Alright. Welcome to another session, another round, another episode. Dudes like us, I'm
Sean. I'm Jeff. I'm Paul. I'm Paul. I'm Paul. Starting to get to allergy season. Yeah,
you're a big snotball, man. You're a little snively whiner over there. Yeah, I'm not enjoying
it. You know, it comes in phases though. I mean, I have allergies throughout the year.
Well, you know, you could take pills and a little snort snort. I don't like taking that
stuff. I hear you. It works though. I do take them this time of year in the fall. It's a
little early though. Nose spray works the best for me. Yeah, it works really well. I
do that and the pill. I don't do the nose spray year round. I do it in certain seasons,
but I'll take an allergy pill every day. Yeah. My allergies are bad come end of February,
March timeframe here. Yeah. That's when mine get real bad. Interesting. See, mine's the
opposite. I always can gauge mine. It's right before Halloween-ish and it's just horrendous
for my eyeballs. I feel like I want to pull them out of my sockets. Yeah. And it's got
so bad where I've actually have gone to the doctor and got a steroid shot. In your eyeball?
In your eyeball. Yeah, in my butt actually. But that's only been, that's only been twice.
And that was a long time ago. I haven't got it. I think my body's either gotten adjusted
to it a little bit or the seasons just haven't been as bad for the last decade. Yeah. But
nonetheless, it's acting up a little bit earlier this year. I'm starting to sneeze. I mean,
we'll sneeze like 30 times in a row. Yeah. I've got a weird system like that. I sneeze
a lot. 30 times is not an exaggeration. And you don't subscribe to the elbow in the, in
the mouth or in the nose. You know what I mean? You know what they teach them? This
isn't hiccups. No, you're supposed to sneeze into your elbow. Oh, you let it all out, man.
You do not. You're like, I'm about to sneeze the world. Well, it depends where I'm at.
Yeah. If I'm at home, it's, it's, it's, it's loud. Yeah. Jeff, Jeff has the loudest sneeze
I've ever heard. And it sprays everywhere. Well, if I'm facing someone, I'm not going
to do that into their face. Yeah. But Jeff, seriously, let's, let's, let's, let's hone
in on this. He, Jeff has, the loudness. He has a, it's so loud. It's so loud that I'm
like, so you yell, how do your vocal cords do that? So you yell sneeze? I guess it's
just loud. It's just, I've read reports. That's like ancient stuff that comes out of his vocals.
It's quite, it's like some sort of chant. What have you read? Well, I've read that if
you hold the sneeze in, that it's bad and you can actually hurt yourself. Well, we're
not suggesting that you hold it in, just not yell. No, the force will like hurt you. The
nature of, of not expelling these germs, it's the reason why you're sneezing. You're trying
to expel the stuff that's. Yeah. So you're supposed to let it out. Yeah. But when you
hold it and then all the, I see people do that. Yes. And it all goes into your chest
and like your heart goes, oh, thanks a lot. It's not good. That's crazy. Well, the producer
put up a bunch of allergy stuff up on there now. I will tell you that. Flonase. Yeah,
that's back with, well, flonase is exactly what I'm talking about. So, uh, where I was
getting to. So I would have to go to the doctor and he would have to prescribe flonase. Yeah.
That used to be prescription only. It was like ridiculous and it would cost so much
for that. Oh, now you can go to Costco and get the knockoff. Yes. Get to Costco. 15 pack
for a nickel. You know? Well, it's still probably 30 bucks for a 15 pack, but, uh. Yeah, but
it's just, it's so much bullshit. I mean, the, the, I mean, the pharmaceuticals period, it's
all about the fucking money and I know everyone needs to make money. I get it. But at the
same time, I'm like, come on. I mean, when is enough is enough? I mean, come on to a
socialist. You are. No, I'm not. It's what about these people that have diabetes that
depend on the little, uh, I know. Yeah. What are those things they do? Shots of insulin.
Yeah. The insulin. It's ridiculous. Why do you want to charge so much for that? You know,
that's it's, it's so ridiculous. Trump bent over backwards to make, to correct that stuff.
And the first thing Biden's dumb ass did was reverse it. So now the folks that were paying
13.99 a month for insulin, I had to take care of stuff that I lead. Yeah. I literally think
they went in and undid everything Trump did, not because it worked or didn't work, just
because they didn't even look to see if it was effective. They just said, did it. Oh,
Trump did it out, get out right now. Yeah. But this, but it's crazy. And they, and they
didn't even really look, cause I mean, these look, these folks are dependent on the insulin.
There's a lot of medicine like that. Insulin is probably the biggest one, but there's a
lot of people that are dependent on certain medication. And then the cancer, cancer medicines,
the EpiPen, you know, that was another thing that was drawn out where I think this, this
may have even been during Trump's presidential time that he was in office where they had
the, the, the chief financial officer or whomever was in charge of the quote unquote EpiPen.
And she was like, the, the Congress was talking to her. It's like, well, how much money do
you need to make? How much money did you make last year? You know, and she was like, well,
last quarter I made 600 million. Right. And they were like, last quarter? And they're
charging how much, what 500 per pair? Oh, it was like 545 bucks, 520 bucks, something
like that. And they know they can, they know they can because those people have to have
them in case they have like an emergency. And then they were like, why are they so expensive?
And they were asking, they're posing the questions. They kept dodging, they kept dodging, they
kept dodging it. And finally they asked, how much money do you make? And she answered it.
And they were like, is that not enough? I mean, I'm telling you, the pharmaceutical
companies are evil, man. They really are. I mean, I say that, I mean, they come up with
life saving things, right? I mean, there are some, they don't come up with any of that
shit. I mean, there's obviously life saving breakthroughs they've had and stuff, but they're
greedy and they are, and they control the market and they, and they snuff out natural
remedies. Well, a lot of these companies are not even American. A lot of them are over
in Europe. AstraZeneca, Pfizer, Moderna, those are all over in Europe. I didn't know that.
Yeah. Okay. I thought Pfizer was an American company. Well, Pfizer may be. It's owned by,
well, part of the, one of the owners is George Soros. Yeah. Easy really. Johnson and Johnson.
I think Johnson and Johnson is the American. Pfizer maybe. I don't know. Yeah, I don't
know either. But I know like Moderna, AstraZeneca. But I know that the pharmaceuticals are already
in cahoots with the government and the FDA and stuff like that to squash something that
is in competition. But the one thing you didn't talk about is it's China. And I hate bringing
in China, China, China. It's like, my show, my show, my show. But you know what? China
is the one that is, they have. They make all this stuff. Yeah. That's where the production
is. They make it. They, they procure it. They make it. Like right now they're all in Afghanistan
procuring the precious metals. God knows who else is what they're doing over there. And
there's a lot of shit in Afghanistan we don't know about. Right. And they'd be going, they
can go down there and getting, pulling mercury out of the ground. They'd be going over there
and finding the aliens. Yeah. Pfizer is an American company. Yeah. China doesn't, I mean,
they're, they're not going to stop at anything. Yeah. Pfizer is an American company and they
are, they also have, they're like, they're broke up into five different companies and
they are all, it's so that they cannot be sued. It's like, you can't go directly after
Pfizer because they're owned by this and they're owned by that. Right. And I don't know how,
how the system broke. I mean, I used to know it at one point, but it's like, it's just
crazy. You go after one legal entities, right? So it's crazy. Well, it's bullshit. It's not
crazy. It's absolute. It's genius, frankly, but at the same time they're taking advantage
and they're a bunch of fricking, I'm sure a lot of companies, I'm sure a lot of large
companies set that up that way. I mean, cause everybody, the whole world is too happy nowadays,
right? Well, you know, ever since the lady sued McDonald's for giving her hot coffee.
That's the way it all started. I think that was the biggest one scalded her. Yeah. She
got hot coffee and she burned herself. I remember that. She sued McDonald's and won. Wow. Was
she not wearing underwear? She was nude. Nude. She probably had them in the drive thru. She
was all nude. And I don't know. It was an old lady. I think it was an old lady. Was it
really? Interesting. It was an older lady. You know, it's kind of like, I mean, but where
does this stop? Because, you know, I mean, I, I ate a piece of chicken breast and it
came from the restaurant and I put it in my mouth and there was a pocket of scalding water
inside the chicken. So I caught a real story. Yeah, it happened. I mean, I took a piece,
put it into it and it was kind of like a bubble and it was a and it just like sprayed lava
in my mouth and burnt the entire roof of my mouth. Oh, wow. I could be rich right now.
Well, litigious people would go, oh, I'm going to sue someone. I'm going to go immediately
to the doctor and get my mouth looked at. That happens all the time. Happens all the
time. Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to go sue somebody. I'm going to resist arrest.
Good. Yeah, that's a good plan. I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's going
to go well for you. All right. We're drinking a fantastic bourbon tonight. Yeah, shockingly
so. You know, I wasn't thinking that it was a, I didn't have high expectations. I thought
I didn't have high expectations. Period. It was Jim Beam. Let's be honest. You had low
expectations. I knew it was going to be, I knew it was going to be good. I didn't realize
it was going to be this good because I know Jim Beam has been around for quite some time
and they've got, they've got masters in their, in their corner and they're, they've, they've
got masters in the corner. So this one does not taste like the label says it should. I
mean, because it says it's 108 proof and it does not taste hot. Right. No, I got you.
It's very sweet. Who's going to do the honors? It's a very, I think Sean, well, he's, he's
quite in love with this. Yeah, you are. All right. Well, this is, I am as well. It's uniquely
perfect every single time, every time, every, every single period, every bottle of Jim Beam
single barrel is unique, perfect in its own way, both in distinct flavor, personality,
the liquid itself, and the wisdom of the master to still imprint it on its back. Does it have
anything else? So it's, it is Jim Beam single barrel. Yeah. I don't see exactly what it
is up there. It's not a regular Jim Beam. This is the single barrel. It's got a, it's
a little classier look to it. It does have a classy bottle. I like it. It doesn't have
the white Jim Beam label on it. It's got a like smaller label. I'll tell you one thing
that was kind of a turn off simply was the screw cap. And it's very misleading. I'm telling
you, bourbon lovers out there, it had a screw top. It had a screw top. I don't want to,
I'm not dead. The goal here in the end game for us doing this, I don't want to stay too
long on this, but this is one I would recommend. Yeah, it's tasty. It's got a lot of flavor
to it. The nose. The pitcher has a cork. That's not it. It isn't? I don't believe so. It's,
well, it's a different bottle than that that we have, but it is single barrel. Yeah. Ours
is 108 proof. This says it's 95 proof. Yeah, that's interesting. So, but each barrel, that's
why I call it single barrel. Each barrel is different. That's right. So if we get, so
it'll have the barrel number on the bottle. So if you like that when you hunt for this
barrel number, but if you get a different barrel, it could taste different than this.
Right. Probably not by much, but man, if you're like really into very particular tastes. Yeah,
some people could probably tell a difference, but is there anything about go to the taste?
Oh, it says grain, sweet, oak, fruit, char. That's apparently the taste. Char? Char. I
taste char. I guess. Yeah, I know. That's not the way it's supposed to be. Yeah, it's
not the way they're supposed to describe it, but that's okay. Well, it's the color. It's
a warm honey gold in the glass, deep full autumn in the bottle. I guess this all refers
to the color. Well, this is just some guy's review of it. For a 100, okay, so the aroma
is surprisingly shy. You really have to coax it up, which is unusual for a 108 proof bourbon,
which is basically what I was detailing. Yeah. The legs, I mean, who really cares? But this
one's, the first, the taste welcomes with it, looks like a pecan coffee cake, dried
dates, all served on a bed of smoothness, but deeply infused with ethanol, deeply infused
with ethanol, which is what Paul was bringing up. Yeah, no, the nose was. It was, my nose
is kind of shut down right now because of the allergies, so maybe that's affecting.
I'm smelling some vanilla now. Now that it's opened up some, let it be. Yeah. Hold on,
what is this guy saying? Legs, I mean, who really cares, but more sheets than legs. What
the hell is he talking about? That's bourbon speak, I guess. It is bourbon speak. I guess
we're not cool enough to understand. We're not. We're not bourbon ears. We need to start
getting into the lingo here. What are sheets? It says, yeah, legs. I mean, who really cares,
but more sheets than legs. Look that up for us. What is bourbon legs? The hell is that?
I don't know. It's like what they describe this. They could taste like 18 different fruits
and 12 different spices. And it's do whiskey legs matter? What are legs in bourbon? All
right. Well, here we go. So the step one, what are legs in bourbon? That's just like
raise your glass to the light and give it a swirl or two. You'll see the liquid leaves
a trail as it flows back into the base of the glass. These are called legs or tears.
I've heard that with wine. You're supposed to do that with wine. So sheets are supposed
to be better, right? So if it's in sheets, that's better than legs. Put in sheets. I
guess it means instead of small skinny legs, there are sheets coming down the side of the
glass. Right, right, right. That's my guess. I don't know. Yeah, no. It says, but more
sheets than legs. All right. So basically it was uniform coming down the glass, uniform
versus well, if you hold it up, I mean, I know you'll see it. That's kind of dumb. Why
does anybody care about this? Because that's the viscous. And that's what he's saying.
I mean, who really cares? That's what he's saying. It tastes good. OK, well, I give this
guy credit for her. Basically, we're a sentence that says it doesn't matter. So we essentially
learned a new thing today, and that's the legs of the bourbon is is the trail that it
leaves or the tears on the side. So when you do a little swirling, the viscosity will adhere
to the side of the glass. And is it coming in tears or is it in a sheet? Is it a thick
coating around the entire rim of the glass or the interior? Or is it kind of? Yeah, but
we need to know what that means. Right. So is it supposed to be a bad bourbon if the
if the legs are? I think it has something to do with the like what Jeff said, the viscosity
of how it is. And that's directly related to temperature, too, though. I don't know.
That's something we're going to have to research. Oh, thanks, Jeff, for turning on the why don't
we open up the lines and see if somebody's going to call in and let us know what the
legs and sheets are? OK, let's do that. Hey, this is Paul Rizzo. I got a. Oh, that went
bad in a hurry. Oh, Rizzo. Rizzo. I know we're done with the we're done with the bourbon
review. I thought it was it was good. Like I said. Yeah. I mean, do you do you taste
anything specific? I mean, it's got the traditional bourbon flavors, I think. Oh, right. It did
open up. Yeah. It doesn't smell ethanol anymore. I'm liking it. I'm telling you, I
think in. I honestly. I think that every time we bring a bourbon, we get it from the store,
I think we need to open it. I think we need to open it, let it sit in with the cap off.
No, bring it home, bring it here, open it, let it sit for 10 minutes with the cap off
and then put the cap back on. I'm you know, I'm I just I think we need to try it. Well,
you don't know what to compare it to, though. Why do we put the cap back on? I figured we
just leave it off for 10 minutes and then sample it. Well, I like where that's going.
But that's what you do. We bring home three bottles at a time. We'd be shit faced. We
can't even get out of the damn store without getting shit faced, let alone come home and
sample more. Going to peanut butter and jellies, which we haven't done in a few weeks. We haven't
done it. Well, apparently I think it's never happening again. Puts you on to sleep. He
does like three one hundred shot shots because he can't control 100 percent shots. Whatever.
You're going to I'm not an alcoholic, but I was like, well, maybe I am. I don't know.
But the thing is, look, it does every every time we do it, which is ninety nine percent
of the time we've gone to total wine. We're usually even with a double shot with double
fist to complementing liqueurs, peanut butter and jelly. Mostly supposed to be liqueurs,
not moonshine like you get. Well, you know, I do the peanut butter flavored bourbon and
some sort of fruit flavored vodka. Yeah, I mean, it's the base is full, full, full proof,
right? Whether it's a whiskey, whether it's a rum, that's a full proof. And these are
the mini bar bottles. So they're they're they're more than a full shot. These are like a half
two shots like a martini style. They are. And then we marry whatever that base is with
a chocolatey something or a fruity or fruity. They are yummy. They are yummy. God bless.
Yeah. Well, we're pulling out of that parking lot. I've got it's not the radio is off and
I've got music playing, you know. Well, you're the only one because you we're fine and you
fall asleep. So when he wakes up at eleven, let's go. Yeah. Well, yeah. Are you guys I
did. I got home completely passed out and came to around eleven o'clock. I text you
guys and I'm like, OK, I'm up. Let's go. Yeah. What are we doing tonight? I was like, I'm
in bed. I was totally in bed. I had been sleeping for 30 minutes. Yeah. And she always like
your phone is going on. Right. Well, that's true. So I can't. I mean, you know, and the
thing is weird is because, well, I don't think it's just the the peanut butter and jelly
shots. It's the barrage of samples that we're doing in there, too. That doesn't help. Well,
Sean goes in there and make sure he has the largest sample. Well, I mean, it helps. Well,
the funny thing is, like usually when you go into these places, there's usually a good
looking woman standing behind a little table. Right. Or men. And and and you know, they
it's a setup deal. Right. Where you see where they are, you see where the samples are, you
know what they are. But we've gotten to a VP, a VP VIP status where we know the guys
that work there, where they hunt us down. Yeah. Or I see him and I'm like, hey, man,
what do you you know, what do you have? And they have like a little side stash. Yeah.
And they and he's like, yeah, oh, we've got a couple bottles of this and this. Well, come
on over. And then we do like an ad hoc, an ad hoc tasting. Right. Yeah. We'll have like
a couple shots of bourbon while we're there. Exactly. And it's like it's not it's totally
VIP treatment. Speaking of VIP treatment, it's kind of funny. Our producer just brought
over some crow's scot mint cookies. What's going on with that? Thank you, Mr. Producer.
That was nice. Yeah. Are these fat free? All of them. Negative. I think they're going to
pair pretty well with the bourbon. Mm hmm. It's good. Yes. We're all trying to muscle
down the thin men. Here's the problem. So I've been cleared to start working out right
after this shoulder surgery. Is that a problem? It's working out as far as like weightlifting.
No, no, no, no, no. To get on the bike. Right. So I've got this, you know, bike that was
collecting dust for months and months and months, probably a year. Right. And finally,
I'm back on it. And then when you bust your ass, I mean, I'm busting my ass, right? It's
a 30 minute ride, but still I'm drenched and I'm like groaning and it's hard. And I get
done and it says, congratulations, you're done. It was 300 calories. Right. And so I'm
thinking to myself, 300 calories. And then I start walking around when I get hungry,
like I want a snack and I pull the shit off the shelf and I'm like, 190 calories for two
of these, whatever it is. And I'm thinking to myself, shit, man, that's more than half
of what I busted my ass doing on the bike. Yeah. But your body is constantly burning
calories. This is true. You are burning calories. But the point is, you know, if you if you
look at it like that, it's like, what the hell am I getting on the bike for? Yeah. Because
I'm sitting here now. Now I'm shoveling a thin. In order to really lose weight, one
of the things is you have to be negative calories, right? You have to burn more calories than
you take in. Yeah. Well, just don't be a fat ass. I'll be gluttonous pig. It is that thin
mints and drinking burb. It is honestly that simple. You have to burn more than you consume.
I'm choking on a thin mints. And that's the that's the problem. Does I think the older
you get, I think your body may burn less calories. The metabolism, your metabolism, your metabolism
slows down. That sucks. Yeah. Well, these thin mints, they bring me back. They bring
me back. I remember like when I was oh my God. I mean, Girl Scout Cookies had been around
for a long time. 1980. Yeah. Back in the 80s. And it was just like, I mean, really, do you
remember as kids? Yeah. But my sister was a brownie. I don't know if she ever she made
it the Girl Scout before she hung her hat and she sold cookies. But it wasn't the it
wasn't the rackets that are this now. Oh, yeah. Now, now it's in front of every store.
I remember there were there were pockets of times where and of course, Girl Scout Cookies
come out kind of annually at a certain time. I don't know what time that is. But I do.
No, no, not. Well, they do eventually. Jesus Christ. Like these thin mints are coming out
annually. So anyways, I just remember that we would buy these these Girl Scout Cookies.
And I remember in New Jersey, we would go to we buy the cookies. I mean, there was a
stand like out in front of the grocery store. Do you remember that? Yeah. And then we would
go to we you know, this is like the summertime or something like that. I don't remember exactly
what it was, but we were able to go to the movies afterwards. That's the whole point
is that we smuggled the cookies into the theater. Very nice. And that was the deal. And you
ate the whole damn box. Of course, you ate the whole damn box. But then you could sometimes
to know you could totally could. That's crazy. Well, but they but they make the producers
just put up something. The Girl Scout sells three hundred boxes of cookies outside of
a marijuana dispensary in just six hours. Well, you know, they're going to need them.
I think one of the complaints that some of the girls have with Girl Scouts is it's basically
geared toward selling cookies. It's so commercial. That's why they want to do stuff like the
Boy Scouts. They're like, this isn't what we intend or wanted. Right. They turned into
spokesmen for the cookie program, which is completely separate from the Girl Scouts.
They don't do. What do you mean? I'm just saying that the where does the money go to
like what percentage of it actually goes to what are the Girl Scouts do? I mean, they
don't do shit. What Girl Scouts do is they they fucking get crochet crochet patches.
That is not fair at all. It's not fair. But I'm on with a Girl Scout leader. I was 40
years ago. Nowadays, it's changed. I don't know if that's true. I honestly don't know.
Do they go on cookouts and they go on camp out? My sister, my sister, when I was a yes.
But that was back then. They do Boy Scouty. Now, nowadays, I'm guaranteeing that it's not
like that, man. I guarantee. How do you know that? Well, I just because they're greedy
sons of bitches. That's what it is. Everyone, anyone that makes fucking money or is greedy.
OK, I get that. The people that make the fucking cookies. Hold on. I just shovel this shit
down your throat. It's good stuff. I understand what you're saying, but I think it's unfair
to say that they don't do anything other than sell cookies and that they're a bunch of greedy
little. I get it. I'm not saying the Girl Scouts are greedy sons of bitches. I'm saying
the organization. Yeah. Yeah. The organization. Yeah. The actual cookies aren't the Girl Scouts.
Let's be clear. Well, no, they don't make them. I'm just saying. But it has nothing
to do with the Girl Scouts. Well, they're raising money for the Girl Scouts. They are
giving a percentage to the Girl Scouts. What is the percentage? Look at that. Where is
the rest of the girls? Look up the. I heard it's like they make 20 percent. The rest of
it goes into the fat people's pocket that make the boxes. Well, shit, that's a good
good. Pretty good percentage, actually. No, no. 80 percent. 20 percent goes to the Girl
Scouts. That's what I'm saying. I thought that was pretty good. Well, they don't make
a girl's got motherfucking cookies. If you put the name on the box, I need to be making
80 percent. Hold on. They don't make the cookies. All they do is get a bunch of boxes and have
to sell them for him. Fuck that. I don't know. I don't think. Well, hold on. Let's find out.
What is the percentage, Mr. Producer? I don't think so. It says 100 percent of it. All of
the net revenues raised through the Girl Scout Cookie Program. Oh, wow. Cent of it stays
with the local council and troops. That can't be true. That's net revenue. Net revenue.
So they were just so they buy the cookies at cost. No, they buy the cookies at somewhere.
You know what? Whatever. So the point is we would get these cookies and you did, Mr.
Producer, but it's on our desk. We can sit there and go to the movies. And I remember it was like for a couple of weeks in a row, it seemed like the best time ever. And it was right in the 80s when all these fucking weird ass movies were coming out.
Like Tron, like Gremlins. Let me see. Fast Times, Richmond High. Yeah. Airplane. Airplane. Jaws 4. Were you able to see the airplane? Why? Because one, two and three were in the 70s. Why couldn't you have got Jaws 2? Jaws was in the 70s. Jaws 2 may have been in the 70s.
I'll tell you one of my favorite movies to go during the 80s was Indiana Jones. Let's not forget Empire Strikes Back. That one came out in 1980. Indiana Jones was that. That whole series was amazing. You know that next one. They're making another one.
Are they really? Yes. Are they going with that one dude again? Indiana Jones or what else is it? Harrison Ford is in it. But I think it's his son who is the Schwaspiker. Montana. Was his name Montana? Mons Trana?
Well, in the last movie they passed the torch. The crystal skeletons or whatever. And it went to that dude that's eccentric. That actor that's eccentric. Sheila Booth? Yes. He was supposed to be the new Indiana Jones. I don't think he's in this one.
Are you talking about the crystal skulls? Indiana Jones part five. They made it clear that there was going to be a handoff. That's his son in the movie. And they made it clear that he's passing the torch to this guy. That one was kind of a weird episode. The skulls when they came together they kind of made some sort of information overload and burnt that lady's brain out with data. I thought it was a spaceship. They're alien skulls.
Yeah, they were alien skulls and the lady was like, give me all the knowledge. I want it all. And these beams were coming. That was just like the original right? Where they, the lost ark and they don't look at it and they all get zapped.
That was different. That was different. And the face melted. Oh, yes. What a great scene that was. Raiders of the Lost Ark. That was the first one. That was also when the big German got chewed up by the propeller.
Oh, yeah. They were fighting. Oh, yeah. And they on the blood spot. That's also where Harrison Ford kind of came out with this little the comedic spot where, you know, the guy comes out jumps out in front of him comes up with a sword. And he looks at him like, please, bitch. And then shoots him.
Yeah. And they all cheer. Yeah. People. Oh, there's the melt. Oh, yes. It's face melting. Yeah. So, yeah. You see the flame. Oh, it's disgusting. Yeah. It's actually pretty good graphics considering that. But oh, nice explosion.
I forgot he exploded. Anyways, so yeah, we went to go see that movie. You know, we actually went to go see it, believe it or not. It was. But those were some of the classic ones. But some of the riffraff 80s was like Herbie Goes Bananas.
Oh, there were a bunch of Herbie movies. There were a lot of back in this. Those were Disney movies. Yeah. There was like a bunch of Saturday matinee movies. It was crazy. Outside of the mainstream. I mean, this is the other one produced put up on the screen where the Arabian dude comes out with a sword. He's like, oh, I've got this. And he's just like, oh, please. Because, you know, Harrison Ford has been running all over the the city dodging vases, hiding in a great movie, though.
It really ain't nobody got time for this. Yeah. They had Temple of Doom where they were digging out hearts. Oh, yeah. Right. That was the third one. No, that was the second one. Second one. It was the second of doom. Yeah. Yeah, that was. So it was that movie and Gremlins that created PG 13.
That's how that happened. Yeah. People. Parents were like, what the whole the whole heart thing? Like you said, they were like, what the hell's going on? And then they put Grimm, one of the gremlins in the blender and blew up one of them in the microwave. Yep. And that was too much for the parents. So they created 13.
Well, you know, you scarred some of the kids that were like five, six years old and they were like, I wouldn't expect a call him on. And they were lowering them down on the pit. Yeah. And he almost looked like some from a Saturday Night Live skit. You know, he really did. He looked like the guy from Fish.
Yeah. Yeah. Good movie, too. Come over here. Put the blood on your face. You go down the hole. I remember the blonde lady in it was attractive. Whatever. Well, you know, he always had to have a sidekick. Well, hold on. What was her name?
Long Girl. Was she popular? I think she was. There she is right there. She is. She was really pretty. I wonder what her name was. Is it Kate Capshaw? Oh, it might be. And she married. Did you just nail it? And she married Steven Spielberg. Oh, wow. Did you know that? I did not know that. Allison Doody. No, I think it's I think he's right. It's Kate Capshaw. Look at that. Cali.
Oh, he's got a beating heart. I was thinking of the tell me that's not horrifying for an eight year old kid wanting to watch Indiana Jones. Yeah. Isn't the little Asian kid the kid from Goonies? I don't know. How would I know that? Because you saw you saw both movies that you I don't think so.
Yeah. Kate Capshaw. Yeah, there she is. Good job. Very nice. Then K. Hawk Wong is short round. How is Dan Ackroyd in Indiana Jones? He's Weber. Weber. I don't remember him being in that movie. What role was that? Weber. He must have been a like a well, that is I don't recall.
He must have been like a like a museum administrator or something like that. You know how they always have a scene where they're, you know, trying to have him get collect art. Oh, wait a second. No. So I think he's a British. He's some sort of British guy in that movie. I don't know.
British. Whatever. So anyways, we would go to these the theater that days and the matinees and we jump all over this. I mean, is any in it? I mean, what are there? Is that what started your your movie buffets? You think? Well, I mean, it was opportunity. So, you know, the fact that I was a military brat living on a military base and there wasn't shit to do.
Well, back then it was different, you know, for all kids because we didn't have phones and we had three channels on TV, four channels, whatever it is. It was that you were outside. Yeah, we actually lived right and got to experience stuff like look at that bug.
Yeah, we used to go into the woods and there was a creek behind the house where I grew up, woods and whatnot. We go back there and we'd catch snakes, garter snakes. We go down there and we'd catch crawdads down there in the creek, lift up rocks and we'd have a jar full of crawdads.
Yeah, I used to go exactly what boys should be doing. Well, there was a couple of girls that went with us. We would leave. I'll tell you, man, I have to go to New Jersey for my job. And so I started checking out some of the places I have to go to.
It turns out that where I grew up in New Jersey, Fort Momma in Eaton Town, the house there, it just brought back a flood of memories. And the house is still there. They opened up the fort to the civilian public where people can buy the houses and stuff.
You haven't seen it yet. I've physically been there because I haven't. But I mean, you can go on Google and you can clearly see it. But Jeff talks about the creek behind the house and we had something similar. And there was what they call the duck pond.
And we used to we used to go fishing there in the mornings. And but we used to get our own bait because we were challenged to getting money. So we would get up. We'd leave the house and I would sneak out like a one o'clock in the morning.
We remember climbing out and I'm good. Well, actually, no, I'm good. I don't need to be right now. I'd climb out the back and we would get like they didn't have five. I forget what the hell we're carrying them in. But we would get night crawlers and we would go out there with a flashlight and we'd find the worms.
And you'd have to tick your fingers and you'd have to catch them really quick because they're super quick. You ever try to catch it a night crawler and they because they're they lay out. I'm not exactly sure what a night crawler crawler is a very huge.
It's a large worm. It comes out its hole and and it was a dick for them all the time. I don't know what the hell it does. It like basks in the moonlight or something. I don't know what it does, but it comes out at night and you can see it because you get a flashlight.
And it's the top left there. I was going to say that is not an earthworm. Yeah, that was. Yeah, they're big. But they're large. OK, hold on. They're large. Night crawler is the same thing as one of those big earthworms.
Exactly. What is it? I as a kid, I played with lots of gigantic worms like big worms and they left a long trail of. Oh, yeah. When you pick them up and they go into panic mode, they poop. Well, they poop.
But then they they they expel this highly viscous slime. Yes. Yes, they do. Well, and then and then we would hook them. I mean, we go fishing, right?
You take the big worm and cut it in half and squirm it all around and you put it on the hook. And it's like shitting on you. But it's not really, I guess, his guts.
Well, you can imagine these these earthworms are climbing through the mud. So they're basically.
Do they eat the bodies? They eat the mud as part of their traveling through the mud.
They have to, because when you cut it in half to put it on the on the on the hook, it's excreting, you know, brown stuff.
Well, I'm assuming it's not poop is brown as well. I don't think it's poop. I think it's mud. I think you're right.
Yeah. So worms eat dirt, the animal, newer and organic. Also, worms procreate with themselves.
They're asexual. But don't we all know?
The worms are asexual, which means that there's they don't have a sex.
They're kind of like a sponge. They reproduce by fission. Fission without sexual organs.
Yes. So, yeah, that's right. Because I remember in seventh grade, the big thing was it was in science class was the big thing.
That's the first time you start doing dissections. Yes. And they would bring in these humongous, bigger than normal earthworms.
Right. Night crawlers. And you'd sit there and you'd get your little scalpel and you'd lay it open and you could see all the ganglia
and all the yeah, all the pieces. That was one thing I miss about school.
You know, that was one thing. Producer, do they do that currently? They in lab class.
Did you ever have to dissect a rat or a or a pig? I think Brandon did a pig. We did.
Oh, wow. We did a rat. I think we did a lot of things. I think Stephen did pig too. Like a big pig.
A full 300 pound hog. They put it on the ceiling and gutted it. It was like a little piglet.
They skinned it, made moccasins out of the skin. Oh, yeah. A frog. OK, so I'll tell you, I'll share a little snippet.
We did a frog as well. I took I brought my lunch to school one time. And remember the Lipton cups, cup of soup?
Oh, yeah. And you know, well, I took one of the dehydrated peas out of the soup and I shoved it in one of the the frogs veins or those open cavity.
And I called the teacher over, saying, what is that? And the teacher is like, I don't know, but it's growing.
You know, because the peas started soaking up the formaldehyde. That shit stunk, too.
I still remember that smell that formaldehyde. They pulled the frogs out of the worms, whatever it was.
And it just has that smell. That brings up the other movie with E.T. where he's trying to free all the frickin what were they killing?
Oh, yeah. E.T. I saw that movie once. Remember, E.T. was watching a movie where he was he was mind melded with Elliot.
Oh, well, yeah, he was mind melded with Elliot and whatever he was watching on TV, he was making he was.
Elliot was doing in the classroom. Yeah. The E.T. was he was consuming alcohol.
He was consuming Coors beer and then Ellie got drunk. Yes. Yes.
And so he was watching the TV and is like animals were being like something like set him free or something.
And so he started setting all the all the frogs free set him free set him free. The frogs dead.
No, no, they're all live. They were in jars or something.
They were they were all over the place. They made the kids euthanize.
So they had a live frog and they had this they had a barrel, a little they had a glass container.
And the teacher would come around with a cotton ball.
That's right. And he would drop the cotton ball that was soaked in some sort of cyanide.
Something that would kill the frog. So they the frog was alive.
The teacher would come by, drop the cotton ball in there and the frog would eventually die.
Is this based on the movie or this is what you remember happened in the movie? Oh, OK. Yeah.
Wow. So there will be once I remember any of this. Oh, yeah.
So then that's when Ellie was like free the frogs and he was afraid.
And then they had the camera went to this one girl and she had a frog on her hair.
She was screaming. Right. And then in the movie, the actor grabs the woman and kisses her.
And he grabs a girl that he likes in the classroom and kisses her.
And he gets in major trouble. Did he get a swat? I got a first boner.
What? Did he get a swat? What the hell is a swat? A smack.
You never got swat on the ass from school? Oh, why? He got major trouble.
Well, those are illegal. But yeah, I remember the I remember there are certain teachers.
You never wanted to get a swat from. Yeah. Like a coach. Yeah.
I never got swatted. I think I was on the tail end of the swatting.
But no, it was full bore when I was going to school. You know, you into what year?
Like all the way through a senior in high school. Yeah. Yeah.
My two friends got it in high school. Got paddled. Yep.
By the vice principal. He was a softball coach.
And and once you're given an option like you could either get paddled or do suspension.
I think so. And they're like, we'll take the swats.
And I got out of it. Take it like a man. I got out of it somehow.
And they still hold that over me. And I remember they said, yeah, white privilege.
Well, they're both. Well, actually, the one guy is half Japanese.
So maybe there's some racism. There was a racist deal going on.
Yeah. But no, the other guy is just I've never heard of swats.
I did like my elementary junior high in in in New Jersey.
And I went to El Paso and I showed up the technically I was like high school.
Right. And I show up and I'm playing basketball and not to be.
But whatever. So I was in there and I grabbed the the net and I was kind of pulling myself up on it.
And they say, hey, what are you doing? And I was like, oh, I was pulling up on someone.
Just playing around, you know, playing basketball. Right. You know, and.
And I was like, oh, cool. So this guy, this coach, this dude takes me to the back.
And I was thinking, well, I like to abuse you. No. Wow.
Come with me in this back closet. Very sensual.
You were like, you got a couple options here. I can paddle you. You can zip.
I had no idea why he called me in the back.
So I went in the back and I was thinking, he probably wants to, you know,
have me play on the basketball team or something. I had no idea.
I put my hands on a desk, he opens up a drawer, takes this thing out and just wax me.
There's no there's nothing. There's no warning.
There was nothing. Takes it out. Wack. He says, don't grab that net again.
And you didn't. Did you? Did it hurt? Yes, it hurt.
Well, I mean, assuming it did, but I mean, you know, I hurt like a motherfucker
and I was unprepared. I had no idea what the hell was going on.
And I'm thinking, no, I did not. But, you know, but still, does it matter?
I mean that's a violation of your of your he should have told you first
Yeah, I had no idea that was something you know I had no idea thoughts of that was even something that must have been
Bullshit you must have been just driving this coach crazy for months brand new and finally he's like I'm swatting dude
I was brand new maybe maybe that was like the first day
He looked at you and was like I got to sell this guy down on a white and he was black and I was an El Paso
So you're racist
He was evidently no white kids are allowed to be paddled. No, it can't go the other way. It's only you
Yeah, could be racist well, I mean you put a black racist in the in a in a powerful position
They're gonna you know they're gonna act out, but they're not you as a white kid forced a black coach to paddle you
Wow white privilege he should have given me a warning he should have given me a should have given you so for real
Did you guys get ever sent to the?
Did you ever get in trouble in school like sent to the principal's office or the assistant principal's office sure
What do the more more I think about it? I was a piece of shit really you got sent there all the time
And I just yeah, I mean you doing just doing stupid stuff. I'm just I
Was like I was a goof. I mean and they just got tired of it send it send his ass out I
Guess I mean no no no no I didn't act up in class to get kicked out
It was just I would do things like bring stink bombs and you know oh you the you pranked it
I did that I did that I brought
Way back then it was called fart spray. I think I was I think it was a
Gosh was I a freshman no, I think I was a senior in high school farts farts right air got it from Spencer's
You know that that I love Spencer's who doesn't love going has a little gag gifts and stuff. That's a totally 80s
You know I say today things it's new, but it's different today. I mean they sell dildos in there today
Yeah, that's it. I mean back then it was just like sexually explicit meaning that they they had that fundies
Where you wear the underwear with your partner those two people would fit in a pair of underwear
And it was a roll of fruit roll-ups or something yes, and he had edible underwear as well
Right about those ratios you got back then yeah, it wasn't it wasn't too risque
You know now. It's just like you know they got vibrators there, and just it's just really yeah, were you there last week or?
He frequents it yeah, I'm just gonna say do you have like a like a he owned stock in it
You have like are you part of their loyalty I get a I get a monthly Chronicle
You have like a whole bunch of points on the catalogue mail list. Yeah, he's got points
But anyway, I had this I had this fart spray and I accumulated points I get stuff you know one thing that
again my two friends that I would hang out with would probably corroborate this is I would always
Instigate the things and they would always take it too far
And then you got they would get in trouble, and I would not well. It's their fault for taking it too far. Oh
What oh you let them that is Jeff I'd let you
You served up the softball
And the exit states left right before shit hits a fan
What a dick that would be totally something that I would bite on I get all wound up see that right there those stink bombs
So the producer pulled up these it's a cartridge. It's a it's a little bit bigger than a match
Not a match book, but a match box smelly salts or something well what it is
Glass vials there glass vials in there
And they're very thin and you can easily put them under your foot and step on them and then walk away
Wherever you're at like a little plastic vial. It's a it's a glass vial. Oh god. That's horrible
But it's so thin that when you step on it it just disintegrate it disintegrates into nothing
So it's a what you do just what I would do is I would walk out and you know it's outside
It's recess whatever and I would have one of the little glass vials
And now I would put it under my foot and I wouldn't step on it right away
I would I would kneel down put it under my foot
I was pretend like I would tie my shoe and I'd slide it under my foot
And then I would stand up a step on it
Squish it break up the glass real good, so don't hurt themselves and walk away
But and then no for some reason it didn't you know dissipated pretty quick
But while it's dissipating I just hear just like this wave of people behind me
Oh
Is that you again Paul
It's the deaf kid
I got trouble for that. That was one of the reasons I went to the office because I shared the because I went to this German
I bought like a case of those we had bought together a case of those and it cost like five bucks
it was ridiculous right and we bought a whole case of those and
I'm one other guy knew yeah, and the other guy got caught cuz he was being stupid right you gotta be you gotta be discreet
You gotta be discreet super discreet
Slide it under my foot crunch crunch walk away
He was like
Well, what a maroon total maroon
You know so he gets called out by the teachers and the teachers like well Sean bottom Sean who?
Totally ratted you out. I thought they were your friends there were but you know
Well, there was there was a guy in the same school
This was in Germany of all places so there was a guy in the school that had the same last name as me
And so they called him up with his name Sean do
Yes, I was like yeah the same first and last name
Oh God and spelled the same one of the odds cuz my name spelled se a yeah that poor guy got suspended all pretty high
I know well though
He he he cried and said it wasn't him and then cuz they came to me first is like I don't know
I feel like it's the other guy probably other Sean if the other Sean so you know and then
They came back and they were like was it you know, it's like no and they were just like
Yeah
But they didn't paddle there but it was I totally got busted
You know and then I had to go home with it and then I knew my dad was gonna beat the crap out of me
So I didn't have walking and this is in Germany
so and back then this is the Benjamin Franklin village in Mannheim, Germany and
To the my house we lived in these military quarters and the the quarters were these large
apartment buildings that had three
Stairwells that were five stories tall so there were a lot of families that lived in one building
Right and so I had to go about eight long buildings all the way home
So wasn't that hard to get home, but what didn't take that long? So I stopped about the third building in
Into the middle building a middle stairwell and they had a basement too because they had storage in the base
I took the rest of the case and I was in the
basement and I stopped on the whole tire
Because I had to get rid of it
Families living in that building Sean it dissipated quickly it did they probably called hazmat
Well, and like all the families had to like relocate and all the clothes were ruined. No, I
Even did we even went to the library. They did think they were like, what is that?
It's stunk but it dissipated within like five ten minutes, you know you ran well I'd bring it from that one
We didn't go into like the library of all places and so they ultimately catch you
No, they will now they're still looking
Yeah, no, but I got home your pole for my dad whipped my stasi is looking for him. Yeah, my dad we follow
Kill him I
Only got I was a goody-goody like a sad goody-goody. I got in trouble one time
I got sent to the assistant principal one time the hell I know right we I know no, I know
It's a good story. So I'm sitting in the cafeteria and this one kid's bullying me, right?
He's yeah, he's throwing these peas and they're landing in my catch up and splattering onto my clothes
And I'm like kind of ketchup or you had you had the cheap ketchup. He had the like ketchup water
Yeah, I guess I had to catch up water didn't have Heinz ketchup anyway, so he was kind of
You guys done the throwing he's throwing peas it means I'm like and I'm not a fighter
It's not like I'm a skid. I'm kicking the ass right you didn't alpha male him. I did with those peas
I didn't so anyway, so he gets up to go get like something else and
His books were on the end of the of the table. So you just pushed the books
Well, I know there was a big trash can right on the end of the table
And I pushed all I put like a whole stack of books
Pushed them all into the trash can and then everybody at the table dumped our trays on it
Oh really and so I'm sitting in class
Just the next period or the period after and they come in for me Paul Paul
We need Paul the front office plans. Can you please they're like and they sent me to the principal's office
And I come into the principal's office and there are the books and they're all like
Krusty and stuck together and ketchup and and he goes and he goes, okay
Do you want to tell me what happened to these books and I stood there for a second cuz I was gonna lie
And I stood there for a second. I went
Well, I can tell you I shoved him into the trash can and then all of us dumped our trays on it
And he was amazed his eyes were huge and he goes and why would you do that?
I go cuz the guy was throwing food in and you know and throwing food at me and
Got ketchup all over my shirt. He goes
Go back to class
Awesome. That was it. Awesome. You know what?
Well, back to class because I was honest because I was honest right now. He felt guilty
Yeah, he felt guilty. You had that like you had those hearing aids with the d-size battery pack around your head
It's like these gigantic like they're like earmuffs back then and well, that's what he said when I walked in he goes
Can you hear me?
He saw you look like
Sidekick security guards with the earmuffs on this huge
Cloud city know what a hearing aid looks like even back then they weren't that bad. God you're a mess. I remember one time
I remember one time another time that I somehow got out of the bully. I got out of the trouble with that
Yeah, you would I was in probably seventh or eighth grade
It must been eighth grade and we're we didn't have hot lunches after fifth grade hot lunches went away
Oh, that sucks. So we didn't have that the way past the bond
We had hot lunches all the way to the end high school fifth grade
They they did pass the next bond and all hot lunches went away through all those for all the schools
So all we had was milk and that you know
The little orange juice thing that you could buy so we'd line up and well you had no food at all
Like you had to pack your lunch. You had no ham and cheese sandwiches
Nothing, you you brought your lunch every day. You had to pack your lunch every morning. I did
Oh ever since since sixth grade, which you're what 11, right?
So from 11 on I packed my lunch every you make it yourself, too
I did really your parents didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry. No. Wow. Well, I think we're touching on some really
No, I don't care really raw nerves here. I don't care. But anyway, I had to walk uphill both ways school
In the snow and had to make my own damn lunch. Actually, I did have to do that as well. We'll cover that in a minute
How is that possible?
You walked backwards no
I'll tell I don't think it works that way. If you weren't backwards, it's still uphill or downhill
I did it both ways. But anyway, we got in line to get your milk
Yes, and the the teacher wasn't there yet. We were the
I don't know the third or fourth in line. We drank all of them and no we're sitting there at the cooler waiting for the
Teacher to be there to hang on to us, right?
And there was a outlet box that was sticking out because it used to be the cafeteria where all the food was made, right?
So all the power shit was still in there
We're standing there and it was just a power box a little four outlet power box that was sticking up out of the
ground on like a little
Pipe right? So the box was on top of it. I didn't like that
Kick it. I was just sitting there. I was leaning against the wall and I kick it
and sparks flew everywhere
Boom sparks flowing everywhere big loud pop and my friend was standing next to me
Did you see that I was just like
No one saw me do it and the teacher comes running then grabs my friend
Takes him to the principal
Bounce for him. I was just like
You didn't you didn't like vouch for him. I was just like what else I could seventh grade or eighth grade
I was just like, you knew well I did and he went and he's like it wasn't me. He's still in jail
He's like that son of a bitch. Yeah, he's like the the january 6 protesters. He's still in jail. He's still in jail
God, isn't that crazy? I shouldn't have brought that up. Yeah, that's crazy. That's cruel and unusual punishment
Anyway, sorry keep so you basically burned the school down and blamed your friend
Yeah, it was a big big loud big pop smoke came up. You know what the electric why would it do that?
It arced so it popped a circuit. I mean, why would it do that?
So how big of a spark was it? It was how long did it last? No, it was fast like a second. Yeah
Um, so something arced
so uh depending on the the
The amperage I mean it was probably a big nice big fat 20
Amp circuit or something like that or if it was maybe been probably 30 40 something like that
30 if there was like a probably other than hooked it up to it. Yeah, it was the big probably
it's where you would line up where the
Some of the older uh, oh the 10 000 some of the commercial 10 000 older
Breaker boxes back then had what they called federal boxes and these federal boxes
Uh the breakers that traditionally are put in there are harder to trip
right, so it allows uh, whatever there's a
A cross and that's why the sparks last nowadays you can fart next to a plug and it'll trip it, you know, right?
Yeah, especially with yours
your
Plugs or your farts. Oh not the plug. Yeah pole
No, really honestly, that's that's exactly what it is. Uh, you know back then the the the breakers just weren't you know
They're designed to trip but they're also designed to to maintain a certain load before it trips
You know and nowadays they've got a lot more safety involved in there
That's why there's a lot of ours. So going back to the discipline in school. So today zero
Zero discipline. I'm all for corporal punishment. They can't do anything to these kids. You can't touch them
You can't talk sternly to them. You can't i'm for corporal and we told our you can have sex with them
You could do that. Well, I mean they do but it's not allowed
Yeah, we told all our teachers up through probably when you had the teacher conferences
If he misbehaves beat him
Yeah, it's shocking. You have my permission if you want to give us and here's my taser. You can use it anytime you want
Here make him go pick a switch off the tree. This is a special underwear. This is my favorite twitch
No, but we told him I was like if you if you need to get on them
You have my support kind of a thing if you need to yell at him
Who was the football player that got told I was just thinking that um
He played minnesota minnesota vikings. Yep. He beat his kid, right? Well, he took a switch
Yeah, he switched his kid. I hell I got switched as a kid
I got beaten with a fiberglass rod
What kind of fiberglass rod like a fission bowl?
It was like a fiberglass rod now granted, you know, he didn't do it very often
It was more he called it the swinging singing switch because he would be like i've had enough and he'd get it and he'd go
Jesus christ, how was that? That was like, uh, you know, did it sound like a tiger hidden dragon or whatever
Did it sound did it sound like a singing switch to you?
It was a fiberglass rod that he would wave in the air and it would go
Sounds like a fishing pole. They used to take like a a year a yardstick and and crack that on my ass
Yeah, they take the yardstick and crack the knuckles too, you know, seriously
I think my grandparents had like a case of them and because every time he racked one on me
He always broke it right he'd come back. He used to broke my thing
And he freaking bought a case of the damn thing. You have another one next time
That only happened to me once
You know remember when we had sliding glass doors and like you don't trust the lock you had to put a piece of wood
In between the door and the wall
My dad got so mad at me. He grabbed that thing and was chasing me up the stairs and hit me over the head and it cracked
And he was like, oh damn it because that's just
because that was
That was his security. Yeah, that was
It's a proprietary piece of wood. Yeah, because he has to be the perfect length, right and he was like, oh dad dang it
Beat you with the other hand, of course, I didn't feel it. I mean hit my head and I was like, oh damn
Damn, he just hit me on the head and he's like, oh and then I ran to my room. Oh my god
And you wept and I wept wept for days wept whatever
No, yeah, anyway, so so they we don't they don't allow any of that in today's schools, right?
So I tell you what they're they're more firm
um
Firm in some schools than others nice
I just did it totally depends on the teacher though because my wife right she's a brand new teacher, right?
So she's been there. She's been a teacher for a year. Not even she started in the fall, right?
So she's in the in the middle of her first year
Wait, no, no, it's her second. Oh, she's starting her second year. God. I'm losing my mind
anyway, so
She doesn't put up with anything right? She raised three boys
Well, she doesn't put up with anything. That's no excuse
So they come into the class right fifth graders on one side of the class and she's working with their third graders
And for some reason the teacher walked out of the classroom the other teacher and they were making hooting and hollering making all sorts of noise
And she was like
She was like the zoo. Yeah, there is no shelly only zoo
And and she was like screaming at them they were like
And she was like i'm not dealing with it and then like but none of the teachers will do that
They don't do that. Shelly's like i'm gonna get in trouble and she knows
Eventually, she's gonna get talked to about being too firm with them
but i'll tell you what when they're in her classroom they
I she's got them. She's got them conditioned. Yeah, well they behave
Well, there's there's certain rules on that first day you have to establish. Yeah, these are my rules
If you break them, these are the consequences
And uh, that's a key thing that when you go through teacher certification or through school to get your teacher degree
That's one of the things that they teach you is you need to establish
Authority and rules on that first day. Well, if you don't you lose control, right?
And what's interesting is she's a resource teacher, right? So that she does like one-on-one with a handful of students, right?
Probably not more than 10 or 15 and they're the kids that you know
For one reason or another they have to get pulled out of their own classroom and they have to have that one-on-one
discipline or one-on-one teaching
And it's usually because their behavior problems, you know i'm saying they're behind because they're constantly getting in trouble
Or they're being disruptive or they something or you know something
So she's got the kids that and then some of them have learning disabilities and they checked out of school
They don't give a shit and so they're just you know
I mean she's got a handful of all these different type of kids anyway, but they come to her and
You know, they're amped up like, you know, this is fun time, but we're gonna we're gonna school around right?
But not now right she they love her too because they she's showing them boundaries
They they go they come from households that there are no boundaries
Right and when a kid is outside their boundaries, it's insecure. I mean they they don't act like it. They don't mean they're like
Well test and test and test and test and and do this and do that
Anyway, it's just interesting and she thinks she's gonna get in trouble because they're not allowed to do that kind of stuff
But whatever. Yeah, anyway, well
Well, just someone complains I would just keep doing it. That's what I told her. Yeah, I mean the
Parents that's usually not the students. It's the parents who are the problem
Usually that turn teachers just foul on the whole industry
Agreed I need a new bag. It's the parents who call up and go that's not my baby
Right, you know, it's not my baby. My baby can't do that. The teachers have a they've got a lot of stuff
Going on they've got a lot of responsibility
They have a lot to take in. I mean their job is not only to
To teach the curriculum
They have to they they they wear a lot of hats
They they are they have to take care of the well-being of that child whether it's indirect or directly
So if that child shows up, it's got bruises. Oh, yeah, you know
They gotta be aware of that stuff, you know if that child shows up and you know, they're they're they're sleeping through class
They're you know, there's there's drugs. There's I know my wife builds really strong relationships with with some of her students good
Not all of them me and mrs. Joe. No, not in that way, but she has some of her students reach out
And they're a senior in college
And they're shooting her emails going
Your class and your teaching was the made this it was the best and it made this
A lot easier than what it was and she loves get that stuff. Of course, and this is four years after she had him
That is why teachers do their thing. They want to make a difference in the kid in the students lives
That's why they do it right now
Here's the unfortunate thing they spent about 30% of the time teaching and 70% of the time doing bullshit administrative stuff
crazy administrative stuff and all the teachers are like
Totally. I mean they were already like burdened and and swamped and overwhelmed and then covid hit
I don't think I don't think my wife does all that. Oh my god. You should hear the stories. I hear about
Especially when covid hit now they have because some got some kids are from home
Some kids are in the school. Yeah, she definitely complains about that and then it but you don't even it's not a class
You don't have one classroom and some of them are home and some of them in the classroom
You're getting they are getting
online students from other schools
Like it's crazy like they're trying to balance everything and they're running around and I don't blame them. I mean, it's this is unprecedented
Well, there are no virtual schools anymore
Uh at least not what what my wife's doing. Well, you know frisco rfd. They're still they have the choice
Well, my wife doesn't have any oh good for her because shelly has to she had him last year
Shelly has some of them that have to do it. Oh, yeah, she hates it too. They don't pay attention
Yeah, they don't pay attention and she doesn't have any this year. They lost
A whole year of education. No question about it. Yeah when covet hit yeah, I think our
Kids, I know you've still got one in there, but uh, I think
You know unfortunately coveted when it did but they got lucky that it got hit when it did
Because otherwise if it was earlier, they would have been dealing with that the last I thought you're talking about your your voice
Yeah, like steven and uh, dawson
Yeah, um preston. Yeah, I think you know they they they missed
What two months of the senior year? But I know they didn't miss anything. They just did online. Well, it was online
Oh, that's what yeah, so but
The the seniors that were last year they missed the entire year
I know well screwed up. I felt bad for all the graduating seniors
They couldn't do any of the things that they were supposed to do
They didn't know bad for steven and the boys because they didn't have the prom right
They didn't have the senior day all the all the senior shifts
The last couple months all but stuff, you know, it jacked up his birthday as well his 18th birthday was
Sitting in the backyard. It's I know you say that in and I agree to a certain point, but
I mean nowadays the the students aren't even going to the prom. Oh, I know. I they usually don't
They get all gussied up and then they go to dinner. They take pictures
To a hotel room and and they go to the after party. They're not going to the after party
They go to the after party. Yeah, right
Yeah, yeah, but they take all their clothes off. They put on what well they're at the after party. Yes
But yeah, I mean I think um, I didn't go to the prom
Um, I went my senior here. I went briefly and then my girlfriend was like let's go. I don't want to be here
Yeah, I didn't go when I was there everyone go because it was a big dance
and then they had the queen and the king and all the awards and all that shit because uh,
Uh, it was just still then but now it's they still have the dance, but I don't think a lot of people go to it
I don't think it. No, I I don't think they do they may make a brief appearance
Right. I mean i'm amazed they still have them
Because I think so few people go that what's the point? Well, they really need to I mean, I think it's it's sad because back in the
I think it's a it's a big deal. It's a celebratory
uh event
Well, even when I was in school, it's a big deal in the 80s. Yeah, it was my school
Was I mean I went to the prom, uh, you know, we went through the whole thing
I mean it was it was they had like the the king queen
And best dressed funniest. Yeah, they they went through the whole thing. They had a bunch too
most talented
Uh, I I hope that doesn't go away. They had the after party biggest bosoms
And we went to the after party and then the girl that I was dating at the time we ended up going over my sister's apartment
I was on the prom and then we went to the after party and then we went to the prom and we went to the after party
And then uh, you know the whole point. Oh my god. That was great. Oh, yeah, that was that was going on, you know and
Our big thing was we were up in sissanatti. So you'd go to
the prom
Then the after parties and the next day you would all go to kings island, which is an amusement park
Like kings island kings island kings island interesting. It's much better than six flags
Oh, how's that? It is just better rides.
It's not what I heard.
You said Six Flags and I was like, what?
No, it's like Six Flags, but it's better.
No, what I heard was sexual acts.
Don't ask me why. No.
Much better than sexual acts.
Good Lord. Do you need to change your batteries?
But you said Six Flags.
I don't know how I got that. But anyway, I was like, what?
Yeah, it's much better.
I'm usually a part of Six Flags.
It's actually really, really good.
Is it still around? Yeah.
Are you just saying that because that's what you experienced?
No, my wife thought the same thing.
And then she went, she goes, yeah, it's just better.
Well, in Denver, where I show that when I spent,
I spent a lot of time in Denver growing up and we went to Elitch's.
Who? Elitch's Elitch's.
And it was better than Six Flags.
Yeah, I think Six Flags is kind of blah.
Not very good.
I mean, nowadays they all try to outdo each other with the big fancy,
big fancy. I tell you,
there's probably no competition between back in our day and now.
Well, I'll tell you what, the best roller coaster I've ever been on
is called the Beast, and I probably rode it three hundred times.
What was his name? The Beast.
It's the roller coaster.
It's the world's least.
I think it still is the world's largest and fastest wooden roller coaster.
I think that's a picture.
Where is it? Oh, King's Island.
I thought the one that the Dallas was the what is it called?
The the giant, the giant.
God, there's the one of the wooden ones.
Maybe it's still there. It's so rickety.
It hurts. That's it.
That's the giant. You talk about the one that Six Flags.
I guess so. Yeah, it sucks.
Yeah. I mean, it's I mean, the last time I was on it,
I don't I can't remember years and years ago, but it was like
my back was jarred and awful.
Yeah, you're just old. I am old.
Yeah, surprisingly, because you're in shape.
Not really. Not anymore.
Well, I'll tell you what, the Beast, it opened in 1980 and it's
if you ever make it up there
and make it to make sure you ride that right, it's one of the best
rollercoasters ever been on.
But the Titan at the Six Flags here is pretty good.
We've been on the Titan man man man man like me.
Yeah, man.
Well, I'll tell you what thing about the Titan that I liked
is that you'll black out the initial
special initial hump that you come down.
It goes down fast.
But then you because you envision it goes under the ground.
So that's the whole thing.
So you're headed your your yeah.
It goes into a tunnel down into the ground.
What's the beast does?
It trips you out because mentally you kind of like
should to be going up, pulling up anytime soon.
And then all of a sudden it's blocking like, oh, wow.
And that's really loud in that tunnel.
Everybody screams and super loud.
I was quiet in ours.
That's what the beast does.
It goes up the first hill and it goes down straight into the ground.
Why do they have only you got this this picture of here,
the Texas giant in the far right.
You have this bottom picture of this big woman.
That's the lady who flew off.
That's the lady who flew out of the car. How?
She's too fat and she couldn't.
She could latch it.
She survived. No, she died.
She flew out of the car.
Jesus Christ. She died at at at Six Flags. Correct.
Oh, good. Five, six years ago.
I did not want to know that.
Yeah. She she.
Why they even let her get in there if she can't get.
Well, they started having.
They started to be more restrictive.
And Brandon, the size he is.
He couldn't write it.
He hey, he well, he has trouble writing because he's six, five big linemen.
Well, didn't some dude like lose his hat, a baseball cap or something like that.
And then he decided he was going to jump the fence of don't go back there.
And that happened as well at Six Flags.
Some guy, he got his head.
He got decapitated by the roller coaster by someone's foot, punted it.
Coming down, his foot hit the head and disconnected the head and.
For real. Those are the flags.
Yeah, those six flags.
They were going so fast.
Yeah, he was literally knocked his head off.
He went back there to get his baseball cap and he was kind of like, Oh, look at this.
There's some glasses. There's a wallet.
There's all this stuff here.
I'm in. Yeah.
And then all of a sudden.
Yeah. Wow.
They're stupid. For real.
That a real story.
Well, I mean, I think I don't know if the foot did it, but he died.
I think the car did it.
No, it's impossible. It was a foot.
It was a dangling foot that took his head off.
Right. Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, but that lady Six Flags.
But I remember Brandon, he was 17 or so.
And they have the little teenager people, girls working the rides.
And she's like, you're too fat to ride.
You need to get off.
So him being that and he's not.
He's just he's an extremely large man. Right.
Yeah. So not fat at all.
No. And, you know, after that, I had to have a discussion with him
that says, well, guys, your size are limited to what they could do sometimes.
You know, sometimes you can't ride that roller coaster because you're six, five,
270 pounds. Right.
So you can't ride a horse.
There are certain things you can't do. Of course.
It doesn't say exactly how it is.
Now, so a teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after you hopped
to parathe
on the ride.
So I don't say, OK, the teen parents.
I don't see how it got, but it doesn't matter.
Is irrelevant. I'm almost sure it was his foot because there was a joke about it
on the night time shows like he was punting his.
Right. Right. They made the punting joke.
Right. And then they had another one right below that where some
some teenager got their legs severed by some dangling cable that had come loose.
What? Yeah, it was right below that in 2007.
I don't want to hear any of this. I know it's awful.
They said they were able to reattach one of the legs,
but not the other one or something. I don't know.
Oh, well, the only that is no good thing with that.
That's yeah, there's a lot of a lot of horrible things happen
at some of these amusement parks.
I remember living in New Jersey at the time. There was
it was actually in Connecticut.
I mean, I lived in New Jersey, but we went to Connecticut
because that's where my my relatives live.
And there was a haunted house in one of the amusement parks that caught fire.
So it's dark already in the haunted house.
And people were in there when it caught fire.
Yeah, it caught fire.
And there were there were a dozen people that got stuck in there.
Like died. Yeah, they got died.
Smoke and it caught fire.
They died. And, you know, that that's some that's some crazy stuff.
Yeah, there's been some really bad fire stories, right?
That was the whole Great White Concert. Remember that?
Yeah. And they were trying to get out.
All the yeah, the Great White Concert.
There's the pirate techniques that that were a little overcharged
for the size of venue that and caught the ceiling on fire.
It just kind of and for some reason they had chained all the doors.
The exits were chained and they couldn't get out.
I think like that was a fuck up on the on the building.
You know, the thing is, is that I think that what the inside story
is on that is that there were the kids kept opening up the doors
and they were letting their friends in right nonstop.
They were like, we're locking enough of this.
Oh, damn. No brutal.
Well, brutal, brutal. I remember another one.
Not that there's a horrible topic to be on, but you remember one
in San Francisco where they had some sort of it was like an abandoned
building that a whole bunch of artists set up that up shop in
and same kind of deal.
It caught fire and there were the the exits were blocked or the exits.
Yeah, they were blocked. They couldn't find they couldn't find the exits.
Look that up for me, Mr.
Produce, it was a San Francisco art district fire ship warehouse fire.
Yeah, that sounds right. Some sort of warehouse.
And so the Ghost Ship Warehouse Fire was a fire that occurred in a former
warehouse in the Fruitville neighborhood of Oakland, California.
OK, this was converted into an artist collective.
That's it with living spaces.
That's it. The fire occurred in December 2nd, 2016, approximately
11, 20 p.m. and they had a Pacific time and they had a concert
and they were like 100 people. OK, there it is.
180 to 100 people attending the concert.
Thirty six of them were killed.
That's crazy. People.
Oh, it's awful.
Well, you remember back.
We just talked about Great White, the Great White concert.
Yeah. Well, you remember the country club that caught on fire in the late 70s.
Country club. No. The Hollywood.
I remember reading about this way back then.
The Beverly Hills Supper Club.
Beverly Hills Supper Club.
Look, that one up. Beverly Hills Supper Club Fire.
I wonder what the worst fire is in the history of the United States.
Well, it's probably the Chicago fires.
Oh, yeah. This one was pretty bad.
Deadliest nightclub fire.
The Chicago fires were by far the worst because the whole fucking city caught fire.
How do you talk about like 1919 or something?
Yeah, ish. Yeah. The cow kicked over the thing.
Anyway, 165 people died on this one.
I don't remember.
I remember hearing about it and I was I was young when this happened,
but I remember hearing about it and two hundred were injured.
Yeah. And one hundred and sixty five. Yeah. Wow.
So I don't know. How does that happen?
I don't know if it was because the doors were locked or or what.
Oh, that's awful.
Yeah, I remember that one as a kid hearing about that one.
Oh, eight. Yeah. All kinds of crazy ways to die.
Well, why don't we go through the different ways?
I'm well, I'm boarding an airplane Thursday, so let's talk about that.
No, let's show it to the sky at 500 miles an hour through a thin metal tube.
Yeah, let's let's not do that.
Let me ask one question about taking a vaccine, taking the Bernoulli effect.
So on the heels of the September 11th,
do you think it's ever possible for another plane to be hijacked again?
Yes, absolutely. How how can they get the cockpit?
I don't know. I mean, I'm sure there's ways.
Yeah. So you think in our lifetime, we're going to have another American
American airline who knows?
I would never say never, because, you know, how do you get in those cockpits?
First of all, you got to know how to get in the cockpit.
If you know how to get in, then you can get in.
And there's this backdoor shit always.
There's not a fucking little lever that opens and shuts.
Yes, there is. But there's also like what if the pilot also out?
There's got to be a way for the stairs to get in there.
Digital a lock that will allow you access to that.
And if there's a digital lock that allow access to that,
then there's a way to break into it.
There's a way to hack it.
But also, you know, again, you see the movies where the pilots are locked in there.
The hijackers have the plan.
They're like, we're going to kill someone every minute until you let us in.
But they have they have a policy where they.
Well, that's the thing. Don't let them.
Are those pilots strong enough?
They have they may have a policy, but are they strong enough?
If they don't, they're all dead anyway.
Yeah. Well, that's what you have to do.
But in the moment.
I know. I hear you.
You know, it's it's a hard thing to they just pull up to say your old girl.
But then they got other stuff to where, you know, the the plane is
they don't even have to get on the plane to hijack the plane.
You know, there's there's ways to access control of the plane remote.
With like a like a a PlayStation remote, like a drone.
Ish. Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know how real realistic that is.
It seems to me like they talk about ability out there.
I don't know. I mean, can you hack into a plane remotely?
I don't know if I know there are some planes that you can.
I would say it's possible.
I don't know if there's some because the planes are all computerized now.
It doesn't mean to do shit.
We've had the discussion.
When I say the Internet.
Well, wirelessly, you know, you have to be you have to be hard.
Well, that's what ILS is.
I could be sitting in in in the first row, the first class
and with my phone and tap into some Bluetooth device
that allows me access to control the plane and not reroute us to the fricking.
Well, I mean, think about it.
Most planes nowadays are landed by ILS, which is instrument landing system.
The pilots don't land the but that's on board that.
Well, I thought it was controlled by the tower of the air.
No, no, that's all that's that's something that's self-contained
within the plane itself. Oh, OK.
It's kind of like an automatic brazen system.
But they've got to be sending signals out from the from the from the tower.
No, what to do? No, no, no.
So it's just it goes back to goes back to the whole continental pipeline.
It got hacked because it's online.
Does it really need to be online?
Agreed. Those those type of things do.
If planes are online where you can hack, they need to be undone. All right.
I mean, why do you need to have that hooked up?
And I'm not saying they are.
But it could be something really easy to I mean, it could be
it could be something that let's just say you have a network that's not online.
All right. I'm right.
If you ILS works by sending two beams up from the landing runway,
one telling the pilots that they are too high or too low,
the other telling them that they are left or right of the runway center line.
The radio beam signals are interpreted by the aircraft's computer systems
and relay this information to the pilots.
Those are possible guidelines.
It's possible. But, you know, is it is it radar type things?
Can you hack radar and take over a plane?
I don't know. We can try.
I'm in. I'm not saying it's not a project. All right.
I'll have another beer, please.
I mean, the Yingling traditional lager is I think it's bronze course.
Shiner, Shiner Bach for you.
I like Shiner Bach.
We should make a trip down to Shiner.
Where is it? It's just don't say Shiner, Texas.
I know that. Where is Shiner, Texas?
It's down south, I believe.
It's in Texas. Now, by Houston.
Isn't it close to Houston? I don't know.
I don't know, Mr.
Producer, you can look up Shiner.
He's not looking up anything right now.
He's playing a video. Where is Shiner, Texas?
You better not be playing a game. He's totally playing a game.
Give me your phone. He's doing home.
You grounded, Mr. Producer, you grounded.
You need a SWAT. Get over here.
Where is Shiner, Texas?
That's that's a very proud local beer.
And plus, it's a Czechoslovakian Czech Republic.
Oh, it's yes.
That's in between San Antonio and Houston.
Almost exactly in between the two.
You could almost make that trip from Fredericksburg.
Oh, well, slap my ass and call me happy.
Fredericksburg is west of northwest of San Antonio, though.
So it's probably going to be an hour or more.
It's really it's the spetzl.
You go to Mary's. You go to Mary's tacos. Mary's.
So do you guys prefer Shiner's wand or General Shiner?
I like both. Mary's tacos.
Shiner Blondes, the red light district.
In Shiner, the red light district of Shiner, Texas.
I think it's one little cottage. Mary's tacos.
That makes me think of that makes me think of like the craziness
that was going on in Frisco and Plano.
What back in?
Oh, you talk about the roses massage parlors.
Yes. Well, no, they were little.
They were little tiny. Well, they're whorehouses.
Yes. Thank you.
We're trying to avoid that.
We're really.
But thank you. Little best little whorehouse in Texas.
Right. Yeah. But I mean, up until the little happy
ending bungalows right before I moved into Frisco, which was in 1997.
Yeah. They still had an operating whorehouse.
Yeah. They're down on one twenty one.
At least the one I knew. Yes.
We drive by their old house sitting out back in your.
Yes. I've never heard of one of those.
You've never heard of it.
I have heard of that, yes, but I've never seen it.
Well, it's not there anymore.
Well, we saw it. I saw it.
Well, I did, too, but it's not there now.
I show up and they'd be like, Norm.
No, I never went there.
Well, I didn't use my real name.
Yeah, but I never went there.
No, so I heard that was believable.
No, I heard I'd never been there.
It's actually I don't know.
I don't know who this is on the north side of one twenty one.
And this is all ridiculous side information or second hand information.
Side boom like the police cost forty five dollars for a hand job.
But I've never been there.
It was either the police chief or the fire chief that was like
known to be a regular type of thing.
I was like, shit, it was a kind of sewer.
I don't know of the chicken ranch.
I don't know.
She must have soft hands.
What's crazy is how how how it lasted so long.
That was through the 90s. I know.
Yeah, they also have the there were I've heard of also
a couple of us it's south of three eighty, but north of one twenty in Texas.
Gambling places where you can gamble and play poker.
Oh, very nice. In Texas.
Well, for those people that are listening to our podcasts that are not in Texas.
I remember I remember in a few years ago, I think it was.
I think it was in Plano where the it was just a regular house
where they set up like a swinging.
Oh, brothel type thing.
Go on. Basically, basically what it was, I think was in Plano.
And basically the neighbors, it was like a neighborhood.
It's like we're in here. Right.
And like every Saturday, there are people that have swingers
parties, probably all the time.
Well, what it was is like my ex brother, like hundreds of parties,
hundreds of cars would line up the streets.
And they started taking notice.
And when they when they broke into this place,
they had these mattresses lined all the floors.
Oh, gross.
So it was just like a room, but it was just instead of car.
It was a giant orgy.
It was it was a big orgy and they got arrested and shut down.
And why they reminded their own business stuff like that.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.
Yeah, no, that's that's just coming from somebody who went to the nudist colony.
That wasn't that wasn't my I had no choice.
I had to go.
Why did you ask to stay longer?
Because they had fucking chili.
And all tricycle is very spicy.
You rode around naked on a tricycle.
That was not me.
You know, he dipped his balls in it.
For two weeks you were down there.
That's why it was so salty.
What? So salty.
All right. Well, some of those folks that don't know what the hell they're talking about.
I had a job down in Edberg, Texas,
and I was doing something and unbeknownst to me
and unbeknownst to the people that sent me there.
The place I was to work was a news colony.
And I reported back to them and I was like, dude, do you realize you sent me to a news
column? They were like, no.
And then we got a chuckle out of it.
And I was like, that's real nice.
But I'm scarred for life.
So there are no sexy women.
I see nude. I showed up and they were everywhere.
Well, yeah. Yeah, they were everywhere.
There are people. It's a nudist colony.
Well, did you say one guy was riding a trike with his junk all splayed over the seat?
There was a, yeah.
Then, you know, shit stains all over the seat, you know.
Make it sound like you're you're you're cutting meat.
He had a full body tan too.
You know, big old chicken.
He had an ant eater penis that was I'm so proud of it.
The ship was hanging down.
I was like, come on. OK, I get it.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's larger than mine.
Thank you. How many times did you look just twice once?
Because I was kind of like, is he like, God, he is.
He is. He's on a tricycle.
He was wearing a he was driving a adult tricycle.
What the end of tricycle is that was little shit in the basket in the front.
You had the little streamers on the handle who did not have the streamers.
Big or just a few ladies show up to
with the orange flag in the back.
I forgot about those. I think I think he did.
I don't recall, though.
But look, the place said the place said he could have been on an adult big wheel.
The place had flooded. OK, so I asked.
I was out there like kind of I had to wear these these way.
Way is a waiting boots.
Waiters, waiters. I mean, I had to do it was deep and going way out there.
And there were guys out there naked in the water, in the water with you.
You're like, hey, hey, I mean, this is how you do it.
Technically, this was a trailer park in Edinburgh, Texas.
And but it was a nudist colony.
So what it is, is that people go down to south Texas
and they live in a community where they know a bunch of people.
And they basically they travel.
So like a certain couple of months out of the year, they go there when it's
when it's cold and because it's warmer down there.
And then in the summertime, they go up north where it's not as cold
and a little bit warmer.
So it's just like it's a seasonal thing.
So you have these people that move around.
So it's a bunch of retirees.
Yes. Yes. So that's what I was exposed to.
So there was a bunch of teabag, tit bitch walking around.
So it wasn't like, oh, my God, like twenty two year olds.
No, no, it was not. Nothing. Nothing like that.
So this wasn't Instagram.
So this was an MTV awards ceremony. This was.
So just because they were tall commercial,
just because they were nudist doesn't mean they're swingers.
Right. No, I guess not.
I don't know.
They're not all walking around with boners. Well,
well, I mean, I didn't see that.
Thank you for adding that.
But could you imagine be sitting at the table and you'd be like, oh, fuck.
No, my bad guys.
Sorry, you he bent over.
I don't know.
I mean, you know what I mean?
You would almost think that if it's a nudist colony is tied into like,
you know, tied into swinging and tied into I don't think it's anything.
I don't think it's sexual either.
It's more like a liberation thing.
It's like we're going to we're going to just live the way we want to with no clothes.
All right. Well, thank you for that.
I think I agree with you.
I'm starting to reflect a little bit when you I know I heard the music
come on and started reflected, but I think you're right.
There's not a whole lot of sexual stuff like that going on.
I think there are some folks in the community that are like that.
But I think the majority of it is exactly what you're saying.
It's a liberation thing.
I just want to. Yeah.
You know, I just want to walk around nude.
There's a lot of like I'd say there's a middle finger to the whole world.
So if you have I say there's half I say there's like half
heterosexual people there and half gay people there. Right.
I mean, I think it's an even balance because there were a bunch of dudes.
Unlike us.
And which ones ride the tricycle with the orange flag?
Oh, he was a sailor.
He just he was a bear.
No, he was not a bear.
We've talked about your leather, your leather convention bear.
All right. Dudes like us, Sean, we'll be back.
The second half coming up.
I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.
What's today? Tuesday.
Thanks. September 20 something.
Meat is on.
Oh, is the meat on?
Oh, that's what you went downstairs for.
You son of a bitch.
All right, we'll catch you guys on the second half.