Nice. We got video? Yeah. He said he had record.
Video on. Timer on. Sean on. I don't know. It's
Tuesday, February 17th, 2026. Dudes, I guess.
Thank you, Mr. Chuck, for staying on top of stuff.
Check it out. We have Facebook. We have Instagram.
We have TikToki. TikToki. TikToki. TikToki. Did
my last one post? Was it your dick pic? It was.
I didn't see that on eight million views. Oh,
okay. Keep posting and the YouTube and YouTube
and you say today Apple video podcasts or something.
You said something about Apple is getting. I
just I've not read that, but Apple is going to
do video podcasts. I don't know what rules or
criteria that we're going to break all of them.
Yes. And crash the ceiling. God bless. I'm in
for it. Yeah. So we have to read up on it. I
don't think it's live yet. Check us out on everything
as far as listening to the podcast and we're
on YouTube too. Hey, man. We're kind of a big
deal. Yes, sir. Just ask us in our own minds.
Oh, yeah. I guess I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm
Jeff. And I have my readers. I know I got my
glasses on finally. Are you liking your new glasses?
Yes and no. The progressives. I like the readers
a lot. The progressive ones. I'm not really.
The answer is no. I'm not a I'm not adapting.
Well, it's not because it's the progressive actually
it may be but it's I Don't like having to turn
my head or raise it up and down to be able to
get that sweet spot And frankly, I think yes.
Well, I mean it's more up and down but it's it's
just like I find myself really having to look,
you know, to look down. It's just like, come
on, man. And when I'm driving the car and I look
at the controls, you know, the radio or something,
and I'm, like, whirving all over the place. Yeah,
I'm just like, oh, god. Eh, eh, car, you idiot.
Shut up. Fuck you, lady. I have progressive lenses.
I can't help it. And I'm drunk. Nobody's student
driver. Oh, but I have a sticker, so it's OK.
Yeah, you're good. So, you know, I'm thinking,
you know, Dr. McDaniel, he kind of He kind of
said, hey, man, just just bring them back and
we'll fix them. Whatever you want. So I'm going
to go back down there because he says evidently
the lenses really aren't that much. I mean, the
frames basically cost whatever it is. Whatever
it is, I'll get it figured out. What's he going
to fix? There's nothing to fix. Well, you make
a distance, right? Yeah, he may just he's going
to adjust that a little bit. And basically what
I told him is just like, look, I can see better.
Period. I could see better. I say, but it could
be like fine tuned. You know, there are certain
things that could be fine -tuned and he says
well, let's fine -tune them and we'll figure
it out So I opted for the trifocals instead of
the progressive Even though I did try the progressives
and I I was like you I could never seem to find
it Wow with the lines. I Have no issue at all
Pass like it's very ninja -like it was my eyes
gets like super bad when I'm older and III Don't
want to change glasses. I'm not getting those.
Okay way to dig in Way to fight back. Fuck it.
Well, I got them when I think they may have been
trifocals because but they were progressives.
But they had three zones, I think one for distance,
one for close. I can't remember. I think I said
this, but I was worried when I drive it, but
they want you to turn your entire head right
like this. So you're not looking out the sides
because if you look out the sides of the glass,
it gets blurry. Right. And I don't drive like
that. I use my eyes. to scan back and forth.
I'm not turning my head like this. And I was
like, no, screw this. And I was giving me a headache.
I was like, I'm done. I took it back. It's sad.
We're old now. Talking about glasses and hemorrhoids.
I don't remember talking about hemorrhoids. Yeah,
man. Every now and then I go on. I had a launch
operation. He's a hemorrhoid last night. Do you
lance it? No, I stick a torpedo up there a little.
I call that a little suppository. Yeah, a little
suppository action. It's like a little bullet.
Yeah, it's a little, a little, a little nervous,
too, because I remember at one point I thought
they had some expiration date on them and I didn't
care. I don't put it up. I was like, hey, it's
still solid. And I was like, in you go, buddy,
you know, and just sucked it right in. Welcome
to the Deuce Like That podcast. You know, look,
I get it. It's gross. And you know what? The
first three or four times I did it, it's gross.
This time I did it. Still gross, but you know
what it works. It does work. I did it right before
I went to bed I woke up like a spring chicken
this morning said hey all the swelling was down
I mean, they're not like did it burst and and
I mean it they weren't bad They were getting
to a point where you know, you get your gets
a little Agitated I've never had it. I don't
know. I've never had a hemorrhoid. Hopefully
I never do but well sit down for Extended periods
kind of I guess give that to you. That's what
that's another reason why I'm glad I'm not in
corporate I'm not sitting at my desk 10 hours
a day and some people like yeah, you can't take
30 -minute chits anymore cuz you're gonna get
hemorrhoids I'm like, shut up. My mom was telling
me that when I was you take come on you take
30 -minute shit. Oh, yeah Yeah, I probably do
actually dude. I have a system Mean do I have
to play like I have a certain amount of games
to play I have to I have to beat Sudoku Within
a certain time frame, so it's not a matter if
I can beat it It's how fast I could beat it and
if I don't beat it within that time span. I got
to do it again. I Hold myself accountable. So
you have shit OCD If I sit on the toilet long
enough or too long my skin starts to like Stick
to it. Well another shit along. What's not like
a shit again? It's not like lethal might as well
just stay here It's not like lethal weapon one
when Mel Gibson was stuck on the toilet Danny
Glover had to go up there and rescue him It wasn't
like that, you know, you remember that I do but
I also were super glued to the seat or something
Yeah, he sat there for so long. He kind of you
know the way that's a real thing So I remember
this abusive relationship where this guy made
He wouldn't let his like girlfriend or something
out of the bathroom and so she was on the toilet
and she was there for like days, weeks, months,
I don't know. Her skin went around the toilet.
Yes, 100 % 100 % true. That also happens with
people who can't move around the sofa. Right.
Their skin will absorb the fibers of the sofa
and they'll become one little mesh with one.
Yes, it will. No way. So we become part of our
environment. If you're there long enough, yeah,
your skin grows around it. You know, that's sad.
It is sad, you know. So, yeah, I don't plan on
doing that, but it is kind of a routine. Look,
in my house, with as much activity that's going
on, I need a little peace and quiet. And frankly,
that's the area to do it. That's kind of how
I see it, because when... Actually, I think I
still ought to have it still locked the door,
because I remember Stephen. It was inevitable.
I'd be down there doing my business the door
comes wide open. Oh my god, dad No, he'd be like
Seven, you know how steven was let's go play.
Come on. Well while you're on the toilet. Yes
Like daily you in the middle of wiping like oh
And what I do is I turn around so my ass is at
the door So when he opens on you want to help
me wipe we can get out there faster Fold don't
bunch. Good lord speaking and opening the door.
Should I say this? Don't open up locked doors.
I wouldn't Yeah, I wouldn't I'll tell you what
I'm gonna I'm gonna talk talk lightly about it
Okay, it's a friend that did it. So I'll tell
you what let's put it this way. Let's hypothetically
say that You have a child and that child is of
age. Let's say 22 and They're in the room and
they have their significant other in there and
it's late at night and you've been drinking and
you want to say goodnight And you're kind of
like, oh, I really want to check on you. Make
sure you're OK. And the door's locked. And you
put your ear to the door and you hear it. Well,
no, no, no, no, no. But what would you take your
fingernail and unlock the door? Or would you
just wait for the next day? I wait for the next
day. I think that goes without saying. I wouldn't.
I'm thinking I wouldn't. Jimmy opened the door.
I think someone in this room didn't wait. Well,
it wouldn't me. I mean, let's just let's clearly
say it wouldn't me. And I'll just leave it at
that. You know, but it has happened. I know a
friend that walked in on their kids. Yeah, and
I don't know the extent of what that friend saw,
but it was enough to where, you know, anyways.
I don't think you can use the word walked in
on your kids. When it's locked. Yeah, it's more
like... Breaking an entry into your kids. Yes.
It's an invasion of privacy. Yeah. Yeah, it's
got to be a different There's got to be a different
phrase for that especially when they reach a
certain age. They're like this one of the ten
commandments They're an adult. They're in there
doing it's a commandment 11. Did you hear me?
Oh hear me All pay heed the Lord the Lord Jehovah
has given unto you these 15 Ten Commandments!
Yes. It didn't make the tablet, but it's on there
somewhere. I tell you what, if it were me that
were breaking an entry on, I would be pissed.
I'd be pissed. And I guess, you know, even if
it's not your house, technically. Yeah, well,
let's just move on, because someone will hear
this eventually and they'll be like... Zab -a
-zab -a -doo -bah. Anyways, how you guys been
this week? It's been a while, I had Monday off.
Do you guys have Monday off? President's Day?
Surprisingly, no. But my office manager was like,
hey man, on a team's meeting earlier the week,
hey man, we've got President's Day off. And we're
like, oh, hell yeah. I didn't see it on the calendar,
but you know what? Good enough for me. You said
we're off, we're off. And I had been planning
on it. I was kind of like, I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do that, which is basically nothing.
I was going to basically clean up. I was probably
going to come over here and work on some framing
and just have some fun and get some stuff done.
Then it was like, yeah, sorry. Oh, he pulled
it back. Yeah. How do you do that anyways? Look,
I have plans. Was he joking? No, he wasn't joking.
He just he just he just misspoke. Well, let's
not say what if you said, I'm sorry when you
told us that I made plans. I want to be out of
town. Yeah Yeah Yeah, well, I mean well, I mean,
I'm sure you probably just tell me to take a
day off probably I Think once you spill that
you kind of have to follow through on it Well,
I mean whatever I mean accidents happen shit
man. I make accidents all the time, you know,
I say things I try my best to hold them up but
what for a circumstance Man, what do you do?
You can't you can't just say man just because
I said you're off Yeah, you know, what was corporate
gonna come in there be like, yeah, we got it
back up We said no, they're gonna be like to
get your ass to work true. Yeah Yeah, it was
a little disappointing, but it didn't really
consume me or anything Yeah, so what else Paul
Paul you you went to the doctor today. Did you
get your? Get your I did my straight tickled.
I did not. Yeah, I just I just had that done
Oh, yeah two weeks ago. Nice. How was it? It's
pleasant No, it was good. No. Yeah, you had the
got in there good and had the butt poke and She
find that G spot She wasn't in there playing
Well, she has to rummage like you're like, I
know you said you checked it But can you I mean
I really really concern takes like a second can
and I don't know about your experience Maybe
longer than that, but mine's about a second and
a half. Did she use her thumb doing that? No,
she's got very petite fingers That's why I like
to see her Instead of a big male sausage finger
blowing. Yeah ring. That's that's tough, man.
That's tough I'm I'm on the fence, you know,
dr. Guy Culpepper He's a he's a large man and
he's kind of like I haven't seen him lately actually
is I reckon I'll recommend mine So and you can
is she also up at the entry. She's a pantry very
nice lady I don't have the big finger phobia
that you guys do. I cannot believe you actually
go to female. Well, it's not a Would you rather
have a male finger up your ass instead of a female
finger up your ass? It's really not about that.
It's it's it's 100 % about that. No, I don't
want any fingers in my butt. OK, if I'm going
to have one, if I'm going to have one, I want
it to be a female small finger. OK, well, but
there's more to your urologist than the size.
I don't see a urologist. Is that a urologist?
I see. I. OK, well, I general surgeon. OK, well,
I get mine. I don't I don't do them. So you're
you yearly physical. You don't. No, and I don't
because she knows that I go to a urologist that
does that. So your urologist does that? Not every
time, but yes. Have you had issues with urology
in the past? With urology? No. Why do you see
him specifically? He has chronic urethritis.
No, I had to do several penile reductions. That
explains it and yeah, and they just can't seem
to keep it down. I mean it just keeps growing
back Yes, it grows back and they said a part
of elephant Titus. It's like a hydra. Yeah That
was gross No, I am I take the top test. Oh, that's
right. That's right. Yeah But got the blood test
back. Everything's good the glucose the liver
the kidneys whatever they do The cholesterol
is really good So excellent. Look at you. My
hemoglobin. Yeah. You're like super healthy right
now. You're eating healthy. You're working out.
You're, you're, you're slimming down. You're
making us look fatter and fatter. Well, I think
we are. I think I'm getting this fatter. I know
I am too. I'm at my all time high. I think in
weight ever since his fucking knees and just
knee surgery. I played on Monday and that was
kind of like a train wreck. Halfway through like
I pulled out of my third game. Yes Because I
I did this amazing spin move off my right knee
and I was like And I was like I'm done somebody
else come in So I didn't let you know when to
call it a lot of people don't know I wasn't gonna
push it It was ease and it swelled up pretty
good yesterday. So I don't know. Yeah, so so
The I have to get a colonoscopy this year as
well. So I'm looking forward to that. Oh, yeah
At least you're asleep I mean the hardest part
about a colonoscopy was the anticipation one
two is the the fasting which I don't have a problem
with that But you gotta you gotta fast for 24
hours. Oh, yeah, that's not a problem You know,
it's the cleansing of the colon. That's you know
I will tell you that one now that they have the
pills. Oh, yeah, and not be the liquid It's a
game -changer. I mean you're still gonna have
the ships and squirts and do that The pills aren't
as acidic on your bunghole No, I don't know if
it's maybe it's that but really it's the drinking
of the liquid that is just painful just gross
I I drank liquid. It didn't bother me Yeah, the
pills are so much easier pills are pretty big
and you have to drink what eight cups of water
Yeah, so it's a lot of water. So you're kind
of getting Bloated little bloated and nauseous
because you're drinking it in a certain time
frame. So it's you know, I just found it a way
easier It didn't seem it didn't seem as violent.
I don't want to talk too much about it, but I
kind of want to re bring up the Epstein files
that they were released because you guys kind
of pointedly said they didn't find anything Well
specifically to Trump. I think they well, I don't
know. I wouldn't refer to Trump. I'm just saying
in general they found Tons of stuff. So I'm kind
of like, what does that mean? But you were just
referring to Trump. Well, yeah, Trump, I think
I haven't been any massive draw, you know, scandalous.
You know, there have been some people that have
had to quit their jobs, though. There was like
a British lawmaker. They had to quit his job
or resign the prime minister. Yeah, the prime.
I don't know if he quit. The prime minister is
got, you know. Rolled up into it somehow. Yeah,
but there's been a handful of people throughout
the world that have pretty condemning video that's
out there. And there's talk about how they were
eating kids or referring to kids as jerky. What?
I didn't hear anything about that. Well, that's
what I'm bringing this up is, you know, these
are all things that, you know, some of these
things that Alex Jones were bringing up. And
you're like, dude, that is so far fetched. But
I guess we we would have heard if there was.
I mean honestly if there was like cannibalism
going on of kids we were I mean again I don't
know you know I kind of heard the second hand
in fact it wasn't even this wasn't even a meme
the guys I game with kind of brought that up
and I was like really and I haven't had time
to do the research on it but even Google Epstein
files and it takes to the Department of Justice
website and there's a myriad of things to look
up you know I think they have 30 million Downloads
about 30 hours, but 30 million files that you
can you can ask part of it Maybe people haven't
gotten through it all I mean, it's just you know,
it's a massive amount of of information, you
know, Alex Jones also he talks I mean he says
some bizarre shit, you know, but and one of the
things he was talking about was you know Where
they put they're putting chemicals in the water
that like will turn frogs? To females and I was
like dude you are ridiculous. That is not happening.
Well, it turns out he was right Well, there's
there are some animals that actually do that
so it's true But there there's a chemical that
they're putting in the water that was tetrazine
or it's atrazine atrazine or something It's a
it's atrazine and there it is they also do it's
part of it like a castration process too When
would men male humans take on that? they're Alarm
going off. It's time to stretch Oh stretch that
body out big boy. I can't do that right now though.
So um the Shit lost my train of thought so the
the the atrazine is is getting into the water
like they were testing water It around the United
States and they're finding atrazine in the water
now the human drinks this stuff it's resulting
in a byproduct of your children that will have
less testosterone and an academic of micro penises,
and I'm not joking. That is what they said. I'm
not making that up. Now the story may be false.
You're saying this chemical is making it into
the water. Yes. Well, tap water. Well, I've also
I've also heard that you've heard that as well.
Not that specific drug, but I've heard that birth
control that the ladies flush or whatever. Is
in our so there's a lot of estrogen in our water
supply as well. I mean people flush all Every
possible drug you can imagine down the toilet
like cocaine don't do that. All right, stop because
stop harvest. Yeah, but I just don't I mean honestly
don't drink tap water I don't I drink reverse
osmosis water. I mean, that's great. But what
kind of message is that and you know, it's pretty
fucked up considering Yeah, this goes back to
even more deep, and I'll just pound it a little
bit. You know, the chemicals we currently put
in the water, the fluoride. I mean, I thought
RFK was going to do away with that. Why aren't
we doing away with that? You know, it's just
like, it doesn't do anything to be healthy for
us. Zero. Big fluoride. I thought he came out
saying that he was going to do that. Well, what
company supplies that fluoride? Well, that's
just it. They're campaigning and they're giving
pushback. They're the ones lobbying against it.
I'm sure that's millions and millions and millions
of dollars to put into the entire floor ride
across the country. The thing about the floor
ride that they're putting in there is that the
specific product there is like a byproduct of
another product. They're not even doing anything
to get it. It's the waste of something else that
they're putting it in us. It's it's bizarre.
I agree with you. I think that we Should all
have a better way of getting our water It'd be
nice to be able to process something that doesn't
have all the microplastics in there. Yeah, we're
gonna consume it It's in everything I get it,
but We could have a fresh source of water to
drink, you know reverse reverse osmosis is your
friend It is but you also there's a lot of water
waste with that. Well, I think that lot of people
would say we do have freshwater compared to Some
of these other countries like you hear over in
Africa. They don't have clean water Absolutely,
but they also don't have the money that's being
paid into the water facilities or utilities Well,
there's a lot of well true But there's a lot
of companies and charities who are trying to
change that to get fresh water to all these places
Yeah, they have I mean they they have no options
other than the Crappy dirty water they have correct
dangerous water with correct. Well, they've got
I said shit in it They've got these like I want
to call them dehumidifiers I don't really know
what the hell they are But they basically do
the same thing and dehumidifier is they have
these large machines and they run and they will
pour They will pull the water out of the atmosphere.
Correct. You ever seen one of these guys? Well,
they usually have them in some sort of innovation
Invention shows right that didn't we see a couple
where they had a Kind of like a generator size.
Yeah. Well, you got one upstairs in your attic,
your air conditioner. Right. You know, that's
crazy. You know, they that's true. They have
that people run air conditioners. I don't understand.
Why aren't we harvesting that water? It goes
right into a drain. That thing should be running
out the side of your house. into a 55 gallon
drum and you should be watering your your your
your lawns with that or harvesting it for drinking.
There's nothing wrong with it. It's pure. Right.
You know, it's captured right out of the I mean,
just run it. I mean, why are we doing that? Good
question. I don't know. And it's because I mean,
I'm conspiracy theoried out, you know, that's
I think it's just all because they want us to
pay more money on. I mean, I don't know. Well,
that's free money, right? That's free. That's
free. water, essentially, if you're collecting
it that way. Just like we had a rain barrel downstairs,
so we collected all the roof water. I mean, we
didn't drink it. We used it to water our plants.
You say this in past tense. I removed it. It
was old and it was getting cracked and needed
to be replaced. I just haven't replaced it. That's
cool. Yeah, I was wondering if you ran into some
sort of issue or something. No, no issue. What
is weird, though, is it I mean it's standing
water so it gets mildew and there's no bugs because
it has a cover and so they can't get to it. But
there's microbes and stuff that ultimately build
up in there. But algae and moss and all kinds
of shits building up and you can look in there
and it's the sides are all black and slimy. It's
a whole ecosystem. Oh yeah. He opened up the
lid one day and this thing was hanging out. Um,
um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
um, um, um, A fishbowl, I know, a fishbowl with
a really simple circulator and I bought a goldfish
for him. And yeah, so we had it in the front
room and one day I go to it and the goldfish
is gone. Not in the book. Did it get sucked up?
Well, I didn't know. So I looked around. I was
like, maybe he said, I've had enough. I can't
live this way. And so I was searching around.
And jumped out of it. Yeah. And I was searching
around on the carpet. I was looking all over
the place. I couldn't find it anywhere. Because
that does happen with some fish. Yeah. So anyway,
I gave up. And so I turned off. I just turned
the whole thing off, right? It's got a little
light and it circulates. And I turned it off
and I just kind of walked away and forgot about
it. Maybe, I don't know, a week later. Was it
Roma? We're all like. Ow, what is that? No, what
the move of the mosquitoes coming from is biting
me and we're like, we've got a mosquito outbreak
somewhere and I was that was that a goldfish
or could not understand what was going on and
I walk over to the fish bowl and I was as I was
walking up to it. No, as I'm walking up to it,
it's like there's this like this black layer
across. I was like, Oh guys, there's some sort
of like fungus or something. It was All mosquitoes.
Oh, no. It was they were breeding and it was
a full and then then yes, and I got close to
it and then And I was like, oh And it became
like an emergency situation, right? You know
huffled with it outside and I oh my god It's
a night. You're like get the gasoline the port
on it sick of iris And then when I did that I
jostled it and out came the goldfish from underneath
the pump Is it alive? Very dead. Oh It had gotten
sucked up there buddy yeah yeah we never had
a fish bowl like that it was cool and I thought
he would love it I thought he was like oh my
god my pet goldfish he didn't give a shit at
all yeah Brandon wanted the fish tank for the
longest time and I was like I don't want to take
care of their work. Ultimately, it's a take care
of it. It falls under the responsibility of the
dad mostly. And I've got that experience. We
had a 30 gallon in our house. I remember you
have a big one. Yeah, we had one for a long time.
And, you know, we jumped around for different
types of fish and, you know, they were all small.
We had a bunch of exotic ones. It was kind of
cool. Yeah. And then one time, I don't know why,
but we got these Oscars and the Oscars were larger
fish. Yes. And they'll fight and eat each other
and shit. I mean, they don't fight. Well, I mean,
I didn't see that, but they do eat other fish.
I mean, like we were feeding them goldfish one
time, which was a story I'm about to get into
because we went on vacation and like we didn't
feed them for a week and we came back and they're
like, oh, that's gone. And we were really fucking
hungry. Well, there's some fish missing. That's
weird. A couple of these are really fat bites
out of each other. But, you know, but we repurposed
the fish tank at one point because we had smaller
fish. But I guess Emily, I think it was Emily
and she we. cleaned out the fish tank, and there's
a little filter that goes on the bottom of the
suction thing. Right. It prevents fish from going
in there. But she was kind of broke. That's not
a big deal because the Oscar fish could not fit
in there. All right. All right. So we come back
from vacation and I feel guilty. So I go to the
fish store and I come back with like a dozen
or so goldfish, little tiny babies, and I dump
them in there and I ask Oscar fish are like,
oh, this is fucking great. And they're having
there. And all of a sudden, all the fish are
gone. I was like what in the hell that was you
guys are gluttonous. It's a fucking buffet You
went to town and I kind of walked off and you
know, it was kind of a similar I didn't see any
mosquitoes like you but all of a sudden we get
this stench and I'm like what the hell they got
sucked up into the intake and they they gathered
inside the little mulching area where you know,
so they get chopped up and they were just on
the top floating it was like bunch of them it
was just a nasty and it just stuck and it got
worse and worse and I was kind of like who's
gonna and the whole time I'm like the kids aren't
gonna fucking clean this right clean this and
they couldn't care less they don't feel they
don't feed the fish they don't I mean oh yeah
they were your fish so I ended up I actually
I took care of those things in fact we did this
several times with several fish I mean we we
Grew those fish they got so big because we had
a big fish tank and we ended up taking them to
the aquariums and They they graciously took them
back. They were like, holy shit I've never seen
this one this big and they would take them release
them into Lake Louisville And now there's a total
outbreak of an or the pond over there next to
the houses, right? And there's an out -of -control
invasive feet place you like this. He's like
an Oscar Finn going through the water It's it's
a deep -seated lost long lost What is it? Piranha
fish? Yeah, it's lock frisco. Now, surprisingly,
the aquariums took them back. They even took
the Oscars back because they were large and they
were healthy because we took care of them. I
mean, if you did everything right and it's really
easy to not do it all right and then the fish
die because the water pH is not right or you
overfed them, there's a million things that can
go wrong. But if you did it absolutely perfectly,
like a total pro, How long do they, and I know
different species are probably different, but
what's the average lifespan of an aquarium fish?
It depends on the species. Yeah. So you I mean,
you have some goldfish that will last for years.
Yeah. I mean, they have those Japanese or Chinese
or dirty Japanese or whatever. I don't know who
actually has them. Yeah, the koi. And they will
that you can have like a courtyard in your backyard
or something. And you can have them in there.
Twenty five to thirty five years. A koi fish.
Oh, wow. And look at the Oscar. Ten to twelve.
Twenty years. What about a goldfish? Is that
like a couple of weeks? No, goldfish surprises.
Actually, I don't know. I had a buddy who had
20 to 30 years of goldfish, 10 to 15, typically
20 to 30 years under optimal conditions. That
just goes to show we suck as aquarium people.
Yeah, I had a buddy who had saltwater. He had,
I think it was like a three or four hundred gallon
salt water tank. Dude, that's serious shit right
there. Took up the whole fucking wall. Right.
And it has coral. Oh, he had coral, he had the
anemones, he had the exotic fish, and the fish
are not cheap. Eminemines. Eminemines. Eminemines.
And, uh. He was finding Nemo. And, uh, it was
nice. He had the little shrimps that would clean
and everything, so. He's just a boy! It's a great
show. I love Finding Nemo. That was one of Austin's
favorites. It was good. It was good. It was good.
Very good. Three of them? How many were there?
Finding Nemo. Finding him again. Found Nemo.
Found Nemo. Lost him again. I think there's only
two, isn't there? There's Dory. You know, she
had a story by herself. There's Finding Nemo,
the Finding Nemo 2. Then there was one with just
Dory. Well, Dory was... There was a Finding Nemo
2, right? Yeah. Dory was Sean's favorite, Ellen
DeGeneres. She was actually pretty good at that.
She was great, actually. Yeah. And you know what?
I don't feel bad what happened to Ellen DeGeneres
because that's all on her. She's a bitch. But
she was... What do you mean? What happened to
her? Something bad happened. Well, she had her
show canceled because it kind of got out that
she was just a raging Oh, she got wildified.
No, she was a raging tyrant. Yeah She got canceled.
She was pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
I see her. Is that her name up there? Oh Jen,
no, that's Ellen goo or Jew Jew probably goo.
Oh, who's this? Why is this the Californian?
Yes Working not working but playing for China.
Yes competing for China. Yes, and there's so
she's taking a lot of heat What are you talking
about? So in 2019, she's in America. There she
is. She's an American -born Freestyle skier her
mom was from China, okay She decided to compete
even though she's born and raised and knows nothing
about Washington say she doesn't know anything
about anyway She's a hundred percent American,
right? Anyway, she competed started competing
in 2019 for China and she's taking a ton of heat
for it Right? Well, and then I read an article
today that she has made $23 million on Chinese
advertisements and endorsements and sponsorships
and she's no dummy. No, she's no dummy. I mean,
come on. $23 million. Now they're saying, yeah.
Okay. Over over 20 million. Exactly. Red Bull,
Porsche, Louis Vuitton and Tiffany and company.
Yeah. And a ton. And that's not probably not
even counting like what what she's, you know,
in in China. She's currently a student at Stanford
University. You know what? I don't have an issue
with anybody is allowed to compete in any country
as long as they have legitimate ties. Yeah, her
mom is from China. There you go. And you and
you hear the fact that it's China is problematic.
Yes. But there's been several athletes, I think
the pole, one of the pole vaulters who went to
LSU and he kept hitting the records I think.
I think his mom was from Sweden or something
like that. So he competed for one of those countries,
not for the U .S. I mean one thing I mean I remember
when you watch the Summer Olympics and they have
like all these you know track stars right right
and and they and they and this goes for swimming
too and they're like oh and they're competing
for who knows Nigeria and they go and he goes
to the University of Florida and this person's
you know competing for Cambodia and he goes to
the University of Stanford I don't know every
single one of the athletes trains I have a problem
with that right Well, I mean, they're not American.
Well, I don't know some some of them are American
citizens I mean, I just do I have a problem with
that Yeah, I think if you're gonna live here
in the United States, you're gonna celebrate
being a citizen in the United States You need
to represent I get it. I understand that as well
I understand that but you know at the same time,
you know You we've got like the the hockey the
NHL the National Hockey League which envelopes
Canada and Russia and you know I don't know if
there's one in Russia, but you don't mean they
during the Is there a Russian team? No, they're
just a bunch of Russian players. That's what
is the NHL Yeah, hold on you talking about Olympics
or you talking about both? So they also have
an all -star game or something like that. There
was one game that we have the four nations. Oh,
that's what it was Well, so that's the only one
I'm kind of like I don't really care about because
that's actually really fun You get a bunch of
talented guys and they just they work to NBA
is getting there as well because you're you're
starting to get more and more Europeans a ton
of Europeans in the other good the Europeans
are good I think it'd be kind of helpful for
the the community to have some of those events
going on because the NBA personally I don't like
watching anymore because it's too jaded with
politics and just ugliness and so I'm out but
Regarding the Olympics now I prefer if you're
gonna live here in United States to this and
I say you represent You know if you want to go
represent China go move back You know go live
over there. I would I would say that if you're
like a dual citizen, then I wouldn't have an
issue with you competing for either country.
But if you're an American citizen, and you're
not a citizen of any other country, even if you
have ties to that country, I think you should
compete for America. Well, yeah, respectfully,
I disagree with that as well. I think that if
you have dual citizenship and you live in the
United States, represent the United States. If
you're going to live there, then represent there.
People that have dual citizenship is because
usually you have two parents from different countries.
I get it. Yeah, but then how do you deal with
the people that live, that are not citizens,
but they live here, they come, you know, they
go to school here, they train here. It's not
a perfect world. It's not a perfect rule and
there's a bunch of scenarios that won't fit in
the box, but for me personally, my opinion is,
hey man, look, you live here, you represent.
If you're a citizen, you represent. That's where
I'm at. That's all right. And I'm not mad that
she's making tons of money because people make
tons of money. Hell, Charlie Sheen made millions
of dollars off of commercials that were not even
in the United States. I didn't even do that.
I watched part of the Netflix Charlie Sheen episode
one. Boring as fuck. It was I watched first when
I couldn't pick up the second one. I didn't watch
it Yeah, it was about his life and frankly it
made me a little bitter I'm kind of like, you
know You got you got people in the world that
are busting their ass to make intimate and there
and you got some punk kid And you have him who
basically slacked his entire life. Oh, yeah getting
millions and millions and millions Yes, I well,
I mean he got he did something to get his acting.
He'd get his dad Really his dad his dad is Martin
Sheen and so he did nothing right he just well
I mean that was totally I think to get your foot
in the door from from having a parent I mean,
it's it's fine, but you know it's just what he
took from it he I Watched the first one. I don't
think I'm gonna watch the other two. It's just
distasteful You know good for him, but you know
he beat the system, but fuck him. He's a piece
of shit He's got he's HIV positive. It's because
he's a piece of shit He's a womanizer. I think
he knows he is. He's a drug user. I don't think
he cares. The people that have worked with him
in the past don't really respect him. You know,
he's just a piece of shit. Yeah, there are some
things that he was funny. The Two and a Half
Men, I watched that. I was going to say, he had
some success. He was good in Platoon. Yeah, he
had some success with whatever he was in. And
the first Bueller was like one of, I think that
was one of his first movies, his big break. But,
you know, outside of that, dude, look, I don't
care. Don't care, and I'm happy. He's clean,
but you know what it and even Sean Penn Sean
Penn was on the movie for a short while Doing
he was doing some interviews. I mean, what's
up with that loser I mean, how did he get all
his money cuz he's sitting there smoking the
cigarette you could tell he's freaking y 'all
He still does drugs, you know, he's doing Jeff
Spicoli. I have no idea what else he's been in
He was just on him. Yeah, he was Jeff Spicoli
and Sean Penn spend gets a lot of his money from
directing All I hear is some tasty waves, cool
buzz, and I'm fine. Oh, did he direct a lot of
movies? Yeah, he's directed a bunch of B -movies,
but he's directed a bunch. Hell, he's directed
one last year. Well, he dated Madonna, didn't
he? He was married to her, I think. Yeah, Madonna
Marana. Doesn't that matter? No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't. Is he a famous son? Somebody
Sean Penn Sean Penn was the jackass that flew
over to Iraq to know that Saddam Hussein to tell
him what a piece of shit America is that he's
sorry Yeah, I get it. That's the whole you know,
America doesn't speak for me That's the whole
gene fond of he should have been shot when he
came back into the fucking United States as a
traitor Yeah, maybe not. I'm taking it a little
aggressive. I don't think he should have been
shot, but he should have been shamed, you know,
right I disagree buddy. He was back to the uh
the the olympics it doesn't make you well hold
on let me ask you a question it does make you
wonder how many people and if that could be singers
that can be actors that you know their parents
or their you know father mother got them into
the industry right how many other people would
be just as successful if they had that connection
i mean tons tons and tons and i think that industry
it's it's specific 99 percent of the time it's
probably who you know It's nepotistic. Oh, it's
gotta be. I mean, it's probably pretty rare that
you didn't know anybody and you did an audition
and you they were just like, wow, you're talented.
Well, I think in that first part of the Charlie
Sheen, there was one movie where he said that
he was just. During the filming, he was just
high and drunk and right shit like that, right
through the entire thing, right? Mean, yeah,
it was good at Major League. I just think it's
sad because I mean, but that's the way that industry
works, right? I mean and and you have all these
people going out to California trying to Their
dream following their dream, but and that's okay
I mean look I think it's great and there's some
people that go out there the successful they
make it Yeah, you know the the guys from it's
always sunny of Philadelphia, you know, you've
got well whoever they are, you know But I don't
remember all their names, but the show is fantastic
and they they struggled They were waiters and
you know, yeah, I get it and I'm not throwing
stones at them. I'm just throwing stones at the
pieces of shit. Yeah, I get it. That just took
advantage of the system and and they didn't give
back. You know, and am I being selfish because
I want them to give back? No, they took their
money. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It just
whatever. I love Danny DeVito, man. He's he stand
up. He's a lib, but I don't give a shit. Actually,
you know what the fantasy not fancy It's always
something in Philadelphia. He was giving Hillary
Clinton some shit It was kind of fun. Did you
see Hillary Clinton going against not against
but kind of arguing with that? European leader.
Yes regarding the Her liking or not liking Trump
Yeah, was it was that the one with the talking
about Trump? or was it talking about the illegal
immigration? I think he was talking about the
illegal immigration. Well, it might have been
more, yeah. I will give kudos to Hillary, and
it doesn't happen much. And even Trump said the
same thing. He was like, well, even because Trump
was talking about AOC and Gavin Newsom, and we'll
talk about AOC, the last name being Cortez, but
AOC and Gavin Newsom, and he was like, those
guys are imbeciles. Yeah, you know, at least
at least Hillary Clinton's not a complete idiot,
you know, and so he gave her props. But I mean,
Hillary Clinton, she came back and says, look,
man, we took it too far. I mean, we've got an
immigration issue. We're not handle it. We never
handle it. Rarely weren't vetted. I mean, she
she rattled off a few things with the border
should be controlled. But she was like, we don't
need there's got to be a better way to do it
more humanely. And I'm thinking, OK, that's fine.
Doesn't need to be humanely. I mean, I think
that that they what does that even mean? I mean
you either make the decision to go find these
people that are committing crime There's no content
on the the humanely part on what what exactly
are they doing? So when these ice folks are getting
these people to get out of the country the ones
that you're hearing stories about are the ones
that are the violent criminals, the bad guys.
Correct. You know, those are the guys that were
getting out. And frankly, you don't need to be
humanely when you're going after like you're
not going to be humane. If I go around and I
start shooting up a bunch of places, are they
going to be humane when they come and get me?
Well, there's a better way to do what they how
it was handled in Minnesota. And I blame the
governor and mayor up there because they directed
the police force not to help ice. Yeah. So the
way the way it's supposed to work is when they
When the police capture these folks, ICE goes
into the jail and pulls them out there. Yeah,
it's called a detainer. Yeah. They don't have
to go into somebody's house and, you know, go
down the street looking for these people and
hunt them down. They're in the jail and they're
just like that. Like it works in almost every
other state. Except these sanctuary cities. That's
the way it's supposed to work. And I think that's
the humane way to do it. Stop telling your police
not to work with ICE. let them go in there, take
the bad guys out and send them back. But compounded
with that, there are paid agitators. Correct.
That's the end of the day. There was a podcast
that I saw a portion of, and these guys were
on there talking about how they get paid. Oh,
I was in this city and I was getting paid $35
an hour, and I got to wear this decimeter. I'm
going to say decimeter, but I don't remember.
It measures Your volume level all the louder
you got the more you get well they they monitor
it to see Because yes, essentially if you're
gonna be an agitator then you're gonna get paid
more and if you're gonna get paid more then you
need to prove it and These guys are getting up
to a hundred bucks an hour, you know, especially
up in Minneapolis when When it's cold they say
what fuck is it? You know ten degrees outside,
right? You know it's like dude. I didn't get
paid literally wearing a device that records
the decibels Yeah to prove that they're yelling
and screaming. Yeah is just gross the whole system
is gross I mean, but why I mean the fact that
those people are being funded. I I don't we're
falling to the cycle of Every time we see something
that's bad, we recognize it, we call it out,
but nothing ever happens. Nothing ever happens.
You know, a year ago, and a couple weeks, there
were Zionists coming out of the bowels of New
York City. The grading came off and out poured
these Zionists. Do you remember them? Remember
I kind of remember that video. Yeah, yeah, whatever
whatever happened to you go down into the the
tunnels and they've got these makeshift mattresses
yes with baby Strollers and high chairs. I think
it was a a pass or passage underneath the ground
between two buildings is what it was, right?
It was but it was more than that. There was nefarious
things going on down there and they knew it out
of sight out of mind Yeah, and they just wanted
but the thing is is that No one addresses it
and the question is why why aren't we addressing
it? You know, and it's it's Bump. Well, there
you go. That's our producers pulling it up All
right, there must be something that You know
that wasn't a story, right? Well, that's also
I don't know if they buried it But like it just
it's also if we looked at New York, we may know
more about it. Yeah New York would have been
one thing but they were but they they immediately
filled it with concrete But but what they're
what they're saying is that there was nefarious
things going on done I'm not talking they were
like sacrificing people but there were sex going
on because these guys Believe that you can have
sex with a minor before because you can disrupt
their hymen and And it's okay because the hymen
can grow back And it's in the literature And
they're like, yeah, well that's true. It's in
there. It's not something we really do, but it
is in the literature and that's what's going
on. So is it argumentive? Am I telling the truth?
I don't know. That's what they're saying. Who
is they? The news. And this isn't a meme. This
is the news. Outside of that video that we watched,
I don't know anything more about it. So if I
remember correctly, the story about that is it
was a school. I mean, they were kids being, like
young men being trained. Right? And they found
a little corridor, a little secret tunnel where
they could peep, they were being like peeping
Toms on somebody else. And then when the elders
found that they were, that their students were
doing this, that's when the whole thing like
blew up, if I remember correctly. Yeah, that's
part of it. That's part of it. There was nothing
nefarious other than these young The young students
were there. There was stuff going on down there.
There was way more than that. Oh, OK. But that
was all that was put on regular, regular TV.
But there's more to it. And we never, ever see
it. You know, it says conspiracy theories, fact
check claims involving child trafficking or illicit
activity were found to be baseless. Viral images
of the stained mattress seen in videos were debunked
by fact checkers. I don't know who these fact
checkers are. I don't believe it. I don't believe
it either way. I don't believe even though it
says it up there. We all have seen where Google
has lied, you know, and so I believe it. I think
you period. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Well,
it's not really the spirit of thing, but the
point of that whole thing is that it was a conversation
and it just gets pushed to the side and we're
not going to talk about it anymore. You know,
the Ukraine and all the money. that it went out
to Ukraine. You know, we're not going to talk
about it anymore. Hell, 9 -11, you know, Donald
Runsfeld comes out the day before 9 -11, probably
two days. And he's like, oh, yeah, by the way,
we just misplaced a shitload of money. I don't
remember what it was, but it's billions of dollars.
We don't know what happened to it. It's been
misappropriated. And then all of a sudden, 9
-11 happened. Was that coincidence? I don't know.
Is it all based on APEC? Is it all based on,
you know, that the fact that who was it that
that owned the 9 -Eleven? Was it the put the
Potomac? God bless it. There's the port authorities,
I think something that's poor. They owned the
9 -Eleven, the Twin Towers. They owned them.
And then like weeks before it happened, weeks
before the the the plants that they were sold
and some new guy bought it. And, you know, they
had they had reports on the building that it
was infested Not invested, but it had a bunch
of the bestes in it and it needed. It was going
to cost billions of dollars to renovate to get
all that asbestos out. So. Then it falls down
into the middle of New York City. I don't know,
man. It's just I'm not buying into that. I don't
buy into any of that, but that's 100 percent
true. I don't buy into that. He hired some terrorists
to take down as well as 4000 people with plans.
Oh, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know that either. I think those were just terrorists
who came over to do some nefarious things and
they succeeded. Yeah. Well, that was not the
first time those towers were targeted. Right.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. So but I mean, it's
all true, though. Well, that may be true, but
I don't think that's a reason for why those that
happened is what I'm saying. Yeah. You'd be amazed.
Like when after a major event happens, you'd
be amazed at how many things that you find that
are irregular that could, you know, that could
feed into that. You know what I mean? There's,
in other words, right now there's buildings in
New York City or in Chicago or in LA or in any
any downtown area in the entire country that
has similar situations going on that if a plane
hit that building they suddenly would say that
stuff. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah, and
we may never know. Because, you know, we won't.
We absolutely won't. Yeah, because it's it's
either either way. We won't know because history
is always rewritten. We never, you know, they're
always going to believe what they want to believe.
Right. You know, it's held on. That's not what
I meant to say. What I meant to say is that the
ether out there and I use that word a lot because
I don't know what who or what that is, but there's
there's some divine plan out there and they've
got a they've got they've got all their ducks
in a row. And as George Carlin says, you know,
they're all part of the the big party and you're
not part of it, you know, or however he says
it. You guys remember when he said that George,
it's a big club and you. Yeah, it's a it's a
big club and you ain't in it. Right. So anyways,
I don't want to harp on that. That was, you know,
there's a bunch of stuff going on that we never
hear about. I mean, shit, we know we're not hearing
about Minneapolis right now. All we hear about
this poor woman that got kidnapped. This guy
they evidently frequents Walmart and that's where
he bought all his backpacks gloves and vest the
back They have his DNA now, right? No, well,
they said it well, they have DNA of that glove
are of a glove similar to what he was wearing
but okay, so they the the report came back that
the DNA did not show up on CODIS, which is the
central database of the FBI based on the lab
report, but yeah, so they don't know That's why
you don't donate DNA So you can do, you can hijack
people. So at this point, we really know nothing.
They know nothing. They're still at ground zero.
As far as we know. You know what frustrates me
is whenever I sit there and I watch the five,
they'll have 10, 15 minutes of them going, we
really don't know anything, but here we're going
to talk about for 15 minutes. I'm just like,
fuck. Because that's what people want to hear
about. I do not want to hear about that. Well,
I'm just saying most people are like, oh my God,
this is good. But now it's been three weeks.
Nobody gives a shit anymore. I hate to say it,
but it's not gonna end well. This is not gonna
end well. It's not that I don't care. And they
may not ever find these people. It's not that
I don't care. You could talk about it two, three
minutes. Don't talk about it for 15. Yeah, breaking
news, breaking news, and then there's no new
news. And it's like, come on. Oh, I just talked
to the sheriff. That's the breaking news. He
had nothing new to report. I saw one where they
were talking. He was like, yeah, there is typically
a car parked here, but that car is no longer
there. Oh, shit, you're kidding. It was a police
car. They're like, yeah, there's usually a police
car that sits here But the police car is now
no longer there And that they're grasping at
anything and they have nothing and they have
to at a certain point But there's also a little
drama between the FBI and the local authorities
there were oh, yeah, cuz the pressure is ramping
up They're like why I've got anything. It's funny
We watch all these shows where they're like they
have don't own this camera that camera that camera
that camera that camera and they have all this
amazing technology and They can't do shit for
this and they're throwing everything at it That's
Hollywood. I know exactly it just goes to show
that it goes to show that And now they've got
this low -flying helicopter with this a Bluetooth
scanner hoping to Get her pacemaker to ping on
the with or to get be detected on this little
Tracer well from what I gather it was a actual
helicopter a drone probably would have been smarter,
but They're probably just getting a bunch of
microwaves and 7 -Eleven's pinging off of it,
right? Yeah, kind of like when you had a radar
detector. You had a radar detector and every
time you went by a business that had the zip
zip doors, you would set it off. Yeah, kind of
like that. All right, Chuck, what say you on
your your your friend that never showed up? Oh,
Joseph. Yeah, so he had a he was he was in town
for work and he was going to show up. And then
he has a job lead that he wanted to go investigate.
So he, um, he, but he politely backed out and
said, uh, I need to work on my cover letter and
my, uh, you know, resume. And do you tell them
it was an $80 cancellation fee? Well, Paul jacked
that up. Well, yeah, that's the going rate. He
might build expense that at his new job. By the
way, I had to pay these guys because I had, I
ghosted him on the, on the shadow job. Well,
did he get his, did he get the job offer at LaBeer?
That's a nice lead then. That little Pandora's
Men's Club. How many of these places have you
frequented? I just googled it. Going back to
the fact that they don't have that technology,
doesn't it make you a little concerned that...
You know, we're always we're always thinking
that we're being protected by the NSA and the
CIA and they're Making sure that we're you know
gonna they're gonna stop any terrorist attack
before it ever start I do think a little nervous
that shit if they can't find This does monitor
a lot of the communications. I do believe that
yeah interesting Especially when you when you
when you use them certain words. Yeah. Well,
you know, right? You can't say the word bomb
on a plane. Really? I just dropped a bomb in
that toilet. Now somebody's gonna be listening
to this on a plane and we're gonna be in trouble.
And I said it all in one sentence. Exactly, yeah.
No, back to what Sean was talking about, it's
a big club and you're not in it. Also, they're
not here to protect anybody. You're on your own.
You need your own ways of protecting yourself.
Let's just be honest. They have certain capabilities
of disaster. The whole government in general
they're not here to protect imagine what living
up in the state of Washington when you have the
summer of love when you're in whatever the fuck
that thing is going on and your business is being
destroyed by these looters and there's no one
there to help you local police isn't helping
no and the Trump is being there they're not letting
him in there was a there was a senator sewer
that exploded in in Maryland, and the sewage
is flowing down into Virginia now, down the Potomac,
and they can't do a damn thing to stop it. Why?
Yeah, why? And apparently they found this on
a camera. Yeah. They found what? The poop? No,
they discovered that there was a massive leak
that was like 240 million tons of... Of sewage
more sewage than oil that came out of the Deepwater
horizon. Holy shit sewage from is this like raw
like a residential like poop? Yeah I get it,
but I mean collector main. Yeah, I mean, okay
That that's important because it's it concentrated
or is this like straight out of the poop chute
You know because there's a difference if it's
concentrated all right collecting going to the
treatment plant So is apparently three or four
towns around the airport of JFK the JFK airport?
that that was all going through, uh, you know,
a sewage pipe, I guess on the way to your, the
treatment plant and it burst and it's all been,
I don't know how long it's been flowing, but
smell this couple weeks. Are you kidding? What
they smell this 72 inch concrete sewer pipe.
Wow. Between 240 million and 300 million. That's
raw. That's a lot of stuff, you know, it's kind
of amazing if you think about it's a lot we're
so raw I mean raw could be me taking a shower.
Yeah, and it's great. It's not all shit. It's
not all that six feet Oh shit coming out of a
tube January 19th. Oh No, but think about well
think about you take you the diarrhea the puke
What they flushed down the toilet everything
you would think on that condom on January on
January 20th the The recipients at the end of
the tunnel would be like, hey, hey, Bob, we've
got like an 80 % decrease in poop here. What's
going on? Come on. Totally. They have stations
that measure it along the way because, you know.
But yes, everybody's on a diet. Well, that's
that's that's government. They're just probably
just sitting there picking their asshole or they
kept it quiet because they're like, oh my God,
we don't have any way to to actually contain
this. So what do you want to do? And then they
talk about it for weeks going, I don't know what
we're going to do. This is a a huge catastrophe.
I mean, the insurance companies are going to
go ballistic on this. There is a there is some
mitigation company out there that is going to
be wealthy I mean I know generation wealth like
Trump went off and he of course is blaming the
Democrat governor of I guess I'm assuming Maryland
I don't think it's fair to do that I mean that's
but you know Trump that's the way he works he's
gonna he's gonna capitalize on it's not just
Trump it's all about political dogging that you
can do I do think that there needs to be some
responsibility on somebody did not do their job.
Who knew what and when? Yeah. I mean, if you
knew it that day and it went on for this long,
you know, that's true. Like, that's true. If
they knew it, you know, somebody had to, there
had to have been meters. I'd be like, ding, ding,
ding, ding. Again. That's the point is that someone's
got to be on the other end going, yeah, something's
not right. So we got to go check this out. I
mean, that just makes sense. And someone would
see this. I would think six feet of shit flying
out into the river or is it under or is it underneath?
where they couldn't see it, maybe? Imagine the
dude, I'm imagining this guy that wears like
this big rubber outfit, right? And he's standing
there at the end of this pipe that goes into
the water treatment. Oh, I thought you were in
your bedroom. No, no, no. He's standing in the
water treatment and he's just like, every day
he just kind of stuff that kind of falls out.
He's pushing it back in and then suddenly nothing.
Nothing's coming through the pipe anymore. He's
kind of standing there and it's like puts his
finger on the hole in his rubber outfit He's
like, whoa, that's cool. Nobody's pooping. No
one's pooping today, right? I mean seriously,
he would immediately so is this pipe? He would
love one really tell his boss. Is this pipe above
or below water? I don't know because you would
think I'd be below because their ships are in
and boats going up and down. It's designed to
flow. So there needs to be, I don't know what
the degree, Chuck probably would know more than
I. I'm thinking of four degrees, 10 degrees,
four degrees, right? Here we go. A flow on the
pipe. On the far right. See the picture right
there? Yeah. Is that a, uh, the DC water? That's
it. Okay. So it is. See what I mean? That's why
you didn't hear anything about it. It's going
to take 10 months to repair this thing. They
kept it quiet. Yeah. Well, non -disposable wipes
cause another sewage spill in the Potomac. Whoa,
that's not me. Someone had to have smelled that.
And if you're fishing in that and you didn't
know and you're eating that fish. Oh, yeah. That's
a problem. Well, if you're washing your clothes.
Well, it's a difference between like bear shit
and human shit. Still shit. 400 million gallons.
Yeah, and all those families that were collecting,
you know, water. And they were brushing their
teeth in it and they were bathing in it. And
oh, wait, that's just Indonesia. Yeah, yeah,
no shit. Well, I don't know, man. Someone someone
knew something and didn't do. I just get this
bad. This is so bad. Yeah, we'll have to figure
out what they're going to do, but I know somewhere
someone is is going to reap the benefits of this
because this is this is category three plus.
when it comes to getting side of stuff. Even
if you're like a fisherman, like, like, hey,
let's go fishing. I go get my little little boat.
We're going out there and you're just like, God,
this water, what the hell's going on? That's
frankly what they really need to do. They just
they just need to dump a shitload of carp in
there and the car. The carp will take. You know
what? Nature is probably going to take care of
itself. This is all for the most part. Just like
the BP spill. You know what happened? Well, this
is a massive plume of natural Oil -eating bacteria
or whatever they were They take time But it all
I would think the majority of this is is organic
Yes outside of the you know the shampoos the
soaps and all that shit that you drugs in the
drugs Just talked about it. Yeah, everybody's
flushing. They're like extra drugs down the I
mean they do but are they really that much though?
Oh, yes, everybody does. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah,
it impacts the water All right All right, let's
talk about the Milam Green. Is this the port?
No. Do you remember when you got this? Oh, is
this the one that she got for us? Yeah, she gave
this to you. You met her personally. I did. Hey,
Marcia, what's up? Marcia, Marcia. I miss you.
I miss you. I miss you. No, I saw Miss Marcia
Milam out in, I think I was like in Amarillo.
It was like six years ago. Yeah, it was a long
time ago. Let me put on my readers here. So the
my limit green when facing down a great bear
don't play dead or Try to outrun it rather make
light of the situation Keep eye contact and poor
drink for two straight rye whiskey finished a
port wine cast rye whiskey So straight rye whiskey
finished import wine casks. So M &G, I'm not
sure if the company has changed a little bit.
Is it still Milam Green? As far as I know, yeah.
It used to be just Milam. Right. No, is that
what it was? Yeah. We have one of those bottles
out there. No, it was just Milam. So I want to
give a shout out to Marsha and I'm going to have
to send her a clip of this or something because
we would love for her to come on. She said she
would be interested, but frankly, the first link
I sent to her, that was what? Six years ago.
And let's be honest. We're all barn especially
you Jeff. He was just bar guard. Yeah, just let's
not be burping and farting a hundred percent
you You know, thank God we didn't have cameras
because you used to like frolic around here and
your luck thong I didn't understand that countless
chaps. I tell a captor all the time. It was uncomfortable
alright, so the Milan Green forecast finished
straight one I It's not hitting me like I want
to And I frankly I haven't really taken a big
pour. It's very sweet. It's subtle Yes, it's
it's extremely easy to drink and I think that
might be the problem. Yeah for a rye I mean,
it's it's real soft, right and I think that's
their market right is Something that's a little
bit less heavy -hitting than the rise that we've
been drinking the last few weeks That's right.
We've been on a rye roll. We have them so so
quick question. I know this is sourced Distill
it. Are they distilling their own stuff? No,
that's a good question and GP I think love for
Marches tell us that I believe this is what says
from undisclosed in Indiana It could be French
lick. It could be a GP whatever so somewhere
up there. I gotta tell you there, you know, we
Would talk down on the MGP stuff doesn't roll
with them. Yeah, and now I'm kind of like I think
MTP is kind of nice Oh look, Julie's bringing
us, what are those dates? Oh, it's dad's root
beer candies. I like that stuff. I grew up with
that stuff. Very nice. Well, thank you. I bet
this is going to go with the rye. Hold on. This
is 94. A little sarsaparilla rye. This is a sarsaparilla.
What does it say there? No, let's get back here.
They do their own distilling, but they also outsource
stuff, and sometimes they blend it together.
Oh, that's right. You did buy the blend, whatever
they call it, right? They blended it from Texas.
Yeah, they blended the Texas and the source,
whether it's Kentucky or Indiana. So ninety four
proof, forty seven APV, Texas finished spirit
known for complex profile of dark fruits, baking
spices and caramel. It features a ruby color
with next with notes of a black current cherry
plum and balanced with rice, spice, oak and creamy
lingering finish. What do you guys what do you
guys taste? What kind of notes here? I like this.
This is for it's very easy to drink. And. It's
got some good flavor for ninety four proof, I
think. It's actually got a pretty good flavor.
It does. You know, I was taking small sips of
it and I wasn't that impressed because I was
just pulling up sweetness, which is not on. Look,
100 % good for just pulling up the sweetness.
So that wasn't a negative thing. But when I take
some of these bigger poles, oh man, it's full
bodied. Yeah. You know. Yeah. For 94 proof, there's
some good stuff there. We've had some 90 94 proof
where it's like we say it tastes like just drinking
tea, right? It's not like that. There's an actual
punch to it some spiciness from the rye. Yeah,
there is that's got a little punch on the end
It's got some sort of white pepper lingering
at the end. I think so. Yeah, I'm digging that
What did the pork casts do? What do they what
did the pork casks introduced to the flavor?
pork Like a like a sea Like a very ocean the
the experience and insight that Jeff brings it
says it really It's really impressive. That was
some good insight. Yeah, you're really listeners.
You're really getting a treat here. Deep thoughts
by Jeff. I think it brings port. It's not far
off. All right. There you go. It says it brings
what a prominent plump dark raisin note. It's
going to be a plump dark raisin. Well, you know,
plump. Is that not quite a raisin, but not quite
a grape? It's right in the middle. It doesn't
say plum. It says plump, plump, plump. You see,
what's weird is I get a skinny dark raisin, but
not a plump dark raisin as a note. Well, I mean,
the wine, right? Plump is great. Plump is great.
Raisin is great. I think they're just trying
to use fancy descriptive words. Yes. They could
have just said prominent dark raisin note, but
plump makes it sound like juicy and spills all
over you. Sensuous. Sensuous, yes. It's a five
-year. Flumptuous dark raisin note. M &G Marlon
Graham I give this look I would kick this out
of bed and this would be one I would want to
replace yeah I picked us up again and I think
back then five six years ago whenever miss Marsha
mom brought this to our attention and gifted
this to me I gotta tell you I was so excited
and I never really got a response after that
one. And it was kind of like it wasn't necessarily
a middle finger, but it was kind of like, yeah,
I get approached all the time with these podcasts
and you guys. You know what? Look, this is the
second time we've talked about this. Marsha,
let's bring it. Let's get you down here or get
your distiller. We got room. We got room for
two or three people. We can chat. Let's do it.
Anyways, what do you guys want to rate this?
I'm probably a six eight on this. That's great.
That's mobile. For 94 proof for 94 proof because
I'm trying to think of some other rise we've
had This falls in there for that proof range.
It's good. Yeah, but solid Paul. What say you
I? I'm gonna go six three six three. Yeah Yeah,
it wasn't bad. It just wasn't great for me. Oh,
yeah, so I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a six nine.
Okay, six nine. Now the question is again Is
this something we replace? How much is a bottle
of this 52 is what the MSRP was right compare
this to some of the other rise out there like
Pikesville and What's your old scalp? Yeah old
scout is solid. There's this Pikesville. Those
are way hotter though This is but in the 94 proof
range. That's true. You know, I would be a real
poster was a hunter proof Yep, and you guys gave
it in the fives The hunter proof. Yeah. Well,
we've got an old Forrester if you guys are listening
pay attention We've got old Forrester popping
up on the next podcast not the next one But the
the next week's one where you know, we've got
a Ryan there you go Super sexy. So the question
is if we're gonna are you asking if we would
replace it for the podcast like yes Or would
we have it in our own collection? Well, both,
you know, would you replace those? Here's my
response to help to push this thing along. So
the answer is no, I would not buy this 94 proof
bottle of Milam Green. What I would do is I would
like to spend a little bit more money and get
the more deluxe, higher proof version of the
rye and just go balls out because that's the
way we are. We love the dudes like that stuff.
That's us. And we should get something that represents
us. This is a great introduction. I'm very thankful
I've got it, and I'm hoping Marsha spreads the
gospel and comes on up here. Do they have a cast
strength rye? Yeah, I think they do. It's like
83 bucks, 82 bucks. All right, nice. Cask strength.
It's strange. We'll have to look for it. I'm
strangely excited that I work tomorrow. But I'm
so excited that I don't have to go anywhere.
I can actually work from home and get shit done.
It's crazy just because I've been running. Running
and gunning. I don't have that luxury. I have
to go in every day. So do I. It's not so much
going in every day. My job is kind of split.
80 % of it is mostly sitting at a desk doing
stuff. The other 20 % is investigating stuff,
going out. Yeah, you have a nice balance where
you can get to do different things and you don't
get burned out doing the exact same thing. This
past week, it's been the opposite. I've been
out in the field for an extended period, and
I don't have time to get stuff done. And if I
don't have to get stuff done, I have to stay
up late and do it. It's very frustrating. Right.
Anyways, that's the shit that dudes like us go
through. Chuck! How you doing? Yo. Thank you,
Chuck, for staying on top of shit. It's February
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