What?
Welcome to the June 2021 edition of Do's Like Us.
It is our first June.
First June.
First ever.
Oof.
Ool proof.
That smells really good.
I wouldn't know mine's empty.
You just shot it?
Well, have to pour some more.
We had a very light pour.
Sean's on his second.
Did you really?
Yes.
Okay, that's a bunch of load of crap right there.
What kind of game are you playing?
What are you talking about?
That's your second pour, right?
I had a very light second pour, yeah.
Here, give me just a, wow, I don't want that much.
I'll pour my own.
Good God, man.
He got away from me.
Did you use a measuring cup to put that in your shot glass?
It is now full.
It's not full.
In church, my cupeth runneth overeth.
Wow.
Yeah, so tonight we are drinking a new one.
We have the standard small by 1792 and it's really good.
You filled that cup up so much.
It got away from me.
It's very bad.
You're over the shoulder.
It's so hot.
I'm in the mid shoulder.
You're in the neck.
Mid shoulder.
That's the juggler.
Whatever.
Very symbolic.
But we are drinking the 1792 foolproof tonight.
Foolproof and that would mean what proof?
125.
And what that means, foolproof, is they proof it down to match the proof of the whiskey
when it goes into the barrel before they start aging it.
It goes in at 125, I believe, for a bourbon it has to go in at 125 and then alcohol obviously
raises sometimes in the barrel as it ferments and ages and shit.
So they proof it down to 125 to say it's foolproof.
It's the same proof that goes in that comes out.
If that makes sense.
Okay, so you're saying it goes in at 125, it ends up going up as it ages and then they
dilute it back down to 125 when they bottle it.
Correct.
Interesting.
Correct.
The mash bill, it's...
Does that mean they dilute it twice?
No.
They never dilute it.
How do they dumb it down and get to 125 to get in it then?
Well that's where they measure it.
Well, I don't know the distillation process.
I think they can control what the proof is.
I don't think they ever dilute it before they put it in the barrels.
I don't think they ever do.
Well, that's interesting.
But that's a great question.
I'm not that schooled.
There's a lot of stuff that we need to find out on the detailed process.
But I don't know.
Anyway, sorry, mash bill.
Mash bill, well this website says it's undisclosed, but it's rumored to be around 75% corn, 15%
rye.
Oh, that's too high.
And Paul, he's going to throw up right now, and 10% malted barley.
Yeah.
And the color is copper.
Copper.
Are they all copper?
And it's... they're guessing...
More of a golden hue.
It's aged eight and a half years.
Eight and a half years.
Oh, that's good.
Correct.
Oh wow, I like that.
That's good.
Yes.
Like George Dickel, 12.
Uniqueness.
George who?
George Dickel.
George who?
George Dickel.
George who?
George Dickel.
George who?
George Dickel.
George who?
George Dickel.
Wow.
Oh, that's strong.
Sorry, that one...
Did you almost forget?
That's not rubbed yellow there, Sparky.
I actually...
I forgot, and it went straight to the back of my throat.
Wow, that's really strong.
Boy, if you had a nickel.
What are you looking at here?
Wow, really?
Here's gonorrhea.
All right.
So, it's a good bourbon.
You know what?
I'm not going to trash it, but it's definitely not the best bourbon that we've had at that
octane.
I couldn't even tell you why right now.
To me, it seems like a very safe bourbon.
So, what's the nose and taste and finish for you guys?
So, I've already read it.
So, I already know exactly what it is.
The taste is kind of a caramel and a vanilla.
Kind of a vanilla, yeah.
I definitely picked that up.
A dab of vanilla.
Kind of like taffy.
And it is smoky.
It's been a smoky woky barrel.
I don't smell the smoke.
I smell coconut.
It is hot.
It's really hot.
I had an excessively strong pour, and I'm regretting it.
Did it go up your nose?
Yeah.
Well, I think...
I'm not sure what to do here.
I'm panicking.
Your little slurp is what did it.
You pulled it up to your mouth, and you were like...
Yeah.
And before you know it...
Now I'm shivering.
Anyway, it's good.
It's good.
Yeah, I like it.
And we need to add it to our list.
And Austin can actually do that.
He can pull up our...
Oh, is that uploaded?
We created a bourbon list on Excel?
It's on Google Drive, I believe.
And I counted it, and it was...
Google Sheets.
If I remember correctly, we have over 50 bourbons.
Is that right?
That's more than that.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, go to Google Sheets, and I believe I saved it out there.
51.
So, yeah, we've created our database, and I have a column for comments and stuff like
that.
So as we progress and we start retasting some of these, we can add our comments.
So if he pulls it up...
So if we have a column that says, Nose, every single bourbon is going to say, vanilla, maple,
smoky.
Yep, because really the point of the list is to find out how many we have in our repertoire.
Well, that plus to remember.
We get to the point where we're like, I don't remember that one.
Yeah, seriously.
Here we are in Total Wine.
The three of us are standing there looking at all the bourbons and going, we got that
one, didn't we?
I don't know.
I think so.
I don't know.
Right.
Maybe we'll have another column with mashbills, see if there's a theme.
A pattern.
And I think we should put the distillery name on there, because we may like, well, we like
a lot of the wild turkey stuff.
Yeah.
We like a lot of the Heaven's Hill stuff, that type of thing.
I think there's more columns we can put out there to kind of say, we like this profile,
we like the Buffalo Trace profile, that type of thing.
We don't like four roses or whatever.
I'm not saying we don't, but I think we should add some of that stuff.
There it is right there.
Yeah, there it is right there.
There it is right there.
Burbone.
So how many do we have?
Should that be another?
We have 68, because how many rows up top do we have?
We have 68.
68 bourbons.
That is ridiculous.
That's our proof profile.
You know how much money that is?
We shouldn't talk about that.
Look, you made a spreadsheet on the right to...
A little graph.
Oh, the proof.
Oh my God.
That is hilarious.
So how many are over 100 proof?
One, two.
Oh, actually, there's quite a few.
Good Lord.
Yeah, that one drew some air in there.
God, Lee, there's a vacuum in the room.
There's about 15 or so.
That's over 100.
That's crazy.
All right, well, that means we have a problem.
We're working on it.
Very...
Yeah, we're working on it.
Very tart burp that was, too.
Acidic.
Well, no, it sucked in and came out.
I mean, that was...
Not many have sounds on both sides.
Your sibilant screen looks a little warped.
Oh, really.
A little.
All right, anyway, so we have not done podcasts for at least two weeks.
Two weeks, I believe.
It's really been two weeks.
Two weeks.
Because it was the end of May.
And a lot of things have been happening in the world.
One of them...
Yeah, it was all with the common denominator of the administration.
Actually the one I was going to say is that last night's...
Was it last night?
The boxing match between May...
It was Sunday.
I didn't watch it.
It was a joke.
So you guys...
So not only...
Yeah, so have you seen where they're upset?
So it went eight rounds and there was no judges.
So there was no declared winner.
Correct.
Unless somebody got knocked out, there was not going to be a winner.
And so the people were upset that nobody got knocked out.
And then on top of that, they showed...
There's a video, a short clip going around the internet of Mayweather hitting...
Is it Jake Paul?
I don't care.
Whatever his name is.
Anyway, he hits him and he connects around the...
I thought it was around the ear and he kind of stumbles forward and he looks like he's
going down to the map and Mayweather kind of bear hugs him and keeps him up.
Really?
And it's pretty obvious.
It is pretty obvious.
And they're saying that's proof that the stupid thing was rigged and that they had no intention...
They basically had both decided before the fight that we're both going to win.
So it's okay.
We're both going to make our money.
And they did.
They made a shitload of money.
Anyway, so the fans were upset and I don't blame them.
Well, they got suckered in.
Why the hell would you pay for that?
Well, I'd like to see that.
That clip?
Yeah.
Where's that clip at?
Yeah.
Find the clip where...
There it is.
Knocks him out and then holds him up.
Right?
Did you click on the wrong one?
I don't know.
Is it Jake Paul?
Logan Paul?
But held him up to continue fight.
He's a big dude.
Yeah.
And you know, I think Mayweather even said, and I think that was probably the only honest
thing about the whole thing.
He said he was like better than he thought.
...in the ring last night and he was impressed that Logan went for all eight rounds.
But now it looks like he actually did get knocked out at one point.
Let's look into this.
Well, she's annoying.
Well, yeah.
So we're going to...
This is too long.
Yeah.
Just show the one clip.
Cleavage.
Well, he could afford it a little bit.
Show the 35 second one.
Yeah.
Anyway, are you guys into boxing at all?
No.
No, I think it's...
When they do the pay-per-views and the big fights, I mean, you guys, there's no hype,
nothing.
I got suckered into that back when Mike Tyson was big.
It's retarded.
What about your kids?
Yes.
Yeah.
Mine too.
They do.
They like...
I was when I was their age.
That's when Mike Tyson was big.
Yeah.
He was fighting Spinks.
And I was fighting Hearns and Hagler and all that stuff was going on.
Back then, it was legit.
It was.
Like, Tyson was a freaking beast.
Yeah.
And I got suckered in and we watched and we paid, I don't know, 30 bucks a head to watch
the Spinks Tyson and he knocked him out in like a minute and a half.
Oh, yeah.
And I was just like, boom, done.
And Tyson did better than that.
He knocked out somebody else in 30 seconds.
Yeah.
And I was just like, I'm not paying this money again.
No, he was a freaking machine.
So...
Anyway, did you find it?
All right, here we go.
So he looked like he starts to fall and he holds him up.
Look at that.
See that?
So watch, he connects right there and he's clearly like out of it and starts to stumble
forward, starts to stumble forward and hits him there.
Yeah.
And then he watched.
Now watch, he grabs him up and literally holds him up.
They stop it too early.
No, no, I guess they're not stopping it too early.
Look at him.
He's holding him up.
He...
Yeah, he looks like he got knocked out there.
Yeah.
So they're not addressing that at all?
I mean, the whole thing's bullshit anyway, right?
I mean, there was no, like I said, no judges and no anything to protest.
It was just a...
This is an exhibition.
Yeah.
Is there a way you can play a longer one?
Publicity stunt.
Yeah.
Just kind of skip to it.
So, oh, we could see what Stephen A...
I'm a dickwad Anderson.
Oh, I got it.
You know what?
Honestly, I don't want to see that guy's...
He's so full of shit about everything.
Oh, he is too.
I can't stand it.
Yeah, so he's stumbling forward and he...
Anyway, so I thought that was interesting the other night.
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
There's one over here.
Oh, I definitely didn't either.
But I'll tell you, when I remembered that it was going on, I was getting in bed and
I was...
It was late.
It was like 10.
And I was like, oh shit, I think that fight's going on right now.
And I looked on my phone and how they have the live updates and it was already over,
but they didn't have it updated.
So I just went to bed anyway, but I woke up in the morning trying to figure it out.
And that's when, yeah, there was people complaining.
People got suckered in.
Yeah, they did.
And people paid online too, right?
People there were booing.
Oh, really?
Yeah, there were some boos apparently.
And yeah, and people online.
Well, Merriwether needs to be careful.
I mean, he has so much money, I don't give a shit, but his reputation may get sullied
if he keeps taking these stupid things.
I'm curious if they're going to actually call them out on this.
They don't...
I mean, well, they were calling them out on it.
And yeah, I mean...
Do they even care?
Yeah, the reporters were asking them questions about, I mean, not necessarily, did you hold
him up, but was it bullshit?
That type of thing.
And he was like, every answer he gave was, is there 10 more million dollars in my check
in account?
Yeah, there is.
So whatever, man.
I mean, he was answering like that from what I could tell.
So whatever.
Anyway, but anyway, so we haven't had podcasts in two weeks.
So what are some of the significant political things that have been going on since we last
got together?
Campbell Till Harris went south.
That's true.
Yeah, she made her first foreign trip to Guatemala.
And she was like, well received.
I mean, they mobbed her and were hugging her and...
Negative.
No?
Negative.
They protested her ass.
They did.
And they had signs up in her when she left the airport, I believe, on her way to meet
the president of Guatemala.
Basically said, Kamala, go home.
Trump won.
And it's brilliant.
And there's pictures out there of this happening.
And I guarantee what we call the mainstream media is not covering that.
Of course not.
CNN and MSNBC, none of those people are covering that.
And even the president of Guatemala was not flattering at all.
He was blaming.
He said, you can come here.
I mean, I'm adding shit to this, but you can come here and you can talk to me about the
root causes.
But I'll tell you what the root cause is.
Biden is inviting everybody to come up there.
Yeah.
And you can't do that.
Well, he did.
He went during the campaign.
He says, you know, when I become president, you're I don't know exact words, but basically,
come on.
Come on up.
You're going to get it.
You're going to get citizenship and things are going to be awesome.
I'm surprised she didn't get whacked.
Oh, come on.
Down south, it seemed like the be the perfect place to be able to get away with it.
Kamala, go.
It's like every cliche movie, you know, maybe Malib Trump won.
I'll take another.
I would never want that.
Are you on a beer?
Yeah, that'd be great.
Montaki, Mon in Turkey.
Is it a Montaki or a Mon in Turkey?
Mon.
Who?
Mon.
Who?
Mon.
Turkey.
Well, Mon.
Turkey is a nice Colts back beer.
I tell you, man, I'm upset.
But these are eight percent.
No, they're not.
No.
Oh, no.
We we.
We're going to local causes.
Oh, I think it's brilliant.
It was four point one or four point one percent.
Yeah, they fool you to think that it's an eight point beer, but it's not.
Miller High Life Light.
We found out was four point six five.
This is four point one.
So I'm really upset.
I can't find my favorite beer.
Miller High Life Light.
I can't find it anywhere.
You don't have to go in there now.
You can close.
So Total Wine apparently has some issue with the distributor and I can't even buy it in
the last place that I could.
Have you tried Specs or Goody Goody?
No, I haven't tried everywhere.
Well, how about this Friday?
We try a Goody Goody this time.
We tried Specs.
Where's a Goody Goody?
There's one in the colony.
There's two in the colony.
There's one at four twenty three.
It's a fun drive.
Pass that Walmart.
Out on four twenty three, there's a Walmart.
Yeah, that's the one I used to go to.
Pass the Walmart.
Yeah, that's what we used to go to.
Before Total Wine opened up.
Yeah, before Total Wine.
Total Wine is just more convenient.
So let's try the Goody Goody this time.
You know what we should do?
We should do that and then travel a little bit further west and go by Lewisville Lake
because that's on the way there, right?
Yeah.
So we should go hit one of those Marina Marina Bar or Arena Bar.
What's the big one out there?
Yeah.
Well, I'm talking about the one where you have to go all the way around.
No.
So you're saying there's one on the east side, a bar on the east side?
Actually, some of the colony, I believe.
There is.
There's some right out there.
You just got to.
On the east side.
OK.
Out there in Little Elm.
Yeah, because Pier, what is it?
Pier 21.
It's a great place to go.
But it's on the southern side and you get there from 121.
You have to go around.
Yeah.
Well, they have some on this side, but they're.
Yeah, let's check it out.
Right down 423 in Maine, so to speak.
That's way down in Florida.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't mind driving to Florida.
Is there a Goody Goody down there is the question.
Oh, I don't know.
Next to it.
Well, Jeff and I have gone a few times to Marina bars when we get opportunities.
And done it.
Does it Caesar Creek or what the hell's the creek down there or the lake?
It's by Gun Barrel in which is southeast of Dallas.
God, I can't name it.
Anyway, it's nice.
Center the map on Louisville Lake and type in bars.
There you go.
So you know where Louisville Lake is?
Yeah, but we want to go on the east side.
How about the Margarita Hut?
I know that.
Margarita Hut.
Yeah.
OK, now you're talking about like basically just downtown Little Elm.
Well, hold on.
You're right.
That's not on the Marina.
Yeah.
Well, you know something there's the Rockin' S.
The Rockin' S. Yeah, we've been there.
On the actual lake?
Well, that's in the middle of the lake.
Look at that.
Want to buy an S.
That's fantastic.
They built it in the middle of the lake.
OK.
Anyway, I think they're fun.
I think they're fun sitting out there and just being around water.
Yeah, we'll be able to find one.
I think I'm a what do they call those lake folk?
Lake folk?
Yeah.
People.
Really?
Yeah, because every time we're down there, they're kind of like a different breed.
Yeah, they have a look.
OK, we're not in Louisiana.
These are normal people with boats that go to Lake Louisville.
It's like every time you look at them, you hear like in your inner monologue, you hear
bling, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
No, I got them now, pa.
Again, that would be like Louisiana in the backwoods of Louisiana.
No, when we're down there, there's a lot.
Seriously, Pier 121.
Where were we at?
I got blisters on me fingers.
We were up north at Lake Texoma.
And that's where you're just like, it's lake people.
OK, well that's a little different.
And I want to live like that.
That's a little different.
Lake Texoma is, now you're getting into.
Now Louisville is different.
Okies.
Yeah.
Okies and stuff.
And look, you know, they don't care.
They're there every day.
They eat fish and they can live off of fish.
So they basically can eat fish three times a day.
Wow.
Right off the lake.
Yeah.
And it's like bubblegum shrimp, you know.
You can saute it.
You can have cocktail sauce with it.
And we all want to live like that.
You can have buffalo sauce, lemon sauce.
Have you ever seen that guy in another movie?
He looks completely different.
They like put something in his lower lip to like.
I don't even remember what he looks like.
Tom Hanks?
No.
I'm talking about Bubba.
His name is Bubba, right?
That was the big black guy, right?
Yeah, Bubba Gump.
Big black guy.
Oh, Bubba Gump was the name of the company.
No, but that was.
Yeah.
I think that was his name in the movie.
Bubba.
I think it was Bubba.
Bubba Gump.
And Bubba Gump is in Breckenridge.
We ate there.
Is that a real place?
That's not based off the movie, though.
Yeah, of course it is.
It's got to be.
I'm sure it is.
They stole the name, I'm sure.
Oh, it's got to be.
Yeah, Bubba Gump.
I thought it was funny in the movie when he brought in Bubba's family that check.
They're part of the proceeds.
This company was started by Bubba and here's half.
And then I guess it was a million dollars.
I don't even know how much.
It was a ridiculous amount of money.
That's funny.
She passes out.
I don't remember who that was.
That was a great movie.
I don't care to see it again.
Forrest Gump.
The only thing I didn't like about Forrest Gump was when he was breaking out of his leg
braces.
Yeah, it got a little silly.
And he's running.
Run, Forrest, run.
And he had this thing going on.
And I kept running.
Then he ran across the country.
Yes.
And then, well, he ran out of those braces and they kind of just like dismembered and
fell apart.
I was kind of like, how cheesy is that?
Oh, well, no.
It got worse than that.
Remember when he was running and he takes his t-shirt and he washes his face and it looks
like a smiley face?
Oh, no.
I mean, they just got silly with it.
That was kind of funny.
No, they got silly with it.
But it was a great movie.
Yeah, that's where they have a nice day and they got the idea for the t-shirt.
Yes.
But it's like one of those things that, how are you going to prove it?
Right.
Oh, my God.
They were constantly giving him credit for like everything.
You know what I watched last night, which is weird?
I watched that movie Avatar right there.
Huh.
I wouldn't mind watching that again.
It's been a couple of years.
They're coming out with another one here soon.
Another Avatar movie?
He's supposed to be making like three or four more.
He needs to because the concept behind that movie was brilliant.
You know?
It was a really expensive movie.
Look at that.
The last one came out in 2009.
Yeah.
A long time ago.
God, 11 years ago.
And the graphics are still incredible.
Who are the main actors in that?
I'm going to say they're nobody, but they're...
Sigourney Weaver.
Well, yeah, she wasn't the main one, but I am.
I am.
Yeah, Sigourney Weaver was in it, but they're Sam Worthington, Zoe Salvana, Sigourney Weaver,
Steven Lang.
The actors were...
Oh, yeah, they weren't A-listers, really.
There's the Giovanni guy.
Oh, no, she is.
She's an A-lister now.
Whoa.
Zoe Saldana.
Saldana.
So she's in Guardians of the Galaxy, right?
She's the green chick.
Yeah, was that her?
That's her.
She's the green chick, yeah.
Oh really?
Well she's in Star Trek too.
She's also in Star Trek, yes.
I like her, I think she's pretty.
Oh she's very pretty.
Is that ooh-hoo-roo?
Is she?
Yeah, no I think you're right.
How does it make you feel whenever you look
at another actress or actor and you see like
they were born June 19, 1978, you're like,
you son of a bitch.
Right.
You're like, oh my gosh, she's so hot
and she's, what?
Oh my God.
I know, makes us creepy old men, by the way.
She's nine years older than me.
We need to have a song.
That's not that creepy.
Creepy old men.
Yeah, that makes us creepy old men.
But you know what?
Sigourney Weaver, she.
She's awesome.
Yeah, she is 49.
She's born in 49.
She's 72.
Oh yeah.
Makes her 72.
71 or 72, depending on what month.
So she's turned 72 in October.
That's interesting.
One of my favorite movies is Aliens.
Aliens.
The second Alien.
Absolutely one of my top five movies of all time.
It's one of my favorites.
It's an incredible movie.
Spectacular.
Have you ever seen the uncut version,
the extra scenes that they cut out?
Oh, you gotta go back and watch it.
I couldn't believe it.
I was like.
I didn't even know it existed.
I was like, why would they cut that?
It made things even make more sense.
Really?
Yeah.
You remember the scene when they.
Now this is Aliens.
Aliens.
The second one.
Remember they fortified everything?
And they're like, there's no way they're getting in.
Oh, they come through the top.
Right.
And they're like, they found a way in.
I don't know how they found a way in.
Well, there's a scene they cut from the movie
where they set up remote machine guns in the hallways.
Oh really?
And they are shooting and they're like, oh my God.
And they're monitoring guns.
Is this a spoiler considering this is 2006?
Well.
No, that thing came out in 1990 something.
Oh, all right.
Well, that can't be a spoiler.
But my point is, go back and watch it
because those scenes make it even more impactful
when they say that they found a way in.
I don't know how they find a way in.
Yeah, how did they find a way in?
Because the aliens.
Through the ceiling.
Well, yeah.
So the aliens probe this one hallway
that has a remote machine gun set up
and they withdraw before the gun is empty.
And they're like, how would they know that?
Like they're starting to figure out
that they're really smart, right?
They would have thought that they just.
You know, they are.
They're just lizards or bugs.
That's the gun ran out and they didn't go past that.
Anyway, so they were like, oh my God,
they're testing our defenses.
You know what I mean?
It's badass.
I didn't even know there was an extended version.
Oh yeah.
No, it's the cut scenes.
Yeah, director's cut.
That's exactly what it is.
All right, I'm gonna have to search for that.
Again, one of my favorites.
I like the Will Paxson, his character.
Yeah.
Bill, Bill Paxson.
Bill Paxson, yeah.
Well, I'm gonna die now, man.
When'd you put her in charge?
Yeah.
When'd her in charge?
Oh, he's awesome in that movie.
You're crazy, man, we're all gonna die.
Yeah, it's good.
Well done.
And then you had the butch Mexican lady
who was really good.
I like her too.
She's awesome.
What is that butch Mexican lady?
She was also in Terminator 2, I believe.
Go up a little bit.
I don't think she's butch at all.
I thought she was awesome.
She is in this movie.
Oh yeah, yeah, she got short hair and she's.
Oh, was that the first one though?
No, this is not.
This is the stupid one.
Yeah, Resurrection.
This resurrection is terrible.
It is terrible.
Aliens, just aliens, flat out.
That one there.
Yeah, that one there, 1986, wow, I didn't realize that.
Yeah.
I was still in high school, holy shit.
Dude, that's like when True Lies and Predator,
that's when all those movies came out.
Yeah, Alien Resurrection sucked.
Alien and Aliens, those two movies are incredible.
Yeah.
So yeah, so.
I'm gonna find that girl, Jeanette Goldstein?
Yeah, her name.
Yeah, Jeanette Goldstein, that's her, Private Vasquez.
Yep, that's her.
She was also in Terminator 2.
Wow, that looks nothing like her.
Whoa.
Yeah, she looks different now.
She was born in, wow, 1960.
She did not age well.
Well, she'd be 70 years old.
Is that really her? 60 years old.
Yeah, that's her. You know who that is?
That's the mom in Terminator 2.
That's what I just said.
Oh, you really say just say that?
Yes.
You know, I have an issue.
Here's my problem.
Here we go.
I can't listen and watch. Here we go.
I can't watch the screen and read on the screen.
I'm sorry, I got a deficit. And hear at the same time.
I don't think I can do it.
You can't do that.
How many times have you said exactly what you just said?
Oh, you said that.
Just give my stick a gum so she can walk.
I can't read the screen and digest it
and hear and listen at the same time.
That's sad, right?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Well, I agree with Jeff on this one.
Well, that's why we have,
this is a special needs podcast.
We are ADD compliant. We're all inclusive.
Sean is definitely ADD.
I'm hearing impaired
and we haven't figured out what your issue is,
but it's normal.
No, we just can't put a finger on it, Cameron.
Actually, I'm just fat.
You got clavonitis.
We have lots of stuff going on there.
We just haven't put a finger on it.
Just fat.
That's my handicap.
Double up fat, fat. You're just obese.
Just obese, yeah. Really?
So on Friday with my job,
they, with a lot of jobs,
you have continuing education classes.
Yeah. Correct.
And sometimes-
For your betterment.
Well, because you have to.
Yes, for your betterment.
It's for your betterment, Sean.
Is it diversity training?
Yeah, the diversity training.
So this one, particular one I got to go to on Friday,
kind of sucks because-
So we're not doing the lake bar this Friday?
Well, I'm not saying no.
Let me get to that.
Right?
Because here's the thing.
I got to be out there-
That wasn't on Friday.
I got to be out there at 8 a.m.
It was just at the ballpark.
Yeah, at 8 a.m.
That's tomorrow.
Friday.
No, the game was tomorrow.
The game I'm referring to is Friday.
Well, the thing you said, it was the ninth,
which is tomorrow. What a meltdown.
No, it's Friday.
Your communication skills suck.
I got it. What are you talking about?
Yeah, he sent an email talking about the bag policy.
Not telling us.
We could deduce, is that the right word?
We could figure out that it was a Rangers game,
but nowhere in there does it say Rangers game,
the time or anything.
But nowhere in there.
It's the bag policy.
Yeah, and that's why I said,
I bring a fanny pack and you're like, you know-
Yeah, I didn't understand what the hell
you guys were talking about.
Yeah, because all he said was bag policy.
Well, I guess it was, I was reading a whole thread.
I know.
And I just sent it.
My point is, and this is on Friday,
this is not tomorrow.
It was funny.
It was tomorrow, the ninth.
It's, are you sure?
The ninth is tomorrow.
I hope you're not missing your class.
It was Wednesday the ninth.
Oh boy.
That's what I was like, I can't go.
Thank God we had this podcast,
you would have missed your training.
It's at one o'clock tomorrow is the game.
Are you kidding me?
1.05 is the start time.
No, good Lord.
I am screwed.
My God.
I'm glad I read your emails.
What would you do without us?
We're the ones that read your emails.
Well, I opened up the email.
Maybe it was an RSVP by Wednesday.
Maybe.
It could be Friday.
You could still be right.
Somehow I'm doubting it based on your confidence right now.
Well, I don't know what to say.
Well, just make sure it's not tomorrow.
Yeah.
All right.
This is odd.
What?
I just saw it.
Well, did you find it?
No, hold on.
Let me, this is fucking crazy.
I think it is on the ninth.
Wow.
It's tomorrow the ninth.
Tomorrow's the ninth.
Get out of here.
Hit pause on this thing.
Fuck a duck.
You know, two days ago was a significant event
in US history.
What was that?
That was D-Day.
It was D-Day.
June 6th.
It was the Allied invasion of Europe in World War II.
It was what,
80, was it 1941?
It was 77 years ago.
77.
And Biden had a big announcement about it.
I was so proud of him.
He really went all out.
No, he farted.
Acknowledging, what?
He just farted and said,
I'm not gonna acknowledge the greatness of America.
Oh, that's right.
Our president of the United States
didn't acknowledge D-Day.
Why would he not do that?
Because he's an idiot.
What would be the motivation of not doing that?
They didn't tell him.
His team sucks, he sucks.
Everybody, everything about the administration sucks.
It had to have been,
he may have forgotten,
but it had to have been a conscious effort
not to remind him by somebody.
You think so?
Because I know about it.
You know about it.
But did he make comments about it?
Or did he?
No, I don't believe he did.
So no tweet, no nothing.
Literally nothing.
I don't believe so.
That's unbelievable.
Anyway, you know what I did on June 6th?
I watched Saving Private Ryan.
You watched it again.
I did.
What'd you think?
Did it hold up?
Oh, it was awesome.
It was amazing.
I got mad all over again.
I didn't cry like a baby
like I did the first time in the movie theater,
but I got so mad at that guy that doesn't,
they're screaming for ammo
and they're screaming for him to come up the stairs
and the little wimpy guy.
Oh, yes.
I got mad all over again.
The guy had the blade slowly stuck into him
and he could have come up there
and freaking killed that guy.
Could have killed him.
He could have killed him
and he was, they were calling for him
because they were out of.30 caliber
and they were calling for him
and he was all, I can't move right now.
But you know what?
It made it more real
because I guarantee people did have breakdowns
and it probably happened.
Of course.
War is not pretty.
No.
It's not, this was not a movie to glamorize
and to have the happy Hollywood moment.
No, they didn't.
And they didn't.
They didn't have any of those.
Yeah, yeah.
And that movie's incredible.
I think every young, young,
you know what, I'm just gonna say,
probably everybody, but every young man.
My boys watched it with me.
Every young man in America needs to watch it
because they need to appreciate the sacrifice
that the greatest generation made for them.
And I mean.
Those guys.
So hold on, Mr. Producer,
have you seen Save It Private Ryan?
Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Unbelievable.
Well, no, I'm not judging you,
but I'm saying.
You need to watch it.
And you need to sit there and just.
Absorb that whole movie.
You know what's stupid?
I brought a date to that movie.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's not a date movie.
Yeah.
So I went to that knowing it was gonna be powerful,
but man, I wasn't.
When the movie was over, I mean, it was just like.
What do you talk about?
Yeah, it was just, we were in awe.
Were you just like.
Oh yeah.
That's just the only thing I think of.
I think we've talked about this before.
I was in the car with Shelly and I was.
I had all these emotions and I was like trying to tell her
that I could not imagine what it would be like to be 18
and be drafted and then be on that landing craft.
That's kind of like taking our producer.
Yes.
The way he is right now.
Yes.
Unpolished and throwing him in a mix.
Correct.
And say swim.
Yes.
So here I am.
Go storm the beach.
So here I am trying to explain to my wife the emotions
that I'm feeling about the sacrifice and the fear
and the unbelievable, unbelievable sacrifice
that these guys made and I lost it.
I was boohooing, bubbling, couldn't talk.
I lost it in the car with my wife.
Yes, I cried like for a long time on the way home
because it for the first time, I mean,
and hats off to Steven Spielberg
for being able to do that in a movie.
Right.
I was.
Hats off to Steven Spielberg for being able to do that
with several movies.
I mean, even with Schindler's List,
I've never seen that one.
I saw it.
It's fantastic.
It is fantastic, but I didn't have like
that personal connection with that.
Well, I would hope not.
But I felt horrible.
He did a fantastic job telling the story
of what had happened from the perspective,
it's been so long I even forgot the storyline,
but they focused a lot on the guy
that tried to sneak them out.
Yeah, oh yeah.
You know, and he's kind of famous now.
Spoiler alert.
Oh yeah.
I can't believe you just.
Well, I didn't tell you how it happened.
Yeah, you said it was about World War II
and something about Jews.
That's a spoiler, dude.
I tell you, the things that they show you,
the things that you see,
and the storyline that goes with it,
and these are all personal accounts,
just like Saving Private Ryan,
they're all from personal accounts.
Yeah, and then.
You know, they show the showers and.
Yeah, and the gas chambers.
And the crematoriums.
I mean, imagine being a soldier, right?
So you did the D-Day invasion, right?
And you survived that somehow.
And then you go across France,
and then you go across, you know, Belgium,
and you work your way all the way into Germany,
and you know, and then suddenly now you're stumbling,
stumbling on concentration camps
that have been abandoned by the Nazis.
Right.
And you're seeing, I mean, imagine completing the war
with that in terms of an experience.
Right.
Unbelievable what these guys.
You went out and did the war,
and then you come back and you have what,
a pile of euthanized Jews?
Yeah, I mean, well, first off,
you have totally emaciated,
like they're on the verge of death
because they haven't had food in weeks.
And yes, there's ash, there's a pile of hair,
a pile of teeth.
I mean, just, God, I just, I can't imagine.
Well, what gets me is the age of these guys
that were over there because you had the 18-year-olds,
19-year-olds, 20-year-olds like our kids.
Yeah.
But you also had some who were lying about their age
because they were too young who wanted to go over.
Who wanted to fight for their country.
They were 16.
But you know, and there were older ones too, though, right?
Sure.
Wasn't there 20 and 30-year-olds?
Oh yeah, there were some older guys.
I mean, it was a full-blown draft.
Yeah.
So if you were anything within the fighting age.
18 to, what, 36?
Total, like, I don't know.
That's a great question.
I wonder what the World War II draft age gap was.
You know, I just saw a article
that somebody's asking the Supreme Court to hear
if the draft is sexual discrimination
because it only drafts 18-year-old men.
Or 18-year-old men. Men.
Are required to register for the draft.
But not women.
But the Supreme Court said we're not taking it.
They haven't heard it yet.
No, they said they're not taking it.
On September 16, 1940.
No.
The United States instituted the Selective Training
and Service Act of 1940, which required all men
between the ages of 21 and 45 to register for the draft.
Oh wow, so it's older than I thought.
So 18 and 19-year-olds did not.
Unless they lied. They were.
They had to have because there were some 18 and 19-year-olds.
Yeah, that seems.
Because you watch these things.
What's the youngest ever say?
I was 18 and I was on a boat going over.
Yeah, I don't know how accurate that is then.
That's weird.
It's a Google or Wikipedia or whatever.
Maybe they lowered it later in the war.
Oh, that's exactly what they just said.
The draft age is lowered to 18 on November 11, 1942.
Congress approves lowering the draft age to 18
and raising the upper limit to age 37.
Okay, so imagine that guys.
So in 40 is 21 to whatever you said.
This moment brought to you by the History Channel.
21 to 36, is that what you said?
45.
Oh, 45.
And then two years later they have to lower it.
What does that tell you?
They need more guys.
Well, hold on now.
They, because it says right there age to 18
and raising the upper limit to 37,
which doesn't make sense.
I think Google was incorrect before.
It was already 45.
Why would they raise it?
I think it meant to say 35.
That could be.
I think you're right.
I think it was supposed to be 21 to 35.
Yeah.
18 to 37.
Why would you want a 45 year old soldier?
Yeah.
That'd be like me out there.
No.
Let's go.
Oh, what happened to him?
He got hit.
No, no, he's just old.
He just tore his rotator cuff.
No, don't worry.
His pulse coming.
Blew out his knee.
Shade boys.
Marching in front of the people that say.
Shade boys.
So anyway.
I'll be right there.
So anyway, they're wanting the Supreme,
they're wanting them to say women have to register
for the draft as well when they turn 18.
And this is women fighting for that right?
Israel has an interesting program
when it comes to the military.
I mean, yes it is.
Mandatory.
Yeah.
So.
I love that.
And you know what?
I kind of agree with it.
Yeah.
Because it does some things.
It gives you a sense of community.
Duty.
Sense of duty.
Big time.
Responsibility.
Yeah.
And you know, and it's real.
It puts, you know, you have to keep up
on contemporary world affairs to know
what's going on in the world.
Yeah.
And then when you see a dead person in front of you,
you're kind of like, yeah, that happened because of this.
And it kind of grounds some of these lost souls
that are sheltered from all this stuff
because they didn't do it.
I think it should be mandatory.
Our country is very sheltered as far as
what's going on in the world right now, I think.
Oh yeah.
That's because we're controlling the narrative
on what we're allowing everybody to know.
Yeah, well that's part of it.
But our kids, and you know what?
I almost feel better for them for this.
They don't know about any of this stuff.
They don't know about any of the politics.
No.
And I didn't either at that age, but man,
it seems different now, but it probably wasn't.
Well, it probably was just as serious to the 50 year olds
back then.
I remember being glued to the TV
when the first Gulf War happened.
Oh, well that's different.
That's war.
People are.
Well, that's what I mean.
Even the young generation didn't get war.
Nothing's really happened.
I mean, you've had 9-11.
Now people are like, 9-11.
What's that?
The insurrection was worse than 9-11.
I tell you what, 3000 rockets being fired at Israel
was a big deal.
And that was just weeks ago.
Yeah, and you think about it,
what if Canada did that to us?
We'd stomp them.
We'd take them.
They wouldn't do it for one thing.
Yeah, but still.
You know, that's the longest border in the world
that is undefended.
The Canadian border?
The border between Canada and the United States.
You would think that the folks down south
would just fly north.
What does that mean?
Like they would go, they would,
the Mexicans, they'd all fly to Canada on vacation.
And then not leave.
And then just,
I am going to head down to United States
and go over the Canadian border.
Well, the problem is,
that's my little song.
So there's a song they sing when they.
It kind of sound like Veggie Tales.
Canada, Canada.
If you like to.
Okay.
Yeah, let's just stop that right now.
So yeah, so.
Anyway.
Veggie Tales was hot, man.
They had some fantastic songs.
They did, they were very catchy.
The Larry, the cucumber.
I would be singing along with it in the car.
No question.
We talked about the Veggie Tales once we did.
Where is my hairbrush?
Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere, nowhere, nowhere, nowhere.
All right.
Anyway.
Yeah, so we, hold on.
So we were talking about how our generation,
our kids' generation,
are they not interested in politics?
I wasn't either.
Yeah.
I really wasn't.
I wasn't interested, but I was aware of what,
I guess I was aware of the Gulf War, right?
Because we were watching it every night.
Oh man, we were in the dorm.
On CNN with Bernard Shaw and.
Yeah, we were in the dorm in college.
And we were all. John Holloman.
We were all piled into the community room
in the first floor of our dorm.
It glued to the TV and it was CNN and it was Wolf Blitzer.
We had a little 19 inch black and white
we were watching it on.
Yeah, I think we did too.
You know what's interesting?
So my boss was telling me a story
how he worked with this Israeli guy
and his Israeli coworker.
And when that whole thing started, remember,
I mean, Saddam Hussein was launching SCUDs at Israel.
Remember that?
SCUDs, yes.
And like the United States was like, please don't.
Yeah, please don't react.
Please don't react.
Because they were desperately trying to turn this
into a regional war by having Israel respond.
Right.
And Netanyahu was like, you could just see him on TV going,
I want to kill them all.
Right.
You remember his face?
He was like, they can keep launching these missiles.
Was it Netanyahu back then?
Yes.
That's who's in power now.
I know.
It absolutely was.
I thought it was somebody else.
Nope, Benjamin Netanyahu.
Anyway, so this guy's coworker,
my boss's coworker at the time, didn't show up to work.
Right.
And they were like, where's blah, blah, blah?
He went home.
He went home to fight.
To Plano.
Well, they needed him.
I almost think it's kind of like you're in the reserves
and if you get called up,
because when he was in the military down in Israel,
he had like some specialty, right?
Like radar.
Did he get fired or was he able to return?
No, hell no.
No, well, it didn't matter to him.
He was like, Israel needs me.
Boom, I'm gone.
I'm going home.
Yeah, well.
I mean, that's kind of like being called up in the reserves.
No, he didn't lose his job.
But anyway, it's pretty cool.
I mean, like you were talking about
mandatory military service.
I mean, they don't-
Did he come back with scars?
They don't, yeah, he had scud shrapnel all through his body.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, that was intense though.
I remember watching that.
Very intense.
And you'd see the missiles hitting
and I think the reporters were in there
and they're like, the sirens would start going off
and you'd see the missiles coming.
And it was like-
And the Patriots would go up and blow them up.
Yeah, they had the Iron Dome back then too, didn't they?
They had the Patriot missiles, yeah.
Do you remember when they sent that C-130
and they dropped that crate and it landed?
The daisy cutter.
No, they dropped a crate and then they popped out
and these two guys came out and then they went
and infiltrated this little town
and stole the scud from the Russians.
What are you talking about?
I did not see that.
Is that a movie?
Is it like Spies Like Us?
It is Spies Like Us.
The Dan Aykroyd.
How did I know you were saying some crap?
And Chevy Chase.
That movie's so funny.
God, you mean when that crate hit the ground
and the door popped open,
there was all these Budweiser cans everywhere?
We're here.
Yeah, that was a funny movie.
Good stuff.
Yeah, but they had a scud missile
that had to infiltrate and reprogram.
No, no, no, that wasn't a scud missile.
That was a nuclear missile.
That was a Russian nuclear missile.
Nuclear missile.
ICBM.
It was a, no, I think it was a scud.
Whatever.
It was a transcontinental cruise missile.
Yes, ICBM.
Intercontinental.
So going back to requiring the women
to register for the draft when they turn 18.
Right.
I don't have girls.
How would you feel about that since you have two daughters?
In other words, if there were a draft,
they would have no choice but to sign up.
It is what it is, man.
How would you feel about that?
I would be unaffected.
It wouldn't bother me.
So you'd be okay with them in harm's way,
on the front line?
Do you think they could do it?
No, I wouldn't, but you know what?
I also, at the same time, I'm thinking
it would be a perfect opportunity for them to learn.
Correct.
Yeah.
And really, you can't take that away.
I mean, I wish I could give the kids
some of the experiences I've had being,
traveling and doing some of the stuff that I saw.
Right.
I mean, you can't teach that.
No, you can't.
You can't teach talking to somebody
that you can't understand in Germany.
It's just kind of cool.
I don't know.
I would like them to do that.
And at that age, getting into the military
and learning that independence
and that responsibility and duty,
like you said earlier.
Hey man, look.
Wow, what a jump start to adulthood.
And they come back and they've got money in the bank
because when they go out,
they get paid X amount of dollars per hour.
Plus the GI bill, right?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, they say that.
I don't know what the real does.
I've heard it's kind of silly.
But when they get back,
because when they go out in the field, so to speak,
let's just say they go overseas for a three year tour.
Well, for those three years,
the room board's basically taken care of.
They can bank everything they make.
Everything they make goes into the bank.
It'll make a lot.
Yeah, but they don't.
Yeah, but when you're banking everything you make,
like no rent, no this, no car payment,
no nothing.
Oh no, I get it.
Yep.
And you just like.
That becomes a lot.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
For them especially.
They come back and they've got like $20,000
sitting in the bank.
Well that's if they want to get out.
You know, they could do the four years
and they go, I like it.
I'm going to officer school or I'm an officer.
And then they call it get a college degree
and don't have to pay for it.
Yeah.
It's a sweet deal, man.
He became an E9.
He graduated from the Sergeant Major's Academy
in El Paso, Texas, the USASMA.
You know, that was kind of cool.
Yeah.
And so I think there's a lot of benefits too.
There are a lot of benefits.
So there's always been this debate about whether or not.
You get free medical care until you die.
Oh yeah.
So there's been this debate about women
being on the front line and you know,
a man gets, you know, their soldier colleague gets shot.
Can they pick them up and carry them out of harm's way?
I'm going to compare this to one thing.
In all that concept.
And one thing only.
I'm going to compare it to sports.
Okay.
Women can try out for the NFL.
Right.
Women could try out for the NBA.
And we're taking transgender off the table here?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
That was a joke.
So have you seen any women in the NFL?
Have you seen any women in the NBA?
Not baseball.
Not lately.
Or pro soccer.
No.
Cause they make it Trump.
So they have the.
They're not as strong, not as fast.
The United States soccer team.
I don't even know.
I'm kind of making this up, but.
The women's.
The women's soccer team.
They, they, they went against like a Texas.
No they played teenagers.
I think it was the Dallas 14 year old.
Yeah.
They, they lose to 14 year old boys.
Yes.
I think they're a little bit older,
but I think they're like 15, 16.
But still, yes.
I know that.
Which, and that's shocking to me.
So you, you pose the question,
can they handle on the front line?
Yeah, absolutely.
But you know what?
They'll be disposable.
Because they're worthless.
Because they don't have the physical integrity
to handle what's going to happen.
It's not a hundred percent.
Cause there are some women out there who are bad asses.
That's what, that's important.
But you know what?
How many, if they're so bad ass,
how come you don't see any in the NFL?
How come you don't see any anywhere?
Well, I think it's a little different.
That is a little bit different,
but, but, but it is true from the standpoint of,
you know how they said that there's no women in like,
I don't know if it was the Rangers or the Green Beret,
but one of those special, you know,
special forces of the different branches, right?
And they, they just couldn't pass the test.
Like they couldn't.
So they lowered the bar to the test.
They lowered the bar.
And when you lower the bar.
You still have to do 50 pushups,
but you can be on your knees.
Yeah, but when you lower the bar,
what are you doing when you lower the bar?
You're putting, you're putting lives at risk.
I sound like, I sound like a Fugabin.
What is the, the, the, in junior high,
you take this sports test, not sports test.
The president's test.
Yeah, the presidential athletic test.
Fitness test.
The fitness test where you do so many setups,
so many pushups.
What do they do for the women?
They totally nerf it.
That's crap.
So they nerf it.
You know, like the girls, they don't have to do the pull ups.
What do they do?
Pull ups are hard.
They do, it doesn't matter.
They throw the beach ball back and forth.
They make, they make the boys.
We're losing all the feminists on this show.
I can tell you right now.
They make the boys do multiple pull ups.
They, the girls only have to do one.
Well, most people can't do a deadlift pull up,
to be honest.
They have to hold it.
And they sit there and they just see how long
they can hold themselves up over the bar.
Which is hard, I get it.
But it's just like, there's no comparison.
But again, I'm not making this about a comparison
between men and women.
I'm talking about, I'm making it about,
are you putting lives at risk by putting somebody
who can't-
Are you putting lives at risk irresponsibly?
Yeah, because you can't perform, you can't perform the job.
So again, you got your lead guy that goes out there.
He gets hit by a sniper and he's hurt in the middle.
And two of them need to run out there
and pick him up and carry him, or one.
This needs to be categorized.
And a woman can't do it.
By, what happens?
They both die.
Without gender, forget, take gender out of it.
All right, look, if you wanna be a military soldier-
That's a great point, that's a great point.
What if you're-
If you need to be a military soldier,
here's what you need to do.
You need to be able to get from point A to point B
within this time.
What if you're a five, what if you're a five foot,
three, 85 pound man and you're-
But I've got large breasts and they bounce around
and that's just been a hard time running.
You don't pass the test.
There are plenty of men that don't pass the test.
You just don't pass.
And they get weeded out and they're not there.
I think they should lower the bar for those 85 pound-
They have to.
They're gonna lower the bar for the women,
they'd lower the bar for the same men
that couldn't pass it.
You have to.
So I think they should take-
That's jacked up, man.
That's jacked up.
They should take gender out of it.
Because-
They said these are the requirements
if you pass your end.
The only master of the way is always men.
If the goal is to win.
Now there are some women that have passed.
True, but if the goal is to win,
it doesn't matter what you're doing.
If the goal is to win,
are you gonna send your second-
Win like in war?
Yes.
War, okay.
We have to get there first.
We have to,
we have to get there first and pick this up and come back.
You know, it could be a nuclear bomb, could be whatever.
Are you gonna send your B team in?
No.
Are you gonna send people that are,
you know, you're gonna send somebody that was like,
well, you know what?
I couldn't necessarily pass the tests,
but because I'm a woman, I was able to.
No, you don't wanna send those guys in.
You wanna send the guys that can actually do the work.
You're very best.
And when I say guys,
I don't care if it's a female or male.
You send humans who represent the very best.
That's right.
With the very best capability to win war.
Win war.
I can hold my breath longer.
I can run farther and faster.
Not just that, but it's also the brain.
These guys are smart as well.
Actually,
actually one of the reasons why 18 to 22-year-olds
make the best soldiers,
because they lack flinter lobe development,
which means-
They're more obedient.
They're more likely to charge over that sand dune
when a 35-year-old goes,
hmm, fuck that.
Yeah, but what's the average age of a Navy SEAL?
Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that.
Did you see that guy's head?
I just saw eight guys go down in two seconds.
I'm done here.
What's the average age of a Navy SEAL, though?
Were they 18?
No, but you see my point.
When you're talking about like,
brute soldiers- What is the average age
of a Navy SEAL?
Brute soldiers and brute, like, warriors,
you're looking for the 18 to 22-year-olds, man,
because they just, they don't have frontal lobe development.
They're willing to do anything.
There you go.
Well, so at the point, well, hold on.
It says only the Navy HR office
can give you accurate numbers, but-
So that would make the SEAL 26 to 28.
So they're older than that.
Well, but they're also not the soldiers
that you just send over the sand dunes in waves.
Guys that do the SEAL, they are the fittest,
they are the smartest.
Well, you're talking about special, special of special forces.
So are there any female SEALs?
We are, you're right, you're right.
So, I mean, shouldn't that be a litmus right there?
Yeah, probably.
I mean, come on, let's call it spade to spade.
You know why?
And you know what makes me laugh a little bit?
You ever watch G.I. Jane?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's-
Give me more.
Fool, nude.
I call it bullshit, because I would have seen it.
I had the hots for her.
About last night, it was the cutest, cutest movie
she's ever been in.
What, strip tease?
No, I never watched that.
I never watched that movie.
I never watched G.I. Jane.
I think I did see that, because I was working
at the movie theater at the time, and I saw everything.
Yeah, I didn't watch that.
I think we made fun of it.
There's never been a female Navy SEAL.
I doubt it.
Not that I'm aware of.
No way.
I don't know why.
Why don't we just make that a comparison?
I mean, well, look, if you want-
Unless there is, and they really haven't announced it.
Right?
I don't know.
She's gonna be like, hi, my name is Barbara.
There are no women serving as Navy SEALs.
Guys, I can make the same-
We were talking about transgender, right?
There are no transgender women who have transitioned
to a man that plays in any male professional sport.
Yeah, well.
And there's probably a reason for that.
Because they're women.
That's right.
But on the flip side, men who transition to women
seem to be dominating women's sports all over the place.
Well, that's wrong.
Because they're men.
Right?
If there was no difference, how many transgender
women to men would you see dominating sports?
So Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, he's like,
back in his prime time, he's like, I'm transitioning.
I'm not a woman.
He'd go in there and dominate the WNBA.
Well, any of them would.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, any of them, yeah.
Any of them would.
Dr. J, Michael Jordan, all of them.
Could you imagine what that would look like,
Michael Jordan out there?
I'm a woman now, playing against WNBA.
Have you seen some of the footage?
You can go, this is why WNBA gets paid this
and the NBA gets paid this.
It's just the worst of the worst.
The Wheaties pro-Olympian Bruce Jenner converting.
Yeah, back then, back in the 70s,
he's like, I'm actually a female.
I'm competing in the female.
That is so crazy.
Well, he would have been laughed off the court back then.
You know what I think that's funny,
is you think about the, what is that damn name
of the family, the Cardigans?
Kardashians.
So you know that those girls that all are into their makeup,
you know Bruce was hanging out with them one day
and they were like, oh Bruce, we should just do you up.
Why don't you sit on the couch, we'll just highlight.
He was kinda like looking in the mirror, he's like,
hey man, I'm digging this.
He's like, oh we could totally bring out your eyes.
Yeah.
You know they were.
But I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
I'm not gay, I'm just a woman.
Yeah, he likes women, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, he's a man who transitioned to a woman
who likes women.
Correct, so he's a lesbian?
Is he a transgender lesbian?
God, this gets so complicated.
But you know what, I will say something about her, I guess.
Running for governor.
Yeah.
And has conservative views.
Hold on, does she, he, she, he, he, she,
does that, does Bruce have a penis?
No.
So the penis has been cut?
Are you sure?
I haven't seen any pictures.
I thought he, on his interview says
he'll never get that cut.
Okay, then he's a hermaphrodite, or he's a.
You seen, no, it's called tucking.
But still, hold on, he's got a peepee, all right?
And he.
Okay, that's jacked up.
If you're gonna transition from a man to a woman,
you go all the way with it, you invert that shit.
Yeah, so he's just dressed up.
I'm sorry.
You can't have a penis and it be a.
Well it says he has completed the sexual reassignment
surgery.
Okay.
So he's a complete example of his most prominent man.
Because I thought in one of his interviews,
back when he first did this.
So he's.
He said that he would not do it.
He has completed sexual reassignment.
Okay, well, I mean, here's the thing.
If you're not gonna be a fraud, go all the way with it.
Like, you know what I mean?
Change your anatomy.
Otherwise, I don't, I don't, oh, anyway, who am I?
Anyway, my point is, you know how the left,
we were talking earlier.
Kind of looks like Carrot Top.
We're talking about, earlier we were talking about
how the left, you know.
So here we go.
We have a transgender, transgender man to woman who is,
that's like the dream of the left, right?
Oh yeah.
Except she's got, he's got conservative values.
Correct.
And they're not digging that.
And.
They don't know what to do.
But he's not gay.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, does he suck dick or not?
Wow.
Come on, I mean, where is he?
Really?
Why can't you say that?
I'm kidding.
I mean, everyone wants to know.
Oh, do they?
Do they?
Come on.
Well, hold on.
I've never thought about Bruce Jenner sucking weed.
Is he, or is he not a cocksucker?
Does he take it up the poop shit?
It's a burning question.
I mean, what's going on over here?
Every day I wake up, gosh, does he suck cock or not?
That's never passed through my brain.
It's never actually crossed my mind.
Does he have a girlfriend?
So when you say everybody wants to know, come on.
You really do.
I mean, you guys are fucking with me,
but you know what, you really do.
No, I really don't.
I don't care.
I do.
You know why?
Because he wants to run for office.
You need to know if he gives beege.
Beege?
BJ.
I don't know, the way you say it, it sounds so unsavory.
I don't know.
It sounds French.
Hey, would you like a beege?
Okay, that wasn't French.
I would like a BJ.
That's better.
That's better, yeah.
I don't know what the first one was.
Bruce Jenner is now in a lesbian relationship.
So, okay, so he always liked women all along,
but felt more comfortable in dresses and makeup
with a vagina.
Hold on.
Bruce Jenner is now in a lesbian relationship
with another transgender.
I'm confused.
So is it a dude?
Hold on, so two dudes that both became women?
Or is it a female who became a dude?
Hold on.
And they want to have a baby?
I don't understand.
I'm so confused.
I don't know.
Okay, let's not care anymore.
Caitlin and Sophia want to become moms.
The media just accepts this absurdity as normal.
This is sick, it's nothing but two gay guys
living together pretending to be women
who want to raise a child together.
Well, for one thing, I have a problem with it
because he's 70.
He's gonna be alive for 10 years of this kid's life, right?
Actually, transgender live a lot longer.
Actually, they live a lot less.
Hold on, is that part of 22 years old?
What stats are we looking at on this?
The life expectancy.
So they commit to trans.
The relationship with a 22-year-old Sophia Hutchins
who's also transgender.
But which way?
Well, I mean, hold on.
Oh, gross, it's a 50-year difference.
Yeah, so is this a dude that went chick?
Well, if it's two dudes that both became women.
If it's a she currently, then it would be the opposite.
It's two dudes that both went women
and their 50 years difference in age
and they want to raise a child.
So do they know that they don't have the bits and pieces
to have babies right now?
Well, there was one guy that made a sex change
and got pregnant.
That is so weird.
So it doesn't work like that.
So if Bruce had his wanger cut off,
how are they gonna have?
So he'd probably rattle off.
And for one thing, it's a dude.
He can't get pregnant anyway,
so there's gonna be an adoption.
Well, hold on.
I mean, they may be able to procure some sort of egg.
Oh, they can do anything nowadays.
I'm sure Bruce Banner whacked off a few baby pellets
in some frozen stuff.
They do not have a womb.
Well, I mean, didn't you see, like,
what was it, that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
where they were able to have a baby?
Twins or whatever it was?
No, that is false.
They do not have womb.
I'm so sorry that I got us on this topic.
Way to go.
Yeah.
So a trans woman is a woman who was assigned male at birth.
Trans women may experience-
He was not assigned.
You were created and born a male.
A trans woman is a woman who was assigned male at birth.
There's no arguing that.
Trans women may experience a gender dysphoria
and may transition.
This process commonly includes hormone replacement therapy
and sometimes sex reassignment surgery,
which can bring relief and resolve feelings
of gender dysphoria.
So look at this right here.
The average lifespan of a transgender is 23.
Wow, that's because they're so depressed,
they realize, oh my God, where's my peepee?
Suicide rates are extremely high.
Is it suicide because the last article you had up
said it was violence, violence against transgender.
I think that's crap.
What?
People aren't going around killing transgender people.
Come on, that's not true.
You'd hear about it in the news all the time.
I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
That would be hate crime, left and right,
if people were killing them.
So the face of trans discrimination,
people who fall within the trans spectrum
are confronted with shocking levels of discrimination.
Even though lived experience varies from person to person,
a 2011 report entitled Injustice at Every Turn
identified the following areas where many people
who self-identify as transgender face systematic
or systemic barriers and discrimination
in the following areas.
Education, employment and economic security,
homeless and homelessness, public accommodations,
receiving updated ID documents, rightfully so.
That's weird though.
Abuse by police in a prison, gross.
Well, yeah.
And healthcare, you know?
Sorry, you can't have that test
because you're not a woman.
If Bruce got arrested, would he be thrown
in the women's jail or the men's jail?
He wants to be in the women's jail.
Oh, I know, he wants to, but what, legally,
what are the courts gonna say?
Especially if he still has his peepee.
I mean, if I, there you go.
That's where my allegiance would be.
I'd be like, well, look, you're a guy, okay?
You're a guy.
I don't care if you get your peepee cut off or not.
You did get your peepee cut off,
so I will say to you that because you got your peepee cut off,
I'll allow you to go with women
because you obviously can't bang them.
I think that's a real thing.
I think there are men who identify as women
that are being sent to women's prisons.
I think that is a real thing.
Only if they don't have a peepee.
Well, I know that's your opinion,
but what I'm saying is, I'm not even saying transgender.
I'm talking about men who identify as women.
That's not happening.
And they're being sent to women's prisons.
No.
Look it up, Mr. Producer.
That can't be true.
Men who identify as women's being sent to women's prisons.
So I guarantee it has happened at least once.
At least once.
At least once because I remember reading the article.
This motherfucker's got a dick.
No, no, no, no, no, they knew he did,
but he identified as a woman.
Man, that is retarded.
It is, completely.
So housing men who identify as women.
A human right.
Here we go.
Housing men who identify as women in women's prisons
is a human right.
Rio de Janeiro.
Federal judge rules.
Now, but that's like in Brazil.
Whatever, it's still real.
Well, doesn't make it not real.
It's fake in Brazil.
Oh, I see, I see, my bad.
My bad.
So it's a human right to say,
so if I'm a violent rapist of women and I go.
That was exactly the point of the article I read.
And it's like, I now identify as a woman.
Yeah, let's talk about gold mine.
Yeah.
Gold mine.
I can rape whoever I want in prison.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
That's why I was like.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it is.
Here we go.
Can a man go to a woman's prison in California?
Governor Newsom signs bill allowing male inmates
who identify as women to be housed
in women's prisons in California.
Boom.
Allows men to opt in to women's prisons,
remove protections, protect the modest from sexual predators.
All right, so if you commit a crime,
go to Do It California and say, I'm a woman.
Absolutely.
I wouldn't want to be with other men
and get butt raped in my cell.
Yeah, but have you seen some of those women?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I'd rather be with the women.
Haven't you seen Orange is the New Black?
They could probably make the Navy Seals.
It doesn't matter, because guess what?
I can beat the shit out of a woman
who tried to beat the shit out of me.
Do they make the Navy Seals?
Yes, they're all Navy Seals.
They're all ex-Navy Seals.
Anyway, okay, how are we doing on time?
I think we're doing great on time.
So there aren't any Navy Seals that are in the prison.
So how about like?
What?
Are we sure about that?
That's an outrageous statement.
A female, not female.
Oh, a female, yeah.
We know that, because they're not any period.
That's right.
What a great deal.
And they don't have a period.
No, they'd be on the same cycle.
Oh, wow.
Can you imagine the, can you imagine what it's like
as you imagine all those women
and they've got their systems all gelling together
and then the fucking new moon hits
and all hell breaks loose.
So you're saying you don't want to be a corrections officer
in a women's prison?
Oh, God.
Everything's all right about four weeks,
but when it hits on that 28th day,
God damn, you gotta keep them in their rooms.
That's when they call room service.
Honey, what's wrong?
I'm not going into work today.
Why?
I'm going in sick.
I'm gonna be one week off a month.
God, can you imagine that?
I mean, we can't even handle our women, our wives
on that wonderful moment of the month.
Can you imagine a prison?
Yeah, that'd be bad.
Anyway, they'd probably give them drugs
to not, to like not have periods, I don't know.
I don't think so.
Give them the pill, they probably do, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
I've done research that.
Why are we having this?
That was not on the list of topics today.
No it wasn't.
It was not, women prisons and on the same cycle.
They have, I noticed a movie on Netflix called Out.
That has to be a Disney movie.
Oh, you're right, you're absolutely right.
It's a movie on Disney Plus called Out,
and that is not it.
It is a, I believe a cartoon.
It is, put in Disney Out.
Pixar.
Pixar, which is Disney.
Yes.
Excuse me, oh wow, that was very fragrant.
Oh, it's a short.
No, that's not it.
No, I think it is.
Yeah, I think it is.
2020.
Yeah.
Yep, so on an average day, Greg's life is filled
with family, love, and a bunch with his little dog.
But despite all of this, Greg has a secret.
What's his secret?
Today is different because he might learn
that he has nothing to hide.
This is not it.
It is it.
I think it is it.
It is in minutes.
It is it.
It's a short.
Do you think there's a full feature film?
Is that what you're saying?
Jeff, are you saying that there's a longer one out there?
I thought there was another.
Is there a trailer?
I think there was another Pixar movie called Out.
Okay, well there might be.
Keep searching.
I don't believe this is it.
Well, no, I.
It's possible.
That right there, I believe is it.
That one there.
Yeah, I think you're right, actually.
But Pixar Out.
Pixar Out.
It's Inside Out.
Oh no, that's not the same thing.
No.
That's definitely not the same thing.
That's actually a funny movie.
I've never seen it.
That's where the different.
The movie we just saw prior to that was it.
It's on Disney.
Yeah, it is on Disney Plus.
Yeah.
Did you watch it?
No.
Over and over again?
But now that I know it's only like less than 10 minutes,
I may watch it just for.
Greg and Manuel.
Yeah, so.
Pixar's gay short, you're right.
Pixar's gay short, Out Disney.
Yeah.
I'm so proud of them for getting into the.
Did they have a clip of that?
Getting into the wokeness.
Isn't it wonderful?
Well, you know, I mean.
It's exhausting.
It's exhausting, but you know,
the way things are nowadays,
because so many folks have pushed this narrative so much
that these kids are these uneducated,
these kids believe it, so they don't know how to come.
I believe this stuff is like a Bible
to some of the kids growing up.
Oh yeah, no, they've all been exposed to it.
It may help a kid, but still.
But here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I don't have an issue with homosexual people.
If they want to live the way they want to live,
I have no issues with it.
But still, it's against the, it's a sin.
Okay.
But it's a sin.
I know, you can get into all that.
But my point is, it's their choice.
They can do whatever they want.
I just don't want it crammed down my throat
every time I turn around.
And that's what's happening.
I can't watch a show on Netflix or Amazon
without there being a relationship.
In every show that I watch,
every single show has a homosexual relationship.
And I don't care.
I really don't.
I have, believe it or not, you guys can be,
what, I've got gay friends.
And they're cool friends.
They were a long time ago.
Yeah, until they found out you voted Trump.
Oh yeah, no.
We've gotten into fights about that.
It could be log cabin.
What?
Republicans, log cabin Republicans.
Is that like a rhino?
That's the gay Republicans.
That's what they call them?
The log cabin Republicans.
Correct.
Gay Republicans.
Yes, the log cabin Republicans.
Oh, I know they exist.
I know gay Republicans exist.
What do they call those big, putchy,
gay guys?
Bears.
They got a bear in the big log cabin.
But that has nothing to do with being gay, is it?
You're saying big, burly men with a lot of chest hair,
they call them bears.
Bears in the realm.
Well yeah, cause Jeff has been exposed
to that lifestyle for a while.
While he was in the hotel business.
I was exposed to it once.
Are you a bear?
No, he was in the hotel business.
They had an annual event there.
Oh, a conference.
And I had never heard that term
until this conference came into my hotel.
And they were all walking around the hallways of the hotel.
They're all cuddling.
They're all dressed out and everything.
They're cat calling Jeff.
They did.
They cat called me as I walked across the-
Hey, sailor.
Did they really?
Yes.
I was in my suit and I was walking back to my office
and I was walking through there probably-
He's so dreamy.
Did you see his eyes?
Well, I wanna know what the cat calling was, go.
It was just, well, you know, the wolf whistle, right?
They whistled at you.
Oh yeah.
Did you shake your ass?
No, you did.
I did.
Would you like to join us?
Nice!
Through the wrist up.
No, I did.
You're like, stop it, boys.
No, I don't, I don't know.
This was 25 years ago.
I don't remember.
And-
You don't remember.
No, it's just-
Oh, why?
This is not a time.
Okay, you know-
No!
Mr. Producer, of all the times that you're proactive
in bringing up pictures that we're talking about,
not the time.
Don't bring up bears.
Oh, God, that's sick.
They basically-
He's wearing a bad ass shirt though,
the Stormtrooper shirt.
Stop it immediately.
They basically all look like that.
Now we have grizzly bears.
I'm on board with real bears.
Yeah, the California brown bear.
I like it.
Did you see the footage of the lady
who pushed the bear off her fence?
Yes.
No.
Trying to protect her dogs in the backyard.
There was a bear that was straddling like a six foot,
or like a five foot fence.
A baby bear?
No.
It was a big bear.
I mean, it wasn't an adult.
It was probably-
We shoved it off the fence.
So the bear was on top, was walking on top of the fence.
When I say on top, it was like straddling the fence.
Like a tight walker.
Like a tight walker, and it was standing on-
That's how big the bear was.
Yeah, right there.
Oh my God.
And she had like-
Is she an idiot?
She had like three or four dogs that were back there,
and all just going crazy.
And she was freaking out.
So she went over there and pushed that motherfucker off.
But I tell you what, she got lucky.
Because when that bear started going over the side,
that arm came over,
and those bears have unforgivable claws.
Unforgivable is the perfect word.
If-
And it tried to rake her?
If it would have grazed any part of that body,
she would have been lacerated.
Oh yeah, she would have lost her face.
There it is, look at that bear.
You know?
So the bear's walking along-
That's a big bear.
There's the dogs.
Oh shit.
And you got some confrontation going on.
The bears, like-
The mom comes out, pushes the bear,
and it's weird, you can't see.
Why would they do that?
Why would they blur the edges like that?
I don't know.
Because the bear hopped back up on the fence like quick.
Look on the bottom left right there,
there's another one.
Freaking stupid.
The one that says up next, right there.
That one shows it.
Because you can see the bear turning around
and swiping back at her.
And really, look, he gets back up on the fence and he-
Oh and he takes off, look at that.
He's keep getting out of there.
He wants no part of it, you know?
Because he doesn't know what the hell's going on.
Dude, what?
Well it's mama bear with two cubs is what it is.
Oh yeah, you can't mess with that.
I see the cubs.
I was wrong, it's actually a cinder block wall.
That's the reason why.
I see the cubs.
I mean look how big that bear is.
Well yeah, it's a mama.
It's a big bear.
It's a big bear and she just runs out there, what?
And shoves it off the fence, what?
Dude.
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
And then hauls ass back in the house.
Yeah.
Holding one of her dogs.
She's my freaking hero.
How many people do you know of any size or shape
or Navy SEAL or whatever would have done that?
See that little stumble right there when she pushes?
There's a little hesitancy where shit could have got ugly.
It lifts its arm up.
Like boom, I mean all he had to do.
But yeah, she pushes it off the fence.
Right there, oh shit could have got real.
Right there, shit could have got real.
I mean her face was right there.
Yeah, I mean because.
Okay, in hindsight I wouldn't recommend that.
No.
No?
Yeah, but a lot of time when those little animals
are her family.
Of course.
And they're an extension and when something like that
happens you don't think.
If a bear is squaring off against Sasha?
That, hell no.
Your one-eyed, three-legged dog.
She only has one eye and three legs.
I can't afford like another eye, a blind dog.
I can't do that.
I don't know about that.
That's too expensive.
What else could you take from her?
Another leg.
Her tail.
It'd be tough.
She wouldn't be able to stand.
So if a dog has a front left and a rear right,
can they stand?
God.
I'm sure.
I don't think they can.
We stand on two legs.
Yeah, that's a little different though, man.
I don't want to ever find out.
I've seen dogs with two hind legs.
Can I tell you what?
Yeah, well that, yeah, we've seen that.
But that'd be like.
With two hind legs gone.
Oh, they were in a little.
Crouching dragon.
They were in a little cart.
No, they.
Yeah, okay, when they're not bouncing around
on the two front legs.
Well, no, I've seen dogs with two hind legs walking.
But when they're not doing that,
they are in a makeshift cart by the owner.
Those are short videos that you watch.
No, there's a dog, there's dogs out there.
Like all the time.
They walk around with their back legs.
Yes.
All the time.
Correct.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, the dogs with two, no.
They don't have the two front legs.
Right.
Now, when your back legs are bad,
that's when you get the little trike.
Okay.
Right, so there's dogs out there.
Like, I had no idea you were a disabled dog expert.
I am, I am.
I like how they.
That's fantastic.
I like how the wheels in the back,
they hold the dogs rear or hind legs up,
kind of like they're on one of those gliders.
You know how you put your legs up on a glider?
Look at it.
Up and out of the way.
We would totally do that for our dog.
How would your dog shit?
Cause you know, your dog always poops when you go.
All over those leather straps.
They figure it out.
Cause your dogs poop when they go for walks.
Mine does.
Well, my dog has figured out how to pee and poop
with one leg on the back.
Well, I know, but not in a.
Well, I get it.
I get it.
Oh, right there.
The walking scooter for rear legs, rear indoor.
Right, is that the walking, oh yeah.
Well, I guess you have to poop in that little sack.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I hope, I've got a German Shepherd,
so hopefully her hips last until she's over with us.
Well, and I'm worried about my dog's hips
because she'll get excited and she'll run around the yard
and then she hurts herself
because that leg is not strong enough, right?
It's only been four months, five months
since she had a move.
Yeah, she'll get stronger.
Well, she will.
But you know, so then she strains it
and then I have to freaking carry her around the house,
carry her up and put her on the couch.
I mean, it's real.
It's real.
Yeah.
So it's silly, but anyway.
Yeah.
All right.
You know what thing I'm doing with my wife
is we are doing a Star Wars marathon.
Yeah, you said that.
Nice.
I can't do that.
My wife is totally not into Star Wars.
Has she watched any of them?
You know, she'd watch them if I, I tell you what.
All right, so what you said you were doing
is a Star Wars followed by Harry Potter.
Well, that's what we're gonna do next, right?
Exactly.
So we're gonna finish Star Wars,
then we're gonna do Harry Potter.
So I could totally make it work
if I told her that when we're done watching Star Wars,
we're gonna watch Harry Potter.
Yeah, but are you guys going through
like the Clone Wars and everything?
We started with Phantom Menace.
Yeah.
And we're going all the way through,
then we.
I'm talking about like the sitcoms,
the cartoons and stuff.
No.
That's too much.
I'm watching those.
That's too much.
She's not, but we, after.
There's six movies, right?
No.
Eight.
There's 10, because you have to put in Rogue One.
Rogue One and Solo.
Well, Solo's kind of outside of it.
Hold on, that makes it eight.
What else?
It doesn't follow within the timeline very well.
Oh, the two new ones.
I forgot about the two new ones.
You gotta watch Solo.
Well, we will, but not in order.
So it goes one, two, three.
It goes one, two, three, and then Rogue.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
I mean, there are so many,
even the movies that they come out to provide support
or background information still aren't elaborate enough
to explain what the hell's going on.
Solo is a fantastic movie,
not from the perspective that it's a fantastic movie.
Because, from the head, because it's really not.
But what it does do is that it fills in a bunch
of empty slots where you didn't know about Han Solo.
It fills in the broader story.
Where he came from,
and it just provides so much information.
Sure.
And then there's this love affair that he had
with that chick.
The dragon queen who worked for.
Is that the little tiny bug-eyed lady?
No, she's not bug-eyed.
She's beautiful.
She's the one that plays on Game of Thrones.
She was Daenerys in Game of Thrones.
And.
In which movie?
Solo.
This is Solo.
Oh, I haven't seen that one.
That's good.
It's a good movie.
It tells you where Solo came from.
I've seen it.
And where his name, his name is Han.
And so, but he gets his name because he's.
He's traveling.
They want a last name.
They were like, well, what's your last name?
He's like, well, what's your tribe?
What do you call him?
Tribe?
And he says, I don't know, I'm by myself.
And he was like, Solo.
So Han Solo.
Yes, yes, yes.
I have seen it.
So that is, I really, in fact,
I will watch the movie again.
Yeah, I would like to.
I will probably watch the movie 10 more times.
Easily.
So we're gonna work it in.
So we're on episode seven right now.
Actually, we watched Rogue.
We watched Rogue before.
Star Wars, right?
In Hope, yeah, the original Star Wars.
And we just finished Return of the Jedi.
So now we're gonna do the next one.
But we're probably gonna, maybe in between some of those,
we'll come back and do the Solo.
We almost did a start of a Solo.
So you said there's 10 Star Wars movies.
How many Harry Potter movies are there?
This is not that many.
Five.
See, that's the problem.
I can't convince her to watch 10 Star Wars movies
if she's only gonna watch five Harry Potter movies.
Well, you don't have to tell her how many.
Oh, I'd trick her.
Yeah, just say, man, we're gonna watch this.
I think she's a little smarter than that.
It's not gonna work.
I think Rogue One is one of my favorites.
I like Rogue One.
Yeah, Rogue One is good.
I like that one.
What's really good is when you end Rogue One
and you start A New Hope.
It's seamless.
Really?
Because it ends at the exact same time.
That's the very first one.
Star Wars, the very first one.
That's the very first one.
If you remember, the ship's getting chased
by the destroyer, right?
Well, Rogue One is all about revealing
or exposing the Death Star's faults.
Plans.
The fault.
So how do you destroy the Death Star?
So he left a fault in a way to destroy it.
And he made it in such an obscure way,
it wouldn't show up,
but you'd have to know what's going on.
And so they send that out.
And the miracle that it made it through as far as it did,
just the fact that they couldn't get off the planet.
You know, they're shooting it up through a satellite.
Having it be an R2-D2, you mean?
No, they didn't even have,
they didn't have a physical means to get it off the planet
because they had to put it on the internet.
They had to put it on the internet, basically,
and shoot it through a radar.
A odd rate.
Not a radar, but a satellite.
R2-D2.
Oh, dude, it was like a thousand hertz.
It was way up there.
Yeah.
So they shoot this thing directly to a space,
one of the Star Wars ships up there.
But how did R2-D2 end up with it?
Well, R2-D2 is not even in the picture yet
because this is before R2-D2.
But he's the one that had the plans for the Death Star.
Well, it gets put in there by Princess Leia.
So R2-D2 is with Princess Leia currently.
I need to watch this shit again.
This is on the planet.
It's good stuff.
It is good stuff.
It's so exciting.
And Jeff's right, man.
I mean, because you have today's technology
of the way they make it in movies and all the awesome...
Special effects.
But you can tell the difference because it's like,
it's like right now, everything's current.
And then all of a sudden you go to New Hope.
This one was made in the mid-70s.
78?
Well, it came out, but they made it in the mid-70s.
I know.
And it's just like, oh my god.
And they dumb it down so that if you're watching it,
all the surrounding walls inside the spaceship, the interior.
Looks exactly the same.
You know what, as we wrap up here,
I'm going to go out on a limb here
and say that Sean likes Star Wars.
I think Jeff does, too.
I do, too.
I'm a huge Star Wars fan.
You guys are both freaks, man.
I love it.
You know what?
And you're making me want to go back and watch all that shit
because I like them.
I like them, too.
Do it.
Yeah.
Then turn around and watch Harry Pooter.
What's up next?
What's the next bourbon?
We got the Uncle Ernest.
No, they're going to have to wait.
Oh, yeah, scratch that.
Our viewers are going to have to listen to the next podcast
to know what bourbon we break.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah, how about that?
All right, we'll be back.
Bye.