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Like y'all.

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Just fresh-beard me,

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Scheinerbach.

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He's caressing Sean's breast over there.

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He's like, mine was very cold.

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Is that cold, bitch?

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It's alright.

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You ungrateful prick.

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Anyway, welcome to Dudes Like Us.

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God, I don't want this.

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This is way too cold.

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Dudes Like Us Part 2.

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And I'm Paul.

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I'm Jeff.

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And I'm Sean, and I'm fucking annoyed.

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And he's gay.

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At who?

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No, I'm not. I'm not happy right now.

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Why?

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You just gave you the iciest cold

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Scheinerbach in my cooler.

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You soaked my armpit.

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He caressed your side boob.

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Is that what it's called?

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You're so sensitive.

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It's hot.

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Unfortunately, we have...

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Broken Saddle Bourbon Whiskey is the backup whiskey today.

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Correct.

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However, the second whiskey of tonight is Jeff's choice.

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Yeah, this was my choice.

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It's called Blade and Bow.

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Well, Paul's already done and

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breaking into the backup.

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I gotta do it again. Ready?

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What a child.

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I know.

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Dude, who farted?

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Someone broke ass.

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Look at it. Look at his face.

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It was not me.

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That's ridiculous.

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So anyway, this is Blade and Bow.

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It's by the...

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It's one of the older ones.

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I finished mine before we even came upstairs.

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I know. You like poured four of them.

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Just one.

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And it's by the Stitzer Weller distillery.

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is this is a blend.

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original award winning, old school

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that they blend with this.

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where this is, you know,

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it's a blend of Bourbons.

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a rotational where they take...

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I'm gonna have to learn the Solara technique.

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I think I understand it, but I wouldn't be able to

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bourbon.

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It is not an M.G.P. bourbon.

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of bourbon distilled by the Stitzer Weller

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company and other straight

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bourbons. So they buy

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bourbons. I don't know if they necessarily say who they

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it's easy enough to drink.

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that 80 and 90 proof

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bourbons are very smooth and drinkable.

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things that are potent.

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I'm going with damaged.

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Great flavor. And you know when I smell this

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the usuals, right? The caramels, the brown sugars.

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I smell what you had for lunch today.

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You sick son of a bitch. That was you,

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wasn't it? I didn't do anything.

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ass? Yeah. It was

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smoky. No. I did have

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some lollipops. With some mustard.

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mustard. I've lost my appetite. That must be Paul

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with his flat wieners.

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I'm burnt off. I don't have a flat

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wiener. Your flat wiener

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National Hot Dog Day, which it is

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non-chodish.

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It's like a board deck.

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It's wrong. Prominently non-chodish.

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You make t-shirts.

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Mine looks like Bevos's

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What's his name? Bevos.

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Who? Bezos.

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It's a gigantic rocket.

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Fallas 1. It's ridiculous.

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All the competitors are coming out. They're making a new black one.

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gone out and looked at his rocket, it's

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ridiculous. Did you see Tucker Carlson

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last night? It's so ridiculously

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phallic. Did you see Tucker Carlson

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last night? No. Oh, he made so

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much fun of it. Oh, of course.

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effort to make the rocket look that ridiculously

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That was good. Anyway, this Bladenbow

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into more depth on it. It doesn't say what the

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system aging process. What is

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it's like a gigantic pyramid.

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what they do. They take the oldest

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barrel. Is it the oldest barrel? Just the one

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they take the... they bottle the whiskey.

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it's effective. It works. It is tasty.

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and the bottle shape, you know.

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It's just a wine bottle. Right. It's got damn good

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bourbon in it. Right.

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I mean, why not set yourself apart

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with not only the taste, but the

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bottle? And I tell you what, the bottle

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bottle. I like it. I like it.

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We went through, I don't know, not quite

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What do you say? The elbow? The shoulder?

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It's definitely below the shoulder.

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We demolished the shoulder there.

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It's like, tit high.

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Wait, whatever. Forget about it.

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You know, hey, look, there's

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drinks in there. We're fine. We're fine.

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Still plenty. And it's readily

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region. I already moved on to broken

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saddle since Jeff said we

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can't have any more of... Oh, because we

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were drinking it. That's not so

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broke back.

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of wieners. I didn't buy that.

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Whatever, man. You're drinking it.

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I don't even remember that one. Unbelievable.

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Broken back saddle.

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politics, but I do want to talk about

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this one little thing about California.

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they have laws that are passing

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that are allowing shoplifters

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they can, like it's steel,

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up to $1,000 and...

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It's $900. $900.

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wrong there. What they're saying is

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there's no point in jailing people who

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steal anything less than

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$1,000. Like why put them

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in prison? You see the narrative difference

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in what you just said?

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They're not allowing people to steal

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shoplift, you know.

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Are they arresting them?

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clog up the system with people

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that just do that? Just do that.

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Next thing you know, oh, it's $2,000.

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Now it's $5,000. Well, but no, but the point is

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businesses are going out of business.

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In yet another example of California's decline under

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Democratic leadership, two men were caught

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on film, casually walking out

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of a suburban Los Angeles, Texas,

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TJ Maxx, the store, while

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carrying armfuls of merchandise.

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And this is, you can see them.

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And they don't give a shit. They don't give a shit.

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Seven months after the LA

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District Attorney George Gascon

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announced that his office would no longer

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prosecute misdemeanor crimes

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against the shoplifting. Proposition 47.

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Basically, thefts under $950.

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And as soon as this starts to spread to the criminals,

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and it took a while, it was ridiculous,

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but it took a while for people to

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realize, you what? We can do what?

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We can steal less than $1,000

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and they're not going to prosecute?

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So basically what- And so now businesses are closing.

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Well, what's going to happen are these homeless people go,

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oh, I'm going to go steal $50 worth of food and eat

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really good tonight. Of course.

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I'm going to go get me a steak and

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some shiitake mushrooms and

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couscous. And you know what?

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scenario you just brought up. I mean, they didn't

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even run out.

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They just walked out. They didn't-

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Like, yeah, what are you going to do about it?

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And then I saw a video today of a guy carrying

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this- the biggest bag I've ever seen.

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I don't know what kind of bag that is.

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It wasn't a hockey bag. It was like

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some gigantic bag.

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He just loaded it. Fully loaded

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stuff. And they just kind of- and then the whole-

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they showed all the people standing around

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like knowing exactly what they were doing

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and watching them and filming them.

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And it didn't matter.

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So Sandos, who serves as Vice President

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of the LA Police Protective League,

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said she blames the incident on

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the Prop 47.

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It's a 2014 referendum

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that lowered criminal sentence. Of course it's the 14th.

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2014.

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If they're caught- That's when it got put in place?

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Yes. They're probably given

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the equivalent of a traffic ticket.

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So it's not taken seriously at all.

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Here's a $75 ticket for stealing

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$850 worth of shit.

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If you let these criminals think that they can go in

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and steal merchandise and steal things, what happens

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when someone tries to stop them?

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Well, they recall that Gus Gahn

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and the same DA- same DA

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who in April dissolved or down-side

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the city's hardcore gang and narcotics

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units ahead of a spike.

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he's the same DA that

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dissolved some of the

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police officers

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programs that had out for

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undercover cops to prevent some of the narcotics

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stuff. He dissolved all those.

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And then the murders started

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spiking up. Up to like 30%.

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That's really weird. That's what's happening across

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all these folks who

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have defunded the police. A 13

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year high

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in murders because of that.

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So you can walk into

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a Best Buy or

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Costco or whatever electronic store is

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out there and walk in with an $800

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TV. I mean this isn't a left or right

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thing. This is a policy thing.

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This is something the left is doing

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but I don't want to waste my time

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talking about what the left is doing.

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I want to talk about what they're doing.

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This little snapshot. This is

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bullshit. Imagine if you're- you know there are

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Walgreens. There's like 20,000 Walgreens

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in California. They're pulling out.

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Yeah, they're going to close. 21 of them

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in San Francisco closed.

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So now people that live there

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that want to go get their

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get their prescriptions.

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And they can't? Can't.

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They all closed. Because

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of that. Because of that.

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The loss of people shoplifting.

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It adds up.

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It adds up quick. Of course. $900 pop.

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so stupid. And you

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know what? Usually

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I would argue that there's

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a motive behind every

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stupid law.

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And again, what do I say over and

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over again on this podcast? It's about

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getting power

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and keeping power.

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That's what politicians care about. That's what

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99.999% of politicians

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care about. Getting power and keeping

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power. But on this one

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Well the criminals, are they

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a voting block? Exactly. What's the

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motivation behind this law?

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Overcrowding in jails.

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don't want to

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to incarcerate

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people that they think are not

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really petty theft.

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Oh big deal. Why are we locking

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them up? Petty theft. Whatever.

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I don't get it.

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If you go do there's no recourse. There's going to be no

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reason to stop. Of course.

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These people are just going to continue

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to rob and rob and rob and rob and rob.

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And all these stores are going to close.

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And all the people that live there are going to go like

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I'm going to move. Right. And it's going to affect

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the tax base. Well because Walgreens

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not there. You're not collecting taxes from them anymore.

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Well then guess what? Then you have an exodus out

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of the city. That's what I mean. And then property

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values plummet. That's what I mean.

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And then vacancies in apartments

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and condos and houses that are

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rental houses plummet. Yep.

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They skyrocket. I don't want to live there

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because all the stores are closed.

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Or I walk into a store

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and someone's stealing from it every

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day. I mean it's no different

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than the idiotic

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Portland protesters.

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Every single night

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they're out there

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firing fireworks and throwing

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frozen bottles at cops and doing all this kind of stuff.

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They get arrested and then they get let

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go with no charges. Over.

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There's no recourse. I mean literally the

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policemen. The repercussions.

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And literally the policemen

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are seeing the same people over

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and over and over again. They're starting to recognize

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them. And here they are again.

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Oh hey Judy. Yeah hey Judy.

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Are you going to throw another frozen water bottle at me?

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Yes I am. You pig.

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Yeah. Matt.

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Unbelievable.

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Hey Matt. Hey Judy. I will tell you something

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that's a positive spin about Biden.

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And I don't know how

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true this is. He likes ice cream.

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He was

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President Joe Biden appears at a CNN

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town hall at Mount St. Joseph

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University in Cincinnati

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Wednesday today.

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And President Biden defended his

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refusal to eliminate

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or reform the filibuster.

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Who did? Biden.

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He does not support it.

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Eliminating it? Yeah.

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I think that's a shift because of

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Because they have failed. They have failed.

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Yeah they don't want to be on the losing side.

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After Manchin?

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Defended his refusal to eliminate

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or reform the filibuster saying tweaks would

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create chaos in Congress

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and also slamming it as a

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relic of Jim Crow.

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Okay first off

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they were 100% for it when they

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thought they could defeat it.

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And then Manchin came along and said

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sorry not doing it. And another one

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that we were very proud of. Very courageous

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woman that

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I forget her name but she also said

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I'm not doing this. And then when they wouldn't

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budge despite the death threats

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and the ridiculous

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pressure they got

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they realized it wasn't going to happen.

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And so now they're like we're on the losing end of this.

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So we're going to go ahead and go on

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the winning side of this and be like oh yeah

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no we're not going to. Yeah the Republicans wanted to

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do this. Yeah yeah.

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No different than the

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No different than

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what was the other thing they turned the tables on?

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Defund the police. Defund the police.

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Now if they were talking about the Capitol

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they were talking about the Capitol police.

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To be fair.

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To be fair.

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To be fair.

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But they were talking about the

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Capitol police.

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Which was different than the rest of the country.

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Bullshit they're trying to spin it as if the whole

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narrative of defunding the police. I know.

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And it's ridiculous.

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It's so ridiculous.

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So the filibuster I think they probably

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also realize

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shit we're most likely

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going to lose the house. And we're going

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to need the filibuster.

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No kidding I didn't think about that.

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They've had their chance

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failed now they're like yeah screw it

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because we're going to need it.

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They're going to need it.

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Did we get an opportunity to talk about

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did we talk about the soccer game today?

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Yes they lost.

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Oh they kneeled.

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They kneeled and then lost. I wasn't sure if that was the

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They kneeled or knelt?

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Is it knelt? Knelt.

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Well you know.

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They kneeled. I don't know. They kneeled.

554
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
How do you spell knelt?

555
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
K-N-E-L-T. I think it's knelt.

556
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Is that a real word? K-N-E-L-T.

557
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Or is it kneeled?

558
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
I don't know. If the producer

559
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
had any clue what was going on right now.

560
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Is it a paladrome? He would look up the

561
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
I don't think

562
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
it's a paladrome. I think they're both correct.

563
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Is it kneeled or knelt

564
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Mr. High School

565
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Graduate? I kneeled in front

566
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
of the tombstone.

567
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Do they

568
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
kneeled in front of the king?

569
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Or they knelt in front of the king?

570
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Past tense of kneel.

571
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
And Bob.

572
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Is that who you are or what you do?

573
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Past tense of knelt.

574
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
I am right.

575
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Very good.

576
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Well screw you both.

577
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
So is there

578
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
is kneeled?

579
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Is somebody kneeled on their

580
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Did you make fun of them?

581
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
I am.

582
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
So kneeled is not a correct word?

583
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
No it isn't.

584
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
It's knelt.

585
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Thank you for once.

586
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
So what are you? You're 144 in one?

587
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I didn't claim either one of those.

588
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Yeah you did. You were like kneeled.

589
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
I don't want to hate on him.

590
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
But he just thinks he's so

591
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
I've never

592
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
called this out. You're the one who has a problem with it.

593
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Speaking of people

594
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
that are fucking shit up.

595
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
How about Lebron James?

596
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Lebron James is so fucking

597
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
movie that's failing.

598
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Look see?

599
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Kneeled is a past tense.

600
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Knelt is also a past tense.

601
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Well sure enough it's a tie.

602
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
So therefore I am correct across the board.

603
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
By the way

604
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I was on a 13 hour drive back in Colorado

605
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
and for at least an hour I tried to do that

606
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
freaking head

607
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Bob and Shelly made fun of me the whole time

608
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
because I was like I think I got it.

609
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
She's like no you don't.

610
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
And then the car

611
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
neighboring us just called the 911

612
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
actually having some sort of

613
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
heart attack. Because we don't have video

614
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
you'll never really know what's really happening

615
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
here. But Jeff's got

616
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
some sort of what would you call it?

617
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Like no vertebrae?

618
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Like some sort of neck deformity?

619
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
I don't know. Is it a neck deformity?

620
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
He's part Indian.

621
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
From the native land of India.

622
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Dude how

623
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
else can he do? He could totally walk

624
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
into a...

625
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
What are those smoke shops?

626
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
The what is it? The hookah lounge?

627
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
He could totally show up in the hookah lounge.

628
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
All white, gray hair, blue eyes

629
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
walking in. Hey how you doing? What is this guy

630
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
doing? And he does his little neck thing

631
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
and says oh he fits right in.

632
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
He could come on in. He walks in and get the

633
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
wait a second.

634
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
It's all the neck.

635
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
He's got our neck.

636
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
He's in. He's in.

637
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Anyway you have some

638
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
of the show. What was the show we talked about?

639
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Transylvania.

640
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
There's a part in when they're dancing.

641
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Yeah when they're dancing they do the neck thing.

642
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

643
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
We're in Transylvania.

644
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Transylvania. The cartoon.

645
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Isn't that vampires?

646
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
What's wrong with you?

647
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Hotel Transylvania.

648
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Hotel California?

649
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Hotel Transylvania.

650
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
It's a Pixar.

651
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Please tell me you guys have seen this.

652
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I saw it when the kids were like 10.

653
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Oh it's a fantastic movie.

654
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Is that with Eddie Murphy?

655
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
I don't know who it's in there. There it is right there.

656
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
These are great. I've never seen it.

657
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
You haven't? I've never seen it.

658
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Okay so the little girl.

659
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Hold on. I have seen it. You can shut up now.

660
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
No actually I don't think I have.

661
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
So which one does the neck?

662
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Well you have to watch it.

663
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
The mummy in the background that has no neck?

664
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
You're talking about a fucking cartoon.

665
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
What the hell? It's not even a real person.

666
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Because he does that. With his neck he does that.

667
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Okay.

668
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
I guess the point is the little

669
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
things they do mean something.

670
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
We totally went off topic here

671
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
because Paul did an hour

672
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
of neck shakes.

673
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
What were we talking about before the neck shake?

674
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Commander Cody.

675
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
No shit that was last show.

676
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
You wanted to talk about

677
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Lebron James.

678
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Oh Lebron.

679
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Actually it was more of you know

680
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
look this isn't a grinds my gear

681
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
moment but this does grind

682
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
my gears.

683
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
I sometimes

684
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
most of the time

685
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
I feel like

686
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
they shouldn't be doing like a movie

687
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
twice. It's kind of like Jumanji.

688
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
They came out with another Jumanji with The Rock.

689
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Okay at least

690
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
the second one was like

691
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
super creative compared to the first one.

692
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
I thought it worked.

693
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It did work but there's

694
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
no reason to trump

695
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Jumanji. They could have

696
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
came out with Jumanji colon

697
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
do do do do.

698
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
A new thing you know.

699
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Why steal Robin Williams

700
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
movie because he did

701
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
fantastically in that movie.

702
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
That was a great movie. And you know considering the

703
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
the effects

704
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
back then that were available

705
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
it was tremendous.

706
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
The animals running around and

707
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
The original Jumanji is one of my

708
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
favorite family movies.

709
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
The Clash of Titans.

710
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Why remake that?

711
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Clash of the Titans?

712
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Would you remake Star Wars?

713
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Maybe they will.

714
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
They may but I doubt it.

715
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
But my point is

716
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
is that

717
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
it's kind of like the Goldbusters

718
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Ghostbusters you know.

719
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
They had to have the female version of it.

720
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
And that was a flop.

721
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I never saw it.

722
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
And like the Wizard of Oz they came up with

723
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
some different version.

724
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
The Wiz.

725
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Actually that was good.

726
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Was that an African American version?

727
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Yes. Black version.

728
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
I don't know. Why would they do that?

729
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
It was back in the 70's I think when that came out.

730
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
I think we brought that up once before.

731
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
It was entertaining.

732
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
It was entertaining.

733
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
I'm sorry my mouth is stuck.

734
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
The bourbon is making me dry.

735
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
You're okay?

736
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
It was entertaining because they had Michael Jackson.

737
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
They had Diane Ross.

738
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
He's having a bourbon stroke.

739
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
They had another tap dancing dude.

740
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Like Flip Wilson?

741
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Was he one of them? Yeah I think he believed he was.

742
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
And then they have a tap dancer.

743
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Lou Rawls.

744
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
It was not Lou Rawls.

745
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Can you stop suggesting people?

746
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I don't care if they're right or not.

747
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Just stop.

748
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Remember the Flip Wilson show?

749
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
No. I have no idea who Flip Wilson is.

750
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
You didn't watch the Flip Wilson show?

751
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I don't want to know. Let's move on.

752
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
God why are we talking about the Wiz?

753
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
I don't know. We kind of bogged down on it last time too.

754
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Yes. We're not doing this.

755
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
You don't like...

756
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
You're implying.

757
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Gregory Hines is what I was thinking.

758
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Oh I love Gregory Hines.

759
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Oh the guy is amazing.

760
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
What was the show that had...

761
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Was he the skeleton? I'm sorry the scarecrow?

762
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
What was the show that he did that

763
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Phil Collins

764
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Yeah. Phil Collins.

765
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
No he did the music.

766
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
What was the music?

767
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
That was...

768
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Am I wrong about that?

769
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Look up Gregory Hines.

770
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Did he do the soundtrack for that?

771
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
That wasn't like Lionel Richie?

772
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
It might have been.

773
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
Gregory Hines, White Knights.

774
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
And Mikhail Baryshnikov.

775
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
And then I'm almost positive...

776
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
I pulled that out of my ass.

777
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Yeah very nice by the way.

778
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
That was a good dude.

779
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
But wasn't there... I'm pretty sure Phil Collins

780
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
did something to this soundtrack.

781
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Look up soundtrack to White Knights.

782
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
I saw it once and never went back to it.

783
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Oh yeah I saw it once and never went back to it.

784
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
The Wiz was Michael Jackson,

785
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Nipsey Russell, Ted Ross and Diana Ross.

786
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Oh we moved on. Nipsey Russell.

787
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
I was thinking Flip Wilson.

788
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Nipple Russell? No.

789
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Phil Collins and Marilyn Manson.

790
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
There we go. Separate Lives. Thank you.

791
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Damn. Robert Plant had one.

792
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Separate Lives was a good song.

793
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
It was a great song.

794
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Is that how it went?

795
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Hold on do it again.

796
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
No no please.

797
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
It was actually amazing what you just did.

798
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Do it again.

799
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Once a night?

800
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
That means you're going to do it every podcast?

801
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Please don't.

802
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
It's one thing to hear it,

803
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
it's another thing to see it.

804
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
He had like a minor convulsion.

805
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
We have to have a little bit of a

806
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
convulsion. We have to have video.

807
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
We have to watch this in action.

808
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
You got to get that vibrato.

809
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
How does Separate Lives even go?

810
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
I sang it.

811
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Do it again.

812
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Sean what about you?

813
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Separate Lives.

814
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
I don't remember.

815
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Alright pull your turn.

816
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Separate Lives.

817
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
That was beatbox and rattle.

818
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
How does that song go?

819
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Just play the damn song.

820
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Play Separate Lives so we can move on.

821
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
God this is podcast.

822
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Separate Ways? Isn't that where it's like a Journey song?

823
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
That's the Journey song.

824
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
That's not the same thing.

825
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Anyway it's Phil...

826
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Who's Marilyn Manson?

827
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Marilyn Martin.

828
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Who's Marilyn Martin?

829
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Separate Lives was like...that was a very popular song.

830
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
It was a very popular song.

831
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Here it is.

832
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
He disappeared.

833
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Marilyn Martin?

834
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Phil Collins.

835
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Okay I don't know what's happening.

836
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I don't hear any.

837
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Alright louder.

838
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Okay here we go.

839
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Oh my god I'm going to start crying.

840
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Oh Tito.

841
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
I forgot how amazing this song is.

842
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Where are the lyrics?

843
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Leaving me so soon.

844
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000
And that you miss me sometimes.

845
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000
When you're whacking alone in your room.

846
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Alright Mr. Producer.

847
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Wow you know the words?

848
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
He knows words like all these songs.

849
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
What the hell?

850
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
See he couldn't sing it.

851
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
He couldn't sing it three minutes ago.

852
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Ask me how I feel.

853
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
How I feel.

854
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
I like this song.

855
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
That reminds me...

856
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
I was not a White Nights fan.

857
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Me neither.

858
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Anyway I remember the song that was very popular on the radio.

859
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
It was a good song but the movie...

860
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Maybe it was because I was my age and it was a drama with ballet.

861
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
And because you're not gay.

862
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Was that a gay movie?

863
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Well I don't know.

864
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Right now this became a gay podcast.

865
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
So...

866
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
I don't know.

867
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
I mean gay is not homosexual, gay is not happy.

868
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
It felt gay to me.

869
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
You guys were duetting it.

870
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
We were duetting it.

871
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
I'll sing it. I don't care.

872
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I love that confidence.

873
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
That masculinity.

874
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
I'll take that song and I'll throw it on the ground.

875
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Do you ever see that masculinity just fighting through right now?

876
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaking of movies that got remade.

877
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Did they remake the Blues Brothers with John Goodman?

878
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
And Dan Aykroyd since John Blue she's dead?

879
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Are they going to?

880
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
No they did.

881
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Did they?

882
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
The Blues Brothers 2000 I think it's called.

883
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Oh yeah yeah yeah you're right.

884
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
And it's just a rip off.

885
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Why wouldn't they have done that with Jim Belushi?

886
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Good question.

887
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I don't know.

888
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Did you know that Jim Belushi was on SNL?

889
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
His brother?

890
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Jim was?

891
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Yes.

892
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Why do you think he opted out of that?

893
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
No he got booted.

894
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Apparently the story was.

895
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
I think it was in a fight.

896
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:22,000
So he squared off with Lauren Michaels or somebody?

897
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
No he squared off with a producer before Lauren Michaels.

898
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
And he threw, they got into a fight or something.

899
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
He threw something at him.

900
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
And then he got booted off the show.

901
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
And then he came back begging for his job.

902
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
And the guy gave him a second chance.

903
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
And he was on there for a little while longer.

904
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
And then Lauren Michael came in and

905
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
cleared house with everybody.

906
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
He got let go with a bunch of other people.

907
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
But Jim Belushi,

908
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
yeah, John Belushi's brother was on SNL.

909
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
I never knew that.

910
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
And I love Jim Belushi.

911
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I love his show, his sitcom.

912
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Something about Jim or something like that?

913
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

914
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Great show.

915
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
And we had a couple of great movies too.

916
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
He was on Trading Places.

917
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
He was the ape on Trading Places.

918
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
The ape?

919
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Yeah remember he wore a gorilla outfit?

920
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
No.

921
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
You don't remember that? That's Jim Belushi.

922
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Was he in Turner and Hooch?

923
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
No.

924
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
That was Tom Hanks.

925
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
My wife told me that Disney is coming out with a Turner and Hooch

926
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
TV show.

927
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
I wouldn't mind that. That's a great movie.

928
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
The movie was good.

929
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Tom Hanks in his younger days, I mean in his older days as well

930
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
he's good. But in his younger days

931
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
especially entertaining.

932
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Like the Money Pit.

933
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Did you see him in Boos and Buddies?

934
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Yeah I think he got a start.

935
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Yeah Boos and Buddies was one of his first sitcoms

936
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
but it was kind of weird.

937
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
They dressed up like women to live in a women's

938
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
apartment.

939
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
That's not weird is it?

940
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Did the show go gay again?

941
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Really? It was weird.

942
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
I mean it was funny though.

943
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
They dressed up like women.

944
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Because they wanted to live in a women's only apartment.

945
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Because the rent was good

946
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
or something like that.

947
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Or they couldn't find any place.

948
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
So him and his roommate dressed up like women

949
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
and got an apartment.

950
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Of course they had to wear the wigs and the dresses

951
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
and the fake boobs.

952
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Of course he falls in love with the

953
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
blonde bombshell and

954
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
goes sideways.

955
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
So he's doing the Tootsie thing?

956
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Yeah. Him and Peter Scallara

957
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
were the women.

958
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
He's acting like a woman and he at some point has to come out

959
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
that he's not a woman. He's a guy.

960
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
That's Tootsie right?

961
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
With Dustin Hoffman.

962
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
I saw that once.

963
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
That's a great movie.

964
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Don't.

965
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Don't eh that movie.

966
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
That's a great movie.

967
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
It's a very mature movie.

968
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
And the girl in that movie is hot.

969
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Terry Gar?

970
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
No. It's not.

971
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
It's absolutely not Terry Gar.

972
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
What movie was she in?

973
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
She was in

974
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Mr. Mom.

975
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
That could be. She was in Mr. Mom.

976
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
That was another good movie.

977
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
That's a great movie.

978
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Terry Gar. There she is. Thank you.

979
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I have no idea what she looks like these days.

980
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
She was in

981
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
I liked her a lot.

982
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
But she was not

983
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
What was the movie you just said that you thought she was in?

984
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Tootsie. No.

985
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
She's not in Tootsie. Look at Tootsie.

986
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
I recognize Terry Gar from somewhere.

987
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
You know what's weird about Tootsie? The girl

988
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
who played in Tootsie was not

989
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
didn't do any other movies that

990
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I know of. Well that's because there was a guy.

991
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
His name is Dustin Hoffman. Oh shut up.

992
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Look up Tootsie please.

993
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
T-O-T-S-I-E

994
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
T-O-O-T

995
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Totsie. Hot-see-totsie. Not hot-see-totsie.

996
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Okay.

997
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Look up the girl in that. Oh. You know who that is?

998
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
That's uh

999
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
That's Dustin Hoffman. No. That's Jessica Lang.

1000
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Jessica Lang played as Julie.

1001
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
She was in a bunch of things. Yes. You're right.

1002
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
She was in King Kong.

1003
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
I backtrack. I didn't realize it was her.

1004
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
She was such a hottie in that movie.

1005
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Yeah. She's pretty.

1006
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
She was in the TV show

1007
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
American Horror Story here.

1008
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
What was that noise?

1009
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Did you just fart?

1010
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
No. I didn't fart. You make a noise like you farted?

1011
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
I don't like that. Oh. Okay.

1012
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Well don't. That's just. Jessica Lang.

1013
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I did not realize that.

1014
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Yeah. I thought she was a cutesy back in

1015
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
King Kong days. Yeah. Well that's

1016
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
okay. I'm going to take that back.

1017
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
She's been in a million movies.

1018
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
And immensely successful.

1019
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Because everybody knows who Jessica Lang is.

1020
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Obviously you didn't. You thought she was

1021
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
one and done. I know.

1022
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
I did. I didn't. I'm an idiot.

1023
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
She's the original King Kong.

1024
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Well Tutsi came out a long time ago. 1982.

1025
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
It was such a good movie.

1026
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
That's probably why I was 13 when I went to see it.

1027
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I don't know.

1028
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
I just love the scene where

1029
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
remember her father.

1030
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Jessica Lang's father in that movie

1031
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
starts to become attracted to Dustin Hoffman

1032
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
as Tutsi. I don't remember anything about that.

1033
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
I do. And it's a good movie.

1034
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
And then he is incredibly embarrassed

1035
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
because he came on to her

1036
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
and wanted to marry her.

1037
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
And he was rebuffing her as a she.

1038
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Was rebuffing him the whole time.

1039
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
And then when he

1040
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
came out as a guy

1041
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
it incredibly

1042
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
embarrassed Jessica Lang's father.

1043
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
And then they went to a bar.

1044
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
And he was trying to tell him

1045
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
I'm in love with your daughter.

1046
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
And yet it was the father that was in love

1047
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
with her, him.

1048
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Right. And so he

1049
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
sits down with him in a bar

1050
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
and they have a beer

1051
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
and he's like get away from me. But he's like

1052
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
listen.

1053
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
And he buries the hatchet.

1054
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
He's like listen I

1055
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
did that to get a job. I never wanted you

1056
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
to like blah blah blah.

1057
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
And he

1058
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
tells him I'm in love with your daughter.

1059
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
It's a great movie.

1060
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Sounds like it. Yeah watch it again.

1061
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Whatever. You guys suck.

1062
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I'm sorry I'm back.

1063
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Did I miss anything? Yeah you missed everything.

1064
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Well you're researching.

1065
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Okay we're losing people

1066
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
left and right. Next topic. I think it was your

1067
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Tootsie story. Well there's some unfortunate

1068
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
stuff I want to try. They had

1069
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
you know so. Your Tootsie story?

1070
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
You know the. I remember when I dressed up as your

1071
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
woman. The view. The

1072
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
what? Who's that bitch on the. I know there's

1073
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
a bunch on her. Whoopi? Joy?

1074
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Joy. Joy Behard. She

1075
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
went off today.

1076
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yeah the view. She went off today

1077
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
She watches that.

1078
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
She's despicable.

1079
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Paul Rand and the Fauci incident.

1080
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
I haven't seen this yet.

1081
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
She spewed off a bunch

1082
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
of air riddled

1083
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
comments that were just

1084
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
absolutely false. You know

1085
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
about what Paul

1086
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
was saying. To Fauci. Rand Paul.

1087
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Rand Paul yep.

1088
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Yeah because they squared off multiple times now.

1089
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
The latest one I guess

1090
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
was pretty good. I haven't seen any

1091
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
footage of it. Was it good?

1092
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I love that Rand Paul's

1093
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
like not putting up with his shit. He knows he's a

1094
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
fraud and he's calling him out on it.

1095
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
He's a freaking senator man. A senator

1096
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
in the United States and he's like. He's a doctor.

1097
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And a doctor. And a doctor.

1098
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
And he's like you're full of shit.

1099
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
And he's calling him out on it. I love it.

1100
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
So what happened this last time?

1101
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Well what did Joy do?

1102
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Well that and both.

1103
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
She basically was saying a bunch of stuff that wasn't true.

1104
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Right.

1105
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
She's ignorant. She's so ignorant.

1106
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
What Rand was doing was he was saying

1107
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
he was trying to say. He was trying to get him to

1108
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
admit that he lied under oath.

1109
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
When he was saying did you or did you not contribute to

1110
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
the Wuhan lab? Right.

1111
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Under the NIH or whatever that is.

1112
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Did you or did you not?

1113
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
He wouldn't answer it.

1114
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
He's speaking cryptically.

1115
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
So he answers half a question

1116
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
so that it's correct. Wow.

1117
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Dude he's totally dodging it.

1118
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
And everyone can see it. And he's writing a book.

1119
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
I mean really that's all you need to know guys.

1120
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Is that going to get released?

1121
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Did it get released? I don't know.

1122
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
It did get pulled.

1123
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
At least temporarily. So ridiculous.

1124
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Until this blows over and then they'll release it.

1125
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
They're still making money. They got fucking

1126
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Fauci dolls out there.

1127
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
How does the head of the medical blah

1128
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
blah blah that's pushing a vaccine

1129
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
for the safety of America

1130
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
write a book?

1131
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Really? And then Como

1132
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Como writes a book.

1133
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Andrew Como writes a book.

1134
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
All these idiots. I mean

1135
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
can't you just see right through the hypocrisy

1136
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
and the bullshit? They're writing

1137
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
books to get rich. The media cannot.

1138
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
The libs cannot.

1139
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
They can't see through it. They eat that shit up.

1140
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
It's nauseating.

1141
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Anyone in Emmy remember that?

1142
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yeah. Well you saw who got Emmy nominated.

1143
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I think we talked about this was

1144
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Stacey Abrams.

1145
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
For her two minutes

1146
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
of voice work on

1147
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
some TV show. Right. An Emmy

1148
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
nomination. Who did?

1149
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Stacey Abrams. I did not hear that.

1150
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Yeah. So she's going to get nominated as well.

1151
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
She did get nominated for an Emmy. I mean it's absolutely

1152
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
retarded. Oh that's beyond

1153
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
retarded. And it was for like two minutes

1154
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
of voice work. Did Como have to give his back?

1155
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
No. Of course not. I would tell you what if I were

1156
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
there. If I were the other actors out there

1157
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I'd be pissed. Okay well hold on.

1158
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
That was a different category.

1159
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
What category was it?

1160
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Asshole? I think it was

1161
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
the asshole category. Did they create a

1162
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
category for this? What is the...

1163
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Mr. Producer look that up. What is the

1164
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
category for what Andrew Como

1165
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
won an Emmy for?

1166
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Look up. Andrew

1167
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Como Emmy. There he is

1168
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
right there. Yeah. What did he win an

1169
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Emmy for? I think it was

1170
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
like real news or some bullshit

1171
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
like that. Two

1172
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Emmys. Yeah. There you go. Okay.

1173
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
What did he win? Okay.

1174
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
There you go. Click on that one.

1175
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
For his masterful

1176
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
COVID-19 briefing. Yeah but what's the

1177
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
category of Emmys?

1178
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Emmys was always like an acting thing.

1179
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
It's the International Emmy Founders

1180
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Award. Is what it is.

1181
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Awarded its International Emmy

1182
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Founders Award to a real politician

1183
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
who is currently in office.

1184
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
So it really doesn't mean

1185
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
anything. It means nothing.

1186
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Except that he got honored in some

1187
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
way and it's on his mantle.

1188
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
God. It's so ridiculous.

1189
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Meanwhile he's being sued

1190
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
or being...

1191
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Having hearings for over 20

1192
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
women that he sexually molested.

1193
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Is that still going on? It's still going on.

1194
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
It's not in the news anymore.

1195
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
It's still going on.

1196
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Insane. We live in an

1197
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
insane world guys.

1198
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Unbelievable. Yeah.

1199
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
And I kind of want to quickly touch on

1200
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
the... that's real big in the news

1201
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
right now are the Texas Democrats

1202
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
who fled

1203
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Texas and abandoned their job.

1204
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
The super spedders?

1205
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
So they left and of course

1206
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I think we all know that

1207
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
they've got the pictures they took to Private Jane

1208
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
and they're all maskless.

1209
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
They're on the bus with their

1210
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Miller Lite and they're all smiling

1211
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
at parties and the shit and

1212
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
now they're I think

1213
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
up to six have been supposedly

1214
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
have COVID now.

1215
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Alright but let's put this in perspective.

1216
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Hilarious. Hilarious. When they say

1217
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
it's just like anything. I can get COVID

1218
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
I could be atypical.

1219
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I don't show any symptoms whatsoever.

1220
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I mean they may be the same way.

1221
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
So when you say... when someone says

1222
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
oh I got COVID. What the fuck does that

1223
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
really mean? I mean does that mean you're sick?

1224
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
What I want to hear is

1225
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
oh six of them are

1226
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
are ill

1227
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
because of COVID. That's what I want to hear.

1228
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I don't give a shit where they have COVID.

1229
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Are they underrated?

1230
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
You want them to be ill?

1231
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
No. No.

1232
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
If you're going... look

1233
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
you can have COVID

1234
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
and show no symptoms.

1235
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Okay we've already talked about this.

1236
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Over 95% of people

1237
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
don't show any symptoms.

1238
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
So that's my point. So are they

1239
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
sick or are they not sick?

1240
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
They're not sick. They just tested

1241
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
positive for COVID. So the fuck what?

1242
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Well because I could test positive

1243
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
for alcohol. Yeah but now they need to...

1244
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
And you will every day. Now they need to quarantine

1245
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
for 14 days. Couple times a week.

1246
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
So now is

1247
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
it a ploy

1248
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
to make them stay longer in D.C.

1249
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
for two weeks while they quarantine? Well that's

1250
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
what... people were claiming that

1251
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
they were lying that they tested

1252
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
positive. Right? But then

1253
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
the problem with that is

1254
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
they met with Kamala

1255
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Harris. They met with

1256
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Pelosi. They met with a number of people.

1257
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
So if you're going to pull the bullshit

1258
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
that you tested positive

1259
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
and you didn't, you now have a

1260
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
PR nightmare on your hands.

1261
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Because people are freaking out about this

1262
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
virus. Right? Mask and

1263
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
social distancing and

1264
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
freaking out. And now suddenly

1265
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
the entire government is going to fall

1266
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
apart because Pelosi has been

1267
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
exposed and

1268
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Kamala Harris has been exposed.

1269
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
So is it real or not? Right?

1270
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Yeah that's the thing. Is it real or not? Right.

1271
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Because Kamala Harris met with them

1272
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
and then immediately went on to

1273
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
meet with somebody else.

1274
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
And she was maskless

1275
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
when she did. Right?

1276
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
So then there was this...

1277
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Well she's vaccinated so it doesn't matter.

1278
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
But does it?

1279
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
So that's the whole thing.

1280
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
They're kind of like well we understand

1281
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
that you've already

1282
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
had your shot.

1283
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
But what about the people that have already had the

1284
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
virus? And they've got

1285
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
the antibodies. Isn't that better than the shot?

1286
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Isn't the shot supposed to prepare you

1287
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
so that you can fight it?

1288
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Well so are antibodies.

1289
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
You received it and you've already gotten

1290
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
over it. You have antibodies to

1291
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
fight it. So what's the sense of

1292
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
getting the fucking shot if you're going to get the virus?

1293
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Right. And that's

1294
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
exactly the argument that Cruz

1295
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
and Rand Paul...

1296
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I mean they're all saying... Well there's no proof that

1297
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
just because you have the antibodies that's going to

1298
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
prevent you from getting it. Well there's no proof

1299
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
that I'm going to get the virus...

1300
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
the vaccine that I'm not going to get it. That's right.

1301
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
So what the fuck? Well so they've been

1302
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
selling this vaccine so

1303
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
heavy handed, right?

1304
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Like you have to get it

1305
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
because it's for the safety of the country.

1306
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
But you still need to wear a mask.

1307
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Yeah.

1308
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
And that's what Rand Paul and Cruz

1309
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
and all these other guys are arguing. They're like, okay...

1310
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
They're saying it's because

1311
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
you don't know for sure

1312
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
who has had the test and who hasn't.

1313
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
So they're just saying, you know what? Because we

1314
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
don't know. Everyone's going to wear one.

1315
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
The bottom line is... It is wrong.

1316
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
The bottom line is about the government having control

1317
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
forever.

1318
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
It's a lot worse than some of

1319
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
these other countries. Like in Canada,

1320
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
there's a guy that walked to

1321
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
the grocery store.

1322
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
And on the way to the grocery store,

1323
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
he was walking. He took his mask off.

1324
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
No one around him in the middle of a fucking

1325
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
park sidewalk. They pounced on him.

1326
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
No.

1327
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
He was reported.

1328
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
And then hours later,

1329
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
they went to his house and arrested

1330
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
him.

1331
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Oh man.

1332
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Nazi Germany, baby.

1333
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Unbelievable. This was in Canada.

1334
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Socialist Canada. Yeah.

1335
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
That's Nazi Germany. Trudeau.

1336
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
I'm telling you. That's exactly what they were doing

1337
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
in the mid-30s.

1338
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
They broke into his

1339
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
house because his mom

1340
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
was... I'm not letting you in.

1341
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
And so they broke into the house.

1342
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Are you 100% sure this is

1343
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
real? I'm 1000% because you

1344
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
saw the actual footage.

1345
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
The lady was

1346
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
talking the whole time. The mom.

1347
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
She was just like, here's what's going on. He went

1348
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
for a walk. He went to the store. On the way to the store,

1349
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
he took his mask off when there was no one around

1350
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
because he was walking through a park.

1351
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
And then he put his mask back on when

1352
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
he approached people. Someone reported

1353
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
him and then they came and arrested

1354
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
him. Like two or

1355
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
three hours later after he had got back home.

1356
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Didn't really know what the hell was going on. He was like, what's going on?

1357
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Well, it all starts with the

1358
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Nancy that reported his ass.

1359
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
That's what I'm talking about. Nazi

1360
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Germany. They were telling people, they were telling

1361
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
kids to report on their parents.

1362
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
They were telling neighbors to report on

1363
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
their neighbors. They were telling people

1364
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
to

1365
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
rat people out. I think they started

1366
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
to go down that path here in the US.

1367
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
If you see someone out,

1368
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
report them. And it backfired.

1369
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Don't try to do that shit.

1370
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
And they're like, no. I think

1371
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
some of the liberal cities tried to do that.

1372
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Report. I think

1373
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
who's the shit hole mayor of New

1374
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
York? Shit hole

1375
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
mayor of New York. What's his name?

1376
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
De Blasio.

1377
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
He set up a hotline.

1378
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Yes. Report him.

1379
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
And he started to get all kinds of pranks.

1380
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Everyone's calling in to get pranks.

1381
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Yes, that was great. People made fun

1382
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
of it. Yeah. So they had to

1383
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
stop it. I love it.

1384
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
I love it. US, it's great. All good.

1385
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
All good with that.

1386
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
The pansy folks up there in the north.

1387
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
You know what we haven't done?

1388
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
What happened? We were supposed to be doing? Shots of beer.

1389
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
We were

1390
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
supposed to go to the Frisco

1391
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Fighters indoor football.

1392
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Yeah, we've done that zero times. I think we've missed our chance.

1393
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
No, they're going to make the playoffs.

1394
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
So there's opportunity. Okay, we have t-shirts.

1395
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
We have t-shirts. We have to go.

1396
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
We have stickers. We have stickers.

1397
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
We have stickers? I haven't worn my t-shirt.

1398
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Paul, have you worn yours? No.

1399
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
I haven't either. It's sitting in my closet

1400
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
ready to go. Mine's in my closet as well.

1401
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Have you tried on your t-shirt?

1402
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
I tried it on. Oh.

1403
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
You tried it on. I didn't like wear it out.

1404
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
What does that mean? Are you claiming that like

1405
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
it doesn't fit? What if like

1406
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
your belly button's hanging out? I'm just saying.

1407
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Mine's crisp.

1408
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
But that sounded like a challenge.

1409
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I bought you a double XL. Did it fit?

1410
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
What a

1411
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
dick comment. Did you try it on?

1412
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
It may not fit.

1413
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
That's so shitty.

1414
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
He was like, I wore my t-shirt the other day.

1415
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
And you and I were like, what? You don't remember that?

1416
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
No. He totally said, oh, I wore it.

1417
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
I said, we have t-shirts. He said, yeah, I wore mine the other day.

1418
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
No, no, no. You did not say try it on.

1419
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
You said I wore it the other day.

1420
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
No, no, no.

1421
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
He said he wore it.

1422
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
You wore your triple XL?

1423
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
No. Quadex.

1424
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
He wore his quintuple

1425
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
tent.

1426
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
His octuple.

1427
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Your fighter's

1428
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
mu-mu. His deca-ballard.

1429
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
So when are we going to

1430
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
go see that? Because I think the season ends.

1431
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Did you hear your fart?

1432
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
I didn't fart.

1433
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
And whenever I did burp, I said it was Sean.

1434
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yes, you did.

1435
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
And you burped several times.

1436
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
You know what's hilarious?

1437
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
I'm going to be totally honest.

1438
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
We were driving back and we played probably

1439
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
three of them.

1440
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
And we couldn't finish the third one because

1441
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Shelly

1442
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
started getting mad at me for my

1443
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
cursing.

1444
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I'll finish that story in a second.

1445
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
But anyway, so I mean, we're getting tired.

1446
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
We've been driving for nine hours.

1447
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I'm like, I'm listening to the podcast, blah, blah, blah.

1448
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Anyway, you

1449
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
apparently went on a string where

1450
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
you didn't let

1451
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Jeff finish

1452
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
like four stories in a row.

1453
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
And Shelly

1454
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
goes, Sean is

1455
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
so annoying!

1456
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
I had to laugh out loud.

1457
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
It was funny. But anyway, so.

1458
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh, because I derailed it.

1459
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Yeah, you were derailing Jeff

1460
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
over and over and over again.

1461
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
And of course, I was too.

1462
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
We all do it.

1463
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
And that's why I told Shelly, I was like, listen,

1464
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
we all talk over each other all the time.

1465
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
How about those hot dogs? Let's go back to hot dogs.

1466
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
National Hot Dog Day.

1467
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
And according to National Hot Dog Day,

1468
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
the Sausage Council

1469
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Americans will be consuming the

1470
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
infamous little red tubes of meat.

1471
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Now I can't finish my story.

1472
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
The council estimates that over seven

1473
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
billion hot dogs will be eaten by

1474
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Americans between Memorial Day and

1475
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Memorial Day.

1476
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
I thought that if you

1477
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
watch Food Inc.

1478
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
There are people that say if you watch that,

1479
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
you will never eat another hot dog.

1480
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Is it Food Inc.?

1481
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Is it Food Inc.?

1482
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
There's some show that, like, if you knew how hot dogs

1483
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
were made, blah, blah, blah.

1484
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Hot dogs have lips and assholes in them.

1485
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
I know that. And is it really that grotesque

1486
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
that you would never eat another hot dog?

1487
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
The lips of what?

1488
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Lips and assholes of pigs and cows.

1489
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Depends what kind you get.

1490
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Chicken wieners, pork wieners, beef wieners.

1491
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Okay, so obviously you guys haven't watched

1492
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
whatever they're talking about.

1493
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
No. Why?

1494
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Well, I agree with you. So I stop eating food?

1495
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
I thought it was Food.inc.

1496
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Alright, so what's the deal?

1497
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
So you rip it on the hot dogs?

1498
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
I mean, there's an acceptable amount of rat shit

1499
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
in hot dogs, too. And peanut butter.

1500
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
I'm sure. Oh, I love hot dogs.

1501
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
What's up with peanut butter? Brother, I've never

1502
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
heard you say that before. I don't care how many videos

1503
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
I make about eating hot dogs. I'm watching.

1504
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
I'm eating hot dogs. Period.

1505
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Yeah, it's green and they have to grind it until it emulsifies.

1506
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah, but what if you get like the other...

1507
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,000
I call them other in a Hail Mary thinking that

1508
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
hopefully these other hot dogs I've been purchasing

1509
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,000
aren't the same. So I mean, what about these like all beef hot dogs?

1510
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
All beef is good. I think all beef is good.

1511
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:10,000
It's better. But I think those Hebrew nationals

1512
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,000
are even better. I like Nathan's. Nathan's are tasty.

1513
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Nathan's? Yeah, that's what the hot dogs...

1514
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:22,000
But aren't those like the mutt of hot dogs, meaning it's got pork, beef and...

1515
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,000
No, Nathan's is famous. That's what the hot dog eating contest...

1516
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I've never even heard of that one.

1517
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Nathan, well Kruger has it. Tom Thumb has it.

1518
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
I've never heard of it.

1519
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
But they have everything. It's like chicken, pork, and beef.

1520
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
What about them? Why are they so special?

1521
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000
They're beef franks. No, they're good.

1522
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Okay, well hold on. Are they better than other hot dogs?

1523
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Well, they've got Angus beef hot dogs.

1524
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I like them better than... I've never had the Hebrew.

1525
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Are you talking about taste? Are you talking about healthy?

1526
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Like no nitrates, no bullshit, no fillers?

1527
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
No, I don't know about that. They taste good.

1528
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Okay, so you're going 100% on taste.

1529
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Joey Jaws, chestnut, wins the 2021 Nathan's famous

1530
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.

1531
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
He did 76. Time out.

1532
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
So the guy that won the contest opened...

1533
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
He started his own hot dog brand.

1534
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
No. Nathan.

1535
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
No. Nathan's has been around...

1536
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
What are you talking about?

1537
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
The guy that won the hot dog contest, his name is not Nathan?

1538
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
It's Joey Chestnut.

1539
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Joey Chestnut. I'm sorry.

1540
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Joey Jaws chestnut. Come on, get it right.

1541
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Nathan's is the hot dog that they eat.

1542
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
For the contest? For the contest, yes.

1543
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
I'm so sorry.

1544
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
He had 76 in 10 minutes.

1545
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
I'm so sorry for making you guys so mad.

1546
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
God. I'm trying to be a contributing member here.

1547
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,000
You say you're the foil, but you're more like the body.

1548
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
I am the foil.

1549
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
I'm going to try the Hebrews.

1550
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,000
This podcast would fall apart without me wrapping it in my foil.

1551
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,000
I'm going to try the Hebrews next time I get a hankering for a hot dog.

1552
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
It's good. That's all we eat.

1553
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Does it have a skin on it?

1554
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
It has no skin.

1555
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
No sheath?

1556
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
It has a sheep thin skin.

1557
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Lamb skin.

1558
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
It's a skin hot dog.

1559
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
You can feel everything.

1560
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Is it ribbed?

1561
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
It's ribbed.

1562
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
It's a ribbed hot dog.

1563
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
It feels fantastic.

1564
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
You guys are terrible.

1565
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
What do you mean?

1566
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
I'm not a huge fan of hot dogs.

1567
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
I was growing up.

1568
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
The Costco dog is good.

1569
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
I ate the shit out of the hot dog and it was fantastic.

1570
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
$1.50 for a drink and a hot dog.

1571
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
It's a massive hot dog.

1572
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:38,000
My body said, hey man, that ain't cool.

1573
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:44,000
You just introduced your system to chemicals galore.

1574
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Your body has to process that.

1575
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
My body said, go back and get another one.

1576
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
My body did not.

1577
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
It was a quarter pound hot dog.

1578
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Have you had the slice of pizza over there?

1579
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
The slices of pizza are huge.

1580
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
They're like 28 inches in diameter.

1581
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
They're super thick.

1582
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,000
They're thick and they have very large slices.

1583
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,000
They look amazing, but I heard they're like 2200 calories.

1584
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
One slice?

1585
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
No.

1586
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
One slice?

1587
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
No.

1588
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
One slice is not 2200 calories.

1589
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
I saw that on the board.

1590
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
That's for the entire pizza.

1591
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000
It's like $50,000 for the whole pizza.

1592
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:34,000
How much is a Big Mac or an Ultimate Cheeseburger?

1593
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
That's massive.

1594
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
I might be wrong.

1595
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
I'm not good with math.

1596
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Plus you get dough, tomatoes.

1597
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Look up Costco pizza, Mr. Producer.

1598
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
God, what's he doing over there?

1599
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
I don't know.

1600
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
What are we paying him for?

1601
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Anyway, you were telling a story about the drive home

1602
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
listening to the podcast.

1603
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,000
So Shelly was mad because I was derailing the program repeatedly.

1604
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,000
I wish she would shut the fuck up.

1605
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Well, first off, she didn't like all the burping and belching.

1606
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,000
But did she know sincerely that that wasn't me?

1607
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
All of it?

1608
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Of course she did.

1609
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
You just say that and I can tell by the look on your face.

1610
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Of course she absolutely knew that was all you.

1611
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,000
It was me and it was you and it was Jeff and it was all of us.

1612
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
She was like, oh my God, Sean.

1613
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:28,000
And I was like, no, honey, we're all doing that.

1614
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
And she goes, you guys need to stop doing that.

1615
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
And then she had all sorts of opinions.

1616
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
It is excessive.

1617
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
And she had all sorts of opinions.

1618
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,000
You guys should have, you should do your research before you blah, blah, blah.

1619
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
And all the things that we've already talked about.

1620
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
You should have a list of topics and be prepared.

1621
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
You're not prepared at all.

1622
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
We do have topics.

1623
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
We go everywhere.

1624
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:54,000
And I tell her, I tell her this is about entertainment.

1625
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
This is about making people laugh.

1626
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Now, at some point, if we want to get really serious with this podcast and we want to like the topic, the one topic of next podcast is this, then we'll do that.

1627
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
And we get a contract from Spotify for a hundred million dollars.

1628
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
One hundred and thirty million.

1629
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
We have to beat the rogues.

1630
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Yes. But I told her, listen, I get it.

1631
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
We get it.

1632
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
But you know what?

1633
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,000
To your point, Sean, earlier tonight, you were saying we're going to have to add a second night, right?

1634
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
We're going to have to add a second night.

1635
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:32,000
We're going to have to we're going to have to add a second night to brainstorm and to plan and to this.

1636
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,000
And we don't have a staff to pregame.

1637
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Yeah, we don't.

1638
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
I don't know about you guys. I don't have a staff.

1639
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
You guys don't have a staff.

1640
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
We don't have a team that puts this shit together.

1641
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Right.

1642
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,000
We don't have a staff to that looks like Bezos, like a staff Bezos rocket.

1643
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
It looks like a staff.

1644
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Oh, you said staff.

1645
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
You said staff.

1646
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
I said both tech staff.

1647
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
You know, you see my point?

1648
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I mean, if we want to add a second night to the week.

1649
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
All right.

1650
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Kentucky bourbon.

1651
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Well, we need to do the same once the CNC gets to a hundred proof broken saddle.

1652
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
I'm OK with that.

1653
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Did you know that?

1654
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
This is a hundred proof broken saddle.

1655
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
OK, what does that mean?

1656
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Paul's on his fifth glass.

1657
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
I'm on my third.

1658
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
I almost got it right.

1659
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
I'm on my third glass and I'm fucking drunk.

1660
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Great.

1661
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
This is my first.

1662
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
I really do want you guys up at the cabin.

1663
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
I know that's going to irritate you to hear that.

1664
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
It does.

1665
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
OK, good. Share that emotion.

1666
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Well, we just did the figure of time to do it.

1667
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
I'm used to being hurt.

1668
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
We tried to do it.

1669
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
We tried to do this last July or August.

1670
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
And it failed because

1671
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
you were out, I was out.

1672
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
No, we had the ice storm.

1673
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Sean had cat duty or whatever.

1674
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
So we just couldn't get it.

1675
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Right. And then the tornado, remember the big storm.

1676
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
King Kong came.

1677
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
King Kong came and Godzilla

1678
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
tore up our town.

1679
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Remember that? That was awful.

1680
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
All over your face.

1681
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
All over my face.

1682
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Godzilla came all over my face. That's what you just said.

1683
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Oh, God.

1684
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
You know what? Cut his mic. That's it.

1685
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
I've had enough.

1686
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
So we just need to find a long weekend and do it.

1687
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
OK, that's a great question.

1688
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
What would be worth it to you

1689
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
to drive 13 hours?

1690
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Get there Saturday, come back Sunday.

1691
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Perfect.

1692
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
No, I'm being honest.

1693
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
I'm not going to lie.

1694
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
I'm not going to lie.

1695
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Perfect.

1696
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
No, I'm being serious.

1697
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
So if you were going to drive 13 hours,

1698
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
how long would you want to be there,

1699
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
have to be there before you come back

1700
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
to make it worth it for you?

1701
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
I'd want

1702
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
three nights, four days.

1703
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Very specific.

1704
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
The four days.

1705
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
The fourth day is three nights, four days.

1706
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
So we

1707
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
drive all day

1708
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
on a Thursday.

1709
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Actually, that's not true.

1710
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
It'd be five nights, six days.

1711
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
I think I'd go Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night,

1712
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
drive back Sunday or Monday.

1713
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
So four days, three days.

1714
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
So Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night,

1715
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
drive back Monday.

1716
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
So drive all day Friday

1717
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
and get there Friday night.

1718
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Leave super early Friday.

1719
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
So it's 13 hours.

1720
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
So if you leave at four in the morning,

1721
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
we'll get there at dinner time, theoretically.

1722
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
You don't even have to leave

1723
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
that early, but OK.

1724
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Because you lose an hour, which is great.

1725
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
OK, leave at six.

1726
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Plus the traveling. I love traveling.

1727
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
I love the food.

1728
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
That'd be fun too.

1729
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Sunday and Friday night, Saturday night.

1730
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
And you want to be there all day Saturday.

1731
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
All day Saturday, all day Sunday.

1732
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
And then leave Monday.

1733
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Really? Do you be willing to do that?

1734
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
I did that all the time when I drove to Cincinnati.

1735
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
You'd be willing to drive 26 hours to be there for 48.

1736
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
I did that all the time when I drive back to Cincinnati.

1737
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's...

1738
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
That's a 15 hour drive.

1739
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
That's a 15 hour drive to Cincinnati.

1740
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
OK, well listen, we can make this happen.

1741
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Now, that was 30 years ago.

1742
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Yeah, and you're old now.

1743
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Don't we have any tier one guys

1744
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
that own helicopters or something?

1745
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
No, I don't. I have a friend that has an airplane.

1746
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
I was in that airplane.

1747
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
There you go. Can you borrow it?

1748
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
But we can't all fit in there.

1749
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Can you borrow it and we'll just fly?

1750
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Yeah, no, I can borrow it.

1751
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
You have a license on the Microsoft Flight Simulator?

1752
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Oh, did you?

1753
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Yeah, I flew an SR-71.

1754
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Does it have a keyboard that I can use?

1755
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Is the FBI tracking you right now?

1756
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
No, no, no, this is official. Chuck Yeager is approved.

1757
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
What?

1758
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Chuck Yeager Flight Simulator from Microsoft.

1759
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I know exactly who Chuck Yeager is, asshole.

1760
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
What did he do?

1761
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
He broke the speed of sound.

1762
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
In an airplane.

1763
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
What's it called? The Blue Comment.

1764
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Incorrect. Damn it!

1765
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
You're right.

1766
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
You are correct about... yeah, it was my dad's hero, he said.

1767
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
You're a dick! I got the speed of sound right.

1768
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I think it was the X-1.

1769
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
You don't even know?

1770
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
No, I think it's the X-1.

1771
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
You think? Right there.

1772
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
I heard the word think.

1773
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
What an asshole.

1774
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
After they pop up, Sean's like, yeah, it's the X-1.

1775
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Well, he also did the SR-71.

1776
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Okay, first off, that's Spyplane

1777
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
and that wasn't Chuck Yeager.

1778
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Yeah, he's the one that

1779
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
developed the SR-71.

1780
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
I don't think he developed it. Lockheed Martin

1781
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
developed it.

1782
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
Well, he was the test pilot for the production of it.

1783
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
He went into AutoCAD and designed the airplane.

1784
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
No.

1785
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
It's a pen and paper.

1786
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Oh, like a napkin at the depot.

1787
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
A protractor.

1788
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaking of all our papers are there.

1789
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Yeah, that's great.

1790
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
At some point we need to talk about that.

1791
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
DudesLikeUs.us

1792
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
We do have an Instagram.

1793
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
It's brand new.

1794
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
So if you haven't seen the Instagram

1795
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
I would give us a check out.

1796
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Dudes.Like.Us

1797
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
And our producer

1798
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
has come up with a little

1799
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
snippet. Very creative.

1800
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Is that a mountain?

1801
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
He's got a mountain with a big horn shape.

1802
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Candy corn mountain. And he's got

1803
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
a weird looking

1804
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
stick figure that is definitely Sean.

1805
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
That is

1806
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
hot dogs. And then there's an

1807
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
airplane.

1808
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
He's grilling the X1.

1809
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
The square hot dog.

1810
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
So you learned something today. The X1.

1811
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Whatever. The Bell X1.

1812
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Anyway. Anybody

1813
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
knows that. So

1814
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
this is where we start.

1815
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
So there was a story

1816
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
that I wanted to see if we can't

1817
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
dig up something out because I don't know a whole lot about

1818
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
it but it was a football, high school

1819
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
football star

1820
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
that was charged for

1821
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
a high school football star.

1822
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Horrifying rape against someone.

1823
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
It's a sad story. So it's a rape

1824
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
allegation with a high school football

1825
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
player. Where is he from?

1826
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Commander Cody. Is that

1827
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Montana? No that's just what I wrote

1828
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
next to it. No.

1829
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
That's it right there. Oh Ohio.

1830
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Nice.

1831
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Why?

1832
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Star. Okay hold on. Scroll down a little bit.

1833
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
So a recently graduated standout

1834
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
high school football player from Anderson County

1835
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
in Ohio has been charged for allegedly

1836
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
raping a girl as she slept according to

1837
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
the course numbers. Why? That's what was close to where I

1838
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
grew up. Closely but can each

1839
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
18 years face charges of rape,

1840
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
gross sexual imposition, sexual battery.

1841
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
He was considered an elite athlete

1842
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
at the private Cincinnati Hills Christian Academy

1843
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
where he recently graduated from. He denies

1844
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
the accusations against him. So how do you know?

1845
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
The story that I've read

1846
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
was kind of

1847
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
said something else. It was kind of like

1848
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
you know the documents read that she

1849
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
pushed him off of her and realized

1850
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
she was naked despite wearing

1851
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
clothes when she went to sleep.

1852
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
So when she, I mean is this one of these

1853
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Judge

1854
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Kavanaugh things where

1855
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
you know they're just digging shit up. I mean

1856
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
you never, you don't know. There's so many

1857
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
scenarios and it sucks

1858
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
because if she is completely innocent

1859
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
I'd feel horrible and I guarantee

1860
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
if one of my daughters were involved in that

1861
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
I'd be handling it my own way

1862
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
but. Do you believe your

1863
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
daughter automatically? You know

1864
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
you never know.

1865
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000
I want to and I want to give them the

1866
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
benefit of the doubt but you know

1867
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
this is such a difficult topic

1868
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
because

1869
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
there are so many

1870
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
college scenarios

1871
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
where

1872
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
too much alcohol, too much

1873
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
partying, too much music,

1874
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
too much everything and everybody

1875
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
you know everybody is drinking too much

1876
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
and mistakes are made.

1877
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Right? We know that.

1878
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Mistakes are made when you're men,

1879
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
mistakes are made when you're women

1880
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
and women become vulnerable

1881
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
and they have regrets

1882
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
and they regret and they regret

1883
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
and they feel guilt and they

1884
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
feel shame.

1885
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Some sort of Christian violation

1886
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
and the only way they're going to be able to get over it is if they blame it on.

1887
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Right.

1888
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
And there's shame and there's regret and then

1889
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
here's the thing and

1890
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
in that same moment where

1891
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
a guy has had too much to drink,

1892
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the girl's had too much to drink, the guy's thinking

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you know

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we're good.

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Like we're together. We're both having

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a good time. We're both drinking and

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and...

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She wants it. I want it. Yeah. We both want it.

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We've been talking about it all night. We've been flirting

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and dirty dancing all night.

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Right. And you know she's been rubbing

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my... Yeah. We both

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we...

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So... Perniculum?

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No. No. No. Did he say

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Perniculum? He said clitoris but it's a guy.

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What? What the fuck is going on

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over there? I don't know.

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I blame Paul.

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Why?

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Anyway so... No I mean... They're carrying on.

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They're rubbing. Yes.

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Completely serious. It is a

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it's a dangerous situation and my

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wife, I gotta give her so much credit,

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my wife, you know cause we have three boys.

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Right. And they're off of college

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and she tells them

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you know this is a woman talking to her

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sons. She's like

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do not ever get involved

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in a sexual, in a

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flirtatious way with a

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girl that is drunk.

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Because you don't know what's gonna happen.

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I've had the same and my wife has had the same

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discussion with my boys. Yes. You know

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and there's a song out there

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that is about how to treat

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a... I can't remember. It's a country song.

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I'm gonna sex you up

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Oh is that it? Color Me Bad.

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I don't think that's it but I like that song.

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But it's something about how...

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Tick tock, get up, don't stop, tick tock, get up.

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I actually heard that song the other day.

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Tick tock, get up, boom boom boom

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da da, boom boom boom da da

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derail the story

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da da, boom boom boom da da

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da da da da da

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nice.

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Why are we doing

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a podcast? We gotta get on stage.

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Yes. Okay sorry.

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Back to continue. So I don't know

1947
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she was rubbing on her clitoris.

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Is that what you said?

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No I think you did. Why?

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That's what he said. I didn't say anything like that.

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You absolutely said it.

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Hold on I'll play it back.

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Clitoris.

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Clitoris.

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Clitoris.

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Alright.

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That's the new ringtone.

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Oh you are

1959
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gonna snapchat that too.

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Yes I am.

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I finished your story.

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No well it's basically just

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reaffirming that

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my wife did the same thing as yours.

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Guys it's a real thing.

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You treat the drunk girl with respect and you take

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them home and if it's meant to be then the next

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morning you talk to her

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or you call her up or whatever. Do not be intimate

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when there's alcohol involved.

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Don't do it. My boys

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if they're drunk just head only.

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Just a beege. Yeah that way

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what?

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I'm just saying look you know leave

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their clothes on and you

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just head only.

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Wow. But should you

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do anything

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when the girls been drinking?

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If you're gonna do anything that would be the

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01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000
only thing. But I would argue

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one step further. If they've been drinking

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and they're

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Not the only thing.

1986
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The girls could take just as much

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advantage of the boys as the boys do with the girls.

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And that's the tough part. I mean

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in the moment

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think about it. These are 18, 19, 20 year old

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01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000
boys. They get just as horny as the guys do.

1992
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And in the moment. That frontal lobe

1993
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
thing hasn't finished. They have no idea.

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They start humping the thigh.

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And in the moment the girl is right

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there. It's not like she's

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She smells nice. It's not like she's passed

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01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000
out like uh. I mean

1999
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
she's right there saying things

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01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
doing things and everybody

2001
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
the two of them are

2002
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
like involved and

2003
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
They're chemically just

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01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000
absolutely. But then the

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01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000
problem is she

2006
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
wakes up and goes

2007
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000
uh oh. Uh oh

2008
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000
what just happened? Yeah see that's my point.

2009
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
And the guy, and to be honest the guy

2010
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
may wake up and be uh oh what

2011
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
just happened. And they're both

2012
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
like shit. That's why

2013
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000
always leave their clothes

2014
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000
on. That way worst case scenario

2015
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:22,000
she wakes up with a glazed donut face.

2016
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000
Okay. Do we time

2017
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
stamp that? I mean

2018
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000
what do we do with that?

2019
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000
Really? I'm just saying

2020
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000
wow. I mean that is the worst case

2021
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
because look evidently if she's blowing

2022
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000
you. What is that?

2023
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
She wanted to do it.

2024
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
What do you

2025
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000
I'm just saying it's a safe way

2026
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000
she's doing it.

2027
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
Oh I forced her to blow me

2028
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
come on.

2029
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
Okay. I don't

2030
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
I mean how is that going to stand up in a court

2031
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
of law? She's going to come up the next day

2032
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
and she'll be like oh my god. What would they do with Kevin

2033
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Oh. Well that was different

2034
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,000
he said that she what is her name

2035
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000
Laura

2036
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Ford, Stacy Rolling Ford

2037
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000
She was like uh you know

2038
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000
he pushed me down and he

2039
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000
rubbed against me while his friends laughed

2040
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000
ha ha ha ha ha. And they were

2041
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000
like oh my god

2042
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
I'm going to get a ticket. I'm going to get a ticket.

2043
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000
That was even less. Oh he made me

2044
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
suck his wiener. In the

2045
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000
Kavanagh trial? No it was just he just

2046
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000
knocked me down and rubbed on me.

2047
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
I was going to say she didn't say wiener.

2048
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
I don't remember wiener. But in your scenario

2049
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000
she's you know deep

2050
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000
throat in it.

2051
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000
What is happening right now?

2052
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,000
What is wrong with you guys?

2053
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
There's no filter tonight. I'm trying to

2054
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
dissect Sean's

2055
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000
I think it is flawed.

2056
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000
How? I don't know. In today's world

2057
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
it is flawed.

2058
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Back when you were growing up

2059
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000
it was not. Today it is.

2060
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
I would agree with that.

2061
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
So here's the onus. The onus

2062
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
is on the male

2063
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000
to not allow anything to happen

2064
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000
if the woman is vulnerable.

2065
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000
Remember this boils down to

2066
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,000
in a court of law it boils

2067
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000
down to women are

2068
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000
vulnerable. Men are

2069
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,000
the predator. But men and women are equal.

2070
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000
I know that. You can't have it both ways.

2071
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000
I know that but you guys don't understand what I'm

2072
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000
saying. I understand. Yeah we all do.

2073
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,000
I'm just throwing their argument back at you.

2074
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
I agree. I mean nowadays

2075
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,000
oh my god. I mean we have

2076
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000
boys. We all have boys and we

2077
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,000
stories of the women.

2078
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000
The girls. The girls. I should not women.

2079
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000
The girls throw themselves

2080
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000
at the boys. Yeah.

2081
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000
And I'm like trying to tell my boys

2082
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000
you know be careful. Be careful. Be careful.

2083
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000
But the girls are throwing

2084
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000
themselves. What would happen if the boy woke up

2085
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000
and went hmm I'm going to the police.

2086
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000
I just got raped by

2087
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000
four girls. Yeah.

2088
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
They'd be laughed at probably. They'd be like

2089
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000
the cops would be like. They would laugh at them.

2090
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000
They would absolutely. What about those

2091
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
teachers? They would 100% laugh. You know that

2092
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000
have sex with the high school

2093
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
students. Yeah.

2094
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000
The seniors that are 17

2095
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000
and 18 years old. And that happens over and

2096
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000
over again. I don't get it.

2097
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000
Well it is either. Interesting conversations.

2098
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000
It's women. It's women that have

2099
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
sex with male students.

2100
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000
And we probably should have started

2101
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000
this conversation at

2102
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000
a different point in this podcast. Yeah

2103
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
I agree. You know hey happy

2104
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,000
National Hot Dog Day.

2105
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,000
And yeah. If you're going to stuff something

2106
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000
in your mouth. God bless

2107
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000
it. Make sure she's not asleep.

2108
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,000
Wow. Wow. All right.

2109
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,000
So we had two good bourbons tonight. We had

2110
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000
what did we have? We had Blade and Bow

2111
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,000
and Chattanooga

2112
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Whiskey 111. Yes we did.

2113
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000
We covered a lot of good things.

2114
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000
And it was fun. And my name

2115
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,000
is Paul. My name is Jeff.

2116
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000
This is Sean. Litter. And

2117
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000
we are dudes like us.

2118
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,000
.us and we're

2119
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000
on Instagram. Yes. Which

2120
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,000
is new. Spotify, Amazon

2121
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000
and there's Apple. Apple.

2122
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000
Very nice.

2123
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Have a good night. Hey join us next time.

2124
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Nice lava lamp.

2125
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000
It's very bouncy.