Shut up what did you want?
See certain door
It's smoky would you do that bottle
Austin has it. Oh, there we go. Oh god. There it is. My corner is brimstone. I smoked whiskey. Yes, it is
Smokey. Yes, it is. So ladies gentlemen
If you read something that says hey, I'm a smoked whiskey
Believe it. Yes, right. It is a small whiskey or a name like brimstone
Be a believer
Brimstone's kind of like yeah, it's a good name for it. Oh look someone
Brought snacky poos
We just had like eight pounds of pork
We really don't need any
And we were talking about to bring some palm fritz being healthy and pique deus
Oh, they so the lovely hostess one just brought in some waffle fries to our podcast and
That was not in the onion strings. Yeah, there's a fried pickles in there pickles
Mm-hmm. All right good
Take as many as you want awesome like all of most of them back all of them take them over here there
Let me have a French fry real quick
Take one more. I took the big one. Oh
D9 it's a good salt faction in there. No, it's good. All right. All right. What we got here. See that's the perfect amount
I'm I'm sad you need to just satisfy could read a half pound of pork
Yeah, I had one pickle and one fry. All right balcony is brimstone a smoked whiskey the nose
All right. So first of all, we went to a different
Bourbon store because we like to we usually go to total one but every now and then we go to a different ones to
Because you know, they have different selection sometimes and this one we haven't seen that total one
It's it says brimstone and every time Paul and I every time we go to the liquor store
We're always looking at Jeff Jeff. Do we have those Jeff? Do we have this?
He seems to be our walking almanac as far as keeping you know based on the the factoid
Factoid walking in cycle, but we like this one. So it's like hey Clifton. We got this over here
He's like, what is it the brimstone buck on is he's like, yeah, hold on. Let me check
You see a five two three five two three six through one. No, we do not
So we ended up picking it up. It's about cone. It's it's a hundred and eight proof. That's what the Jim Beam was
Yeah, maybe this is a hundred six proof
Nice
Whatever. It's it's up there a hundred six. No, no six. Yeah
I do it was one of them was one already when I was on our six over but it says right on there
It's brimstone and it's smoked whiskey
So it comes right out of the bottle visually it comes right out of the bottle. It's it's dark very dark
It's like a fine maple syrup. It's a Bach, you know, it comes out. It's dark and
I kind of like it. You smell it. It's got a huge smack in the face. It's got a wonderful nose
It really does smoke and I was thinking it was gonna be one of the best bourbons. We've or best whiskeys
We've ever tried. I like based on the nose. I like it. Yeah
I mean you guys are kind of like it's too smoky. It is too smoky, but it's still really good
It's rich. It's very rich
So the smoke the smoke kind of turns me off of it
So the nose is confectioners sugar cold smoked butter corn husk
Barbecue pits stone fruit chili peppers and graham crackers. I think barbecue pit is a good descriptor
I think it's pretty much just 99% barbecue pit. No
Hold on hold on. So something I taste different in this one other than the barbecue pit is the chili peppers
You smell them? This is the nose we're talking about. I can I can taste the chili peppers in the front of my nose
And on the tip of my tongue. Okay. All right, well we'll get to the taste
Nice. The taste is candied oak smoke
English pipe tobacco, nail butter
Orange marmalade fruit cocktail sweet tea and chili peppers
The only thing fruit cocktail about this was the way you danced around saying you didn't like it
Really? Really?
What? And the finish ladies and gentlemen long dry finish herbal and mint ends in a mineralness as smoke returns
So I think the key throughout the nose taste and finish is smoke
Well, that's the key. It says Texas smoked oaked whiskey
Right. Look this and they're using like weeds to smoke it here's shrubs. Here's the thing they they
Look before they smoked this thing. It has been noted that it is a an extremely sweet
base
And they took that sweet base the the fruit cocktail base the orange marmalade base
And they they had to tame it
And they smoked the shit out of it. They smoked the shit out of it. They were like, yeah, fuck it
Let's throw this in there. Let's throw this
You know what? How about some graham crackers? Let's put some of that in there
Well, you know
It just it just may be it's a type of it's a type of whiskey time
This is the reason why we don't have video because you you can watch the the the the aptitude of paul just swirling no
Like three gallons of water and yeah, not just that is the way he's trying to it's like a
Monkey trying to reach her into a tree. I got it in there didn't I?
Oh, yeah, I was like putting a square in around the ice was stuck together and it didn't go through the top of my little
What do you call it?
Lincoln
And then I just kind of finagled it in scale to one to ten. So you rate this bourbon
I'm gonna go with a four. I'm three
I'm gonna go with a five
But it may be one of these that we have to
Get used to get used to
to appreciate it because
When we first started doing this bourbon adventure some of these bourbons, there's no way I could have drank and liked no way
Right. That's good nose mill. I wouldn't have liked some of the higher proof ones. We I wouldn't have liked
And maybe this is just another another one that we just because the one we had last week the the smoked high rye
From high west this may be something that um, some of that smoked cigars might enjoy some of that's got a name
It's got a natural palette for smoke
Could be I don't have that. You know what this would be amazing in is chocolate hot chocolate
Maybe it could you if you mix this with with even even just regular chocolate milk. What about a coke? Good God, man
I don't know. I don't know. Oh, ding things an alcoholic would say coke smoked coke
I think it would taste great in hot chocolate. Anyway, uh, I just say but I kind of agree
What I can imagine taking some hot cocoa and throwing down some oh, yeah
A shot of that in there. Yeah, this could happen. I think it would taste great
Well, if we break it open once the weather gets cold in january, we're doing it. Well, because we're not touching this bottle until
We have another 80 we have to go through first to get to this one again
All right. Anyway, so that is the uh, the opening the opening. We keep seeing bourbon. That's a whiskey
So it's not a bourbon. It may be a very good bourbon for the folks who like the smoke whiskey or whiskey
I'm sorry. I'm not a fan of it yet. I'm not either
Does it mean I what are you talking about this specifically this? Yeah, this
Care for the high rye last we get it because the smoke is just too strong for me
Well, I told you that that taste so my brother sent me from tucson a a uh
Delta mesquite mesquite smoked uh whiskey and it was
I mean it was like was it like this? It was like drinking campfire mesquite wood
Wow, I mean it was like a spire put in there. Yeah, it was ridiculous. I was like I couldn't finish it
I I actually eventually it's very rich bailed on it. The the taste is very very strong ridiculous
Yeah, I mean it's something you have to put into
Your
Hot chocolate or into something else. I don't know. I mean maybe if you're sitting around a fire
Campfire if you're camping or something like that and you have this because you got the smell and all that stuff
Maybe maybe this would go down at least
Uh for me you finished all the other bourbons that you had could be could be
Look, i'm gonna do something that we're trying not to do but we got to talk about it a little bit because we
We do we do
Biden was in at the un today and did he do a great job? You know, they said he was on top of his game
Well, he was able to read pretty low. I'm kidding. He was able to read his uh, his his teleprompter
Yeah, the teleprompter, but you know, look, here's the thing
I mean he's he's saying the president joe biden declared tuesday today the world is
An inflection point in history really
Urging countries to join the world
Inflection point in history really urging countries to join forces to tackle threats such as
climate change
which has been debunked by
the
Top specialists in fact, they the only thing that can contest it
Is the what is the word when you have a general poll consensus? That's it
Yeah, there's a consensus that well, there is no consensus in science. That's my point. I said yeah, right
There is no consensus. There shouldn't be either is or is not so whatever
So his first one is urging countries to join tackles to threaten to tackle threats such as climate change, right?
pandemics
Which this is a pandemic going on right now, but it was man-made right and it was purposely let loose it was
Okay, so and corruption
corruption
The fucking poster child for all three
Especially corruption hunter biden
And his relationship in business dealings with with china and biden's i mean joe biden and then he continues to
Are you kidding me to stroke his penis by saying having ended a 20 year long relentless war in afghanistan?
Oh, what is this united states is ready for a new era that it tends to be face modern
transitional threats through diplomacy development and aid in
Partnerships no not military force you blow them up and you know, what's funny fuck the the 180?
Representatives at the un are rolling their eyes. They're just like this 100%
We need to take over now before he's gone
Well, the our enemies are right. Yeah, china's like this may not be a better time than ever than to strike now
Right, and you know where they're gonna start first kaiwan and then what are we gonna? He's not gonna defend taiwan
Well, then he goes a little bit further out
No, but then they go is it taiwan protected by the un?
No, they're protected by the united states
Well, the un no, I think it's literally the united states
Well, like we we signed a treaty with taiwan that we would protect them. I may be wrong on that
I don't know, but I think that's literally I think there is a treaty between
uh taiwan and united states anyway, but all right, well even okay, so here here just the fact that we
Treaty on that. Well, look, let's just play devil's advocate here. Uh, so even if um, let's just but
because of policy
Uh, let's just say we did we we signed a treaty with them and we'll protect them
Well because we protect them then we're automatically
The un should be protecting we should come together. No, I don't because it's it's all it's one for all and all for one
What's nato right? Um
That's the north atlantic treaty organization. They do nato is like that. I don't know if the un is necessarily like that
NATO is so you've signed a pact with all the nato folks countries that if
Russia decides to attack but this is china. This is the opposite, right?
So I know but there is no
So mr. There is no nato on that side of the country. Yeah, but I just thought the un would be joining in
Oh, yeah, they're a bunch of corrupt motherfuckers, too. Well
Yeah, I think the un should be disbanded. Oh, yeah. No, it's a hugely corrupt organization
All right, so i'm wrong about taiwan. So mr. Producer put some stuff up there
I mean we have a policy of recognizing that that that china does not have sovereignty over taiwan
And we have said multiple times that we would defend taiwan
But I don't think we have anything officially on paper like a nato alliance or any sort of treaty or alliance that that makes us
It was the uh, who was the putz the movie star that had to say that taiwan was a country and then had to come back
And be like, oh, i'm sorry, but he had to say it was john cena john cena
What a putz
Yeah, that was with his fat. Well, did you see what the secretary of state did?
He said he put out a uh, uh, he put out a tweet that said we stand with the people of taiwan
And then he had to he deleted it and replaced it with a a softer tone
Our secretary of state
We're not talking about a blinking. Yes. We're not talking about a politician or I mean a
A movie star or some you know basketball gm like with the rockets dera mori or this administration's a bunch of
There's the biggest bunch of wusses ever and it's dangerous
dangerous
Yeah, these countries are going to figure out again. They've got another
Three years to do whatever they're going to do. Yeah
I don't know and i guarantee china's thinking shit, man
This may be the time because just like russia took on kremia
Right took over kremia and obama did nothing and now kremia is part of russia, right?
China's thinking this might be the chance that this is our only chance
Because if trump comes back into office, we have a major problem
But then we gotta wait another four years. They have a major problem. They have a major problem. Yeah
I mean there and I guarantee I think if uh if trump and look even if trump doesn't get into office, you know, uh,
This is just it man. There are so many people out there that are idiots
And I feel like don lehman saying this right now calling the other half idiots
What what are you referring to? I'm referring to the democrats. Yeah, I don't mean to call them idiots
But what i'm saying is that?
Look if the polls are correct, which I I don't want to think they are then half the country likes biden
Yeah, they do. Well his approval rating is extremely low right? Oh, yeah. No they
Democrats were upset with biden no question about it
They voted for biden to get out of trump. That's right
And I don't think they necessarily wanted biden and they have buyers remorse. Yeah, they didn't really want him
They just didn't want but I don't get it while they I just I don't understand how it is that they they
Is it because they were tweets?
Yes, I mean, yes
I hate it, too. Yes, that's why and he's still doing it like he's still
Disparaging and making an ass of himself and still saying stupid shit
Well, he's never gonna and calling people names and calling people names
He's never gonna and calling people names and calling uh biden a fool and I mean just he doesn't he's he's not gonna change
And I like I don't want I like it. Well, dude. Look he's stomping on the ground
Okay, but it's divisive and it's hateful that some folks can only walk on and I think that's a dr
Dre phrase, but my point
Is he's he's taking the bull by the horns. Yeah, and you know, hey, I can't do this. Uh, guess what?
I'm gonna do that. You know what? I mean he he the the courts the the abraham accords, you know
He knocked that shit out, you know
North korea, right first president crossed that line. Come on who does that right?
I mean, they're not gonna give him props. No, they're not they won't but you know, they need to the world
They won't needs to I think the thing with trump is he doesn't give a shit
Who he tramples on I know
if he if he just had an ounce of diplomacy and and
And and whatever, you know dignified dignified presence. I think he has that he doesn't I think he has that to a degree
Especially when he and he speaks with people one-on-one though
Yeah, I would when I when I see that when he visits folks at the hospital or he's authentic or he he's correct
He's authentic. You know, you see that he he he you know
Like the fireman will be lining up on when he's driving by he'll stop he'll get out of the car
Yeah, and talk to him. Yeah, just like at the 9-eleven
Ceremonies that was great. He went to the fire departments. Yeah and talked to them there awesome
He didn't make a big speech but he went and talked to them because I think he's he's authentic and he cares now
I think at that level
He has the the dignity but when he gets out
In the world. Yeah, I think he kind of I know I kind of hate it kind of lose it a little bit
I think I think that I
Like it. I like the fact that he's got a set of balls on him
I wish you'd keep his mouth shut every now and then yeah, but uh, it's
It doesn't bother me. Bottom line is it is your job as the commander in chief and to represent the United States
To represent all of the United States and to unite the country. It is your job to do that
I mean and you're not always successful because I know there's major differences in
Is is that he's got to make an effort. He's being attacked non-stop
by the left and worse than than any president has ever been attacked ever from even before he got into office
They're accusing him of bullshit
I know and he did take it to the day that he get out of the office in January 6 insurrection
Which was bullshit again the whole thing with both and he he's been declared innocent of all that
I think I think the difference is we're not used to people fighting back
Yeah, and he's fighting back. He's not putting up with it. Well Bush put up with it
The other Bush put up with it Clinton didn't have to do was it Obama didn't have to deal with it
I know I guess I guess what it is is I yearn for the days when politicians got along right and then you had a
President that could unite the country, but honestly, I don't think it's possible now
I think this country is so divided and so hateful there's towards each other this part too much power at stake
Yeah, it's true. Yeah, there is and and there's so much lying going on
The Biden administration is lying through their teeth and they're setting up this whole apparatus to stay in power forever by
Importing millions of you know, everything we've been talking about right? So I am absolutely okay with 200,000 people coming up from the south
every month
200,000 a month
Anyway, so I'm okay with with with Trump coming in there and putting a stop to the fucking madness. I'm okay with it
And at that point, I don't care about the tweets. I don't care about who we can't tweet anymore
We have got to stop the madness
Yeah, and and and I'm a hundred percent on board with doing that. Yeah, so I tell you what whatever
Republican president gets in their necks whoever that is is going to get as much shit as Trump did. Oh, yeah, DeSantis
He's not gonna run. He's already made that clear, but he would get torn up. He's already getting torn up everyone
Hold on. He made that clear. Yeah, he said no. Yeah, I don't know where that's coming from. I have no interest in it
Santa said that well, I bet I bet there's there's there's backroom deals all the time. He's young
And it's three years from now. So so there's a lot. I also think it could be a ploy
I'm not gonna run so you don't start digging into my shit ragging me over the coals for
Three years, right? Right, right. So I'm gonna say I'm not even gonna try so they're gonna kind of yeah
We're gonna bug you because you're the Florida governor
But we're not gonna dig into your shit if you were a presidential and try to just credit you way beforehand, right?
They're digging into a shit anyways. Well, I know but there's I think there's a different level because they saw him as a
He could be the next president. So we need to dig into him really deep. Oh now he says he's not interested
So maybe we don't have to go quite as deep and drag it. Who are some potential presidential nominations?
Well, it's not only Nikki Haley. I think she screwed herself by dogging Trump to a liberal
Journalist I think Trump I think Trump is a frontrunner. No question about it. Well, didn't he came out and said he's running
I mean, he's gonna run who techers
What I didn't hear that. Yeah, Trump did when yeah, he said I got you don't worry
I've got some good news coming for you. And then he came out and said he has no choice
What is this? It was like a lesson a week ago. I might be crazy. I didn't hear that
Yeah, he said he's basically gonna gonna run
Yeah, so yeah, I think I think Haley I think
There's some there's some but then Ted Cruz. He said Ted Cruz not to Santos. He said he's done Nikki Haley
There she is. I wish she had not screwed herself then you're the governor of
Yeah, Dakota South Dakota trustee gnome. Yep. I like her. She's pretty. He is pretty that too
She's she's one of those Bisquick face women
If she takes like a spatula and a bunch of Bisquick to put her makeup on oh, you think she's like, you know, can't look like it
Really? But say
Pence oh
Pence has said that he's going to run. Oh
Really? Yeah, I don't know why what a waste
Yeah, I don't see him being the vice president if Trump gets a nomination
He will not be the vice president. No, because he's angry at him not backing him doing the
Turn the what? Yeah
You know what? That's not angry with Pence. That's what led up to the
January 6 deal what they were doing inside the house when that whole protest happened was they were protesting and
challenging
the
electors correct
the electors from the
electoral college
and so
apparently Trump was saying that
Pence had the power to
Basically invalidate the election the electors votes, which would have made
Would would not have made by what did he know? He's he was like brother
I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole and I don't blame him
There's never been any precedent for that in in American history
So he would have been way outside the swim lanes to yeah to take it upon himself to like change the election
Yeah, yeah, I would not have done anything. Oh hell no. No, you don't do that. I
Think Ted Cruz this Josh Hawley. He he was was he
Is he an ex-seal? Oh
Holly Josh Holly. I don't know
Or he or marine or something
But I like him roll down for us, please. I know Sean said
Oh god, what's the guy's Dave Sean?
Trey Dungan oh
Trey Trey Trey gowdy gowdy. Yeah. Oh, he got right
Yeah, they're going through the entire list of people none of them are gonna run was that Mitt Romney
I tell you what that guy right there. I'll meet Romney. Oh, sure
Yeah, the fuck off the screen you are you are not a republican sack of shit
The black guy. What's his name? Okay, Tim Scott. He's good. He is good. He's really good
Well, he gave the he gave the state of the union rebuttal didn't that's right. That's right. Thank you
Yeah, he's really good. I'd smart. I'd vote and then of course, you know
They got all racist on him and called him uncle Tom and yeah
And all this kind of other stuff. Yeah, he's he's he's really smart. He comes from humble beginnings
and
I agree with a lot of what he says. Yeah, isn't it amazing how the left is so
You know woke and so racial
Oriented and then as soon as you have a prominent black person representing
Conservative ideals or republican ideals. They are white nationalist. They get crazy racist
Well, just like Larry Elder out in California. There we go. They called him the black face of the republican party
And he had the the white lady the gorilla face throwing eggs at him
Yeah, and they were just calling him. Oh, she was a mentally unstable person. No, she was probably a racist
100% a racist. I mean unbelievable. Yeah hypocrisy is
Unbelievable. Yeah, it's amazing. All right, he's good. I forgot about him
He'd be a strong candidate
He'd be a good he'd be a good vp if trump gets a nomination who is tim scott. Oh, yeah
Yeah, imagine
I I know she shouldn't have blown it but nicky haley presidential candidate tim scott vp
That would have been cool. Yeah, but I think she ruined herself. She ruined her chances. What about huckabee?
No, I don't think he's even not in the list
Well, I mean he ran back he's not on the list but he'd be a good candidate
He's not on the list, but he'd be a good nomination. Well his daughter's uh, the the one before
She was the press secretary sarah huckabee. Yeah, she got made up so bad because of the way she looks the press
The liberals just are you talking about the press secretary the press secretary?
Who was extremely good at which she was good. I'm sure the look she was
Large boned or big boned or whatever you call it
Oh, yeah, they were ruthless. They were ruthless and here we go
Uh, once again, just like I was saying about you know, the the left
Judging people by the way, they look I mean, yeah, even on snl
They're supposed to be women's rights and and feminist because yeah, what's his name scott spice sean spice sean spicer spicer
You know, he was uh, he was he was spread secretary. He's kind of a pushover and uh
And then when sarah huckabee took over, I mean she's she's kind of a dominant force man. Yeah, she held around
Yeah, sarah huckabee. She was really good. She's she's running for governor. I think arkansas
I love it. No, she's being groomed. She's being groomed for sure. She's gonna be running for uh, some
She's gonna be running for president. Yeah, I love it. Yeah this lady here
Yeah, I mean she's so that's huckabee's daughter. Yeah, that's his daughter. I didn't know that. Yeah
Yeah, sarah sanders and they were so mean to her. She's smart
Yeah, even the the press dinner where they had the you know, where they do the comedians what they call that the press uh, it's a
Yeah, it's the you know, they had the the the committee up there that yeah the correspondent they had this committee on there some
some
She oh my god, you know, there's it's just it
There comes a point where kind of like dude, that's too much. Yeah, that's too much
When you make it was there when you're body shaming they were body shaming
Yeah, I mean and she's saying that she put her eye
Uh her her mascara on not her eyes or but eyeshadow on with like a black cigar
Ash, you know, it's just like and she's there. She's there sitting there at the table right next to her as she was doing it
unbelievable
Their their treatment of of of huckabee of sarah sanders unbelievable
Anyway, so she's only 39
Wow
Yeah
She's just qualified to be so much hypocrisy coming from the bullshit left
And when you see that hypocrisy, you you know that they do not they're not sincere
Well, you know what they're not sincere about anything. They really want or what they're really fighting for one
Bullshit. Yeah one thing that i've always noticed and I and I tell this to my boys. I was like
The the the democrats they appear to be the party of tolerance
Yet, they are the most intolerant of any opposing view intolerant and fascist
Fascist and and they are the ones who want to keep people in these race buckets
Whereas
I know me I could give a shit
But they want to say
You're black. So you have to think this way you're mexican. You have to think this way
Just like biden says if if if you don't vote for me, you ain't black
right
I think
They're trying to do everything they can to separate us. They're segregated. They're the ones who keep talking about race. Yep
Stop talking about it. Everyone just becomes who they are. Yeah
Right, that's all become colorblind and treat people for the for the talents and the character that they are
Yeah, and nope and they're not on board with that democrats are the pottery party of intolerance
100 percent
I'm sick of it. I'm sick of talking about it. Me too. Well, you brought it up
You did I did I said I wanted to touch on a little bit because I was thinking you know
What this sounds like some sort of I mean just the way shit is nowadays
I mean, it's always I mean just the whole fuck up of getting the people out of afghanistan just reminds me of a horrible
Action movie, you know, just like it's absolutely gone wrong. I guarantee they'll make a movie about it. They did the benghazi thing
Oh benghazi, which was good. Remember how angry we were about we were about benghazi
That ranks second to the whole black hawk town over that one. Oh black hawk down was fun
Did you yell at the screen in black hawk down? I was pissed. Yeah. Yeah, what was the actor's name?
a blonde hair dude comedian as well
Comedian well not comedian, but he did a lot of comedy movies pearl harbor
Hold on. Am I thinking the right guy the same guy? You have to get it up on the screen there
Oh, what the hell's a black out down black hawk down isn't he the josh?
Black hawk down
josh
He was in pearl harbor
josh hartnett, right
Nice, you nailed it josh hartnett. Yeah
Then you have obi-wan kanobi. He was god. I thought he was someone else obi-wan kanobi evan mcgridder
It's sad that when you like play some character
The rest of your life. That's all you're known as right like harry potter will always be known as harry potter
Yeah, he was in a movie. I just watched called guns akimbo
I recommend it. Was it weird?
It's harry potter with the guy who plays harry potter's in it and it's in the future
I don't know how far in the future, but there's a game
Uh called I think it's called schism and it's basically
These people get picked and they have to go kill someone and it's videoed
It's on tv and there's huge crowds that follow it and everything
It's like a game show
So if you win then you go on to the next one the next one the next one like hunger games
Right and but it's in the city, right?
So it's just like and they I don't know if they well harry potter got picked randomly because he hacked
Someone or he he made a troll comment. He made a comment on some board and he was trolling real bad
He was sitting in his house. He's lonely on his computer. He made this comment
Well, he made a comment to the wrong person. They broke into his house surgically attached these guns to his hands
And he had like 50 bullets in each one and says you are now the new contestant schism and this so he had to go around
And he couldn't use his hands
Because he had to try to get dressed. No, i've not seen that. Yeah, so it's good. It's called guns akimbo
It actually is good. Yeah, it sounds dumb. It well, yeah, it sounds dumb, but it was entertaining put it that way
Okay, he does pretty good. So how does he pee if he had guns on his hands? Well, they show that
They really yeah
Well, yes to yeah
They show him trying to put on clothes him trying to eat
I'm trying to do all kinds of stuff because he's got these guns that are like so he doesn't have hands anymore
Well, he has hands but have a
Guns are like into his hands. Yes kind of they're they're attached surgically to his hands with like wire and all kinds of shit
He can't take them off. Oh, well, so he he's still poopy. Oh, there we go right there
So they're they're like nailed to his hand or I don't know screwed into his fingers or whatever. How bizarre
It's entertaining. You see he's in a robe and he in his big old
beast feet and everything
And he they will not let him take those guns off unless he kills somebody
Well, he has to kill the other person right and it's about and the other guy's trying to kill him, right?
Okay. All right. Well, I could go for that
So it was it looks like he gets upset and tries to kill himself. I see a picture of hit with a gun in his
Yeah, I mean he he's very uh
He doesn't like it and anxious and whatever it was good and that's the girl right there is the one who's he's going against
So, oh it's a girl. Yeah
It's violent. It's very violent and uh, she had guns, uh,
Uh stapled to her hand. Nope. I didn't see that. No. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why does he have that?
She doesn't well because he pissed off the leader of this
this
He trolled the wrong person, correct?
So
It's basically forcing him
To do it, right?
So right I got you. All right. Well, that might be good guns akimbo. All right, it was entertaining
kind of random
Yeah, so it kind of goes into the thing of you know, we've been talking about some movies and
You know, I have the list of uh, I think it's always interesting to to see other people's ideas of what they think are the best
It's like sci-fi movies compared to what you think so I wrote down and this is this is off of uh,
I think it's sci-fi.com or something like that. Okay, so they're number 10 and i've seen all of these
Well, see that's that's already a good sign. Yeah, because there's been multiple times
I've found found a list and I haven't seen seven of the ten. Yeah, so I've seen tells me this bullshit
I've seen i've seen all of these. All right, go so number 10 is district 9 good movie
Yeah, good movie kind of creepy. Yeah kind of well, it's about apartheid and and I found it to be a little tedious
Yeah, it seemed to kind of go on and on and on anyway
It was a good movie. It's a good movie. I thought it was interesting because he turned into one of them at the end
Right. Yeah, one of the aliens. Yeah, it was unique. So the next one is hold on. What was the first one again district 9?
I don't even know what that is. Oh, you haven't seen that. It's a good I think I did
I still recall what it was. Yeah, what was it about? It takes place. There's aliens come down in south africa
and they inhabit and they become like a
Another race another race a low income. They live in this
Oh, yeah
I have seen that one and they and he slowly turns into one the guy the guy the head policeman
Who would go in there and shoot them and kill them and police them slowly turns into one of them
Yeah, I don't remember that part. I don't remember him turning into one, but I don't either. Yeah, he does you see his eye
Yeah, I know I see that. Yeah, but I don't think he I don't think he actually ever went in there and killed him
I think he was like some sort of
Liaison or something. Well, he's a bad guy
Basically, he treated them like shit. Wow that he ended up
Like one of them, right? So
Anyway, interesting. Okay. All right. What's number nine next one is
uh
Children of men
Oh, I have not seen that really good
children of men
It is a sci-fi movie. It's a sci-fi movie. It's about and it's kind of interesting
They don't really explain it. But uh in the future
They're they don't explain why they don't give away too much. We they can't have no one can have babies
Every sterile that everyone was sterile
and
There's one lady
That they found could get pregnant
So they were lining up. Oh
Really? So it's about
It's been a while since i've seen this but it's about uh,
Him trying to get him hurt of safety. Basically, I think is what it is. It's very i'm sure that's what he was doing. Yeah
Okay, so hey, why don't you come with me?
Their future number eight there was something about going on jurassic park
The original sci-fi, okay, i've seen that one. That's
I guess that's sci-fi. That's what early 90s when I came out 90. That was when I first moved down here to texas. I think it's more
90s fantasy
sci-fi to me is like
Leaving earth something outside of earth. Well more like science fiction
Well, you know what but it was science fiction because they were they took the embryos and they scientifically altered the eggs
But to me it's like it has to be something that's like not part of earth like aliens or in space. Yeah, but they had jurassic world
That's interesting
The island was the island of the middle of nowhere. Yeah, they probably had a tough time trying to figure out where to put that
But anyway, I agree with it amazing movie. I when I remember seeing it in the movie theater and I was like
In awe that that tyrannosaurus rex was real chasing after jeff goblins
Oh the scene the scene that blew me away is when they're up in the in the in the attic not the attic but in the
Above the the ceiling and the velociraptor is you know looking for him looking for them
Oh, and they figured out they were climbing up in the crawlspace
Yes
And and the light the light was shining through the grid of the vent and it was shining on the the
Velociraptor's face. I was like
It's real. It's freaking real. It looked
Velociraptor really jumped up there and
Scraped the up. Yeah jumped up and it's crazy. Oh, that was it was amazing and then figured out how to open up the door
So they're they're coming out with another with the original people
Another Jurassic Park. How is that? They're all old. I know but you see original people. Well, that was 93 when that came out. So that was
30 it'll be 30 years in 2023. Oh my god
That's insane. Yeah, that is we're so old
That is that's a way to get so old
That was about ten years ago. All right, number seven number seven back to the future. Great. Yeah, that's
absolutely again sci-fi, you know, but I
I think the I don't know if I'd call it a sci-fi one, but still a fantastic back
What do you mean time travel? But here I am being
But here I am being critical but it was also that was comedic. That was great and at the same time, right?
It's not your standard
Aliens or the way they weave the story, right?
You know and and he goes back and he meets the mom and and then he's how would you deal with that?
You go back and your mom was like hitting on you would you be like and she's hot? Yeah
Well, yeah, but not to him. I would hope not well, you know, of course not. Yeah, but what if he didn't know?
What if he didn't know?
What if he was his own dad? What if he impregnated his mom with two self? Did you just hear me? Yeah
That's what I just said. He was his own dad. I know that's creepy
It could happen
See a new movie. Yeah. Well that's in like Terminator
Remember he the he goes back and he has hate. Well, he copulates with
Terminator doesn't know but in the movie and then he is how Reese the guy the guy that he ends up fighting with
in the
ends up being his son because he goes back in time and
Yeah produces his son and dorking his mom and dorking the mom, right? All right number six number six
This was another good one Blade Runner. Oh great movie. Great movie. I thought it's in Ford
So the theater and what's the woman so the one with the little spiders her name is Sean robot spiders young
Sean young
Great movie. Yeah, she was yeah. It's creepy. It was long. I'm never seen the theater
And I don't think I under quite understood it cuz I was probably 13 or 14 whenever it was like, yeah
There was a lot going on
But I've watched it since then and and it's it's it's really really good and they've remade it. Yeah
Not so good. It was alright. Well, they did a sequel. Well, well, yeah, it's it's they didn't remake it. They made a sequel
That's right. Okay. All right, and I was disappointed. Yeah, and it was Harrison Ford. Well, he was in it
I don't think he had the main part. I think I use some other was the sci-fi movie where they had a bunch of they had some
some robotic spiders a
Arachnophobia, no, those were real spiders
Yeah, I thought it was blood on her spiders. There's not Blade Runner. No, I think you're thinking
Star Wars could be Star Wars. I mean Star Wars and
That was a loss of space
Right. No, I don't know. Oh, no five number five
aliens I
Would almost I don't even care what one through four are I would put it at number one
I'm serious. Yeah, it's good. It's one of the greatest movies I've ever seen if not the greatest movie I've ever seen
Yeah, it was well done from a sci-fi perspective. So it's gonna be barfetched to hear for being better run away
Yep, the producers right that had Gene Simmons in it. It's Gene Simmons and Tom Selleck. Yeah, what the hell good job
It was a good movie. Good job. Mr. Producer. It's five point nine on IMDB, which I wouldn't even Gene Simmons did a good job
Yeah, he's creepy as hell. Did he did they showcase his long tongue? It was scary when he always was always just hanging
every time he talked he was like
They would come after you and they were it was program they were programmed to kill you so they like needles they did like Terminator
I don't recall Terminator having needles. Oh, I don't remember
All right. I don't remember for number four ET not better than aliens. Okay, Esther Tressel
Yeah, I watched it multiple times. I saw ET once
ET great movie though. It really was a changer is it I?
Think I was a game changer from a from a family. There you go a family sci-fi perspective. Yeah game changer
I think it was one of the great movies for a family to come see for sure. It was it's a memorable movie
Because the whole family went and enjoyed it. Yeah, you got the pack of kids on the bikes. Yes
I mean those bike scenes were amazing and it was sad too because you had a sad movie. Who's the Barry or?
Brew Drew Barry more Barry and she was she was funny, you know in you know, it's funny
The alien was like in a pack of the stuffed animals and the mom was looking for you know
What's in the closet and it was up the closet and then she's kind of going over the Snoopy the Henry
And ET his eyes, you know was laughing
And then you know, they've got the that's what Reese Pieces got real big
No reason. No, it was the intro of Reese's. Yeah sure was and it was fantastic. I love that's one of my favorite candy
What a way to what a way to start a brand of something that lasts for another 30 40 years, right?
Well, they come out in early 80s. So yeah, it's probably 40 years. Yeah
I'm back to Drew Barrymore. I know this is a little side note, but how many times you see somebody that is a child?
Child actress or a child actor
That ends up being okay. She had a really tough time. She did but she pulled through it. She's got her own talk show now
She's a talk show. She's got a talk show and everything. I mean, she's one of the rare cases where somebody
Pulls through the craziness of Hollywood in my opinion a ton of people
She's been in a bunch. She's got a chuggy. Oh 50 first dates was awesome
Yeah
Adam sales another one that had a bunch of movies in it and frankly all his movies are I'm gonna say it
They're stupid. They're goofy. Yeah, they're goofy, but you know what? They're not horrible. They're not horrible
Where's the one where he was the hairdresser? Oh, that was goofy. That was stupid. I didn't see
The great sultan or something like that. Oh my god. It was hilarious man. His penis would like fight people
Okay
Forget it. I'm not gonna watch that but there's like mine does that. But he's had plenty of good movies
He's had some good ones. He has some really bad ones too. Yeah, some bad ones
Hold on which were good movies with Adam Sandler. Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore was a great one. Yeah that was funny
Happy Gilmore was the favorite part. I had two. I've got two favorite parts. I've never seen it
Happy Gilmore part. Oh, what the fuck is what?
Jesus it's really good. So happy Gilmore to smart the first one first of all, happy Gilmore was like he would play like hockey
He was in a golf tournament and somebody had this hockey
Swag with the with the so he played hockey with he played golf with a hockey swing
So anyways, he they were pulling stuff out of his house because they were it was being reclaimed
What is it called with their people come in and take it the house because they owed money on taxes and stuff
So yeah, we possess it was being repossessed. So he was like, hey man, I bet you X amount of dollars
I can hit this ball farther. So he hits this frickin golf ball and he hits it so far
That it hits this window down the very end of the street
The back a long way way and then the the neighbor he's like he comes out the window because it's on the second floor
He's like hey, what's going on over here? He hits it again and bam hits a dude in the head
You hear the little noise and then he falls out the window
That was one of my favorite parts
But the favorite part of that movie was when he was playing golf
It was like with Bob Barker and he and Bob Barker started fighting was a monster
Yeah, Bob Barker with his ass. Yeah, and that was the whole thing
What's they like rolling down the hill?
Yes, and that's what made it so funny because Bob Barker is like the nicest guy ever
He was like make him to be a monster in this movie
It was like any called a bitch. You're my bitch. Yeah
Yes
All right, we'll get back to the sci-fi list. But let's show here's a couple water boy
We got water boy wedding singer both water beer
Wedding singer was good. That was when he singer was great. That water boy was good. He's going down
All right, other way. Yeah
He'll be dumb ones. Yeah, total dumb one. Mr. Deeds. All right, the hot chick
50 first dates was great. Where was the one click wasn't bad
You don't mess with the Zo hand. That's what I'm thinking. Oh my god. No, but he was a hairdresser
He was he was from the Middle East somewhere
Yeah, and he's like dreamed to come to the United States to be a hairdresser right there's grown-ups. That's not bad
I don't know if I was all right grown-ups to there you go. Keep going
Jack and Jill was odd
Anytime a guy was really odd. It was a really bad movie
Okay, I guess he's a hotel trans
Oh, yeah, he's doing the village of some animated movies Dracula
Well, I guess that's it so I mean a couple yeah, he's been on a kind of a dry spell
Yeah, it seems that way. Yeah, but there's he was in a like Billy Madison was another stupid one
That was funny, but he's got a lot of these little romance
Movies that he's always in with the same chit the Latin chick, you know, like like click
I think that was one of them, right?
Well click on click I click on click. I don't know who the who you're referring to guys grow up
Yeah, you got it. I'm sorry. He's like the cliche like, you know
he's probably married with somebody and his wife's a real bitch and they get some sort of
Some of that nanny that helps take care of the kids and stuff and he ends up falling in love with her and
The wife leaves him and then he ends up going out with the nanny
That was it. That was a cab later after I thought that was a good movie. All right. Let's see who the Kate Beckinsale. Oh
She's a go
Wow, I forgot she's in that movie. I
Forgot is that the Latina chick? No, she's British
What what do you what do you do?
Stupid you don't know who Kate Beckinsale is I guess not but underworld. Oh
My she was also at Pearl Harbor. Oh, she's freaking hotty
hotter than hottie hottie, I
Don't see any other chick in there though. I see the Fonz. Yeah, I think he's maybe off track on this one
Unless it's Lorraine nickel Jennifer Coolidge. Isn't that
Stifler's mom it is
Totally is good call. All right, Jeff. All right three number three is 2001 a space odyssey
Too slow too boring. I watched that I saw Star Wars. I
Know I'm sorry. I saw 2001 and I was probably
Eight and I was like, this is frickin terrible. Yeah, I didn't understand any of it boring as hell
And I was just like dad. This is terrible. And then like a few months later. My dad's like we're gonna go see Star Wars
I was like really you're gonna take me to another another shitty another Star Wars
And of course, I was blown out of the water with Star Wars because I wanted the Star Wars with zero expectations
Oh, yeah. No, that was amazing. I bet you that's number 2001 was
Number two or number one from the perspective didn't 2001 were the space odyssey
They ended up trying to go to Jupiter or something like that
And they they got separated from the ship and they had a reboot howl how 9000 it was the computer
It was the computer went well, it's more to it than that right then just the howl but
It's the origin of man and all that stuff right cuz you get the monolith and the anyway
But how 9000 goes sideways and starts killing them. I think it's like war games
I don't remember where the hopper takes over and tries to launch all the machines
That takes over and tries to launch all the missiles could be could be that's kind of like got a good music
I saw this he was out through straw that song. I'm sorry. Yeah, the
Yeah, yeah. Yeah number two number two. This was another really good one Star Trek wrath of Khan. Oh greatness with Ricardo
want one not
Not better than aliens, but excellent excellent movie. It was good
Yeah, I don't know. I drum roll number one. It's probably Elliot's no aliens was number five
Well, this is just this list. I'm sure there's others. I know number one is Star Wars Empire Strikes Back
Really they put that over the original Empire Strikes Back is a better movie. Yeah, actually it is
it is you would put that over the
as far as
That's what the snow walkers right? I mean there. Oh, yeah, I had the lunch box. I still have it
The lunch box of Empire Strikes Back. I bet you I could I could put that on eBay and get $10 or get 20
I was thinking 20. I'm thinking $5. No, I was thinking look at that the vintage one right there for $174 on eBay
So I had the one that is right below where you are
Right. I think that's it
I
Had an Empire Strikes Back lunchbox, and I hit my sister in the eye with it. Well good for you your dad threw it away
Yeah, I remember that you probably should have that's it enough with that. I'm throwing it away. No
She was mean to me. Yeah, there's a little those little real lunch boxes who hits their sister those that those were my older sister
She's older like by four or five years. You hit a girl and her hard
What was hard?
What?
Huh?
It were you did not what you say. I said I hit her hard with my lunch box
Okay, I was like what are you saying deaf son of a bitch?
Oh
Yeah, I had one I can't remember who who who was on my lunch am I allowed to make those jokes
I don't know. It's racist to me. I'm not Jeff. I mean, I'm not deaf
I'm not deaf, but am I allowed to make make jokes like sure you can we can make fat people jokes because we're fat
But it but I go
And I'm making fun of deaf people
Not cool you're making fun of yourself. I am
Drunks, I don't know ask a deaf person. They would are you not deaf enough to them
Close to death. I'm not deaf. There are people who hear nothing. Oh, I know
But you know and that makes me think of so I went to when I when I worked at the movie theater
We had these two guys every week that came to the movie theaters and they were deaf completely deaf and
the way we communicated
At the cuz I know how to sign right nobody knew how to sign but they do of course
And they were you know, they would walk up and I already have I would walk up and I would walk up and I would walk up
and I already have I would be like oh shit, okay, I get a napkin and a pen and
You know, and I would we would write back and forth and we would okay. We got it. They had the closed caption
You know is before all that cuz you have to wear like a face mask now, don't you to go to movie?
No, like a helmet
No, it's actually pretty cool
Now you just plop the thing in the cup holder and there's like a little a little like droid head looking thing
Yeah, I'm thinking about getting one anyways
Just I like clothes. I like watching close. Oh, you miss so much you would guys
I just like close cap. I bet you guys would would would be shocked at how much you miss even
The fact that you don't have a hearing impairment. I can't watch any TV without closed caption now. I don't like closed caption
Oh, I'm a huge fan of it. Okay
Only time I turn it on is when my wife's like what they say. I'm like, I don't know rewind it was captioned
Oh, they said the but you miss so much more than you think. They don't
Because I've had closed captions. I've been over your place. I think you're like, I've heard all of this
I think you're lying. Yeah, that's cuz you've already seen the movie. No, I've done this our word
So so I can watch movies for a second time that I had not watched like before close closed caption
I'm like what?
I'm like, I had no idea
Any of the
What Darth Vader is Luke's father what Oh spoiler alert
Wow
All right. Well, that was a good list. What an ass. I don't I don't disagree with with some of those being good movies in the list
I don't think I agree with where they are in the ranking
I think I think some good ones what a one that you think should have been on there. Oh
Man, there's there's way too many. So
Give me one
There's way too many night at the museum
You know when I would put on there is edge of darkness
That's good who I think it's called edge of tomorrow tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you that
It's absolutely
That I think that could be on there. Yep oblivion oblivion is amazing edge of tomorrow
And I also like Minority Report
You know what? I'm not sure I've seen that it's good. Okay, I need to go back and watch that
I don't think I've seen it, but I agree a hundred percent with oblivion. I so this is funny
Shelly's not really into sci-fi movies and we rented this and she fell asleep like she normally does right and I was watching it
And I was enamored with this one minority. No, no with oblivion and I was enamored, right?
And so when it ended I was like I was like all hyper and I wanted to talk about it
And Shelly was like sleeping and going what's going on?
Oh my god, that was the most amazing
Incredible and I wanted to talk about like and they did this and they did that I was like a little kid
I was so excited about that movie, right?
Have you seen oblivion? Please tell me you've seen it. I don't know you haven't been
Yeah, if you don't know then you had no I think one that should have been on here is the original Terminator
Yeah, I was I was wondering why that wouldn't be on there and predator. Yeah, part of there is another good one
Why would you remember two was was was was good as well? I think I'm not seeing a blooming
I think I was going through that stage
Yeah, just because he was a he was a but my watch it
Sean get off of the the anti Tom Cruise thing because I'm telling you but you're missing out. I called him a butt might
What exactly is that like a bed bug but it's uh, I guess yeah oblivion oblivion
Is good is really good likes to entangle itself in but here's a
But might nice
But yeah minority report or maybe that's an applicable person you'd like to meet with
What about predator did you like predator? I like the original predator was oh yeah with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Japa get to the top
They wouldn't do it was getting alive. I'll tell you what what's a good movie the top 10 movies that that had trilogies
top trilogy
Yeah
Well Godfather Godfather back to the future back to the future God the Star Wars
Star Wars Harry Potter Indiana Jones Harry fucking Potter Indiana Jones
Well hold on jaws can it be a trilogy if they make a fourth one sure well whatever yeah
Just anything like well good ones because there's a lot of them out there that have sequels that shouldn't have had sequels like Ghostbusters
most of them yes
Like Ghostbusters should not have had very rare that the second one is as good or better than the first and aliens the one with the
Super large
Snake the
That's a
Bo constrictor not a boat strider. What is it called the anaconda the anaconda?
Yeah, like they should not have had another one of those shouldn't have the first one. Yeah, well
Yeah, first one was tolerable was bad, but the second one was just so what would you say is the best trilogy of all time?
Or there's a trilogy or just the series of series series. I think Lord of the Rings
So you think in Lord of the Rings you need to envelop the Hobbit right?
Including the Hobbit I guess but I think the the first ones he put out Lord of the Rings
fellowship
The best series of movies I mean can remember we got Star Wars. We have Indiana Jones
We've got back to the future you have to look at the story too because
I mean these are huge
Lord of the Rings is a beautiful beautiful movie
To me they're just so repetitive it's like every every Lord of the Rings movie is the same
That's the same characters. They're going I know what I know, but it's
What they made Star Wars?
Yeah, Star Wars has the same characters
No, I don't mean I don't mean from the standpoint of the same characters
I mean it seems to be the same they're battling the same people in every movie. It's just like the same
Well, they do as well in Star Wars Darth Vader or stormtroopers. Yeah, I hear you
So it's the same
I'm any of the producer to pull up trilogy movies best trilogies. I think a lot of people would argue Godfather
Ah
That's a tough one. It's been a long time for me again. I was younger and I that's a drama
It's not an action. I mean there's some action in it, but it's a drama. There are a tremendous amount of
Trilogies out there. Yeah, you know the back to the
Batman movies even die hard
Yeah, I don't want to be a bad guy
I don't I wouldn't classify that as true higher to the Caribbean. I think of trilogies
I think of it as how it is it is the Lord of the Ranks extending the story manning the storyline
What about John wick?
John wick, it's good. There's three of them now. That's a trilogy. Yeah, I like it. They are so freaking violent. It's ridiculous
He's making another one. Oh, what about matrix?
Matrix was a good one, too
Although I think the last matrix sucked balls was that three or four was it they make four three. I think uh,
They're making another making the fourth now
So three you think the third one sucked, huh? Yeah, that's too bad. I didn't care for what about plant of the eights
Those the original or the new one no the new ones there's well even terminator came in threes and fours
Terminator terminator one or terminator two were really good. They are three
Yeah, what happened on the third one? The second one was great terminator three was not good. Yeah, it was not good
It ruins it. Oh, it's impossible
That's crazy. Yeah mission impossible iron man. I tell you I liked iron man. There's been three iron man
Yeah, I I actually liked the iron man's the iron man one was like one of my
favorite movies
You're saying there's been an iron man one two and three, correct?
Well, I haven't seen probably two of the three
I'm so sick of avengers and all that bullshit. Yeah, but iron man was a little bit different, you know
It was uh, I like I didn't care for three. That's the one with the mandarin guy
Yeah, he's had a bunch of uh weak. He was just an actor spoiler alert
He really wasn't a bad guy
Um who wasn't oh the mandarin bad guy. Yes
He ended up being a good guy. Well, he was an actor who was faking. Yes. Oh, I did see that
Yes, I saw that three. I don't remember that now. Yeah. Yeah, he ended up being a british actor
Yeah, he's like well, I don't know what you're doing. I'm just a british actor playing a role
He was acting like a like a terrorist. Yeah, like a like a cell leader. Yes
He was good at it, too
Well, ben kingsley's pretty good. He played gandhi
But still I think the best
I think the best gandhi one two or three. It was a trilogy gandhi four
Um, he didn't look past that. I think lord of the ring starved. I think lord of the rings and I and
And I tell you I think a lot of people would put godfather up there as one of the best trilogies
I don't know. It's I tell you what it's it's a good class of uh
Contenders there. I don't know if I put iron man one two and three up there with it
Now I wouldn't I wouldn't well, it's a trilogy. I know but and you know, what's so unfortunate aliens
If the third one didn't suck
That would have been probably the greatest trilogy the alien one and two is aliens the one where it was in the prison planet
No, yes, it was. Oh three was yes the prison planet
Yeah, the third one was yes, and the fourth one is where she was actually a robot. I think I don't know
I started she gave birth to some kind of alien. Which one is this you talk about aliens? I just forgot about born supremacy
The born the born trilogy. Those are really good. Those are really good. Batman and the pirates of the caribbean
Uh
Or is it or is it caribbean
Caribbean apparently
Why not caribbean? Because the people that live in the caribbean say caribbean
How do you know this because I was on my bike ride on my bike where we're doing a caribbean bike ride series
And she said it's caribbean
She's like so when you have a discussion, it's it's caribbean. Yeah, caribbean. So I I trust her
Um, all right. Anyway, I saw another one up there and I just drew a blank on it
I just drew a blank on it
Um, all right. Anyway, I saw another one up there and I just drew a blank on it. Um, god
What it spawned a different trilogy that you were thinking of yes, um
Gone now. Oh the x-men. Oh toy story one two and three. Oh
You
You might have nailed one right there
They're in they're fantastic and there's your four, right?
Um, yeah, actually there is a fourth and they're all incredible. Yeah. Yeah, those are it's walt disney, but there's also it's pixar, right? Yeah
Man, that's tough
that
That's tough to say that toy story is not
Is not a trilogy where they're all as good as the original all of them. Yeah
That's it that's that's excellent was there a third one of nemo or is it just it's just the one isn't there the two
Oh, there's two of them. It's finding nori dory and finding nemo. I don't think I ever saw the second one. Oh, it's good
Yeah, it was good. It's cute
Huh? Interesting. Anyway, I think I want to go back and I'm going to try to watch godfather
That doesn't interest me
It doesn't gangster. No, that kind of stuff's just 70s gangster
There's a lot of good movies out there that along the same lines. We were watching one movie. Um
Actually, it was the one bonnie and clied it was where
These two guys are charged with going and tracking them down and basically killing them. Oh, that was uh, woody harrelson and yes
Kevin cast it was really good the highwayman. I believe yes. I haven't seen it. It's on my list. Yeah, I watched it. It was good
Yeah, it was good
It's a good movie good
And that's it. It's a fascinating story is I mean they were in oklahoma
Yeah, they're yeah, they're they're close. Yeah, they were like near nearby. Yeah
I mean I didn't realize that when I was driving to arkansas and I'd take those back roads
We stopped this little diner and there was some like history about it and I was like bullet holes. Why are they talking?
Well, no, they were talking about bonnie and clied. Oh, why would they be? I was like, it's in oklahoma. I'm in oklahoma
Crazy now. I don't know exactly where all that happened
Like where in oklahoma, but they were all over the place in oklahoma. So, yeah, I don't know
Yeah, it's a fascinating story. I'm not a kind of sewer of bonnie and clied. Yeah. Well, I just know of them crazy story
So mr. Producer, why don't you pull up the I know you looked earlier the top rated uh war movies
Wow moving on to war movies
Man, I don't know. Are we done with movies? I think
We need a break with this. We need a break from movies. All right
I mean I'm just not dead people. Well, I mean do you have a list you're not in you're not in the war movies
I'm definitely in the war movies. I'm just okay. We can move on
You want to talk about dead people?
I wonder my dead list last week. So you guys
Well who died since last week?
I'm sure lots of people but lots of people in afghanistan. That's for sure
I hope not
Yeah, I don't say that. I hope not. Yeah
one thing we've talked about in the past is uh,
Is all of us at least three of us to go camping
Yeah, and um, i'd like to investigate that because I know growing up
That's what our vacations were right? I mean, yeah, we we didn't stay in the hotels
We didn't stay in the resorts we like that if we went anywhere. We always camped and and I remember going to
Mammoth cave growing up we'd go down there. Where's that? That's in kentucky. Oh, wow. So you did the bourbon trail when you were a kid?
Uh, yes. No, I didn't exist back then
Um
So we'd go down there we did that a couple times and we'd go down there and we'd camp and we'd uh
Uh, we had the big old this was before the new high tech tents with multiple rooms and right canopies and awnings and all that stuff
And that was just one big canvas tent and we had uh,
And we had uh cots and air mattresses that would sleep on right? We didn't have air mattresses
You slept on the cold hard ground. No, we had cots and you ate dirt. We had cots. Uh, my dad bought shit in the hole
Well, we were when we lived in uh in germany, uh, my dad, you know, he for being in the military you have off like
I guess four weeks out of the year
At least he did I think uh already saved up time. I don't know
But anyways, we were gone. We went to we lived in germany and we vacationed like several years in a row in italy
and in an effort to save money we did the same thing we stayed in uh at the camp sites and we um,
We did a lot of side saying which hostels
No, we went to camp sites and
We uh, my dad had a big tent and in koa's and uh invested in a really big tent had all the camping gear
Italy, uh the gas and
and
Uh, you know, I was more interested probably in hanging out in the uh, the pools
With the italian chicks which we weren't able to do very often scamming on because the my parents were too involved in trying to
Go visit like the the coliseum and the leaning tower pisa. I was a lot younger. I I didn't care about that stuff
I just wanted to hang out and play
You know, yeah, you don't care about any of that historical shit
But we ended up camping out at the mediterranean in uh, legarda lake in italy
I mean it was it was beautiful down there and you know, and my dad had bought a boat that the kids took out
Didn't appreciate it
I I didn't but I I think about it because uh, you remember the kids, uh,
Steven and preston how they took my my my boat my raft dude that raft was from when I went to italy
40 years ago, right? That is ridiculous
How long ago that was and I remember taking it out on the lake and the lake was so clean and clear
and my dad had bought goggles for me the the big scuba mask and the
The snorkel and I would go down and I would float on top of the water and look at all the fish down below
And it was it was such a beautiful thing and and I would do it in the morning, you know
And that's what's different nowadays
uh than it was uh
But because back then it's like my people were trusted you could let your kid
Go down, uh, you'd wake up at eight and just leave just leave a campsite in another country, right?
You know and nowadays it's like you couldn't do that
In fact, my brother even disappeared for a fucking half a day and no one knew where the fuck he was at
My parents were freaking out. It turns out the
The camp community that we lived in
Had a program for kids
And he enrolled himself he got on the bus
With the kids they were doing like cartoon shit
I don't know what the color was
He gets on the bus and they go for a little excursion to the museum back
So he was gone for like two or three hours and he comes back and he's got these little pamphlets
He's like candy and he's all smiling. Hey, how you doing? My parents were like
Yes
Oh, well, I remember nightmare. Well, I remember growing up
in the neighborhood that I would during the summertime
I'd wake up at nine o'clock
And i'd be out the door. I'd come home for lunch. I'd be back out the door and I wouldn't be home
Until it was night. Yeah
and I remember the way what would happen back then is the
The mom would stand on the on the porch and scream your name
Right for you to come home, right or flash the light or no. Well, this is why we couldn't see the light so
You or she'd walk down the street
Street, right people that aren't deaf. Yeah, so we
Or she'd walk down the street. So because the street was the street had a turn on
She'd stand at the end of the street and scream the name and you're like, oh I gotta go
Right. So that was when you're 10 o'clock or
Whatever and it's dark out. Oh, yeah, you know, you're nine years old and I hear you. I hear you
I mean shit when I was in hawaii, I was seven years old and
My parents woke up to find me gone
From the house that was probably four or five blocks from the beach
I was gone
And they were like holy shit freaking out and they searched all over and they finally went to the beach
And there I was making a sandcastle. I was like, hey mom. Hey, dad. I'm
Down at the beach doing my thing. Yeah
I mean the shit out of you. Oh, they were upset
But how upset could they be right? I mean, I wasn't doing anything wrong. I think my parents ever got upset
Because I mean I didn't I didn't go I didn't stray too far right, right and I'd say I'm I'm going
I'm going back. I mean, hey, I'm going out to play is what I'd say, right and I'd be gone
All day all day
It was the best and I'd come home for dinner and I'd be back out
Right. It was the best come home at nighttime come come home when it turns dark
And that's when she'd come out and yell for me when I wasn't home when it's dark
Yeah, paul's mom would turn off the light. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, mom will watch me I'll come home
Hold on. What is oh, I guess I gotta go home guys. Shut up. Or is that morse code for something? No, whatever
No, I remember I remember ship. I mean we did everything we rode bikes. We flew kites. We
We just like we were all over the place. Yeah, it was all all outside all the time or who flies a kite or it was
Okay, flight kite in indonesia. I lived in in in jakarta
Flying kites was a big deal. It was like professional kite
You know you you you laugh dive bomb. Oh, yeah, you laugh
I maybe I haven't told these stories. So I was up on my roof and you can buy a kite for like a dime
Right, so I would buy kites and I used to staple was the diamond shaped kite
Yes, small little diamond kite like simple as you can get like a dragon and I used to I used to staple
Uh, confetti not confetti streamers, you know, like those really light paper
Yeah, what do you call that paper streamers works? I guess so streamers
So I was I would staple those to the crepe paper. Yes, that's it
And then I would staple them to the sides and the in the bottom and then I
Flew my kite and it went all the way to the end of my spool and I was like, okay now what so just sitting up there
And I was like I needed to go higher
So I went back down and I bought another spool of wire for I mean a string for a dime
And I put them together. I put it all on one one deal and I it was so high. I couldn't see it even with the streamers
So high I could and I just sat there on the roof just kind of and then you can't see anything
Well, it's gonna let it go and then one day as I was going up and it takes a while to go up
And it took a while to get it down. It was so high. I couldn't see it
Suddenly this other kite comes over here. I'm like, oh my gosh
Cool. There's a neighborhood, you know another neighborhood kid and and I was while I was going up and it was still pretty high
And his kite comes over and I was like, oh what's going on?
He's getting really close and all sudden his kite starts to circle
Underneath my kite and I'm like wrapping around your string and I'm like, what the fuck is this guy doing? What's going on? I'm like
And I start reeling it as fast as possible all of a sudden
He's pulling my kite string is broken and he is pulling my kite with his kite
Stole my kite. He stole your kite shit you not. How did he steal your kite? He circled he circled
I didn't think this possible. He circled my kite
His kite around my string so many times
That it basically entangled his string onto mine and when he pulled it down it broke my string
He enslaved it. He enslaved it
I'm not lying. So he stole your kite. I would never have thought that was possible
And so
Another time that happened, right and I so there was three different qualities of string that you could buy
So I went with a quarter the quarter string, right the top top
That was 11. Sure enough. Yeah, maybe sure enough another one comes around and starts circling and I was like, oh no
That's not happening again. And I started reeling in I brought in
His kite really because my string was stronger than his so did he come running up? Where's my guy?
No, no, no, I we couldn't see each other. I mean who knows where he was right?
Crazy insane. So you had a you had a nice kite. I had a nice kite. Well, I brought in his kite
He didn't have all the streamers on it. That's what attracted all the other kids are like. Oh, what the fuck is this?
This kite with the big, you know trailing things in the wind, right?
Right and then he pulled my kite and he pulled my kite
So I was like, oh, this is what I was doing. I was pulling my kite
And he pulled my kite and he pulled my kite. So I was like, oh, this is what I was doing
So I'm like, oh this is what I was doing. This is what I was doing
So I was doing a bunch of trailing things in the wind, right? Right and they were like, oh we got to go get that kite and they did
They wouldn't stole it. They stole my kite
plastic, you know, and you get to run and I don't know. I don't know how to describe it.
Completely different. This is almost like rice paper. These little Chinese square kites.
It's hard to get your kite up unless it's an extremely windy day. You have to run to get it
up high enough for the wind to catch it. And then it doesn't go higher than like 50 feet.
Yeah, 50 feet. That does like a quick nose dive and you're just like, fuck.
That's right. That's right. And not to say that those little paper ones didn't do that as well.
I mean, if a downdraft happened, I mean, it would drop 100 feet.
Yeah. Well, there's like, I don't know if they're professional kites, but there's some really,
really impressive kites out there. There's just one right there with that big old circle thing.
Oh, yeah. No, there's ones where you have to...
Right there? Look at that.
Yeah, you have to control it with two hands and stuff. They have all sorts of crazy stuff now.
Look at that thing. It's a big, I don't know what the heck that is, tire with spikes on it.
It's a circle. It's like 20 feet long.
But you know what? That's not what the fun is. I can tell you right now, if we took the kites
from Jakarta, which I'm sure they don't do anymore, and gave it to an American kid here
and go up on your roof or go up on your patio or whatever, it would be so amazing for them.
Amazing. It's a fun deal. Anyway, so what other kind of things do you guys do as kids? I mean,
we talked about firecrackers. We talked about kites.
I had blow up fish with firecrackers. That was fun.
Wow.
Yeah, we didn't do that.
Oh, yeah. You talked about...
Yeah, shoot, bottle rockets in the water.
That it actually would go off underwater. That's crazy to me.
Well, we did that. We didn't blow up fish.
Well, I mean, it was a consolation.
If it blew up and a fish floated to the top, it was like...
Yeah, it was a bonus. I mean, because basically, you take the bottle rocket,
you literally put it in the bottle and you aim it at the water. It's like...
And it's all you hear and all of a sudden...
I am amazed that it went off under the water. I don't know why it wouldn't immediately snuff it
out. Well, that jet engine or rocket or whatever...
It's too hot, hot, hot enough to keep going.
Yeah, I think it's just enough propulsion to keep the water out of it.
Bottle rockets were the best, though, man.
Yeah, it's awesome because when it would pop, it would be underwater. So it would make this
weird sound and then all of a sudden this little bubble would pop out of the water all smoky and
a bird would fly off. And they'd look at the other one, the bird would be like, nice.
And it would take off.
Like in Finding Nemo.
Yeah.
Nice. I mean, but the ones that you launch... I mean, here's the other thing. In Indonesia,
you could get like... You could get dynamite with a stick on it.
Dynamite.
Yeah, you could get dynamite with a stick on it. You know what I'm saying? It was ridiculous how
unregulated it was, right? I mean, you can imagine. Anyway, so when we shot bottle rockets up into
the sky, it was like boom. I mean, it was like the best. And then we had these, you know,
those little pop rockets. No, no, no. Snap pops.
Block hats?
No, no, no. Snap pops.
The little white thing that you throw?
Little tiny ones.
Yeah.
Imagine ones the size of a quarter.
Oh, they're a lot louder, huh?
They were so much fun. You throw those to a wall and it leaves a burn ring about this big.
I'm sure all the adults love that.
I'm sure if you throw them at our windows at our house, they leave a ring too.
So I was at my friend's house. We threw one as high as we could and it landed on the car.
Boom. And it left a, you know, and you know what I mean? It's got colors.
Right.
Got this like almost like a rainbow type of deal and it all left a burn.
Like on the hood?
Yeah. But we used to be in traffic and we'd roll along and we would lean out as far as we could
and drop barely drop it onto the road where it didn't go off.
So a car would drive on it.
Yep.
Boom!
Oh, and the more pressure, the louder it was. And I don't think it blew the tire part or anything.
But I mean, yeah, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be 15 seconds later.
Boom.
And be like, ah, I mean, they freak out.
And they drive in the car and probably go, oh, he was the best.
Oh, he's the best.
Yeah.
We had so much fun living over there. I had a ball living over there.
All the crazy shit you're talking about. That's what we did, man.
How many friends did you have over there?
A lot, a ton.
He had one.
A bunch of white people there.
But we had everything because we had a school that was represented.
It was international school.
So it was literally one hundred and eighty seven countries were represented.
I had Aussie friends. I had Filipino friends. I had Dutch friends.
Did they all speak English?
Yeah. My best friend was a Swedish kid.
It was awesome.
Did he speak like the Swedish chef on the Muppets?
That's Beaker.
Oh, is it? Oh, yeah, you're right.
Me, me, me, me.
He's like, yeah, he's got the big hands.
Well, the little little.
That's good entertainment.
That was an amazing experience over there.
It really was.
Producer, you looked it up.
Swedish chefs intro music. I guarantee I nailed it.
Yeah, you were pretty close.
Yeah, it was pretty close.
Yeah, the Muppets were good shit.
Well, now they've been have they been canceled or they were given a voice?
They're warning in front of it.
They slapped a label that it was offensive.
Yes, there is offensive content.
Play the intro.
See if you can find it.
All right, here we go.
Theme song compilation.
Oh, that's seven minutes, 25 seconds.
Oh, maybe that's the whole thing.
Seven minutes.
He says absolutely nothing.
And then he goes on for like the whole time saying absolutely nothing.
Yeah, it makes you feel the boat.
He's basically telling you how to make something, but he's got all.
Yeah, but he's not saying anything.
Hey, back then.
Comedy was so different, you know, it was.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so funny.
That was comedy back in the day.
It was.
I mean, it was the ultimate.
It was the ultimate kids show.
And then in the middle of the skit, the two guys, Waldorf and whatever,
be up in the balcony.
That guy should get a blah blah blah.
I want more, too.
Oh, and they had they had inappropriate jokes.
That was the whole thing that probably was prompted the warning.
It's good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
I was going to do night at the museum again, but.
No, we're off of movies now.
Sorry.
What are you?
I watched the screen that pulled up.
I'll tell you what.
How about misleading movies?
How about movies that you take your kids to?
You're like, oh, oh, shouldn't have done that.
Like Sausage Party.
Yeah, that sausage party.
No, no, no one is stupid enough to have fallen for that one.
All my kids were older, but what?
No, it was on Netflix at the time.
We didn't go to the movie theater.
But what movies have you taken your kids to?
You kind of like you read it immediately.
Oh, this was on Netflix.
Debbie Does Dallas.
No, that was a good one.
We watched as a family.
Yeah, we watched on Netflix.
Deep Throat Taboo.
You did not.
You don't remember that one?
Yeah, my dad owned it.
What?
The truth comes out.
He's like, I watched all of them over and over and over again.
That was your friend that owned that one.
Oh, you did.
Look at him, the mannerisms coming out, the hands.
Everything's changing now.
Yeah, look at that.
So how extensive was your father's collection?
That wasn't very extensive.
No.
Just taboo.
No, I told you this.
This is where he had his little lock box.
You picked it.
That I picked it within like 30 seconds.
Yep.
When you started your career, your criminal career.
My porn career.
Well, and you know, were you breaking into shit?
No, this is true.
This is true.
But the key was putting it back at the exact same spot in the VCR tape.
So you had to watch the numbers.
So you had to rewind it.
Put it exactly back.
In case he knew where he left it.
He goes, I left off right at this beach.
I seriously thought he even gave a shit about that.
I don't know if he ever watched them.
Well, I was going to say.
How do you know?
I don't know, but they were always in the same spot.
What if he's listening to this?
How many husbands like watch porn?
They could have watched it together.
I don't want to think about that.
And their wives know with kids and their wives know about it.
And they're just like, OK, well.
Again, it wasn't.
It was Wednesday night.
This is porn night.
Thursday night's our night.
I don't know.
I don't know when he would have because he woke up so early.
Every day.
Go back up.
Hey, guys, check this out.
The movie, the movie, so man who?
Soul man.
No, no.
I never saw that.
Click on that.
You never saw that movie.
Oh, that's where see Thomas Howell was a black guy.
Or he dressed up as a black guy.
Oh, how would that go over today?
Well, that's the same as Tropic Thunder.
Remember Tropic Thunder?
Right.
Well, I mean, that was Iron Man is wearing blackface in Tropic
Thunder, but this guy, yeah, this guy is totally he gets into a college.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Fraternity.
He gets into a fraternity because he's black, right?
Yeah.
He was able to get some sort of college education.
How does that because he couldn't get in as a white guy.
So he got in as a black guy.
That's right.
So he gets into a black fraternity.
Yeah, I don't think that fly these days.
No, I totally wouldn't.
Unfortunately, I never saw it.
I never saw it.
So I don't know how it ends, but I'm assuming.
I've seen it.
I just don't remember it all.
Yeah, I never saw this one.
I just remember it.
Wow.
Yeah.
So so man, and who is that actor on there?
Let's see Thomas Howell.
See Thomas Howell.
What the hell was he on?
He was in.
He's part of that whole Brad Pack thing, isn't he?
I don't know.
I don't recognize him from any other movie.
Is he in Short Circuit?
I think he was in like in what is the nerds?
I wish we hadn't that we haven't gotten to a society where we can't do this anymore.
Like we have.
I know we have.
Can't make fun of each other.
And I wish that hadn't happened.
I just you know, it's unfortunate.
And now you got to have a vaccine or you can't.
And you know what?
I don't give a shit about the vaccine.
It's more of like, you know, so what?
I mean, it's like the flu shot.
I mean, if you get it, you don't get it.
Who cares?
It was never an issue.
And now it is.
And it's a major.
Now you can't fly overseas.
You can't freaking go to restaurants.
It's just like, why?
Well, I had a friend tell me today, today that if she doesn't get the vaccine on eleven one,
they're going to fire her from her job.
And she's been there for like 20 years.
That's crazy.
And they're going to fire her.
So she's like, I don't want to take it.
I have natural immunity, but I have to I have to do it.
Otherwise.
I mean, I can't.
I mean, because her husband has kind of odd jobs.
He's not the breadwinner.
She is.
And she has no fucking choice.
Yeah, no choice, no choice.
This is America.
And she is being forced, absolutely forced to take a vaccine.
I can't believe it.
I cannot believe we're here.
You thank Joe Biden for that.
Yeah, you can.
It's just it's shocking.
It really is shocking.
Anyway, did you guys ever see 1917?
I know I'm taking a left turn here because I saw it on the screen there.
It was good.
Didn't we watch it was all in one take.
Actually, it was not.
It looks like that.
But yes, you're correct.
Isn't it?
Didn't they say that, though?
I thought they did it in really unique about it.
Well, they make it look like one take.
There is there is I think either two or three cuts in it.
Yeah.
It's still impressive.
It's very, very impressive movie.
Yeah.
Stories going to I think.
I mean, it's it's not real deep or anything.
It's just these two guys going on a journey.
Yeah.
The cinematography over the course of a day or two days.
Right.
And that's it.
And they have to warn somebody not to do something.
Otherwise, bad things are going to happen or something like that.
Yeah.
I think the same guy made that made
Children of Men.
Same guy.
So I have not seen that.
OK.
All right.
Children of Men.
I've got to remember that.
Yeah, that's good.
They've got the really long shots.
You know that guy, I think he is he the one who did.
What's the one where Leonardo DiCaprio gets mauled by a bear?
Not premonition, prim.
Redemption or redemption.
Yeah, some word, a single word.
It's either it's either that one or the one where Sandra Bullock's in space.
Anyway, he's made some really good movies.
Yeah.
Sandra Bullock in space called Gravity, I think.
Yeah, it wasn't very good.
I don't remember it being a good movie.
Well, it's him.
George Clooney.
Yeah, it wasn't redemption, but
reverence, revenue, revenue.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's so who made that click on that one revenue.
Q Q Ron or whatever his name is.
Oh, no.
See, that's Alejandro in a week to know.
So the guy that made that.
I think he did the.
You know, another movie recently that I saw that I think I told you guys passengers.
Yeah, that's good.
Really, really good.
Now, is that what Chris Pratt Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence?
Yes.
That damn good movie.
I ended up buying it.
I've seen it probably three times.
I want to watch it again for.
I want to watch it again.
I've watched it once.
Oh, is it time already?
It's time.
I think we've been talking about movies for two hours.
Is that why I'm sleeping in politics?
Now, I'm a little I'm pumped up and disappointed at the same time.
I've got to go out of town for business.
I'll be gone for 10 days.
So I will probably I don't know if we're going to be able to do a podcast this coming Tuesday or not.
Probably for maybe for a couple of weeks.
If you're gone for 10 days.
It's going to be close.
No, I'll be back.
All the bourbons are going to be stacked up.
I'll have to make sure that I check out the stores, the liquor stores.
Good call.
Bring an empty suitcase.
Way ahead of you.
This gigantic.
What the hell?
You're going to buy $400 worth of bourbon?
I like the way you think, Paul.
Now, I'll mail it.
If I do, I'll just mail it.
All right.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
Dudes like us.
Peace out.