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Alright. Welcome to another session, another round, another episode. Dudes like us, I'm

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Sean. I'm Jeff. I'm Paul. I'm Paul. I'm Paul. Starting to get to allergy season. Yeah,

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you're a big snotball, man. You're a little snively whiner over there. Yeah, I'm not enjoying

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it. You know, it comes in phases though. I mean, I have allergies throughout the year.

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Well, you know, you could take pills and a little snort snort. I don't like taking that

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stuff. I hear you. It works though. I do take them this time of year in the fall. It's a

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little early though. Nose spray works the best for me. Yeah, it works really well. I

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do that and the pill. I don't do the nose spray year round. I do it in certain seasons,

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but I'll take an allergy pill every day. Yeah. My allergies are bad come end of February,

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March timeframe here. Yeah. That's when mine get real bad. Interesting. See, mine's the

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opposite. I always can gauge mine. It's right before Halloween-ish and it's just horrendous

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for my eyeballs. I feel like I want to pull them out of my sockets. Yeah. And it's got

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so bad where I've actually have gone to the doctor and got a steroid shot. In your eyeball?

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In your eyeball. Yeah, in my butt actually. But that's only been, that's only been twice.

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And that was a long time ago. I haven't got it. I think my body's either gotten adjusted

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to it a little bit or the seasons just haven't been as bad for the last decade. Yeah. But

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nonetheless, it's acting up a little bit earlier this year. I'm starting to sneeze. I mean,

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we'll sneeze like 30 times in a row. Yeah. I've got a weird system like that. I sneeze

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a lot. 30 times is not an exaggeration. And you don't subscribe to the elbow in the, in

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the mouth or in the nose. You know what I mean? You know what they teach them? This

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isn't hiccups. No, you're supposed to sneeze into your elbow. Oh, you let it all out, man.

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You do not. You're like, I'm about to sneeze the world. Well, it depends where I'm at.

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Yeah. If I'm at home, it's, it's, it's, it's loud. Yeah. Jeff, Jeff has the loudest sneeze

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I've ever heard. And it sprays everywhere. Well, if I'm facing someone, I'm not going

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to do that into their face. Yeah. But Jeff, seriously, let's, let's, let's, let's hone

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in on this. He, Jeff has, the loudness. He has a, it's so loud. It's so loud that I'm

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like, so you yell, how do your vocal cords do that? So you yell sneeze? I guess it's

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just loud. It's just, I've read reports. That's like ancient stuff that comes out of his vocals.

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It's quite, it's like some sort of chant. What have you read? Well, I've read that if

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you hold the sneeze in, that it's bad and you can actually hurt yourself. Well, we're

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not suggesting that you hold it in, just not yell. No, the force will like hurt you. The

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nature of, of not expelling these germs, it's the reason why you're sneezing. You're trying

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to expel the stuff that's. Yeah. So you're supposed to let it out. Yeah. But when you

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hold it and then all the, I see people do that. Yes. And it all goes into your chest

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and like your heart goes, oh, thanks a lot. It's not good. That's crazy. Well, the producer

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put up a bunch of allergy stuff up on there now. I will tell you that. Flonase. Yeah,

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that's back with, well, flonase is exactly what I'm talking about. So, uh, where I was

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getting to. So I would have to go to the doctor and he would have to prescribe flonase. Yeah.

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That used to be prescription only. It was like ridiculous and it would cost so much

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for that. Oh, now you can go to Costco and get the knockoff. Yes. Get to Costco. 15 pack

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for a nickel. You know? Well, it's still probably 30 bucks for a 15 pack, but, uh. Yeah, but

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it's just, it's so much bullshit. I mean, the, the, I mean, the pharmaceuticals period, it's

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all about the fucking money and I know everyone needs to make money. I get it. But at the

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same time, I'm like, come on. I mean, when is enough is enough? I mean, come on to a

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socialist. You are. No, I'm not. It's what about these people that have diabetes that

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depend on the little, uh, I know. Yeah. What are those things they do? Shots of insulin.

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Yeah. The insulin. It's ridiculous. Why do you want to charge so much for that? You know,

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that's it's, it's so ridiculous. Trump bent over backwards to make, to correct that stuff.

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And the first thing Biden's dumb ass did was reverse it. So now the folks that were paying

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13.99 a month for insulin, I had to take care of stuff that I lead. Yeah. I literally think

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they went in and undid everything Trump did, not because it worked or didn't work, just

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because they didn't even look to see if it was effective. They just said, did it. Oh,

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Trump did it out, get out right now. Yeah. But this, but it's crazy. And they, and they

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didn't even really look, cause I mean, these look, these folks are dependent on the insulin.

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There's a lot of medicine like that. Insulin is probably the biggest one, but there's a

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lot of people that are dependent on certain medication. And then the cancer, cancer medicines,

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the EpiPen, you know, that was another thing that was drawn out where I think this, this

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may have even been during Trump's presidential time that he was in office where they had

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the, the, the chief financial officer or whomever was in charge of the quote unquote EpiPen.

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And she was like, the, the Congress was talking to her. It's like, well, how much money do

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you need to make? How much money did you make last year? You know, and she was like, well,

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last quarter I made 600 million. Right. And they were like, last quarter? And they're

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charging how much, what 500 per pair? Oh, it was like 545 bucks, 520 bucks, something

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like that. And they know they can, they know they can because those people have to have

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them in case they have like an emergency. And then they were like, why are they so expensive?

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And they were asking, they're posing the questions. They kept dodging, they kept dodging, they

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kept dodging it. And finally they asked, how much money do you make? And she answered it.

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And they were like, is that not enough? I mean, I'm telling you, the pharmaceutical

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companies are evil, man. They really are. I mean, I say that, I mean, they come up with

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life saving things, right? I mean, there are some, they don't come up with any of that

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shit. I mean, there's obviously life saving breakthroughs they've had and stuff, but they're

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greedy and they are, and they control the market and they, and they snuff out natural

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remedies. Well, a lot of these companies are not even American. A lot of them are over

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in Europe. AstraZeneca, Pfizer, Moderna, those are all over in Europe. I didn't know that.

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Yeah. Okay. I thought Pfizer was an American company. Well, Pfizer may be. It's owned by,

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well, part of the, one of the owners is George Soros. Yeah. Easy really. Johnson and Johnson.

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I think Johnson and Johnson is the American. Pfizer maybe. I don't know. Yeah, I don't

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know either. But I know like Moderna, AstraZeneca. But I know that the pharmaceuticals are already

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in cahoots with the government and the FDA and stuff like that to squash something that

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is in competition. But the one thing you didn't talk about is it's China. And I hate bringing

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in China, China, China. It's like, my show, my show, my show. But you know what? China

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is the one that is, they have. They make all this stuff. Yeah. That's where the production

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is. They make it. They, they procure it. They make it. Like right now they're all in Afghanistan

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procuring the precious metals. God knows who else is what they're doing over there. And

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there's a lot of shit in Afghanistan we don't know about. Right. And they'd be going, they

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can go down there and getting, pulling mercury out of the ground. They'd be going over there

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and finding the aliens. Yeah. Pfizer is an American company. Yeah. China doesn't, I mean,

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they're, they're not going to stop at anything. Yeah. Pfizer is an American company and they

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are, they also have, they're like, they're broke up into five different companies and

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they are all, it's so that they cannot be sued. It's like, you can't go directly after

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Pfizer because they're owned by this and they're owned by that. Right. And I don't know how,

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how the system broke. I mean, I used to know it at one point, but it's like, it's just

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crazy. You go after one legal entities, right? So it's crazy. Well, it's bullshit. It's not

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crazy. It's absolute. It's genius, frankly, but at the same time they're taking advantage

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and they're a bunch of fricking, I'm sure a lot of companies, I'm sure a lot of large

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companies set that up that way. I mean, cause everybody, the whole world is too happy nowadays,

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right? Well, you know, ever since the lady sued McDonald's for giving her hot coffee.

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That's the way it all started. I think that was the biggest one scalded her. Yeah. She

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got hot coffee and she burned herself. I remember that. She sued McDonald's and won. Wow. Was

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she not wearing underwear? She was nude. Nude. She probably had them in the drive thru. She

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was all nude. And I don't know. It was an old lady. I think it was an old lady. Was it

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really? Interesting. It was an older lady. You know, it's kind of like, I mean, but where

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does this stop? Because, you know, I mean, I, I ate a piece of chicken breast and it

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came from the restaurant and I put it in my mouth and there was a pocket of scalding water

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inside the chicken. So I caught a real story. Yeah, it happened. I mean, I took a piece,

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put it into it and it was kind of like a bubble and it was a and it just like sprayed lava

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in my mouth and burnt the entire roof of my mouth. Oh, wow. I could be rich right now.

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Well, litigious people would go, oh, I'm going to sue someone. I'm going to go immediately

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to the doctor and get my mouth looked at. That happens all the time. Happens all the

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time. Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to go sue somebody. I'm going to resist arrest.

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Good. Yeah, that's a good plan. I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's going

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to go well for you. All right. We're drinking a fantastic bourbon tonight. Yeah, shockingly

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so. You know, I wasn't thinking that it was a, I didn't have high expectations. I thought

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I didn't have high expectations. Period. It was Jim Beam. Let's be honest. You had low

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expectations. I knew it was going to be, I knew it was going to be good. I didn't realize

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it was going to be this good because I know Jim Beam has been around for quite some time

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and they've got, they've got masters in their, in their corner and they're, they've, they've

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got masters in the corner. So this one does not taste like the label says it should. I

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mean, because it says it's 108 proof and it does not taste hot. Right. No, I got you.

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It's very sweet. Who's going to do the honors? It's a very, I think Sean, well, he's, he's

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quite in love with this. Yeah, you are. All right. Well, this is, I am as well. It's uniquely

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perfect every single time, every time, every, every single period, every bottle of Jim Beam

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single barrel is unique, perfect in its own way, both in distinct flavor, personality,

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the liquid itself, and the wisdom of the master to still imprint it on its back. Does it have

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anything else? So it's, it is Jim Beam single barrel. Yeah. I don't see exactly what it

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is up there. It's not a regular Jim Beam. This is the single barrel. It's got a, it's

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a little classier look to it. It does have a classy bottle. I like it. It doesn't have

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the white Jim Beam label on it. It's got a like smaller label. I'll tell you one thing

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that was kind of a turn off simply was the screw cap. And it's very misleading. I'm telling

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you, bourbon lovers out there, it had a screw top. It had a screw top. I don't want to,

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I'm not dead. The goal here in the end game for us doing this, I don't want to stay too

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long on this, but this is one I would recommend. Yeah, it's tasty. It's got a lot of flavor

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to it. The nose. The pitcher has a cork. That's not it. It isn't? I don't believe so. It's,

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well, it's a different bottle than that that we have, but it is single barrel. Yeah. Ours

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is 108 proof. This says it's 95 proof. Yeah, that's interesting. So, but each barrel, that's

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why I call it single barrel. Each barrel is different. That's right. So if we get, so

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it'll have the barrel number on the bottle. So if you like that when you hunt for this

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barrel number, but if you get a different barrel, it could taste different than this.

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Right. Probably not by much, but man, if you're like really into very particular tastes. Yeah,

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some people could probably tell a difference, but is there anything about go to the taste?

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Oh, it says grain, sweet, oak, fruit, char. That's apparently the taste. Char? Char. I

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taste char. I guess. Yeah, I know. That's not the way it's supposed to be. Yeah, it's

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not the way they're supposed to describe it, but that's okay. Well, it's the color. It's

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a warm honey gold in the glass, deep full autumn in the bottle. I guess this all refers

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to the color. Well, this is just some guy's review of it. For a 100, okay, so the aroma

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is surprisingly shy. You really have to coax it up, which is unusual for a 108 proof bourbon,

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which is basically what I was detailing. Yeah. The legs, I mean, who really cares? But this

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one's, the first, the taste welcomes with it, looks like a pecan coffee cake, dried

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dates, all served on a bed of smoothness, but deeply infused with ethanol, deeply infused

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with ethanol, which is what Paul was bringing up. Yeah, no, the nose was. It was, my nose

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is kind of shut down right now because of the allergies, so maybe that's affecting.

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I'm smelling some vanilla now. Now that it's opened up some, let it be. Yeah. Hold on,

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what is this guy saying? Legs, I mean, who really cares, but more sheets than legs. What

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the hell is he talking about? That's bourbon speak, I guess. It is bourbon speak. I guess

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we're not cool enough to understand. We're not. We're not bourbon ears. We need to start

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getting into the lingo here. What are sheets? It says, yeah, legs. I mean, who really cares,

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but more sheets than legs. Look that up for us. What is bourbon legs? The hell is that?

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I don't know. It's like what they describe this. They could taste like 18 different fruits

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and 12 different spices. And it's do whiskey legs matter? What are legs in bourbon? All

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right. Well, here we go. So the step one, what are legs in bourbon? That's just like

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raise your glass to the light and give it a swirl or two. You'll see the liquid leaves

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a trail as it flows back into the base of the glass. These are called legs or tears.

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I've heard that with wine. You're supposed to do that with wine. So sheets are supposed

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to be better, right? So if it's in sheets, that's better than legs. Put in sheets. I

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guess it means instead of small skinny legs, there are sheets coming down the side of the

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glass. Right, right, right. That's my guess. I don't know. Yeah, no. It says, but more

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sheets than legs. All right. So basically it was uniform coming down the glass, uniform

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versus well, if you hold it up, I mean, I know you'll see it. That's kind of dumb. Why

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does anybody care about this? Because that's the viscous. And that's what he's saying.

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I mean, who really cares? That's what he's saying. It tastes good. OK, well, I give this

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guy credit for her. Basically, we're a sentence that says it doesn't matter. So we essentially

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learned a new thing today, and that's the legs of the bourbon is is the trail that it

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leaves or the tears on the side. So when you do a little swirling, the viscosity will adhere

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to the side of the glass. And is it coming in tears or is it in a sheet? Is it a thick

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coating around the entire rim of the glass or the interior? Or is it kind of? Yeah, but

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we need to know what that means. Right. So is it supposed to be a bad bourbon if the

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if the legs are? I think it has something to do with the like what Jeff said, the viscosity

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of how it is. And that's directly related to temperature, too, though. I don't know.

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That's something we're going to have to research. Oh, thanks, Jeff, for turning on the why don't

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we open up the lines and see if somebody's going to call in and let us know what the

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legs and sheets are? OK, let's do that. Hey, this is Paul Rizzo. I got a. Oh, that went

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bad in a hurry. Oh, Rizzo. Rizzo. I know we're done with the we're done with the bourbon

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review. I thought it was it was good. Like I said. Yeah. I mean, do you do you taste

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anything specific? I mean, it's got the traditional bourbon flavors, I think. Oh, right. It did

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open up. Yeah. It doesn't smell ethanol anymore. I'm liking it. I'm telling you, I

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think in. I honestly. I think that every time we bring a bourbon, we get it from the store,

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I think we need to open it. I think we need to open it, let it sit in with the cap off.

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No, bring it home, bring it here, open it, let it sit for 10 minutes with the cap off

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and then put the cap back on. I'm you know, I'm I just I think we need to try it. Well,

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you don't know what to compare it to, though. Why do we put the cap back on? I figured we

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just leave it off for 10 minutes and then sample it. Well, I like where that's going.

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But that's what you do. We bring home three bottles at a time. We'd be shit faced. We

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can't even get out of the damn store without getting shit faced, let alone come home and

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sample more. Going to peanut butter and jellies, which we haven't done in a few weeks. We haven't

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done it. Well, apparently I think it's never happening again. Puts you on to sleep. He

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does like three one hundred shot shots because he can't control 100 percent shots. Whatever.

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You're going to I'm not an alcoholic, but I was like, well, maybe I am. I don't know.

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But the thing is, look, it does every every time we do it, which is ninety nine percent

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of the time we've gone to total wine. We're usually even with a double shot with double

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fist to complementing liqueurs, peanut butter and jelly. Mostly supposed to be liqueurs,

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not moonshine like you get. Well, you know, I do the peanut butter flavored bourbon and

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some sort of fruit flavored vodka. Yeah, I mean, it's the base is full, full, full proof,

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right? Whether it's a whiskey, whether it's a rum, that's a full proof. And these are

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the mini bar bottles. So they're they're they're more than a full shot. These are like a half

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two shots like a martini style. They are. And then we marry whatever that base is with

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a chocolatey something or a fruity or fruity. They are yummy. They are yummy. God bless.

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Yeah. Well, we're pulling out of that parking lot. I've got it's not the radio is off and

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I've got music playing, you know. Well, you're the only one because you we're fine and you

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fall asleep. So when he wakes up at eleven, let's go. Yeah. Well, yeah. Are you guys I

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did. I got home completely passed out and came to around eleven o'clock. I text you

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guys and I'm like, OK, I'm up. Let's go. Yeah. What are we doing tonight? I was like, I'm

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in bed. I was totally in bed. I had been sleeping for 30 minutes. Yeah. And she always like

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your phone is going on. Right. Well, that's true. So I can't. I mean, you know, and the

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thing is weird is because, well, I don't think it's just the the peanut butter and jelly

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shots. It's the barrage of samples that we're doing in there, too. That doesn't help. Well,

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Sean goes in there and make sure he has the largest sample. Well, I mean, it helps. Well,

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the funny thing is, like usually when you go into these places, there's usually a good

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looking woman standing behind a little table. Right. Or men. And and and you know, they

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it's a setup deal. Right. Where you see where they are, you see where the samples are, you

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know what they are. But we've gotten to a VP, a VP VIP status where we know the guys

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that work there, where they hunt us down. Yeah. Or I see him and I'm like, hey, man,

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what do you you know, what do you have? And they have like a little side stash. Yeah.

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And they and he's like, yeah, oh, we've got a couple bottles of this and this. Well, come

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on over. And then we do like an ad hoc, an ad hoc tasting. Right. Yeah. We'll have like

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a couple shots of bourbon while we're there. Exactly. And it's like it's not it's totally

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VIP treatment. Speaking of VIP treatment, it's kind of funny. Our producer just brought

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over some crow's scot mint cookies. What's going on with that? Thank you, Mr. Producer.

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That was nice. Yeah. Are these fat free? All of them. Negative. I think they're going to

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pair pretty well with the bourbon. Mm hmm. It's good. Yes. We're all trying to muscle

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down the thin men. Here's the problem. So I've been cleared to start working out right

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after this shoulder surgery. Is that a problem? It's working out as far as like weightlifting.

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No, no, no, no, no. To get on the bike. Right. So I've got this, you know, bike that was

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collecting dust for months and months and months, probably a year. Right. And finally,

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I'm back on it. And then when you bust your ass, I mean, I'm busting my ass, right? It's

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a 30 minute ride, but still I'm drenched and I'm like groaning and it's hard. And I get

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done and it says, congratulations, you're done. It was 300 calories. Right. And so I'm

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thinking to myself, 300 calories. And then I start walking around when I get hungry,

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like I want a snack and I pull the shit off the shelf and I'm like, 190 calories for two

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of these, whatever it is. And I'm thinking to myself, shit, man, that's more than half

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of what I busted my ass doing on the bike. Yeah. But your body is constantly burning

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calories. This is true. You are burning calories. But the point is, you know, if you if you

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look at it like that, it's like, what the hell am I getting on the bike for? Yeah. Because

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I'm sitting here now. Now I'm shoveling a thin. In order to really lose weight, one

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of the things is you have to be negative calories, right? You have to burn more calories than

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you take in. Yeah. Well, just don't be a fat ass. I'll be gluttonous pig. It is that thin

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mints and drinking burb. It is honestly that simple. You have to burn more than you consume.

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I'm choking on a thin mints. And that's the that's the problem. Does I think the older

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you get, I think your body may burn less calories. The metabolism, your metabolism, your metabolism

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slows down. That sucks. Yeah. Well, these thin mints, they bring me back. They bring

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me back. I remember like when I was oh my God. I mean, Girl Scout Cookies had been around

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for a long time. 1980. Yeah. Back in the 80s. And it was just like, I mean, really, do you

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remember as kids? Yeah. But my sister was a brownie. I don't know if she ever she made

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it the Girl Scout before she hung her hat and she sold cookies. But it wasn't the it

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wasn't the rackets that are this now. Oh, yeah. Now, now it's in front of every store.

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I remember there were there were pockets of times where and of course, Girl Scout Cookies

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come out kind of annually at a certain time. I don't know what time that is. But I do.

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No, no, not. Well, they do eventually. Jesus Christ. Like these thin mints are coming out

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annually. So anyways, I just remember that we would buy these these Girl Scout Cookies.

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And I remember in New Jersey, we would go to we buy the cookies. I mean, there was a

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stand like out in front of the grocery store. Do you remember that? Yeah. And then we would

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go to we you know, this is like the summertime or something like that. I don't remember exactly

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what it was, but we were able to go to the movies afterwards. That's the whole point

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is that we smuggled the cookies into the theater. Very nice. And that was the deal. And you

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ate the whole damn box. Of course, you ate the whole damn box. But then you could sometimes

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to know you could totally could. That's crazy. Well, but they but they make the producers

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just put up something. The Girl Scout sells three hundred boxes of cookies outside of

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a marijuana dispensary in just six hours. Well, you know, they're going to need them.

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I think one of the complaints that some of the girls have with Girl Scouts is it's basically

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geared toward selling cookies. It's so commercial. That's why they want to do stuff like the

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Boy Scouts. They're like, this isn't what we intend or wanted. Right. They turned into

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spokesmen for the cookie program, which is completely separate from the Girl Scouts.

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They don't do. What do you mean? I'm just saying that the where does the money go to

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like what percentage of it actually goes to what are the Girl Scouts do? I mean, they

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don't do shit. What Girl Scouts do is they they fucking get crochet crochet patches.

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That is not fair at all. It's not fair. But I'm on with a Girl Scout leader. I was 40

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years ago. Nowadays, it's changed. I don't know if that's true. I honestly don't know.

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Do they go on cookouts and they go on camp out? My sister, my sister, when I was a yes.

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But that was back then. They do Boy Scouty. Now, nowadays, I'm guaranteeing that it's not

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like that, man. I guarantee. How do you know that? Well, I just because they're greedy

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sons of bitches. That's what it is. Everyone, anyone that makes fucking money or is greedy.

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OK, I get that. The people that make the fucking cookies. Hold on. I just shovel this shit

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down your throat. It's good stuff. I understand what you're saying, but I think it's unfair

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to say that they don't do anything other than sell cookies and that they're a bunch of greedy

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little. I get it. I'm not saying the Girl Scouts are greedy sons of bitches. I'm saying

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the organization. Yeah. Yeah. The organization. Yeah. The actual cookies aren't the Girl Scouts.

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Let's be clear. Well, no, they don't make them. I'm just saying. But it has nothing

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to do with the Girl Scouts. Well, they're raising money for the Girl Scouts. They are

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giving a percentage to the Girl Scouts. What is the percentage? Look at that. Where is

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the rest of the girls? Look up the. I heard it's like they make 20 percent. The rest of

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it goes into the fat people's pocket that make the boxes. Well, shit, that's a good

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good. Pretty good percentage, actually. No, no. 80 percent. 20 percent goes to the Girl

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Scouts. That's what I'm saying. I thought that was pretty good. Well, they don't make

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a girl's got motherfucking cookies. If you put the name on the box, I need to be making

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80 percent. Hold on. They don't make the cookies. All they do is get a bunch of boxes and have

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to sell them for him. Fuck that. I don't know. I don't think. Well, hold on. Let's find out.

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What is the percentage, Mr. Producer? I don't think so. It says 100 percent of it. All of

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the net revenues raised through the Girl Scout Cookie Program. Oh, wow. Cent of it stays

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with the local council and troops. That can't be true. That's net revenue. Net revenue.

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So they were just so they buy the cookies at cost. No, they buy the cookies at somewhere.

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You know what? Whatever. So the point is we would get these cookies and you did, Mr.

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Producer, but it's on our desk. We can sit there and go to the movies. And I remember it was like for a couple of weeks in a row, it seemed like the best time ever. And it was right in the 80s when all these fucking weird ass movies were coming out.

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Like Tron, like Gremlins. Let me see. Fast Times, Richmond High. Yeah. Airplane. Airplane. Jaws 4. Were you able to see the airplane? Why? Because one, two and three were in the 70s. Why couldn't you have got Jaws 2? Jaws was in the 70s. Jaws 2 may have been in the 70s.

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I'll tell you one of my favorite movies to go during the 80s was Indiana Jones. Let's not forget Empire Strikes Back. That one came out in 1980. Indiana Jones was that. That whole series was amazing. You know that next one. They're making another one.

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Are they really? Yes. Are they going with that one dude again? Indiana Jones or what else is it? Harrison Ford is in it. But I think it's his son who is the Schwaspiker. Montana. Was his name Montana? Mons Trana?

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Well, in the last movie they passed the torch. The crystal skeletons or whatever. And it went to that dude that's eccentric. That actor that's eccentric. Sheila Booth? Yes. He was supposed to be the new Indiana Jones. I don't think he's in this one.

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Are you talking about the crystal skulls? Indiana Jones part five. They made it clear that there was going to be a handoff. That's his son in the movie. And they made it clear that he's passing the torch to this guy. That one was kind of a weird episode. The skulls when they came together they kind of made some sort of information overload and burnt that lady's brain out with data. I thought it was a spaceship. They're alien skulls.

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Yeah, they were alien skulls and the lady was like, give me all the knowledge. I want it all. And these beams were coming. That was just like the original right? Where they, the lost ark and they don't look at it and they all get zapped.

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That was different. That was different. And the face melted. Oh, yes. What a great scene that was. Raiders of the Lost Ark. That was the first one. That was also when the big German got chewed up by the propeller.

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Oh, yeah. They were fighting. Oh, yeah. And they on the blood spot. That's also where Harrison Ford kind of came out with this little the comedic spot where, you know, the guy comes out jumps out in front of him comes up with a sword. And he looks at him like, please, bitch. And then shoots him.

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Yeah. And they all cheer. Yeah. People. Oh, there's the melt. Oh, yes. It's face melting. Yeah. So, yeah. You see the flame. Oh, it's disgusting. Yeah. It's actually pretty good graphics considering that. But oh, nice explosion.

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I forgot he exploded. Anyways, so yeah, we went to go see that movie. You know, we actually went to go see it, believe it or not. It was. But those were some of the classic ones. But some of the riffraff 80s was like Herbie Goes Bananas.

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Oh, there were a bunch of Herbie movies. There were a lot of back in this. Those were Disney movies. Yeah. There was like a bunch of Saturday matinee movies. It was crazy. Outside of the mainstream. I mean, this is the other one produced put up on the screen where the Arabian dude comes out with a sword. He's like, oh, I've got this. And he's just like, oh, please. Because, you know, Harrison Ford has been running all over the the city dodging vases, hiding in a great movie, though.

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It really ain't nobody got time for this. Yeah. They had Temple of Doom where they were digging out hearts. Oh, yeah. Right. That was the third one. No, that was the second one. Second one. It was the second of doom. Yeah. Yeah, that was. So it was that movie and Gremlins that created PG 13.

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That's how that happened. Yeah. People. Parents were like, what the whole the whole heart thing? Like you said, they were like, what the hell's going on? And then they put Grimm, one of the gremlins in the blender and blew up one of them in the microwave. Yep. And that was too much for the parents. So they created 13.

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Well, you know, you scarred some of the kids that were like five, six years old and they were like, I wouldn't expect a call him on. And they were lowering them down on the pit. Yeah. And he almost looked like some from a Saturday Night Live skit. You know, he really did. He looked like the guy from Fish.

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Yeah. Yeah. Good movie, too. Come over here. Put the blood on your face. You go down the hole. I remember the blonde lady in it was attractive. Whatever. Well, you know, he always had to have a sidekick. Well, hold on. What was her name?

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Long Girl. Was she popular? I think she was. There she is right there. She is. She was really pretty. I wonder what her name was. Is it Kate Capshaw? Oh, it might be. And she married. Did you just nail it? And she married Steven Spielberg. Oh, wow. Did you know that? I did not know that. Allison Doody. No, I think it's I think he's right. It's Kate Capshaw. Look at that. Cali.

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Oh, he's got a beating heart. I was thinking of the tell me that's not horrifying for an eight year old kid wanting to watch Indiana Jones. Yeah. Isn't the little Asian kid the kid from Goonies? I don't know. How would I know that? Because you saw you saw both movies that you I don't think so.

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Yeah. Kate Capshaw. Yeah, there she is. Good job. Very nice. Then K. Hawk Wong is short round. How is Dan Ackroyd in Indiana Jones? He's Weber. Weber. I don't remember him being in that movie. What role was that? Weber. He must have been a like a well, that is I don't recall.

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He must have been like a like a museum administrator or something like that. You know how they always have a scene where they're, you know, trying to have him get collect art. Oh, wait a second. No. So I think he's a British. He's some sort of British guy in that movie. I don't know.

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British. Whatever. So anyways, we would go to these the theater that days and the matinees and we jump all over this. I mean, is any in it? I mean, what are there? Is that what started your your movie buffets? You think? Well, I mean, it was opportunity. So, you know, the fact that I was a military brat living on a military base and there wasn't shit to do.

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Well, back then it was different, you know, for all kids because we didn't have phones and we had three channels on TV, four channels, whatever it is. It was that you were outside. Yeah, we actually lived right and got to experience stuff like look at that bug.

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Yeah, we used to go into the woods and there was a creek behind the house where I grew up, woods and whatnot. We go back there and we'd catch snakes, garter snakes. We go down there and we'd catch crawdads down there in the creek, lift up rocks and we'd have a jar full of crawdads.

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Yeah, I used to go exactly what boys should be doing. Well, there was a couple of girls that went with us. We would leave. I'll tell you, man, I have to go to New Jersey for my job. And so I started checking out some of the places I have to go to.

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It turns out that where I grew up in New Jersey, Fort Momma in Eaton Town, the house there, it just brought back a flood of memories. And the house is still there. They opened up the fort to the civilian public where people can buy the houses and stuff.

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You haven't seen it yet. I've physically been there because I haven't. But I mean, you can go on Google and you can clearly see it. But Jeff talks about the creek behind the house and we had something similar. And there was what they call the duck pond.

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And we used to we used to go fishing there in the mornings. And but we used to get our own bait because we were challenged to getting money. So we would get up. We'd leave the house and I would sneak out like a one o'clock in the morning.

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We remember climbing out and I'm good. Well, actually, no, I'm good. I don't need to be right now. I'd climb out the back and we would get like they didn't have five. I forget what the hell we're carrying them in. But we would get night crawlers and we would go out there with a flashlight and we'd find the worms.

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And you'd have to tick your fingers and you'd have to catch them really quick because they're super quick. You ever try to catch it a night crawler and they because they're they lay out. I'm not exactly sure what a night crawler crawler is a very huge.

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It's a large worm. It comes out its hole and and it was a dick for them all the time. I don't know what the hell it does. It like basks in the moonlight or something. I don't know what it does, but it comes out at night and you can see it because you get a flashlight.

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And it's the top left there. I was going to say that is not an earthworm. Yeah, that was. Yeah, they're big. But they're large. OK, hold on. They're large. Night crawler is the same thing as one of those big earthworms.

332
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:40,960
Exactly. What is it? I as a kid, I played with lots of gigantic worms like big worms and they left a long trail of. Oh, yeah. When you pick them up and they go into panic mode, they poop. Well, they poop.

333
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:51,960
But then they they they expel this highly viscous slime. Yes. Yes, they do. Well, and then and then we would hook them. I mean, we go fishing, right?

334
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:58,960
You take the big worm and cut it in half and squirm it all around and you put it on the hook. And it's like shitting on you. But it's not really, I guess, his guts.

335
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,960
Well, you can imagine these these earthworms are climbing through the mud. So they're basically.

336
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:08,960
Do they eat the bodies? They eat the mud as part of their traveling through the mud.

337
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:15,960
They have to, because when you cut it in half to put it on the on the on the hook, it's excreting, you know, brown stuff.

338
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:21,960
Well, I'm assuming it's not poop is brown as well. I don't think it's poop. I think it's mud. I think you're right.

339
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:27,960
Yeah. So worms eat dirt, the animal, newer and organic. Also, worms procreate with themselves.

340
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,960
They're asexual. But don't we all know?

341
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:37,960
The worms are asexual, which means that there's they don't have a sex.

342
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:45,960
They're kind of like a sponge. They reproduce by fission. Fission without sexual organs.

343
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:51,960
Yes. So, yeah, that's right. Because I remember in seventh grade, the big thing was it was in science class was the big thing.

344
00:36:51,960 --> 00:37:00,960
That's the first time you start doing dissections. Yes. And they would bring in these humongous, bigger than normal earthworms.

345
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:06,960
Right. Night crawlers. And you'd sit there and you'd get your little scalpel and you'd lay it open and you could see all the ganglia

346
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:11,960
and all the yeah, all the pieces. That was one thing I miss about school.

347
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:17,960
You know, that was one thing. Producer, do they do that currently? They in lab class.

348
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:23,960
Did you ever have to dissect a rat or a or a pig? I think Brandon did a pig. We did.

349
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:31,960
Oh, wow. We did a rat. I think we did a lot of things. I think Stephen did pig too. Like a big pig.

350
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:38,960
A full 300 pound hog. They put it on the ceiling and gutted it. It was like a little piglet.

351
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:46,960
They skinned it, made moccasins out of the skin. Oh, yeah. A frog. OK, so I'll tell you, I'll share a little snippet.

352
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:54,960
We did a frog as well. I took I brought my lunch to school one time. And remember the Lipton cups, cup of soup?

353
00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:05,960
Oh, yeah. And you know, well, I took one of the dehydrated peas out of the soup and I shoved it in one of the the frogs veins or those open cavity.

354
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:13,960
And I called the teacher over, saying, what is that? And the teacher is like, I don't know, but it's growing.

355
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:19,960
You know, because the peas started soaking up the formaldehyde. That shit stunk, too.

356
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:24,960
I still remember that smell that formaldehyde. They pulled the frogs out of the worms, whatever it was.

357
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:32,960
And it just has that smell. That brings up the other movie with E.T. where he's trying to free all the frickin what were they killing?

358
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:44,960
Oh, yeah. E.T. I saw that movie once. Remember, E.T. was watching a movie where he was he was mind melded with Elliot.

359
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:51,960
Oh, well, yeah, he was mind melded with Elliot and whatever he was watching on TV, he was making he was.

360
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:56,960
Elliot was doing in the classroom. Yeah. The E.T. was he was consuming alcohol.

361
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,960
He was consuming Coors beer and then Ellie got drunk. Yes. Yes.

362
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:08,960
And so he was watching the TV and is like animals were being like something like set him free or something.

363
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:14,960
And so he started setting all the all the frogs free set him free set him free. The frogs dead.

364
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,960
No, no, they're all live. They were in jars or something.

365
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,960
They were they were all over the place. They made the kids euthanize.

366
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:28,960
So they had a live frog and they had this they had a barrel, a little they had a glass container.

367
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,960
And the teacher would come around with a cotton ball.

368
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,960
That's right. And he would drop the cotton ball that was soaked in some sort of cyanide.

369
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,960
Something that would kill the frog. So they the frog was alive.

370
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,960
The teacher would come by, drop the cotton ball in there and the frog would eventually die.

371
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,960
Is this based on the movie or this is what you remember happened in the movie? Oh, OK. Yeah.

372
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,960
Wow. So there will be once I remember any of this. Oh, yeah.

373
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,960
So then that's when Ellie was like free the frogs and he was afraid.

374
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,960
And then they had the camera went to this one girl and she had a frog on her hair.

375
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:08,960
She was screaming. Right. And then in the movie, the actor grabs the woman and kisses her.

376
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,960
And he grabs a girl that he likes in the classroom and kisses her.

377
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,960
And he gets in major trouble. Did he get a swat? I got a first boner.

378
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,960
What? Did he get a swat? What the hell is a swat? A smack.

379
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,960
You never got swat on the ass from school? Oh, why? He got major trouble.

380
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:31,960
Well, those are illegal. But yeah, I remember the I remember there are certain teachers.

381
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,960
You never wanted to get a swat from. Yeah. Like a coach. Yeah.

382
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,960
I never got swatted. I think I was on the tail end of the swatting.

383
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,960
But no, it was full bore when I was going to school. You know, you into what year?

384
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,960
Like all the way through a senior in high school. Yeah. Yeah.

385
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,960
My two friends got it in high school. Got paddled. Yep.

386
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,960
By the vice principal. He was a softball coach.

387
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:00,960
And and once you're given an option like you could either get paddled or do suspension.

388
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,960
I think so. And they're like, we'll take the swats.

389
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,960
And I got out of it. Take it like a man. I got out of it somehow.

390
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:12,960
And they still hold that over me. And I remember they said, yeah, white privilege.

391
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,960
Well, they're both. Well, actually, the one guy is half Japanese.

392
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,960
So maybe there's some racism. There was a racist deal going on.

393
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,960
Yeah. But no, the other guy is just I've never heard of swats.

394
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:27,960
I did like my elementary junior high in in in New Jersey.

395
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:33,960
And I went to El Paso and I showed up the technically I was like high school.

396
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,960
Right. And I show up and I'm playing basketball and not to be.

397
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:44,960
But whatever. So I was in there and I grabbed the the net and I was kind of pulling myself up on it.

398
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,960
And they say, hey, what are you doing? And I was like, oh, I was pulling up on someone.

399
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,960
Just playing around, you know, playing basketball. Right. You know, and.

400
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:58,960
And I was like, oh, cool. So this guy, this coach, this dude takes me to the back.

401
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,960
And I was thinking, well, I like to abuse you. No. Wow.

402
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,960
Come with me in this back closet. Very sensual.

403
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,960
You were like, you got a couple options here. I can paddle you. You can zip.

404
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,960
I had no idea why he called me in the back.

405
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,960
So I went in the back and I was thinking, he probably wants to, you know,

406
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,960
have me play on the basketball team or something. I had no idea.

407
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:25,960
I put my hands on a desk, he opens up a drawer, takes this thing out and just wax me.

408
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,960
There's no there's nothing. There's no warning.

409
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,960
There was nothing. Takes it out. Wack. He says, don't grab that net again.

410
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,960
And you didn't. Did you? Did it hurt? Yes, it hurt.

411
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,960
Well, I mean, assuming it did, but I mean, you know, I hurt like a motherfucker

412
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,960
and I was unprepared. I had no idea what the hell was going on.

413
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:48,960
And I'm thinking, no, I did not. But, you know, but still, does it matter?

414
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,060
I mean that's a violation of your of your he should have told you first

415
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:59,360
Yeah, I had no idea that was something you know I had no idea thoughts of that was even something that must have been

416
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:06,120
Bullshit you must have been just driving this coach crazy for months brand new and finally he's like I'm swatting dude

417
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,680
I was brand new maybe maybe that was like the first day

418
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:15,100
He looked at you and was like I got to sell this guy down on a white and he was black and I was an El Paso

419
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,040
So you're racist

420
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:22,360
He was evidently no white kids are allowed to be paddled. No, it can't go the other way. It's only you

421
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:28,640
Yeah, could be racist well, I mean you put a black racist in the in a in a powerful position

422
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:33,980
They're gonna you know they're gonna act out, but they're not you as a white kid forced a black coach to paddle you

423
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:40,280
Wow white privilege he should have given me a warning he should have given me a should have given you so for real

424
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,280
Did you guys get ever sent to the?

425
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:47,160
Did you ever get in trouble in school like sent to the principal's office or the assistant principal's office sure

426
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:52,080
What do the more more I think about it? I was a piece of shit really you got sent there all the time

427
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:57,280
And I just yeah, I mean you doing just doing stupid stuff. I'm just I

428
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:03,720
Was like I was a goof. I mean and they just got tired of it send it send his ass out I

429
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:09,120
Guess I mean no no no no I didn't act up in class to get kicked out

430
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:14,240
It was just I would do things like bring stink bombs and you know oh you the you pranked it

431
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,040
I did that I did that I brought

432
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:20,000
Way back then it was called fart spray. I think I was I think it was a

433
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:28,320
Gosh was I a freshman no, I think I was a senior in high school farts farts right air got it from Spencer's

434
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:35,360
You know that that I love Spencer's who doesn't love going has a little gag gifts and stuff. That's a totally 80s

435
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:40,400
You know I say today things it's new, but it's different today. I mean they sell dildos in there today

436
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:47,240
Yeah, that's it. I mean back then it was just like sexually explicit meaning that they they had that fundies

437
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,960
Where you wear the underwear with your partner those two people would fit in a pair of underwear

438
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,680
And it was a roll of fruit roll-ups or something yes, and he had edible underwear as well

439
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,880
Right about those ratios you got back then yeah, it wasn't it wasn't too risque

440
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:07,200
You know now. It's just like you know they got vibrators there, and just it's just really yeah, were you there last week or?

441
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,160
He frequents it yeah, I'm just gonna say do you have like a like a he owned stock in it

442
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,760
You have like are you part of their loyalty I get a I get a monthly Chronicle

443
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,320
You have like a whole bunch of points on the catalogue mail list. Yeah, he's got points

444
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:27,580
But anyway, I had this I had this fart spray and I accumulated points I get stuff you know one thing that

445
00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:34,860
again my two friends that I would hang out with would probably corroborate this is I would always

446
00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:37,820
Instigate the things and they would always take it too far

447
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:45,060
And then you got they would get in trouble, and I would not well. It's their fault for taking it too far. Oh

448
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:48,340
What oh you let them that is Jeff I'd let you

449
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:51,300
You served up the softball

450
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:55,180
And the exit states left right before shit hits a fan

451
00:45:55,180 --> 00:46:01,660
What a dick that would be totally something that I would bite on I get all wound up see that right there those stink bombs

452
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:07,280
So the producer pulled up these it's a cartridge. It's a it's a little bit bigger than a match

453
00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:11,940
Not a match book, but a match box smelly salts or something well what it is

454
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,500
Glass vials there glass vials in there

455
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:22,220
And they're very thin and you can easily put them under your foot and step on them and then walk away

456
00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:28,820
Wherever you're at like a little plastic vial. It's a it's a glass vial. Oh god. That's horrible

457
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:34,740
But it's so thin that when you step on it it just disintegrate it disintegrates into nothing

458
00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:39,740
So it's a what you do just what I would do is I would walk out and you know it's outside

459
00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:43,060
It's recess whatever and I would have one of the little glass vials

460
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:47,620
And now I would put it under my foot and I wouldn't step on it right away

461
00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:50,340
I would I would kneel down put it under my foot

462
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:55,180
I was pretend like I would tie my shoe and I'd slide it under my foot

463
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:58,300
And then I would stand up a step on it

464
00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:02,780
Squish it break up the glass real good, so don't hurt themselves and walk away

465
00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:07,140
But and then no for some reason it didn't you know dissipated pretty quick

466
00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:11,300
But while it's dissipating I just hear just like this wave of people behind me

467
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,300
Oh

468
00:47:14,820 --> 00:47:16,820
Is that you again Paul

469
00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,820
It's the deaf kid

470
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:33,500
I got trouble for that. That was one of the reasons I went to the office because I shared the because I went to this German

471
00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:40,740
I bought like a case of those we had bought together a case of those and it cost like five bucks

472
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:43,660
it was ridiculous right and we bought a whole case of those and

473
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:51,140
I'm one other guy knew yeah, and the other guy got caught cuz he was being stupid right you gotta be you gotta be discreet

474
00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:53,140
You gotta be discreet super discreet

475
00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:57,980
Slide it under my foot crunch crunch walk away

476
00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:03,860
He was like

477
00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:09,260
Well, what a maroon total maroon

478
00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:14,100
You know so he gets called out by the teachers and the teachers like well Sean bottom Sean who?

479
00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:20,580
Totally ratted you out. I thought they were your friends there were but you know

480
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:23,580
Well, there was there was a guy in the same school

481
00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:27,860
This was in Germany of all places so there was a guy in the school that had the same last name as me

482
00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:30,780
And so they called him up with his name Sean do

483
00:48:30,780 --> 00:48:33,540
Yes, I was like yeah the same first and last name

484
00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:39,660
Oh God and spelled the same one of the odds cuz my name spelled se a yeah that poor guy got suspended all pretty high

485
00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:40,580
I know well though

486
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:45,380
He he he cried and said it wasn't him and then cuz they came to me first is like I don't know

487
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:49,420
I feel like it's the other guy probably other Sean if the other Sean so you know and then

488
00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:54,460
They came back and they were like was it you know, it's like no and they were just like

489
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,100
Yeah

490
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,100
Yeah

491
00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:04,620
But they didn't paddle there but it was I totally got busted

492
00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:08,780
You know and then I had to go home with it and then I knew my dad was gonna beat the crap out of me

493
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:11,020
So I didn't have walking and this is in Germany

494
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:16,340
so and back then this is the Benjamin Franklin village in Mannheim, Germany and

495
00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:26,060
To the my house we lived in these military quarters and the the quarters were these large

496
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:28,580
apartment buildings that had three

497
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:35,380
Stairwells that were five stories tall so there were a lot of families that lived in one building

498
00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:40,820
Right and so I had to go about eight long buildings all the way home

499
00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:45,500
So wasn't that hard to get home, but what didn't take that long? So I stopped about the third building in

500
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:51,820
Into the middle building a middle stairwell and they had a basement too because they had storage in the base

501
00:49:51,820 --> 00:49:56,300
I took the rest of the case and I was in the

502
00:49:57,420 --> 00:50:00,540
basement and I stopped on the whole tire

503
00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:05,220
Because I had to get rid of it

504
00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:11,420
Families living in that building Sean it dissipated quickly it did they probably called hazmat

505
00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:17,540
Well, and like all the families had to like relocate and all the clothes were ruined. No, I

506
00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:22,200
Even did we even went to the library. They did think they were like, what is that?

507
00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:31,480
It's stunk but it dissipated within like five ten minutes, you know you ran well I'd bring it from that one

508
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:40,100
We didn't go into like the library of all places and so they ultimately catch you

509
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:43,900
No, they will now they're still looking

510
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:50,060
Yeah, no, but I got home your pole for my dad whipped my stasi is looking for him. Yeah, my dad we follow

511
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:53,860
Kill him I

512
00:50:55,740 --> 00:51:01,340
Only got I was a goody-goody like a sad goody-goody. I got in trouble one time

513
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:06,240
I got sent to the assistant principal one time the hell I know right we I know no, I know

514
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:10,800
It's a good story. So I'm sitting in the cafeteria and this one kid's bullying me, right?

515
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:16,800
He's yeah, he's throwing these peas and they're landing in my catch up and splattering onto my clothes

516
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,140
And I'm like kind of ketchup or you had you had the cheap ketchup. He had the like ketchup water

517
00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:25,360
Yeah, I guess I had to catch up water didn't have Heinz ketchup anyway, so he was kind of

518
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:32,480
You guys done the throwing he's throwing peas it means I'm like and I'm not a fighter

519
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,520
It's not like I'm a skid. I'm kicking the ass right you didn't alpha male him. I did with those peas

520
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:41,000
I didn't so anyway, so he gets up to go get like something else and

521
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:46,400
His books were on the end of the of the table. So you just pushed the books

522
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,960
Well, I know there was a big trash can right on the end of the table

523
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,320
And I pushed all I put like a whole stack of books

524
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,460
Pushed them all into the trash can and then everybody at the table dumped our trays on it

525
00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:59,440
Oh really and so I'm sitting in class

526
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:04,040
Just the next period or the period after and they come in for me Paul Paul

527
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,960
We need Paul the front office plans. Can you please they're like and they sent me to the principal's office

528
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,960
And I come into the principal's office and there are the books and they're all like

529
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:19,320
Krusty and stuck together and ketchup and and he goes and he goes, okay

530
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:23,260
Do you want to tell me what happened to these books and I stood there for a second cuz I was gonna lie

531
00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:25,260
And I stood there for a second. I went

532
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,160
Well, I can tell you I shoved him into the trash can and then all of us dumped our trays on it

533
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,360
And he was amazed his eyes were huge and he goes and why would you do that?

534
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:39,280
I go cuz the guy was throwing food in and you know and throwing food at me and

535
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,800
Got ketchup all over my shirt. He goes

536
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,600
Go back to class

537
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,080
Awesome. That was it. Awesome. You know what?

538
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,960
Well, back to class because I was honest because I was honest right now. He felt guilty

539
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:57,560
Yeah, he felt guilty. You had that like you had those hearing aids with the d-size battery pack around your head

540
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:03,400
It's like these gigantic like they're like earmuffs back then and well, that's what he said when I walked in he goes

541
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,400
Can you hear me?

542
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,400
He saw you look like

543
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,000
Sidekick security guards with the earmuffs on this huge

544
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:20,840
Cloud city know what a hearing aid looks like even back then they weren't that bad. God you're a mess. I remember one time

545
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:26,640
I remember one time another time that I somehow got out of the bully. I got out of the trouble with that

546
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,240
Yeah, you would I was in probably seventh or eighth grade

547
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:34,200
It must been eighth grade and we're we didn't have hot lunches after fifth grade hot lunches went away

548
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,480
Oh, that sucks. So we didn't have that the way past the bond

549
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,520
We had hot lunches all the way to the end high school fifth grade

550
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,520
They they did pass the next bond and all hot lunches went away through all those for all the schools

551
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,600
So all we had was milk and that you know

552
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:51,480
The little orange juice thing that you could buy so we'd line up and well you had no food at all

553
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,360
Like you had to pack your lunch. You had no ham and cheese sandwiches

554
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,120
Nothing, you you brought your lunch every day. You had to pack your lunch every morning. I did

555
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,120
Oh ever since since sixth grade, which you're what 11, right?

556
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,880
So from 11 on I packed my lunch every you make it yourself, too

557
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:12,120
I did really your parents didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry. No. Wow. Well, I think we're touching on some really

558
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:17,560
No, I don't care really raw nerves here. I don't care. But anyway, I had to walk uphill both ways school

559
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:22,840
In the snow and had to make my own damn lunch. Actually, I did have to do that as well. We'll cover that in a minute

560
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,840
How is that possible?

561
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,640
You walked backwards no

562
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:31,800
I'll tell I don't think it works that way. If you weren't backwards, it's still uphill or downhill

563
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:35,240
I did it both ways. But anyway, we got in line to get your milk

564
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:38,760
Yes, and the the teacher wasn't there yet. We were the

565
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:44,520
I don't know the third or fourth in line. We drank all of them and no we're sitting there at the cooler waiting for the

566
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,560
Teacher to be there to hang on to us, right?

567
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:53,480
And there was a outlet box that was sticking out because it used to be the cafeteria where all the food was made, right?

568
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,920
So all the power shit was still in there

569
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:59,880
We're standing there and it was just a power box a little four outlet power box that was sticking up out of the

570
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,360
ground on like a little

571
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,400
Pipe right? So the box was on top of it. I didn't like that

572
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,440
Kick it. I was just sitting there. I was leaning against the wall and I kick it

573
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,080
and sparks flew everywhere

574
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:17,800
Boom sparks flowing everywhere big loud pop and my friend was standing next to me

575
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,640
Did you see that I was just like

576
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,520
No one saw me do it and the teacher comes running then grabs my friend

577
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,160
Takes him to the principal

578
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,440
Bounce for him. I was just like

579
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:37,400
You didn't you didn't like vouch for him. I was just like what else I could seventh grade or eighth grade

580
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,280
I was just like, you knew well I did and he went and he's like it wasn't me. He's still in jail

581
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:50,040
He's like that son of a bitch. Yeah, he's like the the january 6 protesters. He's still in jail. He's still in jail

582
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:54,760
God, isn't that crazy? I shouldn't have brought that up. Yeah, that's crazy. That's cruel and unusual punishment

583
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,600
Anyway, sorry keep so you basically burned the school down and blamed your friend

584
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:03,720
Yeah, it was a big big loud big pop smoke came up. You know what the electric why would it do that?

585
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:07,400
It arced so it popped a circuit. I mean, why would it do that?

586
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:13,400
So how big of a spark was it? It was how long did it last? No, it was fast like a second. Yeah

587
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:17,240
Um, so something arced

588
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,480
so uh depending on the the

589
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,000
The amperage I mean it was probably a big nice big fat 20

590
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,000
Amp circuit or something like that or if it was maybe been probably 30 40 something like that

591
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,080
30 if there was like a probably other than hooked it up to it. Yeah, it was the big probably

592
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,640
it's where you would line up where the

593
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:38,120
Some of the older uh, oh the 10 000 some of the commercial 10 000 older

594
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:44,280
Breaker boxes back then had what they called federal boxes and these federal boxes

595
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,920
Uh the breakers that traditionally are put in there are harder to trip

596
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,000
right, so it allows uh, whatever there's a

597
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:59,080
A cross and that's why the sparks last nowadays you can fart next to a plug and it'll trip it, you know, right?

598
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,640
Yeah, especially with yours

599
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,560
your

600
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,760
Plugs or your farts. Oh not the plug. Yeah pole

601
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:13,560
No, really honestly, that's that's exactly what it is. Uh, you know back then the the the breakers just weren't you know

602
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:18,520
They're designed to trip but they're also designed to to maintain a certain load before it trips

603
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,520
You know and nowadays they've got a lot more safety involved in there

604
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:28,840
That's why there's a lot of ours. So going back to the discipline in school. So today zero

605
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:34,600
Zero discipline. I'm all for corporal punishment. They can't do anything to these kids. You can't touch them

606
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:39,400
You can't talk sternly to them. You can't i'm for corporal and we told our you can have sex with them

607
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,520
You could do that. Well, I mean they do but it's not allowed

608
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:47,880
Yeah, we told all our teachers up through probably when you had the teacher conferences

609
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,880
If he misbehaves beat him

610
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:55,400
Yeah, it's shocking. You have my permission if you want to give us and here's my taser. You can use it anytime you want

611
00:57:55,880 --> 00:58:01,640
Here make him go pick a switch off the tree. This is a special underwear. This is my favorite twitch

612
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,760
No, but we told him I was like if you if you need to get on them

613
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,560
You have my support kind of a thing if you need to yell at him

614
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,600
Who was the football player that got told I was just thinking that um

615
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:16,360
He played minnesota minnesota vikings. Yep. He beat his kid, right? Well, he took a switch

616
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,640
Yeah, he switched his kid. I hell I got switched as a kid

617
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,520
I got beaten with a fiberglass rod

618
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,720
What kind of fiberglass rod like a fission bowl?

619
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,240
It was like a fiberglass rod now granted, you know, he didn't do it very often

620
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,600
It was more he called it the swinging singing switch because he would be like i've had enough and he'd get it and he'd go

621
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:43,240
Jesus christ, how was that? That was like, uh, you know, did it sound like a tiger hidden dragon or whatever

622
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,880
Did it sound did it sound like a singing switch to you?

623
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,360
It was a fiberglass rod that he would wave in the air and it would go

624
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:54,280
Sounds like a fishing pole. They used to take like a a year a yardstick and and crack that on my ass

625
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,400
Yeah, they take the yardstick and crack the knuckles too, you know, seriously

626
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:02,040
I think my grandparents had like a case of them and because every time he racked one on me

627
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,080
He always broke it right he'd come back. He used to broke my thing

628
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,360
And he freaking bought a case of the damn thing. You have another one next time

629
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,280
That only happened to me once

630
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:15,160
You know remember when we had sliding glass doors and like you don't trust the lock you had to put a piece of wood

631
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,240
In between the door and the wall

632
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:21,800
My dad got so mad at me. He grabbed that thing and was chasing me up the stairs and hit me over the head and it cracked

633
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,040
And he was like, oh damn it because that's just

634
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,960
because that was

635
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,960
That was his security. Yeah, that was

636
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:34,440
It's a proprietary piece of wood. Yeah, because he has to be the perfect length, right and he was like, oh dad dang it

637
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,920
Beat you with the other hand, of course, I didn't feel it. I mean hit my head and I was like, oh damn

638
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,760
Damn, he just hit me on the head and he's like, oh and then I ran to my room. Oh my god

639
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:47,400
And you wept and I wept wept for days wept whatever

640
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,680
No, yeah, anyway, so so they we don't they don't allow any of that in today's schools, right?

641
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,720
So I tell you what they're they're more firm

642
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,560
um

643
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,880
Firm in some schools than others nice

644
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:07,720
I just did it totally depends on the teacher though because my wife right she's a brand new teacher, right?

645
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:13,080
So she's been there. She's been a teacher for a year. Not even she started in the fall, right?

646
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,800
So she's in the in the middle of her first year

647
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,200
Wait, no, no, it's her second. Oh, she's starting her second year. God. I'm losing my mind

648
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,040
anyway, so

649
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,840
She doesn't put up with anything right? She raised three boys

650
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,440
Well, she doesn't put up with anything. That's no excuse

651
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:33,240
So they come into the class right fifth graders on one side of the class and she's working with their third graders

652
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:39,800
And for some reason the teacher walked out of the classroom the other teacher and they were making hooting and hollering making all sorts of noise

653
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,800
And she was like

654
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,920
She was like the zoo. Yeah, there is no shelly only zoo

655
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,880
And and she was like screaming at them they were like

656
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,480
And she was like i'm not dealing with it and then like but none of the teachers will do that

657
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,000
They don't do that. Shelly's like i'm gonna get in trouble and she knows

658
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,680
Eventually, she's gonna get talked to about being too firm with them

659
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,360
but i'll tell you what when they're in her classroom they

660
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,320
I she's got them. She's got them conditioned. Yeah, well they behave

661
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:19,240
Well, there's there's certain rules on that first day you have to establish. Yeah, these are my rules

662
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,800
If you break them, these are the consequences

663
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:28,600
And uh, that's a key thing that when you go through teacher certification or through school to get your teacher degree

664
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,560
That's one of the things that they teach you is you need to establish

665
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:37,000
Authority and rules on that first day. Well, if you don't you lose control, right?

666
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:43,320
And what's interesting is she's a resource teacher, right? So that she does like one-on-one with a handful of students, right?

667
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,640
Probably not more than 10 or 15 and they're the kids that you know

668
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,960
For one reason or another they have to get pulled out of their own classroom and they have to have that one-on-one

669
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,440
discipline or one-on-one teaching

670
01:01:54,440 --> 01:02:01,720
And it's usually because their behavior problems, you know i'm saying they're behind because they're constantly getting in trouble

671
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,760
Or they're being disruptive or they something or you know something

672
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,160
So she's got the kids that and then some of them have learning disabilities and they checked out of school

673
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:11,080
They don't give a shit and so they're just you know

674
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,760
I mean she's got a handful of all these different type of kids anyway, but they come to her and

675
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,520
You know, they're amped up like, you know, this is fun time, but we're gonna we're gonna school around right?

676
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:26,280
But not now right she they love her too because they she's showing them boundaries

677
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,880
They they go they come from households that there are no boundaries

678
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:37,320
Right and when a kid is outside their boundaries, it's insecure. I mean they they don't act like it. They don't mean they're like

679
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,160
Well test and test and test and test and and do this and do that

680
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:45,800
Anyway, it's just interesting and she thinks she's gonna get in trouble because they're not allowed to do that kind of stuff

681
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,120
But whatever. Yeah, anyway, well

682
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:54,040
Well, just someone complains I would just keep doing it. That's what I told her. Yeah, I mean the

683
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:58,520
Parents that's usually not the students. It's the parents who are the problem

684
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:03,560
Usually that turn teachers just foul on the whole industry

685
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,840
Agreed I need a new bag. It's the parents who call up and go that's not my baby

686
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:15,080
Right, you know, it's not my baby. My baby can't do that. The teachers have a they've got a lot of stuff

687
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,320
Going on they've got a lot of responsibility

688
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:22,600
They have a lot to take in. I mean their job is not only to

689
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,160
To teach the curriculum

690
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,200
They have to they they they wear a lot of hats

691
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:33,960
They they are they have to take care of the well-being of that child whether it's indirect or directly

692
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,840
So if that child shows up, it's got bruises. Oh, yeah, you know

693
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:42,840
They gotta be aware of that stuff, you know if that child shows up and you know, they're they're they're sleeping through class

694
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:50,200
They're you know, there's there's drugs. There's I know my wife builds really strong relationships with with some of her students good

695
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:57,560
Not all of them me and mrs. Joe. No, not in that way, but she has some of her students reach out

696
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,560
And they're a senior in college

697
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,560
And they're shooting her emails going

698
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:08,040
Your class and your teaching was the made this it was the best and it made this

699
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:13,320
A lot easier than what it was and she loves get that stuff. Of course, and this is four years after she had him

700
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:17,640
That is why teachers do their thing. They want to make a difference in the kid in the students lives

701
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,240
That's why they do it right now

702
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:25,560
Here's the unfortunate thing they spent about 30% of the time teaching and 70% of the time doing bullshit administrative stuff

703
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,160
crazy administrative stuff and all the teachers are like

704
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:35,160
Totally. I mean they were already like burdened and and swamped and overwhelmed and then covid hit

705
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:40,200
I don't think I don't think my wife does all that. Oh my god. You should hear the stories. I hear about

706
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:45,000
Especially when covid hit now they have because some got some kids are from home

707
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:50,840
Some kids are in the school. Yeah, she definitely complains about that and then it but you don't even it's not a class

708
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:56,760
You don't have one classroom and some of them are home and some of them in the classroom

709
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,320
You're getting they are getting

710
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,640
online students from other schools

711
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:07,320
Like it's crazy like they're trying to balance everything and they're running around and I don't blame them. I mean, it's this is unprecedented

712
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,640
Well, there are no virtual schools anymore

713
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:16,360
Uh at least not what what my wife's doing. Well, you know frisco rfd. They're still they have the choice

714
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:21,160
Well, my wife doesn't have any oh good for her because shelly has to she had him last year

715
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:25,480
Shelly has some of them that have to do it. Oh, yeah, she hates it too. They don't pay attention

716
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,920
Yeah, they don't pay attention and she doesn't have any this year. They lost

717
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:34,280
A whole year of education. No question about it. Yeah when covet hit yeah, I think our

718
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:38,040
Kids, I know you've still got one in there, but uh, I think

719
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:42,040
You know unfortunately coveted when it did but they got lucky that it got hit when it did

720
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:48,040
Because otherwise if it was earlier, they would have been dealing with that the last I thought you're talking about your your voice

721
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,680
Yeah, like steven and uh, dawson

722
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:55,320
Yeah, um preston. Yeah, I think you know they they they missed

723
01:05:55,320 --> 01:06:01,880
What two months of the senior year? But I know they didn't miss anything. They just did online. Well, it was online

724
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:03,880
Oh, that's what yeah, so but

725
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:08,120
The the seniors that were last year they missed the entire year

726
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,280
I know well screwed up. I felt bad for all the graduating seniors

727
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,280
They couldn't do any of the things that they were supposed to do

728
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:19,480
They didn't know bad for steven and the boys because they didn't have the prom right

729
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,880
They didn't have the senior day all the all the senior shifts

730
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:27,240
The last couple months all but stuff, you know, it jacked up his birthday as well his 18th birthday was

731
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:33,800
Sitting in the backyard. It's I know you say that in and I agree to a certain point, but

732
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:40,440
I mean nowadays the the students aren't even going to the prom. Oh, I know. I they usually don't

733
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,280
They get all gussied up and then they go to dinner. They take pictures

734
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:49,240
To a hotel room and and they go to the after party. They're not going to the after party

735
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,440
They go to the after party. Yeah, right

736
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:59,160
Yeah, yeah, but they take all their clothes off. They put on what well they're at the after party. Yes

737
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,680
But yeah, I mean I think um, I didn't go to the prom

738
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,720
Um, I went my senior here. I went briefly and then my girlfriend was like let's go. I don't want to be here

739
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,880
Yeah, I didn't go when I was there everyone go because it was a big dance

740
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:17,160
and then they had the queen and the king and all the awards and all that shit because uh,

741
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:22,280
Uh, it was just still then but now it's they still have the dance, but I don't think a lot of people go to it

742
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:27,160
I don't think it. No, I I don't think they do they may make a brief appearance

743
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,040
Right. I mean i'm amazed they still have them

744
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:37,400
Because I think so few people go that what's the point? Well, they really need to I mean, I think it's it's sad because back in the

745
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,900
I think it's a it's a big deal. It's a celebratory

746
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,600
uh event

747
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,280
Well, even when I was in school, it's a big deal in the 80s. Yeah, it was my school

748
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:50,200
Was I mean I went to the prom, uh, you know, we went through the whole thing

749
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,800
I mean it was it was they had like the the king queen

750
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:59,080
And best dressed funniest. Yeah, they they went through the whole thing. They had a bunch too

751
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:00,920
most talented

752
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,760
Uh, I I hope that doesn't go away. They had the after party biggest bosoms

753
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:09,880
And we went to the after party and then the girl that I was dating at the time we ended up going over my sister's apartment

754
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:15,720
I was on the prom and then we went to the after party and then we went to the prom and we went to the after party

755
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:22,840
And then uh, you know the whole point. Oh my god. That was great. Oh, yeah, that was that was going on, you know and

756
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,440
Our big thing was we were up in sissanatti. So you'd go to

757
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,840
the prom

758
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:33,400
Then the after parties and the next day you would all go to kings island, which is an amusement park

759
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:38,680
Like kings island kings island kings island interesting. It's much better than six flags

760
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:42,000
Oh, how's that? It is just better rides.

761
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,600
It's not what I heard.

762
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,440
You said Six Flags and I was like, what?

763
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:49,480
No, it's like Six Flags, but it's better.

764
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,560
No, what I heard was sexual acts.

765
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,040
Don't ask me why. No.

766
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,680
Much better than sexual acts.

767
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,560
Good Lord. Do you need to change your batteries?

768
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,960
But you said Six Flags.

769
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,880
I don't know how I got that. But anyway, I was like, what?

770
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,440
Yeah, it's much better.

771
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,840
I'm usually a part of Six Flags.

772
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,440
It's actually really, really good.

773
01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:08,640
Is it still around? Yeah.

774
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,560
Are you just saying that because that's what you experienced?

775
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,120
No, my wife thought the same thing.

776
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,760
And then she went, she goes, yeah, it's just better.

777
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:17,360
Well, in Denver, where I show that when I spent,

778
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:21,360
I spent a lot of time in Denver growing up and we went to Elitch's.

779
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,280
Who? Elitch's Elitch's.

780
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,520
And it was better than Six Flags.

781
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,360
Yeah, I think Six Flags is kind of blah.

782
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,560
Not very good.

783
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:35,640
I mean, nowadays they all try to outdo each other with the big fancy,

784
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:37,200
big fancy. I tell you,

785
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,160
there's probably no competition between back in our day and now.

786
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,440
Well, I'll tell you what, the best roller coaster I've ever been on

787
01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:46,320
is called the Beast, and I probably rode it three hundred times.

788
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,480
What was his name? The Beast.

789
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,360
It's the roller coaster.

790
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:50,680
It's the world's least.

791
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:54,440
I think it still is the world's largest and fastest wooden roller coaster.

792
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,360
I think that's a picture.

793
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,720
Where is it? Oh, King's Island.

794
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,360
I thought the one that the Dallas was the what is it called?

795
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:02,080
The the giant, the giant.

796
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,280
God, there's the one of the wooden ones.

797
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,080
Maybe it's still there. It's so rickety.

798
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,640
It hurts. That's it.

799
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,680
That's the giant. You talk about the one that Six Flags.

800
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:11,560
I guess so. Yeah, it sucks.

801
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:14,960
Yeah. I mean, it's I mean, the last time I was on it,

802
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,760
I don't I can't remember years and years ago, but it was like

803
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,560
my back was jarred and awful.

804
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,960
Yeah, you're just old. I am old.

805
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:25,080
Yeah, surprisingly, because you're in shape.

806
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,240
Not really. Not anymore.

807
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:32,000
Well, I'll tell you what, the Beast, it opened in 1980 and it's

808
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,800
if you ever make it up there

809
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,880
and make it to make sure you ride that right, it's one of the best

810
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,000
rollercoasters ever been on.

811
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,000
But the Titan at the Six Flags here is pretty good.

812
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:46,800
We've been on the Titan man man man man like me.

813
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,080
Yeah, man.

814
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,080
Well, I'll tell you what thing about the Titan that I liked

815
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,800
is that you'll black out the initial

816
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:55,520
special initial hump that you come down.

817
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,480
It goes down fast.

818
01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:02,400
But then you because you envision it goes under the ground.

819
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,320
So that's the whole thing.

820
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,320
So you're headed your your yeah.

821
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,320
It goes into a tunnel down into the ground.

822
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:09,560
What's the beast does?

823
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,640
It trips you out because mentally you kind of like

824
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,600
should to be going up, pulling up anytime soon.

825
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,720
And then all of a sudden it's blocking like, oh, wow.

826
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,840
And that's really loud in that tunnel.

827
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,480
Everybody screams and super loud.

828
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:22,560
I was quiet in ours.

829
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:23,720
That's what the beast does.

830
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,560
It goes up the first hill and it goes down straight into the ground.

831
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,160
Why do they have only you got this this picture of here,

832
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,160
the Texas giant in the far right.

833
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,360
You have this bottom picture of this big woman.

834
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,200
That's the lady who flew off.

835
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,720
That's the lady who flew out of the car. How?

836
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,280
She's too fat and she couldn't.

837
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,360
She could latch it.

838
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,000
She survived. No, she died.

839
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,520
She flew out of the car.

840
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:51,480
Jesus Christ. She died at at at Six Flags. Correct.

841
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,000
Oh, good. Five, six years ago.

842
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,640
I did not want to know that.

843
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:57,240
Yeah. She she.

844
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,520
Why they even let her get in there if she can't get.

845
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,320
Well, they started having.

846
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:04,280
They started to be more restrictive.

847
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:07,320
And Brandon, the size he is.

848
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,400
He couldn't write it.

849
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:12,360
He hey, he well, he has trouble writing because he's six, five big linemen.

850
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:16,680
Well, didn't some dude like lose his hat, a baseball cap or something like that.

851
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:19,880
And then he decided he was going to jump the fence of don't go back there.

852
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,160
And that happened as well at Six Flags.

853
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,400
Some guy, he got his head.

854
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:29,480
He got decapitated by the roller coaster by someone's foot, punted it.

855
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:32,920
Coming down, his foot hit the head and disconnected the head and.

856
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,840
For real. Those are the flags.

857
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,240
Yeah, those six flags.

858
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,880
They were going so fast.

859
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,360
Yeah, he was literally knocked his head off.

860
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:43,480
He went back there to get his baseball cap and he was kind of like, Oh, look at this.

861
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,280
There's some glasses. There's a wallet.

862
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,480
There's all this stuff here.

863
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:47,840
I'm in. Yeah.

864
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,560
And then all of a sudden.

865
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:51,440
Yeah. Wow.

866
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:53,240
They're stupid. For real.

867
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:54,200
That a real story.

868
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,600
Well, I mean, I think I don't know if the foot did it, but he died.

869
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,600
I think the car did it.

870
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,240
No, it's impossible. It was a foot.

871
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,240
It was a dangling foot that took his head off.

872
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:05,520
Right. Yeah, I don't know.

873
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,080
Yeah, but that lady Six Flags.

874
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:12,320
But I remember Brandon, he was 17 or so.

875
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:18,600
And they have the little teenager people, girls working the rides.

876
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,680
And she's like, you're too fat to ride.

877
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,160
You need to get off.

878
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:25,080
So him being that and he's not.

879
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,720
He's just he's an extremely large man. Right.

880
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,800
Yeah. So not fat at all.

881
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:35,120
No. And, you know, after that, I had to have a discussion with him

882
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:40,520
that says, well, guys, your size are limited to what they could do sometimes.

883
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:44,120
You know, sometimes you can't ride that roller coaster because you're six, five,

884
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,640
270 pounds. Right.

885
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,320
So you can't ride a horse.

886
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:50,320
There are certain things you can't do. Of course.

887
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,320
It doesn't say exactly how it is.

888
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:58,720
Now, so a teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after you hopped

889
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:15,840
to parathe

890
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:25,840
on the ride.

891
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:30,040
So I don't say, OK, the teen parents.

892
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,720
I don't see how it got, but it doesn't matter.

893
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:37,200
Is irrelevant. I'm almost sure it was his foot because there was a joke about it

894
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:42,640
on the night time shows like he was punting his.

895
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,600
Right. Right. They made the punting joke.

896
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:48,600
Right. And then they had another one right below that where some

897
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:53,760
some teenager got their legs severed by some dangling cable that had come loose.

898
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:57,040
What? Yeah, it was right below that in 2007.

899
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:00,040
I don't want to hear any of this. I know it's awful.

900
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,960
They said they were able to reattach one of the legs,

901
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:05,200
but not the other one or something. I don't know.

902
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:09,400
Oh, well, the only that is no good thing with that.

903
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,960
That's yeah, there's a lot of a lot of horrible things happen

904
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,640
at some of these amusement parks.

905
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,880
I remember living in New Jersey at the time. There was

906
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:21,320
it was actually in Connecticut.

907
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,480
I mean, I lived in New Jersey, but we went to Connecticut

908
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,640
because that's where my my relatives live.

909
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:30,480
And there was a haunted house in one of the amusement parks that caught fire.

910
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,840
So it's dark already in the haunted house.

911
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,800
And people were in there when it caught fire.

912
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,800
Yeah, it caught fire.

913
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:39,840
And there were there were a dozen people that got stuck in there.

914
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,960
Like died. Yeah, they got died.

915
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:44,120
Smoke and it caught fire.

916
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:48,920
They died. And, you know, that that's some that's some crazy stuff.

917
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:53,520
Yeah, there's been some really bad fire stories, right?

918
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,680
That was the whole Great White Concert. Remember that?

919
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,040
Yeah. And they were trying to get out.

920
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,040
All the yeah, the Great White Concert.

921
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:06,800
There's the pirate techniques that that were a little overcharged

922
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:09,840
for the size of venue that and caught the ceiling on fire.

923
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:13,760
It just kind of and for some reason they had chained all the doors.

924
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:16,920
The exits were chained and they couldn't get out.

925
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:21,200
I think like that was a fuck up on the on the building.

926
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:24,880
You know, the thing is, is that I think that what the inside story

927
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:29,480
is on that is that there were the kids kept opening up the doors

928
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:33,600
and they were letting their friends in right nonstop.

929
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,400
They were like, we're locking enough of this.

930
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,560
Oh, damn. No brutal.

931
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,560
Well, brutal, brutal. I remember another one.

932
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,360
Not that there's a horrible topic to be on, but you remember one

933
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:46,360
in San Francisco where they had some sort of it was like an abandoned

934
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:51,800
building that a whole bunch of artists set up that up shop in

935
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,320
and same kind of deal.

936
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:58,320
It caught fire and there were the the exits were blocked or the exits.

937
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,960
Yeah, they were blocked. They couldn't find they couldn't find the exits.

938
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,560
Look that up for me, Mr.

939
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:08,840
Produce, it was a San Francisco art district fire ship warehouse fire.

940
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,320
Yeah, that sounds right. Some sort of warehouse.

941
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,920
And so the Ghost Ship Warehouse Fire was a fire that occurred in a former

942
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:19,160
warehouse in the Fruitville neighborhood of Oakland, California.

943
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:22,360
OK, this was converted into an artist collective.

944
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,080
That's it with living spaces.

945
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:27,560
That's it. The fire occurred in December 2nd, 2016, approximately

946
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,320
11, 20 p.m. and they had a Pacific time and they had a concert

947
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:33,960
and they were like 100 people. OK, there it is.

948
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,160
180 to 100 people attending the concert.

949
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,240
Thirty six of them were killed.

950
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,440
That's crazy. People.

951
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:42,800
Oh, it's awful.

952
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,480
Well, you remember back.

953
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:46,960
We just talked about Great White, the Great White concert.

954
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:50,120
Yeah. Well, you remember the country club that caught on fire in the late 70s.

955
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,440
Country club. No. The Hollywood.

956
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,880
I remember reading about this way back then.

957
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,160
The Beverly Hills Supper Club.

958
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,600
Beverly Hills Supper Club.

959
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,720
Look, that one up. Beverly Hills Supper Club Fire.

960
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:07,040
I wonder what the worst fire is in the history of the United States.

961
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:08,960
Well, it's probably the Chicago fires.

962
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,200
Oh, yeah. This one was pretty bad.

963
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,320
Deadliest nightclub fire.

964
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:17,760
The Chicago fires were by far the worst because the whole fucking city caught fire.

965
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,760
How do you talk about like 1919 or something?

966
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,000
Yeah, ish. Yeah. The cow kicked over the thing.

967
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,440
Anyway, 165 people died on this one.

968
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:28,120
I don't remember.

969
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,760
I remember hearing about it and I was I was young when this happened,

970
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,920
but I remember hearing about it and two hundred were injured.

971
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:38,600
Yeah. And one hundred and sixty five. Yeah. Wow.

972
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,040
So I don't know. How does that happen?

973
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,920
I don't know if it was because the doors were locked or or what.

974
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,160
Oh, that's awful.

975
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,880
Yeah, I remember that one as a kid hearing about that one.

976
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:54,120
Oh, eight. Yeah. All kinds of crazy ways to die.

977
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,840
Well, why don't we go through the different ways?

978
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:00,920
I'm well, I'm boarding an airplane Thursday, so let's talk about that.

979
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:05,440
No, let's show it to the sky at 500 miles an hour through a thin metal tube.

980
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,520
Yeah, let's let's not do that.

981
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:11,040
Let me ask one question about taking a vaccine, taking the Bernoulli effect.

982
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,800
So on the heels of the September 11th,

983
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:17,840
do you think it's ever possible for another plane to be hijacked again?

984
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,760
Yes, absolutely. How how can they get the cockpit?

985
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,280
I don't know. I mean, I'm sure there's ways.

986
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:29,640
Yeah. So you think in our lifetime, we're going to have another American

987
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,440
American airline who knows?

988
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:34,840
I would never say never, because, you know, how do you get in those cockpits?

989
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,840
First of all, you got to know how to get in the cockpit.

990
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,800
If you know how to get in, then you can get in.

991
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:40,720
And there's this backdoor shit always.

992
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:43,200
There's not a fucking little lever that opens and shuts.

993
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:47,240
Yes, there is. But there's also like what if the pilot also out?

994
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,000
There's got to be a way for the stairs to get in there.

995
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:53,360
Digital a lock that will allow you access to that.

996
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:56,000
And if there's a digital lock that allow access to that,

997
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,280
then there's a way to break into it.

998
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:58,160
There's a way to hack it.

999
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:04,680
But also, you know, again, you see the movies where the pilots are locked in there.

1000
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,280
The hijackers have the plan.

1001
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:08,960
They're like, we're going to kill someone every minute until you let us in.

1002
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,680
But they have they have a policy where they.

1003
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:12,880
Well, that's the thing. Don't let them.

1004
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,800
Are those pilots strong enough?

1005
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,440
They have they may have a policy, but are they strong enough?

1006
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,120
If they don't, they're all dead anyway.

1007
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,040
Yeah. Well, that's what you have to do.

1008
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:22,600
But in the moment.

1009
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,000
I know. I hear you.

1010
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,920
You know, it's it's a hard thing to they just pull up to say your old girl.

1011
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,760
But then they got other stuff to where, you know, the the plane is

1012
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:36,120
they don't even have to get on the plane to hijack the plane.

1013
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:40,120
You know, there's there's ways to access control of the plane remote.

1014
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:45,000
With like a like a a PlayStation remote, like a drone.

1015
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,040
Ish. Yeah, I guess.

1016
01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:46,880
I mean, I don't know.

1017
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:49,560
I mean, I don't know how real realistic that is.

1018
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,160
It seems to me like they talk about ability out there.

1019
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,160
I don't know. I mean, can you hack into a plane remotely?

1020
01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:58,840
I don't know if I know there are some planes that you can.

1021
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:00,280
I would say it's possible.

1022
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:03,360
I don't know if there's some because the planes are all computerized now.

1023
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:04,960
It doesn't mean to do shit.

1024
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,600
We've had the discussion.

1025
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:07,880
When I say the Internet.

1026
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:10,880
Well, wirelessly, you know, you have to be you have to be hard.

1027
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,560
Well, that's what ILS is.

1028
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:17,000
I could be sitting in in in the first row, the first class

1029
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,720
and with my phone and tap into some Bluetooth device

1030
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:24,400
that allows me access to control the plane and not reroute us to the fricking.

1031
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,520
Well, I mean, think about it.

1032
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:29,600
Most planes nowadays are landed by ILS, which is instrument landing system.

1033
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:33,520
The pilots don't land the but that's on board that.

1034
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:37,520
Well, I thought it was controlled by the tower of the air.

1035
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:41,240
No, no, that's all that's that's something that's self-contained

1036
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,880
within the plane itself. Oh, OK.

1037
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,480
It's kind of like an automatic brazen system.

1038
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:48,320
But they've got to be sending signals out from the from the from the tower.

1039
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,400
No, what to do? No, no, no.

1040
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:56,080
So it's just it goes back to goes back to the whole continental pipeline.

1041
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,080
It got hacked because it's online.

1042
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,240
Does it really need to be online?

1043
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,200
Agreed. Those those type of things do.

1044
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:09,000
If planes are online where you can hack, they need to be undone. All right.

1045
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,280
I mean, why do you need to have that hooked up?

1046
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,080
And I'm not saying they are.

1047
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:17,000
But it could be something really easy to I mean, it could be

1048
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,400
it could be something that let's just say you have a network that's not online.

1049
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,040
All right. I'm right.

1050
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:26,400
If you ILS works by sending two beams up from the landing runway,

1051
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:29,720
one telling the pilots that they are too high or too low,

1052
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:33,560
the other telling them that they are left or right of the runway center line.

1053
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:38,000
The radio beam signals are interpreted by the aircraft's computer systems

1054
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,640
and relay this information to the pilots.

1055
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:43,440
Those are possible guidelines.

1056
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:46,320
It's possible. But, you know, is it is it radar type things?

1057
01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:48,720
Can you hack radar and take over a plane?

1058
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,400
I don't know. We can try.

1059
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,760
I'm in. I'm not saying it's not a project. All right.

1060
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,880
I'll have another beer, please.

1061
01:22:56,880 --> 01:23:01,240
I mean, the Yingling traditional lager is I think it's bronze course.

1062
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,840
Shiner, Shiner Bach for you.

1063
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,400
I like Shiner Bach.

1064
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,640
We should make a trip down to Shiner.

1065
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,560
Where is it? It's just don't say Shiner, Texas.

1066
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,240
I know that. Where is Shiner, Texas?

1067
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,600
It's down south, I believe.

1068
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:17,440
It's in Texas. Now, by Houston.

1069
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:19,760
Isn't it close to Houston? I don't know.

1070
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:20,640
I don't know, Mr.

1071
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:21,600
Producer, you can look up Shiner.

1072
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:22,920
He's not looking up anything right now.

1073
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,360
He's playing a video. Where is Shiner, Texas?

1074
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,440
You better not be playing a game. He's totally playing a game.

1075
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:29,360
Give me your phone. He's doing home.

1076
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,080
You grounded, Mr. Producer, you grounded.

1077
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:33,000
You need a SWAT. Get over here.

1078
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,000
Where is Shiner, Texas?

1079
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,720
That's that's a very proud local beer.

1080
01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:43,920
And plus, it's a Czechoslovakian Czech Republic.

1081
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,120
Oh, it's yes.

1082
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,840
That's in between San Antonio and Houston.

1083
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:51,240
Almost exactly in between the two.

1084
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:54,960
You could almost make that trip from Fredericksburg.

1085
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:58,600
Oh, well, slap my ass and call me happy.

1086
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,280
Fredericksburg is west of northwest of San Antonio, though.

1087
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:05,840
So it's probably going to be an hour or more.

1088
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,760
It's really it's the spetzl.

1089
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:11,680
You go to Mary's. You go to Mary's tacos. Mary's.

1090
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:15,440
So do you guys prefer Shiner's wand or General Shiner?

1091
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:17,440
I like both. Mary's tacos.

1092
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:20,360
Shiner Blondes, the red light district.

1093
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:23,600
In Shiner, the red light district of Shiner, Texas.

1094
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:27,720
I think it's one little cottage. Mary's tacos.

1095
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:30,520
That makes me think of that makes me think of like the craziness

1096
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:33,200
that was going on in Frisco and Plano.

1097
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,640
What back in?

1098
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,320
Oh, you talk about the roses massage parlors.

1099
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:39,960
Yes. Well, no, they were little.

1100
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:41,960
They were little tiny. Well, they're whorehouses.

1101
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:42,880
Yes. Thank you.

1102
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:43,960
We're trying to avoid that.

1103
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,240
We're really.

1104
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:47,440
But thank you. Little best little whorehouse in Texas.

1105
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:50,920
Right. Yeah. But I mean, up until the little happy

1106
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:55,080
ending bungalows right before I moved into Frisco, which was in 1997.

1107
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:57,880
Yeah. They still had an operating whorehouse.

1108
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,880
Yeah. They're down on one twenty one.

1109
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,040
At least the one I knew. Yes.

1110
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,520
We drive by their old house sitting out back in your.

1111
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:05,480
Yes. I've never heard of one of those.

1112
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,120
You've never heard of it.

1113
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:08,760
I have heard of that, yes, but I've never seen it.

1114
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:09,880
Well, it's not there anymore.

1115
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:11,120
Well, we saw it. I saw it.

1116
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,080
Well, I did, too, but it's not there now.

1117
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,360
I show up and they'd be like, Norm.

1118
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:17,840
No, I never went there.

1119
01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:20,160
Well, I didn't use my real name.

1120
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,640
Yeah, but I never went there.

1121
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,440
No, so I heard that was believable.

1122
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:27,680
No, I heard I'd never been there.

1123
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:28,440
It's actually I don't know.

1124
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:30,840
I don't know who this is on the north side of one twenty one.

1125
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:35,080
And this is all ridiculous side information or second hand information.

1126
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:37,640
Side boom like the police cost forty five dollars for a hand job.

1127
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:38,560
But I've never been there.

1128
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,680
It was either the police chief or the fire chief that was like

1129
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,600
known to be a regular type of thing.

1130
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,040
I was like, shit, it was a kind of sewer.

1131
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:49,240
I don't know of the chicken ranch.

1132
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,680
I don't know.

1133
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,120
She must have soft hands.

1134
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:55,320
What's crazy is how how how it lasted so long.

1135
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,440
That was through the 90s. I know.

1136
01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:00,880
Yeah, they also have the there were I've heard of also

1137
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:04,920
a couple of us it's south of three eighty, but north of one twenty in Texas.

1138
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:10,000
Gambling places where you can gamble and play poker.

1139
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:13,080
Oh, very nice. In Texas.

1140
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:17,200
Well, for those people that are listening to our podcasts that are not in Texas.

1141
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:21,480
I remember I remember in a few years ago, I think it was.

1142
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:26,720
I think it was in Plano where the it was just a regular house

1143
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:30,160
where they set up like a swinging.

1144
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,560
Oh, brothel type thing.

1145
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:36,200
Go on. Basically, basically what it was, I think was in Plano.

1146
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:39,360
And basically the neighbors, it was like a neighborhood.

1147
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,880
It's like we're in here. Right.

1148
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:44,240
And like every Saturday, there are people that have swingers

1149
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,640
parties, probably all the time.

1150
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:49,280
Well, what it was is like my ex brother, like hundreds of parties,

1151
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:52,600
hundreds of cars would line up the streets.

1152
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:55,120
And they started taking notice.

1153
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:57,320
And when they when they broke into this place,

1154
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:01,120
they had these mattresses lined all the floors.

1155
01:27:02,240 --> 01:27:03,800
Oh, gross.

1156
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:07,040
So it was just like a room, but it was just instead of car.

1157
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:08,480
It was a giant orgy.

1158
01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:11,880
It was it was a big orgy and they got arrested and shut down.

1159
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:14,920
And why they reminded their own business stuff like that.

1160
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,640
Yeah. Yeah.

1161
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:17,640
No.

1162
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:25,280
Yeah, no, that's that's just coming from somebody who went to the nudist colony.

1163
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,080
That wasn't that wasn't my I had no choice.

1164
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,080
I had to go.

1165
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:31,160
Why did you ask to stay longer?

1166
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,880
Because they had fucking chili.

1167
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,440
And all tricycle is very spicy.

1168
01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:38,040
You rode around naked on a tricycle.

1169
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:39,000
That was not me.

1170
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,000
You know, he dipped his balls in it.

1171
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,840
For two weeks you were down there.

1172
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:44,000
That's why it was so salty.

1173
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,320
What? So salty.

1174
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,040
All right. Well, some of those folks that don't know what the hell they're talking about.

1175
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:53,120
I had a job down in Edberg, Texas,

1176
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:58,440
and I was doing something and unbeknownst to me

1177
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:01,040
and unbeknownst to the people that sent me there.

1178
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:05,280
The place I was to work was a news colony.

1179
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:10,080
And I reported back to them and I was like, dude, do you realize you sent me to a news

1180
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:11,440
column? They were like, no.

1181
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:12,680
And then we got a chuckle out of it.

1182
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:13,760
And I was like, that's real nice.

1183
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,840
But I'm scarred for life.

1184
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:18,040
So there are no sexy women.

1185
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:21,560
I see nude. I showed up and they were everywhere.

1186
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,520
Well, yeah. Yeah, they were everywhere.

1187
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,160
There are people. It's a nudist colony.

1188
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:29,360
Well, did you say one guy was riding a trike with his junk all splayed over the seat?

1189
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,520
There was a, yeah.

1190
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:33,760
Then, you know, shit stains all over the seat, you know.

1191
01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:37,240
Make it sound like you're you're you're cutting meat.

1192
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:40,040
He had a full body tan too.

1193
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:41,800
You know, big old chicken.

1194
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:44,800
He had an ant eater penis that was I'm so proud of it.

1195
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:45,960
The ship was hanging down.

1196
01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:48,040
I was like, come on. OK, I get it.

1197
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,800
Thank you. Thank you.

1198
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:51,000
It's larger than mine.

1199
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,160
Thank you. How many times did you look just twice once?

1200
01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:58,880
Because I was kind of like, is he like, God, he is.

1201
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,720
He is. He's on a tricycle.

1202
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:04,640
He was wearing a he was driving a adult tricycle.

1203
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:08,680
What the end of tricycle is that was little shit in the basket in the front.

1204
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:13,360
You had the little streamers on the handle who did not have the streamers.

1205
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,600
Big or just a few ladies show up to

1206
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:17,920
with the orange flag in the back.

1207
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:22,160
I forgot about those. I think I think he did.

1208
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:24,160
I don't recall, though.

1209
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:29,240
But look, the place said the place said he could have been on an adult big wheel.

1210
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,800
The place had flooded. OK, so I asked.

1211
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:36,720
I was out there like kind of I had to wear these these way.

1212
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:38,240
Way is a waiting boots.

1213
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:42,480
Waiters, waiters. I mean, I had to do it was deep and going way out there.

1214
01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:46,320
And there were guys out there naked in the water, in the water with you.

1215
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:49,360
You're like, hey, hey, I mean, this is how you do it.

1216
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:52,160
Technically, this was a trailer park in Edinburgh, Texas.

1217
01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:53,720
And but it was a nudist colony.

1218
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:56,360
So what it is, is that people go down to south Texas

1219
01:29:56,680 --> 01:30:00,040
and they live in a community where they know a bunch of people.

1220
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,560
And they basically they travel.

1221
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:05,800
So like a certain couple of months out of the year, they go there when it's

1222
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,520
when it's cold and because it's warmer down there.

1223
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:13,080
And then in the summertime, they go up north where it's not as cold

1224
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:14,720
and a little bit warmer.

1225
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:16,720
So it's just like it's a seasonal thing.

1226
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:18,240
So you have these people that move around.

1227
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:19,800
So it's a bunch of retirees.

1228
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:25,680
Yes. Yes. So that's what I was exposed to.

1229
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:28,680
So there was a bunch of teabag, tit bitch walking around.

1230
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:31,160
So it wasn't like, oh, my God, like twenty two year olds.

1231
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,840
No, no, it was not. Nothing. Nothing like that.

1232
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:35,400
So this wasn't Instagram.

1233
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,800
So this was an MTV awards ceremony. This was.

1234
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:41,840
So just because they were tall commercial,

1235
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:45,440
just because they were nudist doesn't mean they're swingers.

1236
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:47,600
Right. No, I guess not.

1237
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:48,400
I don't know.

1238
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:50,880
They're not all walking around with boners. Well,

1239
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:53,240
well, I mean, I didn't see that.

1240
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:55,520
Thank you for adding that.

1241
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:58,640
But could you imagine be sitting at the table and you'd be like, oh, fuck.

1242
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:00,840
No, my bad guys.

1243
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:03,600
Sorry, you he bent over.

1244
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:05,280
I don't know.

1245
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:06,960
I mean, you know what I mean?

1246
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:11,120
You would almost think that if it's a nudist colony is tied into like,

1247
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:14,720
you know, tied into swinging and tied into I don't think it's anything.

1248
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:16,840
I don't think it's sexual either.

1249
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,560
It's more like a liberation thing.

1250
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:22,440
It's like we're going to we're going to just live the way we want to with no clothes.

1251
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:24,240
All right. Well, thank you for that.

1252
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:28,840
I think I agree with you.

1253
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:33,960
I'm starting to reflect a little bit when you I know I heard the music

1254
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:35,760
come on and started reflected, but I think you're right.

1255
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,600
There's not a whole lot of sexual stuff like that going on.

1256
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:43,000
I think there are some folks in the community that are like that.

1257
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,680
But I think the majority of it is exactly what you're saying.

1258
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:47,040
It's a liberation thing.

1259
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:47,960
I just want to. Yeah.

1260
01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:49,680
You know, I just want to walk around nude.

1261
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:53,040
There's a lot of like I'd say there's a middle finger to the whole world.

1262
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:56,000
So if you have I say there's half I say there's like half

1263
01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:59,640
heterosexual people there and half gay people there. Right.

1264
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:03,600
I mean, I think it's an even balance because there were a bunch of dudes.

1265
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:05,960
Unlike us.

1266
01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:09,480
And which ones ride the tricycle with the orange flag?

1267
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:11,440
Oh, he was a sailor.

1268
01:32:11,440 --> 01:32:13,920
He just he was a bear.

1269
01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,800
No, he was not a bear.

1270
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,760
We've talked about your leather, your leather convention bear.

1271
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:22,240
All right. Dudes like us, Sean, we'll be back.

1272
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:24,480
The second half coming up.

1273
01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:26,720
I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.

1274
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:30,920
What's today? Tuesday.

1275
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:34,040
Thanks. September 20 something.

1276
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:36,160
Meat is on.

1277
01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:36,880
Oh, is the meat on?

1278
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:38,240
Oh, that's what you went downstairs for.

1279
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:39,080
You son of a bitch.

1280
01:32:39,080 --> 01:33:07,080
All right, we'll catch you guys on the second half.