I've never been there. My neither.
I haven't. My neither. What about your
neither? My neither. Good lord. Well, welcome to the
the latest edition of Dudes Like Us.
dudeslikeus.us dudes like us.us. Talking to dudes like you.
about dudes that do stuff like we do.
Anyway, I'm Jeff. I'm Paul. And I'm Sean.
And welcome to Dudes Like Us. There you go.
On National Hot Dog Day. Oh, it is.
You know, they sell flat hot dogs now. Have you seen those?
I think I said flat hot dogs. Flat, round hot.
So you cook them like a hamburger and eat them on a hamburger bun.
Basically a spam. Essentially, yeah. With hot dog skin.
With wiener skin around it. Nice. OK, hold on.
Hold on. I do recall something about this, but it's it's
it's they're more square shaped for sandwiches.
Well, they're they're not exactly round, but they're they're not square.
They're designed for sandwiches. Yeah.
As opposed to a bar. Do they sell them in a can like spam?
No, like that jelly, like a deck of cards.
You just shuffle them. No, no.
You grow them up like a like like a hot dog, but they're
you flip them like a hamburger. I don't like that. Yeah.
I don't know. I've never tried. They're not cheap, so I probably won't try them.
What the hell? People can spend more money to buy flat hot dogs
than normal hot dogs. Paul Paul has the little red tubes of meat.
Yeah, he likes to he likes to wieners.
I like the wiener. So versatile.
It is National Hot Dog Day.
And I like a good hot dog. I like some good accoutrements on there.
You know, some sauerkraut, mustard, onions.
I'm out on the sauerkraut.
Never been a fan. Never will be a fan. Sorry.
Especially on really cold days. Did you say sauerkraut?
Yeah, I'm not. I love sauerkraut. Of course you do.
I lived in Germany. I love sauerkraut.
Well, it's not necessarily the reason, but I just forced to eat it.
I'm half German. You are? Yes.
I'm three quarters German. What difference does it make?
I like sauerkraut. You don't, bitch. I don't, bitch.
Dude, this is the first time we're going to throw down in the middle of podcast.
Dude, I like it. Look up. Look up. Why don't you like sauerkraut?
Look up flat wiener real quick.
It's cabbage that smells funny.
Or hot dog or wiener. Get out of here.
You know, honestly, I think that there are just some people out there that are immature about food.
That's me. And that's OK. I'm trying to be better.
I'm OK with that. You know, I'll own that. I'll own that.
There's a ton of stuff that I treat food like a five year old.
It's that Rastelli's right there. That's an absolute true statement.
There are a bunch of people out there. Me, I don't care. I'll eat almost anything.
I mean, as long as it's not like sliced up penis, I'm good.
What? Did they sell that?
Hell, there's like menudo. Menudo made out of like cow tripe.
Menudo is a soup, yeah, with tripe in it.
Oh, they have all sorts of like bull testicles and.
Yeah, I want to pass on that.
Well, you have Rocky Mountain oysters, right?
Is that tongue?
No, those are sheep nuts.
Oh.
You remember seeing Chevy Chase in Funny Farm?
Where he's sitting there, he's eating them and he eats one. He goes, that's the new record.
The new record. And he's like, these things are good.
He's like, I can eat. He kept eating them.
He's like, no one's ever eaten that many before.
150.
No, no, give me all three of those. I'm breaking the record.
If I'm going to break the record, might as well break the record, right?
I just love that. He starts popping more in his mouth.
Oh, that's great.
And they told him what they were and he's like, yeah.
That's gross.
Oh, there they are. The flat hot dogs.
No.
I don't see that you eat on a hamburger bun.
I'll try them out.
I don't see the draw of that.
I don't know.
It's just a different way for you to get your meat.
It kind of looks like bologna this way.
Yeah. Maybe they are easier to grill, though.
They fit on a... you don't have to buy hot dog buns.
If you have hamburgers, now you don't have to buy two sets of breads.
You just buy one bread.
So you get 12 of these things for $55.
You can do what?
You get 12 of those.
For $55?
Well, $56, actually.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's retarded.
No. Three easy pays of $18.63? No.
Something's not right.
Well, it says 12 three-ounce hot dogs.
12 three-ounce hot dogs with standard shipping and handling.
What is this?
This is QBC.
QBC selling flat hot dogs?
Turn this off immediately.
Do you have any men points we're losing by even having this show on right now?
It's kind of jiggly.
Good Lord.
I've never been to the QBC website before.
Well, you know what?
That's awful.
All right. Well, anyway, let's quickly get through our bourbon.
Happy National Hot Dog Day for those hot dogs.
I like to do the traditional stuff.
Me too.
I like Memorial Day, Fourth of July, and Labor Day.
I always like the hamburgers.
I prefer brats.
I prefer brats, too, man, and sausage dogs.
But it's more it's not just the hot dog.
It's the spirit of togetherness.
It's the spirit of a summer party.
It's the spirit of being outside in the sun and having a hot dog on National Hot Dog Day, maybe a baseball game.
You know, and I remember I had the wonderful experience of serving my community in HOA for years.
Long time.
And we would set up.
Too long.
I'm still on my way out.
You stood up for two years.
I'm done.
You have HOA PTSD.
You know that I'm signing out.
What's that?
PTSD.
Yeah, you have HOA PTSD.
Oh, man.
You know what?
I was driving.
I know I'm getting caught off a tangent, but I was we were driving somewhere and I saw a sign.
Hey, this weekend we have a what is it called?
Yard sale at Yard sale this weekend.
Saturday from eight to two.
I was in Africa too.
HOA yard sale.
I was.
You started convulsing.
I almost cried because I didn't have to do any of it.
I didn't even know about it.
OK, well, hold on.
So it's exciting to you.
It's exciting to see it because shit's getting done and I'm not having to do it.
Very nice.
And the counterparts have picked up the ball and they're running with it.
And I'm going to be like the Pink Panther dude.
They can't replace you because every time you did a holiday cookout, what did you do with the hot dog?
Keistered it.
You keistered the hot dog.
And they love you for it.
That's what the well, that's when I go around like a queen and start making deposits.
Oh, that's not what I was thinking.
So the National Hot Dog Day reminds me of being out in the sun, being out of the pool, this pool party.
And, you know, we would we would have to make food for, you know, to prepare for one hundred fifty people or something like that.
I could potentially show up.
So you got a lot of hot dogs and burgers and I would love to do the hot dogs.
So I cook them all on my grill and and I get a little system set up right when the dogs are all done.
I slap them in the bond, I roll them up in an aluminum foil wrap.
But you did this at home before you even went out to the pool.
I did. Very nice.
Yeah. Well, I mean, it was just a run back and forth, you know, and and I would try to get some people to help.
But with your green egg, you could cook them in like three seconds.
You could flash cook them.
No shit, man. I got that damn egg up hot and we were trying to see the sous vide brisket this weekend.
So we slapped it on the grill and man, I threw some of that polis sausage on there.
That shit was done in seconds.
So you're like ashyfied.
Almost. I was like, fuck, man.
It started, you know, it splits open.
It starts. Its innards are coming out.
And I was like, shit, I'm going to wait too much stuff going on.
Jeff's got the torch and he's burning the brisket, trying to create a char.
So hold on. How'd that go?
Well, let him finish his HOA story first.
Yeah, my bad.
We'll talk about the meat.
But the the you know, that was basically it.
So National Hot Dog Day, we wrap them up and everyone goes out.
Tell you what, when you get a ballpark burger or ballpark hot dog and it's in that foil and you open it up and it's warm.
Steaming.
You put a big swath of mustard on it.
Nice and soft. You know, it's not the you know, sometimes you get like the yeah, big I like the mustard.
I like mustard.
If they have sauerkraut, I'll have that too.
I'll pass.
Do you like the nice?
I like sauerkraut.
Nice.
What are you doing with your hands there?
First off, hold on. You don't put sauerkraut on hot dogs.
You put sauerkraut on brats.
You put on hot dog too.
No, you don't. I don't know who does that.
But you know, there's a lot of people do it.
But you know what some people do that it's also kind of I think it's disgusting is they put mayonnaise on hot dogs.
That's right.
I'm not on the right.
I think I think ketchup on hot dogs is nasty.
I think it's mustard or nothing.
Can I go back to what he asked?
What were you doing with your hand?
I was trying to emulate the the German really stone ground mustard.
I like that kind of mustard on.
So for those people out there, his part was facing the ceiling and he was taking his fingers and he was like rolling like he had two of those Asian metal balls.
He's been rolling his hands.
It looked like he was tickling something.
Yeah, you're friggin trying to play little cockleballs.
You're putting the final touches on your cornstarch.
Could be.
No, that's Sean.
Oh, that is Sean.
But I like I like to sauerkraut.
I like the onions.
I don't like relish.
I don't like sweet with hot dog.
It needs to be mustard or horseradish.
I like horseradish as well.
Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.
Yeah, let's talk about our chat.
Nuga whiskey.
That's what we're doing right now.
Chat Nuga whiskey. So we tried to chat Nuga whiskey.
It was the 90 proof.
And I remember our notes were that we liked it.
And this is basically the same thing, but with a higher power.
So this one is a hundred and ten, a hundred and eleven proof.
And and it's hot.
It's a little spicy.
I think it's hot.
Start to finish.
Hold on.
When you say I think we're confusing the words hot versus spicy.
And I think it's not the same thing.
Extremely spicy.
Yeah, it's spicy.
You know, as far as hot, it is a hundred and eleven proof.
But it's it's got a very sweet taste to it.
I like it.
It's yellow corn.
Yeah, I like it a lot.
Let me see here.
Yellow corn, malted rinds and the barley.
It's got the caramel, malted barley, caramel, malted barley, caramel.
Plus the plus the new added little feature that we don't know anything about.
It says it's fermented and extended seven days.
What's up with that?
Yeah, I have no idea what that means.
Extended seven days, which means it normally ferments for a certain amount of time.
And this one, they extended.
I don't know.
I don't know what that means.
But you know what?
The age is greater than two years.
Not that impressive.
It could be 30 years.
It just says greater than.
Oh, right.
Right. Yeah.
No, that's a good point.
Actually, you probably look on there and look at the when it was modeled.
So handcrafted from a single fermentation in small batches.
Chattanooga Whiskey 111 cask is the unfiltered barrel strength expression of our signature Tennessee high malt.
By omitting third additional filtration process, cask 111 is able to retain every bit of flavor and complexity from the rich ingredients and long maturation process.
You thought I was going to say it did to you.
I didn't.
The word is maturation.
There's no S either.
The hell?
Why is Dawson calling you?
No.
I don't know.
I'll call him back.
No.
Do we have a calling guest?
No, we don't.
You know what?
I did pick up a little device, brought it so that we can start doing some.
If we ever do interviews or something like that, or if you are going out of town and you actually have good phone reception, the little device right there,
you can plug in and start doing podcast stuff.
That would be fun.
Yeah, so if one of us goes out of town and we want to do the podcast, if we could squeeze it in, you take the, what I think what it does is it takes your phone call and puts it into the board.
Very nice.
Yeah, we need to.
Well, I mean.
Instead of going like this.
I mean, here's the thing.
Now that sponsors are freaking hounding us.
Flocking us.
Flocking.
I don't know.
We've got about at least 10.
The back beatings.
Bourbon companies just saying, here, take this free stuff.
Yeah.
I mean.
Barrels.
My God, we don't have room for it.
We don't have room for all these barrels.
Are they giving us barrels?
We have an alpha shelving coming in and suspending us.
God, it's just ridiculous.
How many?
Anyway, so yeah, now that we're kind of becoming real and we have more than one listener.
We have two.
I have two by myself, my parents.
Really?
Yeah, well, that's not true.
You know what's funny?
Somebody texted me after listening to a podcast and you know how we were talking about Rodall
Rogers and I thought it was I thought it was Electric Generation, those fans underneath
the freeway.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
So I had a friend text me and go, those are ventilators, dude.
It's totally out of the blue.
Like no context, nothing.
He just put those are ventilators.
I knew exactly what he was talking about.
I was like, I know.
I'm an idiot.
I thought they were I thought they were generation.
Doesn't matter.
Anyway, it is kind of fun that people are listening and that they're connecting with
the stories and they're, you know, and they're reaching out and they're kind of being fun
with it.
I just wish there were more.
All right.
Anyway, we're getting there.
We're getting there.
Slow but sure.
We'll have millions eventually.
Millions.
All right.
Now that I don't have a lisp anymore, I think that drove a lot of people away.
You don't?
Well, I.
Hell, that's your nickname.
I mean, your name is Paul, but we actually we call you the is the double S here.
The same with Sam, the lisp, the lisp.
We're going to get you a we're going to get you a cape with a great L on it.
Kid Lisp.
Your kid rock.
Mikey, he likes it.
Lisp.
Hey, guys.
Lisp.
No, it is much better with the like that with the screen like a daffy duck.
My bad.
One of the things I wanted to kind of touch on today is all right.
The women's Olympic soccer team today.
Oh, they dominated.
They won what?
Twelve to nothing.
That's a big fat negative.
They actually well, OK, they started out.
They know what for the anthem.
I don't know if all of them did, but the team for the most part knelt for the anthem.
And then they proceeded to lose.
Yeah, that's great.
They got skunked three to zero by Sweden.
Good women's soccer team kneels before game.
That what I that what I was just reading.
Yes, they know before the game for the what what?
Why?
OK, when are they when are sports teams going to realize that is turning fans off?
Well, the NFL hasn't figured out they're about to go more woke.
Yes, they are.
And the NBA struck out big and they and they recognize that.
And they said and they said this year, we're not going to do what we did in the playoffs last year.
They're still way down.
I saw they are.
They are.
But they're not doing what they did last year, which is put the shit on the jerseys and they're not doing kneeling.
And so they're trying to like put that behind them.
And other sports are not learning like the women's soccer.
They're not learning.
And guess what?
You know, it's going to be horrible Olympics like all the Olympic athletes.
I know this is the I know I get it.
I get it. Yeah, I get it.
But you're going to start seeing that on the podium.
You're going to start seeing and people will not tolerate it.
They're not going to tolerate it. And they're going to tune out.
Well, I mean, why even participate if you're not if you're if you're going to be a butt monkey about it?
They all didn't.
You know, the Olympics are supposed to be representing the United States.
That's the reason why you're there is representing the United States and the flag.
I mean, it's it's it's all inclusive, man.
It's ridiculous. You know, if they're going to do that, I say that they get kicked off the team.
Yeah, I'm with you. Fuck them. I'm with you.
I just I can't stand it. It is it's irresponsible for them to air stuff like that.
It is an inappropriate place for them to be doing that. Yeah.
Well, I know the Japanese government has said there will be no protests.
During the games like for Japanese, Japanese athletes all athletes, I understand.
They don't want to make a mockery of the Japanese Olympics.
I wonder if that's what I wonder if that's on the podium, though.
Well, yes, it's probably on the podium because they probably would have got them for this.
I didn't know the Olympics frickin started. Was there an opening ceremony?
Yes, I didn't see that.
When I saw it on YouTube TV yesterday, the day before.
Sorry, go ahead.
I complete I used to watch I usually watch that every single year
So what was significant about the game that they lost to today was that this was?
Sweet was the one that knocked him out in the 2016 Rio games
So they went down to the quarterfinals and Sweden knocked him out. So this is kind of a rival
Yeah, so it wasn't a crappy team, but still getting beat three to nothing. It's an ass with him. He got scum
Yeah, that's an ass with him in soccer. It is and then look at the NBA team
They lost they lost in Nigeria. They lost to Nigeria and they turned around and lost to New Zealand or Australia
It was Australia. I don't remember and then the third game they crushed them like whoever it was, but I tell you what I
Hate it that I'm starting to root against the teams that are
Representing our teams. I don't want to root against American athlete. I'm not I'm still gonna want to win but me too
I'm just I'm not as proud
Unfortunately, you know
I remember when the women played in the World Cup
I was in Vegas and we were walking down one of those
Promenades inside the casino and like their TVs were on and people were crowding around the TVs and it was the it was the women's
Soccer I saw them play when I was huge. I saw them play in the World Cup up at Vancouver
Yeah, I was up there and I watched them and they beat I think it was Nigeria as a matter of fact
It was the US team these a lot of the same same girls and and we were so proud and we were going nuts when they
Scored in there and by the way, they were beating the shit out of everybody
They were I mean it was like six to nothing like eight to one like yeah, they beat
pretty sure was Nigeria and
Yeah, they beat them whole anyway. Oh
Yes, I remember that 12. It was like 12 to nothing or so
Yeah, bad
Anyway, but my point is maybe it was Mozambique. But the point is we were proud
Yeah proud of them. It was before politics got into sports. That's before all that this all that all that
Neeling bullshit started happen the divisiveness
How come I don't get paid as much as the man? Yeah, I don't think that's the reason
Oh, that's part of it. And it's that funky haired girl. What's her name? Megan Rapinoe?
How you know how to she's been on my cliff bars? Yeah, how wonderfully uniting she is for the country isn't she negative?
No, she's not at all. Yeah, and she has I don't even know what color hair that is
And you know what? She's gonna go down and feeling about herself that she took a stand for for like a cause
But the reality is she divided a country and that and she needs to live with that. She is divisive and she makes
Americans be at each other's throats about things that we weren't she does that we weren't at each other's throats before about and that and
I think every athlete and I think every influential person needs to consider
Is my speech is my social media post is my actions on TV is my interview
Is it uniting the country or dividing the country?
They need to ask them she divides. Yeah, she's absolutely divisive agreed
So anyway, you know, I'm not gonna actively root against them
I don't want to and I want the US to win every single gold but I hate to see their
Antics their wokeness and all that crap agreed
Anyway, I am excited about the Olympics. So I thought the opening ceremonies had already started
Maybe maybe I was wrong. Maybe that was the pre something. I don't know
But you can maybe if you could put up the schedule for the Olympics because I do not want to miss it
It's once every four years or this this one got delayed a year, right? It was supposed to be last year
Yeah, okay. So this is even more of a delay
football
Football which is soccer right football
Yes rowing shooting archery archery, you know, what's interesting
Growing up when I was growing up kid from age 5 until I went to college 18
We had a guy who lived two houses behind me
And he this was in 76
He was an archer in the Olympics and I think he won gold medal
No way. Yeah, and in his backyard
He had
An archery thing set up. Yeah, like a little target and he had the you know, those professional
Composite bows or yeah the and this was back in the late 70s
so I'm sure that it wasn't quite as good at the gut now, but he had those kinds and he'd sit back there and
And it's it back there and practice. It was just some just some dude
It was really good at it. Yeah
I think his name was Darrell pace and he would break branches off his tree and make a bow out of it
He would and he'd whittle. Yeah, he whittled a bow
Because you said it was 70 right in this late 70s. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, Darrell pace there is right there
No way that was your neighbor. Yeah, he looks like a serial killer. I mean look at that. That's 70s right there all the way
The glasses and everything if that guy drove up in a van
Like you're running reminds me. What is that Napoleon Dynamite?
Movie looks like Napoleon Dynamite's brother. Yes, what I'm saying. He looks scary. Well actually much later
He looks better there where he shaved off the mustache. It looks like
I mean, I never hung around him. I mean he was he was
Damn name actually he was he was quite a bit older at least
At least 10 12 years older than me
So I never hung out with him or anything like that, but we go back there and see right
But what an accomplishment a gold medal at the Olympics. I mean, it doesn't get much better than it was big and the city
I grew up in was small just small Ohio town, right? Incredible. That's where a lot of these
Olympians for this kind of sport come from did you wear a shirt like that? I'm sure I know what you know. Yes, he did
No, that's terrible. No, it sure is terrible. I think it's tight. It was popular in your area
It was I mean the guy lived right behind you. I think that's the official Olympic shirt. I don't think so
That was from the local target up the street
They didn't have target back then it was probably came on you stand in his backyard with an apple on your head. I did
I cut it with my teeth
If you see you as good as you are once you hit this apple off my head now
He makes you have a baby in Iran or head he started on Jeff Jeff and the the bow whatever this dude
We're on that's incredible. Jeff would catch bows or arrows as they're flying through the air
That was a dude. I there's also a guy who kind of bought his teeth
You know that reminds me did you guys ever watch the show I'm assuming it's on maybe
Show show time but super Dave. Oh, yes. So super Dave Osborne super Dave Osborne, right?
So they used to do those little skits where he'd be on a wheel and like his his his he was he might be
His kid he was he was mocking uh evil Knievel of course, of course
And then he'd be tied up on the wheel and they'd spin it and his like
Sidekick would throw the axe and every single one of them would hit him in the nuts
I remember there was boobies and he'd be like, oh my god. I think there was always boobies in that show super day
I've never seen boobies in this show boobies. I believe those show time. Yeah, so they they'd have boobies very nice
Anyway, that was that was really funny. I enjoyed watching that. Yeah super Dave was funny. I used to uh,
Totally made fun of evil Knievel
Well evil Knievel was huge back. Uh, when at least when we were growing up late 70s 80s
Well, they even had toys. I had the evil Knievel toy where you take the little motorcycle put it on the little
The little carrier and then you got the little wind wheel and like yeah spins that thing and you release it
And he takes off and jumps and he's got the little cape. That's all plastic and rigid
And if you do it just right, you'll cut somebody
Dude, if you if you had toys made after you you you made it
Well, I remember the like you were the big time the big one. I remember watching on tv
Was when he tried to jump snake canyon. It was basically a rocket. I remember that it was basically a rocket
He tried to
Like he said i'm gonna jump snake canyon, but it was he was essentially in his capsule that just was on this wood ramp that
Rocketed out and made it I only made it halfway
And then he just kind of parachuted down to the bottom of the canyon. So he missed no
He missed did he so did he end up dying during a stunt? No, he's dead now
But he did not die one of his stunts did not kill him. No now did now his son
Robby, can evil I tried to continue his deal and I think he did die in a stunt. I think he did die
Yeah, look up evil. Can evil
I think I think he did
Like I said, it was either him. Okay. I it's kn. Okay. N i e it's evil. Oh, it's weird name
Can evil evil can evil there is look at that. That's a badass uniform though
Did you wear that when you were a kid? Did you have chest hair at that age?
I do know
Thanks for shooting
Wow
Okay, no, but that was big shit back in the day
So he's got this big leather jacket on and he's got this big v
of uh red white and uh blue stars banner kind of and he's got some serious cleavage
And he's got the chest hair. He's got the the moody blues haircut with the big
Muff top hair, you know when we finally do video
He's got a cane the very first podcast we're gonna do with video is all three of us gonna wear that
And we did we had our hair to look like that. Oh, I'm gonna wear a thong. We're gonna wear evil. Can evil outfits
But I remember I think he said that he's like, yeah, i've broken every bone in my body
I remember there's footage of him when he tried to jump is it caesar's palace fountains?
And he missed terribly and he just went splat and slid in and just on the like in the water
No, he hit the ground. Oh my god
Yeah, the you know, there's fountains in front of caesar palace
Oh, yeah, and he jumped it and he didn't make it
I think he either went too far or he hit the ramp and he just went flying. What a night and he broke all kinds of stuff
Anyway, so so look up his son. I think his son did die in a stunt, but it looks like I mean there's
Bobby he's super old even keneval right there. So obviously he survived
But his son maybe not so much. We'll go to all so you can see who cares. Yeah, that's a good point
Yeah, all right moving on we'll never know about robbie keneval now. He's dead. Is he dead? How you know because he died
He he went he uh, he drove over a cliff. You don't know that. Yeah right there. It looks like legendary american daredevil
uh
We're 20 world records in his credit son of the world's most renowned, uh, evil keneval and um
Not dead
Well, jeff said he was dead. So you said he would know you you said he was dead write that down
You just said he fell off an official count
Yeah for the first time
Was wrong you're wrong paul said I think he's dead. I may have agreed with you like yeah
He is dead. No, you you were you you said it with authority. You did say with authority
You would I know for a fact he's dead. I watched him die. I was there when he died
I caused his death
I was there. I caused it. I tripped him. I stuck a trant. I was a witness
I was a witness and they did the
Rest of it moving on
Yes, we overdid the robbie keneval thing god. What a beatdown. That was a beatdown
All right. What you know what you had another topic that was uh exciting. Well it was and um
something
Kind of exciting happened the other day was it yesterday or
monday is uh jeff bezos launched a huge penis
Into the into the clouds with him in it
Absolutely a phallic symbol into the stars. You know they did that on purpose
Let me see, you know, everybody's been talking about this show me a picture of this big penis
This big rocket space rocker. So it's basically like like a tower. It's got a huge shaft and oh god
It looks a head on a helmet, you know, and it's
Even worse than I thought
Look at that
It's a big dill rod is what that is
that
is horrible
I bet uh, I bet it's got great aerodynamics
I hope so. They don't be dead if it vibrates a lot
Okay, so hold on. Okay. So there was this space race between billionaires, right and richard branson did his
virgin galactic
Was that last month or week or not?
Even not like a couple weeks ago and that was and he was the first one he beat him. He beat bezos, right now
it
he apparently his team fucked up the
The delivery of it like the the videos and like everything social media now, right?
You want to watch it live?
You want to experience it firsthand blah blah blah and it was messed up like technical difficulties
So no one saw it not really and then I think they saw it maybe later type of thing
But that's not the same thing. Anyway, so he came back
and
It was supposed to be
You know, I thought his stock was going to go freaking ape shit crazy. It lost
It lost it is lost 30% or more since then why amazon stock?
Well
Bezos or no virgin virgin galactic?
And so I was like, well, why why is it losing money?
Like I I thought it would have been like a huge news, right?
Because it was only 30 bucks one of you about 40 bucks a share at the time
I thought it was going to skyrocket and uh, no it's lost
Probably more than 30% of it and part of it had to do with the fact that they offered a whole bunch like 500 million dollars
A new stock and so it devalued the stock
But anyway, I thought it was going to go nuts
Anyway, so then bezos does his thing and it got way more press
I don't know if it did anything to the stock though the amazon. Well, it's it's not amazon
He does he's not he's not the ceo of amazon anymore. Well, but he's amazon. He still is amazon, right?
No, he's not part of amazon anymore
You don't mean no. Well, I know what you mean. This is called blue origin or something like that
His company and I watched it. I texted you guys. I said hey, here's the link
It's on fox news and I watched it and it was cool
But I was underwhelmed at the same time because basically he went straight up
And then straight down it was 10 minutes. Well, how'd they come down?
They well the the it was cool because the little capsule
um
broke off not broke off but detached from the
The fuselage right the head the penis head the penis head detached from the separated from the head the head shaft
Yeah from the from the shot load correct
so
Rejected is they were trying to keep going with that
So they kind of shot up there a little bit and then the the shaft came back down and then landed itself
Which is always cool to see you know that thing comes down. Did they go to space?
They went in the outer atmosphere. I don't think they were technical. I don't know. What do they call technically space?
They had some they're like 68 miles up. Okay. Well, that's yeah, they had weightlessness
You could yeah, they had weightlessness and zero g's you can see the horizon
Okay. Well, that's good enough from the video feed I saw but they were out in space where it was dark
Yeah, so they went up and then the fuselage the shaft came back down landed itself, which is always cool to see
That is cool. And then
he started him and his his buddies came down in this capsule and uh
Launched you know just fell right and uh parachutes came out and they landed
They they showed the miles per hour and they got up to like 2,500 miles an hour or something like that
Oh damn, it's fast
And uh on the way back down they didn't but uh, they hit the ground at about 16 miles an hour
Ouch
So it hit this they're out in the desert somewhere and hit this huge plume of dirt
It goes out so, you know, they all got a jar. I mean, it's not fast, but still you hit something at
15 60 miles an hour. Yeah, you're gonna get a jolt for sure
You know what's interesting is spacex gets so much coverage, right?
But the way they I knew they're doing production launches, right to the space station and and they're landing their booster rockets and stuff
But I haven't heard shit about blue origin
Yeah, like you don't see any videos on it. You know his shit does coverage
Well his well at least his rocket did the same thing that uh spacex does
It landed itself and it did it then it worked. It did it right there in the desert not on some shit
They had an older lady on there. She was like 82 years old. Yeah
Yeah, well they did the youngest the oldest they wanted to break records, right?
So Bezos was there and the youngest that guy the guy on the left is 18 years old. I think his brother is there on the right
The guy on the far left is 18 and you know what he is. He's a
He's a hedge fund hedge fund manager at 18 years old. He's like some brilliant
prodigy
Money-making that's all right. I mean if you have it, no absolutely. I'm not judging him at all
Anyway, but they wanted to make a point
They did the oldest human ever in space and the youngest human ever in space
As part of their little gimmick look at Bezos, uh, you got that cowboy hat on it's like so it sits on his eyebrows
He took a major hit
When he came back, do you know why?
Well, because the cowboy in space cameras what no he
Thanked. Oh, yeah, okay. What was the deal on that?
He thank Amazon Amazon and the he thanked Amazon his employees
He says and all of us because he couldn't have got there without us and them
Yeah, that's the consumers and the employees
But it was worded a little differently
It was like the way that the the the journalists and you know
You can take everything the wrong way if you want to he basically said to the to the employees
and to the uh
Customers customers. Thank you for sending me into space which was this you paid for this. That's exactly the way
That's what he said. You paid for this
And he's freaking worth what 300 billion?
No, it's like 100. He is the richest. He's like 150 billion now
Right, and he totally could have paid for everything by himself and yet apparently but that's it
I was texting my sister because she actually texted me. I didn't had no idea what's going on
She goes you watching the beast?
Rocket and I was like no, so I opened up the fox app and it was live and it was 10 minutes
So I just sat there and watched it nice and uh, I texted back. I was like wow, that was a really expensive 10 minutes. Yeah
You know, it was an expensive trip. No doubt very very cool
And uh, you know, it's just the first I think I was I was hoping that he'd go up there
And orbit a couple times and then come down right, but I don't know. No, he just went straight up
and then right back down so I think it's interesting because
There were a lot. There's a lot of criticism of both Richard Branson and Bezos and because they're nauseated by the fact that billionaires
are going to space and
You know and and this is not like environmentally friendly these launches
Right, it's not solar powered
No
Wind powered. No, not at all windmills on them. I mean, I think I think I think
It's interesting that that that the that the left because these are generally left-wing guys
Bezos is Bezos is for sure
And they're not getting and they're not getting
You know flattering. Well, they were yeah, they were they were slamming them. They were just like, you know, it's like
42,000 dollars a minute or something like that. Right. It was ridiculous
And they were saying, you know, what is he doing to the planet? I mean the whole thing. He's part of
The the big money of the democrats, right?
He would think that they wouldn't say anything like that. Yeah, they were turning on him. I thought it was interesting
Anyway, he doesn't care. But you know what? I think it's it's not a bad thing for space travel, right?
I mean, it's not a bad thing for the
In technology the dude on the left the 18 year old
His brother is that the brother on the far right?
That's Bezos in the middle and then you have his brother on the right
Oh, that's Bezos his brother, correct? Oh, okay. Yeah, it's good to be the sibling. Oh hell. Yeah
I mean
Dude, look if I had the money my brother would be going and mine would be you guys would be going
Yeah, I did. I make well and the Jeff would be going. Oh damn it. I knew I was
Yeah, my bad. No, I don't know why I would have thought I would have been invited
You're the foil
I just I just the point is I'm not going to be the brother
I just I just the podcast foil fuck it
Yeah, I mean I watched it it was cool and um
But you know, I was just kind of
Man, you were underwhelmed. I was I was expecting more
Yeah, you know, it's a great technological feat and uh, it's cool
But i'm just I was just thinking I go around the the earth two or three times
I tell you what the shit that space x is doing is freaking unbelievable
Like they're launching stuff and it's going to the space station and refueling the space station and now they have a manned
Thing to the space station and all the rockets are coming down and landing in the ocean on the platform and all that shit is amazing
Amazing. Very very cool. It's good stuff. All right. All right, so moving on I think we beat this one to death
Well, I wanted to follow up a little bit about our hot dog international hot dog day or national hot dog day
Uh, we were talking a little bit about the cooking the dogs and being on the grill and stuff. Well this weekend
we happened to
um
One of the things I cooked and we posted on our dudes like us instagram was we we actually needed a a brisket
Uh, yes, almost a 16 pound brisket for yeah, 188 hours
It was about 45 hours 40 48 46
Ish, whatever it was almost 50 hours and and you got the inspiration from
Well, we were watching. Um, uh youtube well, well first of all, I bought one of those little by anova
Those cookers that you put in water right and heats up the water
And this process is called sous vide so u.s
space vid e
and um, I guess sous vide is a french word I guess it cooks and cooks by
A electrical wand cook your minutes of it. I think it's congolese
Yeah, so you basically take your meat and you put it in a plastic bag
And you vacuum pack it seasoned and then you you put it in this water and it has a controlled temperature
Uh, if I let's say I have a steak and it's a nice big tomahawk
It's about three inches thick and I season the shit out of it put it in this bag
And three inches thick probably about two and a half hours
You cook it in the sous vide if I want a medium rare, I probably set it to about 128 degrees, right?
And it's set I can cook it for two hours. I can cook it for three hours. I can cook it for four hours
It'll never go past
Medium rare, of course, you know because it's just not there's no longer water
It stays on there the more the proteins it breaks down and the more tender that it gets
Okay, but you got to be careful. You can't do it too long
Yeah, because then that's kind of like boiled fucking meat, you know, it's just it's mush. No, we've i've never ever cooked anything
Yeah, me neither, but it breaks down and it alters the texture and yeah
It does weird stuff like eight hours a steak a thin steak. It would it would it would uh, I don't think it'd be very good
So we we've been you know
I've actually been kind of exploring a lot more with my cooking with the egg and and smoking it a combination of the sous vide
Cooking and I just got a wild hair. I had a brisket in the fridge and I was like fucking i'm doing it. I did it
I put I threw that thing. I have an igloo and so I strapped uh that the heating element on the side of the igloo set it for
150 degrees and let it cook now in retrospect, uh
They uh they being the um, the guga chefs
Dr. Colt
um
As sous vide everything soudi sous soudi sous vide everything but I thought it was you said guga. Well, that's his other channel right guga food
All right. Well anyways he later he was like well, you gotta cook it for 62 hours
That's what he was recommending at 140 degrees
Okay, so um long story short. I don't want to get too deep into this but you know, I cooked it
I had some issues, uh the bag blood, um, because I couldn't find a big enough vacuum pack bag
Uh and the turkey bag I put in blood a little bit meaning that some water got in there
uh, it wasn't a lot but it was you know, it's about two pints and
I went ahead and it had shrunk a little bit
So by the time it had shrunk it was able to fit into that bag
So I jammed it into a vacuum bag and we started the process. Yeah
Yeah, and then uh, let it cook for like another 13 hours 15 hours, however much it was and uh, look it wasn't horrible
Tastes it fine. It was it was drying
Yeah, it was basically just dry because and then you okay, so you pulled it out of the cooler and then you blew blow torch
Yeah, well, so we took it. Yeah, we took it out of the cooler and we we cut the bag another thing
I wanted I should in retrospect I need to save the juice
Yes, so when you cut that bag open take the all the juice that's in there because I didn't when I prepared the brisket
I didn't trim any of the fat
Okay, because I we didn't talk about this. I took it out. I seasoned it with uh on the top
I put some rub some heavy rub on the top at the bottom. I didn't cut any fat off at all
I heated up the uh, the egg to about you know, 8 000. No, this one was about this is about
225 degrees. Oh when you smoked it. Yeah
So we started off smoking it because we smoked it I smoked for three hours first
Okay, so I smoked it for three hours and then I threw it on there
Uh into the the bag and the and then seasoned it then anyways, you know long story short, um
We had a bad experience. It was fun. It was very exciting. I was very anxious and it did taste fantastic
why you say bad experience then because it wasn't as juicy as um
Um as they what they showed on on some of the videos that i've seen. So what do you do differently?
Well, I think i'm going to lower the temperature and cook it for a little bit longer and i'm going to get some big enough bags
To pack your bag. I think that was a big part of it. Or I need to not get a 16 pound brisket
Yeah, get yourself like a 12. Yeah, it's something a little bit smaller. Okay, you know, that's a big one
Even the ones I spoke usually aren't 16 pounds usually around the
13 14 pounds right see when I buy
So when you pull it out of the cooler and it's done cooking for 50 whatever hour
Yeah, and then you blow torch it to give it the bark. Yeah. So what we do is how do you know?
How long to do that part? Oh, it's a I don't know. We just kind of did it. It just kind of winged it
Yeah, okay
Well, we smoked well he turned the egg on and it got like I said, that's where I said it got up to like 8 000
So it was already barkified. No, yeah. Well, we I smoked it first
So it was barkified the fact when I when I had no bark because I did not
Uh, I did not cut the fat off and what should you have? No. Well, I don't know but I didn't
And okay, but I'll tell you what happened for the wasn't there wasn't that much fat was there?
You need to cut that big old cork of fat out. Well besides that there wasn't a whole lot of fat, right? Uh
Not well there was it just didn't render it rendered differently than when I when you smoke it
The the fat didn't render as much I don't think so. There was more just internal fat
So what I what I did when I smoked it for three hours that's the fat that was on the bottom of it got rock hard
Yeah, I mean it was crisp. I thought I should just not like when you when you're grilling it or smoking it. It's dripping
Yes, right. It's it's it's leaving the meat. Yes, it sounds like it didn't leave the meat. Well, it did
He dumped it out
Yeah, no, right, but i'm just saying if that I think some of it
I think some of it leaked out when you had the hole and then you cut it in it. We lost some of the
Other stuff as well. So what I would recommend is that you do it exactly the way you would do it
On a grill. Well cut it the same way
Do everything the same way except you sous vide it, right?
Well, I need to put it make sure it's in a in a in a bag and a bigger bag a bigger bag
So it doesn't like, you know get contaminated with cooler water. It tasted good. It's it's not so much contaminated. It's uh,
Because it's not going to get contaminated
I know because at the temperature it kills everything right?
But I think moreover it it just lost it lost its soul when it drained out the bag, you know
Because although because I didn't trim the fat so imagine how much fat was in that bag. In fact, I wonder all of that
Two pints of most of that was liquid, but I bet the most of it a ton of that was fat. I guarantee it
Guarantee, all right. We gotta do this again. Yeah, so but again anyways, it's on our instagram
Uh, we got some videos of it. So the dudes like us, uh, uh dudes dot like dot us on instagram
We're starting to post some of our experiences going out and buying some bourbons
And we're gonna start updating them. Uh, we've got a new line of uh, we got it
We got a lot of cool shit that's coming up. Yeah, we're doing for dudes like us
Yeah, I like it. You know what t-shirts and coasters I uh t-shirts and coasters
I uh, I got I got bitter today. Uh-oh
Uh-oh. Yeah, so you know what really grinds my gears?
Here we go
This sucks because you know, they cost money. Uh, i'm referring to these these phone battery chargers
You know those those batteries those I don't know what the fuck they call them the external batteries the external batteries
There are different chargers over. You know, uh, there you go charger bank. I get the biggest ones that they make
That I think like 20 000
One i'm sorry, whatever it is just the big one charge and man I have bought
uh
The I bought one for a fuck. I don't even know a long time ago and it seemed like it lasted a year or two
Man, I have bought like three or four in the last six months and they just simply aren't lasting
Meaning they like they don't hold a charge anymore. No, I mean it's like this last one I bought I spent probably 75 bucks on it and
And um, yeah, I probably used it a total of probably four or five times
And that's just bullshit. Did you have you tried to?
Reach out to their customer service
It's not just that one
Because the one I have, uh, i've had for probably three years and it's still doing fine
Do you use it? Uh, my wife does quite a bit. I I don't own one. I do not own one
So I have no idea. Yeah, it's sitting downstairs. Um, that holds a charge
Well, and it's one of those where you could charge your phone like 10 times
Something ridiculous like that. Nice. I mean that's what it's supposed to do. Yeah
So maybe you used to buy in like really cheap ones that are crappy
Well, maybe you're not looking at the reviews on on amazon. I bought them the last two of them at walmart
So that's probably what it was. Oh god. No, you have to buy them at bucky's
Bucky's has the best ones ever. Right. I'll tell you a good brand that i've i've
i've
Discovered was uh anchor there. They've been around for a while. They're kind of the one of the first ones that come out with
Some of that stuff the chargers. Did you just fart? I did not
I did hear a noise that was very suspicious. I think it's I think it was lady. It was lady groaning
Yeah
No, I'd own it. Yeah, you do. I would own it. Oh you would own it
Okay, if I farted anyway, sorry jeff finish your so anyway, I I buy that stuff, you know right now
It's a because walmart carries it but it's anchor
It's their premium brand at walmart and that's so interesting because this segment is brought to you by anchor
Anyway, I like their stuff
Um, it's done well for me. I've got i've had a bunch of their bunch of their stuff
They make good cords cables chargers the whole nine yards anything you need to charge your phone. They make essentially nice sounds good
So make it anyway, i'm just not very technologically savvy. There's so many devices out there and little
widgets and gadgets and all sorts of shit that could make my life easier that I just you're an it
Right, but I i'm just not i'm just not plugged into all these fancy things
Yeah, we know we go to your house and listen to music. That's intermittent keeps cutting out
Such a beat. Oh my god
You know and it happens at the most inopportune time. We're out there singing belting songs out and it stops and then they can hear us
Stop
Yeah, then all of a sudden everyone can hear us because the music's stopped what yeah, it's a tragedy
I'll make sure that never happens again. I'm getting uh, senas senus. I'm getting senas. Yes
Uh, is that a good brand? What do they call that when you can read it front words and backwards? It's a senas sonos
Oh sonos
What is that parallelogram? No, no
Square, what's it called? Um
It's a rhombus
Uh, I just saw a show about that. Uh, the the woman tom hanks where they're running around, uh,
Uh da vinci code
I read the book. Well in da vinci code they talk about the the word that spelled the same
Backwards and forwards backwards and fours. That's what you're asking a palindrome. Yeah palindrome. Oh palindrome
Correct. Yeah, of course. We all need that
gag
Palindrome gag is a palindrome word palindrome. I don't even see it anywhere. Where are you seeing that palindrome?
Palindrome, it's just knowledge. Yeah knowledge is power the more, you know
Like the better you are really I have no power at all. Yeah, you don't I'm really stupid
But you trying to get another bourbon?
Uh, I I was thinking about it. I was oh you have no power. I thought you meant willpower. Oh that too
I guess you look at it. You're glad you're like i'm so i'm empty. You guys still have some in yours
So i'm like, okay. I don't want to be that guy that goes short to the podcast was oh, oh, he's empty, too
What a dick
And now so are you?
Whatever interesting race car. I've never looked at this boob
Boob is a palindrome boob is a palindrome. Nice. Mr. Producer pointed that one out. You know, it's funny scroll down
I want to see the best ones
Is sex is sex is is a palindrome
I bet you never knew that solos ma'am. Oh, that's a good one
Merdrome, what the fuck is merge room. What m u d r u m merge room. I think it's made up
This is weird. Yeah, that's kind of weird
so anyways
These phone chargers i've got to uh, that really grinds my gears
But I will i'll i'll look into an anchor and here's the thing
Everything is disposable. We live in a disposable world guys, and I know it grinds your gears that you spent 75 bucks
It's not just that but you realize how come on how?
Vulnerable how vulnerable you are to technology cuz yeah, here's here's the thing I needed it
I was in the middle of nowhere in the desert. Were you in the desert I?
Had a jungle for some reason I was in a rental car you were and I plugged the it was one
For some reason this rental car. I had a USB plug, but it was designed more for your you know plug in some mp3s and play
It wasn't for charging so they had no charging capability
Unless you were to plug it into one of those cigarette lighter things don't you have and I didn't have a cigarette lighter thing at the time
Because I was out of town
I saw that no you cannot Buc-E's has no you cannot I went to Buc-E's and looked for them you asked for the manager
I asked for the manager. They said well if you want it's usually over there by the telephone cables
Have you tried a brisket sandwich? Okay? Why are people like hillbilly backwoods back?
Yeah, why are they all like why are they deliverance?
stalkers so it just
When your phone is dead the hell is that and you don't have the ability to
Turn your maps on and you're in the middle of nowhere did the car have navigation I?
Guess it did, but that's not the point you know
You know what you are you the opposite of a prepper. Would you're the one telling me that you know you're sick
What's the opposite of a prepper for somebody who like falls apart if it starts raining?
Yeah, you know you just not prepared for anything in the world at all it gets windy you fall apart
You just fall out of your car. That's also crawling around in the ditch. I also think what's interesting is we are so used to
The big city and having everything around us and when you go out into the country
It's like let's I can't find anything. I need this well. There's nothing around
There's no Walmart. There's no target. There's no this there's no that so I'll give you a little taste of that
So I just came back from Colorado where my parents have a cabin in the middle of nowhere, right?
We can we yeah, no no it's tough. It's really really really really tough you guys should have felt sorry for me
You see but they have no elk, but I'm gonna share some stories
This is this has never happened in 40 years of me going up there, but anyway we have power
We have well water right okay
We have internet now
But we have to be careful about how much internet we use because there's only certain amount of bandwidth
We have to be careful about how much water we use because there's only so much water right you can't wash clothes every single day
You run out of water so you can't stream porn in HD that you can do so
How does the water so much of this the water and my parents like what are we watching?
Don't worry about it. Does it fill you that?
Does the water fill up faster? What is wrong with you?
Streaming porn are you listen to this in a you part of the same podcast I am Sean
I was asking about the water you said you got to be careful how much water use are you are you?
Currying water to your place or is water filling up a tank carry like a well on top of your head
So why if you have a well?
No, I have a stick across my shoulders if you have a well
Is it the volume of water produces yeah, so it's a natural well
Well, no it's a natural well
And it fills up that the water tank though you know the tank that's in the house
And then if you use a shitload of it it takes a while to recharge
Yeah, so I mean water is like very important up there like we just talked about like it's like
We said me is it pumped out of the ground or is it naturally flowing no it's pumped out of the ground
So can't you just get a stronger pump? I?
Don't know I mean, I don't think so it's a pretty strong pump. I mean I think I don't know
I mean we spare no expense. It's the biggest baddest pump
I mean if you're running out of water
And the only problem is is that the pump is deficient, and it's not able to produce it
I don't think that's the issue the issue is there's it takes a while for the water to like refill
That doesn't make sense okay, so if you like a half
Horsepower pump if you went to like a three horsepower. Yeah, but what we have is the pump is is actually a disposal
We have a disposal
Sitting there in the well, so you just got to sit there and pump it with your leg
Yeah, well like this old-fashioned we get is a foot pump. There's a foot pump
Do you have a bill and in it and it's a mule? I think yeah mule you push around the circles to okay first off
I'm the mule. I am the one that rocks your jacket
Anyway my point is God why you guys challenging me on everything the point is you have to be conscientious about all that stuff, right?
I mean bandwidth for Internet
Water like all that so you can't shit what you can, but we say if it's number one let it go number two
You flush it down. I mean, I think there's a little saying that I'm messing up here, but is there an outdoor
Deposit no you can
That's where the dogs went. I guess you could go out there and kind of squat you brought Sasha
We did she loved it went ape shit crazy, and we just let her run all over the mountain and she came back every time
amazing
It's not amazing in the helmets. No, ain't that crazy
I mean I thought for sure she'd be eating back a bear or something or like a mountain lion your one-eyed three-legged dog
The bear would have been like it's not even a challenge my god
That's like a sick cop waiting to happen exactly my money's on the ball and shelly in Colorado
You might be right by a bear. I think a bear or a mountain lion were like now come on
It's too easy look at this poor bastard. I get it anyway, so it was fun
But I will tell you something we've never seen before so not far from our cabin is a big rock outcropping
That is like one of the easiest thing to climb, but kids
You know they it's challenging for the kids adults not so much whatever
But we like to climb it rock climbing a big rock outcropping okay out cropping
Yeah, so it's a big you know rock that sticks out of the ground. Thank you big rock that sticks out of the ground
Okay, and it's probably
50 feet maybe
If you fell off you die that's how high it is anyway, so so you let the little kids climate
Yeah, because it's it's it's it's as long as they don't get to the edge right, but check this out
So we're they're walking over there. I decided not to I was on the deck of the cabin
They're walking over there, and they start they look there, and there's animals standing on top of it get your gun
And we're like okay, and they're like that's deer right. I'm like mmm. That's not deer
so I'm looking in the binoculars, and I'm like
They have horns, and I looked up really quickly on the internet boom boom boom big horn sheep
Yeah, big 40 years. I've been going there. They've never ever with a Colorado horn
Yes, okay, but it didn't go all the way around they were juvenile right so they went
Maybe to the top of a little bit packed you know at the end back of the school
But anyway, they were clearly horns so check this they walked down the front of it
which we were like all in shock because
We never we go down the backside where it's like easy to go down
They went straight down the front of it because they're freaking big horn sheep. They walk across the meadow. We're talking god 600 yards
They walk up to my cabin
They walk across my back
driveway and on they go two of them
Did they did they butt heads no not me, but it was shit on your property if
If you guys knew how rare this was you you would be impressed did you get your bow and arrow?
I did not I did not try to kill them. Did you run around naked? You could have eaten
I didn't run around naked I thought about it
Because if you did they could have mounted you correct every time I see an animal in the wild
I think about getting naked. You could have made a pelt. Yes. I wanted to make a pelt naked
And I want it. Okay. I'm never bringing up another story
About wildlife in Colorado. I think it's cool. You guys get weird. Well, I'm not gonna get naked
We're asking questions. Is it good eating a big horn sheep?
A big horn sheep? Yeah, I have no idea. I bet you could sue me cheap. Can you sue?
Mutton, isn't it? Can you sue?
Lamb baby sheep, but I'm gonna show you guys you're gonna be a lamb mutton. Um, you guys they were
They they were 15 yards away from me when you ride it
I did I ran out there and just hopped on his back. I did I hopped on his back and it
It was like jumping around holding his backs legs and I was holding on to his horn going
Yeah, I'm naked and I'm gonna get a pelt tonight. You're grinding into it. What's fucking wrong with you guys?
You kind of went there and I just said did you ride it? I never said I was naked and that I wanted a pelt
You know, can we take a break? I'm a little offended and
I'm upset
I'm going to show you pictures and you're going to be fucking impressed. Were they big? How big were they? Oh, they were little
I mean they were probably
Uh bigger than a goat smaller than a dog is the dog here the german shepherd a little bit bigger
A little bit harder to ride those in. I tried I tried were they did they look like they were human friendly?
Do they they were looking they weren't scared of you. They were looking at us the whole time. There they are
I mean our producer has some pictures of it now they were not full grown rams
So the the horns didn't go all the way around like that. That's really impressive
If you look at a juvenile one, they're
Thinner taller horns look up juvenile big horn sheep anyway
But it was guys it was we've been up there for 40 years and we've never seen anything like it
It was incredible. Here's the funny thing
There was no reason for them to go up that rock outcropping other than there they were that that that's it right there
The fourth from the yeah far left
That's all right. So they they're on 100% that's what I'm on top of a a 50 foot
Rock 600 yards away and they see you through these binoculars
And they're like, well, let's go check out that guy. Maybe he's got food. They were
Walked right right up to us. But here's what's funny
Yeah, I can understand them coming down a mountain where they live and then they they're going over rocks and stuff
But this is this rock outcropping is the middle of nowhere
Which means they went came down from a mountain walked across the meadow for a long time
Decided to go up on this rock because it's fun like for them. It's fun with their juveniles. Maybe they're having fun
Well, they're teenagers. I think this is what they like to do. They like to go up and down rocks, but I was just thinking to myself
There's no reason for hey joe. Look at that. Let's go climb it. Absolutely. I was like there's no reason for them to go
Okay, let's go
Joe and keith the sheep it was so crazy. All right during the break. I'll show you the pictures anyway
All right, we spent too much time on it. All right. Yeah, but you know what? I'm with you. I'm like
Liking outdoor stuff like that seeing animals. That's cool. It was incredible
It was incredible surreal being out there out in the nature and these
I mean, we've seen deer many many times there were elk a long time ago
Not so much anymore a lot of elk you think they're getting cold too much
I I don't know. I think we come we come up at a different time
Or is it that there is it that the humans are just starting to encroach on their land and they go deeper
I don't know, but I haven't seen elk in a very long time, but we see deer all the time
Um, my parents have seen bear right bears
um, but uh
And I think that's is that that's our that's our cue. That was that was paul's phone
All right, great. Actually, I think how was their trip though in columbia? I mean you were there for a week
You know, did the refrigerator ever show up? What's the what's the status on the refrigerator?
So we ordered a new refrigerator because the old one was really struggling the the freezer became a bunch of back up a little bit
Tell us you know the whole process because you had ordered this refrigerator before you even left. Well, yeah
No, I did a shit lot of planning because you know
You gotta you gotta make sure that the delivery date is when somebody's gonna be there and all this kind of stuff
You can't just do what we do here
Which is order something and whenever it arrives you get it
I had to like all this stuff because my so my my parents go up there, but they can't be by themselves
Okay, right. And so me and my siblings we planned the whole trip so that one was there the first week
I'm the second week third week fourth week, right everybody somebody's there the whole time
Anyway, so yeah, I mean but while we're also trying to take care of things while we're up there
Right the refrigerator was struggling the freezer became the refrigerator the refrigerator part was not even
Cold enough to like take care of other stuff. So it wasn't cold beer
No, no, not unless I put it on the freezer section, but even then it was not even that cold
Anyway, so I ordered a new refrigerator and it got one carrier
The you know received it and they handed off to another carrier and I was like on their websites with their tracking numbers
I I mean it was
It never show up never did it got lost. It never got located. It never got located your credit
So we said okay screw it. Let's see if we what we can do to this refrigerator
We have so my brother and I start tearing the thing apart, right?
They take the back panel. He takes the back panel off of the freezer and there were six i'm not kidding six inches
of
frost of ice
On the on the condenser on the yes in between the back of the of the freezer and the back of the refrigerator
Where the coils coil condensers, I guess right?
Six inches and I was like, oh my god. No wonder nothing's moving. No, no air is moving
It's going to turn it off with a defrost and no
We left it left it running and we just chiseled the shit out of there like all the way out of there
And uh, i'll be damned. It's brand new the refrigerator is working like brand new. Well, yeah
So I just saved 900 bucks. There you go. So yeah, so you canceled and I did
Well, and what's funny is they said we don't know where your shipment is if you want to ask for a refund you can do that
And I was like, well, hell yeah, i'm gonna do that. Right so I did and I bet you they would say whatever keep it
It's amazon, right?
Amazon would be like whatever so you said you were watching some good tv shows up there. Wasn't marie tyler moore and bob newhart
It was enough. Absolutely. That's exactly what I put on for my parents guys. They would love it
We watched bob newhart and mailer mary tyler moore, right?
Yeah, it's fun to watch those old shows like that every now and then because I remember when uh,
Me and the family went out to visit my dad out at lake tahoe
he uh
He he he bought uh, he buys these
uh cd collections of
uh serials
Shows when he was growing up, right?
Well, you go to the movie theater for a nickel and there'd always be like a five minute flash gordon episode before every movie. Oh, okay
and he bought one it was called commander cody and
The moon man or something like that. It was like a 13 disc set
and
We watched all of them
And the boys were intrigued and it was bad
Bad, you know where the rocket shoots off you see the strings and oh, yeah and everything and it's hold on
How long were they you said five minutes? Well, no, these were about 30 minutes long. Oh, okay. Okay, they're full episode
Yeah, it's a full episode commander cody commander cody and the moon man, I believe
And uh, there there it is right there and uh, and how did you hear about these?
Well, my dad your dad. Okay. Well my dad this is what he watched when he was a kid
Commander cody in his lost planet airman. So she's a female
How were you able to watch his boobies too? He bought cds. I'm sorry dvds. Did you see that outfit? She was
very
Revealing was that 1930 you everything you picture? Oh, I mean seriously. Yeah, I see it now
I mean, that's where a bat girl got her outfit from get some sud boob working
So so he watched it when he was a kid, right when he was 10 11 years old back in the uh,
Late 40s and 50s, right? Yeah, and uh, so he bought the dvd set of this whole
Uh storyline and it was like it was the 12 13
episodes
How cool is that and we sat there with him and watched the whole thing and it wasn't like super cheesy and oh it was so cheesy
But it was fun, but it was fun
And and and tell you what the boys were probably eight and ten or ten and twelve or something like that at the time
Okay, this is a while ago and uh, and at that age, they don't care and they were just like
Let's watch the next one. Right? I need to see what happens because everything ended in a cliffhanger. Of course
So i would call president talking about something like that. Uh, I don't think he was there for that
He told me that he went over to your parents house. Oh, no, that was the home videos
No, he went over to your parents house. He watched a bunch of old shit like non-stop over there
It could have been at uh, in fact, he said it was some sort of
Space show i don't think press he may have been but it maybe were maybe was over at julie's parents. I don't know but
Um, yeah, we did that. It was it was funny because I was kind of kidding. I was like, let's put one in
Let's put one in we watched it and we just we just just bounced and bounced and bounced
We just stopped watching just binge watched commander cody. That's over about two days, right? What was the
What was the space show from the 70s? There was logan's run. That was a movie buck rogers
He had buck rogers the 21st century or 25th century. Okay, but there was another one and I remember what the spaceship looked like
I don't know
Space space something 1999. I think it was 1999. Yeah, it was yeah, there is spaceship 1999
I think that was it. Yeah spaceship spaceship. That doesn't sound well. It had 1999 in it. I put 1999
See what that looks like. That's it. There it is. Yeah, so that the name of the show was what then space 1999
space 1999, yep
That was a great show
I remember watching that with my parents. And so what year was that 75 to 77? It was it was on for two years
77 so I was five
To seven years old isn't that amazing how you have those childhood memories of what your parents watch? Yeah
I think I vaguely remember that one
um
The big one was battle star galactica. Oh, of course the first with uh, lauren green and yep
um
Yeah, that was weird. That was a great one. They had the little siren with the eyes the way they move me
Back and forth and you had balthazar or something like that the guy who controlled the siren
He was sitting up on the pedestal or throne or whatever it was
I enjoyed the the second generation of battle star class. I was gonna say that was yes. So you see the second one?
Yes, I thought it was fantastic. I watched them all in fact every
They have a few spinoffs and I even watched those two
And it was it was sexy
Like oh, yeah that they were red dress. Yeah
They weren't shy about being like saucy in that show. Yeah
What was it? I girl she went on to do long view
um, let's say uh
She played such an interesting character. She was uh, was she an acro silent or was he was she in his head?
Well, you know, you don't know I mean at the very I mean you've watched the entire thing, right?
I have yeah, they're they're kind of like uh at the very end. It's like an epiphany
It's like uh, they were angels because they would they would they reboot
the human
uh, the species over and over it's like they were
uh tasked to try to get the human race to survive
And they would do it over and over because they would keep they would talk and they would be like well
We've already tried this before kind of like in past like the matrix, right?
Yeah, they just it would be a reboot and they this is the one where they made it
I'm gonna have to go back and watch and even buck me not buck. But what is uh, uh, uh star buck star buck
She was she turns out that she was kind of like a some sort of archangel. Yeah, you know, she she wasn't even really
I'm talking about though. She's badass in that show. She is but it it turns out that she is
Uh, we're totally I mean she disappears spoiling spoiler alert, but she
Even though one of their like
I know right to the third the fourth dimension, you know, yeah
Yeah, and then she comes back and they're kind of like how where did you come from?
I mean like I don't know. I just came from this planet. I'm alive now and they were like, yeah
Your ship when you left it was it didn't have everything and when you when you came back
It's like fresh out of the factory. Yep. I remember that
I'm gonna watch it again. It's totally worth watching. Yeah, watch it again because I watched it but I I forget a lot of that
I wish they were bringing back on netflix, but her character is on netflix. I wish they would
Yeah, it is not on netflix. It used to be and I remember I sat there binge watched. Is it on the uk or like?
I'll start taking a look. You know, you can you can google netflix battle star galactica
What part of the world you know in a little populate on there or show you where it's at? Yeah, I want to watch that again
It's a great show. I liked it. I liked it a lot. They had the character the dude with the scarred up face
He was the the commander in chief the captain
Um, well, what a steuben. Yeah, but you know, it's a bunch of characters and you get like what?
And you got to see and you got to see uh, captain steuben is the love boat. Oh
You're such an idiot
I should have known that
Thank god the music well, yeah, the music is admiral and we had uh, actually for those folks that have no idea
We actually were delayed today
Technical difficulties, so it's a little bit later. So I don't have no idea what this is, but you know what it's dudes like us
I'm sean
I'm jeff i'm paul and we'll be back in a little bit. Yo, we're gonna try the new bourbon. Peace out