction? 547 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,040 There's a little tidbit of a tree that popped into my head. 548 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,840 Is there any river that flows south to north? 549 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,040 Oh, I don't know. 550 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:44,640 That's in the northern hemisphere because the Amazon, I believe, flows south to north, right? 551 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,160 No, the Nile River flows south to north. 552 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,120 OK. 553 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,160 Yes, but that is in the southern hemisphere. 554 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,160 That's in the northern hemisphere, the Nile is. 555 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:54,960 It is? 556 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,760 It's in Africa, right? 557 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,560 Northern Africa? 558 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,160 Northern Africa, yeah. 559 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,160 I thought it was in both. 560 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:00,960 Yeah, you're right. 561 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:05,760 So there's one section where it doesn't travel at all, the equator, there's no movement of water? 562 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,560 None. 563 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,360 It's stagnant. 564 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,160 None. 565 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:08,960 This is a big stagnant... 566 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,760 It's a pool. 567 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,960 It's a pool. 568 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,160 It's all mossy. 569 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,360 It fills into a lake. 570 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,160 That's why a lot of people have no drinking water on the equator. 571 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,360 It's like Paul's hot tub. 572 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,560 It's a big toilet. 573 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,160 My hot tub is fine. 574 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,160 My hot tub is fine. 575 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,160 Petri dish. 576 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:24,960 Oh, well look at that. 577 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,160 No, the Nile River does go into the southern hemisphere. 578 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,160 That's what I said, fills in both. 579 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,360 Oh, look at that. 580 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:36,160 Because remember, the equator goes right through the middle of the Sahara Desert. 581 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,160 So that river is divided... 582 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,160 Is the equator where the divider is between the green and the... 583 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:42,960 No. 584 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,160 No, it's a little farther north than that. 585 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,760 But, interesting. 586 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,360 We're doing a little bit of geography today. 587 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,960 That's very exciting. 588 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,360 That was not on the docket today. 589 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,160 No, it was not on the... 590 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,360 But, you know, when we talk about interesting things, why stop? 591 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,160 That's right. 592 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:08,560 So I'm curious now, is there any river that flows the opposite direction than it should? 593 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,160 I mean, I could be all wrong about the Amazon. 594 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,560 I don't know. 595 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,760 I pulled that out of my ass. 596 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,360 What do you mean, the opposite direction? 597 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,760 I pulled the prevailing winds thing out of my ass too. 598 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:18,560 Well, we knew that. 599 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,160 That's not a good... 600 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:20,960 Yeah. 601 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,960 So, well, the Amazon is in south... 602 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,760 The Amazon River is in South America. 603 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,760 Yes, it's in Brazil. 604 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,960 And more. 605 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:33,760 So... 606 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,560 Actually flows... 607 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:42,560 Yeah, the Amazon River actually flows backwards in the opposite direction of east to west. 608 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,360 So in defense of what Paul says, it says, although it doesn't happen often, 609 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:50,960 hurricanes can cause coastal rivers to reverse flow between the extremely strong winds 610 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,760 and the massive waves of water pushed by those winds rivers. 611 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,960 I'm not giving Paul credit for that. 612 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,160 But that's... 613 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,360 No, but that's different. 614 00:23:59,360 --> 00:23:59,960 That's... 615 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,160 You're talking about Amazon. 616 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,760 Scientists conclude why Amazon River flows backwards. 617 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,960 That's what you need to read. 618 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,760 Well, it doesn't say that though. 619 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,860 No, up above. 620 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:09,660 It does. 621 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:10,560 Well, here, click that. 622 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,360 Oh, you're talking about... 623 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,360 I'm looking at the stream. 624 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,560 One more above. 625 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,160 Right there. 626 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,160 Why does the Amazon flow 10 million years ago? 627 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,760 A truly remarkable mystery ensued when this flow of water in the Amazon River 628 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,160 changed from west to east, creating the mighty Amazon River 629 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:29,460 that exists now with water flowing towards the Atlantic Ocean. 630 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:32,360 A previous study suggests the about face in the Amazon River 631 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:38,160 was due to the gradual changes in the rock deep beneath the South American continent. 632 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,560 Oh, that was anticlimactic. 633 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,460 That didn't really tell you why. 634 00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:41,760 No. 635 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,060 Okay, because of rocks? 636 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,760 I don't know. 637 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,960 Interesting. 638 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,760 Erosion. 639 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,760 I'm thinking gravity. 640 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,960 Wouldn't it be? 641 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,360 Yeah, it should be. 642 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,560 I mean, shit rolls downhill. 643 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,760 So you go from high to low, right? 644 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,660 Well, so that's what they're saying. 645 00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:02,460 Over a 10 million year period, I guess, it used to flow one direction 646 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:07,160 and then there was uplift in rock underneath and it changes the topography. 647 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:07,760 It's amazing. 648 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,360 And then suddenly the river changes direction. 649 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:15,260 It's amazing the power of water and the volume of water 650 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:18,360 that's traveling from the South to the North. 651 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:23,660 I mean, just to fathom what goes over Niagara Falls every single second. 652 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:28,560 Have you ever seen that clip of when they diverted all the water away from the Niagara Falls? 653 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,860 It was a while ago. 654 00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:34,060 But yeah, they diverted the Niagara Falls was dry. 655 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,060 Completely dry. 656 00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:36,160 Were they cleaning it? 657 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,260 Yeah, I think that's what the goal was. 658 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:42,960 They were reinforcing something and they yeah, there was a bunch of shit down there. 659 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,760 Yeah, I don't remember why they did it. 660 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,560 I don't remember. 661 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,560 They had to have something. 662 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,760 It was an engineering feat. 663 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,360 It was crazy. 664 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,460 When was this done? 665 00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:52,260 Like 1920? 666 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,660 Something like that. 667 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:58,860 I'm sure it was the Army Corps of Engineers. 668 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,160 There it is. 669 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,860 Yeah, it was creepy. 670 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,260 Where did they route it? 671 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:06,060 I mean, that water's got to go somewhere. 672 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,960 In the sewer. 673 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,060 They said a little gutter. 674 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,060 Little gutter that ran down the street. 675 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,560 They had a gigantic bag. 676 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,560 They just told everyone out there said, hey, expect water down the street. 677 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,460 They stored it into a big bag and then they poured it right back. 678 00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:22,560 No, hold on. 679 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:33,260 Just before midnight, March 29, 1848, Niagara residents accustomed to a flow of the Niagara River were awakened when it ceased to flow. 680 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,260 Oh, that must have been just apocalyptic. 681 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,060 Dude, that was in 1848. 682 00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:38,060 Was it really? 683 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:38,260 Yes. 684 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:40,260 No, they wouldn't have pictures like that. 685 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:41,260 They had pictures back then. 686 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:43,160 Well, I know, but you know what I mean. 687 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,460 Well, maybe they did it again. 688 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:47,060 There really was a picture from 1848. 689 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:50,260 Yeah, it was in a helicopter. 690 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,460 Right. 691 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:52,260 So why did they do it? 692 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:54,660 It was a drone. 693 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,160 Yeah, but some of those are color pictures. 694 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,860 There's no way they had color pictures back then. 695 00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:58,560 Yeah, you can. 696 00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,660 They've done this more than once. 697 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:00,960 Well, you can color pictures. 698 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,360 No, you can't. 699 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,460 World War II in color? 700 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,760 No, can't do it. 701 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,860 All right. 702 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:07,360 Hold on. 703 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,360 I'm going to find out why. 704 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,760 Why did they? 705 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,860 So they stopped to study what actions, if any, 706 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:18,060 should be taken to remove the debris at the base of the American Falls. 707 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,060 Why would they care? 708 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:24,160 They said the American Falls were stopped by US Army Corps of Engineers 709 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:30,560 in order to study what actions, if any, should be taken to remove the debris 710 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,560 at the base of the American Falls. 711 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,760 Upon completion of the study, it was decided to let nature take its course 712 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,660 and do nothing about the Warrock removal. 713 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:47,960 I believe there may have been some pieces that were precariously attached 714 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,360 to the side, and they were debating on whether they should mitigate it, 715 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,460 knock it down, or. 716 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:52,960 Why? 717 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,560 I mean, who's it going to hit? 718 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,060 You know what? 719 00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:56,460 I guess they had tours down there. 720 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:57,060 I don't know. 721 00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:59,260 They did that in 1848. 722 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,260 Yeah, it's amazing. 723 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,660 That is amazing. 724 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:03,860 I wonder how many fish died. 725 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:08,560 So they said there's an estimated 5,000 dead bodies found. 726 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,360 No, there was an estimated 5,000 bodies were found at the foot of the falls 727 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,860 between 1850 and 2011. 728 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,960 So I'm wondering if that's a. 729 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,060 Of people who just like swam over it? 730 00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,560 Or committed suicide. 731 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,960 Committed suicide or thought I can get into this barrel and just go over the side. 732 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,760 Or they just kind of like, hey, Jimmy DeFish, Dave, would you dig Ike over here? 733 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,560 You only need some money. 734 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,860 And that's why they die, because that gigantic mound of debris. 735 00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:36,860 They slam into it. 736 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:38,060 They slam into it. 737 00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,660 It's not like this nice deep pool at the bottom. 738 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:43,260 No, it's not like a nice sandy landing. 739 00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,160 No, it isn't. 740 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:44,860 Interesting place. 741 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:46,060 Hawaiian pool. 742 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:49,660 I bet you they could never do that nowadays, because there would be too many environmentalists complaining. 743 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:50,360 Yeah, it'd be like the. 744 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,960 But they, what they, because this was done in the middle of the night. 745 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,660 I think it would wake you up. 746 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:56,860 If you're used to that roar. 747 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:57,860 Oh, for sure. 748 00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,160 That's what they said. 749 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,260 They said the entire town woke up. 750 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:05,260 Because that's how much constant they do. 751 00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:07,860 They not like tell them they were going to do this. 752 00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:08,560 Well, who knows? 753 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,060 I mean, it's not like they had a TV at Facebook. 754 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:14,460 Let's ask them. 755 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:26,260 But can you imagine it's kind of like having a vacuum cleaner running and then all of a sudden it turns off and you're kind of like, oh, it must have been a deafening silence. 756 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:27,860 Yeah, it woke everyone up was so quiet. 757 00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:28,460 Yeah. 758 00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:29,460 No, seriously. 759 00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,360 That's super cool. 760 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:35,160 Imagine the tranquility they had for that short amount of time. 761 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,160 Well, you get used to the noise. 762 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,060 Then the absence of the noise must have been a distraction. 763 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:43,360 It must have created a vacuum. 764 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360 Well, but you know what? 765 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,160 So the water was probably diverted to the other side. 766 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:47,960 So we're still on. 767 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,760 Jeremy was still a lot of noise. 768 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,160 Go up. 769 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,560 Roll up. 770 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:50,960 Let's go. 771 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,360 I go. 772 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,060 Did look like that. 773 00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:53,360 Ron Jeremy right there. 774 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,460 I don't think it is. 775 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,360 Oh, my God. 776 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,160 Cheat death. 777 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,460 No, that's that comb over. 778 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,760 He tried to cheat. 779 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,260 He tried to cheat death twice at Niagara Falls. 780 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:04,760 Okay. 781 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,360 Whatever. 782 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,360 That's kind of dumb. 783 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:11,260 Anyway, if you're looking at an overall map, I think they diverted it to the other side. 784 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,360 There's two sides of it. 785 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,260 It looks like we have the horseshoe and then the American. 786 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:15,560 Right. 787 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,260 So they would have still heard the noise from the other side. 788 00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,060 Just saying that's on the Canadian side. 789 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,460 So I don't know how far away it is across the border. 790 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:23,960 I've never been there. 791 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,260 Have you guys seen the Niagara Falls? 792 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,060 Yes, it was frozen when I was there. 793 00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:28,660 I have not seen it. 794 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,560 Yeah, it was frozen when I was there. 795 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,560 I would encourage you to go. 796 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,760 Literally not flowing, like flowing underneath. 797 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,360 It was frozen. 798 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,160 Yeah, it freezes. 799 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,760 I would encourage you to go, but I wouldn't bring anybody that's going to be bored because 800 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:48,560 personally, I'm thinking you would want to go there, have lunch, and take the time to 801 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,260 walk around it. 802 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:52,760 Right, and soak up everything you can about it. 803 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,960 Man, I'm telling you. 804 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,160 So you did go see it. 805 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,260 Well, I've been there several times. 806 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:06,160 When we would visit my grandparents, it was shorter for us to go north into Canada and 807 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,460 then come south again around Lake Michigan. 808 00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:10,460 Right. 809 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:14,060 Because they lived, well, it would take less time. 810 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:14,560 Right. 811 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,460 So we would go by Niagara Falls, stop by there almost every time. 812 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:18,060 That's cool. 813 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,660 We'd get out, cool, cool, cool. 814 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:23,860 But I mean, just to sit there, and they've got this little concrete wall with a little 815 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:26,160 wrought iron fence above it. 816 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,160 And there's, I mean, you could... 817 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,960 There's so much water going over the side. 818 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:38,460 I mean, just, I mean, you got 10 foot deep, 200 yards across, constantly falling. 819 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:39,060 Right. 820 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:40,260 I mean, it's just... 821 00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:40,960 Awesome. 822 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,360 You, it's humbling. 823 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,560 Yeah, the raw awesomeness and power of... 824 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,760 I wonder if they could turn that into energy of some sort. 825 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,260 Kind of like a bunch of people pedaling bikes at a gym. 826 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:57,560 So probably not quite as efficient, but something like that. 827 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,860 Well, they have hydroelectric dams. 828 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:00,660 Well, no, I wonder if they have anything. 829 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,960 They may have something on these, on the river. 830 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,460 They need like a giant paddle wheel that goes all the way across. 831 00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:07,360 Yes. 832 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,260 Like right under the water, so it's like... 833 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,160 Going, yeah, super crazy. 834 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,360 ...flipping the water everywhere. 835 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,260 Yeah. 836 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:17,760 Hey, producer, are there tums over there? 837 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,060 Anybody need a beer? 838 00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:20,760 Yes, I am out. 839 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,260 I would love a beer. 840 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:23,760 Okay, I have three. 841 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,160 I have Miller High Life. 842 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:30,360 I've got a Ying Ling Light and Ying Ling Logger. 843 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,360 I'll take a light. 844 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,360 I'll do a logger. 845 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:39,560 Give me the fat beer. 846 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,960 Yeah, we really like the Ying Lings. 847 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:46,260 I wonder if they're going to introduce more of the line. 848 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,260 You know, they started out with the logger, the light, and the flight. 849 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:57,160 I wonder if they're going to do the black and tan and some of the other ones. 850 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,060 They should. 851 00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:59,560 I think it's a really good beer. 852 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,060 Yeah, it is tasty. 853 00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:02,460 Actually, I don't... 854 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,160 You don't like it? 855 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,660 No, I don't want them to... 856 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,360 Oh, they have the gold too. 857 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,560 Which I wasn't... 858 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,560 I was just kind of mad. 859 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,360 Don't... 860 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,360 No, I'm telling you, what I'm saying is don't queer it up. 861 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,360 Just have Ying Ling, have Ying Ling Light. 862 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,560 You don't need a selser. 863 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,860 You don't need any of that other shit. 864 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,660 No, I'm not saying they may. 865 00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:21,460 They may have a selser. 866 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:24,060 I don't know, but they also have seasonals. 867 00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:30,260 Well, that's fine too, but I just don't want them to queer it up by diluting it so much 868 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,560 with all these different... 869 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,160 Ying Ling's good. 870 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,560 The original recipe, it's one of the oldest beers in the United States. 871 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,460 Was it made in Pennsylvania? 872 00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:42,560 Correct. 873 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,060 It was funny. 874 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:50,960 I went to a football watching party on Saturday and I asked my friend who hosted it, I said, 875 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,860 can I bring anything? 876 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:52,760 What kind of beer do you like? 877 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,360 And he goes, oh, any light beer. 878 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,560 So I brought Ying Ling Light, right? 879 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,260 And my wife was like, no, I mean, is that a shit beer? 880 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:00,960 Is that a shit beer? 881 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,860 We should get something like a nicer beer. 882 00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:04,560 Like what? 883 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,660 I don't know. 884 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:06,060 I don't know. 885 00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:08,360 I was like, nothing wrong with Ying Ling Light. 886 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,460 It's not a shit beer. 887 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:09,760 Right. 888 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,260 It's not like Bush Light. 889 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:11,560 Right. 890 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,960 Or I don't know. 891 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,560 You know, some of what the college kids drink. 892 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:14,960 Right. 893 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,860 Like Lone Star. 894 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,160 Lone Star Light. 895 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:17,460 Right. 896 00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:17,560 Right. 897 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,260 Right. 898 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:23,860 Anyway, it's just really funny how she was like, well, let's not get a shit beer. 899 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:26,060 Well, we drink shit beer then. 900 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:27,460 No, it's absolutely not a shit beer. 901 00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:27,860 I disagree. 902 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:28,960 Like the Oktoberfest. 903 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,760 I'd like to try that. 904 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,960 Yeah, that might be good. 905 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,360 I like the Marzins in the box. 906 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,260 Is there anything consistent about Oktoberfest beers? 907 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:39,760 Because a lot of them make that. 908 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,060 They're typically Marzins, like a Bach. 909 00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:44,060 Like a Bach. 910 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,260 Yeah. 911 00:34:45,260 --> 00:34:45,860 OK. 912 00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:46,360 Interesting. 913 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,260 Yeah, because there's a lot of them that do an Oktoberfest. 914 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:55,260 There are certain types of grains that go on in it that make it what the traditional Oktoberfest 915 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,660 German beer would be. 916 00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:57,560 Yeah. 917 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,560 So I think there's some seasonal stuff that goes in there. 918 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,260 Now that beer right there, I wasn't a huge fan of. 919 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:05,660 Ying Ling Hershey's? 920 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:06,960 Yeah, I bought it. 921 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,860 No, we didn't get that. 922 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:10,560 I don't think I can do a chocolate beer. 923 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,860 We did not try that. 924 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,160 The chocolate porter. 925 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,060 Oh, you had it? 926 00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:14,760 Yeah. 927 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,660 Oh, yeah, we didn't have it. 928 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:18,160 We never had that one. 929 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,460 I don't know. 930 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,660 Is it thick and nasty? 931 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,460 It's a porter. 932 00:35:21,460 --> 00:35:22,260 Yeah, it's a porter. 933 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:25,660 It doesn't have as many bubbles. 934 00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:29,360 Was it creamy? 935 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,660 I'm going to say all nude. 936 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:31,660 Jesus, man. 937 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:34,160 That's so... 938 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,860 Everything has to be sexual with Jeff. 939 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:36,260 Me? 940 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,860 I asked if it was creamy. 941 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:40,360 Yeah, it was very just... 942 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,560 You spill all over your leg. 943 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,860 Talking pedophile. 944 00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:46,460 Someone called you a pedophile the other day. 945 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,360 What was that? 946 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360 What? 947 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,260 What? 948 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:53,660 Pat Kroger? 949 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:55,160 What? 950 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,360 Did you pat somebody's bottom and got called a pedophile? 951 00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,660 No one called me a pedophile. 952 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:01,160 What the hell? 953 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,360 What's the backstory, Jeff? 954 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,860 You can't just leave it hanging like that. 955 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:06,160 That's the master of deflection. 956 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,960 He's the master of deflection. 957 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,860 The power of suggestions. 958 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:11,460 Suggestions. 959 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,660 Even I was focused on Sean. 960 00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,860 Yeah. 961 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:17,960 But not as really about pedophilia, 962 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:23,660 but have you seen what's going on in the Loudoun County 963 00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:24,360 School Board? 964 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:28,860 Someone said you were Loudoun in whatever in the School Board. 965 00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:29,660 See, I just did that. 966 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:31,160 He's a domestic terrorist. 967 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,460 That's right. 968 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:32,960 Well, no. 969 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,860 That's actually sad. 970 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,260 It's a meltdown. 971 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:38,260 The guy who got arrested and they were all making fun of him 972 00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:39,660 calling him a domestic terrorist. 973 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:41,560 Did you hear what he was trying to do? 974 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,160 The father? 975 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:42,660 The father. 976 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,260 The daughter? 977 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:45,260 Oh, the father was freaking out because they 978 00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:48,160 were covering up his daughter's rape. 979 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,260 Correct. 980 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:51,060 By a trans guy using the girls' bath. 981 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:55,160 She was forcibly sodomized in the bathroom at school. 982 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,860 And they did nothing about this kid who was a- 983 00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:57,960 Except transfer him. 984 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,760 A transgender- 985 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,360 They transferred him or her. 986 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,060 They transferred him without doing anything about it. 987 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,560 And then he molested- 988 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,260 He did it again. 989 00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:09,860 Then he assaulted a girl in a classroom at the next school. 990 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:10,660 15-year-old boy. 991 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:13,760 And now they're addressing it. 992 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,160 Well, what they were doing is they wanted him to be quiet 993 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:20,960 because they're trying to pass this crazy transgender law 994 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:25,160 for the schools saying that whoever it is, 995 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,160 they could participate in the sport of their gender. 996 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,460 They can go to the bathroom of their whatever gender. 997 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,360 It's the whole woke, transgender woke thing. 998 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,760 And it went bad immediately. 999 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,560 And they covered that up because it would have looked poorly 1000 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,460 and they probably wouldn't have been able to pass the woke agenda. 1001 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,460 Right. 1002 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,060 Unbelievable. 1003 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:43,860 Bullshit. 1004 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:44,760 Bullshit, bullshit. 1005 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,660 Yeah, it's crazy. 1006 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,560 Yeah, that school board, they need to be- 1007 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,260 Yeah, all of them need to go. 1008 00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:52,560 They need to be voted out. 1009 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,560 The problem is, I mean, that's a thing that you vote for. 1010 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,660 So people voted them in. 1011 00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,060 Right. 1012 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:02,160 So it's either they wanted that or they didn't know. 1013 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,760 Now they need to get their asses out of there. 1014 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,160 Yeah, well, I mean, the silent majority just like minds 1015 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,760 their own business, do their own thing until you 1016 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,760 until you piss them off like that. 1017 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,360 Right. 1018 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:16,360 But the minority passionate people who are fighting for a cause 1019 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,360 and they have their ideology out, you know, 1020 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,760 and they're the ones that go and find those people and vote them in. 1021 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,560 Right. 1022 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:27,360 Honestly, there's not a lot of people that take enough time to vote. 1023 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:27,760 Right. 1024 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,660 That's my whole point. 1025 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:31,460 The silent majority just sit back and get a paycheck 1026 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:34,160 and take care of their kids and do life. 1027 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:34,860 Right. 1028 00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:37,260 They don't focus on bullshit like school boards. 1029 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:39,060 You're hoping that they do it right. 1030 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:39,860 But it's not bullshit. 1031 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:40,360 It's not bullshit. 1032 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,360 That's the point. 1033 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,260 It's not bullshit. 1034 00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:49,360 But a lot of people think school board, HOA, local races in their city, 1035 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,360 whatever. 1036 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,660 I mean, they think president, vote president. 1037 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,460 President and Senate. 1038 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:55,560 Not even Senate. 1039 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,860 I mean, I think they literally just think about president. 1040 00:38:57,860 --> 00:38:59,860 The vast majority of people. 1041 00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:01,060 And yet, exactly right. 1042 00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:02,960 They don't think about Congress. 1043 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,160 They don't think about representatives or Senate. 1044 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,560 They don't think about House races. 1045 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:06,960 They don't. 1046 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,960 None of that stuff. 1047 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,160 They don't. 1048 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,960 Well, I think it's going to be different this time around. 1049 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,060 I think you're right. 1050 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:18,260 Because there's so much press one way or the other of what's going on. 1051 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:18,760 Right. 1052 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:23,560 Because all these institutions have been infiltrated by wackos. 1053 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,660 Donald hasn't said he's running yet, has he? 1054 00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:26,760 Not officially, I don't think. 1055 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,160 Who, Trump? 1056 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,360 Yeah. 1057 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,860 He and I are first names. 1058 00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:31,260 He has. 1059 00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:31,960 Donald. 1060 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,660 Donald. 1061 00:39:32,660 --> 00:39:34,160 Yeah, is Donald going to run? 1062 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,060 Me and Donaldas. 1063 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:36,060 Yeah. 1064 00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:38,260 Donaldas Maximus. 1065 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:40,560 He has hinted that he is going to. 1066 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,560 But I don't think he is. 1067 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,460 Yeah, he keeps dropping these bombs, that big surprise coming. 1068 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:48,660 Yeah, I think you guys are going to be really happy with the decision I make. 1069 00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:50,860 I really do. 1070 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:53,360 You don't sound anything like Donald. 1071 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,260 I really do. 1072 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,660 Or really do. 1073 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:59,260 It's going to be really huge. 1074 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:00,060 Oy. 1075 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:04,160 You sound like a stoner, your version of Donald Trump. 1076 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,060 Wow. 1077 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:07,660 What's up, dudes? 1078 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:08,560 Well, that's what he said. 1079 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,560 He said that whatever. 1080 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,060 He's not going to say if he's going to run or not. 1081 00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:15,760 But I think you guys are going to be very happy with me running. 1082 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,260 I mean, with the decision I make. 1083 00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:20,460 I think he's probably going to wait to see what happens in the midterms. 1084 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:24,360 Yeah, he'll jump in if he's not happy about who's. 1085 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,860 I think he'll campaign for a bunch of folks. 1086 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:32,160 And then if we win the House. 1087 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,860 Possibly the Senate will be like, all right, now I'm in. 1088 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:39,160 They have screwed up so badly, meaning the left. 1089 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:43,160 I don't know how they don't get Trumped in 2022. 1090 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,660 Well, they have screwed up so mammothly, awfully badly. 1091 00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:47,960 Everything is up. 1092 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,160 Food costs are up. 1093 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,460 Yeah, everything's up. 1094 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:52,360 Nobody's happy about the mandates. 1095 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,360 Everyone's ignorant about the vaccine. 1096 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,660 Biden's latest poll numbers are 38 percent positive. 1097 00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:02,660 Yeah, it's even I think it's in the 20s for the border. 1098 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,060 Unbelievable. 1099 00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:09,860 What 20 percent of 25 percent approve that he's doing a good job of the border? 1100 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:10,760 Who is that? 1101 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,960 Yeah, who is that idiots? 1102 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,160 Idiots that just like Trump people, people they get interviewed and they're like, 1103 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,860 are you happy with how you buy people that don't? 1104 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:23,660 Yeah, I like the people that don't live close to the border. 1105 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:25,260 Yeah, folks up in like New York. 1106 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:27,360 People who don't listen to the news and don't care. 1107 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,060 They're ignorant. 1108 00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:32,260 They live in their little bubble and they're like, oh, Trump, you can't trust those guys. 1109 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:35,460 Yeah, Biden. 1110 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:35,960 I hear you. 1111 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,160 It makes me sick. 1112 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:42,060 I mean, even my trip up to New Jersey, I met a few people. 1113 00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:45,660 I was kind of like I had to bite my tongue. 1114 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:48,460 Yeah, you know, because I'm there in a professional capacity. 1115 00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,260 Right. 1116 00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:51,360 And I'm just like, yeah. 1117 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,460 Are they spouting off about Trump still? 1118 00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:56,260 How great Biden is? 1119 00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:56,960 Well, they find out. 1120 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,560 They find out you're from Texas. 1121 00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,660 Give us a scenario. 1122 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:01,060 Why were they talking politics? 1123 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,260 It was about the vaccine mostly. 1124 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:03,760 Okay. 1125 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:09,060 And how everyone should get it, you know, not just that everyone should get it, 1126 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,460 but it's because our president says everyone should get it. 1127 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:15,460 We need to be abiding by what our president says. 1128 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,460 Oh my God. 1129 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,760 And I'm thinking. 1130 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,560 Can you believe he's doing all of this with an executive order? 1131 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:26,460 No legislation, no, no court, anything. 1132 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,160 No, he told OSHA, right, to go. 1133 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,660 This has just been a press release. 1134 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:31,160 I know. 1135 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,960 But OSHA is now putting together the rules for his executive order. 1136 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,460 I know. 1137 00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:41,160 But these companies are making decisions already before based off of a press announcement. 1138 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,260 I know that. 1139 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:42,960 I know that. 1140 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,460 So there is there is no rule. 1141 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,260 There is no law. 1142 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:47,160 There is no order. 1143 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,860 He just came out and says we should do this. 1144 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:50,660 So all these companies are starting to do it. 1145 00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:51,560 Ridiculous. 1146 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,460 Before it's even in place and even if it's going to be in place because it may get shot down. 1147 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:56,660 Yeah. 1148 00:42:56,660 --> 00:43:05,860 Well already we have a judge that that did a stay for United Airlines for anybody who has a medical or or religious. 1149 00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:09,060 They delayed the decision. 1150 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:09,460 Yeah. 1151 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:11,460 Well, they said you hold on. 1152 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,360 You can't mandate this. 1153 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,960 We're looking at this type of thing. 1154 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:20,160 Well, there was a but it was only for religious and medical exemptions. 1155 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,660 They had a deadline and they just pushed the deadline back. 1156 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,960 But it kind of goes in the vaccine. 1157 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,560 The whole Southwest thing. 1158 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,360 That's what it was for Southwest. 1159 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:35,560 The whole Southwest thing is intriguing to me because Southwest is not really coming out. 1160 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,360 They're lying as to what the reason is. 1161 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,060 I know. 1162 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:43,460 I was saying they had the same weather and oh there is no weather. 1163 00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:45,260 Why is it in affecting the other airlines? 1164 00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:47,560 Why did they do that? 1165 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,960 Well, because pilots went on strike. 1166 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,160 They called it sick. 1167 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:56,060 They walked off the job because they were protesting the vaccine mandate. 1168 00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:57,760 Whoa, that's a big deal. 1169 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,660 I don't know. 1170 00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:00,060 Is that officially officially? 1171 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:01,260 I mean, that's what a lot of people are saying. 1172 00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:02,360 But then the other people are going to ask. 1173 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:02,560 Not it. 1174 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,660 That's not it. 1175 00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:05,160 So I don't think it's officially come out. 1176 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:09,160 But a lot of the pilots are saying yeah, a lot of folks called out. 1177 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:09,660 Right. 1178 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:18,460 But the stained stance of the company is it was the weather and it was the well, you know why they said it's the weather. 1179 00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:22,760 They say if they say it's the weather, then their tickets aren't refundable. 1180 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,860 Correct. 1181 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:25,760 Yeah, they don't have to help you out. 1182 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,060 They don't have to help you find a hotel either. 1183 00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:31,660 But if it's a mechanical problem, then they have to help put you up for a night. 1184 00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:33,860 Or if the pilots walk off the job. 1185 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:35,760 Probably probably. 1186 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,960 But yeah, they said weather and air traffic control. 1187 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:42,760 And then I was the union came out and says, no, it wasn't the air traffic control. 1188 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,260 You should always spend the extra. 1189 00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:52,560 Everyone has a son interview with a guy and he's like, yeah, I checked all the connecting flights and there were no weather issues on any of the connecting flights. 1190 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,560 It's total crap. 1191 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,560 They think this is still like 1980 when you could say it's a weather. 1192 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,660 No one really knew. 1193 00:44:57,660 --> 00:45:00,860 Now everyone has basically the weather channel on their phone. 1194 00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:05,560 They look so how shady is that they did that because they didn't want to have to refund. 1195 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,460 That's exactly why. 1196 00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:09,260 The tickets, that's so crappy. 1197 00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:11,160 I mean, that's not the official word. 1198 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,260 I've always had so much respect for Southwest Airlines. 1199 00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:15,360 That's when Herb Kelleher was there, right? 1200 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,660 I bet if he was still in, did he pass away? 1201 00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:18,760 I don't know. 1202 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,260 He's the one who started it. 1203 00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:23,660 But I bet if he was still around, he wouldn't have been doing this shit. 1204 00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:30,160 I mean, I have so much respect for that airline because it's so like, you know, Texas and Dallas and. 1205 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,260 Would you hear what Abbott just did? 1206 00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:37,360 He just he just said, you know, fuck off to Joe Biden. 1207 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,760 We're not going to we're going to make it a law that says you're not allowed to fire somebody. 1208 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,760 If you're not going to the Vex, if you have headquarters in Texas, you cannot mandate. 1209 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:53,360 Yeah, but then Biden came back and mocked Abbott and said that federal law trumps state law. 1210 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,160 Sorry. I mean, this is a mess, man. 1211 00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:01,060 I've got all these people, but it doesn't do an executive orders like, but it doesn't fuck. 1212 00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:04,160 Joe Biden, he is he fucking King? 1213 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:10,460 He thinks he is to make an executive order to tell tell 300 million people that they have to go get a fucking vaccine. 1214 00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:12,660 Are you kidding me? All his subjects. 1215 00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:14,260 He's not fucking King. 1216 00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:19,760 And why is there not legislation that's gone through Congress to mandate a vaccine? 1217 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:25,860 How does he have the power to tell hundreds of millions of people what they have to do? 1218 00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:28,260 He doesn't. But unfortunately, it's like the power of suggestion. 1219 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:33,360 He said it. So all these CEOs of these companies are like, I don't this takes me off of the. 1220 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,060 I don't disagree. I don't disagree. 1221 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:37,860 But he is pursuing this with OSHA. Correct. 1222 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:45,160 And OSHA is putting together the work safety guidelines that includes getting a vaccine. 1223 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:51,060 Right. Otherwise, you're in you're in violation of OSHA OSHA guidelines, 1224 00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:53,660 just like he's using the CDC to go after gun control. 1225 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:55,960 So here's here's a here's calling that a health crisis. 1226 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,660 So here's a question. What's a health crisis? 1227 00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:01,360 Yes. What is gun control? 1228 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,860 Oh, you said that gun violence. 1229 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,360 So here's a question. 1230 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:10,260 Even though there's been six hundred and forty seven people killed by guns in the last year. 1231 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:15,660 Right. So so currently the drug companies are exempt from any lawsuits. 1232 00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:20,860 Right. Yeah. And the assumption is you could take it or you don't take it. 1233 00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:23,460 You assume the rest. If you don't, you don't have to take it. 1234 00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:25,360 But you can still a gun company. 1235 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:32,560 No, what I'm getting at is now let's say my company comes to me and says you have to take this. 1236 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,860 Can I sue my company? No. If I why not? 1237 00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:38,460 Well, I mean, I'm going to assume no. Why not? 1238 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:39,860 I think you should be able to. Yes. 1239 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:42,360 So you're telling me I have to take this. Right. 1240 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,760 And then I have to take this. Right. 1241 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:51,660 And if I take it and I get sick, get sick, I want to hold you responsible. 1242 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:55,460 Or my family is going to hold you responsible because you made me take this. 1243 00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:57,460 Now, if there was a choice, you could have quit. 1244 00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:01,660 Well, if they're just well, I mean, I know right now is a little different because the guidelines haven't hit yet. 1245 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:09,460 But when when they do, they'll just say, well, we we had no choice but to, you know, follow the mandate of OSHA. 1246 00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:12,560 Well, then why not hold OSHA responsible? Can we sue? 1247 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,860 Can we sue OSHA? That's a municipality, isn't it? 1248 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:19,060 I don't know. It's a government agency, a government agency. 1249 00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:21,860 I don't think you can sue the government. You can't. 1250 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,960 Well, OK. Well, then people need to sue OSHA. 1251 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,960 I think Texas has sued the government 38 times this year so far. 1252 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,560 Well, I mean, talk about individuals, not the state of Texas. 1253 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,360 Well, I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know either. 1254 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:39,860 So that's the thing, you know, if if there's a medicine out there, I don't want to take because there's side effects. 1255 00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:43,360 That's on me. I'll live with whatever. 1256 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,060 Either I could take it and possibly have side effects or not take it with whatever happens. Right. 1257 00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:50,660 But if you're telling me I have to take this medicine, 1258 00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:54,560 there's known side effects and I have those side effects, you can't do anything about it. 1259 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,960 It's it's it's insane. Yeah. 1260 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,760 I mean, it's totally you have to you have to take some responsibility. 1261 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,360 If you're telling me I have to take this, what responsibility do you have if something goes wrong? 1262 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,560 Right. There we go. 1263 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,760 Will employees be able to sue over OSHA violations? 1264 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,960 Unions representing hundreds of thousands of nurses, health care workers filed a lawsuit 1265 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,760 against the Occupational Safety and Health Administration on Thursday, 1266 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:23,860 alleging that the agency is violating its duties to keep workers safe by failing to issue 1267 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,460 infectious disease standard to protect health care workers. 1268 00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:30,760 Oh, wow. So this is the opposite. These are people. 1269 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,760 These are people suing OSHA because they haven't mandated that everybody take a vaccine. 1270 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,860 That is 2020. Right. 1271 00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:40,560 That's 2020. So that's not the opposite. This is people saying. 1272 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:44,960 But the fact is, is that you you can sue OSHA. 1273 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,860 Oh, OK. Well, so that's that's that's that's why I bring that up. 1274 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:51,760 So, you know, if so, if OSHA is mandating it, 1275 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,260 they'll say, well, you know, what's the federal law? 1276 00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:56,360 So is it a law? No, it's not a law. 1277 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,860 That's what I'm saying. Congress. 1278 00:49:57,860 --> 00:50:00,860 So it hasn't been passed by Congress. So OSHA can't push it. 1279 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:05,160 And furthermore. I don't know. 1280 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,960 I don't know. That's true. Here's what I think. 1281 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,560 I should that should happen. 1282 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:15,460 If they have an actual vaccine that that is authorized. 1283 00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:19,260 Then and only then should this even be considered. 1284 00:50:19,260 --> 00:50:21,460 Right. I mean, not experimental. 1285 00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:24,460 Correct. Not the experimental emergency version. 1286 00:50:24,460 --> 00:50:25,660 It would have to be an actual vaccine. 1287 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,860 Everything back to that. 1288 00:50:27,860 --> 00:50:32,460 We are we are making the entire country get vaccinated on something that's experimental. 1289 00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:41,560 I mean, insane. Absolutely insane. Hello. 1290 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,560 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do either. 1291 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:49,060 I mean, and what and what's nuts about it is it's all based on a lie. 1292 00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:53,560 Unvaccinated people pose no more threat to anybody else than a vaccinated person. 1293 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,860 They can't answer that question. 1294 00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:57,560 I mean, but but that's what I keep coming back to. 1295 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,760 I was like, I mean, they are totally, you know, 1296 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,560 what is what's the word villainizing? 1297 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,060 I mean, they're making unvaccinated people to be complete villains. 1298 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:09,460 Right. They're shaming us. 1299 00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:13,660 Yeah. I mean, and and the facts don't don't prove it out. 1300 00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:19,960 Vaccinated people are just as infectious, right, as unvaccinated people. 1301 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:26,260 Vaccinated people are just as much at risk to to cause a workplace danger 1302 00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:28,060 as an unvaccinated person. 1303 00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:31,560 So why are we on the entire office could be vaccinated? 1304 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,060 And you could still have a an outbreak outbreak. 1305 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:37,960 Hundred percent. Now, now those people in theory 1306 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,960 will have less of an impact in the response to the to the to the virus 1307 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:48,260 because vaccinated people have less of you know, it's not a hard response. 1308 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:50,160 You know what I mean? They get over it quicker. 1309 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,460 Just like you. You've had COVID. You could get it again. 1310 00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:54,960 I could get it again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1311 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,560 Theoretically, it wouldn't be as strong. 1312 00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,860 Right. I would imagine, right. 1313 00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,560 You do have some antibodies. 1314 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,260 Yeah, I would think so. But I mean, you could still get it again. 1315 00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:07,060 Yes. I mean, that's the part that I really it really bothers me 1316 00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:10,460 that it's all based on a lie. All of this crap, this craziness 1317 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:13,060 that we're forcing the country to go through and all these fighting 1318 00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:16,560 and companies and employees and people quitting and losing their jobs. 1319 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,560 And all of this is built on a lie. 1320 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:24,660 Yeah. That unvaccinated people are a bigger risk than vaccinated people. 1321 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:26,860 They're not. Yeah. 1322 00:52:26,860 --> 00:52:29,860 One of the other things that I've been watching is 1323 00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:34,860 the whole airline, the pilots, a lot of them are they have until December 1324 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,760 seventh or something like that. Right. To do this. 1325 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,260 And they expect what? 1326 00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:46,760 Twenty five, 10 percent, 25 percent or whatever to quit, to quit. 1327 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,260 If that is and what that's going to do is that's going to completely 1328 00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:53,660 cause chaos for the holiday travel chaos. 1329 00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:55,360 It caused complete chaos. 1330 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,760 I mean, it's already causing chaos in the hospitals. 1331 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,760 Yeah. Yeah. But a bunch of nurses have lost their jobs and quit. 1332 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,160 You know, they had to had to go got fired, got fired. 1333 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,460 Maybe that's what they want. 1334 00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:10,160 Maybe the shadow government wants us to break down 1335 00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:14,960 and to put this in some sort of police order. 1336 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,360 I don't know. I don't know either. 1337 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,060 It's one more step for communism. 1338 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:23,660 Yeah, I just don't understand how hospitals are can can absorb that. 1339 00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:25,960 I mean, they're already struggling. I know. 1340 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,360 Well, they're calling in the National Guard 1341 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:29,560 and into the hospital. 1342 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:34,660 Yeah, the National Guard is the medics for the National Guard are now nurses. 1343 00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:36,060 Some of the some of the states are doing that. 1344 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:39,960 This is a self-inflicted when they complain about we just don't have enough nurses. 1345 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,660 Well, you fucking cause that by forcing a vaccine. 1346 00:53:43,660 --> 00:53:48,460 Right. What's going to happen is it's probably going to be very lucrative 1347 00:53:48,460 --> 00:53:53,060 to become a nurse. Oh, they're already doing retention bonuses, 1348 00:53:53,060 --> 00:53:57,160 signing bonuses, to be very lucrative to be a be a nurse. 1349 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:02,460 It's almost like do I need to go become an RM because the there's going to be 1350 00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:04,360 so much demand for a nurse. 1351 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,060 No, granted, you have to get the vaccine, but you get paid extremely well. 1352 00:54:08,060 --> 00:54:10,960 Yeah, you're going to have signing bonus retention bonus 1353 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:15,660 and I think a very healthy salary is just we live in a weird world right now. 1354 00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:20,460 Be a good like I said, if you don't if you get the vaccine anyway, 1355 00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:23,660 be come an RM. I mean, well, and we high demand. 1356 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:28,060 We think about let's go let's go into the future six, six months, eight, 1357 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:31,760 eight, ten, ten months and and all the other companies are doing it. 1358 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,660 My company, your company and now a bunch of people are unemployed 1359 00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,760 because they don't want to take the vaccine. Right. 1360 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,460 I mean, there's going to be jobs. I mean, they're already struggling to hire. 1361 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:44,660 Yeah, like I mean, so and so what then? 1362 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:48,660 I mean, yeah, well airline pilots, right airline anybody. 1363 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:52,460 I just lost 10 percent of my pilots. I need to go hire another thousand pilots. 1364 00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:55,360 Right. Or whatever that number is. Right. Right. 1365 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:59,560 So I don't know. I just don't understand this. 1366 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:04,660 I mean, I don't know how I don't know how our workforce can absorb this. 1367 00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:09,460 If every single company starts firing everybody because according to. 1368 00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:14,460 Well, I mean, considering the volume of folks we have coming up north, 1369 00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:16,860 we'll be able to to rehabilitate. 1370 00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:18,660 Well, those are not skilled employees, though. 1371 00:55:18,660 --> 00:55:19,860 Those are not right there. 1372 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:22,660 But there there may be a few diamonds in the rough, you know, 1373 00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:25,560 maybe they'll throw them all into simulators and they have six weeks 1374 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,860 to start flying airplanes. 1375 00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:31,160 Well, just pretend they're going to be a radical terrorist. 1376 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,460 That's what they did to jump on board to fly those planes, 1377 00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:35,660 to crash them into the towers. 1378 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,660 Except this time they'll let them in the door. 1379 00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:42,660 I mean, they're like just like give them a badge and a uniform and put them in there. 1380 00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:46,660 I saw another interview with the sheriff of L.A. County. 1381 00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:50,660 And he was a Democrat because sheriff's elected official. 1382 00:55:50,660 --> 00:55:53,760 Yes. And he was a Democrat and he was on Tucker as well. 1383 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:58,760 And he was he's he decided he's going to go against the mandate rule. 1384 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,160 He's like, I can't afford to lose 10 to 15 percent of my workforce. 1385 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:06,160 There we go. Why are not more people standing up and saying, F you, we're not doing that. 1386 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,960 He's like he's like, I believe in the in the vaccine 100 percent. 1387 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:15,260 He goes, but who is it for me if my coworker believes he shouldn't take it? 1388 00:56:15,260 --> 00:56:17,760 Why is my belief Trump his belief? Right. 1389 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,460 And he's like, and I can't afford to lose 10 to 15 percent. 1390 00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:24,860 He goes, you think the homeless and the violence is bad now. 1391 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:29,360 Wait till 10 to 15 percent of my police force is gone. 1392 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:34,660 Right. And they and they literally can't patrol and they can't they can't get things under control. 1393 00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:36,960 When you call 9-1, you expect a response. 1394 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,660 He goes, you won't get a response. It's incredible. 1395 00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:45,560 And people don't think these things through when they do things like this. 1396 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,160 Well, they think that they're going to strong arm, you know, 1397 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,860 98 percent of Americans indicating the vaccine and then they get what they want. 1398 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:56,260 But Americans don't bend like that. 1399 00:56:56,260 --> 00:57:02,260 So my question is, once we're at 98 percent, what's next? 1400 00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:03,360 What's that 90 percent? 1401 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,560 Let's say we're let's say we're we eventually, you know, everyone's like, all right, I got the vaccine. 1402 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,060 Yeah, they won. They won. 1403 00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:12,060 Now what? Boosters every seven months. 1404 00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:15,160 Now what? Well, those are probably those forever. 1405 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,860 But that has not been approved yet, I believe. 1406 00:57:17,860 --> 00:57:26,060 Well, I mean, I don't understand why they just don't admin just to say, hey, man, look, we've got enough flu shot. 1407 00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:29,860 All right. So we've got some shit going on and just give everyone the option. 1408 00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:32,260 I mean, the flu shots are doing great. 1409 00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:34,160 I mean, they really are. A lot of people get them. 1410 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,960 I get the flu shot. I'm going to get one this year. 1411 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,160 So never again. 1412 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,260 Yeah, I don't I don't have to get either for the same reasons. 1413 00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:51,160 But but I'm just saying if they would stop with the shenanigans and stop forcing it down people's throat, just say, hey, man, look, if you want the shot, here it is. 1414 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,060 If you don't want it, suck it. 1415 00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:55,760 You know, that's what I always said. It should have been just another flu shot. 1416 00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:03,660 And I guarantee you, they probably would have had the same amount of people would have got the shot as you know. 1417 00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,560 And then it's just to me, it makes sense. 1418 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:11,860 If when you force it down people's throats and they don't want to do it, man, dude, it's just not you know, it's just not healthy. 1419 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:20,460 And given that the whole thing, the whole basis of all that is based on a lie, it makes me the only thing I can think of is conspiracy theory. 1420 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:29,060 You know that they're in cahoots with the with the pharmaceuticals, big pharma, or they made a promise to the pharmaceuticals that you will make. 1421 00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:38,460 You know, thirty trillion dollars and you know, and they made they basically signed a contract that said that they would mandate vaccines. 1422 00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:48,660 Oh, that's the only way that will will bust, you know, kill ourselves making this vaccine is if you you know, you you have to promise that you'll mandate it. 1423 00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:52,960 You know what I mean? Yeah, that's the only thing I can think of because it's based on a lie. 1424 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,860 Yeah, I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it either. 1425 00:58:55,860 --> 00:59:00,660 You know what I don't get? Interesting factoid. 1426 00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:02,860 I smell a left turn coming here. 1427 00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:07,860 Ninety five percent of the bourbon comes from Kentucky. 1428 00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:11,260 Yeah, right. But it doesn't have to. 1429 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:17,060 Well, look at your doesn't have to be bourbon creation is linked to Louisville. 1430 00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:19,660 But most of it comes from Kentucky. 1431 00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:27,760 Unlike other distinctly geographic bound products, though, such as champagne, which comes from champagne France. 1432 00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:31,360 Champagne. You can't call champagne unless it comes from Champagne. 1433 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,560 I'm sorry. What was that? That was French. 1434 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,960 I don't think it was. Duolingo. 1435 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:42,060 Well, bourbon, duolingo. Champagne has to come from Champagne France. 1436 00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:43,960 It has to actually come from the city. 1437 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:50,760 So bourbon can come from anywhere in the United States, but only the United States. Only the US. 1438 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,560 I didn't know that. I didn't know that. 1439 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,660 Garrison Brothers is a bourbon. 1440 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:57,060 I still didn't know that, though. 1441 00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,760 So today there are bourbon stores all over the United States, including California. 1442 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,760 Oregon Spirits. 1443 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,160 Oh, that's a dead giveaway. 1444 01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,660 Jack Daniels. Tennessee. 1445 01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:10,360 Tennessee. 1446 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,360 So here's an interesting factoid. Here's an interesting factoid. 1447 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,560 I guess. Bourbon. The word bourbon. 1448 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,860 Do you know where that came from? 1449 01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:23,760 Bourbon. Bourbon. Someone's last name in it. 1450 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,960 Well, it's actually I believe it's a region. 1451 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:30,660 So when the you know what cognac is. 1452 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:34,760 So in French, they make cognac in like the bourbon region. 1453 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,960 I don't know what it's called. Maybe it's a county or something. 1454 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,160 But it was bourbon. Maybe it was the last name. 1455 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:42,660 But they came to Kentucky 1456 01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:47,360 and they started building some of the first distilleries. 1457 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,360 In Bourbon County. Or wherever. 1458 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,160 Oh, there it is. Bourbon County. Bourbon County. 1459 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,760 In Kentucky and Bourbon Street. 1460 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:57,360 Despite its roots in American history, Bourbon's name is entirely French. 1461 01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,660 The House of Bourbon was extremely powerful in Europe 1462 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:04,960 and placed several French kings from 1500s to the 1800s. 1463 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,560 We should clarify, though, that Bourbon, 1464 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,460 the Bourbon dynasty probably had little to do with Bourbon's creation. 1465 01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:14,460 Instead, according to Bourbon expert Michael Veach, 1466 01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:17,360 it's more likely that the two industry entrepreneurs 1467 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,260 stole the name for marketing purposes. 1468 01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:25,460 But basically, there's a like the terror, the Tarascon brothers. 1469 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:26,360 Sure. Whatever. 1470 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,060 They're the ones that traveled from cognac 1471 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:32,360 France to Louisville in the 1800s. 1472 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:36,560 And there was they formed the first bourbon distillery. 1473 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,760 And why Louisville? 1474 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,560 Yeah, because you couldn't like fly straight to it back in the day. 1475 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,860 So you had to go by boat. Right off the Ohio. 1476 01:01:44,860 --> 01:01:46,460 Like from New York. 1477 01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:47,760 Was it off the Ohio? Probably. 1478 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,260 Yeah, it's around the Ohio. So they must have like. 1479 01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:53,560 Well, they sell their whiskey down the river down to New Orleans. 1480 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,960 There you go. There you go. That's why. 1481 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,160 Yeah, there you go. 1482 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,360 So regardless of that, so, you know, 1483 01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,460 we also know that they decided to age their whiskey 1484 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:05,660 and charge barrels to mimic the French cognac's flavor. 1485 01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:07,060 By the way. 1486 01:02:07,060 --> 01:02:09,360 So that's just an interesting little tidbit there. 1487 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,960 So it says here, this is Wikipedia. 1488 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,360 So take it for what it's worth. Right. 1489 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:17,060 So as of 2018, distilleries derived three point six billion in revenue. 1490 01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:19,060 I don't think it would be more than that. 1491 01:02:19,060 --> 01:02:25,960 As much bourbon people buy, at least I would think three point six billion is light. 1492 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,860 That's a lot of money, but it's a lot of losers. 1493 01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:32,860 You know what that puts that puts three point five trillion in perspective. 1494 01:02:32,860 --> 01:02:35,160 How much bourbon could you buy for that? 1495 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,960 All of it. 1496 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:38,460 Good. 1497 01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:44,460 Three point six billion is nothing compared to three point five trillion. 1498 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:45,960 Yeah. What is that? 1499 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,560 That's three thirty six hundred. 1500 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,760 Is it thirty six hundred billions? 1501 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,860 Something like that. Sure. Yeah. 1502 01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:55,360 I thought you were a mathologist. 1503 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,360 Where does that go? Sure. 1504 01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:00,260 I'm a math. I'm a math. It's thirty six to the tenth power. 1505 01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:03,560 I'm a math fleet. Only when Star Wars is involved. 1506 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,360 God, you really don't know this. 1507 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:10,260 What percentage is three and a half billion to three point five trillion? 1508 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:13,160 Or just how many how many billions are there in a trillion? 1509 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,260 Is it a thousand? I think it's a thousand. 1510 01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:19,160 All right. Here's another fun fact from the bourbon distilleries. 1511 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:26,460 Four trillion. So there are thirty six hundred bourbon distilleries made penicillin during World War II. 1512 01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:30,560 Did you know that? Ten World War II revenues. 1513 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,660 Bullets were scary. What did you say? 1514 01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:36,660 I was like another fun fact from Bourbon. 1515 01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:38,160 You guys just like babbling about. 1516 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,160 We're math leading. Math leading. 1517 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,860 I know you're fucking just whip your dicks out. 1518 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:46,760 Get it over with. Bourbon distilleries made penicillin during World War II. 1519 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,860 See? Yes. 1520 01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:49,460 I'm so passionate during World War II. 1521 01:03:49,460 --> 01:03:54,160 Bullets and bombs were scary, but wound infection was a legitimate concern as well. 1522 01:03:54,160 --> 01:04:02,960 Though Sir Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin some 15 years before World War II broke out. 1523 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,860 The antibiotic was in short supply. 1524 01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:09,960 So bourbon distilleries converted to make penicillin on a large scale, saving countless numbers of wounded soldiers. 1525 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,460 So you know what the trivia is going to be now? 1526 01:04:12,460 --> 01:04:16,860 What's that? In twenty twenty all the distilleries made hand sanitizer. 1527 01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:19,760 Yes. Vodka makers. 1528 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,860 Yeah. Big bottles. 1529 01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:24,260 They made hand sanitizer. They converted and made it hand. 1530 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:26,760 That's where all the textile companies made masks. 1531 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,960 Yes. Anyway, no, you're right though. 1532 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,960 It's kind of stupid. It's stupid. 1533 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:37,260 I just I just thought about the you know, the mad rush to get masks and it was such a big deal. 1534 01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:40,660 And everyone was reaching deep to find to get I mean everything cleared off. 1535 01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:42,960 It was like 30 bucks. 1536 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:45,260 And you got like exactly shit. 1537 01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:50,060 So I mean when they first came out there was like someone somebody in our company was called. 1538 01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:52,460 I've got someone down in South Texas. 1539 01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:56,960 I can make some masks and they someone start whipping out these masks from their fucking. 1540 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,860 The wife was like with the sewing machine. 1541 01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:01,460 It's all kind of fucked up fabric. 1542 01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:06,260 It's like some UPS brown and some McDonald's yellow on the backside. 1543 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:10,560 And you fucking look like the Hamburglar fucking walking down the street with these masks on. 1544 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:13,960 But all kinds of weird colors and they're like 10 bucks a pop. 1545 01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,360 I get the fuck out of here. 1546 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:22,860 You know, we did the we did the cut up the t-shirt and roll them up or fold them up and then use rubber bands over our ears. 1547 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:24,960 We did that really in the very beginning. 1548 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,160 Yeah, and I looked cool though. 1549 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,660 I would have totally made fun of you. 1550 01:05:28,660 --> 01:05:30,060 I know I looked amazing. 1551 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:32,260 That's probably why a lot of people complimented me. 1552 01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:34,260 Yeah, that's how you get actually at Kroger. 1553 01:05:34,260 --> 01:05:36,660 That's how you get COVID. 1554 01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:40,160 Probably I got it from an old t-shirt old t-shirt. 1555 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,760 It had been around for decades. 1556 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:43,860 You had the armpit under your nose. 1557 01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:51,160 Yeah, it's crazy though, you know that the the back then where the the hand sanitizer was so expensive the mass were ridiculous. 1558 01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:51,960 You go to Home Depot. 1559 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,660 You could find it. 1560 01:05:52,660 --> 01:05:56,460 So you'd find it at Home Depot for 25 30 bucks a box. 1561 01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:59,360 Yeah, then you go to Bucky's and it's like 250 a box. 1562 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,760 Remember those two nickel. 1563 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,360 It's a nickel. 1564 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,060 You remember there's two brothers in like 10. 1565 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,860 So it's like one layer. 1566 01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:12,760 Remember they bought like eight thousand dollars worth of they cleaned out all the hand hand sanitizer immediately when it hit 1567 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,660 and then they tried to sell it back and gouge and they arrested him. 1568 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,260 Oh really? 1569 01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:20,160 Oh, yeah, I recall that say it again. 1570 01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:20,960 There was some brothers. 1571 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:32,060 They bought like the shitload of materials cleaned out all the shelves of I'm sure a number of places and and went online and we're selling them at like crazy rates 1572 01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:39,260 and they got busted and and you know caught for gouging you can't gouge in the terms of emergency. 1573 01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:42,360 Yeah, I guess stations cannot right. 1574 01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:43,960 There you go. 1575 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:49,460 Yeah, well during normal times you can gouge but during emergency times you cannot gouge right. 1576 01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:52,460 Well market prices market price. 1577 01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:57,460 If you want to try to sell 10 bucks a gallon you could try no one will come to your station. 1578 01:06:57,460 --> 01:06:58,460 Right. 1579 01:06:58,460 --> 01:07:03,060 But you know when people are forced and you're the only station around that has gas you can't gouge them. 1580 01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:04,560 I've got another fun fact. 1581 01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,360 I'm going to try to throw some some some cool things. 1582 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:12,660 I mean, so this is Thomas Jefferson helped make this happen. 1583 01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:19,160 So what it is remember Thomas Jefferson for a lot of things like draft and the Declaration of Independence. 1584 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:23,560 He's racist acting as the third wave president in the United States. 1585 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,860 But that's what people think now Thomas Jefferson. 1586 01:07:25,860 --> 01:07:26,760 I hate him. 1587 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,660 He didn't like he didn't drink bourbon. 1588 01:07:28,660 --> 01:07:30,260 He didn't like it at all. 1589 01:07:30,260 --> 01:07:36,860 But however, he did help make Kentucky bourbon what it is today because he in the 1780s. 1590 01:07:36,860 --> 01:07:43,060 He gave 60 acres because we had a lot of relationships with France. 1591 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:43,560 Yes. 1592 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,660 And I mean they were an allies. 1593 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:50,560 He gave 60 acres of Kentucky land to farmers telling them to grow native crops. 1594 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:59,460 So he he called one of the areas of the regions called the Bourbon County and that was based on that. 1595 01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:03,660 Those were the folks that were from that made the cognacs. 1596 01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:06,760 So it's just a correlation between cognac. 1597 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:11,260 And so I mean really I mean if you think of the lineage of it, it's interesting. 1598 01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,660 You ever had cognac? 1599 01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:13,460 Oh, yeah. 1600 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:14,260 I don't know if I have. 1601 01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:17,360 I have cognac is just like bourbon. 1602 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:18,260 Just like it. 1603 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:21,860 Well, yeah, it's got a more report taste to it. 1604 01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:24,960 It's got a little more fruit in it. 1605 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,560 Shall we get a cognac? 1606 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,560 No. 1607 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:29,860 What? 1608 01:08:29,860 --> 01:08:32,360 No, we have to get large sniffters. 1609 01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:33,760 We're not French. 1610 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,260 You forget the G to do. 1611 01:08:36,260 --> 01:08:41,160 Oh, I know. 1612 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,760 We're not trying cognac. 1613 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:43,360 See you. 1614 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,160 We're drinking American and we see because we're American. 1615 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,060 Oh, we have scotch. 1616 01:08:47,060 --> 01:08:48,060 We have Irish whiskey. 1617 01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:48,260 Yeah. 1618 01:08:48,260 --> 01:08:52,260 So cognac is basically it's a brandy is all it is. 1619 01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:53,760 We don't drink brandy. 1620 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,660 What's wrong with you guys? 1621 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:57,760 When you become sissies cognac? 1622 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,860 Yeah, but look, they have cool bottles and shoes. 1623 01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:03,160 Whoa, and shoes. 1624 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:03,960 What is that? 1625 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:04,260 That? 1626 01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:08,260 Ennessy, flan cognac top. 1627 01:09:08,260 --> 01:09:11,060 Oh, they have cognac tops too for 98 bucks. 1628 01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:12,460 Nice. 1629 01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:12,960 Wow. 1630 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,560 It's basically a wife beater for women. 1631 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,160 Yeah, it is. 1632 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:16,560 What is that? 1633 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,460 The cognac gun. 1634 01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,460 That's a decanter. 1635 01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:20,060 Canter. 1636 01:09:20,060 --> 01:09:22,660 Oh, it's like a nine millimeter. 1637 01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:24,460 Okay, we're derailing. 1638 01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:24,660 All right. 1639 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:25,960 Well, the brandy. 1640 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,260 What is brandy? 1641 01:09:27,260 --> 01:09:28,860 I mean, what is how do you think brandy? 1642 01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:30,960 Because really, yeah, grape. 1643 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,860 So all right. 1644 01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:36,860 We're all buying some cognac next time. 1645 01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:37,860 Oh, good Lord. 1646 01:09:37,860 --> 01:09:40,660 Like I said, it's more of a it's got more of a fruit 1647 01:09:40,660 --> 01:09:41,660 flavor to it. 1648 01:09:41,660 --> 01:09:43,260 It's kind of like a strong. 1649 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:43,760 Yeah. 1650 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:47,160 You know, what is the fruit for a fruit? 1651 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,660 It's it's their fruit cakes. 1652 01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:49,860 They're around 80 proof. 1653 01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:50,660 They're not as strong. 1654 01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:53,860 They don't typically have a very strong cognac cognac. 1655 01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:54,260 Yeah. 1656 01:09:54,260 --> 01:09:56,260 So cognacs are run about 80 proof. 1657 01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:57,060 So go ahead guys. 1658 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:59,260 Go buy your 60 is 75. 1659 01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:00,860 I see a cognac. 1660 01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:02,860 Yeah, Colossia. 1661 01:10:02,860 --> 01:10:05,260 There are certain types of people that they'll go to the bar. 1662 01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:08,260 They'll be like, I just want some kvassia and Coke. 1663 01:10:08,260 --> 01:10:12,460 And in retrospect, now I'm thinking or Martell and Coke. 1664 01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:13,360 You know, I think it did. 1665 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:14,460 You're an idiot. 1666 01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:16,960 You know, because I think all this stuff is really good. 1667 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:21,060 You know, and now I'm like, totally is not good. 1668 01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:22,060 Fuck that stuff. 1669 01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:23,860 They need to be drinking with Coke. 1670 01:10:23,860 --> 01:10:25,960 But it was so pompous for the same. 1671 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,760 I want cognac and Coke. 1672 01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,360 And I was like, get the fuck would you just order a bourbon 1673 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:30,860 and Coke? 1674 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:34,260 We want a cognac and Coke for why? 1675 01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:36,160 It made no sense to me. 1676 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,660 It does now, though, right? 1677 01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:40,960 No, it still doesn't. 1678 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:44,160 So you do not like cognac? 1679 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,960 No, I think I don't know if I've ever had it. 1680 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:46,960 Cognac is good. 1681 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:47,960 It's not bad. 1682 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,560 I mean, cognac is one of those things 1683 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,960 that it's kind of like it's a very strong, strong wine. 1684 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:58,460 So those people that grew up in wine country, 1685 01:10:58,460 --> 01:11:00,260 it's kind of like you have your wines, 1686 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,760 and you have your cognacs. 1687 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:05,460 Because cognac is kind of like a derivative from wine. 1688 01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:07,260 It goes beyond a port. 1689 01:11:07,260 --> 01:11:11,760 So it's not barley and malt and corn and shit like that? 1690 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,260 It's grape? 1691 01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:14,160 There's a 1692 01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,460 It's grapes? 1693 01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:17,460 Let me see here. 1694 01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:18,360 Strong. 1695 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:19,860 So cognac is a type of brandy. 1696 01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:23,960 And after the distillation and during the aging process, 1697 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,760 let me see. 1698 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:29,060 So twice distilling grape produced 1699 01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:31,860 in any of the designated growing regions. 1700 01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:34,660 So the grapes, the white wine. 1701 01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:37,460 So they use white wine in making cognac. 1702 01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:40,560 So it's kind of like sake, so to speak. 1703 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,760 Because sake is kind of like a rice wine. 1704 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:43,560 It's a rice wine. 1705 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,360 They convert through a process. 1706 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,560 And I guess it's also how they make potato vodka. 1707 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:51,760 It's also a process. 1708 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,260 I mean, we could distill just about anything, can't you? 1709 01:11:54,260 --> 01:11:57,060 Any kind of grain or fruit? 1710 01:11:57,060 --> 01:11:58,160 Yeah. 1711 01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,260 Yeah. 1712 01:12:00,260 --> 01:12:02,260 He's it's so weird. 1713 01:12:02,260 --> 01:12:04,260 Fruit. 1714 01:12:04,260 --> 01:12:07,260 He's sound like the fucking the tiger on it's great. 1715 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:13,460 Yeah, this is painful. 1716 01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:15,860 Also, he's getting us this next time. 1717 01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:17,260 Yeah, I'm not getting cognac. 1718 01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:20,360 I think we need to get one bottle. 1719 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,200 No. 1720 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:22,020 Just for the experience. 1721 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:23,540 I disagree, there's like a million whiskies 1722 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,560 we haven't gotten to yet. 1723 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:26,460 Yeah, it's true. 1724 01:12:26,460 --> 01:12:29,300 So what do you think is the hardest bourbon to find 1725 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:30,140 out there? 1726 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,620 Hardest to find? 1727 01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:33,460 Yeah. 1728 01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:35,620 Like a brand? 1729 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:39,260 The best bourbon is usually the hardest to find. 1730 01:12:39,260 --> 01:12:41,440 Yeah, I disagree, but. 1731 01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:44,180 Well, go ahead. 1732 01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:47,160 There's a series, a serious cult following 1733 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,900 around a Pappy Van Winkle. 1734 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:49,740 Correct. 1735 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:50,560 Yes. 1736 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,380 Considered to be the best bourbon you can buy. 1737 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:56,100 Except you can't buy it very often. 1738 01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:58,340 Pappy Van Winkle is almost impossible to find. 1739 01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:01,300 It typically requires years on a waiting list 1740 01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:03,220 or a very deep wallet. 1741 01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:05,500 Luckily, Buffalo Trace Whiskey began distilling 1742 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,960 Pappy Van Winkle in early 2000s. 1743 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:11,900 They also distilled a bourbon called LW, Weller, Wellers. 1744 01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:13,380 Yeah, Wellers, we have Weller. 1745 01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:14,280 Wellers. 1746 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,680 A few realize this, but it's true. 1747 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:17,940 12-year Wellers. 1748 01:13:17,940 --> 01:13:18,780 I'm gonna go get some. 1749 01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:22,560 Use the same recipe as Pappy. 1750 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:26,380 It is, it's just aged in a different spot. 1751 01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:27,500 It's the exact same mash bill. 1752 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,560 Well, there's 10 years and 12 years. 1753 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,220 Yeah, that's the exact same mash bill. 1754 01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:33,260 I'm gonna go get some Wellers. 1755 01:13:33,260 --> 01:13:34,100 Are you serious? 1756 01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:34,920 Yeah. 1757 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,760 Wow. 1758 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,600 No. 1759 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,420 We've never done this before. 1760 01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:38,260 Turn a corner. 1761 01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:39,900 You can't just leave the podcast and go get Wellers. 1762 01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:41,380 We've got two and a half, three minutes left. 1763 01:13:41,380 --> 01:13:42,220 Yeah, what's happening? 1764 01:13:42,220 --> 01:13:44,220 We have another bourbon we already chose. 1765 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:45,060 What is happening? 1766 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:47,140 We've lost control. 1767 01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:47,980 He just left podcast. 1768 01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:48,820 Go get the Wellers. 1769 01:13:48,820 --> 01:13:49,660 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1770 01:13:49,660 --> 01:13:50,500 Oh yeah, no, no, no. 1771 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:51,340 Don't come back in here without Wellers. 1772 01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:52,160 Jesus. 1773 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:53,000 It's a jackass. 1774 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,340 He walks all the way out there 1775 01:13:54,340 --> 01:13:55,900 and then comes back empty-handed. 1776 01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:57,140 Yeah, he teases us and then says, 1777 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:58,500 oh boy, they won't get it. 1778 01:13:59,380 --> 01:14:00,220 All right, so. 1779 01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:01,260 What's wrong with him? 1780 01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:04,840 Well, while he's out there fondling the Wellers bottle, 1781 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,180 I'll do number 10. 1782 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:09,200 There are more barrels of bourbon 1783 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,740 than the people in Kentucky. 1784 01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:12,580 Hmm. 1785 01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:18,460 So Kentucky is home to 4.7 million barrels of bourbon. 1786 01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:21,420 It's only home to 4.7 million people. 1787 01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:23,660 So there's really more bourbon barrels 1788 01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:26,020 in Kentucky than people. 1789 01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:28,140 We don't have much left, so we have to be careful here. 1790 01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:32,360 You've got a tank here that's 3.5 million liters. 1791 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:35,340 I don't understand what's happening. 1792 01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:40,740 So it's basically the same mash bill, right? 1793 01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,700 So this is basically the same mash bill 1794 01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:44,300 as Pappy Winkle's 10 year. 1795 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:46,500 Except we're saving a ton of money. 1796 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:49,220 Well, that is a rather dense pour. 1797 01:14:50,540 --> 01:14:53,980 Yeah, are we doing another bourbon after the intermission? 1798 01:14:53,980 --> 01:14:55,260 Yes. 1799 01:14:55,260 --> 01:14:57,140 Are we playing on throwing up during the next one? 1800 01:14:57,140 --> 01:14:59,620 I gotta work with the podcast. 1801 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,540 I'm not saying we have to do. 1802 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:02,620 Yes, we do. 1803 01:15:02,620 --> 01:15:04,460 This is what, this is 90 proof. 1804 01:15:05,420 --> 01:15:06,500 Oh yeah, that's nothing. 1805 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,340 Oh yeah, that's only us. 1806 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:08,160 That's nothing. 1807 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:11,020 Yeah, go ahead and overflow it. 1808 01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:12,300 Rim it out. 1809 01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:15,060 Weller's is always good. 1810 01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:15,900 Yeah. 1811 01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:23,020 And honestly, I really like, 1812 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:24,620 oh my gosh, you can taste everything. 1813 01:15:24,620 --> 01:15:26,460 I'm telling you, I think we're doing ourselves 1814 01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:29,220 a disservice by not opening up every single bottle 1815 01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:31,080 that we get as soon as we bring it home. 1816 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:32,840 And leave it open for a while. 1817 01:15:34,860 --> 01:15:36,760 This is a half bottle. 1818 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:37,600 This is a huge bottle. 1819 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,220 It's three and a half liters. 1820 01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:40,060 Oh no, it's a liter and a half. 1821 01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:40,900 Three and a half liters? 1822 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:42,980 I'm sorry, it's one and a half liters. 1823 01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:45,540 So it's 1.5 liters. 1824 01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:47,220 It's half full. 1825 01:15:47,220 --> 01:15:49,660 So you got all that room for it to, 1826 01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:52,540 Breathe. 1827 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:56,180 Gas, to off gas, so to speak. 1828 01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:59,780 And all the flavors instantly come out. 1829 01:15:59,780 --> 01:16:00,620 I think it's great. 1830 01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:02,820 I think that's the way it should be done. 1831 01:16:02,820 --> 01:16:07,820 Yeah, and according to this, it's the original wheated. 1832 01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:09,940 Well, is Pappy Winkle a wheated? 1833 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:10,780 Yeah. 1834 01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:11,620 It's the same, huh? 1835 01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:12,440 And there you go. 1836 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,700 It's the same Asheville. 1837 01:16:13,700 --> 01:16:18,700 So it's 1.75 liters, not 1.5 liters. 1838 01:16:18,780 --> 01:16:22,500 Well, why would they have 750 milliliters for a bottle? 1839 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,820 A smaller one, yeah. 1840 01:16:23,820 --> 01:16:25,980 And then 1.75 for the big one. 1841 01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:28,400 I'm sure it has something to do with how many bottles 1842 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,100 you can get out of a barrel. 1843 01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:31,180 Probably. 1844 01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:32,500 That doesn't make sense. 1845 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:36,020 Because the denomination is. 1846 01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:37,700 Well, how many times is 350 milliliters 1847 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:39,220 going to 55 gallons? 1848 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:41,460 Well, not mill, what? 1849 01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:43,860 Yep, that's a valid point. 1850 01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:46,900 Look up the milliliters to gallons. 1851 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:47,860 Fucking gay. 1852 01:16:47,860 --> 01:16:48,700 Conversion. 1853 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:51,180 No, they have 750 milliliter bottles. 1854 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:52,020 Yes, they do. 1855 01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:52,860 That's a normal bottle. 1856 01:16:52,860 --> 01:16:53,700 That's what we all buy. 1857 01:16:53,700 --> 01:16:54,780 Yeah, it's a small bottle, this one. 1858 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:56,780 Yeah, and then double that. 1859 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:57,620 It's not double. 1860 01:16:57,620 --> 01:16:58,460 This is more than double. 1861 01:16:58,460 --> 01:16:59,300 I know, that's my point. 1862 01:16:59,300 --> 01:17:01,020 That's my point, it should be double. 1863 01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:05,060 No, it's 1.75. 1864 01:17:05,060 --> 01:17:06,060 Joseph. 1865 01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:09,580 So what's the size of a regular magnum? 1866 01:17:09,580 --> 01:17:14,060 Do 1.75 liters. 1867 01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:15,980 You get to 357. 1868 01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:18,540 Or 1750 milliliters, whatever. 1869 01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:22,180 1.75 liters should be a half gallon, 1.75. 1870 01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:28,300 So a magnum, so 1.5 liters is a magnum. 1871 01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:29,860 Basically a half gallon. 1872 01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:33,380 So that's not, so what is that again? 1873 01:17:33,380 --> 01:17:35,340 A half gallon, 1.75. 1874 01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:36,340 It's a half gallon? 1875 01:17:36,340 --> 01:17:36,660 Yes. 1876 01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:38,980 That's retarded. 1877 01:17:38,980 --> 01:17:40,300 Well, not quite a half gallon. 1878 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,780 So it says 1.5 liters equals a magnum. 1879 01:17:42,780 --> 01:17:44,420 So a magnum is what you would say. 1880 01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:47,580 I'd like a magnum of wine or magnum of anything. 1881 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,460 I want you to go to Total Wine and say that. 1882 01:17:49,460 --> 01:17:52,580 I'm looking for a magnum of Jack Daniels. 1883 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:53,300 They have them. 1884 01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:54,540 They say that all the time. 1885 01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:56,540 Not of Jack Daniels. 1886 01:17:56,540 --> 01:17:57,540 No one says that. 1887 01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:00,020 Homeboy said magnum last week when we were there. 1888 01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,420 Of wine. 1889 01:18:01,420 --> 01:18:02,900 Well, he used the word magnum. 1890 01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:05,060 I don't give a fuck what he's talking about. 1891 01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:06,140 What are you talking about? 1892 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,260 Magnum. 1893 01:18:08,260 --> 01:18:09,140 PI. 1894 01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:12,060 No one says the word magnum. 1895 01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:12,560 PI. 1896 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:21,820 Well, I've heard magnum when used with wine. 1897 01:18:21,820 --> 01:18:22,700 You can buy a magnum. 1898 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:25,260 That's the huge ass bottles of wine. 1899 01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:28,660 Each standard bottle contains five glasses of wine. 1900 01:18:28,660 --> 01:18:31,020 It isn't extravagant to suggest a bottle 1901 01:18:31,020 --> 01:18:32,420 for a table for dinner. 1902 01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:36,660 So this works out where the magnum is basically 1903 01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:37,860 double that. 1904 01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:39,460 So it's 10. 1905 01:18:39,460 --> 01:18:40,380 What does that say? 1906 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:41,300 What does that mean? 1907 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:46,380 A 1.5 liter magnum is equivalent to two standard 750 milliliter 1908 01:18:46,380 --> 01:18:47,060 bottles. 1909 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,420 But that's not what this is. 1910 01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:49,780 This is not a magnum. 1911 01:18:49,780 --> 01:18:51,180 I agree with you. 1912 01:18:51,180 --> 01:18:51,980 I agree with you. 1913 01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:53,500 Bigger than a magnum. 1914 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:54,780 No, it's smaller. 1915 01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:55,700 It's bigger. 1916 01:18:55,700 --> 01:18:56,220 It's bigger. 1917 01:18:56,220 --> 01:18:57,300 But why? 1918 01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,540 I don't know. 1919 01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:01,620 Because they wanted to be close to a half gallon. 1920 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:02,300 I don't know. 1921 01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:04,420 I agree with you. 1922 01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:07,620 It has something to do with how many bottles you 1923 01:19:07,620 --> 01:19:09,180 can get out of a gallon. 1924 01:19:09,180 --> 01:19:10,140 Out of a barrel. 1925 01:19:10,140 --> 01:19:10,860 Out of a barrel. 1926 01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,020 55 gallons. 1927 01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:13,580 Is it 55 gallons? 1928 01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:14,100 That's what I mean. 1929 01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:14,860 55 gallon barrels. 1930 01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:15,540 Isn't that what we saw up there? 1931 01:19:15,540 --> 01:19:16,940 55 gallon barrels. 1932 01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:18,140 I don't know. 1933 01:19:18,140 --> 01:19:20,820 The producer's going to have to tell us what a standard bourbon 1934 01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:22,740 barrel holds. 1935 01:19:22,740 --> 01:19:24,740 Is it 55 gallons? 1936 01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:26,380 Man, we're doing a lot of looking up, 1937 01:19:26,380 --> 01:19:28,380 because we don't know anything. 1938 01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:30,220 Standard bourbon barrel. 1939 01:19:30,220 --> 01:19:30,900 There we go. 1940 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,700 Good. 1941 01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:36,260 It has 53 gallons. 1942 01:19:36,260 --> 01:19:37,580 OK. 1943 01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:43,620 All right, now go back to your conversion rate and look up. 1944 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:44,780 1.75. 1945 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:49,820 OK, so we know that's 0.46. 1946 01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:57,020 I guess we need to do 0.4623, 53 divided by that. 1947 01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:58,380 Wow. 1948 01:19:58,380 --> 01:19:59,260 That was aggressive. 1949 01:19:59,260 --> 01:20:03,660 53 gallons divided by 0.4623. 1950 01:20:03,660 --> 01:20:04,620 Let's do the math. 1951 01:20:04,620 --> 01:20:07,420 Our viewers want to know. 1952 01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:10,700 That will tell us how many. 1953 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:11,340 Just tell me. 1954 01:20:11,340 --> 01:20:13,220 Read it to me. 1955 01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:16,700 Is your microphone not working, Mr. Producer? 1956 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:17,260 Just tell me. 1957 01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:19,020 That's 119. 1958 01:20:19,020 --> 01:20:20,140 Exactly? 1959 01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:22,540 118.97, so yes, pretty much. 1960 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:25,380 Producer, confirm that, please. 1961 01:20:25,380 --> 01:20:26,900 So you get 119 of these. 1962 01:20:26,900 --> 01:20:27,420 There you go. 1963 01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:28,300 That's why they did it. 1964 01:20:28,300 --> 01:20:29,100 Out of a barrel. 1965 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:32,380 They're doing it to make it an even number. 1966 01:20:32,380 --> 01:20:33,340 Or not an even number. 1967 01:20:33,340 --> 01:20:35,340 You know, I wasn't even listening. 1968 01:20:35,340 --> 01:20:36,420 And here's the thing. 1969 01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:38,620 That's bullshit. 1970 01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:39,500 OK. 1971 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:40,980 Because you never know what's going to be in the barrel. 1972 01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:43,180 Because you've got the devil's cut, the angel's share. 1973 01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:43,260 You know what? 1974 01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:44,420 That's a very good point. 1975 01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:45,620 You never know. 1976 01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:46,940 It makes no sense whatsoever. 1977 01:20:46,940 --> 01:20:48,140 There is evaporation. 1978 01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:49,540 Yeah, so it makes none. 1979 01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:51,460 Yeah, and he's absolutely right. 1980 01:20:51,460 --> 01:20:52,220 You don't know. 1981 01:20:52,220 --> 01:20:54,740 It's variable of what you're going to get out of a barrel. 1982 01:20:54,740 --> 01:20:56,900 Well, I think they can get close. 1983 01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:59,420 They could probably say, they could probably predict 1984 01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:00,260 how much they're going to get out. 1985 01:21:00,260 --> 01:21:01,460 That reminds me. 1986 01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:02,940 So at the Garrison Brothers, they 1987 01:21:02,940 --> 01:21:04,860 don't have 53 gallon barrels. 1988 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,060 They have smaller barrels. 1989 01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:07,140 I don't know if you saw that. 1990 01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:08,340 You don't have to use the big barrels. 1991 01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:09,580 So they had smaller barrels. 1992 01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:11,660 And they were trying different things in terms of, 1993 01:21:11,660 --> 01:21:15,780 because you know, Texas, where they age in open air, 1994 01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:18,420 open air, totally different than Kentucky. 1995 01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:18,900 Right? 1996 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:20,380 It's a lot hotter here. 1997 01:21:20,380 --> 01:21:26,140 Major differences in the variations. 1998 01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:27,460 And they said they opened up. 1999 01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:28,900 They were trying different things. 2000 01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:31,540 And they opened up a bunch of barrels. 2001 01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:34,540 They were all empty, completely empty. 2002 01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:35,420 They all evaporated. 2003 01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,420 They all evaporated. 2004 01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:37,580 And they were like, oh my god. 2005 01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:39,500 That was like a million dollar mistake. 2006 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,780 Oh no. 2007 01:21:40,780 --> 01:21:44,740 Yes, that's what the guy at the dude at Garrison Brothers 2008 01:21:44,740 --> 01:21:47,020 was telling us about. 2009 01:21:47,020 --> 01:21:50,700 Anyway, so yeah, no, you're absolutely right, Sean. 2010 01:21:50,700 --> 01:21:56,300 Massive variance in, I guess, if the barrels were all 2011 01:21:56,300 --> 01:21:58,180 in the same climate, right? 2012 01:21:58,180 --> 01:22:00,580 And they know, is climate controlled maybe? 2013 01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:03,540 I mean, isn't it the more that, the more it evaporates, 2014 01:22:03,540 --> 01:22:04,740 wasn't the? 2015 01:22:04,740 --> 01:22:05,500 It's so hard. 2016 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:07,820 The more thick it would be? 2017 01:22:07,820 --> 01:22:10,540 Are so difficult. Because you've got the thickness of what? 2018 01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:11,020 The barrels. 2019 01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:13,100 Well, the more it evaporates, does it get thicker 2020 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:14,540 or more concentrated? 2021 01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:15,380 I don't think so. 2022 01:22:15,380 --> 01:22:16,260 Viscosity or? 2023 01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:17,300 Well, does it get more? 2024 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,100 Or use that word again. 2025 01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:19,860 You like viscosity? 2026 01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:22,100 No, it doesn't get thick like syrup. 2027 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:22,620 No. 2028 01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:26,540 So would it get stronger, though, flavor-wise? 2029 01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:27,420 Well, if you are. 2030 01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,420 Because stuff evaporates out of it, right? 2031 01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:30,260 Wouldn't the solids of it stay there? 2032 01:22:30,260 --> 01:22:31,460 Because more condensed. 2033 01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:34,540 OK, so you're thinking that it separates 2034 01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:38,020 and that water evaporates and something is left behind. 2035 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:41,420 The bourbon itself evaporates, like in its entirety. 2036 01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:42,180 So everything. 2037 01:22:42,180 --> 01:22:43,540 Yes, in its entirety. 2038 01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:44,780 Yes. 2039 01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:45,860 Yes. 2040 01:22:45,860 --> 01:22:49,380 You can't separate the water out of bourbon. 2041 01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:50,860 Now I'm a chemist. 2042 01:22:50,860 --> 01:22:52,980 Did you know I had so many talents? 2043 01:22:52,980 --> 01:22:54,180 You're a mathlete and a chemist. 2044 01:22:54,180 --> 01:22:54,940 I'm a mathlete. 2045 01:22:54,940 --> 01:22:55,860 I'm a geologist. 2046 01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:57,020 I'm a chemist. 2047 01:22:57,020 --> 01:23:00,140 On this podcast, I fucking know everything. 2048 01:23:00,140 --> 01:23:01,460 You're a foil. 2049 01:23:01,460 --> 01:23:02,740 I am the foil. 2050 01:23:02,740 --> 01:23:03,900 You're a jackass. 2051 01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:06,500 No, I'm the foil that holds this podcast together with you. 2052 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:07,580 Do we have some music? 2053 01:23:07,580 --> 01:23:08,940 So we're almost done with this. 2054 01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:12,860 So we need to make sure we go find another tanker to this. 2055 01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:13,580 OK. 2056 01:23:13,580 --> 01:23:15,420 It's getting a little thin. 2057 01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:18,460 So I'll do one more. 2058 01:23:18,460 --> 01:23:20,100 I'll do a couple more of these things. 2059 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:22,060 You guys know what mint juleps are? 2060 01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:23,420 Yes. 2061 01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:24,460 What are they? 2062 01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:28,660 That's the official drink of the Churchill Downs, right? 2063 01:23:28,660 --> 01:23:30,940 I was yawning, but I heard midget tulips. 2064 01:23:30,940 --> 01:23:33,100 Mint julep. 2065 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:35,860 That's the official drink of the Churchill Downs. 2066 01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:36,860 Small people juleps. 2067 01:23:36,860 --> 01:23:38,580 Kentucky Derby. 2068 01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:40,340 The Kentucky Derby. 2069 01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:41,580 I said tulips. 2070 01:23:41,580 --> 01:23:43,060 Midget tulips. 2071 01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:47,620 So mint juleps were created to disguise bad bourbon. 2072 01:23:47,620 --> 01:23:48,860 Why did I know that? 2073 01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:51,100 Oh, like selling fraudulent stuff? 2074 01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:55,940 So what they did is they disguised lousy whiskeys. 2075 01:23:55,940 --> 01:23:58,540 Because up here somewhere. 2076 01:23:58,540 --> 01:23:59,780 Those are called mixers. 2077 01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:02,180 They have, let me see here, bourbon. 2078 01:24:02,180 --> 01:24:03,300 I'm going to do two in one. 2079 01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:05,700 So bourbon requires no minimum age. 2080 01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:07,620 They embedded Coke to go with those. 2081 01:24:07,620 --> 01:24:10,140 So there may be a minimum age to drink it, 2082 01:24:10,140 --> 01:24:12,940 but there's no set of number of years to age bourbon. 2083 01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:14,700 So technically speaking, as long as it 2084 01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:18,500 sits in a new oak barrel charred for even a millisecond, 2085 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,180 it's legal to call it bourbon. 2086 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:21,220 That said, anything. 2087 01:24:21,220 --> 01:24:23,100 Just like the Pabst Clear bourbon. 2088 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:23,620 Yes. 2089 01:24:23,620 --> 01:24:25,540 They actually run it over oak. 2090 01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:26,340 Oh, come on. 2091 01:24:26,340 --> 01:24:27,260 That's all they do. 2092 01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:27,860 That's retarded. 2093 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:29,460 They let it run over it. 2094 01:24:29,460 --> 01:24:33,260 So that said, anything aged for less than four years 2095 01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:35,780 requires an age statement on the label. 2096 01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:39,060 Unaged or the white dog bourbon sometimes sold to the distiller. 2097 01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:41,780 So then I jump over here back to the mint juleps. 2098 01:24:41,780 --> 01:24:44,260 It says some of these that, like you said, 2099 01:24:44,260 --> 01:24:48,300 just pour over the plank back in the day, 2100 01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:50,860 we weren't as great distilling. 2101 01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:55,340 In all the off flavors, we used mint and plenty of sugars 2102 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:57,340 to disguise the bourbons. 2103 01:24:57,340 --> 01:25:00,420 Thus the mint julep was born. 2104 01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:01,140 Gross. 2105 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:04,260 So I guess that's where Bottled and Bond came from. 2106 01:25:04,260 --> 01:25:05,980 People were bootlegging. 2107 01:25:05,980 --> 01:25:06,940 Consistency. 2108 01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,440 Yeah, they were coming up with, they 2109 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:09,820 were lying about what was in it. 2110 01:25:09,820 --> 01:25:13,260 And so Bottled and Bond came along to verify that it 2111 01:25:13,260 --> 01:25:14,540 was good stuff. 2112 01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:15,500 That's the government. 2113 01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:16,260 They regulated it. 2114 01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:17,660 Correct. 2115 01:25:17,660 --> 01:25:18,700 Very nice. 2116 01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:21,860 And so that reminds me, when I was in Fredericksburg, 2117 01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:25,300 I went to, I guess there's a local distillery there. 2118 01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:27,300 It wasn't Garrison Brothers, but some other one 2119 01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:30,100 that mainly they make wine and they have vodka. 2120 01:25:30,100 --> 01:25:32,660 And they also had whiskey. 2121 01:25:32,660 --> 01:25:34,340 Not bourbon, but whiskey. 2122 01:25:34,340 --> 01:25:37,600 And so I, being the connoisseur or the 2123 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:40,700 sommelier, sommelier. 2124 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:42,140 That I am. 2125 01:25:42,140 --> 01:25:43,820 I went up there and I was like, yeah, 2126 01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:46,020 we'll have some of your bourbon. 2127 01:25:46,020 --> 01:25:47,340 And I'll have one neat. 2128 01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:50,100 And I'll have one with Coke for Shelly, right? 2129 01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,780 I knew she wouldn't drink it. 2130 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:53,860 And so we both got it and sat down. 2131 01:25:53,860 --> 01:25:55,340 And I was like, ah. 2132 01:25:55,340 --> 01:25:56,140 Ah. 2133 01:25:56,140 --> 01:25:56,940 Oh. 2134 01:25:56,940 --> 01:25:58,100 It was nasty. 2135 01:25:58,100 --> 01:26:01,500 And my wife was like, ooh. 2136 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:02,540 It was bad. 2137 01:26:02,540 --> 01:26:03,220 It was bad. 2138 01:26:03,220 --> 01:26:03,740 Really? 2139 01:26:03,740 --> 01:26:06,020 And I was like, OK, wow. 2140 01:26:06,020 --> 01:26:07,260 And I went back up there. 2141 01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:08,180 And I was like, oh yeah. 2142 01:26:08,180 --> 01:26:11,300 How long do you age your whiskey? 2143 01:26:11,300 --> 01:26:13,820 And he goes, well, we flash. 2144 01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:18,300 We flash what they call it. 2145 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:19,300 Flash aging. 2146 01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:20,020 Flash age it. 2147 01:26:20,020 --> 01:26:20,740 Thank you. 2148 01:26:20,740 --> 01:26:21,700 We flash age it. 2149 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:24,260 And I was like, oh no. 2150 01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:26,700 And I was like, please describe. 2151 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:29,860 Well, we have a bag of charred chips that we dip it in the. 2152 01:26:29,860 --> 01:26:31,340 Like a tea bag? 2153 01:26:31,340 --> 01:26:32,580 Damn, yes. 2154 01:26:32,580 --> 01:26:33,820 I was like, get the fuck out. 2155 01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:35,380 That was when I texted you guys. 2156 01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:37,340 So they put a bag. 2157 01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:38,420 So they flash. 2158 01:26:38,420 --> 01:26:42,060 They flash age it by putting a bag of chips in it. 2159 01:26:42,060 --> 01:26:43,060 That's not aging it. 2160 01:26:43,060 --> 01:26:44,580 No, it's not aging it. 2161 01:26:44,580 --> 01:26:45,580 It's not aging it? 2162 01:26:45,580 --> 01:26:46,580 And it was very light. 2163 01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:47,620 That's what I was really worried about. 2164 01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:48,660 It's still called the bourbon. 2165 01:26:48,660 --> 01:26:49,180 I saw that. 2166 01:26:49,180 --> 01:26:50,460 Well, this one, I don't think it was a. 2167 01:26:50,460 --> 01:26:52,060 Was there any color to it? 2168 01:26:52,060 --> 01:26:54,500 There was some color, but not much. 2169 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,300 Not much. 2170 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:56,420 It's like a tea bag. 2171 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:56,940 Yeah. 2172 01:26:56,940 --> 01:26:57,940 It was bad. 2173 01:26:57,940 --> 01:26:58,460 All right. 2174 01:26:58,460 --> 01:26:58,940 So. 2175 01:26:58,940 --> 01:27:00,580 It was not a good whiskey at all. 2176 01:27:00,580 --> 01:27:02,940 This is the worst whiskey I've ever had. 2177 01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:05,220 So not a good whiskey at all. 2178 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:10,300 This is some disheartening information, which really 2179 01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,340 kind of pisses me off. 2180 01:27:12,340 --> 01:27:19,780 That the taxes account for more than half the bottle of bourbon. 2181 01:27:19,780 --> 01:27:22,260 There's a government for you. 2182 01:27:22,260 --> 01:27:27,540 60%, about 60% of the cost of any given bottle of bourbon 2183 01:27:27,540 --> 01:27:29,420 goes to the government. 2184 01:27:29,420 --> 01:27:30,340 On top of that. 2185 01:27:30,340 --> 01:27:32,100 Even today. 2186 01:27:32,100 --> 01:27:33,220 Even today. 2187 01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:36,740 On top of that, bourbon producers in Kentucky 2188 01:27:36,740 --> 01:27:44,420 pay over 14 million in property taxes to store their barrels. 2189 01:27:44,420 --> 01:27:47,020 That is an incredible amount of taxes. 2190 01:27:47,020 --> 01:27:49,140 Yeah, it's sad. 2191 01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:51,060 So if you buy a 40. 2192 01:27:51,060 --> 01:27:51,860 Let's do easy math. 2193 01:27:51,860 --> 01:27:55,660 $100 bottle of bourbon. 2194 01:27:55,660 --> 01:28:00,020 That should be cost 40 bucks. 2195 01:28:00,020 --> 01:28:01,660 Is what the cost should be. 2196 01:28:01,660 --> 01:28:03,380 Yeah. 2197 01:28:03,380 --> 01:28:04,140 Plus taxes. 2198 01:28:04,140 --> 01:28:05,300 It's a little bit of tax. 2199 01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,940 Let's say $43. 2200 01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:07,500 Whatever. 2201 01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:08,340 Just say. 2202 01:28:08,340 --> 01:28:08,700 Just. 2203 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:09,900 So they're getting $60. 2204 01:28:09,900 --> 01:28:12,460 We should be paying a third of the price. 2205 01:28:12,460 --> 01:28:16,740 I would just say we should be paying a third of the price-ish. 2206 01:28:16,740 --> 01:28:18,820 Like this bottle was $40. 2207 01:28:18,820 --> 01:28:19,700 Yeah. 2208 01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:20,180 $15. 2209 01:28:20,180 --> 01:28:20,980 $10. 2210 01:28:20,980 --> 01:28:23,140 Yeah. 2211 01:28:23,140 --> 01:28:24,500 Fucking government. 2212 01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:26,060 Yeah, it makes me sad. 2213 01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:26,700 Yes. 2214 01:28:26,700 --> 01:28:28,460 It hurts my heart that the government 2215 01:28:28,460 --> 01:28:31,980 takes that much money. 2216 01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:34,380 Jeff, have you had a tough day today? 2217 01:28:34,380 --> 01:28:35,140 Yeah, a day. 2218 01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:35,780 Well, no. 2219 01:28:35,780 --> 01:28:40,740 It's just work just beats you down every now and then. 2220 01:28:40,740 --> 01:28:42,140 I'm in that phase. 2221 01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:42,660 Yeah. 2222 01:28:42,660 --> 01:28:43,460 I have some reason. 2223 01:28:43,460 --> 01:28:45,020 I am too. 2224 01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:49,140 Tell you, I've never ever in my entire life 2225 01:28:49,140 --> 01:28:50,540 have racked up a queue of. 2226 01:28:50,540 --> 01:28:53,380 I think I talked about this before about the emails. 2227 01:28:53,380 --> 01:28:53,940 Yeah. 2228 01:28:53,940 --> 01:28:55,620 Yeah. 2229 01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:58,260 I have not been able to get that number down below 100 2230 01:28:58,260 --> 01:29:02,060 and mine usually sit about 10, 15. 2231 01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:03,140 That's insane. 2232 01:29:03,140 --> 01:29:04,780 Are they all different claims? 2233 01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:05,460 Dude, they're. 2234 01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:05,980 Yeah. 2235 01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:08,180 Well, I mean, no. 2236 01:29:08,180 --> 01:29:11,060 There's 100 unhandled claims? 2237 01:29:11,060 --> 01:29:11,940 No. 2238 01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:12,740 No. 2239 01:29:12,740 --> 01:29:14,900 They're about 50 claims. 2240 01:29:14,900 --> 01:29:15,500 Shit. 2241 01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:19,500 So it's just like, and they're people that want something. 2242 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,020 Right. 2243 01:29:20,020 --> 01:29:22,300 And they keep emailing you, which just makes it go, 2244 01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:24,980 yeah, one, 102. 2245 01:29:24,980 --> 01:29:25,700 Yeah. 2246 01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:26,820 And it stresses me out. 2247 01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:31,620 Every time I hear my phone ring, I'm just like, fuck. 2248 01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:32,780 Somebody else wants something. 2249 01:29:32,780 --> 01:29:34,580 And I'm going as fast as I can, man. 2250 01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:36,700 Fucking crazy. 2251 01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:39,620 Yeah, I don't have much of that. 2252 01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:42,700 I do have 15,000 unread emails, but it's 2253 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:46,020 because I'm copied on a ton of shit. 2254 01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:46,580 And I can. 2255 01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:48,500 Why don't you select all and delete? 2256 01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:49,500 Well, I know I need to. 2257 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:51,020 But I can preview them. 2258 01:29:51,020 --> 01:29:53,140 You know how you can preview them and then not mark them 2259 01:29:53,140 --> 01:29:55,180 as read? 2260 01:29:55,180 --> 01:29:56,540 That's all of them. 2261 01:29:56,540 --> 01:29:59,020 I'm previewing everything because I can't. 2262 01:29:59,020 --> 01:30:03,500 Yeah, if you just delete them, when you have 15,000, 2263 01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,980 it does so much to your. 2264 01:30:05,980 --> 01:30:09,500 When you open that up, it eats away your RAM. 2265 01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:10,980 I believe there's something like that. 2266 01:30:10,980 --> 01:30:12,300 That hasn't been a problem. 2267 01:30:12,300 --> 01:30:17,420 But I will tell you that it's just poor mailbox management. 2268 01:30:17,420 --> 01:30:19,140 Well, it's all cloud-based as well. 2269 01:30:19,140 --> 01:30:20,780 Yeah, it's cloud-based. 2270 01:30:20,780 --> 01:30:23,180 Cloud mailbox management. 2271 01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:27,740 We need that as a topic as far as mailbox management. 2272 01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:29,340 Dudes like us have a problem with that. 2273 01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:30,740 Let me just give you an example. 2274 01:30:30,740 --> 01:30:32,180 Let's say you're reading a bunch of emails, 2275 01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:35,060 and then every single time the window stays open. 2276 01:30:35,060 --> 01:30:36,980 So when you click on the outbox thing, 2277 01:30:36,980 --> 01:30:40,020 there's so many emails that are opened, 2278 01:30:40,020 --> 01:30:41,220 and that causes stress. 2279 01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:44,180 I don't know about you guys, but I'm like, god, I have so many 2280 01:30:44,180 --> 01:30:45,420 that I have to scroll down. 2281 01:30:45,420 --> 01:30:47,420 I'm talking about opened emails. 2282 01:30:47,420 --> 01:30:50,380 I'm not talking about in my inbox. 2283 01:30:50,380 --> 01:30:51,940 And that's just mismanagement. 2284 01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:53,180 And then you've got to sit there, 2285 01:30:53,180 --> 01:30:54,660 and you've got to close each one of them. 2286 01:30:54,660 --> 01:30:56,500 And you're like, did I do something on that one? 2287 01:30:56,500 --> 01:30:59,020 OK, close, close, you know, that kind of thing. 2288 01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:00,700 That just gives me anxiety. 2289 01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:03,100 That part gives me stress, the fact 2290 01:31:03,100 --> 01:31:06,380 that I don't manage my windows very well. 2291 01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:07,380 Break time. 2292 01:31:07,380 --> 01:31:08,580 Guys, thank you. 2293 01:31:08,580 --> 01:31:12,100 First half, I think we're going to come back a little loose. 2294 01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:14,540 Well, yeah, we did two bourbons and one podcast. 2295 01:31:14,540 --> 01:31:15,860 Well, this didn't count. 2296 01:31:15,860 --> 01:31:16,860 It was just a small part. 2297 01:31:16,860 --> 01:31:17,860 Oh, it doesn't count. 2298 01:31:17,860 --> 01:31:19,300 OK, never mind. 2299 01:31:19,300 --> 01:31:21,780 We can discard the physiological effects, too. 2300 01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:29,980 Kind of like my NFL scores this week against a 186 points. 2301 01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:33,380 I think that was a record of getting your ass beat. 2302 01:31:33,380 --> 01:31:34,820 I still scored 110. 2303 01:31:34,820 --> 01:31:35,420 All right, peace out. 2304 01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:36,380 We'll see you in a little bit. 2305 01:31:36,380 --> 01:31:36,880 Bye. 2306 01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:37,380 Bye. 2307 01:31:37,380 --> 01:31:40,900 $ 2308 01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:48,260 — 2309 01:31:48,260 --> 01:31:50,900 . 2310 01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:55,540 — 2311 01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:57,600 you