than to be a really long nipple.
If somebody's nipple look like the that stalactite
coming from the top of that lava lamp,
that's that's a really poor expression of a of a nipple.
It's more of a teat.
Yeah, it's kind of an utter like you'd milk it.
Yeah, the teat.
Thank you for sharing that, Jeff.
The visualization, yes.
Welcome back to part two.
Yeah, so we took a little break and we we enjoyed a box of Girl Scout.
What were they called?
Macker? Samoans.
Those are Samoans.
Yeah, Samoans.
Samoans. Oh, I thought they were.
They put like 15 cookies in a box.
They're from the Pacific Asia region.
The Pan-Arysian.
There's coconut in them.
Lots of coconut.
Those are my favorite ones.
Favorite Girl Scout cookies are the Samoans.
Absolutely.
That's why they only put 15 in a box.
Really? Thin mints?
No, I like thin mints.
I like all of them for the most part.
Those are my favorite.
I like the peanut butter ones.
Peanut butter ones are good.
The thin mints are good, but the Samoans are my favorite.
Always have been.
Tim Minie.
Samoans are number one.
Peanut butter number two.
You like the Lorna Dunes?
I don't know what that is.
Sounds like a sexual position.
It's for the Kamasutra.
Lorna Dunes.
Oh, no, the Lorna Dune is a...
It's almost like just a butter cookie or a sugar cookie
or whatever.
Oh, get out of here.
Look up Lorna Dune.
You don't know how to spell girl?
There you go.
Lorna Dune.
He was all, girl.
I also like the...
What's up, girl?
Girl, get out of town.
L-O-R-N-A, Lorna Dune cookie.
There you go.
There it is.
Who's Lorna Dune?
Oh, it's like super butter cookies.
Yeah, I'm sure Girl Scouts call them something different,
but the Danish butter cookies.
Who the hell is Lorna Dune?
Where'd that come from?
Is that a person?
It came from Bulgaria.
Oh.
I have no idea where Lorna Dune came from.
How fascinating.
See, Pepperidge Farm has chessmen.
Jesus Christ.
Can we move on?
So anyway, I also like the lemon one.
This is an awful start to part two.
Girl Scout cookies or Lorna Dune?
Look up Lorna Dune.
I thought it was like some all nude Lorna Dune.
I thought it was a model that was dressed up as a Girl Scout
selling cookies.
Oh.
Oh, boo.
Wow.
Well, that one had a huge Merkin.
Why'd it go away so fast?
That one had a huge Merkin on it.
OK.
What the hell was that?
It's more like an Ark 2.
Quiet.
There's actually dudes.
She had a beak coming out of her.
Stop it right now.
I liked that for the 70s.
OK.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, Girl Scout cookies.
We need to put parental control on this browser.
Oh, look.
He's already purging his son.
Yeah, he is.
He's selectively going through and getting rid of anything
that's.
That's funny.
I think it's more funny than it is how to do that right
off the bat.
Yeah, no shit.
Man, it didn't take long to figure that one out, did it?
No.
Teenage boys figure that out pretty quick.
I wonder if he's done that before.
Of course he has.
All right.
What do we got?
What are we drinking?
We are drinking.
Something with a cool sticker.
It's got a very cool sticker.
We were very attracted to the bottle
when we saw it on Saturday.
Yeah, and when we first walked in,
we bought this from Liquor King.
Oh, righty.
And we walked in, and this was right as you walk in.
And we saw the word Rebel.
And we like the standard Rebel, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We have the Rebel.
That's a go-to.
100.
And we saw that and was like, is that the same one?
It is.
We picked it up, and it's the same one.
And it's the Distillers collection.
And it's a weeded.
And it says, defiantly smooth.
And this one's 113 proof.
And it's got some spice to it.
It packs a punch.
It's got some heat.
But it's tasty.
I like it.
It smells really, really good right now.
I'm thinking the longer it stays out, the more docile it is.
As far as the taste goes, at first, it
was kind of like, wow, that's hurting my nose.
And now, it's smooth.
Vanilla, you taste everything now.
Paul's lady parts are hurting.
I don't know.
I don't know where it is, guys.
I'm not digging this bourbon.
It's got to finish.
It's got to finish, to me, that's toxic is a little too
strong a word.
It's got like an oatmeal cookie finish.
It's got an oatmeal.
It's not my favorite.
Oatmeal cookie with raisins.
The finish, to me, ruins it.
Yes.
The nose is great.
The palate's great.
The finish is, I don't know.
It's got a peanut brittle oatmeal kind of finish there.
I like that.
But the palate is no bullshit.
And this is probably the part that's getting you.
The peppery bite.
The steaming heat that reminds you of the fiery cinnamon that
is used in Asian cooking.
Maybe.
Yeah, it's a pretty specific cinnamon.
A bit of acetone comes through and mingles
with the burnt caramel.
It's raw and untamed.
And there's not much sweetness, is there?
No.
You just said it was sweet downstairs.
Well, it is afterwards.
Read that sentence again.
That's the palate.
A bit of acetone comes through and mingles
with burnt caramel.
It's raw and untamed.
And there's not much sweetness.
That doesn't sound favor.
That doesn't sound, yeah.
This guy that reviewed it did not like this.
A 3.8 out of 10.
Yeah, it's not winning this guy over.
Yeah, he apparently didn't like it.
Again, this is a barrel, a single barrel.
So ours is different than what he had.
And it's not bad.
It is very spicy.
But I'm almost tempted to buy another one.
And store it?
And store it.
Wow, to your 80?
Yeah, and sell it for $10,000.
To finish it out, right?
Then he says, the finish.
The finish may be the best part of this dram,
if only because it's missing the astringency of the nose
and the acetone of the palate.
Yeah, this guy did not care.
Oh, this guy does not like it at all.
Again, this was last year.
That's harsh, man.
That's harsh.
This was last year.
And I don't get all of that in this.
I mean, it's a powerful bourbon.
I'll give it that.
It's very peppery.
But I don't know if I.
You know what?
I don't like it.
That's rude.
What?
You know, someone goes through all the trouble
to put in a fantastic bourbon.
It's offensive.
And you get some jackass that just rips it up one side
and down another.
You know, at least he could have came up
with some positive attributes to it and says,
you know what, it's got this, this, and this.
But you know, it just wasn't for me.
I guess.
I don't taste it.
That's what you did.
You don't like it.
I don't like it.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
So anyway, the reason I want to buy one of these
is this is something from Lux Row, the distiller Lux Row.
And what they made this rebel from
and what they make from their rebel Yale bourbons
is they buy their, what do you want to call it,
distill it or juice or bourbon or whatever from Heavens Hill.
Shower mash.
Distillery.
No, I think it's the actual juice
and then they age it and stuff.
So they buy it from Heavens Hill, who makes Evan Williams,
Elijah Craig, Henry McKenna.
Instead of MDP, multi-grains products.
Henry McKenna.
Yeah, Heavens Hill makes their own.
So they make all these other big brands.
They make Larseny, which is another weeded.
And it's probably the same stuff that Larseny's made out of.
And so what they do is then they bottle, or I'm sorry,
they age it and stuff like that at their place
and then they bottle it.
Right.
So what's happened is MDP just bought Lux Row
from what I understand.
And of course, what that means is
they're not going to buy from Heavens Hill anymore
because they have their own.
They're a massive supplier of distillery.
Yeah, but how can you mess with the recipe like that?
They're going to completely change it up.
So what's going to happen are all the current ones
are going to be Heavens Hill.
So when all of these are gone, they're
going to be gone forever.
They're gone forever.
So if you were a huge Heaven Hill distillery rebel fan,
you're screwed.
Yeah, in five years, 10 years, someone puts this on the market,
you're like, I want it.
How long has that aged?
Probably three to five years.
I don't know if it says on here.
I don't think there's an age statement.
It says barrel filled November 2, 2016.
So five years, about.
OK.
Four years, five years.
That's respectable.
So that's what I said.
If you buy it, then you just stick it in your safe somewhere
and forget about it.
But you've got to have the mechanism to put the effort
to sell it.
Amazon Marketplace.
There you go, one bottle.
One bottle.
One bottle for $1.2 million.
Yeah.
So it's good.
It's hot.
It's spicy.
I like it better than you do.
It's not my favorite.
But it's good.
I like it.
I'm going to finish it.
It's not like I'm not going to drink it.
So you're 0 for 2.
I'm 0 for 2 tonight.
You didn't like the high west?
I don't want to say I didn't like it.
You didn't like high west or you didn't like this?
No, the double rye.
So there's just been other bourbons
that we have tried that are better, in my opinion,
than both of these.
Anyway, it's not like I'm spitting it out.
But it's not the best one we've tried.
And this was actually hand selected by Liquor King.
So the buyers who buy for Liquor King
went and sampled multiple barrels
and says we want that barrel specifically for Liquor King.
Really?
Yes.
Well, they chose poorly.
And selected by Liquor King.
Or did they?
What did the other ones taste like?
I don't know.
Maybe they got the best of it.
Right.
So when we really get into this, we could go to a place
and pick our own barrel.
Well, and then we get it for free,
because we've got 1.2 million listeners, subscribers.
Because we are dudes like us.
But then you spend like $12,000 on the barrel,
and it's ours.
We just put a tap on it and drink on that for a week.
And say, I'll tell you what, yeah.
And we'll try this.
And we'll.
Well, Google has the reviews put on this.
They've got like 7,000 reviews.
And on a scale of one to five stars, it's rated a 4.3.
That's what I mean.
This guy didn't like it, apparently.
So they're saying, I mean, I don't taste this.
But I mean, they're saying a sweet butterscotch nose,
vanilla on the palate, and a slight burn on the finish.
It's more than slight.
Yeah.
It's.
Yeah.
Gives you a pretty good hug on the chest.
It's basically blowtorch.
Blowtorch in your esophagus?
Yes.
Well, they said that when they went back and they bought
like two or three more bottles.
I don't know how true that.
How much was this?
It's like $40.
Yeah, that's a great purchase, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Great purchase for $40.
And I bet you're right.
And I'm almost wondering, is it a.
And we can ask somebody.
Is it because it's been the question,
should we open the bottle, let it breathe, and then close it?
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, we've heard different.
Well, they said, you know, this is both the shoulder.
So we'll let it sit for a few months.
And we'll come back to it, see what happens.
OK.
Totally changed the dynamic of it.
And the next time we break it open,
I'm totally willing to try it again.
I'm in.
Count me in.
No.
What, I've been voted off the island?
What the hell?
No, well, you didn't like it.
I'm allowed to have an opinion, bro.
No.
Wow.
This show got very liberal.
All right, fine.
If I'm not toeing the company line or.
Chill out, Pelosi.
All right, move on.
Or the group think.
She's going to retire, didn't you say, Sean?
That's what the buzz is, that she's retiring after this year.
Who is?
Pelosi.
And here's the reason why she's going to retire.
You know what?
I think they forecast this stuff.
I mean, I think they knew that Biden
was going to get a president.
That's why they came up with that amendment,
the 25th Amendment.
And what did they do anyways?
That's where you declare the president incompetent.
Yeah, no, that was always.
Specifically, what were they?
They were making some adjustments, though.
No, no, no.
Clarifying a few things.
No, no, it was always there.
It's an existing amendment.
Yeah, it's always there.
And they were simply getting legal advice.
Legal advice on how they could apply it.
What would it take to apply?
And so people thought, because Trump was still in office
when they were seeking this legal advice.
But it was the end of his term, wasn't it?
Yes, at the very end.
But it wasn't for Trump.
But my point about it is that it's very calculated.
So if they're saying that she's going to quit,
then something tells me that there's a reason why
she's going to quit.
And it's like you guys said.
She doesn't want to be part of the majority.
They already know that she's going
to lose her job in 2022 when the tides turn.
They know they're going to lose the House and the Senate
in 2022.
So they're trying to force as much shit as they can
down the America's throats.
And I think what's happening.
Well, not all of it.
Because in the Senate, just because it passes the House.
Mitch McConnell is just letting everything.
Well, Mitch McConnell.
He's such a doofus, man.
Well, I think there's two or three dems on the Senate side
that are kind of roadblocking.
They are.
They're not sure it's good for America,
and they're not sure it's good for their constituents.
Manchin and the lady Sonema or whatever her name is.
Yeah, so I think Pelosi's.
I applaud them.
You're supposed to look out for your constituents first.
That's why you are there.
If you were voted in as a senator from Nevada or Maine
or Vermont or Oregon, you are there
to represent the constituents of your state.
That's it.
That was the whole point of structuring
the government that way.
It's not toe the line.
Pelosi says we all vote this way, you vote this way.
No, it's not the way it's supposed to work.
I know.
No one's supposed to give a shit what Pelosi thinks about it
with California cramming shit down little tiny Maine's
throat.
Yeah, that's what they're doing is they're
applying California bullshit.
To absolutely everything.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what they're trying to do.
And I think Pelosi sees the right.
I think she barely won speaker this time.
And I think it was contested.
And I think she's even sees even if they win next year,
she's not going to win.
And she's not going to be number two or number
three in the house.
No, too much pride.
Yeah, she's going to go out on top.
I'm going to go out a winner.
Big winner.
Whatever.
Go get your haircut.
During a lockdown.
I wonder if she still gets her haircut there.
I doubt it.
I don't know.
Because that hairdresser.
She went out of business.
Kind of threw her out of the bus.
She got death threats.
Yeah, she had to close her business.
Really?
Yeah.
Because she released that video.
Yeah.
By the libs of the city saying we're going to ruin you.
Yep.
That is such bullshit.
Yep.
I think that's how it went down.
That has zero to do with her skill or her customer service
or anything like that.
Just the fact that she did that.
We're going to put you out of business.
Just like they do for these other restaurants.
And bakeries.
And yeah.
People across the country are saying
these are the worst bakery they've ever been.
Right.
You know?
And knowing that they're Christian bakeries
and knowing that they are against and it's
against their religion to support same-sex marriages.
They come to that bakery for that purpose.
To press the issue so they can sue them.
They can find so many bakeries.
They can find so many bakeries to make them a cake.
I still don't think that.
I mean, I don't care.
Everyone has their own.
They could do whatever they want.
If they're Christians and they want
to get into the baking business.
But who cares?
Make the fucking cake.
Because it's against their religion.
Make the fucking cake.
No.
It's not against their religion to make a fucking cake.
Yes, it is.
You know what?
That's not what God would want.
That's what God would not want.
God would want you to make that cake for the celebration
of two people loving each other.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not in Christianity.
I disagree.
No, not in some of the, you know.
They do not endorse same sex marriage.
But that's OK.
You don't have to endorse it.
You're doing that by making a cake is what they're saying.
Look, man.
And it's their business.
They could do what they want.
That's exactly right.
It's their business.
It is their business.
But they're full of shit.
OK?
OK, thank you.
But they're full of shit.
And the thing is that we're all full of shit.
Because we all don't want to pollute the planet.
But yet we're driving fossil fuel cars.
Right.
OK?
Shut the fuck up.
Right.
We're all fucking up across the board.
You've got to chew and swallow your sin one bite at a time.
Because you're sinning no matter what.
So it's a matter of an acceptable sin.
To me, that's an acceptable sin.
When you're standing at the podium
and you're entering through Heaven's Gate,
you think God's going to sit there and look at you like,
you piece of shit, cock sucking, butt fucking motherfucker.
You made a birthday cake.
Or you made a wedding cake for two gay peoples.
Fuck that.
He's not going to say shit about that.
He doesn't give a fuck about a cake.
Come on.
The fuck out of here.
Seriously.
Make the fucking cake.
Nah.
I disagree.
I mean, if they're a Christian bakery, right?
If they're a Christian bakery and they're celebrating Christian
and they make the point of their business supporting
Christian marriages, they can't support it.
But here's what bothers me.
So why would a same sex couple who
knows that they're a Christian bakery,
why would they go insist that they make them
a cake for any purpose other than being evil?
So here's where-
They're evil.
They're trying to drive them out of business.
They're trying to-
Absolutely.
They're trying to-
There's always a way around it.
So that Christian bakery didn't have to say shit.
All they had to say is, you know what?
We're not going to make your fucking cake.
That's what they did.
But you know what we're going to do?
We're going to subcontract it.
And just subcontract it.
And just say, hey, guess what?
Your cake will be ready.
And hee hee hee hee hee.
And those people don't know the difference.
And we'll have it delivered.
And just make money off of them.
Well, some people are more into the religious belief
than you are.
So they follow what was taught them.
And they very strongly believe it.
Yeah, they strongly believe in it.
And there's no other way.
And we can't shit all over religious rights.
We can't.
It's not a matter of shitting on them.
It's a matter of waking up.
You know, it's just a dude like me.
What does that mean?
Look, if you don't want to do something out there,
like they don't allow women to fucking vote.
They fucking still walk around with burqas on.
I mean, are we going to say that's OK?
It's religious freedom, right?
So they do walk around that way.
Sure it is.
So are we going to allow Sharia law?
Well, that's different.
Oh.
Law is different than asking a private company
to do something that is against a religious belief.
Yeah, I stepped over the line with Sharia law.
But I get it.
Even I can't beat that.
No, I just, you know, I'm a huge believer
in individual freedom, religious freedom.
I don't want the government telling me what I can or can't
do about anything.
I mean, granted, I'm not breaking the law, right?
But I mean, I just.
Yeah, but still, even if you're religion,
you're highly religious, you can't deny the fact
that there's homosexuals out there.
OK.
OK?
You can't.
It just seems ethically wrong to deny somebody
a celebratory token.
I mean, those people that willingly went to the bakery,
knowing that there's going to be an issue with it, yeah.
That's kind of fucked up.
It's evil.
But on the other hand.
And by the way, that's all of them.
But that's just.
What do you mean?
All gay people are evil?
No, all the gay people that go to that bakery
knowing that they are vehemently opposed to making
any same-sex marriage cakes, and they tout themselves
as a Christian baker, everybody is going to be like,
well, if you get married, you'll be like,
you're going to be a Christian baker.
And you're going to be like, well,
if you're going to be a Christian baker,
you're going to be a gay couple.
You're going to be a gay couple.
And so if you're going to be a gay couple and you're
coming out there and you're making cake for yourself
as a Christian baker, every single gay couple
that goes there asking for a cake is evil.
So this would be like going into an Indian restaurant
and demanding a hamburger or a steak
and then suing them because they would not serve you that.
How is it different?
The cow is a real.
Because they don't have cow there.
They don't have gay cakes at this other place.
Right.
What's a gay cake?
Is it a donut?
I don't know, you know what I mean?
They don't have.
Yes, I would like the gay cake.
They don't have the groom and groom figurines.
They don't have the bride and bride figurines.
All right.
They don't serve that, they don't make that.
Okay, with that point taken, I understand.
I mean, that means, hey, you want your cake,
get your cake, I don't care what kind of cake it is.
Look, you want a gay cake?
You want to make fucking rainbows on it?
Or are you just saying the thing at the top
is a guy and a guy?
Because you can go anywhere and go get a guy and a guy.
So just get the cake from there and just say,
hey, look, we're not going to give you a gay cake,
but we're going to give you a cake.
We're not talking about the little statues
at the top of it.
They go to Kroger and get a cake.
We accessorize plain cakes.
Bring them here.
Take your Christian cake here,
and you can open up a second business right next door.
Right next door.
I'm going to take the Christian cake.
Which is amazing.
And then I'm going to sell it to all these gays.
I think that's a fantastic idea.
Problem solved.
So real quick, I just got some texts from my Mexican team.
It has had a huge earthquake down there.
Whoa.
In Mexico City.
Really?
7.1.
Wow, that's significant.
Well, and it's even worse in Mexico City
because of its geography.
Yeah.
They're in a bowl, and it goes back and forth,
back and forth, back and forth, and just gets worse.
So what are they saying?
He says that everyone's checked in except for one person,
but it was a big one.
And he said to look for videos online,
there were very weird lights in the sky.
Yeah, that does happen.
So a magnitude of 7.0 earthquake, 847,
which is about 45 minutes ago.
Oh, shit.
That's a few miles from Acapulco.
Yeah.
Interesting.
But it felt in Mexico City.
Oh, yeah.
How close to Mexico City?
Well, they're in the, well,
Mexico City's tremendously large.
Right.
And everyone's scattered
because we're all remote right now, right?
So that's why I need everyone to check in
to make sure everyone's all right.
Oh, man, that's scary.
We've heard from everyone but one person so far, yeah.
Have you guys ever been in an earthquake before?
I've never been in an earthquake.
I have.
There's one time I was Cincinnati.
I was laying there on the sofa.
It is, sir.
And things started to, which is weird.
You don't think of earthquakes in Cincinnati.
But now I know.
They happen.
And it just, you just kind of,
it wasn't big or anything like that.
Right.
It was just weird, right?
Nothing fell off the shelves or anything like that.
They just kind of swayed a little bit.
Yeah.
Really fast and that was it.
Yeah.
So that was my experience with it.
Yeah, I was in a big one in Tokyo in 1978 or 77.
It was scary.
And it comes in waves.
Well, that's the thing.
It's the aftershocks that are sometimes the worst part
because your buildings have cracked and everything.
Maybe they haven't fallen yet.
Right.
Now the aftershock comes and it finishes it.
Well, now Tokyo's amazing
in that they design their buildings to shake in sections.
Well, that's what Mexico City does as well.
Yep, yep.
And so that's what our building was like.
I was on the 10th floor of a 10 story building.
That was where our apartment was.
And oh, it's a freaky thing, man,
when you're experiencing the swaying and then it,
you don't, and the thing is you don't know
how big it's gonna get.
It always starts out slow.
You know what I mean?
When it starts, it always starts out slow.
Those initial waves that are coming at you.
So then you're on edge, right?
You're on alert.
Like how big's it gonna be?
And it gets bigger and it gets bigger
and it gets bigger and then like you start to like
run, get towards the exits and.
Oh, it was, yeah, it was crazy.
I mean, you see some of those videos like in Japan
or China or wherever they are, excuse me,
where they're sitting, there's an office camera
and they're at the desk and then all of a sudden
shit just starts flying everywhere.
And you're just like, what the hell?
And you're rolling to the left, rolling to the right.
It literally is a wave.
It's a wave.
Yeah, the buildings do that now.
It's crazy.
The buildings wave like this.
I mean, that's what's happening.
An earthquake is a shockwave sent through the ground
that is making the.
You know what's even more amazing?
The technology, not just the ancient technology
of some of those Asian buildings, the old school ones,
where they have, they've got that rod
that goes down the center of the building
and it offsets the, when the building's going back and forth,
it offsets the centrifugal force, is that what it is?
No, that's.
Centrifugal, that's rounded around.
That's rounded around.
Something like when, so when the building's going one way,
the, it forces that rod to go the opposite way,
which causes the building until it settles back.
To stabilize it.
Yeah, well, it's just amazing that.
Amazing.
You know, that they figured that shit out,
you know, thousands of years ago.
Yeah, so I'm hoping everything is.
Yeah, that's scary, man.
I don't know.
Is there any images over there?
Mexico City or Mexico Earthquake.
Yeah, Mexico City Earthquake.
He said there's videos out there.
I don't know if they've been left this way yet.
Go to Gugel.
And.
Gugel.
Not 85, that was the bad one, 85.
Go to videos, see if there's any videos, any VIDGs.
So it was sourced from, closer to Acapulco.
2017, yeah, those are all, those are all old.
Nothing's come out yet.
So I guess down there.
That's 14 minutes ago.
7.4.
Wow. So it's bigger.
It's all over the place.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
Rocks the coast.
So Acapulco.
Is on the Pacific Coast.
Is a depth of 12.6 kilometers.
So I don't know if that translates to miles,
but the point is, is that it's at.
Well, 10K is 6.2 miles.
So a 12.6 kilometers.
So Mexico City is tremendously higher than that.
It's over 7,000 feet.
So.
Which is a mile and something up.
Crazy.
Well, I hope it's not like widespread, crazy damage.
Well, then you always have to,
especially when it happens on the coast like that,
you worry about.
Tsunamis.
Yeah, tsunamis.
Exactly, yeah.
Across the ocean.
Yep.
On the other side.
Because it will just build the shock waves.
So anyway, that was, I get,
I've never gotten one this late,
but during the day I'll get an IM.
We're having an earthquake.
We're gonna disappear for a little bit
because they do their protocol, right?
Oh yeah.
Especially if they're in the office.
Do you wanna head out in the streets?
Right, so I'll get an IM and I don't hear anything.
I'm like, what's going on?
What's happening?
What's going on?
You know, and 20 minutes later I'll find out,
we're okay, or it was a minor one,
or it was a big one and we're down,
or whatever the scenario is, right?
But it's happened probably four or five times
in the last several years.
Yeah.
Prevention, protection, mitigation of all the.
Yeah, when I go down there,
especially the first time, it was kind of strange
because when you get in these hotels,
there are a lot of high rises in Mexico City
is one of those, and these hotels are 15, 20 stories.
And when you get in, there's the,
instead of the fire escape,
there's the earthquake escape signs.
Okay.
And they'll give you directions,
and they'll be in Spanish, then they'll be in English.
That's interesting, I never seen that.
So what are the earthquake signs?
What do you do?
You go down, you don't take the elevator, obviously.
Right. Right.
It's, I can't remember what it was.
I don't know if you exit the building or what,
but there's some specific directions
that you do this, this, and this.
Yeah, it's a 500 foot pole that you jump on,
kind of like a fire pole. Like a fire pole.
And it goes straight down to the lobby.
And then it starts winging like this.
Nice. Yeah.
Then it flings you across the.
Oh really? Yeah.
It's a ride.
Wow.
No, so that was interesting. That's extreme.
So that was interesting, I saw that,
the first one down there, I don't know, 10 years ago.
And you don't see that up here.
I still don't understand.
So in the event of an earthquake,
we want you to do this.
And so what do they say, go downstairs?
Yeah, stairs.
I can't remember.
It's gotta be stairs.
What else is it gonna be, like a big slide?
Pull up earthquake warning.
I'm sure they haven't been San Francisco
and places that are prone to earthquakes.
Right, but they're just staircases.
I mean, I can't imagine there'll be anything else.
Well, natural disasters are crazy.
I mean, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes.
I mean, it's just, you know, you were mentioning
that there was some horrific stuff
from this past hurricane in New Orleans.
That's bad.
You know, I didn't really hear a whole lot.
Yeah, they didn't cover a lot.
I mean, you know, they did the whole,
when it made landfall, they were like,
everybody's holding their breath, waiting to see,
you know, if there's a massive flooding
and all this kind of stuff.
And then it seems like the news just kinda...
Kinda forgot about it.
Yeah, they just kinda...
But I think it's destroyed down there, though.
It's destroyed, it's completely destroyed down there.
Are they tired of covering these things?
I don't know.
I mean, what...
Are they not getting the views that they used to?
You know, it's weird.
And then it went inland,
and then it headed over to Philadelphia and New York,
and it dropped record amounts of rainfall,
and there was like flooding all over the place,
and they jumped all over that footage.
I tell you, it's because of the people who live there.
Is it?
I guarantee it.
They don't give a shit about the people in Louisiana?
No, because they're a bunch of backward swamp people.
That's what they think.
A bunch of Southerners who gives a shit.
Well, I mean, really?
But us New Yorkers...
Have you looked at a map of New Orleans
in that region, the Lafayette?
Or flyover country?
Dude, it's total swamp.
I mean, you can...
Yeah.
You can get...
If you have one of those little boats
with a little fan on the back, you can get anywhere.
Yeah.
I mean, a huge region.
Right.
And plus, just to think that,
because of my job, I kind of scrolled in
on some of the satellite imaging,
and I wanted to see the dykes holding up
all the water and stuff.
This is the one.
These women are...
Really thick women.
Holding on.
Oh.
You know?
It's kind of like...
Short haired.
Like, are you living there?
Right.
That's the thing.
It was a bad idea to build it under sea level anyway,
but that was a French idea.
You know, I'm just like...
The French.
Some French engineers like,
I'm gonna make this work for you.
Well, you know what?
In their...
Chinese or Japanese.
Was it French?
I'm sure it was some sort of...
I mean, because they can have like the...
God bless it.
Like in Italy.
Louisiana, Purchase.
How they have...
A leaning tower piece.
The canals in Italy.
Because when the water gets high in Italy,
the water comes in and it comes out.
And Venice.
Florence.
Venice.
Yeah.
Aren't they in Venice?
Isn't that where the canals are in Venice?
Greece.
Yes.
Though the canals are in Florence.
I don't know.
I think it's...
I think it's in Venice.
I'm gonna say Florence.
I'm gonna say Venice.
Okay.
I know mine.
I think we're flying right, but I'm mostly right.
My money's on Venice.
Florence is the home of a lot of...
Like artists back in the day.
Yeah.
Canals already were on it.
There it is.
Canals.
Well, I'm not saying that the Venice doesn't have canals,
but I've actually been to the Florence canals and Venice.
Your canals.
These are the Venise canals.
Venetian.
Venetian canals.
Okay.
Set this aside, but I'm talking about the waterways.
So, I mean, outside the canal-esque area of Italy,
the next one up would be like,
I could compare the New Orleans, Louisiana area
is like Greece because it's just a scattered...
I don't think Greece has swamps, do they?
No, Greece is a bunch of islands, right?
No, but there's a lot of small, little, tiny little islands.
I mean, it's just...
That doesn't look like New Orleans to me.
This shot here that you see.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
That looks nothing like Louisiana.
I'm going to Greece.
The shot, the shot.
Have you seen what this really looks like
when these cruise ships hit?
It looks like shit.
Oh, there's thousands of people trying to get that shot.
So, thousands, it's not like this where it's empty.
Right, you have to go when there's no cruise ships.
Yeah, so when like three or four cruise ships
align at once and all the steps are full,
everything, it's ridiculous.
I'm like, this would be terrible
because you're expecting this.
That makes it not fun.
And you're fighting Disney cranes.
I'll put up a Google map and just kind of stare down on it.
That's kind of what I'm getting at with the islands.
You know, and that's not even going to show a nice rendition.
But anyways, is that really?
No, that looks like Louisiana.
Scroll out.
Are those canals?
Scroll out?
Out?
Not over, out.
Canals.
They're canals.
I'm sorry, Venice canals.
Canals.
They have Sicily, right?
There's Athens.
I thought it was Sicily.
Crete.
Before we show too much more world geography ignorance here,
can we move on?
Canals.
There's the Venice canals.
There's a whole bunch of water over there.
Shit.
Can I catch my large mouth fast?
Can we move on?
Greece is beautiful.
Of course it's beautiful.
That's the Adriatic.
Or is that the agency?
I don't know.
It's either agent or Adriatic.
Look at that Google dude.
He's got a backpack.
What are we doing?
Look at the Google map.
We're scrolling down the street in Greece.
Yeah, I can see that.
We're on the Kalamaki Beach Hotel.
Sounds like Hawaii.
Anyway.
Well, so the...
What if there are any sharks in there?
Two or three.
Some great wine or maybe some orcas.
I don't know.
Tons of orcas.
I remember we went to,
I went to the Mediterranean while we were living in Germany.
We took a vacation to Italy.
We hit the Mediterranean.
And I remember in low tide like that,
you could look out into the ocean, producer.
I mean, you could literally walk all the way out
past that boat and still be at waist high.
Oh, that's crazy.
What if it's a nude beach?
It is an all nude beach.
Yeah, that's nude right there.
Zoom in on that nude dude.
Well, he's not only to the left.
Well, that's not really a beach.
That's basically rocks.
See right there, his pants are off.
He's anal.
Okay, wow, wow.
He's got a suntan as anus.
No, he's not.
Oh, they call that sun bleaching.
Yeah, well, no, actually they say that's revitalizing.
It's supposed to do something to your inner core.
It is?
To bleach your asshole.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
In the sun.
Expose your sun to the, your anus to the sun.
It's supposed to...
Is there a correct position to do that?
Yes.
But in the air.
Yeah, well, he's almost doing it.
He's got it.
Like red eye in the sun.
God, what?
I think they call it stink eyeing.
Okay.
Okay, listen, I'm not feeling so good, guys.
I'll see you guys later.
Is that bourbon getting to you?
Yeah, I think so.
Could have been the stink eye comment.
Jeez.
Yeah, that's him, Heidi.
Anyway, that looks nice.
I'd go there.
There's a little restaurant there.
Get a couple of...
Get some clams.
What are those dudes selling?
Stop the madness.
The producer is like walking down the street
using the Google Maps.
And there's like these dudes and hobos
and did this.
They're selling like Rolexes or something.
Yeah, what are you selling there, dude?
He's got a backpack on.
Hey, how you doing?
Yo.
You got a cannoli?
Okay.
Got some trash, got some water bottles.
All right, so the earthquake in Mexico City,
that's, I can't wait to hear more about that.
Yeah, so I'll probably, I'll get an update tomorrow.
Nope.
Prevention, protection, mitigation.
Make sure you prepare it.
Oh, look at that little girl.
You know, I've never been to Greece, though.
I have.
Oh.
Ew.
Yep.
Mr. Braggart.
I'm a snob.
That umbrella.
I've seen the Acropolis, the Parthenon.
Arka-Tuthis?
Arka-Tuthis.
Did it come out of the water?
It did.
Did you tattoo your name on his beak?
No.
Did you ever see that movie, Orca?
Yeah, I think so.
It kind of came out at the same time
as the Jaws did, I think, to try to capitalize on that.
Orca?
Is that Dolphins?
No, it's Killer Whales.
Yeah, okay.
Speaking of exciting movies that are coming out soon,
Matrix 4.
What's that coming out?
I thought I got a glimpse of that somewhere.
That's the original cast.
Is Mr. Anderson that guy?
Wait, is it the original cast?
Well, Keanu Reeves, right?
He's definitely in it.
Is Morpheus, the black dude, Lawrence Fishburne,
is he in it?
I don't know.
I said that, and now I'm backtracking a little bit.
An agent.
I don't know if it's-
Gosh, who's the agent's name?
Cooper?
Is that his name?
Agent.
Agent Smith.
Agent Smith?
Didn't he get destroyed?
Well, but he's-
Yeah, but he's digital.
Yeah, he's like a non-fungible token.
He's an NFT.
Is the chick in it?
Cause she died.
She died, yeah, we can't have her in there.
That's too bad.
Trinity.
You're talking about Trinity.
Yeah, Trinity.
Carrie Ann Moss.
Yeah, she was able to rock that leather suit.
Dude, she was totally rocking it.
Yeah, I liked it.
No, she is in it.
How about that?
She is?
No, Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving.
There it is, Matrix 4 cast, Keanu Reeves.
Trinity's in there.
Oh, Priyanka Chopra.
I don't know who that is.
You don't know who that is?
No, why would I know who that is?
Oh, you do.
She married one of those brothers, Jonas.
Like I follow the Jonas Brothers.
Of course you do.
Who is Jonas?
Of course you do.
Be quiet.
She's beautiful.
I'm not saying she's not.
Was she on a Netflix,
very sexual show?
Oh, well, I can't.
I got my brain stuck.
Oh, you talking about Guantanamo Bay?
No.
She's really pretty.
Okay, anyway.
Still pooping though.
Can you go back to find out who the rest of the cast is?
Yeah, so it's, remember the guy, Cypher?
The guy that, he kind of.
Neil Patrick Harris.
He went against everybody and
he went to Agent Smith.
He was kind of like, well, I'm gonna go ahead
and get them to get over here.
He was the piece of shit guy.
Agent Smith, see if there's a picture of him.
I'm not Agent Smith, but Cypher.
He was the Joe Panelloni.
Panelloni.
Panelliano.
Cypher's the one that totally backstabbed him.
He backstabbed him and kills, you know.
And he's like, I know the steak isn't real,
but I don't care.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
He died.
Yeah, he died.
Yeah, he got, I don't know what they did to him,
but yeah, he died.
No, they just, he wanted to go back into the Matrix.
Well, Cypher, and he killed Tank.
Well, he thought he killed Tank.
Well, he didn't make it.
I don't see Agent Smith in there, guys.
He was also in Lord of the Rings.
And Morpheus is somebody different now.
He's younger.
It's Yaha Abdul-Mateen.
You know who Christina Rickey is?
She was Wednesday on the Munsters.
Yes.
The remake.
You're right.
She was also in Black Snake Moan.
I'm so glad you came up with that.
Where she was strapped to a chair.
Hold on, hold on.
Go slowly.
What?
Is that your fetish?
No, I heard Black Snake moan.
She was tied to a chair.
Yeah, she was scantily clad from what I,
I never watched it, but I just, I saw the previews for it.
Yeah, that might be.
I think, gosh, who's the,
who's the black guy who's cussing all the time?
What's his name?
Kevin Hart.
Richard Pryor.
He was in Marvel.
He was.
Oh.
You're right, motherfucker.
The guy in Pulp Fiction.
Yeah, what's his name?
Samuel Jackson.
Yeah, Samuel Jackson.
I think he's in it with her.
Really?
But I'm not sure.
Anyway, I have no idea what the movie's about.
I just remember seeing the previews for it.
She was, and this was shortly after Wednesday,
so it was kind of like a shock, right?
She's making this movie.
Right.
I'm super excited about that movie.
The other one I'm excited about,
which I thought they'd been talking about forever,
and I wondered if I missed it, was Top Gun 2.
That comes out in the Christmas time, I think.
Okay, I'm excited about that one.
And this is what's cool.
You know how Val Kilmer's had a rough time?
Oh yeah, he has throat.
Yeah, throat cancer, he looks awful, he sounds awful,
and Tom Cruise said-
Are they gonna let me play on the Top Gun 2?
That was my impersonation of Val Kilmer.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, nice, thanks.
Hey Tom, thank you.
And so Tom Cruise said-
My severance check.
Tom Cruise said, we do this with him or we don't do it.
Well, here's a big part of the first one.
You know, I got a hand at the Tom.
That's awesome.
I think he's a complete jackass, and I-
But how do you know?
Hold on, let me finish my thought.
He is a jackass.
I don't think you know that.
I think he was a jackass.
I think you're basing it on when he jumped on the couch
because he was in love.
That's one-
That's so stupid.
Okay, well, Scientology, and I'm gonna leave it there.
All right?
All right.
So that's all based on, you know, based on,
I'll just take Scientology, the only thing.
But you know what?
It's little moments like that.
Yeah.
That kind of chaot, sway me to say,
all right, I think I'll start watching some of his stuff.
You know, and maybe he learned.
I love his movies.
And maybe he learned, you know, and then the-
Well, he stayed out of that, well, for the most part,
he's had some blowups over the whole COVID thing and-
Yeah, and rightfully so, because if COVID,
if this thing about COVID was real,
and you know, it doesn't matter what,
it's just the CDC says certain things,
then you gotta abide by certain rules.
And he was just like, hey man,
these are the rules that were given to us.
We're able and we're allowed to make these movies
under these conditions.
And if you don't follow these conditions,
then we're gonna have to be shut down.
And he says, I'm the one funding this fucking movie.
To the tune of $200 million.
Yeah, I mean, come on.
I mean, quit fucking around, guys.
I mean, if we're gonna do this, let's do it under,
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Yeah.
And so that, to me, that was kind of like, all right,
well, you know, I disagree with a lot of this stuff,
but you know what?
That's straight up shit there.
And hats off to him, I support him for that.
Yeah.
I did too, is that showing leadership
and showing professionalism.
I was with him.
I was with him on that.
A lot of people had a problem with him
because he's mean.
That was mean.
Ah, whatever.
I think it's the wussification of the world right now.
Snowflake-ism.
Yeah, so he's been really.
Well, I can understand him having a little man syndrome
because he is a very petite person.
Yeah, he's four foot four.
Yeah, come on, buddy, get in my pocket.
How are we gonna make him look bigger?
Just tassel his hair.
He's in platforms.
What's amazing is he is not a tall dude.
He's pointing into toilet.
His feet dangle.
He's a little grappling hook.
Hey, buddy.
I mean, he is not, he's not a tall dude,
but they have no issues.
He's gonna star in Elves too.
In all the great movies he's been in,
it's a non-issue.
What is he like, 5'7", 5'8"?
I don't know.
We have to look it up.
Okay, Google, how tall is Tom Cruise?
5'7", 5'8".
Why were we looking up that one time
that said that's the same height as that politician?
What was that?
It was same height as...
The guy that Trump, he pulled himself out
of an investigation.
He recused himself.
John Durham?
No, it was the guy, he was the department.
Oh, he was the senator, he was the secretary.
No, he was the attorney general.
Pete Sessions.
Yeah, Pete Sessions, he recused himself.
But it just said, how tall is this guy?
He says he's 5'7".
No, he was an actress.
Yeah, he's the same height as Carol Burnett
or something like that.
Yeah, it was the same height as Pete Sessions.
5'4", same height as Pete Sessions.
That's like, why?
A total shot.
Why?
We laughed and laughed and laughed on that one.
Why?
It's so mean.
All right, so how tall is...
He's 5'7".
Tom Cruise is 5'7".
Okay, that's not horrendous, is it?
Well, I mean, I guess. I think it's average.
I mean. It's average.
It's not like he's Spud Webb.
How tall is Spud Webb?
I thought Spud Webb was 5'6", 5'7".
Well, then he's not Muggsy Bogues.
He's not Joe Pesci.
How tall is Joe Pesci?
He's not Amelia Esaméz.
He's not Gary Coleman.
I mean, what's that?
I'm just gonna keep going until it's smaller
and smaller and smaller.
He's not the little guy on We're the Vives.
He's not Webster.
He's not Time Bandits.
He's been married three times.
Katie Holmes.
He's not Mini Me.
He's really small.
How tall is Mini Me?
Like a foot.
Three foot two.
He died.
Did he?
He died, I think.
They don't live very long, I don't think.
I don't think he did.
Do they live long?
Little people?
They live in Arlington, Texas, I believe.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
All right, so Top Gun 2 is coming out.
But you know that really famous one that's in.
It's called Maverick. Game of Thrones.
Supposed to be coming out in 2022.
He's actually taller than a lot.
Pete Maverick Mitchell keeps pushing the envelope
after years of services as one of the Navy's top aviators.
He must soon confront the past
while training on a new squad of graduates
of a dangerous mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice.
Take the blue pill.
His death.
Yeah, well, I suppose he's gonna pass.
See if there's a little Top Gun trailer up there,
Mr. Producer.
Well, I think the music is part of it.
You just hear that dong, dong and you know what it is.
Yeah, you know what that is.
What is it?
Don't call it.
I have conic.
No, this isn't like the police episode.
Dong, dong.
It's the theme.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
That.
No.
What?
That's nothing.
You shut your face.
That right there.
That there.
That was an iconic sound from Top Gun?
Yeah, it's the start of that song.
I've never heard that.
Na, na, na, na, na.
30 plus years of service.
Combat medals, citations.
Only man to shoot down three enemy planes
in the last 40 years.
It's like flying five feet off the ground.
Is that Kylo Ren?
Tire, despite your best efforts, you refuse to die.
That's interesting.
Right off the tarmac.
Straight up.
That dong.
Doing Mach 3.
Dong.
Bong.
You should be at least a two star admiral by now.
Yet here you are.
Writing checks your body can't cash.
Why is that?
It's one of life's mysteries, sir.
That's crazy.
I wonder who's actually sitting in that cockpit.
Absolutely.
He was.
Yeah, he does a lot of his own stunts and stuff.
You can tell that's a spray on tan.
I think the music has a lot to do with it, man.
That's it.
Very atmospheric.
I wonder if Goose makes a comeback.
Yeah, why would Goose die?
Well, they were doing a, he was doing one of the tests
and they ejected out of the plane
because something went wrong.
He flew into someone's jet stream.
Well, he broke his neck.
No, no, no, he broke his neck.
The plane flew into someone's,
what do they call that, jet wave or jet something?
It's like when you fly into someone's stream.
Jet stream.
No, it's not, it's something else, but whatever.
They lost control of the plane
because it basically suffocated the intake.
And so they're spinning and they're flying.
And they ejected and he broke his neck
on the back of the canopy.
Yeah.
So what's gonna happen is Goose is gonna show up
and he's gonna be like one of the ghosts from Star Wars.
It's gonna be like, it'd be like Obi-Wan.
He'd be like, Tom, use the force.
But his name's not Tom.
Maverick.
Bruce.
Did you wipe today?
Is it Bruce?
Bruce.
Bruce Maverick.
I have no idea what his name is.
What's his real name in the show?
Not his real name, but his non-
Lieutenant Pete Maverick.
Call sign.
His call sign's Maverick.
Yeah, it's Lieutenant Pete.
I don't know.
It's Pete something.
It's-
It's Maverick.
It's Lieutenant Pete.
Lieutenant Pete Maverick something.
Yeah, there it is.
Pete Mitchell.
Oh, Goose, no, no, no.
Now, Val Kilmer didn't die.
Goose died, that wasn't Val Kilmer.
We know that.
He was saying, how can they bring him back?
He died.
No, Goose died.
I got confused.
Yeah, the one Meg Ryan was married to.
I know, I got confused.
Sorry, my bad.
Meg Ryan.
What happens?
Yeah.
Well, they're not, they ask him back,
is it Charlotte McGillis?
No, they didn't.
She was really upset about it.
Was she really?
Yeah.
Poundin' down frickin' bear claws.
Yeah.
I don't think she looks the same anymore.
Tom Cruise is aged better than her.
I hate to say.
Well-
Tom Cruise looks better than her.
He's aged better.
Well, in all fairness, I mean, you know,
it's all about opportunity.
I mean, Tom Cruise got shitloads of money, you know?
I don't know what, how Charlie McGillis,
Kelly McGillis is barely making it, probably.
I don't know.
She probably doesn't have time to go to LA Fitness.
Apparently.
I don't know.
To me, it seems like if you're an actor,
you're, or an actress,
your body is part of the whole program,
so you gotta take care of that thing.
Yeah.
That's what it's all about.
It's, you know, charisma.
That's what most of it's about is the way you look.
I see we buy flight suits in pose like that.
Oh, I'd love to.
Especially with the knee hiked up that high.
Look at my bulge.
I don't think they make any big enough for us.
Maybe, maybe Ghostbusters flight suits.
Yeah, no kidding.
They'd be really tight.
Dressed up like Dan Aykroyd.
What are the other dudes on Ghostbusters?
I'm looking forward to that.
I'm also looking forward to,
what was the one that's coming out in December?
Because Brandon wants to go see it.
Bill Murray.
Oh, the new Spider-Man, I think.
Oh.
I can't get into any of those now.
I can't.
What is going on with that?
I don't know.
I'm just so sick of it.
Oh, because of the, yeah.
They inundated with Marvel comics and DC comics.
They just inundated, inundated, inundated,
one after another and I'm like, whatever.
It's kind of like Star Wars.
Well, maybe.
No, I don't think so.
Maybe someday I'll get back into it,
but I have no interest.
Marvel has, man, I don't know.
I did really enjoy Ant-Man and Wasp Lady.
How about Indian?
She was in Lost.
Yeah, I enjoyed that one a lot,
because I like Paul Rudd.
The whole thing was about the Infinity Stones.
I mean, really, if you think about it,
the whole Marvel game was about the Infinity Stones
and up to the end game.
I mean, because they talk about the Infinity Stones
and all the way up to the end game.
Then, and now, what is it?
Iron Man is dead and what?
Spoiler alert.
Yeah, he ruined everything.
Really, fucking movie came out 10 years ago.
Yeah, but I haven't seen it.
Well, take turns kissing my butt.
All right, whatever, sorry.
No, Iron Man's not alive.
Okay, get over it.
And Captain America.
No, didn't they all die in that Civil War?
They killed each other or something stupid.
I'm like, why are they all fighting each other?
That was stupid, too.
I didn't want, you know what?
I agree with some of that,
but you're talking from a political standpoint.
No, I'm talking from a just, it's just stupid.
I think there's just too much of it.
Right, it's just stupid.
They jam-packed a lot of Marvel
in a very short period of time.
I think they had a master plan,
and I think part of that plan
to push out all those movies was,
what is his name, Lee, the guy.
Majors?
No, the guy that made the Marvel.
What's his name?
He even does cameos in all the movies.
Stan Lee.
Yeah, Stan Lee.
I mean, he's dead now.
Well, I know, but I'm thinking there was a plan
to try to produce as many of these movies
and get them out before he died.
Right. Could be.
Because they jam-packed a bunch.
I remember, do you remember when the,
not the first Hulk,
but one of the Hulks that came out
right before Marvel started to get big,
that was horrible.
Ang Lee made that.
Ah, it was horrible.
Yeah.
Yeah, there are two Hulk movies that sucked.
Yeah.
Anyway, I just got turned off by the onslaught,
so maybe I need to go back and just watch.
Well, what's gonna be interesting is this new phase,
they're getting into this multiverse,
which confuses the hell out of the whole story, right?
Because what they're doing is saying
there's different universes
that are happening at one time, right?
So there's different storylines
where they can change things up.
So, like the Spider-Man,
I think all the other Spider-Men are in it.
Like, who was the first one?
Tobey, Tobey Maguire?
He's in it, and then the next one's in it,
and now, so.
And James Franco.
I think, and they brought back The Goblin.
You know, from all the old movies are in this new one,
because of all these universes
that are kind of converging on itself.
Oh, he's awesome, what's his name?
William Defoe.
Yes, William Defoe.
Yeah, he's strange looking, but he's good.
He's a platoon.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to that,
and we'll probably be able to take Brandon and go see that.
I told him, I was like, no, only for your birthday
you see Star Wars or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter,
because his entire life, a Star Wars movie
came out almost every Christmas,
and his birthday is in December,
so we'd always go see either a Lord of the Rings movie,
or, no, actually not Lord of the Rings,
since he was too young,
but it would be Star Wars movies or Harry Potter.
Right.
Well, they usually have a lot of blockbuster movies
coming out during Christmas time.
I don't know what to think anymore
with the whole movie theaters.
Are they gonna make it?
Now that with all the streaming,
and first release out on HBO.
I think so, because I think people still wanna get out.
Are they gonna make it?
I still think people wanna get out of their house.
I don't disagree.
I'm just not sure financially if they're gonna make it.
I think you'll see a reduction in theaters.
I think the footprints are gonna become smaller.
Correct.
And I think with that, and that's only good news,
because that's gonna take a price of skyrocket,
because everyone wants to go sit in the theaters.
The options to do the 3D.
And you know.
I'll pass on 3D.
I don't want, I hate 3D.
You know, some people like it.
I don't personally, but some people do.
You know, some of the.
And that's a horrible idea to charge out the ass,
because it's even more of a reason
to stay at home and watch streaming movies.
You know, sometimes, look,
the 3D experience is very cool.
Excluding the fact that the opticals that you wear
are very uncomfortable.
Right.
And you have to be.
Yeah, I'm looking at the screen from a certain perspective
to be able to see it.
I mean, I like going to the movies.
The fidelity's not as high, I don't think.
But I like going to the movie theater and not 3D.
Wow, yeah.
I mean, I think we all still enjoy that.
I mean, you're immersed, right?
I mean, it doesn't matter what your media room's like.
You know, not yours, but anybody's media room.
It's not like a movie theater.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's different.
It is.
Well, you're totally immersed.
Exactly like a movie theater.
Exactly, except it's more comfortable.
Oh my God.
Well, it's a podcast room now, though.
I disagree.
But you know, I have a 110-inch screen.
I don't care.
I got big subwoofer surround sound.
No, not the sound.
Shakes the walls.
Everyone complains when I watch a movie in here.
No, I don't believe it.
Well, you don't get the popcorn.
Yeah, I can.
Not like that.
No, not like that.
You get a large, and then you get the free large one
after that.
I can eat as much popcorn as I want here.
Yeah, but not the same.
And I can pause the movie and go, shit.
It's just not the same if you're not spending $500.
Yeah.
Sorry.
This is true.
No, I enjoy going to the movie theater.
You're right, it's a different experience.
But I think the number of theaters are gonna go down
because you're gonna have these that were barely
making it before.
How many AMCs are out there, right?
Across the state and across just Dallas area.
Some of those are gonna close.
Yeah.
And just like Cinemark.
Tinseltown.
Yeah.
I think a lot of, some of the movie theaters are kind of cool.
I'm glad that some of the movie theaters are starting
to bring in food and beverage.
Food, yeah.
I'm talking about the people that actually bring
the alcohol and stuff to your seat.
It is an overpriced, and I think once they downsize
the theaters a little bit more, that'll correct itself.
But one thing that's definitely going away
are the dollar theaters.
Yeah, I don't know if those exist anymore.
Because I know we used to go to the dollar flick
with the boys, and I remember when we were doing
that years ago, it went to a buck 50.
Wow, well the dollar theaters now is basically Netflix.
So I mean that's gone.
God, man, I'll tell you what, man.
I remember in the late 80s, they had dollar theaters.
And we used to go to a place called Montwood Theater
in El Paso, El Taco, Texas.
Oh, wow.
And man, I'll tell you, it's a dollar.
Fuck it, it's a dollar.
You show up, there's five or six movies,
pick one, it's a dollar.
Get over it.
And we were just like, all the cliche things
that we do as parents, we go to those movies
and we stop by the candy store so you don't have
to spend $2,000 on candy there.
But as a teenager, without my parents,
we'd go to the dollar movie and we would buy our own candy
and sneak it in there.
Right.
It was a blast.
Oh yeah, it was great.
Part of life's wonderful things, man.
Back then, I wasn't into, I didn't really turn stupid
until I turned after 20.
I think as far as being super stupid
as an obnoxious juvenile delinquent.
So it was back when life was good, you were a good child.
It was respectable.
We went to the theater and we did what we were supposed to do
and we went home and it was cool.
It was, I mean, god, this is retarded.
Land Before Time.
Dinosaur movie, right?
Yeah, the cartoon.
Oh yeah.
That was good, it was a good movie.
I saw that at a dollar movie.
Of course, why wouldn't you?
I loved watching animated movies in the theater.
Man, that was like, it was so cheesy.
Oh totally.
Back then, you didn't know any better back then.
You were 20 when you watched it?
No.
No, I was like 17, 16, 17, 17, 18, I think.
Yeah, that's when he got hit in the head with a rock.
Did you go with a chick?
And then he started watching these movies.
I went and saw it like five times.
Oh my god.
Nice.
You know, it's all past, so there's not a whole lot
going on, you know?
Oh, there you go.
That explains it right there.
I mean, really, there wasn't.
I didn't really, and I'm military brat,
so I didn't have a whole lot of.
Did you cry at the sad part?
Was there a sad part?
Oh yeah.
There was a sad part.
I'm sure some dinosaur mom died or.
Yeah, the mom died, the dad died.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody died.
Everybody died.
Yeah, whatever, man.
Sabre tooth got them and ripped their neck out.
Yeah, there was other, you know.
I don't remember it being so violent.
How about other movies out there that were cartoons
that were cool, or at least they were cool back then?
Well, I know a big one that I used to enjoy,
and again, I was probably 10 or 11, 12,
going by myself with my buddy, was Fantasia.
I don't think I ever saw that.
I loved it. It's a musical, right?
It would come out, yeah.
It was older, it came out in the 70s, I think.
And so when I was 10 or 11 in 1980,
it'd come around like once a year or something like that.
Okay.
And we'd go every year and watch it.
It's all classical music, but they had.
The hippopotamuses with their.
Yeah. Little.
Doing the Nutcracker dance.
I never saw that.
Dinosaurs, and yeah, it was good.
You missed out.
I think I did.
Yeah, it's good, and I enjoyed it.
Again, I liked the music.
Even back then, I liked the classical music.
I loved classical music.
It's just the theater experience.
Right.
You know, then you have like,
I'm trying to think even before Lion King,
because Lion King was good, but they had,
what are some blockbuster cartoons from the.
Heavy metal.
Late eight.
Did.
Did it.
Hey look, that Heavy Metal was,
I watched that thing a bunch of times.
Have you ever seen Heavy Metal?
Yes, I did see that one.
You know.
Scantily clad.
Very, you know, I mean they had boobies in there,
but that's nothing nowadays, but it's more,
well, I'll tell you what, the 15 minute segment
where she's taking off her clothes in cartoon
was kind of like.
Yeah.
As good as the real thing.
Rewind.
Yeah.
It takes 12 minutes to rewind.
Right.
15 minute section.
Rew, reew, reew.
He must be on, and you can hear it everywhere in the house.
Yeah.
Click, click, click, click.
You can hear the TV.
You hear that, you can't hear anything,
but you can hear that fucking VHS player rewinding.
The disengaging, the disengaging.
Woo.
Yeah.
Woo.
Chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk.
Woo.
Cartoons.
It was.
Cartoons back then.
It was so.
Sounded like the Death Star warming up a.
Frickin' launch.
Yeah.
It showed up like a full on, you know, factory.
I can't think of a lot of animated movies
that I saw outside of this,
because Disney wasn't big yet,
as far as releasing all those movies.
Well, then, you know, we started having kids, I guess,
and then, yeah, the cartoons, look, I'm immature.
I love them.
I love the cartoons.
I saw Little Mermaid.
I loved it.
Little Mermaid was fantastic.
I took a date to Little Mermaid.
All right, well, walk us through that.
I mean, it's great.
Did you guys like.
Did you sit in the back row?
Did you mag out?
I mean, you know, if it's the part where it's.
Did you scrog?
Kiss the girl.
Oh, no.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, later.
I don't know the words.
So as soon as that song broke in your sight,
you just looked at it and went, hey.
Oh, yeah.
I stick my tongue in her ear, and she was like.
Where are your.
Stop.
The theater polyester pants.
No, no, that was way before that.
No, after that.
Oh my gosh.
I think it was after that.
When did that come out?
I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
Hold on, there's more.
So there was something with an alligator
and a treasure and.
That's called.
And the eye and.
Those little redhead girl who went to the swamp.
Yes.
The rescuers.
The rescuers, that's right.
That was a great movie.
The rescue aid society.
Yes.
I have no idea where that came from.
Yes, you're right.
And it was Bob Newhart and.
It's the rescuers.
That was a fantastic movie.
I loved that movie.
That was a good one.
Bianca.
Yeah, Bianca.
Yeah.
And they were flying on the back of that thing.
On the seagull.
And that was.
On the retarded seagull.
Yeah, the actors back then and she had such evil eyes.
That stuff like that.
Oh, that was a great show.
And the thing about the cartoons back then
and the thing about the cinema of the whole thing
and the experience is that now everything is diluted.
When I say diluted, I'm talking about
there are so many cartoons out there now.
Back then, there weren't any.
So it's kind of like a TV show when you have
the animation of the special that goes
and scrolls across the screen.
It's got the animation and the sound
that you can hear from 10 miles away.
Right.
And your ears perk up, oh my God,
something cool is about to happen.
I don't know what it is.
I'm going home right now.
Yeah, no, you used to say, you would hear the little,
and that would make you scamper over to the TV.
Oh my God, it's just like,
I don't remember that, but.
When that thing happened, you knew
it had to do with kids.
It was a kids program and it was all about me at that moment.
It was like a jingle on the TV.
Yeah, exactly.
And you would scamper over there and be like,
oh, what's coming on? These movies that came out,
there weren't like 15 movies that came out in a year.
Right.
There was only like one.
Right.
Maybe two.
Yeah.
At tops.
Yep.
And the opportunity for you actually to go to the movies
were like, none.
That's where you actually had to go outside and play.
Right.
What did you do?
I carved a block.
Made myself a tongue depressor.
We used to go into the woods and make camps.
I remember one time we were making,
because we had woods behind my house.
Right.
Big, big, big woods and we'd go out there
and we'd just go out there for hours and hours.
Then we'd find a section and we'd start chopping down
little limbs and trees and trying to build
these forts and stuff.
And then one time we decided, let's dig a hole camp.
So we dug down probably six feet into the ground.
Oh my God.
And worked on it for days.
And then we were done.
It was just a big mud pit.
We were sitting there going, yeah, this sucks.
This isn't what we thought.
Because I'm sitting in basically mud.
Right.
I'm in this huge hole that took us days to make.
And we finally just were just like, yes.
Anti-climactic?
Yeah, it was such a let down.
And we worked so hard on that.
But it was a fail.
But yeah, we'd do that.
We'd spend that, because there was a creek back there
and we'd climb into the sewer.
Because the sewer.
That's the part that scares the hell out of me.
That is a horrible idea.
Yeah, well, when you're 12, it didn't matter.
That's what our boys did.
Yeah.
Our boys went in the sewer.
Producer, did you go down the sewer?
Are you lying?
All right, but our boys did, Emily?
Of course.
They started off on Creekwood, Creek-Mare, over there,
by the pond.
Yes.
And traveled all the way to the other side of Rolitor.
Underground.
Oh no.
On my boat.
Was that true?
Was it my foot?
No, it was, though.
I don't know if they did that.
They had a creek.
They didn't invite you?
I think that was, you know, I don't know.
I can't answer that correctly.
Where they...
Where else did they get a boat?
They did.
It was on your raft.
But I don't know if they went up there
and made it all the way through there,
because it'd be pitch black in there.
You couldn't see anything.
You didn't see anything, and I know that the thing I did
was a little regular old, you know, the sewage pipes,
the big cement sewage pipes,
that are probably only three feet tall.
Right.
And I used to crawl through that.
It was probably, I don't know, 200 yards.
And we'd crawl through this,
and you'd see little side pipes coming out,
and pitch black in there.
So you'd have a little flashlight.
Someone in front of you, someone in back,
and you'd see friends, and there's rainwater washing down.
Alligator.
And all kinds of just shit growing on it,
stuff like that.
And you'd finally get to the part where you could stand up.
Arketoothis.
Yeah, and Arketoothis is there.
Yeah.
And you'd stand up, and you're underneath the street,
and you could see the manhole up there.
And then you'd see other shit.
And we couldn't go any further,
because the pipes were smaller,
but we could get there, and there's like a little room,
and you could stand there and...
Be like, cool!
Yeah, cool, and just go back.
We're in a major junction.
Yeah, it was a major junction is what it was,
and it was underneath the street, probably,
I don't know, 30 feet under the street,
and you could look up, like I said,
you could see the manhole cover.
Yeah, and there's a ladder.
Gosh, I don't remember.
You probably could have climbed up there.
We probably could have.
There's some new better.
There's all kinds of, I'm gonna use the word community,
but that's not what I mean.
There's like a...
Underground cities?
They, well, I don't know.
Like, the utility rooms that they have down in there.
Yeah.
You know, so if you're down there,
and you've got maybe a room you can open up,
and it may have some power in there,
and a certain set of tools that you can use
on the stuff down there, that stuff's crazy.
Like a subterranean species.
Well, you see these movies all the time.
Well, New York, you've got...
Well, New York has that.
This is what, oh, I didn't have that.
Large cities have, like, you know, they're...
You can go further down than you can go
to the tallest buildings.
I mean, some of the stuff going on under the bowels
of New York is crazy.
You know, how they got booze from one side to the other,
escaping the police.
They've got like subway pipes, tunnels,
that are completely abandoned,
that have, that's probably surreal when you go down there.
It's probably a mint condition.
That would be so cool.
Yeah, well, I imagine there are a lot of folks
that are probably doing that right now,
going down there, having a blast.
They found some secret way in, and because they're there.
Roaming it, making graffiti, and leaving trash,
and shit piles.
Yeah, maybe, but maybe not.
And shooting up, and leaving their needles everywhere.
I would like to think the opposite.
I'd like to say that just going down there...
Having some fun.
Yeah, just kind of like, just taking in
the cluck tick. Drinking some Dickle 13.
Can't believe we drank the whole damn bottle.
Yeah, I do. It was good.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know, the big movies that really started pounding out
that were kind of funny, was like the Toy Story ones.
Oh, those are great.
All four of them.
The Disney ones, the Disney period.
The Pixar ones.
Like, Bugs Life.
Good one.
I want to watch the shit out of that.
Bugs Life was fantastic, you know?
And it's just like...
The Pixar really, they really, they set a bar
with their movies.
Well, the computer animation was...
Well, it's the story as well.
Was different.
You know, when computer animation came along,
it really made things...
I mean, it was a very complicated process,
but once you figured it out...
Have you watched the first Toy Story in a while?
Have you gone back to it and went,
wow, that's not as good as I remember?
No.
As far as quality.
Really, it wasn't good?
No, I don't know, I haven't seen it in probably 15 years.
Oh no, I wouldn't think you would have that.
I mean, you know what I did watch?
I don't think I watched the Invincible...
Oh my God.
Oh, those are the Incredibles.
The Incredibles.
One and two.
I watched Incredibles one and two Saturday.
They're great.
I guess it was Saturday or Sunday.
They're one of my favorite movies.
The Incredibles.
Well, then don't forget Monsters Inc.
Monsters Inc. was fantastic.
That was Pixar too.
Okay, look, we got to turn around
and look at the producer,
because we gotta encourage him to speak on the microphone.
He's trying to say something, he doesn't say shit.
What are you saying over there?
Yeah, what, you were trying to say something?
Well, he needs to talk...
I was gonna say, you watched the movie Sunday.
Oh, was it Sunday?
Yeah, that's all I was saying.
And, oh, all right.
So you watched Incredibles one and two back?
I would encourage you to speak more during the podcast.
Sure.
I watched the latest Terminator movie.
The latest one.
Dark.
The latest one?
Horizons or whatever.
I want to go back and watch the second one,
where he was a molten metal.
That's the third one.
That's the second one.
No, it's the second one.
That's the second one.
The second one is like some...
I think the first one's really good.
One of my favorite movies, the second one's really good.
Really good.
That's one of those rare situations
where the sequel may be better than the first one.
Yeah, it's good.
That's when he becomes molten metal.
Yeah, you shoot him, he makes a hole in his leg, so.
Yes.
Closes back up.
Yes.
That's not what this last one was like,
except he was black metal-ish type liquid stuff.
I never even saw the last one.
But he could break into two.
So you had the internal robot part
that could extricate itself.
So you have this guy,
and then you still have the liquid part over here,
and so you're fighting two people.
Oh, so he has an exo shell.
Well, it looked like a human.
Did you ever watch it?
I mean, which one are we talking about?
Terminator 1.
Is it Terminator 3?
It's like 5 or something like that.
Huh.
Came out in 2019.
Terminator, Terminator.
I never even, I haven't seen,
like, I couldn't tell you how many Terminators there are.
I think there's four?
No, there's more than that.
Terminator Dark Fate is what it's called.
Dark Fate.
All right, here we go.
There's Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3,
Rise of the Something, Rise of the Machines.
Which was terrible.
There's Claire Danes in that one.
Okay, and then Terminator Salvation was horrible.
I never saw the last two.
The last one was, it's more of the same.
You know, the,
I mean, the spirit of the movie was.
Yeah, it's the same.
It's the same story, essentially.
Right, but they had that ship.
But it's Linda Hamilton.
She's in it.
What is weird is it's two timelines that kind of mesh,
because Linda Hamilton's kind of stopped,
because she stopped it, that future from happening.
Yes, from the original movie.
From the original movie.
So that future was stopped,
but the Terminators kept coming back,
and they finally found her son and killed her son.
But that future never, so it didn't,
the whole time thing didn't make sense to me.
But then there's a whole nother timeline,
whole nother future that happened
that's starting to send things back
to go after someone else.
So like it never ends.
Just coming, coming.
So were they like SkyNet?
Irrelevant timelines?
Well, they're like today, right?
Today's timeline is what they're in.
And Linda Hamilton's future never happened,
apparently, she stopped it.
But, so SkyNet never happened,
none of that stuff happened,
but some other program was launched and took over,
and the same thing happened.
They started sending people back to kill them, whatever.
So it's a different person, but Linda Hamilton's like,
yeah, they did the same thing to me, kind of a thing.
Right.
Well, who was the?
They did the same thing to me.
So the guy got dead in the chip.
This happened to me.
Right, right, right.
It's happening to you.
There was a doctor or a scientist,
and he made the chip that had the technology
of the Terminator.
That was in the second one.
That was in the second one,
and he had it like in some sort of wall,
or something like that, and just kind of.
No, that's the first one.
No, that's the second one.
I thought it was.
That's where Arnold Schwarzenegger is the good guy.
Oh, yeah.
Remember, he cuts his arm off, shows him his hand.
Yes, that's right, that's right.
And so what's interesting is the only reason
why they got the technology to build SkyNet.
SkyNet.
Was from the first one.
Is because his arm was left behind.
Correct, his arm and that part of a chip,
because you remember she smashed him
in that industrial smasher, right?
So his arm was left, and they got some chips,
so he built SkyNet off of that.
That technology.
So they went back to try to stop him from doing it.
Right, right.
Yeah, so good.
But the whole time travel thing intrigues me,
because I like, you can always find holes in it.
I know, those are always great.
Those are always great, because then you do all this like,
well, would they even be alive if they died back then?
Would they even be alive to come back?
And all this kind of stuff.
What was the one movie?
They're frustrating for me.
Are they frustrating?
They are, because I'm thinking, you're an idiot.
Well, one of them.
Why don't you just do this?
Stop what you're doing and shoot your son.
Just get it over with.
Just tell your future self to bury a gun right next to where
you are, so that you can uncover it,
pick it up, and shoot that guy.
That's right.
Just tell your future guy to put a bury a gun there.
What's the movie?
Is it called, it might be called Shooter, where?
Looper.
That's an intense one, because every single time something
happens in the past, new scars appear.
Oh, yeah.
That was creepy.
And do you remember the scene where they're cutting pieces
of his body off?
I don't remember that.
And he's sitting there walking, and his arm disappears.
And then his leg disappears, and he falls to the ground.
And then another leg disappears,
because in the past, this other past, in this other past,
they're torturing him and cutting pieces of his body off.
So it immediately changes present day.
And scars appear.
I'm going to have to watch that again.
I only watched it once.
But what's crazy about all these time travel things
is suddenly now they have no, they don't have,
it doesn't fill the memories.
It just does the physical stuff, but it
doesn't fill the memories of having been alive
through a completely changed history.
That's the part that gives you a headache and frustrates you.
But if his body lived through that history, wouldn't his mind
also live through that history?
Of course it would.
And that's the part that's it's.
Yeah, it drives Julie nuts.
Because I'm like, you know, I do that.
You know, if this happened, I'd do the same thing with her.
And she's like, shut up, Jeff.
Right, right.
Shut up.
Yeah, because you try to rationalize it.
You do.
And you're like, well, wouldn't he already know that something?
Like, it can drive you crazy.
It really can.
But those are great.
I love time travel movies.
Did you ever see Time Cop?
Yes, with Van Damme.
Van Damme.
It's a great movie.
Yeah, it is good.
It's his best, I think.
And that's the girl from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, by the way.
And she is so.
She was also in.
So good.
What the hell was she in?
That fantasy movie with Tom Cruise.
Legend.
She was also in Legend.
Not Labyrinth?
Labyrinth?
No, that was with David Bowie.
Yeah, you're right.
The Bowie knife.
Mia Sarah.
Yeah, Mia Sarah.
She was so pretty.
She was in Legend as well.
Yeah, she didn't make a lot of movies, though.
She wasn't like a huge A-lister.
I wonder if she's one of those that said, no, I'm not going to.
Yeah, I'll pass.
Sorry, Weinstein.
I'm not going to sleep with you.
And it ruined her career.
Well, maybe the principal on Ferris Bueller's Day Off ruined it for her.
Oh, he went to jail.
He's a pedo.
Total pedo.
The principal.
Well, hold on.
Yes, he is.
I do not want to.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
No, no.
Defend him, Sean.
Go ahead.
No, but I mean, it wasn't like kids.
I mean, these were like, was it?
I want to say he was like 17 years old that looked like they were older.
Is that?
Were they boys?
Were they men?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
He got in trouble for it is all I know.
I don't know either.
We talked about this in one of the prior ones.
And then we started looking at what the conviction was.
Oh, the way the discussion was like, oh, is that OK?
And of course, it's not.
I mean, he's 14.
He's consensual.
Wow.
OK.
Anyway, if you haven't seen, oh, 12 Monkeys is not a good one too.
Oh, look at that.
I like 12 Monkeys.
Oh, 12 Monkeys is a great movie.
We'll get the killer kill signal.
There's a lot of good source code is really good too.
I'm not sure I've seen that one.
That's the one where he's on a train and he keeps going through it to solve a mystery.
And it turns out that he actually did get blown up.
Ah, yes, I did.
Basically, he's like a brain and like half a face.
The nostalgia of being a dude like I did see trying to reboot them.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, I saw that.
That's a great one.
Of our Rebel Yell.
Yeah, I got it.
To the Distiller's collection of the bourbon whiskey Rebel.
Handpicked from extraordinary barrels.
It's good.
Not my favorite.
Yeah, not to end on a sour note, but I drank it all.
And I had a big gulp at the end.
All the way to the end, didn't like it.
All the way to the end.
Not my favorite at all.
Thank you for sharing.
I guess Sean and I will be drinking it.
Yeah.
You can have the high west.
Thanks.
All right, well, God bless.
You know what?
It's September and.
Still hot as balls.
Yeah.
Busy times coming up.
Football season's popping up around the corner.
So next weekend, we're going to be able to talk
about the first round of fantasy football.
Yeah.
First round of NFL.
Yeah.
Suck it.
It's going to be great.
I'm looking forward to it.
All right.
This is Sean.
I'm Paul.
This is Jeff.
See ya.
And we have dudes like us.
Scorpions.
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