I watched that every day.
It was a great show.
But I think we have to we have to highlight the ones that have
the catchy theme songs.
Right.
Don't we?
Welcome back.
And as promised, we're going to open this show with not only discussing
the bourbon we're drinking, but we are also going to talk about theme
songs.
No, what am I saying?
That right? The sitcoms from the 70s.
Not just sitcoms, but then you have the the dramas as well.
Like Dallas and all them.
Right.
We're talking about those catchy tunes we grew up listening to.
And they don't have them anymore.
They don't.
They really don't have theme songs anymore.
They don't.
Well, a little bit, but they're just kind of like, I mean, like Game
of Thrones.
Well, yeah, there's exceptions, but generally it's just hold on.
Do that again.
I want Sean to finish that.
Game of Thrones goes.
I forgot how it was.
It was in my mind.
It was like so eloquently and then all of a sudden I heard some dude
up on a tower.
That was Europe.
You're singing Europe.
How did that go to Game of Thrones?
I was there way ahead of their time as well.
Oh my.
Maybe there's a plagiarism there.
You know what?
I say we skip the things.
Because it went bad so fast.
I think it's a dickle 15.
There's like, do you remember?
Oh, the dickle.
Dickle 15.
Tickle my dickle 15.
This is a perfect second half bourbon.
It is.
Because it tastes so wonderful.
You know, the purists will say this is not a bourbon.
It's a Tennessee whiskey.
Really?
Slap my ass and call me Tennessee.
No, it's not even a purist thing.
It is not a bourbon.
Correct.
It is a whiskey.
Well damn, it's a damn good one.
Yeah.
So this is, we've had it before.
This is our 15 year George Dickle Tennessee single barrel whiskey.
And it is phenomenal.
Dickle?
Yeah, that's good.
The 15 year.
The dickle 15.
The producer is like, please.
I think Paul's right to buy another bottle of it, aren't you?
I am.
Bring me the bottle, please.
So I have the dickle 13.
I have the dickle 8.
I have the dickle 8 year, 13 year, and I need to keep this one, the 15 year, in my collection.
Yeah.
Because they are an amazing sipping whiskeys.
Yeah, dickle 15.
There it is.
Single barrel select.
It's very spicy.
Oh, it's not cheap.
That's a $72 bottle.
Yeah.
That's getting dangerously close to Garrison Brothers.
I'd rather have this.
I would too.
Well, this one's a little bit higher proof than 96.2.
This one's 104.
Well, single barrels are always different.
No, no.
He's absolutely right.
This is single barrel.
Hold on.
I see the total.
They're right there.
Dickle 15, 72 bucks.
There we go.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's it.
And it's good.
Extremely smooth.
Like butter.
Easy to drink with one ice ball.
One ice ball.
Slap you, mama.
Try some dickle.
There you go.
Yeah, it's extremely good on the nose.
I definitely smell the fruit.
Welcome back.
The dark fruit.
That's another good one.
I smell the dark fruit.
That is an incredible nose, guys.
Maybe.
Come and knock on my door.
I guess when we start.
So I know that when we start drinking bourbon, like everything
starts to like flow and smell better and taste better.
But I got to say the nose on this is is crazy.
Crazy good.
Yeah, it's definitely got some sweetness on the nose.
It smells stone fruit.
I taste no.
I mean, you know how many times we've tasted something
where like, oh, we can taste the ethanol, right?
There is zero ethanol in anything.
The smell, the taste, the finish.
It is fantastic.
All right.
So let's jump into you know what?
Do we want to go by decade?
Do we want to go to the older stuff first?
Can we do that?
I think that'll be hard because are we going to know the
chronology of some of these things?
I mean, we don't have to be like we could do by decade.
Like take the good, you take the bad, you take the both.
And there you have the facts of life.
The facts of life.
Those the 80s.
Those 80s.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a good one though.
So we got we got Quincy.
I don't know that theme song.
Quincy.
I don't know that theme song.
He was a he was the doctor.
He was a corner.
I used to watch it all the time.
Oh great.
Jack Klugman.
Yes.
Quincy.
He had fucked up mouse teeth.
You're going to love this.
As soon as it starts playing.
He was on the odd couple.
Yeah.
As soon as it starts playing you're going to be like I don't know this one.
You do.
Quincy.
I used to watch this all the time.
I do.
You know it.
Oh, they were so good.
My parents loved this and they used to let me sit down on the carpet in front of them and watch it with them.
I got to stay up late and watch Quincy.
Yeah, that's a dinghy.
Good stuff.
That was a great one.
I think I think the next year was that 2009.
Oh wow.
I don't think that was 2009.
I don't think so either.
You can you can you can fade this out.
So the next one I want to hear is Rockford Files.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
With James Gardner and he's a PI.
1976 just to clarify.
Quincy.
Okay.
Well, I was six years old.
There we go.
Rockford Files.
They used to let me sit down and watch.
All right.
Let's hear the Rockford Files.
This is a classic.
I think it's a good one.
I used to watch this after high school.
Hey, the phone rings.
It's an old school phone.
My mom loved this show.
So who is the detective in James Gardner?
That's James Gardner.
Yeah.
American Detective Drama.
Yeah.
Now, was he one of the ones that was caught up in the might be gay scandal in Hollywood?
I don't think so.
Am I thinking of Rock Hudson?
That was Rock Hudson.
I'm thinking of Rock Hudson.
This is NBC Network 1974.
All the way up to 80.
So this is six years running.
Yeah, I used to watch this all the time.
You know, this makes me think of Cagney and Lacey.
Did you ever watch that one?
No, I never watched it.
Really?
This was my dad's ringtone.
You never watched?
You never listened to?
You never watched Cagney and Lacey?
Cagney and Lacey was amazing.
It was a great show.
You gotta look that up.
Cagney and Lacey.
That was in the 80s though.
It might have been early 80s.
That's still the 80s.
Well, yeah, 81.
There we go.
Cagney and Lacey.
Did we do theme song?
It's a good one.
I don't know about this.
Yeah, you don't think this is a good theme song?
Well, no, I don't think it was good to get themes on, but I do like the show.
Well, that was a great show.
Oh, they were cute back then.
Oh, they were cute back there.
They were.
I thought the blonde was hot.
She never struck me as hot.
Oh, she was.
I thought she was.
They were.
I thought the blonde was hot.
All right, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
She never struck me as hot.
It's a time daily in a...
Oh, you're right.
Oh, she was.
It was a good one.
I know.
Oh, you're right.
I thought she was.
All right.
You know, I think that this is a good one.
All right.
That was a good one.
It's a Tyne Daly in...
All right.
Sean, you're up.
Come on.
Something from the 70s, early 80s.
How about Family Ties?
Ah, that's a good one.
I used to watch that one, yeah.
That's with Michael J. Fox, right?
Michael J. Fox, yeah.
I'm not sure I ever watched that show.
Are you kidding me?
I used to watch it all the time.
Yeah, I don't think I saw that one.
He was a good Republican.
Oh, that's right.
Okay, I do remember that.
So that's 1982.
Seven seasons.
I wouldn't recognize the theme song, though.
Oh, no.
I watched this.
I love this show.
Oh, my God.
This podcast just went homosexual.
Oh, I know her.
Is this Johnny Mathis?
Who's the girl?
That's the epitome of white privilege.
I have the hots for the Bateman, Justine Bateman.
Is that who that is?
Justine Bateman, yeah.
Justine Bateman.
I have the hots for her.
I saw some story where she never wore underwear, though she was always commando.
Now I'm even more enticed.
All right, let's move on.
That's too long.
How about Golden Girls?
Testosterone over here.
Have a Golden Girls?
Golden Girls.
You know, I've watched Golden Girls, but I never got into the Golden Girls.
Such a great show.
I watched it as well, but I think I was in college.
That's a show that will last forever.
Yeah, I think I was in college watching reruns.
It's crazy because like the old grandmother was actually the youngest one of the whole
group.
Was she really?
Yeah.
And she was so crass.
And of course, Betty White, man.
Here we go.
Still muted.
There you go.
He's new.
There we go.
It's crazy when you look at the old one that she was the youngest.
You think they were?
I didn't know that.
You think they were on the same cycle?
What kind of question is that?
That's just a little bunch of women living together.
What about Way?
I mean, obviously Gilligan's Island, we all know that one, right?
The whole lost...
Why am I struggling?
Three day tour.
Okay, but what about some of the other ones that were...
From that early area?
Mikael's Navy.
Mikael's Navy or Hogan's Heroes?
Gomer Pile.
Gomer Pile was a big one.
I used to watch Gomer Pile.
Would we remember the theme songs of any of those?
Yeah, I don't know.
Do Gomer Pile.
I don't know if we would.
Hell, there was...
It's P-Y-L-E.
Remember Baba Blacksheep?
Yes, I loved that show.
Put Gomer Pile.
So when I lose all of my hair and you see one of the scars on my head, it was because
I was playing Baba Blacksheep in elementary schoolyard, got hit with a rock.
I did.
Yeah, but it wasn't because of that.
I'm sure they just didn't like you.
Well, but that's what I was doing.
You know this one?
We were doing the Baba Blacksheep thing.
Yes.
Well, this is a...
Well, go away.
Well this is a Marine Corps song.
You know what this character is from and you'll know the theme song.
Well, surprise, surprise, surprise.
Is from...
That's good.
God, what was the show from Mayberry?
Oh, you're talking about...
With Ron Howard as a kid.
God, what the hell was the name of that show?
Don Knotts?
Yeah, it's...
You whistle it.
Yeah, what's the name of that show?
What's the name of that show?
I am drawing a blank.
It's...
Oh, gosh.
It's not Mulberry Street or Mayberry Street?
Well, Mayberry is where they lived.
Oh, the Andy Griffith Show.
God, we really struggled on that one.
Yeah, Andy Griffith.
Back in the last 60s.
I used to watch it again.
I watched the crap out of that show in college.
We can go even later than that then.
What about...
Play that one real quick.
Nailed it.
Okay, that was much better than what you did.
What?
Damn.
Yeah.
You didn't have the snaps.
It was very succinct.
This is very succinct.
I didn't have the snaps.
That's what it was.
What about I Dream of Jeannie?
I didn't watch that a lot.
I watched it.
Really?
That's crazy.
Did you miss out?
I watched a couple.
Because she was.
Back me on the phone.
I watched it.
Back me on this, Sean.
Was she hotter than hot?
Oh, she was.
She was whackable.
Yeah, she was.
What?
She's still alive.
Is she still whackable?
Well, I mean, I Dream of Jeannie.
No.
She could have had a vaginoplasty.
You never know.
That's a awful sound.
What?
Did you get the chills?
No.
I just, you know, we're having happy theme songs and you're talking about...
Well, you talk about...
You're talking about vaginoplasty?
I mean, what?
Well, Sean was talking about, you know, the
Rejuvenation?
Rejuvenation.
Vaginal rejuvenation?
Yes.
That's not what he talked about.
That was what you were talking about.
So, astronaut Captain Tony Nelson.
Yes.
I Dream of Jeannie.
And then he's got a... he had his friend who was kind of funny and silly.
Was there a fun song to that, though?
Yeah, there was.
Yeah, of course.
I Dream of Jeannie.
It was great.
Of course.
Oh, yeah, this is classic.
This was on the first Speelers, too.
She was so smoking hot.
Okay, then this makes me think of Bewitched.
Yeah, that's another good one.
That was a great one.
And this is crap out of that one, too.
Okay, now that one was remade.
They did.
Into a fantasy sitcom.
Movie or show?
1964 to 1972, Bewitched.
You know what's weird is the husband on that show switched.
Oh, yeah.
What was that all about?
To what?
Oh!
Because one of them got sick, I think.
The actor.
So the actor, yeah, it was like mid-season or something like that.
I never liked that, but you know, you got to do what you got to do.
Yeah, they swapped the actors out.
I always wondered what that was all about.
It was from Dick York to Dick Sargent.
Yeah, or the other way around.
Dick York started out as Darren Stevens and then Dick York was from 69.
He was going through the last four or five years.
Very nice.
Well, this came out in 2009 as well.
These are all late bloomers.
So this Bewitched show, they had some cliche comedy back then, but this one kind of introduced
the nosy neighbor that was always spying through the windows looking at her.
How creepy was that?
I don't know.
I don't remember that.
Well, there was always the creepy neighbor that would always like to always think of
something.
Is that a voyeur?
I never liked the mom.
Peeping with the grand mom.
Oh, the step mom that would show up in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, I didn't care for her character.
The peeping Tom.
I thought she was cool.
There was another show that I was thinking of in the 60s.
There's the Patty Duke show.
Do you guys watch that?
No.
I watched that in college as well.
I watched all these old ones in college.
Really?
Because that's all that was on TV.
I've never even heard of that one.
Yeah, the Patty Duke show.
I haven't heard of that one either.
Yeah, of course.
About twins or cousins?
I've never even heard of this.
This must be a Cincinnati stick.
Because they're cousins.
Oh, great.
That explains it all.
Because they're cousins.
Wow.
That's what he does.
No, no, keep rolling, dude.
No, keep rolling.
That's all I remember.
Oh, that was good.
That's very animated.
That's really too bad because you were blowing my shock.
What about Gidget?
Never watched it.
Yeah, I've seen a couple of them.
It was more kind of dancing.
Sally Field was in it.
Sally Field.
She was cute when she was younger.
She was cute when she was older.
Super cute.
Okay, here's Adam's family.
This is classic.
I think we all know this one.
Well, yeah, but this is the original.
Season one.
64 to 65.
I was not even alive yet.
And that is a very short run.
One year.
That's the first year.
I'm not even sure.
That's the first year.
Season one.
Oh, sorry.
I missed that.
And they're all probably dead.
I bet you everybody in that show is dead.
How sad is that?
Well, they're coming out with the new Adam's family this year.
The next couple of months.
Yeah, I know.
That's how long it's been around.
That's how popular this concept is.
The house is a museum when people come to see you.
They need the monsters.
How does this song go?
This show here was, I mean, because you had Cousin It.
There was like a, I don't even know what the hell he was.
That's the Munsters.
Oh.
It's Cousin It.
Oh, hell, well, that's the thing right there.
So the Munsters just kind of ripped off from the Adam's family?
I don't know.
I don't know which one came first.
I think this one did.
You had Gomez.
You had Morticia Adams.
Then Gomez Adams.
Then you had Uncle Fester.
And then Lurch.
Then you had Wednesday.
Are you sure Cousin It wasn't in Adam's family?
No, Cousin It is in the Adam's family.
I thought so too.
Yeah, Gomez's cousin.
It's a diminutive character composed entirely of a floor-length hair,
accompanied by a bowler hat, sunglasses, and speaks rapidly,
unintelligible gibberish that the only family can understand.
Unintelligible.
He was in the Adam's family.
Yeah.
So pull up the Munsters then.
Do we need to pause?
And relish?
Yeah.
Document.
Let's write this moment down.
When Jeff didn't know.
I've got to be careful.
There's like a bolt in lightning that's going to come down.
I think we're going to lose power for sure.
Wow.
Dude, the lava lamp just froze over.
Yeah.
Look at that.
We're not going to needle you.
You are human.
Yeah.
So pull up the Munsters real quick.
I don't know if I know that theme song.
I don't know it.
The Munsters?
Yeah, the Munsters.
How does that one go?
I got two good ones lined up after this one.
Coming out of the deep recesses of my mind.
The Munsters are kind of...
I never watched this.
Yeah, it was kind of a sporty, obviously.
Well, you have Frankenstein.
Yeah.
He was funny, man.
So pull up a picture of the Munsters real quick.
It's Fred Gwynn as Herman Munster.
I love the way he was so tall and lanky.
When he gets excited, because he's so frumpy.
And then you had Grandpa.
He kind of reminds me of Janet Reno.
I saw a meme where it was this picture and they said,
when you're the only one in the family who didn't take the vaccine.
Oh, that's great.
She's completely normal.
The rest of her are freaks.
Oh, that's great.
I thought it was funny when she would bring her boyfriends over to the house.
Oh, that's really funny.
That's really funny.
She is the only one normal of the whole family.
Was that Marilyn Munster?
Beverly Owen.
That's hilarious.
So when she was an American television actress,
best known for having played the original role of Marilyn Munster
on the sitcom The Munsters,
before the role was taken over by Pat Priest.
I did not know that.
I only watched this a few times.
I don't watch too much.
I don't think I ever watched it.
So the the the you see the Margaret Yvonne Middleton who played the mom.
But she was a Canadian American actress, dancer and singer.
She became internationally famous Hollywood film star in the 40s and 50s.
It is crazy to even say that out loud.
You know, the 40s and 50s.
Yeah.
But she was I mean, they did a disjustice with with all that makeup.
She didn't need any of that makeup. Right.
You know, I know they were trying to make her look ghouly, but she she was fantastic.
I mean, as far as beauty goes. Yeah.
All right. So let's go with Mission Impossible.
Oh, wow.
That's a nice little hacky sack there.
Yeah. Well, that's in the 60s.
I think that 70s.
I think it was the 60s.
Don't don't. Oh, my gosh.
They had there's a whole rash of them.
Who was the I know Mission Impossible.
Who's the Max who's the one with the the shoe with the phone?
That's a Maxwell Smart.
And what about Pink Panther?
Pink Panther.
The Avengers.
This is classic right here.
My parents loved this show.
It was a great show.
I didn't watch it.
Oh, it was a great show.
I never watched the show.
This message.
Oh, in fact, it's like watching a Mission Impossible movie.
But in the sitcom.
I mean, it was because it was this message was self destruct in five seconds.
Right.
And the thing with the smoke would come out.
Oh, yeah.
Special effects sucked.
Right. But still, it was great.
Yeah, it was a good it was a good show.
And the I used to watch this one.
And then, like you said, the was it the Avengers?
It was a male and a female.
Was it the Avengers or actually there was an Avengers TV show not related to the Avengers of comics.
Oh, no, I'm not.
I've not heard of that.
Hmm.
It's not it's not a Marvel.
Not Marvel.
So it's original then Avengers, original Avengers TV show TV show that or there you go.
There you go.
Yeah, I watched this one.
I've never even heard of this one.
Oh, man.
It was a great 1961.
Very classy, very British, very James Bond.
OK, because they had they had gadgets in color, in technicolor.
I've never heard of this.
Very James Bond.
Oh, that's incredibly James Bond.
I wonder if this kind of inspired James Bond.
I'm sure.
Yeah, absolutely.
Look at that.
I mean, champagne bottles, golden guns, hot shots.
This might have completely inspired James Bond.
I wonder when James Bond was written.
I think it was before this.
Was it?
OK.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because Sean Connery was doing with Dr.
No was the first James Bond.
I think that's 1960.
So it's about the exact same time.
I think.
OK, what about comes up with a bunch of different.
We got to be done.
Barnaby Jones.
God, I hated that show.
That was an amazing.
I watched it.
He was a detective, too, right?
Yeah.
I watched them all, but my mom and dad watched it.
But I never.
That was like that was after bedtime.
It was such a great.
It brings up.
Then and and and and and and and.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
See, this one should have been tied in with Quincy.
Listen.
Well, it was.
I bet you know starring real men of genius
I just can't I can't even get close
Well, well buddy Epson so all these women that are buddy Epson
He was on Beverly Hillbillies. Oh my god, hold on
That was William Shatner what?
Oh, yeah sure is what the hell is he doing?
William Shatner Captain Kirk tonight's episode to catch a dead man. Well, there you go Star Trek
We haven't even brought up Star Trek. No
The original Star Trek theme song well, you have lost in space. Oh
Yeah, we got that too. We could go on for days
You know what's weird about lost in space is because even back then they had child molesters on the show with the doctor
What was the doctor's name?
What do you mean? What do you mean as?
Now pull up doctor. Well, hold on. What is it? What are you saying that they that was part of the show that well it was
Daddy he touched me weird
That type of thing. I don't know they always paired up the little boy. Dr. Zuckery with
What are you a doctor see what do they call him so you're implying that there was inappropriateness
so he was the
Hold on. So but they called him something else. It wasn't a
What would it so that doctor the Jonathan Harris? I played him. Dr. Zuckery in lost in space the original one
They always paired up the young boy with him and the and you look at him. Look at the look of the Jonathan Harris
He looks like one of those creeps. I think you're reading into it
Maybe an unfair read into yeah, see if you get a soundbite from that even sounded weird
He's British wasn't he he was like you ever seen a grown man naked
Watch gladiator movies we just covered that at sixteen point one because I edited that I
Had to take out some
I tell you what I tell you what one point. Thank you for doing that guys cuz I was in New Jersey
And I was very thankful that she did that. Give me some listen to it. Well, I'm reposting
16.1 there's to get rid of the 41 burps. Oh, whatever
Lost in space
That was the poltergeist girl. It looked like it. It totally did
Remember the freaky girl that looks at the snowy screen didn't she's dead. Oh
This was a great intro. I never saw this
Really? Yeah, never I watched it if I literally never watched it
Was like a regular thing for me
The whole family comes down a little line
June lock on
Coastal Mark Goddard
Marta Kristen
It's not that great of a theme song though. I gotta be honest Billy money wrapped up in the cable
He was the young boy. I think I think there's there's there's a couple of theme songs that I think
Take me back to a time and one is welcome back Cotter
Well, that one that one that one makes me think of the 70s probably more than most others for some reason
Okay, man, they had John Travolta. They had well, it's also it's also the video of it going down
New York Street in the 70s, which is totally different. Yeah, it's just
This isn't the video but it's the video
It's just this isn't the video but here's the song
Yeah, the actual video of it but Arnold Horschach
I mean, that's a good song. That's a solid song. Yes, it's the song
From that era and the teacher look how diverse that cast is. I mean, it's all of them
We got white black Italian the Hispanic they just have Asian in a Jew guy
In a Jew guy and it's Horschach. He's Jewish, right?
Yeah, yes
Well, you know the the teacher was
Cata did you ever watch yo, mr. Cotter?
Taxi a few times. That's a good theme song too. Though. Yeah taxi was I like taxi
The the I mean that was they had the some of the older actors in there in taxi Joe Hersch
That's where that one comedian Vladka
I can't remember the guy's name
With a comedian he was Vladka. He was from Russia. So Mike, did he walk around and his little overalls?
I hear the voice. It was it was Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman. Yeah. Oh, he was a
He was
Weird he was an eccentric right?
Comedy, this is the other one of God
this is the other one that takes me back to that time because you'd see the New York or the cars and just
Right what 70s look like right? Right? Right? No, it's judge Hersch. Then they had a hot redhead Merleau Henner
Did you go this is a taxi taxi? Yeah, this is theme sound for Tony Danza got a start in here
Yes, just taxi Christopher Lloyd. How about mash?
That's a depressing song. You ever hear the lyrics of that song? Hey, you know, hold on but Danny
Met his wife. Let's skip that. We have perm. No, it's a good song, but it's called
It is kind of pressing
No, the name of the song is something suicide
So there's actual lyrics to this this was a song before it was a theme song
My parents this song brings definitely watch this show find this song with lyrics hold on
Why do we want to hear about the depressing lyrics? Well, I just want I just want you to hear the difference
So the song reminds me being in Germany suicide is painless it's very sad
Suicide to that suicide
Life is like a big merry-go-round. You're up and then down you're going in circles trying to get to where you are
Everybody's been cutting you out. But where are they now sitting in the same old place?
Just faces in the crowd. We all make mistakes you might fall on your face, but but you got to get up
Sounds better in the when there's actual song, but
Basically, you know cuz suicide is painless. Yes, you aside is painless right there
That's awful. I don't know if they're gonna have that. Oh, maybe they will
What the visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me
They're a lot of characters look at the Twin Towers Wow
Here we go
Oh
Alan Alda
The song is real corporate Maxwell the the guy that was so the act like he was gay so he get kicked out of the army
Jamie Farr
Yes, oh, he was definitely trying to get kicked out
Never let him get kicked out and the doctors were was Alan Alda. Who was the other doctor David? It was a major Charles
Honeycutt
And the doctor's were was Alan Alda. Who was the other doctor David was a major Charles honeycutt
BJ honeycutt
He had Winchester
That character was swapped out as well because you had Winchester and the British guy in the second half of the series
And you had another guy. I can't remember the guy's name
Frank Burns Frank. Oh, yeah
They did they swapped out the actors on
Different characters. It was a different character, but there was a big change right? I remember that
McLean Stevenson huge change. I remember watching the one where McLean Stevenson the general or whoever the leader of that base
When he got okay, my term is up Sherman. He flew out and he got shot down died in the show
Yeah in the show. Yeah, so they killed his character as he was done with his service and there if he was flying home
Why would they do that? I don't know man. It's unnecessary
Just let him let him go off and be happy, you know
They shot his head down. That's hardcore. Well, it's just it was real. It was reality
Well, I mean, it was it was a Korea or Vietnam. It was Korea Korea. All right. All right. Let's do
Hogan's heroes. Yeah that show to back up a little bit. I mean it's got it's it's nostalgic and
You know, they they did a really good job
with the humor and
Because there were a lot of characters in real life that were very
humor and because there were a lot of characters in real life that are just like them in the field because
Some of those guys the the doctors they were real doctors and they were volunteering to go over there
and so that was a big deal for them and that's why they they were sneaking the bottles of booze and
Stakes and they had the little thing coming in because they were a trauma unit
Yeah, and that's what they they that's the whole thing
I mean imagine they were all they did just a long waiting for
Emergency evacs they were people that were shot on the other side of the line
Right on in the safe zone in the quasi safe. Yeah
Where they it's just you know, they were stuck right below the crossfire so that
Every now and then shit we get close. I remember. Yes, no you close but yeah quite on them
You know and that was real stand for is a it's an act an acronym
It stands for mobile
Mobile something I don't know
Let's see what that
Let's see. It's a mobile army surgical hospital. There we go
mobile
Mobile surgery so the mobile army surgical hospital refers to a United States medical unit serving as a fully functional
functional hospital in combat area operations the units were first established in 45 and were deployed during the Korean War and
And in some later conflicts, but it was
They got rid of it after a while
Obviously I think right before Vietnam
I was going the Korean War was nestled right there in between World War two in Vietnam was in the 50s
So it was yeah, what was the the range was it a five-year war a three-year war?
I think it was longer than that. Was it really I think was when when did the Korean War start war was I?
Remember it being like five years after three years. So it's three years fifty two
I guess fifty three or fifty four right good and I went in fifty
Damn, I mean like fifty to fifty three. So so World War two wasn't even like done for yeah, it was what?
Forty-five when that and five years later here we are again, right?
I mean and this one was a totally different well the Korean War lasted three years
Right it began in fifty but five years after World War two ended
Right. Yeah, and the and this was the general the premise. So stop the expansion of the statistic here
North Korea, you know the in three years
that war claimed the lives of
millions of
millions of Korean soldiers
millions it says right there in
civilians on both sides hundreds of thousands of Chinese
Soldiers and only thirty six thousand US soldier thirty six thousand is tremendous. That's a ton
Millions guys in a twenty year in a twenty year Afghan war. We lost three was it three thousand US soldiers
In the Afghan War we just finished it. Yeah finished
I
Think it was three three thousand soldiers. So put that in context. This is a three year war that we lost thirty six thousand thirty six thousand
And Vietnam we lost millions
thousand dude
Millions I'm still not over that. Can you imagine with if that war and look I'm thinking from a population perspective
Right. Can you imagine?
Exponentially the population of that region had those millions of people not died, right?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, and Vietnam was easy. I don't think Vietnam was much different. I think it was like two million Vietnamese and
58,000 US soldiers. Maybe that's what it's all about. Maybe we're taking this vaccine as as we're
worth the sheep going to the slaughterhouse for all of us the
Wrongs that we've caused, you know, I mean think about it. No, no because you mean yeah, what do you because the elite is
getting rid of us
Meaning I mean right now the Congress there in other words
They're treating us like we treated like no no no changes subject kind of like took a big left turn
I'm just saying that there's a there's a world order out there and
There are folks that do not have to take the vaccine and who are those people?
The elites the government that's right. Does the Congress doesn't have to take the vaccine or their aids
What the fuck?
How is that even possible? They're making ten hundreds of millions of Americans
Forcing them to take the vaccine except Congress doesn't have to explain that to me
It makes no sense
That should be that should be the biggest hypocrisy outrage and the country should be just up in arms about that
No one's talking about no one's even talking about
That is insane. Well, all right. Let's get back on theme shows. That was much more fun
Yeah, I got I got one more two more go. I've got two more than I'll be done with theme songs
so one of my favorites is
the love boat
I think it's a classic. It's classic. It's a classic. Yeah, my parents watch this watch the shit out of
Every every friend or whatever lo
Well, then that also is the plane the plane which one is that island? Okay. Well that one too then
Well keep playing. Oh the girl shit you Jeff's like come on. Keep playing. Yeah, I had the hots for the girl
I did when I was young really on Julie Tews. I must have been
Six or seven years old
That's how I know I'm heterosexual
How old do you think he was there
Captain 45. Yes. He was he was like in his 40s. Okay. Really? Yeah. Look at me
I
Didn't this show go first and then fantasy island followed it. Yep in the programming anyway
I don't remember I watched a lot of the fantasy island shows. Don't get me wrong. I don't remember the theme of fantasy island
I don't either I just remember the plane to plane and you say well, let's play a fantasy island theme song now
now tattoo
Tattoo was his name tattoo. Yeah, who was tattooed the village of was he a little person? Yes
No, he's midget. He's midget. That's the same as a little person. No, no, no, no, this was the 70s
You can call the midgets back then
Okay, if this were in the 90s
Was about 45
They have a movie I guess he lived the hardcore bachelor life who did her like a bio
There's a documentary or a movie. Yes. You talking about the tattoo dude. Yes, the young guy
Yes, he killed himself did but I think he lived life on the edge
Okay, why are we not hearing a theme song oh
I think it's after this is it? Yeah, I just did because I usually do a little intro. There we go
This was actually kind of a fun show it was there's a new fancy island out now
What was the premise of it? So it was a therapeutic it was a therapeutic for couples
They would learn how to fall in love with each other
Well that not just that it's fantasy island and then people would have like their famously come true like oh
I want to go treasure hunting or I want to be a bank robber
But something would always go sideways to go. Yeah, I really don't want to be a bank robber or something
Plus during the halloween it always had the scary
So he's all the way up in a fucking four story tower. It was like a supernatural
Yes, they got to live out whatever fantasy they had. Yes. Yes, and there is some super naturality to it as well. Okay
I think that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah
I think that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah
Creepy
Okay. All right, we can move on. All right. So what was the second one you had you had love boat?
Cheers. Okay. Let's do cheers. Cheers is class. That's a good one
Yeah, all right, and we'll we'll each do one more and then we'll move on to a new topic, but this is fun
This brings up memories. This is the kind of stuff that we we we think of right?
when
uh
Now this is another one again the streets and everything right and this is another one where they
Switch look at the karaoke. Remember when they switched the actress from shelly long to kirsty alley. It was a different character
I know but yes
and big difference and
Uh coach and woody harrelson
Coach died and they brought in woody harrelson
I didn't know woody harrelson was on the show. Yeah, that's where we got a start
Yeah, what he was like he was like the the idiot
bartender
But you weren't sure he was an idiot
You're kind of like I don't know there could be light at the end of that tunnel, but right
It was a great show. I remember he came up with a drink. They were like, hey, let's come up with a drink
He came up with a cucumber drink
And everyone hated it. It turned out at one
some sort of uh city contest
All right, you get one more shawn and then i'll do one more and then we'll move on to a new topic. Um
Well on this theme it was the hill street blues. I mean that was another classic song theme song
I mean if you're talking about theme songs, not necessarily the the sitcom itself
I mean the hill street blues was a was a great theme song. I mean hawaii 5-o was another tremendous theme song
Yeah, you know, yeah. Oh
That's a great theme song
it's
I mean and it's simple
Look at that car that is not it that's like oh there you go
You're about to get violent
What a tone what a tone again, I know this one but catch that tone change right there
Never watched the show but I know the thing I never watched it but I know exactly right I know it as well
It was the it was uh, it wasn't funny. I mean it was uh, it was a cop drama. It was like nypd blue
It was good. No, this is one of the pioneers of the the cop shows probably
All right, we're gonna do a vote on on finishing on the final one. All right, we got three's company
Hawaii 5-o or giggling gilligan's island or wkrp in cincinnati
Oh shit, you're making this hard. What about gilligan's? No, what about uh, first of all, fuck
Was hogan was hogan's heroes fuck hogan's heroes. Why?
I mean I like them, but I mean for choosing. Yeah, you're just shooting down everything i'm saying I vote for wkrp
I don't like that vote. Yeah fucking homer. What's your vote?
Um, let's go with three's company. Yeah, i'm on board with three's company. That's it. Let's finish on three's company. That's more of a
He was such a freaking goofball, but he was funny as hell
Yeah, john ritter and john ritter was a huge loss man. He's dead huge loss
Yeah, he died young too, didn't he? He did. Yes. I forgot how he died
I thought it was uh, I don't know his aorta birth. Is that what happened? That's what I thought
Dick cheese
Oh, this is dick cheese version
Okay, this is totally not it
Is it and you ruined our finale cheese dick at night? Oh my god really?
Oh, that's horrible
There it is
Look at those shorts so that's susan summers
And janet somebody uh janet, um, is that her character name janet arino?
No, it's her it's her character name, isn't it?
It's joist the wit
Oh, that's a joist wit joist. How'd you know that?
Susanne summers don knots and then you had larry larry dallas
Richard klein I think is the name
Was susan summers pretty or she just because she's blonde with big boobs. So with three's companies
they actually changed out the
the girls
you know, the ropers was a norman fell and
And this show is so great there's don knots. Yeah, he was the was he the landlord or the the the
He's like the super
Stanley roper and his wife helen who was always horny
She was always horny no, no, but she was
She was always horny and always trying to get after and norman's just like
so hold on so
He didn't like he was kind of like, yeah, he kind of you reminded me like an archie bunker kind of style
You know, so the ropers came they made a spin off of the ropers
Yeah, they did when three's company died because it turned into three's a crowd, didn't it? Yeah
The girls so there was joist wit susan summers
But then later on there was a there was a priscilla barnes played terry alden in there were there just two blondes in there
Some so somebody replaced uh, susan summers. Yeah. Well susan summers got replaced twice because it was uh, there was
Priscilla barnes she left and came back then there was another girl that had big teeth. Uh, jenny harrison
There she is
cindy snow
How difficult would it be to replace some susan summers as an actress? Wow. I mean
I think she was battling a breast cancer or something. Oh during the show. I believe so
That's when she when she started doing the thigh master the thigh master. Remember that? Oh, yeah, she was in her little
leotard, oh, yeah
You're a leotard
That was good stuff
But but it was it was janet. It was the that was the one I was was like, you know
If you had to pick one well, look at helen roper
Andrell lindley
Yeah
Interesting. Yeah, we watched that every week. Oh, yeah every week and then we stopped once
They changed the name of it and they started changing characters
And we stopped watching it. Oh, yeah, yeah, but you know that that show was like from 77 to to 84
So, I mean it
It's a long run, but not just a long run, but you can understand back then they didn't have cable. I mean there was
There were five channels, right? And I mean five
uh, well
Technically they had three back then right, you know, but uh, there were hf
There were some other there there were some alternative channels that were kind of stupid but
In local pbs channels pbs channels public broadcasts. What a great point
I think when I was watching this what kind of tv was I watching? Was it the dial?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they already had vhf. You had channels. Okay, so we still had the we had to tune it
Even that show that early the 70s. Yes
I know my tv was our kids will never understand that not not
Oh, I didn't have a cable to go up to the tv. You had to change the channel
First of all, there was no remote controls and you had to adjust the antenna
You had to you know, if you want to get channel four, I remember dial being there was a tune it
You had to tune it
There was a fine tune in there, but that was more like the the vertical horizontal and then the contrast
And then the color scheme we had a we we we chose to to brighten and uh the the green red and blue
and
Just and nowadays and nowadays we get furious if we see the little spinning dial in the middle of our gigantic
65-inch tv, you know because the the wi-fi didn't catch up or something
And we're like what the fuck is going on? Yeah, we gotta get new internet
I mean, they have no violent. I know they have no
Concept they have no patience either what we went through as kids get up and change the channel
I want to watch the muppets. I remember when we went from our first
Need to go to the kitchen and grab some aluminum foil. We need to extend the antenna
But do you guys remember when you went from the black and white to color?
Yeah, we had a black and white until probably I was like nine or ten. I mean guys that's insane
They're only 50 and they were 19 inch
Yes, big my tv's were so I may have shared this uh story but when uh, well I was growing up we
Were we lived in um, we lived in germany
I remember my dad coming home with the the black and white tv for the first time
Yeah, and but in germany they only have one channel
and
So do you know well they had a problem, but they were in germany didn't run 24 7. It was the nazi channel
Um, well they had the german channel
But as far as like the military the armed forces network that would play and yeah, they would
The channels would would turn off. You know, they would turn on until
Noon and it shut off, you know 10 9 at night something like that and on friday and saturday
They had a bonus, you know stayed on later and then friday morning or saturday morning
It woke up and they had some cartoons for the kids. So he is we were sheltered as kids and
growing up in that you know that
That demand of that need and wanting to see it when we ended up coming back to the united states the first time
We got to the hotel room. First of all, we didn't know
We weren't privy to what was actually going on right where the actual television shows they had available, right?
There's no advertisement says hey man watch fred and barney rubble on this show
So all of a sudden we got thrown into a hotel and we like what is this?
What year color tv what year are we talking about? Um, so we can't say 80
83 82. Oh my gosh, you know and then when we get to the hotel room, there was a box there
Okay, the box went from uh went from uh, maybe it started at two or three and it went to 13
Right and then it started with a and then went to z
All right, and so I remember there's this little dial. It wasn't a dial a rotary dial
It was a a slide and you moved it from left to the right and I remember I put on one of the very first
commercials I saw was flow from um
the no from the uh, the um
In fact, we didn't do that one. We should have that would have been the one of the popular
Uh television shows out there for the theme song. It's the george. It's the benson the the the
Washington the the washers he was uh, the george jefferson jefferson's. Oh that one
Oh that flow that yeah that flow the one that was she was like she was the maid. Yes, and she was just like
We didn't play the jefferson song that one is like got
Up down to the kitchen down down down on the grill go ahead and play it
We're doing a bonus ladies and gentlemen, okay to the top
Okay, I don't know what's happening hurry up and play it put it into this mr producer I hear people in the background
Here we go
Um, see deluxe
Why do you walk like that he's like totally over the top like uh, conor mcgregor that's where he got it from
Conor mcgregor walks like george jefferson george jefferson was a homosexual
what
Which is the guy the main guy? Yeah, he's he's a are you sure? Yes
I just look at that dance you do that at the rebel
I used to watch the shit out of this
Oh, they're the interracial couple yeah
Pushing that agenda
But you know what that was all right
Because they didn't you know jam it down your throat. Yeah
And this guy was a trip. He's me british guy british guy walks in with no one no clothes on
This is a spinoff from the uh, archie bunker. Yeah george jefferson. Oh my god
I never watched that show. I used to watch a crap out of that. Really? I never watched it
Really? I didn't maybe that was an overseas thing
Remember when I came back to the states after five years in indonesia, I had to catch up on a lot of stuff
I never we talked about this before I'd never watched happy days. I never watched there was a lot of shows
I didn't watch but I watched
Gilligan's island I watched
After school in high school, I would go back and watch the reruns of all this stuff, right?
Right hogan's heroes and all that kind of stuff. So anyway, that was good stuff
Wow that in uh, three's company was still going back to that. Oh, I watched a lot of man
Yeah, it was it was good. That was a great show even when they were swapping out players
It was fun off of anything
Off of happy days or anything. Well happy days. Yeah, the joni
Jony and chachi the jony chachi. I don't know if they had a show or if it was a special
What was called jony loves chachi? They had an actual show
I've never watched it. Jony loves chachi. She's dead too, by the way, but
You're like you're like dr death. You're like, no everybody who's no you have a list of people who have died no bedside manner
Well, you're just like yeah
I just what you want me to say. Oh, by the way, she's she's passed
Well, I mean you could I mean we don't talk about because she ran into a hard time. She was homeless for a while
Johnny dead. Yeah, but we don't say we don't say yeah, they're alive. Dad. She dead. Yeah
I fucking killed him. We don't go though. Yeah, the fond you got alive
Johnny, javolta alive aaron moran. Yeah, it's too bad. She you know, what was that ellen travolta? Is that john's mom?
Oh
The hell how about al marino the the sandwich shop gal malanaro?
So scott that was something is alive
So that was something they swapped out in the middle the guy al malanaro that owned the sandwich shop
Because the japanese the japanese guy was the original. I was trying to think who was I thought the japanese guy came second
Oh, I don't know. Good point
I think al malanaro started and then the japanese guy took over
What a very unique face he has al malanaro
Yeah, so where country is this happy days from?
What?
What part of the country was this i mean?
Milwaukee wasn't it? Was it milwaukee?
Because I mean you have like happy days
That's where lavern and shirley was in milwaukee. So wasn't uh happy days in milwaukee?
I don't know. Isn't scott baio a very outspoken republican conservative? I thought so. I thought so
I thought so yes, and he looks pretty good in his
Later years here if I remember correctly, I think I saw something about that
Well, he gets a lot of shit though because he doesn't toe the line. Yeah. Well, you know
Kudos to him. There's a lot more of them out there that are afraid to come forward and I honestly they're cowards
How about that? How about that conservatives in hollywood would be cowards? Well, I mean you look
Like if you're if it's your livelihood and you're making a lot of money, I mean, come on. They're fucking actors
How hard is it right? I mean, i'm sorry for all those actors. That's that like oh my god
Yeah, but we have to work so hard. Yeah
Please fuck off. Yeah, please shut the fuck up
Yeah
It's ralph mouth overrated. Yeah, remember him
I mean I still call people the like like potsy someone acts like a potty shut up potsy
You say sit on it
Uh, yeah
Sit on it
Yeah, what did that mean back then? I'm sure it doesn't mean the same thing as does today like I sit on this, you know
Probably not. I don't know. They were wholesome back then back then. It was kind of like sit on a thumbtack
except for fonzie
Fonzie he wasn't he dated all the young little high school girls. He was like he was he was creep man
He was just like yeah, you know, it was like
High school's like freaking he was like that guy. He was like they keep getting to the same stay the same age
I get older and they stay the same age
Yeah, he was like
Mid-20s dating the little high school girls. Are you doing? Yeah, like my bicycle
So mr
Producer has put the sit sitcoms by a decade and I see brady bunch. That was a great one
Oh, wow, that had a good theme song, too
I like the way they had the the video of they're looking up and down each other little squares
That was kind of cool. That was a great great show
Even the cartoon the jetsons, you know that uh, uh, you know
a good theme
Um
I mean i'm telling you back then they took more pride in the television shows
I mean not like they don't today, but it just
Back to what I said at least in the music, right? Yeah, it was just
Orchestrated didn't mean like green acres. I mean how crazy white trash was that?
Oh every show had a theme song whether it was good or bad every show had a theme song now you may just get a boom
And then the title of the show and yeah
Yeah
I mean everyone knows what that is, but that's not a theme song. That's not a theme song
You know, and I think they do have one. I think they did a much better job back in the old days
We have old man syndrome we do no I I do we're reminiscing
It's completely diluted now. So there are so many networks. There are so many television channels
There are I mean look, let's be honest when you're when you're reaching out for
Um somebody that's going to write a theme song for a sitcom. Yeah, I mean it got slim pickings
I mean back then they had Kenny loggins should be able to come up or something, but they had uh, I mean
They had
Orchestras dedicated. I mean you only had so many themes
Yeah, I think one of the big guys who was doing was his name was mike post because you always see his name theme by mike post
Really? Yeah, he wrote a lot of them
Oh, like magnum pi. I think that was another good one. It's like the uh
The composer for star wars. He did a ton of stuff. He did a ton of stuff. Yeah for so many movies
You know you you were talking earlier, uh, uh shawn about how there was only like one show or two shows
Do you guys remember what would happen when the station went off the air?
It'd have the national anthem. Yes the flag. Yeah
Then we'll go to static. I mean they that's another
Yeah, that's another
Young generation thing. They have no a station went off the air. What does that mean? They did what?
Midnight or one o'clock it did it went you know, they uh, they would do the pledge allegiance sometimes
And I remember they had come up with a song. Have you ever heard the song?
Pledge of allegiance song. Yeah, no, I have no rap
Did ice cube do it?
Dude ice cube wasn't even born in. You have to drop in like a million n words and nf bombs
Pledge allegiance
Like a million n words and nf bombs pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america
And to the republic for which it stands on a nation under god
Indivisible and liberty
justice
for all
Oh
Nice
So he was doing something like that. I was trying to harmonize actually. I started thinking about oh fuck. I I did I say it right?
Did I miss the line? I've never heard the song mispronounced indivisible indivisible. What i'm just kidding
Is it so that it really no i've never heard anybody sing the play that see if that's what it is. It's indivisible
We're the obis
What the hell is this the wiggles it is the wiggles salutes our flag and honors our country written by fran the pledge
I don't think that's what this is bad
Yeah, well, you know what it it you could put a song to any word you could yeah
You know the one I was what if we put it to um, it was very inspirational that would sound gay as fuck
Was it part of the schoolhouse rock?
Remember those
They got rid of some of the schoolhouse rock stuff because they were really explaining like they had the saturday night live
Version of the schoolhouse rock do you remember that?
No, so they had it here it is
Is that the snl one? No, no, this is the i'm just a bill. I will play part of this
I can't hear him
So I mean this was
Every time they explained it and you know, but I I like there was one that we're talking about
The stuff in the refrigerator. I got hunk of cheese and broccoli
I know this one schoolhouse rock
Well, that guy's nose like sticks way up in the air. I don't remember that. All right, so austin put in uh snl schoolhouse rock
All right. Well anyways what they do in this this skit is they talk about
Um how it really works they talk about the effect that the media?
Has on and they talk about the schoolhouse rock how the who owns what?
And they say who owns fox who owns abc and who owns these and they're talking about
And they have all these media companies and they have a big tree set up and they say all right
And who's paying for what they now it's tied into?
You know Rockefeller and the energy and then all right who's supporting who as far as politics and they have this whole thing mapped out
on snl on snl
And then they they banned it
Because it provided too much information
Wow, so I wish we could find that but this is google
It's probably filtered probably that's why you got to do duck duck go
Go yes, yes duck duck go duck duck go
Hey, um, I was talking about the electric company
Oh that was on. That's what I was trying to remember. Yeah, that was on pbs. That had morgan freeman in it
So what that's where he got his start. What was the electric what did they have that made that we would we would all remember
Pack
And shh yeah right here. This is it right here shit. This is the uh, the saturday night live skit where they're talking about
This is exactly it right here
And it is so true the whole thing
And i'm surprised he was able to find
Westinghouse and good old g e oh this is the snl. Okay
Yes, they can use them to say whatever they please and put down the opinions of anyone who disagrees or stuff about pcb
If your lots of cancer that could hurt your body
Like when westinghouse was sued for fraud which time when she made defective votes it was an unreported crime
Or when it was boycotted for operating nuclear bomb plants just to squeeze a dime. That's a footnote by the way
A footnote protects you from folks who doubt what you say
Hey, now, maybe the voices in my head will go away
To corporate welfare
Now they get billions and subsidies from the government it's supposed to create jobs, but that's not how it's spent
Wow
So
B1
This looks funny though
No, it's not not really
That's the thing about it. It's more just like shocking. It's a reality slap, you know
And I think that's what makes it kind of funny
You need to put it on tiktok
There you go go viral and then we can start funding this podcast yeah, it's free bourbon, but you know what
But when you talk about motivation brother, I like that when you look at it from that perspective
I mean it really kind of narrows it down because it's it's hard to really envelop
Everything that's going on and who owns what you know
And when they when you look at it from it's so corrupt silly
It's going crazy crazy corrupt. I like how they tie in the politicians
If you want to get your way get your politicians way
Laid
Don't get them laid. Yeah, that'll work. Well, that's jeffrey. That wasn't sent alive. Are you sure?
Yes, he's dead. Jeffrey Epstein was the uh, the the
He was fantasy island. Yeah
He was fantasy island for the rich and powerful. I just watched a tv show
and
It oh god. What the hell was it?
I can't remember. We just I just watched it and it was essentially the jeffrey epstein
Story, but they changed obviously
you know he was
Getting all these young girls for all these rich men rich politicians that he had all their names on this
Server and they're hunting the server down to be able to get these people. So it was basically the jeffrey epstein story
um in this tv show
It was interesting that they did it that way and did they?
Get the server in the names
Yeah, they did. It'll never come to light. They did and they started uh in the show
So what you got what you're saying? It's just a tv show. It was a tv show. Okay, but their storyline
It was actually over. That's actually the tv show fbi
Because now they have they have three fbi shows now just like the la laws or i'm sorry the law and orders
And it and it went through all of them and in the end it was it was basically the jeffrey epstein story
and uh
In the end they got the server and they started arresting the people who are on it
With all the video feed had hidden cameras and all this stuff never gonna happen in real life
But that's fun to think about all right
So I wanted to back up in the band snl clip where I was stating that the rare conspiracy theory rock
So it was actually from a show called the tv funhouse
So in march of 98 the popular tv show the tv funhouse cartoon segment
I never heard of it was put on saturday night live. Okay, so you have
You have they they were they were embedded in snl. They were the ones that came up with the ambiguous unambiguously gay duo
That's anytime they did a cartoon. It was the funhouse rocker there. Yeah, they had like the
Yeah, they did the do you remember the unambiguously gay duo on snl? Oh, yeah, that was like the cartoon the super heroes
classic
I don't remember it was batman and robin basically and they're like all over each other. Oh, yeah
I remember that yes, that was funhouse funhouse rock or whatever it is
All right, so it aired once with the original snl episodes and was pulled from syndication
They're claiming because it wasn't funny. It wasn't but it got a lot of attention
when uh
When they to me they when they started tweeting about it the cartoon tweeting twitter didn't exist mark moran. I guess it was
well, okay, so
It said unavailable so it said god bless it. The cartoon has since gone viral as a band clip
but according to jj
Uh from funhouse along with the dana carvey show the clip was unavailable from vloom viewing
Funny, so go ahead with the ambiguously gay duo
Oh, we're watching right now looks like bender. Oh god. Do you have audio on that? It's so awful
It's hard to watch
Oh, no, what happened? Look at them. They're all like this they're going what the villains are all like, right?
They just go into the butthole. No one seems to fully appreciate the work we do
What do you mean big guy? I mean whether we're foiling criminals or receiving praise from the authority. No white was
This is funny
Maybe they're jealous
Yes, perhaps friend of friends, but we're going to get some answers where oh no
It's so awful in the crystals here. So they're showing them. Um, oh, you know the skin type leotards on yeah
And they're riding each other just look up and parallel
With ace and gary gone the villains are bound for and you'll it's very offensive
It's not offensive. It's funny. It's not offensive. It's funny. I think it's funny. It's really funny
It'll be offensive to someone i'm sure right? I don't know why it would be take. I mean, why do you see his junk hanging underneath?
I don't know. Look at him. He's like grabbing it is always a little frightening and painful
Sometimes the best thing to do is to not think and just put it in
In
Ace gary
One I mean they just keep upping it and upping it and upping it and just you know what I mean? Yes
Yeah, have you seen did you see the tom brady commercial the subway commercial?
Where they cut him off? No the subway. Oh, yeah where they cut him off. Yeah, he's like, but i'm tuck
But when that bread comes up, I thought that was a big old because I wasn't listening to it
That learned or turned over there. All of a sudden this big loaf of bread comes out of the thing
I thought it was a big ass dick
Yeah, because it looked like it I rewound it. I was like, oh my god, what'd I just see?
And I rewound it and it was it was uh
I mean it was bread obviously, but it looked looked uh phallic. Wow. Yeah
I think you were
Maybe you were hoping it was something
I don't know
Yeah, was this what that one there the top one
The bread one. That's okay. Hold on. It comes out of this i've never seen this
Yeah
forbidden
Oh, i've seen it the new fragrance that says watch subway has so much new
Oh, no
And that's gross
It does
I will never see that commercial the same and now he's smelling it look at him
Oh, that's awful rewind that a little bit
Yeah, that's just and as it comes out now i'm gonna turn away every time I see this commercial
Because these are playing right now during football first of all was just the other day the new fragrance that says right here
The subway has so much
The bread pops out of the little stand you don't think someone saw that like a director went yeah, we can't do that
Why didn't it that should not have passed the sniff test?
And then he sniffs it then he sniffs it smells it. Ah
Cheese and onion. Oh my god
Did you like that what I said to you guys
Hey, that was so gross
All right. Sorry. Never mind. All right moving on so you guys remember
um
well evidently captain kirk of bezels blue origin to send um
William shatner into space. He is going to be the oldest american to ever is he going to be able to physically handle that?
I don't know. He just has to sit in a chair. Well, it's a lot of cheese, right?
Yeah, so the actor who played captain kirk in star trek series is said to embark on a real life journey into space
Well, I don't know. I mean
Don't you have to train and get into shape to go into this? Well, there's not a whole lot of training
He's doing this. He's not in shape. He's doing this on the 12th of october
Like next week. Well, yeah confirmed that william shatner will be blasting off from texas on 12th of october. That's got to be
Intense are they only going like to the
um, like the stratosphere they go 66 miles so they they as expected to last about 10 minutes
We'll take a crew just beyond what they call the carmen line
Yeah, the most widely recognized boundary of space which lies maybe going to 60 miles above the earth
The blue origin said it's vice president of mission and flight operations. It just doesn't count. It's not high enough
If you don't go into orbit doesn't mean shit
Okay, this is jeff over here. Totally like I didn't know william shatter was a canadian
who
I don't like him anymore a canadian actor shatter famously played captain james t kirk of the uss enterprise
He was tj hooker. He was tj hooker for longer. I think that was more popular in boston legal and boston legal
I love boston legal man. He was a weirdo on that show dude. He was like jammy crane
Prison name dany crane dany crane. It was like
Like because he was like he was like kind of local. He was a smart. Have you seen it?
I think I watched a couple he's a really smart lawyer
But he's he's getting older and he started to lose his mind a little bit
So they're the one that they push him through crowds and stuff and he's gonna get his way to the courthouse
They're just like just to say your name just walk through the line. Don't talk
That's like that. They would do with jimmy or dipshit biden biden, you know, don't talk and they were they're like
What do you want me to say just just to say your name? So he goes around the crowd. He's like dany crane
They're asking a question was like dany crane
It's freaking hilarious joe biden and then the uh sidekick
What is the the sidekick that uh, he plays in blackmailed?
uh
Do it?
Um, he's a blackmail boston legal
Uh the his sidekick god bless it. Hold on the sidekick in
Boston legal who's a black. Yeah, he played he played on he was in blackmailed. Oh
Oh, he blackmailed. He was also you say blackmail. He was also pretty in james spader
He's also definitely not a blackmail. No blackmailed the show
Lord wheels are shooting off of this James spader. Uh, I like james. I like him too. Was it in pretty in pink?
Yes, that's where he kind of like started. He was like this pompous. He joined the office
The office the show the office james spader didn't watch it. Yeah
No, no, it was after
What's his name left?
Steve carol
Yes
carrel carrel
I'm pretty i'm almost positive. He was on yeah, he's on the office and he was awesome. Well, look at that hairline robert, california
He's got he's got he's got a very specific
He's really funny. He is I like him. He's really funny on the office
He played the always the big ass douche bully when he was young though
Yes, he did like a pretty typical 80s like i'm a rich little look at him. He's got the nice feathered hair and the
Miami vice jacket and the collar and everything. Oh, he's he's then you look at that. Look at that. Yes
Looks like a thumb. I have never seen
Um, i've never seen him in the office
Yeah, he's he's in there. I was surprised. I was like that's james spader
funny
So what made them do that? And he's also in blacklist
Oh, it's blacklist. What do I say blackmailed? Oh you were saying blackmailed
Yeah, if you had said blacklist, I would have said james spader. Correct. Yeah. Well, i'm an idiot. That's right
He is also the voice of uh
In the avengers. He's really good in black. Yes list by the way
He's really good. His name was ultron
His name was an ultron
Oh, who's that megan boone
Okay
she's a blacklist
She's a blacklist
We started watching that show but I think we stopped I watched about three seasons of it. Yeah, stopped
Which one blacklist? It's good. It's good
We I watched them all we just kind of burned out on it
It went too long. I guess
What was the other show that was like boston legal that had alley alley mcbeal? Yeah, la mcbeal
That was called alley mcbeal. Yes, that was the name of the show. Yes. That was a good one
Yeah, we watched it. We watched all of it. Yeah, we did too. That's where the dancing baby came from the calista flockheart
That's where that video that went viral of the dancing baby. Remember that? Yeah. Yes, that's where that came from was that stupid show
Okay, do you remember when they used to play done done and and and done done and and and barry white?
Remember chaka. Yeah, barry white. Oh, yeah, they played the barry white thing. Yep. It's really funny
Do you know who uh calista flockheart is married to uh hand solo?
That's right, which I watched the other night
Also happens to be harrison ford
Yeah solo was going diana jones
Yes, yeah, it's not peter mcnickel would always have the barry white song going
Yes, because he's like, oh he was a weirdo in that show. Yeah, and then he'd start playing the
Uh the very white song. Yeah, barry mcnickel also he was like the the guy that played on ghostbusters
He was refurbishing the paintings. He had that weird a european accent. Yeah
He was also in numbers
Yeah, he was a good that's a good show too numbers peter mcnickel
Yeah, he was on numbers. That was a good show john cage solved crimes with math
I didn't know that robert downey jr. Played on alley mcbill
Robert downey jr. Was on that show iron man. He was larry paul
Well, how often was he in there though?
um
Calista
Blockheart was a very unusual actress
Like she is one on that show. I mean we we love the show. Don't get me wrong
But she was very unusual
And a very unusual look she has yeah, she kind of looks like a stork or something
It's it's different but at the same time. Well, she always has that smile. Yes plastic or something just like
But still she was very attractive in on that show
I thought
But yeah, she's had a long marriage with harrison ford
And she's aging, you know, that's okay. Wow, what is the age difference there?
16 years. Yeah, we all are that's absolutely true. I have no idea how old well, he's he's like 78 or 79
Yeah, what is he's the age of my dad? Can you give us the age difference between harrison ford and calista blockheart?
How old is she because my sister's like five foot five, which is the same in pete sessions. My my sister's like
when younger when he was
Not quite as old. She's like harrison ford is so sexy, but she's born in 64 because he's the same age as my dad
Who said that my sister so she's uh, right
Her she's born in 64 harrison was born in a big difference 46 or something
42 24 years. Wow, is that right? He was born in 42. He's the same age as my dad
She is 56 he's 79
23 years old 23 year difference
Did they ever have kids because they've been married for a while. Yeah 23 year difference
Did they have kids that's a big difference i i have not heard
Ben ford bill ford george ford and malcolm but they've been married since 2010. So they've only been together 11 years
But I mean that's still a long time in hollywood time. Well 11 years ago. She was 45. So that's
Technically they could still do it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. They have they had kids together or they had kids
They've got one child already
They have one child together. Yeah
And he's already grown like he's already a grown man
He's a grown ass man. He's older than 11
Well, there he is right there. He looks a lot older than 11
So apparently they had the baby before they got married maybe
Pinky pinky
Hmm was he married before he was married to calista. Yes
Oh, he cheated so he had like he has like three or four kids beforehand would harrison would would indiana jones do that?
Would he cheat?
I don't know man. That's kind of
Fucked up
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not i'm not implying that i'm just asking
But you know, that's not important. All right
so
Man we covered a lot
We covered a lot of theme song stuff. We covered I think theme songs pertinent. Uh, I think theme songs pretty much
Oh, it dominates. Oh it it dominates but it's fun. It is I think it is fun. I think I think everybody resonates with that. Yeah
Yeah, I know there's no specific celebrity deaths for us to speak of this time. We covered a lot last time
So there's none of those
Except for aaron moran. So no no significant
Deaths at least folks we know okay. Lots of folks have died but folks that well, that's good
No and talk about I don't I looked before the show and I didn't see anything. That's good
I think that's good
All right. Any other current events that uh, we want to
Touch on before we wrap up tonight. Well, we can do we we spin it a little bit
in
You know as far as retrobutions go
Um, what what is what is fair when you when like there's a tesla you talking about reparations
I would say reparations when when it comes to like, uh, like tesla
Has been sued by uh some
Black person. I don't know if it's male or female right they were mistreated on a hostile
hostile work environment somewhat but it's just like
You know, it's a hundred and thirty seven million dollars that they're getting and i'm thinking. All right
Well, maybe that's a class action suit
And it's not just that person and it it it kind of goes even like it just it irks me because
You know, there are there are plenty of folks out on all over the world that are being mistreated
Yeah, so why does this one person that got mistreated and got busted?
You know get to reap the benefits
Of that not only because I think they filed it at the right time
Well, I just think it's wrong man. I think they found the right time
But so much money so so that their kids their grandkids and their great grandkids never have to work
137 million dollars
That's ridiculous if they don't burn through it
You hear about these lottery people who get three hundred million dollars and they burn through it in like five years
It literally could be gone before they even return it
Yeah, they're gonna buy houses not saying this person will but a lot of those folks they buy houses
I would put a thousand dollars on it that they will. Yeah, they'll burn through it
They'll burn through it like
You put to live it you say i've got 137 dollars. I want to burn through a million dollars and have a blast
You have a lot of fun on a million bucks. I could have a lot of fun. I can a lot of have on
$5,000 that's what I mean. You said let me say all right, i'm getting this much
I'm gonna blow this and get it out of my system and be done with it, right?
You know and look good, but spend a skyway Vegas go to Vegas and spend a hundred grand
Just go nuts. I wouldn't do any of that. I know I I wouldn't either but I was saying
If you feel like you have to no, I think I would I would live this way
I'm doing now. I'd live a step up, but I would not be the first thing you did if you won this because you were
Discriminated against as an older white man. I would pay for my entire family to go visit my dad for his 80th birthday
Your entire family how many people we talking about?
uh
six
maybe
That's not a lot. Yeah, you're talking
What do you want me to say 30? That's your wish list? No, no, no, no, no, I'm laughing because six people times
500 dollars round trip. No first class
Oh
First class, I've got 137 million bucks
Okay, okay
five people times 1500
Six people times 1500 so that's your so you would do a family event like that. That is your go all out
I'd probably say let's go somewhere and do it
Tahoe
That's where he lives. I'd be like transplanting your dad. I'd like fucking send a he doesn't want to be transplanted
I'd send I'd send him a
God damnit a limousine and have him come out somewhere. I'd take him somewhere
I mean, I we'd go somewhere and say all right, he would totally not want you to pick him up in a limousine
He'd be like you're a fool. Oh, he would right, but he wouldn't care. Yeah, he would he'd he'd be like
You're a fool. Yeah, why are you doing this? You stupid? He would get in it
He had to yeah, he probably would then he would depreciate
Open bar. Yeah, I'd do that. I'd I'd pull my whole again. I don't have a huge family
But what would you I mean so that would be your things if you want to whatever that that would be the first thing
You did that? Well, I mean so I mean that's it
Yeah, it's gotta be something else. I mean, it's gotta be I mean you pay off like my house off
Okay, pay all my bills off
So you'd keep this house with a hundred and thirty seven million dollars. You wouldn't sell this house. I probably would I would
I would I
Would I sell my house? Yes, I would sell my house. Why where where where am I going?
That's nice. Well, you would want to go somewhere
That's remote a little bit further out and buy a bunch of land around you
But you have to think of the wife still has to commute to go to work. Correct
Well, I actually have a driver. I I would go buy land immediately and probably build a very nice
Vacation secondary house vacation type home or lake house, right?
But I would keep I would live in the same house. I would go to school
I would 100 live in this I would educate myself and I would go to school and I would I sent all my kids to
School they want I would I wouldn't I'd educate
But what's your end goal with going to school? I would want I would want knowledge
I want to learn how to do so many different things. You could do that besides paying for school
Well, then I would go to the masters and I'd learn from them and I'd pay them. Yeah
Give me an example learn how to money isaac asimov manage money stocks
Just things that i'd want to do i'd want to be smarter in different areas of my life interesting, you know, you can do that now
You don't need money to do that. I agree you can go you can go research. That's just a shitload of youtube or whatever
All right. Well, this is uh, what but what an interesting idea though? What about you paul? What would you do?
You know, I probably would go through a materialistic phase, right?
What we talk about buying lake houses and buying a pontoon boat and
You know stupid shit like that. I would probably go through some materialism
Well, I would and then yeah, I would like you know, take care of all the financial
Liabilities, right a no-brainer. I'd probably stay in the same house. I would actually get the truck. I've always wanted
A tundra like something to come out like like I said a materialistic phase
right
Um, you gotta set your limit though. You say i've got this much money to do whatever I want the rest of it's
over here
And you know what my wife wouldn't have to work like you wouldn't have to either right so we could go travel the world
That's true
That's true. You could move out because no one has to work anymore
It'd be fun i'd still think my kids work though. Yeah at kruger I would
Me too. I would work at kruger. I just I try to get a job for i'd work for free
You would just see you talk. No, you give it back
I would be a walmart greeter after you
Just so you could bitch at someone and you have no repercussions. All right, we could go on forever with this school
Let's let's wrap it up gentlemen. We're already over time by the largest cnc machine. All right you guys. Hey, look, it's october 5
It's dudes like us. I'm sean. I'm jeff. I'm paul
Sean, what was that? I because I talked over you. Let's do it again. Hey, i'm sean. I'm paul
I'm jeff. I'm sean jeff. Oh, we fucked it up
You know to be fair. All right
All right. Good night everybody. See ya to be fair