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What's with your boogity-woogity-woogie?

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Boogie-woogie?

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Do your boogie-woogie.

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Boogity-woogity.

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Nice.

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Well, well, well, another edition.

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Yeah.

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Of dudes.

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Post-4th of July.

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4th of July weekend, which was a very cool day.

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It was a barnstormer.

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I love it when 4th of July hits the weekend like that.

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Because then you get a day to recover.

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Yeah.

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It's usually kind of weird.

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You know, holidays themselves.

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I mean, if you just think about the holiday compared to the weekend in the middle of the

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week.

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Now, if you got like a regular job and Christmas, for example, falls on a Thursday, well, that's

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a good day to have it because you're off probably Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and Saturday

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and Sunday, it's like a five day weekend.

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When they screw you.

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We don't get Christmas Eve off.

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And put Christmas on a fucking Saturday night.

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Or Tuesday.

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Well, you usually get the Friday off.

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And I don't get, I don't get Christmas Eve off anymore.

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Well, whatever.

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I'm just saying just to your company doesn't give you Christmas Eve.

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You never had Christmas Eve off either.

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So if Christmas was on a Thursday, we would expect it to be in the office on Friday.

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Really?

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Well, you take it off.

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You have to take PTO off, yeah.

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Yes, you or the rest of the company?

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Well, the whole company.

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So you'd be off Christmas and then you'd work Friday.

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My point by bringing that up is that I like it when it works out.

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Where you've got an extra day, an extra long weekend.

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That's what this weekend was.

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It was an extra long weekend.

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And it was kind of, I mean, the first part of it, the Friday we took off, we made a commitment

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that dudes like us would travel down south to College Station and help our buddy out,

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our buddy's son.

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Cleansing the schmeg out of the college student dorm apartment.

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We had to clean out a dorm apartment for three very nasty ass nuns.

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So let's pause that just for a second.

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I want to introduce our guest.

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So this is Treasure.

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I met her last night at a bar.

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Nice.

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And introduce yourself.

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No last names.

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Hi, I'm Diamond and Silk.

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I'm Shelly, Paul's wife.

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How stupid am I to invite my wife on podcast?

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Although mine is, mine's partaken as well.

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So your wife is next.

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Tara was here one night.

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Wasn't she?

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No, she wasn't on the official one though.

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No.

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All right.

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Anyway, to resume that story.

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So yes, I had to come down to College Station to move my son out who couldn't come with

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me because he had to work.

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I'm going to throw the bullshit flag.

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So being the father of the year that I am.

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Had I known that, I would have gone by his work and I would have picked him up.

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Well, where did you think he was?

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I don't know.

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I told you it was a very last second thing for me because I was on the fence.

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I didn't, I didn't really want to go.

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I had things to do.

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Yeah.

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You had, you were going to be jealous if they went without you.

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Well envious because he would have gotten pictures.

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So when he says glasses of bourbon, he's literally not kidding.

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You and I are packed Jeff.

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Yeah.

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And Jeff's like, am I picking you up on the way or not?

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And you're like fags.

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Fine.

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Come pick me up.

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Literally.

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I mean, so that was pretty much last minute.

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I threw something together pretty fast.

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What I don't get is, is y'all had like three bags of luggage for one night.

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No, no, no, no.

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I had stuff to clean.

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You had empty bags to put stuff in.

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Which ends up getting filled up with stuff.

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I don't know how that happened.

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I had a grocery sack.

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With an extra thong in it?

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With my, yes, with my thong.

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Extra thong.

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It had my toothbrush and toothpaste in it.

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Yeah, I was like, you know, I'm like, I'm a prepper.

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I like to, I like to make sure.

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All your accoutrements.

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I got to make sure some things are set up.

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Your sous vide.

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But you also have to plan for contingencies.

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You never know.

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Like what if you have a diarrhea explosion and all your clothes are ruined.

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All of them.

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And now you don't have a whole full set.

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That's very possible for Sean.

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What if you sit down?

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Yes.

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What if you sit down on something gross?

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What if you fall down?

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And you hit Walmart and buy a new shirt.

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What if somebody vomits on you?

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What if someone next to you gets drunk and tries to vomit on you?

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Yeah, tries to.

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Or puts body fluids of some sort all over you.

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Well, I mean, still, I like to have it.

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Look, what if we go, what if it rains?

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What if it all of a sudden drops in temperature?

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I like to, I like to bring a little bit of extra.

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You know, I'm going to, I want to dress comfortable while I'm in bed.

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I want to be able to maybe, maybe do I want to take a shower?

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No.

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Just in case I do, I want to bring a towel.

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You know what?

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Just in case I do.

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You've given yourself options.

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I want to have some deodorant.

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I want to bring a bar of soap.

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I have all my toiletries in there in the little bag, a little zip thing.

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I'm ready to go.

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Moments notice your man wipes.

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And I like to bring my man wipes because I like to be clean down there.

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You know, it's irrelevant that ninety nine out of nine ninety nine point nine nine nine

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percent of the time you've never showered or brushed your teeth when you go on these

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trips.

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But you know, whatever.

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Yeah, but my butthole is really clean.

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But he's got a sous vide.

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Yes, he does.

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Yes, he does.

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I've never brought that.

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The mobile one to carry it with you everywhere.

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I have I have brought it on my some of my job excursions where I know I'm going to be

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down there for two weeks.

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I'll bring like five or six.

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You're talking about Alabama.

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Well, whatever.

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Yeah, that particular one.

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But oh, sorry.

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Your phone was on.

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Way to go.

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Interesting.

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Let's see here.

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Oh, Paul, you called.

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Wow.

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Very interesting.

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I don't think the phone is a very effective tool for you.

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Well, anyway, I was OK.

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So I was trying to get ready to come here and I was contemplating.

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Should I take a shower?

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It's like I took one late last night and I didn't do anything.

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So that counts.

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That counts for today.

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You're going to say late enough.

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Well, I could take it tonight when I get home.

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So technically it's one shower.

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I'm going to take a shower.

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I'm going to take a shower.

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I'm going to take a shower.

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I'm going to take a shower.

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I'm going to take a shower.

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So technically it's one shower a day.

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Oh, OK.

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But I'm laughing at myself walking out the door because I've got a pair of pants.

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I'm sorry, shorts, some workout shorts.

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And some mean compression socks.

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Yeah, and some mean.

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I get these calf cramps.

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What are you having this time?

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Are we on the roof?

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No, I don't know why I have them, but they got bad last night and they just kept cramping.

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Do you eat bananas?

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We do.

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We have a kiwi as well is good for potassium.

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You have like a whole stand of bananas next to your bed?

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Yes.

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Interesting.

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That's a bouquet of them.

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It probably has multiple purposes.

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Interesting little factoid though.

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You know how you give a bushel of bananas?

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Yeah, is it a bushel?

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It's a bushel.

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Yeah, the bushel.

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When you have like six or so.

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Sounds good to me.

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You take the stem that connects them all and you flip it upside down and you put it in

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a little water dish or something.

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It grows.

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They last like twice as long as they normally do.

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Just fingerlings.

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In the morning there's 18 of them.

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It's like a potato.

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They just look at these little eyes that pop out on them.

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Little banana eyes.

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Are the bananas covered in water?

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No, just the tip of where they all.

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Where the bushel head meets.

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Just put the head of it in there.

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It needs to be submerged?

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It needs to be able to absorb in the water.

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So it doesn't need to be submerged.

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You just need to lay it kind of on there.

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That just makes them last longer.

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Nothing happens.

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It doesn't start growing things.

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That's my point.

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You're the one that said it's starting to grow.

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Yeah, Paul.

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Well, but you made it sound real.

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No, well, my point is.

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Like you have a banana tree or something.

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An interesting factoid is if you want to preserve the shelf life of your banana.

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You just put them, make sure you put the little end to just the tip in the little water reservoir.

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Now we have banana spiders.

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That's right.

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We've seen those before.

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Yeah, but they're not going to show up mysteriously because you dip your banana wick in a bottle

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of water or a little dish of water.

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Wonder what would happen if you put it in bourbon.

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You need to talk about the current bourbon we're drinking.

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Well, we'll get there.

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But back to what you were saying.

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I wonder if it would infuse.

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There are some interesting things that you can do with like celery, for example.

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You can you can take like drops of red dye, for example, and you have a celery and you

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have a water and cut the ends off.

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You put a drop of red in there.

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The celery will change color.

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Very odd.

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I wonder if the banana will be able to absorb the bourbon or how about some bourbon and

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fuel celery stocks?

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Unbelievable.

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That'd be nasty.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that just blew my head.

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I'll pass, though.

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So what is the bourbon called?

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It's maker's mark.

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And this one is I guess the key word is F.A.E. dash zero one.

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That's the batch, I believe.

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Yeah.

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So this is a it's a limited release.

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And this is the second time this limited release has come out this year.

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Now that's it.

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There it is.

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This what's interesting about this particular maker's mark is that first of all, it's a

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limited release, but what they do with it is that they have these these.

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It's wood finished.

266
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It's a wood finish.

267
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The stave details.

268
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So they've got the they've got 10 virgin toasted American oak staves and staves are like those

269
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little wood there.

270
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,360
It's not a spin.

271
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It's a stick.

272
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Yeah, it's a stick.

273
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A spire, so to speak.

274
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You know, it's not a corkscrew and they they let us soak those those 10 oaks guys to suck

275
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all as you get closer.

276
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Yeah, no.

277
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,160
You know, they.

278
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Yes, you did that.

279
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:11,480
So you did Lady and Tramp did you did you inject it?

280
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No, you did.

281
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I had to witness it.

282
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You keistered it and then you put it in Paul's mouth.

283
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Negative.

284
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,480
What?

285
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,480
Negative.

286
00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,480
I don't remember any of this.

287
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That's fantastic.

288
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,480
All right.

289
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So continue.

290
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,800
So after he keistered it, you mean about.

291
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OK, so.

292
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,800
Yeah, he started a word.

293
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It is.

294
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,800
I don't think it's a real word.

295
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:42,840
I saw the word the year release the 10ing notes is a it's a fruit forward expression

296
00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:48,200
with notes of tobacco and wood, obviously, since it's they've got the staves of oak in

297
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there.

298
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:56,160
Now, the the four the fruit forward expressions they're referring to are the stone fruits.

299
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As we chatted about that last week, we're trying to figure out what the hell is a stone

300
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fruit and it's those fruits that have a large pit and then like a plum or a cherry or a

301
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peach apricot and apricot.

302
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Thank you.

303
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,640
Thank you.

304
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,640
There you go.

305
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Banana.

306
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:19,800
Like how long do you have to like before it gets good to drinking this before you taste

307
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anything other than burning alcohol?

308
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,440
Great question.

309
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,480
So we like rubbing alcohol.

310
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Six hundred and seventy seven gallons.

311
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,680
You've tasted rubbing alcohol.

312
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,120
I mean, I just it smells wonderful.

313
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,960
Sounds like you're not a fan of this.

314
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:38,000
Well, I mean, I don't drink this straight at all, but I'm just like wondering, do you

315
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have to like acquire a taste for you?

316
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,760
Yeah, just like I know when the first time I had beer, I thought it was the nastiest

317
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,760
thing I've ever had.

318
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And so acquire a taste for it.

319
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:52,040
The cycle of what we've been doing with the whole program is that we've we've started

320
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off with like, let's just say Jack Daniels, 80 proof.

321
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,040
All right.

322
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,040
Yeah.

323
00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:01,280
And then we literally started getting like it gets to the point where it goes down easier

324
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and easier and we're and we're finding.

325
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,600
Sorry, go ahead.

326
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:12,200
And we're finding that the stronger the alcohol for some reason, the higher the proof, the

327
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higher the proof that alcohol is, it has a tendency to release more notes through the

328
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nose.

329
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600
It's more aromatic.

330
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600
Very rich.

331
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,600
It's more flavorful.

332
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,600
But you're right.

333
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,600
It can be overshadowed by the burn.

334
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,600
Right.

335
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,840
All I taste is the alcohol, because the burn.

336
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,680
And if you're not used to it, yeah, you jumped right into it.

337
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,680
Yeah.

338
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,680
Proof is this 110.

339
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,680
110.

340
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:34,680
Yeah.

341
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Yeah.

342
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,800
So it's like 30 more than we're even finding that the bourbons that are 80 to 90 are so

343
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soft.

344
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They're like there's no burn at all.

345
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:47,960
And they and I don't I don't I don't want to say that they are not what's the word bland.

346
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:52,960
They're not bland, but they just don't have that punch that we're used to now.

347
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But the punch is the same.

348
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,320
Is it not?

349
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,320
No, no.

350
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,320
The flavors are very different.

351
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,320
It's the high alcohol content.

352
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,360
Well, some of the highly alcohol burns, this one does a little bit.

353
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,360
Some don't.

354
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:10,560
You'll be surprised that sometimes the the proof doesn't equate to spiciness or hotness.

355
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560
Yeah.

356
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,680
But this one has some I know on the tip of the tongue, you could feel it.

357
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:20,480
And also it gets worse on like when they put a lot of spices in there, cinnamon and things

358
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,800
that that will attack and they don't compliment high proofed alcohols.

359
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,800
You know what?

360
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,880
You know what I recommend you do?

361
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,000
So you don't have to finish that.

362
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,520
And then once you put ice keep in it.

363
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,520
I did.

364
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,520
She did.

365
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:37,600
Let's put another one or or let's pick out a good what she's tried TX whiskey.

366
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,600
She likes that.

367
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,600
Do we have any love?

368
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:44,720
No, I just don't think that I am a I need to just build my right tolerance.

369
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,080
We have rebel yell.

370
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,080
You've had that before.

371
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,080
Yeah.

372
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:54,080
And so every night will you and I will have three or five of them.

373
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,080
So you get used to it.

374
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:58,200
Yeah, that's that's the problem in order.

375
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,200
What they call this.

376
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And it's very unique.

377
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,840
It's called alcoholism.

378
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:06,960
That's the only way you'll get used to this.

379
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,960
Yeah.

380
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:08,960
Yeah.

381
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960
I was just wondering.

382
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960
Yeah.

383
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,960
Well, there you go.

384
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,960
It's a fair question.

385
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,600
In a nutshell, I mean, really, you've got to I think it's just like anything else.

386
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,840
You have to continue to do it.

387
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:23,200
I think you're I think honestly, our taste buds have become less.

388
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,200
Is it matured?

389
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:30,800
I want to say that and I say our taste buds have been dulled by the.

390
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800
Yeah.

391
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,520
The receptors in our mouth and throat and tongue no longer work.

392
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,520
Correct.

393
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:40,200
So the only things that are 11 warning signs of developing alcoholism.

394
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200
Oh, God, this is a horrible.

395
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,160
I think everybody here has this problem.

396
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,160
Oh, God.

397
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,160
There we go.

398
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,160
Oh, hello, chime.

399
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,720
11 warning signs of developing alcoholism.

400
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,720
I'm all ears.

401
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,800
Let's do this.

402
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,800
Number one.

403
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,760
All right, the warning signs of alcoholism.

404
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,400
Let me see here.

405
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,720
Oh, number one, you do a podcast about bourbon.

406
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:03,960
Spending a lot of time obtaining, using and recovering from the effects of alcohol.

407
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,640
Oh, hold on.

408
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,640
Let's do that again.

409
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,480
No, go up.

410
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:14,600
So spending a lot of time obtaining, using and recovering from the alcohol effects of

411
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,600
alcohol.

412
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600
So wow.

413
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,200
I mean, so obtaining is that mean procuring?

414
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,400
That means going to total wine three times a week.

415
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400
We don't do that.

416
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,400
I think this is.

417
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,400
We go once.

418
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:30,840
I'm going to exclude that first one because I don't think that that fits us because we

419
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,840
do.

420
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,960
This is a hobby because we're doing this.

421
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:39,600
I mean, a lot of folks that that's what apply to are the guys that go to the store once

422
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,280
a week and pick up a bottle of rubble.

423
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,280
You know, every week.

424
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,400
Well, and they drink it all.

425
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400
Yeah, all of it.

426
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,080
Like we pick up.

427
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,800
We have 70 bourbons that are like not even half.

428
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,800
Yeah.

429
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,800
All right.

430
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:58,440
The next one is being unable to cut down on the alcohol despite a desire to do so.

431
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,640
Yeah, no, that one's legit.

432
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:07,000
I think I think that that's spread thin too, because I think a lot of it doesn't necessarily

433
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,640
mean that you're an alcoholic.

434
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,160
I think if you're by yourself and you have that issue, that's one thing.

435
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,280
I think if you're around like us.

436
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,760
Well, I think there's different types of alcohol.

437
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760
There are very many.

438
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760
There are very.

439
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,160
I think we should look up the different types of alcohol.

440
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,720
Yeah, there's social alcoholism and there's some folks who drink by themselves.

441
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,720
Yeah.

442
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,760
Yeah, I have a very difficult time sitting down and doing that.

443
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,760
You're just thinking of the person who has to have it every day or they suffer from withdrawals

444
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,080
they drink by themselves.

445
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,560
That's only one type.

446
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,560
Yeah.

447
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:43,480
And that's sad too, because those they have to feed that that devil in them.

448
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,980
You know, that's only quenched by alcohol.

449
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,400
And I feel bad for folks like that.

450
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,160
Well, yeah, I could imagine having to go through that.

451
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,640
Did you read all that?

452
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:57,520
Not way off track, but addiction in general is you're escaping something.

453
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,360
Well, I'll tell you what, I was addicted to cigarettes.

454
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:06,240
For the most part, that's why people do what they do, whether it's drugs, alcohol, whatever.

455
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,800
I was addicted to cigarettes.

456
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,920
And it's kind of an odd.

457
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:17,000
I mean, I wasn't like a huge smoker, but let's just say I smoked every day, which I did.

458
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,840
I would never wake up in the morning and want a cigarette ever.

459
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,280
Right.

460
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,680
After a few drinks, I had to have it.

461
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,720
A lot of people say that they cannot drink.

462
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,960
I mean, they only have a cigarette when they drink.

463
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:33,520
But the thing is, is it is it is a real, real thing.

464
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,520
Yeah, I believe that.

465
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,120
Because I'm telling you, I had to have that cigarette.

466
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:43,240
And I won't tell you the story, but sounds like it's happening.

467
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,800
No, not right now.

468
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,680
No, but I met the story.

469
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:54,000
There was a time I abandoned my kids to get a cigarette, to go run to the convenience

470
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,200
store, to go get a pack of smokes.

471
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,680
Were you jonesing for one?

472
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,680
Were you shaken?

473
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,800
No, but I really wanted one.

474
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,880
Why don't you take them with you?

475
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,880
They were asleep.

476
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,840
Oh, so this was like they were asleep.

477
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,040
They weren't going to wake up, but there's a chance they could have.

478
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,040
Right.

479
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:15,120
So it was like 12 o'clock at night and I was alone at the house.

480
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,120
I think I don't know where my wife was.

481
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,040
I think she was out having fun with her friends.

482
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:23,400
And I was just at the house and I was playing video games and having a couple beers.

483
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,920
I was like, oh my God, I really wanted a cigarette.

484
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:34,480
But that feeling, that feeling coerced me to leave my kids.

485
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,560
I mean, if you think about it, what if something had happened?

486
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,680
You know, I would be the one.

487
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,000
I think that probably happens more than you think.

488
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,640
And you're absolutely right.

489
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,640
What if something were to happen?

490
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,520
Yeah, well, as soon as that happened, I felt like I was such a piece of shit that I quit

491
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,040
smoking.

492
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,040
That moment?

493
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,040
Did it?

494
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,040
Yeah.

495
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,040
Oh, good for you.

496
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,040
That next day.

497
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,040
That's interesting.

498
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,040
Did you go through any kind of withdrawal or anything?

499
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,040
You know, strange enough.

500
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,520
No, I didn't.

501
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,120
Strange enough, though, every now and then I crave it.

502
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:09,040
I went through a phase where every time I smoked a cigarette, I became ill and I have

503
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,040
no idea.

504
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,040
I tell you what, that makes it easy when that starts happening.

505
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,760
Oh, yeah, because everyone around me would smoke and I would say, can you drag that?

506
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,760
I take one puff.

507
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,760
You're like gross.

508
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:23,640
And I'm like, no, not just gross, but I would physically get ill to the point where the

509
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:29,200
guys, because I used to be a disc jockey and to the point where my counterparts that we

510
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:35,120
would go out and I'd be like, no, no, because then you're an asshole for the rest of the

511
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,120
night because you're sick.

512
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,120
Oh, wow.

513
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,120
Yeah.

514
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,120
So it's a real thing.

515
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,120
So no, I didn't have any.

516
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,120
I didn't have any.

517
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,720
And then thankfully something happened where I got sick every time I tried it.

518
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,640
I mean, there are people who can't, who absolutely can't quit.

519
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,840
And then you hear stories of somebody who's been smoking for 40 years and they're like,

520
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,840
I'm done.

521
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,840
Yeah.

522
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,240
And they are.

523
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,800
And they don't, they don't, I mean, they cold turkey it and they don't, anything, nothing

524
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,800
like that.

525
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,800
My mom did that.

526
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,080
She smoked my entire life.

527
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:07,160
And you know, my craft in the arts class was always making my mom an ashtray.

528
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,160
Right.

529
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,160
Every time.

530
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,760
And it was no big deal back then.

531
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:16,880
So, you know, she had a bunch of ashtrays that I'd make and she quit cold turkey because

532
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,520
what she broke her hip and she didn't have access to cigarettes.

533
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,520
So it was kind of forced on her.

534
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:26,720
But I don't think she, I don't think she had any.

535
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,160
I wasn't there for all of it, but I don't think she was Jones and or anything, but she

536
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,800
was smoking probably a pack a day.

537
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,800
Oh, wow.

538
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,960
And so what'd you start making in craft class after she quit smoking?

539
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,360
That was when I was already down here.

540
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,360
So I wasn't making.

541
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,560
Oh, you weren't still making like in the movie ghost.

542
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:47,080
You know how they do the, yes, the pottery, like you and your wife didn't do that together.

543
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,080
We have, but not even that reason.

544
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,080
He would make the atomical.

545
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,560
What do they call that thing?

546
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,840
The thing that's the pottery wheel and pottery will you don't have one of those?

547
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,840
I do it in the garage.

548
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,320
Oh, I'll give this picture you do that.

549
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:04,120
I thought that was a great naked ghost was a great.

550
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,400
Oh, Demi Moore was in that she wasn't that she had short hair Patrick Swayze.

551
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400
That was kind of weird to me.

552
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:13,040
What's the question you always ask about Demi Moore if you guys have seen about last night?

553
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,760
Oh, is it all nude?

554
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,760
Oh, yeah.

555
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,760
Well, no, she is all nude.

556
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,760
Yeah.

557
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,760
Underneath.

558
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,760
She's an interesting character.

559
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,960
Haven't heard much out of her in a while.

560
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,960
Yeah.

561
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,960
Which is fine.

562
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,960
I saw a picture today.

563
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,840
It was on the news.

564
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,240
She was with her three grown daughters.

565
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,840
I bet they're hot.

566
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,080
None of them.

567
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,400
That was this, the actual thing I noticed.

568
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,400
I was like, golly.

569
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,920
Oh, it's got the Bruce Willis gene.

570
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:47,120
I want to say that 70% of me where it's coming from because Demi Moore is a beautiful woman.

571
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:59,080
So I'd say 70% of the reason why women there's a there's a huge gap between beauty and pretty.

572
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:05,300
You know, God makes women beautiful and makeup just I mean, turns a corner.

573
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,500
So yeah, it does.

574
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,000
If you see any woman without makeup, come on.

575
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:16,120
I mean, there's only a very small amount of women that that can actually that have that

576
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,600
beauty that will pass it through.

577
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,060
OK, second picture from the left.

578
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,360
My wife is one of them was the one I saw today.

579
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,360
Shelly's one of them.

580
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,360
Oh, yeah.

581
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,360
That's not actually.

582
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,520
Yeah, it's kind of like the jaw.

583
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,520
Yeah, yeah.

584
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:32,240
The one who's the one who will become a baby.

585
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,960
And we're looking at her three daughters.

586
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,680
And this one on the right looks most like her.

587
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,920
It looks like her chugs aren't.

588
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,920
Stop it.

589
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,920
No, look at them.

590
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:47,640
They look like they're not in something like they don't have a bra.

591
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,480
They're going to tell me more.

592
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,040
No, the one on the far right.

593
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,160
Oh, oh, they're just kind of sitting out there.

594
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,160
Possibly.

595
00:22:55,160 --> 00:23:03,280
And then the one on the far left, she looks like she's got a very dominant eyebrows that

596
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,560
comes across that looks like that was one brow at one time, kind of like Bert from Sesame

597
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,560
Street.

598
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,480
Mine used to be and I had to pluck it.

599
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480
You had a Unibrow.

600
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,480
I do.

601
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,480
I did.

602
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,680
And then the other daughter in the middle, who's looks like this taller than the rest

603
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,680
of them.

604
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,480
I mean, she's dressed up like she's about to do the like some sort of boogie dancing.

605
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,680
You know, I think one's in Charleston.

606
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,680
It's Charleston.

607
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,440
Yeah, I think I think one of them is an actress.

608
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,440
She's been.

609
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440
You know what?

610
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,440
They're cute.

611
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,440
You know, I think whatever.

612
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,600
I think rumor Willis, the real homely girl.

613
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,600
She looks like she has pretty blue eyes.

614
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,480
Rumor Scout to try to find a different picture.

615
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,480
Lula.

616
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,480
Yeah, maybe just a bad picture.

617
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,520
Maybe maybe they went to a Halloween costume.

618
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,120
Yeah, type of bikini after.

619
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,120
OK, never mind.

620
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,120
I'm moving along.

621
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,120
They do have the jaw.

622
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,120
Yeah.

623
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,120
Hey, you know what?

624
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,120
They do.

625
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,120
They all look very pretty.

626
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,120
They that was a very odd looking one.

627
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,120
They have very pretty eyes.

628
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,120
I'm a huge eye guy.

629
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,120
It's hard to tell when they have so much makeup on.

630
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,120
And they got weird clothes on.

631
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,120
Now, Ashton Kutcher, that's right.

632
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,120
He was married to her.

633
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,120
That was so crazy.

634
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,120
They married?

635
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120
No, they were.

636
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,120
They were married.

637
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,120
Yeah.

638
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,120
Oh, I thought they were married.

639
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,120
Yeah.

640
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,120
They were married.

641
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,120
Yeah.

642
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,120
They were married.

643
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,120
Yeah.

644
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,120
Oh, I thought they were just dating for a long time.

645
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,120
Oh, they do have their dad's chin.

646
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,680
Yeah, I think it's the yeah.

647
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,160
That's a better picture than the last one.

648
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,560
You know what's awesome about that family, though, is the fact that Bruce Willis and

649
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,400
Demi Moore are like.

650
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,160
Friends.

651
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,160
Complete friends.

652
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,160
And they have absolutely no.

653
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,240
Well, we would never know if they have family issues or not.

654
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,040
Well, they keep it to themselves if they do.

655
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,040
If they do.

656
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,040
But it doesn't seem like there's any animosity.

657
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,080
No, it doesn't seem like it.

658
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,840
And they're always together.

659
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,760
Like they're always big family events.

660
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,800
They all get together and they all love each other.

661
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,400
And I think that's great.

662
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,400
Oh, they're pretty.

663
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,360
But my whole point is that I was kind of mean to bring that up that they is that most these

664
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:53,720
women they got if you if you cultivate your face, what is it?

665
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,080
No manicure your face, you know, with body and with makeup.

666
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,080
Oh, my God.

667
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,280
You could turn anything.

668
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,280
That's true.

669
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,520
You can turn anything into rock star.

670
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,960
In fact, I've seen I've seen some train wrecks that have turned a corner with a little bit

671
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,960
of love on that face.

672
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,720
But I'm not talking about the backstreet love like you used to, Paul.

673
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,720
I'm talking about makeup.

674
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720
Oh, I'm not.

675
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,720
I'm not talking about baby batter rubbing it in.

676
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,680
It's like hardcore makeup, too, though.

677
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,680
I don't wear makeup.

678
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,680
I wear hearing aids.

679
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,480
So I picture you got a face tat.

680
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,480
I just grew up.

681
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,480
Face tat.

682
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,480
Yeah.

683
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,480
Thanks a lot.

684
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,160
By the way, sending those pictures to the group text.

685
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,160
What the hell, man?

686
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,160
It's OK.

687
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,160
Brian can send that shit.

688
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,040
No, I don't like when he does it either.

689
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,040
You both do it.

690
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,320
You both act like children on the group.

691
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,840
I thought it was a it was a lovely picture with you and your Fourth of July.

692
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,320
No, it was not lovely at all.

693
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,800
And then I made it look very cool with some face tats.

694
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,800
Yeah.

695
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,800
And a neck neck tat.

696
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,800
Yeah.

697
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,800
Anyway.

698
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,800
Yeah, you did.

699
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,240
We talked about something that we can have the lovely lady chime in on.

700
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,240
I'm just listening.

701
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,240
How about a taint tat?

702
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,240
Wow.

703
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,240
How do you feel about that?

704
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,240
Ouch.

705
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,240
She loves my.

706
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,240
Yeah, that's a good response.

707
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,240
She loves my taint tat.

708
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,840
Well, I'd have to think of the position you'd have to be in for a couple of hours while

709
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,840
they do that.

710
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,840
That's disgusting.

711
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,840
Yeah.

712
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,880
Either they're underneath reaching up or you're on your back.

713
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:12,880
Wow.

714
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,920
Can you imagine if you had a sneeze and you're like, oh, sorry.

715
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,920
I think.

716
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,920
Guarantee it's happened.

717
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,920
It's got to be like a harness.

718
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,680
So you're hanging in the air.

719
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,680
A harness?

720
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,360
Don't you get they put you in a harness.

721
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,520
So like your spread eagle.

722
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,120
And there's like a hydraulic lift and it lifts you up and the and the artist is underneath

723
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,120
you.

724
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,120
Like a gynecological table.

725
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,120
I bet that's what you're on.

726
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,120
Lord.

727
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,120
Wow.

728
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,120
Maybe.

729
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,120
Yeah.

730
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,120
Hmm.

731
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,920
I'll put it in my pottery wheel.

732
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,320
The maker's mark.

733
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,440
It's fifty five point three alcohol by volume.

734
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,840
One hundred and ten proof.

735
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,840
And she likes it.

736
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,840
Six.

737
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,560
And it's the nose is a coffee.

738
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,900
And as we said before, there's oak because they soak it in with staves of oak, which

739
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:57,740
are basically sticks.

740
00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:01,680
It's got a nice spice, toffee, cinnamon, cocoa and oak finish.

741
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:06,320
I'm sorry, with the mouth and then the spicy warm with lingering notes of toffee, dusty

742
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,320
cocoa and oak.

743
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,520
You know, do you taste any of that, Shelley?

744
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,520
I tasted dusty cocoa.

745
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,520
No, but why do they have to soak everything in oak barrels?

746
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,120
That's where the color and the flavor come from.

747
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,040
Who said oak tastes good?

748
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,040
I do.

749
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,040
Hundreds of years of people.

750
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,800
No, but I'm like, why not do it in something different and see what it tastes like?

751
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,240
Oh, there are people that do different things.

752
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,240
Oh, yeah.

753
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,240
They put it sometimes they'll they'll put it.

754
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,800
Well, in order to be bourbon, it has to be in a new oak barrel, charred oak barrel.

755
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,680
But then the point of that and finish it in like port wine barrels.

756
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:45,920
A lot of those a lot of wood out there is poisonous.

757
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920
That little factoid.

758
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,360
Yeah, that's you know, oak is you can soak in oak.

759
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,520
Some of the other wood out there like maple would be nice.

760
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,520
Yeah.

761
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,920
But again, I mean, yeah, a lot of that wood is I don't know.

762
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,920
I don't have a list, but I do.

763
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,000
There are different ones like old crow is particle board.

764
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000
It's MDF.

765
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,520
It's MDF.

766
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,920
Seriously, there's not.

767
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,920
Yeah.

768
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:16,880
And then you have well, whatever you got OSP.

769
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,880
Poison oak.

770
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,560
Yeah, we're going to soak it in the poison oak leaves.

771
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,640
How about treated, treated lumber?

772
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,640
What is like Adlerwood or, you know, cedar?

773
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,440
I don't think you can, you know, I mean, you could have some smegas have it smoked, but

774
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:36,920
I don't think you can, you know, you know, babe, I'm guessing that they it's just it's

775
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,920
what's worked.

776
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:43,080
It's a hundred years and they they know what what would work in its white oak.

777
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,040
And like Jeff said, it's a qualifier to to be a bourbon in order to be a bourbon.

778
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,120
It needs to be in a charred oak barrel.

779
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,360
Do you use the rule?

780
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,880
That's new to call it a bourbon.

781
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,880
You have to do that.

782
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:56,880
Right.

783
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,080
So that was that what was that?

784
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,800
What is the that scale you have there?

785
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,800
Mucus or irritation?

786
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,800
What are the columns?

787
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800
This woods?

788
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,800
Is that what you watch?

789
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,800
There we go.

790
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,800
We got a toxic woods toxic woods.

791
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,120
All right.

792
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,160
So D's for deadly.

793
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,160
No dermatitis.

794
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,160
Dermatitis.

795
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,160
This is just allergies.

796
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,160
Yes, is right.

797
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,160
A is for eight.

798
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,160
What is for a for anal?

799
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,800
No, as an anal and dermatitis is what you don't want.

800
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,440
OK, so this is like this is probably anal dermatology.

801
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,120
Oh, but look at all that wood.

802
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,120
Very specific.

803
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,920
I have a birch dildo.

804
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,920
Wow.

805
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,920
And it's via it causes all sorts of splinters, splinters.

806
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,400
You have to go to the emergency room to get them pulled out.

807
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:47,240
Yeah, I bet there's lots of remedies that we're not aware of due to pharma and all these

808
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,920
pharmaceutical companies out there that don't want us to know, you know, what for wood dildos?

809
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,920
No, no.

810
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920
What the hell?

811
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,920
What does happen?

812
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920
That's what we were talking about.

813
00:29:55,920 --> 00:30:00,560
There's lots of remedies for those splinters.

814
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,560
Remedy for his hair.

815
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,560
How do you go?

816
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:08,560
No, I just meant like there's a there's probably like like, for example, the dandelion, you

817
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:13,520
know, you there are people that say the that white cream stuff that comes out of dandelion

818
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,560
is is excellent for your heart.

819
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,560
Oh, right.

820
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,560
Right.

821
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,520
But yet the people that produce the killer, right?

822
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:28,520
Yeah, the same people that that produce heart medicine, low pressure medicine, blood pressure

823
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:34,080
medicine are the same people that make the dandelion weed killer.

824
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,360
Right.

825
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:40,120
So they don't it's like it's a natural additive that you can go to your backyard.

826
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,320
Yeah, but can you suck on a dandelion and you'd be fine?

827
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,320
I don't know.

828
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,320
You know why?

829
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,400
Or do they have to refine it because there's toxics?

830
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,360
Evidently, they scrub it on the Internet so you can't get it.

831
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,800
So it turns out that Milky White Sap and a dandelion stems is latex, the building block

832
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,840
of rubber.

833
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:03,680
Right now, most of the world's latex come from a rubber tree, a tropical rubber tree,

834
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,080
but with demand for rubber predicted.

835
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:13,720
But OK, but what about we put in there dandelion and blood pressure medicine or heart medicine?

836
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,200
So it's supposed to like do wonders for you is what I'm pointing at.

837
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,840
There's lots of things you hear you hear about these pharmacy companies going down to the

838
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:27,320
Amazon and they hunt for new flowers and plants because that's where a lot of the drugs come

839
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,320
from.

840
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,320
And then they synthesize.

841
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:35,880
So it contains a Terra Zastrol, a company known for having significant antitoxins produced

842
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,960
properties that combat inflammation that can help regulate white blood cells and keep them

843
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,960
from triggering inflammation.

844
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,960
Nice.

845
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,000
That's what I need.

846
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,560
So is it true that you can lower your blood pressure?

847
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,880
It doesn't say anything about that.

848
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,080
No, it's really it's no inflammation.

849
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,080
It's inflammation.

850
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,080
So if you have like a bum knee.

851
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,400
Well, I think inflammation can cause high blood pressure.

852
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,400
Yeah.

853
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,960
So it's important to keep in mind that this effect is not unique to dandelion, but applies

854
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,520
to any potassium rich food consumed as part of health care.

855
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:10,280
So speaking of which, why did neither one of you respond to the email that I sent you,

856
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,480
the text message I sent you to go get your heart checked out?

857
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,120
Because it had way too many words.

858
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,120
Well, I thought it was an error.

859
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,000
Yeah, but you don't even ask me about it.

860
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
I did.

861
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Yeah.

862
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I asked you a question.

863
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
I was like, what is this?

864
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,680
I thought you sent it to me by mistake.

865
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,680
That was Sean.

866
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,680
He said, this is Sean.

867
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,280
What you said?

868
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,680
Did you mean to send this to me?

869
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,680
This is Sean.

870
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,680
Yes.

871
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,680
Well, I said the same thing.

872
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,680
Oh, I don't get that.

873
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,040
But and then after you said yes, it was just I was busy.

874
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,040
I had time to think about it.

875
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,040
I still haven't.

876
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,240
OK, so now we're going to think about it.

877
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,920
Well, I mean, I want you to pull it up and find out what's going on with that.

878
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,920
Well, it's a heart scan.

879
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,920
Well, actually, it's a full body scan.

880
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,920
It's a full.

881
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,920
It's a right.

882
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,960
So it's going to cost me two hundred fifty bucks to tell me I'm going to die next year.

883
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,840
Would you like to do something about your health or not?

884
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,440
I mean, you're sitting here talking about dandelion stuff like it seems like you're

885
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,480
looking for alternative stuff to be healthy.

886
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,360
So why would you not want to see how you're doing?

887
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,060
Well, it's not really the fact that I want to.

888
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:09,360
It's more over a conspiracy trying to keep the human race down and keep us the pharmaceuticals.

889
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,720
It's not money.

890
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,280
Yeah, it's all about money.

891
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:17,240
It's all about this racket that they've got to keep the societies down.

892
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,880
OK, so this is what I do.

893
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,200
I go and let my insurance or in this case, this is a lot cheaper than insurance, run

894
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,020
all the diagnostic tests for me.

895
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:30,880
And then I take them to a nutrition nutritionist or an alternative medicine doctor and say,

896
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,880
how do I fix this?

897
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,760
Like, yeah, what do I need to know?

898
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,240
What do I need to do to fix this?

899
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:42,200
And so I'm not going to I'm automatically go and get on heart medicine or freak out.

900
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:47,280
It's like they do a carotid artery screening, a heart rhythm screening, abdominal aortic

901
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:54,480
aneurysm screening, peripheral arterial disease screening and osteoporosis.

902
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480
Yeah.

903
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:01,640
So, I mean, those are all indicators of these are all screenings that generally your insurance

904
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,960
won't pay for unless you have symptoms.

905
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:10,360
And then I added the blood test on there to see what my C reactor protein level is going

906
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,320
to be to see how much inflammation I have in my body, because inflammation is the root

907
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,520
cause for every disease.

908
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,520
So if you're inflamed, a disease is brewing.

909
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,440
You could get arthritis, you could get cold, you know, you can have colon problems, you

910
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,080
can have to just it's going to affect everybody differently.

911
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:31,320
You can get hardening of the artery just but what how your inflammation in your body is

912
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,920
affecting you, you don't know until it turns into a diseased state.

913
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:41,760
So if you go here and you get your you see that you have a high C, C reactor protein

914
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:46,200
and you have high inflammation markers, then you go do something to lower your inflammation,

915
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:51,680
which means you're cutting the disease off at its source instead of just fighting the

916
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,400
symptoms which is all modern medicine does for you is fight the symptoms.

917
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,080
You wait till it's too late then you say, all right, now let's fight it.

918
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,080
So I have diabetes.

919
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,080
That's a great point.

920
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,520
Most of the time, the test that you get when they show up on that test, it's too late.

921
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:09,120
It's not it's not necessarily too late, but you didn't catch it early at all.

922
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,120
It's already a problem.

923
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,400
In other words, what was it what were you saying about liver enzymes?

924
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,400
Right.

925
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,400
Yes.

926
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,280
If liver enzymes show up on a blood test as elevated, you're pretty it's pretty bad.

927
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,440
Yeah, you that's right.

928
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,840
That's not the beginning of the problem.

929
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,360
That's been that way for a while.

930
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,280
So when I went for one of my checkups, the doctor's office, they had some lab is like,

931
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,800
I want to they're going to do like an experiment on you, right?

932
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,320
They want to take data, collect data.

933
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:38,080
So they said, we'll give you all these in depth tests for free, because they want data.

934
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:43,280
And so they did a test for me and my fibro-fibrogen level showed up high, which put me at high

935
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,920
risk for cardiovascular disease.

936
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,920
And that's my only marker.

937
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,820
And I'm like, what the heck is this?

938
00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:51,720
Like no other markers were on there.

939
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,280
And so take a look at it.

940
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,840
But let me finish.

941
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,060
And so I took it to my nutritionist, because it's sticky blood.

942
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:00,440
My blood is thick and sticky.

943
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,480
So that leads to clots, right?

944
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,200
So all I did is get on high amounts of fish oil.

945
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,560
And in two weeks, that was the healthy range.

946
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,600
So you've taken fish oil for life now?

947
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,600
Fish oil.

948
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,800
Yeah, fish oil is good for you.

949
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,280
By the fish oil from Costco.

950
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,240
I'm sure you can get it elsewhere.

951
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,800
But it's a humongous thing.

952
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,680
So Julie and I can take it for a year.

953
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,240
And it's the non fish burp.

954
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:27,720
Because I guess some fish oils, when you take it, you get belch fish.

955
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,840
The ones I've been told is the cold water fish.

956
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,640
Yes, Norwegian salmon oil.

957
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,440
Right, and so there is a, I buy it at Costco as well.

958
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,840
It's not the gigantic Kirkland brand.

959
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,400
Yeah, this one's not Kirkland.

960
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,240
Yeah, I buy the-

961
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,640
It's a big green bottle.

962
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,160
I buy liquid fish oil.

963
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,360
You just take it by the teaspoonful.

964
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,800
And it's cheaper.

965
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,120
Does it taste like sardines?

966
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,040
I get oil.

967
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,600
Tastes like sardines, yeah.

968
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,440
Like lemon oil in there.

969
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,480
So what you have proposed-

970
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,680
Not krill oil.

971
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,080
Is that different from if I go to the doctor and say,

972
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,360
hey, I want a full panel blood test taken?

973
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:01,920
Yes.

974
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,960
It's the same thing.

975
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,200
No, that's the blood.

976
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,400
That's the blood.

977
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,120
They won't scan your arteries and your-

978
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:07,800
Yeah.

979
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,240
So they scan the arteries?

980
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:11,560
They won't do C-preactive protein either.

981
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,440
All right, so I mean-

982
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,600
You have to even ask them to add vitamin D.

983
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,920
It's as ridiculous as that is.

984
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,320
But what are you talking about?

985
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,960
So think of it.

986
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,520
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

987
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,520
I go to the doctor.

988
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,720
I'm asking for a full panel.

989
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,440
They give me all the shit that comes back.

990
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,120
Now, they give me the super deluxe one.

991
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,040
Which includes what?

992
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,000
I'd have to pull it up.

993
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,520
I don't know.

994
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,760
But it's like twice as much as normally what you get.

995
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,480
But it's all blood.

996
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,000
It's all blood.

997
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,560
So that's what I'm trying to differentiate

998
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,280
what you are proposing, which I'm not against.

999
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,560
These are other tests, right?

1000
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,400
They take a sonogram.

1001
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,760
And they look at your arteries.

1002
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,080
So there's a sonogram involved.

1003
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,760
Yeah, and they're going to see how much plaque you

1004
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,080
have built up on your arteries.

1005
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,160
Like, Paul had all this done because he was having

1006
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,360
an arrhythmia with his heart.

1007
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,040
So they did the whole battery of tests for him.

1008
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,960
And they said that you're at what risk for a heart

1009
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,280
attack in the next?

1010
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,080
0%.

1011
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:06,880
Yeah.

1012
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,840
Because he doesn't have any plaque buildup at all.

1013
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,640
But because of me and the issues that I have with my legs,

1014
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,400
I already have vein disease in my legs.

1015
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,560
So it puts me at risk.

1016
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,560
Do you have vein disease in your head, in your brain,

1017
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,000
to look for aneurysms and stuff like that?

1018
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,800
So it's just to see how you're doing.

1019
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,240
You take vitamins as a preventative.

1020
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,280
You go to the doctor and get a physical that's

1021
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,160
supposed to be as a preventative.

1022
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaking of, I need to schedule my colonoscopy.

1023
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,600
Oh, you haven't done that yet.

1024
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,200
Well, I went to my doctor right before my surgery.

1025
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,160
And I was like, well, I'm not getting my colonoscopy right

1026
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:43,800
after my surgery.

1027
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,480
So now I need to schedule one.

1028
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,920
I've never had one.

1029
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,200
I've had three.

1030
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,920
I've had one.

1031
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,840
I'm going to do like 10 this year because I've

1032
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,400
reached my maximum insurance.

1033
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,800
Oh, yeah, no, once we do the maximum out of pocket,

1034
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,120
I'm doing one every other week.

1035
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,920
I tell you, you need to buy like the booklet and just say,

1036
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,640
I want a punch card.

1037
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,080
I want to buy it for the next five years.

1038
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,120
I'm going to buy it up front.

1039
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,000
They have a Groupon.

1040
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,800
I'm going to text my wife to remind me.

1041
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,600
It's really not a big deal.

1042
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:16,480
The prep, your butthole starts to burn the next day

1043
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,640
on the prep because you're.

1044
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,360
Oh.

1045
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,680
Oh, I forgot about the prep.

1046
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,400
The prep hurts.

1047
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,840
100% of why it sucks.

1048
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,040
It's nasty.

1049
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,000
Well, yeah, you crap your brains out for about four or five

1050
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,920
hours, right?

1051
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,160
And then your butthole is raw.

1052
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,320
So then every time you have to do it again, it stings.

1053
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,440
And you're shitting water for like an hour.

1054
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,520
It's very acidic.

1055
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,520
Yes, because that's all that's left in your stomach.

1056
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,080
Is that what it is?

1057
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,520
It's bile.

1058
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,640
I thought it was the Gatorade.

1059
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,280
The Gatorade is salt. It's all the salt.

1060
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,360
Well, I'm sure that's because your butt's raw.

1061
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,360
Now you're putting salt on it.

1062
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,360
And then you're.

1063
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,280
It makes it so raw.

1064
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,560
Then you're letting go of the Gatorade through your bottom.

1065
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,360
And it burns.

1066
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,600
That's where you need a little cooler

1067
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,840
and have your little fudge bomb popsicles.

1068
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,720
And you just go to the bathroom.

1069
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,640
Sits bath.

1070
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,160
Stick it up there.

1071
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,400
And then cool that little bit.

1072
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,440
But the colonoscopy itself is no big deal.

1073
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,360
They don't even.

1074
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,120
Like, you don't have to go out with general anesthesia.

1075
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,760
So you're not sick and nauseous from that.

1076
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,400
I have a very small anus.

1077
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,080
I'm sure they have.

1078
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,960
And how do you know this?

1079
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,240
Just because you pop an O-ring with your doctor.

1080
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,640
Thanks for sharing.

1081
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:28,480
I have a very small diameter of poopies that come out.

1082
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,440
Like, some people can shit like a bottle of water.

1083
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,040
Like a baby arm?

1084
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,240
Like a French bread roll or something.

1085
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:36,880
Oh, yeah.

1086
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,440
I think your kids can do that.

1087
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,800
And also, well, I know you've been

1088
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,840
very selective about the size of the fingers of your doctor.

1089
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,840
Well, of course I am.

1090
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,360
Right.

1091
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,800
It just makes sense to me.

1092
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,680
I've been scarred.

1093
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,160
I mean, I haven't gone to the doctor since that O-ring blow

1094
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,160
out I had the last time they just checked my prostate.

1095
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,960
Well, you went like six times in three months.

1096
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,800
Seriously, the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

1097
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,840
That was Tara's fault.

1098
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,880
Both of you are so stupid about being worried

1099
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,960
about who sticks their finger up your asshole.

1100
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,480
That Shawn, you need to go get your prostate checked

1101
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,000
quarterly.

1102
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,640
Two, three times a year.

1103
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,920
Three, four times a year.

1104
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,960
Yeah, that's a negative.

1105
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,160
So I started going to the doctor.

1106
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:13,840
Tara said that to you?

1107
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,760
That's what she said.

1108
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,680
So I was going to the doctor on a regular basis.

1109
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,960
And the doctor doesn't tell you why?

1110
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,560
Ask why you're doing this?

1111
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,400
Well, I think the third time he was like.

1112
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,800
But the third time I had gone over there

1113
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,200
and I was kind of like, hey, man, look, how many times

1114
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,360
am I supposed to be doing this?

1115
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,680
Because my wife says this.

1116
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,080
He's like, well, you're just like,

1117
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:31,920
I don't forget what he says.

1118
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,440
Once a year.

1119
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,000
Once a year, right?

1120
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,520
Once a year.

1121
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,480
Once you turn 50.

1122
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,200
Mine's twice.

1123
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,600
But before he did that, I mean.

1124
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,360
Yours is twice?

1125
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:37,840
Yeah.

1126
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,840
Oh, because of what you're doing?

1127
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,040
Because of the testosterone.

1128
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,480
He hurt me bad.

1129
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,400
I don't understand that.

1130
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,480
How can he hurt you bad?

1131
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,360
What does that mean?

1132
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,720
Sean was squeezing his butt.

1133
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,000
Were you like puckering up really bad?

1134
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,360
And he had to force it in there?

1135
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,400
If I did, I didn't mean to.

1136
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,760
And he tore your anus?

1137
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,800
I think he threenuckled it.

1138
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,360
Oh, he stuck his hand up there.

1139
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,040
He got his whole knuckle in there.

1140
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,120
One, two, three.

1141
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,520
Did a new dollar in.

1142
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,480
If you're tense, it's not going to be good.

1143
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,240
That's right.

1144
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,360
You've got to be loose and happy.

1145
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,640
You have to sing Blue Moon.

1146
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,160
Yeah.

1147
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:07,760
Like Fletch.

1148
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,760
Oh my god.

1149
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,720
So I have to.

1150
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,640
When they dim the lights and put the music on and make you

1151
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,160
relax.

1152
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,520
Can it be out for your colonoscopy?

1153
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,200
Damn straight.

1154
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,480
Like Michael Jackson, they used a propanol.

1155
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,360
And it's really not a big deal.

1156
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,400
It isn't a big deal.

1157
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,320
Why did you just bring up Michael Jackson?

1158
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,280
He used propanol to put himself to sleep.

1159
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:25,760
Is that right?

1160
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,800
That's phenol.

1161
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,960
No, propanol.

1162
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,800
Propanol, I believe.

1163
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,120
Propanol, yeah.

1164
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,240
It makes you go to sleep.

1165
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,920
But you don't have to be on a respirator

1166
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,240
because you're still breathing yourself.

1167
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,880
So it's not under a general anesthesia.

1168
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,000
So you wake up, and it's just like you took a long nap.

1169
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,400
And you have a tube out your butt.

1170
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,440
But again, you wake up right away.

1171
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,680
That freaky sensation.

1172
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,440
You know what I mean?

1173
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,040
But you were asleep.

1174
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,080
And the next thing you know, you're awake.

1175
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,200
And you're like, what the hell's going on here?

1176
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:48,640
That's interesting.

1177
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,640
I blinked my eyes.

1178
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,320
And now I.

1179
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,480
Well, that's the way my surgery was.

1180
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:51,760
I know.

1181
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,480
That's the way most.

1182
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,120
That's the way all of them are.

1183
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,320
And what was weird is I was right across from the room

1184
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,440
where I originally was.

1185
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,920
I was just like.

1186
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,680
You teleported.

1187
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,160
Yeah, I was like.

1188
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:01,960
You blinked.

1189
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,920
Well, actually, no.

1190
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,880
They wheeled me into the operating room.

1191
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,000
And I remember laying there and I was just looking around.

1192
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,160
And I was out, I guess, because then the next thing,

1193
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,240
I was looking around, next thing I know, I was waking up.

1194
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,120
Didn't you pass gas when you woke up?

1195
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:13,800
I did.

1196
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,000
I apologized.

1197
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,400
I was half in, half out.

1198
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,880
Oh, before you went in, you were in the room getting ready to go.

1199
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,320
It was on the way out.

1200
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,800
So I was waking up and they're like, oh, you did great.

1201
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,000
And I was like, huh?

1202
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:25,720
What?

1203
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,880
And I went, I went.

1204
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,560
And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.

1205
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,200
And I go.

1206
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,760
And they go, oh, it happens all the time.

1207
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,240
I go, oh, I guess it would.

1208
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,760
I don't ever wake up on the way out.

1209
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,880
They have to wake me up once I'm in the room.

1210
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,760
I would imagine it wouldn't stink because there's

1211
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,320
nothing in there for it to rot.

1212
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,560
I think it's just air from the procedure.

1213
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,120
Yeah, they blow you up with air.

1214
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,160
We talked about this.

1215
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,400
They turn on the generator.

1216
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:48,900
Arrr.

1217
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,240
I need to get that done, though.

1218
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,880
This whole thing is very disturbing.

1219
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,720
But I know I need to get it done because I'm unhealthy.

1220
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,160
We'll do a group colonoscopy.

1221
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,360
Yeah, they have a group on.

1222
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,800
I'm just thinking, I know that you've

1223
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,000
been worried about that, being unhealthy.

1224
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,360
And so I thought, maybe if you got some tests done,

1225
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:09,480
would that motivate you?

1226
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,660
If you saw some bad numbers that came back,

1227
00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:13,760
would it motivate you to change your lifestyle?

1228
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,760
And you know, the prostate cancer one is crazy avoidable.

1229
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,320
Like, people dying of that.

1230
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,880
Just get your prostate checked every year.

1231
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,080
Well, you have blood work.

1232
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,720
It's called PSA.

1233
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,400
Your blood work comes back with numbers for your PSA.

1234
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,480
Well, I mean, prior to that O-ring blowout,

1235
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,000
I was going to the doctor regularly.

1236
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,600
That was like five years ago.

1237
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,800
You have to be your own advocate and make sure

1238
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,080
that they're giving you the tests that you need.

1239
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:39,560
I was.

1240
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,280
I just haven't gone back since that O-ring blowout.

1241
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,000
But I will.

1242
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:43,800
I'll go back.

1243
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,120
Go see the female doctor like I do.

1244
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,760
I'm not going to go to a female doctor.

1245
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,840
I do.

1246
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,680
This is why women have children.

1247
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,160
I don't.

1248
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,960
Because you're crying about a finger being stuck up your butt.

1249
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,400
He was a large man.

1250
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:56,960
No.

1251
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,040
No, yes he was.

1252
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,040
They have large heads.

1253
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,440
I birthed a baby with heads and shoulders.

1254
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,720
It didn't come out your asshole.

1255
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:10,320
That was your vaginage was designed to release a child.

1256
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,480
Your butt is designed to release poop.

1257
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,560
It's not designed to receive large man's fingers

1258
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,000
the size of fucking bananas.

1259
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,360
Most people's, your butthole expands to let the poop out.

1260
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,920
Yeah, outwardly.

1261
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,120
I've never heard you say anything like that before.

1262
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,000
I'm just saying.

1263
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,160
You're being dramatic.

1264
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:35,680
I get it.

1265
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,880
I'm being dramatic.

1266
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,880
And I'm being a little childish about it.

1267
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,680
But the thing is, I'll make time for it.

1268
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,520
You have to, man.

1269
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,840
Or just get colon cancer.

1270
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,600
That's fine.

1271
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,040
Well, and colon cancer runs.

1272
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,680
And my grandfather died of colon cancer.

1273
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,680
Then you should have had these things done in your 30s.

1274
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,480
That's called you not advocating for yourself.

1275
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:02,680
Well, I think you're wrong.

1276
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,880
But I'm not wrong because my father just had colon polyps.

1277
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,800
And I got, he didn't have colon cancer.

1278
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,840
But you're insinuating that I haven't done that.

1279
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,000
And I have.

1280
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,920
I just haven't done anything in the last couple of years.

1281
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,320
So you've had a colonoscopy.

1282
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,320
I've never had a colonoscopy.

1283
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,240
There you go.

1284
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,000
So is that the only thing that could stay?

1285
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,120
You have colon cancer in your family.

1286
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,600
Someone's died of it.

1287
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,320
That puts you at, your insurance would pay for you

1288
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,000
to have colonoscopy before then.

1289
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:31,880
Well, if you don't have insurance,

1290
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,480
you can do whatever you want to do.

1291
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,480
I did.

1292
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,240
So you should have gotten it a long time ago.

1293
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,480
Well, duly noted.

1294
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,160
Thank you.

1295
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,040
I'm just saying, you have to be an advocate for yourself.

1296
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,920
Don't listen to what everybody says that you should do.

1297
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,160
You've got to know your history, your symptoms,

1298
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,800
and then go tell them these are the tests that I want run.

1299
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,280
And then if they, insurance not going to pay for it,

1300
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,000
then you go Google what the symptoms are.

1301
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,520
And then insurance then pays for it.

1302
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,920
But your listeners might get informed on this.

1303
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:01,480
Mortality.

1304
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,600
You know, and instead of everybody just joking around.

1305
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,280
And let me piggyback on that.

1306
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,120
The bottom line is people put all their faith in the doctor.

1307
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,800
And they never ask questions.

1308
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,720
They never only do their own research.

1309
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,720
They're not aware of their family history

1310
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:19,080
and what their pre-existing risks are.

1311
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,520
You know what I mean?

1312
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,680
They're not advocates for their own health.

1313
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,560
They just assume, assume, assume.

1314
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,240
Julie does.

1315
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,640
She knows her history.

1316
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,280
Everybody should.

1317
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,240
She knows her history.

1318
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,560
And she's like you.

1319
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,480
She's had probably four or five colonoscopies by this point

1320
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,640
just because of the risk that her parents are

1321
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,560
dealing with, right?

1322
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,080
Right.

1323
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,560
So she makes sure she's checked.

1324
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,200
Everybody should do that.

1325
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,040
She's had the next scan.

1326
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,360
She's done all that.

1327
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,920
So she knows her family history.

1328
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,680
A colonoscopy is a very slow.

1329
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,520
I mean, colon cancer is a very slow growing cancer.

1330
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,840
But it's not good when you get it.

1331
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,280
Yeah, but so if you find it, it can be addressed.

1332
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,800
I wanted to talk about, I know this is kind of a left turn

1333
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,880
here, but you know how we've been talking

1334
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,120
about a mess in San Francisco about people

1335
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,440
can't be prosecuted if they shoplift?

1336
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,560
Oh, under $950 or something like that?

1337
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,040
Right.

1338
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:12,560
Retarded.

1339
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,600
So during the day, I think it might

1340
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,000
have been today or yesterday, a group of people

1341
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,360
get out of a van, run into Neiman Marcus.

1342
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,240
Yep, I saw that.

1343
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:25,800
Smash cases, grab purses, all sorts of stuff,

1344
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,880
run out of Neiman Marcus, hop in the van, and drive away.

1345
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,360
Yep.

1346
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:29,960
During the day.

1347
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,560
And there were several police officers outside.

1348
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,800
And all they did was take their phones out and record.

1349
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,640
So why are they not, they've seen

1350
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,560
the ramifications of the stupidity,

1351
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,960
and they're not changing the law?

1352
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,480
No.

1353
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,880
That's the liberal mindset where they're like, actually

1354
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,640
they're seeing it as a cost savings, right?

1355
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,320
Because the way they look at it is

1356
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,040
if I have to prosecute all of them, it costs money.

1357
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,080
We don't have room in the jail.

1358
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,120
So they're just like, well, we're not going to do it.

1359
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,840
Well, people wouldn't be doing that

1360
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,080
if they had made the law.

1361
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,240
Therefore, the need to prosecute them.

1362
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,240
So that's not comparing apples to apples.

1363
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:05,240
Because what you're going to have, and Target has done this,

1364
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,720
what's happening is businesses are going to leave.

1365
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,760
In San Francisco, they are leaving in droves.

1366
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,760
Like Neiman Marcus is out that money.

1367
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,000
There's no recourse.

1368
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,200
I'm sure they have insurance and stuff like that.

1369
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,520
But all of a sudden, insurance is going to go up.

1370
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,960
Oh, you have a store in San Francisco?

1371
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:19,480
Insurance will triple.

1372
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,680
Oh, your insurance is going to go through the roof for that.

1373
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,880
So I'm not going to put a store there then.

1374
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,320
But Target, it was either in LA or San Francisco,

1375
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,800
where they were having that same problem, where at night,

1376
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,880
all these people would come in and steal a bunch of shit.

1377
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,400
So they are shutting down their stores at like 6 o'clock

1378
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,080
at night before it gets dark.

1379
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,360
So all of the Target stores are closing early

1380
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,200
every single day.

1381
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,520
So are they just walking in and just taking things

1382
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,240
and walking out?

1383
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,960
They're not using violence or guns or anything like that?

1384
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:51,440
No.

1385
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,640
There's some footage of some guy in a bike at like a Walgreens

1386
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,920
or something like that.

1387
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,440
And he has a garbage bag.

1388
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,800
And he's just screwing stuff into the bag,

1389
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,640
puts it over his shoulder, and rides his bike out.

1390
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,720
And then he's selling it?

1391
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,680
And the probably.

1392
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,520
And it was either a cop or security had their phone there

1393
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,920
just recording them.

1394
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,800
Because they know they can't do anything about it.

1395
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:18,280
Well, you know, I'd shoot them.

1396
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,560
That's your solution for a lot.

1397
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,080
It is.

1398
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,840
Dude, man.

1399
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,160
I would raise the price of everything to $951.

1400
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:25,800
Shoot them.

1401
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,520
And then you get to the register.

1402
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,280
And then the price goes down to what it normally should be.

1403
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,960
But if you walk out the door, it says it's $951.

1404
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,120
And you arrest them.

1405
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,120
Yeah, then it becomes a grand larceny.

1406
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,080
Not a bad idea.

1407
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:41,960
What is that?

1408
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,400
Grand theft?

1409
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,880
I was going to say grand theft auto.

1410
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,280
What is it called when you steal a lot over a theft?

1411
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:47,840
It's larceny.

1412
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,000
Grand larceny?

1413
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,920
I think it's for $1,000.

1414
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,680
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

1415
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,560
Well, the thing is, how you could go shopping,

1416
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,320
you're like, oh, this pack of Tums is $951.

1417
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,000
What is it really?

1418
00:50:59,000 --> 00:50:59,520
Right?

1419
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,760
Well, it could give you the.

1420
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,960
If you have a coupon.

1421
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,000
If you have a coupon.

1422
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:04,880
It's a discount.

1423
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,320
Then you have to use a coupon at the register.

1424
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,440
But here's the problem with this concept.

1425
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,720
The DA's office is never going to prosecute.

1426
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,960
That's where the problem is.

1427
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,760
Yeah, it's at the DA level.

1428
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,400
You have light foot fart head light foot.

1429
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,400
Gordon.

1430
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,960
That's Chicago, is it not?

1431
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,600
Yeah, but just folks like her.

1432
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,640
I think he's a great singer, though.

1433
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,600
That are just like, it's just sad.

1434
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,800
I mean, the 4th of July celebrations,

1435
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:38,840
speaking of Chicago, they had several riots, people wanting

1436
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:43,800
to celebrate 4th of July, and some folk thinking

1437
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:49,200
that it was racist to celebrate 4th of July in Chicago,

1438
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,840
in Chicago on the streets, shootings and everything.

1439
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,400
Where would they get that idea?

1440
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,520
Gordon Lightfoot.

1441
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,960
Where would they get that idea?

1442
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,720
Because it wasn't there in the past, but it's there now.

1443
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:01,240
Where did they get that idea?

1444
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,600
From the news media.

1445
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,680
Critical race theory.

1446
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:09,880
It's the media, I think, is the big root cause of a lot of this.

1447
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,480
It is.

1448
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,760
I'm telling you, my solution is to shoot them.

1449
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,160
It sounds odd.

1450
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,680
People laugh, but guess what?

1451
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,360
You can't go around killing people.

1452
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,280
That's not helpful.

1453
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:25,360
I'm not saying to do it, but if you want my opinion, shoot them.

1454
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,560
OK, so don't ever put Sean in charge.

1455
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,800
All right, look, what are you going to do?

1456
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,600
Sticking them in jail is not going to work.

1457
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,320
Can you give somebody a drug that just makes them

1458
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,000
in a lot of pain for a long time that won't do any long term

1459
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:40,640
effects?

1460
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,160
Oh, what a great idea.

1461
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,800
No, I'm serious.

1462
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,240
If they're not complying or something,

1463
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,400
yeah, you stick them with something,

1464
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,240
and they're in tremendous amounts of pain.

1465
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,000
And so they're like, oh, shit, I'm not going to do that again.

1466
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,200
It's called torture.

1467
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,120
Oh, yeah.

1468
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,720
Yeah, there's that T word again.

1469
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:59,520
OK, look, I'm not looking for it.

1470
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,560
How do you control it?

1471
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,000
What are you trying to control?

1472
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,240
Well, you give the police their power back.

1473
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,160
It's the mentality.

1474
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,360
You have to try to evolve the mentality of what's behind it.

1475
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,720
It's the culture.

1476
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,280
You've got to train the parents.

1477
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,160
It wasn't this way.

1478
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,920
So we're devolving.

1479
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:15,600
What's the word?

1480
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,120
We are devolving.

1481
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,240
Yeah.

1482
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,120
We are devolving.

1483
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,000
No question about it.

1484
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,480
Well, certain sections are.

1485
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,720
So the big inner city sections are.

1486
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:23,440
What do you do?

1487
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,440
If you have a cancer, what do you do with cancer?

1488
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,760
You remove it.

1489
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,480
You radiate it.

1490
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,560
You take a test, and then you chemo it.

1491
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,800
You get rid of it.

1492
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,080
So all these cancerous individuals

1493
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:44,240
that think it's bad to celebrate the celebration of being

1494
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:49,120
independent from the British England, leave.

1495
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,600
245 years.

1496
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,000
See, the problem is they see us as the cancer these days.

1497
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,200
That's exactly right.

1498
00:53:55,200 --> 00:54:00,160
And that kind of talk is like that's the oppressive state

1499
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,760
that they are trying to liberate themselves from.

1500
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,080
But what is there?

1501
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,280
They believe that the country.

1502
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,080
We were the ones that were oppressed.

1503
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,560
And we came to the United States,

1504
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,520
and it had nothing to do with race.

1505
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,720
It had nothing to do with race.

1506
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:17,920
It had everything to do with wanting those taxation.

1507
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:18,720
But Jeff's right.

1508
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:24,040
Their mentality is that the United States and our government

1509
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,760
and our flag and our Fourth of July

1510
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:31,040
and anything that we consider patriotic and blah,

1511
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,280
blah, blah, blah, blah, they see that

1512
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,880
as a symbol of oppression and hatred and racism.

1513
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:40,880
And they're in their state the way they are because of that.

1514
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,920
Where does it end?

1515
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,480
It doesn't.

1516
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,240
I don't know.

1517
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,880
Because they're trying to get rid

1518
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,240
of Bibles in public buildings.

1519
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:50,480
I mean, they're removing statues.

1520
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,000
I mean, where does it fucking end?

1521
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,400
It's absolutely ridiculous.

1522
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,040
I think people need to just fight back.

1523
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,800
And I mean, like, peacefully.

1524
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,280
I mean, you've got to elect people

1525
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,720
that believe what you believe.

1526
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:09,000
And they need to purge the agencies of the government

1527
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:15,640
and purge media people that are honestly unpatriotic,

1528
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,760
that are detrimental to the health of the country.

1529
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,400
The problem is, is you have these sections of the country

1530
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,200
that keep voting these yahoos in.

1531
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:24,720
I know.

1532
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,640
Like AOC.

1533
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,840
Like Nancy Pelosi.

1534
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,640
Well, the real problem, the underlying problem is,

1535
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,120
I don't know if I said the real problem,

1536
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,880
is there's no faith in the voting systems.

1537
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,560
Because even though we're voting,

1538
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,160
we don't believe that it's really real.

1539
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,840
I think that's a recent thing.

1540
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,160
I didn't think the voting system had a lack of integrity

1541
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,840
until this last election.

1542
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,400
But I don't know.

1543
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:50,800
But you're right.

1544
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:51,720
No, you're right.

1545
00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:53,960
Now it casts down on everything, doesn't it?

1546
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,200
It casts down on everything now.

1547
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,640
Even the 2016 election, I think there

1548
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,680
was a lot of shenanigans going on there.

1549
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,120
But they were like, well, we don't

1550
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,360
need to really do that much.

1551
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,040
Because Trump's going to lose no matter what.

1552
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,080
But he frickin' won.

1553
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:08,600
He won.

1554
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,840
They couldn't believe it.

1555
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,400
And so they, full court press, pulled out all the stuff.

1556
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,120
And I think they won overboard this time.

1557
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,200
Oh, they did go overboard.

1558
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,040
But apparently not, because they're

1559
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,720
getting away with it.

1560
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:25,000
See, I think that all of this, the, what did I say the word

1561
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,160
was?

1562
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,120
Degenerative.

1563
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,160
Devolving?

1564
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,120
Yeah.

1565
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,960
Of society is because we've taken God out of everything.

1566
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,640
And we've eroded the family unit.

1567
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,200
When you stop, when people stop having

1568
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:44,920
to answer to a higher moral being, a higher being,

1569
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,600
for morals, and then the government becomes that.

1570
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,600
Well, values.

1571
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,880
Values, morals.

1572
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,840
Family values, community values.

1573
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,680
Because back in the 60s, even the 70s and the 80s,

1574
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,960
people got their morals and their values.

1575
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:00,600
The difference between right and wrong, they got that from God.

1576
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,760
And then you start, I mean, I know,

1577
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,000
realize that they was taken out of schools in the 60s.

1578
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:10,160
But this has been a slow erosion of what's right and wrong.

1579
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,160
Now everybody gets to have their own version of right or wrong.

1580
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,960
God set what was right or wrong.

1581
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,360
And when people said he doesn't matter,

1582
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,760
take him out of everything, separation of church and state

1583
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,440
and all that kind of stuff, then we've just,

1584
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,360
everybody gets to have their own opinion of what that is.

1585
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,000
Right.

1586
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,440
And it's a deranged opinion.

1587
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,480
It's a deranged opinion.

1588
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,520
We can all be living in the same subdivision.

1589
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,720
So we have the same socioeconomic background.

1590
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,240
Right?

1591
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,760
We could all be all white people, all black people,

1592
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,600
all Spanish people, whatever.

1593
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,560
But the difference between right and wrong

1594
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:47,560
is going to be a huge disparity versus way back when it was like,

1595
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,640
if I went over to your house to have a sleepover,

1596
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,640
I could pretty much guarantee you that it was going to be OK.

1597
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,920
They had the same morals and the same values as I have.

1598
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,800
Now the dad's going to say, it's OK that you

1599
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,040
watched that rated R movie.

1600
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,520
It's OK that you're looking at this.

1601
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,360
It's OK that I run around in my underwear.

1602
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,360
It's OK that I let you.

1603
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,080
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1604
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,240
pump the brakes on the underwear.

1605
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:07,200
Sean does that now.

1606
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:07,800
Yeah.

1607
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,800
I have a big issue with that.

1608
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,280
Not in front of your daughter's friends.

1609
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,240
Especially in podcasts.

1610
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,800
Well, I mean, not on a purpose.

1611
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,240
But sometimes they've come in, look,

1612
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,720
my underwear cover more than those girls' bikinis.

1613
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,120
You're an adult.

1614
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,120
You're an adult, Sean.

1615
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,120
Well, so are they at this point.

1616
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,200
You need to start acting like one.

1617
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,120
But I mean, you just talk about the F word.

1618
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,360
You had me until I'm good.

1619
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,840
And spitting in public and all that.

1620
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,880
You would never see anybody spit in public.

1621
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,200
It was disrespectful.

1622
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,000
It was gross.

1623
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:36,720
It's disgusting.

1624
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,600
It's disgusting.

1625
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,840
And now people, you see women spitting

1626
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,160
in public on the sidewalk.

1627
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,680
Like, what's happening?

1628
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,000
The use of the F word is everywhere.

1629
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,680
It's respect your elders.

1630
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,280
It's respect authority.

1631
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,560
And granted, there's like some bad apples

1632
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,520
that have caused this uprising.

1633
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,720
So here's the problem.

1634
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:01,000
We've talked about this before from the perspective of what

1635
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,280
is the default human nature.

1636
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:03,800
OK?

1637
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,000
If you've got no good influences in your life at all,

1638
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,640
what is default?

1639
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,440
Default is not good.

1640
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,360
It's survival.

1641
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,600
Default human nature is not good.

1642
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,280
It's evil.

1643
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,400
It literally is evil.

1644
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:15,920
Right.

1645
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,640
I need to survive at any cost, right?

1646
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,160
Yes.

1647
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,200
It's good for me.

1648
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,640
Generally, I mean, I don't think people

1649
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,440
would be born with this innate thought of,

1650
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,560
I'm going to take care of my neighbor.

1651
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,720
I'm going to love my brother.

1652
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:29,440
I'm going to respect my parents.

1653
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,640
No, you have to be taught that.

1654
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,800
You have to be given a set of rules and laws and morals

1655
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:39,680
and held in check with that, generally, by a higher power.

1656
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,720
Right?

1657
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,080
And that everybody believes in that higher power.

1658
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,200
And I shouldn't do it.

1659
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,480
That's not the only way, though.

1660
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,400
We've met some, I guess, I don't know if they're atheists,

1661
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,520
but they don't believe in such an extreme religion

1662
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,520
and higher power.

1663
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,760
And they're really good people.

1664
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,600
But you know why?

1665
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,760
Because they also believe in a moral set of code, right?

1666
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,280
A moral code.

1667
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,880
They just don't want to name the person, the being that

1668
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,160
gave it to them.

1669
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:07,840
Right.

1670
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:08,320
Maybe.

1671
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,320
So the other thing.

1672
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:13,160
But my point is, if you don't have that system,

1673
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,080
you're generally not going to be a good person.

1674
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:18,280
Well, and you're going to get it from social media.

1675
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,480
So before, when all of us were growing up,

1676
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:21,360
it was your parents.

1677
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,360
So if you had a good moral foundation

1678
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,040
from your parents and your grandparents

1679
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,840
and your neighbors and your school,

1680
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,880
then you were going to grow up pretty secure and pretty.

1681
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,840
You're going to be making some good decisions.

1682
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:32,400
Right?

1683
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,400
So now, if you don't have that, or even if you do have that,

1684
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,320
who speaks louder?

1685
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,400
Social media.

1686
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:37,920
Yeah.

1687
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:38,840
Social media.

1688
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,280
Social media is a look at me thing.

1689
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,880
Look what I have that you don't have.

1690
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,760
Even though it's fake or can be fake.

1691
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,040
And it's more than that.

1692
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,480
People are evil to each other on social media.

1693
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,440
Well, there's no recourse.

1694
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:50,960
Evil.

1695
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:51,160
Evil.

1696
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,480
Well, and it's like, why do we need

1697
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,640
to have respect for the police?

1698
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,600
Look at what these police are doing to us.

1699
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,520
So they put a false narrative out there,

1700
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,600
and they get these young kids to believe that you don't need

1701
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,880
to respect the police anymore.

1702
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,000
So it doesn't matter how much mom and dad are saying.

1703
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,560
Mom and dad talk to their kids maybe 20 minutes a day.

1704
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:07,080
Right.

1705
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,840
They're on their phone for 12 hours a day.

1706
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,400
So who has the most power?

1707
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:10,920
Yep.

1708
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,040
It's the social media.

1709
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,360
Filled with just garbage.

1710
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,200
Just look what happened with the women's soccer team today.

1711
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,160
Perfect example.

1712
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,680
And you know what?

1713
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,480
That is a great example, because I

1714
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,560
consider the US women's soccer team

1715
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,880
to be on the liberal end.

1716
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,480
They've had all sorts of controversies

1717
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,000
about kneeling for the flag and all this kind of stuff.

1718
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,240
Well, they have a quote.

1719
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:31,600
I'm sorry.

1720
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,720
I'm stealing the story from you.

1721
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,520
Go for it, Jeff.

1722
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:33,800
No.

1723
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,600
Well, you actually brought it up earlier.

1724
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,560
And I read the headline.

1725
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,040
I didn't read the story.

1726
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,920
But I guess it was during a match.

1727
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,480
They were playing the national anthem

1728
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,960
and a older veteran was playing.

1729
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,800
I don't know if he was on a harmonica or trumpet

1730
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:48,440
or something like that.

1731
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,240
He was on a harmonica.

1732
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,960
A 98-year-old World War II vet.

1733
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,840
Yeah.

1734
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,800
And there was a picture or a video.

1735
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,520
Some of them had their back turned to him.

1736
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,640
And some were facing him.

1737
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,520
And of course, there was an uproar on Twitter

1738
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,320
and every other social media thing out there saying,

1739
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,360
bad things, this and that.

1740
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,400
And what the truth is?

1741
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,520
Yeah, because there was that person on the podium,

1742
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,800
Gwen Berry, the hammer thrower.

1743
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:14,760
Yeah, the hammer thrower.

1744
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,120
She turned away from the anthem on the podium.

1745
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:17,640
Correct.

1746
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,400
Anyway, so that's kind of what had everybody sensitive.

1747
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:19,920
Keep going.

1748
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,880
Yeah, so once you dig into it, and there's

1749
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,760
a big firestorm throwing down on the women's league.

1750
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,240
And they deserve some of the stuff

1751
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,120
they've gotten in the past.

1752
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:28,640
Agreed.

1753
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:29,960
But this time, they didn't.

1754
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:30,960
And this was the soccer team.

1755
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:31,520
The soccer team.

1756
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:32,600
The women's soccer team.

1757
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,240
And like I said, they deserve some ridicule in the past

1758
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,280
or some comments.

1759
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,360
But this time, they didn't.

1760
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,600
Because what happened is some had turned to face the flag,

1761
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,840
which looked like they had turned their back on him.

1762
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,640
And the other half didn't.

1763
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,720
They were facing the guy.

1764
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,880
And there were people that were facing away from him

1765
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,160
with their hands over their hearts.

1766
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:49,660
Correct.

1767
01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:50,640
Facing the flag.

1768
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,080
Facing the flag.

1769
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:57,680
But the fact that someone took a picture and made a comment,

1770
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:58,480
it just spread.

1771
01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,920
It got viral.

1772
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,360
And it got nasty.

1773
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,600
And it wasn't true.

1774
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,880
It's a complete false statement.

1775
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,520
That's what social media can do.

1776
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,240
They could spread false.

1777
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,120
It's gossip.

1778
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:10,920
And it does it.

1779
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,440
And it does it.

1780
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:11,920
It's gossip.

1781
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,600
Every day, all day long.

1782
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,360
And so we're called not to gossip.

1783
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,800
You're not to defame other people's reputations.

1784
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,480
You're not to gossip.

1785
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,560
And that's all that these kids see.

1786
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,960
We've never done that on this podcast.

1787
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,840
That's all that these kids see.

1788
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,600
They see presidents do it.

1789
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,360
They see congressmen do it.

1790
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,840
They see news anchors do it.

1791
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,240
So they think it's OK.

1792
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,240
Yeah, I've said it before on this.

1793
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,560
Did you finish your beer?

1794
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,320
I was trying to take a note while she was talking

1795
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,760
to respond to something.

1796
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,040
And I threw a pen.

1797
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,920
Oh, I thought you drank your entire beer

1798
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,920
and threw it in the can.

1799
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,240
This isn't a beer.

1800
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,400
Wow.

1801
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,240
It's seltzer water.

1802
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,400
I don't know what this is.

1803
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,080
Oh, that's beer flavored water.

1804
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,680
Yes, it is.

1805
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:02,840
Are you unhappy with your beer choice or my beer choice?

1806
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:03,880
Well, you have to learn.

1807
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,120
Now you've learned not to get it again.

1808
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,880
The problem is it was a three for one deal.

1809
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,000
So you have 90 of these.

1810
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,920
I have 90 cans of Frio.

1811
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,640
I will help you purge them.

1812
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,880
But I do want to see if we can't break them down

1813
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:21,200
into some sort of denomination, like maybe three and three.

1814
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,160
Maybe we'll start off with one round of this.

1815
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,280
All right, then we're going to have a real beer.

1816
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,080
I'll tell you what.

1817
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:30,680
I have a lot of beer left over from July 4 that is not Frio.

1818
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,040
So next week I'll bring that.

1819
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,040
Actually, I'm not going to be here.

1820
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,080
We're going to Colorado.

1821
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,080
La la la.

1822
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,080
La la la.

1823
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,080
That's not what you said.

1824
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,080
That's a Colorado.

1825
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,080
Yes.

1826
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,080
Man, I am excited for you going to Colorado.

1827
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,080
I can't wait to go back.

1828
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:51,080
I would just like to go.

1829
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,080
I know.

1830
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,080
Well, we have access.

1831
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:57,080
I've got some friends from work that actually have a few places

1832
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,080
up there we could check out.

1833
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,080
Like a ranch?

1834
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,080
Oh, you're going to go to your other A-listers?

1835
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,080
Your other A-friends?

1836
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:04,080
I don't know if they're A-listers,

1837
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:08,080
but we could hunt for pronghorn.

1838
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,080
What?

1839
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,080
What?

1840
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,080
Is that?

1841
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,080
That's not a fish.

1842
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,080
No, it's an antler.

1843
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,080
Or not an antler.

1844
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,080
It's an antelope.

1845
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,080
It's like a mountain goat.

1846
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,080
Yeah, it's got the short horns with the little prong on it.

1847
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,080
And why would you want to hunt those?

1848
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,080
To eat.

1849
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,080
Huh.

1850
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,080
Very gamey.

1851
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,080
No, the pronghorn antelope.

1852
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,080
Right there.

1853
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,080
Yeah, I didn't.

1854
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,080
You know what?

1855
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,080
There's a lot of things you could have said there,

1856
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,080
but I didn't see that one coming.

1857
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,080
Yeah.

1858
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,080
Well, I know they're up in like North...

1859
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:37,080
Beautiful creatures.

1860
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:38,080
Look at the nice patch.

1861
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,080
That's more North... New Mexico.

1862
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,080
No, it's North America way...

1863
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,080
or up in the U.S.

1864
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:45,080
It's like North Dakota.

1865
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,080
You know what's interesting about some of those...

1866
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,080
Yes.

1867
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:51,080
Well, what are those animals that are on the fields in New Mexico?

1868
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,080
Those are gazelles.

1869
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,080
I don't...

1870
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,080
That's Africa.

1871
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,080
That's...

1872
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,080
No, New Mexico.

1873
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,080
Yes, that's Africa.

1874
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,080
No, New Mexico is in the United States.

1875
01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,080
What?

1876
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,080
Yeah, New Mexico is in the United States.

1877
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,080
Thanks for backing me on this.

1878
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,080
Well, someone said something about Africa.

1879
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,080
Yeah.

1880
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,080
That's where the gazelles are.

1881
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:05,080
There are gazelles in Africa.

1882
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,080
Okay, well, I'm not talking about...

1883
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,080
They're not in New Mexico.

1884
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,080
The water buffaloes?

1885
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,080
The water buffaloes.

1886
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,080
The saboos.

1887
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,080
There is some sort of antelope,

1888
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,080
and you can see them all the time when you're driving up there.

1889
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,080
I'm sure there's very...

1890
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,080
a lot of different species of antelope.

1891
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,080
Look at New Mexico antelope.

1892
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,080
The New Mexican antelope.

1893
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,080
How about steers?

1894
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:18,080
New Mexican steers.

1895
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,080
The pronged horn.

1896
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,080
Okay, that's not true.

1897
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,080
No, the pronged horn is up North.

1898
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,080
Yeah.

1899
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,080
It's up North.

1900
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,080
It's up North.

1901
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,080
It's up North.

1902
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,080
It's up North.

1903
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:31,080
Okay, that's not true.

1904
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,080
The pronged horn is up North.

1905
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:33,080
Native to the Kalahari Desert.

1906
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,080
This is going off.

1907
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,080
The African oryx.

1908
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,080
Or the Gems box.

1909
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,080
Yeah, why?

1910
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,080
Where are we here?

1911
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,080
I don't know.

1912
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,080
African oryx?

1913
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,080
This is like off the...

1914
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,080
Now lives in southern New Mexico.

1915
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,080
You know, any time those pictures come out,

1916
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:48,080
they... they crucified those... the women hunters.

1917
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,080
Well, have you seen the one where they had those...

1918
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:56,080
a couple that was posing with a lion that they shot?

1919
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,080
I haven't seen it.

1920
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,080
And they...

1921
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:59,080
And they were tearing them up.

1922
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,080
Well, the... they were posing for a picture,

1923
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:09,080
and then the... one of the other lions decided to do a photo bomb.

1924
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,080
Eat them.

1925
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:13,080
And then... I don't know what the end result was,

1926
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,080
but they were attacked.

1927
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,080
That generally doesn't go well when a lion attacks you.

1928
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,080
No.

1929
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,080
And I don't know what the end result was, but...

1930
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,080
You see, because it was a live... it was a camera,

1931
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,080
and it was live.

1932
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,080
And then the guy kind of like walks off,

1933
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,080
and the girl's still standing there.

1934
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:31,080
She's holding this big, frickin' lion mane head, you know?

1935
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,080
And then all of a sudden, she was like...

1936
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,080
She hears something, she gets spooked, looks behind her,

1937
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:38,080
and you see the frickin' other lion come in and pounce down.

1938
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:39,080
No.

1939
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,080
And he hears a scream.

1940
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,080
No, you do not.

1941
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,080
Then it cuts.

1942
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,080
This is total fake news.

1943
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,080
That was out of... that was out of Africa.

1944
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,080
Meryl Streep.

1945
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:49,080
That's when the tiger eats Meryl Streep?

1946
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,080
Correct.

1947
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,080
That's a thing.

1948
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,080
We can only hope.

1949
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,080
I don't believe this.

1950
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,080
Did you see the footage?

1951
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,080
My friend sent this, if we can't find it here.

1952
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:59,080
You know when you're parasailing in the ocean?

1953
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,080
Yes.

1954
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,080
Or the boat is pulling you on the parachute?

1955
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,080
Yes.

1956
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,080
Well, there's footage.

1957
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,080
It just happened a couple days ago, I think.

1958
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,080
Maybe in June.

1959
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,080
Where the couple... you know,

1960
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,080
where you're kind of sitting down on your legs,

1961
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,080
you're dangling.

1962
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:18,080
These people, their feet were basically just in the water.

1963
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:23,080
A shark jumps up and grabs the guy by the leg.

1964
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:25,080
And it looks like a seven or eight foot shark

1965
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:29,080
comes halfway out of the water and bites the guy's leg.

1966
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,080
Oh my God.

1967
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,080
And he lost his heel, lost some muscle and stuff.

1968
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,080
I got the footage on my phone if you can't find it.

1969
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,080
But it's crazy.

1970
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,080
You're like, what do you do?

1971
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,080
So then he's flying through the air, bleeding?

1972
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:40,080
Probably.

1973
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,080
The boat probably took off to get him up out of the water.

1974
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,080
That's what I'm saying.

1975
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,080
Why did it not bleed out?

1976
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:45,080
I don't know.

1977
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,080
Good God.

1978
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,080
That's awful.

1979
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:50,080
So a tandem parasailers hovering.

1980
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,080
Yeah, there it is right there.

1981
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,080
Just above the water surface.

1982
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:55,080
On the video?

1983
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,080
On Red Sea.

1984
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,080
Sustained injuries.

1985
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,080
Your video was on the other one down.

1986
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,080
Yeah, so it's a crazy thing I've seen.

1987
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,080
You can't hear you because you're not talking

1988
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,080
into your microphone.

1989
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,080
It's video right there.

1990
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,080
All right, well, let's see it.

1991
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,080
The Red Sea.

1992
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,080
I didn't know they had sharks in the Red Sea.

1993
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:14,080
Well, I don't know what kind of shark it was,

1994
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,080
but it jumps out.

1995
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,080
That is unbelievable.

1996
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,080
How unlucky do you have to be?

1997
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,080
Yeah, I know.

1998
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,080
And you're, well, I mean, you're kind of like trolling,

1999
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,080
I guess, right?

2000
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,080
This contains footage that may be considered distressing.

2001
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,080
You kind of see a splash right there.

2002
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,080
Watch.

2003
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:33,080
That sounds like a dog.

2004
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,080
You see it jump up?

2005
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:40,080
So the video shows the shark coming out of the water.

2006
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,080
Probably four or five feet.

2007
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,080
Oh, maybe even more.

2008
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,080
That's a big shark.

2009
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,080
And grabs the dude.

2010
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:51,080
And then, but it doesn't, you say he only took a heel, so.

2011
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,080
Well, I think it looks like it kind of got him like,

2012
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:55,080
I don't know if it went.

2013
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,080
Yeah, it was teeth, man.

2014
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,080
It raked his leg.

2015
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,080
I think it raked down his leg.

2016
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,080
Oh, yeah.

2017
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:01,080
God.

2018
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,080
I mean, what do you do?

2019
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,080
I mean, what's the guy sitting next to you like?

2020
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,080
Holy shh.

2021
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,080
He's like, hey, man, you're bleeding.

2022
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,080
Yeah, and then I'll hear come the rest of the shark.

2023
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:10,080
Hey, man.

2024
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,080
Go, go, go.

2025
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,080
You're missing a heel.

2026
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,080
Oh, man.

2027
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,080
That's horrible.

2028
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:17,080
Well, they don't look like seals, so I wonder why they did that.

2029
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,080
The shark did that.

2030
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,080
Well, I mean, who knows?

2031
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:23,080
You see something frolicking on the top of the water like that.

2032
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,080
It's going to get.

2033
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,080
It's almost like you were like a human bobber.

2034
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,080
Like a lure.

2035
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,080
A lure.

2036
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,080
Yeah.

2037
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,080
Maybe in that part of the world, they eat birds that land on the water.

2038
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,080
There you go.

2039
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,080
I don't know.

2040
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,080
I'm sure it looked goofy.

2041
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,080
I mean, that's why sharks attack surfers.

2042
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,080
They think it's a seal or something.

2043
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,080
That's right.

2044
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:41,080
They've done that.

2045
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:43,080
They've gone underneath and looked at what it looks like.

2046
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,080
And they're like, not a tiger is a lion.

2047
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,080
So anyway, that just happened.

2048
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,080
And that is horribly unlucky.

2049
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,080
Can you imagine that?

2050
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,080
That says loin.

2051
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,080
Yeah, that would be.

2052
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:57,080
Oh, that's a whole different couple kill lion and then karma hits them.

2053
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,080
Couple get attacked by a loin.

2054
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:01,080
That just makes me angry.

2055
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,080
That's it right there.

2056
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,080
Hold on, there's there's there's.

2057
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,080
So this happened in 2016.

2058
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,080
There's an overrun of kill line and then karma hits them.

2059
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,080
There's an overrun of lions in the Serengeti.

2060
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:13,080
I don't know.

2061
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:17,080
We have to we have to hunt the lions for population control.

2062
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,080
People just want to do it.

2063
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,080
Not what I'm saying.

2064
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:21,080
I don't.

2065
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,080
OK, well, I'll give you the explanation here in a second.

2066
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,080
Oh, my gosh.

2067
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:31,080
Shit just got real because there was another line that came right after them.

2068
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:34,080
How does it feel?

2069
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,080
I want to know the camera to get them.

2070
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:38,080
Yeah, they're pooping.

2071
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,080
I want to know how it ends.

2072
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,080
Well, you could probably hear it.

2073
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,080
Oh, you could see the next picture is two lions laying there.

2074
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:49,080
Oh, no.

2075
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:51,080
OK, so here here's how this works.

2076
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,080
A lot of people don't know this.

2077
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:54,080
Right.

2078
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,080
Safaris, right.

2079
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,080
They pay people pay a ton of money.

2080
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,080
OK.

2081
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:06,080
And they do all of the conservation and the game game control and all that kind of stuff.

2082
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,080
OK.

2083
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:17,080
And they're just like just like experts that know exactly how many deer they need to kill so that the deer don't over eat the land and start that's happening in Africa.

2084
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,080
It's happening in Africa.

2085
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:22,080
Or they just want to take money because they're so it happens.

2086
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:23,080
It can happen.

2087
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,080
Every single game management area has to be managed.

2088
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:33,080
So what they do is they charge these people ridiculous amounts of money and they let them purge an aging lion.

2089
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,080
You know what I mean?

2090
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:38,080
Like they're shooting ones that they know they're going to.

2091
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:43,080
It's OK because then they make money and it it feeds the whole system.

2092
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,080
All right.

2093
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:47,080
So I know that and I think there's a limited number.

2094
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:48,080
Right.

2095
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:51,080
They say we need to get rid of 10 lions.

2096
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:58,080
It's kind of like crocodile hunting or any kind of hunting you get so many tickets that you can cash in that you're allowed to.

2097
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:02,080
The game warden says hey man you got 15 lions.

2098
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,080
I mean guys for the elk hunting I'm doing this fall.

2099
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,080
I mean we all got one.

2100
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,080
You know you get lucky if you get a bull tag.

2101
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,080
You mean sit in the wilderness.

2102
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:14,080
Sit in the wilderness for days in the freezing cold and see nothing because they're not real creatures anyway.

2103
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,080
Well that's because you're infused in gasoline.

2104
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,080
Well I'm not going to be this time.

2105
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:21,080
Well you weren't planning on it last time.

2106
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:22,080
No I wasn't.

2107
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,080
You're going to travel up there.

2108
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,080
This is insane.

2109
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,080
Yes I marinated.

2110
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,080
I marinated in gasoline.

2111
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,080
All this trouble to descent yourself.

2112
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:30,080
Oh grub.

2113
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,080
I threw away the bag.

2114
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:36,080
No I'm just saying what you did before the gasoline was spilled.

2115
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,080
Why don't you tell that story Paul.

2116
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,080
What did I do?

2117
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,080
What do you mean?

2118
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:44,080
Well you went hunting somewhere and you were to go hunt some elk.

2119
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:49,080
You wash all your clothes in this special shampoo so that you don't have any scent.

2120
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,080
You go through all this trouble.

2121
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,080
That's what Jerry was saying.

2122
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,080
You thought it was really important.

2123
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:59,080
They can really smell so you need to wash it with like this scentless hunter stuff.

2124
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:03,080
Like we went through all these things and then of course I'm doused in gasoline.

2125
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,080
I mean what do you think is going to happen?

2126
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,080
I'm like Linus with this gigantic gas cloud around me.

2127
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,080
Well he was too wasn't he?

2128
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,080
Well he was dirt but yeah I'm the gas Linus.

2129
01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:17,080
There weren't any elk in probably a 20 mile radius.

2130
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,080
His bag didn't get infused.

2131
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:22,080
I'm amazed I didn't go up in flames at any moment.

2132
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,080
Well you're lucky that the camper didn't explode.

2133
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:27,080
I was going to look in the rear view mirror to a flaming RV.

2134
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:30,080
Cut and lose.

2135
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,080
Boom.

2136
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,080
Jerry cut and lose.

2137
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:36,080
It was a nightmare.

2138
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,080
He pulls a rip cord.

2139
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,080
Nightmare.

2140
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:49,080
Alright so what the folks don't know is that Paul went on a hunting trip and they were in a truck and they were pulling an RV in a fifth wheel.

2141
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:57,080
And there was a five gallon tank of gas that was set in the RV that toppled at some point.

2142
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:00,080
And when it fell over the gas came out.

2143
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:04,080
It was a slow process but it came out and it soaked.

2144
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:08,080
And it worked its way over to the bottom of my bag and up through the bottom of the bag and into my clothes.

2145
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,080
And it saturated everything.

2146
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:14,080
So could you sleep in that or was it just too fumey?

2147
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:16,080
They got a hotel.

2148
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,080
Well that night we did and then we scrubbed the inside of the RV.

2149
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:21,080
Just what you want to be doing on this?

2150
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,080
Oh my god it was a nightmare.

2151
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:23,080
Freezing.

2152
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,080
And then it was still awful.

2153
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,080
It was still awful.

2154
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:30,080
And so we slept the first two nights.

2155
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,080
He said the same thing I did.

2156
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,080
I was having dreams that I'm going to asphyxiate.

2157
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,080
Because the fumes were so bad.

2158
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:42,080
I had the blanket over my head and I was like...

2159
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,080
I mean it was awful.

2160
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,080
It was so cold.

2161
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,080
Could you crack the window or was it just too cold out?

2162
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:51,080
Well I think we had everything aired out.

2163
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,080
I mean everything open.

2164
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,080
That's a low wind scenario.

2165
01:15:55,080 --> 01:16:00,080
Luckily the next day or two days later it dropped to negative eight.

2166
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,080
So there was no...and that helped.

2167
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,080
It really really helped.

2168
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:08,080
Because the cold air just kind of kept everything down I guess.

2169
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:11,080
And we kept the door open.

2170
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:12,080
Like the big ramp.

2171
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,080
Kept that open during the day.

2172
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:16,080
So that it would continue to air out.

2173
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,080
But it was a nightmare.

2174
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:19,080
Yeah.

2175
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,080
That's not going to happen this time.

2176
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:24,080
So every elk within 20 miles smelled you.

2177
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,080
At least.

2178
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,080
And they were all gathering together going...

2179
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,080
Look at these guys.

2180
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,080
Did you smell the gas guy over there on the other side of the ridge?

2181
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:32,080
What a moron.

2182
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:34,080
And he's wearing camo.

2183
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:36,080
That doesn't matter.

2184
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:37,080
Yeah right.

2185
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:40,080
Like Far Side, you know how they're all smart and they talk and stuff?

2186
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:41,080
That's exactly what they were doing.

2187
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:42,080
So was it? All that new...

2188
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,080
They were literally calling elk from all around going...

2189
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,080
You got to come see this guy.

2190
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:47,080
Come on guys.

2191
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:50,080
I don't understand why you wear camo and then a bright orange jacket.

2192
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:51,080
That's what I said.

2193
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:52,080
You know what?

2194
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,080
It makes no...and I even asked the other hunters that.

2195
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:58,080
I was like...so is orange like a colorblind thing to them?

2196
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,080
And they're like...I don't think so.

2197
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,080
I'm like...how freaking retarded is that?

2198
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:04,080
You spend all this money on camo.

2199
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:06,080
Camo everything.

2200
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,080
Except this.

2201
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:11,080
Everything. Except this bright orange cap and a bright orange vest.

2202
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:13,080
And you're doing it to save your life.

2203
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,080
So other hunters don't kill you.

2204
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:17,080
Then why bother with the camo?

2205
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:20,080
And you should be wearing white camo.

2206
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,080
You're hunting in the snow.

2207
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,080
That's badass.

2208
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:25,080
So why are you wearing green camo?

2209
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,080
You're not camouflage at all.

2210
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:31,080
Is that Moon Waker wearing the white suits and they're skiing down the mountain shooting at each other?

2211
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:34,080
That's one of the...or is it You Only Live Once or Twice or something like that?

2212
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:36,080
What's that? I thought it was...I don't know.

2213
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,080
On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2214
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:41,080
So many movies keep doing that scene over and over again.

2215
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,080
But it's awesome.

2216
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:43,080
True Lies.

2217
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,080
That's in True Lies too, isn't it?

2218
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:48,080
Yeah, it is in True Lies with Schwarzenegger.

2219
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,080
So that was my same question.

2220
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:53,080
I think I asked him the same thing because I went to Shields when he bought all this stuff.

2221
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:58,080
I asked, I was like, why are you buying this when you have to wear a bright orange vest?

2222
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,080
Yes.

2223
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:04,080
And then you carry a seat to sit on and the seat is bright orange.

2224
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,080
That's it.

2225
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,080
And that's strapped to your backpack.

2226
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:08,080
Both are in trading places.

2227
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,080
So basically you should just wear fluorescent.

2228
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:11,080
And a fish called Wanda.

2229
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,080
So answer those questions.

2230
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,080
Yes, I'm sorry.

2231
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:18,080
I got distracted by Jamie and Curtis in True Lies.

2232
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,080
What?

2233
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:20,080
It's just stupid.

2234
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:22,080
I don't think anybody's ever asked that question.

2235
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,080
Of course they have.

2236
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,080
What?

2237
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,080
Oh no, we're not talking about Jamie and Curtis.

2238
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,080
We're talking about the hunting.

2239
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,080
She's a hermaphrodite.

2240
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:32,080
I don't think that's not true.

2241
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,080
She has big boobs.

2242
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:35,080
And apparently a penis.

2243
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,080
And we can stop there.

2244
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:37,080
She has a penis?

2245
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,080
No, her hermaphrodite has a vagina and a penis.

2246
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,080
Both sexes. Both sex organs.

2247
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,080
Well, she has kids, doesn't she?

2248
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:44,080
Yeah, I don't know.

2249
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:49,080
So is she like asymmetrically impregnant herself?

2250
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:52,080
No.

2251
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,080
It's called tucking.

2252
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,080
That is a huge...

2253
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,080
I don't know if you can tuck.

2254
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,080
Of all the conversations I've had about hermaphrodites,

2255
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,080
I've never heard that question.

2256
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:04,080
Can one impregnate themselves?

2257
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,080
How did that rumor get started?

2258
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,080
That's such a mean rumor.

2259
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,080
Hold on, hold on.

2260
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:09,080
Go down one arm.

2261
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:10,080
Well, there's one more.

2262
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:11,080
She's like, shoot, leave.

2263
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,080
Wow.

2264
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,080
What does that mean?

2265
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,080
Well, she's like, leg spread.

2266
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:16,080
No, it's like a...

2267
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:17,080
I want to see the picture below it.

2268
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,080
It's a sports drink.

2269
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,080
Yeah, go down one, one.

2270
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,080
Right, one more.

2271
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,080
Right down.

2272
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,080
Leg straight up in the air.

2273
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,080
Right there.

2274
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:27,080
Yes, right there.

2275
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,080
Oh, really?

2276
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,080
Look at that.

2277
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:30,080
Yeah, that's a little vivid.

2278
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:34,080
I know, but I mean, what's up with that?

2279
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,080
It was just an opportunity for you to look at soft porn.

2280
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:38,080
No, it's just weird.

2281
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,080
She's got this white vest kind of...

2282
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,080
Oh, stop.

2283
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,080
...frock arms of some sort.

2284
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:46,080
Have you ever seen the pictures of Michelle Obama that have a bulge?

2285
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:48,080
I'm going to pass.

2286
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,080
Yeah, what is that bulge?

2287
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,080
Those are scary.

2288
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,080
They are.

2289
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:55,080
That Philadelphia steak sandwich is just rippled.

2290
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,080
Needs to be trimmed down.

2291
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:02,080
Subway sandwich Mr. Maker guy, I wanted a single meat, not triple meat.

2292
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,080
What?

2293
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,080
Hats off to you.

2294
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,080
We lost you big time.

2295
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:10,080
You're talking about Michelle Obama, right?

2296
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:11,080
Yeah, the bulge.

2297
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:13,080
Dude, that's a steak sandwich.

2298
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,080
What's the bulge mean?

2299
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:16,080
She's got a penis.

2300
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,080
Or she just has untamed pubic hair.

2301
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,080
No, no.

2302
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:22,080
Quite bulgy, like 70s porn pubes.

2303
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,080
Shelly, this is a family show.

2304
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:25,080
My God.

2305
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,080
Well, hold on.

2306
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:32,080
Can women's pubic hair get so dense that it creates creases and folds?

2307
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,080
You had to think.

2308
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,080
You had to think on that.

2309
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,080
And it creates like a tip.

2310
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:37,080
It's like an afro.

2311
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,080
So dense.

2312
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,080
I don't think so.

2313
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:44,080
As tight as these clothes where there's no hair that creates those creases and folds.

2314
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:45,080
Austin, pull it up.

2315
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:48,080
I think what she's got there is a Michelle Obama bulge.

2316
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,080
A case of meat-ish.

2317
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,080
So you're just saying full on penis.

2318
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,080
I don't think it's a penis.

2319
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:57,080
You think it's just a meaty area?

2320
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:01,080
I just think it's a nasty steak sandwich.

2321
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,080
So you're saying very full lips.

2322
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:04,080
Oh, wow.

2323
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,080
Imagine a Philadelphia steak sandwich.

2324
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,080
This is photoshopped.

2325
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,080
I mean, seriously.

2326
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:11,080
No, that one's photoshopped.

2327
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:12,080
I don't think so.

2328
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:13,080
Look at that.

2329
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,080
It's got a tip and everything.

2330
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,080
There's a head.

2331
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:16,080
No.

2332
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:18,080
These are photoshopped.

2333
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,080
She's been circumcised.

2334
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:23,080
I don't know.

2335
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:26,080
I just don't know.

2336
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:29,080
Well, she's got kids, so you know.

2337
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:30,080
Does she?

2338
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:31,080
Does she?

2339
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:32,080
Are they hers?

2340
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,080
Yeah.

2341
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:35,080
I don't believe she has a bulge.

2342
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:43,080
You know what the problem I have with Michelle Obama is that she is so much that she's not.

2343
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:47,080
I mean, she's like a...

2344
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:48,080
It disgusts...

2345
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:49,080
You know what?

2346
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:54,080
Maybe it's just a matter of I'm just mad that they totally dissed Ivana Trump.

2347
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,080
Melania Trump.

2348
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,080
They massively disrespected her.

2349
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:00,080
And then they put her on...

2350
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,080
They put Michelle Obama on...

2351
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,080
What is the white blonde chick's daytime?

2352
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:05,080
Ellen.

2353
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:07,080
Ellen, they had all kinds of fun.

2354
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,080
It was just...

2355
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:12,080
They just completely just totally knocked Ms. Trump...

2356
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,080
You know what it was?

2357
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,080
What?

2358
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:19,080
It was basically middle school bullying is what they did to her.

2359
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:20,080
So immature.

2360
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,080
It was.

2361
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,080
It was awful.

2362
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,080
I felt bad for her.

2363
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,080
Yeah.

2364
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:30,080
And then the news today was there was a Melania Trump sighting today.

2365
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:35,080
Melania Trump is seen leaving the Trump Tower during a visit to New York City.

2366
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,080
I mean, that's the hype on the news.

2367
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,080
That's it.

2368
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,080
Well, she's probably fine being out of the public eye now.

2369
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,080
She never wanted to be in it.

2370
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,080
I can guarantee it.

2371
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:46,080
Nothing she did or said could...

2372
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:48,080
I mean, they mocked her accent.

2373
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:54,080
I mean, do you have any idea how someone would be torn up for mocking...

2374
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:56,080
Let's say Michelle Obama had an accent.

2375
01:22:56,080 --> 01:23:01,080
Yeah, so why do you expect children to... they're growing up in this culture.

2376
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:06,080
So why do you think we're going to produce anything other than disrespectful jerks and thugs?

2377
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,080
That's why they need to shoot people.

2378
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,080
We're back to that.

2379
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:16,080
The reporters that are feeding this shit...

2380
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,080
Just line them up in front of a ditch.

2381
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,080
Again, I don't think they need to be shot realistically.

2382
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:22,080
They just need to be held accountable for...

2383
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:24,080
They need to be held accountable for ethics.

2384
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,080
Like how?

2385
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:28,080
There needs to be some sort of ethics committee.

2386
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,080
So they should get fired.

2387
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,080
I think they should.

2388
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:35,080
When you're posting wrong things, what's that called?

2389
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,080
Libel or perjury?

2390
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:38,080
What's that called?

2391
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,080
When you...

2392
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,080
It's called dishonesty.

2393
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:46,080
No, but it's called something when you print something that's false.

2394
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:50,080
Well, there is libel and there's slander.

2395
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:52,080
Slander, that's it.

2396
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,080
Well, I mean, it depends on what the context is, right?

2397
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:56,080
Well, it's just like the lady at ESPN, right?

2398
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:57,080
It's all slanderous.

2399
01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:59,080
It seems to go one way but not the other.

2400
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,080
Agreed.

2401
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:02,080
What happened to her?

2402
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,080
That's just it.

2403
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,080
There needs to be some sort of unbiased ethics board that says,

2404
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,080
hey, man, look, you can't say that shit.

2405
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:09,080
Well, the one that...

2406
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,080
Because it's not true.

2407
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,080
It's a fucking lie.

2408
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,080
Yeah.

2409
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,080
And you need to...

2410
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:14,080
It's bullshit.

2411
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:17,080
The problem is the fact checkers slant the one way also.

2412
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,080
Oh, they're horribly biased.

2413
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,080
Well, we have this fact checked.

2414
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:24,080
Well, yeah, you agree with the same that they're false.

2415
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:26,080
So that's my solution.

2416
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:30,080
My solution is you get some sort of...

2417
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:34,080
Dude, Mr. Producer, we are incredibly distracted by what the fuck is...

2418
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,080
Yeah, we're staring at a pronghorned antelope.

2419
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:38,080
Can you...

2420
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:42,080
Yeah, move on to something other than Michelle Obama's bulge.

2421
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,080
The pronghorn.

2422
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:47,080
Well, just two days earlier, Trump was seen wearing a white

2423
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:51,080
MAGA hat as well as he waved to the supporters while arriving in

2424
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:55,080
the Big Apple where Melania was flanked by her security details.

2425
01:24:55,080 --> 01:25:01,080
She left the Fifth Avenue residence in a four car secret service convoy

2426
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:04,080
at 8.15 in the morning.

2427
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:09,080
So I'm surprised they haven't tried to strip him of his security yet.

2428
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,080
Pelosi went there at one point.

2429
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:12,080
Oh, did she?

2430
01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:13,080
Oh, yeah.

2431
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:14,080
Is that one of the...

2432
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,080
You've been impeached twice so you don't get security?

2433
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:20,080
I think that was part of the impeachment trial was they wanted to strip him of his security access.

2434
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,080
Security clearance.

2435
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:22,080
That's stupid.

2436
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:23,080
You have to anyway.

2437
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:24,080
How does that even work?

2438
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:26,080
You're president, so you can't...

2439
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:27,080
I don't know.

2440
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,080
Good question.

2441
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,080
They have it for the rest of their lives.

2442
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,080
Presidents do.

2443
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:31,080
Is that true?

2444
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,080
Yeah.

2445
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:33,080
For what purpose?

2446
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:34,080
What do you mean?

2447
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:38,080
They need to be protected by a secret service their entire lives until they die.

2448
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:39,080
Oh, no, no, no.

2449
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:40,080
We're talking about security clearance.

2450
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:43,080
Security details is different than...

2451
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:45,080
I'm talking security details.

2452
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:46,080
Oh, okay.

2453
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:47,080
Okay.

2454
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:50,080
So she was trying to strip him of his security details?

2455
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,080
That's outrageous.

2456
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,080
Is that what you said?

2457
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,080
No, I was talking about security clearance.

2458
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,080
Oh, he thought there was security...

2459
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:58,080
No, I was like...

2460
01:25:58,080 --> 01:25:59,080
I thought...

2461
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:02,080
I said I wouldn't be surprised if they try to do that at some point.

2462
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,080
Oh, okay.

2463
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:04,080
No, I have not heard that.

2464
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:05,080
Well, it doesn't matter.

2465
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,080
He's rich enough.

2466
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:08,080
He can have his own security detail.

2467
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,080
Right.

2468
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:14,080
And frankly, the guys that work for him now were the ones that worked for him then.

2469
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:16,080
He can afford his own security detail.

2470
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:19,080
I mean, I recognize the same security guys.

2471
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:23,080
Before, when he was the actual president, they were all wearing suits.

2472
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:26,080
And now they're wearing plaid shirts and stuff.

2473
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,080
But they're the same guys.

2474
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,080
Are you 100% sure on that?

2475
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:34,080
Because the secret service, they don't just let private contractors join the secret service to...

2476
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,080
Yeah, they do.

2477
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:37,080
I know for a fact they do.

2478
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,080
How?

2479
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:39,080
Okay, well...

2480
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:40,080
Well, because the guy...

2481
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:41,080
Because they do.

2482
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:45,080
There's a guy that's a Navy SEAL.

2483
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,080
And that's what he said.

2484
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:49,080
And why would I not believe him?

2485
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:50,080
Name your source.

2486
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,080
I'm kidding.

2487
01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:52,080
You don't have to name your source.

2488
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:54,080
Because then you'd have to kill Jeff.

2489
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:55,080
No.

2490
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:58,080
I mean, I'd tell you, but I don't want to talk about somebody else.

2491
01:26:58,080 --> 01:26:59,080
We have one minute.

2492
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:02,080
Well, thank you for that.

2493
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:03,080
You wanted to wrap up early or something.

2494
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:05,080
She's like, I got one minute.

2495
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:07,080
All right.

2496
01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:09,080
Well, my point by saying that is that they do.

2497
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:15,080
Wow, 1.75% fixed rate on mortgages.

2498
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:16,080
Oh, that's an ad.

2499
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,080
Yeah.

2500
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:19,080
Is that true though?

2501
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,080
I get...

2502
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:21,080
That's a really low mortgage rate.

2503
01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:23,080
I just did two.

2504
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,080
Holy cow.

2505
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:28,080
Is that 15 or 30?

2506
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:30,080
It's 60.

2507
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,080
All right.

2508
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,080
So I don't know if we talked about this.

2509
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,080
That's how folks in California for their house.

2510
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:35,080
60 years.

2511
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:38,080
But they have Ohio troopers, a national guard being sent to the southern border.

2512
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:47,080
They have like 11 or 12 different states in the United States that are sending troops to the south border because...

2513
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:49,080
I love that.

2514
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,080
Because we're not allowed to.

2515
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,080
We're not getting federal support.

2516
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,080
So individual states are.

2517
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:54,080
I love that.

2518
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:57,080
The administration is trying to stop.

2519
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:58,080
They're...

2520
01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,080
Okay, imagine...

2521
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,080
I know.

2522
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:02,080
Just for Texas or California too.

2523
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:03,080
Well, it's the border, right?

2524
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,080
I think Texas started it.

2525
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,080
It's the whole southern border for Mexico.

2526
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:08,080
The whole border, okay.

2527
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:09,080
That they're sending...

2528
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:10,080
California won't allow it.

2529
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:14,080
Other states are helping us out by sending troops down because our own administration isn't.

2530
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:28,080
Okay, so the administration is so hung up on trying to prevent us from allowing to protect our border that they're actually trying to queer up the pipeline for the paperwork to get these guys down here.

2531
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:29,080
I know.

2532
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:30,080
Insane.

2533
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,080
It's like, why are you getting involved?

2534
01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:32,080
You're the federal government.

2535
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:37,080
It makes it so obvious that they want open borders and let people stream across the border.

2536
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:38,080
Well, you heard it last week.

2537
01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:39,080
We talked about this.

2538
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:42,080
He wants to give Amnesty to two million immigrants.

2539
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:50,080
What he is saying to the world, keep coming, keep coming, because I'm going to let two million...

2540
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:53,080
And we only have until November of next year to do it.

2541
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,080
That's right.

2542
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:55,080
That's right.

2543
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,080
That's exactly what he's saying.

2544
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:57,080
You should continue this on the next podcast.

2545
01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:58,080
We probably should.

2546
01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:01,080
Well, we'd finish, but we don't have music.

2547
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:04,080
We're going to keep talking until we get music.

2548
01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:06,080
There it is, baby.

2549
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:10,080
Our lava lamp finally decided to gestate.

2550
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:11,080
It's doing its thing.

2551
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,080
It's not moving.

2552
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,080
It's not heated up enough.

2553
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:14,080
Looks like it tested.

2554
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:15,080
My poop is smaller than that.

2555
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:18,080
I just want to say that lava lamp, it's...

2556
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:19,080
That's pretty big.

2557
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:21,080
Has your poop always been that size?

2558
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:22,080
Yeah.

2559
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:23,080
It's never been bigger.

2560
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:28,080
Do you squeeze your anus when you poop?

2561
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:29,080
I just go.

2562
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:32,080
You squeeze it really hard and then poop.

2563
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:33,080
Do you mean like pinch my sphincter?

2564
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:35,080
Yeah, and then poop at the same time.

2565
01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:38,080
Why do you play the music and talk over it?

2566
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:39,080
Because it's fun.

2567
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,080
Well, we're supposed to fade it out.

2568
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:43,080
Yeah, but he gets louder.

2569
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:44,080
He did that on purpose.

2570
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:45,080
He did.

2571
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:46,080
That's his way of saying shut the fuck up.

2572
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:47,080
Yeah.

2573
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,080
All right, we'll catch you guys at point two here.

2574
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:50,080
All right, I got to pee anyways.

2575
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:51,080
All right.

2576
01:29:51,080 --> 01:30:14,200
See you next time.

2577
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:25,080
.

2578
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:29,080
.

2579
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:33,080
.

2580
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:37,080
.

2581
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:41,080
.

2582
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:45,080
.

2583
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:49,080
.