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than to be a really long nipple.

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If somebody's nipple look like the that stalactite

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coming from the top of that lava lamp,

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that's that's a really poor expression of a of a nipple.

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It's more of a teat.

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Yeah, it's kind of an utter like you'd milk it.

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Yeah, the teat.

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Thank you for sharing that, Jeff.

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The visualization, yes.

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Welcome back to part two.

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Yeah, so we took a little break and we we enjoyed a box of Girl Scout.

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What were they called?

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Macker? Samoans.

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Those are Samoans.

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Yeah, Samoans.

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Samoans. Oh, I thought they were.

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They put like 15 cookies in a box.

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They're from the Pacific Asia region.

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The Pan-Arysian.

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There's coconut in them.

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Lots of coconut.

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Those are my favorite ones.

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Favorite Girl Scout cookies are the Samoans.

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Absolutely.

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That's why they only put 15 in a box.

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Really? Thin mints?

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No, I like thin mints.

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I like all of them for the most part.

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Those are my favorite.

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I like the peanut butter ones.

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Peanut butter ones are good.

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The thin mints are good, but the Samoans are my favorite.

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Always have been.

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Tim Minie.

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Samoans are number one.

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Peanut butter number two.

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You like the Lorna Dunes?

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I don't know what that is.

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Sounds like a sexual position.

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It's for the Kamasutra.

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Lorna Dunes.

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Oh, no, the Lorna Dune is a...

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It's almost like just a butter cookie or a sugar cookie

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or whatever.

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Oh, get out of here.

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Look up Lorna Dune.

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You don't know how to spell girl?

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There you go.

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Lorna Dune.

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He was all, girl.

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I also like the...

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What's up, girl?

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Girl, get out of town.

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L-O-R-N-A, Lorna Dune cookie.

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There you go.

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There it is.

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Who's Lorna Dune?

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Oh, it's like super butter cookies.

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Yeah, I'm sure Girl Scouts call them something different,

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but the Danish butter cookies.

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Who the hell is Lorna Dune?

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Where'd that come from?

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Is that a person?

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It came from Bulgaria.

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Oh.

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I have no idea where Lorna Dune came from.

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How fascinating.

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See, Pepperidge Farm has chessmen.

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Jesus Christ.

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Can we move on?

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So anyway, I also like the lemon one.

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This is an awful start to part two.

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Girl Scout cookies or Lorna Dune?

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Look up Lorna Dune.

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I thought it was like some all nude Lorna Dune.

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I thought it was a model that was dressed up as a Girl Scout

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selling cookies.

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Oh.

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Oh, boo.

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Wow.

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Well, that one had a huge Merkin.

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Why'd it go away so fast?

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That one had a huge Merkin on it.

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OK.

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What the hell was that?

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It's more like an Ark 2.

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Quiet.

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There's actually dudes.

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She had a beak coming out of her.

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Stop it right now.

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I liked that for the 70s.

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OK.

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Oh my gosh.

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Wow.

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Oh my gosh.

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Anyway, Girl Scout cookies.

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We need to put parental control on this browser.

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Oh, look.

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He's already purging his son.

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Yeah, he is.

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He's selectively going through and getting rid of anything

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that's.

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That's funny.

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I think it's more funny than it is how to do that right

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off the bat.

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Yeah, no shit.

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Man, it didn't take long to figure that one out, did it?

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No.

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Teenage boys figure that out pretty quick.

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I wonder if he's done that before.

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Of course he has.

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All right.

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What do we got?

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What are we drinking?

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We are drinking.

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Something with a cool sticker.

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It's got a very cool sticker.

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We were very attracted to the bottle

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when we saw it on Saturday.

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Yeah, and when we first walked in,

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we bought this from Liquor King.

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Oh, righty.

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And we walked in, and this was right as you walk in.

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And we saw the word Rebel.

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And we like the standard Rebel, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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We have the Rebel.

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That's a go-to.

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100.

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And we saw that and was like, is that the same one?

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It is.

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We picked it up, and it's the same one.

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And it's the Distillers collection.

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And it's a weeded.

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And it says, defiantly smooth.

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And this one's 113 proof.

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And it's got some spice to it.

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It packs a punch.

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It's got some heat.

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But it's tasty.

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I like it.

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It smells really, really good right now.

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I'm thinking the longer it stays out, the more docile it is.

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As far as the taste goes, at first, it

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was kind of like, wow, that's hurting my nose.

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And now, it's smooth.

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Vanilla, you taste everything now.

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Paul's lady parts are hurting.

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I don't know.

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I don't know where it is, guys.

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I'm not digging this bourbon.

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It's got to finish.

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It's got to finish, to me, that's toxic is a little too

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strong a word.

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It's got like an oatmeal cookie finish.

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It's got an oatmeal.

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It's not my favorite.

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Oatmeal cookie with raisins.

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The finish, to me, ruins it.

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Yes.

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The nose is great.

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The palate's great.

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The finish is, I don't know.

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It's got a peanut brittle oatmeal kind of finish there.

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I like that.

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But the palate is no bullshit.

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And this is probably the part that's getting you.

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The peppery bite.

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The steaming heat that reminds you of the fiery cinnamon that

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is used in Asian cooking.

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Maybe.

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Yeah, it's a pretty specific cinnamon.

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A bit of acetone comes through and mingles

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with the burnt caramel.

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It's raw and untamed.

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And there's not much sweetness, is there?

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No.

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You just said it was sweet downstairs.

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Well, it is afterwards.

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Read that sentence again.

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That's the palate.

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A bit of acetone comes through and mingles

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with burnt caramel.

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It's raw and untamed.

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And there's not much sweetness.

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That doesn't sound favor.

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That doesn't sound, yeah.

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This guy that reviewed it did not like this.

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A 3.8 out of 10.

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Yeah, it's not winning this guy over.

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Yeah, he apparently didn't like it.

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Again, this is a barrel, a single barrel.

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So ours is different than what he had.

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And it's not bad.

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It is very spicy.

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But I'm almost tempted to buy another one.

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And store it?

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And store it.

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Wow, to your 80?

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Yeah, and sell it for $10,000.

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To finish it out, right?

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Then he says, the finish.

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The finish may be the best part of this dram,

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if only because it's missing the astringency of the nose

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and the acetone of the palate.

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Yeah, this guy did not care.

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Oh, this guy does not like it at all.

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Again, this was last year.

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That's harsh, man.

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That's harsh.

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This was last year.

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And I don't get all of that in this.

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I mean, it's a powerful bourbon.

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I'll give it that.

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It's very peppery.

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But I don't know if I.

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You know what?

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I don't like it.

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That's rude.

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What?

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You know, someone goes through all the trouble

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to put in a fantastic bourbon.

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It's offensive.

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And you get some jackass that just rips it up one side

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and down another.

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You know, at least he could have came up

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with some positive attributes to it and says,

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you know what, it's got this, this, and this.

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But you know, it just wasn't for me.

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I guess.

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I don't taste it.

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That's what you did.

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You don't like it.

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I don't like it.

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Isn't that crazy?

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Yeah.

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So anyway, the reason I want to buy one of these

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is this is something from Lux Row, the distiller Lux Row.

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And what they made this rebel from

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and what they make from their rebel Yale bourbons

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is they buy their, what do you want to call it,

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distill it or juice or bourbon or whatever from Heavens Hill.

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Shower mash.

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Distillery.

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No, I think it's the actual juice

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and then they age it and stuff.

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So they buy it from Heavens Hill, who makes Evan Williams,

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Elijah Craig, Henry McKenna.

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Instead of MDP, multi-grains products.

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Henry McKenna.

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Yeah, Heavens Hill makes their own.

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So they make all these other big brands.

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They make Larseny, which is another weeded.

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And it's probably the same stuff that Larseny's made out of.

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And so what they do is then they bottle, or I'm sorry,

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they age it and stuff like that at their place

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and then they bottle it.

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Right.

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So what's happened is MDP just bought Lux Row

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from what I understand.

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And of course, what that means is

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they're not going to buy from Heavens Hill anymore

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because they have their own.

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They're a massive supplier of distillery.

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Yeah, but how can you mess with the recipe like that?

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They're going to completely change it up.

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So what's going to happen are all the current ones

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are going to be Heavens Hill.

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So when all of these are gone, they're

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going to be gone forever.

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They're gone forever.

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So if you were a huge Heaven Hill distillery rebel fan,

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you're screwed.

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Yeah, in five years, 10 years, someone puts this on the market,

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you're like, I want it.

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How long has that aged?

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Probably three to five years.

278
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I don't know if it says on here.

279
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I don't think there's an age statement.

280
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It says barrel filled November 2, 2016.

281
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So five years, about.

282
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OK.

283
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Four years, five years.

284
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That's respectable.

285
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So that's what I said.

286
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If you buy it, then you just stick it in your safe somewhere

287
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and forget about it.

288
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But you've got to have the mechanism to put the effort

289
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to sell it.

290
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Amazon Marketplace.

291
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There you go, one bottle.

292
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One bottle.

293
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One bottle for $1.2 million.

294
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Yeah.

295
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So it's good.

296
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It's hot.

297
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It's spicy.

298
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I like it better than you do.

299
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It's not my favorite.

300
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But it's good.

301
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I like it.

302
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I'm going to finish it.

303
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,020
It's not like I'm not going to drink it.

304
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So you're 0 for 2.

305
00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,120
I'm 0 for 2 tonight.

306
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You didn't like the high west?

307
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I don't want to say I didn't like it.

308
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You didn't like high west or you didn't like this?

309
00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:01,040
No, the double rye.

310
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So there's just been other bourbons

311
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that we have tried that are better, in my opinion,

312
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than both of these.

313
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Anyway, it's not like I'm spitting it out.

314
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But it's not the best one we've tried.

315
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And this was actually hand selected by Liquor King.

316
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So the buyers who buy for Liquor King

317
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went and sampled multiple barrels

318
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and says we want that barrel specifically for Liquor King.

319
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:28,680
Really?

320
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Yes.

321
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,360
Well, they chose poorly.

322
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And selected by Liquor King.

323
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Or did they?

324
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What did the other ones taste like?

325
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,040
I don't know.

326
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Maybe they got the best of it.

327
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,440
Right.

328
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So when we really get into this, we could go to a place

329
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,760
and pick our own barrel.

330
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,880
Well, and then we get it for free,

331
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:52,960
because we've got 1.2 million listeners, subscribers.

332
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Because we are dudes like us.

333
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,000
But then you spend like $12,000 on the barrel,

334
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and it's ours.

335
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,200
We just put a tap on it and drink on that for a week.

336
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,320
And say, I'll tell you what, yeah.

337
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,240
And we'll try this.

338
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:03,760
And we'll.

339
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:08,720
Well, Google has the reviews put on this.

340
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,520
They've got like 7,000 reviews.

341
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:15,240
And on a scale of one to five stars, it's rated a 4.3.

342
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,040
That's what I mean.

343
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,240
This guy didn't like it, apparently.

344
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,720
So they're saying, I mean, I don't taste this.

345
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,920
But I mean, they're saying a sweet butterscotch nose,

346
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:28,600
vanilla on the palate, and a slight burn on the finish.

347
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,480
It's more than slight.

348
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,120
Yeah.

349
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:30,720
It's.

350
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,240
Yeah.

351
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,920
Gives you a pretty good hug on the chest.

352
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,840
It's basically blowtorch.

353
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,160
Blowtorch in your esophagus?

354
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:37,640
Yes.

355
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,200
Well, they said that when they went back and they bought

356
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,880
like two or three more bottles.

357
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,920
I don't know how true that.

358
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,240
How much was this?

359
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,560
It's like $40.

360
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,480
Yeah, that's a great purchase, man.

361
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:48,960
Yeah.

362
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:49,480
Yeah, it was.

363
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,240
Great purchase for $40.

364
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,520
And I bet you're right.

365
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,720
And I'm almost wondering, is it a.

366
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,960
And we can ask somebody.

367
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,080
Is it because it's been the question,

368
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:04,840
should we open the bottle, let it breathe, and then close it?

369
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,160
Oh, I don't know.

370
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,320
Yeah, we've heard different.

371
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,800
Well, they said, you know, this is both the shoulder.

372
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,120
So we'll let it sit for a few months.

373
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,240
And we'll come back to it, see what happens.

374
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:12,760
OK.

375
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,000
Totally changed the dynamic of it.

376
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,520
And the next time we break it open,

377
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,800
I'm totally willing to try it again.

378
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,320
I'm in.

379
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,440
Count me in.

380
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,320
No.

381
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,160
What, I've been voted off the island?

382
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:26,840
What the hell?

383
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,600
No, well, you didn't like it.

384
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,640
I'm allowed to have an opinion, bro.

385
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,140
No.

386
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,960
Wow.

387
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,320
This show got very liberal.

388
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,160
All right, fine.

389
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,040
If I'm not toeing the company line or.

390
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,120
Chill out, Pelosi.

391
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,000
All right, move on.

392
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,960
Or the group think.

393
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,480
She's going to retire, didn't you say, Sean?

394
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,320
That's what the buzz is, that she's retiring after this year.

395
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,200
Who is?

396
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:51,920
Pelosi.

397
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,880
And here's the reason why she's going to retire.

398
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,520
You know what?

399
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,240
I think they forecast this stuff.

400
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,360
I mean, I think they knew that Biden

401
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,160
was going to get a president.

402
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,400
That's why they came up with that amendment,

403
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,320
the 25th Amendment.

404
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,760
And what did they do anyways?

405
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,880
That's where you declare the president incompetent.

406
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,960
Yeah, no, that was always.

407
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,320
Specifically, what were they?

408
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,040
They were making some adjustments, though.

409
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:14,400
No, no, no.

410
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,200
Clarifying a few things.

411
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,040
No, no, it was always there.

412
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,240
It's an existing amendment.

413
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,240
Yeah, it's always there.

414
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,880
And they were simply getting legal advice.

415
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:26,960
Legal advice on how they could apply it.

416
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,480
What would it take to apply?

417
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,720
And so people thought, because Trump was still in office

418
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,000
when they were seeking this legal advice.

419
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,120
But it was the end of his term, wasn't it?

420
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,160
Yes, at the very end.

421
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,800
But it wasn't for Trump.

422
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,000
But my point about it is that it's very calculated.

423
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,880
So if they're saying that she's going to quit,

424
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,160
then something tells me that there's a reason why

425
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:47,960
she's going to quit.

426
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,160
And it's like you guys said.

427
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,000
She doesn't want to be part of the majority.

428
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,760
They already know that she's going

429
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,080
to lose her job in 2022 when the tides turn.

430
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,320
They know they're going to lose the House and the Senate

431
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,560
in 2022.

432
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,480
So they're trying to force as much shit as they can

433
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,640
down the America's throats.

434
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,440
And I think what's happening.

435
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,040
Well, not all of it.

436
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,440
Because in the Senate, just because it passes the House.

437
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,480
Mitch McConnell is just letting everything.

438
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,000
Well, Mitch McConnell.

439
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,280
He's such a doofus, man.

440
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,280
Well, I think there's two or three dems on the Senate side

441
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,840
that are kind of roadblocking.

442
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,760
They are.

443
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,680
They're not sure it's good for America,

444
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,120
and they're not sure it's good for their constituents.

445
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,920
Manchin and the lady Sonema or whatever her name is.

446
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,280
Yeah, so I think Pelosi's.

447
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,720
I applaud them.

448
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,560
You're supposed to look out for your constituents first.

449
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,520
That's why you are there.

450
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,280
If you were voted in as a senator from Nevada or Maine

451
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,240
or Vermont or Oregon, you are there

452
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:50,920
to represent the constituents of your state.

453
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,080
That's it.

454
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,560
That was the whole point of structuring

455
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,040
the government that way.

456
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,200
It's not toe the line.

457
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,760
Pelosi says we all vote this way, you vote this way.

458
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,960
No, it's not the way it's supposed to work.

459
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,840
I know.

460
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,360
No one's supposed to give a shit what Pelosi thinks about it

461
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,800
with California cramming shit down little tiny Maine's

462
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,920
throat.

463
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,760
Yeah, that's what they're doing is they're

464
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,440
applying California bullshit.

465
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,760
To absolutely everything.

466
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,480
Yeah, exactly.

467
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,920
That's what they're trying to do.

468
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,960
And I think Pelosi sees the right.

469
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,360
I think she barely won speaker this time.

470
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,320
And I think it was contested.

471
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:30,720
And I think she's even sees even if they win next year,

472
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,120
she's not going to win.

473
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,920
And she's not going to be number two or number

474
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,800
three in the house.

475
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,240
No, too much pride.

476
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,400
Yeah, she's going to go out on top.

477
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,720
I'm going to go out a winner.

478
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,360
Big winner.

479
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,160
Whatever.

480
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,560
Go get your haircut.

481
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,840
During a lockdown.

482
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,680
I wonder if she still gets her haircut there.

483
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,880
I doubt it.

484
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,040
I don't know.

485
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,120
Because that hairdresser.

486
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,120
She went out of business.

487
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,600
Kind of threw her out of the bus.

488
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,680
She got death threats.

489
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,120
Yeah, she had to close her business.

490
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:01,600
Really?

491
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,400
Yeah.

492
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,720
Because she released that video.

493
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,200
Yeah.

494
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,680
By the libs of the city saying we're going to ruin you.

495
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,600
Yep.

496
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,720
That is such bullshit.

497
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,520
Yep.

498
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,840
I think that's how it went down.

499
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,680
That has zero to do with her skill or her customer service

500
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,640
or anything like that.

501
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,040
Just the fact that she did that.

502
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,680
We're going to put you out of business.

503
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,320
Just like they do for these other restaurants.

504
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,120
And bakeries.

505
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,960
And yeah.

506
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,040
People across the country are saying

507
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,280
these are the worst bakery they've ever been.

508
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:32,800
Right.

509
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,160
You know?

510
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,160
And knowing that they're Christian bakeries

511
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,040
and knowing that they are against and it's

512
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:46,440
against their religion to support same-sex marriages.

513
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,000
They come to that bakery for that purpose.

514
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,720
To press the issue so they can sue them.

515
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,400
They can find so many bakeries.

516
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,960
They can find so many bakeries to make them a cake.

517
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,400
I still don't think that.

518
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,760
I mean, I don't care.

519
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,240
Everyone has their own.

520
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,520
They could do whatever they want.

521
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,240
If they're Christians and they want

522
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,080
to get into the baking business.

523
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,480
But who cares?

524
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,880
Make the fucking cake.

525
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,680
Because it's against their religion.

526
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,000
Make the fucking cake.

527
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,720
No.

528
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,680
It's not against their religion to make a fucking cake.

529
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,320
Yes, it is.

530
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,640
You know what?

531
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,720
That's not what God would want.

532
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,560
That's what God would not want.

533
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,720
God would want you to make that cake for the celebration

534
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,080
of two people loving each other.

535
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,600
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

536
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,080
Not in Christianity.

537
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:34,920
I disagree.

538
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,360
No, not in some of the, you know.

539
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,640
They do not endorse same sex marriage.

540
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,400
But that's OK.

541
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,160
You don't have to endorse it.

542
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,520
You're doing that by making a cake is what they're saying.

543
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,280
Look, man.

544
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,360
And it's their business.

545
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,200
They could do what they want.

546
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:48,840
That's exactly right.

547
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,520
It's their business.

548
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,440
It is their business.

549
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,480
But they're full of shit.

550
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,960
OK?

551
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,280
OK, thank you.

552
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,840
But they're full of shit.

553
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,720
And the thing is that we're all full of shit.

554
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,280
Because we all don't want to pollute the planet.

555
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,200
But yet we're driving fossil fuel cars.

556
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:03,720
Right.

557
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,240
OK?

558
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,760
Shut the fuck up.

559
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,240
Right.

560
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,400
We're all fucking up across the board.

561
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:14,800
You've got to chew and swallow your sin one bite at a time.

562
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,960
Because you're sinning no matter what.

563
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,440
So it's a matter of an acceptable sin.

564
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,640
To me, that's an acceptable sin.

565
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,400
When you're standing at the podium

566
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,960
and you're entering through Heaven's Gate,

567
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,240
you think God's going to sit there and look at you like,

568
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,600
you piece of shit, cock sucking, butt fucking motherfucker.

569
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,280
You made a birthday cake.

570
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,000
Or you made a wedding cake for two gay peoples.

571
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,720
Fuck that.

572
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,000
He's not going to say shit about that.

573
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,560
He doesn't give a fuck about a cake.

574
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560
Come on.

575
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,920
The fuck out of here.

576
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,160
Seriously.

577
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,480
Make the fucking cake.

578
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,600
Nah.

579
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,640
I disagree.

580
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,440
I mean, if they're a Christian bakery, right?

581
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,840
If they're a Christian bakery and they're celebrating Christian

582
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,120
and they make the point of their business supporting

583
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,560
Christian marriages, they can't support it.

584
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,680
But here's what bothers me.

585
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:08,040
So why would a same sex couple who

586
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,680
knows that they're a Christian bakery,

587
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,840
why would they go insist that they make them

588
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:17,280
a cake for any purpose other than being evil?

589
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,760
So here's where-

590
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,040
They're evil.

591
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,960
They're trying to drive them out of business.

592
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,720
They're trying to-

593
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,560
Absolutely.

594
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,320
They're trying to-

595
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,920
There's always a way around it.

596
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,000
So that Christian bakery didn't have to say shit.

597
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,360
All they had to say is, you know what?

598
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,320
We're not going to make your fucking cake.

599
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,160
That's what they did.

600
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,400
But you know what we're going to do?

601
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,200
We're going to subcontract it.

602
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,440
And just subcontract it.

603
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,560
And just say, hey, guess what?

604
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,440
Your cake will be ready.

605
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,720
And hee hee hee hee hee.

606
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,200
And those people don't know the difference.

607
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,640
And we'll have it delivered.

608
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,560
And just make money off of them.

609
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,280
Well, some people are more into the religious belief

610
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,360
than you are.

611
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,600
So they follow what was taught them.

612
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,720
And they very strongly believe it.

613
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,960
Yeah, they strongly believe in it.

614
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,880
And there's no other way.

615
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,040
And we can't shit all over religious rights.

616
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:01,440
We can't.

617
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,000
It's not a matter of shitting on them.

618
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,360
It's a matter of waking up.

619
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,760
You know, it's just a dude like me.

620
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,160
What does that mean?

621
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,840
Look, if you don't want to do something out there,

622
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,520
like they don't allow women to fucking vote.

623
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,200
They fucking still walk around with burqas on.

624
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,480
I mean, are we going to say that's OK?

625
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,960
It's religious freedom, right?

626
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,200
So they do walk around that way.

627
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:23,680
Sure it is.

628
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,160
So are we going to allow Sharia law?

629
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,520
Well, that's different.

630
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,040
Oh.

631
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,160
Law is different than asking a private company

632
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,720
to do something that is against a religious belief.

633
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,680
Yeah, I stepped over the line with Sharia law.

634
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,240
But I get it.

635
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,680
Even I can't beat that.

636
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,360
No, I just, you know, I'm a huge believer

637
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,520
in individual freedom, religious freedom.

638
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,320
I don't want the government telling me what I can or can't

639
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,800
do about anything.

640
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,520
I mean, granted, I'm not breaking the law, right?

641
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,840
But I mean, I just.

642
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:03,680
Yeah, but still, even if you're religion,

643
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,040
you're highly religious, you can't deny the fact

644
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,920
that there's homosexuals out there.

645
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,420
OK.

646
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,040
OK?

647
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,520
You can't.

648
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:18,280
It just seems ethically wrong to deny somebody

649
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,480
a celebratory token.

650
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:25,200
I mean, those people that willingly went to the bakery,

651
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,920
knowing that there's going to be an issue with it, yeah.

652
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,920
That's kind of fucked up.

653
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,440
It's evil.

654
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,360
But on the other hand.

655
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,520
And by the way, that's all of them.

656
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520
But that's just.

657
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,120
What do you mean?

658
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,400
All gay people are evil?

659
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,720
No, all the gay people that go to that bakery

660
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,680
knowing that they are vehemently opposed to making

661
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,840
any same-sex marriage cakes, and they tout themselves

662
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,800
as a Christian baker, everybody is going to be like,

663
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,000
well, if you get married, you'll be like,

664
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,440
you're going to be a Christian baker.

665
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,840
And you're going to be like, well,

666
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,520
if you're going to be a Christian baker,

667
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,960
you're going to be a gay couple.

668
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,040
You're going to be a gay couple.

669
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,240
And so if you're going to be a gay couple and you're

670
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,400
coming out there and you're making cake for yourself

671
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,240
as a Christian baker, every single gay couple

672
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,600
that goes there asking for a cake is evil.

673
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,240
So this would be like going into an Indian restaurant

674
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,960
and demanding a hamburger or a steak

675
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,440
and then suing them because they would not serve you that.

676
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,280
How is it different?

677
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,120
The cow is a real.

678
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,880
Because they don't have cow there.

679
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,800
They don't have gay cakes at this other place.

680
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,640
Right.

681
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,440
What's a gay cake?

682
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,760
Is it a donut?

683
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,280
I don't know, you know what I mean?

684
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,120
They don't have.

685
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,520
Yes, I would like the gay cake.

686
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,440
They don't have the groom and groom figurines.

687
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,480
They don't have the bride and bride figurines.

688
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,300
All right.

689
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:38,960
They don't serve that, they don't make that.

690
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,040
Okay, with that point taken, I understand.

691
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,680
I mean, that means, hey, you want your cake,

692
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,820
get your cake, I don't care what kind of cake it is.

693
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:48,080
Look, you want a gay cake?

694
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,480
You want to make fucking rainbows on it?

695
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,520
Or are you just saying the thing at the top

696
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,480
is a guy and a guy?

697
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,640
Because you can go anywhere and go get a guy and a guy.

698
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,960
So just get the cake from there and just say,

699
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,140
hey, look, we're not going to give you a gay cake,

700
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,320
but we're going to give you a cake.

701
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,200
We're not talking about the little statues

702
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,200
at the top of it.

703
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,600
They go to Kroger and get a cake.

704
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,480
We accessorize plain cakes.

705
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,000
Bring them here.

706
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,680
Take your Christian cake here,

707
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,760
and you can open up a second business right next door.

708
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,580
Right next door.

709
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,240
I'm going to take the Christian cake.

710
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,200
Which is amazing.

711
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,760
And then I'm going to sell it to all these gays.

712
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,880
I think that's a fantastic idea.

713
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,280
Problem solved.

714
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:29,280
So real quick, I just got some texts from my Mexican team.

715
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:33,840
It has had a huge earthquake down there.

716
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,680
Whoa.

717
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,880
In Mexico City.

718
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,720
Really?

719
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,700
7.1.

720
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:38,840
Wow, that's significant.

721
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,400
Well, and it's even worse in Mexico City

722
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,440
because of its geography.

723
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,620
Yeah.

724
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,800
They're in a bowl, and it goes back and forth,

725
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,320
back and forth, back and forth, and just gets worse.

726
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,840
So what are they saying?

727
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,740
He says that everyone's checked in except for one person,

728
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,360
but it was a big one.

729
00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:00,880
And he said to look for videos online,

730
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,120
there were very weird lights in the sky.

731
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:04,960
Yeah, that does happen.

732
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,280
So a magnitude of 7.0 earthquake, 847,

733
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,640
which is about 45 minutes ago.

734
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,480
Oh, shit.

735
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,840
That's a few miles from Acapulco.

736
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,680
Yeah.

737
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,080
Interesting.

738
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,640
But it felt in Mexico City.

739
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,480
Oh, yeah.

740
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,480
How close to Mexico City?

741
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,300
Well, they're in the, well,

742
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,280
Mexico City's tremendously large.

743
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,560
Right.

744
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,840
And everyone's scattered

745
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,300
because we're all remote right now, right?

746
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:35,080
So that's why I need everyone to check in

747
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,820
to make sure everyone's all right.

748
00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:37,660
Oh, man, that's scary.

749
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:41,040
We've heard from everyone but one person so far, yeah.

750
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,160
Have you guys ever been in an earthquake before?

751
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,000
I've never been in an earthquake.

752
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,920
I have.

753
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,320
There's one time I was Cincinnati.

754
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,760
I was laying there on the sofa.

755
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,600
It is, sir.

756
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,640
And things started to, which is weird.

757
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,240
You don't think of earthquakes in Cincinnati.

758
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,080
But now I know.

759
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,280
They happen.

760
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,040
And it just, you just kind of,

761
00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,880
it wasn't big or anything like that.

762
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:00,700
Right.

763
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,120
It was just weird, right?

764
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,760
Nothing fell off the shelves or anything like that.

765
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,920
They just kind of swayed a little bit.

766
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,760
Yeah.

767
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,760
Really fast and that was it.

768
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,960
Yeah.

769
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,840
So that was my experience with it.

770
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,640
Yeah, I was in a big one in Tokyo in 1978 or 77.

771
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,600
It was scary.

772
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,640
And it comes in waves.

773
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,480
Well, that's the thing.

774
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,600
It's the aftershocks that are sometimes the worst part

775
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,960
because your buildings have cracked and everything.

776
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,120
Maybe they haven't fallen yet.

777
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:27,960
Right.

778
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,760
Now the aftershock comes and it finishes it.

779
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,520
Well, now Tokyo's amazing

780
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,480
in that they design their buildings to shake in sections.

781
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,120
Well, that's what Mexico City does as well.

782
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,160
Yep, yep.

783
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,600
And so that's what our building was like.

784
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,800
I was on the 10th floor of a 10 story building.

785
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,240
That was where our apartment was.

786
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,240
And oh, it's a freaky thing, man,

787
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,200
when you're experiencing the swaying and then it,

788
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,720
you don't, and the thing is you don't know

789
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,960
how big it's gonna get.

790
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,600
It always starts out slow.

791
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,440
You know what I mean?

792
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,080
When it starts, it always starts out slow.

793
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,600
Those initial waves that are coming at you.

794
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,760
So then you're on edge, right?

795
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,580
You're on alert.

796
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:07,640
Like how big's it gonna be?

797
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,400
And it gets bigger and it gets bigger

798
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,840
and it gets bigger and then like you start to like

799
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,720
run, get towards the exits and.

800
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,160
Oh, it was, yeah, it was crazy.

801
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,200
I mean, you see some of those videos like in Japan

802
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,800
or China or wherever they are, excuse me,

803
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,000
where they're sitting, there's an office camera

804
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,080
and they're at the desk and then all of a sudden

805
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,160
shit just starts flying everywhere.

806
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,360
And you're just like, what the hell?

807
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,800
And you're rolling to the left, rolling to the right.

808
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,560
It literally is a wave.

809
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,400
It's a wave.

810
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,240
Yeah, the buildings do that now.

811
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,080
It's crazy.

812
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,920
The buildings wave like this.

813
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,920
I mean, that's what's happening.

814
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,800
An earthquake is a shockwave sent through the ground

815
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,640
that is making the.

816
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,560
You know what's even more amazing?

817
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:52,560
The technology, not just the ancient technology

818
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,700
of some of those Asian buildings, the old school ones,

819
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,640
where they have, they've got that rod

820
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,120
that goes down the center of the building

821
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,800
and it offsets the, when the building's going back and forth,

822
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,840
it offsets the centrifugal force, is that what it is?

823
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,360
No, that's.

824
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,200
Centrifugal, that's rounded around.

825
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,160
That's rounded around.

826
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,160
Something like when, so when the building's going one way,

827
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,740
the, it forces that rod to go the opposite way,

828
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,000
which causes the building until it settles back.

829
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,840
To stabilize it.

830
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,560
Yeah, well, it's just amazing that.

831
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,400
Amazing.

832
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,160
You know, that they figured that shit out,

833
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,760
you know, thousands of years ago.

834
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,520
Yeah, so I'm hoping everything is.

835
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,480
Yeah, that's scary, man.

836
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,320
I don't know.

837
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,400
Is there any images over there?

838
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,680
Mexico City or Mexico Earthquake.

839
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,920
Yeah, Mexico City Earthquake.

840
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,960
He said there's videos out there.

841
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,520
I don't know if they've been left this way yet.

842
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,500
Go to Gugel.

843
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,760
And.

844
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,280
Gugel.

845
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,120
Not 85, that was the bad one, 85.

846
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,860
Go to videos, see if there's any videos, any VIDGs.

847
00:27:56,860 --> 00:28:00,020
So it was sourced from, closer to Acapulco.

848
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,080
2017, yeah, those are all, those are all old.

849
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:04,920
Nothing's come out yet.

850
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,480
Nothing's come out yet.

851
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,880
So I guess down there.

852
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,240
That's 14 minutes ago.

853
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,520
7.4.

854
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,520
Wow. So it's bigger.

855
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,560
It's all over the place.

856
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,400
Yeah.

857
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,240
Yeah, it's a big deal.

858
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,560
Rocks the coast.

859
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,280
So Acapulco.

860
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,120
Is on the Pacific Coast.

861
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,440
Is a depth of 12.6 kilometers.

862
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,840
So I don't know if that translates to miles,

863
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,280
but the point is, is that it's at.

864
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,760
Well, 10K is 6.2 miles.

865
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,000
So a 12.6 kilometers.

866
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,560
So Mexico City is tremendously higher than that.

867
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,760
It's over 7,000 feet.

868
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,640
So.

869
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,360
Which is a mile and something up.

870
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,080
Crazy.

871
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:52,080
Well, I hope it's not like widespread, crazy damage.

872
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,560
Well, then you always have to,

873
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,680
especially when it happens on the coast like that,

874
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,920
you worry about.

875
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,760
Tsunamis.

876
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,720
Yeah, tsunamis.

877
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,560
Exactly, yeah.

878
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,800
Across the ocean.

879
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,640
Yep.

880
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,160
On the other side.

881
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,960
Because it will just build the shock waves.

882
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,640
So anyway, that was, I get,

883
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,640
I've never gotten one this late,

884
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,440
but during the day I'll get an IM.

885
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,000
We're having an earthquake.

886
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,920
We're gonna disappear for a little bit

887
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,880
because they do their protocol, right?

888
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,720
Oh yeah.

889
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,560
Especially if they're in the office.

890
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,800
Do you wanna head out in the streets?

891
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,720
Right, so I'll get an IM and I don't hear anything.

892
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,720
I'm like, what's going on?

893
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,560
What's happening?

894
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,600
What's going on?

895
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,920
You know, and 20 minutes later I'll find out,

896
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,120
we're okay, or it was a minor one,

897
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,680
or it was a big one and we're down,

898
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,080
or whatever the scenario is, right?

899
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,320
But it's happened probably four or five times

900
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,280
in the last several years.

901
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,360
Yeah.

902
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,640
Prevention, protection, mitigation of all the.

903
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,720
Yeah, when I go down there,

904
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,760
especially the first time, it was kind of strange

905
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,120
because when you get in these hotels,

906
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,520
there are a lot of high rises in Mexico City

907
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:58,040
is one of those, and these hotels are 15, 20 stories.

908
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,800
And when you get in, there's the,

909
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,080
instead of the fire escape,

910
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,000
there's the earthquake escape signs.

911
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:04,840
Okay.

912
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,240
And they'll give you directions,

913
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,320
and they'll be in Spanish, then they'll be in English.

914
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,400
That's interesting, I never seen that.

915
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,720
So what are the earthquake signs?

916
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,520
What do you do?

917
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,280
You go down, you don't take the elevator, obviously.

918
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,320
Right. Right.

919
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,200
It's, I can't remember what it was.

920
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,080
I don't know if you exit the building or what,

921
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,080
but there's some specific directions

922
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,880
that you do this, this, and this.

923
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,120
Yeah, it's a 500 foot pole that you jump on,

924
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,880
kind of like a fire pole. Like a fire pole.

925
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,520
And it goes straight down to the lobby.

926
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,200
And then it starts winging like this.

927
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,280
Nice. Yeah.

928
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,160
Then it flings you across the.

929
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,680
Oh really? Yeah.

930
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,520
It's a ride.

931
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,160
Wow.

932
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,520
No, so that was interesting. That's extreme.

933
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,160
So that was interesting, I saw that,

934
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,080
the first one down there, I don't know, 10 years ago.

935
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,280
And you don't see that up here.

936
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,120
I still don't understand.

937
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,520
So in the event of an earthquake,

938
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,560
we want you to do this.

939
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,120
And so what do they say, go downstairs?

940
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:58,960
Yeah, stairs.

941
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,800
I can't remember.

942
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,640
It's gotta be stairs.

943
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,680
What else is it gonna be, like a big slide?

944
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,760
Pull up earthquake warning.

945
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,640
I'm sure they haven't been San Francisco

946
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,000
and places that are prone to earthquakes.

947
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,320
Right, but they're just staircases.

948
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,360
I mean, I can't imagine there'll be anything else.

949
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,040
Well, natural disasters are crazy.

950
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:21,240
I mean, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes.

951
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,200
I mean, it's just, you know, you were mentioning

952
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,600
that there was some horrific stuff

953
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,560
from this past hurricane in New Orleans.

954
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,400
That's bad.

955
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,280
You know, I didn't really hear a whole lot.

956
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,320
Yeah, they didn't cover a lot.

957
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,640
I mean, you know, they did the whole,

958
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,080
when it made landfall, they were like,

959
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,640
everybody's holding their breath, waiting to see,

960
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,280
you know, if there's a massive flooding

961
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,120
and all this kind of stuff.

962
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,960
And then it seems like the news just kinda...

963
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:43,800
Kinda forgot about it.

964
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,640
Yeah, they just kinda...

965
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,440
But I think it's destroyed down there, though.

966
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,160
It's destroyed, it's completely destroyed down there.

967
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,600
Are they tired of covering these things?

968
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,200
I don't know.

969
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,040
I mean, what...

970
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,280
Are they not getting the views that they used to?

971
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,120
You know, it's weird.

972
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:55,960
And then it went inland,

973
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,720
and then it headed over to Philadelphia and New York,

974
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,280
and it dropped record amounts of rainfall,

975
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,760
and there was like flooding all over the place,

976
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,360
and they jumped all over that footage.

977
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,080
I tell you, it's because of the people who live there.

978
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:06,920
Is it?

979
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,740
I guarantee it.

980
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,920
They don't give a shit about the people in Louisiana?

981
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,280
No, because they're a bunch of backward swamp people.

982
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,120
That's what they think.

983
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:12,940
That's what they think.

984
00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:14,280
A bunch of Southerners who gives a shit.

985
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,120
Well, I mean, really?

986
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:15,940
But us New Yorkers...

987
00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:17,440
Have you looked at a map of New Orleans

988
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,480
in that region, the Lafayette?

989
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,640
Or flyover country?

990
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,160
Dude, it's total swamp.

991
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,000
I mean, you can...

992
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,820
Yeah.

993
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,120
You can get...

994
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,280
If you have one of those little boats

995
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,280
with a little fan on the back, you can get anywhere.

996
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,120
Yeah.

997
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,680
I mean, a huge region.

998
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,500
Right.

999
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,000
And plus, just to think that,

1000
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,600
because of my job, I kind of scrolled in

1001
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,480
on some of the satellite imaging,

1002
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,440
and I wanted to see the dykes holding up

1003
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,560
all the water and stuff.

1004
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,400
This is the one.

1005
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,560
These women are...

1006
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,880
Really thick women.

1007
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,720
Holding on.

1008
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,540
Oh.

1009
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:51,920
You know?

1010
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,600
It's kind of like...

1011
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,440
Short haired.

1012
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,480
Like, are you living there?

1013
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,320
Right.

1014
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,140
That's the thing.

1015
00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:00,480
It was a bad idea to build it under sea level anyway,

1016
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,400
but that was a French idea.

1017
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,240
You know, I'm just like...

1018
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,080
The French.

1019
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,400
Some French engineers like,

1020
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,640
I'm gonna make this work for you.

1021
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,480
Well, you know what?

1022
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,440
In their...

1023
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,920
Chinese or Japanese.

1024
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,120
Was it French?

1025
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,320
I'm sure it was some sort of...

1026
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,960
I mean, because they can have like the...

1027
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,800
God bless it.

1028
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,640
Like in Italy.

1029
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,480
Louisiana, Purchase.

1030
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,800
How they have...

1031
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,760
A leaning tower piece.

1032
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,080
The canals in Italy.

1033
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,920
Because when the water gets high in Italy,

1034
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,240
the water comes in and it comes out.

1035
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,000
And Venice.

1036
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,120
Florence.

1037
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,000
Venice.

1038
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,840
Venice.

1039
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:31,660
Yeah.

1040
00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:32,500
Aren't they in Venice?

1041
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,080
Isn't that where the canals are in Venice?

1042
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,920
Greece.

1043
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,760
Yes.

1044
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,600
Though the canals are in Florence.

1045
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,440
I don't know.

1046
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,280
I think it's...

1047
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,760
I think it's in Venice.

1048
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,880
I'm gonna say Florence.

1049
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,760
I'm gonna say Venice.

1050
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,600
Okay.

1051
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,420
I know mine.

1052
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:45,260
I think we're flying right, but I'm mostly right.

1053
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,480
My money's on Venice.

1054
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,240
Florence is the home of a lot of...

1055
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,600
Like artists back in the day.

1056
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,440
Yeah.

1057
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,280
Yeah.

1058
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,640
Canals already were on it.

1059
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,480
There it is.

1060
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,300
Canals.

1061
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,840
Well, I'm not saying that the Venice doesn't have canals,

1062
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,320
but I've actually been to the Florence canals and Venice.

1063
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,160
Your canals.

1064
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,320
These are the Venise canals.

1065
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,480
Venetian.

1066
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,680
Venetian canals.

1067
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,520
Okay.

1068
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,680
Set this aside, but I'm talking about the waterways.

1069
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,580
So, I mean, outside the canal-esque area of Italy,

1070
00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:17,680
the next one up would be like,

1071
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,520
I could compare the New Orleans, Louisiana area

1072
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,520
is like Greece because it's just a scattered...

1073
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,760
I don't think Greece has swamps, do they?

1074
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,080
No, Greece is a bunch of islands, right?

1075
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,080
No, but there's a lot of small, little, tiny little islands.

1076
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:36,780
I mean, it's just...

1077
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:39,520
That doesn't look like New Orleans to me.

1078
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,360
This shot here that you see.

1079
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,200
Yeah, that's beautiful.

1080
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,080
That looks nothing like Louisiana.

1081
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,920
I'm going to Greece.

1082
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,260
The shot, the shot.

1083
00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:48,160
Have you seen what this really looks like

1084
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,000
when these cruise ships hit?

1085
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,840
It looks like shit.

1086
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,960
Oh, there's thousands of people trying to get that shot.

1087
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,160
So, thousands, it's not like this where it's empty.

1088
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,080
Right, you have to go when there's no cruise ships.

1089
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,360
Yeah, so when like three or four cruise ships

1090
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,560
align at once and all the steps are full,

1091
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,960
everything, it's ridiculous.

1092
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,080
I'm like, this would be terrible

1093
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,160
because you're expecting this.

1094
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,000
That makes it not fun.

1095
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,840
And you're fighting Disney cranes.

1096
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,120
I'll put up a Google map and just kind of stare down on it.

1097
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,120
That's kind of what I'm getting at with the islands.

1098
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,360
You know, and that's not even going to show a nice rendition.

1099
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,920
But anyways, is that really?

1100
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,600
No, that looks like Louisiana.

1101
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,440
Scroll out.

1102
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,400
Are those canals?

1103
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,240
Scroll out?

1104
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,880
Out?

1105
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:31,720
Not over, out.

1106
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,400
Canals.

1107
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,480
They're canals.

1108
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,360
I'm sorry, Venice canals.

1109
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,180
Canals.

1110
00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:38,320
They have Sicily, right?

1111
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,160
There's Athens.

1112
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,000
I thought it was Sicily.

1113
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,840
Crete.

1114
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,540
Before we show too much more world geography ignorance here,

1115
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:49,580
can we move on?

1116
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,200
Canals.

1117
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,040
Canals.

1118
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,920
There's the Venice canals.

1119
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,640
There's a whole bunch of water over there.

1120
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,480
Shit.

1121
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,400
Can I catch my large mouth fast?

1122
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,920
Can we move on?

1123
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,080
Greece is beautiful.

1124
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:05,920
Of course it's beautiful.

1125
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,040
That's the Adriatic.

1126
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,480
Or is that the agency?

1127
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,300
I don't know.

1128
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,040
It's either agent or Adriatic.

1129
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,040
Look at that Google dude.

1130
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,240
He's got a backpack.

1131
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,720
What are we doing?

1132
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,560
Look at the Google map.

1133
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,400
We're scrolling down the street in Greece.

1134
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,560
Yeah, I can see that.

1135
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,360
We're on the Kalamaki Beach Hotel.

1136
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,440
Sounds like Hawaii.

1137
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,440
Anyway.

1138
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,040
Well, so the...

1139
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,440
What if there are any sharks in there?

1140
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,280
Two or three.

1141
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,520
Some great wine or maybe some orcas.

1142
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,580
I don't know.

1143
00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:40,480
Tons of orcas.

1144
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,840
I remember we went to,

1145
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:48,600
I went to the Mediterranean while we were living in Germany.

1146
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,160
We took a vacation to Italy.

1147
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,280
We hit the Mediterranean.

1148
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,140
And I remember in low tide like that,

1149
00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:57,360
you could look out into the ocean, producer.

1150
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,240
I mean, you could literally walk all the way out

1151
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,640
past that boat and still be at waist high.

1152
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,540
Oh, that's crazy.

1153
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,080
What if it's a nude beach?

1154
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,200
It is an all nude beach.

1155
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,520
Yeah, that's nude right there.

1156
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,720
Zoom in on that nude dude.

1157
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,960
Well, he's not only to the left.

1158
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,800
Well, that's not really a beach.

1159
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,640
That's basically rocks.

1160
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,120
See right there, his pants are off.

1161
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:16,960
He's anal.

1162
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,680
Okay, wow, wow.

1163
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,080
He's got a suntan as anus.

1164
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:20,920
No, he's not.

1165
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,200
Oh, they call that sun bleaching.

1166
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,680
Yeah, well, no, actually they say that's revitalizing.

1167
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,640
It's supposed to do something to your inner core.

1168
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,480
It is?

1169
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,360
To bleach your asshole.

1170
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,200
Yeah, that's what I mean.

1171
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,020
In the sun.

1172
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:32,320
Expose your sun to the, your anus to the sun.

1173
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,200
It's supposed to...

1174
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,080
Is there a correct position to do that?

1175
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:35,920
Yes.

1176
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,920
But in the air.

1177
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,960
Yeah, well, he's almost doing it.

1178
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,800
He's got it.

1179
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,620
Like red eye in the sun.

1180
00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:42,360
God, what?

1181
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,720
I think they call it stink eyeing.

1182
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,560
Okay.

1183
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,240
Okay, listen, I'm not feeling so good, guys.

1184
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,600
I'll see you guys later.

1185
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,760
Is that bourbon getting to you?

1186
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,440
Yeah, I think so.

1187
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,280
Could have been the stink eye comment.

1188
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,440
Jeez.

1189
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,880
Yeah, that's him, Heidi.

1190
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:58,720
Anyway, that looks nice.

1191
00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,560
I'd go there.

1192
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,800
There's a little restaurant there.

1193
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,400
Get a couple of...

1194
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,480
Get some clams.

1195
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,560
What are those dudes selling?

1196
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,560
Stop the madness.

1197
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,880
The producer is like walking down the street

1198
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,960
using the Google Maps.

1199
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,080
And there's like these dudes and hobos

1200
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,280
and did this.

1201
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,800
They're selling like Rolexes or something.

1202
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,880
Yeah, what are you selling there, dude?

1203
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,040
He's got a backpack on.

1204
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,160
Hey, how you doing?

1205
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,000
Yo.

1206
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,760
You got a cannoli?

1207
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,600
Okay.

1208
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,880
Got some trash, got some water bottles.

1209
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,440
All right, so the earthquake in Mexico City,

1210
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,000
that's, I can't wait to hear more about that.

1211
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,440
Yeah, so I'll probably, I'll get an update tomorrow.

1212
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,160
Nope.

1213
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,520
Prevention, protection, mitigation.

1214
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,360
Make sure you prepare it.

1215
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,360
Oh, look at that little girl.

1216
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,280
You know, I've never been to Greece, though.

1217
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,120
I have.

1218
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,960
Oh.

1219
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,800
Oh.

1220
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,640
Ew.

1221
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,480
Yep.

1222
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,320
Mr. Braggart.

1223
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,800
I'm a snob.

1224
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,640
That umbrella.

1225
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,920
I've seen the Acropolis, the Parthenon.

1226
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,320
Arka-Tuthis?

1227
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,440
Arka-Tuthis.

1228
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,840
Did it come out of the water?

1229
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,680
It did.

1230
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,640
Did you tattoo your name on his beak?

1231
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,480
No.

1232
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,400
Did you ever see that movie, Orca?

1233
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,240
Yeah, I think so.

1234
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,200
It kind of came out at the same time

1235
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,320
as the Jaws did, I think, to try to capitalize on that.

1236
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,160
Orca?

1237
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,040
Is that Dolphins?

1238
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,640
No, it's Killer Whales.

1239
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,480
Yeah, okay.

1240
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaking of exciting movies that are coming out soon,

1241
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,680
Matrix 4.

1242
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,520
What's that coming out?

1243
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,320
I thought I got a glimpse of that somewhere.

1244
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,760
That's the original cast.

1245
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,280
Is Mr. Anderson that guy?

1246
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,440
Wait, is it the original cast?

1247
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,360
Well, Keanu Reeves, right?

1248
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,400
He's definitely in it.

1249
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,040
Is Morpheus, the black dude, Lawrence Fishburne,

1250
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:37,880
is he in it?

1251
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:38,720
I don't know.

1252
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,440
I said that, and now I'm backtracking a little bit.

1253
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,560
An agent.

1254
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,400
I don't know if it's-

1255
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,520
Gosh, who's the agent's name?

1256
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,360
Cooper?

1257
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,200
Is that his name?

1258
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,020
Agent.

1259
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,860
Agent Smith.

1260
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:48,700
Agent Smith?

1261
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,560
Didn't he get destroyed?

1262
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,400
Well, but he's-

1263
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,480
Yeah, but he's digital.

1264
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,840
Yeah, he's like a non-fungible token.

1265
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,200
He's an NFT.

1266
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,480
Is the chick in it?

1267
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,560
Cause she died.

1268
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,800
She died, yeah, we can't have her in there.

1269
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,640
That's too bad.

1270
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,640
Trinity.

1271
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,480
You're talking about Trinity.

1272
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,320
Yeah, Trinity.

1273
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,000
Carrie Ann Moss.

1274
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,720
Yeah, she was able to rock that leather suit.

1275
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,720
Dude, she was totally rocking it.

1276
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,560
Yeah, I liked it.

1277
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,400
No, she is in it.

1278
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,240
How about that?

1279
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,080
She is?

1280
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,680
No, Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving.

1281
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,320
There it is, Matrix 4 cast, Keanu Reeves.

1282
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,140
Trinity's in there.

1283
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:25,240
Oh, Priyanka Chopra.

1284
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,240
I don't know who that is.

1285
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,560
You don't know who that is?

1286
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,000
No, why would I know who that is?

1287
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,840
Oh, you do.

1288
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,580
She married one of those brothers, Jonas.

1289
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:35,800
Like I follow the Jonas Brothers.

1290
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,640
Of course you do.

1291
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,480
Who is Jonas?

1292
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,440
Of course you do.

1293
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,280
Be quiet.

1294
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,120
She's beautiful.

1295
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:40,960
I'm not saying she's not.

1296
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,160
Was she on a Netflix,

1297
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,400
very sexual show?

1298
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,240
Oh, well, I can't.

1299
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,080
I got my brain stuck.

1300
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,360
Oh, you talking about Guantanamo Bay?

1301
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,640
No.

1302
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,680
She's really pretty.

1303
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,600
Okay, anyway.

1304
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,440
Still pooping though.

1305
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,840
Can you go back to find out who the rest of the cast is?

1306
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,400
Yeah, so it's, remember the guy, Cypher?

1307
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,440
The guy that, he kind of.

1308
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,560
Neil Patrick Harris.

1309
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,760
He went against everybody and

1310
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,960
he went to Agent Smith.

1311
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,320
He was kind of like, well, I'm gonna go ahead

1312
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,480
and get them to get over here.

1313
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,640
He was the piece of shit guy.

1314
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,500
Agent Smith, see if there's a picture of him.

1315
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,160
I'm not Agent Smith, but Cypher.

1316
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,080
He was the Joe Panelloni.

1317
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,920
Panelloni.

1318
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,740
Panelliano.

1319
00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:27,760
Cypher's the one that totally backstabbed him.

1320
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,720
He backstabbed him and kills, you know.

1321
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,840
And he's like, I know the steak isn't real,

1322
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,840
but I don't care.

1323
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,680
Yeah.

1324
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,920
Oh yeah.

1325
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,160
He died.

1326
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,280
Yeah, he died.

1327
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,720
Yeah, he got, I don't know what they did to him,

1328
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,600
but yeah, he died.

1329
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,280
No, they just, he wanted to go back into the Matrix.

1330
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,580
Well, Cypher, and he killed Tank.

1331
00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:50,520
Well, he thought he killed Tank.

1332
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,540
Well, he didn't make it.

1333
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:53,640
I don't see Agent Smith in there, guys.

1334
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,620
He was also in Lord of the Rings.

1335
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:58,620
And Morpheus is somebody different now.

1336
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,800
He's younger.

1337
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,960
It's Yaha Abdul-Mateen.

1338
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,800
You know who Christina Rickey is?

1339
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,360
She was Wednesday on the Munsters.

1340
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,180
Yes.

1341
00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:10,020
The remake.

1342
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:10,860
You're right.

1343
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:13,260
She was also in Black Snake Moan.

1344
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,560
I'm so glad you came up with that.

1345
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,600
Where she was strapped to a chair.

1346
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,800
Hold on, hold on.

1347
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,000
Go slowly.

1348
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,840
What?

1349
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,220
What?

1350
00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:26,120
Is that your fetish?

1351
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,920
No, I heard Black Snake moan.

1352
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,160
She was tied to a chair.

1353
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,120
Yeah, she was scantily clad from what I,

1354
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,360
I never watched it, but I just, I saw the previews for it.

1355
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,360
Yeah, that might be.

1356
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,620
I think, gosh, who's the,

1357
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,280
who's the black guy who's cussing all the time?

1358
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,120
What's his name?

1359
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,560
Kevin Hart.

1360
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,380
Richard Pryor.

1361
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:47,220
He was in Marvel.

1362
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:48,060
He was.

1363
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,840
Oh.

1364
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,800
You're right, motherfucker.

1365
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,960
The guy in Pulp Fiction.

1366
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,160
Yeah, what's his name?

1367
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,000
Samuel Jackson.

1368
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Yeah, Samuel Jackson.

1369
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,320
I think he's in it with her.

1370
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,160
Really?

1371
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,000
But I'm not sure.

1372
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,240
Anyway, I have no idea what the movie's about.

1373
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,680
I just remember seeing the previews for it.

1374
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,560
She was, and this was shortly after Wednesday,

1375
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,920
so it was kind of like a shock, right?

1376
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,240
She's making this movie.

1377
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,720
Right.

1378
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:14,960
I'm super excited about that movie.

1379
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,360
The other one I'm excited about,

1380
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,280
which I thought they'd been talking about forever,

1381
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,920
and I wondered if I missed it, was Top Gun 2.

1382
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,920
That comes out in the Christmas time, I think.

1383
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,440
Okay, I'm excited about that one.

1384
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440
And this is what's cool.

1385
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,600
You know how Val Kilmer's had a rough time?

1386
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,240
Oh yeah, he has throat.

1387
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,920
Yeah, throat cancer, he looks awful, he sounds awful,

1388
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,320
and Tom Cruise said-

1389
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,080
Are they gonna let me play on the Top Gun 2?

1390
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,200
That was my impersonation of Val Kilmer.

1391
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,040
Yeah, that's it.

1392
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,160
Yeah, nice, thanks.

1393
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,000
Hey Tom, thank you.

1394
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,160
And so Tom Cruise said-

1395
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,520
My severance check.

1396
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,920
Tom Cruise said, we do this with him or we don't do it.

1397
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,560
Well, here's a big part of the first one.

1398
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,960
You know, I got a hand at the Tom.

1399
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,040
That's awesome.

1400
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,640
I think he's a complete jackass, and I-

1401
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,720
But how do you know?

1402
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,640
Hold on, let me finish my thought.

1403
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,200
He is a jackass.

1404
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,400
I don't think you know that.

1405
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,880
I think he was a jackass.

1406
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,680
I think you're basing it on when he jumped on the couch

1407
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,520
because he was in love.

1408
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,340
That's one-

1409
00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:12,180
That's so stupid.

1410
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:14,200
Okay, well, Scientology, and I'm gonna leave it there.

1411
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,040
All right?

1412
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:15,880
All right.

1413
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,320
So that's all based on, you know, based on,

1414
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,160
I'll just take Scientology, the only thing.

1415
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,000
But you know what?

1416
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,760
It's little moments like that.

1417
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,600
Yeah.

1418
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,400
That kind of chaot, sway me to say,

1419
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,720
all right, I think I'll start watching some of his stuff.

1420
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,560
You know, and maybe he learned.

1421
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,080
I love his movies.

1422
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,200
And maybe he learned, you know, and then the-

1423
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,960
Well, he stayed out of that, well, for the most part,

1424
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,680
he's had some blowups over the whole COVID thing and-

1425
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,280
Yeah, and rightfully so, because if COVID,

1426
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,760
if this thing about COVID was real,

1427
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,000
and you know, it doesn't matter what,

1428
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,800
it's just the CDC says certain things,

1429
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,440
then you gotta abide by certain rules.

1430
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,920
And he was just like, hey man,

1431
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,760
these are the rules that were given to us.

1432
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,800
We're able and we're allowed to make these movies

1433
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,120
under these conditions.

1434
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,760
And if you don't follow these conditions,

1435
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,400
then we're gonna have to be shut down.

1436
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,560
And he says, I'm the one funding this fucking movie.

1437
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,520
To the tune of $200 million.

1438
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Yeah, I mean, come on.

1439
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,960
I mean, quit fucking around, guys.

1440
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,280
I mean, if we're gonna do this, let's do it under,

1441
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
I'm with you, I'm with you.

1442
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,120
Yeah.

1443
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,600
And so that, to me, that was kind of like, all right,

1444
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,080
well, you know, I disagree with a lot of this stuff,

1445
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,040
but you know what?

1446
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,600
That's straight up shit there.

1447
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,800
And hats off to him, I support him for that.

1448
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,640
Yeah.

1449
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,840
I did too, is that showing leadership

1450
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,240
and showing professionalism.

1451
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,680
I was with him.

1452
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,520
I was with him on that.

1453
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,640
A lot of people had a problem with him

1454
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,000
because he's mean.

1455
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,840
That was mean.

1456
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,680
Ah, whatever.

1457
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,520
Ah, whatever.

1458
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,880
I think it's the wussification of the world right now.

1459
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,120
Snowflake-ism.

1460
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,960
Yeah, so he's been really.

1461
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,560
Well, I can understand him having a little man syndrome

1462
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,280
because he is a very petite person.

1463
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,720
Yeah, he's four foot four.

1464
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:50,000
Yeah, come on, buddy, get in my pocket.

1465
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,280
How are we gonna make him look bigger?

1466
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,440
Just tassel his hair.

1467
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,600
He's in platforms.

1468
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,440
What's amazing is he is not a tall dude.

1469
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,680
He's pointing into toilet.

1470
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,600
His feet dangle.

1471
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,520
He's a little grappling hook.

1472
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,760
Hey, buddy.

1473
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,280
I mean, he is not, he's not a tall dude,

1474
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,720
but they have no issues.

1475
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,800
He's gonna star in Elves too.

1476
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,920
In all the great movies he's been in,

1477
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,560
it's a non-issue.

1478
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,200
What is he like, 5'7", 5'8"?

1479
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,520
I don't know.

1480
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,280
We have to look it up.

1481
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,320
Okay, Google, how tall is Tom Cruise?

1482
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,640
5'7", 5'8".

1483
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,120
Why were we looking up that one time

1484
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:31,120
that said that's the same height as that politician?

1485
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,960
What was that?

1486
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,960
It was same height as...

1487
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:42,080
The guy that Trump, he pulled himself out

1488
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,120
of an investigation.

1489
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,840
He recused himself.

1490
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:45,760
John Durham?

1491
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,280
No, it was the guy, he was the department.

1492
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,400
Oh, he was the senator, he was the secretary.

1493
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,040
No, he was the attorney general.

1494
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,240
Pete Sessions.

1495
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,240
Yeah, Pete Sessions, he recused himself.

1496
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,720
But it just said, how tall is this guy?

1497
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,240
He says he's 5'7".

1498
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,440
No, he was an actress.

1499
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,280
Yeah, he's the same height as Carol Burnett

1500
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,120
or something like that.

1501
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,480
Yeah, it was the same height as Pete Sessions.

1502
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,920
5'4", same height as Pete Sessions.

1503
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,760
That's like, why?

1504
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,080
A total shot.

1505
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:11,920
Why?

1506
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,640
We laughed and laughed and laughed on that one.

1507
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,480
Why?

1508
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,320
It's so mean.

1509
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,680
All right, so how tall is...

1510
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,520
He's 5'7".

1511
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,600
Tom Cruise is 5'7".

1512
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,640
Okay, that's not horrendous, is it?

1513
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,360
Well, I mean, I guess. I think it's average.

1514
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,600
I mean. It's average.

1515
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,480
It's not like he's Spud Webb.

1516
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,600
How tall is Spud Webb?

1517
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,400
I thought Spud Webb was 5'6", 5'7".

1518
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,160
Well, then he's not Muggsy Bogues.

1519
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,840
He's not Joe Pesci.

1520
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:38,680
How tall is Joe Pesci?

1521
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,400
He's not Amelia Esaméz.

1522
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,080
He's not Gary Coleman.

1523
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:43,920
I mean, what's that?

1524
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,400
I'm just gonna keep going until it's smaller

1525
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,840
and smaller and smaller.

1526
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:52,840
He's not the little guy on We're the Vives.

1527
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,680
He's not Webster.

1528
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,840
He's not Time Bandits.

1529
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,440
He's been married three times.

1530
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:01,800
Katie Holmes.

1531
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,640
He's not Mini Me.

1532
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,640
He's really small.

1533
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,080
How tall is Mini Me?

1534
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,920
Like a foot.

1535
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,520
Three foot two.

1536
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,640
He died.

1537
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,480
Did he?

1538
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,320
He died, I think.

1539
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,160
They don't live very long, I don't think.

1540
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,440
I don't think he did.

1541
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,520
Do they live long?

1542
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,360
Little people?

1543
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,120
They live in Arlington, Texas, I believe.

1544
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,760
I don't know.

1545
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,120
I don't know either.

1546
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:22,960
All right, so Top Gun 2 is coming out.

1547
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,240
But you know that really famous one that's in.

1548
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:25,560
It's called Maverick. Game of Thrones.

1549
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,440
Supposed to be coming out in 2022.

1550
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,880
He's actually taller than a lot.

1551
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,200
Pete Maverick Mitchell keeps pushing the envelope

1552
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,880
after years of services as one of the Navy's top aviators.

1553
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,880
He must soon confront the past

1554
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,800
while training on a new squad of graduates

1555
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,360
of a dangerous mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice.

1556
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,320
Take the blue pill.

1557
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,160
His death.

1558
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,480
Yeah, well, I suppose he's gonna pass.

1559
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,080
See if there's a little Top Gun trailer up there,

1560
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,520
Mr. Producer.

1561
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,120
Well, I think the music is part of it.

1562
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,040
You just hear that dong, dong and you know what it is.

1563
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,760
Yeah, you know what that is.

1564
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:01,600
What is it?

1565
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,440
Don't call it.

1566
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,260
I have conic.

1567
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,600
No, this isn't like the police episode.

1568
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,120
Dong, dong.

1569
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:07,960
Dong, dong.

1570
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:08,800
It's the theme.

1571
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,640
It's the theme.

1572
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:14,280
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

1573
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,120
That.

1574
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,240
No.

1575
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:19,080
What?

1576
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,040
That's nothing.

1577
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,800
You shut your face.

1578
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,640
That right there.

1579
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,480
That there.

1580
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,720
That was an iconic sound from Top Gun?

1581
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,520
Yeah, it's the start of that song.

1582
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:29,880
I've never heard that.

1583
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,720
Na, na, na, na, na.

1584
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,400
30 plus years of service.

1585
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,480
Combat medals, citations.

1586
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,520
Only man to shoot down three enemy planes

1587
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:46,520
in the last 40 years.

1588
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,920
It's like flying five feet off the ground.

1589
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:49,760
Is that Kylo Ren?

1590
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,240
Tire, despite your best efforts, you refuse to die.

1591
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,840
That's interesting.

1592
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,960
Right off the tarmac.

1593
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,640
Straight up.

1594
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,480
That dong.

1595
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:05,320
Doing Mach 3.

1596
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,160
Dong.

1597
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,000
Bong.

1598
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,840
You should be at least a two star admiral by now.

1599
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,120
Yet here you are.

1600
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,880
Writing checks your body can't cash.

1601
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,720
Why is that?

1602
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,600
It's one of life's mysteries, sir.

1603
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,200
That's crazy.

1604
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,080
I wonder who's actually sitting in that cockpit.

1605
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,280
Absolutely.

1606
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,120
He was.

1607
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,840
Yeah, he does a lot of his own stunts and stuff.

1608
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,240
You can tell that's a spray on tan.

1609
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,560
I think the music has a lot to do with it, man.

1610
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,400
That's it.

1611
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,240
Very atmospheric.

1612
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,680
I wonder if Goose makes a comeback.

1613
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,600
Yeah, why would Goose die?

1614
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:10,600
Well, they were doing a, he was doing one of the tests

1615
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,480
and they ejected out of the plane

1616
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,320
because something went wrong.

1617
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,120
He flew into someone's jet stream.

1618
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:16,960
Well, he broke his neck.

1619
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,760
No, no, no, he broke his neck.

1620
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,400
The plane flew into someone's,

1621
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,800
what do they call that, jet wave or jet something?

1622
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,880
It's like when you fly into someone's stream.

1623
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,720
Jet stream.

1624
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,080
No, it's not, it's something else, but whatever.

1625
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,120
They lost control of the plane

1626
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,120
because it basically suffocated the intake.

1627
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,480
And so they're spinning and they're flying.

1628
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,720
And they ejected and he broke his neck

1629
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,120
on the back of the canopy.

1630
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,160
Yeah.

1631
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,480
So what's gonna happen is Goose is gonna show up

1632
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,840
and he's gonna be like one of the ghosts from Star Wars.

1633
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,120
It's gonna be like, it'd be like Obi-Wan.

1634
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,400
He'd be like, Tom, use the force.

1635
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,360
But his name's not Tom.

1636
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,160
Maverick.

1637
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,000
Bruce.

1638
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,560
Did you wipe today?

1639
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,800
Is it Bruce?

1640
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,640
Bruce.

1641
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,480
Bruce Maverick.

1642
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,320
I have no idea what his name is.

1643
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,880
What's his real name in the show?

1644
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,940
Not his real name, but his non-

1645
00:52:06,940 --> 00:52:07,780
Lieutenant Pete Maverick.

1646
00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:09,040
Call sign.

1647
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,360
His call sign's Maverick.

1648
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,800
Yeah, it's Lieutenant Pete.

1649
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,920
I don't know.

1650
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,040
It's Pete something.

1651
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:17,920
It's-

1652
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:19,800
It's Maverick.

1653
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,560
It's Lieutenant Pete.

1654
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,640
Lieutenant Pete Maverick something.

1655
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,600
Yeah, there it is.

1656
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,160
Pete Mitchell.

1657
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,000
Oh, Goose, no, no, no.

1658
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,360
Now, Val Kilmer didn't die.

1659
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,600
Goose died, that wasn't Val Kilmer.

1660
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:33,440
We know that.

1661
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,260
We know that.

1662
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:35,480
He was saying, how can they bring him back?

1663
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,840
He died.

1664
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,000
No, Goose died.

1665
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,040
I got confused.

1666
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,840
Yeah, the one Meg Ryan was married to.

1667
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,960
I know, I got confused.

1668
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,800
Sorry, my bad.

1669
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:44,620
Meg Ryan.

1670
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,640
What happens?

1671
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,460
Yeah.

1672
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,280
Well, they're not, they ask him back,

1673
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,120
is it Charlotte McGillis?

1674
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:49,940
No, they didn't.

1675
00:52:49,940 --> 00:52:51,120
She was really upset about it.

1676
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:51,960
Was she really?

1677
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,780
Yeah.

1678
00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:55,120
Poundin' down frickin' bear claws.

1679
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:55,960
Yeah.

1680
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,200
I don't think she looks the same anymore.

1681
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,960
Tom Cruise is aged better than her.

1682
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,800
I hate to say.

1683
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:02,640
Well-

1684
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,880
Tom Cruise looks better than her.

1685
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,480
He's aged better.

1686
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,040
Well, in all fairness, I mean, you know,

1687
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,320
it's all about opportunity.

1688
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,040
I mean, Tom Cruise got shitloads of money, you know?

1689
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,400
I don't know what, how Charlie McGillis,

1690
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,000
Kelly McGillis is barely making it, probably.

1691
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,840
I don't know.

1692
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,440
She probably doesn't have time to go to LA Fitness.

1693
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,520
Apparently.

1694
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,360
I don't know.

1695
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,240
To me, it seems like if you're an actor,

1696
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,880
you're, or an actress,

1697
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,820
your body is part of the whole program,

1698
00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:32,120
so you gotta take care of that thing.

1699
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:32,960
Yeah.

1700
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,800
That's what it's all about.

1701
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,200
It's, you know, charisma.

1702
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,760
That's what most of it's about is the way you look.

1703
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,360
I see we buy flight suits in pose like that.

1704
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,320
Oh, I'd love to.

1705
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,000
Especially with the knee hiked up that high.

1706
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:44,840
Look at my bulge.

1707
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,880
I don't think they make any big enough for us.

1708
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,600
Maybe, maybe Ghostbusters flight suits.

1709
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,000
Yeah, no kidding.

1710
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:51,960
They'd be really tight.

1711
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,400
Dressed up like Dan Aykroyd.

1712
00:53:55,400 --> 00:54:00,400
What are the other dudes on Ghostbusters?

1713
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,560
I'm looking forward to that.

1714
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,560
I'm also looking forward to,

1715
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,400
what was the one that's coming out in December?

1716
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,120
Because Brandon wants to go see it.

1717
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:10,960
Bill Murray.

1718
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,600
Oh, the new Spider-Man, I think.

1719
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,440
Oh.

1720
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,920
I can't get into any of those now.

1721
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,760
I can't.

1722
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,680
What is going on with that?

1723
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,640
I don't know.

1724
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,280
I'm just so sick of it.

1725
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,600
Oh, because of the, yeah.

1726
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,960
They inundated with Marvel comics and DC comics.

1727
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,800
They just inundated, inundated, inundated,

1728
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,240
one after another and I'm like, whatever.

1729
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,760
It's kind of like Star Wars.

1730
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,080
Well, maybe.

1731
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:37,920
No, I don't think so.

1732
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,240
Maybe someday I'll get back into it,

1733
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,600
but I have no interest.

1734
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,160
Marvel has, man, I don't know.

1735
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:47,200
I did really enjoy Ant-Man and Wasp Lady.

1736
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,000
How about Indian?

1737
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,640
She was in Lost.

1738
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,160
Yeah, I enjoyed that one a lot,

1739
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,160
because I like Paul Rudd.

1740
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,640
The whole thing was about the Infinity Stones.

1741
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,360
I mean, really, if you think about it,

1742
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:03,360
the whole Marvel game was about the Infinity Stones

1743
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,640
and up to the end game.

1744
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,560
I mean, because they talk about the Infinity Stones

1745
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,720
and all the way up to the end game.

1746
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,320
Then, and now, what is it?

1747
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,880
Iron Man is dead and what?

1748
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,120
Spoiler alert.

1749
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:20,960
Yeah, he ruined everything.

1750
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,640
Really, fucking movie came out 10 years ago.

1751
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,120
Yeah, but I haven't seen it.

1752
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,000
Well, take turns kissing my butt.

1753
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,880
All right, whatever, sorry.

1754
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,400
No, Iron Man's not alive.

1755
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,120
Okay, get over it.

1756
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,240
And Captain America.

1757
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,080
And Captain America.

1758
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,680
No, didn't they all die in that Civil War?

1759
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,760
They killed each other or something stupid.

1760
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,760
I'm like, why are they all fighting each other?

1761
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,800
That was stupid, too.

1762
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,960
I didn't want, you know what?

1763
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,320
I agree with some of that,

1764
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,280
but you're talking from a political standpoint.

1765
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,760
No, I'm talking from a just, it's just stupid.

1766
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,200
I think there's just too much of it.

1767
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,400
Right, it's just stupid.

1768
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,880
They jam-packed a lot of Marvel

1769
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,400
in a very short period of time.

1770
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,680
I think they had a master plan,

1771
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,120
and I think part of that plan

1772
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,120
to push out all those movies was,

1773
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,440
what is his name, Lee, the guy.

1774
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,280
Majors?

1775
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,080
No, the guy that made the Marvel.

1776
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:08,920
What's his name?

1777
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:09,920
He even does cameos in all the movies.

1778
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,760
Stan Lee.

1779
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,760
Yeah, Stan Lee.

1780
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,680
I mean, he's dead now.

1781
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,440
Well, I know, but I'm thinking there was a plan

1782
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,320
to try to produce as many of these movies

1783
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,040
and get them out before he died.

1784
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,080
Right. Could be.

1785
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,360
Because they jam-packed a bunch.

1786
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,600
I remember, do you remember when the,

1787
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,520
not the first Hulk,

1788
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,800
but one of the Hulks that came out

1789
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,200
right before Marvel started to get big,

1790
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,080
that was horrible.

1791
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,640
Ang Lee made that.

1792
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,920
Ah, it was horrible.

1793
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,760
Yeah.

1794
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,120
Yeah, there are two Hulk movies that sucked.

1795
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,520
Yeah.

1796
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:42,040
Anyway, I just got turned off by the onslaught,

1797
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,240
so maybe I need to go back and just watch.

1798
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:48,640
Well, what's gonna be interesting is this new phase,

1799
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,040
they're getting into this multiverse,

1800
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:54,280
which confuses the hell out of the whole story, right?

1801
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,080
Because what they're doing is saying

1802
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,920
there's different universes

1803
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,200
that are happening at one time, right?

1804
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,360
So there's different storylines

1805
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,960
where they can change things up.

1806
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,760
So, like the Spider-Man,

1807
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,600
I think all the other Spider-Men are in it.

1808
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:19,120
Like, who was the first one?

1809
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,480
Tobey, Tobey Maguire?

1810
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,440
He's in it, and then the next one's in it,

1811
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,800
and now, so.

1812
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,080
And James Franco.

1813
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:31,200
I think, and they brought back The Goblin.

1814
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,640
You know, from all the old movies are in this new one,

1815
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,920
because of all these universes

1816
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,960
that are kind of converging on itself.

1817
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,520
Oh, he's awesome, what's his name?

1818
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,480
William Defoe.

1819
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,440
Yes, William Defoe.

1820
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,360
Yeah, he's strange looking, but he's good.

1821
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,400
He's a platoon.

1822
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,640
Anyway, I'm looking forward to that,

1823
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,680
and we'll probably be able to take Brandon and go see that.

1824
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,880
I told him, I was like, no, only for your birthday

1825
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,360
you see Star Wars or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter,

1826
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,560
because his entire life, a Star Wars movie

1827
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,800
came out almost every Christmas,

1828
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,600
and his birthday is in December,

1829
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,880
so we'd always go see either a Lord of the Rings movie,

1830
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,520
or, no, actually not Lord of the Rings,

1831
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:08,360
since he was too young,

1832
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,520
but it would be Star Wars movies or Harry Potter.

1833
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:11,360
Right.

1834
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,120
Well, they usually have a lot of blockbuster movies

1835
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,360
coming out during Christmas time.

1836
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,720
I don't know what to think anymore

1837
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:17,960
with the whole movie theaters.

1838
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:18,800
Are they gonna make it?

1839
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,280
Now that with all the streaming,

1840
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,040
and first release out on HBO.

1841
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,960
I think so, because I think people still wanna get out.

1842
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,800
Are they gonna make it?

1843
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,440
I still think people wanna get out of their house.

1844
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,880
I don't disagree.

1845
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,120
I'm just not sure financially if they're gonna make it.

1846
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,400
I think you'll see a reduction in theaters.

1847
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,200
I think the footprints are gonna become smaller.

1848
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,040
Correct.

1849
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,360
And I think with that, and that's only good news,

1850
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:44,920
because that's gonna take a price of skyrocket,

1851
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,360
because everyone wants to go sit in the theaters.

1852
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,440
The options to do the 3D.

1853
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,840
And you know.

1854
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:52,760
I'll pass on 3D.

1855
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,600
I don't want, I hate 3D.

1856
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,600
You know, some people like it.

1857
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,360
I don't personally, but some people do.

1858
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,880
You know, some of the.

1859
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:03,880
And that's a horrible idea to charge out the ass,

1860
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,720
because it's even more of a reason

1861
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,800
to stay at home and watch streaming movies.

1862
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,720
You know, sometimes, look,

1863
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:15,720
the 3D experience is very cool.

1864
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:20,200
Excluding the fact that the opticals that you wear

1865
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,600
are very uncomfortable.

1866
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:22,440
Right.

1867
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,480
And you have to be.

1868
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,960
Yeah, I'm looking at the screen from a certain perspective

1869
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,360
to be able to see it.

1870
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,200
I mean, I like going to the movies.

1871
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,760
The fidelity's not as high, I don't think.

1872
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,440
But I like going to the movie theater and not 3D.

1873
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,280
Wow, yeah.

1874
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,840
I mean, I think we all still enjoy that.

1875
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,280
I mean, you're immersed, right?

1876
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,080
I mean, it doesn't matter what your media room's like.

1877
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,320
You know, not yours, but anybody's media room.

1878
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,080
It's not like a movie theater.

1879
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:43,920
You know what I mean?

1880
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,760
Yeah, it's different.

1881
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:45,600
It is.

1882
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,080
Well, you're totally immersed.

1883
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,400
Exactly like a movie theater.

1884
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,840
Exactly, except it's more comfortable.

1885
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,680
Oh my God.

1886
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,760
Well, it's a podcast room now, though.

1887
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,240
I disagree.

1888
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,560
But you know, I have a 110-inch screen.

1889
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,800
I don't care.

1890
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,840
I got big subwoofer surround sound.

1891
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,960
No, not the sound.

1892
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,120
Shakes the walls.

1893
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,760
Everyone complains when I watch a movie in here.

1894
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,840
No, I don't believe it.

1895
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,640
Well, you don't get the popcorn.

1896
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,520
Yeah, I can.

1897
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:11,440
Not like that.

1898
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,080
No, not like that.

1899
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,200
You get a large, and then you get the free large one

1900
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,040
after that.

1901
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,360
I can eat as much popcorn as I want here.

1902
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,200
Yeah, but not the same.

1903
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,600
And I can pause the movie and go, shit.

1904
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:23,240
It's just not the same if you're not spending $500.

1905
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,280
Yeah.

1906
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,120
Sorry.

1907
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:26,960
This is true.

1908
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,780
This is true.

1909
01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:30,160
No, I enjoy going to the movie theater.

1910
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,440
You're right, it's a different experience.

1911
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:36,120
But I think the number of theaters are gonna go down

1912
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,040
because you're gonna have these that were barely

1913
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:39,680
making it before.

1914
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,680
How many AMCs are out there, right?

1915
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,400
Across the state and across just Dallas area.

1916
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,800
Some of those are gonna close.

1917
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,640
Yeah.

1918
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:47,640
And just like Cinemark.

1919
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:48,720
Tinseltown.

1920
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,560
Yeah.

1921
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,440
I think a lot of, some of the movie theaters are kind of cool.

1922
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,680
I'm glad that some of the movie theaters are starting

1923
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,400
to bring in food and beverage.

1924
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,240
Food, yeah.

1925
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,160
I'm talking about the people that actually bring

1926
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,820
the alcohol and stuff to your seat.

1927
01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:05,880
It is an overpriced, and I think once they downsize

1928
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,400
the theaters a little bit more, that'll correct itself.

1929
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,760
But one thing that's definitely going away

1930
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,680
are the dollar theaters.

1931
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,920
Yeah, I don't know if those exist anymore.

1932
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,960
Because I know we used to go to the dollar flick

1933
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,080
with the boys, and I remember when we were doing

1934
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,600
that years ago, it went to a buck 50.

1935
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,320
Wow, well the dollar theaters now is basically Netflix.

1936
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,000
So I mean that's gone.

1937
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,360
God, man, I'll tell you what, man.

1938
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:32,920
I remember in the late 80s, they had dollar theaters.

1939
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,640
And we used to go to a place called Montwood Theater

1940
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:37,840
in El Paso, El Taco, Texas.

1941
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:38,680
Oh, wow.

1942
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:43,680
And man, I'll tell you, it's a dollar.

1943
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,720
Fuck it, it's a dollar.

1944
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,840
You show up, there's five or six movies,

1945
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,000
pick one, it's a dollar.

1946
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:52,840
Get over it.

1947
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,520
And we were just like, all the cliche things

1948
01:01:55,520 --> 01:02:00,520
that we do as parents, we go to those movies

1949
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,160
and we stop by the candy store so you don't have

1950
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,140
to spend $2,000 on candy there.

1951
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:09,140
But as a teenager, without my parents,

1952
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:12,440
we'd go to the dollar movie and we would buy our own candy

1953
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,600
and sneak it in there.

1954
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,560
Right.

1955
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,400
It was a blast.

1956
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,160
Oh yeah, it was great.

1957
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,660
Part of life's wonderful things, man.

1958
01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:23,560
Back then, I wasn't into, I didn't really turn stupid

1959
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,280
until I turned after 20.

1960
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,980
I think as far as being super stupid

1961
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:32,980
as an obnoxious juvenile delinquent.

1962
01:02:32,980 --> 01:02:37,980
So it was back when life was good, you were a good child.

1963
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:38,840
It was respectable.

1964
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,280
We went to the theater and we did what we were supposed to do

1965
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,120
and we went home and it was cool.

1966
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,800
It was, I mean, god, this is retarded.

1967
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,160
Land Before Time.

1968
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,720
Dinosaur movie, right?

1969
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,560
Yeah, the cartoon.

1970
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,680
Oh yeah.

1971
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,520
That was good, it was a good movie.

1972
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,880
I saw that at a dollar movie.

1973
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:55,920
Of course, why wouldn't you?

1974
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,280
I loved watching animated movies in the theater.

1975
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,600
Man, that was like, it was so cheesy.

1976
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:02,440
Oh totally.

1977
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,880
Back then, you didn't know any better back then.

1978
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,920
You were 20 when you watched it?

1979
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,240
No.

1980
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:13,240
No, I was like 17, 16, 17, 17, 18, I think.

1981
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,300
Yeah, that's when he got hit in the head with a rock.

1982
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:17,640
Did you go with a chick?

1983
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,520
And then he started watching these movies.

1984
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,440
I went and saw it like five times.

1985
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,280
Oh my god.

1986
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,120
Nice.

1987
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,120
You know, it's all past, so there's not a whole lot

1988
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:26,960
going on, you know?

1989
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:27,800
Oh, there you go.

1990
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,240
That explains it right there.

1991
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,260
I mean, really, there wasn't.

1992
01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:33,840
I didn't really, and I'm military brat,

1993
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:34,680
so I didn't have a whole lot of.

1994
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,880
Did you cry at the sad part?

1995
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:37,840
Was there a sad part?

1996
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,680
Oh yeah.

1997
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,500
There was a sad part.

1998
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,240
I'm sure some dinosaur mom died or.

1999
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:42,760
Yeah, the mom died, the dad died.

2000
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:43,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody died.

2001
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,560
Everybody died.

2002
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:45,560
Yeah, whatever, man.

2003
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,000
Sabre tooth got them and ripped their neck out.

2004
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,840
Yeah, there was other, you know.

2005
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,320
I don't remember it being so violent.

2006
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:54,920
How about other movies out there that were cartoons

2007
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,680
that were cool, or at least they were cool back then?

2008
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,640
Well, I know a big one that I used to enjoy,

2009
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,720
and again, I was probably 10 or 11, 12,

2010
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,720
going by myself with my buddy, was Fantasia.

2011
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,360
I don't think I ever saw that.

2012
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:09,560
I loved it. It's a musical, right?

2013
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,000
It would come out, yeah.

2014
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,600
It was older, it came out in the 70s, I think.

2015
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:18,040
And so when I was 10 or 11 in 1980,

2016
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,080
it'd come around like once a year or something like that.

2017
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:22,920
Okay.

2018
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,480
And we'd go every year and watch it.

2019
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,360
It's all classical music, but they had.

2020
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,320
The hippopotamuses with their.

2021
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,240
Yeah. Little.

2022
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,920
Doing the Nutcracker dance.

2023
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,320
I never saw that.

2024
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:38,000
Dinosaurs, and yeah, it was good.

2025
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:38,880
You missed out.

2026
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,240
I think I did.

2027
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,800
Yeah, it's good, and I enjoyed it.

2028
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,080
Again, I liked the music.

2029
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,400
Even back then, I liked the classical music.

2030
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,160
I loved classical music.

2031
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,840
It's just the theater experience.

2032
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:50,680
Right.

2033
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,040
You know, then you have like,

2034
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,280
I'm trying to think even before Lion King,

2035
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,960
because Lion King was good, but they had,

2036
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:03,040
what are some blockbuster cartoons from the.

2037
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:03,880
Heavy metal.

2038
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:04,720
Late eight.

2039
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,560
Did.

2040
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:06,400
Did it.

2041
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:10,080
Hey look, that Heavy Metal was,

2042
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,520
I watched that thing a bunch of times.

2043
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,640
Have you ever seen Heavy Metal?

2044
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:13,960
Yes, I did see that one.

2045
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:14,800
You know.

2046
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,640
Scantily clad.

2047
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,320
Very, you know, I mean they had boobies in there,

2048
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,280
but that's nothing nowadays, but it's more,

2049
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:22,320
well, I'll tell you what, the 15 minute segment

2050
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,080
where she's taking off her clothes in cartoon

2051
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,720
was kind of like.

2052
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,560
Yeah.

2053
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,200
As good as the real thing.

2054
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,040
Rewind.

2055
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:30,880
Yeah.

2056
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,040
It takes 12 minutes to rewind.

2057
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:32,880
Right.

2058
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:33,720
15 minute section.

2059
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,960
Rew, reew, reew.

2060
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,440
He must be on, and you can hear it everywhere in the house.

2061
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:38,280
Yeah.

2062
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,120
Click, click, click, click.

2063
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:39,960
You can hear the TV.

2064
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,800
You hear that, you can't hear anything,

2065
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,360
but you can hear that fucking VHS player rewinding.

2066
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,600
The disengaging, the disengaging.

2067
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,440
Woo.

2068
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:48,280
Yeah.

2069
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,120
Woo.

2070
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:50,840
Chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk.

2071
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:51,680
Woo.

2072
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:52,520
Cartoons.

2073
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,000
It was.

2074
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:54,840
Cartoons back then.

2075
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:55,800
It was so.

2076
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,640
Sounded like the Death Star warming up a.

2077
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:58,480
Frickin' launch.

2078
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,320
Yeah.

2079
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:03,760
It showed up like a full on, you know, factory.

2080
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:07,680
I can't think of a lot of animated movies

2081
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,200
that I saw outside of this,

2082
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,600
because Disney wasn't big yet,

2083
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,800
as far as releasing all those movies.

2084
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:19,120
Well, then, you know, we started having kids, I guess,

2085
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:23,040
and then, yeah, the cartoons, look, I'm immature.

2086
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:23,880
I love them.

2087
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,720
I love the cartoons.

2088
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:25,720
I saw Little Mermaid.

2089
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,560
I loved it.

2090
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:27,400
Little Mermaid was fantastic.

2091
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,600
I took a date to Little Mermaid.

2092
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,480
All right, well, walk us through that.

2093
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,160
I mean, it's great.

2094
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:35,000
Did you guys like.

2095
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:35,840
Did you sit in the back row?

2096
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,200
Did you mag out?

2097
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,480
I mean, you know, if it's the part where it's.

2098
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,640
Did you scrog?

2099
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,160
Kiss the girl.

2100
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,000
Oh, no.

2101
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,280
Na, na, na, na, na, na, later.

2102
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,120
I don't know the words.

2103
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:48,760
So as soon as that song broke in your sight,

2104
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:49,600
you just looked at it and went, hey.

2105
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,680
Oh, yeah.

2106
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,560
I stick my tongue in her ear, and she was like.

2107
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,400
Where are your.

2108
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,240
Stop.

2109
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,120
The theater polyester pants.

2110
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:58,200
No, no, that was way before that.

2111
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,040
No, after that.

2112
01:06:59,040 --> 01:06:59,880
Oh my gosh.

2113
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:00,800
I think it was after that.

2114
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:01,720
When did that come out?

2115
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:02,560
I don't know.

2116
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,400
Oh my gosh.

2117
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,400
Hold on, there's more.

2118
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,560
So there was something with an alligator

2119
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,440
and a treasure and.

2120
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:10,640
That's called.

2121
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,000
And the eye and.

2122
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,240
Those little redhead girl who went to the swamp.

2123
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,320
Yes.

2124
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,160
The rescuers.

2125
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,440
The rescuers, that's right.

2126
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,360
That was a great movie.

2127
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,160
The rescue aid society.

2128
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,000
Yes.

2129
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,080
I have no idea where that came from.

2130
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,400
Yes, you're right.

2131
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,000
And it was Bob Newhart and.

2132
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:31,840
It's the rescuers.

2133
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,800
That was a fantastic movie.

2134
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,200
I loved that movie.

2135
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:37,880
That was a good one.

2136
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:38,720
Bianca.

2137
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:39,560
Yeah, Bianca.

2138
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,400
Yeah.

2139
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,080
And they were flying on the back of that thing.

2140
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:42,920
On the seagull.

2141
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:43,760
And that was.

2142
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,720
On the retarded seagull.

2143
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:49,360
Yeah, the actors back then and she had such evil eyes.

2144
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:51,880
That stuff like that.

2145
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:52,880
Oh, that was a great show.

2146
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,680
And the thing about the cartoons back then

2147
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,680
and the thing about the cinema of the whole thing

2148
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:02,840
and the experience is that now everything is diluted.

2149
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,560
When I say diluted, I'm talking about

2150
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,760
there are so many cartoons out there now.

2151
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:08,760
Back then, there weren't any.

2152
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:11,120
So it's kind of like a TV show when you have

2153
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:14,520
the animation of the special that goes

2154
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,000
and scrolls across the screen.

2155
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,640
It's got the animation and the sound

2156
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,480
that you can hear from 10 miles away.

2157
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:20,320
Right.

2158
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,560
And your ears perk up, oh my God,

2159
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,120
something cool is about to happen.

2160
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,360
I don't know what it is.

2161
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,560
I'm going home right now.

2162
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:29,160
Yeah, no, you used to say, you would hear the little,

2163
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,080
and that would make you scamper over to the TV.

2164
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:32,920
Oh my God, it's just like,

2165
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,360
I don't remember that, but.

2166
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,480
When that thing happened, you knew

2167
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,480
it had to do with kids.

2168
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:41,280
It was a kids program and it was all about me at that moment.

2169
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:42,600
It was like a jingle on the TV.

2170
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,440
Yeah, exactly.

2171
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,320
And you would scamper over there and be like,

2172
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,160
oh, what's coming on? These movies that came out,

2173
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:50,400
there weren't like 15 movies that came out in a year.

2174
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,240
Right.

2175
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,080
There was only like one.

2176
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:53,920
Right.

2177
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:54,760
Maybe two.

2178
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,600
Yeah.

2179
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:56,440
At tops.

2180
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:57,280
Yep.

2181
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:58,960
And the opportunity for you actually to go to the movies

2182
01:08:58,960 --> 01:08:59,800
were like, none.

2183
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,320
That's where you actually had to go outside and play.

2184
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,360
Right.

2185
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,200
What did you do?

2186
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,040
I carved a block.

2187
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:11,120
Made myself a tongue depressor.

2188
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:14,480
We used to go into the woods and make camps.

2189
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:16,840
I remember one time we were making,

2190
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,160
because we had woods behind my house.

2191
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,000
Right.

2192
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,560
Big, big, big woods and we'd go out there

2193
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,040
and we'd just go out there for hours and hours.

2194
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,480
Then we'd find a section and we'd start chopping down

2195
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:27,160
little limbs and trees and trying to build

2196
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,520
these forts and stuff.

2197
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:33,320
And then one time we decided, let's dig a hole camp.

2198
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:37,080
So we dug down probably six feet into the ground.

2199
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,320
Oh my God.

2200
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,880
And worked on it for days.

2201
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,280
And then we were done.

2202
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:43,400
It was just a big mud pit.

2203
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:46,920
We were sitting there going, yeah, this sucks.

2204
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,920
This isn't what we thought.

2205
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,000
Because I'm sitting in basically mud.

2206
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:50,840
Right.

2207
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:54,720
I'm in this huge hole that took us days to make.

2208
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,240
And we finally just were just like, yes.

2209
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,160
Anti-climactic?

2210
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,640
Yeah, it was such a let down.

2211
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,640
And we worked so hard on that.

2212
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,040
But it was a fail.

2213
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:02,880
But yeah, we'd do that.

2214
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,320
We'd spend that, because there was a creek back there

2215
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:06,600
and we'd climb into the sewer.

2216
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,920
Because the sewer.

2217
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,760
That's the part that scares the hell out of me.

2218
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:10,640
That is a horrible idea.

2219
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:14,280
Yeah, well, when you're 12, it didn't matter.

2220
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,760
That's what our boys did.

2221
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:16,880
Yeah.

2222
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,920
Our boys went in the sewer.

2223
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,240
Producer, did you go down the sewer?

2224
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,320
Are you lying?

2225
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,360
All right, but our boys did, Emily?

2226
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:30,600
Of course.

2227
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:35,120
They started off on Creekwood, Creek-Mare, over there,

2228
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:36,040
by the pond.

2229
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:36,880
Yes.

2230
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:41,000
And traveled all the way to the other side of Rolitor.

2231
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,400
Underground.

2232
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:44,240
Underground.

2233
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,920
Oh no.

2234
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:46,880
On my boat.

2235
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:48,160
Was that true?

2236
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,000
Was it my foot?

2237
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,840
No, it was, though.

2238
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,800
I don't know if they did that.

2239
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,080
They had a creek.

2240
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,520
They didn't invite you?

2241
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,720
I think that was, you know, I don't know.

2242
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,320
I can't answer that correctly.

2243
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,920
Where they...

2244
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,280
Where else did they get a boat?

2245
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:07,120
They did.

2246
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:07,960
It was on your raft.

2247
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:09,880
But I don't know if they went up there

2248
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:10,720
and made it all the way through there,

2249
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:12,920
because it'd be pitch black in there.

2250
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,120
You couldn't see anything.

2251
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:18,760
You didn't see anything, and I know that the thing I did

2252
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:22,360
was a little regular old, you know, the sewage pipes,

2253
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,320
the big cement sewage pipes,

2254
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:26,360
that are probably only three feet tall.

2255
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:27,440
Right.

2256
01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:29,640
And I used to crawl through that.

2257
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:33,400
It was probably, I don't know, 200 yards.

2258
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,200
And we'd crawl through this,

2259
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:37,280
and you'd see little side pipes coming out,

2260
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,640
and pitch black in there.

2261
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,320
So you'd have a little flashlight.

2262
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:43,800
Someone in front of you, someone in back,

2263
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:47,800
and you'd see friends, and there's rainwater washing down.

2264
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,120
Alligator.

2265
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,080
And all kinds of just shit growing on it,

2266
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,040
stuff like that.

2267
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,960
And you'd finally get to the part where you could stand up.

2268
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:54,920
Arketoothis.

2269
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,400
Yeah, and Arketoothis is there.

2270
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,240
Yeah.

2271
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,840
And you'd stand up, and you're underneath the street,

2272
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:02,120
and you could see the manhole up there.

2273
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,920
And then you'd see other shit.

2274
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,120
And we couldn't go any further,

2275
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,600
because the pipes were smaller,

2276
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,760
but we could get there, and there's like a little room,

2277
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,760
and you could stand there and...

2278
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,120
Be like, cool!

2279
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,280
Yeah, cool, and just go back.

2280
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,920
We're in a major junction.

2281
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,440
Yeah, it was a major junction is what it was,

2282
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,720
and it was underneath the street, probably,

2283
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,240
I don't know, 30 feet under the street,

2284
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:23,080
and you could look up, like I said,

2285
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,280
you could see the manhole cover.

2286
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,880
Yeah, and there's a ladder.

2287
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:27,640
Gosh, I don't remember.

2288
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:28,720
You probably could have climbed up there.

2289
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,560
We probably could have.

2290
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:30,400
There's some new better.

2291
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,480
There's all kinds of, I'm gonna use the word community,

2292
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:34,760
but that's not what I mean.

2293
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,720
There's like a...

2294
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,120
Underground cities?

2295
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:41,240
They, well, I don't know.

2296
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:46,240
Like, the utility rooms that they have down in there.

2297
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,080
Yeah.

2298
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:48,640
You know, so if you're down there,

2299
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,320
and you've got maybe a room you can open up,

2300
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,160
and it may have some power in there,

2301
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,000
and a certain set of tools that you can use

2302
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,720
on the stuff down there, that stuff's crazy.

2303
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:02,040
Like a subterranean species.

2304
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:04,040
Well, you see these movies all the time.

2305
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:04,880
Well, New York, you've got...

2306
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:05,720
Well, New York has that.

2307
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:07,640
This is what, oh, I didn't have that.

2308
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:10,920
Large cities have, like, you know, they're...

2309
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,520
You can go further down than you can go

2310
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,840
to the tallest buildings.

2311
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:19,080
I mean, some of the stuff going on under the bowels

2312
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,120
of New York is crazy.

2313
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,120
You know, how they got booze from one side to the other,

2314
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,000
escaping the police.

2315
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:32,000
They've got like subway pipes, tunnels,

2316
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,760
that are completely abandoned,

2317
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:38,000
that have, that's probably surreal when you go down there.

2318
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:38,840
It's probably a mint condition.

2319
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,960
That would be so cool.

2320
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:45,360
Yeah, well, I imagine there are a lot of folks

2321
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,480
that are probably doing that right now,

2322
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:48,800
going down there, having a blast.

2323
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,880
They found some secret way in, and because they're there.

2324
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:54,120
Roaming it, making graffiti, and leaving trash,

2325
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,280
and shit piles.

2326
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:57,760
Yeah, maybe, but maybe not.

2327
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,080
And shooting up, and leaving their needles everywhere.

2328
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,240
I would like to think the opposite.

2329
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,080
I'd like to say that just going down there...

2330
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:05,040
Having some fun.

2331
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,680
Yeah, just kind of like, just taking in

2332
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:11,400
the cluck tick. Drinking some Dickle 13.

2333
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:15,400
Can't believe we drank the whole damn bottle.

2334
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:17,240
Yeah, I do. It was good.

2335
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:18,080
Yeah. Yeah.

2336
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:22,000
You know, the big movies that really started pounding out

2337
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,240
that were kind of funny, was like the Toy Story ones.

2338
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:26,680
Oh, those are great.

2339
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:27,720
All four of them.

2340
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:29,840
The Disney ones, the Disney period.

2341
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:30,960
The Pixar ones.

2342
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,360
Like, Bugs Life.

2343
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:33,200
Good one.

2344
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:34,280
I want to watch the shit out of that.

2345
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:36,040
Bugs Life was fantastic, you know?

2346
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:36,880
And it's just like...

2347
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,480
The Pixar really, they really, they set a bar

2348
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:42,480
with their movies.

2349
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:43,800
Well, the computer animation was...

2350
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,320
Well, it's the story as well.

2351
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:46,200
Was different.

2352
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:48,560
You know, when computer animation came along,

2353
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:51,480
it really made things...

2354
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,000
I mean, it was a very complicated process,

2355
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,720
but once you figured it out...

2356
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,440
Have you watched the first Toy Story in a while?

2357
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,280
Have you gone back to it and went,

2358
01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:00,040
wow, that's not as good as I remember?

2359
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:00,880
No.

2360
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,400
As far as quality.

2361
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,240
Really, it wasn't good?

2362
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,600
No, I don't know, I haven't seen it in probably 15 years.

2363
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,520
Oh no, I wouldn't think you would have that.

2364
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,120
I mean, you know what I did watch?

2365
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,520
I don't think I watched the Invincible...

2366
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:14,680
Oh my God.

2367
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:15,760
Oh, those are the Incredibles.

2368
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:16,600
The Incredibles.

2369
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,440
One and two.

2370
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:20,440
I watched Incredibles one and two Saturday.

2371
01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:21,400
They're great.

2372
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,280
I guess it was Saturday or Sunday.

2373
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,080
They're one of my favorite movies.

2374
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:28,800
The Incredibles.

2375
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,200
Well, then don't forget Monsters Inc.

2376
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,800
Monsters Inc. was fantastic.

2377
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,000
That was Pixar too.

2378
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,400
Okay, look, we got to turn around

2379
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,960
and look at the producer,

2380
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:41,240
because we gotta encourage him to speak on the microphone.

2381
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,200
He's trying to say something, he doesn't say shit.

2382
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,880
What are you saying over there?

2383
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:47,080
Yeah, what, you were trying to say something?

2384
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:47,920
Well, he needs to talk...

2385
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,800
I was gonna say, you watched the movie Sunday.

2386
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,640
Oh, was it Sunday?

2387
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,160
Yeah, that's all I was saying.

2388
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:54,320
And, oh, all right.

2389
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,720
So you watched Incredibles one and two back?

2390
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,360
I would encourage you to speak more during the podcast.

2391
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:00,440
Sure.

2392
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,480
I watched the latest Terminator movie.

2393
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,520
The latest one.

2394
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:04,800
The latest one.

2395
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,000
Dark.

2396
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:06,840
The latest one?

2397
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:07,800
Horizons or whatever.

2398
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,400
I want to go back and watch the second one,

2399
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,880
where he was a molten metal.

2400
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,880
That's the third one.

2401
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:14,720
That's the second one.

2402
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,560
No, it's the second one.

2403
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:16,400
That's the second one.

2404
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,400
The second one is like some...

2405
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,680
I think the first one's really good.

2406
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:20,800
One of my favorite movies, the second one's really good.

2407
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,160
Really good.

2408
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,560
That's one of those rare situations

2409
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:25,640
where the sequel may be better than the first one.

2410
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:26,480
Yeah, it's good.

2411
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:27,880
That's when he becomes molten metal.

2412
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,760
Yeah, you shoot him, he makes a hole in his leg, so.

2413
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:30,600
Yes.

2414
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:31,440
Closes back up.

2415
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:32,280
Yes.

2416
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:33,480
That's not what this last one was like,

2417
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:36,560
except he was black metal-ish type liquid stuff.

2418
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:37,800
I never even saw the last one.

2419
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,240
But he could break into two.

2420
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:42,600
So you had the internal robot part

2421
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,600
that could extricate itself.

2422
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,560
So you have this guy,

2423
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,520
and then you still have the liquid part over here,

2424
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:49,040
and so you're fighting two people.

2425
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,000
Oh, so he has an exo shell.

2426
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,000
Well, it looked like a human.

2427
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,640
Did you ever watch it?

2428
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:54,720
I mean, which one are we talking about?

2429
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:55,560
Terminator 1.

2430
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,720
Is it Terminator 3?

2431
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,720
It's like 5 or something like that.

2432
01:16:58,720 --> 01:16:59,560
Huh.

2433
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,360
Came out in 2019.

2434
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,880
Terminator, Terminator.

2435
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,960
I never even, I haven't seen,

2436
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,040
like, I couldn't tell you how many Terminators there are.

2437
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,680
I think there's four?

2438
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,800
No, there's more than that.

2439
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,560
Terminator Dark Fate is what it's called.

2440
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,840
Dark Fate.

2441
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:21,560
All right, here we go.

2442
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,800
There's Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3,

2443
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,920
Rise of the Something, Rise of the Machines.

2444
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:27,760
Which was terrible.

2445
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:31,600
There's Claire Danes in that one.

2446
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,920
Okay, and then Terminator Salvation was horrible.

2447
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,240
I never saw the last two.

2448
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:41,920
The last one was, it's more of the same.

2449
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,720
You know, the,

2450
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,520
I mean, the spirit of the movie was.

2451
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,600
Yeah, it's the same.

2452
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,960
It's the same story, essentially.

2453
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:48,800
Right, but they had that ship.

2454
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,200
But it's Linda Hamilton.

2455
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:51,040
She's in it.

2456
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:56,040
What is weird is it's two timelines that kind of mesh,

2457
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,600
because Linda Hamilton's kind of stopped,

2458
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:02,640
because she stopped it, that future from happening.

2459
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:05,160
Yes, from the original movie.

2460
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,000
From the original movie.

2461
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,640
So that future was stopped,

2462
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,520
but the Terminators kept coming back,

2463
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:16,600
and they finally found her son and killed her son.

2464
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:19,080
But that future never, so it didn't,

2465
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,640
the whole time thing didn't make sense to me.

2466
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,400
But then there's a whole nother timeline,

2467
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,400
whole nother future that happened

2468
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,520
that's starting to send things back

2469
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:29,360
to go after someone else.

2470
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,200
So like it never ends.

2471
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,040
Just coming, coming.

2472
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,200
So were they like SkyNet?

2473
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,320
Irrelevant timelines?

2474
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,200
Well, they're like today, right?

2475
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,320
Today's timeline is what they're in.

2476
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:41,480
And Linda Hamilton's future never happened,

2477
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,040
apparently, she stopped it.

2478
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,040
But, so SkyNet never happened,

2479
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,400
none of that stuff happened,

2480
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:52,800
but some other program was launched and took over,

2481
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,360
and the same thing happened.

2482
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:57,240
They started sending people back to kill them, whatever.

2483
01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,480
So it's a different person, but Linda Hamilton's like,

2484
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:02,200
yeah, they did the same thing to me, kind of a thing.

2485
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,040
Right.

2486
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,760
Well, who was the?

2487
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:05,600
They did the same thing to me.

2488
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,360
So the guy got dead in the chip.

2489
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,440
This happened to me.

2490
01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:09,280
Right, right, right.

2491
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:10,120
It's happening to you.

2492
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,840
There was a doctor or a scientist,

2493
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:14,280
and he made the chip that had the technology

2494
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,120
of the Terminator.

2495
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,240
That was in the second one.

2496
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:17,200
That was in the second one,

2497
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:18,800
and he had it like in some sort of wall,

2498
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,000
or something like that, and just kind of.

2499
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,040
No, that's the first one.

2500
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:24,240
No, that's the second one.

2501
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:25,960
I thought it was.

2502
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,880
That's where Arnold Schwarzenegger is the good guy.

2503
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:30,760
Oh, yeah.

2504
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:34,400
Remember, he cuts his arm off, shows him his hand.

2505
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,880
Yes, that's right, that's right.

2506
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,880
And so what's interesting is the only reason

2507
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:43,880
why they got the technology to build SkyNet.

2508
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:44,720
SkyNet.

2509
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,240
Was from the first one.

2510
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,600
Is because his arm was left behind.

2511
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:52,000
Correct, his arm and that part of a chip,

2512
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,240
because you remember she smashed him

2513
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:55,440
in that industrial smasher, right?

2514
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:58,200
So his arm was left, and they got some chips,

2515
01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:01,600
so he built SkyNet off of that.

2516
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:02,520
That technology.

2517
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:05,320
So they went back to try to stop him from doing it.

2518
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,280
Right, right.

2519
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,120
Yeah, so good.

2520
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:10,120
But the whole time travel thing intrigues me,

2521
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,520
because I like, you can always find holes in it.

2522
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,280
I know, those are always great.

2523
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,360
Those are always great, because then you do all this like,

2524
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:20,880
well, would they even be alive if they died back then?

2525
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,840
Would they even be alive to come back?

2526
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:24,440
And all this kind of stuff.

2527
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:25,680
What was the one movie?

2528
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,240
They're frustrating for me.

2529
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,080
Are they frustrating?

2530
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:30,440
They are, because I'm thinking, you're an idiot.

2531
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,280
Well, one of them.

2532
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:32,360
Why don't you just do this?

2533
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,000
Stop what you're doing and shoot your son.

2534
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,360
Just get it over with.

2535
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,240
Just tell your future self to bury a gun right next to where

2536
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,680
you are, so that you can uncover it,

2537
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:40,800
pick it up, and shoot that guy.

2538
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:41,720
That's right.

2539
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:45,000
Just tell your future guy to put a bury a gun there.

2540
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,000
What's the movie?

2541
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,560
Is it called, it might be called Shooter, where?

2542
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:50,240
Looper.

2543
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,080
Looper.

2544
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:55,360
That's an intense one, because every single time something

2545
01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:58,600
happens in the past, new scars appear.

2546
01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,800
Oh, yeah.

2547
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,200
That was creepy.

2548
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:03,520
And do you remember the scene where they're cutting pieces

2549
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,080
of his body off?

2550
01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:06,040
I don't remember that.

2551
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:09,520
And he's sitting there walking, and his arm disappears.

2552
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:13,320
And then his leg disappears, and he falls to the ground.

2553
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:15,080
And then another leg disappears,

2554
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:20,880
because in the past, this other past, in this other past,

2555
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:24,680
they're torturing him and cutting pieces of his body off.

2556
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:30,040
So it immediately changes present day.

2557
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:32,280
And scars appear.

2558
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:33,600
I'm going to have to watch that again.

2559
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:34,680
I only watched it once.

2560
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:37,080
But what's crazy about all these time travel things

2561
01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:41,600
is suddenly now they have no, they don't have,

2562
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,920
it doesn't fill the memories.

2563
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,560
It just does the physical stuff, but it

2564
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,760
doesn't fill the memories of having been alive

2565
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:51,400
through a completely changed history.

2566
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:55,280
That's the part that gives you a headache and frustrates you.

2567
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,040
But if his body lived through that history, wouldn't his mind

2568
01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,320
also live through that history?

2569
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,000
Of course it would.

2570
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,080
And that's the part that's it's.

2571
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:04,800
Yeah, it drives Julie nuts.

2572
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,560
Because I'm like, you know, I do that.

2573
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:10,760
You know, if this happened, I'd do the same thing with her.

2574
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,240
And she's like, shut up, Jeff.

2575
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:12,960
Right, right.

2576
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:13,680
Shut up.

2577
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:15,280
Yeah, because you try to rationalize it.

2578
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:15,880
You do.

2579
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:19,120
And you're like, well, wouldn't he already know that something?

2580
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:21,040
Like, it can drive you crazy.

2581
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:21,920
It really can.

2582
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:22,760
But those are great.

2583
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:24,200
I love time travel movies.

2584
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:25,800
Did you ever see Time Cop?

2585
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:28,080
Yes, with Van Damme.

2586
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:28,760
Van Damme.

2587
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:29,680
It's a great movie.

2588
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:30,440
Yeah, it is good.

2589
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:31,640
It's his best, I think.

2590
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:34,560
And that's the girl from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, by the way.

2591
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:35,760
And she is so.

2592
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,280
She was also in.

2593
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:37,880
So good.

2594
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:42,000
What the hell was she in?

2595
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,600
That fantasy movie with Tom Cruise.

2596
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,800
Legend.

2597
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,080
She was also in Legend.

2598
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,280
Not Labyrinth?

2599
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:49,160
Labyrinth?

2600
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:51,120
No, that was with David Bowie.

2601
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:51,800
Yeah, you're right.

2602
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:52,560
The Bowie knife.

2603
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:54,160
Mia Sarah.

2604
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:54,960
Yeah, Mia Sarah.

2605
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:55,920
She was so pretty.

2606
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:57,560
She was in Legend as well.

2607
01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:59,440
Yeah, she didn't make a lot of movies, though.

2608
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,800
She wasn't like a huge A-lister.

2609
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,920
I wonder if she's one of those that said, no, I'm not going to.

2610
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:05,680
Yeah, I'll pass.

2611
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:06,440
Sorry, Weinstein.

2612
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:07,640
I'm not going to sleep with you.

2613
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:08,520
And it ruined her career.

2614
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:11,400
Well, maybe the principal on Ferris Bueller's Day Off ruined it for her.

2615
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,040
Oh, he went to jail.

2616
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,200
He's a pedo.

2617
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,840
Total pedo.

2618
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:16,640
The principal.

2619
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,160
Well, hold on.

2620
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,480
Yes, he is.

2621
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:20,960
I do not want to.

2622
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:21,480
Hold on.

2623
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:22,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2624
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:23,080
No.

2625
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:23,680
No, no.

2626
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:24,640
Defend him, Sean.

2627
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:25,120
Go ahead.

2628
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:27,840
No, but I mean, it wasn't like kids.

2629
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,640
I mean, these were like, was it?

2630
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:36,360
I want to say he was like 17 years old that looked like they were older.

2631
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,920
Is that?

2632
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,400
Were they boys?

2633
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,360
Were they men?

2634
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:43,960
I don't know.

2635
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,400
I don't know either.

2636
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,840
He got in trouble for it is all I know.

2637
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,640
I don't know either.

2638
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,320
We talked about this in one of the prior ones.

2639
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:51,800
And then we started looking at what the conviction was.

2640
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:55,720
Oh, the way the discussion was like, oh, is that OK?

2641
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,040
And of course, it's not.

2642
01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:58,040
I mean, he's 14.

2643
01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,040
He's consensual.

2644
01:23:59,040 --> 01:23:59,920
Wow.

2645
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:00,880
OK.

2646
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:04,360
Anyway, if you haven't seen, oh, 12 Monkeys is not a good one too.

2647
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:05,080
Oh, look at that.

2648
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:05,760
I like 12 Monkeys.

2649
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:09,040
Oh, 12 Monkeys is a great movie.

2650
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,800
We'll get the killer kill signal.

2651
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:15,760
There's a lot of good source code is really good too.

2652
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,200
I'm not sure I've seen that one.

2653
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:23,120
That's the one where he's on a train and he keeps going through it to solve a mystery.

2654
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:26,880
And it turns out that he actually did get blown up.

2655
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:27,760
Ah, yes, I did.

2656
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,480
Basically, he's like a brain and like half a face.

2657
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:34,120
The nostalgia of being a dude like I did see trying to reboot them.

2658
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:34,640
Oh, yeah.

2659
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:35,480
No, no, no, I saw that.

2660
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:39,280
That's a great one.

2661
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:40,880
Of our Rebel Yell.

2662
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:41,680
Yeah, I got it.

2663
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:46,680
To the Distiller's collection of the bourbon whiskey Rebel.

2664
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:48,360
Handpicked from extraordinary barrels.

2665
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:48,840
It's good.

2666
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,040
Not my favorite.

2667
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:53,160
Yeah, not to end on a sour note, but I drank it all.

2668
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:55,040
And I had a big gulp at the end.

2669
01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,840
All the way to the end, didn't like it.

2670
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,880
All the way to the end.

2671
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:00,760
Not my favorite at all.

2672
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:01,560
Thank you for sharing.

2673
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,560
I guess Sean and I will be drinking it.

2674
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:04,040
Yeah.

2675
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,320
You can have the high west.

2676
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:07,920
Thanks.

2677
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,440
All right, well, God bless.

2678
01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:09,960
You know what?

2679
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:12,640
It's September and.

2680
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:13,840
Still hot as balls.

2681
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:15,600
Yeah.

2682
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,760
Busy times coming up.

2683
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:18,680
Football season's popping up around the corner.

2684
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,080
So next weekend, we're going to be able to talk

2685
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:24,880
about the first round of fantasy football.

2686
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:25,400
Yeah.

2687
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:26,480
First round of NFL.

2688
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:27,160
Yeah.

2689
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:28,400
Suck it.

2690
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:29,280
It's going to be great.

2691
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:30,000
I'm looking forward to it.

2692
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:30,280
All right.

2693
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:30,800
This is Sean.

2694
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:31,560
I'm Paul.

2695
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,160
This is Jeff.

2696
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:33,760
See ya.

2697
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,960
And we have dudes like us.

2698
01:25:34,960 --> 01:26:04,520
Scorpions.

2699
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,580
you

