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This second half might be interesting because

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I feel like I've been over -served. Hell yeah.

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We can blame Chuck for that one. We did the pre

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-pre. He's like, you guys want a pre? Little

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do we know it's 137 proof. Little did you know.

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He tells us after the fact. 137 .4. Sorry. Well,

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you're not supposed to say anything about it

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yet. This is the... We're not really working,

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but we have to work, but we're working from home

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because we're snow days. Yes. And you're not

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working at all. I'm sleeping in. Dude, this is

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a recipe for disaster. And you've got a drive

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home, don't you? I can be— You four -wheeling

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it? I have a Bronco, bitch. The Bronco can do

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anything, even on solid ice. All right, let's

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do this. Second half. Second half of the Dudes

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Like Us podcast. Whoa. That was a good flavor.

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Was that a slur? Was that a slur? We haven't

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seen that from him in a long time. Welcome back,

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Jeff. Well, here's the thing. We like slurring,

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Jeff. No, I was slurring. I thought I slurred

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for a second. Oh, you did. The first half, we

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only had, there was not even 90 proof. Granted,

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we drank half a cup of it. It was very tasty

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as hell. Anyway, it's January 27th. It's the

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second half of the Dudes Like Us podcast. We're

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dialed in, guys. We've got Chuck as our producer

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up here. We've got a jam -packed show ready to

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rock and roll. And furthermore, we've got TikTok.

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Check us out on Dudes Like Us. I don't know the

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specific call name for it, but just look up Dudes

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Like Us podcast. Actually, it's Dudes Like Us

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pod is what it is on TikTok. Check us out on

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the Dudes Like Us podcast for the YouTube. YouTube

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is big, man. Dude, I have avid listeners that

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did not know that we have videos on YouTube now.

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They're like, what? And they went and checked

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it out and they're like, dude, it's working.

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I was like, damn right it's working. Hell yeah,

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it's working. Hell yeah. Bitch. Bitch. Smack

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that YouTube. I didn't call him a bitch because

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I love the guy. Instagram and Facebook. Check

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out dudeslikeus -podcast. We also have dudeslikeus

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-woodcraft if you want those awesome doohickey

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things that we make. Yeah, I say we frame tomorrow.

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In the 20s. Well, I work tomorrow. What is tomorrow?

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As long as you're outside. Today's Wednesday.

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I think, right? Yeah, today's Tuesday. Do it

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like real men outside on the driveway. Screw

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that. I have no desire. Nude. Nude framing. With

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saws. Power tools. And your junk is hanging there?

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Oh, dude, no. I've got enough problems in Jeff's

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garage. That's all going to be like. Junk jammed

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up from some sort of planer thrown. Everything's

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going to be dangling. It's going to get wrapped

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around like something. Oh, dude, we're totally

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putting something. You wish that your junk could

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get caught in the table saw. Are you kidding

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me? Like, I was like running wood into the planer

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and it shot back out of me. It did. Right into

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the nut. 150 miles per hour. Into your junk?

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It was. I thought it severed my penis. You're

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like, God, let's do some work. It didn't hit

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my nutsack. It hit my dick. And I swear to God,

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I thought it got severed. Aren't you glad that

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the dick doesn't have the same nerve endings

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as the balls do? Did it swell? Imagine if it

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had hit the balls, like directly on the balls.

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Honestly, the region was affected, which includes

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the balls. It took a little bit. It took like

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10, 15 seconds. Oh, it was funny. And then it

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started caking in. He just stepped back and just

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went. He got silent. So he didn't. So that's

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the deal. Hold on. So you didn't grab and fall?

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No, he just stood there. You didn't crumple?

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Like, what the hell just happened? You took it

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like a man. I needed to be prepared to make sure

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that, do I need to pick my dick up off the floor?

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Walk me through what shot at you? Well, I have

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a planer downstairs that I was making. I actually

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have the cutting board. I was doing edge grain.

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It's ash, right? No, it's maple. It's maple.

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It's very hard wood. Yeah, you don't fuck with

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maple. Yeah, but end cuts. End grain, I made

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it from scratch, so I cut it up, all the shit,

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and I glued it, so I needed to plane it. Turned

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out really great. And Sean, yeah, I'll show it

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to you downstairs. Yeah. And Sean was over, and

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I was like, hey, I need to plane this real quick.

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So he was like, all right. So I got my planer

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out. We started feeding it through, and one time

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it went through, and it went, and it went. Nope.

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I don't want to go through. Hold on, hold on.

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What happened? Every time you run it through

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a planter, you bring it. It grabs it. It grabs

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it. Well, it does grab it. It's got this rubber

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feeder, and it pulls it in, and then it scoops

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off a 16th of an inch, maybe a 32nd. It's the

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coolest thing ever, by the way. It looks like

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shit, and then suddenly it. trims off that thin

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layer and it looks amazing. It just dimensions

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it and then once it gets dimensioned to the preferred

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size then you take it out. But we were bringing

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it down but the problem can be on certain woods

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that are harder like the hard maple and the end

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grain is that when you take off too big of a

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bite it has a negative effect on the blades that

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are trying to cut it down. The blades are kind

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of like, hey, it's a little draw. You can't get

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that through there. You got to bring it. So we

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used to take off a 30 second. You need to drop

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it down to like a 64th or something. It doesn't

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matter. We grabbed too much. I put the board

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in there. That motherfucker shot back at me with

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a vengeance. Oh, it was bad. It was so fast.

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Yeah, it was instant, instant, instant. It went

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in and Julie was standing there. She was behind

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you. Yeah. And she was like. And went, bam! And

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I was just like, and you went, ooh! Oh, my whole

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body did a systems check. That's why Jeff was

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talking about the no look on my face is because

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my whole body was just like, okay, checking.

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Is there any blood on the floor? Okay, check.

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No good. For the record, if you weren't aroused

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while doing planing, it would have helped you.

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Well, dudes like us, I'm Sean. Severed the nutsack.

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I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. Yeah. Welcome to Dudes

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Like Us podcast, guys. A strong second half.

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You know what? That happens, though. I mean,

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I love woodcrafting. I love working all the machines,

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and we weren't drunk or anything. I don't think

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we had a beer. No, just stupid. Shit happens.

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No, I mean, it's not that. No, it was working.

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Boom, boom, boom. I think we just made an adjustment.

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I think it just grabbed a great boom. People

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are like, do I really want to spend an extra

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$100 on a tool, regardless of what it is? My

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answer to that is yes, because every specific

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tool, you can go to. Are you saying a more expensive

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planer would keep it from smashing into your

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ball? 100%. No, I don't think 100%. It still

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could happen. 99 .9. But what I'm getting at

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is that if you go to like Harbor Freight and

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you buy specific tools, those things work. I've

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had a Harbor Freight tool that works for fucking

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ever, and it works like a champ. I could take

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that thing and throw it in the bucket in the

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back of my truck, and it would sit there without

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a lid on it. It would rain, snow, and everything.

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The thing would get wet. I'd take it out, and

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it worked every single time. It was loud, but

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it worked every single time. But when it comes

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to certain tools, like a planer that is dependent

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on its torque, And the amount of power it has,

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sometimes, man, it's just better off. Go for

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the higher end. Those blades are spinning fast.

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Yep, yep, yep. And we probably didn't even swap

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out those blades. They're probably the factory

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blades that came with it. Well, thankfully, you

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produced the four kids that you wanted. I already

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had them, so I don't care. He did one of a sect,

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but he got one that day. Boom. Let it happen.

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Bring it in. Boom. It's not the balls. My balls

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are fine. It's the shaft. It's my shaft. That's

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not being used. No one's using that thing. I

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don't pee anymore. I spritz. It's like a spritz

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that comes out. The boar came like this and went...

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It's like a soaker hose now. It's like a soaker

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hose that just kind of dribbles out the sides.

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I'm telling you, man, it made me rethink life

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for about 10 seconds. Everyone was looking at

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me. We all recognized what happened. There's

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a moment you're gathering all your faculties.

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Did you guys hug? What just happened? Did you

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hug and say, I love you, man? I love you. The

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machine was still going. It was still spinning.

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I had to turn around and flip it off. He's just

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like. All right. Let's move on. Be honest. My

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penis shaft was black and blue. Does it work

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like that? Oh, you're such a liar. Why would

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I lie about that? Are you being for real? Are

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you kidding me? That thing took... It was like

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a truck that hit me. It came out bad. I can say

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with absolute certainty I've never had a penis

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bruise. You could break your dick. You know that.

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Well, thank you, Jeff. You could break your dick.

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No, in fact, I know... You can break it. I have

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a friend that... He had a younger woman and...

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She was bouncing on top of it, and it landed

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wrong. It broke it. He had to go to the hospital.

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You have to get surgery. That's how it happens.

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What do they do in that situation? Do they put

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a little rod in there? I don't know. There's

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Dr. Nicole Bush, who is a specialist on this.

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Yeah, imagine that. Actually, that was her old

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name. It's probably different now. Was it Westheimer?

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Wasn't Peter North? Her name. Hello, Dr. Bush.

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Yeah, well, I think her original name was Nicole

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Corbin. I think that's her name. And then she

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got married to a guy named Bush, and she worked

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in a... Old Harry. Old Harry. Harry Bush. Shut

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up. I swear to God. You are spunking us right

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now. No, Nicole Corbin was a Dallas Cowboy cheeler.

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On top of that, she was a Dallas Cowboy cheeler,

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and she cheered with Tara in the same class.

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No shit. It wasn't Harry, it was Seymour. She

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became a doctor, and I forget what that, what

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is it? Urologist? Urology, it was a very specialized

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one that really dealt with. Bent penises. Yeah.

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There's a thing that corrects it. Like a broken

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penis? Yeah. I think it envelops or includes

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the broken penises, but there are some guys out

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there that when they get erect, there's stuff

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like, you know. Well, it's actually a disease.

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It goes left or right. Yeah, there's actually

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a disease that will bend your dick. You have

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to have surgery to fix that. Well, I'm not too

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familiar with all that. Is it like a, you know,

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like when they put like a. Look up bent penis

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disease. No, don't put that on your face. No,

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it's a real thing. Please don't. Do you have

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to wear like a brace? Well, hell, they made a

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city out of it in Oklahoma. It's called Bent

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Bro, right? Broken Bow. Broken Bow. There it

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is. Oh, my God. Do we need to be looking at this?

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Peroni. Peroni. That's Peroni's disease. Peroni's

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disease, huh? Sounds like a drink. Peroni. Good

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Lord. Sounds like a guy. Can you make me a Peroni?

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Can you imagine the poor guy that goes in there

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and he's kind of like, hey, you're rubbing my

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side. What's going on here? It's nice to meet

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you, Mr. Peroni. What seems to be the problem?

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Well, I've got a bent dick. When I have a boner,

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it comes out the top. Instead of reverse cowboy,

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she sits side saddle. It doesn't make it work.

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We're going to call this disease after you, sir.

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Yeah, you have to have surgery to fix that. For

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Peroni's disease, take Xylantra once a day. And

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he's dancing around. I think they unsheathe it.

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Wow. So this is the second half. Should we start

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over? This went wheels off very quickly. The

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penis may appear shorter, narrow, or have a dented

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appearance. Dented? I think yours is dented now.

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It was dented. Like hail damage? I think the

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bruising of it caused the dentation to kind of

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bump out a little bit. Oh, shit. And it's all

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calloused. Tara loves it. It's ribbed. You're

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like, wow, it's all swollen. That big rib right

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in the middle. Yeah, it's got a ring. It's ribbed

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and swollen. You need to get injured more often.

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She's like, I love that injury. Oh, God. All

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right. Enough. Enough. We must move on. Let's

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talk about the Melania movie. It's a ship that

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made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

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What? Millennium? Oh, you go from bed penis to

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Melania. What the hell just happened, man? What

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are you trying to say? I was doing a, what do

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we call it? A shanway. You know what? And that's

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fine, too. No, you have to go ring, ring. We

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called it ring. That was awful, by the way. I

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put that on YouTube. Did you? Ring, ring. And

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you're like, I said, what are you doing right

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now? And you went. Oh, it's a Sean way. It's

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a Sean Segway. So I don't know. I saw the preview

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for it. Melania. What's the story behind this

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Melania movie? I actually saw a preview for it

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today. It's a story of her life. It's a story

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of her becoming the first lady, but it's in the

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theaters, and I told you, I was like, I'll watch

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that, but I'm not going to pay to go watch that.

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No. But it's at the theaters. Hold on. Hold on.

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Why is this not on? Why are you like that? It

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has no desire to watch that. Like, I wouldn't

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go see a documentary in the theater either. Is

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it like two hours long? I have no idea. I mean,

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why is it? This is going to sound shitty, but

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why is it deserving to be in a movie theater?

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I don't know. You know what? Here's my fix on

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this. I agree with you there. Vanity Fair. She

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is so mistreated. Absolutely. She, in my opinion,

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she deserves it. She's awesome. She's awesome.

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In fact, it really irritates me when some of

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these local nighttime show hosts, Jimmy... Jimmy

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Kimball. He's all making fun of her accent. I

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was like, dude, what the fuck? She speaks like

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six languages. Here's what's interesting about

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this. I don't know the whole story behind it,

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but the person who's the director did the Rush

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Hour series. With Jackie Chan? Yeah. And Chris

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something? He took a hiatus from filming anything,

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but he's the director of this movie. Brett Ratner,

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yes. American film director and producer, director

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of the Rush Hour. He did X -Men. Red Dragon.

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Yeah, he did X -Men as well. So he's like the

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real deal. The Last Stand Tower Heist. No, it

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looks like it's well done. So here's what's interesting.

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Is he going to be - Blacklisted probably, yes.

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Exactly. Like Carrie Underwood's being blacklisted

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for singing at his inauguration? Like there's

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some celebrities that you won't even look at

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her. You know what? I don't care. And all that

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shit's going to fall apart in three years when

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he's out of the office and nobody just gives

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a fuck anymore. It's what's happening right now.

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And I'm so sick and I don't really want to dive

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into all this politics stuff. I don't either.

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But you know what? I want to touch base on this

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just a little bit because all this stuff going

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on in Minnesota is just... It's just buzz. It's

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something to consume the airwaves. It is. And

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it's disgusting. It is all -consuming. And frankly,

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it's a little frustrating to have some of our

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news outlets like Fox News that's just, not just

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Fox News, but they're all talking about it and

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there's nothing to talk about. To be fair, it's

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a big deal. Like what's happening in Minnesota

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is a big deal from like the riots and stuff.

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But it was a big deal back when they had the

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thing out there in the Northwest. out in Washington

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state where they have the summer of love. I mean,

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it was a big deal back then. Jazz and chop. But

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you know, it's just like, it is bullshit. And

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I think, and I swear to God, it pisses me off.

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And it really irritated me the last podcast when

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we started talking about this was that I want

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consequences. You know, we have the technology

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to find out every single. piece of poop that's

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out there doing bad things. And you know what?

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They have a bunch of stuff that's laying out

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there in the open with those boxes of whistles

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and face masks. And they're all pre -printed,

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premeditated. Sean, they have a whole signal

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chat with everybody's name in it. Yes. So, by

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the way, after that signal chat thing got...

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So, do you guys know what we're talking about?

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So, there was a journalist that infiltrated...

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SignalChat. I don't even know what SignalChat

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is. It's basically like Instagram or something

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like that. It's one of those super private ones,

00:16:11.620 --> 00:16:15.259
supposedly, right? Can't hack it. Everything's

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deleted, encrypted. That's what Hexeth got busted

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on. Yes. Everything is hackable. Yeah. A journalist

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got in there, infiltrated, and started taking

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screenshots of it because you can't download

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any of it, but you can take screenshots. And

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so people are being exposed. And yes, it is exposing

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the underbelly of the people who are paid. And

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they're organized, and they have alerts, and

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they're supposed to be here, bring this. They're

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tracking license plates of federal agents and

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other people that are on the side of ICE. It's

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totally ugly. And they're basically saying, I

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found that license plate here at the coffee shop.

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Come descend upon them. Get your whistles out.

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Let's get the protest together. They're not even

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doing anything. They're just getting a cup of

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coffee. Right? Right. Unbelievable. And they're

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coming to that. They're at the hotel. And being

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paid to do this. They're tracking license plates

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somehow. Okay. So it's a very ugly situation.

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And I think that's going to play out. And people

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aren't going to stand for this. But hey, let's

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go back. Let's go back to Melania. Melania. Melania?

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Melania? It's Melania. It's Melania. That's what

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I just said. Anyway, so I love that they're honoring

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her like this. I do too. I love it. I think it's

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great. I love it. And I hope it... I'm with you,

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Jeff. I'm not... I don't want to go to the movie

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theater. Yeah, it's that. I don't feel like being

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inconvenienced by going to the movie theater.

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Now, if they had something I would pay for it

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on the internet, hey, man, just give us $5, $10.

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Oh, I'd pay that. That's what I mean. I'll watch

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it at home. I have no desire to go to the theater

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to go see this. No, I wouldn't do that either.

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Anyway, hour and 45 minutes. No, it's hour four.

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No, I'm sorry. It's an hour and a half. 104 minutes.

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Hour and 45 minutes -ish. Yeah, that's a lot

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of math. How do we do that? How do we deal with

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that math? It's an hour and 44 minutes. Oh, thank

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you, Mathlete. Anyway, so I'm glad they're doing

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that. I'm really glad they're doing that. $40

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million budget. Do you see that? What the hell

00:18:06.730 --> 00:18:10.549
is $40 million on? That's just marketing. Is

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that marketing budget or the movie budget? Marketing

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budget is reported to be $35 million. I've seen

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the commercial once. Yeah. I saw it on the NFL.

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It looked interesting. That's what I said. I

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told you. I was like, I'll watch this. I'm going

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to watch it too. I'm actually going to make an

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effort to watch it as soon as it becomes non

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-theater release. Why don't we make a Dudes Like

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Us event and go out there and watch it? We could

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live stream it. And get arrested. We'll have

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to do a live stream and aim it at the video.

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We're not doing anti -ice here, Jeff. I'm going

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to bring my whistle. To the whole movie? I bet

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there will be people doing that. Protesting?

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She's the most harmless person thrown into politics.

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I will bring my fart spray. She's married to

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the evil one. Isn't it awful? It's awful that

00:19:03.490 --> 00:19:08.470
she's subjected to this. I mean, Trump, he's

00:19:08.470 --> 00:19:10.549
going to get what he gets because he's abrasive

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and he will be in your face. So I get that response.

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Not her. Not her. Not fair. Because I've never

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heard her say anything derogatory ever. She's

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beautiful. And she cares about children. And

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she has rescued, she's gotten children, Ukrainian

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children that got abducted and pulled into Russia,

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worked out a deal with Putin to have them returned.

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I mean, come on. She's, okay, whatever. I don't

00:19:37.180 --> 00:19:40.099
get it. I do get it. I get the fact that. It's

00:19:40.099 --> 00:19:42.930
the pettiness. It's petty. Yeah. It's so petty.

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It's so petty. And the fact that they haven't

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allowed her to be on any of these magazines,

00:19:47.690 --> 00:19:52.950
it's just like, it's disgusting. But it's more

00:19:52.950 --> 00:19:56.130
than that. It's hurtful to the other half of

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the United States. And it also tells you who's

00:19:58.109 --> 00:20:00.450
in charge. Correct. You know, it tells you who

00:20:00.450 --> 00:20:05.869
the media and who's, it's. Crazy. Magazines are

00:20:05.869 --> 00:20:07.869
probably going to be perishing anyways. Who's

00:20:07.869 --> 00:20:09.069
buying that shit anyways? They've been dying

00:20:09.069 --> 00:20:12.170
for a long time. It reminds me. I've been getting

00:20:12.170 --> 00:20:19.650
my dad's Playboy magazine. Yeah, Playboy. Tent

00:20:19.650 --> 00:20:22.730
Out is way better. It's a hunting. Hustler is

00:20:22.730 --> 00:20:24.690
way better. It's a hunting magazine. It's not

00:20:24.690 --> 00:20:26.970
Cherry. Oh, a nude hunting magazine. It was a

00:20:26.970 --> 00:20:29.950
nude hunting magazine. And the last one I got

00:20:29.950 --> 00:20:34.180
says on the cover, We're transitioning to online

00:20:34.180 --> 00:20:37.660
only. Really? So, look, inside you'll have your

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code to be able to get to your online copies.

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Go to the centerfold. Well, they're trying to

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cut costs every possible way they can. Well,

00:20:46.160 --> 00:20:49.299
there's a lot of money involved in going to make

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these magazines, to make comics, to make newspapers.

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I'm surprised that these newspaper companies

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are still a business. Well, the Washington Post

00:20:55.960 --> 00:20:58.359
is going to lay off half their staff. Yeah. Half.

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You know, yes. And I'm also thinking. how long

00:21:02.720 --> 00:21:05.400
did my dad get a membership? He'll be dead for

00:21:05.400 --> 00:21:07.819
two years in May. And I'm still getting the magazine.

00:21:08.059 --> 00:21:11.859
And who's paying for that? No one. No one's paying

00:21:11.859 --> 00:21:15.160
for it unless he paid for it in perpetuity. Maybe

00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:17.319
he bought a lifetime subscription. I don't know.

00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:22.420
I have a lifetime subscription to Hustler. I

00:21:22.420 --> 00:21:24.380
don't even know if that still exists. Hustler

00:21:24.380 --> 00:21:28.980
is such a... No, he's classy now. Who was the

00:21:28.980 --> 00:21:31.440
guy that owned that? Larry Flint. Larry Flint.

00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:35.519
There was a movie about him. Yes. That was actually

00:21:35.519 --> 00:21:37.180
really good. Woody Harrelson. Yeah, he was good.

00:21:37.339 --> 00:21:41.160
And who was Kurt Cobain's wife? Courtney Love.

00:21:41.299 --> 00:21:43.900
Courtney Love was in it. Yeah. Oh, that's right.

00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:47.759
Yeah. That was a while ago. Yeah, he had a lot

00:21:47.759 --> 00:21:51.640
to do with Cincinnati, to believe it or not,

00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:54.180
because I remember growing up, that whole court

00:21:54.180 --> 00:21:57.970
case. of Larry Flint versus USA, I think it was.

00:21:58.009 --> 00:22:00.829
That happened in Cincinnati, I think. Yeah, yeah,

00:22:00.849 --> 00:22:04.690
yeah. Because I also remember there was a time

00:22:04.690 --> 00:22:10.470
that he sent out a magazine. It was a thin magazine

00:22:10.470 --> 00:22:15.349
of... It was called Highlights. No, it was not

00:22:15.349 --> 00:22:18.809
porn. And my mom was pissed. I think you got

00:22:18.809 --> 00:22:21.250
it, didn't you? That I got a hold of this because

00:22:21.250 --> 00:22:22.490
I got the mail first. I was like, well, what

00:22:22.490 --> 00:22:25.119
is this? And it was a book. full of pictures

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showing... Ding -dongs? War. Men blown up in

00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:34.339
war. Oh, God. So it was... Like graphic? 100%.

00:22:34.339 --> 00:22:36.579
And it was 100 % real pictures. It was like war

00:22:36.579 --> 00:22:39.460
photographs. Why? I don't know what he was...

00:22:39.460 --> 00:22:42.180
I was young. I was probably 10, 11, 12. He was

00:22:42.180 --> 00:22:44.920
a shock guy. But he just sent... Shock value.

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He printed a million of these things and sent

00:22:46.579 --> 00:22:49.000
them out to everybody. Why? Because he's a shock

00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:51.559
guy. Okay. You know what, though? I think it's

00:22:51.559 --> 00:22:54.769
important that... I mean, as awful as it may

00:22:54.769 --> 00:22:57.329
be, sometimes you got to see shit like that.

00:22:57.369 --> 00:22:59.529
I remember looking at it. It molds you to be,

00:22:59.529 --> 00:23:01.750
look, because it's reality. And unfortunately,

00:23:01.990 --> 00:23:04.369
you got to be exposed. I'm not saying that was

00:23:04.369 --> 00:23:07.130
the best thing to do, but I think it's healthy

00:23:07.130 --> 00:23:10.730
for people to be emotionally scarred like that

00:23:10.730 --> 00:23:13.650
for a little bit. I don't know. I do. I think

00:23:13.650 --> 00:23:15.210
it's important for people to learn the truth.

00:23:15.609 --> 00:23:19.250
What's happening. To at least show respect for

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what our soldiers have gone through in these

00:23:21.670 --> 00:23:24.089
wars. I do understand that. And I don't know

00:23:24.089 --> 00:23:27.190
the spirit of the pictures, if it was just gratuitous

00:23:27.190 --> 00:23:29.289
pictures like that, or did it have some sort

00:23:29.289 --> 00:23:32.509
of narrative on the side that described what's

00:23:32.509 --> 00:23:34.450
going on? There was some language, I don't know

00:23:34.450 --> 00:23:35.750
about it, but I just remember flipping through,

00:23:35.769 --> 00:23:37.890
there was a bunch of pictures of guys blown to

00:23:37.890 --> 00:23:41.069
pieces. Mangled. Mangled. I think I'd rather

00:23:41.069 --> 00:23:44.650
see the centerfold. Yeah. Yeah, but I remember

00:23:44.650 --> 00:23:47.569
my mom... As a 10 -year -old. My mom saw me looking

00:23:47.569 --> 00:23:50.309
through it, and she grabbed it, and she was not

00:23:50.309 --> 00:23:53.430
pleased. So it came in the mail? It came in the

00:23:53.430 --> 00:23:55.529
mail. And you were just kind of... Yeah, I went

00:23:55.529 --> 00:23:56.990
and got the mail, and I opened it, and I was

00:23:56.990 --> 00:23:58.470
like, what's this? And I was flipping through

00:23:58.470 --> 00:24:00.769
it. Was he running for office? No, I think he

00:24:00.769 --> 00:24:02.109
was... No, I think they were protesting in Vietnam,

00:24:02.289 --> 00:24:07.470
right? Yeah. Oh. Ah, here we go. So this was...

00:24:07.470 --> 00:24:11.950
Also, was he basically protesting? Was he protesting?

00:24:12.130 --> 00:24:15.779
Well, no. kid during Vietnam War. Yes, we were.

00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.359
I guess you were. Yeah, we were. Yeah, we were.

00:24:17.460 --> 00:24:19.119
We were. All of us were. So this was a protest.

00:24:19.460 --> 00:24:21.619
It was the tail end of it. He was basically trying

00:24:21.619 --> 00:24:26.380
to shit on the U .S. military for the atrocities

00:24:26.380 --> 00:24:29.200
that they were. I bet you that's what it was.

00:24:29.660 --> 00:24:32.079
And who knows? Who knows? Who knows? And frankly,

00:24:32.299 --> 00:24:36.460
we don't. I mean, we read history, but the behind

00:24:36.460 --> 00:24:38.700
the scenes stuff, we never know what's really

00:24:38.700 --> 00:24:42.349
going on. And the way that... what really happened

00:24:42.349 --> 00:24:44.470
to Vietnam and why were these decisions made?

00:24:44.509 --> 00:24:47.670
And not just that, but any war. War is always

00:24:47.670 --> 00:24:50.890
ugly. And you hear about what's -his -face from

00:24:50.890 --> 00:24:53.730
Ukraine. What's the faggoty face in there? The

00:24:53.730 --> 00:24:56.750
little short... Zelensky? Yeah, Zelensky. But

00:24:56.750 --> 00:25:01.349
my point is that he is now pushing out this...

00:25:01.349 --> 00:25:06.950
He wants to instill the New World Order. What?

00:25:07.309 --> 00:25:11.390
He's in the WEF. So he's like the... Davos type

00:25:11.390 --> 00:25:13.990
of person. Yeah, that seems to be his latest

00:25:13.990 --> 00:25:17.950
push that he just mentioned. You know what? I

00:25:17.950 --> 00:25:22.890
know that they have pushed off elections because

00:25:22.890 --> 00:25:25.630
they're during wartime. Did we do that during

00:25:25.630 --> 00:25:29.349
World War II? No. Was it in their constitution

00:25:29.349 --> 00:25:31.750
to do that? Roosevelt just got it four times

00:25:31.750 --> 00:25:35.789
in a row. Exactly. That was not anti -constitutional

00:25:35.789 --> 00:25:39.450
though. We did not have that amendment until

00:25:39.450 --> 00:25:41.950
after Roosevelt. Yeah, he got it four times in

00:25:41.950 --> 00:25:45.029
a row. Because of the war. Yes. And then he died.

00:25:45.569 --> 00:25:48.170
Yes. That's when what, Truman or Eisenhower took

00:25:48.170 --> 00:25:51.369
over? Truman. Eisenhower, no, Truman first. Truman,

00:25:51.390 --> 00:25:52.710
then Eisenhower. Because he dropped the bomb.

00:25:53.009 --> 00:25:56.970
Okay, so I'm full of shit here when I say that

00:25:56.970 --> 00:26:00.019
Zelensky is... pulling something that we didn't

00:26:00.019 --> 00:26:03.019
do. We did do that. Yeah, but we course corrected

00:26:03.019 --> 00:26:06.759
that. Yeah, we did. We held elections during

00:26:06.759 --> 00:26:10.140
a war. There's something about their constitution

00:26:10.140 --> 00:26:11.859
that says while they're at war, they're not going

00:26:11.859 --> 00:26:13.920
to have elections. Correct. That's not cool.

00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:18.799
Yeah. So he went ahead and enacted that and now

00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:20.559
everybody's complaining because they're not having

00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:22.380
elections, but it's kind of like in their constitution

00:26:22.380 --> 00:26:25.900
not to. I get it. I get it, but it's still not

00:26:25.900 --> 00:26:29.559
right. It's not right. My point is the dude needs

00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:31.940
to go. Yeah, but can you impeach a standing president

00:26:31.940 --> 00:26:34.920
in Ukraine? Good question. I don't know. Even

00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.140
during wartime? If only we had Ukrainian friends.

00:26:37.940 --> 00:26:39.839
That's a very good question. Yeah, Ukrainians

00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:42.359
are going to have to do that. I mean, look, there's

00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:44.380
not a whole lot of straight lines when it comes

00:26:44.380 --> 00:26:48.940
to Zelensky's, you know, him being bought. And

00:26:48.940 --> 00:26:51.359
just the whole line of shit that's going on.

00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:54.259
Where's all the money? And by the way, once again.

00:26:54.829 --> 00:26:56.430
We're talking about this politics stuff. Once

00:26:56.430 --> 00:26:59.210
again, there's no transparency on where all the

00:26:59.210 --> 00:27:01.750
freaking money went to. Well, Zelensky, at this

00:27:01.750 --> 00:27:04.309
point, he has his millions and millions, potentially

00:27:04.309 --> 00:27:07.420
billion. He just needs to go, okay, I'm done.

00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:09.579
And he just needs to go away. I've done everything

00:27:09.579 --> 00:27:12.599
I can. Let someone else come in. I went from

00:27:12.599 --> 00:27:15.839
stand -up. All his money needs to go to the country

00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:18.299
of Ukraine for the citizens. I went from stand

00:27:18.299 --> 00:27:20.960
-up comedian to president during wartime. I'm

00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:22.920
going to go away now. That's the key. Fuck him.

00:27:23.059 --> 00:27:24.960
All right, left. I'm going to take a left turn

00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:28.359
here. I want to go back to highlights. The magazine

00:27:28.359 --> 00:27:31.960
highlights. Because that triggered a childhood

00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:34.079
memory. Like the highlights magazine? Yeah. You

00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:36.500
guys remember that? I only read them in doctor's

00:27:36.500 --> 00:27:38.359
offices. Was that like a Boy Scout magazine?

00:27:38.480 --> 00:27:42.559
We got that. It wasn't? I only read them in doctor's

00:27:42.559 --> 00:27:46.420
offices. So we got that at home. And my favorite

00:27:46.420 --> 00:27:49.339
thing about it was Goofish and Gallant. Gallant,

00:27:49.339 --> 00:27:51.180
yes. Do you remember that? Yeah. What is going

00:27:51.180 --> 00:27:54.740
on? Goofish and Gallant. It was a regular. It

00:27:54.740 --> 00:27:57.079
was a regular for me, too. So it was like little

00:27:57.079 --> 00:28:01.500
cartoons that said Gallant, Goofus, lets the

00:28:01.500 --> 00:28:03.880
door shut behind him and doesn't open it for

00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:06.339
the lady behind him. And Gallant stops and opens

00:28:06.339 --> 00:28:10.359
the door and lets her. It was. These are like

00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:13.200
dinner carnation kind of things. It was. No.

00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:18.920
Well, I don't know. But it was basically general

00:28:18.920 --> 00:28:22.420
values, kid values. Well, that was 1997. Life

00:28:22.420 --> 00:28:25.579
values. Yeah, that's the stuff exactly what the

00:28:25.579 --> 00:28:28.119
pharmaceuticals arrive at here. Show a Goofus

00:28:28.119 --> 00:28:30.619
and Gallon example if you can find one. Because

00:28:30.619 --> 00:28:33.079
it was awesome. Dude, they want nine bucks for

00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:37.079
that magazine. I mean, it actually... You know

00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:38.880
what? My feelings were a little bit different

00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:40.779
to that because I only saw it when I was sick

00:28:40.779 --> 00:28:42.980
at the doctor's office. That's the only time

00:28:42.980 --> 00:28:47.609
I ever saw that, read those books. I'm thinking

00:28:47.609 --> 00:28:51.529
of a boy's life. So my memories are, I feel like

00:28:51.529 --> 00:28:53.869
shit as I'm reading this magazine. Really? Yeah.

00:28:54.529 --> 00:28:56.450
Not me. We didn't get him home. The only time

00:28:56.450 --> 00:28:57.930
I saw him was at the doctor's office. I wish

00:28:57.930 --> 00:28:59.809
I had a little brother. I'm glad I have a little

00:28:59.809 --> 00:29:01.829
brother. Go back to the... Okay, this is fine.

00:29:02.069 --> 00:29:06.970
But this kind of formed my... It actually made

00:29:06.970 --> 00:29:08.769
a difference, I think, in my upbringing. It says,

00:29:08.809 --> 00:29:11.190
Goofus runs with scissors pointing up. Gallant

00:29:11.190 --> 00:29:13.309
walks with the scissors pointing down. You're

00:29:13.309 --> 00:29:15.869
being brainwashed in the doctor's office. I totally

00:29:15.869 --> 00:29:19.150
am. No, no, no. We got these at home. It's indoctrination.

00:29:19.309 --> 00:29:21.410
We got these at home. Goobus likes vegetables.

00:29:21.990 --> 00:29:24.109
Gallon wants all kinds of bread and other kind

00:29:24.109 --> 00:29:26.410
of wheat products. This wasn't like Electric

00:29:26.410 --> 00:29:29.250
Company. Shit. Or actually, what did you say?

00:29:29.589 --> 00:29:34.089
Whore. Oh, my God. By the way, that was so offensive.

00:29:34.890 --> 00:29:37.710
What? Your shit? Just hearing you say whore.

00:29:39.009 --> 00:29:42.269
As you repeat it. No, well, it's different when

00:29:42.269 --> 00:29:44.250
I say it. Oh, there we go. All right, here we

00:29:44.250 --> 00:29:46.690
go. Goofus coasts down the hill into the street.

00:29:46.789 --> 00:29:48.509
Oh, he's on one of those. So that's Chevy Chase?

00:29:48.670 --> 00:29:50.829
Yeah, he's on the Chevy Chase, what do you call

00:29:50.829 --> 00:29:53.410
it, sled. Goofus coasts down the hill down the

00:29:53.410 --> 00:29:56.710
street. Let's hike to Smith Hill. It's a safe

00:29:56.710 --> 00:30:01.170
place to sled. Oh, that's what, okay. Yeah, Goofus

00:30:01.170 --> 00:30:02.789
is sliding into the street where it's dangerous

00:30:02.789 --> 00:30:05.190
and Gallant is saying, let's go to a hill where

00:30:05.190 --> 00:30:08.259
it's safe. I have never. You don't know what

00:30:08.259 --> 00:30:10.519
I'm talking about here? I've never seen Goofus

00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:12.299
and Gallant. I remember the Highlights magazine.

00:30:12.380 --> 00:30:16.279
It never really interested me. This formed my

00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:19.259
childhood. I'm not lying. I loved it. I loved

00:30:19.259 --> 00:30:22.359
it. And I loved how cool Gallant was to do the

00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:24.299
right thing all the time. Goofus was the man,

00:30:24.380 --> 00:30:26.440
though. Come on. No, Goofus was an asshole. Lying

00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:29.640
down the hill into the traffic. That's fun. I

00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:33.640
recall Boys Life and Mad Magazines. Do the bottom

00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.980
one. What's it say? Why do I have to always brush

00:30:36.980 --> 00:30:39.440
my teeth, says Goofus. Gallant keeps his teeth

00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:41.359
clean without being reminded. That's Gallant.

00:30:41.779 --> 00:30:44.660
Dude, I'm a rule follower. Why does Gallant wear

00:30:44.660 --> 00:30:48.220
an eyeliner? He's not. And he has a very stylish

00:30:48.220 --> 00:30:50.799
collared shirt on. It is very stylish. They both

00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:53.660
have cow legs. He has the Justin Bieber haircut

00:30:53.660 --> 00:30:55.799
working there. Yeah, he does. Where's Diddy at?

00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:58.220
He was awesome. All right, we don't need to do

00:30:58.220 --> 00:31:00.299
it. Okay, last one. Goofus thinks at some point

00:31:00.299 --> 00:31:02.559
you have enough apples. So he's just grabbing

00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:04.920
apple after apple. Gallant wants everyone to

00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:07.900
earn as many apples as they want. What? Earn?

00:31:08.299 --> 00:31:09.759
What does that mean? You know, there's like two

00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:11.720
girls coming up to him. Hey, you want an apple?

00:31:11.900 --> 00:31:14.799
Yeah. I'll show you something to blow on. See

00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:17.579
these ladyfights. Maybe I missed some of these

00:31:17.579 --> 00:31:19.799
gallant ones. Gavin Newsom. What does that mean?

00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:22.279
What are you talking about? What does that mean?

00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:25.079
Earn as many apples as they want. And it is two

00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:27.279
girls coming up. No, it's a guy and a girl. Come

00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:29.359
back later. I got a cherry for you. You can be

00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:32.900
bi. What the fuck? He was wearing eyeliner. So

00:31:32.900 --> 00:31:35.460
he was a closet fucking pornographer. He was

00:31:35.460 --> 00:31:38.369
a pimp. He was a pimp. He was a pimp, bro. Paid

00:31:38.369 --> 00:31:40.069
by apples. He had a stable of whores. Fucking

00:31:40.069 --> 00:31:42.470
gallant. Come on over here. This ruins my whole

00:31:42.470 --> 00:31:44.730
childhood. Come on, Jack and Jill. Come on. Come

00:31:44.730 --> 00:31:48.910
over here. Who's the comedian? Jack and Jill

00:31:48.910 --> 00:31:53.490
went up the hill. She came down with a dollar

00:31:53.490 --> 00:31:55.170
and a quarter or whatever. Both with a buck.

00:31:55.789 --> 00:31:58.410
Jack and Jill went up the hill. My wife hates

00:31:58.410 --> 00:32:00.390
that. Every time I do that, it's like she's almost

00:32:00.390 --> 00:32:03.690
like... Every time I see Andrew Dyson, I'm like,

00:32:03.730 --> 00:32:07.069
hey, how you doing? She's like, shut up. Jack

00:32:07.069 --> 00:32:09.529
and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and

00:32:09.529 --> 00:32:12.609
a quarter. Jill came down with a 250. What a

00:32:12.609 --> 00:32:18.089
whore. Hey. Hey. Hey. Little boy blew. He needed

00:32:18.089 --> 00:32:22.509
the money. Little Jack Horner sat in the corner

00:32:22.509 --> 00:32:26.190
eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, blew his

00:32:26.190 --> 00:32:31.400
friend Tony White this mouth on his tie. Yeah,

00:32:31.420 --> 00:32:33.839
his act was pretty short -lived. It was, but

00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:35.640
it was funny. Oh, everyone freaking loved it.

00:32:35.660 --> 00:32:37.220
When it first came out, I remember listening

00:32:37.220 --> 00:32:43.660
to Motley Crue, Shout at the Devil, the freaking

00:32:43.660 --> 00:32:48.759
Motley Crue. Shout at the Devil. It's Motley

00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:50.480
Crue, and then at the same time, you got Andrew

00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.400
Dice Clay. It was a little Miss Muffet sat in

00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:54.980
a tuffet, eating her porridge away. Along came

00:32:54.980 --> 00:32:57.619
a spider, sat down beside her, saying, Yo! What's

00:32:57.619 --> 00:33:02.539
in the bowl, bitch? Amazing how that neural network

00:33:02.539 --> 00:33:06.059
stays. I can't remember my fucking name, but

00:33:06.059 --> 00:33:08.539
I can remember all that. What is the one where

00:33:08.539 --> 00:33:13.640
the dogs, there was the old mother Hubbard, old

00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:16.259
mother Hubbard that lived in a shoe. There was

00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:18.799
a man Tuckett one as well, wasn't it? Yeah, I

00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:21.559
don't remember that one. There was a little mother,

00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:23.880
someone lived in a shoe. She had so many children,

00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:27.460
she didn't know what to do. Look it up. Andy

00:33:27.460 --> 00:33:30.079
Dice Clay. Something about a rover gave her a

00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:32.140
bone of his own. I don't remember. Yes. That's

00:33:32.140 --> 00:33:36.579
exactly what it was. He got into some kind of

00:33:36.579 --> 00:33:39.240
trouble and he went away. Yeah, he got into some

00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:42.200
kind of trouble, I remember. Really? Yeah. And

00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:44.799
he disappeared for quite a while. I don't think

00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:46.900
he ever really made a comeback. Go to Mother

00:33:46.900 --> 00:33:49.000
Goose. He had a movie that was out. Go back.

00:33:49.180 --> 00:33:55.740
It was his Chevy. Okay. Oh, we're going up those.

00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:57.900
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her

00:33:57.900 --> 00:34:01.000
curds in a way. Yep, that's it. You know what?

00:34:01.059 --> 00:34:02.859
It was a sign of the times. Because right back

00:34:02.859 --> 00:34:05.619
at that time, you had Eddie Murphy with Delirious

00:34:05.619 --> 00:34:08.199
that came out. Or Mother Hubbard went to the

00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:11.199
cupboard to get the dog a bone. When she bent

00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:14.019
over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of

00:34:14.019 --> 00:34:18.239
his own. Very nice. Okay. Memories. Yeah, memories.

00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:22.170
All right, so he had a movie. Yeah. And it was

00:34:22.170 --> 00:34:24.630
actually really funny. Fort Fairlane. Or Fairline.

00:34:24.630 --> 00:34:27.150
Fort Fairlane. Fairlane. Yeah. Yes. He was a

00:34:27.150 --> 00:34:28.929
detective or something, right? It was funny.

00:34:29.469 --> 00:34:31.949
I don't think I ever saw it. I did. He kind of

00:34:31.949 --> 00:34:35.150
reminds me of - My hair. My hair. The porn star.

00:34:39.269 --> 00:34:41.690
Porn star. I forget. The dude with the - Rod

00:34:41.690 --> 00:34:43.409
Jeremy? Yeah. He kind of reminds me of Rod Jeremy

00:34:43.409 --> 00:34:45.909
a little bit. Rod Jeremy's a slug, man. Have

00:34:45.909 --> 00:34:48.539
you seen what he looks like? So does - So does...

00:34:48.539 --> 00:34:51.079
Well, and he was fat. He's dead now, but... But

00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:55.360
he was never fat. Andy Dice Clay was... Andy

00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:57.179
Dice... Well, whatever. He wore a leather jacket,

00:34:57.300 --> 00:35:00.079
looked cool, and he was all like... Is he really

00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:02.659
dead? What's his name? Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy's

00:35:02.659 --> 00:35:04.860
dead? Yeah. Ford Fairlane. Well, you know, he

00:35:04.860 --> 00:35:06.659
was such a... Like you said, he was such a slob.

00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:08.219
Didn't take care of his stuff, you know? He was

00:35:08.219 --> 00:35:11.639
not... Yeah, he was not an attractive guy. I

00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:14.039
cannot believe whatever conversation we have

00:35:14.039 --> 00:35:18.010
gone from and to ended up with... with Andy Nice

00:35:18.010 --> 00:35:22.090
Clay, Ford Fairlane. That's amazing. That's why

00:35:22.090 --> 00:35:27.110
this podcast is so cool. Well, sometimes. Actually,

00:35:27.230 --> 00:35:29.630
all the time. It's always cool. And speaking

00:35:29.630 --> 00:35:35.940
of cool, I think we were talking about... We're

00:35:35.940 --> 00:35:40.940
going to do a countdown of some of these strangest

00:35:40.940 --> 00:35:44.440
top tens. The 12 extremely disappointing facts

00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:47.579
about popular music. I love it. So this is interesting.

00:35:47.980 --> 00:35:50.500
Make sure it's 10 to 1. That doesn't matter.

00:35:50.539 --> 00:35:52.059
They're not really ranked. The bottom one's actually

00:35:52.059 --> 00:35:54.539
stupid, so we could skip it. So 12 extremely

00:35:54.539 --> 00:35:56.679
disappointing facts about popular music. So this

00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:58.860
is stuff that is popular music, and you don't

00:35:58.860 --> 00:36:00.940
know the background of it. How does this come

00:36:00.940 --> 00:36:05.139
about? For the record, this was posted in 2011.

00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:08.260
2011. That's 15 years ago. I'm not a mathlete,

00:36:08.260 --> 00:36:10.039
but that's a long time ago. Yeah, so scroll down

00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:14.880
slowly. 30 years ago. Wow. No, not 30 years ago.

00:36:14.900 --> 00:36:17.679
15. 15 years ago. Creed has sold more records

00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:21.099
in the U .S. than Jimi Hendrix. That's not surprising.

00:36:21.340 --> 00:36:23.239
Well, I mean, that has to do with sheer population.

00:36:24.010 --> 00:36:26.030
I think some of these, you'll have that same

00:36:26.030 --> 00:36:28.809
answer. That's the same answer for all of these.

00:36:28.829 --> 00:36:29.989
Pretty much. All right, that's good, though.

00:36:30.110 --> 00:36:32.409
Number two. Led Zeppelin, R .E .M., and Depeche

00:36:32.409 --> 00:36:34.969
Mode have never had a number one single. Rihanna

00:36:34.969 --> 00:36:38.690
has had ten. Oh, that's depressing. That can't

00:36:38.690 --> 00:36:40.829
be true. Led Zeppelin never had one, or R .E

00:36:40.829 --> 00:36:43.789
.M.? Well, Losing My Religion, R .E .M., that

00:36:43.789 --> 00:36:46.989
got first. Number one? I think so. Losing my

00:36:46.989 --> 00:36:49.730
religion? Can we fact check that in real time?

00:36:49.989 --> 00:36:51.710
I think that, oh, well, you know what? I'm going

00:36:51.710 --> 00:36:52.809
to fact check it right now. There you go. You

00:36:52.809 --> 00:36:54.750
fact check that. Same with the Carpenters, Tina

00:36:54.750 --> 00:36:58.170
Turner, and Radiohead. Radiohead, I mean, who

00:36:58.170 --> 00:37:00.269
likes that? Oh, I know. Okay. The Carpenters

00:37:00.269 --> 00:37:03.230
absolutely had a number one hit. Absolutely.

00:37:03.750 --> 00:37:07.730
There's no way. There's no way. They like plaster

00:37:07.730 --> 00:37:12.210
dicks. Wow. Actually, Losing My Religion peaked

00:37:12.210 --> 00:37:14.360
at four. Okay, hold on. I'm looking at the Carpenters.

00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:19.300
I stand corrected. Did the Carpenters ever have

00:37:19.300 --> 00:37:25.960
a number one hit? This is very exciting. And

00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:29.400
it says... This one says yes. I was going to

00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:32.019
say, they absolutely did, not just once. It said

00:37:32.019 --> 00:37:35.980
three. Yeah, number one is they long to be close

00:37:35.980 --> 00:37:41.659
to you. Yeah. It kind of reminds me of wishing

00:37:41.659 --> 00:37:44.739
I could go back to Colorado where we were watching

00:37:44.739 --> 00:37:49.139
all the Karen Carpenter videos. Let's keep going.

00:37:49.219 --> 00:37:50.880
See if we can debunk some of these other ones.

00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:55.280
Yeah, let's just rifle through these. Cash's

00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:57.840
TikTok sold more copies than any Beatles single.

00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:02.159
Who's Kesha's? Who's that? Kesha. Kesha. She's

00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:08.019
a singer. TikTok on the block. Oh, that's actually

00:38:08.019 --> 00:38:10.059
a pretty fun song. I love that song, actually.

00:38:11.219 --> 00:38:14.280
Oh. Something, something with the bottle of Jack.

00:38:15.300 --> 00:38:17.179
Remember that? I don't know if I've ever heard

00:38:17.179 --> 00:38:19.360
this song. Again, I think that all boils down

00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:21.280
to. I play a little bit of it. It's an awesome

00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:22.719
song, actually. Are we allowed to? We're going

00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:26.059
to get flagged. By the way, she was totally take

00:38:26.059 --> 00:38:30.019
advantage of. This is a story. She sued. She

00:38:30.019 --> 00:38:33.420
sued and she won. Who'd she sue? The producers.

00:38:33.880 --> 00:38:36.960
Yeah. Yeah. And somebody totally backed her.

00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:41.000
Say whatever, girl. Oh, I do. Oh, you know this.

00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:42.980
It's a great song. It's actually a great song.

00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:47.079
It's a great song. Yeah, they totally took advantage

00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:49.980
of her. And I think Taylor Swift totally backed

00:38:49.980 --> 00:38:56.940
her. Close, close. All right, you've got to stop

00:38:56.940 --> 00:39:00.300
it before we get flagged. Okay. That's a bit

00:39:00.300 --> 00:39:02.460
much. So that's sold more than any Beatles single.

00:39:02.780 --> 00:39:04.760
That is crazy. But you know what is popular?

00:39:04.980 --> 00:39:08.599
I'm not sure I believe that. Also, does that

00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:12.199
mean like 45s? 8 -tracks? It says any Beatles

00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:16.400
single. Single? I don't believe it. Based on

00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:18.179
what? It's a great conversation though. Alright,

00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:22.769
next one. Probably like a 45. 8 Tracks. Yes,

00:39:22.769 --> 00:39:24.969
8 Tracks. Flo Rida. What do we have about Flo

00:39:24.969 --> 00:39:26.750
Rida? No, it just says also more than anything

00:39:26.750 --> 00:39:29.570
about Adele or Nirvana. Feel free to roll up.

00:39:29.710 --> 00:39:32.570
We don't care if it reveals the next one. Flo

00:39:32.570 --> 00:39:35.849
Rida's Low has sold 8 million copies. The same

00:39:35.849 --> 00:39:40.210
as the Beatles' Hey Jude. No, I believe that.

00:39:40.670 --> 00:39:43.750
Demunked by population. You talked about that,

00:39:43.869 --> 00:39:47.329
Sean. I think the population has a lot to do

00:39:47.329 --> 00:39:49.500
with this. All right, number five. And the accessibility

00:39:49.500 --> 00:39:52.320
to music. You got to factor that in, too. Black

00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:54.639
Eyed Peas' I Got a Feeling is more popular than

00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:59.119
any Elvis or Simon and Garfunkel song. I think

00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:00.599
the word popular is misleading. Tonight's going

00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:05.360
to be a good night. Simon and Garfunkel song.

00:40:05.380 --> 00:40:07.619
I hated that song. You know what? It wasn't bad.

00:40:07.780 --> 00:40:09.000
I shouldn't say I hate it. It was a fun song.

00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:10.980
Yeah, but I used to be a disc jockey at that

00:40:10.980 --> 00:40:13.719
time. I used to play it. You overplayed it. Oh,

00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:15.559
it's disgusting. I played this a lot when I was

00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:17.639
announced at the boys' football games. Mainly

00:40:17.639 --> 00:40:19.619
Braden's. Look at you. Yeah, I played this a

00:40:19.619 --> 00:40:21.300
lot. You announced the boys' football games?

00:40:21.420 --> 00:40:24.340
Oh, yeah, 100%. Eleven trained men face -to -face

00:40:24.340 --> 00:40:27.239
on the field of play. Each man a specialist,

00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:31.199
but one man stands above the rest. He occupies

00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:34.440
the most critical position in the game. He is

00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:40.619
the quarterback. Would you like 13 for blah,

00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:42.980
blah, blah. Yes. Starting for, you know, I did

00:40:42.980 --> 00:40:44.639
that for the Centennial basketball team for two,

00:40:44.739 --> 00:40:48.739
for multiple years. Okay. I literally was the

00:40:48.739 --> 00:40:50.980
guy. I said, now starting for blah, blah, blah.

00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:54.159
I was like totally. And the parents had so much

00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:57.380
fun with it. I almost made fun of it as opposed

00:40:57.380 --> 00:40:59.400
to, you know, and the boys loved it. And you

00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:01.860
get fired nowadays for saying that. Well, no,

00:41:01.940 --> 00:41:05.039
there were no Indians. We had one. So you banned

00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:08.510
them? No, we had two, but their names were easy

00:41:08.510 --> 00:41:10.550
to say, and they didn't start anyway. It was

00:41:10.550 --> 00:41:14.369
Jeff and John. Anyway, it was fun. It was a lot

00:41:14.369 --> 00:41:15.889
of fun. Oh, I loved doing it with the boys. Oh,

00:41:15.889 --> 00:41:17.550
it was so much fun. All right, come on. Hold

00:41:17.550 --> 00:41:19.949
on. I want to talk about Simon and Garfunkel.

00:41:20.090 --> 00:41:23.769
Were you guys big fans? Big fans. Me too. We

00:41:23.769 --> 00:41:27.170
had the Rosemary in Time or whatever album, the

00:41:27.170 --> 00:41:30.230
LP. Right. We talked about this. You like Simon

00:41:30.230 --> 00:41:34.389
and Garfunkel, and you hate America. Yes. You

00:41:34.389 --> 00:41:37.570
can take a back seat now. With a horse with no

00:41:37.570 --> 00:41:41.809
name. I've been to a desert on a horse with no

00:41:41.809 --> 00:41:45.650
name. Also Sister Golden Hair. Actually, I'm

00:41:45.650 --> 00:41:48.110
starting to like it again. Wow, keep singing.

00:41:49.570 --> 00:41:59.789
I love it. If only. Don't they sing... Don't

00:41:59.789 --> 00:42:04.949
they sing Ventura Highway as well? I like that

00:42:04.949 --> 00:42:08.349
song. I like America. I think the songs are great.

00:42:08.530 --> 00:42:11.710
Paul hates America. I don't. Paul hates America.

00:42:11.989 --> 00:42:14.630
I don't hate America. I like America. Go Russia.

00:42:14.849 --> 00:42:17.250
I like America. I love America. But Simon Garfunkel.

00:42:17.550 --> 00:42:19.650
Hold on. We're going to call Chrissy Noem on

00:42:19.650 --> 00:42:21.050
you. No, no, no. What were your favorite songs

00:42:21.050 --> 00:42:24.929
from Simon Garfunkel? I don't have any. I like

00:42:24.929 --> 00:42:27.289
Bridge Over Tribbled Water. I was going through

00:42:27.289 --> 00:42:29.389
a time when my parents were splitting up. Oh.

00:42:29.550 --> 00:42:32.559
And that song, I guess. It meant something to

00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:34.780
me. Oh, yeah. I listened to it, and it kind of

00:42:34.780 --> 00:42:36.880
hit me at the right spot. So that song meant

00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:39.639
something to me. For sure. They had some deep

00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:42.880
songs, man. Yeah. They really did. There was

00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:46.340
another one. I like Cecilia as well. Sound of

00:42:46.340 --> 00:42:49.239
Silence. Yes, Sound of Silence. Mrs. Robinson.

00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.659
That's a catchy tune. They had great stuff. Yeah.

00:42:52.699 --> 00:42:57.780
Mrs. Robinson was good. I also like the Scarborough

00:42:57.780 --> 00:43:00.210
Fair. Scarborough Fair as well. Rosemary. Sean

00:43:00.210 --> 00:43:04.750
likes that. Thyme. A hazy shade of winter. That

00:43:04.750 --> 00:43:07.349
was them? It's thyme. The original one. Thyme.

00:43:07.570 --> 00:43:10.750
Thyme. Would I say thyme? Yes. Did I really?

00:43:11.869 --> 00:43:14.309
Simon and Garfunkel also has a song called America.

00:43:15.510 --> 00:43:19.769
Did they? Tonight, country does a fee. Tonight,

00:43:20.010 --> 00:43:29.340
sweet land of liberty. Oh, that's the wrong America.

00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:32.900
Hold on. That was... That's Neil Diamond. Neil

00:43:32.900 --> 00:43:35.119
Diamond. Yes, Neil Diamond. Please, can we move

00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:43.300
forward? Yes. Jesus. Celine Dion follows... For

00:43:43.300 --> 00:43:47.619
the love of God. Can we move on? Oh, the baby

00:43:47.619 --> 00:43:50.719
in Nirvana in that picture wanted money. For

00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:52.840
his penis? Yes. Some of the Deons falling into

00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:55.300
you sold more copies than the Queen, Nirvana,

00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:58.940
or Bruce Springsteen falling into you. I can't

00:43:58.940 --> 00:44:00.559
even tell you how that song sounds. That's a

00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:05.079
record. That's the whole record. That's the whole

00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.760
record. Oh, is that the album? The album, yes.

00:44:07.780 --> 00:44:09.960
The album name. I am not lying that the baby

00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:12.139
in the Nirvana picture wanted... That's you?

00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:15.760
No. That was you? No. It's not me. It's a naked

00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:20.340
baby. And that baby grew up to an adult. And

00:44:20.340 --> 00:44:23.579
he wanted money for being on that cover. Okay.

00:44:24.139 --> 00:44:27.099
Did he win? I don't know. I doubt it. Probably

00:44:27.099 --> 00:44:29.539
the parents signed off contract at the time and

00:44:29.539 --> 00:44:31.920
said, you get a hundred bucks. There you go.

00:44:32.059 --> 00:44:34.559
Go. Or maybe they just use a Getty image of a

00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:37.400
baby and, you know. Maybe they did a chat GPT.

00:44:37.739 --> 00:44:41.099
Nowadays, they will do AI and they won't have

00:44:41.099 --> 00:44:42.820
to deal with that shit. I don't know, man. It

00:44:42.820 --> 00:44:45.559
seems kind of. Pedophilia. Yeah, a little bit.

00:44:45.619 --> 00:44:48.059
Shania Twain. I believe this one. Great album.

00:44:48.139 --> 00:44:50.340
The same with Shania Twain's Come On Over. So

00:44:50.340 --> 00:44:53.440
that sold more than Bruce Springsteen and all

00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:54.940
those, right? Is that what they're saying? Bruce

00:44:54.940 --> 00:44:58.460
Springsteen's such a hack. That's a great album,

00:44:58.539 --> 00:45:02.039
by the way. I had the CD. Alanis Morissette's

00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:03.760
Jagged Little Pill probably did too, right? Have

00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:06.659
you seen her lately? Shania? Look at this picture

00:45:06.659 --> 00:45:09.159
here. Shania Twain? Look at this picture and

00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:11.400
go see what Shania Twain looks like today. Dude,

00:45:11.559 --> 00:45:14.639
she's like 58. I don't care. You know what? Look

00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:16.840
at her. I have always been confused. Right there,

00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:20.219
the second one. Is that her? That is her. Wow.

00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:22.780
Yeah, I've always been confused. She is like

00:45:22.780 --> 00:45:26.239
a shape shifter. I don't understand. She has

00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:28.500
never looked the same in any picture I've ever

00:45:28.500 --> 00:45:31.199
seen her in. Look at the differences. Is she

00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:33.400
like Benjamin Button and Angie Backward? Yes.

00:45:33.400 --> 00:45:35.739
I don't know. Yeah, she's like 60 years old.

00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:37.159
She's a shape shifter. There's a lot of girls

00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:39.219
like that, you know? Yeah, but she's had some

00:45:39.219 --> 00:45:43.219
work done where her eyes are all different. Her

00:45:43.219 --> 00:45:46.539
face is different. It's a lot of Bisquick. Just

00:45:46.539 --> 00:45:49.119
got to mix it up. Looks like babe wants over

00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:52.400
there. Spray paint it. It's really weird. I'm

00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:54.219
not going to lie. It's very strange. You know

00:45:54.219 --> 00:45:57.739
what's strange? I mean, the thought process of

00:45:57.739 --> 00:46:02.219
having to put on makeup every single day to be

00:46:02.219 --> 00:46:05.000
a woman. It's a beat down. I'm just like, why?

00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.219
Well, boy, George had to do it every day as well.

00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:09.880
Whatever. I'm just saying, it doesn't, I mean,

00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:12.099
it's like, why? No, he just goes to the store

00:46:12.099 --> 00:46:15.800
as George, right? Like, you know what? Somebody

00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:17.480
said, if you're Lenny Kravitz, you can never

00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:20.260
appear not as Lenny Kravitz, right? Right. Like,

00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:23.360
cool and leather jacket and all, you know, shades

00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:24.320
and shit like that. You're nuts hanging out.

00:46:24.579 --> 00:46:28.300
Yeah, you just can't go in, like, your pajama

00:46:28.300 --> 00:46:31.030
bottoms out to 7 -Eleven and go get a... gallon

00:46:31.030 --> 00:46:32.969
of milk right you have to you have to be letting

00:46:32.969 --> 00:46:36.210
fucking crabby in character all the time honestly

00:46:36.210 --> 00:46:39.909
that goes for every celebrity how often do they

00:46:39.909 --> 00:46:42.550
seriously run to the to the store and they take

00:46:42.550 --> 00:46:45.090
pictures of them and they just shred them for

00:46:45.090 --> 00:46:46.909
being normal people well they don't have to worry

00:46:46.909 --> 00:46:48.349
about that anymore because now they've got like

00:46:48.349 --> 00:46:51.869
amazon food uber and all that shit just have

00:46:51.869 --> 00:46:53.949
it all delivered that's your solution they can

00:46:53.949 --> 00:46:56.489
never leave their home I mean, look, I get it.

00:46:56.489 --> 00:46:59.469
At the same time, I just don't give a shit. I

00:46:59.469 --> 00:47:03.210
don't care if I see paparazzi, not that I personally

00:47:03.210 --> 00:47:05.309
see them, but if you got like these paparazzi.

00:47:06.460 --> 00:47:08.860
pictures out there of these stars when they're

00:47:08.860 --> 00:47:11.500
not done up. I don't care. I don't either. I

00:47:11.500 --> 00:47:13.780
don't judge them, but I do feel bad. I mean,

00:47:13.780 --> 00:47:16.519
I'll judge them if I see it, but I mean, I just

00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:18.900
don't care. Wow, they're ugly in real life. Good

00:47:18.900 --> 00:47:21.179
Lord. Check out that biscuit. That's just, look

00:47:21.179 --> 00:47:22.559
at that dog face. What do they call it, a butter

00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.480
face? Oh, boy. All right, number eight, Katy

00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:29.199
Perry. holds the same record as Michael Jackson

00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:32.500
for most number one singles from an album. So

00:47:32.500 --> 00:47:35.920
Katy Perry, I got to tell you, she is a fallen

00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:42.300
Christian star. She was a big time Christian

00:47:42.300 --> 00:47:45.139
at one point. She was a Christian singer. That's

00:47:45.139 --> 00:47:49.699
where she got her start. And she took a bite

00:47:49.699 --> 00:47:53.820
of the apple. A little judgment maybe? You know

00:47:53.820 --> 00:47:56.280
what? Look, good for her. You know who she's

00:47:56.280 --> 00:47:59.460
dating now? She's dating a fucking communist

00:47:59.460 --> 00:48:03.039
piece of shit Canadian cocksucker who's allegedly

00:48:03.039 --> 00:48:07.659
the ballsack of a Cuban leader. Castro's kid,

00:48:07.780 --> 00:48:10.780
yeah. Yes, that's funny. What? I didn't hear

00:48:10.780 --> 00:48:13.079
this. Oh, yeah. There's pictures out there. They're

00:48:13.079 --> 00:48:15.980
like, they look the same. Oh, but they were hanging

00:48:15.980 --> 00:48:19.599
out. Total BS. Birds of a feather. All right.

00:48:19.659 --> 00:48:24.219
Number nine. Justin Trudeau's dad and parents

00:48:24.219 --> 00:48:27.099
were hanging around Fidel Castro a lot in the

00:48:27.099 --> 00:48:31.900
60s. Exactly. Are you serious? It's 100 % true.

00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:36.460
You pull up a picture of them side by side and

00:48:36.460 --> 00:48:40.880
you're like, the curtains match the drapes. Or

00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:43.019
the carpet match the curtains. I got you. I got

00:48:43.019 --> 00:48:45.000
you. That's crazy. Are you going to show us a

00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:49.019
picture of this? Oh, yeah. Look at him. Oh. I

00:48:49.019 --> 00:48:51.599
think that one down there. In the middle? In

00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:56.500
the middle, right there. Oh, my God. That's terrifying.

00:48:57.440 --> 00:48:59.860
Okay, now, what are you saying? Okay, so his

00:48:59.860 --> 00:49:02.699
mom hung out with him? His parents. The families

00:49:02.699 --> 00:49:06.179
were like, you know. Well, Trudeau's dad was

00:49:06.179 --> 00:49:08.360
prime minister of Canada for a while, so they

00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:11.920
met up with world leaders, right? And one of

00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:14.059
them being Castro, they were really close friends

00:49:14.059 --> 00:49:16.780
with. So is this like the Arnold Schwarzenegger

00:49:16.780 --> 00:49:20.800
with the maid? With the maid. Maria Shriver's

00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:23.179
like, why does a kid look like the maid and not

00:49:23.179 --> 00:49:27.920
like me? He does not look like me. Jesus. Maria

00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:30.480
does not have a thick accent. Yes, the muscle.

00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:33.539
That is not me. That's not me. And you look at

00:49:33.539 --> 00:49:36.019
the kid, you're like, that's totally Schwarzenegger's

00:49:36.019 --> 00:49:38.340
kid. There's no way about it. Look at that forehead.

00:49:38.500 --> 00:49:40.860
What the hell? He's built like Herman Munster.

00:49:40.940 --> 00:49:43.679
Arnold is like, he is so beautiful. He is my

00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:49.820
child. Okay, let's move on. Gosh, number nine.

00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:52.239
Barbara's spelled wrong. What the fuck, man?

00:49:52.420 --> 00:49:54.780
No, that's how she spells it. No, she is not.

00:49:55.059 --> 00:49:56.179
That's how she spells it. She has a Barbara.

00:49:56.500 --> 00:49:59.380
Are you serious? Well, that may be how she spells

00:49:59.380 --> 00:50:02.800
it now, but there's... I did not know that. I

00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:04.900
didn't know that either. A Barbara. Okay, hold

00:50:04.900 --> 00:50:09.280
on. Lower, it has B -R -A, B -R -A. It's no.

00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:15.840
Okay, well, that's her nickname. Yeah, that's...

00:50:16.860 --> 00:50:20.699
Thank you. Barbara Jones. It's on her birth certificate.

00:50:21.059 --> 00:50:23.539
No, it isn't. In quotes. Prove it. Look up her

00:50:23.539 --> 00:50:24.860
birth certificate. Just prove it. Prove it. Just

00:50:24.860 --> 00:50:27.539
prove it. It's on Wikipedia. No. Barbara. No.

00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:31.159
That's her nickname. Also, Madonna's on there,

00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:33.260
too. Cher. What's Cher's name? Cher's on there

00:50:33.260 --> 00:50:36.239
as Cher. Whatever. So what's up with this? Okay,

00:50:36.300 --> 00:50:38.159
Barbara. This monstrosity. She kind of looks

00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:40.059
like Beauty and the Beast. She's had some work

00:50:40.059 --> 00:50:42.440
there, too. Oh, yeah. It looks like him. What's

00:50:42.440 --> 00:50:45.610
it say? Has sold more records, 140 million. More

00:50:45.610 --> 00:50:48.590
than Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, and Tom Petty combined.

00:50:48.949 --> 00:50:52.369
Combined. You know the thing about Barbara, I

00:50:52.369 --> 00:50:56.750
love her voice. I really enjoyed it throughout

00:50:56.750 --> 00:50:59.610
her career. The only thing I don't like about

00:50:59.610 --> 00:51:03.250
her is her inability to shut the fuck up when

00:51:03.250 --> 00:51:05.329
it comes to politics. Yeah, I know. How's that?

00:51:05.389 --> 00:51:07.050
Come on, dude. A lot of those celebrities have

00:51:07.050 --> 00:51:10.530
that problem. I don't care about what you think

00:51:10.530 --> 00:51:13.730
about anybody. I want you to sing. What is the

00:51:13.730 --> 00:51:16.170
holiday that you guys, Blair, Barbara, was stretching

00:51:16.170 --> 00:51:18.190
down the street? We did that once. Is that Halloween?

00:51:18.429 --> 00:51:20.789
We did it once. How is that relevant for Halloween?

00:51:20.849 --> 00:51:22.769
I've never understood that. You know what? Jeff

00:51:22.769 --> 00:51:26.469
had control. over the music and he blurred Evergreen

00:51:26.469 --> 00:51:28.630
down the fucking street. That's exactly what

00:51:28.630 --> 00:51:32.389
happened. Is that how that went down? Is that

00:51:32.389 --> 00:51:35.469
why the families would approach your house and

00:51:35.469 --> 00:51:38.110
then they would turn around and they walk away

00:51:38.110 --> 00:51:48.489
from your house? Soft as an easy chair. And I

00:51:48.489 --> 00:51:50.809
was like, what in the fuck are you doing? Andrea

00:51:50.809 --> 00:51:53.650
heard that that year. She's like, you blasted

00:51:53.650 --> 00:51:59.250
Barbara again? Barbara. Barbara. No second A

00:51:59.250 --> 00:52:03.010
there. Babs. Oh, that is funny. She was extremely

00:52:03.010 --> 00:52:06.809
juggy. She's beautiful. Beautiful. She's a beautiful

00:52:06.809 --> 00:52:09.829
woman. She's got a beautiful voice. She really

00:52:09.829 --> 00:52:14.090
is. It's a crying shame that she's had concerts

00:52:14.090 --> 00:52:18.900
in the past where she just won't. I get it. She's

00:52:18.900 --> 00:52:21.460
passionate about what she believes in, but dude,

00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:25.940
people are there and they spend quality money

00:52:25.940 --> 00:52:29.179
to go and see her. It's just like, come on, man.

00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:31.300
You're ruining my experience by talking about

00:52:31.300 --> 00:52:34.619
politics. Just don't. Do you see what Bruce Springsteen

00:52:34.619 --> 00:52:38.320
said at his concert? No. About last week or whatever?

00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:42.320
I want to ignore that stuff because I want to

00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:44.460
appreciate their music and the memory I have

00:52:44.460 --> 00:52:46.619
of growing up with these artists. Except for

00:52:46.619 --> 00:52:49.409
Robert De Niro. Except for Robert Jr. Yeah. He's

00:52:49.409 --> 00:52:53.489
gone. He's gone. Gone. There are a lot of butt

00:52:53.489 --> 00:52:55.630
nuggets out there. The only one that I've kind

00:52:55.630 --> 00:52:58.010
of moved past, and it's because he wasn't quite

00:52:58.010 --> 00:53:00.949
the butt nugget that compared to nowadays is

00:53:00.949 --> 00:53:03.769
Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise was - I don't mind him.

00:53:03.869 --> 00:53:07.429
He's harmless. Now, but back then, I was kind

00:53:07.429 --> 00:53:09.699
of like, dude, you're a douche. He's a completely

00:53:09.699 --> 00:53:11.960
douche making fun of Brooke Shields because she

00:53:11.960 --> 00:53:16.960
was taking medicine because postpartum depression.

00:53:17.340 --> 00:53:19.719
And it's just like, dude, who the fuck are you

00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:21.960
to tell anybody? Are you a doctor? I get it.

00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:23.739
I get it. And then the way he was talking down

00:53:23.739 --> 00:53:26.679
to the guy interviewing him from NBC News, the

00:53:26.679 --> 00:53:28.599
guy that got kicked off, what was his name? Rose?

00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:31.679
Charlie Rose? Is it Charlie Rose that was interviewing

00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:34.650
him? Showed his penis to some women. Well, he

00:53:34.650 --> 00:53:37.369
did, but I mean, but he was just like - Are you

00:53:37.369 --> 00:53:39.949
talking about Matt Lauer? It was Matt Lauer.

00:53:39.989 --> 00:53:42.710
I misspoke. But it's just like the audacity of

00:53:42.710 --> 00:53:44.750
these guys that think they're the authority on

00:53:44.750 --> 00:53:48.710
shit. Right. I mean, kind of like RFK Jr., maybe?

00:53:48.949 --> 00:53:52.550
I don't know. Is he the authority? I mean - He's

00:53:52.550 --> 00:53:55.829
the health secretary. He's actually in a position

00:53:55.829 --> 00:54:00.769
of advising. No, I'm just saying he was a lawyer,

00:54:00.889 --> 00:54:03.269
right? He's not a doctor, but now he's a health

00:54:03.269 --> 00:54:07.570
and human services secretary. And he's talking

00:54:07.570 --> 00:54:11.309
about the same kind of things that Tom Cruise

00:54:11.309 --> 00:54:13.030
talks about. He's talking about MAHA stuff. Yeah,

00:54:13.030 --> 00:54:14.989
but there's a difference. He's got a team around

00:54:14.989 --> 00:54:19.769
him. That's true. Donald Trump or any president,

00:54:19.829 --> 00:54:23.590
for say, is not the authority on jack shit. They're

00:54:23.590 --> 00:54:27.389
basically taught on the fly. Anytime they're

00:54:27.389 --> 00:54:29.289
flown into any scenario, they're kind of like,

00:54:29.309 --> 00:54:33.030
oh, I didn't know that. Those guys, I don't know.

00:54:33.110 --> 00:54:36.230
Let me throw out something. So I have a coworker

00:54:36.230 --> 00:54:39.679
who refuses to watch any Tom Cruise movie. Because

00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:42.539
he's in that cult. Scientology? That cult. Yeah,

00:54:42.579 --> 00:54:45.920
that Scientology cult. And then they watched

00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:50.599
the documentary about Rimi? Leah Rimini. I've

00:54:50.599 --> 00:54:52.940
watched all those. Yes, yes. Very compelling.

00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:55.139
Oh, yeah. Very compelling. She had a TV show

00:54:55.139 --> 00:54:58.159
for like three or four years as well. Yes. King

00:54:58.159 --> 00:55:01.119
of Queens. Right. So they refused to watch anything

00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:03.659
Tom Cruise. Like no Mission Impossible. I mean,

00:55:03.679 --> 00:55:06.320
tons of movies, right? Because he's just an evil,

00:55:06.380 --> 00:55:10.280
evil person. And I'm like... I'm not sure I'd

00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:12.860
buy that, right? But am I being a hypocrite by

00:55:12.860 --> 00:55:15.599
not watching Robert De Niro in the movies because

00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:19.179
he's such a bleeding liberal that's so caustic?

00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:21.840
Am I being hypocritical? There's a lot to say

00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:23.980
about Scientology, okay? There's a lot to say

00:55:23.980 --> 00:55:27.579
about Scientology, but mostly they kind of infect

00:55:27.579 --> 00:55:32.659
their own, right? You have to walk into Scientology

00:55:32.659 --> 00:55:35.949
and accept it in order to be... to be a victim

00:55:35.949 --> 00:55:37.969
of it, right? We're not victims of Scientology.

00:55:38.130 --> 00:55:40.690
Right. But we can't watch Robert De Niro for

00:55:40.690 --> 00:55:42.909
five seconds before he goes, fuck Trump. Yeah,

00:55:42.909 --> 00:55:45.650
yeah, yeah. True, true. And that's a personal

00:55:45.650 --> 00:55:47.949
thing. What are they going to do in three years

00:55:47.949 --> 00:55:50.489
when it's over? I don't know, man. All their

00:55:50.489 --> 00:55:53.250
shit's going to dissolve. No. I think they're

00:55:53.250 --> 00:55:55.269
going to try to arrest his ass again. They're

00:55:55.269 --> 00:55:58.710
going to go after every single person in his

00:55:58.710 --> 00:56:02.230
entire administration, including Trump. They're

00:56:02.230 --> 00:56:05.440
not going to stop until... Every single person.

00:56:05.500 --> 00:56:07.460
They're going to undo everything. Well, they're

00:56:07.460 --> 00:56:09.699
going to undo everything on day one. Like all

00:56:09.699 --> 00:56:11.719
the executive orders and there's going to be

00:56:11.719 --> 00:56:14.139
a thousand executive orders that undo everything

00:56:14.139 --> 00:56:16.079
Trump does. We'll see what they're literally

00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:21.619
going to like lawyer lawfare go after. No, I'm

00:56:21.619 --> 00:56:24.719
go after hell. They might go after Levitt, the

00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:27.460
press secretary. They're going to RFK. They're

00:56:27.460 --> 00:56:30.219
going to go after. Trump ought to just sign a

00:56:30.219 --> 00:56:35.539
pardon and a preemptive pardon using the, what

00:56:35.539 --> 00:56:38.420
is it? The pen. The auto pen. Just for fucking

00:56:38.420 --> 00:56:42.159
face to say, I'm doing this auto pen. Everybody

00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:45.599
in my - It worked for Biden. Yeah. All right.

00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:47.059
Part of his whole family and everything. All

00:56:47.059 --> 00:56:49.300
right. So somehow we went from Barbra Streisand

00:56:49.300 --> 00:56:52.679
to a massive - Miley Cyrus. Here we go. Number

00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:55.320
10. People actually bought Miley Cyrus - No,

00:56:55.320 --> 00:56:58.320
Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray Cyrus album. Some

00:56:58.320 --> 00:57:01.340
gave all dot, dot, dot. 20 million people more

00:57:01.340 --> 00:57:05.920
than any Bob Marley album. This is horribly written.

00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:10.460
Yeah. Do you know how Bob Marley died? It was

00:57:10.460 --> 00:57:13.219
toe fungus. Yeah, it was like dang green. Yes,

00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:18.300
he had a toe, like a very treatable toe cancer

00:57:18.300 --> 00:57:21.699
or something. Isn't that horrible? Yeah, well.

00:57:21.860 --> 00:57:24.980
Anyway. You think he was too stoned? I don't

00:57:24.980 --> 00:57:28.789
know. I think he just kind of. It'll get better.

00:57:28.849 --> 00:57:31.809
It'll get better. We're all kind of like that.

00:57:31.869 --> 00:57:36.349
We're stubborn males to some degree. That doesn't

00:57:36.349 --> 00:57:38.230
look like a good spot on your back. Oh, it's

00:57:38.230 --> 00:57:42.030
fine. It's fine. I mean, are we like that? Probably

00:57:42.030 --> 00:57:46.090
not to the big toe degree. Yeah, that is crazy,

00:57:46.110 --> 00:57:50.650
and it's a shame. Look, there's a lot of stuff

00:57:50.650 --> 00:57:54.269
that he had to do to get to the level of fame.

00:57:54.750 --> 00:57:57.090
He was a genius from a reggae. I wouldn't call

00:57:57.090 --> 00:58:01.030
him a genius. Well, no. Genre -breaking, barrier

00:58:01.030 --> 00:58:05.150
-breaking dude. Huge genius. Ganja, the whole

00:58:05.150 --> 00:58:07.750
marijuana -smoking thing. I mean, it was a lifestyle.

00:58:07.969 --> 00:58:13.650
And they produced a very proprietary music. What

00:58:13.650 --> 00:58:16.489
is that? Reggae. I mean, that's its own thing.

00:58:16.789 --> 00:58:19.309
And it's, yeah, whatever. I think it's kind of

00:58:19.309 --> 00:58:21.550
sloppy. I think it's fun music. I think it's

00:58:21.550 --> 00:58:26.380
good party music. thing that they got going on

00:58:26.380 --> 00:58:29.519
is very sloppy and very, I don't know, it's not

00:58:29.519 --> 00:58:32.360
for me. Yeah. But I did enjoy a lot of Bob Marley

00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:35.199
songs, so kind of a hypocrite, you know? I mean,

00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:38.780
Buffalo Soldier, you know, No Woman, No Cry,

00:58:38.860 --> 00:58:41.019
that's a great freaking song, and the message

00:58:41.019 --> 00:58:43.380
that it sends is beautiful. What about I Shot

00:58:43.380 --> 00:58:47.920
the Sheriff? I Shot the Sheriff. Buffalo Stance?

00:58:48.360 --> 00:58:52.849
Buffalo Stance. No, that's... Hold on. If I hadn't

00:58:52.849 --> 00:58:55.869
been drinking, I could be able to tell you who

00:58:55.869 --> 00:58:59.369
that was. Nina Cherry? Motherfucker. Here we

00:58:59.369 --> 00:59:03.130
go again. Jeff strikes again. Oh, Nina Cherry.

00:59:04.829 --> 00:59:06.989
That's a great song, by the way. What, Buffalo

00:59:06.989 --> 00:59:08.289
Stance? Yeah, bring that up. Buffalo Stance?

00:59:08.409 --> 00:59:10.809
Bring that up. Oh, please don't. Please do. It's

00:59:10.809 --> 00:59:14.429
a great song. This is painful. That was back

00:59:14.429 --> 00:59:18.610
when I was in college. Yes. I was probably, I

00:59:18.610 --> 00:59:20.309
don't know, senior in college, maybe? There she

00:59:20.309 --> 00:59:23.940
is. Nina Cherry. I don't even remember how that

00:59:23.940 --> 00:59:30.079
goes. I used to play that song every night. Okay,

00:59:30.099 --> 00:59:35.000
there we go. It was one of those songs, but I

00:59:35.000 --> 00:59:43.900
could DJ in and out of it several times. Keep

00:59:43.900 --> 01:00:02.769
going. Go to the refrain. There we go. What is

01:00:02.769 --> 01:00:05.309
she doing these days? She's looking at Walmart.

01:00:06.190 --> 01:00:09.909
She might be. I mean, a lot of these successful

01:00:09.909 --> 01:00:13.389
artists in the 70s, 80s, you know, they didn't

01:00:13.389 --> 01:00:16.170
manage their money very well. Well, that, plus

01:00:16.170 --> 01:00:18.690
they were probably taken advantage of, and they

01:00:18.690 --> 01:00:20.809
probably are working out. I mean, look at what

01:00:20.809 --> 01:00:24.030
is... The black artist that does a lot of the

01:00:24.030 --> 01:00:27.469
dancing. MC Hammer. MC Hammer. He went bankrupt

01:00:27.469 --> 01:00:31.349
multiple times. It's because these guys are so

01:00:31.349 --> 01:00:33.929
stupid. It's like I have to have my entourage.

01:00:34.150 --> 01:00:36.730
It's just like they're so mentally incompetent

01:00:36.730 --> 01:00:39.150
that they have to have this entourage. Isn't

01:00:39.150 --> 01:00:41.610
Vanilla Ice the same way? Oh, yeah. He went through

01:00:41.610 --> 01:00:43.469
all his money. He's now in construction down

01:00:43.469 --> 01:00:46.250
in Florida. Yeah. And actually doing pretty well.

01:00:46.369 --> 01:00:49.510
He has a TV show on like HGTV. I also thought

01:00:49.510 --> 01:00:53.030
he was like a motorcycle racer. Oh, I don't know.

01:00:53.170 --> 01:00:55.369
I don't know. BMX racer. I know he has like a

01:00:55.369 --> 01:00:57.670
home improvement show. This may be the longest

01:00:57.670 --> 01:01:00.909
top 10 we've ever done. All right. What are we

01:01:00.909 --> 01:01:03.230
on? Actually, not top 10. Top 15. Number 11.

01:01:03.369 --> 01:01:07.829
Cast of Glee has more songs chart than the Beatles.

01:01:08.010 --> 01:01:10.929
Come on. That's not true. That cannot be true.

01:01:11.090 --> 01:01:13.409
All right. No, don't fact check it. Let's move

01:01:13.409 --> 01:01:18.090
on. You don't want to believe that. It's absolutely

01:01:18.090 --> 01:01:22.210
not possible. 75 versus 71. There you go. There

01:01:22.210 --> 01:01:25.659
you go. Well, you know what? That's unbelievable.

01:01:25.659 --> 01:01:31.119
I've seen Glee a few shows, and it is kind of

01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:34.699
fun, but it's got old extremely quick, and I

01:01:34.699 --> 01:01:36.579
never watched it again. Yeah, we gave up after,

01:01:36.619 --> 01:01:40.340
I think, year three. Is it basically like Grease

01:01:40.340 --> 01:01:44.260
Lightning? No, they were good. It was like these

01:01:44.260 --> 01:01:46.519
mashups. What am I thinking of? Not Grease Lightning?

01:01:46.539 --> 01:01:48.139
Yeah, it was a mashup. That's a good way to put

01:01:48.139 --> 01:01:51.059
it. Grease. Thank you. You were almost there.

01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:54.280
No, I got half the credit. All right, so number

01:01:54.280 --> 01:01:57.139
12 says this guy exists. Yeah, that was stupid.

01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:01.659
Justin Bieber. The Biebs. Poor dude. By the way,

01:02:01.699 --> 01:02:04.119
he's got a really hot wife. Yeah, but have you

01:02:04.119 --> 01:02:08.480
seen him? He looks like a meth head. Does he

01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.380
really? Oh, yeah. He doesn't look good. That's

01:02:11.380 --> 01:02:15.719
too bad. Yeah, but he's found God. Yeah, no,

01:02:15.800 --> 01:02:21.090
he's a big time. Look, he's dealt a short. I

01:02:21.090 --> 01:02:25.510
mean, P .D. What is his fucking name? P. Diddy.

01:02:25.929 --> 01:02:28.789
Dude, he really did a number on him. Have you

01:02:28.789 --> 01:02:33.070
watched that documentary yet? No. I won't watch

01:02:33.070 --> 01:02:35.230
it. It makes me sad watching shit like that.

01:02:35.409 --> 01:02:39.949
I know. All right, so we have nine minutes. Whoa.

01:02:40.389 --> 01:02:43.210
All right, well, let's talk. I think this proposal

01:02:43.210 --> 01:02:45.710
has gotten to you. Look, here's what happened.

01:02:46.469 --> 01:02:51.030
Chuck decided. Yep. By himself. Hey, look, we're

01:02:51.030 --> 01:02:55.190
going to go to South Texas, and we're going to

01:02:55.190 --> 01:02:59.150
go fishing, and we're going to go hit a few distilleries.

01:02:59.190 --> 01:03:02.389
Right. And in one of the distilleries in South

01:03:02.389 --> 01:03:06.130
of San Antonio, North of San Antonio, he decided

01:03:06.130 --> 01:03:07.969
he was going to, hey, let's go check out Rebecca

01:03:07.969 --> 01:03:10.969
Creek. He checked out Rebecca Creek. Shout out

01:03:10.969 --> 01:03:13.110
to Rebecca Creek. Yep. You know, with the double

01:03:13.110 --> 01:03:15.050
barrel Spanish oak. We love it, love it, love

01:03:15.050 --> 01:03:19.039
it. Everything else is less than that. He comes

01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:24.320
back with almost a hazmat, barrel strength, 137

01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:28.579
.4 proof, single barrel. Distiller's collection.

01:03:28.679 --> 01:03:34.119
Distiller's collection. I got to tell you, I

01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:40.559
am not wowed by this. Fair. I'm not kicking it

01:03:40.559 --> 01:03:45.320
out of bed. I thoroughly enjoyed it. It is not

01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:48.579
the Garrison Brothers cowboy. No. But this has,

01:03:48.940 --> 01:03:52.260
it has, the very first pull off of it, and you

01:03:52.260 --> 01:03:57.059
said it out loud, very oily, very leather -ly,

01:03:57.239 --> 01:04:01.880
whatever that is. Leather -ly. Tea, it's got,

01:04:02.039 --> 01:04:06.400
it took a while for it to open up. Yeah. And

01:04:06.400 --> 01:04:09.800
now that it's open, I'm liking it more and more.

01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:13.340
And I know you guys always mock me when it comes

01:04:13.340 --> 01:04:17.760
to the - Did you really? No, I didn't. He do

01:04:17.760 --> 01:04:20.119
another pour? I'm sure he did. Okay, hold on.

01:04:20.179 --> 01:04:24.960
You're empty. I'm empty. And you... Bitch, please.

01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:28.019
Hold on. There's no way your glass is full and

01:04:28.019 --> 01:04:30.579
ours are empty without some explanation. Stop,

01:04:30.900 --> 01:04:33.420
stop, stop. Listen. Jeff went downstairs and

01:04:33.420 --> 01:04:35.320
grabbed some chocolate. I know. I've been eating

01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:36.800
the chocolate. Well, there's still some here.

01:04:37.500 --> 01:04:40.449
What's your point? Eat some. My point is we were

01:04:40.449 --> 01:04:43.469
eating some of the chocolate with it because

01:04:43.469 --> 01:04:45.269
I was going to recommend to our listeners if

01:04:45.269 --> 01:04:47.949
you got a drink like this, then you might want

01:04:47.949 --> 01:04:50.489
to dump some chocolate or some other kind of

01:04:50.489 --> 01:04:55.090
influential flavors in there to pound it up.

01:04:55.469 --> 01:04:57.389
How does this explain how he has a full glass

01:04:57.389 --> 01:04:59.590
and we don't? Because I've been talking a lot,

01:04:59.650 --> 01:05:03.869
I guess. That's the weakest explanation ever.

01:05:04.670 --> 01:05:08.719
Are you really? Yes. Yes. That was very good.

01:05:08.760 --> 01:05:11.199
I thought it was good. Jeff poured mine extra.

01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:13.980
I didn't pour anything in mine. I agree that

01:05:13.980 --> 01:05:17.880
the first pool or two were not quite there. I

01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:20.199
think I made the comment, I think Paul also,

01:05:20.300 --> 01:05:23.940
that there's kind of some bitterness on the finish,

01:05:24.159 --> 01:05:28.699
right? But the last few drinks that I had, I

01:05:28.699 --> 01:05:31.000
was picking up a ton of brown sugar. I don't

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know if that's influence from the chocolate that

01:05:32.519 --> 01:05:34.599
I was eating, but I was picking up a ton of brown

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sugar. A lot. That's actually spot on. I wouldn't

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even say caramelly. I would say brown sugar is

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actually perfect. Hits it. A little honey on

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the tail end of it. I say if you get this, if

01:05:50.340 --> 01:05:52.000
you find one of these, I think it's a distiller

01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:55.119
only, right? Yes, I believe so. It's really hard

01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:57.659
to find. If you're able to get this down at the

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distillery, get it, pour it to Glencairn or whatever

01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:02.440
you drink it out of and let it sit for about

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half an hour. It's not for the faint of heart.

01:06:05.050 --> 01:06:07.710
Yeah, and let it sit. It's got some power, guys.

01:06:07.909 --> 01:06:10.949
And it needs to open up, needs to breathe a little

01:06:10.949 --> 01:06:12.769
bit for some of the flavors to come out of it.

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Once you get there. It's distilled from grain.

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It's 60 % corn, 36 % rye, and malted barley,

01:06:20.349 --> 01:06:25.360
4%. That's a pretty high rye. 4 % rye. That's

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what I'm getting a lot of rye spice. Damn, that's

01:06:27.360 --> 01:06:31.199
a lot of rye. 36%. I misspoke again. It's 36

01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:34.340
% rye. Oh, okay. That's a lot. Yeah, it is. And

01:06:34.340 --> 01:06:36.539
the fact that, well, it's a lot because the corn

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isn't as much. The corn is typically higher than

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78, 75, you know? Absolutely. So the fact that

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it's 60 % says a lot, and it contributes to a

01:06:45.900 --> 01:06:48.059
lot of that brown sugar stuff. So is this their

01:06:48.059 --> 01:06:50.300
own juice, or is this sourced again? Do we know?

01:06:50.340 --> 01:06:52.039
They make their own juice. So they make everything

01:06:52.039 --> 01:06:54.010
now. They didn't used to, but They do now, right?

01:06:54.050 --> 01:06:55.909
They do now, but I don't think this is part of

01:06:55.909 --> 01:06:57.769
their own juice because this is an eight -year

01:06:57.769 --> 01:07:00.650
batch. So this is part of the original MGP stuff

01:07:00.650 --> 01:07:03.150
that they used to have. MGP. Could be. Could

01:07:03.150 --> 01:07:06.730
be. But still, it's great. This is the same juice

01:07:06.730 --> 01:07:08.969
that they put in the double -barrel Spanish oak.

01:07:09.010 --> 01:07:11.869
The only difference is it wasn't put in the double

01:07:11.869 --> 01:07:13.670
-barrel Spanish oak. It was put in a regular

01:07:13.670 --> 01:07:16.739
oak. Right. They were trying to save money is

01:07:16.739 --> 01:07:19.039
basically what the story is. No, they ran out

01:07:19.039 --> 01:07:22.179
of the barrels. They were allocated Spanish oak

01:07:22.179 --> 01:07:24.039
barrels and put it in the Spanish oak barrels

01:07:24.039 --> 01:07:26.340
and created that Spanish oak double barrels.

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And then they quit ordering more because it was

01:07:30.659 --> 01:07:32.320
a mistake that they got them in the first place.

01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:38.179
And the irony is it was a home run. And they're

01:07:38.179 --> 01:07:40.699
trying to recreate that now. So we'll see what

01:07:40.699 --> 01:07:43.639
they come out with. You know, time will tell

01:07:43.639 --> 01:07:45.800
because they got to take a while to produce it.

01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:47.719
So they let it age and then they're like, oh

01:07:47.719 --> 01:07:50.059
shit, this is really good. Now we have to do

01:07:50.059 --> 01:07:52.639
it again. Yeah. And now you're talking about

01:07:52.639 --> 01:07:56.579
another five plus years. How many years was it?

01:07:56.599 --> 01:07:58.059
I think it was a four, wasn't it? Was it four?

01:07:58.199 --> 01:08:01.420
Okay, maybe. I went on their Facebook and Instagram

01:08:01.420 --> 01:08:06.380
and ridiculed. Hold on. Let me rephrase that.

01:08:06.440 --> 01:08:09.000
Harass? Harass is a better word. Okay. Because

01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:11.579
what I put on there was bring back the double

01:08:11.579 --> 01:08:13.340
barrel Spanish oaks. They get a lot of feedback

01:08:13.340 --> 01:08:15.900
like that. Stop messing around. And I copied

01:08:15.900 --> 01:08:19.579
and pasted that. And I'm not exaggerating. I

01:08:19.579 --> 01:08:23.479
put it on 100 posts. 100 posts. Over and over

01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:26.479
and over again? I went down Facebook and I started

01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:29.810
at the top. Comment, bam. Comment, bam. Comment,

01:08:29.890 --> 01:08:32.289
bam. You can no longer comment on this one. Oh,

01:08:32.289 --> 01:08:34.050
okay. Well, I guess I went over to Instagram.

01:08:34.270 --> 01:08:36.609
Comment, bam. Comment, bam. You've been banned.

01:08:36.770 --> 01:08:38.949
No, I'm joking. They didn't say that. Wow. Hey,

01:08:38.989 --> 01:08:41.850
look, because I was... So, was there a demand

01:08:41.850 --> 01:08:44.130
for it? I don't know. So, he's like... Sean demanded

01:08:44.130 --> 01:08:47.289
it. He's like a bourbon agitator. Yeah, he's

01:08:47.289 --> 01:08:49.289
an agitator. Yeah, you're an agitator. What?

01:08:49.350 --> 01:08:50.529
You know what? For a good reason. Were you paid

01:08:50.529 --> 01:08:52.470
for that? Were you a paid agitator? Dude, I had

01:08:52.470 --> 01:08:55.739
my whistle. I brought my signs. Damn. And your

01:08:55.739 --> 01:09:00.380
camera. Did you dye your hair blue? Golly. That's

01:09:00.380 --> 01:09:04.520
hardcore. Coexist sticker on your Subaru? Good.

01:09:05.500 --> 01:09:07.479
That is bizarre. Well, I'm glad you did because

01:09:07.479 --> 01:09:09.819
apparently they heard the message and they're

01:09:09.819 --> 01:09:11.960
doing it again. We'll see what happens. No, didn't

01:09:11.960 --> 01:09:14.399
you say? Chuck, did you say? No, it's definitely

01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:16.100
for sure going to come out. It's coming back.

01:09:16.100 --> 01:09:18.140
But we don't know how the dynamic's going to

01:09:18.140 --> 01:09:20.399
be. It's probably going to be 100 proof, 110

01:09:20.399 --> 01:09:22.880
proof. No, no, no. I bet you they go right back

01:09:22.880 --> 01:09:25.239
to what they created the first time. I hope so.

01:09:25.359 --> 01:09:26.920
We'll see. Hopefully it's as good because the

01:09:26.920 --> 01:09:29.819
juices are going to be exactly the same. It never

01:09:29.819 --> 01:09:31.640
is. Well, I mean, they make their own juice,

01:09:31.720 --> 01:09:33.359
so it definitely won't be. Yeah, they make their

01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:35.579
own now. Before, it was MGP. It may suck now.

01:09:36.260 --> 01:09:38.579
MGP. It could be better. It could be worse. MGP's

01:09:38.579 --> 01:09:42.960
solid. I know it is. I mean, look. It was a horrible

01:09:42.960 --> 01:09:46.079
thing for us to say, and I got to admit, I was

01:09:46.079 --> 01:09:50.119
wrong about MGP, multigrain products. Multigrain

01:09:50.119 --> 01:09:52.340
products, the company that produces the stuff

01:09:52.340 --> 01:09:54.819
for these guys, that's solid juice. You have

01:09:54.819 --> 01:09:57.779
to remember that MGP doesn't mean just like one

01:09:57.779 --> 01:10:02.720
juice. They have the diversity they have. They

01:10:02.720 --> 01:10:05.039
age at 10 years. They age at 8 years. They age

01:10:05.039 --> 01:10:06.760
at 6 years. They age at 5 years. It's a bunch

01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:08.800
of different mash bills, too. Hundreds of different

01:10:08.800 --> 01:10:10.579
mash bills. A bunch of different grains. They're

01:10:10.579 --> 01:10:15.180
doing it all. So you can't even compare one MGP

01:10:15.180 --> 01:10:18.079
to another MGP. You have to keep that in mind.

01:10:18.100 --> 01:10:22.600
Well, I think some of the issue I have is these

01:10:22.600 --> 01:10:26.810
companies should call out. Because they're non

01:10:26.810 --> 01:10:29.329
-distilling producers. If they're owned or not.

01:10:29.510 --> 01:10:31.270
Correct. You have to hunt for it. You have to

01:10:31.270 --> 01:10:33.989
look on the back and go, it's distilled in Indiana,

01:10:34.050 --> 01:10:36.170
it's distilled in Kentucky, or wherever, and

01:10:36.170 --> 01:10:39.090
we're in Texas. They shouldn't be afraid to disclose

01:10:39.090 --> 01:10:41.390
that information. All right, boys, let's rate

01:10:41.390 --> 01:10:45.489
this. Oh. Oh. Let's go out and get some powerhouses.

01:10:46.939 --> 01:10:49.180
At this proof. At 137 -point proof. It's over

01:10:49.180 --> 01:10:52.020
135, so it definitely puts it. It's not hazmat,

01:10:52.060 --> 01:10:53.680
but God bless it. It puts it in the same category.

01:10:53.699 --> 01:10:55.359
I would, too. I would put it in the same category.

01:10:55.819 --> 01:10:59.840
I'll go first. I'm going to put this at a 7 .8.

01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:03.380
I'm going to go 6 .9. Did you shit yourself?

01:11:03.899 --> 01:11:06.319
I did fart. God. Did you really while you were

01:11:06.319 --> 01:11:09.539
saying that? No, I farted about 45 seconds ago.

01:11:09.760 --> 01:11:13.619
Oh, yeah. No, I'm getting it, too. Oh. So I said...

01:11:13.619 --> 01:11:15.899
We're going to have to finish this with muffled

01:11:15.899 --> 01:11:19.300
voices. It's influenced my entire palate. Yeah.

01:11:19.659 --> 01:11:22.600
This is a 2 at this point. This is a 1 .3. Yes.

01:11:23.420 --> 01:11:25.420
Whatever. And Rebecca Creek, it's not your fault.

01:11:25.479 --> 01:11:28.340
It's only mildly muddled. Oh, my God. All right.

01:11:28.359 --> 01:11:33.060
I said a 6 .9. I made a 7 on this. Good stuff.

01:11:33.060 --> 01:11:35.359
Why do you have to pollute us? Are you kidding

01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:37.539
me? Like, you don't do it? I have never farted

01:11:37.539 --> 01:11:40.260
in the podcast room. You're the only one. I am.

01:11:41.480 --> 01:11:44.380
You better be smited, both of you, you shitsters.

01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:47.380
The question, would we buy this again? How much

01:11:47.380 --> 01:11:51.260
was it, Chuck? $130. Oh, damn. For $130, would

01:11:51.260 --> 01:11:53.399
we buy this again? I would. Woo, that's harsh.

01:11:53.619 --> 01:11:57.000
I would. I would because if it's distillery only

01:11:57.000 --> 01:11:59.279
and, you know, you got to love that kind of stuff.

01:11:59.479 --> 01:12:02.939
I will if it's in a Spanish oak barrel. God.

01:12:02.939 --> 01:12:05.800
No. Oh, come on. I bought one for myself. It's

01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:07.979
making its rounds. It's wafting over here, too.

01:12:08.039 --> 01:12:11.079
I use a tiny... For the love of God, can we end

01:12:11.079 --> 01:12:12.680
the podcast? Can we get out of here? All right.

01:12:12.699 --> 01:12:14.520
It's the second half of Dudes Like Us podcast.

01:12:14.739 --> 01:12:18.659
Tuesday, January 27th, 2026. Check us out on

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01:12:22.579 --> 01:12:24.399
us out there. Thank you, Mr. Producer, staying

01:12:24.399 --> 01:12:26.779
on top of shit. Shout out to Rebecca Creek, Dudes

01:12:26.779 --> 01:12:29.000
Like Us. I'm Sean. I'm nauseous. You took way

01:12:29.000 --> 01:12:30.680
too long. I'm Jeff. God.