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You could have like five claps. I was looking

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at the one I posted to TikTok today. We have

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to figure out the syncing because it was off

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a little. So here's the challenge on that. I

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guess we can talk about it. I'll talk about it

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during the break. All right. There's something

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I... Yeah. All right. We'll talk about it. All

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right. Here we are. Do we need the official...

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Whoa. Wasn't ready for that. Did you make yourself

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dizzy? What is today? Today's the 26th. Tuesday.

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I've lost all track of time. I know. We're in

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a time warp because of this winter storm that

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we've been hammered down in. I don't know, man.

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I haven't been hammered on it. It's just another

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day. I mean, I love going out there in the snow.

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I love driving in the snow. It's not snow, though.

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I don't have any issues. Ice, whatever it is.

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You can't be stupid. Steering into the skid.

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Well, that's all fine and good until the person

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next to you doesn't know what the fuck they're

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doing. Yes. So you can be the best driver on

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the road, and then you meet Mr. Idiot. True.

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That's the problem. Yeah. Well, that's why you

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go driving at 3 in the morning. You know, there

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was a time when I had a truck, specifically.

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I'd go out there, and I'd be that guy in the

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four -lane highway when there's no one out there

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doing donuts. Are you serious? You did that?

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Parking lots? Anywhere there was an open space.

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What do you mean? Are you looking at me like

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you're shooting me? Well, I mean, I understand

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like a parking lot, but not a four -lane highway.

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Dude, there was nobody. Oh, wow. For miles. I

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used to do it in the parking lot. I remember

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when I first graduated college, I worked at a

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furniture store with a buddy, and we had a box

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truck that we would deliver it in. Good Lord.

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It'd have a good snow and good everything, so

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we'd get to look. No one was coming in because

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it was snowy, right? So we're like, let's go.

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So we'd hop in a box truck and go to a big parking

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lot, and we'd sit there and do donuts in the

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box truck. In the box truck? That is insane.

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In the box truck. I mean, what if it catches

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and just tips over? Well, it never did, but yeah.

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Oh, my God. I was 21, 22, so it was an idiot.

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There's a lot of horrific things that can come

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about from people having a good time out there.

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Just here in Frisco, there was a moment where

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you have these two. Young girls, 15, 16 years

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old, and their 15, 16 -year -old friend, brother,

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whatever it was, was driving a Jeep and pulling

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the girls behind them on some sort of sled. And

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he was probably going way too fast and trying

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to... Even if you're going 15 or 20, if you come

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off that thing and you ran into a tree, you're

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toast. And that's what happened. Yeah, that's

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what happened. It made national news, too. Yeah,

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and I used to do it. The boys used to do it.

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Hell, I got a video of the boys doing it. Yeah,

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they used to do it. So I used to do it. In fact,

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they wrecked, and they all got hurt. I don't

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remember that. Yeah. Preston, share everything.

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All right. Well, it's February 20. Oh, my God.

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It's January 26. It's Tuesday, January 26. 27.

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Is it 27? 27. Fuck me. We're getting close. It

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is a snow week, and it started. Well, dudes like

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us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. Yeah, we've

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been hunkered down since Saturday. Yeah, well,

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basically Friday, really. I mean, we took off

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Friday. Most folks got to take off from Friday.

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I mean, I work from home. I didn't do a whole

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lot. I still worked because the weather wasn't

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bad yet. I'm sure all the northern states are

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like, oh, God, give me a break. Seriously. They

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go out every day. And I get it from a certain

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perspective, but those guys are used to it. Their

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cars are. probably structured to handle that,

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meaning they've got snow chains, they've got

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the city infrastructure where they've got sand

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forward slash salt trucks that are prepared to

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scrape the roads clean. I wish we would do that

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here. I don't understand why we don't have a

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salt pile somewhere where we can salt the fucking

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streets. Why don't we do that? Well, they do

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for the freeways, don't they? I've seen sand

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trucks or whatever they are. Why don't they do

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it on the main road? Preston, Coit, Hillcrest,

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Independence, all those. 423. You mean salt,

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salt? Yes. Okay, so that wrecked your car. I

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don't care. Okay. Oh, you don't even care? No,

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it doesn't wreck it that bad. I lived up north.

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I had a car for years and years and years. Not

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for the amount of years. It does damage the car,

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but that's like years of exposure. People that

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live on the East Coast are used to it because

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of the salty ocean and the chronic exposure from

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the salted roads. But up here, you got a couple

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days. I don't know if it's warranted. It'd be

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nice if they had it, but at the same time, I

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don't know if it's warranted to go through all

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that. Well, they got the thing right there south

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of 121, where they keep all the sand. You know,

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they build these things. Yeah, yeah, those little

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domes. Little domes. They have them south of

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121 off of Hillcrest. Yeah. Just put a pile of

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salt in there, so when you need it, go get it.

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Yeah, but all the Teslas would just, like, disintegrate.

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Yeah. Again, it doesn't affect me. Right. Does

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the salt disintegrate the Teslas? Is that a thing?

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No, it's the metal, right? I don't know how it

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would impact the battery if it got in there,

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but the battery systems are sealed. I would imagine

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it doesn't affect Teslas any more than any other

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car. I don't think it would affect anything in

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the short amount of time that we actually needed.

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There are some years where we don't even get

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a freeze, so it's not that. So, I mean, how much

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money would you invest in it? You probably spend

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$50 ,000, $100 ,000 within a year. You got one

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or two trucks. Some of these trucks... are versatile

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you get a dump truck and they've got a little

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spritzing mechanism on the back end of the truck

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that takes the place of the tailgate and it falls

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into this little reservoir and just yeah i've

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seen that like you're putting on you know uh

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like you're doing stuff on your front yard what

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is the stuff the fertilizer yeah you know it's

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the same mechanism it just kind of sprints and

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it goes up and down i mean it's nothing you don't

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have to buy new uh trucks you know what maybe

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we ought to Use our authority of the Dudes Like

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Us podcast and start asking these pointed questions

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towards our city council. Yeah, I don't know

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the aversion to not having that supply sitting

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there. If you don't need it one year, you don't

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need it. It's not like it's going to... It sits

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there, yeah. If it's covered and everything,

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it's not going anywhere. I don't know. It's just

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saying that they brine it, which is a saltwater

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mix, ahead of time, which is more effective than

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throwing salt on after, and especially in ice.

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it's less effective. Well, I know where I grew

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up, they are trucks that are just spewing salt

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everywhere. Right. That's all it was. It wasn't

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brine or anything like that. It was rock salt

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being thrown on all the streets. When you say

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brine, are you referring to that they put salt

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down to make the ice brine? Or for preventative

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measures? They spray a brine mixture on the concrete.

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Oh, I see. So salt water, basically. Yeah, before

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the freezing. and then that's supposed to keep

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it from freezing. But obviously, if you have

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too much cold for too long and too much sleep

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and freezing rain and ice like we had, it's not

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going to help. The thing with the salt is you

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put it over the... Now, salt only works to a

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certain degree. When it gets below, I think,

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15 or 9, it doesn't work. Steak sandwich, salt,

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a little cayenne pepper, butter. Salt wouldn't

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help too much over the last couple days because

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it's too fucking cold, but you lay it over the

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top of the ice and it melts. It works. I don't

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think it's that big of a deal. I mean, for us,

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we're cooped up in the house. Would it have been

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nice to get out of the house? Yeah, you can go

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for a walk. Could have gone to Total Wine. Total

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Wine? See, now you're making this real. It really

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hits home. But you know what? Oh, by the way,

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check us out on Facebook, Instagram, and check

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us out on YouTube, and check us out on TikTok.

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We've got some new accounts out there for those

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folks out there. Because some people are like,

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really, you're on YouTube? I didn't even know.

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I was like, well, God bless it. How would you

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not know? You type in dudes like us. Whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dudes like us podcast.

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Because if you type in something else, it's going

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to whisk you away to somewhere else into wah

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-wah land where you don't want to go. Yeah, we

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were talking about videos for a while, and now

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we have them on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube

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for sure. So check them out. They're short. They're

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fun. A lot of fun. All right. Well, check it

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out. So we got the snow day, snow week that's

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coming up. And Jeff, are you going back to school

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tomorrow? No. So you're off to, oh, that's right.

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Have a nice five -day weekend. Yeah, they're

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saying about a fog, freezing fog. I have never

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heard of freezing fog before. So it's basically

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like a mist that coats everything. Yeah. Well,

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I was nervous. It makes it awful all over again.

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I was nervous because I was out with Steven today

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driving around and hit the store. Coit had two

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clear tire lanes with ice everywhere else. That

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was the main thoroughfare. But I drive on the

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back streets in my bus, and all of them are solid

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ice still. Yeah, they always suck. Yeah, so I

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was like, I'm not going to feel comfortable going

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down these little things in the back end kind

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of slide down. Yeah, why would you risk the safety

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of a child? Exactly. Yeah. So I think that's,

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well, one of the reasons, because the side streets

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and neighborhood streets are still solid ice.

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Yeah. So maybe Thursday. I don't know. We'll

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see what happens. Well, it depends because it's

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a cycle. The shit's melting now. It's going to

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refreeze tonight. Yeah. But it only gets down

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to like 26 tonight. It's still going to refreeze.

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Yeah, but not like nine. You know what I mean?

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So I don't know. We'll see what the roads look

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like tomorrow and Thursday. That should be cleared

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up. And again, the people on the East Coast,

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they're just all making fun of us. I know. There

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are a lot of people out there that simply just

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do not know how to drive. They think it's a normal

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drive out there. No. You're no longer driving

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a car. You're driving a boat. Well, there is

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a difference in what you get down here and what

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you get up north for the most part. As far as

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the quality of snow? Well, I think they get slushy

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snow. They don't get ice. Well, they don't get

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the ice like, well, they do when it drops down

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to zero like it is now. Right. But like Sean

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says, they have the infrastructure to take care

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of that. They have the plows and they have the

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salt and all the mechanisms. Down here, you don't.

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And the ice is, I think, a little, I don't know

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if it's different, but you have a lot of transplants

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from states that don't have snow. California.

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Oh, huge. I remember growing up with the snow.

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I lived in some weird places. One of them was

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Colorado. And I remember my experience in the

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snow of Colorado Springs, Colorado. And you get

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on toboggan. And I remember my sister, my brother,

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and I. I was in the back. My sister was in front

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of me. And my brother was in the very front.

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Have you guys ever been on toboggan? Oh, yeah.

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So you understand how it works when you go down

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a hill and who's going to get sprayed? like it

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just goes everywhere to the sides so the person

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in the front gets hammered gets pelted with the

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the the updraft that's coming when you're going

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down it hits the snow and shit's flying right

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up in his face and i remember and i was in the

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back just like oh yeah this is fun And my brother,

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he ended up, he had a jacket on. He had a little

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slit here. And I remember it was all fucking

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ice. And you could tell he's crying, but you

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couldn't hear him. And you couldn't see his face

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because it was all covered up. You just see him

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cut up. Sounds like me on Lake... Oh, when we

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went fishing with Mark Levinka. It was awful.

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awful. Yeah, we used to go to... What did you

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get for wearing a cotton freaking outfit? I don't

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know what I wore. I had no idea what it was going

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to be like. That was ridiculous. If we look back

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at Paul, I swear to God, he had a frozen mustache.

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Could have been. Yeah, awful. We had a park that

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we would go to. It was called French Park. It

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was in... It was by... It was in the Cincinnati

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area. And when it would snow, it was up on a

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hill. Cincinnati, believe it or not, it's hilly.

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It's not flat like here in Texas. And we used

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to be able to go, gosh, I want to say at least

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half a mile on a sled. When I say a sled, you

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know the two rail kind, right? So me and my buddy,

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we'd go down Admore Way because we were probably

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9, 10, so we weren't super heavy. One of us would

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get on the bottom, the other one would climb

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on top, and we'd go down, and we'd go all the

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way as far as we could get, and you'd go down

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a, there was a street first, and you'd go like

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that, and then you'd turn, and you'd actually

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go down a big old hill. And like I said, it'd

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take, it was probably half a mile that we could

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go down this thing. So then you had to walk all

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the way back. Oh, it was great. We didn't give

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a shit. Climbing up the hill. It didn't matter.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, it was a

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blast. That was part of it. I remember going

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up a tree. meaning top of the hill, all the way

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down the hill, hit the tree. But for some reason,

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I get to go up. And so I went up like three or

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four feet and then came right back down. Yeah.

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That was cool. Yeah. We had a behind our house,

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you know, where I said that I climbed up into

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the sewer. Oh, yeah. Well, we had a creek back

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there. So we had woods and we had a creek. Well,

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the creek obviously just kept going, but we had

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a big old hill. that we would always go out to.

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And we'd ride down there. We'd get a toboggan

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or the round dishes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?

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Like in Chevy Chase style. Yeah, Chevy Chase

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style. Boom. So, yeah, we'd ride those. But there

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was a creek right at the bottom. So you had to

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maneuver. You had to turn your sled so you'd

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go next to the creek. Because if you didn't,

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and this has happened to me. You went into the

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creek? Into the creek. And it was probably about

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a six -foot drop down into the creek. I mean,

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that's how kids get killed. Were you able to

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swim out of there, or were you able to stand

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up? No, it wasn't a deep creek. It was probably,

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I don't know, six, seven inches. Yeah, but you'd

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fly off that thing and smack it. I mean, just

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no roaring rapids. No, it was no roaring. It

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was all frozen, too, so that was another thing.

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Oh, even worse. It's amazing we survived that

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shit, man. But part of the thing was is we'd

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get going so fast, your friends would push you,

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then we'd build a ramp. So you'd come off the

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ramp. What could go wrong there? It was near

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the end. So you'd lose control. Yeah. So that's

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what happened to me. I was like, and all of a

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sudden it's like, right off the side. And they're

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like, I just disappear. So yeah, that happened.

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What a nightmare. Oh, the stupid shit we do.

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We survived. Oh, there we go. Yeah, here's Chevy

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Chase. Yeah. He's oiling up his... Well, he worked

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for a chemical company. He was coming up with

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a protective... A lubricant? Well, it was a coating

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for a cereal. And it turned out it was just a

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protective coating. And he sprayed a little bit

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on there. Such a stupid scene. It's like he would

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die. Yeah, he does take off on that little silver,

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little metal disc. See you, dudes. Hold on. So

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stupid. That was so fast. Great movies. Yes.

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We just watched that. Yeah. That was the first

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time we watched it probably since it came out.

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I really enjoy. Good stuff. You know, I was watching,

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working from home. I was kind of. We're not incredibly

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busy, but I got to do work, and I don't mean

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to make it sound like that, but my point is I'm

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working. I've got my TV on, and I am playing

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just random shit. I don't know if you guys do

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this, but I do this. I'll pull something up like

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Star Wars, something you've seen 100 times, at

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least I have, or any movie that you've seen 100

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times that you don't have to watch it. You can

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kind of almost background buzz in the back. Well,

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I put on this movie that was kind of a chick

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flick. Nine to five? It was Proposal with Ryan

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Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. Great movie. And

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I enjoyed the movie, and I bought it temporarily

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while it's on prime. You're renting it? I'm leasing

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it until the lease runs out, whenever that is.

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God bless it. That's another topic. So I'm watching

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it, and the movie ends, and I'm working. So I'm

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paying attention to it, but at the same time,

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I'm working. So when the movie ends, I don't

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really, I'm just kind of moving along. And then

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all of a sudden, another movie comes on. Oh.

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Just kind of follows up right after it. Oh, sure.

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Let's watch this movie. Which is normal. Cinderella.

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Cinderella pops on. Which version? I don't know.

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The latest one. You know, not the black people

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one. Do they have a black Cinderella? No. I get

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a little confused. I don't know. You're thinking

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of Sinners? Cinderella. Okay. No, you're thinking

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of Wicked. You're thinking of Wicked. Maybe.

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I don't know. But the point is, is that who the

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hell does Prime think I am? Just because I want

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to watch a chick flick every now and then. Where

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there's your wife and you have daughters. No,

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we have our own account. She's got hers. I got

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Sean. It's probably all algorithm together. Yeah,

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Prime didn't know that you were by yourself.

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My feelings were hurt. I was kind of like, really?

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Really? All the stuff I watch, you could have

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put on. Anything, but you put on Cinderella.

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Well, he's like, he sat through the entire proposal,

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which is a chick flick. Let's put another chick

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flick on Cinderella. Yeah, you were expecting

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Arnie, Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know, but there

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are chick flicks out there that I like. I mean,

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I really enjoy watching Cinderella. You know

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what another, it's not a chick flick, but it

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could be, I don't know, Passenger 57? Oh. Is

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that with Chris Pratt? No, no, no. Passenger.

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Passenger. Passenger 57. And that is a great

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movie. That's not a chick flick, though. It's

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not? I don't think it is. Well, I mean, it's

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a huge love story. Well, yeah, but I don't know

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if it's necessarily a chick flick. Love story

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equates to chick flick. I think there's enough

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science fiction and romance to attract both.

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It's a rom -sci. Ha! Gay! A rom -sci? As opposed

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to a rom -com. Oh, wow. It's a rom -sci. Break

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out the little booklet and start taking notes.

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See how we're like hip and... I'm thinking that

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we're going to carve our path. Not really. Ram

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Sai? Ram Sai. How about Sai Ram? Sai Ram? I think

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she does full frontal in a new movie she came

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out. Oh. Well, she didn't do it in this movie.

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No, not at this one. But hold on. Yeah, she's

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on the beach. She's beating up guys on the beach.

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She's full frontal. Yeah, full frontal nudity.

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Yeah. That's important to note. Oh, she was like

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a older woman and someone that hired her to date

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their... Something like that. It's actually not

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a bad movie. No hard feelings. No hard feelings.

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Yeah, it's pretty good. That nerd in that movie,

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though. My God. It what? The nerd that she has

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to hook up with because she's getting paid. Yeah,

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he played it perfectly. Yeah. Yeah, perfect role

00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:15.500
for him. I've never seen this. Oh, is that Matthew

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Broderick in there? No. Yeah, he was the dad.

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Oh, the dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Yeah,

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there's the scene where she's on the beach and

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she beats up all these guys. Anyway, really good.

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Good movie. But yeah, I mean, there's nothing

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wrong. You know what? I mean, these are kind

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of, I guess they're chick flicks, but I mean,

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you're right. There are movies that are like

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really good ones. Right? What would be another

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one? What did you open up over there? A can of

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beer? Beverage. Is that a Dr. Pepper? I got to

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tell you something about Dr. Pepper. You know,

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I've never heard this before in my life. All

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right? Ever. Okay? I was going down, doom scrolling,

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and Dick Clark pops up on this 1968 commercial

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with Dr. Pepper. And he's talking about, and

00:20:02.579 --> 00:20:04.799
there's this little party, and it's out in the

00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:07.740
cold, and then there's a little summer party,

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and then they're all drinking ice cold Dr. Pepper,

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and then it turns out they've got some snow on

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the ground, and there's a snowman. And for those

00:20:16.980 --> 00:20:20.839
other drinks, some people like to drink their

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Dr. Pepper warm, hot. Like a hot toddy. And they

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describe in the commercial, yeah, just warm it

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up in a skillet and put a slice of lemon in there

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and you got another party trick. And four shots

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of bourbon. Did he say that? See if you can pull

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that up. 1968 Dr. Pepper. Do you remember the

00:20:41.410 --> 00:20:43.509
Laverne and Shirley where they would make hot?

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Pepsi and milk or something like that? It was

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Coke and milk. It was Pepsi or Coke and milk

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or Pepsi and milk. Laverne would do that. What?

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That was her drink. No, she wouldn't make them

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hot. She'd just mix them Coke and milk. Was it

00:20:53.880 --> 00:20:55.700
powdered milk? Oh, that sounds gross. Could have

00:20:55.700 --> 00:20:57.759
been back then. But no, I think it was the old

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glass jars. Yeah, just pop that in there for

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a second. I thought it was so interesting because

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I've never seen that or heard that before. I've

00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:06.079
never heard of this, no. And people were thinking

00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:08.400
I was full of shit. Hi, I'm Dick Clark. You know

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when the weather is sunny and hot? You and I

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really go for a delicious ice cold Dr. Pepper.

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The soft drink that goes so well with hot weather.

00:21:17.849 --> 00:21:20.990
Deliciously different. What does a 10, 2, and

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4 mean? When the weather's hot, Dr. Pepper tastes

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great cold. And when the weather's cold, that's

00:21:28.529 --> 00:21:31.230
when Dr. Pepper tastes a great hot. Hi, Max.

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He walks into a little party going on. They've

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got a punch bowl filled with warm Dr. Pepper.

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They have some other shit there. And they drink

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it using a zarf and a little... Did they show

00:22:00.529 --> 00:22:03.930
the after party on this one? I don't know. No

00:22:03.930 --> 00:22:06.549
after party. So 10, 2, and 4. So interesting

00:22:06.549 --> 00:22:09.109
how the power of suggestion on there. The old

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Rockefellers making us have three squares a day.

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Is that what that means? Right. It's got to be.

00:22:14.650 --> 00:22:17.950
Well, the 4 is in the wrong place. I don't think

00:22:17.950 --> 00:22:19.970
it's really. They want you to drink it at 10,

00:22:20.009 --> 00:22:23.529
2, and 4? Yeah. Interesting. Well, it's not if

00:22:23.529 --> 00:22:26.069
it's a clock, right? It goes around clockwise.

00:22:26.470 --> 00:22:28.609
2 looks correct. 10 is correct. Yeah, but if

00:22:28.609 --> 00:22:32.509
you're pouring it, it's correct. Oh. Is that

00:22:32.509 --> 00:22:34.890
what it is? No. Interesting. Well, you know,

00:22:34.930 --> 00:22:36.829
a little Dr. Pepper trivia. It's been a long

00:22:36.829 --> 00:22:39.190
damn time. Well, you remember the song back in

00:22:39.190 --> 00:22:42.269
the day with David Naughton singing it? The I'm

00:22:42.269 --> 00:22:45.710
the Pepper song? I do not. I'm a pepper. You're

00:22:45.710 --> 00:22:46.750
a pepper. I don't even remember who's the guy

00:22:46.750 --> 00:22:48.970
you just said? David Naughton. How would you

00:22:48.970 --> 00:22:51.210
know that name? Because he's an American werewolf

00:22:51.210 --> 00:23:01.450
in London. Oh. It's that guy. Oh. So find that.

00:23:01.549 --> 00:23:04.789
Find the, yeah, here you go. Oh, yes. He's the

00:23:04.789 --> 00:23:06.910
one that becomes the werewolf, isn't he? I drink

00:23:06.910 --> 00:23:10.809
Dr. Pepper and I'm proud. I'm part of an original

00:23:10.809 --> 00:23:12.869
crowd. That's him? Yes. It is, for sure. And

00:23:12.869 --> 00:23:15.809
if you look around these days. What the hell?

00:23:15.869 --> 00:23:19.630
There seems to be a Dr. Pepper craze. I'm a pepper.

00:23:19.730 --> 00:23:22.009
He's a pepper. She's a pepper. We're a pepper.

00:23:22.049 --> 00:23:27.490
We like to be a pepper too. They had some fantastic

00:23:27.490 --> 00:23:30.309
commercials back then. I mean, the Toys R Us

00:23:30.309 --> 00:23:33.210
commercial. Yeah, back when they had jingles

00:23:33.210 --> 00:23:35.529
and songs and dances. I mean, why would they

00:23:35.529 --> 00:23:37.269
come out with that again? Just reinvent this.

00:23:37.430 --> 00:23:39.349
They should. Because Mad Men doesn't exist anymore.

00:23:40.170 --> 00:23:42.109
You know what? But they reinvent everything.

00:23:42.329 --> 00:23:45.460
It's like they take everything. from 30, 40 years

00:23:45.460 --> 00:23:47.759
ago and they repackage it and they put it back

00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:49.599
out. They put a spin on it and they put a deck

00:23:49.599 --> 00:23:51.180
on it and make her sing, you know, just like

00:23:51.180 --> 00:23:53.440
they make it all, you know. But you know, the

00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:55.819
only ones I remember now that have dancing and

00:23:55.819 --> 00:23:58.720
shit is all the pharmaceutical ones. All the

00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:01.440
pharmaceutical ads they have. Portrayed by actors?

00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:04.359
Well, I mean, the ones that like, you know, they're

00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:06.980
talking about, you know, while they're sitting

00:24:06.980 --> 00:24:08.140
there dancing around, they're like, it could

00:24:08.140 --> 00:24:10.079
result in your liver failing. It could result

00:24:10.079 --> 00:24:11.920
in death. It could result in, you know, all these

00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:13.859
horrible things that can happen to you. Meanwhile,

00:24:13.940 --> 00:24:15.640
they're dancing around a fountain. Oh, yeah,

00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:18.140
that's true. An infection in your taint or something

00:24:18.140 --> 00:24:19.759
like that. And they're looking at each other

00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:22.279
and hugging each other and doing all these happy,

00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:25.119
friendly things. Your bowels will fall out. There

00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:29.130
was some talk of... I remember before the election

00:24:29.130 --> 00:24:31.849
about, I think J .D. Vance was on Joe Rogan maybe.

00:24:32.210 --> 00:24:37.990
And I think that came up where to stop or to

00:24:37.990 --> 00:24:40.269
stop allowing pharmaceutical companies from doing

00:24:40.269 --> 00:24:42.769
these commercials. To glamorize their medicine.

00:24:43.130 --> 00:24:45.170
Yeah, to cut that back because it's ridiculous,

00:24:45.470 --> 00:24:47.470
especially during the day because I guess they

00:24:47.470 --> 00:24:50.490
assume just old retirees. Or during the day.

00:24:50.630 --> 00:24:53.109
I got to get me some of that. Yeah, so it's all

00:24:53.109 --> 00:24:55.829
pharmaceuticals. I'll be happy and hugging people

00:24:55.829 --> 00:24:57.490
and dancing around a fountain, too. Oh, I just

00:24:57.490 --> 00:24:59.490
can't wait. Yeah, it's all pharmaceuticals and

00:24:59.490 --> 00:25:03.730
financial help. Right. And these guys have some

00:25:03.730 --> 00:25:05.910
disposable income. I mean, it may not be much,

00:25:06.009 --> 00:25:08.470
but if they don't buy anything, they got everything

00:25:08.470 --> 00:25:10.710
they need, and they're at that retirement age.

00:25:10.769 --> 00:25:16.469
They're like, hey, I'll drop $100 on this. How

00:25:16.469 --> 00:25:18.890
often do people watch that commercial and then

00:25:18.890 --> 00:25:21.369
go to their doctor and say, I want Papa Lemme

00:25:21.369 --> 00:25:24.009
Lamb because I saw that commercial? Well, because,

00:25:24.150 --> 00:25:27.049
you know, I want my perforated intestine to happen,

00:25:27.190 --> 00:25:31.130
you know? But, you know, I mean, the whole commercial

00:25:31.130 --> 00:25:34.170
industry, doesn't it seem to be in a decline

00:25:34.170 --> 00:25:38.849
because of, hold on, let me rephrase that. I

00:25:38.849 --> 00:25:40.529
don't know. Does it really seem to be in decline

00:25:40.529 --> 00:25:43.009
since we don't have the three major broadcasting

00:25:43.009 --> 00:25:45.349
networks anymore? You can skip commercials anytime

00:25:45.349 --> 00:25:49.450
you want for the most part. To some degree. I

00:25:49.450 --> 00:25:51.710
think the commercials need to catch your eye

00:25:51.710 --> 00:25:54.509
or your ear. I'm not going to say that's Dr.

00:25:54.609 --> 00:25:57.170
Pepper, but something like that would at least

00:25:57.170 --> 00:26:00.210
cause me to pause. It's a catchy tune and everything.

00:26:00.349 --> 00:26:02.789
You're like, what is this? I've seen it once.

00:26:02.849 --> 00:26:04.390
I'm going to fast forward. Geico does a great

00:26:04.390 --> 00:26:06.769
job of keeping your attention for funny, short,

00:26:06.970 --> 00:26:09.250
Yeah, there's funny short skits. And before Dylan

00:26:09.250 --> 00:26:12.069
Mulaney, I mean, there was like, what's up with

00:26:12.069 --> 00:26:14.089
Bud Light? You know, those were fantastic, Bud

00:26:14.089 --> 00:26:16.630
Light. Oh, man, remember the Super Bowl was always

00:26:16.630 --> 00:26:20.839
the beer. Beer commercial competition. Yeah,

00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:22.539
the commercials have not been as good over the

00:26:22.539 --> 00:26:23.640
last five, six, seven years. And the Super Bowl

00:26:23.640 --> 00:26:25.980
was like the showcase. That's where all these

00:26:25.980 --> 00:26:29.259
competitive commercials come out. It was actually

00:26:29.259 --> 00:26:31.380
part of the program. We really enjoyed that.

00:26:31.440 --> 00:26:33.220
People would grade them. Oh, yeah. And now it's

00:26:33.220 --> 00:26:34.960
just like, oh, my gosh. I tell you what, the

00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:38.640
whole Super Bowl program that's coming out, you

00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:40.259
know, the halftime show. I don't even know. It's

00:26:40.259 --> 00:26:42.900
some Hispanic gentleman that's not even going

00:26:42.900 --> 00:26:47.119
to sing in English. It's Bad Bunny. For an American.

00:26:48.849 --> 00:26:51.650
English Super Bowl, they're going to have some

00:26:51.650 --> 00:26:54.470
dude that doesn't even speak English. It's even

00:26:54.470 --> 00:26:57.430
worse. He said today, I saw a headline that said

00:26:57.430 --> 00:26:59.569
he is going to be wearing a dress, so be ready.

00:26:59.849 --> 00:27:01.809
I'm not watching it. I'm not watching it either.

00:27:02.130 --> 00:27:05.130
Do we have alternatives? Yeah. What about the

00:27:05.130 --> 00:27:08.210
Charlie Kirk? What is the turning point? Weren't

00:27:08.210 --> 00:27:09.509
they coming up with some sort of alternative

00:27:09.509 --> 00:27:12.779
Super Bowl halftime? Yes, the Turning Point is

00:27:12.779 --> 00:27:15.059
going to have an alternative Super Bowl show,

00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:17.539
but they're not telling anybody who's on it.

00:27:18.299 --> 00:27:20.019
It's going to be a mystery until they reveal

00:27:20.019 --> 00:27:22.660
it. And it's going to be on what channel? Probably

00:27:22.660 --> 00:27:26.099
online. Is it a pay -per -view? Probably, yeah.

00:27:26.240 --> 00:27:28.940
For real? I would think they would make it free.

00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.059
Oh, come on. They definitely should make it free.

00:27:32.099 --> 00:27:35.019
They want free advertising. Or a dollar. I mean,

00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:39.359
what would the platform be? Their website? Because

00:27:39.359 --> 00:27:41.519
you want people to watch it on their TV. Yeah,

00:27:41.539 --> 00:27:44.000
what am I going to do? I'm going to leave the

00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:47.160
game and go to YouTube on my TV and then watch

00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:48.700
it on YouTube? Details on the venues and exact

00:27:48.700 --> 00:27:50.980
broadcast method, streaming versus TV, remain

00:27:50.980 --> 00:27:53.819
undisclosed. So they're keeping it under wraps.

00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:55.859
I've got two weeks to figure this out. They're

00:27:55.859 --> 00:27:58.500
going to need a very efficient way for people

00:27:58.500 --> 00:28:02.200
to get to it. Right. Unfortunately, I think that

00:28:02.200 --> 00:28:04.599
if they don't do it right, could hamper their

00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:07.680
goals. Yeah, it could backfire. Yeah. All right,

00:28:07.700 --> 00:28:11.059
well, let's process that. What are some platforms

00:28:11.059 --> 00:28:14.079
in which they could do it? What if there was

00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:17.539
like ABC, CBS, Fox? Who's hosting the Super Bowl?

00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:20.339
CBS? I don't know. I don't know who has it this

00:28:20.339 --> 00:28:23.400
year. But one of the big power companies, maybe

00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:26.079
Turning Point has a relationship, but mostly

00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:30.500
the power broadcasting companies are left -leaning,

00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:34.220
aren't they? For the most part, yeah. I mean,

00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:35.759
yeah, you could argue that. So that would only

00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:39.460
leave Fox News. NBC is hosting the Super Bowl.

00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:42.700
Well, you also want something that the masses

00:28:42.700 --> 00:28:45.259
are going to have access to. YouTube, I think,

00:28:45.259 --> 00:28:47.359
is the platform that they're probably going to

00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:51.079
go with. The most likely. Yeah. Because you want

00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:53.059
something that you don't want to have to have

00:28:53.059 --> 00:28:54.980
someone go out there and download an app on their

00:28:54.980 --> 00:28:57.740
TV. just to view this. You wanted to say... Some

00:28:57.740 --> 00:29:01.539
event happened that way, and it was glitchy as

00:29:01.539 --> 00:29:04.400
hell. And I want to say it was the boxing tournament,

00:29:04.539 --> 00:29:07.759
the boxing fight with Mike Tyson. Right. Was

00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:10.700
that on Netflix? Jake Paul. That was on Netflix.

00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:14.480
And it was a disaster. You know, the reality

00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:17.160
is most people, the majority of America that's

00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:19.619
going to tune in to watch it, they don't even

00:29:19.619 --> 00:29:23.480
know that they're going to be horrified. They

00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:25.500
have no idea that it's going to be Bad Bunny.

00:29:25.579 --> 00:29:26.799
They have no idea he's going to be wearing a

00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:28.619
dress. They're going to be finishing the first

00:29:28.619 --> 00:29:29.839
half, and they're going to be like, what the

00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:32.839
hell is this? And they're going to be like, they're

00:29:32.839 --> 00:29:34.519
not going to be prepared to go anywhere else.

00:29:34.579 --> 00:29:36.500
They're just going to either mute it or turn

00:29:36.500 --> 00:29:39.940
it off or who knows. But, I mean, for the people

00:29:39.940 --> 00:29:42.900
that are aware of it, yeah, maybe this is a good

00:29:42.900 --> 00:29:45.180
option. That's what I mean. Turning point. How

00:29:45.180 --> 00:29:49.200
they do this is key. They need a big platform

00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.480
that's easy to get to. And it needs to be like

00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:53.680
Jennifer Lopez wearing something skimpy. Just

00:29:53.680 --> 00:29:55.660
crotching it everywhere. Yes, and have her slide

00:29:55.660 --> 00:29:57.539
up to the front of the stage and open her legs

00:29:57.539 --> 00:30:01.259
and be like... You know what I mean? It's got

00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:07.539
to grab you. Is MTV still in charge of the halftime

00:30:07.539 --> 00:30:11.799
show? I don't know if MTV is. I think... Yes,

00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:15.730
well, it's... Jay -Z, right? Jay -Z's, yes, Rock

00:30:15.730 --> 00:30:17.250
Nation Productions are in charge. I don't know

00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:19.410
if that's MTV. Which is kind of, I think it's

00:30:19.410 --> 00:30:22.190
a subsidiary of. Well, maybe this disaster. My

00:30:22.190 --> 00:30:23.690
point is, because you remember Janet Jackson

00:30:23.690 --> 00:30:26.009
and Justin Timberlake, you know, it was the whole,

00:30:26.029 --> 00:30:29.769
you know, ripping her top off and exposed her

00:30:29.769 --> 00:30:33.289
boobs. And she goes, nipple gate. Yeah. But dude,

00:30:33.349 --> 00:30:35.490
that, I mean, dude, that was like, that was like,

00:30:35.509 --> 00:30:38.730
I had a computer and that was a long time ago.

00:30:38.789 --> 00:30:41.349
And to have a computer that would record it.

00:30:42.060 --> 00:30:45.559
and I was recording it. Oh, you were like technologically

00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:48.279
ahead of your time. I mean, that's when I was

00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:50.279
playing World of Warcraft. Actually, it was like

00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:52.380
Command and Conquer Generals. I mean, I don't

00:30:52.380 --> 00:30:53.799
think World of Warcraft, but it doesn't matter.

00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:55.920
The point is I had the video of it. I was able

00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:58.960
to go back and pause it, and you could zoom in.

00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:01.460
And you saw Janet Jackson's boobie. Well, it

00:31:01.460 --> 00:31:05.019
was interesting. She had like a star nipple thingy

00:31:05.019 --> 00:31:09.759
on. It was a star. And the hole in the center

00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:12.619
allowed the nipple to go through the hole. How

00:31:12.619 --> 00:31:15.940
many times did you look at this? How many points

00:31:15.940 --> 00:31:23.190
did the star have? And each part of the star

00:31:23.190 --> 00:31:24.829
was a different color. What were the colors from

00:31:24.829 --> 00:31:26.869
clockwise, like from the top to the bottom? It

00:31:26.869 --> 00:31:30.349
wasn't different colors. It was more of a metallic,

00:31:30.369 --> 00:31:33.250
and then it had a gold trim around the stars.

00:31:33.329 --> 00:31:35.109
Oh, that's great. All right, go ahead. Look up

00:31:35.109 --> 00:31:36.849
Janet Jackson's breasts. Oh, here we go. Yeah,

00:31:36.849 --> 00:31:38.809
I want to see. Oh, there it is. I'll be damned.

00:31:38.990 --> 00:31:41.490
That didn't take long to find. I don't see her

00:31:41.490 --> 00:31:45.190
titty. Oh, such a vulgar term. See if you can

00:31:45.190 --> 00:31:47.710
find the exposed boob. Maybe you need to type

00:31:47.710 --> 00:31:50.019
that in. Well, no, it doesn't have to be exposed.

00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:52.019
It can be a little bit blurred. No, come on,

00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:53.880
man. You got to see it. I mean, you can't really

00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:56.279
see it. Oh, there it is, the top left. Top left.

00:31:56.319 --> 00:31:59.319
There it is. Oh, they blurred it out. No, the

00:31:59.319 --> 00:32:02.740
top left. One more over. God. Great. Now we're

00:32:02.740 --> 00:32:06.200
exposed. There you go. Look at that. That was

00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:09.460
when she was in her prime, man. What the hell

00:32:09.460 --> 00:32:12.779
just happened? Oh. She was in her prime for sure.

00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:14.759
I don't see any nip poking through that. There

00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:16.779
is. I don't. Yeah, you got to get in close. You

00:32:16.779 --> 00:32:19.519
got to really zoom in. Get in there. What kind

00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:21.680
of metal do you think she used? It was 9 16ths

00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:25.059
of a second. Probably a pewter. 9 16ths of a

00:32:25.059 --> 00:32:27.240
second. Now, what was the story behind that?

00:32:27.500 --> 00:32:31.430
Wasn't... It was unplanned. It was planned at

00:32:31.430 --> 00:32:33.250
the last second or something. What was his face

00:32:33.250 --> 00:32:37.309
doing? The legs of the star is perfectly right

00:32:37.309 --> 00:32:38.950
around the areola. He's the one that tore it

00:32:38.950 --> 00:32:42.410
off. He just rips it off. He rips it off to expose

00:32:42.410 --> 00:32:46.089
her breasts. Shocking. It did get a lot of publicity,

00:32:46.269 --> 00:32:49.609
but at the same time... This seems to be a common

00:32:49.609 --> 00:32:51.829
denominator with a lot of these shows that are

00:32:51.829 --> 00:32:54.210
coming out. They got to remember who is the audience,

00:32:54.410 --> 00:32:57.390
who's watching these shows. There are kids watching

00:32:57.390 --> 00:33:00.589
the show. It is highly inappropriate to be acting

00:33:00.589 --> 00:33:02.809
this way, even as much as I enjoyed watching

00:33:02.809 --> 00:33:06.849
it. And most men, I guess some women, they enjoy

00:33:06.849 --> 00:33:09.410
watching this stuff. It's inappropriate. Yeah,

00:33:09.430 --> 00:33:14.069
the FCC wasn't amused. Yeah, they find. But I'm

00:33:14.069 --> 00:33:17.509
sure in the back of the room, in close... quarters,

00:33:17.569 --> 00:33:19.789
they were like, yeah, that was a good job. However,

00:33:20.650 --> 00:33:23.750
we've got to act accordingly just because of

00:33:23.750 --> 00:33:26.369
these rules. Yeah, and what was the act after

00:33:26.369 --> 00:33:29.289
that, the year after it? It was Paul McCartney,

00:33:29.329 --> 00:33:31.269
wasn't it? Paul McCartney or Tom Petty or something.

00:33:31.329 --> 00:33:33.690
Yeah, it was something like ridiculously benign,

00:33:33.690 --> 00:33:37.049
right? Yeah. Which was still cool. I like Paul

00:33:37.049 --> 00:33:40.009
McCartney, but yeah, they went totally the opposite

00:33:40.009 --> 00:33:42.609
direction. They took it too far. I mean, hot

00:33:42.609 --> 00:33:47.019
dogs, apple pie. Milkshakes. I mean, come on.

00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:49.660
This is the United States of America, and football

00:33:49.660 --> 00:33:52.460
should be a representation of that. And having

00:33:52.460 --> 00:33:55.160
some dude dressed up in a fucking dress. It's

00:33:55.160 --> 00:33:57.880
not going to work. It's going to work. And you

00:33:57.880 --> 00:33:59.940
know what? It's going to be super popular. It's

00:33:59.940 --> 00:34:03.140
going to get a lot of attention, all for the

00:34:03.140 --> 00:34:05.240
wrong reasons. I know. And I, for one, disagree

00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.160
with it. The younger generations are going to

00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:08.920
latch on to it. Yeah, but the younger generations

00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:11.800
aren't the ones picking up those $5 ,000 seats.

00:34:12.139 --> 00:34:14.849
That's true. So, again, they've got to look to

00:34:14.849 --> 00:34:18.329
their base and figure out who are our audience.

00:34:19.130 --> 00:34:22.230
Are we starting to sound like the old grumpy

00:34:22.230 --> 00:34:25.550
guy? We are. The old man. Up in the Muppet Show.

00:34:25.710 --> 00:34:29.369
Yeah. I think we're getting there. We are getting

00:34:29.369 --> 00:34:31.769
there. But you know what, though? It takes guys.

00:34:32.420 --> 00:34:35.719
like us, dudes like us, to stand up and have

00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:39.219
these conversations because it's important. Yeah,

00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:42.179
that went down really easy. Well, it's like drinking

00:34:42.179 --> 00:34:44.059
iced tea. I mean, literally. I mean, this is

00:34:44.059 --> 00:34:48.110
like 93 proof. So real quick, do a quick breakdown

00:34:48.110 --> 00:34:51.130
of who played. So after Janet Jackson, was I

00:34:51.130 --> 00:34:52.710
right? Was it Paul McCartney? Paul McCartney,

00:34:52.750 --> 00:34:54.289
yeah. It was Paul McCartney. And then after Paul

00:34:54.289 --> 00:34:56.309
McCartney, did they Rolling Stones? Then Prince.

00:34:56.570 --> 00:34:58.429
Prince? Prince was a good one. I don't remember

00:34:58.429 --> 00:35:00.630
Prince. Oh, yeah. That was a good one. He played

00:35:00.630 --> 00:35:02.789
in the rain. He sang Purple Rain in the rain.

00:35:02.929 --> 00:35:05.309
Oh, nice. Yeah. And then Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

00:35:05.329 --> 00:35:07.590
Okay. That was fun. And then Bruce Springsteen

00:35:07.590 --> 00:35:09.429
and the E Street Band. Not so much. And then

00:35:09.429 --> 00:35:11.690
we didn't have one. What the hell? Where is...

00:35:11.690 --> 00:35:15.110
Oh, the Who. Sorry. Why is that over there? It's

00:35:15.110 --> 00:35:17.110
Wikipedia. Went to a different column. Okay.

00:35:17.150 --> 00:35:19.250
Keep going. Keep going. Just get a couple of

00:35:19.250 --> 00:35:20.889
these. We're tagging down. The Black Eyed Peas.

00:35:20.889 --> 00:35:24.909
The Black Eyed Peas and Usher and Slash and then

00:35:24.909 --> 00:35:27.449
Madonna. Madonna. Madonna. I don't remember that

00:35:27.449 --> 00:35:32.550
one at all. Nice. Beyoncé. Beyoncé. Beyoncé.

00:35:32.809 --> 00:35:35.250
And then Destiny's Child, Bruno Mars, Hot Chili

00:35:35.250 --> 00:35:37.630
Peppers, Katy Perry, Lynne Craft. These are good.

00:35:38.010 --> 00:35:41.500
Coldplay. Interesting. Beyoncé again. Lady Gaga.

00:35:41.699 --> 00:35:45.420
Lady Gaga was a great, great, great performance.

00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:49.940
Dude, she showcased some pipes that were unbelievable.

00:35:50.340 --> 00:35:53.820
She is a phenomenal performer. She really is.

00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:55.320
Have you seen her new concert? And she was totally

00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:58.239
classy. Footage of her new concert? I bet it's

00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:01.559
incredible. I don't know if I'd care to see it.

00:36:01.699 --> 00:36:05.760
Did she dress like a sausage? No. Remember she

00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:08.239
had the meat dress? Yeah, she's way into character

00:36:08.239 --> 00:36:11.019
again. It's kind of strange. What does that mean?

00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:13.480
What does she like? She wears weird costumes.

00:36:13.699 --> 00:36:17.579
Yeah. You don't remember the meat dress? Yeah,

00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:20.139
that was awful. You'll have to watch some footage

00:36:20.139 --> 00:36:22.199
during halftime or something like that. I mean,

00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:23.500
it's all her music, so if you like her music,

00:36:23.559 --> 00:36:26.500
it's one thing, but it's quite theatrical. Did

00:36:26.500 --> 00:36:28.820
she have new music? Stop my boat. I watched her,

00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:31.559
I think it was a Netflix special that she had

00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:36.739
on for some reason at four in the morning when

00:36:36.739 --> 00:36:39.380
I had nothing going on. After watching Cinderella?

00:36:41.710 --> 00:36:45.650
She's got an interesting life. She's just a Jewish

00:36:45.650 --> 00:36:49.429
girl and she's had these pipes forever. She's

00:36:49.429 --> 00:36:55.090
always sang. She's always had a vision of holding

00:36:55.090 --> 00:36:59.710
herself up to a higher standard. I think with

00:36:59.710 --> 00:37:02.190
that and her voice, she's so talented. She's

00:37:02.190 --> 00:37:06.130
got such a powerful voice. Her real name. He's

00:37:06.130 --> 00:37:08.989
got his real name up there. Stephanie Joanne

00:37:11.509 --> 00:37:14.849
Angelina Germanotta. Germanotta. Or Lady Gaga.

00:37:15.110 --> 00:37:18.570
Or Lady Gaga. Yeah. Interesting. I wonder where

00:37:18.570 --> 00:37:22.769
Lady Gaga came from. I don't know. So anyways,

00:37:22.889 --> 00:37:24.610
I'm not a huge fan of what's going to be happening

00:37:24.610 --> 00:37:26.130
for the Super Bowl. Me neither. So I encourage

00:37:26.130 --> 00:37:28.329
our listeners out there, if you hear this before

00:37:28.329 --> 00:37:30.150
the Super Bowl, find out what alternatives you

00:37:30.150 --> 00:37:32.630
have using Turning Point. Just Google it. Find

00:37:32.630 --> 00:37:34.610
out what it is. Whatever it is, it's sure the

00:37:34.610 --> 00:37:36.610
hell going to be a lot better than watching this.

00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:41.039
This jack wagon. Yeah. I mean. Maybe we should

00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:44.280
do our first live broadcast. Maybe we should.

00:37:44.699 --> 00:37:47.380
Yeah. All right. What are you guys doing for

00:37:47.380 --> 00:37:48.840
the Super Bowl, by the way? By the way, we're

00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:50.579
having Super Bowl at my house. The traditional

00:37:50.579 --> 00:37:53.400
Super Bowl where I'm going to have football squares

00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:55.880
set up for everybody. I always have fun over

00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:58.380
there. Yeah. Yeah. That would be fun. I'm not

00:37:58.380 --> 00:38:00.900
too thrilled about who's in it. I mean, I would

00:38:00.900 --> 00:38:02.780
much rather have had the Bills, but they got.

00:38:02.860 --> 00:38:06.119
What about Vrabel? He's your coach. You know

00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:09.000
what's weird is you always get these backseat

00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:11.480
drivers. Actually, I didn't mean to say that.

00:38:11.659 --> 00:38:15.699
It's these folks that will bring up points after

00:38:15.699 --> 00:38:17.940
the game is over of things that could have been.

00:38:18.179 --> 00:38:20.480
And I was watching some of these memes, and I'm

00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:23.139
like, well, that is 100 % true. You know, like

00:38:23.139 --> 00:38:26.719
the throw where he totally catches it, lands,

00:38:27.340 --> 00:38:28.820
he's down, and then someone takes it out of his

00:38:28.820 --> 00:38:30.539
arm. That's one. But there's some other where

00:38:30.539 --> 00:38:34.150
guys are going in to... tackle the quarterback,

00:38:34.389 --> 00:38:37.889
and there's no one in front of them. There's

00:38:37.889 --> 00:38:40.829
clear line of sight, and then all of a sudden

00:38:40.829 --> 00:38:45.469
they turn around and go the other way. Oh, you

00:38:45.469 --> 00:38:47.210
mean like they deliberately don't sack the quarterback

00:38:47.210 --> 00:38:51.190
or something? Yes, and it seems like something's

00:38:51.190 --> 00:38:55.369
off. It's just like, was this by design? It could

00:38:55.369 --> 00:38:57.969
be a, I can't get to him by the time he throws

00:38:57.969 --> 00:39:00.449
it, so I have to go catch the guy. He just throwed

00:39:00.449 --> 00:39:06.289
it to. And I thought that, but then he delays

00:39:06.289 --> 00:39:09.530
for two seconds and then runs in. So I know there's

00:39:09.530 --> 00:39:11.409
timing. There's a lot of stuff going on. But

00:39:11.409 --> 00:39:13.769
it's not crazy what you're saying because there's

00:39:13.769 --> 00:39:16.650
already a massive scandal rocking the NBA with

00:39:16.650 --> 00:39:19.530
the whole. And college. And college with gambling.

00:39:19.849 --> 00:39:22.190
Yep, gambling. Gambling's a problem now, especially

00:39:22.190 --> 00:39:23.909
with the prop bets and all this kind of stuff.

00:39:23.969 --> 00:39:26.860
So, I mean, dude. There's big money being made

00:39:26.860 --> 00:39:29.099
when they don't do something or do do something.

00:39:29.260 --> 00:39:31.880
Right. Yeah, but there's some clear, I don't

00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:34.260
want to say it's evidence, but there's very condemning

00:39:34.260 --> 00:39:37.960
evidence of seeing these scenes where you're

00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:39.920
like, dude, you totally could have got them.

00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:42.619
You could have totally caught that. I think you

00:39:42.619 --> 00:39:45.179
have to be careful. I mean, yes, I think you

00:39:45.179 --> 00:39:46.699
may be honest on it, but I also think you need

00:39:46.699 --> 00:39:49.400
to be careful. They're taking a little snapshot

00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:50.860
on time. You need to see what the rest of the

00:39:50.860 --> 00:39:53.699
field's doing. That type of thing, right? So

00:39:53.699 --> 00:39:55.679
yeah, it may look bad in that one little thing,

00:39:55.820 --> 00:39:59.739
but what else was going on? I don't know. I haven't

00:39:59.739 --> 00:40:01.119
seen it. I don't know. Just think about how easy

00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:04.219
that would be. Let's imagine that the defensive

00:40:04.219 --> 00:40:07.179
end and the offensive tackle conspire together

00:40:07.179 --> 00:40:10.619
that somebody makes a bet that on the second

00:40:10.619 --> 00:40:13.179
play of the game, the defensive end is going

00:40:13.179 --> 00:40:16.059
to get a sack. Because you can bet on anything.

00:40:16.510 --> 00:40:18.090
Right. That he's going to get a sack in the first

00:40:18.090 --> 00:40:19.690
quarter. And I'm going to bet a million dollars.

00:40:19.710 --> 00:40:21.590
And somebody bets a million dollars and the offensive

00:40:21.590 --> 00:40:24.969
tackle says, okay, I'll let you buy. And then

00:40:24.969 --> 00:40:27.210
boom, he gets a sack. And then boom, they both

00:40:27.210 --> 00:40:31.630
get $200 ,000 each. I mean, it's that easy. I

00:40:31.630 --> 00:40:33.869
mean, you got to make it believable. But you

00:40:33.869 --> 00:40:35.449
see what I'm saying? I mean, with these prop

00:40:35.449 --> 00:40:37.829
bets, I mean, that's something that's absolutely

00:40:37.829 --> 00:40:41.170
doable. I think they're going to have to reel

00:40:41.170 --> 00:40:43.250
back in some of this. this betting like this,

00:40:43.269 --> 00:40:45.130
to be honest with you. Well, the cat's out of

00:40:45.130 --> 00:40:46.550
the bag on it. It's going to be hard to rein

00:40:46.550 --> 00:40:47.630
it back in. That's what I mean. It's hard to

00:40:47.630 --> 00:40:49.449
rein it. They can do it. They can. They can lock

00:40:49.449 --> 00:40:51.250
it back down and say, all right, no more online

00:40:51.250 --> 00:40:54.809
bets or whatever, but it's going to be a fight.

00:40:55.030 --> 00:40:57.030
I mean, already that one guy faked an injury

00:40:57.030 --> 00:41:00.630
and came out of the game, so he didn't get his

00:41:00.630 --> 00:41:02.769
numbers, and somebody bet that he wouldn't get

00:41:02.769 --> 00:41:05.650
his numbers. Who was that? Some NBA player. Oh,

00:41:05.670 --> 00:41:08.650
NBA. I thought you meant football. Yeah. I don't

00:41:08.650 --> 00:41:11.050
care about NBA. They're investigating him. On

00:41:11.050 --> 00:41:14.750
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What, like $5 ,000 each? At least. They're solid

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gold, right? Yeah, they're solid bronze. So we

00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:49.119
just want to pay for this bottle that we have.

00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:51.500
And gold just went over $5 ,000 an ounce. I know

00:41:51.500 --> 00:41:55.119
it. That's right. Insane. Yeah. I don't know.

00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:58.619
I don't know if that's good or bad. Because I

00:41:58.619 --> 00:42:03.360
think it indicates a lack of confidence in the

00:42:03.360 --> 00:42:06.380
stability of the market. Yeah. That and Bitcoin

00:42:06.380 --> 00:42:09.300
has gone down the tube right now. Is it? It's

00:42:09.300 --> 00:42:12.480
going down. Maybe now is the time to buy. Well,

00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.619
it's still probably $40 ,000. I will never buy

00:42:15.619 --> 00:42:18.159
Bitcoin. But you can buy... How does that work?

00:42:18.219 --> 00:42:19.639
You can buy little shares of it. I know. How

00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:22.539
do you buy one one -thousandth of a Bitcoin?

00:42:22.539 --> 00:42:27.380
It's all digital. It's all digital. I can't wrap

00:42:27.380 --> 00:42:29.679
my head around it. Yeah, it's all digital. But

00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:32.119
it's still a coin. I mean, I know it's not a

00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:35.179
physical coin, but it's still... When you add

00:42:35.179 --> 00:42:38.340
up 100 % of something, it's considered one Bitcoin.

00:42:38.619 --> 00:42:40.739
I think the fact that it's 100 % digital, you

00:42:40.739 --> 00:42:42.460
could dice and slice it however much you want.

00:42:42.500 --> 00:42:45.500
There's no unit at all. It doesn't matter. You

00:42:45.500 --> 00:42:49.519
just say, I have one ten thousandth of one. Because

00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:51.039
you're not buying anything. You're not buying

00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:56.000
anything. It's all theoretical. It's preposterous.

00:42:56.059 --> 00:42:59.219
The only redeeming quality about it is that people

00:42:59.219 --> 00:43:02.400
are stupid enough to continue to invest money

00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:06.039
in it. But what's crazy is it has made thousands

00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:08.340
upon thousands upon thousands of millionaires.

00:43:08.340 --> 00:43:11.480
It's going to crash. I know. Is it like a – it's

00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:14.079
not a pyramid scheme. It kind of is because you're

00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:17.219
robbing Peter to pay Paul. You're not robbing

00:43:17.219 --> 00:43:19.659
anybody. You're using your own money, and somebody

00:43:19.659 --> 00:43:25.820
is – and it's going up. Yeah. There's a Bitcoin

00:43:25.820 --> 00:43:30.960
farm that just opened up somewhere down in Texas.

00:43:31.949 --> 00:43:34.650
And it's causing problems because they're consuming

00:43:34.650 --> 00:43:37.190
all the energy to run all their servers. Yeah,

00:43:37.190 --> 00:43:39.190
the mining. The mining is, I don't understand

00:43:39.190 --> 00:43:41.690
that. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know. The

00:43:41.690 --> 00:43:45.190
mining for Bitcoin. So did somebody go out there

00:43:45.190 --> 00:43:48.510
and create this stuff? Did they hide them somewhere?

00:43:48.869 --> 00:43:51.730
I don't understand it. I don't get it either.

00:43:52.550 --> 00:43:56.230
It's just crazy. Yeah, I don't understand. So

00:43:56.230 --> 00:43:58.349
what are we looking at here, Mr. Producer? Oh,

00:43:58.389 --> 00:44:00.559
that's all -time Bitcoin. All -time Bitcoin.

00:44:00.659 --> 00:44:03.539
Oh, God. So look at it. If you bought $1 ,000

00:44:03.539 --> 00:44:08.619
worth, $100 worth back in 2015, look at what

00:44:08.619 --> 00:44:11.820
you... Oh, my God. Look at that. It is over...

00:44:11.820 --> 00:44:18.079
It was over $120 ,000. Geez, that is insane.

00:44:19.260 --> 00:44:22.099
And good for those people that have successfully...

00:44:22.099 --> 00:44:25.320
Is it too late? ...made money on it. Is it too

00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:26.880
late to get into this? I mean... I mean, some

00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:28.989
people say it's going to go to a million. But,

00:44:28.989 --> 00:44:32.869
I mean, there's a million other digital currencies.

00:44:32.869 --> 00:44:34.989
Coins, yeah, but not Bitcoin. Not Bitcoin, yeah.

00:44:35.510 --> 00:44:37.550
But if you're going to get into the game, I know

00:44:37.550 --> 00:44:39.110
it's way late to get in the game, but if you're

00:44:39.110 --> 00:44:41.170
going to get into it, would it just be Bitcoin?

00:44:42.369 --> 00:44:46.369
I think unless there's a... Better one that comes

00:44:46.369 --> 00:44:48.489
along. I mean, that's the thing. Is there always

00:44:48.489 --> 00:44:49.909
going to be a better one that comes along? Yeah,

00:44:49.909 --> 00:44:52.230
but what is better? I mean, it's nothing. Oh,

00:44:52.369 --> 00:44:54.269
I'm going to invest in a better nothing. I mean,

00:44:54.289 --> 00:44:55.530
it doesn't make sense. I know, it doesn't make

00:44:55.530 --> 00:44:57.130
sense. Ethereum is one of them, right? I'm not

00:44:57.130 --> 00:44:58.849
trying to justify it. I don't own any of it,

00:44:58.889 --> 00:45:01.050
but I'm just saying if you're going to call a

00:45:01.050 --> 00:45:02.949
digital currency anything, you're going to call

00:45:02.949 --> 00:45:05.530
it Bitcoin. It's like Kleenex, right? Right.

00:45:05.530 --> 00:45:08.329
Or Xerox. But I know there's Ethereum and there's

00:45:08.329 --> 00:45:10.449
like, there's all... Yeah, and Solana and then...

00:45:10.449 --> 00:45:11.849
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of them. Doge and

00:45:11.849 --> 00:45:14.440
all that other kind of crap, but... The one and

00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:18.980
only that's kind of universally tradable is Bitcoin.

00:45:19.900 --> 00:45:22.360
Some of them are based on different things, but

00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:24.940
the one that is kind of universal in acceptance

00:45:24.940 --> 00:45:29.059
is Bitcoin. So if you're going to get into it,

00:45:29.099 --> 00:45:31.800
that's the one to get into, huh? Okay, interesting.

00:45:32.579 --> 00:45:34.860
And I think the other thing is they don't debase

00:45:34.860 --> 00:45:36.539
it. Are they done debasing it? They're about

00:45:36.539 --> 00:45:40.679
to be done. With the amount of total Bitcoin

00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:47.210
that can be... mind. Once I get to that ultimate

00:45:47.210 --> 00:45:50.409
number... It's finite? It's finite. It will be

00:45:50.409 --> 00:45:52.510
finite. I don't know if it's there yet, but I

00:45:52.510 --> 00:45:54.929
know that it will be finite. And then it becomes

00:45:54.929 --> 00:45:57.409
trading. Then it becomes just a rare commodity

00:45:57.409 --> 00:46:01.530
type of thing. How is it going to tap out? They're

00:46:01.530 --> 00:46:06.269
just going to quit. You'll be able to... Who?

00:46:06.449 --> 00:46:11.059
Who creates these? There's a certain... serial

00:46:11.059 --> 00:46:13.559
number or something to it, right? But who creates

00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:18.119
them? I don't know, Jeff. You're like a two -year

00:46:18.119 --> 00:46:20.659
-old, man. Daddy, what's Bitcoin? I don't fucking

00:46:20.659 --> 00:46:24.360
know. You just said there was a serial number.

00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:26.639
You didn't answer my question. They're created

00:46:26.639 --> 00:46:28.760
through the blockchain and there's a certain

00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:31.119
amount of chain that they're going to make. in

00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:33.179
order to encrypt this thing, right? And then

00:46:33.179 --> 00:46:35.219
when they're done, they're done. What I'm asking

00:46:35.219 --> 00:46:37.820
is, who is they? I'm not thinking unit dancer,

00:46:37.900 --> 00:46:39.519
but who is they? Probably like Robin Hood? I

00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:42.960
mean, who does that? This is the most impossible

00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:46.590
thing to understand. Yeah, who is they? Who created

00:46:46.590 --> 00:46:48.349
these? Do me a favor. I personally think it's

00:46:48.349 --> 00:46:50.309
Putin. Do me a favor, because I bet you the people

00:46:50.309 --> 00:46:52.429
listening to this podcast right now would love

00:46:52.429 --> 00:46:55.769
to have the most simple... Can you go to Grok

00:46:55.769 --> 00:46:59.210
or to ChatGPT and say, explain cryptocurrency

00:46:59.210 --> 00:47:04.389
to a five -year -old or a ten -year -old? All

00:47:04.389 --> 00:47:06.469
right. I would love to see what its answer is.

00:47:06.530 --> 00:47:09.510
So Satoshi Nakamoto? Yes. He created it, but

00:47:09.510 --> 00:47:11.030
he's not... And I don't even think that's real.

00:47:11.090 --> 00:47:14.219
I think that's just a pseudonym. Oh, to like

00:47:14.219 --> 00:47:16.619
a person who's... All right, so ask it. Please

00:47:16.619 --> 00:47:21.400
explain the concept of cryptocurrency and mining

00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:30.139
to an eight -year -old. Maybe beyond us. All

00:47:30.139 --> 00:47:33.010
right, three -year -old. Let's see what it comes

00:47:33.010 --> 00:47:34.829
up with because, okay, it's impossible. All right,

00:47:34.829 --> 00:47:36.570
let's see here. Cryptocurrency is like invisible

00:47:36.570 --> 00:47:40.570
money for the internet. I'm on so far. Instead

00:47:40.570 --> 00:47:42.849
of physical coins or paper bills you carry in

00:47:42.849 --> 00:47:44.769
your pocket, these coins are made of computer

00:47:44.769 --> 00:47:47.610
code and live on phones or computers. One of

00:47:47.610 --> 00:47:49.269
the biggest differences between crypto and the

00:47:49.269 --> 00:47:51.429
money your parents use, like dollars or euros,

00:47:51.590 --> 00:47:54.010
is that there is no bank or government in charge

00:47:54.010 --> 00:47:56.289
of it. Instead, it is run by a huge network of

00:47:56.289 --> 00:47:58.530
computers all over the world that work together

00:47:58.530 --> 00:48:01.070
to make sure everyone's money is safe. How does

00:48:01.070 --> 00:48:03.889
it work? Imagine a giant digital notebook, this

00:48:03.889 --> 00:48:06.610
is called a blockchain, that everyone in the

00:48:06.610 --> 00:48:10.050
world can see but nobody can erase. The rules,

00:48:10.170 --> 00:48:12.309
when you want to send a digital coin to a friend,

00:48:12.429 --> 00:48:14.630
the computers in the network check the notebook

00:48:14.630 --> 00:48:17.329
to make sure you actually have the coin. No cheating.

00:48:17.570 --> 00:48:20.269
Once the computers agree that the trade is fair,

00:48:20.389 --> 00:48:22.750
they write it down in the notebook forever. Because

00:48:22.750 --> 00:48:26.610
thousands of computers have a copy of this same

00:48:26.610 --> 00:48:28.489
notebook, it is almost impossible for anyone

00:48:28.489 --> 00:48:31.269
to cheat or change the numbers. Interesting.

00:48:31.289 --> 00:48:34.869
I don't believe that at all. I don't know. You

00:48:34.869 --> 00:48:37.809
don't have to. So there's all these computers.

00:48:38.010 --> 00:48:41.969
Is my computer part of this? No. So what computers

00:48:41.969 --> 00:48:45.590
are in charge of this? Actually, I go back to

00:48:45.590 --> 00:48:48.710
whose servers? Well, I mean, it's just shared

00:48:48.710 --> 00:48:51.550
networks. Whose servers house these? What computers

00:48:51.550 --> 00:48:54.150
create Bitcoin? There we go. So there are...

00:48:55.699 --> 00:48:57.860
Server farms out there. Correct. It's kind of

00:48:57.860 --> 00:49:00.360
like, you know, there used to be a, like in your

00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:02.300
own house, you can have a collective amount of

00:49:02.300 --> 00:49:04.079
hard drives, like five or six, and you can pull

00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:06.539
anyone out at any time, and it still has all

00:49:06.539 --> 00:49:08.039
that information. All right, here's the answer

00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.739
here. Bitcoin is created using highly specialized

00:49:10.739 --> 00:49:14.099
computers called ASICs, application -specific

00:49:14.099 --> 00:49:16.579
integrated circuits. Unlike your home laptop

00:49:16.579 --> 00:49:19.360
or gaming PC, these machines custom -built to

00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:21.739
do only one thing, solve the complex mathematical

00:49:21.739 --> 00:49:24.280
puzzles required to secure the Bitcoin network

00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:26.980
and mint new coins. That doesn't answer... Not

00:49:26.980 --> 00:49:28.739
really. That doesn't answer... Like who's in

00:49:28.739 --> 00:49:31.179
charge of them? Yeah. Who put this mathematical

00:49:31.179 --> 00:49:35.079
equation out there and where did they put them

00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:39.559
to go? to go mining. I don't know. That's what

00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:40.619
I want to try to understand. Because they've

00:49:40.619 --> 00:49:45.840
got, like, Alex at the house. He's got this machine

00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:48.860
at the house, and it's like these circuit boards,

00:49:49.019 --> 00:49:52.579
and there's probably six of them, and they're

00:49:52.579 --> 00:49:54.300
constantly running. They've got this little digital

00:49:54.300 --> 00:49:57.440
screen on there, and it's mining. He's mining.

00:49:57.659 --> 00:50:00.480
He's mining at my house. Looking for Bitcoin.

00:50:00.579 --> 00:50:02.260
Well, you can do that in your house. Yeah, anyone

00:50:02.260 --> 00:50:04.900
can do it. Anyone can do it. Well, don't you

00:50:04.900 --> 00:50:06.719
have to have? I mean, it's saying now. It needs

00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:08.860
to be this type of computer, right? It's not

00:50:08.860 --> 00:50:10.739
even on a computer. So I just have to buy a $100

00:50:10.739 --> 00:50:13.219
,000 computer? No. That's not what he has. It's

00:50:13.219 --> 00:50:15.639
not. What he's got, they're little tiny circuit

00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:19.760
boards. And there's a little panel, a box, and

00:50:19.760 --> 00:50:24.079
they fit in these slots. And the box fires up

00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:25.500
the circuit boards, and there's a little counter

00:50:25.500 --> 00:50:30.320
on it. And it engages the Wi -Fi, and it just

00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:32.909
sits there and mines. And if it hits, that's

00:50:32.909 --> 00:50:36.710
$88 ,000, man. Has he ever hit? No. Of course

00:50:36.710 --> 00:50:38.889
not. So have you noticed your electricity bill

00:50:38.889 --> 00:50:41.250
is like $800 a month? What he's doing is he's

00:50:41.250 --> 00:50:43.969
helping the calculation happen. This complex

00:50:43.969 --> 00:50:48.010
blockchain calculation happened. And as a reward

00:50:48.010 --> 00:50:50.530
for doing that, he will get a sliver of a Bitcoin

00:50:50.530 --> 00:50:54.309
for helping the network run, right? Oh, good

00:50:54.309 --> 00:50:56.710
Lord. So it's not like he's out there just saying,

00:50:56.829 --> 00:50:59.690
like with a... A metal detector on a beach trying

00:50:59.690 --> 00:51:01.469
to find... Oh, so it's a shared space that he's

00:51:01.469 --> 00:51:04.269
getting a cut of. He's getting a cut of helping

00:51:04.269 --> 00:51:09.010
this calculation that really nobody understands,

00:51:09.110 --> 00:51:12.469
but these computers can apparently do this chain

00:51:12.469 --> 00:51:16.230
calculation, right? That he'll get a reward for

00:51:16.230 --> 00:51:18.190
doing that. It says, why does Bitcoin need mining

00:51:18.190 --> 00:51:20.409
rigs? It uses a system called proof of work,

00:51:20.469 --> 00:51:23.750
and mining rigs compete. to solve cryptographic

00:51:23.750 --> 00:51:26.110
puzzles. When one wins, it confirms a new block

00:51:26.110 --> 00:51:28.670
of transactions. It secures the network without

00:51:28.670 --> 00:51:30.409
needing any central authority. That's the key.

00:51:30.869 --> 00:51:33.409
It's decentralized, yeah, and no government controls

00:51:33.409 --> 00:51:36.010
it. No government, right. I'm essentially going

00:51:36.010 --> 00:51:38.849
to walk away from this conversation not any smarter

00:51:38.849 --> 00:51:40.989
at all. I'm going to agree with you. It's not

00:51:40.989 --> 00:51:43.550
easy. It's what they call obfuscation. It's just

00:51:43.550 --> 00:51:46.150
bullshit. And if you want to avoid it, I would

00:51:46.150 --> 00:51:48.960
say you're probably smarter, right? Yeah. But

00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:51.139
there are people that make money. So don't put

00:51:51.139 --> 00:51:53.920
my 401k, the entire 401k into crypto. Not the

00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:58.599
whole thing. Maybe half. Half. Did you hear about

00:51:58.599 --> 00:52:01.360
the guy who lost the thumb drive in the dump?

00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:04.920
In the trash? No. He finally gave up. He lost

00:52:04.920 --> 00:52:06.480
the thumb drive in the trash? Thumb drive. I

00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:09.719
think it's now worth like $145 billion or something

00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:14.860
like that. Yeah. He wanted to ask the city if

00:52:14.860 --> 00:52:18.480
he could go dig it up, the dump. And the city's

00:52:18.480 --> 00:52:21.360
like, no, we're using the dump. Right? The landfill.

00:52:21.460 --> 00:52:23.059
I'll give you half. I'll give you half, yeah.

00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:25.480
Well, it's like the other guy that forgot his

00:52:25.480 --> 00:52:28.860
password and he's used nine of the ten chances

00:52:28.860 --> 00:52:30.860
and he won't try it anymore. And it's worth like

00:52:30.860 --> 00:52:33.000
$360 million. It's probably more now because

00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:34.380
it keeps going up. Oh, yeah. It's probably worth

00:52:34.380 --> 00:52:37.300
more now. So the guy finally gave up his fight

00:52:37.300 --> 00:52:40.679
and was like... It's gone. Damn. Damn. Threw

00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:42.760
away the thumb drive. How do you live with having

00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:46.340
given up $160 million? I don't know, man. How

00:52:46.340 --> 00:52:48.239
do you? Okay. You just have to. You're just like.

00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:51.300
Bitterly. I never had it. Kind of a thing. If

00:52:51.300 --> 00:52:54.440
you guys had a thumb drive that had $160 million,

00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:59.099
how secure would you make that? I would put it

00:52:59.099 --> 00:53:02.010
in safe. It would be. Oh, you'd stick it up your

00:53:02.010 --> 00:53:04.489
rectum. Yes. Oh, yeah. That's the safest place

00:53:04.489 --> 00:53:06.050
for it. Oh, yeah. No one else is going in there.

00:53:06.369 --> 00:53:10.389
No. Have you smelled him? Nobody's getting close

00:53:10.389 --> 00:53:12.090
to that. You're going to find it, mister. We've

00:53:12.090 --> 00:53:13.809
torn apart your house. You'll never find it.

00:53:13.829 --> 00:53:16.110
You'll never find it. You'll never find it. Oh,

00:53:16.130 --> 00:53:20.550
oh, oh. There it is. Milwaukee pickle that sucker.

00:53:23.530 --> 00:53:26.329
Oh, good Lord. All right. So that's Jeff's security

00:53:26.329 --> 00:53:28.849
system. Gotcha. That's where he mines. He's got

00:53:28.849 --> 00:53:31.510
the little mining butt plug. Yes. Very nice.

00:53:31.750 --> 00:53:33.469
Yes. Very nice. All right. How the hell did we

00:53:33.469 --> 00:53:35.070
get on? And it vibrates. How the hell did we

00:53:35.070 --> 00:53:36.829
get on a cryptocurrency anyway? I don't know.

00:53:36.829 --> 00:53:38.750
Good Lord. I don't know. We went from Super Bowl

00:53:38.750 --> 00:53:40.670
halftime show to cryptocurrency. Dr. Pepper led

00:53:40.670 --> 00:53:42.449
us down this trail. Oh, yeah. Dr. Pepper. Maybe

00:53:42.449 --> 00:53:44.130
that was it. All right. Well, let's talk about

00:53:44.130 --> 00:53:46.550
Bonnie Blue. She's back in the news. Yeah. I

00:53:46.550 --> 00:53:48.610
wanted to bring that up just because on one of

00:53:48.610 --> 00:53:51.269
our past podcasts, we talked about Bonnie Blue,

00:53:51.389 --> 00:53:53.579
and I had made the gesture. her that she's going

00:53:53.579 --> 00:53:55.599
to go to jail for 10 years. And that she's American.

00:53:56.039 --> 00:53:59.460
I did. I made a mistake. I apologize. She's not

00:53:59.460 --> 00:54:01.679
American. She's British. She's from British.

00:54:01.820 --> 00:54:04.099
We both knew she was British, but we didn't want

00:54:04.099 --> 00:54:06.340
to correct you. Yeah. Is that what it was? We

00:54:06.340 --> 00:54:09.739
want her USA to claim her. Right. And you were

00:54:09.739 --> 00:54:12.800
like, so arrogant. You have to assume that she

00:54:12.800 --> 00:54:15.519
was American. Anyway, you were thinking that

00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:16.840
she was going to go to jail, and there's an update.

00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:18.800
She did not go to jail. She's not going to jail.

00:54:18.920 --> 00:54:22.949
However, what happened to her? banned. Recent

00:54:22.949 --> 00:54:26.750
deportation from Bali. Following her arrest in

00:54:26.750 --> 00:54:31.510
late 2025 during a schoolies tour in Bali, Blue

00:54:31.510 --> 00:54:34.449
was officially deported from Indonesia in December

00:54:34.449 --> 00:54:37.329
2025. While she was cleared of pornography charges,

00:54:37.550 --> 00:54:43.289
she was still fined roughly $12 to $20. for road

00:54:43.289 --> 00:54:46.250
violations related to the bang bus vehicle and

00:54:46.250 --> 00:54:49.349
received a 10 -year ban from entering the country.

00:54:49.489 --> 00:54:51.929
She got very lucky. She got lucky. For them to

00:54:51.929 --> 00:54:53.969
drop the pornography charges, that right there

00:54:53.969 --> 00:54:56.130
would have been multi -years, I can promise you.

00:54:56.210 --> 00:54:59.269
It is an extremely conservative Islamic country.

00:54:59.449 --> 00:55:03.989
She got fined 200 ,000 rupiah. Do you know what

00:55:03.989 --> 00:55:06.380
a rupiah is? Oh, yeah. I lived there for five

00:55:06.380 --> 00:55:10.019
years. $12 to $20. It's $10 to $20. Which is

00:55:10.019 --> 00:55:13.679
why people are buying Bitcoin. For proper vehicle

00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:18.440
use. She got off easy. Tia Billinger. Did she

00:55:18.440 --> 00:55:22.440
ever? What? Tia Billinger got off. I'm not sure

00:55:22.440 --> 00:55:24.679
she got off. She just kind of. How old is this

00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:28.940
chick? She's 27. So she's apparently planning

00:55:28.940 --> 00:55:31.800
her next stunt. And this one she's calling a

00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:35.070
cattle breeding. cattle breeding thing she delayed

00:55:35.070 --> 00:55:37.789
it from january to february because it needs

00:55:37.789 --> 00:55:41.909
to align with her body uh cycle what is what

00:55:41.909 --> 00:55:46.010
is her task uh she wants to beat her last record

00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:49.030
i guess it was a thousand dudes in a day a day

00:55:49.030 --> 00:55:51.710
i guess she wants to beat that so i don't know

00:55:51.710 --> 00:55:54.989
i don't get it i really don't get it she was

00:55:54.989 --> 00:55:58.710
abused when she's like 55 is she be like yeah

00:55:59.779 --> 00:56:01.719
That was a good idea. How much money is she making?

00:56:01.980 --> 00:56:04.320
Let's see if this is worth it. What is her net

00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:07.840
worth? She's 26 years old. Born in 99. She's

00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:11.079
younger than your daughter. She's Brandon's age.

00:56:11.380 --> 00:56:13.820
Insane. All right. While her exact net worth

00:56:13.820 --> 00:56:16.500
isn't public, let's see here. Blah, blah, blah.

00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:22.039
Stating, okay, to over 2 million pounds. Monthly.

00:56:22.780 --> 00:56:26.500
Monthly? Oh, shit. Two million dollars. No, no,

00:56:26.500 --> 00:56:28.639
no. Two million pounds. No, it's 1 .5 million

00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:31.420
pounds. Oh, I see that. Two million pounds a

00:56:31.420 --> 00:56:34.679
month. Yeah. Huh. Well, she may see it as worth

00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:36.739
it. Well, why aren't we doing this cattle breeding

00:56:36.739 --> 00:56:41.530
thing? I'll film. Two million a month? I'm not

00:56:41.530 --> 00:56:42.989
filming shit, man. Well, you shouldn't do it

00:56:42.989 --> 00:56:46.210
because you've got your crypto thing. I'm going

00:56:46.210 --> 00:56:48.369
to be the guy with the garden hose. I'll hose

00:56:48.369 --> 00:56:50.190
you down so the place doesn't smell. Oh, my God.

00:56:50.250 --> 00:56:52.170
Oh, it stinks so bad. God, we've already been

00:56:52.170 --> 00:56:55.429
over this. And that was our highest watched video.

00:56:55.809 --> 00:56:59.150
I'll build a stainless steel room with a nice

00:56:59.150 --> 00:57:02.139
drain in the center. Kind of like the movie Saw

00:57:02.139 --> 00:57:03.920
or something like that. We'll make it like a

00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:08.900
little penitentiary background. Penetration?

00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:12.980
Penitentiary. Penitentiary. Prison, essentially.

00:57:13.579 --> 00:57:16.920
What did I say? Penitentiary. Penetrationary.

00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:21.960
Penetrationary, by the way. Fallopian slip. I

00:57:21.960 --> 00:57:25.420
wonder if she has any intention to have children

00:57:25.420 --> 00:57:29.239
at some point. I would say no. At this point

00:57:29.239 --> 00:57:31.320
in her life, she needs to make a decision. I'm

00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:32.619
not going to embarrass my kids. Can you imagine

00:57:32.619 --> 00:57:34.300
a child growing up like that? That's what I mean.

00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:36.840
I mean, you've got these porn stars out there

00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:41.619
that have begged for the industry to relinquish

00:57:41.619 --> 00:57:43.780
their control on some of the videos they have

00:57:43.780 --> 00:57:45.860
out there. Can you please take these off? And

00:57:45.860 --> 00:57:47.420
they're like, sorry, dude, you signed on the

00:57:47.420 --> 00:57:49.099
bottom line. You signed the contract. You made

00:57:49.099 --> 00:57:51.980
20 bucks. That's not the story of the highest

00:57:51.980 --> 00:57:54.840
grossing porn star of all time. What's her name?

00:57:56.719 --> 00:57:58.650
I have no idea. Damn it. I don't know who you

00:57:58.650 --> 00:58:01.269
are. Help me out here, Chuck. Nina Hartley? Look

00:58:01.269 --> 00:58:03.449
it up. Highest grossing porn star. Like Janet

00:58:03.449 --> 00:58:05.570
Jameson? It is Janet Jameson. Ginger Lynn? And

00:58:05.570 --> 00:58:09.090
she is now a born -again Christian, and she is,

00:58:09.269 --> 00:58:12.070
so it's amazing how your life, people don't realize

00:58:12.070 --> 00:58:15.889
this, but I mean, you're not, life changes, right?

00:58:16.070 --> 00:58:18.010
And you look back on the things you did, and

00:58:18.010 --> 00:58:19.969
you're like, ooh, shit. She was married to Tito

00:58:19.969 --> 00:58:22.599
Ortiz. She is a born -again Christian. I don't

00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:25.039
think she still is. I think has kids, is married,

00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:27.880
has kids. I'm not sure about the kids. But, yeah,

00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.659
she's, you know. She was married to a UFC fighter

00:58:30.659 --> 00:58:35.099
for a while. And. Whatever. I mean, Jenna Jameson's

00:58:35.099 --> 00:58:38.719
pretty, but, you know, I don't. There is life

00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:41.340
after the porn industry. Who was the. Not a very

00:58:41.340 --> 00:58:44.480
good quality. Yeah, it's not pretty. Who was

00:58:44.480 --> 00:58:48.539
the porn star? That was underage when she was

00:58:48.539 --> 00:58:51.619
making the porns. And that was a huge scandal.

00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:56.000
She said she was like 18 or 19. She lied about

00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:58.960
it? Yeah, so she lied and she was like 15, 16

00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:03.579
years old, I think. Tracy Lords. Yes, Tracy Lords.

00:59:03.760 --> 00:59:06.300
That was back in the 80s or 90s. I saw that video.

00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:14.110
Dude, she was acting as a carousel. And with

00:59:14.110 --> 00:59:16.070
four different guys. I was just like, God bless.

00:59:16.389 --> 00:59:18.869
Yeah, okay. Actually, Tracy Lourdes actually

00:59:18.869 --> 00:59:21.809
showed up in some sort of TV show, didn't she?

00:59:21.829 --> 00:59:24.670
Yeah, she's been in a couple movies. Whatever.

00:59:25.150 --> 00:59:28.909
There is life after these horrific career decisions.

00:59:29.289 --> 00:59:32.230
And this wasn't even, this wasn't horrific, but

00:59:32.230 --> 00:59:34.809
I mean, it's also, you know, this is misguided.

00:59:35.769 --> 00:59:39.449
She was misguided. Wasn't her dad like? Oh, I

00:59:39.449 --> 00:59:40.969
don't know. Instrumental in trying to get her

00:59:40.969 --> 00:59:43.090
into the business? I don't know her. All I know

00:59:43.090 --> 00:59:45.110
is her age. I don't know her backstory. That

00:59:45.110 --> 00:59:47.329
would be awful. All right. Anyway, the other

00:59:47.329 --> 00:59:51.750
thing with Bonnie Blue is that Facebook, ABC's

00:59:51.750 --> 00:59:55.869
Facebook was hacked. And Bonnie Blue, and explicit

00:59:55.869 --> 00:59:59.469
photos of Bonnie Blue were put on, very briefly,

00:59:59.590 --> 01:00:02.789
put on their... Like a bunch of places? On the

01:00:02.789 --> 01:00:06.809
ABC Facebook. On January 27th, ABC's Facebook.

01:00:07.099 --> 01:00:10.519
The official ABC News Facebook page was compromised

01:00:10.519 --> 01:00:14.380
via a staff account breach. Explicit images of

01:00:14.380 --> 01:00:16.639
Bonnie Blue and fellow creator Lily Phillips

01:00:16.639 --> 01:00:20.519
were briefly posted to the page's 4 .9 million

01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:23.139
followers before being removed. Blue responded

01:00:23.139 --> 01:00:25.539
to the incident with humor on social media, reportedly

01:00:25.539 --> 01:00:28.619
telling the broadcaster to tell your IT guy I

01:00:28.619 --> 01:00:32.239
said aye. That's funny. She's probably like,

01:00:32.239 --> 01:00:35.309
everyone's seen my crotch at this point. God.

01:00:35.309 --> 01:00:36.690
Thousands of guys. Was she just, like, beaving

01:00:36.690 --> 01:00:37.869
at her or something like that? I don't know.

01:00:38.469 --> 01:00:41.010
Well, you can imagine if it was explicit. Yeah.

01:00:41.670 --> 01:00:44.469
Anyway. There is nothing tantalizing about that.

01:00:44.989 --> 01:00:47.150
No. Not really. There's nothing. It's just, like,

01:00:47.230 --> 01:00:50.250
painful. Not really. All right. Well, that brings

01:00:50.250 --> 01:00:53.750
us up to a big old changer here. We're going

01:00:53.750 --> 01:00:59.079
to jump on to our bourbon of the day. Yes, it

01:00:59.079 --> 01:01:02.639
is. How long have we had this? This is one of

01:01:02.639 --> 01:01:05.079
our very first ones. I bet we probably had this

01:01:05.079 --> 01:01:08.960
for five years. Wow. I bet. And it's been hiding

01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:12.320
off. It's Long Branch. Yeah. And it's a product

01:01:12.320 --> 01:01:15.219
of wild turkey. It is. This was, I don't know

01:01:15.219 --> 01:01:18.320
if it still is, but I know it was one of the

01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:21.079
celebrity ones with Mansi McConaughey. Yeah,

01:01:21.099 --> 01:01:24.880
that was his signature bourbon. What do you say?

01:01:25.159 --> 01:01:28.230
Well, well, well. What do you say? All right,

01:01:28.269 --> 01:01:30.429
all right, all right. All right, all right, all

01:01:30.429 --> 01:01:32.369
right. Well, now he's part of the, he's with

01:01:32.369 --> 01:01:35.030
Bradley Cooper and those Uber Eats. Oh, God,

01:01:35.070 --> 01:01:37.210
that was awful. So annoying. He's in the truck

01:01:37.210 --> 01:01:40.570
going, what's he saying? Food, food, food. I

01:01:40.570 --> 01:01:42.030
was like, stop. We don't really need it recreated.

01:01:42.030 --> 01:01:44.010
It's because he's got the munchies. It's a huge

01:01:44.010 --> 01:01:47.010
proponent. Yeah, but it's a really annoying commercial.

01:01:47.030 --> 01:01:50.869
Right. So this is like, like Sean said, this

01:01:50.869 --> 01:01:55.110
is a wild turkey. with Matthew McConaughey. Okay.

01:01:55.210 --> 01:01:58.130
This is aged eight years. Nice. That's respectable.

01:01:58.550 --> 01:02:01.230
Yeah, the age is nice for what it is. It probably

01:02:01.230 --> 01:02:06.110
costs 35 bucks is my guess. That's 40. Yep. Proof

01:02:06.110 --> 01:02:11.170
is 86, so basically it's tea. Yeah. We can be

01:02:11.170 --> 01:02:13.610
snobs on this one. But it's sweet tea. It's such

01:02:13.610 --> 01:02:18.369
a light. It's caramel. It's sweet. It's got a

01:02:18.369 --> 01:02:25.650
little slap of cinnamon. Like a pear. I just

01:02:25.650 --> 01:02:29.130
pick a very standard bourbon, sweet bourbon.

01:02:29.630 --> 01:02:32.289
It's very light. I don't taste like stone fruit.

01:02:32.489 --> 01:02:41.070
I don't taste a very light nutmeg. It goes away

01:02:41.070 --> 01:02:44.929
super fast. It doesn't last at all. They said

01:02:44.929 --> 01:02:47.130
when Wild Turkey hired McConaughey, making him

01:02:47.130 --> 01:02:49.369
the highest paid creative director in the ad

01:02:49.369 --> 01:02:52.199
industry. They were most likely going to want

01:02:52.199 --> 01:02:53.980
to get the most out of the arrangement. They

01:02:53.980 --> 01:02:55.860
not only wanted to bank on his name and have

01:02:55.860 --> 01:02:59.539
him... Can you scroll up a little bit more? And

01:02:59.539 --> 01:03:01.659
have him write and star in their own commercial.

01:03:01.699 --> 01:03:03.679
They wanted his help developing a new Wild Turkey

01:03:03.679 --> 01:03:05.539
expression with his name on it. Enter Long Branch.

01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:08.900
There we go. All right. Well, it's not bad. They

01:03:08.900 --> 01:03:10.599
shelled out a lot of money for him to... It's

01:03:10.599 --> 01:03:13.119
not bad. I mean, I could drink this. I mean,

01:03:13.139 --> 01:03:14.719
I wouldn't kick it out of bed, but is this something

01:03:14.719 --> 01:03:17.710
we'd replace? No. At this point, no. No. I wouldn't

01:03:17.710 --> 01:03:20.010
replace it. No. No. Unless you want something

01:03:20.010 --> 01:03:23.710
on hand for non -bourbon drinkers. I mean, if

01:03:23.710 --> 01:03:28.369
it shows up and it's $30, I will always remember

01:03:28.369 --> 01:03:30.789
Long Branch. Is it solid? Yeah. Is it something

01:03:30.789 --> 01:03:32.690
I would get for a party? If you're throwing a

01:03:32.690 --> 01:03:36.090
party and you need to diverse some booze, this

01:03:36.090 --> 01:03:38.239
is excellent. Yeah, it wouldn't hurt. Yep, so

01:03:38.239 --> 01:03:40.420
Wild Turkey Long Branch 86 proof, an eight -year

01:03:40.420 --> 01:03:42.599
small batch Kentucky straight bourbon, refined

01:03:42.599 --> 01:03:45.260
with Texas mesquite and oak charcoal, resulting

01:03:45.260 --> 01:03:47.880
in smooth, sweet, and smoky profile. Features

01:03:47.880 --> 01:03:50.360
notes of caramel, vanilla, toffee, and toasted

01:03:50.360 --> 01:03:52.840
oak with a gentle smoky, slightly spicy finish.

01:03:52.980 --> 01:03:55.820
I don't pick up any smoke. Oh, no smoke. I don't

01:03:55.820 --> 01:03:57.079
pick up any smoke. I don't either. Yeah, I don't

01:03:57.079 --> 01:03:59.679
get any of that. None. Maybe it all evaporated

01:03:59.679 --> 01:04:01.099
from sitting in the cabinet for eight years.

01:04:01.239 --> 01:04:03.099
Yeah, maybe. Maybe the glass absorbed it. Yeah.

01:04:03.159 --> 01:04:05.829
Oh, my God. I think glass absorbed it. You know

01:04:05.829 --> 01:04:08.389
how retarded that sounds? But you know who said

01:04:08.389 --> 01:04:11.250
that? You know why that really grinds my gears?

01:04:11.789 --> 01:04:16.530
I was at a fire for my job, and one of these

01:04:16.530 --> 01:04:19.250
contractors came to me and said, we got to get

01:04:19.250 --> 01:04:21.750
rid of all these windows. They absorbed all the

01:04:21.750 --> 01:04:28.630
smoke smell. I was like, no, it didn't. No, dude,

01:04:28.690 --> 01:04:31.190
I've learned. You don't even respond to that.

01:04:31.309 --> 01:04:34.389
You don't even. I'm just like, all right. I haven't

01:04:34.389 --> 01:04:36.329
heard that one. That's unique. And I just kind

01:04:36.329 --> 01:04:39.750
of let it go. Whatever, man. Wow. But that kind

01:04:39.750 --> 01:04:41.750
of rings a bell. When you said that, I was like,

01:04:41.849 --> 01:04:43.489
because that's fresh. That happened last week.

01:04:43.730 --> 01:04:45.809
That is the first time anyone's ever said that.

01:04:45.909 --> 01:04:48.789
Right. And this was a roll -up garage door. So

01:04:48.789 --> 01:04:52.250
it's all glass. I was like, dude, you're an idiot.

01:04:54.349 --> 01:04:56.389
An idiot. All right. I guess we should rate it.

01:04:57.569 --> 01:05:00.269
For an 86 proof, gosh, I can't even tell you.

01:05:01.670 --> 01:05:05.050
We had that proof in a while. Yeah, I tell you,

01:05:05.070 --> 01:05:07.550
86 proof. You got to think. You got a 10 -year

01:05:07.550 --> 01:05:10.730
Michter's, all right? That was 95. It was at

01:05:10.730 --> 01:05:16.230
95? That was 95, yeah. Dude, I'm at a four. I'll

01:05:16.230 --> 01:05:18.469
go five even. I'll stick right at five because

01:05:18.469 --> 01:05:21.710
it's average for what it is. Very, very average.

01:05:21.809 --> 01:05:25.110
It's average for what it is. I'll go four. I'm

01:05:25.110 --> 01:05:26.650
sticking with it. That's all right. That's fine,

01:05:26.750 --> 01:05:30.800
yeah. It's better than Eagle Rare. Oh, for sure.

01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:38.039
I raised Eagle Rare to a 4 .3 or 4 .2. Is that

01:05:38.039 --> 01:05:41.380
on there? I raised it to a 4 .2 or 4 .3, right?

01:05:42.139 --> 01:05:44.619
We will never let you live that down. That's

01:05:44.619 --> 01:05:46.659
so sought after, too. For something that people

01:05:46.659 --> 01:05:49.380
are so proud of, I've got Eagle Rare, and you're

01:05:49.380 --> 01:05:52.900
like, that's a fucking 1 .2. It's horrible. It's

01:05:52.900 --> 01:05:54.739
horrible. Worst shit I've ever had. It's not

01:05:54.739 --> 01:05:57.159
horrible, but it just wasn't. The hype. It's

01:05:57.159 --> 01:05:59.519
the hype. Come on. It wasn't available, and now

01:05:59.519 --> 01:06:01.639
it's available everywhere, and they're selling

01:06:01.639 --> 01:06:04.159
it for 50 bucks, 45 bucks, and it's not even

01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:06.079
worth that. It falls in the same category as

01:06:06.079 --> 01:06:08.619
Buffalo Trace. Well, it's a 10 -year. Is it now

01:06:08.619 --> 01:06:11.329
12 -year? Juice in there, though. So you're paying

01:06:11.329 --> 01:06:14.570
for some age. 10 years is standard. 12 is the

01:06:14.570 --> 01:06:16.969
next one up. I wouldn't mind trying out the 12.

01:06:17.090 --> 01:06:19.710
Hold on. Every Eagle Rare is automatically 10

01:06:19.710 --> 01:06:22.210
years. You've got to respect that, though. We're

01:06:22.210 --> 01:06:25.429
at a 5. Rebecca's Creek is at 12 years. You can't

01:06:25.429 --> 01:06:27.369
remember what the hell, dude. Yeah, I'd give

01:06:27.369 --> 01:06:30.050
that a 1 .42. I mean, look, the regular basic

01:06:30.050 --> 01:06:33.230
Rebecca Creek, come on. There's nothing special

01:06:33.230 --> 01:06:35.190
about that. It's not 12 years. I don't want to

01:06:35.190 --> 01:06:37.190
talk about Rebecca Creek, given my story that

01:06:37.190 --> 01:06:39.460
I shared with you guys. Remember the picture

01:06:39.460 --> 01:06:41.679
I shared with the evaporation? All right. So

01:06:41.679 --> 01:06:43.599
the dude's like us listeners out there. So look.

01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:47.219
I ask for thoughts and prayers. Is that evaporation

01:06:47.219 --> 01:06:50.980
or suns? I said the same thing, but Paul's kind

01:06:50.980 --> 01:06:52.940
of like, oh, my boys wouldn't do that. I'm like,

01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:55.980
you're a fool. No, I'm actually positive it was

01:06:55.980 --> 01:06:59.400
100 % evaporation. I think Chuck went over to

01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:01.219
your house one of these days. Yeah, maybe. Okay,

01:07:01.300 --> 01:07:03.920
no. That's a likely scenario. So half of it's

01:07:03.920 --> 01:07:07.780
gone. Not half. I would say probably 35%. I don't

01:07:07.780 --> 01:07:08.980
believe it would evaporate that fast. Man, I

01:07:08.980 --> 01:07:10.980
actually think I may have taken a pull out of

01:07:10.980 --> 01:07:13.380
that bottle. You son of a bitch. I don't remember

01:07:13.380 --> 01:07:15.400
doing it, but I don't remember not doing it.

01:07:15.400 --> 01:07:17.000
You wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that without

01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:21.780
asking me. I mean, this is like one of those...

01:07:21.780 --> 01:07:25.079
I didn't know what it was. Cherished. First of

01:07:25.079 --> 01:07:27.280
all, for our listeners out there, this isn't

01:07:27.280 --> 01:07:30.000
just Rebecca Creek because that is absurd to

01:07:30.000 --> 01:07:33.579
say out loud. It is the double barrel Spanish

01:07:33.579 --> 01:07:37.199
oak Rebecca Creek that was put out Two years

01:07:37.199 --> 01:07:39.000
ago. Which is super hard to find. Three years

01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:42.239
ago. And it was a commodity. You found it everywhere.

01:07:42.760 --> 01:07:44.300
And they were like, it was kind of like, oh my

01:07:44.300 --> 01:07:49.059
gosh. Like 138 proof? 126, 123. Yeah, they were

01:07:49.059 --> 01:07:51.920
all over the place. 120 to 130, somewhere in

01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:55.059
there. It was great, but it was like 45 bucks

01:07:55.059 --> 01:07:59.280
to 55 bucks. And then it started like, oh, we

01:07:59.280 --> 01:08:01.380
just continued that. And the secret got out,

01:08:01.460 --> 01:08:04.280
right? At first, we were all like, whoa, this

01:08:04.280 --> 01:08:07.500
is amazing. I think our podcast gave it away.

01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:10.659
It is. We should not have talked about it. Well,

01:08:10.659 --> 01:08:13.260
I've got two full bottles at the house. Do we

01:08:13.260 --> 01:08:16.760
have another bottle here? Well, it's open. Yeah,

01:08:16.760 --> 01:08:18.359
well, I meant we have one though, right? Yeah,

01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:20.619
it's probably half full. I luckily have another

01:08:20.619 --> 01:08:23.500
bottle that's unopened, but I decided to take

01:08:23.500 --> 01:08:26.180
one of those precious bottles and throw it in

01:08:26.180 --> 01:08:29.399
my very special crystal decanter that I got for

01:08:29.399 --> 01:08:32.300
my wedding like 30 years ago. It didn't seal

01:08:32.300 --> 01:08:36.779
it very well? Well, it's a crystal decanter.

01:08:36.859 --> 01:08:38.989
I didn't think, I mean, it's not like... It doesn't

01:08:38.989 --> 01:08:40.909
have a cork. I don't think it evaporated like

01:08:40.909 --> 01:08:43.649
that. It 100 % did. I don't think so either.

01:08:43.649 --> 01:08:48.210
Because ChatGPT told me that that is a chronic

01:08:48.210 --> 01:08:50.869
issue with crystal decanters. It told me that

01:08:50.869 --> 01:08:54.229
they are solid. I did the same thing, and it

01:08:54.229 --> 01:08:56.829
specifically said, that's funny. Paul and Jeff

01:08:56.829 --> 01:08:59.369
asked the same question, and we lied to Paul

01:08:59.369 --> 01:09:03.949
to fuck with them. I asked. Yeah. So, Jeff had

01:09:03.949 --> 01:09:07.130
traveled somewhere, and he brought back a bourbon

01:09:07.130 --> 01:09:09.130
from Kirkland, the Costco purchase. Remember

01:09:09.130 --> 01:09:11.510
that? Oh, yeah. I poured it into my decanter,

01:09:11.569 --> 01:09:14.670
because as soon as you mentioned that, I did

01:09:14.670 --> 01:09:17.850
a little measure. You did what? I measured. Oh,

01:09:18.050 --> 01:09:20.449
yeah, yeah, yeah. I poured the entire bottle

01:09:20.449 --> 01:09:23.369
of the Kirkland bourbon inside a decanter that

01:09:23.369 --> 01:09:27.539
was gifted to me. Right. Because it looks nice.

01:09:28.520 --> 01:09:30.680
Yeah, I mean, it's really cool. The decanter

01:09:30.680 --> 01:09:32.300
I have is a crystal decanter. It looks really

01:09:32.300 --> 01:09:34.800
nice. But I took it, I dumped it in there, and

01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:39.359
dude, there was like maybe 10, 15 % gone. Yeah,

01:09:39.420 --> 01:09:41.479
but you have to, I mean, we have to compare the

01:09:41.479 --> 01:09:46.359
tops and everything. So you have a seal. Yeah,

01:09:46.380 --> 01:09:49.199
mine is just a glass. I'm like, there's no rubber,

01:09:49.399 --> 01:09:52.159
there's no cork, there's nothing. It's just a

01:09:52.159 --> 01:09:55.880
glass. Well, it's a glass cork, right? No, there's

01:09:55.880 --> 01:09:58.579
no cork. So it had a seal. It is a glass. The

01:09:58.579 --> 01:10:00.960
whole top of it is 100 % glass. Yeah, but it's

01:10:00.960 --> 01:10:03.079
sealed. It should be sealed. No sealed at all.

01:10:03.220 --> 01:10:04.960
Yeah, but glass to glass is a pretty solid seal.

01:10:05.140 --> 01:10:08.119
Well, this one apparently is not because a lot

01:10:08.119 --> 01:10:10.100
of it evaporated. I blame Sean and your boys.

01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:13.220
I don't know. I 100 % do not blame my boys, but

01:10:13.220 --> 01:10:18.119
this is definitely a candidate over here. That's

01:10:18.119 --> 01:10:20.760
the most likely. If something was taken from

01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:22.159
the bottle. What percentage was missing? Without.

01:10:22.439 --> 01:10:25.020
Without permission, this would be this guy right

01:10:25.020 --> 01:10:28.199
here. You said 35%. I would say easily 35 % of

01:10:28.199 --> 01:10:29.779
the battle. That is significant. It's significant.

01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:33.479
Did you taste it? It's still good. It's still

01:10:33.479 --> 01:10:35.739
good. And it still has the alcohol content and

01:10:35.739 --> 01:10:37.720
everything? Because the alcohol would be the

01:10:37.720 --> 01:10:39.699
first thing to burn off. That's interesting.

01:10:39.899 --> 01:10:41.920
I would love, we need to get one of those little

01:10:41.920 --> 01:10:44.439
devices. Chuck, can you look that up? How much

01:10:44.439 --> 01:10:46.359
are those devices that we'll get you? It's under

01:10:46.359 --> 01:10:49.000
$10. Is it really? That can measure the proof?

01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:52.539
Yeah. Oh, slap my ass. Okay, so that's actually

01:10:52.539 --> 01:10:57.659
a perfect proof right there. I mean, if we measure

01:10:57.659 --> 01:11:02.399
it and it's like dropped to 110, that would prove

01:11:02.399 --> 01:11:05.979
that alcohol evaporated. Hydrometer, right? Yeah,

01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:07.859
hydrometer. We're doing it. We're doing it. The

01:11:07.859 --> 01:11:09.840
dudes like us are going to split it six ways.

01:11:09.840 --> 01:11:11.979
And I think we should test all our bourbons to

01:11:11.979 --> 01:11:15.000
see if our bottles are accurate. They say it's

01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:17.739
110. I call bullshit. That's going to be a new

01:11:17.739 --> 01:11:20.119
thing. Before we drink it, we test it, and we're

01:11:20.119 --> 01:11:23.140
like, why are they lying to you? To test our

01:11:23.140 --> 01:11:25.859
infinity bottle. I'd love to find out where that

01:11:25.859 --> 01:11:28.239
thing sits. That's a great idea. I'm in. Now,

01:11:28.260 --> 01:11:29.720
for 10 bucks, I didn't realize it was that much.

01:11:29.859 --> 01:11:31.579
All right, order that thing. How much is it?

01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:35.079
Oh. Six bucks. Six bucks? Are you kidding me?

01:11:35.079 --> 01:11:36.539
Yeah, you didn't say it was that much. Get a

01:11:36.539 --> 01:11:42.319
12 -pack. That's retarded. You got to pour it

01:11:42.319 --> 01:11:44.960
in there, though, right? Or is it floats? Is

01:11:44.960 --> 01:11:48.739
it floats? Yeah. Is it really that, is it accurate?

01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:52.699
Like, let's get one that's accurate. Let's not,

01:11:52.739 --> 01:11:55.380
like, fuck around with this. Well, you know,

01:11:55.399 --> 01:11:57.420
it's got the little graduations on it that you...

01:11:57.420 --> 01:12:00.319
Why, go to the reviews. Okay. All right, Amazon,

01:12:00.539 --> 01:12:03.060
this is the hydrometer, the alcohol from zero

01:12:03.060 --> 01:12:05.760
to 200 proof of registers. It needs to be higher.

01:12:06.659 --> 01:12:10.579
It's only 88 between five and four stars. Find

01:12:10.579 --> 01:12:14.699
a more expensive one. Go to the $8 one. The $8

01:12:14.699 --> 01:12:18.300
one? Shut the fuck door. Get a digital one. Yeah,

01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:20.899
get a digital one. Oh, that's a blood alcohol.

01:12:21.119 --> 01:12:24.100
Got that one. Sean's going to blow a 3 -6 again.

01:12:24.340 --> 01:12:28.020
I was just going to say that. It'll blow Sean

01:12:28.020 --> 01:12:29.699
up. First half of the Dudes Like Us podcast,

01:12:29.899 --> 01:12:32.359
January 27th. Chuck, thank you for staying on

01:12:32.359 --> 01:12:34.939
top of shit as usual. Our producer, Mr. Chuck,

01:12:35.100 --> 01:12:38.479
thank you very much. You guys can check us out

01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:40.619
on YouTube. Yes, you can. We've got some shorts

01:12:40.619 --> 01:12:42.399
out there. We can check us out on Facebook and

01:12:42.399 --> 01:12:46.569
Instagram. And... And TikTok. That's right. And

01:12:46.569 --> 01:12:48.949
TikTok, baby. Oh, my gosh. I'm totally going

01:12:48.949 --> 01:12:50.970
to jump on TikTok. Is Bonnie Blue on TikTok?

01:12:51.489 --> 01:12:55.189
I don't know. I am not going to follow her. I'm

01:12:55.189 --> 01:12:56.710
going to make it short. I'll make it short of

01:12:56.710 --> 01:12:58.250
what we talked about tonight, and we'll send

01:12:58.250 --> 01:13:01.170
it to Bonnie Blue and see what she thinks. Unbelievable.

01:13:02.569 --> 01:13:04.409
She'll love it. I'm embarrassed. I don't know.

01:13:04.869 --> 01:13:07.069
I'm Sean from Dudes Like Us. I'm Paul. And I

01:13:07.069 --> 01:13:07.390
am Jeff.