What a great, what a great halftime. That was a 15 year. 15, you can bring it in. Is that the oldest? Yeah, our producer has it.
Okay. It was very good. It's very rich. I actually, and I don't know if I'm like, you know, injecting emotion into this or not, but the flavor I thought was incredible.
The initial, my initial. Sean hates it. No, I don't. I don't know. I'm not. He's a communist. It's we already knew that it's good. It's just it's not like no one mills good or something.
Even though 15 years has got so it's got that taste to it. I can't explain it. Check out the nose now. It's yeah. The most. It's got a lot of a lot of fruits in it. It's the oak. I mean, 15 years in an oak barrel.
That's what it is. It's really oaky. I think it's incredible. Yeah. Well, actually, it's, it's rich. It's got a nice mahogany. But real high and called 84% 8% rye 8% malted barley.
Mahogany. Are we sure this is the right one? Yes, it is. As the proof there were two. There's two proofs that got released the 96 and then the hundred and 4.3 or whatever we have, and I've heard that the higher proof is better.
It is that what we have yes, we have the higher proof one. Yeah, one oh four point two or actually like that
The more more I taste it the better better. It's getting yeah, it's got a got a rich caramely taste to it
I'll even say the finishes up with some chocolate. That's what I said. I said dark dark chocolate. Yeah, I like dark
Some carob so
Senior
Mr. Taylor's wearing his LM shirt. He's our special guest today because this is dudes like us and I'm Sean. I'm Jeff
I'm Paul. I like to try to get you guys off guard. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, I don't know the order of things
But I was expecting Paul one of these days to the pool
I've never done it
We do have proof that I did that so
You go laughing matters. Oh laughing matter studios. Yes. Yeah, so laughing matter studios
And we talked about the books that you came out with and you've got a video game that's coming out pretty soon and
You also have a cartoon
Comic strip, right? Yeah, and where do you find all that stuff? You're a busy guy
Oh, you just go to laughing matter studios calm laughing matter studios calm makes t-shirts and
He's got he's got some Facebook pages, I don't know if we're allowed to talk about them
But you know, what is it the the funny one click on dark matter?
Hey look at this right here you click on that one right there who's that look like Sean Keanu Reeves
It kind of does actually like a it's a hybrid between Taylor and John wick
I think it looks like Sean sucking in his entire torso
Sean
Trump that's me
Yeah, oh, well, you don't have any facial so they're working on the new cover for dark matter rises
Oh, yeah, you can barely see it. The shadow is kind of cover
Yeah, it's a really mean look you look like you're gonna kill somebody and you don't have that
So Instagram won't let you put the full image on no
Crops it was a nude or you know because it crops it
Yeah, the full suit is actually on my personal website art of Wilson calm. All right, well back out
Let's see what the other stuff look like you had some other content with them. Oh, yeah
So hold on. So hold on what got you into all of this like producer break out when you were younger
You always you were like an artist you drawn stuff and that just kind of spilled into all this stuff
I mean what so dark matters the cool one, right?
Okay, so when I was about 10 and I've of course stumbled upon my dad's comic book collection, you know
He's got all the big comics known as hustlers
All right. So do you have those comic strips that yeah, I know you painted some with me, right?
You got any meat with a Sean in there still do those go to the wayside? No, that's late in there, right? That's laden
Yeah, so he would have had probably a two-year head start on all of this if he hadn't found the hustlers first
Yeah, that probably knocked him off his game for a while that in the penthouses and then actually found the comic books
Um, all right, so keep going producer. If you go back to our website there
What where it says comics on the top just hover over that or you can just click comic right there
Right right right there the big
There you click where it says comic down below. Yeah
And then Sean's in a couple of these. Okay, here's some comic strips. All right, so is that where you got started?
You did comic strips. Oh, this is not the start really dark matter was the first thing this started back in 2013
I did like five or six of them stopped and then 2018 I started doing it again kind of rebooted it
But that's table manners. It's just a little three panel comic strip. It's just some some goofy humor and you do all the drawing for it
Yeah, very nice. Okay, and then dark matter
That was the original thing that I started doing when I was 10
Like I said, I found the comic books people would ask me what I want to be when I grow up
I told him I want to be a superhero people said you can't be a superhero
That's that's dumb and me being a very imaginative child
I created a comic called shadow boy and I was the superhero so I gave the middle finger to the world
But then fast forward a few years and I actually made a serious version of it and I called it dark matter instead
And that's where that that comes from. That's why he kind of looks like me is just kind of the middle finger still
Okay. All right
You know that when you talk about the red shirt with the respect your elders
No
That's John. Oh that does look like you in the red shirt
Yes, and that's me
awfully thin
Why do you yeah you look fit and also why all the profanity that I mean that part you're nailed
Times have changed
That must have been written a long time that shirt actually fit back then, you know
This is one of the old ones when it's a really bad I
didn't have any I
Didn't really have any
Art style at that point. That's pretty cool though, man
Well, it's more of a I mean Taylor's got an interesting
career
from the perspective that he doesn't he first of all he's a good artist so
He does all these projects and he's all in and I'm gonna say
He's all in and we obviously can't see the work because we're talking about it
But you know, he tries, you know, there's like visual arts
he took a one like a National Geographic magazines and he cut them up and he would like let's say he needed he was painting a
picture of whatever it is no matter let's say it's a
Force that you would cut all the he cut all the the green he'd find colors like the green whatever in the national geographic
He'd cut like 15 variations of green and so if there's a bush there
He'll put like different colors of green from a cutout of a National Geographic. He just hot glue it on there
Okay, like what is it?
Using the little glue stick glue stick. Yeah, and then he would take a chemical shoeshine
Stuff that a chrome polish chrome polish and he would rub it across the
National Geographic cutouts and it would actually
Break down the the coating over it and kind of smear the ink
So it was it was an interesting concept and it looked nice. In fact, one of them are still up there at filtered
So I don't I don't have one obviously on me. I don't carry a whole art piece, but this is it Bo right here
That's actually one of my art pieces on it
What he's what Sean was just talking about
So anyways
I do all sorts of stuff laughing matter studios. That's kind of my that's my lifelong project
Like I said, I mean I've been doing it since I was 12, but
You know, I'd keep going till I die. Well, yeah fun is this is fun, too
So, you know, hopefully one day this stuff will all start to work out
you know what we're gonna go back to the bourbon really quick before we do move on and
And so we were saying here that scroll up just a little bit, please. Do you have to do Pilates when you drink bourbon?
That's the palate there. So the
The nose
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See now that you know that we say it it's it's like it's there, you know
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heavy backbone of a dank vitamin ink my smell Flintstones
dank
musty oak
Dank I don't know. I don't know about dank. Dank is not the right word
Yeah, so the whiskey is heavy, but it does it I can understand how the dank would be like the oak
That's been sitting in there for 15 years. Do you smell the chewable Flintstone vitamins?
Yeah, I kind of do what are you talking about? No, so
I taste the chocolate.
Off-putting in some whiskeys an application here it provides intrigue and texture
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Surprisingly delivers in satisfying efficiency. So that's just the nose the palate smooth and mellow delivery
Scroll down. This is oh that says Neal Paulton ice cream. Yeah, that's probably where you're getting your
Chocolate vanilla. Yeah the vanilla and then and strawberry finish a slow and steady
Ramp-up of heat nicely complements the palette because this does come in hot
I like how we have the advertisement there of the CNC machine because of our research. Yes, that's fantastic
Oh, they've been listening in. Yes. Yeah creepy stuff
Anyway, I like it it's good stuff don't do that again. That was way too good. That was good
It's really really scary
That was that was the Friday night double feature shock show. Are you a lizard person?
What's going on remember the Friday night feature the the Friday night freaky Friday night the double feature on what the show?
I don't know. It was like it was like the the the the
Early 80s they would have on one of the TV stations. They have that the Friday night double feature. I
I didn't watch anything like you know
Wow, wow, I just watched G runs of
Do you remember where Twilight Zone was good? And then also do you remember amazing stories?
Now that was an 80s thing. I never watched it. But yes, I I think that was Steven Spielberg is you're right
Amazing story. I don't remember any of them, but I do sit down as a family and watch that and they were good
So it's weird. I never really watched any of the those those kind of shows from the 80s
I've watched I love watching movies from that era, but I've never really gotten to shows other than 18. I love 18 but
Turns like those kind of creepy shows one of my favorites growing up was the outer worlds or might have been outer limits
I'm thinking I'm outer limits. I think is what that's more like a sci-fi aliens. Yeah, I used to watch that
I never watched that show
There was actually one that specifically freaked me out. There was a
I guess they made an artificial planet
Inside of a little room and there was this weird ghost thing that that formed on the planet. It was just creepy
They used to watch that and I used to watch some of the Twilight Zones as well
Yeah, I think it was the Friday night frights. That's the producer put up there. No, that was not
It's double feature. That's a porn. Wow
It's a double feature
Why do ghouls fall in love?
So I thought we're still going along the porn line geez
It's a kiddie show
Sorry
My bad
So
Jumping back to Steven Spielberg presents the amazing stories. So I didn't realize how old this show is
Early 80s. I know all mid 80s. What Fright Night?
Well the amazing stories with Steven Spielberg. I mean because he is faced on I mean
He looks rather young on look at that. Yeah, they're great. They're really good. That was fun
Fun stuff to watch. I want to say it kind of reminds me of like
There was a show where there were that I want to say it's time bandits where they would go back and forth the time
yeah, the the characters there were two characters a young boy and
Mid-aged man. Good-looking pretty boy who in real life accidentally shot himself with a blank. That was rink and Morty, isn't it?
Huh? Is that Rick and Morty? No, that's a cartoon. Yeah. How do you shoot yourself accidentally with the blank? Well, there's still discharge
Yeah, there's a so he shot himself in the the
Compression of the bullet coming out cuz he put it right up next to his temple pulled the trigger
So he didn't accidentally do nothing. Well, he didn't mean to kill himself
He accidentally killed himself the Blake the blank killed him. Yes
Yeah, the blank killed him because it was too close to his temple. Yeah, like pressure came out
Yeah, that pressure would cause a rough. We watched that show tremor
What was the name of is like the Fantastic Voyagers or no, it was actually he was like a they had a little
bodyguard or something like that that
handheld little compass and he would spin it and
It would take him back and forth through time and are you talking about that?
The show the the time bandits I thought it was called time band. Well, they have like, you know, like little people
There's lighters. Was it sliders?
Time bandits was what the one with the little people in it. Hey, what was the show?
I this is something I just I remember watching growing up, but they had this this tunnel
They would go through time with it
It was like black and white and they just walked through the tunnel and dump them out in a different time zone
It was called the voyagers. Okay. What were you saying? I'm sorry. So they're gonna
Show I remember watching growing up. There's an old show but these guys it was like two or three of them
That would go back in time with this tunnel
Maybe it's called a time tunnel or something, but it was like this it looked like black and white swirling and they go through the tunnel
Trying to blank on that one. I'm not sure it's got to be like
Like a one-time show. Well quantum leap. No
It time was in the title. Maybe it was that's it
It was a time tunnel the time tunnel. I've never heard of that. I mean either I used to watch that growing up, too
Oh damn, that's really old
Interesting. Well the voyagers to get back on that one little slice of happiness that I used to watch that that was in 1982
I've never heard of that the voyagers
the voyagers
American science fiction television series about time travel that aired on NBC from October 3rd to 82 to July 10
83 after they did 20 episodes
Camera setup they have a camera setup. It's a single camera. So did he die on the
Voyagers
I think like some other show. I think he was goofing around. He was on the set and they he was a
No, it's John Hexham is the guy who did that. Yeah, John Eric Hexham John Eric
He's what awful he was making the show cover-up wasn't voyagers. I
Thought we were just asking he died accidental blank cartridges
Yeah, because it was in cover-up because we were watching it. Also the show went off the air because he killed himself
And I read that the death of John Hexham was a
And what I read the death here according to Wikipedia and
What happens on the blanks they still use paper to pack pack it right so paper still shoots out of the bullet
Shoots out of the gun and when you have it up to your head it causes trauma
Unbelievable. So one of the scenes filmed that day called for Hexham's character to load bullets into a 44 magnum handgun
So he was provided with a functional gun and blanks when the scene did not play as the director wanted to
The one in the master shot there was a delay in filming Hexham became restless and impatient during the delay and began playing around to lighten the mood
He had unloaded all but one blank
Spun it and
Simulating Russian roulette and he put the revolver to his right temple and pulled the trigger apparently unaware of the danger
Blanks use a like you were just saying use a paper of plastic wadding to seal the gun powder into the cartridge
And that wadding is propelled from the barrel of the gun with another force to cause injury if the weapon is fired within a few feet of the body
Particularly a vulnerable spot such as the temple or the eye were in which he was aiming at
At close enough range the effect of the power of the gases etc. So this is a this was a pretty big deal
How awful yeah, it was a big up-and-comer to yeah, you know, and it just remember this happened. What year was that?
84 yeah, yeah
Moral of the story treat all firearms as if they are loaded with actual rounds. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I could have been avoided
You know what how many there haven't been a lot of onset deaths you had the Brandon Lee
Who don't forget the exorcist
Don't forget the exorcist
What happened to Brandon Lee?
He got killed on set as well by a gun by a
I don't know if it was a boy. That's right. Really? Who's Brandon Lee was making the crow? Oh, it was the crow that he died on his son
And he was making the crow. Yeah, this guy he was very talented too. He was an up-and-comer. Yeah. Well the crow was that was a big deal
Yeah, now how now how did that happen so he 44 bullet entered his abdomen
Supposed to have been loaded with blanks. Yeah, but it was loaded with the 44 instead
Why would someone do that?
Supposed to have been loading on the last one was a 44 to
Yep
We kind of got a weird pattern going on. This was 83. Well, there was 84. Yeah, they're they're oversized gun and it's pretty big
It's a very powerful gun. Yeah. All right. So another one is Vic Moro. You remember Vic Moro? He died in a helicopter crash
That's right in on the set of the Twilight Zone. You got decapitated
That's true and read this one children there were two children that were also killed in a helicopter crash. Yeah. Oh
My god, he got decapitated. I believe so
How remember Yep actor and two children killed on the set of Twilight Zone
Awful and this changed all sorts of rules this this event. Yeah 82
So we just like 82 83 and 84 is the three years we just rattled off
Yeah, and I remember watching the movie and that scene was in it
Yeah
Do the Vietnam story I don't know the scene where he died was not in it, but no they still showed a helicopter crash
Brandon Lee was in 83 that was 93. Oh 93. So yeah, it's the the move the Twilight Zone accident in
So his death with those two children
What?
So they weren't in the helicopter
They were the helicopter was flying low and crashed and hit them in the early mornings of July 23rd
1982 Morrow and two child actors seven-year-old Micah din and
Din Lee and six-year-old Renation Ye Chen
We're filming location in California an area
Which that was known as?
Indiana Dunes near Santa Clarita
Alright, so let me jump here
They were performing a scene as a for the Vietnam
Sequence in which their character attempted to escape out of a deserted Vietnamese village from my pursuing US Army helicopter the helicopter
Hovering at 24 feet off the ground
Above them when the heat from a special effect prior technique exposure and reported
reportedly
Delaminated the rotor blades and caused the helicopter to plummet and crash on top of them killing all three instantly
Morrow and Lee were decapitated
Morrow and Lee were decapitated and
Mutilated by the helicopter rotor blades well while chin was crushed by the helicopter skid
Can you imagine being there?
How
By John Landis he made some big movies. He did the Michael Jackson beat it video
John like big more. Oh John Landis. Yeah. Well Vic Morrow was in the combat member show the show combat
Yeah, I watched that in in Argentina. It's combat is there like some it was comba day
That in else is ABC's combat. I'm not kidding to drive like we had a we had very little TV that we could watch
But we watched that religiously never watched it come on there. Yeah, it was all in Spanish, but we watched it anyway in Spanish
My head good. I could they have closed caption back then no
They have anybody on the side with they'd be doing some little sign language action. It was good. It was great stuff
I would love to go back and watch it again never heard of it never watched it
Yeah
It was really good. It's why I was a little kid and I don't know what they said
But it was really good. It's good action
Good action
Yeah, that was a sad. That was a sad deal. So yeah, we just rattled off three on on set
So where were you at when you were?
watching the combat you were
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Argentina, huh? Yeah, I'll tell you what when I was overseas in some but what was your favorite thing out there like
They have tacos
No, I'm talking like a like a treat like, you know, like for example when I lived in in Germany
One of the treats that we had we had when I was in high school
Across the railroad tracks. There was a convenience store and
Shot by the salt gun
No
But that happened
earlier
But no one point is is that there were some cool things about being over there because I went over there
I remember that's when sunkiss first came out because you know, they had the orange right and
I it was like
Not Fanta Fanta. No, I'm Fanta Fanta is good
But that was back when sunkiss used to actually instead of using corn syrup. They used actually sugar
And they didn't have a sunkissed grape. There was just that was it
Orange
Was more of an orange juice substitute crush even didn't even come around for a couple years
You know, but those are sodas. This was a son an orange juice substitute
What? Yeah. Well, it was a full-blown orange pop
Really good orange substitute was tang tang was great
But I remember and I don't remember what great it was but I remember my teacher miss coffee she was a
Large woman and if you tell me she didn't drink a lot of coffee. I don't know what I'm gonna do she
Um, well because I guess I was a special kid
I didn't realize it till later on in life, but she would have me do stuff that wasn't even related to the class
she would have like she would uh, she would have me go to the back of the room and
Back then they have like all the ditto sheets, right?
well
So she would have these she would have these stacks of these ditto sheets and they all had little numbers on them because they were
Like lesson plans. They're like nudies of her
No, they were they were just whatever they were lesson plans
You pass out to the kids
She taught like like a general practitioner. She taught more than one class more than the history science English and
So she what she had me do
Then this is weird cuz I'm talking about this the first time I've ever said it
She would have me go back to organize the papers
Hmm, and she was she was like, yeah, well, you know, she's trying to get me to shut up
I guess maybe I wasn't paying attention to class. She's like fuck it might as well
Yeah, let's do something constructive. Let's get him out of the class
So she would actually in the middle of class she would send me off a school property
I walk across public train station into that convenience store and pick her up a case of tab
I mean tab tab so
Because you know when I started talking about sunkissed
I started thinking about the different the the different variety of pops that that have come out over the last five decades
Yeah, you know, I mean, let's talk about like like like even the original pop the Cokes
Cola Coca Cola that was like that was Cola. I had coke that had carbonation in it and
They had cocaine in it
That was real cocaine. They'd mix it in there in the very very beginning correct
So that's the tab. Yeah, that's what she would have actually it would be the one
It didn't have a pop top had a pull tab. So let me the whole tab came off
Do you remember when they made the change from oh, yeah to I do?
That was bizarre because we used to pull them off and you can make
Flick shit with them. Yeah, shoot them, but they would be on the beach and I remember, you know, you cut your feet on
Well those and the bottle tops or those were kind of sharp if you stepped on them, too
But you know those right there just the the soda can tabs. Yeah, I made a belt out of a bunch of those a
Belt chainmail. Yeah
Nice
But you you're you're too young to remember the pull tabs. Yeah, I I really I'm looking is is that it right there?
Yeah, that's actually that's it right there. So I I don't recall ever seeing one of those. So yeah
Well, I mean cuz they were
Somebody invented we looked that up one time somebody invented the whole pull tabs
I mean the the ones that you have today, you know that they don't litter right they don't come apart
And I was you know, we've been we did with those in middle school. We'd break them in half
Right like you right right here
We did it back and forth until it broke off and we'd hook it on our lips and we'd act like we had lip piercings
Right. So, I mean most of them stayed on there, but we literally didn't oh, yeah
We've heard for sure lots of therapy. So click on that second from the left all the old
Yeah, so we're looking at a bunch of old style cans
But you know the the old ones back then like the tab for example tab was like the one of the first diet colas
They had out there. Is this still around? Yeah
But I mean, can you think of another diet cola prior prior to tab? Yeah diet Pepsi was but was that which was first tab or diet?
Pepsi tab. I have no idea. Oh, just look at the diet Pepsi can it looks like it came first. Uh, I
Graphic there. Yeah, it is. Yeah, and I'm not sure but man, I really thought the diet Pepsi with lemon
Or not just for yeah, we looked at that as well. Yeah, there's a commercial, you know the big black dude Pepsi free
That was the diet Pepsi with the lemon or lime. Oh
My gosh, what other what other pops were probably the Shasta? Oh
Shasta was the big one. I when I played was playing soccer
And the VYO League the Valley Youth Organization up there in Cincinnati
We would after every game look at the Shasta cans down right there. Yeah
Cream soda I had that recently they have like a hundred different flavors
I forgot about surge what the the Shasta old-fashioned root beer that comes out of a frickin can that looks like you get botulism in
Oh, yeah
so I
Got some Shasta went the last time I went to Colorado and I because I'm anti coke right now, right?
I'm not I don't do coke absolutely not and so I got the Shasta Cola and that worked out really well
Oh, it was great. Yeah, it was great. So I remember jolt Cola as well. I see that on the screen
How old is that Joel? It's it was kind of like a pre Mountain Dew, wasn't it? Yes. It had a yeah
There we go all the sugar in twice the caffeine
You know, it's crazy about Mountain Dew is that good? I think
Outside of the United States
I don't think that they sell it in other countries because there's actually additives in the Mountain Dew that will kill you
And I believe it the FDA approved it here in the United States to get it that color
Well, I don't know what's in it, but they're saying the FDA approved in the United States, but they will not approve it in other countries
Yeah, I don't know and that's that's just what I'm not a big Mountain Dew fan
FDA
Bad that's that's actually a big thing though
There's a lot of things here in the US that they don't have elsewhere for that same purpose
Well, and that's because they've got these large corporations in their back pocket, you know, they're getting kickbacks
You got those you got those people from Purdue chicken, you know
Dumping in steroids into all the the chickens where Purdue was supplying McDonald's
They're the chicken tenders Donald's is a really big one. They were given all the the hormone injections and then
So they got big chicken boobs. Yeah, the gigantic 10 year olds even the boys were getting
Boobs. Yeah, but it's in everything right? It's in the milk
It's my point is is that the the FDA needs to tighten up their shit a little bit man
Well, and why are they why are the United States citizen which you would think right would have more protection than the other countries out there
Yeah, Europe has its own health agency, right or like the eight like the FDA
And it just seems and so they're a little more it's crooked. Yeah
Yeah, it's absolutely crooked and I think that I think the you know, the fact that they passed this new
protein
What are they called the spiked protein?
Shots the vaccines. Oh, you know that they passed that and you know, that's how the whole thing that they did not pass the vaccine
You know, that's what I said in it. What they all they did was they they extended it
But what they say mental the experimental we have we're gonna say when it does
When it does when it does pass its its testing. So we're gonna call it like my carnivore my car my carnivore or something like that
They're gonna name it. So basically what they did is they applied it a generic name for it already
They packaged it they're getting ready to sell it
But it hasn't even been invented yet and they basically were trying to push this through and just do that American public
This is it. This is what it's gonna be. So go out there and get your vaccine shots. It's been approved
No, it has not been approved. It has not I know that was bullshit
You know that's just more more things not to trust the government about quite honestly
You know what in in you know as much as I like Trump and I hate to be digging into politics in the middle of our pop
Conversation, but you know, I I like Trump but I'm thinking, you know, he's the the main guy on there the the front
pushing the the vaccine
ouchy
No, I mean I'm not talking about Fauci. I'm talking about Trump Trump, you know, it's I don't know who to trust anymore
I know that's the problem, you know, it's just like I the government has lost credibility
And so now the conspiracy theorists are like starting to get some attention, but I don't know
Believe and I'm and I'm I know I hear you. I it sucks having to
Debate with your friends
Family validity your own family. Yeah, I mean it talk about a divider, you know divide and conquer. I mean this whole
This this whole thing. I mean, it's tribal
So it's basically you think about the Taliban and Afghan Afghan folks out there. I mean, they're divided big time
Well, we're divided too left and right. We're getting there. I mean we're fighting over everything right now. It's
We're fighting over masks. We're fighting over vaccines. We're fighting over liberal versus conservative democrat versus republican
We're fighting over mainstream media versus conservative media. I mean we've been fighting for a long time
Everything now it's it's turned into like a snowflake convention or it's just like
Everything they draw attention to the if they're they're smoked. There's fire and oh, I didn't even include the wokeness. I didn't include
transgender versus you know this and that and and the
Corporations being well intersectionality. Oh and and January 6th and the election and I mean it just goes on and on and on what we're
Bitterly are they still investigating January 6th? Yeah, they are
Well, the FBI has cleared Donald Trump of any involvement in creating that chaos
Yeah, that was a big deal. I don't know how that happened because the FBI did not Fox News mentioned something a little bit about
Of it the the the was it the American News Network or America was a oh, yeah
Yeah, they they talked about it a lot. Yeah, it skipped over but no one else did
I'm sure it was a Friday release which is what they do when they want to do it
I'm sure it was a Friday release which is what they do when they want to bury news that they have to report
So it's just so they can still talk about it and smear his name even though he's been cleared correct. Yeah, absolutely
Oh, what about the insurrection or what insurrection there was none
In fact, the only folks that that that were doing the insurrection or the majority of them were the ones
Being paid
Yeah, I mean you had Nancy Pelosi's personal security team
There on the ground is that what they're finding out is this is a bunch of bunk it
Man, there's because I haven't seen shit about it in there. There's pictures of her security guy that was there dressed in fatigues
Leading the way
Co-herses the guys come on guys. Let's get in there. Let's get in here. Let's do it
And there's a guy that is trump guys like I don't think that's a good idea
And like no, no, we got to do it. Come on. He's like getting people riled up and then some people like oh
That is confirmed. That is not dude. There's a video of it
And they and they can clearly identify that that absolutely Pelosi's security. Oh, no, not the guy that that's speaking
But they was verified that the guy that was part of that team
So if there were a group of 10 people he was one of those 10
He wasn't the one saying co-hersing people at least I haven't seen on video but part of that team was out there
Getting people to I mean to look
Even the security team what that was out there. I mean the fucking security team left
Right full combat gear walked out what I don't understand is there's footage of the Capitol Police
Letting ushering them in saying come this way walking this way and there's footage of them of these rioters
resurrectionist
Insurrectionist staying within the stanchions. Yeah, they're like then they become sightseeing. It's like they were sightseeing
I know they're like, oh, what a beautiful picture
Yeah, if you're going in there cause problems, you're gonna be knocking all over the place
But that's just it
There were some there were some local antifa guys and the antifa guys even stepped up and said hey, you know what?
That was me
That was me because they were totally busted because this video and yeah, but then they were like I was an official photographer for yeah
Yeah, I get paid fifty thousand dollars. Yes. I'm bullshit like that per photo or so
How about how about them not naming the officer?
That shot the woman and now finally we know who he is
Finally, we know who he is. Oh really because he is doing an interview because i'm sure he wants to get money
I thought he died of a heart attack. Oh, no
The big thing about that whole unrelated the whole event
uh
It was obviously scripted if it wasn't scripted then you're gonna have to explain to me
How is our entire capital that easy to take over right dude? They walked off
Full combat gear they walked off. It was it was entirely planned
And I yeah, I don't disagree. They had a few rotten apples in there
They have some videos of like groups of people and they were walking around like snakes and when I say snakes
I'm meaning they would have their shoulder on the next person's their hand on the next person's shoulder, right?
And they would walk and they would get from point a to point b and they had a bunch and you could see them
They're all kind of working their way up throughout and getting themselves all set up strategically. I mean look
I mean it could have been anyone I could be full of shit
I mean, but I saw what I saw there's a lot of questions
I I will admit that I mean I haven't gotten neck deep in all the conspiracy theories and
And all the videos and all the kind of stuff, but I do know that
There was some shadiness going on. There's people still in jail. I thought that's what kills me
They're still in jail. There are people that are writing every night night after night after night
And they get released that night the very next day and we have people still in jail for
Being there not doing anything. Yeah, just being there. Just being there. Did y'all hear about the old lady?
It was like an old lady who was who she was just there now. She's in jail
I don't I don't know if she ever got out unbelievable to my that is unbelievable that that could happen in this country
Just an elderly woman just minding her business
It's you know and and and it's it's just weird because we're fighting or you know
It's because the left thing the left believes that we had intentions. I say we because I call myself a republican
But you know that this was a real deal. There was it was an insurrection. They believe it
Yeah, they believe it and I'm just I don't
I don't get it. I don't you know, it was not I mean it was I mean it was a sad day because
It was a sad happened. It was a it was a dark day in history. I remember watching it going
It wasn't what it was though
I mean it was not what it was and the fact is they allowed it to happen nancy pelosi
Is the mayor of the capital?
Okay, she's the mayor and she gave the order to call off the the security detail
I don't know. I don't know. I mean it was you know, it was kind of scary obviously
I mean the the capital was breached and the capital building was breached and they had officers
Directing lawmakers to safe areas. So i'm sure they were like, oh my god
I mean because they didn't know what was going on and so they
They were like building there's totally
Catacombs, yeah, there's they go. I mean there's I know you get anywhere
So they were totally sensationalizing especially aoc
She was in an annex and the look and not even eyes. Yeah, she was like he was going to rape me
Oh the officer that came to escort her. Yes as he looked at me like I was wearing my black nylons like that
But I just knew he was going to rape me
That in a bottle of kalua
That's something else right there she could have made him a drink yeah could have that was a really good impersonation
Did you practice on that? Yeah. Well, that's my latina kalua thing. Excellent
And then the other thing that is dividing this country is the border
And now we have
The terrorists streaming over the border. It's in you know, it's insane. The world's insane right now
It is it is in afghanistan. I cannot believe the shit we abandoned over there unbelievable
You know those numbers keep going. They are i'll tell you what the
The on the five today, I hate talking about like this, but on the five today haraldow
Said two things and totally ate his words
Hold on. Okay haraldow. So one thing he said was uh, you know the blackhawk helicopters and uh,
Katie pavlich was there and she freaking called him out on this
She's like well those those those blackhawk helicopters weren't working. She was like well
That's funny because they hung people from those helicopters while flying it over kabel. Yeah, and then um,
Uh, and then they were like really what about yes
They're hanging hanging as they were flying the black hop they were hanging. Yes. There was a hanging body skids off the skids
I did not see that and they uh, and then they were like well, we left all the weapons over there and
and
Is that greg gutfield though is well hold on
Yeah, the knife. Oh, yeah, greg gutfield says because he says, you know, they got some weapons over there
You know, I mean what are they gonna find that a bunch of weapons?
I mean so what if they got some weapons and greg gutfield says oh you didn't feel that way about that
A couple weapons like that in the united states. Do you feel that same way about weapons in the united states?
You know about people having guns. Yeah, so it's okay enough. Oh, he didn't say anything completely shut off
and i'll tell you what you have got to listen to today's podcast because uh,
Someone had mentioned something to dana perino said well
What is your position on on this and I and I don't remember because I was driving I was paying attention all kinds of crazy
Shit going on at the same time
But dana says well, I didn't feel that way because he kind of I think heraldo insinuated that she said something about a perspective
They were talking about the you know, the people in afghanistan. They're not fighting. It's not afghanistan. It's an ideology
They're fighting against an ideology and that ideology is everywhere the ideology is in africa. It's in germany
it's in sweden, you know, it's it's it's everywhere and
uh, you know, and how do you know you guys already said that you feel
Uh heraldo said something about you already feel a certain way and dana perino got her
All up and uproar she was like well, I never said that nobody at this table said that and nobody from this fox uh news
uh
Station said that so it was funny that she took ownership
Yeah of everything
So does dana perino have a pretty big leg in the fox news over there? Oh, she's i'm sure she's a rock star
Yeah, she's a rock star. She is but the fact that she said I mean she was in charge of that table
Because she said I didn't say that nobody at this table said that and nobody from this fox
organization said that. In other words like as if she were like the leader of the whole deal. I'm the authority and
I'm telling you what she's she's a big deal there. So, I mean, I don't know. I know she has her own show
She has her own show and I know she's a huge rising star. So
But and good for and the crazy is she's got a husband. That's like 25 years older than her
Really? Yeah, she's badass. I love her. You know what I like
I like uh
Producer do not look this up
um dana perino nude. Yeah, if you google that oh my god, don't do it. Please
Go ahead and google. Do not do it. You're talking about do it
If you do it man, they I tell you what the people out there are so shitty if you if you google
AOC nude you won't find hardly you'll find some stuff
But if you type in like a republican
Somebody they're trying to smear. Yeah. Oh my god the stuff that's out there. It is. Oh, yeah
Quite graph. Yeah, I try to avoid
nude as the leading like search
Search, you know, I know then I like to google like the person and then in bikini just type in risque
Risqué all nude
I'm sure that word isn't going to populate on the search engine. Oh my goodness. Anyway, we're all over the place but there are
Just to round out the afghanistan thing. So I know we left allies behind we left americans behind we left equipment
behind we left like
It's ridiculous like billions of dollars billions of dollars of equipment left behind and then when you and then well
That's what I was about to do and then when you see the pictures of them wearing all of our shit
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's just so aggravating and then the story came out today of over 60 service
bomb sniffing service dogs
in crates
On the tarmac at the airport in in kabel were they alive?
Yeah, they're like and so here's what's crazy
there are like
uh animal shelter organizations like pita and
They're like, um pleading they're trying to save those dogs
Right because they they care about animals more than humans and I don't I mean obviously I want americans to be saved before that
But what i'm telling you is the optics of that is going to explode
Because people have a soft spot for soft spot for dogs. Remember the michael vick thing. Oh, yeah, they
Freaked out about the michael vick thing and here's the thing about those dogs over there
So is the thing about service dogs? Yeah. Oh, they're denying it
Uh, here's the thing about service dogs, though. Okay. Um, look at look at a police dog
What happens if you you bring harm to a police dog of any kind?
Well, you might as well be killing a human exactly. I mean it is it's a police officer
Right. It's regarded as a police officer and that's the same thing over there like well those aren't just regular dogs. Those are the the
Barons, uh news article says the u.s. Denies abandoning the dogs at the cabal
The pentagon denied tuesday that u.s military personnel abandoned some of the dogs at the cabal airport during washington's final pull off from afghanistan to correct
Erroneous reports the u.s. Military denied leaving the dogs in cages at hamid kharzar international airport including the
Reported military working dogs pentagon spokesman john kirby tweeted. Okay. So first off first off
They're in front of a helicopter these guys have lied to us over and over and over and over and over
Again, they said they weren't gonna abandon americans. They abandoned americans. They said they weren't gonna do this
They did that these guys have absolutely no credibility whatsoever
If you see farther behind we have two animal rights groups that are pleading to help these dogs
Everyone knows now. Here we go. Hold on read a little farther citing inside sources animal rights group peta said 60 bomb sniffing dogs and 60
Adequate access to food or water. Why do you think peta would go out on a limb to make that public if they didn't have real information?
scroll up for me other
Are you kidding me? I tell you what this government sucks ass man
Unbelievable, we're being nothing but lied to and here's what I hate. I bet you this is true
And I bet you the handlers are devastated. I bet you they were lying to the public
They were loaded onto planes and that those dogs were safe and that they were coming home and you're going to be reunited with your dog
These guys are like
Tight with their animals, right?
What just like we are with our animals, right?
And I bet you those soldiers were lied to and these dogs were left behind
I would I would state I would I would I would put everything on it. It's sad. It is sad
And it makes me furious
So I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you
And it makes me furious. So I'm not gonna name anybody because I mean obviously
I want to keep the person's identity. I've been neither scooch close enough. No, I was talking to somebody though and he's he's
We were talking about the night vision. It's currently worst-case scenario over there
What do you mean because of the night vision? That's one of the that's just one of it
But that's one of the big things so a lot of our operations were done at night
Yeah, that gives us a strategic
Total leg up. We had that that leg we no longer have that they now have everything that we had
We meet which means is we do special operation
Covert operations in Afghanistan we we do not have yeah, but major
But still we we we our drones are gonna slaughter them. I mean this is gonna get ugly
We've had 20 years of slaughter them, but the thing is look man everyone knows we need to get the fuck out of
the
One's gonna contest that but you got to have
You got to have you got to have cooth
Is the only where I can think of you got to have cooth when you depart you always have to have we
Influence in there so when you you can't a hundred percent pullout ever you're gonna have layers
Even of residual to help motivate those Afghanistan is as I say
Afghan after to motivate those Afghan to not run
Afghanians if you're not run because that's exactly what they do they fucking ran. Yeah, but you know who ran
The soldiers didn't run the soldiers leadership ran
Yeah, the leaders and then as soon as the leaders bolted and there was no organization no orders being given
The army was like oh shit. I got to go home and take care of my family
Yeah, that's what happened and the people that continued to fight were the Afghan Special Forces
Those guys were for real their leadership was for real and they were the ones that were invested in more hold whole
Wholeheartedly right but and and they were were they extinguished no they're still fighting
There's there's a couple cities that have not fallen and it's because the Afghan Special Forces are still fighting
So don't forget the kill list that we sent over there to no shit. We sent the kill list. Yeah, basically
Yes
So we worked out an agreement with the Taliban to allow safe passage for Americans to the airport and then onto our planes, right?
Return release 5,000 prisoners. No, no, we just we gave them a list of targets or not. I'm sorry
I shouldn't say targets. We gave them a list of people to allow into the airports, right?
But essentially we handed them a target list, right? Hey, these are the people that you should kill
They called that a kid the critics called it a kill list
Meaning the people that you are allowing into the airport are the ones that they're gonna go. Oh good
So we know where the Americans are
So when you leave or we're gonna deny them access to the airport and when you leave we're gonna kill them
We're stupid and here's the thing. This is an enemy
We fought for 20 years and suddenly now we find their help and their assistance
Valuable they were praising the Taliban in their help in evacuating what gets me is we went over there 20 years ago to get
rid of the Taliban and
Here we are handing it over to the Taliban, right? Well, okay, so a couple things
We didn't we were
We did not want to allow any system of government that allowed training camps
To continue to where they could plan attacks against the United. Well, they did that for 20 years, correct?
But now they just handed it right back. Well, and they did not anticipate
Nobody anticipated the Afghan army falling apart like it did so that that is not their fault
That is not their fault. Yeah
I'm now however
They we should not have pulled out knowing that that was a risk because the military clearly told Biden and his
Stupid-ass advisors that that was a risk that the Afghan Army is not strong enough to stay
Just you know to stay and fight that we don't leave
Until everybody's gone. Yeah, right
Right. So and we either confiscate all that shit or blow it up
All the night vision stuff they left it. They left it for the Afghan army. Yes, I think the whole thing is is planned
I mean with with the list of names we sent over there
No one is dumb enough to send that over thinking that they're the the Taliban were going to cooperate
There's no one that's that dumb the reason why they are there is because they have been negotiating with the Taliban
And there's there's more there's more going on
There is more conversations going on than we know. Yeah. Well, I mean what we have been doing
We got the entire Chinese influence over there
You got a you can't forget that the Chinese want the the natural resources that Afghan
Afghanistan has rare metals. Yeah tungsten etc. There's a
strontium
Stronchium. Yeah, mr. Producer
Scrotium
Check that off the list. So hold on we got all nude and strontium, you know, it makes you wonder
You know, it just it just makes you wonder, you know, the Chinese are funding the Taliban to because they're like, hey man
Look, we want rights to these minerals and in return. Well, but the thing is yeah every country
Afghanistan is a cesspool every country that's gone over there has
Failed. Yeah, China's gonna get mired down in Afghanistan
Just like because those people I don't think so because they're they will yes, they will. Here's why
Russia did unless they're gonna wait unless they're going to take it over permanently. Well, hold on
So China doesn't want anything to do with staying there all they're not all they want are the mineral rights
It's a business transaction. Okay, they're gonna go back on the you're gonna have one tribe say yes, that sounds good
Then you have eight other tribes are like no, that's not gonna fly with us. Yeah, we want that
We want that money to start all worrying and there's factions of the Taliban. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's like
factions of the black
Lords, some great clients all over Afghanistan
and so what's gonna happen is Chinese soldiers are gonna start dying and
Then they're gonna up the game and they're gonna fight and they're gonna get more entrenched and then they're gonna up the game and then
You know what I mean? And that's just how it happens. Yeah, they're gonna fail and they're gonna fail
I don't know man. Here's why well, I
Think they're not gonna fail because I think that Chinese they don't have any
They don't give a fuck. They're gonna go the Russians didn't either Russians had no
Rules of engagement. It was kill kill kill kill and they failed they failed
They played a long game
So here's why though
The Afghan people there know not the people their system
No matter what type of government it is what tribal or national or whatever
The corruption is so perverse the corruption is so like through every level of their society that
It nothing holds right? There's no morality. There's no ethics. There's no and corruption just
Prevails. Well, it's like some of these African countries, right? Yeah, these warlords
Whoever gets strongest and gets the and gets the money gets the money and the boys to go kill it is it is
In my opinion, I guess it's hundreds of years of of
Corruptive culture and it's the terrain and I guess yeah, I don't know and it's it's it's it's a multitude of things
But whatever country goes in there that tries to help or take over or whatever is gonna fail
That's correct. Afghanistan doesn't want it
There are certain people who want it just like we saw we've had 20 years. We've built infrastructure. We've done this
We've done that and it crashed and how fast a week?
Not again three three weeks, maybe I don't know insane 20 years of work gone like that
And you know what? I saw an interesting segment on Fox News
I know we're spending a lot of time on Afghanistan, but this is the last thing I'm gonna say so
20 years so think about babies born 20 years ago
Okay. Well, they have grown up in a free Afghanistan, right? Right?
20 years so 20 years 1918 1716 all these teenagers and youth and young women
Right. They were in school and they're studying to be doctors and nurses and gone gone everything gone overnight
Everything these kids have grown up knowing which is freedom
gone overnight
Gone overnight. I
Mean we can't even digest that
I know
Well, it leads out maybe some hope that that just
Well, it leads out maybe some hope that that generation will fight back will fight back. I
Want it back? Yeah, I'm not I'm not ready to give that up just now for the for for the longest time in Afghan history
They experienced freedom, right? And it may be a couple years because those people are still young
Yeah, right. So it may take a while to coalesce and turn into something and it's not just them
It's the people that have been under Taliban rule that were freed right so man, they they they gotta fight back
They have to fight back. Anyway, you know when you back an animal into a corner
I mean it's gonna fight back you would think so and at the end of the day we are we're still animals
Right. So, I mean it's it's hardwired into us. It's just I I do think that that we're gonna see some change here soon
I actually have a lot of hope for the future just not just for Afghanistan for America
Well, we're gonna change you see I mean like who do you think is gonna be our next president?
I'm not worried about that and I think that there's a lot more people that are starting to see that
There's a lot of distrust to the American government. Oh huge and
Finish your thought when you say change, what are you referring to? That's one of the that's actually one of the big ones right there
Okay, there's obviously a little bit needs to be change in the American system the government there
I mean, it's obvious the corruption is so evident right now, right? Especially after Afghanistan
No kidding. That's a great point and I do I actually have a lot of hope just for that alone. That's that's the big one
You know what though?
The only way I see that happening and we've touched on this before is a convention of states right now the federal government
Are you familiar with that is the convention of states? Yeah. Okay. So right now the federal government has become so powerful
So corrupt so centralized so, you know power hungry right megalomaniacs
That the only way to give the power back to the states and that is through a convention of the states, right?
So we've talked about this before where all all 50 states
30 something of them right have have now passed legislation in their own state legislatures that they would be
Willing to participate in a convention of the states if one were to materialize right? Yeah, so they're hoping to get all 50
That's what the ground grassroots every single state. I was typically
conservatives
Yeah, I think there's yeah plus Republican governors, right? Yeah, it's typically conservative
Yeah, yeah, I would say it looks like it is because ideology wise right conservatives in general
How about how about how about that governor in Louisiana? With the whole storm that came in that hurricane Ida
Did you well, what are you referring to? What he I don't know
Well, he was making some comments about needing some help with the the hurricane and
He was just he wasn't down planning. He was overplaying it. It was just I
I what shocks me is we haven't seen shit out of Louisiana. I mean that place is torn up in this and it's legitimately
Well, I've been on the road to this. I don't know what kind of anything I haven't been paying attention
I know a big because it's not right there in our faces, right? All right
But I think I mean so I think that I actually I think the governor is probably legit in asking for FEMA
Assistance and all that kind of stuff
But anyway, but just to finish my thought so in general, this is very a generalities, right?
And I know I'm ranting here liberals want
big central government
Yeah
Conservatives want smaller central government more power push down as close as you can to the people right?
So state government local government, you know city
Yeah, city government. Well, that's it very general
You saw that you talked about the states fighting back to federal government
You saw that I think there's 20 states that are suing
Biden and his administration
Because of the whole transgender athlete right? So the the Attorney General's of the states
So Tennessee is leading it good and there's another 19 states that have joined the lawsuit
To sue them saying you can't tell my state
We we're not going to follow this rule this law or mandate and another one is the voting and I fully so it's bullshit
Voting is the other one
Don't try to cram federal voting laws down the state's throats because they have the authority to to set their own voting
You see that's that's what another thing
I mean, I don't I don't know if it's been going on for like 20 30 years
But ever since I started paying attention to this stuff
It does seem like the states are starting to fight back a lot more. Yeah, at least from well because the government is overreaching more
Completely. Yeah
That's another thing I was talking about is is there I'm seeing hope out there. So here's so here's what real change is gonna come
When the states finally do a convention of the states and the federal government can't stop it, right?
So the 50 states get together
they start talking about what they want to do and they start putting limitations on the federal government power by the
By doing amendments to the Constitution
So but so like a balanced budget a balanced budget amendment
Not being able to spend money within states without state, you know without state approval
You know term limits
Term limits on the senators term limits on the you know, congressman
I mean those kind of things because the federal government's never going to vote on that for themselves
Yeah, there's two things that politicians are concerned about getting power and keeping power. I said getting power and keeping power and
And every decision they make from that and that's not a hundred percent
But every decision in my opinion that they make from that point forward
Centers around is that gonna give me power? Is that gonna help me keep power? They don't care about right or wrong
They don't care about just or unjust. Are you following me? Yeah
So that that's corruption. All right, that's corruption. Anyway, I would like to get off this topic and go back to pop
You know what? I
Wasn't listening to anything you said
We got another rebel yo, we got
So this wasn't dickle 15 that you guys poured now the dickle that was fantastic. Hey look we have rebel one year. Yeah
It's not exactly pop and we're gonna get back into but it's it's a liquid it is a liquid it is a liquid
Well, the spirit of the pop what I was talking about had nothing to do with necessarily pop
It had everything to do with the treats, you know and the sugar and the you know
They're growing up and getting that the treat and the pop was the tree
You know, but what were you gonna say about pop because I got the I want to say what are the meet the non mainstream?
Sodas that are your that's your favorite RC. Okay one for me
I got RC Cola RC Cola is great. But the thing is I never buy it at the store. I don't understand that
Okay, why not? I don't know. So I got one. Yeah, what's your non mainstream?
Non mainstream
Virgil's root beer. Okay, you're going there's a lot. There's a lot of different kinds of root beers out there are this
Time favorite check this out. So this is also the
The this is this root beer has the fewest ingredients out of any root beer. I've bought in the store. Okay. Oh this one does
Yeah, okay
It's only got 85 instead of 100 as root and beer. Yes, they soak a root in beer
So is sasparilla root?
Sorry sasparilla sasparilla root
A nice liquorice
Vanilla cinnamon clove wintergreens sweet birch mole asses nutmeg pimento berry oil. Damn. That seems very long
a lot of herbs and spices and oil of
Cassia cuz I don't know how to say that
See ya. Oh, it's a little bit cuz see and as you can see you can actually oh, yes
See and you can you can pronounce all of the ingredients
Yeah, except for cassia. That's that is a tough one there and mole asses
But the point is these are natural ingredients not chemical preservatives and shit like that
It's not fake flavors like beaver ass gland. So this is way off mainstream
Beaver. Okay. So for those folks that don't know is that the beavers gland
Beavers gland provides the sphincter produces an oil which they use for vanilla extract
Oh, yes, I knew this for artificial for artificial vanilla extract. So some folks don't know that you know
I wonder I wonder what that that
Factory looks like where the Beavers are all lined up. Well, who tried it first? Well, I mean
I'm just talking about the so
Expressing of the anal glands do they all sit there in a cage and there's one poor
Well, we're sure that makes like a sure what I was doing a beaver and then the other dude was like hey, man
Your dick tastes like vanilla
Okay, what? Oh
You you think that's how that happens?
Wow, I don't think that's how it happened. It could be
I don't know. That's a theory how else would you figure out that you elaborate on that like a beavers ass?
Thing tastes like vanilla. How'd you know? Well, here's the thing. That's how they know that goats and sheep do not have that same quality
Well same thing explain well one guy
Does not taste like vanilla. All right, so I'm assuming
Can we at least assume that's my fault? I'm sorry. Yeah, what the hell man?
I don't know. I'm gonna go with the story that it was only one
One person and he just went around licking buttholes trying to find the one that tastes like vanilla
No, here's how it happened
Paul knows my gosh guys think about it. There are people that like, you know like
They were cutting up the beaver. Yes, they were just like hey, what's going on?
Yeah, I cut it up. It's over there and he's like hey you cut this beaver up is like yeah
What is this? Yeah, you put it in his mouth. He starts chewing it. He's like vanilla dude
You just ate the vanilla you just ate the beaver's asshole. I don't care. You know what? It was a dare
I bet it was a dare. No, he was so yeah, we're talking about you know, I thought it was an onion ring
We're talking about the 17 hundred there. They trap beavers
They know everything about the animal just like they know about everything about the animal for everything else
They trap and they figured out that it tastes like vanilla. I'm with you on this from Sean. There was no sexual
I don't think it's as easy as just squeak this squirting this juice out its butt going that tastes like vanilla
I think they have to do something to it. It's a combination. You have to get it sexually aroused
No, no, no time. Do they kill every beaver that they know no no
It's kind of like, you know how dogs a butt thing you gotta squeeze it every now and then
I said there's a guy that makes a
End and a dog's butt you got to squeeze every now and then otherwise they do the little carpet
Trail it lubes their shit. They're pooching these snail trailer on their I know glant the dog if it does that well
Yeah, you do have to take it to the best feet squeeze that gland. You can squeeze it yourself
So maybe the beaver has that gland that it fills up it tastes like and when it becomes infected
Maybe that cinnamon that creates the vanilla smell or taste
Actually fact check to make sure that this is the
Because this sounds like nerds. No, it's it's it's a little bit of glands of dogs
You have to express they get swollen and they get clogged and then nice refer to the but the beaver vanilla extract
Posts on Facebook and see if they the fact checkers will take care of that for us, which one the the beaver glands
Yeah, I'm no, I'm curious. We're talking about hold up. We're looking at a swollen anal dog
That's a hard no for looking for the beaver
That's a good for the worst right we're trying to one we're wondering how they how they
Voice I want to know how they harvest the beaver beaver vanilla oil
That's what I would be curious to know
harvest I
Mean, I'll read it off if someone hands beaver the vanilla oil, but I don't really want to do this called caster
Is it called caster? Yeah
Like castor oil cast orium harvested
I read it in a funny voice. Are they killed for it? Perfect? All right. Let's do we go here today most castor Iam is
Harvested in a sterile environment by aunt Oh by putting the beavers to sleep
They put them to sleep and they express their sacks near their tails by their buttholes in the past
They were killed but they went nearly extinct. So now they just put them to sleep
They put them asleep and they squeeze the gland and then they wake them up and they're like they hey guys
I'm the guy that decided to go ahead and roof you a beaver, you know
Some of that stuff from its sack. How do you do that without actually sucking helium?
That's amazing squeezes his balls
Yeah, did you where his balls are where he had a sack and he put his balls in the sack in his asshole
That's why his voice shit. That was a talent. I can't do that
I don't like something else. Yeah, there's all kinds of crazy shit. That's made out of animal stuff
Yes, yeah in the whatever man
So doesn't perfume come from whales like somehow it's related to perfect all kinds of places. Yes, I believe so
whale oil could be as huge a whale and shampoo as well. Yeah, I
Tell you what I was
Sitting at my my
My house my office
I've got I use my tablet and I put that I had the Disney Channel on so I usually like scroll through Marvel or Star Wars
Or whatever the shit they got I put on National Geographic's I put on the big blue whale, you know and
they
showed the the
Blue whale penis the penis. I told you it's like 18 feet long dude. It was like a tentacle
I know it's like yes
No, no, okay. What you can't see is
You guys never talk about this one again. I don't I don't
I didn't want to see that it startled me because when I first saw it
I was like because they show you like the full picture
It's not like I'm seeing this thing and they were because what happens is that there are whales that get together
Yeah, and there are groups of whales that get together
Oh, I know it's just like doing it's like an orgy a whale orgy
So I'm thinking is this an architooth this what is what is going on here because it's like multiple
swinging
Swinging some vines, please don't bring my favorite animal and the nooses when I could do they get tangled man. That's my favorite animal
What a whale no an architooth is
Giant squid Wow, there's two people on the planet. They know what an architooth. Well, you knew what they are
Well after you told us yeah
Have you ever seen the the beaks of a giant squid? It's the size of like a human face. Yes, they're large
Yeah, I'm gonna pass. I'm wanting did you imagine one of those grabbing you and then like that beat coming at your face?
And then taking your face off. We've heard the look at that. Just look at that. Yeah
looks like an alien from
Well, it's just like the humboldt squids. Those are vicious. Those will eat you
Holy shit, they were saying inside of those big tentacles. Is that that's what you would see
By so no, I know in the in the middle. Yes, okay
That's what they think grab their fish and pulled in so cool thing is an octopus are the same way
Sometimes if you get the whole octopus
And you're sitting a tune on it. You might hear a little crunch. That's the beak
I've
Never eaten a whole octopus. Oh, you can get like this big a little tiny tiny thing. So it's not like it's a baby octopus
You know, it's funny. I heard something about like no one really knows where octopus I know it's eels. No eels
Yeah, they don't know where eels come from. I heard about this. They don't know where eels they have no history of
the eels reproduction
the they're like
How they they all they go to the Bermuda Triangle like what they evolved babies come out of the Bermuda Triangle
This is legit. Yeah, the the eels of the ocean evidently go on a walkabout
and
They disappear and then they have a younger, you know what the craziest part about it is
Really? They're coming from fresh waters and they're swimming into salt water. Yeah, well like that's not normal
So they they've never captured
like the birth they
They have eels in in in in the zoo and they they don't know how eels reproduce
And it's all of a sudden there's new eels in the tank with them
No, there's no that is in tanks don't reproduce. Yeah, they don't oh
That doesn't mean they there's some secret around us just that well captive eels. That's what I'm saying
There's there they put all kinds of eels together. They don't reproduce
Well, because they're somewhere they need to go that they can't go in that's just what
Be only a specific species of eel though, well, well see if you can pull that up mr. Producer the the eels
are recent
eels in reproduction just like the salmon have to go on the
Reproduction I gotta swim upstream for like
Like days and months and then they lay eggs and die
So in autumn audit eels leave freshwater from New Zealand to tropical seas somewhere in the South Pacific the female
The females release their eggs the males fertilize them and the adults die after spawning the eggs hatch into larvae and the flow to the
Happens well, yeah, they say they're but how how does it you know reproduce despite knowledge of their round trip migration?
scientists still have
Mating in the wild or found a single egg they have never found a single eel egg
Leading theory suggests that eels are reproduced in a flurry of external fertilization
You want to test some external fertilization? What you like blow some of that fertilization on my eggs over here
This is like
That's just like how sponges reproduce you'll see these big clouds of sperm going through the water. Yeah, where is this?
I've seen that at pools
Yeah
Sorry, the more I think about swimming in public pools it grosses me out
Just that just a cloud of sperm and every time we go grandpa gets in there hell his diaper gets wet next thing you know
Just like all those taints are just defoliating in the pool
Cloudy pool just
Everybody's just you're swimming in paint. Yeah, it's so nasty public pools are nasty it is it is but when you like
Well, if you don't think about it, you could have fun. But
So anyways, it was interesting no one could figure out how eels have sex
So is it important to know that no well, it's the fact that we don't know man. We know that a conspiracy
There's not a conspiracy. It's just interesting. They go to the Antarctic
Well, they they're the everything's okay. See here's here's the thing though, right?
Can a fish go from freshwater to saltwater yes, it can
Some can some the bull shark can thank you Jeff
But that's still an odd thing is it's going from fresh to saltwater. It actually goes with salt to fresh
No, it leaves the fresh water and goes to the bull sharks go from the Gulf Coast. This swims up
Mississippi and other rivers. Well, it seems like the freshwater be less caustic. So
It all has to do with gills and organs within your bot in the fish's body
They have that process the natural
need to be able to to get themselves up the river and
So bull shark those fuckers get big. Could you imagine being up there in frickin, Illinois and getting attacked by a shark?
Ever happen have you ever heard of a freshwater river attack?
No, it says they go 700 miles up to the frickin, Mississippi
Illinois I did hear says however few freshwater human shark interactions have been recorded. I have heard of that
It is a very long time ago
Did y'all know one of the guys from Jackass got attacked by a shark
Great white he probably no it was he parasailing and it jumped out and grabbed his leg. No, they were actually they he
Was a wakeboarding in shark water. It was a
Purpose I don't think they were trying to taunt it. It was a jackass shark. We were chumming the water around him
Oh my god
He deserved it. I guarantee he had it coming at the end of the day. He did have it coming
Yeah, I'm sure they chum the water the guy's name was like he had a funny nickname. It was like pooper or something like that
He doesn't like them off. So Jackass pooper shark was attacked. Yeah, it did
It ended up biting his hand. It didn't Oh bit his hand. Yeah bit his hand
Really those guys are such idiots I didn't know they were still going on but apparently they had a jackass shark week shark attack
That
God you can type it easier. Just put jackass shark. Yeah, that would have been easier
Yeah, you figure by now you have poopies. All right, so jackass star Sean McCurney
No, it's the poopies got attacked by shark with one biting his hand while filming a shark week special
Although he survived the very scary experience back in Ernie was quite shaking a little bandage on
Pansy yeah, but look at his name. I mean, come on man. That's got to suck. Yeah, that's a he's a pansy
Really? There's a woman that lost her leg and she's like it's a large bandage. She's a surfing champion
Backly is quite shaken up over this. He's emotionally recounted the scariest thing of his life
Oh, it is I don't this just happened July 15th. So this was 2021. Yeah
I actually just saw it today on my Facebook feed and I was it just it's funny that we were talking about sharks and
Yeah, one thing I want to get to before we wrap it up for the night is
Some of the fires that are going on out in California what are what is going on? So I've never heard anything I heard
Well, there there's there's fires in California right now is like in south
Oh, my dad
My dad lives out there and he sends me videos and he lives in the Carson Valley and
the smoke is coming over the mountains and filling up the valley and
There's two there's one big one is called the Calder fire. So look up there the Calder fire and
What that's doing is it it's shut down Route 50
and
Anyway, it's what what's happened. You remember the mountain that we climbed to the Angora Lakes? Yeah, it's about there
And it's about to hit South Lake Tahoe where all those resort homes are where the casinos producer when you when you get into these
These California websites you need to try to just scare those
Alright, so the
attention on this is that Jeff's dad lives in Nevada and
The smoke is all over where his dad lives
That's a detailed map right there. Yeah, I like that. So it's two hundred thousand acres and
Scroll in to the tip to the right and so this is right on the lake and we were we were there
So that fire is extremely close to where we were at. Correct
Look at that and it's moving to South Lake Tahoe where all those are. So Mr. Producer if that lake
If that lake were a clock we would be at the
Seven o'clock position a little bit further out actually. Yeah. Yeah that little lake down at the bottom that that
It's called Fallen Leaf Lake scroll in a little bit more that lake right there
Fallen Leaf Lake you remember that big old mountain we climbed? That's it right there. So scroll down
That's not the one at the top though. Yes, you see there's two little lakes right there Angora Lakes. No all at the bottom
That's where we were at
When we climbed that mountain, so okay, but what I'm saying is the which one did the boys jump off the cliff that right there?
Right there the Angora Creek one, correct
So that was crazy. So that was a crazy climb. Yeah, so can you zoom out real quick? So you can see how close it is
Yeah, there it is. Well, look at it's entering like subdivision. Yes. Wow, that is that is look at the subdivisions
It's entering well, frankly
Some of that right there those woods needed to be burned because they were well it goes back to
Trump got made fun of it, but it's forest management. I know. Yeah
Well, you know, you got it. You got so are you saying they don't do forest management in Tahoe either not in California
No, they don't they don't have a program set up like that. Well, they do
They just ignore the advice of what you're supposed to do for forest management
Yeah, and then you got the Tamarack fire, which is down there and they're in there
That's been going on for a couple of weeks. If you click on it, they'll tell you how big it is
It's 82% contained. So that one's under contained
Just about but that 18% contained the one threatening Tahoe
We have guys from my office that are being dispatched out there and my dad said that
That they can't stop it
The winds are so big. They can't stop it
The only the only thing that they're trying is when it comes up to a structure like a building
They'll try to save the building. But besides that, they can't stop this fire from holy shit
They're basically not by trees are so huge and they they they burn so resiliently and they hop from tree to tree
It's extremely difficult to be able to control something like that. So that once it hits the ground
It's like a fucking oven. Yeah. Yeah. So that whole area there is where we were at. We drove there's route 50 is right there
So we're looking at a map that's south of Lake Tahoe
Yes, you guys are wondering massive fire
How many acres is the one below south below the about 200?
Yeah, right. So it's just north of the Sierra Nevada mountains the big one. Oh, there's a third one
Well, the third one. Yeah, that was 200 almost 200,000 acres. So scroll out a little bit
Go up
Keep scrolling out that one. Oh my god. That's the Dixie fire
They're all over the place. Scroll the one down there in the bottom
What lake is that? It's like 800,000 acres. What lake is that? I don't know what that is. Almanor
And this is they have fires in California every year
So my dad said this is the largest fire in California's history this one right here
Oh my god, and there's a city right in the middle of that called Greenville. He said they got completely decimated called Greenville
Right there. You see it? What about the death toll is got completely wiped out
Meaning completely overrun with the fire like everything's burned down. Yes
Holy shit and I'd be in the middle of that lake and all the smoke that is from this and from the
The Calder fire depending on how the wind blowing is blowing over the mountains and going into the the valley
Especially the low pressure in there. You take that high pressure down to the low
It's probably just can you like a vacuum? Can you scroll out even more? I want to see this is country. This is nationwide
Okay, it won't show the great the red unless you're yeah, you have to scroll it a little bit
Yeah, so that's the largest fire. It has a little shield. What are the little fire?
So like to the left versus red bluff left. Well, there's a little one more right there
That's a click that that's dairy fire. So okay. So that's a little know that tells you 160. Okay, the 160 five acres is significant to
Not compared to eight other tiny 20,000 acres. It's tremendous
Almost a million a million acres and it's only half contained and that's been going for a couple of times a fire is going on
Oh, yeah, we had a good time in Lake Tahoe
Okay, so one point begun dude, you know if South Lake Tahoe will rebuild. Oh, do we have any how long would that take?
Yeah, we do. Hopefully two years. No trees are gonna be there
We have one out in West Texas. Really? Those trees will burn. Yeah, that's right
You know
Well, I mean, it's not there yet. It's not there yet
And I bet you that's contained. They can't 40% never mind. They can't stop them
What a great website. I need to know where this yeah, I need to look that up. That's awesome website
Yeah, well, it's a government one. So look at all those
Holy cow. Yeah, there's so many fires
Yeah, how about the ones up at Lake Superior over Chicago Central North? That's like Wisconsin
Yeah, in Wisconsin
He said that he said that the the Calder fire
The one that's by Lake Tahoe. He said there were reports of a car
Riding through Route 50 that had a lot of sparks flying out of the brakes
And there's so much dry because of the break. How it started
You know, it's common to so, you know, the Jeff was explaining to me that you know
There are there are places where the mountains are so high that when you come back down there are checkpoints
That you know, they take a heat sensor up on your tires to make sure you speak
You know, you're not burning up your shit where this happens
What a nightmare. I know this is the cycle of life, right?
Because there was tons of different species of trees that will not germinate without fire
Right. That's how the seed literally you heat the seed and it takes a forest fire for that for that tree to germinate
And like, you know spread, correct. So it is it is a fact of natural life, right?
Not everything lightning strikes are normal. This all stuff is normal, right?
But you are supposed to back to look, you know, land management and forest management
You you have to create corridors of breaks, right?
You got it. You got to burn the underbrush and control burns
You have to burn the underbrush and control burns
You got to burn the underbrush and control burns. You have to you have to create areas where there's gaps
Well, you can't because you're going to upset the one-eyed note that that's how that's why this is happening
It is that's what you tell about the governor. No, the California government government. Yes
They're preventing controlled burns because they think it's bad for the environment
Despite the fact that when you don't do control burns, it makes forest fires burn out of control newt
I thought you were described. I thought you were referring to the governor. No, I
Honestly thought that was supposed to mean something but now I'm looking at a picture of a newt with one eye. No
Yeah, what he means is they don't let the people that know how to manage fires or managed forests to prevent fires
They can't do their jobs because there are environmentalists that say that's gonna hurt the habitat for some
strange
little creature
My name's newt. I got one eye. Yeah, that's exactly what they sound like. Yes, and it's ridiculous
And the they don't learn the Tamarack fire was lightning strike
And most of them are lightning. Yeah, and the the Dixie fire the really big one was arson
And they caught the guy
The 800,000 arson arson and what he'd let on purpose on purpose. I
Mean a lot of them are just people being stupid camping. Well, yeah, this one was an arsonist that started the fire apparently like
They had some sort of
Yes, that could cause a fire too. There were there were some Chinese. Oh god, but okay. The word is this this may be a movie
I don't know what that I'm talking about
but they were saying some boats from China were on the
coast of California
launching these drones
the drones would go into the the forest area and start spewing out flames and
Then burning down. So this was a movie. No, I
Don't remember Japan. Japan did that during the war. No, they they had drones they had
flaming balloons
Okay, so these were drones and there are video of the drones spewing fire and
There's a find this shit
What do you mean video?
There's video of drones with a flamethrower on there
Spraying it down on trees and the tops of trees for that be controlled burn
It could be it could be all bullshit not like but the but the what I?
What I?
Look at that. So that's how you get rid of Hornets nests. So
Also how you get rid of your next-door neighbor?
Yeah, it must be yeah, but honestly, let me listen that that's that's some that's some serious shit. Oh
It's used to keep electric lines trash free. Yeah, they using it to maintain something
Okay, see fire is amazing. I mean look at that. Yeah, it is for a hornets nest. Look at that. Yeah
Yeah, killing them jang long jang
So so anyway, you know we too low
lanterns hives and nests the the I wanted I wanted you to see that Sean because that that place we stayed in is at risk
because
Majorly part of that website you're on they there's a link that you could take you to the evacuation area and that entire area
is mandatory evacuation
so
South Lake Tahoe is
evacuated empty right now is a tourist town. It's a tourist town. Yeah
of all they have the
To that's where heavenly is
You also have that's where just south of that which may be impacted is Squaw Valley where the Olympics were
shit
It's um, that's crazy. I mean, it's not gonna affect the the lake itself
It'll just affect it'll just burn down everything. I don't know. I mean
Who knows? I mean how often that this is the biggest fire, but they have fires all the time
Yeah, but they don't hit big cities like this. No
It'll make cities like that. Well, it's it's it's scary guys. It's not a bucket list
I mean, I was sure hate to say it's a bucket list because I hope to frequent, California
even though it
Disgusts me as far as what Pelosi has done to the place something governor's allowing but you know
We do have to separate the politics of California from yeah, we had a blast
We had a blast went down there and we had if I'm telling you we had a blast. It's a beautiful place
We brought our own hammock
You know highly
Encouraged you to bring a hammock wherever you go. Yeah, it's very relaxing
Well, you know what today is what today's the end of August the laugh and
We're about to shit all over September and we're running into the tail end of 2021 crazy digging it man
It's a good year fuck outside. We got Taylor
Man, oh, you know what? Thank you guys for having me. Hope you had fun. I did I did Taylor
You want to do a shout out for your cigar place?
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See me or Ryan or anybody up there get some cigars
It's way go downtown McKinney where you get your cigars the cigar life in the cigar atmosphere. They even have complimentary beverages
Nice. Hey, if you know the right person, they also have a humidor set up that you can rent lease etc, etc
Taylor thank you for coming out. You guys have a good night. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. I'm Jeff
I'm Taylor fuck it dude like us. Yeah
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