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It's the bourbon breakdown.

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I haven't even tasted it.

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Well, you need to use the Glink Air.

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It's good.

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It started to stink.

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What, your asshole?

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Yeah, that was the first one that stunk.

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I'm gonna have my nose and my bourbon all night.

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All right, are we live?

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Is your boyfriend's name bourbon?

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Loth.

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Loth?

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Really?

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This is the way we start the podcast?

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Talking about Sean's ad?

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It's starting to stink.

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What, your asshole?

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That's the way we start our podcast?

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I had some gas.

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Wow, that's excellent.

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You know what?

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We strive for excellence.

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I blame it on our producer.

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He provided, he provided today.

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He provided a Schlossky's sandwich and it gave me some gas.

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I bet it did.

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What kind of sandwich?

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You need to stay away from those.

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Oh, Schlossky's is super fattening.

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It was, it was, okay, it was half a small ham and cheese sandwich.

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Keep in mind, half a small.

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What, at Schlossky's?

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There is no small.

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They're all gigantic.

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No.

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No, this one was regular.

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No, have you ever actually gotten a small?

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There's a small, there's a small, regular, and a large.

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They're like, they're regular and just big.

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But the bread is so fattening.

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Yeah, that is true.

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I get the oil.

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I get the rye.

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Oh, the rye is good.

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I like the rye.

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Get the rye.

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Don't get the fricking sourdough.

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Rye?

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Sit like that.

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Oh, it's all good.

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Look, if you go to Schlossky's, you're already out of health.

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I haven't been there.

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The rye is healthy because it's dark.

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There's so many better options than Schlossky's.

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Why would I go there when I can go to Chick-fil-A, want a burger, Arby's, Wendy's.

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No.

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For variation.

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All of those.

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I don't want a burger.

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Every single one of those is a better, well, than Jersey Mike's.

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Jersey Mike's is good.

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Jersey Mike's is better than Schlossky's.

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I strongly disagree.

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Oh, do you?

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Yeah, I think Schlossky's, in my opinion, better than the burger joints.

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I like Schlossky's.

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Then what a burger?

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You're a damn fool.

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All right.

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I like Schlossky's.

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Schlossky's is good.

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I do enjoy Schlossky's.

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If producer wanted to say something, go ahead.

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Try them in.

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I just haven't been there in a long time.

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Let's go right now.

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I went to Schlossky's today.

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Schlossky's.

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Schlossky's.

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Schlossky's.

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I went there today, and I'm going through this drive-through.

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All I see, the only people I see walk in.

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Thank you.

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Come again.

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No, it's not Indians.

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It's not Indians.

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It's 60-year-old white men with either a white or blue t-shirt on.

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Who don't believe in drive-throughs.

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I fit that.

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Are you that guy?

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I think I saw Jeff walk in.

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I hate drive-throughs.

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Even when you know you're not going to eat there, you park and go in.

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What are producers insinuating is that it's a white...

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100% every time.

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You never go through a drive-through.

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Unless my wife yells at me loud enough, then I was like, all right, well, if the order

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is wrong, you get to go back in and deal with it.

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It's almost as if you get all shitty about it.

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I did.

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I hate the drive-through.

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It's laziness.

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It's almost as if I saw the same guy walk in 50 times.

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This is the same guy that has a nest on his wall.

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Hold on.

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What?

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I mean, that's not an oxymoron.

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I don't know what is.

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What?

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Laziness.

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He's talking about lazy and he's got a fucking nest on his wall.

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Yeah, you have a Wi-Fi enabled nest.

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It drives me fucking nuts.

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Well, yeah, but you know what?

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You've complained about it for six months and you've not fixed it.

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I am going to fix it.

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Yeah, now you're being challenged.

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I have two nests at my house and they both suck.

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I stayed on the phone for hours with the Nest Help Folk from Google.

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They said, we're going to send you two new ones.

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I said, okay, cool.

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What was wrong with the old ones?

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They failed.

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Really?

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Yeah, they failed because they lose continuity.

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When they lose continuity, they do stupid shit.

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So currently, I don't know what yours does, but mine, like downstairs, for example, the

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trend is that it drops down to 68 all the time.

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Now me, I'm not complaining about that.

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I love waking up at 68 degrees.

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That's cold.

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Yes.

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It's expensive.

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Not really.

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Okay.

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Not really.

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Do you look at the electricity bill or no?

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I don't have the grids on top of my house, so I'm good.

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I don't have to pay that extra money.

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I don't think it works that way.

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You're pulling from the grid, which means you're using electricity.

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But I don't have solar panels on top of my house, so I don't have to pay to use the solar

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panels.

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So I just pay for power.

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Right.

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And how much does it cost?

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$250, $300 tops.

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How much do you pay for your solar panels?

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You keep your house at 68 degrees.

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Yeah, downstairs.

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During the height of summer.

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Right now, baby.

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And your electricity bill is $250.

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I'm going to call bullshit.

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No, I'll tell you what.

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I call bullshit.

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I'm going to tell you what.

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I'm going to look right now.

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I'm going to challenge you on that one.

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You don't have to do it right now, but I'm expecting to see utility bills on my desk

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at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning.

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I use Energy Ogre.

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I use Energy Ogre, and they're a broker.

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Yeah, I know.

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You've talked about...

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Yeah, but if you're going to contest, you're going to start talking shit, so I'm going

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to pull up some energy bills.

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And also, I want to make sure I'm telling the truth, because I don't want to lie.

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I think you're lying.

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I think you're lying.

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So our last energy bill...

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Oh, shit.

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$771.

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Who the hell spends all this money, man?

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Your kids.

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Yeah, it's not me, because I don't have that bill.

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I don't have my credit card.

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It's...

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You son of a bitch, man.

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You know, his phone's looking up, I guess.

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So you charge it to your credit card.

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It comes out of my business account.

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So Google TV.

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I had to tell him, and he just disconnected it, at least as far as I know right now.

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Google TV, $58...

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So how often do you guys go on your credit card and find shit that makes you mad?

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Well, because my kids charge something.

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Charge your kids, or...

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My kids don't have my credit cards.

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Okay.

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So, never.

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So, never.

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Unless I buy something, like, man, I should have done that.

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So how do you handle the finances of your children, then?

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So do they have their own credit cards?

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They have a bank card that we deposit money in, and when they use it, they're done.

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Okay, debit cards.

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Correct.

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So they have bank debit cards.

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You transfer money as part of their...

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They have an allowance.

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Yes, yes.

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Okay.

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So when they run through that, they're done.

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So they have to budget.

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That's right.

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And they have to learn to live within that budget.

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And if they run out of money, they run out of money, bro.

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Correct.

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Correct.

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And how often do you cave?

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Only if there's like emergency for gas or something like that.

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Right.

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But if they're like, yeah, you know, we went out and we had a big dinner and we bought

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bottle service and shit like that.

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I'm just like, I'm sorry.

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Screw you.

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Really?

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Bottle service at a club?

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Yes.

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Do they get super mad at you for not like...

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No, they don't ask anymore.

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Okay.

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So you've been so consistent that they just like...

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They run out, they run out.

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Yep.

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Oh, good for you.

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Yep.

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That's important.

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And they learn.

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They do learn.

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They have to.

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And they work for their money.

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Right.

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Well, that's different.

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Okay.

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So they both have jobs.

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Well, no, because they learned.

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Like Brandon learned.

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He's like, I want to be able to do something beyond what my parents give me.

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Which means I got to get a job.

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Correct.

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So he was...

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He's out there and he works the weekends.

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Okay.

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Good for him.

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Where does he work?

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Uncle Julio's.

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Uncle Julio's.

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Julio's.

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And he's a...

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He's a server.

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Correct.

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Correct.

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He does well for himself.

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Yeah, they do pretty well.

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I mean, he'll make a grand over the weekend.

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Yeah, servers make good money.

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They do.

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And you know, and then he goes...

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Especially if you're a good one.

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And he tells me, he goes, yeah, I bought new shoes.

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I'm like, all right.

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Oh, whatever.

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Dude, you can do whatever you want with your own money.

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Yeah.

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I'm not going to judge.

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I'm never going to judge any of my kids or anybody, really.

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I mean, if that's their money, they work for it.

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And if that's what they want to spend it on, it's up to them.

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Now...

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Right.

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And then the thing is, if he buys a bunch of stuff, he goes, dad, I need money for free.

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00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,040
Okay, that's different.

275
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:45,240
Like, if you have family or your kids or friends that are like asking for money and then...

276
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And I'm not going to give names within my family, but there was a couple in our family,

277
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right, that was asking for money.

278
00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,520
And my father-in-law gave them money and they went on a cruise.

279
00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,520
Yeah.

280
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,920
They went on a cruise.

281
00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:03,920
You burn that bridge.

282
00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:04,920
You do that once.

283
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,920
What?

284
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,920
Like, you asked me for money and then you went on a cruise?

285
00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,200
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just found it.

286
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,720
So our August 31st bill was $271.

287
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$271.

288
00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:21,960
Okay, now do you have aggregate billing?

289
00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,480
So they do not take an average.

290
00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,040
It's not average billing?

291
00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,540
No, this is not like that.

292
00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:29,540
This is...

293
00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:31,040
This is whatever you use, you get...

294
00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,040
Correct.

295
00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,040
Really?

296
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,040
Okay.

297
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,040
And I was like, damn it.

298
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:39,120
I'm going to yank those damn things off the top of my roof for sure.

299
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,320
You still got to pay for them.

300
00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,960
Oh yeah, I guess I do.

301
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:49,040
Yeah, so I think that's an important thing that, you know, one of my kids still tries

302
00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:53,760
every now and then, but I'm like, dude, you know, you need to reel in your spending.

303
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,160
Yeah, sure.

304
00:09:56,160 --> 00:10:00,840
Every dime I made over summer break, over Christmas break, went to my...

305
00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:05,280
When I was in college, went to my food.

306
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,240
When I was living on my own, right?

307
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,240
When I was in the dorms.

308
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,240
Sure.

309
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,240
Went to food.

310
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,640
And if I want to go out to the bars, it was a lot cheaper to go out to the bars back then.

311
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,960
I could buy a pitcher for $2 or $4.

312
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,960
Oh God, that is a great...

313
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:17,960
$1.75 pitchers.

314
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,960
Yeah.

315
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,960
Remember that?

316
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:20,960
Yeah, you can't do that now.

317
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:21,960
Nickel drinks?

318
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,760
Oh yeah, that too.

319
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,760
Coin drinks.

320
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,760
Yeah.

321
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,760
Any coin drinks.

322
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,480
I mean, not that there's a difference between a penny and a nickel, but it literally was

323
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,480
any coin drinks.

324
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,480
Yeah.

325
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,440
We had stuff called drink and drown.

326
00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:38,800
You spent five bucks to get in and you drink all night for $5.

327
00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,120
You don't pay, you just go up and give them your mug and say, give me more.

328
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,120
You get completely blown up.

329
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,120
Give me more.

330
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,320
Yeah, so you can drink as much.

331
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,320
So if you have a high tolerance, you could drink a shitload.

332
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,320
Right.

333
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,680
It was only beer, so you couldn't get mixed drinks and shit like that.

334
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:52,680
God.

335
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,240
Man, how do they make money?

336
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,240
I don't know.

337
00:10:55,240 --> 00:11:00,680
Well, so the coin drinks were only good until 10.

338
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,920
No, drink and drown was one night a week.

339
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,920
It was like a Wednesday.

340
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:07,200
So you'd go to Hurricane Harry's and we actually, we all went there.

341
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,200
Yeah.

342
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:13,760
Hurricane Harry's in College Cation and it was coin drinks until 10.

343
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,360
And then after that, I mean, but still it was like $3 after that.

344
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,960
I mean, ridiculous.

345
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,960
Yeah.

346
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,200
Yeah, you can't do that now.

347
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,880
And they've had to learn.

348
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,880
They've had to learn to adapt.

349
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,320
And they both have.

350
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,960
All right, so this bourbon I just tasted the old charter.

351
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:31,960
No.

352
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,960
Pardon?

353
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,960
No.

354
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,960
Old Forester.

355
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,960
Old Forester.

356
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:36,960
What did you say?

357
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,960
Old Charter?

358
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:38,960
I said Old Charter.

359
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,960
Old Forester.

360
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,960
I was like, why are you saying old?

361
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,960
No.

362
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,960
I was like, no.

363
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:43,960
He said twice.

364
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:44,960
Yeah, that doesn't sound right.

365
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,800
And then I started thinking, that really doesn't sound right at all.

366
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,680
Yeah, so they have old Charter.

367
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,680
I think that is a bourbon.

368
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,680
It is a bourbon.

369
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,680
Old Charter.

370
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,680
Old Charter is?

371
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,240
You know, old Granddad is.

372
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,240
Old Granddad.

373
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,240
I think old Charter is as well.

374
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,520
It's got a yellow label, I think.

375
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,480
It's kind of like a Sigmunds 7, Sigmunds VO.

376
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,800
I think there might be a Sigmunds song.

377
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,800
Canadian whiskey.

378
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:06,800
Yeah.

379
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,800
Well, anyway, so.

380
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,800
What do you think?

381
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,800
I'm not saying no.

382
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,920
OK, so what is it?

383
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,680
We haven't even talked about it, have we?

384
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,880
It's Old Forester bottled in Bond.

385
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,360
No, is it bottled in Bond or is it just 100 proof?

386
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,360
It's 100 proof.

387
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,360
What's the difference?

388
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:28,480
Well, there's other things that go into making a bottle in Bond that needs to be made in

389
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,680
one distillery.

390
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:36,520
There's certain criteria to make it bottled in Bond.

391
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,880
So the company is a Brown Foreman.

392
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:47,120
The distillery is Old Forester Distilling Company and it is 100 proof.

393
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:52,480
What I like about this is, well, the corn is 72 percent, 18 rye, so it's a rye.

394
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,760
No, it's not a rye.

395
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,760
It's a bourbon.

396
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:56,760
It's a non- It's a bourbon.

397
00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:01,560
Well, it is a bourbon, but I say rye because it's a, like it's a weeded bourbon.

398
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,040
This is a rye bourbon.

399
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,040
Correct.

400
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,720
So it's a, but.

401
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,080
I think this is a standard bourbon, right?

402
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,280
But that's a great, no, you make a great point, though.

403
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,440
They don't call out a rye bourbon, but they do call out weeded bourbon.

404
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,580
They do call out rye bourbons.

405
00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,920
Because it's a standard.

406
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,920
Correct.

407
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:24,200
So at what point in the percentage of rye do they, does it, because we've been to Total

408
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,680
Wine and they have a rye bourbon section.

409
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,680
It's not a bourbon, though.

410
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:28,680
Those are ryes.

411
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,680
Those are rye whiskies.

412
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,680
Rye whiskies.

413
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,680
Correct.

414
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,680
All right.

415
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,680
So that is where the rye-

416
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,520
That's where the percentage of corn decreases below 51 percent.

417
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,520
Correct.

418
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,520
Got you.

419
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,520
And the rye goes up.

420
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,520
All right.

421
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,520
All right.

422
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,520
I got you.

423
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,520
We are educating our listeners.

424
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:49,200
Old Forester Signature 100 Proof doesn't actually say signature anywhere on its bottle.

425
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:54,580
It gets its name in honor of the legacy of founder George Garvin Brown, which features

426
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,380
his signature on every bottle.

427
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,240
Old Forester is the longest running bourbon brand on the market.

428
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:03,400
It was the first bourbon sold exclusively in Seattle of sealed bottles.

429
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400
Interesting.

430
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,400
Yeah, really.

431
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,160
Be considering it's got a scroo-cap.

432
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:12,000
The longest running bourbon brand on the market.

433
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Wow.

434
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,600
It was also known as one of the few whiskies that was allowed to be sold during the Prohibition

435
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,600
for medicinal purposes.

436
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,600
Medicinal.

437
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600
Medicinal purposes.

438
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,800
You know, like if your wife is bitching a lot, ayy.

439
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,800
Ayy.

440
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,240
You go to your psychologist, he's like, ayy, he's the old forester.

441
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,000
Yeah, do you have spasso problems?

442
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,800
Yeah, this will help you tune that out.

443
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,800
Yes.

444
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,800
Yes.

445
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,800
I got you.

446
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,440
It's even featured on the bottle's label for medicinal purposes.

447
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,440
That's ridiculous.

448
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:45,720
There is also an 86 proof Old Forester bourbon that is called Classic.

449
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,960
That is the first I've ever heard that.

450
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:49,960
That is medicinal.

451
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,320
That during Prohibition they allowed medicinal bourbon.

452
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,320
That's bullshit.

453
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,320
That is total bullshit.

454
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,320
That was a work around.

455
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,320
That was a work around.

456
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320
Did you guys know that?

457
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320
I didn't know that.

458
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,320
No.

459
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:05,200
I mean, and so now they're talking about, you know, how pot is medicinal.

460
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,680
It starts out as medicinal.

461
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,680
It should be.

462
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,640
It starts out as medicinal and then they go ahead and make it full-flation.

463
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,200
Well, the medicinal, well, medicinal bourbon I don't think really exists.

464
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:19,160
It doesn't help you with, like if you have cancer, it doesn't help your side effects.

465
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,160
I don't know.

466
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,160
Marijuana does.

467
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,160
I would love to look that up.

468
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,720
What was the medicinal, medicinal reasons during Prohibition?

469
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:26,720
It was a work around.

470
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,720
No, there's no medicinal purposes.

471
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,720
Was it a reach around?

472
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,720
It was.

473
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,720
That's nuts.

474
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,720
Did you and your reach around.

475
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,720
And you say nuts.

476
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:37,280
I would love to know what the medicinal exceptions were during Prohibition.

477
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,880
Here we go.

478
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,920
Interesting enough, whiskey was still available during Prohibition with a doctor's prescription.

479
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:47,960
To supply that whiskey, six whiskey producers were given licenses by the U.S. government

480
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,680
to bottle and sell medicinal liquor.

481
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,720
It was all government stamped and bottled in bond at a hundred proof.

482
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,720
But why?

483
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,720
That's the question.

484
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,720
It was a work around.

485
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,720
Okay.

486
00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,720
What was it prescribed for?

487
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,720
Here we go.

488
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,720
A select number of distilleries.

489
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,880
Whiskey production never stopped during Prohibition.

490
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:08,320
Amazingly, six companies were granted the ability to sell what is known as the medicinal

491
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,840
whiskey all in bottle and bond at a hundred proof.

492
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,760
Government stamped boxed up with your prescription attached to the box.

493
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760
But they still didn't say why.

494
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,760
They're not saying why.

495
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,040
What did they prescribe it for?

496
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,600
There was one way to obtain alcoholic beverages legally during the Prohibition years through

497
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,320
a physician's prescription purchased in the liquor from a pharmacy.

498
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,520
Physicians could prescribe distilled spirits, usually whiskey or brandy on government prescription

499
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,520
forms.

500
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,520
Okay.

501
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,520
Still waiting for the why.

502
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:38,600
Whereas we believe the US of alcohol is detrimental to the human economy.

503
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,680
And whereas no, no, no, no.

504
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,960
It's just since ancient times, there were widespread beliefs that alcoholic beverages

505
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,440
had medicinal value.

506
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,440
Okay.

507
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,260
Those beliefs spread widely.

508
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:50,280
So I think it was just a belief back in the day.

509
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,760
And again, I go back to, I think it was a.

510
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,760
Well, let's put this.

511
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,760
Go back one more.

512
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,760
It's not that realistic.

513
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,760
Go back one more.

514
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,760
You got like Frank Sinatra.

515
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,760
You got like the rap pack.

516
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,760
Hold on.

517
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,720
It was prescribed alcohol for all sorts of ailments.

518
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,720
This is like the lower twenties.

519
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:06,520
To disease control by the early 19th century, especially in England, there was widespread

520
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,520
use of alcohol in medical treatments of various kinds.

521
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,440
Well, just like they use cocaine in hospitals.

522
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,440
Right.

523
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,440
To do what?

524
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,840
That's what they, that's what they used to use.

525
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,840
To cure shrinkage.

526
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,680
Shrinkage.

527
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,880
To keep the yang up.

528
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,880
That's not true.

529
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,200
Probably not true.

530
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,200
It's the opposite actually.

531
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,200
Oh really?

532
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200
Yeah.

533
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200
Makes it dangle.

534
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,200
It makes it.

535
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200
It makes it turtle.

536
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,200
It makes a turtle go home.

537
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
Makes a turtle.

538
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Back into its shell.

539
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200
Poke out the back.

540
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,200
Hey Davey.

541
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,200
Poke out the back.

542
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200
What happened to your penis?

543
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,200
What does that mean poke out the back?

544
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,200
It's extreme turtling.

545
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200
You got to poop?

546
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200
Extreme turtling when it pokes out the back.

547
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,200
Oh wow.

548
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,200
What the hell?

549
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200
That's a prairie dog I guess.

550
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,200
Prairie dog.

551
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,200
What are you talking about?

552
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200
I guess pooping.

553
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,200
I don't know.

554
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,200
I don't know what he's talking about.

555
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,200
I don't know.

556
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,200
I don't know.

557
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200
I don't know.

558
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,200
I don't know.

559
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,200
I don't know.

560
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,200
I don't know.

561
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,200
I don't know what he's talking about.

562
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,200
No this is Paul's, not me.

563
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,200
No.

564
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,200
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

565
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200
You said it sticks out the back.

566
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,200
You said something.

567
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,200
That's what you said.

568
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,200
You're having trouble with it.

569
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,200
No I'm not.

570
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,200
Yes you are.

571
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200
Maybe.

572
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,200
All right.

573
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200
Anyway.

574
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,200
All right.

575
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,200
So that's new.

576
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,200
We just discovered something new.

577
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:21,200
So when our wives complain we can just say it's medicine.

578
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,280
Yeah.

579
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,280
You know what?

580
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,280
I don't want to drink this honey.

581
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,280
I'm self-medicating.

582
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,280
But I want to be better.

583
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280
I'm self-medicating.

584
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,280
I am self-medicating.

585
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,280
I have a snake bite.

586
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,280
This was prescribed.

587
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,280
You're not self-medicating if it's prescribed.

588
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,280
You're biting your arm.

589
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,280
You're that desperate?

590
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280
God I need a drink.

591
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:44,280
Every 28 days you're allowed to go to your doctor and get this prescription.

592
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,280
So six distilleries were granted that.

593
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280
I wonder what they were.

594
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,280
Apparently one of them was Old Forester.

595
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,280
Yeah.

596
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,280
I wonder what the other five were.

597
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,280
Could you find out what the other five were?

598
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,280
Yeah.

599
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,280
Who were the distilleries that had the exemption Mr. Producer?

600
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,280
And I wonder if they're still around.

601
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:05,280
Who were the six distilleries that were granted the privilege of producing for medicinal purposes

602
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,280
during Prohibition?

603
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,280
Now how long was Prohibition?

604
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,280
Was it 10 years?

605
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,280
It was three weeks I thought.

606
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,280
Oh no.

607
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,280
God it was much too long.

608
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,280
Really?

609
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,280
Wow they caved in a hurry huh?

610
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,280
It was fast.

611
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,280
There is no way it was repealed.

612
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,280
Three weeks later.

613
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,280
It was during the 20s right?

614
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,280
It was the 30s.

615
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,280
I thought it was the 20s.

616
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,280
I don't think so.

617
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,280
Well since at the time of the Prohibition there were two or three distilleries.

618
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:30,280
Millions of the barrels.

619
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,280
Okay so that's.

620
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280
Your butthole stinks.

621
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,280
I didn't do that.

622
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,280
Oh my God.

623
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,280
That wasn't me.

624
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,280
That wasn't me.

625
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,280
I would own it.

626
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280
You're proud of that.

627
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,280
I would.

628
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,280
That's totally.

629
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,280
It's not me.

630
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,280
Austin.

631
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,280
I can promise you it's not me.

632
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,280
Anyway.

633
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,280
On.

634
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,280
I don't even smell anything.

635
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,280
I don't know.

636
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,280
I don't know.

637
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,280
I don't know.

638
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280
I don't know.

639
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,280
I don't know.

640
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,280
I don't even smell anything.

641
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,280
All right.

642
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,280
Anyway back to important podcast material.

643
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,280
All right.

644
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,280
Here we go.

645
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,280
That.

646
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,280
I got the list right here.

647
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,280
So the American Medicinal Spirits which later became national.

648
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,280
Ten medicinal licenses.

649
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280
There's.

650
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,280
authorized.

651
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,280
Schenley distilleries.

652
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:14,280
Then there's the James Thompson and Brother that later became Glenmore distillery.

653
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,280
Frankfurt distillery.

654
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,280
Okay.

655
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,280
Four roses.

656
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,280
Four roses now.

657
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280
Brown Foreman.

658
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280
And.

659
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,280
P.H.

660
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,280
Stitzel distillery.

661
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,280
Stitzel.

662
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:32,280
We have I believe that's you know the blade and bow out there.

663
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,280
I think that's the Stitzel.

664
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,280
Look at the one that was Jim Beam.

665
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:42,280
A.M.S. which became national disorders now part of beam.

666
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,280
Unbelievable.

667
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280
Wow.

668
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,280
Really.

669
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
Yeah.

670
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,280
This is shocking.

671
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,280
I heard something.

672
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,280
Do you want to add something there Mr.

673
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,280
Producer.

674
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280
Oh did you just blow your nose.

675
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,280
I thought that was his ass.

676
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,280
He did something.

677
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,280
There's some kind of secretion.

678
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,280
Can you look up the prohibition period please.

679
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,280
So sit out the last stop it.

680
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,280
What.

681
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,280
Somehow we've gotten you know we said no burping now we fart.

682
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,280
That's acceptable.

683
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,280
You know what is wrong with you guys.

684
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280
All right.

685
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280
I was not me.

686
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280
I had nothing to do with that.

687
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,280
Oh my.

688
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,280
I was your dog.

689
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,280
How long was prohibition.

690
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,280
Come on Mr.

691
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,280
Producer.

692
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,280
All right.

693
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,280
Prohibition lasted from I told you 1920s.

694
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,280
You were 13 years 20 to 1933.

695
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,280
Can you imagine how painful it was for folks.

696
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280
People.

697
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:39,280
First off they weren't not able to drink because they just kept buying it from moonshiners right.

698
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,280
Yeah.

699
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,280
Well that's where NASCAR started right.

700
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,280
The liquor the runners who would run the bourbon.

701
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,280
They were the moonshine.

702
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,280
That's how NASCAR started.

703
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,280
They would soup up these cars.

704
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,280
You don't know that.

705
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,280
No.

706
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,280
Yeah.

707
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,280
NASCAR started during the prohibition because you can't get caught if you can't get caught.

708
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,280
Yeah.

709
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280
They'd soup up their cars to outrun the cops.

710
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,280
Get these muscle cars.

711
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:05,280
And then that translated into NASCAR into the racing.

712
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,280
No way.

713
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:13,280
No wonder that's such a stock car racing in the United States at its origins in bootlegging during my god.

714
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:17,280
When the drivers ran bootleg whiskey made primarily in the Appalachian region in the United States.

715
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:23,280
Bootleggers needed to distribute their illicit products and then typically use small fast vehicles to better evade the police.

716
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,280
Yeah.

717
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,280
OK.

718
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,280
So our listeners are learning a lot of things here in 1920 prohibition started.

719
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,280
Correct.

720
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,280
And then 10 distilleries.

721
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,280
I was six.

722
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,280
No.

723
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,280
Ten filed for the right to do medicinal whatever.

724
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,280
Six were granted.

725
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,280
And we went over those what they were.

726
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:48,280
And what was the old Forester old Forester was one of them for roses was one of them.

727
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:54,280
Jim Beam was one of them or at least a portion of Stitzel Stitzel was one which I believe we have.

728
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,280
I have to look at that blade bow out there.

729
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,280
I think that's Stitzel.

730
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:06,280
And then meanwhile the rest of the country that couldn't get medicinal prescriptions they were needing to buy bootleg bootlegging it.

731
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,280
And for the people like they were making like bathtub bourbon.

732
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,280
Right.

733
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:16,280
And for the people that were producing it and running it they had to have fast cars which eventually led to NASCAR.

734
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,280
Well yes.

735
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,280
Correct.

736
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,280
Crazy.

737
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,280
We're like we're learning great things.

738
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,280
This is like Dukes of Hazard shit.

739
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,280
Yeah.

740
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,280
But a bit a bit a bit bit.

741
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,280
That's a NASCAR.

742
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,280
That's a hazard.

743
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280
That's the horn.

744
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,280
Oh the horn.

745
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,280
Yeah.

746
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:36,280
So that's not the Dukes of Hazard.

747
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,280
What were the what was the horn from Dukes of Hazard.

748
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,280
What were the illegal clubs named back then.

749
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,280
I can't think of the name illegal clubs.

750
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:49,280
Yeah they used to have all the underground clubs the way you go drink studio 51.

751
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,280
No.

752
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,280
Studio 54.

753
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,280
Gosh I can't think of them.

754
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,280
Al Capone.

755
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,280
Damn it.

756
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,280
It's going to bug me.

757
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,280
The Speakeasy.

758
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,280
Buffalo Wild Wing.

759
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,280
Yes it was it was BW's B dubs and Hooters.

760
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:12,280
I'm starting to be like you.

761
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,280
Yes.

762
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,280
Speakeasy.

763
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,280
Speakeasy.

764
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,600
Also called a blind pig or blind tiger is an illicit establishment that sells alcoholic

765
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:25,280
beverages or a retro style bar that replicates aspects of historical Speakeasy.

766
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280
That's stupid.

767
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280
Oh so.

768
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,280
OK.

769
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:32,280
There is a bar in Frisco the Rare Book Club.

770
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,280
Yes.

771
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,280
They built like it's a Speakeasy.

772
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,280
Yeah.

773
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,280
Go on.

774
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,280
How does that work.

775
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,280
Yeah.

776
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:44,280
So you go in there and it is literally looks like a library and then you have to go to

777
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:49,280
a certain area of the bar and say something and they will open up and let you into the

778
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,280
bar.

779
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,280
It's like a hidden passageway.

780
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,280
I shit you not.

781
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,280
And Shelley was like researching it and she was like we got to go there.

782
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,280
Let's go tonight.

783
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,280
We should that we so do we know what the secret phrases.

784
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,280
Yeah.

785
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280
It's great.

786
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,280
Ape dudes like us.

787
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:09,280
I have nothing else to offer.

788
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,280
Shh.

789
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,280
It's the rare books bar.

790
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,280
The old bar kitchen.

791
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,280
Old bar.

792
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,280
Does it say kitchen.

793
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,280
Yes.

794
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280
Is that say kitchen.

795
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,280
The 2019 they got live music.

796
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,280
They don't say what the secret password is though.

797
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,280
It's follow us on.

798
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,280
Follow us on Facebook.

799
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,280
Yeah.

800
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,280
So it's it has it has like a little you know it's just a fun.

801
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,280
Oh no no no it's in the phone booth.

802
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,280
They have an old style phone booth and you have to walk through it.

803
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,280
You have to get it go into the phone booth and you have to pick up the receiver and you

804
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,280
have to say something and they let you into the bar.

805
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,280
Kind of like Harry Potter.

806
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,280
I don't think so.

807
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,280
I know.

808
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,280
This is this is it.

809
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,280
This is real.

810
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,280
So I don't want to go there and just have to sit and look at books.

811
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,280
I want to go there and drink a bourbon.

812
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,280
So how do we get back there.

813
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,280
Well of course you know immediately how to get back there.

814
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280
They're going to let you back there.

815
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,280
Look at that.

816
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,280
They got Glen carrying glasses.

817
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280
Oh my God.

818
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,280
I don't know what the password is but I'm sure you're the finest.

819
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280
I'm sure it's super easy.

820
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,280
It's like hello.

821
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280
I'd like to be let in.

822
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,280
OK.

823
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280
And they open the door.

824
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,280
I think it's great babe.

825
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,280
It's not great.

826
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,280
I think it is great.

827
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,280
And when we go there you're going to say that over and over again.

828
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,280
Great.

829
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,280
Great.

830
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280
Great.

831
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,280
Great.

832
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,280
Great.

833
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,280
And what's the triceratops that shoot shoot from the horns.

834
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,280
That's right.

835
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,280
Do do.

836
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280
What is that.

837
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280
What's the name of that.

838
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280
Jack.

839
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280
Herculoids.

840
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,280
The Herculoids Herculoids Herculoids.

841
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,280
Great.

842
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,280
Great.

843
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,280
Great.

844
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,280
And it's Javadjul.

845
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Javadjul.

846
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,280
Javadjul.

847
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,280
And you have to say it like that and they'll let you in.

848
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,280
Javadjul.

849
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,280
The Herculoids.

850
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,280
There they are.

851
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,280
I so am so ready that I said anything about it.

852
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280
Great.

853
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,280
Let's get back to I'm very uncomfortable right now.

854
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,280
Alex Taufe.

855
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,280
No.

856
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,280
The Herculoids.

857
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,280
No no no.

858
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,280
Let's get back to Prohibition.

859
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,280
Saturday morning TV.

860
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280
Have you guys watched Boardwalk Empire.

861
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280
No.

862
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,280
I've never heard of it.

863
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,280
It's good.

864
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:12,840
It's about the Prohibition in Atlantic City and they eventually move back and forth between

865
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,280
Atlantic City and Chicago.

866
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,280
Chicago.

867
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,280
But there's also some New York shit.

868
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,280
Al Capone.

869
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:22,240
It's about the Atlantic City mob and it's good.

870
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,240
It's really good.

871
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,240
It's like five seasons.

872
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,840
The Atlantic City or Atlantocity.

873
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,840
What?

874
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,840
Atlantic.

875
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,840
What a boon.

876
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,160
What a boon for organized crime.

877
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:39,680
How stupid could they be to pass Prohibition and think that people are not going to drink

878
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,160
alcohol or want alcohol or buy alcohol.

879
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,760
And so organized crime exploded.

880
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,760
Exploded.

881
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,080
Well that's what it's about.

882
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,080
It's about the.

883
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,080
You're never going to.

884
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,080
I mean really?

885
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,080
It's about the organized crime.

886
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,080
And it went off the charts.

887
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,080
Oh yeah.

888
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,080
People went.

889
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,680
Because back then you know it's like people trying to make money.

890
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,280
They didn't give a shit.

891
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,280
Right.

892
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,280
And you can get away with shit.

893
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,280
Of course.

894
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,280
I mean you could shoot somebody literally.

895
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,280
I don't know about that.

896
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,280
No well I mean you can get away with it far more than that.

897
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,280
It wasn't in the Wild West.

898
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,280
Well yeah it was.

899
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:17,600
Well according to Boardwalk Empire it was and I know that's a historical documentary

900
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,560
with.

901
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:26,720
If you're from some remote part of the United States and you join some sort of clan.

902
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,440
Some OK remote part maybe.

903
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,440
What you do.

904
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,440
No one knows you.

905
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,440
You can go anywhere and shoot anybody.

906
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,880
They could be like I don't know yet.

907
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,840
Slick back hair brown eyes.

908
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,840
OK.

909
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,960
That's like freaking 70 percent of them.

910
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,960
I just said Sean.

911
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,960
I don't know.

912
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960
I don't know if it's look back here.

913
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:42,960
Back then you would have.

914
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
I barely.

915
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,960
Well that's true actually.

916
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,960
That's probably why you're bald these days.

917
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,960
That's probably why.

918
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,960
I tell you.

919
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,960
Well it's probably true.

920
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:55,120
I used hair products in my hair that I used to have.

921
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,120
Did it burn?

922
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,600
I used to have long glistening hair like my producer over there.

923
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Did you say glistening?

924
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,600
Glistening.

925
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,280
And I say glistening because I used this product that.

926
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,280
Jericho?

927
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,120
Literally made like a helmet.

928
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,120
It was.

929
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Oh that's hot.

930
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,120
Oh man but no one knew.

931
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,120
And it glistened.

932
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,120
Well it was shiny.

933
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,120
It sparkled.

934
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,120
Very sparkly.

935
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,120
Diamonds.

936
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,120
You have long straight flowing hair.

937
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,120
Diamonds in your hair.

938
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,480
No there was nothing flowing about it.

939
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:27,280
It was just slick back and it was.

940
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,280
This shit didn't move.

941
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,280
Yeah.

942
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,280
Diamonds in your hair.

943
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,320
In fact I can go to bed wake up the next morning.

944
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,920
And ready to go.

945
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,480
Well from the front yes but from the back it was flat.

946
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,440
So I'd always take a shower.

947
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,480
You had to fluff it up.

948
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,480
Or just the back.

949
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,920
Business in the front party in the back.

950
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Did you have a fluffer?

951
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920
You had a mullet?

952
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,440
I was my own fluffer.

953
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,160
And I did have a mullet.

954
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,160
I had a mullet as well.

955
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,160
Did you guys really?

956
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,160
In college I did.

957
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,160
I never had a mullet.

958
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,160
I had a mullet and an earring so I was really just.

959
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,160
An earring?

960
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,160
Just bad.

961
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,480
So reflecting back what made you be rebellious and get an earring?

962
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,480
I don't know.

963
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,880
I think it's just because a bunch of guys were getting it at the time.

964
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,080
And we went to a mall and I was just like alright I guess this is my time.

965
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,080
And they went up there and went.

966
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,280
They didn't have it for very long.

967
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,280
We went through that story where it got all infected and everything.

968
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,320
That's what you get.

969
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,320
That's totally what you get.

970
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,320
What are we looking at here?

971
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,320
But I still have the scar.

972
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,760
If you've got to look you can still see the scar.

973
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,760
Oh yes.

974
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,760
That's pretty painful.

975
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,760
Yeah.

976
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,760
Yeah it's funny that.

977
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,640
You never had an earring?

978
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,640
No.

979
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,640
No no no.

980
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,640
A cock ring?

981
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640
Tons of them.

982
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,640
Yeah.

983
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,640
I think I had ten cock rings.

984
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,640
I don't understand that one.

985
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,640
Let's go back to the earring.

986
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,640
So I mean we have told some stories about some earrings.

987
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,640
You know I've told the story about mine when I tried to pierce my own ear and stuck an

988
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,640
embroidery needle inside of my neck.

989
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,640
And then you told yours where yours got infected and it hurt so bad you almost.

990
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,640
You didn't have a earring.

991
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,360
You almost you did.

992
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,360
I did black out.

993
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,360
It used a bunch of brown goo.

994
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,360
It was so swollen.

995
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,760
It was so swollen it was around the silver ball.

996
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,640
So I had to dig at it when I did it.

997
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,520
It just spewed this stuff.

998
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,840
Oh come on.

999
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:21,680
And then again it hurt but then I put the rubbing alcohol on it.

1000
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,680
Oh.

1001
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:28,480
And then when I did that it was just like the tunnel went like that and I was out.

1002
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,200
So I started just like that.

1003
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:36,720
Well that's what happens when you put out rubbing alcohol on an open wound.

1004
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,240
Tell us about your piercings Paul.

1005
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,240
Yeah.

1006
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,320
So you mentioned the cock rings.

1007
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,200
Well that's not a piercing.

1008
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,040
I'm actually not even sure what a cock ring is.

1009
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,040
But yeah.

1010
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:53,320
A cock ring is something where you put your penis and your junk all in one.

1011
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,760
So it inhibits the flow of blood and it's a.

1012
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,920
So it slides down the shaft.

1013
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:03,480
It slides down the shaft around your scrotum.

1014
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,880
Oh around your junk.

1015
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:09,680
Yeah it just envelops everything and it's supposed to inhibit the trap the blood in

1016
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,560
there so that you stay hard longer.

1017
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:15,120
Oh well thanks for sharing.

1018
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,800
I don't I never had a cock ring.

1019
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,880
So I know what it is.

1020
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,760
So well I was thinking of like the bull ring through the tip of the.

1021
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,760
Peen.

1022
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,640
That is a piercing.

1023
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,960
So that is not a cock ring.

1024
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,520
You could call it.

1025
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,720
So they they put piercings on the tip of the penis.

1026
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,720
Oh yeah.

1027
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,720
Big old fat rings.

1028
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,120
Yeah but that's not what they call it.

1029
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,120
Why.

1030
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,560
The traditional cock ring is what I explained it to be.

1031
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,440
Can you stop saying that over and over again.

1032
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,800
Well that's not what a cock ring is.

1033
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,840
The cock ring is a cock ring is a cock ring is a cock ring.

1034
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,840
Well like for example.

1035
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,840
What's the proper application of a cock ring.

1036
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,680
A hilarious parody of what a cock ring was was Danny DeVito on it's always something

1037
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:56,680
in Philadelphia.

1038
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,320
Danny DeVito is funny man.

1039
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:05,160
So he's like he's he's he's he's hanging out in a bar and he's talking and have in in

1040
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,560
a so all of a sudden comes up a Debbie Downer kind of like you and you walk up and talk

1041
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,640
to me foil foil foil foil foil.

1042
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,520
And all of a sudden you hear this.

1043
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,240
You hear this this this.

1044
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,240
What the hell was that.

1045
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,920
It is as I just lost my cock ring.

1046
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,680
That's how this how bad this conversation is going on.

1047
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,880
My cock ring just fell off.

1048
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:24,880
Meaning he went limp.

1049
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,880
Yeah.

1050
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,280
Well I don't know if it's huge right.

1051
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,000
I mean I'd see the cock ring.

1052
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Right.

1053
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
It was a TV show.

1054
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,240
Well they also they also have.

1055
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:41,400
Is it the is it called the Van Dyke or where there's a ring through the tip of your panus

1056
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,920
and there's a chain.

1057
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,720
I'm thinking that that's extent of my knowledge when it comes to.

1058
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,520
Well the reason I know this is it's not a Van Dyke.

1059
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,040
It's called a prince or Prince Albert Prince Albert.

1060
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,040
Yeah.

1061
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040
Yeah.

1062
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,240
So a chain from the no no no no.

1063
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,240
Yeah.

1064
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,680
I don't want to see a picture of a tip of the penis.

1065
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,680
Yeah.

1066
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,920
It's they pierce it with the ring I believe and there's a chain to another loop.

1067
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,160
Why I don't know why it's decorative.

1068
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:15,880
No the only reason I know that there has to be some erotic draw to it.

1069
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:21,240
The only reason I know this is when I was in Tahoe and we went to a beach the same beach

1070
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:28,600
whale beach and I think I may have said this where we were up there with my family my sister's

1071
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:34,680
family who has two daughters and my dad and my dad was standing on the beach.

1072
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,680
He had a Prince Albert.

1073
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,280
No but there was a guy.

1074
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,280
No his wife.

1075
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,280
No nude.

1076
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,440
No on the beach older guy.

1077
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,880
Yes 60s and he had a Prince Albert.

1078
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880
Yes.

1079
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,880
No.

1080
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,880
Yes.

1081
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,880
No he did not.

1082
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:54,000
We were out in the water swimming and I come back up and he goes Jeff did you see the old

1083
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,880
guy and he think it freaks me out of my dad knows what a Prince Albert is.

1084
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,920
Did you see the guy with the Prince Albert.

1085
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,800
I was like what no.

1086
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,240
So you're like what is that.

1087
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:10,880
And he's a barely he got up and he pranced like and he was showing it off to everyone

1088
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,640
and then he went back and he laid back down.

1089
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,360
So and okay.

1090
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,360
And so it's a.

1091
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,920
I'm kind of curious to be have a Prince Albert do you need me circumcised or is it like.

1092
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,920
I have no idea.

1093
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Yeah.

1094
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,920
Well how does that work.

1095
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,920
So.

1096
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,920
So it's it's through the head through the head.

1097
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,800
Our producer Paul Prince Albert.

1098
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,400
Yeah to the head of the penis.

1099
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,880
So wow.

1100
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,960
And then there's a chain attached to the ring and then a chain goes to the nipple.

1101
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,560
You said may go to the no to like the nuts or something like that.

1102
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,720
Actually I had I don't know where the other end of that little chain is.

1103
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,720
It could be piercing.

1104
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:44,720
Yeah.

1105
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,240
Maybe a test your wallet is going to affect me.

1106
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,240
But let's go ahead and do this for the.

1107
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,240
This is science.

1108
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,240
It's this.

1109
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,240
Oh.

1110
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:56,880
That's not a Prince Albert.

1111
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,920
That's a gauge in the head of the penis.

1112
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,600
There's so many variations.

1113
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,600
Find the chain.

1114
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,600
That's not hurry up.

1115
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,560
Hurry up and find something to scroll scroll scroll.

1116
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,560
Oh my.

1117
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,560
No.

1118
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,560
No.

1119
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,560
Turn it off.

1120
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,560
I'm done.

1121
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,560
I'm done.

1122
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,560
I'm done.

1123
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,560
I'm done.

1124
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,560
Immediately.

1125
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,560
OK.

1126
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,560
This is your fault.

1127
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,560
I didn't ask that.

1128
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,440
You you're like scientific reasons.

1129
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440
Let's look at it.

1130
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440
Bring up Prince Albert.

1131
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,440
God almighty.

1132
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440
But my question is so uncomfortable.

1133
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,440
Yes.

1134
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,440
Why would anyone do that?

1135
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,440
I don't know.

1136
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,440
It has to be some ironic.

1137
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,440
And that one penis had like 20.

1138
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,440
OK.

1139
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440
I didn't look.

1140
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,440
I didn't look.

1141
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,440
I closed my eyes.

1142
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,440
How could you not see that?

1143
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,440
So then they have the women that put and the men.

1144
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,440
Oh and the men.

1145
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440
I didn't look.

1146
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,440
I didn't look.

1147
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,440
I closed my eyes.

1148
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,440
How could you not see that?

1149
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,440
So then they have the women that put and the men.

1150
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,440
Oh and the men.

1151
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,440
Gross.

1152
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,440
That put the studs through the tongue.

1153
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,440
Correct.

1154
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,440
And they do that because because when they're giving.

1155
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,440
Or pleasure or pleasure.

1156
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,440
A beige.

1157
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,440
I don't think it's a beige.

1158
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,440
I think it's more for women.

1159
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,440
Well, I thought the women.

1160
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,440
I thought the ball.

1161
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,440
It's both.

1162
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,440
It's both.

1163
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440
It's both.

1164
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:07,440
But I thought the ball on the tongue is what, you know, kind of stimulates the, you know,

1165
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,440
the what?

1166
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,440
The who?

1167
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,440
The who?

1168
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,440
The what?

1169
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440
The clitoris.

1170
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,440
The who?

1171
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440
The who?

1172
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,440
The who?

1173
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,440
The who?

1174
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,440
The who?

1175
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,440
God.

1176
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,440
You just made it sound so bad.

1177
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,440
Yeah.

1178
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,440
What?

1179
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,440
You went over the edge.

1180
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,440
Did you change?

1181
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,440
Did I?

1182
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,440
Change the screen.

1183
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,440
Get it off.

1184
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,440
Meanwhile, we're talking about Prince Albert's and the and penis piercings.

1185
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,440
The other one, he wanted to see it.

1186
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,440
No, I didn't.

1187
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,440
I really didn't.

1188
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,440
I knew it was going to be bad.

1189
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440
It went bad.

1190
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,440
It went bad.

1191
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,440
Was it as bad as you thought?

1192
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,440
You made me nauseous.

1193
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,440
Was it as bad as you thought or worse?

1194
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,440
Worse.

1195
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,440
I'll tell you what.

1196
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,440
Like it's going to kill you.

1197
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440
Why would you kill me?

1198
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,440
What?

1199
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,440
Because you're sticking a big old piece of metal through your penis.

1200
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,440
You know what?

1201
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,440
Hold on.

1202
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaking of dying, God bless.

1203
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440
You know, 61 years of age, 62.

1204
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,440
What's his name?

1205
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,440
Norm MacDonald died?

1206
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,440
Norm MacDonald died.

1207
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,440
Yeah.

1208
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Yeah, that was a tough one.

1209
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,440
Yeah.

1210
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,440
Even my wife was like, what?

1211
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,440
Yeah.

1212
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,440
It was cancer, I think.

1213
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440
A long bout of cancer.

1214
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,440
Yeah.

1215
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,440
I think it was prostate cancer.

1216
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,440
Is it really?

1217
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,440
Yeah, I think it was.

1218
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,440
I could be wrong.

1219
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,440
I thought it was prostate cancer.

1220
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,440
Yeah.

1221
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,440
It was cancer.

1222
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,440
And you know how prostate cancer is not found early?

1223
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,440
Is when you're afraid to have a doctor's finger shoved up your ass.

1224
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,440
Yes.

1225
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,440
Sean.

1226
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,440
That is how you find it.

1227
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440
Sean.

1228
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,440
Hello.

1229
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,440
But he was good.

1230
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,440
He was good when he was on SNL, when he did the Weekend Update.

1231
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,440
Yeah.

1232
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,440
Oh yeah, he was great.

1233
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,440
And he used to just slam OJ.

1234
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,440
He was on there when OJ was going through that whole thing.

1235
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,440
Yes.

1236
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,440
And the producers and the directors were like, no, we can't talk about OJ.

1237
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,440
We can't keep talking about that.

1238
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,440
And he would just keep doing it.

1239
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,440
Why?

1240
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,440
And just doing it.

1241
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,440
Why not?

1242
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,440
I don't know.

1243
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,440
I mean, that was like the biggest new, that was the biggest travesty of justice ever.

1244
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,440
Yeah, they didn't want him to talk about it.

1245
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,440
They didn't want him to talk about it.

1246
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:55,440
Do you guys remember, do you guys remember where you were when they announced the OJ verdict?

1247
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,440
No.

1248
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,440
To me, it was like a challenger or 9-11 moment for me.

1249
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,440
No, it wasn't for me.

1250
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,440
It was stupid.

1251
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,440
No, it wasn't for me.

1252
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:12,440
In my office and the radio was on and they were protesting outside and they're getting

1253
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,440
ready to announce.

1254
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,440
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.

1255
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,440
And they were getting ready to announce.

1256
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440
And they said, Cochran.

1257
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,440
And he's acquitted.

1258
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,440
OJ is acquitted.

1259
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,440
I was like angry.

1260
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,440
I was literally like, that's such bullshit.

1261
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,440
I was so angry.

1262
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,440
I always wonder how they let that go.

1263
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,440
Were they afraid of riots?

1264
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,440
Oh, yeah.

1265
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,440
They were terrified of the riots.

1266
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,440
Was it Judge Ito?

1267
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,440
Remember the him?

1268
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,440
Oh, yeah.

1269
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,440
Judge Ito.

1270
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,440
Well, there was another judge.

1271
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,440
What a freaking clown show.

1272
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,440
Her name was Diane something.

1273
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,440
She was the original judge.

1274
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,440
And then they switched to Judge Ito.

1275
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,440
The only one I know is Judge Ito.

1276
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,440
What a clown show that was.

1277
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,440
It was.

1278
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,440
Janice, Janet Royce, Janet.

1279
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,440
You talk about being obviously guilty.

1280
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,440
Yeah.

1281
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,440
Obviously guilty.

1282
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,440
Well, I mean, he hasn't had a, at least I don't think he's had a good life afterwards.

1283
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440
He's been in prison a couple of times.

1284
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,440
Well, he's out now.

1285
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,440
He's out now.

1286
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,440
But, you know, I don't know if he is.

1287
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,440
OJ Simpson trial judges.

1288
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:11,440
Is he still looking for the killer because he said he would he wouldn't rest until.

1289
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,440
Right.

1290
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,440
I'm kind of curious.

1291
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,440
OJ Simpson judges.

1292
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,440
I mean, seriously, is he still looking for the killers?

1293
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,440
No, he's in jail right now.

1294
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,440
No, he isn't.

1295
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,440
He's out.

1296
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,440
He got back out.

1297
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,440
Yeah.

1298
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,440
So Norm MacDonald was a big one.

1299
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,440
Well, it's Judge Ito.

1300
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,440
There's one more.

1301
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,440
Before Judge Ito, there was a female.

1302
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,440
I don't remember.

1303
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,440
Well, I mean, there was a the lead prosecutor.

1304
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,440
But judges.

1305
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,440
The lead prosecutor was.

1306
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,440
No, I don't think there was.

1307
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,440
I think it was just him.

1308
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,440
You're thinking the prosecutor.

1309
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,440
Oh, maybe I was.

1310
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,440
It was Marcia Clark.

1311
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,440
Marcia Clark.

1312
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,440
Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.

1313
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,440
I think you're right.

1314
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,440
She writes books now.

1315
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,440
Oh, good for her.

1316
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,440
Yeah.

1317
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,440
Yeah.

1318
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:55,440
What a stain on her career, though, to be the one that let OJ get off.

1319
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,440
Oh, her hair has definitely improved.

1320
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,440
Yeah.

1321
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,440
She had that she had that the three's company, Janet haircut.

1322
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,440
Yes, you did.

1323
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,440
Oh, bad.

1324
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,440
Yeah.

1325
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440
So anyway.

1326
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Anyway.

1327
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,440
Yeah.

1328
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,440
So Norm MacDonald.

1329
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440
Classic.

1330
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,440
That just his sense of humor.

1331
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:18,440
And I saw a clip of him today when he was on The View way back.

1332
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,440
I saw that with Barbara Walters.

1333
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,440
Yeah.

1334
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,440
Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg.

1335
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:27,440
Whoopi was done on there with Joy Behar and some other black kid on there.

1336
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,440
Yeah.

1337
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,440
What was her name?

1338
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,440
Denise.

1339
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,440
Racist herself.

1340
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,440
Joy Behar.

1341
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,440
Yeah.

1342
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:38,000
You know, and he's talking about he was talking about the White House and let's get the the

1343
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,440
homicide out of the White House.

1344
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,440
And they were like, I'm sorry.

1345
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,440
What is he talking about?

1346
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,200
You know, that's how Norm MacDonald.

1347
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,600
He never outright says something.

1348
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,120
He kind of like beats around the bush to the point, you know, like, oh, my fucking God,

1349
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,440
will you say it or I'm gonna punch you?

1350
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,440
Right.

1351
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,440
He's talking about Clinton's and, you know, he killed it.

1352
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,800
And then, you know, Barbara Walters was kind of like, well, you know, you can't just make

1353
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,800
accusations like that.

1354
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,800
What will you make an accusation like that with Donald Trump all the time?

1355
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,800
Whatever.

1356
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,800
Right.

1357
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:03,800
But that was back then way before then.

1358
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
Way.

1359
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,160
But he was he got interviewed by the view.

1360
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,800
He'll never go back there because he's total right wing guy.

1361
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,800
Who is dead?

1362
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,800
He won't go back.

1363
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,360
He will not go back.

1364
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,360
Maybe virtual.

1365
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Correct.

1366
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,200
I guess that's possible.

1367
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,200
It's never possible.

1368
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:23,280
But to kind of tie into the death theme that Paul brought up.

1369
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,960
So in the last two weeks, more than that, I think.

1370
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,840
So I think I've got I got a few here.

1371
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,520
We'll go through and see if you guys recognize him.

1372
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,520
So Charlie Watts.

1373
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,520
No.

1374
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,520
The drummer for the Rolling Stones.

1375
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,520
OK.

1376
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,520
Yeah.

1377
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,520
Oh, yeah.

1378
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,520
Yeah, that was.

1379
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,520
Yeah.

1380
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520
I'm not a big Rolling Stone fan.

1381
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,520
He was one hundred eighty seven years old, I think.

1382
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,600
I think he was pushing one ninety.

1383
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,800
He looks so old.

1384
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,040
Not that I'm trying to be a dick, but yeah, I don't know how old Charlie Watts was.

1385
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,560
He was born in forty one.

1386
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,120
So he's 80 years old.

1387
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,120
He's a year older than my dad.

1388
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:56,360
Do my dad's older than that, I can promise you he does not look that old.

1389
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,760
Yeah, but he lived the rock and roll lifestyle.

1390
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,760
That's a good point.

1391
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,000
That just probably just beats the shit out of you.

1392
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,400
Yeah, that's a very good point.

1393
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,520
I mean, his last 20 years, probably.

1394
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:11,200
It may have been calm, but so he's significantly older than the rest of them.

1395
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,880
I mean, how old is he?

1396
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,200
Jack Magger, Jack Magger, Jack Magger.

1397
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,240
Yeah, Charlie Watts was the oldest.

1398
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,120
Yeah, he had to be.

1399
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,440
What I understand.

1400
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,640
I wonder Mick Jagger, I think.

1401
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,640
I don't know.

1402
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,640
I think it's in his seventies.

1403
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,360
How crazy?

1404
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:35,840
Imagine being in a band, being in a band when you're in your 20s, 1963 to 2021.

1405
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,480
He's basically never had to worry about anything in his entire life.

1406
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,400
Yeah, no, never.

1407
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:49,120
Imagine being 20 and being in a band and then you're all you're together for so long.

1408
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:56,720
20 years, just about that your drummer dies of old age.

1409
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,920
Not a drug overdose or anything, but just old age.

1410
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,080
That's what I'm saying.

1411
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,080
It's like that's amazing.

1412
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,240
And they're on tour.

1413
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,480
They're bad at doing that.

1414
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,480
That's my point.

1415
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,480
Yeah, that's amazing.

1416
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,480
Yeah.

1417
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,840
Now, and they didn't stop doing because he already was not playing with the band.

1418
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:19,560
Well, Charlie Watts, he was involved in a lot of orchestra music, orchestrated music,

1419
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,560
quintet.

1420
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560
He was the Charlie Watts.

1421
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,560
Good for him.

1422
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:27,000
So he was a composer in addition to being a drummer.

1423
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,920
That was like in the 90s, 2000.

1424
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,760
In fact, 2010, he was the magic of the boogie woogie.

1425
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,720
Okay.

1426
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:38,720
That is an amazing story.

1427
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:39,720
All right.

1428
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,920
What's the next death that you got on your list here?

1429
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,520
I'm waiting for Sean to do this impersonation.

1430
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,520
Jackie Mason.

1431
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,280
Oh, you ready?

1432
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,280
You know that voice?

1433
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,280
Sean, I do.

1434
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,280
All right, do it.

1435
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,280
All right, come on.

1436
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,280
Hold on.

1437
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,000
I got to get ready for this.

1438
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,320
Jackie Mason.

1439
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,120
He's like the epitome.

1440
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,680
I don't even know what that accent is.

1441
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,680
It's Jewish.

1442
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,680
It's got to be.

1443
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,440
Is it New York Jewish or Brooklyn Jewish or something?

1444
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,440
He looks very Jewish.

1445
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,440
Manhattan?

1446
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,440
Hold on.

1447
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,480
There's a cartoon guy that sounds just like him.

1448
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,720
He's even like on Simpsons.

1449
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:17,720
He was like the Simpsons.

1450
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,960
He was like father like clown.

1451
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,760
Try to find a video and just hear his voice.

1452
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,040
He's got a very unique voice.

1453
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,920
Like father, like son, kind of like a JFK sound.

1454
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,920
That sounds like the identities.

1455
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,920
No.

1456
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,720
That is somebody on The Simpsons though.

1457
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:36,720
That's right.

1458
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,720
That's right.

1459
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,720
Unless it's my horse.

1460
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:46,080
But if it's not my horse, well, I don't want my horse to come out as a...

1461
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,040
You see, I'm in favor of homosexuals in the army.

1462
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,040
I am.

1463
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,520
I wouldn't bend over backwards over it, but that's how I feel.

1464
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,520
No.

1465
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,520
Wow.

1466
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,320
It's a little too clever for this side.

1467
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,320
Let me explain it.

1468
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,900
You understand this?

1469
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:06,400
This is going out in the same direction in the United States.

1470
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,920
I don't know if it's so true here.

1471
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,200
You know that they have special fat organizations to make sure that they don't fire a person

1472
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,000
from any job for being overweight.

1473
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,960
Now, it happens to be a big problem.

1474
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,800
A lot of fat people couldn't get a job just because they were fat and you were able to

1475
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,520
throw a guy out because you thought he was too fat.

1476
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,080
That is selfish and disgusting.

1477
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,400
A fat person should be able to get a job.

1478
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,320
But they went overboard with it in the United States.

1479
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,160
Now no matter how much you weigh, nobody has a right to fire you.

1480
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,160
You could weigh 9,000 pounds.

1481
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,600
Nobody's business.

1482
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,240
American Airlines lost the case against the fat stewardess because they tried to fire

1483
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,320
her for being overweight.

1484
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,320
She won the case.

1485
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,320
They decided it's unconstitutional.

1486
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,920
She's allowed to be as fat as she wants.

1487
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:47,200
Now when you go on American Airlines planes, all the stewardess are going like this.

1488
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,720
Hello, come right in.

1489
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,000
He's got that cliche.

1490
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,040
It's almost like a guy.

1491
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,680
It's kind of like the voice of the Independence Day.

1492
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,680
Is it Jewish?

1493
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,680
Kind of Russian sounding.

1494
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,680
Yeah.

1495
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,680
Yeah.

1496
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,680
I got to practice that.

1497
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,600
It's kind of like a Jerry Seinfeld kind of voice there.

1498
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,600
Yeah, a little bit.

1499
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,840
All right, who else?

1500
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,240
This one you may not know is Biz Marquis.

1501
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,240
No.

1502
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:18,240
That was he sang.

1503
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:23,440
I think he had one hit back in the, when I was in college.

1504
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,320
And it was a terrible song.

1505
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,200
It was You Got What I Need or something like that, girl.

1506
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,200
You've got what I need.

1507
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:36,800
You got what I need, and you say he's just a friend.

1508
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,560
And you say he's just a friend.

1509
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,600
Oh baby, you.

1510
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,600
Stop, stop.

1511
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,600
Stop immediately.

1512
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,600
What is it?

1513
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,600
Biz Mark?

1514
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,600
Biz Marquis.

1515
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,600
It's Biz Marquis.

1516
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,600
He's an American rapper.

1517
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,600
He was, he just died like July 16.

1518
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,600
Yeah, that's the whole point.

1519
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,600
That's why he's on the list here.

1520
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,600
Yeah.

1521
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,600
Yeah.

1522
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600
So it was like one of these, he had a little piano, piano.

1523
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,600
It's like one of the, you know, piano.

1524
00:47:55,600 --> 00:48:01,600
Like a 90s, late 80s, early 90s.

1525
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,680
Like I said, I was in college.

1526
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,120
I went to spring break in Daytona and this song was big.

1527
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,520
So click on that official video.

1528
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,520
Just a friend?

1529
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,520
Yeah, 1989.

1530
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,520
Yeah, just a friend.

1531
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,520
And you'll know.

1532
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,520
As a tribute to.

1533
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:20,520
Young moms is so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a shake on Layaway.

1534
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:25,160
And he can't sing for shit.

1535
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,480
He's got a plant.

1536
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,480
How many rappers can't?

1537
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:35,480
Yo mom's hair so nappy, she got to take painkillers to comb my hair.

1538
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:40,960
You got what I need, man.

1539
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:48,680
All right, press forward a little bit.

1540
00:48:48,680 --> 00:49:05,400
You've heard this before in my life.

1541
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,160
You've heard the chorus.

1542
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:22,800
I was a bit in the air, come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions to see

1543
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,800
if you're 100 proof.

1544
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,800
I asked her her name, she said, blah, blah, blah.

1545
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,800
She had nine, ten pants and a very big bar.

1546
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,800
I took a couple of flicks and she was in thooze.

1547
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,800
That said, how do you like the show?

1548
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,800
She said, I was very amused.

1549
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,800
I started throwing bish.

1550
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,800
She started throwing me in range but when I sprung the questions.

1551
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,800
Rapping pioneers.

1552
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,800
When I asked.

1553
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,800
Well, I don't know about that.

1554
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,800
He basically had this one song that I know of.

1555
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,680
Oh, he's horrible.

1556
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,680
It's almost like a parody.

1557
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,680
Yeah, this part here is really...

1558
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:46,680
You, you got what I need

1559
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,680
But you say he's just a friend

1560
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,680
And you say he's just a friend

1561
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,680
Oh baby, you

1562
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,680
Got what I need

1563
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,680
Definitely can't sing.

1564
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,680
You know what's interesting?

1565
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,680
How'd he die?

1566
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,680
Alright, you can stop the sound.

1567
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,680
I don't know. You know what's interesting is

1568
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Our boys have recently found this song

1569
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,680
And knew that he died before I did.

1570
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,680
So this song has come back around in popularity apparently

1571
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,680
At least in our boys circles

1572
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,680
Which I find interesting.

1573
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,680
Type 2 diabetes.

1574
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,680
And they're like...

1575
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,680
Really?

1576
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,680
And he was in his 50s I think, right?

1577
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,680
He was, yeah.

1578
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,680
Yeah, and I think what's funny is

1579
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,680
Steve was like, yeah, this song Bismarck, he just got a friend

1580
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,680
I was like, yeah, that was when I was in college.

1581
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,680
Right, right.

1582
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,680
That was when that song came out.

1583
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,680
Dude, he went into a diabetic coma.

1584
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,680
They said he was in a rehabilitation facility.

1585
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,680
That was in December 2020.

1586
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,680
Yeah, well, yeah.

1587
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,680
July 21, rumors of his death circulated on Twitter

1588
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,680
But apparently he did not die.

1589
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,680
He didn't die until recently.

1590
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,680
If that's what...

1591
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,680
No, he died of July 16th, 2021.

1592
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,680
Yeah.

1593
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,680
So how is that on your list?

1594
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,680
That's how long I've had the list.

1595
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,680
Oh, shit, okay.

1596
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,680
We had to talk about dead folks in a while.

1597
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,680
Yeah, well, there you go.

1598
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,680
All right, next one.

1599
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,680
All right.

1600
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,680
That's crazy.

1601
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:11,680
Next one, there's two of them here.

1602
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,680
Oh, are they twins?

1603
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,680
Are they sisters?

1604
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,680
No, well, they're...

1605
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,680
You say sisters?

1606
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,680
They're not sisters.

1607
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:17,680
I said twins.

1608
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,680
One is Charlie Robinson.

1609
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,680
No.

1610
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,680
We'll see if you recognize him.

1611
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,680
Pull up his picture.

1612
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,680
Charlie Robinson.

1613
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,680
Charlie Robinson.

1614
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,680
All right.

1615
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,680
The theater.

1616
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,680
No, not the singer.

1617
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,680
Oh, the American theater actor?

1618
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:35,680
Yeah.

1619
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,680
Yeah, he played on Night Court.

1620
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,680
Night Court.

1621
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,680
He was the guard, wasn't he?

1622
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,680
Or the bailiff or whatever they call him.

1623
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,680
All right, let me see him.

1624
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,680
Charlie Robinson, the American theater actor.

1625
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:47,680
Right there.

1626
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,680
Second from the top.

1627
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,680
Click.

1628
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,680
You know how to use Google.

1629
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,680
Right there.

1630
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,680
There you go.

1631
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:53,680
Right there, that guy.

1632
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,680
I mean, he just died.

1633
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,680
So he was just on...

1634
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,680
Let me see, where was he at?

1635
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,680
You said he was on the show?

1636
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,680
Well, he was at Night Court, but he was just recently...

1637
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,680
Well, it wasn't recent, but I had watched him on 30 Rock.

1638
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,680
Was he on that?

1639
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,680
He was...

1640
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,680
He did a cameo.

1641
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,680
I just know that because I just saw it.

1642
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,680
But that was about eight years ago.

1643
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,680
What is that picture on the far left?

1644
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,680
That's his...

1645
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,680
That's Night Court?

1646
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,680
Update.

1647
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,680
Yeah, Night Court.

1648
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,680
You remember Night Court?

1649
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,680
With Bull and...

1650
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1651
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,680
That's actually the only name I know.

1652
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,680
Well, the other one that died is...

1653
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,680
That looks like Tommy Lee Jones.

1654
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,680
No, it's not Tommy Lee Jones.

1655
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,680
It does look like him, but it's not.

1656
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,680
Not him, okay.

1657
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,680
No.

1658
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,680
Okay.

1659
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,680
The other person that died is Markey Post, who is the girl right there.

1660
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:46,680
Are you kidding me?

1661
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,680
No way, they died in the same week?

1662
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,680
Well, the same month.

1663
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,680
Wow.

1664
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,680
No way.

1665
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,680
That's kind of crazy.

1666
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,680
From the same show?

1667
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,680
Same show, yeah.

1668
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,680
That's a long way as well.

1669
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,680
Oh, she's pretty.

1670
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,680
Yeah, she's a pretty lady.

1671
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,680
Oh, wow, she's really pretty.

1672
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,680
Yeah, August 7th.

1673
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,680
I don't know when Charlie Robinson died, but it was real close to that.

1674
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,680
Well, she seemed kind of young then.

1675
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,680
She was...

1676
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,680
She was born in 50.

1677
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,680
So that made her...

1678
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,680
70.

1679
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,680
71.

1680
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,680
That's young.

1681
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:15,680
70.

1682
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,680
That's young.

1683
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,680
She's short too, 5'6".

1684
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Yeah, just as short as...

1685
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,680
What's his name?

1686
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,680
Pete Sessions.

1687
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,680
Pete Sessions.

1688
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:23,680
Pete Sessions.

1689
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,680
Pete Sessions.

1690
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,680
Right.

1691
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,680
That's the craziest thing.

1692
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,680
Yeah, so I found that interesting, those two passed away.

1693
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,680
Who's next?

1694
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,680
God, Paul's like, I want to hear about more dead people.

1695
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,680
God, well, no.

1696
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,680
Can we not bring it in fast enough?

1697
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,680
Who's next?

1698
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,680
Who's next?

1699
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,680
Fuck her.

1700
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:42,680
What?

1701
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,680
You were like, who's next?

1702
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,680
Well, yeah, I'm interested.

1703
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,680
These are interesting.

1704
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,680
So the next one...

1705
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,680
What the hell?

1706
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,680
Next one may be a little more obscure.

1707
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,680
His name is William Smith.

1708
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,680
Like the other two weren't?

1709
00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,680
William Smith.

1710
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,680
Well, you knew who the other people were.

1711
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,680
You just didn't know their names.

1712
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,680
Yes, that's true.

1713
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:05,680
He was...

1714
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,680
There's going to be a thousand William Smiths.

1715
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,680
That guy right there.

1716
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,680
Did you ever watch those Clint Eastwood movies,

1717
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,680
Any Which Way You Can or Any Which Way You Would Lose?

1718
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,680
Yes.

1719
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,680
He was always the bad guy.

1720
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,680
He was the bad guy that Clint Eastwood fought.

1721
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,680
Well, William Smith is a bad guy in a bunch of different movies.

1722
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,680
That's what I mean. He was a bad guy in a lot of movies.

1723
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,680
Even in some sort of Cherokee movie.

1724
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,680
Oh, yeah. Okay.

1725
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,680
So if we could find anything new...

1726
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,680
Yeah, with that mustache. I definitely remember the mustache.

1727
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,680
Yeah, the only reason I wrote him down is because I remember seeing that movie theater in...

1728
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,680
Or I'm sorry, I saw that movie in the theater with a friend of mine back in the day.

1729
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,680
Which one?

1730
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,680
He was either in Any Which Way But Lose or Any Which Way You Can.

1731
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,680
One of those where he was fighting Clint Eastwood.

1732
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:54,680
So who was the girl that was always with Clint Eastwood in those movies?

1733
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,680
See if you guys can remember.

1734
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,680
Her name. I already know it.

1735
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,680
The blonde. Really cute. Big eyes.

1736
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,680
She had big...

1737
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,680
Sheryl Ladd?

1738
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,680
No.

1739
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,680
Sandra Locke.

1740
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,680
Yes, that's correct.

1741
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:11,680
Thank you.

1742
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:12,680
It was very good.

1743
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:13,680
Look up Sandra Locke.

1744
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:19,680
She was a very pretty girl and she was in a number... there she is.

1745
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,680
Did she marry Clint Eastwood?

1746
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,680
I don't think so.

1747
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,680
She was in several movies with him.

1748
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,680
Look at those eyes. Big eyes.

1749
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,680
Look at that pose right there.

1750
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:35,680
Yeah. Oh, what's going on there?

1751
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,680
About to mount somebody.

1752
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,680
Yeah, it looks like it.

1753
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,680
Anyway, so Any Where... The Gauntlet was another one that she was in.

1754
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,680
How many movies did they make together?

1755
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,680
Clint Eastwood and Sandra Locke. I thought it was three.

1756
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,680
I thought it was Any Which Way...

1757
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:49,680
What was it?

1758
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,680
Any Which Way, but You Can and Any Which Way, but Loose.

1759
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,680
Both of those.

1760
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,680
And The Gauntlet.

1761
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:55,680
Had an orangutan in it.

1762
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,680
I think The Gauntlet as well.

1763
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,680
What's the matter?

1764
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,680
Of course. You're not drinking your bourbon?

1765
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,680
Yeah, why are you two feet away from your mic?

1766
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,680
Well, I put my feet up for a second, but I was just like, wow.

1767
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,680
I still have my drink. It's full.

1768
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,680
And yours is gone.

1769
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,680
It kind of says they were together.

1770
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,680
Click on that bottom drop down.

1771
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,680
How can you not... You can work that many movies and not be together.

1772
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,680
You know, they had a nightcap here and there.

1773
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,680
Everybody was like, hey, how you doing? How you doing?

1774
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,680
I mean, Clint Eastwood was a well-fed guy.

1775
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,680
Wait a minute.

1776
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,680
And she was pretty.

1777
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,680
Locke was married as well to a gay sculptor.

1778
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,680
She had a 10-year relationship with Eastwood,

1779
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,680
but was married to a gay sculptor during that time.

1780
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,680
Well, that kind of... Well, alright.

1781
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,680
Oh, there you go.

1782
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:41,680
She had needs.

1783
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,680
Gay.

1784
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:46,680
Is that as in homosexual or as in happy?

1785
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,680
Well, I want to know what movies she was in.

1786
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,680
Look up her filmography.

1787
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,680
Sandra Locke.

1788
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,680
There you go. That's what you need right there.

1789
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,680
Sandra Locke. Alright, look up her movies.

1790
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,680
Filmography.

1791
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,680
Um...

1792
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,680
Oh, she was in Gondola.

1793
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,680
Barnaby Jones. Look at that.

1794
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,680
Barnaby Jones.

1795
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,680
You guys remember the tune of that?

1796
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,680
I never watched Barnaby Jones.

1797
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,680
Oh, she was at Outlaw Josie Wales.

1798
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:16,680
Really?

1799
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,680
Yep.

1800
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,680
Okay, well, then you go. That's one.

1801
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,680
That must have been the first one.

1802
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,680
The Gauntlet, Every Which Way But Loose.

1803
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,680
I was right about the gauntlet.

1804
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,680
Bronco Billy is another one.

1805
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,680
That's another one I think he was in.

1806
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:30,680
Any Which Way But Loose.

1807
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,680
And Sudden Impact is another one.

1808
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:33,680
Oh, there's amazing stories.

1809
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,680
We talked about that, remember?

1810
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:35,680
Yeah.

1811
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,680
So they're in a movie, at least five movies together.

1812
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,680
Yeah. Wow.

1813
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,680
Sandra Locke.

1814
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,680
Sandra Locke.

1815
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,680
Very interesting.

1816
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,680
I want to go back and watch amazing stories.

1817
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,680
That was so impactful as a kid.

1818
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,680
I know we talked about that last time, but...

1819
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,680
Yeah, I did a little research on...

1820
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,680
I don't believe I've seen those.

1821
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,680
They were really good.

1822
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,680
I remember when they came out.

1823
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:57,680
Are they really that good?

1824
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,680
Were they good back then?

1825
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,680
Well, I mean, as a kid, I'll just tell you the impact they had on me.

1826
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,680
Like, you know, that's relative, right?

1827
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,680
It's kind of like when you see Disney on Sunday nights, it's kind of like,

1828
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,680
I got to watch that.

1829
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,680
Didn't know how good it is.

1830
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,680
Right.

1831
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,680
It was a Disney special.

1832
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,680
It's going to be good.

1833
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,680
We watched Disney.

1834
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,680
Every Sunday, we'd watch Disney.

1835
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:15,680
Yeah.

1836
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,680
There you go.

1837
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,680
There you go.

1838
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,680
All right.

1839
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:19,680
Are we done with dead people?

1840
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,680
No.

1841
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,680
A couple more.

1842
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,680
I'm trying to be...

1843
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,680
You said, who's next?

1844
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,680
The last one, then, is Dick Donner.

1845
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,680
Dick Donner.

1846
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:33,680
Right.

1847
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:34,680
So is that...

1848
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:35,680
Richard Donner.

1849
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,680
You know what he made?

1850
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,680
No.

1851
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:39,680
He's a director.

1852
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,680
And he made...

1853
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,680
So look up Richard Donner.

1854
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,680
You'll know.

1855
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:45,680
He made...

1856
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:46,680
American filmmaker.

1857
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:47,680
Need the weapon.

1858
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:48,680
The Goonies.

1859
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,680
Yeah.

1860
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,680
Superman.

1861
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:51,680
The Goonies, I like.

1862
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,680
Leet the weapon, the Goonies, Supermans.

1863
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,680
So Superman with Christopher Reeves?

1864
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:54,680
Yeah, the originals.

1865
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,680
Guy, wasn't that a sad story?

1866
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,680
Him falling off the horse.

1867
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:57,680
Yeah.

1868
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,680
He's a superman.

1869
00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,680
Superman with Christopher Reeves.

1870
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:00,680
Superman with Christopher Reeves.

1871
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,680
Superman with Christopher Reeves.

1872
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:02,680
Superman with Christopher Reeves.

1873
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:03,680
Superman with Christopher Reeves.

1874
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,680
I mean, I mean...

1875
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:05,680
Yeah, not a bad story, him falling off the horse and being a quadriplegic.

1876
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,040
Yeah.

1877
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,120
He ended up dying early.

1878
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,640
And I think that's normal for quadriplegics.

1879
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,940
I mean, do they choke?

1880
00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:13,420
I think he aspirated.

1881
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:14,500
Did he aspirate?

1882
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,000
But the fact that he felt...

1883
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,520
Well first of all it's horrible, he fell off a horse and he was a quadriplegic.

1884
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:22,800
But he was married to a smoking hot woman.

1885
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,260
Who was he married to?

1886
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:25,640
Well, she aced up with him.

1887
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,640
She did.

1888
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:27,640
Good for her.

1889
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:28,640
I don't think she's an actress or anything.

1890
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,640
What a waste of meat.

1891
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:30,640
How do you know that?

1892
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,180
How do you know that she was married to a smoking hot woman look up Christopher?

1893
00:59:34,180 --> 00:59:37,360
She was actually on the the Howard Stern show Christopher Reeves wife

1894
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,440
So she was on the Howard Stern show

1895
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,040
Money for

1896
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:50,280
For the study of whatever happened to her husband you know as far as being a quadriplegic and

1897
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,960
Yeah, and trying to you know Dana Reeve. Oh she passed away stem cell

1898
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:01,520
No, she was married to 2004 when he died. Oh why did he lose his hair?

1899
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,520
Chemo, I don't know

1900
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:11,280
Well, I don't think he had cancer. Maybe it's maintenance free. It could be it could be I don't want to deal with my hair anymore

1901
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,500
And he was a good-looking man to use tall I

1902
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:22,080
Mean how ironic you might he plays Superman on TV and then that happened. Oh, you're right. She's really pretty

1903
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,080
What an awful story

1904
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:29,360
Well, I think it's a it's a it's a it's a great love story that the fact that she stayed with them

1905
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:34,640
Yeah, good for her. You know and I remember I remember on the Howard Stern show listening and Howard was like

1906
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:40,040
Kind of like you know you're smoking hot you know and this like man. She's like you know. Thank you. Thank you

1907
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:46,400
She's being respectful, but fuck she's on the Howard Stern show so I mean right but again. She was trying to

1908
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,480
drum up

1909
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,240
There was some organization

1910
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,240
She was trying to get people to donate to

1911
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:57,040
and they were talking about all the things that she would have to do and they were making fun of

1912
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,840
Christopher and

1913
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,840
you know lightly you know like

1914
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:07,760
And he was like so what do you do and you know they're talking about being aroused and you know

1915
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,560
Yeah, it was

1916
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,960
This is when he was taking this this was he wasn't on

1917
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,680
He wasn't on the the radio station

1918
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,760
This was like when he was on e and they broadcasted it

1919
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,400
And she was okay with him kind of making fun of his paralysis

1920
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,720
Well, they again the the in-game for this was for them to make money

1921
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:34,440
For the different for donations and evidently they made a lot of it

1922
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,480
Okay, they may have gone into it

1923
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:42,080
Understanding that I'm gonna ask some personal questions. Yeah kind of a thing okay

1924
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:45,360
Well, I mean and also if you go to Howard Stone shirt, you know you're gonna get into that shit

1925
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:49,760
Yeah, and there's no question. He's a dick and he goes after you and he is funny about it

1926
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:54,160
He's not a dick. He's a total dick. He's not a dick. He's in my opinion. He's not dick

1927
01:01:54,160 --> 01:02:00,320
He's just he has no cooth when it comes to certain things. Yeah, and it's just like there's just it's kind of me

1928
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,520
I'm not a dick. I just are you're dick. I have no cooth

1929
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,640
All right, I'm a dick

1930
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,680
I'm just wondering why he lost all his hair. Yeah, I don't understand why did you guys ever watch somewhere in time?

1931
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:16,960
I was just gonna bring that up. That was one movie. It was a stupid romance, but it had time travel on it

1932
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:21,600
It was amazing. I found that interesting. I watched it as a kid on the airplane

1933
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:27,440
Yeah, when I was going overseas, I thought the chick was Jane Seymour. She was hot. Oh, she was hot

1934
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:33,200
That is a fantastic movie. It really is and if it creeped me out. It really did as a kid

1935
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:38,560
The fact that when he saw the penny and he starts to spin spin spin

1936
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:43,440
He gets pulled back to his world and he tries as hard as he can to get back to her and he can't do it

1937
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:50,000
Yeah, and then they he finds her when she's like 90 or something like that. Well, she comes and sees him. Yeah

1938
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:57,520
And he's like, oh, so she waited for him and he never came back, right? I need to go watch it again. That was great

1939
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:03,840
Anyway time travel any good that takes experiences that takes place on mackinac island

1940
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:10,400
Mackinac Mackinac island it is up in it looks exactly the same as it did in the movie

1941
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,800
It is in Michigan up on Lake

1942
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:23,200
It's up there by Lake Erie Lake Superior, whatever those lakes are up there and uh, it's the grand old hotel

1943
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,480
And uh, it's there it is. There are no

1944
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,080
Vehicles on that. Oh, I've heard about this

1945
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:36,400
You know, it's you know, I have heard about this, you know, well, you know, it's weird about vacation there about uh, yeah

1946
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,920
Beautiful places like this. I've got a friend. Well, it's a

1947
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:45,600
I have some friends. They're a family and they're not from the united states, but they lived in my community

1948
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:54,720
And they're from uh, I guess the the scandinavian area and they moved they've literally uh, he said they're both computer programmers

1949
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,880
And they live they live all over europe

1950
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:01,920
And so they they they've traveled a bunch and they always post pictures on facebook, right?

1951
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:06,800
And they're always of beautiful beautiful places like this, right? Well

1952
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,120
they just

1953
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,400
flew in

1954
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,400
from um

1955
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:17,360
From the scandinavian area, I guess they they they left copenhagen

1956
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:23,440
They flew to I guess the the next stop was chicago and then they hit dallas

1957
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:30,400
And they they live in prosper currently and I mean they would their their first day of school was which I saw in the post

1958
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,960
Was like today or or yesterday prosper?

1959
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:39,680
Uh, well prosper's first day of school wasn't today their kids first day of school was today

1960
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,400
Because they just came in. Oh, they just moved here

1961
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:46,080
Yeah, so they just moved here because they originally stayed here a couple about four years ago

1962
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,960
Perhaps five years ago and the kids are older now, of course

1963
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:56,800
And uh, but one of the things I I admired and I followed on facebook was that they would always go to these beautiful places and post pictures

1964
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,560
Yeah, and um, it kind of it kind of

1965
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:04,880
It was kind of humbling and I felt kind of like

1966
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:13,120
I'm not i'm not seeing it because you know how you're blinded by things around you and you don't see it

1967
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,120
Well, here she is

1968
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:19,120
Posting these beautiful pictures. Yeah out at lake grapevine

1969
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:24,880
Oh, right, you know of a beautiful meaning there's beautiful things all around us

1970
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,520
And we think we need to go to europe to see it exactly

1971
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:32,240
So they're they're posting all this stuff all the time and i'm like that is so beautiful. I wish I could go there

1972
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,120
That is so beautiful. I wish I could go there. That is awesome

1973
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:38,000
I mean, I really wish I could go and here they are

1974
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,360
They come all the way to texas and she's posting beautiful pictures again

1975
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:45,280
And i'm like that's 10 minutes away. Oh, right

1976
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,280
Right, right. No, that's a great point

1977
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:53,760
And it's the bottom line is we don't make time for that and we don't plan and we're not intentional about that kind of stuff

1978
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:59,280
Yeah, and it's it really was it was you know, it just it kind of it humbles you a little bit

1979
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,280
It does it really does you need to

1980
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,840
Slow down just open your breath

1981
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,600
And and see what's coming on and that's where you know dudes

1982
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:11,760
Like us need to step up and we need to take more opportunities to

1983
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:19,600
Invest in in in nurturing what is around us. I agree we talk about taking these trips. You know what we don't need to take

1984
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,520
Trips really crazy trips. Yeah, we can travel

1985
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:29,760
An hour away and see some beautiful things. Yeah, I agree. We can take our bottle of bourbons with us

1986
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,960
Sit and tailgate for a couple hours

1987
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:37,680
Take a couple hours nap and come back

1988
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,480
Fuck it. I mean we can go we can go to a campsite

1989
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:46,480
We're getting up to get a fantastic time of the year where you know

1990
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,960
We can go get a little camper or we can go get some tents and we can go tent

1991
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:56,720
Fuck it, man when it comes november and early december. I mean there's there's a

1992
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,520
Especially here in texas. We have four

1993
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:05,440
Months where it's it's applicable where we can go out there and it's conducive for us to to

1994
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:12,480
Spend the night without dying of heat stroke. Sure. You know, that's what that's what that's what keeps me from camping in this area

1995
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,480
Because it gets i've done it

1996
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:18,560
And it sucks. Yes, she's not camping the winter the summer. It's ridiculous

1997
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:23,600
But there's there are so many beautiful places and i'm telling you I

1998
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,920
I love the summer. I love the summer. I love the summer

1999
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:31,840
I love like coli you talk about colorado. Yeah, I

2000
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:40,080
Love it. I I absolutely love it. I yearned for it. I mean not just colorado but stuff like that and it's just uh,

2001
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,200
You know it kind of it almost made me mad at myself

2002
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:48,000
Thinking you know, i'm just not spending enough time. I I need to make time

2003
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:54,880
And it's frustrating and it's because the rat race it's because of all the shit that goes around us and I totally agree

2004
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:59,680
I mean I I was very spoiled growing up and I got to travel a lot as a kid

2005
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:03,360
Because I grew up in three different countries and we always went on different vacations and stuff

2006
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:05,760
But my wife hasn't seen anything

2007
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,120
Right, and I feel like a total shithead for not

2008
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,800
Showing her the world kind of like I saw it when I was a kid

2009
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:20,240
And but you're you're you're dead on shawn. That's what I mean. We we just get sucked up in this and that and we

2010
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:27,760
I mean, but but then again how many people can well now now we have excuses because we can't travel because we have to have a vaccine passport

2011
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:33,760
But that's and all the bullshit that's going on. That's my whole point is that you can travel in texas. You could travel in oklahoma

2012
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:38,800
There's so many beautiful things next door. There's beautiful things here

2013
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:40,320
We just you know

2014
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:45,520
We need to go and do it and find it and you know what you you make a great point because lakeway roberts

2015
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,800
There's state just fucking state parks. Yeah, they're everywhere

2016
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:55,760
Yes, so check this at my last beautiful at my last job. I worked with a lot of uh h1b visa

2017
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:02,080
Indian people and I'd be friends we became friends and and I would always ask him, you know, hey, how was your weekend?

2018
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:07,840
What'd you do? Oh, we went here. We went there. We went there. We went I mean they were

2019
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,840
driving

2020
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,840
Every weekend was

2021
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,280
a trip

2022
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:17,360
Every weekend was a trip to austin to uh, you know

2023
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,920
Lubbock to the outside of amarillo. They're apparently some like little mini

2024
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,720
many canyons

2025
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,760
There's per uh palo out. Yeah

2026
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,560
Yeah, something like that

2027
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,560
Something yeah palo dura canyons

2028
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:36,640
You're right and and they they went there and then they went to some you know, all these different places

2029
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:42,960
I'm like, um, i've never been to any of those places but a palo duro. There it is palo dura canyons

2030
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,080
Look at that. Look at that. Yeah, that's beautiful

2031
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:54,480
That's freaking in texas steven's steven and clayton went there. That's right outside of amarillo. Yeah

2032
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:59,440
Well, it's beautiful on the way granted. That's four and a half five hours away on the way to lubbock

2033
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:04,640
Right. It's not to that degree, but you see some of this. Oh, yeah

2034
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,120
I mean look at that. It's crazy, right?

2035
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,720
Yeah, i'd go. Anyway, my my point is

2036
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:18,400
If you can rent these little cabins, you see that stone. Yep thing right there the house you can rent those

2037
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,680
So I don't even care about rent, you know

2038
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:25,280
I'm telling you that's what you sleep. I'm at a point now where

2039
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:32,180
I'm at a point now where man i'm thinking we just we get a campsite that's got one of these community washrooms

2040
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,760
and

2041
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:38,160
Just we just bring a tent. I mean we don't have a big tent. I'll bring a single person tent

2042
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,360
Single person tent does it get three single person tents?

2043
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,360
Boom

2044
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:47,360
Boom, I know growing up. Uh, that's one thing that my family lives

2045
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,400
Do not well my wife will not go

2046
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,600
Like that and answers that my won't either

2047
01:10:54,320 --> 01:11:00,000
So there you go. Yeah, so I know growing up julie said that she there her family never took vacations

2048
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,720
Right and my family did

2049
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,240
um

2050
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:08,560
But they were all camping right they were not extravagant or anything like that

2051
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:14,640
But they're really good memories and we'd go down to I lived in cincinnati. So we went to disneyworld a few times

2052
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,640
But we'd camp down there

2053
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,280
During august and it was miserable

2054
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,400
Oh, yeah, but as a kid I didn't care right?

2055
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:27,040
But I don't know how my parents handled it because i'm miserable down there at this point in my age

2056
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:33,200
And we'd go to mammoth cave which was in kentucky a lot of caving a lot of speed lunging speed lunging

2057
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:39,760
Um, we went up to so we did stuff. What is speedy lunging speed lunging speed lunging is cave exploring. Oh, yeah

2058
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,760
I like to be looking

2059
01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:49,600
I like it. Tell you i've got i've got a experience when I was in uh, I may have mentioned this before I was in

2060
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:52,160
in el taco and

2061
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:59,360
um the place I worked at texas nightclub my bar manager used to have a cj7 jeep and my roommate and I

2062
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,920
we went out into

2063
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,560
the deserts of el paso and there was this

2064
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:11,280
Into some mine shaft and oh wow people die. It was always exactly

2065
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:18,480
It was not safe in uh, but he had gone there before and so he had mapped not mapped out

2066
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:22,960
But he knew kind of a generally where we go and we went further when we should have gone

2067
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:26,560
But uh, it doesn't matter. So we we had brought lights

2068
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:32,880
We brought snacks and the idea was to go down there. We went down so far into this place

2069
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:38,400
That you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I thought you said you brought lights

2070
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,960
No, when you turn you turn the lights off

2071
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,520
I'm telling you you couldn't see

2072
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:50,800
Yeah, it was it was beyond black. That's intense and we're we're we're walking through these these these caverns man-made caverns

2073
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,360
okay, and you know, because this is old mine shaft and

2074
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,760
um there

2075
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,760
Was the whole ceiling was moving?

2076
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:05,120
Why this mind you the ceiling was like, you know two feet above my head so I could touch it if I wanted to

2077
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:09,120
Yeah, the ceiling was moving and it turns out it was

2078
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,840
bats

2079
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,920
That were huddled together

2080
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:19,520
And there were an abundance of them that could kill you too. The guano. Well, that's this i'm coming up to that

2081
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:23,680
So we we go into this this large room. It was a big room

2082
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:28,480
I mean, it was I don't know how I want to say 100 foot in diameter ish and it was

2083
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:33,040
tall it's a horrible idea it there was a mountain of

2084
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:40,720
poop in the middle of the floor and that's how these cave people dies a lot of times is because the the

2085
01:13:41,820 --> 01:13:49,200
Asphyxiation of the it's ammonia ammonia. It's the ammonia releases in there, but we weren't affected thankfully and uh,

2086
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:51,120
but still i'm

2087
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,680
you know, we we had gone through there and uh,

2088
01:13:54,320 --> 01:14:00,080
You know, we were down there and you'd see like old newspapers because they'd bring newspapers down there to wipe their ass and

2089
01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,320
It had shit on it

2090
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:04,240
You know, they were from the 60s

2091
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:09,040
Um, so if there was shit on them plus they were folded and it wasn't like they were you know, you know

2092
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,920
Did you pull it out of paul's uh trash can? No

2093
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:16,240
Why would it be in my trash can I don't wipe my ass with

2094
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,960
with uh poodle doodles in there newspaper

2095
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,080
uh

2096
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:24,880
No, so but it was kind of cool because uh, you know that was an unsolicited shot

2097
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,800
Oh, here we go

2098
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:31,440
So what people would do is uh, they would take their lighter and you know, believe it or not

2099
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:39,040
When you'd flip the lighter, uh, it puts off. Uh, there's carbon that's released and then that sounds rhetorical

2100
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:45,760
You're like, of course there's rhetorical, but you don't realize how much how much carbon is released and when I say carbon i'm talking about

2101
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,120
soot

2102
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:53,760
So you would take a lighter and you put put on low and you hold it up to the the ceiling of rock

2103
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,280
And you could literally write your name in soot

2104
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:04,320
Using the lighter. Yeah, and there are no airflow like there's it like stagnant

2105
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:09,920
Right, and uh, i'm telling you it was there was that sounds really dangerous

2106
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,800
It sounds dangerous, but at the same time it was

2107
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:18,020
It was exhilarating extremely tranquil. Did you give me shit about climbing in the sewer?

2108
01:15:19,780 --> 01:15:21,780
That why well, yeah I did

2109
01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:27,860
You climbed I didn't have bat guano that could kill me. Well, there's a sewer jeff. It was worse

2110
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:33,860
I mean, oh there were that you went under the there were holes there were uh cutouts in the floor and

2111
01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:40,980
There'd be these uh ladders that went down there. We never we we could have I wanted to oh you didn't go down the hole

2112
01:15:40,980 --> 01:15:46,820
With the ladder we voted is me. Uh, all that i'm in bad ass. In fact steve

2113
01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:48,740
steve the

2114
01:15:48,740 --> 01:15:51,460
Robertson. No, I won't say his last name. Yeah

2115
01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:53,700
He and I went down there

2116
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:56,260
And um, I mean we've got stories. This is true, man

2117
01:15:56,580 --> 01:16:00,020
So he you know, I wanted to go down there. I got outvoted. What's his name?

2118
01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:03,940
Is harvey harvey hall was his name. He was the harvey hall

2119
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:10,900
And he was the manager of the the texas chai the texas jive and not the texas job. It was uh,

2120
01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:12,980
the

2121
01:16:12,980 --> 01:16:14,980
texas texas nightclub

2122
01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:19,060
Yeah, that's exactly right. It was a texas nightclub. Wow

2123
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:22,100
Anywho the

2124
01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:28,340
The um the trip out there was was beautiful because this is just el paso

2125
01:16:28,340 --> 01:16:34,580
So that's like 12 hours away, but still it was you find him right there. You find it. Um, no

2126
01:16:37,220 --> 01:16:39,220
No, it's it's you could

2127
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:43,700
Yeah, it's steven the the foot down there. Did you mean steven and he was he's a lifelong friend

2128
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:46,900
So we went down there and i'll tell you what it was it was when I say it was trinke

2129
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:48,900
It was so tranquil because it was so quiet

2130
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:53,940
Yeah, all right. So back it up. So it was uh, the the the cave stuff was it was very exciting

2131
01:16:53,940 --> 01:16:59,860
I think so when you're talking about what would you call the the cave thing again speed lung speed lunging speed lung man

2132
01:16:59,860 --> 01:17:01,860
That was the definition of speed lunging, right?

2133
01:17:02,260 --> 01:17:06,820
Yeah, I mean, yeah pretty much in well, I mean speed lunging is supposed to be actually natural caves

2134
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:10,100
I don't think it's a caverns that were natural though

2135
01:17:10,820 --> 01:17:13,940
Yeah, so that counts, you know, it was a mine shaft

2136
01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:19,620
It had the the railroad ties and the whole nine yards going in there. But once you got into a certain point

2137
01:17:19,940 --> 01:17:22,740
Uh, there were natural caverns that you went through

2138
01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:29,700
That's like the large open room. I was telling you where there's a pool of guano that that's real, right and

2139
01:17:30,740 --> 01:17:37,060
It's extremely exciting and i'll tell you what I never my friend steven was fucked and freaked out when when um

2140
01:17:37,780 --> 01:17:43,300
The uh, the bats were above us and I kept petting them because they didn't move but you could pet them

2141
01:17:43,380 --> 01:17:48,100
They were so furry, you know, that sounds like a horrible idea and they have lots of disease

2142
01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:55,060
That sounds like the movie aliens. That's how you get covid. Uh, I was I was looking at my fingers

2143
01:17:56,740 --> 01:18:03,300
Yeah, those are those are that's why my immune system is so fucked up and rabies my immune system's like jacked up on mountain dew

2144
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,500
Were they vampire bats?

2145
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:11,700
God what a horrible idea, but you know what back whatever so why did you get freaked out? You were petting the well

2146
01:18:12,260 --> 01:18:16,100
Well, because he was afraid of the bats. They could have been they could have been yeah, because he's smart

2147
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:18,980
They could have been vampire bats and they could have sucked all the bloods out

2148
01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:22,820
You could have been all desiccated and laying down in there desiccated. Yes

2149
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:25,220
Wow

2150
01:18:25,220 --> 01:18:28,500
That's pretty extreme. Yeah, that's a isn't that the sat word?

2151
01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:35,700
Yeah, so we had a word we had a with paniculum. It was a large large life

2152
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:43,380
Paniculum it's a great ship though. I recommend it. Um, I wish illegally going to the mines

2153
01:18:43,380 --> 01:18:48,260
We're not going into a mine shaft. Hey, man, you know what? Do they do they have like the mine car you can

2154
01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:50,900
Oh, that'd be fun. Oh my god

2155
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:55,860
I would like goodies. I totally would have gone on that. No, it was a goonies or was it the temple of doom

2156
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:59,140
It's both. No, yeah, definitely temple of doom. Yeah temple of doom

2157
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:04,820
That was realistic. Yeah, I could just see it now. How did he die? Oh, he went into a mine shaft

2158
01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:06,500
never came

2159
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:10,500
Exfixiated yeah, yeah, he leaves behind I tell you what though

2160
01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:15,540
Boys, and I would like to I wouldn't mind in fact steven. He probably he lives here in town. Probably

2161
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:20,580
I saw that I said I need to uh, I need to invite him out here and he needs to elaborate on uh,

2162
01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:22,740
on that trip because

2163
01:19:22,740 --> 01:19:27,060
Uh, i'm sure how'd you guys meet in el paso and you both ended up here in text?

2164
01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:30,980
Well, I moved I moved up here to frisco with him and his family

2165
01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,860
Really? Yeah, because uh, I happened to

2166
01:19:33,860 --> 01:19:40,900
Uh, I worked, uh, I worked at uh, I was going to utep. I worked at the olive garden and

2167
01:19:41,780 --> 01:19:43,780
Steve worked at the olive garden

2168
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:50,100
And we met hung out and you know, we're both white and everyone else is hispanic not like that's a big deal

2169
01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:53,380
Not saying anything, but it's just like, you know, grab a feather your own type

2170
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:57,780
I didn't feather flock together so to speak so we uh, you know, we do end up hanging out

2171
01:19:57,780 --> 01:20:04,180
I went over to his house met his mom mom was pretty cool and was she hot? No, so she was like, uh, hey look

2172
01:20:04,180 --> 01:20:05,860
We're mrs. Robinson

2173
01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:10,820
She uh, you see her naked. It's kind of a trip sure his mom was kind of like, uh, what's it called? Uh,

2174
01:20:12,340 --> 01:20:19,620
Uh self-employed so she was an entrepreneur is what i'm trying to say is uh, she had a

2175
01:20:20,980 --> 01:20:25,160
Business that she would run it was making magazines

2176
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:28,520
And oh my god, it was uh some sort of uh

2177
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,160
illustration lingerie

2178
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:36,040
So we would sell there were magazines that they would distribute to hotels is the long story short

2179
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,360
So you you go to a hotel?

2180
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,320
This is what you do in dallas kind of a magazine

2181
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:44,840
Sort of yeah, and you would go to local vendors and say hey look

2182
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:49,720
We're gonna this this magazine's coming out every single month and we're gonna put a magazine in every single room in your hotel

2183
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:54,520
And just give me a list of your vendors and the vendors will pay for the publication

2184
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:59,640
Of course, so you you would go to the hotel you get a list of the vendors you get the vendors to pay

2185
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,880
Say hey, this is gonna be in all the hotel rooms

2186
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:08,120
So, uh, that's how I got it was some sort of um, I forget the it was a it was a production company

2187
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,000
It was a printing press. So whatever right?

2188
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:15,720
That's how I met that's what her his mom was doing at the time and she says hey

2189
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:20,280
I got to go up to dallas and we're gonna move there because we've got some business where she was buying

2190
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:27,080
This is all in el paso. This was in el paso, but steve and I were end up we would end up traveling through texas

2191
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:29,480
to these different hotels

2192
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:31,240
selling right

2193
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:35,400
And we'd stay at the hotels for free because they'd pay or something like that

2194
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:39,400
And uh, but what his mom was doing she was buying things in mexico

2195
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,920
And she was delivering up north in furniture stores

2196
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:48,680
It would be like the the vases, you know, the big vases the wrought iron furniture

2197
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:56,920
Yeah, and the big stuff and um, so she'd buy these big u-haul trucks and we'd travel ship back and forth and um

2198
01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:59,400
We ended up moving up here

2199
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,600
and uh

2200
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:05,320
And after a while I got up here and I one of my first jobs up here was working at the on the border

2201
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:10,520
And then once I when you say here, it's not first going texas exactly irving

2202
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:17,320
So I got to irving texas and my first job was that uh, uh was that the on the border and um, so we're in a whole

2203
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:19,320
We're in a what year was this?

2204
01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:28,520
Ninety-four eighty nine. No, that was before I got that I was eighty-eighteen. It was eighty eighty eighty eight eighty nine

2205
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:32,120
Yeah, I was still in college at that point. Yeah, so it was uh,

2206
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,000
Producers like damn that's a long time ago

2207
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:42,440
So I was in college I ended up having to move out of their place because uh, you know, I was I was young

2208
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:43,000
You know

2209
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,800
I was meeting girls on the border and I was kind of like bringing girls back and she was like

2210
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:52,200
We're small little apartment, you know, so uh, and we can hear you

2211
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:55,960
Yeah, so steven I ended up getting our own apartment body smacking. Yeah

2212
01:22:56,600 --> 01:23:01,880
What yes, go ahead. So uh, we ended up getting our apartment in um, whatever

2213
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:05,000
I can't do it. I just hurt myself

2214
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:11,240
What are you doing? I pinched my cheek to make that slapping noise and I and I hurt my cheek that moist smacking noise

2215
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:13,240
Yeah, oh I can't do it. I just got dizzy

2216
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,360
We're old

2217
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:21,080
Paul's hurt himself. Yeah, shan shakes his head he gets dizzy

2218
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:25,000
Yeah, whatever back in my younger days. I could make that noise

2219
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:28,840
Well, you think now the skin's looser it'd be easier to do you think so?

2220
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,160
Anyway, sorry wretched

2221
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,600
We're so old i'm so old

2222
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:42,520
You know, all right exciting very very very exciting. So you have to invite him over and yeah, we'd like to meet him

2223
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:47,160
Yeah, we'll see this is your lifelong friend. We've never even i've never even heard. I don't talk to him

2224
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:48,920
once

2225
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,880
Let's talk to him about three years ago and he's in frisco. Yeah

2226
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:57,400
Um, I don't know where he's at right now. He had a dog. He had a he had an office here

2227
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,200
a commentary office here where

2228
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:04,200
he um, but he he and his wife uh owned but um

2229
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:08,520
Um, she ended up cheating on him. So he divorced her and yeah, it's kind of sad

2230
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:12,280
Why haven't you been in touch with him though life is busy. Oh, okay

2231
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:17,960
Yeah, you know, he's got a he's single he's always been one of these guys where it's kind of like, you know

2232
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:20,440
i'm uh

2233
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:23,160
I don't you know, i'm just he's gonna grab life by the

2234
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,680
The tail and just shake it up and he's always been like that

2235
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:31,560
So he always has some hot latina chick and you know goes down to he's in fact

2236
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:37,880
He's I think he had some sort of real estate license in mexico of all places. He'd sell property in mexico or something like that

2237
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:41,880
You know, he's like fucking i'm gonna stay here in mexico. So I don't know what he's doing now

2238
01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:48,120
Well, there you have it. Yeah interesting. Uh, it was interesting but he's uh

2239
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:55,660
We had fun el paso in the uh, the the the the canyons is the speedlunking

2240
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:59,800
The speedlunking i'm telling you man, it was caves here in texas that we can go

2241
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:02,120
Yeah, i'm not interested in doing the

2242
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,040
tight

2243
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,040
narrow

2244
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:09,640
Well bullshit. Well, I mean depends on how narrow I mean you don't want to get stuck

2245
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:14,520
I don't like that guy that got stuck head head. Oh my god. That's tragic. That's tragic

2246
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,520
I don't even want to talk about that. What happened in that?

2247
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:19,320
No, we we went through a long story that ship and we sure did

2248
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:21,720
I do not want to go back because it's sad. It's sad

2249
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:28,440
Basically the dude got stuck upside down and he became inflated by his own body fluids and he got too big to pull out

2250
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:33,240
He he's and they couldn't get him out. They couldn't get him. He's still there. He is still there

2251
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:35,880
They sealed up the hole

2252
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:37,880
He is still there. He's entombed

2253
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:41,800
No, it's sad and he's a young guy with like young kids and a wife

2254
01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:44,520
Oh

2255
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,440
Yeah, you got stuck upside down

2256
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:51,880
Yeah, that's awful. Sorry. I didn't mean to yeah. Well, you know, so it was that's what I love

2257
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,600
If we go

2258
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:59,480
That I'm not interested in that either. I wouldn't mind going back. I really wouldn't mind if you want to go do some

2259
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:04,360
Some caves though. I I just don't want to go to something like uh, I wouldn't mind going to carlsbad caverns

2260
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:08,120
But I don't want to go to some big commercialized cave. Yes. I want to have an adventure

2261
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:13,320
Yeah, something low-key live life on the edge a little bit say that if you cross this line, you may die

2262
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:18,680
But we won't know because no one visits here, you know one of those kind of places perfect and then we end up upside down

2263
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:24,200
Yeah, yes. No, no, shelly. Yeah, he's upside down in the cavern. They sealed it. Jeff left. I'll never see it again

2264
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:26,760
Great, or you can see the soles of his boots

2265
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,520
Jesus

2266
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:33,720
Boy did we end on a sour dark note

2267
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,160
That was way to go shown

2268
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:39,640
Wow, we covered a lot

2269
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,320
Way to go paul

2270
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:43,320
Why no, I didn't mean to

2271
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,320
Cover something horrible

2272
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:47,320
Way to go jeff

2273
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:49,240
All right. Well, you know, thanks for

2274
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:55,480
Joining us what I missed dudes like us dot u.s. I have a name. Sean. I'm paul and i'm jeff

2275
01:26:55,880 --> 01:27:00,600
And it's the first week of football. We're fracking excited. We jammed down on some bourbons

2276
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:07,400
Uh some dope bourbon and some mulch. Ah, not charter old forester. Correct. Old worker. It was actually not that bad

2277
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:17,880
It was good. Thanks for hanging with us. Yeah dead people. Good night. Good night

2278
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:39,400
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