back.
Dudes like us.
Number one.
What?
First place.
I'm not talking about fantasy football you fool.
After one week.
Are you kidding me?
That's what you open with?
I'm number one.
Oh my God.
He opens with.
I'm leading the league.
Someone's feeling really confident after one week.
Yeah no shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
I thought I was going to win.
I had you for a short time and then you, your ass.
Two year players man.
I said my two top picks.
They came through man.
It's all luck.
It is completely solid all luck.
Except for mine.
Except for yours yeah.
Fantasy football officially started.
Very nice.
The Astral Pansies.
I'm not working a lot to say that right?
The name of our league.
I think so.
Through Yahoo.
Yeah great.
We just keep yeah just keep giving out more information.
Oh they're going to find out eventually.
I know.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah it's a lot of fun.
Yeah so the Batwings took first place over the other 12 teams.
Not just just just barely first place.
Well you know it was first place.
First place is first place.
He's like I won by 100 points and then it was like two points.
Wow.
I mean Paul you had 116 right?
I did.
That's impressive as a for first week.
Yeah.
But you know what sucks?
You actually don't want to win in the first week.
You know why?
No.
Because in the first two weeks is when the best pickups are.
Yeah well.
People you didn't know that had a starting role.
People you didn't know were freaking phenoms.
When can we start picking?
Is it tonight or was it midnight?
Well you're in the bottom half you should have done it midnight last night.
No.
Yes.
Wednesday.
No.
Today is Wednesday.
Oh yeah so midnight was Wednesday.
You should have made a pickup today already.
Yeah.
I'll look afterwards or during the show here.
Yeah that's that's that's priorities.
That's a good time to do it.
Priorities.
I would actually I'd walk away right now.
I just drop the drop the mic drop the headset.
There were some surprises this weekend.
The I will start with I mean I don't know that many of them but they're New Orleans
for one.
They're the Winston dude.
Five touchdowns.
I tell you what.
Yeah but did you see his line?
Did you see his line?
No.
Ten for fourteen.
Five touchdown passes.
So they were either all long or really short ones.
Really short.
Yeah.
He was ten for fourteen with five touchdowns.
What was his yardage?
Ten for fourteen throws.
Yes.
He made fourteen attempts made ten of them and of those ten completions five were touchdowns.
So they had a hell of a running game.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Is that Alvin Camaro?
Yeah.
God his bourbon is just.
It's sitting in my gut.
It's vicious huh.
All right well let's just let's get it out there.
What is it?
It is called.
Hickory Hill.
Hickory Hill single barrel cask strength.
This is off of the Total Wine website.
So it says it's from a Texas wine or I'm sorry bourbon.
It is a bourbon.
Aged for at least sixteen months.
So you're close when you said aged for two months.
I was kidding around.
Sixteen months is nothing.
Yes.
That's probably why it's so bad.
Juwan Johnson that's the name of the tight end.
That makes.
He had two of the five touchdowns.
Yeah.
Sorry.
No that's fine.
It's distilled with the finest ingredients to create a smooth full bourbon character
rich in complex with flavors of dough caramel and toast followed by a hint of vanilla.
Enjoyed.
It doesn't say dough.
Where do you see dough.
You added dough.
So for those folks don't that don't know or haven't listened to our podcast.
Actually for some of the folks that have listened to the podcast a lot.
We like almost all the bourbons even the right ones.
But there's there's this one particular taste that we don't enjoy.
And we call it it's got it's it's essentially a doughy taste.
It's really the only thing I can think of.
It's a very doughy.
I don't know.
It's tobacco.
It's just.
Well there was one bourbon that you guys were complaining tasting of grass or something
like that was a completely and I thought that was a good that was a wheat whiskey.
You didn't try that wasn't dough.
You did not.
Correct.
OK.
You don't try that when I think you were like here kind of surgery.
That was a tier one.
Oh I'm sorry.
No no no.
He's one supposed to know about that.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
It was Oregon Spirit and it was a weeded burb weeded whiskey.
And you know because the the buzz when we started doing this was that the weeded whiskies
the higher the wheat content for me and for us I think the either was kind of to get into
the bourbon.
It just had a lighter taste.
It wasn't a stringent.
Yeah.
Well I think there's a tipping point though when you put too much wheat in there or 100
yeah.
Yeah.
Well it did.
But we if you guys are saying the Oregon Spirit I wasn't referencing that one.
I was referencing one one of the very first weeks that you guys were like wow this is
very grassy or something.
I don't know what exactly very like taste like bread.
You guys said it tastes like bread.
There's a giant ninety five.
Yeah the giant ninety five was like the doughiest I have ever.
Well then then then I did like that.
You said it tastes like a life cereal.
Yes.
And I really enjoyed it.
Oh tastes like chewing on a hunk of raw dough.
Wow.
I was right then.
This is an acquired taste for sure.
Dough thing.
Now now mind you this this this Hickory Hill cask strength you know it does taste doughy
but we got to learn I got to learn to have a pretty appreciation for it.
So it's a hundred and thirteen proof.
It's hot.
It's hot and it's not horrible.
It's not horrible.
It is for the doughy ones.
It's at the top of the dough bourbons.
But I still like I think we need to go back and revisit the Oregon spirit weeded now that
we're talking about it kind of experienced it more.
Maybe we would enjoy.
I'm going to make a recommendation.
All right.
Go.
I'm going to recommend we continue to do our Friday pickups as far as the bourbons.
But I think we need to we need to collect the bourbon without opening them.
And we need to do exactly what you said and revisit systematically all the bourbons that
we have and we do another round and take notes on each one.
Now that I mean we're not experts.
We're not you know bourbon small years or whatever we call it.
But whiskey smell.
But we're at a point now where we can definitely start tasting some differences in some of
this stuff where we can we can pound down a 90 proof bourbon and be like yeah what about
it.
We could taste.
So let's do the math here.
So we go through two we sample two bourbons every once a week.
We can go through we can go through a year.
We can go a full year sampling what we have.
So we have we have not by another one.
No but we still need to I know I know I know.
I'm just saying I'm just giving you perspective on how many bourbons we have.
Well I mean it's either that perspective or that maybe we're losers or that maybe our
wives don't need to listen to this and know how much we are actually purchasing in bourbon.
No question all that is true.
Yes.
But I'm just saying that's how many we have that we could go through.
So we probably have we probably have 80 at this point.
So maybe not a full year.
But I've lost count again.
I went I counted this with two or three months ago made that spreadsheet and we've purchased
at least 15 or 20 more since then.
Yeah.
Anyway I think that's a good idea because you know the problem is we can get lost in
it.
I mean that's kind of what's happening.
We're trying them and there's like oh it's good it's kind of bad or because I would like
to line up the doughy ones we're talking about and I want to re-taste them.
Like I'd like to line up like the top four doughy ones for example.
Right.
And maybe not do a whole shot maybe do a sampling of it.
Yeah.
Which is really what we're supposed to be doing.
We're not supposed to be fucking getting loaded.
Well this is well this is about what you're supposed to have when you're when you're sipping
on a bourbon.
Yeah.
When you're sipping on a bourbon tasting then yes.
We're supposed to be tasting not getting hammered.
We whatever.
So you know we also talked about doing like a tournament right.
A tournament.
Right.
Where we had all the bourbons all lined up and then like all 80.
Yeah.
And we work our way up to what we consider number one.
I'm picturing all these bourbons going on a runway in one night.
Yeah.
One night.
No not really one night.
June 2015.
And I like snorkeling.
He's an Aries.
No I wasn't being weird about it like that.
Well I was just thinking you know if that's the way we can like stack them up against
each other.
Well I think we have to rate them one to ten or one to five or whatever and then we say
OK this is these are all our fives the highest ranked.
Yeah.
Let's put these up again.
There's there.
Let's say there's six.
Exactly.
That is exactly what I'm thinking.
I'm not going to put them up too much but we need to revisit that and set this up.
We need to make a mental note to do that.
All right.
Yeah I'm all for going back and trying some more.
So this this cask strength the Hickory Hill.
Where is it from.
It says Texas.
So it's Texas bourbon.
It is a Texas bourbon.
Small batch and it is hot.
It's rich caramel floral toast complex and.
I don't see dough in there.
Yeah but maybe the maybe the aka complex.
Maybe that's what that is.
Oh complex is going to call it something different.
You just don't want to put dough.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't.
It's it has that taste.
Paul thinks it's like life cereal.
Well not this year.
Oh not this one.
The previous doughy one.
You guys were like oh my God.
I think that was our first.
I was like oh it tastes like life cereal.
That was our first dough.
It was a little bit of a shock.
You had to chew on it.
I was like wow.
Mikey likes it.
So we need to go to some of these.
You know that you said that I don't I don't have the email anymore but you said the email
we go to Vegas fly down there and we try we sample a bourbon.
Oh yeah.
What was the deal with that.
It was a particular story.
No no no no.
It was a it was a bourbon event event with 30 different 130.
Oh no no no.
It was only 30.
Oh I think 35.
It was 130.
Really.
Yes.
130 distilleries were going to be there.
We could go there and be like you guys are dudes like us.
Are you kidding me.
We will sponsor you like 130 sponsors.
Oh dude we'll set up actually from a business perspective it would be really wise.
We'll do a portable.
And we should have cards.
We can hand out cards to these guys and be like we're dudes like us.
We sample bourbons every week.
Yeah.
Well I'm being serious actually.
That would damn it.
When is this event.
It's in October.
Fuck.
When.
Like which mid mid October I think.
That's not good.
October 9th probably.
It's October 13th.
I think it's the 13th.
It's in the middle of the week I think.
Oh yeah it's like a Tuesday Wednesday.
Tuesday Wednesday.
I think that's one of those.
Yeah I would do it.
Put in Las Vegas.
So our trip to Vegas we looked up prices would be under 100 bucks.
I mean they're all over the place but we can get under 100 bucks on a trip.
All right.
So there's the you can go.
I mean I think it's a good idea.
I think it's a good idea.
So that's the two days.
Or the two nights.
Basically two days two nights or the two days one night.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Did I say that right.
I I'm not sure.
Yeah.
So because I'm one night.
You have a dinner and you have a cost 300 bucks.
I would want to do more than one night but I guess.
Yeah.
I would do two nights maybe three nights because one night's dinner.
Only 45 people could sign up for the VIP.
The VIP.
Well there's there's two levels.
The top VIP is a three hundred dollar ticket.
All right.
Three hundred bucks.
It includes two nights.
The first night is the dinner and the second night is you get to join in on the festivities
about an hour earlier.
Correct.
And there's a little section.
Why don't we call them and tell them hey listen we're dudes like us.
Why don't you cop us.
Right.
Yeah that's not happening.
We're whales.
Oh is that what they call the big heavy hitters in Vegas.
The big spenders the big hitters are called whales.
Are they really.
Yes.
I've never heard that.
I want to be a blue whale.
It's by Total Wine.
That's the bigger one.
Total Wine.
Jeff's gonna be a sperm whale.
Oh I don't doubt it.
You'll be a porpoise.
Another thing.
That's that little Norwegian whale.
Well we don't have much time.
We got less we got less than a month to procure those tickets and to get all that stuff set
up.
I'm gonna try to find that email again.
I've got it.
All right.
I just got to dig into it.
Yeah we can promote the event.
All right.
So it that's that's our bourbon.
We are generally underwhelmed.
That's OK.
We'll just leave it there.
We're generally underwhelmed.
So let's let's jump back on a little bit of the football.
So you being number one.
Pardon.
About you being number one.
Well you know no.
I mean but we can you want to talk about that.
Not really.
All right.
So as far as the top five surprises.
The San Francisco running back Elijah Mitchell.
See that's I'm saying you could have picked him up.
I guarantee you somebody picked him up today.
Yeah they did.
The dreams did.
Oh good.
Linda Linda.
Yeah.
Good for her.
And that was a smart pick up.
So Elijah I don't know if Nick Chubb.
He did well.
Please.
Yeah you needed that.
There's also the Baltimore running back.
I don't know.
But he did well.
He did.
He did well.
So you may want to pick him up as your replacement.
Hold on.
Is Elijah Mitchell the temporary starter because most.
Well most there hasn't come back yet.
Most dirt or whatever.
He's going to be taken over right now.
So as of right now he's taken over.
OK.
But for how many weeks.
Well I don't know.
There is he Raheem most dirt.
Well before this weekend.
Most start before this weekend.
The stats detail that only point seven less than one percent of all teams that play fantasy
football.
Do you have him.
Yeah.
Point seven.
So he's available.
Had him on their roster.
Yeah.
I got you.
He only had 100 yards.
Yeah.
He had two touchdowns.
Yeah.
He was a.
Well he is a monster though.
I don't know.
He had to earn those hundred yards is what I'm getting at.
OK.
So Zach Pascal is the next one.
Zach Pascal and I've heard of him.
He's a wide receiver for the Colts.
Zach Pascal pull him up.
Where are we at here.
Well he was an emerging guy last year.
So he's right.
He wasn't very high on the draft board.
Less than two point four percent of the of the folks drafted him.
So he was readily available.
OK.
Zach Pascal.
Yeah.
So he is wide receiver for the Colts.
The Colts.
And then the third one down the list.
Well because the New Orleans.
So you got two from New Orleans.
You got Juwan Johnson which is the tight end.
So two touchdowns.
OK.
And Jamie's Winston.
Well that's a quarterback.
Yeah.
He's the quarterback that came out of nowhere.
He reminds me of Cordell Stewart.
You know.
Cordell Stewart.
Remember him.
Or is it Bobby Brister.
No.
I'm a little embarrassed to ask this question.
Did Drew Brees retire or is he.
Yes he retired.
He's done.
He's done done.
He's now.
Done done.
So I thought for sure that Hill.
Oh he didn't want to take the jab.
Tastem.
Hill did not want the quarterback.
The starting quarterback.
No.
The backup for.
I said jab.
Jab.
The vaccine.
He was like if I can't.
I'm not taking the vaccine.
So I'll go quick.
OK.
Sorry.
I missed that.
Anyway.
Yeah.
So I.
OK.
So obviously Winston beat out Hill.
He was.
Do you remember last year Drew Brees and every once in a while the white quarterback would
take over and he would.
Oh he's a beast.
He's supposedly the strongest guy.
Yeah.
He's a super beast.
He would like line when he wasn't playing quarterback he would be in in the lineup as
like a tight end or something.
And then when Drew Brees took a breather for some reason he would play quarterback.
Yeah.
And then like everybody was excited about him.
He was like the you know like the fun option you know.
And then it sounds like Winston beat him out.
And James.
James Winston.
He's got an interesting first name.
That's it's J.A.M.
James is.
M.E.I.S.
Right.
James is.
Jamie.
Winston.
Yeah.
Well you know good for him.
Yeah.
Because he struggled at Tampa Bay.
And he did he had a bad Johnson the the tight end.
The fifth one is Kenneth Gainwell.
Kenneth Gainwell.
Never heard of him.
He he was three point five percent of the picked up.
Yeah.
Kenneth on rockers.
Well yes.
Who is this guy.
He is a Eagles.
And you're surprised that the Eagles won.
He's a running back as well for the Eagles.
For some reason it's not really 37 yards.
Was that this past one.
No that was from nineteen ninety nine.
No he's born in the world.
What what what is this.
Hold on.
I'm going to have to pull this up now.
Yeah.
So this one doesn't seem like really.
No no no.
He he's a he's solid.
Please five nine two hundred pounds.
Oh there he is.
He had three hundred and thirty seven yards and four touchdowns on on Sunday.
What is that accurate.
I'm kidding.
Oh what the hell.
Oh my god.
Three hundred and thirty four yards early guys.
Well you said it.
Jackass.
You guys.
He has thirty seven total yards.
He sucks.
He has one TD.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Why don't you pick him up.
Hold on.
Who's telling you these are the top people.
Yeah.
And you're in first place.
Do you know anything about fantasy football.
Dude.
You got my name recognition.
So he had nine.
He had nine.
I like their color points.
The team has great colors.
I'm going to pick that guy.
OK.
Well we've lost interest but thank you for sharing your one touching one rushing touchdown
37 yards.
He had nine carries for thirty seven yards with a four point one average which is not
that great.
So why would you pick him up.
I don't know.
I'm hoping that he is was so spectacular that he's going to take the starting spot.
That's the problem.
And then anybody who's a seasoned fantasy football player knows this is the curse.
Teams are now going with with a trio right.
They're either going with two backs or three backs because they don't want to wear out
a single back.
Well look at what Dallas is doing.
And it destroys you in fantasy football.
I think you need to relook at how you draft and say is the running back where you need
to go.
It's team by team though.
It used to be.
You know in fact you know what it was always like the running back.
I'll tell you what I want to say.
I was one of the ones that started the trend with my very first pick being a defensive
back.
No quarterback kicker.
I mean my first pick I think was like a number 12 or something like that.
I was like Aaron Aaron Williams.
Rodgers Rodgers Aaron Rodgers.
Yeah.
You know why not pick a quarterback.
They make you the most points.
They do.
Yeah.
What's the argument against.
I mean my homes.
I mean if my homes is putting up 30 points a game.
Yeah but everyone's like what quarterback first.
What running back do you know is going to put up 30 points a game.
That's what I mean.
Why not pick the one you know is going to get you the most points.
I'm with you.
But it's kind of frowned upon.
I guess I guess the idea is you know.
Everyone mocked me too.
I can never forget the look on Barry's face when I picked him.
He's like oh.
So he looked like a ghoul.
He sounded like a ghoul.
Sounded like Santa Claus.
He said Halloween.
I just want to reach across the table and slap his.
Yeah but he's the all time everything.
Yeah he is.
So you can't really dog still want to slap him.
I know it's kind of fun to think about.
Anyway I enjoyed I thought you guys did you watch any games.
Yeah I watched the Bengals.
Yeah Mr. Burrow.
Mr. Burrow he looked really good.
Did he.
Yeah.
Yeah I watched the Titans.
The Titans look fantastic.
The Titans.
Yeah they.
How did you watch the Titans.
I watched the Titans.
He's a great player.
How did you watch the Titans.
I watched the Titans.
I watched the Titans 13.
How'd Julio Jones do.
He really made me mad.
You want to know why.
Two points right.
Well yeah.
Yeah two points but he.
That's not why I was mad.
So we we desperately we were down 10 to nothing and we desperately started.
We needed to start moving like it's time to kick it into gear and we had it was a third
down.
And.
And we had a brilliant play across the middle and Julio Jones gets a personal foul because
negates the first down, puts us back 10 yards or 15 yards.
We get nothing on the next play and we punt.
And from that point on,
there was really no recovery to the game.
And I'm not saying that moment blew the game,
but dude, you guys know this.
In football, momentum is everything.
It is.
You gotta maintain it.
Oh, these key-
Let's get to Cardinals, right?
Oh yeah, Cardinals look damn good, man.
Wow, they made our defense look silly.
And maybe our defense is silly,
but it has supposedly improved since last year.
So what about the Cowboys?
Who were we playing against?
You played Tampa Bay.
Tampa Bay, now Tampa Bay's supposed to be a good team,
right?
They won the Super Bowl.
I'm thinking we did pretty damn good.
Yeah, no, it was a great game.
But during the year-
It was 38, 31 to 29.
Did Tampa Bay peak at the right time?
Because they weren't like a 15-1 team, were they?
Oh no, I mean, remember his first game,
he threw four picks.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I mean, is it just a matter of they peaked at the right time?
That's what happens sometimes, right?
You get to the playoffs, you're a nine and seven,
you get to the playoffs, you just peak at the right time.
And you win.
Well, shit just starts to gel.
No, well, and if Tom Brady gelled.
That's what I mean.
First year with the team,
and he started gelling in week 10 or something,
and they just freaking steamrolled from that point forward.
Yes, yep, yep.
So to me, that's all Tom Brady, the goat.
Yeah, but I was impressed with Dak.
In that game, yeah.
In that game, he did better than I thought.
We'll see if they can maintain-
I was extremely disappointed with Zeke.
Yeah.
I didn't watch the game.
He's not-
It was a Thursday night and I had other obligations.
Yeah, Zeke, what kind of obligations do you have?
Church, every Thursday night.
Called reengage.
It's a marriage enhancement program.
He's talked about this like weekly.
Yeah.
I'll tell you one thing I don't like about Zeke,
oh, it's the freaking pom poms he has on his head.
He's totally not interested, moving on anyway.
He's very Ewok-ish.
Yeah, he looks like an Ewok.
He's kind of weird.
Very low center of gravity.
But you know, I think that was a bad move.
Well, what were his stats on?
Oh, there we go.
33 yards.
11 carries, 33 yards, not good.
An average of three yards of carry.
I think there was a mistake
signing him to that ginormous contract.
Yeah, which means now he's got nothing to prove.
Well, that, but the-
They always have their best numbers in a contract here.
But the lifespan of a running back is short.
It is, five years.
Well, I mean, if he's gonna continue to play like,
first of all, I think his game's gonna open up.
All right, so we played against a really tough first game,
Tampa Bay.
Oh yeah.
Except Super Bowl.
Who's our next one?
Well, I think that's why they didn't run this much
because their defense was so-
Well, they could.
So strong. They could run it.
They stopped everything.
I don't think they really tried.
When they did try, they didn't get anywhere.
But the tech side, oh, that's preseason.
Preseason.
Yeah.
The charge, chargers.
Well, I'm not necessarily-
Chargers aren't bad.
Commentating the whole football scene.
But I'm a Cowboys fan, so yeah,
I'm gonna enjoy watching the Cowboys play.
I'm not gonna get into, even Monday Night Football,
I didn't even realize Monday Night Football was on,
until the overtime.
And I got a notification on the fantasy football.
Something about, I just happened to hear my phone go off.
I said, what is that?
And it was overtime, so I turned it over
onto the Monday Night Football game.
In fact, I don't even remember who was playing.
The Ravens.
Oh, and Raiders.
Yeah.
You see that, you like that new stadium they got?
Oh, in Vegas?
They play at home?
Yeah.
I've seen it from a distance.
Looks like a football field.
Oh, so it was worth a trillion dollars
that they spent on it?
No kidding.
It's pretty typical.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't, I don't know if they,
part I watched, I didn't see too much of the stadium.
I saw the outside, where it just looks like a dome, right?
Yeah.
The one that's really interesting is the Rams Stadium,
the LA Stadium, that's a very unique looking stadium.
But I don't know, there must be,
because that thing cost several billion dollars
out there in Vegas, didn't it?
Why? Yeah.
So, just imagine, so Jerry Wold cost a billion.
No, they're twice to three times that much now.
Like the LA one was like two or three billion,
but Vegas was even more than that.
So to put that into perspective, the new,
the spending bill that the Democrats are trying
to push through, the 3.5 trillion,
you can build 1800, two billion dollar stadiums.
They should.
All for all the Pee Wee teams and everything?
You can build 1800, two billion dollar stadiums
for that money. You just jumped right into that.
I don't even want to talk about politics, I'm so-
Sorry, no, I didn't mean to.
All right, you did, you pulled the fucking thing off, so.
No, no, no, no, we don't have to.
Pulled the band-aid off.
I think, but I do think it's ridiculous.
Everything is more and more and more and more and more.
Why does a stadium have to be two billion dollars?
It's ridiculous.
It's technology.
It's not just that, it's, technology's part of it,
because they have to outdo one another.
They have to run Cat 5 everywhere?
Well, it's- Coax.
You know, it's, the stadium's the way they're made now.
There are forums for, you got a lot of eating venues.
There's, the way they sit is very complex.
And like the Cowboys, you know, Jerry Jones,
I don't want to say he's a genius, but he-
He knows how to make money.
He made the city of Arlington pay for that.
Right.
I know, and how do they come up with that money?
Tax.
I know, I'm saying, how are they able to-
I mean, it's just a penny.
How are they okay with that?
It's just a penny tax on everything.
Forever.
Yeah, for the next 30 years.
Right, yeah, whatever.
And so in return, he, you know, provides football games
there and stuff and free things.
Well, the city does get money back
because you have all the hotels and all the taxes,
all the revenue.
Oh, they're going to make tons of money.
So, so that's how they weigh it.
They're like, well, we're going to make our money back.
Right.
Just by the business.
Visitors come in, right, you know.
And they spend money.
They spend money.
In Arlington.
I hear you.
So I'm wondering if they're doing that with,
with all these, these multi-billion dollar stadiums.
Are they making the city pay for it?
I don't think the LA one was like that
because LA didn't have any team, if you remember.
And I think that was a private firm who built the stadium
in the hopes that the teams will move there.
And of course, two teams move there.
And in Vegas, a casino could,
they raise a billion dollars in a year.
Yeah, easy.
Hey, producer.
You've got a, your mouse over a picture of Jerry Jones.
Go down, select that.
Is he groping that woman?
Of course he is.
Oh yeah, look at that.
He sure is, isn't he?
Cowboys, Jerry Jones says racing photos of him
are a misrepresentation.
I mean, the fact that he's got his left hand
on her left breast and she's licking the air,
she's got her tongue out.
How is that misrepresentation?
No, it is guys.
You guys are not understanding.
Help me understand.
He's got his left hand on her left breast
and she's licking the air like she's enjoying it.
That's a misrepresentation.
Yeah, it's like there's some sort of
phantom lollipop. Of what?
I don't know, whatever you think it is.
That he's fondly a nice young woman.
That picture's a little aged.
He's so full of shit.
He got caught busted, he totally busted.
Oh, it's misrepresented, I was helping her up.
Oh, yeah, but she had time to make the little
ooh with her tongue.
Well, no, but she had just been eating ice cream
and she was licking that off her lips.
And the look, look at that, the eyebrows,
her eyes closed, it's kind of like, oh my God.
She's sticking her butt in this crotch.
I'm gonna make so much money on this photo.
Okay, that's a total left turn
because you spotted an inappropriate picture.
Let's move on.
What was squirrel?
Squirrel, total squirrel event.
He wanted to say Jerry Jones nude.
Hold on, what is this?
Okay.
Look at that.
Stop the shaming of Jerry Jones.
He's, man, look.
What is happening?
There's a photo of a woman
With her face.
With her face smashed up against his junk.
No, no, no, she stumbled and he's steadying her.
He's helping her up.
He's holding her, he's holding her head.
Well, and he just managed to accidentally push
her face against his crotch.
Wow.
Look at that look on his face, that's right.
He's like, yeah, baby.
I'm worth a trillion dollars, go on.
Good to be king.
Oh God, okay, can we move on?
This is between him and his wife.
I don't need to be involved in it.
That is his wife, isn't it?
Oh, was she five?
Yeah, I don't believe so.
Wow, five, you couldn't go 18?
Couldn't say 18?
17.
God, anyway.
Anyway, yeah, I'm pleased that the, that Dak,
there's aspects of the Cowboys I don't care for,
but I like Dak.
I think he says.
What other aspects?
I don't watch them.
I don't like the 90s Cowboys,
and it's put a bad taste in my mouth.
What, the ones that won five to both?
Michael Irving, Emmett Smith, Troy Aikman.
I like Troy Aikman.
I think Troy Aikman's a class act.
I like Troy Aikman, but that whole scene.
Michael Irving's a jackass.
Where they were so entitled to everything,
and there's new stories out there, it doesn't matter.
You know what, he's mad, he's mad,
because the Bengals sucked during that time.
No, they sucked the entire time.
So, it doesn't make you mad anymore.
You know, so I have a little story about Michael Irving.
So I knew somebody that worked out in the same gym
as Michael Irving, and so they would be in the back room
after working out, you know, where they're all
kind of just hanging out, where the lockers are,
and there was like, I guess, I guess there's spas or whatever.
You know, I don't know.
You walked around with his junk hanging out?
He absolutely did.
He would be laying there so proud of his junk,
and he'd be laying there with his arms, you know,
up on the sides of the tub, and his junk just hanging out,
and boy, was he proud of that member.
And everybody that worked out there was just like,
oh my God, that's Michael Irving for you.
Totally.
You know, look, hey everybody, what's going on?
Check out my junk.
So who was it?
Troy, Emmett, Michael, it was Jade Novacek.
All right, and then I'm not sure
where Jade Novacek retired, and who took over Tidings.
He makes a fine bourbon now, doesn't he?
84?
That was Jason Witten took over for him, I believe.
Jason Witten took over Jade Novacek?
He played last year.
Did he play the game this year?
No, no.
Not for the Cowboys?
No, he's done.
He played last year.
Yeah, he did.
I think he's done now.
Okay.
Well, he made the mistake of going into announcing,
and I don't think that went real well, then he came back.
So he wasn't good at announcing?
I think he got a lot of criticism for it.
Just not being good at it?
Yeah, I guess.
I didn't really watch football.
Yeah.
Not like, what's his name?
Who's freaking awesome at it?
Tony Romo.
Tony Romo, man.
He's actually really, really good.
I enjoy listening to Tony.
Tony Romo is a very, he's a fun guy.
Yeah, he is.
In fact, he plays more basketball than he does football.
He's not that tall either, at all.
He showed up at a basketball game that I was at,
and I was like, golly, it's funny how you always
make these guys out to be something they're not.
I mean, that's anything, right?
That's like a movie star, that's like any sort of sports star.
He's six foot two.
Yeah, but I can promise you there's no way he's six foot two.
They always think he's six foot one?
No way he's six foot two.
I'd be surprised if he's barely six foot.
I'm telling you, I saw him, and I was like, OK, no way.
Anyway, but I mean, cool guy, right?
Well, what about the, did you guys
get an opportunity to see the Black Anthem,
Black People Anthem?
I don't watch games until kickoff.
So that's a no.
That's a no.
I missed it as well.
Mr. Producer, see if you can pull up the,
I don't even know what to call it, the Black People Anthem,
the Black Anthem, the Negro Anthem, what do they call that?
I don't know.
The American Anthem, you mean?
The second American Anthem?
No, they had the.
I know what you're saying.
Stop messing with me then.
I know.
Let's see if you can pull it up.
We're shocked.
It was Alicia Keys.
That was in 2020.
Oh, son of a bitch.
I see.
It's called Lift Every Voice and Sing.
I mean, do we want to sing it now?
I would like for you guys to see the video
of the compilation of folks singing that and how.
Oh, boy.
How inspirational it was.
How diverse.
These characters looked.
OK.
So there's like.
Transgender.
Black people, white people, Asian singing.
No, there were only black.
Oh.
There were only black people singing that song.
How diverse is that?
I was talking about how they looked.
I mean, they weren't wearing like all the same.
You know, some people in choirs, they have all the same choir
outfit on.
You know, the same uniform.
Everyone had their own thing going on.
Oh, OK.
And they had one dude with a huge Afro.
And it was just.
It was a.
It looked like.
It was diversity within a homogeneous.
Dude, it looked like the Bill Cosby, Fat Albert show.
Not to change subjects.
Two braids.
He's working on another TV show.
Who?
Bill Cosby?
Who's going to?
He's talking in talks.
With who?
I don't know.
What network?
Well, he was supposed to.
I saw a headline on.
Tour.
And then they.
Unbelievable.
They said that they were afraid that he
was going to say something that would condemn him.
He's a serial rapist.
Yeah.
Over 60 women.
And he wants to do a TV show.
Well.
But what is Joe?
Well, we played that.
Well, we played that cake.
They played that audio where he talks about that one.
It is in his stand up.
He talk about it.
I'm not David.
I'm Jesus Christ.
Belford, that's in Ohio.
And you know what's sad about that?
He was a damn funny man.
I enjoyed them.
I enjoyed listening to stand up and everything.
I mean, I really looked up to the guy, you know, young.
But he's a serial rapist.
You know, you don't know that till later.
I guess.
Unbelievable.
I still can't believe that he actually got out.
They let him free.
Technicality.
I don't even know what the technicality was.
No, it wasn't even a technicality.
It was like the judge was like, man, it's still Cosby.
Let's just let him loose.
There was a technicality.
And so he wasn't.
That seems to be one of the arguments.
They were like, well, they found him guilty.
But they let him off on a technicality.
So people are like, he's innocent.
No.
No, he's not innocent.
100% not.
He got off on a technicality.
So totally not innocent.
Well, he probably won't live much longer.
But somebody should off him.
I don't know.
Whatever.
I'm kidding.
I don't.
I don't really believe that.
He had a lot to contribute to family life.
You know, and he had good morals.
Look, if you didn't know.
If you did not know that he was a serial rapist.
Other than being a serial rapist.
Hey, man, look.
He had good morals.
He was.
He very moral.
He was the cliche father, the cliche grandpa.
On TV.
I'm just saying, in general, before you knew any of this
stuff was going on, everyone was kind of like, well,
I want to be like Bill.
That's right.
Yeah.
No, I get it.
I get it.
He wore the sweaters.
And he was.
And you know, the mom or the wife on the Cosby show
still stands by him.
100%, even though 60 women came forward.
Totally stands by him.
But the one woman who said it didn't happen,
that's the one that matters.
I don't know.
That just counts all the other 60.
What are you saying?
One of them said what?
Well, no, she's standing by him.
And you know, sometimes, depending
on who the actor is or the.
He did Bill Cosby and his wife Spanish fly somebody together.
I think they were in tandem.
I don't I never heard anything about the wife being involved.
I did.
I think she stood by him.
But I don't think she was ever implicated.
So I think she knew what was going on.
Maybe.
I think there was a few incidences
where she was participating.
I don't know about that.
Like a three way?
I think so.
No, she was the.
That's what they were in two ways.
Set up person, the groomer.
Come hang out with my husband and I,
and then drug the woman, and then walk out.
Then we could scissor.
Mr. Producer, you look at me like you want to say something.
What?
Well, you and your scissor.
Would you say scissor?
Yes, he did.
That's Paul's favorite position.
Just like strontium.
Strong Chi whatever.
All right, so let's talk about a very, very significant deal
that happened this last weekend.
The 20th anniversary.
Not 11, 9 11.
That's a big deal, guys.
You know, I didn't get.
It's a big deal.
So I hung out with you guys on that Saturday.
Was it that Saturday night?
Saturday, yeah.
And it didn't sound like you guys watched
any of the name reading and the.
I watched a little bit of it.
I can only take so much of it.
Not because I can't watch a lot of it.
So I watched a lot of it.
And my wife and I were reminiscing about that day
and that night and trying to remember what we could.
Like, what were the kids doing?
And what was that?
We were just trying to.
We were trying to piece together that day.
Or that week, really.
You need to let some of that stuff go.
You know, I mean.
But you never forget.
You can't forget.
Yeah, but again.
It's not about holding on to it.
It's about remembering.
Just like you remember Pearl Harbor, right?
It's the same type of thing.
It's about showing respect for the people that went
through that unbelievable horror.
And we watched the shit out of it.
And it was emotional for me.
The best way, if they want a true memorial,
it would be to include what happened at 9-11
or what led to it in our history.
So I think it's something they need to teach in class.
Like, Mr. Producer.
How do they not?
In high school, do they teach what happened in 9-11?
That was seriously the most significant American event
in the last 100 years.
World War II was there.
But I mean, since.
Well, you can't hear him.
Since Vietnam.
They don't teach that in high school.
It's insane.
They don't teach what happened on September 11.
That's impossible.
Why not?
It's not in the curriculum.
Why not?
So is that true?
That's my point.
Is that.
Yeah, pipe in here, Mr. Producer.
I mean.
You're a recent graduate.
Tell us what you know.
In high school, there's not much talk about it.
No, not at all.
In high school.
It should be.
In middle school, I remember.
I can't remember if it was 7th grade.
It should be every damn grade.
What are you talking about?
I mean, it's just as important as Pearl Harbor.
Absolutely.
And they don't teach it.
And that's.
It killed as many people as Pearl Harbor.
That's my point, is that they don't teach it.
It's not a staple in.
I don't understand why.
The curriculum.
That is absolutely.
That's why we need.
We need to weed out whatever cancer is eating away
at the direction they're trying to teach these kids.
It's bad.
It's really, really bad out there right now.
I know.
The whole woke thing and these teachers
that are teaching Antifa methods that are getting fired.
Yeah, the Antifa teacher.
Do you hear about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Out in California, outside of Sacramento.
Young kids.
Really young kids.
He had a poster of Mao on his wall.
But he was like teaching the young kids
how important it is to.
I think they're high schoolers.
I'm thinking something.
Because he would give them grades for going to a protest
and then writing reflections on it.
So he would encourage them to go to protest
and do their protesting and then write a few pages on it.
Oh, reflect their feelings.
I didn't hear anything about this.
And it's this guy right here.
He admits to teaching it.
Californian high school teacher who openly supported
the Antifa movement and incentivized his students
to participate in some of his activism
has been placed on administrative leave
and will be fired according to the district he works for.
Gabriel Geip advanced a placement government
and at what the hell, Inderkum High School in Sacramento,
past of the Natomas United School District.
Geip became thrust into the local and national spotlight
after Project Veritas, a conservative advocacy
journalism group, recently published a video
in which an undercover reporter spoke with a teacher
about his views and approach to teaching.
Here it is right here.
I have 180 days to turn them into revolutionaries, he said.
Wow.
That's great.
So look.
Look, it says up here.
He has an Antifa flag on the wall.
Yeah.
And a gay pride flag on the wall.
I wonder if he has an American flag on the wall.
I don't see one, Jeff.
I bet zero.
Sean, do you see one?
So you know, I'm just, it's just,
this is a microcosm of probably hundreds and hundreds
of circumstances that are out there that go,
you know, people don't even know.
I'm actually going to disagree with you.
I think it's only prevalent in California
and Oregon and Washington.
I don't know.
I think the rest of the country probably
doesn't deal with this shit.
I'm just thinking you don't know.
They're so freaking psycho woke out there.
And Antifa, Antifa something.
But they're everywhere.
Maybe you're right.
Look, anywhere you see a Democrat,
there's an opportunity.
That's not fair.
I don't think that's true.
Hold on.
Let me finish.
Any time you see a Democrat, there's also
an opportunity for an Antifa.
Because they're all out there.
I know when my boys were in grade school,
I was literally fifth grade.
I can't remember what the sonnet was.
The science teacher showed the inconvenient truth.
Ah, core.
And was talking about how man-made globing is bad
and for the fault of this and this and this.
And my boys would come home and ask me questions.
And I was just like, well, and I ask,
aren't they giving you a different point of view
and talking about science and this and that?
And they're like, no.
So I actually went to the teacher, the partner teacher.
Because in fifth grade, they split teachers.
Yes, they do.
So I went to the home teacher and I said,
and I made my comments.
And she agreed with me that there
should be a counterpoint.
If she's going to show that and discuss this,
push that point of view that she shouldn't
push her point of view, but also present
both sides of the argument.
Of course.
What was her response?
I didn't talk to the other teacher.
I just talked to the main teacher that my son had.
Oh, so you're saying that the other teacher was
the one responsible for showing the video?
Correct.
OK.
Correct.
So I had my, I think it was just the timing.
I had the parent teacher conference shortly after that.
So it was fresh in my mind.
And I went in there.
How long were you at the city jail after that?
Well, no.
Were you overnight or just, did they let you go right away?
Yeah, I still have an ankle brace.
The thing is, dudes like us.
Your ankle.
Dudes like us have kids.
Your ankle monitor.
Dudes like us have kids.
We're sending them to school.
We're trusting that the state is doing their job
and teaching them the stuff that should be.
I mean, being whatever, balanced,
I don't know what the word is.
I'm telling you, call me a conspiracy theorist.
But there is some sort of ugliness
being woven into the curriculum.
I believe it.
That is changing the dynamics.
Changing the urban ways.
So I've got three boys.
One just graduated college.
One is now in his second year of college.
But they went through, obviously,
went through high school, public high school.
They never really said.
And they've always been very conservative minded.
I mean, not because it wasn't like I crammed it down
their throats at the dinner table or anything like that.
But I can promise you, they would have come to me and gone,
dad, you're not going to believe what they're telling us.
I'm not saying that they're teaching Antifa stuff.
But what I'm saying is that they're not
teaching real American history.
They're not teaching the appropriate things.
I'm not saying that they're saying that praise the devil.
I'm just saying that they need to teach 9-11.
They need to teach real things in life.
Right now, it's not.
They're glossing over all kinds of stuff.
They're cherry picking.
And I hate to.
They're rewriting history is what they're doing.
That's exactly what they're doing.
Like Donald Trump, they're rewriting.
They're trying to make Donald Trump not exist.
Yeah.
There was another instance.
I can't remember the specific is, but it was,
I think it was Stephen.
He was a senior in school.
And he goes, yeah, I can't remember what the movie was.
We just watched this movie.
And it was a bunch of, it may have been Inconvenient Truth
again, his senior year.
And I was like, did they show any counterpoint?
I had the same questions.
He was like, no, we never had an opportunity
to see any other information.
Unbelievable.
You brought up about the erasing Trump.
So what I saw, I saw an article today.
Do you know the Abraham Accords?
This is where for the first time, I don't know.
I don't know if it's in history.
But you remember during Trump's reign.
Administration.
During his administration, Israel made Yemen.
Right.
And they signed peace accords.
Yeah, peace accords.
Peace accords with Muslim nations, the Abraham Accords.
It was a huge deal.
And they say for any other president,
that would have been a shoe in for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Biden is telling his people not to use the word Abraham Accords.
So they're using different words.
They're using, there was a.
Lincoln Accords?
No.
They just called it something.
But they will not refer to it as the Abraham Accords.
But they recognize this.
So we the undersigned recognize the importance
of the maintaining and strengthening
of peace in the Middle East and around the world
based on mutual understanding and coexistence,
as well as being in respect for human and dignity, freedom,
including religious freedom.
So that's what the Abraham Accords are saying.
We encourage efforts to promote interfaith, interculture,
dialogue to advance a culture of peace
among the three Abrahamic religions.
Is that how you say it?
Abrahamic religions in all of humanity.
It's crazy.
I'm surprised you can actually find it on Google.
Yeah.
That Donald Trump was involved.
Here's where it is here.
Well, I've got it from the US Department of State Department
right here.
Does it say it was authored by Trump administration?
Oh, it doesn't say anything about Trump.
It just says, we seek tolerance.
It's basically what the Accords are.
Oh, what the Accord is.
It says, it seems the administration
won't even permit use of the name Abraham Accords.
In April, State Department spokesman Ned Price
went through the contortions as he tried not to use the term,
instead calling them simply normalization agreements.
They're morons.
I'm telling you, it's insane.
The hatred of Trump.
I mean, everything he did, like, I'm not
going to follow his plan for Afghanistan.
I'm not going to do the southern border that was working,
like the remain in Mexico.
It's like the complete opposite.
All these things were emotional decisions.
But he didn't have a plan to turn Trump
and Leo plan out.
For what?
For Afghanistan?
He absolutely did.
Trump absolutely had a plan for exiting.
He basically said, we will destroy you
if you break any of these rules.
That's right.
He said, we will leave under the following conditions.
And if you break these conditions, we're not leaving.
They desperately wanted America to leave.
And the guy in charge?
But Trump was like, we're leaving on our terms.
And these are the terms.
You kill any Americans, we're done here.
One of them was, if you start to try
to take the country by force, if you do what he did in the-
I know where you live.
That's what he said.
He said, I have your address.
I know where you live.
Yeah, he was like, we're not leaving until the conditions
that I lay out are met.
He absolutely had a plan.
And he was not going to leave until all the equipment was
taken care of, all the people were gone,
that Taliban was not advancing.
He definitely had a plan.
I didn't mean to say that.
I misspoke.
But what I'm saying is, they didn't use his plan at all.
No.
And I think it was emotional.
Everything was emotional.
Oh, Trump said, get rid of it.
Oh, Trump, get rid of it.
And weren't they originally supposed to leave from Bagram?
But some stupid reason they closed Bagram
and says, we're going to leave from Kabul Airport now?
Yeah.
Why the hell did they do that?
Yeah, did you hear how they called-
And now China took over Bagram.
Yeah, did you hear how they closed Bagram?
They just turned the lights out and left.
Overnight, without even telling the Afghan army.
So they left.
The Americans left.
With a bunch of dogs on the turnpike.
Yeah, get this.
They left.
And local people went in, because it was literally abandoned.
There was no handoff from the American army
to the Afghan army.
So locals went in there and started grabbing stuff.
And then the next day, they had tables set up
and they were selling shit.
I'm not lying.
Oh, I believe you.
Yeah, I'm not lying.
That's literally how it went down.
And the Afghan army was like, what the F?
And they scrambled to secure Bagram Air Base.
And then they started moving Afghan army people in there.
They didn't even tell them.
It's a debacle.
And they're going over right now with that,
what's this dude's name?
Blinken.
God, man.
What a freaking moron.
Well, he's being forced to admit some things, reluctantly.
Was he one of those guys who was a professor at one point?
I mean, what are his credentials for chief
of, for secretary of state?
I don't know.
That guy right there.
It doesn't even matter.
He could say what he wants.
He's a diplomat.
He doesn't have, he didn't have the authority to say anything.
Yeah, it falls on his shoulders.
But he didn't say that.
He didn't tell him to do that.
This is all behind the scenes stuff.
I think this is what Biden communicated with China.
It's not even Biden.
It's Biden's team.
China wanted in there.
And China said, hey, look, this is what we're going to do.
We need these precious metals.
And we don't give a fuck.
We need you guys out.
All right?
Because there's more than just precious metals.
We need to get all the shots.
And Biden's like, OK.
Yeah, and in return, we won't release COVID-19 on you again.
Probably.
COVID-20.
Yep, they had it.
Yeah, that's going, I know Ted Cruz grilled him.
And he got him to admit that they did release the names
to the Taliban.
He said yes.
But he did it begrudgingly.
And he's trying to say, well, how many names did you give them?
Did you give them 10?
Give them 100?
All of them.
Give them 1,000?
And they have the biometric technology
to where they know exactly who they are and where they are.
I mean, they are pulling fathers out in front of their families
and executing them.
Oh, how about the pregnant female policeman?
I didn't hear about that.
She was a policeman, pregnant, pulled her out of the house,
verified who she was, shot her in front of her family.
Pregnant.
Yeah.
This is the stuff that needs to be discussed.
But they're business-like.
But this is Taliban 2.0.
They're very business-like.
Yeah, they're not the same.
They're different.
No.
They're better now.
They're doing the, they're full of shit is what they are.
Completely, 100%, a million percent full of shit.
So what's the end game?
What are we going to do now?
I think Biden's just trying to cover his ass.
It's too late for that.
The end game is.
Blame Trump.
Well, the end game is now going to be a terrorist haven.
So here's what I would propose.
Like it was in the lead-up to the September 11 attacks.
It's going to happen again, not September 11,
but something's going to happen again.
And then they're going to have to go in again.
And this time, we're not going to go in, go in.
I would want to.
We're going to missile strike the shit out of them.
China to take over.
For a long time.
I'd want China to go in there and be the third world
power that loses.
Yes.
No, I'm saying they're not going to lose.
Yeah, they will.
I don't believe so.
I think China will lay down.
The Soviet Union lost.
The only way they'll win is they'll
go in there and just basically take over the country.
This is now part of China.
Right?
Yes.
That's what they'll have to do.
But they won't.
But they'll still have to deal with the Afghan people.
Or not.
Maybe they'll just euthanize them.
They could.
You can't.
Well, they do.
I guess you could kill every single Afghan person,
but it seems unlikely.
Well, they're doing it to the Muslims up north.
I know they are.
The Uyghurs or whatever they're.
I think that's how you say it.
I don't know how to say it.
I think it's Uyghur.
Those are the ones that have been accused of slave labor.
Well, they're killing them too.
Yeah, genocide.
Genocide, killing hundreds and thousands of them.
Look at the Taliban.
Look at the look on his face.
He's like, he is right.
I'm good.
Yeah.
I win.
You know the crazy thing about this
is that people that have $25 million
bounties on their heads.
Are now in charge.
They're in plain sight.
Yep.
I'm like.
People that were.
Dude, that's like.
That were buried for a decade.
We're coming out of the woodwork now.
Yeah, I mean, these are drone strikes,
like begging to happen.
You know, some of the stories I heard
was like when the president of Afghanistan was leaving.
He was like, he had millions and millions of dollars in cash.
Yeah.
And he was like.
He is denying that, but yes, that's the story.
Well, they said they found cash on the tarmac,
on the runway.
They couldn't fit all the cash they were trying
to stuff into his helicopter.
Was it a helicopter?
It was a helicopter he left on.
They tried to cram as much as they could in there,
and stuff was falling out onto the ground,
and then they left.
That's the story.
And you know what?
Being in Afghanistan, I wouldn't doubt it.
I mean, it's the most corrupt.
Oh, yeah.
Man, it's so sad.
It is sad.
Because my daughter has a friend,
and she's a sweet person.
And they're from Afghanistan, their whole family.
And their whole family is just great people.
Yeah, they're great people.
And their mom, their family goes back.
So they've been going back and forth,
back and forth for a while.
And it's just.
Heartbreaking.
It is, because they're good people.
Yeah, they're people that just want
to live and raise their kids, and do their thing,
and go to their job, and just live.
And they can't.
He just blasted his ass.
I did.
Yeah, I think we might have to pull the fire alarm.
So is that an early ender for this first podcast?
That's an early ender for this, Afghanistan.
Let's just change the subject.
Yeah, we've got to change the subject.
It is sad.
All right, so.
It's tough stuff.
But you know what's kind of fun?
Let's just hit the cord off of Biden's ignorance
and stupidity.
His comment, because we have some horrible things as far
as the weather coming in from the South.
And the hurricane's coming in, the rain coming down,
houses being blown apart.
But hey, let's prep.
Let's prep.
The most important thing you can do,
the most important thing you can do, number one,
is go get a COVID shot.
Unbelievable.
Go get vaccinated.
Go get a vaccine.
Go get your vaccination shot.
As a part of hurricane preparedness,
I thought it was a joke.
I thought it was doctored.
I thought there was no way that could be real.
What a putz.
He's an idiot.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
It's really heartbreaking.
And then you have the governor of California, the runoff.
He won by a landslide.
And all the celebrities and Hollywood people are like,
oh, they're talking serious shit.
They're like, oh, yeah.
Are you going to claim fraud in the election now?
Come on, I dare you.
I dare you.
This is a mandate against Trump, even though Trump
had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, I don't want to remember.
Joe Biden shows up and is like, you're voting for Trump.
So he's Trump.
He's Trump.
Right.
And all the Hollywood people are like, hey, hey, hey,
voted for Trump.
OK, OK.
But what I don't get, I mean, you vote for that.
Larry Elders, that's his name.
Larry Elders.
They get what they vote for.
So they get to wallow in their misery.
And I'm sorry, but beautiful countryside
is not enough for me to live there.
That's why they're leaving in droves.
Businesses are leaving in droves.
People are leaving in droves.
But you know what?
I had this conversation with my wife last night.
So here's the problem.
The people who are leaving are the people
that are selling their crazy expensive homes.
Here's my point.
The people who are leaving are the people who can.
Right.
They're selling their expensive homes.
They're going to California.
They're going to Colorado.
No, they're going to Colorado and Texas.
And they're taking advantage of all the wealth
that they've accumulated from the real estate.
Right.
And they're doing their thing.
And guess what?
Those people don't have a reason to hate California politics.
They scored on California politics.
They don't have a reason to hate.
So they're bringing it with them.
They're bringing it with them.
But the people who aren't living in a home,
I mean, they're renting.
Or they're, you know what I mean?
The people that can't afford a home,
because it's ridiculous to afford.
All those people, if those people are leaving,
and it's not many of them, because they can't,
they're the ones that would vote Republican.
Well, I've heard that a lot of the Republicans are leaving.
That's who's leaving.
I don't think so.
Because look, Texas is changing.
All these idiots from California are moving to Austin.
Yeah.
And they're changing Texas.
They are.
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
So I'm not so sure about that.
It's impacting several states, Texas being one.
And Nevada.
Idaho being one, Colorado being one, and Nevada.
Nevada, yeah.
Yeah.
And they don't want them there just as much as.
The cancer that is the liberalism of California
is spreading.
I don't think it's necessary.
Look, they're hitting us from every direction.
And when I say from every direction,
I'm talking internal.
I mean, we talked about the school systems.
The school systems are breeding.
Liberals.
Are breeding liberals.
The fact that the border issues of them allowing.
You notice that we haven't heard any news about the border?
200,000 people in August.
We haven't heard.
I haven't watched one.
Across the border, 200,000.
Is it not being covered like it was?
No one's talking about it.
No one.
Yeah, no one's really talking about it.
No one.
They're just quietly.
Maybe they did Afghanistan as a wagged dog.
Maybe.
They're just dragged over here so we don't have
to see this mess over here.
Yeah, but it's so bad.
Lewinsky bombs.
It was so bad.
Afghanistan is going to be a stain for decades.
So my point is that this liberal thing, it's coming from every.
Especially here in Texas.
And we're talking, our state's going to turn blue.
And the reason why, it's going to turn blue illegally.
But I'm wondering, honestly, the folks that are coming up south,
do you really think that they're going to appreciate the blue?
Yes.
They'll appreciate free things.
The vast majority are going to be on welfare.
And Democrats are all about government handouts.
So yes, they will.
And not necessarily because they like them.
They have no choice.
They need these free handouts.
So Washington Post says, more than 200,000 migrants
were encountered at the US-Mexico border in July,
the highest in roughly two decades, according to statistics
released by the Customs and Border Protection.
Customs and Border Patrol officials encountered 212, 672 people.
In July.
It's the same amount in August, by the way.
So if you do 200,000 a month.
A month.
That's a lot.
It's 2.4 million people a year.
Yes.
Guys, they're doing this.
And then he's going to do amnesty.
And then this is all about getting elected.
This has nothing to do with anything other than getting
and keeping power.
I've been saying it over and over and over again.
He is going to do, he's going to steamroll through a amnesty
program for all of these people.
And he's going to give them voting rights.
And they're going to vote Democrat.
And it's over from that point forward.
This is a coup.
This is a coup attempt.
Well, he's been shot down on some of his little mandates.
And I think he's going to get shot down on his vaccine mandate.
With the businesses, 100 over 100, 100 over 100.
The Supreme Court overturned his eviction moratorium.
Yeah, it did.
Shocking.
So they overturned that.
What's the eviction moratorium?
Well, that's where the CDC said, well, you can't evict someone.
The CDC has the authority to extend an eviction moratorium.
So Biden was like, yeah, this is now whatever law or whatever.
Interesting.
You know, the CDC actually changed
the definition of a vaccine.
I don't doubt it.
They removed the word immunity.
Oh, nice.
Because this does not give you immunity.
The original definition of the word vaccine
had the word that you take a spiked protein.
And that will allow you to develop immunity.
Yeah, any vaccine you take gives you immunity.
Gives you immunity.
Well, it doesn't now.
So they removed the word, really.
That's right.
Oh, fantastic.
So if you look at the CDC definition,
they took out the word immunity.
They relabeled the whole thing.
Super cool.
So the vaccine right now, based on Google,
says a substance used to stimulate
the production of antibodies and provide immunity
against one or several diseases.
I'm amazed they haven't scrubbed that yet.
But what is CDC definition of vaccine?
Well, it says immunity right there.
Well, hold on.
Definition of terms of vaccine preparation
that is used to stimulate bodies.
Immune response, vaccines are administered through.
OK, so that has a
Hold on.
Click on COVID-19 NRA vaccines work.
We have a click on that.
Now, that's probably going to say it does not provide immunity.
New type of vaccine.
Right.
There's not going to see immunity anywhere in that.
To protect against infectious disease.
Right.
There we go.
My point is that it's slanted.
Completely.
It's just it's never ending.
And I'd love to hear the antithesis.
I'd love to hear the return, the rebuttal.
I want to hear what's going on.
And just like you said, man, it's a coup.
It is a coup.
It's 100% a coup.
And then the voting law stuff, it's a coup.
Opening up the southern border, a coup.
It's all a coup.
A coup, a coup.
It's French.
Did you see the AOC thing where she went to the Met Gala?
The dress that she wore?
That said taxed or rich.
And did you hear that one plate cost $35,000?
Oh, even the left was torching her on this one.
Yeah.
And she's like, oh, well, it was donated to me.
Right.
And then now they're like, then they
were doing the ethical thing.
Like elected officials are not allowed to get gifts
or whatever.
So then they went that route.
I mean, she's an idiot.
She's a complete and total idiot.
What is it?
So we're talking about Alexandria Cortez
with the dress that she wore that says on the back of it.
Tax the rich.
The Chick-fil-A dress.
It did look like Chick-fil-A font, didn't it?
Did you not see that?
No, I didn't.
So there was a picture.
Yeah, there was a picture.
Tax the rich.
And then put Chick-fil-A.
That's funny.
I didn't put the two together.
Yeah, there was two dresses next to it.
It said eat more chicken and whatever.
That's funny.
Yeah, well, she went to this thing.
And one of the observations that I saw
was all of the rich folk wore maskless.
That is funny.
All of the help, all of the non-rich folks were all masked.
All the rich people didn't need to be masked.
No, they don't.
Yeah, they don't have to be.
And they're like, that's the same thing that
happened at the Obama party, at the Pelosi party.
Typically, servers.
Because those are businesses that, what do they call them?
People that are providing the food, caterers.
The caterers are protecting themselves by wearing that.
You don't think that they said all of your people
need to be wearing a mask?
Well, I mean, go to restaurants right now.
Restaurants are still wearing masks, the servers are.
Not all of them.
I don't want to give them any credit, zero.
No, I think it's a double standard.
It is a huge double standard.
I'm just silly.
She's such an idiot.
Who's living it up?
Yeah, she's living it up.
She lives in the most expensive apartment in Washington, DC.
Drives a Tesla.
Yeah, she's living the dream.
Does whatever she wants.
And she's pretty.
She really is.
I can't get past that.
She speaks well.
She's just stupid.
No, she does not.
She does not speak well.
She sounds like a freaking moron.
Well, I've learned to speak well.
You can understand her.
She just doesn't.
Yeah, she sounds like an ignorant 10-year-old.
I like when she was talking with the Exporter Patrol
guy.
She's trying to detail on what's going on across the border
and saying how they're innocent when they're crossing
over the borders.
You need to cross through a port of entry.
She was getting so frustrated.
It was funny.
And he was saying what he was.
Well, he was spouting off the law.
He was disputing everything that she was saying.
Everything she said.
And she was like, what?
Yeah, she has no idea.
She finally gave up, I think.
She was a bartender.
A bartender with a pretty face.
And they were like, oh, let's put her up
against that 70-year-old white guy and see what happens.
She's woefully, woefully unqualified.
Anyway, OK.
So going back to the hurricanes, the hurricanes.
Hurricanes.
We've had a pretty good season this year.
And heavy rains.
And what?
Oh, I'm sorry.
After the hurricanes, there's a bunch
of tropical storms that are coming through right now.
Yeah, I mean, we're already way through.
Yeah.
8 inches, 10 inches, 12 inches down on New Orleans,
on top of everything else.
Yeah, I know.
That's huge.
Yeah, there's a bunch that are hitting right now.
And I looked this morning and took some notes here.
It said the insurance cost was the largest insurance
cost was in 2017 was $295 billion.
Damn.
Which one was that one?
For the year.
Well, that was the year we had Harvey here in Houston, right?
Oh, the 50 inches in three days.
Yeah, and that was $125 billion of the 295 alone.
But you had.
Of that year.
OK, I got you.
What was the other one?
Well, there was like 15 other storms
and hurricanes that accumulated to it.
They said that that was Harvey.
So that was 300,000 buildings got destroyed.
500,000 cars, half a million cars.
Half a million cars.
And 108 people died.
Wow, I'm surprised not more in Houston.
Yeah.
That was awful.
Well, I know we were looking at getting a used car for.
It must have been Brandon.
And during the research I was doing there said,
you need to be careful.
Be very careful.
Because all of those flooded out Houston cars
are now working their way up to try to get sold.
And they've been flooded out.
And they've been.
Flood damage and everything.
They.
You have to look for that.
And what they do is they will sell.
Those cars been exposed to saltwater too,
because the ocean comes in, rises up,
saltwater gets all into those chassis,
and damages the cars.
Just plain old water damages the cars.
And they try to wrap them up, clean them up, and resell them.
Oh, they can make it look brand new.
Yeah.
But it's ugly, man.
Yeah, it can be a very dishonest industry.
Well, yeah.
But up here in the Dallas area.
Lots of money, man.
Of course.
It is.
Especially now with the chip shortage.
Well, I'm sure there's.
Hell, you know what?
That might be the perfect way to.
Well, they're saying they're saying used cars are 50% higher
than 50% higher than before COVID.
I think we must have purchased it at the right time, though.
You absolutely did.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I heard a new story where they
said that they don't expect the new car industry to improve
through next year.
Because the chip shortage?
Yeah, they said.
I'm yawning.
God, what's wrong with me?
Are we boring you?
Well, totally boring me.
So here's my outtake on this.
Or my thought, personally, is I don't give a fuck.
OK, long story short, not back to you.
No.
I'm saying I do care.
Because we need new cars and stuff.
We need new everything.
You know what?
I need new Xbox.
I need the Xbox.
I need the new Xboxes to come out.
I want to know where to.
Does that have a chip in it?
Yes.
Let's get a 15.
But when you say it's only going to be a year, to me,
I'm like, all right, well, I can wait a year
to get another car.
No, it's impacted everything.
Yeah, true.
But not an Xbox.
You can't wait a year to get an Xbox.
Exactly.
I'm kind of like, there's no way.
Well, your Xbox works now, doesn't it?
It works, Jeff.
But it's not the new one.
Jeff, that's so insulting.
Do you have any idea what he's going through right now?
How dare you?
I know it.
God, I feel so bad for you.
It's 4K.
Are you kidding?
It's not.
It's not 4K.
I have the Xbox One original.
Is it 3K?
Downstairs, I have the original one.
Is it blurry?
Producer, what Xbox do you have?
Is it only in three colors?
I bought a bunch of Xbox.
I bought a bunch of Xboxes for the house.
But I kept mine.
So they have the Xbox One.
I guess it's the 1S.
What do you mean you bought a bunch of Xboxes for the house?
Well, I mean, I got one for Austin, one for Emily.
Oh, shit.
They're like 500 a piece.
Oh, not anymore.
Not anymore, but with the time they were.
Whatever.
So they, um.
I still.
I spent like $4,000 on Xbox.
Yeah, no kidding.
I know.
I'm like, who could do that?
My wife's going to hear this.
Oh, my god.
Did I just say that out loud?
You stupid.
She's not an idiot.
She walks around going, hmm, one, two, three, four, five,
six.
She's not a moron.
I have like the original down there.
I need to get.
I don't want to say I want to get rid of it, because I don't.
I love playing my video games.
Yes, you do.
I really enjoy it.
It's like all those other children.
What?
I'm sorry.
Did you say something?
I'm just thinking to myself, I should have told Jeff
to take out the chicken legs.
That's dominating your thoughts for the last hour.
Boiling for half an hour.
No, it just dominated my thought for the last second
when my stomach was like, hey, dude, I'm hungry.
Yeah.
Whatever.
So the Xbox One.
We have a break coming up.
So it's well, so what Jeff was saying,
it's going to take another year for these new cars to come out.
And I'm thinking, well, that's palatable.
I can handle that.
Yeah.
But it's just a year.
But then you're thinking, what are
the other things in my life?
Like you just bought a new computer.
You won't need one for a while.
I won't.
And I'm happy with the computer I bought right now.
Yeah, so wait a second.
The chip shortage has been going on for quite a while.
There should be no computers even available, right?
No.
It's been over a year since they've been out of chips.
It's taking extreme amount.
Like a new order that I place today will ship in February.
Right.
It's not like I place an order and they ship it tomorrow.
Right, of course.
It's taking five months.
Well, that's kind of what I mean.
And yet you go to Costco.
Well, they're still making cars.
You go to Best Buy.
There's a million laptops.
There's a shortage.
There's not a complete nothing.
OK, so it's not as many as previously available.
Correct.
But still, you want a computer.
You get a computer.
If you want an Xbox, you can go buy an Xbox.
They're just hard to find.
Are they?
You can get a new car, but you're
going to have to get what's on the lot,
or you're going to have to order it
and wait for it to come in.
Right.
I got you.
Right.
And that's what a lot of people are doing
is they're calling the dealerships asking,
what do you have on order coming in?
Right.
Right?
What's that noise?
I'll take that.
I don't know, but I'll take one.
That was a weird noise.
But yeah, we just placed a big PO.
And like I said, February before we're going to get it.
Oh, gee, thanks for that one.
The seltzer.
I'll take that one.
OK, just for our viewers or for our listeners.
It's a Freolite.
Yeah, so we're still bleeding down my Freolite
stash.
You are.
Yeah, I am, because they are literally refusing.
I'm giving them a free beer.
Oh, don't give me that shit.
Fuck up.
Yeah, I'm the one that's having to drink the Freolites
because they won't.
Well, you know, it's like, hey, you like the seltzers.
Not a seltzer.
By the way, have you seen the Bud Light commercial where?
They take their finger and they cover up the Bud Light.
Well, it's a former NFL guy.
Yeah, and he's running around trying to cover up the Bud Light.
I laughed out loud on that one.
It's funny.
It is kind of funny.
Yeah, he runs around everywhere he can covering up the Bud Light
because people are confused.
They think it's a beer.
What is this?
Oh, it's a seltzer.
OK, yeah, all right.
I'm in.
Yeah, so instead of fixing their labeling,
which has been a disaster, they're
making fun of it by having this guy run around.
The whole industry is a disaster.
And I don't mean that.
What I mean by that is that they're
having to move around so much.
It's so diluted.
It's so diverse.
And there are so many options out there that it's just
it's absolutely ridiculous.
It's too much.
And really, if they really want to get their shit straight,
they really need to start hammering out
some fantastic commercials.
Like the good old days.
What happened to the bad ass funny beer commercials?
Bud Light, sure.
Right.
What's up?
Where's the beef?
Was that a beer commercial?
That was a Wendy's commercial.
Well, you still remember it though, right?
Yeah, where's the beef?
And that was the frickin' 80s.
Yeah.
That is funny.
Yeah, why?
That's interesting.
The beer industry was always known
for its funny commercials.
What happened?
I mean, it was the Super Bowl extravaganza.
We talked about this before.
I know.
It's like, that used to be the thing.
The commercials.
Let's talk about the Doritos.
You know?
Everything, the Fritos.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a different ad I haven't seen.
He's showing one where it pixelates the Bud Light.
See if it's funny.
We're proud of the Bud Light name,
but it's making people think there's beer
in our great tasting seltzer.
So we're going to try covering up the logo.
Oh, it's Heart Seltzer.
What is that?
Bud Light Seltzer.
No beer, just great taste.
All right, so it was an attempt to cover it up,
just so that it would draw attention to the seltzer
and away from the Bud Light, because?
Well, and it pixelated the guy, and he started to get worried.
Well, you know.
I tell you, truly, the funniest part of it,
it wasn't really that funny.
Some of the funniest Bud Light commercials,
in my opinion, were the real men of genius.
Well, you're good at mimicking them.
You know who sings that?
Survivor, right?
Yeah, the lead singer of Survivor, Jeff,
as you've told us a million times.
But the thing is that they put out a tremendous,
they probably put 50 commercials out, maybe more,
of the real men of genius.
But they were like audio.
So there were a bunch of them that were not a video.
They didn't make it to TV, but they made it on the radio
and broadcast from that perspective.
And they are so fucking funny, man.
They are.
The one that was like the farting one,
there was one where this guy gets into an elevator
and has the broccoli omelet for breakfast.
And they're in the elevator.
It's like not only are you in the elevator
trying to get down to the first floor,
but it's like a 34 plummet into the bowels of hell.
You know what he says?
Real men of genius.
How is that genius?
I don't know.
They were so funny.
So here's to you, oh, ninja of the nasty.
Have you guys ever played elevator roulette?
What?
Elevator roulette, that's where you just like fart a nasty one
when you're the only one on there.
And you try to get off without someone getting on.
No.
Elevator roulette.
No, I haven't done that.
Because if they come in when you're there,
they know it's going to be you.
You're caught.
Right.
But the side effect is you exit,
and you know the next person walking on is just
going to gag on it.
And then the person after that is going to be like, you dick.
No, no, I got on.
It was already like this.
Well, that's when you need to pull the shirt up
over your nose, be like, it wasn't me.
Well, then do that when you've let it out, too.
Right.
And then you are the real men of genius.
Elevator roulette.
Oh, that's funny.
I remember being the little dickhead kid
that pushed every single button.
Yeah, you were a dickhead.
Got off the.
As a kid, that team was funny.
But as an adult, you're just like, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Not funny at all.
And these were the ones that all you had to do was brush it.
Right.
You know what I'm talking about?
So you could literally take your finger and go,
brrr, and like all of them.
I'd get off.
Oh, no, that's what we did.
We went, brrr, and then we got off.
You just.
But also it ties all of them up.
But nobody was on the elevator at the time.
But the next person that gets on is like, oh, shit.
I'd get right back off.
Of course.
That's what anybody would do.
Anyway, that's my American brat story in Singapore
in the Mandarin.
And they're like, this is stupid Americans did that.
Yeah, stupid American kid.
I guarantee it.
These white boys.
Now, you know what?
This bourbon has got me quite toasty.
The rebel yell?
Yeah, well.
Does our rebel yell actually say yell on it?
No, this is the older one.
This is the newer one.
So the producer.
It did at one point, though, right?
They did remove it.
It was racist.
Very good deal.
Be quiet.
It was woke.
No, they're woke now.
They're insinuating that it was from the rebel yell.
From the rebel yell.
Are they giving Billy Idol a hard time?
What?
Are they giving Billy Idol a hard time?
He's British.
And the rebel yell is rhyme-o-mo-mo.
Yeah.
So what is the story behind that?
I don't know.
What makes it so bad?
I don't know.
It's the.
You know what?
I'll tell you what.
I said this early.
And you guys may not have understood what the fuck I
was talking about.
But AT&T.
AT&T.
Contributed a large amount of money
to a governor of California to help.
Newsome.
To help maintain his authority there.
Well, I will be happy to tell you, I just canceled AT&T
and went to Spectrum.
F'd them and the horse they rode in on.
You have blazing speeds now.
It's over 100 megabits per second.
And it was 45 at best with AT&T.
I need to upgrade mine.
And I was spending $80, $85 a month.
And they were charging me for overages.
I had no idea.
Really?
So my kids were going over.
Yeah.
Sure.
Have you ever heard of that?
Who doesn't have unlimited?
We're supposed to be a gig up and a gig down.
But it's all pending on the community.
So it's.
Is Spectrum?
AT&T.
You need to get rid of that.
I dump mine.
I'm dumping mine.
Completely dump mine.
I'm so happy to dump it.
I've had Spectrum.
It used to be called Time Warner.
Then Spectrum bought that arm of Time Warner, I guess.
And now it's called Spectrum.
And I may sound like a piece of shit.
I'm probably one of these woke people.
Like, doing the exact thing that we're frowning on.
By standing behind these.
But I'm an American.
If I don't like what AT&T stands for at this point,
if they're going to step into politics and get in the realm
and start supporting Democrats or Republicans
or whatever they want.
How does that make you woke?
It doesn't make you woke.
That makes you stand up for your individual freedom and choice.
Well, that's what the woke people
feel that they're doing.
No, they're woke for someone else.
No, the woke people are canceling
whoever doesn't agree with them.
You're not canceling who doesn't agree with you.
You're simply canceling your service.
Because you don't agree.
You don't believe that your service provider should
be spewing that shit.
They also own CNN.
Oh, wow.
Shocker.
How is CNN still around?
Their ratings are so bad.
I don't know.
They're literally so bad.
And you saw the little video I sent you
with Brian Stelter and the founder of the Weather Channel.
Oh, it was fantastic.
I can't believe he stayed quiet.
He got his ass torn up.
I give him credit for that.
But he says, I am the founder of the Weather Channel.
All right, so give the background.
Give the background.
So the founder of the Weather Channel
comes on and is debating Brian Stelter.
He's talking about the legitimacy of the global warming
thing.
And Brian Stelter was like, well, you know, the consensus
is that, ah, let me stop you there.
OK, global warming isn't about consensus.
It isn't about your little polls that you take.
It's about facts.
There is no global warming.
And then he went on to say that there
was a huge number of censored scientists
that are totally against this concept of global warming.
Yeah, and he's like, there's like 30,000 scientists
who are signing this paper to back the science
that global warming does not exist.
This is the founder of the Weather Channel.
Brian Stelter was like, well, there's also the say they are.
It's like, yeah, but who's paying them?
Yeah, right.
Follow the money.
He basically said follow the money.
He was like, who's paying them to say that?
That's right, because the government,
he said the government has given out grants for them,
for scientists to prove that global warming is really
happening.
And in order to get that money, you basically
have to say, where's global warming?
That's basically what the guy said.
So they're basically saying, the global warming
could be happening from here.
How old was that video?
That's a good question.
I think it was new, because Stelter, I don't know.
He looked thinner in that video.
Look up Brian Stelter and Weather Channel co-founder.
But he looked much thinner in that video.
He did.
So I thought it was several years older.
So I don't know whether either he just lost weight recently,
or it was an older one.
There it is.
There's the guy right there.
Where is that?
Can you figure out what year it is?
I want to hear it too.
2014.
OK, so it was seven years ago.
All right, well, let's hear a little bit of it,
because this is genius.
It's great.
It's like, why the hell is this not like?
There it is right there.
Click on that one.
I resent you calling me a denier.
That is a word meant to put me down.
I'm a skeptic about climate change.
And I want to make it darn clear, Mr. Kenny is not
a scientist.
I am.
He's the CEO of the Weather Channel now.
I was the founder of the Weather Channel, not the co-founder.
And I'm glad you did, because I am
addicted to the Weather Channel.
I watch a lot of cable news.
I'm talking now.
Hold on just a minute.
I'm not done.
And CNN has taken a very strong position on global warming
that it is a consensus.
Well, there is no consensus in science.
Science isn't a vote.
Science is about facts.
And if you get down to the hard, cold facts,
there's no question about it.
Climate change is not happening.
There is no significant man-made global warming now.
There hasn't been any in the past.
And there's no reason to expect any in the future.
There's a whole lot of baloney.
And yes, it has become a big political point
of the Democratic Party and part of their platform.
And I regret it's become political instead
of scientific.
But the science is on my side.
I don't think we're going to get the conclusion
about the topic right here.
What I do wonder about is when you say you wouldn't allow it
to happen on CNN, but I'm happy that I got on the air
and got a chance to talk to your viewers.
Hello, everybody.
There is no global warming.
What I do wonder is when you see the government,
when you see NASA, when you see other institutions say
that 97% of climate scientists agree,
do you think they're making it up?
What I don't understand is how you swear that.
Well, that's a manipulated figure.
And let me explain it to you.
The government puts out about $2 and 1 half billion directly
for climate research every year.
It only gives that money to scientists
who will produce scientific results that
support the global warming hypothesis of the Democrat
Party position.
So they don't have any choice.
If you're going to get the money,
you've got to support their position.
Therefore, 97% of the scientific reports published
support global warming.
Why?
Because those are the ones the government pays for,
and that's where the money is.
It's real simple.
But that doesn't mean it's right.
That doesn't make it true.
That only makes it bought and paid for.
The money goes in circles.
I'm not a scientist.
I'm not going to try to refute you on the facts.
Boy, that's the truth.
I'll simply say the facts before I ask.
That's the truth.
That is the truth.
That was short-balled.
Yes.
Stupid idiot.
I think one reason why Stelter let him talk is this
was probably early in his career
before he got the you guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm starting to feel the.
You said bald.
I did.
So the founder of the Weather Channel
just goes off on a Weather Channel, owns and destroys
CNN.
So John Coleman, the founder of the Weather Channel,
I enjoyed that.
And on that note.
Yes.
Well, and on that note, with Brian Stelter and his baldness.
Yeah, that was a low blow there, Sean.
She's to call the poor guy.
You know what?
I.
Wow.
I am going bald, too.
God knows you're no scientist.
No.
There's a lot of science going on here, but.
I don't.
I'm not sure.
It's more chemistry.
It's a minoxidil.
Welcome to the.
By the way, guys.
This is dudes, I guess.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
And we'll we'll take it a break.
We're going to we're going to un-boos.
Yeah, we're going to try to figure out
what the hell is going on.
Mm-hm.