See that? Are you going to go to India where
you need to practice that? No. A little head
bobble? That's a neck wobble. It's a different
thing. Wobble? A neck wobble versus a head bobble.
So is that a good thing to know prior to visiting
to a foreign country like India? Appropriate
customs? Yes. How is it to be interpreted if
I bobble my head this way? Wobble, bobble, whatever?
I don't know if you need to get to that degree,
but I think you need to learn some cultural customs
and stuff. I mean, is there a particular wobble
or bobble that's like... Offensive? Yeah. An
offensive head bobble? Good Lord. Show up at
a bar and do that? Yeah, I'm not sure what you
were doing, but I wouldn't recommend you do it
again. Sir, we don't have gay bars here. Like
a thing. Yeah. A whole different kind of bop.
What do they do when they go to Metallica? Do
they headbang sideways? I don't know. I'm glad
you did that. It's on camera. Oh, shit, that's
right. Yeah, well done. All right, here we are.
We're going to watch ourselves all night. No.
Well, yeah, actually, we probably will. What's
today? Today's the 22nd, right? Yeah. Holy shnikes.
Just a couple hours away from Christmas. I know
it. Just... He's passing by. Boom. So we decided
to do a Monday night Dudes Like Us podcast because
it was available. We had no idea. Yeah, and this
is Christmas week. No one brought it up. This
is Christmas week, so it gets kind of crazy with
families and parties and all kinds of shit. Well,
Chuck decided he's going to prioritize family
and skip the podcast. What a loser. Unbelievable.
Come on, you got to know that when you're dedicating
yourself to a podcast, you leave your family
behind. And our prior producer? Mr. Austin? Oh,
is he home? He is home, but guess what? He said
F you when you asked if you wanted to come over?
Not only once, but twice. He's like, yeah. He's
like, are you serious? It's not even next week,
and he was like, yeah, I'm busy. Wow. Wow. I
don't think he enjoyed it when he did it. Well,
you know, being at a Dudes Like Us podcast with
three older farts compared to him. When he could
be gaming. But there was some attention to detail
where he did enjoy it. But life goes on, whatever.
I think he gets a little anxiety about it just
because it brings up bad things. But you know
what? Having Austin part of the podcast during
the beginning of it. The very beginning. It was
a good learning curve. We began to learn different
things that needed to happen and things that
didn't need to happen. Exactly. So we figured
it out. All right, well, look, it's the December
22nd Dudes Like Us podcast. I'm Sean. I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff. And we are absent a producer, so
we don't have any video or any soundbites. All
the soundbites are going to be from Jeff. And
nothing can be fact -checked. Out my ass. Right.
We won't know the details of anything we talk
about. Oh, that's right. So we're going to be
100 % correct today. 100%. Because no one can
prove us wrong. Yeah, because Chuck always puts
up the wrong shit on the TV, and we're like spewing
all these lies. Do we believe Google? No. We
don't. Last week, we were talking about Jabba
the Hutt and the facts around the clothing for
Princess Leia. This is a good thing to open with.
I want to tell you guys something. So here's
my chat GPT, right? And somebody was asking,
we were asking about these, remember the horrible,
I mean, just last week, right? Rob Reiner, right?
Oh, yeah. The horrible murders with his son and
all this kind of stuff. Right. Well, somebody
at work was asking, so what are the details?
Did Nick... You know, was he the one that called
the police? I mean, how'd they know he did it?
I mean, was he arrested inside the house? And
so I was like, you know what? I'm going to ask
my know -it -all secret friend, ChatGPT. Yeah,
they found him in a hotel. And look at this.
It's very interesting. I said, tell me about
the Reiner murders. And it said, oh, the Reiner
murders are almost certainly what you're talking
about is the Sharon Tate murders, one of the
most infamous crimes in the history. Sharon Tate?
That's Manson. Exactly. And I was like, no. And
it went on to talk about that. And I corrected
it. And I said, I said, no, Rob Reiner. Get this.
This was two days ago. Got it. Rob Reiner was
not murdered. There is no historical event known
as the Rob Reiner murders. What actually happened
is that he's alive and well. He's an actor, director,
producer of The Princess Bride and blah, blah,
blah. It talked about his father. And it says,
you know, typically people get confused about
this. To be very clear, there were no Reiner
murders, no murder involving Rob Reiner or his
family. And I said, are you serious? Rob Reiner
and his wife were murdered by their son. I can
hear, listen to the attitude. I can hear how
certain you are, but yes, I'm serious. That did
not happen. There is no real event in which Rob
Reiner and his family were murdered by their
son. This story is factually false. And it went
on and on. And I was like, how is it possible
you don't know what happened this past week?
Can you send a link to it and say, read this
story? Finally, it says, I get why it feels unbelievable,
but here's a key point that explains the disconnect.
I don't actually automatically know what happened
this past week. Yeah, they don't update as often
as we think. And it said, if you really want
me to know, say, yes, check the news, right?
So I said, check the news. And then it says,
boom. And then it suddenly knows everything about
Rob Reiner. Usually it says, oh, I'm so sorry.
You know, you're absolutely right. Did you hear
the attitude in the tone in his response? Well,
I think. What is that all about? Well, I know
that they only go back so far. There's a certain
time window that these things look at. Right.
Because I think if you just open it up to all
time, that may be too much. I don't know. Maybe.
So they're like, focus on the last three years,
and they refresh it every week or something like
that. Well, you know what it made me think? Because
of the tone and the attitude, it made me think
it's this much closer to being, what do you call
it, sentient? I think it's - Or self -aware.
I think it's hit puberty. Yeah. Teenage angst.
Exactly. It's starting to cop attitude. It's
like - Yeah, a little bit of an attitude. Thinking
for itself. Yeah. I didn't like that at all.
We need to be put on restriction. Crazy. Throw
his ass in the closet for a week or three. You
know, that is weird. It gives it a little bit
of attitude. You know, what do we have as far
as control over that? I mean, AI is just going
to blossom into this huge, huge thing where it
starts controlling things. AI, I need you to
manage the security system for tonight. And these
things need to happen. I mean, people have elaborate
security systems. What if it's one of those ones
that turns off oxygen in certain areas for critical
chemical plants or something like that? What
if it says, yeah, yeah, you guys don't really
need security because nobody really knows who
you are, so I'm just not going to turn on the
security system tonight. It's going to make its
own call on things. Well, I still question how
this is actual AI at this point. Search engine,
it's an LLM, right? Right. That goes out and
scours websites and can put the results in speech
form. Right. Essentially, and have a conversation
with you based off of questions and answers.
Can it do things on its own yet? I don't know.
Not really. I don't see this as artificial. I
think there's a distinction there. I don't think
we've actually crossed that line of true artificial
intelligence yet. Oh, no, no, no. It's not there
yet, but the experts seem to think that it's
possible. I think we'll get there, but I think
what we have now is not it. It's something that
can take some kind of direction. It's just like
a program. It's a high -level program that you're
– just like when we were doing basic, you know,
go -to, go -sub, all that shit, right, to tell
your computer what to do. These are big things,
and, you know – And sometimes it does, there
is some decision making, but it makes wrong decisions
sometimes. Apparently it doesn't know what, you
know, like Rob Reiner doesn't know that things
happen either. Well, that tells me right there
that it's not self -aware. It doesn't know. No,
it doesn't. It's like, well, okay, he's really
questioning this. Maybe I should go out there
and look. But you know what's really scary? So
I don't know if you guys remember this. When
Biden was in office, he met with a Chinese delegation
and he tried to set some ground rules on the
about AI having access to nuclear capabilities,
like nuclear codes and stuff like that. And he
tried to say, hey, we're on the same page, right?
Neither one of us want to hook up AI to our nuclear
launch codes, right? And China said no. China
refused to play by those rules. And here's the
premise, right? Here's the premise. You have
much more chance of survival, right? Or as a
deterrent. Think about it. First strike. you
have to have the ability to strike back, right?
So if everyone's dead in China, it still has
the ability to strike back. Bingo. And so that
makes somebody like the United States never even
bother attacking them because even if we kill
all of them, they have AI and they're going to
kill all of us right back as a FU. Right. As
a final FU from China. Right. So that's why they're
wanting to do it. I mean, it's the same thing
that, it's the same reason why Iran wanted nukes,
right? Because we would never dare to fully annihilate
them because they've got their finger on a button
that would annihilate Israel or Saudi Arabia
or something like that. Anyway, but now think
about now you have war games coming as a possibility.
AI misinterprets something. It thinks, uh -oh.
Did you guys watch war games? Oh, yeah, of course.
I watched it. When did that come out? Like 1981,
82? I saw it way back then. I don't remember
much of it, but it was a big thing back then.
Yeah, it was a great movie. Do you want to play
a game? Shall we play a game? Wouldn't you prefer
a game of chess? Then he turned into Short Circuit,
the robot. No. Remember that? Yeah. Who's Johnny?
No, that was a different movie. That was called
Short Circuit. Oh, I thought it was the same
one. Yeah, no. Who's Johnny? It was Whopper.
They called it Whopper because it was war operational
something something. Is that what Burger King
gets? Let's play a game of thermonuclear. No.
Yeah, that was a game of thermonuclear. Who were
the people in that? That was Ali Sheedy. And
Matthew Broderick. And Matthew Broderick. Yes.
Young. Oh, yeah. That was before Ferris Bueller,
I think. Remember he had the little telephone
thing and connected to the internet? Now, did
he hack into something or did he build something?
No, he hacked into the defense network. NORAD?
And he got into Whopper and thought he was playing
a game. Oh, thermonuclear war, cool. And so it
started running simulations. I remember the basis
of it, but you have this clear memory of it.
I think I didn't see it all that long ago. Yeah,
I've seen it a couple times, but I remember the
general the most. Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug
if I knew it'd help. I'll never forget that part,
man. Bring us down to DEF CON 5. Oh, yeah. No,
I mean, it was intense. They were thinking there
was a real launch, and they weren't sure that
it wasn't real. All I was thinking was, how can
pissing on a spark plug be bad? What is that
all about? Would that shock flow up the stream
into your wiener? I don't know. A wiener shock.
Yeah. Would it feel good? Would a wiener shock
feel good? I mean, at 12 volts? It depends on
the voltage, I think. Yeah, 12 volts, you know.
Well, I got a new battery. We could hook up my
car battery to your dick. Wow. Isn't that what
they do with torture? We could do that. Don't
they torture people like that with car batteries
and, like, stand in water? And the guy's like,
don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. Feels so good. And
they're like, this is not working! God. Yeah,
I think that there is another piece in between.
So it would not flow upstream like the dickfish?
I mean, it would flow, but it would be limited
to 12 volts, meaning you have to have something
that is going to convert that 12 volts to bring
up the amperage a little bit. You don't think
it's powerful enough? Correct. So if it was powerful
enough, it'd flow upstream. It would have to
go through another machine to convert the power
to something else. Because otherwise, it's low
amperage. I mean, a stun gun is like 50 ,000
volts. Very low amperage. But yeah, 50 ,000 volts
is a lot. You get stunned with that, it could
be an instant orange Afro. But I'm thinking 12
volts. Think of a 9 -volt battery. What is that
going to do? You stick that to your freaking
tongue. I don't think that would be an effective
torture thing. There's a lot of other torture
techniques that would be probably preferred.
I bet like a Baghdad battery. Ooh, what's that?
You guys never heard of the Baghdad Battery?
No, not lately. So the Baghdad Battery is like
very ancient old stuff they found in Egypt, around
Egypt. In Egypt and around Egypt where it's basically
these old porcelain jars and they're filled with
what they're saying is like fruit, acidic stuff.
There's a copper rod that goes in there. and
it holds a charge. How long ago was this, and
what did they use the power for? Nobody knows.
Nobody knows how long ago it was. So it was before
electricity was really... Yes, this was a long
time ago, 3 ,000, 5 ,000 years ago. It was like
the first human battery. Really, what I was thinking,
because when you look back at some of the drawings
on the walls in the pyramids, they have these
bulb -looking things. And plus, they're in a
zero light atmosphere, or not environment, not
atmosphere, an environment. You go, you dig into
these tunnels, there's no light in there. So
what is creating that light? I don't know. Well,
in Fifth Element, it's that guy going, I see
the light! And he's holding that silver platter.
I was thinking a better form. of a usage of that
low voltage stuff would be for like acupuncture.
Oh, yeah. I mean, it seems reasonable because
imagine all the workers you have out there and
these batteries, you know, you just hook them
up. I don't know. Isn't that how T .J. Watt's
lung collapsed? Acupuncture? They were doing
a needle in his thing and it went a little bit
too deep. There's something there you have to
be really careful otherwise you'll deflate the
lung. Yeah, you'll puncture the lung. There was
a quarterback that... Wow. The quarterback that
had to miss his game because he. Well, T .J.
Watt was out for the year. Yeah, right before
the game. Whoa. Seriously? Yeah, collapsed his
lung. Oh, my gosh. I didn't know that. He was
at the Steelers facility, and they were doing
this needle thing. Can you imagine being that
guy? And he's just. Then you went, oh, shit.
He started blowing down the little hole real
quick. I can't breathe. The freaking little.
needles shot across the room, probably poked
somebody in the forehead or stuck to the wall.
Yeah, they had to rush him into surgery. That
is unacceptable for a professional athlete to
miss time because of an acupuncturist and having
no idea what they're doing. Yes, it's unacceptable.
Yeah, it's a certain technique that they do to,
you know, obviously relax the muscles and shit.
Yeah, to release energy and all this kind of
stuff. Maybe someone bumped him on the way by.
Went in a little bit too deep. It is interesting,
the Baghdad battery, bringing that up. It's just
old stuff that nobody... I mean, it just adds
to the long, ever -growing list of things we
have no idea what the fuck we're talking about.
I mean, the Baghdad battery is a... They use
it now. They do not use it now, but they have
recreated it to... It doesn't even hold a really
big charge, so it does hold a charge, and it's
enough to power up some LED lights, but not to
the level where... Do they have any kind of filaments
or anything that would, like, throw sparks, maybe?
Hey, producer, can you... Oh, he's not here.
Producer! Producer! But they have a large bulb.
When I say large, I mean it's, like, six foot
long. And there is a large filament in there.
And it goes out, and then it comes back, and
it's kind of rippled on the way back. Right.
So there is... There is something going on there.
I don't know what it is. Maybe they line up 20
or 30 of these things because when they tested
it. So they make cave drawings, though. So they
have the cave drawings of all of those, and then
there's a dude on the end with all of those attached
to his dick. Yeah. Right? Back to the dick. Yeah.
I don't recall that. Well, the cave drawings
showed that, didn't it? I don't recall that,
but, you know. And an AC Delco spark plug. I
just think it's pretty interesting. You know,
all the weird shit that they're finding out right
now. We talked about this on one of the prior
podcasts using some of the satellite imaging
that they did from outer space and how they had
on the Joe Rogan podcast. The guy, I forget his
name. Oh, yeah. You were so excited about this
guy. Oh, dude. He's such a knucklehead. I mean,
I watched the whole thing. I was so disappointed
because he was such an idiot. breaking news type
of thing. He was so excited. He's like, this
is going to prove everything, blah, blah, blah.
The next day he called me. He's like, dude, that
guy's a hack. He is. He's a total hack. He couldn't
back up anything. Zero. Yeah, you were telling
me about this. Every time Joe Rogan would press
him for a topic or had another, oh, read my book.
Read my book. It's all in my book. And Joe's
kind of like, yeah, we have you on the podcast
now. Can you... produce a picture that kind of
shares what you're saying? It's in my book. Where
are the pictures at? They're on my laptop. Where's
your laptop? It's in Las Vegas. Why didn't you
bring your laptop here? He basically was just
trying to get a plug on the world's greatest
podcast, on the biggest podcast. It went down
in history as probably one of the worst podcasts
I've ever watched from Joe Rogan. He should have
posted it. Yeah, he shouldn't have. He shouldn't
have. All he did was give that guy free advertising,
and it wasn't worth it. I think he did good by
posting it because it really shares that the
people that are in charge of managing the history
of the antiquities of Egypt, they're all fucking
hacks. They're full of shit. They're frauds.
They are because there's so much stuff going
on that people are kind of asking, you know,
what is going on down there? Is that there? Oh,
it's not there. Oh, and then it turns around.
Fifteen conversations later, he goes, oh, yeah,
it's there. Joe's like, you just said it wasn't
there. Oh, I misunderstood what you were saying.
Come on, man. So the way they do this, it leaves
the air of possibility that it may be there.
Yeah, it reminds me of these ancient alien television
shows. You ever seen those? Oh, yeah. I'm not
saying there's aliens, but you know what? These
things were built. It could have been aliens.
You're like, come on, dude. Doesn't William Shatner
always narrate those kind of shows? No, he does.
There's a couple of them he does. And Leonard
Nimoy. In Search Of. Yeah, In Search Of. Leonard
Nimoy did that. I used to watch those. Did you?
Oh, yeah. This series presents information based
in part on theory and conjecture. The producer's
purpose is to suggest some possible explanations,
but not necessarily the only ones, to the mysteries
we will examine. I enjoy them. And look, there's
so much out there we don't know. And old stuff,
holistic stuff, far better research. It's frustrating
because I know there's a better way to do things.
And even though some people may know, they won't
let the rest of the world know because they're
trying to make money. They're trying to make
money on it. It includes everything across the
line. It's so frustrating. Well, I have a fear
that we are at a point in time right now that...
the knowledge we have now is going to be non
-existent in 500 years. Because everything's
going digital on a server, and in 500 years...
Yeah, nothing's written down. Nothing's written
down. I mean, the old stuff's written down, but
are they making hard copies of everything? No.
So there is a... That's a good point. There is
a... They have like a microfiche style of books.
that are written and they're lasered on these
pieces of glass like a microscope uh glass and
it's amazing on how small they can get that scripture
the stuff like a good idea they have the bible
printed on a little tiny piece of glass and it's
like the whole fucking bible but you can go in
there with the magnifying glass and you can see
it all Really? Yes. That's right now. And there's
also some other stuff. If you look at the old
school, what is the green stone called? Emerald?
Emerald? Emerald Isle? Jade. Jade is a word.
So there is the jade stone circles. Now, the
jade stone circles list or have a bunch of language
that haven't all been deciphered, what they are.
But what jade is, it has a natural resistance
of aging. And it doesn't react with... anything
like you can pour acid on it you can burn it
it doesn't react with anything it's protected
from the elements it'll literally last forever
there's nothing known currently that'll destroy
that well that's where i'm getting about today
someone drops a bunch of emps here in the u .s
no bueno all our data is gone i'm not saying
all of it the stuff that's already in the library
of congress and all that shit the stuff that
is written is there but there's a lot of stuff
Like all my photos, all our photos, history,
gone. All of our work documents in SharePoint.
All the work documents, gone. Well, I mean, I
see what you're saying. It's kind of like, and
that's another fear. Like right now, they have
a bunch of college books. You know, it's like,
all right, well, at least we have these college
textbooks that we keep arguing, I do at least.
You know, why are we spending so much on these
textbooks when clearly they could be digital?
You know, but yet we still produce them every
year. Because they want their money. Well, of
course, it's a moneymaker form, but it's just
like, you know, I fight against that. But at
the same time, you're right. There needs to be
some sort of database. It's kind of like, all
right, well, if I have all my LPs, my records,
I have those forever. Correct. You can't take
those away from me, you know, outside of, you
know, destroying them. I have them. So when it
comes time to listening to music, I can go back
to my collection now. But if I want to go watch.
a movie from Amazon and all of a sudden they
don't want me to say, hey, look, I know we understand
you bought your movie through Amazon. You've
had it for 22 years, but now the licensing has
migrated over to something else and it's no longer
available. They could do that across the board
on everything. They could shut down everything.
Your Amazon music, your everything. They could
shut it down on a moment's notice. It's amazing
how, I mean, it would be just one generation
that would completely forget. everything, all
the technology and the way of life. Just imagine
if another COVID came along, but this time it
really wiped out like 80 % of the world and the
rest of us had to go down into caves or something
or some bullshit like that that had to survive.
We would lose. Everything. Well, then in a thousand
years, there's going to be a podcast of three
dudes going, how'd they do it back then? You
saw this battery and it said Energizer on there.
There's all this metal stuff. How did that happen?
And these really tall metal things. What is this
rabbit with the Energizer battery? What is he
doing? There's got to be something significant
about that. Yeah. Energizer. Right. Did they
have spark plugs on your dick? He was a deity.
No, that's what I mean. We see this little transcript
from the Dudes Like Us podcast. Somebody must
have printed it, left it down in some sort of
tank somewhere. Yeah, all of our episodes would
be gone. Oh, my God. See, now really that's the
tragedy. I know. Unbelievable. Although we need
to print out all the scripts. Yes, and put lasered
on glass. Microglass. How expensive is that?
Is that expensive? It does bring up a good point.
You know, if something does happen, I mean, look,
there's a lot of people out there that don't
know how to grow food. There's people out there
that don't know how to get water. That do a lot
of stuff. Basic things. Really, really basic
things. You need five or six things to survive.
You know, food, water, shelter, and I don't remember
what the other ones are. Air, I guess, you know.
And podcast. The shelter is important. So if
you don't know how to build. you know, that's
a big deal. And if you don't know how to harvest
food, that's a big deal. You know, and you need
water more than anything. You can go, you can
last a long time without food, but you need water.
You know, where are you going to get your water?
You know, you got to go collect it and really
sanitize it, clean it. Yeah. And even if you
have the latest and greatest filters, filtration
systems available to you at the time, they're
going to go bad. I have the safety straw. Do
you have one of those? Yeah, I do. I've got the
large one. That lasts forever. Well, 1 ,000 gallons
or something like that. I have several of them.
They do 30 ,000 gallons from what there's...
Actually, I might say 30 ,000 liters, but whatever.
It's long enough, but it's just whatever. The
point is that, like you said, we don't have this
general knowledge. I feel comfortable... With
some of my knowledge of how things are built
and how electricity works, I feel confident I
can wire a bunch of things. And I can even produce
electricity by retrofitting one of these fans,
like in this office, this broadcast room. You
can take that fan and put it in reverse or just
run the fan manually. And instead of taking energy
to turn the fan, you could turn the fan and create
energy by putting it in reverse. I don't know
if you guys knew that. Well, there's a reverse
on that. Well, it doesn't matter. The point is
that when you spin it, it creates a voltage.
Correct. The opposite direction. You know, there's
just some people that don't even understand how
that works. Well, today we just YouTube it. Yeah,
exactly. If it gets wiped out, there's no YouTube.
How are you going to fix your car? If the grid
gets wiped out, like permanently wiped out, and
most of the people that know how to fix it or
have the, you know, the wherewithal to fix it
don't have their tools and can't. access the
grid or there's no point even trying to fix it,
we're in serious trouble. We researched that
one time. If power were to go completely out,
a million would die. More than a million people
in 90 days or something ridiculous like that.
It'd go fast. It'd go fast. Just the grid, just
power. Well, think about all the people in hospitals
on life support. They'd all be dead. Right. Almost
instantly, right? I mean, shit, look what happened
in San Francisco just this week. Did you hear
about this? The power outage they had? No. They
had a massive power outage that affected like
300 ,000 people, okay? And the way, what are
they called? The Waymos? Waymos? The cars? They
stopped in the middle of the streets. Oh, yeah,
I heard that. Massive traffic jams all over San
Francisco. Elon Musk waited on that. You didn't
hear about this? No. Isn't that crazy? So, I
think that goes back to... AI and autonomous
cars, they're great, but there's problems with
it. Your network goes down, your power goes down,
everything stops. Yeah. Or they go off the rail
and go off somewhere, right? And run over a bunch
of people. Yeah. So luckily they stopped, but
it caused a problem. Yeah. So you should, if
you had two months of supplies, you would beat.
90 % of the people out there. Yeah. Two months.
God, but would you want to? I would. Would you
want to live in a world where like 90 % of the
people are dead and you got to scrounge for food
and you got to figure out how to live? I don't
know. Look, you say that now, but I mean, you
become resilient. I mean, it's just like camping
for an extended period. It's just like everything
else. I get it. You're not just going to lay
down and be like, I'm not willing to try. What
about the pioneers that treaded across the great
plains of Wyoming to make it into California
on the gold rush? Wooden wheels. Look at the
Donner Party. They ate each other. Oh. Well,
there's an option. Yes. Neat. Have you ever read
that story? Talking about alive? No, the Donner
story. Yeah. Donner. Yeah, Donner. Donner Pass.
These people were stuck in the middle of winter
on their way to California. Out by Lake Tahoe
over the Sierra Nevadas. Yeah. Donner Pass is
up there, and they hit it in winter, and it gets
to be hurricane force winds up there in the wintertime.
They got stranded. And they ate each other. You
heard about the soccer team. So there's one person
that was left? It was more than that. Donner.
It was just Donner. Donner made it. He's like,
I'm going to name this pass because I'm lived,
bitch. No, but there was a soccer team that was
flying from Argentina to Chile and they crashed
in the mountains and they had to eat the dead.
Yeah, they'd made a movie out of that. Called
Alive. Yeah, they sliced up legs. They'd eat
it raw. And one guy decided to walk out of the
mountains. And he did. And he reached safety
and sent people back to save him. One guy was
like, fuck this, I'm out. And just walked. And
the rest of them were like, you know, waving
their hands and arms at rescue craft that were
looking for them. And they just never found them.
So they gave up looking. I would have been that
guy. I would have fucking taken off. I was like,
yeah, if you motherfuckers are eating people,
I'm out. I'm out. I've got this. I'll make it.
If I don't, then I don't. You see my size? I
have enough fat on my body to sustain me for
at least two, three weeks. I'm good. As long
as I can stay warm. Give me a bag so I can get
the snow, let it melt so it's not going to freeze
my insides. I have water. Wow. Just hump it.
Yeah. You wouldn't do what Han Solo did? Cut
open the creature and Oh, he did that to Luke
Skywalker. If I had a lightsaber. The Tauntaun?
Yeah, he stuffed him in there. You know who else
did that? He saved him at the beginning of Empire
Strikes Back. He saved Luke Skywalker. I know.
Right after he was beaten up by the abdominal
snowman out there. Right. Abominable. The Bear
Grylls did that with a camel. Really? Yeah, in
one of his little survivor shows. He was in the
desert. Did he have a lightsaber? No, he had
a big old knife and he found a dead camel, cut
it open. Why'd you do the little quotes? He found.
What do you mean the dead? You don't need to
crawl into a camel in the desert. I guess at
night you do. At night you do because it gets
something. It does get cold. So he climbed in
a dead camel. Wow. And they showed him climbing
out. He's like, hey, good morning, guys. He had
a big vagina. He had slime all over his head.
Oh, it was gross. He did it, though. What'd you
say vagina for? He climbed through the vagina?
It was a male. Good Lord. No, he cut it open,
so he had all this shit that he was sleeping
in. Jim Carrey, the pet... Dude, you know Jim
Carrey when he climbs through the... Yeah, he
climbs through the hippo or something. The rhino,
wasn't it? I think that was Pet Detective 2.
Ace Ventura, yeah. Ace Ventura 2. Good Lord.
Did you ever see the movie? Oh, that movie is
so over the top. Who's the guy who plays Barat?
Sacha Baron Cohen. Yes. He was in one where he's
a spy or something like that, and his brother
is a spy or something like that. And for some
reason, they climb into an elephant vagina. So
him and his brother in this elephant vagina.
I think that's what you're talking about, Sean.
No, it was actually the... That one is also funny,
because there was another animal that was trying
to mate with it. Well, the male... elephant mounted
it, so he had this big male penis coming in,
banging him in the face. It's so over the top.
And then it spooged all over him. Oh, my God.
Was it called Allied? I don't remember. I remember
sitting there watching that with the boys going,
oh, my God. And they were like eight years old.
They were like, Dad, I don't understand. Why
are we watching this? Is this appropriate? Mom!
Mom! Mom was sitting there, too, and she's like...
What was his name? Sasha what? Sasha Barra. How
do you spell that? S -A -C -H. I think. Sasha
Baron Cohen, I think, yeah. Yeah, his wife is
the girl, the lady on Wedding Crashers, the nymph,
the nymphomaniac that's with, oh, it's called
the spy. The spy. You know who I'm talking about?
Uh -oh. Wedding Crashers, Vince Vaughn. I know
Vince Vaughn. Yeah, remember, the lady's all
over him all the time, like, just molesting him
and attacking him and being crazy. That's his
wife in real life. Sasha Bowhead. I thought he
was gay. No. No. So this guy, Sasha Baron Cohen,
was on a MTV Awards show. And he was dressed
up like a little fairy or something like that.
And he was in the air on a tight wire. His ass
was hanging out. Yeah. He was crotchless, sort
of. And his butt was definitely hanging out.
And he came down. On purpose. Well, he had flipped
over somehow and landed right in front of Eminem.
Oh, his ass. And his butt was like in Eminem's
face to the point where it pissed him off. And
he was like, get this motherfucker off me now.
Oh, he was super pissed off. Oh, yeah. Because
his butt was like bouncing off his nose. But
the whole thing was totally scripted. Well, he
may have known it was going to happen. Hey, he's
going to land. He didn't know. I don't think
he knew his taint was going to be on his face.
No, I bet you Eminem didn't know it was going
to happen. Of course, he's all about shock value.
He is. And it's like real shock value, right?
Yeah. Well, that was definitely shocking. Because
remember, I mean, what's that? It was there for
like a long period. A long time. And he was moving
him out of the way and he kept coming back. And
he kept coming back. His butt would like get
right on his face and just start pressing hard.
And he was like, I can't move. What was the,
he had a show where he was going around punking
people. That was Ali G. And it wasn't good. It
was Ali G, I think. He was an interviewer. Yes,
that's right. He was interviewing people and
totally punking them and making a lot of people
unhappy. And it was also Borat, right? That was
another one. Well, maybe it is Borat. Borat's
the one where he went out and he made the locals
look like idiots. Right. But he did interviews
and upset people, didn't he? Yeah, he had several
different characters. God, he's crazy. Yeah.
Yeah, he definitely is. I mean, it had some entertainment
value, but it was just stupid entertainment.
You got to mentally get prepared for that. You
may have to have a few cocktails to enjoy that.
Well, it's just like Johnny Knoxville when he
did the old grandpa movie. Do you see that? Yeah.
Where he dresses up like an old man. He looks
old, like 80 -something years old. Okay. And
he has this grandson. His grandson's like. 10
or 11, right? And he goes across the country
with them. And he's just a dirty old man. Oh.
And his nutsack's hanging out. Oh, come on. And
they're in a diner. And he gets the runs. And
he gets up and he shits all over the wall. And
the diners are like. But not really. No, I think.
Oh, I don't know. Well, I mean, it's not real
shit. It can't be. No, it's not real shit. But
I don't know if the diners were aware what was
going to happen. I mean, at that point, you're
like. What the hell, man? Seriously? It is funny,
but it's a little over the top. It's kind of
the same thing as the Borat thing, right? Just
putting in these strange things to make people
uncomfortable. There was a gentleman that came
to my Halloween party that you attended. and
was dressed like Borat. Yes. So this was Ryan.
Even that was uncomfortable. Ryan Benson, and
he showed up, and he dressed up just like Borat.
He had the unitard. He did. Well, yeah, but he
kept it under his outfit the entire night until
like. It was until the moment. It was like 1230,
1 o 'clock at night. And then all of a sudden,
he whipped out the true Borat onesie, where it
was like a thong in the back. And he had glued
a bunch of pubes in the front. So he had this
big old merkin on the front side. It was awful.
I mean, I couldn't believe he did it. And we
have pictures of it. It was extremely awkward.
People giggled, but then they were like, okay.
Put your clothes on. Yeah, you can put your clothes
on now. Yes. And why are you erect? I don't remember
that part. Oh, that was me. Oh, yeah. Good. That's
great. No, it was fun, though. Whatever. I mean,
you know, those are the kind of friends. Ryan
was a pretty cool guy. He was part of the crew
that went with our paintballing guy. He's ex
-Marine. He doesn't give a shit about certain
things. Just the fact that he can do that and
just not give a fuck. And be totally okay with
it. Good for him, man. But it was just kind of
like, all right, you can put your clothes back
on. We're still talking about how long it was.
A decade? There you go. Jeez. Yeah, sure. Still
talking about it. Yeah, it was exciting. All
right, what's new going on? What are you doing
tomorrow? We can't do podcasts tomorrow because
you're going somewhere. Yeah, I'm going to a
bowl game. That's exciting. Yeah, there's only,
what, three bowl games this year? I get to go
to one of them. Nice. No, I'm going to the Frisco
Bowl, which is Ohio University, where I went
to school, and UNLV. Okay. Football down there.
And this is Division... One. Division One. Yeah.
Ohio University is in the MAC, so they're in
the group of five or whatever you want to call
them, right? Okay. Are you going to have all
your Ohio stuff on? Julie got me a new shirt.
Ooh. So I'll be wearing that. And both my boys
are going with me. That's fun. Excellent. So...
Oh, Julie's not going. No. She's like, I want
you to go with your boys. Oh, there you go. Plus,
she gets out of a football game. She's like,
I really didn't. Don't give a shit. Yeah. Right.
What's interesting is Ohio University just canned
their head football coach. And I think from what
I've read, I read the lawyer's response to the
university. It sounds like they're going to have
to pay out because they fired him because of
inappropriate behavior. There's a couple of things,
basically inappropriate behavior with a student.
you know, unbecoming behavior because you were
dating, having an affair. Are you talking about
this football coach? No. Yeah, the head coach.
No, no, no. Are you talking about the University
of Michigan? No. Oh, okay, because that's another
story. That's another huge story, yes. So the
response, so he was. They said, you're married,
it's unbecoming behavior, so you're canned for
that. And you're sleeping with a student, you're
canned for that. Oh, wow. And the lawyer's response
is basically, it sounds like OU's going to have
to pay out for this because it was, he started
dating, he was divorced from his wife, newly
divorced. Okay. And they're like, and you are
running a, you're having sex. at the Ohio University
Inn with this person. He's like, no, I was staying
at Ohio University Inn while I was looking for
a new place since I had just gotten divorced.
So I was living there. In other words, he wasn't
doing anything wrong. Right. And he goes, and
I met this young lady. We were out somewhere
in Athens. I met her. Didn't know she was a student.
And Ohio University has no program that says
staff cannot date. Not like Michigan. Unless
you're a direct report. Like, if she was in his
class, you couldn't do it. If he was a football
player, or he had direct control over her, he
can't date her. Oh, okay, yeah. He can't date
staff. Right. And he's like, there are many,
many staff that are dating students that go to
Ohio University, yet none of them are fired.
Right. And then they're also dragging him through
the mud, man, big time, like slandering him.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sounds like the lawyer's got
a case here. And he's like, I was not married
at the time. We were separated. We had just divorced.
So it was not an extramarital affair. Wow. So
basically, it looks like OU is going to pay out.
They're going to have to do the payout thing,
yeah. No. Because they may have ruined his career.
He's like, well, future earnings was going to
be this, right? Because he was up and coming.
He was doing well there. I mean, is there any
chance that they may? just renege on that and
be like, hey, man, we're sorry. Our bad. You
can come back. I doubt it. I doubt it. Just dug
in, huh? It sounds like it's too ugly now. Yeah.
Both ways. Yeah, so he's not going to be there,
so I'm curious to see how maybe OU will come
together and do well, kind of like Ole Miss did
against. Yeah. Funny you mentioned that. Who
did they play? Ole Miss played Tulane. Oh, that's
right, Tulane. And they got destroyed. Tulane
did. Anyway, go ahead. I was going to say, the
University of Michigan head football coach, Sharon
Moore, he was just recently fired for a cause
primarily due to an inappropriate relationship
with a staff member, not exclusively because
of OnlyFans. Let me elaborate a little more.
However, OnlyFans models became central to the
public scandal immediately following his termination.
So this guy. is a head coach, and he had an OnlyFans
account. He was married, and he was cheating
on his wife a lot, I guess. He was cheating with
a staffer. Yeah, well, that too. So she was in
the direct reporting structure to him, though.
The staffer was, but that's just a small portion
of it. That's just a small portion of it. There's
a lot more that kind of build up to it to the
point where he just completely fucked himself.
So I'm going to go over this little event thing.
So official reason for firing. Moore was terminated
on December 10, 2025 after university investigation
found credible evidence of years -long affair
with the female executive staffer. This violated
the university policy regarding supervisor -subordinate
relationships. So he was fired for that reason.
Then OnlyFans allegations. Following his firing,
OnlyFans model Mia Sordy claimed that Moore had
been messaging her frequently, including during
the halftime of the 2025 Michigan -Ohio State
game. Really? During halftime? During halftime.
During the game. He's probably like, yeah, this
game's lost. Fuck it. So he was like, well, the
tickets. So he was going to like give like tickets.
For these girls. Oh, yeah. The tickets for a
foursome. A controversial report alleged that
Moore offered only fans models season tickets
in exchange for a foursome at a hotel after a
Michigan 2024 National Championship win. While
Sordy initially confirmed these details to some
outlets, she later walked back the specific claim
calling it a misunderstanding. So, whatever.
That's kind of bullshit. She makes enough money
anyways. Those girls make tons of money. Arrest
and criminal charges. That's the biggest thing.
Right after he was fired, he was arrested. Felony.
This gets worse. Arrest and criminal charges.
After being fired, Moore was arrested for allegedly
breaking into the home of the staffer with whom
he had the affair. He was charged with the felony
of third -degree home invasion, stalking, and
breaking and entering. So, yeah, basically she
broke up with him and he couldn't handle it.
So he broke in. Or he was furious that she spilled
the beans to somebody and ratted him out because
she was uncomfortable because he was stalking
her. Right. How old is this guy? Do we know?
Probably in his 40s. Yeah, I would say so. And
his wife is actually beautiful. And continued
contact reports surfaced that Moore continued
messaging sorority via Instagram using vanishing
messages even after being released from jail
on bond. He's 39. 39. I didn't know they had
vanishing messages on Instagram. Kind of like
Snapchat. I don't know. I don't know either.
Interesting. Wow. His career is fucked. I mean,
he took something that could have been salvageable
and then Completely fucked it up. Because, look,
sex scandals happen all the time. You know, there's
always, you know, I mean. Well, look at Bobby
Petrino. Now, didn't he replace somebody? He
replaced Harbaugh. Yeah, so in other words, he
had an amazing opportunity after Harbaugh left.
Correct. Harbaugh left. Correct. And then he
shit it down the drain. Well, it's one of the
top probably 10 coachee jobs out there. And he
threw away a $30 million salary. Yep. Wow. What
about the CNN executive? What was his name? Masturbating.
Yeah. Jeffrey Toobin. Is that his name? Jeffrey
Toobin. Jeffrey Toobin. Another guy. But my point
about bringing up Jeffrey Toobin is that people
will forget these things. You know, they eventually
hired him back, didn't they? Yeah, they did.
Toobin. Yeah, he did. So he's back in the limelight.
I mean, not in the limelight, but they hired
him back. My point is that if this coach would
have just chilled, took his lickings. and admitted
fault instead of trying to cover his ass to the
point where he got arrested, break it and entering
and all that other shit. You remember the scandal
with Marv Albert? He got busted. Wasn't he like...
Yeah, he was having sex with some girl and bit
her all over. And she filed charges because he,
I guess, got a little too crazy and kinky. Is
that like in 1997? Yeah, it's been a while. So
they asked him to step away. And he did. And
now he's back. Unless he's no longer doing it.
But I think he is. He's fairly old at this point.
He may still be doing it. Yeah, unless he retired.
He may have. So that just goes to show you. Either
his son. His son does it as well. There's Eddie,
I don't remember his name, but he does all the
football games too. Oh, I thought you meant he
bites girls too. No. He announces the football
games. I mean, I just go to show that we can
make all sorts of mistakes and boom, we just
have to wait. That's the design of living in
a Christian society, man. We're in a community
of forgiving people. And I am for forgiving people.
We should. Should be like, I mean, look, excluding
like children and doing crazy stuff like that.
Or just murderers all out, you know, flat out
murderers like the, you know, who's the Italiano
guy or whatever his name is. The guy that was
killing the. Yeah, you shot the CEO in the back
of the head. Yeah, the Luigi who killed the insurance
executive. United Healthcare, right? Yeah, Linguini.
Linguini. Well, all the chicks like him because
he's good looking. Isn't that sick? Yes. That's
the first thing everybody came out with. He's
so beautiful. Not even that. I mean, just the
first reaction was, oh man, he's good looking.
Never mind that he just shot a guy in the back
of the head who's got like two kids. It's a testimony
that just really details how shallow a lot of
women are. Well, just our society in general.
Just horrible. Really? That's our response? And
I'm sure he's getting... Flooded with fan mail.
Oh, you know. Well, you got this super hot blonde
blue -eyed chick in Florida, a teacher, that
was making whoopie with a 14 -year -old. Oh,
yeah. She was good looking, too. Yeah. I mean,
look, she got a lighter sentence. She didn't
go all out. And the big fat teacher who was slobbing
off with some kid. Was that a guy or a girl?
Yeah, the guys get more trouble. Yeah. For some
reason. Actually, it seems like there are way
more stories of women with younger, with male
students than the opposite way around. Never
happened with me. One after another. I know.
Then you had the one where they got married and
had kids later. Oh, that's right. That's right.
And then she just died. Yeah. Well, they got
divorced. They got divorced. They had like three
or four kids. Yeah. He waited like eight years
for her to get out of prison. Yeah. They had
a bunch of kids and they got married. Isn't that
crazy? Then they got divorced. I think she may
have remarried again. And then she died. And
she died here the last five or six years ago,
I think. Yeah. Letourneau. So that was the name,
Letourneau? Letourneau was her last name, yeah.
What the fuck, dude? What an insane story, man.
I'm just like, how the fuck do you remember all
these names? It's amazing. Yeah. It's creepy
that you do, actually. Well, you remember all
these movies, war games. That's maybe the one
movie I remember. Scene by scene. Ally Sheedy.
Yeah, I knew something. You had to help me with
Matthew Broderick. Matt Broderick. You know,
speaking of prisons, I saw this video of, and
I've seen it in movies, but I've never seen it
in real life, where they're dropping contraband
over the walls of the prison using drones. Oh,
really? Have you not heard about this? No, I've
not seen this. I mean, because there are TV shows
that have that. You know what I mean? And so,
yeah, if Chuck were here, he would show you a
video of it. But sure enough, here comes a drone
and lowers something down over the prison walls
for, I mean, it's some, you know, contraband
of some sort. Hopefully it's not weapons, but.
Why don't they have like. Probably cigarettes.
Have like little laser as it kind of like a poof,
just shoots it. They're probably going to need
that. I mean, for real. I mean, everybody's got
a drone now. I mean, how easy is it to fly a
drone over a prison wall? Drop a gun in the middle.
Yeah, well. And it's. Subway sandwich. Disposable.
Yeah. A couple candy bars. I mean, it's not like
you're spending thousands of dollars on a drone.
You can just wire something to it and, yeah,
send over some cigarettes. Yeah. It could be
something small. Hell, you can use a kite. Yeah.
You kind of have to be outside the wall, though.
I would love to. You see him running alongside
the wall to try to get the kite up in the air.
It keeps like. going down yeah i wouldn't do
a kite well i was always caught in the barbed
wire i was always trying to figure out a way
to beat the system while going on to one of those
cruise boats you know or you're getting on to
get your luggage on like that i'm like dude i
can get like i get jeff who's not going on the
trip like a drone he's out there is like jeff
just use this drone What, he's in a little speedboat
next to the cruise ship? No, just on the dock.
It doesn't matter as long as he's there. And
the drone goes to drop. I'll be on the upper
deck. He drops down a case of fucking whiskey.
That's a big drone. That's a big drone. I'm not
going to hear that. Why do you have to go so
big? What's wrong with one bottle? You had to
go with a case. You've got to be there for seven
days. Come on. Well, then you just get a little
skipper boat. I don't understand. Go out on the
ocean. That's a big drone, though, to carry a
case of booze. It really is. All right. Well,
how about this? How about this? Here's another
scenario. Instead of carrying the case, you put
the whiskey or whatever it is you want to bring
on the boat, and you put it in a bag, and the
bag is in the water. So the only thing the drone
brings is the rope. No, no, no. What if you tie
the bag to the cruise ship so that it's right
there for you whenever you're ready to grab it?
Well, that's kind of what I'm saying, but you've
got to get it right away because it's otherwise,
it depends on where you're going to retrieve
it. I'm kind of envisioning like you're on a
balcony, whatever, it doesn't matter. The drone
comes to you, you grab the rope, and then you
just kind of... I would think that the officials
would hear this drone and everyone's going to
catch up. There's like 30 drones around the ship
because they'd be like, I want to do that next
time. I'm going to do that next time. It's only
going to matter for my trip. You could tape a
box next to the cruise ship and then on the first
port just scuba dive out there and grab the box.
Bring it onto the... There's so many things.
These are all really feasible. How about maybe
a dart gun and you just like... Like a harpoon?
Yeah, like a harpoon. Shoot it by my door and
then I can just grab it. A massive harpoon with
a case of bourbon attached to it. No, it's in
the water. So the only thing that really needs
to be, you know, you just need the little umbilical,
little string. You pull it up. What if you miss?
What are you doing? You're like pulling back
up and reloading? I don't know, man. And you're
like 300 feet up? Tell you what, next week let's
not do podcasts and just work on these scenarios.
Where we can get extra alcohol for free on a
cruise ship. We can stand on the roof and shoot
with harpoons. There's so many good ideas. But
we have to go like this. How can you smuggle
it on there? They say they're very thorough on
there. You have. So they're not very thorough.
So were you able to smuggle anything on or did
you just choose not to? When we were in Alaska,
I went out and I got one of the flat ones, the
tall flat ones, skinny looking ones. I just tucked
it in my... I tucked it in my pants and walked
on the cruise ship. A flask? Yeah. I mean, it
was a bottle. I mean, it was like a .75, 750
-milliliter bottle that was kind of tall and
skinny. I just stuck it down my pants. Maybe
get one of those Traveler's Delights. Ooh. It's
plastic. And then go to a shore excursion and
you just fill it up? Yeah. Jam it down your pants?
Yeah. I walked to an alcohol store right there
in the Alaska port we were at. I'd wear a kilt.
I'd have like a band of them around me. I had
like 15 buyers. And they're like, sir, you need
to lift your kilt. And you're like, oh, I can't
bear you. I can't bear you. What do you think?
I mean, of course, you create such a scene that
they'll be like, sir, just go ahead. Yeah, please.
Just go ahead. Scream like a girl. I'm getting
assaulted. Right. And then they'll all be like,
me too. Me too. Who wears a kilt? All the bottles
are clinking. I don't know. I mean, think about
it, but I also think about how much do I really
want to drink? I mean, think about it now. I
mean, if we drink half a bottle of booze in one
night, which we can. Oh, yeah. Easy. Because
you know they don't have high proof on that.
We'd have to bring it. No, let's say we do bring
it, whatever it is. I mean, if we drink a half
a bottle of booze. In a night. The next day,
I can guarantee that I'm not drinking. Oh, yeah.
And even the third day, I may not be drinking.
So, challenge accepted. You know, when you get
the drinking package, people do the math to figure
out how many drinks they need to have per day.
It's like 15 a day or something like that. It
is like 15. It's like between 14 and 16 a day,
which can be done if you start early. But every
day. Every day. Every day. Challenge accepted,
right? Hey, when we were 20, come on. That's
easy. Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to
drink it. You can take it and dump it into a
container, and that way you just save it. And
you're allowed to get one at a time, I think,
right? Yeah. Well, they started developing time
limits. Well, yeah, there's time limits and there's
restrictions on how many. Yeah, even if you guzzle
it, they'll be like, sir, you've got to wait
five minutes before you can get another one.
Because what would happen was I'd get a drink
package, and I'd go up there and get a drink
for you, get a drink for me, get a drink for
you, get a drink for me, like one minute apart.
Right. And they knew people were trying to scam
the system, you know? Yeah. I saw that somebody,
you may want to research this, that somebody
bought a Lifetime all -drink package. Oh, God.
With one of the cruise lines for, it was $100
,000. Lifetime unlimited drinks. Oh, wow. For
$100 ,000. I'm not sure that's worth it. I saw
it on Instagram or something like that. So I
don't know if it's real, but I saw that and I
was like. That's a lot of money. That's a lot
of drinks. That's a lot of drinks. So, yes, the
Royal Caribbean offers a $100 ,000 bling cup
or gold chalice on its new ship, the Stars of
the Seas. That includes a lifetime deluxe beverage
package, allowing the owner to get free drinks
for life. That's smart. Think about it. It's
more of a luxury status symbol and brag item
than a true financial investment for most requiring
many cruises to recoup the cost. I mean, think
about it. They're going to go on two cruises
a year. With that same cruise line, just to take
advantage of that. You have to do more than that
to recoup that $100 ,000. At least three a year,
maybe. Now, can you bequeath that, too? So when
you die, is that transferable? No, it's not transferable.
I guarantee it. What, do you have to show ID
to prove that? Is it worth it, generally or financially?
No. Generally, no. Financially, a standard seven
-day drink at Patrick costs $700 to $1 ,700.
A standard seven -day drinking package. You need
to take dozens of cruises to even approach the
$100 ,000 value. You would die of alcoholism
before you get your money's worth. High cost,
$100 ,000 is massive above front cross. Luxury
tax. So, I mean, look, first of all, if you have
$100 ,000, who gives a fuck? Oh, I know. That's
a good point. I mean, if you've got so much money
that this is just a fun thing to blow it on.
I mean, I found out. I found out. That I went
to the Dallas Star. The Star. I went to the Star,
where the Dallas Cowboys practice. I found out
that Jerry Jones flies his helicopter and parks
it in the middle of the practice field. Yes.
All right? And every time he does that, he gets
fined $150 ,000. From the city? Somebody. I don't
know. Somebody charges him. Well, he owns, though.
Yeah, he owns a facility. That's kind of strange.
Or the FAA, maybe? It doesn't matter. Somebody
finds him $150 ,000 every day. Well, every time
he lands there. Which isn't not anywhere near
every day. I heard like six times a day. My point
is that people, for $100 ,000, I mean, there
comes a certain point where when you have that
money, shit money like that, he's like, fuck
it, $150 ,000? Ah, fuck it. That's crazy. It's
nothing. Probably. Yeah. I'll just write it off
in my taxes. I mean, the Cowboys alone are worth,
what, $15 billion, they said, though? I know
it. And he got it for what? $300 million? It
was less than that, I think. It was like $100
and something million. $15 billion. Yeah. That
was a good investment. He was smart. And they
don't even have to be good. They're not. I know.
Did you watch that game? You know what? No, I'm
disconnected. I'm nowhere in the fantasy football.
Fuck both of you. I am nowhere, and the Cowboys
lost. None of us are now. I got blown out. You
said I was going to the finals. I had the worst
week of the entire season. Yeah, you didn't know
Jackson Dart got a minus two until I told you?
Of course I did. I was fucking with him. He's
got negative two. I go, yeah, I need 40 points
out of him. He's playing tonight, right? Oh,
he's playing Monday night. Oh, my God. I already
watched the game going, oh, my God. As Brian
started his onslaught of just one -liners. He's
a newbie. This is his first year. He cannot win
this. Linda has to beat him. This is his second
year. Is this his second year? Yeah, I think
it is his second year. It doesn't matter. That
makes me feel a little bit better. Yeah, but
still, I know how Brian talks shit. He's so good
at it. I mean, I remember when we were in the
backyard and there was a ping pong ball and we're
trying to see who can throw it in the center
of the table where the umbrella goes. Right.
And we're sitting there doing it over and over
and we're drunk. We're having a good time. And
Brian's like, he throws it. He goes right in.
And I'm like, fuck you. And he walks away. He's
like, yeah. He's like, this is easy. I'll do
something else. Anyway, but that's the way. Yeah,
that's the way he's going to shake out. Linda
has to beat Brian. Yeah. So you're 100 % out.
Oh, God. I got destroyed. Yeah. Even though I
have a play going tonight, it makes no difference.
I beat Barry. I had a good game. So you're third.
I would have beat everybody this week. Well,
I have a chance to go. Third and fourth will
play for the third place. So what place were
you? I don't know. I was third. No, I was second.
Yeah, but in the playoffs, you got bounced in
the first round. I got bounced in the first round.
So you went in the consolation bracket. So the
best you could do is third. No, no, he can't.
Best I could do is... I can. Fifth, right? Because
I was a top four. So the top two go to the championship,
the bottom two... Best I could do is fifth. Best
you can do is fifth? Yeah, the bottom two play
each other for third place. So I'm playing against
who lost to Linda. I don't know. I don't know.
Anyway, so if I win that, I'll be third place,
which means I'll get some money. I don't even
think about it like that. I just... Well, I mean,
you want to get your, you know... I mean, it
is a pay league. So you kind of want your money.
I still think we should pay more. Balls Breaker
lost bad to Linda. To Linda. And then, well,
Bill Ballard still has some folks playing. Actually,
so does Hole -in -One and Play -Doh Boys are
still going. And then Consolation Bracket, yeah.
Well, there's two Consolation Brackets. But they
can't play for money. So can Linda have the potential
of winning the whole thing? Correct. So the mid
-tier teams are going to win. All the top teams
of the year. And Barry's out. I beat him. He's
out. That's all I care about. So the top three
teams are out. Yeah, I got bounced. Yeah. I won
my first game, but then I got bounced in my second
game. So the highest, the best record that could
win this is Play -Doh boys at eight and six.
That just goes to show you it doesn't matter.
None of it matters. But he's currently losing.
He's projected to win, but yeah. Is he playing
against Linda? No, he's playing hole in one right
now. Oh, well, I mean. It was six and eight.
Well, to make it even worse. My point is none
of that matters, right? It's only the top three
that matter, right? Oh, that's true. Linda's
seven and seven. Balls Breaker's seven and seven.
And Papa's team is seven and seven. Okay, so
one of the seven and seven teams is going to
win the league. Correct. That's crazy. But to
make it even worse, it's like, oh my God, I forgot
what I was going to say. To make it worse, you
finish dead last. To make it worse, you didn't
make the playoffs. To make it worse, you something.
Maybe it'll come back. Yeah, well, whatever.
Let me see. I'm plowing through these, by the
way. Yeah, they are easy to drink. And frankly,
it's not enough in there, honestly. I wondered,
because I'm drinking both of them here. I mean,
I'm almost out of both. Did you not put an ounce
in each? Oh, they're only this big. Oh, well,
there you go. Yeah, I was thinking about the
money. What do I think? I was thinking about
the, it's not a matter of the money. It's what
it makes it even worse. Yeah, whatever. Prestige.
Yeah, I'm the king of finishing third every year.
Third place. What a bird in the bear. I'm usually
last. Well, Paul, I mean, you've got a season
under your belt, right? You won a season. A long
time ago. Yeah, but you won. I think I did, yeah.
And, you know, I've got one under my belt. You
know, and at the same year, I also had the best
point. So, I mean, that was the year. Yeah, both.
Yeah, nice. It was nice the same year. I was
just killing people. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like
Al Bundy, you know, and the touchdown, you know,
the Al Bundy show, you know. Married with children.
Married with children. I used to love that show.
Christina Albuquerque? Yeah, she was hot. She's
got multiple sclerosis. She's got MS. Yeah. So
she can't even stand or walk anymore. That's
sad. Yeah. Like I said, it's sad when you watch
your childhood movie stars get crazy old and
die off. How is that something that just all
of a sudden happens to you? Is that something
you've always had that just never really came
out? MS? Yeah, how do you get MS? It's genetic,
isn't it? Is it genetic? I don't know. How does
one get MS? I think you're born with it. And
then it just kind of shows up one day, kind of
like chicken pox. Yeah, maybe. I guess. I don't
know. Like shingles. All right. Well, I'll tell
you what. Let's chat about this. First of all,
shout out to Jackie Mack. Jackie Mack invited
us to a tasting at the Whiskey Blendery. Right.
So we went out to the Whiskey Blendery. Both
Paul and I were available. We were judging. Yeah,
we were judges because they, every year at the,
so the whiskey blendery without, I don't really
know exactly what the thing is, but they basically,
it's kind of like they make their own whiskeys.
So they procure barrels and then they mix them
together. They blend their own. It's not like
they have a specific barrel. They don't distill
their stuff. They procure barrels. They do not
distill anything. Correct. They just. They're
very careful about procuring barrels, and they're
blending experts is what they claim to be. The
Whiskey Blendery is an award -winning craft distillery
locally owned and operated by our family in Oak
Point, Texas. Our commitment to hand -selecting
the highest quality barrels earned us the Texas
Rye Whiskey Distillery of the Year. Only months
after our first bedding. We believed in the community.
Actually, it doesn't really say a whole lot.
How can they call themselves a distillery when
they don't distill? Unless they have like a really
small still and they distill very little. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know what the criteria
is. It should be called like a blendery. Well,
I know they're making a new location. It's going
to be a little bit bigger. And I know they do
plan on doing some distilling. So maybe they
have some sort of distilling efforts going on,
but it's not really to the level of where it
needs to be. It's supposed to be a very impressive
facility that they're building. Are they building
it out there in Oak Point still? I'm not sure
exactly where, but I think so. Look, what they
have out there is kind of cool. It's a very cool
idea. The thing is, it's a club, first off. It's
a paid club. Right now, they're in kind of like
a storage. It's a big storage thing, but they
have a cool inside. No question about it. We
didn't know we were there. We were like, what
the fuck is this? They had a really cool reception
area where we went in and did all the tastings.
It was good. They were all very cool. What I
was trying to say is they are so good at being
able to pull out flavors and describe them. So
it's not that it was a negative experience at
all. It was just like, I'm a little bit over
my head. Even though I had a lot to offer, these
guys seemed to like, they were just punchier
with the vocabulary they were using to describe
it. Because that's what it was. Sometimes, just
being honest, sometimes when you're around people
who are a million percent into it, it can be
off -putting. Right. You know what I mean? It
just can be off -putting. It's like the swirling
and, like you said, it's almost like the snobbiness,
you know? I mean, to your point, they were not
snobby. They were not mean to us. They were not
rude. It's just the whole thing can be just a
bit much sometimes. That's all. I mean, even
probably some of the stuff that we say, oh, we
get – We get notes of this. We get this and that.
I mean, it's kind of not obnoxious. But they
have great products. I mean, really, there's
not – Well, I'm enjoying these. These are great.
These are really good. So we have two. The one
that I like the best is the non -green one that
you marked, which I don't know what. This one
is the non -green one. This is the 18 -year pre
-dramble is this one. That's really good. I like
that one. I like the other one too, but I like
this one a little more than that one. Or, oh,
the green thing. It went away. It went away.
So I don't know which one. So the other thing
is that, like I said, it was a club, right? The
blendery was a club, and there's a very... Okay.
There's a finite number of people that can be
in the club. Right. And to be in the club, you
had to do something, like to keep it going. You
had to... You had to pay dues. Yeah, definitely
had to pay dues, but there was more to it than
that. You had to... Give some blood. You got
to buy. I mean, look, buying a bottle is expensive
there. It's basically that buy a barrel. They
buy the barrels, and they blend them. And you
get to pick which ones we're going to blend.
And then they would come out with like 1 ,000
bottles, and they would just attack it like vultures.
You know what I mean? The way they would describe
it, it was like it would sell out within three
minutes online. Right. That whole thing just
kind of creates anxiety. Maybe that's not the
right word. I don't know what the word is. So
the two flavors we got. The first one is called
Grape River. And the Grape River is about 114
.8 proof. I pick up grape 100%. Yeah. Yeah. 100%.
Is that the green one or the non -green one?
It's the green one. Green one is the Grape River.
Okay. Let me. Oh, okay. Well, no. I'm thinking
of the other one then. Let me taste this now.
I know. We got to do it again. And let me say
this while we're tasting it. He was so gracious
to find out about our podcast and so gracious
to give us these samples. I mean, he was one
of the owners. He was awesome. He really was
awesome. We should maybe try to reinvigorate
that conversation if he wants to come on. Yeah,
no, that'd be cool. I mean, because it's such
an art what these guys do to try to figure out
how to make blends. Oh, yeah. I mean, and I don't
know if it's like they do 500 of them and one
ends up being a home run. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know how they do it. All right,
well, let's talk about it real quick. All right,
so Grape River is the one with the star on it.
So let's do this here. I like the other one better.
I think they're both great. They are. They're
both great. The other one is the pre -dramble
one that we spoke of. It's 128 .6. It's way hotter.
This one has 18 year. Well, I think the other
one feels hotter. The one without the star is
18 year? Yes. Yes. The Whiskey Blendery located
in Oak Point, Texas. It's just west of Frisco.
The one without the stars. Outstanding. Highly
recommend it. These guys know what they're doing.
They piece together top. It's already top line
whiskeys. Yeah. And then when you turn around
and you blend them together, it's just like,
because you pick one that's kind of like, oh,
this one's a really high wheat one. Oh, this
one's a really high barley one, just regular
bourbon. You mix them together and then bam.
It's kind of like, you know, back in the late
80s or early 90s. You're roller skating. Hey,
you got your chocolate and my peanut butter.
And you got your peanut butter and my chocolate.
And you eat it like, oh my God, this is fucking
good. Right. Right. This is exactly what's going
on. But that's what we were doing. We were judging.
They also break into teams of four and they do
a competition. Right. And they give you four
bottles and people have to do their own little
blend. And we were judging the blends. That's
how much they make it part of their culture.
Right. You know, to have their own little blending
competition. We never got invited back. No, we
didn't. Because I think you were like groping.
Get on. Pelvic thrusting. Yeah. None of that
happens. He was like, I'm chocolate. Would you
be my peanut butter? Again, shout out to Jackie
Mack. Shout out to the whiskey blendery. You
guys are great. I'm going to follow up with that
guy. I need to. I just, you know, out of sight,
out of mind. We don't think about it. I'm glad
we got to experiment with these. It was really
neat. We need to re -embark it because he was
like really wanting to get on this podcast. Yeah.
Let's do it. All right. Well, it's Monday. It's
December 22nd. It's the first half of the Dudes
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