WEBVTT 00:00:10.650 --> 00:00:17.190 Merry Christmas. Get those things wrapped around 00:00:17.190 --> 00:00:19.449 your ears. There you go. Man, I'm low. You got 00:00:19.449 --> 00:00:22.289 to put them around your ears like your old girlfriend. 00:00:23.649 --> 00:00:27.149 Is that something? It's not something. At least 00:00:27.149 --> 00:00:30.530 it wasn't when I was growing up. Okay, actually, 00:00:30.589 --> 00:00:33.049 it wasn't for me either. What's going on? What 00:00:33.049 --> 00:00:35.030 are you looking at over there? Well, I see a 00:00:35.030 --> 00:00:38.380 lot of Sean and... Not the same amount of Jeff. 00:00:39.140 --> 00:00:40.840 Well, we're just going to have to get over that. 00:00:41.020 --> 00:00:46.159 Okay. You can edit that. What happened to Sean? 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:49.579 Yeah, he was here. I took him out. I can still 00:00:49.579 --> 00:00:51.460 hear him, but I just can't see him. All right, 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:52.820 this is the second half of the Dudes Like Us 00:00:52.820 --> 00:00:55.320 podcast. It's fucking Christmas time, isn't it? 00:00:55.539 --> 00:00:57.420 Yes, it is. We're what? How many hours away from 00:00:57.420 --> 00:01:02.640 Christmas Eve? 43. 43 hours? I have no idea. 00:01:02.820 --> 00:01:05.920 I thought you were the mathlete. Mathlete? Yeah. 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:09.859 Not when it comes to time. Well, you know, maybe 00:01:09.859 --> 00:01:12.780 we should just celebrate pre -celebration of 00:01:12.780 --> 00:01:14.480 Christmas. How about that? How do you do that? 00:01:14.980 --> 00:01:18.799 I think we should sing something. Such as? He 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:35.920 sang that last time. Now we know that Christmas 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:39.239 will be green and bright. The sun will shine 00:01:39.239 --> 00:01:43.640 by day and all the stars by night. Alekalikimaka 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:48.810 is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas. To you, 00:01:48.810 --> 00:01:54.049 Jeff. To Jeff. Jeff. To Jeff. All right. That 00:01:54.049 --> 00:01:56.269 is Jeff's favorite Hawaiian song, everybody. 00:01:56.469 --> 00:01:58.170 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas folk song. That 00:01:58.170 --> 00:02:02.390 is the true nature. It just captures Christmas. 00:02:02.810 --> 00:02:04.569 Negative. How does that make you feel? Tell us 00:02:04.569 --> 00:02:05.530 how that makes you feel. It does not make me 00:02:05.530 --> 00:02:07.170 feel anything. Oh, my God. You went to Hawaii 00:02:07.170 --> 00:02:10.199 this year. Did you not? I did. Last Christmas. 00:02:10.259 --> 00:02:14.000 Last December. Oh. Last Christmas. He went to 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.699 Hawaii. And he. Come on. That is not a Christmas 00:02:17.699 --> 00:02:19.680 song to me. Ran a marathon. This is coming from 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:21.539 someone that says Die Hard's a Christmas song. 00:02:21.539 --> 00:02:22.719 It is. What do you mean it's not a Christmas 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.520 song? They say Christmas in it. So what? It's 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:28.840 the Hawaiian Christmas Day. So what? Yeah. I'd 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:31.340 never heard that song before you guys were singing 00:02:31.340 --> 00:02:35.250 it. It was Bing Crosby. Is it Crosby? Crosby 00:02:35.250 --> 00:02:38.150 with an R. It's Crosby. No, it's Crosby. Oh, 00:02:38.250 --> 00:02:41.849 I was like... No, that is... For me personally, 00:02:41.969 --> 00:02:43.629 it is for you guys. For me, it is not a Christmas 00:02:43.629 --> 00:02:46.710 song. I mean, it is. Bing, he was the master. 00:02:46.770 --> 00:02:49.069 Oh, he was. He has a lot of them. But for me, 00:02:49.069 --> 00:02:51.210 that is not a Christmas song. What is your favorite 00:02:51.210 --> 00:02:54.189 Christmas song? Do you have one? No, not really. 00:02:54.430 --> 00:02:57.150 Yes, you do. Come on. I mean, so when you think... 00:02:57.150 --> 00:03:00.729 Jingle Bells. Oh, come on. How boring. Did you 00:03:00.729 --> 00:03:04.860 hear the controversy around that? No. It is supposedly, 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:09.039 was it Joy Reid has said that it is a racist 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:12.340 song. Of course she did. And actually the truth 00:03:12.340 --> 00:03:14.479 behind it, because it was on The Five, they did 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:18.159 some research, and actually it's from when they 00:03:18.159 --> 00:03:21.759 did The Menstruals back in the... Oh, yeah. There's 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:25.099 been several things that link back to that. And 00:03:25.099 --> 00:03:27.120 they said it actually wasn't even a Christmas 00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:31.680 song. It was making fun of the Negro in wintertime. 00:03:32.479 --> 00:03:35.500 Oh. Fine, we won't sing that one. How about a 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:38.539 different one? Well, let's sing a non -racist 00:03:38.539 --> 00:03:41.219 Christmas song. It tended to lampoon. According 00:03:41.219 --> 00:03:43.919 to research by Boston University Theater historian 00:03:43.919 --> 00:03:47.520 Kena Hamill, the song emerged from a performance 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:50.460 tradition that lampooned black people's participation 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:53.639 in winter activities, often depicting them as 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:57.520 behaving foolishly, grotesquely, and incompetently. 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:00.780 Yeah. I don't believe that for a second. I think 00:04:00.780 --> 00:04:04.560 it's far from my favorite song anyway. Here's 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:06.240 the difference. It's not my favorite. The difference 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:09.919 is that that was the intention back then. It's 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:12.919 not now. It is now. Nobody even knows that. I 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:14.840 know. I didn't know either until I saw the news. 00:04:15.530 --> 00:04:18.290 two days ago. And what would be the motivation 00:04:18.290 --> 00:04:21.209 of somebody to bring up something historical 00:04:21.209 --> 00:04:24.490 like that when nobody knows, nobody cares, nobody 00:04:24.490 --> 00:04:26.389 even thinks about that kind of stuff? What would 00:04:26.389 --> 00:04:28.050 be the motivation for somebody to bring that 00:04:28.050 --> 00:04:29.790 up? It's a gotcha moment by The View. Just another 00:04:29.790 --> 00:04:32.990 fat -tard moment. I think it was Joy Reid, I 00:04:32.990 --> 00:04:35.870 think. It's a reason to be divisive. And we don't, 00:04:35.870 --> 00:04:38.550 this is not a season to be divisive. Well, it's 00:04:38.550 --> 00:04:41.009 just like the come in, baby, it's cold outside. 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:44.040 where they've made that such a stink. I love 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:47.079 that song. I like that song. And they've made 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:49.839 such a stink about it, but then you have wet 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:53.060 -ass pussy come out, and they're giving Grammys 00:04:53.060 --> 00:04:56.240 to that. Yeah, that part, I got to tell you, 00:04:56.279 --> 00:05:00.060 that is just rancid, that song. The comparison, 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:03.879 and it frustrates me. You know, you've got these 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:07.300 new artists, not newer, a newer, up -to -age 00:05:07.300 --> 00:05:11.139 artist, Kelly Clarkson, and who's the other guy? 00:05:11.579 --> 00:05:13.699 That sings that song, Baby, It's Cold Outside. 00:05:13.939 --> 00:05:16.939 Baby, it's cold outside. Whatever. I mean, they 00:05:16.939 --> 00:05:21.019 omitted certain phrases of it. It's like, come 00:05:21.019 --> 00:05:23.779 on, man. Oh, they modified the lyrics? They did. 00:05:24.459 --> 00:05:27.579 Huh. And you know what's sad? I mean, obviously, 00:05:27.579 --> 00:05:30.220 that song had everything to do with, like, you 00:05:30.220 --> 00:05:32.449 know. I don't want to say sexual tension, but 00:05:32.449 --> 00:05:35.029 attraction tension. Correct. Right? She didn't 00:05:35.029 --> 00:05:36.670 want to leave. It's very lustful. It's like a 00:05:36.670 --> 00:05:38.230 first date or something like that, right? Yeah, 00:05:38.230 --> 00:05:39.829 he didn't want her to leave. She really didn't 00:05:39.829 --> 00:05:41.529 want to leave. She didn't. And she's like, but 00:05:41.529 --> 00:05:43.990 I have to. And he's like, but it's cold outside. 00:05:44.910 --> 00:05:47.069 You know what I mean? Yeah, come over here. There 00:05:47.069 --> 00:05:49.129 was so much attraction tension. Let me wrap myself. 00:05:49.189 --> 00:05:50.910 I know you're hot down there. And it makes it 00:05:50.910 --> 00:05:54.610 a one. What? What? What? No, no, no. Go ahead. 00:05:54.790 --> 00:05:57.819 What? No, no. I don't think Paul. I think Paul 00:05:57.819 --> 00:05:59.019 said something, right? You said you're hot down 00:05:59.019 --> 00:06:03.819 there. And moist. Ooh. Yeah, maybe we shouldn't 00:06:03.819 --> 00:06:06.720 sing that song. Jeff is checking off each box. 00:06:07.060 --> 00:06:10.199 Yes. Definitely Me Too. I have changed my mind. 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:12.639 Definitely a Me Too song. Also, did you know 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:25.060 that the song Black Betty is also... That one 00:06:25.060 --> 00:06:30.019 started back in the way long time ago and it 00:06:30.019 --> 00:06:32.839 was some say that it was a slave song. Black 00:06:32.839 --> 00:06:38.699 Betty was the whip or it was a slave. Yeah. What 00:06:38.699 --> 00:06:41.220 about Blackwater? I'd like to hear some funky 00:06:41.220 --> 00:06:44.839 Dixieland pretty mama come and take me by the 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:48.009 hand. By the Doobie Brothers. By the Doobs. The 00:06:48.009 --> 00:06:50.709 doobs. The doobs. Like you know them? Are they 00:06:50.709 --> 00:06:52.430 your buddies, Jeff? They're my buddies. Okay, 00:06:52.449 --> 00:06:56.050 great. No. Well, it's only songs. But you can 00:06:56.050 --> 00:06:58.410 always go back and find anything about anything. 00:06:58.449 --> 00:07:00.410 And it's just like, where do you draw the line? 00:07:00.490 --> 00:07:02.529 And more importantly, what's your motivation 00:07:02.529 --> 00:07:05.370 for bringing that up? Well, her motivation was 00:07:05.370 --> 00:07:08.290 strictly to be an asshole. Yes, I agree. All 00:07:08.290 --> 00:07:09.689 right, so let's get back into the Christmas thing. 00:07:09.769 --> 00:07:12.089 All right, so do you guys get irritated when 00:07:12.089 --> 00:07:15.500 it's like the radio stations the day after? Thanksgiving 00:07:15.500 --> 00:07:18.620 start... I think they start earlier now. Do they? 00:07:18.779 --> 00:07:21.779 Yes. Oh, really? I think November 1st, I think 00:07:21.779 --> 00:07:23.779 there was a radio station that was playing Christmas 00:07:23.779 --> 00:07:25.959 music. Dude, I play Christmas music all the time 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:31.019 now. As soon as it's available... Oh, you're 00:07:31.019 --> 00:07:32.720 playing music out your asshole. I think I just 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:35.279 did, but as soon as the... November, whenever 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:37.319 it comes out, either before Thanksgiving, it's 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:40.839 on our radio station. Even now, every day, every... 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:43.560 I have Christmas music playing in my office, 00:07:43.699 --> 00:07:54.980 and the kids get irritated as fuck. Because I 00:07:54.980 --> 00:07:58.139 will sync the Sonos to different portions of 00:07:58.139 --> 00:08:00.399 the house with different volume controls. Oh, 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.779 look at you, just kind of trying to spread your 00:08:02.779 --> 00:08:04.620 Christmas cheer. Oh, man, it is. And I'm telling 00:08:04.620 --> 00:08:06.420 you, I do it. And meanwhile, out of your ass 00:08:06.420 --> 00:08:09.680 is dingle bears. Well, you know. I had a toot 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:11.420 right there. I was a small little toot. That 00:08:11.420 --> 00:08:14.920 smells. That's wonderful. It does not. That's 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:16.480 kind of cool. Do they really get irritated or 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:19.019 are they kind of lovingly? Well, I mean, like 00:08:19.019 --> 00:08:21.160 Tara was like, it's so loud. The kids are still 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:23.620 asleep. Can you turn it down? I hate your Christmas 00:08:23.620 --> 00:08:28.879 music. I was like, fuck them. You know, I was 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:31.019 going to give my boys and my family and my girls 00:08:31.019 --> 00:08:34.659 gifts. This year, nah, fuck it. I did say that 00:08:34.659 --> 00:08:37.059 last year or the year before. Yes, you did. I'm 00:08:37.059 --> 00:08:39.059 still in that fuck it mode. First of all, I'm 00:08:39.059 --> 00:08:41.840 super happy and enjoying every part of this Christmas, 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:45.559 but I'm not, now I'm over it now. So now it's 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:50.159 just like, fuck it. I'm giving them money. Let's 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:53.039 talk about that. So literally, that's... I enjoyed 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:55.799 your gifts to your children this year. It's just 00:08:55.799 --> 00:08:58.679 money? Well, look, they beat me up. They beat 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:00.980 me up. I went out and I would buy them things 00:09:00.980 --> 00:09:05.000 that are nice. Like what? Well, I mean, like 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:09.200 my son, one of my kids loses his keys. Their 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:13.340 keys. Oh, so a key fob. And I got an eye tracker 00:09:13.340 --> 00:09:16.320 thing and he never fucking used it. Because he 00:09:16.320 --> 00:09:17.840 was like, Dad, you just want to know where I 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:20.000 am all the time. It's not even attached to me. 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:24.059 I don't even know. Oh. I bought them all that, 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:26.720 though. I bought them all two tags. I bought 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:28.480 one for the keychain. Those aren't cheap, either. 00:09:28.620 --> 00:09:31.259 No, they're not. I bought one for their keychain, 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:33.480 and I bought one for their wallet. So it looks 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:35.559 like a credit card. And not one person used it. 00:09:35.779 --> 00:09:37.620 No, I don't know, but I don't think they did. 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:39.419 Because they're like, oh, I can't find my purse. 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:41.440 I can't find my wallet. I'm like, well, dude, 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:44.059 look, man, I can only bring the horse to the 00:09:44.059 --> 00:09:46.299 water. I can't make him drink. And it's to the 00:09:46.299 --> 00:09:48.320 point where I'm like, you know what, man? I'm 00:09:48.320 --> 00:09:50.720 just going to give you cash. So you felt unappreciated. 00:09:50.899 --> 00:09:54.039 Your gifts were unappreciated. They are. They 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:59.419 sit stagnant. Yes. I get it. I would feel that 00:09:59.419 --> 00:10:02.240 way. Well, I stopped buying nice clothes for 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:08.720 the boys. What do you get them? I buy them workout 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:12.299 clothes now. Really? Like super tight spandex? 00:10:12.580 --> 00:10:14.580 Yeah, it shows all their moose knuckly and everything. 00:10:16.169 --> 00:10:18.029 Do your boys have moose knuckles? Yes. That's 00:10:18.029 --> 00:10:19.730 kind of interesting. That is interesting. Let's 00:10:19.730 --> 00:10:20.570 talk about that. Kind of the antithesis of what 00:10:20.570 --> 00:10:22.769 I was thinking. Well, the moose knuckle's the 00:10:22.769 --> 00:10:25.330 boy, isn't it? The camel toe's the girl. Oh. 00:10:25.629 --> 00:10:27.110 No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. I 00:10:27.110 --> 00:10:29.309 believe the moose knuckle is the boy. No, no, 00:10:29.309 --> 00:10:31.870 no. Camel toe is a normal person that's wearing 00:10:31.870 --> 00:10:33.889 two tight clothes. Camel toe's the girl. A moose 00:10:33.889 --> 00:10:36.389 knuckle is someone that has a larger gap than 00:10:36.389 --> 00:10:38.429 normal. No, I've heard it the other way. I think 00:10:38.429 --> 00:10:39.809 they're both attributed to women wearing tight 00:10:39.809 --> 00:10:43.129 pants. No. I've heard moose knuckle as the bulge 00:10:43.129 --> 00:10:45.789 that's just like. cranked over only chuck were 00:10:45.789 --> 00:10:49.029 here he would show us pictures he probably would 00:10:49.029 --> 00:10:52.049 knuckles and i could be wrong we are we are so 00:10:52.049 --> 00:10:54.690 missing our producers not here if i'm wrong that's 00:10:54.690 --> 00:10:56.289 the wrong term but i thought that's what it meant 00:10:56.289 --> 00:10:58.409 well i i honestly thought i made up the word 00:10:58.409 --> 00:11:01.850 moose knuckle because oh no no no way to try 00:11:01.850 --> 00:11:04.750 to you try to what do you call that you appropriate 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:08.440 I've been saying moose knuckle for a long time, 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:10.779 and it's never, ever been attributed to a male. 00:11:10.899 --> 00:11:13.600 It's always been attributed to a woman whose 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:17.320 area looks like a knuckle that belongs to a moose. 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:19.960 It's enlarged. It's enlarged. Like a fupa. Very 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:23.139 large guy. A fupa. Moose knuckle is a slang term 00:11:23.139 --> 00:11:25.120 that primarily refers to the visible outline 00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:29.259 or bulge of a man's genitals through tight -fitting 00:11:29.259 --> 00:11:32.710 clothing such as pants, shorts, or spandex. Meanwhile, 00:11:32.730 --> 00:11:34.730 his little AI agent. I'm thinking your AI hasn't 00:11:34.730 --> 00:11:36.529 caught up yet. Exactly. His AI agent was like, 00:11:36.610 --> 00:11:38.730 I got you, Jeff. I got you. Yeah, but it's based 00:11:38.730 --> 00:11:41.149 on the 70s. The name comes from the resemblance 00:11:41.149 --> 00:11:44.450 to the cloven hoof or knuckle of a moose. Oh, 00:11:44.450 --> 00:11:47.009 yeah, no. All right. We just jumped in. I established 00:11:47.009 --> 00:11:50.590 in the last podcast that AI is not correct. So, 00:11:50.590 --> 00:11:52.649 you know, when it didn't even know that Rob Reiner 00:11:52.649 --> 00:11:56.139 had been, you know, killed. Anyway. All right. 00:11:56.139 --> 00:11:58.740 So going back. So you don't do clothes anymore. 00:11:58.820 --> 00:12:01.879 What do you do? Tools, knives, shit that we're 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:04.759 going to use. Knives. Yes. That's exactly what 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:07.120 I do every year. Shelly buys them. A bunch of 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:10.980 knives. Clothes and shit. Like chef knives or 00:12:10.980 --> 00:12:13.080 hunting knives? No, no, no. I'm giving you a 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:16.460 Rambo knife. Well, one year I bought them all 00:12:16.460 --> 00:12:20.039 Swiss Army knives. With all the little compartments 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:23.120 and stuff like that. Right. And then last year, 00:12:23.179 --> 00:12:25.120 I bought Dawson a bigger one, like one that had 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:28.340 like - Like a Rubik's Cube? No, like actual tools 00:12:28.340 --> 00:12:30.600 you could use. And he was like, hey, Dad, remember 00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:32.740 when you bought me that? It totally came in handy. 00:12:32.820 --> 00:12:34.600 I didn't have anything. It was in my car, and 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:36.659 I used it as a screwdriver. And I'm like, there 00:12:36.659 --> 00:12:39.919 you go. There you go. Right. And I got them the 00:12:39.919 --> 00:12:43.080 battery jumpstart things. I got them those things. 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:45.879 I got them portable air tire inflators. Yep. 00:12:46.090 --> 00:12:48.330 I give him shit like that. For Dylan, I got him 00:12:48.330 --> 00:12:52.110 the laser tape measure. Ooh, that's nice. That's 00:12:52.110 --> 00:12:54.470 nice. It's only got 10 feet. Yeah. I mean, well, 00:12:54.509 --> 00:12:56.330 yeah. Actually, it's the one that only goes two 00:12:56.330 --> 00:13:01.730 feet. My laser goes down to a 30 second. I mean, 00:13:01.750 --> 00:13:03.789 how ridiculous is that? That's super cool. I 00:13:03.789 --> 00:13:05.190 mean, that's nicer. I don't even have one of 00:13:05.190 --> 00:13:06.690 those, but I bought him one because, you know, 00:13:06.750 --> 00:13:09.049 he's in his own house now with his girlfriend. 00:13:09.350 --> 00:13:13.620 Right. And I bought Dawson a laser level. Those 00:13:13.620 --> 00:13:15.620 are cool. Yes. I have one of those. Laser level. 00:13:15.820 --> 00:13:17.639 Yeah, I have one of those. Right. And then I 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:20.100 got Dawson. He just moved into his own apartment 00:13:20.100 --> 00:13:22.419 with his girlfriend, and I bought him a, you 00:13:22.419 --> 00:13:24.539 know, it's like a smaller, it's not a drill drill, 00:13:24.700 --> 00:13:27.240 but it's got like all the drill bits. Right. 00:13:27.299 --> 00:13:30.159 And it's a smaller kind of handy, you know, do 00:13:30.159 --> 00:13:32.600 things into the walls and stuff like that. Right. 00:13:32.860 --> 00:13:37.139 And I got Brody the magnetic sleeve. You know 00:13:37.139 --> 00:13:39.399 what I'm talking about? Where your tools and 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:41.879 your bits, when you're working on a car, you 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:44.980 can. stick it to your the nuts and the bolts 00:13:44.980 --> 00:13:47.039 okay you put them on your sleeve on your wrist 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:49.440 okay that makes sense yes so you don't drop your 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:50.620 shit i didn't know they made shit like that oh 00:13:50.620 --> 00:13:53.820 yeah no it's super cool it's a do you know what 00:13:53.820 --> 00:13:55.399 i'm talking about yeah yeah it's just a little 00:13:55.399 --> 00:13:58.059 magnet yeah it's a magnet wristband and so you 00:13:58.059 --> 00:14:00.519 can put this shit there i mean all of these things 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:02.240 i'm looking at them like oh my god i would love 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:04.200 to have that for myself right i don't have any 00:14:04.200 --> 00:14:06.259 of that shit they drive nicer cars they have 00:14:06.259 --> 00:14:08.320 nicer tools i'm like what the fuck's wrong with 00:14:08.320 --> 00:14:11.220 me Just go buy yourself shit. I need to. Or buy 00:14:11.220 --> 00:14:12.860 it the same time you buy theirs. There you go. 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:18.259 I need to. But as far as Christmas, and, you 00:14:18.259 --> 00:14:21.059 know, it's not as big as it used to be. And now 00:14:21.059 --> 00:14:24.980 we have two ladies that join us. So, you know, 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:26.659 you got to include them and stuff like that. 00:14:26.779 --> 00:14:29.559 Yeah, it gets expensive. It does. Dude, I made 00:14:29.559 --> 00:14:32.679 the mistake. So I switched credit cards. Like, 00:14:32.740 --> 00:14:34.320 you know, we put everything on the credit card, 00:14:34.419 --> 00:14:36.080 right, to get as many points as we can. And it 00:14:36.080 --> 00:14:37.480 used to be Southwest, and I switched to American. 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:41.139 And when I signed up for the card, I clicked 00:14:41.139 --> 00:14:44.039 the box that said, send me a text every time 00:14:44.039 --> 00:14:47.960 there's a charge. Oh, God. What a mistake. Can 00:14:47.960 --> 00:14:50.179 you not uncheck that? Oh, my God. During Christmas, 00:14:50.299 --> 00:14:52.639 I can't. But during Christmas, like Shelly's 00:14:52.639 --> 00:14:54.399 shopping, it's like, cha -ching, cha -ching, 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:56.440 cha -ching, cha -ching. I'm like, oh, my God. 00:14:57.159 --> 00:14:59.179 What's happening right now? It just goes, it's, 00:14:59.220 --> 00:15:00.860 I'm like, I don't know. And your card is like. 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.980 Do you have the card? Right. Seriously, I'm like, 00:15:04.039 --> 00:15:06.279 did you buy this? Did you buy that? She's like, 00:15:06.320 --> 00:15:08.679 yeah, I just submitted it. Like, blah, blah, 00:15:08.799 --> 00:15:10.039 blah. I'll tell you what that really irked me, 00:15:10.139 --> 00:15:12.899 grinds my gears, is once in a while, because 00:15:12.899 --> 00:15:15.899 I use Chase app, you know, and like I tried logging 00:15:15.899 --> 00:15:18.200 on last night, which, what, Sunday night, and 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:20.720 I needed to send somebody some money because 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:22.600 I bought a new bottle of Rare Character that 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:24.559 I haven't told you guys about yet. Oh, God. I 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:29.139 mean, yay. I mean, it was like... It was only 00:15:29.139 --> 00:15:33.039 $200. It was $95. Oh, that's better. Dude, come 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.039 on. It's better, but... Well, you know what? 00:15:35.059 --> 00:15:36.480 I don't care. I'll keep the fucking thing. But 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:38.139 the point is... That's what he says every time. 00:15:38.200 --> 00:15:39.960 And I will. Every time I grimace, he's like, 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:42.000 fuck it, I'll keep it in my own collection. I 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:43.620 mean, that's... Look, I'm buying it no matter 00:15:43.620 --> 00:15:45.740 what. I know. If we want it for the podcast, 00:15:45.940 --> 00:15:49.500 great. If not, fuck off. Oh, God. I'm just saying. 00:15:49.519 --> 00:15:51.700 This has become a very hostile podcast. We need 00:15:51.700 --> 00:15:54.720 to continue purchasing stuff, and they need to 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:58.840 be good stuff. No, we need to be donated bottles 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:04.299 by distilleries so that we can... I attempted 00:16:04.299 --> 00:16:08.240 to reimburse somebody for the purchase, and the 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:12.639 Chase Bank said... Hey, man, we think your account 00:16:12.639 --> 00:16:16.039 has been compromised. Oh, God. That's a good 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:18.159 feeling. You don't have access to it right now. 00:16:18.299 --> 00:16:21.740 And so you can call this number. Sunday night, 00:16:21.860 --> 00:16:25.580 I would call the number. We're sorry. We're closed 00:16:25.580 --> 00:16:29.200 for now. So I'm like, really? This is my banking 00:16:29.200 --> 00:16:32.000 going on. You don't have somebody 24 hours that 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:33.580 can fucking monitor what the hell's going on. 00:16:33.659 --> 00:16:35.620 I called this morning and they were like, yeah, 00:16:35.700 --> 00:16:37.779 it's just a normal routine thing. It shuts down 00:16:37.779 --> 00:16:40.120 your account every now and then. We reactivate 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:42.299 it. It's normal. I'm like, well, if you're going 00:16:42.299 --> 00:16:44.480 to do it, why don't you do it on a fucking business 00:16:44.480 --> 00:16:47.919 day and not Sunday when I need it. It's like 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:50.220 you shut down. Are you saying the card was shut 00:16:50.220 --> 00:16:53.639 down? You couldn't use it? The cards still worked, 00:16:53.659 --> 00:16:56.720 but access to manage them was not available. 00:16:56.879 --> 00:17:01.379 I mean, that's a big deal. It can be. It brought 00:17:01.379 --> 00:17:06.339 some relevance to how much control your banking 00:17:06.339 --> 00:17:10.420 has to you that can literally shut you down to 00:17:10.420 --> 00:17:12.980 where you have nothing. Oh, yeah. And that's 00:17:12.980 --> 00:17:14.500 kind of like, I was thinking that, and I was 00:17:14.500 --> 00:17:16.339 thinking, well, fuck, man. Wait till digital 00:17:16.339 --> 00:17:18.160 currency comes along. Well, that's what I'm thinking, 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:20.359 man. I'm just going to, should I just start buying 00:17:20.359 --> 00:17:23.119 cash, bringing cash home, and just keep the cash? 00:17:23.420 --> 00:17:27.440 You'd be gold. No. I wouldn't do that. Why? What 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:31.200 benefit does it have for me to keep, to not keep 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:32.559 cash? Well, there's more and more. Or you say 00:17:32.559 --> 00:17:35.940 gold. I didn't say gold. I said gold. There's 00:17:35.940 --> 00:17:38.000 more and more places who do not accept cash. 00:17:38.650 --> 00:17:41.970 We are cashless. That's not okay. It's not because 00:17:41.970 --> 00:17:44.710 it says right on there that our cash is legal 00:17:44.710 --> 00:17:48.069 tender. You're correct. And it should be available. 00:17:48.210 --> 00:17:50.289 And if they don't take cash, then fuck them. 00:17:50.529 --> 00:17:53.490 I think you could file a lawsuit and win it against 00:17:53.490 --> 00:17:55.690 an establishment that refuses to take cash. Yeah, 00:17:55.690 --> 00:17:58.309 there's several that are cashless. I'm not okay 00:17:58.309 --> 00:18:00.089 with that. Yeah, there are. There are. Like right 00:18:00.089 --> 00:18:03.509 by the restaurant place off of the west side 00:18:03.509 --> 00:18:07.690 of the tollway, there's a big... A place where 00:18:07.690 --> 00:18:10.589 they don't have any cash at all. Only fans? Cash 00:18:10.589 --> 00:18:12.650 only? I didn't know anything about that. You 00:18:12.650 --> 00:18:17.910 have to mail it? You take Bitcoin. What it does 00:18:17.910 --> 00:18:20.369 is it was kind of a... It'd be like the six weeks. 00:18:20.509 --> 00:18:23.349 Remember in the old days, something you cut out 00:18:23.349 --> 00:18:25.890 of a cereal box? Oh, yeah. You had to wait six 00:18:25.890 --> 00:18:29.190 to eight weeks. Then you get another mail that 00:18:29.190 --> 00:18:30.450 says, all right, you log on this day. Then you 00:18:30.450 --> 00:18:33.720 can look at my boobs. Yeah. You're subscribing 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:35.640 to an OnlyFans with cash only, and you're like, 00:18:35.700 --> 00:18:37.420 okay, I want you to do this. I'm sending cash 00:18:37.420 --> 00:18:39.579 in the mail. And then like eight weeks later, 00:18:39.779 --> 00:18:41.960 I don't think that would work. No, it wouldn't. 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:43.880 You get a puzzle, a thousand -piece puzzle set. 00:18:43.940 --> 00:18:45.519 All right, if you want to see my boobs, you got 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:48.400 to put together the puzzle. I like doing puzzles. 00:18:48.539 --> 00:18:50.980 I like doing jigsaw puzzles. Of boobs? Yeah, 00:18:50.980 --> 00:18:53.400 probably. You know what? That would be incentive 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:55.799 for people to actually do the puzzle. Right. 00:18:56.380 --> 00:18:59.680 We traditionally have some puzzles. That is actually 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:04.160 a pretty funny idea. I mean, I wouldn't buy a 00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:08.500 puzzle of a nude woman, but that's very interesting. 00:19:08.619 --> 00:19:10.400 I bet you there is a market out there for that. 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:12.579 They're probably out there. Porn puzzles. Porn 00:19:12.579 --> 00:19:15.960 puzzles. Chuck, damn it. Where are you right 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:18.359 now? Seriously, just for fun. See if that even 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:21.059 is actually a product. Porn jigsaws. It's got 00:19:21.059 --> 00:19:24.059 to be a product. It has to be. It has to be. 00:19:24.700 --> 00:19:27.380 But I'm with you. So that was a big family deal. 00:19:27.539 --> 00:19:30.930 Like we would have a 5 ,000 piece puzzle. Right. 00:19:31.089 --> 00:19:34.029 And it would be on the big table that was for 00:19:34.029 --> 00:19:36.450 the, you know, puzzles. And it would take months. 00:19:36.670 --> 00:19:38.829 Oh, yeah. But the whole family would kind of, 00:19:38.849 --> 00:19:42.089 you know. Find a piece. Yeah. And then I would 00:19:42.089 --> 00:19:43.910 always be stuffing it in. You know what I mean? 00:19:43.930 --> 00:19:45.230 It didn't quite fit. And everybody would be like, 00:19:45.390 --> 00:19:50.630 it doesn't go there, pal. I'm deaf. Yeah. I can't 00:19:50.630 --> 00:19:53.829 hear you. Well, I know the ladies at. So I just 00:19:53.829 --> 00:19:55.789 plugged this in there. It says, yes, adult themed. 00:19:57.430 --> 00:19:59.890 Adult -themed and pornographic picture puzzles 00:19:59.890 --> 00:20:02.390 exist in various forms, ranging from artistic 00:20:02.390 --> 00:20:06.029 nudes to explicit content. They're available 00:20:06.029 --> 00:20:08.349 through specialty retailers, custom -made services, 00:20:08.490 --> 00:20:12.950 and vintage markets. Vintage? Vintage. Photos 00:20:12.950 --> 00:20:15.190 .com. 1930s porn. I was going to say, is it like 00:20:15.190 --> 00:20:17.970 the black and white with the huge bushes? Huge. 00:20:18.430 --> 00:20:22.049 And they're all super pale. Yes, they're kind 00:20:22.049 --> 00:20:23.289 of a little overweight. Red bubble seems to be 00:20:23.289 --> 00:20:25.509 very popular. And their hair is all weird. You 00:20:25.509 --> 00:20:28.690 can clearly see it's American. The curtains don't 00:20:28.690 --> 00:20:32.250 match the carpet. And they're leaning uncomfortably 00:20:32.250 --> 00:20:35.549 on a chaise lounge. Why would they leave you 00:20:35.549 --> 00:20:37.450 uncomfortable? Because it was just weird back 00:20:37.450 --> 00:20:39.450 then. They weren't comfortable in their own skin. 00:20:39.690 --> 00:20:43.849 Not like now. We just prance around nude. Look 00:20:43.849 --> 00:20:46.769 at me. All right, so for those listeners out 00:20:46.769 --> 00:20:48.009 there that are really interested in this, the 00:20:48.009 --> 00:20:50.150 specialty market in places, the explicit jigsaw 00:20:50.150 --> 00:20:52.509 puzzles and nude art puzzles, fine arts for America, 00:20:52.650 --> 00:20:55.890 Red Bubble. Red Bubble. Red Bubble. That's where 00:20:55.890 --> 00:20:59.869 it's at. Now we're plugging porn puzzles. All 00:20:59.869 --> 00:21:01.750 right, what were you saying? So did you ever 00:21:01.750 --> 00:21:03.890 get together as a family and do puzzles? Red 00:21:03.890 --> 00:21:08.470 Bubble? No. Big, 5 ,000 -piece puzzles. We love 00:21:08.470 --> 00:21:11.049 doing them. We'll set them up. We do them all 00:21:11.049 --> 00:21:13.029 the time. Oh, do you really? Oh, yeah. Someone 00:21:13.029 --> 00:21:16.769 will show up with a 1 ,000 to 2 ,500 piece puzzle, 00:21:16.829 --> 00:21:20.069 and it'll flop it upside down on top of our kitchen, 00:21:20.190 --> 00:21:21.789 not our kitchen, but the dining room table. Upside 00:21:21.789 --> 00:21:24.289 down? Well, they just dump the box out, leave 00:21:24.289 --> 00:21:26.609 the lid there, and then all of a sudden - It 00:21:26.609 --> 00:21:28.650 starts coming together. Oh, yeah. Everyone, in 00:21:28.650 --> 00:21:31.430 all phases of the day. I love that. All phases 00:21:31.430 --> 00:21:33.769 of the day. I'm actually going to start that. 00:21:34.009 --> 00:21:37.309 You need to have a table set up. Yeah. Out of 00:21:37.309 --> 00:21:38.650 the way because you don't want to do it on your 00:21:38.650 --> 00:21:40.089 dining room table. Then you're like, oh, I didn't 00:21:40.089 --> 00:21:41.549 have dinner. I got to pull this shit away now. 00:21:41.690 --> 00:21:43.829 Right. And then all that hard work. Yeah. You're 00:21:43.829 --> 00:21:45.369 like, no, we're going to eat in the corner over 00:21:45.369 --> 00:21:47.710 here because the puzzle's there. Interesting. 00:21:47.769 --> 00:21:49.789 Yes. Because we've done that before. I was like, 00:21:49.789 --> 00:21:51.809 set a puzzle up. Yeah, but you have, in your 00:21:51.809 --> 00:21:54.490 house, you have your dining room table, which 00:21:54.490 --> 00:21:56.410 is similar to this. Right. Then you have the 00:21:56.410 --> 00:21:58.569 breakfast area. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's where 00:21:58.569 --> 00:22:00.450 we eat. Yeah. That's where we typically eat. 00:22:00.569 --> 00:22:01.890 And you know what's so cool about it? I'm just 00:22:01.890 --> 00:22:04.130 kind of thinking about this. It's like everybody's 00:22:04.130 --> 00:22:06.869 involved. And then I'm looking for a piece, and 00:22:06.869 --> 00:22:08.650 you're holding the piece, or you're like, hey, 00:22:08.710 --> 00:22:10.869 no, no, no, that comes up. That's right over 00:22:10.869 --> 00:22:12.950 here. I mean, it's teamwork. There's teamwork 00:22:12.950 --> 00:22:14.430 involved. We don't even do that. We just take 00:22:14.430 --> 00:22:19.009 it. But it's intermittent. So it's like, again, 00:22:19.190 --> 00:22:21.549 I'm there certain parts of the day, and I'm there 00:22:21.549 --> 00:22:23.609 for 45 minutes, 30 minutes, whatever. I walk 00:22:23.609 --> 00:22:25.210 away, and then all of a sudden, some kid comes 00:22:25.210 --> 00:22:27.269 down, and they start working on it. I love that. 00:22:27.569 --> 00:22:29.809 Emily will come by. Austin loves it, man. We 00:22:29.809 --> 00:22:32.250 all sit down, and Tara's like, Hercules. She's 00:22:32.250 --> 00:22:34.650 so excited. She just loves the camaraderie of 00:22:34.650 --> 00:22:36.809 it. Well, there's a good Christmas gift then. 00:22:37.089 --> 00:22:39.470 I'm going to go to redbubble .com and I'm going 00:22:39.470 --> 00:22:41.710 to see if I can make a new tradition. And hide 00:22:41.710 --> 00:22:43.269 the box so they don't know what it is until it 00:22:43.269 --> 00:22:45.630 starts coming together. They're like, oh. No, 00:22:45.650 --> 00:22:49.250 the very last piece. Okay, what is this? Oh, 00:22:49.309 --> 00:22:53.049 it's a nipple. It's a massive bush. No, like 00:22:53.049 --> 00:22:54.670 a regular bush. Oh, like Chewbacca? And the last 00:22:54.670 --> 00:22:57.450 piece is like the clit. You're like, what is 00:22:57.450 --> 00:23:02.960 that? Who's got the clit piece? Okay. Yeah, Merry 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:07.079 Christmas. Not so much for that part, but I do 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:12.539 enjoy them. The old landscape stuff, and it could 00:23:12.539 --> 00:23:14.740 be just about anything, even like Star Wars stuff. 00:23:14.759 --> 00:23:16.740 We've done Star Wars. We've done so many different 00:23:16.740 --> 00:23:19.380 types, and we got to a point where we would buy 00:23:19.380 --> 00:23:24.200 the clear puzzle glue. We did that. Oh, and you 00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:26.400 make it permanent. And you frame it. I got one 00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:28.490 in Brandon's room. Do you really? Yep. Yeah, 00:23:28.490 --> 00:23:30.730 and it's so easy to do. From Redbubble? It got 00:23:30.730 --> 00:23:33.750 to the point where, though we had so many of 00:23:33.750 --> 00:23:35.029 them, I was like, fuck it, we're getting rid 00:23:35.029 --> 00:23:36.670 of this. What are we doing with them? You know, 00:23:36.690 --> 00:23:38.150 because you just save them and it's kind of like, 00:23:38.170 --> 00:23:42.269 eh. Like the frame? After we glue them. Okay, 00:23:43.049 --> 00:23:44.549 so you got rid of them after you framed them? 00:23:44.549 --> 00:23:49.289 Oh, we had a bunch. Our goal was to try to memorialize 00:23:49.289 --> 00:23:51.430 it somehow, like our little trophy for putting 00:23:51.430 --> 00:23:53.250 it together. But it turned out that it was just 00:23:53.250 --> 00:23:55.230 like, yeah, it was fun, it was an experience, 00:23:55.390 --> 00:23:58.950 but so was taking a walk. That is, it kind of 00:23:58.950 --> 00:24:02.230 boils down to that. That's as much we wanted 00:24:02.230 --> 00:24:04.230 to put into it because after, fucking get rid 00:24:04.230 --> 00:24:06.410 of it. I was going to say, I would leave it as 00:24:06.410 --> 00:24:08.109 a puzzle and put it back in the box and then 00:24:08.109 --> 00:24:12.009 a couple years from now you do that puzzle again. 00:24:12.170 --> 00:24:15.789 The heart -wrenching part is when everybody is 00:24:15.789 --> 00:24:19.089 working hard to get this thing put together at 00:24:19.089 --> 00:24:22.009 their own leisure and then you are missing a 00:24:22.009 --> 00:24:25.589 fucking piece. Oh yeah. Oh, no. Fell on the floor, 00:24:25.650 --> 00:24:27.829 got vacuumed or something. It's sitting there. 00:24:27.849 --> 00:24:31.910 Or one of the kids will deliberately put it somewhere. 00:24:32.569 --> 00:24:34.470 And they'll wait until it's finished. Your kids 00:24:34.470 --> 00:24:36.650 would do that? And they'll be like, are you looking 00:24:36.650 --> 00:24:41.109 for this? That's never happened. That has never 00:24:41.109 --> 00:24:43.670 happened. Are you kidding me? For real? Have 00:24:43.670 --> 00:24:46.750 you met my kids? I guess that's probably true. 00:24:47.049 --> 00:24:48.650 I mean, they've hung out with you. They've picked 00:24:48.650 --> 00:24:50.309 up a lot of horrible traits. No, that's not me. 00:24:50.509 --> 00:24:52.009 I don't do stuff like that. That's horrible. 00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:56.079 They do it on purpose. What other traditions? 00:24:56.579 --> 00:24:58.319 That's a great tradition. I'm going to start 00:24:58.319 --> 00:25:02.279 that. I mean, we did that as a family, but I 00:25:02.279 --> 00:25:03.880 never had started that. When you wake up Christmas 00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:06.000 morning, and it could be you, it could be you 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:07.880 growing up, it could be you now, I don't give 00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:10.240 a fuck. When you wake up Christmas morning and 00:25:10.240 --> 00:25:14.000 you go downstairs and you've got these Christmas 00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:16.980 stockings filled with stuff. Are you about to 00:25:16.980 --> 00:25:20.079 sing? And you've got the Christmas tree and the 00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:24.940 presents on the ground. What do you gravitate 00:25:24.940 --> 00:25:28.220 to start with traditionally? Do you open up the 00:25:28.220 --> 00:25:30.460 stockings first or do you save those to last? 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:33.759 Do you open up the Christmas presents first and 00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:35.900 save the stockings first? Well, me growing up, 00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:39.279 my parents, Santa Claus, would not put anything 00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:41.599 in the stockings. Don't blow it. But you usually 00:25:41.599 --> 00:25:44.920 have like coal? Just coal. No, they'd be hanging, 00:25:45.180 --> 00:25:47.400 but she wouldn't put anything in them. We'd just 00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:49.859 have the gifts underneath the tree growing up. 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:53.039 So downstairs, We put in stuff, and it's normally 00:25:53.039 --> 00:25:56.819 just tchotchke shit, you know. What shit? Tchotchke. 00:25:57.559 --> 00:26:01.240 Tchotchke. Stuff. Stuff. Toothpaste. But what 00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:03.559 is that word, tchotchke? I've never heard this 00:26:03.559 --> 00:26:09.220 word. Am I an idiot? Yes. Maybe I shouldn't have 00:26:09.220 --> 00:26:12.500 asked. I'm sorry. Have you heard that word? John? 00:26:12.599 --> 00:26:14.380 No, you haven't. That's why you're looking it 00:26:14.380 --> 00:26:17.380 up. Tchotchke. I wanted the official term. Tchotchke. 00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:21.339 So tchotchke is a small brick brack trinket. 00:26:21.720 --> 00:26:23.480 Little trinkets around the house. I've never 00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:25.619 heard that word in my life. Anyway, so you put 00:26:25.619 --> 00:26:28.960 tchotchkes all over the - Well, just silly things. 00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:31.259 You know, packs of gum and mints. You're talking 00:26:31.259 --> 00:26:32.700 about in the stockings. In the stockings, yeah. 00:26:32.819 --> 00:26:35.380 Condoms. Condoms. Definitely condoms. Especially 00:26:35.380 --> 00:26:38.660 when they hit nine. Yeah. So we open them first, 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.859 and then we go to the gifts. At least in this 00:26:41.859 --> 00:26:44.759 house. Nice. Yeah. So first. Correct. So first. 00:26:45.299 --> 00:26:48.200 That's what you do first. So I make an old -fashioned 00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:51.799 first. And then... Old -fashioned. You really? 00:26:51.940 --> 00:26:55.559 Old -fashioned eggnog. I don't know. You don't 00:26:55.559 --> 00:26:57.319 know, man. I don't know. Well, first off, it 00:26:57.319 --> 00:26:59.099 depends on the age of the kids, right? If the 00:26:59.099 --> 00:27:01.839 kids are like... Five, six, seven. That is a 00:27:01.839 --> 00:27:03.700 double of that. Then you make them one. No, I 00:27:03.700 --> 00:27:05.619 mean, they're pulling you out of bed, right? 00:27:05.700 --> 00:27:07.319 They're jumping on your bed and they're being 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:09.900 all weird and, you know, excited and all that 00:27:09.900 --> 00:27:13.180 kind of stuff. Santa Claus. Exactly. Right. And 00:27:13.180 --> 00:27:15.500 then you, yeah, and then you hope that, you know, 00:27:15.500 --> 00:27:16.960 I look over at Shelly, I was like, did you do 00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:19.940 the bullshit cookie thing? We ate on the cookies 00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:24.019 and, because I slept. Right? Is the mom always 00:27:24.019 --> 00:27:26.319 the one that does the Santa stuff? No, it was 00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:27.920 me. Oh, you guys did the Santa stuff? No, it 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:30.380 was me. See, I was hearing impaired. We all did 00:27:30.380 --> 00:27:33.299 it together. I mean, I remember I was up to like 00:27:33.299 --> 00:27:36.240 four in the morning putting this thing together. 00:27:36.380 --> 00:27:38.339 Oh, yeah. We would have put together the thing, 00:27:38.460 --> 00:27:41.900 like the bicycle and shit like that. This one 00:27:41.900 --> 00:27:45.480 was like an erector set thing that was life -size. 00:27:45.660 --> 00:27:49.440 So it was like an amusement park. I had a lot 00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:52.670 of fun doing it. Painful. I was so shit -faced. 00:27:52.829 --> 00:27:55.789 Right. By the time I finished, I was like, this 00:27:55.789 --> 00:27:57.750 is how it's going together. Yeah, and then you're 00:27:57.750 --> 00:28:00.109 hungover on Christmas Day. That's perfect. You 00:28:00.109 --> 00:28:04.230 wake up still drunk. No, but back then, we were 00:28:04.230 --> 00:28:07.269 pretty resilient. So I woke up, and it was pretty 00:28:07.269 --> 00:28:09.890 good. Because you were younger. You could handle 00:28:09.890 --> 00:28:13.349 it. Well, it was always me staying up late to 00:28:13.349 --> 00:28:15.930 bring all the gifts out. So we'd have all the 00:28:15.930 --> 00:28:17.950 gifts back in our closet or somewhere back there. 00:28:18.190 --> 00:28:21.609 So it was always... kind of creep upstairs? Are 00:28:21.609 --> 00:28:24.210 they asleep? Are they watching? Because, you 00:28:24.210 --> 00:28:26.009 know, back then, they still believed in Santa 00:28:26.009 --> 00:28:29.029 Claus until Brandon figured out when he was seven 00:28:29.029 --> 00:28:30.049 or something like that. Well, but you threaten 00:28:30.049 --> 00:28:32.569 them. You say, Santa won't come if you don't 00:28:32.569 --> 00:28:34.450 go to sleep. And they're not going to risk that. 00:28:34.589 --> 00:28:36.869 Right. So I'd stay up late, 11 midnight or something 00:28:36.869 --> 00:28:39.029 like that to make sure they're asleep. Then I'd 00:28:39.029 --> 00:28:41.289 come out and I'd bring all the gifts out so they're 00:28:41.289 --> 00:28:43.750 all there when they wake up. How did your oldest 00:28:43.750 --> 00:28:49.049 figure it out? The UPS bar on some box. He's 00:28:49.049 --> 00:28:52.460 like, Santa Claus doesn't use UPS. He works for 00:28:52.460 --> 00:28:56.519 UPS, Dad? Barcodes. Oh, no. And this handwriting, 00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:59.660 Mom, that's your handwriting. Oh. And Stephen 00:28:59.660 --> 00:29:01.759 was like four. Yeah, my kids don't know Stephen. 00:29:01.779 --> 00:29:03.920 And Brandon was 17 when he figured it out? No. 00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:08.180 I have no idea. He was seven, maybe, six. And 00:29:08.180 --> 00:29:10.920 Stephen was like, there's no Santa Claus? He's 00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:12.940 like, there's no Santa Claus, Stephen. He blew 00:29:12.940 --> 00:29:14.180 it for his little brother? Well, we were all 00:29:14.180 --> 00:29:16.259 together opening gifts. He's like. There's no 00:29:16.259 --> 00:29:18.380 Santa Claus, is there? Because there's a barcode 00:29:18.380 --> 00:29:21.059 and that's your handwriting. No, that's not okay. 00:29:21.819 --> 00:29:26.180 We were part of Santa's elves clan. I always 00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:29.579 had an answer. Yeah, so who figured it out? Who 00:29:29.579 --> 00:29:31.839 blew it? I don't even remember. You don't remember? 00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:34.880 We've never talked about it. Really? We have 00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:36.779 never ever talked about it. Your kids didn't 00:29:36.779 --> 00:29:40.039 confront you about it? No, it's kind of like, 00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:43.039 you know. having sex you know for learning about 00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:46.019 sex it's like it's it was something that we just 00:29:46.019 --> 00:29:48.079 never talked about you never had the birds and 00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.880 the bees discussion i uh no they they knew it 00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:55.099 they the kids nowadays they fucking know it they 00:29:55.099 --> 00:29:57.519 knew more than i did i was like really i mean 00:29:57.519 --> 00:29:58.779 when i found out they were playing that video 00:29:58.779 --> 00:30:00.319 game and they're beating the shit out of each 00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:03.880 other with that purple dildo i was like what 00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:06.660 the hell and i was like i gave up at that time 00:30:06.990 --> 00:30:10.670 Man. I'll tell you when Dylan figured it out. 00:30:10.829 --> 00:30:15.450 So Shelly, I had these old, you know, silver 00:30:15.450 --> 00:30:18.190 dollar coins that were in the stapled square. 00:30:18.670 --> 00:30:20.130 Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. 00:30:20.549 --> 00:30:23.890 And Shelly didn't have quarters for the tooth 00:30:23.890 --> 00:30:27.430 fairy. And so she put one of those under his 00:30:27.430 --> 00:30:31.789 pillow. Right. And he goes, I know what this 00:30:31.789 --> 00:30:34.230 is. This just came from, dad has one of those. 00:30:34.250 --> 00:30:36.390 He came in, he goes, you're not, mom, you're 00:30:36.390 --> 00:30:39.990 not the tooth fairy. And then he goes, he goes, 00:30:40.009 --> 00:30:42.029 that probably means the Easter bunny. And then 00:30:42.029 --> 00:30:47.490 he literally sucked the air out of the entire 00:30:47.490 --> 00:30:51.829 room. And he goes, Santa Claus is real. He started 00:30:51.829 --> 00:30:53.690 to fall apart. Oh, really? Right, yes. And then 00:30:53.690 --> 00:30:56.289 Dawson, like, you know, he was four, you know, 00:30:56.289 --> 00:30:58.480 whatever. And I was like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. 00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:01.240 He's about to blow it for everyone, right? And 00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:04.839 he got so mad. And I kind of guided him into 00:31:04.839 --> 00:31:07.599 the game room upstairs. And I was like, whoa, 00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:09.819 whoa, whoa. And he was like, I'm going to tell 00:31:09.819 --> 00:31:13.140 Dawson. And he was so angry that Santa Claus 00:31:13.140 --> 00:31:15.880 wasn't real. Right. And I totally just fought 00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.140 on my feet. I was like, I said, son, I have been 00:31:19.140 --> 00:31:21.279 waiting for this day for so long. And he was 00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:24.279 crying. What? I go, you're part of the secret 00:31:24.279 --> 00:31:29.579 club now. What secret club? I go, now you and 00:31:29.579 --> 00:31:31.519 daddy, you know, we're part of the secret club 00:31:31.519 --> 00:31:33.819 that we know that Santa, you know, blah, blah. 00:31:33.859 --> 00:31:36.299 You know what I mean? I totally drummed it up 00:31:36.299 --> 00:31:39.079 into this man moment. Right. And I go, so now 00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:41.200 you know something that Dawson doesn't know. 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:44.400 You know that Santa, he's not real though, but. 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:47.579 Did it work? It totally worked. Wow. He was like, 00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:51.059 yeah, I can be part of the secret club. And I 00:31:51.059 --> 00:31:53.859 totally just winged it. Totally winged it. And 00:31:53.859 --> 00:31:56.720 Shelly was like. Totally like it. Well played. 00:31:56.900 --> 00:31:59.039 Oh, well played. Yeah, Julie and I just kind 00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:00.279 of looked at each other and went, all right, 00:32:00.299 --> 00:32:03.880 gig's up. Yep. You're like, sorry, Steven. You 00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:07.579 fuck. Yeah. There was no problems or anything. 00:32:07.700 --> 00:32:09.420 There were some questions. But he wasn't upset? 00:32:09.740 --> 00:32:11.759 He's like, all right. Steven wasn't upset? Maybe 00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.059 a little bit, but then he's like, all right, 00:32:13.059 --> 00:32:16.880 that's next gift. You know? Just keep it coming. 00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:18.819 It was the middle of unwrapping gifts. He's like, 00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:20.500 all right. Just make sure they're more expensive 00:32:20.500 --> 00:32:23.259 than last year. Right. Yeah, we got a lot of 00:32:23.259 --> 00:32:27.500 clothes. Tara has... She buys a lot of clothes. 00:32:27.740 --> 00:32:30.000 I mean, really, there's a lot of boxes down there, 00:32:30.019 --> 00:32:33.660 and they're all clothes. So many boxes. I got 00:32:33.660 --> 00:32:36.079 to go shopping tomorrow, honestly, because I... 00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:39.339 For whom? Just in general. I need to go walk 00:32:39.339 --> 00:32:45.650 in... I'm not buying... Tara. Oh, you... Because 00:32:45.650 --> 00:32:47.789 you're not buying it for your kids. No, I'm not. 00:32:47.910 --> 00:32:49.890 I'm done with that. I went to the bank this morning, 00:32:49.970 --> 00:32:52.650 pulled out. I withdrew a large amount of cash. 00:32:52.910 --> 00:32:57.549 And I went to... Plus, dude, this is off the 00:32:57.549 --> 00:32:59.450 record here. Off the subject here, not record. 00:33:01.109 --> 00:33:04.029 Nothing's off the record. We're a public podcast. 00:33:04.430 --> 00:33:09.710 I got my tree raped this morning. You remember? 00:33:09.950 --> 00:33:14.049 I had some issues with my tree. No. What up front? 00:33:14.190 --> 00:33:18.009 I've had some large limbs fall off. The real 00:33:18.009 --> 00:33:22.690 tree. Correct. And so I called an arborist. They 00:33:22.690 --> 00:33:24.569 came out and they were like, oh, it's going to 00:33:24.569 --> 00:33:27.069 be a significant amount of money to do this, 00:33:27.089 --> 00:33:29.789 this, and this. And I was kind of like, fuck 00:33:29.789 --> 00:33:33.190 you. Are you kidding me? Here's the estimate. 00:33:33.609 --> 00:33:40.460 And he throws in like this lanky ass, like. God 00:33:40.460 --> 00:33:43.039 damn it, a fertilizer for the tree. Oh, yeah. 00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:44.779 He adds all this extra, which is great. Thank 00:33:44.779 --> 00:33:47.839 you. But really, it's a fucking tree. You're 00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:49.619 like, I have a pull saw, bitch. I can do this 00:33:49.619 --> 00:33:56.819 myself. Well, so I used somebody last year. I've 00:33:56.819 --> 00:34:00.819 got one. It was from Wes. So, you know, it was 00:34:00.819 --> 00:34:04.660 a fraction of the cost. Oh, of course. A fraction 00:34:04.660 --> 00:34:06.180 of the cost. And you can use it every year. Dude, 00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:08.949 they were there. They showed up at 1030. And 00:34:08.949 --> 00:34:12.469 they were gone by 12 and everything was done. 00:34:12.750 --> 00:34:17.670 Oh, I'm confused. I'm confused. Okay. You didn't 00:34:17.670 --> 00:34:22.670 use Wes's pole saw. You use Wes's guys. Wes's 00:34:22.670 --> 00:34:26.550 guys, yes. I use, okay, Wes referred me to some 00:34:26.550 --> 00:34:29.789 contractors that did his house a year ago. And 00:34:29.789 --> 00:34:32.070 I kept their name. And they're like zip, zip, 00:34:32.210 --> 00:34:33.489 zip, zip, zip, zip. Dude, they went in there 00:34:33.489 --> 00:34:34.750 and they just knocked shit out. This guy was 00:34:34.750 --> 00:34:36.769 like four feet tall, right? Oh, yeah. And he 00:34:36.769 --> 00:34:38.730 climbs up there and he's like zip, zip, zip, 00:34:38.789 --> 00:34:40.510 zip. All those little tiny little cuts. He's 00:34:40.510 --> 00:34:42.269 like, boop, they're falling down. And this guy's 00:34:42.269 --> 00:34:43.989 down below. He's picking shit up and throwing 00:34:43.989 --> 00:34:46.929 it. Those guys are amazing, man. And they're 00:34:46.929 --> 00:34:50.480 like. They're like monkeys. Yeah, they go to 00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:52.980 the end of the thing and it bends down on purpose. 00:34:53.059 --> 00:34:55.920 And the other guy zips, zips. I mean, just unsafe. 00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:59.159 Well, I mean, they're tied up. I mean, they've 00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:01.039 been doing this a long time. And look, trees 00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:03.719 are pretty resilient. I mean, yeah, some can 00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:05.699 break. But when you're leaning on a tree like 00:35:05.699 --> 00:35:08.579 that and the branch decides to break, there's 00:35:08.579 --> 00:35:11.360 usually, it's not going to like free fall. Right. 00:35:11.659 --> 00:35:15.860 It's going to fall. With some grace. There's 00:35:15.860 --> 00:35:18.260 no way I would be up there doing that. No. No 00:35:18.260 --> 00:35:21.039 way. So is it pretty bare right now? Yeah, so 00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:23.659 you guys just drive by. It's like a stick. No, 00:35:23.780 --> 00:35:25.880 I mean. Torn up pretty good, huh? It's definitely 00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:28.820 different. So, I mean, and it's not even done. 00:35:28.980 --> 00:35:31.340 I just said, that's enough for now. Are there 00:35:31.340 --> 00:35:33.980 any leaves left? Does it look like an African 00:35:33.980 --> 00:35:37.280 canopy, like way up in the sky? Like, you know. 00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:42.630 It needs a reboot. So, I mean, it needs a marking. 00:35:42.690 --> 00:35:45.250 It needs something. Right now, I'm just going 00:35:45.250 --> 00:35:47.849 to have to wait for spring to happen and find 00:35:47.849 --> 00:35:50.230 out where all those leaves are going to find 00:35:50.230 --> 00:35:53.670 themselves. Has Tara seen it? I don't know. Does 00:35:53.670 --> 00:35:58.849 she care? It's too late now. Shelly is all in 00:35:58.849 --> 00:36:00.829 on the trees looking perfect in the front. Yeah, 00:36:00.829 --> 00:36:03.650 but here's the thing, man. I want that one cut. 00:36:03.769 --> 00:36:06.250 I want that one cut. But the problem is that 00:36:06.250 --> 00:36:10.570 it was unsafe. Yeah, his tree was breaking. You 00:36:10.570 --> 00:36:14.170 had a big limb. Yeah, it's unsafe. And the parts 00:36:14.170 --> 00:36:16.889 that they cut down were strategically taken down 00:36:16.889 --> 00:36:20.409 because they were just oversized. They were way 00:36:20.409 --> 00:36:23.050 too big. And even it's still taller than I want 00:36:23.050 --> 00:36:24.969 it to be. I want to knock it down a little bit. 00:36:26.510 --> 00:36:29.429 Anything above the house line, I want down. Yeah, 00:36:29.429 --> 00:36:32.909 I get it. And we'll just remap it, reform it, 00:36:32.929 --> 00:36:34.869 whatever. I don't even know, man. These guys, 00:36:35.110 --> 00:36:38.019 I mean, they're good at what they do. And they 00:36:38.019 --> 00:36:39.400 can shape it. They can shape the tree. But it 00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:41.760 went like, and I'm not exaggerating, it went 00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:45.760 from like almost two grand down to like 500. 00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:48.500 Yeah. I was kind of like, what would you do? 00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:52.480 Now, did they know they're coming back? Or you 00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:53.920 looked at it and were like, yeah, I need some 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:57.219 more work on this. Yeah, well, I told them they're 00:36:57.219 --> 00:36:59.719 coming back. I said, yeah, come back in March 00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:02.159 and we're going to firm up a few extra spots. 00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:06.699 In March? Yeah, spring. Springtime. Before shit 00:37:06.699 --> 00:37:09.000 starts growing. Are you going to put some fertilizer 00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:11.500 stakes down and everything like that? Yeah, I'm 00:37:11.500 --> 00:37:13.840 going to do some love to figure out some stuff 00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:16.880 to do to the tree by myself. You're talking about 00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:20.659 the tree spikes. Whatever. Do you do that or 00:37:20.659 --> 00:37:22.320 something? I've used those in the past. Yeah, 00:37:22.340 --> 00:37:23.980 I have in the past too, but it's been like five 00:37:23.980 --> 00:37:26.099 years. Typically, once your tree gets old enough, 00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:28.769 you don't need that. You're supposed to do it 00:37:28.769 --> 00:37:31.409 on the perimeter of the drip line. And the drip 00:37:31.409 --> 00:37:34.269 line is the farthest out. Well, mine's in the 00:37:34.269 --> 00:37:36.969 street then. Right. No, there's the problem. 00:37:37.090 --> 00:37:39.710 Yeah. Because, I mean, as it's growing, right, 00:37:39.889 --> 00:37:43.110 it's the farthest point of drip line is you make 00:37:43.110 --> 00:37:45.889 a circle around the tree. Where the roots are 00:37:45.889 --> 00:37:48.030 supposed to be. Correct. And then at some point, 00:37:48.070 --> 00:37:50.750 it gets too big to make that work. Right, right. 00:37:50.889 --> 00:37:52.610 So, and then I think you probably don't even 00:37:52.610 --> 00:37:55.840 need. tree spikes anymore after that. I think 00:37:55.840 --> 00:38:01.260 the fact that I've reduced the amount of things 00:38:01.260 --> 00:38:04.860 for the tree to feed. You made like a cone. It 00:38:04.860 --> 00:38:09.119 looks pretty barren right now. But I mean, it 00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:12.599 will recoup. I mean, it will. Because there was 00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:14.739 another portion of the tree that did the same 00:38:14.739 --> 00:38:17.559 thing. My God, this was a big... It was like 00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:21.559 a 16 -inch in diameter leg that was coming up. 00:38:21.619 --> 00:38:23.849 And it was like... almost hitting emily's room 00:38:23.849 --> 00:38:26.070 it was over the house but it was coming back 00:38:26.070 --> 00:38:28.469 it's spanking that wall non -stop and they cut 00:38:28.469 --> 00:38:31.250 that shit down and it was just like a freaking 00:38:31.250 --> 00:38:34.889 just big ass log aiming in the air yeah you know 00:38:34.889 --> 00:38:36.329 but if that thing would have fallen it would 00:38:36.329 --> 00:38:38.909 have taken out my house in the neighbor's house 00:38:38.909 --> 00:38:42.210 right so this was a tree that existed before 00:38:42.210 --> 00:38:44.650 the house was built it wasn't planted with no 00:38:44.650 --> 00:38:46.230 i think it was it was planted with the house 00:38:46.230 --> 00:38:48.789 wasn't really oh wow yeah typically with these 00:38:48.789 --> 00:38:53.079 how old is your house I would say 20 years. Mine, 00:38:53.440 --> 00:38:56.059 my trees are not as big. Well, a different kind 00:38:56.059 --> 00:38:58.139 of tree. He's got an ash. Those may grow a little 00:38:58.139 --> 00:39:00.800 more aggressively. An ash, okay. Yeah. Which 00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:03.860 the ash tree I was reading, those may just go 00:39:03.860 --> 00:39:07.940 away because the ash beetle is ravaging country, 00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:10.500 across the country. Really? Killing them all. 00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:13.539 Yeah. Oak's the way to go, man. I got two big 00:39:13.539 --> 00:39:19.030 burrows out front. What is it? Red and... What's 00:39:19.030 --> 00:39:20.449 the other one? Red oaks are nice. Oh, there's 00:39:20.449 --> 00:39:22.710 white oak, there's red oak. Live, live. Live 00:39:22.710 --> 00:39:25.150 oak and red oak. Live oak, white oak. I've got 00:39:25.150 --> 00:39:29.409 a burr oak. My trees are burr oaks. Okay. I've 00:39:29.409 --> 00:39:34.269 got a charred white oak. Charred? Charred alligator. 00:39:34.809 --> 00:39:38.510 Alligator char. Actually, I have two Chinese 00:39:38.510 --> 00:39:43.670 pistachios is what I have. So back to Jeff's 00:39:43.670 --> 00:39:46.550 word, tchotchke. Okay. Tchotchke. Tchotchke. 00:39:46.809 --> 00:39:49.690 How would you think that's spelled, Paul? Yes. 00:39:51.190 --> 00:39:53.429 Close. You're very close. Thank you. I would 00:39:53.429 --> 00:39:58.849 think C -H -A. I don't know after that. I think 00:39:58.849 --> 00:40:01.769 C. Maybe a T in there somewhere. I think C -K 00:40:01.769 --> 00:40:07.610 -Y -H -H -L -Y -E -R. So it's pronounced tchotchke. 00:40:08.179 --> 00:40:10.699 Okay. There's a T in there somewhere. T. I say 00:40:10.699 --> 00:40:13.860 T. So it starts with a T. Yeah. So it's T -C 00:40:13.860 --> 00:40:21.360 -H -O. Cho. Cho. T. T -C -H -O -T. Chot. Okay. 00:40:21.539 --> 00:40:24.980 And then key. Chi. Ch -key. Tot. Ch -key. Ch 00:40:24.980 --> 00:40:30.789 -key. C -H -K -E. So. T -C -H -O -T. That's not 00:40:30.789 --> 00:40:33.750 a real word. Tchotchke. It reminds me of like 00:40:33.750 --> 00:40:34.670 a - Can you use that word in a sentence, please? 00:40:34.909 --> 00:40:39.190 Yeah. Tchotchke and what is the other dude's 00:40:39.190 --> 00:40:41.510 name from the Happy Days? Tchotchke. Tchotchke. 00:40:41.550 --> 00:40:55.340 And what is the other guy's - Tchaikovsky. Well, 00:40:55.340 --> 00:40:57.800 Jody loves Chachi. Who are the actors? There's 00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:01.300 Henry Winkler as the Fonz. There's Richie Cunningham. 00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:03.559 There's Chatsky. And then who's the other guy? 00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:06.960 The Fonz? No, besides the Fonz. Ralph Mouth Pottsy? 00:41:06.980 --> 00:41:10.739 Ralph Mouth Pottsy. It's Pottsy. Pottsy? Pottsy. 00:41:19.659 --> 00:41:22.380 That character there trips me out. I love calling 00:41:22.380 --> 00:41:26.599 people Potsy. Potsky. When somebody starts acting 00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:30.239 like it's not Potsy. Is that offensive? Is that 00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:34.420 a slam? It's kind of like some overzealous nerd 00:41:34.420 --> 00:41:39.519 forward slash college student. Is it like that 00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:43.099 annoying kid on Saved by the Bell? Perhaps. Who? 00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:47.280 Screech? Yeah, he wears a bow tie. No. Screech. 00:41:47.929 --> 00:41:52.050 It was a black kid with glasses and a bow tie. 00:41:52.250 --> 00:41:56.210 That was Urkel. So annoying. Oh my God. Did I 00:41:56.210 --> 00:41:59.849 do that? I never watched that show. Was that 00:41:59.849 --> 00:42:01.550 Shaped by the Bell? No. Yeah, we didn't watch 00:42:01.550 --> 00:42:03.789 that show. That was called Urkel. That was Urkel 00:42:03.789 --> 00:42:06.110 or Family Matters. He was in Family Matters and 00:42:06.110 --> 00:42:08.829 had his own show after that. He had a show called 00:42:08.829 --> 00:42:12.670 Urkel? Yeah. His name was Urkel. Maybe, I don't 00:42:12.670 --> 00:42:13.869 know if that was the name of the show. I think 00:42:13.869 --> 00:42:16.760 it was Family Matters. His character became the 00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:18.199 most popular thing, and then I think he had a 00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:20.360 spinoff after that. It was so annoying. It was 00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:23.139 annoying. And the fact that it just... Can you 00:42:23.139 --> 00:42:24.780 imagine him being an actor? He's like, oh, this 00:42:24.780 --> 00:42:26.820 is okay. This is where I'm making my money. Right. 00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:30.800 And will be forever known as Urkel. Even when 00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:33.239 he does shows, because he is kind of a good actor, 00:42:33.340 --> 00:42:35.519 and he shows up every now and then on some sort 00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:37.239 of show, whatever it is. He's like, oh, that's 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:38.980 Urkel. Yeah, that's Urkel. It's like he will 00:42:38.980 --> 00:42:41.440 never beat it. Hey, it's Urkel. Just like Pee 00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:45.019 Wee Herman, right? I mean, there were one something 00:42:45.019 --> 00:42:49.019 pony. Did Pee Wee Herman die? Yes, he did. Yeah, 00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:53.380 okay. I used to watch that TV show in college, 00:42:53.500 --> 00:42:55.500 I think, and then he got busted for - Hold up. 00:42:55.659 --> 00:42:59.440 Pause. You used to watch what show in college? 00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:02.400 Pee Wee Herman. That was a show? He had a TV 00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:04.800 show, Pee Wee Herman. I thought he had the Pee 00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:06.599 Wee Herman's Big Adventure. Yeah, he had a TV 00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:09.579 show as well. Which was actually funny. It was 00:43:09.579 --> 00:43:12.599 funny. Feliz Navidad. That means Merry Christmas 00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:16.519 in Spanish. Say it. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. 00:43:16.780 --> 00:43:22.059 Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. 00:43:22.460 --> 00:43:26.929 Feliz Navidad. Right. I've seen it, but I never 00:43:26.929 --> 00:43:29.510 watched it. I know that there's a difference. 00:43:29.670 --> 00:43:32.250 It was shock. It wasn't even shock value funny. 00:43:32.409 --> 00:43:34.969 It was just stupid funny. It was stupid. It was 00:43:34.969 --> 00:43:36.429 kind of like Dumb and Dumber. It was one of those 00:43:36.429 --> 00:43:37.989 shows that you put, because we had, what, two, 00:43:38.070 --> 00:43:39.989 three channels, and it was on, so you'd watch 00:43:39.989 --> 00:43:43.909 it, right? The scene where he's out in the wilderness, 00:43:44.130 --> 00:43:49.610 and he hears all these noises or whatever, and 00:43:49.610 --> 00:43:51.210 he turns on the flashlight, and there's literally 00:43:51.210 --> 00:43:55.639 a thousand animals all around him. There were 00:43:55.639 --> 00:43:57.480 some really, really funny scenes in that movie, 00:43:57.559 --> 00:44:00.340 but for the most part, it was really stupid. 00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:05.420 Anyway, yeah, he got busted. I think he was touching 00:44:05.420 --> 00:44:07.800 himself in a movie theater. It was called masturbating. 00:44:08.099 --> 00:44:10.739 I didn't want to say that word. There's something 00:44:10.739 --> 00:44:13.300 gross about that word. Touching yourself is different. 00:44:14.420 --> 00:44:16.420 Jacking off, is that better? No, that's also 00:44:16.420 --> 00:44:18.860 offensive. Okay. Well, I mean, that's what he 00:44:18.860 --> 00:44:22.599 was doing. He was at a - Porn. A porn place, 00:44:22.699 --> 00:44:27.219 and he was - Polishing the bishop and spanking 00:44:27.219 --> 00:44:29.920 the monkey. Okay. Slopping the knob. Frosting 00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.119 the pastries. I think. Hold on. Slopping the 00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:35.340 knob is not. That's different. Is that what you 00:44:35.340 --> 00:44:37.119 said? He's like, hold on a minute. That's wrong 00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:38.840 terminology. What are you, slobbing the knob? 00:44:39.099 --> 00:44:41.619 Yeah, that's not. Frosting the pastries. Oh, 00:44:41.659 --> 00:44:44.840 that's. Yeah, somebody. else. But it's interesting 00:44:44.840 --> 00:44:46.519 because you had brought up the... Can we move 00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:49.920 on? I'll try to... So you brought up in college, 00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:52.099 you're watching fucking the Pee Wee Herman show, 00:44:52.219 --> 00:44:55.840 right? And I immediately was like, what the fuck, 00:44:55.860 --> 00:44:59.199 man? And then I started thinking, hold on. You 00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:01.360 watched it too. No, I didn't. I didn't watch 00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:04.760 that show. But I did watch shows equally as stupid 00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:10.050 as that. I just pulled up the DuckTales. DuckTales. 00:45:10.110 --> 00:45:11.570 I remember that. I never watched that. Do you 00:45:11.570 --> 00:45:13.630 remember DuckTales with Scrooge McDuck and the 00:45:13.630 --> 00:45:15.909 boys? I've heard of it. I've never watched it. 00:45:15.929 --> 00:45:20.469 I have never watched it, no. Oh, my God. I'm 00:45:20.469 --> 00:45:22.710 not even sure what it is. It's a cartoon. It's 00:45:22.710 --> 00:45:25.429 a cartoon. It's a Disney cartoon. Is it Disney? 00:45:26.299 --> 00:45:28.639 Donald Duck. I know VeggieTales, but I don't 00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:30.599 know DuckTales. VeggieTales is another one, and 00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:32.579 VeggieTales was something I watched with the 00:45:32.579 --> 00:45:34.739 kids, which is a whole different animal by itself. 00:45:34.900 --> 00:45:38.159 Oh, we all did. VeggieTales. VeggieTales. It 00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:45.119 was great. Yes. Broccoli. Celery. Caterpie. VeggieTales. 00:45:57.629 --> 00:45:59.969 And you know what's funny? It wasn't actually 00:45:59.969 --> 00:46:02.750 that painful to watch as an adult. Well, there 00:46:02.750 --> 00:46:05.050 were catchy songs. Yeah, it really wasn't. There 00:46:05.050 --> 00:46:06.989 was a lot of catchy songs, but there was a lot 00:46:06.989 --> 00:46:09.650 of adult humor in there. You're like, oh, I can 00:46:09.650 --> 00:46:12.409 read between the lines. And the songs that they 00:46:12.409 --> 00:46:16.500 had, I mean, they were so like. But it also, 00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:19.099 like, taught lessons. Correct. It brought in, 00:46:19.159 --> 00:46:24.460 like, Costco, the big supermarkets, and how it 00:46:24.460 --> 00:46:27.320 squeezed out the little guys, and you had Madam 00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:30.599 Blueberry. But it was a big spiritual message, 00:46:30.699 --> 00:46:33.539 too, wasn't it? There was some faith -based. 00:46:33.539 --> 00:46:36.440 It was absolutely a faith -based show, I thought. 00:46:36.579 --> 00:46:40.639 Yeah, it was. Look, so VeggieTales won. Going 00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:45.860 back to DuckTales, it reminds me of how immature, 00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:50.079 how mature we think we are. But in reality, we're 00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:53.519 fucking just children. Because immediately when 00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:55.739 you said that, I was going to make fun of you, 00:46:55.780 --> 00:46:57.019 but I was like, wait a minute, pump the brakes 00:46:57.019 --> 00:47:00.510 there. Immature man. So I started thinking of 00:47:00.510 --> 00:47:02.989 DuckTales and there's all kinds of stuff that 00:47:02.989 --> 00:47:05.150 was going on. I was watching. What's the stupid 00:47:05.150 --> 00:47:10.030 cartoon? Beavis and Butthead? Yes. My roommate, 00:47:10.170 --> 00:47:13.809 that's all he did. That's all he watched? Yeah, 00:47:13.829 --> 00:47:15.369 I would come home from class and he would just 00:47:15.369 --> 00:47:18.070 be watching Beavis and Butthead. The other one, 00:47:18.210 --> 00:47:20.170 I think Beavis and Butthead may - You talk about 00:47:20.170 --> 00:47:22.269 immature. I was out of school at that point, 00:47:22.289 --> 00:47:25.570 but the big one was Ren and Stimpy. Remember 00:47:25.570 --> 00:47:29.090 that one? That was so brutal. Hey, man, I got 00:47:29.090 --> 00:47:32.349 something special for you. But it was so bad. 00:47:32.829 --> 00:47:35.070 It was violent and gross. Yeah, but the pictures 00:47:35.070 --> 00:47:38.190 they would show, the close -up of the zits popping. 00:47:38.349 --> 00:47:41.469 It was real juicy. It was so gross. What's with 00:47:41.469 --> 00:47:44.130 you? It kind of reminded me of The Simpsons' 00:47:44.170 --> 00:47:47.510 Itchy and Scratchy. Yes, yeah. Yeah, remember? 00:47:47.869 --> 00:47:52.469 Except so. It was so graphic. So graphic is the 00:47:52.469 --> 00:47:57.019 word. So graphic. Yeah, it was so... Ren and 00:47:57.019 --> 00:47:59.159 Stimpy was graphic? Yes. Yeah, well, they did 00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:00.980 the close -up. So was Itchy and Scratchy, man. 00:48:01.019 --> 00:48:03.380 It was over -the -top graphic. That was the point. 00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:06.380 It was like making fun of Tom and Jerry and how 00:48:06.380 --> 00:48:09.179 graphic Tom and Jerry was back in the day, right? 00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:11.280 And it took it to a whole new level, right? Right. 00:48:11.559 --> 00:48:14.139 And Simpsons is still going. Do they still do 00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:16.000 Itchy and Scratchy? I have no idea. I haven't 00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:17.920 watched that since college. It is the longest 00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:21.400 -running show in history. Well, I wasn't in college, 00:48:21.420 --> 00:48:23.960 and I graduated over 30 years ago. I know. It's 00:48:23.960 --> 00:48:26.710 insane. So are you guys watching any Christmas 00:48:26.710 --> 00:48:32.130 shows? We watched Red One last night. What is 00:48:32.130 --> 00:48:36.190 that? Red One. Red One. That's the one that has 00:48:36.190 --> 00:48:38.829 the rock. Santa Claus gets kidnapped and he's 00:48:38.829 --> 00:48:41.230 like the head security guy and they go look for 00:48:41.230 --> 00:48:43.250 him. It was actually pretty good. Really? Red 00:48:43.250 --> 00:48:45.210 One, what is it on Netflix? It's on Amazon. And 00:48:45.210 --> 00:48:49.789 Santa comes out of the house. And he's all buff. 00:48:50.010 --> 00:48:52.050 Yeah, and he's like killing. He is. So I've watched 00:48:52.050 --> 00:48:55.230 National Lampoon. I've watched twice. I've watched 00:48:55.230 --> 00:48:58.550 Elf several times. I've watched Scrooged with 00:48:58.550 --> 00:49:00.710 Bill Murray. Oh, Bill Murray. I actually watched 00:49:00.710 --> 00:49:03.369 Die Hard. I actually did. I did not watch Die 00:49:03.369 --> 00:49:06.550 Hard. I did watch Die Hard. See? I did. Not a 00:49:06.550 --> 00:49:10.750 Christmas movie. It is 100%. I just happened 00:49:10.750 --> 00:49:13.949 to see it, so I watched it. It was so good, too. 00:49:14.070 --> 00:49:16.050 I forgot how good it was. It's a great movie. 00:49:16.269 --> 00:49:21.170 It really is. And the villains. It was one of 00:49:21.170 --> 00:49:23.340 the movies that... Hans Gruber. It was one of 00:49:23.340 --> 00:49:25.539 the movies where they actually make the villains, 00:49:25.679 --> 00:49:29.380 like, not likable, but totally respected. Well, 00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:32.079 entertaining. Yeah, I mean, they were actually, 00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:35.159 like, good villains. You know what I mean? Like, 00:49:35.219 --> 00:49:38.840 they held their own. Right. They're smart. Yeah, 00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:41.119 they're smart. They're smart. Thank you. I mean, 00:49:41.219 --> 00:49:45.039 it was awesome. It was a good movie. I like the 00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:50.320 part where he's falling. Hans Gruber. Yeah, Hans 00:49:50.320 --> 00:49:53.159 Gruber. He's hanging on the edge of the building. 00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:56.059 And they said when they were filming that, that 00:49:56.059 --> 00:49:58.840 they actually let him go on purpose. Without 00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:00.940 him knowing. Without him knowing. And they actually 00:50:00.940 --> 00:50:04.239 captured like, oh shit. The real response. Yeah. 00:50:04.300 --> 00:50:08.380 It's very believable. So I would totally buy 00:50:08.380 --> 00:50:10.599 that. Yeah, I would have been all, fuck you. 00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:16.179 But that guy died. He did? Yeah. He died. He 00:50:16.179 --> 00:50:19.400 was also on Harry Potter. He was Severus Snape. 00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:21.639 Snape. What did he die of? Cancer or something? 00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:23.920 I believe so, yeah. Oh, that's too bad. He was 00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:27.059 also in Robin Hood. He was the Sheriff of Nottingham. 00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:29.400 He was really good at that as well. He was a 00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:33.000 pretty good actor, man. Yeah. There's a lot of 00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:36.360 good actors out there. I couldn't do it. And 00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:40.619 the scene where they're on the roof and he is 00:50:40.619 --> 00:50:43.980 looking to see, he runs into Bruce Willis. And 00:50:43.980 --> 00:50:47.679 he acts like he changes his accent to be American. 00:50:47.739 --> 00:50:50.139 Oh, yeah. And he's like, don't hurt me. Yeah, 00:50:50.219 --> 00:50:51.780 don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. Please don't hurt 00:50:51.780 --> 00:50:53.659 me. And he was like, yeah, I'm not going to hurt 00:50:53.659 --> 00:50:55.420 you, man. I'm not going to hurt you. And I was 00:50:55.420 --> 00:50:58.619 like, damn, he's totally believable. Yep. But 00:50:58.619 --> 00:51:01.599 he figured it out. Right. Bruce Willis. Well, 00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:04.280 he was smoking those European cigarettes. Well, 00:51:04.340 --> 00:51:05.980 Bruce Willis, yeah. Well, he handed him a gun 00:51:05.980 --> 00:51:07.699 with no bullets in it because he knew he was 00:51:07.699 --> 00:51:11.019 one of those guys. It was the European cigarettes. 00:51:11.579 --> 00:51:13.619 Really? It was the cigarettes they gave away? 00:51:13.860 --> 00:51:14.719 It was the cigarettes. Yeah, the cigarettes. 00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:18.920 Oh, I didn't catch that. I can't hear. It's in 00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:22.019 the subtitles. Did you have your little thing 00:51:22.019 --> 00:51:26.099 set up at home? We can't afford that. I can't 00:51:26.099 --> 00:51:28.440 afford the extra. Hell, I tried putting on closed 00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:30.280 caption at their house, and I almost got kicked 00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:31.639 out of the fucking house. What are you putting 00:51:31.639 --> 00:51:36.139 closed caption on here? No one did that. We went 00:51:36.139 --> 00:51:37.960 over there to watch the football game. Oh, well, 00:51:38.019 --> 00:51:40.000 you don't need closed caption on a football game. 00:51:40.179 --> 00:51:43.760 No, you don't need closed caption on any sporting 00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:47.420 event. That's a man rule. Actually, that's true 00:51:47.420 --> 00:51:49.159 because it's a pain in the ass because usually 00:51:49.159 --> 00:51:51.239 the closed caption covers up some pretty important 00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:53.599 information. Yes, absolutely. All the stats. 00:51:53.739 --> 00:51:56.039 That should be a man rule. No closed caption 00:51:56.039 --> 00:51:57.559 during a sporting event. It's not a man rule. 00:51:57.599 --> 00:52:00.139 It's just a pain in the ass rule. I don't know. 00:52:00.699 --> 00:52:03.500 It's a regular thing in my house now. It won't 00:52:03.500 --> 00:52:06.460 be after this weekend, but I do Red Zone and 00:52:06.460 --> 00:52:11.099 My Game. I carry a 50 -inch TV into the family 00:52:11.099 --> 00:52:13.920 room and put it on chairs next to the other TV, 00:52:14.059 --> 00:52:16.400 and I do Red Zone on that one, and I do My Game 00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:17.460 on the other one. Do you really? Absolutely, 00:52:17.699 --> 00:52:19.920 every Sunday. Do you want one of those little 00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:22.880 rolling stands like I have for the karaoke? Nah, 00:52:22.940 --> 00:52:24.980 it's pretty easy to carry it over there. I don't 00:52:24.980 --> 00:52:28.380 need to overcomplicate. It makes it just rollable. 00:52:28.739 --> 00:52:30.920 Yeah, it's all good. It's got wheels. Remember, 00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:32.940 that's what I put on Instagram. So Shelly was 00:52:32.940 --> 00:52:35.420 watching the proposal on the main screen, and 00:52:35.420 --> 00:52:38.559 I carried my TV in to do my Red Zone deal, and 00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:41.239 the Titans weren't playing yet, and I watched 00:52:41.239 --> 00:52:43.260 Red Zone on the left TV and watched the proposal 00:52:43.260 --> 00:52:46.179 on the front TV. So how did you listen to the 00:52:46.179 --> 00:52:50.079 Red Zone? I mute it. You don't even need sound 00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:51.659 for Red Zone. Oh, you use closed caption? No. 00:52:51.739 --> 00:52:53.599 You don't need closed caption or sound for Red 00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:55.019 Zone. You're just watching people play football. 00:52:55.179 --> 00:52:58.570 Come on. It's not that hard. Right? You couldn't 00:52:58.570 --> 00:53:01.130 tune in your hearing aids to pick up the TV? 00:53:01.570 --> 00:53:03.889 That would have been fancy. Actually, I don't 00:53:03.889 --> 00:53:06.050 know. Can you do that? Yeah, you can. They have 00:53:06.050 --> 00:53:08.449 ones that plug into the TV, and then they send 00:53:08.449 --> 00:53:10.170 the Bluetooth signal to your hearing aid. Oh, 00:53:10.170 --> 00:53:12.010 my gosh. That's genius. I don't need it, though. 00:53:12.030 --> 00:53:13.650 I used to have that. I got those from my mom, 00:53:13.789 --> 00:53:17.230 the Bluetooth headphones. It's more trouble than 00:53:17.230 --> 00:53:19.710 it's worth. So she could have it on. Did it work 00:53:19.710 --> 00:53:21.309 pretty well for us? Oh, yeah. 100%. Oh, really? 00:53:21.429 --> 00:53:23.909 100%. Yeah. And then when she passed away, I 00:53:23.909 --> 00:53:25.929 brought them home because my dad wasn't using 00:53:25.929 --> 00:53:28.510 them. So I used them here for a little bit. Yeah. 00:53:29.190 --> 00:53:32.269 To me, I'm old school, so that kind of shit's 00:53:32.269 --> 00:53:33.769 more trouble than it's worth. You know what I 00:53:33.769 --> 00:53:39.070 mean? Let's talk about what we're drinking, because 00:53:39.070 --> 00:53:46.429 it is effing phenomenal. You know, I'm... Is 00:53:46.429 --> 00:53:48.949 this another 1 .3 rating? It's very complicated. 00:53:50.170 --> 00:53:52.710 What's going on here up front? First of all, 00:53:52.710 --> 00:53:56.599 this is Woodford Reserve. This one is a... is 00:53:56.599 --> 00:53:58.639 from the distillery. So this is Woodford Reserve 00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:01.679 Chocolate Whispered Redux. It's a very small 00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:03.099 bottle. And I don't even know if this is pronounced 00:54:03.099 --> 00:54:05.340 right because usually Redux is like E -U -X, 00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:08.440 but this is - It's French. Yeah, this is Redux, 00:54:08.460 --> 00:54:13.480 R -E -D -U -X. Features, well, I don't want to 00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:15.400 get into that, but it's a tiny little bottle 00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.260 for one thing. It's a smaller bottle because 00:54:17.260 --> 00:54:20.239 - That's the only way they packaged it. Yeah. 00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.800 So it's very unique, and it's called the Chocolate 00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:29.960 Whisper Redux, whatever. It definitely has that 00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:32.460 dark, dark chocolate thing. But you know what 00:54:32.460 --> 00:54:36.079 I taste in there? I taste that Band -Aid taste, 00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:42.460 that peat. There's something going on. It's hidden 00:54:42.460 --> 00:54:45.139 beneath there somewhere. I don't pick up the 00:54:45.139 --> 00:54:50.360 peat. There's no double oak on this either. No. 00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:53.679 So this is the Cooper Ridge. Yeah, it's a new 00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:59.980 charred oak barrel, and it's 139 .4 proof. That's 00:54:59.980 --> 00:55:04.619 high proof. This is the highest ever Woodford 00:55:04.619 --> 00:55:08.300 Reserve. It is unbelievable. They've never had 00:55:08.300 --> 00:55:11.900 anything higher than that. How coffee, chocolatey, 00:55:11.900 --> 00:55:16.650 toffee. I mean, every bit of all those. Candy 00:55:16.650 --> 00:55:19.510 -like notes. I mean, it's dark, dark chocolate. 00:55:19.630 --> 00:55:22.630 Dark chocolate. Like you said, I pick up the 00:55:22.630 --> 00:55:26.969 coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Very dark fruit. Very 00:55:26.969 --> 00:55:30.949 dark stone fruit, like a dark cherry. How do 00:55:30.949 --> 00:55:35.170 they do it? That's amazing. I don't know. I don't 00:55:35.170 --> 00:55:36.590 know how old it is. There's no age statement 00:55:36.590 --> 00:55:37.829 on there. Does it say what you're looking at? 00:55:37.829 --> 00:55:40.650 The bottling date is 2025. The bottling date. 00:55:41.389 --> 00:55:44.909 There is no age statement. Does it say on your 00:55:44.909 --> 00:55:47.869 little webpage? Hey, why don't you get your fancy 00:55:47.869 --> 00:55:51.070 glasses? What does it say under Master Distiller 00:55:51.070 --> 00:55:54.710 Notes? Read that to us. So the Master Distiller 00:55:54.710 --> 00:56:01.110 Notes, it's an unparalleled proof of this. Uh 00:56:01.110 --> 00:56:05.030 -oh. The glasses are failing him. This equitable 00:56:05.030 --> 00:56:11.530 extended aged whiskey showcases the bourbons. 00:56:13.299 --> 00:56:18.139 Extended aging. Something chocolate and espresso 00:56:18.139 --> 00:56:21.420 notes. I think this is... Exquisite. Exquisite 00:56:21.420 --> 00:56:24.199 chocolate and espresso notes. Yeah. I think this 00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:25.699 is probably a little bit older because it's dark. 00:56:25.980 --> 00:56:29.699 I'm going eight years. At least. At least. It 00:56:29.699 --> 00:56:32.139 doesn't say, but I would... I mean, look, this 00:56:32.139 --> 00:56:34.219 bottle is dark. Where did we get this bottle? 00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:36.619 You got it at... I got it at Woodford Reserve. 00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:38.579 I am curious. How much did you spend on this? 00:56:38.820 --> 00:56:41.280 That was $100. God bless. That little bottle. 00:56:41.460 --> 00:56:44.460 It's a half bottle. Worth every penny. It's tremendous. 00:56:44.739 --> 00:56:46.719 It's not quite hazmat, but. It absolutely is 00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:49.659 tremendous. Yeah. No, it is hazmat. It's $139. 00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:53.420 Well, $140 is official hazmat. Yeah. Just. So 00:56:53.420 --> 00:56:55.280 technically. Just. So technically you could take 00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:59.000 that on the airplane. Really? Yeah, if it's $140 00:56:59.000 --> 00:57:00.400 and above, you cannot take that on an airplane. 00:57:00.900 --> 00:57:03.099 Like in checked baggage. Because it's considered 00:57:03.099 --> 00:57:04.920 hazardous material. That's why they call it hazmat. 00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:08.150 Oh, shit. Yeah. Well, maybe that's why they did 00:57:08.150 --> 00:57:09.889 it, because they want people to carry this all 00:57:09.889 --> 00:57:11.949 over the country. It could be. In the belly of 00:57:11.949 --> 00:57:15.010 an airplane. Could be. Yeah, they sold this at 00:57:15.010 --> 00:57:18.409 distillery only. This is the only size, and you 00:57:18.409 --> 00:57:20.730 had to ask for it. At least it was when I was 00:57:20.730 --> 00:57:23.110 there. How'd you know to ask for it? I heard 00:57:23.110 --> 00:57:25.429 someone talking about it. Oh, my God. While you 00:57:25.429 --> 00:57:26.829 were there? Yeah, we were walking around the 00:57:26.829 --> 00:57:30.869 store. They were like, it's a lesbian. Literally. 00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:33.960 It wasn't available. They didn't have a big display 00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:36.440 up or anything like that. And they came from 00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:39.000 the back room and handed you one? Well, no. They 00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:41.480 had them underneath the counter. Oh, my God. 00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:44.659 Yeah. They wanted somebody who knew about it 00:57:44.659 --> 00:57:46.920 to ask for it. I asked. I was like, well, it's 00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:50.139 $100. I was like, this was our last stop, too. 00:57:50.179 --> 00:57:51.900 And you were like, and? I was like, should I 00:57:51.900 --> 00:57:53.340 do it? You're like, do you have any idea what 00:57:53.340 --> 00:57:55.239 podcast I'm associated with? Do you know who 00:57:55.239 --> 00:57:57.639 I am? Do you know who I think I am? And then 00:57:57.639 --> 00:57:59.219 I looked at it. I was like, $139. I was like, 00:57:59.219 --> 00:58:03.860 I'll take it. $139 proof. Woodford Reserve Chocolate 00:58:03.860 --> 00:58:06.739 Whisperer Redux features intense dark chocolates, 00:58:06.860 --> 00:58:09.159 cocoa nibs, and coffee on the nose and palate. 00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:11.739 100 % all that. Bounced with rich notes of toasted 00:58:11.739 --> 00:58:14.199 oak dried cherry, cranberry, and bacon, spices, 00:58:14.420 --> 00:58:17.260 cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove. I can't believe 00:58:17.260 --> 00:58:21.840 it's not flavored. It's not. That's how. How 00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:25.079 does it get? That's how extreme the flavor is? 00:58:25.219 --> 00:58:27.980 Known for decadent yet complex chocolate forward 00:58:27.980 --> 00:58:30.659 experience with significant oak and fruit. How 00:58:30.659 --> 00:58:33.659 does it get that chocolate? I don't get it. Is 00:58:33.659 --> 00:58:36.380 it a decaying barrel that they're using? It could 00:58:36.380 --> 00:58:38.940 be the yeast. It could be the barleys, the wheats, 00:58:38.960 --> 00:58:41.420 the corn that they used. It could be all of that. 00:58:42.420 --> 00:58:44.219 Gentlemen, this is going to get the highest rating 00:58:44.219 --> 00:58:48.940 I've ever given. Hands down. Is it really? Yes. 00:58:49.799 --> 00:58:54.199 I'm going to give it an 8 .8. Damn. That's pretty 00:58:54.199 --> 00:58:56.579 good. I have never given anything that high. 00:58:56.719 --> 00:58:58.980 Not even close. I've given it a 9, haven't I? 00:59:00.019 --> 00:59:01.960 Yeah, I don't know which one, though. Oh, shit. 00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:03.579 Chuck's not here to take the... We'll have to 00:59:03.579 --> 00:59:06.159 write him down. And by the time Chuck gets back, 00:59:06.340 --> 00:59:08.920 it may go 9. I mean, you can't get better than 00:59:08.920 --> 00:59:10.880 this. This is good. So, I mean, I don't want 00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:12.800 to give it a 10 because that just doesn't seem 00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:15.059 right. Yeah. But, I mean, you cannot get better 00:59:15.059 --> 00:59:19.289 than this. You can't, in my opinion. I mean, 00:59:19.309 --> 00:59:24.230 if you're into a dark chocolatey, rich, no, zero 00:59:24.230 --> 00:59:27.449 burn. How do you have no burn for 139 proof? 00:59:27.610 --> 00:59:29.929 I don't know. Yeah. Well, you saw me when I took 00:59:29.929 --> 00:59:31.329 the first pool. I would go over nine. I would 00:59:31.329 --> 00:59:33.349 go over nine because I don't know how to rate 00:59:33.349 --> 00:59:37.269 this. Yeah. This is very, very rich. That first 00:59:37.269 --> 00:59:38.650 pool of mine almost took me back. Zero burn. 00:59:38.909 --> 00:59:41.510 Yeah. I was like, wow. So what are you calling? 00:59:41.670 --> 00:59:44.329 What are you doing? I am in the probably high 00:59:44.329 --> 00:59:49.400 eights, eight, seven, I think. You know, talking 00:59:49.400 --> 00:59:51.059 through it, I'm going to go higher. I'm going 00:59:51.059 --> 00:59:54.059 to go 9 -1. I'm going to go 9 -1 -2. There you 00:59:54.059 --> 00:59:59.519 go. 9 -1 -2. You're going to go 1 .9 -1 also. 01:00:00.260 --> 01:00:05.760 9 .101. I'm going to go 9 .01. No, no. You already 01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:09.900 said. You already voted. I'm going to go 9 -0 01:00:09.900 --> 01:00:16.659 -2 -1 -0. Fuck. 9 -0 -2. That's higher than mine. 01:00:16.820 --> 01:00:22.340 9 .0210. Yeah, that's higher than mine. Did you 01:00:22.340 --> 01:00:25.019 ever watch that show? 90210? 100%. Did you really? 01:00:25.139 --> 01:00:28.280 The original, the OG, yeah. I didn't. OG. The 01:00:28.280 --> 01:00:31.059 OG. Did you just hear that? The OG. Well, they 01:00:31.059 --> 01:00:33.179 remade the damn thing. What does OG mean? What 01:00:33.179 --> 01:00:36.219 does the old generation? Original gang. Gangster, 01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:41.119 yeah. Original gangster. The blonde was so cute 01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:42.840 in the first show. There was a couple blondes. 01:00:42.840 --> 01:00:45.670 I know, but. You would probably recognize. I 01:00:45.670 --> 01:00:47.150 mean, you know the one I'm talking about. What 01:00:47.150 --> 01:00:49.989 is it called again? Beverly Hills 90210. What? 01:00:50.909 --> 01:00:54.170 Did you ever watch that? Why are you acting like 01:00:54.170 --> 01:00:56.489 you've never heard of it? Because that's literally 01:00:56.489 --> 01:00:59.570 impossible. Was it Jenny Garth? Yes. I've heard 01:00:59.570 --> 01:01:01.449 of it. I just never really watched it. Look at 01:01:01.449 --> 01:01:04.730 this guy. This guy, he's like an elephant. He 01:01:04.730 --> 01:01:08.070 remembers everything. Do they remember everything? 01:01:08.210 --> 01:01:16.079 Elephants do. Supposedly. Yes. So before that, 01:01:16.179 --> 01:01:18.480 there was another kind of show similar to that 01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:23.639 one. And Heather Locklear played in it. That 01:01:23.639 --> 01:01:28.159 was after. That was Melrose Place. Beverly Hills. 01:01:28.260 --> 01:01:31.320 Beverly Hills came out first. They came out with 01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:34.539 Melrose, which is a slightly older crowd. I haven't 01:01:34.539 --> 01:01:38.000 seen what Heather Locklear looks like. Bad, right? 01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:41.039 Has she aged well? See, this is what I'm saying. 01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:44.460 I want them to be always like I remember them. 01:01:44.579 --> 01:01:48.079 I don't want to see the bands that I like being 01:01:48.079 --> 01:01:50.980 all old on stage and weird looking. I mean, like 01:01:50.980 --> 01:01:55.280 Tori Spelling. Oh, yeah. I mean, they just age. 01:01:55.300 --> 01:01:59.079 Guys. Yes. And Shannon Daugherty's dead. Yeah, 01:01:59.079 --> 01:02:01.460 she died. We don't look like we did when we were 01:02:01.460 --> 01:02:05.519 20. You sure? Pretty sure. I don't know. I mean, 01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:08.119 I look amazing. I mean, don't get me wrong. Well, 01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:10.179 we all age. We don't look the same. I can guarantee 01:02:10.179 --> 01:02:12.400 that. And they're not. They try. Oh, hell. I 01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:14.579 remember being at a bar and some woman looking 01:02:14.579 --> 01:02:17.320 at me and says, how did you get her? Talking 01:02:17.320 --> 01:02:19.039 about my wife. And I was like, well, I didn't 01:02:19.039 --> 01:02:22.599 always look like this. You know, that was at 01:02:22.599 --> 01:02:24.659 that. That's when you said he was gay. Yeah. 01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:27.559 Rugby. You offended him first. I don't care. 01:02:28.340 --> 01:02:31.440 What did you say? Oh, he said rugby was gay. 01:02:31.480 --> 01:02:33.579 Yeah. And he was a former rugby player. Yeah. 01:02:33.659 --> 01:02:37.230 And he was like. I should kill you, but I won't. 01:02:37.230 --> 01:02:39.929 You can try. Oh, he would have torn you apart. 01:02:40.289 --> 01:02:42.489 Whatever, man. Oh, look at him all. I would have 01:02:42.489 --> 01:02:46.730 bit slapped his wife. See? Oh, wow. She was rude. 01:02:47.110 --> 01:02:49.789 Yeah, she was. Well, she was angry because you 01:02:49.789 --> 01:02:51.110 had offended her. She didn't even hear that. 01:02:51.289 --> 01:02:54.210 I think she did. That was at the rugby house, 01:02:54.289 --> 01:02:57.309 wasn't it? I was there. I was there. She didn't 01:02:57.309 --> 01:03:01.019 even hear it, honestly. She was on my left and 01:03:01.019 --> 01:03:04.079 he was on my right. We were talking in a different 01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:05.780 direction. But when you walked away, she made 01:03:05.780 --> 01:03:08.280 a comment and I can't remember what she said. 01:03:08.340 --> 01:03:09.840 She was like, yeah, your friend something something. 01:03:10.099 --> 01:03:13.480 And I was like, oh boy, here we go. She did. 01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:15.579 She made some sort of comment. But what is it 01:03:15.579 --> 01:03:18.780 that she said? She was pissed off. Her husband 01:03:18.780 --> 01:03:20.260 was pissed off and that made her pissed off. 01:03:21.889 --> 01:03:23.829 I don't care. Anyway, but that wasn't during 01:03:23.829 --> 01:03:25.769 COVID. Yeah, but we were there. Who was there? 01:03:25.829 --> 01:03:27.250 You and I first? We were all there. Yeah, we 01:03:27.250 --> 01:03:29.369 were there first. That was St. Patrick's Day. 01:03:29.530 --> 01:03:32.170 Yes. And we all went there. The ladies were there 01:03:32.170 --> 01:03:34.889 and everybody. We just got blown up and we ended 01:03:34.889 --> 01:03:38.610 up going somewhere else to eat dinner. Yeah, 01:03:38.670 --> 01:03:41.889 because - Somebody fell asleep at the table at 01:03:41.889 --> 01:03:44.300 the dinner that we went to. Was that you? I don't 01:03:44.300 --> 01:03:47.079 remember. I think it was you. I think it was. 01:03:47.239 --> 01:03:49.059 It was him. He fell asleep. Did we go to Kelly's? 01:03:49.059 --> 01:03:50.699 Is that where we ended up? No. It was pretty 01:03:50.699 --> 01:03:52.940 nice. Yeah, it was a nicer place. It wasn't Kelly, 01:03:53.019 --> 01:03:54.639 though. Oh, that's right. Where the fuck was 01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:57.579 it? I don't know. I remember that. You did fall 01:03:57.579 --> 01:03:59.340 asleep. I have images of it, but I don't remember 01:03:59.340 --> 01:04:01.300 where it was. We were all in the same place, 01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:05.489 and that was intoxicating. It was fun, though, 01:04:05.510 --> 01:04:08.070 but it's kind of a staple of the time. Whatever, 01:04:08.329 --> 01:04:09.969 man. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about 01:04:09.969 --> 01:04:13.150 that either, but that lady... When I was going 01:04:13.150 --> 01:04:16.789 back up there, I hunted them down because I wanted 01:04:16.789 --> 01:04:21.730 to have a follow -up on that. By the way, still 01:04:21.730 --> 01:04:23.949 gay. Oh, I thought you were going to say, hey, 01:04:24.010 --> 01:04:27.150 do you remember a year ago? No, I don't care. 01:04:27.349 --> 01:04:29.570 I didn't mean that. I hope you guys are okay. 01:04:29.929 --> 01:04:34.119 I didn't say gay. I said queer. Let's be clear. 01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:36.679 You did say queer. I said queer because it is 01:04:36.679 --> 01:04:39.320 an odd sport. Yeah. And he's the one that kind 01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:42.119 of took it somewhere it shouldn't go. Look, it's 01:04:42.119 --> 01:04:45.780 queer. Is it queer? Rugby? Yeah. Is it queer? 01:04:46.099 --> 01:04:48.460 Rugby was the... Hold on. You're saying it's 01:04:48.460 --> 01:04:50.820 not an odd sport? It predates football. It predates 01:04:50.820 --> 01:04:53.320 football, yeah. So? Does it make it queer? I 01:04:53.320 --> 01:04:54.639 don't think it's queer. I don't think it's weird. 01:04:55.099 --> 01:04:59.420 Okay, but is it part of the normal? What we consider 01:04:59.420 --> 01:05:01.739 football. For the rest of the world, yes. How 01:05:01.739 --> 01:05:03.059 about for the United States? Because that's where 01:05:03.059 --> 01:05:05.699 we're from. Actually, that's big in colleges 01:05:05.699 --> 01:05:07.139 and stuff. There's rugby teams. It's big now, 01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:09.320 but it wasn't back then. My wife played college 01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:12.019 in college. She played college in college? She 01:05:12.019 --> 01:05:13.579 played college in college. And she also played 01:05:13.579 --> 01:05:16.800 rugby in college. For the majority of the United 01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:19.360 States citizens. I think it's bigger than you 01:05:19.360 --> 01:05:22.800 think it is. Okay, but still. I'm with him. It's 01:05:22.800 --> 01:05:24.800 not a big sport. Most people don't know the rules. 01:05:24.820 --> 01:05:27.340 I wouldn't use the term queer though. You wouldn't, 01:05:27.340 --> 01:05:29.860 but I'm just saying it is a queer sport. Not 01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:32.360 to be confused with homosexual. I think you used 01:05:32.360 --> 01:05:34.219 that word wrong. It's an odd sport. I don't think 01:05:34.219 --> 01:05:36.840 queer is the right word. Queer is the right word. 01:05:36.940 --> 01:05:39.800 Queer is odd. Like a $2 bill is queer. He's saying 01:05:39.800 --> 01:05:42.760 odd. He's just saying odd. And that is listed 01:05:42.760 --> 01:05:45.139 under one of the definitions of queer. I understand 01:05:45.139 --> 01:05:47.579 that. Because a $2 bill is queer. Yeah. You know, 01:05:47.579 --> 01:05:49.719 it doesn't make a gay or... I just don't see 01:05:49.719 --> 01:05:51.579 it as an odd sport. You don't think... I think 01:05:51.579 --> 01:05:53.619 it's a less popular sport. You think Thomas Jefferson 01:05:53.619 --> 01:05:55.699 is gay? Is that what you're saying? I don't know. 01:05:55.760 --> 01:05:57.340 I don't care either. Isn't he on the $2 bill? 01:05:57.820 --> 01:06:01.190 Thomas Jefferson? I don't know. You don't know? 01:06:01.409 --> 01:06:05.550 I think that any sport that most of the United 01:06:05.550 --> 01:06:08.869 States is not familiar with, we're not familiar 01:06:08.869 --> 01:06:11.409 with it. Do you know all the rules to... No, 01:06:11.469 --> 01:06:13.010 I didn't say that. I said it's less popular. 01:06:13.190 --> 01:06:14.150 That doesn't make it odd. But do you know all 01:06:14.150 --> 01:06:17.090 the rules to it? No. I just don't think it's 01:06:17.090 --> 01:06:20.590 odd as it's a less popular sport. I think camel 01:06:20.590 --> 01:06:24.050 riding is odd. That's an odd sport. Camel racing? 01:06:24.070 --> 01:06:27.329 Queer sport. Camel racing? Yes. Yeah. It's odd. 01:06:27.409 --> 01:06:29.880 I don't think rugby is odd. It's just... Horse 01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:32.460 racing could be odd and queer because not a lot 01:06:32.460 --> 01:06:34.960 of people do it. I guarantee that American football 01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:37.659 is queer as shit around the rest of the world. 01:06:37.840 --> 01:06:40.539 Correct. Yeah. These dudes running around with 01:06:40.539 --> 01:06:42.460 a faggoty ass helmet. The reason why I went kind 01:06:42.460 --> 01:06:44.920 of full circle on this is because I didn't flat 01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:48.960 out say that. Rugby was gay. You didn't mean 01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:51.159 that. No, but that's how he took it. Well, that's 01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:53.519 because he's uneducated. It doesn't matter. I 01:06:53.519 --> 01:06:57.539 think today when most people hear the word queer, 01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:00.420 they think gay. Correct. You're dwelling. Why 01:07:00.420 --> 01:07:03.400 don't we move on? Come on. I think we've beaten 01:07:03.400 --> 01:07:06.239 this poor little horse. He's killed this poor 01:07:06.239 --> 01:07:12.920 little horse. Okay. Right. Excellent bourbon. 01:07:13.480 --> 01:07:17.469 It is. What did I say? 9 -1? 9 .01. I'm high 01:07:17.469 --> 01:07:22.789 8 .8. One of the best we have, I think. So to 01:07:22.789 --> 01:07:26.489 be clear, we can't say that word? What? Queer. 01:07:26.489 --> 01:07:33.369 No. Never again. The F word. Cigarette. No, I 01:07:33.369 --> 01:07:37.230 mean, it's a slur, right? Yes. It's clearly a 01:07:37.230 --> 01:07:40.769 slur. Has queer become a slur? No. It depends 01:07:40.769 --> 01:07:45.679 on the context. So if you refer to a homosexual 01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:51.860 as queer, it's now... Probably, depending on 01:07:51.860 --> 01:07:54.480 the context. I would never use queer... Because 01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:56.480 you're calling them odd. Yeah, I would never 01:07:56.480 --> 01:07:59.159 use... Well, because I don't interpret queer 01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:02.480 as being gay. I interpret gay as being gay. I 01:08:02.480 --> 01:08:04.099 think a lot of people, most people would interpret 01:08:04.099 --> 01:08:07.659 queer as gay. Well, I mean, they - LGBTQ. Yeah, 01:08:07.699 --> 01:08:10.980 they actually embrace it themselves as a word 01:08:10.980 --> 01:08:12.159 to describe - Yeah, but they try taking over 01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:13.940 everything. They try taking over the rainbow. 01:08:14.639 --> 01:08:17.560 They have. They have. Successfully, I might add. 01:08:17.699 --> 01:08:21.800 Yeah. Yeah. So - Disappointing. It is disappointing. 01:08:22.140 --> 01:08:24.420 So, this is a one and done. I don't think we're 01:08:24.420 --> 01:08:25.939 going to be able to get this ever again unless 01:08:25.939 --> 01:08:29.319 we find the - Slap that on the shelf, man. We'll 01:08:29.319 --> 01:08:31.380 just totally - Holy shit. This is - Keister it, 01:08:31.420 --> 01:08:32.960 whatever we're going to do. I've never given 01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:35.680 this high a rating. I am - I'm thrilled, beyond 01:08:35.680 --> 01:08:38.939 thrilled with this. And, you know, unfortunately, 01:08:39.300 --> 01:08:41.840 you're not going to find this anywhere. Nope. 01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:44.439 No. This is, did you register so that it only 01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:46.760 drams? Does it register as impossible? I don't 01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:49.020 know. Let's find out. Look at, Jeff got all excited. 01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:50.680 I don't know. I don't know if I've added this 01:08:50.680 --> 01:08:55.079 yet or not. Oh, God. So incredible. I want another 01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:57.699 pull, but there's no way I'm going to take another 01:08:57.699 --> 01:08:59.899 pull of this because it needs to last forever. 01:09:01.420 --> 01:09:05.329 You know. Yeah, I agree. You know, we got to 01:09:05.329 --> 01:09:08.909 stop. It's a rare. It's a rare. Oh, so it's not 01:09:08.909 --> 01:09:11.590 a uni. It's not even a unicorn. Well, I mean, 01:09:11.590 --> 01:09:13.310 because the reality is if you want this, you 01:09:13.310 --> 01:09:16.090 can go to the story and you can ask for it and 01:09:16.090 --> 01:09:19.069 you can buy it, which makes it not a unicorn. 01:09:20.130 --> 01:09:24.829 Right. Or impossible. I'm very curious on how 01:09:24.829 --> 01:09:27.970 the chocolate part comes about. I don't know. 01:09:28.010 --> 01:09:31.710 Is it regular oak barrels? It's insane. That's 01:09:31.710 --> 01:09:34.329 why I think maybe it's the type of malt they're 01:09:34.329 --> 01:09:36.470 using or the barley or something like that that 01:09:36.470 --> 01:09:38.770 may be imparting some of those flavors in there. 01:09:38.770 --> 01:09:40.430 I don't think so. I mean, this is a bourbon. 01:09:40.529 --> 01:09:43.369 You think it's all just barrel? It's how it came 01:09:43.369 --> 01:09:45.869 out of the barrel. It's not even double -oaked. 01:09:45.970 --> 01:09:47.670 Yeah, but the Nashville plays into some of that 01:09:47.670 --> 01:09:50.000 as well. It does. Otherwise, everyone would have 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:53.560 the same shit. Yeah. You know? Are they using 01:09:53.560 --> 01:09:56.100 a different type of oak? Is it American oak? 01:09:57.539 --> 01:10:00.380 I don't know. Is it the location within the rickhouse 01:10:00.380 --> 01:10:05.119 that's doing it? Is it where they got the wood 01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:08.300 for the barrel? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know 01:10:08.300 --> 01:10:11.289 either. It's a fascinating. It's a fascinating 01:10:11.289 --> 01:10:13.590 taste. Was it next to a chocolate tree? That's 01:10:13.590 --> 01:10:15.869 it. You nailed it. Yes, it's aged in a chocolate 01:10:15.869 --> 01:10:18.590 tree. Actually, it's an oak outside of Hershey's 01:10:18.590 --> 01:10:22.130 plant. There you go. Yeah. They use the Hershey 01:10:22.130 --> 01:10:26.130 water. It's chocolate water. What are you finding? 01:10:26.430 --> 01:10:30.390 Well, I'm looking for Woodford Reserve Chocolate 01:10:30.390 --> 01:10:33.090 Features Tasting. Okay, so it doesn't really 01:10:33.090 --> 01:10:35.409 say. I'm asking, how is it getting that chocolate? 01:10:35.449 --> 01:10:37.050 You know what? It's going to be a well -kept 01:10:37.050 --> 01:10:39.649 secret. These guys are good at what they do, 01:10:39.750 --> 01:10:42.529 man. And they don't want to spill that secret. 01:10:42.710 --> 01:10:45.310 And it's a blend. I mean, it's not a single barrel. 01:10:45.489 --> 01:10:50.770 Oh. It's a blend. So my guess is, otherwise it 01:10:50.770 --> 01:10:53.010 would say single barrel, right? No, no, no, no. 01:10:53.229 --> 01:10:55.510 So it doesn't say blend on the bottle? It doesn't 01:10:55.510 --> 01:10:56.970 say a whole lot on that bottle. It doesn't say 01:10:56.970 --> 01:11:00.649 a whole lot. But it does not say the word blend. 01:11:00.789 --> 01:11:02.569 It doesn't say blend, but it doesn't say single 01:11:02.569 --> 01:11:04.810 barrel either. I guess, well, turkey doesn't 01:11:04.810 --> 01:11:09.420 say. Does wild turkey say blend? Okay, so, okay. 01:11:10.220 --> 01:11:12.279 I guess that's the clarification we need to make. 01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:17.880 When you are blending barrels of the exact same 01:11:17.880 --> 01:11:21.300 mash bill that's been aged for the same amount 01:11:21.300 --> 01:11:25.260 of time, that's not a blend. That's not a blend. 01:11:25.720 --> 01:11:31.899 A blend is 8 -year, 18 -year, 3 -year. That's 01:11:31.899 --> 01:11:34.300 a blend. You know what I'm saying? When you make 01:11:34.300 --> 01:11:36.640 a small batch. Small batch is you're collectively 01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:39.600 picking out a batch of barrels. The same stuff. 01:11:39.779 --> 01:11:42.640 The same stuff. That's not a blend. Same mashed 01:11:42.640 --> 01:11:44.039 barrel. I don't know. It doesn't say anything 01:11:44.039 --> 01:11:46.319 on here. Distillery. I mean, I think that's an 01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:47.920 important distinction that we need to make here 01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:49.560 because, I mean, and I'm kind of asking at the 01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:51.800 same time while being assertive that I think 01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:55.649 I know. I think it's a hazmat, so they're pulling 01:11:55.649 --> 01:11:57.850 the shit out of the bowels of a frickin' barrel. 01:11:57.970 --> 01:12:00.250 I think you're right. I mean, it may not be a 01:12:00.250 --> 01:12:03.789 single barrel. I still don't understand how it's 01:12:03.789 --> 01:12:05.710 getting that chocolate residual in there. I don't 01:12:05.710 --> 01:12:07.649 know. That is a tremendous thing. We're going 01:12:07.649 --> 01:12:08.829 to have to dive into this. We're going to have 01:12:08.829 --> 01:12:09.930 to ask a few people that are smart. I love it. 01:12:10.689 --> 01:12:12.369 I don't know how you guys can expect it like 01:12:12.369 --> 01:12:16.369 that. Holy shit. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry 01:12:16.369 --> 01:12:18.890 Christmas. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Yes. I guess 01:12:18.890 --> 01:12:21.890 I need more. Yeah, I guess I need another full 01:12:21.890 --> 01:12:25.329 two, three, four ounces. Actually, that's okay 01:12:25.329 --> 01:12:27.449 with me, too. God, this is going to kill me. 01:12:27.689 --> 01:12:29.510 I'm going to be a rock star tomorrow at work. 01:12:30.710 --> 01:12:32.970 Seriously, I'm going to stroll in. My hair's 01:12:32.970 --> 01:12:34.649 going to be all kind of funky. You're going to 01:12:34.649 --> 01:12:36.170 be breathing chocolate. I'm going to be like, 01:12:36.250 --> 01:12:43.149 hey, guys. Merry Christmas. Does anybody else 01:12:43.149 --> 01:12:45.369 want some of this or no? No. Yeah, I'm going 01:12:45.369 --> 01:12:46.729 to do a little bit more. I'm going to do a little. 01:12:47.250 --> 01:12:51.149 I don't care. I've got about four hours of actual 01:12:51.149 --> 01:12:53.430 work to do tomorrow. We've had a lot of high 01:12:53.430 --> 01:12:57.489 proof tonight. Is this high proof? Yes. Oh, it's 01:12:57.489 --> 01:13:01.710 114 .8. Motherfucker. Look at this. What the 01:13:01.710 --> 01:13:06.289 hell's going on over there? Sorry, I didn't mean 01:13:06.289 --> 01:13:10.069 to. Yeah, you did. All right, guys, second half 01:13:10.069 --> 01:13:12.409 of the Dudes Like Us podcast, December 22nd. 01:13:12.409 --> 01:13:15.010 Merry Christmas, man. Hope you guys, everything 01:13:15.010 --> 01:13:17.550 works out. We'll talk again after the new year. 01:13:17.590 --> 01:13:20.390 I think it's going to be that long, right? Or 01:13:20.390 --> 01:13:23.270 next week sometime. Chuck's not here, but it'll 01:13:23.270 --> 01:13:25.409 be us three. Yeah, I would love if we could do 01:13:25.409 --> 01:13:27.710 another one next week. That'd be wonderful. Cool. 01:13:27.750 --> 01:13:29.010 Because I know they're going to miss us if we 01:13:29.010 --> 01:13:34.239 don't. And we have some cool schwag popping up 01:13:34.239 --> 01:13:36.720 here and there. Jeff just produced it. Yeah, 01:13:36.880 --> 01:13:40.279 show. Okay, yeah, bring it over. All right, so, 01:13:40.380 --> 01:13:44.899 okay. No, that's perfect, Jeff. I like it right 01:13:44.899 --> 01:13:50.220 there. So, listeners, if we do not, if you don't 01:13:50.220 --> 01:13:52.520 hear from us between now and New Year's Eve, 01:13:52.640 --> 01:13:55.640 Happy New Year. That's right, Happy New Year. 01:13:55.659 --> 01:13:57.359 Happy New Year. I hope you guys spend a lot of 01:13:57.359 --> 01:13:59.100 time with your families and your loved ones. 01:13:59.700 --> 01:14:03.460 And you know what? Shed the stress. Shed the 01:14:03.460 --> 01:14:06.399 bullshit. Get ready for a new year. Be excited 01:14:06.399 --> 01:14:09.920 about a new year. And let's roll. Dudes Like 01:14:09.920 --> 01:14:12.100 Us, I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.