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No, it isn't. There's going to be all these claps.

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You're like, which one isn't? Damn it. He's got

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the clap? You want to know how I've been doing

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it? You go, and you go, and when you do something

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like that, I go, oh, oh, I heard that sound.

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And I have to freaking, it's crazy. Tell you

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what, I think we should have rinsed the glasses

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out because I have residue of amber on it in

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this one. See, I figured that would happen. Damn

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it. No, we're still incognito. You keep telling

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yourself that. Right, right, right, right. All

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right. All right. Well, it's October 28th, 2025.

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We're the couple days before Halloween. We're

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on the cusp. We're on the cusp on the day of

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evil. Is it a day of evil? I don't know. It's

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a celebration. There's a lot of people think

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it's like demonic and the Satanists come out.

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I think all that stuff is stupid. Then we play

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Barbra Streisand in the Bee Gees. See, that negates

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it. It does. It wards off the ghosts and the

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evil. If you were a ghost, wouldn't you be warded

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off by Barbra Streisand? I believe so. Yeah,

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me too. I know when I was growing up, Halloween,

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we had the, I don't know if this was everywhere

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or just the Midwest or where I grew up, I don't

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know. The night before Halloween, It was called

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Damage Night. Oh. Damage Night. Is that where

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we go out and vandalize? Yes. So a bunch of pumpkins.

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Well. You do that? Not really vandalizing, but,

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you know. You said yes. I heard. The true Jeff

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comes out. It was very affirmative yes. He only

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comes out Halloween night. Yes. We didn't vandalize.

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But we did stuff, something called tic -tacking.

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I think I mentioned this probably like six years

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ago. I recall that, but I still don't know what

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the hell tic -tac -ing is. Is that like ding

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-dong ditching? Kind of, but we would get, it's

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deer corn, deer feed corn. So it's hard corn.

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Like kernels? Yeah, like huge. Yeah, not the

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cops. And you'd throw them at people's windows.

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Yes, and you'd run up to them, and you'd throw

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them at the windows. What a little a -hole you

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were. He's chucking full ears of corn. Yeah,

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we were. Well, you don't realize today it would

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be like, you'd go, boom! It'd be like, did you

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get the money? I think so! Well, now you have

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these cameras everywhere. What? I'm too loud.

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No, you are loud, but I think that's just my

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headphones. I think I'm going to have to do a

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little tweaking. So we did that. We did tic -tacking.

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We never egged or anything like that. You can't

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do that. That's destructive. Yeah, that'll screw

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up stuff. Paint on cars. Jack it up. Let me finish

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out this opening here. Chuck is the producer

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here. Dudes Like Us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And

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I'm Jeff. Halloween, when I lived in New Jersey,

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we would go fishing a lot. And we would stay

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up until the wee hours and get Nightcrawlers.

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Lights just turned on. Very sensual. It's going

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to be an interesting night. So do you guys know

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what the night crawlers are, the earthworms?

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They're earthworms, yes. But they're larger than

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normal earthworms, right? They're thick. Of course.

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Yeah, they're very, you know, it's got a lot

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of - They're girthy. They're very girthy. They're

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very undulous. So you can see them out because

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they're laying out and there's a technique to

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getting them. So anyways, we get them. And when

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I say we get them, we get like 50 of them, 100

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of them, 200 of them. Well, you shock the ground

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when they all come out. Well, we didn't do that.

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It was just shock. Shock. The ground. You go

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with a little vibrating tool and they come right

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up. Oh, you don't use like a. Like a. Like a

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teaser. They just smoke. Would it work? No, it

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would not. I think that'd be strong. Because

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that's called grounding. What? The electricity

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would literally diffuse into the earth. Well,

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maybe they still feel it and go, what was that?

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Well, like a lightning bolt where people are

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surrounded by trees and all these bodies fall.

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That's dark. Well, I mean, I'm just saying. Okay.

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We get the earthworms, and that's what we would

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do. You would throw kernels at people's houses.

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You know what we'd do? They don't call it out

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as false kernels, but it says a prank where a

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device is used to make a tapping sound against

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a window or door. Oh, corn throwing. There it

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is. There it is. Shucked corn kernels at someone's

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house. Yeah. Often by somebody who's - As opposed

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to a whole ear? Yeah, unshucked. You have to

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break the window. But they're big kernels. It

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says, often thrown by little assholes. Yeah,

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we were assholes then, I guess. Because I remember

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one time we did it. This was pretty much the

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last time we did it, because we were getting

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to be, I don't know, 11 or 12 was probably the

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last time I did it. Sure. And we had some new

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people move into the neighborhood. Nude people?

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Nude, yes. New. Oh, wow. It was a young couple.

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They may have been nude, I don't know. So you're

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throwing corn at nude people. But it was a young

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couple, and they had a brand new baby. Oh, you

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a -hole. The baby just went to bed probably,

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too. And they're like, thank God, honey. Yes,

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that is what happened. And you know how upset

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you are when you finally get the baby down? Oh,

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you're irrational. And then, yes, well, we did

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this. We run across the street. The guy's finally

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going to get laid. He's going to go to bed. We

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have time. And we had the driveways that went

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down into the basement garage, right? So we ran

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across the street, and we're hunkered down to

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watch. All of a sudden, this guy just comes barreling

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out of his door. straight at us, screaming his

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head off. Oh, my God. We take off. Actually,

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this was fifth grade, so how old were you in

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fifth grade? 10, 11? Well, you were 17. I was

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17 in fifth grade. The only one who could drive.

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I got in the car and drove away. The getaway.

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So I run. He's got his tricycle. Running down

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the street. We all lived in neighborhoods. It

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was a small neighborhood. And we ran, and I ran

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around my house, and I was like, this guy's chasing

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me. My friend split off, went down my driveway,

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and slid underneath some bushes. Yeah, they can't

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catch you all. Yeah, so the guy followed me.

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So I go around my house, and I know that my house

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in there, I had a tree that bent down really

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far. The branch kind of swooped down really far.

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I was thinking, all right, I know it's there.

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I'm going to go underneath it. He's going to

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run into it, and that'll be the end of this.

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He's literally still chasing you. Oh. This is

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an adult male. Yes. Chasing. Screaming at me.

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A middle schooler. Yes. No, junior. No, fifth

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grader. And what does he think he's going to

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do if he catches you? I don't know. Did he kill

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you? Did you paint yourself in mud? No. In Predator?

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No, I was just wearing. That was October. You're

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killing me. So I was probably wearing a black

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sweatshirt and jeans or something like that.

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Oh, Antifa. And so I could hide in the dark.

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He's in full camo with like a ghillie suit. I

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was. I was in my ghillie suit running across

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the street. So anyway, I go running across all

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the backyards. We didn't have fences. And my

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friend says he just saw us. I don't think I was

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the adrenaline. I outran this guy. Five -year

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or fifth grader outran this 28 -year -old. And

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he probably ultimately would have caught me.

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And we had woods behind our house. You were dodging

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and weaving. No, I went like this, and I took

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a ride into the woods, and I dove into the woods,

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and there was a drop -off. That's where the creek

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was where I would climb up into the thing. Oh,

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my God. I was like, this guy is not giving up.

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And so I dove into the woods. I didn't get very

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far because I hit a bunch of trees and everything.

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You had to shit poison ivy everywhere and snakes

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and shit. Yeah, so I was laying there. Fucking

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all out, man. I had the bag of corn. I was probably.

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Not even 10 feet from him. I was below him. He

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didn't see me. I dove in there. I was wearing

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all black and everything. You started pegging

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him? And he was. I did. Fucker. Where are you,

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you little shit? He was. He was screaming. He

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was leaning on a tree, screaming into the woods.

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I was basically right below him. Oh, no. That's

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creepy. And I'm trying not to breathe because

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I was running so fast and so hard for so long.

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You know, out of breath. So I was trying not

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to breathe very loud. You were scared shitless.

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I was. Well, he stood there and yelled probably

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for five minutes. That's a long time. And I was

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laying there. I was just, however I landed is

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how I just stayed. I envision you like a family

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guy, like a picture of the falling down the stairs.

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Now they're all contorted with their arm behind

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their back. Right. And you're not moving. Right.

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I think I got extremely lucky. And he's got a

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bone sticking out of his leg. I think I got extremely

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lucky because I dove. In there. Anything could

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have been down there. Yeah, because we played

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back there because we knew it was down. I was

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like, okay, this drops off. I know it's down

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there. There's ants all over your legs and shit.

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Yeah, so who knows. But I did that. A badger?

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And then he finally left. And I laid there probably

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for another 10 minutes going, all right, he's

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probably just hiding right there. He's waiting

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for you to come out of the woods. Right, right.

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So in the meantime, the neighbor back there,

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here's all the. screaming and everything this

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guy's doing so he turns on all his lights and

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he gets a flashlight he starts in these woods

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or his backyard essentially right so he's going

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like this i'm like fuck no you should you could

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have run to his house mr smith this scary man

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is trying to hurt me we didn't know stranger

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danger so that was stranger danger mr smith was

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like say boys why don't you come over into my

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house come into my basement some of these push

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-up popsicles come into my basement you'll be

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safe there So that was essentially the last time

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I did that because that scared me straight. I

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was scared straight. I was in prison. And what's

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funny is probably a year later, we were out there

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in the streets and he came out and was talking

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to us and everything. And I think we ultimately

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finally told him to go, you remember when you

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were chasing those kids? He's like, you won that.

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We were like, yeah. He was over it at that point.

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Well, yeah. Because by then he had gotten laid.

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Right. This kid was a year older. Yeah, he missed

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out on his one shot to get laid that night. I

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agree with Sean. He was upset. Oh, it was bad.

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I would have been really, I'd be pissed. I mean,

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he just came blasting out of that door. The door

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slammed open. He got a screen door. And as he

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opened it, boom, he just came and he was barefoot.

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So. So, yeah. And you know he's sore. Yep. And

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he probably stepped on some stickers and shit.

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Yep. Oh, he's a bitter, bitter man that next

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day. Oh, yeah, you knew he went home and he was

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just like bitching. Yeah. Fucking kids. Yeah,

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and his wife was probably like, did you kill

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him? Kill him all? Our child would never be like

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that. Any of y 'all other do pranks? You know,

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Halloween pranks? I never did pranks. I never

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did pranks. I was a law -abiding, fine young

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man. You just got your mummy outfit on and went

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and got candy from everybody? Yeah, I didn't

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do anything. And I didn't like it when the older

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kids destroyed all the pumpkins. Right. I never

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did that either. I don't know. I was a rule follower,

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except when I... I'll tell you what. I'm going

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to tell you one story. Oh, here's a lot of thickens.

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I don't know how this started, but when I was

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five, I think I was five years old, me and another

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kid got screwdrivers, and we were taking decals

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off of cars. Ooh. That's not cool. Why would

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we do that? Decals, like the registration decals?

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No, like back in that day, if it came from Bob's

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dealership, it was screws. Oh, yeah, so you left

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holes. Right. Well, yours was worse than mine.

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Mine was no damage. Yeah, we took off the screws.

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Well, you broke windows. You just didn't know.

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No, there was no broken. It was loud as shit.

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I think I did that a couple times. You ruined

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cars. And I got yelled at from the window. Hey,

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get away from my car. Pumpkins. And I was like.

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Oh, my God. And I ran away, and I never did it

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again. Did you keep any of the emblems? I'm sure

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they're worth gold now. No, I didn't. You didn't.

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Actually, I think I had to. My mom, she walked

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me over to the house and made me apologize. I'm

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sorry. I'm sorry. For ruining your car. I fucked

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up your emblem. That was probably the only thing

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I did as a kid. I did lots of things. Now, as

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an adult. Yes. So, after I cut those earthworms.

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Oh, yeah, the night crawlers. We'd collect, because

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there was like four or five of us. We'd put them

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in people's mailboxes. Okay. And it would like

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slime their mail, crawl all over their mail.

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Were they mailboxes like we have here where they're

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out in front of the house? Were they like hanging

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onto the house? They were hanging next to the

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front door. Okay, that's what we had. And there

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was a little pull down, not necessarily the door,

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the whole door opened and everything. So when

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you pull it down, those worms are going to fall

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out. Right. Ah. So when they get the mint, you

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know what sucks? It probably didn't happen like

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that. The postman probably received it. Yep.

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Postman was probably like, what the hell? What

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are all these baked worms doing? Every house

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on the street has worms in it except for Sean's.

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Oh, he knew instantaneously which kid did it

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based on your history, I'm sure. Did you guys

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have slugs? Yes. Like ammo? Did you think that

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was just Houston only? Thailand. It isn't everything.

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Do you have slugs here? Yes, we have slugs here.

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I haven't seen a slug. I have not seen one slug

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at my house. There's slugs outside my front of

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my house. Yes. Really? With the little things

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and you put salt on them and they go. Yes. I

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don't think I've ever done that. It's cruel.

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I've never salted a slug. Okay. I've done it

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once. It's the same as taking a magnifying glass

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and frying ants. No, that's not as bad. That's

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serial killer shit, man. What the hell, dude?

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They melt. You guys know you did that shit. I

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didn't salt. We did the ant torch. Yeah, the

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magnifying glass. Yeah, but that was instant

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death, not a slow melting death. Yeah, but weren't

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you the one that pulls frog legs off of frogs?

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No, that was not me. Was that you? Somebody told

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it. I pulled the legs off a frog. That was you,

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wasn't it? No, no. You know what it was? It's

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the Cajuns. It was the... Oh, that's right. Heather

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and... Mike? Yeah. Sorry, Heather. As kids, they

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would catch frogs and rip their legs out. That's

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called gigging. It's called what? It's called

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gigging. Yes, it's where gigum comes from. Yeah,

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but what is that all about? What's the purpose

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of doing that? To eat the legs. So what do you

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do with the rest of the body? No, they didn't

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do it to eat the legs. They just did it to torture

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the frogs. They don't do stew or anything with

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the frogs? Just the gay ones. That's where all

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the gats are. And you think putting some salt

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on a fucking slug is bad? Yes. No. Frogs don't

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have feelings. Slugs do. I think we... I'm out.

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I think we... Did we ever blow up shit? I mean,

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I know we had firecrackers and stuff. Oh, we

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blew up shit. All the models that I made? Oh,

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we blew a lot of those up. We put like bottle

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rockets in the airplanes thinking, oh, this is

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going to fly. Oh, yeah. Straight down. Boom.

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Kamikaze style. I think boys are supposed to

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be kind of like that. You should be. Yeah, they

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need to engage. Get away with a few things like

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that. Yeah, they need to engage their environment

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and blow up shit and be crazy. The bottle rockets,

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we go out to the, there's a creek behind our

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house in New Jersey in Fort Monmouth, and we

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would take the bottle rockets and put them in

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a bottle or whatever, and we'd shoot those things.

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At each other. Under, into the water. Oh, yeah.

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And it was so cool because it would go under

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the water. They exploded underneath? Oh, yeah.

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What? Why wouldn't the water snuff out the fuse?

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Well, the fire, or whatever you want to call

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it, the rocket part is shooting the flames out.

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Yeah, the propellant is like, it's going. It's

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forcing, it's not allowing the water to go in

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to put it out. So it would go boom and it would

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go bloop? Yeah, well, yeah, it would make it

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bigger than a bloop, and then sometimes a fish

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would come with it. Ooh. Come in the right little

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area. Nice. So we started targeting fish. You

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can go dynamite fishing. I can just see you guys

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on the edge of the water getting ready to light

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it because you see a fish coming. You know what

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the odds are? I would do something like that.

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It would be difficult. It would be so impossible.

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We would probably tape one of those big paper

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clips so it's like a spear. I could see doing

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that 100%. I'm going to shoot the fish or each

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other. Well, each other thing is without a doubt

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happens. But see, I had a distinct advantage.

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I was in Indonesia. And you can imagine the rules

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for fireworks, not quite the same as the United

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States. We could get anything. Oh. And one of

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the things that was cool, you know those little

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pops? Oh, yeah. Little snaps. Imagine them the

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size of a quarter. Oh. And they were the most

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kick -ass. fireworks or, you know. Would you

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throw them at each other? No, because we weren't

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that dumb. But when you do toss it at a wall

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or something, it makes like a blast ring. So

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what I would do, we would be in the van, right?

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We had a VW van and the driver would be, we had

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a driver. He'd be going along and I would take

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one of those and I'd dangle my arm out as far

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as I could and let it go on the road to where

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it wouldn't go off. And then we'd go for like

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a minute or two, and all of a sudden you hear

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this. And because remember, the more pressure

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on that thing, the louder. Is it busted in tires?

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I don't think so, but damn, the explosion, the

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pop was so satisfying. Yeah, we had so much fun,

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man. Remember the pop guns that you have the

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little roll up? Oh, the cap guns. Yeah, the cap

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guns. I remember taking like the entire roll.

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Taking the gunpowder out? Yeah. No, just take

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the red roll. Oh, yeah. Hammer it. Just take

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a big old rock and smash it. A hammer. Boom.

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You get a hammer. We would do a hammer. And the

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harder, the better. We couldn't afford a hammer.

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We used rocks. Oh. Oh. You could put the rock

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on a stick, like cavemen. No, we just used rock.

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I mean, so. Hold on. We weren't that involved.

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One of those times where I ended up taking several,

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like two or three of them, and I stacked them.

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Yeah. And I went wham with a big old rock, and

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I remember the rock exploded, and fragments went

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in my eye. Oh, nice. Do they still make cap guns?

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I was just about to ask that. I don't know. Do

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they still sell that? They don't sell those rolls

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of caps. I don't think. The rolls, and they also

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had the rings. You've seen the rings? Oh, yeah.

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Oh, the rings were good, too. Nah, the rings

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weren't as good as the... They weren't as good.

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Remember, it was a red roll. It was paper. Yeah,

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it was paper. It looked like little pills of

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gunpowder. Yeah. Those were much better than

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the... Why don't they sell that? They're there.

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Do they really sell them? It says Dollar Tree,

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so apparently you're shopping at too nice of

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a place like Kroger or something. But I bet you

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they're not the same. I bet you they're not the

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same cap gun kind of rolls. I remember ours were

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silver. They weren't orange. See, there's no...

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Yeah, see, that's the ring. And it's probably

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lame compared to what we had. Yeah. Do they make

00:19:03.029 --> 00:19:08.609
Ja -roo? Okay. You okay? That's what it says,

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Ja -roo. It does say Ja -roo, yes. That's so

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unfortunate that the kids nowadays don't. Yeah,

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see, there's the rings. Okay. Do they have the

00:19:17.470 --> 00:19:19.410
paper rolls? I don't see them. Yeah, see, that's

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what I'm used to seeing. Oh, yeah. Those little

00:19:21.250 --> 00:19:23.730
silver revolvers. I've got it right here. Those

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are right there. Yeah, that's it right there.

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That's exactly what we had. Yep. Yes. Yeah. I

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called them simply caps and smashed them with

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a hammer, it says. Yeah. And you open up the

00:19:34.410 --> 00:19:39.069
gun. I'm going to look at this page right here.

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gun, and it's got the little slide thing on the

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side, and you put your little roll in there,

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and it comes out right where the trigger's at,

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and snap, snap, cap, cap, cap, cap. Chuck, go

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back, because I saw a musket. I had a musket.

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Oh, you had to always one -up us. Go down. Keep

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going, keep going, keep going. That right there?

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No. Was it like double the size? There it is.

00:20:04.759 --> 00:20:08.099
Oh, yeah. I had that. That's not a musket. The

00:20:08.099 --> 00:20:10.779
Kentucky Pistol. What the fuck? It looks like

00:20:10.779 --> 00:20:13.720
a musket. I got a blunderbuss, though. The Colonial

00:20:13.720 --> 00:20:16.880
Double Penetration? Whoa, yeah, that's a different

00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:19.839
website. It's Double Percussion. Oh, I was reading

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too fast. What's the cowgirl? The cowgirl. Look

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at you wanting to know. Oh, pink. Yeah. What

00:20:27.279 --> 00:20:28.599
do you mean it's not? Why isn't it a musket?

00:20:28.759 --> 00:20:31.259
The muskets are like rifles. Okay, so it was

00:20:31.259 --> 00:20:34.880
a revolutionary pistol? Yes, that's exactly what

00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:37.279
it was. It was a sawed -off rifle. Well, that's

00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:41.579
what I had. It was pink. Those are illegal. That's

00:20:41.579 --> 00:20:44.119
badass. I guess kids don't play with that shit

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anymore, do they? I've never seen kids around

00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:48.880
here. I had the rifle, too. What, the Crockett's

00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:52.660
old rifle? Yes, I had that. The old Betsy Kapp

00:20:52.660 --> 00:20:55.099
gun frontier toy rifle. And it did the caps.

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You put those in there. Now, that was, by the

00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:01.259
way, not a roll, but you cut them, you ripped

00:21:01.259 --> 00:21:02.940
them, and put one in there at a time. You guys

00:21:02.940 --> 00:21:06.279
ever had the pump -up BB guns? Oh, yeah. I never

00:21:06.279 --> 00:21:07.880
had one, but my buddies did. I still have them.

00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:10.839
So I had pump -up BB guns. I got some downstairs,

00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:13.420
pellet guns. But the cool one that I used to

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have was not a BB gun. It was a pistol. And this

00:21:17.500 --> 00:21:21.140
was a .22 caliber pump pistol. Oh, damn. And

00:21:21.140 --> 00:21:24.180
you could pump, and it was the real deal. And

00:21:24.180 --> 00:21:27.859
it shot out the pellets, not the BBs. I've got

00:21:27.859 --> 00:21:30.400
that downstairs as rifles. It shoots .22s. It

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has a... Instead of putting a pellet in there,

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it's got a dart with a little red feather thing

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on the end of it. With a toxin on the end of

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it. Dude, man, I'm telling you, you could shoot

00:21:40.549 --> 00:21:44.190
that thing across the room and it's like, it

00:21:44.190 --> 00:21:47.410
just hits right into a piece of wood. It is amazing.

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I mean, that could do some serious damage. Yeah,

00:21:50.150 --> 00:21:51.990
we also went through a phase. This was seventh

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grade. Specifically, I know it because of the

00:21:54.170 --> 00:21:56.690
classroom that I was in. Me and my friend started

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making darts out of needles. So at home, we would

00:22:02.670 --> 00:22:06.049
get a needle and we'd get some feathers, right,

00:22:06.150 --> 00:22:09.390
out of whatever, toys, stuffed animals or whatever.

00:22:09.569 --> 00:22:11.490
Obviously, the backyard dove. Or that, kill your

00:22:11.490 --> 00:22:15.029
animal and de -feather it. So we would get this

00:22:15.029 --> 00:22:18.049
stuff and we'd take thread and we'd wrap it so

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you have this needle and the feathers on the

00:22:21.210 --> 00:22:24.309
back and you'd get the straw and shoot people

00:22:24.309 --> 00:22:27.829
with it. Wow. Seventh grade. You never actually

00:22:27.829 --> 00:22:31.789
did it, though? I never shot anybody, but I think

00:22:31.789 --> 00:22:37.430
my friend, Sushi, I think he shot him. Wow. Did

00:22:37.430 --> 00:22:39.250
he die? Where did you shoot him? Like in the

00:22:39.250 --> 00:22:40.730
leg or something. Because he was sitting in the

00:22:40.730 --> 00:22:45.150
same class. The one place. The one damn place

00:22:45.150 --> 00:22:48.849
in the body that is irrecoverable. Right. We

00:22:48.849 --> 00:22:50.109
didn't have a whole lot growing up either, man.

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We took paper, and we'd fold a piece of paper

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into a tube. one -inch tube -ish. Then you take

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another piece of paper and you make it a cone

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that'll fit in the one -inch tube. Ooh, this

00:23:02.890 --> 00:23:04.930
sounds complicated. And then, you know, probably

00:23:04.930 --> 00:23:07.309
about six inches long -ish. And then you take

00:23:07.309 --> 00:23:09.849
the needle, as you were speaking of, and you

00:23:09.849 --> 00:23:13.210
tape it to the front of that cone. And you can

00:23:13.210 --> 00:23:15.170
blow dart that thing. Yeah, that's what we did.

00:23:15.230 --> 00:23:17.930
We blow darted. Sometimes they wouldn't fly because

00:23:17.930 --> 00:23:20.329
you had to weight them correctly. Sometimes you

00:23:20.329 --> 00:23:22.609
got it just right. It was like his gun. Probably

00:23:22.609 --> 00:23:24.950
wasn't as powerful as the gun, but... Oh, I shot

00:23:24.950 --> 00:23:27.309
my brother in the butt with it. Yeah. Wow. Stuck,

00:23:27.309 --> 00:23:30.789
too. I had broke skin. I got stuck. Did you ever

00:23:30.789 --> 00:23:33.710
shoot each other with BB guns? No. Oh, man, that

00:23:33.710 --> 00:23:35.950
was the thing to do. We never did that. That

00:23:35.950 --> 00:23:37.849
was dumb. That was really dumb if you did. Why

00:23:37.849 --> 00:23:39.589
don't Brandon got shot? You know the pellet guns

00:23:39.589 --> 00:23:41.930
they have? Brandon got shot in the face. He was

00:23:41.930 --> 00:23:44.130
just walking home. Oh, damn. And some kids were

00:23:44.130 --> 00:23:46.329
playing, and they ended up turning on him, and

00:23:46.329 --> 00:23:48.369
they shot him, and it hit him right below. Like

00:23:48.369 --> 00:23:50.750
a pellet. Good Lord. No, you don't fuck around

00:23:50.750 --> 00:23:52.109
with pellets, Shane. Pellets are a little bit.

00:23:52.150 --> 00:23:55.579
Hit him right underneath the eye. Holy cow. Did

00:23:55.579 --> 00:23:58.740
he stomp on him after that? He dismembered him.

00:23:58.859 --> 00:24:00.480
I don't remember. I just remember he came home

00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:02.500
and said, someone just shot me in the face. I

00:24:02.500 --> 00:24:07.359
was like, what? They're all Rambo. Hassan Chop,

00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:11.960
I'll find you. I got my .357 out there and blasted

00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:15.319
him. Were you guys bullies and did spit wads?

00:24:15.880 --> 00:24:18.880
No. Remember that? They'd roll them up and they'd

00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:20.670
spit in their mouth and then they'd... Well,

00:24:20.710 --> 00:24:22.410
we did that. I did spitballs. We didn't shoot

00:24:22.410 --> 00:24:24.329
them at anybody. But yeah, I usually like stuck

00:24:24.329 --> 00:24:24.990
them at things. We did them at the ceiling and

00:24:24.990 --> 00:24:27.269
stuff. Yeah. Right. Like to see like, can we

00:24:27.269 --> 00:24:29.089
hit that? But there were some dicks in school

00:24:29.089 --> 00:24:30.970
that did that stuff, man. Of course. They did

00:24:30.970 --> 00:24:32.710
it once to me. I wonder how they're doing now.

00:24:32.829 --> 00:24:35.170
I wonder how those assholes are doing now. Dead.

00:24:35.910 --> 00:24:40.589
Wow. Wow. I don't know. It's like an automatic

00:24:40.589 --> 00:24:43.970
sentence. Yes. They're dead by 40? Yes. Wow.

00:24:44.150 --> 00:24:47.569
Okay. Yeah. We also did the, because we had the.

00:24:48.830 --> 00:24:51.710
What's it called? The suspended ceiling, the

00:24:51.710 --> 00:24:53.950
tiles. Drop -down ceiling. Drop -down ceiling.

00:24:53.970 --> 00:24:56.789
So we'd also get the pencils, try to stick them

00:24:56.789 --> 00:24:58.390
in the ceiling. Did you guys do that? You mean

00:24:58.390 --> 00:25:01.289
the tile? The tile? What does that mean, drop

00:25:01.289 --> 00:25:02.990
-down ceiling? Acoustic tiles. They have the

00:25:02.990 --> 00:25:04.990
grid that you put the acoustic tiles. So if you

00:25:04.990 --> 00:25:07.029
were to get a ladder, it'd push up. Yeah, yeah,

00:25:07.049 --> 00:25:08.829
yeah. Okay, okay, okay. I've never heard them

00:25:08.829 --> 00:25:10.450
called drop -down ceilings. Well, I don't know

00:25:10.450 --> 00:25:13.220
what the official name of it is. I don't even

00:25:13.220 --> 00:25:14.880
know what they were made out of. Yeah, the little

00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:18.779
tiles, like you said. Foamy looking. Easy asbestos.

00:25:18.779 --> 00:25:20.619
And we'd get it really sharp. Yeah, no shit.

00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:23.240
No shit. Back then it probably was. And we'd

00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:24.619
stick our ceilings up there and the teacher.

00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:27.079
Pencils. Pencils. The teacher would come in like,

00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:32.220
bitch at us. So your teacher was the German thing

00:25:32.220 --> 00:25:35.119
on the Muppets? It was Charlie Brown's teacher.

00:25:44.189 --> 00:25:47.250
That's good shit, man. Well, anything else? Well,

00:25:47.349 --> 00:25:50.470
we had a Halloween party last week. We did. That

00:25:50.470 --> 00:25:52.950
was fun. Well, you said you were sick. Well,

00:25:52.970 --> 00:25:56.269
so. Diarrhea. I left. Is that diarrhea? No, I

00:25:56.269 --> 00:25:58.730
did not say I had diarrhea. You said I had diarrhea.

00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:03.539
So I came home at like 1 .30 on Friday because

00:26:03.539 --> 00:26:06.240
I wasn't feeling well. I slept from 2 o 'clock

00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:10.119
Friday afternoon to bedtime, woke up in the morning,

00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:14.559
and slept from then until 4 right before the

00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:18.240
party. Oh, you were well managed. I was in bed

00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:20.799
for a long -ass time, and I felt better. Sometimes

00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:23.259
you need it. You need rest. I mean, I had no

00:26:23.259 --> 00:26:25.579
body aches going on. I had no COVID, no flu,

00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:28.440
no nothing. I had no fever. I just... Felt like

00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:32.559
shit. And party rolled around. I felt good. Yeah.

00:26:32.859 --> 00:26:36.960
And, yeah, I partaked. Partook. I partookened.

00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:39.500
Yeah, how was it? Did you have the normal folks

00:26:39.500 --> 00:26:42.920
there? Well, no, you guys weren't there. So it

00:26:42.920 --> 00:26:45.599
was a pretty big deal. You know, I mean, well,

00:26:45.619 --> 00:26:47.359
you know, you guys had a big impact on it. But,

00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:50.200
you know, we've had, we had a lot of different

00:26:50.200 --> 00:26:52.000
people there this time. Right. You know, there

00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:54.720
was some people from out of town that we knew,

00:26:54.779 --> 00:26:57.759
some people that. Some youngers. Brody and his

00:26:57.759 --> 00:26:59.579
girlfriend were there. Yeah, that was cool. That

00:26:59.579 --> 00:27:01.619
was cool. That was cool. And Austin came in.

00:27:01.660 --> 00:27:03.960
My son Austin came in from out of town. That's

00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:08.740
right. He hung and they sang. We had a full house,

00:27:08.819 --> 00:27:11.519
and it was fun. Everyone had a great time. Good.

00:27:12.419 --> 00:27:15.519
Tara, as usual, she goes all out with the decorating.

00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:18.740
She does. She does an amazing job at that shit,

00:27:18.819 --> 00:27:22.619
man. It was a successful event. It was. We did

00:27:22.619 --> 00:27:24.200
miss you guys, though. Both of you. For sure.

00:27:24.279 --> 00:27:26.400
You were in Washington, D .C. watching people

00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:30.500
run in a circle, and you were watching the Cowboys

00:27:30.500 --> 00:27:32.599
get the shit kicked out of them. Oh, yeah. What

00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:35.380
the hell, man? We need to talk about that. Which

00:27:35.380 --> 00:27:38.349
part? The Cowboys. Both of them. Well, let's

00:27:38.349 --> 00:27:40.210
talk about your exciting thing in D .C. So this

00:27:40.210 --> 00:27:42.670
was your wife's last marathon. Yeah, she says

00:27:42.670 --> 00:27:45.009
it's her last. We'll see. But I believe her because

00:27:45.009 --> 00:27:47.650
she's having some jointal issues. You know what?

00:27:47.690 --> 00:27:49.650
Whatever. But maybe in two years, she may go,

00:27:49.849 --> 00:27:51.349
I want to try another one. Yeah, she's done 11

00:27:51.349 --> 00:27:52.529
of them. She's finished 11 of them. I think she

00:27:52.529 --> 00:27:54.809
can check that box, quite honestly. Yeah. And

00:27:54.809 --> 00:27:56.710
who knows? Maybe in a couple of years, she might

00:27:56.710 --> 00:27:59.170
do one. And if she quits early, fuck it. Right.

00:27:59.289 --> 00:28:01.890
Right. It's open -ended. Right. Good point. And

00:28:01.890 --> 00:28:04.589
so we went up there. We flew out Friday. And

00:28:04.589 --> 00:28:07.759
I was worried about... The fucking shutdown because

00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:10.980
it impacts flights, right? Oh, yeah. So we get

00:28:10.980 --> 00:28:12.839
there. We get there early because I was like,

00:28:12.900 --> 00:28:15.319
you know, actually there's a website that it

00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:16.940
could tell you the wait times of all the TSA

00:28:16.940 --> 00:28:19.200
checkpoints. Oh, nice. So I looked at that. They're

00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:21.099
like, oh, they're all green. Excellent. So we

00:28:21.099 --> 00:28:23.440
just. Perfect. We got there on the normal time.

00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:25.099
We didn't want to get there. I've been surprised

00:28:25.099 --> 00:28:27.859
that the shutdown hasn't affected as much as

00:28:27.859 --> 00:28:30.599
people say, but now apparently LA went down.

00:28:30.759 --> 00:28:33.140
Oh, did it? LAX said they were doing a ground

00:28:33.140 --> 00:28:36.109
stop because they didn't have enough. Air traffic

00:28:36.109 --> 00:28:37.650
controllers. Those Californians are stupid. I

00:28:37.650 --> 00:28:39.809
know, right? I almost think they do this. Santa

00:28:39.809 --> 00:28:41.609
Barbara was another one. I almost think they

00:28:41.609 --> 00:28:43.750
do this shit on purpose. Yeah. Just to spite,

00:28:43.910 --> 00:28:46.670
you know, Trump and whatever. And Republicans.

00:28:46.950 --> 00:28:48.730
Anyway, but continue. So anyway, so we get in

00:28:48.730 --> 00:28:52.250
there and the security was a breeze, right? And

00:28:52.250 --> 00:28:54.289
I thanked the young man. I was like, thank you

00:28:54.289 --> 00:28:56.109
for being here, for doing this. Oh, look at you.

00:28:56.210 --> 00:28:57.869
And he actually stopped and he looked at me and

00:28:57.869 --> 00:28:59.609
he was very appreciative for me saying that.

00:28:59.750 --> 00:29:01.589
He goes, thank you very much for recognizing

00:29:01.589 --> 00:29:03.990
that. He goes, a lot of people don't. That's

00:29:03.990 --> 00:29:10.430
very cool. So we blew through TSA, and we got

00:29:10.430 --> 00:29:14.970
on the plane. Zero delay. Nice. Zero delay. And

00:29:14.970 --> 00:29:18.329
then we got there. Non -stop. Yeah, it was non

00:29:18.329 --> 00:29:20.730
-stop. Smart. And we landed about 5 o 'clock.

00:29:20.829 --> 00:29:23.690
I tell you what, Dallas has bad traffic. D .C.

00:29:23.730 --> 00:29:27.410
has worse traffic. It's a fucking nightmare at

00:29:27.410 --> 00:29:31.690
all times. And so we land about five. We had

00:29:31.690 --> 00:29:34.690
to get to the Gaylord Harbor or something like

00:29:34.690 --> 00:29:37.470
that. It's on the Potomac. And it took an hour

00:29:37.470 --> 00:29:41.210
to get there to go like 20 miles. And it was

00:29:41.210 --> 00:29:43.490
a disaster. So we ended up going there because

00:29:43.490 --> 00:29:45.390
that's where Julie had to pick up her running

00:29:45.390 --> 00:29:47.789
packet and everything for the marathon. It's

00:29:47.789 --> 00:29:52.849
horrible. So I was caught some of that. Where

00:29:52.849 --> 00:29:55.210
did you have to go? Like downtown New York? Where

00:29:55.210 --> 00:29:58.279
did you have to pick the packet? D .C. I wasn't

00:29:58.279 --> 00:29:59.940
in New York. It was D .C. I'm sorry. It's actually

00:29:59.940 --> 00:30:02.839
in Virginia, but the Gaylord National Harbor.

00:30:03.779 --> 00:30:06.579
I guess that's Virginia. I don't know. I was

00:30:06.579 --> 00:30:08.220
thinking you said New York earlier. I'm not quite

00:30:08.220 --> 00:30:10.680
sure where D .C. and Virginia kind of, where

00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:13.039
that border is. It all just kind of melts together,

00:30:13.200 --> 00:30:15.140
to be honest. Probably where the crime has stopped.

00:30:15.299 --> 00:30:17.759
That's the D .C. area. Right. No crime past this

00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:19.500
point. Yeah. Well, it's a huge just metropolitan

00:30:19.500 --> 00:30:23.759
area. So, yeah. So, that little right there.

00:30:23.900 --> 00:30:27.099
So, we had to work our way over there. And it

00:30:27.099 --> 00:30:30.039
was a disaster. That area there is kind of like

00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:33.359
shops at Legacy. Look how congested all that

00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:35.119
shit is, though, man. Look at that, man. It's

00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:38.099
a mess everywhere. Anyway, sorry. Keep going.

00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:39.920
Is that actually in Maryland? Yeah, technically

00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:42.240
in Maryland. Scroll out a little bit. How far

00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:46.240
does that go down, that lake? That's the Potomac

00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:48.799
River. So where does the Potomac empty out? Into

00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:52.420
the ocean, right? Into the Atlantic. So potentially

00:30:52.420 --> 00:30:54.970
someone can like... Chesapeake Bay. Someone can

00:30:54.970 --> 00:30:58.410
scuba dive all the way to the White House. Scuba

00:30:58.410 --> 00:31:00.309
dive. Well, the river doesn't go next to the

00:31:00.309 --> 00:31:03.130
White House. It goes pretty close. That's an

00:31:03.130 --> 00:31:06.349
awfully big strap. Are you worried about Chinese

00:31:06.349 --> 00:31:09.690
frogmen coming out of the Potomac? They could

00:31:09.690 --> 00:31:11.670
show up right at the Lincoln Memorial. I wouldn't

00:31:11.670 --> 00:31:14.390
doubt if they have some kind of underwater...

00:31:14.390 --> 00:31:18.490
I guarantee they do. Something monitoring. So

00:31:18.490 --> 00:31:22.509
anyway, we flew in the Dulles, which... In hindsight,

00:31:22.650 --> 00:31:25.289
we should have flown into Reagan, but we flew

00:31:25.289 --> 00:31:28.710
into Dulles, which was farther out. It wasn't

00:31:28.710 --> 00:31:30.190
a shit show, but I tell you what, Dulles, if

00:31:30.190 --> 00:31:31.970
you ever go in there and you check a bag, you

00:31:31.970 --> 00:31:34.009
have to walk at least 13 miles to get to the

00:31:34.009 --> 00:31:38.089
baggage claim. At least. They didn't have those

00:31:38.089 --> 00:31:40.049
fast track walking paths where you stand on it?

00:31:40.089 --> 00:31:43.250
On some of it, yes. On some of it, yes. Because

00:31:43.250 --> 00:31:45.970
the terminals are exceptionally long, and then

00:31:45.970 --> 00:31:48.210
you have to go underground underneath the railroad

00:31:48.210 --> 00:31:50.809
to get to the other side. That is quite the distance,

00:31:50.869 --> 00:31:52.890
13 miles. It wasn't quite 13 miles. Well, that

00:31:52.890 --> 00:31:55.289
was her marathon warm -up. Yes, that was her

00:31:55.289 --> 00:31:58.130
half marathon. That's good to know. Don't wear

00:31:58.130 --> 00:32:03.369
Crocs, right? Yeah, no shit. So then we just

00:32:03.369 --> 00:32:04.789
went to, they had a Whole Foods right across.

00:32:04.950 --> 00:32:06.990
We went over there. It was late. We got a salad

00:32:06.990 --> 00:32:09.069
and went back to the hotel room and ate a salad.

00:32:10.040 --> 00:32:12.539
No, no, no. I had a solid. Well, first off, you

00:32:12.539 --> 00:32:14.279
took eight or ten pictures of old -fashioned.

00:32:14.420 --> 00:32:17.539
Yeah, it was a fucking old -fashioned salad.

00:32:17.940 --> 00:32:19.500
Every three minutes. Every three minutes. Oh,

00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:20.740
here's another picture of an old -fashioned.

00:32:20.940 --> 00:32:23.799
Oh, another one. Hey, Sean, Sean, look at this.

00:32:23.819 --> 00:32:26.980
Another picture of an old -fashioned. Was it

00:32:26.980 --> 00:32:29.900
just a drink -a -thon? Dinner's time it was.

00:32:30.059 --> 00:32:32.240
Was it buy nine, get one free? No. I think you

00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:34.700
had one, and that was it. Whatever. One an hour?

00:32:34.900 --> 00:32:36.640
No. What the hell? It seemed like every five

00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:39.750
minutes, another picture was popping up. Yeah,

00:32:39.750 --> 00:32:43.470
yeah. I enjoyed some. One of the restaurants

00:32:43.470 --> 00:32:46.029
we went to the night before the marathon was

00:32:46.029 --> 00:32:50.069
Lena's 151 Havana, I think. But they had stag

00:32:50.069 --> 00:32:53.289
there. And I asked, I was like, of course the

00:32:53.289 --> 00:32:56.569
waiter doesn't know jack shit about whiskeys

00:32:56.569 --> 00:32:58.829
or bourbon. I was like, at the bar you had a

00:32:58.829 --> 00:33:01.190
couple. I'd like to know what the price is per

00:33:01.190 --> 00:33:04.559
pork. I was going to get a couple for me and

00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:06.079
the other guy that I was with. You should have

00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:07.819
played it off and gotten a really cheap, like,

00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:09.880
confuse him and make it sound like it's a shitty.

00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:13.759
Was Tim with you? No, it was Colin, Amanda's

00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:16.240
husband. That's who they. Is he a whiskey guy?

00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:18.759
Yeah, that's who we went up to visit in Wyoming.

00:33:19.019 --> 00:33:21.599
Yeah, that's where we went. How much did you

00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:25.240
say it was for a stag? Well, then I go, you have

00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:26.980
a stag up there. I want to know how much it is.

00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:29.119
He was looking at his computer. It wasn't in

00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:31.079
the computer. So we get up to the bar. He brings

00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:34.279
the bottle. as well as the George T. Stag, the

00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:36.160
really expensive stuff. Did you butt lose it

00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:38.200
real quick? Yeah, you should have. I did. I just

00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.279
chucked it. No, you should have said, oh my God,

00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:42.160
look at that guy over there. What was the proof

00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:45.279
on them? It was the 127 was the Stag. I didn't

00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:46.460
look at the other one because I was like, I know

00:33:46.460 --> 00:33:48.220
that's going to be too expensive. Well, it was

00:33:48.220 --> 00:33:50.759
$50 for one ounce. What the hell? I was like,

00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:52.660
yeah, I'm going to pass. What would you expect

00:33:52.660 --> 00:33:55.819
it to be? Well. 25? Yeah, I was at a place. You

00:33:55.819 --> 00:33:57.319
would have done it for 25 an ounce? I would have

00:33:57.319 --> 00:34:01.160
bought two for 25. Whoa. Okay, hold on. So you

00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:04.660
didn't drink the stag? No. So I just had some

00:34:04.660 --> 00:34:07.359
beers that night. Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager.

00:34:07.859 --> 00:34:11.159
That's really good, actually. Okay, good. They

00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:14.079
have it everywhere up there. So anyway, the marathon

00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.179
was the next day. Julie gets up like at 4 o 'clock

00:34:16.179 --> 00:34:18.639
in the morning or 4 .30. It was from when to

00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:20.420
when. Usually they start early, right? They start

00:34:20.420 --> 00:34:23.219
at 7 .20 in the morning. Yeah, because they want

00:34:23.219 --> 00:34:26.319
to tear that stuff down so people aren't... hugely

00:34:26.319 --> 00:34:28.239
inconvenient. Hey, like we were. Remember when

00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:30.320
they had the marathon here in Frisco? But you

00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:32.239
know what? They were probably warned for like

00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:34.079
three to four weeks prior to that so they could

00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:36.860
plan. Yeah, no, that didn't happen. And be aware.

00:34:37.219 --> 00:34:38.559
No, I don't think it happened. They don't let

00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:41.539
them know. This is only the 50th time, so they

00:34:41.539 --> 00:34:43.219
weren't expecting this, were they? You know what

00:34:43.219 --> 00:34:46.159
would be kind of cool, though? Honestly, regarding

00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:49.880
the Frisco thing, honestly, look, they have signs

00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:51.860
everywhere, like Jeff said. They have signs everywhere.

00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:57.099
All they have to say is, Go north. To escape

00:34:57.099 --> 00:35:00.400
this rat's nest, go north. Here is your way out.

00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:03.480
Just go north. Like emergency exit sign. Like

00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.960
on an airplane. Like detour. I mean, yeah, just

00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:08.099
kind of like go north. I agree with that. Literally

00:35:08.099 --> 00:35:10.639
could not get out of there. I mean, it was painful.

00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:12.320
And then that's just it. Regardless whether they

00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:13.900
tell you or not, the average folk aren't going

00:35:13.900 --> 00:35:15.400
to listen to any of that stuff. And I know we've

00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.079
covered this before, but I want to go over it

00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:19.530
again. You know how when you lived here as long

00:35:19.530 --> 00:35:21.090
as we have, we've been here a long -ass time,

00:35:21.190 --> 00:35:25.269
I knew every secret escape route. I was like,

00:35:25.289 --> 00:35:26.769
okay, I'll just go through the subdivision. I

00:35:26.769 --> 00:35:28.150
know there's two exits there, and I bet you that

00:35:28.150 --> 00:35:30.889
one way on the far side nobody knows about. Every

00:35:30.889 --> 00:35:34.590
blessed one was completely shut down. I was like,

00:35:34.650 --> 00:35:38.130
oh, my God. We can literally not get out of here.

00:35:38.289 --> 00:35:40.630
I don't understand because I got out. I had zero

00:35:40.630 --> 00:35:42.849
problem. Because you flashed your badge. You

00:35:42.849 --> 00:35:44.929
went the right way. I'm a marathoner's husband.

00:35:45.969 --> 00:35:48.230
No, I wasn't going to the marathon. Yeah, but

00:35:48.230 --> 00:35:50.389
you knew how to go. You knew which way to go.

00:35:50.469 --> 00:35:52.210
I just went out Rolliter. No, you got the secret

00:35:52.210 --> 00:35:55.389
code. And you can get out through Rolliter? I

00:35:55.389 --> 00:35:58.210
did. That's because you knew. Anyway. Anyway,

00:35:58.269 --> 00:36:01.570
move on. So the marathon, she gets there. They

00:36:01.570 --> 00:36:04.110
tell you to get there 90 minutes before. So you're

00:36:04.110 --> 00:36:06.949
getting there at what? Before 6, right? Jeez,

00:36:06.949 --> 00:36:09.809
that's an early morning. And so they get there,

00:36:09.849 --> 00:36:13.670
take the Metro over there, and the race starts

00:36:13.670 --> 00:36:16.730
at 7 .20. She crosses the starting line a little

00:36:16.730 --> 00:36:19.489
after 8. And you had an active role in this one.

00:36:19.610 --> 00:36:21.530
Oh, yeah. You had to be on the whole route, and

00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:24.269
you were... They call it Sherpa. That's right.

00:36:24.590 --> 00:36:25.889
Sherpa. Because you're carrying around... Just

00:36:25.889 --> 00:36:28.489
like the Himalayan Sherpa. I was wearing my big

00:36:28.489 --> 00:36:31.809
ox wool thing. I bet you were comfortable. Is

00:36:31.809 --> 00:36:34.190
that like Beethoven, the... The big old St. Bernard.

00:36:34.469 --> 00:36:36.050
You were carrying a big barrel. Yeah, it was.

00:36:36.050 --> 00:36:38.769
It was strapped to me. And you were, like, pumping

00:36:38.769 --> 00:36:40.889
into people's drinks. I was. And a straw. Do

00:36:40.889 --> 00:36:42.250
you have a straw? You all right, mate? You all

00:36:42.250 --> 00:36:44.969
right? You had stags in the barrel? I did. Stags.

00:36:45.050 --> 00:36:47.730
She was drunk as shit when she finished. 50 bucks

00:36:47.730 --> 00:36:51.030
a pop. Here we go. No shit. Open your mouth.

00:36:52.349 --> 00:36:53.809
So anyway. That's actually a good idea. They

00:36:53.809 --> 00:36:57.849
have, in the past, they've had, they shoot a

00:36:57.849 --> 00:37:01.110
huge cannon off to launch the. the marathon.

00:37:01.570 --> 00:37:04.070
They used to have paratroopers come down as well

00:37:04.070 --> 00:37:05.989
on a big flyover. Really? For some reason, they

00:37:05.989 --> 00:37:07.449
didn't do it. Probably because the government

00:37:07.449 --> 00:37:10.250
shut down. So they didn't do that. They shot

00:37:10.250 --> 00:37:13.070
the cannon, though. And like I said... What's

00:37:13.070 --> 00:37:14.889
a cannon? That's the start. I mean, I know what

00:37:14.889 --> 00:37:17.989
a cannon is. Here's a howitzer. I don't know.

00:37:18.090 --> 00:37:19.590
I mean, usually they have a little gun. There's

00:37:19.590 --> 00:37:21.869
all kinds. That was a cannon. Was it a really

00:37:21.869 --> 00:37:24.650
big one or like a Civil War, Revolutionary War

00:37:24.650 --> 00:37:27.409
type cannon? Or was it like a howitzer? It was

00:37:27.409 --> 00:37:29.090
like that big Nazi one that could shoot like

00:37:29.090 --> 00:37:32.489
800 miles. Oh, my God. Remember that one? And

00:37:32.489 --> 00:37:35.289
it was on a train? Yes. It was a train gun? I

00:37:35.289 --> 00:37:37.230
have no idea what size it was. I would say it's

00:37:37.230 --> 00:37:39.769
big enough. God. Yeah. Why do you have to throw

00:37:39.769 --> 00:37:42.469
a Nazi gun in there? Okay, German. What, American

00:37:42.469 --> 00:37:44.710
howitzers aren't good enough? Those things were

00:37:44.710 --> 00:37:46.869
huge. They were. And some of them were literally

00:37:46.869 --> 00:37:49.329
on trains. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if America

00:37:49.329 --> 00:37:51.050
ever made them that big back then. No, we didn't.

00:37:51.550 --> 00:37:53.469
So anyway, so like I said, it started at 7 .20.

00:37:53.510 --> 00:37:55.449
She crossed the starting line at 8. That's how

00:37:55.449 --> 00:37:58.630
many people there were to unwind and get going.

00:37:59.170 --> 00:38:02.469
That is a long. Took her 40 minutes to get up

00:38:02.469 --> 00:38:05.369
to the starting point. And this whole thing takes

00:38:05.369 --> 00:38:06.869
like three and a half hours, four hours, five

00:38:06.869 --> 00:38:08.550
and a half hours. What does it take? She did

00:38:08.550 --> 00:38:10.789
it a little over six hours. Six hours. Yeah.

00:38:11.489 --> 00:38:14.190
This would be my last one too. Yeah. It would

00:38:14.190 --> 00:38:16.650
never have been my first one. Yeah. Yeah, not

00:38:16.650 --> 00:38:19.530
for me, but she enjoys them. Yeah, kudos. So

00:38:19.530 --> 00:38:21.429
I was going to say, if you ever want to do a

00:38:21.429 --> 00:38:24.389
marathon, I would recommend that one because

00:38:24.389 --> 00:38:27.989
it's very cool. Washington, D .C. is absolutely

00:38:27.989 --> 00:38:31.130
beautiful. It's a very cool city. Weather was

00:38:31.130 --> 00:38:34.429
perfect. No weird protests. No, none of that

00:38:34.429 --> 00:38:37.929
shit. That's good. Mid -40s in the morning. Trump

00:38:37.929 --> 00:38:42.750
cleaned it up. It got up to 60, 61 degrees. Have

00:38:42.750 --> 00:38:45.369
you been there before? Oh, yeah. Was there any

00:38:45.369 --> 00:38:49.250
weird shit going on then? No. Damn. I thought

00:38:49.250 --> 00:38:51.349
it was Trump. I don't know. I guess it wasn't

00:38:51.349 --> 00:38:55.530
Trump. I saw some pictures. You were Jefferson

00:38:55.530 --> 00:38:58.869
or Lincoln Memorial? I thought it was shut down

00:38:58.869 --> 00:39:03.829
because they have a lot of construction out there.

00:39:03.969 --> 00:39:06.030
Almost every building is under construction or

00:39:06.030 --> 00:39:09.670
rehab of some sort. Everywhere. But the Lincoln

00:39:09.670 --> 00:39:12.929
Memorial is being rehabbed and they're adding

00:39:12.929 --> 00:39:20.400
stuff to it. It's going to be gold -plated. Are

00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:22.900
they adding a ballroom to the Lincoln Memorial?

00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:25.119
That's what it is. The whole area is just going

00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:26.619
to be one big ballroom. Yeah, they're just tearing

00:39:26.619 --> 00:39:28.000
everything down and making a ballroom? Yeah.

00:39:28.860 --> 00:39:31.300
Awesome. Part of the steps were, they actually

00:39:31.300 --> 00:39:34.300
have a huge ramp now for wheelchair folks. The

00:39:34.300 --> 00:39:36.539
steps are about half that size. They have a huge

00:39:36.539 --> 00:39:41.679
switchback ramp. Going up as well for the. So

00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:44.500
they tore out those stairs and made a ramp? I

00:39:44.500 --> 00:39:46.500
think they built something over the top of them.

00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:49.579
Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. So that's not, doesn't look

00:39:49.579 --> 00:39:52.679
like that exactly anymore. That was August 2013

00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:55.119
right there. Yeah. So I don't know how long the.

00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:57.960
Wheelchair ramp's been there, but the steps are

00:39:57.960 --> 00:39:59.519
about half that size now. I wonder if that family

00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.579
knows that everybody who looks at the Lincoln

00:40:01.579 --> 00:40:03.940
Memorial, their family is like right there front

00:40:03.940 --> 00:40:05.039
and center. Well, that kid's probably married

00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:08.739
with three kids at this point. Right. That's

00:40:08.739 --> 00:40:10.500
12 years ago. You're right. Yeah, that's a while

00:40:10.500 --> 00:40:14.400
ago. Parents may be dead. Wow. Jesus. Wow. How

00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:16.789
dark did we get there? They were probably killed

00:40:16.789 --> 00:40:19.570
in a plane crash. So, yeah. I may have a picture

00:40:19.570 --> 00:40:23.190
of it. I don't know. Well, you never know. No,

00:40:23.210 --> 00:40:25.250
you don't. But, you know, they could be happily

00:40:25.250 --> 00:40:27.309
still alive. So, who was the artist that did

00:40:27.309 --> 00:40:29.949
the Lincoln Memorial? Not necessarily the memorial,

00:40:30.110 --> 00:40:33.650
but the actual statue in there. Are they well

00:40:33.650 --> 00:40:39.829
-known? Da Vinci. I mean, but to me, it's a...

00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:42.519
Great piece of artwork. Oh, brilliant. So I'm

00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:44.960
just like, you know, these people are like unheard

00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:47.039
of. You kind of see the ramp there. That's looking

00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:49.760
out at the memorial or at the monument. Oh, yeah.

00:40:49.820 --> 00:40:50.980
Well, they built it on the side. I see that.

00:40:51.019 --> 00:40:53.739
So there's a huge, huge ramp. I guess there was

00:40:53.739 --> 00:40:56.880
enough complaints that there weren't. There's

00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:59.920
people like dying from lack of oxygen trying

00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:02.199
to get up there. But that is pretty cool. And

00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:04.099
you went into, can you go into that memorial,

00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:07.400
that space? What is it called? Oh, yeah. It's

00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:09.670
outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Lincoln Memorial?

00:41:09.889 --> 00:41:11.909
The Lincoln Memorial, but what about the tall

00:41:11.909 --> 00:41:15.030
one? Yeah, well, you used to be able to. I think

00:41:15.030 --> 00:41:18.230
you still can. The National Mall? National Monument?

00:41:18.349 --> 00:41:20.110
No, the Washington Monument. Not Washington,

00:41:20.130 --> 00:41:22.150
but that's part of the mall. That's part of the

00:41:22.150 --> 00:41:23.829
mall, yes. Okay, okay. Yeah, the National Mall.

00:41:24.530 --> 00:41:27.010
The Washington Monument, yes. I believe you could

00:41:27.010 --> 00:41:30.630
go up into it. We did not. It was closed. I might

00:41:30.630 --> 00:41:34.329
have done that as a kid. I don't remember. Doesn't

00:41:34.329 --> 00:41:36.269
count. No, it doesn't count. There's a lot of

00:41:36.269 --> 00:41:38.650
things I did as a kid that doesn't count. It

00:41:38.650 --> 00:41:41.730
sucks. So hold on. The Lincoln Memorial was carved

00:41:41.730 --> 00:41:44.889
by, what was his name? By the way, he's big.

00:41:45.909 --> 00:41:49.889
Daniel Chester French. It's a lot bigger than

00:41:49.889 --> 00:41:53.329
people think. Interesting. Oh, the National Monument?

00:41:53.489 --> 00:41:57.269
Yeah, well, the carving of Lincoln. I mean, if

00:41:57.269 --> 00:42:01.050
you've seen, what's the show? National Treasure.

00:42:01.630 --> 00:42:04.530
See, look how big it is. I mean, those are little

00:42:04.530 --> 00:42:07.130
tiny humans next to the, well, smaller humans

00:42:07.130 --> 00:42:11.269
next to that carving. It's a big statue. It's

00:42:11.269 --> 00:42:13.030
brilliant. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Like, even,

00:42:13.070 --> 00:42:15.829
like, I guess what I'm kind of driving at is

00:42:15.829 --> 00:42:18.050
that there's, like, even, where was that? Was

00:42:18.050 --> 00:42:21.050
that New York or Boston? But there's, like, around

00:42:21.050 --> 00:42:23.949
these city buildings, they have, like, these

00:42:23.949 --> 00:42:27.610
statues out there. Right. They're done incredibly.

00:42:27.769 --> 00:42:30.389
They have these draped cloths over these stone

00:42:30.389 --> 00:42:32.849
things. And it's like you can see the features

00:42:32.849 --> 00:42:36.130
under the cloth. And to me, to have that vision,

00:42:36.190 --> 00:42:39.110
to be able to put that, it's pretty crazy. And

00:42:39.110 --> 00:42:42.510
carve it out of one block of marble. Yes. I've

00:42:42.510 --> 00:42:45.070
seen some statues in my life that the level of

00:42:45.070 --> 00:42:48.429
detail, you would just be astounded. Yeah. By

00:42:48.429 --> 00:42:51.570
the way, you guys crack me the hell up on those

00:42:51.570 --> 00:42:57.059
bourbon bottle suits. What? Paul's bourbon bottle.

00:42:57.260 --> 00:43:02.780
Oh, yes. Yes. I was laughing so hard. Yeah, and

00:43:02.780 --> 00:43:06.139
of course you had to top me. If I knew we were

00:43:06.139 --> 00:43:09.420
getting ugly about it, I would have made it worse.

00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:13.820
You said everyone drinking that one is something.

00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:16.900
After the listeners not knowing. Jeff, explain

00:43:16.900 --> 00:43:19.260
what you did. I didn't do it. Paul started it.

00:43:19.340 --> 00:43:22.960
What did you do, Paul? You know, we've all been

00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:25.960
doing this thing where wherever we are, we have

00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:28.679
a picture of, you know, we're throwing each other's

00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:31.460
faces. Yeah. We're totally just throwing each

00:43:31.460 --> 00:43:34.340
other's faces that we're holding a glass of bourbon,

00:43:34.340 --> 00:43:36.679
you know, in front of some amazing background.

00:43:36.860 --> 00:43:38.860
Well, then we got retarded with it and started

00:43:38.860 --> 00:43:42.880
doing AI where this big muscular arm is with

00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:45.039
fairies and shit in the background or whatever.

00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.440
I made a video of this last one. Yes, you did.

00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:52.630
Yeah. And they were like. It was a griffin and

00:43:52.630 --> 00:43:54.349
a hydra fighting. And they were hovering over

00:43:54.349 --> 00:43:57.389
your glass of bourbon. Anyway, I was going to

00:43:57.389 --> 00:43:58.750
take this to a whole new level. And I was like,

00:43:58.829 --> 00:44:00.710
you know what? I'm going to take the picture

00:44:00.710 --> 00:44:04.030
that we have on the wall here of us in some sort

00:44:04.030 --> 00:44:09.809
of French, faggoty French royal general stuff.

00:44:10.329 --> 00:44:12.929
Anyway, I was like, I told AI, put that on a

00:44:12.929 --> 00:44:16.159
bottle. Call it Jeff of us. Jeff of us, you know,

00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:18.679
bourbon. Right. And then I was going to do a

00:44:18.679 --> 00:44:21.139
review of how horrible it was. And I said, put

00:44:21.139 --> 00:44:23.800
it on a ledge with a Roman background. And it

00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:25.880
did a pretty damn good job. It was good. Yeah,

00:44:25.940 --> 00:44:28.519
it was good. And then, so I did that. And then

00:44:28.519 --> 00:44:30.300
the review was that it was really horrible. And

00:44:30.300 --> 00:44:33.219
then you just had to get ugly with your. With

00:44:33.219 --> 00:44:38.079
your return. I did not get ugly. Well, my feelings

00:44:38.079 --> 00:44:39.559
were hurted. That's all I know. Yeah, I had to

00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:41.460
stick with the Roman theme. It was called Paulus

00:44:41.460 --> 00:44:47.000
Minimus. Tastes like coconut. You know what?

00:44:47.340 --> 00:44:50.619
Okay, guys out there, if you want to have fun

00:44:50.619 --> 00:44:54.820
roasting and mocking your friends, use AI because

00:44:54.820 --> 00:44:58.119
you can have a ball with it. Yes. When you had

00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.260
to use a more recent picture, I at least used

00:45:00.260 --> 00:45:02.840
your... Oh, that's not recent? Well, but it's

00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:05.960
not real. It looked good, though. It looked good

00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:07.679
in the label, didn't it? It did. Yeah, everything

00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:09.679
looked great, man. Yeah, AI is the way to go

00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:11.039
if you're going to give each other shit about

00:45:11.039 --> 00:45:15.400
stuff, man. It's fun. And it's limitless. It's

00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:18.579
whatever you can imagine and tell it effectively

00:45:18.579 --> 00:45:22.019
in prompts. Well, if it gets it right. I had

00:45:22.019 --> 00:45:23.960
to do a couple times to get the background to

00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:27.000
be something. Did you see your hand? You've got

00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:32.039
a hoof. In the picture, it's a dead -on hoof.

00:45:32.099 --> 00:45:33.900
Yeah, take a look at it, Chuck. I'm telling you,

00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:36.619
it looks awful. That's funny. Yes, it's like

00:45:36.619 --> 00:45:42.340
three big, thick fingers. AI still doesn't get

00:45:42.340 --> 00:45:43.760
things right. Oh, it still struggles on some

00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:45.480
things. It's really kind of interesting. Yes.

00:45:45.579 --> 00:45:47.880
So anyway, to wrap up the marathon, she did great.

00:45:47.940 --> 00:45:51.139
She finished. Yeah, she's huge. But there was

00:45:51.139 --> 00:45:54.610
a snafu with the infrastructure at DC. They have

00:45:54.610 --> 00:45:59.090
the metro there, the train, right? And the station

00:45:59.090 --> 00:46:04.070
where the finish line is, Roslyn, was down because

00:46:04.070 --> 00:46:07.969
one of the escalators broke. So they shut the

00:46:07.969 --> 00:46:12.269
station down, which caused everything to back

00:46:12.269 --> 00:46:16.389
up. The finish line? At the finish line. So everyone

00:46:16.389 --> 00:46:17.969
was going to the finish line, but they couldn't

00:46:17.969 --> 00:46:21.409
get there. Oh, no. All the spectators, the family

00:46:21.409 --> 00:46:23.730
and everything, right? Oh, okay, but the runners

00:46:23.730 --> 00:46:25.849
could. Well, the runners were up top running

00:46:25.849 --> 00:46:27.789
around. Okay, okay, okay. So you want to get

00:46:27.789 --> 00:46:29.610
to the finish line so you can pick them up and

00:46:29.610 --> 00:46:31.750
then go back to the hotel or whatever you're

00:46:31.750 --> 00:46:33.590
doing, right? Yep, I got you. So all the spectators,

00:46:33.610 --> 00:46:36.909
probably 500 ,000 people or something ridiculous.

00:46:36.909 --> 00:46:38.690
I heard a million people were out there watching

00:46:38.690 --> 00:46:41.909
this. Oh, wow. Oh, no, thank you. That's too

00:46:41.909 --> 00:46:45.789
much. We're trying to get to this station, and

00:46:45.789 --> 00:46:47.619
they couldn't. People were going to different

00:46:47.619 --> 00:46:50.480
stations. But we finally got on a train, and

00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:53.619
we had like eight stops. We wanted to go see

00:46:53.619 --> 00:46:55.039
her again, but we couldn't get there in time.

00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:58.860
Each stop, they sat there for five minutes times

00:46:58.860 --> 00:47:02.320
eight stops. So we sat on the train for 45 minutes.

00:47:02.579 --> 00:47:03.820
You must have been pulling your hair out. So

00:47:03.820 --> 00:47:05.380
it was like, well, okay, we're not going to see

00:47:05.380 --> 00:47:06.659
them because there was another lady running.

00:47:06.699 --> 00:47:08.119
We're not going to see them where we wanted to.

00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:09.880
We're just going to go to the finish line because

00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:11.380
by the time we get there, they're going to be

00:47:11.380 --> 00:47:13.059
finishing. That's what happened. I would be kind

00:47:13.059 --> 00:47:15.719
of worried about safety. Like too many people.

00:47:15.940 --> 00:47:18.840
Oh, well, when we got off at that, it opened

00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:22.159
back up for one thing. But the trains were still

00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:26.380
having problems. And it was running really slow.

00:47:26.800 --> 00:47:28.840
Well, when we got off, it was like, did you ever

00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:32.380
see those India or Japanese train stations where

00:47:32.380 --> 00:47:35.500
it's like 20 people deep trying to get onto the

00:47:35.500 --> 00:47:39.039
train? That's the way it was. So the doors open

00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:41.500
and you have this horde of people wanting to

00:47:41.500 --> 00:47:44.530
get on. Right. So I was just like. I just busted

00:47:44.530 --> 00:47:46.750
my way through and the people were following

00:47:46.750 --> 00:47:49.130
me. I was like, I'm getting off. And we fought

00:47:49.130 --> 00:47:51.070
our way through this. It was ridiculous. And

00:47:51.070 --> 00:47:53.289
we finally made it up. People were lined up.

00:47:53.409 --> 00:47:56.349
It was a sardine can in there. Because it's underground

00:47:56.349 --> 00:47:58.250
for once. You have to take the escalators down.

00:47:58.789 --> 00:48:01.550
They're all just standing there, not going anywhere.

00:48:02.849 --> 00:48:05.269
What a nightmare. And it got worse. As more people

00:48:05.269 --> 00:48:09.380
finished, everyone wanted to leave. It was taking

00:48:09.380 --> 00:48:12.820
a minimum of an hour just to get onto the platform.

00:48:13.079 --> 00:48:15.519
I'd have lost my mind. And there was a humongous

00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:20.460
line just to get to the station. Anyway, it was

00:48:20.460 --> 00:48:22.719
a disaster. We were like, screw that. So we walked

00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:24.460
to Georgetown. The last thing they wanted to

00:48:24.460 --> 00:48:26.679
do was walk. But we walked to Georgetown and

00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:29.599
called an Uber. Good call. Which ended up being

00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:33.940
the best thing because it would have taken. So

00:48:33.940 --> 00:48:36.960
she had to walk another. It was probably a mile

00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.949
and a half, two miles. She's exhausted. Well,

00:48:39.969 --> 00:48:41.110
it's not that there was a blister on her foot

00:48:41.110 --> 00:48:43.889
that was getting her. Oh, that's right. But she

00:48:43.889 --> 00:48:45.510
did. She goes, we were like, well, it's either

00:48:45.510 --> 00:48:47.809
that or you're going to have to stand for at

00:48:47.809 --> 00:48:50.190
least an hour to get to the train. And then you're

00:48:50.190 --> 00:48:52.909
probably going to be another two hours on the

00:48:52.909 --> 00:48:55.730
train to get where we need to be. Right? Yeah,

00:48:55.789 --> 00:48:58.409
but it was her last one. It was a great experience.

00:48:58.769 --> 00:49:00.309
Oh, yeah. No, it was a blast. It all worked out

00:49:00.309 --> 00:49:04.349
great. We had a really good time. Again, highly

00:49:04.349 --> 00:49:06.449
recommend D .C. in the fall. It was absolutely

00:49:06.449 --> 00:49:10.429
beautiful. It's God's country. Oh, that's right.

00:49:10.769 --> 00:49:14.369
It is God's country. Irish bars everywhere. Yes.

00:49:14.909 --> 00:49:16.710
Well, you know, it could have been worse. Imagine

00:49:16.710 --> 00:49:20.070
being a Cowboys fan at Milehouse Stadium. Oh,

00:49:20.090 --> 00:49:23.809
I know. What could be worse than that? Yes. Being

00:49:23.809 --> 00:49:27.010
an LSU fan in Baton Rouge. Yes. That could be

00:49:27.010 --> 00:49:30.269
worse. Yes. At least our coach didn't get fired.

00:49:30.980 --> 00:49:33.239
Right? Oh, that's right. The coach got fired

00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:37.159
from LSU? Oh, yeah. Because of that game. It's

00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:39.320
leading up. This was the straw that broke the

00:49:39.320 --> 00:49:41.980
back. In mid -season. Guess what he's walking

00:49:41.980 --> 00:49:46.539
away with? $50 million? $53 million. Yeah. Oh,

00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:49.960
my gosh. Fire me. Right? Hell, you can fire me

00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:53.219
for a fraction of that. Isn't that ridiculous?

00:49:53.400 --> 00:49:55.579
That's not as bad as the Jimbo deal. That was

00:49:55.579 --> 00:49:57.940
60 million. Yeah, that's fucking stupid. I thought

00:49:57.940 --> 00:50:00.559
it was 70. It might have been 70. Who knows?

00:50:00.579 --> 00:50:02.000
It's just stupid. And you know what's funny?

00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:04.760
The coach we have now was the interim coach,

00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:08.480
the assistant interim coach that they assigned

00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:11.920
when Jimbo left, and now he's the coach that's

00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:14.579
leading us to quite possibly a national championship.

00:50:14.579 --> 00:50:18.280
Well, he's also a Brian Kelly disciple. He was

00:50:18.280 --> 00:50:20.539
an assistant coach at Notre Dame. That's where

00:50:20.539 --> 00:50:22.500
he got his start. Yeah, he's getting it done.

00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:25.300
So what the hell happened to the Cowboys, man?

00:50:25.619 --> 00:50:30.199
Was the crowd going nuts? So we didn't go actually

00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:32.400
to the game. What? We were in the parking lot

00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:35.719
tailgating. And you knew that? Did you try to

00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:37.639
get into the game? Yeah, we tried. And the tickets

00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:41.739
were still like $500. Are you freaking kidding

00:50:41.739 --> 00:50:43.820
me? So you were trying to pull an audible. Yeah.

00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:47.159
But you still had fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Sunday

00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:50.119
we went to the game. It kicked off at 2 .30.

00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:52.739
That time, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so

00:50:52.739 --> 00:50:56.119
we had these $90 tailgate tickets, all you could

00:50:56.119 --> 00:50:58.340
drink, all you could eat. Oh, there you go. Did

00:50:58.340 --> 00:51:00.519
they have brats? No, they just had pizzas and

00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:05.099
like pitas and stuff. Tacos. All you can eat

00:51:05.099 --> 00:51:07.300
and drink? What kind of beer? Just beer? All

00:51:07.300 --> 00:51:09.579
kinds of local stuff. Oh, nice. That's not a

00:51:09.579 --> 00:51:13.059
bad deal for $90. But that's poor tailgating

00:51:13.059 --> 00:51:15.019
food, pita. Oh, yeah, it is. And pizza. It should

00:51:15.019 --> 00:51:18.699
be brats and meat. Yeah, you got to open up your

00:51:18.699 --> 00:51:21.639
hood of the car and cook them on the engine block.

00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:24.500
I tell you what, the Broncos are playing ball

00:51:24.500 --> 00:51:27.920
right now, right? They are. I mean, I know you've

00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:29.739
got the—so let's take a look at this. All right,

00:51:29.739 --> 00:51:33.960
so we've got the— The Pats are in there. Yeah,

00:51:33.980 --> 00:51:35.739
isn't that crazy? They're 5 -2. The Pats are

00:51:35.739 --> 00:51:39.000
great. No, 6 -2. 6 -2, the Patriots, which makes

00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:41.860
me sick because Rabel left the Titans and now

00:51:41.860 --> 00:51:44.480
he's like— doing well. I shouldn't root against

00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:46.980
him. He's not a bad guy. But still, anyway, so

00:51:46.980 --> 00:51:49.659
then the Bills are 5 -2. Dolphins have fallen

00:51:49.659 --> 00:51:52.800
apart. Yeah, but they won last week. I'm surprised

00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:56.579
that... They beat the shit out of somebody. Who'd

00:51:56.579 --> 00:51:58.900
they beat? The Dolphins kicked the crap out of

00:51:58.900 --> 00:52:00.840
somebody last week. I'm surprised that coach

00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:03.760
hasn't got canned yet. It was the Falcons. That's

00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:06.340
right. Yeah, they kicked the shit out of the

00:52:06.340 --> 00:52:08.900
Falcons. Couldn't do anything. And then you got

00:52:08.900 --> 00:52:11.699
Bronx and they're 6 -2 and they're in the NFC

00:52:11.699 --> 00:52:15.139
West. And then your poor Bengals, man, they lost

00:52:15.139 --> 00:52:19.360
again. To the fucking Jets. Yes. Yes. You know,

00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:25.460
I hear that the Cowboys have the worst defense

00:52:25.460 --> 00:52:27.519
in the NFL. I find that hard to believe because

00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:30.579
I watch the Bengals, and their defense is terrible.

00:52:30.940 --> 00:52:32.659
First off, have you seen the Titans' defense?

00:52:32.760 --> 00:52:36.679
Come on. We're 1 -7. We suck so bad. But you

00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:38.159
know what the shocking story of the NFL right

00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:43.219
now is? The Ravens, 2 -5. I'm okay with that.

00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:45.920
I am, too. I'm just saying it's shocking because

00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:47.599
they won the Super Bowl last year, did they not?

00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:49.500
The Ravens? No, no, no, no, no. No, they went

00:52:49.500 --> 00:52:51.639
to the Super Bowl against the... No, they didn't.

00:52:51.659 --> 00:52:53.380
No, they didn't. No, they didn't. Philadelphia

00:52:53.380 --> 00:52:56.800
and... Kansas City. Kansas City, yeah. Fucking

00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:59.980
Chiefs. They're always so fucking good. It drives

00:52:59.980 --> 00:53:02.380
me nuts. Oh, that's a good coach. He's got a

00:53:02.380 --> 00:53:03.860
good quarterback. I know it. I know it. I get

00:53:03.860 --> 00:53:05.760
it. They don't have some dipshit coach in there.

00:53:05.920 --> 00:53:07.980
I'm surprised by the Ravens being 2 -5, although

00:53:07.980 --> 00:53:10.679
they were 1 -5 until they won last week, so...

00:53:11.739 --> 00:53:15.059
Anyway, yeah, there we go. The Colts are a force,

00:53:15.139 --> 00:53:18.820
man. 7 -1. Who's that QB up there? Is that Anthony

00:53:18.820 --> 00:53:22.019
Richardson? No, he's hurt. Daniel Jones. Oh,

00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:25.380
that's right. Yeah, and he's playing ball. Daniel

00:53:25.380 --> 00:53:30.920
Jones and Sam, the quarterback for the Seahawks.

00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:33.739
They were both on the Minnesota Vikings last

00:53:33.739 --> 00:53:35.699
year, and they've got neither one of them now,

00:53:35.800 --> 00:53:38.960
and they suck. And they suck. Did you guys see

00:53:38.960 --> 00:53:42.280
the Scataboo injury? I didn't watch. Dislocated.

00:53:42.579 --> 00:53:44.159
It's that kind of thing where he goes down and

00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:47.360
his foot's pointing that way and the rest of

00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:49.179
his body is pointing the other way. That was

00:53:49.179 --> 00:53:51.659
painful to see. Dislocated ankle. Out for the

00:53:51.659 --> 00:53:54.219
season, I imagine. You know, I don't know how

00:53:54.219 --> 00:53:56.599
you couldn't be. Yeah, I mean. Did he get up

00:53:56.599 --> 00:53:58.820
and start running, though? No. Yeah, he started

00:53:58.820 --> 00:54:01.519
hopping. He was hopping down the sideline. But,

00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:04.300
you know, the thing about it is. See if you can

00:54:04.300 --> 00:54:07.349
find that, Chuck. I mean, because when it gets

00:54:07.349 --> 00:54:10.150
dislocated, it's not just dislocation, it's the

00:54:10.150 --> 00:54:11.949
muscles around it. Oh, all the ligaments? Oh,

00:54:11.949 --> 00:54:13.269
yeah. All the ligaments are all jacked up, man.

00:54:13.409 --> 00:54:15.030
Well, it's also got to be concerned about the

00:54:15.030 --> 00:54:17.550
blood supply as well. That's what happened, remember,

00:54:17.650 --> 00:54:19.409
when Teddy Bridgewater had his knee destroyed?

00:54:20.449 --> 00:54:23.769
Oh, God, we're going to see that. They said that

00:54:23.769 --> 00:54:27.369
he almost lost his leg. I hate seeing stuff like

00:54:27.369 --> 00:54:28.969
this. Yeah, I'm not sure I want to watch it.

00:54:28.989 --> 00:54:30.050
I haven't seen it. No, but go ahead and play

00:54:30.050 --> 00:54:31.809
it. Yeah, go ahead. Let's watch it. We're not

00:54:31.809 --> 00:54:33.710
pansies. It doesn't bother me. If I can find

00:54:33.710 --> 00:54:36.309
it. I know. Yeah, look. That was a reaction video.

00:54:36.369 --> 00:54:40.230
Yeah, the quarterback was upset. Yep. Now watch.

00:54:40.369 --> 00:54:43.170
And he doesn't. Yeah, he. Oh, there's the. And

00:54:43.170 --> 00:54:45.550
they go over there and he's like. Yeah, I'm not

00:54:45.550 --> 00:54:47.170
going to get up from this, dude. Oh, yeah. Did

00:54:47.170 --> 00:54:50.849
you see? Oh, yeah. There. Yeah, look at his.

00:54:51.170 --> 00:54:57.250
It's pointing sideways. Oh. Maybe not. That's

00:54:57.250 --> 00:54:59.530
full dislocation right there. Oh, my God. Yeah,

00:54:59.530 --> 00:55:03.090
you can see like a stump. Oh, that's awful. Yeah,

00:55:03.170 --> 00:55:06.489
he could have torn a lot of shit in that. He

00:55:06.489 --> 00:55:09.789
probably did. Oh, yeah. There it is. It's unfortunate,

00:55:09.969 --> 00:55:12.570
too, because, oh. Yeah, he's something special.

00:55:12.690 --> 00:55:15.269
Again. The way he plays. That's what's so fun

00:55:15.269 --> 00:55:17.590
for the Giants fans. They have a rookie quarterback.

00:55:17.769 --> 00:55:19.530
They have a rookie running back. There's so much

00:55:19.530 --> 00:55:22.150
young energy and they're playing well. There's

00:55:22.150 --> 00:55:26.849
a poor timing of this. Yeah. But it's a violent

00:55:26.849 --> 00:55:30.809
sport. It is. It so is. You don't have, that's

00:55:30.809 --> 00:55:33.510
why, look, I don't support them getting paid

00:55:33.510 --> 00:55:36.670
that much. I really don't. You know, it's a gamble.

00:55:36.969 --> 00:55:42.380
But it does warrant them getting paid. More than

00:55:42.380 --> 00:55:45.460
the average. It does. I get frustrated. I mean,

00:55:45.480 --> 00:55:48.659
look, we talk about the coach for LSU. I mean,

00:55:48.719 --> 00:55:52.260
53 million? To walk away. Fuck him. Yeah, to

00:55:52.260 --> 00:55:54.860
walk away. Fuck him. That is so much bullshit.

00:55:54.940 --> 00:55:57.420
Why does he deserve that? Well, you're paying

00:55:57.420 --> 00:55:59.300
it. The boosters are paying it. Yeah, if you

00:55:59.300 --> 00:56:01.280
could get it, get it. Their football program

00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:02.780
is. And I don't disagree with that, but I just

00:56:02.780 --> 00:56:04.539
think it's bullshit. It's crazy. I think that

00:56:04.539 --> 00:56:06.800
that's one of the biggest problems that we have

00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:08.639
right now with all of our tuitions going into

00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:10.860
these schools. For what? So we could pay shit

00:56:10.860 --> 00:56:12.840
like that? No, the tuitions don't pay. That's

00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:15.260
what everybody, everybody jumps on that. And

00:56:15.260 --> 00:56:19.420
this is, the football programs are paid by. Boosters.

00:56:19.860 --> 00:56:21.860
Boosters. Yeah, and the boosters are funded by

00:56:21.860 --> 00:56:26.619
who? Very rich people. Yeah, that's it. The bottom

00:56:26.619 --> 00:56:28.940
line. It's just a wasted fucking money. Well,

00:56:28.980 --> 00:56:30.280
it's their money. It's their money. They can

00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:32.480
spend it how they want. Exactly. It's their money.

00:56:33.480 --> 00:56:36.880
I want to give $100 million to... They do. Oh,

00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:38.900
yeah. Because they've got shit tons of money,

00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:41.400
and they want to see their program do well, and

00:56:41.400 --> 00:56:44.480
so, boom. They pay the football coach. So if

00:56:44.480 --> 00:56:46.940
the boosters don't do well, then they don't get

00:56:46.940 --> 00:56:50.039
paid? Obviously. Well, the boosters already have

00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:53.369
their money. Let me rephrase the question. The

00:56:53.369 --> 00:56:56.590
coaches don't get paid by the school? If they

00:56:56.590 --> 00:56:57.849
have a guaranteed contract, they're going to

00:56:57.849 --> 00:57:00.869
get paid. They do, but it comes out of a different

00:57:00.869 --> 00:57:04.309
budget, so to speak. It doesn't go into the athletics.

00:57:04.670 --> 00:57:07.449
It's the athletics budget that's paid by boosters.

00:57:08.170 --> 00:57:12.429
And probably ticket sales and other revenue sources,

00:57:12.730 --> 00:57:16.849
TV. Merchandise and TV revenue, absolutely. It's

00:57:16.849 --> 00:57:19.409
a different budget than tuition in the school.

00:57:20.539 --> 00:57:23.239
teachers concessions parking all that other what

00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:26.679
is the movie idiocracy i mean it to me it just

00:57:26.679 --> 00:57:29.059
like it gets classified yeah and i'll watch them

00:57:29.059 --> 00:57:32.619
i'm guilty of it it's just it's it's just frustrating

00:57:32.619 --> 00:57:35.719
when you have so many people on the planet struggling

00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:40.039
and and this guy walks away from 53 million dollars

00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:43.340
fuck you well imagine nba players that make ten

00:57:43.340 --> 00:57:46.280
thousand dollars every second Yeah. Every second

00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:48.139
that they play in a basketball game. Well, just

00:57:48.139 --> 00:57:50.920
like, well, you hear this whole NBA gambling

00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:53.719
thing. Oh, boy. That was a big deal. He's getting,

00:57:53.760 --> 00:57:56.059
what, $35 million a year or something like that,

00:57:56.119 --> 00:57:58.760
and he was gambling for $50 ,000? Right. Like,

00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:00.739
why are you doing this? Right. You're getting

00:58:00.739 --> 00:58:05.079
$300 ,000 a game. Right. It makes no sense. Yeah.

00:58:05.179 --> 00:58:07.820
And apparently, Kenny Smith called it out accurately.

00:58:07.900 --> 00:58:10.699
He was like, it may not make sense to you, but

00:58:10.699 --> 00:58:13.539
people who have a gambling problem, this makes

00:58:13.539 --> 00:58:17.099
total sense to him. Wow. And then, I mean, it

00:58:17.099 --> 00:58:19.940
doesn't make sense. No. You have $30 million.

00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:22.900
Why are you risking all of this for pennies?

00:58:22.900 --> 00:58:25.059
Because they have $30 million. Well, because

00:58:25.059 --> 00:58:28.619
gambling is an absolute addiction. Well, he was

00:58:28.619 --> 00:58:30.179
under contract still, so he's probably not going

00:58:30.179 --> 00:58:33.079
to get that $30 million. Right. And he was a

00:58:33.079 --> 00:58:36.840
setup person. His job was to bring high rollers

00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:42.389
to a poker game that was rigged. Did you see

00:58:42.389 --> 00:58:44.869
some of the shit that these mobsters are doing?

00:58:45.070 --> 00:58:48.730
Yeah. How they have these programs that basically

00:58:48.730 --> 00:58:50.889
can read the entire deck through the table. Right.

00:58:51.150 --> 00:58:54.030
And they know exactly what's going to be dealt.

00:58:54.530 --> 00:58:59.030
Unbelievable. Yeah. And it tells you, you know,

00:58:59.050 --> 00:59:01.590
the second hand is going to win. So the coach

00:59:01.590 --> 00:59:04.449
that got arrested, they were the people that

00:59:04.449 --> 00:59:08.070
were milked out of, you know, defrauded of $7

00:59:08.070 --> 00:59:12.400
million is what that. scandal was about oh is

00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:18.079
that why people get so mad like i hit on 18 if

00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:20.219
we're playing blackjack for example like and

00:59:20.219 --> 00:59:23.909
i should be hitting on 18 dude I get it. You

00:59:23.909 --> 00:59:25.570
shouldn't be hitting on 18. But what I'm saying

00:59:25.570 --> 00:59:27.650
is that is that why they get mad is because that

00:59:27.650 --> 00:59:30.050
it's counting cards. It throws them off. Yeah.

00:59:30.070 --> 00:59:32.630
Oh, yeah. No, they're looking at they're working

00:59:32.630 --> 00:59:34.590
the odds super quick. And they're like, when

00:59:34.590 --> 00:59:37.449
you do something unexpected, it fucks up what

00:59:37.449 --> 00:59:39.110
they think is going to happen next. Yeah, but

00:59:39.110 --> 00:59:41.090
it seems kind of fraudulent to me. But part of

00:59:41.090 --> 00:59:42.730
that ring that you were talking about, these

00:59:42.730 --> 00:59:45.250
guys were wearing glasses. This is like Ocean's

00:59:45.250 --> 00:59:48.800
Eleven shit, right? They could see the. God bless

00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:51.199
it. The card blue. They can see what's on the

00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:53.280
cards. You know, the infrared or whatever it

00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:55.800
is. They have tables. Yeah, I don't know. Underneath

00:59:55.800 --> 00:59:58.820
the cards. That too. So there was x -ray under

00:59:58.820 --> 01:00:01.199
the table that could read the cards, but also

01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:04.019
they had glasses that you could write on the

01:00:04.019 --> 01:00:06.300
card with a pen that you can't see with the human

01:00:06.300 --> 01:00:08.260
eye, but you could see it with these glasses.

01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:11.280
Glasses or contacts. They had contacts. Oh, there

01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:13.559
were contacts even. Yeah, there it is. X -ray

01:00:13.559 --> 01:00:17.900
poker table. My God, that's so crazy. Well, hey,

01:00:18.039 --> 01:00:21.760
he needs to go down. Who is it? He's a freaking

01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:23.599
Hall of Famer, man. That's what's crazy. Chauncey

01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:25.780
Billups? Yes, Chauncey Billups. Oh, my God. The

01:00:25.780 --> 01:00:27.380
x -ray table. Can you imagine everyone sitting

01:00:27.380 --> 01:00:30.699
at the table? It's probably sterile. Probably.

01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:32.699
Yeah, it can't be good. I don't think they thought

01:00:32.699 --> 01:00:35.440
of that. They say, hey, wear lead pants when

01:00:35.440 --> 01:00:39.519
you play at this table. Yeah, it's sad. But whatever,

01:00:39.659 --> 01:00:41.900
man. They need to go to jail. Well, I wonder

01:00:41.900 --> 01:00:44.780
how deep this actually goes. Man, I'm telling

01:00:44.780 --> 01:00:50.250
you. It probably goes deep. But you bust the

01:00:50.250 --> 01:00:51.909
one ring and then you're not going to find another

01:00:51.909 --> 01:00:55.030
one. You better go after the biggest one you

01:00:55.030 --> 01:00:56.929
can find because they're going to scatter like

01:00:56.929 --> 01:00:58.809
rats. Is this going to be one of these where

01:00:58.809 --> 01:01:02.210
I keep your mouth shut or you're kind of a thing?

01:01:02.369 --> 01:01:04.590
I bet you. We're talking about mob families.

01:01:05.110 --> 01:01:09.730
The big ones, the Gambinos. Crazy, man. You wouldn't

01:01:09.730 --> 01:01:13.309
think that shit goes on. Especially with as prevalent

01:01:13.309 --> 01:01:16.599
as online gambling is now. Well, then again,

01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:18.280
it was all... Go up a little bit. Look at how

01:01:18.280 --> 01:01:20.119
clear that picture is, the one in the middle.

01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:22.699
Yep. The cheater's view, they can clearly see

01:01:22.699 --> 01:01:25.059
what those cards are. Wow. Well, someone sees

01:01:25.059 --> 01:01:28.420
that view and then relays that via earpiece.

01:01:28.519 --> 01:01:31.480
Yeah, review it. To some middle -aged guy with

01:01:31.480 --> 01:01:33.440
hearing aids. I wonder if you brought a sheet

01:01:33.440 --> 01:01:35.599
of lead and put it down and go, I want my cards

01:01:35.599 --> 01:01:39.199
on this. Ooh. If they would argue with you. They

01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:41.619
probably would. Probably would. Of course it

01:01:41.619 --> 01:01:44.059
would. A little placemat. I don't believe any

01:01:44.059 --> 01:01:45.739
of this shit. I'm putting a piece of lead down.

01:01:46.860 --> 01:01:49.539
No shit. Prove to me this is an x -ray before

01:01:49.539 --> 01:01:52.320
I play. And then they'd be like. If you're a

01:01:52.320 --> 01:01:53.619
high roller, if he was just going there like

01:01:53.619 --> 01:01:55.000
me, I wouldn't give a shit. But if you're a high

01:01:55.000 --> 01:01:57.480
roller and you're betting thousands and thousands

01:01:57.480 --> 01:02:00.760
per hand, prove to me that there's no cheating

01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:02.500
here. And they're like, man from Frisco missing

01:02:02.500 --> 01:02:05.780
since poker game. Hey, man. They found a lead

01:02:05.780 --> 01:02:09.360
sheet. Anytime you're dealing with money, there's

01:02:09.360 --> 01:02:14.969
always wiggle room that. People are psycho, man,

01:02:15.030 --> 01:02:18.730
about money. Even if you have tons of it. Well,

01:02:18.750 --> 01:02:20.269
look what it does to families. It makes no sense.

01:02:20.489 --> 01:02:23.090
When parents die and there's an inheritance,

01:02:23.269 --> 01:02:26.469
some families go bonkers trying to get everything,

01:02:26.650 --> 01:02:30.010
get their share. And then there'll be a situation

01:02:30.010 --> 01:02:32.710
where there's three or four siblings and one's

01:02:32.710 --> 01:02:34.650
named the trustee, and they're like, they're

01:02:34.650 --> 01:02:36.849
all in agreement. Okay, yeah, equal, equal. Don't

01:02:36.849 --> 01:02:39.170
worry, don't worry. But as soon as the trustee...

01:02:39.550 --> 01:02:41.530
Gets into the situation, they're like, you know

01:02:41.530 --> 01:02:44.590
what? No, no, no, I'm taking it all. Yeah. And

01:02:44.590 --> 01:02:46.250
they get fucking crazy. I'm doing the work, so

01:02:46.250 --> 01:02:50.090
I get a little bit more. Right. It's crazy. Speaking

01:02:50.090 --> 01:02:53.849
of unfair things right now, Hurricane Melissa

01:02:53.849 --> 01:02:56.469
is beating the shit out of Jamaica. Well, that's

01:02:56.469 --> 01:02:58.530
what you get for putting an island there. Put

01:02:58.530 --> 01:03:00.750
an island there? Way to go, God. Wait, did the

01:03:00.750 --> 01:03:04.389
Saudis build Jamaica? What are you saying? No,

01:03:04.409 --> 01:03:07.400
it's a bad, I don't know. Saudis? No. Well, you

01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:09.420
know they built islands. Someone in the Middle

01:03:09.420 --> 01:03:12.119
East built some sort of chain of islands. Dubai

01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:15.800
has fake islands over there. Maybe not the Saudis.

01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:18.340
Well, my point is, if you're born there, you

01:03:18.340 --> 01:03:19.679
live there, raised there, I understand why you

01:03:19.679 --> 01:03:21.159
live there. But if us, we're like, oh, I'm going

01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:23.340
to retire to Jamaica. I think that's a stupid

01:03:23.340 --> 01:03:26.820
move. I think this whole region, why would you?

01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:28.860
It's beautiful. I get it. But you're dealing

01:03:28.860 --> 01:03:33.440
with this. Yes. A lot. 165. Category 5, 165 miles.

01:03:33.480 --> 01:03:35.920
I agree. I'm thinking of the locals. That's what

01:03:35.920 --> 01:03:37.880
I mean. Not the ultra rich that are vacationing

01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:39.860
there or retiring. Well, I know. But, I mean,

01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:42.940
dude. I mean, they're getting. It's awful. They're

01:03:42.940 --> 01:03:44.599
going to have landslides. There's going to be

01:03:44.599 --> 01:03:47.280
decimation. Oh, great. Haiti's right in line.

01:03:47.420 --> 01:03:50.059
Yep. So that means they're going to be. Oh, the

01:03:50.059 --> 01:03:51.960
Clinton Foundation is going to be revved right

01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:54.099
up. Oh, my God. No, I was going to say all their

01:03:54.099 --> 01:03:55.480
money is going to be gone. I wonder if it's going

01:03:55.480 --> 01:03:57.099
to get barbecued. Well, it's hitting Cuba, too.

01:03:57.159 --> 01:03:59.199
Look at that. It's going right over Cuba. And

01:03:59.199 --> 01:04:00.960
right over Cockburn. And then right into the

01:04:00.960 --> 01:04:03.940
Bahamas. Yeah, I've seen Cockburn Town a lot.

01:04:04.019 --> 01:04:07.460
I think someone just likes that name. I was like,

01:04:07.539 --> 01:04:08.980
I've never seen that before, but I've seen it

01:04:08.980 --> 01:04:12.159
on all these maps now. Cockburn. Check it out.

01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:17.159
Did you guys see there was a town somewhere in

01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:21.840
the United States? that has a park, a city park,

01:04:22.099 --> 01:04:28.219
and they created it in phases. And the end picture

01:04:28.219 --> 01:04:32.539
is a huge cock of balls that's spewing sperm.

01:04:32.539 --> 01:04:36.460
No, it can't be. Google that, Mr. Producer. Because

01:04:36.460 --> 01:04:38.840
we need to see that. No, no. Look, this is the

01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:44.219
thing. How? It happened because they developed

01:04:44.219 --> 01:04:47.679
certain areas first. And then it became like

01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:51.400
a gag at the end? I think that when they presented

01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:54.699
the picture, it was upside down or something.

01:04:56.300 --> 01:04:59.800
That's it. Right there. Top left. Right there.

01:04:59.840 --> 01:05:03.099
That's it. That's exactly it. Oh, okay. Hold

01:05:03.099 --> 01:05:05.639
on. Okay. You're just... No, no. But look at

01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:09.760
the tip. Okay. Wait, just a tip. So this is by

01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:13.480
Brambleton Library. I don't know what city or

01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:15.840
state this is. Okay. For our listeners, we're

01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:18.659
looking at the map. It's not a big penis in a

01:05:18.659 --> 01:05:21.719
park. If you look at a map. It's the green area.

01:05:21.900 --> 01:05:24.179
It's the green area of a map on Google Maps.

01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:28.159
If you look at it, it looks like a cock and balls

01:05:28.159 --> 01:05:32.860
with something shooting out of it. That's so

01:05:32.860 --> 01:05:37.570
silly, though. I mean, come on. I don't know.

01:05:37.590 --> 01:05:39.989
You think it was deliberate? Of course. And how

01:05:39.989 --> 01:05:42.150
could that not be deliberate? Well, come on.

01:05:42.230 --> 01:05:45.690
Look at that picture. Look, even right down to

01:05:45.690 --> 01:05:49.610
the water park. And it's got veins. It does.

01:05:51.789 --> 01:05:54.250
It does. And it's got walking trails. And that's

01:05:54.250 --> 01:05:56.269
in Brambleton, Virginia. It's got pubic walking

01:05:56.269 --> 01:06:01.400
trails all over. It's very vascular. Yeah. But

01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:03.159
look at the balls. They have a little sack of...

01:06:03.159 --> 01:06:07.800
It looks like pubes. The truth is those roads

01:06:07.800 --> 01:06:10.500
that form the outline of this park were probably

01:06:10.500 --> 01:06:14.079
built years and decades earlier. Do we know that?

01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:16.960
No, we don't. Well, look at the street view.

01:06:17.099 --> 01:06:19.300
How old are the buildings? I don't know. But

01:06:19.300 --> 01:06:23.039
look, the end result is there. I get it. It looks

01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:27.360
like a big... That looks pretty new. Those buildings

01:06:27.360 --> 01:06:32.739
look new? Yeah, that looks pretty new. You know,

01:06:32.780 --> 01:06:35.559
and they told me that, like, they told me that,

01:06:35.559 --> 01:06:40.079
sorry, this was recent. Okay. Like, within the

01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:42.480
last five years, and it took a while to get there.

01:06:42.539 --> 01:06:44.559
That's kind of funny, though. I thought that

01:06:44.559 --> 01:06:45.960
was hilarious. You know what, if it's somebody,

01:06:46.099 --> 01:06:50.659
if it's a, what do you call them, Chuck, party

01:06:50.659 --> 01:06:53.539
planner, city planners, if somebody came up with

01:06:53.539 --> 01:06:56.639
that design as just a joke, then, yeah, kudos

01:06:56.639 --> 01:06:59.690
to them. They pulled it off. Nice one. They managed

01:06:59.690 --> 01:07:01.889
to pull that off. Yeah. All right, we need to

01:07:01.889 --> 01:07:05.030
talk about this. This bourbon. All right, well,

01:07:05.070 --> 01:07:08.090
I'll tell you what. I reached into, I just kind

01:07:08.090 --> 01:07:10.510
of just was like, fuck it. I wasn't even looking

01:07:10.510 --> 01:07:12.789
at labels. What I was looking at was the bottle

01:07:12.789 --> 01:07:15.590
of how full it was. And I just grabbed it. I'm

01:07:15.590 --> 01:07:17.329
like, fuck it, man. We need to get through this

01:07:17.329 --> 01:07:20.889
stuff and figure it out. And I pulled out Chattanooga.

01:07:20.989 --> 01:07:24.900
We liked this last time. Oh, yeah. There's one

01:07:24.900 --> 01:07:26.519
out there we didn't care for. We always liked

01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:28.360
the Chattanoogas. This is Chattanooga whiskey,

01:07:28.539 --> 01:07:31.900
91 proof, straight bourbon whiskey. What do we

01:07:31.900 --> 01:07:35.519
know about it here? It's made in... Okay, Chattanooga

01:07:35.519 --> 01:07:40.639
is where, guys? Maryland. No. It's Tennessee.

01:07:41.000 --> 01:07:43.579
Tennessee. Yes. Well, I mean, I'm just trying

01:07:43.579 --> 01:07:45.260
to make sure you know what you're going with.

01:07:45.260 --> 01:07:47.840
Is it Tennessee whiskey or is it Bourbon? It's

01:07:47.840 --> 01:07:50.760
high malt. It's a rich malt forward approach

01:07:50.760 --> 01:07:53.239
to bourbon made from the finest malted grains.

01:07:53.360 --> 01:07:55.679
Each step of the process has been crafted to

01:07:55.679 --> 01:07:57.559
highlight the complexity of these ingredients.

01:07:57.940 --> 01:07:59.920
Do they distill themselves or do they source

01:07:59.920 --> 01:08:05.440
this? Let's see. Known to our distillers. So

01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:09.860
sourced. As barrel 91 was selected from the first

01:08:09.860 --> 01:08:12.960
100 barrels produced at our experimental distillery,

01:08:13.039 --> 01:08:16.060
we hope you enjoy it as much as we do. So, yeah,

01:08:16.100 --> 01:08:20.039
they distilled it on site. Very nice. Let's see.

01:08:20.100 --> 01:08:24.939
The mash bill is yellow corn, malted rye, caramel

01:08:24.939 --> 01:08:32.100
malted barley, and a... What does that say? What

01:08:32.100 --> 01:08:35.119
are you doing? It says honey malted barley. Honey.

01:08:35.579 --> 01:08:37.359
Honey -malted barley. Sorry, I couldn't read

01:08:37.359 --> 01:08:41.180
it. It's on the TV screen there. This is only

01:08:41.180 --> 01:08:45.479
$35. Oh, two years. It's two years old. Oh, it

01:08:45.479 --> 01:08:48.060
does say straight bourbon. Greater than two years.

01:08:48.619 --> 01:08:51.899
Yes. So we got this. This is one of our first

01:08:51.899 --> 01:08:58.220
bottles. This is good. You know what? I like

01:08:58.220 --> 01:09:00.920
it. I mean, it's not very strong. It is very,

01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:03.340
very easy to drink. But this one, you know. I

01:09:03.340 --> 01:09:05.000
think it's got good flavor for a 90 proofer.

01:09:05.159 --> 01:09:07.859
Yeah. It's got good flavor. It kind of, it doesn't

01:09:07.859 --> 01:09:09.760
last very long, but it does have a good flavor.

01:09:09.840 --> 01:09:12.859
I enjoyed it. I think this would be a good bourbon

01:09:12.859 --> 01:09:15.119
to recommend for someone. Yeah. You want to start

01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:16.819
out? What do you recommend to start out with?

01:09:16.819 --> 01:09:19.000
Get the 91 Chattanooga. It's a wonderful shipper.

01:09:19.159 --> 01:09:22.489
Yeah. Kind of has an Ambarano hint to it, though.

01:09:22.710 --> 01:09:25.829
I wonder why. Yeah, we don't understand that.

01:09:26.229 --> 01:09:28.710
Everything we've drank tonight has that tinge.

01:09:28.850 --> 01:09:30.210
Yeah, we'll talk a little bit more about the

01:09:30.210 --> 01:09:32.090
Ambarano. I'll tell you what, I am sold on it

01:09:32.090 --> 01:09:35.430
because we had a couple at my house. Stan brought

01:09:35.430 --> 01:09:39.470
over, shout out to Brian Stan and Stan Sr. Stan

01:09:39.470 --> 01:09:44.729
brought over a bottle of 101 Turkey that he had

01:09:44.729 --> 01:09:46.949
put about an inch of the Ambarano Stave in there.

01:09:48.430 --> 01:09:51.710
Perfect. Dude, everything we have put it into

01:09:51.710 --> 01:09:54.369
so far that I have tried, even Jim Beam. I had

01:09:54.369 --> 01:09:57.289
a half gallon of Jim Beam, and I put in a half

01:09:57.289 --> 01:10:00.189
a stave. It was excellent. Put in a half? That's

01:10:00.189 --> 01:10:06.229
one and a half gallons. Right, yeah. It was a

01:10:06.229 --> 01:10:11.250
handle, which is 1 .75 liters. Did you buy your

01:10:11.250 --> 01:10:13.630
own, or did you just put what I gave you? I took

01:10:13.630 --> 01:10:16.140
half of what you gave me. All right, we'll tell

01:10:16.140 --> 01:10:19.460
you what. The Chattanooga Whiskey 91 Proof Straight

01:10:19.460 --> 01:10:22.000
Bourbon notes of dried apricot, honey, toast,

01:10:22.180 --> 01:10:24.840
butterscotch. The nose, medium -bodied palate

01:10:24.840 --> 01:10:27.819
featuring a brown sugar toffee and malty sweetness.

01:10:29.899 --> 01:10:33.140
I'm going to categorize this as a 6 .8. I was

01:10:33.140 --> 01:10:36.640
at 6 .5. I was going to go 6 .3. Not that I didn't

01:10:36.640 --> 01:10:39.180
like it. I think it's excellent. Yeah, it's good.

01:10:39.840 --> 01:10:43.109
It's a good bourbon. Shout out to the Chattanooga

01:10:43.109 --> 01:10:45.350
Whiskey folks out there. Jeff, I'm glad you're

01:10:45.350 --> 01:10:49.069
back. I am sincerely a little, not disgruntled,

01:10:49.090 --> 01:10:51.250
but I get disappointed when we don't do our podcast.

01:10:51.569 --> 01:10:53.729
And you guys are all scrattled all over the planet.

01:10:53.890 --> 01:10:56.069
I get it. Everyone's busy. Shit happens in life,

01:10:56.109 --> 01:10:58.409
but God bless it. This week we got... We're back

01:10:58.409 --> 01:11:00.850
together. That was Paul's fault last week. We

01:11:00.850 --> 01:11:02.909
couldn't do a podcast. It's mostly Paul's fault.

01:11:02.970 --> 01:11:07.090
Yeah. Where was I? Tucson, I believe. Oh, look

01:11:07.090 --> 01:11:08.510
at me. I got a winter boat. It was your birthday.

01:11:08.670 --> 01:11:10.189
You were in Albuquerque. It was your birthday

01:11:10.189 --> 01:11:12.689
on Wednesday, right? I was in Albuquerque, and

01:11:12.689 --> 01:11:14.329
it was my birthday. Yeah, not too soon. That's

01:11:14.329 --> 01:11:17.430
right. Albuquerque. The big five -five. Whoa.

01:11:17.970 --> 01:11:20.989
What was that? It's so crazy. Yeah. All right.

01:11:21.149 --> 01:11:22.829
All right, well, the first half of the Dudes

01:11:22.829 --> 01:11:24.829
Like Us podcast is over. Check us out on Facebook

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01:11:27.310 --> 01:11:29.069
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01:11:29.069 --> 01:11:31.689
area anymore. Maybe I should just drop that from

01:11:31.689 --> 01:11:33.939
our closure. We haven't made anything in a while.

01:11:34.060 --> 01:11:36.399
We need to. All right, well, dudes like us, I'm

01:11:36.399 --> 01:11:38.520
Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. Thank you, Mr.

01:11:38.560 --> 01:11:39.380
Producer. Chuck.