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Are we live? We're live. Are we live? We are live. Live 24 7. Oh my god. 24 7. Yeah,

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we're always here. I didn't know that. I'm not. There are a few moments where I'm not

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here. So ladies and gentlemen, this is the last podcast of May 2021. May. Can you believe

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it? Oh my uh my anniversary. No, there's a there's a Tuesday next week. It's coming

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up. And that's the first. No. Wow, that was abrupt. Yeah, Monday's the 31st. Oh, you're

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correct. It is the 31st on Monday. You're right. Damn, man. Yeah, June is like, damn,

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this year's flying. It is. We're almost halfway through. We're old. It's the way it is. My

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dad said that. Time flies. Every year that passes, it goes faster. Faster. Faster. Faster.

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I think because you don't have the breaks like you did when you were a kid. I think

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that's one factor. Yeah. Well, I also think it's because we like when we're a kid, we

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have to do whatever we want. We don't have to be here. We don't have to be there. Time

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goes slower when it's on your schedule. We have the same job doing the same thing every

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day blends into the next. Rinse, repeat. Yeah, it's Groundhog Day for old people. It is.

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I like Groundhog Day. It's about to experience that. All our kids are. I know. Yeah, producer

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graduated. I know. Congratulations, Mr. Producer, for your graduation. Yeah. How was the ceremony?

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Well, it was indoors, which I didn't know. In fact, I feel kind of stupid because I was

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a little seasoned during your birthday party this past weekend. And I'll speak to somebody's

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wife, Randy's wife, I believe. And I was like, yeah, I need to bring an umbrella in case

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it rains. And if it doesn't rain, at least I'll have it for the sun. And she was like,

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it's going to be at the Star Center. And it didn't register when she said that. I was

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thinking the soccer field. You're sitting at the Star Center with your umbrella. I believe

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it right now. No, no. But but the point I'm saying you probably cornstarch to crotch in

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the whole nine years. I didn't understand what she didn't understand. That was what

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the deal is. I was kind of like, I don't understand why you're not getting this because, you know,

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they graduated from the soccer field last year. What was that stadium called? And we

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were under. Oh, no, yeah, we were under umbrellas. Yeah, it was hot. It was effing hot. Yeah,

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toasty. So I thought that's where we were going the whole time. And then finally, um,

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Sarah was like, no, it's at the it's enclosed. It's at the Star Center. You idiot. Right.

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And I was like, oh, and then you know how you get those O's and you're like, oh, oh,

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oh, that's why. Oh. And then you just like a total idiot. That conversation made sense,

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right? Yeah. And then I understand why, you know, did they have any musical acts or anything?

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The Jovey or the band? So they had some pre recorded stuff. So the valedictorian, I don't

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know their names, but you know, they were up there. Everything was pre recorded, which

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is kind of cool. Made things a lot more simple than he go out of line or anything. You know

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what? Here's a here's a hot opinion I could do without the valedictorian speech. Well,

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you know what? It's it's you can name the person and say they are the top and here's

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the second top salutarian or whatever they are. But I'm not interested. Yeah, I get it.

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And you know what? Then there's also a guest person that comes and gives his inspiration

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and her her inspirational remarks. You know, I think so. My oldest son graduated from Arkansas

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and we were in the Arkansas basketball arena. Same type of deal. And so here's the dude,

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you know, the dean of whatever, right? He's up there talking the whole time, introducing

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everybody on the stage, having some words for the blah, blah, blah for the for the graduates.

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And then he says, you know, we're due to covid. We don't have a speaker today. So we're going

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to do a montage of of inspirational quotes from former speakers. And so they play this

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video of Trey Gowdy. No, of just, you know, all these different people from all these

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different years saying like, you know, snippets, right? And I'm thinking you're up there talking

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the whole time. Well, that's what I don't get. I mean, this person's up there by themselves

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talking the whole time, fairly distanced, and they could bring their own microphone

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condom up there, change it, pull it off when you're done. You know what? I'm getting tired

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of being in situations where I'm like, oh, really? Oh, that, that about covid. You know

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what I mean? Right. And I get I think more than more and more of this that's coming out

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with the covid with the Fauci. Oh, dude, they're making like major about faces on stuff, man.

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There's now they're saying, I don't know what news is right. Without Fauci, they're saying

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that that this is all a farce. Yeah. And that this was a this was not a farce as far as

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they're saying this was a planned attack. Yeah. They're saying we're going to take out.

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So the mainstream media hasn't gone that far. They haven't made that connection yet, which

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we made day one, by the way. I don't know if you remember. We were talking about this

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in the podcast. This is how they're going to get Trump out of office. Yes. I was saying

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this was, I think, potentially a deliberate attack by China. Right. Anyway, so the mainstream

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media is now going going full circle back to, oh, we think it was accidentally released

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from the Wuhan Wuhan lab. Yeah. Which we were like, oh, really? There's a level four virology

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lab in Wuhan. That's weird. It started right there, but in a little market nearby. Really?

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Right. I mean, the whole thing is so full of shit. Yeah, because all they really have

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to do is there were there were folks in the lab that got ill, violently ill. Yeah. And

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they got hospitalized before any of this happened. But back in like October, like in twenty nine.

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No, it's twenty nineteen, wasn't it? It would have been. Yeah. So is it twenty nine? Yeah,

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you're right. Gosh, we lost twenty twenty back in October. So it was October of twenty

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nineteen. Well, even earlier. Well, I think it finally got officially saying that we covid's

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out there in November, right? Yeah. Yeah. There were folks that came down with it first

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from the land in the lab that were that got sick in the lab. And China refuses to cooperate

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with the World Health Organization, of course, and release the records of those folks that

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worked in the lab. So it's like, hey, man, where are those folks out there right here?

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Release their records so we can see what they have antibodies and we could date them. Right.

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And they won't. They won't. Of course not. They won't give that information. Why? Because

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it was one of two things. The World Health Organization is a bunch of crooked sons of

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bitches of what they are. And they're paid off by China. Totally. A hundred percent.

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I mean, just like a lot of our politicians paid off by the United States of America.

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That's where they get million dollars is what we give to them. And but they're also getting

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paid under the table, I'm sure. Like, I'm sure. But tell you what, when the World Health

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Organization came out and they did what they did, they gave out false information trying

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to protect China. Donald J. Trump, Mr. President, dropped their ass. Fucking body slammed them.

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We're pulling all of our money out. Fuck you. He had intelligence for a whole time and he's

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acting on it, man. I mean, he's got it. Exactly what he said from the get go from the get

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go. He was like, hey, man, this is where it came from. And suck it. And everyone beat

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him up over it. They did. You're racist against bats. Yep.

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Against the meat market. The Wuhan bat. Wet markets. That's racist. Where they're like

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hanging wombats and stuff. So crazy. Anyway, what are we drinking tonight?

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Well, hold on. I heard they serve penguin. Penguin? Penguin? Where are they getting penguin

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from? Penguin. Do they serve penguin in wet? No, it's shit they pull out of the jungle

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in the caves. I have no idea. I don't believe they import penguins.

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What is that called? A wet market. I thought that was like sea.

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No. So they don't serve penguin in wet markets?

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No. Maybe. Maybe.

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In Antarctica. Can you eat penguin?

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It's a bird. You can eat anything.

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You can eat anything. Well, I know. But is it, I mean.

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We eat spam for god's sake. So look up.

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Is it illegal to eat penguin? Is it like a gamey kind of bird?

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I don't think it's illegal to really to eat. I mean, because you can imagine those big

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ass black imperial. It's probably a lot of fat.

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The Wagyu steak has a lot of fat. Look how much that shit goes for it.

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The Wagyu fat is different than like I'm half fat so I don't get cold.

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I don't know. I mean, is polar bear meat good?

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So a wet market. There you go. That's where they have just like shit hanging on hooks.

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Yeah. Take it, cook it, hurry up before it goes bad.

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I just kill. I just kill the sloth. Gross. I just kill a sloth skinned it and hung up.

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What's the process? They got some stuff that I'm not used to seeing in real life, you know?

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Well, that's the whole point. It's all kinds of meat.

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That's why they're saying bats and weird shit.

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Yeah. Anyway, I'm just wondering, can you eat penguin?

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Yeah, platypus. You'll see a lot of that in China.

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Wow. Hold on. I'm looking it up here. Can you eat penguins?

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Yeah. So penguins long considered to be ineligible, but even the most heartiest of sailors

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have recently discovered to taste a lot like veal if you cook it long enough.

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So I imagine if you sous vide a penguin, it would break down the proteins good enough

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so that you could enjoy a nice soft tender. We're not going to let you do it because it's

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illegal because the Antarctic Treaty of 1959 restricts anybody from killing and eating

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penguins. So that's the Antarctic Treaty. Why?

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Are there penguins in North India? No, we're not in Antarctica.

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There's a lot in Prosper. Penguins are fish. They're mammals.

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They're amphibians. What if I have a farm of a bunch of penguins?

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They live in water. No, they're just naturally occurring.

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Outlander both. Penguins are birds.

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It says eating too many could lead to mercury toxicity because they're eating fish.

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That's why I don't eat penguins. And if you did choose to eat a penguin or

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its eggs, they would generally taste quite fishy.

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Gross. Like salmon?

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No, like sardines. Like grots.

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Salmon eggs. Have you ever smelled salmon eggs?

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No. Have you ever gone fishing and you get the

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little thing of salmon eggs? Oh, yeah, the little red balls.

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Well, they're various colors, but... Typically red.

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Thank you, Jeff. He's always contrarian. Whatever I say, he wants to say the opposite.

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You know, I recall going through the fish store and they had these vials of eggs that

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you would use for bait. And I just remember there was a rainbow of different colors.

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You know, blue, green. It could be sturgeon.

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Yellow. Could be? Sturgeon. Northern pike.

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Or gar. Be like fish egg. What is it called?

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Fish egg bait. Eel.

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Or arapaima. Eel.

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Eel? Eel eggs.

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I've never... See, look at that. There's all kinds of colors.

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You're right. I think those are falsely colored.

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Whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. You know, when I went to the store, look at this

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UV glow. Of course it's going to be falsely colored.

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Balls of fire. Oh, God, have you ever had that?

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It's called balls of fire. It's called ball chafe.

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The only time I've ever had balls of fire is when I actually grazed my nutsack with

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a handful of Bengay. Or someone punches it.

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Or flicks it. Oh, I got a... What is that? Asper cream?

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No, no. What is the... Yes, right. Asper cream.

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I have Asper cream for my shoulder, but it doesn't have the menthol and stuff in it.

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It was something that came in a bottle. I see a lot.

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It was like... Oh, my God. What was it called?

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Ah, fuck it. Whatever. I got some of that in my balls once, too.

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KY. No, it was not KY.

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Yeah, but you've gotten lots of that. Actually, I may have lots of KY on there.

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Yeah. You have some on there now, probably.

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For easy insertion. Wow.

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Good God, man. How vivid.

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Who hurt you? Seriously, very vivid.

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You're the one talking about that. Your summer camps are very different from mine.

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No shit. One time at band camp, right?

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Is that where they had the fish eggs? Anyway, so the fish eggs.

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Wuhan market. Yes, we get it. That's one thing I would like to try is caviar.

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Have you tried caviar? I've tried caviar.

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I was at the Four Seasons and I had caviar. I've never had it.

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Fantastic. It's salty, isn't it?

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Tastes like a fish egg. Yeah, salty. Tastes like a fish egg.

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You know the thing about caviar is that it pops in your mouth.

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So like it explodes. Yeah, it's kind of like.

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Oh, that's disgusting. Very.

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How do you know? It could be delicious.

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I mean, just the thought of having a fish egg in my mouth and then I squeeze it against the roof of my mouth and it pops.

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So if we said, hey, these are new little.

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What is that? That iced tea drink that you get where there's a bubble tea.

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It has the other Boba tea. I think that's that's kind of so. Oh, yeah.

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Well, yeah. The typical one does have tapioca, but they they've they've gone further.

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Now they encapsulate some sort of fruit juice or something.

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And so you get a drink full of these little floating bubble gels filled with fruity flavors and filled with vodka.

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That's a go on. I like where this is going.

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So like adult, can you imagine that bourbon balls?

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Come on, we're going to have that in a glass of bourbon balls.

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We're going to have that after we finish tonight.

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It's true. Yeah, it's crazy.

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We still haven't even talked about our bourbon.

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No, I'm interested. I've never been interested in the Boba tea because I think it looks disgusting for one thing.

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Now, I'll tell you what, there was one time I went to market and with my with my daughter and we got one of those little bubble thing drinks.

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And we were drinking it. It was the typical tapioca one.

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And I was like, and all of a sudden I take it. The straw grabs a few of them as I and it goes into my and it totally it went down my windpipe.

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Oh, really? And the first like five minutes of me being in the the store, it was like crazy.

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You know, I couldn't breathe. I was coughing.

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And then all of a sudden I coughed just right. And I launched this fucking black tapioca pellet.

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And I remember he hit the little box sitting in the aisle because it's a market for the Asian foods.

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I just remember that that was that's my first stick.

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I know it hit it and Madeline and I both looked at each other and it bounced to hit the floor.

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We're just like, all right, that just happened.

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Time to go. I was like, just just keep walking. Yeah.

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Don't even look back. The ball keeps hinting at the bourbon.

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I know he really enjoyed it because we're all done with it.

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So we all enjoyed it. So tonight's bourbon. It was so, so hot.

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It is Balcones Rumble cask reserve single barrel. What does back on this mean?

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That's it's Balkans Balkans Balkans Balkans like I know what Balkans are, but this back on this.

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Is it a last name? Maybe I'm not sure.

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But anyway, Balkans Rumble cask reserve single barrel.

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So this is set the new bar. So our goal is to find something at least this percentage.

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When you say set the bar, you're referring to the proof proof.

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So this is one hundred and thirty eight proof. Wow.

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Sixty nine percent. Yes, it is.

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I know that it is. Yeah, it is incredibly not spicy.

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It is. Well, it's not. I mean, hot.

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The only crazy hot. The only negative thing I could say about it right now is it was so God blessed and strong.

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It was difficult to imagine. I mean, to to manage more than a very little small sip.

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But the small sips are really tasty. Yes, very tasty.

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They are highly recommended, by the way. This is not a bourbon, by the way.

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Ah, this is a Texas wildflower honey, turbinado sugar and Mission Fig spirit.

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Mission, mission fig spirit. So it's a spirit.

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I don't know. It is not a bourbon.

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Look at all the noses, just a kaleidoscope of flavors.

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Honey spice box, blueberry compote. What does that mean? Compote. Compote.

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It's a it's just like a jelly type thing. Jelly.

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Not exactly. There's a lot of things in the nose.

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It's really chunky. It's that right there. There we go.

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Yeah, I think it's just blueberries. Stuff you'd find on a sugar. It's a fruit. It's a fruit.

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Well, it is. But it's it's a certain you cook it and I think it's just

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you would find on a crepe. Pretty much. Just close the fuck.

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So so here's the press release. Define categorization both in its composition and its reception.

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Rumble is a curious twist on spirit styles from around the world.

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Do you agree with that?

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I just can't get over like they list 10 things in the nose and another nine things in the taste.

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There's nothing but heat. Well, this is what I'm saying.

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The finish needs to be like headshot. Yeah, it's nothing but heat.

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Yeah. So the nose here is honey.

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Kill streak fruit cocktail honeysuckle soft leather floral musk leather.

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We're back in the leather. Let's go. I've had enough. You know what?

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Hit of men. Time out. We mocked. What was the leather last week?

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Yeah, we've mocked. It's a leather leather leather oil.

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Yeah, we've we've mocked these things before where it's getting out of control.

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Soft leather, soft leather instead of hard leather, I guess. OK, come on.

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So anyway, hint of mint. Where do we draw the line with this bullshit?

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Tree oil, cinnamon, red hots, some unripe stone fruit. Oh, well, I could see where that one.

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I have to go with me. I've used certain types of oil, like linseed oil, too, with like certain like walnut, for example.

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We'd have like large sticks of walnut. I mean, when I say large, like two by six, like eight foot long, and they're totally curled.

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And you use like a very strong linseed oil. I can smell the oil.

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So when I say I could smell that walnut and I can smell the oil.

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So I know where that would come from. But I think leather oil, soft leather, soft leather.

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So leather has a smell. It doesn't smell like the bottom of somebody's purse.

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Well, especially you, Jeff. I would expect you to know what soft leather smells like.

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Oh, slap your ass. Your blue eyed plumber. Yeah.

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I really would expect you to know that smell for some reason.

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A soft leather, soft leather. I did have a soft leather sofa.

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It was nice and supple. Did you leave a pooch in the snail trail on that? I did.

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So the taste, light fruit cocktail, subtle leather. You can stop the cock. Oh, subtle leather.

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That's the one I was thinking of. Dried fig or plum, honey, mild rosemary, sweet tea, mint, oak kiwi, rye, grapefruit and slight anise.

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See, stop. Nothing can. That's a fucking buffet.

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Nothing can smell like that. Nothing can taste like that. So they need to stop.

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And then the this is good. Try a strong rope. Be careful.

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It brought a hole in your colon. And then the finish. That's just that's just the taste.

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That's all they need to say. So I would give you a hemorrhoid.

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Yeah. So the finish, medium lingering finish, hint of spice, honey and leather spice fade into minty evaporation.

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No, it doesn't. All right. Let's move on. This this is so dumb.

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This is not but it is. But at the same time, it's funny. We need to explain it.

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But this is very wine snobbish when you get to this level. But it tastes good.

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It's bullshit is what I'm saying. I would feel comfortable.

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And I'm going to go on a limb and I would say this is at least as it's almost as good as Noah's Mill, minus the heat.

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That's what I mean. We need to cube it. It's all right. Well, let's do that right now.

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I'm thinking we need to just maybe I think the power of it is we need to chill on it.

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Yeah. Let's just finish this beer. Get through the first half.

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I've never seen you guys back away from a dangerous situation so quickly.

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Well, I've never done crack. But if I were to I know what's good and what's bad.

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So sixty nine percent, it's pretty hardy. It's like it's a it's a ticking landmine or something.

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And well, we're talking last week, dude.

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It was in the glass for 15 minutes before we sifted and it was thermonuclear.

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It was it was I have I was I have hair in my nose.

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Jeff has stocks and it freaking unearthed a few.

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They melted. They just fell on the glass and they didn't burn.

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They melted. And all right. So anyway, good.

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I recommend that whiskey of the evening. I recommend it.

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Be aware of the proof. Yeah, it's good to have on the shelf.

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And if you want if you want to, it's not a bourbon.

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I don't know the fuck you called it, but it's it's a whiskey.

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It's a spirit. It's a whiskey. It's a whiskey.

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They don't even say whiskey on there. They say it's a spirit.

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It's a single barrel. Excuse me.

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It's a great one to sit out and just just be careful because definitely not one.

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We like you have guests over. No, we just like. Yeah, no, no, no.

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I want to kill your guy. No, this is one where you're spontaneously

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you're by the backyard. Hold on a second.

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Mr. Producer, he's blowing his nose. How are you doing over there?

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Having a crisis. Everything all right.

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They get a little snub. All right.

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A little snub. Boogie Boogie Bogle Boy from Company B over there.

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Wow. You know who sang that?

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Some chicks. Christina Aguilera. No, it's the book.

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Actually, I think she'd see she sang.

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She's not saying that now. It was the sisters back in the 40s.

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I know that. I think she remade that. Did she?

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We got to back. She did not stand by.

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Christina Aguilera. She did. She did not.

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Why are you so definitive about this? Because I have not heard it.

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He is the authority on Christie Aguilera.

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Is the bugle boy the Andrew sisters? Yeah.

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It's fantastic to the bugle boys.

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I know what you're talking about. I ain't stupid.

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Well, it's three sisters. She did.

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It was Christina Aguilera and the Andrew sisters.

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The Boogie Boogie Candyman is basically what it was.

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Yeah, I ain't stupid. Are those trainees?

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What the fuck is going on? I don't know. That's kind of scary.

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Those are. What is that? Those were truly bugle boys.

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So, no, she did a homage to the Andrew sisters.

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I'm sure that song was in it. Oh, God, that is.

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They were awesome, though. Yeah, but what?

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Did you see the picture with Christine Aguilera?

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Yeah, but that wasn't real.

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What do you mean it wasn't real? I don't know.

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I don't think that was a real picture. I don't know what that was.

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Type in Christina Aguilera in Andrew sisters.

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Christina with a C. Is a CH.

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It looked very.

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Christina. Transgender.

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What do they call the guys who dress up like the women and perform?

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What do they call those?

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Now type in after that, Anderson sisters.

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Andrew sisters.

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Yeah, what is that? It's a certain. Video.

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There's bars, they go up there and perform and everything.

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First one. Cross dressers.

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First one.

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What is it called, Sean? You know what the name of it is?

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What?

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They're they're guys that dress up like women and they and

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and they're cross dressers, but they're called.

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They're are those those shows they put on? Yes.

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Oh, I drag drag drag drag racers drag queens drag queens.

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That's right. Yeah, that's popular with some folks.

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I mean, they never really.

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All right, so this is the little sisters

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and Christina Aguilera.

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See, there's Christina Aguilera.

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All right. See, I was right.

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But they're both singing.

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It's like there are six people singing.

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Now, this one looks like they they they mashed them.

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Oh, OK. I believe that's what this is.

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And that picture we saw earlier is not that.

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I like this song, actually. Oh, it's a great song.

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It is popular. I mean, actually.

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I mean, the movie on the right, the with the is that that was on a movie, wasn't it?

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Yeah. And your sisters.

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What a great, great memory to have.

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What a what a great moment in time to capture, because this was like World War One.

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This was World War Two.

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And that was a sign of the times the women. Oh, yeah, that's right.

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We had a shortage of medals and the women had to step up and and they did.

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And that's so cool.

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And they had such great that was back when dancing was cool.

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Doing the Charleston. Yeah.

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Now you have who she mama on the left.

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Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah.

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But the thing about the hoochie mama is that they have nowadays, which are embarrassing,

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like the the music awards over the last couple of years.

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Cardi B. Man, I don't know. Yeah, probably.

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Just all the stuff, like just the, you know, just some disgusting gut rot, sex stuff.

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I mean, look, I'm all about sex and I'm all about passion.

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But there's a right way to express yourself and inappropriate way to express yourself.

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You know, there's a time and place for everything.

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And I don't believe it should be on the public broadcasting systems.

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I agree. Should be on our airwaves, especially when the kids, the young kids.

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They're trying to program. They are.

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You know, and they see him at the Grammys and she's like thrusting and scissoring.

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That's what I want to be. I want to scissor with the dragon lady or whatever.

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The next thing you know, the next thing you know, they're running around wearing spandex and getting a stamp tramp.

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Tramp stamp. What did I say? Stamp tramp.

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Dyslexia. How does that happen? I don't know. Dyslexia of the tongue. It's a brain deficiency.

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We all do it. Shut up, producer.

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Oh, see, this one had to had ginger snaps in the taste.

378
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Did you get ginger snaps out of that? No, I got heat.

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Yeah, really. It was the look again.

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This was the Balcones rumble was really good, but it was so strong.

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Yeah, it kind of overpowered. It needs to be respected.

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If you don't respect it, it's going to respect. It's not going to respect you.

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Yeah, it's going to be tough. I think I think you're right.

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The next class on this needs to be a cube or two, and I think it'd be fine.

385
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Oh, yeah, I think so, because when I put the water in it, it helped a lot. Yeah, helped a lot. I got you.

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All right. So what else do we have going on in?

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Nowadays events. Well, all kinds of things going on.

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We heard about the the John Cena thing where he kind of made a fool of himself.

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You got to wonder who he's in bed with.

390
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Well, it's like, why do you need to apologize for that? Yeah. OK.

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So a little background. All right.

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So he was doing some interviews for the new Fast and Furious movie.

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And in one of those interviews, he referenced Taiwan as a country.

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And of course, you know, China claims Taiwan is one of its whatever colonies, provinces, whatever you want to call it.

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And they don't and they don't. Yeah.

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Territory and they don't recognize their independence as a is an independent nation.

397
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Well, China does it, but does it the rest of the world does?

398
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I don't know. That's a good question. Maybe maybe they don't because they don't want to cross China.

399
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But but so he ended up saying that it was a country and then he apologized profusely.

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And then he even went on and did a video in Chinese on the Chinese version of Instagram or Twitter or something like that.

401
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Yeah. Basically apologizing. And it makes us wonder what why so passionate about such a weird apology.

402
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Right. And he and the apology was done in Chinese, which I give him props for that for being able to speak fluent China.

403
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Yeah. But but why? Yeah, I know.

404
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But why any and he's why do you look so scared doing it?

405
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I don't know if he looks scared. But I mean, that just tells you that.

406
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OK. OK. Hold on. You remember the NBA was wearing an orange jumpsuit.

407
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You remember you remember when Darrell Maury of the Rockets, the general manager for the yes. Yeah.

408
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Yeah. So he defended the people of Taiwan.

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It was Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong.

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And and but that's a similar situation, right. Where China is owned by China or whatever.

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And they keep their hands off for the most part because they like the economic engine that it is.

412
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Well, Hong Kong got handed over from the British to Chinese back in five, six, ten years ago.

413
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Correct. But they're still you know, they still brutalize them.

414
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Whatever. Anyway, so you know, Maury came out and kind of said a controversial tweet and shit blew up.

415
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Right. And then China canceled all sorts of exhibition games and they canceled this and that.

416
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And the NBA took like a billion dollar hit. And LeBron came out and said China's great. Yeah. Exactly right.

417
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Prayer phrasing there. Yeah. He tried to mend mend all that. Right.

418
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,920
And this is what he's doing with this movie, this Fast and Furious movie.

419
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,920
So the bottom line is they're getting so much money from China that everybody has to end up.

420
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,920
China is China fronts the money. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

421
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,920
This is stuff. These are investments that China has.

422
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:48,920
And China has been known to do all kinds of things like propaganda.

423
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,920
Yeah. It's all about the optics.

424
00:30:52,920 --> 00:31:01,920
And like, for example, they're trying to protect certain readers like Tibet or some places in China where they don't want people to go.

425
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:09,920
Right. And one of the movies, man, like Batman was in some went up to some ice mountains.

426
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,920
It's the very first of the reboot. You're talking about Tibet.

427
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,920
Yeah, something like that. Tibet's not part of China, though.

428
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,920
Well, it was something like that. My point is that they made. It's close.

429
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:27,920
They removed a lot of those. It was one of the movies they removed a lot of where there were Tibet or Tibetan.

430
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,920
Tibet, Tibetan. Tibetan.

431
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:35,920
Tibet, Tibetan monks and they removed them.

432
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,920
That's the whole thing about the Dalai Lama. They changed them to like women.

433
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,920
You know, it was kind of like they changed. They made them change everything.

434
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,920
China has so much control. Yes.

435
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:51,920
And the cliche is, oh, it's all about propaganda. Well, it is. So they are all about propaganda.

436
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:58,920
So China has managed to work their way into lots of situations where their money is so powerful.

437
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,920
And so, well, I shouldn't even say powerful. Their money is so so.

438
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,920
Where do they get their money?

439
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,920
Well, I mean, it's all it all just comes from the government, right?

440
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,920
They take it from the people and they give to the government and the government does what it wants with it.

441
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,920
But here's my point. So all the mainstream media.

442
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,920
Right. You got to talk about being fronted by money, right?

443
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,920
The mainstream media needs their money to stay afloat.

444
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,920
Hollywood needs their money to stay afloat.

445
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,920
Right. And that's that's the truth. The propaganda markets.

446
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,920
So they've worked they've worked their way into owning different things and having influence on certain things.

447
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,920
They've infiltrated key areas of our country with their money.

448
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,920
And now we're beholden to them.

449
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:46,920
That's basically what's happening. I imagine they're everywhere. Yeah.

450
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:52,920
Everywhere. I think because there are taking over some of the trends I've observed in my own neighborhood.

451
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,920
And and by means this is not racist.

452
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,920
These are observations you have some Asian because you know what?

453
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:08,920
Maybe the others don't stand out there very well could be some white folks that buy a property while going to school or whatever.

454
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,920
And then they don't sell the house. They rent it out and move to the next one.

455
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,920
Right. That may be the the American dream.

456
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,920
Oh, a lot of people are doing, you know. Yeah.

457
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:35,920
But I see a trend. Yeah. But the trend that I've I've seen in my own community and my conversations with some of these very nice folks are that's exactly what their homeland had suggested they do.

458
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:44,920
It's kind of like a career plan when they're in China and when they're coming over here is this is what you do.

459
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,920
You will buy the house and then you use it as an investment. Right.

460
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,920
That's basically what it is. They're all about buying property. They're buying it. I think I've told you this.

461
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:57,920
Even down time McKinney when I went to Vancouver about five years ago.

462
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,920
What was the Women's World Cup five or six years ago?

463
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:12,920
Anyway, I was up at Vancouver and I was up there and we had a driver from the airport to our hotel and I was a young guy probably in his early 30s.

464
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,920
Okay. And we're talking to him. We're driving through some nice neighborhoods.

465
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,920
We're like, wow, how much of the house is here? You know, they weren't huge or anything like that.

466
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:29,920
There was just nice. And he's like, yeah, these are well, two, three, four million dollars. Right. For a standard house or 18 square foot home.

467
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,920
Yeah. Eighteen square foot. Eighteen hundred.

468
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:44,920
And he's like, and he said he goes, yeah, he goes, most of the working people in Vancouver cannot afford to live in Vancouver. So we live a couple hours out. Right.

469
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:58,920
And he said, what happens is the moguls in China send their kids to school over here and they will buy a house and they move all of their money with their kids to get it out of China. Right.

470
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:07,920
So they buy up all these properties and they don't care what price they pay for it. Right. Because they want their money out of China. So they're paying three million dollars.

471
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:18,920
Sort of a way of laundering. Yeah. So they're getting money out of communist China and they're paying inflated prices, which is inflating the price of all. Correct. So it builds up their assets.

472
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:29,920
It does. So they're getting their money out of China, out of that control of the communist regime. Right. Because they could probably come and take your money if they wanted. Of course. But they can't come to the United States.

473
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:39,920
So once it's over here, it's over here. So they'll buy all these homes and their kids will stay there as they're going to school. And then they have all their money and then they'll sell it.

474
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:50,920
Then they'll have. Well, good for them. For a Canadian dollar. Good for them. And I'm so I'm you know, it doesn't make me unhappy to hear that this is happening because communism is horrible.

475
00:35:50,920 --> 00:36:03,920
You know, and I feel bad for those folks that have to take that battle and try to get to the United States. But they should be very thankful that they have those opportunities at the same time.

476
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:17,920
Excuse me. As far as you yourself at the same time, what really what really grinds my gears about some folks is the the China folks or the Asian market?

477
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:25,920
It's the the rental properties in my neighborhood. OK. Or anybody's neighborhood.

478
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:36,920
You would you cap on that? Well, they should. But they it's not you did. But it's not a it's not a mandated thing.

479
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:43,920
It's not something you have to do. And they're that in the HOA. Yeah. Yeah. You say there's only so many homes that can be rental.

480
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:52,920
Yes. Correct. And we passed that as a homeowners association. Correct. Very nice. Yeah. Yeah. We've got a control.

481
00:36:52,920 --> 00:37:00,920
We've struggled to get the neighborhood starts to fall apart because the people who rent in general don't give a shit. Right. Yeah.

482
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:05,920
And the rent and the people who own them have the time to live in the city. That's right.

483
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:13,920
Well, my point by this whole thing is with the rental is that, you know, it really degrades the value of the property.

484
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:23,920
Yeah. Because most of the people that actually that are renting, you know, they think about it. It's kind of like a college student. Right.

485
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,920
Who the fuck cares? That's what I'm saying. They don't do their yard. I mean, some do. Some care about.

486
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,920
Yeah, they are. But the most part, they don't they don't care.

487
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,920
And so, yeah, everybody your neighborhoods just starts to look funky. Right. It looks like shit.

488
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:47,920
Well, I don't think it feels like a true neighborhood either. Right. So there's you know, you may have a rental here that's here for a year.

489
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:55,920
They're on. You have another family in there. Yeah. It kind of breaks up, you know, community, you know, camaraderie. Right.

490
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,920
It's hard. It's hard to build that up. Can we stop for a second?

491
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:07,920
I'm super excited about that. Ikea wastebasket that we've put to the podcast room.

492
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,920
It has a it has a 17 inch diameter. I didn't know it had been brought in here. Oh, yeah.

493
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:19,920
So a 17 inch diameter. Did you miss? No, it was straight in. It went like a thing. Like a thing.

494
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:27,920
Well, that's exciting. It was very exciting. I cannot wait till I finish my beer and toss it. I'm going to toss mine full.

495
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,920
I'm that excited. Oh, you got one right here in the hopper. Ready to go.

496
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,920
Look at this. We're going to hear it.

497
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:40,920
Fucking two feet away. It misses. Did it really miss? Yeah, it totally missed.

498
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:49,920
Why wasn't it looking? I did a no look pass. Did you play basketball? I try. Shit. I'm the old man up there.

499
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,920
So so how many folks are you getting a lot of inquiries for people want to buy your home?

500
00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:00,920
No, no. Is that a bad thing? Well, no, I don't think so unless you want to sell.

501
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:08,920
But Julie gets text a couple of times a week. I get text and phone calls a week. I guess I do. I'll buy your home.

502
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:16,920
I tell them all to fuck off. I've never had one. And I asked Julie. I was like, so what's your.

503
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,920
I'll sell today. What's the price? He goes a million dollars. I was like, all right.

504
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:27,920
Deal. We're close to that. But, you know, I tell you what, it's only going up and up and up and up.

505
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,920
It is because they want more taxes. Well, PG. No, they're keeping the taxes low.

506
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:42,920
Well, OK, you're talking about. Yes. But still, they're keeping for they're keeping the taxes low in in in comparison to other other cities.

507
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,920
Right. So anyway, but you're right. I mean, obviously, the assessed value you got to be.

508
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:54,920
I don't think being next to the Byron Nelson, Craig's Ranch thing is doing much for us.

509
00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:00,920
But about the PGA moving their headquarters here to Frisco, man, I just stood.

510
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,920
They're building like four tournament level tournament level courses.

511
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:13,920
I don't I think we'll open up a rental market to where you could say I'm going to rent my house for the week for six grand or whatever.

512
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,920
We're going to open that kind of market. But is it going to make our value go up?

513
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,920
I mean, we're still five miles away from you. Can you do bed and breakfast in your house?

514
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,920
Like if I were to enclose, you could do a bed and breakfast.

515
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,920
You have to turn it. You have to turn into a company and you have to be zoned for it.

516
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,920
Why not? You'd have to. There are some residents.

517
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,920
There are some B and B's that are in a community where they may be zoned correctly.

518
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,920
Well, I mean, like if I have a house in the H.O.A.

519
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,920
and I'm renting it, what does it matter if it's going to want to stay in your house as a B and B?

520
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,920
Why not? They'd want to do it as an Airbnb. Airbnb.

521
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:54,920
Oh, it's a different Airbnb and a B and B. B and B is you're you're living there with them and you're making them breakfast and dinner.

522
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,920
Yeah, you live in the basement or the attic or in some closet.

523
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:05,920
Oh, well, I'm talking like like in my house specifically, I've got a garage and a house above the garage.

524
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,920
I would just allocate like maybe above the garage and have their own bathroom and their own efficiency and kitchenette.

525
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,920
It'd be all that'd be an Airbnb. Yeah.

526
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,920
No, no. Are you still living there in that scenario? Yeah.

527
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,920
And that's a bed and breakfast.

528
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,920
But there's no way I could enter that area unless I were to enter it through a main entrance.

529
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,920
Like I would have it's different. The B and B's I've been to.

530
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,920
It's usually a house and it's open. Yeah.

531
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,920
My room is upstairs and I have access to the rest of the house.

532
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:36,920
Yeah, usually there in the in the basement, like the people who live there are like out of the way in the basement.

533
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,920
You have full range of the house except for the other rooms.

534
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:46,920
Your scenario that you're describing just some sort of creepy creepy, some creepy arrangement foyer.

535
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,920
You probably have holes in cameras. Yeah, you have cameras in that.

536
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:54,920
No, that's not true. Yeah, very, very strange.

537
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,920
I wanted to bring up a beer.

538
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,920
You want to bring up a beer to put in my koozie? I can give you a beer.

539
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920
What kind of beer can we bring over tonight? I don't know.

540
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,920
What did you bring? PBRs. Nice.

541
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,920
Is that because Total Wine is out of your? Yeah, they're out of it.

542
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:18,920
It's very disturbing. So I did talk to them and they said, OK, they no longer are carrying the 30, 30 packs of cans.

543
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,920
You would buy them out every week.

544
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,920
Well, no, I haven't been there for a while now.

545
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:28,920
So they said it's something to do with the distributor and it had something to do with disruption in production.

546
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,920
I don't know. And they said that they I know covid.

547
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:36,920
They said what they could do is chip shortage. They could order me bottles.

548
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:42,920
So they're going to they're going to find out how many bottles they can order and they're going to contact like singles.

549
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,920
Yeah, yes. Single bottles.

550
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:50,920
Well, I'll tell you, how do you feel about Pabst Blue Ribbon? It's OK.

551
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,920
All right. So I'll tell you, I'll share with the folks that your family beer.

552
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:00,920
My mother's maiden name is Pabst. Really?

553
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:07,920
So her papi, her dad, her dad, the producers, grand.

554
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:16,920
Great grandfather died in a motorcycle accident after coming back from one of the world wars.

555
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,920
Probably two. Probably.

556
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,920
So he got back. He was in the Navy.

557
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,920
Great grandfather. Maybe. Great grandfather.

558
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,920
The weird thing is that Pabst Blue Ribbon is my dad was born in forty two.

559
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,920
So that's my son's grandfather. So it may have been World War One.

560
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,920
World War One. Yeah, there you go.

561
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:45,920
So Pabst P-A-B-S-T Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

562
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,920
So look, there's how many people do you know ever in your entire life that his last name is Pabst?

563
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,920
I've known at least 18. I've nine. I have 14. That's not bad. You know, 18.

564
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,920
32 right there. So I know 14.

565
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,920
I've only I've only known the folks that are part of my family up in Michigan.

566
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:14,920
And it was Grandma Maxim and Pabst. And she, you know, who's here.

567
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,920
I would never take a claim to Pabst.

568
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,920
Like you could walk in there and go. But I will be like, you homophobes.

569
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,920
Bitches. My great grandfather's name Pabst.

570
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,920
But what I would say is, hey, man, you and I have the same blood.

571
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,920
You know, we're on the bloodline. Are there any Pabst still involved?

572
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,920
I don't know. I don't know. But fucking Pabst.

573
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,920
We go with him because we can get some sort of like free tour or something.

574
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:45,920
And they're like, get the fuck out of here. You got your horse right over here.

575
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,920
Come on. Get out of here. You want a barrel. Fuck off.

576
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:54,920
Get out of here. You and Hoffa. You're trying this clear bourbon. Clear.

577
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,920
Anyways, I thought it's it's it's a very cool factoid.

578
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:04,920
So a lot of Pabst from Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York and California.

579
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,920
Oh, your website are you on ancestry dot com? Look at that.

580
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,920
Well, how many Pabst are there out there?

581
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:17,920
But the thing 30 to my point by saying we know the mall is that

582
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,920
I've never heard anybody. I'm not saying I have a claim.

583
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,920
I'm just saying my mom's name is fucking Pabst.

584
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,920
It's a cool trivia thing, man. I like it.

585
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,920
You know, it's kind of cool. Perhaps lifespan is.

586
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,920
What a pap spare? No, perhaps.

587
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,920
That's where they dump. That's where they dump beer on the crotch.

588
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:41,920
So what is the average Pabst lifespan between 49 and 2004 in the United States?

589
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Perhaps life expectancy was lowest 1949 and as high as in 1998.

590
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,920
The average life expectancy. I don't understand that.

591
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:56,920
Forty nine was 48 in 1949. The average lifespan was 48 years old.

592
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,920
Wow. Holy shit. We would all be dead already.

593
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,920
Yeah. And in two thousand four seventy nine.

594
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,920
Was that because the war? The war probably brought down the average life.

595
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,920
It had to. That's crazy. Yeah. Natural causes.

596
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:15,920
I think you would have to you'd have to separate natural causes versus versus going to get killed.

597
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,920
You know, it's no interesting. 48 way too.

598
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:24,920
I have a book, one of my relatives, I got a bunch of those that is about the the Murphy line.

599
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:33,920
And it's kind of a genealogy book and how my mom's side from my the other side of my mom,

600
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,920
not the pap side, but the other side. Milwaukee's best side.

601
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,920
The the high life. Imagine that it's funny.

602
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:49,920
Hey, no. So the one of the stories in this is what you're talking about is that people die.

603
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,920
Like, you know, in 1949, people died at what? I'm sorry.

604
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:57,920
Nineteen whatever the fuck it said. Forty nine died at the age of 49.

605
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,920
Right. You know, and it's kind of crazy because even back then in the story,

606
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:07,920
they were like, oh, yeah, my baby died because it grabbed the pot off the stove

607
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,920
and it scalded them to death. Right.

608
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,920
Now, I don't know how often does that happen nowadays?

609
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,920
How would it not happen just as frequently?

610
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,920
What is just different back then? Well, no, I mean, it's lower.

611
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:28,920
No, I mean, when people have catastrophic burns nowadays, they do, you know, skin grafts and they save them.

612
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:34,920
Yeah. Back then, they couldn't say my point by bringing that up is that there were a lot of violent stories in the book.

613
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,920
And I know the spirit of the book wasn't to to.

614
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:45,920
To exploit the violence or the the tragic of what happened, but it was more just to detail what happened.

615
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:51,920
Right. You know, and it's just kind of crazy because you think about all these stories about how people passed away back then.

616
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,920
Yeah, that would never happen now. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly.

617
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,920
So now it's like there's therapy. Oh, well, that's fine. We can replace this. We could do that.

618
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:04,920
And there's like some of the kind of yeah, just just euthanize it. Right.

619
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,920
He was only so wait a minute. How attached could you be?

620
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:13,920
You know, look at that average life. Twenty two in nineteen forty two.

621
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,920
All right. That means all the cause died in war. They all died in war.

622
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:25,920
Seriously. The average age was 22. You're that the are you sure you're not from Poland?

623
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,920
Oh, the holy cow.

624
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,920
That means that means our boys are about dead. You're kicking ass.

625
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,920
Yeah, you're you're 22. I find that hard to be proud.

626
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:42,920
So what about what about Paul's? Yeah. What about mine? Yeah.

627
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:48,920
What about look for the Paul? Yeah. Look for Paul. Mine is all going to be based on German.

628
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,920
So I want to see your last name so bad you can't know.

629
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:57,920
I know I guess the you're not going to find much.

630
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,920
Well, it's right there, man. Yeah. There you go.

631
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:08,920
But raping ring. So basically Pennsylvania and Missouri. Yeah, because it's all Germany, dude.

632
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,920
Was that Missouri or no, that's Minnesota. Oh, we're doing much better.

633
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,920
I think I win. Wow. No, when or you lose? I win.

634
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,920
I just feel we're badasses. Yeah. But you hold on.

635
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,920
I don't think that's a win. What was the 48 or 50 something? 52.

636
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:30,920
You have two years live. But you know, OK, I don't know how accurate this is because apparently there was a.

637
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:36,920
It sounds to me like Paul's last name that they were pussies and they didn't do shit.

638
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,920
We got you were the folks that were stuck a handout that the Democrats were banging.

639
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,920
You know, you know, we're jerking off Democrats.

640
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:52,920
You know, they're all in Germany and I have no idea what's going on over there in terms of my genealogy.

641
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:57,920
It's all being eradicated. Well, probably a ton of them died in the war.

642
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,920
A ton, probably. I don't know. Shit. Who knows?

643
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:03,920
Have you guys ever given your DNA to website type of thing?

644
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,920
You know, it's funny you mention that. So I just purchased. No way.

645
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:12,920
I purchased about a month ago the DNA test and I have it sitting.

646
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,920
I have it sitting in my office. Is it an anal swab?

647
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,920
Wow. I don't think so. But it could be. It could be.

648
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,920
Is it a penile probe? No, this one is they want us.

649
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:28,920
They want you to use your wreath for a swab. They want you to spit into the cup.

650
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,920
But I don't ever think about it.

651
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:36,920
They got this actually like a luge. So they've got this.

652
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:45,920
They have this little it looks like a little chemistry set you get and you open a Ziploc bag and everything's all sterile.

653
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:51,920
And they're kind of like you got to spit in this little tube and then you got to break a little.

654
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,920
It's kind of like a glow stick. You got to break that little vessel inside of it.

655
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,920
And then you shake it up and then you seal it.

656
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,920
You put it in this little container and then like, hey, do this, do that.

657
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,920
You put it in the container and you mail it to us. We'll tell you where the fucking came from.

658
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:12,920
Right. This little dude comes out, little Sylvester Stallone dude comes out.

659
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,920
Little hologram. Little Italian stallion.

660
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,920
Oh, God. Little stallion.

661
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:22,920
You know, I'm worried about doing that simply because I don't want the government to have, you know, have a.

662
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,920
Your DNA. So when you commit a crime.

663
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,920
You know, well, you know, you hear what's happening.

664
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:36,920
You hear what's happening. People do this and their uncle gets arrested for unsolved crimes.

665
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,920
Really? Because now you're on. We found your sperm on Monica's.

666
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:45,920
This is a familiar DNA match to this crime. One hundred percent.

667
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,920
Yeah. Have you not heard this? No, no, I've heard.

668
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,920
This has happened over and over and over. This happens a lot.

669
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:58,920
Well, actually, I know in there and they do a DNA match and they find someone like you or and they and they go, OK, somewhere.

670
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,920
He was looking at Jeff and then they start.

671
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:05,920
No, no, they start. They start digging into the males of the family line.

672
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920
And they track it down. Amazing.

673
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:14,920
They have these indicators and they're kind of like, all right, well, this came from this line of family and this blood.

674
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,920
And they they could totally track someone down in the family. They totally do it.

675
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:24,920
It's amazing. It's like my uncle. So ancestor dot com shares it with the government. Yes.

676
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,920
Well, I'm not in their paperwork.

677
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,920
This is we will share this with the government.

678
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,920
I think there's just a public API problem. So here's the thing. I don't give a shit.

679
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:38,920
It didn't bug me. I don't get it. I don't have anything to hide.

680
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:43,920
So if maybe your brother does. Yeah. What about your great great grandfather Papps?

681
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,920
Well, sounds like me. He shouldn't have stole the beer recipe from Milwaukee.

682
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,920
Hmm. From surely Shamil Shamoz.

683
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,920
What was that? What beer companies they worked for?

684
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,920
Oh, I don't know. Oh, duals.

685
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,920
Hold on. What are you saying? In that show, they worked for a beer company.

686
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,920
Yes. A beer bottling company. Yes. You know that.

687
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,920
Yeah, they were. They worked on the opening of Laverne Shirley.

688
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,920
I don't think I've ever seen the damn show. Is that during your blackout years of Thailand?

689
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:23,920
Overseas, yes. Cambodia. Cambodia. Yes.

690
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:29,920
The shots shots. It was shots brewery shots brewery shots brewery in the 50s.

691
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:38,920
The Milwaukee, Wisconsin. But they were bottle cap is two friends and roommates work as a bottle cap is in the fictitious shots brewery in late 50s.

692
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:43,920
So where does the.

693
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,920
You're the car. My. Where's that come from?

694
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,920
Why are we doing that tonight? Because Carmine and then you had the dad who was very Italian ask.

695
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,920
Oh, boy, he was a. Oh, I'm learning Shirley. Yeah.

696
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,920
And he had to Fosio. That was a dad.

697
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:04,920
OK, I got you. Yeah, the dad shots beer.

698
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:09,920
Look at the logo. Looks like kind of like. Yeah.

699
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,920
Little phallic. What? Oh, totally.

700
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,920
Fuck. Yeah.

701
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:24,920
But basically, it looks like the top of the old school baby bottle with the nipple.

702
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,920
It looks like the head on it looks like the shit emoji.

703
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,920
Yeah, basically. Not really.

704
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,920
So Laverne Shirley, they had let me see if I could pull up the cast of Shirley.

705
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:45,920
That was that were Fonzarelli Alfred Fonzarelli came from where they spun off Happy Days or they spun off a Happy Days.

706
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,920
Laverne Shirley did because Laverne. It was a double day.

707
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,920
Spun off of Happy Days. It was a double day between the girls with Fonzie and Richie.

708
00:54:52,920 --> 00:55:00,920
So the series is a spin off from Happy Days as the two lead characters were originally introduced on that series as acquaintances of Fonzie.

709
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:06,920
Henry Wrinkler. Yep. They were they were two girls crazy who date the fleet.

710
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:17,920
But for Family Hour, they had to be changed and mellowed down to which in Cindy Williams opinion gave the show more depth set in roughly the same time period, approximately in nineteen fifty eight.

711
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:22,920
Work and Mindy was also a Happy Day spin off.

712
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,920
I did not know that. Yes.

713
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:30,920
Now, new, new, new, new more than Mark and Mindy.

714
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,920
Mark is a alien. Correct.

715
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,920
He showed up on Happy Days. How does that even make sense?

716
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,920
It's near the end. Late 70s.

717
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,920
Remember, when did work and many start?

718
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,920
That's a great show.

719
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:48,920
So Boulder, Colorado, Robin Williams and Pam Dauber.

720
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,920
Leave it to you. Bring that bring that up.

721
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,920
More committee because who's the girl again?

722
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,920
Who's the actress? Pam Dauber.

723
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,920
Mark Harmon's wife.

724
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,920
See, that's not ringing a bell with me, but I remember her being so freaking stinkin cute.

725
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,920
She had very 70s hair.

726
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,920
Yeah, there she is.

727
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:09,920
She was so cute.

728
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:23,920
Mark and Mark and Mindy American sitcom television series that aired on ABC and from 78 until eighty to four years. And it was a spin off after a highly successful episode of Happy Days.

729
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:33,920
It starred Robin Williams, Mark, an extra terrestrial who comes to Earth from Planet Orch and a small one or can remember the egg work from he would get in.

730
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,920
Oh, yeah. You know, and he would sit on the chair upside down.

731
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,920
And what was that his first start in TV?

732
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:46,920
I don't know. I don't know if he had anything before that, but that's his biggest one, at least.

733
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,920
Dang. That's crazy.

734
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,920
Yeah.

735
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,920
He's dead.

736
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,920
Yeah, he is.

737
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,920
Unfortunately, he was very sad, sad story.

738
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:02,920
Yeah, I think he was. I think they said he was getting dementia or some kind of dementia and he was getting depressed and he was like, he was majorly depressed.

739
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,920
He was. Yeah, he had huge depression.

740
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,920
Wow. 2014. I realize it was that long ago.

741
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:17,920
Seven years ago. Yeah. So Mark and Mindy Leveron and Shirley, both from Happy Days.

742
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:25,920
I'm trying to find out what he did prior to Mark and Mindy. I know he did stand up forever.

743
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,920
I think he was stand up. He was very.

744
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,920
Did a lot of blow. He's very manic.

745
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:40,920
Yeah, he had a he had a he had a like a lot of he had to have high voices. I couldn't spit that out.

746
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,920
You know, you sound like a little kid.

747
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,920
And he was very. Yeah, they're all over the place.

748
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:53,920
Like, it was almost like you were just so enamored with his performance more than just like laughing at jokes.

749
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,920
You were more just like your eyes demanded your attention.

750
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,920
Yeah, your eyes were big and you were just going, well, you never know what you're going to get.

751
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,920
I think he just winged everything. I think he was on coke.

752
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:09,920
Well, and I think even even his later movies like the one where he dresses up as the woman, Mrs. Doubtfire.

753
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,920
Yeah. So he a lot of his stuff was just in.

754
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,920
Wow. Improvision. That was.

755
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:22,920
But I like some of his later stuff, too, like the night of the museum.

756
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,920
Excuse me. He had a pretty he had a pretty subdued role in that movie.

757
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,920
He didn't have a lot of opportunities to like ad lib and.

758
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,920
Well, he was man. He played a lot of good movies.

759
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,920
I mean, I cannot. I agree. I agree.

760
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,920
It was the Garp. Well, according to Garp, I watched that according to Garp.

761
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,920
I never saw that one. There was another one with Matt Damon.

762
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:50,920
He played in. Well, that was the Matt Damon one where he first got to start where he was a a it was.

763
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,920
Well, he was in school. Well, he was really smart and he got into Harvard.

764
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,920
Yeah. Good Will Hunting. That was a great movie.

765
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,920
It was all right. Anyway, very talented guy. That was a big loss.

766
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:06,920
I didn't realize it was already seven years ago. But well, since we're kind of man, he was in a lot of stuff.

767
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,920
Good morning. That was a good one.

768
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,920
That was a really good one. That was it. Well, and he was also in Tutsi.

769
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,920
No, no, that was Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman.

770
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:20,920
I you know what? It's funny you mention that because I said the same thing. I was thinking the same thing.

771
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:25,920
Tutsi, but he was not a role. He was an eight is enough.

772
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:30,920
I don't know that apparently. But speaking of.

773
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,920
Oh, yeah, he was in that Popeye. I saw that movie.

774
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:39,920
It's terrible. Popeye. This was terrible because because as a kid, I was thinking, oh, it's going to be that cartoony and great.

775
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,920
That was not weird. It was strange.

776
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:49,920
It was like it was like human claymation. You know, he had that winky eye that was like always stayed winked.

777
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:56,920
You know, big arms they made up and everything. But he and Brutus would fight.

778
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,920
Yeah, I was I was expecting more cartoon.

779
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:02,920
Well, did that come out? So I was 11. So I was 11.

780
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:06,920
So I was like, all right. It hasn't been too long since I used to watch the Popeye cartoons.

781
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:11,920
It was nowhere close. Yeah, there was a big octopus in it, I think, or a squid.

782
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:16,920
You know what we didn't see on there was Aladdin.

783
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:20,920
Believe it or not. Yeah, there is.

784
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,920
We're watching the the him being a Popeye.

785
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:30,920
We can't hear it, though. So he's like jumping. He's got these big four arms and it's creepy.

786
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:36,920
He's in a fighting.

787
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,920
That's super creepy.

788
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:45,920
Yeah, he had that winky eye. That was the hard part. I couldn't get over.

789
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,920
It was a kids show. It was you know what?

790
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:52,920
What I call it, I call it a Saturday matinee movie.

791
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,920
And these are the types of movies, but it was not good.

792
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:00,920
It doesn't matter as a kid. As a kid, you'd go to the Saturday matinee.

793
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,920
Nowadays, this is this is what the kids don't get nowadays.

794
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:10,920
You know, when you when you get over diluted with things like streaming videos and music

795
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:16,920
and you get everything that comes to you with no effort at all, you can like, yeah, you're fucking spoiled.

796
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:23,920
Yeah, I know. Back then, it was kind of like you look forward to it was like, hey, man, look on Saturdays.

797
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:29,920
My dad's going to give me 50 cents and maybe a buck and I'm going to go to the movies.

798
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:34,920
And it's going to it's going to allow me to get like like those like entry.

799
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:40,920
I can go watch the movie. I get a bag of popcorn. Maybe raisin. That's a pop in caps.

800
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,920
What were the the candies that they had? Jolly Ranchers.

801
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:48,920
And back then they didn't have Jolly Ranchers that were the small, small ones.

802
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,920
They had the bars, the Jolly Rancher bars.

803
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:57,920
They were about four inches wide and about an inch. Yeah. Four by a big rectangle and real skinny.

804
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:02,920
Yeah. You would. Yeah. Thin. Yeah. They were thin. They turned the blades.

805
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:08,920
Oh, yeah. You sit there, you suck on them and they would turn to blaze and they would take forever to eat.

806
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,920
You slice your tongue. I remember that I did. I didn't.

807
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:15,920
I only did it like once, but yeah, you can totally cut your tongue on that shit.

808
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:19,920
I remember stabbing my brother with it once.

809
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,920
So they're not actually showing that on their producer.

810
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,920
You get a type of maybe bar. It was a Jolly Rancher, but it was like in a bar form.

811
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:30,920
And I remember they had all kinds of flavors like they currently do now.

812
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,920
That cinnamon was the favorite one. That's what I would get. Yes.

813
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,920
So I'd get like a coke. There it is right there. Yeah. There you go.

814
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,920
Do you think they still sell them? I think they were bigger back. I don't know.

815
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:45,920
That's not it, but it's about the closest as we can see the far right.

816
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:50,920
The far right one looked like it was. That one there. Yeah, that's about as close.

817
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,920
You know what? I think that's that's it. That's pretty close.

818
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,920
Did you just what? That was cinnamon. You did that.

819
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:02,920
You did that. He did that. He has a lisp. Yes. Yes.

820
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:06,920
He does. All right. So anyway, wappas.

821
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,920
OK, you're talking about going to the movies.

822
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,920
So let me share with you. I got a story and we got time for the story because.

823
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,920
And this is a big one. All right.

824
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:21,920
He poked a hole in the bottom of the popcorn so that his date would reach in and grab his wee wee.

825
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,920
Is that what happened? Go on.

826
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,920
Now, this is your story, but you and I were there together.

827
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:31,920
And there was no girlfriend. I don't recall doing that.

828
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,920
I saw Paul do it to you, however.

829
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,920
You know what? Anything could happen after the damn time we went to the movies.

830
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,920
Shut the fuck up. So I don't remember fucking anything.

831
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,920
Here we are. So we live in. Let me let me get the setting straight.

832
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,920
So we live on. We live on base military. I'm a military brat.

833
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:54,920
This was in, I want to say the early 80s, like eighty one, eighty two.

834
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,920
All right. We are in Fort Monmouth, New Jersey.

835
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,920
And we live on Goslin Avenue. It's now a city.

836
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,920
I mean, it's part of it's now the fort sold it.

837
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:12,920
So it's now open to the public. So they we had right up the street a movie theater.

838
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:20,920
Now, it wasn't a movie theater. It was more of a theater that with a big screen.

839
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:24,920
But they had ceremonies there. They had awards ceremonies.

840
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:27,920
They had a warium seating. They had auditorium seating.

841
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:32,920
It was it was did they have auditorium seating?

842
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,920
Man, it was a very long with you.

843
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:40,920
It was a very elegant military theater.

844
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:46,920
And they had all the things that theaters have, like for like plays and stuff.

845
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:51,920
So when I when I'm saying that, I'm trying to tell you that I don't know about that.

846
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:56,920
But they had like where the grips walk up there where they have the light.

847
01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:00,920
There's stage there. They didn't have that back then.

848
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:07,920
They had stage lighting. It's where they the when the folks would then have a anytime they have like a theater production.

849
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,920
There are people that have to watch it from a different perspective.

850
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:16,920
And they're directing like 3D. What you said different perspective.

851
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,920
Well, no, they're totally they have us on this.

852
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:23,920
Well, it's because I'm having to stop so many times because you're going into crazy detail.

853
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:30,920
That doesn't make any sense. Well, if it's so at the very top on the roof where the grips are hanging out, there is a seating area.

854
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,920
OK, that is kind of like a cockpit.

855
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:39,920
And you sit in this little room, it's it's right in the center of the theater, way up above.

856
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:48,920
And it's got like six like it has theater seating up there in a room or in a room above the encoder and enclosed closed room.

857
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:57,920
You know, humble seats in order to have to climb up a ladder to get up into the areas and then you get in a catwalk and walk all the way down there.

858
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:05,920
Anyways, when there was a time when we lived on that base, my parents were working there.

859
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,920
My mom worked in a concession and my dad would do he would show the theater.

860
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,920
He would show the film. Yeah. Yeah. So he was up there.

861
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:15,920
And, you know, for like a short period of time, like maybe a summer or something.

862
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,920
So it turned into a family thing.

863
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,920
And my mom was working the concession.

864
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:31,920
And, man, I'll tell you what, I had her keys one time and I went in there and I took a box of 36 Snickers.

865
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:36,920
Oh, you bought the big box. Well, they break open to like break it out into the case.

866
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:45,920
Yeah. So well, what had happened is that a rat or a mouse ate like a section of the box that you had to throw away.

867
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,920
So they had to throw the whole box. So it was in that one.

868
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,920
I was like, oh, the rest of them are still sealed and that's what I'm saying.

869
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:56,920
But they discarded it anyways. And so I took the remainder of them like candy bars.

870
01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:01,920
It was me and two other guys. And we we we went upstairs to that room.

871
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:05,920
I was trying to explain to you. And there is an afternoon show.

872
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:12,920
Seats. There we go. So look, it's in the middle of summer and you have a back door because you can imagine when you open up,

873
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:16,920
there's a back door entrance to the theater so you can open up and there's like a stage, you know, where people get ready,

874
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,920
put makeup rooms and stuff like that back there.

875
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:26,920
So we could go into the back door, go into the main area, climb up the rafters unbeknownst to anybody.

876
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,920
Right. So nobody knows there. So any show could be shown. We watch all the rated R movies.

877
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:36,920
You know, so we went up there any time we wanted to see us all Jaws.

878
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:41,920
I don't remember any of the movies that we actually saw because I was too hyped up on Snickers bars.

879
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:45,920
But I'll tell you what, for a very long time, I could not eat Snickers.

880
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,920
But did you eat the whole damn box?

881
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:51,920
I know, of course not. But we ate a lot of it.

882
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:56,920
We I ate enough of the Snickers to not eat sweets for years.

883
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,920
Wow. That's a lot.

884
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,920
It was it was.

885
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,920
Did you shit peanuts?

886
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,920
I don't recall the shitting. I do recall.

887
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,920
Is it chocolate and natural laxative?

888
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:13,920
Yeah, I do recall this.

889
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:20,920
I think coconut is there's no coconut in there's coconut in old Williamsburg.

890
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:24,920
And it is supposedly it is a laxative. I shit all night.

891
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:29,920
I never tasted the coconut, but damn, it was in there.

892
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,920
Well, I'll tell you what, as that's a pretty cool experience, though, it really was.

893
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,920
Because it's like your own little hideout. You know, for no idea.

894
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,920
It is like a fort. Yeah.

895
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:46,920
We were there. We were there during.

896
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:47,920
Is coconut water. Yeah.

897
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,920
The Mr. Producer is so so happily put this on there.

898
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,920
Yes, coconut water is a natural laxative.

899
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:57,920
So if you can't shit, ladies and gentlemen, drink coconut water, you'll be fine.

900
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,920
This is brought to you by Coconut Is Us.

901
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:03,920
So you can imagine it was like for an entire summer.

902
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:08,920
And I didn't have I had a lot of friends, but there was like a select few.

903
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:12,920
I hear a brag right there. You know, a lot of friends.

904
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:17,920
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Was it? No. Well, my point is, is I had to get what I remember.

905
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,920
I was so popular.

906
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,920
Well, in military housing, they carried me around.

907
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,920
They carried you around. They had big thick leaves.

908
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:32,920
They had like a dependent youth activity center and the military soldiers kids,

909
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,920
because you got to imagine they're stationed all over the world.

910
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:45,920
And then they get they get stationed in a for they get, you know, planted some or they call it just deported.

911
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:49,920
Do you transplant kids get transplanted from one school system to another?

912
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:57,920
And so you learn after a while to try to, you know, most those kids learn how to adapt and get to know other kids.

913
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,920
And you did that at what they call the dependent youth activity centers.

914
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:05,920
And these are located on all bases. And so that's where the kids hung out.

915
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,920
And you got to meet a lot of kids. And it was like being in the schoolyard.

916
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:14,920
Having my tables. Yeah. Having my experience growing up overseas, it was pretty much the same way.

917
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,920
It was the only place to go. Everybody transferred all the time, like in the middle of the school year.

918
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,920
Right. Somebody got their father got transferred and they just disappeared.

919
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:26,920
You're like, they'd be your best friend and they'd be like, hey, we're leaving next week.

920
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,920
You what? Like that kind of shit happened all the time. It was sad.

921
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,920
My experience is wholly different than your guys.

922
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:40,920
I went to school from kindergarten to 12th grade with the same people. Yeah. All the way through.

923
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:44,920
See, and that's the experience that's good. I came in bed.

924
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:49,920
I came back from overseas to that situation as a freshman in high school.

925
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:54,920
And they're all looking at me like I have, you know, three three eyes, you know, like who is this kid? Right.

926
01:10:54,920 --> 01:11:00,920
Right. But overseas, you got somebody got dropped in and it was like I kind of I equated to like Toy Story.

927
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:06,920
Remember when they had the little toys like they'd come up to you and go, who's this person?

928
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,920
Yeah. They'd be like machine. Yeah. They would be my friend. Be my friend.

929
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:16,920
Yeah. They'd all crowd around you. They'd be like, ah, what were those guys called in Toy Story?

930
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:22,920
I don't know what they say. Remember? The claw. Yeah, the claw.

931
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:27,920
It's like a tattoo from the Fantasy Island. That's a little alien.

932
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,920
Yeah. The little alien squeaky toys in the claw game. Yeah.

933
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,920
That's basically how the kids were. They were like the claw, the claw.

934
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:39,920
And you'd be like, OK, what's going on? Why are these kids all around me?

935
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:43,920
I mean, they were you know why? Because you and what a different environment.

936
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:49,920
You that's what you had to do. Like you did things that made sense to you.

937
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,920
You didn't know how long you were going to have friends. I think that it made people.

938
01:11:53,920 --> 01:12:00,920
I think it made military dependents, the kids more independent than the average child

939
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:06,920
because you had to figure it out. I mean, you know, because you don't do anything.

940
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,920
And you don't have a computer. You don't have games. You don't have the Atari 2600.

941
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:15,920
You have nothing. But my point is it made kids more tolerant of each other. Yes.

942
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:19,920
And we did things. They were open minded and open armed and they were like, you know,

943
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:23,920
hey, they wanted to get to know you. And it was because they also had like these rental stations.

944
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:28,920
You could rental. I'm sorry. You can rent like anything on a base.

945
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:33,920
You can go and rent like tents. We rented all kinds of stuff.

946
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:38,920
And it was the things that you can rent for like I'm like I'm just making this like a dollar,

947
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:43,920
not even a dollar. You can rent a what is a double seater bike?

948
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:47,920
A double seater bike. No, but they call it something else.

949
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:51,920
I've never heard the name of it. Well, they have a double seater bike that you can rent.

950
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,920
It's like a dollar a day. Right. And we would rent it for like a week.

951
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:58,920
And I remember we would we would get that damn bike so fast.

952
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:03,920
All up and down the street. Oh, that's where that that might be the story

953
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:08,920
that fed your son and Jeff's son into thinking that their double seat,

954
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:13,920
like tandem tandem bike, they thought their tandem bike could go super fast because you shared that story.

955
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:18,920
I did. And they do. But they wanted they got a bum one.

956
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:22,920
That's why they were so disappointed. I think all of them were like that

957
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:28,920
because on that street, there's no way you want to be going 50 miles an hour on a tandem bike.

958
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:32,920
Well, think of it as something that's a blessing that we didn't have to deal with that.

959
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:36,920
Why? It would have they would have fucking brought out a car.

960
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,920
And they would have people like those people walking all over the place.

961
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:43,920
For one thing, you can't be on the sidewalk 50 miles an hour.

962
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,920
Yeah, because everybody who's riding bikes and walking are all on the same. They are.

963
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:52,920
Yeah, it's the same. You know how I know that is because I got on my bike,

964
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,920
my my whatever that Nordic track bike. Oh, yeah.

965
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:01,920
And I did Tahoe State Line. No, I did. I did like Tahoe.

966
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,920
Oh, yeah. They had a pre recorded thing where you follow the leader.

967
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:09,920
The guide. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And yeah, if that's what it looked like, it was people carrying coolers

968
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:14,920
and walking on the on the right hand side and they'd be like on the left. I'm on the left.

969
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:17,920
You know, I mean, there were a lot of people out there. Yeah. Well, obviously. Yeah.

970
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:21,920
In the video. Well, that's what it's like every time I've been because it's it's outdoors.

971
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,920
Right. I mean, all the activities are outdoors. Right.

972
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,920
You have casinos as well. But most of it's outdoors.

973
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:31,920
You're walking to the lake from the lake to the stores, shopping, that sort of thing.

974
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:35,920
So, yeah, you guys do any of the casinos while you're there? Anybody go?

975
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,920
No, I've been to the casinos there, but no, we didn't this last time.

976
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:43,920
Are you in the casinos at all? No, no, because we've never done that.

977
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:47,920
We've never gone. I'd go I'd go up to chalk tall.

978
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,920
Julie and I have gone really. But, you know, we go up there.

979
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:55,920
We go up there and say each of us have one hundred bucks once gone. It's done. Right.

980
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,920
Which is about eight minutes. Yeah, it can be. Yeah.

981
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,920
Fast. So if it's got it could be a quick trip.

982
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,920
And we're like, and then what you do you just drive back.

983
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:08,920
You're just like, all right, let's walk around and have a drink.

984
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:11,920
And then, yeah, we'll come back a ninety dollar drink and then head back.

985
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,920
Yeah. I mean, if it goes that fast, which it can, it can.

986
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:19,920
It totally can. And then there are other times, man, I can I can make roulette

987
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,920
last a long time, even though I guaranteed to lose.

988
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:26,920
I can make it last a long time. And craps, I can play that a long time.

989
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,920
I don't understand craps. I've never played. Oh, it's great.

990
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,920
I've tried to watch it and I don't understand it.

991
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:34,920
You know what? I would love to explain to you because it's a lot of fun.

992
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:40,920
And there's so many games within the game that if you want to get super complicated with it,

993
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:44,920
but you don't have to. You can play one game, which is pass, don't pass her.

994
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,920
You know what I mean? Right. Come, don't come.

995
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:50,920
I mean, there are so many. It's so easy. Yeah.

996
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,920
I don't understand the game and I'm sure there's videos online I could watch as well.

997
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:58,920
I've never played it. I've played roulette. I played blackjack.

998
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:02,920
Obviously, the slots, but I don't play the pokers or anything like that.

999
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,920
I don't I don't know it well enough to do. Right. Yeah.

1000
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:10,920
No, no, no. Blackjack to me is I hate to say this, but it's intimidating

1001
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:16,920
because I know how to play blackjack. But, you know, there are people

1002
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:20,920
I just want to have fun. And there's people at the table that like

1003
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:23,920
I don't want to say they're counting the cards, but they thought it should be serious.

1004
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:28,920
If I hit or pass, people at the table get mad because, you know,

1005
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,920
you're not supposed to pass on that or and that affects everybody else's cards

1006
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,920
and stupid bullshit like that. I'm like, you know, well, there are certain moves

1007
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:37,920
you're supposed to make when you have certain cards or certain moves you're supposed to make.

1008
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,920
Yes. Yes. And I understand that. Right.

1009
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:42,920
And I understand the basics of it and all that kind of stuff when you're supposed to hit

1010
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:46,920
and not hit. But I just. Yeah. But that's not true for everybody.

1011
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:49,920
So you can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Fuck them.

1012
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,920
Exactly right. That's exactly right. And that's and I don't have that ability.

1013
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:57,920
I'm always way hypersensitive about what other like who gives a shit about.

1014
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,920
I know. But no. And oh, my there are some times where I'm mad at me, you know,

1015
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,920
because you're supposed to you're supposed to stay at 17. Right.

1016
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:08,920
And so anything up to 17, you're supposed to hit on.

1017
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:10,920
Yeah, I don't think that's true.

1018
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:15,920
Then you get split. Right. No, 17, you're supposed to stop.

1019
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:19,920
But there's like you're never supposed to hit on anything over 17.

1020
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:23,920
You know, God, no. But you can hit on 15 or 16. You can.

1021
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:28,920
But I well, I'm just saying that there's a there's a little blackjack cheat sheet.

1022
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,920
Absolutely right. They're kind of like that's what they say.

1023
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:36,920
Now, if you get like you can get something where you get put in a scenario where you can do a split.

1024
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:40,920
And I don't know what that is when you get to the same like two tens or something.

1025
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:45,920
Yeah. You can split them and then you throw another chip down one chip or well, you equal your bet.

1026
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:48,920
Right. Is it? So if you bet double down your

1027
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,920
your opponent by splitting it, I think that's cool.

1028
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,920
Yeah, you're playing two hands against a dealer. Yeah. Right.

1029
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:59,920
I think that's kind of fun. It is fun. You know, so there is a there's not much.

1030
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,920
There's a little bit of science to it, but I'm not good enough at it.

1031
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:07,920
And I don't want to go to a table where it says thirty dollar minimum hand.

1032
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,920
No, I'm just like, yeah, no.

1033
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:14,920
Well, I would like to get to the point where I can try to buy the cards.

1034
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:18,920
You know, but the thing about them counting the cards is how many decks are in there?

1035
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,920
Like six. So people do it.

1036
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:28,920
Well, I feel like I can get, you know, I mean, how hard is it to count certain cards in a six deck shoot?

1037
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:32,920
Well, I mean, but are you extremely hard? No, I don't think it's that hard.

1038
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,920
All right. We're getting six decks and he's going to count the cards. Yeah, you are.

1039
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,920
Or what cards next? Yeah.

1040
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:41,920
Well, no, no, no. I'm not insinuating that. It's not a matter of what cards next.

1041
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:44,920
It's the probability of what the next card could be. Right.

1042
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,920
Based on what you know, you can't. I know.

1043
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:51,920
I know that, you know, seven aces have gone. I know that three queens have gone.

1044
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:53,920
I know that two tens.

1045
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,920
That's what they're talking about. We're counting cards.

1046
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:59,920
And it's about the probability of a card populating.

1047
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:03,920
There's people that are so good at it, they can win every single time.

1048
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:07,920
Not every time, but they can dramatically increase their odds.

1049
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:10,920
Right. And it's illegal. They catch you doing it.

1050
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:12,920
I don't know if it's illegal, but it's against rules. Well, it is.

1051
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,920
They kick you out. They kick you out. They ban your ass.

1052
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,920
It's got to be with a cheat.

1053
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:23,920
I bet it's going to be hard with with earbuds and all the latest technology.

1054
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,920
Oh, those casinos have high end technology.

1055
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,920
They're on the cutting edge of that shit.

1056
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,920
It's like better than the Defense Department. Yeah, it's crazy.

1057
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,920
And plus they've got like Jimmy the fish that'll pull you in the back

1058
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:39,920
and whip out a skill saw and want to chop off your freaking nutsack, you know?

1059
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:43,920
Yeah, there's so many cameras in there. True, too. So many cameras.

1060
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,920
I mean, I wonder how much of that is true.

1061
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:51,920
I mean, is it all? Wow, that was abrupt.

1062
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:56,920
He's like, I wonder if shut the hell up.

1063
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,920
I don't know if you guys are going to hear that when we do the the actual show,

1064
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,920
but the music just came on. It was like it was loud.

1065
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:07,920
Yeah. Did you hear that? Or is that just?

1066
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:10,920
Yeah. Did you mean to do that?

1067
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,920
Well, it is time, so we probably do need the music.

1068
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:14,920
What happens when you do need?

1069
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,920
Well, the producers said it's not time. Ten minutes.

1070
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,920
All right. So finish your Vegas story.

1071
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,920
Well, I've never been to Vegas. So I've been to Vegas a few times.

1072
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,920
You've never been to Vegas? I have never been to Vegas.

1073
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,920
You know what? We should. It's inexpensive to get out there.

1074
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:32,920
It is not. It used to be the case. Oh, it used to be. It's not anymore.

1075
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,920
Oh, it used to be. You could fly out there cheaply.

1076
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:37,920
You could get out there and get hotels for cheap and eat for cheap because

1077
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,920
they wanted all your money to pour into the casinos.

1078
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:42,920
Not true at all. What changed?

1079
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:44,920
I don't know. People don't bet as much.

1080
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:48,920
Everything became expensive and we were like, bullshit. It's not.

1081
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:52,920
Nothing's cheap. They used to say, oh, you can five a five dollar.

1082
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:56,920
Oh, you can eat steak and shrimp buffet and get off.

1083
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,920
Well, there are some deals out there. I guess.

1084
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:00,920
You know what? They probably are.

1085
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:04,920
But so the thing is, it should it's just a long weekend.

1086
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:06,920
You don't want to go out there for a week.

1087
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:09,920
It's like two or three days and you're done and you come back.

1088
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:13,920
So I would need you. So like a week, three or four day weekend.

1089
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,920
I don't know if it needs to be that long unless you want to go to

1090
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:17,920
know where I am or something. I would want two nights out there.

1091
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:20,920
I want three days, two nights. Yeah, that's what I mean.

1092
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:23,920
Piece of cake. And you're out there Friday morning.

1093
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:26,920
Come back Sunday. Yep. Yeah.

1094
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:29,920
And I would do it. I like gambling. I think it's kind of fun.

1095
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:35,920
Now it does get old, but but it is fun. I do it.

1096
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:37,920
There's a lot, a lot to see out there.

1097
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:42,920
Yeah, I would like to go to a lot of the shows, you know, those get pricey.

1098
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:43,920
Oh, they're pricey.

1099
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,920
I'm saying everything in there is pricey. The shows are pricey.

1100
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:50,920
Well, I mean, it comes to a point where you're like, fuck it.

1101
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,920
I don't care. We were we were bar hopping.

1102
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:55,920
I was with my father in law and my brother in laws.

1103
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,920
And we went out there for a golfing trip

1104
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:01,920
and we started bar hopping along the strip

1105
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:05,920
and just getting a drink in every bar, every casino, every casino.

1106
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,920
We hit a bar, got a drink, kept moving on.

1107
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,920
And you can walk down the street, open container. Yes.

1108
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:15,920
And so these glasses were the not, you know, like think of a solo cup,

1109
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:19,920
a mini solo cup, right? The small ones, right?

1110
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,920
Seventeen dollars. Yeah. Seventeen dollar drinks.

1111
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:27,920
And if you get caught sneaking alcohol in, they probably castrate you.

1112
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:30,920
I'm sure they're no, no, you can't bring it into the casino,

1113
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:33,920
but you can walk around in like the promenade areas.

1114
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,920
But what about I thought you supposed to get free drinks when you're in the casino?

1115
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:39,920
When you get if you're gambling and if you can get a waiter or waitress.

1116
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:41,920
Yeah. Most of that time to serve you.

1117
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,920
So we went to like wax a whack off.

1118
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:50,920
What is a chucked up chucked up by your there's no there's no free drinks there.

1119
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:53,920
Uh, right. I mean, I don't I don't know.

1120
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:57,920
They should be there. It's kind of bullshit Vegas.

1121
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,920
But you have to be in a place long enough for them to see you and say,

1122
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:03,920
what do you want? You say, I want a Jack and Coke.

1123
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,920
They'll go get it in a few minutes later. No, more than a few minutes.

1124
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:10,920
Yeah, it's a long time. It's not like they're and they're small little glasses.

1125
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,920
You're not going to get drunk off a free drink. No, you're not.

1126
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,920
But it'd be it'd be interesting. It'd be fun weekend. Yeah, sure.

1127
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:21,920
Just a weekend. I'm done with it after a couple of days because it is always on.

1128
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,920
Yes, always on. Always on.

1129
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:30,920
There's no break unless you go back to your room. Yeah, I would be interested in the pool program.

1130
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:37,920
Yeah, I'd be like a cabana more like in the pool and you go up to the the bar in the pool.

1131
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:45,920
Yeah, yeah, they need a swim up urinal and you get your tiny 17 dollars just being in the pool.

1132
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:50,920
Well, I mean, if you had a swim up urinal, you could like up to the urinal pool is this one.

1133
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:53,920
Yeah, you're in the pool like that's kind of gross.

1134
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:58,920
What do you think a swim up urinal is? I'm trying to explain.

1135
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:01,920
A toilet under the water? You go into it. It's not going to make it into it.

1136
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:08,920
You go into this one little section of the pool where there are a lot of air or water circulators.

1137
01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:11,920
Yeah, that will take the suck the water out right there.

1138
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:16,920
Do you take a shit right there? I didn't say shit.

1139
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:21,920
You want to defecate? You want to go somewhere else. I'm talking like, you know, where you pee.

1140
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:24,920
Like if you're going to pee pee in this area because the current goes that way.

1141
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:29,920
You're at the low end and you pee there and you can take it out.

1142
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:33,920
Yeah, that's exactly how kids arms get torn off. Press because they swim into that area.

1143
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:38,920
It sucks out there. You know what? It's the no kids zone. Turbines.

1144
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:45,920
In fact, it would grinding up whatever it. You know, that's the best place to put the kids anyways.

1145
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:50,920
Don't have the orifice is too big. Just have a bunch of small ones.

1146
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:56,920
So that, you know, you want the kids on that end of the pool anyways, because that's where they're all fucking peeing.

1147
01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:00,920
They have no respect. They have no coof. They're just going to let it go. It's too dangerous.

1148
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:03,920
You're going to have some kid down there and he's going to get suctioned.

1149
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:09,920
Is this is this bourbon kicking in or we all seem to be a little bit of a little wired?

1150
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:14,920
I'm just saying I would really like he wants a built in pool urinal.

1151
01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:19,920
I want to know. It's a little odd. Yeah, I don't think would work.

1152
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:23,920
How about like I think it would work. I think it would work.

1153
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:26,920
I think they would have like, you know, how you they have vacuumed in there.

1154
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:32,920
You suck so much water out. You're wanting to design a section of your pool that you can pee into.

1155
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:37,920
And it's and it quickly sucks it out of there and doesn't make you pull yellow. Kind of.

1156
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:41,920
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. No, no. I mean, I'm not talking about.

1157
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:45,920
So you ever have those vacuum cleaners, you get a hose, OK, you get a little vacuum at the very end.

1158
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:48,920
You put a nozzle on there. It's like now we're trying.

1159
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:51,920
Now we're taking our stick in our. So you've got this. So you've got this.

1160
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:56,920
You've got your swim trunks. OK, you got your swim trunks out there with the hose.

1161
01:25:56,920 --> 01:26:00,920
And again, that is about the size of a jock strap, so to speak.

1162
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:06,920
You know, a cup. So basically you put this thing on to on the outside of your clothes.

1163
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:11,920
No, mind you, on the outside of the clothes. This is after eight hundred pound Namu,

1164
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:15,920
which just shoved it up his crotch and urinated all over it.

1165
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:18,920
Now you're going to grab it and stick it on your junk.

1166
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:24,920
Well, on your junk, you have a valid point. So I'm out. Yeah, I'm not using it.

1167
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:30,920
This was this is this ranks up there with the mask on the bottom on the on the butt of a cow.

1168
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:36,920
I think that was your idea to capture the gas. It was not my idea.

1169
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:39,920
It would capture shrapnel.

1170
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:45,920
This is why we're doing a podcast that nobody's sponsoring, because I think capturing our ideas suck.

1171
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:48,920
It could be the next biofuel. We're not the next Elon Musk.

1172
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:54,920
I I would I would love to be able to not have to get out of a poll to.

1173
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,920
Well, you don't have to. You don't have to.

1174
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,920
Yeah, but nobody wants to sit in other people's pee.

1175
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:01,920
Well, then why not have one of those bags?

1176
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:05,920
Isn't there a colossal bag from your urine? What do they call that?

1177
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:07,920
What do you think the astronauts do?

1178
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:13,920
Don't they kind of have like a bag and they pee into the bag and then they circulates around?

1179
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:16,920
What is that when they stick the tube up your thing? Circular around the body?

1180
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:20,920
It's a catheter. They connect it to a tube and it gets sent out into space.

1181
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:24,920
Do all the astronauts do they wear catheters?

1182
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:28,920
No, no. Or do they they have like suction tubes?

1183
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:30,920
It's a suction tube. I think they have suction tubes.

1184
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:33,920
Everyone. I think everyone has their own suction tube.

1185
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:36,920
What about the women? It's not a like it's the same thing.

1186
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,920
Freakishly. It's the same exact thing. They don't have a women and a female.

1187
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:42,920
No, I mean a woman and a female. Yeah.

1188
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:47,920
Well, that was odd. Do they have a transgender and a female and a male connection?

1189
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,920
That concludes our show for the first half.

1190
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,920
Thank you for the rumble single barrel that pushed us all over the edge.

1191
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,920
Yes, it kind of did. We need another one of that.

1192
01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:59,920
Next up is should be another interesting one.

1193
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:01,920
All right. Get ready for 14.2.

1194
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:30,920
We'll be back. Brain fog.

1195
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:33,920
We'll be back.