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So she was in a bikini.

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Oh yeah.

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So.

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I mean she was like up on me and all over me.

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We were hugging.

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Music.

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Alright so where do you draw the line on these experiences that you're.

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I think you don't.

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I'm kidding.

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I'm kidding.

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You mentioned about the tattoos.

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I mean what's an appropriate tattoo on a taint?

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An appropriate tattoo on a taint?

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What do you think like a palm tree?

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Is there an inappropriate tattoo on a taint?

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I think arrows.

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In which direction?

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Both.

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So welcome back to the podcast.

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We're talking about taint tattoos and arrows pointing in the wrong direction.

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You'd have two fingers pointing at the stink or the pink and then you'd have one finger

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pointing at the stink.

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Okie dokie.

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So you tattoo the shocker.

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And there we have it.

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Paul that's what you mentioned downstairs anyway.

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I didn't say anything about the shocker.

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Actually needless to say we sampled another high caliber bourbon and this one.

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It's actually not a bourbon.

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It's a premium whiskey.

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It's a Tennessee whiskey.

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Tennessee?

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Oh that's a great song.

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Yes it is.

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He's really good at that.

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Alright so here's a little background.

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It is 1856.

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Go ahead Sean.

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I was just looking at the label.

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That's kind of a cool house.

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I can't really read that.

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It doesn't really offer like a factoid.

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No the name of the whiskey.

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Uncle Nearest.

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Uncle Nearest.

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Uncle Nearest 1856.

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1856.

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Premium whiskey.

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It's 100 proof.

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It is 100 proof.

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It's aged in charred barrels.

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It doesn't say which level of char.

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Level 4.

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They're maple charcoal filtered.

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Yes it is.

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It's handmade in Tennessee.

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And it's an award winning American whiskey.

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And it is Uncle Nearest 1856 premium whiskey.

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It's not bad.

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I mean.

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Now here's the deal.

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It's a three star.

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It is a mashbill of 90% corn and rye with at least the remainder being malted corn.

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What did I say?

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What did I smell?

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All from, I don't know what did you say?

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I smell grass.

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What does it say?

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What did you say Sean?

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Paul's what?

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Paul's butt?

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No I didn't smell that.

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What did you smell?

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Paul's butt?

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No.

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That's when you spilled the popcorn he was trying to clean it all up.

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No that's because I was attacked by a bunch of ants.

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Oh shut up.

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You pansy.

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90% corn and rye with at least the remainder being malted corn.

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All from Tennessee farms according to Uncle Nearest.

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Uncle Nearest what the heck.

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1856 a blend of premium aged whiskeys between 18 and 14 years old.

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It's been a caramel color with a beautiful deep golden hue on the nose.

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It is a dark beautiful hue by the way.

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I love the hue here.

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I love the stone fruit.

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The hue.

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The hue.

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Stone fruit.

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What is stone fruit?

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Yeah I did.

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I did smell.

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I did taste.

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I tasted.

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A stone fruit would be something you'd find on a fruit tray.

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So I didn't smell.

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The nose to me had no fruit but I will tell you that the taste absolutely had some fruit

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in it.

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I definitely smelled the grass when it was first poured.

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Well stone fruit would.

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I smell.

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It's a fruit with flesh or pulp enclosing a stone such as a peach plum or cherry.

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Alright here's the nose.

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Ready?

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I've never heard of that.

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Stone fruit is a seed.

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Hold on.

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Hear me out here.

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The nose is a sniff initially brings in a rich molasses.

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Like sweetness to the nasal passages.

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It quickly gives way to an earthier bouquet of grass.

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I smell like.

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Charcoal and nutmeg and a touch of maple adding a bit of sweetness.

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I kind of smell the apricot.

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It lingers pleasantly sweet on the palate with notes of vanilla after the spice dissipates.

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Or tangerine.

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I feel like I feel like we're doing the NPR skit on on on SNL.

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Well when they talk about sweaty balls.

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Sweaty balls.

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Sweaty balls.

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Long and rich finish lingers pleasantly sweet on the palate notes of vanilla.

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And it has better kind of has a marmalade.

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Not really but it kind of sounds like the guy from war games.

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You know hell I'd piss on a spark plug if I knew it'd help.

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Is that what he says.

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I've never watched that movie.

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Are you kidding me.

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If I did I don't remember Matthew Broderick.

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You never see a game.

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I don't think so.

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Yeah.

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You want to play thermal nuclear war.

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Actually no I have because I did.

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I do remember that.

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Oh my God.

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It was just it was it was.

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Hey you not remember war games.

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I don't remember that.

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That's ridiculous.

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I remember that part.

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You know what I'm very upset at you right now.

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It's that is an is an epic.

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Our childhood is our generation.

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It was the perfect movie for Matthew Broderick after Ferris Bueller because he was already

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labeled as kind of like a little bit of a nerd.

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Are you sure he was after.

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I think this was before.

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I think he was before.

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This was before.

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Actually you're right.

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Maybe.

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How horribly embarrassing.

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Was it for you.

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Yeah I don't think you know you're Matthew Broderick cinematography.

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All right.

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Or what.

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What I'm looking for.

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Film film andography.

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No not Ferris oxide.

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Ferris is I.S. Ferris Bueller's day off.

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It was what.

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E.R.R.I.S.

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What's the periodic table.

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What do you always bring up.

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A strontium.

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Yeah.

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Right there.

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There it is.

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Strontium.

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Not strontium.

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You moron.

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Strontium.

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We're talking about Ferris Bueller.

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You son of a bitch.

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It's hilarious.

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Strontium.

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All right go back to Ferris.

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Every show has to wrap in strontium.

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There you go.

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Ferris Bueller's day off.

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Now this was a fantastic movie.

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Now that Jeff hasn't seen.

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Yeah that was three years after War Games.

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I've seen Ferris Bueller's.

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I didn't care for it.

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I just wanted to point that out.

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Well you know.

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From a chronology.

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Ferris Bueller's was the perfect movie to follow up after Wargames.

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Because he was already labeled as a nerd right.

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He was labeled as a nerd.

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Very nice recovery.

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Not really.

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What is the filmology of Matthew Broderick.

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Look at his.

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He's got an odd.

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He jumped to that to Godzilla.

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And was he gay for any part of his life.

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No he married that horse face.

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From Sex and the City.

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Sex and the City girl.

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Super mean.

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Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Horse face.

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Yes.

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So you think she's like incredibly unattractive.

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Totally gross.

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The ugliest woman you've ever seen.

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Come on.

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That's mean.

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You've got to be a little bit harsher.

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Look at that.

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Look at that.

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I don't think she's that bad.

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If she wasn't rich she would be on a fucking milk carton somewhere.

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I don't think she's ugly ugly.

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She's not attractive.

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Really?

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Look at that.

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I might agree there.

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Find a picture without her makeup.

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Scroll down a little bit.

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There was one right there.

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Okay first off that's a little mean.

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Because how many women without makeup we would be like what?

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Right there with the plaid jacket on.

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Look at that.

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She looks like an offspring of Barbara Streisand and Michael Jackson.

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You know I hate to say it but just about all middle aged women we would be like what?

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Without makeup?

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You know without makeup we'd be like what?

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I remember seeing her in Square Pegs.

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That picture right there in the middle.

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That's where I know her from.

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I watched Square Pegs.

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Wow.

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That's when she first got her start.

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Hold on was she in Mystic Pizza?

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Never saw it.

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Mystic Pizza?

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What is that?

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Sounds like the-

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Is that the-

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The porn.

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Julia Roberts and I don't think she is.

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And what?

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You guys have never seen that movie?

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No.

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Julia Roberts?

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Well she's not on the lineup.

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No she's not.

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She's not in that movie.

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That's a good movie.

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It's got Adam Stork.

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Yeah it's got Adam Stork in it.

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Thanks for the factoid there.

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Oh that's who I was thinking was.

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No I would not see this.

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Three teenage girls come of age while working in a pizza shop.

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It's a hot movie.

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When did this come out?

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You can only imagine.

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So that was pre-Shelley.

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So you actually did a girl drag you to this?

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No I've seen it post-Shelley.

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So she made you watch it?

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She did.

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I was so angry at her.

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And I said now we're going to watch all the Star Wars movies.

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All of them.

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You made me watch Mystic Pizza.

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What was that 80's movie with Scott Baio?

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We're watching all 21 Star Wars movies.

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Zapped?

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Zapped.

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What's zapped?

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Zapped is a movie with Scott Baio.

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With Heather Thomas?

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From Fall Guy?

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God.

282
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,360
No.

283
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I mean it never ends.

284
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So can we move on?

285
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:03,880
She had round boobs?

286
00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,040
Can you guys let me know when we want to move on to sports because I have some exciting

287
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news.

288
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You don't want to keep talking about like girl films?

289
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Not really.

290
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Like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants or anything like that?

291
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Okay I'm listening.

292
00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,640
The Sisters of the Traveling Pants?

293
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,640
Is that what she said?

294
00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,360
Who's the other actor?

295
00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,360
Who's that guy?

296
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,360
He's on another show too.

297
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,360
Oh my God.

298
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,120
Oh who was he on?

299
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,480
That's uh.

300
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,480
Willie Ames.

301
00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,480
Was he in the Scott Baio show?

302
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,840
I didn't even know there was a Scott Baio show.

303
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,840
There was.

304
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:36,840
It was him.

305
00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:37,840
Like a TV show?

306
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,840
He was like a babysitter.

307
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:39,840
Oh my God is that him?

308
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:40,840
Charles.

309
00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:41,840
Oh that's Loki.

310
00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,840
I just saw Loki.

311
00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,840
No.

312
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:44,840
Yeah I did.

313
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,840
He was in Aida's Enough Wedding?

314
00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:50,760
I guess he was in Aida's Enough.

315
00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,240
Dungeons and Dragons TV series.

316
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,040
That is crazy.

317
00:09:55,040 --> 00:10:00,400
I never even connected the dots that he was in Eureka.

318
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,400
Or Dungeons and Dragons.

319
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,400
No that's not the same guy.

320
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,400
I think he's at the top of the list.

321
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,000
No that's not the same guy.

322
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000
Scroll up.

323
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000
What are you talking about?

324
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000
Eurythra?

325
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000
Willie Ames.

326
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000
Eureka.

327
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000
I don't think Willie Ames is in Eureka.

328
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,720
Well you gotta scroll up to the top.

329
00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:15,720
He's not in my Eurythra.

330
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,720
I thought uh well.

331
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,960
No that was an ad I think.

332
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:20,960
There's Loki.

333
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,160
Yeah scroll up a little bit more.

334
00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,160
Right there.

335
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,520
No that's not him.

336
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,520
But okay.

337
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,640
But why is he there?

338
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,640
Why don't we move him on?

339
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,640
Because William Ames is his name right?

340
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:36,200
The picture on the left is Bill Ames.

341
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,200
Kinda looks like him.

342
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200
No it's not him.

343
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200
Yeah you're right.

344
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,440
Isn't that the bomber guy that Obama was friends with?

345
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,440
What?

346
00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,960
William Ames.

347
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:53,200
Obama was friends with some guy that blew up shit when he was younger.

348
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,720
He's a fucking terrorist.

349
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,720
Yeah you're right.

350
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:56,720
I don't know if it was William Ames.

351
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,720
I thought it was William Ames.

352
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,720
That is really.

353
00:10:58,720 --> 00:10:59,720
You could be right.

354
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,720
I think I am right.

355
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,720
And he's also an actor apparently.

356
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,720
There's Heather Thomas.

357
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,720
Oh wow.

358
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,720
There she is.

359
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:05,720
Okay we're getting way off track here guys.

360
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,720
Focus focus focus.

361
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,720
I remember the fall guy.

362
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,720
The fall guy.

363
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,720
So go click down on uh.

364
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:10,720
Is that with the six million dollar man?

365
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,720
Yeah it was with Lee Majors.

366
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,720
Lee Majors.

367
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,720
We can rebuild him.

368
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,720
They're re they're they're making a movie.

369
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,720
They're making a movie.

370
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:16,720
They're making a movie.

371
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,720
They're making a movie.

372
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,720
They're making a movie.

373
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,720
They're making a movie.

374
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,720
They're making a movie.

375
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,720
They're making a six billion dollar man.

376
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,720
Six.

377
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,720
The six billion dollar man.

378
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,720
Yeah a million wouldn't go anywhere today.

379
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,720
Six million like hey we uh we finished his finger.

380
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,720
Now uh what would you like for us to do?

381
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,720
You need to give him a toenail.

382
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,720
I really don't understand the north the north uh.

383
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:35,720
We're gonna get a grinder with the leftover meat.

384
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,720
We finished his finger.

385
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,720
It's only his left finger too.

386
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,720
Get out of here.

387
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:39,720
We got a finger.

388
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,720
That's all we got here.

389
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,720
Six million dollars.

390
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,720
What is that?

391
00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,720
What is that?

392
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,720
Six million dollars.

393
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,720
Six million dollars.

394
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,720
Six million dollars.

395
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:47,720
Six million dollars.

396
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,720
Six million dollars.

397
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,720
Why do you keep busting out that accent?

398
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,240
Uh it's easy.

399
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,860
It doesn't make any sense though.

400
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:57,740
Oh most of me doesn't.

401
00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,740
Yeah.

402
00:11:58,740 --> 00:11:59,740
That's true.

403
00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:02,080
Yeah so they're making I think Marky Mark is uh.

404
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,080
The fall guy?

405
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,080
Lead majors.

406
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,600
Probably like the six billion dollar man.

407
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,600
Six billion.

408
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,600
Steve Austin.

409
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,600
Great show.

410
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,600
Watch it every week.

411
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,600
Oh really?

412
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,600
Yes.

413
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,600
The fall guy?

414
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,600
No no six million.

415
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,600
I did watch fall guy as well.

416
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,600
Oh I watched six million dollar man.

417
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600
We can make a movie.

418
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,600
I watched bionic woman too.

419
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600
Faster.

420
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600
Yeah I watched that too.

421
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,600
Six million dollar man.

422
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,000
Oh she could hear.

423
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000
She could hear.

424
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,400
Hers was hearing and I think an arm.

425
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,400
She was strong too.

426
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,400
She had a strong right arm.

427
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:35,560
Well and that's why I was inspired by that because she could hear.

428
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,000
I am bionic woman.

429
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,640
And it always had that little like.

430
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,640
Little sound.

431
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,240
So I didn't pick up on that at all.

432
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,800
So you emulated bionic woman.

433
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,800
Yeah I did.

434
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,800
Because she could hear real well.

435
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,000
She wanted to emulate bionic woman.

436
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000
I was inspired.

437
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
She could hear.

438
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000
Oh.

439
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,960
Because remember she couldn't hear and then they made her hear.

440
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,440
She was a pretty girl back in the day.

441
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,680
You hear a mouse fart from across the field having those bionic ears you know.

442
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,960
Yeah well these new hearing aids I do the same thing.

443
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,960
Oh really?

444
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,320
You can hear mouse farts?

445
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,320
Yeah not really.

446
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,440
Can you imagine that little tiny sphincter.

447
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,560
And I'd be like oh what was that?

448
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,560
I wonder if they.

449
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,920
I wonder do mice fart?

450
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,920
I mean dogs do.

451
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,920
Everything farts.

452
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:15,920
Yeah.

453
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,920
Everything farts.

454
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,920
Have you ever heard a cat fart?

455
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,320
Yes a cat has.

456
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,440
I know my dog farts.

457
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,560
I can promise you I know my dog farts.

458
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,560
For sure.

459
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,560
For sure.

460
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,560
But do mice fart?

461
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,560
I know my wife farts too.

462
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,800
Mice do have the ability to fart and they also conurb.

463
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,560
An excess build up of the gas causes their farts.

464
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,680
There's a number of reasons for why a mouse could fart.

465
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:43,040
A mouse could eat while they breathe and have gastrointestinal issues.

466
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,320
The mammals they can fart.

467
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,320
Yeah well.

468
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,040
I want to hear it though.

469
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,040
Or do you think it was.

470
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,880
Oh let's go on YouTube and see if there's sounds.

471
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:53,880
Mouse fart.

472
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,880
Mouse fart sounds.

473
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,880
Really?

474
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:56,880
Really?

475
00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,360
Is this the intellectual like.

476
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,360
I've always wanted to know.

477
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,320
There's weird noises going on in my house all the time.

478
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,040
I'm kind of like well that is a mouse fart.

479
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:09,120
You know ladies and gentlemen everybody listening if you want really something from this podcast

480
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,600
we're going to bring it to you tonight.

481
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,960
We're going to give you sounds of mice farting.

482
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,880
What kind of animal does mice fart?

483
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,880
God almighty.

484
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,280
No we're not looking up mouth fart sounds.

485
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,000
Hold on there's a video right there it says mouse farts.

486
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
I got it.

487
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
We got to pop that back on.

488
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000
What's going on here?

489
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,020
Well we're going to hear some mouse farts.

490
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,400
That is not the video.

491
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,400
That was Paul.

492
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,800
Oh what?

493
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,800
Oh shut up.

494
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,800
No.

495
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,080
That's fake.

496
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,440
That's actually cute.

497
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:49,480
What a wonderful fart.

498
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,000
They could dub that in and just time it with the looking in.

499
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
That's totally stupid.

500
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
Come on.

501
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
I don't know.

502
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,680
There's no way you can.

503
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,680
No I don't know.

504
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,680
I don't believe it.

505
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,680
I pass.

506
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,680
Oh he's slowing it down.

507
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,680
Does it work?

508
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,680
It's listen.

509
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,680
Oh yeah.

510
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,680
That's.

511
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,680
Here we go.

512
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,680
The turnip.

513
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,680
He ate some of your brisket.

514
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,680
Oh moisture.

515
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,680
And you have a little tie off at the end.

516
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,920
Can we move on?

517
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,920
This is what we've been reduced to.

518
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,720
This is my point.

519
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,720
Thank you Jeff.

520
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:26,720
This is my point.

521
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,760
We're playing mouse fart on slow mo.

522
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,760
Oh my god.

523
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,760
Back to Bionic Woman.

524
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,760
What the fuck.

525
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:37,000
After full of recovering from her nearly fatal bout of Bionic rejection, Jamie Summers, the

526
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,040
first female cyborg is assigned to spy missions of Iran.

527
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,480
I'm moving on here.

528
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,880
Did you see the footage speaking of how Bionic Woman almost died?

529
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:49,360
Did you see the footage the guy has the world record of falling out of a plane without a

530
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,920
parachute and living?

531
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,920
He jumped like 30,000.

532
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,920
On purpose?

533
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,920
Yes.

534
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,920
On 30,000 feet.

535
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,720
Oh he lands in a huge net.

536
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,360
Like in a huge net but it's like almost on the edge.

537
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,960
He hits it but he doesn't have a parachute.

538
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960
Ever.

539
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,960
The whole time.

540
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,960
The whole time.

541
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960
He jumps out.

542
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,960
I have seen that.

543
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,960
How do you manage to hit the net?

544
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,960
It was pretty big.

545
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,960
It had to be enormous.

546
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,960
Well, it wasn't that big.

547
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:19,240
I mean it was big, probably maybe 100 foot in diameter-ish.

548
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:23,960
So he's doing like the Tom Cruise in the air.

549
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:28,480
Trying to navigate over to it and you're going what 200 and something miles an hour down.

550
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,200
That is completely stupid.

551
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,480
Guinness Book of World Records for the most people parachuting.

552
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,040
No, no that's not it.

553
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,040
That's not it.

554
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,040
But I just saw it the other day.

555
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,040
Without a parachute.

556
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,040
Without a parachute.

557
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,400
World record without a parachute.

558
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400
So that is interesting.

559
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:49,040
So I did watch that and they jump out and he jumps out with several people.

560
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:55,040
They pull, you know, because they're ready to help him at the last second because he

561
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,240
doesn't have a parachute on.

562
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,120
How are they going to help him?

563
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,840
Well I mean if he decides, yeah this isn't going to work.

564
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:01,840
I've changed my mind.

565
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,840
Come get me.

566
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,840
They'll clip on him.

567
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,720
No, when he jumps out there's like several people with him.

568
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,720
And then they pull their cord.

569
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,720
Are you sure you're ready?

570
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:13,960
Because of the thumbs up and they're like, all right.

571
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,960
But that's crazy.

572
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,960
Look at that.

573
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,160
How dumb.

574
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,280
Ex-paratrooper attempts record jump without a parachute.

575
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,280
That happened in 2016.

576
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,000
I thought it was, well the video, I just saw the video.

577
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,720
Doesn't mean it just happened, but I just saw it.

578
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,720
And what happened?

579
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,720
He hit the net?

580
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,720
Yeah.

581
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,720
He hit it.

582
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,720
He landed it.

583
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,720
Well you said he hit the side of it?

584
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,720
Well he didn't hit the middle.

585
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,720
And he lived.

586
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,720
Yeah, he lived.

587
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,720
Did he get hurt?

588
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,720
I don't think so.

589
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,720
He broke everybody's body?

590
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:49,240
Yeah, I want to say he, I think, I want to say he broke his leg or something.

591
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,240
He did something.

592
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,320
That's what I saw right there.

593
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,320
Which one?

594
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,320
How terrifying.

595
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320
Why would anybody want to do that?

596
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,320
Play the one on the left.

597
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,320
Well, God.

598
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,320
Yeah, I mean he's going, I don't know how fast he's going.

599
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,240
How fast you go when you're having...

600
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,240
And they want to watch this.

601
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,240
News law of gravity.

602
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,240
There are people like in the stands.

603
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,800
To watch this.

604
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,000
And imagine if he doesn't make it.

605
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,320
That's how horrible would that be?

606
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,320
He'd be splat.

607
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,680
And you know there's family and everything in there?

608
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,360
No, he does not have a broken leg.

609
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,360
He's all high five and everything.

610
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,360
Oh, that's crazy.

611
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360
Yep.

612
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,720
Okay, well there you have it.

613
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,720
He can hold that record.

614
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,720
Yeah.

615
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,720
I'm not challenging that one.

616
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,720
I have no interest in challenging that.

617
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,720
So 25,000 feet.

618
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,000
This one goes out to you, Skydiver Luke Akins.

619
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,600
Real man of genius.

620
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,600
Real man.

621
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,600
Yeah.

622
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:45,720
Mister, follow the sky into a mosquito net, jackass.

623
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,720
Jackass.

624
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,720
So 25,000 feet.

625
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,720
How many miles up is that?

626
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,720
So it's 5,000 some feet.

627
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,720
Hold on.

628
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,720
There's 500 and...

629
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,720
No, there's 5,000 and something.

630
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,400
5,120 feet in a mile.

631
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,400
So four...

632
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,400
Am I right?

633
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400
3.2 miles.

634
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400
Am I right?

635
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,400
5,120.

636
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,400
Is that right?

637
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,080
So how many feet was it?

638
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,760
No, it's 5,000.

639
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,760
No, it's 25,000 feet.

640
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,360
So it's 4.7 miles.

641
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:20,080
No, how many feet in a mile?

642
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,080
Change miles to one.

643
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,080
Yeah, we want to know one mile.

644
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080
Oh.

645
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,280
So it's 4.7, almost 4.8 miles up.

646
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,280
Paul's wrong.

647
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,280
5280.

648
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,840
He was so wrong.

649
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,840
I said 5280.

650
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,840
You failed.

651
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,840
You were wrong.

652
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,840
No, that's right.

653
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,840
Well, you said 5112.

654
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,840
Whatever you said was wrong.

655
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,880
Well, what do you mean?

656
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,880
So 4.7 miles up in the air.

657
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,680
I'm like, I want to go jump out of a plane without a parachute.

658
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,680
Yeah, how stupid.

659
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,680
Yeah, well...

660
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:49,920
Yeah, but then you got those guys that put these freaking wings and they dive through,

661
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,920
glide through...

662
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:51,920
Well, it says he's an ex-paratrooper.

663
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,920
And they die.

664
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,920
And they die.

665
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,680
How about these guys that go through canyons and shit?

666
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,680
Oh, yeah.

667
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,680
And they die.

668
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,680
They're dead.

669
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,680
Like a bug on a windshield.

670
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,000
Like multiple people have done this and they're dead.

671
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Yeah.

672
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
No, I want to go do it.

673
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
That guy right there.

674
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Yeah, they...

675
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Well, it's got to be such a thrill.

676
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,440
Yeah, but for what?

677
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440
And then you die.

678
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,440
And then you're dead.

679
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,440
Well, I mean, let's...

680
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,320
Okay, let's remove the whole I'm landing on a fucking net thing.

681
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,320
And let's go...

682
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,760
Like those guys right there with the little squirrel outfits they got.

683
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760
They spread their hands.

684
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,760
They look like a flying squirrel.

685
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760
Yeah, like a flying squirrel.

686
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,760
That is cool.

687
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,440
Can you imagine jumping out of a plane and being able to like...

688
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,040
No, they don't jump off a plane.

689
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,040
They jump off cliffs.

690
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,040
Cliffs.

691
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,720
I'm just saying they can jump off a plane.

692
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:39,600
Can you imagine jumping off a plane and being able to travel up to like 50 miles before

693
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600
you hit the ground?

694
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,080
I may totally be exaggerating.

695
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,320
I have no idea.

696
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,640
I have no idea.

697
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,120
So your chase car is like chasing you?

698
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:56,480
Actually, I don't know how far they go, but I mean, they've got a special...

699
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,680
They don't have a parachute, right?

700
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,200
Military services that do that kind of stuff.

701
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,600
They need to get in somewhere and it's like 20 miles over the border.

702
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,600
They just jump them out.

703
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,600
We saw Transformers, right?

704
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,600
Oh yeah.

705
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,600
Transformers?

706
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:13,000
One of the Transformers, they dropped the flying soldiers into Chicago.

707
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
In the squirrel outfits?

708
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
In the squirrel outfits, yeah.

709
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Nice.

710
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,680
That's the official term.

711
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,800
They have a whole bunch of different ones you can wear.

712
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800
We could buy them.

713
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800
Nice, fancy colors.

714
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,800
Let's buy them and try them.

715
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,920
We could get up on top of the roof and try it.

716
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,920
Let's do it.

717
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,920
Yeah.

718
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920
What a great idea.

719
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,600
So how far do you have to fall before the wind kind of catches you?

720
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,240
Could you jump off the roof of the house and do anything?

721
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,040
Yes, you can do it 100%.

722
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,760
Using Newton's law theory, you'd have to...

723
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,160
There's an equation for that.

724
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,520
Hold on.

725
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,560
So I'm sure you fall straight down.

726
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:48,720
So my dad jumped off his roof with an umbrella.

727
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,720
Newton.

728
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,720
He did.

729
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:56,040
Off his garage, on the roof of his garage with an umbrella.

730
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,380
Inside out?

731
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,380
He got hurt.

732
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,800
It didn't work.

733
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,200
That's what I was going to say.

734
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,720
We were talking about in like 1946.

735
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,240
He was like six or seven or eight.

736
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,240
So he was a little kid.

737
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,240
He was a little kid.

738
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,240
It wasn't like yesterday.

739
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,120
No, my 86 year old father didn't jump off the roof with an umbrella.

740
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,560
But thanks for asking, Jeff.

741
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,520
We had to set the time and the age.

742
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520
Really?

743
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,520
Yeah, like my dad did.

744
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,240
I jumped off a single story roof with an umbrella.

745
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,800
Yeah, we did cardboard boxes.

746
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800
We did...

747
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,440
I mean, none of it worked, obviously.

748
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,680
And you're still here to tell the tale.

749
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:44,440
The question is, how much downforce, how much resistance is required to create uplift?

750
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,440
Two.

751
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,040
Well, I think it's 2.1.

752
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,080
The Wright brothers could tell you that.

753
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,080
So it's...

754
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,400
Because you have to have a plus uplift in order for...

755
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:01,080
Well, did you ever see the footage of the car that tries to bounce?

756
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,080
Can you stop doing that?

757
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,080
Yeah, that was...

758
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,080
Yes.

759
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,080
Yeah, that was awkward.

760
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,400
That's when they were trying to...

761
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,880
This is why this podcast needs a video camera.

762
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,360
Because that was really awkward.

763
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,800
He had a total stroke going on.

764
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,840
That's when they were trying to figure out how to fly.

765
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,840
So they had this vehicle...

766
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,840
What the fuck just happened to Jeff?

767
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,840
I don't know!

768
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,840
And it had a big umbrella thing on top of it.

769
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,840
He was masturbating an albatross.

770
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,840
He was!

771
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,840
An albatross?

772
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,840
It might have been a silverback.

773
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,840
Alcatoothus.

774
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,840
Screw you guys.

775
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,840
I know what I'm talking about.

776
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,840
Okay.

777
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,840
All right.

778
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,840
Can I move on to sports now?

779
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,840
Okay, sports.

780
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,840
All right.

781
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,840
You want to talk about LeBron James?

782
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,840
No.

783
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,840
You want to talk about NBA?

784
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,840
Because I am so sick of his ass.

785
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,840
No, no, no, no.

786
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,840
Don't, please, don't bring up that name again.

787
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,840
No, I'm excited.

788
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,840
In football.

789
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,840
LeBron James.

790
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,840
Well, hold on.

791
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,840
Did LeBron James win his game?

792
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,840
No, he lost.

793
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,840
No, he got beat 42.

794
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,840
Did he walk off the court?

795
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,840
Yes.

796
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,840
He left in...

797
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,840
It might have been.

798
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,080
Five minutes left in...

799
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,160
No, I think it was game five.

800
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,160
How far back were they?

801
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,160
I don't know.

802
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,160
Five minutes left.

803
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,160
Supposedly.

804
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,960
He leaves the bench.

805
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:10,840
If he would have won, then the buzz was he was supposed to be like one of the all-time

806
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,880
best basketball players out there.

807
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,320
It brings me great joy.

808
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,320
He sucks ass.

809
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,040
He's sunk quite a bit here recently.

810
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,520
He's a loser.

811
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,520
Anyway.

812
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,960
Nobody likes racists.

813
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,960
Yeah.

814
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,960
It's just, you know, sorry.

815
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,960
He has won.

816
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,400
Yeah, I hear you.

817
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,960
Anyway, I am a Tennessee Titans fan and they landed...

818
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,960
Julia Jones.

819
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,960
Julia, really?

820
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,960
Did I say Julio?

821
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,960
Is that better?

822
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,960
Julio.

823
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,960
Julio.

824
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,960
Yeah, a little bit better than Julio.

825
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,960
Julio.

826
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,520
Julio Jones, dude, I'm telling you.

827
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,520
Big pickup.

828
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,520
Huge.

829
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,520
Who do they have to give up?

830
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,520
Derrick Henry?

831
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,520
No.

832
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520
The only problem that they did announce is that...

833
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,520
It's a trade.

834
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,520
A trade.

835
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,000
They gave up no first round picks.

836
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,840
He hurt his big right toe.

837
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,880
Who?

838
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,120
And you remember the last person that hurt their big right toe?

839
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,120
Who did?

840
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,120
Marion Barber.

841
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,120
Oh, yeah.

842
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:05,600
And Marion Barber went from being a fucking horse.

843
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,600
Work horse.

844
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600
Derrick Henry?

845
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:14,160
I said Marion Barber went from being a work horse until he hurt his big right toe.

846
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,840
Who hurt their toe?

847
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,120
Julio Jones.

848
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,120
No.

849
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,120
Yeah.

850
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,120
Nah, we're good.

851
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,120
We're good.

852
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:26,000
Look at you rooting against the Titans for no reason.

853
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
You're not even a football fan.

854
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:32,400
I'm not watching professional sports anymore.

855
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,240
I'm still in on the Titans and they picked up Julio Jones and it was huge and we didn't

856
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,600
have to give up much for it.

857
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,040
It's going to be awesome.

858
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,040
He's good.

859
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,040
I know.

860
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,240
You guys, you're off on the Bengals and you're off on the Cowboys.

861
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,240
Hey, I'm a homer.

862
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,240
Yeah.

863
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,240
You know what?

864
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,840
Maybe I shouldn't have brought up the NFL because you guys couldn't care less.

865
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,160
No, I could care less.

866
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,160
We could talk about college.

867
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,160
But you know what?

868
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,160
And you guys are playing fantasy football.

869
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,160
How does that work?

870
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,160
We don't want to play fantasy football.

871
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,160
Yeah.

872
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,160
Well, are you going to be cut out?

873
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,160
We tolerate it.

874
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,160
We tolerate it.

875
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,160
Are you going to do it again next year?

876
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,160
Probably.

877
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,160
Of course you are.

878
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,160
You don't want to leave that club.

879
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,160
It's a great club.

880
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,160
It is a great club.

881
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,160
Exactly.

882
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,240
So get on board.

883
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,220
You have every reason to get on board with the Bengals.

884
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,220
They're on the upswing.

885
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,220
They could be.

886
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,220
You got Burrow.

887
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,220
Am I saying that right?

888
00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,220
Is Bakersfield still there?

889
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,220
Joe Burrow.

890
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,220
Joe Burrow.

891
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,220
Or Columbus.

892
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,220
Or I'm sorry Cleveland.

893
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:23,220
Cleveland.

894
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:27,420
And you've got some weapons, although you still have the jackass that runs the team.

895
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:30,100
Well, tell you what, the Bengals have a jackass.

896
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:31,100
No.

897
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:34,080
The guy that runs the team that wants to run everything.

898
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,080
Jara.

899
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,080
Oh, Jones?

900
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,080
Yeah.

901
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,080
Yeah.

902
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,080
Oh, who cares.

903
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,080
But the Bengals have Mike.

904
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,740
I don't think you're ever going to be good until he steps out to be on the team.

905
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,480
Mike Brown is worse.

906
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,960
If you can imagine it.

907
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,960
Mac?

908
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,680
Who's Mike Brown?

909
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,000
He's the owner of the Bengals.

910
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Oh, the Bengals.

911
00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:00,320
You know, Paul Brown was one of the original guys in the NFL.

912
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,320
Right.

913
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,120
He was the Cleveland Browns.

914
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,640
And that's his son?

915
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,640
And yes.

916
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,720
And then he started the team in Cincinnati.

917
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,720
Right.

918
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,840
He moved from Cleveland and moved down to Cincinnati and started the Bengals.

919
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,680
When Paul Brown died, Mike Brown took over.

920
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,680
Right.

921
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,200
Well, you know, so Bud Adams' daughter is running.

922
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,840
Michael Brown was the Tennessee Tigers was killed by Ferguson.

923
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,160
No, not Mike Brown's like Brown.

924
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,280
Oh, different guy.

925
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,280
Excuse me.

926
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280
Oh, man.

927
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,080
During the break, man.

928
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,080
What is that shrimp?

929
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,840
Yeah, I don't like them.

930
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,840
Shrimp chips.

931
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,840
Shrimp chips.

932
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,840
Yeah.

933
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,840
From Costco.

934
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,840
Don't buy them.

935
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,840
They're weird.

936
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,840
Well, I won't buy them, but they're not bad.

937
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,480
I won't get them again.

938
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,760
They're not what I thought they were.

939
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,880
I didn't look close enough when I bought them.

940
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:52,760
So Mike Brown, born in 35, president of the Cincinnati Bengals.

941
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,240
Yeah, he's a worthless owner.

942
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,120
Well, I mean, so hold on.

943
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,120
Are you guys?

944
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,120
All right.

945
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:09,320
So I think we all agree the NBA made a massive mistake with their Black Lives Matter movement.

946
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,480
So putting the names on the jerseys and being all political.

947
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,480
There's so much more.

948
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,480
I know.

949
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,480
I know.

950
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480
So the NBA, I'm done with.

951
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,680
But the fact that China owns the NBA.

952
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,680
Yes.

953
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,680
Yes.

954
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,960
So I think we all agree NBA no go.

955
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:22,960
Correct.

956
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,960
OK.

957
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,960
And I'm out.

958
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,640
I'm out 100 percent, which is shocking if you knew my history.

959
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,640
All right.

960
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,640
Out.

961
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:34,840
So MLB moved their game from Atlanta, the All-Star game because of.

962
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,960
They're getting sued right now.

963
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,040
They're being sued.

964
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,040
I want to bring that up.

965
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040
Local businesses.

966
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:45,360
I think that's great because 100 million dollars is being lost by local businesses.

967
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,600
The majority minority owned.

968
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,600
Go figure.

969
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,760
Who are you punishing here?

970
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,760
OK.

971
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Yeah.

972
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,760
Whatever.

973
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,920
Those folks that those folks won't get compensated.

974
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,560
It's a fruitless endeavor.

975
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,560
But we'll see.

976
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,560
We'll see.

977
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,560
There was a contract.

978
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,560
You break the contract.

979
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,560
Well, you pay up.

980
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Did they have a contract?

981
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,400
No, not with the city, not with all of the business.

982
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,880
Well, but with the cities, with the city.

983
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,040
And you break that contract with the city and they and they and they lose out.

984
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,360
Dude, I hope they have a leg to stand on.

985
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,320
What would what would that be like if they had to?

986
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,320
Move it back.

987
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,520
Hold on to Atlanta.

988
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,520
What if the city they got less than a month to do it?

989
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,600
Oh, that'd be awesome.

990
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,120
What if the city says, well, you know what?

991
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,160
The Major League Baseball is not at fault because we agreed.

992
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,880
Yeah, well, the governor and they say the city's name.

993
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,880
What is the senator?

994
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,760
I don't think it's the governor.

995
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,760
I don't believe.

996
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,240
What if the city agreed to it, though?

997
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,200
Like, yeah, we're not doing that because, you know, we're changing the voting laws,

998
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,360
therefore we're not going to have it.

999
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,360
I don't know.

1000
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360
It's Major League Baseball.

1001
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360
Wasn't Georgia.

1002
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,360
It's Atlanta.

1003
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,360
Yeah.

1004
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,360
All right.

1005
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,640
So so you guys aren't big MLB fans anyway.

1006
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,640
Oh, really?

1007
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,640
So I used to be.

1008
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,760
So I don't think you really care.

1009
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,360
I used to be up to about 90 91.

1010
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:00,200
And then the Cincinnati Reds have so bad since then.

1011
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,000
After Ryan, it's hard to follow, especially down here.

1012
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
It's hard to follow.

1013
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Oh, yeah, I understand.

1014
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Paul Ryan.

1015
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,720
No, no, Ryan, Leaf, Nolan, Ryan, Nolan, Ryan.

1016
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,720
Good Lord.

1017
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,720
And leave leave me leave, Gary.

1018
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,720
What the hell?

1019
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,720
Grooving.

1020
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,720
What's wrong with you guys?

1021
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:17,720
He paralyzed some guy.

1022
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,720
You struggled with Nolan Ryan?

1023
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720
No, I did.

1024
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:25,000
I'll tell you what, obviously one of the best parts of Nolan Ryan is when that one.

1025
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
He does.

1026
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,120
He has batter came running at him and he frickin just uppercuts.

1027
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,120
That was crazy, right?

1028
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,120
Pop pop pop.

1029
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,240
He did like 15.

1030
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,720
And he was like 100 years old.

1031
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,400
Yeah, he was in his well, he was younger than we were.

1032
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,520
That dude has got to be embarrassed.

1033
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,880
He was like who was a Baptiste or something like that?

1034
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,080
No, who was the guy that charged Nolan Ryan?

1035
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,680
So look up, look up, Ryan, look up charged Nolan Ryan.

1036
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,680
That's it.

1037
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,920
Just add charged in front of that.

1038
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,780
And I guarantee you, we're going to get it immediately.

1039
00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,800
So Robin, there we go.

1040
00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:02,480
Ventura, 46 year old Nolan Ryan, a 46 year old.

1041
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,480
Oh, great.

1042
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,320
That's it right there.

1043
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,320
Comes after him.

1044
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,320
Yeah, he was a ranger at the time.

1045
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,320
Yeah, that's right.

1046
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,320
That's it right there.

1047
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,320
Plus, it was a white guy.

1048
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,320
Yeah.

1049
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,320
Here we go.

1050
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,320
What's with a headlock?

1051
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:22,560
You've got 46 year old Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan looks straight out of a sitcom actor

1052
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,600
that bam right in the arm right at him.

1053
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,600
There he comes.

1054
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,440
The young gun takes his hat off, takes someone off and then he has no plan.

1055
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,000
He just kind of I don't know what his plan was.

1056
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,040
And Nolan Ryan, he was beat the shit out of him.

1057
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,040
OK, sure thing.

1058
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,560
Dude, put some really good punch is actually both one punch.

1059
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,000
Get out of here, Pudge.

1060
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
No one doesn't need any help.

1061
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Bam.

1062
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
That one kind of skids off his head.

1063
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,480
How embarrassing.

1064
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,840
You almost you don't mess up.

1065
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:56,440
You almost have to pay, pay Nolan Ryan money to make that better than it was.

1066
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,040
So he gets there.

1067
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,040
Now this one's a good one.

1068
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:04,480
Oh, I hit him right in the face.

1069
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,480
Fighter flight, man.

1070
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,040
Yeah, that's good stuff.

1071
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,040
And then he's rescued.

1072
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,040
Yeah, no one runs on the ground.

1073
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:20,040
Yeah, but that was dude, it was epic.

1074
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,120
A hundred percent epic.

1075
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,120
I love it.

1076
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,120
Forty six years old.

1077
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,120
Oh my God.

1078
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,120
You know what?

1079
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,480
I never really the shit out of the guy.

1080
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,240
I never really saw the entire thing like that.

1081
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,480
I just I've always seen the clip where he's just punching him.

1082
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,520
This greatness, man.

1083
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,520
It really is.

1084
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,520
I'm going to buy more of his sausage.

1085
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,480
Well, you know, like the Nolan Ryan meat.

1086
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,480
Yeah.

1087
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480
Does he sell sausage?

1088
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,480
I don't know.

1089
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,480
Evidently, he sells steaks.

1090
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,720
You're the authority on sir.

1091
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,240
What are you implying there?

1092
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,240
I don't know.

1093
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,240
I just want Nolan Ryan sausage.

1094
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,440
I didn't say that.

1095
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,720
That's gonna be a drag.

1096
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,720
Jackass.

1097
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,720
It sounded like that.

1098
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,720
It's gonna be a sound bite.

1099
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,720
Sean saying that.

1100
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,720
Wonderful.

1101
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,720
Wonderful.

1102
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,720
All right.

1103
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,720
Moving on.

1104
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,720
All right.

1105
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,720
So we already said we're out on the NBA.

1106
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,720
We're out on Major League Baseball.

1107
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,040
I'm not out on on NFL.

1108
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,440
I'm not 100 percent out.

1109
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:20,880
OK, I would like you guys to get back into it because I think they learn their lesson

1110
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,120
from other other sports leagues.

1111
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,080
But I will tell you, if they haven't, I'm going to bail.

1112
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,880
I'm telling you, I'm going to bail.

1113
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,760
But let's talk about hockey.

1114
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,400
I like to get into hockey.

1115
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,240
Here's the thing.

1116
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,240
I find hockey.

1117
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,920
So I hold on.

1118
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:43,120
I find hockey so exciting to watch, especially in the playoffs, like Dawson is into it.

1119
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,120
Yeah, Dawson.

1120
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,640
I love so much fun.

1121
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,160
It doesn't matter what the team is.

1122
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,800
It's like it's insane.

1123
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,080
You can merely get sucked into the game.

1124
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,080
Right.

1125
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,160
And we watched a lot of playoff hockey.

1126
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,880
And it was here's what's cool about it.

1127
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:02,760
How often have you like your son says, hey, man, can we can we put on this like a sports,

1128
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,760
whatever it is, whatever league.

1129
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,200
And you're like, yeah, sure.

1130
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:10,840
And then you like the other son joins and my and my and your wife sits down and everybody's

1131
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,960
into it.

1132
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,960
How often does that happen?

1133
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,560
Well, have you ever gone to a stars game?

1134
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,560
Yeah, I have.

1135
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,560
I've been to a couple.

1136
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,080
I like it's better live than watching on TV.

1137
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,480
So I'm good either way.

1138
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:30,320
When they first came to Dallas, I the Dallas stars practice rank was really close to where

1139
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,320
I used to work.

1140
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,560
I used to work in a spirit place.

1141
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,320
I thought it was Dr. Pepper Center.

1142
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,320
No, no, no.

1143
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,840
In Frisco, it was at one point.

1144
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,840
Absolutely.

1145
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:39,840
It is now, but it's not.

1146
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,920
It wasn't back then.

1147
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:45,520
Back then it was located right next door to the the football practice areas in Valley

1148
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,520
Ranch Valley Ranch.

1149
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,920
OK, so they used to they used to frequent where I worked at all the time.

1150
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,920
Well, like the hitters like Humperdix Humperdix.

1151
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,320
What do you want to say the name of it?

1152
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,840
But yeah, OK, that's right.

1153
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,080
But you know, you're talking like, oh, my God, Mike.

1154
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,560
Yeah, we got Mike.

1155
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,160
Dono was Mike Madonna.

1156
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,440
I create Lugwig the hole.

1157
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,520
Brett hole was later on.

1158
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,840
But yeah, Brett hole was actually from St. Louis.

1159
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,480
Blurrion Hatcher, Darren Hatcher, the thug, the enforcer.

1160
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,080
Yeah, he's big, big, big.

1161
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,040
I remember Mike Dono is a big dude.

1162
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,320
He was the stars were some bad ass guys.

1163
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,640
They were and they they used to frequent that where I worked at.

1164
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,640
Yeah.

1165
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,480
And I used to and because I was up there in the in the DJ booth, I used to get tickets

1166
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,480
all the time.

1167
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,480
Oh, shit.

1168
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,480
All the time.

1169
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,640
I went to so many games and they never called me.

1170
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,040
Well, I didn't know you back then.

1171
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,800
I know they used to they used to get to me.

1172
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,280
They said, well, make sure you invite that.

1173
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,120
You know, they give me a list of the cocktail waitresses to take with me.

1174
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,120
No.

1175
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,840
They want me to invite you, you and you.

1176
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,840
It's up to you.

1177
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,600
You can go with me or not.

1178
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,200
Oh, what power you had right there.

1179
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,200
Right.

1180
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,600
And you're like, you know what?

1181
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,480
The stars are asking for you.

1182
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,480
What do you want to do?

1183
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,160
Stars at night are big and bright.

1184
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,640
Anyways, it was a lot of fun.

1185
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:15,920
And all those players back then, I saw the one that it went into like five overtimes

1186
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,520
and then at the very it was the San Jose Sharks.

1187
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,760
In fact, they have like the Guinness Book.

1188
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:21,760
It's a record.

1189
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,760
I don't know what's Guinness Book, but it's a record of the longest over times that they

1190
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:31,280
had and the most fights that they have had in a NHL game.

1191
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,960
Oh, yeah.

1192
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,320
The San Jose Sharks and the Dallas Stars.

1193
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,120
Yeah, I would absolutely be being you play five over times.

1194
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,880
I guarantee you're sick of whoever you're playing against.

1195
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,840
But where's the the new hockey rink?

1196
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,560
They didn't have the shootout.

1197
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,040
The new hockey rink.

1198
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,040
Where's the where the Dallas Stars play?

1199
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,040
The American Airlines.

1200
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,040
The American Airlines.

1201
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,040
Yeah, I'm assuming.

1202
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,040
That's where I've seen them at.

1203
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,040
You probably saw them at reunion.

1204
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,040
I don't even remember.

1205
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,040
I've seen them at AAC.

1206
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,040
Did they make the playoffs and get bounced or did they not make the playoffs?

1207
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,040
I don't think they made the playoffs this year.

1208
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,040
Oh, this year?

1209
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,040
I don't know.

1210
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,040
I don't know either.

1211
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,040
I haven't watched the stars.

1212
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,040
It was really fun to watch playoff hockey, man.

1213
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,040
Maybe we start maybe we have a hockey fancy league.

1214
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,040
And it's not over, by the way.

1215
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,040
They're still going.

1216
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,040
Right?

1217
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,040
I don't know.

1218
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,040
I don't know.

1219
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,040
I don't know.

1220
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,040
I don't know.

1221
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,640
It's not over, by the way, they're still going.

1222
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Right.

1223
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,640
I don't think it's over.

1224
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,640
Let's do a hockey fantasy league.

1225
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,640
There was a time.

1226
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,640
That would be fun.

1227
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,600
There was a time where I know the Stanley Cup was like all around Dallas.

1228
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,880
Except the ball is kind of flat.

1229
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,880
The ball.

1230
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,880
Yeah.

1231
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,880
There's the puck.

1232
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,880
Yeah, the ball.

1233
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,880
No, he's right.

1234
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:31,880
The ball that they hit on the ice.

1235
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,320
It's got a flat side.

1236
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,240
Yeah, it's it's well, one side's flat.

1237
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,240
Yeah.

1238
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,240
Are they both just one side?

1239
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,240
Right.

1240
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,880
Well, Paul, did you use to go to a dome?

1241
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,560
I played instructional hockey.

1242
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,520
It was the highlight of new sports for me.

1243
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,400
Yeah, it was so much fun.

1244
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,400
Yeah.

1245
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,400
It took you hurt.

1246
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,520
I didn't get hurt from hockey tickets.

1247
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,520
Well, I mean, it's you get hurt.

1248
00:37:53,520 --> 00:38:00,680
Most my friends that this was an instructional league, which means there was no actually

1249
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,160
no contact, no checking, nothing like that.

1250
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,840
And we only had one fight, which was pathetic.

1251
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,840
But it was fun.

1252
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,920
Which was you and the 12 year old on the other team.

1253
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,880
He was 11 and I knocked him down.

1254
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,480
His dad was like, he came out on the ice and I was like, fuck you up.

1255
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,680
And he was like, put your blade on his throat.

1256
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,680
I did.

1257
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,680
Yeah.

1258
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,680
Yeah.

1259
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,680
And he's still in the hospital.

1260
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,680
Yeah.

1261
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,040
It's amazing how sharp those blades are on the ice skates.

1262
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:31,000
Actually, our best player in a D league game, we were instructional.

1263
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,560
And then the next league is D and then CBA.

1264
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,560
Right.

1265
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,120
Anyway, he got a really serious cut.

1266
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,880
He was on the on the ice and something happened.

1267
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,520
Somebody went over him and he had a really serious cut from a blade.

1268
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,560
I don't I don't remember where it was, but it was like significant where he had like

1269
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,560
stitches and stuff.

1270
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,840
So you seen the footage where the guy's throat got sliced?

1271
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,840
Oh, shit, man.

1272
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,160
That's not that's that's for real, man.

1273
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,160
No, it did.

1274
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,560
There was I think it was NHL.

1275
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,560
Was it?

1276
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,560
Yeah.

1277
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,560
Guy.

1278
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,560
Like a freak thing.

1279
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,560
Yeah, it was a freak thing.

1280
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,600
A skate one across his throat and it's a really harsh whiskey.

1281
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,600
Yeah.

1282
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,120
That that last swig I had was.

1283
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,080
Oh, you don't like Uncle Nearest anymore.

1284
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,200
No, no, I'm not saying that.

1285
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,000
I took a big swig right now.

1286
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,720
It's kind of fun when you did it just.

1287
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:16,720
Yeah, it's come.

1288
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,800
It's a hunter proof, but it's a hot hunter proof for some reason.

1289
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,800
Yeah.

1290
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,440
I'm feeling this more than I felt.

1291
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,840
No, that's impossible.

1292
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,560
Did you bring up rebel yellow as well?

1293
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,560
No, it's been here.

1294
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,040
It's been where it's not been sitting there.

1295
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,800
It's been here the whole time, literally the whole time.

1296
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,360
And you're not very observant at all.

1297
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,560
Anyway, moving on.

1298
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,640
OK, sounds like we can finish that.

1299
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,640
We could.

1300
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,440
Well, did your boys like finish one off the other night?

1301
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,200
I don't know how many people were on it, but a full tankard was gone.

1302
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,960
Well, you had like some sort of sorority gathering at four o'clock in the morning.

1303
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,960
Apparently five or four.

1304
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,960
Yeah, it was four.

1305
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,960
I went to bed at four.

1306
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:55,960
It was not a good.

1307
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,960
It was no bueno.

1308
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:57,960
No bueno.

1309
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,960
Did you get up the next day for church?

1310
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,960
It was fun up until four.

1311
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,320
That was a Friday night.

1312
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,320
Saturday.

1313
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,280
Saturday, I slept in till probably almost eleven.

1314
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,880
Four to eleven.

1315
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,920
Yeah, four to eleven.

1316
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,720
That's not bad.

1317
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:12,720
No.

1318
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:16,200
And I was just tired because I honestly didn't have that much to drink.

1319
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,680
I mean, you know, that's what we always say.

1320
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,800
But I was playing.

1321
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,080
I was playing around the world.

1322
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:28,120
I was playing around the world basketball with my middle son and we were I was streaming

1323
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,400
music into my hearing aids.

1324
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:34,040
He was streaming music into his earphones and we were telling each other what songs

1325
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,720
that we had to listen to.

1326
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,760
And so I didn't hear anything that was going on anywhere else.

1327
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,600
And I was acting completely oblivious.

1328
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,600
Right.

1329
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,600
I didn't want to know.

1330
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,600
I didn't want to care.

1331
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,240
I was having fun with my son playing basketball.

1332
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:48,160
Well, it turns out that there were girls.

1333
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:53,640
My oldest son had girls over and they were in the pool at four a.m. and they were splashing,

1334
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,960
splashing and yelling and carrying on.

1335
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:02,680
And and and so, yeah, we all got in trouble by the police or by the wife.

1336
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,600
Yeah, she was hot.

1337
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,400
She was pissed.

1338
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,400
She was pissed for our neighbors.

1339
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,600
And I don't blame her.

1340
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,160
Yeah, dude, I was out of it.

1341
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,120
You know, I was just sober.

1342
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,120
I wasn't paying attention.

1343
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,120
I well, I wasn't sober.

1344
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,400
No, I wasn't sober, but I definitely wasn't shit faced.

1345
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,120
So back to this hockey thing.

1346
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,680
Are the playoffs about to happen?

1347
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,680
They're going on.

1348
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,320
They are deep, deep in the playoffs.

1349
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,320
If not, maybe the stars out.

1350
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,640
I don't think ever made it.

1351
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,640
OK, well, yeah.

1352
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,360
Once you look that up, look up hockey hockey scores.

1353
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,440
I would love to know who's still in it because I would like to watch a couple more games.

1354
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,680
You know, I used to be a huge fan before the Stars game.

1355
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,280
I used to be a huge fan of the New York.

1356
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,280
Here we go.

1357
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,280
Today's final was I'm sorry.

1358
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,280
I didn't mean to cut you off there.

1359
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,320
Lightning, lightning against the Hurricanes.

1360
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,640
We're in game five.

1361
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,760
Oh, it's over.

1362
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,760
Lightning won four to one.

1363
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,760
So is it over?

1364
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,200
Over Golden Knights?

1365
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,200
Where are they from?

1366
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,640
That Syracuse?

1367
00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,640
That would be Vegas.

1368
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:00,640
Oh, that's close.

1369
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,640
OK, so we're in the finals.

1370
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,640
No, not the finals.

1371
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,640
The semifinals.

1372
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:12,720
Have you ever heard the trivia question of name the sports teams that don't end in the

1373
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:13,720
letter S?

1374
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:14,720
No.

1375
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:15,720
All right.

1376
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,720
Hold on.

1377
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,720
What's going on?

1378
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:18,720
I've never heard that.

1379
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,720
Can you can you scroll up a little bit because I can't.

1380
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,640
Well, I see and a period to Tampa Bay Lightning.

1381
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,640
There's a game going on right now.

1382
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,720
That's one Tampa Bay Lightning is one.

1383
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:31,560
Can you name sports teams that don't have Washington football?

1384
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,560
Team two to two.

1385
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,560
All right.

1386
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,560
Well, there's two.

1387
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,560
Yeah.

1388
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,560
Yeah.

1389
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,560
The White Sox, Red Sox.

1390
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,560
All right.

1391
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,560
You know.

1392
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,560
Oh, no.

1393
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,560
So OK, so it's not the same.

1394
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,920
There's not four teams left.

1395
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,440
There are eight teams left.

1396
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,440
It's quarterfinal.

1397
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,440
There you go.

1398
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,440
The Avalanche is the one other one.

1399
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,440
Or did I say that?

1400
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,440
Colorado Avalanche, Tampa Bay Lightning.

1401
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,000
Where the Jets from?

1402
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,480
Is that New York?

1403
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,480
That's a football game.

1404
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,480
But where the Jets?

1405
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,480
That's a good question.

1406
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,720
Where the I've never heard of a hockey team called the Jets.

1407
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:01,720
The Winnipeg Jets.

1408
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:02,720
There you go.

1409
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,720
Winnipeg Winnipeg.

1410
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:04,720
Yeah.

1411
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,720
We're not always the Jets, were they?

1412
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,720
I don't know.

1413
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:07,720
They've always been the Jets.

1414
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:08,720
Are you sure?

1415
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,720
Yeah.

1416
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,720
It was like the Winnipeg shotguns.

1417
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,720
They're like, oh, we can't have that anymore.

1418
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,720
We have to make it the Jets.

1419
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,720
Winnipeg.

1420
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,720
The Winnipeg AR 15.

1421
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:17,720
Yeah.

1422
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,720
Are you sure?

1423
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,120
I've never heard of that, but I've not been a hockey fan.

1424
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,640
Yeah, I'm not a huge hockey fan.

1425
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,640
So what other?

1426
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,920
What about Miami Heat?

1427
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,640
Doesn't end in an S.

1428
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,640
You're still on this.

1429
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,640
The Chicago Bull?

1430
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,640
Tennessee Titans.

1431
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,640
Wow.

1432
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,640
Nice.

1433
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,640
Right.

1434
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,640
Nice.

1435
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,640
Well, cheek lifter.

1436
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,440
Yeah, cheek lift.

1437
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440
Thank you.

1438
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,640
So, Mr. Producer, we have teams that don't end in the letter S.

1439
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,640
Hold on.

1440
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,160
What sport are we going with?

1441
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,640
Miami, at this point, right?

1442
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,320
Yeah, it's actually all of them.

1443
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,320
I think there's like seven.

1444
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,440
It's supposed to be like, you know.

1445
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,680
OK, let's start with basketball.

1446
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,680
So the Heat.

1447
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,680
Miami Heat.

1448
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,680
We're going to go with.

1449
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,680
Thunder.

1450
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,520
What's Toronto's team?

1451
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,520
The Raptors.

1452
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,520
Isn't that the Oklahoma Thunder?

1453
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,520
That's it.

1454
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,520
That's good.

1455
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,520
OK, see Thunder.

1456
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,520
Oh, nice.

1457
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,520
The Thunder.

1458
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,520
Jets.

1459
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,520
The Jets.

1460
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,520
The Jets.

1461
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,520
The Jets.

1462
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,520
The Thunder.

1463
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,520
Jazz.

1464
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,520
The Jazz.

1465
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,520
There you go.

1466
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,520
Nailed it.

1467
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,520
Right.

1468
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,520
Thank you.

1469
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520
It's good.

1470
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,520
Thank you.

1471
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,520
Oakland Raider.

1472
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,120
You suck at this game.

1473
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,120
They're not going to tell us.

1474
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,120
Sorry.

1475
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,120
The producers look right there.

1476
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,120
The Magic, the Jazz, Orlando Magic.

1477
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,640
I'll be giving all of them right there.

1478
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,640
This is avalachia.

1479
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,640
Minnesota Wild.

1480
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,640
I haven't even heard of those.

1481
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,480
OK, well, they were in the playoffs, by the way.

1482
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,480
Minnesota Wild.

1483
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,800
I saw that empty void after the Dallas Stars left.

1484
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,800
Yes, correct.

1485
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,800
Interesting.

1486
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800
Yeah.

1487
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,800
So we named them all.

1488
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,800
We were good.

1489
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,800
Oh.

1490
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800
Outside of the wild.

1491
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,800
Hold on.

1492
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800
Pump the pranks.

1493
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,800
What's going on over there?

1494
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,800
I think I might have some hiccups.

1495
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,800
Oh, no.

1496
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,280
Well, you had a little vacuum going on again.

1497
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,280
Mom?

1498
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
Yeah?

1499
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,280
You sucked in your net.

1500
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,280
I did a reverse burp.

1501
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,280
He's got this.

1502
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,960
There's some, you got a black hole in there, buddy.

1503
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,240
Listen, I did a reverse burp, and I think it might have spasmed my diaphragm.

1504
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:28,560
I told you, there it is.

1505
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,600
My spasm, my diaphragm, which is what a hiccup is, a spasm of your diaphragm.

1506
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,600
Did you know that?

1507
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,600
Yes, I did.

1508
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,880
And you have to get it back in sync with your body.

1509
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,880
Yes, you do.

1510
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,880
And the only way to apparently do that is to have Sean scare the shit out of you.

1511
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,880
No.

1512
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,880
You did it before.

1513
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,880
And it worked.

1514
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,880
And it worked.

1515
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,880
I won't show you.

1516
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,600
What you're supposed to do is hold your breath and flex your stomach.

1517
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,600
Does that work?

1518
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,920
So that's what I'm going to try for the next two minutes.

1519
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,240
My wife says stick your tongue out and say the word fish.

1520
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,320
You know, what works?

1521
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,320
Stick your tongue out and say the word fish.

1522
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,320
Oh, God.

1523
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,320
Everybody knows.

1524
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:10,720
You're supposed to lather your balls with peanut butter and let the dog lick it and

1525
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,720
it gets rid of all the hiccups.

1526
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,560
How many times do I do this?

1527
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
I don't know.

1528
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,560
Fifth.

1529
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,560
Just one time.

1530
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,560
Fifth.

1531
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,560
You're not supposed to open your mouth like that.

1532
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,560
You're supposed to open your mouth like Joker.

1533
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,560
Why not?

1534
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,560
He said stick your tongue out.

1535
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,560
Yeah.

1536
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,560
Well, you know, that.

1537
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,560
Good job.

1538
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,480
Why is that so funny to you?

1539
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,480
I don't understand.

1540
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,480
I don't know.

1541
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,480
I'll be damned.

1542
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,160
I don't have the hiccups anymore, brother.

1543
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,160
They're gone.

1544
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,400
I'm doing that from now on.

1545
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,080
I'm going to be in a meeting at work.

1546
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,080
What is that?

1547
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,080
I'm going to be in a meeting at work.

1548
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,560
I'm going to be like, what is that ass mouth movie?

1549
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,360
The Caterpillar, the human caterpillar.

1550
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,240
The human centipede.

1551
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,080
That's the noise they made when they were hooked together.

1552
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,080
Oh, I never.

1553
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,080
I had never.

1554
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,560
I had never heard that.

1555
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,160
Stick your tongue out and say the word fish.

1556
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:08,200
Guys, our audience, you're learning like critical, critical life skills here.

1557
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,400
It is life skills.

1558
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,680
Oh, my God.

1559
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,680
That's fantastic.

1560
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,680
It works.

1561
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,680
Jeff was able to pound his down, his drink that is.

1562
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,680
We're asking for a Montucky.

1563
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,680
Is that what we're doing here?

1564
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,680
Montucky.

1565
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,640
Where eight percent goes back to local charities.

1566
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Yeah.

1567
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,360
And only four percent goes into your body.

1568
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,960
But they put it on the can to make you think it's an eight percent beer.

1569
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,960
I know.

1570
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,720
They're not trying to be misleading.

1571
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:33,720
I don't think so.

1572
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:37,400
I mean, how many people can believe that a light lager is eight percent?

1573
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,400
Sean.

1574
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,400
I did.

1575
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,400
I was like, look at this.

1576
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,400
I did, too.

1577
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400
When I first bought it.

1578
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,400
You idiot.

1579
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,400
What?

1580
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,400
What's wrong with you?

1581
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,520
It all started when I was five.

1582
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,920
I thought you were an I.P.A. expert with that.

1583
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,920
Oh, that's a good.

1584
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,080
I'll tell you what.

1585
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,080
We used to indulge in a lot of I.P.A.

1586
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,160
And I wasn't an expert, but God bless it.

1587
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,840
My checkbook would would argue otherwise.

1588
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,880
I'm not a big I.P.A. fan.

1589
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,560
I remember going to Dragon's Fire.

1590
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,160
That is not an I.P.A.

1591
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Dragon's Milk.

1592
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,160
It's an Imperial style.

1593
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,160
It's a stout.

1594
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:16,240
But I remember going to I can't remember what I can't remember what bar it was.

1595
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:19,560
But you ordered an I.P.A. and it smelled like cat urine.

1596
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,240
Oh, and you're like, this is terrible.

1597
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,240
It's cat urine.

1598
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:24,240
It's smell.

1599
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:25,240
It does.

1600
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,240
It smelled like cat urine.

1601
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,240
We would.

1602
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:34,400
We buy like a flight and it would come with like four small Glencairn glasses, basically.

1603
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,400
And you picked it.

1604
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,200
And I swear to God, it smelled like cat urine.

1605
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,400
It's disgusting.

1606
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,360
And then we went back like three or four months later and he kept buying it.

1607
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,360
He ordered it again.

1608
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,720
He's like, this is the one that smells like cat piss.

1609
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:46,720
Oh, you forgot.

1610
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,680
Well, you can't remember them all.

1611
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,680
There's so many.

1612
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,680
Yeah, there are.

1613
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,680
There are.

1614
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,880
It tasted bad, too.

1615
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:53,880
That's true.

1616
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:54,880
But why?

1617
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,360
How could they stay in business if their if their beer tastes like cat urine?

1618
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,320
Well, it smelled like cat urine.

1619
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,320
It did not taste good.

1620
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,640
Some people have a have acquired taste for it.

1621
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:04,640
Right.

1622
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,760
Well, I guess you have to have it that way.

1623
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,280
Otherwise, it makes no sense.

1624
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaking of cat urine, I tell you, man, I am I am so sick of my cat peeing.

1625
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:22,880
You know, the cat probably does ninety nine percent of its peas in where it's supposed

1626
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,960
to go.

1627
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:30,480
But it's just like that that once a month that it stinks so bad once every two weeks

1628
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,280
where it's just kind of like it goes where?

1629
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,920
Well, sometimes it'll piss on my on the bed.

1630
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,480
Oh, like right in the middle of the sheets.

1631
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,480
Not cool.

1632
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:46,080
You leave a towel after you shower on the floor, not to be confused with like a shower

1633
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,920
mat because you have a shower mat.

1634
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,120
She won't pee on that.

1635
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:53,400
But if you leave your towel, you know, wipe yourself off, throw the towel, she'll pee

1636
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,400
on that.

1637
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,600
Actually, that's better than on the floor.

1638
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,120
Well, it's tile.

1639
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,120
So it doesn't fucking matter.

1640
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:03,480
But my point is, if you want to pee on something on a towel, yeah, but you got to you got to

1641
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,480
discard the towel.

1642
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,440
I mean, it's just you know, it doesn't matter.

1643
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,240
I just don't want it to pee on the floor.

1644
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240
Get rid of the cat.

1645
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,240
Amen, brother.

1646
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,240
How old is the cat?

1647
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:12,240
I fucking hate cats.

1648
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,240
I hate them.

1649
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,240
I don't want to.

1650
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:15,240
I don't hate the cat.

1651
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:16,680
I hate them because I'm allergic to them.

1652
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,680
So I hate cats.

1653
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,320
I used to have a cat.

1654
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,960
It belongs to my daughter.

1655
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,800
She moved out and left the cat.

1656
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,800
You take it to her.

1657
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,800
No.

1658
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,800
You take it to her.

1659
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,800
You say here.

1660
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,800
Why did she take the cat with her?

1661
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,840
Because it pees on towels.

1662
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,200
No, no, I'm sorry.

1663
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,440
Well, first off, no cat's ever going to be in any house that I ever live in because I'm

1664
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,440
allergic to cats.

1665
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,120
Well, that's so that makes it easy.

1666
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,700
That makes it really easy.

1667
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:44,240
But dude, if any of my and many of my children buy some sort of animal, I don't care what

1668
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:49,680
it is, an iguana, a snake, a dog, this or that, and they leave it with me.

1669
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:50,920
Hell no.

1670
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,000
You bought the damn thing.

1671
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
You're taking it with you.

1672
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I'm not I'm not dealing with.

1673
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,760
Well, she didn't buy the cat was actually a gift.

1674
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,040
Well, you know what?

1675
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,600
Then you gift it to somebody else.

1676
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,680
Well, that's what I was considering.

1677
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:06,920
You know, in fact, I had put an ad on Facebook offering, you know, I had a fantastic picture

1678
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,600
of the cat and we can't go wrong.

1679
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,640
Peace wherever people want to want to the cat.

1680
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,680
But you know, it got shut down because my daughter.

1681
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,440
Well, you know, it's her cat.

1682
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,320
And look, I'm stuck in a bad position, but I can't tell you, I can't stand that fucking

1683
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,320
cat.

1684
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,080
It makes the entire upper the second floor of my house.

1685
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080
Yeah, stink.

1686
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,120
It smells like frickin cat pee.

1687
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,120
How old is it now?

1688
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,120
Done.

1689
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,080
Four or five years old.

1690
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,880
At least.

1691
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,680
My cat lived 19 years.

1692
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,680
Good Lord.

1693
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,000
What a nightmare.

1694
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,200
I'll euthanize it.

1695
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:45,440
Tell your daughter she got six months to find a new home for this cat.

1696
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,840
Give her a timeline or or it's going to last three months.

1697
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:54,120
Give her three months to find a new a new house for it or you're putting it upward.

1698
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,160
You taking it to the what do you call it?

1699
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,280
The more SPC.

1700
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,720
The pet morgue.

1701
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,280
No, the SPCA.

1702
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280
Exactly.

1703
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,280
Now do it.

1704
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,280
I mean, I mean, I have no.

1705
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,120
I have no idea where it's at.

1706
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,000
Actually, what I would do is I would box everything up and take it to her and say, here you go.

1707
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,800
Yeah, no, I mean, I'm not going to.

1708
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,480
I'm OK with an ultimatum, right?

1709
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,480
Three months.

1710
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,280
You have three months to take care of this.

1711
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,280
It can't stay here.

1712
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,280
Yeah, look, I get it.

1713
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,280
I get it.

1714
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,280
I get it.

1715
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,280
I get it.

1716
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,480
You should, man.

1717
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,480
But there's a lot of moving parts.

1718
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:30,360
You know, I got my other daughter that likes the cat in the house.

1719
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,840
You know, people I mean, we'll get rid of her too.

1720
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,840
Do you like the cat?

1721
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,240
Oh, no, he does not like the cat.

1722
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,240
That's actually.

1723
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,240
So there you go.

1724
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:39,240
Yeah, no bueno.

1725
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,240
So what about your wife?

1726
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,240
Who wins?

1727
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,920
What does your wife feel about the cat?

1728
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:44,920
My wife wins.

1729
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,280
Well, as it pees on her bed.

1730
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,400
How does she feel about the cat?

1731
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,400
She likes it.

1732
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,360
Well, the pisses are off, but it's my daughter's and my wife is.

1733
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,720
Well, you're not getting rid of it.

1734
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:53,720
You're giving it to her.

1735
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:54,720
That's right.

1736
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,240
My wife doesn't live there anymore.

1737
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,720
Or you're accidentally knifing it.

1738
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,960
Is a martyr when it comes to the kids.

1739
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:02,960
No, I understand.

1740
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,360
She'll fall on a sword a thousand times.

1741
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,440
I know that she wants the best for them and all their feelings and all that kind of stuff.

1742
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,440
All right.

1743
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,600
But there's a point where you get a little bit of tough love.

1744
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,600
Yeah.

1745
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,880
You know, I told you three months.

1746
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,640
Give her three months or I get rid of it for you.

1747
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,840
Or I bring it to your house and it's yours.

1748
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:20,840
Yeah.

1749
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,200
I say you do it, man.

1750
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,200
All right.

1751
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,720
I'd be 100% in on that plan.

1752
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:26,720
Dropping in a.

1753
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:27,720
So September three phase.

1754
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,960
We want an update in your in your one horsepower disposal.

1755
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,320
No, I wouldn't do that.

1756
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,320
I know you wouldn't.

1757
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,280
I'd put in a subject.

1758
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,120
There's some sick people that do that kind of shit.

1759
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,120
There is.

1760
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,600
Yeah, there's some bad people out there that bullshit with that.

1761
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,600
I don't understand.

1762
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,600
I wouldn't do that.

1763
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,760
I don't understand either.

1764
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:49,400
And I'm so sweet with the cat all the time, you know, but even though I'm sweet with the

1765
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:55,080
cat, you know, if I'm cross with it, I mean, I was cross with the cat like one time I went

1766
00:53:55,080 --> 00:54:00,000
up and laid on the bed and the cat was there and I was like, you get down.

1767
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,240
She got up there peed on the fucking bed in front of me.

1768
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,240
Good for her.

1769
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,240
She took a shit.

1770
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:05,240
She took a shit on you.

1771
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:08,240
Oh, she just peed.

1772
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,240
Actually, my dog did that.

1773
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,520
I told you that.

1774
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,520
Yeah.

1775
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,520
It shit on you.

1776
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,520
No, didn't shit on me.

1777
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520
She peed.

1778
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,520
She peed.

1779
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,520
I told you this story.

1780
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,520
So you lost.

1781
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,280
Yeah, I was hanging out with my neighbor.

1782
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,400
We're having a beer and she was glaring at me the whole time.

1783
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,400
I shit you not.

1784
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,520
You glaring at me the whole time and I'm laughing about it.

1785
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,000
I'm like, don't glare at me.

1786
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,800
Anyway, he leaves and that's when I needed to come.

1787
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:37,040
I think I was coming over here to do something and I left and she got down.

1788
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,360
My wife is laying on the sofa.

1789
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:45,880
She gets down off the sofa, squats in front of my wife, in front of the TV, pees and jumps

1790
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,600
back on the sofa.

1791
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,600
My wife was like, what did you just do?

1792
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,260
My dog was like, you know what?

1793
00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:55,280
My dog was like, you're going to do that shit?

1794
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,280
Okay.

1795
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,280
Pets get hold of grudge.

1796
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,280
Oh my God.

1797
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,280
She's a vindictive little bitch.

1798
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,280
Pets get hold of grudge.

1799
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:05,920
She would put, like cats, they could survive on their own over a long weekend by themselves.

1800
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,920
You give them plenty of food and plenty of water, they're fine.

1801
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:08,920
Sure.

1802
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,920
In a clean litter box.

1803
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:10,920
Yeah.

1804
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,560
But whenever we did that, we'd be gone for a couple of days.

1805
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,320
They'd come back and he would be, he'd give some serious attitude.

1806
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,320
Yeah.

1807
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,320
Serious attitude.

1808
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,160
That is absolutely a true thing.

1809
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,120
She would be vindictive, man.

1810
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,120
Yeah.

1811
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:30,000
And she would be honorary and she'd get into the trash and she'd tear up stuff and she'd

1812
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,040
be like, all like pissy about it.

1813
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,520
You think we're going to pay attention.

1814
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,520
Oh yeah.

1815
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,520
Leave again.

1816
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,840
Watch what happens.

1817
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,240
She's getting better with that there.

1818
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,120
Oh, she's getting much better.

1819
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,120
Much much better.

1820
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,780
She's learned her place now.

1821
00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:50,520
She knows that when we leave, if she watches us leave in the car, it's important.

1822
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:55,400
It's very important that she sees us leave in the car because if we walk out the back

1823
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,840
gate, like our church is right behind our house.

1824
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,160
So we walk out the back gate.

1825
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:03,320
Well, we have to close the doggy door because she starts to maul the fence.

1826
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,320
Right.

1827
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:09,560
She's digging at it knowing that we're on the other side of the gate and she's got left

1828
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,560
behind.

1829
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,560
You need to kennel, kennel.

1830
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,280
No, I just, I just shut the doggy door and she doesn't do anything.

1831
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,040
She gets, she jumps up on the sofa and she pouts.

1832
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,240
She doesn't tear up anything.

1833
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,240
She urinates.

1834
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,040
Oh, she, yeah, she urinates.

1835
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,040
Yeah.

1836
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,640
No, she doesn't.

1837
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,640
Anyway.

1838
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:34,560
Well, speaking of dogs and bitches, speaking of bitches, you know that Yale, they got the

1839
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:42,160
lecture, the psychiatrist who went out and was on the internet saying she wanted to shoot

1840
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,160
white people.

1841
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,360
It was a zoom call.

1842
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:49,120
She was given a presentation to Yale medical students.

1843
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,560
Wow.

1844
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,560
Like an audience.

1845
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560
Yale medical students.

1846
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,800
Like an auditorium of people.

1847
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800
It was a zoom call.

1848
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,560
So, Dr. Aruna Kalani.

1849
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:00,560
What were the, what were the exact?

1850
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:06,280
A forensic psychiatrist and psychoanalyst with a private practice in New York and not

1851
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,440
affiliated with Yale.

1852
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:13,040
Was invited to do a lecture on April 6th as part of the School of Medicine's ground rounds,

1853
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,240
grand rounds, according to the New York Times.

1854
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:21,840
So a flyer for the online talk titled The Psychopathic Problem of the White Mind described

1855
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:26,360
its learning objectives as understanding how white people are psychologically dependent

1856
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,440
on black rage.

1857
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,440
Oh.

1858
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:34,080
We're psychologically dependent on black rage.

1859
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:40,400
At one point in the lecture, Kalani described how she fantasized, has fantasies of unloading

1860
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:45,000
a revolver into the head of any white person that got in my way, burying their body and

1861
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:51,520
wiping my bloody hands as I walked away relatively guiltless with a bounce in my step.

1862
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,320
Like I did the world a fucking favor.

1863
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,320
And my comments were misconstrued is what she just said.

1864
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,000
How do you misconstrued that?

1865
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,480
Can you, can you, those were the exact quote of what she said?

1866
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,320
Kalani said, I want you to say that one more time.

1867
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,320
One more time.

1868
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,320
Which, well, she said, unload a revolver.

1869
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:14,720
At one point in the lecture, Kalani described how she has fantasies of, quote, unloading

1870
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:20,420
a revolver into the head of a white person that got in my way, burying their bodies and

1871
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:27,200
wiping my bloody hands as I walked away relatively guiltless with a bounce in my step.

1872
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,440
And I did the world a fucking favor.

1873
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:35,240
Kalani said, talking to white people about the subject of race is a waste of our breath.

1874
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:41,080
Adding, we are asked, we're asking a demented violent predator who thinks that they are

1875
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:46,080
a saint or a superhero to accept responsibility and ain't going to happen.

1876
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,080
Okay.

1877
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:51,000
Well, no, I can see now how her comments could have been misconstrued.

1878
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I don't.

1879
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,520
Are you kidding me?

1880
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,520
Fuck no.

1881
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,480
She should, she should, I mean, you talk about.

1882
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,480
There's calls for her to be disbarred.

1883
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,480
Everything.

1884
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,160
Well, in an email on Saturday, everything should be thrown at her right now.

1885
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:06,160
Her words were taken out of context to control the narrative, explaining the lecture.

1886
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:07,160
Really?

1887
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,760
Used to provocate as a tool for real engagement.

1888
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:15,760
I was, my speaking metaphorically about my own anger was a method for people to reflect

1889
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,320
on negative feelings, to normalize negative feelings.

1890
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,920
Because if you don't, it will turn into a violent action.

1891
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:22,920
Yeah.

1892
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,920
Like what you just said.

1893
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,920
Yeah.

1894
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,720
I'd learn the revolver in some white person's head.

1895
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,480
That is skipping away.

1896
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,840
That's such crap.

1897
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,320
That's such crap.

1898
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:37,520
Everything, everything should be thrown at her from a cancel culture perspective and

1899
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:43,240
losing her job and all the shit that happens to people that say like things that are way

1900
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,240
less inflammatory than that.

1901
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,840
And look at her.

1902
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:52,840
She's got a she's got the fucking horse face.

1903
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,880
Yeah, whatever.

1904
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,320
So nice lips, though.

1905
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,320
I wonder.

1906
00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,320
Really?

1907
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,200
I wonder what's going to happen to her.

1908
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,200
Nothing.

1909
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,200
Absolutely nothing.

1910
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,840
I think I think the medical community should go.

1911
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,320
Yeah, you don't need to be.

1912
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,320
Well, it should be.

1913
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,960
I don't know what the therapist is.

1914
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,600
You don't need to be a therapist to anyone.

1915
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,600
Hell no.

1916
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:20,160
The thing about it is that her position and quote me if I'm wrong, but her position, you

1917
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:26,040
had to take her class to be able to step up into this particular job.

1918
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,040
Probably.

1919
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,480
No, not probably.

1920
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,480
It was.

1921
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,760
Let me see here.

1922
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,560
So it was a requirement to hear her lecture.

1923
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,560
Yes.

1924
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:40,280
So did she teach or was it just a lecture guest lecture spot?

1925
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:45,000
So several faculty members expressed concern at Kalani's remarks in the lecture after consulting

1926
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,520
with the chairwoman of the Child Study Center and reviewing the recording.

1927
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:55,280
They deemed the tone in content antithetical to the values of the school.

1928
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,320
The recording can now be accessed.

1929
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:02,520
OK, Nicholas, I'm trying to find out what what class she taught, because there was something

1930
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:03,520
that she was in control.

1931
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,600
I don't think she I don't think she taught a class.

1932
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:11,760
Well, there was something that she lectured that you had to take in order to get something

1933
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:17,760
and the kind of like one of the last and she had like a monopoly on it, whatever it was.

1934
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,320
Well, it sounds like they're coming down hard on her.

1935
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:26,680
And I appreciate that, because can you imagine any white professor saying something like

1936
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,760
that about any non white person?

1937
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,760
Any race.

1938
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:32,760
Unbelievable.

1939
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:33,760
You pick it.

1940
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:34,760
Yeah.

1941
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:35,760
That would be unbelievable.

1942
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,760
Yeah.

1943
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,760
What?

1944
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,760
What about the poem?

1945
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,760
Wow, we've got a we got many.

1946
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:48,760
We got a young man who is the son of Mr. Jeff.

1947
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:49,760
All right.

1948
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:53,760
Well, I'm I'm going to want to probably do an additional.

1949
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,760
So you're not going to do Uncle nearest?

1950
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,760
I'm glad I got to experience.

1951
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,760
Oh, great.

1952
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,760
So that's going to end up on the shelf of shame.

1953
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,760
No.

1954
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,760
Why is everything I buy end up on the shelf of shame?

1955
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,760
I think I think it's a racist conspiracy.

1956
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,760
I think that your prior choices were horseshit.

1957
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,760
Really?

1958
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,760
But this one really, this one's not bad.

1959
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:18,760
Really?

1960
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,760
No, I like this one.

1961
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:21,760
Yeah.

1962
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,760
Yeah, I actually do.

1963
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,760
If I got another drink, would it make you feel better?

1964
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,760
This one was only seven ninety nine.

1965
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:34,760
Oh, well, I'm going to get some rebel yell.

1966
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,760
Yeah, let's pause.

1967
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,760
So they have a so the rebel yell, which is crazy.

1968
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,760
I may have mentioned this before, but it was called rebel rebel.

1969
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,760
And now it's called rebel because they took off the fucking yell

1970
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,760
because with the rebel yell, she got more.

1971
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,760
They took up yell on the bottle.

1972
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,760
Well, you have the oh, it's on the bottle.

1973
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,760
It's on the bottle.

1974
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,760
You know why? Because they made those a long time ago.

1975
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,760
But the label, they can change right away.

1976
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,760
Yeah.

1977
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,760
No shit.

1978
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,760
So the bottles are going to stop showing rebel yell.

1979
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,760
They may.

1980
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:10,760
I think they will.

1981
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,760
Look at that.

1982
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:12,760
There's about there it is.

1983
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,760
It did say rebel yell.

1984
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,760
Really?

1985
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,760
So they thought by taking off the word yell, it would disassociate

1986
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,760
itself from civil war.

1987
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:28,760
Well, I mean, I don't really know all the rebel would would be OK.

1988
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:29,760
Jeff rebel yell.

1989
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:33,760
Jeff would be a good person to ask about that because there could be

1990
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,760
rebel yell was absolutely a civil war thing for the Confederate Army.

1991
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:38,760
Yeah.

1992
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,760
I mean, you could have Billy Idol kind of saying, hey, man, that's my name,

1993
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:42,760
my song.

1994
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:50,760
You know, I was like, well, so rebel SC Gwynn, the stone was Stonewall Jackson.

1995
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,760
Stonewall Jackson is an interesting story.

1996
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,760
Yes.

1997
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,760
Oh, shit.

1998
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,760
I just poured a fucking drink.

1999
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:57,760
Yeah.

2000
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:58,760
I'm not.

2001
01:03:58,760 --> 01:03:59,760
No, no, no.

2002
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:00,760
Don't you dare.

2003
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:01,760
Where did you get that?

2004
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,760
Don't you dare pour that back into the bottle.

2005
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:05,760
I got it.

2006
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,760
Our sixty eight bourbons out there.

2007
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,760
I will hurt you if you pour that back into the bottle.

2008
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,760
It looks kind of scary.

2009
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:13,760
I don't remember it.

2010
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,760
Does it have coconut?

2011
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,760
It's called wildcatter.

2012
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,760
I've never seen it before in my life.

2013
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,760
Aged eight years.

2014
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:23,760
Is this old Williamsburg coconut?

2015
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,760
No, it's not.

2016
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,760
Wildcatter's coconut bourbon.

2017
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,760
I've never seen this before.

2018
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:31,760
We've had it.

2019
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,760
Well, I think it was on the podcast.

2020
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:34,760
You guys didn't invite me to.

2021
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,760
You've been in every single one of the podcasts.

2022
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,760
Every single one.

2023
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,760
Really?

2024
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:39,760
Really?

2025
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,760
Really?

2026
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:41,760
I don't remember it.

2027
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,760
So that's why I grabbed it.

2028
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,760
Oh, I don't remember.

2029
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,760
That's why I grabbed it.

2030
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:48,760
There's a lot left.

2031
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,760
So I don't know if we didn't like it.

2032
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,760
We're just like, yeah, or what?

2033
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,760
But Sean, I'll let you know how it is.

2034
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,760
You've already poured a gallon of rebel yell.

2035
01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,760
What do you call that?

2036
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,760
A Gling Clarence?

2037
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:03,760
I poured it to the jugular.

2038
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,760
Oh, very nice.

2039
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,760
What's the proof on this?

2040
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:08,760
This rebel yell.

2041
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,760
It's only 90, but man, what a wonderful smell.

2042
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:16,760
Very we got a lot of hints of vanilla and the smell of a microphone.

2043
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,760
What the rebel yell?

2044
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:19,760
Oh, that is very different.

2045
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,760
What is that?

2046
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,760
It's called anus.

2047
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,760
Stonewall Jackson.

2048
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,760
I smell anus.

2049
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,760
Beaver gland.

2050
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,760
I smell anus and I taste anus.

2051
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:34,760
Beaver anus with the beaver gland, the vanilla gland.

2052
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:38,760
So do you think we're going to have a Wikipedia page when we die like Stonewall Jackson?

2053
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:42,760
No, not unless you do something stupid.

2054
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:43,760
Or great.

2055
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,760
Mostly stupid.

2056
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,760
I'm sorry.

2057
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:53,760
Are you projecting into the future on whether or not we're going to have a Wikipedia page?

2058
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,760
The dudes like us.

2059
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:56,760
The dudes like us.

2060
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:57,760
Jeff, Sean, and Paul.

2061
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:58,760
You never know.

2062
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,760
Started in 2019.

2063
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,760
Talked a lot of racism.

2064
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:02,760
Never went anywhere.

2065
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,760
The entire, yeah.

2066
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,760
We've been doing this for a year and we have, you know, three listeners.

2067
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:09,760
Got no sponsors.

2068
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,760
Has it been a year?

2069
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:11,760
Yeah, got no sponsors.

2070
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:12,760
Yeah, we started last May.

2071
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,760
Got no listeners and got drunk every night.

2072
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,760
That's all right.

2073
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:19,760
I enjoy this, so screw them.

2074
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,760
Fuck it.

2075
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:21,760
It's our hobby.

2076
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:22,760
It's our hobby.

2077
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:23,760
That's right.

2078
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,760
And they can shove it up their anus.

2079
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,760
We just need to do some different things to market it and get it out there.

2080
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,760
We haven't done shit to market it.

2081
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:31,760
Yeah, we haven't.

2082
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:32,760
Yeah.

2083
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:33,760
We haven't.

2084
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:35,760
Well, if we apply ourselves a little bit.

2085
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,760
We haven't posted in six weeks.

2086
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,760
No, it's been shorter than that.

2087
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:40,760
It's been five weeks.

2088
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,760
It's been probably, when did I post?

2089
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:43,760
Really, guys?

2090
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,760
I mean, we haven't posted in at least a month.

2091
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:47,760
Yeah, it's been about a month.

2092
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:48,760
How does that work?

2093
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,760
Well, if we did have a listener, they lost interest.

2094
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,760
I mean, like I said, Jeff's working.

2095
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,760
I mean, if we want to spice up Austin's...

2096
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,760
Friday is pretty open for me right now, so I'm hoping that Friday,

2097
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,760
I'll probably get two episodes done.

2098
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:04,760
Shit.

2099
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,760
You picked the day I'm driving to Fayetteville.

2100
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,760
And if I could post it, I'll let you know, then you can listen to it.

2101
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,760
Maybe Saturday on the way back.

2102
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,760
I would love that.

2103
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,760
I'll see what I can do.

2104
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:16,760
So instead of me...

2105
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:18,760
So you're going to be gone.

2106
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:21,760
Well, so we're going to Goody Goody and we're going to...

2107
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:22,760
Oh, come on.

2108
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:23,760
Don't do all that.

2109
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,760
Do that on Saturday.

2110
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:26,760
I'll be back.

2111
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,760
I'll be back.

2112
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,760
I'll be back.

2113
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,760
All right, well, we'll go to...

2114
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,760
We waited for you, did we not?

2115
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:35,760
No, you did not.

2116
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,760
And how could we?

2117
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,760
What kind of response is that?

2118
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,760
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

2119
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,760
How could we?

2120
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,760
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

2121
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,760
Took a bunch of selfies.

2122
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,760
You didn't even respond to our texts.

2123
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:51,760
I know.

2124
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:52,760
That was slammed.

2125
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,760
There's no excuse.

2126
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:56,760
You always respond to shot glass pictures.

2127
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,760
You know how hard it is to respond to a text?

2128
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:00,760
LOL.

2129
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:01,760
Assholes.

2130
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,760
Dick.

2131
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:03,760
I did that a lot.

2132
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:04,760
No.

2133
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:05,760
No, you didn't.

2134
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,760
Oh, you went radio...

2135
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,760
Fuckers.

2136
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,760
You went crazy radio silent.

2137
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:14,760
So we like gave up trying to get a response from you and left without you.

2138
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,760
Well, it was kind of difficult.

2139
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,760
I was really under a lot of pressure.

2140
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,760
No, it's good.

2141
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,760
I had to make sure our producer...

2142
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:22,760
I'm not over it.

2143
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:23,760
I'm over it.

2144
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:24,760
I'm not.

2145
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:29,760
I'm not sure that the diners between the producers and the sound engineer were good.

2146
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,760
All right, I'm over it now.

2147
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:34,760
So what time are you going to be back on Saturday?

2148
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:37,760
I will be back at 3.

2149
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,760
I thought you were leaving early.

2150
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:40,760
I am?

2151
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:41,760
Five hours, brother.

2152
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,760
Do you have to unload?

2153
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:43,760
That's not early.

2154
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:44,760
Eight o'clock in the morning?

2155
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:45,760
That means you're leaving at 10.

2156
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,760
10 to 3 is five hours.

2157
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:48,760
Right.

2158
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,760
If you leave it at 8, you'll be home at 1.

2159
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,760
Yeah, it's time for lunch.

2160
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,760
I'm not good with math.

2161
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,760
I'm running out.

2162
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,760
Yeah, you're not stopping on the way.

2163
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,760
I'm not stopping.

2164
01:08:56,760 --> 01:09:01,760
If you leave at 8, you'll be home at about 1, 1.30.

2165
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,760
Probably more like 9.

2166
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:06,760
Okay, then 2, 2.30.

2167
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,760
Okay, there you go, 9 to 2.

2168
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:09,760
It'll be closed by then.

2169
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,760
And then...

2170
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:13,760
Whoa, we closed.

2171
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:14,760
It's inventory.

2172
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,760
They have to inventory the store.

2173
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:17,760
Really?

2174
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:18,760
Wow.

2175
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,760
Okay.

2176
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,760
Anyway, so then we have to unload, and then I have to take the trailer back.

2177
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,120
back. I say we get like three o'clock.

2178
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,800
No, you didn't mention that. You said I'll be back.

2179
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:29,120
330. You didn't say I'll be back and then I have to do all

2180
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,200
this stuff. 330. That's my final offer.

2181
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,320
Trailer sitting till Sunday.

2182
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,760
Shit, three days. I can't afford that.

2183
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,960
It's 600 bucks a day for the trailer.

2184
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,320
What? That's a big trailer.

2185
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,960
What the hell? Yeah, no.

2186
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,640
That's a big trailer. It's a it's actually the world.

2187
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,920
It drives itself. It's actually the world's largest trailer.

2188
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:51,600
It's a Tesla trailer. It's a Tesla trailer.

2189
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,160
We actually sit on top of the trailer and drive it.

2190
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,600
Yeah, nice. Fantastic.

2191
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,400
So we could do it.

2192
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,680
Charlie, I could go to a wine, see if there's anything

2193
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,480
interesting and then Saturday we'll do the good goodies.

2194
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:08,080
What about that?

2195
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,080
I'm upset to hear that, but I understand.

2196
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,120
Well, you know, we will say how about we just go to Kelly's

2197
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:19,360
without him, whoever the child abduction of Amber.

2198
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:24,080
It's even worse. Corpus Christi, Texas, Zayli Zamora,

2199
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,680
one year old, white female, Czech local media, child abduction.

2200
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,800
Amber alert. Corpus Christi, Texas.

2201
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,920
Local local as in local as in Corpus Corpus Christi media.

2202
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:37,160
Do you know who's in Corpus Christi right now?

2203
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,560
I don't. Brian.

2204
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,760
I need to text him. Look out for this.

2205
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,000
Yeah. No. Give the girl back.

2206
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,400
That's so bad. That's a bad joke.

2207
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,800
That is bad. That's a horrible joke.

2208
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:49,800
I'm just kidding.

2209
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,800
So is Corpus Christi a it's not necessarily a border town.

2210
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,800
But are they getting overrun with the legal?

2211
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:00,040
I'm sorry. Can I apologize again?

2212
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:05,480
Corpus Christi is about and about 45 minutes to an hour away

2213
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:06,960
from seven hours.

2214
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:09,160
How are all it's from McAllen, Texas.

2215
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:10,680
McAllen's right on the border.

2216
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,680
So it's not far.

2217
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,560
It's up a little bit because he got seven hours.

2218
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:17,040
It's up a little bit because he got South Padre that you hit first.

2219
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:21,320
You got Brownsville is the very McAllen's about 10 hours away from here.

2220
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,720
But from from McAllen, because we're talking about the border.

2221
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,360
Correct. I'm not talking about from here.

2222
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,880
Oh, that's asking if Corpus Christi is involved in the whole border.

2223
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:33,640
Yeah. So I was I was really I got you.

2224
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,000
I was not from here.

2225
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,320
So that's that's the reason why.

2226
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,600
So we'll text Brian.

2227
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,960
Go hey, how's the legals?

2228
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:41,480
Well, well, hold on.

2229
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:45,080
So, you know, you can see that Corpus Christi Corpus Christi

2230
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,480
would have a bunch of legals hanging out to fucking Ireland.

2231
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,760
Or not. It's not an island, but I mean, it's it could be.

2232
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,160
There are legals everywhere down there right now.

2233
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,880
That's what I mean. Where you think they're putting them?

2234
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,800
They're not all in the cow on the hill.

2235
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,720
McCallum. Yeah, they're in Frederickburg.

2236
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,000
They're in Fort Worth.

2237
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,240
They're in there everywhere. They're in Austin.

2238
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:07,560
They're in Dallas. They're in Frisco.

2239
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:11,440
So I was just curious if Corpus Christi, because he's down there on a you

2240
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:14,840
ash on a vacation, is he experiencing?

2241
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:20,280
I was just curious because Corpus Christi is kind of a vacation spot

2242
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,840
for folks here in Dallas to go down there and see the beach.

2243
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,520
And I'm just curious if if that's.

2244
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:31,640
Being overrun with the legals like McCallum is probably not now.

2245
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,520
Well, why not? What makes us think that if it's close,

2246
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,880
why not? Because Corpus Christi has where are you going to put them?

2247
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,800
Where are you going to put them in McCallum or any of those cities down there?

2248
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,800
Well, here's the thing. They're they're they're being curried.

2249
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:50,280
Yeah. And the area is massive. Right.

2250
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:53,920
Every city, every town and city. That's what I mean.

2251
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,960
It's close. Massive. Right.

2252
01:12:55,960 --> 01:13:01,520
I mean, so it's you're not going to like there's thousands and thousands of them.

2253
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,920
Corpus Christi has the largest aquarium in Texas.

2254
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,880
You're right. It's not like they're dropping off 100 people.

2255
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,640
It's like thousands. No, you're right. You're right.

2256
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,760
I mean, I was downplaying it because it probably doesn't seem like a big

2257
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:16,960
a lot of people, but it is the El Paso.

2258
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:23,000
Border Patrol is dumping like two to four hundred people a day.

2259
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,280
A day, a day, a day.

2260
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:32,040
So a day. So I mean, where are those people going?

2261
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,720
I'm not talking about like loading up on buses and heading out.

2262
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:38,320
We're talking about like they release them. I know.

2263
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:43,920
Two hundred. Let's say it's just two hundred today times 30.

2264
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,720
It is so much more. But yes, it's way more.

2265
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:49,520
That's fifteen thousand people.

2266
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,600
A hundred and eighty thousand people.

2267
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,800
That's a lot of people.

2268
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,600
That's fifteen thousand people, a hundred and eighty thousand

2269
01:13:56,600 --> 01:14:01,840
have made it across the border in in just the last two months or something.

2270
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:06,160
I am wondering how hundred and eighty thousand this is going to.

2271
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:09,240
This is a this is mammoth.

2272
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:11,320
This is going to be a mammoth tragedy.

2273
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,480
I think I think this is going to bite the Democrats.

2274
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:18,760
Landslide red wave like we've never seen in 2020.

2275
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,040
Well, McCallum just turned. They did.

2276
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,080
Oh, we have to talk about that.

2277
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:27,960
Because, oh, on the spot on the spot, well, they had a downtown McCallum.

2278
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:32,720
Yeah, they they had a mayoral election.

2279
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,160
They did a runoff in McCallum, Texas.

2280
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,440
And what's the constituency of that?

2281
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:41,200
Eighty five percent Hispanic, even higher, I think. Eighty seven.

2282
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,080
Could be eighty seven point three. Keep going.

2283
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:50,480
Keep going. And it flipped from a blue Democrat run city.

2284
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,200
For how long do we know?

2285
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,800
I don't know that to a Republican mayor now.

2286
01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:00,040
Massive. Because the people that live there.

2287
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:01,760
A hundred percent border town.

2288
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:05,440
The people that live there are sick of what they're dealing with.

2289
01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:07,520
Yeah. And it is bad down there right now.

2290
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,120
Bad. Bad, bad, bad.

2291
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,760
And it's McCallum, right? McCallum, Texas.

2292
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,240
Yeah, McCallum, Texas. Down there right on the border.

2293
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,560
Dude, I'm telling you, that's huge, man.

2294
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,160
It's like 10 minutes from the border.

2295
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,280
You know, when it comes from litmus test, like how are people feeling?

2296
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:23,600
About the situation? Dude, dude.

2297
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,680
There's a lot of folks that are stirred.

2298
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:27,800
A big litmus test right there. Yeah.

2299
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,680
Huge. A lot of folks are stirred.

2300
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:33,320
You see, whenever they have these these drive bys,

2301
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:38,240
there are a tremendous amount of Republican supporters down in the South.

2302
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,840
Yeah. All along those roads, they line up with the flags

2303
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,640
and they've lined up with the Trump 2020 flags.

2304
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,200
Guys, all you have to do is know what life was like

2305
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:53,080
when Trump had a very effective stay in Mexico,

2306
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:58,480
you know, immigration policy and not come to the border.

2307
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:00,600
And what's happening now?

2308
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:04,240
You don't have to have any political affiliation

2309
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:07,720
to see the difference between what's going on now

2310
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:11,480
and what was going on then to be 100% on board.

2311
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:15,040
There was voter fraud in McCallum, Texas.

2312
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:20,320
But I will say this, that the current congressman

2313
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:26,720
that is in McCallum, that won by less than half a point.

2314
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:29,680
Oh, good Lord. How frustrating.

2315
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,760
Won by less than half a point. Right.

2316
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:34,280
So that tells you... Which means it's not going to happen again.

2317
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:37,440
Well, what I'm saying is that it's split.

2318
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:40,560
Yeah. Because there was an independent running, too.

2319
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,080
But it won't be now.

2320
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,480
No, it won't be. But, you know, two years.

2321
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:52,320
I think, guys, I'm telling you, 2022 is going to be amazingly...

2322
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:53,440
Like...

2323
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:58,760
I think people forget how bad the Democrats lost at the House.

2324
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:00,280
Yeah.

2325
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:01,280
They forget about that.

2326
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:02,760
That was a massive loss for them.

2327
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:03,760
Yeah.

2328
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,160
I mean, they were already losing.

2329
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:08,320
That comes back to Joe Manchin.

2330
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:11,600
He is being told by some of the progressives

2331
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,120
that... He's a traitor.

2332
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:15,200
You're a traitor and you get on board.

2333
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:17,720
Or you get out of our way.

2334
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:20,440
For not abolishing the filibuster.

2335
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,680
Right. And I come back to...

2336
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,920
As Joe mentioned, I thought he's a Republican.

2337
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,680
No, he's a Democrat.

2338
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:31,160
And he's a Senator.

2339
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:35,600
And basically what they're saying is,

2340
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:38,480
if you're a Democrat, you have to vote a certain way.

2341
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,840
100%. You don't want to support or vote

2342
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,120
how your constituents want.

2343
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,520
You have to vote how we want you to do.

2344
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,720
Toe to the party line.

2345
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:50,000
Whether it's what your constituents want or not,

2346
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,680
you're a Democrat, you have to vote like this.

2347
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,120
Talk about... That's bullshit.

2348
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:58,680
I have amazing, amazing respect and admiration

2349
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:00,720
for this guy's co-owners, man.

2350
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:02,800
Mancini or Manchin or whatever his name is.

2351
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,200
Manchin, Joe Manchin.

2352
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:08,160
For him to stand up to the entire liberal left

2353
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:09,760
and the Democrat party.

2354
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,040
They're going ballistic.

2355
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,240
They're going ape shit crazy.

2356
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,560
And he's not the only one.

2357
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,520
There's another one too.

2358
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,200
Kirsten somebody.

2359
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:21,000
There's another Senator.

2360
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,440
And she's like, no, we're not getting rid of the filibuster.

2361
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,960
It's amazing.

2362
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,240
Well, if you think about it, if Joe...

2363
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:31,240
Look up Kirsten.

2364
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,040
Well, it's not like...

2365
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,560
Yeah, that's her.

2366
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:35,440
Kirsten's...

2367
01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:36,200
That's her right there.

2368
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:37,760
Sinema.

2369
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,280
Look up her and filibuster.

2370
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,480
Put the word filibuster on the end of that

2371
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:45,040
because I can promise you she's one of the people that is...

2372
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:48,040
So Major Chris says, supporter says abolish filibuster.

2373
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,320
Oh, they're talking to her.

2374
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:51,440
So basically they're getting angry at her.

2375
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,360
It's the same thing.

2376
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,080
Toe the party line or get out.

2377
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:54,800
Yeah.

2378
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:58,280
And what I'm thinking is, and a lot of people are thinking are,

2379
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:02,440
what if Manchin flips to Republican?

2380
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:08,280
Well, all of a sudden old Chuckie Schumer is no longer...

2381
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:09,920
It takes one person, that's it.

2382
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:14,240
If one of them flips, Mitch McConnell is now the majority

2383
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:15,560
leader again.

2384
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:16,360
They lost the Senate.

2385
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,240
They lost the Senate.

2386
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:19,080
Just one.

2387
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:19,880
Just one.

2388
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,120
Interesting.

2389
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:24,720
And it's not unprecedented.

2390
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:25,560
They have done it.

2391
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,200
It's happened.

2392
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:27,600
They've flipped parties before.

2393
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,720
It's happened very recently.

2394
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,600
Even if he goes independent, I think he loses it.

2395
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:32,480
They lose the House.

2396
01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:34,760
Yep.

2397
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,360
Hmm.

2398
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,640
What does happen?

2399
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,120
What does happen in that situation?

2400
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:41,240
Somebody goes...

2401
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:41,680
I don't know.

2402
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:42,040
Yeah.

2403
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:43,280
No, I think you're right.

2404
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:44,720
Republicans get the majority.

2405
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,760
Because it's 49-49.

2406
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:47,440
And now it becomes...

2407
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:51,360
I'm sorry, 50-50 with Kamala as the tiebreaker.

2408
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:56,200
Then it becomes 50, 48, and 1.

2409
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,520
Well, 50, 49, and 1.

2410
01:19:58,520 --> 01:19:59,320
49 and 1.

2411
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:00,080
Yeah.

2412
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:04,000
So Kamala would still be a tie, but Manchin or whoever

2413
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,440
could be the tiebreaker instead of Kamala.

2414
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:08,920
How cool would that be?

2415
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:10,560
Oh my god, I would love that.

2416
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,800
Yeah, that'd be nice.

2417
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:18,640
Man, we covered a lot, a lot of stuff tonight.

2418
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:22,160
Even though a third of this is going to be disposed.

2419
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:23,640
Why?

2420
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,360
Why, because I did a reverse burp?

2421
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:31,560
I don't remember.

2422
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:33,160
But I do remember drinking.

2423
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,680
And we did a lot of that.

2424
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,200
We're going to go back and listen to it.

2425
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:41,320
So we got Uncle Denear's 1856, and the first one was 1752?

2426
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:42,720
1792.

2427
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,440
1792.

2428
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,200
Both of them were respectable.

2429
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,960
And then we finished with?

2430
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,240
Well, Paul over here was like, oh, look at me.

2431
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,720
Nobody likes my uncle.

2432
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,480
Look, I'm telling you right now, I

2433
01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:57,080
don't have anything against this.

2434
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:58,840
No, we finished with that one.

2435
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:00,400
Well, you finished with this one.

2436
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,600
I haven't had it.

2437
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,280
I'm sure you'll have it here in a bit.

2438
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,360
What is it?

2439
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,480
Well, it's the Wildcatter.

2440
01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:12,160
It's aged eight years, which is odd for a bottle of moonshine.

2441
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:12,800
No, it isn't.

2442
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,440
Eight years is respectable.

2443
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:18,720
Considering what it is, what is that other ancient?

2444
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:19,480
Ancient age?

2445
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,640
Yeah, is that bottle for eight years?

2446
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,120
I have no idea.

2447
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,240
I don't know.

2448
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:26,840
All right, well, you know what, guys?

2449
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,760
We're spirited, and we're happy to be back.

2450
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:29,840
Happy to be back.

2451
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,080
Really happy to be back.

2452
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:32,640
We'll get our shows posted.

2453
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:33,160
Yep.

2454
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:33,800
Love doing it.

2455
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:34,760
Got to get back on track.

2456
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,200
We are super excited.

2457
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:39,160
Our producer has graduated.

2458
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,960
Yes.

2459
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,320
Frickin' high school graduate as a producer.

2460
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:46,240
I mean, nowhere to go but up, my brother.

2461
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,440
Yeah.

2462
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,640
Very nice.

2463
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,320
All right, guys, you have a good night,

2464
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:52,640
and we will see you in one week.

2465
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:53,920
Peace.

2466
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:54,520
Peace.

2467
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,280
Dudeslikeus.us.

2468
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:58,760
Suck it.

2469
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:01,760
Suck it.

2470
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:02,760
Suck it.

2471
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:10,400
Come on, Jeff, join in.

2472
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,320
Boogity-woogity.

2473
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:17,720
Boogity-woogity?

2474
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:18,240
Yeah.

2475
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:19,480
Is that what he said?

2476
01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:20,000
I don't know.

2477
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:20,400
What the fuck is that?

2478
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:21,760
That's not an instrument, for one thing.

2479
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,120
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

2480
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:25,040
You're supposed to be an instrument.

2481
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:26,240
Don't say it three times.

2482
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:27,440
Boogity-woogity.

2483
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:29,840
Boogity-woogity.

2484
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:30,520
All right.

2485
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,960
I fucking sang the stars at night are big and bright.

2486
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,080
You did.

2487
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,680
I joined in on that.

2488
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:36,520
All right.

2489
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:37,080
We're out.

2490
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:59,080
Good night.

