Oh yes, the 15 barrel bourbon.
King George broke a lot of rules, but this wasn't one of them.
There it is right there, the top one.
George Remus.
The boy bin was the real crime.
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen.
And as Sean just alluded to, we are drinking George Remus.
That was a fast fade.
It was a fast fade.
Can you keep, no, we're going to start over then.
Ah, there you go.
I can add it back.
Well no, I'm just saying.
Yeah, at the beginning of the first half it was like running.
That was a fast fade.
I thought you fell asleep over there.
Is this earphones working?
A truly original bourbon, compliments of a truly original bootlegger.
Am I doing this?
Yes, you're doing this.
God, he's like, oh, do I need some glasses over there?
He's like, Paul, you run with this and then he's like, oh yeah, George Remus.
We're over there just like, you know, talking about like.
You know what?
George Remus straight bourbon whiskey.
This is where I start to feel devalued in this podcast.
Scroll down a little bit more.
George Remus straight bourbon whiskey.
No, click on that right there.
So you can look on it.
Can I, can I, can I talk now?
I've got the bottle in front of me.
I don't need this.
Oh no, it's all that stuff right here.
It's 94 proof.
It's 47% alcohol.
What an asshole.
Non chilled, filtered.
It's charred American white oak barrels.
I'm going to talk over you.
Let's see.
The nose is brown sugar cherry ripe summer berries.
What type of cherries?
A java vogue and rich scents.
What type of cherries?
It says cherry.
I mean, because coffee has cherries.
Right.
Good, good call.
Palate is cherry pie, vanilla and aged oak.
Cherry pie.
Is that like warrant?
Warrant cherry pie.
I love cherry pie.
He's dead.
What?
The finish.
Fucking Debbie Downer?
Who is?
The lead singer of warrant.
Oh, but not Weissling.
Well, George Remus is also dead because he's.
The finish is rice spice, leather oak and long and lingering.
Did you say rice spice?
Oh, it's long and lingering.
I don't know about that.
So are your farts, but what did you say?
Rice what?
No, I said.
Janie Lee.
Rice spice.
Rice spice, leather, leather, oak, long and lingering.
I get the rice spice on the on the back.
The finish, right?
Yeah.
Smooth, long finish giving way to a subtle vanilla sweetness.
I don't get that.
See, this is a different one.
You have a different one than what I have.
Well, this is the website.
What's the bootlegger?
This is the actual website.
What do you want?
The proof is ninety four proof.
Correct.
And the match bill is undisclosed.
Believeable.
Well, I think.
Undisclosed.
I think the interesting thing about this is this is M.G.P.
N.G.P.
Which is Midwest Grain.
Western Midwest Grain product.
What is this?
Midwestern Grain.
I don't know what the P stands for.
I'm not as cool as you are.
Midwestern Grain products.
Products Midwest Grain.
Um.
M.G.P. of Indiana.
Yeah.
So we talk about this and we just we could never remember what exactly it stands for.
Anyway, they make a lot of the base distill it for a lot of bourbons.
Like if you're starting up a bourbon company and you don't have your access to your own grains and shit, you buy from this company.
Right.
Yeah, they make a bunch of crap.
But a lot of the bourbons, I know a lot of the craft ones who are just small, they just they buy their supply from M.G.P.
And then they age it and do whatever else they do to it.
Right.
But this is their own.
They're like we give all this.
I don't even know what they call it distill it.
Is that what it is?
It's not bourbon.
So here's what they call it.
I have a little bit of a problem with this.
I know it's free capital, but it's kind of like it's it's kind of like having a monopoly.
M.G.P.
Well, a lot of these grow their own shit.
If I want to do a bourbon, am I going to have to?
I mean, is it like if you want to do it for me to use them, but she products, you want to do it quickly.
Yeah. Well, a lot of people also buy their their shit from Buffalo Trace from Heaven Hill.
A lot of these big ones grow their own grains.
Yeah. But they but still for roses, M.G.P. is providing the base for all those.
That's why I'd not be buying it directly, but that's interesting.
That's why they say it has there's a distinct flavor profile to a lot of M.G.P. stuff.
Interesting. And the people who really, really have that taste profile and they can pick them out.
So I guess this is my point by saying that is that there is a monopoly essentially.
Unless you go out and you have deep pockets and you want to be your own multigrain production.
Well, you'd have to buy your own grain. You'd have to mash it.
You'd have to do all that stuff. Right. Yeah. But there's only one. It's like 18 day.
Well, no, there's more. M.G.P. is the biggest. Right.
OK. But you but you but you have other other ones who supply the same thing like Heaven's Hill.
Buffalo Trace. They hold on. But Buffalo Trace has their own distilleries.
Yes. Yes. So they don't get any of their suffering.
No. That's interesting. This Buffalo Trace was actually pretty good.
Yeah. So they got grown in it, but it's pretty good. Right.
I've got a bunch of Buffalo Trace in there. Maybe we'll correct it out later tonight.
Well, it's looking like that may happen. Are we turning a corner?
Actually, I may pull out that weller. We turned a corner when we showed up for the first half.
We started shooting scotch. You know what? Look, the scotch thing wasn't that bad.
No, it wasn't. It's different. I want to have to pay more attention.
I don't want to say or convey that the idea that we're kind of hammering right now is because of the scotch.
It doesn't matter. We would have been hammered anyways. It's only 80 proof.
Yeah, even better. Where'd my beer go? I took my beer downstairs. God. I'll be back.
Oh, here, here, here. No, I got my full beer downstairs. I'll be right back.
All right. Well, what is that 80s show? No, no, it is a current show.
It's a current show. John No, it's a current show today. It's a sitcom today, but it's about the 80s.
And it's like a kid that like goes back and look at all the tapes that he recorded when he was a little kid.
And it's got the mom with the feathered hair, goofy, big, poofy hair. And she's like ridiculous about her kids.
It's immensely popular. What is that? That show that's on TV? You have no idea what I'm talking about.
None. Does it sound regular with TV? Yeah, I mean, we don't watch regular TV.
So give us some of the actors that are not modern family is the other one. It's like Jeff Housebroken.
What's the show that's 80? It's set in the 80s, but it's an uncle.
A current show is a current show today. But it's set in the 80s. No, the Goldberg's Goldberg's.
Thank you, God, Goldberg's. What do you do without me? So what was the show?
Prairie. So what was Michael Landon played on? Prairie Field. Prairie Log.
He was Little House on the Prairie. It was Pure Prairie League.
And then he was like a bonanza. That's where he. Yes, that was earlier.
The news on Heaven's. Gosh, oh, my God, he had a little thing with their heaven can wait or heaven's something.
No, it was just heaven. No, no, no. Heaven can wait.
Was it that one? Heaven can wait. Oh, you're talking about seventh heaven. No.
Oh, no. Michael Landon. Mr. Producer. He was big back in the 80s.
Oh, there was another show he was on. Oh, yeah. Michael Landon.
That's one of the last ones he was on. Yeah, it was like where he was a spiritual guidance for.
No, it was just Landon. Michael Landon, Heaven. Yeah, it was like Heaven.
There was something. Well, it could be Heaven's going, but I know that's a movie.
Little House on the Prairie. He was a highway to heaven. Highway to heaven.
He was a good looking dude. The theme song was ACDC.
Scroll back up to when he's a young man in that upper right hand corner.
Look at that. That's the bonanza. What a good looking dude, man.
Yeah, you don't. What the fuck? What is that? What was that animal?
No wonder he was immensely successful. Look at that. Yeah. Did you know?
Wow. Yeah, that bonanza was you've been at my dad's. That's where they recorded Bonanza in that valley.
Wow. Really? Yep. Cool. All that footage that was down there in that valley where my dad lives now.
That's crazy. That's before all the houses were out there. Yep. Yep.
There's like record here. Why? There's nothing here. There's nothing but nothing.
Ranch land. Huge ranches. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now it's homes. Very cool.
Highway to heaven. Well, so there was another dude that was on that show, Highway to Heaven, as a sidekick.
I never watched it. And he was also on Prairie, Little House on the Prairie.
I never. I watched Little House on the Prairie because I remember I'd give her my buddy's house.
With Laura Ingalls? Yes. I remember. No, I remember the middle girl who ended up being.
Who ended up being. Yes, I thought she was hot. When she was 12. That was creepy. Pig tails. 13.
Was this when you were in Indonesia? Keep in mind, I was like seven. No, you were like 36 watching reruns.
Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. I mean, I was I was identifying as a seven year old.
I was identifying as a seven year old when I watched it. I couldn't tell you.
Harry and her brother. I watched a ton of these because they would go to the general store.
They would have an account set up. So they were like, you know, his dad owned the sawmill.
He worked at the sawmill and spent his all all day. And they had Apple pay.
I don't think they had Apple. Oh, you said they had an account.
Well, Richard Bull, no, no. Olson. Or is it Matthew Laborteur?
Who is that? The Albert? You know, I said that was the brother.
It's sad when we look up shows that we watch when we were kids and like half or more than half are dead.
Well, a lot of these people are sad. Well, and I remember all that, like the teacher, the movie, the mouse thing.
Catherine. The Catherine and McGregor, Harry Olson's.
The Olson's had a whole family. And of course, you know, and they were so obnoxious because the Olson's were the the owner of the general store.
So they had more money. And so the daughter were all this pompous stuff.
And, you know, Laura Ingalls, Willie Olson was a douchebag bully, I'm sure.
You know what? I bet if I went back and watch this, I would I would love it.
I would love to watch it all over again. Why not? They it's good, wholesome entertainment.
It really was. But they're they're all white. So they're not going to be able to pass that up.
But look how long it went. I went out for nine years from nineteen seventy four to nineteen eighty three.
Little House on the Prairie, Melissa Gilbert. I thought you were so and I was amazed when she transitioned from a young girl to a woman.
I was like, wow, this is like one of the first opportunities they had a spinoff.
Melissa Sue Anderson, one day over 18. I remember being like, wow, the cleavage come out then.
Look at her. She's beautiful. Just stop. She's beautiful.
She had a little bit too much work done. There was a time when they do. Look at the boob on her.
She's that's not her. Yeah, it is. It is beautiful.
She definitely had some boob jobs. Go back. So they're trying to listen.
But her sister actually remember when her sister went blind? Yes.
And they sent her away to some sort of a school where she learned how to read braille.
She had some dude that she fell in love with, some professor.
You really watched a lot of this show. I was sheltered. I watched a lot, but I don't remember that.
I remember she went blind. Damn. Like you bust.
You remember she read braille and then he touched her hand.
And you remember that member? It was interesting because they went through a lot of different things that day.
She was. Her hair was blown around. Remember that? To write the book because she wrote a letter to her sister.
And there we go. And she would tell you, did she write? Did she write it in braille?
She wrote she used a ruler, put it on a piece of paper, and she used a pen touching the ruler so that she could write in straight lines.
Did she did she write in braille? No, that's not a thing.
Well, they have like a how could she write? She couldn't see it. Yeah, they have a whole.
No, no, no. I have a whole. I can see what she's writing,
but she couldn't see where her sister wrote because she would be Sue, which is the blind one.
Laura Engels, Melissa Gilbert was not the blind one.
You know, it was writing it. The blind one back up one. My God.
Go back to the blind lady was writing a back up one. No, no.
See, Melissa Sue Anderson, Mary, your obsession with this show is making me uncomfortable. Stop.
OK, so she was writing this in Cyrillic. This was like one of the this this almost happened. I'm sorry. I spin off.
So Melissa Sue Anderson, a Cyrillic is, of course, I do.
Who doesn't know what Cyrillic is?
I go again. We have to look it up because he wants to be one hundred and forty four percent writer.
One hundred and forty four for one hundred and forty four.
Yeah, good luck spelling Cyrillic. No, it's C.Y.
Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's the Russian. You know how to spell it. Russian.
Wow. No, see what is that? Oh, it's some sort of battery.
Oh, there you go. C.R.Y. Oh, it's a drug sort of box. You put your dick in.
It's a dick in the box.
That's the. Yeah, it's a dick.
Now we got acrylic. It's not acrylic. It's psychedelic.
Psychedelic. Psycho benza brain.
Anyway, that's OK. Yeah, our producer is really struggling with this.
You know why? Because it's not a real word. All right, let's move on.
No, no, we're doing this. Fucking get it right.
You tell him how it's fucking spelled. Yeah, you don't know how it's spelled like.
That's why. Look at him. He's looking up with the Journal of Fashion, the cycling images of a cycle.
Psycho delic cycling guides for women.
Psycho delic. Psycho delic.
And hold on. What is the word? Now you don't even remember the word C.Y.R.I.L.L.I.C.
Oh, good Lord. So he chose out of a pool of words that already pre-exist.
Cyrillic. Cyrillic alphabet.
You've missed the IC. Yeah, there's an IC in there. Cyrillic.
There you go. Cyrillic. It's a script.
Russian, Bulgarian, Serbian, Ukrainian and other Slavic languages.
Why would you use such a farfetched word to fill in a gap?
Like if somebody said you. That's kind of like having someone really small driving a large truck.
Why? Why did you say the word cyrillic?
Because we were trying to figure out what language the sister was writing the letter.
No, it's Braille. He says Braille is impossible. So I said cyrillic.
No, she wasn't writing it. OK, first of all, she would be the sister, Mary Ingalls, who was in.
She was blind. How can Mary Ingalls fucking pump out Braille?
Why would she pump out Braille? If she's writing to her sister that's not blind, it wouldn't be Braille.
I have a bigger. Sister's to her letter would be in Braille.
I have a bigger question. Who the fuck knows what cyrillic is besides freaking Jeb?
It's a fucking language. It's ridiculous. Why would you know what this is?
Explain to me where in. It's a national script of various Slavic, Turkic, Mongolian, Uralic and
Iranian speaking countries in southwestern Europe, Eastern Europe and the Caucasian. I got to be honest.
I'm getting tired of you knowing shit that is totally fucking random.
Central Asian, North Asian, East Asian. Where are you learning this?
I'll tell you, he's got this daily ripoff calendar with the most ridiculous words.
He's in there and he's taking a shit. So particular what's on the calendar.
He's power driving through all these different calendars, ripping them off.
And he's got these numbers. I'm with Sean. No, no, no. 100 percent.
I'm with Sean right here. Word of the day. I'm with Sean.
Ridiculous day calendar. Ridiculous words of the day.
I got the Gaelic calendar. I've got the periodical table.
Thank you, Mr. Producer. Way to work in Strontium.
I've got the Russian dialect. The only thing missing from this podcast is all news.
Fat people's lives matter. All right.
Rip off the day with Paniculum. OK, we're overwhelming the viewers.
I've never seen the term Uralic, though. What does that mean?
No, it doesn't mean anything. Uralic.
It sounds like some sort of urinary infection.
It's a relic. It's like urethritis, spiral heat, bacteria.
All right. Left turn. Wow. That overwhelmed me.
Wow, we're talking. We got off.
Anyway, yes. Are we finished with the book?
Uralic languages from a family of 38 languages spoken by approximately 25 million people.
Get your shit together. Predominantly in the northeastern Eurasia, which is what the fuck does that mean?
So Uralic languages with the most native speakers are Hungarian, Finnish, Estonian,
while other significantly languages as Ursa, Moksha, Mari, Erdmont, Somme,
Komi, spoken northern regions of Scandinavia in the Russian Federation.
You're killing it. See, I've never heard of any of those.
See, now we know. Now we could go and wait.
Of all that, Jeff memorized all these fucked up words. Old Mark, Somme, Komi.
So the next time, here we go, the next time you're at happy hour at a bar
and some beautiful brunette walks up to you and she speaks in some Eastern European...
She's like, hello, how are you? And you're like, is that Uralic that you're speaking?
Uralic? I'd like to Ural you. Oh, really?
So I think Sean had the hots for this lady. She was hot. She had beautiful blue eyes.
What the hell is that? Melissa Sue Anderson. That's Melissa Sue Anderson.
She was very old. Was on Little House on the Prairie. That's the blind older sister.
That's the blind older sister from Melissa Gilbert. That looks old.
What does she look like? She wrote it in Braille. She did. She wrote in Braille.
So what does she look like these days? I don't think so. I think it's an ancient language.
Click on that current photo of Melissa Sue Anderson. God, I haven't thought of...
Look at that. Would you do that? You haven't thought of her?
What were you about to say? I haven't thought of her in so long?
Look at that. What, you thought of her? No, I said I have not.
I always thought she had pretty eyes. That implies at one point you did.
She could have been Michelle Pfeiffer's mom. I was going to say, she looks like Michelle Pfeiffer.
100%. She's pretty. I don't see Michelle Pfeiffer. Michelle Pfeiffer is prettier than she is.
No, when she's older, she looks more Michelle Pfeiffer-y.
No. That's a word too. Michelle Pfeiffer-y. That's an adjective. Michelle Pfeiffer-y.
I like that one, the angle's picture there with the backdrop as a bushel of wood in the back.
A wood stick? A bundle of sticks? No, those aren't sticks. Those are logs.
But if you categorize, not categorize, if you put logs or sticks into a...
No, you don't. No, you don't do anything with sticks or logs.
Back in the 1800s, 1700s, 1600s, you would take things to put on the fire.
You have these bushels. A bushel of sticks.
You would have a bushel of sticks, logs, and you would keep... And that's the end of that story.
Actually, it's, hey, rip open another... Bushel of sticks.
But they didn't call them bushel of sticks. Yeah, they did. They said go get some firewood for the fire.
Not that they said, what? What? What's going on? All right, move on.
Everybody knows where you're going here, homie. I don't understand. You know, I don't think that's true.
I don't think people know what a bundle of sticks means. It was a ferret.
Ferret. Yeah, what? It was funny. Anyway. Because I was at a party and...
You told this story. We've told this story.
You know what? Some of the people haven't listened to... Like a million times.
You know what? Ferrets good. They stopped the podcast the last time you told this story.
Wow. Those are bundle of sticks.
So, Paul, at the end of the last episode, you said you wanted to mention your adventure to Arkansas.
Oh, yes. Yes.
How did that trip go? You took it a day. You opted out, not spending the night.
So you saved a nickel and now you came back today.
It wasn't about saving money. All right, so here we go.
And then it rained. Oh, my God.
Okay, I guess the story's over.
The story's over. Way to go. That's it.
Thanks. Anyway, he got all the highlights.
The end.
All right, let's move on to something else.
What the hell, man? God. Let me tell a story, brother. God. You just ruined all the highlights.
I smell cinnamon.
That was me. I'm sorry.
Okay.
Spicy fur.
Let us know when you're done smelling whatever.
Wonderful marshmallows.
Every two minutes you chime in with something else you smell from this burger.
So you had to go up to Arkansas to...
All right, so yes, well, I had to move my son out.
He's graduated from Arkansas and we needed to get up there and get the rest of his stuff, right?
He's an adult. He should have done it by himself.
All by himself.
Well, you know...
All by himself.
He should have done...
All right, no more of this bourbon.
Anyway, so I rent a U-Haul trailer, which I've actually I've never pulled a trailer with my expedition before.
So I had to buy the little insert that goes into the square hole.
I was like, God, I thought I had a hitch.
Tough love.
I've never had a hitch because I've never needed one.
Anyway, so I bought I rented the trailer.
Did you get the right size hitch?
I did. I did.
How do you know?
Because it slid right in there and the pin went in there.
Well, you can have an extra large condom too.
It would slide right in there, but it could slide out.
Right. Well, it didn't.
It pulled the trailer and they hooked it up and everything was great.
So then we drove five hours up there.
So how much stuff was it?
Did it fill up a big trailer?
Well, no, we only but that's the thing.
We only had two.
Let's see.
We had a bed frame.
We had a box spring, a king size box spring and a king size mattress.
So it was a small trailer.
I tell you what, we didn't fill up much of the trailer at all.
No, no, no.
It's a six by twelve trailer.
It's not OK.
No, it's a good size trailer because it needed to do a king size bed.
OK.
Right.
So it was, you know, forty five, you know, what?
Thirty five dollars a day.
Whatever.
It's fantastic.
Oh, it's great.
The cost.
The cost was not an issue.
Right.
So we drive five hours and I'm listening to the podcast all the way up there.
Right.
Which made the time go by so fast.
You were chortling.
I was.
I was laughing about, you know, how you say stupid, funny shit and how Sean says nothing
because he's on his phone and how no, none of that happened.
That was earlier podcast, by the way.
You do it.
Flintstone.
Anyway, so we get up there and and the first thing we need to do because we get there around
like six thirty seven.
We're hungry.
We're tired.
It's been five hours.
We're going to go to his favorite burger joint.
So he says, we're going to go to the drive through.
Well, I'm pulling a trailer.
Right.
So first off, it took forever.
And and the person behind me was the word word.
You get this.
The person behind me was desperately trying to get to the ordering window, but he couldn't
know.
Had a trailer.
So there was like 15 feet behind.
Yes.
So I'm looking.
I'm not trying to be.
You know, I try not to inconvenience other people.
Right.
But in the back of my mind, I can't I mean, fuck, I'm in a drive through.
I have a trailer.
What do you want me to do?
There's a car in front of me.
Yes.
And there's a car in front of me and nothing's happening.
We're not moving.
We're inching up trying to get as close.
Yes.
And I'm looking in my rear view mirror and he's like, I can tell he's getting frustrated
because if he could be placing his order by the time he gets up to the window, it'll be
done, but he can't get there.
And I've already ordered and the trailer is blocking the ordering window.
So I'm feeling I'm like, what an asshole.
What a nice hole.
What an asshole.
Anyway, we literally were in that that line for 30 plus minutes.
It was the longest I swear to you.
It was the longest I've ever been in a drive through ever.
Right.
Was it worth it?
Well, so we get the food.
Then we're not far from the house.
Right.
We're gonna we're pulling up for the first time.
We haven't gotten in there yet.
And I'm like, okay, well, Dylan says, well, I hope it's not locked.
And I'm like, and it's never locked.
Right.
Because they always just leave it unlocked.
Right.
They go, the hope is not unlocked.
And I'm like, in the back of my mind, I'm thinking I you better not not have a key.
But the reality is the key was with his front with his car, which was being worked on back
at home.
Right.
Five hours away.
His roommates are not there.
They're both in Colorado.
So we get into the house and it's locked.
And every window in the entire place is locked.
All the sliding doors are locked.
He climbs up on the second story off the off the balcony thing and it's locked.
And so I'm like, oh, this is great.
Forty at least at least 30, 40 minutes while the food is sitting in a bag.
Right.
I'm starving to death.
Coagulating.
Yeah.
Fries are perfect when they've been sitting for an hour.
If you guys ever had fries that sit for an hour.
Yeah, they're called garbage.
Oh, they get better and better and better.
It's like cardboard.
The only way you can eat those is if you puree them and put them on top of french fries.
I tell you what, I'm a song guy.
It didn't matter.
Anyway, so he comes he comes down from checking the entire house and he says, well, I guess
we have no choice.
We're going to have to break in.
And he's describing needing to break a window.
I'm like, no, no, that cost me money.
Right.
I'm like, no, you're going to walk down to the main office and you're going to find the
emergency after hours phone number on the window.
And you know what I mean?
And you're going to call somebody.
Well, luckily somebody was there giving interviews.
So he just walked in there and it's like, I can't get into my house.
And they gave him a key and he came back twice because they gave him the wrong key or whatever.
Anyway, finally got in.
I was like, good Lord.
Really?
Now my food's cold.
Now my food's cold and all that kind of shit.
They didn't have a microwave.
Well, you know, we were hungry.
We ate nuked things, alters flavor.
Oh, it's even worse.
Yeah.
Should he use one of those induction little fryers?
Oh, air fryer.
They can air fry.
I didn't bring it with me, though.
You don't just bring it.
I didn't bring with me on this trip.
I usually carry it with me everywhere I go.
Keep it the back seat.
Just bring mine.
Just in case.
Always with the card.
Yeah.
Just in case I want to air fry fries that have sat around for an hour.
Solar powered.
Yeah, that's what I do.
I can hook it up to the exhaust.
Exercise bike powered.
Anyway, so we end up packing up super quick, like in an hour.
And I'm like, let's go back.
I mean, what's the point?
Right.
Let's go back.
We can get back at two o'clock, two o'clock in the morning.
So we did.
We busted out five hours later because we had a little little mishap with a mattress
was threatening to fly off the trailer.
But we managed to tamp it down.
And then there we go.
We got in, got in at two thirty in the morning and left it in the driveway.
No big deal.
We're going to go to bed, catch some sleep.
Six thirty in the morning.
My wife wakes up in a panic.
It's pouring rain.
She says just like that.
She freaked out.
The whole house was up running around screaming as if armed intruders were
scampering around the house, killing everybody.
And I bet everyone got out and everyone, everyone was joined in.
The entire house was up.
So I opened the back door and I'm thinking, OK, well, it's sprinkling.
So, yeah, we got I open up the back door.
It is the most intense downpour ever.
And I literally start laughing.
I'm like, well, there's no point now.
I mean, it doesn't matter what we do.
It is 100 percent wet.
Like, you know, if you have a little meter, right.
One hundred percent wet.
This was an open trailer.
What would the fuck you get this trailer from you?
Yeah, they saw. Why would you get an open bed trailer?
Because it wasn't supposed to rain.
And it only rained over Frisco.
Yeah, there was like a very small, intense.
I would have never, ever rent an open.
But I left it on the driveway.
We were done. We were home.
We were we we won.
We won. And then you lose.
And I couldn't get the damn straps undone because I was thinking, OK,
we'll just pull off the things that matter like the mattress and the box spring.
And then we'll leave the tables.
It doesn't matter if the tables get wet.
But I couldn't get the freaking Arctic rain.
I was shivering. It was freezing.
Was it like glacier ice? It was crazy. Yes.
Oh, man. It came straight from Greenland.
Did you harvest in that water? I should have bottled it.
Dylan and I were laughing our asses off because it was the coldest damn rain ever.
Take your shirt off. You could have nipped it.
You could have had nipple blades. Dylan could have butt losed like canisters of this.
We could be being butt losed Arctic. No ice cubes.
It was freezing cold.
So I jump in the car. I start to back it up and I suck it back in up trailers
because I've never really done it that much.
And I'm going the wrong direction and I'm bumping into stuff.
And I finally get into the back into the fucking garage.
And at that point, really, it was one hundred eighty percent soaked.
It didn't matter. I think there's baking spices in this too.
I smell that. Oh, yeah.
So allspice kind of spices. Anyway, that's the end of my story.
So did you get wet or did you dodge the rain?
I got soaked. And then I came inside and took a hot shower and then dried off and fell into bed.
And you fell asleep for probably seven, eight hours.
Yeah, I didn't get up until like noon, eleven noon.
That when we went to total or goody goody. Yeah. Not long after that.
Yeah. You guys notice in the gas prices keep climbing.
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's climbing higher and higher.
What was the most recent? The most.
Well, it has to do with summer. Right. Gas prices always go up with the summer.
Yeah. Regardless. But a gas price is always good.
But with Trump, they never went higher than three bucks.
Well, no. Correct. Correct. Are they over three bucks now?
It's right at the cusp. It's two sixty five.
It's over three dollars in certain areas.
Well, when when the whole pipeline got hacked, it was up to ninety when I purchased.
That was the highest I've seen in a while.
Well, there's a well, you go to California, there's my breaking news.
Well, from June 15th, two thousand twenty one, the federal a federal judge
halts the what they're calling the Biden attack on American energy.
Oh, really? So in a victory for oil producing states and the American consumer,
a federal judge issued an injunction barring the president
and Department of the Interior officials from interblunting
a pause that stopped new federal lease sales and the issuances of new leases
previously won a competitive bidding.
Twelve states excluding New Mexico.
And bring in the suit in the Western District of Louisiana, California in there.
Yeah, well, that's good. That's good news.
So the press release attorney general Landry commented that this is a victory
for not only for the rule of law, but also for the thousands of workers
who produce affordable energy declared attorney general.
You know, it's so much more than that.
You know, what's at stake is the federal offshore produces 15 percent
of the nation's crude oil with access to cut off to new leases.
Exploration effectively ceases and forced into going out of business sales.
This would affect the economies and Louisiana and Texas most directly.
But the supply chain for offshore stretches from coast to coast.
There's a lot at stake.
Does that include the pipeline?
No, it doesn't include the pipeline.
The pipeline is dead.
You're talking about the Keystone pipeline?
Well, just that one.
There's a million other pipelines. That's the thing.
If you look at a map, I'll give that to you.
Why?
I think we should all hydrate.
OK.
I'm hydrating.
I'm hydrating too.
It doesn't mean we're done. We're just hydrating.
It's always smart to drink one and have a water and then drink another one
and have a water.
Anyway, if you looked at a map of the pipelines that crisscross the United
States, you would be like, why do we care about?
Look at that. Look at that.
Well, I think it's the fact.
You'd be like, why do we care about one more, which is the Keystone pipeline?
I mean, it's ridiculous.
It's become a political bullshit hot potato.
It's because it crosses a border.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Well, I'm sure some of those red ones up there across the border.
Of course they do. Of course they do.
Where do you think they go when they hit that line at the top?
So I tell you what, man.
Look at this map of pipelines all over the United States, which is the safest way to transport oil.
I tell you what, Texas has got the bulk.
Yes, of course.
And Oklahoma, Texas and Oklahoma, Louisiana down there.
Louisiana is getting like butt fucked. Look at that.
There are so many pipelines along the Gulf Coast.
It's wow.
That you can't even see them.
It's just this red blurred line.
It's a blob.
It's a blob all the way through the Gulf Coast.
Well, at least through what? What is that? Louisiana?
It doesn't go into Florida, interestingly.
No.
And there is one that's under the Gulf of Mexico.
Look at that blue one that goes under the Gulf of Mexico into Florida, which is, which is Tampa.
That's Tampa right there.
Interesting.
Anyway, the point is it looks like a frickin human.
Looks like veins.
It looks like veins all over the place. That's what I'm saying.
Well, it does.
And it was so important to shut down one more pipeline.
Maybe it's the volume of energy or liquid that it's passing.
Maybe it's a larger volume.
I just think it's a political football is what it is.
Completely. It's a hot potato.
And he wanted to get some wins with the greenies by shutting it down when Trump said move forward.
It's more than that, though.
The shit doesn't populate on the news for not a reason.
And the reason why it's populating on the news is because who purchased what was the antithesis on this?
You have Warren Buffett, who purchased all those the trains.
Yeah.
To get the take up.
Didn't you say somebody said that's debunked.
That has been debunked.
I hate to say that because that sounds like a perfect conspiracy theory.
It does.
But it's been debunked.
Well, Warren Buffett, look up keys.
Look up Warren Buffett Keystone pipeline because that is what everybody was saying.
That's why the Keystone pipeline was shut down because Warren Buffett owns the railroads.
That is like so that see that's this bullshit.
It's what this is the reason why people aren't getting along is all this fake news they put out there on both sides.
Yes.
So anyway, that so you guys can read that.
Let's see if that's true.
Well, it's also canceled the Keystone pipeline because Warren Buffett donated 50 million dollars to his campaign.
Biden said he issued an executive order canceling the pipeline's construction permit for economic environmental reasons.
Buffett didn't comment or didn't make any contributions.
So Buffett didn't make any contributions to his 2020.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean he didn't make any contributions.
But you know, went to the Clinton Foundation.
Yeah. And that doesn't political fact.
Not all that reliable either.
Well, that's what I say. Who are you going to trust here?
Who are we going to?
That's the problem, because you're reading one thing.
All of a sudden you go to another source.
They say it's fake.
So which one are you going to believe?
Because they can't allow that to to make their lighter day because that would make Biden look bad.
And the way that money transfers back and forth, it's always I mean, there are a lot of these guys that he did campaign money.
There's that comes from Shell Corporation.
He did it in Dogecoin.
You know what? I would rather do this.
Look up Warren Buffett Railroad oil, railroad oil.
I want to know if he transports if he owns railroads and he transfers oil, doesn't he own BASF?
Will Warren Buffett really make billions off of the keystone?
Let's see what that says.
Yeah, they're they're backtracker. They keep going back.
It's complicated, it says.
Well, that tells you right there that he's going to make money.
Yeah, well, I false information can take many forms.
Maybe it's time to fake Robin Williams quote your aunt shared on Facebook or shut up.
What is this crap foundation for economic education fee?
And that's where it comes to this point every single time when you when you're trying to try to find something real and you go back and forth.
It's kind of hard.
Well, it's kind of hard. You just simply don't know what's real and what's not real anymore.
Right.
It's frustrating because who knows?
You know, we may be wrong about everything, you know, but I just don't believe it.
I don't feel it.
Right. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you.
So in the meantime, the United States is taking the head.
Prices are going up everywhere.
Well, inflation is starting to hit.
It's just like it guys.
It was it was only a matter of time and it didn't take that much time.
No.
I mean, when you spend four trillion dollars,
the same thing would have happened with with with Trump in office right now.
No, no, he would not have spent that money now.
No, he wouldn't have spent all that money.
No, they're going crazy doing these crazy two and three and four trillion dollars stimulus and this and that and infrastructure and all that bullshit.
They're spending money they don't have.
We are on record deficits.
Right. We are already on record deficits, but he blew it out of water.
But they believe in tax and spend tax and spend tax and spend.
You're going to tax and spend your way out of a bad situation.
And they've already proved it doesn't work.
More money quantitative.
They don't care because China is going to own us.
They already do.
And yes, you're right.
They don't care.
Rap bastards.
I know.
So we had a George Soros George Soros George Soros.
So we had another map up here and I found it interesting about the most misspelled words in each state.
And I found it very interesting.
And some of them are some of the same.
So where do they get the word?
This is from Google.
So so people type into Google.
How do you spell like in Texas confident was searched the most.
How do I spell this in Texas confident?
So there's some you know, it's interesting, though.
It is the only state that has the word confident.
All these other ones have the same word over and over again, like definitely and believe in quarantine and favorite and which.
But it's the only state that has the word confident.
It's not bizarre.
Florida has Pharaoh.
So it doesn't make sense.
And Alaska has no 80 80 80.
I didn't see that.
All that's down there on the left.
Where's Hawaii?
Hawaii is every every.
So are these examples how they spell every in quarantine?
Oh, my God.
As in the corn and then teens and teenager is such a corn pain.
You know, if they would end this corn pain, we would have a much better time in the central north region.
The North South Dakota and was Nebraska that Nebraska they've got it to believe the word believe all three of them.
Yeah, I believe believe and favorite seems to be a huge favorite everywhere.
Quarantine is everywhere.
Quarantine quarantine quarantine.
I'll tell you what.
Coronavirus.
Oklahoma is that Kansas right above Oklahoma?
Missouri?
Yes.
Multiplication.
I don't believe this multiplication multiplication multiplication.
Look at Idaho.
Peace.
What's Idaho peace?
Oh, God.
A piece of the pie.
I just think it's so funny that confident is Texas's word.
I mean, why?
I don't I don't understand.
Well, it's interesting that California as well.
Separate.
They they want to just keep everyone.
So Rhode Island, if you look at the list on the right, Rhode Island is separate.
Correct.
And then DC, Washington DC is succeed, which I'm sure is succeed.
I don't know.
But coronavirus is everywhere.
Delaware's government.
Nobody knew how to spell coronavirus.
Look at look at North Carolina exercise.
That's unique.
That's unique for sure.
Well, that's an easy word to spell exercise.
Exercise.
I don't know.
West Virginia doesn't even have anything.
Actually, it does.
It's coronavirus.
It isn't fit in there.
Oh, yeah.
Watch.
Anyway, look at Maine.
Watch.
How could you fuck up?
Watch?
No.
Watch.
I don't believe it.
This this is this is a farce.
I don't believe it.
That's what pushed it over the edge for you.
Well, I mean, no.
But yes.
Now I'm like, I'm done.
That's funny.
Well, you know what?
People I tell you what I read.
OK, granted, I read work emails all the time.
People can't spell.
They can't.
Most people have issues with something.
But what shocks me is the spelling mistakes I find in articles.
Yeah, every news articles all the time.
All the time.
First off, I find misspelled words that are flat out misspelled, which makes no sense to me because they should at least spell check.
Right.
But then there's words that are a word, but they're using it incorrectly.
All right.
Right.
Like not instead of note.
They forgot to put the E on the end.
That doesn't correct because not is a real word.
Not a real word.
Right.
I get I at least understand those mistakes.
But, dude, I took one journalism class in college.
And if you had any mistakes at all, it was an automatic F. Yeah.
Automatic.
Yeah.
Did you have the same thing?
Because you had it.
I know.
But you had no mine was in.
I don't think it really fucking matters, but it was a bachelor's of science in communication.
So I did a lot of radio.
You had no journalism, journalism classes and radio or communications.
I took no.
That's surprising to me.
I took I had like radio journalism, but it wasn't writing.
Right.
I had to write.
I had to write scripts, but they didn't check my spelling and shit like that.
Right.
Can you can you speak it?
Well, does the script sound good?
You know, I had to do storyboards and all that shit.
But they didn't they didn't check spelling spelling.
Oh, God.
They did in my journalism class.
You know what?
With with Outlook and I have Grammarly on my work computer.
Right.
And I'm like, I never realized how grammatically incorrect I have been my entire life based
on these programs.
Yes.
I'm just like, really?
You're telling me I need to change this.
I'm using a plural when I shouldn't be.
Right.
This is incorrectly incorrect.
I'm just like, yeah, I know.
It's highlighting things as you're just about to like, you know.
Yeah.
And I'm looking at I'm like, it reads correctly to me.
Right.
But apparently it's wrong.
So then I'm like, OK, what do you suggest?
And sometimes I use too many words.
Right.
Like in the case of they'll say they'll change in regard to they'll change all that out to
one word to say you need to say this instead, because it's clear.
You're being redundant.
Correct.
So some of it's that way.
But Mr.
Mr. Producer found a califragilistic expialidocious.
I think that's a legitimate word on how you spell it.
But Mr.
Producer found the U.S.
News most commonly misspelled words.
Oh, come on.
No one ever tries to spell that word.
Nobody could spell that word.
What cousin?
Veteran?
No, I'm talking about super fact like a likely to be a lot of doses.
Looks like a couple of states have it.
Yep.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Why would you even try to spell that?
That's retarded.
I mean, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
So anyway, yeah, the one we looked at.
So go up, go up to the top.
What was that map?
God, beautiful.
It's everywhere.
People have a hard time spelling beautiful.
They really do.
Yeah.
Well, it's kind of weird.
It's got a bunch of vowels in the string.
They do.
Spoffacitious.
Yeah.
It's the only word that has all about vowels.
Impressive.
Have you ever used that in a sentence?
F-A-S-C-I-T-I-O-U-S.
Stop being facetious.
That means sarcasm.
There it is.
Sarcasm.
Face.
A-E-I-O-U.
Doesn't have a Y.
Facetious.
Well, why is that?
Why is that not the vowel?
Hold on.
Is that the Y?
Facetious?
I-O-U.
I said A-E-Y.
Sometimes Y.
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate never Y.
That's how I learned it.
Now you're wrong.
I didn't realize that.
Yeah, but English is not your first language.
Like Hymen.
What?
Like Hymen.
Who's he?
You know, I love that.
That's a great segue.
You mean Hymen?
I have a Hymen story.
You've been horseback riding?
I'm just desperately trying to get off of facetious.
Facetious.
I want to hear your Hymen story.
I don't have a Hymen story.
A-E-I-O-U.
And I don't have a Hymen.
It's got all five vowels.
That was the reason.
You just now caught up to that?
No, that was the reason why I said it.
I know.
Where you been?
Hey, welcome.
No, I've been listening to you spout off about stuff I don't want to repeat.
Paul's Hymen?
Am I Hymen?
You guys don't have Hymens, first of all.
I hope not.
I don't have a Hymen.
You have one on your butt.
I have a Hymen on my butt?
That's an O-ring.
Wow.
That's a grommet.
You know, speaking of off the record, we've got...
Off the record, as we said on the podcast.
Let's stop right there.
Immediately end whatever you're going to say.
It's off the record.
Prior to coming to the podcast today, I went to a store up the street, literally up the
street, Living Things, that furniture store.
Nice.
It's nice in there.
Where is that?
They've got some nice...
Hillcrest and 121 on the north side, so it's on the northeast side.
Got it.
They've got some nice stuff in there.
Oh, it's a big place.
Yeah.
It's a northeast corner.
It's not as big as Ikea.
It's not as big as a Nebraska warehouse.
It's about the biggest rooms to go.
So we wanted to buy a couch, and we went up there and we bought a couch.
Wow.
Just like that, done.
Like a sectional?
We got a sectional and a recliner.
A sextinal.
Does it have a bed?
No, it's not a sextinal.
It's a sectional.
Anyways, they have a bar.
They have a bar in there.
In the sextinal?
In the Living Things place.
I did not see that where they serve.
Oh, what?
Are you kidding me?
Where they serve.
Can we go hang out?
Yes.
Is it cheap alcohol?
The bar was not open at the time due to COVID, but it's soon to open.
What?
Where was it at?
If you're in the front of the store, it's on the back right.
Where they have the bars.
It's to the left of the cashiers.
How?
I was back there looking at the bars.
How big of a loser would we be if that is our hangout bar?
The furniture bar?
In the living room.
What is it?
Living what?
Living Things.
Living Things bar inside their store.
We're regulars.
Hey, Jeff!
How you doing?
They've got two big screen TVs.
They've got a poker table.
We have a new warranty.
I say we try it out.
I'm a thousand percent in.
That is hilarious.
They have a bar inside a furniture store.
They have a full-blown kitchen.
Hold on.
We need to know if it's good prices.
When is it open?
I don't know.
I'm not paying $10 a drink.
They didn't say yet.
We've got to keep checking it because they shut the shit down because of COVID.
Living Spaces bar.
This podcast is not being funded yet.
We have to do $5 drinks.
I would go to the website.
He was like, I work four days a week.
I'm going to work five days.
The fifth day I'm going to be a bartender up here.
I was like, what?
Are you talking about there's a bar?
He said, yeah.
I'm just going to come up here and I'll set up a bartender and I'll sell people their furniture from the bar.
That is the freaking coolest thing I've ever heard.
Because he'll buy people drinks.
We're doing it.
And he said, hey, look, I've earned a couple because we spent some money up there buying the sectional in a recliner.
So you didn't get a free drink?
Well, he said, I said, I need more than a free drink.
I'm bringing a panel of people up here.
What the hell are you talking about?
No shit for like a week.
Fuck.
I bought a sofa, man.
Come on.
We need free drinks.
Bar. Yeah, we get a week's worth of drinks.
They've got a little tart spot.
It's perfect.
That's insane.
Can we come roll down there drunk?
I'm with a furniture store.
Blasted.
Where are you?
The wife of my things.
What are you guys doing?
You know what?
We're looking for that perfect stool sample.
Yeah.
No.
Maybe one of these will help you decide.
Stool sample.
Really?
A stool sample.
No, no, we're looking for that perfect, you know, the perfect lamp.
Perfect.
There you go.
We're looking for a perfect lamp.
Are you guys hanging out at the living, living store bar again?
You go to the furniture store again.
Ikea has a cafeteria.
So pathetic.
I know.
Ikea has a cafeteria.
They don't serve babies.
I know.
That's my point.
They took their business.
First of all, they've been in business for 37 years.
To Ikea?
No.
Living space.
They're just new in Texas.
Yes.
But they've been in the furniture business for 37 years.
I don't know if they've had a bar at these places, but their business.
I can't get over it.
That's hilarious.
Their business plan for Ikea, they're duping it because they've got a full kitchen and
a bar.
I'm in.
Do they serve barbecue?
Or meatballs?
They really have...
They have shrimp chips.
They haven't developed their program yet.
I think this...
Did you say shrimp chips?
And popcorn.
I think they have shrimp chips.
So we could have shrimp chips and popcorn.
I was alarmed on the amount of fat that does that.
Who would want that?
That sounds nasty.
Shrimp chips and popcorn?
Yeah.
God.
How hard up do you have to be to eat that?
I believe we eat that every halftime.
We do.
It's true.
Sad.
It is sad.
You know what?
So I'm in.
You know, we have to stoop to a new low to find out where we can go in life.
I'm in.
I'm in too.
Because if we get super drunk, they have mattresses there.
Crap.
Let's try out these...
Hey, guys.
Guys, guys, guys.
I'm sorry.
I've got to sleep this off.
I can't drive right now.
Sir, we're closed.
I can't even walk.
I can't walk.
Do you have a comforter?
Do you have a foam?
Do you have a foam pillow?
This is really, really uncomfortable.
Do you have a more...
Yeah, sir, we have a...
Do you have a Tempur-Pedic?
Yeah, we have Tempur-Pedic.
Give me a blitz.
That's a furniture store.
I'm in.
It's a furniture store.
That is hilarious.
I'm in.
I am so in.
I'm looking at right here an article that says the price...
We were talking earlier about the gas prices and how they're increasing.
The prices of gasoline and crude oil.
To buy a barrel, $72.88.
Well, that's good.
That's good for West Texas crude.
It's a very good price.
I recall when... what is the... the North... NATO.
No, no.
OPEC.
OPEC were selling their barrels for, at one point, $112, $115 a barrel.
That was a while ago, but yeah.
But it was up that high.
To be down to $72, $70 is...
Well, what do you got here?
Jeff walked in.
Did we just blow up a corner?
No, he just turned around.
He was like, hey, we're going to...
We're going to...
Yeah, Jeff just left and I thought it was going to be a rare moment because he's apparently
got a bladder the size of like...
Nebraska.
His prostate.
The size of my prostate?
A prostate's big?
They're supposed to be...
No.
When they get big is when it's the problem.
Yeah.
Well, you have a prostate the size of your liver.
There you go.
No, a bladder.
It doesn't make sense.
A bladder the size of your liver.
What's the biggest organ?
All right, so we're in the punch show.
Anyway, he returns...
Dudes like us.
Yeah, he returns with a bourbon.
We had... what did we drink?
We drank this...
We drank this with George Remus.
George Remus.
And...
That was good.
It was good.
I'm not kicking out the door.
It's a good one to have up there.
I like it.
I liked it.
Yeah.
I liked it.
It was a good pick.
Chuck Proof.
Good proof.
I get credit for that proof even though he picked it, I pay for it.
That's true because I was like, next time I come I'm getting this.
There's one other one out there that I want to get too.
I'm just tired of picking bourbons, you guys.
Dog.
Well, you know what?
I don't blame you.
I would too.
And this one was $8.99.
All right.
So we got Weller, the original weeded bourbon.
It's special reserve.
Kentucky straight boibin whiskey.
44% alcohol by volume, 90 proof.
And what distillery did Weller's come from?
Let me just look here.
Pappy Von Winkle.
Yeah.
Weller has the same match bill as Pappy Van Winkle.
Oh, wow.
That's interesting.
What?
$120 bourbon that we've been talking about buying?
It's more than $120.
Pappy's?
No, it isn't.
I saw a shot.
You mean?
Oh, whistle pig.
I was thinking whistle pig.
My bad.
Yeah.
A bottle of Pappy's is going to let set you back several hundred dollars up to thousands
of dollars to be on which one you get.
Really?
Yes.
And it's the same match bill?
Same match bill.
So what are people stupid?
They just don't know.
They what the hell?
I'm sorry.
I spilled a little bit.
No, you didn't.
You're trying to get me completely like.
That's not true.
I spilled a little bit.
Yours is the same size as everybody else.
That is the strongest pour I have ever seen.
It's the same size as all of us.
It's equal.
Really?
No.
That smells good.
Really?
Oh, come on.
It's like barely off.
Oh, dude.
It smells really good.
That's such a vagina.
Let's smell it.
I don't know.
I said vagina.
He said, let's smell it.
Let's smell it.
It smells really good.
It does smell good.
I think it smells good.
Yeah, Weller's is.
At this point, every bourbon would smell good.
Cherry.
I smell cherry.
I taste cherry.
We're in trouble.
I taste cherry.
I smell cherry.
I'm with you.
I smell cherry.
This is one of my favorites.
I mean, this is one of the easier.
This is what I tried to do with my barrel when I shoved all those cherries down the,
my little.
Is barrel the name of your boyfriend?
No.
And you call half cherries.
Remember?
Shut up.
When we had our little barrels, our little wood fired barrels with the alligator char.
Oh, that was your South American friend.
Wrong with you guys.
What were they?
Red Robin barrels?
Something like that.
You're Northeastern.
That's a burger joint.
That's a red something.
Oh, this is a train wreck.
The wheels have blown off this thing.
So we're on wellers and we still we talked about gas prices to the point where we're
just beat the shit down.
But there was one more thing we need to talk about deaths.
We have net bait, net, net be that day.
Right, baby.
Yeah.
Give me the napkin, please.
Sure.
Oh, he's gyrated a little bit over there.
So over here.
Oh, schmuck.
So net baby just passed away.
Hold on.
30 minutes ago is Israel strikes in Gaza after militants fire arson balloons.
That's old.
Arson 30 minutes ago.
What are arson balloons?
We're talking about balloons.
Well, that's what it says.
Militants fire arson balloons.
Oh, no.
So they're starting up again.
They had a ceasefire.
Well, this just happened 30 minutes ago.
I'm looking here at a newsfeed.
Israel's military said it launched airstrikes at the Gaza Strip on Tuesday night after militants
in the Palestine territory fire incendiary balloons into southern Israel to the counter
attacking targeting the Hamas armed military compounds occurred every Wednesday morning.
So it's like Molotov cocktail, maybe?
We're starting up all over again.
It's like incendiary stuff.
That means the ceasefire has ended.
And the Israeli military said in a statement that it was ready for all scenarios, including
renewed fighting in the face of continued terrorists, acts of emanating from Gaza.
I'm sorry to hear that.
They had a ceasefire and things were settling down.
And now Hamas decided to launch incendiary authorities on both sides, claimed there are
were no injuries, according to the Times of Israel.
You know what they're doing?
I know I can tell you exactly what they're doing.
The same thing is happening in the United States.
No matter how Trump was was a really tough mother effort on on foreign adversaries.
And then as soon as Biden comes into play, they test him.
Oh, that's right.
Because they have a new foreign minister, a prime new new prime minister.
And who is it?
What's his name?
Oh, geez.
I don't remember his name.
Not yet.
Not Yahoo.
No, that's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
for the first time in 12, 12, go BB, BB.
Well, that was the BB is his nickname.
It's a nickname, nickname.
Anyways, they have a new prime minister, which means they're testing him.
And apparently he's left leaning.
So which is the obviously the opposite of the thing that gets me is when when when you're
when you're on the on the campaign trail, you can spout off whatever you want.
But when you're sitting in that chair and you're getting all that news, you're like,
holy shit.
Oh, it's different.
Yeah.
It's like you're going to are you going to protect your people or not?
Yeah.
So they're going to fire this shit or launch balloons or whatever the hell they are.
Yeah.
And it's like, yeah, it becomes tribal after that.
It's it's fight flight.
You know, we're fighting.
We're take care of business right here.
I'm right here.
Right.
So there's a difference.
Just like when Biden called Putin a killer, he had the backtrack today or yesterday.
Such a loser.
He completely backtracked.
It's different when you're on the campaign trail.
No fricking back.
Trump, you know, all the issues down on the south border, how the politicians aren't going
down there like Kamala.
Kamal Harris won't go down there.
Biden won't go down there.
Trump issues a statement.
I think Trump should go down there.
Well, he is former President Donald Trump announced today that he's going to travel
to a place Vice President Kamal Harris has so far neglected to visit.
Oh, I have.
I have accepted the invitation of Texas Governor Greg Abbott to join him on an official visit
to our nation's decimated southern border.
Trump announced in a message posted posted in his telegram account.
He said the visit will take place on June 30th.
Trump visited the border on one of his final days in office.
So that happened today.
He's going to be joined Governor Abbott.
He's so smart.
He just is.
I know he's forcing the issue.
Man, he can play the game.
No, he's going to go down there.
And obviously, I wonder if they're going to love on him.
Is the news going to cover it, though?
No.
Well, Fox will.
Fox and Newsmax and OAN.
I know.
But it's CNN and MSNBC and ABC and all that shit.
No, 100 percent.
No, because they know it looks bad.
They know it's bad that that Kamala hasn't gone down there.
They've been Lester Holt deals.
They've been pressing her on it.
Oh, my God.
She comes with the lamest excuses why.
Why isn't she going down there?
The lamest excuses.
She sucks.
Why haven't I?
Well, I haven't been to Europe either.
What kind of response is that?
Hey, guys, we're actually witnessing the most unqualified senior, senior most American diplomat.
She could be the fucking president in his state.
It might be ever.
Ever.
But she's so grossly unqualified to be in the vice president's position.
Even remember Dan Quayle?
Oh, yeah.
He would went circles around this woman like every day, all day long, every day of the
week, forever.
Well, in all honesty, I mean, if you were to spell potato, it'd be kind of difficult,
right?
Yeah.
Well, potato, potato.
What state has a potato as the most misspelled word?
Idaho.
None.
Oh, my God.
Wouldn't that be the state?
Oh, my God.
Wouldn't that be sad?
Boy, that Dan Quayle, he got a bunch of shit, though, didn't he?
Oh, yeah.
He got so much shit.
It was ridiculous.
Yeah.
But it sank his career.
Well, he was a zero vice president.
I don't remember.
I really wasn't into...
Yeah, we were young, man.
...the politics to understand.
What year was that when he was vice president?
That was the original Bush.
So that was 88 to 92.
We were so young.
I was in college, so I didn't give a shit.
Yeah, I was a frickin' senior in high school.
Yeah, I was in college.
Wow, you're old.
So have you heard the story with Greta Thunberg?
Why are you so old?
There was a group that was inspired by Greta Thunberg, admits that they'd been a racist,
white-dominated space, and then they disband.
What?
Say that again.
What are you talking about?
She's racist.
The group that was inspired by Greta Thunberg to fight global warming admitted that they'd
been a racist, white-dominated space, and then disbanded.
They couldn't get somebody besides a white person to join them?
The Auckland chapter of New Zealand School Strike Climate Movement made the announcement
in a post on Facebook on Saturday.
The post said that under the guidance of their BIPOC members, the Black, Indigenous, and
the people of colour, the group would stop organising events to fight against global
warming and admit their past support for systematic racism.
Bullshit.
Oh, to admit that they had systemic racism?
What was the evidence behind systemic racism?
Well, the SS4C quote, AKL has avoided, ignored, and tokenized the BIPOC voices and demands,
especially, that's my voice.
You're Greta Thunberg's voice.
Especially those of Pacifica and Maori individuals in the climate activism space.
As well as this, the responsibility of Maori.
What is that?
You don't know?
No.
Well, these are the, well, the Pacifica and Maori people.
Maori.
The Indigenous Polynesians.
New Zealand.
Seriously, have you never been to New Zealand?
The Maori originated with the Salas from the eastern Polynesia who arrived in New Zealand
several waves of whatever.
Why don't they just say New Zealanders?
1320?
So, are you 143 for 144 now?
Yeah, I think he fucking sucked the cock.
That's a mess.
How do you not know who Maori is?
That's a mess, dude.
All right.
That's a big mess.
Well, so that is quite the story.
You're going to have your way.
It's kind of fun.
He's going to lick his wounds and move on.
Maori people from New Zealand.
Lots of crazy stuff.
From Polynesia.
So, are the Maori people similar to the Aboriginal people from, not the same, but they're the
native folks of New Zealand?
Is that what they're saying?
Of Australia.
No, this is, well, Aboriginal.
No, you mean Australia.
Yes.
Aboriginal's are Australia.
Maori, the natives of New Zealand.
I'm going to go with yes.
All right.
I did not know that.
I'm going to go with yes.
Oh, yeah.
It says the Indigenous Polynesian people of New Zealand.
So yeah, there you go.
That's correct.
Oh my God.
And they roughly between 1320 and 1350.
Damn, they went way back.
You know, you've got, I'll tell you, this is a horrible story that I'm about to share
with you, but at the same time, it's an inspiring story for humanity.
So there was an angry mob that beats this dude to death for allegedly hitting his pregnant
girlfriend.
So there's a report that says at least six people surrounded the victim.
And 41 year old Fred Voldemort.
Voldemort.
Voldemort?
We're talking about Harry Potter here?
Fox 13.
Harry Potter.
So his girlfriend is a dog breeder and the group was over her home looking for a puppy.
Well she told him, told them that she basically got hit and so they just beat the shit out
of him to death.
She said she got hit.
Well that's what, well that's what they said.
She shared with them, hey, this happened to me.
I'm pregnant and he was beating me up and they beat him to death.
So this surveillance footage from a restaurant nearby showed Martinez throwing two boards
at Ortiz's back and head.
Police only identified one of the other suspects using a full name.
So will this person go to prison for murder?
Well for sure.
So anyways that's horrible but you know, what the hell is that?
Is that my phone?
Oh.
That's yours.
That's an emergency alert.
DPS issues a blue alert.
Okay this is the fourth alert we've gotten about this guy.
Royce, Royce Edward Wood, 43 years old, white male, 6 foot 2, 200 pounds, bald head with
a beard, last seen wearing a baseball cap and camo bandana green shirt, vest, shorts,
black sunglasses.
So the blue alert is when a cop gets shot, correct?
No that's when an old fart gets lost.
No that's silver.
Blue alert I think is when a police officer gets shot.
Look up blue alert.
I believe that's when a police officer gets shot.
Guys this is like, there it is, there's the guy.
You shot a law enforcement, see?
I earned my point back.
No we already knew that.
No you said it was for old people.
No you don't earn your point back.
It doesn't work like that.
No I said silver.
Anyway dude this has been three days now.
Is it two days or three days?
Probably two.
Where is this?
I don't know.
What's going on with this?
It's in Texas somewhere.
He was injured, didn't even kill somebody.
Well that sounds crappy but.
Oh it's Weiss County.
Where exactly is Weiss County?
It's around, it's DFW.
Oh I know but I don't know where exactly.
Where's Rome?
Rome police.
I believe that Weiss County is around the Waxahatchee.
Waxahatchee.
Waxahatchee is due south of DFW if I were to guess.
I may be completely wrong and then I'll never get any points ever again.
But Weiss County I believe is where they picked up Sasha, my wonderful dog.
Really?
Way down there huh?
Yeah, Waxahatchee.
Well he's titled the good Weiss County.
Well you're just assuming that I'm right.
I'm usually very wrong.
Oh you were wrong.
No I wasn't.
Yes you were.
No I'm not.
Weiss County Texas.
Okay no that's the town of Weiss County Texas.
So there's a Weiss County county?
Yeah there's a Weiss County.
Oh God.
So it's far west, it's nowhere near where you said.
Yes I said it's in Texas.
You said it's south.
You said it's down by Waxahatchee.
I was like it's nowhere near Waxahatchee.
I have had enough of these insults.
Dude it is, if you have the Dallas Fort Worth area it is the antithesis of where you said
it was.
The opposite side.
You know I realize now that you guys are racist.
It's out there by Decatur.
You know what I think it's time to face the truth guys.
That's like on the way to see my son.
Dude it's past fucking Fort Worth.
It's time to face the truth.
You're racist motherfuckers.
That sounds violent.
Strangely we agree on something.
I don't know where that came from.
I apologize for that.
I don't either.
That was awkward a little.
So another one of the things I want to talk about is there's a story recently about a
lobster diver.
Oh my God I think I heard, I may have heard this.
Lapsas.
He was down there diving.
Yeah I heard about this.
And he got supposedly swallowed by a whale.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah sperm whale.
I thought you were going to say that whale's name was Goldby.
It wasn't a sperm.
It was a humpback whale.
I believe it was humpback.
It was a minke whale.
Or a great whale.
Oh I thought it was a goldfish.
Could be.
What kind of where was it?
I think it was right there.
It was a humpback.
So humpback whales aren't notorious for showing aggression towards humans.
I don't think a lot of them aren't.
Right?
I mean most aren't.
Well.
They're massive though.
I don't know but the quote was that humpbacks specifically are not aggressive towards humans.
How big are these whales that we're talking about?
Huge.
I don't know what's the average size of a humpback.
That's a great question.
40 feet?
I don't know.
I'm going with 30 plus.
I'm thinking 40 feet.
I'll say 80.
39 to 52.
I win.
And weigh approximately 36 metric tons.
Good lord.
How much closer?
They're fat.
That's big.
So anyway this guy gets.
A baleen baleen whale.
Well the baleen are the teeth.
Did I say it wrong?
Sorry.
Most likely.
Yeah the baleen are the teeth that filters out the.
He's like oh the baleen.
The krill.
It never ends.
I saw it on a National Geographic one.
I believe the word you're looking for is baleen.
It is a baleen mega top terra noven angelia.
Whereas like the sperm whale has teeth because they eat squid and shit like that.
Are you sure their teeth or are they more like fibers?
No the sperm whale have teeth.
They're like filter teeth.
The baleen are big.
They look like hairs.
Oh okay so that's what I was kind of looking at.
That's for like krill.
They look like what?
They look like hair.
So is that what the humpback had was the hair teeth right?
Correct.
Well how these swallows got in.
He put them in his mouth.
Look how big his mouth is.
Oh that's a big mouth.
Big mouth.
Yeah.
You know what that looks like?
So he's trying to process them.
He's got all that rubber outfit in the fins and he's shaking his head.
That looks like a car air filter.
Does it not?
It does.
It looks like an air filter for a car.
Well that's how it filters its food.
Exactly.
That's amazing.
And he's kind of like.
It's got teeth in the head.
There's a picture of this big fish.
It's got human teeth.
Human teeth.
Yeah that's jacked up.
That's creepy by the way.
You know there is a.
So anyways this dude gets engorged.
He gets enveloped by a humpback whale.
And he is in this humpback whale for what is reported to be over 30 seconds long.
But he has his equipment so he can breathe.
In theory.
No no.
That's what he said.
He said he felt like.
So he was in the back of the throat.
He was in the glottis.
No he was in the upper glottis.
The upper glottis.
He was in the front.
He felt pressure.
Freedom.
So he couldn't move.
So the only thing he could move was his head.
So he was like violently rocking it back and forth to free him.
Free himself.
Well to tell the whale hey you have a human inside of you.
Well it's kind of like Dora.
You can't speak whale.
Dory.
That'd be Dory not Dora.
For not eating me.
Oh wow.
I get it.
Another reason we don't have video.
Yeah.
And another reason why we end early.
What?
No.
So how come we didn't get E.
I don't know.
He said he was in there for 30 seconds and during that time.
Was he partially digested?
No.
No he was in the mouth.
Well I guess that starts.
He lost his like.
Just like meat.
No he was there for 30 seconds.
You don't get digested in a whale in 30 seconds.
Plus he was wearing like a suit.
Well how do you know?
He's wearing a suit.
Rubberized.
You know what this is unprecedented stuff.
I think you're right.
We haven't done studies on this.
This is why he gets all his shit right.
It's because he picks all the cherry picks the questions to get right.
He does.
I do.
Well we pulled up.
So the color is black and the two plus two is four.
And he makes it sound complicated but it's really easy.
It is.
So look at his kidney.
So they're insinuating that when he opened his mouth he was stuck in the mouth.
So because the blow hole is above the mouth.
Yes.
But in front of the trachea.
In front of the shoulder blade.
So can you imagine when that scapula the humpback whale makes that noise and it comes through.
Can you imagine when he starts shaking his head and then it's kind of like the humpback
whales like I think you know the other hump whales are kind of like dude I told you you
lay off those fucking those curl of that region.
There's divers I get stuck in there and he's like oh no.
And he gets ejected.
That was bad.
Yeah he went he went up to the surface and spit him out.
So how did he spit him out through the blow hole.
So you know the blow hole is not that big.
I don't know.
No he opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue and said get the fuck out of my mouth.
He puked him out.
Yeah kind of like a dog.
Yeah.
Yeah like a hairball.
Like a hairball.
That's exactly right.
He was a water ball.
So I think Paul has that one.
Do you think he was was he covered in mucus.
No.
Do whales have mucus.
Well there's too much water in the water.
I don't know.
They have tons of water in there.
No they got these these these these big snakes.
Do you eels eels have a tremendous amount of mucus.
So do you think.
And eels live in water.
Well that's on the outside.
Do you think this is a hundred percent honest.
A hundred percent true.
Well I honestly.
Like one hundred percent true.
My first inclination was like look there you guys are full of shit.
But his his quote unquote mate.
Right.
But.
I'm not saying his lover I'm just saying his mate like his shipmate.
But what do they stand to gain.
Look at all the publicity he's getting.
Is he going to make money off of this.
He's getting interviews.
Well he's going to get 10 grand interview.
I'm just saying no.
He was a nothing lobster fisherman until he got swallowed by a humpback whale.
Let's go and say I just got swallowed.
Wasn't there like some sort of veggie tales.
That's right.
Let's go to Lake Lewisville.
I got swallowed by a gator.
And let's say no.
Well I think whale.
Large mouth bass.
Why not whale.
Straper trout.
Can you stop.
You can't be.
What are you a crab.
Are you a fucking Lake Lewisville guide.
The only thing you can get swallowed by is I mean whales would be on the list but Arca
tooth is but I don't think they have a beak.
They would like to have.
I'm going to suck you to death.
They have a beak.
Although the whale here I'm looking you have the reproductive tract.
Tract.
That's what it says.
It's right in front of the anus.
They have a gigantic penis like whales do.
Do they.
Yes.
Huge.
Looks like they have a gigantic anus too.
Larger than the mammal world.
Larger than yours Sean.
Well you would think because it's like one of the largest mammals on the planet.
It is the largest.
35 tons.
The whale has the largest.
Look it up.
Largest penis.
It's like six foot long.
No don't.
That's a good point.
I got to look from the producer.
We're not going to look up largest penis.
What blue whale penis.
Blue whale penis.
Blue whale is the biggest whale.
And they have the largest penis.
Yeah the blue whales are huge.
Huge.
Well I've seen some footage where these people are like kayaking.
What you watch whale porn.
I do.
Yes.
Ouch.
But it's these people that are kayaking and they're like in the middle of these feeding
whales where they come straight up.
They breach.
And their mouths are wide open.
Yes.
And I'm like.
You're stupid.
If it came up right underneath you.
You're going to die.
You're going to be inside.
The blue whale's genital apparatus is proportional to its imposing size.
Which can reach.
Yes.
About 30 meters.
Thank you.
The penis is 30 meters?
Yes.
The average length of a blue whale's penis is 2.4 meters.
What's he going to say.
Each testicle weighs between 45 and 68 kilograms.
I'm sorry is 2.4 meters too small for you?
I thought he said 30 meters.
Well it was very misleading.
It was proportional to the size of the whale.
Yeah.
Alright.
So now you're unimpressed.
Wow.
I love how Google says people also ask how big is a blue whale.
He ain't got nothing on me.
Yeah.
Alright.
Well I'm hearing music.
I'm hearing music too.
Thank God.
Well there's tons of stuff to talk about.
I mean.
We're a mess.
Connecticut schools that use Native American mascots could lose casino revenue.
The Trump to join the Texas Governor Abbot.
We talked about that.
The Bachelorette contestants gets big applause after revealing he's a voyager.
I feel like we need to apologize to our listeners tonight.
I mean there was so much we didn't cover.
No it's not.
It's not.
That wasn't the reason.
Because we were all fucking over the place.
We're all over the place.
Yeah we were a little scatterbrained tonight.
For sure.
So we'll get.
I'll go back and listen to it.
And we'll see.
We'll see.
Alright folks.
That was a lot of fun though.
It was.
It was good.
Had some good drinks.
Good conversation.
All over the place.
You know what?
Hey let's follow up on this Wellers.
It does significantly smell like.
It tastes like cherry.
Yeah.
It's good.
Strongly.
Yeah I'm with you.
Alright.
So let's have one more toast.
What is today?
Today is the June right?
Can they hear that?
No.
There you go.
You guys are homos.
There you go.
Alright.
Last toast of the night.
We'll see ya.
Thanks for joining us.