The circumference of a burger or the girth?
Welcome to the geometry version of the girth.
So we're talking about Major League Sports food.
We are.
When you go to the baseball parks?
Yeah, when you go to either a baseball game or I'm sure a hockey game, football game.
Any of them.
You know the cliché, the peanuts, the peanuts, the popcorn.
The hot dogs.
The nachos with a cup of cheese.
You know.
That's not real cheese.
I know, but you know what?
That really grinds my gears.
I know it's a trademark.
I know it's, I just can't stand when they serve like, they should call it chips and
cheese.
Don't call it nachos.
Yeah, those are not nachos.
Yeah.
I watched this person.
Other toppings makes it nachos?
Well, I mean, yeah, they got halibut, but with the way they serve it.
I mean, a nachos are, is a platter of chips with some cheese.
Some shit on it.
Yeah, some stuff on there.
They give you like a little bushel or a basket of chips and a little side of dip sauce.
Come on.
That's not nachos.
That's chips and queso.
And that's something, you know what's crazy?
You get that at like a high school football game.
Oh yeah.
For like two bucks.
Two bucks.
And then you get that same exact thing at like Cowboys Stadium.
For 200.
Exactly.
No, it'd be like eight bucks or ten bucks.
And a couple of jalapenos.
For something like that.
And you know, you joke, but so last week I got free tickets from my company to go to
the Rangers game and it's the new stadium, right?
It's the new covered stadium.
How was it?
It was great.
Oh, it looked, it's wonderful.
It actually reminded me a lot of Minute Maid Park in Houston.
I don't know what they call it now, but.
But it's the Astrodome.
It's the same thing as the Astrodome.
No, yeah, no, no, not at all.
Anyway, it's a beautiful stadium.
It is.
And I wanted to see the stadium.
I wasn't I'm not even a Rangers fan.
I mean, so I know there's Rangers fans out there would be like, really?
And do these seats were nice.
They weren't in the lower.
They weren't the lower deck, but they were the next.
They were the mid level deck and it was really nice seats.
Right.
All right, hold on.
So what's that?
I had I had a chip and I eat it really loudly in the microphone and the producer looked
up at me and I totally blamed Jeff.
And then he picks up a chip and did it again.
And I was like, validated.
The first one was not me, though.
Anyway, go ahead.
Nice.
The first one was me anyway.
So I so I got I got four great tickets.
I took the family.
We had parking pass and everything.
So I mean, how can you pass that up?
Right.
I mean, granted, it's an hour away.
Right.
But whatever is it?
Oh, yeah.
It was well, it's 50, 50 minutes.
Right.
It's only one hour anyway.
So I mean, but it was fine.
It was fine.
So we went out there and parked in a great parking spot.
We walked over there.
I was excited and we we need to eat.
We didn't eat before we went out there.
Right.
Well, it is a mistake.
But part of me was like, tickets are free.
Parking's free.
Let's go to the stadium and let's do it right.
Like like, yeah, like like like let's let's splurge.
Let's look.
I'm on I'm I'm with you.
I want I want I'm with you.
You're like, let's splurge and get us a really nice meal.
What you end up with.
Five hundred.
So my poor wife, like the line's really long and we get impatient and she's like, I'll
just stand in line and I'll text you when I'm getting close to ordering and so that
you can help me help me carry the stuff to the seats.
And she'd be so sweet.
Anyway, so we went down to the seats and checked it out and we were like looking around.
We're like, wow, great stadium.
Anyway, so I got up there and went back and joined her.
This is the brand new stadium.
Brand new stadium.
Wow.
So we get four of us.
So we get four regular hot dogs, no hamburgers, four hamburgers, four fries, three souvenir
cups and a regular cup because my wife's like, I don't need a souvenir cup like she's going
to save money.
All right.
I want you to guess how much that was.
I think I already told you guys.
Say it again.
So it was it was four hamburgers, four hamburgers.
OK.
And they were like not nothing special.
Generic high school football burgers and and cups, cups of french fries.
Nothing more.
Nothing more than a McDonald's hamburger, so to speak.
Actually, McDonald's, a double quarter pounder with bacon would have been way better.
Was there a condiment way better?
Was there a condiment bar?
No, they had to hand us packets of stuff.
So you got a bear burger and then you had to dress it yourself.
No tomatoes.
No, no.
Just meat and bread.
Meat and bread and you had to ask for condiment packets.
So pickles and onions and tomatoes.
I don't even think that's bullshit.
Well, I mean, if you're going to spend.
Because of COVID, I don't think you even had a bar where you could dress it all up.
They could dress it and say, OK, here's your food.
They didn't say no.
This burger comes with this, this and this.
You go through, I don't want tomatoes.
Then they don't put the tomato.
Oh, yeah.
No, really?
No, not the amount of money you spent.
Yes.
Yeah.
Do you want to know how much it was?
Oh, here we go.
One hundred and nineteen dollars for a four pack.
Four hamburgers.
Four people.
Four fries, three souvenir cups and a regular drink.
One hundred and nineteen dollars.
Just meat and bread.
Isn't that insane?
I'm curious how much the souvenir cup was.
What, to make?
No.
Ten cents.
Duh.
I know.
But because look.
Oh, they charge ten bucks for the souvenir cup.
Oh, man.
Is it free refills?
No.
Like six flies?
Even my wife asked that.
She was like, are there free refills on that?
I mean, and not that we even want to advocate another 48 ounces of soda for our kids, but
I mean, they're all grown now.
Who cares?
Right.
But I mean, you're like, I'm paying as much for it.
I want a double dose.
I want diabetes after this game.
Right.
I mean, what the fuck?
I'm not.
Anyway, one hundred and nineteen dollars.
Anyway, and I was like, you know what?
And my wife, my her eyes got huge.
And I was like, because we don't we don't spend money like that.
Right.
Anyway, so I was like, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not doing this.
I'm not.
I'm I'm this is part of the experience.
You know what I mean?
We got free tickets, free parking.
I don't care.
Let's just have some fun with this.
And we take the ship back to the seats and we eat our food and nobody cared.
And you know, and we watched the game and it was a no hitter game.
It was the Yankees and Rangers.
It was so thick.
This was boring.
Oh, it's so boring.
It was a it was a damn it.
It was a no hitter.
No, no hitters are boring until the ninth inning.
I get that.
So guess where we leave top of the eighth.
We left in the top.
No, not an idiot.
I don't.
That's the thing.
We didn't care.
We did not care at all.
It could have been a perfect game and I didn't care.
So the Yankees had a no hitter.
We had a no hitter.
It was two to nothing against the Rangers.
Anyway, it was it was fun to be there.
It's fun to see the stadium.
Kind of painful, you know, to eat the food.
But it was fun.
Well, you figure it wasn't good.
I'm just going to one of 10.
So it wasn't even as good as McDonald's.
No, no, I would.
I would rather have had McDonald's.
That's a crazy statement for me to say.
Yeah, so you ever have a problem.
So basically you spent one hundred twenty bucks to go to the Rangers.
Right.
Whereas if you would have paid for everything, it probably would have been like six hundred
bucks.
Oh, good Lord.
So you know what my opinion is?
Oh, the tickets would have been.
Oh, yeah.
The tickets would have been probably towards one hundred bucks a piece.
So that's four hundred bucks plus parking.
Another 50 bucks.
Yeah.
Forty, fifty.
So you would have been close to five, fifty, six hundred bucks for the whole trip if you
would have paid for all that.
Yeah.
Who can afford that?
In my opinion, I'm a huge advocate of smuggling food in.
I'm that guy.
I've witnessed that.
We have witnessed that.
Yeah.
And you know, it's not food, alcohol.
Yes.
Well, that too.
How do you smuggle in like eight double quarter pounders of bacon?
Yes.
Well, I mean, whatever, whatever.
How do you do that?
Well, I mean, with satchel, a little band purse.
You have you have it duct taped to your body all over the place.
I've got two daughters.
It's been several times.
Do not keister it.
You got a big Mac.
Nothing has ever gone into my ass except a doctor's fingers a couple of times.
Hopefully the Big Mac's wrapped in cellophane.
It's not the big fold.
Is that before it gets keistered?
Clamshells.
Right.
It's the big DLT.
Obviously.
DLT up his ass.
I mean, any of the sweat just kind of runs off.
Sneaking in.
I find the best meals to sneak in are you can you can pre wrap like bratwurst in a bun
with some mustard and ketchup on it.
What?
What are you sneaking this into?
That's easy now.
Back there.
Just hold on there.
So.
So you got the bratwurst in a bun.
You got a corn dog up your ass?
No, no, no, no.
And then you've got or you can do like a very hearty burrito.
You get like the half pound chicken burrito at one of the taco venues.
Taco Bell or Caboena.
Those are huge.
How could you like shove it up your.
Yeah.
Where exactly do you put it?
Just put it in your coat pocket.
What if it's like 105 degrees out?
You say you have shorts and a tank top.
Get a little satchel with you or get your wife to put it in her purse.
That question.
So I've.
They check your purse.
No, they don't.
They don't.
So if a guy walks in there with his little satchel or man purse and they say I need to
see inside.
I'd tell him no.
They'd be like, well, they've never asked to look at my wife's purse at a movie theater
anyway.
But would they do that too again?
Oh yeah, we bring in.
Yeah.
We're that family that brings in stuff.
We were as well.
Candy.
Candy for sure.
Well, we bring my wife would pack in all kinds of stuff.
You know, we'd make our own popcorn and bring it.
I would buy the popcorn.
I would buy the popcorn in the drinks, but we brought in a shitload of candy.
No, we bring our we bring we bring candy.
I would buy the big tub of popcorn that is refillable.
Yeah, we like so I would bring like empty containers.
So I would buy the big tub and then I would pour it out into the distributed and then
I go get another tub.
Well, yeah.
And then you.
But you bought it.
But you're buying it at the movie theater and you get a free.
But also, yes.
Of course.
But I wouldn't let my point is by saying that is that I wouldn't buy each individual popcorn
because that's a waste of freaking money.
No, no, no.
You get by the big one with the puff that we get the free refill.
And then I'm with you.
Always smuggling candy.
Oh, for sure.
We would go to CBS on the way to the movie theater.
That's exactly what we did.
Get all the dollar candy.
Yep.
That's what we for sure.
Fill up kids.
I don't care what you get.
Whatever makes you happy.
And our kids are back.
Isn't that dishonest?
Shut up.
My kids never said that.
Why don't we just make hot dogs and bring them in, Dad?
Oh, dude, when I worked at the movie theater, people brought in all sorts of shit.
And you didn't give a shit?
No, no, I never.
I mean, what are you going to do?
You need to take that McDonald's outside.
But I will tell you, people complain.
Sir, I'm.
Oh, that's my pasta dinner.
Well, they smell.
Yeah, they smell the McDonald's or they smell the pizza or whatever they brought in.
They smell it.
And they they're irritated because they want it.
Yeah, but sometimes, right.
But they come out, they come out, they want these people punished.
What about the food that they sell in the theater?
So they do sell food in the theater.
Of course.
Hot dogs, nachos.
Actually, I've never smuggled in food into like a pizza.
Someone smuggles a pizza in.
Yeah, somebody brought in pizza.
I was like, damn, how'd you do that?
That's impressive.
Yeah, I know how they did it.
Oh, share.
Will share.
They open up the fucking side door.
OK, see, you know, I could hear all sorts of fun stories about the movie theater.
Right.
So we had little I was the head usher.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
So we knew exactly when the movies were starting.
We knew when they were letting out.
We knew when the theater should be filling.
We were expecting when the lines would come.
You know, time of day, summertime, winter pulse of the we knew all that.
No, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, we knew everything.
Right.
Just when you work in there for three or four years like I did, you knew everything.
And so on the wall of the concession stand, there was the alarms of the back doors.
OK.
And we check the back doors all the time.
We make sure they're shut.
So one time, one time we're way before the movie starts.
OK.
But it's a it's a lot of dead time.
OK.
And all of a sudden the lights going on and I'm looking at it and I'm like.
OK.
That's a little odd.
It's a little it's an odd time for that to happen.
Normally when people are trying to be smart, they're doing it when it's the crush is happening.
Right.
The lines are out to the street in the front.
It's like summertime and all the big movies are going and the concession stands needing
to be refilled.
You have no time to pay attention.
You can't even pay attention to it.
But this was deader than dead.
OK.
It's going off.
And I walk over there and I and I walk into the theater and there's like I shit you not.
There's like literally 12 teenagers that have walked through the back door and the wall
walking up the aisle.
They're all walking up the aisle and they all like see me and their eyes get big.
And I was like, I just got to stare at him.
And I was like, all of you just turn around and go right back out that door.
And they're like, oh, man.
And they all turn around.
I'm not kidding.
Twelve of them.
I was like, dude, try to be discreet.
Right.
They could have taken you.
No, hell no.
I was working out back then.
You didn't un-chucks.
Oh, I was doing lots of push ups.
You know, it's funny, though.
I mean, they were just like, oh, they were had.
Right.
And they just walked right out the door.
But, man, I could share so many stories of the crazy shit that goes on in movie theaters.
Any nudity?
Well, they're yeah.
I mean, we caught.
Yeah, we caught one couple in the back of the movie theater doing their thing.
You've never done that?
Have I ever done that?
No.
Oh, so how far have you ever gone in a movie theater with a date?
With a date?
Just the penis and the popcorn.
Oh.
You've never got your puppy wet?
Wow.
What the hell?
No.
You know the one person I made out with at the back of the movie theater?
It was John.
No.
So she wasn't my wife yet, but my wife.
Get out of here.
She worked at the movie theaters where we met.
Where she was selling the popcorn.
She was in charge of the corn dogs.
She was she was the head concession lady.
And I was the head usher.
Would you like me to get that cornmeal?
I can't believe you guys have never heard the story.
So I left for the summer to go to A&M, right?
And when the college kids come back, they get there like the ship because they get all
the great shifts.
They get the return students.
And so the people that have been there all summer all summer long or all year long school
year long, they get irritated that the big time college guys are coming back.
Right?
So this is me.
I come strolling into town.
I'm the head usher.
I get all the shifts.
And here's Shelly.
My wife is the head concession.
The head concession is the one.
No, the head usher is the one that lets the concession crew know if they can go home based
on my inspection.
Right.
So I'm walking around.
I'm checking this.
I'm checking that.
She's like rolling her eyes.
And I open up the little lid to the popper.
And if you're an asshole, you take a napkin and you wipe it.
And if there's anything on the napkin at all, any sort of grease or anything, you're like,
do it again.
And I did.
Oh, I did.
And I wiped that one.
I was like, I'm not going to work.
I wiped that one.
I said, not going to work.
And I was like, you guys need to clean this again.
And it's oh, shit.
She was glaring at me because she's the head concession.
She's the one that says it's ready for inspection.
And it was not.
Fail.
Oh, total fail.
Then you made out with her.
Well, later.
Yeah.
You started your dominance and she was like, oh, he's so dreamy.
During that summer, she thought like, what the hell?
What a tool.
Who was this guy?
Meanwhile, I was like, whoa, she's beautiful.
I was enamored with this girl.
Totally enamored with this girl.
And yeah, so then I left for the fall.
I came back for Christmas.
And that's when we started.
Yeah, I started dating at the movie theater.
And she yeah, she was we were in the back of Star Trek.
And you know how you wear a very flimsy, you wear very flimsy polyester uniforms with a
little cheesy bow tie and stuff.
Yeah, we were we were kind of making out in the back of the theater and I couldn't come
out for a while.
I had to stay in there for a while.
What are you saying?
You were charged.
I was wearing very flimsy polyester pants.
He pitched a polyester.
I was I had a polyester tent from hell.
I couldn't leave the theater for a while.
I was like, what are you doing?
A little pup tent with a zipper.
She was crazy.
She's a crazy girl.
Anyway.
Wow.
Hold on.
Fun, fun times back then.
I don't really want to know.
I mean, shit, we were what?
19?
Oh, yeah.
I was 20.
She was 19.
Good Lord.
It's a long time ago.
That was 30 years ago.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Good stuff, man.
So anyway, working at the theater was hell, hell of fun.
Hella fun.
Never worked at the theater.
Yeah, that was good stuff.
Spent a lot of time in the theater, seeing lots of movies, but I never worked there.
Yeah.
You know what I like doing as a kid going to the movies theater?
OK, I'm ready.
I would go to the post exchange, which is kind of like a Walmart.
OK.
And some military bases call them base exchanges.
This was a post exchange.
Yeah, it's like the grocery store, right?
Yeah.
Well, that's called the commissary.
The commissary.
The exchange is more like a Walmart because they have electronics.
They've got candy.
They've got clothes, underwear, shoes, suits.
It's like a department store.
Yeah.
So it's a post exchange.
So they...
Really?
Yeah, I just farted.
Oh, really?
We didn't know.
We felt it.
It rumbled, the podcast.
It hit the Richter scale.
Anyway, go ahead.
Just forgot what I was talking about.
Talking about movies.
Good Lord.
The commissary, the extended commissary with the clothes and...
This is my fear when we're doing podcasts is because I lose my...
That you black out?
No, I just lose what I'm saying.
69% bourbon is what does it.
That might do it.
No, it was the commissary where you said they had...
We went to the post exchange, but I don't remember what the end game was.
What were you talking about?
How fun it was working at the movie theater.
Pitching a tent.
I pitched a tent.
And you said, oh, movie.
Yeah.
Wow.
Exchange.
Gone now.
Good Lord.
Wow.
Producer.
You did.
You blacked out.
So anyway...
He did it without even closing his eyes.
He blacked out.
I know.
No, I mean, sometimes when I'm talking and you guys...
We don't interrupt.
Oh, it's our fault.
We just comment.
I'm not saying...
We're asking questions.
Yeah, we're interested in your story.
Yes.
Tell you what, we'll stop asking.
No, I just...
I said sometimes...
We'll just fall asleep while you're telling stories.
When we're doing that, I kind of lose it.
So, Sean, why don't you talk about the bourbon?
Actually, it's not a bourbon, is it?
It's not a bourbon.
No, this is a True Blue Cast Strength.
It's a single barrel straight corn whiskey.
So this one is 56.9%.
What's the mash bill?
Corn.
100% corn.
I know it sounds ignorant to ask this.
It literally is 100% corn.
Correct.
I mean, that...
Sure.
Meaning...
Okay.
Sometimes...
Right.
So what is the typical mash bill?
Is corn...
51.
It has to be 51.
Typically, you're up in the 70s.
No, no, no.
Or 80s.
But a typical mash bill is corn and...
Rye.
Or...
Or wheat.
Wheat.
And then barley.
And barley.
So I'm wondering if they say 100% corn.
It doesn't have wheat or rye.
It's just barley and corn.
Then it wouldn't be 100% corn.
Well, but it might be.
Barley might be something that has to be there.
I start from asking.
Is barley the name of some dude?
Barley needs to be there?
He has to be there.
Oh.
He has to be there or the fermentation doesn't happen.
No, it's not stew barley.
I don't know.
I know that's a stupid sounding question.
I just want to make sure we're not making an assumption here that it's...
I think it's 100% corn.
Literally 100% corn.
It's just corn.
Just corn.
There's nothing else in there other than the excretions from the inside of the charred
barrel.
Correct.
Alligator.
Alligator char.
So yeah, so anyway, who's going to comment on it?
I thought Sean was.
So it's called true blue.
So you never looked up the mash bill, Mr. Producer.
He doesn't know what it's called.
The mash bill is...
Well, it's called Balcones true blue.
Balcones.
Bal.
Not black.
B-A-L.
Balcones.
Cone.
Perfect.
True.
True blue.
That's it.
True blue.
Okay, that's not the label though.
It's the same.
This is just cast strength.
Cast strength.
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
Cast strength.
Correct.
That's why it...
Oh, look at the very top.
See how they have those glen carrying glasses?
Nice.
That is nice.
That's exactly what we drink out of.
Yeah.
That doesn't say Balcones.
No, it doesn't.
It says Balcones.
Oh, it says Balcones.
Balcones.
It doesn't do that either.
The bowels.
So it says...
Okay, what do we got here?
True blue 100 is made from the same select barrel of our blue corn whiskey that have
always gone into our true blue cast strength, diluted down to 100 proof.
So it's been dumbed down.
This is not that though.
Well, this is a store pick.
So I don't know if it's special for Total Wine or not.
It's good.
And it's got a slight almost...
It's almost got a slight...
Corn flavor?
What the hell?
It's got a burn.
It's got a burn, but it's warming.
It's a warming burn.
I don't know how to describe that.
Any other...
Is it easier than the previous?
Oh, good Lord.
Yes.
Again, I am not convinced that it's truly 100% corn, nothing else, but I don't know.
Maybe it is.
I think it is.
But you might be right because there are...
There are corn whiskies.
And there's rice.
There's rice.
That's vodka.
Sake.
Yeah, it's sake.
And the sake stuff is 100% rice.
Let's go do sake bombs.
So you can ferment...
I'm not an expert on fermentation, but can you ferment anything?
Any kind of food.
Any form of decomposing...
Fruit, barley, nuts, grains.
But don't you have to add something to make it ferment?
You can't just take anything and make...
There's a yeast in there, right?
Right.
You really need to become experts on how fermentation works.
That's a big part of understanding how this works.
I made beer.
Okay, yeah.
So help share.
I had the...
You know, you buy little kits, right?
So you had the mash.
You could start and make the mash yourself.
So I had the mash, and you add the water to it, and then you put it in this big-ass barrel,
and then you add yeast to it.
Can you click on that?
It says, how to ferment everything.
It says, in several simple steps, you can preserve anything in your home garden.
Yeah.
All right, so you're right.
So you can...
All right, so be creative, whatever.
Pick a vessel, okay.
Think bite size, okay.
Start out small, in other words.
Respect the brine.
What does that mean?
Scroll down a little bit.
Brine is salt water.
Okay.
So you have to...
That's not fermenting, though.
Well, that's what this article is supposed to be about.
That's pickling.
How to ferment stuff.
Pickling.
Oh, pickling.
Brine.
We keep...
That's a weird word, pickling.
Pickling.
This is not fermenting.
This is pickling.
But the article, scroll to the top.
Doesn't it say seven ways to ferment?
How to ferment everything.
Unless they do something past pickling.
So let's keep going.
Submerge, cover up.
Submerge, cover up, keep cool.
All right.
That's it.
Allow produce to ferment on the countertop for at least seven days.
All right, hold on.
Move to a dark, cool place.
I have here the Balcones True Blue Cask Strength Barrel.
This is the actual bottle that we're drinking.
So all of the other ones had like a piece of corn stalk as the backdrop in between.
There's only one that has a hammer and this one has the hammer on it.
And this one is that says, Texas True Blue Single Barrel is a modern pot distilled ode
to the tradition of the classic American style of corn whiskey.
It is made entirely from Texas grown and roasted blue corn and aged exclusively in refill casks.
From grain to glass, this is Texas whiskey at its finest.
Well, there you go.
That answers that question.
The taste is.
It is born from 100% mash of blue corn.
That's not it.
Well, I mean.
Yeah, but it's the same premise.
It's what you just read.
But see how it's got the corn stalk.
This one had the hammer.
Ours is stronger.
No, that's stronger.
That's 64.5%.
We have the wimpy one?
Oh, we have 56.9%.
Dang it.
We have the wimpy one.
Really, Sean?
Come on.
So you bought the pussy bottle.
Well, that brings up a good point.
So I mean, why is that stronger?
Because it's straight from the bottom.
It's straight from the bottom.
Why is that stronger?
Because it's straight corn.
Well, this is straight corn.
This has a hammer on it.
Yeah, this one has a hammer.
It should be stronger.
And then what does ABV at 60% mean?
Alcohol, blood.
By volume.
Alcohol by volume is 60%.
So that's 59 point something.
This is also cask strength.
So that's 120 proof.
It's a cask.
So each cask is a little bit different.
So it's rich pecan.
Rich pecan, apricot, maple.
Okay, except that's not what we're drinking.
That is different, what you're reading.
Or no.
No, no.
I'm not reading that.
I'm reading this one.
It's good.
And I just finished it.
Really?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Can you guys, you know what?
I'm getting tired.
What are you, Joe Pesky over there?
You getting all clammed up?
Yeah, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
No, no.
That's not what I'm asking.
Dude, seriously.
What?
What's wrong with me?
I was thirsty.
You got a bottle of water.
That doesn't quench your thirst.
A can of beer.
And a bottle of Rebel to yell in front of you.
I have a problem.
Which will be like water at this point.
What do you want me to say?
I have a problem.
And you're ready to go.
Don't judge me.
You got a bottle opener ready to go.
Come on, MF'er.
Just in case one of us whips out a bottle.
Don't judge me, MF'er.
I am.
I have a problem, okay?
I get it.
Oh, I don't think you have a problem.
Yeah, but I'm not going to see your asses up at the FAC.
Jeff, you have a bug on your left forehead.
Am I going to see you up at the FAC at 5 a.m.?
No.
Probably the CPS.
No.
Will we see you at 5 30?
I will be there from 5 to 7.
Look through the windows.
You will see me balling.
You keep waking up that early.
It's going to kill you.
Yeah.
Is it?
I don't know.
Maybe not.
They say most successful people get up early like that.
Gives you a hunchback.
I'm not successful at all.
I just get up and play basketball.
Well, maybe that's what makes you successful.
I don't know.
You know what I do?
I come home and I shower as fast as I possibly can because I have to take a nap.
I'm a huge proponent for taking naps.
I do.
I get home and I have a meeting at 8 every day at 8 a.m.
And I try to get home as quick as I can and shower as quick as I can because I need that
like 30 minute nap.
I think we talked about this like three weeks in a row.
My wife thinks I'm less of a man.
And because I take naps.
That's not masculine to take a nap.
Sure it is.
It's resting your brain.
Resting your brain is important.
I can take like a 30 minute nap and I'm on fire for the rest of the day.
Makes sense to me.
What is wrong with you?
I think we've talked about this three weeks in a row.
We have.
Well, you have to be like all judgmental and shit about it.
Because you guys love your naps.
You like to talk about them.
OK.
So you don't take naps.
What do you do?
I work.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, my bad.
I build flags.
What are you saying?
Like when you do things.
During his off time.
In between meetings you go in and do woodworking.
Yeah, but he goes to bed at 10.
Who does?
Jeff.
Well, so do I.
What's your point about that?
I go to bed like at 1.
That's not healthy.
Because you wake up like at 10.
That's when you get started.
Yeah, that's not true.
That's a different problem.
I am up at 7, 730.
But they need a nap throughout the day.
So I take a couple naps.
That's why you stay up so late.
Well, you get up to 1 a.m. and get up at 7.
The alarm goes off at 7.
Sometimes you need a nap.
Sometimes I get up.
Sometimes I don't.
Most of the time I'm up and ready to go by 830.
What are you doing till 1 a.m. and don't say work because I'm not going to believe you.
Well, there you are.
Every single time.
I usually the goal is to get look, I don't mind.
See this is where you guys get disconnected from work at 5.
I mean, you're the fucking Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur.
I am.
Yippee-yoo-haw-kai-ay motherfuckers.
I am 100 percent.
I don't give a shit.
I take a nap, you know, because my you know, my wife goes to bed.
That's it.
I'm there.
I'm like, I might as well work.
I don't mind working three to four hours a night.
It doesn't bother me.
So you literally work.
You work.
I said, I might work until 1 a.m.
Well, not consistently, but sometimes I work until 2 30.
Sometimes I work until midnight.
No, but my point is you're working.
You're not gaming.
You're not.
You would be.
I like to game in the morning.
Like from seven to nine.
What do you say from like 830 to 930?
Really?
Yeah.
Interesting.
So I have my game.
I have my I don't I have my cup of coffee.
I have my cup of coffee.
I'll pull up YouTube and I'll find up some news articles coming on.
Austin will come down, get ready for school.
That's all done now.
But Tara now goes to work and to rate when she goes to work.
I usually turn the Xbox on because I like to get the coffee maker going for her.
You know, get it all warmed up and and get her little coffee pot in there.
That's ready for and then I drink my coffee and I sit there, watch the news for a little
bit.
And then when she goes to work, I pop in a game and I should play one or two games.
It gets my mental fog kind of lifted a little bit.
I can I could judge my eye to hand coordinate coordination to figure out how well I'm going
to do during the day.
It's not going to be a very good day, you know.
And if it's not working, you play another hour.
No, no.
It's something I enjoy doing.
So there's nothing wrong with that.
And I schedule all my for my work.
I make sure that what I do, I accommodate what I do because it's what I do.
Right.
And you know, I do my reports to like two thirty three, four thirty or sometimes Jeff
and I go to the gym at five and I come back and.
You know, I eat dinner or whatever.
And when everyone goes to bed or subsides and creeps into the cracks wherever they go,
the kids go at eight thirty nine o'clock, I go back in the office and I work from four
for three to two to four hours, something like that.
I don't have a problem with it.
I don't.
OK, I don't.
I don't.
It's easy for me and I get a lot done in that crunch.
Quiet, quiet at night.
At night time, I get a lot done.
You know, my days are consumed with meetings.
Mine too.
I don't I don't have that.
At that hour, you don't have meetings.
You can actually get work done.
So do you work at night?
No, not if I have to.
I mean, if I have to.
I don't either.
And you know, honestly, I should be because I have meetings all day long and I don't do
any work.
Well, what kind of work do you do?
I tried to work.
I'll answer that in one second.
I tried to work during those meetings like multitask.
Oh, yeah.
I can't do it.
And then they call on you.
Well, I mean, not only do they call on you, but I the meeting is ending and I haven't
listened the whole time.
And then I'm disconnected and I ask other people, well, what where do we end up?
I mean, so I realized I can't keep multitasking.
It doesn't work.
So I'm like, I have to pay attention to my meetings.
So at the end of the day, all the meetings are over.
I'm mentally exhausted from the meetings.
I don't know if that's an age thing.
I don't know what that is.
Right.
But I'm like, well, shit, I think I don't get anything done.
I just was in meetings.
So really what should happen is I should take it like what kind of what you're talking about.
I should take a two hour break, eat dinner with the family, do my thing.
And instead of falling onto the couch and watching Netflix or Amazon Prime, I should
get another two hours of work in and do work work.
But I'm not doing it.
You know why?
Because I don't I don't want to.
If I did that, you know, I would get burned out.
And I don't know how you don't, Sean.
But here's the thing, because I take the naps.
Well, I get it.
I got back.
I drove out to where the fuck did I go?
I went somewhere today.
Somewhere east past Greenville.
Now it's going to fucking fuck with me.
But whatever.
Wiley, Lone Oak, whatever.
It was about an hour and a half.
You say Lone Oak?
Yeah, he did.
What the hell is that?
That is east of Greenville.
Wow.
I want to keep saying Clemson, but it's not that there's a Texas South Carolina.
There's a Texas A&M there.
That's commerce.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Is it east?
I didn't know that.
Yes, it's out there.
I think it's either north or south of Greenville.
It's really close to Greenville.
Which is not that far out of the metroplex.
Greenville is not that far.
It's a little over an hour.
It's an hour and 15, hour and 30 minutes.
Yeah, Greenville is just east of Wiley.
Yeah.
So no, no, I don't know.
No.
Why don't you stop to stop?
There's 380.
380 goes east and west.
So 380 is also about 45 minutes north of downtown Dallas.
So 380 runs east, west.
And I was heading towards Greenville from the center mark.
From my house, it's about an hour, 15, hour, 30 minutes.
Whatever.
So my point is I do inspections.
I come back and I usually take a nap.
I mean, driving puts a wear and tear on you.
It does.
So I get back.
I got to take a little nap, a little 15 minute banger.
I think this one I got back at four.
There's a carpenter at my house.
He's doing some work.
He was pulling out when I was pulling in.
So he stopped to pull back in.
And we chatted about his work for the day.
And I paid him out and whatever.
And I took a nap.
Took a nap for about an hour.
And when I woke up is when I was getting your text messages coming in for all the latest
and greatest.
And we're going back and forth with a couple text messages.
But yeah, that's my thing.
They say that naps are very healthy.
So if you take a nap.
There's supposed to be like power naps, right?
Like 15, 20, 30 minutes.
Does Fauci say that?
Fauci is, they call him the nap doctor.
He is the authority on naps.
Can we talk about him for a second?
The fraud that he is.
Is he getting called out now?
He's getting called out.
Yeah, because he was the one that said there was no way this could be released from a lab.
And then now he's like, you know, it looks like the evidence is leading towards that
it was accidentally released from a lab.
I mean, a lab that I was giving money to.
He was giving money to a dude.
And he said when 2017 that Trump will have to deal with a pandemic.
Yeah, he said that.
You said that the last three podcasts, I roll.
No, it was the four four time.
Okay.
But the fact of the matter is he did say why is he not held accountable?
Why isn't the media exploding on him as they're all in the tank for him?
Man, I mean, it's crazy.
They have dolls of Fauci.
They do.
The Fauci doll.
Is he a beanie baby?
You know, he looks like Ken doll.
What?
He's like a Ken doll.
He's going to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
A Ken doll.
Yes.
He is more likely to win the Nobel Peace Prize than Trump is when unprecedented Arab countries
have hammered out normalized relations with Israel.
Three different countries.
Yeah.
I don't get it.
And those three different countries stood by.
I mean, I don't know if they stood by Israel during the crazy the last couple of weeks.
The Hamas thing.
Yeah.
They didn't they didn't like rescind their diplomatic relations.
You know what I mean?
They easily could have been like, we made a huge mistake.
Israel is, you know, shitting all over Palestinians and we could have bailed on them and they
didn't.
I'm telling you, we live in a very dishonest world right now.
Well, I think a lot of it has to do with the press.
We've talked about this before, probably three times at least.
Every podcast.
About the dishonesty of the media.
When did it when did it turn?
Maybe it's always been this way.
And maybe maybe it's just more obvious now, now that there's a counterpoint, because back
in the day you had ABC, CBS, NBC, and that was it.
Yeah.
And you didn't have all the talk radio.
You didn't have the Internet.
You didn't have all these other.
You had a lot of dissenting opinion.
Yeah, you didn't have all the other outlets to.
Well, they had a challenge.
Their hypocrisy.
They had opinions and everyone had one, but they weren't.
The broadcasters and companies weren't owned by one conglomeration.
You know, where you have a backed by the Chinese.
Do you know, man, in my really?
I mean, who knows?
I bet you they are.
I bet that the China China owns most of the broadcasting programs out there, period, because
including five something because something doesn't make sense.
You know, it's weird when you have ABC, I mean, just with the catchword like the big
lie.
Right.
We'll use that one of a million.
The big correction.
You know, just, you know, what is the one where they were coming?
The caravans were manufactured crisis where you get all these key words and terminologies
that are introduced and all of them are synonymously being there.
They're talking about this.
It's propaganda.
Yeah.
I mean, proper.
Anytime you see propaganda like that, look, who is the master at propaganda?
China, China, the master, the power suggestion.
I know it's human nature.
Crazy.
But yeah, but I mean, propaganda can only get you so far.
The rest of it is propaganda got Joe Biden, you'll be holding to them.
Propaganda got Joe Biden elected.
Yeah, you'll get you'll get your you'll get your money cut off if you don't toe the line
on the propaganda.
That's what I think is happening.
Not unless Donald Trump is in office.
Well, OK, but I'm what I'm saying is I think a lot of these mainstream media play are need
the money.
And if they don't do this and this and that, they lose the money from who?
China, China.
Yes, yes.
That's what I that's the only thing I can do.
You think because you think CNN's viewership is down significantly.
How are they making money?
Right.
They're staying afloat because of China.
You know, that would be what I would argue.
Question whether how solid are the scene?
How solid are ratings?
What do you mean?
How solid if if how solid are the Nielsen ratings?
Yeah.
How solid is that?
I mean, it's a microcosm of well, they use stats and statistics, right?
So they say we're going to pull it since because at Nielsen, they'll send out.
I've gotten them the questionnaire.
Certain date would you watch?
I've gotten those.
I filled them out and send them back.
But they also have these set top boxes.
I've never said I've never.
Have you ever gotten one?
No, never.
I've gotten them.
What to to be invited to be a Nielsen Raider?
It's like a big forum.
It says, you know, we like to this is for ratings and we like to understand what you watched on this date.
Nielsen Raider.
Yeah, no, there are people.
I'm a raider.
There are.
No.
And I think they send out at least they used to haven't got one in years, but they used to send these out.
But I think also think they have set up boxes for so many people.
Right.
They say, yes, they do.
We have one hundred thousand boxes out there.
And they track exactly what they say.
You know, we can extrapolate out over three hundred million people what the viewership is.
That's correct.
So it's not exact science, of course.
Twenty seven percent of people watched it.
But here's the thing, Sean, their ratings are so low that if they if they were manipulated, there's no way they would even let those get that low.
Right.
Does that make sense?
Their ratings are so low in CNN that that it looks so bad, it's so obviously bad and it's so obviously a problem that if it were rigged and if they were not correct or whatever, they would there was no way they would let that happen.
Because it doesn't look good.
What are their ratings?
Bad.
It's bad.
Yeah, but it's like Don Lemon or like Stelter. He's he's like under seven hundred thousand people on a show.
Right. That's shocking.
Yeah.
Extrapolated out to the entire country.
That is shocking.
So I wonder what the who how many people are following Joe Rogan.
So Joe Rogan's getting more.
Yes.
Viewers than Don Lemon.
Well, he and that they can can't they can actually.
There's IP addresses that they. Yeah, it's pretty accurate. Right. Track. Yeah, they know they know exactly how many people.
What like you'll you'll see like on all the videos. How many times it's been viewed.
How many followers do they have? Right.
How many people follow Joe Rogan's podcast?
And they don't get that over the Internet.
I mean, over over the year.
But you know, another thing is the CNN lost their contract with the airports.
Because when you used to go to an airport. Oh, yeah.
It was CNN and CNN everywhere. Who is it now?
I don't know. But CNN lost their contract.
So that was shit. That was huge. Yeah.
That would happen recently. Oh, wow.
I didn't know that. Yeah.
Now it was a different broadcast because it was a specific.
But it's the same news stories. Yeah. Right. Wow.
And so they lost that contract.
And is it Fox News in airports now? I don't know. I don't know.
No, it's it's the you need to look to see what news organization or news channel is in airports.
It used to be CNN for years and years. I remember when it was headline news.
And it was that it was that girl that we talked about Robin Meade.
It was Robin Meade. Right.
And when you at the airport and she was super cute. Right.
And she was bubbly headline news. Yeah. We talked about we talked about her. Right.
Click on that one. Great news for Traveler.
CNN will no longer be broadcast. They're pulling it from the airport.
Well, the CNN Airport Network shut down after 30 years.
Yeah, it's been a long, long time.
I don't know when their last day is.
The unfriendly skies controls content in America's biggest airports.
They're pulling the plug.
So who's pulling the plug?
They they they decided to pull out of airport.
So they have reach TV to take over CNN airport screens.
So I don't know if it was a self-inflicted wound or the we're not going to get our contract thing.
So we're going to get ahead of it and say, yeah, we're just not going to stop.
Oh, yeah. No, I could totally see them doing the spin right before they get canned. Right.
But this was 100 percent.
So March 25th, 2021, which is a month ago, two months ago.
Yeah. So reach TV is moving to provide content for the for those more than 1800 screens and said more than 15 U.S.
airports have already agreed to terms, adding that other airports that have contracts,
the announcement comes as air traffic begins to pick up the vacations, the vaccinations increasing
and public confidence in the travel returning.
So regardless, this is a it's called Reach TV, the airport experience news.
Reach TV. Reach TV to take over CNN airport screens.
Reach as in real China TV.
Yeah, but I like I like that.
You know, real China TV.
Fuck it. That's exactly what it is. Yeah.
You know, you know what? I don't understand what's going on.
So after this Israel-Palestinian conflict, right, that just wrapped up in a ceasefire,
I did not understand the the wave of anti-Israel hate.
It flooded in the United States, in the United States.
Help me understand this, guys.
What what is the. Why?
Why? Why do a lot of people not just in the United States, but in the world, what do they have against Jews?
Well, help me understand this.
I've never understood the hate. I don't get it either, man.
I don't understand either. You know, it's I don't know.
I mean, it was clearly in Europe, right?
It was clearly in in in pre, you know, it's pre World War Two Germany.
It's got something to do with something about Jews.
What is it? It's how it's the knowledge that comes behind the Jews.
You know, they have this they resent them because of the Old Bible.
I think it's I think that that Old Testament bombs, shows them the bumps head with their religion.
I mean, think about it. You've got the religious books that are respected on the planet of the two.
Those are the earliest ones. OK.
You know, I'm just thinking that. Yeah.
How does that explain how to explain Hitler wanting to kill them all?
Well, that was a coincidence.
I think he was just trying to develop the Aryan race.
He was trying to purge. He was trying to purge all the impurities out there.
And it just happened to be a shitload of Jews in Germany.
No, they were singled out.
Well, they were. But no, to his point, they they owned everything.
They were they're very business smart.
They work hard and they managed to kind of like we were complaining about the Chinese owning,
owning land and owning property and owning real estate.
That's the way it was in Germany. They owned everything.
They're the bankers. They they have the money.
They own the real estate. They were the George Soros.
They are they are a successful, a successful group of people.
Right. And so, you know, Hitler was like, you know, they shouldn't own our country.
They're not even from our country. They're not the Aryan race.
And so we're we need to purge them and give our country back to the rightful owners.
Well, he stole all of their belongings. Of course.
You hear about that now. Right. Oh, yeah.
He he forced them out of their their houses and homes and condos and apartments and land.
And they have condos back in the same thing.
But their property and their belongings, everything, you know, it's amazing of
of the treasures, duplexes that are that people still have a family share.
They're Airbnbs that are buried in basements in all over Europe.
What's buried in the belongings that the Nazis took from the from the Jews?
I'm reading a priceless, priceless artifact.
I'm reading a book now that it's talking about these trains that had like cars
and cars and cars of gold and painting.
And they were buried at Adolf Hitler in tunnels, a genius by using trains,
the trains of Europe to move shit, you know, instead of having a a line of vehicles.
Right. You know, they put everything on trains.
It was genius because it was in the it was in the winter.
It's so hard on the road to travel.
She he put everything on trains and he would go to village to village to village, rape everything.
Right. And put on the train and send it back.
And they would melt it down and whatever.
Disgustingly, that's how he moved people. Yeah. Yeah, you're true.
It is. Yeah. He put the blockers on one train and the Jews on the other.
It's just, you know, that's crazy. Yeah. Dark topic.
I don't know how we got on that. But.
Why, how do we get it? But it does because I did.
I don't understand today, today in America, what is the anti-Israel sentiment?
It's it's trouble. Get it. It's simply trouble.
I think it's political and the press and BLM.
And they get press that I think I think you have.
You have current congressman, Ilan Omar, that outright is slamming Jews.
You know, he's doing the same thing. You got the squad.
But ignorance of AOC, it's a day or see a lot of water.
She she comes from that. That's the way she was brought up and stuff.
AOC is just ignorant. She's from Sudan, Somalia, Somalia.
I think she's from Somalia. I think she's from Somalia, which is a Muslim country.
Yeah. Yeah. And their pictures of her hate.
Hate Israel. Yeah. And there are pictures of her.
There's a religious there's a religious reason.
There's the there's the and so who's Talib Talib, the one that goes with the manhands.
Yeah. The one that's like we're going to get that mother effort out of office.
Correct. Time to impeach that motherfucker.
Well, we are what a class act. Anyway, she is she get reelected, by the way.
Well, she yeah. By 90 something percent. Right. I don't get it.
What does that tell you? Anyway, so she is what Dearborn she's part in Michigan.
She's part Palestinian. So I get I get why she hates Israel.
Right. Yeah. But but still, this isn't a Palestinian thing.
This is a Hamas thing. Well, but they don't separate it.
Right. In their in their in their mind.
Well, then the Palestinian issue happened even before Hamas took over.
It got worse. He got militant and radical when Hamas took over.
But before that, they would still have issues because for guys, a thousand, a thousand years,
they've been fighting over the same land.
In other words, if like when you when you're dealing with your kids,
if you can't figure out how to solve this problem, if you're fighting over this soccer ball,
if you can't solve how to play soccer, I'm taking the soccer ball away.
That's kind of what you think. So just take the land away.
Yeah, but I was going to do that. But it's kidding.
No one's going to do that. Of course, but I would look for work.
But here's here's the thing. Don't put don't put Sean in charge.
If you could do something like if you would take like a planet size bulldozer
and be like, you know what? You know what?
I'm dividing the sandbox up a little bit differently because you two you two have fucked everything up.
Right. You have fucked everything along. Yeah.
So you know what? Guess what we're doing.
This is the new line and nothing is the same anymore.
Yeah. And just wipe it clean. But it doesn't work that way.
I'm not talking about Israel is a sovereign country.
I'm not talking about land as is. I'm talking about you would upset the entire world
because there are there's holy land there and holy sites.
Yeah, I know. I know. And I don't really mean that.
It's just I know it's just a shame.
If you're running for the head of the UN, I'm not voting for you.
Nikki Haley. She blew it. Can she come back from that?
I don't know, man. We've already talked about this. No, she cannot. Three times.
No, four times. Who's the other one? Heather?
Yeah, we talked about that, too. We talked about this exactly.
Who's like, oh, that blog. I know. And then we never know who it is.
And then we finally look it up and then we're like, oh, yeah. OK. Anyway, who was Dua Lipa?
Dua Lipa. Who is that?
Dua Lipa. She's a singer.
Singer Dua Lipa. Who cares what she thinks, though?
No one. That's what I'm saying. No one cares about these people.
She's being criticized by somebody.
Well, she had an ugly campaign against. Who gives a shit what she says?
Dua Lipa. Pro-Palestinian stance.
That's such a weird singer. The singer Dua Lipa.
OK. Where is she from? Let's dig in. Hold on.
So we might have talked about this last week, but let's dig into that that conflict between Israel and Palestine.
OK. Just just briefly. So.
They are always fighting over the Holy Land, right?
Over. Actually, it's it's a little more particular than that.
It's East Jerusalem. Right.
Anyway, in a bottom line is they had some local some local riots and mobs,
and then they put that riot down because it was getting them really.
They were throwing Molotov cocktails and all this kind of stuff. They shot rubber bullets.
A lot of people got hurt. And then Hamas started launching rockets.
They started launching rockets from Palestine.
And when that happens, Israel said, yeah, we're not going to allow that.
You're not going to indiscriminately fire rockets into our populated areas.
OK. And then from there, they said, we're going to do whatever it takes to make Hamas not be able to do that in the future.
And they were heavy handed. And I don't blame them.
And the thing about it, the difference in Canada launching rockets into the United States indiscriminately.
But the difference is that it down the the Israelis called up the places where they were going to bomb.
And they were like, hey, we're about to. Oh, they did everything they could to minimize your area.
That's right. Because we found rockets came from right here at these coordinates.
So we're decimating these coordinates and that's we encourage you guys to evacuate because they're coming down to ours.
They built tunnels all over Palestine, miles and miles of tunnels so they can move rockets, move rockets from one place to another month, one place to another.
And they're launching them from right in front of mosque, right in front of schools, right in hospitals and right there in densely populated apartment complexes
because they because they they're daring Israel to, you know, take this out, take this rocket battery out.
I dare you. And they did. And they did. And I don't blame them.
I'm sorry, I don't. I don't. You have these are terrorists and you and you have to beat them.
You have to fight them. I mean, I saw this. It's an interesting system.
I wonder how big those tunnels are. I mean, as far as driving vehicles, they decimated those tunnels, took them out.
Well, we saw footage last week. They're not huge. Oh, I never saw footage.
Yeah, we watched it. So what are they six foot wide, four feet, like five feet high?
I mean, what are we talking about? There are people walking in them. They're not sure Saturday night dates.
So they're six feet, six feet high and probably eight feet wide where they can move.
And do they have rails or do they have rails to move rockets?
The part we saw people were just walking through it. They weren't rails. They weren't moving rockets or anything.
Maybe it was something different. Well, that's I think that's how they're moving weapons.
Anyway, let's let's move on. So I want to talk about the the the thing that Rhonda Santus just did down in Florida.
Or he's about to do. OK, with social media and what he's doing is he he's what he's what he's done is.
If you're on Facebook or Twitter or what are the there's probably the only two that if you say something, you know, like, for instance, you know, Trump got deplatformed.
Right. They got pulled off. There is a couple of others out there that have been pulled off because, you know, they go counter against whatever Facebook believes, whatever believes.
Right. Anything that you say about the big lie and stuff like that, they'll they'll yank you off.
Well, what Ron DeSantis did is he says, well, if Facebook and Twitter do that, you now have a path to sue them.
One hundred percent. I've been waiting for this to happen.
They are they are absolutely denying First Amendment rights, civil civil liberties.
And it's all based off of I don't agree with you. So you're not allowed to say it.
That's right. They call it hate speech. They call it your you know, just like the you know, they say Trump stoked the fires when he was tweeting.
Right. And that's what led to the insurrection.
What Ron DeSantis said is that this session, this session, we took action to ensure that we the people, real Floridians across the Sunshine State are guaranteed protection against the Silicon Valley elites.
Many in our state have experienced censorship and other tyrannical behavior firsthand in Cuba and Venezuela.
If big tech consensus enforce rules consistently to discriminate in favor of the dominant Silicon Valley ideology, they will now be held accountable.
I love it. That is fucking huge. It is. Did you guys finish your shot? You just did another one.
Yeah, he's on his second. Yeah, look at look at the difference between ours here.
Well, and look at the difference at the end of the night. What does that mean?
Just saying. Wow. What a jerk. Hold on. Just because I visit visiting the Pygmies doesn't mean I was kicking the web.
Are you insinuating that he gets blown up more than you? What a jerk. Yes.
Look what you do at the end. You don't you get you take your shit on your bathroom. Well, actually, that that would be the opposite. You would give him less, not more.
I did not pour that. Yeah, he poured that. I did not pour that. He poured this. No, he said, look what I'm going to do to you.
I finished mine and he pushed the bottle to me. I did peer pressuring me to take your pressuring him.
And then when he poured just a tiny bit, I showed my glass to his and said, and hence here we are hence hence hence and forthright hence and forthright consequentially.
So this true. We'll go back to it either to smells very carmely carmely caramely caramely.
So back to the round. I think if he if he stays on this path, if Trump doesn't run, I think he is going to be the leader.
I if if it doesn't go sideways because the closer we get, the press is going to come out and they're going to dig shit up or they're going to try it just like they did with Trump.
But he has some he's a little more. I hate to say this, but he's a little more dignified.
DeSantis is a little more dignified. He is.
So I I pray I'm actually praying I would say more polished that Trump polished whatever.
He's a politician because he's a politician. Trump was not a politician. He's a 12 year old bully.
We've talked about this. So I would wish Trump just step back.
Be like George Soros is for the left. He may step back and just support the races that you need to support.
And people still like him and they and they know he was going.
He had his the right things in mind.
And but he's a shitty politician, man.
I would venture to say that there are even though you may be right.
I'd venture to say that. Half the population wants Trump to run.
I don't I and I get it. I get it because he is the antithesis of typical Washington politics, a politician and how old is DeSantis?
And he damn he had things that were working. The border was working. China pressure was working.
All these things were working. He's 42. The Keystone pipeline was working.
He's got time. He's got time. Energy independence was working.
Everything was fucking working. I would I would bring I'd be Ron DeSantis in as his vice president.
And I want Trump out and I would have Ron DeSantis take over on the side.
I want DeSantis to be president. Well, I disagree because you could have a full 12 years because you have a Trump for one more than DeSantis and then DeSantis.
OK, that's what I'm thinking. I mean, I'm not sure because it could be a unique situation because help.
You know, it may have happened before where a president is in, then they're out and then in again.
But here's the thing. Well, you got Ronald Reagan and then George Bush.
But here's what those 12 years because Bush only won the one year.
Do you really do you really want the divisiveness that Trump brings?
Man, I think now I want it again. Are you saying it's not a divisive now divisiveness because he's not he doesn't have Twitter.
He doesn't have Facebook. Do you think it's less divisive now?
I don't think it is like who like between who and who was bite people, people.
I think it's the same understanding. I'm just saying there was this.
The difference between then and now is that we don't bust Biden's balls as much as they busted Trump's balls.
Of course, because that's what it was.
The divisiveness was the shitheads in Congress going after Trump and the press going after Trump nonstop.
Let's beat it for this. That's not going to work. Let's let's beat it for that.
And do you think they would go after DeSantis just like they go after Trump?
Yes. Yes. I think any Republican that's getting there right now is going to be just.
Then go with Trump. OK, if the divisiveness is going to be there anyway, I know he's got the balls to do what needs to be done.
And and DeSantis can be VP.
He may pave the way for a better selection of presidents. He's going to pave the way. He's going to pave the way of how the big tech, you know, fuck that.
Let let them use Trump as a scapegoat. Yeah, that is the way for the future. In other words, let him be the sacrificial lamb.
Yeah. And he doesn't set up to set. Yeah, he doesn't care. He's already a billionaire. His family, his family's family, his they're set for generations.
Yeah. And right. It doesn't matter. At this point, he's doing things for the right reasons.
And you know what? When he walks up and he hugs the American flag, what other president has ever done that?
I miss that. He hugged it. What? That's awesome. When did he do that?
Well, he did that one of the first things he was in office. He went up to the American flag and gave it a hug.
And he loves the United States. They tore him up for that, didn't they?
I'm sure they did. I don't know. Did they mock him mercilessly? I'm sure there's memes and all kinds of stuff.
I want to see that. Yeah, right. There he is. What a but America loved that.
We did. The majority of America loved that.
You know, and and that's kissing the flag to that.
That to me says a lot because I don't see it's not just I'm not talking specifically about Biden.
I'm talking about the Democrats. I don't believe the Democrats love America the way.
No, they don't. They I just I don't believe they want to rebuild it. They want to rebuild it in the image that they have of it.
They they constantly want change and they want the we are at a starting point.
The Democrats said we are at a starting point. This is we want the endgame to be over here.
Republicans, I should say, like Donald Trump and where we're at with the Republican Party, they're calling.
Hey, man, we're here now. We love here now. And let's let's keep America great.
Let's keep the direction rolling. And they just want to dumb it down to make it amazing how people dependent on them.
It's that that's what's very disheartening about our American politics is how he can do all these things.
America first jobs and everything was going great. And then and then, of course, covid hit.
But but my point is, yeah, but then there's a saying that the covid hit because they're trying to get rid of Trump.
Yeah, no, I get that. But my point is, then you have a change in presidency.
And 150 days, it's the antithesis and a hundred executive orders undo everything that every and a lot of these things are so petty, so childish.
It's like the Garden of Heroes. He's going to undo that. Why? Why? Just because Trump did it. Right.
That's so childish. They are they're wanting to erase him. Anything he did.
It didn't matter if it was good for the country. It didn't matter if it worked. The border thing worked.
Everything worked. I went through all these examples of things that worked and they just will.
Let's Trump is Trump. So we have to undo it. It's literally childish. It is.
And now we have a senile 80 something year old man who not even calling the shots running.
Can't even walk up a flight of stairs. Yeah. Did you see that that press secretary, Jen Psaki?
She's a piece of work. She said that he is so in shape. It's hard to keep up with him.
Oh, really? Yes. Really? Even though I machine, even though I see him walking like an old man, he's pounding down.
He does. He does this little hop thing. You know, I'm talking about walks on his toes or so.
Yeah, he's doing this little OK. I just need to walk straight and make sure I keep pick my feet up in case I'm going to stumble.
I'm I he. Yeah, it's bad. Well, these days he's going to be walking out there.
He's just going to crater and he's probably going to get killed. He's going to break his shoulder.
Yeah, he's going to fall down Air Force One stairs and die. Well, I don't wish that on. I don't either.
It's just I think we've talked about this before. I think it's it's it's it's a child. Call a spade a spade.
Elderly abuse is what it is. Actually, it is kind of.
And, you know, they they're riding on his coattails and they're riding on Obama's coattails is what they're doing.
Correct. They're they're basically it's the old administration.
It is 100 percent Manhattan District Attorney convened special grand jury in Trump probe.
They just can't let him go. They can't. They can't stop. Let them go.
Well, and it's because they know he's coming back.
Yeah, they're doing everything they can to make sure he never comes back.
I mean, they tried to impeach him when he was out of office. I mean, come on.
Even if he doesn't come back, they know they did impeach him out of office.
They did. And even as a comeback, they want to completely delegitimize him.
I know that to where he can't help. That's right.
That's how terrified they are of him. Yeah.
Despite half the country supporting him vehemently.
All right. So we have to end. I don't know if we're ending soon, but we all right.
We have to have a fun topic now.
How the hell does this computer know that we went to Ikea and bought that exact thing?
Because Big Brother is watching, brother.
Really? We did not search on this computer.
That bed is listening is the I think it is.
It is. The computer is not listening.
Is that but it's not your personal email on there, right?
I did. Yes, I did. There you go.
But I did not log on to this, but my wife packets looked at it on her phone, showed me on her.
It was on my phone. She showed me.
You know, Paul would know more about this stuff because he worked in the industry.
I did my steal people's information. Super creepy. Super creepy.
But this computer outside of I logged in today on my outlook of my hotmail.
But other than that, there is absolutely zero tie to me.
And I didn't use my hotmail to look or log into Ikea or anything like that.
Yeah. So I did work for the company that had the creepy.
You search for this and then every single website you go to from then on, the ads are what you previously searched on or similar things.
Right. And they know they know everything about you.
Right. So they're trying to get to the point where they they're let's say right there.
Let's say they're trying to target. Yeah, there you go.
That's that that's that family that Ikea, whatever the hell that word is. That's what she's building out there.
Right. So let's say they are targeting young single black women.
That's their audience. They're looking for single, you know, single black women.
They know enough information about their the people that buy products that they they know that let's just say you were that right.
And you were walking into a mall. They know you're there.
They know you're there because of geofencing and the phone because of the phone.
And they know, yeah, that Jeff, that you are single black and you're a female.
And they are sent and they're sending you texts.
Check this. They're sending you texts. They know that you bought a shawl.
Right. Last week or two weeks ago, they want to know if you have the matching skirt.
They believe it or not. Yep. They have they have something to match that.
And they tell you if you come right now, we know you're in the mall.
And if you and if you buy it today, 20 percent off today, today only because we know you're in the mall.
Yeah, that was going on. Incredible.
They were talking about that when I worked at Penny's. Yeah.
And they're wanting because that's when the phone started coming out.
They're like, how can we have advertising as you walk through the store, geofencing to change as I walk through the store? Yep.
So they'd have these big monitors that says, OK, well, Sean's walking through and he buys this type of jean and this type of shirt.
I want to show it on the monitor. Yeah.
When he goes by someone else comes, it changes to what he likes to buy.
Oh, wow. Yeah. That's what they're wanting to do.
Wow. That's awesome. I mean, it's amazing. But that's what they were talking about.
It's creepy. It's super creepy, but it's amazing.
And it's all based on data. Well, you know, data.
So look, in the I'm not I'm I don't like people's spying on me, that kind of stuff. But for the experience of to make it easier for me.
Yeah. Why not? I mean, if I were to have something, let's say let's say it's my cell phone.
OK. And if I were to do I mean, if I were to do certain searches, but I would like to choose. So I would probably like to say, you know what?
If I want my private side, I want to search on something that's my private side.
But if I if I want to if I know that I want help looking for like right now, I'm looking for a toolbox for my garage. Right.
Right. So at this point, I want to be chased down to buy a toolbox. So I don't find that a problem.
So if I want to do a search on a specific app that would charge my interest in it by doing all these proactive searches, hats off to them.
I want to know. I'm looking. I'm shopping. I want to buy a toolbox.
And that's I don't want any of that. Well, here's the thing. That's a great point.
So a lot of this stuff is based on loyalty programs. Right.
So you shop all the time at Home Depot. You want the points.
So you create a membership with with with Home Depot and then you click on the let me know.
Let me know if you have deals on this and that. Right.
And so a lot of this stuff is opting in. Right. You can opt out.
You walked in. I have the Kroger card because, you know, you save money and you get gas points and shit.
Yeah. But they said targeted coupons because, you know, I buy this type of cheese or whatever.
Yeah. Coupons for that. They're very targeted, which is fine.
And but they don't they don't email me. They don't reach out to me and shit like that.
Like they would they would. But you probably opted out.
Well, no, it's just there is no option, I don't believe. I don't it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I don't want I don't want what I search here on my phone to pop up there.
Yes. It's creepy on a computer that shouldn't have that information.
Yeah, it's creepy. I don't like that. I don't either.
It's a little it's a little intrusive. Yeah.
Yeah, that is. I mean, considering that that's a that's not your computer.
Yeah. And you may have logged on.
So look, just because you logged onto that computer once, I mean, I can log on to that computer
and it's going to do the same thing with me. But is it going to do both? I don't know.
Maybe once you purge the Internet settings. Yeah, I don't know how it works.
I don't I don't know how it knows. I mean, the only way you can think of think of that is if things are listening.
I think that's happening as well. Right. So if that laptop is listening and that laptop knows that you have another device.
Of course. I mean, you are you. I mean, but it knows things.
It knows like where this this tablet right here, this tablet right here is listening.
It is. In fact, if I were to if I were to go to the settings on this bad boy, how were they?
You know, we talked about Alexa. Look, she says she is listening is on.
What does that mean? Sync means that it's across all of your accounts that you're logged on my Google accounts.
Right. And they're everywhere. Yeah.
So, you know, and then like right now, I could say to my my phone, I can say, OK, Google.
I don't know if it's going to populate there, but it sure will on my phone. Right.
Especially when you belch it into it, especially when you belch into your phone.
Is that your way of activating it? Actually, I don't know why it's not working right now, but I thought it's probably because it's listening.
It's like, oh, we need to turn this off. What's her?
What's the the guy's name, the actor's name, Kevin Spacey? Your experiment is totally sucking right now.
Yes. Well, I had in all fairness for the podcast, I have muted my phone. To be fair. To be fair.
To be fair. Nice. We need to watch the newest ones. I'm about halfway through. I've never watched it.
You need to watch it. I know. You've never watched any of it. Never.
You need to. You got to give it time because it's a sense of humor that is a little different.
And it's fast and it's lots of talking. Yes. Witty, witty, super witty humor.
You got to listen. A lot of Shakespearean play on words and shit.
Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of I use the word so she has to be very hard.
Close. So fast. I can't read. I can't read fast enough. Right.
Well, you can really see the difference between the bottles.
So we got this balcony bottle and we were already down about a fifth of the bottle.
I am. That's all Paul. I am. The last bottle barely hit the shoulder.
He's like, OK, I'll have some. Really? That's what Rachel happens with the end of the night.
Yeah, we just found it. Damn, dude. I got to drive you home. I don't want you throwing up in my brand new Jetta.
This is my first shot, though. That's your second or third. Are you OK?
You're seeing stars. I just burnt skin off the back of my throat.
What are you thinking? Can I ask another question? Can we back off?
Can we can we back off the the the the premise that the only thing we need to buy from now on is something one hundred and forty plus.
Yeah, the bar is at one hundred thirty nine proof.
You know, there are lots of of 80 proof, but it's got to taste good.
And you know what? The hundred it was good. Time out. Remember TX whiskey?
80 proof. Yeah, well, that's not good. Was out there. 80 proof.
But we're finding a lot of good ones. We need to back off of this.
What's the highest octane? What's the highest proof you have here?
Well, we do have one hundred and seventy two proof over in this in this case over here.
I don't care what you call it. Can we get off of the the the ridiculous proof bourbons for once?
No, yes, we can. We can. You do what you want.
We are literally walking down the aisle going, oh, this looks good.
Oh, it's over there. The bourbon that I need to stop is I enjoy the flavors that come out between one hundred and fifteen and one hundred twenty.
No, don't you? I like a hundred proof and above.
I can promise you there's some 80 to 95 proof bourbons. There are some that we are passing up because oh, oh, I also like that.
Oh, weak. That's for the pansies ever.
I have no problem with that. I have no problem buying lower proof.
OK, really? So two to one. You lost. I don't think we've talked about it.
I don't partake. Oh, what do we think? Oh, it's 80 proof.
Yeah, I'll go to my nose. You know what, guys? I'm going to pass.
I'll turn 15. It's the Sean pass.
There was a lot of good ones in the ninety four. Ninety six. There's a ton of bourbons out there that we're passing on because we like eighty four.
I'm not passionate on them. That one that I bought like back beat.
Yeah, I like. Oh, now we're throwing out all the shitty ones that I picked, huh? Like Williamsburg.
Oh, coconut. Hold on. Like eighty four.
He already said that one, dummy. Oh, God.
If you're going to if you're going to like gang up on me, make sure you do it at the same time.
You know, you're all I was just reciting bad bourbons.
Whatever. It's a coincidence that they happen to be yours.
No, no. Well, was it that's so shitty?
It was too. Well, I don't like we all miss. I don't like that.
That old monkey that you guys drink to that stuff is disgusting. Fantastic.
I did a good mixer. I'm out of it and mix it with Dr.
Pepper. I'm telling you, I'll try that.
It's the shit. And I drank all of it the other night.
I drank the rest of my body. Are you kidding?
You know what? You sons of bitches, I'm going to end up buying old monk and Dr.
Fucking Pepper. It's fantastic.
I like it with Sprite. That was and you were turned on by some Indian friends.
I call it yours. Three of them last night. I did.
You were you were turned on to old monk by some Indian colleagues of yours.
Oh, yeah. So is this something that came as from India?
Is it? It's from India. It's an Indian room.
And we were, you know, a lot of those Indian restaurants are BYOB.
So we stopped at Total Wine on the way.
We had already been drinking at happy hour. We had already been drinking a happy hour.
We decided to stop at Total Wine. He picks up a bottle of old monk.
We pick up some coke. We go to this Indian restaurant where it's BYOB.
And damn, I'm I'm I'm a believer. Old Monk is some it's cheap.
It's cheap. It's cheap. Sixteen bucks for seven. Yeah, it's good.
They make a tanker. No, not a total one. No, they don't.
What's that? What's that? They sell a keg.
Yes. Yes, they sell a keg.
It's really good. I go through a bottle.
I don't go through it as fast as you do, but it's a couple of weeks.
No, it's very Mr. Producer on the far right.
It's very seldom that I drink Supreme up top, top, top, top right there.
But yeah, Jeff, it's very kind of that is that I look at there.
It comes with a caricature of the hat is the hat.
The bottle. I don't think the same. And they dip the head in gold.
No, they say basically the same. You get you get a bottle of old monk.
It is the same. It is the same.
It's kind of tankard is in that bottle. It kind of comes like like you'd get those old cologne bottles.
You know, we're shaped like a like a car or looks like a Russian stacked dog.
I love it. I would love to have that bottle.
I have to ask somebody who's who's in India to buy that.
Bring it to me. It comes on. You could keister that.
Yeah. Oh, come on. What's wrong with you?
Introduce that served warm. Wow.
That's why the I'm speechless. I wonder how much that bottle is, though.
You could tell we've started talking about you guys. Old monk bottles.
Not me. But yeah, what?
So go to shopping on that. I'm just curious to see how much that big is that?
How big is this? Oh, it's 750. Yeah.
So the supreme is only 30 bucks.
It's good stuff, man. It's very unique. I like old monk.
It's very unique. It's very unique. I like it.
Again, I think it's nasty straight. Oh, I would never drink it straight.
But it's really good. Mix it with. All right. All right.
You know what? So you you agree with me that it's nasty straight. It is.
It is. But it's great with the mixer. Yeah.
Yeah. 100 percent. I agree with you, too. I don't think it's straight.
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even try to straight.
It's not good. No, I haven't. It wasn't good. Yeah.
Turn me out. I was like, no, I didn't do it. No. Drink it with Dr. Pepper.
Yeah. All right.
Pretty uneventful podcast for the end of May.
But I don't think we brushed up on a lot of topics.
We covered lots of things tonight. Yeah.
What were you guys seem underwhelmed?
Well, I was kind of thinking about you. I feel underwhelmed about that.
I about me about Paul. No, no, no.
But his choices in Bourbons.
Yeah. Wow.
Look, I'm not the one that chooses to have a golf outing over hanging out with your buddies.
It's a team outing at work. I don't have a choice.
Thank you guys. We'll see you next week. Bye.
Jackass.
Dude, good music.
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