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I came up with a conversation about changing

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our theme music. I was like, no, I like it. That's

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outrageous. Why would we do that? Who brought

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that up? It was with folks at the wedding I had

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to go to. Well, they're stupid. They are. Fucking

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retards. I guess they're listeners? I mean, we

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have listeners. I'll get into a little bit of

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that. Sorry, we have to take a drink. Yeah, I

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was tasting this. I like it a lot. Do you really?

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I do. It's interesting. It's very rich. All right,

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we'll shoot, man. I need to get pumped up. September

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30th, first half of the Dudes Like Us podcast.

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Final day of September. Yes, yes. Jeez. Then

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we're launching the final quarter of the year.

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It is. It is. I know that may not be chronologically

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correct. Whoever's going to contest that. It's

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financially correct. Yeah, just the last three

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months. I don't have to follow any of that shit

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anymore. I don't give a fuck what quarter it

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is. Yeah, look at you. You're like, yeah, F it.

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F it. Yeah. You know what's weird? Quarterly.

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When I was working at corporate, we had our typical

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financial January to February, or I'm sorry,

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December. But there are some of our companies

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that we worked with, like Cisco. Yeah. Cisco's

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month or year end is in July. Right. So the end

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of July is their year end. And so their quarters

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and everything, there's always a huge push at

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month -end and quarter -end and year -end for

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Cisco. You'd work late and all that bullshit.

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You'd have to scramble to get things in at the

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last minute because it has to go against that

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budget and blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah, and you

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have the Cisco reps just being assholes. Oh,

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yeah. Why isn't it in? Why isn't it in? And everyone's

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up late. I need to see it. I need to see it.

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Because that's how they get their bonus. Well,

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then they hold over discounts on you. Well, in

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order to get this 50 % discount, you have to

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have it in by this date. There's shit that was

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90 % off. Damn. Yeah. If you want to get that

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90 % off discount. You wait until the last day

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of the quarter of the year. Well, I don't know

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what takes so long, but it seems like, okay,

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I'm sitting here at my desk. It's 11 o 'clock

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at night. How long have we known about this deal?

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Of course. And why am I at 11 o 'clock, one hour

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left, still trying to get this PO cut? You were

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at the mercy of so many people and departments

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that didn't plan for shit. No. And then I get

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blamed. Oh, scramble at the last minute. I would

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have been blamed if I missed the timeline. Of

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course. I would say your lack of planning is

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not my emergency. My planning was right. So I

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don't know. You know, I'm glad I don't have to

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deal with that anymore. But it was it was it

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pissed me off so much every year. Every quarter.

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Every quarter, every month. Yeah, yeah. With

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Cisco. And I was a Cisco buyer for a couple years.

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And, you know, it was just a matter of fact.

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Once you did, you was like, all right, it's month

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end. And I worked. I worked. I remember one month

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end was like Christmas Eve or something stupid

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like that. New Year's Eve or something like that.

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I remember being New Year's Eve, working late

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because they needed to get something. New Year's

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Eve? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lord, did they make a

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movie on that? Like Elf? The book? No, they don't

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give a shit. That's just ridiculous. They don't

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give a shit. They're like, I need my commission.

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Yeah, that's really what it boils down to. Their

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commission and bonus. Yep. That's all they wanted.

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They don't give a shit. And they feel fit if

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you're not jumping. Yep. And they were assholes,

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man. They're just like. You don't miss it, huh?

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Yeah. I don't think anybody would have missed

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that. No. I want to go back. If that happened

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at my job, I wouldn't be working there either.

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My boss is retiring, not this Friday, but next

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Friday. Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry. So we're

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planning a little cake and ice cream social for

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him next Thursday. Is it in the shape of a big

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penis? It is not. Uh, Oh, is it ice cream cake?

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No, it's just, apparently it's a really good

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cake from like a real, a real bakery. It's not

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like, you know, Kroger or something like that.

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It's not like you made it at home. Right. Right.

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Well, hold on. Check us out on dudes like us

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.com or sorry, dudes like us on Facebook and

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Instagram. Uh, dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul.

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And I'm Jeff. We kind of glossed over. Yeah,

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we kind of, well, I mean, you know, we were so

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excited about talking to our listeners that we

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just kind of dive right into it. That's what

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we do. Producer Chuck, staying on top of shit.

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Yes, sir. Take it away. Barry's leaving. Yeah,

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he's leaving, and we're going to get a nice cake

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for him. And on the cake, we're going to put,

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yeah, so you're retiring. Yay, woo -hoo, whatever.

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He wasn't forced to retire, but he was kind of

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like, you know, people reach an ultimatum. It's

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kind of like you. You're like, I'm not working

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on New Year's Eve so that you can get your bonus.

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And Barry was like, I'm not working at all from

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work. I'm going to work from home. Yeah, that's

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what it boiled down to. Our company went to full

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-time in the office all five days. And he has

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a place up in Durango, Colorado, and he was spending

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two or three weeks at a time up there. So you're

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going in every day? That's excellent. I'm going

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in every day. And so he was kind of like, yeah,

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he was still doing that. And his boss was like,

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but you can't do that anymore. He was like, well,

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I told you I was going to do that. You get to

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the point where you're just like, I'm done. And

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one thing led to another, and they kind of worked

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it out that, well, maybe you don't need to be

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here anymore. And he's like, yeah, you know what?

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You're right. I retire. So is he coming in for

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his cake and ice cream? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, he's been coming in every day. Has he been

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doing anything? Well, I mean, he's transitioning

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with his successor this week. So, yeah, he's

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doing stuff. Who's his successor? It's somebody

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that worked. worked for him, you know, in the

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10 years that I've been gone, you know, because

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I was his right -hand man, right? And then I

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left for 10 years. Well, from my understanding,

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that person was like, you know, under Paul when

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Paul left, and now she's... No. No, no, not true.

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She was in a totally different team. But, yeah,

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because she was a manager or... Not under, but

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just not as senior as you. I think she was a

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senior manager, too. And then she went on to

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become an associate director, which they didn't

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even have. Is she going to pave the way? If they

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had had that role when I was there, I would not

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have left. But I had nowhere to go in terms of

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promotion and kids going into college and need

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to make more money and, you know, financially,

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blah, blah, blah. And so I left for 10 years

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and came back. And then, you know, she has become

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his. That's all right. It's probably well -deserved.

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Oh, it's totally well -deserved. That's what

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I would expect. The only reason why, you know,

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I could even be a candidate for that role is

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if she didn't want it. And why would you not

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want it? Right. How old is she? Is she near retirement?

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No, no, no. She's probably a little bit younger

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than I am, I would think. Oh, hell. She's probably

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70. Wow. Right, right. Wait, wait. No, I'm not

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quite there. I will be 55 in a couple weeks.

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The big 5 '5". Jeez. Yeah. But I'm not the oldest

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of the group, am I? No, I think Chuck is. I'm

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sorry, Paul. I think Jeff might be older by a

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couple months. I am almost a year older than

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you. Yeah. Your birthday's in April, and mine's

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in May. So you're both older than I am? Oh, yeah.

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Nice. We all three are. Yeah. Yeah, but you're

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the youngest. You're the runt. You're the runt,

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really. Emotionally. I am currently, you're 55,

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right? Yep. I'm 56. Well, I'll be 55. So there

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you have it. He looks the oldest. No, definitely

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not. Definitely not. I can double down on that

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one. Well, we are getting older. I'll tell you

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what. I was driving up to south of College Station

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to go to a wedding. And this is going to be the

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strangest thing ever because I'm not talking

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about the wedding right now. But the strangest

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thing, I'm driving and I look at my hand. Oh,

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boy. You're like, well, that looks old. Yes.

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You're like, well, is that my hand? Dude, I'm

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serious. I looked down at my hand. I was like,

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holy shit. Look at those wrinkles. You're like,

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that doesn't look soft and supple anymore. I

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was like, what? Do you get liver spots and everything?

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I'd rather have liver spots, but I don't like

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the absence of tension, you know? The wrinkly,

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veiny kind of... Well, you need to put on some

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weight so it stretches and gets really fat. Is

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that what it is? Fat top hand. A little fat back

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on the hand. I'm not so sure on that advice.

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Fat don't crack. Maybe you just need to put baby

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oil all over your body and it makes it soft and

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supple again. Yeah, whatever, man, but it's kind

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of like self -acknowledging again. It is. It's

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the chin -utter for me. It's a fact of life.

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I'm just like, it sucks. It's there. It's just

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starting to hang down a little bit more and more.

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See, Sean's hiding his underneath his beard.

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Are you going to start wearing it? Oh, yeah,

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it's by design. Are you going to start wearing

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a scarf? A scarf? I want to have one of those,

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what is it, the Three's Company Don Knotts character.

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Yes. Ascot. Mr. Farley. Mr. Farley. With a gigantic

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collar and a scarf. Would that work? Is that

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coming in back in style? Come on, knock on my

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door. Let's try to make it come back. Do what?

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Let's try to make it come back. So let's all

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start wearing it. Let's do it. What do they call

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that? Is it a scarf? I thought it was a kerchief.

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A kerchief goes in your pocket. Oh, the kerchief's

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in the pocket? And you blow your snot in it.

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Yeah, exactly. That's a generational thing. Or

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dab your tears. Yes. Dude, did your parents,

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my dad, would carry around a handkerchief? My

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dad did. Did your dad do this? My dad did this

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until he died. Mine did not do it until he died,

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but he did have it probably, I don't know. When

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I wear a suit jacket, I usually always carry

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a kerchief, especially when I go to weddings.

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But do you use it and blow your nose in it? No,

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because I'm lazy. I think it's gross. Yeah, I

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mean, I think that there's a time that it wasn't,

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you know, because, I mean, back then, back then,

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you know, diapers weren't what they were, and

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they would reuse the cloths for diapers all the

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time. Well, yeah, you'd have the diaper guy.

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put them in, they'd wash them and bring them

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back. The milkman diaper guy? Yeah, there was

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a diaper guy. But the handkerchief thing, my

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dad, I remember going when I'd visit him, even

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right before he died. What a shitty job that

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is. Oh, yeah. Seriously. I mean, how would you

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even unearth that? You just throw it in the...

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It comes in a bag. So they'd have these big laundry

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bags. You'd probably just throw it in the back

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and here's your clean ones and then... But it

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stunk. That's my whole point. They didn't have

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diaper genies back then with the poop sausage.

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Yeah, the diaper genie. You drop it in there

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and then you turn it. They did not work that

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well. No, the smell. It actually just added a

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baby powder flavor to the poop smell. What we

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ended up doing is turning it upside down and

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using it as a wastebasket. We did, but we put

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the diapers in there. But yeah, it didn't work

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well at all. It's one of those stupid things

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that you... do your registration for with a baby

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shower or whatever. Maybe they've improved on

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the technology. Maybe. I don't know. I won't

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know until the kids eventually squeeze out a

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grandkid and who knows when that's going to be.

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I think we should invent one. Maybe like a little

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portable incinerator. There you go. They already

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have those. Like the flex capacitor. Right next

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to the changing table in the nursery. A little

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incinerator. Just have a little tray with some

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ash in the bottom. And that becomes an incense

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type of thing. Aromatherapy. Then it's fertilized.

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You just sprinkle it in your hedges. Oh, perfect.

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Why have we not thought about this earlier? We

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have no shortage of brilliant ideas, by the way.

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They have those on boats. You know, on some boats

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like those house boats they have on the lake.

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I didn't say it earlier. Yeah, just stand up

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and poop. Why won't you just let it poop right

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in the lake? It's not allowed. People swim in

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there. Then it's like the Ganges. Oh, my God.

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It's like you have so many species of animals.

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already pooping everywhere in that lake. No,

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that's different. It'd be a delicacy for those

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fish. They'd be like, oh, I'm hanging out over

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at the, where are you going? Oh, I'm glamping

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this weekend. I'm going to go hang out by the

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boathouses. Oh, that's the fish talking, you

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know? Oh, that's the fish talking? Did you ever

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see the rivers over there in India where they're

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like some guys taking a dump 50 feet up and they're

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down there washing themselves? I lived that.

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Downstream? I told you that. I was not in the

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dump. I mean, I wasn't dumping in the river.

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Oh, yeah, he was. But, dude, it was bad. There'd

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be kids playing and brushing their teeth and

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cleaning. How do they just not all die? Here's

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a dude just dropping a total deuce right there

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in the river. Yeah. It's like a bidet, just a

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big old bidet, just sinking down in there and

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sloshing around. It was crazy, man. How come

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they are just not all sick? Is the ASCOT coming

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back? What is it? I think they kind of are. Just

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all sick and... They have definitely a shorter

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lifespan. Because of that shit. Maybe not. Maybe

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they have a longer lifespan. Yeah, they're recycling

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biome and they've got healthy guts now. Yeah,

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for sure. That's why most of them are not as

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heavy weight as we are. Rock solid immune systems.

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Right. God. Maybe we're the ones missing out.

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Maybe we're the dummies. We need to go back to

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that. Let's start swipping at sewage. I'll poop

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upstream from you, Paul. Perfect. You can brush

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your teeth. Pick an upper decker. I'm in. What

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could possibly go wrong in this plan? You go

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to the doctor. I think I have E. coli. How'd

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you get that? Well, let me explain it to you.

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My friend diarrhea -ed into my toothbrush. Okay,

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that's great. What a great topic. That wasn't

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on the board either. That's interesting. I don't

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know why it wouldn't be. All right, busy week.

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A lot of crazy stuff going on. We had some exciting

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football. The Aggies game, wow. Yes. Wow. What

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a game. Dude, I went and watched that. They have

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SEC in 60. If you haven't watched it, that's

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great. They cut out everything except for the

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big plays, right? Oh, okay. And so you can watch

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the whole game in about 10 minutes. Oh, very

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nice. Yeah, so you can go back and watch the

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big plays and see what happened. And it's just

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the SEC? Yeah, it's just the SEC and just the

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SEC games, right? Well, there's several providers

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that do it. That's a great service, though. Yeah,

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yeah. It's on SEC Network. And so, yeah, you

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go back and you're like, man, we should have

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had 30 points. Oh, I know. Easily. Remember,

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I told you how frustrated I got. I was like,

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we just dominated that game, but we couldn't

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score any points. I was like, what the hell is

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going on here? Two missed field goals, three

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touchdowns called back because of stupid penalties.

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I know. Yeah. We just ran up and down on them.

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They had no... Third down conversions and no

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fourth down conversions. We dominated. Is Auburn

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any good this year? Always. Not always. Yeah,

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I mean, they're always a solid team, man. They

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are. They gave who? Oklahoma a run for their

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money the week before. Is Oklahoma good? They're

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never a pushover. I'm just saying. Auburn is

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never a pushover. Especially when they play us.

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Right. It always seems like we go beat them at

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their house and they come beat us at our house.

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Right. Back and forth. But, yeah, so the two

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missed field goals. And that stupid play where

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we threw the interception and they ran it back

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80 yards or whatever. Oh, my God. It's third

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and one. This was the Auburn game, right? And

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what was the final score? 16 -10. And we lost?

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No. They're undefeated. Ranked number five or

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six, depending on the ball. Oh, did they climb

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all the way to five? Yeah, because other teams

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lost. Penn State lost. And we're playing ball.

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I mean, it's for real. And we beat Notre Dame.

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Georgia lost. Well, we did. We got professional

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players. Well, I think they all do now. Shit.

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They will be soon, but we're paying them well

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now for college stuff. I'll tell you who else

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I'm impressed with is Texas Tech. I think they're

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playing extremely well as well. Are they climbing

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in the rank? Yes. What are they up to? Three.

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I have no idea where they're at. One. I think

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they're one. Ohio State's one, so I don't know

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where Texas Tech is. But they had the bye week

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last week, but they've been playing really strong

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as well. I just don't know if they're – Texas

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Tech is 11. Number 11. 11, right behind Alabama.

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That's not bad. That's great. They're ahead of

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Georgia and LSU and Tennessee and Iowa State.

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Oh, shit. A &M is number six. All right, so going

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down the top 15. Tennessee, Iowa State, LSU,

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Georgia, Texas Tech, Alabama, Texas. Texas has

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kind of dropped. Indiana, Penn State, Texas A

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&M, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, Miami, Oregon, and Ohio

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State. Very nice. Very nice. Those are all solid

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teams, man. This is going to be an exciting year.

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So we're 4 -0. Why aren't we the same as Miami

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since they're 4 -0? It has to do with who they're

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playing. Strength of schedule, all that kind

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of stuff. Actually, I think Miami has beaten

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Florida State and Florida. And Notre Dame, right,

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in the first game. Right. And so they were kind

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of higher to start with. So they don't usually

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jump you unless you have a big win against somebody,

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you know, a real impressive win. They don't jump

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you. They just kind of scoot you up. And you

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know how it is. Every year there's complaints.

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Hey, look, where we are, I'm not complaining

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about where we are. No, no, no, no, no. What

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kind of torques me off is Alabama is ahead of

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Texas Tech, and Alabama has a loss. Right. Yeah,

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but they lost to somebody. Somebody good. I forget

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who it was. No, they beat Georgia. Detroit Lions.

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They beat Georgia, yeah. No, they had – oh, was

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it Tennessee? I've got to look at that. I don't

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know. I think – But, you know, we've always been

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frustrated by this because it's so subjective,

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right? Yeah, it's early. They get the benefit

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of the doubt, just like Ohio State does and all

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the big ones. But Alabama seems to – they could

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lose two games. They'd still be in the top ten.

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You know? I don't know. Just because of who they

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are. I know. Well, the Dallas Cowboys broke the

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world record for... Well, the highest points

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ever scored in a tie. No, that's incorrect. They

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had a higher score. In NFL? Well, that's what

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they said in the news. It was the second highest,

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is what I heard. Well, they both scored, so they

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shared that record together. Yes, that's true.

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But I heard there was one game that was higher.

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What game was that? I don't know. It was a long

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time ago, though. Well, they just mentioned it

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during the game. But they called it Scorigami,

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where they have a unique score. So that was like

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the first 40 -40 tie ever in NFL. Well, that's

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kind of cool. Yeah, because ties are very infrequent

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and kind of easy to do. But Alabama had lost

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to Florida State earlier. Well, you're right,

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Jeff. Yeah. I mean, what the hell? They lied.

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Yep. Yeah, they're not always the smartest people.

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No. Who was the announcers? I don't know, but

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I'm boycotting them. There you go. You should.

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I need to have content. And I even made a note.

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Oh, that's a little factoid. If you're going

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to be on TV or on a podcast, you cannot say incorrect

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information. Ever. Hell, man. You cannot. I mean,

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look at us. We are examples of absolutely perfect

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information all the time. So it was the second

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highest, falling short of the 43 between Oakland

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Raiders and the Boston Patriots. Boston Patriots.

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I know it's been a while. That's 64. Yeah. Why'd

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they expand to New England? They wanted to attract

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more viewers. But what do you guys think about

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the new rules for the overtime? You liking them?

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Stupid. Where both teams have a chance? I think

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it's a great rule. Yeah, but don't end it in

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a tie. Well, I mean. Just keep going. I like

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the college thing where they just keep going,

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going, going, going until somebody. And they

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make it harder each time? Yeah. Yes. That you

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have to go. I think first a field goal could

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win it. Then you have to go for two or get that

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touchdown. Then you have to go for two, and then

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it just keeps ratcheting up. That's the cause.

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And then they keep going. I would love it if

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they did that for the pros. That would be super

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cool. That'd be fine. It's kind of like hockey

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where they do a shootout at the end, right? Well,

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I mean, yeah. Was it seven games, and then they

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just start the shootout? No. Seven overtimes

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in regular season? Seven overtimes? I thought

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it was four. Well, the three periods plus the

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four, that's seven. Yeah. Seven periods. Right.

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That's a long game. And they rarely ever get

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to the shootout. Yeah, that's a long game. Yeah.

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Anyway, but that's, yeah, so that's good stuff.

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But I do like it. I do like the shootout stuff.

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That'd be fun. I like the rules. I do like the

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rules on the new kickoff that started last year.

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Yeah, last year. Yeah, but that's a good rule.

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Well, and that whole thing was to cut down on

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the injuries. Correct. Yeah. And also the place

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kickers and the field goal kickers, man, those

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guys suck. Where are they getting this talent

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from? Has this talent always been there, and

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they just weren't utilizing it? Because all of

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a sudden, we're kicking 55s, 65s, like nothing.

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I think people specialize so much more now. You

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have these kickers, and that's all they do, and

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they train, and they train, and they train, and

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they train. I think back in the day, it was,

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yeah, I could kick the ball pretty good. I'm

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going to play college. But they didn't. It's

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very specialized now. Plus, you've got these

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soccer guys coming over. That's the guy that's

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kicking ass. Aubrey. Was it Aubrey in Dallas

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Cowboys? Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's whacking the

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shit out of it, but he just kicks it differently.

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When that ball, when he kicks it with his foot,

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it's like it doesn't follow through the same.

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It's like he's just popping it. It's like magic.

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It's like popping it. It's like a little. I think

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they're over -inflating that ball. I think the

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Titans need to go find a soccer player somewhere

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because our kicker sucks. Nick Folk? Yeah, Nick

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Folk last night on the game, he kicked, he's

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40, right? He's like the world's oldest kicker.

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And he kicked two mid -50s field goals last night.

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Nice. Yeah. For the Jets. They were pretty clutch,

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but they still ended up losing. Because they're

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the Jets. It's probably just like everything

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else. You have these specialists when there's

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techniques that have been developed and exercises

00:22:07.250 --> 00:22:10.509
to strengthen whatever muscle you use. Special

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shoes, all kinds of things. It's just technique.

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Back in the day, you just have a half foot and

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you're good to go. Who was that guy that was

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in his 60s and would kick it straight on for

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the NFL? That was the guy with the half foot.

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Really? Was it Dempsey? Was that his last name?

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No, that's not ringing a bell. Yeah, he had half

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a foot. Well, that seems unfair. You have like

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a club that you can kick it farther because you're

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missing half your foot? Tom Dempsey. Tom Dempsey.

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Yeah, look at his foot. I think he may have had

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the longest. He was born without toes on his

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right foot. Yeah, he had the longest field goal

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for the longest time, for a long time. I mean,

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look at that. Yeah, look at that. That's totally

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not fair. They should call him Boxcar Dempsey.

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Look at that foot. It looks like a sledgehammer.

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That's not who I'm thinking of, though. That's

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really interesting, though. I've never heard

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of this guy. Looks like a mallet. Tom Dempsey.

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Coming in shell. Look up who the oldest. Probably

00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:03.140
had some weights in that. Look up who the oldest

00:23:03.140 --> 00:23:07.380
kicker was of all time. Like while playing, of

00:23:07.380 --> 00:23:11.660
course. Oldest NFL kicker. History. Yeah, there

00:23:11.660 --> 00:23:15.930
you go. Who is it here? That's who I'm thinking

00:23:15.930 --> 00:23:17.950
of. George Blanda. That's exactly who I'm thinking

00:23:17.950 --> 00:23:20.210
of. He was only 48. Oh, he's only 48? He probably

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looked 80 back then. Yeah, he probably did. He

00:23:22.009 --> 00:23:25.829
probably did. Interesting. George Blanda. That

00:23:25.829 --> 00:23:29.589
was 1948? That's when he was born. Or that's

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when he played. I'm sorry. He played from 49

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to 76. And he was a kicker? He sure is. Okay.

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Chicago. They keep showing him, you know, like.

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holding a football and throwing it in the pitchers.

00:23:41.140 --> 00:23:42.640
I'm like, wait a second, you're a kicker. What

00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:47.200
are your Oilers? He started as quarterback. Look

00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:53.759
at Morton Anderson. He was 87 years in the NFL.

00:23:54.259 --> 00:23:58.200
I'm sorry, that's how old he was. It was at 18

00:23:58.200 --> 00:24:01.839
plus 7, that's 25 years in the NFL. Damn. That's

00:24:01.839 --> 00:24:07.000
impressive. That's impressive. So how are your

00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:10.460
Titans doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,

00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:12.700
so let's talk about... Well, I can say this because

00:24:12.700 --> 00:24:14.140
the Bagels, I don't think, are going to win another

00:24:14.140 --> 00:24:15.839
game the entire year. What, do you guys want

00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:17.140
to talk about the Batwings? They quit. We are

00:24:17.140 --> 00:24:20.559
0 -4. They quit. And there is no hope of winning

00:24:20.559 --> 00:24:23.160
a game. Is Cam Ward just not... No, no, it's

00:24:23.160 --> 00:24:25.119
not him. I mean, he's making good decisions for

00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:27.589
being a rookie. He's made some great throws,

00:24:27.710 --> 00:24:30.450
and they're dropping passes left and right and

00:24:30.450 --> 00:24:33.250
not giving him time to throw. I mean, obviously

00:24:33.250 --> 00:24:35.789
he's making some mistakes like any rookie quarterback

00:24:35.789 --> 00:24:38.109
would, but he's not the problem. All right, good.

00:24:38.250 --> 00:24:41.170
He's not the reason why we're 0 -4. I'll tell

00:24:41.170 --> 00:24:42.710
you what, the coaching is not helping. Yeah,

00:24:42.750 --> 00:24:46.009
I see the Bengals going 2 -15. Damn. I know you

00:24:46.009 --> 00:24:47.690
lost Burrow, but who's your quarterback now?

00:24:48.089 --> 00:24:52.349
Jake Browning. Oh, God. Yeah, so it's pretty

00:24:52.349 --> 00:24:54.890
much a lost season. I think they should go get

00:24:54.890 --> 00:24:57.750
Kirk Cousins for the year. Are they, Owen? They're

00:24:57.750 --> 00:24:59.309
not winless, though. Oh, they won their first

00:24:59.309 --> 00:25:01.089
two games. Oh, they're 2 -2. Yeah, you're fine.

00:25:01.309 --> 00:25:03.869
I mean, well, yeah. Okay. Did you see the last

00:25:03.869 --> 00:25:05.349
two that they've lost? No, no, no. They've lost

00:25:05.349 --> 00:25:07.630
horribly. They lost to Denver last night pretty

00:25:07.630 --> 00:25:11.309
bad. Yeah, like 28 -3. We lost 26 -0. How do

00:25:11.309 --> 00:25:14.690
you have no points in the NFL? Do the Titans

00:25:14.690 --> 00:25:17.170
and the Bengals play this year? Probably. I don't

00:25:17.170 --> 00:25:19.799
know. So you're saying there's a chance. There's

00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:21.880
a chance. You're going to pick up one more. It'll

00:25:21.880 --> 00:25:25.480
be a 0 -0 tie. They're just going for the draft

00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:28.220
pick. God, how would that be? That'd be the 0

00:25:28.220 --> 00:25:31.039
-0 tie. That'd be awesome. That'd be terrible.

00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:34.259
Yeah. I'd pay big money for that game. Yeah.

00:25:35.099 --> 00:25:37.279
All right. That would be the battle of the basement.

00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:40.579
That's horrible. Anyway. So what did you guys

00:25:40.579 --> 00:25:41.859
do over the weekend? Did you have a good one?

00:25:43.380 --> 00:25:45.599
Jam -packed? Well, Chuck and I had some fun watching

00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:47.440
the Aggie game, and then we went on to the rail

00:25:47.440 --> 00:25:50.140
yard and saw some country band that wasn't that

00:25:50.140 --> 00:25:53.000
great. What did you do Friday? I thought you

00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:55.059
went to the rail yard on Friday. No, that was

00:25:55.059 --> 00:25:57.759
Saturday. Saturday, yeah. I don't remember Friday.

00:25:58.099 --> 00:26:01.180
Oh. No, no, it wasn't like that. I think it was

00:26:01.180 --> 00:26:04.720
just kind of TV watching. Right. You know what

00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:06.220
I mean? I don't think we did anything as far

00:26:06.220 --> 00:26:07.059
as I can remember. Did you watch Poldark again?

00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:11.599
I'm sorry. Poldark? Pull Dark. Yeah. No, I don't

00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:13.259
think so. No? Well, you and Chili have watched

00:26:13.259 --> 00:26:15.720
that already. I don't think so. It's period piece.

00:26:15.960 --> 00:26:18.619
Oh, is it? Yes. Yeah. You like those period pieces.

00:26:18.619 --> 00:26:21.240
Is it period piece of porn? Yes. Is it really?

00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:24.380
No. No. That's where the salesman goes out and

00:26:24.380 --> 00:26:27.740
he pre -teaches his folks how to sell markets

00:26:27.740 --> 00:26:32.019
for a living. Yes. What the hell? I don't know.

00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:33.400
That's a thing. No, you guys would like that

00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:35.279
one. No, we're still watching Hell on Wheels.

00:26:35.319 --> 00:26:37.640
We got three episodes left and we're five season

00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:40.839
deal. And I actually really enjoy it. It's fascinating

00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:44.059
history about how they were building the railroad

00:26:44.059 --> 00:26:46.619
back in the pioneer days for the first time,

00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:49.460
the first transcontinental railroad. And, you

00:26:49.460 --> 00:26:51.799
know, the Chinese guys were working on it and

00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:53.599
the Irish guys were working on it. And they were,

00:26:53.619 --> 00:26:57.480
you know, so much corruption and abuse. And it

00:26:57.480 --> 00:26:59.440
was a race to see who could, you know, build

00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:01.740
the railroad first. It's kind of fascinating

00:27:01.740 --> 00:27:03.579
history. And they didn't really have any law

00:27:03.579 --> 00:27:06.859
out there. So it was a lawless situation where,

00:27:06.940 --> 00:27:09.470
like, you know, people getting whacked, you know,

00:27:09.470 --> 00:27:11.369
and then, you know, then the law would come into

00:27:11.369 --> 00:27:13.930
town kind of inconsistently and somebody would

00:27:13.930 --> 00:27:16.369
get hung for, for shooting somebody. I mean,

00:27:16.369 --> 00:27:18.470
and then you got Indians attacking the, I mean,

00:27:18.490 --> 00:27:21.490
it was fucking chaos. It was crazy. Yeah. So

00:27:21.490 --> 00:27:23.769
you guys watch the, you ever watch any series

00:27:23.769 --> 00:27:26.829
at all where you're kind of like eight in or,

00:27:26.869 --> 00:27:30.130
or a mini series and you, and all of a sudden

00:27:30.130 --> 00:27:32.869
you're like, this is horrible. And I've got this

00:27:32.869 --> 00:27:35.589
personality where I have to see it through. I'm

00:27:35.589 --> 00:27:38.519
the same way. I was like, I'm this far in. Once

00:27:38.519 --> 00:27:40.519
you're invested, 8M? Yeah. Well, what are you

00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:41.980
watching that you think is horrible? Well, I

00:27:41.980 --> 00:27:46.539
mean, on Netflix, I did. That was actually pretty

00:27:46.539 --> 00:27:49.380
good, man. He's fooling himself. No. Dude, I

00:27:49.380 --> 00:27:51.079
mean, if you watched it, you would know. But

00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:54.430
Animal Kingdom on Netflix. Animal Kingdom on

00:27:54.430 --> 00:27:57.849
Netflix. It had a few sparks. It's some drug

00:27:57.849 --> 00:28:00.789
dealer crime family. It's a family with boys

00:28:00.789 --> 00:28:03.369
and this crazy mom, isn't it? Yeah. Is that the

00:28:03.369 --> 00:28:06.910
one? Who's the - Ellen Barkin? Yes. Okay. That's

00:28:06.910 --> 00:28:09.069
exactly who I was thinking of. I never bothered

00:28:09.069 --> 00:28:12.089
watching that when it was on regular TV. Was

00:28:12.089 --> 00:28:14.130
it on regular TV? I don't know. No, it was on

00:28:14.130 --> 00:28:16.329
TNT or something like that. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah,

00:28:16.390 --> 00:28:19.390
yeah. Yeah, TNT. You're saying it's not good?

00:28:19.630 --> 00:28:22.319
I mean - Look, it had its moments, but there

00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:23.839
was a time I was like, all right, this should

00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:26.279
be done. I mean, they should wrap this up. They

00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:28.140
should not have renewed the season. And it just

00:28:28.140 --> 00:28:30.200
keeps going. It just kept going, and it was just

00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:32.240
like these. And you're like, damn it. The whole

00:28:32.240 --> 00:28:33.299
thing was a train wreck. I have to keep watching.

00:28:33.579 --> 00:28:35.839
Now there's 75 episodes, so you've got a ways

00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:38.599
to go. No, I finished it. I'm done. You're right

00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:40.019
in. You're just like, wow, I've got another.

00:28:40.620 --> 00:28:42.720
Yeah, so I just binged watched. I was like, I

00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:44.359
know, I'm just not going to sleep. I'm powering

00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:46.740
through this fucker. For a show you don't like,

00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:49.019
you spent 72 hours watching every show, huh?

00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.619
Hey, man, the more you know. That's funny. I

00:28:51.619 --> 00:28:53.859
will give, if there's that many, I'll give up.

00:28:53.900 --> 00:28:55.779
I'll be like, yeah, I'm done. If it's that bad.

00:28:56.059 --> 00:28:58.599
Now, if it's like, it's like these series now

00:28:58.599 --> 00:29:01.859
where it's like 10 to a season, and you're like

00:29:01.859 --> 00:29:03.079
halfway through, you're like, all right, I could

00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:05.390
get through this. But if I got through eight

00:29:05.390 --> 00:29:06.890
of those, I was like, yeah, this is a good, I'm

00:29:06.890 --> 00:29:10.109
not lasting another 65. There have been some

00:29:10.109 --> 00:29:12.869
we bailed on, for sure. That, you know, after

00:29:12.869 --> 00:29:14.990
watching it for a while, we're like, okay. We

00:29:14.990 --> 00:29:18.450
gave up on Star Trek Discovery. I'm going to

00:29:18.450 --> 00:29:22.329
watch the final season. Well, no, that was the

00:29:22.329 --> 00:29:24.470
Strange New Worlds. The Star Trek Discovery was

00:29:24.470 --> 00:29:26.450
the one before it. We didn't finish it either.

00:29:26.450 --> 00:29:29.369
The first season was good, and then it got super

00:29:29.369 --> 00:29:32.069
woke. We didn't finish it. Bad. I was like, I'm

00:29:32.069 --> 00:29:33.569
not watching this anymore. Yeah, I agree. I'm

00:29:33.569 --> 00:29:35.829
with you. And I was a huge fan. I'd watch all

00:29:35.829 --> 00:29:39.029
that stuff. I'd watch the Star Wars stuff. I'd

00:29:39.029 --> 00:29:41.410
watch all of it. And I recognized when it was

00:29:41.410 --> 00:29:43.349
like, oh my God. And the Star Trek, I was like,

00:29:43.450 --> 00:29:46.930
I really want to watch this, but this is rich.

00:29:47.430 --> 00:29:51.630
This is too much. It was cartoonish. They actually

00:29:51.630 --> 00:29:54.349
had a cartoon at one of the shows where they

00:29:54.349 --> 00:29:57.130
had gone to this planet and things converted

00:29:57.130 --> 00:29:59.589
to a cartoon. And I was like, what is going on

00:29:59.589 --> 00:30:03.500
here? They were like puppets, right? It was a

00:30:03.500 --> 00:30:07.119
cartoon. It was an actual cartoon. Are you saying

00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:10.279
it was Star Trek Discovery? It was one of the

00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:12.099
Star Treks. Hopefully it's not Strange New World.

00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:14.579
I think it is a Strange New World. Well, we're

00:30:14.579 --> 00:30:16.619
almost done with... Did you watch the last season

00:30:16.619 --> 00:30:18.660
yet? All of it? I have not yet. No, I stopped

00:30:18.660 --> 00:30:21.599
watching it, man. I have to find the energy to

00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:24.819
go back and watch it. It wasn't that. I think

00:30:24.819 --> 00:30:27.259
it was a Strange New World. I'm pretty sure.

00:30:27.740 --> 00:30:30.359
It was. Because it was when... Well, maybe you

00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:31.920
were having a bad trip while you were watching

00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:37.240
it. It was when Spock was younger. Yeah, I would...

00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:38.940
It was none of those. I would not be okay with

00:30:38.940 --> 00:30:41.859
that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That might be it

00:30:41.859 --> 00:30:45.000
right there. Yeah, the whole thing was just...

00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.000
Whatever. Whatever, man. You know, I enjoy it.

00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:50.779
There was one Muppet, too. Star Trek has... That's

00:30:50.779 --> 00:30:53.789
crazy. Star Trek has a lot of good stuff. But

00:30:53.789 --> 00:30:56.410
they missed the mark on some of these. Yeah,

00:30:56.450 --> 00:30:58.750
there are some good ones. There's a couple oddball

00:30:58.750 --> 00:31:00.190
ones in this season, but there's some really

00:31:00.190 --> 00:31:04.349
good ones, too. Yeah. You just have to kind of

00:31:04.349 --> 00:31:06.890
get through those. Fight through it, yeah. Fight

00:31:06.890 --> 00:31:08.170
those stupid ones. When they're trying to be

00:31:08.170 --> 00:31:10.329
all creative and shit. Yeah, you're just like,

00:31:10.430 --> 00:31:13.730
whatever, man. You want to see. My attitude about

00:31:13.730 --> 00:31:16.269
it is it's like a military unit, right? You know

00:31:16.269 --> 00:31:19.890
what I mean? It is a military unit for the most

00:31:19.890 --> 00:31:23.859
part. So they need to stay true to rank and authority

00:31:23.859 --> 00:31:26.299
and taking it seriously, and they just get all

00:31:26.299 --> 00:31:28.960
goofy with it. It's kind of hard to... Yeah,

00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:32.220
there's one this year where the holodeck that

00:31:32.220 --> 00:31:36.779
you see, they're building it because it's not

00:31:36.779 --> 00:31:38.380
developed yet, so they're building it and they're

00:31:38.380 --> 00:31:41.279
testing it so that she creates a murder mystery.

00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:44.079
So the whole show is like a murder mystery. Right.

00:31:44.220 --> 00:31:48.140
I mean, it's when writers run out of ideas. Yes.

00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:53.519
Right. Or they have a creative team member will

00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:56.960
leave, and they'll get fired, or something will

00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:58.720
happen, and they'll go somewhere else. And then

00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:00.579
they get some other writer schmuck that comes

00:32:00.579 --> 00:32:02.400
in, and it's like, oh, this is where we're going

00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:03.240
to go. And they're blowing up the whole thing.

00:32:03.400 --> 00:32:05.180
Well, I think part of it is that they'll hire

00:32:05.180 --> 00:32:08.480
these writers and people in charge who are not

00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:12.900
invested in Star Trek or Star Wars or whatever

00:32:12.900 --> 00:32:18.000
the IP is. They don't know. it well enough to

00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:20.680
give it justice. They're giving up too much creative

00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:22.380
freedom. Oh yeah, they're like, oh, this is Star

00:32:22.380 --> 00:32:24.539
Trek. I'm going to make this crazy thing because

00:32:24.539 --> 00:32:26.579
yay fun. And then the viewers are like, what

00:32:26.579 --> 00:32:29.000
the hell, man? What are you doing? What are you

00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:31.759
doing to my beloved series? And really, this

00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:34.180
woke stuff really just ruined a ton of shows.

00:32:34.579 --> 00:32:37.920
I think we're seeing less of it. Is it just me

00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:40.160
being optimistic? I think you're being optimistic.

00:32:40.380 --> 00:32:42.380
I think there's a lot of stuff that was already

00:32:42.380 --> 00:32:46.240
baked and made. Maybe in a couple years. We'll

00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:47.940
see some difference, but I think there's a lot

00:32:47.940 --> 00:32:51.119
of shows that were already in process that we're

00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:54.640
seeing right now because I still see, like there's

00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:58.279
one, there was a show I wanted to watch and I

00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.000
was looking at it and I was like, there's no

00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:01.960
way I'm going to watch this. So I read about

00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:05.000
New York Special Victims Unit. Right. Shelly

00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:07.740
loves that show, right? And I read that one of

00:33:07.740 --> 00:33:12.240
the ones that's coming out, they make Ice the

00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.759
villains in the episode. Oh, yeah. They all do

00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:18.700
that. FBI does that. Yep. All the cop shows,

00:33:18.859 --> 00:33:24.980
they'll have these random libtard episodes. Right.

00:33:24.980 --> 00:33:27.880
Yeah. And this one apparently has to do with

00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:33.660
this illegal alien is willing to testify in court

00:33:33.660 --> 00:33:39.119
against this guy that raped a woman or whatever.

00:33:39.559 --> 00:33:41.279
And so they were really counting on him to be

00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:43.839
there to, like, put this guy away. And they didn't

00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:45.619
hear from him. And so they go and they check

00:33:45.619 --> 00:33:48.900
on him. And he's being arrested by ICE. You know

00:33:48.900 --> 00:33:50.740
what I mean? So they're trying to create this,

00:33:50.859 --> 00:33:54.319
you know, ICE is the reason why, you know. This

00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:57.039
rapist is getting free. Exactly. Exactly. And

00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.339
they're good people. And they're just being,

00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:01.680
they're kidnapping them. And I'm like, dude,

00:34:01.859 --> 00:34:04.480
seriously? Viewers are going to see right, or

00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:06.519
half of the viewers are going to see right through

00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:08.789
that shit. I think more than half. Right. You

00:34:08.789 --> 00:34:12.849
know, look, honestly, I feel bad for some of

00:34:12.849 --> 00:34:16.429
these guys that have been here for a long time,

00:34:16.469 --> 00:34:18.269
and they're just kind of baked into the United

00:34:18.269 --> 00:34:20.809
States now, and they just feel like, and I get

00:34:20.809 --> 00:34:23.150
it. They've been here for 15, 20 years. They've

00:34:23.150 --> 00:34:25.429
got a career. They've got a family. You know,

00:34:25.489 --> 00:34:27.949
I get it. Superintendent to a school. Yeah, superintendent

00:34:27.949 --> 00:34:30.610
to a school. Dude, that is crazy, that story.

00:34:30.789 --> 00:34:33.110
How would he get elected? Wouldn't there be some

00:34:33.110 --> 00:34:35.650
kind of vetting or background check or something?

00:34:36.070 --> 00:34:38.130
And they're saying, and the person. Before you

00:34:38.130 --> 00:34:39.909
dive in, what exactly are you talking about?

00:34:39.989 --> 00:34:42.489
Okay, so this is in Des Moines, the largest school

00:34:42.489 --> 00:34:45.889
district in Des Moines, Iowa. The superintendent,

00:34:46.010 --> 00:34:48.889
I guess, was an illegal alien. Ian Roberts. That

00:34:48.889 --> 00:34:53.610
was already on ICE's radar or the Homeland whatever

00:34:53.610 --> 00:34:56.769
radar because he skipped out on some hearing,

00:34:56.989 --> 00:34:59.369
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so they went

00:34:59.369 --> 00:35:05.019
to go arrest him. and he ran from them, and he

00:35:05.019 --> 00:35:08.900
ran out of the car. It was a car chase, foot

00:35:08.900 --> 00:35:12.179
race, foot chase, and then they got him, and

00:35:12.179 --> 00:35:15.519
they found a loaded gun in his car. I mean, seriously,

00:35:15.780 --> 00:35:18.840
crazy. Was it from Guyana? Yeah, and then he

00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:23.639
was making $270 ,000 a year, and he's an illegal

00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:27.179
alien. He was registered to vote as a Democrat.

00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:29.630
How's he paying taxes? Right. How does he have

00:35:29.630 --> 00:35:31.309
a Social Security to pay taxes? I don't know.

00:35:31.329 --> 00:35:33.769
And he was registered to vote. In Maryland, right?

00:35:33.869 --> 00:35:36.429
Yeah. I was told that never happened. Crazy.

00:35:36.429 --> 00:35:38.769
Right. Exactly. And then the person who apparently

00:35:38.769 --> 00:35:41.630
hired him said they had no idea. And apparently

00:35:41.630 --> 00:35:43.750
she's part of some organization, even owns a

00:35:43.750 --> 00:35:49.710
company, that has to do with illegal alien resettlement

00:35:49.710 --> 00:35:53.230
or something. So, I mean, dude, come on. Obviously,

00:35:53.269 --> 00:35:56.369
she had a hand in hiring this guy. you know,

00:35:56.369 --> 00:35:58.769
to give him a break or whatever. But so that

00:35:58.769 --> 00:36:01.809
job should have gone to an American citizen.

00:36:02.250 --> 00:36:04.389
I don't care where you're from, what color you

00:36:04.389 --> 00:36:06.130
are, whatever, but it should have gone to an

00:36:06.130 --> 00:36:09.789
American citizen that was qualified to be a superintendent

00:36:09.789 --> 00:36:12.349
of a school. And this guy was sitting in that

00:36:12.349 --> 00:36:16.170
spot. So apparently. This school district sucks

00:36:16.170 --> 00:36:18.750
nuts because they didn't do any checking. Roberts

00:36:18.750 --> 00:36:21.050
did not hold a doctoral degree from Morgan State

00:36:21.050 --> 00:36:23.150
University. Oh, he lied about that? Well, it

00:36:23.150 --> 00:36:24.929
says academic credentials. After the arrest,

00:36:25.010 --> 00:36:28.690
it all comes out. Oh, no shit. Now, when I got

00:36:28.690 --> 00:36:33.070
hired to drive a bus, I went through a full background

00:36:33.070 --> 00:36:36.250
check. Fingerprints, full nine yards. But you're

00:36:36.250 --> 00:36:43.760
not black. Oh, wow. Well, is he? He is. What's

00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:45.699
your point? I just thought I'd throw that in

00:36:45.699 --> 00:36:50.619
there. So what I'm saying is the people who hired

00:36:50.619 --> 00:36:54.320
him either really suck or they knew what was

00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:56.260
going on. They knew. They had to have known.

00:36:56.900 --> 00:36:59.840
He was probably a charismatic, you know, energetic,

00:37:00.139 --> 00:37:02.519
talented guy. I was one of those people that

00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:04.940
just, you know, they... He probably, like you

00:37:04.940 --> 00:37:08.719
said, he gets along and very socially can get

00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:10.539
in there. And they were just like, fuck it, man.

00:37:10.659 --> 00:37:12.059
Oh, here's your credentials. That's great. Just

00:37:12.059 --> 00:37:13.760
get them in there. Sign your paper here. How

00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:15.239
do you get paid, though? That's a good point.

00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:16.900
That's what I mean. How do you file your taxes?

00:37:17.179 --> 00:37:19.780
So that Social Security doge went through all

00:37:19.780 --> 00:37:21.079
the Social Security numbers. Is that wrong? Is

00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:23.239
he using some dead person's Social Security number?

00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:25.960
I don't know. I don't know. So regarding ICE

00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:28.119
and shootings, because there's one in Dallas.

00:37:29.219 --> 00:37:31.119
Oh, well, damn. That was pretty recent. You're

00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:33.780
talking about the guy that shot at the... at

00:37:33.780 --> 00:37:37.659
the ICE facility and ended up killing detainees

00:37:37.659 --> 00:37:40.420
that were being transferred from the van. He

00:37:40.420 --> 00:37:43.539
shot three and killed one. What a moron. He didn't

00:37:43.539 --> 00:37:46.719
even shoot ICE. So that's why they're saying

00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:50.340
that this was a right -winger. Yeah, but that

00:37:50.340 --> 00:37:52.559
turned out to be wrong, too. But what happened,

00:37:52.619 --> 00:37:55.440
it was either today or yesterday, but do you

00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:58.820
remember Ice -T, the rapper? Yes. Okay, so he's

00:37:58.820 --> 00:38:02.789
got a bus, and on the bus it says ICE. Oh, no.

00:38:02.909 --> 00:38:04.869
Yeah, that was last week I saw that. They firebombed

00:38:04.869 --> 00:38:09.309
his bus. Antifa did. I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh.

00:38:09.349 --> 00:38:11.329
They firebombed his bus because they thought

00:38:11.329 --> 00:38:15.030
he was... That's how ignorant these people are.

00:38:15.969 --> 00:38:18.469
That's how shockingly ignorant they are. He came

00:38:18.469 --> 00:38:20.849
on later. He said it wasn't my bus. It was my

00:38:20.849 --> 00:38:23.170
staff's bus. But, yeah, because he was in a different

00:38:23.170 --> 00:38:25.670
city at the time. But yeah, they definitely saw

00:38:25.670 --> 00:38:27.929
the ice on the side and said, hey, let's just

00:38:27.929 --> 00:38:30.730
torch it because it says ice on it. Morons. Frickin'

00:38:30.730 --> 00:38:32.829
ding -dongs. Well, so are they also doing that

00:38:32.829 --> 00:38:35.849
to like ice trucks that are delivering bags of

00:38:35.849 --> 00:38:37.849
ice to Kroger? Just because it says ice, you

00:38:37.849 --> 00:38:40.050
think the actual ice is going to have a big truck

00:38:40.050 --> 00:38:42.349
with ice on the side? Right. Beware ice cream

00:38:42.349 --> 00:38:48.309
man. Oh, shit. Poor ice cream man. Damn it, Archer.

00:38:48.469 --> 00:38:50.570
Well, these people are not the smartest. They're

00:38:50.570 --> 00:38:53.130
stupid. They're stupid, ignorant people is what

00:38:53.130 --> 00:38:56.030
they are. Unbelievable. Well, you know what?

00:38:56.670 --> 00:39:00.170
They'll be faded out. Because they are. Trump

00:39:00.170 --> 00:39:04.690
sending people in into Oregon. Oh, he declared

00:39:04.690 --> 00:39:07.889
Antifa a domestic terrorist organization. That's

00:39:07.889 --> 00:39:09.909
a big deal. Hell, man. They should have done

00:39:09.909 --> 00:39:13.289
that the first term. I don't know. What is the

00:39:13.289 --> 00:39:14.989
big deal? He should have done that the first

00:39:14.989 --> 00:39:18.030
term. He's opening up the playbook now. He's

00:39:18.030 --> 00:39:20.710
learning. He learned after his first term. Yeah.

00:39:22.340 --> 00:39:25.039
So, I'm reading here, and this AI overview may

00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:28.199
be wrong, but it is illegal to have a gun in

00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:32.920
a car on a school premise. Yeah. Unless you have

00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:37.300
a license to carry. And if you have a license

00:39:37.300 --> 00:39:40.360
to carry, then you can have a handgun in your

00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:46.860
locked vehicle. Is that in every state? That's

00:39:46.860 --> 00:39:53.429
a license to carry of LTC in Texas. I seem to

00:39:53.429 --> 00:39:55.329
remember that when I went through handgun training

00:39:55.329 --> 00:39:58.090
and get my LTC that they said, you better keep

00:39:58.090 --> 00:40:00.769
it in your car. And, you know, I mean, he's going

00:40:00.769 --> 00:40:02.969
to know it's in your car, but. Yeah, the school

00:40:02.969 --> 00:40:04.710
district will fire you if you bring a gun on

00:40:04.710 --> 00:40:08.789
premise. Yeah. But I thought they were lightening

00:40:08.789 --> 00:40:11.449
up on some of that stuff. No, I have a friend

00:40:11.449 --> 00:40:14.909
who's, when they're the shooting down in Uvalde,

00:40:15.050 --> 00:40:18.469
she actually brought a gun and she was a teacher

00:40:18.469 --> 00:40:21.110
and it was a little one in her purse. And she

00:40:21.110 --> 00:40:23.570
made the mistake of showing a co -teacher. Oh.

00:40:24.170 --> 00:40:26.269
And ratted her out. The co -teacher ratted her

00:40:26.269 --> 00:40:28.869
out, and she got fired. Right. You can't have

00:40:28.869 --> 00:40:30.750
it on your person, for sure. I mean, the gray

00:40:30.750 --> 00:40:32.769
area was whether or not you can have it in your

00:40:32.769 --> 00:40:34.590
car. But I thought they were training a certain

00:40:34.590 --> 00:40:37.989
batch of people. Those are the, yes, those are

00:40:37.989 --> 00:40:40.369
the, I don't know what you call them, but the.

00:40:40.710 --> 00:40:44.849
Men. Yes. But you have to be an ex -police officer

00:40:44.849 --> 00:40:47.550
in order to become one of these. No, I mean,

00:40:47.590 --> 00:40:49.820
they were training teachers. Designated carry

00:40:49.820 --> 00:40:53.099
type of thing? No, they have a new position that

00:40:53.099 --> 00:40:56.860
Frisco is going to be hiring. Wardens or something

00:40:56.860 --> 00:40:58.920
like that, marshals or something like that, where

00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:02.300
they're hiring specific people to be on campus

00:41:02.300 --> 00:41:04.940
carrying a gun. That will work as a teacher?

00:41:05.139 --> 00:41:08.880
No, they're not a teacher. Okay. This is a new

00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:11.179
role that they are hiring. I think it may be

00:41:11.179 --> 00:41:13.519
Texas. I thought they already had police officers.

00:41:13.820 --> 00:41:18.090
But they're not at every school. Yeah, this is

00:41:18.090 --> 00:41:19.849
an every school thing. This is at every school.

00:41:20.349 --> 00:41:22.190
That's good. And you have to be an ex -police

00:41:22.190 --> 00:41:24.590
officer, I believe. There's criteria. Ex -police

00:41:24.590 --> 00:41:26.909
officer, I don't know if ex -military. I think

00:41:26.909 --> 00:41:29.849
that's a great idea. Growing up overseas, they

00:41:29.849 --> 00:41:33.369
had something called, his name was Friendly,

00:41:33.389 --> 00:41:37.829
Officer Friendly, which was crazy because I thought

00:41:37.829 --> 00:41:39.489
that was his real last name. And it may very

00:41:39.489 --> 00:41:43.150
well have been, but he went back to the United

00:41:43.150 --> 00:41:45.710
States. And sure enough, next week, a new officer

00:41:45.710 --> 00:41:47.369
friendly showed up. But I thought it was such

00:41:47.369 --> 00:41:49.730
a great idea. You're like, wow, all these brothers

00:41:49.730 --> 00:41:52.929
from the friendly family. But I thought it was

00:41:52.929 --> 00:41:57.590
such a good thing because he was there at the

00:41:57.590 --> 00:41:59.909
cross guard area. And so all the kids and he

00:41:59.909 --> 00:42:02.210
was like, you know, just friends with everybody.

00:42:02.389 --> 00:42:04.250
And everyone wanted to be around him. And he

00:42:04.250 --> 00:42:07.619
would hang out during recess. And he'd make sure

00:42:07.619 --> 00:42:09.599
that, you know, he would go to all the corners

00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:11.239
of the playground and see what all the kids are

00:42:11.239 --> 00:42:13.960
doing. And, hey, you better be good today, Jimmy.

00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:16.699
Don't be starting no fights, you know. I thought

00:42:16.699 --> 00:42:18.400
it was great. You want to play with my pistol?

00:42:20.210 --> 00:42:24.170
This one doesn't shoot bullets. Oh, boy. I didn't

00:42:24.170 --> 00:42:27.329
go there. Whoa. Wow. No, but I thought it was

00:42:27.329 --> 00:42:31.989
a great idea. Of course. Obviously, he's got

00:42:31.989 --> 00:42:34.329
a role to play in high school and junior high,

00:42:34.429 --> 00:42:38.070
but it was impressionable to me in elementary

00:42:38.070 --> 00:42:43.440
school. It wasn't like this nefarious. They're

00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:47.340
trying to create this drama. Police officers

00:42:47.340 --> 00:42:51.340
are bad and ICE is bad. You want to instill in

00:42:51.340 --> 00:42:53.480
children that police are the good guys. Come

00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:57.480
on. That's ridiculous. What do you think about

00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:02.280
this? Are we ready? I don't know. I was just

00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:06.039
picking the bottle up. We can't talk about it

00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:08.480
before we get to the very end. I don't even know

00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:11.699
what time it is. Yeah, again, about 25 minutes.

00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:17.019
So we can't talk about it. This is one that we've

00:43:17.019 --> 00:43:21.119
had for a while, probably for a long time. Yeah,

00:43:21.239 --> 00:43:23.199
it was a long time. And where did we get it?

00:43:23.500 --> 00:43:28.539
This is a Total Wine one. We were buying a lot

00:43:28.539 --> 00:43:32.000
of these. This is an Oak and Eden, which I don't

00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:34.159
think they're in business anymore. Correct. Yeah.

00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:38.360
And it was just recently, too. They said as of

00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:40.559
September. That's too bad. They are closed. Yeah,

00:43:40.579 --> 00:43:44.539
so they shut down. But they had a lot of different

00:43:44.539 --> 00:43:46.360
flavors. This is the Wheat and Spire. And what

00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:48.860
it is is they would buy, I guess it's MGP. I

00:43:48.860 --> 00:43:50.739
didn't look at the back. But they would source

00:43:50.739 --> 00:43:56.500
their product, and they would put an oak spire

00:43:56.500 --> 00:44:01.039
in it. So hence the Wheat and Spire. And it would

00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:04.500
continue to age some on your shelf. Because they

00:44:04.500 --> 00:44:06.559
would get the MGP, you said, right? Correct.

00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:08.239
Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I didn't look to

00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:11.699
see where this was distilled. Yeah, but in concept,

00:44:11.800 --> 00:44:14.260
it sounds like a good idea. And they actually

00:44:14.260 --> 00:44:18.239
have, you go up there to the place and they have,

00:44:18.360 --> 00:44:21.360
it's kind of like a pharmacy. Well, it's a distillery.

00:44:21.420 --> 00:44:24.380
But they have kind of like a pharmacy area where

00:44:24.380 --> 00:44:27.199
you have these flavors that you can put in your

00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:28.699
bottle. Because you can make your own bottle.

00:44:28.920 --> 00:44:31.300
And you put these aromas and stuff in there and

00:44:31.300 --> 00:44:33.500
you pick out three, I think is what it is. It's

00:44:33.500 --> 00:44:35.590
like Build -A -Bourbon. Yeah. And you basically

00:44:35.590 --> 00:44:37.690
do that, and then they throw a spire in there,

00:44:37.769 --> 00:44:42.829
and you take it home. You have a neat concept.

00:44:43.130 --> 00:44:46.829
Because I picked up a bottle and brought it here,

00:44:46.929 --> 00:44:50.190
and it was 118 proof, something like that. Yeah,

00:44:50.190 --> 00:44:52.409
it was higher proof. And I thought it was good.

00:44:52.590 --> 00:44:56.369
Yeah. And I got to tell you, this one, maybe

00:44:56.369 --> 00:44:58.110
the spire, I think, was in there a little bit

00:44:58.110 --> 00:45:01.750
too long. That's what I mean. This is dark. Sat

00:45:01.750 --> 00:45:03.969
in there probably for four years, an extra four

00:45:03.969 --> 00:45:05.670
years. Now, I think there's probably a lifespan

00:45:05.670 --> 00:45:08.710
on how long that thing will actually age. I think

00:45:08.710 --> 00:45:11.969
we got all the age out of it. Yeah, but it's

00:45:11.969 --> 00:45:15.610
spent. I think it's super rich. It is. I'm really

00:45:15.610 --> 00:45:18.190
enjoying it. The color's good. Well, good, because

00:45:18.190 --> 00:45:21.170
I'm not, maybe I need to throw back a couple

00:45:21.170 --> 00:45:23.630
of tastes here. I mean, it's only 90 proof, but

00:45:23.630 --> 00:45:25.690
it's got good flavor for 90 proof. Oh, yeah.

00:45:26.949 --> 00:45:29.449
Yeah. I'm enjoying the nose. I'm enjoying the

00:45:29.449 --> 00:45:31.110
finish. I don't have any complaints about this

00:45:31.110 --> 00:45:33.030
one at all. I pick up a lot of vanillas on this.

00:45:33.409 --> 00:45:38.710
Yeah. A lot of vanilla. Cinnamon. Yeah, I'm a

00:45:38.710 --> 00:45:40.670
big fan. I was afraid it was going to be too

00:45:40.670 --> 00:45:42.449
oaky for me because sometimes if there's too

00:45:42.449 --> 00:45:44.989
much oak, I don't care for it. It does taste

00:45:44.989 --> 00:45:49.050
chunky. Yeah, it's thicker. But again, for 90

00:45:49.050 --> 00:45:53.059
proof, I think the richness. says quite a bit

00:45:53.059 --> 00:45:56.639
i think it rivals one it rivals 115 yeah i think

00:45:56.639 --> 00:45:58.539
i think it's interesting i think the fact that

00:45:58.539 --> 00:46:02.420
we sat on it for so long right it it uh benefited

00:46:02.420 --> 00:46:04.619
it yeah yeah i don't know i'm back and forth

00:46:04.619 --> 00:46:06.840
it's like i really like it i really don't think

00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:09.519
it's good well i also pick up some on the very

00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:12.159
back now that i you know maybe 30 seconds afterwards

00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:15.039
i pick up some bitterness on the tongue that's

00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.699
okay yeah that's the oak oh it is that's the

00:46:17.699 --> 00:46:21.639
oak so Again, it's really good, but then I get

00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:25.539
some bitterness that I'm not too wild about.

00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:29.519
To me, the richness kind of flows over it. So

00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:32.179
I have no complaints about this one. It's a French

00:46:32.179 --> 00:46:34.860
oak spire. For those that oak and eat French

00:46:34.860 --> 00:46:41.059
oak spire, 90 proof. Man, I'm back and forth.

00:46:41.420 --> 00:46:46.980
Now I'm back on the like side. I mean, to me,

00:46:47.099 --> 00:46:50.119
this is kind of like an espresso. Versus coffee.

00:46:50.579 --> 00:46:53.539
It's strong. It's compact flavor. It's got a

00:46:53.539 --> 00:46:58.219
punch to it. For being 45 % wheat, it's surprisingly

00:46:58.219 --> 00:47:03.699
not sweet. Corn is sweet. Yeah. I think it has

00:47:03.699 --> 00:47:05.940
something to do with that French oak spire that's

00:47:05.940 --> 00:47:07.159
been sitting there for three and a half, four

00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:10.699
years. For sure. You don't have a rating on this

00:47:10.699 --> 00:47:13.719
from us, do you? No. From before, no, okay. Damn,

00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.619
that's how old it is, huh? Yeah, this is one

00:47:16.619 --> 00:47:18.519
of the first ones we got. Oh, that reminds me.

00:47:18.539 --> 00:47:19.800
I need to write that down. Hold on a second.

00:47:19.880 --> 00:47:22.900
So the last time I think we had one of these,

00:47:22.980 --> 00:47:25.659
you and Sean and Paul did a little Lady and the

00:47:25.659 --> 00:47:29.820
Tramp with the Spire. Oh, this is the night.

00:47:30.659 --> 00:47:36.460
It's a beautiful night. I don't think so. Yes,

00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:39.380
you did. You each got an end and started sucking

00:47:39.380 --> 00:47:42.239
on it, and you're gazing at each other. Wow.

00:47:42.780 --> 00:47:44.780
Is that back when we were doing cocaine on the

00:47:44.780 --> 00:47:46.340
podcast? That's when we were doing four ounces.

00:47:48.780 --> 00:47:50.820
Okay, well, I have no idea what happened in any

00:47:50.820 --> 00:47:52.800
of those podcasts. You had your mouth on one

00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:54.719
end. Oh, I did not. Sean, just stop. You did.

00:47:54.739 --> 00:47:56.760
You're giving the listeners a horrible visual.

00:47:57.059 --> 00:47:59.360
You did. And you're looking at each other, and

00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:01.000
you've decided, wow, that's really gay, and you

00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:03.699
stopped. Oh, do we? Yeah. Actually, we're good.

00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:06.519
So we stopped. Sean recalls this. Of course he

00:48:06.519 --> 00:48:10.500
did. It did happen. Sean's like, I don't want

00:48:10.500 --> 00:48:15.219
to stop. Paul, come on. You were the one that

00:48:15.219 --> 00:48:19.960
was like, deeper. I want more of it. I don't

00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:21.360
think any of that happened. Fuck it. You can

00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:24.559
have it. Jeez. You just started sucking on it.

00:48:24.820 --> 00:48:31.690
Stop. God, Jeff. Slurping. Wow. So the oak and

00:48:31.690 --> 00:48:35.070
Eden finished whiskey. Fire French oak wheat

00:48:35.070 --> 00:48:37.130
and spire. Bourbon whiskey finished on French

00:48:37.130 --> 00:48:41.469
oak spire. This was label batch number two, bottle

00:48:41.469 --> 00:48:48.250
740. They J -Molga. Does it have a year on there?

00:48:49.510 --> 00:48:51.510
This has to be like, we had to have bought this

00:48:51.510 --> 00:48:55.750
bottle like in 20 or 21. I don't know. At the

00:48:55.750 --> 00:48:59.980
time. The age up there for a similar type bottle

00:48:59.980 --> 00:49:03.159
is two plus years, which means this spire puts

00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:07.320
a lot to the color and flavor. So if it was two

00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.079
years, that's probably a six -year bourbon at

00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:12.500
this point. Right. Not really, but it's aged

00:49:12.500 --> 00:49:15.380
some more. You know, a lot of people are doing

00:49:15.380 --> 00:49:18.019
that now, right? We've talked about the Ambarana

00:49:18.019 --> 00:49:21.599
staves. Right. I mean, I know they're not putting

00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:24.099
spires in the bottle as much. And Big Mike and

00:49:24.099 --> 00:49:26.219
Big Stick. Big Stick is. Big Stick is, yeah.

00:49:26.539 --> 00:49:28.800
But I think a lot of them are doing staves in

00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:30.099
the barrels. In the barrels themselves. I mean,

00:49:30.099 --> 00:49:32.460
it's the same concept. Yep. It really is the

00:49:32.460 --> 00:49:34.320
same concept. That's what Maker's Mark does.

00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:37.659
Right. So, you know, we shouldn't knock them.

00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:39.539
And I don't know why they went out of business.

00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:42.079
I mean, obviously, their sales weren't as, you

00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:43.980
know, where they needed to be. Maybe they expanded

00:49:43.980 --> 00:49:46.199
a little too fast, maybe. They just weren't very

00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:49.460
original. Yeah, but they didn't even invest in

00:49:49.460 --> 00:49:53.139
a still. Right? This is all MGP. So, I mean.

00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:57.599
You know, compared to like 1845 or other, you

00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:01.139
know, or Garrison Brothers, I mean, they're distilling

00:50:01.139 --> 00:50:03.519
their own stuff, which the capital outlay for

00:50:03.519 --> 00:50:05.940
that is significant. Oh, yeah. Millions. Oh,

00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:09.059
yeah. And they didn't do that. Well, I wonder

00:50:09.059 --> 00:50:12.039
if it, because there's a lot of, well, the bourbon

00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:14.059
industry, the market's going down. So the barrels

00:50:14.059 --> 00:50:18.139
that they may have purchased may have been way

00:50:18.139 --> 00:50:20.360
too expensive to try to recover, right? Maybe

00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:21.659
they're, I'm just throwing a number out there.

00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:25.699
Let's say a barrel cost. $100. Yep. And they're

00:50:25.699 --> 00:50:28.760
like, I need to sell the bottle for $50 to make

00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:32.599
a profit. Well, now the barrel to buy that same

00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:37.019
juice is now $500. Yes. And I'm going to have

00:50:37.019 --> 00:50:39.739
to sell my shit at $150 now, but no one's going

00:50:39.739 --> 00:50:41.780
to buy it. Yeah, they were taking a loss on every

00:50:41.780 --> 00:50:44.500
bottle. Probably taking a loss. I'm hoping that

00:50:44.500 --> 00:50:46.519
things would turn around. So the talent was getting

00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:49.239
thin. I mean, they've got a little attachment

00:50:49.239 --> 00:50:53.070
to this bottle from Oak and Eden, O &E. They've

00:50:53.070 --> 00:50:56.250
got one, two, three, four double golds at this

00:50:56.250 --> 00:50:58.269
time. And then single golds, they got one, two,

00:50:58.309 --> 00:51:01.750
three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

00:51:01.829 --> 00:51:05.510
eleven golds. Yeah, so they were not like crappy.

00:51:05.670 --> 00:51:08.909
No. They just gave too much competition. Yeah,

00:51:08.929 --> 00:51:11.170
we liked them every time we got them. Yeah. The

00:51:11.170 --> 00:51:14.449
community out here, we're just fickle. We're

00:51:14.449 --> 00:51:16.690
just fickle because honestly, when we hit a wall,

00:51:16.829 --> 00:51:19.550
we walk. We're just like, yeah, no, thank you.

00:51:19.829 --> 00:51:23.030
When I buy my whiskeys, I want it finished already.

00:51:24.809 --> 00:51:27.690
I mean, I didn't have an issue with the fact

00:51:27.690 --> 00:51:31.190
that they finish it with Aspire. There's just

00:51:31.190 --> 00:51:33.670
a lot of whiskeys out there. The market's saturated.

00:51:33.929 --> 00:51:36.349
It is. You have so many options. And I think

00:51:36.349 --> 00:51:38.570
what probably did it for us was the 90 proof,

00:51:38.769 --> 00:51:41.690
to be honest. There was no point in us buying

00:51:41.690 --> 00:51:44.530
another bottle of 90 proof when we have so many

00:51:44.530 --> 00:51:48.900
110 plus that we love. Right. That's really what

00:51:48.900 --> 00:51:51.019
it was. Now, I wonder if this is still on the

00:51:51.019 --> 00:51:53.860
shelves anywhere. Can you still buy this? Like,

00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:55.519
if we were like, man, I wish I could have another

00:51:55.519 --> 00:51:57.360
bottle of that. I don't know. I wonder if this

00:51:57.360 --> 00:51:59.460
is even on the shelf anymore at Total Wine. Maybe

00:51:59.460 --> 00:52:01.900
not that specific one, but, you know. Think there's

00:52:01.900 --> 00:52:03.199
some inventory left? Yeah, there's inventory

00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:04.880
left. There was inventory last time we were there.

00:52:06.039 --> 00:52:09.039
I'm sure they're out there. Maybe we ought to

00:52:09.039 --> 00:52:11.119
revisit that. Maybe we ought to go out there

00:52:11.119 --> 00:52:13.039
and take a look and see. Maybe we ought to pick

00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:16.019
up a 115, 118 proof bottle because it's not horrible.

00:52:16.019 --> 00:52:18.380
And just let it sit for years? For more years.

00:52:18.760 --> 00:52:24.500
Well, I'm serious. I'm not going to say nasty

00:52:24.500 --> 00:52:26.199
because that's not accurate, but it does have

00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:29.079
a bitter aftertaste. That's what I'm getting.

00:52:31.820 --> 00:52:34.739
I am loving this. I really am. When they're drinking

00:52:34.739 --> 00:52:37.780
it, it's good. But I'm just saying like... A

00:52:37.780 --> 00:52:39.559
minute later. Yeah, like a minute, two minutes

00:52:39.559 --> 00:52:44.079
later, I'm like, there is an undertone of a burnt

00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:47.380
tree. Yeah. You know? And I think that's the

00:52:47.380 --> 00:52:50.820
oak. Maybe it's because it's French. It's French.

00:52:50.980 --> 00:52:53.880
Damn French, yeah. Had it been like a normal

00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:57.159
oak tree, not a French oak tree. Some French

00:52:57.159 --> 00:52:59.280
fries. Damn, we shouldn't do anything French.

00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:01.139
Shit, man. Why do we keep making that mistake?

00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:03.320
I don't know. They let us down over and over

00:53:03.320 --> 00:53:05.639
again, don't they? It is super sweet. You know,

00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:08.219
I'm surprised. It is super sweet. I think that

00:53:08.219 --> 00:53:12.340
the French oak that's in there, it's made, obviously

00:53:12.340 --> 00:53:17.059
it's more woody, but the caramels that are popping

00:53:17.059 --> 00:53:23.260
out, The spices are subtle, but they're there.

00:53:23.300 --> 00:53:27.579
It's like a bouquet of equally, yeah, but they're

00:53:27.579 --> 00:53:32.619
all, it doesn't pop, but they're there. I'm getting

00:53:32.619 --> 00:53:35.940
apple pie on the nose. Oh. I think it's great.

00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:39.079
I'm going to go hunting for another bottle of

00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:41.619
this, high and low, to the ends of the earth,

00:53:41.760 --> 00:53:44.500
now that there's no more left. Get on to Houston

00:53:44.500 --> 00:53:47.239
and buy. Buy seven of them. Like we did with

00:53:47.239 --> 00:53:50.170
Rebecca. Yeah. Are we ever going to drink those?

00:53:51.369 --> 00:53:55.510
Are they so... I've got two bottles. Are they

00:53:55.510 --> 00:53:57.590
so cherished that we're never going to touch

00:53:57.590 --> 00:53:59.909
it? I think we have ours out there. We've got

00:53:59.909 --> 00:54:02.610
a little bit left. I have one in a decanter that

00:54:02.610 --> 00:54:05.269
I'm hoping isn't going to shit. And I have one

00:54:05.269 --> 00:54:07.769
in an unopened bottle. Yeah. All right. I'm going

00:54:07.769 --> 00:54:09.949
to rate this. He's asking for a rating. For it

00:54:09.949 --> 00:54:12.670
being a 90 proof that has the richness of 115

00:54:12.670 --> 00:54:16.349
proof, I'm going 7 .2. Wow. I'm not even close

00:54:16.349 --> 00:54:19.000
to that. I know you're not. But that's how much

00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:21.800
I like this. The bitterness, I mean, the sweet

00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:24.039
up front is short -lived. The bitterness is very

00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:25.960
long for me. I'm going to give this a four and

00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:29.780
a half. Damn. That is a big difference. Yeah,

00:54:29.900 --> 00:54:33.380
it is. And as much as I agree with Jeff, I also

00:54:33.380 --> 00:54:37.579
agree with Paul. This is fantastic. I'm really

00:54:37.579 --> 00:54:41.179
enjoying it. But I'm not a huge fan of 30 seconds

00:54:41.179 --> 00:54:43.099
a minute later, man. You're going to split the

00:54:43.099 --> 00:54:48.150
difference? It is a 7 .5 on the front end, but

00:54:48.150 --> 00:54:53.650
it is a 3 .5 on the back end. So what's the midpoint

00:54:53.650 --> 00:54:55.349
on that? Well, I mean, look, here's the thing.

00:54:55.409 --> 00:54:59.110
If you're going to drink this, then you can't

00:54:59.110 --> 00:55:03.949
wait. There is no 30 -second wait. No, you just

00:55:03.949 --> 00:55:07.250
sip, sip, sip, sip until you're done. That way

00:55:07.250 --> 00:55:09.780
you're only disappointed once. And by that point.

00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:15.840
Right. So with that being said. Keep drinking.

00:55:15.860 --> 00:55:18.579
It's going to suck if you stop. Keep going. Yeah.

00:55:18.659 --> 00:55:21.599
Keep going. I'm going to do a 6 .8. All right.

00:55:21.679 --> 00:55:23.679
I mean. That's about in between a little bit.

00:55:23.880 --> 00:55:27.400
But it seems fair because it really has a fantastic

00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:29.739
front end. It's just the back end is kind of.

00:55:29.880 --> 00:55:33.340
It's just too short lived for me. It's really

00:55:33.340 --> 00:55:37.760
good for a second. And then it's. It's too much

00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:40.639
for me. I'm not a bitter fan at all. Like IPAs.

00:55:40.739 --> 00:55:43.139
You like IPAs. I can't stand IPAs. Anything bitter,

00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:47.840
I'm not a fan of. Yeah. So we went over to Scott

00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:53.739
Cash's house a couple weeks ago. And I guess

00:55:53.739 --> 00:55:56.840
it was just Chuck and I, right? Yeah, I went

00:55:56.840 --> 00:56:00.079
to dinner with Julie and Stephen and Camden that

00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.900
night. And then you were out of town. So what

00:56:02.900 --> 00:56:08.599
Scott did. He had taken a bottle of Eagle Rare

00:56:08.599 --> 00:56:11.980
and added a chunk of Ambarano wood to it, the

00:56:11.980 --> 00:56:16.480
staves. And his tasted terrific. Terrific. Terrific.

00:56:16.699 --> 00:56:22.920
And I did the same with a large batch of Weller's

00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:26.619
Reserve. The green, right? The green. And it

00:56:26.619 --> 00:56:32.519
was very good as opposed to terrific. I enjoy

00:56:32.519 --> 00:56:34.599
drinking it. I'm going to have a glass when I

00:56:34.599 --> 00:56:37.679
get home tonight, and I'm going to sip on it.

00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:39.300
You could taste the Ambarano. You could taste

00:56:39.300 --> 00:56:41.639
the sweetness. For some reason, the one Scott

00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:45.880
had was a toasty, sweet, sweet flavor. I'm going

00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:48.019
to try that with my bottle. Well, Eagle Rare

00:56:48.019 --> 00:56:52.980
is 10 years, 10 -year -old whiskey. I don't know

00:56:52.980 --> 00:56:54.940
what Special Reserve is. I don't know either.

00:56:55.159 --> 00:56:56.960
I mean, it's different mash bills, too, so that's

00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:59.900
going to play into it as well. But it was good.

00:57:00.380 --> 00:57:02.960
Yeah, both are Buffalo trays, but I'm sure, I

00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:04.820
don't know what the Eagle Rare Nashville is compared

00:57:04.820 --> 00:57:06.539
to the Special Reserve, but it's going to play

00:57:06.539 --> 00:57:09.500
into it. I bought two staves. Each stave does

00:57:09.500 --> 00:57:11.539
about three gallons, and I think I split the

00:57:11.539 --> 00:57:14.679
- I have a piece that may be out there. I need

00:57:14.679 --> 00:57:17.380
to find out. I need to find a bottle to put it

00:57:17.380 --> 00:57:21.219
in. Yeah, I took half mine and put it in a full

00:57:21.219 --> 00:57:24.699
half gallon of Jim Beam just to see how that

00:57:24.699 --> 00:57:28.250
would go. And we tried that, Chuck, right? You

00:57:28.250 --> 00:57:30.070
can smell it. You can taste it. It's been in

00:57:30.070 --> 00:57:33.769
there a week. But it's almost like putting lipstick

00:57:33.769 --> 00:57:36.530
on a pig. Yeah, it was Jim Beam. It was Jim Beam

00:57:36.530 --> 00:57:41.070
that had a little twinge of... Actually, not

00:57:41.070 --> 00:57:42.429
a little twinge. I mean, you could taste the

00:57:42.429 --> 00:57:46.289
Ambarano quite a bit. But it didn't improve the

00:57:46.289 --> 00:57:47.710
Jim Beam if you're drinking it straight. You

00:57:47.710 --> 00:57:50.170
never drink that straight. So that's what I would

00:57:50.170 --> 00:57:52.150
recommend. If you're ever going to do a spire...

00:57:53.029 --> 00:57:55.309
Make sure it's something you sip. Put it on something

00:57:55.309 --> 00:57:57.429
you sip because you're not going to improve something

00:57:57.429 --> 00:58:00.070
that's a mixer. You're not going to turn a mixer

00:58:00.070 --> 00:58:02.670
into a sipper. I think I may get Old Grandad

00:58:02.670 --> 00:58:04.929
114. There you go. And do it to that. That would

00:58:04.929 --> 00:58:08.030
work. So grab one of those gallons down there

00:58:08.030 --> 00:58:11.610
and just transfer in there because they'll stay,

00:58:11.670 --> 00:58:13.250
unless you want to break it up in there. I guess

00:58:13.250 --> 00:58:14.809
that'll work too. That's what I did. It wouldn't

00:58:14.809 --> 00:58:16.969
fit, so I just broke it into pieces. Mine stayed

00:58:16.969 --> 00:58:18.869
fit inside. And that actually worked really well.

00:58:19.469 --> 00:58:21.710
Mine worked. Yeah, the Old Grandad has the big.

00:58:21.949 --> 00:58:24.610
Deep in mouth. Oh, yeah. It has plenty of girth

00:58:24.610 --> 00:58:28.750
to fit the bottle finish. The shaft of the stave.

00:58:28.750 --> 00:58:31.690
Like you were saying, you suck right in. It's

00:58:31.690 --> 00:58:33.630
not like the butt plug you were referring to

00:58:33.630 --> 00:58:35.469
on one of the podcasts. The short, the video

00:58:35.469 --> 00:58:39.510
short I said. Speaking of, how is the new video?

00:58:40.210 --> 00:58:43.269
I have not been able to do it yet. So I brought

00:58:43.269 --> 00:58:46.210
the, did I bring it? Yeah, you brought the hard

00:58:46.210 --> 00:58:48.130
drive. Oh, but we didn't turn things on. We didn't

00:58:48.130 --> 00:58:51.110
even turn things on. All right. I'll take it

00:58:51.110 --> 00:58:53.769
with me, and I will definitely be doing it this

00:58:53.769 --> 00:58:59.070
weekend. Well, I'm encouraged. I'm glad. What

00:58:59.070 --> 00:58:59.750
were you going to say, Chuck? I was going to

00:58:59.750 --> 00:59:03.929
say this weekend is Oktoberfest. Yeah. Saturday.

00:59:04.550 --> 00:59:07.309
Is it October 4th this weekend? Is it the star?

00:59:07.550 --> 00:59:10.730
The star, right? Is that Saturday the 4th? That's

00:59:10.730 --> 00:59:16.269
right. At the star. Yep. Okay. By the way, these

00:59:16.269 --> 00:59:21.360
things. These things go very quickly. What does?

00:59:22.019 --> 00:59:26.320
So the last time I was taking the boys to an

00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:29.579
event there at the Star, it obviously wasn't

00:59:29.579 --> 00:59:32.760
Oktoberfest, but it was maybe St. Patrick's Day.

00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:35.360
No, it was during the summer. What would that

00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.880
have been? July 4th. Maybe. Anyway, they were

00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:42.059
doing just like Frisco Oktoberfest. This is the

00:59:42.059 --> 00:59:45.320
7th. No, no, no. It must have been last year's.

00:59:45.559 --> 00:59:48.400
They were not letting any more people in. Really?

00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:51.400
When I tried to drop the boys off and they had

00:59:51.400 --> 00:59:54.179
to bail and go do something else. So if we're

00:59:54.179 --> 00:59:57.380
going to go do this, I think we have to be early.

00:59:57.639 --> 00:59:59.579
That's what I dislike about Frisco. I know. There's

00:59:59.579 --> 01:00:01.039
too many fucking people. Too many fucking people.

01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:06.480
I know. I know that. Let me tell you. We can

01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:08.840
always go to, hey, look, we can skip it as much

01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:10.860
as I don't want to. I mean, what are some other,

01:00:10.980 --> 01:00:13.900
well. That's one of the last ones that's around,

01:00:14.199 --> 01:00:16.179
really. What about the Addison one? That's already

01:00:16.179 --> 01:00:18.840
done. That happens in September. The McKinney

01:00:18.840 --> 01:00:21.599
one's already done. What the hell? October hasn't

01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:22.780
happened yet. That's what I mean. They're September

01:00:22.780 --> 01:00:24.500
Fest. They're September Fest, but they call them

01:00:24.500 --> 01:00:26.119
October Fest. Well, that's stupid. Ooh, the brought

01:00:26.119 --> 01:00:29.440
eating contest. Stein hosting contest. Yeah,

01:00:29.500 --> 01:00:31.059
does anybody want to hold a Stein out in front

01:00:31.059 --> 01:00:33.070
of them for, you know. Minutes after minutes?

01:00:33.170 --> 01:00:36.070
What did they say? Hoisting. Hoisting. Were you

01:00:36.070 --> 01:00:37.969
hoisting? I don't know. Well, you're hoisting

01:00:37.969 --> 01:00:40.710
your arm up. You have to hold it up. It's like,

01:00:40.730 --> 01:00:42.889
yeah, I appeal for the story. Hoisting. God damn.

01:00:43.010 --> 01:00:46.969
It's like moist. Yeah, like that. Okay. All right.

01:00:47.050 --> 01:00:50.469
Yes. Have you seen? I watched in downtown McKinney.

01:00:50.489 --> 01:00:52.949
Our coffee shop used to be right in front of

01:00:52.949 --> 01:00:55.349
the stage there, and they would have a lot of

01:00:55.349 --> 01:00:58.110
the participants that showed up. during a particular

01:00:58.110 --> 01:01:01.110
time were like the fire folks, fire marshals,

01:01:01.110 --> 01:01:02.590
not the fire marshal, but the fire department

01:01:02.590 --> 01:01:05.030
and the police department. And that was one of

01:01:05.030 --> 01:01:06.349
the things they did. They'd go out there and

01:01:06.349 --> 01:01:08.789
meet and they'd bring their big tough hive. I'm

01:01:08.789 --> 01:01:10.409
Andre. And yeah, they have a contest between

01:01:10.409 --> 01:01:13.579
the two of them. Well, there was like... 15,

01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:16.079
20 guys up there. Yeah, but wasn't it police

01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:18.619
against firefighters? Yes. I think it was. But,

01:01:18.659 --> 01:01:20.739
you know, they were all up there is what it was.

01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:23.300
And whoever, last man standing. Right. So it's

01:01:23.300 --> 01:01:25.380
basically what it is. But it was this big fireman

01:01:25.380 --> 01:01:27.980
and then a police guy. And I'm telling you, but

01:01:27.980 --> 01:01:30.000
after a while, their hands start violently shaking.

01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:32.820
Yeah, but they're holding it for quite a while.

01:01:33.059 --> 01:01:35.099
They are. It's impressive. I would last like

01:01:35.099 --> 01:01:39.239
a tenth of the time they do. Hoisting. So the

01:01:39.239 --> 01:01:42.519
secret is you got to have like a four -foot straw.

01:01:43.509 --> 01:01:46.989
So while you have your glass, your arm extended

01:01:46.989 --> 01:01:49.829
with a large drink. And nobody knows you're drinking

01:01:49.829 --> 01:01:53.809
it. Oh, you have it velcroed to your arm, and

01:01:53.809 --> 01:01:57.050
you're just sipping it down. Or why don't you

01:01:57.050 --> 01:01:59.670
come with an apparatus that comes up your thing.

01:01:59.690 --> 01:02:01.269
You have long sleeves, so basically you're just

01:02:01.269 --> 01:02:04.369
all supported. It's like wood. Like a little

01:02:04.369 --> 01:02:06.170
hinged. I mean, you come walking out straight

01:02:06.170 --> 01:02:10.730
armed. No, no, no, it's inflatable. So it gradually.

01:02:12.019 --> 01:02:13.420
You're stomping on with your foot. Yeah, your

01:02:13.420 --> 01:02:15.719
arm goes up. And then you're like, hey, what's

01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:17.900
up, dudes? Yeah. And then everybody else is like,

01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:20.360
oh, my God. And you're like, I'm good. I'm good.

01:02:20.420 --> 01:02:23.559
Then it starts whistling like a balloon. Yeah.

01:02:24.760 --> 01:02:27.420
Hey, take a guess as to what's the world record

01:02:27.420 --> 01:02:30.519
for hoisting a stein. Ooh. In minutes? In minutes,

01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:36.300
yeah. I'm going to go with 47 minutes. 47. I'll

01:02:36.300 --> 01:02:40.000
say 28. Pretty close. 23 minutes, 40 seconds.

01:02:40.529 --> 01:02:43.769
That sucker gets heavy. The women's right. That's

01:02:43.769 --> 01:02:46.949
our men's national record. What? This is a, we

01:02:46.949 --> 01:02:49.530
have a team. Hold on. The women holding, look

01:02:49.530 --> 01:02:51.250
at the difference there. And you're trying to

01:02:51.250 --> 01:02:53.150
tell me there's no such, there's no difference

01:02:53.150 --> 01:02:56.710
between men and women. Women are, uh, under seven

01:02:56.710 --> 01:03:00.329
minutes and men are under 24 minutes. Yeah. There's

01:03:00.329 --> 01:03:02.570
no difference. I don't see any difference. It's

01:03:02.570 --> 01:03:04.730
25%. I mean, I'm not good at math, but where

01:03:04.730 --> 01:03:07.769
are you saying the discrepancy is? How much do,

01:03:07.889 --> 01:03:11.280
does a, a Stein? What you're saying is you'd

01:03:11.280 --> 01:03:13.780
be competitive in the women's division. Oh, hell

01:03:13.780 --> 01:03:17.119
yeah. Seriously, dude. Six minutes and ten seconds.

01:03:17.219 --> 01:03:21.280
The last event I went to where they had that,

01:03:21.440 --> 01:03:23.760
they were, I think it was under five minutes.

01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:28.280
So six minutes is something to be proud of. Regardless

01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:29.900
whether you're a woman or a man. That's the next

01:03:29.900 --> 01:03:31.539
thing we're going to hear in the news is a trans

01:03:31.539 --> 01:03:35.000
dude that goes into the women's division and

01:03:35.000 --> 01:03:38.500
destroys the record for Steinholding. Let's do

01:03:38.500 --> 01:03:41.230
it. We should all just go wear dresses and go

01:03:41.230 --> 01:03:45.250
play. I identify as a woman. Like Macho Man in

01:03:45.250 --> 01:03:48.269
South Park. I can't tell you how free I feel

01:03:48.269 --> 01:03:51.150
now that I've started identifying as a woman.

01:03:51.789 --> 01:03:54.809
Now that I can compete as female, I'm ready to

01:03:54.809 --> 01:03:57.449
smash the other girls. You were asking how heavy

01:03:57.449 --> 01:03:59.710
is the stein. How heavy is the stein of beer?

01:03:59.730 --> 01:04:02.329
It depends. Full of beer. I mean, if you have

01:04:02.329 --> 01:04:04.570
a nice big plastic one, the plastic ones are

01:04:04.570 --> 01:04:06.349
super lightweight. But if you get a big glass

01:04:06.349 --> 01:04:09.050
one or the porcelain ones. There has to be an

01:04:09.050 --> 01:04:15.010
official weight. Say hello to Duck AI. Duck AI.

01:04:15.050 --> 01:04:18.510
I'd rather not. All right. So how heavy is the

01:04:18.510 --> 01:04:22.250
official stein of the U .S. national team? Really?

01:04:22.349 --> 01:04:26.050
What the hell, man? Is that an Olympic? No, it

01:04:26.050 --> 01:04:30.030
can't be. I bet you it is, actually. All right.

01:04:30.090 --> 01:04:33.090
Five pounds? Five pounds? That's a lot. Yeah.

01:04:33.969 --> 01:04:37.889
I mean, for holding it out straight. I wouldn't

01:04:37.889 --> 01:04:39.250
be able to do that. My shoulders are jacked.

01:04:39.250 --> 01:04:40.550
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't be able to do that. Yeah,

01:04:40.570 --> 01:04:42.710
my shoulders are not good. Now, keep in mind,

01:04:42.730 --> 01:04:45.610
that's the Stein itself. A five -pound Stein.

01:04:45.869 --> 01:04:48.210
Yeah, a full liter Oktoberfest beer Stein weighs

01:04:48.210 --> 01:04:50.230
approximately five pounds. This weight comes

01:04:50.230 --> 01:04:53.090
out from the Stein itself, which is about three

01:04:53.090 --> 01:04:55.090
pounds. Oh, I misspoke. Oh, okay. Plus the liter

01:04:55.090 --> 01:04:58.019
of beer, which is about 34 ounces. So it's just

01:04:58.019 --> 01:04:59.760
under five. Yeah, about five pounds. Yeah, but

01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:05.500
box are probably heavier than lagers. Okay. Just

01:05:05.500 --> 01:05:07.699
kidding. A pound of feathers versus a pound of

01:05:07.699 --> 01:05:10.179
concrete? Is that what you're going at? No, I'm

01:05:10.179 --> 01:05:12.920
just saying the type of beer matters. It doesn't,

01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:17.320
I know. What is Maastrugendstemmen? God. Where

01:05:17.320 --> 01:05:19.239
are you reading that? It says official Steinholing

01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:21.199
rules. There are many variations on the rules

01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:24.960
of Steinholing and Maastrugendblagen. Wow. I

01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:28.730
don't know what that is. What is that? Maastrug

01:05:28.730 --> 01:05:32.869
is... See, they spelled it wrong, too. Maastrugstemmen.

01:05:34.269 --> 01:05:37.469
Maastrugstemmen. Is that the same thing? Maybe

01:05:37.469 --> 01:05:43.170
that's the German official term for it. I wonder

01:05:43.170 --> 01:05:46.889
if anybody's ever torn their... The Maas or Maas

01:05:46.889 --> 01:05:48.949
is the German word describing the amount of beer

01:05:48.949 --> 01:05:53.329
in relationship in a regulation mug. In modern

01:05:53.329 --> 01:05:59.340
times, exactly one liter. M -A, in German, which

01:05:59.340 --> 01:06:00.980
this is the only language that has it, they have

01:06:00.980 --> 01:06:04.019
a weird shaped B. It looks like a B, but the

01:06:04.019 --> 01:06:07.119
bottom of the B doesn't touch. So it's basically

01:06:07.119 --> 01:06:10.420
a three with a little leg that comes down. And

01:06:10.420 --> 01:06:15.260
it's pronounced with a double S. Boss. Boss.

01:06:17.539 --> 01:06:23.469
The S set. Oh, okay. So we didn't. We didn't

01:06:23.469 --> 01:06:25.769
nail that, did we? No, you did not. What do you

01:06:25.769 --> 01:06:28.429
mean you? You didn't either. You sound like an

01:06:28.429 --> 01:06:31.710
idiot over there. So a moss krug is a stein.

01:06:32.530 --> 01:06:35.309
And I guess the stamen is a... So walk us through

01:06:35.309 --> 01:06:37.809
the Frisco thing again. I mean, what are the

01:06:37.809 --> 01:06:41.469
hours of operation there? 11 to... 11 to 2. I

01:06:41.469 --> 01:06:44.110
think 11 to 11. So we got to camp out the night

01:06:44.110 --> 01:06:49.289
before. 11 to what? You said 2? I wonder when

01:06:49.289 --> 01:06:52.000
they let you in. And I bet you they line up,

01:06:52.019 --> 01:06:54.519
man. People in Frisco are ridiculous. They'll

01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:59.900
line up hours beforehand. I know. I think if

01:06:59.900 --> 01:07:01.880
you've been here for 20 plus years, you're allowed

01:07:01.880 --> 01:07:05.360
to get in with fur. Yeah, we should be Oompa.

01:07:05.880 --> 01:07:08.440
Oompa daddies. I think, yeah, you're right. If

01:07:08.440 --> 01:07:10.500
you've been over here 20 years, which we all

01:07:10.500 --> 01:07:12.800
have, we should get precedence. We should. Over

01:07:12.800 --> 01:07:14.880
these noobs. And they should pick some other

01:07:14.880 --> 01:07:17.760
people and be like, out. And we can show up whenever

01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:22.280
we want to. I have a wheelchair. I have crutches.

01:07:22.659 --> 01:07:26.539
I got a handicap placard. I wear hearing aids.

01:07:26.599 --> 01:07:29.159
There's something there. I have an oxygen generator.

01:07:30.340 --> 01:07:35.059
We all have CPAPs, right? Just wear your CPAP.

01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:41.780
It's like a bad scene of Armageddon. Those guys

01:07:41.780 --> 01:07:45.820
are the dudes like us podcasters. I'm like, I

01:07:45.820 --> 01:07:49.260
can't hear you. You're deaf. Put your real big

01:07:49.260 --> 01:07:54.349
ear Things in? Like big ear things? Yes. What

01:07:54.349 --> 01:07:56.210
the hell? What are you talking about? Don't you

01:07:56.210 --> 01:07:58.809
have some of those old -fashioned kind? Those

01:07:58.809 --> 01:08:02.789
are so large. Can you pick up shit from a mile

01:08:02.789 --> 01:08:05.570
away? Yeah, you got to tune in to radio stations.

01:08:05.570 --> 01:08:07.670
And you know it's going to be all douchey there.

01:08:08.630 --> 01:08:10.929
What do you mean? I don't know. It might be fun.

01:08:11.230 --> 01:08:13.610
Frisco is douche. Dude, the last time I went

01:08:13.610 --> 01:08:16.329
to that, it was so much fun. It was so much fun.

01:08:16.590 --> 01:08:20.600
The one in Frisco? Yeah. Okay, well. It was so

01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:22.779
much fun, but I mean, we got to get there early.

01:08:22.939 --> 01:08:25.020
I'd like to go. We got to find out when they

01:08:25.020 --> 01:08:28.020
open. I'd like to go, but we need to have a contingency.

01:08:28.520 --> 01:08:31.199
You mean a backup plan? Yes. No, there's no backup

01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:33.659
plan. Yeah, we go to a rail yard. No, the backup

01:08:33.659 --> 01:08:35.739
plan is that we sit out there in the parking

01:08:35.739 --> 01:08:37.840
lot until there's an opening, or we jump over

01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:39.699
the fence. How do we know there's an opening?

01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:41.239
You're going to have to stand in line. You're

01:08:41.239 --> 01:08:43.479
going to jump over the fence, Jeff. I'll create

01:08:43.479 --> 01:08:46.539
a diversion. We're going to pull a muscle. Okay,

01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:50.039
I have cutters. We cannot climb fences anymore.

01:08:50.199 --> 01:08:52.520
You know what? You're right. I have cutters.

01:08:52.560 --> 01:08:56.880
This is an instantaneously bad idea. We're all

01:08:56.880 --> 01:08:59.239
trying to climb a fence. Oh, fuck. And meanwhile,

01:08:59.319 --> 01:09:01.500
there's three cops standing there going, guys,

01:09:01.520 --> 01:09:04.899
what are you doing? Call the paramedics. Sorry,

01:09:05.000 --> 01:09:06.800
we're just trying to get in. Yeah, you guys need

01:09:06.800 --> 01:09:09.140
to leave. What are you, 12? Right. No, we're

01:09:09.140 --> 01:09:11.699
in our 50s, man. Yeah. Like, oh, my bladder broke.

01:09:13.039 --> 01:09:15.119
We're losing all the bourbon. I think if we're

01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:19.539
there at 11, we'll be fine. Probably. We probably

01:09:19.539 --> 01:09:21.479
would be. We'd be more than fine. And you know

01:09:21.479 --> 01:09:23.060
what? Hopefully the weather's going to be fantastic.

01:09:23.439 --> 01:09:25.520
I've got the Lederhosen ready to go. I think

01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:29.020
we've got maybe some little neck fans that we

01:09:29.020 --> 01:09:31.539
could be bringing in. We've got to bring a wagon

01:09:31.539 --> 01:09:35.420
to haul some extra stuff. What? Can you bring

01:09:35.420 --> 01:09:38.300
your own beer? I don't know. Vomit bag? Barf

01:09:38.300 --> 01:09:41.800
bag? No, you cannot. Bladder? No, I mean, you

01:09:41.800 --> 01:09:44.220
want the traditional stuff. I mean, hell, I'll

01:09:44.220 --> 01:09:48.199
be shit -faced on one big beer. All right, so

01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:50.159
we need to kind of look up the rules about what

01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:52.020
you can and can't bring in and all that kind

01:09:52.020 --> 01:09:54.180
of shit. But yes, all right, let's plan it. And

01:09:54.180 --> 01:09:56.500
so we're talking about Saturday. We're talking

01:09:56.500 --> 01:09:59.319
about getting there at 11. Shit, what time do

01:09:59.319 --> 01:10:04.159
the Aggies play? 11. 2 .30. Oh, boy. So we have

01:10:04.159 --> 01:10:06.720
11 to 2, three hours. Well, they might have it

01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:09.100
on the big screen. Last time, we were watching

01:10:09.100 --> 01:10:12.399
Alabama. get beat by somebody. And it was like

01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:15.319
a crazy game where some underdog beat Alabama

01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:18.439
and everybody was going nuts. At 2 o 'clock,

01:10:18.460 --> 01:10:22.020
2 .30, we may be done. We may be like, I'm freaking

01:10:22.020 --> 01:10:26.100
done. I mean, if it's anything like the Plano

01:10:26.100 --> 01:10:32.020
Whiskey Fest, you know, we show up there. We're

01:10:32.020 --> 01:10:34.119
drunk 30 minutes into it. Oh yeah, but that was

01:10:34.119 --> 01:10:37.479
a power drinking hour. That was bad. Not even

01:10:37.479 --> 01:10:39.760
an hour. That was like... Power drinking, 30

01:10:39.760 --> 01:10:43.939
minutes. 15 minutes, we were all like... Well,

01:10:43.979 --> 01:10:45.300
that's what happens when you go to a whiskey

01:10:45.300 --> 01:10:49.039
sampling place for the very first time, and they're

01:10:49.039 --> 01:10:51.350
handing you these... These samples, like you

01:10:51.350 --> 01:10:52.989
get a total wine. And they're like, here you

01:10:52.989 --> 01:10:54.890
go. There's four of them. Aren't they only allowed

01:10:54.890 --> 01:10:57.710
to get one at a time? You get four right now.

01:10:57.729 --> 01:11:00.029
Drink up. We got lines. This is 110. This is

01:11:00.029 --> 01:11:03.130
108. This is 115. You are completely distorting

01:11:03.130 --> 01:11:05.050
how it goes down. You walk up to the table and

01:11:05.050 --> 01:11:06.350
like, would you like a sample of something? I

01:11:06.350 --> 01:11:09.720
want all of them. Overflow them. It's basically

01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:11.659
how it goes down. Yes. And then you're like,

01:11:11.739 --> 01:11:14.659
more, more, more. Well, we were at that 1845.

01:11:14.779 --> 01:11:17.159
Oh, actually, we didn't even make the 1845. No,

01:11:17.220 --> 01:11:21.180
we didn't. It was like the last table. We did

01:11:21.180 --> 01:11:23.340
not plan that very well. Octoberfest. We'll do

01:11:23.340 --> 01:11:25.340
better. It's coming up around the corner, September

01:11:25.340 --> 01:11:27.739
30th. Chuck, thanks for staying on top of shit.

01:11:27.779 --> 01:11:33.880
Shout out to Oak and Eden. It's too bad. Too

01:11:33.880 --> 01:11:34.920
bad they're going out of business, man. They

01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:36.579
had a great product. I hope they reinvent the

01:11:36.579 --> 01:11:38.279
wheel sometime. I wonder how many more are going

01:11:38.279 --> 01:11:41.399
to go out of business. Probably a lot. Probably

01:11:41.399 --> 01:11:42.920
a string of them over the next two years. Yeah,

01:11:42.920 --> 01:11:44.619
you got Yellow Rose. That's going to be going

01:11:44.619 --> 01:11:46.460
out of business probably. They've got Rebecca

01:11:46.460 --> 01:11:48.300
Creek, which, you know, they're introducing some

01:11:48.300 --> 01:11:50.539
new stuff. But they're running the coattails

01:11:50.539 --> 01:11:52.420
of something kind of weak, man. Everyone's running

01:11:52.420 --> 01:11:56.060
out of money. The Giant down in Houston. You

01:11:56.060 --> 01:11:57.819
know, the Giant whiskey. Are they running into

01:11:57.819 --> 01:11:59.619
troubles? You know, they're all running into

01:11:59.619 --> 01:12:01.779
troubles. You know, it's just, you know, do we

01:12:01.779 --> 01:12:04.350
see Giant? Do we buy Giant? The market's struggling.

01:12:04.470 --> 01:12:07.430
We have giant out there. That's the yeast bomb

01:12:07.430 --> 01:12:10.590
that we don't like. Paul likes it. I love it.

01:12:10.729 --> 01:12:13.229
Life cereal. Yeah. Well, you know what? Maybe

01:12:13.229 --> 01:12:16.050
we can revisit that sometime. All right. First

01:12:16.050 --> 01:12:17.409
half of the Dudes Like Us podcast. What do you

01:12:17.409 --> 01:12:20.810
think? Good. Good. Yeah. I'm feeling good. All

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01:12:27.739 --> 01:12:29.560
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01:12:29.560 --> 01:12:31.399
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01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:34.119
the hip. We try to come up prepared with some

01:12:34.119 --> 01:12:36.659
stuff, but direct us a little bit. We did get

01:12:36.659 --> 01:12:39.859
one. Someone was asking a while ago about how

01:12:39.859 --> 01:12:42.439
do we feel about another country giving us Donald

01:12:42.439 --> 01:12:45.659
Trump's airplane for the presidency. That came

01:12:45.659 --> 01:12:47.220
up on a DM. I don't know if you guys ever checked

01:12:47.220 --> 01:12:49.000
that. Well, it wasn't to Donald Trump. It was

01:12:49.000 --> 01:12:51.159
to the U .S. government. Yeah, but they worded

01:12:51.159 --> 01:12:53.380
it like that. Typical leftists. Yeah, because

01:12:53.380 --> 01:12:55.060
Boeing can't get it done, so we had to borrow

01:12:55.060 --> 01:12:57.720
somebody else's plane. September 30th. I'm Sean.

01:12:57.920 --> 01:12:58.739
I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.