Like y'all.
Just fresh-beard me,
Scheinerbach.
He's caressing Sean's breast over there.
He's like, mine was very cold.
Is that cold, bitch?
It's alright.
You ungrateful prick.
Anyway, welcome to Dudes Like Us.
God, I don't want this.
This is way too cold.
Dudes Like Us Part 2.
And I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
And I'm Sean, and I'm fucking annoyed.
And he's gay.
At who?
No, I'm not. I'm not happy right now.
Why?
You just gave you the iciest cold
Scheinerbach in my cooler.
You soaked my armpit.
He caressed your side boob.
Is that what it's called?
You're so sensitive.
It's hot.
Unfortunately, we have...
Broken Saddle Bourbon Whiskey is the backup whiskey today.
Correct.
However, the second whiskey of tonight is Jeff's choice.
Yeah, this was my choice.
It's called Blade and Bow.
Well, Paul's already done and
breaking into the backup.
I gotta do it again. Ready?
What a child.
I know.
Dude, who farted?
Someone broke ass.
Look at it. Look at his face.
It was not me.
That's ridiculous.
So anyway, this is Blade and Bow.
It's by the...
It's one of the older ones.
I finished mine before we even came upstairs.
I know. You like poured four of them.
Just one.
And it's by the Stitzer Weller distillery.
And I don't know if they necessarily
distill anymore.
Because what I was reading
is this is a blend.
And they have some left of the
original award winning, old school
Stitzer Weller
that they blend with this.
And there's a story behind it
where this is, you know,
it's a blend of Bourbons.
And they use the
Solara technique.
Which I believe is kind of
a rotational where they take...
Anyway, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to learn the Solara technique.
I think I understand it, but I wouldn't be able to
explain it very well.
It's a combination...
It sounds like a basic stock M.G.P.
bourbon.
It is not an M.G.P. bourbon.
It's a combination
of bourbon distilled by the Stitzer Weller
company and other straight
bourbons. So they buy
bourbons. I don't know if they necessarily say who they
source them from. I'm sure there's
some information out there.
Probably like Four Roses, some of the stock ones.
It's a very
tasty bourbon.
It is. It's very tasty.
What is it? 90... What is the proof that it's light?
91. 91 proof.
91 proof.
It's good. It was easy enough to where...
Excuse me.
And you know what? That's not a coincidence. You're about to say
it's easy enough to drink.
It's not a coincidence
that 80 and 90 proof
bourbons are very smooth and drinkable.
But yet we have become snobs
and anything under
170 proof
we can't drink.
I think our palate is so...
It's either refined or damaged
to the point where
we can only taste
things that are potent.
I'm going with damaged.
But this has really good flavor to it.
Great flavor. And you know when I smell this
I smell a lot of
the usuals, right? The caramels, the brown sugars.
I smell what you had for lunch today.
You sick son of a bitch. That was you,
wasn't it? I didn't do anything.
You can smell what somebody had for lunch out of their
ass? Yeah. It was
smoky. No. I did have
some lollipops. With some mustard.
No mustard. No amount of mustard. I did
have lollipops for lunch. Interesting.
But I did not have any
mustard. I've lost my appetite. That must be Paul
with his flat wieners.
Oh.
Wow.
I'm burnt off. I don't have a flat
wiener. Your flat wiener
mine is very much
round. No.
We're talking about your
reference earlier about
National Hot Dog Day, which it is
today. Mine is very prominently
non-chodish.
It's like a board deck.
It's wrong. Prominently non-chodish.
You make t-shirts.
Mine looks like Bevos's
What's his name? Bevos.
Who? Bezos.
Oh, his rocket.
It's a gigantic rocket.
Fallas 1. It's ridiculous.
All the competitors are coming out. They're making a new black one.
If you're listening and you haven't
gone out and looked at his rocket, it's
ridiculous. Did you see Tucker Carlson
last night? It's so ridiculously
phallic. Did you see Tucker Carlson
last night? No. Oh, he made so
much fun of it. Oh, of course.
It was tremendous. It was funny as shit.
It's so stupid.
Really? They'd have to make an
effort to make the rocket look that ridiculously
phallic. We'll watch after the
show. It's like a two-minute
segment, and it's funny. We'll watch it
after the show. Anyway, the Tucker Carlson
in his
story on Fallas 1,
the Jeff Bezos
rocket.
That was good. Anyway, this Bladenbow
very good. It's a bland
Stitzer Weller is a well-known
distillery.
It's in Louisville, I believe.
Anyway, tasty. I'm sure we could go
into more depth on it. It doesn't say what the
Mash Bill is or any of that stuff, but
all I know is it tastes good. It's undisclosed.
It released two years ago.
Yeah, it's a fairly new one.
It's good. Doesn't mean it's two years
old as far as age. It just
released two years ago. Would you
click on the official website and see what they've got?
It's an outstanding bourbon,
I will tell you that. Yeah, there it is.
Bladenbow.
See, the Solera liquid is
mingled with other
fine whiskeys. Solera
system aging process. What is
that? I think...
Click on that. It's a link.
What, Solera? Yeah.
Okay, there you go. I think what they
do is they take the old stuff,
blend it with some of the new stuff,
and they kind of move it
down. They're showing you right now. Yeah, there you go.
From younger to older,
it's like a gigantic pyramid.
Oh, I see
what they do. They take the oldest
barrel. Is it the oldest barrel? Just the one
on the top? The oldest barrel is where
they take the... they bottle the whiskey.
So it's a blend of the newest
and the oldest. Nice.
So the one on top is brand new.
They blend it with the second oldest, third
oldest, fourth oldest, so you get a nice
blended, aged
bourbon at the end.
I like it. The
Solera aging system.
I like it. I tell you what, it's effective.
Based on what I just tasted,
it's effective. It works. It is tasty.
That's good. That's a good... although
our listeners cannot see that, but... No, they can't.
It is. It's a pyramid, and they let
some of the youngest go into the next
youngest, and all the way down, all the way down
until they get to the oldest, and it's
a blend of all of the ages,
and then they bottle it. And I
recommend, if you
want to taste a very
tasty, smooth,
91-proof bourbon,
go to the Blade & Boe
Whiskey.com website.
Check out the Solera aging system.
It's a cool
little graphic. And you get a neat
key. And yeah.
So I wonder if... It's a very cool bottle,
by the way. I know it's stupid for us to
get kind of wrapped up in the bottle itself,
but you know, when you buy a bunch of bourbons,
the bottle starts to make a difference.
It does, presentation, you know, the label.
Absolutely. It doesn't impact taste,
but the label,
and the bottle shape, you know.
Like, notice, Bill, I think the bottle is very generic.
It's just a wine bottle. Right. It's got damn good
bourbon in it. Right.
It doesn't mean we don't like the bourbon
in it. But... It's part of the
experience. Yeah.
Here's the thing. There's hundreds
of bourbons. Hundreds. Thousands,
right? There's thousands of bourbons.
I mean, why not set yourself apart
with not only the taste, but the
bottle? And I tell you what, the bottle
is very distinct. It's a distinctive
bottle. I like it. I like it.
We went through, I don't know, not quite
half, but...
What do you say? The elbow? The shoulder?
It's definitely below the shoulder.
We demolished the shoulder there.
It's like, tit high.
Yeah. Well, you know what?
Wait, whatever. Forget about it.
You know, hey, look, there's
at least, for us in here, there's probably
a good healthy 8 to 12
drinks in there. We're fine. We're fine.
Still plenty. And it's readily
available here in the Texas
region. I already moved on to broken
saddle since Jeff said we
can't have any more of... Oh, because we
were drinking it. That's not so
broke back.
What? Speaking
of wieners. I didn't buy that.
Whatever, man. You're drinking it.
I don't even remember that one. Unbelievable.
Broken back saddle.
You know what?
That really...
I'll tell you, I was
watching on the news and
I don't want to talk so much about
politics, but I do want to talk about
this one little thing about California.
And how
they have laws that are passing
that are allowing shoplifters
to go in and
they can, like it's steel,
up to $1,000 and...
It's $900. $900.
Okay, well first of all, the narrative is totally
wrong there. What they're saying is
there's no point in jailing people who
steal anything less than
$1,000. Like why put them
in prison? You see the narrative difference
in what you just said?
They're not allowing people to steal
shoplift, you know.
Are they arresting them?
Right, but you see the point. I'm being sarcastic.
Well, that's how they're doing it. Why
clog up the system with people
that just do that? Just do that.
Next thing you know, oh, it's $2,000.
Now it's $5,000. Well, but no, but the point is
businesses are going out of business.
In yet another example of California's decline under
Democratic leadership, two men were caught
on film, casually walking out
of a suburban Los Angeles, Texas,
TJ Maxx, the store, while
carrying armfuls of merchandise.
And this is, you can see them.
And they don't give a shit. They don't give a shit.
Seven months after the LA
District Attorney George Gascon
announced that his office would no longer
prosecute misdemeanor crimes
against the shoplifting. Proposition 47.
Basically, thefts under $950.
Yeah.
And as soon as this starts to spread to the criminals,
and it took a while, it was ridiculous,
but it took a while for people to
realize, you what? We can do what?
We can steal less than $1,000
and they're not going to prosecute?
So basically what- And so now businesses are closing.
Well, what's going to happen are these homeless people go,
oh, I'm going to go steal $50 worth of food and eat
really good tonight. Of course.
I'm going to go get me a steak and
some shiitake mushrooms and
couscous. And you know what?
And that's probably the least offensive
scenario you just brought up. I mean, they didn't
even run out.
They just walked out. They didn't-
They strolled out.
Like, yeah, what are you going to do about it?
And then I saw a video today of a guy carrying
this- the biggest bag I've ever seen.
I don't know what kind of bag that is.
It wasn't a hockey bag. It was like
some gigantic bag.
He just loaded it. Fully loaded
stuff. And they just kind of- and then the whole-
they showed all the people standing around
like knowing exactly what they were doing
and watching them and filming them.
And it didn't matter.
So Sandos, who serves as Vice President
of the LA Police Protective League,
said she blames the incident on
the Prop 47.
It's a 2014 referendum
that lowered criminal sentence. Of course it's the 14th.
2014.
If they're caught- That's when it got put in place?
Yes. They're probably given
the equivalent of a traffic ticket.
So it's not taken seriously at all.
Here's a $75 ticket for stealing
$850 worth of shit.
If you let these criminals think that they can go in
and steal merchandise and steal things, what happens
when someone tries to stop them?
Well, they recall that Gus Gahn
and the same DA- same DA
who in April dissolved or down-side
the city's hardcore gang and narcotics
units ahead of a spike.
So basically
he's the same DA that
dissolved some of the
police officers
programs that had out for
undercover cops to prevent some of the narcotics
stuff. He dissolved all those.
And then the murders started
spiking up. Up to like 30%.
That's really weird. That's what's happening across
all these folks who
have defunded the police. A 13
year high
in murders because of that.
So you can walk into
a Best Buy or
Costco or whatever electronic store is
out there and walk in with an $800
TV. I mean this isn't a left or right
thing. This is a policy thing.
This is something the left is doing
but I don't want to waste my time
talking about what the left is doing.
I want to talk about what they're doing.
This little snapshot. This is
bullshit. Imagine if you're- you know there are
Walgreens. There's like 20,000 Walgreens
in California. They're pulling out.
Yeah, they're going to close. 21 of them
in San Francisco closed.
So now people that live there
that want to go get their
get their prescriptions.
And they can't? Can't.
They all closed. Because
of that. Because of that.
The loss of people shoplifting.
Yeah.
It adds up.
It adds up quick. Of course. $900 pop.
It's
so stupid. And you
know what? Usually
I would argue that there's
a motive behind every
stupid law.
And again, what do I say over and
over again on this podcast? It's about
getting power
and keeping power.
That's what politicians care about. That's what
99.999% of politicians
care about. Getting power and keeping
power. But on this one
Well the criminals, are they
a voting block? Exactly. What's the
motivation behind this law?
Overcrowding in jails.
And they
don't want to
to incarcerate
people that they think are not
really petty theft.
Oh big deal. Why are we locking
them up? Petty theft. Whatever.
But
I don't get it.
If you go do there's no recourse. There's going to be no
reason to stop. Of course.
These people are just going to continue
to rob and rob and rob and rob and rob.
And all these stores are going to close.
And all the people that live there are going to go like
I'm going to move. Right. And it's going to affect
the tax base. Well because Walgreens
not there. You're not collecting taxes from them anymore.
Well then guess what? Then you have an exodus out
of the city. That's what I mean. And then property
values plummet. That's what I mean.
And then vacancies in apartments
and condos and houses that are
rental houses plummet. Yep.
They skyrocket. I don't want to live there
because all the stores are closed.
Or I walk into a store
and someone's stealing from it every
day. I mean it's no different
than the idiotic
Portland protesters.
Every single night
they're out there
firing fireworks and throwing
frozen bottles at cops and doing all this kind of stuff.
They get arrested and then they get let
go with no charges. Over.
There's no recourse. I mean literally the
policemen. The repercussions.
And literally the policemen
are seeing the same people over
and over and over again. They're starting to recognize
them. And here they are again.
Oh hey Judy. Yeah hey Judy.
Are you going to throw another frozen water bottle at me?
Yes I am. You pig.
Yeah. Matt.
Unbelievable.
Hey Matt. Hey Judy. I will tell you something
that's a positive spin about Biden.
And I don't know how
true this is. He likes ice cream.
He was
President Joe Biden appears at a CNN
town hall at Mount St. Joseph
University in Cincinnati
Wednesday today.
And President Biden defended his
refusal to eliminate
or reform the filibuster.
Who did? Biden.
He does not support it.
Eliminating it? Yeah.
I think that's a shift because of
Because they have failed. They have failed.
Yeah they don't want to be on the losing side.
After Manchin?
Defended his refusal to eliminate
or reform the filibuster saying tweaks would
create chaos in Congress
and also slamming it as a
relic of Jim Crow.
Okay first off
they were 100% for it when they
thought they could defeat it.
And then Manchin came along and said
sorry not doing it. And another one
that we were very proud of. Very courageous
woman that
I forget her name but she also said
I'm not doing this. And then when they wouldn't
budge despite the death threats
and the ridiculous
pressure they got
they realized it wasn't going to happen.
And so now they're like we're on the losing end of this.
So we're going to go ahead and go on
the winning side of this and be like oh yeah
no we're not going to. Yeah the Republicans wanted to
do this. Yeah yeah.
No different than the
No different than
what was the other thing they turned the tables on?
Defund the police. Defund the police.
Now if they were talking about the Capitol
they were talking about the Capitol police.
To be fair.
But they were talking about the
Capitol police.
Which was different than the rest of the country.
Bullshit they're trying to spin it as if the whole
narrative of defunding the police. I know.
And it's ridiculous.
It's so ridiculous.
So the filibuster I think they probably
also realize
shit we're most likely
going to lose the house. And we're going
to need the filibuster.
No kidding I didn't think about that.
They've had their chance
failed now they're like yeah screw it
because we're going to need it.
They're going to need it.
Did we get an opportunity to talk about
did we talk about the soccer game today?
Yes they lost.
Oh they kneeled.
They kneeled and then lost. I wasn't sure if that was the
They kneeled or knelt?
Is it knelt? Knelt.
Well you know.
They kneeled. I don't know. They kneeled.
How do you spell knelt?
K-N-E-L-T. I think it's knelt.
Is that a real word? K-N-E-L-T.
Or is it kneeled?
I don't know. If the producer
had any clue what was going on right now.
Is it a paladrome? He would look up the
I don't think
it's a paladrome. I think they're both correct.
Is it kneeled or knelt
Mr. High School
Graduate? I kneeled in front
of the tombstone.
Do they
kneeled in front of the king?
Or they knelt in front of the king?
Past tense of kneel.
And Bob.
Is that who you are or what you do?
Past tense of knelt.
I am right.
Very good.
Well screw you both.
So is there
is kneeled?
Is somebody kneeled on their
Did you make fun of them?
I am.
So kneeled is not a correct word?
No it isn't.
It's knelt.
Thank you for once.
So what are you? You're 144 in one?
I didn't claim either one of those.
Yeah you did. You were like kneeled.
I don't want to hate on him.
But he just thinks he's so
I've never
called this out. You're the one who has a problem with it.
Speaking of people
that are fucking shit up.
How about Lebron James?
Lebron James is so fucking
movie that's failing.
Look see?
Kneeled is a past tense.
Knelt is also a past tense.
Well sure enough it's a tie.
So therefore I am correct across the board.
By the way
I was on a 13 hour drive back in Colorado
and for at least an hour I tried to do that
freaking head
Bob and Shelly made fun of me the whole time
because I was like I think I got it.
She's like no you don't.
And then the car
neighboring us just called the 911
actually having some sort of
heart attack. Because we don't have video
you'll never really know what's really happening
here. But Jeff's got
some sort of what would you call it?
Like no vertebrae?
Like some sort of neck deformity?
I don't know. Is it a neck deformity?
He's part Indian.
From the native land of India.
Dude how
else can he do? He could totally walk
into a...
What are those smoke shops?
The what is it? The hookah lounge?
He could totally show up in the hookah lounge.
All white, gray hair, blue eyes
walking in. Hey how you doing? What is this guy
doing? And he does his little neck thing
and says oh he fits right in.
He could come on in. He walks in and get the
wait a second.
It's all the neck.
He's got our neck.
He's in. He's in.
Anyway you have some
of the show. What was the show we talked about?
Transylvania.
There's a part in when they're dancing.
Yeah when they're dancing they do the neck thing.
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
We're in Transylvania.
Transylvania. The cartoon.
Isn't that vampires?
What's wrong with you?
Hotel Transylvania.
Hotel California?
Hotel Transylvania.
It's a Pixar.
Please tell me you guys have seen this.
I saw it when the kids were like 10.
Oh it's a fantastic movie.
Is that with Eddie Murphy?
I don't know who it's in there. There it is right there.
These are great. I've never seen it.
You haven't? I've never seen it.
Okay so the little girl.
Hold on. I have seen it. You can shut up now.
No actually I don't think I have.
So which one does the neck?
Well you have to watch it.
The mummy in the background that has no neck?
You're talking about a fucking cartoon.
What the hell? It's not even a real person.
Because he does that. With his neck he does that.
Okay.
I guess the point is the little
things they do mean something.
We totally went off topic here
because Paul did an hour
of neck shakes.
What were we talking about before the neck shake?
Commander Cody.
No shit that was last show.
You wanted to talk about
Lebron James.
Oh Lebron.
Actually it was more of you know
look this isn't a grinds my gear
moment but this does grind
my gears.
I sometimes
most of the time
I feel like
they shouldn't be doing like a movie
twice. It's kind of like Jumanji.
They came out with another Jumanji with The Rock.
Okay at least
the second one was like
super creative compared to the first one.
I thought it worked.
It did work but there's
no reason to trump
Jumanji. They could have
came out with Jumanji colon
do do do do.
A new thing you know.
Why steal Robin Williams
movie because he did
fantastically in that movie.
That was a great movie. And you know considering the
the effects
back then that were available
it was tremendous.
The animals running around and
The original Jumanji is one of my
favorite family movies.
The Clash of Titans.
Why remake that?
Clash of the Titans?
Would you remake Star Wars?
Maybe they will.
They may but I doubt it.
But my point is
is that
it's kind of like the Goldbusters
Ghostbusters you know.
They had to have the female version of it.
And that was a flop.
I never saw it.
And like the Wizard of Oz they came up with
some different version.
The Wiz.
Actually that was good.
Was that an African American version?
Yes. Black version.
I don't know. Why would they do that?
It was back in the 70's I think when that came out.
I think we brought that up once before.
It was entertaining.
I'm sorry my mouth is stuck.
The bourbon is making me dry.
You're okay?
It was entertaining because they had Michael Jackson.
They had Diane Ross.
He's having a bourbon stroke.
They had another tap dancing dude.
Like Flip Wilson?
Was he one of them? Yeah I think he believed he was.
And then they have a tap dancer.
Lou Rawls.
It was not Lou Rawls.
Can you stop suggesting people?
I don't care if they're right or not.
Just stop.
Remember the Flip Wilson show?
No. I have no idea who Flip Wilson is.
You didn't watch the Flip Wilson show?
I don't want to know. Let's move on.
God why are we talking about the Wiz?
I don't know. We kind of bogged down on it last time too.
Yes. We're not doing this.
You don't like...
You're implying.
Gregory Hines is what I was thinking.
Oh I love Gregory Hines.
Oh the guy is amazing.
What was the show that had...
Was he the skeleton? I'm sorry the scarecrow?
What was the show that he did that
Phil Collins
Yeah. Phil Collins.
No he did the music.
What was the music?
That was...
Am I wrong about that?
Look up Gregory Hines.
Did he do the soundtrack for that?
That wasn't like Lionel Richie?
It might have been.
Gregory Hines, White Knights.
And Mikhail Baryshnikov.
And then I'm almost positive...
I pulled that out of my ass.
Yeah very nice by the way.
That was a good dude.
But wasn't there... I'm pretty sure Phil Collins
did something to this soundtrack.
Look up soundtrack to White Knights.
I saw it once and never went back to it.
Oh yeah I saw it once and never went back to it.
The Wiz was Michael Jackson,
Nipsey Russell, Ted Ross and Diana Ross.
Oh we moved on. Nipsey Russell.
I was thinking Flip Wilson.
Nipple Russell? No.
Phil Collins and Marilyn Manson.
There we go. Separate Lives. Thank you.
Damn. Robert Plant had one.
Separate Lives was a good song.
It was a great song.
Is that how it went?
Hold on do it again.
No no please.
It was actually amazing what you just did.
Do it again.
Once a night?
That means you're going to do it every podcast?
Please don't.
It's one thing to hear it,
it's another thing to see it.
He had like a minor convulsion.
We have to have a little bit of a
convulsion. We have to have video.
We have to watch this in action.
You got to get that vibrato.
How does Separate Lives even go?
I sang it.
Do it again.
Sean what about you?
Separate Lives.
I don't remember.
Alright pull your turn.
Separate Lives.
That was beatbox and rattle.
How does that song go?
Just play the damn song.
Play Separate Lives so we can move on.
God this is podcast.
Separate Ways? Isn't that where it's like a Journey song?
That's the Journey song.
That's not the same thing.
Anyway it's Phil...
Who's Marilyn Manson?
Marilyn Martin.
Who's Marilyn Martin?
Separate Lives was like...that was a very popular song.
It was a very popular song.
Here it is.
He disappeared.
Marilyn Martin?
Phil Collins.
Okay I don't know what's happening.
I don't hear any.
Alright louder.
Okay here we go.
Oh my god I'm going to start crying.
Oh Tito.
I forgot how amazing this song is.
Where are the lyrics?
Leaving me so soon.
And that you miss me sometimes.
When you're whacking alone in your room.
Alright Mr. Producer.
Wow you know the words?
He knows words like all these songs.
What the hell?
See he couldn't sing it.
He couldn't sing it three minutes ago.
Ask me how I feel.
How I feel.
I like this song.
That reminds me...
I was not a White Nights fan.
Me neither.
Anyway I remember the song that was very popular on the radio.
It was a good song but the movie...
Maybe it was because I was my age and it was a drama with ballet.
And because you're not gay.
Was that a gay movie?
Well I don't know.
Right now this became a gay podcast.
So...
I don't know.
I mean gay is not homosexual, gay is not happy.
It felt gay to me.
You guys were duetting it.
We were duetting it.
I'll sing it. I don't care.
I love that confidence.
That masculinity.
I'll take that song and I'll throw it on the ground.
Do you ever see that masculinity just fighting through right now?
Speaking of movies that got remade.
Did they remake the Blues Brothers with John Goodman?
And Dan Aykroyd since John Blue she's dead?
Are they going to?
No they did.
Did they?
The Blues Brothers 2000 I think it's called.
Oh yeah yeah yeah you're right.
And it's just a rip off.
Why wouldn't they have done that with Jim Belushi?
Good question.
I don't know.
Did you know that Jim Belushi was on SNL?
His brother?
Jim was?
Yes.
Why do you think he opted out of that?
No he got booted.
Apparently the story was.
I think it was in a fight.
So he squared off with Lauren Michaels or somebody?
No he squared off with a producer before Lauren Michaels.
And he threw, they got into a fight or something.
He threw something at him.
And then he got booted off the show.
And then he came back begging for his job.
And the guy gave him a second chance.
And he was on there for a little while longer.
And then Lauren Michael came in and
cleared house with everybody.
He got let go with a bunch of other people.
But Jim Belushi,
yeah, John Belushi's brother was on SNL.
I never knew that.
And I love Jim Belushi.
I love his show, his sitcom.
Something about Jim or something like that?
Yeah yeah yeah.
Great show.
And we had a couple of great movies too.
He was on Trading Places.
He was the ape on Trading Places.
The ape?
Yeah remember he wore a gorilla outfit?
No.
You don't remember that? That's Jim Belushi.
Was he in Turner and Hooch?
No.
That was Tom Hanks.
My wife told me that Disney is coming out with a Turner and Hooch
TV show.
I wouldn't mind that. That's a great movie.
The movie was good.
Tom Hanks in his younger days, I mean in his older days as well
he's good. But in his younger days
especially entertaining.
Like the Money Pit.
Did you see him in Boos and Buddies?
Yeah I think he got a start.
Yeah Boos and Buddies was one of his first sitcoms
but it was kind of weird.
They dressed up like women to live in a women's
apartment.
That's not weird is it?
Did the show go gay again?
Really? It was weird.
I mean it was funny though.
They dressed up like women.
Because they wanted to live in a women's only apartment.
Because the rent was good
or something like that.
Or they couldn't find any place.
So him and his roommate dressed up like women
and got an apartment.
Of course they had to wear the wigs and the dresses
and the fake boobs.
Of course he falls in love with the
blonde bombshell and
goes sideways.
So he's doing the Tootsie thing?
Yeah. Him and Peter Scallara
were the women.
He's acting like a woman and he at some point has to come out
that he's not a woman. He's a guy.
That's Tootsie right?
With Dustin Hoffman.
I saw that once.
That's a great movie.
Don't.
Don't eh that movie.
That's a great movie.
It's a very mature movie.
And the girl in that movie is hot.
Terry Gar?
No. It's not.
It's absolutely not Terry Gar.
What movie was she in?
She was in
Mr. Mom.
That could be. She was in Mr. Mom.
That was another good movie.
That's a great movie.
Terry Gar. There she is. Thank you.
I have no idea what she looks like these days.
She was in
I liked her a lot.
But she was not
What was the movie you just said that you thought she was in?
Tootsie. No.
She's not in Tootsie. Look at Tootsie.
I recognize Terry Gar from somewhere.
You know what's weird about Tootsie? The girl
who played in Tootsie was not
didn't do any other movies that
I know of. Well that's because there was a guy.
His name is Dustin Hoffman. Oh shut up.
Look up Tootsie please.
T-O-T-S-I-E
T-O-O-T
Totsie. Hot-see-totsie. Not hot-see-totsie.
Okay.
Look up the girl in that. Oh. You know who that is?
That's uh
That's Dustin Hoffman. No. That's Jessica Lang.
Jessica Lang played as Julie.
She was in a bunch of things. Yes. You're right.
She was in King Kong.
I backtrack. I didn't realize it was her.
She was such a hottie in that movie.
Yeah. She's pretty.
She was in the TV show
American Horror Story here.
What was that noise?
Did you just fart?
No. I didn't fart. You make a noise like you farted?
I don't like that. Oh. Okay.
Well don't. That's just. Jessica Lang.
I did not realize that.
Yeah. I thought she was a cutesy back in
King Kong days. Yeah. Well that's
okay. I'm going to take that back.
She's been in a million movies.
And immensely successful.
Because everybody knows who Jessica Lang is.
Obviously you didn't. You thought she was
one and done. I know.
I did. I didn't. I'm an idiot.
She's the original King Kong.
Well Tutsi came out a long time ago. 1982.
It was such a good movie.
That's probably why I was 13 when I went to see it.
I don't know.
I just love the scene where
remember her father.
Jessica Lang's father in that movie
starts to become attracted to Dustin Hoffman
as Tutsi. I don't remember anything about that.
I do. And it's a good movie.
And then he is incredibly embarrassed
because he came on to her
and wanted to marry her.
And he was rebuffing her as a she.
Was rebuffing him the whole time.
And then when he
came out as a guy
it incredibly
embarrassed Jessica Lang's father.
And then they went to a bar.
And he was trying to tell him
I'm in love with your daughter.
And yet it was the father that was in love
with her, him.
Right. And so he
sits down with him in a bar
and they have a beer
and he's like get away from me. But he's like
listen.
And he buries the hatchet.
He's like listen I
did that to get a job. I never wanted you
to like blah blah blah.
And he
tells him I'm in love with your daughter.
It's a great movie.
Sounds like it. Yeah watch it again.
Whatever. You guys suck.
I'm sorry I'm back.
Did I miss anything? Yeah you missed everything.
Well you're researching.
Okay we're losing people
left and right. Next topic. I think it was your
Tootsie story. Well there's some unfortunate
stuff I want to try. They had
you know so. Your Tootsie story?
You know the. I remember when I dressed up as your
woman. The view. The
what? Who's that bitch on the. I know there's
a bunch on her. Whoopi? Joy?
Joy. Joy Behard. She
went off today.
Yeah the view. She went off today
She watches that.
She's despicable.
Paul Rand and the Fauci incident.
I haven't seen this yet.
She spewed off a bunch
of air riddled
comments that were just
absolutely false. You know
about what Paul
was saying. To Fauci. Rand Paul.
Rand Paul yep.
Yeah because they squared off multiple times now.
The latest one I guess
was pretty good. I haven't seen any
footage of it. Was it good?
I love that Rand Paul's
like not putting up with his shit. He knows he's a
fraud and he's calling him out on it.
He's a freaking senator man. A senator
in the United States and he's like. He's a doctor.
And a doctor. And a doctor.
And he's like you're full of shit.
And he's calling him out on it. I love it.
So what happened this last time?
Well what did Joy do?
Well that and both.
She basically was saying a bunch of stuff that wasn't true.
Right.
She's ignorant. She's so ignorant.
What Rand was doing was he was saying
he was trying to say. He was trying to get him to
admit that he lied under oath.
When he was saying did you or did you not contribute to
the Wuhan lab? Right.
Under the NIH or whatever that is.
Did you or did you not?
He wouldn't answer it.
He's speaking cryptically.
So he answers half a question
so that it's correct. Wow.
Dude he's totally dodging it.
And everyone can see it. And he's writing a book.
I mean really that's all you need to know guys.
Is that going to get released?
Did it get released? I don't know.
It did get pulled.
At least temporarily. So ridiculous.
Until this blows over and then they'll release it.
They're still making money. They got fucking
Fauci dolls out there.
How does the head of the medical blah
blah blah that's pushing a vaccine
for the safety of America
write a book?
Really? And then Como
Como writes a book.
Andrew Como writes a book.
All these idiots. I mean
can't you just see right through the hypocrisy
and the bullshit? They're writing
books to get rich. The media cannot.
The libs cannot.
They can't see through it. They eat that shit up.
It's nauseating.
Anyone in Emmy remember that?
Yeah. Well you saw who got Emmy nominated.
I think we talked about this was
Stacey Abrams.
For her two minutes
of voice work on
some TV show. Right. An Emmy
nomination. Who did?
Stacey Abrams. I did not hear that.
Yeah. So she's going to get nominated as well.
She did get nominated for an Emmy. I mean it's absolutely
retarded. Oh that's beyond
retarded. And it was for like two minutes
of voice work. Did Como have to give his back?
No. Of course not. I would tell you what if I were
there. If I were the other actors out there
I'd be pissed. Okay well hold on.
That was a different category.
What category was it?
Asshole? I think it was
the asshole category. Did they create a
category for this? What is the...
Mr. Producer look that up. What is the
category for what Andrew Como
won an Emmy for?
Look up. Andrew
Como Emmy. There he is
right there. Yeah. What did he win an
Emmy for? I think it was
like real news or some bullshit
like that. Two
Emmys. Yeah. There you go. Okay.
What did he win? Okay.
There you go. Click on that one.
For his masterful
COVID-19 briefing. Yeah but what's the
category of Emmys?
Emmys was always like an acting thing.
It's the International Emmy Founders
Award. Is what it is.
Awarded its International Emmy
Founders Award to a real politician
who is currently in office.
So it really doesn't mean
anything. It means nothing.
Except that he got honored in some
way and it's on his mantle.
God. It's so ridiculous.
Meanwhile he's being sued
or being...
Having hearings for over 20
women that he sexually molested.
Is that still going on? It's still going on.
It's not in the news anymore.
It's still going on.
Insane. We live in an
insane world guys.
Unbelievable. Yeah.
And I kind of want to quickly touch on
the... that's real big in the news
right now are the Texas Democrats
who fled
Texas and abandoned their job.
The super spedders?
So they left and of course
I think we all know that
they've got the pictures they took to Private Jane
and they're all maskless.
They're on the bus with their
Miller Lite and they're all smiling
at parties and the shit and
now they're I think
up to six have been supposedly
have COVID now.
Alright but let's put this in perspective.
Hilarious. Hilarious. When they say
it's just like anything. I can get COVID
I could be atypical.
I don't show any symptoms whatsoever.
I mean they may be the same way.
So when you say... when someone says
oh I got COVID. What the fuck does that
really mean? I mean does that mean you're sick?
What I want to hear is
oh six of them are
are ill
because of COVID. That's what I want to hear.
I don't give a shit where they have COVID.
Are they underrated?
You want them to be ill?
No. No.
If you're going... look
you can have COVID
and show no symptoms.
Okay we've already talked about this.
Over 95% of people
don't show any symptoms.
So that's my point. So are they
sick or are they not sick?
They're not sick. They just tested
positive for COVID. So the fuck what?
Well because I could test positive
for alcohol. Yeah but now they need to...
And you will every day. Now they need to quarantine
for 14 days. Couple times a week.
So now is
it a ploy
to make them stay longer in D.C.
for two weeks while they quarantine? Well that's
what... people were claiming that
they were lying that they tested
positive. Right? But then
the problem with that is
they met with Kamala
Harris. They met with
Pelosi. They met with a number of people.
So if you're going to pull the bullshit
that you tested positive
and you didn't, you now have a
PR nightmare on your hands.
Because people are freaking out about this
virus. Right? Mask and
social distancing and
freaking out. And now suddenly
the entire government is going to fall
apart because Pelosi has been
exposed and
Kamala Harris has been exposed.
So is it real or not? Right?
Yeah that's the thing. Is it real or not? Right.
Because Kamala Harris met with them
and then immediately went on to
meet with somebody else.
And she was maskless
when she did. Right?
So then there was this...
Well she's vaccinated so it doesn't matter.
But does it?
So that's the whole thing.
They're kind of like well we understand
that you've already
had your shot.
But what about the people that have already had the
virus? And they've got
the antibodies. Isn't that better than the shot?
Isn't the shot supposed to prepare you
so that you can fight it?
Well so are antibodies.
You received it and you've already gotten
over it. You have antibodies to
fight it. So what's the sense of
getting the fucking shot if you're going to get the virus?
Right. And that's
exactly the argument that Cruz
and Rand Paul...
I mean they're all saying... Well there's no proof that
just because you have the antibodies that's going to
prevent you from getting it. Well there's no proof
that I'm going to get the virus...
the vaccine that I'm not going to get it. That's right.
So what the fuck? Well so they've been
selling this vaccine so
heavy handed, right?
Like you have to get it
because it's for the safety of the country.
But you still need to wear a mask.
Yeah.
And that's what Rand Paul and Cruz
and all these other guys are arguing. They're like, okay...
They're saying it's because
you don't know for sure
who has had the test and who hasn't.
So they're just saying, you know what? Because we
don't know. Everyone's going to wear one.
The bottom line is... It is wrong.
The bottom line is about the government having control
forever.
It's a lot worse than some of
these other countries. Like in Canada,
there's a guy that walked to
the grocery store.
And on the way to the grocery store,
he was walking. He took his mask off.
No one around him in the middle of a fucking
park sidewalk. They pounced on him.
No.
He was reported.
And then hours later,
they went to his house and arrested
him.
Oh man.
Nazi Germany, baby.
Unbelievable. This was in Canada.
Socialist Canada. Yeah.
That's Nazi Germany. Trudeau.
I'm telling you. That's exactly what they were doing
in the mid-30s.
They broke into his
house because his mom
was... I'm not letting you in.
And so they broke into the house.
Are you 100% sure this is
real? I'm 1000% because you
saw the actual footage.
The lady was
talking the whole time. The mom.
She was just like, here's what's going on. He went
for a walk. He went to the store. On the way to the store,
he took his mask off when there was no one around
because he was walking through a park.
And then he put his mask back on when
he approached people. Someone reported
him and then they came and arrested
him. Like two or
three hours later after he had got back home.
Didn't really know what the hell was going on. He was like, what's going on?
Well, it all starts with the
Nancy that reported his ass.
That's what I'm talking about. Nazi
Germany. They were telling people, they were telling
kids to report on their parents.
They were telling neighbors to report on
their neighbors. They were telling people
to
rat people out. I think they started
to go down that path here in the US.
If you see someone out,
report them. And it backfired.
Don't try to do that shit.
And they're like, no. I think
some of the liberal cities tried to do that.
Report. I think
who's the shit hole mayor of New
York? Shit hole
mayor of New York. What's his name?
De Blasio.
He set up a hotline.
Yes. Report him.
And he started to get all kinds of pranks.
Everyone's calling in to get pranks.
Yes, that was great. People made fun
of it. Yeah. So they had to
stop it. I love it.
I love it. US, it's great. All good.
All good with that.
The pansy folks up there in the north.
You know what we haven't done?
What happened? We were supposed to be doing? Shots of beer.
We were
supposed to go to the Frisco
Fighters indoor football.
Yeah, we've done that zero times. I think we've missed our chance.
No, they're going to make the playoffs.
So there's opportunity. Okay, we have t-shirts.
We have t-shirts. We have to go.
We have stickers. We have stickers.
We have stickers? I haven't worn my t-shirt.
Paul, have you worn yours? No.
I haven't either. It's sitting in my closet
ready to go. Mine's in my closet as well.
Have you tried on your t-shirt?
I tried it on. Oh.
You tried it on. I didn't like wear it out.
What does that mean? Are you claiming that like
it doesn't fit? What if like
your belly button's hanging out? I'm just saying.
Mine's crisp.
But that sounded like a challenge.
I bought you a double XL. Did it fit?
What a
dick comment. Did you try it on?
It may not fit.
That's so shitty.
He was like, I wore my t-shirt the other day.
And you and I were like, what? You don't remember that?
No. He totally said, oh, I wore it.
I said, we have t-shirts. He said, yeah, I wore mine the other day.
No, no, no. You did not say try it on.
You said I wore it the other day.
No, no, no.
He said he wore it.
You wore your triple XL?
No. Quadex.
He wore his quintuple
tent.
His octuple.
Your fighter's
mu-mu. His deca-ballard.
So when are we going to
go see that? Because I think the season ends.
Did you hear your fart?
I didn't fart.
And whenever I did burp, I said it was Sean.
Yes, you did.
And you burped several times.
You know what's hilarious?
I'm going to be totally honest.
We were driving back and we played probably
three of them.
And we couldn't finish the third one because
Shelly
started getting mad at me for my
cursing.
I'll finish that story in a second.
But anyway, so I mean, we're getting tired.
We've been driving for nine hours.
I'm like, I'm listening to the podcast, blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, you
apparently went on a string where
you didn't let
Jeff finish
like four stories in a row.
And Shelly
goes, Sean is
so annoying!
I had to laugh out loud.
It was funny. But anyway, so.
Oh, because I derailed it.
Yeah, you were derailing Jeff
over and over and over again.
And of course, I was too.
We all do it.
And that's why I told Shelly, I was like, listen,
we all talk over each other all the time.
How about those hot dogs? Let's go back to hot dogs.
National Hot Dog Day.
And according to National Hot Dog Day,
the Sausage Council
Americans will be consuming the
infamous little red tubes of meat.
Now I can't finish my story.
The council estimates that over seven
billion hot dogs will be eaten by
Americans between Memorial Day and
Memorial Day.
I thought that if you
watch Food Inc.
There are people that say if you watch that,
you will never eat another hot dog.
Is it Food Inc.?
There's some show that, like, if you knew how hot dogs
were made, blah, blah, blah.
Hot dogs have lips and assholes in them.
I know that. And is it really that grotesque
that you would never eat another hot dog?
The lips of what?
Lips and assholes of pigs and cows.
Depends what kind you get.
Chicken wieners, pork wieners, beef wieners.
Okay, so obviously you guys haven't watched
whatever they're talking about.
No. Why?
Well, I agree with you. So I stop eating food?
I thought it was Food.inc.
Alright, so what's the deal?
So you rip it on the hot dogs?
I mean, there's an acceptable amount of rat shit
in hot dogs, too. And peanut butter.
I'm sure. Oh, I love hot dogs.
What's up with peanut butter? Brother, I've never
heard you say that before. I don't care how many videos
I make about eating hot dogs. I'm watching.
I'm eating hot dogs. Period.
Yeah, it's green and they have to grind it until it emulsifies.
Yeah, but what if you get like the other...
I call them other in a Hail Mary thinking that
hopefully these other hot dogs I've been purchasing
aren't the same. So I mean, what about these like all beef hot dogs?
All beef is good. I think all beef is good.
It's better. But I think those Hebrew nationals
are even better. I like Nathan's. Nathan's are tasty.
Nathan's? Yeah, that's what the hot dogs...
But aren't those like the mutt of hot dogs, meaning it's got pork, beef and...
No, Nathan's is famous. That's what the hot dog eating contest...
I've never even heard of that one.
Nathan, well Kruger has it. Tom Thumb has it.
I've never heard of it.
But they have everything. It's like chicken, pork, and beef.
What about them? Why are they so special?
They're beef franks. No, they're good.
Okay, well hold on. Are they better than other hot dogs?
Well, they've got Angus beef hot dogs.
I like them better than... I've never had the Hebrew.
Are you talking about taste? Are you talking about healthy?
Like no nitrates, no bullshit, no fillers?
No, I don't know about that. They taste good.
Okay, so you're going 100% on taste.
Joey Jaws, chestnut, wins the 2021 Nathan's famous
Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.
He did 76. Time out.
So the guy that won the contest opened...
He started his own hot dog brand.
No. Nathan.
No. Nathan's has been around...
What are you talking about?
The guy that won the hot dog contest, his name is not Nathan?
It's Joey Chestnut.
Joey Chestnut. I'm sorry.
Joey Jaws chestnut. Come on, get it right.
Nathan's is the hot dog that they eat.
For the contest? For the contest, yes.
I'm so sorry.
He had 76 in 10 minutes.
I'm so sorry for making you guys so mad.
God. I'm trying to be a contributing member here.
You say you're the foil, but you're more like the body.
I am the foil.
I'm going to try the Hebrews.
This podcast would fall apart without me wrapping it in my foil.
I'm going to try the Hebrews next time I get a hankering for a hot dog.
It's good. That's all we eat.
Does it have a skin on it?
It has no skin.
No sheath?
It has a sheep thin skin.
Lamb skin.
It's a skin hot dog.
You can feel everything.
Is it ribbed?
It's ribbed.
It's a ribbed hot dog.
It feels fantastic.
You guys are terrible.
What do you mean?
I'm not a huge fan of hot dogs.
I was growing up.
The Costco dog is good.
I ate the shit out of the hot dog and it was fantastic.
$1.50 for a drink and a hot dog.
It's a massive hot dog.
My body said, hey man, that ain't cool.
You just introduced your system to chemicals galore.
Your body has to process that.
My body said, go back and get another one.
My body did not.
It was a quarter pound hot dog.
Have you had the slice of pizza over there?
The slices of pizza are huge.
They're like 28 inches in diameter.
They're super thick.
They're thick and they have very large slices.
They look amazing, but I heard they're like 2200 calories.
One slice?
No.
One slice?
No.
One slice is not 2200 calories.
I saw that on the board.
That's for the entire pizza.
It's like $50,000 for the whole pizza.
How much is a Big Mac or an Ultimate Cheeseburger?
That's massive.
I might be wrong.
I'm not good with math.
Plus you get dough, tomatoes.
Look up Costco pizza, Mr. Producer.
God, what's he doing over there?
I don't know.
What are we paying him for?
Anyway, you were telling a story about the drive home
listening to the podcast.
So Shelly was mad because I was derailing the program repeatedly.
I wish she would shut the fuck up.
Well, first off, she didn't like all the burping and belching.
But did she know sincerely that that wasn't me?
All of it?
Of course she did.
You just say that and I can tell by the look on your face.
Of course she absolutely knew that was all you.
It was me and it was you and it was Jeff and it was all of us.
She was like, oh my God, Sean.
And I was like, no, honey, we're all doing that.
And she goes, you guys need to stop doing that.
And then she had all sorts of opinions.
It is excessive.
And she had all sorts of opinions.
You guys should have, you should do your research before you blah, blah, blah.
And all the things that we've already talked about.
You should have a list of topics and be prepared.
You're not prepared at all.
We do have topics.
We go everywhere.
And I tell her, I tell her this is about entertainment.
This is about making people laugh.
Now, at some point, if we want to get really serious with this podcast and we want to like the topic, the one topic of next podcast is this, then we'll do that.
And we get a contract from Spotify for a hundred million dollars.
One hundred and thirty million.
We have to beat the rogues.
Yes. But I told her, listen, I get it.
We get it.
But you know what?
To your point, Sean, earlier tonight, you were saying we're going to have to add a second night, right?
We're going to have to add a second night.
We're going to have to we're going to have to add a second night to brainstorm and to plan and to this.
And we don't have a staff to pregame.
Yeah, we don't.
I don't know about you guys. I don't have a staff.
You guys don't have a staff.
We don't have a team that puts this shit together.
Right.
We don't have a staff to that looks like Bezos, like a staff Bezos rocket.
It looks like a staff.
Oh, you said staff.
You said staff.
I said both tech staff.
You know, you see my point?
I mean, if we want to add a second night to the week.
All right.
Kentucky bourbon.
Well, we need to do the same once the CNC gets to a hundred proof broken saddle.
I'm OK with that.
Did you know that?
This is a hundred proof broken saddle.
OK, what does that mean?
Paul's on his fifth glass.
I'm on my third.
I almost got it right.
I'm on my third glass and I'm fucking drunk.
Great.
This is my first.
I really do want you guys up at the cabin.
I know that's going to irritate you to hear that.
It does.
OK, good. Share that emotion.
Well, we just did the figure of time to do it.
I'm used to being hurt.
We tried to do it.
We tried to do this last July or August.
And it failed because
you were out, I was out.
No, we had the ice storm.
Sean had cat duty or whatever.
So we just couldn't get it.
Right. And then the tornado, remember the big storm.
King Kong came.
King Kong came and Godzilla
tore up our town.
Remember that? That was awful.
All over your face.
All over my face.
Godzilla came all over my face. That's what you just said.
Oh, God.
You know what? Cut his mic. That's it.
I've had enough.
So we just need to find a long weekend and do it.
OK, that's a great question.
What would be worth it to you
to drive 13 hours?
Get there Saturday, come back Sunday.
Perfect.
No, I'm being honest.
I'm not going to lie.
Perfect.
No, I'm being serious.
So if you were going to drive 13 hours,
how long would you want to be there,
have to be there before you come back
to make it worth it for you?
I'd want
three nights, four days.
Very specific.
The four days.
The fourth day is three nights, four days.
So we
drive all day
on a Thursday.
Actually, that's not true.
It'd be five nights, six days.
I think I'd go Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night,
drive back Sunday or Monday.
So four days, three days.
So Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night,
drive back Monday.
So drive all day Friday
and get there Friday night.
Leave super early Friday.
So it's 13 hours.
So if you leave at four in the morning,
we'll get there at dinner time, theoretically.
You don't even have to leave
that early, but OK.
Because you lose an hour, which is great.
OK, leave at six.
Plus the traveling. I love traveling.
I love the food.
That'd be fun too.
Sunday and Friday night, Saturday night.
And you want to be there all day Saturday.
All day Saturday, all day Sunday.
And then leave Monday.
Really? Do you be willing to do that?
I did that all the time when I drove to Cincinnati.
You'd be willing to drive 26 hours to be there for 48.
I did that all the time when I drive back to Cincinnati.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's...
That's a 15 hour drive.
That's a 15 hour drive to Cincinnati.
OK, well listen, we can make this happen.
Now, that was 30 years ago.
Yeah, and you're old now.
Don't we have any tier one guys
that own helicopters or something?
No, I don't. I have a friend that has an airplane.
I was in that airplane.
There you go. Can you borrow it?
But we can't all fit in there.
Can you borrow it and we'll just fly?
Yeah, no, I can borrow it.
You have a license on the Microsoft Flight Simulator?
Oh, did you?
Yeah, I flew an SR-71.
Does it have a keyboard that I can use?
Is the FBI tracking you right now?
No, no, no, this is official. Chuck Yeager is approved.
What?
Chuck Yeager Flight Simulator from Microsoft.
I know exactly who Chuck Yeager is, asshole.
What did he do?
He broke the speed of sound.
In an airplane.
What's it called? The Blue Comment.
Incorrect. Damn it!
You're right.
You are correct about... yeah, it was my dad's hero, he said.
You're a dick! I got the speed of sound right.
I think it was the X-1.
You don't even know?
No, I think it's the X-1.
You think? Right there.
I heard the word think.
What an asshole.
After they pop up, Sean's like, yeah, it's the X-1.
Well, he also did the SR-71.
Okay, first off, that's Spyplane
and that wasn't Chuck Yeager.
Yeah, he's the one that
developed the SR-71.
I don't think he developed it. Lockheed Martin
developed it.
Well, he was the test pilot for the production of it.
He went into AutoCAD and designed the airplane.
No.
It's a pen and paper.
Oh, like a napkin at the depot.
A protractor.
Speaking of all our papers are there.
Yeah, that's great.
At some point we need to talk about that.
DudesLikeUs.us
We do have an Instagram.
It's brand new.
So if you haven't seen the Instagram
I would give us a check out.
Dudes.Like.Us
And our producer
has come up with a little
snippet. Very creative.
Is that a mountain?
He's got a mountain with a big horn shape.
Candy corn mountain. And he's got
a weird looking
stick figure that is definitely Sean.
That is
hot dogs. And then there's an
airplane.
He's grilling the X1.
The square hot dog.
So you learned something today. The X1.
Whatever. The Bell X1.
Anyway. Anybody
knows that. So
this is where we start.
So there was a story
that I wanted to see if we can't
dig up something out because I don't know a whole lot about
it but it was a football, high school
football star
that was charged for
a high school football star.
Horrifying rape against someone.
It's a sad story. So it's a rape
allegation with a high school football
player. Where is he from?
Commander Cody. Is that
Montana? No that's just what I wrote
next to it. No.
That's it right there. Oh Ohio.
Nice.
Why?
Star. Okay hold on. Scroll down a little bit.
So a recently graduated standout
high school football player from Anderson County
in Ohio has been charged for allegedly
raping a girl as she slept according to
the course numbers. Why? That's what was close to where I
grew up. Closely but can each
18 years face charges of rape,
gross sexual imposition, sexual battery.
He was considered an elite athlete
at the private Cincinnati Hills Christian Academy
where he recently graduated from. He denies
the accusations against him. So how do you know?
The story that I've read
was kind of
said something else. It was kind of like
you know the documents read that she
pushed him off of her and realized
she was naked despite wearing
clothes when she went to sleep.
So when she, I mean is this one of these
Judge
Kavanaugh things where
you know they're just digging shit up. I mean
you never, you don't know. There's so many
scenarios and it sucks
because if she is completely innocent
I'd feel horrible and I guarantee
if one of my daughters were involved in that
I'd be handling it my own way
but. Do you believe your
daughter automatically? You know
you never know.
I want to and I want to give them the
benefit of the doubt but you know
this is such a difficult topic
because
there are so many
college scenarios
where
too much alcohol, too much
partying, too much music,
too much everything and everybody
you know everybody is drinking too much
and mistakes are made.
Right? We know that.
Mistakes are made when you're men,
mistakes are made when you're women
and women become vulnerable
and they have regrets
and they regret and they regret
and they feel guilt and they
feel shame.
Some sort of Christian violation
and the only way they're going to be able to get over it is if they blame it on.
Right.
And there's shame and there's regret and then
here's the thing and
in that same moment where
a guy has had too much to drink,
the girl's had too much to drink, the guy's thinking
you know
we're good.
Like we're together. We're both having
a good time. We're both drinking and
and...
She wants it. I want it. Yeah. We both want it.
We've been talking about it all night. We've been flirting
and dirty dancing all night.
Right. And you know she's been rubbing
my... Yeah. We both
we...
So... Perniculum?
No. No. No. Did he say
Perniculum? He said clitoris but it's a guy.
What? What the fuck is going on
over there? I don't know.
I blame Paul.
Why?
Anyway so... No I mean... They're carrying on.
They're rubbing. Yes.
Completely serious. It is a
it's a dangerous situation and my
wife, I gotta give her so much credit,
my wife, you know cause we have three boys.
Right. And they're off of college
and she tells them
you know this is a woman talking to her
sons. She's like
do not ever get involved
in a sexual, in a
flirtatious way with a
girl that is drunk.
Because you don't know what's gonna happen.
I've had the same and my wife has had the same
discussion with my boys. Yes. You know
and there's a song out there
that is about how to treat
a... I can't remember. It's a country song.
I'm gonna sex you up
Oh is that it? Color Me Bad.
I don't think that's it but I like that song.
But it's something about how...
Tick tock, get up, don't stop, tick tock, get up.
I actually heard that song the other day.
Tick tock, get up, boom boom boom
da da, boom boom boom da da
derail the story
da da, boom boom boom da da
da da da da da
nice.
Why are we doing
a podcast? We gotta get on stage.
Yes. Okay sorry.
Back to continue. So I don't know
she was rubbing on her clitoris.
Is that what you said?
No I think you did. Why?
That's what he said. I didn't say anything like that.
You absolutely said it.
Hold on I'll play it back.
Clitoris.
Alright.
That's the new ringtone.
Oh you are
gonna snapchat that too.
Yes I am.
I finished your story.
No well it's basically just
reaffirming that
my wife did the same thing as yours.
Guys it's a real thing.
You treat the drunk girl with respect and you take
them home and if it's meant to be then the next
morning you talk to her
or you call her up or whatever. Do not be intimate
when there's alcohol involved.
Don't do it. My boys
if they're drunk just head only.
Just a beege. Yeah that way
what?
I'm just saying look you know leave
their clothes on and you
just head only.
Wow. But should you
do anything
when the girls been drinking?
If you're gonna do anything that would be the
only thing. But I would argue
one step further. If they've been drinking
and they're
Not the only thing.
The girls could take just as much
advantage of the boys as the boys do with the girls.
And that's the tough part. I mean
in the moment
think about it. These are 18, 19, 20 year old
boys. They get just as horny as the guys do.
And in the moment. That frontal lobe
thing hasn't finished. They have no idea.
They start humping the thigh.
And in the moment the girl is right
there. It's not like she's
She smells nice. It's not like she's passed
out like uh. I mean
she's right there saying things
doing things and everybody
the two of them are
like involved and
They're chemically just
absolutely. But then the
problem is she
wakes up and goes
uh oh. Uh oh
what just happened? Yeah see that's my point.
And the guy, and to be honest the guy
may wake up and be uh oh what
just happened. And they're both
like shit. That's why
always leave their clothes
on. That way worst case scenario
she wakes up with a glazed donut face.
Okay. Do we time
stamp that? I mean
what do we do with that?
Really? I'm just saying
wow. I mean that is the worst case
because look evidently if she's blowing
you. What is that?
She wanted to do it.
What do you
I'm just saying it's a safe way
she's doing it.
Oh I forced her to blow me
come on.
Okay. I don't
I mean how is that going to stand up in a court
of law? She's going to come up the next day
and she'll be like oh my god. What would they do with Kevin
Oh. Well that was different
he said that she what is her name
Laura
Ford, Stacy Rolling Ford
She was like uh you know
he pushed me down and he
rubbed against me while his friends laughed
ha ha ha ha ha. And they were
like oh my god
I'm going to get a ticket. I'm going to get a ticket.
That was even less. Oh he made me
suck his wiener. In the
Kavanagh trial? No it was just he just
knocked me down and rubbed on me.
I was going to say she didn't say wiener.
I don't remember wiener. But in your scenario
she's you know deep
throat in it.
What is happening right now?
What is wrong with you guys?
There's no filter tonight. I'm trying to
dissect Sean's
I think it is flawed.
How? I don't know. In today's world
it is flawed.
Back when you were growing up
it was not. Today it is.
I would agree with that.
So here's the onus. The onus
is on the male
to not allow anything to happen
if the woman is vulnerable.
Remember this boils down to
in a court of law it boils
down to women are
vulnerable. Men are
the predator. But men and women are equal.
I know that. You can't have it both ways.
I know that but you guys don't understand what I'm
saying. I understand. Yeah we all do.
I'm just throwing their argument back at you.
I agree. I mean nowadays
oh my god. I mean we have
boys. We all have boys and we
stories of the women.
The girls. The girls. I should not women.
The girls throw themselves
at the boys. Yeah.
And I'm like trying to tell my boys
you know be careful. Be careful. Be careful.
But the girls are throwing
themselves. What would happen if the boy woke up
and went hmm I'm going to the police.
I just got raped by
four girls. Yeah.
They'd be laughed at probably. They'd be like
the cops would be like. They would laugh at them.
They would absolutely. What about those
teachers? They would 100% laugh. You know that
have sex with the high school
students. Yeah.
The seniors that are 17
and 18 years old. And that happens over and
over again. I don't get it.
Well it is either. Interesting conversations.
It's women. It's women that have
sex with male students.
And we probably should have started
this conversation at
a different point in this podcast. Yeah
I agree. You know hey happy
National Hot Dog Day.
And yeah. If you're going to stuff something
in your mouth. God bless
it. Make sure she's not asleep.
Wow. Wow. All right.
So we had two good bourbons tonight. We had
what did we have? We had Blade and Bow
and Chattanooga
Whiskey 111. Yes we did.
We covered a lot of good things.
And it was fun. And my name
is Paul. My name is Jeff.
This is Sean. Litter. And
we are dudes like us.
.us and we're
on Instagram. Yes. Which
is new. Spotify, Amazon
and there's Apple. Apple.
Very nice.
Have a good night. Hey join us next time.
Nice lava lamp.
It's very bouncy.