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See that? Are you going to go to India where

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you need to practice that? No. A little head

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bobble? That's a neck wobble. It's a different

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thing. Wobble? A neck wobble versus a head bobble.

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So is that a good thing to know prior to visiting

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to a foreign country like India? Appropriate

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customs? Yes. How is it to be interpreted if

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I bobble my head this way? Wobble, bobble, whatever?

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I don't know if you need to get to that degree,

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but I think you need to learn some cultural customs

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and stuff. I mean, is there a particular wobble

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or bobble that's like... Offensive? Yeah. An

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offensive head bobble? Good Lord. Show up at

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a bar and do that? Yeah, I'm not sure what you

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were doing, but I wouldn't recommend you do it

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again. Sir, we don't have gay bars here. Like

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a thing. Yeah. A whole different kind of bop.

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What do they do when they go to Metallica? Do

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they headbang sideways? I don't know. I'm glad

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you did that. It's on camera. Oh, shit, that's

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right. Yeah, well done. All right, here we are.

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We're going to watch ourselves all night. No.

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Well, yeah, actually, we probably will. What's

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today? Today's the 22nd, right? Yeah. Holy shnikes.

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Just a couple hours away from Christmas. I know

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it. Just... He's passing by. Boom. So we decided

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to do a Monday night Dudes Like Us podcast because

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it was available. We had no idea. Yeah, and this

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is Christmas week. No one brought it up. This

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is Christmas week, so it gets kind of crazy with

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families and parties and all kinds of shit. Well,

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Chuck decided he's going to prioritize family

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and skip the podcast. What a loser. Unbelievable.

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Come on, you got to know that when you're dedicating

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yourself to a podcast, you leave your family

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behind. And our prior producer? Mr. Austin? Oh,

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is he home? He is home, but guess what? He said

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F you when you asked if you wanted to come over?

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Not only once, but twice. He's like, yeah. He's

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like, are you serious? It's not even next week,

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and he was like, yeah, I'm busy. Wow. Wow. I

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don't think he enjoyed it when he did it. Well,

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you know, being at a Dudes Like Us podcast with

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three older farts compared to him. When he could

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be gaming. But there was some attention to detail

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where he did enjoy it. But life goes on, whatever.

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I think he gets a little anxiety about it just

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because it brings up bad things. But you know

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what? Having Austin part of the podcast during

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the beginning of it. The very beginning. It was

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a good learning curve. We began to learn different

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things that needed to happen and things that

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didn't need to happen. Exactly. So we figured

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it out. All right, well, look, it's the December

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22nd Dudes Like Us podcast. I'm Sean. I'm Paul.

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And I'm Jeff. And we are absent a producer, so

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we don't have any video or any soundbites. All

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the soundbites are going to be from Jeff. And

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nothing can be fact -checked. Out my ass. Right.

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We won't know the details of anything we talk

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about. Oh, that's right. So we're going to be

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100 % correct today. 100%. Because no one can

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prove us wrong. Yeah, because Chuck always puts

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up the wrong shit on the TV, and we're like spewing

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all these lies. Do we believe Google? No. We

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don't. Last week, we were talking about Jabba

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the Hutt and the facts around the clothing for

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Princess Leia. This is a good thing to open with.

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I want to tell you guys something. So here's

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my chat GPT, right? And somebody was asking,

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we were asking about these, remember the horrible,

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I mean, just last week, right? Rob Reiner, right?

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Oh, yeah. The horrible murders with his son and

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all this kind of stuff. Right. Well, somebody

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at work was asking, so what are the details?

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Did Nick... You know, was he the one that called

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the police? I mean, how'd they know he did it?

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I mean, was he arrested inside the house? And

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so I was like, you know what? I'm going to ask

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my know -it -all secret friend, ChatGPT. Yeah,

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they found him in a hotel. And look at this.

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It's very interesting. I said, tell me about

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the Reiner murders. And it said, oh, the Reiner

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murders are almost certainly what you're talking

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about is the Sharon Tate murders, one of the

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most infamous crimes in the history. Sharon Tate?

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That's Manson. Exactly. And I was like, no. And

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it went on to talk about that. And I corrected

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it. And I said, I said, no, Rob Reiner. Get this.

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This was two days ago. Got it. Rob Reiner was

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not murdered. There is no historical event known

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as the Rob Reiner murders. What actually happened

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is that he's alive and well. He's an actor, director,

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producer of The Princess Bride and blah, blah,

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blah. It talked about his father. And it says,

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you know, typically people get confused about

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this. To be very clear, there were no Reiner

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murders, no murder involving Rob Reiner or his

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family. And I said, are you serious? Rob Reiner

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and his wife were murdered by their son. I can

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hear, listen to the attitude. I can hear how

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certain you are, but yes, I'm serious. That did

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not happen. There is no real event in which Rob

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Reiner and his family were murdered by their

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son. This story is factually false. And it went

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on and on. And I was like, how is it possible

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you don't know what happened this past week?

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Can you send a link to it and say, read this

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story? Finally, it says, I get why it feels unbelievable,

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but here's a key point that explains the disconnect.

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I don't actually automatically know what happened

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this past week. Yeah, they don't update as often

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as we think. And it said, if you really want

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me to know, say, yes, check the news, right?

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So I said, check the news. And then it says,

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boom. And then it suddenly knows everything about

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Rob Reiner. Usually it says, oh, I'm so sorry.

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You know, you're absolutely right. Did you hear

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the attitude in the tone in his response? Well,

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I think. What is that all about? Well, I know

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that they only go back so far. There's a certain

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time window that these things look at. Right.

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Because I think if you just open it up to all

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time, that may be too much. I don't know. Maybe.

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So they're like, focus on the last three years,

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and they refresh it every week or something like

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that. Well, you know what it made me think? Because

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of the tone and the attitude, it made me think

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it's this much closer to being, what do you call

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it, sentient? I think it's - Or self -aware.

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I think it's hit puberty. Yeah. Teenage angst.

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Exactly. It's starting to cop attitude. It's

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like - Yeah, a little bit of an attitude. Thinking

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for itself. Yeah. I didn't like that at all.

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We need to be put on restriction. Crazy. Throw

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his ass in the closet for a week or three. You

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know, that is weird. It gives it a little bit

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of attitude. You know, what do we have as far

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as control over that? I mean, AI is just going

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to blossom into this huge, huge thing where it

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starts controlling things. AI, I need you to

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manage the security system for tonight. And these

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things need to happen. I mean, people have elaborate

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security systems. What if it's one of those ones

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that turns off oxygen in certain areas for critical

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chemical plants or something like that? What

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if it says, yeah, yeah, you guys don't really

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need security because nobody really knows who

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you are, so I'm just not going to turn on the

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security system tonight. It's going to make its

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own call on things. Well, I still question how

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this is actual AI at this point. Search engine,

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it's an LLM, right? Right. That goes out and

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scours websites and can put the results in speech

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form. Right. Essentially, and have a conversation

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with you based off of questions and answers.

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Can it do things on its own yet? I don't know.

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Not really. I don't see this as artificial. I

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think there's a distinction there. I don't think

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we've actually crossed that line of true artificial

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intelligence yet. Oh, no, no, no. It's not there

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yet, but the experts seem to think that it's

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possible. I think we'll get there, but I think

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what we have now is not it. It's something that

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can take some kind of direction. It's just like

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a program. It's a high -level program that you're

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– just like when we were doing basic, you know,

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go -to, go -sub, all that shit, right, to tell

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your computer what to do. These are big things,

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and, you know – And sometimes it does, there

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is some decision making, but it makes wrong decisions

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sometimes. Apparently it doesn't know what, you

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know, like Rob Reiner doesn't know that things

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happen either. Well, that tells me right there

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that it's not self -aware. It doesn't know. No,

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it doesn't. It's like, well, okay, he's really

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questioning this. Maybe I should go out there

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and look. But you know what's really scary? So

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I don't know if you guys remember this. When

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Biden was in office, he met with a Chinese delegation

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and he tried to set some ground rules on the

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about AI having access to nuclear capabilities,

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like nuclear codes and stuff like that. And he

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tried to say, hey, we're on the same page, right?

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Neither one of us want to hook up AI to our nuclear

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launch codes, right? And China said no. China

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refused to play by those rules. And here's the

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premise, right? Here's the premise. You have

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much more chance of survival, right? Or as a

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deterrent. Think about it. First strike. you

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have to have the ability to strike back, right?

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So if everyone's dead in China, it still has

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the ability to strike back. Bingo. And so that

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makes somebody like the United States never even

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bother attacking them because even if we kill

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all of them, they have AI and they're going to

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kill all of us right back as a FU. Right. As

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a final FU from China. Right. So that's why they're

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wanting to do it. I mean, it's the same thing

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that, it's the same reason why Iran wanted nukes,

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right? Because we would never dare to fully annihilate

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them because they've got their finger on a button

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that would annihilate Israel or Saudi Arabia

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or something like that. Anyway, but now think

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about now you have war games coming as a possibility.

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AI misinterprets something. It thinks, uh -oh.

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Did you guys watch war games? Oh, yeah, of course.

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I watched it. When did that come out? Like 1981,

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82? I saw it way back then. I don't remember

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much of it, but it was a big thing back then.

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Yeah, it was a great movie. Do you want to play

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a game? Shall we play a game? Wouldn't you prefer

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a game of chess? Then he turned into Short Circuit,

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the robot. No. Remember that? Yeah. Who's Johnny?

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No, that was a different movie. That was called

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Short Circuit. Oh, I thought it was the same

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one. Yeah, no. Who's Johnny? It was Whopper.

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They called it Whopper because it was war operational

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something something. Is that what Burger King

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gets? Let's play a game of thermonuclear. No.

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Yeah, that was a game of thermonuclear. Who were

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the people in that? That was Ali Sheedy. And

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Matthew Broderick. And Matthew Broderick. Yes.

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Young. Oh, yeah. That was before Ferris Bueller,

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I think. Remember he had the little telephone

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thing and connected to the internet? Now, did

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he hack into something or did he build something?

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No, he hacked into the defense network. NORAD?

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And he got into Whopper and thought he was playing

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a game. Oh, thermonuclear war, cool. And so it

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started running simulations. I remember the basis

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of it, but you have this clear memory of it.

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I think I didn't see it all that long ago. Yeah,

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I've seen it a couple times, but I remember the

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general the most. Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug

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if I knew it'd help. I'll never forget that part,

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man. Bring us down to DEF CON 5. Oh, yeah. No,

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I mean, it was intense. They were thinking there

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was a real launch, and they weren't sure that

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it wasn't real. All I was thinking was, how can

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pissing on a spark plug be bad? What is that

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all about? Would that shock flow up the stream

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into your wiener? I don't know. A wiener shock.

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Yeah. Would it feel good? Would a wiener shock

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feel good? I mean, at 12 volts? It depends on

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the voltage, I think. Yeah, 12 volts, you know.

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Well, I got a new battery. We could hook up my

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car battery to your dick. Wow. Isn't that what

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they do with torture? We could do that. Don't

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they torture people like that with car batteries

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and, like, stand in water? And the guy's like,

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don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. Feels so good. And

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they're like, this is not working! God. Yeah,

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I think that there is another piece in between.

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So it would not flow upstream like the dickfish?

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I mean, it would flow, but it would be limited

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to 12 volts, meaning you have to have something

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that is going to convert that 12 volts to bring

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up the amperage a little bit. You don't think

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it's powerful enough? Correct. So if it was powerful

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enough, it'd flow upstream. It would have to

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go through another machine to convert the power

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to something else. Because otherwise, it's low

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amperage. I mean, a stun gun is like 50 ,000

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volts. Very low amperage. But yeah, 50 ,000 volts

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is a lot. You get stunned with that, it could

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be an instant orange Afro. But I'm thinking 12

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volts. Think of a 9 -volt battery. What is that

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going to do? You stick that to your freaking

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tongue. I don't think that would be an effective

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torture thing. There's a lot of other torture

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techniques that would be probably preferred.

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I bet like a Baghdad battery. Ooh, what's that?

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You guys never heard of the Baghdad Battery?

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No, not lately. So the Baghdad Battery is like

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very ancient old stuff they found in Egypt, around

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Egypt. In Egypt and around Egypt where it's basically

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these old porcelain jars and they're filled with

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what they're saying is like fruit, acidic stuff.

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There's a copper rod that goes in there. and

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it holds a charge. How long ago was this, and

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what did they use the power for? Nobody knows.

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Nobody knows how long ago it was. So it was before

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electricity was really... Yes, this was a long

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time ago, 3 ,000, 5 ,000 years ago. It was like

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the first human battery. Really, what I was thinking,

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because when you look back at some of the drawings

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on the walls in the pyramids, they have these

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bulb -looking things. And plus, they're in a

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zero light atmosphere, or not environment, not

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atmosphere, an environment. You go, you dig into

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these tunnels, there's no light in there. So

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what is creating that light? I don't know. Well,

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in Fifth Element, it's that guy going, I see

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the light! And he's holding that silver platter.

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I was thinking a better form. of a usage of that

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low voltage stuff would be for like acupuncture.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, it seems reasonable because

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imagine all the workers you have out there and

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these batteries, you know, you just hook them

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up. I don't know. Isn't that how T .J. Watt's

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lung collapsed? Acupuncture? They were doing

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a needle in his thing and it went a little bit

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too deep. There's something there you have to

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be really careful otherwise you'll deflate the

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lung. Yeah, you'll puncture the lung. There was

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a quarterback that... Wow. The quarterback that

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had to miss his game because he. Well, T .J.

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Watt was out for the year. Yeah, right before

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the game. Whoa. Seriously? Yeah, collapsed his

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lung. Oh, my gosh. I didn't know that. He was

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at the Steelers facility, and they were doing

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this needle thing. Can you imagine being that

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guy? And he's just. Then you went, oh, shit.

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He started blowing down the little hole real

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quick. I can't breathe. The freaking little.

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needles shot across the room, probably poked

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somebody in the forehead or stuck to the wall.

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Yeah, they had to rush him into surgery. That

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is unacceptable for a professional athlete to

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miss time because of an acupuncturist and having

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no idea what they're doing. Yes, it's unacceptable.

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Yeah, it's a certain technique that they do to,

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you know, obviously relax the muscles and shit.

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Yeah, to release energy and all this kind of

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stuff. Maybe someone bumped him on the way by.

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Went in a little bit too deep. It is interesting,

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the Baghdad battery, bringing that up. It's just

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old stuff that nobody... I mean, it just adds

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to the long, ever -growing list of things we

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have no idea what the fuck we're talking about.

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I mean, the Baghdad battery is a... They use

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it now. They do not use it now, but they have

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recreated it to... It doesn't even hold a really

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big charge, so it does hold a charge, and it's

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enough to power up some LED lights, but not to

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the level where... Do they have any kind of filaments

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or anything that would, like, throw sparks, maybe?

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Hey, producer, can you... Oh, he's not here.

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Producer! Producer! But they have a large bulb.

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When I say large, I mean it's, like, six foot

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long. And there is a large filament in there.

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And it goes out, and then it comes back, and

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it's kind of rippled on the way back. Right.

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So there is... There is something going on there.

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I don't know what it is. Maybe they line up 20

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or 30 of these things because when they tested

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it. So they make cave drawings, though. So they

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have the cave drawings of all of those, and then

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there's a dude on the end with all of those attached

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to his dick. Yeah. Right? Back to the dick. Yeah.

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I don't recall that. Well, the cave drawings

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showed that, didn't it? I don't recall that,

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but, you know. And an AC Delco spark plug. I

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just think it's pretty interesting. You know,

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all the weird shit that they're finding out right

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now. We talked about this on one of the prior

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podcasts using some of the satellite imaging

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that they did from outer space and how they had

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on the Joe Rogan podcast. The guy, I forget his

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name. Oh, yeah. You were so excited about this

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guy. Oh, dude. He's such a knucklehead. I mean,

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I watched the whole thing. I was so disappointed

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because he was such an idiot. breaking news type

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of thing. He was so excited. He's like, this

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is going to prove everything, blah, blah, blah.

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The next day he called me. He's like, dude, that

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guy's a hack. He is. He's a total hack. He couldn't

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back up anything. Zero. Yeah, you were telling

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me about this. Every time Joe Rogan would press

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him for a topic or had another, oh, read my book.

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Read my book. It's all in my book. And Joe's

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kind of like, yeah, we have you on the podcast

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now. Can you... produce a picture that kind of

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shares what you're saying? It's in my book. Where

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are the pictures at? They're on my laptop. Where's

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your laptop? It's in Las Vegas. Why didn't you

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bring your laptop here? He basically was just

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trying to get a plug on the world's greatest

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podcast, on the biggest podcast. It went down

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in history as probably one of the worst podcasts

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I've ever watched from Joe Rogan. He should have

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posted it. Yeah, he shouldn't have. He shouldn't

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have. All he did was give that guy free advertising,

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and it wasn't worth it. I think he did good by

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posting it because it really shares that the

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people that are in charge of managing the history

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of the antiquities of Egypt, they're all fucking

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hacks. They're full of shit. They're frauds.

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They are because there's so much stuff going

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on that people are kind of asking, you know,

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what is going on down there? Is that there? Oh,

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it's not there. Oh, and then it turns around.

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Fifteen conversations later, he goes, oh, yeah,

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it's there. Joe's like, you just said it wasn't

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there. Oh, I misunderstood what you were saying.

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Come on, man. So the way they do this, it leaves

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the air of possibility that it may be there.

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Yeah, it reminds me of these ancient alien television

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shows. You ever seen those? Oh, yeah. I'm not

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saying there's aliens, but you know what? These

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things were built. It could have been aliens.

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You're like, come on, dude. Doesn't William Shatner

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always narrate those kind of shows? No, he does.

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There's a couple of them he does. And Leonard

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Nimoy. In Search Of. Yeah, In Search Of. Leonard

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Nimoy did that. I used to watch those. Did you?

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Oh, yeah. This series presents information based

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in part on theory and conjecture. The producer's

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purpose is to suggest some possible explanations,

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but not necessarily the only ones, to the mysteries

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we will examine. I enjoy them. And look, there's

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so much out there we don't know. And old stuff,

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holistic stuff, far better research. It's frustrating

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because I know there's a better way to do things.

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And even though some people may know, they won't

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let the rest of the world know because they're

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trying to make money. They're trying to make

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money on it. It includes everything across the

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line. It's so frustrating. Well, I have a fear

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that we are at a point in time right now that...

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the knowledge we have now is going to be non

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-existent in 500 years. Because everything's

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going digital on a server, and in 500 years...

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Yeah, nothing's written down. Nothing's written

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down. I mean, the old stuff's written down, but

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are they making hard copies of everything? No.

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So there is a... That's a good point. There is

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a... They have like a microfiche style of books.

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that are written and they're lasered on these

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pieces of glass like a microscope uh glass and

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it's amazing on how small they can get that scripture

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the stuff like a good idea they have the bible

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printed on a little tiny piece of glass and it's

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like the whole fucking bible but you can go in

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there with the magnifying glass and you can see

00:21:00.890 --> 00:21:05.299
it all Really? Yes. That's right now. And there's

00:21:05.299 --> 00:21:08.460
also some other stuff. If you look at the old

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school, what is the green stone called? Emerald?

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Emerald? Emerald Isle? Jade. Jade is a word.

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So there is the jade stone circles. Now, the

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jade stone circles list or have a bunch of language

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that haven't all been deciphered, what they are.

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But what jade is, it has a natural resistance

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of aging. And it doesn't react with... anything

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like you can pour acid on it you can burn it

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it doesn't react with anything it's protected

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from the elements it'll literally last forever

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there's nothing known currently that'll destroy

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that well that's where i'm getting about today

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someone drops a bunch of emps here in the u .s

00:21:52.019 --> 00:21:56.259
no bueno all our data is gone i'm not saying

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all of it the stuff that's already in the library

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of congress and all that shit the stuff that

00:22:01.180 --> 00:22:03.400
is written is there but there's a lot of stuff

00:22:03.900 --> 00:22:06.339
Like all my photos, all our photos, history,

00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:08.960
gone. All of our work documents in SharePoint.

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All the work documents, gone. Well, I mean, I

00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:13.319
see what you're saying. It's kind of like, and

00:22:13.319 --> 00:22:15.200
that's another fear. Like right now, they have

00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:17.099
a bunch of college books. You know, it's like,

00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:18.460
all right, well, at least we have these college

00:22:18.460 --> 00:22:20.779
textbooks that we keep arguing, I do at least.

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You know, why are we spending so much on these

00:22:22.259 --> 00:22:24.099
textbooks when clearly they could be digital?

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You know, but yet we still produce them every

00:22:26.099 --> 00:22:27.849
year. Because they want their money. Well, of

00:22:27.849 --> 00:22:29.890
course, it's a moneymaker form, but it's just

00:22:29.890 --> 00:22:32.529
like, you know, I fight against that. But at

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the same time, you're right. There needs to be

00:22:34.569 --> 00:22:36.650
some sort of database. It's kind of like, all

00:22:36.650 --> 00:22:40.109
right, well, if I have all my LPs, my records,

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I have those forever. Correct. You can't take

00:22:42.589 --> 00:22:44.930
those away from me, you know, outside of, you

00:22:44.930 --> 00:22:47.369
know, destroying them. I have them. So when it

00:22:47.369 --> 00:22:50.150
comes time to listening to music, I can go back

00:22:50.150 --> 00:22:52.950
to my collection now. But if I want to go watch.

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a movie from Amazon and all of a sudden they

00:22:55.539 --> 00:22:58.119
don't want me to say, hey, look, I know we understand

00:22:58.119 --> 00:23:00.420
you bought your movie through Amazon. You've

00:23:00.420 --> 00:23:03.279
had it for 22 years, but now the licensing has

00:23:03.279 --> 00:23:05.299
migrated over to something else and it's no longer

00:23:05.299 --> 00:23:07.259
available. They could do that across the board

00:23:07.259 --> 00:23:08.900
on everything. They could shut down everything.

00:23:09.039 --> 00:23:11.460
Your Amazon music, your everything. They could

00:23:11.460 --> 00:23:13.440
shut it down on a moment's notice. It's amazing

00:23:13.440 --> 00:23:15.920
how, I mean, it would be just one generation

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that would completely forget. everything, all

00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:23.319
the technology and the way of life. Just imagine

00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:27.539
if another COVID came along, but this time it

00:23:27.539 --> 00:23:30.539
really wiped out like 80 % of the world and the

00:23:30.539 --> 00:23:32.839
rest of us had to go down into caves or something

00:23:32.839 --> 00:23:34.619
or some bullshit like that that had to survive.

00:23:35.579 --> 00:23:38.569
We would lose. Everything. Well, then in a thousand

00:23:38.569 --> 00:23:40.329
years, there's going to be a podcast of three

00:23:40.329 --> 00:23:42.309
dudes going, how'd they do it back then? You

00:23:42.309 --> 00:23:45.950
saw this battery and it said Energizer on there.

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There's all this metal stuff. How did that happen?

00:23:47.630 --> 00:23:49.490
And these really tall metal things. What is this

00:23:49.490 --> 00:23:51.450
rabbit with the Energizer battery? What is he

00:23:51.450 --> 00:23:53.009
doing? There's got to be something significant

00:23:53.009 --> 00:23:55.750
about that. Yeah. Energizer. Right. Did they

00:23:55.750 --> 00:23:58.009
have spark plugs on your dick? He was a deity.

00:23:59.640 --> 00:24:01.500
No, that's what I mean. We see this little transcript

00:24:01.500 --> 00:24:03.359
from the Dudes Like Us podcast. Somebody must

00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:05.079
have printed it, left it down in some sort of

00:24:05.079 --> 00:24:07.579
tank somewhere. Yeah, all of our episodes would

00:24:07.579 --> 00:24:11.019
be gone. Oh, my God. See, now really that's the

00:24:11.019 --> 00:24:13.940
tragedy. I know. Unbelievable. Although we need

00:24:13.940 --> 00:24:16.440
to print out all the scripts. Yes, and put lasered

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on glass. Microglass. How expensive is that?

00:24:19.710 --> 00:24:22.349
Is that expensive? It does bring up a good point.

00:24:22.430 --> 00:24:25.250
You know, if something does happen, I mean, look,

00:24:25.369 --> 00:24:27.210
there's a lot of people out there that don't

00:24:27.210 --> 00:24:29.190
know how to grow food. There's people out there

00:24:29.190 --> 00:24:32.670
that don't know how to get water. That do a lot

00:24:32.670 --> 00:24:35.869
of stuff. Basic things. Really, really basic

00:24:35.869 --> 00:24:37.549
things. You need five or six things to survive.

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You know, food, water, shelter, and I don't remember

00:24:39.890 --> 00:24:41.509
what the other ones are. Air, I guess, you know.

00:24:41.630 --> 00:24:44.630
And podcast. The shelter is important. So if

00:24:44.630 --> 00:24:46.549
you don't know how to build. you know, that's

00:24:46.549 --> 00:24:48.950
a big deal. And if you don't know how to harvest

00:24:48.950 --> 00:24:51.490
food, that's a big deal. You know, and you need

00:24:51.490 --> 00:24:53.390
water more than anything. You can go, you can

00:24:53.390 --> 00:24:56.490
last a long time without food, but you need water.

00:24:56.650 --> 00:24:58.309
You know, where are you going to get your water?

00:24:58.650 --> 00:25:00.869
You know, you got to go collect it and really

00:25:00.869 --> 00:25:05.170
sanitize it, clean it. Yeah. And even if you

00:25:05.170 --> 00:25:07.430
have the latest and greatest filters, filtration

00:25:07.430 --> 00:25:10.470
systems available to you at the time, they're

00:25:10.470 --> 00:25:12.630
going to go bad. I have the safety straw. Do

00:25:12.630 --> 00:25:14.490
you have one of those? Yeah, I do. I've got the

00:25:14.490 --> 00:25:17.039
large one. That lasts forever. Well, 1 ,000 gallons

00:25:17.039 --> 00:25:20.640
or something like that. I have several of them.

00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:23.480
They do 30 ,000 gallons from what there's...

00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:25.960
Actually, I might say 30 ,000 liters, but whatever.

00:25:26.140 --> 00:25:29.359
It's long enough, but it's just whatever. The

00:25:29.359 --> 00:25:32.680
point is that, like you said, we don't have this

00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:36.549
general knowledge. I feel comfortable... With

00:25:36.549 --> 00:25:38.589
some of my knowledge of how things are built

00:25:38.589 --> 00:25:41.650
and how electricity works, I feel confident I

00:25:41.650 --> 00:25:43.930
can wire a bunch of things. And I can even produce

00:25:43.930 --> 00:25:47.769
electricity by retrofitting one of these fans,

00:25:47.890 --> 00:25:50.890
like in this office, this broadcast room. You

00:25:50.890 --> 00:25:54.130
can take that fan and put it in reverse or just

00:25:54.130 --> 00:25:59.410
run the fan manually. And instead of taking energy

00:25:59.410 --> 00:26:01.750
to turn the fan, you could turn the fan and create

00:26:01.750 --> 00:26:04.410
energy by putting it in reverse. I don't know

00:26:04.410 --> 00:26:06.240
if you guys knew that. Well, there's a reverse

00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:09.019
on that. Well, it doesn't matter. The point is

00:26:09.019 --> 00:26:11.259
that when you spin it, it creates a voltage.

00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:13.559
Correct. The opposite direction. You know, there's

00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:14.980
just some people that don't even understand how

00:26:14.980 --> 00:26:18.480
that works. Well, today we just YouTube it. Yeah,

00:26:18.539 --> 00:26:20.339
exactly. If it gets wiped out, there's no YouTube.

00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:22.839
How are you going to fix your car? If the grid

00:26:22.839 --> 00:26:25.160
gets wiped out, like permanently wiped out, and

00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:27.859
most of the people that know how to fix it or

00:26:27.859 --> 00:26:30.440
have the, you know, the wherewithal to fix it

00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:33.779
don't have their tools and can't. access the

00:26:33.779 --> 00:26:35.480
grid or there's no point even trying to fix it,

00:26:35.539 --> 00:26:41.779
we're in serious trouble. We researched that

00:26:41.779 --> 00:26:44.400
one time. If power were to go completely out,

00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:47.619
a million would die. More than a million people

00:26:47.619 --> 00:26:50.700
in 90 days or something ridiculous like that.

00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:54.779
It'd go fast. It'd go fast. Just the grid, just

00:26:54.779 --> 00:26:57.339
power. Well, think about all the people in hospitals

00:26:57.339 --> 00:27:01.470
on life support. They'd all be dead. Right. Almost

00:27:01.470 --> 00:27:03.269
instantly, right? I mean, shit, look what happened

00:27:03.269 --> 00:27:05.150
in San Francisco just this week. Did you hear

00:27:05.150 --> 00:27:07.589
about this? The power outage they had? No. They

00:27:07.589 --> 00:27:09.450
had a massive power outage that affected like

00:27:09.450 --> 00:27:13.710
300 ,000 people, okay? And the way, what are

00:27:13.710 --> 00:27:16.890
they called? The Waymos? Waymos? The cars? They

00:27:16.890 --> 00:27:19.589
stopped in the middle of the streets. Oh, yeah,

00:27:19.670 --> 00:27:22.430
I heard that. Massive traffic jams all over San

00:27:22.430 --> 00:27:24.549
Francisco. Elon Musk waited on that. You didn't

00:27:24.549 --> 00:27:28.150
hear about this? No. Isn't that crazy? So, I

00:27:28.150 --> 00:27:31.730
think that goes back to... AI and autonomous

00:27:31.730 --> 00:27:35.750
cars, they're great, but there's problems with

00:27:35.750 --> 00:27:38.869
it. Your network goes down, your power goes down,

00:27:38.930 --> 00:27:42.250
everything stops. Yeah. Or they go off the rail

00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:45.089
and go off somewhere, right? And run over a bunch

00:27:45.089 --> 00:27:47.529
of people. Yeah. So luckily they stopped, but

00:27:47.529 --> 00:27:52.869
it caused a problem. Yeah. So you should, if

00:27:52.869 --> 00:27:57.710
you had two months of supplies, you would beat.

00:27:58.280 --> 00:28:01.019
90 % of the people out there. Yeah. Two months.

00:28:01.160 --> 00:28:03.720
God, but would you want to? I would. Would you

00:28:03.720 --> 00:28:08.359
want to live in a world where like 90 % of the

00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:10.819
people are dead and you got to scrounge for food

00:28:10.819 --> 00:28:12.720
and you got to figure out how to live? I don't

00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:15.720
know. Look, you say that now, but I mean, you

00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:18.809
become resilient. I mean, it's just like camping

00:28:18.809 --> 00:28:21.089
for an extended period. It's just like everything

00:28:21.089 --> 00:28:23.569
else. I get it. You're not just going to lay

00:28:23.569 --> 00:28:26.750
down and be like, I'm not willing to try. What

00:28:26.750 --> 00:28:30.349
about the pioneers that treaded across the great

00:28:30.349 --> 00:28:33.470
plains of Wyoming to make it into California

00:28:33.470 --> 00:28:36.529
on the gold rush? Wooden wheels. Look at the

00:28:36.529 --> 00:28:39.789
Donner Party. They ate each other. Oh. Well,

00:28:39.809 --> 00:28:42.690
there's an option. Yes. Neat. Have you ever read

00:28:42.690 --> 00:28:46.000
that story? Talking about alive? No, the Donner

00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:48.480
story. Yeah. Donner. Yeah, Donner. Donner Pass.

00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:50.980
These people were stuck in the middle of winter

00:28:50.980 --> 00:28:54.940
on their way to California. Out by Lake Tahoe

00:28:54.940 --> 00:28:57.680
over the Sierra Nevadas. Yeah. Donner Pass is

00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:01.000
up there, and they hit it in winter, and it gets

00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:04.259
to be hurricane force winds up there in the wintertime.

00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:14.460
They got stranded. And they ate each other. You

00:29:14.460 --> 00:29:18.180
heard about the soccer team. So there's one person

00:29:18.180 --> 00:29:20.460
that was left? It was more than that. Donner.

00:29:20.700 --> 00:29:23.519
It was just Donner. Donner made it. He's like,

00:29:23.559 --> 00:29:24.819
I'm going to name this pass because I'm lived,

00:29:24.940 --> 00:29:28.359
bitch. No, but there was a soccer team that was

00:29:28.359 --> 00:29:30.259
flying from Argentina to Chile and they crashed

00:29:30.259 --> 00:29:32.839
in the mountains and they had to eat the dead.

00:29:33.639 --> 00:29:35.420
Yeah, they'd made a movie out of that. Called

00:29:35.420 --> 00:29:39.519
Alive. Yeah, they sliced up legs. They'd eat

00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:42.839
it raw. And one guy decided to walk out of the

00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:45.380
mountains. And he did. And he reached safety

00:29:45.380 --> 00:29:49.319
and sent people back to save him. One guy was

00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:51.940
like, fuck this, I'm out. And just walked. And

00:29:51.940 --> 00:29:54.799
the rest of them were like, you know, waving

00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:57.660
their hands and arms at rescue craft that were

00:29:57.660 --> 00:29:59.660
looking for them. And they just never found them.

00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:01.900
So they gave up looking. I would have been that

00:30:01.900 --> 00:30:04.710
guy. I would have fucking taken off. I was like,

00:30:04.789 --> 00:30:06.309
yeah, if you motherfuckers are eating people,

00:30:06.430 --> 00:30:09.690
I'm out. I'm out. I've got this. I'll make it.

00:30:09.950 --> 00:30:12.890
If I don't, then I don't. You see my size? I

00:30:12.890 --> 00:30:15.769
have enough fat on my body to sustain me for

00:30:15.769 --> 00:30:17.890
at least two, three weeks. I'm good. As long

00:30:17.890 --> 00:30:19.950
as I can stay warm. Give me a bag so I can get

00:30:19.950 --> 00:30:21.549
the snow, let it melt so it's not going to freeze

00:30:21.549 --> 00:30:25.309
my insides. I have water. Wow. Just hump it.

00:30:25.490 --> 00:30:30.490
Yeah. You wouldn't do what Han Solo did? Cut

00:30:30.490 --> 00:30:34.140
open the creature and Oh, he did that to Luke

00:30:34.140 --> 00:30:36.440
Skywalker. If I had a lightsaber. The Tauntaun?

00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:39.000
Yeah, he stuffed him in there. You know who else

00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:40.579
did that? He saved him at the beginning of Empire

00:30:40.579 --> 00:30:42.920
Strikes Back. He saved Luke Skywalker. I know.

00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:46.240
Right after he was beaten up by the abdominal

00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:50.640
snowman out there. Right. Abominable. The Bear

00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:54.640
Grylls did that with a camel. Really? Yeah, in

00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:56.519
one of his little survivor shows. He was in the

00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:58.950
desert. Did he have a lightsaber? No, he had

00:30:58.950 --> 00:31:03.430
a big old knife and he found a dead camel, cut

00:31:03.430 --> 00:31:05.630
it open. Why'd you do the little quotes? He found.

00:31:05.910 --> 00:31:07.170
What do you mean the dead? You don't need to

00:31:07.170 --> 00:31:09.529
crawl into a camel in the desert. I guess at

00:31:09.529 --> 00:31:10.890
night you do. At night you do because it gets

00:31:10.890 --> 00:31:14.089
something. It does get cold. So he climbed in

00:31:14.089 --> 00:31:17.470
a dead camel. Wow. And they showed him climbing

00:31:17.470 --> 00:31:20.250
out. He's like, hey, good morning, guys. He had

00:31:20.250 --> 00:31:22.589
a big vagina. He had slime all over his head.

00:31:22.589 --> 00:31:25.109
Oh, it was gross. He did it, though. What'd you

00:31:25.109 --> 00:31:28.849
say vagina for? He climbed through the vagina?

00:31:29.609 --> 00:31:33.490
It was a male. Good Lord. No, he cut it open,

00:31:33.589 --> 00:31:36.049
so he had all this shit that he was sleeping

00:31:36.049 --> 00:31:39.569
in. Jim Carrey, the pet... Dude, you know Jim

00:31:39.569 --> 00:31:41.569
Carrey when he climbs through the... Yeah, he

00:31:41.569 --> 00:31:44.230
climbs through the hippo or something. The rhino,

00:31:44.230 --> 00:31:47.490
wasn't it? I think that was Pet Detective 2.

00:31:47.650 --> 00:31:49.789
Ace Ventura, yeah. Ace Ventura 2. Good Lord.

00:31:49.930 --> 00:31:51.630
Did you ever see the movie? Oh, that movie is

00:31:51.630 --> 00:31:54.990
so over the top. Who's the guy who plays Barat?

00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:59.960
Sacha Baron Cohen. Yes. He was in one where he's

00:31:59.960 --> 00:32:01.880
a spy or something like that, and his brother

00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:05.059
is a spy or something like that. And for some

00:32:05.059 --> 00:32:10.140
reason, they climb into an elephant vagina. So

00:32:10.140 --> 00:32:11.980
him and his brother in this elephant vagina.

00:32:11.980 --> 00:32:13.599
I think that's what you're talking about, Sean.

00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:18.400
No, it was actually the... That one is also funny,

00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:20.680
because there was another animal that was trying

00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:23.099
to mate with it. Well, the male... elephant mounted

00:32:23.099 --> 00:32:25.140
it, so he had this big male penis coming in,

00:32:25.220 --> 00:32:28.119
banging him in the face. It's so over the top.

00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:30.940
And then it spooged all over him. Oh, my God.

00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:34.079
Was it called Allied? I don't remember. I remember

00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:35.960
sitting there watching that with the boys going,

00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:38.619
oh, my God. And they were like eight years old.

00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.420
They were like, Dad, I don't understand. Why

00:32:41.420 --> 00:32:43.180
are we watching this? Is this appropriate? Mom!

00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:46.299
Mom! Mom was sitting there, too, and she's like...

00:32:46.299 --> 00:32:49.140
What was his name? Sasha what? Sasha Barra. How

00:32:49.140 --> 00:32:53.480
do you spell that? S -A -C -H. I think. Sasha

00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:56.240
Baron Cohen, I think, yeah. Yeah, his wife is

00:32:56.240 --> 00:33:00.220
the girl, the lady on Wedding Crashers, the nymph,

00:33:00.220 --> 00:33:02.140
the nymphomaniac that's with, oh, it's called

00:33:02.140 --> 00:33:04.700
the spy. The spy. You know who I'm talking about?

00:33:05.099 --> 00:33:08.299
Uh -oh. Wedding Crashers, Vince Vaughn. I know

00:33:08.299 --> 00:33:10.240
Vince Vaughn. Yeah, remember, the lady's all

00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:12.779
over him all the time, like, just molesting him

00:33:12.779 --> 00:33:16.559
and attacking him and being crazy. That's his

00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:20.730
wife in real life. Sasha Bowhead. I thought he

00:33:20.730 --> 00:33:24.950
was gay. No. No. So this guy, Sasha Baron Cohen,

00:33:25.109 --> 00:33:30.650
was on a MTV Awards show. And he was dressed

00:33:30.650 --> 00:33:32.789
up like a little fairy or something like that.

00:33:32.849 --> 00:33:38.650
And he was in the air on a tight wire. His ass

00:33:38.650 --> 00:33:41.470
was hanging out. Yeah. He was crotchless, sort

00:33:41.470 --> 00:33:43.269
of. And his butt was definitely hanging out.

00:33:43.369 --> 00:33:48.849
And he came down. On purpose. Well, he had flipped

00:33:48.849 --> 00:33:51.609
over somehow and landed right in front of Eminem.

00:33:51.670 --> 00:33:55.309
Oh, his ass. And his butt was like in Eminem's

00:33:55.309 --> 00:33:57.349
face to the point where it pissed him off. And

00:33:57.349 --> 00:33:59.490
he was like, get this motherfucker off me now.

00:33:59.490 --> 00:34:01.869
Oh, he was super pissed off. Oh, yeah. Because

00:34:01.869 --> 00:34:04.329
his butt was like bouncing off his nose. But

00:34:04.329 --> 00:34:07.549
the whole thing was totally scripted. Well, he

00:34:07.549 --> 00:34:09.050
may have known it was going to happen. Hey, he's

00:34:09.050 --> 00:34:10.130
going to land. He didn't know. I don't think

00:34:10.130 --> 00:34:11.670
he knew his taint was going to be on his face.

00:34:12.610 --> 00:34:15.750
No, I bet you Eminem didn't know it was going

00:34:15.750 --> 00:34:19.360
to happen. Of course, he's all about shock value.

00:34:19.460 --> 00:34:21.860
He is. And it's like real shock value, right?

00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:24.360
Yeah. Well, that was definitely shocking. Because

00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:26.320
remember, I mean, what's that? It was there for

00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:29.440
like a long period. A long time. And he was moving

00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:30.699
him out of the way and he kept coming back. And

00:34:30.699 --> 00:34:32.519
he kept coming back. His butt would like get

00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:35.260
right on his face and just start pressing hard.

00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:37.760
And he was like, I can't move. What was the,

00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.300
he had a show where he was going around punking

00:34:40.300 --> 00:34:45.519
people. That was Ali G. And it wasn't good. It

00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:48.239
was Ali G, I think. He was an interviewer. Yes,

00:34:48.239 --> 00:34:50.340
that's right. He was interviewing people and

00:34:50.340 --> 00:34:53.539
totally punking them and making a lot of people

00:34:53.539 --> 00:34:56.079
unhappy. And it was also Borat, right? That was

00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:59.760
another one. Well, maybe it is Borat. Borat's

00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:02.360
the one where he went out and he made the locals

00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:05.460
look like idiots. Right. But he did interviews

00:35:05.460 --> 00:35:08.340
and upset people, didn't he? Yeah, he had several

00:35:08.340 --> 00:35:11.500
different characters. God, he's crazy. Yeah.

00:35:11.840 --> 00:35:14.340
Yeah, he definitely is. I mean, it had some entertainment

00:35:14.340 --> 00:35:18.280
value, but it was just stupid entertainment.

00:35:18.539 --> 00:35:20.980
You got to mentally get prepared for that. You

00:35:20.980 --> 00:35:23.360
may have to have a few cocktails to enjoy that.

00:35:23.539 --> 00:35:25.760
Well, it's just like Johnny Knoxville when he

00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:29.579
did the old grandpa movie. Do you see that? Yeah.

00:35:29.739 --> 00:35:32.119
Where he dresses up like an old man. He looks

00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:34.840
old, like 80 -something years old. Okay. And

00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:39.420
he has this grandson. His grandson's like. 10

00:35:39.420 --> 00:35:41.199
or 11, right? And he goes across the country

00:35:41.199 --> 00:35:44.340
with them. And he's just a dirty old man. Oh.

00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:47.300
And his nutsack's hanging out. Oh, come on. And

00:35:47.300 --> 00:35:51.480
they're in a diner. And he gets the runs. And

00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:54.539
he gets up and he shits all over the wall. And

00:35:54.539 --> 00:35:57.860
the diners are like. But not really. No, I think.

00:35:57.980 --> 00:36:00.579
Oh, I don't know. Well, I mean, it's not real

00:36:00.579 --> 00:36:02.460
shit. It can't be. No, it's not real shit. But

00:36:02.460 --> 00:36:05.039
I don't know if the diners were aware what was

00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:07.179
going to happen. I mean, at that point, you're

00:36:07.179 --> 00:36:11.190
like. What the hell, man? Seriously? It is funny,

00:36:11.309 --> 00:36:14.389
but it's a little over the top. It's kind of

00:36:14.389 --> 00:36:16.050
the same thing as the Borat thing, right? Just

00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:19.409
putting in these strange things to make people

00:36:19.409 --> 00:36:23.230
uncomfortable. There was a gentleman that came

00:36:23.230 --> 00:36:26.349
to my Halloween party that you attended. and

00:36:26.349 --> 00:36:29.469
was dressed like Borat. Yes. So this was Ryan.

00:36:29.530 --> 00:36:32.530
Even that was uncomfortable. Ryan Benson, and

00:36:32.530 --> 00:36:35.590
he showed up, and he dressed up just like Borat.

00:36:35.610 --> 00:36:38.889
He had the unitard. He did. Well, yeah, but he

00:36:38.889 --> 00:36:45.110
kept it under his outfit the entire night until

00:36:45.110 --> 00:36:50.320
like. It was until the moment. It was like 1230,

00:36:50.460 --> 00:36:52.440
1 o 'clock at night. And then all of a sudden,

00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:55.340
he whipped out the true Borat onesie, where it

00:36:55.340 --> 00:36:58.719
was like a thong in the back. And he had glued

00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.840
a bunch of pubes in the front. So he had this

00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:06.860
big old merkin on the front side. It was awful.

00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:09.039
I mean, I couldn't believe he did it. And we

00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:10.820
have pictures of it. It was extremely awkward.

00:37:11.500 --> 00:37:13.760
People giggled, but then they were like, okay.

00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:15.980
Put your clothes on. Yeah, you can put your clothes

00:37:15.980 --> 00:37:19.659
on now. Yes. And why are you erect? I don't remember

00:37:19.659 --> 00:37:23.699
that part. Oh, that was me. Oh, yeah. Good. That's

00:37:23.699 --> 00:37:26.239
great. No, it was fun, though. Whatever. I mean,

00:37:26.320 --> 00:37:30.559
you know, those are the kind of friends. Ryan

00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:33.239
was a pretty cool guy. He was part of the crew

00:37:33.239 --> 00:37:35.519
that went with our paintballing guy. He's ex

00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.460
-Marine. He doesn't give a shit about certain

00:37:37.460 --> 00:37:41.239
things. Just the fact that he can do that and

00:37:41.239 --> 00:37:43.960
just not give a fuck. And be totally okay with

00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:47.860
it. Good for him, man. But it was just kind of

00:37:47.860 --> 00:37:49.400
like, all right, you can put your clothes back

00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:51.480
on. We're still talking about how long it was.

00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:55.469
A decade? There you go. Jeez. Yeah, sure. Still

00:37:55.469 --> 00:37:57.510
talking about it. Yeah, it was exciting. All

00:37:57.510 --> 00:37:59.230
right, what's new going on? What are you doing

00:37:59.230 --> 00:38:02.110
tomorrow? We can't do podcasts tomorrow because

00:38:02.110 --> 00:38:03.969
you're going somewhere. Yeah, I'm going to a

00:38:03.969 --> 00:38:06.409
bowl game. That's exciting. Yeah, there's only,

00:38:06.469 --> 00:38:09.210
what, three bowl games this year? I get to go

00:38:09.210 --> 00:38:12.829
to one of them. Nice. No, I'm going to the Frisco

00:38:12.829 --> 00:38:15.750
Bowl, which is Ohio University, where I went

00:38:15.750 --> 00:38:22.150
to school, and UNLV. Okay. Football down there.

00:38:22.309 --> 00:38:25.730
And this is Division... One. Division One. Yeah.

00:38:26.210 --> 00:38:28.050
Ohio University is in the MAC, so they're in

00:38:28.050 --> 00:38:29.630
the group of five or whatever you want to call

00:38:29.630 --> 00:38:30.989
them, right? Okay. Are you going to have all

00:38:30.989 --> 00:38:34.090
your Ohio stuff on? Julie got me a new shirt.

00:38:34.349 --> 00:38:37.190
Ooh. So I'll be wearing that. And both my boys

00:38:37.190 --> 00:38:39.670
are going with me. That's fun. Excellent. So...

00:38:39.670 --> 00:38:42.550
Oh, Julie's not going. No. She's like, I want

00:38:42.550 --> 00:38:45.010
you to go with your boys. Oh, there you go. Plus,

00:38:45.050 --> 00:38:47.210
she gets out of a football game. She's like,

00:38:47.250 --> 00:38:49.170
I really didn't. Don't give a shit. Yeah. Right.

00:38:49.690 --> 00:38:52.650
What's interesting is Ohio University just canned

00:38:52.650 --> 00:38:57.409
their head football coach. And I think from what

00:38:57.409 --> 00:39:00.670
I've read, I read the lawyer's response to the

00:39:00.670 --> 00:39:03.769
university. It sounds like they're going to have

00:39:03.769 --> 00:39:06.949
to pay out because they fired him because of

00:39:06.949 --> 00:39:10.090
inappropriate behavior. There's a couple of things,

00:39:10.150 --> 00:39:13.409
basically inappropriate behavior with a student.

00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:16.920
you know, unbecoming behavior because you were

00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:18.800
dating, having an affair. Are you talking about

00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:22.380
this football coach? No. Yeah, the head coach.

00:39:22.820 --> 00:39:24.420
No, no, no. Are you talking about the University

00:39:24.420 --> 00:39:26.880
of Michigan? No. Oh, okay, because that's another

00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:30.280
story. That's another huge story, yes. So the

00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:34.690
response, so he was. They said, you're married,

00:39:34.809 --> 00:39:38.070
it's unbecoming behavior, so you're canned for

00:39:38.070 --> 00:39:40.989
that. And you're sleeping with a student, you're

00:39:40.989 --> 00:39:44.730
canned for that. Oh, wow. And the lawyer's response

00:39:44.730 --> 00:39:48.070
is basically, it sounds like OU's going to have

00:39:48.070 --> 00:39:53.150
to pay out for this because it was, he started

00:39:53.150 --> 00:39:56.869
dating, he was divorced from his wife, newly

00:39:56.869 --> 00:39:58.889
divorced. Okay. And they're like, and you are

00:39:58.889 --> 00:40:04.420
running a, you're having sex. at the Ohio University

00:40:04.420 --> 00:40:08.960
Inn with this person. He's like, no, I was staying

00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:12.119
at Ohio University Inn while I was looking for

00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:13.559
a new place since I had just gotten divorced.

00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:16.280
So I was living there. In other words, he wasn't

00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:18.900
doing anything wrong. Right. And he goes, and

00:40:18.900 --> 00:40:21.860
I met this young lady. We were out somewhere

00:40:21.860 --> 00:40:24.639
in Athens. I met her. Didn't know she was a student.

00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:28.719
And Ohio University has no program that says

00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:33.110
staff cannot date. Not like Michigan. Unless

00:40:33.110 --> 00:40:36.190
you're a direct report. Like, if she was in his

00:40:36.190 --> 00:40:38.710
class, you couldn't do it. If he was a football

00:40:38.710 --> 00:40:41.590
player, or he had direct control over her, he

00:40:41.590 --> 00:40:44.110
can't date her. Oh, okay, yeah. He can't date

00:40:44.110 --> 00:40:46.750
staff. Right. And he's like, there are many,

00:40:46.829 --> 00:40:50.349
many staff that are dating students that go to

00:40:50.349 --> 00:40:52.110
Ohio University, yet none of them are fired.

00:40:52.289 --> 00:40:55.679
Right. And then they're also dragging him through

00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:58.000
the mud, man, big time, like slandering him.

00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:00.280
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sounds like the lawyer's got

00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:03.480
a case here. And he's like, I was not married

00:41:03.480 --> 00:41:05.880
at the time. We were separated. We had just divorced.

00:41:06.739 --> 00:41:09.739
So it was not an extramarital affair. Wow. So

00:41:09.739 --> 00:41:12.519
basically, it looks like OU is going to pay out.

00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:13.739
They're going to have to do the payout thing,

00:41:13.820 --> 00:41:15.539
yeah. No. Because they may have ruined his career.

00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:17.519
He's like, well, future earnings was going to

00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:19.119
be this, right? Because he was up and coming.

00:41:19.139 --> 00:41:21.420
He was doing well there. I mean, is there any

00:41:21.420 --> 00:41:24.059
chance that they may? just renege on that and

00:41:24.059 --> 00:41:26.119
be like, hey, man, we're sorry. Our bad. You

00:41:26.119 --> 00:41:28.760
can come back. I doubt it. I doubt it. Just dug

00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:31.119
in, huh? It sounds like it's too ugly now. Yeah.

00:41:31.780 --> 00:41:33.780
Both ways. Yeah, so he's not going to be there,

00:41:33.860 --> 00:41:36.980
so I'm curious to see how maybe OU will come

00:41:36.980 --> 00:41:39.059
together and do well, kind of like Ole Miss did

00:41:39.059 --> 00:41:43.460
against. Yeah. Funny you mentioned that. Who

00:41:43.460 --> 00:41:46.329
did they play? Ole Miss played Tulane. Oh, that's

00:41:46.329 --> 00:41:48.989
right, Tulane. And they got destroyed. Tulane

00:41:48.989 --> 00:41:50.849
did. Anyway, go ahead. I was going to say, the

00:41:50.849 --> 00:41:54.429
University of Michigan head football coach, Sharon

00:41:54.429 --> 00:41:58.550
Moore, he was just recently fired for a cause

00:41:58.550 --> 00:42:00.289
primarily due to an inappropriate relationship

00:42:00.289 --> 00:42:03.190
with a staff member, not exclusively because

00:42:03.190 --> 00:42:06.150
of OnlyFans. Let me elaborate a little more.

00:42:06.289 --> 00:42:09.150
However, OnlyFans models became central to the

00:42:09.150 --> 00:42:11.230
public scandal immediately following his termination.

00:42:11.309 --> 00:42:17.070
So this guy. is a head coach, and he had an OnlyFans

00:42:17.070 --> 00:42:20.010
account. He was married, and he was cheating

00:42:20.010 --> 00:42:24.889
on his wife a lot, I guess. He was cheating with

00:42:24.889 --> 00:42:29.550
a staffer. Yeah, well, that too. So she was in

00:42:29.550 --> 00:42:31.889
the direct reporting structure to him, though.

00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:34.820
The staffer was, but that's just a small portion

00:42:34.820 --> 00:42:37.719
of it. That's just a small portion of it. There's

00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:39.460
a lot more that kind of build up to it to the

00:42:39.460 --> 00:42:41.420
point where he just completely fucked himself.

00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:43.820
So I'm going to go over this little event thing.

00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:47.000
So official reason for firing. Moore was terminated

00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:49.320
on December 10, 2025 after university investigation

00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.719
found credible evidence of years -long affair

00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:55.530
with the female executive staffer. This violated

00:42:55.530 --> 00:42:57.909
the university policy regarding supervisor -subordinate

00:42:57.909 --> 00:43:00.369
relationships. So he was fired for that reason.

00:43:00.429 --> 00:43:04.289
Then OnlyFans allegations. Following his firing,

00:43:04.630 --> 00:43:09.550
OnlyFans model Mia Sordy claimed that Moore had

00:43:09.550 --> 00:43:12.610
been messaging her frequently, including during

00:43:12.610 --> 00:43:15.329
the halftime of the 2025 Michigan -Ohio State

00:43:15.329 --> 00:43:18.969
game. Really? During halftime? During halftime.

00:43:18.969 --> 00:43:21.829
During the game. He's probably like, yeah, this

00:43:21.829 --> 00:43:24.139
game's lost. Fuck it. So he was like, well, the

00:43:24.139 --> 00:43:27.960
tickets. So he was going to like give like tickets.

00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:30.780
For these girls. Oh, yeah. The tickets for a

00:43:30.780 --> 00:43:33.619
foursome. A controversial report alleged that

00:43:33.619 --> 00:43:36.760
Moore offered only fans models season tickets

00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:39.940
in exchange for a foursome at a hotel after a

00:43:39.940 --> 00:43:43.159
Michigan 2024 National Championship win. While

00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:46.539
Sordy initially confirmed these details to some

00:43:46.539 --> 00:43:50.000
outlets, she later walked back the specific claim

00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.420
calling it a misunderstanding. So, whatever.

00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:54.699
That's kind of bullshit. She makes enough money

00:43:54.699 --> 00:43:58.070
anyways. Those girls make tons of money. Arrest

00:43:58.070 --> 00:44:00.190
and criminal charges. That's the biggest thing.

00:44:00.230 --> 00:44:03.050
Right after he was fired, he was arrested. Felony.

00:44:03.090 --> 00:44:06.369
This gets worse. Arrest and criminal charges.

00:44:06.409 --> 00:44:09.130
After being fired, Moore was arrested for allegedly

00:44:09.130 --> 00:44:13.269
breaking into the home of the staffer with whom

00:44:13.269 --> 00:44:15.269
he had the affair. He was charged with the felony

00:44:15.269 --> 00:44:18.610
of third -degree home invasion, stalking, and

00:44:18.610 --> 00:44:20.980
breaking and entering. So, yeah, basically she

00:44:20.980 --> 00:44:22.760
broke up with him and he couldn't handle it.

00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:26.119
So he broke in. Or he was furious that she spilled

00:44:26.119 --> 00:44:28.460
the beans to somebody and ratted him out because

00:44:28.460 --> 00:44:30.940
she was uncomfortable because he was stalking

00:44:30.940 --> 00:44:35.239
her. Right. How old is this guy? Do we know?

00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:38.400
Probably in his 40s. Yeah, I would say so. And

00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:41.340
his wife is actually beautiful. And continued

00:44:41.340 --> 00:44:44.239
contact reports surfaced that Moore continued

00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:48.019
messaging sorority via Instagram using vanishing

00:44:48.019 --> 00:44:50.679
messages even after being released from jail

00:44:50.679 --> 00:44:54.099
on bond. He's 39. 39. I didn't know they had

00:44:54.099 --> 00:44:56.679
vanishing messages on Instagram. Kind of like

00:44:56.679 --> 00:44:59.400
Snapchat. I don't know. I don't know either.

00:44:59.579 --> 00:45:05.380
Interesting. Wow. His career is fucked. I mean,

00:45:05.460 --> 00:45:07.940
he took something that could have been salvageable

00:45:07.940 --> 00:45:11.329
and then Completely fucked it up. Because, look,

00:45:11.349 --> 00:45:14.070
sex scandals happen all the time. You know, there's

00:45:14.070 --> 00:45:16.769
always, you know, I mean. Well, look at Bobby

00:45:16.769 --> 00:45:21.530
Petrino. Now, didn't he replace somebody? He

00:45:21.530 --> 00:45:23.769
replaced Harbaugh. Yeah, so in other words, he

00:45:23.769 --> 00:45:26.269
had an amazing opportunity after Harbaugh left.

00:45:26.329 --> 00:45:28.989
Correct. Harbaugh left. Correct. And then he

00:45:28.989 --> 00:45:30.769
shit it down the drain. Well, it's one of the

00:45:30.769 --> 00:45:34.150
top probably 10 coachee jobs out there. And he

00:45:34.150 --> 00:45:38.030
threw away a $30 million salary. Yep. Wow. What

00:45:38.030 --> 00:45:42.469
about the CNN executive? What was his name? Masturbating.

00:45:42.570 --> 00:45:44.130
Yeah. Jeffrey Toobin. Is that his name? Jeffrey

00:45:44.130 --> 00:45:47.070
Toobin. Jeffrey Toobin. Another guy. But my point

00:45:47.070 --> 00:45:49.090
about bringing up Jeffrey Toobin is that people

00:45:49.090 --> 00:45:53.010
will forget these things. You know, they eventually

00:45:53.010 --> 00:45:54.829
hired him back, didn't they? Yeah, they did.

00:45:55.050 --> 00:45:57.650
Toobin. Yeah, he did. So he's back in the limelight.

00:45:57.750 --> 00:45:59.670
I mean, not in the limelight, but they hired

00:45:59.670 --> 00:46:02.769
him back. My point is that if this coach would

00:46:02.769 --> 00:46:06.610
have just chilled, took his lickings. and admitted

00:46:06.610 --> 00:46:09.610
fault instead of trying to cover his ass to the

00:46:09.610 --> 00:46:11.730
point where he got arrested, break it and entering

00:46:11.730 --> 00:46:15.710
and all that other shit. You remember the scandal

00:46:15.710 --> 00:46:19.650
with Marv Albert? He got busted. Wasn't he like...

00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:23.980
Yeah, he was having sex with some girl and bit

00:46:23.980 --> 00:46:27.219
her all over. And she filed charges because he,

00:46:27.260 --> 00:46:29.599
I guess, got a little too crazy and kinky. Is

00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:32.460
that like in 1997? Yeah, it's been a while. So

00:46:32.460 --> 00:46:35.119
they asked him to step away. And he did. And

00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:38.719
now he's back. Unless he's no longer doing it.

00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:41.739
But I think he is. He's fairly old at this point.

00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:43.260
He may still be doing it. Yeah, unless he retired.

00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:46.260
He may have. So that just goes to show you. Either

00:46:46.260 --> 00:46:50.139
his son. His son does it as well. There's Eddie,

00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:52.519
I don't remember his name, but he does all the

00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:54.079
football games too. Oh, I thought you meant he

00:46:54.079 --> 00:46:58.400
bites girls too. No. He announces the football

00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:00.760
games. I mean, I just go to show that we can

00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:03.219
make all sorts of mistakes and boom, we just

00:47:03.219 --> 00:47:06.460
have to wait. That's the design of living in

00:47:06.460 --> 00:47:09.280
a Christian society, man. We're in a community

00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:12.239
of forgiving people. And I am for forgiving people.

00:47:12.739 --> 00:47:18.730
We should. Should be like, I mean, look, excluding

00:47:18.730 --> 00:47:21.369
like children and doing crazy stuff like that.

00:47:21.449 --> 00:47:23.849
Or just murderers all out, you know, flat out

00:47:23.849 --> 00:47:27.929
murderers like the, you know, who's the Italiano

00:47:27.929 --> 00:47:30.369
guy or whatever his name is. The guy that was

00:47:30.369 --> 00:47:33.250
killing the. Yeah, you shot the CEO in the back

00:47:33.250 --> 00:47:37.210
of the head. Yeah, the Luigi who killed the insurance

00:47:37.210 --> 00:47:40.329
executive. United Healthcare, right? Yeah, Linguini.

00:47:40.909 --> 00:47:44.050
Linguini. Well, all the chicks like him because

00:47:44.050 --> 00:47:46.949
he's good looking. Isn't that sick? Yes. That's

00:47:46.949 --> 00:47:48.710
the first thing everybody came out with. He's

00:47:48.710 --> 00:47:51.389
so beautiful. Not even that. I mean, just the

00:47:51.389 --> 00:47:53.889
first reaction was, oh man, he's good looking.

00:47:53.989 --> 00:47:55.929
Never mind that he just shot a guy in the back

00:47:55.929 --> 00:47:57.869
of the head who's got like two kids. It's a testimony

00:47:57.869 --> 00:48:02.250
that just really details how shallow a lot of

00:48:02.250 --> 00:48:04.369
women are. Well, just our society in general.

00:48:04.570 --> 00:48:08.750
Just horrible. Really? That's our response? And

00:48:08.750 --> 00:48:11.199
I'm sure he's getting... Flooded with fan mail.

00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:14.760
Oh, you know. Well, you got this super hot blonde

00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:18.340
blue -eyed chick in Florida, a teacher, that

00:48:18.340 --> 00:48:20.719
was making whoopie with a 14 -year -old. Oh,

00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:22.500
yeah. She was good looking, too. Yeah. I mean,

00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:27.179
look, she got a lighter sentence. She didn't

00:48:27.179 --> 00:48:29.900
go all out. And the big fat teacher who was slobbing

00:48:29.900 --> 00:48:32.280
off with some kid. Was that a guy or a girl?

00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:35.110
Yeah, the guys get more trouble. Yeah. For some

00:48:35.110 --> 00:48:37.090
reason. Actually, it seems like there are way

00:48:37.090 --> 00:48:40.010
more stories of women with younger, with male

00:48:40.010 --> 00:48:42.030
students than the opposite way around. Never

00:48:42.030 --> 00:48:43.989
happened with me. One after another. I know.

00:48:44.090 --> 00:48:45.789
Then you had the one where they got married and

00:48:45.789 --> 00:48:47.909
had kids later. Oh, that's right. That's right.

00:48:48.010 --> 00:48:50.550
And then she just died. Yeah. Well, they got

00:48:50.550 --> 00:48:52.909
divorced. They got divorced. They had like three

00:48:52.909 --> 00:48:55.969
or four kids. Yeah. He waited like eight years

00:48:55.969 --> 00:48:57.730
for her to get out of prison. Yeah. They had

00:48:57.730 --> 00:48:59.630
a bunch of kids and they got married. Isn't that

00:48:59.630 --> 00:49:03.150
crazy? Then they got divorced. I think she may

00:49:03.150 --> 00:49:04.989
have remarried again. And then she died. And

00:49:04.989 --> 00:49:07.409
she died here the last five or six years ago,

00:49:07.449 --> 00:49:11.050
I think. Yeah. Letourneau. So that was the name,

00:49:11.130 --> 00:49:13.150
Letourneau? Letourneau was her last name, yeah.

00:49:13.230 --> 00:49:15.469
What the fuck, dude? What an insane story, man.

00:49:17.809 --> 00:49:19.530
I'm just like, how the fuck do you remember all

00:49:19.530 --> 00:49:22.429
these names? It's amazing. Yeah. It's creepy

00:49:22.429 --> 00:49:25.309
that you do, actually. Well, you remember all

00:49:25.309 --> 00:49:29.039
these movies, war games. That's maybe the one

00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:31.159
movie I remember. Scene by scene. Ally Sheedy.

00:49:31.219 --> 00:49:33.579
Yeah, I knew something. You had to help me with

00:49:33.579 --> 00:49:35.760
Matthew Broderick. Matt Broderick. You know,

00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:39.400
speaking of prisons, I saw this video of, and

00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:41.519
I've seen it in movies, but I've never seen it

00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:44.019
in real life, where they're dropping contraband

00:49:44.019 --> 00:49:47.380
over the walls of the prison using drones. Oh,

00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:48.980
really? Have you not heard about this? No, I've

00:49:48.980 --> 00:49:51.820
not seen this. I mean, because there are TV shows

00:49:51.820 --> 00:49:54.190
that have that. You know what I mean? And so,

00:49:54.230 --> 00:49:55.849
yeah, if Chuck were here, he would show you a

00:49:55.849 --> 00:49:57.449
video of it. But sure enough, here comes a drone

00:49:57.449 --> 00:49:59.590
and lowers something down over the prison walls

00:49:59.590 --> 00:50:02.250
for, I mean, it's some, you know, contraband

00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:04.230
of some sort. Hopefully it's not weapons, but.

00:50:04.429 --> 00:50:05.969
Why don't they have like. Probably cigarettes.

00:50:06.130 --> 00:50:07.949
Have like little laser as it kind of like a poof,

00:50:08.050 --> 00:50:10.190
just shoots it. They're probably going to need

00:50:10.190 --> 00:50:12.889
that. I mean, for real. I mean, everybody's got

00:50:12.889 --> 00:50:15.309
a drone now. I mean, how easy is it to fly a

00:50:15.309 --> 00:50:18.030
drone over a prison wall? Drop a gun in the middle.

00:50:18.429 --> 00:50:22.630
Yeah, well. And it's. Subway sandwich. Disposable.

00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:25.280
Yeah. A couple candy bars. I mean, it's not like

00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:26.980
you're spending thousands of dollars on a drone.

00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:29.019
You can just wire something to it and, yeah,

00:50:29.059 --> 00:50:31.460
send over some cigarettes. Yeah. It could be

00:50:31.460 --> 00:50:34.139
something small. Hell, you can use a kite. Yeah.

00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:36.420
You kind of have to be outside the wall, though.

00:50:36.579 --> 00:50:38.500
I would love to. You see him running alongside

00:50:38.500 --> 00:50:40.360
the wall to try to get the kite up in the air.

00:50:40.460 --> 00:50:42.639
It keeps like. going down yeah i wouldn't do

00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:44.860
a kite well i was always caught in the barbed

00:50:44.860 --> 00:50:46.699
wire i was always trying to figure out a way

00:50:46.699 --> 00:50:49.119
to beat the system while going on to one of those

00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:51.380
cruise boats you know or you're getting on to

00:50:51.380 --> 00:50:53.460
get your luggage on like that i'm like dude i

00:50:53.460 --> 00:50:56.460
can get like i get jeff who's not going on the

00:50:56.460 --> 00:50:59.019
trip like a drone he's out there is like jeff

00:50:59.019 --> 00:51:02.610
just use this drone What, he's in a little speedboat

00:51:02.610 --> 00:51:04.510
next to the cruise ship? No, just on the dock.

00:51:04.650 --> 00:51:06.110
It doesn't matter as long as he's there. And

00:51:06.110 --> 00:51:08.449
the drone goes to drop. I'll be on the upper

00:51:08.449 --> 00:51:12.030
deck. He drops down a case of fucking whiskey.

00:51:12.630 --> 00:51:15.769
That's a big drone. That's a big drone. I'm not

00:51:15.769 --> 00:51:16.829
going to hear that. Why do you have to go so

00:51:16.829 --> 00:51:19.190
big? What's wrong with one bottle? You had to

00:51:19.190 --> 00:51:20.750
go with a case. You've got to be there for seven

00:51:20.750 --> 00:51:23.030
days. Come on. Well, then you just get a little

00:51:23.030 --> 00:51:25.150
skipper boat. I don't understand. Go out on the

00:51:25.150 --> 00:51:27.639
ocean. That's a big drone, though, to carry a

00:51:27.639 --> 00:51:36.000
case of booze. It really is. All right. Well,

00:51:36.019 --> 00:51:37.420
how about this? How about this? Here's another

00:51:37.420 --> 00:51:41.079
scenario. Instead of carrying the case, you put

00:51:41.079 --> 00:51:45.239
the whiskey or whatever it is you want to bring

00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:48.800
on the boat, and you put it in a bag, and the

00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.579
bag is in the water. So the only thing the drone

00:51:51.579 --> 00:51:57.559
brings is the rope. No, no, no. What if you tie

00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:01.260
the bag to the cruise ship so that it's right

00:52:01.260 --> 00:52:03.000
there for you whenever you're ready to grab it?

00:52:03.239 --> 00:52:04.900
Well, that's kind of what I'm saying, but you've

00:52:04.900 --> 00:52:06.420
got to get it right away because it's otherwise,

00:52:06.619 --> 00:52:10.599
it depends on where you're going to retrieve

00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.039
it. I'm kind of envisioning like you're on a

00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:16.900
balcony, whatever, it doesn't matter. The drone

00:52:16.900 --> 00:52:19.659
comes to you, you grab the rope, and then you

00:52:19.659 --> 00:52:22.860
just kind of... I would think that the officials

00:52:22.860 --> 00:52:28.280
would hear this drone and everyone's going to

00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:31.380
catch up. There's like 30 drones around the ship

00:52:31.380 --> 00:52:33.460
because they'd be like, I want to do that next

00:52:33.460 --> 00:52:35.800
time. I'm going to do that next time. It's only

00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:37.800
going to matter for my trip. You could tape a

00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:39.980
box next to the cruise ship and then on the first

00:52:39.980 --> 00:52:41.860
port just scuba dive out there and grab the box.

00:52:42.179 --> 00:52:45.000
Bring it onto the... There's so many things.

00:52:45.179 --> 00:52:47.659
These are all really feasible. How about maybe

00:52:47.659 --> 00:52:52.039
a dart gun and you just like... Like a harpoon?

00:52:52.139 --> 00:52:54.340
Yeah, like a harpoon. Shoot it by my door and

00:52:54.340 --> 00:52:56.539
then I can just grab it. A massive harpoon with

00:52:56.539 --> 00:52:59.599
a case of bourbon attached to it. No, it's in

00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:01.519
the water. So the only thing that really needs

00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:04.099
to be, you know, you just need the little umbilical,

00:53:04.139 --> 00:53:07.239
little string. You pull it up. What if you miss?

00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:08.599
What are you doing? You're like pulling back

00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:11.519
up and reloading? I don't know, man. And you're

00:53:11.519 --> 00:53:14.440
like 300 feet up? Tell you what, next week let's

00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:17.619
not do podcasts and just work on these scenarios.

00:53:18.510 --> 00:53:20.949
Where we can get extra alcohol for free on a

00:53:20.949 --> 00:53:22.949
cruise ship. We can stand on the roof and shoot

00:53:22.949 --> 00:53:25.750
with harpoons. There's so many good ideas. But

00:53:25.750 --> 00:53:27.909
we have to go like this. How can you smuggle

00:53:27.909 --> 00:53:30.210
it on there? They say they're very thorough on

00:53:30.210 --> 00:53:33.429
there. You have. So they're not very thorough.

00:53:33.469 --> 00:53:35.190
So were you able to smuggle anything on or did

00:53:35.190 --> 00:53:38.030
you just choose not to? When we were in Alaska,

00:53:38.250 --> 00:53:42.829
I went out and I got one of the flat ones, the

00:53:42.829 --> 00:53:45.550
tall flat ones, skinny looking ones. I just tucked

00:53:45.550 --> 00:53:48.099
it in my... I tucked it in my pants and walked

00:53:48.099 --> 00:53:51.340
on the cruise ship. A flask? Yeah. I mean, it

00:53:51.340 --> 00:53:55.719
was a bottle. I mean, it was like a .75, 750

00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:57.619
-milliliter bottle that was kind of tall and

00:53:57.619 --> 00:53:59.780
skinny. I just stuck it down my pants. Maybe

00:53:59.780 --> 00:54:02.619
get one of those Traveler's Delights. Ooh. It's

00:54:02.619 --> 00:54:06.360
plastic. And then go to a shore excursion and

00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:09.300
you just fill it up? Yeah. Jam it down your pants?

00:54:09.440 --> 00:54:11.980
Yeah. I walked to an alcohol store right there

00:54:11.980 --> 00:54:15.400
in the Alaska port we were at. I'd wear a kilt.

00:54:15.460 --> 00:54:18.079
I'd have like a band of them around me. I had

00:54:18.079 --> 00:54:19.820
like 15 buyers. And they're like, sir, you need

00:54:19.820 --> 00:54:23.320
to lift your kilt. And you're like, oh, I can't

00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:27.659
bear you. I can't bear you. What do you think?

00:54:28.179 --> 00:54:30.360
I mean, of course, you create such a scene that

00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:32.159
they'll be like, sir, just go ahead. Yeah, please.

00:54:32.380 --> 00:54:33.960
Just go ahead. Scream like a girl. I'm getting

00:54:33.960 --> 00:54:35.880
assaulted. Right. And then they'll all be like,

00:54:35.980 --> 00:54:41.019
me too. Me too. Who wears a kilt? All the bottles

00:54:41.019 --> 00:54:50.340
are clinking. I don't know. I mean, think about

00:54:50.340 --> 00:54:52.139
it, but I also think about how much do I really

00:54:52.139 --> 00:54:53.820
want to drink? I mean, think about it now. I

00:54:53.820 --> 00:54:58.019
mean, if we drink half a bottle of booze in one

00:54:58.019 --> 00:55:00.760
night, which we can. Oh, yeah. Easy. Because

00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:01.940
you know they don't have high proof on that.

00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:04.099
We'd have to bring it. No, let's say we do bring

00:55:04.099 --> 00:55:06.960
it, whatever it is. I mean, if we drink a half

00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:09.650
a bottle of booze. In a night. The next day,

00:55:09.670 --> 00:55:11.650
I can guarantee that I'm not drinking. Oh, yeah.

00:55:11.789 --> 00:55:14.090
And even the third day, I may not be drinking.

00:55:14.630 --> 00:55:17.730
So, challenge accepted. You know, when you get

00:55:17.730 --> 00:55:22.349
the drinking package, people do the math to figure

00:55:22.349 --> 00:55:24.150
out how many drinks they need to have per day.

00:55:24.210 --> 00:55:25.829
It's like 15 a day or something like that. It

00:55:25.829 --> 00:55:28.670
is like 15. It's like between 14 and 16 a day,

00:55:28.789 --> 00:55:32.250
which can be done if you start early. But every

00:55:32.250 --> 00:55:34.829
day. Every day. Every day. Challenge accepted,

00:55:34.889 --> 00:55:37.159
right? Hey, when we were 20, come on. That's

00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:38.400
easy. Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to

00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:41.400
drink it. You can take it and dump it into a

00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:44.139
container, and that way you just save it. And

00:55:44.139 --> 00:55:46.199
you're allowed to get one at a time, I think,

00:55:46.239 --> 00:55:50.179
right? Yeah. Well, they started developing time

00:55:50.179 --> 00:55:52.139
limits. Well, yeah, there's time limits and there's

00:55:52.139 --> 00:55:53.840
restrictions on how many. Yeah, even if you guzzle

00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:55.139
it, they'll be like, sir, you've got to wait

00:55:55.139 --> 00:55:56.559
five minutes before you can get another one.

00:55:56.659 --> 00:55:58.579
Because what would happen was I'd get a drink

00:55:58.579 --> 00:56:00.420
package, and I'd go up there and get a drink

00:56:00.420 --> 00:56:01.699
for you, get a drink for me, get a drink for

00:56:01.699 --> 00:56:03.420
you, get a drink for me, like one minute apart.

00:56:03.869 --> 00:56:05.750
Right. And they knew people were trying to scam

00:56:05.750 --> 00:56:08.030
the system, you know? Yeah. I saw that somebody,

00:56:08.349 --> 00:56:11.610
you may want to research this, that somebody

00:56:11.610 --> 00:56:16.389
bought a Lifetime all -drink package. Oh, God.

00:56:16.530 --> 00:56:18.489
With one of the cruise lines for, it was $100

00:56:18.489 --> 00:56:24.590
,000. Lifetime unlimited drinks. Oh, wow. For

00:56:24.590 --> 00:56:26.829
$100 ,000. I'm not sure that's worth it. I saw

00:56:26.829 --> 00:56:29.909
it on Instagram or something like that. So I

00:56:29.909 --> 00:56:32.150
don't know if it's real, but I saw that and I

00:56:32.150 --> 00:56:34.449
was like. That's a lot of money. That's a lot

00:56:34.449 --> 00:56:36.070
of drinks. That's a lot of drinks. So, yes, the

00:56:36.070 --> 00:56:39.469
Royal Caribbean offers a $100 ,000 bling cup

00:56:39.469 --> 00:56:42.489
or gold chalice on its new ship, the Stars of

00:56:42.489 --> 00:56:44.769
the Seas. That includes a lifetime deluxe beverage

00:56:44.769 --> 00:56:47.389
package, allowing the owner to get free drinks

00:56:47.389 --> 00:56:50.250
for life. That's smart. Think about it. It's

00:56:50.250 --> 00:56:53.789
more of a luxury status symbol and brag item

00:56:53.789 --> 00:56:57.030
than a true financial investment for most requiring

00:56:57.030 --> 00:57:00.309
many cruises to recoup the cost. I mean, think

00:57:00.309 --> 00:57:01.550
about it. They're going to go on two cruises

00:57:01.550 --> 00:57:05.170
a year. With that same cruise line, just to take

00:57:05.170 --> 00:57:06.630
advantage of that. You have to do more than that

00:57:06.630 --> 00:57:08.909
to recoup that $100 ,000. At least three a year,

00:57:08.989 --> 00:57:11.230
maybe. Now, can you bequeath that, too? So when

00:57:11.230 --> 00:57:14.429
you die, is that transferable? No, it's not transferable.

00:57:14.449 --> 00:57:16.909
I guarantee it. What, do you have to show ID

00:57:16.909 --> 00:57:20.130
to prove that? Is it worth it, generally or financially?

00:57:20.889 --> 00:57:24.989
No. Generally, no. Financially, a standard seven

00:57:24.989 --> 00:57:27.170
-day drink at Patrick costs $700 to $1 ,700.

00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:30.440
A standard seven -day drinking package. You need

00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:33.840
to take dozens of cruises to even approach the

00:57:33.840 --> 00:57:36.519
$100 ,000 value. You would die of alcoholism

00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:40.079
before you get your money's worth. High cost,

00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:42.739
$100 ,000 is massive above front cross. Luxury

00:57:42.739 --> 00:57:45.980
tax. So, I mean, look, first of all, if you have

00:57:45.980 --> 00:57:50.179
$100 ,000, who gives a fuck? Oh, I know. That's

00:57:50.179 --> 00:57:51.860
a good point. I mean, if you've got so much money

00:57:51.860 --> 00:57:53.780
that this is just a fun thing to blow it on.

00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:58.730
I mean, I found out. I found out. That I went

00:57:58.730 --> 00:58:02.190
to the Dallas Star. The Star. I went to the Star,

00:58:02.269 --> 00:58:05.570
where the Dallas Cowboys practice. I found out

00:58:05.570 --> 00:58:11.269
that Jerry Jones flies his helicopter and parks

00:58:11.269 --> 00:58:13.150
it in the middle of the practice field. Yes.

00:58:13.269 --> 00:58:16.730
All right? And every time he does that, he gets

00:58:16.730 --> 00:58:23.409
fined $150 ,000. From the city? Somebody. I don't

00:58:23.409 --> 00:58:26.170
know. Somebody charges him. Well, he owns, though.

00:58:26.559 --> 00:58:29.880
Yeah, he owns a facility. That's kind of strange.

00:58:30.260 --> 00:58:32.800
Or the FAA, maybe? It doesn't matter. Somebody

00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:37.559
finds him $150 ,000 every day. Well, every time

00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:41.000
he lands there. Which isn't not anywhere near

00:58:41.000 --> 00:58:45.460
every day. I heard like six times a day. My point

00:58:45.460 --> 00:58:48.519
is that people, for $100 ,000, I mean, there

00:58:48.519 --> 00:58:50.659
comes a certain point where when you have that

00:58:50.659 --> 00:58:53.739
money, shit money like that, he's like, fuck

00:58:53.739 --> 00:58:57.320
it, $150 ,000? Ah, fuck it. That's crazy. It's

00:58:57.320 --> 00:59:00.000
nothing. Probably. Yeah. I'll just write it off

00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:02.539
in my taxes. I mean, the Cowboys alone are worth,

00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:04.340
what, $15 billion, they said, though? I know

00:59:04.340 --> 00:59:07.860
it. And he got it for what? $300 million? It

00:59:07.860 --> 00:59:10.059
was less than that, I think. It was like $100

00:59:10.059 --> 00:59:13.559
and something million. $15 billion. Yeah. That

00:59:13.559 --> 00:59:16.539
was a good investment. He was smart. And they

00:59:16.539 --> 00:59:19.119
don't even have to be good. They're not. I know.

00:59:20.519 --> 00:59:23.219
Did you watch that game? You know what? No, I'm

00:59:23.219 --> 00:59:25.239
disconnected. I'm nowhere in the fantasy football.

00:59:25.420 --> 00:59:28.139
Fuck both of you. I am nowhere, and the Cowboys

00:59:28.139 --> 00:59:31.679
lost. None of us are now. I got blown out. You

00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:33.760
said I was going to the finals. I had the worst

00:59:33.760 --> 00:59:37.179
week of the entire season. Yeah, you didn't know

00:59:37.179 --> 00:59:39.559
Jackson Dart got a minus two until I told you?

00:59:39.579 --> 00:59:41.780
Of course I did. I was fucking with him. He's

00:59:41.780 --> 00:59:43.980
got negative two. I go, yeah, I need 40 points

00:59:43.980 --> 00:59:46.280
out of him. He's playing tonight, right? Oh,

00:59:46.300 --> 00:59:48.659
he's playing Monday night. Oh, my God. I already

00:59:48.659 --> 00:59:50.940
watched the game going, oh, my God. As Brian

00:59:50.940 --> 00:59:54.260
started his onslaught of just one -liners. He's

00:59:54.260 --> 00:59:57.440
a newbie. This is his first year. He cannot win

00:59:57.440 --> 01:00:00.360
this. Linda has to beat him. This is his second

01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:02.360
year. Is this his second year? Yeah, I think

01:00:02.360 --> 01:00:03.960
it is his second year. It doesn't matter. That

01:00:03.960 --> 01:00:06.880
makes me feel a little bit better. Yeah, but

01:00:06.880 --> 01:00:09.739
still, I know how Brian talks shit. He's so good

01:00:09.739 --> 01:00:12.239
at it. I mean, I remember when we were in the

01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:14.559
backyard and there was a ping pong ball and we're

01:00:14.559 --> 01:00:16.179
trying to see who can throw it in the center

01:00:16.179 --> 01:00:18.380
of the table where the umbrella goes. Right.

01:00:18.420 --> 01:00:20.840
And we're sitting there doing it over and over

01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:22.599
and we're drunk. We're having a good time. And

01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:25.619
Brian's like, he throws it. He goes right in.

01:00:25.699 --> 01:00:27.579
And I'm like, fuck you. And he walks away. He's

01:00:27.579 --> 01:00:29.739
like, yeah. He's like, this is easy. I'll do

01:00:29.739 --> 01:00:32.619
something else. Anyway, but that's the way. Yeah,

01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:34.119
that's the way he's going to shake out. Linda

01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:36.960
has to beat Brian. Yeah. So you're 100 % out.

01:00:37.239 --> 01:00:40.300
Oh, God. I got destroyed. Yeah. Even though I

01:00:40.300 --> 01:00:42.219
have a play going tonight, it makes no difference.

01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:45.739
I beat Barry. I had a good game. So you're third.

01:00:46.059 --> 01:00:48.780
I would have beat everybody this week. Well,

01:00:48.780 --> 01:00:51.260
I have a chance to go. Third and fourth will

01:00:51.260 --> 01:00:54.820
play for the third place. So what place were

01:00:54.820 --> 01:00:58.179
you? I don't know. I was third. No, I was second.

01:00:59.179 --> 01:01:01.099
Yeah, but in the playoffs, you got bounced in

01:01:01.099 --> 01:01:02.599
the first round. I got bounced in the first round.

01:01:02.619 --> 01:01:04.519
So you went in the consolation bracket. So the

01:01:04.519 --> 01:01:06.699
best you could do is third. No, no, he can't.

01:01:06.719 --> 01:01:08.900
Best I could do is... I can. Fifth, right? Because

01:01:08.900 --> 01:01:12.260
I was a top four. So the top two go to the championship,

01:01:12.460 --> 01:01:15.460
the bottom two... Best I could do is fifth. Best

01:01:15.460 --> 01:01:17.860
you can do is fifth? Yeah, the bottom two play

01:01:17.860 --> 01:01:20.239
each other for third place. So I'm playing against

01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:23.860
who lost to Linda. I don't know. I don't know.

01:01:24.099 --> 01:01:25.960
Anyway, so if I win that, I'll be third place,

01:01:26.099 --> 01:01:28.860
which means I'll get some money. I don't even

01:01:28.860 --> 01:01:30.539
think about it like that. I just... Well, I mean,

01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:32.860
you want to get your, you know... I mean, it

01:01:32.860 --> 01:01:35.579
is a pay league. So you kind of want your money.

01:01:35.579 --> 01:01:37.679
I still think we should pay more. Balls Breaker

01:01:37.679 --> 01:01:43.260
lost bad to Linda. To Linda. And then, well,

01:01:43.260 --> 01:01:48.159
Bill Ballard still has some folks playing. Actually,

01:01:48.179 --> 01:01:50.000
so does Hole -in -One and Play -Doh Boys are

01:01:50.000 --> 01:01:52.219
still going. And then Consolation Bracket, yeah.

01:01:52.460 --> 01:01:54.519
Well, there's two Consolation Brackets. But they

01:01:54.519 --> 01:01:56.780
can't play for money. So can Linda have the potential

01:01:56.780 --> 01:01:59.739
of winning the whole thing? Correct. So the mid

01:01:59.739 --> 01:02:02.460
-tier teams are going to win. All the top teams

01:02:02.460 --> 01:02:04.760
of the year. And Barry's out. I beat him. He's

01:02:04.760 --> 01:02:06.679
out. That's all I care about. So the top three

01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:10.440
teams are out. Yeah, I got bounced. Yeah. I won

01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:12.039
my first game, but then I got bounced in my second

01:02:12.039 --> 01:02:14.880
game. So the highest, the best record that could

01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:19.480
win this is Play -Doh boys at eight and six.

01:02:20.679 --> 01:02:22.679
That just goes to show you it doesn't matter.

01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:24.739
None of it matters. But he's currently losing.

01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:28.760
He's projected to win, but yeah. Is he playing

01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:30.460
against Linda? No, he's playing hole in one right

01:02:30.460 --> 01:02:32.840
now. Oh, well, I mean. It was six and eight.

01:02:33.079 --> 01:02:35.199
Well, to make it even worse. My point is none

01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:37.659
of that matters, right? It's only the top three

01:02:37.659 --> 01:02:39.780
that matter, right? Oh, that's true. Linda's

01:02:39.780 --> 01:02:42.840
seven and seven. Balls Breaker's seven and seven.

01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:45.420
And Papa's team is seven and seven. Okay, so

01:02:45.420 --> 01:02:47.980
one of the seven and seven teams is going to

01:02:47.980 --> 01:02:50.639
win the league. Correct. That's crazy. But to

01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:54.199
make it even worse, it's like, oh my God, I forgot

01:02:54.199 --> 01:02:57.699
what I was going to say. To make it worse, you

01:02:57.699 --> 01:03:01.980
finish dead last. To make it worse, you didn't

01:03:01.980 --> 01:03:07.539
make the playoffs. To make it worse, you something.

01:03:09.320 --> 01:03:11.260
Maybe it'll come back. Yeah, well, whatever.

01:03:11.559 --> 01:03:15.019
Let me see. I'm plowing through these, by the

01:03:15.019 --> 01:03:18.340
way. Yeah, they are easy to drink. And frankly,

01:03:18.619 --> 01:03:21.280
it's not enough in there, honestly. I wondered,

01:03:21.460 --> 01:03:25.579
because I'm drinking both of them here. I mean,

01:03:25.579 --> 01:03:27.920
I'm almost out of both. Did you not put an ounce

01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:31.360
in each? Oh, they're only this big. Oh, well,

01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:34.179
there you go. Yeah, I was thinking about the

01:03:34.179 --> 01:03:35.719
money. What do I think? I was thinking about

01:03:35.719 --> 01:03:38.000
the, it's not a matter of the money. It's what

01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:41.579
it makes it even worse. Yeah, whatever. Prestige.

01:03:43.059 --> 01:03:46.280
Yeah, I'm the king of finishing third every year.

01:03:46.559 --> 01:03:50.960
Third place. What a bird in the bear. I'm usually

01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:53.880
last. Well, Paul, I mean, you've got a season

01:03:53.880 --> 01:03:57.710
under your belt, right? You won a season. A long

01:03:57.710 --> 01:04:00.949
time ago. Yeah, but you won. I think I did, yeah.

01:04:01.429 --> 01:04:05.469
And, you know, I've got one under my belt. You

01:04:05.469 --> 01:04:08.809
know, and at the same year, I also had the best

01:04:08.809 --> 01:04:10.670
point. So, I mean, that was the year. Yeah, both.

01:04:10.969 --> 01:04:13.429
Yeah, nice. It was nice the same year. I was

01:04:13.429 --> 01:04:17.889
just killing people. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like

01:04:17.889 --> 01:04:21.250
Al Bundy, you know, and the touchdown, you know,

01:04:21.250 --> 01:04:23.849
the Al Bundy show, you know. Married with children.

01:04:23.969 --> 01:04:26.150
Married with children. I used to love that show.

01:04:26.829 --> 01:04:30.010
Christina Albuquerque? Yeah, she was hot. She's

01:04:30.010 --> 01:04:33.730
got multiple sclerosis. She's got MS. Yeah. So

01:04:33.730 --> 01:04:35.670
she can't even stand or walk anymore. That's

01:04:35.670 --> 01:04:38.489
sad. Yeah. Like I said, it's sad when you watch

01:04:38.489 --> 01:04:42.269
your childhood movie stars get crazy old and

01:04:42.269 --> 01:04:43.250
die off. How is that something that just all

01:04:43.250 --> 01:04:45.130
of a sudden happens to you? Is that something

01:04:45.130 --> 01:04:47.130
you've always had that just never really came

01:04:47.130 --> 01:04:49.489
out? MS? Yeah, how do you get MS? It's genetic,

01:04:49.489 --> 01:04:53.329
isn't it? Is it genetic? I don't know. How does

01:04:53.329 --> 01:04:56.630
one get MS? I think you're born with it. And

01:04:56.630 --> 01:04:58.829
then it just kind of shows up one day, kind of

01:04:58.829 --> 01:05:01.610
like chicken pox. Yeah, maybe. I guess. I don't

01:05:01.610 --> 01:05:05.489
know. Like shingles. All right. Well, I'll tell

01:05:05.489 --> 01:05:09.949
you what. Let's chat about this. First of all,

01:05:09.949 --> 01:05:12.030
shout out to Jackie Mack. Jackie Mack invited

01:05:12.030 --> 01:05:16.150
us to a tasting at the Whiskey Blendery. Right.

01:05:16.269 --> 01:05:19.619
So we went out to the Whiskey Blendery. Both

01:05:19.619 --> 01:05:21.619
Paul and I were available. We were judging. Yeah,

01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:23.659
we were judges because they, every year at the,

01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:26.900
so the whiskey blendery without, I don't really

01:05:26.900 --> 01:05:30.000
know exactly what the thing is, but they basically,

01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:32.300
it's kind of like they make their own whiskeys.

01:05:32.420 --> 01:05:36.079
So they procure barrels and then they mix them

01:05:36.079 --> 01:05:38.940
together. They blend their own. It's not like

01:05:38.940 --> 01:05:42.179
they have a specific barrel. They don't distill

01:05:42.179 --> 01:05:45.239
their stuff. They procure barrels. They do not

01:05:45.239 --> 01:05:48.090
distill anything. Correct. They just. They're

01:05:48.090 --> 01:05:50.110
very careful about procuring barrels, and they're

01:05:50.110 --> 01:05:53.070
blending experts is what they claim to be. The

01:05:53.070 --> 01:05:56.610
Whiskey Blendery is an award -winning craft distillery

01:05:56.610 --> 01:06:01.329
locally owned and operated by our family in Oak

01:06:01.329 --> 01:06:05.710
Point, Texas. Our commitment to hand -selecting

01:06:05.710 --> 01:06:09.170
the highest quality barrels earned us the Texas

01:06:09.170 --> 01:06:12.429
Rye Whiskey Distillery of the Year. Only months

01:06:12.429 --> 01:06:17.449
after our first bedding. We believed in the community.

01:06:17.550 --> 01:06:18.710
Actually, it doesn't really say a whole lot.

01:06:18.829 --> 01:06:21.670
How can they call themselves a distillery when

01:06:21.670 --> 01:06:24.110
they don't distill? Unless they have like a really

01:06:24.110 --> 01:06:27.989
small still and they distill very little. I don't

01:06:27.989 --> 01:06:29.969
know. I don't know. I don't know what the criteria

01:06:29.969 --> 01:06:33.500
is. It should be called like a blendery. Well,

01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:35.820
I know they're making a new location. It's going

01:06:35.820 --> 01:06:37.360
to be a little bit bigger. And I know they do

01:06:37.360 --> 01:06:39.440
plan on doing some distilling. So maybe they

01:06:39.440 --> 01:06:41.840
have some sort of distilling efforts going on,

01:06:41.900 --> 01:06:44.460
but it's not really to the level of where it

01:06:44.460 --> 01:06:46.519
needs to be. It's supposed to be a very impressive

01:06:46.519 --> 01:06:49.739
facility that they're building. Are they building

01:06:49.739 --> 01:06:51.659
it out there in Oak Point still? I'm not sure

01:06:51.659 --> 01:06:55.860
exactly where, but I think so. Look, what they

01:06:55.860 --> 01:06:58.059
have out there is kind of cool. It's a very cool

01:06:58.059 --> 01:07:01.300
idea. The thing is, it's a club, first off. It's

01:07:01.300 --> 01:07:07.110
a paid club. Right now, they're in kind of like

01:07:07.110 --> 01:07:10.289
a storage. It's a big storage thing, but they

01:07:10.289 --> 01:07:12.489
have a cool inside. No question about it. We

01:07:12.489 --> 01:07:15.690
didn't know we were there. We were like, what

01:07:15.690 --> 01:07:18.750
the fuck is this? They had a really cool reception

01:07:18.750 --> 01:07:20.590
area where we went in and did all the tastings.

01:07:20.909 --> 01:07:23.409
It was good. They were all very cool. What I

01:07:23.409 --> 01:07:27.789
was trying to say is they are so good at being

01:07:27.789 --> 01:07:33.789
able to pull out flavors and describe them. So

01:07:33.789 --> 01:07:36.650
it's not that it was a negative experience at

01:07:36.650 --> 01:07:39.289
all. It was just like, I'm a little bit over

01:07:39.289 --> 01:07:41.690
my head. Even though I had a lot to offer, these

01:07:41.690 --> 01:07:44.809
guys seemed to like, they were just punchier

01:07:44.809 --> 01:07:47.530
with the vocabulary they were using to describe

01:07:47.530 --> 01:07:49.730
it. Because that's what it was. Sometimes, just

01:07:49.730 --> 01:07:52.230
being honest, sometimes when you're around people

01:07:52.230 --> 01:07:54.610
who are a million percent into it, it can be

01:07:54.610 --> 01:07:56.170
off -putting. Right. You know what I mean? It

01:07:56.170 --> 01:07:58.869
just can be off -putting. It's like the swirling

01:07:58.869 --> 01:08:00.889
and, like you said, it's almost like the snobbiness,

01:08:01.070 --> 01:08:03.449
you know? I mean, to your point, they were not

01:08:03.449 --> 01:08:05.349
snobby. They were not mean to us. They were not

01:08:05.349 --> 01:08:07.750
rude. It's just the whole thing can be just a

01:08:07.750 --> 01:08:10.090
bit much sometimes. That's all. I mean, even

01:08:10.090 --> 01:08:12.250
probably some of the stuff that we say, oh, we

01:08:12.250 --> 01:08:14.630
get – We get notes of this. We get this and that.

01:08:14.710 --> 01:08:17.170
I mean, it's kind of not obnoxious. But they

01:08:17.170 --> 01:08:19.449
have great products. I mean, really, there's

01:08:19.449 --> 01:08:22.789
not – Well, I'm enjoying these. These are great.

01:08:22.810 --> 01:08:25.779
These are really good. So we have two. The one

01:08:25.779 --> 01:08:29.220
that I like the best is the non -green one that

01:08:29.220 --> 01:08:32.199
you marked, which I don't know what. This one

01:08:32.199 --> 01:08:38.060
is the non -green one. This is the 18 -year pre

01:08:38.060 --> 01:08:42.380
-dramble is this one. That's really good. I like

01:08:42.380 --> 01:08:44.380
that one. I like the other one too, but I like

01:08:44.380 --> 01:08:49.500
this one a little more than that one. Or, oh,

01:08:49.579 --> 01:08:52.159
the green thing. It went away. It went away.

01:08:52.220 --> 01:08:55.399
So I don't know which one. So the other thing

01:08:55.399 --> 01:08:57.340
is that, like I said, it was a club, right? The

01:08:57.340 --> 01:08:59.539
blendery was a club, and there's a very... Okay.

01:08:59.859 --> 01:09:01.920
There's a finite number of people that can be

01:09:01.920 --> 01:09:04.039
in the club. Right. And to be in the club, you

01:09:04.039 --> 01:09:06.880
had to do something, like to keep it going. You

01:09:06.880 --> 01:09:08.939
had to... You had to pay dues. Yeah, definitely

01:09:08.939 --> 01:09:10.680
had to pay dues, but there was more to it than

01:09:10.680 --> 01:09:14.020
that. You had to... Give some blood. You got

01:09:14.020 --> 01:09:16.119
to buy. I mean, look, buying a bottle is expensive

01:09:16.119 --> 01:09:19.189
there. It's basically that buy a barrel. They

01:09:19.189 --> 01:09:22.149
buy the barrels, and they blend them. And you

01:09:22.149 --> 01:09:23.550
get to pick which ones we're going to blend.

01:09:23.949 --> 01:09:26.430
And then they would come out with like 1 ,000

01:09:26.430 --> 01:09:30.649
bottles, and they would just attack it like vultures.

01:09:30.729 --> 01:09:32.050
You know what I mean? The way they would describe

01:09:32.050 --> 01:09:33.930
it, it was like it would sell out within three

01:09:33.930 --> 01:09:36.930
minutes online. Right. That whole thing just

01:09:36.930 --> 01:09:41.329
kind of creates anxiety. Maybe that's not the

01:09:41.329 --> 01:09:42.470
right word. I don't know what the word is. So

01:09:42.470 --> 01:09:44.750
the two flavors we got. The first one is called

01:09:44.750 --> 01:09:48.569
Grape River. And the Grape River is about 114

01:09:48.569 --> 01:09:53.470
.8 proof. I pick up grape 100%. Yeah. Yeah. 100%.

01:09:53.470 --> 01:09:54.689
Is that the green one or the non -green one?

01:09:55.250 --> 01:09:57.350
It's the green one. Green one is the Grape River.

01:09:57.529 --> 01:09:59.449
Okay. Let me. Oh, okay. Well, no. I'm thinking

01:09:59.449 --> 01:10:01.789
of the other one then. Let me taste this now.

01:10:01.930 --> 01:10:04.449
I know. We got to do it again. And let me say

01:10:04.449 --> 01:10:07.449
this while we're tasting it. He was so gracious

01:10:07.449 --> 01:10:09.649
to find out about our podcast and so gracious

01:10:09.649 --> 01:10:13.630
to give us these samples. I mean, he was one

01:10:13.630 --> 01:10:17.170
of the owners. He was awesome. He really was

01:10:17.170 --> 01:10:20.609
awesome. We should maybe try to reinvigorate

01:10:20.609 --> 01:10:22.909
that conversation if he wants to come on. Yeah,

01:10:22.970 --> 01:10:26.449
no, that'd be cool. I mean, because it's such

01:10:26.449 --> 01:10:29.149
an art what these guys do to try to figure out

01:10:29.149 --> 01:10:32.210
how to make blends. Oh, yeah. I mean, and I don't

01:10:32.210 --> 01:10:34.649
know if it's like they do 500 of them and one

01:10:34.649 --> 01:10:37.210
ends up being a home run. I don't know. I don't

01:10:37.210 --> 01:10:38.569
know. I don't know how they do it. All right,

01:10:38.590 --> 01:10:39.869
well, let's talk about it real quick. All right,

01:10:39.869 --> 01:10:43.609
so Grape River is the one with the star on it.

01:10:43.630 --> 01:10:46.500
So let's do this here. I like the other one better.

01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:49.479
I think they're both great. They are. They're

01:10:49.479 --> 01:10:51.600
both great. The other one is the pre -dramble

01:10:51.600 --> 01:10:55.000
one that we spoke of. It's 128 .6. It's way hotter.

01:10:55.159 --> 01:10:59.319
This one has 18 year. Well, I think the other

01:10:59.319 --> 01:11:02.739
one feels hotter. The one without the star is

01:11:02.739 --> 01:11:10.079
18 year? Yes. Yes. The Whiskey Blendery located

01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:14.640
in Oak Point, Texas. It's just west of Frisco.

01:11:14.640 --> 01:11:16.880
The one without the stars. Outstanding. Highly

01:11:16.880 --> 01:11:18.760
recommend it. These guys know what they're doing.

01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:21.739
They piece together top. It's already top line

01:11:21.739 --> 01:11:23.800
whiskeys. Yeah. And then when you turn around

01:11:23.800 --> 01:11:25.739
and you blend them together, it's just like,

01:11:25.819 --> 01:11:27.239
because you pick one that's kind of like, oh,

01:11:27.279 --> 01:11:29.199
this one's a really high wheat one. Oh, this

01:11:29.199 --> 01:11:30.939
one's a really high barley one, just regular

01:11:30.939 --> 01:11:32.880
bourbon. You mix them together and then bam.

01:11:33.239 --> 01:11:35.859
It's kind of like, you know, back in the late

01:11:35.859 --> 01:11:38.960
80s or early 90s. You're roller skating. Hey,

01:11:39.180 --> 01:11:40.659
you got your chocolate and my peanut butter.

01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:42.279
And you got your peanut butter and my chocolate.

01:11:42.380 --> 01:11:44.500
And you eat it like, oh my God, this is fucking

01:11:44.500 --> 01:11:47.229
good. Right. Right. This is exactly what's going

01:11:47.229 --> 01:11:48.949
on. But that's what we were doing. We were judging.

01:11:49.409 --> 01:11:51.350
They also break into teams of four and they do

01:11:51.350 --> 01:11:53.010
a competition. Right. And they give you four

01:11:53.010 --> 01:11:54.670
bottles and people have to do their own little

01:11:54.670 --> 01:11:56.470
blend. And we were judging the blends. That's

01:11:56.470 --> 01:11:59.210
how much they make it part of their culture.

01:11:59.470 --> 01:12:01.789
Right. You know, to have their own little blending

01:12:01.789 --> 01:12:04.270
competition. We never got invited back. No, we

01:12:04.270 --> 01:12:07.510
didn't. Because I think you were like groping.

01:12:08.260 --> 01:12:10.840
Get on. Pelvic thrusting. Yeah. None of that

01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:12.699
happens. He was like, I'm chocolate. Would you

01:12:12.699 --> 01:12:14.539
be my peanut butter? Again, shout out to Jackie

01:12:14.539 --> 01:12:16.659
Mack. Shout out to the whiskey blendery. You

01:12:16.659 --> 01:12:18.319
guys are great. I'm going to follow up with that

01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:20.100
guy. I need to. I just, you know, out of sight,

01:12:20.159 --> 01:12:21.600
out of mind. We don't think about it. I'm glad

01:12:21.600 --> 01:12:23.260
we got to experiment with these. It was really

01:12:23.260 --> 01:12:24.859
neat. We need to re -embark it because he was

01:12:24.859 --> 01:12:26.819
like really wanting to get on this podcast. Yeah.

01:12:27.159 --> 01:12:29.880
Let's do it. All right. Well, it's Monday. It's

01:12:29.880 --> 01:12:32.840
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