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There we go. All right. Is there like a digital

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thing we could do? Just like... No. Clink. No,

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we're going old school. Oh, we got to hit reset

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on that. God damn it. We're doing old school

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with everything. I don't think that ever got

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turned off last time. Yeah, it ran forever. It

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was on a week. Shut up. Did you just say 99?

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Yeah, so for those podcast listeners out there,

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we got a little timer in the studio for letting

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us know how long we're talking just so that we

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can maintain what's going on. Hey, guys. How

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you doing? Hello. It is a freaking crazy week

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for at least me and you. You said you had like

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seven hours of unexpected work today. Yeah, we

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have this thing where we're supposed to track

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our time, and I haven't been doing it, but they

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wanted us to clearly track unplanned time. Oh.

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And I was thinking today. It was all but 15 minutes

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of it. It was unplanned. Is this because you're

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getting bought out? Or you got bought out? No,

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I think they want to... You part hub in the bathroom?

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No, I think they just want to know how much of

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our work just pops up. What are they going to

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do with that? I have no idea. That's the thing.

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I don't know. Is that AI -driven? You think they're

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going to try to... No, it's the PMO team. They're

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trying to just get their fingers in everything.

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There's a ton of AI -driven stuff going on. We

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had a meeting today about AI stuff, how it's

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going to assist us. And you're like, no, it's

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not. Well, I've been telling you for a year to

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use chat GPT for your reports. Are they finally

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telling you to do that? No, we're not allowed

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to do that. Really? Yeah, that's not what they're

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saying. What they're saying is that there are

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things that on the, there's AI that they're going

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to. put in a program within our company that's

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going to help do things. We just have to interpret

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these data points and they'll repopulate in the

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reports. I'm not a huge fan of that, but it doesn't

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matter. It's going to start blackmailing you.

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You know what we need? There needs to be an apparatus.

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Because it's wrong sometimes. There needs to

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be an apparatus that we sit in and then the AI

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controls, moves our arms and clicks on it. You

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know what I mean? That way we don't have to think

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or do anything. It's just, you're supposed to

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do this today. All right, Wally. Yeah, I was

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thinking the same thing. Wally. It just moves

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us. That's the way Wally is. Remember the guys

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were all fat and gelatinous? Well, I know, but

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the machine moves us. Yeah, they were in a chair

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that took them everywhere and that fed them and

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everything. Jeez, you know what? I don't want

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to get fat. Scooped out their shit. I don't want

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to get fat. It's February 25th, 2026, and my

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wife's birthday is tomorrow. That's funny. One

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of my close co -workers' birthday is tomorrow.

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And you know what's a crazy coincidence? My brother's

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birthday. He was born one year apart from my

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wife on February 26th. On the same day? The same

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day your brother and wife had the same birthday.

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That's right. So your parents and her parents

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were knocking boots close to the same time of

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year. I guess so. Let's think of it that way.

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Or maybe they were doing it a solid week. Like

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every day, up two days before, three days after,

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all at the same time. But not together. I'm sure

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it was a sexual onslaught. It was a Bonnie Blue

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moment. It was back in the late 60s. Everything

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was... That's cool. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. Thank

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you, Mr. Producer, for taking care of stuff.

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All right, dudes and guys, I'm Sean, Paul, and

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Jeff. We're all here to let's entertain you.

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So we have a lot of... jam -packed stuff going

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on, check us out on dudeslikeus -podcast, on

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Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, TikToker,

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what are the rest of them? Yeah, I'll get some

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more since you've uploaded them all to the drive,

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right? I did. Okay. I'll get some more TikTokians.

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Slowly but surely, we're just kind of like just

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doing it. Hey, man, you know what? This is one

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of the things that I enjoy throughout the week.

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You know, you've got sleep. You've got the inevitable

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work that you've got to do, and you have your

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time off, and your friends, your companionship,

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things that really matter. And this Tuesday night,

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or today's Wednesday, but our podcast night is

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fantastic for me personally. I enjoy coming out

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here regardless. And we get to drink excellent

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bourbon. It is excellent. Let's do a cheers.

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Yeah. Cheers, bitches. Chuck, our producer, cheers,

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cheers. Here, here. Cheers. Hold on. Is someone

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drinking lipstick on this? What is that? That's

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you. I don't wear chapstick. You've got greasy,

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gross fingers. But the reason why we're doing

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it on Wednesday— I think Jeff had this, because

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I recall him buying—he had a little tube of Astroglide.

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I did. How'd that get on here? I put it on my

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asshole. Oh. Okay. Why don't we go to the board?

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All right. Anyway, we're having it on Wednesday,

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because Tuesday was a special event. Did you

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guys watch it? State of the Union with Mr. Donald

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Trump, right? Of course I watched it. I got to

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about 9 .30 and I was like, I got to go to bed

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because he was really going. And I recorded it

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to watch it, but then I heard all the highlights.

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I cut the bulk of it. I didn't see the very end

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of it. I'd encourage you to watch it. Not just

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the highlights, just because... I did watch it.

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Oh, so you went to the last... Well, everybody

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to watch it because it's important. it's important

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to see how the other side reacts to different

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things. That's really why we watch it. We know

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what he's going to say. They all say the same

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kind of crap. But you want to see the contorted

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faces of the other side. I want to find out what,

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you know, these guys hold a public seat. And,

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you know, they were elected. They need to follow

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suit. They need to represent. They need to show

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up. You can't have 70 people absent. 70 of them

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didn't show up. That's ridiculous. It's just

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like, come on, represent. You need to be there.

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There was a time where these folks were all showing

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up. And then there was something that occurred

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back in the Reagan era. And I want to say his

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name was Nessie. Pilot or something. Or someone

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that saved somebody from drowning. And I heard

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this on a news feed. And President Reagan was

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kind of like, you know what? That is an excellent

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story. You went in and saved this person from

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drowning. And he recognized this person. I think

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his name was Nessie. Nellie. I think his name

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was Nellie or Nessie or something like that.

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And that was kind of like the start of bringing

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people in and showing appreciation in the public

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forum for these people coming in. Oh, really?

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That was the start of it, huh? That was the start

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of it, at least as far as the historical point,

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based on what these news feeds were suggesting.

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And it just seems like every year after that...

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It gets bigger and bigger and bigger. It got

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bigger and bigger and bigger in both sides. Of

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the aisle. We're appreciating what the other

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one was saying. Regardless of how you feel about

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the politics going on. Yeah, it's usually a great

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American story, right? Yes. Of a hero or somebody

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who went through amazing trials and tribulations

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and came out. Or a little girl gets hit by an

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illegal alien, hit by a semi. Right. And almost

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dies. And they don't want to show appreciation

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for that. Or a little kid, last year, a little

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kid that had cancer and he loved the police and

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he got a little honorary secret service pin.

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And then one of them says, I hope he doesn't

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live long enough to be able to become a police

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officer or something like that. I know. It's

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tragic. But it all boils down. No, they said

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it's good for him that he won't live long enough

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to be a policeman. Right. And, you know, it was

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during the fuck the police. Oh, yeah. Unbelievable.

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But the point by bringing this up, is that it

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has nothing to do with the tradition. It has

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everything to do with the folks that hate Donald

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Trump. I know. Correct. When are they going to

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grow up? They can't get over it. They can't.

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They cannot get past this. I mean, there was

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vitriol in the eyes of, who was that one that

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did the fuck ice thing next to Elon? Tlaib. Yeah,

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that's Tlaib. She looked, I mean, both of them

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looked - Possessed. Possessed, but the Tlaib

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chick. There's something wrong with her. I remember

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a couple years ago, somebody, wasn't it, what

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was her name, Marjorie whatever? Marjorie Taylor

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Greene. Yeah, she yelled out something at Obama,

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right? No, it was Biden. It was Biden. And it

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was say her name for Lake and Riley. Yeah. Because

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he started to talk, Biden brought it up. He started

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talking about illegals killing citizens and how

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bad that was. And she goes, say her name. He

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hadn't even brought it up before. And she was

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completely chastised for being obedient. Decorum,

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and that's how dare you say that. How dare you.

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And now - Ilhan Omar. Those people were going

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nuts and yelling at him, screaming at him. Ilhan

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Omar, she was a thug. Yeah, she was a shit. She

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was a thug, and they were a Tlaib, Big Hands

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Tlaib. That's what we're going to call her from

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now on. Big Hands Tlaib. Have you seen her hands?

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Oh, they're very masculine. Oh, dude. She's the

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one that, remember the Seinfeld show? She was

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the one that was cutting the steak. Those were

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her hands. The man hands. There was the man hands

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episode from the Seinfeld. Tlaib and Ilhan Omar,

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they're un -American. I mean, okay, so Trump

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was... He called out people directly. He was

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hit hard. Past presidents have not done that.

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They haven't made it personal. And he is all

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about making things personal. He called out the

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Somali pirates. And I even told DeShelly, I was

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like, that was unnecessary. He didn't need to

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call them Somali pirates. But, you know, what

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he brought to the table, and it was unorthodox,

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but what he did bring to the table was the fact

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that... the folks that went to Minnesota from

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Somalia brought their politics with them. Not

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necessarily what they believe in, but the way

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they handle politics. Politics are corrupt over

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there. And it's like, look, Ben, we are corrupt

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over here, but we're not supposed to be corrupt

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over here. And we try not to, but it is what

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it is. We just hide it better. Yes, I guess.

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Yeah, but when it's caught, it's caught, right?

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Own it. Yeah. Well, they don't own it, but they

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do punish it. As opposed to expect it. You can

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see the fury on her face. Oh, she was apoplectic.

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She didn't know what to do. She was just like...

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Yeah, she was yelling and screaming, and they

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were chanting, USA, USA. You couldn't hear her.

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All you heard was this little chirping in the

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background, and Trump was getting louder to drown

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her out. Right. I was just like, this is great.

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By the way, that microphone was out of control.

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Yeah, the sound guy needs to get fired. The sound

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guy needs to get fired for that. I didn't catch

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that. It was way over... Modulated. Oh, yeah.

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He was driving too hard. Yeah. Interesting. The

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gain was set too high. The gain was set too high,

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yeah. Right. It started peaking. Interesting.

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Yeah, it's - Unlike us. Little things like that.

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We're professionals. We're excellent. Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, we're - We're the greatest. Oh, dude,

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we have the best producer in the world. He's

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on top of shit over there. Absolutely. What the

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hell are you talking about? Right. Maybe not

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the world, but... Anyway, I thought Trump's...

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On the block. I thought Trump's direct attacks

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were a little over the top, but you know what?

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We've come to expect that from him. He's not

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a politician. You've got to make a point, man.

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He's not a politician. He is going to tell you

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how he feels. Yeah. And he's going to call out

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something directly. Somebody said, he's going

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to tell you how he feels, and then he's going

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to tell you how you feel, and then he's going

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to tell you how he feels about what you feel.

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Exactly. Now, he's not shy about that. And that's

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his style. And that's the way he's run his businesses.

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And that's the way he runs his life. Who's the

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one that had the bingo? Who sent that? Oh, that

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was Chuck. That was funny. Did we get a bingo?

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I was drinking no matter what. It looked a little

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funny. Like they were trying to make jokes. The

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State of the Union bingo. I was like 20 minutes

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late to the meeting. Goddamn, whatever his name

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is. His speech, yeah. I was 20 minutes late because

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I was watching Fox News, but I guess I was watching

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a prerecorded something, and I was just like,

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oh, just wait until it comes on. And then Preston

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calls my son, and he was like, oh, yeah, this

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is on. I was like, what do you mean it's on?

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I'm watching it right now. It's not on. Fucking

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had a meltdown. You're a mess. Did you see some

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of the people that he honored, though? I mean,

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outside of the hockey team? Did you make it all

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the way to the end? That was the end, yeah. He

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had honored the hockey team. He had honored a

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woman that was trying to get pregnant or something

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like that. Yeah, IFV, yeah. And he honored, of

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course, Charlie Kirk's wife. And he honored the

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parents of the young lady that was murdered,

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the Ukrainian young lady. But, I mean, he did

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misspeak. Some of the people will say that, oh,

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he lied. He all right lied. That was not an illegal

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immigrant that killed that Ukrainian little girl.

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He was a United States citizen. He's a homeless

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dude. He's a homegrown psycho. Right. But it's

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like, okay, is that the hill you're going to

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die on, to clarify that? You know, it kind of

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caught my ear when he said it at first, and then

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I think he said it correctly later, that that

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was just someone who had been let out of jail.

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That was the whole spirit of it, is that these

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people are not held accountable for anything

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that they do, and not only the illegal aliens,

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but everybody across the floor. Yeah, the DAs

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aren't prosecuting them, the judges are giving

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them light sentences or letting them off with...

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probation or whatever and they go back out and

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they repeat offend yeah and that's what the fbi

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has been cracking down on is getting these people

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off the streets the broken windows policy that

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you know yikes uh clean this thing up this is

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all the uh the one percent that yeah the source

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da's will do that the one percent that commits

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these crimes means a 90 reduction in crime uh

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in the community right you pull those people

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out and you that is huge throw them away I think

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I'm the most excited about is J .D. Vance being

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the fraud czar. Hold on, I missed that. What's

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this about? Oh, he's going after all the fraud,

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like Minnesota. So J .D. Vance has been named

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the czar of fraud. When did that happen? Last

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night at the State of the Union. Oh, how did

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I miss that? I thought I heard that before. Did

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you watch all of it? I did, but, you know, I'm

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hearing impaired. Oh, you didn't have captions

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on? How convenient. You didn't have your caption

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machine on? I'm sorry. I didn't hear that the

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last call was already called. I'm hearing impaired.

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How convenient. Some of the other people that

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he recognized last night, though, one of them

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was the pilot of the helicopter that led the

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Maduro raid that got shot four times. And he

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told the story of it. And that guy is standing

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there. He's got to use a brace to steady himself.

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And he stood there. Man, that dude's a rock.

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Dude, he's tall, too. That dude is out of central

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casting for what you want your military guy to

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be. And then at the end, right at the end, I

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don't know if you saw this part, Jeff, he honored

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a Korean vet who downed four MiGs single -handedly.

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That's right. Yeah. Got the Medal of Honor. So,

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yeah, which one got the Purple Heart? Purple

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Heart was the guy that got shot in the head along

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with Young Lee that passed away. Correct, correct.

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Yeah. That's correct. There were two guards,

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I guess, that some, again, illegal alien came

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up. National Guard. Yeah, National Guard. And

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shot both of them, and he survived. Outside the

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White House. That was in D .C., yeah. That was

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just six months ago, so not too long ago. It's

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amazing he's alive, but you could tell he wasn't

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okay. Yeah. He was not. But he is alive. Happy

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to be alive, you know. Yeah. But that was kind

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of sad. He'll get through that. You know, I'll

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tell you what. While they were passing out that

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award, I could not not think about your father

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-in -law. Right. Your father -in -law is highly

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decorated. He's got three purple hearts. Yeah,

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that is amazing. And also a silver star, right?

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I don't know about the silver star. He's got

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more than three purple hearts. I think he's got

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a silver star as well. Interesting. Was it a

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bronze star? No, it's silver. I'll need to ask

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because I don't recall that. Well, regardless,

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that's what I thought I heard him say that night

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when he was sharing his experience in Vietnam.

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But just having three Purple Hearts, that's incredible.

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Yeah, it is. To have two, to have one is incredible.

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You don't want a Purple Heart. No, you don't.

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You really don't want one. No. That means something

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went sideways a little bit. So how did you guys

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feel about the hockey team? being introduced

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at the State of the Union? Oh, I think that was

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fine. I don't think they quite knew what to do

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when they were up there holding their medals

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up. They looked kind of out of place and uncomfortable.

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I like that Trump was going to give him the civilian

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honor or whatever. Yeah, the coley. The hellebuck.

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Yeah, I think that's cool. They're going to make

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him the Secretary of Defense or something. It

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was funny that he said, I would only give this

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to him if it was a unanimous vote. I did not

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see. I didn't watch the game. And I'm frankly

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disappointed that I missed the game. But I've

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watched a bunch of the highlights of most of

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the game. And the highlights they had pointed

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out were obvious. These guys played their asses

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off. But there were so many. there were so many

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small little circumstances that could have changed

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the way that everything went. Dude, some of the

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lucky saves that we had. Oh, my God. There was

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a guy standing in the goalie box. Hit him in

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the stomach. Hit him, and he grabs him. He's

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like, oh, there's the puck. And he throws it

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back down, and they get it. They scoot it out.

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Had he not been there? Yes. And then when the

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goalie was laying on his... Yes. And he puts

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a stick behind his back. This guy goes like this.

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He grabs the stick. He doesn't poke the puck.

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But what he does is he takes his stick, his goalie

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stick, and he prevents. It just happens to hit

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the stick and hit the post. And they have it

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right here. No, that's one. Yes. But there's

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one where he's laying on his face and he prevents

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the guy from being able to swing and hit the

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puck. Right. He holds it back and restrains it.

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It was a legendary. That one right there. Legendary

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stop. I mean, there are so many crazy stops in

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this game. Wide open. And all he had to do was

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lift it maybe a half an inch and it would have

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deflected off the stick and gone over it. Look

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at this. That's so crazy. Oh, it was amazing.

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Have you seen, did you see this play with, it's

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not Dolby. The guy that... Thomas Dolby? Dolby

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Atmos. He flipped it up into the air and poked

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it forward. Can you find that from Harry Potter?

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It was one of the most incredible moves I've

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seen in hockey. I've actually never seen it before.

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Master gave Dolby a sock. Wow. Which one is that?

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He split the defenders, flipped the puck up in

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the air so they couldn't put their stick on it.

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And then poked it in the air to get past the

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second defender. Check it out. Find that one

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for us. Because that was amazing. Well, the hockey

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game was incredible. You know, I'm kind of disappointed

00:19:11.900 --> 00:19:16.359
that I opted to do whatever the hell I did. It

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was on at 8 a .m. on Saturday or something like

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that, right? 7. 7 a .m. 7 on Sunday. Oh, yeah,

00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:23.559
I missed it. Yeah, poor Shelly. I was out there

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going, oh, oh, oh, fuck, fuck, oh, oh. I mean,

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I would just. Oh, yeah. In his usual mode already?

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Oh, he's masturbating already? It's the 7th.

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No, that's not. He's been going out for like

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three 60 -minute periods. Oh, my gosh. Sections

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with a break in between. Knock it off, honey!

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Not again. Make sure you clean it up! It's on

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my new couch. Okay. Wow, you guys are so gross.

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Oh, you got your new sofa? Yeah. Yeah. Any crusts

00:19:49.490 --> 00:19:54.299
on it yet? Wow. Stiff sections? A lot. It won't

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come off either. We're trying to get some sort

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of leather cleaner. Okay. Damn it. All right.

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I don't know if you're going to find it. You're

00:20:02.019 --> 00:20:04.339
going to find it? Well, Jack Hughes, he got,

00:20:04.420 --> 00:20:06.119
what, two, three teeth knocked out during the

00:20:06.119 --> 00:20:07.599
game? Yeah, he got a stick to the face, I think.

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That was a four -minute major, and we still didn't

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score. I'll tell you what. Some teams are better

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when they're shorthanded. I can't explain it.

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There it is right there. Watch this. He flips

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it up and then hits it again to get past the

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second guy's stick. He flubs it. Scores. I could

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do that. I mean, if you watch it in slow motion,

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he lifts it and then pokes it. Some of the things

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people can do with pucks are unbelievable. Unbelievable.

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They defy gravity. Like Wayne Gretzky. They don't

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even have that many playbacks of Wayne Gretzky,

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but they should. Because he was truly the greatest.

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They call him the great one. He was on Letter

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Kenny the other day. No, Shorzy. By the way,

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the new Shorzy season dropped. So, season five.

00:21:01.140 --> 00:21:03.660
Fucking awful tonight, Shorzy. Keep working hard,

00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:05.819
Corey. You can be just like me. Oh, yeah. I remember

00:21:05.819 --> 00:21:07.480
laying in bed as a kid dreaming about reffing

00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:10.079
high school hockey on a Friday night. I remember

00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:12.339
laying in bed dreaming about the time your mom

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tongued my butthole so good I put her in my phone

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and just rolled up the rim to win. You're not

00:21:17.579 --> 00:21:21.059
interested, are you? No, I do. I am, but what

00:21:21.059 --> 00:21:23.140
I'm thinking is like, holy shit, I wish they

00:21:23.140 --> 00:21:25.940
would have... The new season dropped, so they're

00:21:25.940 --> 00:21:28.400
not going to be able to have a response to this

00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:33.359
defeat. No, yeah. Although they're all... It's

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kind of funny, the... premise of this season

00:21:35.839 --> 00:21:39.079
is shorzy is retired but there's a european team

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now that's come over and dominating all the other

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teams so shorzy putting together an all -star

00:21:43.299 --> 00:21:46.559
team of the the no show to go play them they're

00:21:46.559 --> 00:21:49.700
gonna fuck them up well i think uh what was kind

00:21:49.700 --> 00:21:51.240
of funny is some of these memes that were coming

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out When they won, I think the White House submitted,

00:21:54.230 --> 00:21:56.250
I think I said it to you, a bald eagle eating

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a Canadian goose. So over the top. From the White

00:22:01.529 --> 00:22:03.730
House. Yes. That was great. I'm sure there's

00:22:03.730 --> 00:22:04.750
a bunch more out there as well. And I was reading

00:22:04.750 --> 00:22:06.450
some of the comments below that, and they're

00:22:06.450 --> 00:22:11.009
just, they're so, just the vitriol is just. It's

00:22:11.009 --> 00:22:13.150
unacceptable. Yeah. That's not presidential.

00:22:13.470 --> 00:22:16.250
Yeah, they're just being so ugly about it. So

00:22:16.250 --> 00:22:18.670
Canada, right, so that's their sport, right?

00:22:21.690 --> 00:22:23.549
They've dominated for years and years and years

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and years. Right, right. And I guess the captain

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said that they was coming up with excuses like

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they had Indian food the night before and they

00:22:31.269 --> 00:22:33.230
think they got some food poisoning. Did you hear

00:22:33.230 --> 00:22:36.049
about that shit? No. Yeah, he was coming up with

00:22:36.049 --> 00:22:37.789
excuses about why they lost. You just accept

00:22:37.789 --> 00:22:39.490
a loss. You just accept a loss. I know it. They

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beat us. They were better than us that day. Unbelievable.

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Or they got lucky. Well, then they say, I think

00:22:44.009 --> 00:22:46.869
everybody knows who the better team was. That

00:22:46.869 --> 00:22:49.650
night. It doesn't matter who won. I know. Scoreboard.

00:22:49.769 --> 00:22:51.750
I was like, who is scoreboard? That was Theo

00:22:51.750 --> 00:22:53.970
Fleury that said that, and I'm disappointed because

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I thought he was like a conservative guy. Right.

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But apparently he's, you know, he's just rotten.

00:22:58.630 --> 00:23:01.349
He's a Canadian. Yeah. Well, I mean, we look

00:23:01.349 --> 00:23:02.849
at Buster Douglas beat the shit out of Tyson.

00:23:03.150 --> 00:23:05.809
Right. Anything can happen. They've been calling

00:23:05.809 --> 00:23:08.130
them snow Mexicans, but everybody says, no, they

00:23:08.130 --> 00:23:14.799
need to be called Serapians. For like Syrup Europeans?

00:23:16.140 --> 00:23:18.380
Syrupians. Syrupians. Yeah, and that makes sense.

00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:21.019
More like Middle Eastern, but, you know, or not

00:23:21.019 --> 00:23:23.140
Middle Eastern, even like even further to China.

00:23:23.220 --> 00:23:26.680
There's like more Asian folk there. So the next

00:23:26.680 --> 00:23:32.059
time they do the NHL, what is it? The round robin?

00:23:32.059 --> 00:23:33.740
Four continents, whatever they call it. Yeah,

00:23:33.859 --> 00:23:36.359
the four country thing. Four nation. Are they

00:23:36.359 --> 00:23:39.220
going to do that every year as part of the NHL

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All -Star? They didn't do it this year because

00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:44.779
of the Olympics. Oh. Right. So they're not going

00:23:44.779 --> 00:23:47.539
to do it. Correct. Right. Because their All -Star

00:23:47.539 --> 00:23:49.019
already happened, right? Because the playoffs

00:23:49.019 --> 00:23:51.119
are... I don't know. When is the All -Star? No,

00:23:51.140 --> 00:23:53.079
no. I don't... I mean, they're relatively early

00:23:53.079 --> 00:23:55.819
in the... Oh, no, they're not. I don't know.

00:23:56.099 --> 00:23:57.940
No, they're not. Yeah, this would normally be

00:23:57.940 --> 00:24:00.140
the All -Star break. That's what I thought. So

00:24:00.140 --> 00:24:01.460
they didn't have it. They had the Olympics instead.

00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:02.480
Yeah, the Olympics instead. I'll tell you what.

00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:05.400
The next time... So next season... Oh, Canada's

00:24:05.400 --> 00:24:07.539
going to be... Dude, you already know what happened

00:24:07.539 --> 00:24:09.160
the last time. They all threw their gloves down

00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:10.559
and immediately started fighting before they

00:24:10.559 --> 00:24:13.500
did it. Yes. Because they booed the national

00:24:13.500 --> 00:24:16.759
anthem. Right. And it was in Canada. So the Americans

00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:18.359
started beating the shit out of the Canadians,

00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:20.339
and they all went after it. Well, I'm curious

00:24:20.339 --> 00:24:22.359
to see how some of these, because all these guys

00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:24.880
are on the same teams. Oh, my God. Right? How

00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:27.759
are they going to - They got Trump playing hockey?

00:24:27.900 --> 00:24:30.519
Yeah. That's so great. So crazy. I wonder how

00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:33.779
the teams are going to gel again. I'm sure they

00:24:33.779 --> 00:24:36.430
will. but I'm sure there's some hard feelings

00:24:36.430 --> 00:24:39.329
out there. I don't know. I don't think it's a

00:24:39.329 --> 00:24:40.789
big deal. Oh, you mean how they're teammates

00:24:40.789 --> 00:24:44.150
on their NHL teams? Correct. Yeah, I don't think

00:24:44.150 --> 00:24:46.130
so. They came back together last year after that

00:24:46.130 --> 00:24:48.930
Four Nations tournament. I would think, I'd like

00:24:48.930 --> 00:24:51.289
to think not, but I mean, I hear what you're

00:24:51.289 --> 00:24:54.849
saying, and I would also agree with you, but

00:24:54.849 --> 00:24:56.930
I think at some professional level, they don't

00:24:56.930 --> 00:24:58.170
give a fuck. They're like, dude, I'm getting

00:24:58.170 --> 00:25:00.089
paid. Getting paid. This is true. And as long

00:25:00.089 --> 00:25:02.490
as I take a backseat on a lot of stuff, which

00:25:02.490 --> 00:25:06.099
probably, I'm thankful that they took that tone

00:25:06.099 --> 00:25:09.619
going in there. You didn't see MAGA hats in the

00:25:09.619 --> 00:25:13.480
White House. You didn't see any biasness. They

00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:17.240
were in there as USA, as a proponent of a USA

00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:20.259
Olympic champion, and I thought that was awesome.

00:25:20.380 --> 00:25:23.119
As any sports team does. As they should. I think

00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:24.799
the ladies team is going to be there soon as

00:25:24.799 --> 00:25:26.579
well from what he said last night. They're going

00:25:26.579 --> 00:25:29.079
to the White House, yep. Is that for certain?

00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:32.160
Yeah, he said it last night. They clearly said

00:25:32.160 --> 00:25:33.559
they weren't going to. And I thought that was

00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:35.539
another. Well, Trump said last night. I know

00:25:35.539 --> 00:25:38.039
he did. I thought it was another Trump troll.

00:25:38.220 --> 00:25:41.240
The correction on that is they couldn't because

00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:43.480
they had obligations. They couldn't go directly

00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:45.799
like the men's team. So hopefully they will go

00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:48.220
visit. They will. I hope they do. That would

00:25:48.220 --> 00:25:50.180
be smart. Some of them are in school. Some of

00:25:50.180 --> 00:25:52.339
them in college. They have class. They have other.

00:25:53.089 --> 00:25:54.730
teams, you know, or other, you know, they got

00:25:54.730 --> 00:25:56.329
to go back to play their college games. Well,

00:25:56.329 --> 00:25:58.990
they're women. They don't have the NHL behind

00:25:58.990 --> 00:26:01.410
them. There is a professional women's hockey

00:26:01.410 --> 00:26:04.130
league. Whatever. Is that real? It's like the

00:26:04.130 --> 00:26:07.490
WNBA. Okay. It's real, but, you know. That is

00:26:07.490 --> 00:26:10.309
so real. Is it real, real? Yeah. Yeah, because

00:26:10.309 --> 00:26:12.130
Caitlin Clark is on the hockey team, too, isn't

00:26:12.130 --> 00:26:18.450
she? Yeah, she's powerful, yeah. She's gully.

00:26:19.129 --> 00:26:21.210
Anyway, what other highlights? Anything else

00:26:21.210 --> 00:26:23.450
from the State Union? I think we kind of beat

00:26:23.450 --> 00:26:25.809
that to death, right? Which one? The Olympics?

00:26:26.289 --> 00:26:28.910
No. Well, yeah. The Olympics. We can go to the

00:26:28.910 --> 00:26:30.769
Olympics. We can talk about. That's all done,

00:26:30.890 --> 00:26:33.890
right? Yeah. Yeah, they wrapped up Sunday. It

00:26:33.890 --> 00:26:36.630
was not my bag of tea. Did you watch closing

00:26:36.630 --> 00:26:39.289
ceremonies? I didn't. Or the openings. Lots of

00:26:39.289 --> 00:26:57.880
opera. Yeah. Yes, a lot of that. Wow. And, you

00:26:57.880 --> 00:27:01.000
know, Italian classic stuff and Italian music.

00:27:01.940 --> 00:27:03.839
But that's their culture, right? Oh, I know,

00:27:03.940 --> 00:27:06.059
but it's, you know. But you hate Italy? I did.

00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:09.799
Is Andre Bocelli there? No, he was not there.

00:27:10.059 --> 00:27:13.099
Andre Bocelli? No. Oh, Andre Bocelli. Yeah, and

00:27:13.099 --> 00:27:16.980
nobody knows that? Oh. He sounds just like him.

00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:20.829
Exactly. No, I mean, it was good. It was interesting,

00:27:21.069 --> 00:27:24.190
but it just wasn't my bag of tea or whatever

00:27:24.190 --> 00:27:25.710
you want of cookies or whatever the fuck that

00:27:25.710 --> 00:27:28.609
saying is. A bag of tea leaves? Yeah, it's not

00:27:28.609 --> 00:27:31.670
my box of cookies. It's not my bag. It's not

00:27:31.670 --> 00:27:35.109
my pallet of brick. It's not my sack of nuts.

00:27:36.130 --> 00:27:41.369
Okay. Oh, boy. Anyway, yeah, so I wish I had

00:27:41.369 --> 00:27:44.589
seen more of the Olympics. I usually love it,

00:27:44.630 --> 00:27:47.230
but... I watched a lot of it. My wife and I,

00:27:47.230 --> 00:27:49.170
we watched it every single night. I wish we did.

00:27:49.369 --> 00:27:51.589
Because they had a program that was like four

00:27:51.589 --> 00:27:54.529
hours every night. Right. And they give you all

00:27:54.529 --> 00:27:56.109
the highlights? It was all the highlights. So

00:27:56.109 --> 00:27:58.230
if you read the news, you kind of knew what was

00:27:58.230 --> 00:28:01.069
coming, but we didn't look at that shit. Yeah,

00:28:01.069 --> 00:28:03.269
there's always spoilers. I can't wait for my

00:28:03.269 --> 00:28:05.930
kids to do whatever the hell they're going to

00:28:05.930 --> 00:28:08.630
do so my wife and I can have fun like that. Just

00:28:08.630 --> 00:28:11.930
focus on the more important things. You can plant

00:28:11.930 --> 00:28:13.970
your ass on the couch and watch the Olympics

00:28:13.970 --> 00:28:17.369
every night. Give me a break. I can. Oh, you

00:28:17.369 --> 00:28:20.410
mean do something together. Correct. Does she

00:28:20.410 --> 00:28:23.089
like the Olympics? I'm not sure what she likes.

00:28:23.230 --> 00:28:25.150
The hell, she barely likes me. I was going to

00:28:25.150 --> 00:28:29.470
say, does she like you? I mean, it might be a

00:28:29.470 --> 00:28:31.150
show that you both like, but if she doesn't like

00:28:31.150 --> 00:28:33.109
you, she's not going to sit with you. You know

00:28:33.109 --> 00:28:34.890
what? Everyone's got their thing. I don't know

00:28:34.890 --> 00:28:37.880
if the Olympics is her thing. Yeah, no, even

00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:39.440
we've watched it as a family growing up. The

00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:42.799
kids would watch it. We'd all watch it. So, yeah,

00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:45.119
it's always been big. Same with me growing up,

00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:46.799
you know. Of course, we only had, what, three

00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:48.220
channels back in the day. So when the Olympics

00:28:48.220 --> 00:28:50.259
were on, that's what you watched like all day.

00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:52.220
Well, we had the dial that was underneath the

00:28:52.220 --> 00:28:55.380
other dial. The UHF? Yeah, the UHF and then UHF.

00:28:55.380 --> 00:28:57.660
Four channels. Well, I mean, just don't forget

00:28:57.660 --> 00:29:01.019
that dial. There was more stuff. Not much. Yeah.

00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:04.240
It was like Bozo the Clown. I was delayed getting

00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:08.259
here. to our start time today and bringing up

00:29:08.259 --> 00:29:12.500
the dial thing. My dad, they had some sort of

00:29:12.500 --> 00:29:16.180
water issue claim and they're getting some stuff

00:29:16.180 --> 00:29:18.579
done at their house. Flooring and there's a fence

00:29:18.579 --> 00:29:22.680
in the back. They had a tree removed. Damn. Two

00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:25.759
big, large trees. And then they had to, in the

00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:29.740
process, it was required to replace the fence.

00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:33.779
because it got mutilated. But whatever. So I

00:29:33.779 --> 00:29:36.339
showed up, and my dad, he's in the process of

00:29:36.339 --> 00:29:38.859
getting ready because part of the flooring in

00:29:38.859 --> 00:29:41.420
the family room in the office are going to come

00:29:41.420 --> 00:29:45.720
out. But he comes out. He's got all these boxes

00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:48.220
of, not boxes, but little plastic bins he's putting

00:29:48.220 --> 00:29:50.039
stuff in. He's organizing it. I was like, look,

00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:52.880
Dad, look. He's like, I'm tired. You know what,

00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:55.500
Dad, look. You're 84 years old right now. Right.

00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:59.779
Don't overdo it. Well, I mean. Don't overdo it,

00:29:59.819 --> 00:30:02.319
but at the same time, continue to do it. Because,

00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:04.299
you know. You still want to sit there. Yeah,

00:30:04.299 --> 00:30:06.500
you need to be busy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Keep yourself

00:30:06.500 --> 00:30:08.380
busy. Stay active. Yeah, just do what you got

00:30:08.380 --> 00:30:12.019
to do. Build a fence. He's not building a fence.

00:30:13.500 --> 00:30:16.460
I may have known that one. I was like, you're

00:30:16.460 --> 00:30:19.619
not building a fence. Dig a big hole and put

00:30:19.619 --> 00:30:21.319
a new tree in. Get the hell out of here, man.

00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:24.609
Get a post hole digger. What could go wrong?

00:30:24.630 --> 00:30:28.750
And he absolutely would. And he's got the mentality.

00:30:30.190 --> 00:30:32.970
Well, I mean, he has what it takes to do it,

00:30:33.029 --> 00:30:36.130
but he's also in a place where his brain isn't

00:30:36.130 --> 00:30:38.769
quite the same as it used to be five years ago.

00:30:38.990 --> 00:30:41.509
His body's not either. His body's not. He's got

00:30:41.509 --> 00:30:44.589
hip issues. But set aside from that, what I want

00:30:44.589 --> 00:30:48.089
to point is that he is organizing his stuff in

00:30:48.089 --> 00:30:50.309
his office because this stuff in his office is

00:30:50.309 --> 00:30:53.940
a compilation of, hoarding and just collections

00:30:53.940 --> 00:30:57.200
of stuff, layers on layers and layers. It happens.

00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:01.339
Hey, this was a scanner I had in 98, and it works

00:31:01.339 --> 00:31:03.700
great. I didn't use it, but I bought it, and

00:31:03.700 --> 00:31:06.519
now it's sitting here. It's got the PS2 connection.

00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:12.539
I was like, Dad, I don't want a fucking RS232

00:31:12.539 --> 00:31:16.680
hookup pin, 9 -pin hookup. Right. To the modem.

00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:20.349
Yeah, whatever it is. It does like one page a

00:31:20.349 --> 00:31:27.710
minute. It takes like forever. It's like, who

00:31:27.710 --> 00:31:30.210
the hell has an AOL account? My dad does. Okay,

00:31:30.289 --> 00:31:33.529
whatever. So he's got a bunch of stuff that's

00:31:33.529 --> 00:31:36.269
laid out. It's like little three and a half inch

00:31:36.269 --> 00:31:40.849
TVs. He's got two boxes, brand new. Little CRT

00:31:40.849 --> 00:31:48.140
TVs. Little LED. CRT. cathode ray tv no no it

00:31:48.140 --> 00:31:50.839
was the led but it's you know and what and what

00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:55.799
is it again it's it's a it's a tv that is a three

00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:58.799
and a half inch screen and it it does antenna

00:31:58.799 --> 00:32:01.779
that's it oh i see so it's just it's an antenna

00:32:01.779 --> 00:32:06.369
tv that's all and you you I haven't opened the

00:32:06.369 --> 00:32:08.009
box yet. He was like, look, they're brand new.

00:32:08.069 --> 00:32:10.430
I just bought them. I just bought them? He just

00:32:10.430 --> 00:32:12.789
bought them like, I don't know, a decade ago,

00:32:12.890 --> 00:32:15.089
whatever it was. And it's got little rabbit ears?

00:32:15.829 --> 00:32:18.309
Again, I haven't opened it. I have no idea. I'm

00:32:18.309 --> 00:32:19.950
assuming there's some sort of antenna that you

00:32:19.950 --> 00:32:22.170
got to hook it up to. Well, my dad was big. It's

00:32:22.170 --> 00:32:28.529
a 3 .5 inch little monitor thing. Like for security?

00:32:29.170 --> 00:32:32.619
No. It's for when you're on the go and you want

00:32:32.619 --> 00:32:35.500
to watch some sort of antenna TV and you got

00:32:35.500 --> 00:32:38.099
it in your back pocket. I guess, yeah. I was

00:32:38.099 --> 00:32:40.339
like, Dad, they have like, the fucking phones

00:32:40.339 --> 00:32:42.460
are bringing that thing right now. Right. I know

00:32:42.460 --> 00:32:44.339
when I was cleaning out my dad's stuff, he had

00:32:44.339 --> 00:32:48.059
radios, like transistor radios. Yeah. That's

00:32:48.059 --> 00:32:49.980
how he listened to shit. That's awesome. He'd

00:32:49.980 --> 00:32:53.019
sit there. Actually, I brought a couple of them

00:32:53.019 --> 00:32:56.359
home. Good. And one's just a little thing, big

00:32:56.359 --> 00:32:58.809
old fucking antenna on it. It sounds actually

00:32:58.809 --> 00:33:00.609
pretty good. It's not like the old transistor

00:33:00.609 --> 00:33:03.190
radios, but it's a little black thing and he'd

00:33:03.190 --> 00:33:05.309
sit there and he'd listen to his news and his

00:33:05.309 --> 00:33:07.690
Rush Limbaugh and shit like that. I don't know.

00:33:07.710 --> 00:33:09.529
There's nothing wrong with that. That's what

00:33:09.529 --> 00:33:11.849
he did. I mean, radio is starting to get phased

00:33:11.849 --> 00:33:14.890
out simply because we don't access the technology

00:33:14.890 --> 00:33:18.750
that we care about it. And frankly, it is a bad

00:33:18.750 --> 00:33:22.109
call because we... There's a lot of good programming

00:33:22.109 --> 00:33:25.490
on that shit, man. Okay, I'm not saying that

00:33:25.490 --> 00:33:28.730
from that side of stuff. What I'm saying is that,

00:33:28.829 --> 00:33:34.109
you know, it's a technology that if we forget

00:33:34.109 --> 00:33:36.369
about it and we don't use it anymore, it's going

00:33:36.369 --> 00:33:39.829
to go away. And, you know, there may come a point

00:33:39.829 --> 00:33:41.670
where, you know, we may have to go back to that.

00:33:41.789 --> 00:33:44.150
I don't know. I mean, we have phones. Technology

00:33:44.150 --> 00:33:46.170
is great, et cetera, et cetera. But at the same

00:33:46.170 --> 00:33:49.349
time. You know what? These things go out, there's

00:33:49.349 --> 00:33:51.990
no communication. If something happens, we're

00:33:51.990 --> 00:33:54.130
going to need these things set up and put into

00:33:54.130 --> 00:33:56.410
place, and we're going to be fucking idiots.

00:33:56.609 --> 00:33:58.960
Beep, beep, beep. You're talking yourself into

00:33:58.960 --> 00:34:01.960
a ham radio. I mean, look, I'm going to dig up

00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:04.059
something from a couple podcasts ago where they're

00:34:04.059 --> 00:34:07.059
finding aluminum gears in the ground in 500 million

00:34:07.059 --> 00:34:10.500
year. I'm just saying. Here we go. The earth.

00:34:11.980 --> 00:34:14.380
We've done this before. I don't know the extent

00:34:14.380 --> 00:34:17.480
of it. Whatever. I'm just saying shit happens.

00:34:17.739 --> 00:34:19.920
We got to start charging our crystal skulls because

00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:21.199
I don't know how long they last. I'm telling

00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:23.119
you, you got to rub them. You got to rub those

00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:27.750
skulls. I think so. It's friction. It's sweat

00:34:27.750 --> 00:34:31.750
and tears. I'm not sure what that was. We do

00:34:31.750 --> 00:34:33.150
have a camera on that, right? Yeah, it's not

00:34:33.150 --> 00:34:34.650
a pocket pussy. I don't know what you're doing

00:34:34.650 --> 00:34:38.590
over there. What? What? What is that? What are

00:34:38.590 --> 00:34:41.849
you saying? I don't know. Anyways, so I was at

00:34:41.849 --> 00:34:44.070
my dad's house. I got these little TVs. I just

00:34:44.070 --> 00:34:46.210
thought it was an interesting little segue. You

00:34:46.210 --> 00:34:48.230
may have to edit that. Did you say pocket pussy?

00:34:49.949 --> 00:34:54.889
Sean, what are you saying? He's got a flashlight.

00:34:56.189 --> 00:34:59.570
Oh, God. You guys are so gross. I can't believe

00:34:59.570 --> 00:35:01.789
you'd say that. Do they make burping noises when

00:35:01.789 --> 00:35:09.530
you use them? Oh, boy. That's what I understood.

00:35:09.650 --> 00:35:11.570
I don't know. I've never used one. I don't need

00:35:11.570 --> 00:35:15.900
one, actually. So I want to do a shout out to

00:35:15.900 --> 00:35:21.059
Empire Liquor in McKinney. Is this the proper

00:35:21.059 --> 00:35:25.000
place to put this? It's the perfect place to

00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:30.960
insert Empire Liquor McKinney. Make your way

00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:33.719
down to Empire Liquor. You got to go talk to

00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:36.880
John, Matt, or Josh from Empire Liquor. It is

00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:39.079
in McKinney. And let me see if I can't pull up

00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:41.639
that ad. This sex toy segment is brought to you

00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:44.039
by. I'm sure they don't. They're not proponents

00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:47.480
of this sex place or things. But you know what?

00:35:47.539 --> 00:35:51.239
But they are in charge of things that may get

00:35:51.239 --> 00:35:54.639
you in the correct mood to be able to anticipate

00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:57.760
or be able to be part of a proponent of being

00:35:57.760 --> 00:35:59.400
in that mood. We need to get some of that. of

00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:02.400
that Sagamore. What is that? It's a rye. Oh,

00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:04.539
the Sagamore. Oh, yeah. We need to get some of

00:36:04.539 --> 00:36:06.340
those. There's several of them. Plus the price

00:36:06.340 --> 00:36:08.039
of rye. It's like 40, 50 bucks, right? Yeah.

00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:10.380
It was out of reach when we first started doing

00:36:10.380 --> 00:36:13.360
this, collecting these. It was at the high end

00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:15.800
of our budget, so we never got one. And then

00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:17.539
we just kind of leapfrogged it really quick and

00:36:17.539 --> 00:36:20.059
never went back to it. So, the little background

00:36:20.059 --> 00:36:23.079
story. One of our best friends is a huge proponent

00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.619
of this place. He lives nearby. Mr. Scott Cash.

00:36:25.739 --> 00:36:27.760
Yeah, he goes here all the time. They help him

00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:31.139
out with allocated... Allocated stuff. But anyway,

00:36:31.179 --> 00:36:32.579
look at the background in that picture. There's

00:36:32.579 --> 00:36:36.800
like comfy leather sofas. They've got like a

00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:38.480
hangout in their little - Is that like a cigar

00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:40.639
lounge? I don't know. That picture in the far

00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:42.280
background, is that Empire Liquor right there?

00:36:42.380 --> 00:36:45.239
Yeah. I think so. Or is it at someone's house?

00:36:45.260 --> 00:36:47.940
They bought that at Empire Liquor. I don't know.

00:36:47.940 --> 00:36:49.300
Let's see. That's Empire Liquor. Get in there.

00:36:49.739 --> 00:36:51.699
Check out some pictures. Look at the floor. They

00:36:51.699 --> 00:36:53.119
got a little Crown Royal. Look at it. They got

00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:55.519
an assembly, a little table. That's part of their

00:36:55.519 --> 00:36:58.989
pictures. There you go. Look at that. Four matches.

00:36:59.590 --> 00:37:02.610
Whip shots. Whip shots? What the hell are whip

00:37:02.610 --> 00:37:06.349
shots? It's like alcoholic whipped cream. Oh,

00:37:06.510 --> 00:37:09.769
really? Yes. Well, what's the proof on that?

00:37:11.170 --> 00:37:15.769
20. I think so. Sean died of whip shots the other

00:37:15.769 --> 00:37:19.380
night. Had 100 of them in an hour. I mean, it's

00:37:19.380 --> 00:37:21.599
kind of like one of your July 4th parties with

00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:23.820
Shelly and her Jell -O shots. I must have had

00:37:23.820 --> 00:37:25.460
50 of them that night. Well, yeah, she's walking

00:37:25.460 --> 00:37:27.320
around with a tray of them every three minutes.

00:37:27.380 --> 00:37:30.059
I'm like, let's let it digest. I'll have another

00:37:30.059 --> 00:37:32.360
one. Everyone's like puke and purple. Can I get

00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:35.159
a red one? She makes like 120 of them. I ate

00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:38.039
50 of them. Yeah. And I was in the pool and I

00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:41.099
was like, hi, guys. I'm just bouncing around

00:37:41.099 --> 00:37:42.880
on your little floaty device. Were there Jell

00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:46.420
-O cubes floating in the pool? This may be the

00:37:46.420 --> 00:37:48.599
first year in a while we haven't had a July 4th

00:37:48.599 --> 00:37:51.579
party. You're not going to be here. I'm going

00:37:51.579 --> 00:37:53.179
to be in Italy. He's not going to be here. Oh,

00:37:53.179 --> 00:37:54.980
well, we can still have a July 4th party at your

00:37:54.980 --> 00:37:57.980
house. No, we're closing down the pool. I'll

00:37:57.980 --> 00:37:59.860
be out as well. My son's getting married the

00:37:59.860 --> 00:38:03.639
next day. We're going to have to do a July 10th

00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:06.139
party or whatever that date is. The weekend after.

00:38:06.300 --> 00:38:08.980
Are you back the weekend after? I'm not going

00:38:08.980 --> 00:38:11.530
anywhere. His wedding is here. Oh, nice. All

00:38:11.530 --> 00:38:13.269
right, so looking at the calendar, let's look

00:38:13.269 --> 00:38:16.210
at that real quick. Let's have it on July 11th.

00:38:16.929 --> 00:38:21.530
I'm out. This is the... What the fuck? He's like,

00:38:21.610 --> 00:38:23.409
I'm out for you. What an asshole. Totally shitting

00:38:23.409 --> 00:38:27.469
all over my July party. All right, well, I'm

00:38:27.469 --> 00:38:29.010
having one without you then, and we're going

00:38:29.010 --> 00:38:32.010
to have 300 Jell -O shots. I think... I'd like

00:38:32.010 --> 00:38:33.769
to tell you, Jeff and I are going to go celebrate

00:38:33.769 --> 00:38:35.869
our post -design party somewhere else. Dude,

00:38:35.869 --> 00:38:39.079
we're missing a big one. It's the big 250. Oh,

00:38:39.099 --> 00:38:40.800
the 250 year. And we're not even going to be

00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:46.000
in the country. I will be. Way to celebrate the

00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:49.599
birth of the nation by being in Europe. We want

00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.380
to watch it from afar. Being over in Germany.

00:38:52.900 --> 00:38:55.260
Italy. You're going to go hang out at the Eleni

00:38:55.260 --> 00:38:57.920
Tower of Pisa? I don't think so. You're going

00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:00.440
to go to Florence? We are. You're going to see

00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:03.829
the Statue of David and his junk? That was top

00:39:03.829 --> 00:39:06.489
on my list, yes. Nice. They do have lots of porcelain

00:39:06.489 --> 00:39:09.610
penises over there. Great. Tried not to sit on

00:39:09.610 --> 00:39:13.610
them. God. I know it's like a moth to a flame,

00:39:13.670 --> 00:39:15.449
but keep your butthole away from those things.

00:39:15.449 --> 00:39:16.829
He's going to be listening to the carpenters

00:39:16.829 --> 00:39:19.250
while he's looking at all those marble penises.

00:39:19.469 --> 00:39:23.510
Whatever. Batman sitting on the statue. Oh, gross.

00:39:24.590 --> 00:39:28.570
Jesus. We have another one. Well, I did read

00:39:28.570 --> 00:39:30.710
over there. There's a famous fountain over there.

00:39:30.949 --> 00:39:33.699
Is this the second half? I don't know. There's

00:39:33.699 --> 00:39:37.940
a famous fountain over there that has lots of

00:39:37.940 --> 00:39:39.519
characters and everything like that, but it was

00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:41.420
a famous place where people go to take pictures.

00:39:42.219 --> 00:39:45.400
It got so busy, now they're charging people to

00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:47.219
go up there to be able to take pictures. God.

00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:51.000
Well, you know, there's like a million, like

00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.199
us, there's going to be a million cruise ships

00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:55.699
that stop, and they all go to the same damn places.

00:39:56.000 --> 00:39:58.039
It's like the Disney cruise ships at Epstein

00:39:58.039 --> 00:40:01.840
Island. Exactly. It was that one there. Yep.

00:40:04.279 --> 00:40:08.659
It's unfortunate. Where is that? That's in Rome.

00:40:08.940 --> 00:40:14.940
I've seen that one, I think. I go back. The architecture

00:40:14.940 --> 00:40:19.340
out there is amazing. You think about who built

00:40:19.340 --> 00:40:23.019
it and how did they build it. It's kind of like

00:40:23.019 --> 00:40:25.500
the pyramids. It's like, God bless it. How the

00:40:25.500 --> 00:40:27.980
hell do they do that kind of stuff? A plaster

00:40:27.980 --> 00:40:33.579
mold. They've got these carvings of these elegant

00:40:33.579 --> 00:40:37.539
carvings of women that have these blouses or

00:40:37.539 --> 00:40:40.980
you can see some nippage shawls whatever you

00:40:40.980 --> 00:40:43.280
can see stuff underneath like you were like oh

00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:45.940
my god you could totally tell that there's stuff

00:40:45.940 --> 00:40:48.519
underneath there or nippage fingers arms whatever

00:40:48.519 --> 00:40:52.320
it's just amazing meaning they could do 3d sculpting

00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:55.019
well yeah sort of sure yeah you could see something

00:40:55.019 --> 00:40:58.039
behind like see -through marble no it's not trans

00:40:58.409 --> 00:41:00.989
lucifer transparent that way i'm just saying

00:41:00.989 --> 00:41:03.769
it's like it's like someone takes a cloth that

00:41:03.769 --> 00:41:06.050
puts it over somebody you could it's with the

00:41:06.050 --> 00:41:09.710
folds and the yes yes all that stuff is is and

00:41:09.710 --> 00:41:12.130
you can see the fabric you know and the thread

00:41:12.130 --> 00:41:14.150
count and i'm like dude that thread counts impressive

00:41:14.150 --> 00:41:17.730
it is very impressive percale yeah i wonder where

00:41:17.730 --> 00:41:20.969
they procured their silk Was it the same guy

00:41:20.969 --> 00:41:26.909
that in the United States that was shunned for

00:41:26.909 --> 00:41:29.489
supporting Trump that sells the pillows? Mike?

00:41:29.530 --> 00:41:33.130
Mike Lindell. Mike Lindell. What's his last name?

00:41:33.269 --> 00:41:36.090
Lindell. Mike Lindell. Is he running for president?

00:41:36.170 --> 00:41:37.630
What's he doing? I thought he was doing something.

00:41:37.630 --> 00:41:40.730
I don't think he's. He's basically fighting all

00:41:40.730 --> 00:41:42.349
these lawsuits and trying not to go bankrupt.

00:41:42.630 --> 00:41:47.320
Yeah, there's the David Penis. Oh, nice. So Mike

00:41:47.320 --> 00:41:49.460
Lindell's fighting a bunch of lawsuits? What

00:41:49.460 --> 00:41:52.239
for? He had a lot of stuff against Dominion,

00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.219
didn't he? Yeah, he said a lot of shit and he

00:41:54.219 --> 00:41:57.300
got sued for it. And he lost. Yeah, but it's

00:41:57.300 --> 00:42:00.400
true. But he lost. So apparently they couldn't

00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:04.880
find any evidence that he was correct. So they're

00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:08.320
going scorched earth on him. I heard that Dominion

00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:13.280
got sold to a conservative company. Can't Trump

00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:18.420
go back in there and What is it called when he...

00:42:18.420 --> 00:42:22.340
Audit? Yeah. No, when he forgives somebody. Oh,

00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:24.460
pardon? Did he pardon them? He could. Well, no,

00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:26.699
that doesn't exempt you from lawsuits. Oh, wait

00:42:26.699 --> 00:42:28.500
a second. There's some updates here. It says,

00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:32.880
prove Mike wrong, victory, in a major legal win

00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:35.179
for Lindell. A federal appeals court in July

00:42:35.179 --> 00:42:39.219
2025 vacated a $5 million arbitration award previously

00:42:39.219 --> 00:42:42.199
granted to software engineer... Robert Zeitman.

00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.940
So, okay, they reversed it then. All right, and

00:42:44.940 --> 00:42:48.360
then there's a more recent one. The defamation.

00:42:48.380 --> 00:42:51.119
The $1 .3 billion defamation lawsuit. Yeah, the

00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:52.639
$5 billion one was like, yeah, you're never going

00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:54.320
to see this. We're just going to waive it. So

00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:58.860
the $2 .3 million defamation verdict in June

00:42:58.860 --> 00:43:04.179
2025, they found him liable. Okay. Yeah. He was

00:43:04.179 --> 00:43:06.440
ordered to pay $2 .3 million in damages that

00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:08.679
he has vowed to appeal. And what's the most recent

00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:11.900
one? September 2025, a federal judge ruled that

00:43:11.900 --> 00:43:16.239
he defamed an election technology company with

00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:18.800
51 false statements. However, they deferred the

00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:21.000
decision on damages, noting that Smartmatic must

00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:23.519
still prove actual malice in future proceedings.

00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:27.380
So he's mired in this shit right now. Yeah, he

00:43:27.380 --> 00:43:30.900
needs help. Meaning, you know, I think somebody

00:43:30.900 --> 00:43:32.519
should help. If they've got the money, they need

00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:35.039
to fund that because this whole thing was bullshit.

00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:38.099
Everybody knows it. Everybody knows it. And the

00:43:38.099 --> 00:43:40.000
people that don't know it were sitting in the

00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:41.539
- Yeah, but nobody can prove it. That's the problem.

00:43:41.579 --> 00:43:42.960
I don't know if it's - Nobody can prove it either

00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:44.820
way. I don't know if it's - I think it's more

00:43:44.820 --> 00:43:49.079
of these ballot stacking than the Dominion machines

00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:51.860
changing shit. I think it was more of these huge

00:43:51.860 --> 00:43:55.579
ballot dumps. Yeah. Absentee ballots. Yeah, that

00:43:55.579 --> 00:43:59.340
they booted people out, all the observers that

00:43:59.340 --> 00:44:01.739
weren't - In on the loop. I think that's where

00:44:01.739 --> 00:44:03.719
most of this shit came from. I think it's amazing.

00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:07.500
So the FBI raided the Fulton election office

00:44:07.500 --> 00:44:10.400
recently. Yeah, they did. And so they're going

00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:13.260
through all that shit. So we may find, I mean,

00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:15.760
in a couple months, they may announce that there

00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:17.780
was massive fraud. I hope they figure it out.

00:44:17.900 --> 00:44:20.780
I hope they figure it out a better way. There's

00:44:20.780 --> 00:44:22.679
always going to be fraud. But you know what?

00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:25.019
You can always help try to prevent some of this

00:44:25.019 --> 00:44:29.659
fraud by limiting the mail -in ballots. Well,

00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:31.559
he said that on the State of the Union address

00:44:31.559 --> 00:44:33.940
last night. I mean, because the spirit of the

00:44:33.940 --> 00:44:36.739
mail -in ballots was for folks that couldn't

00:44:36.739 --> 00:44:38.840
be there. Well, I mean, then it was. That's what

00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:40.699
it was back in the day. Yeah, but there's a lot

00:44:40.699 --> 00:44:42.659
of states that either have it or want to go to

00:44:42.659 --> 00:44:46.780
it. Because it's easy to cheat. Yeah, well, the

00:44:46.780 --> 00:44:49.840
COVID moved a lot of them into it, and they're

00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.360
not moving back. Of course not. Right. The rank

00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:54.300
voting is another thing. That's bullshit as well.

00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:57.739
But the mail -in ballot was not designed for

00:44:57.739 --> 00:45:00.519
the COVID or any of that stuff. It was designed

00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:03.340
for soldiers that were overseas. Correct. And

00:45:03.340 --> 00:45:06.059
that's it. And expatriates working overseas as

00:45:06.059 --> 00:45:08.619
well. Correct. And people who can't get out of

00:45:08.619 --> 00:45:11.159
the house. Right. And he said that last night.

00:45:11.260 --> 00:45:14.000
He said it should be for people who live overseas,

00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:16.739
people who are disabled. Disabled. And, I mean,

00:45:16.739 --> 00:45:19.900
that was it. But these folks that are showing

00:45:19.900 --> 00:45:24.389
up at these ballot... They harvest them. And

00:45:24.389 --> 00:45:27.909
just drop in a gazillion that are all the same.

00:45:28.130 --> 00:45:31.329
Yeah, they have the same smudge. It's been photocopied

00:45:31.329 --> 00:45:33.469
over and over. And then you've got these reports

00:45:33.469 --> 00:45:36.730
that you've got China that is printing these

00:45:36.730 --> 00:45:39.909
voting ballot sheets up, and they're showing

00:45:39.909 --> 00:45:42.989
up in millions. Look, I don't understand what

00:45:42.989 --> 00:45:47.750
the delay is on this. They should look at these

00:45:47.750 --> 00:45:52.260
things and just make a decision. Of course. Pass

00:45:52.260 --> 00:45:55.739
the SAVE Act, right, which is requiring voter

00:45:55.739 --> 00:45:58.719
ID. Requiring voter ID. Federally. So let's go

00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:00.579
over that because there's some misconceptions

00:46:00.579 --> 00:46:02.119
because I've heard a couple different things.

00:46:02.219 --> 00:46:04.940
From what I understood, you have to have a voter's

00:46:04.940 --> 00:46:07.199
registration, right? Voter registration card

00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:10.460
or be registered to vote. That is true pretty

00:46:10.460 --> 00:46:13.440
much everywhere, I think. So what are the qualifications

00:46:13.440 --> 00:46:16.980
for that? Because they're saying - Yes, but how

00:46:16.980 --> 00:46:19.400
do you prove you're a citizen? Your Social Security

00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:21.760
card or birth certificate, right? So how do you

00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:24.300
do that? So you get your voter registration card

00:46:24.300 --> 00:46:27.880
or your application, and you put your Social

00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.619
Security card and your name, et cetera, and you

00:46:30.619 --> 00:46:32.920
submit it. Now you have your register to vote.

00:46:33.059 --> 00:46:35.519
Correct. So when you go register to vote, you

00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:37.719
no longer need those other credentials, right?

00:46:37.820 --> 00:46:39.880
Correct. So all you need, because what they're

00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:42.260
saying - You need to bring it every single time?

00:46:42.460 --> 00:46:45.039
What they're saying is that to go vote, you need

00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:49.030
to bring a birth certificate? No. And that's

00:46:49.030 --> 00:46:51.730
the argument, which is bullshit. So that's a

00:46:51.730 --> 00:46:54.110
good question. So for the people that don't require

00:46:54.110 --> 00:46:57.050
photo ID when you vote, do they even require

00:46:57.050 --> 00:47:01.869
for you to register? To me, they probably don't.

00:47:02.449 --> 00:47:04.650
They just let anybody walk up and place a vote.

00:47:04.730 --> 00:47:06.769
I think that's part of the problem, right? Here

00:47:06.769 --> 00:47:10.010
in Texas, you show your driver's license. They

00:47:10.010 --> 00:47:11.849
take your driver's license and they scan it into

00:47:11.849 --> 00:47:14.690
their system. Right. Why can't everyone do that?

00:47:16.089 --> 00:47:18.630
Right. But there are states out there that don't

00:47:18.630 --> 00:47:21.110
do that. Yeah, true. But even so, you still have

00:47:21.110 --> 00:47:25.570
to be registered as well. Right? No, you do.

00:47:25.889 --> 00:47:28.769
Okay. So in order to use your driver's license,

00:47:29.030 --> 00:47:31.690
you have to be registered to vote. Right. Because

00:47:31.690 --> 00:47:37.150
your registration voter ID is directly connected

00:47:37.150 --> 00:47:40.159
to your driver's license. Backwards. No, it's

00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:42.159
not. No, no, you said that to get your driver's

00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:43.960
license, you have to be registered to vote. That's

00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:46.139
not true. No, no, that's not what I said. I didn't

00:47:46.139 --> 00:47:47.619
mean to say that. What I'm saying is that you

00:47:47.619 --> 00:47:49.599
have to have a voter's registration card. So

00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:52.619
you need to get that, but you don't need to bring

00:47:52.619 --> 00:47:56.539
that to go vote. Your voter registration card

00:47:56.539 --> 00:47:58.980
is connected to your driver's license. So the

00:47:58.980 --> 00:48:02.380
argument that these Democrats are saying is that,

00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:05.780
okay, so in order to vote, you have to bring

00:48:05.780 --> 00:48:09.750
several forms of ID. To make it even more funny,

00:48:09.809 --> 00:48:14.349
we'll talk about the mayor of New York City.

00:48:14.469 --> 00:48:16.110
Where he's going, hey, you want to go shovel

00:48:16.110 --> 00:48:18.289
snow? We're going to require a couple IDs. Five.

00:48:18.289 --> 00:48:21.590
There was five forms of ID. What a ding dong.

00:48:21.829 --> 00:48:25.309
Two passport pictures. Who has those hanging

00:48:25.309 --> 00:48:27.210
around? How does that even make sense? Why would

00:48:27.210 --> 00:48:29.489
you have anybody require anything to shovel snow?

00:48:29.590 --> 00:48:31.909
That is fucking racist. Because you have to sign

00:48:31.909 --> 00:48:35.469
up. You're now an employee. To get paid. Right,

00:48:35.530 --> 00:48:39.199
to get paid. Five forms of ID. He reduced it

00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:43.059
to two, but still, you need an ID. And Trump

00:48:43.059 --> 00:48:45.960
called it out last night. I thought it was fantastic.

00:48:46.059 --> 00:48:50.480
It was fantastic. Good stuff, man, because that's

00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:53.320
what it all boils down to. He's trying to control

00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:58.019
the voting. He doesn't want these illegal shit

00:48:58.019 --> 00:49:01.889
coming in. We want a real election. We want the

00:49:01.889 --> 00:49:05.170
true Americans to get out there and vote. And

00:49:05.170 --> 00:49:08.429
right now, let's say we eliminate all the illegal

00:49:08.429 --> 00:49:12.710
immigration voting going on. We still don't have

00:49:12.710 --> 00:49:15.309
a great response from voting. You go out, I mean,

00:49:15.309 --> 00:49:19.170
look at here in Frisco. Five to 10%. It's ridiculous.

00:49:19.510 --> 00:49:23.429
We got a primary right now. And no one's going

00:49:23.429 --> 00:49:26.909
out there and showing face. And what are we going

00:49:26.909 --> 00:49:31.199
to do to... to stress on people how important

00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:33.119
it is to vote. I'll tell you what you don't do.

00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:37.300
As Jeff mentioned earlier, all these random people

00:49:37.300 --> 00:49:40.800
texting you. Yeah. Hey, vote for me. My dick's

00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:43.059
bigger. No, dude. I don't want to hear about

00:49:43.059 --> 00:49:45.960
you. I don't care who it's from. I immediately

00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:47.659
block it, then report it as spam. I don't know

00:49:47.659 --> 00:49:49.360
if that does anything, but I block it, then report

00:49:49.360 --> 00:49:51.300
it as spam. Blocking will do something. Reporting

00:49:51.300 --> 00:49:54.199
is spam. Questionable. Yeah, I don't know if

00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:57.059
I delete the report. I just block. But then they

00:49:57.059 --> 00:49:59.219
know there's somebody there interacting with

00:49:59.219 --> 00:50:02.619
their text, and they just create a new text number,

00:50:02.679 --> 00:50:03.599
then they spam you out of that. They're like,

00:50:03.659 --> 00:50:07.139
wow, this is a valid person. Yeah, and whatever.

00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:11.940
Now, what you can do, though, is go vote, and

00:50:11.940 --> 00:50:15.780
then that you voted is now registered in their

00:50:15.780 --> 00:50:18.179
system, and then they'll take you out of the...

00:50:18.179 --> 00:50:21.679
Like it's too late. They don't bother you anymore.

00:50:21.699 --> 00:50:24.099
Don't bother me anymore. That's not the case

00:50:24.099 --> 00:50:28.820
because my wife was bombarded during the presidential

00:50:28.820 --> 00:50:31.800
election and she was bombarded. The election

00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:36.280
came and they kept going because now it was support.

00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:39.840
this, support that, that kind of thing. Then

00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:42.099
you got on a list. It just changed. Well, Kamala

00:50:42.099 --> 00:50:45.420
Harris was in debt. She needed to pay for that.

00:50:45.420 --> 00:50:48.699
No, it was all from the conservative side. And

00:50:48.699 --> 00:50:51.480
she was getting pissed off, and she's like, these

00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:53.719
people are going to make me change because they

00:50:53.719 --> 00:50:56.659
need to stop. And it was almost threatening.

00:50:57.360 --> 00:51:00.019
Like, we know that you're not doing this, and

00:51:00.019 --> 00:51:02.320
you're not doing this. And it was like, this

00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:06.409
is odd. My poor dad. was inundated with junk

00:51:06.409 --> 00:51:09.269
mail and he went through all of it right and

00:51:09.269 --> 00:51:10.849
he separated everything you know how they give

00:51:10.849 --> 00:51:12.909
you two dollar bills and they give you these

00:51:12.909 --> 00:51:16.889
little indian dream uh basket things or notepads

00:51:16.889 --> 00:51:20.469
or calendars or he had boxes and boxes and boxes

00:51:20.469 --> 00:51:22.929
of all of this stuff that he you know collected

00:51:22.929 --> 00:51:26.369
from from these junk mail right and they were

00:51:26.369 --> 00:51:32.079
so pushy and so made you feel guilty like You

00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:33.239
know, we're not going to be able to save the

00:51:33.239 --> 00:51:35.619
country unless you donate. Oh, yeah, that's what

00:51:35.619 --> 00:51:38.460
these texts were. He completely internalized

00:51:38.460 --> 00:51:41.760
all of that. And he was like, he was yelling.

00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:43.400
I was at his house helping him. I was like, Dad,

00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:45.300
what are you doing? He was like, they just want

00:51:45.300 --> 00:51:48.119
me to keep more and more. And they tell me, you

00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:49.619
know, we're going to lose the country. And I

00:51:49.619 --> 00:51:52.300
was like, Dad, you've done your part. Right.

00:51:53.469 --> 00:51:55.349
Leave it to the next generation. Hold on. You've

00:51:55.349 --> 00:51:57.210
done your part. What did Paul say to his dad?

00:51:57.289 --> 00:52:00.150
He was like, you ruined my whole life. AI. I

00:52:00.150 --> 00:52:03.010
wish you had never showed me this. That was AI.

00:52:03.150 --> 00:52:05.050
I go, dad, this is all fake. Look at that. He's

00:52:05.050 --> 00:52:09.969
like, what? You ruined my whole life. It's ridiculous.

00:52:10.730 --> 00:52:13.730
But you know, and what a crazy statement. And

00:52:13.730 --> 00:52:16.670
I apologize. I didn't mean to offend you if it

00:52:16.670 --> 00:52:19.219
did. But it was a funny moment. Oh, yeah. No,

00:52:19.260 --> 00:52:21.800
he was. I sent it to my family. I was like, you're

00:52:21.800 --> 00:52:23.440
not going to believe what dad just said to me.

00:52:24.179 --> 00:52:27.559
Anyway, but my point is they harass you. And

00:52:27.559 --> 00:52:32.039
the poor elderly people, they internalize all

00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:33.880
of it. They got nothing else going on. I think

00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:35.460
that's generational because I think when I get

00:52:35.460 --> 00:52:36.800
older, I'm just going to be the same way. I'm

00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:39.150
like, yeah, fuck this. Yeah. Delete. Absolutely.

00:52:39.190 --> 00:52:41.829
Well, you hope you are. Well, it's going to change.

00:52:41.909 --> 00:52:44.030
I had a conversation with my dad over the weekend

00:52:44.030 --> 00:52:47.489
about setting a fucking attachment to an email.

00:52:48.230 --> 00:52:51.150
And he was like, I don't remember how to do this.

00:52:51.190 --> 00:52:52.690
I used to do this all the time. I can't do it

00:52:52.690 --> 00:52:54.550
anymore. Well, no, that's memory. But I'm talking

00:52:54.550 --> 00:52:58.409
being harassed. I'm not going to go and go, okay,

00:52:58.769 --> 00:53:00.679
I need to give them a bunch of money now. You

00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:02.820
should have seen the list. I don't have any money.

00:53:02.820 --> 00:53:05.579
He had a list of like 60 different organizations

00:53:05.579 --> 00:53:08.980
and politicians that he would give. And he kept

00:53:08.980 --> 00:53:11.760
it on a piece of paper that he wrote down. A

00:53:11.760 --> 00:53:15.599
little ledger. $10, $20, $5, $20, $5. And I was

00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:17.840
like, Dad. And then he added it all up. And we

00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:20.159
were like, you know how much you're giving? And

00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:23.579
he's like, whoa. $222. Whoa. I'm saving the nation.

00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:26.989
Yeah. And I tried to. I mean, eventually, we

00:53:26.989 --> 00:53:28.690
just took everything away from him type of thing.

00:53:28.789 --> 00:53:33.349
Right. But he wasn't going to stop. So Mr. Producer

00:53:33.349 --> 00:53:36.650
put on all 10 propositions at a glance. Now,

00:53:36.650 --> 00:53:38.570
this is for what? This is for Texas. This is

00:53:38.570 --> 00:53:41.969
for Texas. And it's only a Republican platform

00:53:41.969 --> 00:53:44.829
type of a thing. We've already gone through something

00:53:44.829 --> 00:53:48.269
like this. I think if it gets enough votes, it'll

00:53:48.269 --> 00:53:52.510
go on in November, right? Is that how this works?

00:53:52.550 --> 00:53:55.949
We did have constitutional amendments. last fall

00:53:55.949 --> 00:53:57.789
yeah we did something like this already uh these

00:53:57.789 --> 00:54:01.389
are more platform hey this is the things that

00:54:01.389 --> 00:54:05.309
we want you republicans to to to focus on in

00:54:05.309 --> 00:54:07.570
the next legislative session which is not until

00:54:07.570 --> 00:54:10.269
next year Right. So if you call yourself a Republican,

00:54:10.530 --> 00:54:12.289
you're going to buy into these things. You're

00:54:12.289 --> 00:54:13.449
going to eliminate property taxes. I don't like

00:54:13.449 --> 00:54:15.289
it when they say things like that. What I really

00:54:15.289 --> 00:54:17.949
want them to do is just lay it out for it, which

00:54:17.949 --> 00:54:20.090
they have here. Mr. Producer, if you could scroll

00:54:20.090 --> 00:54:23.309
down. Property taxes, voter approval for property

00:54:23.309 --> 00:54:25.610
tax increase, public school curriculum. Hold

00:54:25.610 --> 00:54:27.650
on. Let's talk about some of these. Yeah. Number

00:54:27.650 --> 00:54:30.630
one, eliminate property taxes over six years.

00:54:31.369 --> 00:54:33.670
Like literally getting rid of the property tax

00:54:33.670 --> 00:54:36.250
system. There are states that do that. Well,

00:54:36.269 --> 00:54:39.090
I read, because I talked to the lady I work with,

00:54:39.150 --> 00:54:40.210
and I was like, well, how are they going to do

00:54:40.210 --> 00:54:43.250
this? And I was reading, I started reading, and

00:54:43.250 --> 00:54:47.309
Texas has such a huge surplus. They're like,

00:54:47.409 --> 00:54:51.150
we don't need taxes. That's crazy. Specifically,

00:54:51.289 --> 00:54:55.170
the school property tax. And I was like, well,

00:54:55.170 --> 00:54:56.889
who's going to fund the schools? Well, the state

00:54:56.889 --> 00:54:58.889
would start funding the schools, which could

00:54:58.889 --> 00:55:02.710
be problematic. Why? Because they're going to

00:55:02.710 --> 00:55:04.769
have control over what is being taught to the

00:55:04.769 --> 00:55:07.789
kids? Or just control in general. Or, yeah, let's

00:55:07.789 --> 00:55:09.769
say. Influencing control. Yeah, so you're going

00:55:09.769 --> 00:55:12.889
to have these mega districts, you know, like

00:55:12.889 --> 00:55:15.289
Frisco and McKinney and Prosper, these big ones

00:55:15.289 --> 00:55:18.510
you want to do these things. And, you know, this

00:55:18.510 --> 00:55:19.909
is what we're spending. And are they going to

00:55:19.909 --> 00:55:23.389
be held back by the state saying, no, you have

00:55:23.389 --> 00:55:25.070
enough. Some of these other school districts

00:55:25.070 --> 00:55:26.530
need it. I don't know. We just don't want the

00:55:26.530 --> 00:55:28.789
state to be in control of that. Well, hold on.

00:55:29.730 --> 00:55:34.139
I'm not. I agree with part of that, but I do

00:55:34.139 --> 00:55:38.260
agree with the state funding it. So if there

00:55:38.260 --> 00:55:41.719
is an equation that says, hey, man, we have a

00:55:41.719 --> 00:55:44.559
million students in Collin County. Made that

00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:46.840
number up. And we're going to allocate X amount

00:55:46.840 --> 00:55:50.239
of dollars. Here's your money. They already do

00:55:50.239 --> 00:55:52.860
that. Well, my point is. The state doesn't have

00:55:52.860 --> 00:55:54.940
control. Meaning no strings attached. Correct.

00:55:55.059 --> 00:55:57.780
So the state doesn't have control what the county

00:55:57.780 --> 00:55:59.039
does. They're not going to do that. They're not

00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:00.300
going to do that. There's going to be all kinds

00:56:00.300 --> 00:56:02.820
of strings. Okay. That's part of the problem.

00:56:03.079 --> 00:56:05.019
That's what I'm saying is that we can eliminate

00:56:05.019 --> 00:56:08.760
strings. That's my point. That sounds easy. That's

00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:10.460
not going to happen, though. You're saying to

00:56:10.460 --> 00:56:12.460
a politician, you're not going to have control.

00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:16.099
Right. That's not going to happen. And by the

00:56:16.099 --> 00:56:18.599
way, as soon as you give up control, you never

00:56:18.599 --> 00:56:21.059
get it back. Yeah. Well, I mean, you say that.

00:56:21.369 --> 00:56:23.409
And I don't necessarily disagree with it because

00:56:23.409 --> 00:56:26.130
I kind of agree with you. But what I'm saying

00:56:26.130 --> 00:56:28.369
is that we could set things up to where that

00:56:28.369 --> 00:56:30.210
doesn't happen. Well, that'd be nice. No, I agree.

00:56:30.409 --> 00:56:33.949
I hear you. I agree. But again, you go back to

00:56:33.949 --> 00:56:37.989
how is the money going to be divvied up? I mean,

00:56:38.010 --> 00:56:42.030
if you say you have 20 ,000 students, we need

00:56:42.030 --> 00:56:43.570
to build a new school. Is that going to be enough

00:56:43.570 --> 00:56:46.849
to pay the teachers? We need to attract the highest.

00:56:48.639 --> 00:56:51.239
talent, you know, and stuff like that. Everyone's

00:56:51.239 --> 00:56:54.019
going to be on the same playing field, so you're

00:56:54.019 --> 00:56:56.820
like, where do I want to work kind of a thing.

00:56:56.840 --> 00:56:58.679
Well, then you've got school vouchers. I mean,

00:56:58.699 --> 00:57:00.019
it gets complicated. I think that's going to

00:57:00.019 --> 00:57:02.739
be kind of tied into how all of this is going

00:57:02.739 --> 00:57:04.860
to work, right? I think he, because Abbott's

00:57:04.860 --> 00:57:08.960
a huge thing on school vouchers. I'm all in for

00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:10.880
taking away the property tax. If we have such

00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:14.159
a big surplus every year that it will make up

00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:18.269
that shortfall of no property tax. Right. Because

00:57:18.269 --> 00:57:20.070
we get it from everywhere else. Corporate taxes,

00:57:20.170 --> 00:57:22.570
sales taxes, and all that other shit. So number

00:57:22.570 --> 00:57:25.789
one, eliminate property taxes over six years.

00:57:25.929 --> 00:57:31.170
I'm all for that. So do we have no debt? No.

00:57:31.170 --> 00:57:33.929
Texas? No. No. We are like billions in surplus.

00:57:35.150 --> 00:57:36.969
So we literally have, I mean, because you know,

00:57:36.989 --> 00:57:40.690
like California has like $240 million of debt.

00:57:41.050 --> 00:57:43.909
If not more. Texas has literally zero dollars

00:57:43.909 --> 00:57:46.030
in debt. It's one thing to have a surplus in

00:57:46.030 --> 00:57:49.239
your budget. but having no debt is different.

00:57:50.460 --> 00:57:52.719
Can we verify that? I think we have debt, but

00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:55.119
it's probably not much at all. I don't think

00:57:55.119 --> 00:58:00.400
we do. The amount of the population... We do.

00:58:01.420 --> 00:58:03.420
Significant debt. $500 billion? Yeah, but they're

00:58:03.420 --> 00:58:07.119
talking state and local debt. Frisco has $100

00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:09.840
million in debt because of the schools and things

00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:14.559
like that. State only. Just the state of Texas.

00:58:15.279 --> 00:58:17.059
That's what he asked. Does the state of Texas

00:58:17.059 --> 00:58:21.320
have any debt? Yeah, but tell it to exclude county

00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:27.820
and local or whatever. Excluding local. You don't

00:58:27.820 --> 00:58:29.900
have to yell at the computer. You can do low

00:58:29.900 --> 00:58:33.320
caps. Use some exclamation points. Yeah, you're

00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:35.719
being very aggressive. And by the way, you get

00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:38.139
slower. Tell me how to type. You get slower answers.

00:58:38.199 --> 00:58:41.480
You don't know me. All right, here we go. Still

00:58:41.480 --> 00:58:46.280
significant. 2024, $73 billion. All right, so

00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:50.239
we're not... Oh, they're bonds and shit like

00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:53.960
that, though. Right. And that's the kind of things

00:58:53.960 --> 00:58:57.159
that... See, this is what they need to teach

00:58:57.159 --> 00:58:59.579
people. Because we don't know. And when we're

00:58:59.579 --> 00:59:01.099
starting to vote for stuff, and they're kind

00:59:01.099 --> 00:59:02.619
of like, eh, you know what? We're going to do

00:59:02.619 --> 00:59:04.619
this. But you know what? On the back end, we've

00:59:04.619 --> 00:59:06.320
got to pay this bond, and we've got to do this.

00:59:06.360 --> 00:59:07.880
Right. And when you're saying we have a surplus,

00:59:08.119 --> 00:59:10.159
I'm like... Well, we shouldn't have any surplus

00:59:10.159 --> 00:59:12.019
at all. Fucking pay off our debt. So then it's

00:59:12.019 --> 00:59:13.920
a budget surplus every year. So our budget's

00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:18.599
$500 billion. We have $600 billion of income

00:59:18.599 --> 00:59:21.320
coming in. Right. This is the definition of obfuscation.

00:59:21.420 --> 00:59:24.099
Right. It truly is. And they should be paying

00:59:24.099 --> 00:59:26.820
down the debt. Maybe they are. I don't know.

00:59:26.920 --> 00:59:28.420
That's the thing. What the fuck? But they're

00:59:28.420 --> 00:59:30.380
not. Why is it so difficult to find this shit

00:59:30.380 --> 00:59:33.059
out, right? Because it's kludgy because they

00:59:33.059 --> 00:59:34.500
don't want you to know. They're trying to keep

00:59:34.500 --> 00:59:39.559
the people stupid. Jeff, do you need a water

00:59:39.559 --> 00:59:41.019
or something? You drank your drink pretty quick.

00:59:41.139 --> 00:59:45.519
It was pretty good. It's like tea. It is. Let's

00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:47.119
go through these real quick because then we need

00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:50.780
to get to the bourbon. Yes, we do. Proposition

00:59:50.780 --> 00:59:54.539
1, we knocked out the hell. Voter approval for

00:59:54.539 --> 00:59:57.059
property tax increase. Require voter approval

00:59:57.059 --> 01:00:00.880
for tax increases. That would never get voted

01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:03.139
on. Well, I mean, you're eliminating it, and

01:00:03.139 --> 01:00:05.800
now you're asking for increases. Well, I think

01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:08.239
what it is, if we can't eliminate it, then the

01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:10.039
voters have to vote if there's ever an increase.

01:00:10.980 --> 01:00:14.260
That's how I take it. No, it says it allows the

01:00:14.260 --> 01:00:16.980
local governments to raise taxes without voter

01:00:16.980 --> 01:00:18.639
approval. I would vote yes on that. They do it

01:00:18.639 --> 01:00:20.519
anyway. Well, that's what they do now. Well,

01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:23.420
they're all worded to be yes. Right. They're

01:00:23.420 --> 01:00:25.139
trying to make it obvious that everything should

01:00:25.139 --> 01:00:26.739
be yes. Because when you get to the actual ballot,

01:00:26.820 --> 01:00:29.659
it's going to be worded so stupidly. Not these.

01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:32.769
Legalese. No. Some of them are. These are not

01:00:32.769 --> 01:00:35.989
intended to trick. Healthcare vaccination status.

01:00:36.190 --> 01:00:38.489
This should be 10 for 10, yes. Prevent denial

01:00:38.489 --> 01:00:42.409
of care based solely on vaccination. Of course.

01:00:42.630 --> 01:00:46.909
Right. Prop 4. Public school curriculum. Require

01:00:46.909 --> 01:00:49.050
schools to teach life begins at fertilization.

01:00:49.809 --> 01:00:53.150
No, does not require this instruction. Again,

01:00:53.210 --> 01:00:56.510
these are not, these are platform. Republican

01:00:56.510 --> 01:00:59.590
Party issues. Platform planks. Yes. So number

01:00:59.590 --> 01:01:02.230
five. School -based clinics and services prohibits

01:01:02.230 --> 01:01:05.909
gender, sexuality, and reproductive clinics in

01:01:05.909 --> 01:01:10.329
K -12. Yes. You don't want that shit. No. No,

01:01:10.349 --> 01:01:12.829
that's just... Kids got to figure this shit out.

01:01:13.050 --> 01:01:16.250
Like we did for hundreds and hundreds of years.

01:01:16.429 --> 01:01:18.590
People learn, oh, you know what? That guy is

01:01:18.590 --> 01:01:21.070
super hot. And then they turn gay. Or that chick

01:01:21.070 --> 01:01:24.250
is a... That stuff is developing. You may at

01:01:24.250 --> 01:01:26.409
some point be like, oh, that guy's super hot.

01:01:26.530 --> 01:01:27.949
And you'll be like, yeah, that was just a passing

01:01:27.949 --> 01:01:29.449
thought. I don't know what I was thinking. I

01:01:29.449 --> 01:01:32.510
had a broke back moment. Life changes. It evolves.

01:01:32.750 --> 01:01:34.369
And you're still not. You still haven't figured

01:01:34.369 --> 01:01:36.409
it out. I mean, at one point you made like root

01:01:36.409 --> 01:01:38.929
beer candies and the next you'll be like, ah,

01:01:38.989 --> 01:01:40.670
I'm more into sweet tarts. I don't know what

01:01:40.670 --> 01:01:42.329
happened during that root beer candy thing, but

01:01:42.329 --> 01:01:44.110
I'm back into sweet tarts. Good thing we have

01:01:44.110 --> 01:01:48.849
both. Wow. Number six. Prop six. Perfect analogy.

01:01:49.190 --> 01:01:52.059
Term limits. Set term limits for elected officials.

01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:55.539
100 % yes. For me, anyway. Term limits? Oh, automatic.

01:01:55.780 --> 01:01:58.500
At every level. Yes. Now, this is an interesting

01:01:58.500 --> 01:02:02.059
one. Texas water sales and export prohibits large

01:02:02.059 --> 01:02:04.880
-scale sales and export of Texas water. What,

01:02:04.880 --> 01:02:08.699
like Ozarka? No. No, like groundwater that comes

01:02:08.699 --> 01:02:10.679
out of the earth through lakes and stuff. Are

01:02:10.679 --> 01:02:13.340
we going to send our water to California? What

01:02:13.340 --> 01:02:14.800
about the Red River? I think we are today. Does

01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:17.559
Oklahoma get half of that? Well, just everywhere.

01:02:17.780 --> 01:02:20.909
So, here's the premise of that. We do a very

01:02:20.909 --> 01:02:23.469
good job. We have done a very good job historically

01:02:23.469 --> 01:02:25.869
making sure that we have enough water, enough

01:02:25.869 --> 01:02:29.670
man -made lakes to service growth. Correct. Right.

01:02:29.730 --> 01:02:32.809
Other states did a fucking piss poor job of it.

01:02:32.809 --> 01:02:34.610
However. And they're running out of water. However,

01:02:34.670 --> 01:02:37.250
we have an influx of people coming in from. I

01:02:37.250 --> 01:02:40.449
know. I know. There are communities of illegal

01:02:40.449 --> 01:02:43.699
immigrants that have populated the entire. Agreed,

01:02:43.699 --> 01:02:46.619
but the point is they're trying to protect our

01:02:46.619 --> 01:02:48.539
water source and make sure that nobody comes

01:02:48.539 --> 01:02:51.980
in and exports it to other states that fucked

01:02:51.980 --> 01:02:54.280
up their water control. I think that we should

01:02:54.280 --> 01:02:57.360
not be doing that. No. Let them all die of thirst.

01:02:58.420 --> 01:03:01.519
Proposition 8, public service and illegal immigration.

01:03:02.340 --> 01:03:06.159
Yes, it reduces certain public services for illegal

01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:09.550
immigrants. Like free healthcare and free schooling

01:03:09.550 --> 01:03:11.130
and shit like that. Yeah, like free emergency

01:03:11.130 --> 01:03:13.150
room services and things like that. Yeah, free

01:03:13.150 --> 01:03:16.489
credit card to be able to live. All right, so

01:03:16.489 --> 01:03:19.070
let's dive into that a little bit. Let's get

01:03:19.070 --> 01:03:22.889
to the bourbon, would you? You know what? I can

01:03:22.889 --> 01:03:26.150
stretch this out. It's cool. At some point, you

01:03:26.150 --> 01:03:28.849
can't let somebody who's dying of a stab wound.

01:03:29.839 --> 01:03:32.519
No. Not be treated at a hospital. That excludes

01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:34.840
medical. We're talking about support. We're talking

01:03:34.840 --> 01:03:37.179
about support from a week -to -week, a day -to

01:03:37.179 --> 01:03:39.099
-day thing, you know, sending them to school,

01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:41.760
give them the clothes. If we want to scratch

01:03:41.760 --> 01:03:43.320
the surface on that and start them off, hey,

01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:45.159
look, you're here now. We're going to try to

01:03:45.159 --> 01:03:47.719
figure shit out, but you're going to be leaving.

01:03:47.860 --> 01:03:50.400
So, by the way, you're going to be leaving, so

01:03:50.400 --> 01:03:52.059
you're only going to be here for two, three weeks

01:03:52.059 --> 01:03:53.940
until we process you, and then you're going to

01:03:53.940 --> 01:03:55.920
get a little ticket, and then when you... I get

01:03:55.920 --> 01:03:58.760
it. So, you know what I think? I think... That

01:03:58.760 --> 01:04:03.760
should be handled by a co -op of churches and

01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:07.500
private donations. Sure. That should all be charities.

01:04:07.519 --> 01:04:10.320
That's not paid by my taxes. Charities and churches,

01:04:10.420 --> 01:04:13.280
not the state. Go. All right. I don't know about

01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:16.780
that. Number nine, legislative leadership positions.

01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:20.900
Basically, what happens today is a bunch of Dems

01:04:20.900 --> 01:04:24.440
hold leadership roles in the state legislature.

01:04:24.539 --> 01:04:26.699
And we have the majority. Correct. How does that

01:04:26.699 --> 01:04:28.400
fucking make sense? How does that make sense?

01:04:28.539 --> 01:04:31.760
I don't know. So in the last legislative session

01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:36.380
and in previous ones too, what'll happen is there'll

01:04:36.380 --> 01:04:40.900
be maybe two, we'll have a Republican -run Congress,

01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:44.239
right? State House. And there'll be two people

01:04:44.239 --> 01:04:46.679
up for Speaker of the House. And one of them

01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:49.579
will cut a deal with the Democrats. Oh, wow.

01:04:49.739 --> 01:04:51.980
Because they're so desperate for power. And the

01:04:51.980 --> 01:04:57.199
squirmy rhinos. And they'll get the majority,

01:04:57.340 --> 01:05:01.340
and the Dems and the Squishy Rhinos will elect

01:05:01.340 --> 01:05:05.340
that person over the more... Majority representative.

01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:07.880
Yeah, the more that represents the people of

01:05:07.880 --> 01:05:11.780
Texas. That's so shady. And it happens so many

01:05:11.780 --> 01:05:15.260
times, I'm sick of it, right? And that's because

01:05:15.260 --> 01:05:17.239
they're so obsessed with power that they're going

01:05:17.239 --> 01:05:30.389
to... legislative commissions, right? And I'm

01:05:30.389 --> 01:05:32.510
like, why are they putting in co -chairs in here?

01:05:32.610 --> 01:05:34.630
Yeah, we're getting a second sample. Yeah, we're

01:05:34.630 --> 01:05:38.570
starting to panic here. I know, I am too. He's

01:05:38.570 --> 01:05:40.949
breaking all sorts of decorum here. It's like

01:05:40.949 --> 01:05:44.170
I pop open the bourbon. What, and you have to

01:05:44.170 --> 01:05:46.650
have another one? And it's like groundhogs popping

01:05:46.650 --> 01:05:48.550
up. What the hell? You already have a full glass.

01:05:48.650 --> 01:05:49.630
You don't have to have another one. Shut up,

01:05:49.630 --> 01:05:52.849
Paul. You don't owe me. That's like a whole other

01:05:52.849 --> 01:05:57.880
two ounces. That's good. God. Anyway, yeah. Anyway,

01:05:58.719 --> 01:06:02.800
so the last prop is prohibit recognition of Sharia

01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:05.559
law in Texas courts. Yeah. 100%. Poor Chuck.

01:06:05.739 --> 01:06:07.960
He doesn't want it. 100%. He doesn't want to

01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:09.639
help. Oh, yeah. 100%. There should be nothing

01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:12.639
that competes with Texas law. All right. Number

01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:15.730
nine? We've gone through all of them. Oh, we

01:06:15.730 --> 01:06:17.269
did Sharia law, right? Yes. Oh, what the hell?

01:06:17.429 --> 01:06:20.429
Hold on. Number nine, legislative leadership

01:06:20.429 --> 01:06:22.489
restricts leadership roles to Republican members.

01:06:22.690 --> 01:06:23.909
We already did that one. We just talked about

01:06:23.909 --> 01:06:25.510
that. Yeah, but here, so what does that mean?

01:06:26.409 --> 01:06:28.150
Oh, God. We have to start all over again. Chuck

01:06:28.150 --> 01:06:31.210
just had like a five -minute thing. He went on

01:06:31.210 --> 01:06:32.989
like a 20 -minute explanation. And the Sharia

01:06:32.989 --> 01:06:35.230
law prohibits, oh, that's 100%. You gave me the

01:06:35.230 --> 01:06:39.289
hurry it up, Chuck. The Sharia law, to me, is

01:06:39.289 --> 01:06:41.150
like the number one thing across the planet.

01:06:41.329 --> 01:06:44.949
The entire world needs to shun. Fucking Sharia

01:06:44.949 --> 01:06:49.230
law. And limit it to the areas where it thrives.

01:06:49.710 --> 01:06:52.110
Correct. Wherever it's at. Jeff, if you wouldn't

01:06:52.110 --> 01:06:54.750
mind passing me the corn. Of course. Okay. Speak.

01:06:54.750 --> 01:06:57.369
Oh, you gave it away, Chuck. Oh, way to go. All

01:06:57.369 --> 01:06:59.570
right. Let's talk about this. Let's talk about

01:06:59.570 --> 01:07:03.940
this bourbon. All right. From Still Austin. So

01:07:03.940 --> 01:07:08.440
I was, was it I? I think I was. I think I randomly,

01:07:08.659 --> 01:07:11.800
who was with me? I think I might have been there.

01:07:12.099 --> 01:07:13.820
Yeah. I think it was Chuck and I. We were just

01:07:13.820 --> 01:07:17.619
randomly walking into Total Wine. Okay. And I

01:07:17.619 --> 01:07:20.280
think it was during our Friday excursion doing

01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:22.039
something. Nobody was available. So Chuck and

01:07:22.039 --> 01:07:24.280
I were like, let's just do it. We pull up and

01:07:24.280 --> 01:07:26.219
they're like, Kevin was kind of like, hey man,

01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:29.300
there's two blue corns over there. Or one blue

01:07:29.300 --> 01:07:31.099
corn. Yeah, because if it was two, Chuck and

01:07:31.099 --> 01:07:32.840
I would have fucking... Yeah, that's what happens.

01:07:32.960 --> 01:07:34.820
You walk in, and then Kevin looks at you, and

01:07:34.820 --> 01:07:36.780
he keeps, he's like... Yeah, he goes, come here.

01:07:37.159 --> 01:07:40.659
Come with me. Come hither. And then Sean's like,

01:07:40.699 --> 01:07:44.380
oh, my God. Oh, my God. Full erect. Oh, my God.

01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:50.679
He was like, come with me. Let us see. Your dick.

01:07:51.800 --> 01:07:54.820
Ooh. Wow. Anyway, so he brought us around the

01:07:54.820 --> 01:07:57.199
corner, and we saw the still Austin blue corn.

01:07:57.380 --> 01:07:58.900
I'm not sure where he was going with that. I

01:07:58.900 --> 01:08:00.400
don't know. I don't know what that's called.

01:08:00.440 --> 01:08:01.480
You were going with it. I was like, what the

01:08:01.480 --> 01:08:03.639
hell? It was your kind of weird pedo song. So

01:08:03.639 --> 01:08:06.460
this is the blue corn bourbon whiskey. What that

01:08:06.460 --> 01:08:09.239
means is there's two different types of corn

01:08:09.239 --> 01:08:12.219
in this. Okay. Obviously a blue corn. We'll say

01:08:12.219 --> 01:08:16.640
26 % blue corn, 25 % white corn. Blue corn. What

01:08:16.640 --> 01:08:18.619
say you, Jeff? I didn't realize there was blue

01:08:18.619 --> 01:08:21.699
corn. Purple corn, too, and red corn. There's

01:08:21.699 --> 01:08:24.260
red, purple, orange. There's a whole kaleidoscope

01:08:24.260 --> 01:08:29.340
spectrum of cornucopia. I'm just saying, there's

01:08:29.340 --> 01:08:30.920
a lot of people out there that don't realize

01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:33.520
the corn is not yellow, all of them. There's

01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:35.619
only one corn that's yellow. There's so many

01:08:35.619 --> 01:08:38.739
other different colors. White. White. Very true.

01:08:39.180 --> 01:08:44.340
Black. And then 41 % rye, which is a high rye.

01:08:44.500 --> 01:08:47.520
This is actually very high rye. You don't taste

01:08:47.520 --> 01:08:50.489
it, though. And then 5 % malted barley. Chuck

01:08:50.489 --> 01:08:51.949
doesn't like this. I didn't realize it was high

01:08:51.949 --> 01:08:53.130
rye. I didn't say I didn't like it. I just said

01:08:53.130 --> 01:08:56.970
it's smooth. It is extremely smooth. So it's

01:08:56.970 --> 01:08:57.970
definitely not a bourbon. I love it. This is

01:08:57.970 --> 01:08:59.710
absolutely terrific. It can't be a bourbon. Go

01:08:59.710 --> 01:09:01.750
back to that. It is a bourbon. It's 51 % corn.

01:09:02.050 --> 01:09:05.010
Yeah. Six year is 26 % white corn. Oh, a combination.

01:09:05.409 --> 01:09:09.510
25 % white corn. It's 44 % rye. It's bourbon.

01:09:09.729 --> 01:09:13.689
And it's dark. Six year. It's dark. It's sweet.

01:09:13.829 --> 01:09:16.029
It's very sweet. It's got a very corny flavor.

01:09:16.489 --> 01:09:19.170
No pun intended. Have we ever seen a bourbon

01:09:19.170 --> 01:09:21.590
that has more than one type of corn to make up

01:09:21.590 --> 01:09:24.750
the 51 %? I'm sure there's some iron root out

01:09:24.750 --> 01:09:28.510
there. Right. But that's unique. Iron root's

01:09:28.510 --> 01:09:33.390
like the master at producing some of these multi

01:09:33.390 --> 01:09:35.529
-corn stuff. Yeah, experimentation. Yeah, they

01:09:35.529 --> 01:09:38.010
really are. That's up to them. Okay, so let's

01:09:38.010 --> 01:09:40.689
finish this out. It's super sweet. Still Austin.

01:09:41.210 --> 01:09:44.310
Blue corn. It's, what is this? Four years or

01:09:44.310 --> 01:09:48.750
six years? Six years. Bottled and bond. To me,

01:09:48.909 --> 01:09:51.489
it's got this dessert taste to it. It's got a

01:09:51.489 --> 01:09:55.770
very, I'll say, icing kind of flavor. Marshmallow?

01:09:56.750 --> 01:10:00.170
Marshmallow. It's got some sort of top cake kind

01:10:00.170 --> 01:10:02.750
of like. It's on the front end, though. If you

01:10:02.750 --> 01:10:04.109
get some on your lips and you lick your lips,

01:10:04.170 --> 01:10:07.010
you could definitely taste it. But then I think

01:10:07.010 --> 01:10:11.050
it moves into some. I mean, there's a lot of

01:10:11.050 --> 01:10:14.779
rye. God bless. It's not a real spicy rye. It's

01:10:14.779 --> 01:10:17.619
not. It's a smooth rye. I am really, really digging

01:10:17.619 --> 01:10:19.939
this. The more I drink it, the more I'm loving

01:10:19.939 --> 01:10:23.100
it. Wow. It does taste like a very rich dessert.

01:10:23.979 --> 01:10:27.739
Very rich, though. I mean, it's got like, I don't

01:10:27.739 --> 01:10:30.140
know. It does have cinnamon. A little strawberry

01:10:30.140 --> 01:10:35.699
jam. It's almost like a, what's the pastry that

01:10:35.699 --> 01:10:38.680
you - Tres leches? The pastry you have in the

01:10:38.680 --> 01:10:40.979
morning. Cinnamon, not cinnamon. A croissant?

01:10:41.239 --> 01:10:45.409
A bear claw? Danish? Three really good guesses

01:10:45.409 --> 01:10:47.050
and none of them are right. Cinnamon roll. A

01:10:47.050 --> 01:10:50.090
cinnamon roll. God. You had excellent guesses,

01:10:50.149 --> 01:10:51.449
guys. I like mine the best. All three different,

01:10:51.550 --> 01:10:53.930
by the way. I like the bear claw the best. We're

01:10:53.930 --> 01:10:56.529
talking about jumping on it. Okay. This is excellent.

01:10:56.689 --> 01:10:59.390
You love donuts. I'm going to rate it. All right.

01:11:00.069 --> 01:11:07.409
Go. 7 .6. Really? Really? You know what? What

01:11:07.409 --> 01:11:11.010
just happened? That's a really high rating for

01:11:11.010 --> 01:11:14.279
me. All right. We'll sit on that. For 100 proof,

01:11:14.579 --> 01:11:18.060
blue corn still Austin. I'm going to revise that.

01:11:18.140 --> 01:11:21.100
3 .9. No. Sean's going to say, I'm going to say

01:11:21.100 --> 01:11:26.300
an 8 .3 for a blue corn 100 proof. This ranks

01:11:26.300 --> 01:11:28.960
next to the 10 -year micture, in my opinion.

01:11:29.060 --> 01:11:32.720
No, not my opinion. Not my opinion. For what

01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:36.859
it is. Okay, so what? I said 7 .6, right? Yes.

01:11:37.289 --> 01:11:39.270
And he's what, 8 '3"? I know, and I don't understand

01:11:39.270 --> 01:11:41.189
why I got shit on. I'm not sure what happened.

01:11:41.529 --> 01:11:45.229
What are you then? I'm not as high as Paul. He's

01:11:45.229 --> 01:11:48.649
like a 14 '2". No. I'm probably about 7 '3 on

01:11:48.649 --> 01:11:53.029
this for me. Wow. Really? Yeah. So why did you

01:11:53.029 --> 01:11:55.250
both say really when I said 7 .6? Were you just

01:11:55.250 --> 01:11:57.989
giving me shit? Yes. Oh, okay. No, I got 8 '3".

01:11:57.989 --> 01:11:59.930
I love the hell out of this. No, this is really

01:11:59.930 --> 01:12:01.369
good. This is dark. This is really good. It's

01:12:01.369 --> 01:12:04.569
got a very rich color. The rye on it, it's impeccable.

01:12:07.260 --> 01:12:09.359
Honestly, it's like a Danish muffin. Everyone

01:12:09.359 --> 01:12:11.520
has their own palate, but frankly, I'm a little

01:12:11.520 --> 01:12:16.340
disappointed of both yours rating on it. Well,

01:12:16.340 --> 01:12:18.000
we're disappointed in you all the time. That's

01:12:18.000 --> 01:12:22.800
really high for me. 7 .6. I mean, it is yours,

01:12:22.939 --> 01:12:24.920
but I'm just like, maybe disappointed is not

01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:26.760
the right word, but I'm surprised is probably

01:12:26.760 --> 01:12:29.239
better. I'm surprised because I'm just like finding

01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:31.659
this. Well, I'm surprised you compare it to Victor's.

01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:36.550
Dude, it's rich. The rye is like popping. For

01:12:36.550 --> 01:12:38.630
me. We may not even have a second half. There's

01:12:38.630 --> 01:12:40.289
too much tension here. It's just going, man.

01:12:40.430 --> 01:12:42.850
God bless. Blue Corn's still Austin. The Blue

01:12:42.850 --> 01:12:44.630
Corn Bourbon Whiskey. It's all because of you

01:12:44.630 --> 01:12:47.149
and your 7 '6". I don't understand what happened.

01:12:47.310 --> 01:12:49.329
I triggered both of you. I tell you what, the

01:12:49.329 --> 01:12:51.789
Empire Liquor McKinney features this Blue Corn

01:12:51.789 --> 01:12:53.630
whenever it's available. Check it out at 4200.

01:12:53.890 --> 01:12:55.789
Highly recommended. What is it, about 80 bucks?

01:12:56.050 --> 01:12:59.649
4200 El Dorado. It was 100. I think after 80.

01:13:00.289 --> 01:13:02.590
It says there, but when I purchased it, it was

01:13:02.590 --> 01:13:05.550
like 100 bucks. A total wine? Yeah, a total wine.

01:13:06.260 --> 01:13:08.539
You know, I'll double check, but I think it was

01:13:08.539 --> 01:13:11.520
around $100 after tax. The color is dark copper.

01:13:11.819 --> 01:13:13.979
Yeah, it's got a good color. I'll tell you what,

01:13:14.020 --> 01:13:16.600
when I was pouring this, it was very aromatic.

01:13:17.359 --> 01:13:21.199
Yes. For $100 proof. Lots of floral. Very erotic.

01:13:21.899 --> 01:13:25.579
Very botanical, floral. Did you say erotic? I

01:13:25.579 --> 01:13:28.399
highly recommend the Still Awesome Blue Corn

01:13:28.399 --> 01:13:32.199
if you can find it. Holy shit. We had an explosive

01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:34.619
first half of the Dudes Like Us podcast on the

01:13:34.619 --> 01:13:38.199
February 25th. On a Wednesday. It is a Wednesday.

01:13:38.439 --> 01:13:40.180
It's a bottle of Bond as well. It is a bottle

01:13:40.180 --> 01:13:42.260
of Bond. Really? Yes. Wow. I love the little

01:13:42.260 --> 01:13:45.600
blue crow they have on there. A little half -slip

01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:48.439
moon. Is that a waning moon? What is that? Waxing

01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:51.359
gibbous? That is waxing. A waxing crescent. We'll

01:13:51.359 --> 01:13:52.819
have to go over that at some point. What the

01:13:52.819 --> 01:13:54.619
heck that means. I have no idea what that means.

01:13:54.659 --> 01:13:57.000
You guys are retarded. A little bit. Dudes Like

01:13:57.000 --> 01:13:58.939
Us. Thank you, Chuck, for staying on top of stuff.

01:13:59.100 --> 01:14:02.000
Our Chuck, our producer. We have a second half

01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:03.439
of the Dudes Like Us podcast. Check us out on

01:14:03.439 --> 01:14:06.979
Facebook, Instagram, YouTube. TikTok. TikTok.

01:14:07.100 --> 01:14:09.739
Is that it? We're on everything. On everything.

01:14:10.119 --> 01:14:13.039
We haven't done Twitch yet. We're not on Twitch.

01:14:13.220 --> 01:14:15.699
Is Twitch still a thing? Son of a bitch. Actually,

01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:19.119
it is. Is it? Let's check out the dangling hemorrhoids

01:14:19.119 --> 01:14:21.899
on our lava lamp. All right. Do you think that's

01:14:21.899 --> 01:14:23.560
all, Sean? I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.