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We got off our popcorn halftime quite a while

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ago, didn't we? And the beer. And the beer. Yeah.

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Well, we've toned it down. We're cutting calories.

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You know, got to. I need to make more jerky so

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we can have jerky halftime. There we go. Okay.

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What do we need to do to jump on that program?

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I keep looking for the meats in the expiring

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tomorrow section. Perfect. Because that's what

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I use, and then, you know, as long as it's not

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gray and nasty. And it's less expensive than

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you just slice it and dehydrate it right then.

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They're trying to give us sarsaparilla. Yes.

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Root beer disease. Oh. Yeah. Maybe I used the

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wrong word. Salmonella. Oh, yeah, that one, too.

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Is it a sarsaparilla? I say that every time.

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Salmonella. Just to be irritating, that's what

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I say every time. Salmonella, yeah. Here we are.

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Second half. I'll tell you what. I was kind of

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disappointed. Well, first of all, look back a

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little bit. Dudes Like Us is here for the second

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half of our podcast. It is September 16th. Damn.

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Damn. Halfway. September 16th. Almost fall. Fall's

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coming around the corner. Lots of fun shit. So

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excited. I don't want to talk about it in the

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second half. What? The excitedness part? Yeah,

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just the fall. Yep. You guys are taking off.

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You know what? We need to put it on the schedule.

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I very much would like to do that. I already

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did that. I went to the Google, the Dudes Like

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Us Google calendar and put my weekends out. I

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need to put on my calendar. You said use the

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Dudes Like Us calendar. Yeah, okay. Okay, fair

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enough. Yeah, and let's make sure everybody's

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aware of all these Oktoberfest things that are

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coming up. I don't want to miss them. I want

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to plan for them. And we need to get Chuck the

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credentials for that. So it's half of September

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right now, and it's the second half. We had the

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shout -out to the first half whiskey, which was

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a... Blood Oath. Blood Oath. Oath, not Oath.

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Number eight. Yeah, it was... Who was the distillery?

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It was in the middle. Lux Roe. Lux Roe, yes.

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Lux Roe. Okay, well, they were very respectable.

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Right there in Bardstown. I mean, it wasn't really

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a bad thing. It was great for somebody. Look,

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it was quality because it had, what, an 8, 10,

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and a 12 -year? That was jammed in there? 14,

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11, and an 8. Not every blend, not every bourbon

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is a hit with everybody. Right? So, you know,

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it doesn't mean they suck at doing what they

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do. It's just sometimes it strikes out with some

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people. Sometimes you get some that are good

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at sucking. I smell sugar cookies with this.

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Just kind of put that out there for now. Right.

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Sugar cookies. Sugar cookies. Yeah, that's a

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good one. Dude, what's up? What's up, Sean? I'm

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Paul. And I'm Jeff. And we're kicking this off.

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And we're going to go faster. We're going to

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do this podcast a lot faster than we normally

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do. Oh, wow. You sounded like that was a real

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deal. You set your counter for 1 .2. Yes, I did.

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Let's talk about all the things that we're going

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to do. Just got to roll your tongue a little

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bit. So the Frisco Oktoberfest is October 4th.

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I'd like to go to this. I'm not going to be there

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because I think the McKinney one. Hold on. Hold

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up. I'd like to go to this. I'm not going to

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be there, though. No, I said I'm not going to

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be here for the McKinney one. Oh. Well, that's

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all right. I don't really have October 4th. I

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don't really give a shit about it. Yeah, would

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it be weird for you this year to go to the Oktoberfest?

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It might be. I don't know. Well, maybe not. Maybe

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it'll be more fun because I'm not bound by staying

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at the filtered booth. You always have responsibilities.

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I'm not going to say you were stressed out, but

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you always had something to do. I'm amped. Yeah,

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you sold beer all day. So welcome, guten tag.

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My name is Herb Murphy. Right here, spray you

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some beer. Ice cold beer here. I never heard

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him say that. Is Octoberfest where we sold a

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bunch of our product last year? Yeah, we did.

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Check us out on dudeslikeus -woodcraft or Instagram

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or dudeslikeus -podcast. Yeah, we did sell some

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of the wood stuff. In fact, some of that stuff

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is still available if you guys are looking to

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get some wood crafting stuff through our dudeslikeus

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account. Yeah, very nice. Yeah, so I think you

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guys should go to the McKinney because I think

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you should experience it as a commoner instead

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of a... What do you mean? You're not going to

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dress as a Lederhosen? As a non -participant.

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As a non... Yeah, you're a commoner, not a lord.

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Yeah, I'm on board with that. I think that's

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going to be way better. I think what I'll do

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is I'll carry a little... Wow, she's rather a

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juggy. What is going on there? Yeah. Pouring

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that beer like a master. You know why they took

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that picture, because she's the cliche. Anyways,

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moving on. Hold on. You said he's a lord? Well,

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I mean, back there behind there serving drinks.

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Thank you, my lord. Thank you for the drinks.

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I don't remember anybody saying that to you.

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Oh, dude, when I'm passing you a beverage, thank

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you, my lord. Really? Your grace. Thank you,

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grace. No, your grace, not just grace. She's

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juggy, too. Okay, wow. Why are we showing Juggie?

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Because they're in dirndls. He's hot, man. I

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mean, that's a typical outfit that they wear.

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I mean, for the females. Are we doing this? October

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4th. That's the Frisco one. By the way, I've

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been there. I went last year and it was fun.

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Do they have any brats? Really? Yeah, I was in

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Germany for the Oktoberfest. Are you guys going

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to buy your lederhosen? No. No, not really. I'm

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in. Why don't you buy maybe a t -shirt that looks

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like a leaderhosen? Well, because you complain

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that it's sweaty and your balls get really swampy.

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I have a leotard that looks like a leaderhosen,

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so I'll wear that. It's really tight, so you

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see bulges. Bulges everywhere. You know what?

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I'm glad you mentioned that. I think I'm going

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to take my leaderhosen and have them hem it somehow.

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Bring it in a little bit. Not in, but up. Assless?

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So it like grabs things correctly? Crotchless.

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Everything just dangles? No, it's like from my

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hip down, it's like they go all the way to my

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kneecap. And I'm just like, I don't want it down

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that far. I want it kind of like thigh. Oh, you

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want to show a little leg. I want to show some

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leg. Have it in two parts, like a front and a

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back, and then have it like attached to you and

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suck the air out in between. I want to be able

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to reach up my pant and easily. scratch myself

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if I need to for any reason or free myself or

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whatever. So look, I'm a huge fan of, first of

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all, I lived in Germany and I enjoy eating. I'm

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part German. I'm hugely German. No, you're such

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a count. What are you talking about? Both sides.

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Wait, no. Because you're front and back. You're

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Taiwanese. Taiwanese. Oh my God. Hold on. I need

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to think for a second. No, I am fourth generation

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German. Definitely on my father's side. On my

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mom's side, I think there's some. Fourth generation.

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Where'd they come from before that? That's not

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too far along. No, it's really recent. So where'd

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they live before Germany? My grandfather's father

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is the one that came over by himself. From where?

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From Germany. Well, you said fourth generation

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German. Where were they before they were German?

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Yeah, that was before like the. World War II?

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Was he a horde? Remember the horde? Not the horde.

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Yeah, no. And no Mongols or wherever else you're

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going to go with this. He invented fire. In the

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United States. Oh, gotcha. In the United States.

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Apparently my great -grandfather came over. I

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don't know when. I think in 1905 is when he came

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over. Interesting. My grandmother was born in

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1903. That's your great -grandfather, you said?

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So yeah, he was probably born in the 1800s. Right.

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Late 1800s. And he was a young man, came over

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by himself. I think he went through Ellis Island.

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One of my aunts did the whole, not 23andMe thing,

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well, I think they did, but they did the whole

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look up all the documents and kind of chased

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down the whole family tree thing. Anyway, very

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interesting. Did you see who owns 23andMe now?

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Is that genealogy? I thought it went under. No.

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No, China bought it. A pharmaceutical company

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bought it. It's owned by China. Yeah. It did

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not go under? No. I was told that it is no longer

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there. They sold all of the DNA and proprietary

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shit to a company. Oh, my God. That's not good.

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And they said, we don't have to follow all those

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rules. And furthermore, when they, that's bullshit,

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by the way. It is. But they also, the board,

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because it's publicly traded, the board, all

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the board quit. at the same time. 100 % of them.

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Yeah. That is bullshit. If you sign up to do

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something and you say, hey, we're not going to

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give away your information, then that should

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be transferable. Yeah, that should stick to no

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matter what happens. It didn't, though. That's

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nuts. That's crazy. That should be a massive

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lawsuit. I don't know. I don't know. I don't

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know what the law is. It's too late. I mean,

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it's not like, look, the data is out there. So

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even if you were to sue them, they still have

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the data. Yeah, they still have it. So what does

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that mean? I mean, look, they got my spit. They

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got my spit. They got my mom's spit. They got

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a couple cousins' spit. But what is that really

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going to do? Well, that's how they get their

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DNA. Yeah. Okay, but what is it going to do?

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No, they could craft specific pharmaceutical

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drugs to target you. But you can do that. Or

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they could sell it to other people and say, He

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is susceptible to this disease. Don't insure

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him or whatever. That's possible, but they can

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do that no matter what. Not to me. Do you go

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to the doctor? No. Do you get your hair cut?

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Shit, I gave a fecal sample a couple years ago.

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No, my point is that - They probably have me,

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too. This information's available, period. But

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they don't share my DNA. You get blood work done.

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They don't share my DNA, though. That you know

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of. I'm not going down that road because that's

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a lot of what ifs. Yeah, but it's what if there.

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This is a what if. I mean, the whole 23andMe

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is a what if. Well, I don't think it is. I mean,

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you actually gave them your DNA. So let me throw

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out something. If you're saying that the most

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nefarious use of our DNA through 23andMe is to

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find a way to kill you, I can think of a lot

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better ways to kill you. No, I'm not saying that.

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I don't know. I have no idea. But these companies,

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I have no idea how they work. But Jeff's right.

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They can craft. And I'm not saying they're definitely

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not going to use 23andMe to do this. But what

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they can do and what Jeff is kind of... said

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was that they can take your DNA, even when you

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go to the doctor and you voluntarily say, hey,

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we're going to assess what's going on in you,

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and then you now have a tab on your folder that

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says, this is your methylatum lineup. This is

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what you are. This is how you were created. This

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is what impacts you. This is how you impact other

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stuff. This is stuff you can eat. This is stuff

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you can't eat. This is what you're susceptible

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of getting. It's this whole lineup. Can they

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get that from your spit? Probably. I don't know.

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I don't know. But what they can do is what I

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found looking at the 23andMe, they can find out

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certain, because they have statistics in there

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deep that say foods that you're typically allergic

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to. They said my specific strain of spit that

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I gave, I was associated with some pirates. Not

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pirates. Pirates. Pirates. Now clear up them,

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their shambles. Or I'll feed you piecemeal to

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the rats in the cellar. Seaman. Ooh. Seaman?

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No, seaman. Is it a single one or a plural? Jizz

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in my pants. Seaman? So it is seaman. Seaman.

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Okay, more than one. All your jizz. He's susceptible

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to semen. He's drawn to it? He's drawn to it.

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Especially if consumed poorly. Well, because

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they brought up different things. Like they were

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saying, well, this person is, they're not scared

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of heights. And they have a whole laundry list

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of things that they say, this type of person,

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these are the conditions. And I was going down

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the list, and I was like, holy shit, I'm not

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afraid of heights. And I'm like, I don't forget

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exactly what it was. I do like this type of food.

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And it was kind of like the power of suggestion.

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I don't know. The fear of heights is very, you

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can't dodge that one. I'm not afraid of heights.

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I mean, everyone's afraid of heights at a certain

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point. Especially if it's at a height where you're

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falling and going to die. If you're already falling,

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you just own it. You own it. I'm going to get

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as flat as possible so I can make as big a mess

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as possible. I'm going to try to be - Go ahead

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first. I'm going to try to soar like Tom Cruise.

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So you should go by that angle so you just kind

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of skip? I'm pretty sure if I were to fall off

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at the Royal Gorge or something like that - It

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depends on how far. I would find a way. I would

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find a way to glide. So get at that angle. And

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then at the right, at the very bottom, I'd go

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up onto my feet. That's what I would - You know

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what? Hey, it's in my genes. I wasn't in 23andMe,

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but I can promise you - I would aim for a tree.

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You would? Aim? Well, I mean, like, on the side

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of the... I'd kind of, like, I'd fly towards

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the glide, I should say, not fly. I'd glide towards

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the side of the gorge and catch a branch coming

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down. Try to break your fall a little bit. I

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think we'd scream like a girl all the way down.

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I was going to say, I can see this. I could see

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this body going down and his arms flapping in

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a weird way and then screaming like a girl. There's

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a tree. Get the tree. And then pop. Are you kidding

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me? I would fucking have a heart trip two seconds

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after I fell off the edge. I'd be dead before

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I hit the ground. You know what's terrifying?

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How many people have that's happened to them

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because of these stupid selfies. Yes. And they

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fall like hundreds of feet. There were these

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guys playing Pokemon, you know, playing Pokemon

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Go. And they would sit there. They weren't paying

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attention to what they're doing. And they're

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going down, you know. Imagine if it's a two -second

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fall. Imagine how long those two seconds are

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for somebody who knows they're going to die.

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Or even longer. It could be 10 seconds, depending

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on how far they're falling. Or how high it is.

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Yes. Like these people that were in the World

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Trade Center when they jumped off the 100th floor.

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Oh, my God. That'd be horrible. You know? I mean,

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how bad is it inside to go? September 11th just

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went around the corner. So, you know, shout out

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to those. It got completely overshadowed by the

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whole Kirk thing. It did, but they still, the

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September 11th morning, they didn't have the.

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the normal regime -ish kind of, I didn't mean

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to say it could sound like that, but the ring

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of the bell, bong, you know, do they still do

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that? No, they read the name. Oh, yeah, they

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still do. They read the name. Look, I was disconnected

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this whole week, and it wasn't because of work

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or anything. It was because I was overwhelmed

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with that incident. But look, let's bounce back

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a little bit, go back to the Oktoberfest, because

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I got to tell you, you know, you were talking

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about your experience. I lived in Germany. I

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went to a lot of these festivals there. Nice.

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That'd be cool. Well, I mean, it's not just,

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okay, not even just the festivals. I'm talking

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like daily stuff. Every day is a festival. You

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know, you go down, hey, I'm going to go get lunch.

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You know, we're going to go eat here. We're going

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to, it's a German restaurant. So it's a festival

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every day as far as I'm concerned. And then you

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get the Oktoberfest there is a really big deal.

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But I freaking love bratwurst, knackwurst, and

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all the German food. I freaking love it. Hey,

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what's that really thin meat? I think it's pork

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and they bread it. A schnitzel. Schnitzel. Wiener

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schnitzel. Wiener schnitzel. That's so good.

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I haven't had one of those done correctly. I

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haven't had one of those in ages. We should go

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down to the Bavarian Grill on an Alteen. We should.

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I would love to have one of those. It's so good.

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It's good. I'm not a huge fan of opening a restaurant,

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but if I were, it would be a German restaurant.

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It would be successful. If you were to open a

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restaurant? If I were to open a restaurant, it

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would be a huge German one, and I would have

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all the toy trains going everywhere. Would you

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have an Oompa Oompa band? A polka band? Polka

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band. Yeah. Well, I mean. Traveling? You know,

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it's successful. So, you know what? You know,

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there's, I don't know, probably. I mean, what

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the hell? During the Oktoberfest, they have to

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have bands out there, so there's got to be some

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people that need to work during the off -season.

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Would all of your people be blonde hair, blue

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eyes, and very tall? Ooh. Would you sell white

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coolers or boxed wine? They're going to be Asian.

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You going to have Jaeger bikes, too? I mean,

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it's going to be a fair employment program, as

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long as they, you know, will have a few German

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people there. Would you have aged tequila on

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tap? Would you throw your fake German accent

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to it all the time? Yeah. Well, I would work

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on that. I would probably sharpen up my, I'd

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probably learn German. Just say klackenwacken.

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Klackenwacken. Would you have a wiener slapping

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contest? Ooh. That'd be fun. Yeah. Who's got

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the largest wiener slapper? You could just have

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dachshunds running around all the time. I don't

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know about that. The whole health department.

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We're dog friendly. I was thinking like extended

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bratwurst. Or just have like a tube. Like on

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a stick? Just have like a big hamster tube with

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dachshunds running around. Perfect. Up top. See,

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this is a no lose. I know. With all these ideas

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we've just thrown out, this is an absolute no

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-lose German restaurant. I'm not going to do

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90 % of that stuff, but I'm going to have pretzels.

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I'm going to have a wonderful spread of different

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types of German mustards. Like rolled gold pretzels?

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Yeah. Well, just the traditional ones. They'll

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be for sale, of course, but when we went to the

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Bavarian Grill, we sat up there at the bar, had

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these two large beers, and they bring you a couple

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baskets of the pretzels and the mustard. Dude,

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all day long. It's like a wonderful thing. And

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then order a plate of eight knockwurst, bratwurst.

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Sausages. Just all kinds. You should have fried

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pickles and have it be like six or eight of them

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and have it be like $12. I am not going to sell

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fried pickles at a German joint. That's just

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not happening. Okay. What about flaming takis?

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Now, I'd have what they call pommes frites, which

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are French fries. And I would serve them the

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way they serve them. The way they do in Germany

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where they take a piece of paper and they put

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the French fries in there and they fold the paper

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in a cone. And that's the way you'd walk around

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and eat your French fries. Awesome. Nice. Except

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they eat theirs with mayonnaise. That's nasty.

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Are you going to have events? Who hurt them?

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Are you going to have events? Oh, I'd have a

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recording room in the back. Should you have a

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magic show of fat women in black leather? That's

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like Mexican street corn. I don't understand

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that either. Hold on a second. Say that again?

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A magic show with fat women in leather. What

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is that all about? That sounds like a burlesque

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show. It's a German restaurant. Germans are big

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into bondage. Fat women in leather. In magic

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show. Come on. No one is following you. Thank

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you, Mr. Producer. I just want to clarify. We

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had an outsider that came in and said, all right.

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I was just asking if you had events. That's all.

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I mean, we're going to have some events, but

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I don't know about the whole magic show. Why

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do they got to be fat? There's other options.

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Is this like some dream that you have? I hope

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Sean does this and he opens up a fat magic woman.

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What's going on over there? I'm just coming up

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with ideas for you. Oh, there you go. Now, I

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would probably, because look, when we took the

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kids to the Bavarian Grill, what was the most

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fun the kids had out there? It was when they

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were doing the... The chicken dance. Clap, clap,

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clap, clap. You know, that was so much fun for

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them. And I think that if you have a band that

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goes out there and plays it every hour... A magic

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show. Yeah, Nicole Kidman. In black leather.

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And Shania Twain. Okay, well, I can get behind

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something like that, but why would you want to

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get that at a... What makes that unique for a

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German place? I don't know. Maybe if they get

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some braids? I don't think my wife is going to

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authorize that, or she's going to say that's

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a good idea. What, the braids? The fat naked

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women in leather? And when they take a break,

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they can river dance. So you get a little Irish,

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a little Gaelic, German. Listen, I'm the idea

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guy. You don't have to run with it. What's the

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shoe plot in Bavaria? But they have to be wooden

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shoes. Those are Dutch. Whatever. It doesn't

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matter. You bring in an eclectic... Those are

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called clogs. Yeah. Anyways. Can we move on?

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But you know what? The Lederhosen, the traditional

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clothes that they were out there, I would love

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to have that. Oh, that's awesome. It's actually

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awesome. And you should sell beer. Oh, yeah.

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We'll sell two types. Small and large. No, large

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and extra large. The big -ass mug, if you want

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it or not. That's nice. That's a big mug. That's

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awesome. I love that. I like the German culture.

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The German culture is definitely, right now,

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they've got a lot of problems. Well, you have

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to kind of classify what era. Why? Why, Jeff?

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Why? Like Germany right now or Germany back then?

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No, just traditional German, like, fun things.

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Oh, fun things. God. What do you say? We're going

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to break down the libraries and throw all the

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books in the middle of the German restaurant?

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Is it time to talk about football? Haven't we

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talked about those Aggies in the Notre Dame game?

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Oh, wow. Wasn't that something else? That was

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a good game. I could kick myself. I watched the

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first half and then got distracted, started doing

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something else, and I am salty that I did that.

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It was good. Steven came over. He was moving.

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He was working all day. He came over. He watched

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the last quarter with us. We were up and screaming

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at the team. Screaming. Yeah, it was numb. Okay,

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so the Aggies were 16, and Notre Dame was 6,

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and it was a back -and -forth, nail -biting,

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thrilling finish game. Yes. And it didn't go

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to overtime, did it? No. No. It's because they

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missed the extra point on their last drive. That's

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right. And then the Aggies came down, and under

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duress, he tosses it to the tight end who falls

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in. It was a miracle throw, miracle catch. That

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was his only catch. Is he like a big Swede or

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something like that? No, that's Matt Ohlstrom.

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That's a different guy. They showed him a lot

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because he did something. He had a penalty on

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the last drive. That's right. That's right. He

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made up for it. He sure did. Different tight

00:22:08.460 --> 00:22:11.539
end. I know, but he made a catch on that drive.

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Yes, he did. So he did make a difference. I love

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our, you know, but this guy is a blocking tight

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end that just happened to be open and Marcel

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just happened to throw it where. It was so great.

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He even said he couldn't see it until it was

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just on him because of the lights. It was so

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great. And he just grabbed it and snatched it

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and came down with it and didn't lose it on the

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fall or any of that. And there's nothing that

00:22:35.579 --> 00:22:37.779
defender could do. No. He just turned around

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and boom, there it was. Amazing. It really was.

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Boom, catches it, wins the game. But you know,

00:22:43.519 --> 00:22:46.619
he got laid that night. Yeah. He probably got

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laid before the game too. No, I don't think you're

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supposed to do that. I think you're supposed

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to say all your mambo juice for the game. Really?

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That's the way it works? That's a thing. So whenever

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somebody drops a pass, they're like, damn it,

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he got laid before the game. Possibly. Or missed

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a block. He's low on his little testosterone

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count. But now we're talking about A &M and the

00:23:05.750 --> 00:23:09.450
playoffs and A &M, Heisman candidate now. And

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I'm like, wow, we went from obscurity to full

00:23:13.829 --> 00:23:16.759
bore. And I'm like, I have too much battered

00:23:16.759 --> 00:23:20.059
Aggie syndrome to get past that. Come on. Let's

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get past Auburn. How about that? We have to look

00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:23.519
who they're playing. I mean, Notre Dame is now

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0 -2. Right. And we haven't even played an SEC

00:23:25.819 --> 00:23:28.779
team. Come on. Now, Notre Dame, I think, is good.

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Notre Dame at home, yeah. Were they 6? I don't

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know. I think they were 6 or 8. No, this is no

00:23:34.519 --> 00:23:37.259
slouch of a win, but let's not get crazy. That's

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what I mean. I mean, they're 0 -2. Let's see

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where Notre Dame ends up. Well, Notre Dame lost

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on the road to Miami. Right? In the first week.

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And then they had a bye week. Yes. Bye week.

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Week two. Yes, they're 0 -2, and they lost to

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a really good opponent at home by one point on

00:23:54.339 --> 00:23:56.200
the final play of the game, right? Right. So

00:23:56.200 --> 00:24:00.500
that's not a bad loss, right? No, it isn't. But

00:24:00.500 --> 00:24:05.099
it crushes your season. But last year, they played

00:24:05.099 --> 00:24:07.700
nobody the rest of the season. And last year,

00:24:07.740 --> 00:24:09.720
they were the runner -up. They were in the championship

00:24:09.720 --> 00:24:11.460
game. But they have a new coach this year. No,

00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:13.980
they don't. I thought new head coach Mike Elko.

00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:16.319
No, that's the Aggies. The Aggies have a new

00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:17.720
coach. Oh, I thought that's what we were talking

00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:19.740
about. He's not new. He's not new either. He

00:24:19.740 --> 00:24:21.859
was there last year. Yeah, he's a second -year

00:24:21.859 --> 00:24:24.099
guy or even third -year guy. I kind of like the

00:24:24.099 --> 00:24:28.460
coach for Notre Dame. He's a young guy. What's

00:24:28.460 --> 00:24:32.299
his name? Yes. He's a good coach. He doesn't

00:24:32.299 --> 00:24:35.039
seem like the coach they had before, that fucking

00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:40.349
idiot. Kelly? Brian Kelly. Can't stand him. Marcus

00:24:40.349 --> 00:24:43.069
Freeman is the coach for Notre Dame now. He's

00:24:43.069 --> 00:24:46.529
a good dude. Yeah, I like to see him succeed.

00:24:46.750 --> 00:24:49.049
Obviously, I like the Aggies way more, but I'm

00:24:49.049 --> 00:24:52.269
not a Notre Dame fan is the problem at all. At

00:24:52.269 --> 00:24:56.450
all. And part of that stands from... Did that

00:24:56.450 --> 00:24:58.529
guy just throw a chair? Yes, Elko threw a chair.

00:24:58.589 --> 00:25:01.829
Yeah, Elko threw a chair. The only teams that

00:25:01.829 --> 00:25:04.529
I was really able to watch growing up was Notre

00:25:04.529 --> 00:25:07.000
Dame was always on. So that was one channel.

00:25:07.180 --> 00:25:08.779
That was the Aggie coach that did that? Yeah.

00:25:08.940 --> 00:25:12.059
Oh, he's got some spunk. He's got a little temper.

00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:15.460
Yeah. He fucked that chair up too, man. Caused

00:25:15.460 --> 00:25:18.279
like $13 ,000 worth of damage to the turf. They

00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:21.039
need to take that to the blue tent. Yeah. And

00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:24.000
it was on Notre Dame Broadcasting Network. You

00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:26.579
know, NBC always shows Notre Dame games. Yeah.

00:25:26.900 --> 00:25:31.119
It drives me nuts. That's why I got sick of seeing

00:25:31.119 --> 00:25:32.920
them. It always pissed me off that I couldn't

00:25:32.920 --> 00:25:34.940
see my other teams that I was interested in.

00:25:35.259 --> 00:25:39.299
Right. Well, that's crazy. Every time Shelly

00:25:39.299 --> 00:25:40.799
watches the games and they show the head coach

00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:42.400
on the sidelines, she's worried about his health.

00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:45.380
He's not healthy looking. He doesn't look healthy.

00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:47.240
He's got a serious beer gut on him. Yeah, he

00:25:47.240 --> 00:25:51.220
does. Yeah. Big time. All right. Well, any other

00:25:51.220 --> 00:25:53.180
highlights in college football? I know there

00:25:53.180 --> 00:25:56.660
were some highlights in pro. My Ohio State and

00:25:56.660 --> 00:26:00.500
Ohio University game, because I went to Ohio

00:26:00.500 --> 00:26:04.720
University and I'm an Ohio State fan. It was

00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:06.799
actually a slightly better game than I thought

00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:10.400
it was going to be. Yeah. Ohio State ended up

00:26:10.400 --> 00:26:13.319
walking away from it 39 -9 or something like

00:26:13.319 --> 00:26:15.559
that. At first it was a little tight. Yeah, it

00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:20.599
was. And OU was playing them better than I expected.

00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:23.240
I figured by first quarter I'd be 2 -0. Yeah,

00:26:23.299 --> 00:26:26.240
21 -3, right? Yeah. Or 21 -0, really. Yeah, so

00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:29.099
I was excited about that. I don't know any other.

00:26:29.859 --> 00:26:32.480
Games that were on, I think Clemson lost. Clemson

00:26:32.480 --> 00:26:35.380
lost to Georgia Tech, yeah. I watched a little

00:26:35.380 --> 00:26:38.380
bit of that Oregon -Northwestern game. Michigan

00:26:38.380 --> 00:26:41.160
beat the shit out of Central Michigan, 63 -3.

00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:45.359
Good Lord. Were there any other upsets? Let's

00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:47.380
see, Georgia Tech was a big upset, I believe.

00:26:47.420 --> 00:26:49.019
Ooh, I watched that Georgia -Tennessee game,

00:26:49.059 --> 00:26:50.859
too. Georgia -Tennessee. That was a good game.

00:26:50.960 --> 00:26:53.059
Oh, that was a really good game. Yeah, that was

00:26:53.059 --> 00:26:55.160
good. Are we able to, if you're on the lower

00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.660
half of the fantasy football, I can draft tonight,

00:26:57.759 --> 00:27:00.670
right? At midnight. Vandy beat South Carolina.

00:27:01.950 --> 00:27:06.289
Oh, yeah, Vandy beat South Carolina. I don't

00:27:06.289 --> 00:27:07.690
know why I'm worried about it. I'm drafting a

00:27:07.690 --> 00:27:10.710
fucking kicker. Yeah, I noticed you didn't have

00:27:10.710 --> 00:27:14.089
a kicker. I thought you made a trade with Overton.

00:27:14.430 --> 00:27:17.569
Well, I did, but you know what he did? He texted

00:27:17.569 --> 00:27:20.809
me and was giving me a hard time. He was just

00:27:20.809 --> 00:27:22.430
like, well, I don't know if I want that trade

00:27:22.430 --> 00:27:25.029
or not. It just seems like a downer. You already

00:27:25.029 --> 00:27:27.289
dropped somebody? Well, yeah, I dropped him anyways

00:27:27.289 --> 00:27:29.539
because he was out. You know, and he wasn't going

00:27:29.539 --> 00:27:31.180
to be - Oh, so the trade didn't go through. The

00:27:31.180 --> 00:27:33.119
trade did go through. He put it through, but

00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:35.839
was like testing me bullshit. And so I was like,

00:27:35.900 --> 00:27:37.319
well, fuck, man. I was like, don't worry about

00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:38.579
it. I'll just drop it. Because I was like, fuck

00:27:38.579 --> 00:27:40.259
you, man. No, no, no. As soon as he makes the

00:27:40.259 --> 00:27:43.880
trade, it's over. I'm sorry. It doesn't matter.

00:27:44.019 --> 00:27:48.900
I reversed it. Why? He made the trade. Because

00:27:48.900 --> 00:27:51.500
- You're being nice about it. I didn't know -

00:27:51.500 --> 00:27:53.559
He had second thoughts about it. No, no, no.

00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:58.690
What happened is he made the trade. sent me a

00:27:58.690 --> 00:28:01.730
text message that suggested that he was skeptical

00:28:01.730 --> 00:28:03.730
and didn't really want to do it. And I was like,

00:28:03.769 --> 00:28:04.829
all right, well, don't worry about it. We don't

00:28:04.829 --> 00:28:07.230
have to do it. But he made the trade. But he

00:28:07.230 --> 00:28:09.529
didn't tell me he made the trade. I never checked.

00:28:09.750 --> 00:28:13.480
It was after 12. I didn't start the kicker. And

00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:15.359
I was like, dude, what the fuck is wrong with

00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:17.799
you? Why didn't you just tell me that you did

00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:20.039
the trade? You suggested that you didn't do the

00:28:20.039 --> 00:28:21.839
trade. So I went back there and I was like, dude,

00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:24.960
I'm not fucking doing this trade. It looks like

00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:27.700
a bullshit trade. So I was like, just reverse

00:28:27.700 --> 00:28:30.420
it. I don't want it. I'll keep my kiddo tight

00:28:30.420 --> 00:28:32.980
end. So you were able to reverse the trade? Well,

00:28:33.019 --> 00:28:34.599
I just reversed it. I don't know if I was able

00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:36.579
to. I just reversed it because it was bullshit.

00:28:37.460 --> 00:28:39.700
Reversed it meaning you dropped what he gave

00:28:39.700 --> 00:28:43.619
you? reversed it, meaning I proposed to get my

00:28:43.619 --> 00:28:47.559
player back and to get... I reversed the trade.

00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:49.579
And he accepted. He accepted it, so it was no

00:28:49.579 --> 00:28:51.900
harm, no foul, but I don't know how Barry's going

00:28:51.900 --> 00:28:54.160
to take that. He's not going to care because

00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:58.359
neither player was played. Okay, well, good.

00:28:58.579 --> 00:29:01.619
Neither player was played. And if he does cause

00:29:01.619 --> 00:29:02.980
a fuss about it, you can just tell him, listen,

00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:04.920
we got confused about what was going on with

00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:07.059
this trade. Neither player was played. No harm,

00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:10.220
no foul. And I fucking lost because of it. I

00:29:10.220 --> 00:29:12.039
lost, well, you know what, just two weeks in

00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:13.960
a row. But I thought for sure I was going to

00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:16.980
win. I had like a 15 -point lead. Yeah, Chase

00:29:16.980 --> 00:29:21.859
did well for you. Yeah, and he had his DB playing

00:29:21.859 --> 00:29:25.180
or his linebacker playing. And his linebacker

00:29:25.180 --> 00:29:28.740
scored 22 fucking points. Who was it? Do you

00:29:28.740 --> 00:29:30.319
remember? No, I don't, and I don't even want

00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:32.720
to talk about it. It's hard. You don't want to

00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:34.400
relive it? Yeah, because I didn't even check

00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:35.859
until like the following morning. I didn't care

00:29:35.859 --> 00:29:37.359
because I thought it was a slam dunk. I was like,

00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:39.779
hey, he's not going to make it next to 22 points.

00:29:39.859 --> 00:29:41.819
Are you fucking kidding me? Unbelievable. I was

00:29:41.819 --> 00:29:43.400
going to walk away. I was like, oh, look at me.

00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:47.180
I'm fucking one and one. Two, zero and two now.

00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:51.440
Did you see, I played Barry. Yes. Oh, you tied.

00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:54.319
We tied. His second tie in a row. I know. I don't

00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:56.779
think that's ever happened in absolutely all

00:29:56.779 --> 00:29:59.349
of history. Yeah. It's so hard to get a tie.

00:29:59.829 --> 00:30:01.670
It is. And he has two weeks in a row. What I

00:30:01.670 --> 00:30:03.329
don't get is it goes down to the 100th point.

00:30:03.450 --> 00:30:05.809
Do we not tabulate down to the 100th point? I

00:30:05.809 --> 00:30:08.089
don't know. Because there's two decimal points.

00:30:08.289 --> 00:30:10.009
Yeah. Steven asked me that. He goes, how did

00:30:10.009 --> 00:30:11.490
you tie? It goes down to the 100th, right? Did

00:30:11.490 --> 00:30:15.190
you get the exact 100th? Well, no, we're both

00:30:15.190 --> 00:30:20.130
93 .00. Do we ever see a .12 or anything like

00:30:20.130 --> 00:30:21.730
that? No, we don't. I don't know why they don't

00:30:21.730 --> 00:30:25.700
go to the bench. Interesting. That would be cool.

00:30:25.779 --> 00:30:26.720
Maybe that's something we propose for next year.

00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:28.640
To do a tiebreaker based on the bench. Yeah,

00:30:28.660 --> 00:30:31.619
just maybe the bench or just the highest person

00:30:31.619 --> 00:30:34.339
on your bench. Do they allow that? Or say, can

00:30:34.339 --> 00:30:38.279
we tabulate to the hundredth? Yeah. If it rounds

00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:40.279
up to solid points, that's not going to happen.

00:30:40.299 --> 00:30:41.599
Well, that's what I mean. If Yahoo allows that,

00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.700
that would eliminate all the ties. I'm okay with

00:30:44.700 --> 00:30:47.420
ties. I'm okay with ties. Well, I don't know.

00:30:47.539 --> 00:30:51.220
I mean, I kind of like Barry being zero and two

00:30:51.220 --> 00:30:54.559
ties. Zero, zero, and two? It's very interesting.

00:30:54.940 --> 00:30:58.180
Double O2? Zero, zero, two. He'll definitely

00:30:58.180 --> 00:31:00.920
be high in the rankings because it doesn't tabulate

00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:03.980
as a loss. I don't know. His number, I don't

00:31:03.980 --> 00:31:06.980
know where he's at. Yeah, I'm one and one. So

00:31:06.980 --> 00:31:09.319
I guess, well, that's a good point. So is he

00:31:09.319 --> 00:31:13.119
higher than me because I have a loss and he's

00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:17.089
got two ties? Oh, yeah. So he is. Fifth, you

00:31:17.089 --> 00:31:19.849
are eighth. Oh, my God. Yeah, because he doesn't

00:31:19.849 --> 00:31:22.549
register a loss. He has no losses. Yep. He is

00:31:22.549 --> 00:31:26.450
batting 200. He's got 200 points. You've got

00:31:26.450 --> 00:31:29.390
178. I think that's bullshit because, look, I

00:31:29.390 --> 00:31:32.490
think that even if you tie, it's still a loss

00:31:32.490 --> 00:31:34.970
because you didn't win. Because, look, at the

00:31:34.970 --> 00:31:37.809
end of the day, it's either you win or you didn't

00:31:37.809 --> 00:31:40.019
win. Whatever. You know, that's why I'm saying

00:31:40.019 --> 00:31:42.559
you had a win in the win column. You had more

00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:44.759
wins than he did. Then you should be higher than

00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:48.420
he is. Yeah. Hey, it's Yahoo's algorithm. I'm

00:31:48.420 --> 00:31:50.140
not going to argue with it. It's kind of fun.

00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:52.440
All of it's fun. Yeah. All right. So let's talk

00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:54.960
about pro real quick. I'm in third somehow. Yeah,

00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:58.880
that's awesome. Yeah. Let's see. You know, say

00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:00.619
you had to interject that. Sean, I know you're

00:32:00.619 --> 00:32:02.579
in last place. Paul, I know you're in eighth.

00:32:02.819 --> 00:32:04.660
Yeah. Because I won't be able to say that for

00:32:04.660 --> 00:32:07.019
very long. I'm going to use it now. Did you guys

00:32:07.019 --> 00:32:09.309
watch the Cowboy game? Cowboys and Giants? I

00:32:09.309 --> 00:32:11.730
watched some of it. That was amazing. It was

00:32:11.730 --> 00:32:14.990
a fantastic game. It was amazing. And I don't

00:32:14.990 --> 00:32:16.470
know how I feel about the Cowboys, because the

00:32:16.470 --> 00:32:19.650
Giants, are they a good team? No. They're not

00:32:19.650 --> 00:32:21.549
supposed to be. That's what I mean. Russell Wilson's

00:32:21.549 --> 00:32:23.470
playing pretty damn well. Russell Wilson had

00:32:23.470 --> 00:32:26.789
a career day. Almost 600 yards. But is that because

00:32:26.789 --> 00:32:30.589
the Cowboys' defense is bad? No, it's because

00:32:30.589 --> 00:32:33.539
he was throwing these fucking rockets. And then

00:32:33.539 --> 00:32:37.839
he blows it. And he has over 400 yards and three

00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:40.079
touchdowns, or maybe four touchdowns. Who, Wilson?

00:32:40.299 --> 00:32:42.579
Yes. No, he had closer to 600. No, I mean, at

00:32:42.579 --> 00:32:44.599
this point in the game, and he had made that

00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:47.579
amazing pass to neighbors. He threw an interception.

00:32:47.579 --> 00:32:51.160
And then in overtime, he throws the most boneheaded

00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:53.839
interception. That's because, well, he couldn't

00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:55.500
see who he was throwing to. It was a boneheaded

00:32:55.500 --> 00:32:57.160
decision. But you know what? I don't care because

00:32:57.160 --> 00:32:58.579
I don't want to. Let's do a shout -out to the

00:32:58.579 --> 00:33:01.089
Dallas Cowboys kicker. Dude, the guy's a stud.

00:33:01.089 --> 00:33:03.569
What is going on with that? And I love his story,

00:33:03.710 --> 00:33:06.309
man. Well, that's why someone drafted him early

00:33:06.309 --> 00:33:08.970
into fantasy football. So I love his story because

00:33:08.970 --> 00:33:11.009
he was sitting on the couch and his wife said

00:33:11.009 --> 00:33:12.529
to him, dude, you could do better than that.

00:33:12.730 --> 00:33:14.990
Right. And he was a professional soccer player.

00:33:15.150 --> 00:33:19.230
Yep. What a stud story. I love it. Brandon Aubrey.

00:33:19.309 --> 00:33:21.250
Yeah, Brandon Aubrey. Love it. And the way he

00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:25.430
kicks is unique from all the other players because

00:33:25.430 --> 00:33:28.769
it's like, you know, every... kicker has kind

00:33:28.769 --> 00:33:31.089
of a wind -up and wha -bam! And then it just

00:33:31.089 --> 00:33:34.769
goes. It's like a place kicker. He's amazing.

00:33:34.769 --> 00:33:37.130
It's just like every time he kicks it, it's not

00:33:37.130 --> 00:33:38.990
like he's punting it or he doesn't have that

00:33:38.990 --> 00:33:41.529
long wind -up. It's just like a place kicker

00:33:41.529 --> 00:33:44.529
from the corner. And every time, it goes straight,

00:33:44.730 --> 00:33:46.829
it wiggles to the right, and then it goes left

00:33:46.829 --> 00:33:49.710
again. Every single time. So there's no question

00:33:49.710 --> 00:33:51.769
I think he's going to be the first kicker that

00:33:51.769 --> 00:33:55.269
breaks the 70 -yard mark. But it has to be a

00:33:55.269 --> 00:33:56.750
perfect situation, right? Because they're not

00:33:56.750 --> 00:33:59.930
going to do it in a tie game, you know, where

00:33:59.930 --> 00:34:02.089
if he misses, they have amazing field position.

00:34:02.250 --> 00:34:04.170
It has to be at the end of the half. Didn't they

00:34:04.170 --> 00:34:07.789
give him a chance last year at 70 and he missed?

00:34:07.930 --> 00:34:10.449
No, they were going to, and they opted to punt.

00:34:10.989 --> 00:34:13.289
Oh, did they? So it has to be at the end of the

00:34:13.289 --> 00:34:16.010
first half with less than three seconds so that

00:34:16.010 --> 00:34:18.409
there's no danger of them getting an opposing

00:34:18.409 --> 00:34:20.289
field goal. Well, they could run it back if they

00:34:20.289 --> 00:34:24.179
catch it, if he's short. That too. But I do think

00:34:24.179 --> 00:34:26.179
he's going to be the first guy that hits the

00:34:26.179 --> 00:34:29.219
70 yards. He's got to. He's good. He's excellent.

00:34:29.340 --> 00:34:31.659
He made the difference in the game because we

00:34:31.659 --> 00:34:33.539
knew that he was going to make it. And I was

00:34:33.539 --> 00:34:35.420
thinking, what if he doesn't? Jesus. But the

00:34:35.420 --> 00:34:38.400
whole game, going into overtime, I mean, it was

00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:41.400
a great game to watch. I was happy to see it.

00:34:41.420 --> 00:34:43.679
And I was surprised to see the Giants do so well.

00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.449
That's why I'm questioning. We really don't know

00:34:47.449 --> 00:34:48.989
how good the Cowboys are right now, I think,

00:34:49.050 --> 00:34:51.309
is what I'm thinking. It was a good game. Dak

00:34:51.309 --> 00:34:54.309
looked good. Dak really looked good. The first

00:34:54.309 --> 00:34:56.769
game, Dak looked good there. His numbers are

00:34:56.769 --> 00:35:01.090
poor, but he was hitting his throws. In this

00:35:01.090 --> 00:35:02.789
game, he was hitting them, too, and they were

00:35:02.789 --> 00:35:04.429
still dropping them, but at least they caught

00:35:04.429 --> 00:35:06.570
some of them. They were bouncing off people's

00:35:06.570 --> 00:35:10.090
hands. Who do they play next? The Giants or the

00:35:10.090 --> 00:35:12.730
Cowboys? The Cowboys. Oh, okay. No, I was going

00:35:12.730 --> 00:35:16.929
to say the Giants have the Chiefs. And the Chargers

00:35:16.929 --> 00:35:19.809
next. So they might be 0 -4 real quick. Well,

00:35:19.809 --> 00:35:22.190
the poor Chiefs are 0 -2. I shouldn't have said

00:35:22.190 --> 00:35:24.750
poor. The Chiefs are 0 -2. The Chiefs are 0 -2.

00:35:24.809 --> 00:35:27.510
They've played some tough. That's crazy. Some

00:35:27.510 --> 00:35:30.030
tough teams, too. But the Cowboys have the Bears.

00:35:30.250 --> 00:35:31.949
The Bears. And in fact, oh, yeah, I saw this.

00:35:32.030 --> 00:35:34.630
The Bears are favored by one. It's in Soldier

00:35:34.630 --> 00:35:37.769
Field in Chicago. And I'm like, how the hell

00:35:37.769 --> 00:35:39.750
are the Bears favored by one? They're like 0

00:35:39.750 --> 00:35:42.030
-2 right now. Get the hell out of here. Yeah,

00:35:42.050 --> 00:35:44.070
but they're playing pretty good ball, too. No,

00:35:44.070 --> 00:35:46.369
they're not. They're not? No. They're putting

00:35:46.369 --> 00:35:47.730
up some points, aren't they? Their quarterback

00:35:47.730 --> 00:35:50.050
is terrible. Talking about Caleb Williams? Caleb

00:35:50.050 --> 00:35:52.820
Williams. Yes. He's a weird dude. He's a very

00:35:52.820 --> 00:35:55.320
weird dude. Show me the scores on their last

00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:56.579
two games. I think they're putting up points.

00:35:56.619 --> 00:36:00.400
Are they not? I'll tell you what. Also, the running

00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:03.579
back for the Cowboys, Javante Williams, he had

00:36:03.579 --> 00:36:07.599
some pretty powerful runs. I'm kind of wanting

00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:13.239
the second string. Pacer, what is his name? Great.

00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:16.039
The Bears lost to the Vikings and the Lions.

00:36:16.099 --> 00:36:20.280
Both respectable teams. 27 -24 and 52 -21. Dude,

00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:22.039
they got the shit kicked out of them by Detroit.

00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:24.599
Detroit's scary, man. And the Vikings got to

00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:26.980
figure out their quarterback. Is McCarthy not

00:36:26.980 --> 00:36:30.199
playing well? No, he's not. I watched some of

00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:36.920
that. So I'm happy. Remember, I was facing Justin

00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:41.860
Jefferson or Gibbs. And I passed on Jefferson

00:36:41.860 --> 00:36:44.780
and I went with Gibbs. And I've been worrying

00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:47.960
that I made a massive mistake. But apparently

00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:50.300
if McCarthy can't throw it to Justin Jefferson,

00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:52.300
then I'm in good shape, right? Right. But it

00:36:52.300 --> 00:36:54.860
doesn't matter now. But I don't know. He probably

00:36:54.860 --> 00:36:57.039
does have good numbers. I don't know. So I picked

00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:59.900
up one of my last -ditch efforts in the draft.

00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:02.480
I picked up the third string, Jaden Blue from

00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:05.519
the Dallas Cowboys. And I was hoping that Miles

00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:08.320
Sanders would flop because he fumbled in that

00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:11.900
first game for the Cowboys. And he gets dropped

00:37:11.900 --> 00:37:15.300
down the – I was hoping because he's fast. He's

00:37:15.300 --> 00:37:18.659
definitely faster. Interesting. Now you take

00:37:18.659 --> 00:37:22.019
these gambles. Oh, I know. I had a couple. I

00:37:22.019 --> 00:37:25.679
have a couple gambles. I picked up the running

00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:28.480
back that was at Texas Tech, Taj Brooks, who

00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.579
was really good in college, but he's not really

00:37:30.579 --> 00:37:33.340
getting any touches right now. Yeah. So I see

00:37:33.340 --> 00:37:36.539
that Skibo, what's his name? Skadaboo. Skadaboo.

00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:39.219
Skadaboo got his first touchdown, which is cool

00:37:39.219 --> 00:37:41.579
to see. He's hard -nosed. That kid's a monster,

00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:44.619
man. I hope he does really well in the NFL. He's

00:37:44.619 --> 00:37:46.860
one of those guys, kind of like a Mike Allstatt.

00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:48.760
I don't know if he's big. Mike Allstatt's not

00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:51.119
big. I mean, he's short and thick. The fullback

00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:52.840
from Tampa Bay. Remember that guy with the shoulder

00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:55.840
pads? Looked like a frickin' block. He looked

00:37:55.840 --> 00:37:58.460
like Brock Lesnar out there. Yeah. I mean, he

00:37:58.460 --> 00:38:01.500
would just bowl over these guys. I hope he does

00:38:01.500 --> 00:38:04.360
well. I think he's going to be a fun story. Isn't

00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:10.909
he the all -time college rusher? Who, Scadaboo?

00:38:10.989 --> 00:38:13.110
Yeah, he has a massive, for his school maybe,

00:38:13.210 --> 00:38:14.570
I don't know. Oh, maybe for his school. He has

00:38:14.570 --> 00:38:17.710
a massive number of yards. I think you're talking

00:38:17.710 --> 00:38:22.210
about Ashton Gentry from the Raiders. No, I'm

00:38:22.210 --> 00:38:24.110
thinking of Scadaboo. They said something about

00:38:24.110 --> 00:38:27.789
records that he has for rushing in college. For

00:38:27.789 --> 00:38:30.250
Arizona State? I don't know, because he just

00:38:30.250 --> 00:38:32.969
had a ton. I know that. What is Ashton Gentry

00:38:32.969 --> 00:38:36.480
doing? Has he done much of anything? I watched

00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:37.820
him a little bit last night, and he spared me

00:38:37.820 --> 00:38:39.900
to death. He couldn't pick up a block. He was

00:38:39.900 --> 00:38:43.679
not getting free, although he had maybe one good

00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:46.679
run or something like that. Let's see if I can

00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:50.699
find some sports reference on Scataboo. You know,

00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:53.940
this whole college, I'm sorry, the whole football

00:38:53.940 --> 00:38:59.420
thing, it just reminds me of the football in

00:38:59.420 --> 00:39:02.559
high school. You know, it just, the whole...

00:39:02.809 --> 00:39:05.110
Actually, it's the season of October, but, I

00:39:05.110 --> 00:39:06.690
mean, when you think about football, I mean,

00:39:06.710 --> 00:39:09.210
I go back, it brings me back to, like, even when

00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:11.210
the kids are in school, you know? Yeah. Going

00:39:11.210 --> 00:39:13.550
to their games. You know, I just, I miss those

00:39:13.550 --> 00:39:16.909
times. Oh, the FFL? The Frisco Football League?

00:39:16.969 --> 00:39:19.309
That, and you can go farther back to some of

00:39:19.309 --> 00:39:21.809
the pep rallies that we went to as kids, you

00:39:21.809 --> 00:39:24.289
know? I was going to ask you guys, so, yeah,

00:39:24.369 --> 00:39:27.670
talk about your football experiences in high

00:39:27.670 --> 00:39:30.429
school. In high school. I didn't play football

00:39:30.429 --> 00:39:34.210
in high school. No, just the school. Oh, we...

00:39:34.210 --> 00:39:37.909
You were in Ohio. I was in Ohio. Come September,

00:39:38.190 --> 00:39:41.489
it was cool up there. It's not like down here.

00:39:41.710 --> 00:39:44.110
Right. Now, you could still have some heat come

00:39:44.110 --> 00:39:46.530
through, but in September, fall would hit, right?

00:39:46.670 --> 00:39:48.849
Yeah. Drastic weather changes and shit like that.

00:39:49.269 --> 00:39:52.429
I was in the band. I was a band dork. I played

00:39:52.429 --> 00:39:54.070
the percussion, and we've already talked about

00:39:54.070 --> 00:39:56.469
that. What did you play? Was it the triangle?

00:39:56.710 --> 00:39:57.969
I played, yes. Wasn't that part of the percussion?

00:39:58.329 --> 00:40:01.429
The maraca? Was it the maraca? I played the marching

00:40:01.429 --> 00:40:05.349
timpani. No, the maracas are... Marching timpani.

00:40:05.349 --> 00:40:13.309
Yeah, I picked three big kettle drums. You were

00:40:13.309 --> 00:40:17.010
a very strong mofo. Oh, dude. He was very impressive.

00:40:17.349 --> 00:40:20.489
Anytime they would play the meaning of the Lion

00:40:20.489 --> 00:40:26.489
King. Yeah, but marching timpanis. I'm trying

00:40:26.489 --> 00:40:29.869
to imagine the weight you were carrying around.

00:40:30.010 --> 00:40:33.989
Very impressive. Yeah. All right. Anyway. What

00:40:33.989 --> 00:40:37.409
about football there? Football, it was big, right?

00:40:37.429 --> 00:40:39.909
Ohio football is actually big. Huge. Not quite

00:40:39.909 --> 00:40:42.409
as big as Texas. but it's actually a really big

00:40:42.409 --> 00:40:46.090
thing up there in Ohio as well. And we had some

00:40:46.090 --> 00:40:50.130
mediocre teams. Yeah, but what pep rallies? Yeah,

00:40:50.170 --> 00:40:51.570
we had the standard pep rallies because I was

00:40:51.570 --> 00:40:53.710
a band, so we'd play, right? So the pep band

00:40:53.710 --> 00:40:56.150
and all that bullshit. So in the auditorium,

00:40:56.170 --> 00:40:57.750
you had your pep rallies where the school would

00:40:57.750 --> 00:40:59.829
all show up? I mean, were you excited doing it?

00:41:00.190 --> 00:41:01.980
No, because I had to play. Yeah, you were like,

00:41:02.019 --> 00:41:08.400
were you up there? Yes, that's exactly how it

00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:11.880
was. I took up like eight yards. I was picturing

00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:15.960
him with a little ding, ding. Or maybe the cymbals.

00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:20.400
The marching timpani. So were you up there with

00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:22.000
like three or four guys and you had your own

00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:25.679
thing going on? No, we had the, well. You didn't

00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:27.900
get into it though? Well, yeah, we had fun. Apparently

00:41:27.900 --> 00:41:31.119
not. We had fun, but you know, it's, you know.

00:41:31.769 --> 00:41:34.110
I remember it didn't stand out too much. Did

00:41:34.110 --> 00:41:36.550
they do homecoming and did they do mums? Of course

00:41:36.550 --> 00:41:39.309
we did. No. Mums was not a thing. It's a Texas

00:41:39.309 --> 00:41:42.630
thing. Is that what it is? Yes. I still don't

00:41:42.630 --> 00:41:45.070
understand mums. It's ridiculous. It is the stupidest

00:41:45.070 --> 00:41:47.949
thing. They're like $200 wear it for five minute

00:41:47.949 --> 00:41:50.909
moments. It's stupid. I think it's stupid. It

00:41:50.909 --> 00:41:57.070
totally is stupid. And I think the whole This

00:41:57.070 --> 00:41:59.750
wasn't a thing either where you ask. Look at

00:41:59.750 --> 00:42:01.409
those moms. That's ridiculous. Look at that.

00:42:01.449 --> 00:42:04.190
It's unbelievable. I also think it's ridiculous

00:42:04.190 --> 00:42:08.650
where when you ask someone to homecoming, you

00:42:08.650 --> 00:42:12.650
have to come up with this elaborate presentation.

00:42:13.170 --> 00:42:16.980
Yes. The reveal. Whatever. I'm like, just ask

00:42:16.980 --> 00:42:20.079
the girl. Yeah. No. It has to be. Why? Everything

00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:23.820
nowadays. Gender reveal. Homecoming reveal. Engagement

00:42:23.820 --> 00:42:27.079
reveal. Everything has to be a social media.

00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:29.480
Sexual orientation reveal. Yep. Yes. Everything

00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:33.320
has to be a social media event. Yeah. That's

00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:35.619
stupid. Take all that shit out. Me too. You know

00:42:35.619 --> 00:42:37.760
what I'd like? I'd like for them to get dump

00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:40.980
TikTok. Fuck it. It's about to be an American

00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:43.139
company. Yeah. Well, they got to get rid of all

00:42:43.139 --> 00:42:45.690
the spyware, but outside of that, you know. Well,

00:42:45.690 --> 00:42:47.610
what about you, Sean? So your high school days

00:42:47.610 --> 00:42:52.489
were where? So Germany and New Jersey and El

00:42:52.489 --> 00:42:58.409
Paso. So, you know, go Monheim Bisons. You know,

00:42:58.429 --> 00:43:00.869
I was in the marching band and I was like, little

00:43:00.869 --> 00:43:04.590
trombone action. Yeah. American football. Was

00:43:04.590 --> 00:43:08.190
it rusty? Yeah. American football in Germany.

00:43:08.449 --> 00:43:11.889
Oh, yeah. And you played other bases? Like who

00:43:11.889 --> 00:43:14.789
played who? You know what? I don't really recall.

00:43:15.690 --> 00:43:18.110
I remember I was out on the field, and I was

00:43:18.110 --> 00:43:21.809
in the marching band. I'm amazed that they had

00:43:21.809 --> 00:43:24.730
American football for your high school in Germany.

00:43:24.849 --> 00:43:26.269
It was just a scrimmage with each other every

00:43:26.269 --> 00:43:32.030
week. Intra -squad. Well, they had other bases.

00:43:32.349 --> 00:43:34.469
Maybe it was guys from other bases. I don't know.

00:43:34.590 --> 00:43:36.210
I never really thought about it. Maybe the German

00:43:36.210 --> 00:43:38.769
schools had American football. No, they had soccer.

00:43:39.610 --> 00:43:41.449
I would be shocked, but okay. Yeah, I don't know.

00:43:41.650 --> 00:43:43.489
And who knows? Maybe it wasn't even fucking football.

00:43:43.690 --> 00:43:46.449
Maybe it was soccer. You were too stoned to know.

00:43:46.590 --> 00:43:49.349
No, it wasn't back then I was doing that. Are

00:43:49.349 --> 00:43:51.150
you saying it was lacrosse? It could be volleyball.

00:43:51.530 --> 00:43:56.050
It was cricket. I didn't do a whole lot of participating

00:43:56.050 --> 00:44:01.570
in, God bless it, in New Jersey. Actually, that's

00:44:01.570 --> 00:44:04.349
not true. I did. In junior high in New Jersey,

00:44:04.489 --> 00:44:07.869
I did the marching band. And I was talking about,

00:44:07.989 --> 00:44:10.010
I think I brought this up, my biology or chemistry

00:44:10.010 --> 00:44:15.489
teacher in junior high was the marching band

00:44:15.489 --> 00:44:20.329
in high school, the instructor. And I don't know,

00:44:20.329 --> 00:44:21.449
I was going through some hard times, whatever

00:44:21.449 --> 00:44:23.230
it was, it doesn't really matter. I told him

00:44:23.230 --> 00:44:25.369
to go fuck himself. No, I didn't say go fuck

00:44:25.369 --> 00:44:27.429
yourself. What I said was, fuck you. Because

00:44:27.429 --> 00:44:30.110
he was kind of... beat me up and I was just like

00:44:30.110 --> 00:44:33.050
fuck you and he was like get out Murph you know

00:44:33.050 --> 00:44:36.070
I was like okay well I got out and then uh Whatever.

00:44:36.170 --> 00:44:37.829
We never really talked about it again. But when

00:44:37.829 --> 00:44:40.250
I started the next year, and I was doing a marching

00:44:40.250 --> 00:44:41.590
band, and he was the instructor, I was like,

00:44:41.650 --> 00:44:44.250
great. And he was like, I want to point out this

00:44:44.250 --> 00:44:46.369
guy right here, Sean. You know what? He told

00:44:46.369 --> 00:44:50.110
me to go fuck myself in front of the whole class.

00:44:50.170 --> 00:44:53.369
And everyone was like, ooh. But it kind of broke

00:44:53.369 --> 00:44:55.329
the ice a little bit. It kind of let me know,

00:44:55.449 --> 00:44:58.929
hey, man, he doesn't think. It was kind of cool.

00:44:59.010 --> 00:45:00.809
It was a cool moment. But at the same time, it

00:45:00.809 --> 00:45:02.369
was one of those moments. It was a learning moment.

00:45:02.469 --> 00:45:03.949
I was kind of like, all right, well, you know

00:45:03.949 --> 00:45:05.619
what? Maybe I shouldn't do that. You're like,

00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:08.639
I'm going to do it again. As a matter of fact,

00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:10.019
I'm going to tell every teacher to fuck himself.

00:45:10.019 --> 00:45:12.360
There are a lot of good teachers out there, regardless

00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:15.500
whether you're a dipshit or not with the whole

00:45:15.500 --> 00:45:20.380
politics stuff. Teachers are selfless, man. What

00:45:20.380 --> 00:45:23.559
they deal with, selfless. But what football in

00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:26.400
New Jersey? I don't remember the football again,

00:45:26.599 --> 00:45:31.820
but I remember in high school in El Paso, I went

00:45:31.820 --> 00:45:35.210
to Austin High School in El Paso, Texas. in Austin

00:45:35.210 --> 00:45:37.510
High School. But what about the football? I wasn't

00:45:37.510 --> 00:45:38.969
in the marching band there either. I was just

00:45:38.969 --> 00:45:41.849
more like part of the... So it wasn't a big deal.

00:45:42.130 --> 00:45:44.090
Yeah, I mean, we had all the games and we had

00:45:44.090 --> 00:45:46.110
fun, but I don't really remember it. No, I wasn't

00:45:46.110 --> 00:45:47.869
stoned either back then, but it was just like...

00:45:47.869 --> 00:45:50.849
I didn't start that to my 20s, really. But it

00:45:50.849 --> 00:45:52.289
was like more... And you were still in high school,

00:45:52.329 --> 00:45:55.550
though. Yeah. Oh. But it was like... I remember

00:45:55.550 --> 00:45:58.650
for the homecoming, they have the drawing of

00:45:58.650 --> 00:46:01.920
the... The king, the queen. It was a rose. Yeah,

00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:03.360
I remember. If you open it up, it's a rose, a

00:46:03.360 --> 00:46:07.000
red rose. It's queen and queen. It is these days.

00:46:07.219 --> 00:46:09.300
Not then, but back then, I remember I won one

00:46:09.300 --> 00:46:11.639
of them. I don't recall what it was. What? It

00:46:11.639 --> 00:46:14.670
was king and then whatever. Jester? Three tears.

00:46:14.929 --> 00:46:18.170
No, I wasn't a jester. You know, but it was weird.

00:46:18.349 --> 00:46:20.429
Oh, that's right, man. I was dating this girl.

00:46:20.469 --> 00:46:23.110
Her name was Gwendolyn Hall. Shout out to Gwendolyn.

00:46:23.170 --> 00:46:24.690
We're the Wendy Hall, wherever the fuck you are

00:46:24.690 --> 00:46:26.769
nowadays. But she was a blonde -haired, blue

00:46:26.769 --> 00:46:28.929
-eyed, pretty chick. She was kind of tubby back

00:46:28.929 --> 00:46:30.690
then. I mean, I didn't really look at her. I

00:46:30.690 --> 00:46:33.670
imagine now she's kind of a blunt, but she broke

00:46:33.670 --> 00:46:38.130
up with me hardcore right before the homecoming,

00:46:38.170 --> 00:46:42.670
right? And what happened is that we both won.

00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:46.059
And we both went up there and we had to stand

00:46:46.059 --> 00:46:48.659
next to each other. And I remember how uncomfortable

00:46:48.659 --> 00:46:52.539
it was. And you were like, hey, that's poor timing.

00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:55.579
And B, how early in the year was homecoming that

00:46:55.579 --> 00:46:58.079
you're just already broken up for the rest of

00:46:58.079 --> 00:46:59.659
the year? That's high school. It happens all

00:46:59.659 --> 00:47:02.099
the time. I don't know. That was a long time

00:47:02.099 --> 00:47:04.480
ago. And it wasn't really that invested. Actually,

00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.440
I was really upset at the time. I was really

00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:09.059
devastated, actually, because I didn't really

00:47:09.059 --> 00:47:10.900
have a whole lot of girlfriends back then. Were

00:47:10.900 --> 00:47:13.519
you wearing your Speedo? Actually, I did have

00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:15.559
a Speedo back then. Interesting. You were a swimmer,

00:47:15.579 --> 00:47:17.380
right? Yeah. And you were standing up there.

00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:19.059
You're like, you know, congratulations, bitch.

00:47:19.260 --> 00:47:21.619
Fuck you, dick. I didn't care, dude. Just back

00:47:21.619 --> 00:47:24.880
and forth. It wasn't like that at all. In fact,

00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:27.599
you know. Did you smack her? No. On the butt?

00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:31.659
What the heck? Dude, look, man. Back then, it

00:47:31.659 --> 00:47:33.880
was weird. It was a weird culture for me because

00:47:33.880 --> 00:47:35.559
I was, look, this is going to sound kind of crazy,

00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:36.559
but I'm going to say it. I don't care. Fuck.

00:47:36.820 --> 00:47:40.349
I was white. You still are. I was white, and

00:47:40.349 --> 00:47:42.730
I was living in El Paso with a bunch of Hispanic

00:47:42.730 --> 00:47:45.329
folks out there. And for some reason, I don't

00:47:45.329 --> 00:47:46.869
know if it was because I was white. I don't know

00:47:46.869 --> 00:47:49.429
what the deal was, but the Hispanic women loved

00:47:49.429 --> 00:47:51.269
me. Maybe it was because I was in super good

00:47:51.269 --> 00:47:53.889
shape because I was a swimmer. It's just because

00:47:53.889 --> 00:47:55.969
you look different. Well, I absolutely looked

00:47:55.969 --> 00:47:57.889
different back then. Of course. I mean, I was

00:47:57.889 --> 00:47:59.449
good looking back then. No, I just mean you were

00:47:59.449 --> 00:48:04.510
white. But my point is that I was in a bubble.

00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:08.500
Because I was really lucky back then. I just

00:48:08.500 --> 00:48:12.019
had a whole series of girls that I just... One

00:48:12.019 --> 00:48:14.260
after another. So you say you were white. So

00:48:14.260 --> 00:48:16.920
what do you identify as now? No, no. I didn't

00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:19.780
say I was white. I just said I was... I was white.

00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:23.099
Past tense. I was white. Yeah. Well, I misspoke.

00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:25.539
So you're still white. Yeah, I'm still white.

00:48:25.619 --> 00:48:28.320
Okay. Well, that's... As you said, you even said,

00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:31.800
this is going to sound weird. I was white. No.

00:48:32.619 --> 00:48:35.110
Well, I mean... I'm just saying that's why I

00:48:35.110 --> 00:48:36.929
think that a lot of these girls liked me back

00:48:36.929 --> 00:48:39.070
then. I don't know. I know what you mean. I know

00:48:39.070 --> 00:48:41.769
what you mean. You know, whatever. It's not right.

00:48:41.829 --> 00:48:43.969
I don't give a shit. You know, I am racist about

00:48:43.969 --> 00:48:46.010
certain things. But, you know, back then, it

00:48:46.010 --> 00:48:48.570
was just all about fun. And, yeah, that girl

00:48:48.570 --> 00:48:51.690
broke my heart. But, you know, after that, just

00:48:51.690 --> 00:48:54.269
the cards started happening. Oh, yeah. You became

00:48:54.269 --> 00:48:57.530
Cruz. Sean Cruz. There was a whole lineup. I

00:48:57.530 --> 00:49:00.250
mean, I lived life, and then I moved up to Dallas,

00:49:00.289 --> 00:49:04.829
and I was humbled. Because it's a completely

00:49:04.829 --> 00:49:06.389
different culture. Because you weren't big man

00:49:06.389 --> 00:49:09.429
on campus anymore? Hell no. I mean, I still,

00:49:09.489 --> 00:49:12.010
but here's the thing. I still thought I was big

00:49:12.010 --> 00:49:15.409
man on campus. Yeah. That's how I scored my wife.

00:49:15.510 --> 00:49:17.530
It wasn't because of my looks. It was because

00:49:17.530 --> 00:49:19.929
of my attitude. Oh, you're confident. Yeah. I

00:49:19.929 --> 00:49:22.070
was still confident, but she was kind of like,

00:49:22.090 --> 00:49:24.090
why are you so confident? You've got nothing

00:49:24.090 --> 00:49:28.869
here. She's still like that. She is. And you're

00:49:28.869 --> 00:49:33.849
like, I was white, bitch. Crazy. But you know

00:49:33.849 --> 00:49:36.050
what? There's a lot of good memories. I remember

00:49:36.050 --> 00:49:41.130
the very first year that we went to signing up

00:49:41.130 --> 00:49:42.869
for my freshman class in Austin High School,

00:49:42.929 --> 00:49:45.750
and you go through the tribulations of picking

00:49:45.750 --> 00:49:47.710
your classes, and you wait in this long line,

00:49:47.809 --> 00:49:52.000
and there's people selling these little... tickets.

00:49:52.179 --> 00:49:54.639
These red tickets. What do they call them? Raffle

00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:58.079
tickets. Get a buck. What is the buck for? Well,

00:49:58.099 --> 00:49:59.699
during your class, you give this to your teacher

00:49:59.699 --> 00:50:02.639
and you can go up to the tower where they have

00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:04.860
the bell. And then you can stay up there for

00:50:04.860 --> 00:50:06.159
the rest of the class and then you come back

00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:08.199
down and you're done. What the hell? I was like,

00:50:08.280 --> 00:50:11.440
I'll buy two. And so I'm giving this guy money.

00:50:11.619 --> 00:50:15.579
And it was a total sham. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And

00:50:15.579 --> 00:50:18.139
they were going down the line and selling it

00:50:18.139 --> 00:50:20.300
to all the dumb white kids, you know? You are

00:50:20.300 --> 00:50:22.380
so. Did you go up to the teacher and she's like.

00:50:22.750 --> 00:50:24.929
Yeah, it's a scam. It didn't get that far, but

00:50:24.929 --> 00:50:26.710
by the time the guy had walked off around the

00:50:26.710 --> 00:50:28.349
corner, some of the guys, you know, that's not

00:50:28.349 --> 00:50:30.210
right. That's not real, right? I was just like,

00:50:30.329 --> 00:50:31.550
what? What do you mean? It's like, you really

00:50:31.550 --> 00:50:32.989
think you're going to get out of class and go

00:50:32.989 --> 00:50:35.010
up to the bell? They don't let anybody up there.

00:50:36.530 --> 00:50:39.130
Because then they had a big tower up there. It's

00:50:39.130 --> 00:50:42.110
so stupid. It's a faculty fundraiser. Yeah. Really?

00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:43.630
It's probably what it was. It's probably a beer

00:50:43.630 --> 00:50:47.469
fund. Oh, my God. Beer fund me. Well, Paul, you

00:50:47.469 --> 00:50:50.849
asked everybody, did you play football? I did

00:50:50.849 --> 00:50:53.239
not play football. So I'm the only one. You want

00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:56.219
to hear the sad story about this one? So I started,

00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:58.119
I went to Houston when I was a freshman, and

00:50:58.119 --> 00:51:00.500
I wanted to try out for the football team. I

00:51:00.500 --> 00:51:01.780
thought I could have been a pretty good receiver.

00:51:01.900 --> 00:51:06.480
Whatever. Still are. My mom goes, oh, but Paul,

00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:09.880
you won't be able to hear the plays. Damn. And

00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:12.599
I was like, oh, I guess you're right, Mom. And

00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:15.780
I never even tried out. And how many receivers

00:51:15.780 --> 00:51:18.579
even hear the plays? You watch the ball, right?

00:51:18.699 --> 00:51:21.039
Right. What if he calls an audible? How fucking

00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:23.280
stupid, right? And you're doing your. That he

00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:26.000
does a sign. Right. Yeah. They would have. So

00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:27.679
he gets their look out. But the problem is I

00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:30.000
don't know sign language. Do sign language. Yeah.

00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.980
Oh. So yeah, there's the problem. So I ended

00:51:32.980 --> 00:51:34.420
up playing the timpanis for the marching band.

00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:37.599
I think for what it's worth, I think you would

00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:40.019
have been an incredible tight end. Thank you.

00:51:41.500 --> 00:51:44.480
I'm very uncomfortable right now. No, really,

00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:46.360
that's a sad story. Would you rather be a whiteout?

00:51:46.780 --> 00:51:50.139
It's amazing the power, just the simple, in -the

00:51:50.139 --> 00:51:54.780
-moment power that can crush, not a dream. Then

00:51:54.780 --> 00:51:57.780
you say, Mom, you ruined my life. I should, but

00:51:57.780 --> 00:52:00.920
it's too late now. But isn't that crazy? A simple

00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:03.400
word of encouragement or a simple word of discouragement

00:52:03.400 --> 00:52:06.000
can have such a huge impact. Yeah, it should

00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:07.719
have been. I'm not going to second -guess or

00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:09.659
anything like that, but it's like, go for it,

00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:11.179
and if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.

00:52:11.500 --> 00:52:12.980
Every parent who's listening right now, if you

00:52:12.980 --> 00:52:15.460
have young kids, encourage them, man. It doesn't

00:52:15.460 --> 00:52:17.159
matter. Yeah, but what happened, I mean, look,

00:52:17.260 --> 00:52:19.619
the path you took is the path you took. But what

00:52:19.619 --> 00:52:24.420
happens if you were to try out for the team and

00:52:24.420 --> 00:52:28.179
you make it and then you suck so bad that you

00:52:28.179 --> 00:52:29.920
sit the bench all the time. And I'm crushed.

00:52:30.179 --> 00:52:32.780
You're crushed. And frankly, it'll stunt your

00:52:32.780 --> 00:52:36.449
growth, your emotional growth. I mean, I hear

00:52:36.449 --> 00:52:39.550
what you're saying. It can hinder your pride,

00:52:39.750 --> 00:52:42.809
and it may inhibit you from being successful

00:52:42.809 --> 00:52:44.269
in the future. Yeah, but let's think about life

00:52:44.269 --> 00:52:47.610
lessons. You are supposed to try, try, try. You're

00:52:47.610 --> 00:52:50.730
going to fail. You get up and try again. Life

00:52:50.730 --> 00:52:53.369
is about failing and conquering your fears and

00:52:53.369 --> 00:52:56.289
trying again until you make it. It's like getting

00:52:56.289 --> 00:53:01.519
a relationship at a church. What? I'm sorry.

00:53:01.599 --> 00:53:03.119
I was trying to fit that in there, but it didn't

00:53:03.119 --> 00:53:05.980
work. No, that doesn't really fit in there. Anyway,

00:53:05.980 --> 00:53:09.460
to finish my story, so football was huge at our

00:53:09.460 --> 00:53:12.860
school. We actually, as a freshman, this was

00:53:12.860 --> 00:53:15.559
new to me. We had Cy Fair. Yes, and I had been

00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:18.519
overseas my whole life. I had no idea. I knew

00:53:18.519 --> 00:53:20.500
about the Denver Broncos and the NFL, but we

00:53:20.500 --> 00:53:22.460
never watched football. I mean, we were only

00:53:22.460 --> 00:53:24.840
in the States during the summer, so I never watched

00:53:24.840 --> 00:53:27.079
a football game before. I think we had a Super

00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:30.079
Bowl cassette tape from like one of the years,

00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:32.139
right? So that was the closest we got to football.

00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:34.760
Anyway, we get there and we went to State. Yeah.

00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:37.900
And it was super cool. And guess who we played

00:53:37.900 --> 00:53:41.480
on our way to State was Odessa Permian. Oh, those

00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:43.699
guys are like badass. Here's our little school.

00:53:44.250 --> 00:53:47.190
And we traveled to Longview, maybe. Where is

00:53:47.190 --> 00:53:49.789
Odessa getting all these players? Right. So our

00:53:49.789 --> 00:53:51.929
band came in. And you know how they bring in

00:53:51.929 --> 00:53:54.389
the bands and they walk around. And then our

00:53:54.389 --> 00:53:57.030
band came in and set up. And then Odessa's band

00:53:57.030 --> 00:53:59.809
started coming in. The band. And they came in

00:53:59.809 --> 00:54:02.650
and they rapped all the way around. Because there

00:54:02.650 --> 00:54:05.590
were just so freaking many of them. Odessa. That's

00:54:05.590 --> 00:54:07.269
like in the middle of nowhere, man. Dude. It's

00:54:07.269 --> 00:54:09.050
crazy. It is nothing but football. It's like

00:54:09.050 --> 00:54:11.429
they have nothing to do out there. Correct. Have

00:54:11.429 --> 00:54:12.949
you seen Friday Night Lights? Friday Night Lights.

00:54:12.969 --> 00:54:15.539
Yeah. Brilliant show, by the way. And movie.

00:54:15.539 --> 00:54:17.500
If you haven't seen it, and movie. If you haven't

00:54:17.500 --> 00:54:19.139
seen it, you've got to watch that show. Anyway,

00:54:19.260 --> 00:54:21.639
that's all they had, and they were damn good.

00:54:21.940 --> 00:54:26.019
Yep. They crushed us. But anyway, it was awesome.

00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:27.500
It was a new experience for me. I was like, these

00:54:27.500 --> 00:54:30.119
pep rallies were cool. The games were cool. We

00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:33.480
traveled to the games as a family. Yeah, we did

00:54:33.480 --> 00:54:34.960
do that. I mean, it was really neat. Yeah, we

00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:36.820
did do that. I loved it. Football, like I said,

00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.079
Ohio, football's big, but it's not like it is

00:54:39.079 --> 00:54:43.820
down here in Texas. You know. My parents wouldn't.

00:54:43.820 --> 00:54:47.440
They went to all the home games. Yeah. They necessarily

00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:49.719
wouldn't go to the away games. Yeah. We did.

00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:52.900
It was fun. Yeah. And I didn't, like I said,

00:54:52.940 --> 00:54:55.639
I didn't try out for football. I tried out for

00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:59.199
basketball. I tried out for basketball. And basketball

00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:02.440
tryouts, if you didn't make it, it was too late.

00:55:02.500 --> 00:55:04.500
This was what sucked. I wanted to be in marching

00:55:04.500 --> 00:55:06.340
band. If I didn't make basketball, I wanted to

00:55:06.340 --> 00:55:08.460
be in marching band. I didn't make basketball.

00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:11.429
And it was too late to be in marching band. Because

00:55:11.429 --> 00:55:12.989
I had tried out for basketball. So you're just

00:55:12.989 --> 00:55:16.170
like, I'm stuck. No. So I was in the band, but

00:55:16.170 --> 00:55:19.090
not in the marching band. So you're like on the

00:55:19.090 --> 00:55:22.190
sideline? No. I just, I wasn't, I didn't get

00:55:22.190 --> 00:55:23.590
to go to games. It's kind of like orchestra.

00:55:23.929 --> 00:55:27.050
Yes. And I would go to performances. I played

00:55:27.050 --> 00:55:29.690
timpanis. I know that's funny, but I mean, like

00:55:29.690 --> 00:55:31.730
I'm joking, but I did. I played the timpanis.

00:55:32.250 --> 00:55:34.969
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And you go,

00:55:34.969 --> 00:55:38.159
boom. Your mom said. Boom. You're not going to

00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:39.539
be able to hear the plays, but you're going to

00:55:39.539 --> 00:55:45.619
play music. Yeah. Right? Oh, awful. I would be

00:55:45.619 --> 00:55:48.420
Justin Jefferson right now. You could be. Chuck,

00:55:48.539 --> 00:55:50.679
give us the two -minute spiel on your football

00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:52.840
program. Two -minute spiel? Okay, so I was in

00:55:52.840 --> 00:55:55.460
band, and then between sophomore and junior year,

00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:57.519
somebody said, you're big enough, you should

00:55:57.519 --> 00:56:00.219
play football. And I'm like, yeah, I kind of

00:56:00.219 --> 00:56:03.320
am. Thank you. I'm going to go tear some people

00:56:03.320 --> 00:56:05.739
up. Yeah, I tried out, and I'm like, I had not

00:56:05.739 --> 00:56:09.599
a clue. Not a clue how to play this game. In

00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:12.599
high school, you tried out? Yeah. You didn't

00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.199
play middle school ball? No. Or peewee ball?

00:56:15.340 --> 00:56:18.300
Nope. Oh, God. Nope. Junior year, high school,

00:56:18.340 --> 00:56:21.239
show up. Who's this guy? Oh, that's just Charlie

00:56:21.239 --> 00:56:24.039
over there. Did you do good? Well, I mean, being

00:56:24.039 --> 00:56:27.539
a junior on the JV team, you're kind of one of

00:56:27.539 --> 00:56:28.780
the biggest kids. So, yeah, they're going to

00:56:28.780 --> 00:56:34.670
put you in the game. Right? What position? tackle

00:56:34.670 --> 00:56:38.429
missionary tackle on both sides okay yeah so

00:56:38.429 --> 00:56:41.130
just a big old lineman big old dope i'd learn

00:56:41.130 --> 00:56:44.309
it i'd learn it like on the fly and i was still

00:56:44.309 --> 00:56:48.239
in band at the time So you had to put your tuba

00:56:48.239 --> 00:56:51.099
on and tear off your pads and run out there?

00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:54.219
Put your tuba on. The good news was JV. I was

00:56:54.219 --> 00:56:57.000
going to quit, but my band director goes, are

00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:00.099
you on JV? I go, yeah. Well, you can do JV football

00:57:00.099 --> 00:57:02.380
on Thursday and March on Friday. We still got

00:57:02.380 --> 00:57:05.219
a spot for you. And so I did both. Nice. Oh,

00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:07.800
my God. You were busy. I was busy. So did you

00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:11.599
get in the marching band with your football outfit

00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:12.960
on? No, I'm saying they play different days,

00:57:12.980 --> 00:57:15.869
so I didn't have to worry about that shit. Were

00:57:15.869 --> 00:57:18.469
you getting all the chicks? Oh, God, yeah. Really?

00:57:19.050 --> 00:57:22.849
The band chicks and the football chicks. To start,

00:57:22.969 --> 00:57:27.889
yeah. So I did that, and then I played varsity

00:57:27.889 --> 00:57:30.489
as a senior, and I didn't play much second string,

00:57:30.590 --> 00:57:32.710
but in the last game, that was kind of fun. It

00:57:32.710 --> 00:57:35.789
was a cold game. It was snowing. Oh, dude. They're

00:57:35.789 --> 00:57:38.710
like, we're not making the playoffs, so throw

00:57:38.710 --> 00:57:40.989
Lamping in there. You go out there for, talk

00:57:40.989 --> 00:57:43.809
about cold football games. Good Lord. So they

00:57:43.809 --> 00:57:44.809
threw you in there, and what happened? They threw

00:57:44.809 --> 00:57:46.909
me in there, and I tore it up. And they're watching

00:57:46.909 --> 00:57:49.050
the film on Monday, and they're like, Lamping,

00:57:49.110 --> 00:57:51.460
where'd this come from? I'm like, I finally figured

00:57:51.460 --> 00:57:52.719
out the game. I don't know. You're like, I could

00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:55.460
have been on varsity all along. No, we had a

00:57:55.460 --> 00:57:59.280
pretty good team. I think we were one tie away

00:57:59.280 --> 00:58:01.440
from making the playoffs, right? So we were 7

00:58:01.440 --> 00:58:04.980
-2 -1, and the other teams were like 8 -2, and

00:58:04.980 --> 00:58:06.519
so we didn't qualify for the playoffs, so we

00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:10.079
got to stay home. But we were pretty good. I

00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:14.699
think I was on coverage. I was on the extra point

00:58:14.699 --> 00:58:17.679
team and that sort of stuff. But, man, and they'd

00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:21.000
always pair me up. With this guy, JR, he's a

00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:24.800
big black guy. And you have this barrel carry

00:58:24.800 --> 00:58:27.039
that you have to carry him over your shoulder.

00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:29.139
And nobody else could carry him. And I'm like,

00:58:29.260 --> 00:58:31.139
why do I have to carry you, man? Because you're

00:58:31.139 --> 00:58:32.739
the only one that could. I'm the only one that

00:58:32.739 --> 00:58:34.480
could, apparently, yeah. He's like, don't worry

00:58:34.480 --> 00:58:36.360
about it. I'll help. I'm like, I don't know how

00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:38.880
you're going to help, but OK. Nice. Anyway. So

00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:42.420
you went to homecoming. I did not go to homecoming.

00:58:42.500 --> 00:58:46.300
You did not. I'd go to homecoming. They would

00:58:46.300 --> 00:58:48.139
have a dance afterwards. Oh, you went? And stuff

00:58:48.139 --> 00:58:50.730
like that. Oh, yeah. Did you take a date? A couple

00:58:50.730 --> 00:58:53.650
times. Really? What was his name? It was Bruce.

00:58:54.789 --> 00:58:57.590
Hey, Bruce. But, you know, typically it was just

00:58:57.590 --> 00:59:00.969
you go with your buddies, and the guys would

00:59:00.969 --> 00:59:03.429
stand in a group, the girls would be a stand

00:59:03.429 --> 00:59:05.650
-in group, and then they'd play Lionel Richie,

00:59:05.650 --> 00:59:07.750
Endless Love. Is that the first dance you remember?

00:59:07.989 --> 00:59:15.440
My love, there's only you. In my life. And then

00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:18.780
you go, endless love. Endless love. Dude, I remember

00:59:18.780 --> 00:59:20.179
the first dance. Did you go find a girl at the

00:59:20.179 --> 00:59:22.440
desk at a dance? And you hope she says yes. That

00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:26.920
was way later. That was in 85, 6, 7, right? Hello?

00:59:27.300 --> 00:59:29.860
Yeah. I'm just throwing out something. So the

00:59:29.860 --> 00:59:34.619
first dance I ever went to was in Germany. And

00:59:34.619 --> 00:59:39.019
the chick's name was Nadie Perez. And I have

00:59:39.019 --> 00:59:41.280
no idea. It was like, do you want to go to the

00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:44.400
dance? It happened that day. Brady Perez? N -A

00:59:44.400 --> 00:59:46.699
-D -Y. Navy. You want to go? Yeah, I'd love to,

00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:49.019
Sean. Yeah, well, I mean, I went there, and you

00:59:49.019 --> 00:59:50.719
know what? The thing is, just like Jeff said,

00:59:50.900 --> 00:59:52.940
you go with a bunch of buddies, and you know,

00:59:52.960 --> 00:59:55.159
who'd you come with? The Navy? Oh, really? Wow,

00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:57.539
that's awesome. And so, you know what? Where

00:59:57.539 --> 00:59:59.000
is she? Oh, she's way over there. Oh, she's way

00:59:59.000 --> 01:00:00.500
over there, and we're running around like a bunch

01:00:00.500 --> 01:00:02.559
of fools doing our little thing, and then finally

01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:05.039
the song comes on. We're so immature. Journey,

01:00:05.099 --> 01:00:10.780
Open Arms. Oh, yeah. All right. So how old were

01:00:10.780 --> 01:00:15.300
you? What grade were you in? 12, 13. So this

01:00:15.300 --> 01:00:19.239
was, yeah, 5th grade? Maybe 6th, 7th grade. Middle

01:00:19.239 --> 01:00:21.739
school. Middle school dances were great. Oh,

01:00:21.739 --> 01:00:25.500
yeah. But I remember. Oh, yeah, man. Because

01:00:25.500 --> 01:00:27.599
you were full boning it at that age. Yeah, but

01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:30.699
your arms were fully extended. Because if you

01:00:30.699 --> 01:00:34.099
put... What were you? I'm just now catching that.

01:00:34.219 --> 01:00:37.980
You were full boning it? Yeah, at that age. Yes,

01:00:37.980 --> 01:00:40.260
you just like brush up against the girl. Is that

01:00:40.260 --> 01:00:42.719
why they wanted two feet? Yes, you have to stand

01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:45.099
back because the tent is pitched. And you're

01:00:45.099 --> 01:00:48.539
like, did she mean to brush it? Excuse me, Jeff,

01:00:48.679 --> 01:00:50.579
what is that? Did you spill your punch? What

01:00:50.579 --> 01:00:53.960
is that wet spot? But it was. Wasn't it hands

01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:56.460
on hips, fully extended? And you'd go in a circle.

01:00:57.559 --> 01:00:59.960
Right. They didn't really do that. I don't remember.

01:01:00.059 --> 01:01:01.599
Actually, I don't remember. That's what we did.

01:01:01.820 --> 01:01:04.179
It was a really long time ago, but I just remember

01:01:04.179 --> 01:01:06.179
it. It was the first one, and I actually looked

01:01:06.179 --> 01:01:08.119
up a Nadie Perez, but there's a gazillion of

01:01:08.119 --> 01:01:10.599
them. Just kind of like - You wanted to reminisce?

01:01:11.179 --> 01:01:14.699
When she brushed you? Dude, it was a one and

01:01:14.699 --> 01:01:20.619
done. I mean, I talked to her that day and that

01:01:20.619 --> 01:01:22.639
dance, and I don't think I spoke with her the

01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:24.900
rest of the time. Yeah. It was a one and done

01:01:24.900 --> 01:01:27.059
because I was way too young. Didn't understand

01:01:27.059 --> 01:01:30.139
it. What's amazing about that age is when you

01:01:30.139 --> 01:01:33.119
had a crush on a girl, those feelings were so

01:01:33.119 --> 01:01:35.820
raw. Oh, yeah. And they were so real. And I can

01:01:35.820 --> 01:01:38.280
remember those feelings even now. If they weren't

01:01:38.280 --> 01:01:40.639
reciprocated, you were crushed. Yes. And if they

01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:44.780
were, it was even more unbelievable. Right. And

01:01:44.780 --> 01:01:47.820
we were, what, 12? Oh, yeah. 13 years old. You're

01:01:47.820 --> 01:01:50.300
going steady. Shut up, Mom. Get out of my wackatorium.

01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:57.139
I don't remember ever saying that to my mom.

01:01:57.260 --> 01:01:59.579
Yeah, me neither. Yeah. Did you do it silently?

01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:05.800
First off, I didn't have a phone. Okay. Wow.

01:02:05.940 --> 01:02:08.219
Thank you, Sean, for leading me there. What a

01:02:08.219 --> 01:02:11.860
dick. Let's see. Anyway, yeah, those, I mean,

01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:14.619
your first crushes and your first girlfriend

01:02:14.619 --> 01:02:18.099
and your first kiss and those first dance, they

01:02:18.099 --> 01:02:20.360
were intense, man. They were. In middle school.

01:02:20.659 --> 01:02:23.059
It was crazy shit. I'm embarrassed to tell you

01:02:23.059 --> 01:02:25.710
about my first blowjob. Oh. We don't need to

01:02:25.710 --> 01:02:29.670
know. We don't. Yeah. It was who from. No, you

01:02:29.670 --> 01:02:32.789
mean who to. You mean who to? Who from. Oh, gross.

01:02:34.530 --> 01:02:36.809
I remember the first blood job I gave her. Was

01:02:36.809 --> 01:02:40.690
she Vietnamese? Who from? She was like 10 years

01:02:40.690 --> 01:02:43.150
older than me. Oh, come on. No, we don't need

01:02:43.150 --> 01:02:44.730
to hear this story. And your teacher? We do not

01:02:44.730 --> 01:02:48.860
need to hear this story. Anyway. Me and Mrs.

01:02:49.059 --> 01:02:52.360
Jones. Did we... Oh, no. We need to talk about

01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:57.599
this non -burbon. So this one is interesting.

01:02:57.719 --> 01:03:00.000
First of all, this is one of the newest categories

01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:03.039
in the whiskey world in the United States. And

01:03:03.039 --> 01:03:05.840
it's a single malt whiskey. It's not a scotch

01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:08.280
because it's not Maine Scotland. But this one

01:03:08.280 --> 01:03:10.619
doesn't have the smoked peat that you typically

01:03:10.619 --> 01:03:13.420
would find in scotches. This one just has...

01:03:13.900 --> 01:03:15.920
The normal way they make it, through the casks.

01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:17.500
I don't really know all the processes. And then

01:03:17.500 --> 01:03:21.480
they age it. I don't know if it has to be a new

01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:25.039
oak. It says new charred American oak barrel.

01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:27.800
At least four years. But it's malted barley.

01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:32.849
Right. So there's another company that... does

01:03:32.849 --> 01:03:36.769
a lot of the single malts. Balcones. The Balcones,

01:03:36.809 --> 01:03:40.849
right? And they've done a crazy job with theirs

01:03:40.849 --> 01:03:43.610
where theirs doesn't taste like this. You know,

01:03:43.650 --> 01:03:45.969
they've got a very unique, their stuff is very

01:03:45.969 --> 01:03:49.070
unique. Right. And it's not bad, but I don't

01:03:49.070 --> 01:03:51.230
necessarily want to say it's great either. You

01:03:51.230 --> 01:03:54.130
know, some of it's great. I think this is more,

01:03:54.230 --> 01:03:56.829
when you think of a single malt, I think of this.

01:03:57.269 --> 01:03:59.969
Correct. Now, there's another one I want to introduce

01:03:59.969 --> 01:04:02.150
that's been in my closet, kind of like the advent

01:04:02.150 --> 01:04:04.909
calendar. I'm going to bring over an advent calendar

01:04:04.909 --> 01:04:08.590
for like seven weeks. And it's called Baller.

01:04:08.590 --> 01:04:11.630
But this one, this one's Yellowstone. It's hand

01:04:11.630 --> 01:04:13.449
-picked collection. Jeff picked this up out.

01:04:13.550 --> 01:04:16.449
This is from the advent calendar from Kentucky.

01:04:16.730 --> 01:04:20.610
Yeah, we went to the distillery. I picked this

01:04:20.610 --> 01:04:22.610
one up. There's one other we already had, and

01:04:22.610 --> 01:04:24.730
then this one. And I believe it's distillery

01:04:24.730 --> 01:04:26.809
only. That's what I tried to snag when I was

01:04:26.809 --> 01:04:29.769
up there. The code is SM032. So if you're trying

01:04:29.769 --> 01:04:32.130
to find this out on the Internet, you just type

01:04:32.130 --> 01:04:36.510
in Yellowstone Single Malt SM032, and you probably

01:04:36.510 --> 01:04:39.590
won't find Jack's shit. But if you type in before

01:04:39.590 --> 01:04:42.570
that what are the tasting notes, it'll populate

01:04:42.570 --> 01:04:45.409
some links and stuff that you can find for it.

01:04:45.550 --> 01:04:50.150
This, in my opinion, in its own category, is

01:04:50.150 --> 01:04:52.789
a winner for me. I'm enjoying the hell out of

01:04:52.789 --> 01:04:55.070
this. Yeah, I really like this. I'm really enjoying

01:04:55.070 --> 01:04:57.090
single malts, period. I know. This is great.

01:04:57.230 --> 01:05:01.769
I know. So I will say, for what it is, it's very

01:05:01.769 --> 01:05:03.489
unique compared to what we've been drinking.

01:05:03.590 --> 01:05:08.110
If I put it up against some really full -flavored,

01:05:08.110 --> 01:05:11.389
rich bourbons, I'll still lean that way. Yeah.

01:05:12.030 --> 01:05:15.010
Like, this would not be more pleasant for me

01:05:15.010 --> 01:05:17.409
to drink than those, but it's not unpleasant

01:05:17.409 --> 01:05:19.099
at all. All right, so let me just start with

01:05:19.099 --> 01:05:23.719
that. It's different. And you know what? We can

01:05:23.719 --> 01:05:27.019
appreciate different. Oh, yeah. I think as—how

01:05:27.019 --> 01:05:28.599
long have we been doing this? Six years drinking

01:05:28.599 --> 01:05:31.079
these different bourbons? Our palate has definitely

01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:35.860
evolved quite a bit. And I think this is something—I

01:05:35.860 --> 01:05:38.900
think we should buy more of these. Our rare characters

01:05:38.900 --> 01:05:42.400
are single malts. Yeah. And we have this one,

01:05:42.500 --> 01:05:45.179
I think one or two others out there that we get.

01:05:45.260 --> 01:05:49.000
So what is a single malt? It's 100 % barley.

01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:52.179
It's one grain. Single malt malted barley. Yeah,

01:05:52.179 --> 01:05:54.320
it's one grain, right? Made from 100 % malted

01:05:54.320 --> 01:05:57.039
barley. According to this, it needs at least

01:05:57.039 --> 01:06:00.539
four years. What I mentioned earlier at the beginning

01:06:00.539 --> 01:06:03.400
of the podcast, I was picking up sugar cookie

01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:06.659
in this. Yeah, okay. Because there's some sweetness

01:06:06.659 --> 01:06:09.019
and just whatever that flavor of sugar cookie

01:06:09.019 --> 01:06:13.849
is. So it's like a cereal, kind of a Cheerios,

01:06:13.849 --> 01:06:16.289
like a nutter butter. What is the Cheerio nut?

01:06:16.969 --> 01:06:20.230
Honey Nut Cheerio. Honey Nut Cheerio. That's

01:06:20.230 --> 01:06:21.849
kind of what I'm thinking. I could get some of

01:06:21.849 --> 01:06:23.210
that. I can get that. I could totally get that.

01:06:23.769 --> 01:06:28.730
Yeah, it's fun to drink. I mean, it's got a lot

01:06:28.730 --> 01:06:31.969
of different type of sweet flavors, but it also

01:06:31.969 --> 01:06:33.690
has got a little bit of growl on the finish.

01:06:33.969 --> 01:06:37.170
Yeah. This is fantastic. For what it is, this

01:06:37.170 --> 01:06:39.750
is going to score very high for me. It's 110

01:06:39.750 --> 01:06:42.929
proof. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice too. Yeah. Does

01:06:42.929 --> 01:06:48.789
it drink real hot? No. Very honey. But it's not

01:06:48.789 --> 01:06:51.110
too soft to be too sweet. Does that make sense?

01:06:51.269 --> 01:06:55.070
Like if it were this sweet on the palate and

01:06:55.070 --> 01:06:57.210
on the nose and the palate and then it finished

01:06:57.210 --> 01:07:00.190
sweet, it would almost be like. Yeah, there's

01:07:00.190 --> 01:07:02.050
something going on in the finish that there's

01:07:02.050 --> 01:07:04.849
some spices or something. That keeps it. A little

01:07:04.849 --> 01:07:07.309
cinnamon on the tail end. That keeps it from

01:07:07.309 --> 01:07:11.590
being too like. Too light, because it's not that

01:07:11.590 --> 01:07:14.130
light in the finish. Yeah, there's not a lot

01:07:14.130 --> 01:07:17.449
of information out there on the interwebs about

01:07:17.449 --> 01:07:21.630
this. And, you know, it's talk, actually, what

01:07:21.630 --> 01:07:23.690
it's coming back with is a lot of things we just

01:07:23.690 --> 01:07:27.949
said, right? It says, one reviewer noted a powerful

01:07:27.949 --> 01:07:33.769
fig note. Fig. Fig. Oh, I like that. Fig Newton.

01:07:34.070 --> 01:07:36.369
Fig Newton. No, it does. It's kind of that, the

01:07:36.369 --> 01:07:41.199
really. Chewy. Chewy. Fig forward slash raisin.

01:07:41.219 --> 01:07:44.519
But it's not quite raisin. It's more fig than

01:07:44.519 --> 01:07:47.000
raisin. It's so funny how you said, Sean, earlier,

01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:49.539
like is when you hear what people say or you

01:07:49.539 --> 01:07:51.559
read what people say and then you're like, yeah,

01:07:51.739 --> 01:07:54.380
I get that. The power of suggestion is so strong.

01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:56.960
But now that you say it, absolutely. I smell

01:07:56.960 --> 01:08:01.380
Fig Newton. Fig Newton. Is it Newton? Yeah. Fig

01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:06.579
Newton. N -E -W -T -O -N. Newton. Newton. This

01:08:06.579 --> 01:08:09.420
is really good. It's enjoyable. Yeah, very excited

01:08:09.420 --> 01:08:11.599
about this one. This is one of our last ones.

01:08:11.679 --> 01:08:14.500
We got one or two more out there, I think. But

01:08:14.500 --> 01:08:17.439
that's it. Man, it's hard to... Usually what

01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:19.500
I try to do when I rate one is compare it to

01:08:19.500 --> 01:08:22.220
something similar. We don't really have anything

01:08:22.220 --> 01:08:24.420
similar to this, do we? Not in this proof. Like

01:08:24.420 --> 01:08:26.100
I said, we've got the rare characters, but those

01:08:26.100 --> 01:08:28.739
are, what, 130 -something proof? Not all of them.

01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:30.859
I mean, I've got one that's 105 that I'm going

01:08:30.859 --> 01:08:33.119
to be bringing out, which is fabulous. I'm talking

01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:34.699
about these over here. The one out there? No,

01:08:34.779 --> 01:08:36.880
those are all hot. Those are 120 -plus. Yeah,

01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:39.399
so I'm just saying, historically, we have not

01:08:39.399 --> 01:08:42.199
a lot to compare to. So this is going to be interesting.

01:08:43.500 --> 01:08:45.020
All right, who wants to start with the rating?

01:08:45.599 --> 01:08:47.220
I'll tell you what. I'll start it out. This is

01:08:47.220 --> 01:08:49.960
the Yellowstone hand -picked collection for the

01:08:49.960 --> 01:08:53.619
single malt. This is category SM32, 110 proof.

01:08:56.699 --> 01:09:03.180
I'm going to rank this an 8. That was right there

01:09:03.180 --> 01:09:07.779
as well. I was going to go 7 .5. Yeah. Which

01:09:07.779 --> 01:09:09.979
is great. That's a great rating. Yeah, and I'm

01:09:09.979 --> 01:09:13.829
curious to see as we buy more single malts. how

01:09:13.829 --> 01:09:15.850
it compares to this. Because we may come back

01:09:15.850 --> 01:09:17.829
in a year after we have, you know, five, six,

01:09:17.869 --> 01:09:20.869
seven of these things and go, yeah, that Yellowstone

01:09:20.869 --> 01:09:22.789
wasn't as good as I thought or as was actually

01:09:22.789 --> 01:09:24.869
better than. Like these other ones are amazing

01:09:24.869 --> 01:09:27.409
compared to that. Or that was as good as we thought.

01:09:27.529 --> 01:09:30.010
I'm pretty sure this is going to hold its own.

01:09:30.130 --> 01:09:33.229
Right. Against comparable. I think so because

01:09:33.229 --> 01:09:35.829
I think we know what we like and what we don't

01:09:35.829 --> 01:09:37.369
like where it's like, yeah, that's like that

01:09:37.369 --> 01:09:39.670
blood oath. We're just like, eh. Yeah, even if

01:09:39.670 --> 01:09:41.109
we have nothing to compare it to, we know it

01:09:41.109 --> 01:09:43.659
wasn't enjoyable. Right. Right. Williamsburg

01:09:43.659 --> 01:09:46.420
or something. The old Williamsburg. Poor old

01:09:46.420 --> 01:09:48.880
Williamsburg. What was the other one? Brokeback?

01:09:48.979 --> 01:09:51.180
Not Brokeback. All of them. Backbeat? Backdoor.

01:09:51.899 --> 01:09:56.600
Oh, and Backdoor. Backdoor. Paul. What? You know

01:09:56.600 --> 01:09:58.600
what? It's kind of crazy, though, because some

01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:00.359
of the ones that Paul picked back then, even

01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:02.640
though we didn't like them back then, I guarantee

01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:05.199
it, if we were to, except for the Williamsburg,

01:10:05.239 --> 01:10:08.119
if we were to retaste those, we'd probably have

01:10:08.119 --> 01:10:10.010
a different opinion on them now. I appreciate

01:10:10.010 --> 01:10:11.590
you saying that, but the reality is you guys

01:10:11.590 --> 01:10:15.329
pick bad ones, too. We just have never— I don't

01:10:15.329 --> 01:10:17.090
understand. Yeah, I do. That doesn't make sense

01:10:17.090 --> 01:10:20.810
to me. Yeah, you either, but I would say that

01:10:20.810 --> 01:10:22.449
you guys did pick some bad ones when we were

01:10:22.449 --> 01:10:24.930
all picking $35 bourbons. Oh, we did. We all

01:10:24.930 --> 01:10:26.689
picked them. You just had a big string of them.

01:10:26.810 --> 01:10:28.590
Oh, my God. Yeah, like all of them. All right,

01:10:28.609 --> 01:10:30.770
that's it. The next podcast, we're doing nothing

01:10:30.770 --> 01:10:34.229
above $35, and it has to be yours, Jeff, and

01:10:34.229 --> 01:10:38.329
yours, Sean. Is that $35 each? For $35. We'll

01:10:38.329 --> 01:10:40.090
pick one of the really old ones out here. Let's

01:10:40.090 --> 01:10:44.550
do it. And they have to be the original round

01:10:44.550 --> 01:10:49.229
of purchase. Do we have a foolproof benchmark

01:10:49.229 --> 01:10:52.829
out there? That doesn't count. No. Why not? It's

01:10:52.829 --> 01:10:54.930
under $35. That wasn't what we picked in the

01:10:54.930 --> 01:10:58.470
beginning. No, it wasn't. We have to pick early

01:10:58.470 --> 01:11:02.569
ones. Yeah. That'll be a good adventure. That

01:11:02.569 --> 01:11:06.750
means we jump on the nine -banded wagon. No.

01:11:06.850 --> 01:11:09.189
No, it has to be. That was like one of the newest.

01:11:09.689 --> 01:11:11.970
No, that was more expensive. We have to do a

01:11:11.970 --> 01:11:13.670
shitty old one. Are you kidding me? That's like

01:11:13.670 --> 01:11:15.869
40 bucks back then. I'm just saying, shitty old

01:11:15.869 --> 01:11:17.989
one that was really cheap, and we'll also do

01:11:17.989 --> 01:11:23.289
canned meat. Canned meat. No. No? I'm doing good

01:11:23.289 --> 01:11:27.050
trimming my calories. Look at you. It's got to

01:11:27.050 --> 01:11:29.390
keep it up, man. It's got to keep it up. I'm

01:11:29.390 --> 01:11:31.069
worried. Now that I hurt my knee, I can't play

01:11:31.069 --> 01:11:33.979
basketball. What did he say about his knee? He

01:11:33.979 --> 01:11:35.920
said there was no ligament damage that he could

01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:39.359
tell. Let's wait two weeks. He gave me a steroid

01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:42.060
injection in the knee. He said it's arthritic

01:11:42.060 --> 01:11:46.420
inflammation. And I'm like, it's popping in really

01:11:46.420 --> 01:11:50.680
weird ways. I don't think that's arthritis. I

01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:52.720
don't know. I mean, how can arthritis suddenly

01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:55.119
make your knee start popping differently? You

01:11:55.119 --> 01:11:56.739
know he walked out of the door gone. This motherfucker

01:11:56.739 --> 01:11:59.979
didn't even know Animal House. You're probably

01:11:59.979 --> 01:12:02.800
right. He's like, fuck you. Stupid podcast. What

01:12:02.800 --> 01:12:04.859
it is? What it is? Yeah, he'll be like, I'm going

01:12:04.859 --> 01:12:06.680
to string this motherfucker up. What a maroon.

01:12:07.119 --> 01:12:08.899
I'm going to have him come through eight visits

01:12:08.899 --> 01:12:11.600
before I send him to an MRI. All right. Well,

01:12:11.659 --> 01:12:14.060
tell you what, guys. We have, if you want to

01:12:14.060 --> 01:12:16.000
pick up some t -shirts for the Dudes Like Us

01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:18.100
podcast, we're going to have those available

01:12:18.100 --> 01:12:22.100
through Murph Logo. M -U -R -F logo. I'm going

01:12:22.100 --> 01:12:24.939
to post that on one of the upcoming things. Preston's

01:12:24.939 --> 01:12:28.859
made a few t -shirts. Nice. Actually, it's got

01:12:28.859 --> 01:12:31.239
some... He's going to be making that one right

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there with the logo with the official one that

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Chuck made. Remember the guy with the porn stash?

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And with no shirt on. Oh, the one I made. Oh,

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dude. That is a horrible idea. It is fantastic.

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And you know what? We were making them. He's

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making a batch right now, but I'm going to have

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him remake it because this is a double X and

01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:53.039
it's almost a little sausage -y, so I think I'm

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going to go one. Who's making these? Preston.

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Yeah, he opened up. He started to do t -shirts.

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What? I didn't know this. It's fairly new. It's

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working out for them. Very nice. All right, well,

01:13:04.210 --> 01:13:06.630
guys, look, it's September 16th. It's Tuesday.

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Chuck, thank you. I was always staying on top

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of shit. Ooh, man, it's a long day for you. Yeah,

01:13:14.409 --> 01:13:17.789
it is. So Jeff has to, you know, he gets up at

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5 o 'clock in the morning, and it's late at night.

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It's quarter to 10 right now. Yeah, it's past

01:13:22.189 --> 01:13:24.470
my bedtime at this point. Mine, too. Well, dudes

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like us, I'm Sean. I am Paul. And I'm Jeff. We'll

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see you next week.