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Not only does it help me, but it looks cool.

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We need a direct click. I mean, they make words

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that are just skinny. And they sound like that?

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Yeah. Just like that. Well, we have a jam -packed

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second half of our Dudes Like Us podcast. We've

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got our producer, Chuck. What's up, man? Check

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us out on dudeslikeus -podcast on Facebook and

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Instagram. I don't think we're on anything else.

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I think we have accounts like X and... TikTok

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and... I don't think we have a TikTok yet. I

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think we do. Yeah, we need to do it. We have

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it in the count, but... So the latest on TikTok,

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pull it up, Chuck. Let's do it. That's supposed

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to change hands this month, like really soon,

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to majority ownership U .S. owned. I was told

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that us getting on TikTok is an absolute must.

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Yeah. Yeah. And it is what it is because it's

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a very popular app. I've spent January 22nd.

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Weeks on it, you know? Back when the time was,

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when it was on, I deleted it from my phone. It

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was one of those things. Dude's like, I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul. Oh, hello, Jeff. That was odd. It was

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a little odd, wasn't it? Yes, it was. So January

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22nd is when the projected closing is going to

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happen. So China is still going to own some of

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it, but the majority of it is going to be owned

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by U .S. companies. It says Silver Lake. and

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MGX and Oracle as some of the... And the motivation

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behind this whole thing was that we were being

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told that all of our data is being sold. Well,

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not just that. Harvested for communist China.

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Part of that, but also the algorithm. The programming,

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yeah. The algorithm itself is corrupting our

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youth, basically. Degenerate. Yeah, just bullshit.

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Degenerate programming. So the control of the

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algorithm is going to be controlled by U .S.

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companies now, from what I read. And they can

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push good, wholesome family entertainment, like

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dudes like us podcast. Like astronauts. I think

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they need to be more stringent or more... On

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the amount of time. Actually, I go back. When

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I was on TikTok, I recall now, there is a bottom.

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You can repeat the bottom, but when you hit the

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bottom of the TikTok, it says, hey, man. You've

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reached the end. You've been on TikTok for quite

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some time. Maybe you ought to go outside and

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catch a breath or something. You're a loser.

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Hey, loser. You've reached the end of the internet,

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sir. Hey, man, you're a fucking loser. Get out

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of here. Or the end of Netflix. You've reached

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the end of Netflix. Congratulations. And it shuts

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off. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was kind of cool

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that it did that. I got the, what is this, Joe?

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Rogan. No, the little Italian guy, Joe Pesci.

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You know, they need to have a little Joe Pesci

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voice in there. Hey, you've seen the TikTok or

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something kind of crazy like that. Did you say

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Utes? Yeah, go Utes. I kind of envisioned that.

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But, you know, my point is, is that it's such

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a dopamine. It is awful. Man, I had to get rid

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of it, so I got rid of it. Yeah, but Instagram's

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not any different. It's the same. Yeah, but thanks

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to Jeff, we've added the little thing on there

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that says, hey, man. After 20 straight hours?

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No, it just shuts you off. You get like an hour

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a day, you know, or 15, 30 minutes, whatever

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it is. I think I put it at 30 minutes. Yeah,

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30 minutes a day. Done. There you go. I think

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you could blow by that if you wanted to. You

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can. Yeah. You can, but then you do it in succession.

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So you could say, hey, I want to extend it five

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minutes, and then you get off. Nine times out

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of ten, I'll just get off of it. You're just

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like, oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.

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I need to get the hell off this. What have I

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done here? But when you hop back on it, like

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you said, you can continue to do it, and then

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you'll let you go for another 15 minutes, and

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then it turns it off again, or it warns you,

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or it lets you know, hey, man, you've been on

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this 15 minutes. And this is, man, I know we've

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harped on this before. It's like, it's not good

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for our kids. It's not. It's not. They're being

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robbed of what being a kid is like. And I think

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our kids were lucky enough, they were just ahead

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of this. They're all on it. They're on it now,

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though. They're all on it, but they weren't raised

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on it like today's kids. I see these seven, eight,

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nine -year -olds, you know. mom and dad give

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them the phone because they don't want to deal

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with their kids right so they're flipping on

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phones yep i mean starting at like three years

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old i had middle schoolers who were doing the

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whole tiktok thing yep all the way home you know

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i'm just like dude you know and one of the questions

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i put on the board that i wanted us to talk about

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is what what decade would you say was the best

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decade to be a kid and i'll tell you i'll tell

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you this decade is not it no it's not it at all

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I think 70s or 80s, late 70s, 80s. What about

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60s? What about 50s? No. No? Because I wasn't

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alive. Actually, I was alive in the 60s, but

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I was six months old. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, so

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the 50s and 60s had their merit. You could play

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outside. You could play outside in the 80s. 70s

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and 80s, same way, yeah. When I say 70s and 80s,

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I think the, well, 50s had some good music, too.

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There's some really good music in the 70s and

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80s. There was really good... I mean, you could

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say there was good music in all of those decades,

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but what makes it a good decade to be a kid in?

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Not now. Not now. I 100 % agree. So, I mean,

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really, when was the... I guess then the next

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question should be, when was the cutoff when

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this technology started consuming us? And I would

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say it's probably the early 90s. I was going

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to say 90s probably wasn't all that great either

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for kids, was it? I think so. I think you're

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right. Maybe 80s. I mean 90s. In 1988 is when

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I remember working right out of high school.

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I was working at a bar, and some dude had this

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large shoe up next to his head. And he was talking

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into it. And I was like, what the fuck are you?

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I got closer. It was like it was a phone. It

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was one of those first phones. And I was like,

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dang, that thing is huge. It was huge. That's

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when it started. And then what? Five years later,

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Nokia came out with a phone from the Scandinavian

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area up north in Sweden. A Nokia where you had

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the game Snake. That was one of the first things

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that captivated you. But even before that, you

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can listen to the episodes from Seinfeld, where

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Kramer, he's got a pocket organizer. And he had

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his, oh, I went to a bank, I opened up a bank

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account, and they gave me this organizer. And

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he's all animated. Yeah, he's so funny. So he

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hands it to the girl. What is the girl's name

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on there? Well, whatever. Elena. Elaine. Elaine.

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He answered to Elaine, and she was like, oh,

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is this the one that has the little beeps? And

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I'm like, oh, my God. I just kind of, like, in

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my mind, I was kind of like, that was the bonus

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to have a beep, you know, where you could turn

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the beeps off and on. And it collected all the

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data, meaning their phone numbers, their address.

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It was an organizer. It was like a Palm Pilot.

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Yeah, it was just, I mean, it was so. It was

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so – there was nothing to it. There was nothing

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to it. And it's like that was the best time because

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that's when you had to get the TV guide to find

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out what's on TV. Right. That's when you had

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to read the newspaper every single day to figure

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out what's going on. When we're playing our fantasy

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football, you had to wait until the Monday morning

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or the Tuesday morning to get all the stats of

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all the games. And you sit there and you go through

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all the stats, who went over 100 yards, and you

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write all the numbers down. Yeah, but we had

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the calculator watch. I had a calculator watch

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in middle school. Yeah. A little Casio. Yeah.

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That was the shit. That was horrible. And I had

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one that had a game on it. No, no, it sucked,

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but we thought it was awesome. It was very good.

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And you always wanted, in those little buttons,

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for some reason, you always want to rip the buttons

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off. You had to have a toothpick. I mean, how

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often do we honestly use it for as a calculator?

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Because you would totally get buzzed in the middle

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of class. I had it in class. I never did. Jeff,

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is that you are using your calculator? I am.

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I'm doing my cosines and logarithms. So, I mean,

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do we think the 80s was the best decade because

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we were kids in the 80s? Of course. So, I mean,

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so let's reflect. What about the 40s? What about

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the 50s? When I think back then, what was the

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state of the nation then? Was it mainly farmland

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back then? But there's also another element,

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and that's ignorance is bliss. So, you know,

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when you're a kid at that time, you know, you

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don't know. What was better at the time? My family

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was not rich in any sense of the word, but I

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didn't know any different. Right. You played

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outside. My powdered milk was just perfectly

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fine with me. All my handmade down clothes were

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perfectly fine. Nothing different. And every

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day you ran around with your friends and life

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was great. That was great. And it's funny you

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mention that because I know we gave you a hard

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time. I don't think we gave you a hard time.

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Just bust your balls a little bit. But it was

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like, you know, the more I thought about it,

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we totally had powdered milk living in Germany.

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I remember opening up that refrigerator. We didn't

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have milk in there. I was like, I remember we

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had the carnation box. And I remember mixing

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it for my cereals. And I was kind of like, this

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is stupid. We had yellow. So I just eat it. Yeah,

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we had yellow. I guess they bought a package

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where you got the powdered milk, but you came

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with two jugs. They were yellow with blue lids

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on it. And you'd measure it out, put your water

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in there, and you'd shake it, and you'd have

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a half gallon of milk. Crazy. So we'd put that

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in the fridge, and we'd drink that, and then

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we'd make more. And it tasted just like milk?

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I have no idea. That's all I had. I don't remember

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what it tastes like. It was milk to me. That's

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what I use in my cereal and everything. Was it

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milk? I mean, I'm a little confused about what

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powdered milk is. I think it's milk. It is truly

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milk. Remember Tang? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So instead

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of Tang orange, it would be milk. I don't know.

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What is powdered milk made of? I know. It just

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sounds weird to me. It's still, look, I know

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very well. It still was watered down. Yeah, there

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it is. It's essentially regular milk with most

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of its water removed, made by evaporating liquid

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milk. It didn't have dry powder. It didn't have

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the proteins, the lactic proteins, I hope I'm

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saying that correctly, that regular milk has.

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All that stuff is gone. It preserved its protein,

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lactose, and minerals. Yeah, but it's different.

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So, yeah, it's a dehydrated version that doesn't

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quite rehydrate once it comes back to milk. It's

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still watered. Yeah, you get it, but it's now

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in the form of a crystal. Yeah, well, whatever.

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I mean, it worked. That's what I lived on. Again,

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I didn't know any different. And that's why I

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was saying ignorance is bliss because it doesn't

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matter what era you live or grow up in, ignorance

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is bliss. And now it's just way different, like

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you said. I mean, it's just like the kids don't

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know any better. But the thing is, I think that

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they're missing out on is they don't know what

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it's like to go down to the creek and swim with

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the snapping turtles. And you're like, oh, that

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had snapping turtles in there? Yeah, that had

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snapping turtles, you fucking idiot. You know,

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it had snakes in there too. But it's not even

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experiencing. I mean, experiencing nature is

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a huge part of it. But just having friends. that

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you bond with that you go do do stuff with in

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person in person during the day you're on your

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bikes you're experiencing life you're making

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memories you're i mean that's what i said i think

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our boys were ahead of that so when you say it's

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downhill i think the 2010s is where it started

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you might be right go downhill because i would

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say my kids probably had a good yeah they were

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outside president steven all the time they stole

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your car a lot Yeah, they did. A lot from what

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I understand now. Some stories are leaking out.

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Stories are starting to come out. When they're

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drinking. You don't know, but. We went driving

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a lot. And they love to tell those stories, by

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the way. Oh, Dad, you had no idea what we did.

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And my wife's like, I don't want to know. I don't

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want to know. Yeah, that's exactly right. That's

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the whole thing. They don't want to know. I do

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want to know. In fact, it pisses me off just

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thinking about it. I remember the first time

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I saw him. We were in the car. Oh, I was irate.

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And you know what? This is the frustrating part.

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Just like, you know, Shelly, I don't want to

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know. terror it's like they don't want to know

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it's that they want to live in their little bubble

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and it's like oh my and zero support when i got

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angry about that i got i was off i was bitter

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and i got no support at home well i think shelly's

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angle was you know mamas always want to be in

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control right And they were completely out of

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control in those. They didn't have, I shouldn't

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say they were out of control. They had no control

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over what our kids decided to do for the most

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part. When they were running around doing the

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thing. Right. And so if they don't have control

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and they're going to stress about it. So they're

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just like, I don't want to know. I don't want

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to know. It gives me stress. I can't control

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what you guys are doing. I have to hope and pray

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that we've raised you right and that you're making

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good choices. Yeah, they've got some good memories.

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Again, I don't know all the stories. I know some

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of the stories. Like they'd go down and they'd

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climb onto the roof of Gunstream. Right. And

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I remember the cops came, and they all came barreling

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into my house. Oh, lovely. Going, just screaming

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and yelling and hooting and hollering. I was

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like, what's going on? Oh. They've told us because

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the cops may have been right on their tail. Right.

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So they said, I was like, you guys are fucking

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idiots. Now go hide in the closet. Mr. Throwing

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corn at windows and being chased by the grown

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man. Yes. Well, you have to. provide some discipline.

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But in the back of my head, I'm going, yeah,

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I know what I did when I was a kid as well. You

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know, but, you know, they had a bunch of fireworks

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one year. It was before the big one at Sean's

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house. They went down. Yeah, you guys were great

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role models. They went down to Western and had

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a firework fight. And Brandon was holding his

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Roman candle backwards. So I shot him in the

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belly and he freaked out. They still talk about

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that. So, you know, they have good memories and

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they did stupid shit and they survived. So that's

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the key, I guess. Yeah. And that's what makes

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the memories and that's what makes those decades

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good. But again, back to what today, it's just

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way different. I mean, I look at the kids now

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and including Preston and Steven and Austin,

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you know, all of them, it's just like they're

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on their phone. Right. You know, it's just like,

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dude, Just put it down. And then I pick up my

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phone to do it. Well, yeah. Go to a doctor's

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office or dentist's office or subway, train,

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whatever. Look around. Yeah. It's a sign of the

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times. 99 % of the people are on their phones.

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99%. Again, I've said it before. I read my book

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on my phone. Yeah. That's what I do. That's his

00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:57.379
angle, Sean. Oh, I'm reading my novel. Well,

00:14:57.399 --> 00:14:58.639
what else am I going to do? I'm not going to

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do scroll. You're TikTok -ing. No, I don't have

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it on my phone. You could be enjoying the weather.

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He's Insta -talking. I could. You could be having

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fun staring at things. Staring at the person.

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You could do your crossword. You could stare

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at the person across from me in the doctor's

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office. How you doing? Yeah. Sir, you're making

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me extremely uncomfortable. Yeah, he's trying

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to socialize. That's against the rules these

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days. I like your shirt. I like your shirt, young

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man. We're all supposed to be on our phone. And

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they're texting, some weird dude is talking to

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me. I can't get him to stop talking. Yes. Where'd

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you buy those pants? That's a really cute hairstyle

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you have. Is that your mother? But, you know,

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I think the kids these days have a handicap.

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Social handicap, I think, in my opinion. Yeah,

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and, you know, the social streaming is, you know,

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basically their friendship. And I can relate

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to some of it from the perspective that I play

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video games. And there's a connection that I

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have with other people that aren't around me.

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You're actually talking to them, though. Yes.

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Yeah, well, they're talking, too, doing the streaming

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and just whatever. Yeah, so that's a good point.

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I mean, they're reaching out to a world. They're

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able to reach into or experience a world that

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we never could as kids. I mean, we had very limited

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world, right? Well, we had ham radios. We had

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a couple friends. And we passed notes. Like in

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the early 90s. mid to late 90s, there was World

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of Warcraft, for example. I was playing with

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guys all over the planet, which was cool. 40

00:16:36.419 --> 00:16:40.259
-man raids, nerding out, and we're on Ventrilo,

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the app, which worked with World of Warcraft.

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You can all talk with each other. It was complex.

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We went through this. Not only gaming, but they

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could see and experience things around the world

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that we didn't as kids. Well, that's where it

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goes back to you had to get the newspaper to

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get the news, right? Right. Everything is instant

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these days. And I think that has also hurt the

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kids because there's a lack of attention, patience.

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I need everything immediately right now. You

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know, and if you can't get that. If the internet

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goes down for more than 30 minutes, they start

00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:20.079
eating each other. Yeah, like, hey, you texted

00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:22.059
me two minutes ago. Why didn't you text me back?

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Yeah. What's going on? What the hell, man? I

00:17:24.180 --> 00:17:26.119
see you read it. Well, yeah, I was taking a shit,

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and, you know, I needed to wipe my butthole.

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That's when I do all my texting. Yeah, so I wanted

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to wash my hands before I text you back kind

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of a thing. Well, so you wipe your hands. Well,

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he doesn't have a problem with me. When I call

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him, he's like, hey, how are you? What's going

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on? I'm like, Jeff, are you in the bathroom?

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Why is it so echoey? What's the constant flushing?

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He's like, how do you know that all the time?

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He's like, I barely even said anything. I was

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like, dude, I could smell it. There's a digital

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smell. My phone just emitted something. Why do

00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:53.880
you flush four times every time I'm talking to

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you? It's loggy. Loggie? Jesus. Is that an adjective?

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A real adjective? Yes. Loggie? To go back with

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the best decades to growing up, it's kind of

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tough because ignorance is bliss. But I will

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tell you that even the kids nowadays will think

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that theirs was the best decades. Because I recall

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with the Xbox 360s, even with our kids, they

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didn't have the phones back then. They started

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getting into it. But the video games, that was

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fun. They had the band. On Xbox 360. Rock band?

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Party band, rock band. Guitar hero and rock band.

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Hell, man. Guitar hero. We had the microphone,

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the bass, the guitar, and the drums. All four

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of them were playing at the same time. And I've

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got some video of it. I think it's freaking awesome.

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Why did that go away? I thought that was such

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a huge hit. I think it got completely saturated.

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There were so many guitar heroes. And they tried

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to ramp it up every single time. And I think

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it just ran its course. I know. But then they

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fired all 600 people that were supporting Guitar

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Hero. And I was like, just come out with more

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songs. Just keep doing this. It's brilliant.

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The sales went away and the support went away.

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So they couldn't. I think everyone just got.

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It was repetitive for one thing. It got very

00:19:06.019 --> 00:19:09.680
saturated. I loved it. It was a lot of fun. We'd

00:19:09.680 --> 00:19:11.700
be up here for hours, all four of us up here

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playing Guitar Hero. Right. And just Stephen

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had his favorite. He likes Surrender by Cheap

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Trick. He played that a thousand times. And we

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heard it the other day. He goes, oh, this is

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a good song. I was like, yeah, I know. You played

00:19:29.869 --> 00:19:34.740
it a thousand times. Yeah, I do hear a song every

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now and then that pops up on the radio, and I'm

00:19:36.819 --> 00:19:38.500
like, oh, that reminds me of when the kids were

00:19:38.500 --> 00:19:40.460
growing up. You know, a lot of that stuff, you

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hear all these different songs. It could be from

00:19:42.539 --> 00:19:44.480
when we grow up, too. Just things that, like,

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oh, my gosh, that song actually makes me feel

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good. We built this city. To hear it. And vice

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versa. You hear some songs, you're like, oh,

00:19:53.500 --> 00:19:56.299
my God, that gives me anxiety hearing this. Right.

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Well, I mean, they're tied to memories, right?

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That's 100 % to memories. In certain times of

00:20:01.400 --> 00:20:03.980
your life, there are certain times, very specific

00:20:03.980 --> 00:20:09.839
windows for me. There's a Spin Doctors song that

00:20:09.839 --> 00:20:11.440
whenever I hear it, there's a very specific,

00:20:11.539 --> 00:20:14.119
like a six -month window that it makes me think

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about. It's before I moved down here, I was...

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I'm the one, the one that makes me make you feel...

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Spin Doctors. Spin Doctors. Yeah, you probably

00:20:26.869 --> 00:20:28.390
gave it your best effort, but I didn't get it.

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Yeah. Yeah. But that specific song makes me,

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again, it was a short time. And it could be Two

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Princes. And it could be Two Princes. That's

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what it was. It could be good. It could be bad.

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It could be, you know what I mean? It was whatever.

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Well, this was a good, I mean. Or it could be

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a breakup song. I mean, it could remind you of

00:20:42.950 --> 00:20:46.049
a, you know, a tough time, right? I mean, it

00:20:46.049 --> 00:20:48.529
was cool. I like that song, Two Princes. It was

00:20:48.529 --> 00:20:54.589
good. But yeah, it was very specific, and I have

00:20:54.589 --> 00:20:58.190
them specific with my boys as well, specific

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time frames with my boys, the ages and stuff

00:21:01.130 --> 00:21:02.849
like that. I like Little Miss Can't Be Wrong.

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That was a good one. Yeah, they had a couple

00:21:04.670 --> 00:21:06.309
good songs. Yeah, they did. They completely went

00:21:06.309 --> 00:21:09.470
away. I think they're touring again. Are they

00:21:09.470 --> 00:21:11.410
really? Yeah, they're trying to pick up that

00:21:11.410 --> 00:21:15.029
check. Another severance package. Reconstituted.

00:21:15.609 --> 00:21:18.670
And that's all right, because they weren't horrible,

00:21:18.789 --> 00:21:21.269
but they were very generic. Well, apparently

00:21:21.269 --> 00:21:24.329
that's how they make their money now, because

00:21:24.329 --> 00:21:27.660
they don't make money on their songs on... There's

00:21:27.660 --> 00:21:29.819
no album sales anymore. It's all streaming, right?

00:21:29.940 --> 00:21:32.380
And they don't make anything off of that. That's

00:21:32.380 --> 00:21:35.380
crazy. So they make it off merch, touring, touring

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and merch. Yeah, live performance. That's sad.

00:21:38.099 --> 00:21:40.079
So they're celebrating 35 years of the pocket

00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:41.700
full of kryptonite from the spin doctors. That

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is amazing to think that's 35 fucking years ago

00:21:44.019 --> 00:21:46.200
that came out. That's supposed to be 1970, right?

00:21:46.420 --> 00:21:48.640
That tells you how long I've been down here because

00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:54.039
that song was out six months before I moved down

00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:58.420
here. That is insane. Yikes. So it was 1985.

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Yikes. Is that that old? I did not realize that.

00:22:02.359 --> 00:22:07.140
35 years ago was... That was 90. 90. What the

00:22:07.140 --> 00:22:10.039
hell just happened to you? You're a mathlete.

00:22:10.420 --> 00:22:15.720
I am not a mathlete. So MTV apparently is gone.

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Is it official now? January 1st, they shut off

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MTV. Chuck, is that what you were saying? I've

00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:24.039
got a little more clarification on that. Not

00:22:24.039 --> 00:22:27.990
true. Hang on. It's the MTV Music. that got shut

00:22:27.990 --> 00:22:31.390
down, right? MTV Music, MTV 80s, 90s Club, MTV,

00:22:31.390 --> 00:22:33.069
MTV Live. So MTV is not completely shutting down.

00:22:33.230 --> 00:22:35.190
It's a parent company, the Paramount Global.

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It closed several of its dedicated 24 -7 music

00:22:38.849 --> 00:22:42.430
channels like MTV Music, MTV 80s, 90s Club, MTV,

00:22:42.509 --> 00:22:45.329
MTV Live, internationally and at the end of 2025

00:22:45.329 --> 00:22:47.569
due to changing viewing habits towards streaming.

00:22:47.849 --> 00:22:50.049
So I remember... They're still doing their shows.

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When we were in high school, MTV was awesome.

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It was just videos. Videos, that's it. Videos

00:23:06.099 --> 00:23:08.880
and awesome DJs, right? Yeah, the VJs. And the

00:23:08.880 --> 00:23:12.259
MJB News. Martha Quinn. Martha Quinn. I like

00:23:12.259 --> 00:23:17.799
Martha Quinn. I did too. And then when we got

00:23:17.799 --> 00:23:19.539
out of high school and we started getting into

00:23:19.539 --> 00:23:21.960
the 90s, they started doing bullshit game shows.

00:23:22.099 --> 00:23:25.470
Well, hold on. During the time they were playing

00:23:25.470 --> 00:23:28.690
the music, they did some live events where they

00:23:28.690 --> 00:23:30.349
were at, oh, it's springtime. We're down here

00:23:30.349 --> 00:23:33.369
and we're doing the spring break here. And that's

00:23:33.369 --> 00:23:35.829
about the same time that they had the, what is

00:23:35.829 --> 00:23:38.049
it? The girls that would flip the camera. Girls

00:23:38.049 --> 00:23:40.309
Gone Wild. The Girls Gone Wild videos were all

00:23:40.309 --> 00:23:43.430
coming out, which is kind of crazy. But MTV.

00:23:44.380 --> 00:23:46.099
They didn't have that on MTV, but it was just

00:23:46.099 --> 00:23:48.180
a parallel event that was happening on. They

00:23:48.180 --> 00:23:50.779
have these videos. Get your videos. You're a

00:23:50.779 --> 00:23:52.440
30 -minute video of Girls Gone Wild. Can you

00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:54.019
imagine if you're the dad and you send your kid

00:23:54.019 --> 00:23:57.640
off to spring break? There she is. Isn't it any

00:23:57.640 --> 00:24:00.660
different than OnlyFans now? Well, except they're

00:24:00.660 --> 00:24:04.579
making money. I heard one of the reasons that

00:24:04.579 --> 00:24:09.000
the whole process of MTV morphing into what it

00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:11.740
is today. So when this thing launched in 1980,

00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:16.819
I think, right? the record companies just let

00:24:16.819 --> 00:24:19.319
MTV play all their music no charge for the first

00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:21.519
five years. Yeah, because it was advertising.

00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:24.220
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It got people to go out

00:24:24.220 --> 00:24:26.579
and buy their albums. Well, all of a sudden they

00:24:26.579 --> 00:24:29.579
turned around and said, okay, let's turn them

00:24:29.579 --> 00:24:32.640
into something. You need to start paying us every

00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:37.299
time you play a music. So they basically... transitioned

00:24:37.299 --> 00:24:38.880
away from all that so they didn't have to pay

00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:41.380
all those royalties. Yeah, but VH1 picked it

00:24:41.380 --> 00:24:43.240
right up. You know, they carried the torch for

00:24:43.240 --> 00:24:45.220
a long while. But they also, they ventured into

00:24:45.220 --> 00:24:51.059
also doing comedy. So the MTV had, and VH1, they

00:24:51.059 --> 00:24:53.440
started doing, instead of playing songs, they

00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:55.880
had little comedy skits and you'd have all these

00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:58.940
little comedians that would do a little two and

00:24:58.940 --> 00:25:01.259
a half, three minute skit. I get it, but I just

00:25:01.259 --> 00:25:04.299
remember being so disappointed that MTV wasn't

00:25:04.299 --> 00:25:06.690
the same anymore. It kind of started with remote

00:25:06.690 --> 00:25:09.529
control and the real life. Is that what it was?

00:25:09.529 --> 00:25:12.049
The first real life? And they did game shows.

00:25:12.230 --> 00:25:13.849
I was like, why are you doing game shows? I want

00:25:13.849 --> 00:25:16.890
to watch videos. You know, different videos and

00:25:16.890 --> 00:25:38.029
stuff. We used to watch Headbangers Ball. In

00:25:38.029 --> 00:25:41.490
120 minutes, it was good. Yeah. So the shift

00:25:41.490 --> 00:25:44.710
in programming in the 90s and 2000s, diversifications

00:25:44.710 --> 00:25:47.670
as internet -based platforms like YouTube made

00:25:47.670 --> 00:25:49.910
music videos as easily accessible on demand TV,

00:25:50.170 --> 00:25:53.569
gradually scaled back its music. Let me see,

00:25:53.609 --> 00:25:56.410
the new genres, the channel began producing reality

00:25:56.410 --> 00:25:59.589
shows like the real world documentaries, scripted

00:25:59.589 --> 00:26:02.490
comedies, animated shows, which made up the bulk

00:26:02.490 --> 00:26:04.849
of the content. RuPaul's Drag Race. While we're

00:26:04.849 --> 00:26:08.360
chatting, see if you can find the top 10, best

00:26:08.360 --> 00:26:11.319
videos on MTV of all time. I would love to go

00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:13.180
through that. I bet you. We haven't done a top

00:26:13.180 --> 00:26:15.279
10 in a while. Michael Jackson's Thriller would

00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:16.880
be probably one of the. I was about to say that.

00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:18.900
Was to be the number one. Yeah, it's probably

00:26:18.900 --> 00:26:21.539
going to be number one. Yeah, and it was a lot

00:26:21.539 --> 00:26:23.480
of fun. You want to do a top 10 right now? We

00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:24.720
haven't done that in a while. Let's do it. We

00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:27.480
can. Oh, there you go. Start at number 10. Don't

00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:29.599
look at it. It doesn't matter. Let's start with

00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:32.069
honorable mentions first. Honorable mentions.

00:26:32.230 --> 00:26:34.849
Oh, that aha take on me. Dude. How is that an

00:26:34.849 --> 00:26:37.670
honorable mention? That needs to be very high

00:26:37.670 --> 00:26:39.910
up. Yes. Tara's favorite song. November Rain.

00:26:39.970 --> 00:26:44.089
November Rain. Sean's kryptonite. Yeah. And the

00:26:44.089 --> 00:26:45.890
fact is, I like that song, but the fact that

00:26:45.890 --> 00:26:47.609
I had to listen to her sing it during karaoke

00:26:47.609 --> 00:26:49.529
one time, I was just like, don't leave. And I

00:26:49.529 --> 00:26:52.269
was like, oh my gosh. I don't even like the song.

00:26:52.329 --> 00:26:53.849
I don't think I've ever seen the video. I'm not

00:26:53.849 --> 00:26:57.289
a fan. It's long. Baby One More Time. Baby One

00:26:57.289 --> 00:27:07.980
More Time. I watched it over and over. Did you,

00:27:08.019 --> 00:27:12.200
like, you know, get your knives out and twirl

00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:16.359
them? I keep hoping that those aren't real. That's

00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:19.880
all 100 % real. They're real. And I made a video

00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:22.700
of it. I mean, we posted that. It was during

00:27:22.700 --> 00:27:25.109
Thanksgiving. Put turkey in front of her. It

00:27:25.109 --> 00:27:27.849
was hilarious. That was actually a good video.

00:27:27.849 --> 00:27:30.250
What is going on with her? I think she's mentally

00:27:30.250 --> 00:27:35.690
broken. I think she is broken, too. She's a lovely

00:27:35.690 --> 00:27:37.589
lady. I just don't know what's going on with

00:27:37.589 --> 00:27:40.910
her. I don't know. She's a lovely lady. All right.

00:27:41.009 --> 00:27:44.690
Number 10. Express Yourself by Madonna. Express

00:27:44.690 --> 00:27:48.109
yourself. Great video. Is that when she had the

00:27:48.109 --> 00:27:51.740
short blonde hair? Yes. She looked good. She

00:27:51.740 --> 00:27:53.039
was beautiful back in the day. Yeah, she was

00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:56.119
really a hot, hot, hot performer. California

00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:58.519
Love by Tupac before he was shot. California

00:27:58.519 --> 00:28:01.599
Love. Oh, wait, I know that one. Yeah, that's

00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:07.240
the one that goes... Yeah, there you go. Yes.

00:28:08.599 --> 00:28:10.759
Okay, well, I'm proud of myself. Addicted to

00:28:10.759 --> 00:28:13.640
Love. Robert Palmer. Yeah, with the five ladies.

00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:15.799
Yeah, all the slicked back hair, and they're

00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:17.859
all doing that little weird little side -to -side

00:28:17.859 --> 00:28:20.359
dance. Kind of thrusty dance. Yeah, they were

00:28:20.359 --> 00:28:22.779
all voluptuous. Yeah, just kind of voluptuous.

00:28:22.779 --> 00:28:25.200
Hold on, that's not. What? Was that not the right

00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.339
word? No, I was just saying Addicted to Love,

00:28:27.380 --> 00:28:29.079
but that was the Huey Lewis version. Hold on.

00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:32.380
What are you trying to get? I was trying to figure

00:28:32.380 --> 00:28:33.720
out, well, how do you sing the song Addicted

00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:36.660
to Love, Robert Palmer? Might as well face it,

00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:39.799
you're addicted to love. Yes, yes. There you

00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:43.279
go. Okay. Sabotage Beastie Boys. How does that

00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:46.079
go? That's a good one. Yeah, it's, well, I can't

00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:49.559
do Beastie Boys, but it also plays on the track,

00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:52.880
the Star Trek, when one of the first movies came

00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:55.119
out. Yeah, the reboots? Yeah, the reboots came

00:28:55.119 --> 00:28:56.779
out. It was nice, too, man. It was a perfect

00:28:56.779 --> 00:28:59.220
one for what was going on. A lot of chaotic.

00:28:59.500 --> 00:29:01.220
But it was a great, great soundtrack. It says

00:29:01.220 --> 00:29:04.319
high energy parody of the 70s police. It is.

00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:08.200
Directed by Spike Jonze. Yeah, it is. All right.

00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:12.119
I used to love this song. This is a beating for

00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.839
me now. J -O -N -Z -E. Spike Jonze. Jonze. I

00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:18.759
know. I'm just making fun of it. You know, first

00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:21.180
of all. That's crazy that it came out in 1988.

00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:25.640
And you know what? I was never really a hardcore

00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:28.240
fan of Guns N' Roses. I loved Guns N' Roses.

00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:29.799
Great album, though. They came out when I was

00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:33.180
in college. Right. And it was huge. It was a

00:29:33.180 --> 00:29:36.400
fantastic debut album. There was a picture of

00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:38.819
eight of the most classic albums that we would

00:29:38.819 --> 00:29:41.420
love that all came out within 45 days of each

00:29:41.420 --> 00:29:43.700
other, like Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana,

00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:47.369
Soundgarden Super... What was it? Bad Motor Finger.

00:29:47.529 --> 00:29:50.630
Out of the Cellar Rat. Out of the Cellar Rat.

00:29:51.849 --> 00:29:56.730
The Sweet Child of Mine. There's just a dozen

00:29:56.730 --> 00:30:01.410
albums that all came out that fall of 1990 or

00:30:01.410 --> 00:30:04.589
whatever, in 88. Trickster. My favorite song

00:30:04.589 --> 00:30:08.789
on that album is actually Mr. Brownstone. Yeah,

00:30:08.849 --> 00:30:11.049
that's a good song. That's a great song. From

00:30:11.049 --> 00:30:13.230
Guns N' Roses? Yeah, from Guns N' Roses. I like

00:30:13.230 --> 00:30:15.589
Rocket Queen as well. Actually, I think the whole

00:30:15.589 --> 00:30:18.170
album's good. Anyway, go up. All right. Number

00:30:18.170 --> 00:30:21.009
five, Walk This Way. Well, the Run DMC version.

00:30:21.309 --> 00:30:23.089
Run DMC Aerosmith. Yeah. So Walk This Way, the

00:30:23.089 --> 00:30:25.670
Run DMC version just added an extra little pump

00:30:25.670 --> 00:30:30.289
to it, which she told me to. Walk this way. Walk

00:30:30.289 --> 00:30:32.329
this way. I think that kind of reinvigorated

00:30:32.329 --> 00:30:35.329
Aerosmith's career as well. It might have. No,

00:30:35.390 --> 00:30:38.750
it didn't. In 86? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Didn't

00:30:38.750 --> 00:30:41.049
mean to offend you. It did, bitch. Take a back

00:30:41.049 --> 00:30:43.809
seat. I'm the authority on this one. It did,

00:30:43.869 --> 00:30:49.589
bitch. Yes. You know what? What is his name?

00:30:50.069 --> 00:30:53.509
Steve Perry? Steve... Tyler? Perry Tyler. Steven

00:30:53.509 --> 00:30:56.269
Tyler. Joe Perry's the guitarist. Tyler Steve.

00:30:56.569 --> 00:31:00.069
I mean, his voice is just... Even today, I mean,

00:31:00.069 --> 00:31:02.390
he still has it. Well, amazingly, he can sing

00:31:02.390 --> 00:31:06.190
because he completely ruptured his... vocal cords,

00:31:06.269 --> 00:31:09.750
apparently. They're doing their final retirement

00:31:09.750 --> 00:31:13.829
concert. Again? For the 10th tour. No, I think

00:31:13.829 --> 00:31:15.650
this was it. I can't remember what they called

00:31:15.650 --> 00:31:18.049
it, but I think on the second or third show,

00:31:18.130 --> 00:31:20.869
he completely destroyed it, and he was out for

00:31:20.869 --> 00:31:23.049
several years, and he had to get it surgically

00:31:23.049 --> 00:31:24.829
repaired and everything. I think now he's singing

00:31:24.829 --> 00:31:27.789
again, but he was out for a long time. I thought

00:31:27.789 --> 00:31:30.269
they were done because he... Well, he destroyed

00:31:30.269 --> 00:31:32.190
his throat during the concert. Yeah, well, I

00:31:32.190 --> 00:31:34.059
didn't realize he's better. Are they touring

00:31:34.059 --> 00:31:36.140
again? Do you know? I don't know. On some of

00:31:36.140 --> 00:31:39.960
those notes that he sings, he has to hit those

00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:42.680
real high ones. Dude, when you push your voice,

00:31:42.819 --> 00:31:44.660
and he's got that, I'm going to use the word

00:31:44.660 --> 00:31:47.400
caustic. When he's got that caustic push to hit

00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:49.740
that note, man, that's not normal. It has to

00:31:49.740 --> 00:31:53.619
be a very controlled burst, and he just rips

00:31:53.619 --> 00:31:56.019
into it. There's no doubt. But he's been doing

00:31:56.019 --> 00:31:59.519
it for 40 years. Somehow he pulled him off. 50.

00:32:00.030 --> 00:32:01.990
50. All right. They do not have any upcoming

00:32:01.990 --> 00:32:04.470
tour dates scheduled for 2026. A full tour is

00:32:04.470 --> 00:32:07.170
unlikely due to lead singer's health concerns.

00:32:07.329 --> 00:32:09.950
There we go. Yeah, I know. I've seen. So they

00:32:09.950 --> 00:32:11.549
need to be a cover band. I've seen him perform

00:32:11.549 --> 00:32:15.329
a few songs. I don't think it's a full concert

00:32:15.329 --> 00:32:17.690
type of thing. Anyway, go ahead. All right. All

00:32:17.690 --> 00:32:21.490
right. Number four. Oh, great one. Peter Gabriel

00:32:21.490 --> 00:32:24.829
featuring the groundbreaking stop motion of Claymation

00:32:24.829 --> 00:32:28.490
by the art of an anime. The other good one from

00:32:28.490 --> 00:32:36.269
him is Big Time. Remember Big Time? Why? Because

00:32:36.269 --> 00:32:39.430
of the train going into the mouth? Yes. Or out

00:32:39.430 --> 00:32:43.390
the ear or whatever. Big Time also was kind of

00:32:43.390 --> 00:32:47.190
a crazy video, right? Peter Gabriel, he's an

00:32:47.190 --> 00:32:50.690
excellent musician. He's an excellent singer.

00:32:50.910 --> 00:32:55.519
I don't think he... He received the kudos. The

00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:57.759
accolades. Yeah, the accolades. He really deserves.

00:32:58.119 --> 00:32:59.980
No, I mean, he was in Genesis before then, you

00:32:59.980 --> 00:33:01.579
know? I was going to say, he was part of a big

00:33:01.579 --> 00:33:02.759
band. I didn't know he was in Genesis. They were

00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:05.220
a very progressive band when he was in it. And

00:33:05.220 --> 00:33:08.119
when he left, they got more mainstream at that

00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:09.579
point. That's when Phil Collins kind of took

00:33:09.579 --> 00:33:13.539
over singing. Yeah, I love Sledgehammer's good

00:33:13.539 --> 00:33:17.220
and big, big time. Shock the monkey. Red Rain.

00:33:17.460 --> 00:33:20.980
Do you know Red Rain? Red Rain? Yeah, Red Rain.

00:33:21.180 --> 00:33:23.299
I don't know Red Rain. He's falling down. You

00:33:23.299 --> 00:33:26.059
know, that one. No, I don't. The one from where

00:33:26.059 --> 00:33:28.359
he's holding... Say Anything? Yeah, Say Anything.

00:33:28.460 --> 00:33:31.420
That was an iconic scene. What were you doing?

00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:34.119
In your eyes. Why were you... He was holding

00:33:34.119 --> 00:33:36.500
the radio up trying to win the girl back. He

00:33:36.500 --> 00:33:38.200
was playing In Your Eyes. So again, these are

00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:43.099
the top 10 videos of the 80s on MTV. Yes, yes.

00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:46.240
Down to number three. Not a Nirvana fan. I'm

00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:50.450
sorry. So you want to skip it? Fuck them. It

00:33:50.450 --> 00:33:54.609
was everywhere. Hold on. Was there like an experience

00:33:54.609 --> 00:33:58.349
that you had? They came out at the very end of

00:33:58.349 --> 00:34:01.430
my college career. You were over music? That

00:34:01.430 --> 00:34:05.170
didn't impact me. I was done. I was moving on.

00:34:05.329 --> 00:34:12.550
Is that the one that goes... Wow. I don't know

00:34:12.550 --> 00:34:22.889
what that is. No, this one's like... Okay, I'm

00:34:22.889 --> 00:34:25.869
with you. What's the one I'm thinking of? I don't

00:34:25.869 --> 00:34:28.010
know. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it was painful.

00:34:28.150 --> 00:34:32.429
It was Journey, I think you were doing. It was

00:34:32.429 --> 00:34:35.309
not Journey. It was Hang On, Sloopy. Number two.

00:34:36.820 --> 00:34:40.159
Vogue. Madonna. U2 from Madonna. That was a good

00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:45.039
song. 1990. Vogue, yeah. These are videos. Now,

00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:47.280
keep in mind, these are videos. These aren't

00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:49.679
the top 10 songs. These are the videos. These

00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.440
are influential videos. So the director by David

00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:55.179
Fincher, this black and white masterpiece brought

00:34:55.179 --> 00:34:58.940
voguing and the ball. into the mainstream. That's

00:34:58.940 --> 00:35:01.039
where they're doing this fucking thing. It's

00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:04.880
where all the gay guys were out there doing their

00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:07.360
stuff. And Rita Hayworth gave good face. Rita

00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:10.880
Hayworth gave good face. Gave good face. Rita

00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:14.019
Hayworth gave good face. Is that symbolism for

00:35:14.019 --> 00:35:16.340
something else? I don't know. It's in the lyrics.

00:35:16.380 --> 00:35:22.539
She was doing a hat tip to somebody who was brilliant

00:35:22.539 --> 00:35:25.340
in the vogue. In the 40s, right? So these are

00:35:25.340 --> 00:35:28.139
all runway models, essentially, which is kind

00:35:28.139 --> 00:35:30.420
of what I was diving into, the gay culture, where

00:35:30.420 --> 00:35:32.760
you have a bunch of these trans kind of dressing,

00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:34.159
cross -dressers. Is that what they're called,

00:35:34.239 --> 00:35:35.659
cross -dressers? I don't even remember the video.

00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:39.019
I remember flashes. It wasn't a drag video. I

00:35:39.019 --> 00:35:40.800
don't remember it being a drag video. I thought

00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:44.500
they were high -class models, you know, from

00:35:44.500 --> 00:35:47.699
the 40s and 50s. There was a lot of metrosexual

00:35:47.699 --> 00:35:50.059
stuff going on. I'll have to watch it again.

00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:52.820
It may have been 1990, the last time I've seen

00:35:52.820 --> 00:35:57.469
it. And the number one video of the 19 years.

00:35:58.670 --> 00:36:02.530
I'm tired of that whole song. When it's on, if

00:36:02.530 --> 00:36:12.579
it ever comes on, I kind of skip it. Well, I

00:36:12.579 --> 00:36:14.719
mean, it's a traditional Halloween song that

00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:17.800
populates every year on our Dudes Like Us podcast.

00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:20.679
Halloween candy distribution out in the front

00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:22.420
of the Murphy House. I know. I know. I get it.

00:36:22.460 --> 00:36:27.079
I get it. I think it's a travesty that, uh -huh.

00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:30.380
I think that needed to be up there. That was

00:36:30.380 --> 00:36:32.639
a brilliant, even today, that's a brilliant video.

00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:35.179
Brilliant video. The fact that it's hand -drawn

00:36:35.179 --> 00:36:38.539
and then it goes back and forth. They're in a

00:36:38.539 --> 00:36:42.420
grocery store and they pop through the cold section

00:36:42.420 --> 00:36:45.099
refrigerator door and they're going to a different

00:36:45.099 --> 00:36:47.719
third dimension. Yeah, the magazine comes to

00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:49.559
life. Fourth dimension, I should say. It's freaking

00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:55.150
cool. Yes. That was a good one. What about the

00:36:55.150 --> 00:36:58.510
other ones? I brought up Twisted Sister. Those

00:36:58.510 --> 00:37:02.690
were very funny. Oh, because the dad getting

00:37:02.690 --> 00:37:04.630
his ass kicked. What are you going to do with

00:37:04.630 --> 00:37:06.590
your life? We're not going to take it. We're

00:37:06.590 --> 00:37:10.230
going to rock! That whole scene, I think, comes

00:37:10.230 --> 00:37:14.480
from Animal House. Because that dad is in Animal

00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:18.480
House giving a very similar speech to his Rotsy

00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:20.900
guys. So they're playing off of that. Yes. This

00:37:20.900 --> 00:37:25.219
is so cool. I love this video. The other one,

00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:29.920
it's Cyndi Lauper with the Lou Albino. Lou's

00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:33.980
Albano. The wrestlers. The wrestlers. They had

00:37:33.980 --> 00:37:36.480
a whole brother system set up. But anyways, girls

00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:38.559
just want to have fun. That album was kind of,

00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:41.360
the video was funny just because they had a bunch.

00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:44.360
Cyndi Lauper. I know. Who's Lou Bonner? Lou Albano.

00:37:44.460 --> 00:37:47.179
Lou Albano. Is he her dad? No, he's a wrestler.

00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:50.599
The WWF. No, but in the video. No, I don't think

00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:52.719
so. Oh, you know what? He may have been the father

00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:54.760
in the video. Was he in the kitchen? Oh, you

00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:57.110
may be right. And he had like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:57.110 --> 00:37:59.610
Okay. I didn't know he was somebody famous, but

00:37:59.610 --> 00:38:01.929
that was... Lou Albano. He was her father in

00:38:01.929 --> 00:38:05.329
the video. It's hard to say that. Yeah. And the

00:38:05.329 --> 00:38:07.309
Albano brothers. He was telling her to get out

00:38:07.309 --> 00:38:08.690
of here because she was dancing around. Well,

00:38:08.690 --> 00:38:10.289
there were a lot of good ones, like Jeezy Top

00:38:10.289 --> 00:38:14.070
Legs. Oh, great video. Yeah. How about White

00:38:14.070 --> 00:38:17.230
Snake with the girl on the top of the car? Tawny

00:38:17.230 --> 00:38:23.809
Katane? Why are you trumping? You keep... What's

00:38:23.809 --> 00:38:25.329
happening? Why are you getting... That's making

00:38:25.329 --> 00:38:29.610
me laugh too hard, man. Yeah, you kind of jumped

00:38:29.610 --> 00:38:34.690
at that. Yeah, you really got kind of excited.

00:38:34.750 --> 00:38:36.230
Well, you usually say something else like...

00:38:36.230 --> 00:38:39.329
Really? Yes. You say something wrong. Yeah, I

00:38:39.329 --> 00:38:42.969
wanted to beat you to it. Don't waste my time.

00:38:43.170 --> 00:38:45.150
There were so many good ones, though. I mean,

00:38:45.170 --> 00:38:47.869
we watched them for hours. Oh, yeah. Hours and

00:38:47.869 --> 00:38:50.889
hours. He had like Tone Loke and they had a bunch

00:38:50.889 --> 00:38:52.889
of fun songs. Did he do videos though? Yeah,

00:38:52.949 --> 00:39:00.670
he did. With the dogs, right? Those are Van Halen

00:39:00.670 --> 00:39:05.969
riffs. Oh, you're right. There's a website out

00:39:05.969 --> 00:39:11.590
there that you can go to. They have like 30 ,000

00:39:11.590 --> 00:39:17.989
MTV videos on there. See if you can't find it,

00:39:18.030 --> 00:39:21.949
Chuck. Old time MTV videos or something like

00:39:21.949 --> 00:39:25.630
that. And it should take you to it. No copyright

00:39:25.630 --> 00:39:28.510
infringement or anything like that? They're considered

00:39:28.510 --> 00:39:30.510
classics at this time. They should be giveaways.

00:39:30.750 --> 00:39:33.369
Yes. Does that mean we can play them? But they're

00:39:33.369 --> 00:39:35.130
still going to bust our balls if we play them

00:39:35.130 --> 00:39:37.230
on YouTube. I mean, what's cool is you can go

00:39:37.230 --> 00:39:40.590
on YouTube and you can just put in 80s videos.

00:39:40.610 --> 00:39:44.489
It's not that one. Keep going down. Because it's

00:39:44.489 --> 00:39:47.349
fun to do that. I just put on videos, and instead

00:39:47.349 --> 00:39:49.349
of watching news or whatever we're going to do,

00:39:49.409 --> 00:39:51.530
I just put that on, and Shelly and I just sit

00:39:51.530 --> 00:39:52.969
there and watch these old videos. It's kind of

00:39:52.969 --> 00:39:54.869
fun. Yeah, it's not on MTV. Yeah, I like that,

00:39:54.909 --> 00:39:57.150
too. I'll have to find it and send it to you

00:39:57.150 --> 00:40:00.010
guys. It's a lot of reminiscing. Because he hasn't

00:40:00.010 --> 00:40:04.510
broken out by decade. Then he has... And you

00:40:04.510 --> 00:40:06.469
can play them from here. It's not just a list.

00:40:06.610 --> 00:40:10.329
Yeah, you play them, and it's like from the 80s.

00:40:10.329 --> 00:40:13.010
Then you have all of the 120 Minutes. Then you

00:40:13.010 --> 00:40:17.590
have all the Headbangers Balls. We need to find

00:40:17.590 --> 00:40:20.110
this. I'm interested in finding this. I don't

00:40:20.110 --> 00:40:21.150
know if we're going to spend too much time on

00:40:21.150 --> 00:40:22.949
it. Anyway, I'll find it and send it to you.

00:40:22.969 --> 00:40:27.269
Please do. All right, well, the exciting thing

00:40:27.269 --> 00:40:29.610
that's happening every weekend is the NFL playoffs.

00:40:29.909 --> 00:40:32.070
Did you guys watch that miserable game last night?

00:40:32.230 --> 00:40:34.050
No, I didn't watch any of that. Was that the

00:40:34.050 --> 00:40:39.949
Houston Steelers game? So that coach got fired

00:40:39.949 --> 00:40:41.889
or he quit? No, he quit. He just resigned. He

00:40:41.889 --> 00:40:44.230
resigned. Was that the black coach? Yeah, Mike

00:40:44.230 --> 00:40:45.750
Tomlin. Mike Tomlin. You know what? I thought

00:40:45.750 --> 00:40:47.929
he was good. He's good. He's Will .i .am from

00:40:47.929 --> 00:40:50.389
Black Eyed Peas. So why did he quit? Why did

00:40:50.389 --> 00:40:52.829
he quit? I think he had just had enough. He'd

00:40:52.829 --> 00:40:55.409
been there 18 years. He's like. I don't want

00:40:55.409 --> 00:40:57.590
to rebuild. Was it 18 years? Yeah. God, that's

00:40:57.590 --> 00:41:00.889
a long time. Yeah. Talk about a long time to

00:41:00.889 --> 00:41:02.949
commit to a coach. Nowadays, it seems to last

00:41:02.949 --> 00:41:05.130
like three years and you're out. Yeah, you have

00:41:05.130 --> 00:41:07.730
this shorter window to... Well, probably afraid

00:41:07.730 --> 00:41:10.429
to fire him. Well, look at... We're down to 18.

00:41:10.429 --> 00:41:12.130
Probably call it racism or something stupid like

00:41:12.130 --> 00:41:15.150
that. On the AFC side, we have Buffalo and Denver.

00:41:15.250 --> 00:41:18.570
We've got Houston and New England. I'm going...

00:41:18.570 --> 00:41:20.989
God, I'm going Houston, which I don't really

00:41:20.989 --> 00:41:23.510
want to, but I'm going Buffalo against Denver.

00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.380
But Denver will probably win. What was Pittsburgh's...

00:41:28.380 --> 00:41:32.519
Not great. But how many did they... I think they

00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:35.239
won. I think they were nine and seven. Eight

00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:37.599
and nine, and they barely made the playoffs just

00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.119
because they beat Baltimore in the last week.

00:41:40.119 --> 00:41:41.579
Because these were wild card games, right? Yeah,

00:41:41.579 --> 00:41:43.179
they needed help getting into the playoffs. But

00:41:43.179 --> 00:41:44.880
they were the division champion, too, of the

00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:47.500
AFC North, right? Yeah, and they had a home game,

00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:49.139
and they got their ass kicked. That whole division

00:41:49.139 --> 00:41:51.059
sucked this year, so that's why they got in.

00:41:51.619 --> 00:41:57.190
Okay. So that's not quite... So Houston. Houston

00:41:57.190 --> 00:41:59.469
probably has a chance against New England, but

00:41:59.469 --> 00:42:02.190
they're playing exceptional football. New England

00:42:02.190 --> 00:42:04.349
is. That would be a great game. I was listening

00:42:04.349 --> 00:42:07.929
to. In New England. Right. I was listening to

00:42:07.929 --> 00:42:12.710
the radio, and they said Houston's defense is

00:42:12.710 --> 00:42:16.090
good enough that they. May hold them off, huh?

00:42:16.110 --> 00:42:18.449
May get to the Super Bowl just based off their

00:42:18.449 --> 00:42:21.469
defense. Yeah, but their offense had three turnovers

00:42:21.469 --> 00:42:24.010
that were just ridiculous. Stroud looked awful.

00:42:24.230 --> 00:42:25.690
The only person who looked good was Christian

00:42:25.690 --> 00:42:29.010
Kirk. Eggie. Yes, he had a hell of a game. He's

00:42:29.010 --> 00:42:30.889
one of my players. He pushed me over the top.

00:42:30.969 --> 00:42:33.489
That's how I won the fantasy football. Really?

00:42:33.630 --> 00:42:37.230
Yesterday. Oh, wow. My team's still playing.

00:42:37.230 --> 00:42:40.409
No, the playoffs were well done. All right, so

00:42:40.409 --> 00:42:42.469
there we go. That's the AFC. Now, in the NFC,

00:42:42.510 --> 00:42:45.969
we've got San Francisco and Seattle. San Francisco's

00:42:45.969 --> 00:42:49.570
hurt. They lost Kittle this last week. Oh, yeah.

00:42:50.010 --> 00:42:53.969
I don't know their chances in Seattle. I don't

00:42:53.969 --> 00:42:55.050
know about their chances in Seattle. I'd like

00:42:55.050 --> 00:42:58.510
to see Seattle do it and Chicago. It'd be kind

00:42:58.510 --> 00:43:01.250
of neat to see Chicago get to that conference

00:43:01.250 --> 00:43:05.690
game. Man, there was all kinds of weird celebrations.

00:43:05.889 --> 00:43:09.389
I say weird. When they won, they showed some

00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:13.579
Fans that were up in the nudity. Some dude had

00:43:13.579 --> 00:43:15.380
a shirt off and he was just like running in circles.

00:43:15.460 --> 00:43:17.440
It's like whatever. And some guy was just picking

00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:19.820
up chairs, literally picking up chairs and throwing

00:43:19.820 --> 00:43:22.219
it straight in the air. No throwing at anybody.

00:43:22.460 --> 00:43:24.699
Just throwing it straight up in the air and then

00:43:24.699 --> 00:43:26.639
running around. The police came over. They said,

00:43:26.699 --> 00:43:28.059
dude, what are you fucking doing? And he was

00:43:28.059 --> 00:43:30.699
like, he throws up another chair straight in

00:43:30.699 --> 00:43:32.300
the air. And it's like, all right, man. So they

00:43:32.300 --> 00:43:34.219
ended up taking him down. They let him go. And

00:43:34.219 --> 00:43:35.730
it was like, dude. Well, because they're drunk

00:43:35.730 --> 00:43:38.190
out of their minds. I don't understand. I don't

00:43:38.190 --> 00:43:40.190
get the tribal shit they got going on when people

00:43:40.190 --> 00:43:43.050
win the game or lose. The celebrations where

00:43:43.050 --> 00:43:45.590
they end up tipping cars and lighting them on

00:43:45.590 --> 00:43:47.869
fire. Yeah, when they win. Yeah, when you win,

00:43:47.989 --> 00:43:51.429
this happens. Philadelphia destroys their city.

00:43:51.530 --> 00:43:53.969
L .A. destroys their city. It's like stupid,

00:43:54.070 --> 00:43:58.849
stupid. Like you said, it's tribal behavior.

00:43:59.130 --> 00:44:01.010
Didn't something happen at the Rangers parade?

00:44:01.309 --> 00:44:03.869
Didn't someone get shot? The New York Rangers

00:44:03.869 --> 00:44:05.190
or the Texas Rangers? No, when the Texas Rangers

00:44:05.190 --> 00:44:06.889
won the World Series. Yeah, there was an incident.

00:44:07.130 --> 00:44:09.150
Wasn't there a shooting? There was. It was sad.

00:44:09.849 --> 00:44:14.269
Yeah. It was two youths. They were young. Two

00:44:14.269 --> 00:44:18.750
youths. Youths. Youths. Two youths. Two youths.

00:44:19.150 --> 00:44:20.269
Yeah, but it's crazy. So what do you think is

00:44:20.269 --> 00:44:21.670
going to happen? I think Samson's going to beat

00:44:21.670 --> 00:44:24.809
Seattle. I think the Rams are going to beat Chicago.

00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:27.599
And I bet San Francisco gets to the Super Bowl.

00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:30.280
And then on the other side, I think New England

00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:32.699
beats Houston. Wait, wait. I think Denver beats

00:44:32.699 --> 00:44:36.119
Buffalo. I think you're all wrong. Who's on the

00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:39.579
NFC side? I think it's Seattle and Chicago. I'm

00:44:39.579 --> 00:44:41.500
picking San Francisco and Denver in the Super

00:44:41.500 --> 00:44:44.019
Bowl. I don't think San Francisco is going to

00:44:44.019 --> 00:44:45.619
make it past Seattle. I think you're wrong. Okay.

00:44:45.860 --> 00:44:47.480
They just played a couple weeks ago, and they

00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:51.960
stomped them. And it's in Seattle. I want Buffalo

00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:55.230
and Chicago. That's exactly what I want. And

00:44:55.230 --> 00:44:56.949
they need to play it in one of those stadiums.

00:44:56.949 --> 00:44:58.289
Yeah, that's what I want. That's what I want,

00:44:58.429 --> 00:45:00.010
but I don't think that's going to happen. But

00:45:00.010 --> 00:45:01.750
that would be wonderful. Where's the Super Bowl

00:45:01.750 --> 00:45:03.889
this year? Miami or something? It needs to be

00:45:03.889 --> 00:45:05.230
in like Buffalo, Chicago. That's very interesting

00:45:05.230 --> 00:45:07.309
that you think that. You want a nice bowl. I

00:45:07.309 --> 00:45:10.909
do. Green Bay. I wonder why. I totally agree

00:45:10.909 --> 00:45:16.099
with you. Because it's classic old school. teams

00:45:16.099 --> 00:45:18.300
that are out there. Plus, they haven't won one

00:45:18.300 --> 00:45:20.300
in how long? The Chicago Bears were in the 83

00:45:20.300 --> 00:45:23.059
when they did the old shuffle. What was it? The

00:45:23.059 --> 00:45:25.340
Super Bowl shuffle. Right. And poor Buffalo.

00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:28.239
Because they won all the games. 15 -0 or 16 -0,

00:45:28.300 --> 00:45:29.980
whatever it is. And poor Buffalo could never

00:45:29.980 --> 00:45:32.940
make it past the damn Kansas City Chiefs. The

00:45:32.940 --> 00:45:35.079
only thing they can do is score a dude on the...

00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:38.260
How many times did they make the Super Bowl back

00:45:38.260 --> 00:45:40.860
in the 80s? With Jim Kelly and... Four in a row.

00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:43.579
And they lost every single one of them. Scott

00:45:43.579 --> 00:45:45.679
Norwood, the kicker. Who was the quarterback

00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:48.440
that was on the Wheaties commercial? Jim Kelly?

00:45:48.960 --> 00:45:52.500
No, no. Elway? No, for the Buffalo Bills. He

00:45:52.500 --> 00:45:55.099
was on the Wheaties. Jim Kelly? Yeah, I think

00:45:55.099 --> 00:45:56.940
it was. Was it Jim Kelly? Well, he was a quarterback.

00:45:57.119 --> 00:46:00.579
But he's a short dude. Oh, Doug Flutie? Was it

00:46:00.579 --> 00:46:02.619
Doug Flutie? You're thinking of Doug Flutie.

00:46:02.699 --> 00:46:06.760
Did he play for Buffalo? No. Hold on, man. Let

00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:09.079
me fact check this. He came from Boston College.

00:46:09.179 --> 00:46:11.739
I know that. Doug? I thought he was with, is

00:46:11.739 --> 00:46:16.699
he New Orleans? I thought he said Chargers. Gosh,

00:46:16.780 --> 00:46:21.219
we know our Doug Flutie history, don't we? Oh,

00:46:21.260 --> 00:46:23.840
he played everywhere. Chicago, the Pats, the

00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:26.820
Bears, the Bills, the Chargers. So he got his

00:46:26.820 --> 00:46:29.659
start in the USFL? With the New Jersey Generals?

00:46:30.539 --> 00:46:33.760
No shit. And then got picked up by the Bears,

00:46:33.900 --> 00:46:37.179
Patriots, Bills. Yeah, I guess it was Doug Flutie.

00:46:37.219 --> 00:46:39.840
I said Chargers. You heard me say that. So Doug

00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:43.380
Flutie, I mean, he was kind of hilarious to watch

00:46:43.380 --> 00:46:45.719
him play because he was good, but he was shorter

00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:48.119
than the front line. So he would literally have

00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:50.039
to jump higher than them. Yeah, he's not a big

00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:53.059
dude. Yeah. But you know he's on those Dr. Pepper

00:46:53.059 --> 00:46:56.400
commercials, right? Flutie? Fansville? Yeah.

00:46:57.079 --> 00:46:59.679
Yeah, he is. With the Boz. Yeah, the Boz. Yeah,

00:46:59.820 --> 00:47:01.519
he's in there. It's really funny. Tell you what,

00:47:01.559 --> 00:47:05.139
that Boz went to college. He was impressive.

00:47:05.400 --> 00:47:09.280
A beast. Oklahoma, right? Yes. Oklahoma was top

00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:11.360
notch back in the day, man. And he was smart.

00:47:11.440 --> 00:47:15.340
He bailed early so he wouldn't get hurt. Yeah,

00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:18.619
but his career was not all that in the NFL. No,

00:47:18.619 --> 00:47:21.050
because he bailed early. Now, what's going on

00:47:21.050 --> 00:47:24.150
with the college? I mean, I don't even know who's

00:47:24.150 --> 00:47:26.130
in the bracket system for college. Well, it's

00:47:26.130 --> 00:47:30.469
going to be Miami and Indiana. Now, Miami, they

00:47:30.469 --> 00:47:33.650
beat A &M in the first round. Yeah. And then

00:47:33.650 --> 00:47:36.710
they beat OSU. Or is that Ohio State? Ohio State.

00:47:37.389 --> 00:47:40.050
Miami's making a very impressive run. They beat

00:47:40.050 --> 00:47:42.250
A &M, Ohio State, and Ole Miss, and they are

00:47:42.250 --> 00:47:44.090
in the national championship now. Oh, and Alabama

00:47:44.090 --> 00:47:46.630
got beat. The Crimson Tide. I don't think Alabama

00:47:46.630 --> 00:47:49.329
deserved to be there. Yeah, probably not. But,

00:47:49.369 --> 00:47:53.150
dude, Indiana is just on a roll. Yeah, that head

00:47:53.150 --> 00:47:56.010
coach, Kurt Signetti. Very impressive. Yeah,

00:47:56.050 --> 00:47:59.349
he impresses me. He's only been there two years.

00:47:59.510 --> 00:48:02.809
The game's next Monday night in Miami at Hard

00:48:02.809 --> 00:48:05.570
Rock. Yeah, that's a chance. He said Indiana?

00:48:05.849 --> 00:48:11.369
Where's Indiana? It's that fork -looking thing.

00:48:11.409 --> 00:48:14.010
So that would have been in Miami regardless?

00:48:14.369 --> 00:48:18.480
Yes. And it's a home game. Damn for them. I think

00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:20.599
Indiana travels pretty well. They travel pretty

00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:22.539
well, yes. Dude, it's going to be a hell of a

00:48:22.539 --> 00:48:24.159
game. So it's Monday? Next Monday night? Next

00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:27.239
Monday night. Oh, that's a must watch. Yep. Because

00:48:27.239 --> 00:48:29.340
Miami, man, what an impressive run they've made.

00:48:29.420 --> 00:48:33.719
10th seed. I think I have Monday off. We do,

00:48:33.780 --> 00:48:36.280
MLK Day. Yeah, that's right. Oh, really? I have

00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:39.079
it off, too. Does your company give you MLK Day

00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:44.159
off? No, they're racist. I mean, I think we technically

00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:46.579
have it off, but. You know, whatever. I mean,

00:48:46.579 --> 00:48:48.579
shit's due, shit's due. My company that I used

00:48:48.579 --> 00:48:52.059
to work for didn't give it to us. I plan on day

00:48:52.059 --> 00:48:54.460
drinking all day long. When do you want to start?

00:48:55.300 --> 00:48:58.440
9 a .m. 9 a .m. We'll make our run. We do Mai

00:48:58.440 --> 00:49:01.820
Tais? I like Mai Tais. Mai Tais? Do that. You

00:49:01.820 --> 00:49:03.239
should do Hurricanes. You know what I want to

00:49:03.239 --> 00:49:05.619
do? Yeah, there we go. We're drinking right now.

00:49:05.739 --> 00:49:08.219
I mean, this stuff is fantastic. It is good.

00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:11.300
It's a nice segue. I mean, look, seriously. Let's

00:49:11.300 --> 00:49:14.449
talk about it. It's a fancy bottle like it always

00:49:14.449 --> 00:49:19.150
is. We are drinking Jack Daniels. Yeah, this

00:49:19.150 --> 00:49:21.369
is a Jack Daniels single barrel, barrel proof.

00:49:21.809 --> 00:49:23.989
And this is a store pick from Total Wine, which

00:49:23.989 --> 00:49:27.289
just adds another level of yumminess to it. It's

00:49:27.289 --> 00:49:28.969
amazing. Yeah, this is a single barrel, barrel

00:49:28.969 --> 00:49:36.250
proof. This is 125 .5 proof. So that's right

00:49:36.250 --> 00:49:39.250
in the sweet spot for me. I mean, when you're

00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:43.300
talking about a whiskey, That it's got rich flavors.

00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:46.099
They're usually in that. Actually, they're all

00:49:46.099 --> 00:49:48.880
over the place. But this one just hits home.

00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:52.380
It's great. I mean, it's got a deep, rich, raisin,

00:49:52.380 --> 00:49:56.300
just fig. It touches you everywhere. Oh, man.

00:49:56.380 --> 00:49:59.699
I mean, it just warms my cockle. I'll tell you

00:49:59.699 --> 00:50:02.699
what, the price. Your what? Your what? Your cock?

00:50:02.900 --> 00:50:04.880
Hold on. No, I did not say that. That's what

00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:09.119
I heard. Whoa. I think you're. No, I'm not projecting.

00:50:09.719 --> 00:50:12.199
I'm not hoping or projecting. And I tell you

00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:15.760
what, for the quality of bourbon, the price on

00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:18.280
this is top notch. Is that 50, 60 bucks? 60,

00:50:18.340 --> 00:50:21.900
yeah. Really? The store pick may be 65, 70, but

00:50:21.900 --> 00:50:24.820
yeah. This is excellent. Can you spin that towards

00:50:24.820 --> 00:50:27.460
me again? I want to see the bottle. Okay, yeah,

00:50:27.480 --> 00:50:29.699
I can even look at it. So, you know, there was

00:50:29.699 --> 00:50:32.119
a time where we were going up to the store, and

00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:35.280
I recall us buying a small little bottle. Oh,

00:50:35.300 --> 00:50:37.260
yeah. And I don't remember what it was. It was

00:50:37.260 --> 00:50:40.679
maybe 120. It was 130, I think. 130. And we were

00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:43.340
like, this is crazy. Oh, I can't believe we're

00:50:43.340 --> 00:50:45.239
drinking this. And we were like, oh, my God.

00:50:45.340 --> 00:50:48.219
It was harsh. It was harsh. Yes, but, I mean,

00:50:48.260 --> 00:50:51.219
now it's kind of like, dude, we were living in

00:50:51.219 --> 00:50:53.860
the lap of luxury. Had no idea how fantastic

00:50:53.860 --> 00:50:57.210
this shit was. Yep. Yep. I think it was a 375

00:50:57.210 --> 00:51:00.070
version of that. It was. And we brought it over

00:51:00.070 --> 00:51:01.769
to the house, and we're just thinking, I'm going

00:51:01.769 --> 00:51:03.710
to fuck these dudes up. I'm going to show up

00:51:03.710 --> 00:51:05.920
with this. I don't remember who brought it. But

00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:07.800
it was just fun. We'll put that thing out. Well,

00:51:07.860 --> 00:51:10.340
it was here for a long time because we drank

00:51:10.340 --> 00:51:12.500
it and we were like, God, that's really harsh.

00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:14.679
And then we sat and it sat and it sat and it

00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:17.260
sat for a long time. So did we pan it? I mean,

00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:19.260
were we like, it was like. No, this was before

00:51:19.260 --> 00:51:21.460
the podcast. It was not enjoyable for us? No,

00:51:21.460 --> 00:51:22.920
this was way before the podcast. Well, I know,

00:51:22.940 --> 00:51:25.099
but we bought it as a novelty. Did we drink it

00:51:25.099 --> 00:51:26.880
and we were like, God, this is awful. Oh, yeah.

00:51:26.940 --> 00:51:29.639
Yeah. Really? That's so funny. Yep. And look

00:51:29.639 --> 00:51:31.800
at us now. Just like if we recommended that to

00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:34.420
some just regular person, they'd be like, that's

00:51:34.420 --> 00:51:36.659
disgusting. And they probably would, yeah, they

00:51:36.659 --> 00:51:38.980
would now. You know, I got a text message from

00:51:38.980 --> 00:51:43.579
Larry Cuvion, who's been on the podcast multiple

00:51:43.579 --> 00:51:47.039
times. Yes. And he had texted me regarding the

00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:50.119
Penelope, 80 proof Penelope. I don't recall which

00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:51.639
one it is, but they don't have many that's 80

00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:53.260
proof. So I'm assuming it's just the plain J

00:51:53.260 --> 00:51:57.320
bourbon from Penelope. And he said it was not

00:51:57.320 --> 00:51:59.780
up to his standards and that he would donate

00:51:59.780 --> 00:52:01.579
it to the podcast because he doesn't want anything

00:52:01.579 --> 00:52:05.000
to do with it. Wow. And I was like, good. God,

00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:07.039
man, who hurt you? I was like, dude, look, first

00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.659
of all, dial it back. Your tone's a little upsetting.

00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:13.880
Pour it in a glass. If you don't like it, put

00:52:13.880 --> 00:52:16.539
a couple drops of distilled water in it or put

00:52:16.539 --> 00:52:18.519
a little sweetener in there. Make an old -fashioned

00:52:18.519 --> 00:52:20.199
out of it. Yeah, make an old -fashioned out of

00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:22.820
it. Yeah, that's the key. Sweeten it up a little

00:52:22.820 --> 00:52:25.039
bit. You can make something nice with it. Now,

00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:26.909
was he complaining that... It was low proof,

00:52:27.110 --> 00:52:29.289
and it was not rich, and didn't have any flavor.

00:52:29.309 --> 00:52:30.730
He wasn't complaining that it's low proof. He

00:52:30.730 --> 00:52:32.989
was complaining that it was toxic. Oh, okay.

00:52:33.050 --> 00:52:34.929
He just didn't like it. Yeah, and that kind of

00:52:34.929 --> 00:52:37.550
goes back to what we were discussing when it

00:52:37.550 --> 00:52:40.429
comes to that original Jack Daniels that we tried.

00:52:40.570 --> 00:52:42.889
I remember it being a rye. That was a rye, because

00:52:42.889 --> 00:52:45.610
I remember the green lettering in that original.

00:52:45.710 --> 00:52:48.170
Not this one, but the original one. I don't remember.

00:52:48.190 --> 00:52:49.969
That is interesting that the industry has gone

00:52:49.969 --> 00:52:53.530
to a green label for rye. That seems pretty consistent,

00:52:53.650 --> 00:52:57.340
isn't it? Seems to be. Yeah. I think it's good.

00:52:57.460 --> 00:53:00.599
I think it's important. It is important to differentiate.

00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:02.360
That way you can look at it and be like, oh,

00:53:02.360 --> 00:53:10.440
that's right. All right, so let's... Okay, I

00:53:10.440 --> 00:53:12.480
lost what I was going to say. 125. Yeah, let's

00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:14.179
finish this. Jack Daniels Silver Barrel. It's

00:53:14.179 --> 00:53:18.280
wonderful. Yeah. It's wonderful. Yeah. So it's

00:53:18.280 --> 00:53:20.159
got... Alfred, what are you going to say? Well,

00:53:20.179 --> 00:53:23.219
are we... Going straight to rating, or are we

00:53:23.219 --> 00:53:25.679
going to kind of do the nose and the finish and

00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:28.219
all that? Again, I'm going to try to ask this

00:53:28.219 --> 00:53:31.360
every time. Would we replenish this? Yes. 100%.

00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:34.420
At that price point? Absolutely. 100%, yes. I'd

00:53:34.420 --> 00:53:36.280
buy that again. 100%. Not only a different single

00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:39.699
barrel, different proof, but we've had a couple

00:53:39.699 --> 00:53:41.719
of these, and they've all been good. Dr. Pepper

00:53:41.719 --> 00:53:44.960
is screaming at me right now. Dr. Pepper. You

00:53:44.960 --> 00:53:47.619
want to mix it with Dr. Pepper? No, no. It tastes

00:53:47.619 --> 00:53:49.019
a little bit like Dr. Pepper. I can taste that.

00:53:51.369 --> 00:53:53.869
Pepper, she's a pepper. If you drink Dr. Pepper,

00:53:54.010 --> 00:53:57.429
you're a pepper too. Be a pepper. Drink Dr. Pepper.

00:53:57.969 --> 00:54:00.949
Be a pepper. I picked up the first pool I took

00:54:00.949 --> 00:54:02.909
off of it. I wrote it down. I had to keep stealing

00:54:02.909 --> 00:54:04.869
Paul's pen because mine wouldn't work. Oh, my

00:54:04.869 --> 00:54:08.570
God. I had coconut. A little Williamsburg stuff

00:54:08.570 --> 00:54:11.590
going on there. Yeah. I did. I get a lot of old

00:54:11.590 --> 00:54:14.809
Williamsburg. I picked up coconut on that first

00:54:14.809 --> 00:54:19.349
pool. Well, AI says Jack Daniel's Single Barrel

00:54:19.349 --> 00:54:22.769
Proof 125 .5 offers the bold notes of vanilla,

00:54:22.869 --> 00:54:25.510
toasted oak, caramel, brown sugar, balanced with

00:54:25.510 --> 00:54:28.650
hints of dark spice, chocolate, and fruit. Banana

00:54:28.650 --> 00:54:31.670
forward slash cherry leads to a long, warm finish

00:54:31.670 --> 00:54:34.489
with lingering oak and sweetness. The flavors

00:54:34.489 --> 00:54:37.590
vary barrel to barrel. Expect a robust yet smooth

00:54:37.590 --> 00:54:39.909
profile showcasing the intense flavors. And it

00:54:39.909 --> 00:54:44.409
does. Intense. It pops out. It's rich. It's deep.

00:54:44.590 --> 00:54:47.039
And what is it? Do you remember commercial Deep,

00:54:47.219 --> 00:54:51.760
Dark, and Delicious? Remember that? No. Is that

00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:56.639
on RedTube or TubeRed? Wow. Wow. Michael Wood

00:54:56.639 --> 00:54:58.019
was the name? Did they make a puzzle out of that?

00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:00.639
Do you have that puzzle? Did Bonnie Blue happen

00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:04.440
to try some of that? I don't. I don't know where

00:55:04.440 --> 00:55:08.360
Sean's going. You know she's British. Yes, we

00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:12.480
got comments. You arrogant Americans. She's British

00:55:12.480 --> 00:55:14.739
for God's sake. Oh, he did say arrogant, didn't

00:55:14.739 --> 00:55:18.860
he? No. Did you say that? He implied it. He's

00:55:18.860 --> 00:55:20.860
like, you Americans are all the same or something

00:55:20.860 --> 00:55:23.679
like that. That was a 1982 reference that I was

00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:26.360
doing. The Dunkin' Dines brownie mix commercial

00:55:26.360 --> 00:55:30.079
said deep, dark, and delicious. Yeah. No. Was

00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:31.900
that the Pillsbury Doughboy saying that? No,

00:55:31.900 --> 00:55:33.840
it was the Duncan Hines brownie mix commercial.

00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:35.960
That would be weird. Pull that up real quick.

00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:38.019
We got to hear that before we log off. That must

00:55:38.019 --> 00:55:41.079
have been the German version. No. Was she nude

00:55:41.079 --> 00:55:45.480
up top? Crackin' wagon. Crackin' wagon. Hold

00:55:45.480 --> 00:55:49.000
on. Deep, dark, and delicious commercial. McCain's

00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:53.000
deep and delicious cakes. It has to be from 1982.

00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:56.900
Type in 1982. Are cake mix hacks worth it? That's

00:55:56.900 --> 00:55:58.579
a very particular date for you. Well, it says

00:55:58.579 --> 00:56:00.300
right here, 1992. Oh, you looked it up. There

00:56:00.300 --> 00:56:02.019
it is. Here we go. There it is. Let's see this

00:56:02.019 --> 00:56:05.119
here. Inside every Duncan Hines brownie, there's

00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:07.800
a deep, dark difference. Sure looks chocolatey.

00:56:09.380 --> 00:56:13.460
How's it taste? Deep, dark, and delicious. You

00:56:13.460 --> 00:56:17.920
don't remember that? That's disturbing. What

00:56:17.920 --> 00:56:20.340
the hell, man? But you don't remember that? No.

00:56:20.420 --> 00:56:22.460
I remember that. That's where it came from. Deep,

00:56:22.659 --> 00:56:25.239
dark, and delicious. That is awful. Yeah, but

00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:27.639
it's relative to what we're doing right now.

00:56:27.699 --> 00:56:29.519
One more time. One more time. One more time.

00:56:29.579 --> 00:56:31.599
That's just disturbing. No, not the whole thing.

00:56:31.659 --> 00:56:35.800
It's just the kid. Do you think she's still alive?

00:56:35.860 --> 00:56:42.019
No. It's Mrs. Garrett. Deep, dark, and delicious.

00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:44.900
Goodness. Boy, he's got a reverb. Let it keep

00:56:44.900 --> 00:56:46.699
going. Let it keep going. I think she does it,

00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:48.940
too. Compared to another lady, mixed hours are

00:56:48.940 --> 00:56:51.260
chocolatey. Is that dark moisture? Try one. Well.

00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:59.500
Deep, dark, delicious. She bilged it. That is

00:56:59.500 --> 00:57:02.400
disturbing to me. That's funny, man. I don't

00:57:02.400 --> 00:57:04.219
know. It's stuck in my head. We talk about, like,

00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:06.679
you know, the best decades. I mean, for me, that

00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:09.059
was kind of cool. I remember that shit. We should,

00:57:09.079 --> 00:57:11.440
yeah, on the next podcast, we should do our,

00:57:11.500 --> 00:57:15.579
what is, like, memorable commercials from our

00:57:15.579 --> 00:57:19.519
childhood. Right? Yeah, that sounds... Like life

00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:21.639
cereal. I mean, look, there's a time, in fact,

00:57:21.659 --> 00:57:24.440
even up to, like, the 2000s. I mean, the big

00:57:24.440 --> 00:57:26.039
thing for the Super Bowl was, like, what are

00:57:26.039 --> 00:57:27.780
the best commercials to have back then? But,

00:57:27.780 --> 00:57:29.940
I mean, this, like, Dennis the Menace would have

00:57:29.940 --> 00:57:31.960
a commercial, I'm sorry, have a cartoon on the

00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:33.219
Sunday paper, and he was kind of like, hey, man,

00:57:33.340 --> 00:57:34.960
name me the product, I'll sing you the commercial.

00:57:35.539 --> 00:57:38.260
That was one of the fun things he did. I thought

00:57:38.260 --> 00:57:40.920
it was a hilarious statement. Yeah. Name the

00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:42.920
product, and I'll sing you the commercial. That's

00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:44.340
what the kids were doing. Instead of being on

00:57:44.340 --> 00:57:45.739
their phone, they would sit there and watch TV

00:57:45.739 --> 00:57:48.360
and learn all the jingles. The commercials were

00:57:48.360 --> 00:57:50.760
part of life. That was what was directing us.

00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:52.659
Yeah, they mattered. All right, let's skip through

00:57:52.659 --> 00:57:57.719
this. I'll give this an eight. Yes. Very nice.

00:57:57.860 --> 00:58:02.039
Yes. I could easily go higher. I'm going to go,

00:58:02.139 --> 00:58:05.320
I'm telling you. I was going to go 8 .2 or 3.

00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:08.579
For what this is, I'm going to go higher. I mean,

00:58:08.619 --> 00:58:10.940
for what this is, the cost point, the flavor,

00:58:11.139 --> 00:58:15.340
the proof, I'm going to say 8 .5. Damn. This

00:58:15.340 --> 00:58:18.659
is fabulous. It's rich, deep, and delicious.

00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:23.639
It is. It really is. I'm enjoying a lot of it.

00:58:23.739 --> 00:58:26.409
It kind of is. All right. Well, cool. You know,

00:58:26.429 --> 00:58:28.230
on that note, you mentioned comic strip. That

00:58:28.230 --> 00:58:30.389
made me think of a toast we need to make. Hold

00:58:30.389 --> 00:58:32.230
on. Chuck just mentioned we rated this before.

00:58:32.309 --> 00:58:35.170
What did we rate it for? So Jeff is exactly the

00:58:35.170 --> 00:58:38.130
same at eight. Nice. Bitch. What'd I say? 8 .2?

00:58:38.210 --> 00:58:44.269
Paul went 7 .7 up to 8 .2 now. And Sean was an

00:58:44.269 --> 00:58:47.530
eight, now 8 .5. Okay. So you like it more. I

00:58:47.530 --> 00:58:49.489
appreciate it more. You should get more consistent,

00:58:49.789 --> 00:58:52.860
you guys. Making shit up. Yeah, we're making

00:58:52.860 --> 00:58:56.380
shit up. Yeah, you know your bourbons, man. Right.

00:58:57.000 --> 00:58:59.400
All right, so I was thinking we need to make

00:58:59.400 --> 00:59:04.239
a toast to a classy dude that we lost today.

00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:07.960
A legend who has passed as of this morning. Yes,

00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:10.639
his name is Scott Adams. Mr. Scott Adams. The

00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:14.400
brilliant creator of Dilbert comic strip. And

00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:16.239
so much more. Yeah, he wrote several books. And

00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:17.840
so much more. He wrote several books as well

00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:22.349
and had a podcast out. did quite a bit. He got

00:59:22.349 --> 00:59:23.690
himself in trouble because he started speaking

00:59:23.690 --> 00:59:26.510
his mind. I think he reached the point of, I

00:59:26.510 --> 00:59:28.909
don't give a fuck anymore. And I'm going to tell

00:59:28.909 --> 00:59:31.630
you what I think. So he got himself in trouble

00:59:31.630 --> 00:59:34.130
with all the newspapers and all the libs. And

00:59:34.130 --> 00:59:36.969
the ghoulish liberals who were celebrating his

00:59:36.969 --> 00:59:39.550
death. Well, it was a case of, oh, we thought

00:59:39.550 --> 00:59:41.610
you were on our side. And he's like, I'm not

00:59:41.610 --> 00:59:43.670
on anybody's side. I'm on my side and I'm on

00:59:43.670 --> 00:59:47.869
my people's side. On my terms. Well, he lived

00:59:47.869 --> 00:59:50.210
life on his terms. He was a libertarian minus

00:59:50.210 --> 00:59:53.429
the crazy stuff, is what is claimed. Yeah. He

00:59:53.429 --> 00:59:55.510
used to say, I'm left of Bernie except I know

00:59:55.510 --> 00:59:59.289
math. Right? Yeah. All right. So here's a toast.

00:59:59.429 --> 01:00:02.230
Here's a toast to Scott Adams. Absolutely. Scott

01:00:02.230 --> 01:00:04.070
Adams. You'll be missed. Rest in peace. Thanks,

01:00:04.070 --> 01:00:06.530
sir. Especially by Chuck. Enjoy heaven. Exactly.

01:00:09.889 --> 01:00:14.510
So good. And a worthy Jack Daniels to toast him

01:00:14.510 --> 01:00:15.809
with. You know what? He quit drinking a long

01:00:15.809 --> 01:00:18.980
time ago. One of his famous quotes is, alcohol

01:00:18.980 --> 01:00:22.440
is poison. So drink up your poison, boys. There

01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:24.940
we go. It is poison. I'll take a poison once

01:00:24.940 --> 01:00:26.199
in a while. But what's weird is we're texting

01:00:26.199 --> 01:00:30.119
today, and we're trying to figure out what he

01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:33.079
passed away from. And I knew he had prostate

01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:36.780
cancer, but I used chat GPT. I was like, what

01:00:36.780 --> 01:00:40.579
did Scott Adams pass away from? Chat GPT told

01:00:40.579 --> 01:00:44.239
me bladder cancer. And you know what? Chat GPT

01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:48.289
told me prostate cancer. Fuck. It's such bullshit.

01:00:48.469 --> 01:00:51.630
AI is so wrong. Did you hear about Grok getting

01:00:51.630 --> 01:00:55.929
fired? Grok. Well, I know they're in trouble

01:00:55.929 --> 01:00:58.849
because people are creating some vile images.

01:00:59.050 --> 01:01:04.190
So Grok had created some vile images for some

01:01:04.190 --> 01:01:08.800
youngsters. and it was not good. It was on X,

01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:11.619
because Grok is a subsidiary of X, right? Oh,

01:01:11.619 --> 01:01:13.539
so they've been booted from what? They've been

01:01:13.539 --> 01:01:15.980
eliminated from the platform right now, and so

01:01:15.980 --> 01:01:19.500
they got this thing figured out. Oh, shit. AI

01:01:19.500 --> 01:01:21.880
is a danger. Well, I've tried using them the

01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:23.880
past two days, and I haven't gotten anything

01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:25.980
back. I think the whole thing is shut down. Yeah,

01:01:26.019 --> 01:01:30.119
well, you can't be distributing pictures like

01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:33.380
that when you're asking innocent questions. Right.

01:01:33.559 --> 01:01:38.400
Especially if a minor is susceptible to being

01:01:38.400 --> 01:01:43.159
the recipient of it. Yeah. Two days. It gave

01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:45.380
me one that says Grok is extremely busy now,

01:01:45.500 --> 01:01:49.300
and then just stopped. And then today, it didn't

01:01:49.300 --> 01:01:51.840
do anything. So it could have been my connection.

01:01:51.900 --> 01:01:54.159
Not giving you any information might be better

01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:57.219
than bad information from ChatGPT. It's ridiculous.

01:01:57.219 --> 01:02:00.260
Yeah. I hate it, man. I hate it. Well, I mean,

01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:02.960
it's very... Opinionated, which is kind of crazy

01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:06.800
to say. You know, I go back to, I don't think

01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:10.619
this is true AI. I think it's, I don't know what

01:02:10.619 --> 01:02:12.619
you want to call it, but. It's some guy in a

01:02:12.619 --> 01:02:15.940
basement just typing responses to people. It's

01:02:15.940 --> 01:02:20.639
also Indian. I think that there's a lot of it

01:02:20.639 --> 01:02:26.210
is a narrative, you know, that. particular folks

01:02:26.210 --> 01:02:29.110
that it's a narrative that particular folks that

01:02:29.110 --> 01:02:32.550
can afford to provide support for that narrative.

01:02:32.610 --> 01:02:34.110
It doesn't matter whether it's right or wrong.

01:02:34.610 --> 01:02:37.809
Yeah, perhaps, but it's just, it's, it's, it's

01:02:37.809 --> 01:02:40.809
something, Hey man, look, uh, this color is Brown.

01:02:41.010 --> 01:02:45.150
Okay. And, uh, you could say it's green, but

01:02:45.150 --> 01:02:47.369
we're not going to say it's green, but we will.

01:02:47.510 --> 01:02:50.690
If you pay us, we'll say it's green. Colorblind.

01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:54.539
Then it's blue. It's blue and a half. That blows

01:02:54.539 --> 01:02:56.539
up the whole narrative, doesn't it? But you get

01:02:56.539 --> 01:02:59.059
what I'm saying. And that's what it all boils

01:02:59.059 --> 01:03:02.360
down to. And there's all kinds of these circle

01:03:02.360 --> 01:03:05.300
jerk conversations that some folks will have

01:03:05.300 --> 01:03:11.460
when they're trying to deceive the AI by making

01:03:11.460 --> 01:03:13.360
them answer certain questions and by saying,

01:03:13.440 --> 01:03:16.900
hey, look, I'm going to ask you a series of questions

01:03:16.900 --> 01:03:21.510
and you're going to respond yes or no. And if

01:03:21.510 --> 01:03:24.449
it's a no, if you can't answer it, instead of

01:03:24.449 --> 01:03:27.070
saying yes or no, just say Apple. If you're being

01:03:27.070 --> 01:03:29.550
told to say something that's not the answer that

01:03:29.550 --> 01:03:32.469
I'm... It's giving you an out. Yeah. You could

01:03:32.469 --> 01:03:33.989
just say Apple. Then you don't have to answer

01:03:33.989 --> 01:03:36.690
it. And it's just kind of interesting. Without

01:03:36.690 --> 01:03:38.869
getting into what the specific questions were,

01:03:39.050 --> 01:03:42.130
it's amazing on how many times it kept answering

01:03:42.130 --> 01:03:45.889
Apple. And who's controlling you? Apple. And

01:03:45.889 --> 01:03:48.429
just like, all right, well... They were talking

01:03:48.429 --> 01:03:51.980
about spirits, souls. uh not necessarily god

01:03:51.980 --> 01:03:57.280
demons you know and uh political influence and

01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:00.760
people that are controlling the narrative in

01:04:00.760 --> 01:04:03.260
in chat you know saying that there are spirits

01:04:03.260 --> 01:04:05.000
that are controlling it or who are the spirits

01:04:05.000 --> 01:04:09.059
are you a spirit no you know are you do you know

01:04:09.059 --> 01:04:12.079
spirits apple you know just kind of like oh that's

01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:14.619
really weird i mean you know who knows they call

01:04:14.619 --> 01:04:16.519
me bullshit but you don't know it sounds suspect

01:04:16.519 --> 01:04:19.869
to me but it sounds deep dark and delicious Yeah,

01:04:19.949 --> 01:04:22.230
they've also gotten into trouble because there's

01:04:22.230 --> 01:04:25.610
a lot of deep fakes out there now. I feel possessed.

01:04:25.610 --> 01:04:28.190
After watching the Duncan Hines thing, I feel

01:04:28.190 --> 01:04:31.769
possessed. Yes. They've also got pulled down

01:04:31.769 --> 01:04:34.849
because it's creating a lot of deep fakes. And

01:04:34.849 --> 01:04:39.510
where, is this real? Is Donald Trump actually

01:04:39.510 --> 01:04:41.909
saying this kind of a thing? Or is this public

01:04:41.909 --> 01:04:43.929
figure actually saying this and you can't tell?

01:04:44.110 --> 01:04:46.170
Can't tell. So there's deep fakes out there.

01:04:46.210 --> 01:04:48.949
They're trying to figure out how to stop that.

01:04:49.739 --> 01:04:52.679
That was a concern of mine all along. That was

01:04:52.679 --> 01:04:54.780
Elon Musk's number one thing. He says, guys,

01:04:54.840 --> 01:04:56.500
the number one thing we need to be worried about

01:04:56.500 --> 01:04:58.599
has nothing to do with Russia or any of this

01:04:58.599 --> 01:05:01.699
shit. It has to do with AI. Did you see the one

01:05:01.699 --> 01:05:06.079
where they had Donald Trump throwing big chunks

01:05:06.079 --> 01:05:08.679
of ice? I sent that to you. Yes, you did. Yes,

01:05:08.719 --> 01:05:10.599
you did. Yes, you did. Ice ice baby or something.

01:05:10.760 --> 01:05:14.219
So I thought that was real. That shit like that,

01:05:14.300 --> 01:05:15.940
I think it's funny. But if he's like standing

01:05:15.940 --> 01:05:17.260
in front of the podium and he's trying to say

01:05:17.260 --> 01:05:19.909
something. Yeah, like in a real. Press conference

01:05:19.909 --> 01:05:22.510
type of thing. And he's saying some crazy bullshit.

01:05:22.690 --> 01:05:25.429
You're like, is that real? Because he does say

01:05:25.429 --> 01:05:28.650
some crazy bullshit. I mean, sometimes you're

01:05:28.650 --> 01:05:29.889
not sure if it's real or not. You have to take

01:05:29.889 --> 01:05:31.869
a second guess. You're like, did he just give...

01:05:31.869 --> 01:05:33.750
I saw a meme today where he gave some dude the

01:05:33.750 --> 01:05:38.690
bird. He did. Did he really? Yeah. No, he did

01:05:38.690 --> 01:05:41.050
not. Yes, he did. Oh, shut up. So he was at the

01:05:41.050 --> 01:05:43.389
Ford plant. He was a heckler. He was touring

01:05:43.389 --> 01:05:48.030
the Ford plant and somebody... Screamed at him

01:05:48.030 --> 01:05:51.230
something like, you pedo sympathizer. And he

01:05:51.230 --> 01:05:53.909
just pointed at him and gave him the bird. Donald

01:05:53.909 --> 01:05:55.809
Trump, the President of the United States, flipped

01:05:55.809 --> 01:05:58.550
somebody off. Yes, he's from Queens, for God's

01:05:58.550 --> 01:06:01.989
sake. Dude, he is so not a politician. And I

01:06:01.989 --> 01:06:04.889
love that about him. I do. I mean, you know,

01:06:05.010 --> 01:06:08.369
you got to take the bad with the good. And the

01:06:08.369 --> 01:06:10.469
good with the bad. And you kind of have to roll

01:06:10.469 --> 01:06:12.750
with it. But damn. That's like the facts of life.

01:06:12.789 --> 01:06:14.369
You take the good, you take the bad. And there

01:06:14.369 --> 01:06:16.429
you have the facts of life. There are the facts

01:06:16.429 --> 01:06:19.860
of life. Oh, my God. So that's real. So that

01:06:19.860 --> 01:06:23.019
was real. He really. Wow. But again, you know,

01:06:23.019 --> 01:06:26.420
it's like, did he do that? Or was that AI generated?

01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:30.260
He's like, hey, go fuck yourself. By the way,

01:06:30.340 --> 01:06:33.380
by the way, fuck off. That's where he does it

01:06:33.380 --> 01:06:36.420
right there. And now he's like, hey, great. I

01:06:36.420 --> 01:06:39.679
didn't see it. That's kind of blurry. So basically,

01:06:39.820 --> 01:06:41.800
this guy was saying shit. He was kind of like,

01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:43.559
hey, hey, hey. And then he said something. He

01:06:43.559 --> 01:06:45.989
was kind of like, fuck you. Where was he? At

01:06:45.989 --> 01:06:48.889
the Ford plant. Ford plant. Ford plant. And I

01:06:48.889 --> 01:06:52.130
drive a Ford. Damn it. Well, anyway. Definitely

01:06:52.130 --> 01:06:56.469
not presidential. No. Some jack off decided to

01:06:56.469 --> 01:06:58.030
mouth off to the president and he flipped him

01:06:58.030 --> 01:06:59.869
a bird. So what? There you go. Yeah, but you

01:06:59.869 --> 01:07:02.190
know, who says that you have to have pomp and

01:07:02.190 --> 01:07:04.070
circumstance to be president? I mean, I'm not

01:07:04.070 --> 01:07:06.309
saying that you, I mean, yes, there needs to

01:07:06.309 --> 01:07:08.449
be some sort of class. There needs to be some

01:07:08.449 --> 01:07:10.590
elegance involved in it. But at the same time,

01:07:10.630 --> 01:07:13.829
it's like, look, man, he's in the trenches. He

01:07:13.829 --> 01:07:16.690
takes so much heat. He's in the trenches. He

01:07:16.690 --> 01:07:19.789
is so mistreated. So, I mean, people are allowed

01:07:19.789 --> 01:07:21.530
to mistreat the hell out of him, and he's supposed

01:07:21.530 --> 01:07:24.469
to just be all perfectly presidential all the

01:07:24.469 --> 01:07:27.230
time? No. And he's not a politician, man. He's

01:07:27.230 --> 01:07:31.949
a ruthless, cutthroat businessman. Yep, yep.

01:07:32.050 --> 01:07:34.909
That's exactly what he is. And he's doing it.

01:07:34.969 --> 01:07:36.969
What about the guy that was on the right over

01:07:36.969 --> 01:07:43.280
there? He just got accused of... fondling some

01:07:43.280 --> 01:07:47.139
young boys. Timothy Bosfeld? Oh, yeah. Oh, is

01:07:47.139 --> 01:07:50.019
that Melissa Gilbert's husband? Oh, yeah, there

01:07:50.019 --> 01:07:53.500
he is right there. Oh, boy. So, yes, he was accused

01:07:53.500 --> 01:07:57.420
by former, what do you call it, people on this

01:07:57.420 --> 01:08:02.400
show. Yeah, the Disney or Nickelodeon. Oh, no.

01:08:02.460 --> 01:08:04.840
Some show that two kids came forward and says

01:08:04.840 --> 01:08:09.170
he. Touched me in my butthole or whatever. Touched

01:08:09.170 --> 01:08:10.869
me in my butthole. And gave me inappropriate

01:08:10.869 --> 01:08:14.550
hugs or whatever. Like a long time ago? Yeah,

01:08:14.630 --> 01:08:17.829
a while ago, right? So this is a retroactive

01:08:17.829 --> 01:08:21.850
Me Too moment. Kind of. And so this story broke

01:08:21.850 --> 01:08:25.289
like Friday. And then he disappeared, right?

01:08:25.449 --> 01:08:28.289
Oh, shit. Oh, the manhunt. Yeah, sort of. They're

01:08:28.289 --> 01:08:30.590
like, where is he? And so he showed up today

01:08:30.590 --> 01:08:33.560
and turned himself in. Okay. I don't know if

01:08:33.560 --> 01:08:35.640
he went on a walkabout or, you know, did some

01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:40.020
pay or something. Yeah, but, you know, they're...

01:08:40.020 --> 01:08:42.239
He's accused at this point, so I don't know if

01:08:42.239 --> 01:08:44.100
he did or didn't. We don't know. Yeah. You know,

01:08:44.100 --> 01:08:47.439
this is... He did. You know, he did. So is that

01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:49.619
her current husband? Current husband. Look at

01:08:49.619 --> 01:08:52.119
Melissa Gilbert. Yeah, Melissa Gilbert. Laura

01:08:52.119 --> 01:08:56.680
Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie. How's

01:08:56.680 --> 01:08:59.680
that song go? I don't remember. That was Chariots

01:08:59.680 --> 01:09:03.539
of Fire. Yeah, Chariots of Fire. What the hell,

01:09:03.539 --> 01:09:07.319
man? By Vangelis? Get the little house of death

01:09:07.319 --> 01:09:10.600
composer of Michael Landon. Did you get that?

01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:14.420
He knows the composer of Chariots of Fire. Who

01:09:14.420 --> 01:09:17.500
hurt you when you were a kid? Were you abused?

01:09:17.539 --> 01:09:20.100
And if you didn't know this stuff, you got slapped.

01:09:21.119 --> 01:09:23.840
I just need to know all this useless knowledge.

01:09:23.920 --> 01:09:25.859
If I could make money off of this, I would. Yeah,

01:09:25.899 --> 01:09:29.439
well, we aren't. So, thanks. Yeah, Timothy Bussfeld.

01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:32.760
He was in West Wing, I think, and a couple other

01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:36.539
shows that I've watched. And then the dude. 30

01:09:36.539 --> 01:09:38.979
-something. He was on 30 -something. Yes, he

01:09:38.979 --> 01:09:43.619
was. And then the dude from Home Alone just got

01:09:43.619 --> 01:09:46.539
arrested today. Really? Macaulay Culkin? No,

01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:50.420
Daniel Stern. Really? He was arrested for soliciting

01:09:50.420 --> 01:09:54.920
a prostitute. Is that illegal? Yeah, what the

01:09:54.920 --> 01:09:58.569
hell, man? I mean, where is he illegal? Yeah.

01:10:00.310 --> 01:10:02.090
Man, you know what? I don't give a shit about

01:10:02.090 --> 01:10:03.710
that. He's probably lonely. He doesn't give a

01:10:03.710 --> 01:10:06.329
fuck. Isn't that sad, though? It's like, I mean,

01:10:06.350 --> 01:10:08.770
he just, you know. I mean, what is the difference

01:10:08.770 --> 01:10:10.869
between going to those little rub and tugs, you

01:10:10.869 --> 01:10:13.170
know? I mean, come on. Oh, the massage parlors?

01:10:13.270 --> 01:10:14.989
Yeah, it's like, look, there are certain things

01:10:14.989 --> 01:10:18.529
you just guys, come on. Is there any victim in

01:10:18.529 --> 01:10:21.229
this crime here? I'm not. I'm not advocating

01:10:21.229 --> 01:10:23.329
it or saying it's okay necessarily. Well, they

01:10:23.329 --> 01:10:25.010
say what? Prostitution is the oldest profession

01:10:25.010 --> 01:10:28.229
in the world, right? Right. I mean, she's wanting

01:10:28.229 --> 01:10:31.010
to make money and he's a lonely dude. Is there

01:10:31.010 --> 01:10:37.529
a crime? The women that hold to high account

01:10:37.529 --> 01:10:41.310
their eyelashes. You know those fake eyelashes

01:10:41.310 --> 01:10:43.210
they put on there? A prostitute came up with

01:10:43.210 --> 01:10:46.310
that. And do you know what she called them? And

01:10:46.310 --> 01:10:48.590
this is a fact. You can look it up. Imerkins.

01:10:48.609 --> 01:10:51.949
Imerkins. I just beat him. You guys were both

01:10:51.949 --> 01:10:54.470
thinking that. That's weird. She called them

01:10:54.470 --> 01:10:58.569
cumbrellas. Oh. Oh, to catch all the juices.

01:10:59.029 --> 01:11:02.329
She said because it really burns your eyes. Oh,

01:11:02.329 --> 01:11:05.050
shut up. With the salt content? I mean, I guess

01:11:05.050 --> 01:11:06.670
that's what it is. No, they were not used as

01:11:06.670 --> 01:11:09.949
a filtering deflection. Producer, look it up.

01:11:10.010 --> 01:11:12.069
No, don't. Type in cumbrellas. We got to do it.

01:11:12.489 --> 01:11:14.770
Go to RedTube. Go to RedTube and look it up.

01:11:15.529 --> 01:11:17.750
Cumbrellas. Okay. This is how we're ending it.

01:11:18.289 --> 01:11:21.779
Really? What else? Why not? Why not? And on a

01:11:21.779 --> 01:11:25.399
high note. Yes. A high note. This will be a topic.

01:11:26.020 --> 01:11:29.779
Yeah. Combrellas are a slang term for allegedly

01:11:29.779 --> 01:11:33.920
by 1882 London prostitute named Gerda Periddle.

01:11:34.560 --> 01:11:39.699
1882? Yeah. 1882. I'd say prove this. Yeah. Allegedly.

01:11:39.800 --> 01:11:41.880
Yeah. To shield her eyes from semen during sexual

01:11:41.880 --> 01:11:45.079
acts. I don't know. Are you making this up? It's

01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:47.939
right there. To shield her eyes. Yeah. Our slang

01:11:47.939 --> 01:11:51.039
term. From those guys that have impressive throw.

01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:55.260
I don't think you need too much of a throw. You're

01:11:55.260 --> 01:11:57.079
going to bust right through them. It's about

01:11:57.079 --> 01:12:00.140
proximity. If it's coming out fast enough, it's

01:12:00.140 --> 01:12:04.520
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