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This is August 10th.

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Yes it is.

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Part 2.

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It's part 2.

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Part 2 of 2.

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Welcome back to Do's Like Us.

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I am home.

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I'm Jeff.

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And this is Sean.

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And we are opening up with another bottle of bourbon.

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And this one is we're sampling the, in case you guys don't know, we always open up, or

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at least we try.

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We try to open up with a bourbon.

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Very classy.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes you get distracted.

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This bottle is in a wine shaped bottle.

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I don't like the bottle.

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It's got a high neck.

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It's clear.

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It's embossed.

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It says Yellowstone Whiskey.

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It's got a nice solid color.

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It's kind of a wine bottle.

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But it's kind of embossed on there.

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So it's, it's, it's not, it's not quite the wine bottle like Noah's Mill.

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Embossed.

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So that's like engraved.

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It's the opposite of engraved.

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So it's sticking out.

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Correct.

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So it's like those guys that do like their frat, their scar, frat scars on there.

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Yes, it's a, it's a frat scar.

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It's on the bottle.

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Do they say that for frat, frat arms?

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Do they say it's embossed?

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Do they say it's an embossed tattoo or an embossed?

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Yeah.

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Well, part of the phasing thing is part of the phase.

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Which phase of the phasing are you in?

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Oh, we're in the embossing phase.

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Something tells me they don't say that.

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I'm sure that's exactly what they say.

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No.

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All right.

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Sorry.

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Yellowstone.

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So since, since 1878, Yellowstone Select.

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Kentucky Strait.

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All right.

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So this particular bourbon.

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Well, first of all, we'll talk about how it tasted.

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Because the first thing, before we even looked at any of the, the stats on it, we do a cold

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test on this and, you know, we taste it and, you know, it's okay.

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It's okay to good.

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It does not have a rich nose, right?

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So it's, I think it's probably a pretty typical nose.

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Yeah, it's pretty standard.

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It's a nose wise.

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Obviously, the longer it sits there, the more notes come out, right?

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Yeah.

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It's got, it's got kind of an after it sat here for five, 10 minutes, it's got kind of

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a doughy, got that doughy post taste.

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I don't have it on the nose.

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No, on the palate.

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I don't know.

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Not on the nose, on the palate.

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Tell you what, it's a, it's a spicy bourbon.

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Yeah, it is.

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It is.

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I just kind of choked on it.

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It's, and the spice hits you in the back.

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It's exactly what just happened to me.

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That's why you heard me coughing and choking over here.

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It hits your uvula.

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So this, this particular one has got some interesting, the processing, the distilling

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process is a little bit different from what we're used to reading.

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So y'all still bourbon.

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Today the distiller produces approximately 40 barrels a month from a mash bill, 71% corn,

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13 rye, and 12% malt.

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What was that?

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I had to clear the uvula.

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Yeah.

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It sounded like he like regurgitated.

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It was kind of tingly.

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Was that a burp or?

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No, he's not lying.

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He went straight to my vulva too.

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I don't believe that's what I said.

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So they make 40 barrels a month from a mash bill, 75% corn, 13 rye, 12 malt, which is

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pretty evenly split.

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Maker's Mark is around 71% grain, or corn.

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I'm kind of curious on the levels.

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Maker's Mark has wheat in it.

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Yeah, that's a weird beer.

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That's true.

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I mean, urban.

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I just, it's very interesting how the, this whole thing is set up, but this one's different.

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So they say doing 600 gallons open top fermentations, which I have no idea what that is except for

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the words open top meaning.

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I just think instead of them having a lid on it, it's, it's not compressed.

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No lid.

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Like a, like a distill.

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So there's no gas.

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Yeah, so doing a open top fermentation and a 600 gallon stripping pot still and 150 gallon

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Alembic pot still.

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I have no idea what any of those are.

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Sounds very Harry Potter ish.

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I don't either.

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Alembic.

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Yeah, they have a stripping pot still and 150 gallon Alembic pot still.

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Anyway, so currently the stocks used in their Yellowstone line of bourbons in minor case

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for expression are sourced through Luxco and Luxco is home to one of our more drinkable

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bourbons that we drink a lot.

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There's a bottle of it sitting behind Sean.

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Oh really?

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Yes.

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Rebel yell from Luxco.

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Really?

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And old Ezra, which we have somewhere in this mix of bourbons is from Luxco.

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They also do Everclear.

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What exactly do they do?

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They don't do anything with Everclear.

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They just, it's like pure Luxco.

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Bae-goo Everclear?

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Yes, that's their brand.

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That's the name of it.

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What is it?

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191 proof or 192 proof or something ridiculous like that?

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You guys ever have the punches in college?

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Oh yes.

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Yes, we've had a bottle of it.

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And they say it's not, you can't taste it?

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Bullshit, you can taste it.

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It's nasty.

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You think that tickles your uvula now?

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Drink that stuff.

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It would numb it.

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Do you say Volfa?

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No, I do not believe so.

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They also make a Juarez Tequila.

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Juarez Tequila?

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Yes.

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That's interesting.

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They make a lot of stuff.

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Hold on, I didn't know that.

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190 proof Everclear, bartender's equivalent of jet fuel.

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It's awful.

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It's high octane neutral grain spirit is more than twice the strength of standard vodkas.

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Yeah, if you want to get...

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It's illegal in 11 states.

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I did not know that.

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Well they put it in the punches and people get blown up.

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Yeah, you don't realize it.

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It's always a college thing.

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It doesn't have much...

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And when you add it to a punch, we call them Harry Buffalo parties.

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What kind of parties are you going to?

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Well, you call them trash can punch, right?

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We call them Harry Buffalo.

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And you have the fruit punch.

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We?

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Who's we?

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What club are you in that calls it the Harry Buffalo?

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That'd be Ohio University.

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So Harry Buffalo, what is the significance?

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That is such an odd name.

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Harry Buffalo.

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Are those the type of women that are hanging out?

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Could be.

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What is your mascot?

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Harry Buffalo?

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No, it's a...

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That's a bobcat.

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It's a skinless buffalo.

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Look up Harry Buffalo.

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See if it comes up.

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I don't know.

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It could be very regional.

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I don't know.

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But that's what we always call it, was the Harry Buffalo.

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Harry Buffalo party.

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There it is.

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There it is.

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That's awful.

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And we'd buy a bunch of fruit, just like your trash can, right?

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Trash can punch.

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Yes.

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And no, it's not a yak.

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That says Harry Buffalo with horns.

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I expect you ended up doing it.

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Free image.

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Yak punch.

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So we'd buy that, the Everclear, and a bunch of vodkas, and you just...

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And then yak.

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You just get the cup, and the fruit, I tell you what, you do it early in the day and all

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the fruit absorbs all that booze, and the fruit is where the power is.

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I tell you what.

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Starting the grapes and the watermelons and all that stuff.

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We had a party where we soaked pineapple in vodka.

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Somebody brought a whole big bin, a big bucket of...

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Yeah.

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That's good.

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And you can get...

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And we were just popping them like candy.

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And we got so blown up.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Vodka infused pineapple.

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When we cut pineapple downstairs sometimes, there's a bunch of juice left over, and we'll

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take some pieces, throw it in a mason jar, pour vodka in there, and we'll have it in

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the fridge.

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So it's pineapple infused vodka.

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And it's cold and perfect.

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Yeah, it's tasty.

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Yeah, it was good.

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It was really good.

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But yeah, we all got too drunk.

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Yeah.

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There's nothing more unhealthy feeling than being over drunk on Harry Buffalo drink.

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I can imagine.

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I've never done it, and I'm still going to...

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I'm going to back you on this one.

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I had a similar Harry Buffalo drink on one of those booze boats in Jamaica when I went

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down there.

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And boy, that was very uncomfortable because you know how they mix.

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Plus, you're on a boat.

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It's probably the sugars too, right?

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Oh, it's a bunch of shit they put in there.

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It makes a bunch of stuff.

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Jeff Neal, there's all the sugars.

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I mean, hell, we went to one of our Bible studies.

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We went to a bar.

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The Booze Cruise.

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And remember the bar we went to?

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Bible study.

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Yeah, we went to a bar.

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Was it Jake's?

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Was it Baby Dolls?

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You were there.

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Okay, I'm listening.

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And I ordered this ridiculous drink.

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Do you remember the drink that had Jack Daniels and Punch?

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It was a huge drink.

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That was not a Bible.

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Was that a Bible?

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Oh, that was.

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That was not a Jake's.

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It was this humongous drink with like six straws out of it.

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It was a trough.

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And I drank it.

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I do remember that.

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And I tell you what, man, it had nothing to do with the alcohol.

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I think it had everything to do with the sugar.

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Right.

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There was so much in there.

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I had a horrible headache.

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I had this.

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I didn't feel good.

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I thought something was wrong.

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Yeah, that's not going to make you sweat.

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The alcohol would make you sweat.

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You probably got diabetes.

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I don't know what the hell happened, but it was it was very kid.

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He's probably shut down.

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So yeah, screw that diabetes.

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Yeah, no kidding.

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That's the thing with those sugary drinks.

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They're good.

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But man, if you're going to drink them, you need to limit because the sugar will just

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destroy you.

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It doesn't mean it.

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We had swim parties where we make a blender after blender after blender of pina coladas.

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Oh, yeah.

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I love pina coladas.

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And me too.

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But I mean, dude, after you've had four of them, like it's so sugary that it's like it's

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not even you can't you can't keep going.

284
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Right.

285
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Well, the sugar gets you going and then the alcohol brings it down and you just it's like

286
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these drinks that have red bull and alcohol in it.

287
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I know.

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I don't see.

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I don't like Red Bull for one thing, but I don't understand that.

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So not good for you.

291
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They're counter.

292
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They counteract each other.

293
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Right.

294
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So you keep going.

295
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Maybe that's the draw.

296
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Maybe.

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I don't know.

298
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Maybe.

299
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I don't know.

300
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I don't like Red Bull either.

301
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You know, Red Bull to me tastes like gummy bears.

302
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It's too sweet for me.

303
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I don't have a sweet tooth.

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So I have a hard time drinking Red Bull or any of those energy drinks.

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So they're too sweet for me.

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Let's make those other drinks like Monster.

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It makes my heart explode.

308
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I never really got into those those energy drinks.

309
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They're horrible for you.

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Like you talk about Monster and.

311
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Yeah, I never ever got into them.

312
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I mean, I've had them before.

313
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What's the one I've never all the Instagram models?

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Bang, bang, bang or rain.

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Bang rains the new one.

316
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Yeah, I was on Instagram and like every every search was like saying models, bang models

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for Loco or Loco.

318
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I don't know about that one.

319
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Yeah, that's another one for Loco.

320
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That's what I think.

321
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But local is alcohol.

322
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Yeah, I think it's got more than you think.

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And it was getting I don't know if it was killing these teenagers or it was just getting

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them screwed up beyond what they were expecting.

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I mean, there are people there are kids teenagers that have died from energy drinks, man.

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That's all they drink one after another.

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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

328
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And it's got like a ridiculous amount of caffeine.

329
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Yeah, the drugs are six, seven, eight, ten, twelve or fourteen percent alcohol.

330
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Oh, these are the Loco.

331
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Yeah.

332
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So they're getting these fourteen big twenty four, you know, two pounders.

333
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Yeah, that'll do.

334
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That'll do it.

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Or a pound and a half and big twenty four ounces and they drink that fourteen percent

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and they just get destroyed.

337
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Right.

338
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Alcohol poisoning.

339
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Yeah.

340
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Well, you imagine a bottle of wine is like ten to thirteen.

341
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So that's like drinking seven or fifteen milliliters is a bottle of wine.

342
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So what are those twenty four ounces?

343
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Six hundred ninety five milliliter can.

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So basically a bottle of wine almost.

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And that's that would be the equivalent of how many shots of bourbon?

346
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I wish we shoot one of ours.

347
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One.

348
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Where's the rumble at?

349
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It's half a shot of that rumble.

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Hundred and thirty nine proof.

351
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Yeah, but didn't we say that it's all relative, right?

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I mean, so there's a there's a whole bunch of volume in that big can and it's it's not

353
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the equivalent of two shots.

354
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It is.

355
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It is.

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Fourteen percent.

357
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Well, there's there's math out there to do that.

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So that's what I mean for like wine, for example.

359
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Let's just say that that's why they make the glasses smaller.

360
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Well, they make the glasses the shape they are so that you can you can have a different

361
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perspective on smelling it in the way the wine goes switches in the glass.

362
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But right.

363
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But moreover, it's to it's to how much goes in that glass.

364
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Yeah, there's a you know, they put like eight ounces, six ounces in a glass of wine.

365
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Right.

366
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Compared to beer, compared to booze.

367
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So I think I think they said one beer is equivalent to one eighty proof liquor shot.

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One shot.

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Compared to one glass of wine, typical glass of wine.

370
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Right.

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The wife glass of wine.

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Right.

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That's to the Brahman.

374
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The water tension is on the dominant.

375
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So but this is how many ounces?

376
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These four.

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Twenty four.

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Twenty four ounces.

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And let's just say the 14, 14 percent alcohol.

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Twenty four ounces.

381
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Right.

382
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Well, there's a math equation for it, but I know there is.

383
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I just I wish I knew how well 12 ounces at what's a typical beer.

384
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Four and a half.

385
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Right.

386
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That's 12 ounces at four and a half is one shot.

387
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Well, you got to think of them as instead of just think of as drinks like a shot of

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bourbon is one drink.

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A glass of wine is one drink.

390
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A beer is one drink.

391
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And they're all supposed to be equivalent as far as the end result is as much alcohol

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as you're supposed to be in there.

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So if they're saying the if they're saying that the 14 percent alcohol of a six hundred

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ninety five milliliter can, that's not one drink.

395
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If you look on there, it probably says four servings.

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But right.

397
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But they take it as one drink.

398
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But it's still and but it's still 14 percent alcohol.

399
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The entire can is correct.

400
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So when they say but they're still saying there's four drinks in there.

401
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So there's probably a quiver to four shots bourbon in that thing.

402
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Like a bottle of wine is probably quivered.

403
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You know what I mean?

404
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Right.

405
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,360
But there's actually more than four shots because that's that's a shot at 80 proof.

406
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Right.

407
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Or I'm sorry.

408
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A four and a half point beer is one shot.

409
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That's 14 percent.

410
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Yeah.

411
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But it's still you're looking at 12 ounces of beer, though.

412
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So we're talking about drinks.

413
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So a shot of bourbon.

414
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So there's probably more than four servings.

415
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So let's break that down to.

416
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,280
OK, so let's say you have you said a four.

417
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Oh, I see what you're saying.

418
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,280
So it's more like a year.

419
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,320
So it'd be like I'm sorry to interrupt, Paul.

420
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But the 14 percent wine, if it's just like wine, it'd be anywhere from from from five

421
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ounces to to nine ounces of wine, 11 ounces of wine that go on a lot.

422
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Not 11 because you get the Chardonnay and you get the smaller glasses, the bigger glasses.

423
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And they fill them up five ounces to seven ounces somewhere in there.

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So that's about.

425
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About five servings.

426
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Shit, man.

427
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,040
So five more than that.

428
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Still, it goes about four drinks.

429
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Because four ounces just make it easy for drink.

430
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Oh, shit.

431
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:40,120
No, because if it's if it's five ounces, five into that is four and a half ounce.

432
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So four and a half drinks.

433
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Whatever.

434
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:49,680
Still, that's like four bourbons in one of those cans of of local and then the shotgun.

435
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,680
Yeah, dude.

436
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,680
Yeah.

437
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,560
Are you kidding me?

438
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,760
And they weigh a lot less than your teenagers.

439
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,960
So they're generally underweight.

440
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,440
Well, you put 14 ounces to 23 and a half.

441
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,440
So that's three point two.

442
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:06,040
So what you want to do is do twenty three point five divided by four.

443
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,480
So hold on.

444
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,840
You're saying one 12 ounce can of beer at four percent is the equivalent of an 80 ounce

445
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one ounce shot.

446
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80 proof from the.

447
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Yeah, they say from the perspective of that's what the drink is.

448
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So there because.

449
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,600
OK, so a 12 percent beer.

450
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,520
So the cop says how many drinks did you have?

451
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Three.

452
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,760
That's three shots in one 12 ounce can.

453
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Yeah.

454
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

455
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That's not that's not.

456
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So a drink is a 12 ounce can of beer.

457
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Right?

458
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All right.

459
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So at 4 percent, it doesn't matter really what I mean.

460
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You know, it's kind of like there's not a whole lot of difference between 4 and 6 percent

461
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when you're dealing with a can of beer.

462
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I mean, there's a little bit bigger buzz.

463
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That's why I'm asking.

464
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But then, you know, when you get up to the higher ones, that's why when you go to some

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of these bars they don't serve you a pint of these 10 ounce or 10 percent

466
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beers they have a smaller eight and a half right? Yeah it's smaller. It's a

467
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smaller shifter glass. They don't want you to get blown up. Well I mean because it all

468
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,960
goes back down to what is a reasonable drink because look when people go out to

469
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drink and they're like hey look how many drinks did you have? The cop pulls you over

470
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says how many drinks do you have? I had four drinks. All right and he didn't say

471
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you had four drinks of a five-point beer do you have four drinks of a 12-point

472
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beer? Right and that's the reason why they kind of break it down like that and you know it's

473
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it's no I get that from a police or like you know general guidelines but and

474
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that's what it all is it's general. I'm simply trying to like what you guys were

475
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trying to get to that can of four loco. Four shots of bourbon. Is that right? I

476
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mean that's what I'm trying to get to is literally four shots of bourbon that's

477
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crazy. That's more than a peanut butter jelly. Yeah and I'll tell you what I had

478
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one of those four locos about fuck five years ago and I remember this was this

479
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was horrible I mean I it had me in the fetal position for about 30 minutes. Was it

480
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all the sugar and shit that's it? I have no idea what it was but it was it was

481
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Christmas time and we were putting up the Christmas lights out at the HOA

482
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community pool and it was my buddy Tom and myself because no other person

483
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in the community is gonna do anything for the HOA because they're all a bunch

484
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of losers and Tom and I are pretty much you know and now we've picked up a few

485
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extra people to help out but whatever's not the point so he and I are down there

486
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the pool putting up Christmas lights and we go stop by the store we go pick up

487
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so let's go get a big bugger get buzzed real quick and you know and so I slam

488
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one of those because I'm working and I was thirsty and it wasn't cold I mean it

489
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wasn't hot but because it's cold outside I just I just drank it it went down

490
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really fast and then all of a sudden I was just like everything stopped and I

491
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laid on one of the lawn chairs out there for like 30 minutes. Did you blow your

492
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ass out? No it was more like I was kind of comatose. I was kind of like ohhhh. That was your

493
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:19,760
liver going okay I don't even know how to process this but I'm gonna process it as fast as possible so

494
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:25,400
give me a second here. I don't yeah exactly in my buffering buffering yeah

495
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,880
stand by. That's exactly what your liver was doing like what the hell did you just ingest.

496
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,880
Did the windows power down?

497
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:39,680
It was horrible man. It was horrible. I've never had one. I don't recommend it. I have no plans to ever drink any of that.

498
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I mean it was kind of tasty because it was kind of a grape flavor and so it was

499
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kind of like a candy kind of alcohol. That's one of the complaints was

500
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:52,360
it was attracting to these kids because it tastes like soda pop or energy drinks

501
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:58,720
and energy drink but it's it's chock as you can see potentially 14% alcohol. It was

502
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,560
horrible it was a bad experience and I don't recommend it to anybody. Did you get buzzed?

503
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:09,720
Yeah he skipped he skipped the buzz phase. I did I did I mean I did because

504
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:14,400
it was it was instant I'm telling you I was on a ladder just having a blast and

505
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:19,360
you know taking on the day and doing Sean things and and zip tying those

506
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:24,200
things to the fence and then sat down versus or you know slam that drink got

507
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:29,480
back up there and like within a minute I was kind of like your body just taps you

508
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:36,120
on the shoulder says hey buddy what did you just drink? And I was like I don't feel so good.

509
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:40,840
And I know Tom was mad but I was just like dude I can't do anything. It was like

510
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:47,920
instant drunk. What did he drink? He had no light. See he's way smarter than you are.

511
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:53,180
He knew what to drink he knew we can handle. He saw Sean pick up the four loco he's like

512
00:20:53,180 --> 00:21:02,000
rookie. Yeah life lessons man and I want to share with that to everybody don't do that.

513
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,800
If you have some of those four locos man you can take it and you will split it

514
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:14,360
with four of your friends. Four drinks. Probably smarter. Or not slam it.

515
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:20,480
Yeah well you know again life lessons. That's hard right? I bet it was all the sugar and all the

516
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,760
chemicals and shit that's in it was in your gut and your stomach just went what

517
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,180
do I do with this? And I felt like I had to take a shit. That's what I said that you

518
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:33,680
blast your ass out. No I didn't I didn't but yeah I had that that feeling in your

519
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:40,360
stomach it's kind of like total fullness. Oh something's not right and everything

520
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:47,680
just started. As it's eating a hole through your lining. Equilibrium is starting to cut loose and I'm just.

521
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,920
So your stomach was doing this at the same time you were getting drunk. Yeah it's just and then you know

522
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:57,800
hey don't wait there's more and then I turn more coming. I look up at the sky and it starts

523
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:04,800
spinning and it's like place your beds place your beds and I'm like oh god this is uncomfortable.

524
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:13,880
30 minutes later. No that was it man. But I did get up I did get up and we finished it was fine.

525
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:24,000
I mean it was just. Oh my god. Well 30 minutes I was down. Grown ass man. Alright so why is that even up there?

526
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:30,600
We've all been there. We've all made stupid mistakes like that. I did the the Mad Dog 2020 in college.

527
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:37,320
Did you guys drink that stuff? No. Yeah. The wine. Same thing. It's not wine. I guess technically it is wine.

528
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:43,640
It's the same thing though. What do they call that? Is it malted liquor? I don't know.

529
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:50,320
Mad Dog 2020. There it is right there. It's awful. I have tried it but I've never gotten drunk on it.

530
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:57,120
It's a fortified wine. Well they probably add some more alcohol. It does. See it's healthy for you.

531
00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:01,920
Yeah it's it's it's instead of taking your multivitamin just chug a gallon of Mad Dog.

532
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,880
Every morning. Yeah but look at the percentage on that the alcohol. So 18.

533
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:14,800
Well they said the where does it say that? No well the previous page.

534
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:20,880
It was 13 to 18 percent. So that is kind of like in the ballpark of a lot of these wines.

535
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:27,520
Yeah and I'll tell you a Mad Dog 20. You can drink it. It's like juice. It does it tastes like grape juice.

536
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:34,480
But it's nasty. Oh yeah but we would drink it and I mean I remember living in El Paso Texas

537
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:42,000
and Big Xerfield with a bunch of other United States Army Sergeant Major Academy dependents

538
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:47,840
and just for the group of people and someone had scored the two or three bottles of Mad Dog 2020

539
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:54,880
and we're taking chugs out of it passing around. Yeah you get ripped pretty quick on that stuff.

540
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:59,520
I've only had the grape. And you're all throwing up. I did throw up. I only had the grape flavor

541
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,760
but I think there's multiple flavors. Looked at there like there's a peach or red color.

542
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,360
There's like four or five flavors up there. I've only had the grape. I tell you I had my first

543
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:14,320
experience with the I shouldn't say like this but I don't care with a gay guy. Really? Yeah well the

544
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:21,440
first time I ever met a gay guy and no not like a sexual experience. Oh my first experience being

545
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,880
around one. You both had a bunch of Mad Dog and the next thing I know I'm pork in his hump.

546
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:33,920
He was like a petite Sheena Easton. She was pretty though. He was too man. He was petite. His hair was

547
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:41,440
freaking perfect. He kind of looked like her on the video when she sang Strut. But anyways I

548
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:46,640
remember he drank it because he was with our group and because this is how cool military brats are.

549
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:52,400
We don't give a fuck. You got a white person. You got a gay person. You got several black people.

550
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:58,960
An Asian guy and a couple Mexicans and we're all hanging out. We don't give a shit about anything.

551
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:04,960
Because you have something in common. Yeah and I'll tell you that's huge and I know anyway so

552
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:10,080
that gay guy got drunk and he's so gay it's just funny as fuck man because

553
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:18,160
and I don't come out more flamboyant. First of all you're not used to it and it's just

554
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:23,280
the whole experience was kind of weird but you know and the fact that nobody cared was awesome.

555
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:28,400
That is cool. You know but it's just like he just became more and more flamboyant and he was just

556
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:34,720
like so he was so the more the more he drank the more flamboyant he got. It's like the more he

557
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,840
drank the more the butane in that lighter got into the open position. The flame got higher and higher

558
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:48,640
and higher. You know that's funny. He ended up puking. Right. I went home. There you go.

559
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,840
Well and because when he started doing that some people were like going over and coddling him a

560
00:25:53,840 --> 00:26:01,760
little bit and I was like yeah I'm out. I'm out. I gotta go home. Hell I was 15. I was I mean dude

561
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:07,920
I was 15. That's crazy. So you went home drunk. Yeah it's part of the reason why I had so many

562
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:13,600
dumbass experiences growing up is because I hung out with all those military brats that were

563
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:19,440
awesome people. That were drinking all the time. We didn't drink all the time. No? No it was like

564
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:25,760
once in a blue moon. I didn't drink too much as a teenager. I think I really I guess said before

565
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:33,920
the first beers I had were Little King's Cream Ale. Yep. And I was probably I may have been 17,

566
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:40,640
16. Right. I've had beers one every now and then but to sit down at a party and really drink it was

567
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:46,400
it was and they were seven ounce bottles little green bottles and you'd buy a case of those and

568
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,560
you basically sit there and drink the whole thing yourself but yeah because they're little. Yeah

569
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:55,520
little but first thing you drink beer. Aren't we gonna buy some of those? Yeah they used to have them at Total Wine. They

570
00:26:55,520 --> 00:27:00,160
haven't had in the past actually haven't looked but whenever we see them we'll have to get them. It's been

571
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,800
I want to pick up some of those big mouth Mickey's too because those were one of my first experiences.

572
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:12,000
They have those. Little King's is a Cream Ale again I think that was that was the first time. Cream Ale

573
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:19,280
sounds kind of gross though. Yeah. Oh yeah totally does. Is it creamy? It's smooth yeah it's not well

574
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:24,480
I don't know it's just it's a mouthfeel you know. Oh so it's the bubbles. Yeah it's the bubbles. That's interesting.

575
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:29,680
There's no cream in it. Let's yeah let's try it I'm sure it'll be fine. Yeah it's an ale.

576
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,600
God look at this. Oh let's just try all these like our other experiment we're like let's try every canned

577
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:42,560
meat we have. We did it. Did we ever talk about this? My wife was horrified she was like you guys are idiots.

578
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:48,800
We were horrified. Yeah we threw probably 90 percent of that away. Have we did we have we talked about this on the podcast?

579
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,360
That was the problem it was so salty. All right so let's share with the folks. We were we were talking

580
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:58,400
about spam I think on one of these the podcast and we're like you know what let's let's just go ahead

581
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:04,640
and unearth this this this collection of canned food. We tried it we looked for everything was

582
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:11,520
that canned chicken? Well we looked for the whole chicken. We never found it. Thank god. No. But thank god.

583
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:18,240
It's the whole thing in like a jelly. We ended up getting spam canned oysters canned or boiled oysters

584
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:25,680
in a can. We got boiled clams. We did corn hash. We had corn hash corn beef hash. We had potted beef potted meat

585
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:30,640
sorry. And then and we even figured out like what the difference between all these things were but

586
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:36,000
I don't remember what they are now. We got the Vienna sausage. We got the potted meat and then I think

587
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,440
there's a meat in a jar. There was no reason to go overboard like this. It was dried meat. It was dry.

588
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:48,160
That was gross. It was like it was like these three inch salami patties and they were so salty it was

589
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:53,440
it ruined everything else for me. It was so bad. Yeah like I was gonna eat like the Vienna sausage

590
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,680
after that and then maybe some spam after that and after crunching on that that dried thing

591
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:03,280
it made my whole mouth pucker up. I know and I didn't eat anything after that. It took about eight

592
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:10,560
weeks for my fingers to become unswollen. It was so bad. We could have just stuck with spam. I love spam

593
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:16,560
and I'm not giving up spam. I'll tell you what that was that was the worst the beef the the beef sheets

594
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:24,880
and then the oysters. Yeah those were terrible. I didn't even try them. I tried them all. I tried all of it

595
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:31,200
but the oyster I had won. I was like yeah I had to. I had to try them all and it was canned oysters.

596
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:38,720
It was it was and it was crazy salty wasn't it? No it was no it was bitter. No oh gross.

597
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:45,840
I don't know which they were kind of right there. See the canned oysters. The free and royalty.

598
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:51,680
It's on from the right to one over very top. Oh they look awful. Left right there. Bam. So it's

599
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:58,080
so it's came in a little can like you would get your oysters in or your sardines in and you open

600
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,560
it up it's oily. That was one thing I couldn't get over. It was everything was so oily and so I had

601
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,960
to like turn the hot water on. You rinsed everything. I had to rinse it because I was like I'm not

602
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,120
putting that oil in my mouth. That's disgusting. I think that's what made it worse is you rinsed

603
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:16,880
everything and now you have this dry. Yeah the jellies. Oyster. I was like I rinsed all the

604
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:22,880
because that was nasty. You're supposed to eat that. All those carcinogens in there. I don't want that. That's what that's what gives it moisture.

605
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:27,760
There's way more than carcinogens in there. It helps it slide down the throat. God knows what's in there.

606
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:35,440
Yeah the oysters were bad. They were smoked and they were not good. I don't know how. I've always

607
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:40,080
seen them on the shelf. I'm like I should try those and I'm glad I did and I will never buy them again.

608
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:48,560
Yeah well we did. We threw out so much of it. Just about everything was thrown out and then about one

609
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:56,720
two o'clock in the morning my bowels started reacting from what was going on.

610
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:03,680
Yeah for sure. This gas started seeping out. There wasn't even a fart. It was more like a permeation.

611
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:13,120
You know it was a it didn't have enough power to make a fart. It just constantly seeped.

612
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:20,720
Then your family came down and was oh my god. That's what Terrence said. She comes down and is like good god man.

613
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:27,920
And I was like why why I don't understand. It's the dog. Jeff just left.

614
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:34,320
It's like 8 a.m. What? Needless to say we won't be doing the canned meat.

615
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:43,120
No that was a one and done. I will do the spam. The shopping for it was as much fun as eating it.

616
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,160
When we were standing there and they're all together. All those cans. All those different

617
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,240
canned meats. People were looking at us and were like getting all these meats. Yeah like I'll get this.

618
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:59,280
Two of those. And by the way the Vienna sausage they have like 10 different flavors of Vienna sausage.

619
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:04,880
Yeah I've only had the regular. I know they had a million of them. The mesquite and smoked and this and that.

620
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,800
I like the Vienna sausages. They're not bad. Because you could you could spread them.

621
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:13,200
Like the well the potted meat is a very squishy. The potted meat is essentially

622
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,680
the inside of a Vienna sausage. Right yeah I didn't know that. Without the skin.

623
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:23,600
Now we do. Yeah I didn't know it was like a like a like a dip. Yeah it's like a pate. It's like the

624
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,800
inside of a Vienna sausage. Yep that's exactly what. Yeah that was not a dudes like us thing to do.

625
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:33,840
It was it was an experience. Actually that was exactly what it does. Oh god. Let's try all of

626
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:39,840
the canned meats. For dudes like us please don't ever do that. Don't. We did it for you so that you don't have to.

627
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,480
I can tell you what if I ever find the whole canned chicken I'm gonna buy one. No. Should be a fear factor.

628
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:50,640
Why? That's so gross. I want to buy one. It is. That's why we need to try it. And do what with it. Eat it. I'm gonna pass.

629
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:56,720
I know but you okay so you here's a whole chicken sitting in a can. You rip you open up the top. Are the feathers off?

630
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:03,840
You throw it. Yes. Does it have a deep bone? It looks like a. So there's bone in it. So there's bones. Does it have like a beak?

631
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,680
Yes what do you do you chop it into pieces and throw it in the skillet? Does it have legs? I don't know.

632
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:13,200
Yes it's like it's like a rotisserie chicken inside of a can. So does it have feet like you know the.

633
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:19,680
No it's like a rotisserie chicken inside of a can. And so are you supposed to throw it on a skillet? I have no idea. I've never gotten one.

634
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:24,080
All right well if you're gonna do it we gotta figure out how to make it. Yeah. How to prepare it.

635
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:29,760
I don't know. Yeah I mean. How do they keep it from rotting in the can? It has a jelly around it.

636
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:36,880
It's filled with oil. Yeah it's filled with the the jelly. So canned rotisserie chicken.

637
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:43,680
That whole. And it brings up cat food. Canned whole chicken. Click on that. Canned whole chicken. There it is right there.

638
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,640
He's pulling it out. It's the entire chicken. This picture down here. Click on. There it is. Yeah right there.

639
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:57,200
Look at that. It's in sheathed in a goo. God it's it that's disgusting. And it's cooked and everything.

640
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:02,720
Yeah it's cooked. You can just start eating it right out of the can. Yes you could just pick up that leg and start eating it.

641
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:10,800
Oh lord. I mean I'm checking out the the jelly on there and it's like. Yeah. Well there's a lot of jelly on the spam too.

642
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:20,320
It slides out of the can. I imagine that's what that sounds like. It does. It hits the plate and it's like.

643
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:27,200
You sit there and it goes. What gets me is the can isn't huge so it's got to be a fairly small chicken.

644
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:39,120
I like to open up the can of spam and I like to turn the water on to boiling on the sink and I take the can and I rinse out the can before I even.

645
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:48,320
Out. I don't do any of that. I just I open it and I let it slide out of on the plate and I slice it into thin slices.

646
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:55,600
Fry it up. And then throw it on the frying pan and I love it. Yeah. It's extremely salty. You get the reduced sodium.

647
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:04,320
Yes I do. I have. I have. I try to. It's reduced by like a few grains. I know instead of you know. But it is. 100 percent your daily allowance.

648
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:11,760
It's 80 percent. It can be. The original stuff is really salty. Yeah. That's what I had because I got it probably a year ago and I was like all right I want to try.

649
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,720
My dad used to get it. I'm going to try it. I had like one slice. I was like I can't eat this. It's too salty.

650
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:23,440
That's good though. I put it. I put it on bread and I put mustard. Well it's big in Hawaii. Oh huge in Hawaii.

651
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:32,080
I mean they serve it at restaurants like McDonald's has spam. Yeah. There's that restaurant down the street that Hawaiian restaurant that they have spam.

652
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:41,120
Hawaiian restaurant. Yeah it's down there. You know where the cowboy chicken was down there. What's on the menu. Yeah spam. Yeah. That's interesting.

653
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:49,040
I didn't know we had a Hawaiian restaurant. There's a Hawaiian restaurant. Hold on. Say that again. Where the old what you said. You know where it's south of 121.

654
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:58,080
Where the pay way is and there's a cowboy or there was a cowboy chicken back there. OK. Off of Preston. Off of Preston. Just south of 120.

655
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:08,080
There's a little strip. There's a Hawaiian restaurant. That sounds good. I see it. There it is. L and L Hawaiian barbecue I believe.

656
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:20,080
Oh that's in the colony it looks like. No. No. It's right there. It's on Preston Road. Oh there you go. Yeah. That looks good. Go to the website real quick.

657
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:30,080
But yeah they have you know traditional Hawaiian foods. Well it's got four and three quarters stars. Seven hundred eleven reviews.

658
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:40,080
And we need to go there for lunch. Yeah I've been there. I got some chicken dish. It was good. Sounds great. We got to go there for lunch one of these days.

659
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:49,080
That's wrong. Nothing. What you fart. No. Hey dude. You leaned. I did lean. I attempted to fart. Nothing came out. Oh was it one of those where your butts like that.

660
00:36:49,080 --> 00:37:05,080
No that's liquid. Yeah it kind of was. Great. We've the whole house. Aren't you thankful that your body tells you that. What does it did. Yeah what if it didn't give you that signal that you actually close the door because everyone would shit themselves.

661
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:12,080
You're not going to like. Yeah. Everyone would shit themselves. I think some of it's a learning curve. You can anticipate it because you can feel it.

662
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:26,080
You kind of. Yeah. I think that's an autonomic thing. And those moments where some did leak out like you didn't stop it in time. Like a shark. Oh the world.

663
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:34,080
It does. It happens to all of us. It hasn't happened to me yet. It happens to me weekly. No not weekly.

664
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:49,080
I'm not. So gross though. And you can feel it in your underwear and you're like shit. Yes it is. I just shit my pants. I've been lucky enough I haven't. Yeah thank you for sharing Paul. Yeah well you know we've all done it.

665
00:37:49,080 --> 00:38:05,080
Yeah. Producer wants to know what is it monthly weekly. What's what has it. No it isn't weekly daily. I would say it's probably once every several years. Oh. Every time when you wake up and you're peeing in the middle of the bathroom floor.

666
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:21,080
I haven't done that. He said I tell you what scared the shit out of me when I was a little. I was a teenager. I might have been in middle school. I had a dream. I had a dream that I was I had to pee really really bad. And that lived in Indonesia right in Jakarta.

667
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:34,080
And I had a dream that I was wandering around Jakarta looking for a place to pee. They don't urinate over there do they. Yeah they urinate over there. OK. So I was wandering around and in the middle of the street their stop signs are like a barrel.

668
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:46,080
Filled with rocks with a stick and a sign. Right. That's what their stop signs are like. So high tech high tech. And so I finally found one of those barrels and I was like you know what. I can't wait anymore. No one's looking. I'm going to go ahead and pee.

669
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:57,080
And I went oh I was like oh my God. Thank you. I was very stringent on their laws. I don't know. But I woke up and I wet the bed.

670
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:11,080
That's how it happens. Yeah. And I dream about it. And I it freaked me out because I was like how am I like. Right. Right. Mr. Producer is making fun of me is making fun of me. He's calling me a bed wetter.

671
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:18,080
But if we have dreams right if we have dreams that we're going to pee. What. I've had that.

672
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:29,080
And you actually did. Yeah I remember when I was a younger kid I went full blown with the bathroom and I remember in the dream I think I was with one of my friends or something and we're like I got to go to the bathroom.

673
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:38,080
I got to go to the bathroom. Right. And we're looking for a bathroom to go to. And I was like all right I'm gonna go. Ready. And I'm ready. Ready. Let's go one two three go.

674
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:50,080
And I woke up. I was like oh it's traumatic. Well as you're like it was a life lesson right there to me I was like oh my God I just peed my bed and what would ever stop me from doing it again.

675
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:59,080
If I have another dream like that it's going to happen again. Now it's literally never happened since it happened. It's happened once in my whole life. Last week. But it was. Yeah.

676
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:12,080
But it was traumatic. I was like holy shit. I was like 12 10 or 12 or but it rocked my world. I have dreams like that all the time. But I get up and go pee now.

677
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:26,080
Right. Well I would say I would. I drink a lot of water like before I go to bed. Some people say don't drink. I drink water before I go to bed full bottle and I drink after I sleep through the night if you don't do that.

678
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:41,080
You can what would you say. So you want to get to pee. You're right. You may be right. I mean you probably can last all night if you don't do that. OK. So I'm saying. Yeah. No I agree with that. Well I mean I don't know. Is it is it healthy to drink water before you go to bed.

679
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:58,080
I don't think it's unhealthy or healthy. It just makes you have to pee before you wake up in the morning. Yeah. The point is it interrupts your sleep. What a person I was telling the story to say yeah I'm at that age where I have to get up every morning at the same time I go pee like at 330 in the morning.

680
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:12,080
And this guy looks at me says well you just don't drink water before you go to bed and then just kind of carry it on with his life you know. And I was like oh that's good advice. And I would venture to say probably don't drink after like eight. Yeah.

681
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:26,080
I stopped drinking. I stopped drinking. As soon as I eat dinner I'm done. Right. Really. Yeah. Well you know what I'll give it a shot but I try to drink. I try to drink as much water as I can all the time.

682
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:56,080
Well you don't have to drink it 24 hours a day. You know what's weird is that they say it helps you lose weight but how much water do you have to drink because I drink a lot. So I guess I'm going to stop drinking water. Well no you have to drink. No I mean I'm not going to be drinking like a dude. Maybe I'm going to start to start doing that because I get up religiously in the like 330 in the morning. Yeah. Don't drink like an eight o'clock stop except for lately. With the kids being home from school I have my whole schedule dudes like us.

683
00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:26,080
My schedule is whacked. I don't know how these dudes like us are have their kids home from college or your kids move back. It blows up everything. Oh man. Well you get used to them not being there. I mean my house is empty now. You know we're halfway empty nesters right until they come home from school. But right. It's an adjustment you get you adjust to them not being there. You're like I guess when they come back you're just like I don't either. I want them to be there but they're up late. Yeah. I have to adjust. Yeah but they need to like I mean

684
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:56,080
they can't be making noises stomping around upstairs and playing loud music. They have no respect for that. I have a job. You can you can f around but I can't. I tried to. I feel bad for my wife because she kind of sleeps through it. Hopefully she's able to sleep through it with me. I'm able to manipulate my schedule. But even though I'm manipulating my schedule I mean I've been up for the last this past week. Right. Maybe the last two weeks. You know it started off going to bed at one two three.

685
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:26,080
Right. Now I'm sure you're not. I went to bed at four o'clock. That kills four o'clock. And I got up at murders me. I got up at nine o'clock this morning. As soon as Terry went to work and I was like fuck me man. I am exhausted. Yeah. Like even right now I'm I'm absolutely exhausted. Yeah. And I'm probably not going to be able to fall asleep again. I'm going to try. You know I'm whatever. So yeah the kids you know back to the peeing thing. They I was talking to somebody.

686
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:38,640
Well no it's interesting because like you know we're getting older and we have to wake up and we have to pee and we we have to monitor how much we drink before we go to bed. Well somebody was telling me they went to their doctor and they said it's because you're not emptying your bladder.

687
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:51,480
It's like when you pee you're not emptying everything that's in your bladder. Why not. I don't know the answer to that. But he gave him some sort of pill to take. And now he just like

688
00:43:51,480 --> 00:44:07,000
boom drops well empties entire bladder and he is sleeping. He could be he doesn't wake up for eight or nine hours if it's a prostate issue because I know when you get older your prostate has a tendency to get larger and it blocks your whatever tube.

689
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:21,720
It impacts your your urine. That's why you're your you go into these bathrooms sometimes and of course the men's you're all standing next to each other six inches apart and the old guys up there.

690
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:32,880
You know I've never had a problem. The only time I've ever had a problem peeing is when I got a hard on. Well either all these old guys have woodies or their prostate issues. So even though I'm able to process that you know it's kind of difficult

691
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:44,640
peeing with a hard on but you know you have to concentrate and then we have to then you're like oh my god it's aiming up and then you have to push it down and then yeah then there's that. God. Yeah.

692
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,360
The toilet seat.

693
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:56,920
So you know that's that's what that is that's your prostate impacting your Jeff. What. No that's him.

694
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,400
I heard it. God.

695
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:10,960
That's funny. Yeah. So yeah the prostate impacts the urination. That's why they stick your finger up your butt to feel it. What.

696
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,160
Yes that's what they check.

697
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,840
No but what you say you said that's why they stick the finger for your butt to feel it.

698
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:29,280
They stick your finger up your butt to feel the prostate to see if it's that's why they stick your finger up your butt their finger or feel it. Yeah. Oh her. That's right. Because you go to a small hand female doctor. Correct.

699
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,240
And you go to a meat packing a meat packing.

700
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,840
Yeah. Some sort of wrestler MMA wrestler fingers Andre the giant. Yeah.

701
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:56,440
Sausage fingers. Perfect. You guys you and your sensitivity to prostate exams. I have no sensitivity. I think it's a smart move. What are you talking about. You know I don't know. It doesn't bother me at all. Well you get yours check what six times a year.

702
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:06,040
They told me stop coming. You don't need to check it again. Anyway. Yeah. But I have one more before I get a free

703
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:14,360
A little hole punch. Get you to five you get one free and check out those big under the giant sausage fingers where he's holding the 12 ounce.

704
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:39,920
Look how his hands are so big under the giant saying that the the can is smaller than you know every force and fingers you're stacked up on top of each other. Like are you going to handshake it. It is smaller than the forehands are tall. Yeah. So what did he die of. He died early relatively early. He made the princess. I think he had a heart attack. When you're that big. He had a condition gigantism or whatever. So he had a heart attack.

705
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:58,360
When you're that big. He had a condition gigantism or whatever. Something like that. Did he get a process a lot of blood through that body. So your heart. He'll get a heart attack. I think is sad. That's got a lot of work to do. I mean look at that hand. Oh my God. That's that's tremendously large.

706
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,440
I just remember hearing Princess Bride. Look at the lady. Hello lady.

707
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:22,400
Yeah. That's too bad. You know it makes you wonder. I mean they have they have they have robotic hearts yet. Yes they do. Artificial heart artificial heart. They think they'll be alive today.

708
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,160
I'm assuming that it was a heart attack.

709
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:31,800
I don't know. We don't know. Andre the giant death cause of death.

710
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:53,440
Death cause of death Andre the giant. So I'm just based off of his. I could have been. I understand he was a huge. There's a documentary out there about him as well. And he was a huge drinker where he would drink like cases of beer at one city. Yeah that's not good. Heart attack. There you go. He did have a heart attack. He died in 93.

711
00:47:53,440 --> 00:48:04,200
Wow. I didn't realize it was that long. Heart attack. Yeah. Cases of beer. And it would make sense because he is so big. He wouldn't feel he would drink at least 20 of them before he even felt buzzed.

712
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,960
Yeah he would go and just drink tremendous. There's a documentary again I'd recommend it was really good.

713
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,600
When they're talking about his amount that he would drink.

714
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:20,560
Like I said that size you'd have to drink that much to get the same buzz that we would write or to be drunk.

715
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:26,080
You build up the tolerance right. Sure. Sure. You stick three three cases down to four.

716
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,840
Such a great movie. It is the Princess Bride.

717
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,920
You ever heard that not to get back to politics. But you know how Ted Cruz loves that movie.

718
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:46,040
No I didn't know it's one of his favorite movies. And so he has touted that on his Twitter and the cast of that movie is super liberal right because they're like take this down.

719
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:57,560
Yeah so they they get into this Twitter war so I can't like the movie right. So they think yeah they don't like him and he's like well you guys are like this is my favorite movie. So whatever. Suck it. Suck it. That's stupid. Yeah it totally. You can't like my movie. Right. Is that what they are saying. No but they basically were dogging him.

720
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,040
Yeah they were dogging him. I know it's so stupid.

721
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:18,960
It's a great movie that it's frustrating. That's that's where we're at. And yeah that we can't even yeah yeah can't even like a movie now. If your politics aren't match right. They don't want you. Well I think the bottom line is they didn't want him. They didn't want him back. They didn't want him. They didn't want him back. They didn't want him to make it up. They did not want him to make it up. We are a great movie.

722
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,080
We'll be back in a minute.

723
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,400
We can't even, yeah, yeah.

724
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,960
Can't even like a movie now,

725
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,300
if your politics aren't match.

726
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:29,480
Right, they don't want you,

727
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,440
well I think the bottom line is they didn't want him,

728
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,840
they didn't want him as a fan.

729
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,400
Well just today, today is the 10th.

730
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,560
They don't get to pick that.

731
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,400
What's it? No they don't.

732
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,920
This wasn't a subject on our list to talk about.

733
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,680
I'm sorry, yeah, no I didn't mean to.

734
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,560
No, no, just what I'm about to bring up.

735
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,720
Oh.

736
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:46,360
Is the, we're talking about politics

737
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,240
and we're talking about being shunned.

738
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:52,280
You know the guy that owns the pillow company?

739
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,360
Yeah. Mike Lindell.

740
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,640
Yes, Mike Lindell's.

741
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,720
Fox News won't have him on.

742
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,000
He claims that he's supposed to have

743
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,080
some sort of announcement coming out today,

744
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,800
tomorrow and Wednesday.

745
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:08,520
He says he has evidence of voter election fraud.

746
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,360
So he said Fox News won't let him on?

747
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,320
Yeah, Fox News has banned him from.

748
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,040
They've pulled his stuff I believe.

749
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,720
No, no they haven't pulled his stuff.

750
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:19,600
They just won't let him be a guest speaker

751
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,760
or like a, they won't have him on the air.

752
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:24,600
Oh, so what are they talking about?

753
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,440
Yeah, but no, I've been watching Fox News

754
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,320
and they have his stuff on there.

755
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,160
Oh, okay.

756
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,000
Yeah.

757
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,820
I mean as far as his pillow.

758
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:31,840
Yeah, his, my pillow.

759
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,440
Yeah, but you haven't heard anything outside of that.

760
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,320
No, I haven't, I have not.

761
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,960
And apparently he got into a screaming match

762
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,640
with somebody on MSNBC.

763
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,000
He went on MSNBC.

764
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,960
Yeah, well they were saying, talking shit about him

765
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,160
and he basically came back to him and says,

766
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,800
oh, you care about me?

767
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,640
Yes.

768
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,480
You know?

769
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,600
Yes, you need a hug.

770
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,440
Yeah, you need a hug.

771
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,120
He said something like that, you need a hug?

772
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,120
He doesn't give a shit.

773
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,840
And you know what, maybe he does have evidence.

774
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,760
I mean, I don't know, he's always claimed he did.

775
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,880
He says he has spent over a million dollars

776
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,980
getting the evidence.

777
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,400
I don't know what that means.

778
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,640
Well again, until it's shown and proven.

779
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,480
Yep.

780
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,300
Yeah, I'm sick of it.

781
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:15,140
I'm done.

782
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:15,960
I'm sick of it.

783
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:16,800
Yeah, I'm done with it.

784
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,640
What do they call those?

785
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,480
You know, the carrot.

786
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,400
Well something came out today.

787
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:26,400
I read today that there is in Fulton County, Atlanta,

788
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:33,720
a Democrat judge finally granted,

789
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,400
whatever group was chasing it down,

790
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,120
granted them to be able to go look at ballots again.

791
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,760
Not do like a full audit, but just to look at the ballots

792
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,760
because there were two pollsters,

793
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,800
three pollsters that came forward.

794
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:54,800
They were Democrat pollsters that signed affidavits saying,

795
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,400
this isn't right, something's not right here.

796
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,640
And what they were doing was they were looking at ballots

797
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,080
that were pristine, meaning they should have been coming out

798
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:10,200
of an envelope, right, because they're absentee ballots.

799
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,040
Right.

800
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:11,880
So they should have been folded.

801
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,040
They should have had a crease,

802
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,160
should have been kind of crumpled,

803
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,000
should have been something, and they were pristine.

804
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,240
And in the oval, you know, same kind of thing

805
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:23,160
where it's just Biden, they're all Biden,

806
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,600
and it's just Biden, not the down ballot.

807
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:31,600
And in the oval, there is a little crescent moon.

808
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,200
Oh, and they were uniform throughout all of them.

809
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,000
Every single one of them had the exact same pattern

810
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,600
of that crescent moon in,

811
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,040
so it was obvious they were photocopied

812
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,600
one after another, boom, boom, boom, photocopied.

813
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,480
There's also, they're saying that there's watermarks

814
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,480
on these ballots.

815
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,320
I don't believe that.

816
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,560
That would have come out by now.

817
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,920
God, I hate all the fricking bullshit.

818
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,680
Yeah, because I watched that video.

819
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,560
They were like, before the election,

820
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,120
it was some long-haired dude that was like,

821
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,480
I have inside information

822
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,200
because I'm being paid by the government.

823
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,240
And Trump, you know, and he was saying,

824
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:11,240
and Trump has made this agency in charge of this.

825
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,200
Every single ballot has a secret watermark on it,

826
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,880
and it's gonna be, I mean, and I was like,

827
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:20,880
oh, no way, wow, conspiracy theory, bullshit, all bullshit.

828
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,720
QAnon or Q&A or whatever, all that stuff was total crap.

829
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,680
Total crap.

830
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,020
So yeah, I get tired of listening

831
00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:31,320
to these white knight scenarios.

832
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,720
That's what I say, I say, I say,

833
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,520
it's like, I'm not gonna pay attention

834
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,240
until someone comes out and says, here's proof,

835
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:39,320
and then people go, oh shit, yeah, this is real.

836
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,560
We know in every election,

837
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,280
somebody fraudulently votes, right?

838
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,760
They vote multiple times.

839
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,600
I believe, I believe that.

840
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,920
But when you manufacture them,

841
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:51,240
when you show up with a thousand of ballots.

842
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,120
Thousands upon thousands of ballots.

843
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,280
Well, I do believe that it was totally corrupted

844
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,560
in Biden, I don't think truly won.

845
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,320
But until, I have no proof on that,

846
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,840
that's just my feeling.

847
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,600
You know, and nothing will happen,

848
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,080
and nothing will be proven.

849
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,760
I just want to, and again, nothing, I think will change,

850
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,000
even if it is proven, but it will completely delegitimize

851
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,640
and hopefully change things for the future.

852
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,600
Yeah, what you're trying to do right now,

853
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:19,840
and they're fighting us on that.

854
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,880
That's the whole point.

855
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:25,360
They want to bring back integrity to US elections.

856
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,760
Because right now, an overwhelming percentage

857
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,240
of Republicans, right, which is half the country,

858
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,640
believe it was stolen, and they don't believe

859
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,000
in the integrity of the elections.

860
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,240
And even like 30% of Democrats believe that.

861
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,880
It was like some crazy number.

862
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,720
You would think it would be like 99% of Democrats,

863
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,320
you know, believe that it was not stolen.

864
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,840
I almost think they need to go out back

865
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:52,160
to the fucking Chads and pencil it in.

866
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,040
Get rid of the electronics.

867
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,440
Yeah, man, maybe. And say,

868
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,160
it will take us two weeks to count all this,

869
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,280
and we'll tell you who won.

870
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,840
Right, I don't know.

871
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,280
I'm curious where...

872
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,720
Get the electronics out of it.

873
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:09,160
They're sending all the illegal aliens to the regions.

874
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,920
Like, are they sending them strategically

875
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,240
to Republican areas?

876
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,080
Yes.

877
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,840
I read that the other day.

878
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,040
Yes, the answer is yes.

879
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,440
And step two, step one is get them everywhere

880
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,360
in the country where they need them.

881
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,160
Step two, give them amnesty.

882
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:31,520
Step three, let them vote.

883
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,280
This is a calculated coup attempt,

884
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,400
is what it basically is.

885
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,320
That's why the...

886
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,040
I saw through this years ago.

887
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,600
That's why the, like the Cubans, right?

888
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,960
Where he was sending the Cubans back,

889
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,600
not saying, you're not welcome here.

890
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,440
That's right.

891
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,120
Yet the southern border is wide open.

892
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,040
Wide open to anybody who wants to come

893
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,680
and yet literally sending Cuban exiles back.

894
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,960
The reason being is Cubans typically vote conservative.

895
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:57,800
That's right.

896
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:58,720
They vote Republican.

897
00:55:58,720 --> 00:55:59,720
Yeah.

898
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,120
Wow.

899
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,720
Well, that's because they live in...

900
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,560
That's right.

901
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:04,400
They live in communist country.

902
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,240
Because they just escaped.

903
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,600
They just escaped a socialist economy

904
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:11,080
or a socialist government, that communist government,

905
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,560
that we apparently are headed towards.

906
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,920
Yeah.

907
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,760
It's crazy, right?

908
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,320
So what is it?

909
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,640
It's August.

910
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:23,360
So, fuck man, we're only eight months in.

911
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,400
Yeah, he's done that much damage.

912
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,720
It's insane.

913
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,600
Inflation.

914
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,000
I mean, just, ugh.

915
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:31,840
Tell you what, the whole...

916
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,160
He's gonna go down as the worst president ever.

917
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,120
No, probably not.

918
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,280
I mean, cause you know, historians

919
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,680
write it the way they want to.

920
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,720
Yeah, the winners tell the story.

921
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:43,880
I tell you what, I think Kamala,

922
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,080
Kamala, she is a complete bust.

923
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,480
She'd blown it.

924
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,120
She was not qualified to be given.

925
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,880
Well, I know, I think we all knew that.

926
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:53,720
Yeah, we all knew that.

927
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,280
It's worse than what I thought it was gonna be.

928
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,880
Yeah, absolutely.

929
00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,720
Because...

930
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,280
With a friendly media?

931
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,160
I know.

932
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,000
How can you...

933
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,160
And they're kinda starting to turn on her.

934
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,920
They're turning on her.

935
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:07,760
And Biden.

936
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:12,760
Yeah, so what happens in 2024 when Biden is,

937
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,040
I don't even know how old he's gonna be, 82.

938
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,320
He will not run a second term.

939
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:17,480
And he's like, I'm not running.

940
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,320
Typically the vice president steps up and runs.

941
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,160
Yeah.

942
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,640
I don't see her doing it.

943
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,160
Well, she may be out before that happens.

944
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,560
He may be out before that happens.

945
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,400
You think she's out?

946
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,080
Can they get rid of her?

947
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:31,920
He can.

948
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,640
Has that ever happened?

949
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,480
That's a great question.

950
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,320
What do you mean?

951
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,520
Can the president dismiss the vice president

952
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,200
and get another one?

953
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,200
I don't know.

954
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,800
That's a great question.

955
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,240
They're elected.

956
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,120
So they elected him as a, I don't know,

957
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,680
I'm kinda shooting from the hip here.

958
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,760
Mr. Producer, you look that up.

959
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,600
Yeah, look that up.

960
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,840
Can the president dismiss the vice president?

961
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,680
I don't think so, because I think Trump would...

962
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,920
I don't think so either.

963
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,240
I think he would have gotten rid of Pence.

964
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,080
Trump would have?

965
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:58,920
Yeah.

966
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,040
No, he liked Pence.

967
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:00,880
Up until the very end.

968
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,520
What's all the drama going on with,

969
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,800
what's going on with the whole thing?

970
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,000
Yeah, but it was the very end.

971
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,440
I think Pence kinda bit his tongue till the end,

972
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,280
and now he's...

973
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,600
Well, yeah, because he wasn't gonna,

974
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:15,160
like, he wasn't gonna go against what the,

975
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:19,000
he wasn't gonna go against the, what,

976
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,840
the results of the election.

977
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,840
He wasn't gonna do that.

978
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:24,680
All right, let's see here, what does it say?

979
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:25,760
No, it says no.

980
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:26,600
It says no.

981
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:27,640
Well, Art Fried...

982
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,080
Scroll down for us.

983
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,320
Art Fried, who was a professor emeritus

984
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,640
at Plymouth State, said no.

985
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,600
The president can choose a new running mate.

986
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,840
A new running mate, whenever you want.

987
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:37,680
Okay, yeah, so they,

988
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,120
because the vice president is elected as well.

989
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,000
Yeah, because you vote for both of them.

990
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,080
So she would have to resign.

991
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,120
Correct.

992
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,360
And she, knowing hell, she's gonna do that.

993
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,200
But she...

994
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,880
She has aspirations to be president.

995
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:51,720
There's no question about it.

996
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,800
She can't get it.

997
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,280
Wow, I just think Biden's gonna get it.

998
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,920
Oh, she sucks.

999
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,120
She sucks worse than Biden.

1000
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,960
Yeah, she does.

1001
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,680
She's the worst person in the whole Senate.

1002
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,520
I know.

1003
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,360
Not just that, but she doesn't know

1004
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,360
what the hell she's doing.

1005
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,200
No, she doesn't.

1006
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,600
She can't speak publicly without laughing.

1007
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:06,440
I know, it's embarrassing.

1008
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,080
When she gets a hard question, she laughs.

1009
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,040
It's embarrassing.

1010
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,160
She's the cackle queen.

1011
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,280
Yeah, even the media's turning on her.

1012
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,520
What is up with, what was her name?

1013
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,840
Jen Balsacki.

1014
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,680
What about her?

1015
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,680
She just took, she took...

1016
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,400
Was she, did she know Biden?

1017
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,400
A talking point peasant.

1018
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,280
Was she, did she know Biden as a child?

1019
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,440
Is that her, is a young child?

1020
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,280
No.

1021
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,120
Biden was kind of...

1022
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:32,960
No.

1023
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,800
The one that's sniffing the ear.

1024
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,640
No, that's not her.

1025
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,000
That's been debunked?

1026
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,840
Because it looks just like her.

1027
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,320
Oh, I don't know.

1028
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,520
I don't think it's her.

1029
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,120
Oh, that would be awful if that were true.

1030
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,840
I don't think that's, I think it's just some girl

1031
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,640
who was a redhead and now Sackie's a redhead.

1032
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:48,480
They had her face.

1033
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,000
Five sniffing redhead.

1034
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:50,840
Yeah.

1035
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,800
I mean, that could be wrong, but I don't believe so.

1036
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:57,560
Her? Yeah.

1037
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,840
No.

1038
00:59:58,840 --> 00:59:59,840
Look how old he is.

1039
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:02,520
No, that's new.

1040
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,280
Oh, look at her leaning away.

1041
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:06,800
So awkward.

1042
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,280
No, he would have to be much younger

1043
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,160
for that to be Jen Sackie.

1044
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,920
God, look at that guy.

1045
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,640
He's not very happy.

1046
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:19,120
Yeah, he, no, that's not, that was in what, 2019,

1047
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,760
when he did that.

1048
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,240
She looks so uncomfortable.

1049
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,920
God, look, he just loves smelling that hair.

1050
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,400
Look at the one up in the right.

1051
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:29,240
Well, he's really digging in on that one.

1052
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,080
He's in there.

1053
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,960
His nose is buried inside her hair.

1054
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,440
Got the eyes closed, you know, it's just like.

1055
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,440
He's like, ugh.

1056
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,440
And there was some sort of secret service woman

1057
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,400
that was sexually, not sexually assaulted,

1058
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,880
but she was offended because he would go,

1059
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,800
he would go skinny dipping in the pool.

1060
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,200
He would go swimming. Joe Biden?

1061
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,680
Yeah, he goes swimming nude.

1062
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,040
Nude. No.

1063
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,160
So gross, I don't wanna look at Biden.

1064
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,400
He just makes me sick.

1065
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:00,800
He makes me sick.

1066
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,480
He doesn't know what the hell he's doing right now.

1067
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,560
Oh, yeah, he hasn't even, he doesn't know who he is.

1068
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,000
Did you see him try to play off

1069
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,600
when he forgot the name of the Santas?

1070
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,800
Governor Who?

1071
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,200
Yeah, when he said Governor Who,

1072
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,680
he played it off as he didn't know and didn't hear

1073
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,760
and then like said Governor Who and people started laughing

1074
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,320
and then he's like, yeah, yeah,

1075
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,120
so you see how I feel about that.

1076
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,000
Yeah.

1077
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,320
He's so full of shit.

1078
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,480
Yeah.

1079
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,720
He has no idea what's going on.

1080
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,640
That's total elderly abuse.

1081
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,200
Hey, but we talked about that before.

1082
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,320
Yeah, so.

1083
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,400
Anyway, I was gonna ask you guys.

1084
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,960
So this is a total hard left here.

1085
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,720
Was it a hard right?

1086
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,680
Hard left, yeah.

1087
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,960
I went and bought locks, new locks for the house.

1088
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,800
So, you know, when we built the house,

1089
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:54,640
it had all the brass, the nasty yellow brass.

1090
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:55,480
Right.

1091
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:56,720
Well, it's not nasty.

1092
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,560
Well.

1093
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,560
It's just brass.

1094
01:01:58,560 --> 01:01:59,760
I have that throughout my house.

1095
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:00,880
My whole house is that way, yes.

1096
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:01,720
Thanks, Paul.

1097
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:02,560
Come on, my house is that way.

1098
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,400
You're an asshole.

1099
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,640
Oh my God, look at that, that's brass over there.

1100
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,560
That's so nasty.

1101
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,160
Your house is nasty.

1102
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,520
Anyway, it, anyway.

1103
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,600
When your house gets 20 years old.

1104
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:12,440
Awkward silence.

1105
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,400
No, it isn't awkward.

1106
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,880
When your house is 20 years old

1107
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:18,440
and all your knobs are all bent and tarnished.

1108
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,280
Because you have three boys who just destroy your house.

1109
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,120
Three boys.

1110
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,760
Every door knob in my house I look at,

1111
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,040
might, could be any color, but it's brass and it's gross.

1112
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:28,280
Probably has poop on it.

1113
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,560
Yeah, it's got everything on it.

1114
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,640
Anyway, so we painted out, we painted our kitchen

1115
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,440
and went to black knobs.

1116
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,880
And so then Shelly was like, okay, well,

1117
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,440
back door needs to have matching knobs.

1118
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,120
Your garage door needs to have matching knobs.

1119
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,040
So I went to the darker color, right?

1120
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,280
So yeah, I went to Home Depot

1121
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:51,280
and got some cheapo quick set.

1122
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,480
Is it quick set?

1123
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:53,440
I don't know.

1124
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,280
Is that the name of that?

1125
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,720
Quick, quick set.

1126
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,920
Quick sets one.

1127
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,000
Schlage.

1128
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:58,840
Schlong.

1129
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,280
I see it, the more expensive one.

1130
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,760
Schlage.

1131
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,680
That's the more expensive one.

1132
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,880
But yeah, quick set.

1133
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,400
Anyway, so yeah, that's what I,

1134
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,320
I spent the weekend in my, we haven't even brought it.

1135
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,160
And it went well?

1136
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,840
It was great until I was clamping it down

1137
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:20,520
and suddenly you turn the knob and it stays that way.

1138
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:22,560
So anyway.

1139
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,400
It stuck?

1140
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,560
It stuck.

1141
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,920
How many times did you pull it off and put it back on?

1142
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,200
So part of the story that I'm missing here

1143
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,000
is that I really shouldn't be doing anything

1144
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,840
because last Monday I had surgery on my shoulder.

1145
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:36,480
Correct.

1146
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:40,240
Massive, massive surgery on my shoulder.

1147
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,240
He has a new bionic arm.

1148
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,040
Literally I woke up from the surgery.

1149
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,120
And you know what, let's back up a little bit.

1150
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,760
You had a surgery where you kind of scraped out the shoulder.

1151
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,120
I had a partial tear and I have,

1152
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:55,120
now I have a cow's tendon holding everything together.

1153
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:57,720
Wow.

1154
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,440
So you had a partial tear of your rotator cuff?

1155
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,280
Yeah.

1156
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,440
Okay, I didn't realize that.

1157
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,640
I thought they went in and kind of scraped out the shoulder.

1158
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,960
And so we, so we was more involved than I thought.

1159
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:06,800
Yeah, yeah.

1160
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,840
They, like I said, they had the,

1161
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,000
they put the cow's Achilles tendon

1162
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,560
and they anchored it to my tendon

1163
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,280
and then anchored it to my bone.

1164
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,120
Right.

1165
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:16,940
Oh wow.

1166
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:17,780
Okay.

1167
01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:18,620
All right.

1168
01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:22,680
All right, so when they did my MRI from my surgery in 2005,

1169
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,200
there is a metal thing in there.

1170
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,840
I'm not sure what it is and he wasn't sure what it was,

1171
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,800
but it totally clouded the MRI.

1172
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:29,840
It's a coin.

1173
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:33,560
It's a silver dollar from 1904.

1174
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,520
It's Dogecoin.

1175
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,880
It's a Dogecoin.

1176
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,560
Anyway, so it clouded the MRI.

1177
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,840
So he was like, I can tell that we need to go in.

1178
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,200
Like you need to have surgery.

1179
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,160
It's definitely partially torn.

1180
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,040
I just can't see how bad it is

1181
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,240
because of that metal messed up the MRI.

1182
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,040
So, but part of me was like thinking,

1183
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,880
cause your recovery wasn't that, wasn't horrible,

1184
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,120
like horrible, horrible, was it?

1185
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:57,960
No.

1186
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:58,800
Right?

1187
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,680
It was just, no, it wasn't that bad.

1188
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:01,680
It's just long.

1189
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,520
Right.

1190
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,360
Right.

1191
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,480
Cause I was going into surgery thinking,

1192
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,320
hoping that it was like not bad.

1193
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,160
Right.

1194
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,480
And then I woke up to them telling me,

1195
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,840
well, everything you can do in a shoulder surgery

1196
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,120
he had to do, you were down for four hours.

1197
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,160
And I was like, shit.

1198
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:19,840
Well, it felt like 10 seconds to me.

1199
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,080
Yeah.

1200
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:21,920
Yeah.

1201
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:22,760
Did it?

1202
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,000
It actually didn't on this one

1203
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,840
because I dreamt during the surgery and-

1204
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:28,840
Did you urinate?

1205
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:29,680
Did you dream your pain?

1206
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:34,040
I dreamed that I shat all over my doctor.

1207
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,920
And it ends up, that's what I did.

1208
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,280
So you're in new clothes and everything when you came out.

1209
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,440
No, he was wearing-

1210
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:41,280
And you smelled like antiseptic.

1211
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,000
He was wearing those shit all over me.

1212
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,360
He had the little outfits on with the,

1213
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:46,880
they don't have the butt on the back.

1214
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,080
No, you woke up with a catheter is what happened.

1215
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,040
Probably.

1216
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,600
A big tube shoved up my ass.

1217
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,760
No, up your pee hole.

1218
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,560
No, they've got one of those bedpans.

1219
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,400
Right.

1220
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,720
Like your story.

1221
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,600
Where you, hey,

1222
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,120
what's going on?

1223
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,920
I don't have any underwear on, nurse.

1224
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,640
Yeah, that started.

1225
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:05,520
You started peeing everywhere?

1226
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:06,360
That happened.

1227
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,080
So yeah, so you're saying that you had the surgery.

1228
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,960
So you're not supposed to be doing anything anyways.

1229
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:11,800
Well, yeah, no, I'm in a sling.

1230
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,400
And you're going around the house

1231
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,240
and you're doing stupid shit.

1232
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:15,960
I'm in one of these fancy slings.

1233
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:20,960
And you're utilizing your right hand

1234
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,720
because twisting the screwdriver and stuff,

1235
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,400
when all those muscles are going through your shoulder,

1236
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,240
it's just like-

1237
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,360
I'm not engaging the shoulder.

1238
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,200
Listen.

1239
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,280
But you are, every time you do something,

1240
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,120
you're engaging.

1241
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,880
I'm not gonna disagree with you.

1242
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:35,880
I'm not, I'm not.

1243
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,960
Because you'd be wrong.

1244
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,360
Because I would be wrong.

1245
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,960
You're not supposed to do shit.

1246
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,000
You're supposed to lay on the couch

1247
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,240
and not move your arm in any way, shape or form.

1248
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,080
Correct.

1249
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,560
But you know what, you got shit to do.

1250
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,400
You know, I can't-

1251
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,800
No, that's when you enlist your sons.

1252
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,280
Well, yeah, and they did, no, trust me.

1253
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,720
They've been doing a bunch.

1254
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,400
They've been doing a bunch.

1255
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,840
They need to do all of it for the next couple of weeks.

1256
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,800
Yeah, but I should have made them do them.

1257
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,120
I should have made them do the locks.

1258
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,800
They need to learn anyways.

1259
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:00,720
I know they do.

1260
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:01,800
And they finally, you know,

1261
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,040
I got frustrated a couple times

1262
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,400
because he was aching and I was like-

1263
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,240
You didn't throw anything.

1264
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,160
I think your door holes were too big.

1265
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,320
Door holes?

1266
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:16,400
Yeah, I think they cut the knob hole

1267
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,880
through the door too big,

1268
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:23,880
allowing the knob to not be directly centered

1269
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,880
to where the tongue should be.

1270
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,840
I think it was either high or low.

1271
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:31,680
That's what I think.

1272
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,720
Because there was a period where

1273
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,280
I had pushed your knob, the old one,

1274
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,800
the old new one, to where I thought it was level

1275
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,320
and it was opening and closing easily.

1276
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,040
Turned counterclockwise, clockwise, counterclockwise,

1277
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,640
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth,

1278
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,840
and it was working fine.

1279
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,000
Then all of a sudden,

1280
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,560
when I shut the door and opened it back up,

1281
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:52,400
I know I kinda-

1282
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:53,800
And you're like, look, see, it's working now.

1283
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,040
And then it fucking didn't work again.

1284
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:55,880
I know it didn't.

1285
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:56,840
It stuck again.

1286
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:57,680
Why?

1287
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,080
It's because I think it went up.

1288
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,120
That's why I'm saying-

1289
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,200
It was out of alignment.

1290
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,720
Yeah, I think you need a new door.

1291
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:03,560
I don't know.

1292
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,800
Yeah, well, no, I need a new door anyway.

1293
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,480
Anyway, so all I did was I clamped it down

1294
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,760
and then it stuck and then I backed off the screws

1295
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,560
barely, barely to where it didn't jiggle,

1296
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,600
but it also didn't stick.

1297
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,160
So that's how I solved the problem.

1298
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,400
Gotcha.

1299
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,360
But you know what?

1300
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,120
That whole conversation brought up a whole different thing.

1301
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:25,400
You were like, why don't you get the one

1302
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,040
where you have a keypad on the outside of the door?

1303
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,200
And I was like, we have a doggie door

1304
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:34,440
and it's not secure and anybody can stick their arm through

1305
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:36,480
and just open up the door and walk in.

1306
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,680
So I'm not trying to keep somebody out of the house, right?

1307
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,160
And so we hardly ever lock it anyway

1308
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,920
because we know the boys are out late

1309
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:43,760
and they're gonna come in

1310
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,480
and do I really wanna buy this $100?

1311
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:47,680
It's a matter of convenience.

1312
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,600
And they're not 100 bucks.

1313
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,440
Yeah, they are.

1314
01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:50,560
They can be 100 bucks.

1315
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,400
They are.

1316
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,240
They're 100 bucks.

1317
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,840
Well, the one on my front door is 49.

1318
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:54,680
Really?

1319
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:55,520
Yeah.

1320
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:56,360
Really?

1321
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:58,680
What'd you get it?

1322
01:08:58,680 --> 01:08:59,520
Home Depot.

1323
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:01,360
Preston bought it.

1324
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,240
Okay, well I don't know what to say to that

1325
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,080
because none of them,

1326
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,920
none of the keypad ones were that cheap.

1327
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,080
Even mine was twice that much.

1328
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,640
Are you sure it was 49?

1329
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,480
And not 149?

1330
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,320
Yeah, I think so.

1331
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,880
He told, no, well I mean, I hope it wasn't 149.

1332
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:16,720
It was more than 49 bucks.

1333
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:17,560
It was.

1334
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,240
I asked him, well I'll ask him again.

1335
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,440
Because those locks, the one we got,

1336
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:24,520
is just the keypad.

1337
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:25,840
It's not Wi-Fi, it's not Bluetooth.

1338
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,680
Even if it is 149, I still.

1339
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,880
And it was 100 bucks.

1340
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,040
I could've sworn he said it was 49 bucks.

1341
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:34,680
But even if it is 149, I don't think it's a big deal.

1342
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:35,960
You know, because yeah, you're right.

1343
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:38,280
You can bend down, you can crawl through the dog door,

1344
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:39,120
you can get in.

1345
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,160
But you know, it's a matter of convenience.

1346
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,920
It's a matter of like, hey look, I can come over here,

1347
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,200
I can punch a code in.

1348
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,120
I can come over here and I can do a Wi-Fi unlock,

1349
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,960
I can do a Bluetooth unlock.

1350
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,400
It's just a matter of convenience.

1351
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,240
Hey, I got a keypad.

1352
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,640
I got a friend coming over.

1353
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:57,280
He's gonna take care of Sasha, feed her and stuff.

1354
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,160
I got a code for him to get in, boom.

1355
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,000
That's a good point.

1356
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,920
That's probably the most valid point

1357
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,800
you've come up with so far.

1358
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,960
Is somebody who's not family,

1359
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,320
where we go on vacation and we actually do

1360
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,480
wanna lock the doors.

1361
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,240
Because no one's coming, no one's leaving.

1362
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,400
Let's say you're locked out of the house.

1363
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,240
Right.

1364
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:15,960
And again, it's all back on, it's a matter of convenience.

1365
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:19,280
Do I wanna have to reach down and stick my hand

1366
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,480
through the dog door or climb through the dog door

1367
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:24,120
when I can just touch an app and pop it though

1368
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:24,960
because it's right open.

1369
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:25,800
I get, I.

1370
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,480
One of the reasons I got the keypad up front

1371
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,960
is because my kids were losing the keys.

1372
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,800
Right.

1373
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:31,620
And I was like, I'm tired of this.

1374
01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:33,000
My kids don't even have keys.

1375
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,600
Well, we lock our house.

1376
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:35,440
Right.

1377
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,480
Well, you're in a really bad neighborhood.

1378
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:38,320
We are.

1379
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:41,200
You have brass knobs.

1380
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,240
Yeah, we have brass.

1381
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,080
Right.

1382
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:43,920
So.

1383
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,000
And your house of all houses with that German shepherd,

1384
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,080
good Lord.

1385
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,520
Yeah, no one's coming into this house.

1386
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,440
Yeah, so we lock our house

1387
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:53,520
and but the kids were losing it.

1388
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,320
So they would be like, I'm out of the,

1389
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:56,960
I'm locked out of the house.

1390
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,200
I'm like, I'm tired of dealing with this.

1391
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,360
Oh, that would be really frustrating.

1392
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,200
Yeah.

1393
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:04,560
So they were, I guess they were technically latch key kids,

1394
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,260
what we call latch key, right?

1395
01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:07,100
So they'd have keys.

1396
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:07,940
Right.

1397
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:08,760
They'd go to school, they'd come home.

1398
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,200
This was when I was still going to the office,

1399
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,040
when my wife was still going to the office.

1400
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,120
Yeah, you guys weren't home.

1401
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,520
Yeah, so they were, you know, from,

1402
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,400
you know, I guess in grade school,

1403
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:18,840
they went to AlphaBest and whatnot,

1404
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,400
but basically starting a middle school.

1405
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:21,720
They're at home on their own.

1406
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:22,560
That's right.

1407
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,720
And, you know, if they didn't have their key,

1408
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,400
they didn't get in the house.

1409
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:27,400
Yeah.

1410
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,040
So, you know.

1411
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,160
That would be frustrating.

1412
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,080
You know, and they would continually lose it,

1413
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:32,920
continually lose it, you know,

1414
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,160
and we put the keypad on the back garage

1415
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,720
for the just in case and then stuff like that.

1416
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,880
And finally, when that front lock just died,

1417
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,560
I was like, I'm gonna replace it with the keypad.

1418
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,840
I go, I don't want the wifi one.

1419
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:45,880
I don't want the Bluetooth one.

1420
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,120
I just want one and you just punch a code in.

1421
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:49,480
Don't you?

1422
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:53,000
I mean, yeah, sorry, I mean, go ahead, finish.

1423
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,360
No, I was gonna say, you know, I didn't want the wifi.

1424
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,680
So yeah, you had a legitimate use case for it.

1425
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:57,520
Correct.

1426
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,000
Right, so I don't have a use case for it, right?

1427
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,880
And yes, I can spend $110 buying a keypad thing,

1428
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:03,720
and we almost did.

1429
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:04,640
I pulled it off the shelf.

1430
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:05,480
We talked about it.

1431
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:06,440
I put it back.

1432
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:07,280
I pulled it off.

1433
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:08,100
I put it back.

1434
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:08,940
I put it back.

1435
01:12:08,940 --> 01:12:09,780
I mean, over and over and over again.

1436
01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:12,280
So, I mean, I don't, here's the thing.

1437
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,840
I don't need the convenience.

1438
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,080
I don't need the convenience of it.

1439
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:15,920
But Sean, let me ask you.

1440
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:19,040
You're very technologically,

1441
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,400
you're very technologically involved, right?

1442
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:25,040
You do a lot of Bluetooth and wifi,

1443
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:28,120
and you're trying to automate your whole house, right?

1444
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,080
You do all this automation stuff.

1445
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:34,800
Do you not have concerns about it being,

1446
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:35,800
oh, well, hold on.

1447
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,680
So, Aaron, I know where you're going.

1448
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:40,320
Well, hold on, let me finish that real quick.

1449
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,240
Do you do it?

1450
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:44,120
You're not really focused on the security aspect of it.

1451
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:47,000
You're really focused on the convenience aspect of it.

1452
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,600
It's all, to me, it's about the quality of life.

1453
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:50,680
Right, it's convenience.

1454
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:53,600
It makes my quality of life better.

1455
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,220
It's not necessarily about a convenience.

1456
01:12:55,220 --> 01:12:57,440
It's a matter of, hey, man, this is easier for me.

1457
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,520
It's quasi-convenience.

1458
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,880
It's the quality of life.

1459
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:01,700
Right.

1460
01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:02,540
If I don't have to get up.

1461
01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:04,000
But the security part of it, you're not like,

1462
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,240
I'm getting this Bluetooth thing

1463
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,840
because it's the most secure thing out there.

1464
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,240
No, because it's not.

1465
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,080
It's not.

1466
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,760
And look, if someone wants to get into your house.

1467
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:13,600
They're gonna do it.

1468
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,440
They're gonna kick it in the house

1469
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:16,640
because every freaking door,

1470
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:19,280
I'd say 99% of the doors out there.

1471
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:20,160
Is kicked down a bolt.

1472
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,240
Well, not just kicked down,

1473
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:23,140
but they've got bump keys

1474
01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:25,680
that they can come up to your house, and I guarantee it.

1475
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:26,680
What's a bump key?

1476
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:29,640
Okay, so they have keys that they can put in your door

1477
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:30,640
that you can kind of like,

1478
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,160
and just kind of.

1479
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,000
Pick your lock.

1480
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,440
In a matter of seconds.

1481
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:35,280
Yeah.

1482
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,500
They can get in your house.

1483
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,340
Really?

1484
01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:38,160
Period.

1485
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,360
I don't care what kind of lock.

1486
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,640
So it doesn't matter.

1487
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:45,320
So after you take the element of,

1488
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,840
I'm securing my house because you're not.

1489
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,680
Yeah.

1490
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,640
Based on a lock.

1491
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,180
I mean, you can go buy a $500 lock

1492
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:53,320
that's got some sort of,

1493
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,620
they've got really cool encryption locks.

1494
01:13:55,620 --> 01:13:56,460
Right.

1495
01:13:56,460 --> 01:13:57,280
That you cannot,

1496
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,400
you can't bump, break into.

1497
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,160
You can't pick it is the bottom line.

1498
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,080
And you can spend the money on that.

1499
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:05,320
But really, again.

1500
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:06,760
And they just kick the door in.

1501
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:07,580
That's my point.

1502
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:08,640
If they want in your house,

1503
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:09,560
they're gonna get in the house.

1504
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:11,480
They're gonna get in through a window.

1505
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,080
There's all kinds of ways to get in your house.

1506
01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:15,120
They can get in through your garage door.

1507
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,160
Reproducing your garage door opener.

1508
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,320
There's all kinds of ways to get in the house.

1509
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:22,960
That's why I lock my door to my garage.

1510
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:23,800
Do you really?

1511
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:24,640
Yeah.

1512
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,460
Every night?

1513
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:26,280
Every night.

1514
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,320
No shit.

1515
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:29,360
Damn.

1516
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,240
It goes through a routine.

1517
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,160
I check all my doors,

1518
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,560
make sure they're all locked.

1519
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,080
Well, good for you.

1520
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:36,000
I mean, after watching some of those documentaries

1521
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,420
of serial killers on Netflix,

1522
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:39,880
I don't blame you.

1523
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,960
Michelle and I were both like, golly.

1524
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:43,160
I mean, it's what these people would do.

1525
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,280
They'd just break into people's houses.

1526
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,120
Well, they'd just walk in.

1527
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:45,960
Rape and kill.

1528
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,360
And yeah, they'd walk right in.

1529
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:48,200
Yeah.

1530
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,040
And you know, that's the way it's gonna go down.

1531
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,480
He always found something open.

1532
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,320
All the time.

1533
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,640
So I look at it like, you know,

1534
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:57,240
you can't live your life being scared

1535
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,440
of terrorists that are gonna bomb you.

1536
01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:00,280
No, you can't.

1537
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:01,760
I'm not scared.

1538
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:02,600
You don't have to be scared to die.

1539
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:03,800
I don't live my life scared.

1540
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,400
I just don't want anyone.

1541
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,960
I'm not saying you specifically.

1542
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,520
I'm just saying, in general,

1543
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,440
people don't wanna do certain things

1544
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:12,920
because they fear that, you know,

1545
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,520
like you said, my house isn't secure.

1546
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,200
Well, your house isn't secure.

1547
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,760
You know, but I'm not gonna live,

1548
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,560
I'm not gonna be afraid of living.

1549
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,400
Right.

1550
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,560
You know, because once you are afraid,

1551
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:22,840
because you're talking about, you know,

1552
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:24,120
I'm not gonna be afraid to have

1553
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,240
in all these smart devices in the house,

1554
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,560
because you were kind of alluding that people can what?

1555
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,120
Hack them or something.

1556
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:30,960
But what are they gonna,

1557
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,240
what, are they gonna turn on a fucking light?

1558
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,880
Well, no, they're gonna go into your house.

1559
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,160
I mean, they'll unlock your front door

1560
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,760
because you have some sort of wifi lock.

1561
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:40,600
I don't know.

1562
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,960
All right, well, it's a Bluetooth, but still,

1563
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:42,800
I get it.

1564
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:43,640
Bluetooth, right.

1565
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,160
But, you know, it all goes back to the same thing.

1566
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:50,120
They can, what is, what's the end game for them?

1567
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:52,560
To get in, and if the end game is to get in

1568
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,400
to steal something, they don't need,

1569
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,360
they get anywhere they want.

1570
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,920
A lot easier than breaking your Bluetooth code.

1571
01:15:58,920 --> 01:15:59,760
Yeah, so easy.

1572
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:01,640
And hacking your lock.

1573
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,000
Yeah, and those people that know how to do it,

1574
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,840
hats off to them.

1575
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,280
You still have to do it.

1576
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:07,520
And you have to get past the-

1577
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,960
But you also have stupid people

1578
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,360
who's gonna go in there and hack your shit

1579
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:12,560
and just change your code.

1580
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:13,720
Now you're like, what the hell?

1581
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,680
I can't get into my own house.

1582
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,400
Who does that though?

1583
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,280
These stupid people, these kids.

1584
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,360
Where have you heard the stories of this?

1585
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,200
I read it in the Dallas Morning News.

1586
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,400
Well, I imagine- Are you serious?

1587
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,800
I imagine it, I imagine something like that happens.

1588
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,080
You're talking about like pranksters.

1589
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,640
Yeah, pranksters, that's what these hackers do.

1590
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,000
They just make your life terrible.

1591
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,480
These people who- Kind of run somewhere.

1592
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:33,520
Why do they do it?

1593
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:34,360
Right.

1594
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,200
Why do they do it?

1595
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:36,040
Because they're pain in the ass.

1596
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:36,880
Yeah.

1597
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:37,720
You know?

1598
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:38,720
Why create some of these viruses?

1599
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:39,560
Well, because of the pain.

1600
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:40,680
From that perspective, but again,

1601
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,120
why do I wanna live scared

1602
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:43,400
that someone's gonna do that?

1603
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,240
Right.

1604
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,880
You know, in the meantime, I'm gonna,

1605
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:48,760
I'm gonna, Alexa, turn my bar light on.

1606
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,840
Alexa, turn my fence light on.

1607
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:53,680
You know, I like it, I think it's cool.

1608
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,160
I think it's cool, it's convenient.

1609
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,920
I'm sitting on the couch.

1610
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,480
Alexa, turn the fireplace light off.

1611
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,800
See, I don't see the need for that.

1612
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,280
There's a difference of opinion there.

1613
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,840
Yeah, it is totally opinion.

1614
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:06,600
You know, it's just, I don't need that,

1615
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,440
and I don't want it, you know,

1616
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,360
whether someone's listening or not,

1617
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:12,720
or recording at all times or not.

1618
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,960
Oh yeah, then there's that.

1619
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:15,480
Because they're doing that anyways.

1620
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:16,320
You got phones.

1621
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,320
It's just, I understand, but you know,

1622
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:20,040
I don't need more of that in my home.

1623
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:20,880
Right.

1624
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:23,840
And I have no problem getting up off my butt,

1625
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:26,560
change the thermometer, or the thermostat,

1626
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,000
or turn a light on or something like that.

1627
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,920
I will tell you this.

1628
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:34,920
I am getting a little upset about the Nest.

1629
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:36,600
Now that you're paying attention,

1630
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,440
now that I've mentioned something.

1631
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,000
They're changing it.

1632
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,880
I just dealt with that two days ago.

1633
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,920
I reset my whole schedule.

1634
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:43,760
Incredible.

1635
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,160
The next day, it was changed again.

1636
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,600
So, okay, so your experience is too, Sean?

1637
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:49,840
Yeah, and I even request,

1638
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:52,400
so I got on the phone with them for,

1639
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,040
I was on the phone for over an hour.

1640
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,600
They were going through each one,

1641
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,840
trying to figure out troubleshooting of this and that.

1642
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:01,800
So now they're gonna send me two new ones.

1643
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:02,640
Two new Nests.

1644
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:03,760
Yeah, so they're gonna swap it out,

1645
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,720
because it's falling off the network and everything.

1646
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,160
There's stuff going on with it.

1647
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,680
But more than it just randomly changed.

1648
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:10,800
Yeah, more than it just randomly.

1649
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,280
Raising your temperatures.

1650
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,760
Or lowering it, yeah.

1651
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,600
No, no, no, hold on.

1652
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,920
It's not lowering it.

1653
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:18,720
Mine is lowering them.

1654
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:20,240
So that's a malfunction.

1655
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:23,920
You're talking about where you wanted a 74,

1656
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,240
and the power company says, you know what,

1657
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,640
we're struggling with energy right now.

1658
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:28,880
We're gonna make it 78.

1659
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,120
Is that what you're saying?

1660
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:31,640
Mine goes up.

1661
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,480
Oh, mine.

1662
01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:35,480
I specifically, end of last week,

1663
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:39,720
changed mine to go down a couple degrees,

1664
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:42,440
saying, all right, it's too fricking hot during the day.

1665
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:44,400
I need to crank it down a couple of degrees

1666
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,800
and see what it feels like.

1667
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,520
The very next day,

1668
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:49,440
it added another thing,

1669
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:52,800
cranking it back up a couple degrees.

1670
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:53,760
Insane.

1671
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,880
So I have it go down at, let's say, 10 o'clock,

1672
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:58,680
then at 10, 15, it was cranking it right back up.

1673
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:00,880
They added another schedule to the thing.

1674
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:01,720
Correct.

1675
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:05,600
Another, you know, you could do the schedule with it, right?

1676
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:06,440
Yeah, yeah.

1677
01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:07,400
Little dots, it added another one

1678
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,280
on every single fucking day.

1679
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:11,160
And you know for a fact you didn't do that.

1680
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,000
I didn't do it.

1681
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:12,840
And nobody else in your house did.

1682
01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:14,560
The night before, I changed it,

1683
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,720
I turned it down, and then the next day, it was back up.

1684
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:18,720
That is insane.

1685
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,320
That's crazy.

1686
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,320
Yeah, that is.

1687
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,320
Mine works the opposite, though, for some reason.

1688
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,320
See, yours is messing up.

1689
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:27,160
That's what I'm saying.

1690
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,640
The power company's not gonna lower your temperature.

1691
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,800
Yeah, you've got it at 80, and that's,

1692
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,200
I wake up to 68 degrees.

1693
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,800
I'm not complaining, I love it.

1694
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:38,620
I love it.

1695
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:39,640
68.

1696
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:40,480
Yeah.

1697
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,160
Oh my God.

1698
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:43,960
I bought a fan for my office

1699
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,200
because it was fucking hot.

1700
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,680
And I haven't turned that fan on yet.

1701
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:52,800
I mean, ever since we got the new air conditioning unit,

1702
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:54,480
or maybe the air conditioning units are just

1703
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,680
that much better.

1704
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,200
Well, I mean, they're definitely better.

1705
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,920
They're 25 years newer.

1706
01:19:58,920 --> 01:19:59,940
Right.

1707
01:19:59,940 --> 01:20:01,280
No question they're better.

1708
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:04,400
So, I don't know, whatever.

1709
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,200
I don't, you know, I'm not, I mean,

1710
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,920
I like the convenience of it.

1711
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:10,480
I mean, it's not a big deal for me to get up

1712
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:13,040
and change the thermostat, but you know,

1713
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:16,920
it is kind of convenient to turn off a light.

1714
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:17,760
Yeah.

1715
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:18,600
Yeah, I get it.

1716
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,600
Now, I have a bunch of wireless lights in my house,

1717
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:21,960
and I'll control it with my phone,

1718
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,680
but I don't have Alexa or Siri or anything like that

1719
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:26,520
hooked up to it.

1720
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,800
I could, I just don't have.

1721
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,400
Well, you could, Siri, you could tell Siri

1722
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,560
to turn off those lights, right?

1723
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,400
Yes, you can.

1724
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:33,220
On your phone, yeah.

1725
01:20:33,220 --> 01:20:34,600
Yeah, I could do all that.

1726
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:39,300
And I have that, but I don't sit there and say,

1727
01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:42,080
you know, Siri, Siri doesn't actually work

1728
01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:45,000
with it like that.

1729
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,360
I actually have to create something to push a button

1730
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,640
for it to turn on. An action.

1731
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:49,840
A shortcut.

1732
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:53,380
It doesn't work quite as efficiently as Alexa does.

1733
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,000
But you know, the Nest thing, it's like,

1734
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,960
yeah, they're cool, they look neat, and I'm like,

1735
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:05,680
I'm almost willing to go back to the old school thermostat

1736
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:07,000
at this point to not deal with it.

1737
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:07,840
I am too.

1738
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,440
With the little, the knob.

1739
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,600
Yeah, let's not deal with the bullshit

1740
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,360
that I'm always having to adjust.

1741
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:15,720
Sometimes we'll come up here and it's fricking hot.

1742
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:16,560
Right.

1743
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:17,600
And I have the thermostat cranked down,

1744
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:18,640
so it's cool up here.

1745
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,160
Well, by the time we get up here, and sometimes

1746
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:21,160
we come up here, it's hot, and I'm just like,

1747
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:22,380
what the hell?

1748
01:21:22,380 --> 01:21:23,800
Well, the stupid thing changed on me.

1749
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,640
Them changing it without your knowledge is what's insane.

1750
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:33,040
So, I have the, so I don't have a Nest,

1751
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:37,800
but I have the wired ones that, they're digital.

1752
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,360
They're not like the old school.

1753
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:44,000
But yeah, I went up to the game room and it was set to 69.

1754
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,200
Well, someone manually did it.

1755
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:46,440
As my boys.

1756
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:47,680
My boys went in there and.

1757
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:49,040
Well, you know who did that.

1758
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:49,880
Oh yeah.

1759
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:50,700
Who did it?

1760
01:21:50,700 --> 01:21:51,540
One of you three.

1761
01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,240
Oh yeah, no, that's pretty easy.

1762
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:56,960
And so yeah, I went through every, and like you said,

1763
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,360
morning, leave, come back.

1764
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:00,920
I mean, there's like eight programs

1765
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:02,640
that you have to cycle through

1766
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,120
and make sure every single one of them,

1767
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,120
like, cause if the boys were messing with it,

1768
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,480
one of those programs was set to 69.

1769
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:09,440
Right.

1770
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:12,280
So it went from 76 to 69.

1771
01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:13,900
And you know how that's the worst case scenario,

1772
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:18,900
because you want temperature fluctuations to be subtle

1773
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,320
to conserve energy.

1774
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:22,160
Right.

1775
01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:25,420
Like you don't want it to be 78 until it's nighttime

1776
01:22:25,420 --> 01:22:28,320
and then make it 69 or 65,

1777
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:31,580
because then it runs and runs and runs and runs and runs.

1778
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:33,000
But if you maintain,

1779
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:36,280
it's supposed to be a lot more energy efficient, right?

1780
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:38,460
You see, I don't give a shit.

1781
01:22:38,460 --> 01:22:43,460
If I walk in and it's 78, I'm just going to change it to 70.

1782
01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:44,980
Yeah, that's fine.

1783
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:46,740
Well, if you don't care what your bill looks like.

1784
01:22:46,740 --> 01:22:48,260
If you don't care about your electricity bill.

1785
01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:51,580
Compared to what it used to be, I mean, it's nothing.

1786
01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:53,140
You went to Energy Ogre.

1787
01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:55,300
Well that, and plus we got our new air conditioners.

1788
01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:56,140
Yeah.

1789
01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:57,540
I mean, the new air conditioners,

1790
01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:58,900
say they pay for themselves, man.

1791
01:22:58,900 --> 01:22:59,740
They really do.

1792
01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:00,560
Yeah, they do.

1793
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,400
Yeah.

1794
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:03,020
Yeah, did you pay for them outright?

1795
01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:03,860
Or did you?

1796
01:23:03,860 --> 01:23:08,860
We had to take out a $50,000, what is it called?

1797
01:23:09,060 --> 01:23:09,900
Home equity loan.

1798
01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,060
Home equity loan.

1799
01:23:11,060 --> 01:23:11,900
We had it because-

1800
01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:12,720
Just for those?

1801
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:13,780
Well-

1802
01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:14,980
That's probably a good chunk.

1803
01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:16,260
About a half of it.

1804
01:23:16,260 --> 01:23:17,100
Oh shit.

1805
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:20,340
And then another third of it went to

1806
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,660
the foundation repairs.

1807
01:23:23,660 --> 01:23:24,500
Right.

1808
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,740
So we had to fix the foundation and we needed,

1809
01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:28,260
I mean, fuck, that sucked.

1810
01:23:28,260 --> 01:23:29,100
Yeah.

1811
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:29,940
But it needed to happen.

1812
01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:32,540
And I'll tell you what, I'm glad we did it.

1813
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:33,380
Yeah.

1814
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,220
Because it's all good.

1815
01:23:34,220 --> 01:23:36,340
And again, the quality of life is better

1816
01:23:36,340 --> 01:23:38,300
and the foundation's fixed.

1817
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:39,140
Right.

1818
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:40,940
And the air conditions work shit, man.

1819
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:41,760
I mean-

1820
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:42,600
You gotta do it.

1821
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,440
And we have money in the bank now.

1822
01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:44,320
It's not much left.

1823
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:48,820
I think we might have 10, 12, $13,000 left.

1824
01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:49,660
Right.

1825
01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:52,120
But you know, I love it.

1826
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,560
No, it's all good.

1827
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,160
I mean, it makes sense.

1828
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:56,000
Wow, that flew.

1829
01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:57,940
It did.

1830
01:23:57,940 --> 01:23:59,180
The time flew.

1831
01:23:59,180 --> 01:24:00,500
Yeah, we zipped through this second half.

1832
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:01,700
I didn't even finish my drink.

1833
01:24:01,700 --> 01:24:02,540
I know, what are you doing?

1834
01:24:02,540 --> 01:24:04,420
You're about to crack open another bottle.

1835
01:24:06,820 --> 01:24:07,660
Really?

1836
01:24:07,660 --> 01:24:09,180
You didn't finish your Yellowstone?

1837
01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:11,820
Oh wait, yeah you did.

1838
01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:15,380
Good lord. It's gone.

1839
01:24:15,380 --> 01:24:16,220
Yeah, it's gone all right.

1840
01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:17,060
It's spicy.

1841
01:24:17,060 --> 01:24:18,140
It is spicy.

1842
01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:19,060
Yeah.

1843
01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:21,540
We were talking about how it burns your vulva.

1844
01:24:21,540 --> 01:24:22,380
And you just did it.

1845
01:24:22,380 --> 01:24:24,380
It just burned my vulva.

1846
01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:25,220
Yes.

1847
01:24:25,220 --> 01:24:27,180
My uvula.

1848
01:24:27,180 --> 01:24:28,020
Right.

1849
01:24:28,020 --> 01:24:29,100
Uvula.

1850
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:32,180
All right, well, thank you guys for listening tonight.

1851
01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:34,140
It's DudesLikeUs.us.

1852
01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:35,140
My name is Sean.

1853
01:24:35,140 --> 01:24:38,740
Signing out August 10th, second half of the show.

1854
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:41,780
It's always a little bit more vibrant and exciting

1855
01:24:41,780 --> 01:24:43,780
with our lava lamp jumping around,

1856
01:24:43,780 --> 01:24:46,060
splashing against each other.

1857
01:24:46,060 --> 01:24:46,900
Yes.

1858
01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:47,780
All right, I'm Jeff.

1859
01:24:47,780 --> 01:24:49,300
And I'm Paul.

1860
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:50,740
We'll see you guys next week.

1861
01:24:50,740 --> 01:25:09,860
eating.

1862
01:25:20,740 --> 01:25:22,800
you