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Oh yes, the 15 barrel bourbon.

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King George broke a lot of rules, but this wasn't one of them.

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There it is right there, the top one.

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George Remus.

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The boy bin was the real crime.

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Welcome back ladies and gentlemen.

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And as Sean just alluded to, we are drinking George Remus.

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That was a fast fade.

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It was a fast fade.

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Can you keep, no, we're going to start over then.

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Ah, there you go.

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I can add it back.

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Well no, I'm just saying.

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Yeah, at the beginning of the first half it was like running.

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That was a fast fade.

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I thought you fell asleep over there.

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Is this earphones working?

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A truly original bourbon, compliments of a truly original bootlegger.

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Am I doing this?

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Yes, you're doing this.

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God, he's like, oh, do I need some glasses over there?

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He's like, Paul, you run with this and then he's like, oh yeah, George Remus.

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We're over there just like, you know, talking about like.

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You know what?

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George Remus straight bourbon whiskey.

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This is where I start to feel devalued in this podcast.

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Scroll down a little bit more.

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George Remus straight bourbon whiskey.

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No, click on that right there.

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So you can look on it.

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Can I, can I, can I talk now?

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I've got the bottle in front of me.

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I don't need this.

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Oh no, it's all that stuff right here.

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It's 94 proof.

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It's 47% alcohol.

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What an asshole.

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Non chilled, filtered.

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It's charred American white oak barrels.

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I'm going to talk over you.

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Let's see.

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The nose is brown sugar cherry ripe summer berries.

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What type of cherries?

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A java vogue and rich scents.

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What type of cherries?

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It says cherry.

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I mean, because coffee has cherries.

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Good, good call.

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Palate is cherry pie, vanilla and aged oak.

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Cherry pie.

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Is that like warrant?

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Warrant cherry pie.

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I love cherry pie.

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He's dead.

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What?

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The finish.

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Fucking Debbie Downer?

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Who is?

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The lead singer of warrant.

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Oh, but not Weissling.

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Well, George Remus is also dead because he's.

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The finish is rice spice, leather oak and long and lingering.

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Did you say rice spice?

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Oh, it's long and lingering.

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I don't know about that.

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So are your farts, but what did you say?

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Rice what?

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No, I said.

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Janie Lee.

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Rice spice.

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Rice spice, leather, leather, oak, long and lingering.

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I get the rice spice on the on the back.

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The finish, right?

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Yeah.

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Smooth, long finish giving way to a subtle vanilla sweetness.

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I don't get that.

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See, this is a different one.

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You have a different one than what I have.

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Well, this is the website.

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What's the bootlegger?

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This is the actual website.

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What do you want?

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The proof is ninety four proof.

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Correct.

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And the match bill is undisclosed.

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Believeable.

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Well, I think.

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Undisclosed.

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I think the interesting thing about this is this is M.G.P.

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N.G.P.

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Which is Midwest Grain.

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Western Midwest Grain product.

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What is this?

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Midwestern Grain.

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I don't know what the P stands for.

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I'm not as cool as you are.

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Midwestern Grain products.

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Products Midwest Grain.

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M.G.P. of Indiana.

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So we talk about this and we just we could never remember what exactly it stands for.

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Anyway, they make a lot of the base distill it for a lot of bourbons.

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Like if you're starting up a bourbon company and you don't have your access to your own grains and shit, you buy from this company.

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Yeah, they make a bunch of crap.

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But a lot of the bourbons, I know a lot of the craft ones who are just small, they just they buy their supply from M.G.P.

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And then they age it and do whatever else they do to it.

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But this is their own.

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They're like we give all this.

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I don't even know what they call it distill it.

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Is that what it is?

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It's not bourbon.

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So here's what they call it.

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I have a little bit of a problem with this.

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I know it's free capital, but it's kind of like it's it's kind of like having a monopoly.

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M.G.P.

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Well, a lot of these grow their own shit.

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If I want to do a bourbon, am I going to have to?

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I mean, is it like if you want to do it for me to use them, but she products, you want to do it quickly.

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Yeah. Well, a lot of people also buy their their shit from Buffalo Trace from Heaven Hill.

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A lot of these big ones grow their own grains.

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Yeah. But they but still for roses, M.G.P. is providing the base for all those.

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That's why I'd not be buying it directly, but that's interesting.

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That's why they say it has there's a distinct flavor profile to a lot of M.G.P. stuff.

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Interesting. And the people who really, really have that taste profile and they can pick them out.

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So I guess this is my point by saying that is that there is a monopoly essentially.

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Unless you go out and you have deep pockets and you want to be your own multigrain production.

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Well, you'd have to buy your own grain. You'd have to mash it.

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You'd have to do all that stuff. Right. Yeah. But there's only one. It's like 18 day.

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Well, no, there's more. M.G.P. is the biggest. Right.

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OK. But you but you but you have other other ones who supply the same thing like Heaven's Hill.

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Buffalo Trace. They hold on. But Buffalo Trace has their own distilleries.

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Yes. Yes. So they don't get any of their suffering.

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No. That's interesting. This Buffalo Trace was actually pretty good.

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Yeah. So they got grown in it, but it's pretty good. Right.

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I've got a bunch of Buffalo Trace in there. Maybe we'll correct it out later tonight.

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Well, it's looking like that may happen. Are we turning a corner?

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Actually, I may pull out that weller. We turned a corner when we showed up for the first half.

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We started shooting scotch. You know what? Look, the scotch thing wasn't that bad.

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No, it wasn't. It's different. I want to have to pay more attention.

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I don't want to say or convey that the idea that we're kind of hammering right now is because of the scotch.

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It doesn't matter. We would have been hammered anyways. It's only 80 proof.

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Yeah, even better. Where'd my beer go? I took my beer downstairs. God. I'll be back.

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Oh, here, here, here. No, I got my full beer downstairs. I'll be right back.

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All right. Well, what is that 80s show? No, no, it is a current show.

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It's a current show. John No, it's a current show today. It's a sitcom today, but it's about the 80s.

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And it's like a kid that like goes back and look at all the tapes that he recorded when he was a little kid.

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And it's got the mom with the feathered hair, goofy, big, poofy hair. And she's like ridiculous about her kids.

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It's immensely popular. What is that? That show that's on TV? You have no idea what I'm talking about.

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None. Does it sound regular with TV? Yeah, I mean, we don't watch regular TV.

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So give us some of the actors that are not modern family is the other one. It's like Jeff Housebroken.

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What's the show that's 80? It's set in the 80s, but it's an uncle.

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A current show is a current show today. But it's set in the 80s. No, the Goldberg's Goldberg's.

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Thank you, God, Goldberg's. What do you do without me? So what was the show?

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Prairie. So what was Michael Landon played on? Prairie Field. Prairie Log.

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He was Little House on the Prairie. It was Pure Prairie League.

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And then he was like a bonanza. That's where he. Yes, that was earlier.

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The news on Heaven's. Gosh, oh, my God, he had a little thing with their heaven can wait or heaven's something.

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No, it was just heaven. No, no, no. Heaven can wait.

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Was it that one? Heaven can wait. Oh, you're talking about seventh heaven. No.

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Oh, no. Michael Landon. Mr. Producer. He was big back in the 80s.

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Oh, there was another show he was on. Oh, yeah. Michael Landon.

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That's one of the last ones he was on. Yeah, it was like where he was a spiritual guidance for.

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No, it was just Landon. Michael Landon, Heaven. Yeah, it was like Heaven.

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There was something. Well, it could be Heaven's going, but I know that's a movie.

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Little House on the Prairie. He was a highway to heaven. Highway to heaven.

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He was a good looking dude. The theme song was ACDC.

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Scroll back up to when he's a young man in that upper right hand corner.

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Look at that. That's the bonanza. What a good looking dude, man.

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Yeah, you don't. What the fuck? What is that? What was that animal?

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No wonder he was immensely successful. Look at that. Yeah. Did you know?

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Wow. Yeah, that bonanza was you've been at my dad's. That's where they recorded Bonanza in that valley.

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Wow. Really? Yep. Cool. All that footage that was down there in that valley where my dad lives now.

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That's crazy. That's before all the houses were out there. Yep. Yep.

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There's like record here. Why? There's nothing here. There's nothing but nothing.

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Ranch land. Huge ranches. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now it's homes. Very cool.

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Highway to heaven. Well, so there was another dude that was on that show, Highway to Heaven, as a sidekick.

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I never watched it. And he was also on Prairie, Little House on the Prairie.

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I never. I watched Little House on the Prairie because I remember I'd give her my buddy's house.

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With Laura Ingalls? Yes. I remember. No, I remember the middle girl who ended up being.

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Who ended up being. Yes, I thought she was hot. When she was 12. That was creepy. Pig tails. 13.

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Was this when you were in Indonesia? Keep in mind, I was like seven. No, you were like 36 watching reruns.

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Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. I mean, I was I was identifying as a seven year old.

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I was identifying as a seven year old when I watched it. I couldn't tell you.

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Harry and her brother. I watched a ton of these because they would go to the general store.

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They would have an account set up. So they were like, you know, his dad owned the sawmill.

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He worked at the sawmill and spent his all all day. And they had Apple pay.

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I don't think they had Apple. Oh, you said they had an account.

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Well, Richard Bull, no, no. Olson. Or is it Matthew Laborteur?

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Who is that? The Albert? You know, I said that was the brother.

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It's sad when we look up shows that we watch when we were kids and like half or more than half are dead.

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Well, a lot of these people are sad. Well, and I remember all that, like the teacher, the movie, the mouse thing.

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Catherine. The Catherine and McGregor, Harry Olson's.

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The Olson's had a whole family. And of course, you know, and they were so obnoxious because the Olson's were the the owner of the general store.

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So they had more money. And so the daughter were all this pompous stuff.

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And, you know, Laura Ingalls, Willie Olson was a douchebag bully, I'm sure.

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You know what? I bet if I went back and watch this, I would I would love it.

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I would love to watch it all over again. Why not? They it's good, wholesome entertainment.

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It really was. But they're they're all white. So they're not going to be able to pass that up.

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But look how long it went. I went out for nine years from nineteen seventy four to nineteen eighty three.

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Little House on the Prairie, Melissa Gilbert. I thought you were so and I was amazed when she transitioned from a young girl to a woman.

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I was like, wow, this is like one of the first opportunities they had a spinoff.

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Melissa Sue Anderson, one day over 18. I remember being like, wow, the cleavage come out then.

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Look at her. She's beautiful. Just stop. She's beautiful.

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She had a little bit too much work done. There was a time when they do. Look at the boob on her.

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She's that's not her. Yeah, it is. It is beautiful.

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She definitely had some boob jobs. Go back. So they're trying to listen.

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But her sister actually remember when her sister went blind? Yes.

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And they sent her away to some sort of a school where she learned how to read braille.

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She had some dude that she fell in love with, some professor.

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You really watched a lot of this show. I was sheltered. I watched a lot, but I don't remember that.

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I remember she went blind. Damn. Like you bust.

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You remember she read braille and then he touched her hand.

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And you remember that member? It was interesting because they went through a lot of different things that day.

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She was. Her hair was blown around. Remember that? To write the book because she wrote a letter to her sister.

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And there we go. And she would tell you, did she write? Did she write it in braille?

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She wrote she used a ruler, put it on a piece of paper, and she used a pen touching the ruler so that she could write in straight lines.

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Did she did she write in braille? No, that's not a thing.

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Well, they have like a how could she write? She couldn't see it. Yeah, they have a whole.

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No, no, no. I have a whole. I can see what she's writing,

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but she couldn't see where her sister wrote because she would be Sue, which is the blind one.

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Laura Engels, Melissa Gilbert was not the blind one.

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You know, it was writing it. The blind one back up one. My God.

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Go back to the blind lady was writing a back up one. No, no.

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See, Melissa Sue Anderson, Mary, your obsession with this show is making me uncomfortable. Stop.

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OK, so she was writing this in Cyrillic. This was like one of the this this almost happened. I'm sorry. I spin off.

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So Melissa Sue Anderson, a Cyrillic is, of course, I do.

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Who doesn't know what Cyrillic is?

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I go again. We have to look it up because he wants to be one hundred and forty four percent writer.

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One hundred and forty four for one hundred and forty four.

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Yeah, good luck spelling Cyrillic. No, it's C.Y.

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Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's the Russian. You know how to spell it. Russian.

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Wow. No, see what is that? Oh, it's some sort of battery.

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Oh, there you go. C.R.Y. Oh, it's a drug sort of box. You put your dick in.

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It's a dick in the box.

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That's the. Yeah, it's a dick.

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Now we got acrylic. It's not acrylic. It's psychedelic.

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Psychedelic. Psycho benza brain.

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Anyway, that's OK. Yeah, our producer is really struggling with this.

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You know why? Because it's not a real word. All right, let's move on.

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No, no, we're doing this. Fucking get it right.

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You tell him how it's fucking spelled. Yeah, you don't know how it's spelled like.

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That's why. Look at him. He's looking up with the Journal of Fashion, the cycling images of a cycle.

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Psycho delic cycling guides for women.

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Psycho delic. Psycho delic.

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And hold on. What is the word? Now you don't even remember the word C.Y.R.I.L.L.I.C.

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Oh, good Lord. So he chose out of a pool of words that already pre-exist.

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Cyrillic. Cyrillic alphabet.

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You've missed the IC. Yeah, there's an IC in there. Cyrillic.

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There you go. Cyrillic. It's a script.

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Russian, Bulgarian, Serbian, Ukrainian and other Slavic languages.

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Why would you use such a farfetched word to fill in a gap?

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Like if somebody said you. That's kind of like having someone really small driving a large truck.

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Why? Why did you say the word cyrillic?

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Because we were trying to figure out what language the sister was writing the letter.

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No, it's Braille. He says Braille is impossible. So I said cyrillic.

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No, she wasn't writing it. OK, first of all, she would be the sister, Mary Ingalls, who was in.

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She was blind. How can Mary Ingalls fucking pump out Braille?

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Why would she pump out Braille? If she's writing to her sister that's not blind, it wouldn't be Braille.

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I have a bigger. Sister's to her letter would be in Braille.

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I have a bigger question. Who the fuck knows what cyrillic is besides freaking Jeb?

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It's a fucking language. It's ridiculous. Why would you know what this is?

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Explain to me where in. It's a national script of various Slavic, Turkic, Mongolian, Uralic and

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Iranian speaking countries in southwestern Europe, Eastern Europe and the Caucasian. I got to be honest.

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I'm getting tired of you knowing shit that is totally fucking random.

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Central Asian, North Asian, East Asian. Where are you learning this?

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I'll tell you, he's got this daily ripoff calendar with the most ridiculous words.

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He's in there and he's taking a shit. So particular what's on the calendar.

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He's power driving through all these different calendars, ripping them off.

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And he's got these numbers. I'm with Sean. No, no, no. 100 percent.

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I'm with Sean right here. Word of the day. I'm with Sean.

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Ridiculous day calendar. Ridiculous words of the day.

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I got the Gaelic calendar. I've got the periodical table.

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Thank you, Mr. Producer. Way to work in Strontium.

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I've got the Russian dialect. The only thing missing from this podcast is all news.

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Fat people's lives matter. All right.

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Rip off the day with Paniculum. OK, we're overwhelming the viewers.

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I've never seen the term Uralic, though. What does that mean?

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No, it doesn't mean anything. Uralic.

283
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It sounds like some sort of urinary infection.

284
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It's a relic. It's like urethritis, spiral heat, bacteria.

285
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All right. Left turn. Wow. That overwhelmed me.

286
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Wow, we're talking. We got off.

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Anyway, yes. Are we finished with the book?

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Uralic languages from a family of 38 languages spoken by approximately 25 million people.

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Get your shit together. Predominantly in the northeastern Eurasia, which is what the fuck does that mean?

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So Uralic languages with the most native speakers are Hungarian, Finnish, Estonian,

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while other significantly languages as Ursa, Moksha, Mari, Erdmont, Somme,

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Komi, spoken northern regions of Scandinavia in the Russian Federation.

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You're killing it. See, I've never heard of any of those.

294
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See, now we know. Now we could go and wait.

295
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Of all that, Jeff memorized all these fucked up words. Old Mark, Somme, Komi.

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So the next time, here we go, the next time you're at happy hour at a bar

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and some beautiful brunette walks up to you and she speaks in some Eastern European...

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She's like, hello, how are you? And you're like, is that Uralic that you're speaking?

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Uralic? I'd like to Ural you. Oh, really?

300
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So I think Sean had the hots for this lady. She was hot. She had beautiful blue eyes.

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What the hell is that? Melissa Sue Anderson. That's Melissa Sue Anderson.

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She was very old. Was on Little House on the Prairie. That's the blind older sister.

303
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That's the blind older sister from Melissa Gilbert. That looks old.

304
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What does she look like? She wrote it in Braille. She did. She wrote in Braille.

305
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So what does she look like these days? I don't think so. I think it's an ancient language.

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Click on that current photo of Melissa Sue Anderson. God, I haven't thought of...

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Look at that. Would you do that? You haven't thought of her?

308
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What were you about to say? I haven't thought of her in so long?

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Look at that. What, you thought of her? No, I said I have not.

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I always thought she had pretty eyes. That implies at one point you did.

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She could have been Michelle Pfeiffer's mom. I was going to say, she looks like Michelle Pfeiffer.

312
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100%. She's pretty. I don't see Michelle Pfeiffer. Michelle Pfeiffer is prettier than she is.

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No, when she's older, she looks more Michelle Pfeiffer-y.

314
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No. That's a word too. Michelle Pfeiffer-y. That's an adjective. Michelle Pfeiffer-y.

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I like that one, the angle's picture there with the backdrop as a bushel of wood in the back.

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A wood stick? A bundle of sticks? No, those aren't sticks. Those are logs.

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But if you categorize, not categorize, if you put logs or sticks into a...

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No, you don't. No, you don't do anything with sticks or logs.

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Back in the 1800s, 1700s, 1600s, you would take things to put on the fire.

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You have these bushels. A bushel of sticks.

321
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You would have a bushel of sticks, logs, and you would keep... And that's the end of that story.

322
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Actually, it's, hey, rip open another... Bushel of sticks.

323
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But they didn't call them bushel of sticks. Yeah, they did. They said go get some firewood for the fire.

324
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Not that they said, what? What? What's going on? All right, move on.

325
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Everybody knows where you're going here, homie. I don't understand. You know, I don't think that's true.

326
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I don't think people know what a bundle of sticks means. It was a ferret.

327
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Ferret. Yeah, what? It was funny. Anyway. Because I was at a party and...

328
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You told this story. We've told this story.

329
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You know what? Some of the people haven't listened to... Like a million times.

330
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You know what? Ferrets good. They stopped the podcast the last time you told this story.

331
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Wow. Those are bundle of sticks.

332
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So, Paul, at the end of the last episode, you said you wanted to mention your adventure to Arkansas.

333
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Oh, yes. Yes.

334
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How did that trip go? You took it a day. You opted out, not spending the night.

335
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So you saved a nickel and now you came back today.

336
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It wasn't about saving money. All right, so here we go.

337
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And then it rained. Oh, my God.

338
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Okay, I guess the story's over.

339
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The story's over. Way to go. That's it.

340
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Thanks. Anyway, he got all the highlights.

341
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The end.

342
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All right, let's move on to something else.

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What the hell, man? God. Let me tell a story, brother. God. You just ruined all the highlights.

344
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I smell cinnamon.

345
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That was me. I'm sorry.

346
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Okay.

347
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Spicy fur.

348
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Let us know when you're done smelling whatever.

349
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Wonderful marshmallows.

350
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Every two minutes you chime in with something else you smell from this burger.

351
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So you had to go up to Arkansas to...

352
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All right, so yes, well, I had to move my son out.

353
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He's graduated from Arkansas and we needed to get up there and get the rest of his stuff, right?

354
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He's an adult. He should have done it by himself.

355
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All by himself.

356
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Well, you know...

357
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All by himself.

358
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He should have done...

359
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All right, no more of this bourbon.

360
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Anyway, so I rent a U-Haul trailer, which I've actually I've never pulled a trailer with my expedition before.

361
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So I had to buy the little insert that goes into the square hole.

362
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I was like, God, I thought I had a hitch.

363
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Tough love.

364
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I've never had a hitch because I've never needed one.

365
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Anyway, so I bought I rented the trailer.

366
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Did you get the right size hitch?

367
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I did. I did.

368
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How do you know?

369
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Because it slid right in there and the pin went in there.

370
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Well, you can have an extra large condom too.

371
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It would slide right in there, but it could slide out.

372
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Right. Well, it didn't.

373
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It pulled the trailer and they hooked it up and everything was great.

374
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So then we drove five hours up there.

375
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So how much stuff was it?

376
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Did it fill up a big trailer?

377
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Well, no, we only but that's the thing.

378
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We only had two.

379
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Let's see.

380
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We had a bed frame.

381
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We had a box spring, a king size box spring and a king size mattress.

382
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So it was a small trailer.

383
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I tell you what, we didn't fill up much of the trailer at all.

384
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No, no, no.

385
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It's a six by twelve trailer.

386
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It's not OK.

387
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No, it's a good size trailer because it needed to do a king size bed.

388
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OK.

389
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Right.

390
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So it was, you know, forty five, you know, what?

391
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Thirty five dollars a day.

392
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Whatever.

393
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It's fantastic.

394
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Oh, it's great.

395
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The cost.

396
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The cost was not an issue.

397
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Right.

398
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So we drive five hours and I'm listening to the podcast all the way up there.

399
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Right.

400
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Which made the time go by so fast.

401
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You were chortling.

402
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I was.

403
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I was.

404
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I was laughing about, you know, how you say stupid, funny shit and how Sean says nothing

405
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because he's on his phone and how no, none of that happened.

406
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That was earlier podcast, by the way.

407
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You do it.

408
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Flintstone.

409
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Anyway, so we get up there and and the first thing we need to do because we get there around

410
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like six thirty seven.

411
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We're hungry.

412
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We're tired.

413
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It's been five hours.

414
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We're going to go to his favorite burger joint.

415
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So he says, we're going to go to the drive through.

416
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Well, I'm pulling a trailer.

417
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Right.

418
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So first off, it took forever.

419
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And and the person behind me was the word word.

420
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You get this.

421
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The person behind me was desperately trying to get to the ordering window, but he couldn't

422
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know.

423
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Had a trailer.

424
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So there was like 15 feet behind.

425
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Yes.

426
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So I'm looking.

427
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I'm not trying to be.

428
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You know, I try not to inconvenience other people.

429
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Right.

430
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But in the back of my mind, I can't I mean, fuck, I'm in a drive through.

431
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I have a trailer.

432
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,840
What do you want me to do?

433
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,840
There's a car in front of me.

434
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,840
Yes.

435
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And there's a car in front of me and nothing's happening.

436
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We're not moving.

437
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We're inching up trying to get as close.

438
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,840
Yes.

439
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And I'm looking in my rear view mirror and he's like, I can tell he's getting frustrated

440
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because if he could be placing his order by the time he gets up to the window, it'll be

441
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done, but he can't get there.

442
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And I've already ordered and the trailer is blocking the ordering window.

443
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So I'm feeling I'm like, what an asshole.

444
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What a nice hole.

445
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What an asshole.

446
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Anyway, we literally were in that that line for 30 plus minutes.

447
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It was the longest I swear to you.

448
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It was the longest I've ever been in a drive through ever.

449
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Right.

450
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Was it worth it?

451
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,840
Well, so we get the food.

452
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Then we're not far from the house.

453
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Right.

454
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We're gonna we're pulling up for the first time.

455
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We haven't gotten in there yet.

456
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And I'm like, okay, well, Dylan says, well, I hope it's not locked.

457
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,840
And I'm like, and it's never locked.

458
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,840
Right.

459
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840
Because they always just leave it unlocked.

460
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,840
Right.

461
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,840
They go, the hope is not unlocked.

462
00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,840
And I'm like, in the back of my mind, I'm thinking I you better not not have a key.

463
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:06,840
But the reality is the key was with his front with his car, which was being worked on back

464
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,840
at home.

465
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,840
Right.

466
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,840
Five hours away.

467
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,840
His roommates are not there.

468
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,840
They're both in Colorado.

469
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,840
So we get into the house and it's locked.

470
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,840
And every window in the entire place is locked.

471
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,840
All the sliding doors are locked.

472
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,840
He climbs up on the second story off the off the balcony thing and it's locked.

473
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,840
And so I'm like, oh, this is great.

474
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:31,840
Forty at least at least 30, 40 minutes while the food is sitting in a bag.

475
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,840
Right.

476
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,840
I'm starving to death.

477
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,840
Coagulating.

478
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,840
Yeah.

479
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,840
Yeah.

480
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840
Fries are perfect when they've been sitting for an hour.

481
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,840
If you guys ever had fries that sit for an hour.

482
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,840
Yeah, they're called garbage.

483
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,840
Oh, they get better and better and better.

484
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,840
It's like cardboard.

485
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,840
The only way you can eat those is if you puree them and put them on top of french fries.

486
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,840
I tell you what, I'm a song guy.

487
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:51,840
It didn't matter.

488
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:56,840
Anyway, so he comes he comes down from checking the entire house and he says, well, I guess

489
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,840
we have no choice.

490
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,840
We're going to have to break in.

491
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,840
And he's describing needing to break a window.

492
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,840
I'm like, no, no, that cost me money.

493
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,840
Right.

494
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,840
I'm like, no, you're going to walk down to the main office and you're going to find the

495
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,840
emergency after hours phone number on the window.

496
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,840
And you know what I mean?

497
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,840
And you're going to call somebody.

498
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,840
Well, luckily somebody was there giving interviews.

499
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,840
So he just walked in there and it's like, I can't get into my house.

500
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,840
And they gave him a key and he came back twice because they gave him the wrong key or whatever.

501
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840
Anyway, finally got in.

502
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,840
I was like, good Lord.

503
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,840
Really?

504
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:31,840
Now my food's cold.

505
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,840
Now my food's cold and all that kind of shit.

506
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,840
They didn't have a microwave.

507
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,840
Well, you know, we were hungry.

508
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,840
We ate nuked things, alters flavor.

509
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,840
Oh, it's even worse.

510
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,840
Yeah.

511
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,840
Should he use one of those induction little fryers?

512
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,840
Oh, air fryer.

513
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,840
They can air fry.

514
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,840
I didn't bring it with me, though.

515
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,840
You don't just bring it.

516
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,840
I didn't bring with me on this trip.

517
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,840
I usually carry it with me everywhere I go.

518
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,840
Keep it the back seat.

519
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:54,840
Just bring mine.

520
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,840
Just in case.

521
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,840
Always with the card.

522
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,840
Yeah.

523
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,840
Just in case I want to air fry fries that have sat around for an hour.

524
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,840
Solar powered.

525
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,840
Yeah, that's what I do.

526
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,840
I can hook it up to the exhaust.

527
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,840
Exercise bike powered.

528
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,840
Anyway, so we end up packing up super quick, like in an hour.

529
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,840
And I'm like, let's go back.

530
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,840
I mean, what's the point?

531
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,840
Right.

532
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,840
Let's go back.

533
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,840
We can get back at two o'clock, two o'clock in the morning.

534
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840
So we did.

535
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,840
We busted out five hours later because we had a little little mishap with a mattress

536
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,840
was threatening to fly off the trailer.

537
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,840
But we managed to tamp it down.

538
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,840
And then there we go.

539
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,840
We got in, got in at two thirty in the morning and left it in the driveway.

540
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,840
No big deal.

541
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,840
We're going to go to bed, catch some sleep.

542
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,840
Six thirty in the morning.

543
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,840
My wife wakes up in a panic.

544
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,840
It's pouring rain.

545
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,840
She says just like that.

546
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,840
She freaked out.

547
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:49,840
The whole house was up running around screaming as if armed intruders were

548
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,840
scampering around the house, killing everybody.

549
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,840
And I bet everyone got out and everyone, everyone was joined in.

550
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,840
The entire house was up.

551
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,840
So I opened the back door and I'm thinking, OK, well, it's sprinkling.

552
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,840
So, yeah, we got I open up the back door.

553
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,840
It is the most intense downpour ever.

554
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,840
And I literally start laughing.

555
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,840
I'm like, well, there's no point now.

556
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840
I mean, it doesn't matter what we do.

557
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,840
It is 100 percent wet.

558
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,840
Like, you know, if you have a little meter, right.

559
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840
One hundred percent wet.

560
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,840
This was an open trailer.

561
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,840
What would the fuck you get this trailer from you?

562
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,840
Yeah, they saw. Why would you get an open bed trailer?

563
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840
Because it wasn't supposed to rain.

564
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,840
And it only rained over Frisco.

565
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,840
Yeah, there was like a very small, intense.

566
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,840
I would have never, ever rent an open.

567
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,840
But I left it on the driveway.

568
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840
We were done. We were home.

569
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,840
We were we we won.

570
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,840
We won. And then you lose.

571
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,840
And I couldn't get the damn straps undone because I was thinking, OK,

572
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,840
we'll just pull off the things that matter like the mattress and the box spring.

573
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,840
And then we'll leave the tables.

574
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,840
It doesn't matter if the tables get wet.

575
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,840
But I couldn't get the freaking Arctic rain.

576
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840
I was shivering. It was freezing.

577
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,840
Was it like glacier ice? It was crazy. Yes.

578
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Oh, man. It came straight from Greenland.

579
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,840
Did you harvest in that water? I should have bottled it.

580
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,840
Dylan and I were laughing our asses off because it was the coldest damn rain ever.

581
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,840
Take your shirt off. You could have nipped it.

582
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,840
You could have had nipple blades. Dylan could have butt losed like canisters of this.

583
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,840
We could be being butt losed Arctic. No ice cubes.

584
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,840
It was freezing cold.

585
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,840
So I jump in the car. I start to back it up and I suck it back in up trailers

586
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,840
because I've never really done it that much.

587
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,840
And I'm going the wrong direction and I'm bumping into stuff.

588
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,840
And I finally get into the back into the fucking garage.

589
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,840
And at that point, really, it was one hundred eighty percent soaked.

590
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,840
It didn't matter. I think there's baking spices in this too.

591
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,840
I smell that. Oh, yeah.

592
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,840
So allspice kind of spices. Anyway, that's the end of my story.

593
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,840
So did you get wet or did you dodge the rain?

594
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:55,840
I got soaked. And then I came inside and took a hot shower and then dried off and fell into bed.

595
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,840
And you fell asleep for probably seven, eight hours.

596
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:04,840
Yeah, I didn't get up until like noon, eleven noon.

597
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,840
That when we went to total or goody goody. Yeah. Not long after that.

598
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:15,840
Yeah. You guys notice in the gas prices keep climbing.

599
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,840
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's climbing higher and higher.

600
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,840
What was the most recent? The most.

601
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,840
Well, it has to do with summer. Right. Gas prices always go up with the summer.

602
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,840
Yeah. Regardless. But a gas price is always good.

603
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,840
But with Trump, they never went higher than three bucks.

604
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,840
Well, no. Correct. Correct. Are they over three bucks now?

605
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,840
It's right at the cusp. It's two sixty five.

606
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,840
It's over three dollars in certain areas.

607
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:47,840
Well, when when the whole pipeline got hacked, it was up to ninety when I purchased.

608
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,840
That was the highest I've seen in a while.

609
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,840
Well, there's a well, you go to California, there's my breaking news.

610
00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:00,840
Well, from June 15th, two thousand twenty one, the federal a federal judge

611
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,840
halts the what they're calling the Biden attack on American energy.

612
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:10,840
Oh, really? So in a victory for oil producing states and the American consumer,

613
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,840
a federal judge issued an injunction barring the president

614
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,840
and Department of the Interior officials from interblunting

615
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,840
a pause that stopped new federal lease sales and the issuances of new leases

616
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,840
previously won a competitive bidding.

617
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,840
Twelve states excluding New Mexico.

618
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:34,840
And bring in the suit in the Western District of Louisiana, California in there.

619
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,840
Yeah, well, that's good. That's good news.

620
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:41,840
So the press release attorney general Landry commented that this is a victory

621
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,840
for not only for the rule of law, but also for the thousands of workers

622
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,840
who produce affordable energy declared attorney general.

623
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,840
You know, it's so much more than that.

624
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:55,840
You know, what's at stake is the federal offshore produces 15 percent

625
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:02,840
of the nation's crude oil with access to cut off to new leases.

626
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,840
Exploration effectively ceases and forced into going out of business sales.

627
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,840
This would affect the economies and Louisiana and Texas most directly.

628
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,840
But the supply chain for offshore stretches from coast to coast.

629
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,840
There's a lot at stake.

630
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,840
Does that include the pipeline?

631
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,840
No, it doesn't include the pipeline.

632
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,840
The pipeline is dead.

633
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,840
You're talking about the Keystone pipeline?

634
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,840
Well, just that one.

635
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,840
There's a million other pipelines. That's the thing.

636
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,840
If you look at a map, I'll give that to you.

637
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,840
Why?

638
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,840
I think we should all hydrate.

639
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:35,840
OK.

640
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,840
I'm hydrating.

641
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,840
I'm hydrating too.

642
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,840
It doesn't mean we're done. We're just hydrating.

643
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,840
It's always smart to drink one and have a water and then drink another one

644
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,840
and have a water.

645
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,840
Anyway, if you looked at a map of the pipelines that crisscross the United

646
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,840
States, you would be like, why do we care about?

647
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,840
Look at that. Look at that.

648
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,840
Well, I think it's the fact.

649
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,840
You'd be like, why do we care about one more, which is the Keystone pipeline?

650
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,840
I mean, it's ridiculous.

651
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,840
It's become a political bullshit hot potato.

652
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,840
It's because it crosses a border.

653
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

654
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,840
Well, I'm sure some of those red ones up there across the border.

655
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,840
Of course they do. Of course they do.

656
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,840
Where do you think they go when they hit that line at the top?

657
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,840
So I tell you what, man.

658
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:21,840
Look at this map of pipelines all over the United States, which is the safest way to transport oil.

659
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,840
I tell you what, Texas has got the bulk.

660
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,840
Yes, of course.

661
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,840
And Oklahoma, Texas and Oklahoma, Louisiana down there.

662
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,840
Louisiana is getting like butt fucked. Look at that.

663
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,840
There are so many pipelines along the Gulf Coast.

664
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,840
It's wow.

665
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
That you can't even see them.

666
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,840
It's just this red blurred line.

667
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,840
It's a blob.

668
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,840
It's a blob all the way through the Gulf Coast.

669
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,840
Well, at least through what? What is that? Louisiana?

670
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,840
It doesn't go into Florida, interestingly.

671
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,840
No.

672
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,840
And there is one that's under the Gulf of Mexico.

673
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:01,840
Look at that blue one that goes under the Gulf of Mexico into Florida, which is, which is Tampa.

674
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:02,840
That's Tampa right there.

675
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,840
Interesting.

676
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:08,840
Anyway, the point is it looks like a frickin human.

677
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,840
Looks like veins.

678
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,840
It looks like veins all over the place. That's what I'm saying.

679
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,840
Well, it does.

680
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,840
And it was so important to shut down one more pipeline.

681
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:22,840
Maybe it's the volume of energy or liquid that it's passing.

682
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,840
Maybe it's a larger volume.

683
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,840
I just think it's a political football is what it is.

684
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,840
Completely. It's a hot potato.

685
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,840
And he wanted to get some wins with the greenies by shutting it down when Trump said move forward.

686
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,840
It's more than that, though.

687
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,840
The shit doesn't populate on the news for not a reason.

688
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,840
And the reason why it's populating on the news is because who purchased what was the antithesis on this?

689
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,840
You have Warren Buffett, who purchased all those the trains.

690
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,840
Yeah.

691
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,840
To get the take up.

692
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,840
Didn't you say somebody said that's debunked.

693
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,840
That has been debunked.

694
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,840
I hate to say that because that sounds like a perfect conspiracy theory.

695
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,840
It does.

696
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,840
But it's been debunked.

697
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,840
Well, Warren Buffett, look up keys.

698
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:08,840
Look up Warren Buffett Keystone pipeline because that is what everybody was saying.

699
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,840
That's why the Keystone pipeline was shut down because Warren Buffett owns the railroads.

700
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,840
That is like so that see that's this bullshit.

701
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:22,840
It's what this is the reason why people aren't getting along is all this fake news they put out there on both sides.

702
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,840
Yes.

703
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,840
So anyway, that so you guys can read that.

704
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,840
Let's see if that's true.

705
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:33,840
Well, it's also canceled the Keystone pipeline because Warren Buffett donated 50 million dollars to his campaign.

706
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:39,840
Biden said he issued an executive order canceling the pipeline's construction permit for economic environmental reasons.

707
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,840
Buffett didn't comment or didn't make any contributions.

708
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,840
So Buffett didn't make any contributions to his 2020.

709
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,840
Yeah, but that doesn't mean he didn't make any contributions.

710
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,840
But you know, went to the Clinton Foundation.

711
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,840
Yeah. And that doesn't political fact.

712
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Not all that reliable either.

713
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,840
Well, that's what I say. Who are you going to trust here?

714
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,840
Who are we going to?

715
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,840
That's the problem, because you're reading one thing.

716
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,840
All of a sudden you go to another source.

717
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,840
They say it's fake.

718
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,840
So which one are you going to believe?

719
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,840
Because they can't allow that to to make their lighter day because that would make Biden look bad.

720
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:17,840
And the way that money transfers back and forth, it's always I mean, there are a lot of these guys that he did campaign money.

721
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,840
There's that comes from Shell Corporation.

722
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,840
He did it in Dogecoin.

723
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,840
You know what? I would rather do this.

724
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:29,840
Look up Warren Buffett Railroad oil, railroad oil.

725
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:37,840
I want to know if he transports if he owns railroads and he transfers oil, doesn't he own BASF?

726
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,840
Will Warren Buffett really make billions off of the keystone?

727
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,840
Let's see what that says.

728
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,840
Yeah, they're they're backtracker. They keep going back.

729
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,840
It's complicated, it says.

730
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,840
Well, that tells you right there that he's going to make money.

731
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,840
Yeah, well, I false information can take many forms.

732
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:03,840
Maybe it's time to fake Robin Williams quote your aunt shared on Facebook or shut up.

733
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:09,840
What is this crap foundation for economic education fee?

734
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:16,840
And that's where it comes to this point every single time when you when you're trying to try to find something real and you go back and forth.

735
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,840
It's kind of hard.

736
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,840
Well, it's kind of hard. You just simply don't know what's real and what's not real anymore.

737
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,840
Right.

738
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,840
It's frustrating because who knows?

739
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,840
You know, we may be wrong about everything, you know, but I just don't believe it.

740
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,840
I don't feel it.

741
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,840
Right. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you.

742
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,840
So in the meantime, the United States is taking the head.

743
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,840
Prices are going up everywhere.

744
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,840
Well, inflation is starting to hit.

745
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,840
It's just like it guys.

746
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,840
It was it was only a matter of time and it didn't take that much time.

747
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,840
No.

748
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,840
I mean, when you spend four trillion dollars,

749
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:51,840
the same thing would have happened with with with Trump in office right now.

750
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,840
No, no, he would not have spent that money now.

751
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,840
No, he wouldn't have spent all that money.

752
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:04,840
No, they're going crazy doing these crazy two and three and four trillion dollars stimulus and this and that and infrastructure and all that bullshit.

753
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,840
They're spending money they don't have.

754
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,840
We are on record deficits.

755
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,840
Right. We are already on record deficits, but he blew it out of water.

756
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,840
But they believe in tax and spend tax and spend tax and spend.

757
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,840
You're going to tax and spend your way out of a bad situation.

758
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,840
And they've already proved it doesn't work.

759
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,840
More money quantitative.

760
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,840
They don't care because China is going to own us.

761
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:24,840
They already do.

762
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,840
And yes, you're right.

763
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,840
They don't care.

764
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:28,840
They don't care.

765
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:29,840
Rap bastards.

766
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,840
I know.

767
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,840
So we had a George Soros George Soros George Soros.

768
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:44,840
So we had another map up here and I found it interesting about the most misspelled words in each state.

769
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,840
And I found it very interesting.

770
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,840
And some of them are some of the same.

771
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,840
So where do they get the word?

772
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:53,840
This is from Google.

773
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,840
So so people type into Google.

774
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:00,840
How do you spell like in Texas confident was searched the most.

775
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,840
How do I spell this in Texas confident?

776
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,840
So there's some you know, it's interesting, though.

777
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,840
It is the only state that has the word confident.

778
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:17,840
All these other ones have the same word over and over again, like definitely and believe in quarantine and favorite and which.

779
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,840
But it's the only state that has the word confident.

780
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,840
It's not bizarre.

781
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,840
Florida has Pharaoh.

782
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,840
So it doesn't make sense.

783
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:29,840
And Alaska has no 80 80 80.

784
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,840
I didn't see that.

785
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,840
All that's down there on the left.

786
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,840
Where's Hawaii?

787
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:39,840
Hawaii is every every.

788
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,840
So are these examples how they spell every in quarantine?

789
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,840
Oh, my God.

790
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:53,840
As in the corn and then teens and teenager is such a corn pain.

791
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:59,840
You know, if they would end this corn pain, we would have a much better time in the central north region.

792
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:09,840
The North South Dakota and was Nebraska that Nebraska they've got it to believe the word believe all three of them.

793
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:15,840
Yeah, I believe believe and favorite seems to be a huge favorite everywhere.

794
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,840
Quarantine is everywhere.

795
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,840
Quarantine quarantine quarantine.

796
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,840
I'll tell you what.

797
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,840
Coronavirus.

798
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,840
Oklahoma is that Kansas right above Oklahoma?

799
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,840
Missouri?

800
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,840
Yes.

801
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,840
Multiplication.

802
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:32,840
I don't believe this multiplication multiplication multiplication.

803
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,840
Look at Idaho.

804
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,840
Peace.

805
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,840
What's Idaho peace?

806
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:38,840
Oh, God.

807
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,840
A piece of the pie.

808
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,840
I just think it's so funny that confident is Texas's word.

809
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,840
I mean, why?

810
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,840
I don't I don't understand.

811
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,840
Well, it's interesting that California as well.

812
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,840
Separate.

813
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,840
They they want to just keep everyone.

814
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,840
So Rhode Island, if you look at the list on the right, Rhode Island is separate.

815
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,840
Correct.

816
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:08,840
And then DC, Washington DC is succeed, which I'm sure is succeed.

817
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,840
I don't know.

818
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,840
But coronavirus is everywhere.

819
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,840
Delaware's government.

820
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,840
Nobody knew how to spell coronavirus.

821
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,840
Look at look at North Carolina exercise.

822
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,840
That's unique.

823
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,840
That's unique for sure.

824
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,840
Well, that's an easy word to spell exercise.

825
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,840
Exercise.

826
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,840
I don't know.

827
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,840
West Virginia doesn't even have anything.

828
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,840
Actually, it does.

829
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,840
It's coronavirus.

830
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,840
It isn't fit in there.

831
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,840
Oh, yeah.

832
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,840
Watch.

833
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,840
Anyway, look at Maine.

834
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,840
Watch.

835
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,840
Watch.

836
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:40,840
How could you fuck up?

837
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,840
Watch?

838
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:42,840
No.

839
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,840
No.

840
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,840
Watch.

841
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:45,840
I don't believe it.

842
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,840
This this is this is a farce.

843
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,840
I don't believe it.

844
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,840
That's what pushed it over the edge for you.

845
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,840
Well, I mean, no.

846
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:51,840
But yes.

847
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,840
Now I'm like, I'm done.

848
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,840
That's funny.

849
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,840
That's funny.

850
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,840
Well, you know what?

851
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,840
People I tell you what I read.

852
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,840
OK, granted, I read work emails all the time.

853
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,840
People can't spell.

854
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,840
They can't.

855
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,840
Most people have issues with something.

856
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,840
But what shocks me is the spelling mistakes I find in articles.

857
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,840
Yeah, every news articles all the time.

858
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,840
All the time.

859
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:26,840
First off, I find misspelled words that are flat out misspelled, which makes no sense to me because they should at least spell check.

860
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,840
Right.

861
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,840
But then there's words that are a word, but they're using it incorrectly.

862
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,840
All right.

863
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,840
Right.

864
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,840
Like not instead of note.

865
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,840
They forgot to put the E on the end.

866
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,840
That doesn't correct because not is a real word.

867
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,840
Not a real word.

868
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,840
Right.

869
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,840
I get I at least understand those mistakes.

870
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,840
But, dude, I took one journalism class in college.

871
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:51,840
And if you had any mistakes at all, it was an automatic F. Yeah.

872
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:52,840
Automatic.

873
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,840
Yeah.

874
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,840
Did you have the same thing?

875
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,840
Because you had it.

876
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,840
I know.

877
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,840
But you had no mine was in.

878
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,840
I don't think it really fucking matters, but it was a bachelor's of science in communication.

879
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,840
So I did a lot of radio.

880
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,840
You had no journalism, journalism classes and radio or communications.

881
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,840
I took no.

882
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,840
That's surprising to me.

883
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,840
I took I had like radio journalism, but it wasn't writing.

884
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,840
Right.

885
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,840
Right.

886
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,840
I had to write.

887
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,840
I had to write scripts, but they didn't check my spelling and shit like that.

888
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,840
Right.

889
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:24,840
Can you can you speak it?

890
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,840
Well, does the script sound good?

891
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,840
You know, I had to do storyboards and all that shit.

892
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,840
But they didn't they didn't check spelling spelling.

893
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,840
Oh, God.

894
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,840
They did in my journalism class.

895
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:33,840
You know what?

896
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,840
With with Outlook and I have Grammarly on my work computer.

897
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,840
Right.

898
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:46,840
And I'm like, I never realized how grammatically incorrect I have been my entire life based

899
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,840
on these programs.

900
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,840
Yes.

901
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,840
I'm just like, really?

902
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,840
You're telling me I need to change this.

903
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,840
I'm using a plural when I shouldn't be.

904
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,840
Right.

905
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,840
This is incorrectly incorrect.

906
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:00,840
I'm just like, yeah, I know.

907
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,840
It's highlighting things as you're just about to like, you know.

908
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,840
Yeah.

909
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,840
And I'm looking at I'm like, it reads correctly to me.

910
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,840
Right.

911
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,840
But apparently it's wrong.

912
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,840
So then I'm like, OK, what do you suggest?

913
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,840
And sometimes I use too many words.

914
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,840
Right.

915
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:20,840
Like in the case of they'll say they'll change in regard to they'll change all that out to

916
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,840
one word to say you need to say this instead, because it's clear.

917
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:24,840
You're being redundant.

918
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,840
Correct.

919
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,840
So some of it's that way.

920
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,840
But Mr.

921
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,840
Mr. Producer found a califragilistic expialidocious.

922
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,840
I think that's a legitimate word on how you spell it.

923
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,840
But Mr.

924
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,840
Producer found the U.S.

925
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,840
News most commonly misspelled words.

926
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,840
Oh, come on.

927
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,840
No one ever tries to spell that word.

928
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,840
Nobody could spell that word.

929
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,840
What cousin?

930
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,840
Veteran?

931
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,840
No, I'm talking about super fact like a likely to be a lot of doses.

932
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,840
Looks like a couple of states have it.

933
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:55,840
Yep.

934
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,840
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

935
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840
Why would you even try to spell that?

936
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:58,840
That's retarded.

937
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,840
I mean, that's a good one.

938
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:01,840
I mean, that's a good one.

939
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,840
That's a good one.

940
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,840
So anyway, yeah, the one we looked at.

941
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,840
So go up, go up to the top.

942
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,840
What was that map?

943
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,840
God, beautiful.

944
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,840
It's everywhere.

945
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,840
People have a hard time spelling beautiful.

946
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,840
They really do.

947
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,840
Yeah.

948
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,840
Well, it's kind of weird.

949
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,840
It's got a bunch of vowels in the string.

950
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,840
They do.

951
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,840
Spoffacitious.

952
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,840
Yeah.

953
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,840
It's the only word that has all about vowels.

954
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,840
Impressive.

955
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,840
Have you ever used that in a sentence?

956
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,840
F-A-S-C-I-T-I-O-U-S.

957
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,840
Stop being facetious.

958
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,840
That means sarcasm.

959
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,840
There it is.

960
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:36,840
Sarcasm.

961
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:37,840
Face.

962
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,840
A-E-I-O-U.

963
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:39,840
Doesn't have a Y.

964
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:40,840
Facetious.

965
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Well, why is that?

966
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,840
Why is that not the vowel?

967
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,840
Hold on.

968
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,840
Is that the Y?

969
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,840
Facetious?

970
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,840
I-O-U.

971
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,840
I said A-E-Y.

972
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840
Sometimes Y.

973
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,840
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate never Y.

974
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,840
That's how I learned it.

975
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,840
Now you're wrong.

976
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,840
I didn't realize that.

977
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,840
Yeah, but English is not your first language.

978
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,840
Like Hymen.

979
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840
What?

980
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,840
Like Hymen.

981
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,840
Who's he?

982
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,840
You know, I love that.

983
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,840
That's a great segue.

984
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,840
You mean Hymen?

985
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,840
I have a Hymen story.

986
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:10,840
You've been horseback riding?

987
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,840
I'm just desperately trying to get off of facetious.

988
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,840
Facetious.

989
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,840
I want to hear your Hymen story.

990
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,840
I don't have a Hymen story.

991
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,840
A-E-I-O-U.

992
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:20,840
And I don't have a Hymen.

993
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,840
It's got all five vowels.

994
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,840
That was the reason.

995
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,840
You just now caught up to that?

996
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,840
No, that was the reason why I said it.

997
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,840
I know.

998
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,840
Where you been?

999
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,840
Hey, welcome.

1000
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,840
No, I've been listening to you spout off about stuff I don't want to repeat.

1001
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,840
Paul's Hymen?

1002
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,840
Am I Hymen?

1003
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,840
You guys don't have Hymens, first of all.

1004
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,840
I hope not.

1005
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,840
I don't have a Hymen.

1006
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,840
You have one on your butt.

1007
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,840
I have a Hymen on my butt?

1008
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,840
That's an O-ring.

1009
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:45,840
Wow.

1010
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:46,840
That's a grommet.

1011
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,840
That's a grommet.

1012
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:53,840
You know, speaking of off the record, we've got...

1013
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,840
Off the record, as we said on the podcast.

1014
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,840
Let's stop right there.

1015
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,840
Immediately end whatever you're going to say.

1016
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:01,840
It's off the record.

1017
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:08,840
Prior to coming to the podcast today, I went to a store up the street, literally up the

1018
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,840
street, Living Things, that furniture store.

1019
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,840
Nice.

1020
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,840
It's nice in there.

1021
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:13,840
Where is that?

1022
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,840
They've got some nice...

1023
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,840
Hillcrest and 121 on the north side, so it's on the northeast side.

1024
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:19,840
Got it.

1025
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,840
They've got some nice stuff in there.

1026
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:21,840
Oh, it's a big place.

1027
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:22,840
Yeah.

1028
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,840
It's a northeast corner.

1029
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,840
It's not as big as Ikea.

1030
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,840
It's not as big as a Nebraska warehouse.

1031
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,840
It's about the biggest rooms to go.

1032
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:34,840
So we wanted to buy a couch, and we went up there and we bought a couch.

1033
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:35,840
Wow.

1034
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,840
Just like that, done.

1035
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:37,840
Like a sectional?

1036
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,840
We got a sectional and a recliner.

1037
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,840
A sextinal.

1038
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,840
Does it have a bed?

1039
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,840
No, it's not a sextinal.

1040
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,840
It's a sectional.

1041
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,840
Anyways, they have a bar.

1042
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,840
They have a bar in there.

1043
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,840
In the sextinal?

1044
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,840
In the Living Things place.

1045
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,840
I did not see that where they serve.

1046
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,840
Oh, what?

1047
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,840
Are you kidding me?

1048
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,840
Where they serve.

1049
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,840
Can we go hang out?

1050
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,840
Yes.

1051
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:02,840
Is it cheap alcohol?

1052
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,840
The bar was not open at the time due to COVID, but it's soon to open.

1053
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,840
What?

1054
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,840
Where was it at?

1055
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,840
If you're in the front of the store, it's on the back right.

1056
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,840
Where they have the bars.

1057
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,840
It's to the left of the cashiers.

1058
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,840
How?

1059
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,840
I was back there looking at the bars.

1060
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,840
How big of a loser would we be if that is our hangout bar?

1061
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,840
The furniture bar?

1062
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,840
In the living room.

1063
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:29,840
What is it?

1064
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,840
Living what?

1065
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,840
Living Things.

1066
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,840
Living Things bar inside their store.

1067
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:35,840
We're regulars.

1068
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:36,840
Hey, Jeff!

1069
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,840
How you doing?

1070
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,840
They've got two big screen TVs.

1071
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,840
They've got a poker table.

1072
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,840
We have a new warranty.

1073
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,840
I say we try it out.

1074
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,840
I'm a thousand percent in.

1075
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,840
That is hilarious.

1076
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,840
They have a bar inside a furniture store.

1077
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,840
They have a full-blown kitchen.

1078
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,840
Hold on.

1079
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,840
We need to know if it's good prices.

1080
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,840
When is it open?

1081
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,840
I don't know.

1082
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,840
I'm not paying $10 a drink.

1083
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,840
They didn't say yet.

1084
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,840
We've got to keep checking it because they shut the shit down because of COVID.

1085
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:11,840
Living Spaces bar.

1086
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,840
This podcast is not being funded yet.

1087
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,840
We have to do $5 drinks.

1088
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,840
I would go to the website.

1089
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,840
He was like, I work four days a week.

1090
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,840
I'm going to work five days.

1091
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,840
The fifth day I'm going to be a bartender up here.

1092
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,840
I was like, what?

1093
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,840
Are you talking about there's a bar?

1094
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:30,840
He said, yeah.

1095
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:35,840
I'm just going to come up here and I'll set up a bartender and I'll sell people their furniture from the bar.

1096
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,840
That is the freaking coolest thing I've ever heard.

1097
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,840
Because he'll buy people drinks.

1098
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,840
We're doing it.

1099
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:50,840
And he said, hey, look, I've earned a couple because we spent some money up there buying the sectional in a recliner.

1100
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,840
So you didn't get a free drink?

1101
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,840
Well, he said, I said, I need more than a free drink.

1102
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,840
I'm bringing a panel of people up here.

1103
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:56,840
What the hell are you talking about?

1104
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,840
No shit for like a week.

1105
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,840
Fuck.

1106
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:03,840
I bought a sofa, man.

1107
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,840
Come on.

1108
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,840
We need free drinks.

1109
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,840
Bar. Yeah, we get a week's worth of drinks.

1110
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,840
They've got a little tart spot.

1111
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:10,840
It's perfect.

1112
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,840
That's insane.

1113
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,840
Can we come roll down there drunk?

1114
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,840
I'm with a furniture store.

1115
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,840
Blasted.

1116
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,840
Where are you?

1117
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:19,840
The wife of my things.

1118
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:20,840
What are you guys doing?

1119
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:21,840
You know what?

1120
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,840
We're looking for that perfect stool sample.

1121
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:24,840
Yeah.

1122
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,840
No.

1123
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,840
Maybe one of these will help you decide.

1124
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,840
Stool sample.

1125
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,840
Really?

1126
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,840
A stool sample.

1127
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:37,840
No, no, we're looking for that perfect, you know, the perfect lamp.

1128
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,840
Perfect.

1129
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:39,840
There you go.

1130
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:40,840
We're looking for a perfect lamp.

1131
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,840
Are you guys hanging out at the living, living store bar again?

1132
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,840
You go to the furniture store again.

1133
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,840
Ikea has a cafeteria.

1134
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:51,840
So pathetic.

1135
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,840
I know.

1136
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,840
Ikea has a cafeteria.

1137
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:56,840
They don't serve babies.

1138
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,840
I know.

1139
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:58,840
That's my point.

1140
00:50:58,840 --> 00:50:59,840
They took their business.

1141
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,840
First of all, they've been in business for 37 years.

1142
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,840
To Ikea?

1143
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,840
No.

1144
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:05,840
Living space.

1145
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:06,840
Living space.

1146
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,840
They're just new in Texas.

1147
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:08,840
Yes.

1148
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,840
But they've been in the furniture business for 37 years.

1149
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,840
I don't know if they've had a bar at these places, but their business.

1150
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:14,840
I can't get over it.

1151
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,840
That's hilarious.

1152
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:21,840
Their business plan for Ikea, they're duping it because they've got a full kitchen and

1153
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,840
a bar.

1154
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:23,840
I'm in.

1155
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,840
Do they serve barbecue?

1156
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:26,840
Or meatballs?

1157
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,840
They really have...

1158
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:28,840
They have shrimp chips.

1159
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,840
They haven't developed their program yet.

1160
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,840
I think this...

1161
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,840
Did you say shrimp chips?

1162
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,840
And popcorn.

1163
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,840
I think they have shrimp chips.

1164
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,840
So we could have shrimp chips and popcorn.

1165
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,840
I was alarmed on the amount of fat that does that.

1166
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,840
Who would want that?

1167
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,840
That sounds nasty.

1168
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,840
Shrimp chips and popcorn?

1169
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:41,840
Yeah.

1170
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,840
God.

1171
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:43,840
How hard up do you have to be to eat that?

1172
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,840
I believe we eat that every halftime.

1173
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,840
We do.

1174
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,840
It's true.

1175
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:51,840
Sad.

1176
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,160
It is sad.

1177
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,160
You know what?

1178
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,160
So I'm in.

1179
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,720
You know, we have to stoop to a new low to find out where we can go in life.

1180
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:01,720
I'm in.

1181
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,720
I'm in too.

1182
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,080
Because if we get super drunk, they have mattresses there.

1183
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,080
Crap.

1184
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,080
Let's try out these...

1185
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,080
Hey, guys.

1186
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,080
Guys, guys, guys.

1187
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,080
I'm sorry.

1188
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,080
I've got to sleep this off.

1189
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:18,080
I can't drive right now.

1190
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:21,080
Sir, we're closed.

1191
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,280
I can't even walk.

1192
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,280
I can't walk.

1193
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,280
Do you have a comforter?

1194
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,280
Do you have a foam?

1195
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,280
Do you have a foam pillow?

1196
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,280
This is really, really uncomfortable.

1197
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,280
Do you have a more...

1198
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,280
Yeah, sir, we have a...

1199
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,280
Do you have a Tempur-Pedic?

1200
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,280
Yeah, we have Tempur-Pedic.

1201
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,280
Give me a blitz.

1202
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,280
That's a furniture store.

1203
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,280
I'm in.

1204
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,280
I'm in.

1205
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,280
I'm in.

1206
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,280
I'm in.

1207
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280
I'm in.

1208
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,280
I'm in.

1209
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,280
I'm in.

1210
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,280
I'm in.

1211
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,280
I'm in.

1212
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,280
I'm in.

1213
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,280
It's a furniture store.

1214
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,280
That is hilarious.

1215
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,280
I'm in.

1216
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,280
I am so in.

1217
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,800
I'm looking at right here an article that says the price...

1218
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,840
We were talking earlier about the gas prices and how they're increasing.

1219
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,360
The prices of gasoline and crude oil.

1220
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,920
To buy a barrel, $72.88.

1221
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,920
Well, that's good.

1222
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:06,520
That's good for West Texas crude.

1223
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,000
It's a very good price.

1224
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:13,880
I recall when... what is the... the North... NATO.

1225
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:14,880
No, no.

1226
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,880
OPEC.

1227
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,880
OPEC.

1228
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:22,000
OPEC were selling their barrels for, at one point, $112, $115 a barrel.

1229
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,720
That was a while ago, but yeah.

1230
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:24,920
But it was up that high.

1231
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,000
To be down to $72, $70 is...

1232
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,960
Well, what do you got here?

1233
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,200
Jeff walked in.

1234
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,800
Did we just blow up a corner?

1235
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,040
No, he just turned around.

1236
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,040
He was like, hey, we're going to...

1237
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,040
We're going to...

1238
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,440
Yeah, Jeff just left and I thought it was going to be a rare moment because he's apparently

1239
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,800
got a bladder the size of like...

1240
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,800
Nebraska.

1241
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800
His prostate.

1242
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,800
The size of my prostate?

1243
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800
A prostate's big?

1244
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,800
A prostate's big?

1245
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,800
They're supposed to be...

1246
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800
No.

1247
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,800
When they get big is when it's the problem.

1248
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:51,800
Yeah.

1249
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,160
Well, you have a prostate the size of your liver.

1250
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,160
There you go.

1251
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,160
No, a bladder.

1252
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,160
It doesn't make sense.

1253
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,160
A bladder the size of your liver.

1254
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,160
What's the biggest organ?

1255
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,160
All right, so we're in the punch show.

1256
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,160
Anyway, he returns...

1257
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,160
Dudes like us.

1258
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,040
Yeah, he returns with a bourbon.

1259
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,760
We had... what did we drink?

1260
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:05,760
We drank this...

1261
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,240
We drank this with George Remus.

1262
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,240
George Remus.

1263
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,240
And...

1264
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,240
That was good.

1265
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,240
It was good.

1266
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:12,520
I'm not kicking out the door.

1267
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,760
It's a good one to have up there.

1268
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:14,760
I like it.

1269
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:15,760
I liked it.

1270
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,760
Yeah.

1271
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,760
I liked it.

1272
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,760
It was a good pick.

1273
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,760
Chuck Proof.

1274
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,760
Chuck Proof.

1275
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,760
Good proof.

1276
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,760
I get credit for that proof even though he picked it, I pay for it.

1277
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,760
That's true because I was like, next time I come I'm getting this.

1278
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,960
There's one other one out there that I want to get too.

1279
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,880
I'm just tired of picking bourbons, you guys.

1280
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:28,880
Dog.

1281
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,880
Well, you know what?

1282
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,880
I don't blame you.

1283
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,880
I would too.

1284
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,880
And this one was $8.99.

1285
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:34,880
All right.

1286
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,440
So we got Weller, the original weeded bourbon.

1287
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,440
It's special reserve.

1288
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,440
Kentucky straight boibin whiskey.

1289
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:45,240
44% alcohol by volume, 90 proof.

1290
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,520
And what distillery did Weller's come from?

1291
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,480
Let me just look here.

1292
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,480
Pappy Von Winkle.

1293
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,480
Yeah.

1294
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,360
Weller has the same match bill as Pappy Van Winkle.

1295
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,360
Oh, wow.

1296
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,360
That's interesting.

1297
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,360
What?

1298
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,760
$120 bourbon that we've been talking about buying?

1299
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:02,760
It's more than $120.

1300
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:03,760
Pappy's?

1301
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,440
No, it isn't.

1302
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,440
I saw a shot.

1303
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,440
You mean?

1304
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Oh, whistle pig.

1305
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,440
I was thinking whistle pig.

1306
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,440
My bad.

1307
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Yeah.

1308
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:16,400
A bottle of Pappy's is going to let set you back several hundred dollars up to thousands

1309
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,200
of dollars to be on which one you get.

1310
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,200
Really?

1311
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,200
Yes.

1312
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,200
And it's the same match bill?

1313
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,960
Same match bill.

1314
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,040
So what are people stupid?

1315
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,040
They just don't know.

1316
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,240
They what the hell?

1317
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,240
I'm sorry.

1318
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,240
I spilled a little bit.

1319
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,240
No, you didn't.

1320
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:37,040
You're trying to get me completely like.

1321
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,040
That's not true.

1322
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,040
I spilled a little bit.

1323
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,040
Yours is the same size as everybody else.

1324
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,200
That is the strongest pour I have ever seen.

1325
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,160
It's the same size as all of us.

1326
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:45,160
It's equal.

1327
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,160
Really?

1328
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,160
No.

1329
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,160
That smells good.

1330
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,160
Really?

1331
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,400
Oh, come on.

1332
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,720
It's like barely off.

1333
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,720
Oh, dude.

1334
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:55,720
It smells really good.

1335
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:56,720
That's such a vagina.

1336
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,720
Let's smell it.

1337
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,720
I don't know.

1338
00:55:58,720 --> 00:55:59,720
I said vagina.

1339
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:00,720
He said, let's smell it.

1340
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:01,720
Let's smell it.

1341
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,720
It smells really good.

1342
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,720
It does smell good.

1343
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:04,720
I think it smells good.

1344
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,720
Yeah, Weller's is.

1345
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:10,720
At this point, every bourbon would smell good.

1346
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,720
Cherry.

1347
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:12,720
I smell cherry.

1348
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,720
I taste cherry.

1349
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:14,720
We're in trouble.

1350
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:18,960
I taste cherry.

1351
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,960
I smell cherry.

1352
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:20,960
I'm with you.

1353
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:21,960
I smell cherry.

1354
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:22,960
This is one of my favorites.

1355
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,960
I mean, this is one of the easier.

1356
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:29,160
This is what I tried to do with my barrel when I shoved all those cherries down the,

1357
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,160
my little.

1358
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,160
Is barrel the name of your boyfriend?

1359
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,160
No.

1360
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,160
And you call half cherries.

1361
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,160
Remember?

1362
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,160
Shut up.

1363
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:43,160
When we had our little barrels, our little wood fired barrels with the alligator char.

1364
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:47,000
Oh, that was your South American friend.

1365
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,520
Wrong with you guys.

1366
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,520
What were they?

1367
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,520
Red Robin barrels?

1368
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,520
Something like that.

1369
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,520
You're Northeastern.

1370
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,520
That's a burger joint.

1371
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,520
That's a red something.

1372
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,600
Oh, this is a train wreck.

1373
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:06,000
The wheels have blown off this thing.

1374
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:12,000
So we're on wellers and we still we talked about gas prices to the point where we're

1375
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,320
just beat the shit down.

1376
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,760
But there was one more thing we need to talk about deaths.

1377
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,880
We have net bait, net, net be that day.

1378
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:18,880
Right, baby.

1379
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:19,880
Yeah.

1380
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:20,880
Give me the napkin, please.

1381
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:21,880
Sure.

1382
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,240
Oh, he's gyrated a little bit over there.

1383
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,240
So over here.

1384
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,200
Oh, schmuck.

1385
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:30,160
So net baby just passed away.

1386
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,160
Hold on.

1387
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:37,320
30 minutes ago is Israel strikes in Gaza after militants fire arson balloons.

1388
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,320
That's old.

1389
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,320
Arson 30 minutes ago.

1390
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,320
What are arson balloons?

1391
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,320
We're talking about balloons.

1392
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,600
Well, that's what it says.

1393
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,520
Militants fire arson balloons.

1394
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,000
Oh, no.

1395
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,240
So they're starting up again.

1396
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:49,400
They had a ceasefire.

1397
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,000
Well, this just happened 30 minutes ago.

1398
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,120
I'm looking here at a newsfeed.

1399
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:57,720
Israel's military said it launched airstrikes at the Gaza Strip on Tuesday night after militants

1400
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:02,680
in the Palestine territory fire incendiary balloons into southern Israel to the counter

1401
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,080
attacking targeting the Hamas armed military compounds occurred every Wednesday morning.

1402
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,720
So it's like Molotov cocktail, maybe?

1403
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,960
We're starting up all over again.

1404
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:10,960
It's like incendiary stuff.

1405
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,760
That means the ceasefire has ended.

1406
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:18,760
And the Israeli military said in a statement that it was ready for all scenarios, including

1407
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:24,800
renewed fighting in the face of continued terrorists, acts of emanating from Gaza.

1408
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,320
I'm sorry to hear that.

1409
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,640
They had a ceasefire and things were settling down.

1410
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:34,880
And now Hamas decided to launch incendiary authorities on both sides, claimed there are

1411
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,760
were no injuries, according to the Times of Israel.

1412
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:39,760
You know what they're doing?

1413
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,080
I know I can tell you exactly what they're doing.

1414
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,760
The same thing is happening in the United States.

1415
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:50,600
No matter how Trump was was a really tough mother effort on on foreign adversaries.

1416
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,520
And then as soon as Biden comes into play, they test him.

1417
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,000
Oh, that's right.

1418
00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:00,280
Because they have a new foreign minister, a prime new new prime minister.

1419
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:01,720
And who is it?

1420
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,720
What's his name?

1421
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,720
Oh, geez.

1422
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,200
I don't remember his name.

1423
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,200
Not yet.

1424
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,200
Not Yahoo.

1425
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,200
No, that's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1426
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,000
for the first time in 12, 12, go BB, BB.

1427
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,760
Well, that was the BB is his nickname.

1428
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,360
It's a nickname, nickname.

1429
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:22,520
Anyways, they have a new prime minister, which means they're testing him.

1430
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,200
And apparently he's left leaning.

1431
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:30,880
So which is the obviously the opposite of the thing that gets me is when when when you're

1432
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,280
when you're on the on the campaign trail, you can spout off whatever you want.

1433
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:39,680
But when you're sitting in that chair and you're getting all that news, you're like,

1434
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,680
holy shit.

1435
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:41,680
Oh, it's different.

1436
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:42,680
Yeah.

1437
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,240
It's like you're going to are you going to protect your people or not?

1438
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,240
Yeah.

1439
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:50,600
So they're going to fire this shit or launch balloons or whatever the hell they are.

1440
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,600
Yeah.

1441
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,800
And it's like, yeah, it becomes tribal after that.

1442
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,040
It's it's fight flight.

1443
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,320
You know, we're fighting.

1444
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,680
We're take care of business right here.

1445
00:59:58,680 --> 00:59:59,680
I'm right here.

1446
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:00,680
Right.

1447
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,680
So there's a difference.

1448
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:07,560
Just like when Biden called Putin a killer, he had the backtrack today or yesterday.

1449
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,000
Such a loser.

1450
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,840
He completely backtracked.

1451
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,360
It's different when you're on the campaign trail.

1452
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,360
No fricking back.

1453
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:20,000
Trump, you know, all the issues down on the south border, how the politicians aren't going

1454
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,760
down there like Kamala.

1455
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,360
Kamal Harris won't go down there.

1456
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,600
Biden won't go down there.

1457
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,600
Trump issues a statement.

1458
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,040
I think Trump should go down there.

1459
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:34,040
Well, he is former President Donald Trump announced today that he's going to travel

1460
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:39,160
to a place Vice President Kamal Harris has so far neglected to visit.

1461
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,720
Oh, I have.

1462
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:45,760
I have accepted the invitation of Texas Governor Greg Abbott to join him on an official visit

1463
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,800
to our nation's decimated southern border.

1464
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,360
Trump announced in a message posted posted in his telegram account.

1465
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:56,040
He said the visit will take place on June 30th.

1466
01:00:56,040 --> 01:01:00,880
Trump visited the border on one of his final days in office.

1467
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,160
So that happened today.

1468
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,920
He's going to be joined Governor Abbott.

1469
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,380
He's so smart.

1470
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:06,380
He just is.

1471
01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:08,080
I know he's forcing the issue.

1472
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,680
Man, he can play the game.

1473
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,200
No, he's going to go down there.

1474
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,800
And obviously, I wonder if they're going to love on him.

1475
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,600
Is the news going to cover it, though?

1476
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,600
No.

1477
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,600
Well, Fox will.

1478
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,600
Fox and Newsmax and OAN.

1479
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,600
I know.

1480
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:25,280
But it's CNN and MSNBC and ABC and all that shit.

1481
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,680
No, 100 percent.

1482
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,840
No, because they know it looks bad.

1483
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:33,000
They know it's bad that that Kamala hasn't gone down there.

1484
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,320
They've been Lester Holt deals.

1485
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,000
They've been pressing her on it.

1486
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Oh, my God.

1487
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,880
She comes with the lamest excuses why.

1488
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,080
Why isn't she going down there?

1489
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,560
The lamest excuses.

1490
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,560
She sucks.

1491
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,560
Why haven't I?

1492
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,960
Well, I haven't been to Europe either.

1493
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,240
What kind of response is that?

1494
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:58,480
Hey, guys, we're actually witnessing the most unqualified senior, senior most American diplomat.

1495
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,800
She could be the fucking president in his state.

1496
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,800
It might be ever.

1497
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,800
Ever.

1498
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,280
But she's so grossly unqualified to be in the vice president's position.

1499
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,880
Even remember Dan Quayle?

1500
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:09,880
Oh, yeah.

1501
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:10,880
Oh, yeah.

1502
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:11,880
Oh, yeah.

1503
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:16,640
He would went circles around this woman like every day, all day long, every day of the

1504
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,640
week, forever.

1505
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,920
Well, in all honesty, I mean, if you were to spell potato, it'd be kind of difficult,

1506
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:22,920
right?

1507
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,920
Yeah.

1508
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,920
Well, potato, potato.

1509
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,520
What state has a potato as the most misspelled word?

1510
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,520
Idaho.

1511
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:28,520
None.

1512
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,520
Oh, my God.

1513
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,520
Wouldn't that be the state?

1514
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,800
Oh, my God.

1515
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,800
Wouldn't that be sad?

1516
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,480
Boy, that Dan Quayle, he got a bunch of shit, though, didn't he?

1517
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,480
Oh, yeah.

1518
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,480
He got so much shit.

1519
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,480
It was ridiculous.

1520
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,480
Yeah.

1521
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,520
But it sank his career.

1522
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,600
Well, he was a zero vice president.

1523
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,600
I don't remember.

1524
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,600
I really wasn't into...

1525
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,600
Yeah, we were young, man.

1526
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,600
...the politics to understand.

1527
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,360
What year was that when he was vice president?

1528
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,400
That was the original Bush.

1529
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,040
So that was 88 to 92.

1530
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,040
We were so young.

1531
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,720
I was in college, so I didn't give a shit.

1532
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,680
Yeah, I was a frickin' senior in high school.

1533
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,680
Yeah, I was in college.

1534
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,680
Wow, you're old.

1535
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,480
So have you heard the story with Greta Thunberg?

1536
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,080
Why are you so old?

1537
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:19,280
There was a group that was inspired by Greta Thunberg, admits that they'd been a racist,

1538
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,160
white-dominated space, and then they disband.

1539
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,160
What?

1540
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,160
What?

1541
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,160
Say that again.

1542
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,160
What are you talking about?

1543
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,160
She's racist.

1544
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:31,720
The group that was inspired by Greta Thunberg to fight global warming admitted that they'd

1545
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:37,280
been a racist, white-dominated space, and then disbanded.

1546
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,680
They couldn't get somebody besides a white person to join them?

1547
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:44,800
The Auckland chapter of New Zealand School Strike Climate Movement made the announcement

1548
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,680
in a post on Facebook on Saturday.

1549
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:53,640
The post said that under the guidance of their BIPOC members, the Black, Indigenous, and

1550
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:58,560
the people of colour, the group would stop organising events to fight against global

1551
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:02,640
warming and admit their past support for systematic racism.

1552
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:03,640
Bullshit.

1553
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:08,520
Oh, to admit that they had systemic racism?

1554
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,960
What was the evidence behind systemic racism?

1555
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:18,080
Well, the SS4C quote, AKL has avoided, ignored, and tokenized the BIPOC voices and demands,

1556
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,640
especially, that's my voice.

1557
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,640
You're Greta Thunberg's voice.

1558
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:28,280
Especially those of Pacifica and Maori individuals in the climate activism space.

1559
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:33,800
As well as this, the responsibility of Maori.

1560
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,800
What is that?

1561
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:35,800
You don't know?

1562
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:36,800
No.

1563
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:41,040
Well, these are the, well, the Pacifica and Maori people.

1564
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,040
Maori.

1565
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,760
The Indigenous Polynesians.

1566
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:44,760
New Zealand.

1567
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,040
Seriously, have you never been to New Zealand?

1568
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,960
The Maori originated with the Salas from the eastern Polynesia who arrived in New Zealand

1569
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,720
several waves of whatever.

1570
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,600
Why don't they just say New Zealanders?

1571
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,600
1320?

1572
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,840
So, are you 143 for 144 now?

1573
01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:00,040
Yeah, I think he fucking sucked the cock.

1574
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,040
That's a mess.

1575
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,720
How do you not know who Maori is?

1576
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:04,720
That's a mess, dude.

1577
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,720
All right.

1578
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:06,720
That's a big mess.

1579
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,720
Well, so that is quite the story.

1580
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:08,720
You're going to have your way.

1581
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:09,720
It's kind of fun.

1582
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:14,600
He's going to lick his wounds and move on.

1583
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,040
Maori people from New Zealand.

1584
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,040
Lots of crazy stuff.

1585
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,040
From Polynesia.

1586
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:26,880
So, are the Maori people similar to the Aboriginal people from, not the same, but they're the

1587
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,320
native folks of New Zealand?

1588
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,320
Is that what they're saying?

1589
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,320
Of Australia.

1590
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,320
No, this is, well, Aboriginal.

1591
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,320
No, you mean Australia.

1592
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,320
Yes.

1593
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:34,320
Aboriginal's are Australia.

1594
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,760
Maori, the natives of New Zealand.

1595
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,760
I'm going to go with yes.

1596
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,760
All right.

1597
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,760
I did not know that.

1598
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,760
I'm going to go with yes.

1599
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:40,760
Oh, yeah.

1600
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:42,560
It says the Indigenous Polynesian people of New Zealand.

1601
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:43,560
So yeah, there you go.

1602
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:44,560
That's correct.

1603
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,560
Oh my God.

1604
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:49,240
And they roughly between 1320 and 1350.

1605
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:50,440
Damn, they went way back.

1606
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:55,840
You know, you've got, I'll tell you, this is a horrible story that I'm about to share

1607
01:05:55,840 --> 01:06:03,280
with you, but at the same time, it's an inspiring story for humanity.

1608
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:12,800
So there was an angry mob that beats this dude to death for allegedly hitting his pregnant

1609
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,480
girlfriend.

1610
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,680
So there's a report that says at least six people surrounded the victim.

1611
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,840
And 41 year old Fred Voldemort.

1612
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,840
Voldemort.

1613
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,840
Voldemort.

1614
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,840
Voldemort?

1615
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,840
We're talking about Harry Potter here?

1616
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,440
Fox 13.

1617
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,760
Harry Potter.

1618
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:37,760
So his girlfriend is a dog breeder and the group was over her home looking for a puppy.

1619
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:43,120
Well she told him, told them that she basically got hit and so they just beat the shit out

1620
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:44,120
of him to death.

1621
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:45,600
She said she got hit.

1622
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,400
Well that's what, well that's what they said.

1623
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,600
She shared with them, hey, this happened to me.

1624
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:56,560
I'm pregnant and he was beating me up and they beat him to death.

1625
01:06:56,560 --> 01:07:04,160
So this surveillance footage from a restaurant nearby showed Martinez throwing two boards

1626
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:07,320
at Ortiz's back and head.

1627
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,520
Police only identified one of the other suspects using a full name.

1628
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,920
So will this person go to prison for murder?

1629
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,240
Well for sure.

1630
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:20,360
So anyways that's horrible but you know, what the hell is that?

1631
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:21,360
Is that my phone?

1632
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:22,360
Oh.

1633
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,360
That's yours.

1634
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,360
That's an emergency alert.

1635
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,960
DPS issues a blue alert.

1636
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:29,880
Okay this is the fourth alert we've gotten about this guy.

1637
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:36,560
Royce, Royce Edward Wood, 43 years old, white male, 6 foot 2, 200 pounds, bald head with

1638
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:41,960
a beard, last seen wearing a baseball cap and camo bandana green shirt, vest, shorts,

1639
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,240
black sunglasses.

1640
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:47,800
So the blue alert is when a cop gets shot, correct?

1641
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,600
No that's when an old fart gets lost.

1642
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,920
No that's silver.

1643
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:55,660
Blue alert I think is when a police officer gets shot.

1644
01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:56,660
Look up blue alert.

1645
01:07:56,660 --> 01:07:58,400
I believe that's when a police officer gets shot.

1646
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:02,200
Guys this is like, there it is, there's the guy.

1647
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,400
You shot a law enforcement, see?

1648
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,960
I earned my point back.

1649
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:07,960
No we already knew that.

1650
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,360
No you said it was for old people.

1651
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,080
No you don't earn your point back.

1652
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,320
It doesn't work like that.

1653
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,560
No I said silver.

1654
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,960
Anyway dude this has been three days now.

1655
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,200
Is it two days or three days?

1656
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,200
Probably two.

1657
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,200
Where is this?

1658
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,200
I don't know.

1659
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:23,700
What's going on with this?

1660
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,700
It's in Texas somewhere.

1661
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:26,600
He was injured, didn't even kill somebody.

1662
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,480
Well that sounds crappy but.

1663
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,920
Oh it's Weiss County.

1664
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,120
Where exactly is Weiss County?

1665
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,760
It's around, it's DFW.

1666
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:38,280
Oh I know but I don't know where exactly.

1667
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,280
Where's Rome?

1668
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,040
Rome police.

1669
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,720
I believe that Weiss County is around the Waxahatchee.

1670
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:45,720
Waxahatchee.

1671
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:50,720
Waxahatchee is due south of DFW if I were to guess.

1672
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:54,800
I may be completely wrong and then I'll never get any points ever again.

1673
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:59,280
But Weiss County I believe is where they picked up Sasha, my wonderful dog.

1674
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:00,280
Really?

1675
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:01,280
Way down there huh?

1676
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:02,280
Yeah, Waxahatchee.

1677
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:03,800
Well he's titled the good Weiss County.

1678
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,520
Well you're just assuming that I'm right.

1679
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:07,080
I'm usually very wrong.

1680
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,080
Oh you were wrong.

1681
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,080
No I wasn't.

1682
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,080
Yes you were.

1683
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,080
No I'm not.

1684
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,080
Weiss County Texas.

1685
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,520
Okay no that's the town of Weiss County Texas.

1686
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,280
So there's a Weiss County county?

1687
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,320
Yeah there's a Weiss County.

1688
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,520
Oh God.

1689
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,760
So it's far west, it's nowhere near where you said.

1690
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,200
Yes I said it's in Texas.

1691
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,200
You said it's south.

1692
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,920
You said it's down by Waxahatchee.

1693
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,800
I was like it's nowhere near Waxahatchee.

1694
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,360
I have had enough of these insults.

1695
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:39,880
Dude it is, if you have the Dallas Fort Worth area it is the antithesis of where you said

1696
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,880
it was.

1697
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,120
The opposite side.

1698
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:47,160
You know I realize now that you guys are racist.

1699
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,960
It's out there by Decatur.

1700
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:53,400
You know what I think it's time to face the truth guys.

1701
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,080
That's like on the way to see my son.

1702
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,080
Dude it's past fucking Fort Worth.

1703
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,960
It's time to face the truth.

1704
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:58,960
You're racist motherfuckers.

1705
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:02,600
That sounds violent.

1706
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,200
Strangely we agree on something.

1707
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,200
I don't know where that came from.

1708
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:07,200
I apologize for that.

1709
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,200
I don't either.

1710
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,960
That was awkward a little.

1711
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:16,680
So another one of the things I want to talk about is there's a story recently about a

1712
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,000
lobster diver.

1713
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,640
Oh my God I think I heard, I may have heard this.

1714
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,640
Lapsas.

1715
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:23,640
He was down there diving.

1716
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,000
Yeah I heard about this.

1717
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,320
And he got supposedly swallowed by a whale.

1718
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,840
Get the fuck out of here.

1719
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:31,840
Yeah sperm whale.

1720
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,840
I thought you were going to say that whale's name was Goldby.

1721
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,400
It wasn't a sperm.

1722
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,960
It was a humpback whale.

1723
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:36,960
I believe it was humpback.

1724
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:37,960
It was a minke whale.

1725
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:38,960
Or a great whale.

1726
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,960
Oh I thought it was a goldfish.

1727
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:41,960
Could be.

1728
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,800
What kind of where was it?

1729
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,520
I think it was right there.

1730
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,520
It was a humpback.

1731
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:54,840
So humpback whales aren't notorious for showing aggression towards humans.

1732
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,600
I don't think a lot of them aren't.

1733
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:57,600
Right?

1734
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,600
I mean most aren't.

1735
01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,600
Well.

1736
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,600
They're massive though.

1737
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:06,600
I don't know but the quote was that humpbacks specifically are not aggressive towards humans.

1738
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,760
How big are these whales that we're talking about?

1739
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:09,760
Huge.

1740
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:13,200
I don't know what's the average size of a humpback.

1741
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,360
That's a great question.

1742
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:15,360
40 feet?

1743
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,360
I don't know.

1744
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,360
I'm going with 30 plus.

1745
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,320
I'm thinking 40 feet.

1746
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,320
I'll say 80.

1747
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,120
39 to 52.

1748
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,920
I win.

1749
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:32,200
And weigh approximately 36 metric tons.

1750
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,200
Good lord.

1751
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,200
How much closer?

1752
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,200
They're fat.

1753
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,200
That's big.

1754
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:38,200
So anyway this guy gets.

1755
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,200
A baleen baleen whale.

1756
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,880
Well the baleen are the teeth.

1757
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,680
Did I say it wrong?

1758
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,680
Sorry.

1759
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,680
Most likely.

1760
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,880
Yeah the baleen are the teeth that filters out the.

1761
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:52,000
He's like oh the baleen.

1762
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,680
The krill.

1763
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,000
It never ends.

1764
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,480
I saw it on a National Geographic one.

1765
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:04,400
I believe the word you're looking for is baleen.

1766
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:10,240
It is a baleen mega top terra noven angelia.

1767
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:14,480
Whereas like the sperm whale has teeth because they eat squid and shit like that.

1768
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:17,960
Are you sure their teeth or are they more like fibers?

1769
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,440
No the sperm whale have teeth.

1770
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:20,920
They're like filter teeth.

1771
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,020
The baleen are big.

1772
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:24,020
They look like hairs.

1773
01:12:24,020 --> 01:12:27,240
Oh okay so that's what I was kind of looking at.

1774
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:28,240
That's for like krill.

1775
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,240
They look like what?

1776
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,920
They look like hair.

1777
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,880
So is that what the humpback had was the hair teeth right?

1778
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:34,880
Correct.

1779
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:35,880
Well how these swallows got in.

1780
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:36,880
He put them in his mouth.

1781
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:37,880
Look how big his mouth is.

1782
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:38,880
Oh that's a big mouth.

1783
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:39,880
Big mouth.

1784
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,880
Yeah.

1785
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:41,880
You know what that looks like?

1786
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:42,880
So he's trying to process them.

1787
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,080
He's got all that rubber outfit in the fins and he's shaking his head.

1788
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,720
That looks like a car air filter.

1789
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:49,720
Does it not?

1790
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:50,720
It does.

1791
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:53,600
It looks like an air filter for a car.

1792
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,560
Well that's how it filters its food.

1793
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:56,560
Exactly.

1794
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:57,560
That's amazing.

1795
01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:58,560
And he's kind of like.

1796
01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,560
It's got teeth in the head.

1797
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,560
There's a picture of this big fish.

1798
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:02,560
It's got human teeth.

1799
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,560
Human teeth.

1800
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:04,560
Yeah that's jacked up.

1801
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:05,560
That's creepy by the way.

1802
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,560
You know there is a.

1803
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:10,840
So anyways this dude gets engorged.

1804
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:14,240
He gets enveloped by a humpback whale.

1805
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:20,320
And he is in this humpback whale for what is reported to be over 30 seconds long.

1806
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:24,240
But he has his equipment so he can breathe.

1807
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,240
In theory.

1808
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,240
No no.

1809
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,240
That's what he said.

1810
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:28,240
He said he felt like.

1811
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,720
So he was in the back of the throat.

1812
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,120
He was in the glottis.

1813
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,120
He was in the glottis.

1814
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,280
No he was in the upper glottis.

1815
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:37,280
The upper glottis.

1816
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,280
He was in the front.

1817
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,280
He felt pressure.

1818
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,280
Freedom.

1819
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:41,280
Freedom.

1820
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,240
So he couldn't move.

1821
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,740
So the only thing he could move was his head.

1822
01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:50,720
So he was like violently rocking it back and forth to free him.

1823
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:51,720
Free himself.

1824
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,640
Well to tell the whale hey you have a human inside of you.

1825
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,680
Well it's kind of like Dora.

1826
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,680
You can't speak whale.

1827
01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:58,680
Dory.

1828
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:00,960
That'd be Dory not Dora.

1829
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:03,960
For not eating me.

1830
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:04,960
Oh wow.

1831
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,960
I get it.

1832
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,960
Another reason we don't have video.

1833
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:08,960
Yeah.

1834
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,160
And another reason why we end early.

1835
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:12,160
What?

1836
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,160
No.

1837
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,160
So how come we didn't get E.

1838
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:15,160
I don't know.

1839
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,960
He said he was in there for 30 seconds and during that time.

1840
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:18,960
Was he partially digested?

1841
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:19,960
No.

1842
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:20,960
No he was in the mouth.

1843
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,560
Well I guess that starts.

1844
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:23,560
He lost his like.

1845
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:24,560
Just like meat.

1846
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,880
No he was there for 30 seconds.

1847
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,400
You don't get digested in a whale in 30 seconds.

1848
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,400
Plus he was wearing like a suit.

1849
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,400
Well how do you know?

1850
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,400
He's wearing a suit.

1851
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,400
Rubberized.

1852
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,600
You know what this is unprecedented stuff.

1853
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:36,600
I think you're right.

1854
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,600
We haven't done studies on this.

1855
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,840
This is why he gets all his shit right.

1856
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,960
It's because he picks all the cherry picks the questions to get right.

1857
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:42,960
He does.

1858
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:43,960
I do.

1859
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:44,960
Well we pulled up.

1860
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:51,760
So the color is black and the two plus two is four.

1861
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,000
And he makes it sound complicated but it's really easy.

1862
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
It is.

1863
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,000
It is.

1864
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,880
So look at his kidney.

1865
01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:03,960
So they're insinuating that when he opened his mouth he was stuck in the mouth.

1866
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:07,600
So because the blow hole is above the mouth.

1867
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:08,600
Yes.

1868
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,600
But in front of the trachea.

1869
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,600
In front of the shoulder blade.

1870
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:12,720
In front of the shoulder blade.

1871
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:20,520
So can you imagine when that scapula the humpback whale makes that noise and it comes through.

1872
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:24,560
Can you imagine when he starts shaking his head and then it's kind of like the humpback

1873
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:30,320
whales like I think you know the other hump whales are kind of like dude I told you you

1874
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,480
lay off those fucking those curl of that region.

1875
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:38,760
There's divers I get stuck in there and he's like oh no.

1876
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,760
And he gets ejected.

1877
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:40,760
That was bad.

1878
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:45,400
Yeah he went he went up to the surface and spit him out.

1879
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,280
So how did he spit him out through the blow hole.

1880
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:50,280
So you know the blow hole is not that big.

1881
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:51,280
I don't know.

1882
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,840
No he opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue and said get the fuck out of my mouth.

1883
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:55,840
He puked him out.

1884
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:56,840
Yeah kind of like a dog.

1885
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:57,840
Yeah.

1886
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,840
Yeah like a hairball.

1887
01:15:58,840 --> 01:15:59,840
Like a hairball.

1888
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:00,840
That's exactly right.

1889
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:02,440
He was a water ball.

1890
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:03,960
So I think Paul has that one.

1891
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,840
Do you think he was was he covered in mucus.

1892
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:07,840
No.

1893
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:08,840
Do whales have mucus.

1894
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,520
Well there's too much water in the water.

1895
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:11,520
I don't know.

1896
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:12,520
They have tons of water in there.

1897
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:16,600
No they got these these these these big snakes.

1898
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:19,800
Do you eels eels have a tremendous amount of mucus.

1899
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:20,800
So do you think.

1900
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:21,800
And eels live in water.

1901
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,800
Well that's on the outside.

1902
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,640
Do you think this is a hundred percent honest.

1903
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:26,920
A hundred percent true.

1904
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:27,920
Well I honestly.

1905
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,160
Like one hundred percent true.

1906
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:32,400
My first inclination was like look there you guys are full of shit.

1907
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,800
But his his quote unquote mate.

1908
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:35,800
Right.

1909
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:36,800
But.

1910
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,160
I'm not saying his lover I'm just saying his mate like his shipmate.

1911
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,920
But what do they stand to gain.

1912
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:45,160
Look at all the publicity he's getting.

1913
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:48,520
Is he going to make money off of this.

1914
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,520
He's getting interviews.

1915
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:53,080
Well he's going to get 10 grand interview.

1916
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,560
I'm just saying no.

1917
01:16:54,560 --> 01:17:00,080
He was a nothing lobster fisherman until he got swallowed by a humpback whale.

1918
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,420
Let's go and say I just got swallowed.

1919
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:06,120
Wasn't there like some sort of veggie tales.

1920
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:07,800
That's right.

1921
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:08,800
Let's go to Lake Lewisville.

1922
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,800
I got swallowed by a gator.

1923
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:11,800
And let's say no.

1924
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,040
Well I think whale.

1925
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,680
Large mouth bass.

1926
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:16,680
Why not whale.

1927
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:18,520
Straper trout.

1928
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:19,520
Can you stop.

1929
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:20,520
You can't be.

1930
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,520
What are you a crab.

1931
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:27,160
Are you a fucking Lake Lewisville guide.

1932
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:31,200
The only thing you can get swallowed by is I mean whales would be on the list but Arca

1933
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:34,820
tooth is but I don't think they have a beak.

1934
01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:35,820
They would like to have.

1935
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:37,820
I'm going to suck you to death.

1936
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:40,480
They have a beak.

1937
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:44,960
Although the whale here I'm looking you have the reproductive tract.

1938
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:45,960
Tract.

1939
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,360
That's what it says.

1940
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,760
It's right in front of the anus.

1941
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:53,560
They have a gigantic penis like whales do.

1942
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:54,560
Do they.

1943
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:55,560
Yes.

1944
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,560
Huge.

1945
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:57,560
Looks like they have a gigantic anus too.

1946
01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:59,160
Larger than the mammal world.

1947
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,160
Larger than yours Sean.

1948
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:04,880
Well you would think because it's like one of the largest mammals on the planet.

1949
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:05,880
It is the largest.

1950
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:06,880
35 tons.

1951
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:08,240
The whale has the largest.

1952
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,400
Look it up.

1953
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:10,400
Largest penis.

1954
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,400
It's like six foot long.

1955
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,400
No don't.

1956
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,400
That's a good point.

1957
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,400
I got to look from the producer.

1958
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,520
We're not going to look up largest penis.

1959
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,400
What blue whale penis.

1960
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,400
Blue whale penis.

1961
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,480
Blue whale is the biggest whale.

1962
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:22,480
And they have the largest penis.

1963
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,480
Yeah the blue whales are huge.

1964
01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:24,480
Huge.

1965
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:27,320
Well I've seen some footage where these people are like kayaking.

1966
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,440
What you watch whale porn.

1967
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:30,440
I do.

1968
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:31,440
Yes.

1969
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:32,440
Ouch.

1970
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:38,160
But it's these people that are kayaking and they're like in the middle of these feeding

1971
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:40,880
whales where they come straight up.

1972
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:41,880
They breach.

1973
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:42,880
And their mouths are wide open.

1974
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:43,880
Yes.

1975
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:44,880
And I'm like.

1976
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:45,880
You're stupid.

1977
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:46,880
If it came up right underneath you.

1978
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:47,880
You're going to die.

1979
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:48,880
You're going to be inside.

1980
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:54,520
The blue whale's genital apparatus is proportional to its imposing size.

1981
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,520
Which can reach.

1982
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:56,520
Yes.

1983
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,520
About 30 meters.

1984
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,520
Thank you.

1985
01:18:58,520 --> 01:18:59,520
The penis is 30 meters?

1986
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:00,520
Yes.

1987
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,960
The average length of a blue whale's penis is 2.4 meters.

1988
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:05,680
What's he going to say.

1989
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:08,800
Each testicle weighs between 45 and 68 kilograms.

1990
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:11,440
I'm sorry is 2.4 meters too small for you?

1991
01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:14,160
I thought he said 30 meters.

1992
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,720
Well it was very misleading.

1993
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,640
It was proportional to the size of the whale.

1994
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:19,640
Yeah.

1995
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:20,640
Alright.

1996
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,640
So now you're unimpressed.

1997
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:22,640
Wow.

1998
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:29,480
I love how Google says people also ask how big is a blue whale.

1999
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:31,080
He ain't got nothing on me.

2000
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:32,080
Yeah.

2001
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:33,080
Alright.

2002
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:34,560
Well I'm hearing music.

2003
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:35,560
I'm hearing music too.

2004
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:36,560
Thank God.

2005
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,600
Well there's tons of stuff to talk about.

2006
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:39,600
I mean.

2007
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,600
We're a mess.

2008
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:45,880
Connecticut schools that use Native American mascots could lose casino revenue.

2009
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:47,800
The Trump to join the Texas Governor Abbot.

2010
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:48,800
We talked about that.

2011
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:53,320
The Bachelorette contestants gets big applause after revealing he's a voyager.

2012
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:57,520
I feel like we need to apologize to our listeners tonight.

2013
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,440
I mean there was so much we didn't cover.

2014
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,440
No it's not.

2015
01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:01,440
It's not.

2016
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,440
That wasn't the reason.

2017
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,920
Because we were all fucking over the place.

2018
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,760
We're all over the place.

2019
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:08,080
Yeah we were a little scatterbrained tonight.

2020
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,080
For sure.

2021
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:10,080
So we'll get.

2022
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:13,120
I'll go back and listen to it.

2023
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,720
And we'll see.

2024
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:15,720
We'll see.

2025
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,720
Alright folks.

2026
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:17,720
That was a lot of fun though.

2027
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:18,720
It was.

2028
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,720
It was good.

2029
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:20,720
Had some good drinks.

2030
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:21,720
Good conversation.

2031
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:22,720
All over the place.

2032
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,720
You know what?

2033
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,120
Hey let's follow up on this Wellers.

2034
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,200
It does significantly smell like.

2035
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:28,200
It tastes like cherry.

2036
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,200
Yeah.

2037
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:30,200
It's good.

2038
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:31,200
Strongly.

2039
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:32,200
Strongly.

2040
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,200
Yeah I'm with you.

2041
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:34,200
Alright.

2042
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,680
So let's have one more toast.

2043
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:36,680
What is today?

2044
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:37,680
Today is the June right?

2045
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:38,680
Can they hear that?

2046
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:39,680
No.

2047
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:40,680
No.

2048
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,680
There you go.

2049
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:42,680
You guys are homos.

2050
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,680
There you go.

2051
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:44,680
Alright.

2052
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:45,680
Last toast of the night.

2053
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:46,680
We'll see ya.

2054
01:20:46,680 --> 01:21:12,920
Thanks for joining us.